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Sorry about that! >>38538
She would get so much more popularity if she did that. Venus Angelic's mom has fans/likes because she understands no one would care if she wasn't affiliated with Venus in any way. But people would probably leave since she wouldn't want to post about Kota at all.
Yeah I know, which is why I'm only tagging my posts with 3 tags and they're still not appearing.
They were yesterday.
I am, I am tagging them as mmmkikikannibal, kiki-kannibal and kikikannibal.
She's aged so horribly…She makes Dakota look like a model.
and lol at "Dakota's sister"
She says it's because the h8rzzzz will stalk and harass the people she follows, and that she doesn't "collect people." Or something stupid like that. >>38554
ikr she looks like she's in her 30's. I wonder how much worse her candid photos would look if they were taken by a higher quality camera with better lighting. And she likes to think people think that she's so young, she's in middle school, lmao.
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Looks like a balding fat old asian dude or Mr. Yan to me.
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no problem, anon. i think he's from l.a. but is japanese american. but i agree, he is pretty attractive. i think someone said he's known for sleeping with scene girls.
also, i was going through his instagram, jackxcash, and i saw pic related. i thought of our kira kira princess from mars.
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I think you got the outline wrong
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He looks a little chub in the picture. I thought maybe it was him too. I remember reading somewhere he went with Kota the first time she went to Japan. Don't remember the source so I can't verify if it's true.
She doesn't care for or have any interest In Japan, she's there because she's legitimately thinks she's going to get famous and rich just
for being a *~foreign, exotic~* blue eyed white girl who wears cutesy pastel clothes.
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Scotty looks like a grosser version of Ricardo Chavira.
You know what's strange is how much Kirsten and Dakota look like their mother, but neither of them look like they have a lick of their father in them.
Omg anon do you watch desperate housewives that is so spot on.
Kiki looks like shit in person like yeah she's skinny but she has no ass, no boobs and no slight curves. Even her legs are nasty. Veganism, not even once
>Omg anon do you watch desperate housewives
Yes I love it :>
It wasn't very popular when it aired here in the UK but I LOVED it, I thought the writing was so good and it had me legitimately laughing so many times, all the main cast characters are so funny, especially Bree and Lynette. The lady that played Lynette was the best actress by far.
Yeah I'm just wondering, how many things has she claimed to be super talented at now?
Tell me if I've missed anything out but it was:
Invented striped hair
Fluent in Spanish
Ran her own "online business"
Fluent in Japanese
After this next little venture goes tits up what will it be next?
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Don't forget her Power Ranger luscious booty fitness video on YouTube. Also a few years ago on Twitter she posted her yoga bod she got from going to a public gym aka watching a video on the internet and pretending to be in a public place ◔_◔ >>38628
There is no way she could still play guitar with her long nails. I don't remember her ever actually making a video or anything playing guitar. It seems like it was just a super expensive prop she used in her photos.
Oh my fucking god how long have you been using Tumblr?
Putting a dash between words in a URL functions as a space.
Go fucking try it you tard, /tagged/kiki-kannibal and /tagged/kiki%20kannibal are exactly the same tag.
Then why is it that only 1 post appear on their own site when you look up "kiki kannibal"?http://asbestus.tumblr.com/tagged/kiki-kannibal
That's the only post they tagged with no dash in the tag.http://asbestus.tumblr.com
- Look at the their other tags, everything else is tagged "kiki-kannibal" with a dash.
You have a better explanation why they don't appear then, asswipe?
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I love you whoever did this.
Kek, just admit you were fucking wrong and don't know how to use Tumblr.
And of course, Cathy and Scott are having my posts removed. It's not like they haven't done this before.
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Ooopps, my bad. You guise caught me and I'll never get popular. Oh my gawd I am soooo upset..I can't even deal. You are just h8ers. I am gonna go tweet about this…
lmao, i remember "him." it's ridiculous that kiki expected people to believe that, the poem was in cursive, i'm pretty sure the average english speaking japanese person would have an issue with reading/writing cursive. jun, from the yt channel rachel and jun, had issues with reading it in a video. kind of like how i think any person learning a character based language would have issues reading the characters in different fonts/sizes, especially with kanji.
i wonder whatever happened to "him." she posted once about this guy and that was the end of that. if he existed, you know if he left her, she'd go on about how ~abusive~ men are. Or if he stayed with her crazy, clingy ass, she'd post billions of pics of/with him to show off.
i wonder if cathy and scott ever pretend to be someone else on the internet and message/comment kiki on her social media so she feels better about herself. what if the mystery guy is scott or cathy?!?!?!?!?!
@mmmkikikannibal: ☆:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:
Guessing she inherited those ugly earrings from her dead grandma since she has worn them every day in Japan. Did she only pack one outfit or something?
I think we'd definitely have people coming over here to talk shit on her if she talked to people. Tbh, I bet Kota would even come here to talk shit if she could. If I'm not mistaken ptnr didn't talk to pt because she wanted to air out her dirty laundry, it's because she was curious and pt got on her last nerve. I could see Kiki acting just like pt, foreverkailyn, and other lolcows in conversations. Basically making you feed into her delusions, never ever correct her in anything, and never expecting her to give a rat's ass about you.
I really hope those stans she had during the twitter war with stickydrama befriended her. I still see them tweeting at her and kissing her ass, so I'm hoping they're getting dirt atm, inevitably, she'll piss them off and they'll come to us.
Or we can see if Jack Cash wants to give us dirt, I'll buy his music if he does! (I'm thirsty for more drama)>>38827
Idk, if it's an old Japanese guy, it could just be because she's white. I do language exchange with Japanese people and sometimes old Japanese guys will get creepy with me even though they had no idea what I looked like. It's just the idea of a younger gaijin girl that attracts them. Though, there's no doubt it my mind that if she does have a sugar daddy, they're already tired of her. She's probably spending the entire time complaining about ~h8erz~ to whoever this guy is.
yah but if she had asugaR daddy, wouldnt she be going shopping all he time and going oit to cat cafes and shit? going places and doing things she could actually post for more attention.
its so puzzling that she pretends to ove japan so much, and then when she actually gets there she becomes less active than she was In florida.
money they don't have
on a trip to japan
sorry for that.>>38864
too bad no one in japan gives a shit about kiki. i'm sure she is desperately trying to get fame again but thinks we'll ~ruin~ it for her, which could also be why she's so quiet.
lmao, i can see it like that.
i like to think kiki is auditioning for aidoru groups because it's funny thinking of her haggy ass trying to be kawaii.>>38868
i'm surprised she hasn't secretly filmed her talking to japanese people in her ~totemo fluent desu nihongo~
Agreed, she's probably with Scott and not a sugar daddy. If she was with a sugar daddy she would probably actually be doing stuff and staying in a nicer room.
I bet she just spends all day walking around ~trendy parts of tokyo hoping she gets noticed because she’s such a beautiful elven gaijin goddess.
I can totally see that. After all, if Japan hadn't noticed Kota, would her parents have sent/taken her to Japan just because? FUCK no.
Maybe once they realized that she milked the modeling thing to gain distance from them and didn't stary sending them money/promoting kaka, they went back to trying to make her
famous instead, and in JP only because that's where Kota is and they want to try and get back at her for ditching them (which nobody blames her for, If I had the chance she did at her age, I would have taken it too. Probably even sold my fucking soul to get it.).
On top of that, Kiki has nothing about her that appeals to Japanese people, looks and most definitely personality wise. If Kota acted like Kiki acts, she would've been booted out of Japan a long
time ago. And looks wise, I think Kota still could've gotten popularity in Japan in she just came and was dressed like how she did in the tumblr days. When she first came to Japan, there were so many people following her and fawning over her. That would never in a million years happen to Kiki, because she just isn't cute.
>To be honest, I am really surprised she hasn't taken any photos at any shrines. I guess they aren't cool enough.
I'm also surprised she hasn't, isn't she a ~spiritul buddhist desu~ She was in an area that had a shrine in it, but kawaii japanese drinks and her ~apartment~ are much more interesting apparently
It is perplexing how these two sisters do not talk about each other at all when they're in the same city.
So, either Dakota has become "disowned" to some degree and that's why. (And all of the rumors here about bad blood are true)
Dakota's agency knows about the levels of dirt on Kiki and has advised her not to talk about her, so as not to draw negative attention on herself.
Either way, distance can strain relationships, so I could see them not being as close. But I can pretty much bet that however Dakota actually became famous and somewhat successful there, Dakota's sister is absolutely copying that model in hopes that she can run away from the past too.
The sad truth is, the more successful/famous Dakota becomes, the more likely more she will be exposed there or really anywhere she goes for her past indiscretions. Maybe Japanese are more forgiving when it comes to doing stupid things as a youth, but I feel that some of the things she did on video are so "uncute" that if the majority saw them, she would not do so well there.
In any case, I kinda like Dakota and I wish the best for her.
No problem, I didn't get it the first time I saw someone use the reference too. I had to look it up on the urban dictionary, lol.>>38896
I definitely think there's bad blood between them, I mean, Kota doesn't want to acknowledge Kiki unless she has to. Kiki will desperately tweet at Kota from time to time, but Kota just ignores her. I think if she was told to not acknowledge Kiki from her agency, she'd unfollow Kiki on twitter. Her Japanese fans could easily look at who she's following, see Kiki, google her, and find all kinds of drama. I think Kota doesn't like that family/Kiki anymore, but she still has to play nice with them since she'll have to come back home to them when her visa gets renewed.
He must be quite desperate then
Where the fuck do they find these guys? Is there a fetish for frumpy fat slobs among rich guys?
Believe it or not, I know some really attractive/well off guys who are exclusively into fat chicks.
Everyone's got a type…
way to completely miss the point. and no, being fat =/= unattractive except for rare
occasion. that sweeping generalization makes you sound bitter.
so, rich guys like frumpy chicks who don't take care of themselves or their bodies, huh? what a golden opportunity for our dear kaka. i bet her parents are even getting desperate enough to push her in that direction, too. how do they even make money? i recall reading someehing about them collecting welfare ages ago.
>>39179>how do they even make money? i recall reading someehing about them collecting welfare ages ago.
i'm curious about that too. i've heard scott's the only one with a job. but i'm pretty sure they still live in their grandmother's house, which, if i'm not mistaken, is in a upper middle class area. i don't think scott would have that great of a job that he can afford the house, musical equipment, all kinds of clothes, mac computers for each person in the house, trips to japan, etc. i think if he could've afforded all this, she would go to japan more frequently, kiki mimiuex would've never bombed so badly (since he could afford an actual music producer, singing lessons, etc), she wouldn't keep the tags on her clothes (as seen in the video on rape, at least i think), she wouldn't have sold some musical equipment on ebay, etc.
i also want to add that i don't think they get welfare since i grew up with a lot of people on welfare and it barely helped them. plus, i think they check what you spend your checks on and you have to be pretty broke in the first place in order to get it. they may get disability if autism counts as one, or if cathy/kiki finally got checked out for mental illness. my aunt's married to a pretty rich guy and she gets disability to spend on stupid shit she doesn't need.
if not either of those, on gurugossip they found out foreverkailyn's mother got money from refinancing the house a bunch of times. they spend their money like the wilchers do, i could see that being a possibility.
sugar daddies like sex.
in my experience it doesn't seem to matter if you're frumpy or ugly as long as you have a pussy and you're willing to stroke their egos/dicks. (Most men who have to buy their company are complete asshats who nobody would touch with a ten-foot-pole if they weren't getting a paycheck out of it, though, so it's not like they're a catch just because they're rich. Either that or they've just got really weird/embarrassing fetishes)
but there's a limit. being thick or overweight isn't a dealbreaker, but being obese can be unless they're a fat fetishist.
I've meet two SBs in my life. One is in constant demand, even though she has a horseface and a horrible personality, because she's slender and dtf. The other is borderline obese and unkempt, but cleans herself up for dates, has a nice face and great personality. However, far fewer men contact her, and in the past she's lost contact with guys after they found out what her body looked like. so it seems like a definite detriment.
Except unlike a lot of girls on tumblr (who only like sex in theory/are terrified of it in relity), kiki jumps right into bed with guys, so maybe she would
make a good SB.
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I can't see how they'd qualify for any government assistance, and it doesn't seem like their son would qualify for any SS benefits either (http://autismnow.org/funding-and-public-policy/social-security-benefits/#Adults
) I also don't see how Scott is affording to take care of his family without limiting his spending. I have a feeling Kiki's Audi (if it's hers and not the family's) and her first trip to Japan were purchased with Grandma's money she left behind.
they make such a huge deal out of it because they're jumping on the "empowered sexual woman" bandwagon.
but hey yeah, keekz, if ur even reading this thread, honestly consider this shit lol.
but knowing her, she'd probably be so rude that most sds would get tired of her quickly.
doesn't that go against the whole mindset about straight, white men all being oppressors? granted, most of these people are into the idea of being a nymphet even though they're ~feminists.~ should i really be surprised?>>39216
kiki may instantly sleep with guys, but she is really superficial. she really only goes for stereotypical musicians with swoops and tattoos, ie, someone like ronnie radke, or the hipstery style like idk cristofer drew (who she actually used to desperately try to get with). i know they both have similar hair and both have tattoos, but one has a more "hipstery" style and the other has a rockstar style, that's how much variety her taste in men seems to have.>>39218
i didn't really think so, it was worth the suggestion though.
it could be a mixture of the money grandma left behind, maybe refinancing their house like i suggested, and/or just them spending money they don't have. it's more than likely them spending money they don't have, they could be one of those people who will starve just to have some fancy new material item and who constantly buy items just to use them once and return/sell them.
Actually, SS benefits aren't that easy to get. I suffer from clinic tonic seizures (a form of epilepsy), am disabled (some mornings I have episodes so bad I can't
even get out of bed and can only sleep since my brain gets so fried and body won't respond), provided medical documentation, and they still
wouldn't give it to me. Their reason? My work history isn't long enough. Kind of hard to work when you're pretty much paralyzed after an episode for the rest of the day.
I don't even know what the fuck is going on. The system is corrupt. They refuse to give it to people that legitimately need it and yet, give it to people who scam the system with some bullshit like, "I'm afraid to leave the house!" yet you see them walking around outside just fine.
it's a huge contradiction lol
it's like "ok if u make me into a sex object then ur a misogynist pedo because ur just interpreting all my stuff as sexual when im just expressing myself" while posting up pictures of themselves in little girl's stuff and posing sexually
basically, if you do it ur scum, but if i do it, i'm being a powerful feminist and taking charge of my own sexuality
this is really ot so i apologize
(rolls eyes) as someone who has issues with social anxiety and anxiety with leaving the house, it pisses me off that it's become trendy to have it and it's now an excuse to not do anything with your life. i don't know much about orange, but if she actually
had it, she wouldn't be making excuses, she'd be working to get rid of it. it's fucking awful wasting your life away inside your house and/or alone because of anxiety. it's irritating in general how having some sort of disorder is considered cool and something to brag about these days.
I think a good few people have it here. There used to be a thread on /b/ about it I think
What annoys me is that if she has such bad social anxiety, why would she be so content with stripping for strangers on the internet for money? I know it's different for everyone, there are different levels of severity and I don't want to be all "muh anxiety", etc, but as an example, at the peak of my social anxiety I would never have even had the balls to do something like post here.
Sorry for derailing. Something about tumblr self-diagnosed illnesses makes my blood boil.
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Have some way back and see how Kiki changed.
>March 6th, 2011
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>July 15th 2009
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>July 15th 2009
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>February 7th, 2012
>>39270>but as an example, at the peak of my social anxiety I would never have even had the balls to do something like post here.
it was the exact same thing for me.
i don't think she'd do it either if she had anxiety, a person with anxiety would worry about everyone knowing about it and judging them for it. i think she and all these tumblr people only get anxiety the way everyone else does from time to time.>>39296
you too the words right out of my mouth. i guess it's because she had goals, other than becoming more famous than kota, and more of a life then. with these tweets, it doesn't seem like she's grasping at straws to find something to post like she does now.
But didn't Kiki say she's learning Japanese because of Kota coming home with a Japanese friend?
Kiki is really trying to ride Kota's coattails and it is super obvious with how she's trying to look Kotafied in her videos. Learning Japanese half assedly is not going to take her far because she looks and acts very old and doesn't get what made Kota so appealing to Japanese.
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I just put this right here
Self-replying to say that I didn't notice until now that I'm rewatching the video but she says again that she's learning Japanese to "be able to communicate with my family living there" (makes no sense since it's your fellow English speaking sister, but ok) "and my significant others and their family". So by that she's implying she has/had a boyfriend over there…? (boyfriends
even, as she pluralized 'significant others' lol).
You don't have
to change your name when you get married, and also, Dakota's "stage name" is just her first+middle name. IF she got married and changed her last name, she could just keep it secret by only using it on official legal documents like her passport or contracts.
i think so too, kota has been speaking english her entire life, i highly doubt she completely forgot the language. though, i could see kiki trying to speak japanese with kota and kota being like, "no."
she's either insinuating she has japanese heritage or insinuating she'll have family in japan when she marries that theoretical japanese guy, lmao.
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Oh god the random fake laughing to herself all the way through.
>inherently I made out with a Japanese guy at a club
That's not the right use of that word… is it? I feel like there's a better word for what she was trying to say, but I'm drunk so yeah.
Also, surprised she hasn't deleted pic related yet
You don't have to return to your home country with your spouse to validate your marriage with a Japanese national. All the paperwork is done in Japan, and is legally recognized (in most cases, America being one of them) internationally immediately.
It's far more likely that she just brought her dude home for a visit.
Oh my fucking god, she's so full of shit. Everything she talks about is her way of showing off or seeming cool without fully showing it (at least to her dumb as fuck fans, anyway). I call bullshit on all these Japanese guys flirting with her especially
calling her a 'gaijin princess'. Seriously, has anyone ever heard of that before? It just sounds to me like something Kiki would make up because that's exactly
what she wants to be seen as in Japan. ~a kira kira gaijin princess~.
Also lol, Mira's comment.>I never been called gaijin princess before at the club, but you certainly are attacked and they are all after you if you are a white girl
I guess with beer goggles on Mira doesn't look like a droopy-eyed, pig-nosed Quasimodo.
>>39561>showing off or seeming cool without fully showing it
Anon the term you're looking for is humblebrag.
Most humblebrags are obvious lies, too.
>>39494>you make everyone in this club look like pigs
in this episode of 'Kiko interacts with people' she gets hit on by an absolutely mortal jerkbag and gets giggly about it
i'm really weirded out by the psychotic laugh she has going and her overall way of acting? something's really off. i can't decide whether it's because i know how shitty her personality is or picking up on some actual body language.
oh god, that video was so cringeworthy. tbh i think she may have played final fantasy/the legend of zelda once or seen her brother/kota play it years
ago. she knows nothing about either but she likes to act like they're her favorite games of all time. she called zelda an elf princess for christ's sake.
Both need to stop eating shit, and Kiki defintely needs to gain some weight.
With Kooter I don' t think she needs to diet to lose weight, she should change her diet to a more healthy one (proteins, veggies and healthy fats) while keeping the caloric intake. What would really benefit her is exercise, mostly strenght training so she tones her muscle because right now she is skinnyfat.
Oh it would benefit Kiki also if she decided to move on from her vegan bullshit and eat some more.
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Y'all need to shut up with the good advice. We know Kira Kira obsessively lurks da hAterzzzzz sites. And I want to continue to watch her tragic
downfall. Kota will get her diet/exercise together when her agency requests it. I believe she knows how to adult when necessary.
>>40301>kooter looks like she exists on snack foods, fruit flavored drinks/ teas and konbini bento
i agree, but it's probably the only kind of stuff she can eat being a vegan and all. kiki can scream at the top of her lungs about how ~vegan~ japan is but it's not. sure, there are some things there considered vegan but so far, i've only seen snacks
that are considered vegan. >>40351
i wonder why they don't request it at all. they obviously don't want her to be the size that she is because they lie about it and in the one video of the bikini shoot, she was told to cover up her body on camera. i can't see kota refusing to lose weight or anything because like another anon said, modeling is all she has. also i don't get why she wouldn't be trying in the first place since i know i'd feel like shit if i was being photographed if i was constantly photographed with cute, petite girls and i was the fat one.
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For some unknown reason the shortened version of her follower amount can't drop anymore while she lost over 100 followers within the last month.
It just rounds up to the next hundred after a certain point. I wonder if it rounds down if it gets below 21,550. So, we have already established that most of her followers are fake, but I think a huge percentage of her real followers are us, pull, etc. I used to not really pay attention to who was tweeting to her but it seems like mostly sock puppets or crazy vegans…not like, legitimate fans or people who want to be friends with her.>>40369
I have a similar issue with food, and I don't think it's uncommon, which is why many recovered anorexics are noticeably overweight and remain overweight. But it's easy for me, a normalfag who works a normal job that woudn't care if I gained or lost 30 lbs, to talk myself out of not starving myself, but if my livelihood and career and whether or not I get to stay away from my batshit family was on the line I would be having seaweed and broth every fucking meal until I weighed 89 lbs or whatever she says she weighs. But I agree with >>40372
She's normal. Not skinny, not skinny fat though. Which is fine, she's not fat.
also she's on loads of purikura machines here, always funny to see it.
I wonder if Kiki is unable to mention Kooter in her videos because Kooter asked her.
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Shutup guys, lookie here
She try'n so hard
Has she really done nothing else with her time there than take pictures of vegan things to prove the ~haterz wrong?
I bet she's back in Florida and just saved a stockpile of Japan pictures to slowly post over time to make it looks like she's living there.
All of her posts are really suspect.
Why does she care about Japan so much now?
cuz she thinks that she'll somehow make it big and be worshiped by glorious nippon like her sister did
lol keekz the thing is in addition to luck, kota actually kind of worked for this. you're literally just prancing around in japan being obnoxious and hoping everyone you meet will fall to their knees and give u vip treatment because you're a ~gajin princess~
Can we go back to talking about Dakota's weight? We don't care about Kiki and her stockpile of random vegan stuff in Japan…jk
Interesting how she is quiet for days then post some random pics of a vegan meal.
This is true. Kota is still shitty with Japanese but after she was ported over by Bravo she really worked at it. She can do her job and at least have muddled conversations.
Kiki can never catch up unless she spends a few years working in Japan and having to speak the language. Plus she's older by a few years, it's hard for people past their formative years to pick up a new language.
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Skinnyfat does not mean fat. It's a thin person with very little muscle tone. The person is typically underweight and their body photographs as flabby because they're lazy fucks who don't exercise.
You don't have to be lazy to be skinny fat. You have to do toning exercises. I think if you focus solely on losing weight on the scale, and not toning up, many girls just run.
When I was at my lightest, I think I was still 'skinny fat' because I didn't want muscles (not kawaii) I just wanted to be skinny, so I ran for hours on end EVERY DAY.
This is a thing people really do, though usually they're honest abt it and tag is as #Latergram.>>40359
Dakota is vegetarian, not vegan. She should switch to pescatarian, get some protein in her bc God knows it would help her hair and skin a lot.
Toning is not a myth kek. Obviously if you strain certain muscles they're going to tone. You can't do arm exercises and expect your legs to look skinner.
I'm pretty sure someone can be skinny-fat if they're not into fitness, but still exercise.
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From her old Formspring. Hopefully her diet has changed since.
lmao, kiki, notice how it all says this stuff in english.
it's mostly being marketed towards vegan tourists,
which is what you are.>>40436
i agree, if she was in japan, she wouldn't have been silent those couple days. she would be proving us ~h8erz~ wrong still. it's really sad that her entire trip was literally spent stalking ~h8 forums~ and proving us wrong. >>40514
i think she may just eat vegan snacks. if her family was sending her food, kiki wouldn't be so ignorant about veganism in japan. i also think if she was sent vegan food from kiki, she'd be skinnier. i'm sure she could make homemade vegan food in japan, but i highly doubt she even has the time for it. so she probably just eats vegan snacks because they're quick and easy.
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Just gonna leave this here for the people who haven't seen the beer commercial Kota and Keekz were inhttp://vimeo.com/5942823
it could be a possibility, i've heard sometimes japanese people will say it has no meat, fish, etc, but it does have some sort of fish in it, it's just not the meat of the fish.
it's ridiculous that kiki is delusional enough to think japan cares about veganism and understands it when her ~warui sensei desu~ sent her nonvegan food. if she even was sent food by someone, i'm pretty sure she'd let them know about her being vegan. i think the first thing kiki would tell anyone is that she's a vegan and then constantly remind them, she definitely does that on twitter.
Yeah. I see Japanese people getting annoyed with her and purposely putting meat and diary in her food, lol.>>40529
Thank you anon.
Dakota's awkward dancing made me lol.
It was sort of cute.
I'm a first year Japanese student and I don't know about the rest of you but I am so impressed with how quickly she's picked up the language.
I expect she must have been having Japanese lessons whilst living there but it must be hard squeezing them in between work and social expectations.
I know she's in the country so she's had greater exposure but her writing and speaking is already waaaay superior to mine.
My biggest problem is my performance anxiety when asked to stand up and speak, but she seems so confident. I'm max jello.
All I saw was the back of Kiki, I had to go back an watch it to see you see her front for like three seconds.
You think it pisses her off Dakota got more screen time in the commercial even though she was suppose to be the "popular" one
If you hang out in Japan for just a month, you'd be surprised at how fast you learn by just being there even without lessons. It's easy to watch videos to learn online and use phrasebooks and apps nowadays. Her writing is terrible though, it's a lot of google translate and trying to be trendy using manly language. That stuff is funny to us in NA but not to actual Japanese readers.
She can at least mask her inferior speaking by mimicing conversational tones or pauses and physical movements. Japanese are forgiving of foreigners trying to speak the language, hence her confidence they will get what she's trying to say and will correct her.
Don't buy it nonny, it's an illusion.
Kiki is nowhere near where she claims to be. Nobody picks up the language that quickly unless they are a prodigy, which obvious she is not. Dakota worked hard to get a grasp of the language, but Kaka is just faking it for the most part.
I've been studying Japanese for over six years, and still become jello. Takes an absurd amount of practice to get over the fear of speaking if you're shy. Just keep at it, it'll get easier.
Oops, that reply was meant for you.
I've been drinking.
I'm not talking about Kirsten, I'm talking about Dakota.
I may be a first year but I still speak at a beginners/intermediate level and I can definitely tell how much of a fake she is and she is constantly fucking up her keiyoshi.
That witch can burn. I hate her pompous, lying guts.
If I remember correctly it's a student video, not a real thing and never meant to be shown. There was a debate on Pull at the time cause one member said even students projects were super strict with whom they'd show on an alcohol ad.
I don't really believe it, or maybe legally it's correct, but I doubt Kota and Kiki were already 21 at the time.
is a myth, or I should say, a hype marketing keyword to make women think they can just work only certain parts of their body to be less flabby and more fit. You might be thinking of muscle training, where you can build certain muscles by working them out, but if you want to stop being skinnyfat you have to exercise and burn calories to get yourself looking right. In other words, you cant just say "I want abs, im gonna do crunches to get them", in reality, you have to diet your BFP down to a certaIn level and build your abdominal muscles to have visible abs.
Having a lean, fit body is gained through total body health and excercise.
that was a hilarious read, wow no wonder she never had any friends. even 2edgy4u scene tweens didnt try to sound that narcissistic and conceited. >>40574
I'd do that buahahahahaha
Also, as it was said some recipes has no meat or fish but have bones soup? I dont know how to say it in English, hope you all understand me. If someone knows how to say it tell me please ;~; I'm not a native speaker
Lol, bone soup, cute.
Generally speaking it's called stock. But yeah, fucking everything in Japanese cuisine has fish in it somewhere. The stock is made from fish, or there's fish sauce in there, or bonito flakes.
i think she's vegan, but just a really shitty one and it's not really for her ~love of animals~ like she says. kota was a vegan first and i think kiki hopped onto it because it's ~trendy~ and ~different.~ plus she really seems to feel her and kota have to be exactly
alike. i've said this before but i'll say it again>kota has an interest in japan first, now kiki has to have one>kota likes sailor moon/anime, now kiki has to>kota goes all natural with her hair, now kiki has to>kota learns/speaks japanese, kiki now has to>kota becomes popular in japan, now kiki has to
and so on.
sorry for getting ot.
i bet kiki is going to post a bunch of pics proving to you that she's ~totemo vegan desu~ for saying that, lol. and some tweets about how she's drinking raw vegan gluten free jasmine tea and eating raw vegan gluten free japanese food. (is it just me who gets annoyed that she feels the need to specify every little thing about what she's eating? like if you're a vegan it's fucking obvious what you're eating will be vegan)
>>40753>feels the need to specify every little thing about what she's eating
It's only because she's trying to prove how totemo supportive japan is of vegans. It feels like half of the stuff she posts is only direct responses to things people have said (japan isn’t vegan friendly - she posts 10098923 vegan food pictures, kiki isn’t in japan - she posts 1941423 pictures of her room in japan, etc.)
Maybe people wouldn’t think you’re so full of shit if you posted things about Japan you actually enjoy, Kiki.
she was doing this even before japan. i think no one would even question her veganism in the first place if she didn't feel the need to go on and on about it in the first place.
>Maybe people wouldn’t think you’re so full of shit if you posted things about Japan you actually enjoy, Kiki.
tbh, i don't think she actually enjoys anything about japan in particular, maybe the cat cafes if you count those but i think they have those in other places too. in her japan vlogs, her face lights up talking about cat cafes and the attention she supposedly got there. she sounds pretty bored when she says, "in japan," and then gets super happy talking about the attention/cat cafes. if you just mention the word japan to any average weeb, their face lights up with joy. i don't see that with kiki.
You have a point there anon
So, we can conclude that Kirsten went to Japan just to lurk lolcow kek.
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that fucks this
Yeah, it’s obvious she doesn’t give a shit about Japan, but if she’s trying to get into the whole ~gaijin in Japan~ thing she could at least put more effort into pretending to like it. >>40761
As if she can even follow what's going on in the meeting.
Also dem comments. Some people are beyond hope.
lol. Dakota's sister probably wet herself with joy when she read the second comment.
Apartmen=hotel room. kek
1 mile? I ran 7km a day. Toning isn't a myth. If you focus on building a muscle in one area, it will focus on one area. That's why people have leg day, arm day, ect. Toning ISN'T losing weight in a certain area, which isn't possible. It is toning muscles in certain areas, which IS possible, and gives off the appearance of a more slim and firm body.
Obviously if you just run all the time, your calve muscles are getting most the strain, which is why you call them 'runners calves', which is what I have now.
Read my original post plz? Did I ever say toning is selective weight losing? no.
Toning is muscle toning? Why do people think toning means losing weight? That came out of your own asses, anon.
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She's still in Japan.http://instagram.com/p/x6e_SzDRP3/
Tokyo Tower had pink lights today. See attached pic from another Instagram user.
Her video also confirms her location >>38492
as seen on the Instagram pic (look for the green rectangular neon sign near the foot of the tower).
She calls "her apartment" her "home". Bullshit.
She went to T's Tantan at Tokyo Station and Mori Tower at Roppongi Hills (where the giant spider sculpture is).
She also went to this news conference: http://www.fccj.or.jp/events-calendar/calendar/icalrepeat.detail/2015/01/16/2468/-/press-conference-alexandra-chan-project-officer-sacom.html
Why would she be attending this??>Please reserve in advance, 3211-3161 or on the website (still & TV cameras inclusive). Reservations and cancellations are not complete without confirmation.
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She preaches about veganism but can't care to tell her followers what restaurant it is when they ask.
tbh she probably can't even read a thing on that sign other than the english. also no one's allowed to go to the same places kiki likes, no one's allowed to have what kiki has, no one's allowed to like the same things kiki likes, etc, because she's special and no one else is worthy of that.
it's ridiculous how she's so worried about people ~copying~ her but she's constantly copies dakota.
i feel the same way, i think she posted that stuff because a lot of people feel that she's a sociopath, including myself (also since we were literally just discussing how she wasn't in japan anymore seconds before she posted that). she's never shown an interest in human rights, unless she's "affected" by the issues, ie bullying and rape. even with the issues she claims to be passionate about, animal rights, she still doesn't care. if she was actually about animal rights, she wouldn't own/use so many products that test on animals and she'd actually fucking go out and do something about these issues (ie protest, donate, volunteer).
i second that she went with dakota, they're most likely speaking japanese at this thing and we all know she can't speak japanese. i bet the entire time she was literally just on lolcow not listening to a word they were saying, lol.
Look skinnier. Emphasize on 'look'.
When your body is firm, it looks more slim.
I have been talking about muscles since the beginning as you've pointed out.
Kirsten isn't intelligent enough to be a sociopath, she's just been raised wrong.
Sociopaths are typically intelligent, confident, highly calculating and generally successful in life - all things Kirsten is not.
kiki is quite confident though. but i do agree, she isn't intelligent, high calculating, or successful. i feel she is one due to shit she's pulled like this here:
and didn't she threaten to make a video listing all of one girl's social media websites so her fans can harass the girl because the girl wasn't following her and dared to correct her japanese?
according to the wikipedia page, sociopaths have at least 3 of these characteristics>Callous unconcern for the feelings of others;>Gross and persistent attitude of irresponsibility and disregard for social norms, rules, and obligations;>Incapacity to maintain enduring relationships, though having no difficulty in establishing them;>Very low tolerance to frustration and a low threshold for discharge of aggression, including violence;>Incapacity to experience guilt or to profit from experience, particularly punishment;>Marked readiness to blame others or to offer plausible rationalizations for the behavior that has brought the person into conflict with society.
i feel 1, 3, and 5 are her.
and apparently there are different types of sociopaths, she'd definitely fall into the sub-type of reputation defending.
Hmmm I really don't believe she's confident at all.
I think her swagger her snide attitude is born from bitterness and pomposity, but not necessarily confidence.
All the reports I've heard of her delivered by externals suggests that she's massively insecure, like the stuff about being the only one allowed to take photographs of her, her shooping every one of them, never allowing people to see the back of hair whilst she was scene or how when somebody would take a crack at her in public she would never fight back, just call her dad to come pick her up and then bitch about how fat they were on the ride home.
F-f-f-fake it til' you make it Kirsten, baby.
Well technically there isn't a hallmark criteria for a sociopath as is now falls under ASPD, or Anti-Social Personality Disorder.
I've never been keen on trying to diagnose people over the internet because at the end of the day, we only know about Kirsten what she and her nutball family allows her to see.
I've known legitimate ASPD folk IRL and I don't think Kirsten has ASPD at all.
These people are very clever at hiding their symptoms and masking any slither of emotionality, and the predisposition towards violence is frightening.
true, i guess it would be more of an ego than confidence. >>40926
i get what you're saying though. i don't think i've ever met anyone with aspd, but i watch a lot of documentaries on serial killers, who usually have aspd. she's not even close to being like them. i'm not the most educated on aspd or personality disorders in general so i was thinking there could maybe be a spectrum with it, where she'd be on the lower end on it. i can't see her getting physically violent with anyone, she's not intelligent, or anything like that.
Are sociopaths always intelligent and successful? I'd think that the intelligent ones were just the ones who are best able to pass themselves off as normal and live fulfilling lives whereas the less intelligent ones often just end up as petty criminals.>>40918
I think she does try to be calculating but fails at it because she's not clever enough.
I do agree thought that we can't really diagnose her with a personality disorder over the internet. Other than Obnoxious Lolcow Syndrome, anyway.
Me and most of my family are convinced my brother is a sociopath.. he has every single one of these traits. He would often abuse younger children, including me. His favorite thing to do to my claustrophobic little brother was force him into a big tub, put on the lid, and sit on it until the kid screamed bloody Mary for mercy. My older brother would never accept responsibility for his actions and would often blame others instead. For example, when I was 16 it came to light that he had raped and molested me since I was about 5 or six, and he has since accepted nothing, and has stated fervently to everyone that I am making it up for attention. He is also very violent as has multiple assault charges under his belt.
He wants to be a cop, too. Hah.
Why do I bring this up? I don't think Kiki is a sociopath, just because I grew up with one. He was very charismatic and though he never finished high school, was also very intelligent and knew how to manipulate everyone. I don't see Kiki having that (truly frightening) capacity. She just seems like a spoiled, cruel girl who never took responsibility for anything, and wants desperately to seem more important than her much more successful younger sister.
>he wants to be a cop
Wasn't too sure until you said this.
Yeah it definitely sounds like he is a sociopath, they are drawn to positions of power. I'd excommunicate him ASAP.
Oh yeah, he really
wants to be a cop. The most he can manage right now is a security guard at a ghetto dispensary, though, because he has failed everytime he's applied somewhere else. He was rejected from one department because he has former assault, DWAI, and robbery charges, as well as his name is mentioned in three rape cases.
He carries a gun on his hip constantly and doesn't have a permit for it. I hope he gets shot. I've excommunicated him from my life, but his mother is blinded by her 'sweet baby boy' so I've become the black sheep of the family.
sorry for personal post
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kaka would never respond to or even acknowledge something like this even tho she's so ~cruelty free~ bc according to her it's a lie japan is vegan kindness perfect promise land
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Not to put this thread off topic but the creator of mmmKeezKannibal twitter here. I have a twitter question. So as seen in the screenshot I retweeted and quoted a few of Kiki's tweets.A few of her fans are tweeting to me. (lol) My question is will it show up in Kiki's twitter followers feed o retweeted and quoted old tweets? I thought it was only if I @ replied her? Funny how as soon as I tweet Kiki her fans come out of the wood work.
my sister said they show up on the person's page when you retweet/quote the person. and if you look up "@kikikannibal" you can see all the tweets she makes and ones directed towards her/retweets/basically anything that mentions her. >>41154
3rd this or change it to "mmmdakotassister"
Aren't you the one who posted your Twitter as someone else but forgot to log out?
Gtfo your twatter isn't funny and idc after your self-post embarrassment.
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Also I was doing some research and it does show up in her fans feed, I was just making sure they weren't some sock puppets.>>41154>>41163>>41173
Perhaps I will though I have to be careful and follow Twitter's rules for parody accounts. If I do the Ostrengas will have a hard time shutting the account down.>>41184>>41188>>41189
So are you white knights of Kiki's, samefag, salty for no reason or a little of all three? So what I dun goofed? I am not going to quit over some dumb mistake. Also not trying to be sneaky, then whats the point?
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lol just found this & wanted to share
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I remember this pic when Kaka was begging people for money for a new digital camera.
yeah. As soon as I started reading this I instantly thought of onision.
Sounds like me lol
Sounds like every teenager in the world is a sociopath
she has to do that, everyone in japan loves her and she has to reply to her massive fanbase~
lol, i saw what you were talking about and the only thing she said was, "ah, it's assuredly so, thanks." to the girl explaining why the tower was pink. it sounds like such an uninterested response imo. if she wants japan to love her, you'd think she'd engage more with japanese people.
also i bet kiki gets really excited when she sees japanese on her twitter/instagram only see that they aren't japanese, lol. majority of the people that speak japanese to her aren't even japanese.
just noticed that too. god kiki is just down right pitiful.
part of me feels bad for her, the other part wants to psychologically evaluate her and try to see wtf is and has been going on in her mind in these decisions
tbh i feel like shes just trying to ascertain to us the fact that she is -TOTALLY SERIOUS ABOUT JAPAN GUIZE-
like foh we all know you dont give 2 shits about ISIS, the middle east, the war, or politics in general
but it mentions 2 japanese hostages, so ya know, GOTTA POST ABOUT IT.
she might even just be using it as an excuse to gain japanese followers
She is using the situation as an excuse to show she cares
and it's highly offensive.
I feel you, and i (used to) feel the same way about koots till she grew brain cells and decided to hop on this japanese living doll gravy train and CLEARLY didn't need it. shes actually making "friends" or something.
but i cant escape the image of kiki parading around her lonely little room or in the streets trying to make videos and take pictures in a sad attempt to gain the crazy fame of her scene days. not even having the relationship with her sister anymore. because obvs they did everything together before.
but people like them, they're not going to want average friends. or people that genuinely care about them. theyre blinded by their internet past and that attention fills their "relationship" void. theyre gonna want people who give them that fix.
its pretty damn calculated.
I wonder what else she's planning on doing, there's been a shortage of selfies
true. this is the first time she's ever acknowledged anything going on with people in the world, unless it's rape or bullying which she only cares about because it "affects" her.>she might even just be using it as an excuse to gain japanese followers
i think so too and it's truly disgusting. >>41955
tbh, i kind of want her to get popularity, or to better put it, infamy, again. it's depressing and pathetic to see her try like this. she really thinks if she got her "big break" everyone would love her, in japan of all countries. japan would hate her even if her past wasn't so easy to access, she's the complete embodiment of everything they hate in someone's personality and on top of that, she isn't cute. i think if she got that wake up call, she may quit and actually do something with her life.
Does she not know that "Yabai" more of a slang term these days (which means along the lines of "that's awesome/that's sick!"), especially on places like Twitter?
It still means "dangerous", but is so strange in this context. She should have used "abunai".
Such a retard for being so uguu fluent desu.
you'd think she'd know that, you know from being in japan at the moment and being so ~fluent desu.~ tbh, i highly doubt she's used her ~totemo fluent desu~ japanese the entire trip. you know she'd shove a camera in someone's face while they're talking to her to prove to us she totes speaks japanese. >>41966
and you're most likely right, that's literally what she did last trip lmao. >>41971
tbh i'm not as up to date on things going on in the world at the moment, but weren't there just other isis attacks recently? from what i've read on this, the prime minister of japan recently donated $200,000,000 to other places who've been attacked by isis and that may be the reason why they're targeting japan right now. sorry if i'm wrong and i sound like i'm living under a rock right now.
For sure, but Kiki doesn’t give a shit about helping anyone. She’s only interested in trying to make her h8rz look bad by showing ALL THE TONS OF VEGAN FOOD THAT JAPAN TOTALLY HAS!!!!!
That’s literally the only reasoning behind every single one of the Japan pictures she’s posted. Every picture is either a.) an attempt to make herself look good or b.) trying to prove other people wrong. It’s not about documenting her vacation, or about things she really enjoys, or something fun she did. She only posts things that she thinks will prove a point.
>>41982>For sure, but Kiki doesn’t give a shit about helping anyone. She’s only interested in trying to make her h8rz look bad by showing ALL THE TONS OF VEGAN FOOD THAT JAPAN TOTALLY HAS!!!!!
i actually looked up "veganism in japan 2014" and there was an article called "the veganism community is alive and well in japan," that had a list of all the vegan restaurants in japan. and like all of us have been saying, they're only in tokyo really, there are one or two on the list for kyoto and osaka(tho i think kyoto does have traditional buddhist food which is essentially vegan). the person who wrote the article sounds a lot like kiki, just because there are a bunch of vegan restaurants in tokyo doesn't mean the entire country is vegan friendly.
>It’s not about documenting her vacation, or about things she really enjoys, or something fun she did. She only posts things that she thinks will prove a point.
exactly. if it was truly about documenting her trip, she'd fucking do something other than lurk lolcow in her hotel room and eat vegan japanese food. you don't see her posting about cultural experiences or even at least
about shopping/amusement parks/etc like the average person only into the pop culture would do.
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This was taken at Ryogoku Kokugikan.
I think she has a sugar daddy in Japan.
SHE'S GOT A SUGAR DADDY FOR SURE GUYS
SUGAR DADDY CONFIRMED
lel she took our advice
good on ya, keekz
she's always been v good at mooching off of other people kek
put her skills to good use. next step is traci hines mode except even less talented
She is dating some Yakuza grandpa in the hopes he will erease her past, kek.
She wanted to prove us she's ~totemo submerged on Japanese culture~ because we were saying she just went to Japan to take stupid selfies and eat cheap snacks while browsing lolcow
5 says next post is a temple or a tea house
me too, that would actually be interesting. i think she won't ever go to a temple because she probably thinks only tourists go to them and she needs to keep up the facade that she ~lives~ in japan.>>43346
if she really does have a sugar daddy, i'm sure she is bothering the hell out of him to get her some sort of fame.
i definitely think she does have one, you know she wouldn't be watching sumo wrestling if it was her choice. fat people disgust kira kira and she has never had an interest in any sort of sport before. i'm wondering if this sugar daddy is regretting his decision taking her. i feel like kiki would be a total control freak and she'd complain or even flip the fuck out until you did what she wanted to do.
I can't even imagine her sitting through a sumo match, I'd bet money that all she did was slouch cross legged in her seat and play on her phone the entire time looking bored, like the typical disinterested teenager she's always trying to be.
Personally, I don't see her lasting long as a sugar baby unless she's DTF him 24/7 (which she probably is, desparate as she is) because let's face it, she literally doesn't have any redeemable personality traits. She's boring, uncultured, uneducated, and low class.
Actually sumo is exactly why we're sure she has a sugar daddy.
In Japanese culture sumo isn't traditionally a family event, although it certainly happens, but typically it's attended by salarymen and business owners, real rich guys, aaaaaaaaaaaand I cannot stress how "traditional" it is for said males to bring a long a female they're attempting to woo and to show off to all their buddies whilst they drink.
Kirsten hasn't gone to see sumo, she's been taken there by somebody.
Case in point look at the row in front of them, and then in the crowd.
Black suits, grey suits, brown suits. It's mostly salarymen.
i definitely think she was just lurking here and other ~h8 sites~ on her phone since that's literally all she ever seems to do these days. if i were her sugar daddy, i'd be so insulted.
and i also agree, i can't see her lasting long as a sugar baby. even if she's dtf constantly, she's still an ungrateful cunt. every single time she goes on those tirades about ~h8rz,~ her fans try to cheer her up and she just completely ignores them. she only recently stopped ignoring them because we criticized her for it. i'm sure this guy is already sick and tired of her shit but is too polite to say anything.
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She probably is. Think about it:
>be young teenager>parents love older sister more because she got some attention on Myspace which spawned delusions of fame and fortune>watch parents spend money they don't have on sister, trying to make her basic ass famous >watch sister fail over and over again to 'get big' or even hold any sort of notoriety outside of twitter>quietly exist in the background, being called fat and ugly by sister while you edit her pics and fight her bullies for her
>start getting noticed for makeup/hair/outfits/photoshop>milk the fuck out of it>pander to the Japanese>get signed with Bravo, move to Japan and become model>sister stays home, starts copying you to a T>suddenly has an interest in all your interests despite mocking them previously>watch parents spend money they don't have to send her to JP, thinking she'll suddenly get a contract because of her blue eyes and being related to you>watch her go back to FL just as anonymous as she was before>watch as she returns to JP to sell herself to some old man so she can stay in a country she doesn't give a fuck about, while pretending to learn a language she doesn't care about, thinking she's going to become a famous model so she can finally show you up and prove she's the prettier, more popular and more successful sister like she used to think she was
And I bet Dakota be all up in her apaato like 'i dun even curr', rolling in her piles of yen with her BF. It's such a hilarious Cinderella story.
sticky shared a video on PULL of kirsten talking about having chlamydia in revenge of getting his account suspended
Too bad that thread became a SJW shitfest
I don't think she mentioned. I watched it and it was really boring. She just talks about it burning when she pissed or something and having to take meds for it.
She had bright blonde, long hair. Not sure what age.
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>Search Ryogoku Kokugikan on Google Earth
If anything she would just talk about how she adores Japanese culture and is "genuinely interested" which is why she went to sumo and that conference instead of shopping and purikura. Not like other weebs.
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i don't have a time yet, kotra didn't share one, kontra did however share pic related. i'm watching through it but i think kontra's shot is the best we're gonna get. i think it would be funny if you could spot kiki in the corner taking instagram pics bc we all know that's the only reason why she came apart from the cameras.>>44039
she seems to be the only non asian in the room and she's wearing kira kira earrings.
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Definitely not the only Asian in the room, but it makes more sense now that the conference was in English.
Still seems forced that she showed up at all.
my mistake, after looking at the screencap here >>44047
it looks like there are 1 other than her and the male speaker. and there are most likely way more beyond what we see in the video because one non-asian woman with curly hair just came up to ask a question.
i wonder if that sugar daddy she probably has is a part of this club or works for it? it looks like there's someone to her left behind the woman. it could explain why she's all the way in the front, idk i'd think more important people/long time members would be in the front.
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She never left her seat.
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Where do I even start.
She took out "the boss"? Her "boss"?
That's a pretty funny way to put it Keeks.
Yes, and it's also based on an anime. So kawaii.>>44078
I don't think being vegan/nonviolent really go hand in hand as most militant vegans (including Keekz) seem to have no problem with violence toward humans.>>44082
So this. It seems like she's "studying" something completely different every other week, when in reality she probably just read an article or saw a TV special.
Anyone can go there:http://www.fccj.or.jp/membership/categories-and-fees.html
This one was uniqlo is treating their chinese sweatshop workers like shit or something like that.
Why was she there?
I guess to prove that she cares about other people.
and because ~kawaii sugoi asians~ are involved. she doesn't even bother pretending she cares about other people unless asians, particularly japanese, are involved or it "affects" her, ie bullying and rape.
i think another motive for her to go is the cameras and there's a good chance people in the fashion industry would be there. at the end of the video the speakers mentioned that they would stay for a little longer to swap business cards. i could see kiki making a shit ton of business cards and giving them out to a bunch of random people.
i'm not too educated on the issue, so excuse me if i'm ignorant, but aren't majority of the things on taobao from sweatshops? i feel like this is like how she constantly preaches about animal rights but will wear products tested on animals and such. though i can't really see her preaching about human rights ever or at least to the extent she does with animal rights.
maybe she just focuses on japan?
what's wrong with that? lol
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MAN THE STATIONS
We've got a white-knight on our hands
i'm not kiki, i was seriously just asking?
I dislike kiki but focusing on one country isn't bad.
you can't expect everyone to care about all the problems of each damn country lol
are you retarded? I only asked a damn question.
do you even know what white knight means?
what this anon said >>44171
it's different if she actually gave a shit about japan, she only cares about the fame and money she thinks she can get from japan. if she actually gave a shit about japan, she'd have way much more to post about than vegan food. if you look at her video on why she decided to learn japanese, she doesn't mention a single thing that she's interested in about japan. her reasons were so she could to talk to kota's friends, be able to say much more than "konban wa" next time she has work/played on the radio in japan, and to date japanese guys and talk to their family. in her japan vlogs, the most interesting things she could talk about were cat cafes and attention she got, that's it.
if you need more proof, jrcach seems to be actively trying to find out where she is and actually does cyberbully girls, which she thinks us ~h8erz~ do to her. do you see her going on tangents about how h8erz are actively trying to stalk and harass her? no, she just blocked him and seemed to have let it go. but i bet if someone took all the posts/videos showing her true colors, translated them to japanese, and posted them on popular japanese websites/forums, she'd flip her switch. jrcach doesn't post anything about kiki's true colors, from what i've seen, he just calls her ugly. if stickydrama tried actively finding out where she is and posted about it, you know she'd flip out. i also think she doesn't mind jrcach as much because she feels he could get her attention in japan. if japanese people started stalking her because of him, you know she'd be bragging about all the japanese people being in love with her.>>44181
they're not kawaii enough. i was gonna say she still kinda focuses on china bc that meeting she went to was about china, but she didn't use it as an excuse to post in chinese. you'd think she'd do what dakota did and milk china until she gets attention in japan. i think china and other parts of asia would be so much easier to get attention in because they are totemo kawaii deysuuuuu yo~ it seems every girl wants fame in japan these days
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Nah, Dakota is on the very end of the blonde spectrum, but Kirsten is a few feet into light brown. She's deluding herself if she actually thinks she's blonde.
yeah, it's probably due to the fact it's much easier to find brown enlarging circle lenses in japan than blue ones. i was on some japanese circle lens sites and i saw a lot of browns. i don't blame them either, imo light colored circle lenses look awful on dark eyes for the most part since they're usually harsh neon colors. it seems like in asia that for the most part people are about the natural look.
idk what lenses those are, but i know she wears the geo princess mimi almond brown. the lenses in the pic could be those if they shooped out the black ring.
i agree and she probably did tbh. i'm wondering what she's even doing there, she doesn't play video games and the only anime she knows of is sailor moon. >>44424
lmao, i could see this. you do hear a man's voice in the video. he's probably getting a gag or something for her. she sounded so obnoxious/loud in the video. i hate those people who feel the need to yell to whoever they're talking to in public and i've heard japan hates it even more.
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Taylor R also lives in the same building as Kaka right now. This is her pic taken in August 2014.
I wish they either: meet and take kawaii selfies and milk each other's fame, or have a death match.
i didn't either, it's surprising she hasn't tried to milk her ~fluent japanese desu~ yet. though i'm sure she'll ask her sugar daddy what something says and film herself "reading" it. i bet she hasn't used her ~japanese skills~ once this entire trip.>>44449
i hope for that too. i would love to see pt, kota, kiki, taylor, and all the other weeb snowflakes in japan together and forced to hang out with each other 24/7. though kota would need a bodyguard and a lock for her door, you know kiki and taylor are gonna try to skin her so they can finally be her.
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taylor has no popularity at all in japan, she hasn't gotten a single job since she got there. i think it's because she's trying to be the next dakota and she's way too old for it, she's nearing her 30's. >>44686
i didn't even notice that, great catch anon! she probably begged her sugar daddy to take her the second she saw that.
also speaking of her sugar daddy, i'm curious if he's really unattractive. even if he's married and doesn't want to be posted online, i feel like if kiki was attracted to this guy, she'd brag about how sweet he is or whatever. kiki comes across as one of those girls who need
to be in a relationship or at least come across like they're in a relationship. remember the poem that a mysterious "japanese guy" wrote in cursive for her birthday, never to be spoken about again?
How sad it must be to depend on your ~h8rzzz~ opinions even to visit new places just to prove them they're wrong.
Hmm… I think she would blend seamlessly in Aokigahara kek
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>taylor has no popularity at all in japan, she hasn't gotten a single job since she got there
Yes she has, she was in the January issue of Vivi Magazine.
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And she was on television.
It's the Hong Kong magazine issue.>>44764
It's a Nico Nico live event. None of her fans even watched her.
The only jobs she's had so far are: her weaboo appearance in a music video called Superman and that blogger Valentine's promo for Pocky. Nothing really substantial.
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i noticed she added japanese tags to those videos. i don't get why she thought these videos were so great that japanese people would want to watch them. she really does sound retarded in them and a video some annoying bitch walking in snow isn't special. i think she was making those noises to be kawaii and to show off her ~apartment~
with these japanese tags, i'm sure sooner or later she's gonna be one of those bitches who tag their pics as stuff like "＃かわいい＃ブロンド＃青い目">>44940
i think she's trying not to have a mental breakdown there because she knows how ridiculous she looks when she does it. i feel like japanese people will see her like we see her, a spoiled brat and pretty insane. japanese people don't really seem like the type to flip out over little things like kiki does. shouganai, "it cannot be helped," is a really common phrase to hear in japan, or so i've heard. and i have heard japan isn't the most accepting of mental illness or things like autism. if i'm not mistaken, even in order to become a citizen there, you must not have any mental illnesses, disorders, etc.
i'm sure kiki will start one of her infamous mental breakdowns when she gets home. some member on pull said her visa will expire on march 4, though i think they meant april.
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She looks a bit like Robert Wayne Stiles
shall I write about leaving the internet, giving up on that old man and look for a decent job in Japan so she can 'make her dream come true' of living there? haha
If she were a great sister Kota would let her stay in her house. I'm sure Kota told her she can't because she's too busy with work, but actually kicked her sister's ass.
>>44997>shall I write about leaving the internet, giving up on that old man and look for a decent job in Japan so she can 'make her dream come true' of living there?
lmao she'll never do that ever. she could easily live in japan if she went to language school there, then college, and then get a teaching, engineer, or some sort of special skilled job there. all you need is at least 5 years of living there to do naturalization, language school and college would be about 5-7 years. granted, i think she'd be too old by the time she graduates bc i've heard it's impossible to get a job as you get older in japan. i'm probably giving her ideas but tbh she thinks she's way too good for actual work and i don't think she even has a high school diploma/ged.
i can see why kota also wouldn't want her staying with her, if she had friends over, you know kiki would try to latch onto them.
that is true, i mean people on pull have tried to make her past known to her japanese fans but they don't seem to mind. it's probably due to the fact that she does seem like she's changed a lot since then. it's good that kota may actually be able to become a japanese citizen soon, hasn't she been in japan since 2012? if so, that's about 3 out of the 5 years she needs. i think she'd probably cut all ties with that family afterwards.
i'm now thinking about it, i'm curious why it took this long for kiki to be a tryhard and try to really milk kota's fame. she hasn't been relevant for a long time, but just a little over a year ago she really started trying. if i were her, i would've started speaking japanese and trying to steal the attention kota gets in 2011/2012. that was the time kota was fine with acknowledging her and people still actually cared about her.
She's still crazy. Whether it's due to genetics, or her shitty home life, or both, she turned out crazy.
I do also have some sympathy for her because of her insane mother, and also I generally don't like making fun of the mentally ill, but it can be a grey area.
i don't thin she's crazy to the point where she can't function in a society, i think her lifestyle more than anything drives her insane. she never leaves the house, she has no friends/no one to talk to, she doesn't go to school, she has no hobbies, she spends all day just lurking h8ers/h8 sites, and she doesn't seem to eat healthy, looking at how busted up she looks.
i have a lot of mentally unstable people in my family and kiki's episodes remind me a lot of theirs. all of these family members live on welfare and/or have a spouse/parent taking care of them and much like kiki, they never leave the house/have no hobbies. when mentally unstable people live a lifestyle like that, they have all this time to think about where they feel it all went wrong, who's holding them back, or whatever. kiki seems to constantly have this stuff on her mind, she still stalks people from the scene days who "betrayed" her and even if you're a polite as possible when correcting her, you're going on her stalking list. a mentally stable person doesn't do this stuff. my aunt had an episode a while back about this friend who was apparently talking about her behind her back and whenever she'd talk about it, she was exactly like kiki when she has her episodes about h8ers.
Weird that she doesn't tweet Kota ah she used to do it like 'heyyyy remember I am your sister"
Do you all remember when Kota take off Kirsten's gift from the wall of her bedroom? And in a week she put it again? Maybe Kirsten threatened Kota to 'vomit all the dirty laundry' about her, and what if Kota told her that if she does it she will do the same? Being honest, Kirsten has much more to loose than Kota. The first time Kirsten went to Japan stayed at Kota's place (remember Kota saying on Tw that 'somebody (aka Kirsten) left a bday gift in front of the door of her bedroom'.
I think they are no longer friends.
Before Kota were famous, Kota was stuck at her sister's shadow, because she was popular, and she was the older, and she wanted to be like her. She was a kid, everybody has a role model, and Kirsten was there to make her think she was what she wanted to become. But now she doesn't need her sister and it seems that Kota realized how toxic is her sister.
i think so too, i think the paranoia could be a result of all the time she spends with cathy(cathy seems much more paranoid and mentally unstable than kiki does). kiki hasn't had an episode since coming to japan, either she's controlling it so she won't look bad or it's not happening because she's not around cathy, either way, it shows she can function in a society. >>45022
i think so too. i would love to ask kota how she feels about kiki but there's really no way to contact her, unless you want to leave a comment on her blog posts since she reads and accepts/denies them. but i think she'd just delete the comment and ignore the person.
Yeah she would ignore it, she doesn't want to start a war against her sister. her parents would be mad at her so… at least her mother. It seems that her mother supports Kiki more than Kota, and her father supports Kota more? Or both equally? He was who went with her to Japan. Idk but I feel like if Kirsten were in Kota's shoes Cathy would have been the one accompanying her to Japan…Like Kiki is her fav one.
And sometimes Kota send pics of her at the sets to her father. Like when she was modelling for Tiara Milly. She went to a rural house and took a photo, and her father asked her where she was. She said it on twitter with the photo lol I think she doesn't get along with her mother too much, I think is like "yes is my mother and I will defend her if you say something is not right, but I would not die for her"
Remember that her mother called her ugly and fat several times because she was not like Kiki.
he probably supports both equally, i know he went to japan kiki's first time. i think cathy would accompany her too, they'd probably be like venus and margaret.
i didn't know that kota was still close with her dad. i think maybe cathy doesn't like kota as much because she looks like her, if that makes sense. my aunt used to refer to her one son who looks exactly like her as a rodent and favored her other son who is better looking in her opinion. cathy truly doesn't have room to talk about kota's looks considering they look alike and she's pretty fat from what i've seen. i think cathy could be taking it out on dakota because she probably hates herself or something.
<i think cathy could be taking it out on dakota because she probably hates herself or something.>
It makes sense
Plus he has to spend all his time around Kiki, who is probably a bitch to live with. He doesn't see Kota much, and when he does, she's probably on her best behavior (to avoid setting off her mother and sister's crazy), so naturally, he'd probably be more inclined
to think better of Kota.
isn't that the damn chinese version of vivi tho?
she's not famous in japan at all. no one gives a fuck after dokota.
It was probably 2011. Kiki was dating Jake Wolf at the time.
I remember it well because before that girls were whining about how Kiki got to date him because they wanted on his dick. Come to find out later it was diseased dick, lel.
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It'd be funny if she actually got fat from eating all those sweets.
definitely not, i think it came out around the first time she went to japan. she apparently sold all her music equipment so she can't make shitty "remixes" (if you even call adding a beat/some sounds to a song a remix) of video game ost and steal other people's music + change it slightly so she won't get caught.
i think she stopped making music right after that second album since she saw that she didn't get the popularity someone like grimes has. i think kiki really wanted to be grimes at the time, and probably still does, since she's tumblr trendy, vegan, she seems to be pretty cultured, and is probably into the whole spiritual buddhist shit kiki is into. though i don't know much about her in all honesty.
i don't think she was in high school to begin with tbh, didn't cathy take her out of school? dakota is a dropout too and i doubt she's an audio engineer too like kiki has said. i've looked into audio engineering, and at least where i live, you have to have a ged/high school diploma.
i feel the same way, her parents are willing to spend money they don't even have to help her make something of herself and she doesn't even take advantage of it. i don't get that at all. if she was truly so interested in japan, you'd think she'd get her parents to pay for her to go to college or something there.
kiki's way of "networking" with musicians is fucking them tbh. judging by her fb likes/comments, when they were public, she only liked/commented on local musicians' stuff. mostly pictures of guys that she was trying to get with, the thirst is real with kiki. i will give kiki this, if she is interested in someone she at least makes the first move. >>45271
i definitely feel that's why she's never collaborated with anyone or done any work for anyone else. she can't handle not being the star of the show. her cover art for all her music is literally just selfies. >>45272
like i said, i don't know much about her, i only have one album. i've just heard she speaks other languages she knows a lot about foreign cultures. also touring musicians/people who travel a lot tend to be cultured, or at least the ones i know.
like is said, i don't know much about her. i don't read up on her and i don't actively follow her.
all i know of is stuff my friends who actively follow her tell me and what i'll see on social media/tumblr. i really wasn't trying to make this into some sort of argument on whether or not she's cultured, because i really don't care.
you obviously cared a lot bc you started the argument in the first place over me saying she seems
Less dramatic than intended, oops.
Point is, nobody cares about Grimes.
great, i care. i pointed out a fact that you think kiki, of all people, is cultured. and you became
which is not an argument, you ingrate.
i never said kiki is cultured ever. and no i'm not being defensive, i was trying to civilly end the argument you were trying to start over stupid shit. now i'm just getting annoyed because you're a passive aggressive cunt who needs the last word in everything. you couldn't just let it go after me just saying that i don't know much about her or even after this anon here >>45316
you have to keep it going.
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Okay, Cuckoo, okay.
She actually did, check her replies.
They probably searched "Japan" recent tweets or something.
I'm not exactly sure either. I know they were taken out of school because of "bullying." Homeschooling is a bit of a pain in the ass, at least where I live, and I can't see Cathy making education a priority since she doesn't even bother getting Kiki to go to college or even get a job. I live in kind of a southern state just like they do and for homeschooling here you have to study every single high school subject that exists and you need to have proof you did everything you're supposed to do. I guess it would be easy for them since they document everything, but school would take out all the attention seeking/hater stalking time out of their day. >>45355
Is it bad I'm hoping this starts another twitter episode? She just posted a screencap of a text her mom sent her about it.
>message to Japan girls
but you're not Japanese lol
I wonder if Ostrengas are going to stalk bad guys' social media and send screencaps to Lawyer-san? Or claim that now haterzz became islamic extremists? lol>>45358
Can't find it
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This person that keeps messaging her has serious problems.
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"Exasperated by the school — and by schools in general, having tried various options for their autistic son — her parents withdrew Kiki after seventh grade to home-school her with her older brother."
From the Rolling Stone article. I remember reading that they took Dakota out of school at the same time, but I don't know where there's a source for that.
so it's safe to say that Kiki hasn't received a proper education since the 7th grade, and Dakota since the 5th grade?
shit the thought of that actually freaks me out as someone who loves learning and understanding new information so much
granted, schools don't always allow for that, but we all know they were more focused on social media bs than an education
Kiki claimed she was taking college courses soon after and Dakota joined her there later. The article mentioned Kiki took a high school equivalency test so she could start taking college courses by age 15 (that being a community college in Florida, not an actual university, lol.) It used to be her big brag point years ago, meanwhile community colleges accept anyone.
Things never changed since then; she was always complaining of professors hitting on her and like today, could never stick with anything. First she wanted to focus on business courses but that fell by the wayside. She claimed she got her audio engineering degree in 2010 and put up a pic of it that I can't find.
I think Dakota got her big break near the beginning of when she she was supposedly taking college courses. If you look on waybackmachine you can see her talking about her grades on twitter, and I once saw her talking about how she always finishes her math tests faster than anyone else so the class would stare at her afterwards.
Basically those courses were a waste, but hey. For a while there it at least did more than their parents could contribute educationally.
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I actually didn't know about this, the only thing I've heard about her being in college was that she took Spanish classes. I did see Kiki insinuating that she was in college sorta kinda recently, I think it was pic related. Or she was insinuating that she's always tried learning japanese, idk.
And with Dakota, I've heard she was being tutored in Japan or something, but I could be mistaking it with when she said she was getting a Chinese tutor. I'm kind of hoping/thinking she's taking college classes in Japan, she doesn't post/upload too often and I really don't think her modeling jobs are taking up all her time. I'm hoping she is taking the classes since it's a better education/future job if/when her modeling career fizzles out and she seems really happy in Japan.
I took the screencap, it was from 5 months ago, and I'm pretty sure it's pre-sugar daddy, but she could've been talking to him at the time bts idk. Usually you hear the "hippie"/"free spirit" type people use lover instead of significant other, I think she often tries to come across as one of those people. But when I think of that word, I think it's someone you "make love" to and don't exactly have to be in a relationship with, if that makes sense. Which is weird to me because she hates sluts/sex workers. Idk, I feel like she tries to come across as a free spirit/hippy at times but she's way too uptight to pull it off.
And by free spirit/hippy I mean her antics about caring about he world/animals, she's talked about digging up crystals or some shit, her veganism, and stuff like that. I'm probably using the wrong word for it, but I don't know what other word I can use to describe it.
If you go over Stickydrama's old site on archive.org you can find the photo of Kiki's diploma for audio engineering. It says on the blog that she posted it on Twitter before.
There's also that Backstage profile she made. I'm pretty sure a screen cap was posted in an old Kira Kira thread.>>45452
"Lover" to me sounds non-committal. Like, some random person is in love with me but I can't return the same feelings, so they're indeed a "lover".
Keka chooses her words like this so that it would sound like she has a boyfriend she really loves, but in fact it's a sugar daddy.
I can see that too, she probably is a mistress since she's staying in a hotel/gaijin apartment and not at this sugar daddy's house. But she is super paranoid so she could've gotten him to pay for a place to stay since it would be pretty sketchy to stay at the place of someone you've only talked to online. >>45475
That also makes sense, lover seems to suggest anything but a true, mutual relationship.
Ah yes, count Spanish lessons among the interests that Keekz has picked up and dropped.
I don't remember Dakota mentioning she had an actual Japanese tutor, but I remember her saying she had a tutor for Chinese, yeah. Similar to her sister in that regard, hmm? I think whenever she mentioned learning Japanese, she always made it seem like she was self-taught ("I picked it up from watching dramas")
I seem to remember a girl on PULL (?) saying she went to Japan and saw Dakota in a cafe studying. Provided it was a true account, I don't know how someone could tell for sure what someone's studying unless they're really breathing down their neck, but it's possible she's taking some other courses. But I really think at this point she only has an interest in fashion so I could see her not considering furthering her education.
And that screencap…LOL. Keekz calling it "university" when she went to a community college, ha! That's what she's doing recently by calling her hotel room an apartment, too. Sure, Keekz!
Notice she's using tricky wording but not actually saying she actually took Japanese there. I think she was just saying her school offered Japanese but she probably didn't take any courses. She wasn't interested in the language till after she'd already graduated, when Dakota got successful in glorious Nippon~>>45475
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i remember that someone posted a picture of dako in the cafe studying, she had the same pink cap on iirc. could have been someone else, tho.
Also, during the whole lilkitten shop shitstorm, she called herself a science student
I didn't knew that copy pasting info from infoplease.com were a science.
I will say, from what I've heard, Kiki wasn't annoying with the Spanish. Like I've heard she did admit she couldn't actually speak the language. Unlike how she is with Japanese, even though she was probably much better with Spanish than Japanese. I'm not even saying that because school teaching is better than self-studying, which isn't always the case. Kiki loves to half-ass everything and has no real reason to learn the language, she probably picks up a book to study for a few minutes once in a while.
True, Kota probably does just self-study, now thinking about it. She doesn't seem to make a lot of money considering she lives in a small place and shares it with someone else. Cathy and Scott probably wouldn't spend any money on Kota unless she makes Kiki famous because their top priority seems to be making Kiki the star she was born to be.>>45517
It may have been that, my memory sucks, I wish I screencapped it when I saw it. I also remember during that tirade she'd go on about how haters would stalk her professors and shit. Graduating community college is the only thing she's ever actually achieved so I guess that's why she won't stop bragging about it. It's slightly less annoying than her bragging about being "fluent" in Japanese.
- Once again she will not tell or confirm where she eats vegan crap in Tokyo. This is at Ain Soph and this is the heavenly pancake dinner set.http://instagram.com/p/yhQhq8DRPm/?modal=true
- Le pudding ala mode and desserts plate from Ain Soph.
Also a number of her commentors are asking for a veganism in Japan video lately, but she never replies to them anymore.
I'm surprised that she still has even a few
people who even give a shit about her, especially now that she's trying to pull this shit. She's really setting herself up for failure with this though, Japanese people aren't going to like her like they do with Kota, and her 3 fans are going to get tired of not being able to read a single thing she's saying. Kota's fans who don't speak Japanese only put up with it because Kota's cute, which Kiki isn't.
Its not that hard to get into UCF if you use Valencia's Fast track program.
I wonder what she wanted to major in. .-.
Yeah, I remember she was trying to be a lot like Lana, but with a kawaii twist. I think she'd look much better with a more vintage style like Lana's tbh. I think she may look nice with normal eye makeup(not the god awful thick eye liner she's been sporting), red lips, more color to her skin, hot roller curls, and darker clothes.
I think Kiki could definitely get popularity in the west, when she's not trying to be kawaii, her looks fit more western beauty ideals.
And I agree about the hair, I think maybe it would look better if she had color to her skin since the pale skin/mousy hair combo just makes her look incredibly plain/dull. I highly doubt she'll ever bleach/color it again, which would really improve her appearance. I think even just styling it would improve her appearance.
I agree 100%
I think even if she was cute, it would be hard to get fame in Japan like Kota. Maybe if she was talented or had some sort of gimmick, like Kota's "Real Life Barbie" title, but Kiki's got nothing to set her apart from every single other white girl into j-fashion trying to get fame in Japan. Even if she did get a better style, I don't see it working. I've noticed a lot of fashionable people will get popularity in Japan because of being street snapped, but non-Japanese people rarely ever get snapped it seems. I've only seen Yukapon street snapped (only because of the guy with her) and that one other weeb girl who has a thread on here.
She looks too old for Japanese aesthetics. She gives off a vibe that if she were to not open her mouth, that she is mature for her age. If she became serious about fashion or even make up, I could definitely see her having a youtube channel dedicated to this where she would gain a large following.
She has the qualities of a girl next door, but has features that many girls aspire to have, i.e. thin frame. I don't understand why she has to constantly dick ride everyone elses success when she could have made a name for herself a long time ago.
I mean Japan, really? That comes so far out of left field that I'm still having a hard time believing this "interest" of hers will last more than a month after her trip is over.
I agree. I think the beauty channel really would've worked out for her, I remember becoming a fan because of them in the first place. Though, it was incredibly annoying with her trying to be quirky/funny the entire time. And the recipe videos were also good. I've never tried out the recipes but I probably would if they were made of common/cheap ingredients. I think a lot of people would watch them because they want to be thin like her. But she doesn't want the ~haters~ to watch and take her kira kira advice.
I agree with that too, I give it an entire year though. Almost every one of these fame projects last a year or two, just until she realizes no one gives a shit.
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So I think it's official, I am going to hell. This came to mind when I saw thread. Please excuse my crappy drawing.
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If you mean the Ikebukuro Starbucks, then I'm 100% sure that wasn't her. The clothes are hideous (even if you don't like what Dakota wears, at least she doesn't walk around with this + Uggs) etc.
When it comes to snowflakes (like running into them in real life), PULL/people tend to get so excited they REALLY believe it. A little gullible to be honest, because they really wish it was her, to be able to say "I saw Dakota in real life!". Kind of hard to explain, I hope some knows what I mean.
(Blurry photo, much?)
Lmao, great work anon! Though I will suggest darker hair and a larger forehead next time.
We really need more Kiki art on this thread, I'd make some but I'm not funny and my art looks like it came off of a 13 year old's deviantart page.>>45809
I don't think it's her since Kota has really long hair and it's all one color (this girl looks like she has an ombre going on). Plus Kota has really awful posture.
Man, casual kota is best kota.
She looks effortlessy pretty as opposed to 'trying too hard' to look pretty in the frou frou outfits.
sorry for the double post.
Are you sure it isn't her? I remember the poster saying she ordered a soy latte! (confirmed for vegan amirite?)
ftr I still think kota looks best in casual clothing. I always liked her early tumblr pics best so I'm always hoping in vain she'll revisit that clothing style.
From what I remember the person on PULL seemed pretty confident it was her. They said that she wasn't wearing makeup or extensions, and was studying Japanese with kawaii pens, and ordered something with soy milk.
>even if you don't like what Dakota wears, at least she doesn't walk around with this + Uggs
yeah.. you don't know that.
I get you and I definitely agree.
Also, like I mentioned earlier, the girl's hair is way too short, two toned, and her posture is much better than Kota's.
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I've never seen her wearing Uggs (or even tennis shoes?) in the candids people have pulled up.
I'm not at all saying I'd renounce a pic just based on her outfit, because I also don't expect her to be all dressed up when she's not planning on presenting herself. Just that with the blurriness of the photo and the awful track record of people who've ever been sure someone's Dakota, it's a detail that adds upon the unreliability.
If you like her in casual clothes, did you see she's been seen wearing jeans twice in Popteen vids? It's been a while. I guess that's her downtime style.
To swing this back to being back on topic kind of, Kiki once said she "feels more comfortable" wearing high heels. Of course, it's easy to wear mostly heels when you barely leave the house!
>why isn't she trying to be all about England?
lol because people hate her here just as much as they do in the states. Pretty much anybody that was ever scene/emo here or is familiar with lolita knows who Dakota and her sister is and they fucking despise her.
There was a big group of us who used to browse /cgl/ from all over the UK and if Kirsten ever came here you can garauntee she'd be harangued way worse than in the states because it's a much smaller country.
The moment she tried to move anywhere somebody would see and they'd be tweeting and blogging that shit and before she knew it she'd have 5 snickering girls following behind her laughing and taking photos as she tried to walk through King's Cross.
No, Kirsten would not fare well here. Plus in her eyes what makes her special is that she has long dark, blonde/brown hair, is pale and had blue eyes. That's a description of like half the girls in the UK including me.
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Most people become more self-assured with knowing what they want in life as they age. Kiki's like doing that backwards. She has no idea what she even wants style-wise. Her entire appearance is less put together than when she was a shitty scenester.
I get not wanting to fry your hair with heat or bleach anymore, but hell, even just getting bangs and some volumizing powder could do her good.
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She did have this for a while after she chopped off her unhealthy bleached hair, around the time of the Rolling Stone article.
walk the talk the
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Here, have another.
There's shoopin' going on to be sure, but I agree and I think these were a few of the best photos she's taken tbqh.
Too bad it was the beginning of the end, huh Kakadoo?
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No it can actually look really nice sometimes.
It looks… fertile?
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this is kinda old and irrelevant but still
Oh thank gawd. I heard "deformity" and almost looked up a local liposuction clinic. (Not really tho cuz idc)
I actually like to see her real thighs, though. It suddenly made her more human to me.
@mmmkikikannibal: I gave them wings #大天使 #東京 #日本 http://t.co/pRYGeC8ipO
Wtf is going in this picture?
You'd think she would have bragged about making President's List at her college. I mean in comparison to her going on about vegan
tea and her sick beats during that time, President's List is actually worth gloating about.
Fall 2012 graduates: pg 29http://valenciacollege.edu/graduation/documents/2012-2013_Valencia_Commencement_Program.pdf
Couldn't find any solid info on UCF.
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Get that sugar daddy dick Keeks
Bruh thats high school not college.
Even at community college you still have to work for a grade.
I wonder if her classes were all online.
I seriously love you and your art.>>46014
I wonder if ISIS scared her out of Japan/Roppongi. She would think that she's important enough to be targeted by them, lmao.
Dakota's sister should date this guy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-xoXbhnFHY#
She likes dudes with long hair right?
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I've always wondered why no one has tweeted kota's sister this peta information.http://www.nathanwinograd.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/PETA2014.pdf
They probably have, if not, it's been discussed on here/pull and you know she's constantly checking these sites. I think it's because she cannot stand being wrong.>With the "vegan" Japanese food she posted, she just blamed it on her "warui sensei" when she found out it wasn't vegan instead of doing her research before even posting about it. >She tried to get her followers to attack a girl over simply correcting her Japanese. >She went on a tangent and copied+pasted a whole paragraph she found online when someone told her that Native Americans aren't Indian.
And there are many other occasions where people have been trying to help her and correct her mistakes but she refuses to listen. All that happens is they get blocked and their social media gets stalked/screencapped constantly for being a hater/bully.
@mmmkikikannibal: Serious protest going on… Listen to the audio (･_･;。。。 http://t.co/W8PTUln4BZ
Maybe they will burn her out of the building
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So she's gonna meet up with that ass-kisser huh？
Ah, I see. Thanks anon!>>46407
Kinda makes me wonder if Cathy just put a ton of mascara on the girls in their misc childhood pics. Honestly People say she's been bleaching the everloving fuck out of their hair since they were really young so I would NOT put it past her.
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Oooookey u tried
lmao, you know this is her way of acting like she isn't just trying to one up Kota. If someone says that she is, she's just going to say, "everyone wanted me to do it because i'm so beautiful and perfect desu desu~"
I'm looking forward to this next failure of hers.
"It's not like I want to be a model or anything. I totally don't want to be just like my sister. People just won't stop talking about how flawless am!! I guess I'll try it, but not because I want to!!!"
shut up kiki
You seriously hit the nail on the head.
Hasn't she already tried modeling before here in the us? I remember one anon posting about a photoshoot she did, the pictures never came out (other than the bts pics she took to brag about it on twitter) and she never spoke of it again.
I think she tweeted about this because she just auditioned for a bunch of Japanese modeling agencies and needed an excuse to go through with it. jrcock was talking about how Taylor R's agency is having auditions soon, she's probably hopping on that. And you know she's gonna try to be on Kota's agency too.
Part of me is like, there's no way in hell Bravo would hire Kiki, not only because shes haggard and too old to start a modeling career, but also because of the inevitable fallout between the Ostrenga Sisters. I can see Kiki shit talking Kota to the other models and just being a sandy cunt in general. "you think you're so pretty and special? They photoshop the fuck out of you, mang, you ain't shit without it but a fat idiot loser, they old chose you because they didn't know about ~me~ yet."
And I know I'm a terrible person but I do badly want to see Kiki get signed and start talking mad shit about Kota. It would be beyond hilarious to see her ruin her own career before it even starts.
nobody ever approaches you thinking you're a model kaka please! god, for her being such a skinny ass person she really seems unable to get the fuck over herself >>46471
really wish i could see that 2015 would be glorious
go on kaka, rooting for you. destroy fucking everything
it wasn't for runways, it was just a photoshoot, I think it was for a lesser known brand. She obviously would never in a million years model for high fashion brands, even if she was tall.>>46471
I don't think Bravo would even hire Kiki either. Satoru Japan (Taylor R's modeling agency) probably wouldn't take her because they have their own gaijin model already and she isn't even getting any jobs. I think the modeling thing is also a way she can try to live in Japan and be special. She's way too useless for Japan herself and way too unbearable for any guy to marry her so she can get that spouse visa.
I am anxious to see this mess unfold though. I can't wait for the twitter meltdown when a modeling agency tells her she's way too old looking for them.
Agencies can be fucking brutal. I was once told my boobs were too big (B cup) for what they were looking for, but the way the scouting lady said it was just vile.
>"Maybe you could try applying at Hooters, you'd fit right in there, sweetie. Thanks for showing up!".
Like goddamn, I was 16 and it was just for a clothing catalogue, not fucking Vogue. Idk if a Japanese agency would be different, since from my undersanding the Japanese are more polite in general, or if they would even bother pretending to be nice to Kiki.
If this has been brought up already ITT then apologies, but I'm not going back and reading it all on my shitty tablet.
Kaka should go back to scene. I think the dramatic, colorful style really worked for her with her harsh features and skintone. This soft pastel thing she's trying to do to copy Kooter just doesn't work for her, objectively. Plus, she could definitely get noticed for it if she started doing scene makeup and hair tutorials in Japanese, and going to Harajuku fashion walks. Tokyo Fashion would probably even feature her on their Tumblr/Insta.
I kind of feel bad for her, I feel like if her parents hadn't fucked her childhood up she might be a very different person. Back in her myspace scene days she always seemed really defensive and bratty because she was insecure and didn't know how to interact with people in a healthy, functional way, and that combined with her parents milking her Myspace popularity fucked her into a dysfunctional adult. Fortunately for her, it's not too late to change.
secretly hoping Kiki finds her own style & gets away from the Monstrengas like Kooter did, then rebuilds her relationship with her sister. They could bond over kawaii vegan food and coffee about hiw awful and hopeless their parents are and how they escaped their plans to drag them down their poverty hole with them
>sorry if typos and nonsense. drunk asf
she doesn't. just want ppularity, she wants Dakota's popularity
I think they would be as brutal as they are here in the west. I know it's awful how brutal it is and I am sorry for that scouting lady being an asshole to you and most likely any other girls, but I really hope Kiki gets the most brutal scouting person. She really needs a wake up call. It's good to have self-confidence but being an egotistical asshole is not the same as that. It's also good to have dreams, but you do have to keep your feet on the ground and realize that most of them are unrealistic fantasies.>>46487
I agree. Kiki feels she has
to have every little thing Kota has and every little thing that she likes. In her stickam shows she was insulting anime and Sailor Moon, now she all of a sudden loves it because Kota does and it's trendy. Same thing with Final Fantasy, when Kiki saw all those compliments about how Kota looks like FF character, Kiki decided she loved
the game and that everyone tells her she looks like one.
agreed. nobody cares about your life story as some basic model.
skinny enough isn't always the call. sometimes its pre-fame. like fucking kendall jenner who is the bane of my existence
"interesting facial features" when talking about modeling is usually code word for ugly/weird looking.
also, yes you do have to be skinny. there's no fatties allowed in fashion.
I definitely agree with most of what you said.
I've heard being a housewife in Japan is a lot of work actually, it's not like with a lot of rich women here in the west who have nannies/babysitters and maids. You're actually expected to do all the work a housewife should do. And I've heard that a lot of mothers in Japan spend a lot of time preparing intricate meals/bentos for their kids. Kiki's too lazy to work hard in the things she claims to be oh so interested in, she has no interest in anyone but herself so I can't see that going well.
I also agree with what this anon said on the subject >>46518
also Japanese men may fetishisize white women, but they're typically not someone they want to marry.
And on top of all that, being a housewife isn't as glamorous as being a model, musician, fashion designer, etc.
I feel the same, anon.
Even though her personality leaves something to be desired, I sincerely want to see her do well and actually better herself. Just not the way that she's been going about it. I really feel bad for her because I too think she'd be a lot different if her circumstances growing up were different.
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I also forgot to add, Kiki would hate modeling so much. She never takes our advice on what would make her look better. In almost every thread, people discuss how she'd look better with different hair, different makeup, a different style, etc. But she never even considers any of it and thinks we're just jealous haters trying to tear her down.
In modeling, it's not about how you want to look, it's about how the agency and the companies that hire you want you to look. I never got why all these wannabe kawaii girls try to be models. Even Kota has not control over her look, I bet there are plenty of shoots Kota has taken and that she hates.
Or that they wanted her to do gravure, and she quit on principle because she's ~better than that, and won't stoop so low bc it's not fitting for a pure elf godddess~.
Hilarious, too, because she's fucking & sucking dick for money.
Kaka is totally auditioning this past month and hasn't gotten into any agencies, she's too old.
Her age is only the tip of the massive iceberg.
I wish she would just realize and finally understand that Japan is never going to like her for the reasons they like Dakota. Why trade down for the older, bitchier, less popular knockoff?
The reason why I don't think Kaka has a real chance at getting signed is exactly because of this. She looks haggard and old, and honestly she looks extremely bad, I'm not even trying to be catty or insulting, on purpose, but imagine if she were signed and people took candids of her and this is what we see?
Kota doesn't look all that kawaii special in her candids, but put one next to this picture and compare it. She definitely will look worlds better than Kaka.
Also I just wanted to point out, because it was mentioned earlier briefly, Taylor R is in her twenties and working as a model in Japan, albeit she isn't rolling in the jobs, but the reason why she DOES get jobs at her age is because she has her foot in the door, so to speak. She has an established career, that did start in China and she migrated it over to Japan (probly a mistake on her part), though you can say she shot herself in the foot with the kawaii bit she's doing, but she has/had a reputation, her career started years ago. It is hard / near impossible to start a modeling career in your twenties (some agencies even say 16 is too old for them to start a career) 30 is considered ancient in the modeling world, Taylor is probably nearing the end of her career tbh. How does Kaka expect to begin a modeling career at her age, appearance aside?
In comparison, Kaka has literally nothing under her belt aside from failed attempts at stores and a YouTube channel that doesn't even get NEARLY as much attention as Kota's.
TLDR; Kaka is too old and haggard looking with a reputation for being a failure attached to her name.
/sorry for rambling on, I tend to only post when I'm half asleep and have a shit ton to say. Also not a Taylor white knight, but I am a fan, thought she was a good example to use. I'm done now lol
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Ah, yes, the Irish, specifically known for their long and voluminous eyelashes! Everybody knows of that common trait.>mfw I'm half Irish and my eyelashes are light brown, not very thick or long and are barely noticeable without mascara on
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Fuck yea, somebody gotta say it.
Idk bout all you, but I wanna see her ass shipped back to the US.
(But first I wanna see Dakota drink the tears of her lazy, conceited, failure of a sister)
I 100% agree.
People can say what they want about Kota, but she admitted that she was an asshole. She may have excused it and gave a half-assed apology but I think it was because she was truly ashamed/embarrassed of it. Also it would probably piss Kiki off if she brought her into it. Kiki still denies that she has ever done anything wrong and is still playing the victim. She likes to act like us "hate" forums ruin her life and make it so she can't be successful ever, when Kota had the entire internet against her and still managed to be successful.
I don't wish death or anything awful on Kiki, but I don't wish success for her until she quits playing the victim and actually works
for what she wants. It's disgusting how Kota had to work so hard and go through all kinds of shit in order to become successful but Kiki's just trying to get it handed to her for being Kota's sister. >>46623
I do too, I'm waiting for when her visa expires.
Also, I'm pretty sure she's now directly saying she lives in Japan, her most recent picture has the tag "＃外人は日本にいます" This doesn't make sense to me, the translation is, "Foreigner going in Japan," but she's already there. If she wanted to say that she's a foreigner living in Japan, I think it'd be best to say, "日本で住んでいる外人" Or a foreigner staying
in Japan like she truly is, would be, "日本では滞在している外人"
Lmao, I wonder if she got into that with her sugar daddy. ;) She probably made high pitched sounds the entire time like she made in that one video in her "apartment."
I can get why they give her all of the advice, I was one of those anons. It's just pretty depressing and pathetic to see someone like this, which is why people try to help pt, Chris, foreverkailyn, and other lolcows. I wouldn't worry about those people, I think everyone will come to their senses at some point and realize that these lolcows don't want help. And when they do want help, it's unrealistic help.
I would love to see a war between Kiki/Cathy and 2ch. I'm upset and surprised there hasn't been one between them and jrcock yet.
I feel like Kiki thinks that Japan is a perfect place, everyone's nice, and there's no such thing as hate sites there. Too bad I'm pretty sure you have to live in Japan to post on there, I'd love to see how people there would react to Kiki.
Sorry, I made a mistake.
@mmmkikikannibal: Annnnnnd is what I do when I'm alone in my apartment after studies #dancebreak #rilakkuma #tokyo http://t.co/mfLrKHOrg3
"Studies" is that what she is calling diddling the sugar daddy?
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>What are they saying?
>I'm not sure
>Not even native Japanese could understand
[Buk]Kake, you don't understand anything with Japanese squiggles, even spoken word in that country.
I am almost certain they are the day because this is the third or fourth picture of her in the same shirt. What the fuck?
Yeah I dont think Kiki could make it as a model and she is deluding herself into thinking she can. I can't wait to see this play out.
From what I know, that sentence basically translates to "Foreigner is in Japan", which sounds kind of unnatural.
日本にいる外人 (Foreigner who is in Japan) or 日本に住んでいる外人 (Foreiger living in Japan) sounds better.
Also, I wouldn't use "gaijin" but rather American （アメリカ人、amerikajin). I think it sounds better
That would be hilarious.
But using that sentence structure just shows she is still doesn't know basics when it comes to Japanese.
Using big and complicated kanji and google translate grammar won't fool anyone, Kaka. Rather, start with the basics.
"Annnnnnd is what I do when I'm alone in my apartment after studies #dancebreak #rilakkuma #tokyo"http://instagram.com/p/yuURfjDRDJ/?modal=true
"Grab yo RILA and do the KKUMA #rilakkuma #tokyo #東京 #リラックマ #ダンス #キキニャン"
Omg so kawaii desu KiraKira Princess from Mars.
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dakota's sister making her portfolio
MAN, I MISSED YOU.
Do you still have that kota blog?
入る, meaning "to go in," can also be pronounced as いる and at the time, it made more sense to me than, "Foreigner exists in Japan." You're right, it was 4am I was a bit sleep deprived when I wrote that post, so I apologize.>>46733
You're right on this one, I googled both of our sentences and it seems to be less commonly written with the で particle.
Thank you to both of you anons for correcting my mistakes.>>46778>#キキニャン
Is she seriously calling herself Kiki Nyan? The weeb is strong with this one. >>46787
I can see that, the brightness+shirt+angle combo looks like she has no neck and I can also see it in the eyes. She looks really old and mannish in these videos and all the time imo. >>46795
I'm the same anon here >>46801
and I know I'm far
from fluent, but I think my Japanese is at least slightly better than hers. I've been really studying Japanese probably about a month, maybe less, before she started "learning," and I also self-study. I know everyone learns at their own paces, but you'd think with all the free time she has and with actually being able to go to Japan, she'd be a lot better. I always thought she was using Tae Kim's guide to Japanese since he teaches a lot of the grammar she was using, but one of the first things it shows is how to use a clause to modify a noun. >>46812
I'm the one that wrote that and I was thinking that too, but she is definitely acting like a weeb. I think she is kind of having the same idea weebs have of Japan, just without the interest. My dad who knows nothing of anime and Japanese pop culture today, thinks Japan is strange. Mostly because one time, he was painting my brother's house, he accidentally caught a glimpse into my brother's Japanese neighbor's house and saw the guy jerking it to hentai. My point is, even people who don't really know anything about Japan just see it as the weird and kawaii stuff. The only difference is weebs are in love with the weird and kawaii stuff they see/hear about and normal people are disturbed by it.
I can definitely see that, when I was in my weeb phase, I acted like that and thought everyone
would think I was totemo kawaii desu. It's even more pitiful because I was 11 or 12 at the time and stopped when I realized people thought it was annoying/weird, she's like turning 23 this year and still keeps doing it no matter how many people say it's annoying. Even pt, to my knowledge, doesn't do that weeby stuff and girl dresses like a toddler. I wonder if Kiki is gonna start dressing and completely acting like pt, I would pay to see that tbh.
Who do you guys think looks worse, pt or Kiki? I think they both look equally look awful, but I think pt looks younger than Kiki. Pt seems to have more color and life to her skin where as Kiki looks like a corpse. Not to say pt doesn't lok old as hell either, she just looks younger than Kiki.
It's actually really humiliating. She is just so new to Japan and weeb culture both that she's making the mistakes 11-14 year olds used to make on Gaia with their ~kawaii sakura hime chan~ roleplay avatars, except Keekz is doing it in Japan and selling herself to some guy so she can do it.
Also I would just love to take a minue to bask in the beautiful irony of Kaka openly bashing, hating, and shut talking sex workers only to finally become one herself.
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omgfg like this? i have this and thought it was normal. now i know i'm a freak of nature.
I love how she acts like she's so gorgeous and desirable that men can't keep their hands off of her, but it's ~not her fault she's so beautiful!!~. She loves playing the victim so much, and combines it with her dysfunctional need to be noticed and bam.
btw keekz, if you stopped trying to dress like a kawaii prostitute & stopped talking to lonely middle aged dudes on the internet, you might not have this problem. But of course we all know you adore pretending to be victimized while you manipulate and extort anyone you possibly can for personal gain.
I don't see her lying about her age, it should be the least of her worries. I think older women (at least what's considered old for modeling) can be successful models as long as they still look young and still have good bodies. Taylor R was really successful before she decided to shoot herself in the foot, try to gain fame in Japan and fucked up her face. But Kiki looks old as fuck, if I didn't know any better, I'd think she's in her 30's.
I definitely think she'd get her sugar daddy or one of her many Japanese "friends" to do translate it. I feel like when she started "learning" Japanese she had people online translate what she wanted to say so she could post it on twitter/instagram to show off. >>46921
I kinda do too, but I think it would turn into a thing for her to milk about how all men find her so desirable, they all want to rape her, and she's just a helpless little victim. There is a really high chance of that, it's really common for people looking into modeling to be scammed and I've heard foreigners are much more likely to get scammed.
Fuck they have some cute shit.
Where do they list her?
Someone should tweet her that and tell her to try out for them.
I wonder if they would laugh her off seeing as she looks nothing like that anymore.
I posted too soon.
These people are still scene kids even though it's still irrelevant.
It was weird for me even though I've also seen some scene kids at shows and there's one I went to school with, but not as much as I saw with my cousin. >>46989
I also have to agree with this point too. Just because a style isn't popular anymore, doesn't mean people won't try to follow it.
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Posted this in the Kota thread originally and thought I'd add it here… cause… wow.
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ick ick ick.
kiki needs to go back to platinum blonde, or like, dark brown/black, or something. the light brown really isn't doing her any favors tbh. she's not ugly, but her plain-ass hair definitely detracts a lot from her looks. she needs more of a contrast going on with her face having such "sharp" features. the soft brown look works for dakota because she has rounder features. i'd love to see kiki with black hair and sidebangs actually, she'd look smokin'.
It's an improvement. If she bleached/dyed her hair, she may actually look cute, or at least in her photos/videos. I don't know if she'd look cute irl since she does use her best angles and a lot of brightness to hide her nose.
I definitely agree with this anon >>47260
Especially with the black hair and sidebangs thing. I think she should also chop all of her hair off, I think long hair looks best on people with softer features. And she can't be bothered to even style it so it looks better on her.
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don't forget the big ass circle lens!
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My favorite hentai artist draws those on his anime girls. So I started drawing them on mine too since I thought it was considered sexier?
…I hope you're joking.
If not, I think mummy and daddy need to put some child blocks on the Internet.
if you cover the bottom half of her face
VOILA, BARBIE COMES TO REAL
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I think she's caught up to that. I think she hasn't been doing much lately since she's realized it's only entertainment for us. I'm starting to think she's trying to get rid of us by boring us. She hasn't had her twitter tirades in a while even though she was actually being stalked by jrcock. Kiki desperately wants fame but she wants none of the criticism that comes with it. It worked for Dakota; people don't really have much negative to say about her these days since she doesn't give them much to talk about.
If you want some entertainment, you're really gonna have to set off her crazy. You could get stickydrama to get in another twitter battle with her or if you have a Japanese twitter that's pretty popular, post about her (even if no one following gives a shit, Kiki will because the haters are trying to ruin her modeling career before it even starts). I think posting about her in Japanese would really make her flip out. Remember when she flipped out about people reporting her stolen images and the stuff she was taking credit for/reselling on lilkitten?
我喜欢学习汉语. 我要 走访 中国 近期. 我只会讲一点中文｡
(Please forgive any mistakes, I began learning a month ago~ ^
Lmao, I was thinking she maybe posted one thing but damn, she spammed her twitter with it. It took a really long time to load her page on my laptop.
I wonder if she isn't in Japan anymore. I think she left when she posted that picture of the guys putting her stuff in a cab, maybe even earlier than that. But I think she stocked up videos/pictures from her trip so that it could seem like she lives there. She didn't post many selfies/videos of herself there and in the pictures/videos she posted, she's only wearing the same 2 outfits with a small amount of variation(i.e. in her recent instagram videos, she changed/took off the top underneath that mesh top in her recent selfies). Kiki is a huge attention whore, last time she was there, she was posting many selfies showing off her outfits and stuff. Actually, almost every single picture/video in general she takes, has to show off her clothes/accessories or any other material items in it. I can't see her passing up an opportunity to really show off.
Not white knighting (trust me) but I know that I as well as a few other people who travel like to pack light – only a few outfits. Of course you would want to pack stuff you can mix and match, but I don't see the few outfits as proof she's moved. I could see her going there with a few outfits and then having the rest shipped out there, IF she were moving.
I just don't think she moved unless her parents are fine going (more?) heavily into debt to support her extended vacation. She doesn't know Japanese well enough to be living there without a college degree or any kind of professional training. The only things she can really do even in Tokyo without knowing the language are have a sugar daddy (and I have rarely known a person to have a sugar daddy for longer than a few months even if they have a great personality because they get bored), porn, or hostessing. She doesn't have the personality for hostessing. She may get lucky and book a few modeling jobs but I don't see her keeping a consistent flow of work like Kota or other gaijin models.
I totally get what you're saying, it's just Kiki we're talking about. Last time Kiki packed/got different outfits there, this time there's only 2 outfits. The entire trip to Japan was just for fame and another thing to brag about. It's not because she actually has an interest in traveling, if she did, she would've started all this language learning and stuff a long
I don't think so either, she legally can't unless she gets married and like it was said earlier, she isn't wife material. In order to live and work in Japan, it's required to speak the language and have at least a bachelor's degree. While, it was confirmed she was in college, it wasn't confirmed she has a bachelor's degree or even graduated. Even if she did, she wouldn't have a useful skill Japan would want, like English teaching.
I don't get that either. Considering the fact that she still had the tags on one thing in one of her videos, it seems like her parents can't afford her kira kira clothes anymore. She's also incredibly materialistic and needs to have things that no one else can have that are expensive/designer. Japan has so many places that are like that it seems.
I wonder if she's even actually into j-fashion. Her style just looks like a mashup of what's trendy tumblr with the angel wings, creepyyeha stuff, etc. Even her videos look like tumblr puked all over them. And she's always been into what's trendy, but alternative at the same time. When she was scene, she actually had a fashion sense of her own it seems. (I didn't follow scene too closely so I don't know if she just copied everything trendy then too) But right now, her style just looks like what's trendy on tumblr. Her style doesn't really have any personality to it, if that makes sense. She always goes for the angelic route, but her outfits lack inspiration of it at all. She just tacks on all the white + angel wing designs she can and puts creepyyeha product(s) on then calls it a day. I think someone who's actually creative/fashionable would get pieces that move a certain way, have a certain texture, pattern, etc, to depict the image they want, if that makes sense at all.
Im thinking she went to Japan to meet an older guy with money she met online in the hopes of getting him to take care of her, he took her to a few places like the sumo place and some cafes, but then he maybe decided that her needs far outweighed her white girl appeal (since she looks like crap trying to fit into Dakota's style) and decided not to have her as a sugar baby and get another white gaijin girl instead.
I'm thinking she's probably back in FL latergamming the 3000+ pics of mundane shit she took in Japan like buildings, trains, and the Tokyo Tower to make it look like she's still there while she hunts for another anglophile Nihonjin with money to fly her back there. That would explain why she hasn't been posting pics of any shopping hsuls, since there are fucktons of places in Japan that sell high end fashion shit that is popular on Tumblr.
I knew it. She isn't in Japan anymore, she just stockpiled images/videos. Why would she just be sitting around spamming vines when she's in a foreign country for a limited amount of time? I get sharing a few if you come across one on twitter or something, but she was looking at vine videos for an hour or 2. I don't know about anyone else, but if I was in another country, I'd take up all the time I had with activities in the country I couldn't do at home. All she's done is go to that meeting an eat vegan food/snacks, which is something she could do anywhere.
What a total waste of a trip, time, and money. >>47701
I truly don't get why people tag their pictures/videos this trying to get attention from Japanese people. I can't see anyone searching that up. You don't see Japanese people tagging their stuff as "Japanese person." Those are the type of tags you'd see in porn, which is where Kiki will most likely end up with her desperation for fame. >>47704
I think you're completely right on that.
this would explain the pic of thise guys moving her stuff ouf of the white cab. She must have been loading up to go to the airport from her ~apaato~ (*cough
ooh, who wants to bet she got dropped because she wouldn't put out?? I can see Kiki talking to this guy and telling him she's ~better than all those other girls who have to resort to using sex, becayse they're not kawaii and interesting like her~. I can totally see her being one of those poor dumb cunts who are so conceited that they think they can have a sugar daddy without having sex with them.
That's really strange to me, who actually looks up that tag? I could only see horny guys do that.>>47711
I was thinking that, but Kiki seems like she's always dtf. The last time she has had sex was with Jack Cash, I think she'd take any action at this point. Also she did shop at Victoria's Secret before she came, so she knew sex would happen. But the sugar daddy could also not be hot enough for her and the vs stuff could be for some other unfortunate man.
This is really random but Kiki makes me think of Sweet Dee from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Kiki does seem DTF when it's with guys who are into music or have some notariety, but that's still different from being DTF a SD. You don't usually brag about your SD, at least not by name or under your own name.
But yeah, she probably got dropped. Maybe she was just an awful lay? I mean, she never really had any IRL relationships with actual guys since she was reslly young, and even that was dysfunctional as hell.
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Nigga I love Sweet Dee, don't you ruin Sweet Dee for me
top fucking kek>>47701
but bukkaka is so busy being fabulous in japan, like, she's totally not browsing hate sites guise~
I get what you're saying, though there are some people, mostly men, who are willing to fuck anything when they want sex.
I could see that, the sugar daddy would most likely not be a hot musician guy, so she probably wouldn't kiss him or do any of the work. >>47716
I'm sorry! It's mostly just Kiki and Dee both have resemblance to birds, some personality things, and they both are easy to sleep with. Dee is much better than Kiki though.>>47717
Lol, you know you're dealing with a total weeb when they refer to themselves as chan. I wonder if Kiki also tries to use kawaii children's language when she speaks to her sugar daddy.
Maybe that sugar daddy expected Kiki to be a cute young girl only to be greeted by an old skeleton.
should haVe used kanji for 大好き and
可愛い as well lol
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This actually looks a lot like Abigail C/Kawaii Sheepie/Angelicpretty who is living in and working in Tokyo as a model.
Man, even Keeks could probably have some sort of modelling "career" there if she tried.
I still don't think so. I looked this girl up and while she does have harsher features like Kiki does, I can see some cuteness about her. Her eyes, skin, and hair color compliment each other so well, it's the opposite with Kiki. Asia in general may love pale skin, but I don't think they'd like Kiki's pale skin because it has no life to it, she just looks like a corpse.
Plus, this girl actually looks pretty interesting imo, Kiki looks very dull. I could see Kiki being a very interesting looking person if she developed her own sense of style, fixed her hair/makeup, and became healthier. If she stayed with a more edgy alternative style, I could definitely see her doings some modeling. Nothing big of course, but maybe for some small alternative brands and stuff.
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She looks old as fuck with whatever haircut she got.
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Lol to think she would eat at bikkuris.(its not bad) Also I wonder if kotas sister was dragged there by kota or she went herself.
I just find it funny that I can spot where she is. http://www.bksushi.com/
I remember she posted once about how she always
get carded, but I'm pretty sure bars, stores, etc, are supposed to card everyone.
My dad is has lots of grey hair but he still gets carded.
I think she brags about this stuff because she knows she's getting old and looks old. People who feel the need to constantly post compliments they supposedly get or anything like that online want to convince themselves and others that it's true. She's really salty about Kota being the young, cute looking, popular one and wants to prove that she is too.>>47972
I'm glad it's not only me who caught that. I remember her turning 22 on her last birthday, so this year she'd supposedly be turning 23. But I also agree with this anon >>47958
because I've also heard her claim she was born in 1990. >>47975
It was already talked about here: >>47699
You'd think that too, but she isn't there so it'd just say Florida. She literally had jrcock trying to pinpoint where she is so if she was worried about that, she'd have another meltdown.>>47996
I think she was there for less than a week but not 2 days. She has a bunch of food pictures there, mostly dessert, and I doubt she was eating all of that in 2 days. But the way you described how she reacted was accurate. She literally did nothing in Japan that she couldn't do/see in America. I know she saw the sumo wrestling but let's be real, she has no interest in that and even if she did, she could just look at that stuff on youtube.
Nah, she was probably there for longer than two days, but I don’t think she’s there any more. I’m guessing she was there for a month, and then her month long contract for her short-stay apartment was up so she left at the beginning of February.
You’re right about everything else though. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone go to a another country and do literally nothing with their time there. The sumo event was the only remotely interesting thing she did, and she probably just got dragged along to it.
I agree, I also think the tourist thing is why she won't do "touristy" things, even though Japanese people also go to tourist spots. She looks even more like a tourist just posting these pictures/videos of mundane things. It just seems like she finds this stupid shit interesting enough to post because it's in the magical land of Japan. Back at home
(emphasizing the home part because you know she thinks/wants people to think Japan is her home), she never posted pictures/videos of mundane things like random buildings, snacks, her at a train station, etc. I mean, who the hell gives a shit? She's desperately trying to get Japan's attention, but none of this stuff she's posting is special or interesting for Japanese people, or even people who are genuinely
interested in Japan for that matter, to see.
I work in an art supply shop where I have to card ANYONE who buys hobby knives/box cutters and spray paint, regardless of looking over 21. It's so annoying when they snidely go "oh, I guess I just look so young."
No, bitch, you look old, but this is my state's law and part of my job. People who get an ego trip from being carded make me laugh so hard.
Special snowflakes need to stop thinking it's because they look young lol.
She's claiming 22 so 23 in September but I think that's bollocks because I'm 23 and I distinctly remember her being my age/older than me than me by like a year.
The only thing that's really confirmed is that her and Dakota's birthdays are in September and are one day apart.
Don't you fucking get it the stupid cunt sat in piss or its her excuse for pissing her pants in the back of a cab.
@mmmkikikannibal: You guys… I just sat in a piss ridden taxi seat in omotesando…. My whole back is full of urine & I have to wash everything now. Omfg.
Of course she couldn't just have one
post where she doesn't mention Japan.
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this seems like something kota would definately tweet about. silly keekz, it's not cute if someone haggard does it.
Seriously though, I've never been in a dirty cab in Tokyo my whole life. This bitch is crazy.
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J. I missed you so much please draw more <3
You makes me laugh in those sad times
those bony fingers, hahahah
The funnyvthing is, Japanese bloggers and Twitter/IG users post mundane crap bcause they largely aren't looking for attention or recognition, and in fact, most Japanese won't put their real names, faces, or other identifying factors on their social media because they don't want their online BS to cross over with their real lives.
So in this way, it's funnyy that Kiki is trying to emulate Japanese IG users. The only ones who get a ton of likes are the ones who make up personas, post lots of selfies/outfit pics, popular mascots and landmarks and tagwhore. Pretty much what Kiki was doing before lol.
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I doubt she's trying to emulate Japanese IG posters. Y'all are giving her too much credit, she's not that smart. I would be surprised if she even recognizes there is a distinguished style amongst them.
I think she's just shit out of material, and doesn't have
anything else to post except the view from her hotel and other useless crap. Not even her vegans menus and food pop up anymore.
Bawwwwww poor kaka, she's probably not even in Japan anymore.
And if she was actually
in Japan, she'd probably post about Omotesando like she did with Akihabara.
Didn't she only barely
post about Akihabara though? Like, mentioned it once and then never again?
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Yeah, but I meant she'd explain it like she did with Akihabara. It'd be a great way for her to humble brag since I don't think she can afford designer clothes.>>48944
I don't buy it either, I definitely think a cab driver would notice that. I think a cab driver would notice a person coming out covered in piss too. The piss story would be more believable if it was on a bus or even a train. But Kiki probably thinks she's too good for both.
Not that I believe she's in Japan still, but why the fuck is she taking taxis all the time? Taking the train is so much cheaper.
Trains are for filthy commoners, all the kawaii Japanese celebrities and public figures take taxis everywhere so they don't get mobbed!
But no really I can see her riding the tain that first,day or two she got to JP, dressed like an obnoxious jackass and people on the train staring, snickering, or even taking pics of her. Therefore naturally she would have to stop taking the train because of her massive paranoia and fragile ego and start taking the taxi everywhere because in her mind it's safer than the train because it's more enclosed and less openly public.
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I'm convinced that she just spilled something in the taxi and was too embarrassed to admit it was her own damn fault, so she's pinning the blame on the cab (it was a Prius lol!111). And also because Dakota tweeted about train vomit and it was so kawaii desuuu.
I'm pretty sure she took the train at least twice during her stay because she was in Yotsuya when these were taken.http://instagram.com/p/xdb-F0DRAJ/?modal=truehttp://instagram.com/p/yek60tjRCu/?modal=true
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They're not really that sudden if you look at the dates.
She may well buy followers though.
Because she thinks she's better than Dakota and Kota didn't have to ask for it or get a sugar daddy, so she's trying to keep it quiet and trying to pretend she's only thinking about being a model recently because ~everyone already thinks she is one anyways~.
If Dakota suddenly decided to switch from modeling to pursuing a pop idol career, Kiki would too. If Dakota came out with her own clothing or makeup line, Kiki would try to make her own as well. Hell, if Dakota left Japan and atarted focusing her modeling career In,China, Kiki would leave Japan, stop speaking Japanese and start pretending she lives in Hong Kong.
Literally everything Kiki does is based on Dakota and her success in some way and driven by her own all consuming jealousy and need to outshine her again and be the better, prettier, more popular sister. It's not and never was about Japan for Kiki, and her getting the SD was probably just her realizing her parents can't afford to support her in Japan while she isn't working coupled with the fact that Kiki thinks she's too good to work a real job.
Dakota didn't ask for it what? She basically underage whored herself to Japan and took pedo-bait photoshoots. I think that's just as bad lol, she just luckily didn't have to sleep with anyone (I hope).
She's just lucky most people forgot about it or have just accepted her.
Yeah, she milked her tumblr/twitter fame and changed her image and behavior to appeal more to Japan, but ultimately she settled on Japan because they wanted her kawaii fake face in their magazines and purikura machines because Japan loves OTT alienlike photomanips. She didn't start focusing solely in Japan until Bravo called, and they signed her based in her shoops and google translate Japanese they thought she could speak.
She never had to beg her parents to send her to Japan in the hopes of becoming a model, she was discovered by a Japanese agency that flew her there to work. Yes, she shamelessly milked the fuck out of it, but so would anyone in her position, if only just to get away from dat family.
You can't have been around that long then, newfag detected.
I remember before Dakota really gained any attention she had her private Tumblr which was just a place she'd post pictures of herself the occasional text post.= whilst Kirsten was off whoring herself out as usual and trying to act like some e-princess. Dakota just kind of sat quietly in the background getting on with school stuff.
She had a lot of followers, but it wasn't really anything notable. Then she got featured on some random Chinese news spot, and then a South Korea, and that's when she really started to market herself.
She saw a way out and she took it, and really who could begrudge her? I fucking would if I was in her shoes.
The people that are ragging on her for wanting a better life for herself are seriously mad for no other reason than that they're jealous they didn't get the chance themselves, so swallow your jelly and go dust out your sandy vags' ya cunts.
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