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No. 486300[Reply]

If you don't have the material, time, or experience to make a new thread about a subject you want to discuss, use this thread to see if other farmers are interested in making and joining one.

Previous thread: >>>/pt/366110
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No. 494259


Look again.

No. 494360

they are one year old at least

No. 494370

check again friend, last post was only about a week ago and her lipo has already been discussed


her thread is just slow/dead because it's harder now that she locked everything down and has also just been pretty boring

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No. 483871[Reply]

Hello everyone,

during the past few months, users have complained about both over-moderation by staff and infighting or backseat modding by users. In order to combat this, we've decided on the following changes:

- from now on, sage is disabled on /pt/. It's a small board with not many active threads, so bumping does not make that much of a difference with the same threads on the front page at any time.

- backseat modding ('sage this, newfag') will be sanctioned with warning bans.

- users are expected to read the rules and posting guide. Users who repeatedly ignore the guide and refuse to blend in will face bans of increasing lengths.

By making these changes, we hope to reduce the constant derailing caused by infighting. Please refrain from attacking users for posts you dislike; instead, use the report feature.
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No. 489756


Bitchute is another option for rehosting.

No. 493426

Okay this is probably a really dumb question that has been answered before, but I haven't found much info on it: Is Tempcow gone forever, and what are the reasons behind this?

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Lainybot's husband Onion boy/Onision gets triggered because Sam won't admit she had feelings for him. Claims she tried to kiss him and wiggled in his lap.

Laineybot's onion accuses Sam of trying to swat his kid and wearing Lame's clothes without permission (he gave Sam permission).

Onion and Lame fake happiness. Onion attempts to sooth Lame's insecurity by calling females he brings into his home "hoes" and lovebombing her.

The Onions make a video about their toxic relationship and try to pretend it's not toxic, concluding with pained cuddling.

The Onions sell their BDSM collection of restraints because Greggle claims he is no longer into DDLG/BDSM anymore.

Lame gets triggered and rages in a stream at/about Sam. Once again both Onions blame the other woman and attempt to convince people Grug is innocent.

The Onions go on a shopping spree with a "smol" budget of $300 and Complainy whines about her inability to fit into clothing.

Lame shows off hickey or collar marks as a symbol of her undying love with Onion boy.
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No. 219110[Reply]

For about a year or so now on 4chan's /toy/ board, a manchild named Greg has been posting threads constantly- typically of him holding a cheap toy in his fingerless glove-clad hands.

He claims to have assburgers, as well as being bipolar, and is incredibly easy to troll, as he will get angry at the drop of a hat. Things that trigger him include:
>mentioning hasbro (he hates hasbro like cwc hates the HEXbox)
>comparing him to chris chan
>calling him fat
>calling him autistic
>saying he's a pedo
>saying he humps trees
>saying he eats shit (this makes him incredibly angry)
>mention Jin Saotome/John Mallamas, a famous toy customizer
>mention religion (he's your average reddit user when it comes to it)

He often writes inane posts quoting memes or ranting about how terrible hasbro is, in an allcaps style, such as:
>"fuckign HASBRO and thier cheap ass 5POA GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL BEAT ALL HASBRO SUPPOTERS TILL THERE BLACK AND BLUE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Nah he is legitimately retarded.

No. 220144

Are you officially diagnosed bipolar and autistic?

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No. 491874[Reply]

Join us for the ongoing saga of 41-year-old horrorcow Raven (née Diana) Dawn Sparks and her 31-year-old future husband #5 Josh Bradley in their barren Love That Was More Than Love Shack mobile home in rural Saluda, South Carolina.

Raven originally achieved notoriety for her outrageous horror goth appearance and exhibitionism, her immature and aggressively defensive demeanor which alienates everyone in her life, and her relationship with husband #4 Logan who was 16-years-old and 19 years her junior when they became engaged and was a school friend of her son Dorian who is 8 months older. She has disowned her son after subjecting him to a childhood of neglect and many years of emotional abuse.

Each successive relationship is The One™ which will rescue her from her terrible life and give her a "fresh start." Several of her relationships began while she was still married to and, in some cases, financially supported by the previous husband. She has moved across several states and twice overseas to be with men whom she met online. Once she is established in a new relationship she is quick to denigrate the last with accusations of neglect and abuse despite having been the manipulator, an example of how she continually rewrites her personal history to feed her narcissism and validate her victimhood.

Her addiction to finding new love is closely rivaled by her addiction to acquiring new pets, toys, and clothes which she soon abandons in her hoard (or rehomes in the case of her pets) once their novelty has worn off.

As in real life, she exhibits her Jekyll/Hyde personality online: superficially sweet to her sycophantic followers and crassly vitriolic to anyone who dares to disagree with her. An overwhelming number of her Youtube videos are rants directed at people whom she perceives as having crossed her and at "the haters" on lolcow and Kiwi Farms.

Previous threads:
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No. 494419


What Raven can't live without is Photoshop.

No. 494433

If you could not detect that sarcasm I don't know what to tell you.

No. 494464

I thought Logan was a one-off, but here she is shopping Couchie to look as young as possible … I didn't think this bitch could get any more disturbing, but here we are.

No. 494477

she didn't have to shop L to make him look young… she groomed him from the age of 15

No. 494494

not what I meant; I thought he was one-off in the sense that her previous boyfriends / husbands were adults where he was a kid.

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No. 490382[Reply]

We expected an outpouring of milk for the 2nd anniversary of Mags stalking Venoos unto the ends of the earth, and she didn’t disappoint. From the first anniversary of her B&E on Venus and Manaki’s place (12/7/16) all through the second anniversary of Venus’s escape from her clutches (1/27/16), Mags kept up a steady stream of loud personas:

- angry bitter bitch (“Venus is a lying bully who isn’t even sick!”)

- to concerned mama (“pray for my baby Venoos, she is sick, I just want to know what is happening”)

- to medical expert (“I can tell her kidneys are failing, I went to radiology school 1 year”)

- to conspiracy theorist (“I heard Manaki poisons her with anti freeze JUST SPECULATING but he did it” “Manaki is killing her to inherit THE CHANNEL”)

- back to spurned lover (“these are many funny memes about how my ungrateful dottir Venoos left me for some baka factory worker!” “we’re both going to die from being separated”)

- We even got “proofs” of Margo’s “strungled toe”… a year after this heinous act was committed?

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I saturated the colors of the kappa monster so that her genuine redness show up more.

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This looks like a mugshot for a meth head.

No. 494469

This could be a jumpscare video face

No. 494484

I swear I just saw Marge in my hospital in Germany…
Are we sure she’s still in Korea?

No. 494491

I swore I once met her on a tram in Melbourne, where she harangued me for directions and got mad at the tram driver. The accent and everything… I seriously feel like i met her doppelganger.

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Previous thread: >>431342

Vicky is still working from home and posting badly edited potato quality pics/vids despite announcing the grand opening of "Bella Morte studios", a tattoo and photography studio (shack) located in buttfuck nowhere. She has also recently named her self timer "Frankie".

>30 year old tattoo scratcher who works out of her apartment, blames clients for poor aftercare when her inability to tattoo properly scars people's bodies

>Former myspace scene queen with a very poor grasp of Photoshop and After Effects
>Narcissistic attention whore who describes herself as a 'real life Final Fantasy character'
>Can't talk about herself without making claims so outlandish only a total idiot would believe them
>Claims to be well-versed in psychology, astronomy, quantum physics to name a few fields of study (despite never enrolling in post secondary education and/or never involving herself in groups dedicated to those fields)
>Posts videos of herself flailing around with a dollar-store katana because she is a 'sword fighter'
>(Poorly) fakes a British accent
>Known on Lolcow for selfposting hundreds of times in her own thread, pretending to be people who know her irl
>Tried to DMCA lolcow and kiwi, claimed the Attorney General of Canada had to be involved

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That's rich coming from a scratcher.

No. 494466


*Pollock, you retard

>Implying she knows who Rembrandt, Bierstadt, etc are

No. 494468

>All that white

Woof can't wait to see how that ages

No. 494471

i swear to god every asshole who says "a child could do this" deserves to be punched in the face and bleed over a canvas, because that is what the artist was doing spiritually and with paint. it's a history of expressive mark making if you want it in the simplest terms. i'm not mad most people don't know how to read a painting, and that you have to honestly sit with it in person for sometimes an hour for all of the emotional textures to be perceived, but if you simply can't be assed to read a little about the history of modern art and its progression then fuck you for real. especially with her being an "artist", she doesn't know what that means.

i bet her opinions on performance art would be a fucking riot.

No. 494488

You know what really annoys me? Her useless opinions on art when she's never had any formal art training. I think if she knew a little bit about art theory and the history of these artists and the conditions in which their ideas were conceived. "I could do better" Yeah. But you didn't did you? Why does she have to have such a strong opinion on every fucking thing?

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No. 480001[Reply]

Also known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420
IG: https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/
tumblrs: http://www.funeral1996.tumblr.com [new]
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [old]

>previously also known as howl1996, junkhun and funeralhome420

>21 yr old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive
>Gets by acting like a lost soul online
>Has every mental/physical illness under the sun
>She started dating her 35 year old boyfriend before she was 18, calls him daddy
>has a following of impressionable young girls who shes convinced to 'help her' during this 'tough time' in her life.
>romanticizes the hell out of her nasty addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so
>"i'm not trying to be courtney love!"
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No. 494426


nah, we mainly talk shit about how instead of shooting dope she should get her teeth fixed, so essentially, her priorities.

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let us never forget this beautiful display of pure makeup talent

No. 494438

This photo scares me every time I see it. The other girl should throw this one back at Lunatic. Maybe it'll scare her the same way it does for everyone else.

No. 494448


That’s kind of what the comments of this picture were saying. The person in it spent so much money on encrusting the tooth and getting various other shitty tattoos and piercings that she could have gotten her teeth whitened instead.

No. 494457

What the fuck. She legit looks like a corpse. And those drawn-on lashes are fucking ugly, did she ask Jigglypuff to do her eyeliner?

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Miranda "Jihadi" Constable
Previous Thread >>>/pt/418290
First the "haterz" ran her off of the Punksud forum.
Then the haterz ran her off of her ex-boyfriend's sixtyfourdigits.com forum
Then the haterz ruined her "Rainbow Rants" youtube channel
Then she ran away to Japan to get away from the haterz
Then her first Visa husband dumped her (probably because of haterz, somehow)
Then the haters moved to her kanadajin3 channel
The she blackmailed visa-husband number 2.
Then the first "jvlogger conspiracy" happened when she created all of those sock puppets to attack the others (but it totally wasn't her..)
Then her fake suicide drama with Unrested that the haterz caused (despite the screen shots of her)
Then she attempted to doctor her texts messages from jvlogger conspriacy but the others involved had the full messages and it blew up in her face (Which was why she waited 4 years to try and pull it, hoping they would have gotten rid of the text.. But it was the haterz fault)
Then she first tried to get some Rody dick but someone sent text to Rody that she had sent to them talking about how bad she wanted that Rody Dick. Rody having a fiance and being a decent human, left.
Then she begged to Rody to come back and she would just be his "friend" and never mention it again
two weeks later she was begging Rody to fuck her.
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No. 494427


Could be a sock puppet account. No pic, no content, not subscribed to anyone.
And if it is really Mira, how pathetic can you be, girl?

No. 494428

Wat. Miranda, reel it in. No one is obligated to fuck you, you don't get to use someone not wanting to sex you as an excuse to go mental.

"Well, if you don't fuck me, I'll harass you unto the ends of the earth and self harm!" <- does this sound sane?

No. 494431

That’s KMRuroni, Mira’s mysterious Norwegian Stan who posted nothing but kanadajin3 content on his Twitter. Strangely, he deleted a bunch of her related posts and is now retweeting another Jvlogger for the first time ever. Pretty sure he is a real, very weird, person but this turn is also too strange.

No. 494432

He was supposedly her boyfriend back when the stuff with Rodi happened and she became Muslim. He probably wasn't happy that his gf was so thirsty for someone else.

No. 494435

No, KM is a balding, pudgy molester-looking guy who has never been to Japan yet. I think you mean the young Swedish doormat, Simon. That kid still defended her after she used him! I think she was his first girlfriend or something because his reaction to being played was so sad,

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Doe Deere thread.


A brief history:

>Repackaged TKB wholesale micas as her own 'makeup'

>Said 'makeup' is shitty quality, unhygienic, some not even completely finished, and horribly overpriced

>Held raffle to raise money for an animal shelter despite not giving the name of the shelter the money allegedly went to

>Claimed her makeup is 100% vegan despite non-vegan materials being used

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No. 491889

I actually kinda like the packaging for the Polly Pocket nostalgia but I definitely wouldn't pay that much for only 5 shadows from a shady company.

No. 491899

Definitely. The quantity of the shadows isn't even the biggest issue, but those shades of shadows put together…In this kind of packaging…for this much money, LOLNO.
I'm surprised LC is still going for this price range.

No. 492037

I saw the yellow one for half price in winners today. Didn't swatch but the packaging is as cheap as it looks

No. 492114

Ditto, I've been seeing Lime Crime discounted at Winners. I never saw it until recently. I also saw some lipsticks at Showcase, an as seen on TV store.

No. 494413

Doesn't surprise me. Lime Crime is getting rid of their "unusual" lipproducts. If you look at their site: almost all unicorn lipsticks are gone and their strange colored Velvetines are in the discount and/or gone. Alien (a neon green that was streaky as hell) was untill recently discounted and now gone, even though it's name is still in the description, and Teacup is only 6 dollar. One of their dark greens is also sold out, but still shows up in their banner.

While their new product line, the Plushies are all instagram friendly colors.

I think Lime Crime isn't selling well anymore and trying their luck with a new demographic.
The only "crazy" products they kept are instagram friendly trends: Diamond crushers and diamond dews, which is fits the (fake) holo trend perfectly. And their unicorn hair, because even though strange lipcolors are getting out of trend, pastel pink hair still hasn't.

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