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No. 763213[Reply]

If you don't have the material, time, or experience to make a new thread about a subject you want to discuss, use this thread to see if other farmers are interested in making and joining one.

Previous threads
>>>/pt/366110
>>>/pt/486300
>>>/pt/633584
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No. 796805

Someone should make a new Moo thread already. I’ve never made a thread so it would be shitty so waiting here.

No. 796882

>>796805
There’s a first time for everything. My first thread was a Vicky thread when no one else wanted to make one, made me realise that it’s actually kinda fun.

No. 797029

Anyone want to do a new Pixyteri thread?

Her last thread is super old so there’s no summary, and the thought of writing a whole /pt/ summary is daunting.



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No. 794372[Reply]

19 year old "beauty guru" with subpar make-up skills. Has around 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram (fluctuates with when they can buy new bots), 11k (fake) followers on Twitter and 10k (fake) subscribers on youtube.
Has around a 1% engagement on instagram, but those likes and comments appear to be from bots, fake accounts, and engagement pods. Never gets any RTs or likes on twitter aside from her mom. Doesn’t get much more than 1000 views on her Youtube videos. Some brands, such as Colorpop and Laura Mercier have, however, fallen for her snafu and send her PR. Recent drama channels exposing her have garnered more attention as of late, but the views die off quickly and return to bot numbers soon after the hype dies down.

GENERAL MILK
>Her mom Laur creates all her fan accounts on IG. Many of them pretends to be grossly exaggerated versions of minorities.
>Claims she has her own beauty brand coming out in 2020 (@lilleejeancosmetics) UPDATE 7/2020: This turned out to be just a new blog launch called @lilleejeanbeauty as her associated IG account was renamed as such
>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab and made some customs Lipsticks (as anyone can do) for herself, claimed they were a collab and that Bite would release them for purchase. Sperged out on IG and cancelled them when they told her to stop claiming it was an official collaboration (https://www.instagram.com/tv/BwaDTX1gyDc/?igshid=3t86d935d62o)
>Had a billboard of herself in Times Square for Covergirl, pretends she did an actual campaign with them, when in reality it was a campaign where anyone could upload their picture to their homepage and then get their picture on the billboard.
>Her batshit insane mother uploaded an obviously shooped picture to her IG (@lrtrueman) claiming Lillee went to the MET ball. It wasn’t until after the reddit call-out they began to claim it was fan-art.
>Her mother also posted an obviously shooped “Teen Vouge” cover with Lillee on the front page.
>Somebody on r/beautyguruchatter made a thread about Lillee Jean. Her and her mom sperged out, made multiple accounts and spammed threads.
>Most likely buys used palettes for her videos. Has new videos for sets that came out weeks ago

MAIN ACCOUNTS AS OF 7/4/2020
Lillee:
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No. 797128

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> done up on my hair one time

Did she have a stroke?

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This is the only response she received in 5 hours kek most big influencers close the q/a feature after a couple of hours because they get so many responses. Clearly not the case for this fake nobody ass bitch. Most questions in her q/a videos are also never relevant

No. 797133

>>796996
Lillee also said some BS about her singing voice changing if she got her teeth fixed and it wouldn’t be worth it because it would change her speech.

No. 797134

>>797133
She can't sing nor speak anyway.
It'd be cheaper knocking those dolphin teeth out and just getting dentures.

No. 797147

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Looking g8 in her newest video



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No. 651964[Reply]

If you're new, here's a summary of why she's a cow:
https://lolcow.farm/kiki


Kiki Kannibal, Lilou Vos, Kirsten Ostrenga, Sperg-Chan, Keeks, Dakota's sister, whatever you wanna call her, has rebranded herself… as an SJW! Just as her previous threads died out, how ironic.

Following her Wal-Mart candids, Kiki abandoned the internet, only stopping in here and there to warn against internet stalkers and to post animal gore in the name of saving animals.

Bored with playing Sarah McLachlan on Twitter, she's graduated to giving out advice to sexual assualt victims and calling out every guy who has ever sexually assaulted her in paragraph long threads. Why now? Because #metoo.

Her new callouts include Romeo Lacoste, Jonny Craig (Someone's been triggered from reading the TND threads), and some random Sony executive on a plane, which seems to be the most recent account.

She also posted a badly scripted, hard-to-watch, two part video on her Twitter regarding sexual assault.
Video: https://mobile.twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal/status/1108539788007632896

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No. 797122

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Kirsten, you're fucking cringe

No. 797125

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>>797053
It's specially funny when she was low-key hinting she had rented her own place in Tokyo. Meanwhile, she's seething with envy of Taylor.

No. 797139

>>797125
>after studies
remember when she was pretending to learn Chinese AND pretended to talk to a pen pal but it turned out to be a sockpuppet

No. 797141

>>797125
God, the MUH APAATO was so fucking cringy. I recall a reply to someone's question about veganism like *Sorry I can't write rn bc I'm walking to ~MY APARTMENT~ uwu*

No. 797142

>>797141
The fact that it was literally just a hotel room … she really thought she was going to be ogled and swept up



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No. 784440[Reply]

Victoria shingles/ victoria bella-morte / miss victoria murder.

Tattoo scratcher from nowhere Ontario Canada. Steal deposits and doesn’t have an apprenticeship.

LATEST MILK:
-Her and her father are in a racist British group talking about immigrants and bringing their “aids” to Britain. (She still hasn’t even been back since she was two)

-constantly going on about how happy she is to be single, but vague posting about how lonely she is

- reads lolcow posts about herself everyday and vague posts about it

-photoshops herself one weird places like spaceships at 33 years old

-living back with her mom and still doesn’t have a shop to work out of. Her clients don’t have the address

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No. 796913

>>796895
I feel bad for the poor sucker that lets her tattoo out of their place. It’s just a matter of time that pissed off clients start giving the salon bad reviews because of her unprofessionalism and shitty work

No. 796914

>>796888
I bet this is one of her “needs more white / needs to be finished soon” client that will have a half-assed Vicky tattoo for the rest of their life.

And obviously the client is not going to be happy. Assuming the appointment was today or yesterday, most people would have had to take a day off if they work a regular mon-fri job.
They maybe can’t take another one at Vicky earliest convenience.

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Oh yeah this wasn't posted I don't think. This is from the same day that guy got that skeleton hugging an ass tattoo that Victoria ripped off from a more accomplished artist.

No. 796938

>>796927
It's so weird how she posts these clips that are near silence, just mouth sounds. Why not mute it

No. 797104

>>796888
If I saw this after being upset my tattoo artist, that is known to cancel a lot, cancels I would never book with her again.
Use your deposit and run for the hills.



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No. 797033[Reply]

First thread: >>>/snow/93507
Previous thread: >>791146

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No. 797127

>>797126
More like "Oh look, Critical likes this and he's worthy enough to date me"
But honestly the only time a popular youtuber wanted to hang with her the man was mentally off his rocker.
Which should tell something to Momo. But she's too in denial for that

No. 797136

>>797127
Kek a manlet and hamplanet, such a fitting couple. I'm sure they'd look splendid together.

No. 797137

>>797136
I don't know WHY she wants to date a youtuber. It will expose her unshopped body and people on youtube are much more honest than her hugbox

No. 797138

>>797137
He has a girlfriend anyway. Moo is just following trends again and he's in popular right now because of his Cuties and animal cruelty takedown callout to YouTube videos. Not because of fucking yigioh. He's always done those videos. Probably started following after that and then got triggered to be the best duelist by sperging out and buying packs. Moo is a fucking idiot.

No. 797143

Remember during one of her older cam streams, she looked visibly shaken when someone mentioned "sugar daddy" and "Mr Beast" in the same conversation to her? She probably does have a Youtuber endorsing her but, like before, she's worried their public involvement might make people cancel them.



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No. 795757[Reply]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/ [private]
https://www.instagram.com/hellprincess1996/

tumblr: https://funeral1996.tumblr.com
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [inactive]
https://rotten2thecore1996.tumblr.com [deleted]
https://heavenlykitten1996.tumblr.com [active]

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/lunakittenxxx [SW, deleted]
https://www.twitter.com/funeral1996 [active]

>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420 and lunakittenxxx (to name but a few)

>24 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and former ““sex worker””
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive
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No. 797032

>>796966
Agreed that the bangs were awful but now it looks like she has a greasy comb over… she’s hiding her bangs that haven’t grown out yet with hair from farther back on her head.
Eyes still pinned and droopy as fuck. I still just see a crusty junkie trying so hard to look kawaii and failing miserably

No. 797063

>>797032
exactly. better without the bangs and grey lips, but her hair is still a mess, eyes still look tiny and droopy and the pastel Amazon tight athleisure does not suit her body at all. it makes her look bigger and even more out of shape than we all know she is.

No. 797089

>>797063
She’d look ten times better if she was just hygienic, we all know how gross she is. For someone that is constantly pining for cutesy bath products and creams etc I don’t understand why she has godawful hygiene. Well I do understand, she’s lazy as fuck. I don’t think she’s necessarily ugly, she’d be fine if she was hygienic and took better care of herself and applied makeup that complemented her face. Pity it can’t make up for her awful personality

No. 797092

>>797089
I think her mom used during pregnancy (whether illegal or prescription), her face is asymmetric, I think one eye has more distance from the middle of the face than the other one.

No. 797130

>>797092
I mean she does brag about being conceived on the steps of the methadone clinic.



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No. 792323[Reply]

Previous Thread: >>784303
Onision Thread Archives: >>511709
Onision Drama Crash Course: http://www.lifeofonion.com


Admin says: If you don't read the rules before posting, don't wonder why you're banned for a few days. Do the thread a favor and refrain from responding to blogposting and bait. Check the thread before posting to avoid reposting, it isn't hard. >>734887


Don't post anti-o caps unless they contain direct milk we don't already have. A separate thread has been created for anti-o's >>>/snow/941512

Do not post about Lainey in this thread unless her content has some connection to Greg. Attempts at discussing her content that does not relate to Greg will result in a ban. Her thread can be found at >>>/snow/826201

Do not derail the thread about the onion flakes/orbiters unless their posts have some connection to Greg. Attempts to discuss the onion flakes that does not relate to Greg will result in a ban. The flakes thread can be found at >>>/snow/691458


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No. 797123

>>797115
So you couldn't spot the jokes / sarcasm in that eh? Thank you for ruining the joke for me.

>>797113
He's way too much of a narcissist and in love with himself to ever an hero.

No. 797129

>>797113
He mentions how he's been asked why he hasn't had sex with anyone on OnlyFans and he says that he needs to love the person first, I hope he cucks Foot on the internet for everyone to see.

No. 797132

>>797129
Translation: tried and tried but no one wants to, I even tried this Eleanor chick >>792780 but she called me out for being a pedophile because of Sarah the Revenge chick!
(This is what Greg actually believes)
Also, you fucked Adrienne right away, right in the motel and then asked her for Sukmi. Do you really expects us to believe you loved her the minute you met her? Thats some serious Chris-chan type logic. With apologies to Chris-chan.

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I love how the official county photo for the Swamp Shack has a lovely bunch of trash cans out front and I guess they added shitty looking fence because gerg is afraid of his house getting egged and Chris Hansen's appearing.

>>797132
Gerg was telling AJ she wasn't fighting for love on day 3 for not skyping. The next day when AJ prioritized sleep over skyping with grease he tried to make her jealous by saying he was going to cut off contact because he's interested in an ex again or something. When she's not reacting the way he wants, she basically told him to fuck off then, he tries to take a u-turn and try to "work things out" to which she agrees. And that night when they skype Gerg says he's falling in love with AJ and she shouldn't be afraid to reciprocate. Only 4 days for Gerg to be "in love".

I sill can't believe that a human being like Gerg exists. Fucking weirdly proportioned missing link looking ass crying under a blanket because mommy AJ said "what" too "violently".

>"Never in my life have I met someone as unloving as you. I came to you this morning, scared, looking for you to hold me, but you have not loved me. I did not like how you said "What" to me, it was angry and violent. I don’t deserve to be treated this way". - Onion

No. 797145

>>797140
Do you think they put that little caution triangle in the window to indicate that’s the window clot fell out of?



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No. 795298[Reply]

If you're new, please make sure you read:
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and
https://lolcow.farm/rules before posting

23 year old "family friendly pet mom" Youtuber, her creepy controlling mother, and her obsession with her new found sobriety.

Previous thread: >>787925

The basics:
>Taylor is a notorious animal hoarder known for collecting 40+ rare and exotic pets and manhandling/mistreating them for the sake of her Youtube channel which has over 1 million subscribers. Many pets have died in her care, many more have fallen ill due to her neglect or disappeared after "rehoming" them. Fails to give proper enclosures for many of her pets, including overstuffing fish tanks, keeping her kittens locked in the bathroom, and her mouse and hedgehog in the closet.
>Jonny Craig, who is now Taylor’s ex and has moved on with new gf (Syd) in LA, was the frontman of the band Slaves and is most well-known for being an outspoken abusive junkie. He got Taylor into drugs and she became a heroin addict, but stated that she used a variety of drugs. Jonny and Syd have since had a son together.
>Taylor left sober living after rehoming around 12 animals to be “back with her animals” living at her mom's house, her animals all seem to be crammed into one room and taken care of by her mother.
>Taylor loves to throw pity parties for herself and dodge around the real issues when faced with criticism about her husbandry, hoarding, and hypocrisy. She can never keep her stories straight and will tell outright lies only to contradict them hours later. Her fans are sycophants who only encourage her.

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No. 797071

Even if she's in rehab… she won't complete the program. It blows my mind that to date she's nil for all on that front. For all that she bangs on about being a recovery advocate, she can't take rehab seriously and put in the work to grow the fuck up a little.

No. 797073

>>797071
Since she’s left Jc, how many times has she been going and quitting / getting kicked out? I feel like she’s gonna multiple times, leaves, uses, goes MIA, is in rehab again, then leaves, uses again, meets a guys, rehab, you get the picture - it’s been 5 times at least? More?

No. 797107

>>797031

Yes but this involves Taylor. She puts on a show that she's sO oVeR JC, but just like with the baby she has something to say when something big happens in his life. I don't find it a coincidence that she tends to relapse when something big in his life happens (when he and Syd got serious, pregnancy, when the baby was born)

No. 797135

>>797009
Oh you know Taylor's going to stage another relapse and rehab stay over this. Yet another thing she couldn't get out of Johnny.

No. 797146

>>796756
late so sage, but i think anons should really stop saying that taylor has money, we had confirmation awhile ago that she has debt with the IRS and that was only shortly after she RENTED a house. she allegedly spent 100k or whatever on jonnys teeth, his shoe collection, and his computer. nice computers can easily be $10k. not to mention the dumb funko pops and designer shit she has.

she could try to pawn her designer and rare reptiles, but i really doubt she has enough money to fund her heroin addiction like she used to. maybe its why shes using meth and other uppers now, but no, shes not "rich" or even middle class anymore. if she moved out she'd be poverty tier. can we stop roleplaying that its 2016 and shes still pulling 1m monetized videos?



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Previously:

>>>/pt/573511

>Dasha is outed by lolcow admin for posting 142 times in one thread alone >>>/pt/519998

>Posts included doxxing Mina via a photo of her passport, unreleased semi-nude photos stolen from Mina’s phone, rumors about Mina being a sugar baby, implying Edwin is a kiddy fiddler for dating a 20 year old, and praising/defending Dasha
>Edwin makes a video about the nonsense, alluding to her posts on lolcow
>An old clip resurfaces of Dasha saying "Sieg Heil, mein Führer!" while doing a Nazi salute >>>/pt/525575
>Dasha reacts by deleting her Twitter and making her Instagram accounts private, and announces she is getting “phone therapy” for her depression
>Dasha’s true form is revealed in pics and videos shot for a pluggednyc campaign >>>/pt/532499
>This was particularly delicious vis a vis her addiction to extreme shooping and the fact that she was also caught out editing Mina’s photos >>>/pt/533091
>Dasha and Cyr conspire to take down Edwin’s videos and ultimately have his YouTube channel deleted as revealed in leaked voice messages Dasha sent to her flying monkeys >>>/pt/534251.
>Someone who may or may not be Dasha assumed Mina’s identity and succeeded in getting Mina’s YouTube channel taken down (it has since been reinstated) >>>/pt/536040
>Cyr himself has yet to comment on the situation, leaving his attack dog NetNobody to whiteknight him against Edwin on Twitter >>>/pt/546541
>Videos released by “Anonymous Person” attempting to discredit Mina and Edwin >>>/pt/535521 sound suspiciously like Dasha putting on a British accent >>>/pt/536537
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No. 796664

>>796660
Well she's not wrong tho

No. 796774

>>796556
Julia is selfposting, 100%. She was in a relationship with a friend of mine (when she was still in Austria) and she always has been a self-obsessed, attention-seeking narcissist. That's why all her friends are leaving her. Too bad she is getting older and the only thing she got going on for her - her beauty - is decaying.

No. 796862

>>796774
yikes you people make it sound like she's in her 40s. get out

No. 796903

>>796862
She sure looks like it.

No. 796940

>>796903
she doesn't. at least make fun of her for the things that make sense



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No. 791146[Reply]

First thread: >>>/snow/93507
Previous thread: >>785690

Website: momokun.co (new), https://momokuncosplay.com (old)
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No. 796708

>>796704
It’s like someone put a go pro on a fat toddler

No. 796710

>>796708
Fucking kek

No. 796711

>>796695
>>796697
the face of having to pretend to enjoy your sisters birthday despite her ruining yours every year because the woman child throws a tard tantrum about not getting attention herself.

Being related to Moo must be tough, but her whole family seems to have something wrong with them

No. 796712

>>796711
To add to this. Momo throws such a huge fit during her sisters birthdays that her family has to buy her gifts as well and make the party equally about Moo. So basically hijacking her sisters day.
But don't feel bad about it. They all enable Moo

No. 796713

>>796678
book on the table is the Nahj al-Balagha, a book of sermons that includes:
>Sermon 33, advises people to abandon corrupt ways of life and try to achieve salvation.

family trying to tell you something, moo?



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