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No. 856121[Reply]

If you don't have the material, time, or experience to make a new thread about a subject you want to discuss, use this thread to see if other farmers are interested in making and joining one.

Previous threads
>>>/pt/366110
>>>/pt/486300
>>>/pt/633584
>>>/pt/763213
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No. 900108

>>900097
it was briefly because her shit was getting deleted (rightfully so)

No. 900240

>>900085
pls let me start a thread shes actually got milk

No. 900384

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Celebcow #71 thread needed!

Old thread >>>/ot/1418782

Thanks in advance to whomever whips it up!



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No. 890095[Reply]

If you’re new, please make sure you read https://lolcow.farm/info and https://lolcow.farm/rules before posting

24 year old “family friendly pet mom” YouTuber, her insane controlling mother, and her obsession with mental health and addiction recovery advocacy.

Previous thread: >>>/pt/882127

The basics:

>Taylor is a notorious animal hoarder known for collecting 40+ rare and exotic pets and manhandling/mistreating them for the sake of her Youtube channel which has over 1 million subscribers. Many pets have died in her care, many more have fallen ill due to her neglect or disappeared after “rehoming” them. Fails to give proper enclosures to many of her pets, including overstuffing fish tanks, keeping her kittens locked in the bathroom, and her mouse and hedgehog in the closet.

>Taylor left sober living after rehoming around 12 of her pets to be “back with her animals” living at her mother’s house, her animals all seem to be crammed into one room and taken care of by her mother.
>Taylor loves to throw pity parties for herself and dodge the real issues when faced with criticism about her husbandry, hoarding, and hypocrisy. She can never keep her stories straight and will tell outright lies only to contradict them hours later. Her fans are sycophants who only encourage her.
>Taylor has established a pattern of promising to upload, and making terrible excuses relating to poor internet connection or tech issues, or flat out vanishing for weeks to months, returning to announce another come back video which is totally coming

Taylor’s Social Media Links:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/taylorndean
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No. 900393

>>900391
NTAYRT but Goiter is the name everyone calls him in the Jonny thread

No. 900395

>>900332
More like she just wants the effortless clout.
, and to ride his coattails

No. 900397

>>900391
NTA but Goiter is his nickname in his thread that he shares with skidney. Simmer down, psycho detective anon.

No. 900400

>>900397

Speaking of which, and I’ll take my ban for asking if I have to, but where is that thread? Sometimes I legit just can’t find them and sometimes there just isn’t a new one so I’m going to stick my neck out and ask.

No. 900402

>>900400
Google Jonny Craig Lolcow 19 and it should show up for you



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No. 897986[Reply]

First thread: >>>/snow/93507
Previous thread: >>886620
Websites: https://momokun.co/
https://peachycollective.co/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MomokunCosplay
Twitter: https://twitter.com/peachygirlmomo
https://twitter.com/momokunco
https://twitter.com/ThePeachyCo_
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/momokun
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Momokun
Instagram & Snapchat: mariahmallad, mmallad.jpg (formerly btsmomokun, xmariahmalladx), the ragdollranch (formerly mariahthecatlady, momoscats), peachycollective.co
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xmomokunx (Banned)
Camversity: https://www.camversity.com/MariahMallad/profile (Old, deleted)
Pornhub: https://www.pornhub.com/users/mariahmallad (Inactive)
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/momokuncosplay
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No. 900383

>>900382
she's no alpha around a man, you should know this nonnie. she's a total simp for lack of a better word around any dick that is willing to stick around

No. 900388

>>900314
Images you can smell

No. 900389

>>900382
Moo being an alpha is laughable. She's just loud and annoying. But whenever anyone even walks close to her she starts pissing her pants and waddles away

No. 900390

>>900382
What are you even going on about?

No. 900399

>>900390
… the video. you know, where we got these caps.



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No. 890025[Reply]

A new thread was overdue so decided to make one to chronicle the shenanigan's of the now second place Ostrenga sister. for unfamiliar farmers see https://lolcow.farm/kiki

previous thread >>>/pt/818510

last thread:
>Kiki continues on her quest to find love. recent conquests include:
>Hottie bugatti >>818572
>Some russian >>830001
>Sweater fag >>840038
>Drug dealer >>845927
>Cosmic cowboy >>848262
>White guy with dreadlocks >>851598
>Homeless surfer (more on him later) >>865088

>Writes and publishes a recipe e-book about how to put almond milk, an overpriced fruit and bananas in a blender. Page layout designs are new age geocites website level of busy >>826633

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No. 900370

>>897316
Sounds like she’s attracting fags, maybe they mistook her for a tranny

No. 900371

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Her parents are to blame for why keekz is a cum-dumpster & is a dumpster-fire of a human being living her bio-hazard type life.

No. 900373

>>899629
Biome nazis are a trend I didn’t expect. A bit late now keeks, you’ve swapped spit with just about every homeless junkie in LA.

No. 900374

>>899694
I genuinely think her pussy stinks irl. That’s the only feasible reason I can think of as to why so many dudes bounced almost immediately after porking her. Even if you’re as annoying and insufferable as keeks, most manwhores will at least put up with that shit for a while. Meanwhile Kaka got ghosted by like 5 different hookups in a month. That’s definitely not normal. Maybe she has an extremely grotesque looking vagina or butthole, but I’m leaning more towards the bad smell.

No. 900376

>>900337
Men literally fuck car exhausts, raw liver, livestock animals and newborn babies. Getting super gonorrhea from couch-surfing hobo scrotes looking for a free meal and place to crash for the night is NOT something to brag about.

These dudes would literally fuck an obese tranny landwhale with a mustache just to get a place to sleep.

I genuinely cannot believe how mentally stunted a woman must be to publicly brag about hooking up with smelly user loser tinder scrotes at 30 and posting creepshots of them all over her social media before they ghost her the next day.



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No. 897829[Reply]

The Basics:

>Vicky is a middle aged scratcher from Buttfuck Nowhere, Hicksville, Canada with an exhaustive recorded history of stealing deposits, cancelling appointments, and giving disastrous mangled tattoos to her clients. One of the reasons why this thread exists is to warn anyone who happens to Google her name prior to getting a tattoo from her.

>She is also a washed up “scene queen” who likes spending her free time reliving her glory days on MySpace by getting hammered and posting poorly shopped thirstpics and embarrassing videos on her various personal and “professional” social media accounts. She then posts the resulting DMs she gets from random horny old men and neckbeards, the sorts of DMs normal women ignore or are repulsed by, seemingly as proof of her desirability - despite, of course, being perpetually single for pretty much her entire adult life.
>Vicky exhibits a plethora of curious behaviours such as pretending to be British, pretending to be wealthy, pretending to be a super-fit ninja, pretending to be educated, pretending to be a model and pretending to be the one and only woman who likes/does "X", and of course, pretending to be unbothered by criticism.

Historical Milk:

>Jackie came with the MILK (tl;dr Victoria’s cat pissed all over her couch and Victoria was too broke to pay for it, she begged Jackie to stay at her place cause she can’t pay her bills, etc.) >>829023

>Vicky creates a new Instagram account for her tattoos, has hardly any followers and ends up making it private >>820656
>Continues to post egregiously shooped pics that are looking more and more like an overinflated sex doll with less and less resemblance to her actual self >>820676
>Despite being an award-winning Michelin star chef who has cooked for celebrities as far off as Timbuktu the only thing she seems capable of cooking are Yorkshire puddings (which would explain why she’s so fucking huge) >>820908
>Joins TikTok, looks fatter than ever >>821095
>Posts a video to “prove” her fake Versace bra is real >>821108
>Spergs incessantly about how she doesn’t want to be skinny, hard fucking cope for being a ham planet >>821012
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>>900365
The hell kind of kiss-blow is this?

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No. 900405

>>900379
wow, way to look like a 65-year-old Cher impersonator, 10/10, no notes



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No. 897638[Reply]

DO NOT COWTIP, THE COW DOES A PERFECTLY GOOD JOB OF MILKING ITSELF

JUNKIE BLOGPOSTING WILL RESULT IN A BAN, NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE SKINNIER THAN LUNA, GET A DAMN DIARY

Previous Thread: >>895458
Image Credit: >>897374

The Basics:

>Luna is a 26 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”

>Claims to have overdosed 5+ times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
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No. 900381

>>900360
>>900363

fucking kek can this be included in the next thread collage

No. 900385

>>900344
Riolu is so fucking easy to find and catch in this game kek. she’s even too lazy and entitled for video games. incredible.

and she’s so poor and homeless uwu but she’s willing to pay actual USD for a fucking Pokémon?

No. 900392

>>900363
i think she means to say that he looks like jesus nonnies

No. 900398

>>900362
kek anon I thought the same thing

No. 900401

>>900358
sober queen still browsing r/heroin. She's stopped whining about her psychiatrists/legal scripts/deadly anxiety too. It's obvious when she's actually taken a break from heroin and she's actively using rn.



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No. 898210[Reply]

Lillee Jean is a stunted unwashed "beauty guru" who has taken "fake it till you make it" to previously unseen levels. With over 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram, 11k (fake) followers on Twitter, and 10k (fake) subscribers on youtube, her pitiful engagement rate is propped up by bots, engagement pods, and "bob-vageen" foreign men with no idea who she is.
Lillee is best known for abusing copyright strikes to silence her many critics. LJ and her momager, Laur Trueman, have been on a multi-year "anti-bullying" rampage where they ruthlessly mock other people for their age, looks, socioeconomic status, and more, all for the crime of questioning Lillee.

Many dedicated Lillee critics have created callout videos and posts to expose her racist, dishonest, and absurd behaviour. However, Lillee and Laur remain convinced that this is all a conspiracy organized by one person out to get her.

CLASSIC MILK:
>Extremely stunted social development due to being removed from school around 13-14 years old. Does not appear to have a single friend IRL besides her helicopter mom.
>Is now 21 years old but legitimately plays with dolls
>speaks and writes in "attic pidgin", our affectionate name for her limited grasp of the English language (her only language)
>Claims to have a totally real, not-made-up boyfriend who is both a French diplomat and also a family friend since childhood. "Phillipe" (an incorrect spelling of the French name) seems to hop across continents, being either local or foreign depending on Lillee's convenience. Conflicting details about when they met suggest an inappropriate age gap (with a 23-year-old Pheepy asking out a 14-year-old Lillee). Her alleged boyfriend has no internet presence of his own, and has never been shown by Lillee, despite oversharing every other aspect of her life.
>Uses her "Jewish identity" to deflect all criticism as anti-Semitic, despite not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage
>Constantly exaggerating her status in the beauty community with fake PR
>Got caught running her own fan pages, many of which were racist caricatures of minorities. This included (alleged) POC claiming to hate their own dark skin and wishing to be pale like Lillee.
>Once posted a photoshopped image of herself over Katy Perry's body, claiming to have attended the Met Gala. Later backtracked and tried to pass it off as a fan-edited image.
>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab, created a custom lipstick colour (the point of their business, which anyone can do) and advertised it as an official collab, claiming that her fans could ask for "the Lillee Jean collection" in all Bite stores. Bite Beauty formally asked her to stop making this false claim.
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No. 900298

August of 2021 Laur said they’d moved out of the house >>849838

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she might get evicted tomorrow but she still has to stick it to the haters

No. 900359

>>900339
There's absolutely nothing behind those eyes.

No. 900403

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she was sharing posts on instagram at 4am

No. 900404

>>900339
The comic sans "queen" really brings the retardation of this post together.



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No. 804526[Reply]

New PT Thread, old thread (>>>/pt/361385) hit posting limit and it's been almost 2 months and no one has made a new one, so I guess I will

Previous thread developments

- Relationship with parents got worse
- Videos were posted publicly involving her breaking down/screaming at her parents
- Apparently threw something breakable/made of glass at her father and he needed medical attention
- Police may have been called but no charges made
- She left home and stayed in a hotel
- Like all co-dependent abusive relationships, she went back home and the cycle of abuse continues

New developments

- Just reposted her gofundme on her facebook asking for money to help her bills/move out
- Seems like literally nothing has changed
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No. 899656

>>899640
KEK anon

No. 899669

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No. 900026

>>899364
>Ashton
Sad, I was hoping she'd go for a weeb name.

No. 900093

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Is she suicide baiting or does she genuinely think she's dying?

No. 900102

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>>900093
unironically she is mentally ill, the type that makes her unable to live independently and unfortunately she lives with parents (i assume, unless it’s changed) who still for some reason think that at her big age all she needs to do is “grow up” and can go about a normal life when cosplay and cross dressing and whatever is probably the only thing keeping her somewhat grounded (enough to hold down jobs for a while anyway). Yes, she really thinks she’s dying, just like the really thinks she grew a dick out of her vagina or whatever and just like she believed she was part Japanese because of some wind chimes. It is crazy to me that anyone here still entertains the idea that she’s fine and capable of taking care of herself when she was literally shitting in the front lawn or whatever her mom said when she left the review for the psychiatrist years ago. I know she tends to do the sympathy posting but I think it’s just the only way she knows how to communicate because she really feels these things are true and no one believes her. Unlike someone like CWC who has the confidence to believe he’s a goddess and shit because of trolls pretending to believe him and people literally spending their lives obsessing over him and feeding into his delusions, she has just been beaten down with no friends, fake or not, no one is humoring her delusions(people are telling her how to “pass”, but not believing she’s actually turning male, which she hates), but also no one is really trying to help her. And she’s really too old for it to matter anyway, it’s probably a forgone hope that she will ever be better. Sorry for wall of text I just am kind of over seeing people posting incredulously like “wow, pixyteri crazy?!!” As if it hasn’t been known.



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No. 856100[Reply]

A thread to discuss Shane Dawson and all the milky YouTubers he hitches his wagon to, the ongoing Jeffree/Shane saga, Karmageddon as well as past and future projects. Previous series/collabs include:
>CONFRONTING MY HATER (Bobby Burns)
>SWITCHING LIVES WITH TRISHA PAYTAS
>EXPOSING A YOUTUBER - GRAV3YARDGIRL
>The Truth About Tana Mongeau
>$10 Million Celebrity Mansion for a Day (Kathy Griffin)
>The Secret World of Jeffree Star
>The Mind of Jake Paul
>Investigating Conspiracies (Brittani Louise Taylor)
>The Return of Eugenia Cooney
>The Beautiful World of Jeffree Star

Up & Coming:
>The Haunting of Shane Dawson

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No. 899439

Quick recap video of Shane recent horrifying Snapchat mania because no anon should have to go seek out the primary source material. Truly unfunny, fucked up stuff.

No. 899695

>>899439
Reminds me of the edgy lolrandom humor in his really old videos, guess he never really outgrew it

No. 899850

Shane's pet editor is getting more attention lol

No. 899901

>>899439
It’s bizarre that he’s still making off-color jokes like this after everything that’s happened. I knew he’d never really change, but he’s not even pretending anymore

No. 900386

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>>899901
Shane is fully-being-himself and letting it all hang out.



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No. 312257[Reply]

"I'm the nicest, caring-est person you'll ever fucking meet!" -Amy

A morbidly obese 29-year-old Youtube "star" from Kentucky.
She first started vlogging with her somehow even fatter sister,
Tammy, but these days it's pretty much all about Amy.

Her shit-quality content usually includes hauls of various
kinds of Walmart crap, awful makeup looks and reviews, disgusting storytimes,
and random bullshit that goes on in her filthy house.

While she basks in her glorious e-fame, she fails to realize that
people only follow her for the freakshow.

Some highlights:

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No. 898716

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on tammy's wedding registry

No. 898719

>>898716
link? I tried searching and the registry said there are no matches. Trying to cheat and type their names into the url directly didn't work either.

No. 898722

>>898719
sadly I've only seen this screenshot on reddit, currently trying to find the link as well.
https://www.reddit.com/r/1000lbsisters/comments/z1ko1t/tammy_slaton_got_a_lil_freak_in_her/

No. 898752

>>898604
Oh shit, she's actually looking a lot smaller. Good for her.

No. 898825

>>898716
If this is real, I am honestly in awe of the pure audacity.



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