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No. 366110[Reply]

If you don't have the material, time, or experience to make a new thread about a subject you want to discuss, use this thread to see if other farmers are interested in making and joining one.
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No. 426008

>>425746
why does lolita always attract these potato faced fatties?

No. 426080

>>426008
it makes them feel petite

No. 426126

>>398505
she is an amazing cow and is literally gonna become the next Luna. it is a tragedy she doesn't have a thread



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No. 396455[Reply]

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    No. 415881[Reply]

    Previous threads:
    >>>/pt/12332
    >>>/pt/20741
    >>>/pt/321974
    >>>/pt/400701

    Recently:
    >Dumped fantasy childbride Logan for 31-year-old questionably employed American couchboy Joshua Manning Bradley but claimed their break-up was mutual and their relationship was over by last October despite celebrating their anniversary in February
    >Blamed said break-up on Logan's "porn adiction" and the stress of the "hate sites" yet says they would have broken up sooner if not for the need to prove the "hate sites" wrong about their relationship
    >Became engaged to Josh nine days after initiating their online relationship in May
    >Inadvertently disclosed nine videos of their recorded video chats intended to be private which reveal Raven's shameless duplicity and Josh's volatile temper: In "Duh" Raven and Josh harassed his ex Claudia via phone and Facebook which included Raven impersonating Logan in a chat with her and Josh threatening violence towards her
    >Made the nine videos private but not before farmers had mirrored them at
    http://vid.me/ravensparks
    http://vid.me/rsparks
    >Parted ways with Logan and moved out of their shared house, he to live with his mom and she to stay with "a friend" (whom she previously identified as her ex Ryan Acid King) until she moves to the US in September to join Josh on his mom's couch in rural Saluda, South Carolina
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    No. 426146

    >>425870
    right? Who looks at their cat sleeping and thinks "I'll pose seductively in a swimsuit next to it"?? not creepy or highly inappropriate at all…

    No. 426151

    >>426146

    This bitch's entire life is one big photo op. Whether or not it is appropriate never occurs to her.

    No. 426171

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    Anyone notice the pic in the background? Is that her and her ex?

    No. 426172

    >>426171
    it looks like rayray and logan
    sage for not sure

    No. 426173

    >>426172
    I think you are right, it looks like the ones taken at their commitment ceremony where she wore that hideous white wig.



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    No. 426045[Reply]

    Previous thread >>> /pt/422661

    Last time on The Greg Parade:

    - CloggerBex returns home after accomplishing one shaving cream video and showing up in Gerg's livestreams. Her twitter suggests she won't be flown out again due to school and expenses, not that it matters because she's sad that Plainey shit-talked her on previous younow streams.

    - Lainey continues to dye her hair Billie's color, making pissy comments on her younows (bars pls!!!) about how she's not with Bex and totally not poly you guys, but she's a weeb now so pls submit fanfics and cosplay ideas. And she's vegan, and did she mention she hates weed?

    - Gerg suicides his channel by transitioning the main Onision channel with 2 million subs to paid-only, 50 cents a month. Some people's Google Play connected cards were autocharged, and Gerg's 13-year-old fanbase sobs in his comments about how their mom won't let them pay him. Gerg is unmoved, knowing he needs to get sweet cash before the IRS fucks him to the tune of up to $300,000.

    - A potential third trinity member, Ashlyn (macncheesefairy) appears. 18, vegan, and a visual clone of Billie, she's been getting plenty of Onion's attention on social media, but this isn't definite - Lain-boy has a new crush, but won't say who.

    - Drama youtuber TallVideos and conspiracy farmers suspect that Greg has three kids total: Troy, Cloey, and one from a previous partner or marriage, which would explain some of the age-inappropriate children's toys around the house better than Lainey's daddy kink. Delicious, but unconfirmed milk on this episode of Big Greg Goes To The City.

    Gregma:
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    No. 426166

    >>426161
    At a glance I thought they were the same people.

    No. 426167

    >>426161
    Jesus christ she's Billie's legitimate skin walker. The first picture is the exact same plus a fringe, down to the house panelling background. Poor Billie can't catch a break.

    No. 426168

    >>426152
    I can't stand this whole Lainey is a perfect little innocent pure beam of light and ray of net positivity on the world fragile smol bean.
    Grow up! There's nothing wrong with being sensitive or emotionally fragile, there is something wrong with expecting special treatment. An aspect of your temperament isn't a disability, nor is it something people need to make accommodations for.

    Also wearing ~~precious fragile smol bean~~ as a badge of honour is grating as fuck. We've all met that guy who describes himself as "a ladies man"/"life of the party"/"an amazing musician"/whatever when he is in fact none of those things. If that's who you are, don't say it with words, show it with actions.

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    >>426136
    they do, a lot of them have warping around the waist and arms


    I think the worst shoop job was that one body where they had a nice shape but a huge saggy stomach and edited their skin like a wannabe kpop star

    No. 426170

    >>426168
    This , I've noticed Plainey likes to compliment herself a lot:
    >I'm a pure smol bean with an open heart
    >When I love, I love with my whole being
    >I am an empath, so full of empathy
    >I'm very very kind
    >But mean people use me and that breaks my pure heart and causes anxiety~

    Meanwhile in reality:
    >Scoffs at anyone who doesn't kiss her ass and calls her perfect
    >Makes fun of people who tried helping her in the past
    >Uses female friends for her emotional issues and then ignores them later
    >Is totally okay with her husband pulling out shit like attacking girl with an eating disorder and many more fucked up things
    >Brings an underage girl to her house. Said girl is missing school because Lainey needs someone to listen to her bitching and emotional issues.
    >Pretends to be ~poly and bi~ while setting the worst example, making the whole poly community look even more scummy
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    No. 414017[Reply]

    Also known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420
    IG: https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/
    tumblr: https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/

    >previously also known as howl1996, junkhun and funeralhome420

    >21 yr old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief
    >Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
    >Refuses to get a job or do anything productive
    >Gets by acting like a lost soul online
    >Has every mental/physical illness under the sun
    >She started dating her 35 year old boyfriend before she was 18, calls him daddy
    >has a following of impressionable young girls who shes convinced to 'help her' during this 'tough time' in her life.
    >romanticizes the hell out of her nasty addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so
    >"i'm not trying to be courtney love!"
    >tries to be exactly like courtney love
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    No. 426039

    >>426036
    what's unclear? she's obviously been bad of being yelled at. tw.

    No. 426061

    sage for being a real faggot/blogging but man, i've "known" luna since 2012-2013 from following her tumblr, and seeing how she's turned out is nuts. when i followed her and interacted with her she was just a normal edgy teenage girl who liked burger records and had a qt gf she blogged about all the time. we talked a few times and she seemed totally normal and sweet and now she's just a fucking mess. i get that drugs do some wild shit to you but w o w. towards the beginning of these threads i thought it was funny but still hoped she could pull her life together, but at this point she's so toxic and narcissistic that i can't even comprehend. it's such an extreme change from who i knew her to be before.

    tl;dr drugs are bad y'all

    No. 426110

    >>426014
    Maybe she wanted to shave her coochie because of her ~sexual rebirth~

    No. 426150

    >>425999

    Luna does not deserve to see the ghost of Johnny Thunders. She deserves to have the ghost of GG Allin come poop on her.

    Not that she'd notice.

    No. 426165

    Don't fuck with daddy GG



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    No. 417225[Reply]

    Last thread >>396612

    >Dasha forgets the drama, rekindles friendships with old instahoe/adult film friends

    >Mina is banned from the U.S. for 6 months after being harassed by TSA for not having a return ticket
    >Edwin starts a charity fundraiser page begging his teen followers for $2000 to see Mina in the UK
    >Edwin and Mina act like cunts to fanbase when the issue of either seeking legit employment is addressed
    >Dasha has been frequently snapchatting with Simon
    >Cyr is nowhere to be found
    >Edwin refuses to find employment, continues to leech off his younger fans for money

    Cyr:
    https://twitter.com/cyr
    https://www.youtube.com/user/Cyr1216
    Edwin:
    https://twitter.com/SexyEdwin
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    No. 426141

    >>426135
    Eh, that's really nitpicky. Her eyebrows are really minor in comparison to everything else wrong with the bitch.

    >>426100
    Fucking agreed. They're all way too old to be acting like stunted kids.

    No. 426156

    >>425823
    What year was this even taken in ?

    No. 426159

    Those clothes look so cheap,Why is Mina soooo pressed about those fugly forever 21 shorts? none of that stuff looks particularly irreplaceable.
    Mina is just as obsessed if she is responding to any message she gets about EVIL DASHA & spending 5 minutes talking about her in a video, Theres nothing else happening in her life ? Why not talk about her shoots or any other thing going on?
    Also isn't it possible Mina's "fans" stir the shit to get her attention?

    No. 426160

    >>426159
    It's pretty creepy if someone is still holding on to your belongings and insta hoe clothing doesn't come cheap. She's probably gotten free shit from killstar or other edgy stores.

    I mean you could say it's petty but dasha is still retweeting her faithful minions and it's nearly been a year

    No. 426164

    >>426159

    If they are Mina's clothes, it's really fucking weird. Dasha has the strangest, most passive aggressive way of messing with people, so I wouldn't be surprised if it was intentional. But that Caroline girl is just as bad if it's true. After all, how would a conversation like even go? "Hey Caroline, put these on, I want to take some pictures to fuck with this British cunt."



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    No. 425446[Reply]

    Last thread: >>421206

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MomokunCosplay
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/mariahmallad
    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Momokun
    Instagram / Snapchat: mariahmallad

    Recent:
    - Redid her Yoko cosplay and went on a crying tirade how much effort she put into making the cosplay perfect. In other words she just re-styled the wig to make it even more inaccurate and remade the neckpiece while doing absolutely nothing else.
    - Apparently planning a hentai cosplay.
    - Did a Cindy cosplay and had a photoshoot at the beach despite the character not fitting in the scenario at all.
    - Did a shitty "adult Kanna" cosplay with just a wig and a generic cosplay lolita dress, vaguely let people know that she "made the outfit" while she got the dress from good old eBay
    - Tried to make people dogpile on a photographer she had a falling out with before, claimed to be because "he insulted her best friend Jessica" even though it's obvious the photographer dropped her due to her toxic personality.
    - Keeps gaining weight.

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    No. 426116

    >>426092
    That spatula hand…
    So intimate…

    Has she ever had sex with someone before because she doesn't seem to know what it looks like?

    No. 426119

    >>426116
    It's hard for her to see what sex looks like with a paper bag over her head.

    No. 426123

    >>426102
    Fuck off Matt stop derailing momo shit for attention.

    No. 426125

    >>426123
    >Dont think someone is bad anymore
    >must be them

    L O L

    No. 426133

    >>426125
    Stop this



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    No. 419492[Reply]

    https://www.lolcow.farm/kiki

    Kiki made her much waited YouTube comeback in the best Kiki style: late and poorly done.

    She's putting weekly videos that consist of nothing but the same recycled garbage of false positivity, boring vlogs, pointless Q&A's while hinting Taku had an awful secret, without really getting into detail, and not having a clue of the proper date of her first TV appearance as an actress.

    Previous thread: >>401819

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lilouvos/
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilouvos
    https://www.Twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal
    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/kikikanniballl
    IMDb: http://www.imdb.me/lilouvos
    Actors Access: https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/lilouvos
    Backstage: https://www.backstage.com/u/lilouvos/
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    No. 426103

    >>426054
    yeah it is definitely kiki, nobody gives a single fuck enough to make a fan page about those two, let alone some alleged latin foreigner with 9/10 posts in english with japanese hashtags

    No. 426108

    >>425765
    nah, i've seen comments of dak0lei on instagram and she/he speaks spanish very fluently I'm latina and I would say this account belongs to someone who lives in south america for the way she writes/speaks spanish

    No. 426115

    >>426103
    Literally no motive or reason someone would make such an account with such oddly specific post content and timing.

    No. 426120

    >>426108
    Yes, that person is pretty fluent, I don't think is kaka, that spanish is too good for her.

    No. 426124

    >>426108
    >>426120
    Yeah, I second that.

    >>426115
    Anon, who knows? stop this stupid tinfoil, that's not Kiki.



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    No. 418290[Reply]

    Previous thread: >>384956

    Miranda Ann Constable (Name confirmed with she tried to DMCA a vid.)

    Currently claiming to be Muslim which started as an attempt to bang Rodi (whom had no interest at all). Trapped in the lie at the moment.
    Only wears the hijab for the camera. Claims Saudi Arabia as her favorite country


    Twitter: https://twitter.com/kanadajin3
    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/kanadajin3
    2nd Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/doudemomira
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kanadajin3
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    No. 425752

    >>425678
    Sorry to disappoint you. I'm not the author of the video, I found it while searching for any news from our beloved Mira.
    And if you had read my comment more carefully, you would have noticed that I didn't find the video that funny but I had a good laugh with the subtitles.
    God, some of you people are so aggressive here.

    No. 425891

    New vid from Mira : Why you shouldn't become Japanese.

    This girl will never cease to amaze me.

    No. 426037

    >>425891
    this thumbnail is pretty spot on tho

    No. 426111

    >>425891
    Also, Japan legit does not care if you ~love the country~

    You just have to have a bureaucratic reason for changing citizenship (i.e. you want to be buried in your spouse's cemetery plot instead of having your body repatriated).

    Fucking moron.

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    >>425891
    Her left eye distracts me so much



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    No. 336817[Reply]

    New Vicky Thread

    Previous Thread: >>327539

    Vicky has been laying low recently since Kiwi shut her complaints down, but she still has time to make shit up about herself!

    For newbies:
    >29 year old tattoo scratcher who works out of her apartment, blames clients for poor aftercare when her inability to tattoo properly scars people's bodies
    >Former myspace scene queen with a very poor grasp of Photoshop and After Effects
    >Narcissistic attention whore who describes herself as a 'real life Final Fantasy character'
    >Can't talk about herself without making claims so outlandish only a total idiot would believe them
    >Claims to be well-versed in psychology, astronomy, quantum physics to name a few fields of study (despite never enrolling in post secondary education and/or never involving herself in groups dedicated to those fields)
    >Posts videos of herself flailing around with a dollar-store katana because she is a 'sword fighter'
    >(Poorly) fakes a British accent
    >Known on Lolcow for selfposting hundreds of times in her own thread, pretending to be people who know her irl
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    Her own photo vs. her own video vs. a candid. All recent. I like how the face just gradually gets more bloated. Can't even imagine seeing her in person.

    No. 425216

    I hate how this bitch looks like my favorite food, a burrito.

    Sage.

    No. 425420

    >>425174

    Vic is my favorite cow, I wish she was more active these days. It's so pathetic how different she tries to be from everyone else and has the hubris to humble brag about it. A lot of 14,15, 16 year olds do this but eventually grow out of it. Vic, bless her soul, is in her fucking 30s and still tries to hold on to how speshul and unique she is. I'm blown away by how many "special" attributes she spews out of her mouth weekly. I'm surprised she hasn't claimed to have synthesesia, chimerism or alexandria's genesis (kek).

    No. 425964

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BYCFs9JhiAL/

    Her laugh makes me want to die…and the editing triggered me. Help. ):

    No. 426106

    >>425964
    Oh dear god her square ham body lol.



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