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No. 519998[Reply]

The old thread is almost full, so I'm taking this opportunity to start the next installment off with an announcement.

I'd like to address the complaints regarding the infighting and nitpicking in the past threads. While investigating some of the most active posters in order to combat their evasion of priorly issued bans, we stumbled upon one particularly committed poster who turned out to be none less than Dasha herself. We are certain that it's her for multiple reasons. Without going too deeply into the technical details of tying these posts to her, all of the following conditions applied to all of the many different IPs found to be her:

- her correct geolocation
- using three different iPhones (Dasha is known to have two, Cyr has another) and the browsers shown in her vlogs
- little typing quirks that lined up with tweets and other messages posted on her social media
- English language mistakes that are typical for native German speakers
- an intense vendetta against Mina while praising Dasha, posting a lot of 'inside' knowledge without providing proof, but as if she were personally involved
- active posting times correlated with her twitter activity

We have marked all of Dasha's known posts with the little drawing shown on the left. Much thanks to the staff member who came up with it!

You can read the entirety of Dasha's known post history here. The deleted file you'll find a placeholder for was an attempt of Dasha's to post a photo of Mina's passport to lolcow.

Please note: We are also aware of a different user who has been banned multiple times. They have been accused of being Dasha by other users, but despite a similar location, this user is NOT the same user we have concluded to be Dasha. Aside from the stark difference in post content, there is enough evidence including technical data for us to be absolutely certain that they are two different users. If you want to read more about our methods, please refer to https://lolcow.farm/kiki. We have been observing this thread for a long time and made sure to be absolutely certain before outing her. User outings are taken very seriously and are only executed in cases of severe rule violations.
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No. 523498

If she does that i swear to god
I may be an ass but i really want all of us to colectivly bully her like she did to mina until people realize who she is,if nothing changes from this and she doesnt own up to anything
Bully the bully kind of seems like cosmic justice for her

No. 523524

According to Edwin’s ig story, the first part of the video will be up tomorrow. Putin will probably be deactivating and changing her username sometime today or tomorrow. Kek

No. 523542

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Was looking at random online stores and found her ugly mug "modeling" among the product pictures on mixxmix. Look at how cute and marketable the real model looks in comparison.

To be fair the site seems to have added Dasha's pic off instagram to be like "look at this famous insta thot wearing our shit fam buy our shit" but it still grossed me out to see her. Wtf are those temporary tattoos?

The two-part video was a mistake. The constant advertising was a mistake. I'm all for profiting off Dasha's awfulness but he's sacrificing impact for milking $$$, which makes it easier for Dasha to slither out of this one as she always does.

He should have done one video, dropped it without any bullshit hype building, and provided timestamps in the description for easy navigation. Make it accessible af so more people are exposed to her bullshit.

Instead I predict we will get a rambly video with cringy editing and repetitive content. Also going to go ahead and assume he'll focus more on how he feels rather than what Dasha has done. He supposedly has receipts which is great but how you present the receipts matter about as much as what's in them. Edwin isn't the right person for this kinda tea spillage.

I'd be delighted to be wrong about this but this faggot is not very bright and I doubt he has his heart in the right place.

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No. 486300[Reply]

If you don't have the material, time, or experience to make a new thread about a subject you want to discuss, use this thread to see if other farmers are interested in making and joining one.

Previous thread: >>>/pt/366110
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No. 522817


dunno, wouldn't put it past her to break up and still try to scam people for gifts. could be bait. in any case, i suggest we keep her thread dead. she's gonna have to make a bigger splash if she wants our attention.

No. 522861


Raven thread OP anon here. She took down her wedding page and Amazon gift registry during the week following her goodbye video. I check her remaining public pages regularly.

No. 523186

Sounds like the breakup already, but she needs to make a re-emergence in some form, I reckon? What do you think?

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No. 522648[Reply]

Previous Thread: >>>/pt/518201
Onion Thread Archives: >>>/pt/511709

Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregma/Gurgles/Lainey's Gay Husband (abbreviated to LGH)/Shreg/Ogreg is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/Taylor/Lainey/Plainey/Doormat/Greg's Straight Wife (abbreviated to GSW), is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.

On the last episode:
>Swamp Prom arrived. "Lainey spent almost a month gearing up for this, and Shreg behaves like a complete retard and shits all over it." >>518481
>A 17-year-old transgender youtuber, Kalvin Garrah, was suggested by a fan to make a video about how Lainey is a transtrender. Lainey proceeds to cry and reee into her discord while Ogreg makes a video white-knighting her out of fear >>518707 and >>518866
>Lots of tweets by Lainey and her fans ensue where they bully Kalvin into not making the vid. We are unsure if he is still going through with it.
>Ogreg tweets how hot he thinks one of his patrons is (who happens to look strangely like Onion) and immediately deletes it >>519080
>Lainey is bad at makeup >>519340
>Anons find out that Greg still wears the clothes he and Plainey put on Poshmark for skits before they're sold. >>520327
>Onion proclaims yet again in a video he is happy (because he has a truck) >>521125 but not for long….
>….since Onion went on a narc rage on twitter a couple hours ago. Lots of tweets being deleted, fun stuff >>522492

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No. 523562

Oh no. I didn't think he could get more irritating but if he's somehow stumbled upon the world of "logical fallacies" I might lose my mind.
He isn't anywhere smart enough to use any of them correctly in an argument.

No. 523563

lmao i always think it looks like he's jason returned to camp crystal lake to avenge his mother but maybe he's jerking it too what with shreg's weird oedipal complex with his mom.

No. 523564

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Yeah, it won’t work on Safari either. Works fine on the app for me though.

No. 523565

just checked on my phone and my pc, unfortunately his twitter appears not to have been banned. tbh it's pretty ridiculous that he hasn't at least gotten suspended when some of my friends have gotten suspended just for making jokes about their mental health; this fucko is telling 14 year olds to kill themselves and that's fine tho?

No. 523567

"He just threw me a prom and it was so romantic!!"

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No. 522088[Reply]

First thread: First >>>/snow/93507
Previous thread: >>518603

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MomokunCosplay

Twitter: N/A, banned x2

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Momokun

Instagram & Snapchat: mariahmallad, xmariahmalladx

Twitch: https://go.twitch.tv/mariahmallad

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No. 523520

She could have used the platter prop she had for her other waitress. She could have at least looked somewhat on character then
I don't think Lucoa has ever done a peace sign, so she just looks overstuffed, hunched and out of character

No. 523522

Apparently Semiramis

No. 523523

she “didn’t have time” to make the waitress tray the first time so she borrowed someone else’s for that….she’s super busy anon

No. 523526

Shadae Akemii or whatever. Just a minor costhot who looks like a man in the face. She knows what Moo has done and still tries to kiss up to her because she wants to ride on their "fame"

No. 523566

Awesome, can't wait to see Moo's epic back tiddies in her new too-tight corset today! Beauty is pain, Moo!

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No. 521479[Reply]

-Crack Confidence Edition-

Also known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420
IG: https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/
tumblrs: http://www.funeral1996.tumblr.com [new]
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [old]

>previously also known as howl1996, junkhun and funeralhome420

>22 yr old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive
>Gets by acting like a lost soul online
>Has every mental/physical illness under the sun
>She started dating her 35 year old boyfriend before she was 18, calls him daddy
>has a following of impressionable young girls who shes convinced to 'help her' during this 'tough time' in her life.
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No. 523464

She probably gave herself rug burn to pretend she was on her knees giving Ole Cheese Dick a blowjob or something.

No. 523485

He looks… slightly less revolting here? Like don’t get me wrong, he’s still unattractive but it really goes to show how rough they both got since they started using together, oof. I forgot they both used to look.. alive.

No. 523486

It's like an Easter Island statue and Smeagol had a baby.

No. 523487

Are you kidding, anon. He looks like a reptilian wearing someone's skin to blend in.

No. 523519

Now she started selling nudes, I wonder how far she'll go for money.

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No. 513635[Reply]

The latest drama:
Venus, under the care of a new therapist, decided to come clean with her fans and reveal that she did indeed have a gastric sleeve procedure in Korea in May 2016 >>508494
Video summary:
>>she gained weight when she moved in with Manaki and didn’t have a food nazi around any more
>>Manaki expressed concern over her binging and then starving for days when she first moved in (guess Margo never told her that's not normal)
>>she felt "unwanted" at the time, thought she'd be happier if she was thin
>>WLS was performed by Dr. Sehoon Kang, Venus contacted him in 2016 after moving to Japan
>>Part of intestine was cut out, stomach stapled, gallbladder & appendix removed for unknown reasons
>>Food 'fell' into stapled-off part of stomach due to pulled internal stitches & caused vomiting (couldn't be passed through digestive system)
>Was in hospital bc she was only 88 lbs / fatigued / heart issues / generally malnourished & vomiting 10-15x a day
>>Didn't tell them she had weight loss surgery
>>Fix was either remove the stapled part of stomach or attach colon to stapled part of stomach; opted for colon repair after self-reflection
>>Said she was binge-eating a lot more after running away from home
>>Got an infection after the initial WLS

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No. 523470

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their certificates do look nothing like that piece of trash she is holding in her hands.

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No. 523475

The AchologyAcademy for Modern Applied Psychology is different from these other courses though. It’s something this Life Coach guy just started and it’s brand new. Marge volunteered to be one of their testers back in Feb.

If they give out certificates of completion for their $9.99 online courses I’m sure they also hand out certificates to the graduates of their “Academy.” And big shiny gold medals too, I bet.

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only if that person is equally stupid as her whole fanbase

Kek. I can picture margrot rubbing together her little sausage hands after signing up, planning the next stalking tour to hypnotize her former cash cow and take her back to her smelly goshiwon room

I think anon meant this course >>523449 not the clinical psychology one, but yeah seems like both courses definitely aren't from the same school

No. 523480

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They’re not from the same school, first there’s no “school.” It’s two different things from the same guy, this life coach/trainer guy. There’s the online courses he’s been selling for awhile now and then there’s this brand new online “Academy” he just started up. That’s what marge volunteered to be a part of in Feb. and what I suspect is where she got her recent “certificate” from.

Here’s where they announced their brand new online “Academy”on Twitter in Dec. 2017 and asked for volunteer testers.


Marge signed on in Feb. this year.

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No. 512412[Reply]

Last Thread : >>485956
The lack of work and social life , as well as being painfully single has left Vicky with nothing to do but spend all her time on social media and lolcow while drinking alone and taking photos with self timer which are marked as "Frankie photography". This has resulted in a slew of angry outbursts and outlandish claims , which are usually followed by posts about how totally unbothered she is. She has also been doxxing and harassing random women, insisting they have been stalking her for years , are copying her and/or are mad that their boyfriends are hitting on her because she just can not cope with the fact that a multitude of people are laughing at her. Her fan base has dwindled down to a handful of alt right neckbeards which she is desperately pandering to with some new edgelord personality. She is also relentlessly battling bullying by telling people to kill themselves, that she wishes she could beat them up and being condescending any chance she gets.
>30 year old tattoo scratcher who works out of her apartment, blames clients for poor aftercare when her inability to tattoo properly scars people's bodies
>Former myspace scene queen with a very poor grasp of Photoshop and After Effects
>Narcissistic attention whore who describes herself as a 'real life Final Fantasy character'
>Can't talk about herself without making claims so outlandish only a total idiot would believe them
>Claims to be well-versed in psychology, astronomy, quantum physics to name a few fields of study (despite never enrolling in post secondary education and/or never involving herself in groups dedicated to those fields)
>Posts videos of herself flailing around with a dollar-store katana because she is a 'sword fighter'
>(Poorly) fakes a British accent
>Known on Lolcow for selfposting hundreds of times in her own thread, pretending to be people who know her irl
>Tried to DMCA lolcow and kiwi, claimed the Attorney General of Canada had to be involved

All images property of Victoria Shingleton. All use of images constitutes copyright fair use, e.g. for purposes of critique or parody. Image sources:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VictoriaBellaMorteOfficial/
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No. 522869


even if shes doing it via email or messenger, theres no reason why she cant use the search function to find the convos with said person

shes just utterly incompetent

No. 523110

can't tell if she's just this incompetent or making up clients again. that dude should just book another artist, he's not missing out on anything from her.

No. 523112

It does sound made up like why wouldn't you at least take a surname, I know she's incompetent but how would you only have a first name and I swear she's said this before right?

No. 523418

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How quick will she delete this comment?

No. 523454

yup, she posted a similar status about having someone booked but there was no last name. like, i don't know any tattoo artist that doesn't have a number or email to contact a client with.

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No. 312257[Reply]

"I'm the nicest, caring-est person you'll ever fucking meet!" -Amy

A morbidly obese 29-year-old Youtube "star" from Kentucky.
She first started vlogging with her somehow even fatter sister,
Tammy, but these days it's pretty much all about Amy.

Her shit-quality content usually includes hauls of various
kinds of Walmart crap, awful makeup looks and reviews, disgusting storytimes,
and random bullshit that goes on in her filthy house.

While she basks in her glorious e-fame, she fails to realize that
people only follow her for the freakshow.

Some highlights:

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No. 509369

If everybody on earth lived the way she does, in terms of both food consumption and garbage/waste, what would the environmental impact be?

No. 509372

Ever seen Wall-E?

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No. 523349

Tammy best Slaton. Her voice is oddly cute too.

Wonder how chafed Amy is gonna get over the attention and gifts Tammy will eventually get.

No. 523353

i am fucking hype for tam fam
i hope she has dirt on amy

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No. 189273[Reply]

She was pretty lulzy back in her kota clone/photoshopping days but now she is a full on SJW twat. She is super racist, homophobic and Pro Donald Trump. This girl forgets her parents are immigrants. Even Charms hates her guts.

Her tumblr is really fucking stupid.

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No. 347410


youre so stupid on here lol enjoy your kebab dicks(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 432561

Did she vanish from the Internet too? Dammit, all the good snowflakes are dying off.

No. 432676

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Looks like it. Not a big loss tbh, she was boring.

No. 478112

i'm 2 years late to this girl in general and politically neutral but i hate when people try to emulate 4chan on here when really this is just a guru gossip-esque imageboard centered around degerenate e-celebs. it's so cringey when one second we're picking apart bad shoops and then another second someone posts a pepe and "welcome to 4chan kid :^)" type posts.

No. 523137

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Just found this old gem(necro)

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No. 518201[Reply]

Thread image courtesy of >>514923 and >>517761
Previous Thread: >>>/pt/514751
Onion Thread Archives: >>>/pt/511709
Archive of Reapers Creek, Onion's New Shitty Book: >>514429

Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregma/Gurgles/Lainey's Gay Husband (abbreviated to LGH)/Shreg/Ogreg is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/Taylor/Lainey/Plainey/Doormat/Greg's Straight Wife (abbreviated to GSW), is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.

>Shreg shaved his hair off entirely, after dozens of failed hair-dying attempts. It was even funnier than anyone could have imagined >>514923
>One of Shreg's patrons commented with genuine concern that he looked like a school shooter now, which Shreg tactfully dismisses by publicly shaming the comment on his twitter
>Shreg continues to make short videos where he screams and commits suicide
>He also posted "I'm a fool in a world full of sharks." >>516302
>Lainey finally made her "10 Things I Love About Onision" with passive-aggressive skits against Ogreg. It's legit funny and also confirms the abuse Lainey lets her kids accept >>515568
>Onion posts his reaction to Lainey's vid. His high-pitched fake laugh is a dead giveaway that he was really bothered by the points brought up, given his regular laugh is not as squeal-y >>516179
>As Lainey's video predicted, Onion immediately started posting depressive tweets. Anon put it nicely as, "My Wife Made Me Suicidal: I Can't Take a Joke"
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No. 522785


Greg and Plainey have probably never even heard of The Cure. He should love Robert Smith another Taurus for Lainey to be jealous of

No. 522866

Why does he look like a girl more than Lainey does?

No. 522871

That's so pathetic.

No. 522900

New video up where he mocks mental illness and sneaks in another suicide joke. Please don’t ever change Greg, you insufferable fucktard.

No. 522901


The new thread is literally right beneath this one. Stop replying to an old thread.

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