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No. 856100
A thread to discuss Shane Dawson and all the milky YouTubers he hitches his wagon to, the ongoing Jeffree/Shane saga, Karmageddon as well as past and future projects. Previous series/collabs include:
>CONFRONTING MY HATER (Bobby Burns)>SWITCHING LIVES WITH TRISHA PAYTAS>EXPOSING A YOUTUBER - GRAV3YARDGIRL>The Truth About Tana Mongeau>$10 Million Celebrity Mansion for a Day (Kathy Griffin)>The Secret World of Jeffree Star>The Mind of Jake Paul>Investigating Conspiracies (Brittani Louise Taylor)>The Return of Eugenia Cooney>The Beautiful World of Jeffree StarUp & Coming:
>The Haunting of Shane DawsonRequired Reading/Viewing:
>Shane Dawson sexualizing young children thread: https://twitter.com/belugasong/status/1276465876607229952>A comprehensive list of Jeffree Star's many controversies: https://tinyurl.com/y6fqpkg9>Karmageddon summary: https://tinyurl.com/ydesyz6g>The Bye Sister/Karmageddon Character sheet: https://tinyurl.com/y6wlzrcc>D'Angelo Wallace's video on Shane Dawson's problematic past https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6cM36Cm27U (Re-upload)Recently:
>Jeffree moves to Wyoming and larps as a yak rancher>Trisha and Shane's friendship is over >Jeffree launches various palettes that struggle to sell >Jeffree's products are appearing in Nordstorm Rack>Shane and Ryland move to Colorado>Shane is officially back in YouTube with a new video series exploring haunted locations Shane Dawson's Crew/Additional Collaborators:
>Jeffree Star: Scary cosmetic alien, horrible person (https://twitter.com/JeffreeStar)>Ryland Adams: Fiancé (https://twitter.com/Ryland_Adams)>Morgan Adams: Fiancé's sister (https://twitter.com/_morganadams_)>Chris Station: New videographer (https://twitter.com/ChrisBstation)>Kati Morton: Questionable therapist (https://twitter.com/KatiMorton)Twitter:
https://twitter.com/shanedawsonYoutube: youtube.com/shane
Instagram: @shanedawson
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Reposting from last thread:
>Episode is about "where [they're] at as a couple"
>Lots of "what if we broke up" talk, Shane thinks that Ryland's family would "choose him [Shane]" if they broke up
>Ryland: "I am nothing without Shane"
>Shane wants to get dark, says he think it would be funny if he read his suicide notes on the podcast
>Ryland shocked that Shane has written suicide notes, v awkward
>Lizze quickly tries hard to normalize it, she wrote her first suicide note at age 4
>Ryland clutching his tummy and looking uncomfy through all the suicide talk
>Shane was actively suicidal 6 months ago ("Googling plans for how to do it")
>Ryland was staying up late to make sure he didn't die
>"It gets better", blah blah, "this is why we moved to Colorado"
>Shane talks about his OCD, worried people will think he's "bragging about it"
>Ryland mad Shane won't wear an engagement ring - has bought him 5 rings to try and find one that fits
>Shane: Back around Tanacon, he started to relapse into disordered eating, skin picking, and hearing an intrusive voice in his head (obsessive thoughts - "If you pick that drink, Ryland will die today")
>Shane's compulsive rituals: praying, making a cross on his forehead
>Been in therapy 2 years for OCD
>Ryland awkwardly interrupts Shane to have him close the window blinds behind him
>Shane points out that this type of sudden subject change is common for Ryland when Shane tries to talk about mental health
>Everyone teasing Ryland for trying to end the mental health conversation and dismissing Shane
>Shane joking about getting with Chris (new cameraman) bc he's more emotionally sensitive
>Ryland gets very shrill/defensive: "You two would just fall into a hole of depression together!!"
>Nervous laughter, bickering - Ryland still clutching his stomach nervously
>Ryland: "For the most part, we have a healthy relationship though"
>Shane calls Ryland out for doing damage control, trying to backtrack from his blinds interruption
>Ryland: "Well you were all just laughing like hyenas for me asking to close the blinds!!" - Again, super shrill & defensive
>Topic switching to how the new house is haunted
>Shane feels "an angel stepping on his chest" in the basement
>Shane had a dream that Ryland is dying from a stomach disease
>Ryland shat blood this morning, so Shane takes this to mean that his dream is coming true (wtf)
>Ryland says "If it happens again, I'll go to the doctor"
>Shane wants to make horror movies, has 2 scripts written already
>Shane worries he's ruined the lives of everyone one associated with him (lol)
>Shane gets in one last flirty comment towards Chris about wanting to "jack him off". The End.
No. 856114
I seen the Imallexx review of Shanes new video. Strange that Alex says that he relates to Shane regarding how your friends react when you fuck up, because Shanes "friends" mainly have to worry about Shane fucking over himself whereas Alex's friends have to worry about Alex randomly trying to spearhead sex abuse allegations against them… oh wait
>>856101>Shane thinks that Ryland's family would "choose him [Shane]" if they broke up>Ryland: "I am nothing without Shane"What the fuck is this dynamic?
>Shane wants to get alpacas and a cow and a pig "Jeffree Star please be my friend again, lets be farmer besties"
No. 856327
>>856309who would want to have an affair or even hook up with Shane, though? he’s a complete mess both physically and mentally
it would have to be a clout chaser or golddigger
No. 856417
>>856102I don't even like Ryland but Shane sounds
abusive as fuck. I bet when he has his tantrums he throws shit and knocks his twink around. Also flirting with the new camera guy and not wearing his ring? Honey thats a cheater right there
No. 856428
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No. 856454
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Same fag
https://web.archive.org/web/20121218045209/http://dailybooth.com/shanedawson/27442311This is one of the tamer ones but found out why Edwin Costa won't make a video on Shane. Because he was stan when Shane was getting children to undress for him
No. 856546
>>856114>What the fuck is this dynamic?Power abuse dynamic. Shane has all the cards in the relationship, he has the money and the following. He's able to get Ryland's family on his side because he's "charismatic" and probably gives them gifts and shares his lifestyle with them.
Don't always feel bad for Ryland but its pretty clear there is emotional abuse going on and Shane is manipulative af to everyone in that family.
No. 856653
Second part of the new video series, Haunted Theories with Shane Dawson:
>Morgan and Ryland are talking about the apparition of the ghost of a 12 year old girl who died near a bridge in Colorado
>Shane, Ryland and Chris visit Ryland's parents
>Ryland's dad talks about a Tiktok phenomena of zoomers trashing bathrooms and recording it
>Everyone gathers around in the living room. Shane asks if they think if moving back to Colorado was a good idea or a mistake. Ryland's dad is delighted that they are here and says that California is toxic.
>They tell some scary stories. Ryland's grandma mentions feeling her deceased ex-husband's presence in the house once. His dad talks about Cheesman Park closing because there was too many crazy things happening at night. His mom adds that people have seen spirits there, but she hasn't personally felt anything weird.
>Random clips of news reports and youtubers talking about Cheesman Park with spooky music.
>Apparently Cheesman Park was built on top of a burial place. When it rains, it can bring up bones. They moved the most important people, but they left the criminals and poor people behind. The contractor was charging the families to move their loved ones, but some couldn't afford to move them, so they moved some body parts and left others behind.
>There is a weird clip of a baby crawling on the park in broad daylight with scary sound effects.
>All of this is intercut with clips of Shane putting his hand on his mouth and looking afraid.
>Shane and Ryland talk about going ghost hunting to Third Bridge at night. There is a disclaimer warning viewers to not visit it, especially at night.
>Shane, Morgan, Ryland and Chris go to the basement. We see clips of a medium talking about Shane being haunted by a man who looks like a cowboy that wears a long trench coat.
>More clips of influencers, news reports, etc. talking about Third Bridge with spooky music.
>Apparently Third Bridge was the site of a massacre and a ghost of a woman wearing a white gown can be seen at night.
>Morgan tells them a story of a group of teenagers in a car that had an accident and died in the bridge.
>Ryland and Morgan say that they everyone used to go to Third Bridge to make out. It's a popular place where teenagers feel rebellious.
>Morgan says that she did more research on history of the area around Third Bridge. Apparently in 1800s, Governor Evans did not like the Native Americans who lived there. So he killed a white family, scalped the wife and kids and shot the husband. He framed the Native Americans and that gave him the excuse he needed to allow his soldiers to kill them as revenge.
>Supposedly you can hear horses and drums if you go to Third Bridge.
>There is around 20 houses currently in the area and there has been strange deaths.
>Morgan says that she once went on a date with someone on that bridge and there was someone following them. Every time Morgan and his date stopped, the other car would turn off their headlights.
>Shane asks if this is a bad idea that he is going there because he is just a white man who wants to see spooky stuff. They all laugh.
>Ryland says that when he used to date girls, he used to take his dates to Third Bridge all the time. There is no phone reception, they would get scared and would make out with him.
>Morgan says that she sometimes gets scared of going out because there are so many tragedies in Colorado like the Chris Watts stuff (he killed his pregnant wife and kids and put them inside of oil tanks). Shane says "n-no, I was just excited to get out into the world".
>Shane asks Chris if he has had ghost experiences. He says not really, but maybe tonight.
>We are back upstairs. Ryland's mom says that she took Morgan to Third Bridge for Halloween to see what the fuss was all about. She just remembers walking a lot, but doesn't remember anything happening.
>Shane is looking at his phone. Chris asks him if he thinks he will see something there tonight. Shane answers: "oh, 100% because things follow me". Cue in spooky music.
>Ryland adds what things follow him… ghosts, demons, him…
>Morgan interrupts and says "hey, did you know that the annoying orange is back?"
>They are getting ready to go out. Ryland says "we'll miss you, grandma" and she responds "i'll be seeing you". Shane adds "…in the afterlife". Ryland gets offended and Shane says "what?"
>Ryland's grandma says that she is happy they are doing this and Shane answers "thanks, I hope I don't die".
>They show some clips for the last episode of them in Third Bridge with, you guessed it, spooky music!
>The phrase "BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR" appear on screen in red letters with a black background.
>It ends with a cute scene of Ryland talking about moving back to his hometown is a step backwards in his career. Then his family talk about country singers talk about all the time. His dad makes a random joke and they all laugh.
The video has 1.5M views with 119K likes and 8.4K dislikes.
No. 856655
>>856653 His first ep was so boring, I went back and watched a few eps of his older ‘documentary series’ and they are shocking how did they even get any views and a cult following saying he needs a Netflix show. It literally just him going me me me pig pig me dirty inappropriate joke ops scary music me me me
There nothing at all worthy in these videos same with the new ones it’s just a very long filler ep where one tiny thing happens and they talk about it dramatically for 40 mins boring
No. 856784
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>>856739Remember when they kissed? lol
No. 856795
>>856417I can't imagine Shane having the balls to beat Ryland. He might throw shit and yell but knocking the twink around like Chris Brown in the spousal abuse Olympics is just not happening
>>856527Oh fuck, I didn't even notice that. I always had kind of a soft spot for Garrett so I'm still subscribed to him just to check, and it never actually occured to me that him and Andrew branched off together.
A lot of people focus on the relationship between Drew and Shane but I'm curious about what things are like between Garrett and Drew. They don't seem to acknowledge eachother (which isn't fully surprising since Garrett would participate in Drews "abuse" by Shane during the Spooky Boys era) but I'd love to know if they even still think about eachother
No. 856800
>>856417He flirted loads with Andrew too and he dated Garett. Funny that Andrew and Garett stuck together and now Shane has a new camera person to flirt and evoke envy from Ryland.
Gays are so messy.
No. 856997
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>>856798Shane just cant keep it in his smelly pants, he groped multiple friends and fans while with Ryland and Lisa.
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>>856997I'm sure there is a joke to it but the "acting like you're so passionately into someone while standing next your partner"- thing is so incredibly strange I have trouble wrapping my head around it. It does not seem like Ryland is in on the joke at all.
No. 858013
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Jeffree's products don't get as much hype as they used to. This was launched Oct 15 and today was the first time that I heard someone mention it.
Btw Shane's mini controversy palette, Cremated and Blood Sugar are sold in the Mystery boxes. I am surprised that he would include Blood Sugar there.
No. 858037
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this is so ugly and outdated
No. 858157
>>857955I'm sick and off work tomorrow so expect a summary then.
>don’t wanna watch someone react for 30+ minsYou know that's all it's gonna be, anon. "EW!" "OH MY GOD!!!"
No. 858210
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Forget Jefree's stuff being discounted in mall stores, his junk is available on Wish - including the Conspiracy matchup with Shane selling for 18 bucks.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 858274
>>858210nonnie, none of the "name brands" on Wish and similar Chinse websites are real. They are all knock-offs with very questionable ingredients. I remember seeing an undercover video where someone bought knock-off Kylie Cosmetics makeup and did actual lab tests on it and found a shit ton of harmful stuff in it.
With that being said, don't buy ANY kind of makeup off of those websites, it is all bad and you are really risking your health if you do.
No. 858431
>>858397>kids near shaneThere's so many things wrongs with that. So many. He's going to do the same thing he did to his cat to them. I don't trust this man with kids. Even if he didn't have pedo accusations he's someone who bullies, makes fun of, and projects his own insecurities and mental illnesses onto others. He's gong to fuck these kids up some way or another and I hope they don't let him adopt or take the child away.
Like, any youtuber having kids is troublesome already. Shane and Ryland… they just aren't meant to be parents no matter how much they want a kid.
No. 858432
>>858397Imagine having a faggot dad that would do anything for fame and money including showing his ass online or dating disgusting pieces of shit and another faggot dad who is also a stinky unwashed obese as fuck pedophile who LOVES collecting piss bottles
No kid should go through this.
No. 858441
>>857824>>858157Third and final part of this nonsense, sorry if it's too long:
>Starts with Blair Witch-ass warnings and disclaimers>Preparation bullshit with Morgan, Ryland's mom.>Morgan out of nowhere "Mom keeps accusing me of being a lesbian, why do you think that I'm gay??">Morgan's mom thought that Morgan's video "Am I Lesbian?" was her coming out.>Morgan wants to marry a man with "financial knowledge", bc women married to accountants are "the happiest" (so the gold-digging is genetic then)>Morgan found "demon stick" in trees near her house, they freak out about it ("It looks like something you brand people with") - just looks like tree-cutting equipment>Morgan found "Jesus sports cards" during her house renovation>Chris (new cameraman) every 2 seconds: "I'm gonna die, this is so scary">Random spliced clips from ghost hunter Youtubers, saying to pray if you feel ghostly presence>More random clips from news/youtubers re: the haunted bridge>Extended unfunny messing around at Morgan's torn up, WIP house renovation. >Blinding themselves with headlamps, so much "wow-ing" and forced laughter>15 mins in and they are finally headed to haunted bridge>See dead deer on road and think this is a "sign". Imagine thinking roadkill in a rural area means something.>More splicing of YT ghost hunter talking about the haunted bridge with random photos of an abandoned house>Ryland going 30mph on 50mph road because it's "too rough" >Ryland: "The weeds are unkept and scary" (For someone who grew up out here why is he being such a baby?)>Morgan tries to reign in the spooky talk and says "we're here to honor the dead Native Americans">Shane: "Why is there even a bridge? Isn't it flat land?">They stop but Morgan thinks it's the wrong bridge, confusion about where to go>25 mins in and we are still not at the actual bridge>Chris's camera battery dies - cue clips about how ghosts "draw energy" from batteries>They see a few others cars parked near the bridge, this is basically a tourist attraction. >Out at the haunted bridge they meet group of kids using a Ouija board>Equipment starts "gOiNg nUtS">Green light with annoying noise is going off, they use that to ask the spirit "if you want us to leave turn off the noise" - it does turn off>"Holy Shit!!!">Lots of boring milling around before deciding to go down under/next to the bridge>They go straight back to the car bc there were other people under the bridge>Look at instant photos Morgan took outside, there are ORBS>Strangers from under the bridge run out screaming to back to their own car>Someone keeps farting but they blame it out how ghosts can cause sulfurous smells >Suddenly cuts to them back at home talking about how "nothing happened">But now they're back out again? This is confusingly edited.>Going back under the bridge, there's lots of graffiti ("so spooky")>Shane: "I should have stayed off youtube, I'm too old for this shit" as he stumbles down the hill near the bridge>Shane trying to get over barbwire fence that Ryland deftly jumped over, he gives up.>Ryland takes the lead, bc Shane can't get down under the bridge lol>Shane fully falls down the hill, sadly not on camera ("It's really slippery right here!!")>Shane very scared about how agile Ryland is, like him jumping ~3 feet down from the bridge. Ryland get lil scratch, Shane VERY scared about this.>There's a weird recurring typo in the dialogue subtitles where Ryland's name is written as Ryan. Does Chris not know his name?>All under the bridge now, asking spirits "to visit, because they come in peace">Nothing happens, boring.>Shane: "Maybe me falling, and Ryland cutting his finger are signs that this is a bad idea" (or just being outside in nature?)>Shane says he heard "an old man crying and a horse running", but it wasn't captured on video>There's what sounds like a rabbit or hawk screaming, they think it's a girl screaming, freak out and hurry back to car>On way back to car they see a framed clown painting on the guardrail, debate bringing it home. Decide not to, because "dark energies". >Back home now, everyone feels sick to their stomach. >Debriefing, trying to explain what might have caused the scream.>Camera has trouble focusing on Shane, he claims "it always does this after we encounter an entity, it means it followed me">Montage of clips with dramatic music>Ends with text stating that Shane asked his angels to protect him and banish the spirits. >They look at the photos and the ORBS ARE GONE!!!Honestly the whole thing just seems like a teenage/n'er-do-well hangout. Morgan had it right when she said "More people have conceived here and created life, than have lost life". Yup. This was boring and confusing. The scariest parts were close ups of Shane's constant mouth-breather face.
Go to 1:10:00 if you wanna see him fall.
No. 858485
>>858432So bleak. Also that stinky unwashed faggot dad is almost universally hated so that’s another layer on the poor kid.
>>858483His name is literally Ryan. Ryland is his stage name because Ryan is not speshul enough.
No. 858768
>>858485
>His name is literally Ryan. Ryland is his stage name because Ryan is not speshul enoughDid not know. He does look like such a boring ass Ryan.
>>858693>Shane has been wearing the same tshirt for four years, do not let him have a childIt's always covered in pet hair, which tells me he never washes it. Clothes don't pick up that much hair in just one wear.
No. 859300
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Is that dinosaur they bought in Ryland’s most recent blog not literally just a Conoco dinosaur painted blue?
No. 859322
>>859300Omg kek
Every blog they’re just buying more and more junk. It’s sad they fill their beautiful houses with plastic, useless shit. It’s a husk of a relationship tbh. I swear if they actually buy alpacas I’m going to get a full hate boner. They don’t care about living creatures, it’s just more shit to fill their empty lives.
No. 859925
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>>859604>>859904These video thumbnails are so cursed looking, I thought these people are supposed to be good at the internet
No. 860559
>>860480I haven't watched Jeff in a while, but holy hell does he look haggard/botched in this video and acts so erratic.
Even in the vid which was shot before (when he's talking about the photoshoot) he looks so much better and acts a lot more subdued.
Like… his cheekbones in the intro are straight up baloons. He somehow looks like he's gained a lot of weight, but only in the most unfortunate places on his face.
He was alien-looking before with all the plastic surgery, but I actually used to like his aesthetic. Now he just looks sloppy and gross.
No. 860795
>>860735Saging bc all these new vlogs are painfully similar and boring.
1. Buy shit
2. Eat shit
3. Repeat
Shane knocking over Ryland's Starbucks and Shane freaking out and over-apologizing. Ryland being like "REALLY, don't worry about it". Shane saying "you're like a mom who acts nice when friends are over but then yells after everyone leaves". Boring, bleak, etc.
No. 860822
>>860795Their relationship is so
toxic they’re just together to harass each other
No. 862172
I'm falling for the clickbait ("Letting Shane Control The House… An Extreme 24 Hours In Our Lives"), sorry.
>It snowed, wowww
>Picking out Christmas tree
>Ryland carrying the tree all by himself from the car into their home, Shane not attempting to help in the slightest
>Next day they go on a walk, Shane doesn't understand the concept of "a walk"
>"Walking to Target or frozen yogurt, I get…"
>Ryland explaining that fresh air and exercise are good
>Shane gets scared of some branches leaning on a tree "That looks like a scary movie!!!" (in baby voice)
>Shane whining, scared by everything - "We need to go home, this is too dangerous"
>Shane thinks the frozen pond is "crazy", throws rocks trying to break the ice
>Ryland: "Our children will love you because you are a child."
>More shopping, of course
>Shopping for their Tacky Christmas Tree at the craft store
>Shane draws the line at a hamburger ornament
>Ladder ornament gives Shane intrusive thoughts about suicide by hanging
>Shane wearing Kill Bill t-shirts, further evidence for theory that Shane is LARPing Garrett's style/personality
>Decorating the Tacky Tree, boring
>Shane anxious because Ryland moved some ornaments, worried the placement will not be "perfect"
>Installing bizarre toy train track on the top on the tree, it breaks
>More suicide allusions from Shane re: ornaments near the toy train tracks are "contemplating…you know".
>Ryland knocks into tree, Shane: "Omg, I almost just divorced you"
>The end. Basically just a tree-decorating vlog.
No. 862174
>>862172That was exhausting to read, you’re doing a great job,
nonnie. I wouldn’t be surprised if one day, Ryland will just grab his shit and leave forever because there’s no way he can’t just get a job on Amazon or some shit.
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>>862172How much Christmas shit do they need? It's been like 5 weeks of vlogs about buying plastic crap for Christmas. What are they going to spend their time doing after Christmas? Also Shane seems to be gaining weight.
>>862174I don't think he will, Ryland is really materialistic so he's putting up with Shane for his money as long as he can
No. 862205
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Hopefully won't get permabanned for this (autistic tier IT stuff) but spotted this shitty fucking pallete in a mall and though to myself - 80 € you fuck? Really? In a mall?
(for amerifags 80€ ~90 USD) jfc
It's sold at what's considered (please take that with a big grain of salt) high end store here (Douglas), in Easter/central Europe. Fuck you lizard faced stick fuck, this ain't the market for it.
What makes it funny for me is the fact that as a make up enthusiast I can't even recall the name of this shitty pallete. Sorry for possibly bumping the thread but, I mean… 90 USD? I bet Eastern Europe is where the horse face makes most of its' money.
I need a drink.
Or twelve to realise in what retarded country I live in that sells this horsefaceces' shit in high upmark price
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Disgusting in so many ways
No. 867533
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>>867520buckle up, this looks horrible. they are just flaunting their bleak nothing of a life. the passive aggression is off the charts; they hate each other.
>Shane babbling at new cameraman (Chris) for way too long>Had a dream last night that Ryland had a vagina >Was upset to remember that Ryland doesn't really have a vagina when he woke up from the dream>Ryland is insecure now about Shane "missing pussy", "it's all becoming clear why he won't marry me">Ryland playfully pulls knife on Shane re: the fact they aren't married yet>Shane says he doesn't want to have a wedding bc of his body dysmorphia>"All of our [wedding] guests left us" (I assume because of The Cancelling?)>Shane: "Do you ever wonder if your parents made you gay?" to Chris>Shane flirty with Chris through whole vid>Shane calls Ryland "a loud, squealing fag" (!!!)>Shane wants to start a podcast, based on advice of his spirit guide named Christopher and a psychic reading>"My last podcast ruined my life, but I wouldn't say offensive things anymore">Wants to interview porn stars and conspiracy theorists on podcast>Chuck E. Cheese sued Shane for his video re: them reusing leftover pizza>They want to order a pizza from Chuck E. Cheese to check if it's still weird-looking>Driving to pick it up - apparently only Chris has to wear a mask? Weird/sad.>Pizza still looks weird, like it might be made up of leftover scrap pieces>Boring, nothing else. The End. No. 867772
>>867533Really wouldn’t be surprised if Shane eventually starts cheating on Rylan (if he hasn’t already) with women or even suggests a poly relationship at this point and go full onision.
There got to be a reason why rylan is getting more and more insecure over the years he spent with Shane. It just screams
toxic relationship
>>867520In this photo Shane looks like he hasn’t washed his hair in a month and it held together by dandruff and grease
No. 867797
>>867533Shane had a bi phase and was stuck in it too long thanks to the money coming in from him being a 'adorable in luv gay bby' being canceled and being stuck with Ryland off camera for months on end def didn't help kek.
>>867772Ryland was in it for the money and clout from day 1 he knew exactly what he was getting into. A great example by how much he gives less than two shits is that year of the pig haul Jeffree brought to their new house. He didn't sit with Shane show any care just hovering until Jeffree gave him stuff. Then he screamed and squealed like a teenage girl getting a car for her 16th birthday.
No. 868200
>>868080Lol, anon he hates women too much to ever be a tranny.
He's content enough to skinwalk without the koolaid, which I begrudgingly respect him for. At least he has the balls to wear feminine shit without axe-wounding himself.
No. 869735
>>869689morals, a sense of style, any redeeming qualities whatsoever.
>>868200hard agree, this actual faggot is an enemy of women in my eyes. if he could become a flamboyant sentient penis I'm sure he would.
No. 869743
>>869718Interesting, did you see him drinking? Last I remember he said he was sober from alcohol and all drugs but weed.
Was he with friends, or enjoying attention from Wyoming chasers?
No. 869765
>>869743I saw him as I was leaving, but evidently he has been to the bar several times. He was in position to order a drink but I didn't see it happen.
There were a couple dudes with him, his "security" from what I was told. And he was getting swarmed by dumbass girls, and one bearded dude in a skirt, wanting selfies.
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the jawline edit in this thumbnail
No. 871538
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No. 871602
>>871538>>871595gay men should not be allowed to be parents idc what anyone says two men whos whole identity is to be sexually degenerate should not be taking care of a child. is there no like… back ground check on gay men looking into having a baby? no extensive interviews?? .. this baby is going to be so fucked up it makes me sad
sorry to be such a fucking sperg its just so sad knowing they are gonna bring a child into this world just to traumatize & ruin it really breaks my heart
No. 871607
>>871602No this is a completely
valid take. Those two are mentally ill plus Shane’s a pedo at large so they have no business having children.
The whole idea of buying a woman’s womb to be a surrogate is disgusting anyway.
No. 871672
>>871602this is such a stupid take. who else shouldn't be allowed to have kids,
nonny? don't act like unfit parents aren't the majority, regardless of sexuality.
No. 871692
>>871688sometimes I forget there are still blatantly homophobic people out there and then people like this open their traps
anyone has the capability to be a good or a bad parent. sexuality has nothing to do with it. the Catholicism is leaking into your brain
No. 871701
>>871692i have nothing against lesbians being mothers, in fact i think its wonderful because there is a motherly bond between infant and mothers. lesbians, unlike gay men, don't make their whole livelihoods based on being degenerate pedophiles.
also the fact that you think my opinion of gay men has anything to do with Catholicism shows me how retarded you are. not everything can be blamed on religious beliefs, you desperately need a new scapegoat.
i think you should come to terms with the fact that gay men are predators and should not be "buying a mommy" (>>871608) to have a child to abuse. i implore you to look into the amount of gay men who were molested as children by other men and then grow up to continue the cycle of abuse.
Bringing it back to the actual thread topic: shane dawson has talked extensively about how he was molested as a child and now look at him? do you think this man is a good role model? do you think he can properly bond with a child? can go without sexualizing his child? Shane can not even go without sexualizing his animals, how do you think he will handle a growing child? Shane couldn't be around his pre-teen niece without talking about how she would look good sucking dick & constantly trying to get panty shots of her for his channel. HIS UNDERAGE NIECE!
If shane was so comfortable doing that with a young family member do you really think he can control himself around his own child? do you really think someone as degenerate as shane dawson should be the guardian of a child?
And I know you are gonna say "not all gay men are like that!1!!1" I agree they aren't but the VAST majority are. Shane has a very stereotypical childhood to adulthood that most gay men have.
Again I encourage you to look into how gay men behave around children, but i doubt you will because you, for some reason, can not fathom that maybe not everyone should be allowed to be parents.
No. 871774
>>871701Ignoring the sperging but just a reminder that Shane admitted he has no memories or knowledge of actually being molested, he just believes he "must have been" because of how precocious he was (in molesting neighborhood kids as a teen). IIRC his therapist agreed with this idea and there might have been some recovered memories bullshit going on.
I feel that it gets glossed over that he used this
hypothetical abuse that he has no proof or memories that it even happened to him, as an excuse for why he hurt other kids and still acts inappropriately towards kids today. He uses it as a sob story, as a "gotcha" (see: his Tati reply video), but he isn't even sure if it really happened. At this point, he chooses to believe that it 100% happened because it gives him a tragic past to use to manipulate people and his audience.
No. 871775
>>871595Ugh surrogacy is so unethical and dehumanizing towards the mother. But
>>871661 is right in that Shane's scandals may very well make an adoption agency hesitant to approve them. I just hope they pay her really well and aren't weird about micromanaging the pregnancy like some couples are. I remember them joking about Morgan being a surrogate for them a while ago, so I'm just glad they didn't actually seem to genuinely ask her to do that. It seems really weird to ask your sibling to do something like that for you, especially considering they really ought to use Ryland's sperm because I seriously doubt Shane's is healthy
No. 871783
>>871776The same brother going on about the world being a simulation? I didn't watch the video, to be fair. I agree that it would partly explain his degeneracy and ED, but the story has been changing over the years as he seemed to grasp the "benefits" (for him as a controversial public figure) of claiming CSA. There was also that bit in his book where he laments that a teacher didn't molest him, or something like that. Really curious about the timeline of his claims and how they changed over time. I tried but I'm too dumb to upload the webm:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1278161757891067904 (clip of him wondering who molested him and re-traumatizing people he molested by messaging them) plus this youtube clip talking about the process with his therapist, that sounds like the equivalent of doing an online quiz or a buzzfeed-esque "top 10 signs you were molested as a kid".
No. 871801
>>871733im sorry
nonnie that you are in denial but like i said i really do encourage you to read into this, i think if you took the time to look into this you would change your mind. i know you want to think i am some evil homophobic conservative but i am just a woman with the motherly instinct to make sure all children should be protected from harm and obviously we can not save every child but there is a clear connection to gay men and molested children/teens so i think that is a good place to start.
>>871774wtf? i had no idea he just "thinks" he was molested as a child. i was under the impression he had been molested not just thought he was… how strange thanks for sharing this
nonnie i had no idea
(derailing ) No. 871845
>>871801>there is a clear connection to gay men and molested childrenactual bullshit
the connection to molested children is men, especially teachers, religious leaders, stepfathers, and boyfriends of single moms
No. 871895
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>>871845men that molest little boys are gay men (whether they are out or not) and usually those children that are molested continue the cycle of sexually abusing other little boys. you quite literally have proven my point
nonnie so thanks!
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>>871783Let us not forget that he tries to say that his whole reason for molesting other kids is because he was molested but in his book I hate my selfie he literally admits that he was never molested. He also admits to making a fake profile to try and get a classmate to send him nudes so that he could use it as revenge porn and posted all over the school.
No. 873096
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>>871595Ryland has to be one of the dumbest people I’ve ever come across. Every time he opens his mouth it’s just a cascade of stupidity.
Totally immoral to bring another baby into this crowded world just to doom it to being barely smarter than a flan. Never mind all the other layers of
toxic shit going on in that relationship.
To jump through so many questionable hoops just to spread your
toxic flawed seed is peak narcissism.
No. 873098
>>873096Ryland is just going with whatever Shane wants in the moment to boot. He knows Shane is bored of being gay life style. That it's only a matter of time before Shane fucks off with some 'need me time' bullshit. What better way to save a failing relationship than throw a baby in the mix, works every time. Hell I'd not be surprised if it came out Shane wanted to impregnate whatever poor dumbass is/was to be their egg donor.
>>867533 he's already dreaming of women and isn't hiding his disdain for Ryland not having a pussy.
No. 873101
>>873098Interesting nona. Agree re: Shane being over the gayness of it all but I've always felt he was the apathetic one and Ryland was driving all of this, especially the baby plot. Shane being a lethargic mess in general meaning inertia is just keeping him in this failing relationship and as soon as this baby shit gets real he might finally do a rug pull and gone girl the fuck out of there before he is shackled to this materialistic halfwit and the concomitant vapid lifestyle for 18 miserable years.
Anyway I don't follow either closely, I just listen to The sip every week solely for Lizze Gordon so I may be completely off base.
No. 875129
>>874778Ryan a very jealous man and it extremely
toxic. Rather then being pleased Shane sperm good enough to use he managed to find a way to sulk and whinge about it
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Watch him do exactly the same shit as the last podcast. Shane must really have the brain capacity of a raisin
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>>875749I wonder that too
nonnie. The way Shane seems to openly dislike Ryland and the zero patience he had for him is now so far into the minus territory it's hurtling towards hell.
I think Ryland is clinging on and wouldn't pull the plug unlike Shane who needs to hurry up and throw the figurative baby out with the bathwater before there is a actual literal baby in this clusterfuck. The problem is Shane is so apathetic that even the thought of disetangling from Ryland the remora is too much exercise.
No. 875984
>>875942>>875749I think maybe if Shane didn't have all of this controversy and lost literally everyone around him. maybe they may have broke up, as I cant imagine ryland ever leaving like
>>875838 said
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>>876403I tried to watch for recapping (since I'm hate-watching anyway), but couldn't make it past the 10 minute mark. Here's a decent summary from Reddit.
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>>876597Second part of summary.
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Not sure if I should sage this or not, so apologies mod if it’s not decent milk but Jeffree Star has started selling his Yak Farm meat (shock, he literally trade marked it under butchery) but so many of his former fans are losing their shit because “but muh vegan cosmetics!”, like this is where you draw the line not his racist stuff, his hatred of woman, him being pally with nonces, it’s him killing Yaks…
No. 878495
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Jeff with his scooter Karen haircut lookin ass
No. 878518
>>878495he fell off so badly after Nate,like he's not even fun to watch for the drama any more. In fact it seems like when Nate and Jeffree broke up, everything kinda got boring when it came to Guru drama.
Not that Nate was involved in it but that was direct time, when the drama became blah
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>>878589reminds me of that vegan parody page that's been going around lately
No. 878606
>>878589I'm vegan and actually think it's better to know the animals lived well while they were alive at least (giving them names and treating them like pets is weird though kek)
>>878602lmao love this
No. 878634
>>878630bison is good to eat, why not yak?
people in the Himalayas eat it
No. 878642
>>878630I don’t think it’s about the consumption of Yaks, I think it is that Jeffree told his audience that he would NEVER butcher them.
And he framed this as an animal sanctuary of sorts.
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Posted in the other thread too but for those interested shane dawson was trending because of dream being weird with his cat and tbh I think its funny that THAT may be the main reason shane is remembered for kek
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Seems like no one has talked about Shane's failed forum that he mysteriously locked and covered up. It was around the time as his Tinychat streams where he allowed his friend Pam to show her breasts and was using KISSarmygirl10 as a mod and flirting with her online despite her being a child.
https://twitter.com/shanedawson/status/359044342096216064?lang=enhttps://web.archive.org/web/20130725001941/http://sdarmy.shanedawsontv.com/ No. 879764
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Since no one else seemed to be masochistic enough to suffer through rylands latest vlog I watched it at 1.75 speed.
Rylands went to a theme park with Lizzie.
They buy Shane's mom a apple desktop computer.
They're keeping their California house but moving back to Colorado.
Shane says he "Can't believe they're doing it." Moving back to his house he fucking bought in Colorado.
I cannot at all imagine what the big changes are that they clickbaited in the title. Literally nothing. They have their dogs in a hotel room and the car never show walking them or anything.
Then they walk through the door and rylands mom and grandma are there.
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>https://web.archive.org/web/20100109092100/http://shanedawson.spreadshirt.com/I know this is old but holy shit, even worse than the Hot Topic shanaynay shirts.
No. 880606
>>871701Shane isn't even gay, he's bi.
>>872436>men that molest little boys are bisexual opportunistsThere's a Blanchard study that basically concluded this.
I'm honestly happy he is nowhere near Lisa.
No. 880694
>>880606Curious I don’t follow Shane much as he bores me. How come you are glad he is away from Lisa?
Just a general question no hate
No. 881044
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>>856100Again doing the masochistic act of watching a ryland vlog.
Starts by Shane saying he's "dissociating" arriving at the house.
Lots of short vids of the animals.
More insipid consuming of home goods. The store where they bought the blue dinosaur is closing so they HAD to buy an alpaca figure.
Going to rylands family's for veterans day. Really annoying cookie review.
Made room in the garage to store the cars to avoid hail damage. This is what I think the "big changes" were illuding to?
Recorded an ep of Shane's podcast with terrible western outfits.
There are several minutes dedicated to their decorative alpacas.
They need a "professional hanger" to put up home decor.
Shane claims a couch is ruining his life.
I lost so many brain cells watching this insipid vacuous bullshit. Even at 1.75x. The fact that anyone thinks this is content is beyond me and yet I watch it. I'm aware of the irony.