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No. 856100
A thread to discuss Shane Dawson and all the milky YouTubers he hitches his wagon to, the ongoing Jeffree/Shane saga, Karmageddon as well as past and future projects. Previous series/collabs include:
>CONFRONTING MY HATER (Bobby Burns)>SWITCHING LIVES WITH TRISHA PAYTAS>EXPOSING A YOUTUBER - GRAV3YARDGIRL>The Truth About Tana Mongeau>$10 Million Celebrity Mansion for a Day (Kathy Griffin)>The Secret World of Jeffree Star>The Mind of Jake Paul>Investigating Conspiracies (Brittani Louise Taylor)>The Return of Eugenia Cooney>The Beautiful World of Jeffree StarUp & Coming:
>The Haunting of Shane DawsonRequired Reading/Viewing:
>Shane Dawson sexualizing young children thread: https://twitter.com/belugasong/status/1276465876607229952>A comprehensive list of Jeffree Star's many controversies: https://tinyurl.com/y6fqpkg9>Karmageddon summary: https://tinyurl.com/ydesyz6g>The Bye Sister/Karmageddon Character sheet: https://tinyurl.com/y6wlzrcc>D'Angelo Wallace's video on Shane Dawson's problematic past https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6cM36Cm27U (Re-upload)Recently:
>Jeffree moves to Wyoming and larps as a yak rancher>Trisha and Shane's friendship is over >Jeffree launches various palettes that struggle to sell >Jeffree's products are appearing in Nordstorm Rack>Shane and Ryland move to Colorado>Shane is officially back in YouTube with a new video series exploring haunted locations Shane Dawson's Crew/Additional Collaborators:
>Jeffree Star: Scary cosmetic alien, horrible person (https://twitter.com/JeffreeStar)>Ryland Adams: Fiancé (https://twitter.com/Ryland_Adams)>Morgan Adams: Fiancé's sister (https://twitter.com/_morganadams_)>Chris Station: New videographer (https://twitter.com/ChrisBstation)>Kati Morton: Questionable therapist (https://twitter.com/KatiMorton)Twitter:
https://twitter.com/shanedawsonYoutube: youtube.com/shane
Instagram: @shanedawson
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Reposting from last thread:
>Episode is about "where [they're] at as a couple"
>Lots of "what if we broke up" talk, Shane thinks that Ryland's family would "choose him [Shane]" if they broke up
>Ryland: "I am nothing without Shane"
>Shane wants to get dark, says he think it would be funny if he read his suicide notes on the podcast
>Ryland shocked that Shane has written suicide notes, v awkward
>Lizze quickly tries hard to normalize it, she wrote her first suicide note at age 4
>Ryland clutching his tummy and looking uncomfy through all the suicide talk
>Shane was actively suicidal 6 months ago ("Googling plans for how to do it")
>Ryland was staying up late to make sure he didn't die
>"It gets better", blah blah, "this is why we moved to Colorado"
>Shane talks about his OCD, worried people will think he's "bragging about it"
>Ryland mad Shane won't wear an engagement ring - has bought him 5 rings to try and find one that fits
>Shane: Back around Tanacon, he started to relapse into disordered eating, skin picking, and hearing an intrusive voice in his head (obsessive thoughts - "If you pick that drink, Ryland will die today")
>Shane's compulsive rituals: praying, making a cross on his forehead
>Been in therapy 2 years for OCD
>Ryland awkwardly interrupts Shane to have him close the window blinds behind him
>Shane points out that this type of sudden subject change is common for Ryland when Shane tries to talk about mental health
>Everyone teasing Ryland for trying to end the mental health conversation and dismissing Shane
>Shane joking about getting with Chris (new cameraman) bc he's more emotionally sensitive
>Ryland gets very shrill/defensive: "You two would just fall into a hole of depression together!!"
>Nervous laughter, bickering - Ryland still clutching his stomach nervously
>Ryland: "For the most part, we have a healthy relationship though"
>Shane calls Ryland out for doing damage control, trying to backtrack from his blinds interruption
>Ryland: "Well you were all just laughing like hyenas for me asking to close the blinds!!" - Again, super shrill & defensive
>Topic switching to how the new house is haunted
>Shane feels "an angel stepping on his chest" in the basement
>Shane had a dream that Ryland is dying from a stomach disease
>Ryland shat blood this morning, so Shane takes this to mean that his dream is coming true (wtf)
>Ryland says "If it happens again, I'll go to the doctor"
>Shane wants to make horror movies, has 2 scripts written already
>Shane worries he's ruined the lives of everyone one associated with him (lol)
>Shane gets in one last flirty comment towards Chris about wanting to "jack him off". The End.
No. 856114
I seen the Imallexx review of Shanes new video. Strange that Alex says that he relates to Shane regarding how your friends react when you fuck up, because Shanes "friends" mainly have to worry about Shane fucking over himself whereas Alex's friends have to worry about Alex randomly trying to spearhead sex abuse allegations against them… oh wait
>>856101>Shane thinks that Ryland's family would "choose him [Shane]" if they broke up>Ryland: "I am nothing without Shane"What the fuck is this dynamic?
>Shane wants to get alpacas and a cow and a pig "Jeffree Star please be my friend again, lets be farmer besties"
No. 856327
>>856309who would want to have an affair or even hook up with Shane, though? he’s a complete mess both physically and mentally
it would have to be a clout chaser or golddigger
No. 856417
>>856102I don't even like Ryland but Shane sounds
abusive as fuck. I bet when he has his tantrums he throws shit and knocks his twink around. Also flirting with the new camera guy and not wearing his ring? Honey thats a cheater right there
No. 856428
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No. 856454
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Same fag
https://web.archive.org/web/20121218045209/http://dailybooth.com/shanedawson/27442311This is one of the tamer ones but found out why Edwin Costa won't make a video on Shane. Because he was stan when Shane was getting children to undress for him
No. 856546
>>856114>What the fuck is this dynamic?Power abuse dynamic. Shane has all the cards in the relationship, he has the money and the following. He's able to get Ryland's family on his side because he's "charismatic" and probably gives them gifts and shares his lifestyle with them.
Don't always feel bad for Ryland but its pretty clear there is emotional abuse going on and Shane is manipulative af to everyone in that family.
No. 856653
Second part of the new video series, Haunted Theories with Shane Dawson:
>Morgan and Ryland are talking about the apparition of the ghost of a 12 year old girl who died near a bridge in Colorado
>Shane, Ryland and Chris visit Ryland's parents
>Ryland's dad talks about a Tiktok phenomena of zoomers trashing bathrooms and recording it
>Everyone gathers around in the living room. Shane asks if they think if moving back to Colorado was a good idea or a mistake. Ryland's dad is delighted that they are here and says that California is toxic.
>They tell some scary stories. Ryland's grandma mentions feeling her deceased ex-husband's presence in the house once. His dad talks about Cheesman Park closing because there was too many crazy things happening at night. His mom adds that people have seen spirits there, but she hasn't personally felt anything weird.
>Random clips of news reports and youtubers talking about Cheesman Park with spooky music.
>Apparently Cheesman Park was built on top of a burial place. When it rains, it can bring up bones. They moved the most important people, but they left the criminals and poor people behind. The contractor was charging the families to move their loved ones, but some couldn't afford to move them, so they moved some body parts and left others behind.
>There is a weird clip of a baby crawling on the park in broad daylight with scary sound effects.
>All of this is intercut with clips of Shane putting his hand on his mouth and looking afraid.
>Shane and Ryland talk about going ghost hunting to Third Bridge at night. There is a disclaimer warning viewers to not visit it, especially at night.
>Shane, Morgan, Ryland and Chris go to the basement. We see clips of a medium talking about Shane being haunted by a man who looks like a cowboy that wears a long trench coat.
>More clips of influencers, news reports, etc. talking about Third Bridge with spooky music.
>Apparently Third Bridge was the site of a massacre and a ghost of a woman wearing a white gown can be seen at night.
>Morgan tells them a story of a group of teenagers in a car that had an accident and died in the bridge.
>Ryland and Morgan say that they everyone used to go to Third Bridge to make out. It's a popular place where teenagers feel rebellious.
>Morgan says that she did more research on history of the area around Third Bridge. Apparently in 1800s, Governor Evans did not like the Native Americans who lived there. So he killed a white family, scalped the wife and kids and shot the husband. He framed the Native Americans and that gave him the excuse he needed to allow his soldiers to kill them as revenge.
>Supposedly you can hear horses and drums if you go to Third Bridge.
>There is around 20 houses currently in the area and there has been strange deaths.
>Morgan says that she once went on a date with someone on that bridge and there was someone following them. Every time Morgan and his date stopped, the other car would turn off their headlights.
>Shane asks if this is a bad idea that he is going there because he is just a white man who wants to see spooky stuff. They all laugh.
>Ryland says that when he used to date girls, he used to take his dates to Third Bridge all the time. There is no phone reception, they would get scared and would make out with him.
>Morgan says that she sometimes gets scared of going out because there are so many tragedies in Colorado like the Chris Watts stuff (he killed his pregnant wife and kids and put them inside of oil tanks). Shane says "n-no, I was just excited to get out into the world".
>Shane asks Chris if he has had ghost experiences. He says not really, but maybe tonight.
>We are back upstairs. Ryland's mom says that she took Morgan to Third Bridge for Halloween to see what the fuss was all about. She just remembers walking a lot, but doesn't remember anything happening.
>Shane is looking at his phone. Chris asks him if he thinks he will see something there tonight. Shane answers: "oh, 100% because things follow me". Cue in spooky music.
>Ryland adds what things follow him… ghosts, demons, him…
>Morgan interrupts and says "hey, did you know that the annoying orange is back?"
>They are getting ready to go out. Ryland says "we'll miss you, grandma" and she responds "i'll be seeing you". Shane adds "…in the afterlife". Ryland gets offended and Shane says "what?"
>Ryland's grandma says that she is happy they are doing this and Shane answers "thanks, I hope I don't die".
>They show some clips for the last episode of them in Third Bridge with, you guessed it, spooky music!
>The phrase "BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR" appear on screen in red letters with a black background.
>It ends with a cute scene of Ryland talking about moving back to his hometown is a step backwards in his career. Then his family talk about country singers talk about all the time. His dad makes a random joke and they all laugh.
The video has 1.5M views with 119K likes and 8.4K dislikes.
No. 856655
>>856653 His first ep was so boring, I went back and watched a few eps of his older ‘documentary series’ and they are shocking how did they even get any views and a cult following saying he needs a Netflix show. It literally just him going me me me pig pig me dirty inappropriate joke ops scary music me me me
There nothing at all worthy in these videos same with the new ones it’s just a very long filler ep where one tiny thing happens and they talk about it dramatically for 40 mins boring
No. 856784
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>>856739Remember when they kissed? lol
No. 856795
>>856417I can't imagine Shane having the balls to beat Ryland. He might throw shit and yell but knocking the twink around like Chris Brown in the spousal abuse Olympics is just not happening
>>856527Oh fuck, I didn't even notice that. I always had kind of a soft spot for Garrett so I'm still subscribed to him just to check, and it never actually occured to me that him and Andrew branched off together.
A lot of people focus on the relationship between Drew and Shane but I'm curious about what things are like between Garrett and Drew. They don't seem to acknowledge eachother (which isn't fully surprising since Garrett would participate in Drews "abuse" by Shane during the Spooky Boys era) but I'd love to know if they even still think about eachother
No. 856800
>>856417He flirted loads with Andrew too and he dated Garett. Funny that Andrew and Garett stuck together and now Shane has a new camera person to flirt and evoke envy from Ryland.
Gays are so messy.
No. 856997
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>>856798Shane just cant keep it in his smelly pants, he groped multiple friends and fans while with Ryland and Lisa.
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>>856997I'm sure there is a joke to it but the "acting like you're so passionately into someone while standing next your partner"- thing is so incredibly strange I have trouble wrapping my head around it. It does not seem like Ryland is in on the joke at all.
No. 858013
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Jeffree's products don't get as much hype as they used to. This was launched Oct 15 and today was the first time that I heard someone mention it.
Btw Shane's mini controversy palette, Cremated and Blood Sugar are sold in the Mystery boxes. I am surprised that he would include Blood Sugar there.
No. 858037
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this is so ugly and outdated
No. 858157
>>857955I'm sick and off work tomorrow so expect a summary then.
>don’t wanna watch someone react for 30+ minsYou know that's all it's gonna be, anon. "EW!" "OH MY GOD!!!"
No. 858210
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Forget Jefree's stuff being discounted in mall stores, his junk is available on Wish - including the Conspiracy matchup with Shane selling for 18 bucks.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 858274
>>858210nonnie, none of the "name brands" on Wish and similar Chinse websites are real. They are all knock-offs with very questionable ingredients. I remember seeing an undercover video where someone bought knock-off Kylie Cosmetics makeup and did actual lab tests on it and found a shit ton of harmful stuff in it.
With that being said, don't buy ANY kind of makeup off of those websites, it is all bad and you are really risking your health if you do.
No. 858431
>>858397>kids near shaneThere's so many things wrongs with that. So many. He's going to do the same thing he did to his cat to them. I don't trust this man with kids. Even if he didn't have pedo accusations he's someone who bullies, makes fun of, and projects his own insecurities and mental illnesses onto others. He's gong to fuck these kids up some way or another and I hope they don't let him adopt or take the child away.
Like, any youtuber having kids is troublesome already. Shane and Ryland… they just aren't meant to be parents no matter how much they want a kid.
No. 858432
>>858397Imagine having a faggot dad that would do anything for fame and money including showing his ass online or dating disgusting pieces of shit and another faggot dad who is also a stinky unwashed obese as fuck pedophile who LOVES collecting piss bottles
No kid should go through this.
No. 858441
>>857824>>858157Third and final part of this nonsense, sorry if it's too long:
>Starts with Blair Witch-ass warnings and disclaimers>Preparation bullshit with Morgan, Ryland's mom.>Morgan out of nowhere "Mom keeps accusing me of being a lesbian, why do you think that I'm gay??">Morgan's mom thought that Morgan's video "Am I Lesbian?" was her coming out.>Morgan wants to marry a man with "financial knowledge", bc women married to accountants are "the happiest" (so the gold-digging is genetic then)>Morgan found "demon stick" in trees near her house, they freak out about it ("It looks like something you brand people with") - just looks like tree-cutting equipment>Morgan found "Jesus sports cards" during her house renovation>Chris (new cameraman) every 2 seconds: "I'm gonna die, this is so scary">Random spliced clips from ghost hunter Youtubers, saying to pray if you feel ghostly presence>More random clips from news/youtubers re: the haunted bridge>Extended unfunny messing around at Morgan's torn up, WIP house renovation. >Blinding themselves with headlamps, so much "wow-ing" and forced laughter>15 mins in and they are finally headed to haunted bridge>See dead deer on road and think this is a "sign". Imagine thinking roadkill in a rural area means something.>More splicing of YT ghost hunter talking about the haunted bridge with random photos of an abandoned house>Ryland going 30mph on 50mph road because it's "too rough" >Ryland: "The weeds are unkept and scary" (For someone who grew up out here why is he being such a baby?)>Morgan tries to reign in the spooky talk and says "we're here to honor the dead Native Americans">Shane: "Why is there even a bridge? Isn't it flat land?">They stop but Morgan thinks it's the wrong bridge, confusion about where to go>25 mins in and we are still not at the actual bridge>Chris's camera battery dies - cue clips about how ghosts "draw energy" from batteries>They see a few others cars parked near the bridge, this is basically a tourist attraction. >Out at the haunted bridge they meet group of kids using a Ouija board>Equipment starts "gOiNg nUtS">Green light with annoying noise is going off, they use that to ask the spirit "if you want us to leave turn off the noise" - it does turn off>"Holy Shit!!!">Lots of boring milling around before deciding to go down under/next to the bridge>They go straight back to the car bc there were other people under the bridge>Look at instant photos Morgan took outside, there are ORBS>Strangers from under the bridge run out screaming to back to their own car>Someone keeps farting but they blame it out how ghosts can cause sulfurous smells >Suddenly cuts to them back at home talking about how "nothing happened">But now they're back out again? This is confusingly edited.>Going back under the bridge, there's lots of graffiti ("so spooky")>Shane: "I should have stayed off youtube, I'm too old for this shit" as he stumbles down the hill near the bridge>Shane trying to get over barbwire fence that Ryland deftly jumped over, he gives up.>Ryland takes the lead, bc Shane can't get down under the bridge lol>Shane fully falls down the hill, sadly not on camera ("It's really slippery right here!!")>Shane very scared about how agile Ryland is, like him jumping ~3 feet down from the bridge. Ryland get lil scratch, Shane VERY scared about this.>There's a weird recurring typo in the dialogue subtitles where Ryland's name is written as Ryan. Does Chris not know his name?>All under the bridge now, asking spirits "to visit, because they come in peace">Nothing happens, boring.>Shane: "Maybe me falling, and Ryland cutting his finger are signs that this is a bad idea" (or just being outside in nature?)>Shane says he heard "an old man crying and a horse running", but it wasn't captured on video>There's what sounds like a rabbit or hawk screaming, they think it's a girl screaming, freak out and hurry back to car>On way back to car they see a framed clown painting on the guardrail, debate bringing it home. Decide not to, because "dark energies". >Back home now, everyone feels sick to their stomach. >Debriefing, trying to explain what might have caused the scream.>Camera has trouble focusing on Shane, he claims "it always does this after we encounter an entity, it means it followed me">Montage of clips with dramatic music>Ends with text stating that Shane asked his angels to protect him and banish the spirits. >They look at the photos and the ORBS ARE GONE!!!Honestly the whole thing just seems like a teenage/n'er-do-well hangout. Morgan had it right when she said "More people have conceived here and created life, than have lost life". Yup. This was boring and confusing. The scariest parts were close ups of Shane's constant mouth-breather face.
Go to 1:10:00 if you wanna see him fall.
No. 858485
>>858432So bleak. Also that stinky unwashed faggot dad is almost universally hated so that’s another layer on the poor kid.
>>858483His name is literally Ryan. Ryland is his stage name because Ryan is not speshul enough.
No. 858768
>>858485
>His name is literally Ryan. Ryland is his stage name because Ryan is not speshul enoughDid not know. He does look like such a boring ass Ryan.
>>858693>Shane has been wearing the same tshirt for four years, do not let him have a childIt's always covered in pet hair, which tells me he never washes it. Clothes don't pick up that much hair in just one wear.
No. 859300
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Is that dinosaur they bought in Ryland’s most recent blog not literally just a Conoco dinosaur painted blue?
No. 859322
>>859300Omg kek
Every blog they’re just buying more and more junk. It’s sad they fill their beautiful houses with plastic, useless shit. It’s a husk of a relationship tbh. I swear if they actually buy alpacas I’m going to get a full hate boner. They don’t care about living creatures, it’s just more shit to fill their empty lives.
No. 859925
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>>859604>>859904These video thumbnails are so cursed looking, I thought these people are supposed to be good at the internet
No. 860559
>>860480I haven't watched Jeff in a while, but holy hell does he look haggard/botched in this video and acts so erratic.
Even in the vid which was shot before (when he's talking about the photoshoot) he looks so much better and acts a lot more subdued.
Like… his cheekbones in the intro are straight up baloons. He somehow looks like he's gained a lot of weight, but only in the most unfortunate places on his face.
He was alien-looking before with all the plastic surgery, but I actually used to like his aesthetic. Now he just looks sloppy and gross.
No. 860795
>>860735Saging bc all these new vlogs are painfully similar and boring.
1. Buy shit
2. Eat shit
3. Repeat
Shane knocking over Ryland's Starbucks and Shane freaking out and over-apologizing. Ryland being like "REALLY, don't worry about it". Shane saying "you're like a mom who acts nice when friends are over but then yells after everyone leaves". Boring, bleak, etc.
No. 860822
>>860795Their relationship is so
toxic they’re just together to harass each other
No. 862172
I'm falling for the clickbait ("Letting Shane Control The House… An Extreme 24 Hours In Our Lives"), sorry.
>It snowed, wowww
>Picking out Christmas tree
>Ryland carrying the tree all by himself from the car into their home, Shane not attempting to help in the slightest
>Next day they go on a walk, Shane doesn't understand the concept of "a walk"
>"Walking to Target or frozen yogurt, I get…"
>Ryland explaining that fresh air and exercise are good
>Shane gets scared of some branches leaning on a tree "That looks like a scary movie!!!" (in baby voice)
>Shane whining, scared by everything - "We need to go home, this is too dangerous"
>Shane thinks the frozen pond is "crazy", throws rocks trying to break the ice
>Ryland: "Our children will love you because you are a child."
>More shopping, of course
>Shopping for their Tacky Christmas Tree at the craft store
>Shane draws the line at a hamburger ornament
>Ladder ornament gives Shane intrusive thoughts about suicide by hanging
>Shane wearing Kill Bill t-shirts, further evidence for theory that Shane is LARPing Garrett's style/personality
>Decorating the Tacky Tree, boring
>Shane anxious because Ryland moved some ornaments, worried the placement will not be "perfect"
>Installing bizarre toy train track on the top on the tree, it breaks
>More suicide allusions from Shane re: ornaments near the toy train tracks are "contemplating…you know".
>Ryland knocks into tree, Shane: "Omg, I almost just divorced you"
>The end. Basically just a tree-decorating vlog.
No. 862174
>>862172That was exhausting to read, you’re doing a great job,
nonnie. I wouldn’t be surprised if one day, Ryland will just grab his shit and leave forever because there’s no way he can’t just get a job on Amazon or some shit.
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>>862172How much Christmas shit do they need? It's been like 5 weeks of vlogs about buying plastic crap for Christmas. What are they going to spend their time doing after Christmas? Also Shane seems to be gaining weight.
>>862174I don't think he will, Ryland is really materialistic so he's putting up with Shane for his money as long as he can
No. 862205
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Hopefully won't get permabanned for this (autistic tier IT stuff) but spotted this shitty fucking pallete in a mall and though to myself - 80 € you fuck? Really? In a mall?
(for amerifags 80€ ~90 USD) jfc
It's sold at what's considered (please take that with a big grain of salt) high end store here (Douglas), in Easter/central Europe. Fuck you lizard faced stick fuck, this ain't the market for it.
What makes it funny for me is the fact that as a make up enthusiast I can't even recall the name of this shitty pallete. Sorry for possibly bumping the thread but, I mean… 90 USD? I bet Eastern Europe is where the horse face makes most of its' money.
I need a drink.
Or twelve to realise in what retarded country I live in that sells this horsefaceces' shit in high upmark price
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Disgusting in so many ways
No. 867533
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>>867520buckle up, this looks horrible. they are just flaunting their bleak nothing of a life. the passive aggression is off the charts; they hate each other.
>Shane babbling at new cameraman (Chris) for way too long>Had a dream last night that Ryland had a vagina >Was upset to remember that Ryland doesn't really have a vagina when he woke up from the dream>Ryland is insecure now about Shane "missing pussy", "it's all becoming clear why he won't marry me">Ryland playfully pulls knife on Shane re: the fact they aren't married yet>Shane says he doesn't want to have a wedding bc of his body dysmorphia>"All of our [wedding] guests left us" (I assume because of The Cancelling?)>Shane: "Do you ever wonder if your parents made you gay?" to Chris>Shane flirty with Chris through whole vid>Shane calls Ryland "a loud, squealing fag" (!!!)>Shane wants to start a podcast, based on advice of his spirit guide named Christopher and a psychic reading>"My last podcast ruined my life, but I wouldn't say offensive things anymore">Wants to interview porn stars and conspiracy theorists on podcast>Chuck E. Cheese sued Shane for his video re: them reusing leftover pizza>They want to order a pizza from Chuck E. Cheese to check if it's still weird-looking>Driving to pick it up - apparently only Chris has to wear a mask? Weird/sad.>Pizza still looks weird, like it might be made up of leftover scrap pieces>Boring, nothing else. The End. No. 867772
>>867533Really wouldn’t be surprised if Shane eventually starts cheating on Rylan (if he hasn’t already) with women or even suggests a poly relationship at this point and go full onision.
There got to be a reason why rylan is getting more and more insecure over the years he spent with Shane. It just screams
toxic relationship
>>867520In this photo Shane looks like he hasn’t washed his hair in a month and it held together by dandruff and grease
No. 867797
>>867533Shane had a bi phase and was stuck in it too long thanks to the money coming in from him being a 'adorable in luv gay bby' being canceled and being stuck with Ryland off camera for months on end def didn't help kek.
>>867772Ryland was in it for the money and clout from day 1 he knew exactly what he was getting into. A great example by how much he gives less than two shits is that year of the pig haul Jeffree brought to their new house. He didn't sit with Shane show any care just hovering until Jeffree gave him stuff. Then he screamed and squealed like a teenage girl getting a car for her 16th birthday.
No. 868200
>>868080Lol, anon he hates women too much to ever be a tranny.
He's content enough to skinwalk without the koolaid, which I begrudgingly respect him for. At least he has the balls to wear feminine shit without axe-wounding himself.
No. 869735
>>869689morals, a sense of style, any redeeming qualities whatsoever.
>>868200hard agree, this actual faggot is an enemy of women in my eyes. if he could become a flamboyant sentient penis I'm sure he would.
No. 869743
>>869718Interesting, did you see him drinking? Last I remember he said he was sober from alcohol and all drugs but weed.
Was he with friends, or enjoying attention from Wyoming chasers?
No. 869765
>>869743I saw him as I was leaving, but evidently he has been to the bar several times. He was in position to order a drink but I didn't see it happen.
There were a couple dudes with him, his "security" from what I was told. And he was getting swarmed by dumbass girls, and one bearded dude in a skirt, wanting selfies.
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the jawline edit in this thumbnail
No. 871538
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No. 871602
>>871538>>871595gay men should not be allowed to be parents idc what anyone says two men whos whole identity is to be sexually degenerate should not be taking care of a child. is there no like… back ground check on gay men looking into having a baby? no extensive interviews?? .. this baby is going to be so fucked up it makes me sad
sorry to be such a fucking sperg its just so sad knowing they are gonna bring a child into this world just to traumatize & ruin it really breaks my heart
No. 871607
>>871602No this is a completely
valid take. Those two are mentally ill plus Shane’s a pedo at large so they have no business having children.
The whole idea of buying a woman’s womb to be a surrogate is disgusting anyway.
No. 871672
>>871602this is such a stupid take. who else shouldn't be allowed to have kids,
nonny? don't act like unfit parents aren't the majority, regardless of sexuality.
No. 871692
>>871688sometimes I forget there are still blatantly homophobic people out there and then people like this open their traps
anyone has the capability to be a good or a bad parent. sexuality has nothing to do with it. the Catholicism is leaking into your brain
No. 871701
>>871692i have nothing against lesbians being mothers, in fact i think its wonderful because there is a motherly bond between infant and mothers. lesbians, unlike gay men, don't make their whole livelihoods based on being degenerate pedophiles.
also the fact that you think my opinion of gay men has anything to do with Catholicism shows me how retarded you are. not everything can be blamed on religious beliefs, you desperately need a new scapegoat.
i think you should come to terms with the fact that gay men are predators and should not be "buying a mommy" (>>871608) to have a child to abuse. i implore you to look into the amount of gay men who were molested as children by other men and then grow up to continue the cycle of abuse.
Bringing it back to the actual thread topic: shane dawson has talked extensively about how he was molested as a child and now look at him? do you think this man is a good role model? do you think he can properly bond with a child? can go without sexualizing his child? Shane can not even go without sexualizing his animals, how do you think he will handle a growing child? Shane couldn't be around his pre-teen niece without talking about how she would look good sucking dick & constantly trying to get panty shots of her for his channel. HIS UNDERAGE NIECE!
If shane was so comfortable doing that with a young family member do you really think he can control himself around his own child? do you really think someone as degenerate as shane dawson should be the guardian of a child?
And I know you are gonna say "not all gay men are like that!1!!1" I agree they aren't but the VAST majority are. Shane has a very stereotypical childhood to adulthood that most gay men have.
Again I encourage you to look into how gay men behave around children, but i doubt you will because you, for some reason, can not fathom that maybe not everyone should be allowed to be parents.
No. 871774
>>871701Ignoring the sperging but just a reminder that Shane admitted he has no memories or knowledge of actually being molested, he just believes he "must have been" because of how precocious he was (in molesting neighborhood kids as a teen). IIRC his therapist agreed with this idea and there might have been some recovered memories bullshit going on.
I feel that it gets glossed over that he used this
hypothetical abuse that he has no proof or memories that it even happened to him, as an excuse for why he hurt other kids and still acts inappropriately towards kids today. He uses it as a sob story, as a "gotcha" (see: his Tati reply video), but he isn't even sure if it really happened. At this point, he chooses to believe that it 100% happened because it gives him a tragic past to use to manipulate people and his audience.
No. 871775
>>871595Ugh surrogacy is so unethical and dehumanizing towards the mother. But
>>871661 is right in that Shane's scandals may very well make an adoption agency hesitant to approve them. I just hope they pay her really well and aren't weird about micromanaging the pregnancy like some couples are. I remember them joking about Morgan being a surrogate for them a while ago, so I'm just glad they didn't actually seem to genuinely ask her to do that. It seems really weird to ask your sibling to do something like that for you, especially considering they really ought to use Ryland's sperm because I seriously doubt Shane's is healthy
No. 871783
>>871776The same brother going on about the world being a simulation? I didn't watch the video, to be fair. I agree that it would partly explain his degeneracy and ED, but the story has been changing over the years as he seemed to grasp the "benefits" (for him as a controversial public figure) of claiming CSA. There was also that bit in his book where he laments that a teacher didn't molest him, or something like that. Really curious about the timeline of his claims and how they changed over time. I tried but I'm too dumb to upload the webm:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1278161757891067904 (clip of him wondering who molested him and re-traumatizing people he molested by messaging them) plus this youtube clip talking about the process with his therapist, that sounds like the equivalent of doing an online quiz or a buzzfeed-esque "top 10 signs you were molested as a kid".
No. 871801
>>871733im sorry
nonnie that you are in denial but like i said i really do encourage you to read into this, i think if you took the time to look into this you would change your mind. i know you want to think i am some evil homophobic conservative but i am just a woman with the motherly instinct to make sure all children should be protected from harm and obviously we can not save every child but there is a clear connection to gay men and molested children/teens so i think that is a good place to start.
>>871774wtf? i had no idea he just "thinks" he was molested as a child. i was under the impression he had been molested not just thought he was… how strange thanks for sharing this
nonnie i had no idea
(derailing ) No. 871845
>>871801>there is a clear connection to gay men and molested childrenactual bullshit
the connection to molested children is men, especially teachers, religious leaders, stepfathers, and boyfriends of single moms
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>>871845men that molest little boys are gay men (whether they are out or not) and usually those children that are molested continue the cycle of sexually abusing other little boys. you quite literally have proven my point
nonnie so thanks!
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>>871783Let us not forget that he tries to say that his whole reason for molesting other kids is because he was molested but in his book I hate my selfie he literally admits that he was never molested. He also admits to making a fake profile to try and get a classmate to send him nudes so that he could use it as revenge porn and posted all over the school.
No. 873096
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>>871595Ryland has to be one of the dumbest people I’ve ever come across. Every time he opens his mouth it’s just a cascade of stupidity.
Totally immoral to bring another baby into this crowded world just to doom it to being barely smarter than a flan. Never mind all the other layers of
toxic shit going on in that relationship.
To jump through so many questionable hoops just to spread your
toxic flawed seed is peak narcissism.
No. 873098
>>873096Ryland is just going with whatever Shane wants in the moment to boot. He knows Shane is bored of being gay life style. That it's only a matter of time before Shane fucks off with some 'need me time' bullshit. What better way to save a failing relationship than throw a baby in the mix, works every time. Hell I'd not be surprised if it came out Shane wanted to impregnate whatever poor dumbass is/was to be their egg donor.
>>867533 he's already dreaming of women and isn't hiding his disdain for Ryland not having a pussy.
No. 873101
>>873098Interesting nona. Agree re: Shane being over the gayness of it all but I've always felt he was the apathetic one and Ryland was driving all of this, especially the baby plot. Shane being a lethargic mess in general meaning inertia is just keeping him in this failing relationship and as soon as this baby shit gets real he might finally do a rug pull and gone girl the fuck out of there before he is shackled to this materialistic halfwit and the concomitant vapid lifestyle for 18 miserable years.
Anyway I don't follow either closely, I just listen to The sip every week solely for Lizze Gordon so I may be completely off base.
No. 875129
>>874778Ryan a very jealous man and it extremely
toxic. Rather then being pleased Shane sperm good enough to use he managed to find a way to sulk and whinge about it
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Watch him do exactly the same shit as the last podcast. Shane must really have the brain capacity of a raisin
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>>875749I wonder that too
nonnie. The way Shane seems to openly dislike Ryland and the zero patience he had for him is now so far into the minus territory it's hurtling towards hell.
I think Ryland is clinging on and wouldn't pull the plug unlike Shane who needs to hurry up and throw the figurative baby out with the bathwater before there is a actual literal baby in this clusterfuck. The problem is Shane is so apathetic that even the thought of disetangling from Ryland the remora is too much exercise.
No. 875984
>>875942>>875749I think maybe if Shane didn't have all of this controversy and lost literally everyone around him. maybe they may have broke up, as I cant imagine ryland ever leaving like
>>875838 said
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>>876403I tried to watch for recapping (since I'm hate-watching anyway), but couldn't make it past the 10 minute mark. Here's a decent summary from Reddit.
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>>876597Second part of summary.
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Not sure if I should sage this or not, so apologies mod if it’s not decent milk but Jeffree Star has started selling his Yak Farm meat (shock, he literally trade marked it under butchery) but so many of his former fans are losing their shit because “but muh vegan cosmetics!”, like this is where you draw the line not his racist stuff, his hatred of woman, him being pally with nonces, it’s him killing Yaks…
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Jeff with his scooter Karen haircut lookin ass
No. 878518
>>878495he fell off so badly after Nate,like he's not even fun to watch for the drama any more. In fact it seems like when Nate and Jeffree broke up, everything kinda got boring when it came to Guru drama.
Not that Nate was involved in it but that was direct time, when the drama became blah
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>>878589reminds me of that vegan parody page that's been going around lately
No. 878606
>>878589I'm vegan and actually think it's better to know the animals lived well while they were alive at least (giving them names and treating them like pets is weird though kek)
>>878602lmao love this
No. 878634
>>878630bison is good to eat, why not yak?
people in the Himalayas eat it
No. 878642
>>878630I don’t think it’s about the consumption of Yaks, I think it is that Jeffree told his audience that he would NEVER butcher them.
And he framed this as an animal sanctuary of sorts.
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Posted in the other thread too but for those interested shane dawson was trending because of dream being weird with his cat and tbh I think its funny that THAT may be the main reason shane is remembered for kek
No. 879722
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Seems like no one has talked about Shane's failed forum that he mysteriously locked and covered up. It was around the time as his Tinychat streams where he allowed his friend Pam to show her breasts and was using KISSarmygirl10 as a mod and flirting with her online despite her being a child.
https://twitter.com/shanedawson/status/359044342096216064?lang=enhttps://web.archive.org/web/20130725001941/http://sdarmy.shanedawsontv.com/ No. 879764
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Since no one else seemed to be masochistic enough to suffer through rylands latest vlog I watched it at 1.75 speed.
Rylands went to a theme park with Lizzie.
They buy Shane's mom a apple desktop computer.
They're keeping their California house but moving back to Colorado.
Shane says he "Can't believe they're doing it." Moving back to his house he fucking bought in Colorado.
I cannot at all imagine what the big changes are that they clickbaited in the title. Literally nothing. They have their dogs in a hotel room and the car never show walking them or anything.
Then they walk through the door and rylands mom and grandma are there.
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>https://web.archive.org/web/20100109092100/http://shanedawson.spreadshirt.com/I know this is old but holy shit, even worse than the Hot Topic shanaynay shirts.
No. 880606
>>871701Shane isn't even gay, he's bi.
>>872436>men that molest little boys are bisexual opportunistsThere's a Blanchard study that basically concluded this.
I'm honestly happy he is nowhere near Lisa.
No. 880694
>>880606Curious I don’t follow Shane much as he bores me. How come you are glad he is away from Lisa?
Just a general question no hate
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>>856100Again doing the masochistic act of watching a ryland vlog.
Starts by Shane saying he's "dissociating" arriving at the house.
Lots of short vids of the animals.
More insipid consuming of home goods. The store where they bought the blue dinosaur is closing so they HAD to buy an alpaca figure.
Going to rylands family's for veterans day. Really annoying cookie review.
Made room in the garage to store the cars to avoid hail damage. This is what I think the "big changes" were illuding to?
Recorded an ep of Shane's podcast with terrible western outfits.
There are several minutes dedicated to their decorative alpacas.
They need a "professional hanger" to put up home decor.
Shane claims a couch is ruining his life.
I lost so many brain cells watching this insipid vacuous bullshit. Even at 1.75x. The fact that anyone thinks this is content is beyond me and yet I watch it. I'm aware of the irony.
No. 882418
>>882099He’s getting filler and it’s slowly becoming botched it more noticeable in videos he features in where he can’t pick and choose the angles and lighting
but I think in this picture he has a filter on
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Prayer circle that it's just clickbait and these incompetent fucks aren't actually going through with it
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Ryland vlog from today
Talking about crumbl and a donut shop. Shane would die for his baby.
Ryland wants everyone to know that they're having a child and they want people to keep manifesting this child for them.
Got a gift for their future child which is a plush banana. Ryland insists they get crumbl and then give the news.
Ryland got Shane an early birthday gift… Prolonging the news of course. Ryland got Shane Gucci sunglasses which are hideous and tacky.
Shane does maybe look smaller than the last video I watched.
They grossly eat cookies.
Shane pours whiskey into a cup and then says he shouldn't be drinking because he just took a pill? And then appears to drink anyway.
Egg donor is going through the process to retrieve the eggs still and there is a chance that the surrogate could be pregnant by the end of summer.
When the surrogate is ready is when they will decide whose sperm they are using bc they are concerned about Taurus/cancer signs and whose sperm they come from.
Shane says they should make lip gloss out of their surrogates placenta.
Surrogate or donor does want to meet them? Wasn't clear at 1.5 speed and I refuse to watch these slower than that.
Shane claims to not drink while there's a full bar for cocktails behind him as they're getting ready for company.
More shopping with Shane and rylands mom.
Ryland rubs a gross bit of dirt or something off of his mom's margarita glass that he made at their home?
That's it. Fucking kill me.
No. 882556
>>882467A few years ago Shane was confirmed to be taking adderall, and would take the occasional Xanax as well.
You really shouldn’t drink on either of them, but with adderall it’s not the end of the world.
I am willing to bet this is why he doesn’t really drink.
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Once again taking the pain of watching a ryland blog that presumes to reveal big things but doesn't.
Opens with them in bed and ryland telling Shane over and over again that he is notready for a new dog.
Shane talks about how it's always been a dream to have a big plot of land to have animals and somehow it segways into them getting a kid and then back to pets. Really sounds like ryland is not on board for another dog.
They are once again going shopping for the dog but with rylands mom. Oh and grandmother. Also talking about naming the dog riley whichh is… Weird.
They choose a lot of toys which have chokables.
Waiting at the airport bc I guess they fucking imported her. Poor thing. Pick her up and transport her outside of her crate in the front seat.
Introduce both the other dogs at once. It's a really cute puppy. I hope things end up well.
No. 885327
>>885307I was thinking the same exact thing anon, Shane is a bland narcissistic incel who's only personality trait is trying to be Artie Lange. {only getting the fat and ugly part down}
Garrett was super popular for Coco Peru and then made a name for himself through his personality. Shane never talked about wanting to hunt ghosts until Garrett came into the picture, in fact Shane didn't start posting conspiracy theories until after he and Garrett broke up and he posted "MY THOUGHTS ON DATING GUYS" everything before that is stupid food videos, him platforming another pedo Destrey Smith for "WTF NEWS", him making out with Gabbie Hanna, and abysmal apology videos.
No. 885754
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>>885544Not Saging because no one has talked about Destrey's involvement with Shane and I found another
victim that no one has talked about.
Yep, I was actually very sad when I found out. Not only did he use his fanbase to date kids but he openly dated a 15 year old at 19
Kendra:
http://web.archive.org/web/20100319222352/https://capndesdes.tumblr.com/ he also dated other underage girls
Shannon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GHiOw11X6sAmber:
https://mobile.twitter.com/AmberWindrunner/status/543936559901581312https://fuckyeahdesterysmith.tumblr.com/post/112291288205https://twitter.com/flinkbag/status/1360818792402620416Leda:
https://twitter.com/CapnDesDes/status/307422372997234690Nathan and Destrey both dated her, Nathan called him out specifically for this
https://youtu.be/C-Qmq1BAbfQ?t=512Destrey also made the shittiest apology and went back to acting like nothing happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHHAYoTjTJU&t=203s No. 885854
>>885480What makes this even funnier is that it's not even a real horse- it was a
hypothetical horse. At this point in time they hadn't even looked at any horses there was just a vague idea of owning one and that was enough for Ryland to tard out on Morgan
No. 886141
>>886020Its a different story when its someone 18 dating someone in there 20s, but dating 15 year olds when you are an adult is nasty.
We have already established this shit is nasty when it comes to Shane and Onision, you can't just ignore it because you find the person attractive when you are out of highschool your brain works completely differently from a child, if its not thats extremely concerning anon.
Also I was wrong Kendra was 14 and he was 19
https://twitter.com/kmeow513/status/1360354445196894210this is a pattern of his considering he dated a 16 year old at 21
https://twatermel0n-blog.tumblr.com/post/40459294363/wow-i-accidentally-deleted-the-post-but-my-friendalso a 12 year old when he was 21
https://twitter.com/WitchingHourVT/status/1360851515712430083https://twitter.com/marsmarauder/status/1367475593370099715https://twitter.com/WitchingHourVT/status/1360770384459628545 the youngest accuser was literally 7 anon
https://twitter.com/Atomic_Muffinss/status/1360089482737852419/photo/1https://twitter.com/ZiggyLyzzy/status/1361129236698861571He literally used his child audience to get his dick wet like James Charles
No. 886790
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>>886630Exactly what I was thinking. Shane made it a point to stress the sex jokes, but they were passive agressive AF. It was just Shane eating, being an eyesore, and whining about being horny. I hope they know that if their sex life is shit because a dog is coming between them then whats going to happen when they have a kid? They gonna keep the baby in another room? Ryland says when they have the baby he's "prepared to have that be my full time job for awhile, But with the puppy I'm still trying to work and do a million things. She is like always going a million miles an hour,then crashes for an hour to give me a break." Then he zooms in on the dog sleeping.
He's complaining about not being able to handle a puppy which is not even high energy throughout the whole video. The baby is the horse thing all over,neither of them are ready to take care of that kid; Shane has a past molesting kids and Ryland can't even garden on his own let alone be bothered to take care of his 4 animals. They still have both houses and haven't gotten married yet. Its just an absolute trainwreck
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I was searching up stuff about Shane's brother Jerid and his DUI arrests they talked about in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1gdbYULeyg instead found a court record of Shane getting sued by a debt collector on 08/06/2021
https://unicourt.com/case/ca-la15-dr-pariseau-inc-vs-shane-l-yaw-77780 No. 887162
>>887137Interesting nona.
It looks like it is a property management company in Los Angeles suing him for debts.
D R Pariseau- Denis Pariseau
CEO of Briar Management- LA
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No. 887979
>>887871His stupid fucking face
I can’t
No. 888298
>>886629Was there proof of this tho? I know about the pictures of him sucking a pet off but has then been any proof he banged them? Either way he has a odd relationship with pets I wouldn’t be surprised if he did do the peanut butter trick he used to joke about vom
>>886630Upcoming poly relationship??? to make Shane happy but rylan even more missable kek.
>>886790 either way the child will end up getting fucked up with their
toxic ignorant lifestyle
No. 888969
>>888298I mean he "joked" about doing so multiple times in his videos, podcast,instagram and book. There is literally a compilation of him full on making out with dogs, spitting in their mouths,etc
>>882790 Dude molested children and "joked" about it after not a far leap given his depravity
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House renovations
Shane shaming ryland for his farts
Honey has a cone? Not explained.
Lots of consumerism and dumb purchases including weird attic finds from rylands fam that has cultish vibes.
Found Shane's wedding ring at a yard sale. Kinda looks stupid.
Hot water heater broke bc they never winterized it. Buying a new one.
Bug reveal is… The finished guest room in their barn. God I hate them so much.
I stopped watching after this bc I cant submit my mental health to this for extended periods. I'm willing to bet nothing happens.
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Oh no.
No. 896491
>>896416I think they stopped associating publicly but I don't remember them calling each other out. The most I remember is Trisha saying Shane wanted to drop Jeffree but was scared of him kek.
>>896377This is a bold move, he's just been dipping his toes back into youtube after all the drama and now he's going to put out this? I guess he's just putting up a middle finger to the woke portion of his audience
No. 896606
>>896377I guess they're the only two people in the world who will associate with each other. Honestly it's not the world's worst idea, two biggest canceled assholes on YouTube together again. It's going to at least Peak some people's interest. Or they'll just watch someone's recap
I definitely don't expect it to be nearly as successful regardless, especially because people were upset with the yak meat to begin with. And to be quite frank, even meat eaters aren't exactly interested in a meat Farm unless it's some ancient Family Farm or a brand they eat from. But even then people would obviously prefer to watch a sheep wool Farm over a sheep slaughterhouse
>>896504Maybe he'll take a page out of Greg's book and try to convince Ryland a polycule will make them seem more authentically gay for twitter queerios. I could see that immediately ending their relationship kek
No. 896758
>>896757samefag thought id summarize
>ryland acknowledges they now have 3 dogs, 1 cat (PLUS they are adopting the barn cat from the alpaca's old place), seven alpacas AND they are still trying to buy some poor woman's womb>claims he has the time to care for them (lol)>everyone gathers around to film the alpacas. lots of instagrammy shots. the alpacas are cute ngli didn't watch the end. i'm just astounded they did this kek. not one, not two, but 7. alpacas have a life span of around 20 years. there is no way this will last. didn't their kitten get eaten by their dog? who authorized this? lmao
No. 896801
>>896758Give it a year and the alpacas will be magically gone and never mentioned.
Or Jeffrey star end up buying them
Ah new alpacas…. Jeffrey star… I bet there will be shane/Jeff alpaca makeup collaboration
No. 897102
>>896860Ok I watched it
First ~15 minutes are just Shane introducing what this video is going to be about, him talking about the second palette and also him catching us up on life events, with typical Shane humor about what a ~*mess*~ he is
Then most of the middle is clips of Jeffree and Shane swatching the palette in the lab, intermixed with clips of Shane taking his dogs to the vet and talking to Rylands family. Of course during the family clip Shane gets to say his piece about how the first palette wasn't a money grab
Then the last quarter is Shane revealing that he's going to make a second video where he visits Jeffree at the yak ranch and they're going to discuss the palette together on video, the theme, the names, etc
I thought people were exaggerating but this video was a pretty boring nothingburger. He barely discussed the actual cancellation and the fall out he experienced from it. The parts that were supposed to be juicy, where Rylands family is asking Shane "Anything they want" weren't juicy at all. I guess the most surprising part is that it seems like Jeffree and Shane are still on pretty good terms although I'm not sure if they're still "besties" like before. Despite this I'll probably watch the next video anyway, Jeffree is usually pretty entertaining even though he's a terrible person
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>>896860Kek he needs to realize his YouTube career is never going to be what it was ever again. He needs to just quit, already. He's a talentless hack that got lucky but fucked it up by being a degenerate.
No. 897588
>>897501Jeffree is such a guilty pleasure tbh, he's just effortlessly entertaining. I don't really feel like he's a better person deep down though
>>897554They've both been around since the mid 2000s and have reinvented their images as time goes by so I'm not surprised they're still around. At the same time the millennials who grew up with them are too old to care now and Zoomers probably just think they're
problematic white male fossils. Tbh I think Shane is not as messy and retarded as he pretends to be, he's probably taken a page out of Jeffree's book at this point and has diversified financially. I think he'll just keep making content as long as he has even a small fanbase who watches, if anything it's better for him if the only people who pay attention to him are fans
No. 897599
>>897461It seems like Jeffree has found happiness… before he seemed to be trying to fill the emptiness he felt with purses and designer clothes and now he seems to be more content. I honestly thought the big reveal might be him leaving the makeup business, but it’s just YouTube which…. He wasn’t posting much anyway so it’s not that big of a change.
I’m happy for him, to be honest. He seems to be happy and isn’t being a shitty person like he has been in the past.
No. 897765
Pretty good recap video breaking down the weird dynamic between Shane, Chris (new cameraman), and Ryland on their stupid podcast.
>Shane got Chris to open up about his sex/masturbation addiction on a previous episode
>Shane responding very defensively to criticism about that episode, asking Chris on the podcast if it made him uncomfortable
>Chris of course denies any harm - Shane is his boss and they are recording a podcast, of course he's going to say it was fine
>Shane, Ryland, and Shane's ugly brother continue to joke about Chris's addiction and "loads" all episode, v uncomfortable
>Shane "jokingly" holds up finger guns at Chris while asking once again if he thinks Shane is a bully
>Chris squeaks out "Shane is not a bully, he's a wonderful human" kek
>They talk in disgusting depth about wet dreams, "loads", etc. Ugh.
>Ryland and Chris went on a "date", Shane very jealous OF RYLAND
>Video narrator points out the seeming triangle of attraction: Shane->Chris->Ryland->Shane
>Weird tension/aggression between Shane and Ryland is being projected and played out with Chris
>Chris needs to get the fuck outta town before they exploit him further
In conclusion, yuck.
No. 897814
>>897461I cringe at this video because even though Jeffree is in a better place, he still hasn't changed and is still VERY materialistic. Shane calling a 1 million dollar home humble is cringy. And Jeffree showing off his "one of 1500" electric hummer, giant arcade basement, and keeping "10%" of his purses (which I'm sure is still hundreds) isn't some "omg I've changed" moment. They're just using this to try to get some of their fans back and cash in on their cancellation. Jeffree also seems incredibly lonely having no family and friends. He has to use his paid assistant as his friend. A sad life, really. I call bullshit on both of them.
When Jeffree says "I don't waste any part of the animal" when talking about his farming, the camera pans in on Shane's face and he makes a noise like he's about to say something but stops himself. It's incredibly obvious how Shane is thinking about something sexual in that moment. Really solidifies that he's into beastiality. Fucking disgusting.
>>897765Tf is going on here. They all seem like porn addicts.
No. 897906
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From recent vlog about shopping for Christmas decor, they try seasonal coffee drinks at a local cafe and Shane brings his own pumpkin creamer, pumpkin whip cream, and about 5-8?? Splenda packets (artificial sugar) to add to the already sugary coffee that he ordered. He actually seems pretty embarrassed and asks Ryland not not film it, kek. Beetus for you, Shane.
No. 897911
>>897909Except after you get good at bulimia, you don't have to use your fingers anymore. You can make yourself hurl without doing that because it's not needed or necessary.
t. Person who has binged and purged a lot.
No. 897916
>>897909nona, i think we have to remember that shane has had an eating disorder pretty much his whole adult life. he admitted to been secretly bulimic for a long time. and also mentioned other weird shit like eating and spitting which you only see in people with life long eds who lost the plot a long time ago.
people relapse all the time and shane being clearly depressed i dont doubt he has been relapsing for a long time now. i actually doubt he ever fully recovered. i remember watching a vlog of his many years ago where he bought halo top ice cream and explained that ice cream is the easiest thing to throw up. i really dont think he ever got better.
No. 897956
>>897461Jeffree really needs to get a grip and tone his arrogance down a couple notches.
This whole narrative he tries to portray – that selling his mansion, moving to a significantly more modest house in Wyoming, selling most of his designer wardrobe and accessories, cars, becoming a farmer, staying off of social media, living a secluded homebody lifestyle etc has anything to do with "humbling", "healing" and repairing himself, "finding peace" and coming back to his "authentic" self, and muh mental health – kek, it’s just a bunch of yakshit. It’s dead obvious that it’s nothing but a
forced measure.
After all the things that went down in the last 3 years or so, he tries to act so unbothered by his "cancellations", even made up a new slogan "… So?", but it’s evident that it’s taken a considerable toll on him, both in terms of image / online presence and financially (offline). And him baiting the idea of quitting YouTube is also a part of that, and not being sm-savvy.
Sure, it
is a smart move to leave now, when you still have somewhat of a relevance and support left, and paint it as something done for the greater good, for the sake of growing up and finding inner peace and happiness, rather than continue spiralling and dwindling down, and, ultimately, following in the footsteps of his nemesis, KVD.
However, he could’ve just stopped there and saved face. But of course he felt the need to proceed with
also blaming it all on covid – oh covid changed our lives forever, and now "no one watches YouTube anymore", "no one clicks the videos", the platform "sucks", and they are "wasting their time" filming the series basically.
Sure Jan, that is
exactly why you have agreed to be part of a 3hr+ "documentary" and did another collection reveal on that exact same platform which "sucks" and is a waste of your time. And it’s entirely covid’s fault that you only get around a tenth of the views you used to get, and hardly anyone wants to work with you both in terms of collaboration, production and also brand deals. And you cannot pull off the same level of production on your own in Wyoming, nor have any content to scrape up now that no one’s willing to pay you to get featured. But sure, it’s the covid that "killed" the platform, not any of your own actions. KEK God forbid.
Also, a really smart move to start a tiktoker "career" by saying he hates the platform, sees it as harmful, and very much dislikes filming tiktoks – lol good luck with that.
No. 897961
>>897958>>897960I second this. I over-wash my hands a lot, not because of some germaphobia though, but because I won’t allow myself to touch certain things and surfaces with non-squeaky-clean hands. It will dry out and crack your hands bad, even if you use the most nourishing of soaps.
HOWEVER, it will affect your entire hand, and mostly the back of the hand, not only the knuckles. And it looks nothing like
>>897906So, it’s more of bulimia knuckles than anything.
No. 898247
Third video is out
This video is mostly more Shane and Jeffree hanging out, mixed with Shane and Ryland talking about Jeffree.
They talk about the palette more, turns out the palette's theme was "Doomsday" and it ended up being too on the nose considering Covid19, which happened right after the palette was made. I guess this is part of why they didn't release it. Shane said they're still not going to officially release it since Jeffree has used some shades in other palettes since then and because they're revealing it on youtube now it wouldn't be worth it (?)
I thought there might be a "We convinced Jeffree to stay on youtube" moment at the end but there wasn't. Instead there was some cope about how Jeffree isn't That miserable on TikTok so it's fine. I think Jeffree actually does hate TikTok though, he was shitting on his own TikToks lmao
Throughout the video Shane is really disconcerted about Jeffree leaving youtube, even though Jeffree doesn't seem to care. My take is that Jeffree leaving youtube, and his reasons why, is making Shane freak out about his own youtube career. I also think it's making him feel old and out of the loop, since he doesn't want to do TikTok yet the world is moving on from youtube
At the beginning there was some funny Jeffree cope about how his youtube numbers being so bad now definitely has nothing to do with being cancelled again. He seems to feel he can be famous as long as he's on the right platform
I guess the most interesting thing about this video was watching two internet relics discuss how the times are a changin. I will say Jeffree seems more resilient than Shane in this matter, Shane mentioned how he's had to reinvent himself a few times, but he's only ever been on youtube and I can tell the idea of youtube becoming irrelevant freaks him out
No. 898318
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Terrifying. What is he doing?
No. 898404
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>>898318His face reminds me of this woman, who is constantly on my yt recommended for whatever reason. Something about the expression makes me so unreasonably angry
No. 898412
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Of course it was a cash grab for them to sell merch, bet you they made it before Shane's career imploded and now they are trying to recoup losses
No. 898448
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>>898404Completely unrelated but there's a woman in one of the Facebook groups I'm in who does the same in her profile pictures and constantly makes self-pitying posts
No. 898899
>>898607When you're hardcore bulimic you don't rely on your gag-reflex. Vomiting becomes so easy it falls out when you bend over. But I agree that Shane never got to that stage.
>>897924I think he's mentioned having psoriasis or eczema before, and torturing Ryland with his skin flakes.
Doesn't necessarily mean he's not bulimic currently. I had bad rashes all over my body when I was. Your body begins to attack itself when your swollen all the time from the bile/nutrition is so poor.
No. 898952
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>>898247 interesting that jeffree thinks his youtube videos are flopping but he still hits 1 million views per video. Sure, it's 10 million less than 2-4 years ago but most creators don't even break 1 mil. He's fine just a bitch
No. 900386
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>>899901Shane is fully-being-himself and letting it all hang out.
No. 901447
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Shane wants to be a woman
No. 901886
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Nonas, I'm so sorry. View at your own risk to eyeball and brain health.
No. 901889
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>>901886viewed. not worth it, oh my god.
No. 901895
>>901886Oof, skinny twinks with no ass shouldn't do that pose, and exceptionally hairy men shouldn't be wearing women's swim suits because it ends up making their hairy chests look more apparent.
Wonder if Shane is going to try and convince Ryland to take estrogen to try and prevent twink death. He's obsessed with calling Ryland mom and a girl because his homophobia anyways, I wonder if he pushes for Ryland to act girlier for him because he can't handle the fact that they're both the man in the relationship. Maybe 2023 we'll see Ryland troon out in an attempt to keep Shane interested
No. 901914
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>>901886omg that is so pathetic lmao
No. 901918
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can anyone remember and piece together this timeline for me? went back through the threads and couldn't find the exact details he mentions. did they try to kill him? was he ever really famous enough to be indoctrinated in the fame cults?
No. 901924
>>901918He’s just doing what he always does, talks about how he has so much drama on everyone to get people to listen and then run off when people actually press him for it.
Just look at the James Charles or Dahvie Vanity situations.
No. 901936
>>901918He's a dumb conspiracy nut so I don't believe it. There are actual elites and terrible people around that scene but they're not the illuminati. It's mostly pedo circles, real human trafficking rings, the Freemasons (who hide behind idiots going on about the illuminati), and executives creating money laundering schemes among others. What has Jeffree done that could even screw their plans? He didn't even make that much of a ruckus in the makeup world.
Britney is being screwed over by her family, people involved in her music, and now the public who is encouraging her current breakdowns by acting like women are made for porn. Kanye isn't blasting the system, he's a sick man who has been deteriorating for decades and recently went on /pol during a manic phase and now has a pedo and a tranny lover fucking with him and using him.
Put up or shut up Jeffree, also if there actually were any issues I doubt he'd just casually tweet about them. I almost hope he's being paranoid and losing it because he has no idea what it's like to actually go up against people with too much power to fall. How many women get killed investigating trafficking rings? Jeffree occasionally said spicy shit on twitter during a manic phase
No. 906576
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They're married now and the body language is just so sadly telling.
No. 906577
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>>906576Samefag, no
nonnie should have to watch the wedding vlog so let's give it up for reddit girlie BeefyMami who will fill us in and spare us the pain.
No. 906580
>>906576True.
Also, for it being "the best day of [their lives]" they could’ve at least dressed not like they’re going to the grocery store. Especially with how Ryland always needs to look so extra on benign occasions…
Can any of you American Nonnies fact-check if the marriage is actually true? You never know with them anymore what’s true and what’s bait, they lie so much. I’ve attempted, but I haven’t found the appropriate resource for such info.
No. 908788
>>902022Exactly it was between that,him being friends with Hunter Moore/ posting revenge porn on isanyoneup, and him raping someone and paying the
victim to stay quiet. He thought paying for Dustin Dailey, Nick Snyder, Rich Lux, and other beauty drama youtubers to only post in his favor was going to keep people from talking about his actions.
No. 908813
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so who is it anons?
I'm thinking its a gay NFL cheerleader lol
No. 908895
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>>908813It's my time to shine..this is closest to the sports thread I've been requesting for a long time
My only guesses are:
Henry Anderson (6'6 Carolina Panthers defensive end, whose wife is also defensive)
Taylor Lewan (6'7, Tennessee Titans tackle)
No. 908900
>>908813I’m guessing it’s a player from the Rams. A lot of NFL players are 6ft 6; he could even be adding or subtracting an inch. He didn’t need to add the height(it’s obvious the dude is tall) but he did for a reason. Jeffrey is 6’1
They were supposedly out and about in public and had dinner so i don’t think it’s a secret. Jeffree just knows how to play the game to get attention.
No. 908907
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It’s Carl Nassib I’m pretty sure. He’s already out and just deleted all the photos of his boyfriend.
No. 909582
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I was correct, it's Taylor Lewan
No. 909656
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TMZ is saying it was just promo for his podcast
No. 910327
I had a good laugh at Jeffree Star talking about how pronouns are crap kek
From his podcast:
>“I’m not into all the other bullsht,” Star began, referencing trans and nonbinary people. “The ‘they’ and ‘them.’ And all that extra sht that we added during the pandemic because everyone was so bored in their fcking houses. They just started to make up more sht.”>Article continues after ad>“That’s why the conservatives like me, because I’m just real,” he continued. “You’re not they and them. You’re trans — you’re male, or you’re female. And people get so mad when I say that. How are you a ‘they?’ What the f*ck does that mean? It’s stupid!”https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/jeffree-star-under-fire-for-comments-on-trans-and-nonbinary-people-2063858/ No. 910331
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Hardly milk or drama, but I thought it was interesting that Morgan commented under Garrett's new IG post
No. 911126
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Shane Dawson and his husband cheerfully announce that they purchased 12 embryos and are hiring a surrogate to gestate a baby boy and possibly girl
No. 913280
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the face he makes in every thumbnail is so cringey
No. 914226
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In a strange turn of event, Shane appeared as a guest on Steve-o's Wild Ride podcast 2 days ago. Has anyone caught this? He looks absolutely awful in the title card.
No. 914239
>>914237Samefag, and fed a baby doll with food until it was bursting out, and put a barbie doll in the grill until it melted in a video. I know they are just dolls but it was done in this revolting way where he was clearly enjoying and laughing away at simulating torturing a child. Those were with his blond female ex.
He's also been sexual on omegle or whatever in the 00s with minors. People reading this thread are familiar already with all this but yeah, with such an extensive history of degeneracy the idea of them havung a child is plain ominous.
He's not only a degenerate but specifically in a way which suggests he will be harmful to children. I feel so sorry for any future child in that household.
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>>914226lol the fact that its steve-o made me realize shane kinda looks like current-day bam margera now. i wonder if they have a lot in common, both absolutely insufferable and publicly downward spiraling
No. 914727
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No. 914902
>>914727Well least the baby didn’t get called beary like Shane was suggesting. But not really a shock surprise baby revel as they were saying they wanted two for ages. They won’t be able to cope with two they can’t even look after their pets. Hopefully there family’s help them and give the children some sort of normal life
I’m guessing they both have a egg each if they managed to do twins?
Now how long until they bring out theme merch and cash grab like rylan keeps mentioning? Few months or soon they are born. Let’s hope they keep them of the internet for the sake of the children.
No. 916830
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Jeffree's Makeup and Meat store opened Friday. It was announced like Monday or Tuesday. He got Yelawolf to play a free show at a venue that's right next to the store in the heart of downtown; local stuff was scheduled but of course things were shuffled to accommodate Mr. Star. People camped out in parking lots for the opening. I also learned that Jeff got a DUI from the wreck when he first moved here.
Picture is the side of the building
The front is like peptobismal pink. Yay.
No. 916854
>>915255I doubt they'll molest them or do anything like that to them.
More realistically they're gonna raise them to be obnoxious douchebags.
No. 916995
>>916830This is so ridiculous and dumb, there’s no redemption. The guy’s intending to sell vegan makeup in a meat shop. Bravo.
>>916864 I think everyone wants to know who is this targeted towards. Whatever happened to his actual business partners that used to do the brain work for him?
No. 921517
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Eugenia Cooney has gone to visit Jeffree at the Yak Star Ranch. They have been chatting and going on lives together in the past few months too.
My only guess is that no influencers will hang out with Jeffree anymore except Eugenia because her brain is so rotted. Since she is stuck in 2007 maybe she reminds Jeffree of his myspace days too
No. 921521
>>921517Can’t wait for their inevitable fall out only for Jeffree to cling onto relevancy by threatening to expose Eugenia or her ana chan habits only to backtrack when he’s called out on it, and say he’s “grown” from the situation.
Just like he did with Dahvie and James Charles, I don’t remember if he did with Shane.
No. 921526
>>921517People hVe been tinfoiling that he might be attempting a Jaclyn on her, but will have a better chance of swaying her. He would also use it as a way t make himself look good. It would feed his God complex.
Really though, anything could happen at this point.
No. 921556
>>921526 he did a live stream of him faking crying about her saying he seen her eat (they picked out a yak to eat and shoot with a custom gun) and saying he knows she is ok but stop sending hate (there no hate just people trying support her to get better) she is so obsessed with him she even wants a 'cute gun' but the bish couldn't even lift a beach ball let alone a gun and it not really in her personality to be a gun girl. She even changed the way she talks when he comes on her live it's so bizarre. Even told of Marcus dobre in the most awkward live ever saying he was in the wrong turning down a amazing opportunity to go on a private jet with Jeffrey for like 30 mins non stop.
I do hope he takes advantage of situation and gets her real help I feel like if he told her to she would. And you know he would take full credit for that if not then just expect a Skelton themed makeup collection either way milk her for content. Wouldn't suprise me too if shane starts sniffing around for a 'documentary'
Another thing to mention is where is deb on this trip. Jeffrey said he is in kahoots with her hopefully he convince her to get her daughter help rather then accusing people of kidnapping her.
>>921521 knowing Jeffrey he probably writing in a book about all her secrets he said in a interview once he knows a dirty secret about everyone aka something to blackmail with
No. 922977
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>>856100Jeffree posted this last night
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>>922977Shane looks haggard as shit but also like he lost some weight? Sage for old milk but his sons are due in 7 weeks, hopefully him losing weight is indication that he’s working on himself for their sake.
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>>922977jfc did he hop on the ozempic train? he's starting to look like that rat perez hilton.