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No. 856100

A thread to discuss Shane Dawson and all the milky YouTubers he hitches his wagon to, the ongoing Jeffree/Shane saga, Karmageddon as well as past and future projects. Previous series/collabs include:
>The Truth About Tana Mongeau
>$10 Million Celebrity Mansion for a Day (Kathy Griffin)
>The Secret World of Jeffree Star
>The Mind of Jake Paul
>Investigating Conspiracies (Brittani Louise Taylor)
>The Return of Eugenia Cooney
>The Beautiful World of Jeffree Star

Up & Coming:
>The Haunting of Shane Dawson

Required Reading/Viewing:
>Shane Dawson sexualizing young children thread: https://twitter.com/belugasong/status/1276465876607229952
>A comprehensive list of Jeffree Star's many controversies: https://tinyurl.com/y6fqpkg9
>Karmageddon summary: https://tinyurl.com/ydesyz6g
>The Bye Sister/Karmageddon Character sheet: https://tinyurl.com/y6wlzrcc
>D'Angelo Wallace's video on Shane Dawson's problematic past https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6cM36Cm27U (Re-upload)

>Jeffree moves to Wyoming and larps as a yak rancher
>Trisha and Shane's friendship is over
>Jeffree launches various palettes that struggle to sell
>Jeffree's products are appearing in Nordstorm Rack
>Shane and Ryland move to Colorado
>Shane is officially back in YouTube with a new video series exploring haunted locations

Shane Dawson's Crew/Additional Collaborators:
>Jeffree Star: Scary cosmetic alien, horrible person (https://twitter.com/JeffreeStar)
>Ryland Adams: Fiancé (https://twitter.com/Ryland_Adams)
>Morgan Adams: Fiancé's sister (https://twitter.com/_morganadams_)
>Chris Station: New videographer (https://twitter.com/ChrisBstation)
>Kati Morton: Questionable therapist (https://twitter.com/KatiMorton)

Twitter: https://twitter.com/shanedawson
Youtube: youtube.com/shane
Instagram: @shanedawson
Thread 1: >>>/snow/697489
Thread 2: >>>/snow/843231
Thread 3: >>>/snow/900756
Thread 4: >>>/pt/783058
Thread 5: >>>/pt/790714

No. 856101

First part of Shane's new video series:
>Shane and Ryland have moved (run away) to Colorado
>Shane looking rotund
>Shane talks about feeling creative again and getting over "being cancelled"
>New cameraman (Chris) laughs nervously at every single thing Shane says
>Pathetic attempts to address "being canceled", peppered with "Should I even talk about this?" every other sentence
>He says nothing of substance about it
>Does not say anything re: Jeffree Star/Tati/James Charles drama
>Shane and Ryland talking about what it's like to be living in Colorado
>Shane shading Ryland for "coming back home without getting famous" (Ryland is from Colorado)
>Awkward slideshow of Ryland's early twinky, just-moved-to-LA pics
>Shane starts talking about how spirits follow him, insert random call from his personal trainer saying how she saw a "dark figure" pass behind Shane once on a zoom training session
>Shane takes cameraman down to the basement of the new house to show him where he "feels a spirit presence"
>Says it's a "creative, exciting spirit" and makes his chest feel heavy
>Shane literally invites more spirits into his house/life to "keep inspiring" him (the fuck)
>Shane keeps stupidly jump scaring the cameraman
>Ryland "felt a demon enter [his] body" in the new house???
>Shane making Ryland feel bad for wanting to look at the sunset
>Shane wants to get alpacas and a cow and a pig
>Driving around their new town, Shane is snarking on it the whole time while Ryland tries to defend the town
>Chris and Shane think the town "looks like a movie set"? It just looks like a normal small town.
>Cliffhanger: They will visit haunted locations in Colorado in Parts 2 & 3. The End.

No. 856102

Reposting from last thread:
>Episode is about "where [they're] at as a couple"
>Lots of "what if we broke up" talk, Shane thinks that Ryland's family would "choose him [Shane]" if they broke up
>Ryland: "I am nothing without Shane"
>Shane wants to get dark, says he think it would be funny if he read his suicide notes on the podcast
>Ryland shocked that Shane has written suicide notes, v awkward
>Lizze quickly tries hard to normalize it, she wrote her first suicide note at age 4
>Ryland clutching his tummy and looking uncomfy through all the suicide talk
>Shane was actively suicidal 6 months ago ("Googling plans for how to do it")
>Ryland was staying up late to make sure he didn't die
>"It gets better", blah blah, "this is why we moved to Colorado"
>Shane talks about his OCD, worried people will think he's "bragging about it"
>Ryland mad Shane won't wear an engagement ring - has bought him 5 rings to try and find one that fits
>Shane: Back around Tanacon, he started to relapse into disordered eating, skin picking, and hearing an intrusive voice in his head (obsessive thoughts - "If you pick that drink, Ryland will die today")
>Shane's compulsive rituals: praying, making a cross on his forehead
>Been in therapy 2 years for OCD
>Ryland awkwardly interrupts Shane to have him close the window blinds behind him
>Shane points out that this type of sudden subject change is common for Ryland when Shane tries to talk about mental health
>Everyone teasing Ryland for trying to end the mental health conversation and dismissing Shane
>Shane joking about getting with Chris (new cameraman) bc he's more emotionally sensitive
>Ryland gets very shrill/defensive: "You two would just fall into a hole of depression together!!"
>Nervous laughter, bickering - Ryland still clutching his stomach nervously
>Ryland: "For the most part, we have a healthy relationship though"
>Shane calls Ryland out for doing damage control, trying to backtrack from his blinds interruption
>Ryland: "Well you were all just laughing like hyenas for me asking to close the blinds!!" - Again, super shrill & defensive
>Topic switching to how the new house is haunted
>Shane feels "an angel stepping on his chest" in the basement
>Shane had a dream that Ryland is dying from a stomach disease
>Ryland shat blood this morning, so Shane takes this to mean that his dream is coming true (wtf)
>Ryland says "If it happens again, I'll go to the doctor"
>Shane wants to make horror movies, has 2 scripts written already
>Shane worries he's ruined the lives of everyone one associated with him (lol)
>Shane gets in one last flirty comment towards Chris about wanting to "jack him off". The End.

No. 856110

>Shane feels "an angel stepping on his chest" in the basement
>Shane had a dream that Ryland is dying from a stomach disease
I guess Ryland will die after Shane stabs him in the stomach as a sacrifice to the angel in the basement.

No. 856112

>feeling of someone stepping on his chest

Heart attack when?

No. 856114

I seen the Imallexx review of Shanes new video. Strange that Alex says that he relates to Shane regarding how your friends react when you fuck up, because Shanes "friends" mainly have to worry about Shane fucking over himself whereas Alex's friends have to worry about Alex randomly trying to spearhead sex abuse allegations against them… oh wait

>Shane thinks that Ryland's family would "choose him [Shane]" if they broke up
>Ryland: "I am nothing without Shane"
What the fuck is this dynamic?

>Shane wants to get alpacas and a cow and a pig

"Jeffree Star please be my friend again, lets be farmer besties"

No. 856147

Jeffree doing a dismissive video call with Shane in the newest makeup video was so funny. Jeffree was using Shane for the “good”publicity the first docuseries got him, then did another as a career move to look super generous and move millions of dollars worth of makeup to Shane’s millions of self hating audience members. That backfired so crazy and got Jeffree outed for the hundredth time about his racism, but during the pandemic and at the height of Black Lives Matter riots. Now Jeffree has resorted to gaslighting yaks since he lost his audience, and has all this time to plot his revenge against Shane.

No. 856148

Shane gonna fuck that Chris, if he is not doing it yet. Then we gonna get the „i am sorry uwu” saga

No. 856257

>Ryland: "For the most part, we have a healthy relationship though"

alright man for sure

No. 856309


Shit at this point Shane is showing he is a walking red flag. I wouldn't be surprised if he already cheated on Ryland.

No. 856327

who would want to have an affair or even hook up with Shane, though? he’s a complete mess both physically and mentally
it would have to be a clout chaser or golddigger

No. 856368

anon did not assume it was with a human

No. 856371

ryland is a clout chasing gold digger too, so it's not that hard to imagine

No. 856417

I don't even like Ryland but Shane sounds abusive as fuck. I bet when he has his tantrums he throws shit and knocks his twink around. Also flirting with the new camera guy and not wearing his ring? Honey thats a cheater right there

No. 856428

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No. 856431

Man I know pitying Ryland is frowned upon here, but I feel bad for him. Even if he is a gold digger, he deserves some gold for putting up with that.

No. 856451

I have a feeling they aren't going to last, Ryland may accept his bullshit but we all know that Shane is obsessed with power. I'm half surprised Shane hasn't buggered him into letting him fuck women too because he won't shut the fuck up on the "you can't rewrite my bisexuality" bullshit.
Then again it seems like the only women that Shane is attracted to are children.
Hell his Ustreams and stickam sessions were basically him asking fans to strip. He added fans and would private message them, or how about daily booth when he asked fans "show me your crotch"

No. 856454

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Same fag
This is one of the tamer ones but found out why Edwin Costa won't make a video on Shane. Because he was stan when Shane was getting children to undress for him

No. 856459

In Shane new video you can see on his wall in his new house a movie poster for not cool it’s even framed like a bit of art work this tells me he probably believes he done nothing wrong. He was bashed over the internet this year with people watching this movie saying how sexist racist crude jokes ect it had, he hasn’t learnt or grown up at all. It’s embarrassing that he is still proud enough to the movie to put a poster up. Idk this just proves he doesn’t care. He didn’t even do a apology or here’s to the new me just no same old Shane didn’t learn anything. He even joking about wanting to jack someone off in the new podcast at the end. He so gross. Give it a month before he in trouble again

No. 856478

Can't fuck a real cat? Get a gay catboy instead.

No. 856507

sorry if this was discussed recently but where did Andrew go? did he ever officially step down from being Shane’s camera man/friend? i remember him being one of the only tolerable people in Shane’s immediate friendgroup

No. 856527


It's never been explicitly addressed, but Andrew's really only been showing up on Youtube recently with Garret Watts (they had a video podcast together last year).

No. 856528


cheating on cheeto, sad.

No. 856546

>What the fuck is this dynamic?

Power abuse dynamic. Shane has all the cards in the relationship, he has the money and the following. He's able to get Ryland's family on his side because he's "charismatic" and probably gives them gifts and shares his lifestyle with them.

Don't always feel bad for Ryland but its pretty clear there is emotional abuse going on and Shane is manipulative af to everyone in that family.

No. 856549

the way he shows his old ministrel caricatures and says "ya i did some fucked up shit, but these videos mean a lot to me so im not erasing them" - what? this whole video just shows that he learned NOTHING from his 'break', because he continuously makes jokes about being cancelled and learning nothing from it. are his comments filtered? why are they so nice

No. 856653

Second part of the new video series, Haunted Theories with Shane Dawson:
>Morgan and Ryland are talking about the apparition of the ghost of a 12 year old girl who died near a bridge in Colorado
>Shane, Ryland and Chris visit Ryland's parents
>Ryland's dad talks about a Tiktok phenomena of zoomers trashing bathrooms and recording it
>Everyone gathers around in the living room. Shane asks if they think if moving back to Colorado was a good idea or a mistake. Ryland's dad is delighted that they are here and says that California is toxic.
>They tell some scary stories. Ryland's grandma mentions feeling her deceased ex-husband's presence in the house once. His dad talks about Cheesman Park closing because there was too many crazy things happening at night. His mom adds that people have seen spirits there, but she hasn't personally felt anything weird.
>Random clips of news reports and youtubers talking about Cheesman Park with spooky music.
>Apparently Cheesman Park was built on top of a burial place. When it rains, it can bring up bones. They moved the most important people, but they left the criminals and poor people behind. The contractor was charging the families to move their loved ones, but some couldn't afford to move them, so they moved some body parts and left others behind.
>There is a weird clip of a baby crawling on the park in broad daylight with scary sound effects.
>All of this is intercut with clips of Shane putting his hand on his mouth and looking afraid.
>Shane and Ryland talk about going ghost hunting to Third Bridge at night. There is a disclaimer warning viewers to not visit it, especially at night.
>Shane, Morgan, Ryland and Chris go to the basement. We see clips of a medium talking about Shane being haunted by a man who looks like a cowboy that wears a long trench coat.
>More clips of influencers, news reports, etc. talking about Third Bridge with spooky music.
>Apparently Third Bridge was the site of a massacre and a ghost of a woman wearing a white gown can be seen at night.
>Morgan tells them a story of a group of teenagers in a car that had an accident and died in the bridge.
>Ryland and Morgan say that they everyone used to go to Third Bridge to make out. It's a popular place where teenagers feel rebellious.
>Morgan says that she did more research on history of the area around Third Bridge. Apparently in 1800s, Governor Evans did not like the Native Americans who lived there. So he killed a white family, scalped the wife and kids and shot the husband. He framed the Native Americans and that gave him the excuse he needed to allow his soldiers to kill them as revenge.
>Supposedly you can hear horses and drums if you go to Third Bridge.
>There is around 20 houses currently in the area and there has been strange deaths.
>Morgan says that she once went on a date with someone on that bridge and there was someone following them. Every time Morgan and his date stopped, the other car would turn off their headlights.
>Shane asks if this is a bad idea that he is going there because he is just a white man who wants to see spooky stuff. They all laugh.
>Ryland says that when he used to date girls, he used to take his dates to Third Bridge all the time. There is no phone reception, they would get scared and would make out with him.
>Morgan says that she sometimes gets scared of going out because there are so many tragedies in Colorado like the Chris Watts stuff (he killed his pregnant wife and kids and put them inside of oil tanks). Shane says "n-no, I was just excited to get out into the world".
>Shane asks Chris if he has had ghost experiences. He says not really, but maybe tonight.
>We are back upstairs. Ryland's mom says that she took Morgan to Third Bridge for Halloween to see what the fuss was all about. She just remembers walking a lot, but doesn't remember anything happening.
>Shane is looking at his phone. Chris asks him if he thinks he will see something there tonight. Shane answers: "oh, 100% because things follow me". Cue in spooky music.
>Ryland adds what things follow him… ghosts, demons, him…
>Morgan interrupts and says "hey, did you know that the annoying orange is back?"
>They are getting ready to go out. Ryland says "we'll miss you, grandma" and she responds "i'll be seeing you". Shane adds "…in the afterlife". Ryland gets offended and Shane says "what?"
>Ryland's grandma says that she is happy they are doing this and Shane answers "thanks, I hope I don't die".
>They show some clips for the last episode of them in Third Bridge with, you guessed it, spooky music!
>The phrase "BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR" appear on screen in red letters with a black background.
>It ends with a cute scene of Ryland talking about moving back to his hometown is a step backwards in his career. Then his family talk about country singers talk about all the time. His dad makes a random joke and they all laugh.

The video has 1.5M views with 119K likes and 8.4K dislikes.

No. 856655

His first ep was so boring, I went back and watched a few eps of his older ‘documentary series’ and they are shocking how did they even get any views and a cult following saying he needs a Netflix show. It literally just him going me me me pig pig me dirty inappropriate joke ops scary music me me me
There nothing at all worthy in these videos same with the new ones it’s just a very long filler ep where one tiny thing happens and they talk about it dramatically for 40 mins boring

No. 856738

They definitely are so far I've found the words racist and predator are filtered

No. 856739

This basically sums up Shanes content from 2009-2015

he always cries him and onionboy aren't that connected but forgets that they boosted eachother constantly

No. 856783

I honestly think they were so popular just because he was a well-liked person then. He had his "im an empath" face on, and prior to the documentaries he had those vlogs of him with drew and garrett. I have watched him since I was 9 (Im 21 now) and the shitty docuseries era is when I started to see what a cow he is. When he would be late to posting a new video, on the date he set, and he would bitch and moan saying "I give you guys FREE CONTENT!!" - thats when I knew he was a cow. I honestly think most of his fans just liked drew or garrett, and once drew left for his own good the videos got less entertaining. now that garrett is gone too theres no substance except for Shane and Ryan and their weird ass dynamic. Im surprised to see Morgan being in these videos as well… if I were her I would have given up the Youtube thing by now and got a job at Wawa.

No. 856784

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Remember when they kissed? lol

No. 856795

I can't imagine Shane having the balls to beat Ryland. He might throw shit and yell but knocking the twink around like Chris Brown in the spousal abuse Olympics is just not happening

Oh fuck, I didn't even notice that. I always had kind of a soft spot for Garrett so I'm still subscribed to him just to check, and it never actually occured to me that him and Andrew branched off together.

A lot of people focus on the relationship between Drew and Shane but I'm curious about what things are like between Garrett and Drew. They don't seem to acknowledge eachother (which isn't fully surprising since Garrett would participate in Drews "abuse" by Shane during the Spooky Boys era) but I'd love to know if they even still think about eachother

No. 856798

This is a huge tinfoil but does anyone else get the vibe Shane isn't really all that attracted to men? Maybe it's just because of his complete disregard for his live in keeper, but.

No. 856800

He flirted loads with Andrew too and he dated Garett. Funny that Andrew and Garett stuck together and now Shane has a new camera person to flirt and evoke envy from Ryland.

Gays are so messy.

No. 856939

I think he into more the ‘softer’ men who are not in a harsh way but more feminine like rylan, I can’t see Shane with a buff manly man. He is bi sexual if he wasn’t he wouldn’t of dated the amount of men he has and wouldn’t still be with rylan. I doubt he would get with a woman again

No. 856997

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Shane just cant keep it in his smelly pants, he groped multiple friends and fans while with Ryland and Lisa.

No. 857362

I feel bad for all those people, Shane is disgusting. A lot of the women probably thought he was a "safe gay" but he's been a sex pest since he started out online.

No. 857441

A couple I definitely feel bad for but some of them are superfans who read his books and his content and still are doubling down to support him. Milagro Cortez and Tara Fraser are 2 people pictured that will attack anyone they see talking about any allegations.

No. 857474

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I'm sure there is a joke to it but the "acting like you're so passionately into someone while standing next your partner"- thing is so incredibly strange I have trouble wrapping my head around it. It does not seem like Ryland is in on the joke at all.

No. 857824

I am not surprised, but it's still disappointing to see how well received his new "documentary" is.

Part 3: Ghost Hunting in a Haunted City

No. 857825

Nitpick but the man made millions pretending to enjoy makeup, yet refuses to put a dab of concealer on his chin zit featured prominently in the thumbnail. Does he have a fetish for other people thinking he's gross?

No. 857955

Has anyone seen the new vid yet? Ive been looking for a summary but I don’t wanna watch someone react for 30+ mins lol

No. 858013

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Jeffree's products don't get as much hype as they used to. This was launched Oct 15 and today was the first time that I heard someone mention it.

Btw Shane's mini controversy palette, Cremated and Blood Sugar are sold in the Mystery boxes. I am surprised that he would include Blood Sugar there.

No. 858023

Some poor booty guru is going to accidently gouge an eye out with that poorly designed monstrosity of a mirror. Also, do people even use hand held mirrors anymore? i do if im trimming my hair but thats it. I couldn't imagine trying to do my makeup while holding one of those things.

No. 858029

It's a meme because beauty gurus use them, it's easier to film makeup with a hand mirror than having a standing mirror block the camera. People who buy them are the same consoomers who buy neon bright palettes they don't know how to use, and spend hundreds of dollars on makeup brushes when finger application is easier, cleaner and looks better for most makeup. Brushes are only used by MUAs as a hygiene standard, and the ones who are big enough deals to swing it use their hands.

No. 858037

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this is so ugly and outdated

No. 858050

what in the 2017 ghostemane

No. 858051

Reminded me more of Babymetal, jafar ripped it off so bad.

No. 858150

oof. andrew did leave them? wow

No. 858153

considering he kept Ryland a secret for a year its not surprising he'd chase after any ass he can get. dude is a sexpest so I'm surprised there isn't more videos of him humping peoples legs

No. 858157

I'm sick and off work tomorrow so expect a summary then.

>don’t wanna watch someone react for 30+ mins

You know that's all it's gonna be, anon. "EW!" "OH MY GOD!!!"

No. 858210

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Forget Jefree's stuff being discounted in mall stores, his junk is available on Wish - including the Conspiracy matchup with Shane selling for 18 bucks.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 858248

Or ME PIG EW ME PIG OINK OMG PEE dramatic music but nothing ever happens

No. 858274

nonnie, none of the "name brands" on Wish and similar Chinse websites are real. They are all knock-offs with very questionable ingredients. I remember seeing an undercover video where someone bought knock-off Kylie Cosmetics makeup and did actual lab tests on it and found a shit ton of harmful stuff in it.

With that being said, don't buy ANY kind of makeup off of those websites, it is all bad and you are really risking your health if you do.

No. 858371

I don't get it, why build a whole bault if he's going to sell the house… this is the SECOND TIME that this happens

No. 858385

I’m convinced at this point it’s all just one giant money laundering scheme

No. 858397

Shane and Ryland will sell the house in California and start to have kids in the next year or so.

No. 858421

neither of these people should be a parent, for fuck’s sake

No. 858422

Why the fuck would this nonce and his sugar baby be allowed to have a baby? No one needs them ruining a child’s life.

No. 858426

Kids? Plural? Hell no, not even one should be in their fucked up household. Also iirc Ryland's sister talked about being a surrogate mother for them? Is that still a thing they want to do?

No. 858431

>kids near shane
There's so many things wrongs with that. So many. He's going to do the same thing he did to his cat to them. I don't trust this man with kids. Even if he didn't have pedo accusations he's someone who bullies, makes fun of, and projects his own insecurities and mental illnesses onto others. He's gong to fuck these kids up some way or another and I hope they don't let him adopt or take the child away.
Like, any youtuber having kids is troublesome already. Shane and Ryland… they just aren't meant to be parents no matter how much they want a kid.

No. 858432

Imagine having a faggot dad that would do anything for fame and money including showing his ass online or dating disgusting pieces of shit and another faggot dad who is also a stinky unwashed obese as fuck pedophile who LOVES collecting piss bottles

No kid should go through this.

No. 858441


Third and final part of this nonsense, sorry if it's too long:

>Starts with Blair Witch-ass warnings and disclaimers

>Preparation bullshit with Morgan, Ryland's mom.
>Morgan out of nowhere "Mom keeps accusing me of being a lesbian, why do you think that I'm gay??"
>Morgan's mom thought that Morgan's video "Am I Lesbian?" was her coming out.
>Morgan wants to marry a man with "financial knowledge", bc women married to accountants are "the happiest" (so the gold-digging is genetic then)
>Morgan found "demon stick" in trees near her house, they freak out about it ("It looks like something you brand people with") - just looks like tree-cutting equipment
>Morgan found "Jesus sports cards" during her house renovation
>Chris (new cameraman) every 2 seconds: "I'm gonna die, this is so scary"
>Random spliced clips from ghost hunter Youtubers, saying to pray if you feel ghostly presence
>More random clips from news/youtubers re: the haunted bridge
>Extended unfunny messing around at Morgan's torn up, WIP house renovation.
>Blinding themselves with headlamps, so much "wow-ing" and forced laughter
>15 mins in and they are finally headed to haunted bridge
>See dead deer on road and think this is a "sign". Imagine thinking roadkill in a rural area means something.
>More splicing of YT ghost hunter talking about the haunted bridge with random photos of an abandoned house
>Ryland going 30mph on 50mph road because it's "too rough"
>Ryland: "The weeds are unkept and scary" (For someone who grew up out here why is he being such a baby?)
>Morgan tries to reign in the spooky talk and says "we're here to honor the dead Native Americans"
>Shane: "Why is there even a bridge? Isn't it flat land?"
>They stop but Morgan thinks it's the wrong bridge, confusion about where to go
>25 mins in and we are still not at the actual bridge
>Chris's camera battery dies - cue clips about how ghosts "draw energy" from batteries
>They see a few others cars parked near the bridge, this is basically a tourist attraction.
>Out at the haunted bridge they meet group of kids using a Ouija board
>Equipment starts "gOiNg nUtS"
>Green light with annoying noise is going off, they use that to ask the spirit "if you want us to leave turn off the noise" - it does turn off
>"Holy Shit!!!"
>Lots of boring milling around before deciding to go down under/next to the bridge
>They go straight back to the car bc there were other people under the bridge
>Look at instant photos Morgan took outside, there are ORBS
>Strangers from under the bridge run out screaming to back to their own car
>Someone keeps farting but they blame it out how ghosts can cause sulfurous smells
>Suddenly cuts to them back at home talking about how "nothing happened"
>But now they're back out again? This is confusingly edited.
>Going back under the bridge, there's lots of graffiti ("so spooky")
>Shane: "I should have stayed off youtube, I'm too old for this shit" as he stumbles down the hill near the bridge
>Shane trying to get over barbwire fence that Ryland deftly jumped over, he gives up.
>Ryland takes the lead, bc Shane can't get down under the bridge lol
>Shane fully falls down the hill, sadly not on camera ("It's really slippery right here!!")
>Shane very scared about how agile Ryland is, like him jumping ~3 feet down from the bridge. Ryland get lil scratch, Shane VERY scared about this.
>There's a weird recurring typo in the dialogue subtitles where Ryland's name is written as Ryan. Does Chris not know his name?
>All under the bridge now, asking spirits "to visit, because they come in peace"
>Nothing happens, boring.
>Shane: "Maybe me falling, and Ryland cutting his finger are signs that this is a bad idea" (or just being outside in nature?)
>Shane says he heard "an old man crying and a horse running", but it wasn't captured on video
>There's what sounds like a rabbit or hawk screaming, they think it's a girl screaming, freak out and hurry back to car
>On way back to car they see a framed clown painting on the guardrail, debate bringing it home. Decide not to, because "dark energies".
>Back home now, everyone feels sick to their stomach.
>Debriefing, trying to explain what might have caused the scream.
>Camera has trouble focusing on Shane, he claims "it always does this after we encounter an entity, it means it followed me"
>Montage of clips with dramatic music
>Ends with text stating that Shane asked his angels to protect him and banish the spirits.
>They look at the photos and the ORBS ARE GONE!!!

Honestly the whole thing just seems like a teenage/n'er-do-well hangout. Morgan had it right when she said "More people have conceived here and created life, than have lost life". Yup. This was boring and confusing. The scariest parts were close ups of Shane's constant mouth-breather face.

Go to 1:10:00 if you wanna see him fall.

No. 858442


the framing of getting rid of hundreds of pairs of luxury sunglasses as "spiritual cleansing" is disgusting.

No. 858483

I could have sworn I heard Ryland’s mom call him Ryan at one point, but I could have misheard. Ryan may just be another name for him?

No. 858485

So bleak. Also that stinky unwashed faggot dad is almost universally hated so that’s another layer on the poor kid.

His name is literally Ryan. Ryland is his stage name because Ryan is not speshul enough.

No. 858554

Bless you, anon. Thank you for the summary!

No. 858560

>Chris's camera battery dies - cue clips about how ghosts "draw energy" from batteries
>Someone keeps farting but they blame it out how ghosts can cause sulfurous smells
>Camera has trouble focusing on Shane, he claims "it always does this after we encounter an entity, it means it followed me"
Is he going to blame the pee bottles on the ghost next?

No. 858693

Shane has been wearing the same tshirt for four years, do not let him have a child

No. 858768


>His name is literally Ryan. Ryland is his stage name because Ryan is not speshul enough

Did not know. He does look like such a boring ass Ryan.

>Shane has been wearing the same tshirt for four years, do not let him have a child

It's always covered in pet hair, which tells me he never washes it. Clothes don't pick up that much hair in just one wear.

No. 858779

There’s so much evidence that shows Shane should never be allowed to raise a child because of how constantly inappropriate he was with minors on a consistent basis, I hope he doesn’t get to. There are so many more deserving people. Plus he’s too mentally unwell and barely takes care of himself

No. 858793

Shane’s wildly untreated depression alone makes him a bad candidate for parenthood. I mean, he is pretty much the mom from Gilbert Grape, except in a bathrobe instead of a nightdress.

No. 858877

New Video: Ryland vlogging the day Shart made his return to YouTube

No. 858878

why would he use this pic for Shane, does he actually hate him?

No. 858880

god ryland looks like the gay version of jeff winger in community

No. 859006


anon, that's honestly the best he can look. he looks so much worse in the actual videos and close-ups. That's truly a relatively flattering image of him.

No. 859194

0/10 I'm not gay if the skinny one was trans 4/10

No. 859204

Why do these fags want kids so bad? Gay family vlogs?

No. 859264


Family vlogging is probably the goal, yeah. Family vloggers get away with so much incredible shit, it's like a suit of sociopath armor. But knowing Shane's very visible past with literally molesting children, the motive is probably also sinister.

No. 859300

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Is that dinosaur they bought in Ryland’s most recent blog not literally just a Conoco dinosaur painted blue?

No. 859322

Omg kek

Every blog they’re just buying more and more junk. It’s sad they fill their beautiful houses with plastic, useless shit. It’s a husk of a relationship tbh. I swear if they actually buy alpacas I’m going to get a full hate boner. They don’t care about living creatures, it’s just more shit to fill their empty lives.

No. 859604

The Ryland-as-caregiver vibes in this dinosaur vlog are off the charts. Shane is acting like a weird, whiny child and you can tell Ryland is just trying to keep it together for the camera. Bleak.

No. 859880

>gas prices under $2
You know this was taken before Joe the Retard took office, kek

No. 859904

New vlog has more consooming of Christmas decorations, ice cream and coffee drinks. Their life seems so boring now.

No. 859918

Damn voter fraud.

No. 859925

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These video thumbnails are so cursed looking, I thought these people are supposed to be good at the internet

No. 859932


>Shilling wine

Guess Ryan is preparing for his gay wine dad life early.

No. 860132


My theory is that Shane just cannot look good with his current weight/ grooming habits, and Ryland knows this and so picks less flattering pics of himself in order to lessen the contrast.

No. 860480

>Jeffree is launching a custom dog accessories line
>The line includes 8 pink items: dog collars, leashes, bowls and toys
>He is also launching mirrors with the dog faces

No. 860496

KEK what a nitpick even though they do look conjoined

No. 860504

I know this thread attracts a lot of the brain drain types because of Shane but can you skip the theatrics for 5 minutes over something that happens under every president ever?

No. 860512

I want to hate it on principle, but those mirrors are kind of cute.

No. 860530

they're not the worst products and at least functional, not like wigs or nail polish. he actually seems to love animals [he has a whole yak farm?!?] so will see if he comes out with more.

No. 860559

I haven't watched Jeff in a while, but holy hell does he look haggard/botched in this video and acts so erratic.
Even in the vid which was shot before (when he's talking about the photoshoot) he looks so much better and acts a lot more subdued.
Like… his cheekbones in the intro are straight up baloons. He somehow looks like he's gained a lot of weight, but only in the most unfortunate places on his face.
He was alien-looking before with all the plastic surgery, but I actually used to like his aesthetic. Now he just looks sloppy and gross.

No. 860735

Morgan is so unbearably unfunny and stupid, I can’t understand why any single person would enjoy watching her content. Her recent videos are just her complaining about her home renovations while she forces her family members to do all of the work for her, because she’s too lazy and dumb to do anything other than appear in the background of a Shane video and make pathetically bad jokes about overeating

No. 860795


Saging bc all these new vlogs are painfully similar and boring.

1. Buy shit
2. Eat shit
3. Repeat

Shane knocking over Ryland's Starbucks and Shane freaking out and over-apologizing. Ryland being like "REALLY, don't worry about it". Shane saying "you're like a mom who acts nice when friends are over but then yells after everyone leaves". Boring, bleak, etc.

No. 860822

Their relationship is so toxic they’re just together to harass each other

No. 862172

I'm falling for the clickbait ("Letting Shane Control The House… An Extreme 24 Hours In Our Lives"), sorry.

>It snowed, wowww

>Picking out Christmas tree
>Ryland carrying the tree all by himself from the car into their home, Shane not attempting to help in the slightest
>Next day they go on a walk, Shane doesn't understand the concept of "a walk"
>"Walking to Target or frozen yogurt, I get…"
>Ryland explaining that fresh air and exercise are good
>Shane gets scared of some branches leaning on a tree "That looks like a scary movie!!!" (in baby voice)
>Shane whining, scared by everything - "We need to go home, this is too dangerous"
>Shane thinks the frozen pond is "crazy", throws rocks trying to break the ice
>Ryland: "Our children will love you because you are a child."
>More shopping, of course
>Shopping for their Tacky Christmas Tree at the craft store
>Shane draws the line at a hamburger ornament
>Ladder ornament gives Shane intrusive thoughts about suicide by hanging
>Shane wearing Kill Bill t-shirts, further evidence for theory that Shane is LARPing Garrett's style/personality
>Decorating the Tacky Tree, boring
>Shane anxious because Ryland moved some ornaments, worried the placement will not be "perfect"
>Installing bizarre toy train track on the top on the tree, it breaks
>More suicide allusions from Shane re: ornaments near the toy train tracks are "contemplating…you know".
>Ryland knocks into tree, Shane: "Omg, I almost just divorced you"
>The end. Basically just a tree-decorating vlog.

No. 862174

That was exhausting to read, you’re doing a great job, nonnie. I wouldn’t be surprised if one day, Ryland will just grab his shit and leave forever because there’s no way he can’t just get a job on Amazon or some shit.

No. 862175

Say whatever you want about Ryan, but fuck Shane sounds exhausting to even be as much as in the same room with for more than 20 minutes. I hope there will be glorious shit flinging from Ryan when he finally decides that the money isn't worth it and leaves

No. 862177

Imagine larping Garrett, he is literally just as annoying and exhausting

No. 862180

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How much Christmas shit do they need? It's been like 5 weeks of vlogs about buying plastic crap for Christmas. What are they going to spend their time doing after Christmas? Also Shane seems to be gaining weight.
I don't think he will, Ryland is really materialistic so he's putting up with Shane for his money as long as he can

No. 862192


>How much Christmas shit do they need? It's been like 5 weeks of vlogs about buying plastic crap for Christmas.

It's especially shocking to me because they haven't sold their LA home and it's still full of all their shit. It seems like they've just been re-buying everything (& more). That blows my mind.

No. 862205

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Hopefully won't get permabanned for this (autistic tier IT stuff) but spotted this shitty fucking pallete in a mall and though to myself - 80 € you fuck? Really? In a mall?
(for amerifags 80€ ~90 USD) jfc
It's sold at what's considered (please take that with a big grain of salt) high end store here (Douglas), in Easter/central Europe. Fuck you lizard faced stick fuck, this ain't the market for it.

What makes it funny for me is the fact that as a make up enthusiast I can't even recall the name of this shitty pallete. Sorry for possibly bumping the thread but, I mean… 90 USD? I bet Eastern Europe is where the horse face makes most of its' money.
I need a drink.
Or twelve to realise in what retarded country I live in that sells this horsefaceces' shit in high upmark price

No. 862207

It looks especially cheap and shitty under that price tag.

No. 862216



Horse feces face. Kek.

No. 862227

that entire palette pissed me off so much. There was so much potential to make it good, but nope. Would've made more sense to make it all royal jewel tones, not mismatched chalky shit.

No. 862256

€80?? that's ridiculous, it retails for €65 online and is always on sale. also I feel you, if I saw jeffree products at douglas I'd be triggered too kek

No. 862280

Ugly colours with no theme lol you can buy an anastasia palette for less dude i hope jafar goes bankrupt in the near future

No. 863554

Not much milk to post these days, but if you're looking for general Shane snarking I recommend reddit.com/r/shanedawson. Used to be his fan subreddit, but it's 99% turned on him.

No. 867359

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Disgusting in so many ways

No. 867393

Sorry to sperg but every time I see the thread pic I giggle at the boat tilting because of his weight

No. 867394

Sorry to sperg but every time I see the thread pic I giggle at the boat tilting because of his weight

No. 867411

kek, same

No. 867446

Has shanaynay trooned out yet?

No. 867465

Naw, Ryland needs to go first.

No. 867520

The nonce has returned with another shitty video, now he's claiming he's going to sue people exposing him

No. 867521

Maybe some legal savvy person can answer this. Can he actually build a case against people who are just reposting Shane's own words and actions? As long as they're not making things up and are just reporting on what Shane made public, is there a lawyer who would try to take this seriously?

No. 867527

I suffered through this and you're entirely wrong. It's about how he almost got sued by chuck e cheese bc of his conspiracy video. And then he orders takeout pizza from Chuck e cheese. It is equal parts stupid and annoying.

No. 867533

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buckle up, this looks horrible. they are just flaunting their bleak nothing of a life. the passive aggression is off the charts; they hate each other.

>Shane babbling at new cameraman (Chris) for way too long

>Had a dream last night that Ryland had a vagina
>Was upset to remember that Ryland doesn't really have a vagina when he woke up from the dream
>Ryland is insecure now about Shane "missing pussy", "it's all becoming clear why he won't marry me"
>Ryland playfully pulls knife on Shane re: the fact they aren't married yet
>Shane says he doesn't want to have a wedding bc of his body dysmorphia
>"All of our [wedding] guests left us" (I assume because of The Cancelling?)
>Shane: "Do you ever wonder if your parents made you gay?" to Chris
>Shane flirty with Chris through whole vid
>Shane calls Ryland "a loud, squealing fag" (!!!)
>Shane wants to start a podcast, based on advice of his spirit guide named Christopher and a psychic reading
>"My last podcast ruined my life, but I wouldn't say offensive things anymore"
>Wants to interview porn stars and conspiracy theorists on podcast
>Chuck E. Cheese sued Shane for his video re: them reusing leftover pizza
>They want to order a pizza from Chuck E. Cheese to check if it's still weird-looking
>Driving to pick it up - apparently only Chris has to wear a mask? Weird/sad.
>Pizza still looks weird, like it might be made up of leftover scrap pieces
>Boring, nothing else. The End.

No. 867542

>Shane calls Ryland "a loud, squealing fag" (!!!)

Was this bleeped? I can't imagine this getting past youtube censors.

No. 867550

kek no

No. 867621

This is such a nitpick and I am 100% jealous of her wealth, but Morgan is putting different colored hardware (faucets, etc) in all 4 of her bathroom and it's so tacky.

No. 867629

wait, what? there’s a rule that bathroom hardware has to match between different bathrooms? literally never heard that in my life

No. 867727

Yes, having matching hardware in from the kitchen to the bathrooms is the industry standard. Mixing gold, silver, black, bronze, etc all through the house is totally unheard of. It is a silly nitpick though and why I called it such.

No. 867772

Really wouldn’t be surprised if Shane eventually starts cheating on Rylan (if he hasn’t already) with women or even suggests a poly relationship at this point and go full onision.
There got to be a reason why rylan is getting more and more insecure over the years he spent with Shane. It just screams toxic relationship

In this photo Shane looks like he hasn’t washed his hair in a month and it held together by dandruff and grease

No. 867797

Shane had a bi phase and was stuck in it too long thanks to the money coming in from him being a 'adorable in luv gay bby' being canceled and being stuck with Ryland off camera for months on end def didn't help kek.
Ryland was in it for the money and clout from day 1 he knew exactly what he was getting into. A great example by how much he gives less than two shits is that year of the pig haul Jeffree brought to their new house. He didn't sit with Shane show any care just hovering until Jeffree gave him stuff. Then he screamed and squealed like a teenage girl getting a car for her 16th birthday.

No. 867816

It’s nearly impossible to win a slander/defamation suit. There has to be significant evidence that people were doing it knowingly, specifically to cause harm. That’s not an easy thing to prove.

No. 867868


there's deffo some sub-stockholm syndrome type shit going on in that relationship, in the latest video all ryland could do was whine like a faggot about shane not wanting to get married even though they've been engaged for 4 years

No. 867872

My best guess Shane's too stupid to do any prenup stuff and Ryland knows his gravy train is coming to a fast stop and desperately wants to be married to take Shane for whatever he has left.

No. 868080

Jeffree Star is a tranny.

No. 868200

Lol, anon he hates women too much to ever be a tranny.

He's content enough to skinwalk without the koolaid, which I begrudgingly respect him for. At least he has the balls to wear feminine shit without axe-wounding himself.

No. 868521


No. 869689

Jeffree just bought another pomeranian.
Hoarding makeup, clothes, purses, dogs, yaks… What doesn't he hoard?

No. 869706


No. 869718


Sperge but I hate that he lives where I live now. Saw him out at a bar one night. He's tiny in person, I didn't expect that. Totally gets off on the attention and causing a scene. No new information, I know. But it's weird as fuck having him in nowhere, Wyoming.

No. 869735

morals, a sense of style, any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

hard agree, this actual faggot is an enemy of women in my eyes. if he could become a flamboyant sentient penis I'm sure he would.

No. 869743

Interesting, did you see him drinking? Last I remember he said he was sober from alcohol and all drugs but weed.
Was he with friends, or enjoying attention from Wyoming chasers?

No. 869765


I saw him as I was leaving, but evidently he has been to the bar several times. He was in position to order a drink but I didn't see it happen.
There were a couple dudes with him, his "security" from what I was told. And he was getting swarmed by dumbass girls, and one bearded dude in a skirt, wanting selfies.

No. 870094

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the jawline edit in this thumbnail

No. 870221

im laughing, he really drew it on with glow tool

No. 870302

5 months later and I still find this thread pic hilarious. The boat tilting because of his weight always makes me chuckle

No. 870361

Its like how people who go through weight loss always have that one embarrassing moment that led them to change their habits, like maybe they broke a chair or fell and couldnt get back up or something. This thread pic would have been my breaking point honestly.

No. 870650

Does anyone have a synopsis of this? I'm not giving him my view and others shouldn't either so if one person summarizes it for the rest of us, that would be great.

No. 870797

thats crazy that he still gets 1.6 million views. men will never get cancelled

No. 871105

>interviews his brother about living in a simulation theory. brother believes orian controls the simulation.
>shane takes an online course on remote viewing (guessing pictures before seeing them)
>spooks ryland and morgan by guessing random pictures they print out
>has them guess the place he's thinking, ryland correctly guesses cheesecake factory

overall very boring watch, most of the video is his brother sperging about why life is a simulation.

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No. 871560

Fuck. Their video titles are always painfully bait-y, but it does seem like they have literally nothing else to live for right now and what fills the void better than creating a new human life?

No. 871561

this is gonna about as well as that couple who gave back their kid bc he was too autistic for them

No. 871595

Lmaooo, this vid is just one big womb envy fest.

>Shane & Ryland have been perusing surrogate profiles

>Both feeling sad they can't "do it themselves"
>They're not sure whose sperm to use ("Maybe we can have two babies, and then we each get one")
>They buy a bunch of baby photo generating apps to combine their faces, don't like how it looks lol
>Shane finally wearing engagement ring
>Shane doesn't want the baby to appear in future vlogs, wants to protect the baby from "being canceled"
>They go to Wendy's fast food drive-thru and do some tag of ordering exactly what the car in front of them ordered
>Shane weirdly performatively ashamed of doing the tag
>Shane generally freaking out and being annoying about his "misophonia" (fear of eating noises)
>They aren't selling the LA house right now, but will rent it out.
>Once they have a child they will definitely move to Colorado
>They chose egg donor, "we bought a mommy!"
>Cuts away, cuts back: Shane says "Ryland just yelled at me for 15 minutes"
>Shane bought gas station earphones to block Ryland's eating noises, but then realizes he has nothing to plug them into
>"Are we about to break up right before we have our baby?"
>Ryland wants to make a purse out of the Happy Meal box
>Both upset there's no toy in the box
>Shane scream-singing to block out Ryland's eating noises
>Current favorite baby name: Chandler for either for a girl or boy
>McDonald's employee recognizes them, gives them free pies
>Joking about the employee being their surrogate afterwards
>Both excited about "being dads"
>Start bickering about whose sperm is better
>Shane: "Well you've been with way more guys than me so you know more about sperm than me"
>Ryland: "…are you calling me a slut?"

No. 871598

Clearly sounds like a stable couple fit to introduce a baby into their lives

No. 871602

gay men should not be allowed to be parents idc what anyone says two men whos whole identity is to be sexually degenerate should not be taking care of a child. is there no like… back ground check on gay men looking into having a baby? no extensive interviews?? .. this baby is going to be so fucked up it makes me sad
sorry to be such a fucking sperg its just so sad knowing they are gonna bring a child into this world just to traumatize & ruin it really breaks my heart

No. 871607

No this is a completely valid take. Those two are mentally ill plus Shane’s a pedo at large so they have no business having children.

The whole idea of buying a woman’s womb to be a surrogate is disgusting anyway.

No. 871608

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>”we bought a mommy!”

No. 871657


There are thousands of children without parents living through horrible foster care conditions, but god forbid Shane and Ryland do something that isn’t purely a vanity project, the baby NEEDS to be made with their sperm.

No. 871661

To be fair they most likely wouldn't be able to adopt with Shane's history. Even if he nuked his channel there is still evidence of him being inappropriate with kids. Going through a private surrogacy agency is probably easier, I just hope that every woman on the list tells them to fuck off since Shane's cancelation made mainstream news.

No. 871672

this is such a stupid take. who else shouldn't be allowed to have kids, nonny? don't act like unfit parents aren't the majority, regardless of sexuality.

No. 871688

gay men have absolutely no motherly instincts the fact that they have to go "shop for a mommy" says all you need to know. its fucked up. there will be absolutely no bonding between the baby and these two degenerates. this is basically setting up their child to be tormented and scarred. gay men are unfit to be parents not only biologically but morally. there are plenty of other people in this word that are unfit to be parents and yes they are the majority i completely agree with you, usually those who are most unfit to be parents end up having children and its sad. BUT i think gay men are at the top of the list for being one of the most unfit parent options.

No. 871692


sometimes I forget there are still blatantly homophobic people out there and then people like this open their traps

anyone has the capability to be a good or a bad parent. sexuality has nothing to do with it. the Catholicism is leaking into your brain

No. 871701

i have nothing against lesbians being mothers, in fact i think its wonderful because there is a motherly bond between infant and mothers. lesbians, unlike gay men, don't make their whole livelihoods based on being degenerate pedophiles.
also the fact that you think my opinion of gay men has anything to do with Catholicism shows me how retarded you are. not everything can be blamed on religious beliefs, you desperately need a new scapegoat.
i think you should come to terms with the fact that gay men are predators and should not be "buying a mommy" (>>871608) to have a child to abuse. i implore you to look into the amount of gay men who were molested as children by other men and then grow up to continue the cycle of abuse.
Bringing it back to the actual thread topic: shane dawson has talked extensively about how he was molested as a child and now look at him? do you think this man is a good role model? do you think he can properly bond with a child? can go without sexualizing his child? Shane can not even go without sexualizing his animals, how do you think he will handle a growing child? Shane couldn't be around his pre-teen niece without talking about how she would look good sucking dick & constantly trying to get panty shots of her for his channel. HIS UNDERAGE NIECE!
If shane was so comfortable doing that with a young family member do you really think he can control himself around his own child? do you really think someone as degenerate as shane dawson should be the guardian of a child?
And I know you are gonna say "not all gay men are like that!1!!1" I agree they aren't but the VAST majority are. Shane has a very stereotypical childhood to adulthood that most gay men have.
Again I encourage you to look into how gay men behave around children, but i doubt you will because you, for some reason, can not fathom that maybe not everyone should be allowed to be parents.

No. 871711

gay men shouldnt be allowed children

No. 871719

Based and 100% facts. Gay men are degenerates

No. 871733

you do realize that you can say "Shane Dawson would be a bad parent" without dragging every single gay man into it, right? you've clearly been drinking the conservative kool-aid.

No. 871771

That’s a men thing, not a /gay/ men thing tho. See: HSTS

No. 871774

Ignoring the sperging but just a reminder that Shane admitted he has no memories or knowledge of actually being molested, he just believes he "must have been" because of how precocious he was (in molesting neighborhood kids as a teen). IIRC his therapist agreed with this idea and there might have been some recovered memories bullshit going on.

I feel that it gets glossed over that he used this hypothetical abuse that he has no proof or memories that it even happened to him, as an excuse for why he hurt other kids and still acts inappropriately towards kids today. He uses it as a sob story, as a "gotcha" (see: his Tati reply video), but he isn't even sure if it really happened. At this point, he chooses to believe that it 100% happened because it gives him a tragic past to use to manipulate people and his audience.

No. 871775

Ugh surrogacy is so unethical and dehumanizing towards the mother. But >>871661 is right in that Shane's scandals may very well make an adoption agency hesitant to approve them. I just hope they pay her really well and aren't weird about micromanaging the pregnancy like some couples are. I remember them joking about Morgan being a surrogate for them a while ago, so I'm just glad they didn't actually seem to genuinely ask her to do that. It seems really weird to ask your sibling to do something like that for you, especially considering they really ought to use Ryland's sperm because I seriously doubt Shane's is healthy

No. 871776

Eh I'm actually inclined to believe he was molested. He talked about it on one of the old podcast episodes, and mentioned that his brother remembered it too. The conversation starts around 1:10:45. It would explain a lot of things about him - the eating disorder, weird constant preoccupation with sexual topics, fear and shame around actual sex and relationships. Of course he could be lying, but it doesn't seem out of the realm of possibility for it to be true

No. 871783

The same brother going on about the world being a simulation? I didn't watch the video, to be fair. I agree that it would partly explain his degeneracy and ED, but the story has been changing over the years as he seemed to grasp the "benefits" (for him as a controversial public figure) of claiming CSA. There was also that bit in his book where he laments that a teacher didn't molest him, or something like that. Really curious about the timeline of his claims and how they changed over time. I tried but I'm too dumb to upload the webm: https://twitter.com/i/status/1278161757891067904 (clip of him wondering who molested him and re-traumatizing people he molested by messaging them) plus this youtube clip talking about the process with his therapist, that sounds like the equivalent of doing an online quiz or a buzzfeed-esque "top 10 signs you were molested as a kid".

No. 871801

im sorry nonnie that you are in denial but like i said i really do encourage you to read into this, i think if you took the time to look into this you would change your mind. i know you want to think i am some evil homophobic conservative but i am just a woman with the motherly instinct to make sure all children should be protected from harm and obviously we can not save every child but there is a clear connection to gay men and molested children/teens so i think that is a good place to start.
wtf? i had no idea he just "thinks" he was molested as a child. i was under the impression he had been molested not just thought he was… how strange thanks for sharing this nonnie i had no idea(derailing )

No. 871845

>there is a clear connection to gay men and molested children
actual bullshit
the connection to molested children is men, especially teachers, religious leaders, stepfathers, and boyfriends of single moms

No. 871895

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men that molest little boys are gay men (whether they are out or not) and usually those children that are molested continue the cycle of sexually abusing other little boys. you quite literally have proven my point nonnie so thanks!

No. 872040

I wonder if there are any fakebois out there who genuinely want to be involved in this relationship (like Dan Howell and Phil?) or if Shane is too disgusting even for them

No. 872250

So do girl children not exist in your world? Or do you think girls don't get molested…?

No. 872258

Duh anon, little girls never have been and never will be molested, because only gay men can be child molesters. That's why it's so safe to be born female.

No. 872426

of course little girls are molested you retards we were specifically talking about men, this whole time we’ve been talking about men. last time I checked little girls can not be gay men. if you’re gonna be retarded then go to the retarded thread in /ot/ holy fuck

No. 872436

men that molest little boys are bisexual opportunists like 99% of the male population. they'd be just as happy to molest female children. y chromosoids are too horny to be fully straight or gay, including your imaginary super-straight tradhusband.(derailing )

No. 872487

if you can't follow the conversation please don't reply, it's embarrassing.

No. 872519

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Let us not forget that he tries to say that his whole reason for molesting other kids is because he was molested but in his book I hate my selfie he literally admits that he was never molested. He also admits to making a fake profile to try and get a classmate to send him nudes so that he could use it as revenge porn and posted all over the school.

No. 872762

Ummm what the FUCK

No. 873096

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Ryland has to be one of the dumbest people I’ve ever come across. Every time he opens his mouth it’s just a cascade of stupidity.

Totally immoral to bring another baby into this crowded world just to doom it to being barely smarter than a flan. Never mind all the other layers of toxic shit going on in that relationship.

To jump through so many questionable hoops just to spread your toxic flawed seed is peak narcissism.

No. 873098

Ryland is just going with whatever Shane wants in the moment to boot. He knows Shane is bored of being gay life style. That it's only a matter of time before Shane fucks off with some 'need me time' bullshit. What better way to save a failing relationship than throw a baby in the mix, works every time. Hell I'd not be surprised if it came out Shane wanted to impregnate whatever poor dumbass is/was to be their egg donor. >>867533 he's already dreaming of women and isn't hiding his disdain for Ryland not having a pussy.

No. 873101

Interesting nona. Agree re: Shane being over the gayness of it all but I've always felt he was the apathetic one and Ryland was driving all of this, especially the baby plot. Shane being a lethargic mess in general meaning inertia is just keeping him in this failing relationship and as soon as this baby shit gets real he might finally do a rug pull and gone girl the fuck out of there before he is shackled to this materialistic halfwit and the concomitant vapid lifestyle for 18 miserable years.

Anyway I don't follow either closely, I just listen to The sip every week solely for Lizze Gordon so I may be completely off base.

No. 873103

I honestly think it's Shane behind it, he's the kind that holds up friends/pets/children like trophies. Ryland is just too narcissistic to want a child, he can barely handle when Shane gets attention over him in videos. A baby means it's the center of attention, combine that with him knowing his limelight is fading last thing he'd want is a child. Between them I honestly can't tell who'd be worse parent, Shane is too apathetic/'depressed' to take care of a newborn. Ryland would lose it if he had to clean up after it/ despise it for taking away what he thinks is his attention.

No. 873110

you are so correct but "barely smarter than a flan" made me laugh my coffee up into my nostrils

No. 873224

lol I'm glad nona, though sorry about your nostrils

No. 873383

Has anyone seen this? So it’s a old tv show made by Chris lilley he wrote ja’mie,angry boys,summer heights high stuff that came out a long time before Shane started faking his oh so sweet sarcastic innocent personality. Someone in the comments said this is who Dawson wants to be and there over 7.6k likes and bunch responses saying that most the jokes Shane does he stolen/ he follows Chris lilley on Twitter. Watching it I must have noticed 90% Shane’s jokes and mannerisms in this character. I gone and watch a bunch clips and he legit stolen every joke from the shows.

No. 873421

Sounds just like Shane too and the sarcastic edgy jokes

No. 874224

Kinda looks like Shane in a wig

No. 874378

I’m assuming this is clickbait but it’s going to be a shit show either way.

No. 874407

Did Ryan get plugs?

No. 874419

It's strange how even after cancellation after cancellation, he still insists on making the same offensive, unfunny jokes. He has truly learned nothing at all.

No. 874473

It’s literally 46 mins of him thinking about getting married. Pure click bait

No. 874639

The title changed from "Our Wedding" to "The Fate of Shane Dawson" today

No. 874739

I just clicked it and now it's "The Wedding" so back to being clickbait

No. 874750

Hilariously fucked up that in the same week they release both this super ambivalent video about their marriage/relationship AND a video about how they are moving forward with creating a child at the same time.

No. 874778

This video is so disgusting but the main worthwhile take-away is that Shane's sperm is somehow "A++" according to the fertility doctor they went to see and in this vlog Ryland is clearly jealous and seething about it.

No. 875129

Ryan a very jealous man and it extremely toxic. Rather then being pleased Shane sperm good enough to use he managed to find a way to sulk and whinge about it

No. 875236

i hope jeffree retires to his yak farm and we never see him again

No. 875277

Now called "The Universe Is Broken". Hilarious to track these attempts at a few extra clicks.

No. 875749

Saged for unhinged tinfoiling but I wonder if they have privately already decided to break up eventually but are milking a few million more views and resulting $$$. Ginning up views/outrage/ interest with the surrogacy and wedding narratives. And then even more of course when they "decide to go in a different direction". It all feels too awkward to be real.

No. 875814

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Watch him do exactly the same shit as the last podcast. Shane must really have the brain capacity of a raisin

No. 875838

What makes you think they broken up? Rylan will never leave his sugar daddy no matter how missable he is the money more important to him

No. 875942

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I wonder that too nonnie. The way Shane seems to openly dislike Ryland and the zero patience he had for him is now so far into the minus territory it's hurtling towards hell.

I think Ryland is clinging on and wouldn't pull the plug unlike Shane who needs to hurry up and throw the figurative baby out with the bathwater before there is a actual literal baby in this clusterfuck. The problem is Shane is so apathetic that even the thought of disetangling from Ryland the remora is too much exercise.

No. 875984

I think maybe if Shane didn't have all of this controversy and lost literally everyone around him. maybe they may have broke up, as I cant imagine ryland ever leaving like >>875838 said

No. 876403

Shane's new podcast. Horrendous. Boring. Poor sweet Chris the New Cameraman is held up as the "woke one" that they tease about being Peruvian. He's so uncomfortable and I feel badly for him. Jared (Shane's brother) is the most annoying Reddit-y moid. Ryland's just chilling out on a beanbag chair not contributing very much. His fear is that the podcast will "show us fighting too much".

No. 876423

tbf do you really want to see shane’s bloodline continue?

No. 876590

Is this Shane's conspiracy nut brother? What do they even talk about in his podcast?

No. 876597

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I tried to watch for recapping (since I'm hate-watching anyway), but couldn't make it past the 10 minute mark. Here's a decent summary from Reddit.

No. 876598

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Second part of summary.

No. 876613

bumping for cp in /pt/

No. 876615

Don't scroll

No. 878493

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Not sure if I should sage this or not, so apologies mod if it’s not decent milk but Jeffree Star has started selling his Yak Farm meat (shock, he literally trade marked it under butchery) but so many of his former fans are losing their shit because “but muh vegan cosmetics!”, like this is where you draw the line not his racist stuff, his hatred of woman, him being pally with nonces, it’s him killing Yaks…

No. 878495

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Jeff with his scooter Karen haircut lookin ass

No. 878499

girl I really thought you posted Kris Jenner with bleached hair in here

No. 878518

he fell off so badly after Nate,like he's not even fun to watch for the drama any more. In fact it seems like when Nate and Jeffree broke up, everything kinda got boring when it came to Guru drama.
Not that Nate was involved in it but that was direct time, when the drama became blah

No. 878523

people are really just out here eating yaks? like this is a thing?

No. 878588

Really hope some unhinged nonas don't come here spouting some vegan bullshit in an attempt to reach for milk. I'll concede that its weird to see he is selling meat, but the animal sperg posturing is a no.

No. 878589

It’s weird to see his yaks minced up into 1lbs packages while posting cute photos of the yaks and giving them names. Not a vegan but it’s a little weird. Also who tf eats yak kek

No. 878596

Didn't he say he had ones that are pets and then separate ones for meat?

No. 878602

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reminds me of that vegan parody page that's been going around lately

No. 878606

I'm vegan and actually think it's better to know the animals lived well while they were alive at least (giving them names and treating them like pets is weird though kek)
lmao love this

No. 878630

Some people eat horses and squirrels, anon. Yak isn't that farfetched. I just don't want the thread turning into posturing for shit most of you obviously don't care about.

No. 878634

bison is good to eat, why not yak?
people in the Himalayas eat it

No. 878642

I don’t think it’s about the consumption of Yaks, I think it is that Jeffree told his audience that he would NEVER butcher them.
And he framed this as an animal sanctuary of sorts.

No. 878726

Strange to say but he looks better with no eyebrows and longer hair

No. 879146

His fans are so stupid all he does is lie can’t really be surprised

No. 879720

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Posted in the other thread too but for those interested shane dawson was trending because of dream being weird with his cat and tbh I think its funny that THAT may be the main reason shane is remembered for kek

No. 879722

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Seems like no one has talked about Shane's failed forum that he mysteriously locked and covered up. It was around the time as his Tinychat streams where he allowed his friend Pam to show her breasts and was using KISSarmygirl10 as a mod and flirting with her online despite her being a child.



No. 879728

Samefag this forum seems to be his spin on Onision's forum, of course they were friends at the time. not to mention that his Ustream had him defending pedophilia

No. 879730

I hate how "educate yourself" used to mean read some history books because you sound ignorant, now the phrase is only used by 14 year olds on twitter defending the D list celebrities they obsess over begging you to search for "receipts"

No. 879764

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Since no one else seemed to be masochistic enough to suffer through rylands latest vlog I watched it at 1.75 speed.

Rylands went to a theme park with Lizzie.

They buy Shane's mom a apple desktop computer.

They're keeping their California house but moving back to Colorado.

Shane says he "Can't believe they're doing it." Moving back to his house he fucking bought in Colorado.

I cannot at all imagine what the big changes are that they clickbaited in the title. Literally nothing. They have their dogs in a hotel room and the car never show walking them or anything.

Then they walk through the door and rylands mom and grandma are there.

No. 879775

dream fans are so irritating, I love when they seethe when it is bought up dream only exists because of pewdiepie

No. 879780

So are they broke enough they have to rent out the cali home? Which would be a miracle in this current market especially in cali.

No. 880073

Thank you, nona. These are always so painfully fluff-filled; nothing actually ever happens. I'm waiting for more baby news…

No. 880110

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I know this is old but holy shit, even worse than the Hot Topic shanaynay shirts.

No. 880606

Shane isn't even gay, he's bi.
>men that molest little boys are bisexual opportunists
There's a Blanchard study that basically concluded this.

I'm honestly happy he is nowhere near Lisa.

No. 880694

Curious I don’t follow Shane much as he bores me. How come you are glad he is away from Lisa?
Just a general question no hate

No. 881038

NTA but Lisa is too good for that nasty scrote. I haven’t kept up with her in recent years but she was always far too sweet and talented and out of his league and ruined her career by making her look like an idiot dating a fag for years and actually expecting a future out of him.

No. 881044

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Again doing the masochistic act of watching a ryland vlog.

Starts by Shane saying he's "dissociating" arriving at the house.
Lots of short vids of the animals.
More insipid consuming of home goods. The store where they bought the blue dinosaur is closing so they HAD to buy an alpaca figure.
Going to rylands family's for veterans day. Really annoying cookie review.
Made room in the garage to store the cars to avoid hail damage. This is what I think the "big changes" were illuding to?
Recorded an ep of Shane's podcast with terrible western outfits.
There are several minutes dedicated to their decorative alpacas.
They need a "professional hanger" to put up home decor.
Shane claims a couch is ruining his life.

I lost so many brain cells watching this insipid vacuous bullshit. Even at 1.75x. The fact that anyone thinks this is content is beyond me and yet I watch it. I'm aware of the irony.

No. 881055

Genuenly thank you for doing this nonna. I don't want to watch these idiots but I keep being curious whether anything interesting (milky) is gonna happen.

No. 881122

I keep watching bc I think there's something coming… I'll continue torturing myself for the potential milk until it flows. They're just so boring I can't imagine editing this together and thinking that it is worthy of an upload? It's truly baffling.

No. 881127

I guess its either that,or finding real jobs. And you know these roaches would rather sell their assholes than work a real job.

No. 881137

It’s a wonder that anyone gives these fat faggots any attention at all, they’re both hideous and useless as fuck

No. 882099

He's gained a bit of weight.

No. 882418

He’s getting filler and it’s slowly becoming botched it more noticeable in videos he features in where he can’t pick and choose the angles and lighting
but I think in this picture he has a filter on

No. 882419

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Prayer circle that it's just clickbait and these incompetent fucks aren't actually going through with it

No. 882467

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Ryland vlog from today
Talking about crumbl and a donut shop. Shane would die for his baby.
Ryland wants everyone to know that they're having a child and they want people to keep manifesting this child for them.
Got a gift for their future child which is a plush banana. Ryland insists they get crumbl and then give the news.
Ryland got Shane an early birthday gift… Prolonging the news of course. Ryland got Shane Gucci sunglasses which are hideous and tacky.
Shane does maybe look smaller than the last video I watched.
They grossly eat cookies.
Shane pours whiskey into a cup and then says he shouldn't be drinking because he just took a pill? And then appears to drink anyway.
Egg donor is going through the process to retrieve the eggs still and there is a chance that the surrogate could be pregnant by the end of summer.
When the surrogate is ready is when they will decide whose sperm they are using bc they are concerned about Taurus/cancer signs and whose sperm they come from.
Shane says they should make lip gloss out of their surrogates placenta.
Surrogate or donor does want to meet them? Wasn't clear at 1.5 speed and I refuse to watch these slower than that.
Shane claims to not drink while there's a full bar for cocktails behind him as they're getting ready for company.
More shopping with Shane and rylands mom.
Ryland rubs a gross bit of dirt or something off of his mom's margarita glass that he made at their home?

That's it. Fucking kill me.

No. 882470

So like they're going to just have a nanny who will be the kid's real parental figure right? Cause there's no way an infant isn't gonna end up malnourished at the very least with these morons.

No. 882488


I'm hopeful that the whole baby thing is lies for views. I can't imagine they've actually thought out having a real human child and the implications involved. Just like their engagement and wedding videos I think this is a desperate grab for views and attention from two creators with dying platforms.

No. 882556

A few years ago Shane was confirmed to be taking adderall, and would take the occasional Xanax as well.
You really shouldn’t drink on either of them, but with adderall it’s not the end of the world.
I am willing to bet this is why he doesn’t really drink.

No. 882787

I hope there isn't going to be a real child in this because Shane is 100% going to hurt that child. The fact he has admitted to molesting children, made a forum to talk to children, hosted livestreams where he talked to young fans who were also on video, flirted with and kissed child fans. If there is a child that ends up in their care its going to be either like Onision's child incident or history is gonna repeat.

No. 882790

I'm surprised no one has said anything about the videos of Shane spitting in his dogs mouth on multiple occasions.

No. 882793

Without seeing that video even not being a fan I told myself that the zoophilia and animal abuse was maybe blown out of proportion. But Jesus fucking christ. He should not be allowed to own pets let alone have a child. What the fuck.

No. 882826

Jesus fuck, why is this moid so rancid?

No. 883943

@ 2:20 He said he laid his cat down on it's back and "humped and humped" until he came. He said he was 19 and it was his first sexual experience. "No penetration" What

No. 884271

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No. 884276

Anon it's a prank Twitter is doing for his birthday

No. 884283

They’re saying he fell off a balcony which seems a little uncreative, imo the best death for him would be something like an Elvis style heart attack while on the toilet

No. 884292

or a dog bit his dick off and he bled to death

No. 884298

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No. 884355

Wonder if he paid for the rumours like a washed up pop star cause I'm pretty sure basically nobody except his super core fans would have known or cared about his birthday otherwise. YouTube certainly isn't going to tweet it out lol. Celebrity death hoaxes pretty much do no damage except remind you that somebody exists and thus essentially giving them some of the traffic they'd have gotten if they'd actually died, I bet more than half of them are orchestrated by the celebrities or their managers and this one especially

No. 884382

Dude that really spooked me

No. 884578

Keep being surprised at these washed up dudes not being in their early 40s like I woulda thought looking at them

No. 884895

Bet onsion had a melt down over this

No. 885205

Probably for a video

No. 885307

I don’t know if Shane’s ex friends get talked about here - but I just watched Garrett and Andrews new video.

It REALLY opened my eyes to how much Shane has possibly skinwalked their personalities? Mostly Garret.

Unless that’s who they both truly are and that’s why they were friends.

But I couldn’t help but feel I was watching Shane and hearing all his jokes.

As someone who use to be a Shane fan I know that “side” of his personality didn’t showcase until Garret was more in the picture.

No. 885318

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Once again taking the pain of watching a ryland blog that presumes to reveal big things but doesn't.

Opens with them in bed and ryland telling Shane over and over again that he is notready for a new dog.

Shane talks about how it's always been a dream to have a big plot of land to have animals and somehow it segways into them getting a kid and then back to pets. Really sounds like ryland is not on board for another dog.

They are once again going shopping for the dog but with rylands mom. Oh and grandmother. Also talking about naming the dog riley whichh is… Weird.

They choose a lot of toys which have chokables.

Waiting at the airport bc I guess they fucking imported her. Poor thing. Pick her up and transport her outside of her crate in the front seat.

Introduce both the other dogs at once. It's a really cute puppy. I hope things end up well.

No. 885327

I was thinking the same exact thing anon, Shane is a bland narcissistic incel who's only personality trait is trying to be Artie Lange. {only getting the fat and ugly part down}
Garrett was super popular for Coco Peru and then made a name for himself through his personality. Shane never talked about wanting to hunt ghosts until Garrett came into the picture, in fact Shane didn't start posting conspiracy theories until after he and Garrett broke up and he posted "MY THOUGHTS ON DATING GUYS" everything before that is stupid food videos, him platforming another pedo Destrey Smith for "WTF NEWS", him making out with Gabbie Hanna, and abysmal apology videos.

No. 885328

Everytime I think of them wanting a child or more animals I think about the time that Ryland got into a screaming match with Morrigan and threw food all over the place

No. 885480

Never saw this before, it's too perfect that the fight was over Morgan telling Ryland that they weren't ready to take good care of a horse.

No. 885544

Wait destrey a pedo too ?

No. 885754

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Not Saging because no one has talked about Destrey's involvement with Shane and I found another victim that no one has talked about.

Yep, I was actually very sad when I found out. Not only did he use his fanbase to date kids but he openly dated a 15 year old at 19

he also dated other underage girls



Nathan and Destrey both dated her, Nathan called him out specifically for this

Destrey also made the shittiest apology and went back to acting like nothing happened

No. 885854

What makes this even funnier is that it's not even a real horse- it was a hypothetical horse. At this point in time they hadn't even looked at any horses there was just a vague idea of owning one and that was enough for Ryland to tard out on Morgan

No. 886020

I don’t think an agegap of 4 years makes you a pedophile. Some people throw this term around like theres no tomorrow. It’s clearly a power thing and him being insecure but it’s not pedophilia

No. 886141

Its a different story when its someone 18 dating someone in there 20s, but dating 15 year olds when you are an adult is nasty.

We have already established this shit is nasty when it comes to Shane and Onision, you can't just ignore it because you find the person attractive when you are out of highschool your brain works completely differently from a child, if its not thats extremely concerning anon.
Also I was wrong Kendra was 14 and he was 19

this is a pattern of his considering he dated a 16 year old at 21

also a 12 year old when he was 21

the youngest accuser was literally 7 anon

He literally used his child audience to get his dick wet like James Charles

No. 886160

samefag, excuse my retardtion misread the automic_muffins allegation they were 16 and Destery was 24

No. 886603

how many times are they going to repeat that they have a surrogate? This video is basically like "no seriously this time."

>Got new dog as "training for the baby."

>Ryland thinks that having a baby is the same as a dog.
>Ryland gets angry and whiney that "people always say 'Ryland doesn't treat Shane the way Shane treats Ryland" so he got him balloons and a dog?
>they go on a tangent on how they are crate training the puppy in a vet crate and how Ryland can't be bothered to wait 5 minutes to get the dog to sleep in the crate.
>"Cheetoh doesn't like when we get new animals, he gets over it."
>Shane overreacts over gaudy leopard print bedazzled starbucks cup, leopard print slippers, just a shit ton of ugly leopard print all over.
>"your gifts are better than sex" "Is that insulting to me" "omg no. these slides, your ass could never" KEK ryland insecure about Shane wanting vagina again
>Shitty gardening segway
>Ryland spends $400 on flowers and makes his parents haul it for him and do all the hard work
>Shane cuts his cake. R:"we need a better angle of that pull out" S:"Me when we start your only fans" BARF
>Shane talks about twitter joking about him jumping to his death and tries to tie it in with him wishing for career success for his birthday
>Shane eating cake and acting like a dramatic fat pig
>S:"What is this" R:"better than sex" S:" Its been so long, I wouldn't know." R:"Its only because we have a dog, a puppy, that doesn't let us do anything."
>"we finally have a potetial match for a surrogate."
>Shane doesn't care about who the surrogate is, it is creepy how bad he wants a baby.

No. 886629

He is def going to rape that baby like he rapes his animals, fuck

No. 886630

So in summary Shane is dead tired of pretending to be gay and this whole baby thing is just to string Ryland along long enough before he dips and or fucks the surrogate to make it 'real'

No. 886790

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Exactly what I was thinking. Shane made it a point to stress the sex jokes, but they were passive agressive AF. It was just Shane eating, being an eyesore, and whining about being horny. I hope they know that if their sex life is shit because a dog is coming between them then whats going to happen when they have a kid? They gonna keep the baby in another room? Ryland says when they have the baby he's "prepared to have that be my full time job for awhile, But with the puppy I'm still trying to work and do a million things. She is like always going a million miles an hour,then crashes for an hour to give me a break." Then he zooms in on the dog sleeping.
He's complaining about not being able to handle a puppy which is not even high energy throughout the whole video. The baby is the horse thing all over,neither of them are ready to take care of that kid; Shane has a past molesting kids and Ryland can't even garden on his own let alone be bothered to take care of his 4 animals. They still have both houses and haven't gotten married yet. Its just an absolute trainwreck

No. 887137

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I was searching up stuff about Shane's brother Jerid and his DUI arrests they talked about in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1gdbYULeyg
instead found a court record of Shane getting sued by a debt collector on 08/06/2021


No. 887162

Interesting nona.

It looks like it is a property management company in Los Angeles suing him for debts.

D R Pariseau- Denis Pariseau
CEO of Briar Management- LA

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No. 887979

His stupid fucking face
I can’t

No. 888252

Not surprising at all. I doubt they can afford their lifestyle no one likes either of them So how could they be bringing in that much revenue from YouTube

No. 888295

Why does this T-shirt give him saggy tits look ?

No. 888298

Was there proof of this tho? I know about the pictures of him sucking a pet off but has then been any proof he banged them? Either way he has a odd relationship with pets I wouldn’t be surprised if he did do the peanut butter trick he used to joke about vom
Upcoming poly relationship??? to make Shane happy but rylan even more missable kek.
>>886790 either way the child will end up getting fucked up with their toxic ignorant lifestyle

No. 888424

Wow that’s so disappointing he still has such a active YouTube channel why do YouTube pedos get away with this shit all the time

No. 888969

I mean he "joked" about doing so multiple times in his videos, podcast,instagram and book. There is literally a compilation of him full on making out with dogs, spitting in their mouths,etc >>882790
Dude molested children and "joked" about it after not a far leap given his depravity

No. 892049

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House renovations
Shane shaming ryland for his farts
Honey has a cone? Not explained.
Lots of consumerism and dumb purchases including weird attic finds from rylands fam that has cultish vibes.
Found Shane's wedding ring at a yard sale. Kinda looks stupid.
Hot water heater broke bc they never winterized it. Buying a new one.
Bug reveal is… The finished guest room in their barn. God I hate them so much.
I stopped watching after this bc I cant submit my mental health to this for extended periods. I'm willing to bet nothing happens.

No. 892105

Thank you for your sacrifice nona

No. 892622

Thanks bc their videos are boring af I can’t finish them ever

No. 892864

Tinfoil but I think Shane is doing an Onision and is gaslighting Ryland into trooning out.
>describes he's been dreaming about Ryland having a vagina
>keeps calling him by female titles like "wife"
>keeps using derogatory, homophobic terms towards him
>has recently been posting a number of pictures with Ryland being edited into a woman with the text "bi goals"
>bought a set of fake tits from amazon for Ryland

There are a lot more pointing towards this posted and discussed in the Shane Dawson subreddit that aren't quite as disjointed as my post, because I find this pretty unnerving.

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Oh no.

No. 896416

They still talk? Wasn’t there some beef?

No. 896491

I think they stopped associating publicly but I don't remember them calling each other out. The most I remember is Trisha saying Shane wanted to drop Jeffree but was scared of him kek.

This is a bold move, he's just been dipping his toes back into youtube after all the drama and now he's going to put out this? I guess he's just putting up a middle finger to the woke portion of his audience

No. 896504

Sounds like he wants a lady in his life. Wouldn't surprise me if he did do an onision and bring in a third person into the relationship.

No. 896578

Ryland would never he too jealous and insecure. He freaked out on video with sarcy comments because Shane rather watch porn then have sex with him. Pretty telling

No. 896579

I don’t know why, but for a split second I thought this was going to be an ad for one of those celebrity cruises featuring Shane and Jefree

No. 896606

I guess they're the only two people in the world who will associate with each other. Honestly it's not the world's worst idea, two biggest canceled assholes on YouTube together again. It's going to at least Peak some people's interest. Or they'll just watch someone's recap
I definitely don't expect it to be nearly as successful regardless, especially because people were upset with the yak meat to begin with. And to be quite frank, even meat eaters aren't exactly interested in a meat Farm unless it's some ancient Family Farm or a brand they eat from. But even then people would obviously prefer to watch a sheep wool Farm over a sheep slaughterhouse

Maybe he'll take a page out of Greg's book and try to convince Ryland a polycule will make them seem more authentically gay for twitter queerios. I could see that immediately ending their relationship kek

No. 896688

pique not peak

No. 896757

they got seven alpacas.

No. 896758

samefag thought id summarize
>ryland acknowledges they now have 3 dogs, 1 cat (PLUS they are adopting the barn cat from the alpaca's old place), seven alpacas AND they are still trying to buy some poor woman's womb
>claims he has the time to care for them (lol)
>everyone gathers around to film the alpacas. lots of instagrammy shots. the alpacas are cute ngl
i didn't watch the end. i'm just astounded they did this kek. not one, not two, but 7. alpacas have a life span of around 20 years. there is no way this will last. didn't their kitten get eaten by their dog? who authorized this? lmao

No. 896801

Give it a year and the alpacas will be magically gone and never mentioned.
Or Jeffrey star end up buying them

Ah new alpacas…. Jeffrey star… I bet there will be shane/Jeff alpaca makeup collaboration

No. 896826

Anyone else following the podcast? Shane's obviously obsessed on his new camera man and crushing HARD. This video is kinda long but goes into the rumors that Shane might be cheating on Ryland, or at least wishing he was

No. 896839

calling it now, they want to fuck them like shane fucked his cat

No. 896860

it's up now

No. 896867

Anybody willing to take one for the team and write up some notes?

No. 896872

Lol right their videos are so boring

No. 896882

If no one else does it by tomorrow afternoon I have time then. I read some tweets already saying that it's another hour long makeup infomercial.

No. 896927

It was pretty boring, basically a long advertisement for a new palette. Some sob story filler about how hard the cancellation was, including a fluff piece interview with Shane's mom. It wasn't edited very well and the story line was all over the place. Not much else to say

No. 896998

Nonnies, I'm 4.5 minutes in and it hurts. He's just talking about how smelly his clothes are, help. I'm gonna try, though.

No. 897102

Ok I watched it

First ~15 minutes are just Shane introducing what this video is going to be about, him talking about the second palette and also him catching us up on life events, with typical Shane humor about what a ~*mess*~ he is

Then most of the middle is clips of Jeffree and Shane swatching the palette in the lab, intermixed with clips of Shane taking his dogs to the vet and talking to Rylands family. Of course during the family clip Shane gets to say his piece about how the first palette wasn't a money grab

Then the last quarter is Shane revealing that he's going to make a second video where he visits Jeffree at the yak ranch and they're going to discuss the palette together on video, the theme, the names, etc

I thought people were exaggerating but this video was a pretty boring nothingburger. He barely discussed the actual cancellation and the fall out he experienced from it. The parts that were supposed to be juicy, where Rylands family is asking Shane "Anything they want" weren't juicy at all. I guess the most surprising part is that it seems like Jeffree and Shane are still on pretty good terms although I'm not sure if they're still "besties" like before. Despite this I'll probably watch the next video anyway, Jeffree is usually pretty entertaining even though he's a terrible person

No. 897112

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Kek he needs to realize his YouTube career is never going to be what it was ever again. He needs to just quit, already. He's a talentless hack that got lucky but fucked it up by being a degenerate.

No. 897114

>didn't their kitten get eaten by their dog?
WHAT? Fucking awful, I'm gonna throw up

No. 897115

yep! and ryland tried to justify it despite the fact they knew the dog didnt like cats. they cant even provide the bare necessities of safety to a kitten, how tf are they going to protect an infant?

No. 897153

Hate the way the animals are loose in the car as well. Cat in on the fucking center console and the dogs are all over the place. If they had a car crash they'd all be dead.

No. 897173

Yeah specifically while separating the kitten from the other animals someone left the door open where they were keeping it(idk if it was Shane or Ryland), and when the kitten got out their husky played rough with it, like knocked it over and/or grabbed it or something (didn't eat it or aggressively attack). It was super young and they had just gotten it so that was enough to kill it.

No. 897457

Bump - CP on main page

No. 897461

2nd video is up

This video is basically Shane flying out, meeting Jeffree and them catching up/hanging out at the Yak Star Ranch lmao. They don't really discuss the palette much.

- At one point Shane jokes about he used to be scared of Jeffree, but his cancellation got Jeffree's makeup sold at TJMaxx and they're still friends so he's not scared of him anymore. I think this was a subtle dig at the comment Trisha had made about Shane being scared of Jeffree
- Jeffree has gotten rid of most of his stuff, purses, clothes and barely checks his socials anymore. Says he feels like a different person
- They discuss/shit on TikTok, Jeffree says he makes them because that's what people watch now, but he doesn't really like making them compared to youtube videos because of how short and vapid they are.
- Also mentions how the beauty bubble has burst, and talks about his other businesses
- They joke about the cancellation for a bit, both of them had a super blase attitude towards it especially Jeffree. I guess they really don't give a shit about appeasing twitter or whoever anymore
- At one point Shane said that Jeffree has had the most impact on his life outside of Ryland and his mom. At the same I think they said this was the first trip they made to the Yak ranch in the 2 years Jeffree had it. I can't really read their friendship level, I guess they don't talk often but still consider each other good friends? Of course maybe they talk all the time and the catch up scenes were just for effect

The big reveal at the end is that Jeffree wants to quit youtube. Says no one is watching it anymore. He doesn't mention his cancellation for why his numbers might be down though lol.

Overall nothing much was revealed but it was definitely more entertaining than the first video. I think there is going to be a third one

No. 897501

This one was a lot better than the first. Honestly I have no idea why this wasn’t released before the other, that initial video should have just been scrapped. Jeffree really carries it, he’s so entertaining while Shane adds nothing. The camera work and editing are such low quality. Sad to hear Jeffree feels the need to make tiktok content he doesn’t even like, there was a moment he said he dresses more girly for the tiktoks because “that’s what they want to see” but he didn’t seem happy about it, he actually seems more comfortable presenting male now which is cool. Not a stan but Jeffree seems like he’s sincerely growing as a person while Shane is just nasty.

No. 897554

This video is so, so weird and anachronistic. Who are these irrelevant weirdos and why do they still think we care? I don't foresee Shane and Ryland gracefully riding off into the sunset any time soon, I think we're gonna see a pathetic clinging to Youtube fame/money for years to come. It will be milky, for sure. Boring, sad milk.

No. 897588

Jeffree is such a guilty pleasure tbh, he's just effortlessly entertaining. I don't really feel like he's a better person deep down though

They've both been around since the mid 2000s and have reinvented their images as time goes by so I'm not surprised they're still around. At the same time the millennials who grew up with them are too old to care now and Zoomers probably just think they're problematic white male fossils. Tbh I think Shane is not as messy and retarded as he pretends to be, he's probably taken a page out of Jeffree's book at this point and has diversified financially. I think he'll just keep making content as long as he has even a small fanbase who watches, if anything it's better for him if the only people who pay attention to him are fans

No. 897599

It seems like Jeffree has found happiness… before he seemed to be trying to fill the emptiness he felt with purses and designer clothes and now he seems to be more content. I honestly thought the big reveal might be him leaving the makeup business, but it’s just YouTube which…. He wasn’t posting much anyway so it’s not that big of a change.
I’m happy for him, to be honest. He seems to be happy and isn’t being a shitty person like he has been in the past.

No. 897765

Pretty good recap video breaking down the weird dynamic between Shane, Chris (new cameraman), and Ryland on their stupid podcast.

>Shane got Chris to open up about his sex/masturbation addiction on a previous episode

>Shane responding very defensively to criticism about that episode, asking Chris on the podcast if it made him uncomfortable
>Chris of course denies any harm - Shane is his boss and they are recording a podcast, of course he's going to say it was fine
>Shane, Ryland, and Shane's ugly brother continue to joke about Chris's addiction and "loads" all episode, v uncomfortable
>Shane "jokingly" holds up finger guns at Chris while asking once again if he thinks Shane is a bully
>Chris squeaks out "Shane is not a bully, he's a wonderful human" kek
>They talk in disgusting depth about wet dreams, "loads", etc. Ugh.
>Ryland and Chris went on a "date", Shane very jealous OF RYLAND
>Video narrator points out the seeming triangle of attraction: Shane->Chris->Ryland->Shane
>Weird tension/aggression between Shane and Ryland is being projected and played out with Chris
>Chris needs to get the fuck outta town before they exploit him further

In conclusion, yuck.

No. 897789

Jeffree selling alpaca meat next

No. 897794

Good video and all the comments on YouTube are spot on. Glad people seeing his Bullshit after years of wool covered eyes. I almost feel sorry for rylan for having to be with someone as draining as Shane.but then I remember he just as bad

No. 897814

I cringe at this video because even though Jeffree is in a better place, he still hasn't changed and is still VERY materialistic. Shane calling a 1 million dollar home humble is cringy. And Jeffree showing off his "one of 1500" electric hummer, giant arcade basement, and keeping "10%" of his purses (which I'm sure is still hundreds) isn't some "omg I've changed" moment. They're just using this to try to get some of their fans back and cash in on their cancellation. Jeffree also seems incredibly lonely having no family and friends. He has to use his paid assistant as his friend. A sad life, really. I call bullshit on both of them.

When Jeffree says "I don't waste any part of the animal" when talking about his farming, the camera pans in on Shane's face and he makes a noise like he's about to say something but stops himself. It's incredibly obvious how Shane is thinking about something sexual in that moment. Really solidifies that he's into beastiality. Fucking disgusting.

Tf is going on here. They all seem like porn addicts.

No. 897824

>he’s into bestiality
>”omg I didn’t fuck my cat!!!”
How long until he becomes the next’Mr. Hands’ in a one man, one horse/other four-legged animal in a video?

No. 897906

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From recent vlog about shopping for Christmas decor, they try seasonal coffee drinks at a local cafe and Shane brings his own pumpkin creamer, pumpkin whip cream, and about 5-8?? Splenda packets (artificial sugar) to add to the already sugary coffee that he ordered. He actually seems pretty embarrassed and asks Ryland not not film it, kek. Beetus for you, Shane.

No. 897908

He is working on his morbid-obesity-beetus-gains-maxxing.

No. 897909

The Russell's sign is telling, binge/purge cycle alluded to pretty well in this post, but maybe he's a dumb moid with callused knuckles from punching walls or smth and I'm reaching. The embarrassment fits with a binge session though, it's shameful and most bulimics don't like sharing them with the internet.

No. 897911

Except after you get good at bulimia, you don't have to use your fingers anymore. You can make yourself hurl without doing that because it's not needed or necessary.

t. Person who has binged and purged a lot.

No. 897916

nona, i think we have to remember that shane has had an eating disorder pretty much his whole adult life. he admitted to been secretly bulimic for a long time. and also mentioned other weird shit like eating and spitting which you only see in people with life long eds who lost the plot a long time ago.
people relapse all the time and shane being clearly depressed i dont doubt he has been relapsing for a long time now. i actually doubt he ever fully recovered. i remember watching a vlog of his many years ago where he bought halo top ice cream and explained that ice cream is the easiest thing to throw up. i really dont think he ever got better.

No. 897924

Bulimia knuckles are back

No. 897948

Well, he didn't get bulimia down-pat if he still has to shove his fingers down his throat. Yikes!

No. 897956

Jeffree really needs to get a grip and tone his arrogance down a couple notches.
This whole narrative he tries to portray – that selling his mansion, moving to a significantly more modest house in Wyoming, selling most of his designer wardrobe and accessories, cars, becoming a farmer, staying off of social media, living a secluded homebody lifestyle etc has anything to do with "humbling", "healing" and repairing himself, "finding peace" and coming back to his "authentic" self, and muh mental health – kek, it’s just a bunch of yakshit. It’s dead obvious that it’s nothing but a forced measure.

After all the things that went down in the last 3 years or so, he tries to act so unbothered by his "cancellations", even made up a new slogan "… So?", but it’s evident that it’s taken a considerable toll on him, both in terms of image / online presence and financially (offline). And him baiting the idea of quitting YouTube is also a part of that, and not being sm-savvy.

Sure, it is a smart move to leave now, when you still have somewhat of a relevance and support left, and paint it as something done for the greater good, for the sake of growing up and finding inner peace and happiness, rather than continue spiralling and dwindling down, and, ultimately, following in the footsteps of his nemesis, KVD.

However, he could’ve just stopped there and saved face. But of course he felt the need to proceed with also blaming it all on covid – oh covid changed our lives forever, and now "no one watches YouTube anymore", "no one clicks the videos", the platform "sucks", and they are "wasting their time" filming the series basically.
Sure Jan, that is exactly why you have agreed to be part of a 3hr+ "documentary" and did another collection reveal on that exact same platform which "sucks" and is a waste of your time. And it’s entirely covid’s fault that you only get around a tenth of the views you used to get, and hardly anyone wants to work with you both in terms of collaboration, production and also brand deals. And you cannot pull off the same level of production on your own in Wyoming, nor have any content to scrape up now that no one’s willing to pay you to get featured. But sure, it’s the covid that "killed" the platform, not any of your own actions. KEK God forbid.

Also, a really smart move to start a tiktoker "career" by saying he hates the platform, sees it as harmful, and very much dislikes filming tiktoks – lol good luck with that.

No. 897958

I've never purged so I don't really know what to look for, but I think he's mentioned compulsive hand-washing as part of his OCD in the past as well. Maybe that's another explanation for the red knuckles? I really don't know.

No. 897960

I've compulsively hand washed before. I can confirm that it will dry out your skin and leave it painful, red, swollen and cracked. Yeah. Not fun. I forced myself to stop because it was so fucking painful. It was bad.

No. 897961

I second this. I over-wash my hands a lot, not because of some germaphobia though, but because I won’t allow myself to touch certain things and surfaces with non-squeaky-clean hands. It will dry out and crack your hands bad, even if you use the most nourishing of soaps.
HOWEVER, it will affect your entire hand, and mostly the back of the hand, not only the knuckles. And it looks nothing like >>897906
So, it’s more of bulimia knuckles than anything.

No. 897962

I live in Casper and hear pretty mixed reviews about Jeffree, though they, admittedly, skew positive. He is starting to hang out more with the locals, and investing in local business.. but I really still am holding on to my intial belief that he moved here because people here have absolutely no idea about his background or his drama and he is just trying to run away from it all. I dunno, I'm torn on the whole thing. I could see how the move could be a net positive character growth for him, but I also think he picked the perfect place to take advantage of nativity. Plus.. I know he wants to show off Wyoming to the world and I'm just annoyed by that lol. We've got a lot of downfalls but flying under the radar I've never believed is one of them.

No. 897988

I doubt that's why, he hasn't gone incognito and he's a really in your face kind of person. People in Casper can just google him and find out about him. Maybe they aren't the type to care about his internet drama though. I think Jeffree's pretty fake but I can believe he just wanted an extreme change in lifestyle, plus it's good for his bank account and he's probably been ostracized in the LA circles he would normally run in

No. 898140

I think it’s a combination of what both of you said:
> running away from drama, being called out and pointed fingers at
> being ostracised in his circles in LA
> starting "fresh", wiping the slate clean, as the typical resident isn’t really familiar with who he is, as they aren’t invested in gay beautuber drama or LA influencer culture, and won’t be bothered to look deeply into his background and just go by a personal impression
> and of course, due to financial reasons / perks

No. 898169

This is going to be good seeing Shane defend this stuff, using the excuse of "overreacting and cancel culture"

No. 898170

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No. 898220

Isn't this fag a creep too? I swear anyone with a primarily teen audience in the 2010s was.

No. 898247

Third video is out

This video is mostly more Shane and Jeffree hanging out, mixed with Shane and Ryland talking about Jeffree.

They talk about the palette more, turns out the palette's theme was "Doomsday" and it ended up being too on the nose considering Covid19, which happened right after the palette was made. I guess this is part of why they didn't release it. Shane said they're still not going to officially release it since Jeffree has used some shades in other palettes since then and because they're revealing it on youtube now it wouldn't be worth it (?)

I thought there might be a "We convinced Jeffree to stay on youtube" moment at the end but there wasn't. Instead there was some cope about how Jeffree isn't That miserable on TikTok so it's fine. I think Jeffree actually does hate TikTok though, he was shitting on his own TikToks lmao

Throughout the video Shane is really disconcerted about Jeffree leaving youtube, even though Jeffree doesn't seem to care. My take is that Jeffree leaving youtube, and his reasons why, is making Shane freak out about his own youtube career. I also think it's making him feel old and out of the loop, since he doesn't want to do TikTok yet the world is moving on from youtube

At the beginning there was some funny Jeffree cope about how his youtube numbers being so bad now definitely has nothing to do with being cancelled again. He seems to feel he can be famous as long as he's on the right platform

I guess the most interesting thing about this video was watching two internet relics discuss how the times are a changin. I will say Jeffree seems more resilient than Shane in this matter, Shane mentioned how he's had to reinvent himself a few times, but he's only ever been on youtube and I can tell the idea of youtube becoming irrelevant freaks him out

No. 898251

It’s so bizarre that people are mentioning him now? He used to have his show tacked onto the endings of Shane’s videos when he was just reviewing eating fast food like 2015/2016?

No. 898272

The only thing I remember about this guy is his “nasty shoes” song. Heard it a decade ago and it has lived rent free in my head since.

No. 898275

genuine qustion. If he has an ED all his life, why is he obese for most of his adult life?

No. 898276

Anorexia isnt the only ED. Binge eating exists. Someone mentioned purging, so i guess binge purge combination.

No. 898318

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Terrifying. What is he doing?

No. 898320

he looks homeless

No. 898329

Why does he look like onision to me?

No. 898332

it's weird because I thought this was an onision update for a split second too for whatever reason. They don't actually look that much alike, but there must be something about how dirty and unhinged they both have grown to be. lmao

No. 898404

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His face reminds me of this woman, who is constantly on my yt recommended for whatever reason. Something about the expression makes me so unreasonably angry

No. 898411

Yep some of his predatory shit was being talked about above

No. 898412

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Of course it was a cash grab for them to sell merch, bet you they made it before Shane's career imploded and now they are trying to recoup losses

No. 898433

Is this some kind of illness that makes her face like this?

No. 898447

No, she's just ugly and a case of thumbnail face

No. 898448

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Completely unrelated but there's a woman in one of the Facebook groups I'm in who does the same in her profile pictures and constantly makes self-pitying posts

No. 898469

Ugly people sometimes try to mask with weird facial expressions to hide that they are just unpleasant to look at no matter what.

No. 898535

God I can't imagine pay $30 for a t-shirt, even to support someone who isn't a total piece of shit.

No. 898548

Oh ok, thanks. I just assumed if someone is purging it means they do not get the calories… SO they remain thin.

No. 898587

Jfc I never knew Destery Smith was a pedophile. Absolutely horrific. The 2010s were wild but unfortunately this shit is STILL seen as acceptable for some reason.

No. 898607

Nah, you can never get all of it up. Eventually your gag reflex stops working and whatever's left in your stomach has to digest.

No. 898664

Just to explain her face, she plays a alternate character to her main character that is always salty, so that is the "face" of her salty persona.

No. 898899

When you're hardcore bulimic you don't rely on your gag-reflex. Vomiting becomes so easy it falls out when you bend over. But I agree that Shane never got to that stage.

I think he's mentioned having psoriasis or eczema before, and torturing Ryland with his skin flakes.

Doesn't necessarily mean he's not bulimic currently. I had bad rashes all over my body when I was. Your body begins to attack itself when your swollen all the time from the bile/nutrition is so poor.

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>>898247 interesting that jeffree thinks his youtube videos are flopping but he still hits 1 million views per video. Sure, it's 10 million less than 2-4 years ago but most creators don't even break 1 mil. He's fine just a bitch

No. 899041

The rich think that unless they bypass already made goals, they aren't advancing. Same with companies if they aren't making 272 billion over last year's revenue. It's just greedy garbage.

No. 899090

It's because he's uploading so infrequently now. Drives up views per video.

No. 899439

Quick recap video of Shane recent horrifying Snapchat mania because no anon should have to go seek out the primary source material. Truly unfunny, fucked up stuff.

No. 899695

Reminds me of the edgy lolrandom humor in his really old videos, guess he never really outgrew it

No. 899850

Shane's pet editor is getting more attention lol

No. 899901

It’s bizarre that he’s still making off-color jokes like this after everything that’s happened. I knew he’d never really change, but he’s not even pretending anymore

No. 900386

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Shane is fully-being-himself and letting it all hang out.

No. 901447

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Shane wants to be a woman

No. 901700

does this bitch do meth? dem pupils and dem bags…

No. 901767

I reaaally, reaaally hope he doesn't make Ryland suck his tits.

No. 901769

Idk if anyone watched this but this YouTuber spot on when I think someone linked their video early on thread before.

But I feel so bad Rylan shane has no interest in him at all and stringing him along Ryland wants a child with him and Shane can't even commit a marriage. There a video floating around where Shane got a podcast song and it had everyone name mentioned bur Rylan and he pointed it out and she was like oh yeah and laughed I just hope Ryland starts to open his eyes and leaves

No. 901808

gtfo with this shitty ryland caping. Don't you realise ryland is just as bad as shane? He knows what shane is like and yet he not only chooses to stay with him, but he agrees to every ridiculous decision shane comes up with. from adopting pets they never take care of to hanging out with jeffree star, to even adopting children into that cursed household. ryland deserves to suck on those disgusting mangtits and you need to shut up about it.

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Nonas, I'm so sorry. View at your own risk to eyeball and brain health.

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viewed. not worth it, oh my god.

No. 901895

Oof, skinny twinks with no ass shouldn't do that pose, and exceptionally hairy men shouldn't be wearing women's swim suits because it ends up making their hairy chests look more apparent.
Wonder if Shane is going to try and convince Ryland to take estrogen to try and prevent twink death. He's obsessed with calling Ryland mom and a girl because his homophobia anyways, I wonder if he pushes for Ryland to act girlier for him because he can't handle the fact that they're both the man in the relationship. Maybe 2023 we'll see Ryland troon out in an attempt to keep Shane interested

No. 901914

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omg that is so pathetic lmao

No. 901918

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can anyone remember and piece together this timeline for me? went back through the threads and couldn't find the exact details he mentions. did they try to kill him? was he ever really famous enough to be indoctrinated in the fame cults?

No. 901924

He’s just doing what he always does, talks about how he has so much drama on everyone to get people to listen and then run off when people actually press him for it.
Just look at the James Charles or Dahvie Vanity situations.

No. 901936

He's a dumb conspiracy nut so I don't believe it. There are actual elites and terrible people around that scene but they're not the illuminati. It's mostly pedo circles, real human trafficking rings, the Freemasons (who hide behind idiots going on about the illuminati), and executives creating money laundering schemes among others. What has Jeffree done that could even screw their plans? He didn't even make that much of a ruckus in the makeup world.
Britney is being screwed over by her family, people involved in her music, and now the public who is encouraging her current breakdowns by acting like women are made for porn. Kanye isn't blasting the system, he's a sick man who has been deteriorating for decades and recently went on /pol during a manic phase and now has a pedo and a tranny lover fucking with him and using him.
Put up or shut up Jeffree, also if there actually were any issues I doubt he'd just casually tweet about them. I almost hope he's being paranoid and losing it because he has no idea what it's like to actually go up against people with too much power to fall. How many women get killed investigating trafficking rings? Jeffree occasionally said spicy shit on twitter during a manic phase

No. 901937

Jeffree went from popular on myspace to inexplicably big name in the real world. But why? There's nothing unique about him, there were dozens of identical scene fags doing makeup. He's ugly and has an abrasive personality. But he is the kind of soulless fuck who would sell his ass to anyone with power to promote his brand. He's not Hollywood star famous but he's a slutty gross twink who ran adjacent to those circles. It's not out of the realm of possibility that he has ultra gay blackmail on important people, or burnt them in some other way. Illuminati is extreme but the entertainment industry has persecuted lesser demons.

No. 901938

IIRC Jeffree Star cosmetics wasn’t even entirely owned by Jeffree and was backed by some investor. I don’t remember the name but I think he was a lawyer? He also came in at a time when the beauty industry was booming. I think he just got lucky.

No. 902012

>people finding videos of me saying nigger and threatening to kill teenage girls while calling them cunts was le illuminati conspiracy against meh
Lmao dumb tranny.

No. 902015

I think it's simply that internet fame used to go a lot farther than it does now. There were very few myspace famous kids at the time and Jeffree was the top one.

No. 902022

the answer to these mysteries is always pedophilia. j-star sat there and watched dahvie nonce kids.

No. 906428

I think the real reason Jeffree had to move and sell his house and most of his expensive possessions was because of declining sales and several lawsuits that took a major hit on his fortune.

I know he has multiple sources of income but the whole quitting social media crap is clearly a cover. He just has a lot less money than he used to.

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They're married now and the body language is just so sadly telling.

No. 906577

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Samefag, no nonnie should have to watch the wedding vlog so let's give it up for reddit girlie BeefyMami who will fill us in and spare us the pain.

No. 906580

Also, for it being "the best day of [their lives]" they could’ve at least dressed not like they’re going to the grocery store. Especially with how Ryland always needs to look so extra on benign occasions…

Can any of you American Nonnies fact-check if the marriage is actually true? You never know with them anymore what’s true and what’s bait, they lie so much. I’ve attempted, but I haven’t found the appropriate resource for such info.

No. 908788

Exactly it was between that,him being friends with Hunter Moore/ posting revenge porn on isanyoneup, and him raping someone and paying the victim to stay quiet. He thought paying for Dustin Dailey, Nick Snyder, Rich Lux, and other beauty drama youtubers to only post in his favor was going to keep people from talking about his actions.

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so who is it anons?
I'm thinking its a gay NFL cheerleader lol

No. 908836

has to be a cheerleader, there's only like 1 openly gay football player and the rest of the closeted ones would never let this fag post about them on social media.

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It's my time to shine..this is closest to the sports thread I've been requesting for a long time

My only guesses are:
Henry Anderson (6'6 Carolina Panthers defensive end, whose wife is also defensive)
Taylor Lewan (6'7, Tennessee Titans tackle)

No. 908900

I’m guessing it’s a player from the Rams. A lot of NFL players are 6ft 6; he could even be adding or subtracting an inch. He didn’t need to add the height(it’s obvious the dude is tall) but he did for a reason. Jeffrey is 6’1

They were supposedly out and about in public and had dinner so i don’t think it’s a secret. Jeffree just knows how to play the game to get attention.

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It’s Carl Nassib I’m pretty sure. He’s already out and just deleted all the photos of his boyfriend.

No. 908910

jeffree says it’s not a married man and i’m inclined to believe him because jeffree would absolutely take the chance to tear down married women if he could. he’s an extreme misogynist and it’s clear he despises straight women most of all. he would definitely brag about “turning” a married man gay.

No. 908923

Omg I went to high school with Taylor and his little brother Bryce. Cackling, he actually dated one of my friends so if that is true (I doubt it though it doesn’t really look like him to me anyway) I would die if he was closeted gay.

No. 909018

face like a brick

No. 909019

Most NFL players are like early to mid 20s and all look fucking busted.

No. 909107

Football has the ugliest moids of any other sport

No. 909168

He got the chad jaw

No. 909582

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I was correct, it's Taylor Lewan

No. 909583

Wtf is he posing with the gun?

No. 909595

I guess that's what people n Tennessee do.

No. 909596

>no trigger discipline
>watermelon socks
I wish I could unsee this entire photo

No. 909650

just came back from shooting the yaks in the head

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TMZ is saying it was just promo for his podcast

No. 909673

Jeffree's hair is so UGLY. Is that supposed to be the tranny flag?

No. 909682

Sure, watch this become another Nikita dragun/Michael yerger debacle

No. 910327

I had a good laugh at Jeffree Star talking about how pronouns are crap kek

From his podcast:
>“I’m not into all the other bullsht,” Star began, referencing trans and nonbinary people. “The ‘they’ and ‘them.’ And all that extra sht that we added during the pandemic because everyone was so bored in their fcking houses. They just started to make up more sht.”
>Article continues after ad
>“That’s why the conservatives like me, because I’m just real,” he continued. “You’re not they and them. You’re trans — you’re male, or you’re female. And people get so mad when I say that. How are you a ‘they?’ What the f*ck does that mean? It’s stupid!”


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Hardly milk or drama, but I thought it was interesting that Morgan commented under Garrett's new IG post

No. 910577

can't believe for once I am going to agree with him kek he said what he said tho

No. 910972

No. 911126

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Shane Dawson and his husband cheerfully announce that they purchased 12 embryos and are hiring a surrogate to gestate a baby boy and possibly girl

No. 911127

Twinky small one said "She's probably pregnant, that bitch." unprompted about a woman the only time I watched their podcast. Kek, how ominous, how typical

No. 911170

They have a boy because Ryland can't cope with female competition

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the face he makes in every thumbnail is so cringey

No. 914000

I only heard about them having a baby via surrogate a few days ago and I just wanted to say how much I hate this fucking cunt Shane and his ugly twink bf for doing that. I hope they die. Selfish gay moids can't just adopt a child, no, it has to be their genes so they just exploit women because they can. Fuck them!

No. 914174

tbh i feel horrible for the child as well. i pray pedo dawson doesn't do fucked up shit to it.

No. 914189

I hope they don't go though with it cause it feels like its already exploited and Rylan said he wants to merch it out like come on

No. 914226

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In a strange turn of event, Shane appeared as a guest on Steve-o's Wild Ride podcast 2 days ago. Has anyone caught this? He looks absolutely awful in the title card.

No. 914227

Link to vid

No. 914237

This man has literally made youtube videos with puppets where one of the running jokes was that the child puppet was being sexually assaulted, among actually sexually assaulting various pets of his. there really should be background checks on people doing ivf/surrogacy because someone who thinks CSA is a joke should not be a parent.

No. 914239

Samefag, and fed a baby doll with food until it was bursting out, and put a barbie doll in the grill until it melted in a video. I know they are just dolls but it was done in this revolting way where he was clearly enjoying and laughing away at simulating torturing a child. Those were with his blond female ex.
He's also been sexual on omegle or whatever in the 00s with minors. People reading this thread are familiar already with all this but yeah, with such an extensive history of degeneracy the idea of them havung a child is plain ominous.
He's not only a degenerate but specifically in a way which suggests he will be harmful to children. I feel so sorry for any future child in that household.

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lol the fact that its steve-o made me realize shane kinda looks like current-day bam margera now. i wonder if they have a lot in common, both absolutely insufferable and publicly downward spiraling

No. 914267

imagine finding out your dad put a video of himself online pretending to jerk off while looking at a poster of an 11 year old. I'd cut ties as soon as I was legally able to jfc

No. 914465

soyjack vibes

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No. 914728

Jetson… Jetson?? fucking failing the kid before they're even born. jesus christ men are the worst.

No. 914791

I hate this so much.

No. 914841

Are they rich enough to have a nanny and all that? Because if not, they are in for a rude awakening with twins. Shane is barely managing to take care of himself, this man is not going to do well taking care of a couple of babies. I think they are caught up in the “oh yeah cute babies!” and maybe it’s mostly Ryland who wants them (just a thought, I can’t picture Shane as someone who actually wants kids), but the screaming and the crying and the shitting. And then the responsibility of raising two future men. I’m sure they will make some money of it though. The name is Jetson is also fucking retarded.

No. 914902

Well least the baby didn’t get called beary like Shane was suggesting. But not really a shock surprise baby revel as they were saying they wanted two for ages. They won’t be able to cope with two they can’t even look after their pets. Hopefully there family’s help them and give the children some sort of normal life

I’m guessing they both have a egg each if they managed to do twins?

Now how long until they bring out theme merch and cash grab like rylan keeps mentioning? Few months or soon they are born. Let’s hope they keep them of the internet for the sake of the children.

No. 915255

wow how convenient two gay men choosing to have twin boys.. nothing wrong will come of this.. no children will be molested what so ever.. hahaha

No. 915386

In a few months these boys are in for a rude awakening. How is Shane going to continue his uwu baby shit while he has two actual children in the house? Is Ryland prepared for the reality of being designated the "woman" of the relationship in Shane's mind and therefore going to be the primary caretaker and emotional teacher for them? Shane acts like a man in a straight relationship and didn't have a father figure himself, he's 100% going to be emotionally absent and I forsee ryland moving back in with his parents or with his sister with his two kids in a year or two. Not saying I'd trust Ryland or consider him a good guy, he just seems mildly better than Shane and I'm hoping will develop some attachment to the kids when he inevitably spends all his time with them while Shane goes off playing with Jeffree or whoever. Maybe Shane will go full onision and declare the relationship poly and go fuck his camera guy once the reality of kids set in

No. 915870

>>915255 I honestly think Ryland would be too jealous of raising a girl. Seeing her get and experience everything he wish he could've, yikes

No. 916272

Are they just having a children cause shane ex is pregnant?
I can't see Ryland having the patience of raising two children and loosing his 'me' time. I'm sure both grandmas be over ever 30 seconds

No. 916830

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Jeffree's Makeup and Meat store opened Friday. It was announced like Monday or Tuesday. He got Yelawolf to play a free show at a venue that's right next to the store in the heart of downtown; local stuff was scheduled but of course things were shuffled to accommodate Mr. Star. People camped out in parking lots for the opening. I also learned that Jeff got a DUI from the wreck when he first moved here.
Picture is the side of the building
The front is like peptobismal pink. Yay.

No. 916838

Makeup and Meat is like Glam and Gore but filtered through Jeffree's strange mind, like what a horrible combination of things. At least Glam and Gore makes sense since both are makeup styles, is this literally a shop where he sells meat from his ranch alongside makeup? Like horror movie shit

No. 916847

Perfect, now I can shop for new mascaras with one hand and pick a steak with the other. Just how god intended.

No. 916852


Yup - yak meat, makeup, and I think he has merch in there too.

No. 916854

I doubt they'll molest them or do anything like that to them.

More realistically they're gonna raise them to be obnoxious douchebags.

No. 916864

who is even the audience for this? I doubt rednecks are shopping at a shop all decked in pink and I doubt there are many redneck women who are into makeup. like his audience is country bimbos which are very rare to begin with.

No. 916866

Imo Jeffrey has never and still does not create things because he knows there a demand for them. He thinks he creates the demand. In his mind people are going to flock to his weird pink makeup and meat store, simply because it's so weird and pink and his. I think it'll do fairly well for a while and then he'll move onto the next thing.

No. 916995

This is so ridiculous and dumb, there’s no redemption. The guy’s intending to sell vegan makeup in a meat shop. Bravo.
>>916864 I think everyone wants to know who is this targeted towards. Whatever happened to his actual business partners that used to do the brain work for him?

No. 916996

I think there is a chance they will molest but if they wont Shane will make sexual jokes about them all the time and think about them when he's masturbating. That's a given. Porn addict like him can't help themselves not to sexualise their children. He will try not to, but in the end he indulges like with everything in his life.

No. 917359

Jeffree Star is a psychotic tranny.

No. 917390

That's obvious

No. 917770

So Morgan has skin cancer and Rylan uploads baby videos I wonder if he thinks this is taking away from his moment as he never supported his sister and always talks about her negatively. But for real that sucks she pretty young hope she can heal and recover fast.

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Eugenia Cooney has gone to visit Jeffree at the Yak Star Ranch. They have been chatting and going on lives together in the past few months too.

My only guess is that no influencers will hang out with Jeffree anymore except Eugenia because her brain is so rotted. Since she is stuck in 2007 maybe she reminds Jeffree of his myspace days too

No. 921521

Can’t wait for their inevitable fall out only for Jeffree to cling onto relevancy by threatening to expose Eugenia or her ana chan habits only to backtrack when he’s called out on it, and say he’s “grown” from the situation.
Just like he did with Dahvie and James Charles, I don’t remember if he did with Shane.

No. 921526

People hVe been tinfoiling that he might be attempting a Jaclyn on her, but will have a better chance of swaying her. He would also use it as a way t make himself look good. It would feed his God complex.

Really though, anything could happen at this point.

No. 921556

>>921526 he did a live stream of him faking crying about her saying he seen her eat (they picked out a yak to eat and shoot with a custom gun) and saying he knows she is ok but stop sending hate (there no hate just people trying support her to get better) she is so obsessed with him she even wants a 'cute gun' but the bish couldn't even lift a beach ball let alone a gun and it not really in her personality to be a gun girl. She even changed the way she talks when he comes on her live it's so bizarre. Even told of Marcus dobre in the most awkward live ever saying he was in the wrong turning down a amazing opportunity to go on a private jet with Jeffrey for like 30 mins non stop.

I do hope he takes advantage of situation and gets her real help I feel like if he told her to she would. And you know he would take full credit for that if not then just expect a Skelton themed makeup collection either way milk her for content. Wouldn't suprise me too if shane starts sniffing around for a 'documentary'
Another thing to mention is where is deb on this trip. Jeffrey said he is in kahoots with her hopefully he convince her to get her daughter help rather then accusing people of kidnapping her.

>>921521 knowing Jeffrey he probably writing in a book about all her secrets he said in a interview once he knows a dirty secret about everyone aka something to blackmail with

No. 921567

It would be great if Jeffree got her help but it's not really in his nature… I think he is just desperate for controversy and attention at this point. I thought the ranch would have been a turning point for him but he's still the same sad attention whore he ever was

Maybe there will be a makeup palette, I think only hardcore Jeffree stans would buy it and he will receive a ton of hate for it but that's probably what he wants

No. 921585


Eugenia had been sending flowers to the store a couple weeks ago. Found that mildly interesting

No. 921787

Eugenia needs to get fucked really hard by a huge black cock.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 922266

Has anyone seen Rylands latest vlog about them moving back to LA? Shane looks huge and miserable, he shows no interest in the very soon to be babies

No. 922296

Shane not showing interest in anyone's babies is the most positive outcome, no fucking clue how they passed any kind of background check to rent-a-womb. Ryland wants accessories and Shane will not be able to center anyone but himself in his life and hate the babies for taking up his resources. Actual women have trouble bonding with surrogate babies, I guarantee at the first real inconvenience they will hire a nanny.

No. 922298

lol cmon even the pornsick hitler retard above you knew he had no milk and politely saged

No. 922382

You bitch. I'm a woman.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

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Jeffree posted this last night

No. 922981

how does shane look as bad as the walking death next to him

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Shane looks haggard as shit but also like he lost some weight? Sage for old milk but his sons are due in 7 weeks, hopefully him losing weight is indication that he’s working on himself for their sake.

No. 922997

I hate them and their “shopping for a mom” so much

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jfc did he hop on the ozempic train? he's starting to look like that rat perez hilton.

No. 923149

Must be a dumb fag thing (pls no ban mods, I'm only homophobic against men)

No. 923277

this is dark, but I feel this is one of the places to actually talk about this… I think there’s a good chance Shane will get a lot of intrusive thoughts about molesting the babies and that, in turn, will make him avoid them. He’s pornsick and had CSA in his past and, imo, probably only does the kind of therapy that you don’t examine yourself too deeply and you have your therapist tell you you’re the victim and you’re always right.

I don’t think he would ever act on it specifically because of him being somewhat religious and thinking that he’s always being watched and he’ll go to hell.

I think he only agreed to have the children because it was either that, or lose Ryland. Plus new content and family vlogging.

No. 923412

I legit thought the exact same thing! There be a couple of odd jokes which will be on the nose of camera I Don't think he do anything but the pornbrain will have those thoughts.

No. 923596

It seems like so many old internet celebrities dramatically move away to “escape the grind of LA” and then realize they miss the attention and move back Kek

No. 923687

it's insane to me that these two faggots could buy 2 children to own at the same time when they have no prior parental experience. RIP those kids. Didn't they let their puppy get killed a year or so ago because it was left unsupervised?

No. 923688

My bad, it was actually their kitten they let get mauled by one of their huskies because they left it unattended. Attached link is Ryland talking about it.

No. 924091

he hasn't been molested in the past kek, he just said some shit like "he feels like he remembers something could've happened" or some shit like that - that is not someone that has been molested or has actual trauma surrounding it

No. 924125

sounds like the backstory pedos like to bring up except he half assed it and didn't commit. He has heavily implied it and I think made skits around it but I don't believe he thinks he's had anything like that happen, I think it's fantasy. His family is fucked for pedophilia I tinfoil due to his cousins being allowed to do fucked up shit in his videos and his mom being ok with his jokes, even taking part in many videos. But I don't think he's a victim, just grew in an environment that encouraged awful shit that him and his side of the family will push on their kids

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No. 924334

I am genuinely afraid for this child

No. 924337

Nitpick but, he really wrote a whole paragraph with out a single 'thank you' or even mention of the surrogate. It's not like he had to name her or anything, just a simple "and a big thank you to our surrogate" would suffice, knowing these clowns I guess that's way too much to expect

No. 924340

seeing Shane hold a baby actually makes my stomach turn. I would NEVER let that man be alone with a hamster, never mind a human infant
>We probably won't be showing much of them…
HA. yea sure.

No. 924348

I noticed that too nonna. He's acting like he'd finally given birth himself after years of being an 'infertile' woman. But of course the people patting their asses and lining their pockets with interactions gets praise.
>Thank you for all the love and support
Thank goodness they had the support of strangers online. Imagine how laboring it was for them to sit there whilst a woman is donating 9 months worth of her uterus to make these guys feel like their existence is needed somehow.

No. 924354

I know those boys are just going to be horrifically traumatized

No. 924355

Fags are the worst. I am the most homophobic lesbian. I hate all men equally.

No. 924356

Dogfags and now they are 'parents' (say that extremely loosely) to twin boys. What could go wrong?

No. 924360

whhhhyy did they buy two babies?!?!? they get one half off or something? have they discussed their reasoning for this at all?

No. 924363

One is biologically Shane’s and one is biologically rylands, and the surrogate was cool with having two so they went for it, I don’t think there’s a real reason besides that

No. 924364

They both wanted a biological kid, the boys are half brothers, one is biologically Shane’s and one is rylands. They should have had one and in a few years after they got the hang of parenting the second one. But they’re so childish that they probably would’ve fought over who got to go first.

No. 924367

How were they able to do that? I thought they were twins in utero. Is is possible to have twins with two different sperms via IVF?

No. 924368

Jet and Max? They aren’t dogs

No. 924370

Just seems like such a poor decision. They've named the boys like they're pets. They've used a surrogate to create two half brothers. At some point in their lives they're going to figure out there was a woman involved and probably feel some kind of way that their biological mum was basically a broodmare. I mean at least these kids won't ever believe they were a mistake or unexpected but fuck if shane and Ryland can't cope with parental stress they may get called a mistake. I can only imagine shane speaking to them like a peer and acting like a drama queen. In a way at least they had boys so between the two of them they should be able to help them navigate boyhood. Could you imagine these two with little girls?

No. 924372

Twins born from ivf aren’t genetic twins, it’s a result of two separate embryos being implanted at the same time. In this case the embryos were fertilized by two different men.

No. 924375

>jet and max
Literally named their children like dogs omg

No. 924385

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Him posing like he’s resting after giving birth is such a despicable mockery. He’s not even holding his own son.

No. 924389

Given their toxic relationship I 100% expect Shane to hate/be jealous of the Ryland baby and vice versa.

No. 924390

I hate hate hate hate this

No. 924395

What is he tired from? Trying to find a parking space at the hospital to pick up the children?

No. 924396

If he's actually sleeping, then holding the baby is dangerous. At least they're faking being proper parents correctly. Don't hold your baby while you're asleep, thats how they suffocate or get crushed.

No. 924398

me when I was right over a year ago, gay men should not be allowed to be parents, especially by surrogacy.
these poor boys are gonna be so abused, emotionally and physically, my heart breaks for them

No. 924399

Why didn't he move the bed pad before laying down. It's not like he needs it.


To be fair. It's pretty easy to not fall asleep holding your child and practice safe sleep. When you're not dead exhausted from childbirth. Give them a week or so into the newborn stage. I have a feeling they'll invest in a nanny v(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 924410

I don't think that's a nitpick at all, it's terrible that he couldn't do the bare minimum of acknowledgement of what that woman did for them. Trying to downplay it in the public eye is really concerning.

Right? It's petty but it bothers me when parents give their kids nicknames as full names. Like name him Maximilian or Maxwell and call him Max.

No. 924411


Tell me farm, what do you think? Is this a lolcow?(astonishingly retarded newfag)

No. 924454

I've been avoiding Shane contein general ever since they announced this baby saga, and I just want to say I absolutely hate everything about this. Shane doesn't even love his own husband last I recall, treating him like ass on podcasts, and was more interested in that dipshit camera guy that laughed at everything Shane did like a trained seal (as I said I haven't kept up since the baby announcement, so idk if it's still that way). We all know that those baby's will be props and that's so sad and depressing for those kids. I already know that one of the babies will start crying while he's filming and Shane, instead of doing something about it, will just let him cry while he pull all these funny little faces and act like he has no idea what to do while his camera guy just lols.

No. 924465

gay men acting like they just gave birth in their little hospital photoshoots is going to make me homophobic. Real dads acting tired is pathetic too but at least they were worrying about their wife, these fags dont care about the mother or kids.
I genuinely think shane doesnt realise he cant just give them back like rehomed pets when he gets tired of playing with them. These kids are going to be overweight and neglected because their dads eat takeout every day. Or maybe the dog will “sit on them” like that poor kitten.

No. 924466

these idiots couldn’t even keep their dog from mauling a helpless kitten, htf are they gonna parent two newborns? this is horrifying. poor kids. of course they had to have two boys too. this whole situation and these fake maternity photos make my stomach churn

No. 924480

i picture shayna getting overwhelmed easily if the babies are crying and he’s trying to film. he’ll be yelling “oh my GAWD” over and over like that tati reaction video where he’s running around his house freaking out and ryland tells him to get off live kek

No. 924506

Having two kids at once as first time parents is hell on wheels, incredibly tiring. They WILL hire a nanny and night nurse ASAP. Don't worry nonas, loving and experienced women will take care of these babies- but I only hope they get paid fair LA nanny wages.

No. 924525

women will do the hard work of setting them up for success and as soon as it gets easy to take care of them, they'll swoop in and undo it all.

No. 924593

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No. 924601

Must resist the urge to alog this ugly fag

No. 924653

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I didn't read every comment but quite a few people were expressing concern or disgust. some white knights in there too saying "he changed!!" which is kinda weak

No. 924662

It's refreshing to see comments like this tbh

No. 924714

Legit thinking these narcissists got babies so they can "pretend" to be good people because usually "parents" are seen in a better light than people with no babies. They're going to be 100% props but there's a place in jail for abusive parents like these, like Ruby Franke. I don't trust Shane with kids at all.
Youre so right. That woman did basically everything for them. Narcissistic ugly men in the end.

No. 924770

How in gods name is this not sexual assault?! Whhhaaat?? Women cant even breastfeed in public, why is a grown man being allowed too… im gonna barf..

No. 925903

I mean skin to skin is a normal thing to do with your babies for bonding and they are biologically their babies so it’s really not that weird, fathers do it all the time, it’s encouraged even

No. 925917

Nona, it says right there the baby is trying to latch. As in suckle. On a hairy mans chest. Its not a picture of "just skin to skin". Its a picture of shane dawson with his biological babies mouth on his nipple. Thats fucking disgusting.

No. 925918

it's not good for a developing baby to try and latch only for nothing to come out, it goes against their little baby instincts and what we're supposed to give them. also if they're doing so it means they're probably hungry so it's cruel to not detach and immediately give them a bottle. they're hungry all the time at this young age

No. 925940

That baby is not trying to latch onto his nipple, that tweet is trying to incite outrage and engagement bate, I get it, we all hate Shane, but be for real right now lol

No. 925941

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That babies mouth is not on his nipple at all, there’s PLENTY to criticize him for, this is normal interaction between a father and his baby

No. 925942

Then why does that post make it sound that way? Wtf?
I still stand by the fact that he shouldnt have kids because he will abuse and neglect them.

No. 927234

Shane Fagson is stirring his channel towards his one true love; food.(not milk, sage)

No. 927275

the frenzy that overtakes him when food is around is genuinely disturbing

No. 927667

They way they keep referring to themselves as "girls"/"mommies" is so disgusting and showcases how they view parenting simply as an extension of cosplaying women in the way gay men usually do. It is so superficial and reflects in their attitude toward the children as well. There is no love behind their eyes nor in their actions. I cannot fathom them having parental instincts and this video just supports that impression.

No. 927680

Jfc this pedophile had a child!??(sage your shit)

No. 927819

This was hard to watch. The whole video is just a mockery of womanhood. Also, I love how it's Ryland's channel, but he runs to care for the crying babies, while Shane continues vlogging, giving no fucks.

No. 931111

Gay men having children or being anywhere near them should be illegal

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No. 936805

I take it they don’t really like being parents, the vlog is mostly about “us, us, us” and not a kid on sight nor mentioned for that matter besides referring to Father’s Day. Just put those kids up for adoption or give them back to their mothers already.

No. 936816

i dont understand how shane dawson manages to look like an unwashed, frumpy, lazy piece of shit with zero style who looks like he just rolled out of bed ALL THE TIME. he has looked like that for OVER A DECADE. how????

No. 936900

Wow, they are such meanfag stereotypes who make parenthood about themselves. This is what trads think of when they imagine homosexual parents. They live surprisingly slobby for gay men too, yikes.

No. 936910

Preferable to them shoving their children's faces and personal details on the Internet.(unsaged newfag)

No. 936919

I mean what do you expect from a man who pees in water bottles next to his bed because he is too lazy to go to the restroom(unsaged newfag)

No. 936957

their "mothers" don't want them lol, that's why they gave them away. straight bitches really think genes are magic.

No. 937681

Bit older but still semi-recent. Trisha Paytas was making a few podcasts about Shane and Jeffree and her experiences with both of them a month or two back, any opinion on these?(provide a summary or highlights for such long videos)

No. 937685

summarize what she said please

No. 937709

Gonna link the highlight she did for the podcast

>She thinks it’s dumb that Shane and Ryland are basically family channeling their kids while claiming they wanna keep them private and shaming other family channels
>She doesn’t like the TikTok edits of her and Shane or people saying they miss when they were friends, thinks it’s Rose colored glasses
>There was an anonymous channel that made a bunch of long exposing videos getting a bunch of details wrong, she found it that it was ran by a big fangirl of Shane’s who he’s interviewed in the past. She made the channel shortly after Trisha and Shane fell out, she (Trisha) has lots of theories about it
>This girl was obsessed with Trisha when Trisha and Shane were friends
>Talks about fans turned haters for a while
>Jeffree posted an old pic of her on his Instagram story, people thought they were friends again
>The timing was strange to her
>She thought it was fun to hang with Jeffree but their friendship was more surface level than her and Shane’s, he gave her Gucci purses casually
>She doesn’t remember some stuff well, she compares it to a trauma response of blocking out painful memories, she’s not really sure if it’s entirely one though
>She made a list to remember the reasons she didn’t like someone
>She has mixed thought on reconciling with Jeffree even if they were mostly just surface level associates
>She’s glad Jeffree is living his life and has a soft spot for him
>She loves her life now and doesn’t like to think back to that time

No. 937774

Not really interesting or milky tbh

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