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No. 935962

Lillee Jean is a physically and emotionally stunted unwashed "beauty guru" turned "actress" who has taken "fake it till you make it" to previously unseen levels. With over 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram, 11k (fake) followers on
her suspended Twitter, and 22k (fake) subscribers on youtube, her pitiful engagement rate is propped up by bots, engagement pods, and "bob-vageen" foreign men with no idea who she is.
Lillee is best known for abusing copyright strikes to silence her many critics. LJ and her momager, Laur Trueman, have been on a multi-year "anti-bullying" rampage where they ruthlessly mock other people for their age, looks, socioeconomic status, and more, all for the crime of questioning Lillee.
Many dedicated Lillee critics have created callout videos and posts to expose her racist, dishonest, and absurd behaviour. However, Lillee and Laur remain convinced that this is all a conspiracy organized by one person out to get her.

>Extremely stunted social development due to being removed from school around 13-14 years old. Does not appear to have a single friend IRL besides her helicopter mom.
>Is now 23 years old but legitimately plays with dolls
>Speaks and writes in "attic pidgin", our affectionate name for her limited grasp of the English language (her only language)
>Claims to have a totally real, not-made-up boyfriend who is both a French diplomat and also a family friend since childhood. "Phillipe" (an incorrect spelling of the French name) seems to hop across continents, being either local or foreign depending on Lillee's convenience. Conflicting details about when they met suggest an inappropriate age gap (with a 23-year-old Pheepy asking out a 14-year-old Lillee). Her alleged boyfriend has no internet presence of his own, and has never been shown by Lillee, despite oversharing every other aspect of her life. As of Feb 2024, she claims she is single with absolutely no mention of Pheepy.
>Uses her "Jewish identity" to deflect all criticism as anti-Semitic, despite not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage
>Constantly exaggerating her status in the beauty community with fake PR
>Got caught running her own fan pages, many of which were racist caricatures of minorities. This included (alleged) POC claiming to hate their own dark skin and wishing to be pale like Lillee.
>Once posted a photoshopped image of herself over Katy Perry's body, claiming to have attended the Met Gala. Later backtracked and tried to pass it off as a fan-edited image.
>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab, created a custom lipstick colour (the point of their business, which anyone can do) and advertised it as an official collab, claiming that her fans could ask for "the Lillee Jean collection" in all Bite stores. Bite Beauty formally asked her to stop making this false claim.
>Lillee participated in a public Covergirl ad campaign where anyone could submit selfies to be displayed on a scrolling billboard in Times Square. Lillee waited through hundreds of submissions to catch a photo of herself on the billboard, then posted it as though it were a collab where she exclusively modelled for Covergirl.
>Consistently copyright strikes every single thing said about her on the internet. As of May/June 2024, YouTube has been tuned into their copyright strike abuse and stated they will monitor to see any new ones that come in.

MAIN ACCOUNTS AS OF 2024 (Updated June 2024):

https://www.twitter.com/reallilleejean (Suspended)
https://www.youtube.com/@lilleejeanne (New account, old one is still active)
https://teespring.com/stores/lillee-jean?aid=marketplace (removed)


https://www.twitter.com/InevitableLrt (Suspended)
https://www.twitter.com/JeaniezInc (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/iamlaur67 (Suspended)
https://www.instagram.com/jeaniezmanagement (Suspended)

https://twitter.com/lilleeinc (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleejeanbeauty (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleejeanbeaute (Suspended)

1. >>>/snow/833840
2. >>>/snow/847048
3. >>698862
4. >>707075
5. >>718259
6. >>724333
7. >>736259
8. >>754981
9. >>767645
10. >>773135
11. >>777937
12. >>784721
13. >>794372
14. >>802142
15. >>811813
16. >>820665
17. >>825857
18. >>833714
19. >>838519
20. >>844274
21. >>853090
22. >>857281
23. >>862009
24. >>871230
25. >>878034
26. >>888656
27. >>917506
28. >>928152

>https://www.lilleejeanbeauty.com made its last post >>928566 and she has completely switched to posting on https://www.lilleejean.com/ (even though she's blocking every country from looking at it)
>Project Bullyish is being converted from a documentary film into a screenplay >>928571, it is claimed to have wrapped up filming >>935102
>Lillee has recreated her Twitter account despite being previously banned >>928678
>Lillee tries to once again claim anti-semitism and explain her Jewish ancestry in an "interview" >>929029
>Laur doxxes people on her FB >>929163, >>929177
>Lillee enjoys dinner in an outfit choice that is a mix of a 10 year old and an 80 year old >>929279
>New acting reel from Lillee >>929432
>Lillee posts new "workout" shots >>929460, >>929461, >>929462
>Lillee finally drops her long awaited teaser trailer for 'The Trapper Trap' >>929502
>Lillee poorly conducts herself during an interview/talk show by looking at her phone half the time >>929687 with an anon summary >>929700
>Lillee has started submitting her films and trailers to FilmFreeway, a website where you pay to enter and are basically guaranteed to earn an award. All of her awards on her Trapper Trap trailer are through pay to enter websites with guaranteed wins >>930754 | >>930755 | >>930760 | >>931273 | >>931626 | >>931652
>Lillee celebrates her 23rd birthday with one kid's menu quesadilla, enjoyed with a fork and two knives >>931630
>Lillee shows off her basketball skills >>931767
>Lillee claims she is working with an Israeli makeup brand ADAH >>933143 but upon further research by anons, it seems the brand's owner, Adah Lazorgan, may not even know who she is and Laur & Lillee seem to have created an IMDB page to impersonate her and her son, Guy >>933169 | >>933173 | >>933175, after anons called out several mispellings in the IMDB page, they miraculously were corrected less than 24 hours later >>933386
>Lillee's new singing reel >>933258
>Another terrible interview from Lillee >>934816 along with an anon summary >>934821
>A new dance reel from Lillee >>935661
>New video resurfaces of Lillee having boomer opinions by saying millenials want everyone to be vegetarian and atheist, and says she doesn't agree with transgender people because they "mess with what God gave them" >>935718
>Some of her photoshoots/new photos >>934271, >>934272, >>934273 | >>935107 | >>935571, >>935572, >>935573 | >>935471, >>935574, >>935575, >>935472

>Primink comes out of a 9 month hiatus to call out Laur & Lillee's consistent, unrelenting abuse and harrassment toward him, including their doxxing of him. He also calls out their abuse of the copyright system. >>933546
>Laur doxxes several members of Curtis Price's family on her FB, along with some people unrelated to Curtis. >>932851 | >>932852 Curtis addresses the doxxing >>932855
>Reddit threads about Lillee get copyright striked by her including r/DoWeKnowThemPodcast >>933682 and r/YoutubeDrama >>933683 | >>933921
>Twitter posts about Lillee get copyright striked by her >>933684
>Primink's Discord post linking to his own video on Lillee gets copyright striked by her >>935083
>Lillee Jean's Wikitubia page is removed by a vote from the moderation team after Primink's video >>933747
>Hundreds of Lillee's copyright strikes can be found on Lumendatabase.org >>934261
>A reporter, Steven Asarch, writes an article about Lillee's harassment, doxxing, fake life, and abuse of the copyright system >>934759. Prior to it being released, Laur threatened Steven in any way she could to try and prevent the article from being posted >>934476. Lillee attempts to DMCA the article to remove it from Google searches >>934985, but they were unsuccessful because they put the wrong link in the copyright claim >>935657. Using >>935657 again, Steven posted a second article for all of the updates since his first one.
>SomeOrdinaryGamers picks up the story and does a video on it >>935039
>Primink grabs the attention of YouTube to start looking into her copyright strike abuse >>934058. YouTube has reinstated several YouTube videos over the past 4-5 years that were copyright striked by Lillee. They claimed it was a legal matter now and referenced Brady v. YouTube >>935362 | >>935366. YouTube also mentions that they will be watching for any new copyright claims coming through.
>After YouTube's statement that they are watching Lillee's YouTube accounts and claims, she created a new Youtube channel and attempted to rebrand to Lillee Jeanne >>935569
>Tater Tatiana came back after a long hiatus to clear her name about the $3500 in GoFundMe donations. She explains that she did use that money toward her attorney, but Laur called her attorney so many times that not only was the $3500 used almost instantly, Laur put Tatiana in major debt to the attorney that she finally paid off 3 years later >>935693

No. 935964

Apologies for the previous posts being a little out of order, I figured it would be easier to follow by grouping certain things together. Also decided to section out the major milk with Primink/actual consequences to her copyright abuse.

No. 935966

>Tater Tatiana came back after a long hiatus to clear her name about the $3500 in GoFundMe donations. She explains that she did use that money toward her attorney, but Laur called her attorney so many times that not only was the $3500 used almost instantly, Laur put Tatiana in major debt to the attorney that she finally paid off 3 years later

Holy shit what? Man, Laur might know nothing about law but she won this case due to sheer insanity. It's really fucked up, was the lawyer obligated to pick up every call or was he just trying to get as much money as possible?

What's weird is why didn't Tatiana explain this 3 years ago? Or start another gofundme or something. It seems a bit fishy, but if true can you imagine getting into so much debt, having to leave social media just because you beefed with a couple of irrelevant retards (not that tatiana is relevant, but I'm assuming she had a bit of an online presence that could potentially grow, now it's all gone)

No. 935968

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She posted her receipt to the attorney for $3500. My guess as to why she didn't open up a GoFundMe again is because she saw how quick the money emptied, and felt like if she were to actually take Laur to court or do anything really, it was going to rack up way more money than she was able to handle or have donated. She says in the video that she's posted this receipt several times, so it's possible she did explain it, I can't recall though.
My question though is why she couldn't demand her attorney to not answer Laur's calls. Couldn't Tatiana ask him to only communicate with Laur when she asked him to? Never hired an attorney so idk if that's an option. I imagine she tried to say that if she saw the bill absolutely racking up, but again, totally unsure.

No. 935972

That's a very complicated ask kek even if I agree, but there's due process and laur could allege a ton of shit if it actually went to court about being denied her rights etc but also some (a shit ton) attorneys are slimey and want every dime they can get from you

No. 935973

couldn’t she have told her lawyer to only communicate with laur’s lawyer? i thought that’s how it usually works?

No. 935976

last thread still has ~100 posts left

No. 935989

File: 1718748971979.jpg (70.3 KB, 1000x565, Self tape.JPG)

No. 935997

no, laur is most likely pro se (appearing on her own behalf), which means that counsel would have to humor her as a self-representing litigant.

alternatively, laur was RPing a lawyer over the phone which is fucking hilarious to think about.

No. 936004

Damn. Laur sure knows how to play with an attorney who charges by the hour. I feel really sorry for Tatiana. I don't think her attorney listening to Laur's insane ramblings on the phone helped her case at all.
For those wondering, this is the goblin equivalent to "We will drown you in paperwork."

>What's weird is why didn't Tatiana explain this 3 years ago?

Clients are not supposed to comment ongoing cases publicly.

No. 936008

Jeez, who cares? Anon who made the new thread might be busy later and we'll have to wait for a new thread for days, since not many Anons kindly take time to do so.
You don't need to post that on both threads, just chill, you know.

No. 936026

File: 1718816851817.jpg (60.56 KB, 1243x556, dmca1.jpg)

Anon who made new thread has already been DMCA'd by Laur.


No. 936028

Always makes me chuckle when someone calls us that.

No. 936029

lolcow legal should go at her for this

No. 936030

>promotes doxxing

LAUR! Pot meet kettle - you don't think we've archived all of the doxxing you've done on lolcow?

No. 936033

Wonder what empty platitudes Lillee will post in honor of Juneteenth. Will she tell black people to shut the fuck up about slavery?

No. 936035

quit fucking making threads early. now all the conversations are being posted between threads.

No. 936038

Or anons can just move over to the new one? What difference does it make if saggy-assed Lillee loses 50 comments by moving a little earlier.

No. 936041

because people go to the catalog and ctrl-f for their cows and start having convos in both threads simultaneously. it's annoying. can you just wait for 100 more posts next time?

No. 936043

Do not post a new thread until the old one is full. This thread will be unlocked once it is full.

No. 936596

File: 1719430340391.png (1.88 MB, 971x3472, IMG_2614.png)

Lillee and momager are keeping busy with new projects.
>Private Lives with Carlos Miguel
>The Chorus in Our Eyes with Ken Holmes
Will she complete either one of these film? Place your bets nonitas!

No. 936597

File: 1719430524394.jpeg (138.71 KB, 1080x1920, Hills have eyes.jpeg)

FYI, Lillee is a multi-award-winning actress now. At least she looks like she is having fun on her little play date.

No. 936605

I feel bad for her looking at this picture. She looks like a retarded child in it.

No. 936607

Laur doesn't know the difference between a film and video - and this is their "business".

No. 936611

She also doesn't want Lillee to find work, like ever, based on that shitty joke resume. Has she honestly never seen a resume? I just can't get my head around how two people can live in such a cave that they don't know the most basic life skills.

No. 936616

File: 1719443976133.png (2.1 MB, 1868x1080, IMG_2958.png)

Lillee went to a parking lot today. There was nothing interesting to photograph so she posted a pic of the sky. At least it's not a rock on the ground like last time.
I claim no young woman would choose to live like this. Doesn't she have any friends to hang out with?

No. 936617

>this Hollywood production
Um, is "Hollywood" being used like a company name? We know Carlos is in Spain and it doesn't look like he makes the kind of living that can afford him a trip to LA. And we know the Truemans definitely can't. So is this going to be awkwardly pieced together, each each of them with mismatched sightlines and one person recording in landscape and the other in portrait?

No. 936645

The way she does this pose is so awkward, any normal person resting in contraposto has the opposite sides of hip and shoulder propped up. But not Lillee, she lifts up the leg and shoulder of the same side like an alien just learning to mimic humans

No. 936668

Anyone who's even taken a short course in modeling knows what Contrapposto is but seriously nona - do you think Lillee would even know the meaning of the word?

It's just so puzzling that she continues to blunder out into a world where everyone knows more than her, thinking she can "fake" it.

No. 936671

Not the early 2000s wedged heel jesus christ. I remember in her old vlog in her blue mini-dress, Laur was wearing black wedged heels. So, either she gets her only fashion advice from Laur, or Laur dressed her herself.

No. 936676

Does Laur not allow her to see what other 20-somethings are wearing? And why doesn't she allow her to wear anything that FITS?

Just looking at this is uncomfortable, imagine the CHAFING and Candida infections.

No. 936679

This is how she dresses in New York? Are we sure it's not Alabama at the dirt track? Actually even if you got a date at the ol' dirt track you'd get your hair did.

No. 936681

wedges are coming back but those are platform flipflops kek. i bet all her stuff is the cheapest thrift store or second hand clothing she can find. you'd think they'd try to establish a unique style for her or something besides 2008 old navy. i feel like she'd look okay in life 50s vintage style but they can't afford that.

No. 936683

File: 1719495668531.jpg (17.86 KB, 259x194, dirttrackgrls.jpg)

Who you kidding, those backwoods country dirt track girls make Lillee look like an old grandmaw.

No. 936687

Nona calm down I see zoomers in wedges all the time(sage your shit)

No. 936691

i think she actually looks pretty cute in the first picture tbh. the second picture looks retarded though. if only she was a normal young adult and wasn't pretending she's a mega famous movie star with her glen danzig lookin-ass mom following around pretending to be paparazzi

No. 936692

this is how terminally isolated gremlins from borderline lawn guyland dress. it’s more common than you think.

No. 936696

here we go with the booty tootin again…is laur trying to honeytrap someone to marry lj so that they can leech off of one man’s income?

No. 936698

My mom doesn't leave the house looking this meh but if she did she sure wouldn't be waving her ass around pretending to be hot. Lillee looks 45 if a day in these pics.

No. 936714

File: 1719523803831.webp (11.53 KB, 708x253, Tribeca)

Laur says that Lillee is working FOR the Tribeca Film Festival.

No. 936719

File: 1719530964419.png (3.17 MB, 2498x1080, IMG_1815.png)

Insta stories.
1. She won another totally legit award. The print job looks terrible.
2. Something for the Zodiac autist from last thread.
3.-4. The great outdoors.

I think Laur is trying to say Lillee submitted one of her trailers to Tribeca in Attic pidgin. Who knows.

No. 936734

What is it about Aries lolcows that they make such a big deal out of it? Chantal/Foodie Beauty also does the "tee hee I'm so quirky because I'm Aries" bs. Someone should make a lolcow horoscope summarizing the personality traits of each cow that shares a star sign. Also,

>women's film category

No. 936739

"as honest as they come" while showing off her fake award

No. 936773

These recent photos make it look like she's not allowed to leave the yard. So she snaps the aborvitae along the property line, and a begonia wrongly planted in shitty soil… this doesn't make Lillee look free to roam, it just shows how NOT free to roam she is.

No. 936774

Wow Laur used up most of her black ink cartridge on that one.

They still think people don't know the difference between a video and a film. And they aren't even mentioning that her "films" are just 2-minute trailers anymore. God, the laziness.

No. 936791


Do you guys think Laur takes Lillie with her when she's clothes shopping, or does she just go ham at Marshalls and Goodwill and tell lillie to make the best of it? Early 2000s fashions are making a comeback, so maybe one day soon Lillie will be up-to-date with current zoomer fashion trends. Today, however, is not that day.

No. 936796

We've never seen Lillee out shopping - considering what a big deal she made out of going to CVS for a vaccine, it's safe to say Laur buys all her clothes online. They still do Rent The Runway too.

No. 936826

I would totally make lj birth chart, but I need her rising.
Somehow I don't expect laur to actually know and remember lj's hour of birth.

No. 936842

>"bob-vageen men"
They're called Roadside Romeros where they're from. That would be India. Any it's creepy. It's creepy to women there too. The Sweet Petes of the subcontinent.
>https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Roadside-Romeo(sage your shit)

No. 936843

It isn't even an award. It says "certificate of appreciation"..

No. 936846

I dunno, I'm of the opinion Laur has a shrine to the miraculous event that was The Birth of Lillee, since it's pretty much her only real accomplishment. In a way her getting LJ all these awards from fake film fests is really her giving awards to herself for her amazing creation

No. 936847

My sides, I didn't realize how accurate this was until you just said it.

No. 936908

She always does that pose with her ass bent up as high as she can muster. With all the money Laur must have spent on getting fake ads and articles, you think she'd have put a few bucks into getting Lillie a Yes Man coach.

It always reminds me of PT's poopin' pose.(sage your shit)

No. 937083

File: 1719940055208.jpg (332.03 KB, 1152x2048, 449780981_18318976069145476_54…)

Did she put herself through AI? Why does she look like this in this photo?

No. 937093

File: 1719955672765.jpg (40.68 KB, 873x192, Screenshot 2024-07-02 172640.j…)

Bullyish is winning major awards - our royalty checks will be rolling in soon. We are RICH!

No. 937137

Goddammit Lilz, that is some greasy fucking hair.

No. 937176

File: 1720069985762.jpg (312.76 KB, 1152x2048, 449854556_18319197166145476_46…)

William Shakespeare's Macbeth Scene 2, Act 2 (promotional poster)

No. 937177

File: 1720070114212.mp4 (3.92 MB, 1080x1920, An_A8k8JZffZzhA030iGQK5HiUi0pS…)

Macbeth Is the Language finalist
Film Quirk series? Podcast? Show?

No. 937178

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Day before July 4th postings

No. 937179

File: 1720070231111.jpg (713.98 KB, 2342x1596, July4thEVE2.jpg)

Day before July 4th postings (more)

No. 937180

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No. 937181

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No. 937182

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No. 937183

File: 1720070365826.mp4 (677.85 KB, 1080x1920, An-3wrdwXEelekZHziWtxc_pm7qbx2…)

No. 937184

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No. 937185

File: 1720070633777.mp4 (2.38 MB, 720x1280, 354C08F7E1A90FAF7FF891C24BF219…)

"nice nice! Summer summer summer!"

No. 937186

File: 1720070804078.mp4 (3.57 MB, 1080x1920, An8biTmP7HL1dhatyD1lXm1APQzXCh…)

"Lavender Fleur Productions Presents: JULY EVENT Screening of all Lillee Jean Films"

No. 937190

File: 1720080450027.png (70.27 KB, 947x751, Screenshot 2024-07-04 at 10-54…)

Wait, did Laur just claim Reddit poster SNUFF848484 is a man and the main leader of the group stalking Lillee Jean. Because that account is owned by none other than Laur Trueman and has been listed to be her's since thread #2. Way to change the story, too. What happened to middle aged woman bribing children to stalk LJ?
Laur's account is still up so let's see how fast it disappears. It's archived, Laur. Just so you know.

No. 937192

File: 1720087554807.jpg (75.41 KB, 572x571, 1676030033450.jpg)

Samefag kek I'm a retard. I just noticed the "to" when I rewatched. Laur never claimed the account is not hers. Well, story changed, but I'm still a moron and too late to delete.

No. 937194

Another summer of Lillee not being allowed out of her mom’s sight? This is such bleak, forced, fake happiness.

No. 937196

File: 1720098353902.jpg (3.36 MB, 2320x3088, ea80ef_1353571f3c1643fd8a4f9c1…)

There's so much legitimate sadness in her eyes here.

No. 937201

Someone please take her wedged flip flops.

No. 937211

File: 1720115278252.jpg (283.26 KB, 1080x1045, Screenshot_20240704-184728.jpg)

Wow I bet Reddit is crying and shaking in their boots

No. 937268

The tucked shirt is bothering me too, it looks like Laur hastily shoved it in there and it doesn’t look like that “cool effortless” type of shirt tuck she was going for

No. 937272

There's a youtube short that's doxing Lillee and Laur. It's been up for four days, I wonder why they haven't DMCAed it. Is youtube looking at their DMCAs more closely or do they want it up so they can play victim?

No. 937290

File: 1720203042261.jpeg (1.06 MB, 1179x2104, IMG_4562.jpeg)

No. 937330

That doxing is such old info it's not worth Laur's time to even file a dmca, honestly.

No. 937331

It's funny that Project Bullyish has won so many international awards but the TikTik for it has 14 followers and is set to private. And they just keeping acting like they're not embarrassed of "winning" fake Indian film festivals that don't exist.

No. 937332

The soft focus on that picture makes it look like a bad 1980s yearbook picture.

No. 937338

i’m looking at her shitty site with a vpn and i don’t see any kind of “screening”…

No. 937373

File: 1720270061589.jpg (25.08 KB, 732x122, humro.jpg)

Without vpn I just see this in google searches:

AWARD: Humro Cinema Film Fest 2024 (Best Documentary Film).

No one is THIS stupid, are they?

No. 937378

I thought they switched it from a Documentary to a Screenplay? They're still submitting it as a doc? Lol

No. 937385


Humro Cinema is a Nepali organisation.
And as late as June 24th they had a 40% discount on submitting to their film festival according to their facebook page.

Still can't believe Laur is willing to waste her money like that just to stroke Lillees ego.

No. 937399

i don’t think laur would even bother if it didn’t stroke her own ego as well. birthing lillee is truly laur’s greatest and only “accomplishment” in her entire life. she hasn’t done anything since then. it’s almost sad until you remember who she is. then it’s just funny.

No. 937405

File: 1720300209514.jpeg (316.78 KB, 1240x2048, IMG_4584.jpeg)

The way she talks about being a woman makes it sound like it’s a disability of some sort.

No. 937407

isn’t this old?(sage your shit)

No. 937411

File: 1720307943521.jpeg (431.96 KB, 2048x2048, 0339A12D-C2C2-4974-87D9-AB0AEA…)

Seems like they can’t keep their name straight. Is it Humro or Hamro?

No. 937413

year old, is there new articles?(learn to sage )

No. 937424

I can guarantee she has not once faced actual discrimination because she's a woman. She's never been in the workforce, she didn't even go to school, she's never been passed up for opportunities because she only goes through avenues that you pay to enter.

No. 937446

"'Murica land of opportunity" or "Land of the free" etc. is hilarious on it's own, but it is extra funny when Lillee Jean says it. Did Laur give her a sock?

No. 937450

"Laur has given Lillee a sock! Lillee is FREE!"
Sadly, she won't break free of her master, unlike Dobby.

No. 937456

Does anyone else see the parallels between Lillee and Chris Chan? I feel like she's being raised to be as much of an independent adult as Chris.

No. 937457

if she is an adult why do you say raised? either she is a kid or she is an adult, explain.(still hasn't learned to sage)

No. 937458

Sorry, wrong choice of words. Has been raised but is still being influenced every day.

No. 937489

It's pathetic for Lillee to discuss successes "as a woman" when she's not allowed to leave the yard without mommy.

No. 937490

Funny when she's known for being most unliberated woman that ever lived

No. 937491

Chris Chan (very very briefly) had a job at McDonalds or something, also graduated from public school and finished a community college course (eventually, after getting suspended for the sweetheart search). Also, Chris can drive and go to stores by himself (and get kicked out and/or arrested). So he's leagues ahead of Lillee in terms of life experience, even if you just compare up to when he was LJ's age.

No. 937493

It won't be funny when Lillee's parents are gone and she literally won't know how to function on her own. In terms of life experience she's like 8-10 years old.

No. 937494

At age 8 we were all out riding bikes, playing with friends until it got dark at night, having sleepovers. She's not even 8.

No. 937498

>when Lillee's parents are gone
watch laur take this as a threat by the evil lolcow boolies rather than what it really is: an indictment of her atrocious parenting and lillee’s depressing, neglectful upbringing

No. 937501

Also, to make this even more morbid, Laur had her pretty late already and Laur and Earl aren't doing well healthwise. That combo looks grim for the future of the Truemans.

No. 937504

Laur's 58 - with the garbage they eat, I don't give her much past 65.

No. 937515

Nta but they've posted plenty of pictures of the unhealthy, cheap food they eat on LJ's insta stories. LJ also thought a Chinese takeaway she went to closing down was the most devastating thing that happened to her during Covid.

No. 937516

The food that Lillee has posted countless pictures of is nothing but takeout pancakes, frozen tv dinners, instant mashed potatoes and a mutilated fried chicken. The one time that Lillee tried to cook she made some strange tofu pasta meal that used way too much garlic salt.

No. 937517

Laur’s “parenting” is nothing more than blowing up Lillee’s ego by telling her she’s the best and that the opportunities will come to her and to not actively pursue the opportunities. Laur has also given Lillee the idea that the evil boolies are after her and as as result Lillee has barely gone outside and had Laur chauffeur her around because she doesn’t have a license nor wants to take public transportation like everyone else. Laur has raised Lillee to be a toddler in a woman’s body.

Also, type sage in the email section when sharing opinion or no new information so you don’t get flagged for not saging

No. 937521

FYI if you're going to post here you need to write "sage" in the email field before posting. Not writing sage bumps the thread to the top which you're not meant to do unless you have new information.

No. 937551

Laur's parenting is much worse than that. She's raised Lillee to believe that everyone else in the world is either scary, out to get them, or stupid - so Lillee now ONLY feels safe with Laur. That's called isolating, and it's the top tool in a narcissist's toolbox.

Most 24 year olds are done with college, living their own lives, building their own lives, social groups, and passions. Lillee still clings to mummy and poses her butt toward Laur's camera on command.

No. 937552

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We could fill a website with JUST the butt shots Laur has made Lillee do

No. 937553

File: 1720451363339.jpeg (16.85 KB, 227x275, wut.jpeg)

Oh really?

No. 937555

Most mothers would do ANYTHING to protect against people staring at and objectifying their daughter's butt. Laur on the other hand, has a creepy fixation on her daughter's thicc ass, and posts every angle she can, marketing it on the daily.

No. 937569

Laur probably got her hands on another bottle nonnas

No. 937570

>she is also an adult so what is the problem?

Laur just asked why it's not ok to extort her uneducated low-iq prisoner daughter once she turned 18.

A mother's love, ya'll - nowhere to be found in the Trueman home.

No. 937571

There was just a New York Times article called "Moms Marketing Their Daughters on Social Media" which I can't share here because you need a subscription but it's essentially talking about Laur.

No. 937584

here’s the original article:
>A Marketplace of Girl Influencers Managed by Moms and Stalked by Men

and here are the letters to the editor:
>Moms Marketing Their Daughters on Social Media

No. 937596

there are some, but not much imo. Chris was coddled but with a lot more freedom, and he had friends aka weens without his parents interference (after the payed play dates ofc). There is nothing of Lillee that is hers truly, everything goes through her mother. fucking horrifying.

No. 937615

Mods I'm sorry for the meta, but this anon has been doing this for several days now.

You need to put "sage" in the Email line unless it is pertinent/important information/milky updates. If it's just a general response, please sage.

No. 937617

She's been doing this for years, you'll never teach her how to sage.(how ironic)

No. 937619


>Mods I'm sorry for the meta, but this anon has been doing this for several days now.

For days now? Try for years now. That 'anon' is Laur, and that's how we always know it's her.

No. 937620

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No. 937621

God this is SUCH a weird photo. Nothing about it makes sense. Why is she straddling a door frame? Why is she propping her foot up like it's resting on something? Why is she grabbing it like that? So confusing.

No. 937622

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Please someone help her get better style. I'm begging at this point.

No. 937623

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No. 937625

I've said it over and over again. Lillee looks best in deep tones, jewel tones…navy blue, sapphire blue, emerald green, a deep royal purple. I have no idea why Laur encourages her to wear white, cream, gray, or the worst of all, pale pink. All those blah colors with her pale skin wash her out completely. At least the shorts here don't look horrible (even though the color isn't great), but the velvet looking shoes are bad.
What she's wearing here wouldn't even be all that bad if she'd worn regular flat black flip flops. And pull out the top some more from her jeans.

No. 937627

Not to mention the creepy ass foot fetish shit. And the constant flexing of her calves. I can almost hear Laur's drunken braying for Lillee to turn her ass more towards the camera, flex that leg, point those toes.

No. 937630

>foot fetish
but how else would laur earn her meager income?

No. 937641

She’s getting pretty chonky lol. Her legs and arms especially I bet her and laur could share clothes right now

No. 937646

File: 1720518539401.png (1.62 MB, 980x1960, IMG_4437.png)

Lillee winning all the awards!

No. 937659

At film festivals last summer? So we gotta time travel to see them?

Lillee needs to stop pretending that making home videos an accomplishment for women. She is the MOST repressed woman in America.

No. 937664

They can't afford a stripper pole

No. 937668

>Unironically using the new Katy song that got memed to the moon and back for sounding like tampon commercial music

No. 937687

File: 1720575133352.jpg (283.45 KB, 1280x1920, Wide.JPG)

She’s built like a linebacker.

No. 937689

This is like the midget version of Shayna's wide ass body type

No. 937711

Weirdly one of the best pics ever taken of her. Horrible styling yes, but she looks casual, calm, looking to the side and not directly at the camera. Her mouth isn’t forced into a huge smile or unnecessary duckface. Her hand in her pocket looks relaxed and not stiff.

No. 937716

I agree tbh. I actually like this outfit, and she looks her age as in she doesn't look stunted. Good for her

No. 937737

I think the biggest issue, as another anon mentioned, the colors are too pale for her.

No. 937739

are we seeing the same picture? the stiffness and cray cray eyes scream lunatic about to flip from repressed rage

No. 937742

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I agree. I think she's some kind of winter in seasonal colour theory analysis, probably a true winter. That yellow blonde she dyes her hair looks awful on her and ginger isn't great either. Cool and deep jewel colours definitely look better than pastels and creams

No. 937746

so how long will it take for Lilz to turn into Venus?

No. 937748

I think she's destroyed her reputation too far to ever try and claim she was under Laur's control. Venus was relatively quiet in her doll era phase which had people originally in her good graces. Same for Gypsy, she was in prison so she was forced into being quiet technically, but still, she was also in good graces upon leaving prison. Both Venus and Gypsy have fallen out of good graces with their online presence after "escaping".
Lillee is the farthest thing from quiet. She made so many Insta livestreams lashing out at people and generally freaking out, has been caught doxxing people and grabbing IPs, etc. Regardless of the fact that a significantly low amount of people follow her story to begin with, she's already looked at as evil by everybody. She has no "out" by claiming she's escaping Laur because she's shown her true colors as an adult time and time again.

No. 937753

redheads are always warm-toned, can't be winter

No. 937755

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Well she's not exactly a ginger, I think this is the closest to her natural hair color. She's been dying it since middle school but this color is the most similar to her childhood pictures.

I think she's closer to True Summer, and the recommended colors for this type are the ones that look good on her. She doesn't have enough contrast to be a Winter imo

No. 937756

That's a myth from the 80s, you can have any hair colour and be a warm or cool undertone. It's about how colour interacts with your skin, hair and eye colour have very little to do with determining your season (unless you're using the Zyla method) and it's possible to have naturally warm toned hair and eyes but a cool undertone and vice versa.
LJ definitely suits cool better than warm imo, pure white looks better than cream on her and she looks decent in black, royal blue and true red, at least compared to warmer tones anyway.

No. 937771

This picture is really scary. I keep saying she would be good monster in a horror movie, that's her only slight chance for success.

No. 937772

It really shows how massive her mouth is. A lot of her photos, it looks like she's purposefully smiling insanely wide, but even here, she's just grinning and her mouth is still huge.

No. 937775

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Seasons-nonnie, you are right, she definitely looks best with a cool tone in her hair, not the cheap garish oranges. As someone who's had their colors professionally done, I'm almost positive she's a Summer. Not a Winter.

No. 937776

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She's a Soft Summer for sure:

No. 937780


Lillie unironically has a better body than Shaynus somehow. At least her boobs usually stick out more than her gut. Before the boobjob Shayna could never.

No. 937782

You know, it's crazy how much good advice has been given to Lillee in these threads, and how every time she actually tries any of the recommendations, it is an immediate clear improvement (even if it's not perfect). But she's still too proud to listen.

Fixing her teeth - she's clearly extremely happy about it and what she said about "liking her unique smile" was a lie all along.
Cutting her hair - she still dyed it in a way that doesn't exactly suit her, but it's way better than when she had the super long "rapunzel" hair with tons of split ends that she couldn't take care of.
Actually styling her hair - it's crazy how many times she needed to be told to just wash it, and she still doesn't always do it, but she's gotten way better at it.
Even clothes - she doesn't look nice or stylish, but at least she doesn't wear those garish rompers from fashion nova anymore, doesn't ruin every shirt by stretching the neckline, etc. So it's still an improvement.

I know we are evil trolls and bullies, but when have we ever given bad advice? And yet she is so stubborn it takes her years to finally listen. Now anons are literally giving her a color season analysis for free, just for fun. Do you think she's going to take the advice or try to stick it to the hayterz by wearing the opposite of what looks good on her?

No. 937784

She has, and I can’t believe I’m typing this, much better fat distribution than Big Shungus kekkkkk

No. 937785

Ayrt and yeah you're probably right tbh. I thought she was some kind of winter because she's cool and her skin looks more bright than muted to me, but I do think her contrast is that of a summer

No. 937788

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No. 937792

I hope she does take our advice on colours she should wear tbh because the only other person she has in her life to give her feedback on what suits her is her mom, who keeps doing her dirty and dresses her like it's 2004

No. 937803

In terms of her clothes not being stretched out and washing her hair more, I'm actually unsure if that really improved or not. I think what happened was she stopped uploading daily YT videos and started curating her content a little bit more and isn't shown doing daily stuff, giving her more time to actually wash her hair and change her clothes. I think the unwashed hair and stretched out PJ tops every day was just a product of being too lazy to actually "get ready" every day, but still had the obligation to film and release a video.

No. 937829

Couldn't agree more nona, we've saved Laur a lot of embarrasments over the years by warning them here, that they'd posted something super stupid. Making a video about Bad Bunny - uh not ok. Changing the name to Sad Ponny, cuz she couldn't spell pony. Misspelling famous celebrity names on her fake Adah IMDB page. I mean, she reads our advices and often runs off to change them. Telling them 20 times how you wear a crossbody bag before they finally got it. You're welcome, dumb bitch.

No. 937880

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This isn't creepy at all… Has Laur been drinking or does she just want to make sure the guy knows she misses him?

No. 937881

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Here's what Lillee's been up to. Filming another movie with Carlos Miguel.

No. 937882

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No. 937883

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No. 937884

Hmm wearing black and true red after nonnas said they looked good on her

No. 937888

Still all of her looks end up looking like an old OTT actress from The Love Boat. She literally does nothing fresh.

No. 937892

That's because she gets her fashion sense from Laur whose taste never developed past the early 2000s.
I do think these colours look way better on her than the usual creams, light greys and pale pinks she usually goes for that wash her out. The cut and style of the clothes though looks like something a 60 year old woman on a cruise in the 80s would have worn. And then there's that damn duckface expression she does in every pic that nobody else has done since 2017.
I really wish Laur would just let her go outside and look at what other girls her age are wearing instead of letting her going out dressed like someone three times her age. For a young woman like LJ who has an interest in beauty it seems like such a waste to live in one of the fashion capitals of the world and then never so much as take a bit of inspiration from just observing what her peers are wearing.

No. 937899

Bro got that autistic serial killer look

No. 937913

Still - notice how when Laur shuts up there's really nothing to criticize beyond her out of date wardrobe? Lillee gets left alone to make her fake films for fake film festivals and really, nobody cares. Gosh it's almost as if LAUR WAS THE WHOLE PROBLEM.

No. 937932

DUH Laur was the whole problem the whole time.

No. 937933

It's like that now, but Lillee used to go live on Instagram and freak the fuck out and start attacking people and sharing her asinine views. She started realizing that was terrible for her image as well as the fact that people were recording it and she couldn't escape it. I'm not saying Laur wasn't a problem, I just wouldn't say she was the whole problem. Lillee showed her ass all the time, she just started trying to "clean up her image" a bit when she wanted to start becoming an actress.

No. 937934

Samefag, but it also slowed down when her OG Twitter got suspended.

No. 937935

Yeah LJ is also horrible. Not as bad as Laur but she's not a clueless Gypsy Rose type woman child

No. 937946

not to defend lillee because i think she’s a hateful little gremlin, but she learned this all from laur, who has been her only real human contact since laur pulled her out of middle school. i wonder what she would be like today if she’d had a more normal upbringing, one in which she didn’t spend 24/7 around a drunk, racist, semi-illiterate scamming ghoul filling lille’s head with garbage and taking pedobait pics of her for the internet. laur ruined lillee.

No. 937947

To be honest, I think Lillee is naturally a hothead regardless of Laur. Her views may have changed, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if she would still hop on an Instagram live and flip out. She loves attention and has very narcissistic tendencies that I very well think can just come from nature vs nurture.

No. 937954

in my opinion anyone who had the sort of upbringing she did would have the same personality, especially she seems to naturally have kind of lower intelligence, i don't think she's a total helpless retard but shes just delayed enough for me to put 99% blame on laur (i also still believe the williams syndrome tinfoils from years ago tbh). sorry if this is considered offtopic/armchairing

No. 937959

File: 1721059341960.mp4 (1.09 MB, 1080x1920, An-K9ZsK4eepzN41ItY6kwVcQ-Jt_A…)

First peek at Private Lives!

No. 937960

File: 1721060566872.png (505.05 KB, 1080x1916, What.png)

>Your voice takes on an acidic quality every time you mention she name.

No. 937963

This is so bad that it's kind of cute that these two retards found each other across the Atlantic and are having fun making these little autistic compilation videos together. Also damn she's getting chonkier every day

No. 937966

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She just posted a tweet to her love, giving him a kiss in her bikini. It's love.

No. 937967

A new Philippe? Or should I say, Filipe…

No. 937968

File: 1721068087146.jpg (73.56 KB, 738x778, bikinibabe.jpg)

Made him a happy man.

Actually this guy is probably the best she can ever do. He's nice, and loves "acting" as much as she does.They should meet.

No. 937969

No. 937970

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Same vibe

No. 937972

>They should meet.
We never bring up the time Lillee held that Asian man captive in her hovel for a makeup video. I can only imagine how it would go down with Miguel

No. 937975

lurking since prim, why is your convos all about her when she is a teen?(sage your shit)

No. 937980

I'll be honest, I never thought I would have stuck around long enough to see Lillee possibly potentially maybe getting into an actual real relationship with someone who exists.
There's like a 99% chance this won't come to fruition lmfao but whatever this would be a wild arc to assume regardless.

No. 937981

"convos" lol Laur pass me a drink

No. 937987

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jeepers she is PALE

No. 937998

That's what happens when you don't go outside

No. 938000

Wonder if a tan would distract from that awful, brassy hair color?

No. 938002

Might not look as bad because a tan wouldn't clash as horribly with that hair as her cool pale skin and would give her some warmth, but really she needs to just dye it a colour that suits her better. Maybe an ashy brown.

No. 938004

Dang it Laur, last week more than one person explained how to sage. For the 100th time, sage your shit!

No. 938005

>>937975 You'll find our "convos" are mostly about current events.

>>937978 We know you don't understand racism but information is widely available - why not educate yourself?

No. 938011


>racist comment, why mention nationality?

Not a racist comment, and nationality was never mentioned.

No. 938013

Shut the fuck up

Lillee invited a Chinese man over who fed her Korean food

No. 938015

Why are you incapable of saging? It's been explained to you a million times, are you too mentally retarded to write "sage" in the email field before posting even though you've been told countless times?

No. 938035

Honestly if you now want to pivot to how they define themselves, we don't know that they defined as a man but that has fuck-all to do with race. Plus you brought in nationality - I sincerely hope to Christ you don't think Asia is a nation.

Who am I kidding, of course she thought Asia was a nation.

No. 938038

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>hair and eye colour have very little to do with determining your season
Not true. Your eye color matters in your facial color harmony and yes, dyed hair doesn't tell much, but natural hair color is a strong indicator of chroma.
We don't have a good idea of Lillee's natural hair color as an adult. I get the feeling she wants to be a spring, because she keeps wearing corals, warm cream tones, reddish strawberry blonde hair, but her skin is pale, pink, and cool. As for whether she's a summer or winter, I edited two of her photos for a summer and winter palette, respectively. The dark colors overwhelm her. She sees an improvement here >>937883 but really, summer tones would suit her best. Specifically light summer.

No. 938039

All jokes aside, this seems like early stage dementia. How sad would that be for Lillee. She won't know how to cope with caring for two senior citizens. Does she even know how to pay a bill, or drive them to appointments?

No. 938048

This whole seasons thing is retarded. Just learn basic color theory.

No. 938049

Colour seasons is colour theory but for fashion, nona

No. 938050

nta but not really.

No. 938053

It uses color theory to determine what colors flatter and clash with the colors present in your skin, hair, and eyes. It is exactly color theory.

No. 938058

New webpage https://lilleejeanisreallymean.com/ was made by Laur - it only contains one sentence and it's typed incorrectly. Also she alludes to Lillee losing weight which we know is bullshit. Anyway, don't sign up on this dumbass page.

No. 938061

File: 1721155360516.jpg (633.54 KB, 1080x1274, Screenshot_20240716-194202.jpg)

She's only gotten fatter, is Laur blind?

No. 938082

Something's going on with Laur. Her edge is gone and her EQ is plummeting. Must be something medical.

No. 938084

wet brain from her raging alcoholism

No. 938085

After millions of people read about and watched videos about her, and Youtube reprimanded her, she probably hit the bottle pretty hard. Maybe Lillee even understood just how much harm Laur had done to her, and that might have been the proverbial straw on the camel's back.

No. 938091

How did you find this?

No. 938100

I think Carlos Miguel might be retarded

No. 938110

It's just laur trying to get ip addys to try and dox. One would hope nonnies wouldn't click on it.(sage your shit)

No. 938124

One of these days, I'd love to see the admin put out Laur's entire post history the same way Kiki got outted as being sperg-chan. Imagine your ops being your own mother.

No. 938126

You are super confused. I didn't delete anything. I say it's Laur because who else could it be? Noone would give a fuck enough to search lillee Jean hate sites. Literally NO ONE. For one, websites are fuckin easy to pop up. Secondly, sure you can'taffix via ip, but Laur is not mentally sane. So….

No. 938131

I think aside from her normal drinking, Laur got so triggered by the idea that Lillee might get a real boyfriend that she had a complete mental break. Carlos is definitely the best Lillee could do, he might not be French, but Lillee has never seen a map so it's good enough for her.

No. 938133

They've had the IP tracker thing on their website before, so they definitely think that IPs give them some kind of leverage even if it isn't true. Also, they've literally created a website before, the main Lillee Jean website that they update regularly?? Why would they not be able to pay a couple bucks for a new domain and put together a simple page

No. 938134

Yeah she'd always be a hothead but she wouldn't be so out of touch and dumb and her future wouldn't be so bleak. That's all anyone really means when they say Laura ruined her daughter.

No. 938136

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No. 938137

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No. 938138

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No. 938149

Laur sweetie - you learned how to sage!!! Hey, not even joking, I'm proud of you. You still give yourself away but at least you won't keep getting banned and we can have a nice "convo" anytime you want. G8 job.

No. 938150

how much do you think domain names cost? and there are free trackers. laur could have set this up for like $20. it’s not like she’s ever proven herself to make wise investments, even while they’re getting evicted.

No. 938151

I found it with a google search no problem. Would you like us to show you how to do that?

Ok - you go to Google, type in "Lillee Jean" and then under "Tools" you select a timeframe E.g., 24 hours. Enjoy!

No. 938153

No… why would Laur warn anyone about going to the site, or use correct terminology. Use your brain. I was just going by her past actions. Whomever posted the link to the page has to be Laur. Do YOU spend time googling lillee Jean hate sites? I sure don't. How would the poster know about this way out there random page? Because they made it. Why would anyone bother to make such a page? Because it's laur. Setting the shitty stage for her goblin daughter to be "cyber bullied". I fucking hate summer.

No. 938157

Proof of what? Alcoholism? I don't believe anyone has that and personally I've never believed it. Just my opinion.

No. 938160

I think what Laur's asking is what proof is there that she made the new webpage? Other than a failure to run spellcheck and the sole purpose of collecting emails, I guess none. But that's lowkey awesome circumstantial evidence tbh.

No. 938161


Bro what?

No. 938162

She's always on here begging us to re-post something she posted. Her memory is getting bad.

No. 938164

Was it ever good? Lol one time she gave us two different ages/years that she got married.

No. 938170

sounds personal to you. you bring up details that nobody, but someone in her age group would think of. i don’t care when some lady who is 57 or 58 got married, she’s old enough to be my mom. most of us were not even born yet. are you a former friend? are you Laur? are you her age?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 938171

There it is - the dead giveaways! Laur just ask whatever you really wanna ask.

No. 938172

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Laur pretending to be a farmer is so funny.

No. 938173


Bless, Carlos and LJ really are soulmates

No. 938174

Lillee explaining white balance to a somewhat attractive man. Carlos must be seething.

No. 938175

I hate how much she looks down at her script while she's talking. People usually edit those out, but if her eyes are glued to the paper the whole time she won't have any video left.

No. 938177

File: 1721259889633.png (3.92 MB, 2481x1291, Screenshot 2024-07-17 194343.p…)

Here is the shot that she claims is "insane"

No. 938179

Explain what? It's not complicated, why do you think you are so confused?

No. 938180

Oh so Lillee even went to a park with a man, makes sense that Laur is drinking way more than usual

No. 938181

I love the fact that she's clearly trying so hard, even learned to sage, yet her insanity is so immediately obvious in ever post. And she doesn't even know why we keep figuring out it's her right away. Never change Laur

No. 938188

File: 1721272269140.png (77.99 KB, 601x493, lovebirds.png)

He has a very subtle way of flirting. Imagine the both of them considering what they do as work.

No. 938198

File: 1721299529556.png (909.07 KB, 932x2102, IMG_3858.png)

Here's how a real aspiring movie maker takes criticism. Notice how Laur is trying to participate in the conversation yet has nothing to say.

No. 938199

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The thread continues. I love how Laur goes "Better start thinking of ideas!!" And this is her being friendly.

No. 938201

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Carlos and Lillee are a match made in heaven. Lillee should start learning Spanish with Duolingo.

No. 938203

God I really hope we get a Lillee Jean boyfriend saga and that Laur doesn't interfere and fuck it up

No. 938210

Her and Carlos would be so cute together. He can tolerate her autism because he's just as retarted. Its adorable

No. 938213

Eh, he'll be done with her when he figures out it's all fake. Seems like he legitimately wants to act, not just pretend.

No. 938215

Yikes she has a full apron belly now, and it's heading south.

No. 938219

Don’t forget her massive bingo wings. I think she’s aware of them so she tries to hide them on camera.

No. 938220

It's going to be verrrry interesting to see what Lillee has written for a 'love story'. This will be where the isolation and weird mother's teachings are really gonna show.

No. 938223

I don't get this vibe from him tbh, his videos are even worse quality than Lillee's and yet he legitimately thinks of them as "films". And as we've seen, his response to criticism is to flip out, block, and threaten to never act again like anyone cares. I think he's very similar to Lillee. Match made in heaven

No. 938244


Am i the only one who thinks he's too old for her/he's out of her league? She'd officially become Laur Jr. He seems mentally slow but he probably has actual life experience and wasn't coddled by an overbearing long island trash-esque stage mom. The only relationship i see working well for Lillie is if she finds a literal Chris chan tier dude who's just grateful he's got someone who's willing to show him some boobs.

No. 938247

You can tell he’s reading his lines at around 2:33

I don’t understand why he couldn’t film outside so the backdrop at least somewhat matches to Lillee’s

No. 938251

Who is the audience for this??? This would be bad even for a 5th grader.

No. 938252

He couldn't have angled the camera so that we can actually see his face?

No. 938253

this is so bad, holy shit. lillee needs to either take acting classes (will never happen because she and laur are convinced there’s no room for improvement) or throw in the towel and get a job at forever 21 or similar (she might be unqualified—does she even have a GED?). here’s an invidious link so no one has to give views to the attic goblins: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=8CRe1M-UGHg
>lavender fleur
shame she and philippe are no longer together, so he could tell her how stupid this sounds.

No. 938255

Horrible acting aside, the audio quality changing between each cut is so jarring and distracting. They need to invest in a wind muff for outdoor recording, and learn how to edit audio to remove background noise.

Somehow, Carlos' acting is worse than Lillee's.(sage your shit)

No. 938256

File: 1721339450977.png (1.12 MB, 1179x1888, Carlos.png)

Carlos has retired from acting

No. 938257

Oh no, I was rooting for Carlos and LJ kek

No. 938263

Nonnas I laughed out loud so many times at the video, the editing is so bad it's hilarious and the "plot" and dialogue are incomprehensible. And then I read Carlos' dramatic tweet and oh my lord my sides kekkkk this has been a good day. Waiting for Laur's deranged attacks at him any minute now

No. 938270

Im so confused and I have so many questions. Are they meant to be in a bar having this conversation? Why is she outside? Why is he speaking in Spanish and she’s responding in English? Why did she crop his videos so short you can’t even read his subtitles? Why is she talking like that? The conversation is so hard to follow it doesn’t make any sense
I’ve seen better acting & editing from literal kids on tiktok

No. 938271

This is so fucking funny, he never bothered to google her before? I thought they had a 'great connection both at work and outside work'? kek

No. 938276

I can’t help but feel a bit bad for Carlos. This dude probably thought that he would get a good chance at acting is what he thought was a legitimate acting gig only for it to be very low effort that it puts a kid who opens their first YouTube channel to shame. At least he saw the light now to see what is Laur’s move.

No. 938278

I feel bad for Laur because she paid for a few festival wins for him kek

No. 938279

I feel bad, but also it could have been much worse for him. At least he got conned by a mother and daughter who are just delusional, rather than by some fake acting agency that demanded thousands of dollars from him.

No. 938283

This is fake, it’s not on his account.

No. 938287

File: 1721354565654.jpg (79.5 KB, 585x372, tm.jpg)

Looks like he deleted.

No. 938292

It has been quite a while where I laughed out loud at something on this thread, and I about fell out of my chair. Lillee thought she had her perfect costar buddy. Good for him for figuring it out I guess, even if it was later down the line. I hope Lillee is seething.

No. 938293

Are you sure? It's the same handle all the way upthread too where he's being tagged directly from Lillee and having all of those conversations with her and Laur >>937881, >>937882

No. 938294

Wonder if her and Laur threatened him saying her regular bs about lawyers and police reports. With English not being his first language and not living in the US, he could have fallen for her threats and deleted it.

No. 938299

Yeah, she probably threatened him with Kobe Bryant's lawyer or something and he deleted it. Looking at his Twitter it seems like Laur also deleted a bunch of earlier, friendly tweets directed at Carlos, but his replies are still there.

No. 938313

I wonder what made him randomly look up "Lillee Jean fake"? He even mentions he was warned months ago and didn't listen. And he seemed to go along with the pay-to-win awards.

No. 938317

I wonder if Laur told him she's a legit agent and will get him real acting gigs? Or if he was expecting to get paid for his shitty videos and started getting impatient. He is obviously a complete retard so it shouldn't have been that hard to lie to him, I wonder how they fucked up.
Massive tinfoil but I'm now wondering if Laur actually freaked out that Carlos was going to steal Lillee from her and decided to tip him off herself? Wouldn't put it past her

No. 938319

Looks like all the snippets with Carlos' acting have been removed from her youtube channel.
I don't mean it unkindly but the guy's a complete moron, I think he genuinely thought she was his ticket to acting stardom and it just took a while for the penny to drop. The language barrier probably helped keep him in the dark, plus being simple enough to think those were award-quality films as a middle aged man.

No. 938329

Sandra sent a bunch of links about Lillee to Carlos. Not sure why she thought that this would be a good idea because everyone is worse off now: Lillee doesn't have an acting partner, Carlos has retired from acting, lolcow users lost millions of gallons of milk. Good job you dusty old bag.

No. 938330

Who's Sandra?

No. 938331

A woman who was doxxed by Laur multiple times. Her dox is gone now but she's still cowtipping all over the place.

No. 938332

wasn't that the crypto scam account laur kept posting that was obviously fake and not a real persons account?

No. 938334

Her facebook got hacked and Laur couldn't figure tha.t out

No. 938338

>>938329 Laur if warning him that you would do exactly what you just did is cowtipping, that's really funny

No. 938347

File: 1721409971405.png (1.15 MB, 819x2472, IMG_1913.png)

I know the goblins can be intense but I can't help laughing at this.
>Call the FBI
>They are breaking the law

Poor guy. I hope he understands that the goblins pose no real threat to him.

No. 938348

lol was just about to post that too. I'm starting to wonder if Laur and LJ took money from Carlos for their "film production" and that's why he's so het up.
Laur's usual intimidation tactic is either doxing or threatening legal action but Carlos all ready uses his real name everywhere so I guess she's just hoping the language barrier will be enough to fool him into thinking she's got a real lawyer.

No. 938352

Idk, on the other hand, this is some of the funniest milk we've had in a while. The milk Carlos & Lillee were providing us was doubtful to be a romantic arc. Lillee is too self-absorbed to consider Carlos romantically, and I bet that would have all taken place behind the scenes where we couldn't even see it. Now, we have a raging Carlos who wants to write an article detailing how Lillee and Laur fucked him over. And depending, may actually call the police on them to stop the threats. While a Lillee Carlos arc would have been gold, it was wishful thinking. We're seeing one of her ex-costars join in on exposing her, shit is hilarious.

No. 938353

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This weird looking person is defending Lillee for some reason atm

No. 938354

File: 1721413010560.png (2.11 MB, 967x3496, IMG_1624.png)

What are the goblins threatening him with?
>Lose friends
>Lose reputation
I guess Laur realized it's useless to threaten a Spanish person with American lawyers.

No. 938358

aw i feel for him. he's obviously very slow but he seems genuine enough, he's not trying to fake fame at least. laur is such a cunt, i can't wait for the day they're too broke to be able to afford internet

No. 938367

File: 1721418138555.jpg (155.56 KB, 1242x1657, proof.JPG)

Laur took no money from this guy because he's dead broke. All the festival submissions were paid by the Truemans.

Also here's proof that it was Sandra who sent him the deets about Lillee.

I'm not innocent when it comes to cowtipping but this cunt is taking it to another level.(cowtipping retard)

No. 938373

that account was most definitely made by another farmer

No. 938374

Grand opening, grand closing. I can't help but feel a little bad for this guy, he seems mentally delayed. I wonder how Lillie even found him? Is he one of her zoom acting classmates?

No. 938378

File: 1721425964489.jpg (Spoiler Image,262.4 KB, 956x1525, carloshere.jpg)


Carlos started talking a lot sweeter/flirtier towards Lillee after horny posting.
I didn't get to capture all their exchanges before their falling out. He was falling for their delusions, I thought they oddly matched up.

No. 938382

Posting her name and calling a cunt for helping Carlos?? Are you defending Laur?

No. 938397

why is she acting like she's in a bad 40's film? transatlantic accent and everything? they must keep the turner classic movies on all the time…

No. 938398

Whoa farmer, which side are you on? How is someone a cunt taking it to the next level by pointing Carlos to the truth about Laur.

And when you say "festival submissions" please don't say you believe these are real film festivals.

No. 938399

Not the cowtipping retard anon but the film fests, while not actual film festivals, were pay-to-play scams. While there are legit film fests that you have to pay to submit to, the ones Laur sends their videos to are "everyone gets an award" scams. Carlos probably didn't notice or understand the difference until recently.

No. 938419

Nta but most of us are here to watch, he would come to the truth in the end himself and telling him anything wasn't necessary. It's just spoiling the natural progression of things which the interresting part about it.
Please Sandra or whoever that was let it be next time. You don't need to save random dudes from Lillee lol.

No. 938430

Can people please stop posting real names, this is an anon board and that's shitty

No. 938432

File: 1721490515871.jpeg (942.7 KB, 1284x1388, IMG_9679.jpeg)

The jokes write themselves

No. 938434

We in Europe have a Discord team re: the Truemans and we each individually warned Carlos. He subsequently reached out to a much-loved Youtuber to learn truth from a source he chose. We had no intent but to help this man and don't perceive this harms Lillee since it is all fake anyway. When you lose an imaginary friend, what have you lost?(cowtipping)

No. 938437

Congratulations on spoiling the milk retard

No. 938443

Holy shit, my sides

No. 938444

She keeps trying to make being female a disability & we're all out here doing just fine and being successful at our jobs. Of course if you dip from middle school you'll have no skills or qualifications applicable to any career in the real world. DUH.

No. 938446

Crap, this is better than the finest Laur-isms. She has officially become her mother.

No. 938453

Cowtipper you have no stake in this, wtf

No. 938456

Why did you feel the need to help a retarded coomer?

No. 938467

Human decency? Pity? Disgust with these fakers? Pick at least one.(ban evasion)

No. 938469

>We in Europe have a Discord team
>in Europe
Kek what? How do you make sure no people from other continents joins your super secret Euro server? Ah, why am I even asking. Retards gonna be retarded.

Nice one, Lillee. Like a true intelligibluan.

No. 938476

This jackass is so delusional, she has nothing to hate on. Lil Jeans, I beg, keep being yourself

No. 938484

Why is there an active dedicated discord server when the truemans are barely doing anything interesting these days? Why is it exclusive to Europe? What are you guys on

No. 938485

>exclusive to Europe
Why?Call it laziness but because all members speak French.(ban evasion)

No. 938487


Oh, are you guys in contact with that one female french YouTuber Lillie copywrite striked ?(derailing)

No. 938492

>Is this really how you French faggots wanna spend your summer?

Imagine getting as extra as you are over an old racist like Laur Trueman. Please - entertain us some more.

No. 938494

As a (non-frog) European I think you are a retard. The Carlos/LJ saga was shaping up to be the most interesting thing to happen in this thread for ages and you went and spoiled it

No. 938495

You’re saying there’s a French discord running gayops to protect gross coomers hitting on women half their age? You aren’t the good guys kek

No. 938497

>hitting women half their age

No one's hitting on anyone, but thank you you just gave me BINGO on my game card.

Laur's obsession with age is so weird.

No. 938499

Dear non-frog, you seem to be under the misconception that lolcow is the center of the LJ universe. It's only a tiny orbiting satellite.(ban evasion)

No. 938500

Jesus fuck you are a proper cringelord.

No. 938501

Then why are you here

No. 938502

Then go join one of the Lillee fan pages where you can assimilate.

No. 938505

What are you smoking? You weirdo. You admit to spoiling the milk, cowtipping and you think we are the people who don't belong here? Clown world.

No. 938506

The French really are the most cringe of all the Europeans

No. 938507

Lillee is fluent in French

No. 938510

Lillee is American. Hope this helps.

No. 938513

no she’s not lmao, what are you smoking drinking? let me guess: franzia?

No. 938516

You already spoiled the only slightly interesting milk to happen in Lillee's life for months to come, can you at least stop shitting up the thread with your autism you cringelord

No. 938520

The French love to smoke, should have left well enough alone.(incoherent)

No. 938537

> We had no intent but to help this man and don't perceive this harms Lillee since it is all fake anyway

You are harming Lillee by further isolating her from outside contact. This guy was creepy but he was a real person and not Laur. You’re only pushing her further into her codependent relationship with Laur when you contact these people.

No. 938539

Yeah, LJ finally got a chance to have a friend and to maybe even date like most adults her age and Frenchchan just wrecked it and left LJ with nobody but her parents

No. 938542

Nta and I see what you're saying but let's call it what it is: they were funny and you wanted milk kek. Let's not pretend Carlos was going to save/help the situation when he was a part of the delusion + openly a horny posting moid lovebombing Lille

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