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Submas Goes In The Image FieldLumineux
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alright I made this thread just to post these because the old one reached it's limit
Skelly-ArmMerveilleux
No. 226137>>226106Proof that Suzy would look way cuter if she lost a little weight and stopped doing that eyebrow bullshit.
>>226105HAHAHAH EWWWWWWWWW
AutismSpeaksModerator
No. 226269>>226106Her cat eye wing almost connects with her eyebrow.
…
That would be a more interesting look than any of the tutorials she puts out. And it's not like she wears any of this shit out of the house anyways so she doesn't have to worry about embarrassing herself.
NullSans Pareil
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The colors are off, but this outfit isn't half bad
all whores will dieSans Pareil No. 226321>>226323>>226341>>226343>>226360>>226387File (hide): 1453831790919.jpg (67.8 KB, 600x450, jojoposing.jpg)
https://twitter.com/GameGrumps/status/691728755203518464grumps have hired vernon shaw, the dude who makes hot pepper gaming
which is kind of a shame cause i genuinely liked that channel. OH WELL
landmine-himeDébutant No. 226323>>226341>>226343>>226795File (hide): 1453831849944.jpg (55.83 KB, 599x337, rossinbg.jpg)
>>226321https://twitter.com/VernonShaw/status/691730189621993472why does arin feel the need to hire his friends? it's only gonna make it more difficult to fire them when they turn out to be shit at their job
coughkevinsuzycough fujo-to-tif-piplineDébutant No. 226347>>226360>>226417>>226795File (hide): 1453833969691.gif (850.78 KB, 250x185, NOOOO.gif)
>>226343If he joins the GG I will probs stop watching them, his voice is so annoying and he's so fake.
elfearsMerveilleux No. 226360>>226298That top is way more flattering on her than bodycon.
>>226321What the fuck do they need more people for?
>>226347Thanks for reminding me of that movie, anon, been years since I saw it.
frill thrillDébutant No. 226417>>226774>>226347Amen to that.
(That gif is so accurate. haha) Octopimp is so fucking obnoxious. His twitter is basically one giant circlejerk.
Anonymous GeneSans Pareil No. 226436>>226453>>226403the difference between them and roosterteeth is that… RT has been around… for over a decade? and actually know what they're doing? they're a legit company with genuine, versatile staff and a variety of content.
and it sucks because some RT employees are GG fans and GG were at last year's RTX and they were the most… unfunny people there. the CAH and On the Spot panels were so cringey because of arin's droll humour… it was just obnoxious.
i'll become really upset if they make their own website and try to sell sponsorship (as if they could be bothered delivering sponsor only content anyway)
if arin thinks hiring all of his friends and making unfunny, lazy content for their 13 y/o fans is good business practice then… this can only end in disaster…
Skelly-ArmLumineux No. 226455>>226453*an RT/AH stan
sorry.
all whores will dieMerveilleux No. 226571>>226575>>226567I'm imagining a bunch of middle/high school fans buying this shirt because "le Brian is so hilarious!". Seriously anyone who wears this shirt is either lying because they don't have a PhD, or they
do have a PhD and they're just an asshole.
landmine-himeDébutant No. 226634>>226758>>226628I just feel like there's been such an oddly specific overlap that it's more than just coincidence.
I can see why he would, 2012-2014 was a pretty decent time for The Creatures.
SoapPropagandistSans Pareil No. 226795>>226813>>226910>>227231>>226323Kevin wasnt their friend. They hired him randomly through craigslist. He does a fine job as an editor he just isnt as good as Barry was.
>>226343No that's their intern. He's irish or somethin. I dont think even the Grumps are stupid enough to hire that weeaboo trash.
>>226347 >>226360
>>226387He's basically there to be management. Help them organize schedules and the such. They've said that the currently have no plans on him being in video.
its givingLumineux No. 226890>>226913File (hide): 1453927105734.jpg (579.96 KB, 3600x2700, artsy.jpg)
When your fans recognise your true self
CerbminOwner
No. 226990>>226981your friend is dating Barry?
pics or it didn't happen
manmoder shoulderhonLumineux No. 227111>>227138>>227201>>237603File (hide): 1453959566639.jpg (67.6 KB, 500x496, tumblr_nlzvjlUDOE1u0retoo1_500…)
>>22698110$ that you are talking about Kevins Girlfriend, who has the exact same hair as Snoozy
fujo-to-tif-piplineLumineux No. 227138>>227206File (hide): 1453962474111.jpg (9.74 KB, 140x140, pauletta1728-1399500689_140.jp…)
>>227111Have Suzy and Paulette even really interacted, I really don't know much about her?
keksSans Pareil No. 227207>>227211>>227212>>227235>>227236The first three top comments on their new Mario Maker are gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmZrZfTFdD0For fucks sake, the artist only left out Suzy (also Kevin and Brian) take a chill pill.
bratgasmLumineux No. 227212>>227332>>227207"The one of all of us that doesn't have Suzy in it?"
Arin come the fuck on. That was uncomfortable to listen to
landmine-himeDébutant No. 227339>>227342>>227353>>227391>>227412>>227426>>231140File (hide): 1454014807180.png (776.9 KB, 935x592, Screenshot_1.png)
Why does she look like whoever is behind the camera is pointing a gun at her?
Submas Goes In The Image FieldLumineux No. 227342>>227345>>227346>>227339"slouchy hoodie"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that term used for baggy hoodies, the kind that are usually loose everywhere? Why does hers look skin tight.
keksLumineux No. 227346>>227342It is a slouchy hoodie.
For a smaller woman.
landmine-himeMerveilleux No. 227633File (hide): 1454088132223.jpg (12.25 KB, 211x202, IMG_20160120_212209.jpg)
>>227527decent is being way too generous, no?
AdminsCoderBoiModerator No. 227722>>227672Her outfits are…ergh.
they just seem really lazy.
outfit 1
>black shirt>blackmilk tights (can't even match the blacks)>an excuse to show off her 'shoe garter' & promote her DIY tutorial vidoutfit 2
>galaxy hoodie/dress>ripped tights>industrial trash creepers>neat necklace which she NEVER BOTHERS TO SHOWCASE because she's too busy making faces for the cameraoutfit three
>change the dress>same tights>same shoes as the first outfitat best, they're passable, but really underwhelming for the 'alt goth' scene she's trying to represent herself as a member of. she seems like one of those people who puts outfits together for the brand names, not because they looks good.
weenusLumineux No. 227733>>227737>>227739>>227749>>227854File (hide): 1454104575351.png (512.26 KB, 629x429, whatnow.png)
"Arin, help, what do I do now?"
…
"Oh, right, more tryhard model postures!"
Skelly-ArmMerveilleux No. 227749>>227752File (hide): 1454107521049.jpg (868.55 KB, 500x265, 971eadff2b74d4afba78caf332b82f…)
>>227733Wait, guys, stop complaining for a sec, don't even pay attention to how shit the outfit is. SHE'S FINALLY WEARING SOMETHING OTHER THAN A BODYCON SKIRT!! REJOICE!
ex-farmhandLumineux No. 227795>>227796>>227799>>227925File (hide): 1454122478821.jpg (123.22 KB, 936x601, uh-mazing.jpg)
>>227767>>227791Not sucking her nigger cunt and get back on topic. Nikki is shit.
Suzy has made two posts on IG trying to sell her overpriced butterfly rings for Valentine's days. Does she really think her fangirls even have boyfriends ? Especially ones willing to spend $100+ on their cow girlfriends?
I also wonder about the quality of those pieces. How fast would they fall apart?
ex-farmhandDébutant No. 227799>>227803>>227795super hot with courtney love lingerie, huh.
is that supposed to be a compliment?
pooty pooty tang tangMerveilleux No. 227809>>227810File (hide): 1454125185239.jpg (158.61 KB, 1340x2010, 61933.0.zoom.jpg)
>>227803She just released a collaboration with Nasty Gal. This is the only lingerie in the collection.
crabbyDébutant No. 227812>>227815>>227803It's not lingerie, just clothes (including a lace bodysuit!) and it's all expensive as hell.
>>227810Doubt it, I think Frances is pretty much living her own life away from Courtney. The last time I saw them together was at the Montage Of Heck premiere last year.
Sorry for getting OT.
trollcowSans Pareil No. 227846File (hide): 1454140305887.jpg (124.42 KB, 1024x512, 46becfe6f9a3fe5aa97b539407eed5…)
>>227791Wine and dine me first bb
CerbminOwner No. 227869File (hide): 1454149337699.png (367.37 KB, 608x448, 1452317929103.png)
>>227607I love this fucking board.
Kirby_is_GNCMerveilleux No. 227887>>227896>>227850A-fucking-men.
I'm sure they'd look objectively better if they lost weight, etc etc, but they're such obnoxious people it doesn't even matter. They'll always be shit-tier because of that.
trollcowDébutant No. 227896>>227933>>227978>>228147>>228292>>227887Completely agree. I'm very much like
>>227850 opinion where people can be more/less attractive depending on their personality… It's always a little bit strange to say though since I dont want to sound like really corny with the "oh but inside is what really matters~~~"
To me Suzy will always be a hideous pig even if she lost weight, since shes a lying lazy pos. And arin even though I'm sort of in the camp with other anons finding him mildly attractive in looks occasionally. He's way too much of a repressed creepy pervert. Lets not forget the Sailor Moon commission he got Spazkid(?) to do for him.
>i think it was spaz but I honestly forget Regards.Lumineux No. 227939>>227951>>227934wait…what? Any source on the Dan thing? I've never heard about this before.
>>227925just search for butterfly jewelry on etsy or ebay. There's loads of similar necklaces for 30-40 bucks. Some even cheaper than that.
Vegan_PrincessLumineux No. 227951>>227976>>227980>>227939Not that anon but here's another super predatory video.
2:51 is just Dan and Arin being straight up creepy and at 9:00 Arin explains that it's totally ok to be attracted to 14 year olds as long as they look good!
Ashton_WintersSans Pareil No. 227963>>227969>>228073File (hide): 1454181767853.jpg (120.12 KB, 897x590, okok.JPG)
keksMerveilleux No. 227976>>227982>>227934>>227951nooo dan why… you're my favourite. not like my options are varied, mind. but I'm into the long haired rockers, so.
it's weird, it's like sometimes he comes across as such a nice, warm and honest guy, and then other times he's creepy, slimy and disrespectful. I'm not even talking about his poor class of racial humour.
sageMerveilleux No. 227996>>227994God this was in her fattest period.. at least she isnt THIS bloated anymore!
She still needs to loose some weight but she has defiently dropped down a bit more than this
Kirby_is_GNCLumineux No. 228012>>228032>>228007LOL is ERIN JOHNSON a really lazy pseudonym for Arin Hanson.
Seriously though, buying bugs online and sticks them into a frame. That's all she does. And she's not even good at it compared to other people's work.
Lets take this moment to remember: Suzanne Berhow, the taxidermy and insect expert who doesn't know how to pronounce 'cicada'
Kirby_is_GNCDébutant No. 228049>>228056>>228057>>228059>>228172>>232901File (hide): 1454191665093.jpg (80.78 KB, 612x612, 11208587_646272182172188_56039…)
the time she met her idol
manmoder shoulderhonMerveilleux No. 228056>>228060>>228067>>228139>>228049If we're to compare suzy & bunny
one thing I just realized is
Bunny buys all this goffik shit, but at least she fucking wears it. Suzy buys it, pretends to be some style she isn't, and doesn't wear it.
I can only imagine the hundreds of dollars sitting in her closet, going to waste. She doesn't even wear them sometimes
Skelly-ArmMerveilleux No. 228067>>228078>>228081>>228139>>228056sorry but when the fuck does bunny wear gothic shit outside? like once a month? she always look like shes legit homeless in all her videoes, wearing an old gross shirt and no makeup.
Bunny is better at wearing her shit than Suzy but only SLIGHTLY
keksDébutant No. 228081>>228067I'd agree with this, but whenever she's doing photos with friends, meetngreets, and that sort of stuff; she does wear those clothes.
Which, imo, is a lot more than suzy does. Because how many con pictures does she show in, wearing only jeans and a shirt and not her "zany omgwackie style"
I didn't say bunny looked better in the clothes than suzy, she at least sports them when suzy doesn't.
rottenbeardSans Pareil No. 228097File (hide): 1454204974485.jpeg (83.23 KB, 640x616, image.jpeg)
"Because she doesn't make poopy fart dick jokes" and most people don't find it funny when Arin makes those same jokes either
Stop Anorectal Violence NOWSans Pareil No. 228139>>228056Bunny also doesn't push on how GOFFIC she is anyway, she just wears edgy, vintage, distressed halloweeny shit. Even when she's not all dressed up she still keeps her own general ripped up tie dye/bleach stained style. Whereas Suzy is always wearing sneakers, leggings, and hoodies.
>>228067I disagree, Bunny is in her 30's and hanging out around the house most of the time. She's not the type to dress up unnecessarily for videos and whenever she's out she's usually dressed. Maybe I might be biased because I follow her everywhere, but I know that I stopped caring what I look like on the inside of my home around age 15.
trollcowDébutant No. 228147>>228148>>228168>>228241>>228265>>233609File (hide): 1454213938861.png (Spoiler Image,371.64 KB, 600x514, CBkdvr9VIAADpxC.png)
>>227896>>227933Is this the drawing you're both referring to? Arin says he drew it for spazkid, though.
trollcowMerveilleux No. 228168>>228193>>228147It looks like she's shitting in her panties??
Or has a cock-bulge.
ex-farmhandDébutant No. 228178>>228923>>228108the post 'above' you mean?
It's from cooking with the grumps, but the word "cooking" is an exaggeration tbh
Anonymous GeneSans Pareil No. 228196>>228193What? No!
She is clearly constipated.
Look at her facial expression, her eyes. She's clearly determined to birth that teddy bear out of her anus.
Now the whole picture looks way worse than it actually is.
AutismSpeaksModerator No. 228250>>228251>>228276File (hide): 1454261375995.png (645.85 KB, 643x789, castlesnoozy.png)
Man Suzy gets fanart THIS good.. for what reason excactly?! Wow Im jelly a person like her gets such good art for free
LaurLumineux No. 228251>>228252>>228335>>228250Wild guessing: the artist probably knows Suzy would reblog this one (because: wow I'm such a dark gothic gurl myself, this is like 100% me), because it IS really good art…. so he receives a large audience (GG fans)for his art in return.
I reeeaally doubt, he did this because he's such a huge Suzy fan.
WhiteGlovianDébutant No. 228279>>228281>>228282>>228343File (hide): 1454271972252.jpg (49.63 KB, 597x665, Gross.jpg)
Dan just annoys the shit out of me.
Regards.Merveilleux No. 228285File (hide): 1454274791908.png (343.84 KB, 600x514, spazzz.png)
>>228284No it's where I drew the red line, and yes I'm a bit bored rn
manmoder shoulderhonDébutant No. 228286>>228289>>228284No, its definitely puffy anime pussy.
Art like this makes me somewhat worried at how far back men seem to think vulvae are.
kakaLumineux No. 228289>>228290>>228294>>228286As far as their fetishes want to go.
Puffy vaginas exist, but they're sooo prevalent in anime porn it's like they think they're the norm.
AdminsCoderBoiModerator No. 228291>>228294>>228305>>228309>>232921>>236458File (hide): 1454276490154.jpg (106.6 KB, 640x640, 926848_735819023131011_9913300…)
I really could join in this conversation about unreal pussy….
but I also have this pic:
crabbyDébutant No. 228294>>228295>>228313>>228373>>228828>>228289Yup. The norm like gravity defying tits. That's why, you single ladies, do not date anime obsessed or porn obsessed men. they have no idea how female anatomy works and are probably terrible in bed.
>>228291Is that Holly's rocket raccoon? This is probably the first costume of hers I don't like.
frill thrillLumineux No. 228312>>228314>>228345>>228355>>228357>>228381>>228450>>228810>>229229File (hide): 1454279248390.jpg (Spoiler Image,19.66 MB, 5400x5400, Vagina_collage_12.jpg)
>>228290I feel like more neckbeards need to take a look at pictures like this. I remember this picture got posted to reddit and a ton of people were like "ew I'm gay now!!" like lol not every vagina is a cute little anime girl vagina.
its givingMerveilleux No. 228314>>228365>>228312i know still off-topic…
but WTF?!? Probably these fuckers never took a look on their own floppy dicks
Depressed_In_BucharestSans Pareil No. 228347File (hide): 1454282132115.jpg (66.98 KB, 480x720, Noice.jpg)
>>228305Holly looks really good with dark brown or black hair. She looked really nice in her Commander Shepard cosplay.
LaurDébutant No. 228355>>228357>>228312holy shit.
>tfw yours is basically 3rd row down 3 across and now you feel like you won the genetic lottery.I always thought guys were exaggerating when they complained about 'roasties', but now I feel some sympathy. I never realized there was such variety.
sage for OT.
Regards.Lumineux No. 228357>>228365>>228312>>228355its reassuring to see this and i think its needs to be in schools because i refused to have sex or be seen naked because i thought my vagina was wrong and i wanted surgery to fix it first.
>second row down third along here sage for OT.
weegeewifeMerveilleux No. 228365>>228366>>233644>>228314I feel like flapfear is most prevalent in places where most dudes are circumcised and non-varying anyways.
>>228357Shit, vagina thread now. It doesn't help now that the same 'skinny-shaming' thing is also happening with vaginas. Tumblr SJWs that are obsessed with the whole issue are now calling anyone who naturally has small labia a clamshell or babygine/vag. I know it's useless to care about but trying to spread acceptance while acting super bitter and self conscious that you have extra skin doesn't fix the problem.
>underdeveloped babygine to qt bubblegumsagesagesage
weenusDébutant No. 228373>>228375>>228452File (hide): 1454285818079.png (36.01 KB, 321x251, penguin.png)
>>228294>>228313Sorry for OT but my personal experience with these types
My weeb bf
>actually good in bed>but indirectly I felt like shit about myself since I wasn't some 2D tiny lolicon Porn obsessed bf
>would furiously finger me because he believed all women could squirt>literally beat up my vagina until I pretended to squirt by pissing on him lol>sex all the time, whether I felt like it or not>wet sports a few times. This fetish doesn't really bother me but doesn't arouse me either>wanted me to drink his piss wtf no thats way too fucking disgusting>tells me he's into anal prolapsing??? I dont even think this is psychically safe to do>eventually showed me he's into fart porn >lol wtf>he wants me to fart in his face>turns out he also likes scat>fucking what the fuck holy shit no>he wanted to watch me take a dump>nope.jpg girls love yourself more than I did
its givingSans Pareil No. 228383>>228384>>228385>>228389>>228432>>228448>>228453>>228539File (hide): 1454289565015.png (543.37 KB, 794x540, ?Suzy Berhow? (@mortemer) • In…)
>>228382I agree. Anyway look who didn't wear a hoodie yesterday?
weegeewifeSans Pareil No. 228386>>228382why did you thing I saged it?
Also not a robot.
This is one of the few threads of /pt I post in.
rottenbeardLumineux No. 228437>>228384I feel it too.
>>228385At least she's wearing tights, I suppose.
all whores will dieSans Pareil No. 228521>>228450So… Roast beef vagina confirmed? I don't know why people out themselves in spergy rage like this.
Had some guy on Facebook rage about microdicks and how body shaming men was bad. He's a manlet so it's probably proportionate to his body.
Why scream at friends and strangers to STOP SHAMING when no one ever said anything?
crabbyMerveilleux No. 228557>>228548Well at least there we knows she has to have seen it since she'd likely delete such comments.
Again, why I think that image is 'staged' since she's admitted she spends most of her life in sweatpants and no makeup. Not to mention, it's not a selfie, it's Arin taking the photo.
keksDébutant No. 228564>>228565>>228562Also having watched it, they are waaaaay too tight for her calves.
Sage for samefag.
bratgasmDébutant No. 228565>>228566>>228564it might have looked marginally better if she wore some tights or leggings. How does she not notice?
I just love how she can barely make it through one video without sound like a complete moron. She's either mispronouncing words, doesn't know what something means, has trouble understanding basic everyday concepts. It's baffling.
all whores will dieSans Pareil No. 228566>>228565Well she's gonna wear it for one of her outfit videos so we'll have to wait and see if she bothered with tights.
Iactually do like the style of the boots, but I don't need another pair of boots in my life (also they are on sale if you check the website
http://www.tukshoes.com/white-3-strap-port-boot She never seems to get anything full price apart from dumb nerdy shit.)
frill thrillSans Pareil No. 228569>>228560I literally just watched the video and you purposely omitted the fact she says "so you wont slip if it's raining"
Why did you feel the need to completely bullshit and make something up? Is this thread really this dry?
ex-farmhandMerveilleux No. 228574>>228578>>228599>>228653>>228664>>228725File (hide): 1454352760155.png (968.18 KB, 736x741, snoozytheassmage.png)
Why does Suzy constantly insist on wearing clothing almost showing her ass?!
straight-with-extra-stepsSans Pareil No. 228578>>229006>>229036>>228574Because fatties often think that they have great butts even though they are gross and cottage cheese-y? Her legs are the only thing that aren't totally gross comparatively, but she doesn't know shit about modeling.
Also I think she's starting to jump onto strega.
(nitpicking)Moderator No. 228581>>228584>>228585>>228672File (hide): 1454355187562.jpg (36.3 KB, 400x385, 2601740_orig.jpg)
>>228452
>it's urineActually no, it is not. That's a huge missconception. It comes from a different gland (located under the clit) and it's a different liquid, it's colorless, has no smell, and it's not as water-ish as urine.
Saged for OT, and sorry about it, but my jimmies get rustled everytime i hear that shit.
all whores will dieSans Pareil No. 228584>>228605>>228701>>228581It is piss tho, sorry love.
But its alright you want to be gross in the bedroom and conceal it with your magic liquid excuse
elfearsDébutant No. 228585>>228605>>228581Nope. Recent study last year proved it was urine and even examined the bladders of people who could squirt with ultrasounds whilst it was happening. The bladder acts differently when it's happening but the fluid is undoubtedly urine.
I'd link you the paper, but if I go on any academic website I get a redirect 'cause I'm on my unis internet. Google it though, it was published in newscientist.
BlowjobsAreForPigsLumineux No. 228605>>228606>>228607>>228659File (hide): 1454357902904.jpg (16.78 KB, 300x388, suzzy.jpg)
>>228584I never squirted in my life, sorry.
>>228585I read that. they tested it on 7 woman iirc, and was very flawed in general. I'm just pretty skeptical that one little study on whole seven woman (!!) could be conclusive. As I said before, I don't even squirt, but this just seems like another stupid reason to shame women's sex life.
I feel bad for so much OT, have a vintage Suzy pic.
crabbyLumineux No. 228606>>228613>>228605wow she looks like Björk here a bit doesn't she?
This gotta be the best picture of Suzys face I've seen so far, even if her body pose is fucking awkward!
Man she COULD look like this if she tried, thats sad to know!
Vegan_PrincessSans Pareil No. 228613>>228620>>228639>>228641File (hide): 1454358418463.jpg (20.4 KB, 300x388, suzzy.jpg)
>>228606Just a reminder that Suzy is the one in the back, being even more awkward.
Her hair was way uglier.
BlowjobsAreForPigsMerveilleux No. 228659>>228605Small sample size is a relative thing. We don't know what percentage of this phenomenon happens to, but I'm guessing it's very small. There have been massive breakthrough studies for drugs and diseases that have less than ten people in them.
Also, it's not shaming women. Men shame women by expecting them to be able to do shit like this because they see it in porn and think it's normal. I think the majority of women who can't squirt take precedent here because men are beating up their vaginas trying to force them to do it.
CerbminOwner No. 228668>>228669>>228670>>228680>>233646File (hide): 1454364731930.jpg (156.23 KB, 612x612, snoozyzoons.jpg)
when she was younger and thin
its givingDébutant No. 228675>>228676>>228674Or this one, much better to read.
So back to Snoozy.
crabbyLumineux No. 228680>>228706File (hide): 1454366339696.png (100.71 KB, 210x195, 1425138743495.png)
>>228668Holy shit, that flat ass
sageSans Pareil No. 228682>>227989>>227994she's a big girl
for you
(nitpicking)Moderator No. 228685File (hide): 1454367642450.jpg (123.06 KB, 1017x719, flyer.jpg)
"Bet I can deep fry this card?"
Regards.Merveilleux No. 228686>>228688>>228691>>228724File (hide): 1454367682084.jpg (161.29 KB, 1280x721, dd.jpg)
Dead inside
landmine-himeLumineux No. 228691>>228686I… I like that makeup on Holly.
it's actually sort of #gothic #creepy #museum quality
fujo-to-tif-piplineMerveilleux No. 228694>>228692This is true. I personally would love to play a game with Barry, Holly, Ross and Dan. Just not Suzy and Arin.
>>228693Eh. I can believe that tho. I've tried watching FZ eps a few times and man is if fucking boring half the time (and it goes on for over an hour!???!!!). When Holly and Ross are on it together it's a bit more enjoyable.
(nitpicking)Moderator No. 228712>>228715>>228736>>228759>>229179File (hide): 1454374545478.png (302.17 KB, 519x516, Mortemer (@Mort3mer) - Twitter…)
>>228706I'm sorry you have no booty.
manmoder shoulderhonMerveilleux No. 228723>>228726>>228820>>228857>>228979>>229053File (hide): 1454376229261.jpg (98.83 KB, 604x669, wtf.jpg)
Someone said in a NSP video a year or two ago that they should do a cover album and named it "Under the covers." It got upvoted quite a bit. I wonder if they'll ever credit that user on youtube?
Anonymous GeneDébutant No. 228726>>228723I have a strong feeling this is going to be terrible.
Dan has a good voice but he needs to not ruin the 80's
Astarion_is_walledMerveilleux No. 228770>>228778>>229029>>228706Don't go hating on bitches with a nice round booty cause you ain't got one.
Suzy has no ass and a meh body. Her make up skills are basic, she dresses basic, she's just basic and has nothing special about her.
Astarion_is_walledDébutant No. 228778>>228770Well nothing special besides being A TOTALLY UNIQUE NERDY GAMER GOTH GIRL WHO RUNS HER OWN BUSINESS ON ETSY AND 5 MILLION YT CHANNELS.
I swear you guys just don't realize how AMAZING she is because she's SUZY.
Submas Goes In The Image FieldDébutant No. 228810>>228824>>228312>4 down, 4 across The fucking labia is literally shaped like a ball.
I really think they select about half the girls with extremely abnormal vaginas for these.
Anonymous GeneLumineux No. 228824>>228977File (hide): 1454390938880.jpg (Spoiler Image,677.54 KB, 1135x1594, Luxury_by_klarawagner.jpg)
>>228810that's a "Klara Wagner"
CerbminOwner No. 228839File (hide): 1454392988235.png (Spoiler Image,7.36 KB, 382x373, 1452466321644.png)
>>228838I must have been doing it wrong all these years…
all whores will dieDébutant No. 229006>>228578Fatties are always like "omg I have huge tits" or "wow my butt is so round and big" but in reality it's all just fat. If you ain't got a slim waist to match, it ain't big.
>>228639Jean has a smaller head(?) than Suzy and a more prominent V-shaped chin.
NullSans Pareil No. 229029>>233649>>228770Don't go hating on girls with no ass just because you keep all your junk in the trunk.
See how stupid this argument is?
There's a lot of stuff Suzy can/should fix about her appearance and squatting up a storm to get a big ass that's 'in' right now is pretty low on the list imo.
I'm thinking co-ordination skills are the biggest thing for her to work on. I could put up with her terrible make-up if she just dressed better. It's not like she can't afford to.
Astarion_is_walledLumineux No. 229185>>229193>>229123Soooo like a lot of dudes. I worked at a beauty store, while the trend is on the rise for straight men giving a shit about this stuff, we still had plenty of guys surprised we carried men's products at all.
Main thing I'm surprised about that he is so fucking lazy about it is that he lived in NYC for a period of time. One year in NYC and my brother gave much more of a shit about his appearance (and my brother also eventually donated his long curly hair to LoL before the BS was known about them.) And my brother was a gross nerd up until then. And basically the same age as Dan.
keksDébutant No. 229205>>229210>>229194I literally have never understood how scents were feminine either, most hair products smell like citrus or the ocean. Even if, every dude I know that has beautiful hair and skin smells like wildflowers and it's never a problem for them. Nobody is gonna ask a beautiful man why he smells good.
>>229197Also on topic of manly Axe users, wouldn't it be ideal to smell like a chick? Then people would assume you were around one.
imSkirbeseSans Pareil No. 229210>>229214>>229205It's mostly florals and specifically grapefruit that tend to be marked as 'feminine' scents. If you compare most men's fragrances to most women's, mens tend to be earthier, with more tones of wood and spice, while women tend to flock towards fruit, flowers and sweet smells. Granted there are a fair few women's fragrances that are 'earthy' but few men's fragrances smell like fruit or flowers. YSL makes a great men's fragrence that is pretty gender neutral because it's slightly sweet but still earthy.
You'd think guys would want to smell like things girls like. Axe isn't one of those things, at all.
>>229208It's kind of one of the thing Asia, specifically Korea and Japan, do kinda right in that skincare and even make up is a thing for everyone, regardless of gender. I remember watching a show with SNSD members going to interview a famous actor (I think?) and they noted the BB cream he used because it was the same brand one of them liked. It'd
imSkirbeseLumineux No. 229220>>229221File (hide): 1454476134358.jpg (Spoiler Image,354.68 KB, 1600x1200, Take_my_Hand_by_klarawagner.jp…)
>>228977she was pretty infamous on DeviantArt at the time
straight-with-extra-stepsLumineux No. 229232>>229235>>229370File (hide): 1454477598061.png (461.41 KB, 785x698, damnitsuzy.png)
Ok, yes, vaginas are all very different and unique. Guess what? There is an actual vagina thread on /g/!!!
>>7363Let's all take our lovely vagina related discussions there and get back to Suzy spergs here because she's so
trad4himMerveilleux No. 229234File (hide): 1454477646904.gif (504.9 KB, 400x500, thanks for the update.gif)
this thread, honestly
ex-farmhandMerveilleux No. 229406>>229409>>229411>>233940File (hide): 1454513406425.jpg (74.78 KB, 934x600, stupidwhore.jpg)
Suzy is buying from Devilish666, which is a Japanese brand that is pretty popular on IG. She's even featured on their IG page. She looks disgusting here. I have no idea how someone who looks like this is just fine with it? I'd be working out like mad to get back into proper human shape.
rottenbeardMerveilleux No. 229463>>229476>>229509>>229577>>229455Suzy should wear more peplums which is why that first outfit worked. Peplums are great when you have a tummy or chunky hips.
The second outfit looks like it came out of a Halloween store. It's the worst of the three and should be burned.
The third makes her thighs look MASSIVE and should have been paired with tights or leggings and shoes that don't make her look stumpy. This one is salvageable but by someone who knows how to coordinate an outfit properly.
Also NO ONE TELL HER ABOUT STREGA she is so close to that aesthetic and will start tagging it once she finds out. A lot of strega still looks dumb imo, but that's likely because it's still kinda new.
ex-farmhandMerveilleux No. 229492File (hide): 1454523352690.jpg (39.55 KB, 500x525, 1388538182083.jpg)
>>229467the fact that every picture/video where she isn't inside of her house is her dressed basic as fuck and not even close to "gothy" makes me want to stab my eyes out. stop being so god damn fake snoozy, and if you're going to pretend to be "alt goffik gurl" at least copy paste someones outfit because yours are and have always been the worst.
AutismSpeaksModerator No. 229506>>229455Honestly that first look gotta be the best outfit shes ever worn in one of these videoes, wow I actually found myself really liking it!
Too bad the other two were oversized halloween bags that did nothing for her whatsoever! Second outfit legit looks like what I wore when I was dressed up as death at halloween when I was 12. Dressing as death is usually cool but not when you look like a 12 year old going trick 'r treat.
Imagine if outfit 1 was the kind of thing she wore at meetups, people would adore her! But nope, baggy hoodie and jeans… why spend this much money on clothes you never wear? I feel bad when I havent worn one of my dresses in a few months because I hate buying clothes that just lays around… come on Suzy go outside
Anonymous GeneSans Pareil No. 229509>>229534>>229463>>229459Dude I think you've just been watching too many Suzy OOTD videos because that first outfit is not very good….
Also that Killstar hoodie makes her look like a stumpy garden gnome.
Find clothing with better fabrics. Seriously if she can afford Killstar stuff (which is generally awful for the price) She should at least look into like…Ovate, Sisters of the Black Moon, Noctex ect….because the fabrics she typically wears do not flatter her at all.
But seriously she can't work the goth style. I don't understand what makes her attracted to it. She has no idea how to match blacks. Her personality just doesn't fit the style she's trying to wear at all. It appears as though she doesn't listen to any music that would make her interested in the style….She seems like one of these 'I'm so spoopy and cute' 'goff gurlssss' that started dressing creepy the first time they saw American Horror Story.
CerbminOwner No. 229540>>229576File (hide): 1454527969803.jpg (298.49 KB, 2100x2800, jadenplz.jpg)
those model qualities
suzy pls
Submas Goes In The Image FieldLumineux No. 229570>>229573>>229579>>229581>>230094File (hide): 1454530817777.png (884.63 KB, 643x737, constipation.png)
ffs Suzy, you looked really good in the video in this outfit, WHY did you pick a picture with THIS face?!?!
trad4himSans Pareil No. 229573>>229570"um gaize excuse me i have diarrhea ahuhuhu"
>>229564yeah, true. or even some jogging would help shape/firm it. just looks like a sad sack of potatoes…
Ashton_WintersMerveilleux No. 229581>>229590>>229570I usually don't hate on other people's choice of tattoos, but hers is really hideous.I don't know what she was thinking. It's just…too much going on and makes her fat arm look even fatter.
Also fuck her and her stupid Jaden Smith face.
Astarion_is_walledSans Pareil No. 229584>>229596File (hide): 1454533425095.jpg (53.88 KB, 662x372, kiki4.jpg)
>>229455The third outfit makes her look like a fat retarded Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service, all she needs is a red bow.
its givingMerveilleux No. 229861>>229839That understandable. My guess is that Nicole doesn't try to butt into everything Jon does as well, like Suzy is soooo inclined to do with Arin.
I'd supposed Nicole likely at least respects that Jon would like to keep his friendship with Arin, and just has to deal with Suzy as little as possible.
elfearsSans Pareil No. 230103>>230104>>230109>>230110>>230124>>230174>>230362>>230367>>230372>>230429>>230593File (hide): 1454593450054.gif (13.28 MB, 533x300, snooz.gif)
>>229455Jesus, I'm getting more and more uncomfortable watching her videos.
kakaMerveilleux No. 230109>>230103This entire gif is just what the fuck.
she really is stupid isn't she
Astarion_is_walledSans Pareil No. 230248>>230249>>230132Honestly most cows are really boring once you break them down… the whole fun of lolcows are their self-delusion about being far greater and prettier than they actually are, so Suzy defiently fits the mold.
Other cows are more based on drama (like venus)and im guessing those are the ones you like to read about more.
Honestly I just find delusional stupid people funny.
Depressed_In_BucharestDébutant No. 230287>>230132Hi, you must be new here. All cows are boring but still entertaining to watch make fools of themselves.
If you aren't new then you must be use to other drama fueled cows. I'm not a fan of those myself but hay to each there own.
BlowjobsAreForPigsSans Pareil No. 230295>>229695I heard that she was an artist but dang I didn't expect her to be that good
it's insane how she's the complete opposite of snoozy, I can see how they would not get along, she's actually talented and does her own thing. She doesn't have to leech off her bf's fame or shoving herself in his projects to be noticed
trollcowMerveilleux No. 230323>>230341>>230360>>230371>>230381>>231140>>233028File (hide): 1454610511035.png (783.69 KB, 573x738, suzyzz.png)
I didn't think Suzys face was THIS ugly and shiny in the video, why does she pick out such bad photos of herself.
This dress is a legit bag
fujo-to-tif-piplineLumineux No. 230633>>230614The fuck is wrong with her light?
She looks 10 times better in the first video, not only she was less bloated - it's also the better (brighter) light she used then.
But I guess she thinks the darker videos make her look more goffic.
kakaSans Pareil No. 230745>>230809>>230956>>230614the thing that gets me is that she's aware of the difference and she hates it. She freaking hates it. But you can't be all ~*body positivity*~ if you're not even positive about your own body, on the inside. Yeah, she can parade around all she likes, Arin can kiss ass all he wants about curvy women, but what Suzy wishes she had was her old body back.
That's not a bad thing, and neither is her current body. I just hate how she uses the facade of positivity and acceptance to swallow the bitterness she feels about her own self. That's not what it's about. If she was truly positive she'd embrace it and not pine for her old self.
ex-farmhandMerveilleux No. 230750>>230622because it makes her eyes look bigger and stand out more, even if they seem like the pits of hell because they make her look soulless. In the comparison pics her natural eyes get kind of lost with all that eyeliner whereas the black rim makes them pop more.
Course, she'd look better without the eyeliner to weigh down her eye shape and her actually pretty eye colour could shine, but it's Suzy we're talking about. I don't even take her IG into account cause I bet she uses enlargement filters on her eyes.
Stop Anorectal Violence NOWLumineux No. 230763>>230614Isn't the first pic before she got her undercut? Because I agree with
>>230672 that she should go back to that look.
its givingDébutant No. 230778>>230614In her first video about Gilly Hicks she mentions that it's weird for them to require the product sent back before they send a new one. I thought that was standard procedure? If there's a mistake you send back the wrong product and they send the right one.
I also kind of wonder what Jean thinks of Suzy's behaviour. Does she care? Does she approve or does she secretly have the same opinion we do about her shitty practises? I kind of wish I was a fly on the wall when it comes to their interactions.
fujo-to-tif-piplineDébutant No. 230956>>231005>>231021File (hide): 1454701087918.jpg (37.83 KB, 612x531, bawww.jpg)
>>230745Yes. Remember when she tweeted this gem?
Mutiliated MenLumineux No. 231005>>231017File (hide): 1454704535429.jpeg (103.85 KB, 639x871, image.jpeg)
>>230956But I thought she loved being #curvy #curvygirl
trad4himMerveilleux No. 231084>>231118Somewhat Off-Topic, but also not:
You do know the Game Grumps and fans still go nuts over Brian and his fucking "I have a PhD"?
And even selling a shirt with it??
Well do you remember Friends?
…
They got someone with a PhD, also:
https://youtu.be/hTrJ7rFwFZAkakaDébutant No. 231140>>231146>>231148>>231155>>231156>>231166File (hide): 1454719631978.jpg (56.2 KB, 400x489, XrrJErz.jpg)
>>227339>>230323
>This picture of 14-year-old Regina Kay Walters was taken by serial killer Robert Ben Rhoades, who toured the country in an 18-wheeler equipped with a torture chamber in the back. This photo was taken in an abandoned Illinois barn, where Rhoades killed Walters after cutting off her hair and making her wear a black dress and heels. Yeah looks the same to me
manmoder shoulderhonSans Pareil No. 231156>>231221>>231140The fuck is wrong with you!! this is not only off topic, but disturbing!
Mods??
trad4himSans Pareil No. 231192>>231227File (hide): 1454725926419.png (143.04 KB, 376x600, tumblr_o1e1fzmEMw1s3lh71o2_400…)
I feel like Suzy's essence was really captured in this fan art.
kys bishitsSans Pareil No. 231221>>231146>>231148>>231149>>231155>>231156>>231166Are you guys
triggered?
For trolls, you're kinda pussies
imSkirbeseMerveilleux No. 231231>>231250>>231252>>231255>>231631>>233654File (hide): 1454731894644.jpg (74.48 KB, 530x588, 1425917491186.jpg)
>>230614dont forget the full body
manmoder shoulderhonSans Pareil No. 231250>>231253>>231231THOSE LEGS THOUGH.
I mean, she's ana-posing in the older one, but she definitely looked better before. I'm seriously considering saving this picture and using it as incentive to run tomorrow morning.
NullSans Pareil No. 231253>>231250 Thighs touching was borderline taboo on instagram at the time she was skinny, but ana-posing aside, she's trim and cute. But at her biggest she was mad overweight and standing with her feet a mile apart in the second pic just makes her look bigger imo. muh thyroid medication tho
OT
Working out is the whole reason I saved this pic in the first place, it was my wake up call to start again and boy did it help. Regards.Débutant No. 231520File (hide): 1454775201130.jpg (106.8 KB, 960x540, 3not this shit again.jpg)
>>231255>>231259>>231277>>231326>>231328>>231372It's like I went back in time and I'm back on /cgl/
Stop derailing.
keksMerveilleux No. 231614>>231393If anyone should be banned it should be
>>231259I don't think the amount of cognitive dissonance even exists to get personally insulted over small boobs in a thread mainly how ugly and fat a girl is. It's a successful troll pretending to be body positive tumblr faggot.
bratgasmDébutant No. 231769>>231772>>231798>>231800>>231848>>231854>>231870>>231959>>232959>>233011>>233046>>235122>>235146>>236398File (hide): 1454794490682.jpg (126.12 KB, 1174x728, messyasfuck.jpg)
Someone titled this : "She’s a makeup goddess"
Yeah, sorry you're obviously nearsighted.
ex-farmhandMerveilleux No. 231800>>231769I'm dying looking at those falsies!! Omg.
Like you can totally see how she placed them to make her eyes look "bigger" and totally missed her real lash line. Like they are so far off. And peeling up on the sides.
imSkirbeseSans Pareil No. 231959>>231769Her eyebrows look so crusty. She gloats about how long she's been doing her ~Egyptian~ inspired cat eye and yet it looks so shaky and terribly applied…
Why do people set their standards so low?
Anonymous GeneMerveilleux No. 231960>>231971>>231980File (hide): 1454803077524.jpg (290.43 KB, 1427x2188, IMG_20160206_185709.jpg)
Suzy's doing some cucking with an app.
frill thrillLumineux No. 232249>>231986I'd rather be dead, what the fuck.
whats the address so I can torture them?
SoapPropagandistDébutant No. 232369>>232432>>232765>>232809>>232814File (hide): 1454832143797.jpg (51.5 KB, 500x380, 1414839158283.jpg)
Ddidn't read the entire thread but has anyone brought up that Suzy possibly cheated on Arin with Mike Matel?
thats the rumor anyways
AdminsCoderBoiModerator No. 232432>>232450>>232765>>232369that's a weird and probably unfounded rumor
they live on opposite sides of the country. not sure Arin has even met James and Mike before.
kys bishitsLumineux No. 232517>>232765>>232465Nah, i'll see if i dig it up but no you shouldn't. it just honestly wouldn't surprise me. Suzy has does shady shit like that before the marriage, dating arin and living with another guy. Matel is a bit of a give no shits kinda opportunists so it's feasible.
Arin would probably just ask for a courtesy turn with ross's wife
elfearsMerveilleux No. 232765>>232766>>232922>>232369>>232432>>232450>>232465>>232517Show us some receipts or let go, seriously.
Don't make shit up.
Plus I think he's called Mike Matei
weenusSans Pareil No. 232766File (hide): 1454874646772.jpg (104.23 KB, 700x1050, Silk-Coconutmilk.jpg)
>>232765Yes, this is brought up once in every thread but nobody has any info or a timeline and you can't find shit anywhere on the subject.
You can't just make shit up.
This is fake milk.
weegeewifeLumineux No. 232865>>232876>>234676>>232808the things that bother me about her videos is the lighting seems too warm and the camera placement is inconsistent with each upload, but otherwise she acts so much more professional about things than snooz. i kind of which she continued doing videos?
in her unboxing/haul videos, she actually reviews each item in detail, and states whether she'll use it. unlike snoozy's 'uhh-MAZING' reviews. way more cute and genuine.
kind of upsetting grumps fans are clogging up the comments with shit like 'OMG SNOOZY'S SISTER!'
(nitpicking)Moderator No. 232920>>232918im a little biased because i actually kinda like suzy? she doesnt have a superstar personality but i kind of think thats charming. like it would be really easy to hang out with her and just veg out and not have to plan some amazing special activities.
bunny just… her face her voice her fucking everything is so grating. i can't believe she has any following on youtube.
kys bishitsLumineux No. 232922>>232765Nothing about Suzy is real.
I don't think you understand this thread.
AutismSpeaksModerator No. 232950>>232951File (hide): 1454897893217.jpeg (145.68 KB, 640x888, image.jpeg)
Some grown ass Suzy fans in their 20s harassing a 15 year old over a harmless funny post lol. Her fans get easily offended just like her
Skelly-ArmMerveilleux No. 232951>>232966>>232970>>233018>>233034>>233035>>233053File (hide): 1454898123550.jpeg (145.3 KB, 640x684, image.jpeg)
>>232950If it's about this picture then honestly I agree with him. You can barely even see Mochi bitch just wanted to take a pic of her spoopy unique bed
kys bishitsLumineux No. 232959>>232966>>231769This is hardly a variation on one of the most basic makeup looks in the fucking universe and somehow she managed to fuck up every single aspect of it.
How long has she been doing makeup, again?
pooty pooty tang tangMerveilleux No. 232966>>233007>>232959She's had her channel for a couple of years at this point, and likely started wearing make up in High school or middle school, like a lot of girls.
Yeah, Suzy is shit at everything she does. Or at least, she doesn't take the time she should for the stuff she does. A look like that could take a good hour, simply because of making sure you apply everything right and doing cleanup with a cotton swab and make up remover as needed.
>>232951So they don't have the tacky zebra print bed anymore?
Skelly-ArmSans Pareil No. 232970>>232983>>232951As much as canopy beds are the ideal, this is hideous and super tacky.
Not unlike Suzy and Arin themselves though
landmine-himeDébutant No. 233011>>233016>>233300>>233007I'm curious on how much she's spent on eyeliner and how long it tends to last her.
I can't STAND the white inner eye think like
>>231769 CerbminOwner No. 233016>>233300>>233011She tends to buy all of the expensive high end shit she can get her hands on, so I'd say she's probably spent hundreds on eyeliner alone.
As for how long it lasts her, probably not long. I'm not sure what kind she uses but a lot of the time it looks like whatever she's used was on it's last legs when she put it on.
straight-with-extra-stepsDébutant No. 233018>>232951omG tots g0thiK
That green comforter with the gold and red curtains looks butt ugly. Can't she coordinate anything?
trad4himLumineux No. 233028>>230323She puts on A LOT of makeup shimmer/highlighter on her entire face hence why she looks so oily/shiny (specifically Candlelight Glow, which is really easy to overuse)
I really want to see a flash photo of her in a dark room just to see how ghostly pale white her face is compared to her neck and body to lol at.
Skelly-ArmMerveilleux No. 233034>>233092>>232951I love the actual frame, but everything else is mismatched and ugly.
Also, since they live in warm California, that room's gotta smell like swamp ass and desperation.
SoapPropagandistSans Pareil No. 233046>>231769holy fuck this is so bad.
>bad placement of false eyelashes>gross looking eyebrows>weird eyeliner on the inner corner>incorrect usage of white eyeliner>poorly applied lipstick smudged on teethi kinda wanna do her makeup for her… that's how bad for her I feel
It's like I'm looking at a middle schooler who doesn't know how to do their makeup in a well or in flattering way yet
novemberMerveilleux No. 233201>>233213>>233437>>233440File (hide): 1454928514427.png (1.19 MB, 1080x1519, Screenshot_2016-02-08-11-47-21…)
Mutiliated MenSans Pareil No. 233213>>233201Thanks Snooze for gracing my CNY with your potato sack-esque outfit, gremlin face, and unlaced boots.
t. Chinese-chan
frill thrillSans Pareil No. 233300>>233452>>233011>>233016She's used Stila stay all day eyeliner, which isn't super expensive but it is high end. It's a good eyeliner and comes in a lot of colors, but she likely buys 5 at a time since she uses so much on a regular basis.
>>233019Meanwhile on the east coast we're getting some more snow today. Fuck Suzy, she could be using that money to help people besides herself.
rottenbeardMerveilleux No. 233309>>233311>>233439File (hide): 1454937301159.jpeg (74.57 KB, 400x400, image.jpeg)
I don't think I've ever seen a more annoying group of people. Like you can just tell they're painfully unfunny by looking at them. And Suzy's not even in the pic lol
Skelly-ArmLumineux No. 233446>>233448>>233470>>233379going through it and it's really sad she has no friends of her own.
Does she even girl night??
Kirby_is_GNCSans Pareil No. 233448>>233455>>233459>>233460File (hide): 1454960645263.png (48.11 KB, 771x209, sounique.png)
>>233446but anon… doesn't this bio blurb make you totally want to be her friend!?
[seriously, though. She sounds like an edgy teen in this… and this was only 3 years ago. She was still in her 20s here, right?]
frill thrillDébutant No. 233459>>233448This fucking 'I'm manic depressive and I hate people'.
Are you also still a scene gurl or what?
Are fucking stuck in the past?
You're mentally a fucking 13 year old tumblr girl.
BlowjobsAreForPigsSans Pareil No. 233460File (hide): 1454961793349.jpg (31.2 KB, 377x346, IMG_20160129_202440.jpg)
>>233448As a person with bipolar disorder this makes me cringe
ex-farmhandSans Pareil No. 233490>>233491>>233467Reactions:
Jean looks back on her phone.
Barry laughs awkwardly and looks way.
Nicole can't escape the scene and has to answer.
Fucking kek
trad4himSans Pareil No. 233491>>233493>>233508>>233467>>233490https://vine.co/v/bv23eZpY1nUthis one is far more cringeworthy
'wow look at who im hanging out with, cool internet people'
imagine her waddling you way around her husband's friends just shoving the camera in each of their faces?
kys bishitsDébutant No. 233493>>233491can you imagine*
forgive me im so dead today i cant even bitch on the internet correctly
rottenbeardMerveilleux No. 233509>>233501I think they're trying to come off as funny and sassy but most of the time they just seem bitchy.
I agree though, I actually think Suzy and Arin really care about each other. Sometimes it looks like they really love the idea of their relationship (oooh we met when we were teens and have been together ever since ~so unique~) but they're probably really good together.
bratgasmDébutant No. 233518>>233520>>233540>>233517So he's the face of animated pervesion?
Thanks, anon!
straight-with-extra-stepsDébutant No. 233530>>233769File (hide): 1454971380912.png (22.97 KB, 416x528, vtkyrHM.png)
>>233485not to crawl inside Nicole's ass or anything, but at least SHE HAS HER OWN THING
she has NEVER shown up on an episode of Jontron. ever.
sageDébutant No. 233532>>233769File (hide): 1454971505700.png (112.44 KB, 860x1392, 2jvRSsX.png)
to be fair, I think during this stream she was as drunk as Jon and Shane were and kept asking to play whatever game Shane and Jon were playing, but Jon said no
weenusSans Pareil No. 233644>>233648>>228365but the difference is that skinny-shaming and kawaii vagina shaming is not really "shaming' because they were always praised.
people insult tiny vaginas and thin people because of jealousy while people insult fat people and "nonkawaii" vaginas because they genuinely think they're ugly. that truly hurts.
Ashton_WintersLumineux No. 233645>>233655>>233815>>233634Zach is gone for good, apparently. I only listened for him. He's in NY and I'm hoping him and Jon make a podcast of their own or something, they tried so hard to talk intelligently around the other retards and fail cause they're too busy being edgy and trying to hard to be funny.
RIPP Sleepcast RIP My babe Zach
sageMerveilleux No. 233646>>228668Her flat ass is sad but her thighs look hot.
jesus christ what the fuck happened?
pooty pooty tang tangSans Pareil No. 233649>>233653>>233710>>229029Saying a flat ass is fine is like saying flat chests are fine.
Both are considered ugly to most people.
It's not our fault you're so fucking insecure you can't handle the truth jfc
do you also think acne skin is pretty because you probably dont have clear skin too?
how pathetic
Anonymous GeneLumineux No. 233653>>233649see
>>233648please go back to cgl if you want to start offtopic arguments over the internet
pooty pooty tang tangLumineux No. 233654>>231231the tattoo is disgusting
what is it supposed to be anyway?
ashley jankowskiLumineux No. 233655>>233723>>233645NO
I only loved Zach in sleepycabin
fuck
Astarion_is_walledSans Pareil No. 233710>>233722>>233730>>233756>>233554>>233583Am I missing something? I just see an iffy pornsite.
>>233649I love flat chests, they're not considered ugly, just less sexualized.
Anyway, stop derailing, please.
all whores will dieDébutant No. 233722>>233756>>233769>>233710that's rare.
Flat chests and flat butts are ugly to MOST people.
you're probably a lolicon but w/e
that's like saying small dicks are attractive.
some women find small dicks attractive but it's fucking rare so move on
Stop Anorectal Violence NOWMerveilleux No. 233730>>233755>>233788>>233710Shadman TL;DR- sketchy gross sperglord. He got kicked out of college and put on a list for being a pedo/lolicon.
Nobody likes him.
imSkirbeseMerveilleux No. 233769>>234322>>235834>>233722Everyone has a preference. let's move the fuck on and get back to Snoozy pls. Not everyone likes big saggy tits.
>>233530>>233532I really like Nicole's art. Glad she has enough sense not to like Suzy.
WhiteGlovianLumineux No. 233788>>233791>>233730>put on a list for being a pedo/loliconSay WHAT now?
I knew he was a creep but not that bad.
trollcowLumineux No. 233791>>233814>>233755>>233788It's why he left Sweden to live America.
There's also rumors he raped somebody and then admitted, to the point of bragging, about it online? But I've only heard that secondhand, I've never been able to find anything that proves he was.
Knowing his rep I wouldn't dismiss it, but I can't believe anything thrown around without a source.
weenusLumineux No. 233814>>233791I wouldn't doubt it honestly.
He's a racist sexist piece of shit who 'hates everyone equally', that's really disgusting if what he did is true though, and the fact that Arin and the gang still hang out with him despite that is equally disgusting.
Submas Goes In The Image FieldLumineux No. 233845>>233853>>233854>>233856>>233858>>233864>>233877>>233924>>234277File (hide): 1454992957135.png (574.87 KB, 597x595, tumblr_nwjwfi3FgF1qa510wo3_128…)
Her mouth to nose ratio almost looks normal here
manmoder shoulderhonSans Pareil No. 233924>>233845She needs to start choosing better outfit pieces, jfc… Just stick with black, Suzy. All black everything, you could continue to wear your shitty Wal*Mart clothes, even! Just ditch everything that's not black and maybe you'll look halfway decent.
And get some fucking bangs cut in to frame your gigantic face, jfc
Ashton_WintersMerveilleux No. 234315>>234463File (hide): 1455041341054.jpg (26.46 KB, 604x234, 1.JPG)
crabbyDébutant No. 234316>>234357File (hide): 1455041351835.jpg (37.06 KB, 567x259, 3.JPG)
weenusMerveilleux No. 234317>>234327>>234340>>235082File (hide): 1455041371450.jpg (169.96 KB, 923x593, 4.JPG)
>Don't laugh, send help
fujo-to-tif-piplineDébutant No. 234318>>234320File (hide): 1455041397531.jpg (42.07 KB, 618x478, 5.JPG)
This one made me actually laugh
kakaMerveilleux No. 234319>>234321>>234323>>234339>>234358>>234366File (hide): 1455041454054.jpg (53.38 KB, 615x671, 2.JPG)
And here's another good artist who's sucking suzys vagina for twitter fame
fuck_fujoshitsLumineux No. 234338>>234342File (hide): 1455042875241.jpg (166.38 KB, 1280x989, tumblr_o21li19OF41qe3q73o1_128…)
Accurate
Depressed_In_BucharestSans Pareil No. 234357>>234370>>234316Yeah right criticism is okay even even if it's not what you want to hear.
But if you're insulted over youtube comments made from 12 year olds you are definitely lacking something.
You should grow as a human and just laugh about it.
If you whine about it, you add fuel to the fire and the "haters" just LOVE it.
Skelly-ArmLumineux No. 234358>>234371File (hide): 1455044444206.jpg (239.86 KB, 966x1450, Jenny-GG-episode-stills-jenny-…)
>>234319looks like taylor momsen in her early gossip girl days, am i the only who sees it?
Ashton_WintersLumineux No. 234366>>234374>>234595>>234319It doesn't look like Suzy at all because the artist still gave it a philtrum, a thin neck, no crazy space between the nose and top lip and plumped lips. Plus the forehead is way too small.
The art is good but it's like they drew it with a template of a basic pretty girl in mind then added some details.
kys bishitsMerveilleux No. 234370>>234372File (hide): 1455045710893.jpeg (37.3 KB, 480x270, image.jpeg)
>>234357Yeah these people really need thicker skin. They get upset over something they saw a couple people say on the Internet. Anytime I see someone complaining over Internet hate I think of these tweets
rottenbeardMerveilleux No. 234410>>234413>>234422>>234646>>234816>>235035File (hide): 1455049767164.png (641.64 KB, 729x739, jean.png)
I know we say that Suzy would look better if she styled herself more like Jean in terms of hair (bangs/color) and make up, but even without bangs Jean's features are still kind of better.
Regards.Sans Pareil No. 234601>>234595oh my god
it's so accurate I could cry
Astarion_is_walledMerveilleux No. 234621>>234595It looks like a goblin had a baby with a bottle of vodka and a teacup pig.
10/10 accuracy.
AutismSpeaksModerator No. 234641>>234636lol
It would be great if someone actually did that. Draw Suzy fanart
with beautiful coloring and great technique, but make her facial features same as in real life.
manmoder shoulderhonMerveilleux No. 234676>>232865Man, her sister is so much more interesting to watch in a video review. She just seems so much more engaged, and girl-next-door flirty.
Suzy just kinda seems a little spazzy in her vids.
crabbyDébutant No. 234705>>234712>>234726>>234727>>234764File (hide): 1455076994535.png (552.42 KB, 599x446, Screenshot_214234.png)
Whyyyy does she insist on using that shitty lipstick? God help me, I want to smack her.
bratgasmLumineux No. 234712>>234714>>234727File (hide): 1455078216082.jpg (44.01 KB, 550x463, Red is the Color.jpg)
>>234705Reminds me of this abomination.
ashley jankowskiSans Pareil No. 234727>>234705She looks like she was vigorously sucking on Arin's asshole.
>>234712>>234715What in the holy fuck. accurate tho
Anonymous GeneLumineux No. 234762>>234760Back then I thought she was ugly.
But she has downgraded so much, the past, skinny version of her looks cute to me
landmine-himeMerveilleux No. 234793File (hide): 1455094166202.gif (251.13 KB, 500x343, giphy.gif)
>>234595This made my husband and I laugh so hard anon, thank you. 10/10 top kek work
ashley jankowskiMerveilleux No. 234940>>234957>>234970>>234895Yup, I don't know how Suzy and Arin eat but I'd bet Jean has a way better diet. It's crazy how your diet can affect your skin, after cutting out certain types of food mine cleared up a lot more !
I'm not american but I heard it's common to eat out a lot so they probably eat greasy food frequently. Even Arin looks like a sweaty pig most of the time.
SoapPropagandistLumineux No. 234957>>234940So true. I eat fruits when I get a sugar craving instead of processed chocolate (real dark chocolate is good shit but I'm talking about snickers or m&ms) and it helps detox you and clear out your skin big time.
I bet Arin and suzy never use their kitchen.
Kirby_is_GNCDébutant No. 234959>>234965>>234910Unless they've said they are or aren't, you can't just tell by looking. Sometimes identical looking twins are actually fraternal and visa versa.
There's ways of telling at birth.
AutismSpeaksModerator No. 234966>>234965*They have stated
whoops typo
Stop Anorectal Violence NOWMerveilleux No. 235001>>235066>>236090>>234956I think Jean does ballet or something like that? Regardless, while Suzy's unboxing and being a ~makeup guru~, Jean got an associates degree in physical sciences and looks like she has her own friends (lol).
Also, if you guys want it, her ig is jeanbug10.
crabbyMerveilleux No. 235030>>235033>>235036>>235038>>235049>>235050>>235078>>236262>>237530File (hide): 1455125542862.gif (1.02 MB, 280x550, hookersnooze.gif)
>>235027Different anon here but I wanted to say good point. Some people definitely go overboard on whey and shit like that which makes hormone levels go out of whack but yeah you are right building muscle especially does generally cause more acne issues regardless.
To stay on topic though, I think Snooze should get a home gym next time she wants to throw down a huge wad of cash on something. Clearly she likes sitting at home in a t-shirt and sweats rather than going out so it would be good for her. Even just having a treadmill at home makes health/fitness/weight excuses disappear pretty fast.
Mutiliated MenLumineux No. 235038>>235049>>235030She looks like a trashy hooker. Like a stereotypical one from an 80s movie.
But her sense of clothing proportions is getting better, but she's still making her legs look like stumps with bad shoe choices.
landmine-himeDébutant No. 235049>>235052>>235030Or get serious about exercising with Arin. He says he goes to lolcrossfit, but it's better than nothing (and free weights are really good in general). They could gain so much from that, motivating each other to start becoming consistent with exercising. but she seems lazy and averse to exercise.
A "home gym" is sort of overrated, all you need is a chin up bar and you can do bodyweight exercises that activate your whole body. But at the same time they seem to have a lot of space between the office/house, so they could probably dedicate a room/area to an actual weight lifting setup with bench and power cage and everything. I've thought of that before and it makes me jealous.
>>235036Yeah, you can literally start anytime with getting fitter. Bodyweight squats, pushups, etc. are all free.
>>235038Why even is that fuzzy stuff around her boots popular?
fuck_fujoshitsDébutant No. 235060>>235063>>235052Even making small changes to your daily habits works. Such as primarily drinking water for hydration, cutting down on eating out (lol) and even going for a short walk daily.
She is lazy and even if it is her thyroid (depending on if it's hypo or hyperactive) many lose weight from the medication.
trad4himSans Pareil No. 235063>>235064>>235073>>235052It is, but I don't trust either of them not to injure themselves with free weights. And some people find PTs motivating. Them not pushing themselves would probably be another issue.
>>235056… maybe? She's sat with her legs crossed though.
>>235060Or just eat until you're full and then stop. Ask for a doggy bag.
Why would she have thyroid problems? Is that part of FAS or does she have a history or is it just "she's fat so its probably glandular"
trad4himSans Pareil No. 235088>>235093>>235096>>235097>>235098>>235168>>236078File (hide): 1455133164112.jpg (100.85 KB, 750x750, 12141919_844151419037322_92296…)
>>235066I actually like that Jean has particular interests without going overboard and making her appearance look obnoxious due to them (like Suzy with her tacky "spooky" shit). Jean just looks normal and cute.
Anonymous GeneDébutant No. 235093>>235088She's adorable. I would love to hang out with her.
sage for obvious OT
keksLumineux No. 235110File (hide): 1455136692468.jpg (18.89 KB, 360x272, sad.jpg)
Has this been posted yet?
Suzy's baby goth look-alike
straight-with-extra-stepsMerveilleux No. 235122>>231769WTF ARE THOSE BROWS, HOLY SITH
Looks like a 5 year old drew on her face with a black crayon.
Why does she insist on doing that shitty eye make up. It makes her look so fckn retarded
(nitpicking)Moderator No. 235124>>234595LMAOOO
I'm done
My screen is covered in coffee!!!
imSkirbeseLumineux No. 235168>>235175>>235088The more pics I see of jean the more I suspect Suzy is spoopy in order to make it easier to tell the difference between the two. Like jean would be the preppy twin and Suzy is the goth one. And also to make herself seem more special by having all these "weird" interests.
There was an anon who posted awhile ago who said they went to school with them and that jean was the more tolerable of the two. I really want to know why Suzy is so try hard aND if her sister is part of the reason.
CerbminOwner No. 235188>>235190>>235191>>235193>>235194>>235214>>235222File (hide): 1455150371819.png (22.5 KB, 542x154, THE DREADED POPULARS.png)
LaurLumineux No. 235194>>235188why does she writes so many tweets this way, so she gets ass-padded and pampered by her autistic fanbase?
Grow some balls.
LaurSans Pareil No. 235222>>235233File (hide): 1455156580232.jpg (14.68 KB, 166x303, ebony.jpg)
>>235188her personality and these damned tweets made me think of My Immortal. Suzy is totally Ebony IRL. All the boys want her and the preps totally hate her.
keksLumineux No. 235223>>235221Why the fuck would you think that winking is a good expression to do when you've drawn on your eyes with white eyeliner to make them look bigger?
She also looks uncomfortable as fuck. Like someone is holding her at gunpoint and forcing her to take this picture.
bratgasmLumineux No. 235232File (hide): 1455157543690.jpg (122.18 KB, 634x932, article-2561575-1B976E8D000005…)
>>235221Suzy in a few months honestly
novemberLumineux No. 235233File (hide): 1455157846166.jpg (29.96 KB, 450x450, laughingcheeta.jpg)
>>235221Hahaha omg. I have no words.
>>235222So true!
LaurLumineux No. 235262>>235221She literally goes to micheals every week and buys whatever is 40% or more off doesn't she?
And it seriously looks like she's trying to shape her lips with liquid lipsticks instead of a liner or with a lip brush. Why tho? You get decent precision but only if you have a decent lip shape to begin with.
ashley jankowskiDébutant No. 235264>>235268>>237176>>237540File (hide): 1455161675774.jpg (61.5 KB, 600x600, 600px-Egorap-her.jpg)
why am i attracted to this? is arin a hotter girl than suzy?
>the answer is yes
straight-with-extra-stepsLumineux No. 235270>>235277>>235280>>236136File (hide): 1455162229205.jpg (54.85 KB, 600x450, bcnGSme.jpg)
>>235268damn Jon and Arin would have been such a cute gay couple why isn't life movies?
ex-farmhandLumineux No. 235315>>235335>>235447File (hide): 1455167106358.png (675.87 KB, 745x502, RV93dwb.png)
>>235280Arin if he lost some weight would be a decent milf
Kirby_is_GNCMerveilleux No. 235337>>235335Most lets players are and will become that way.
You know what i never got? RT gets a pass despite being a failing company because Burnie seems like a cool guy.
I wonder where Geoff and the other mid life crisis will be once Gavin and all the popular ones ditch RT
Astarion_is_walledDébutant No. 235413>>235221This eyeliner, those lips, this wink, this garbage crown on her head, this eyeshadow not matching everything else, this botchy eyebrow fill-in.
…
Did I miss something?
frill thrillMerveilleux No. 235683>>235812>>235813>>235825>>235827>>235836>>235864File (hide): 1455226335917.png (792.85 KB, 727x740, screenshotsuzyred.png)
This isnt as bad as the other picture but those lips still look just awful
fujo-to-tif-piplineMerveilleux No. 235812>>235683she would look so much better if her lips actually
were that size.
But it's like dakota where you get a closer look and see the shine on the upper lip ridge and the illusion is shattered.
Ashton_WintersLumineux No. 236058>>236065>>236069>>236185>>235864Did you just change the lips and over exaggerated cat eyeliner? She's beautiful here.
I think Suzy needs the Kylie Jenner lip challenge/surgery.
kys bishitsDébutant No. 236065>>236058If the lip injections were done right, she'd look pretty close to the pic in
>>235864 mostly because her lips do have a V shape, it's just so fucking thin and with no discernible philtrum it's hard to tell.
All I can think of is the two buzzfeed girls who got injections and in truth I think the doctor didn't give either of them much in the way of injections in order to keep them 'normal' looking. All Suzy really needs to to have her top lip match/balance out her bottom lip.
AdminsCoderBoiModerator No. 236181>>236186>>236320>>236590>>236985File (hide): 1455281611018.png (49.45 KB, 693x294, sunny.png)
Ahahhahaa!
This is a joke, right?
Because, girl, you don't have the brainpower for something like this.
fujo-to-tif-piplineDébutant No. 236185>>236058>>236069 Changed the unflattering filter color. Lightened and evened out hideous clown lips, they still look drawn on but given that they are it's okay. Relaxed her crazy arched brows, slighty changed jawline so it didn't appear open still. Rid her of the uneven jewels and changed the harsh eyeliner but left some of the inner corner cause I think it helps her. Not the way she does it ofc. Hope I didnt koti-fy her too much.
I'm also happy with how it came out, though. Been wanting to see her features with some sharp eyeshadow in place of the harsh exaggerated liner, but she'll never do it herself so meitu it is.
SNOOZY LEARN HOW TO DO YOUR MAKEUP
Vegan_PrincessLumineux No. 236187>>236189>>236196>>236202>>236214>>236445File (hide): 1455282537121.jpeg (102.96 KB, 1024x768, I used to be a physicist.jpeg)
>>236178this is his life now
Anonymous GeneDébutant No. 236189>>236196>>236252File (hide): 1455282679374.jpeg (76.39 KB, 1024x579, CJMamvBUAAIyLLY.jpg large.jpeg)
>>236187for no reason at all, a photo in which Ross confirmed he had shit his pants, in public, at a meet and greet
Anonymous GeneSans Pareil No. 236252>>236266>>236189Not a meet and greet, they just happened to meet fans at a store during a con weekend. One of the steam train videos ross talks about it to barry. Holly is super sweet in the face of knowing her husband shat himself.
>>236214He's shown up in gg videos (specifically stout train last year) so he's technically a grump. The other intern guy is just… a guy. He hasn't been in vids. Kevin has his own horde of thirsty fans even though he sucks at editing and is bland as fuck.
straight-with-extra-stepsMerveilleux No. 236256>>236289>>236529>>236178easy money, fairly open schedule, more time with his daughter, and game grumps is extremely temporary, they got maybe another good 3, or 5 years (max) to still be a money making business.
after this is over he still has a career he can fall back on pretty much any time he wants to.
Stop Anorectal Violence NOWLumineux No. 236289>>236326>>236266If I recall correctlythey met up at an anime con, decided to get some food and it didn't it well with ross. He mistook a shit for a fat and… well shat himself. The pic posted I believe was him trying to find a bathroom to use because he literally had poop pants. There ended up meeting some fans and only holly knew that ross was having an emergency butt issue.
>>236256That's what I'm guessing. Not to mention if they steer their music career right they'd still have no to work with.
>>236287I'm a little afraid to watch. It'll have to wait anyway.
crabbySans Pareil No. 236318>>236346>>236293i work retail and they encourage us to do dumb shit for the holidays, my job wouldn't care really.
i dont think any CEOs are watching suzy's videos.
rottenbeardSans Pareil No. 236320>>236338File (hide): 1455307642107.gif (995.44 KB, 280x201, tumblr_m7ds2vPuqO1ram5ofo1_400…)
>>236181HAHAHAHA. I'm sorry, I'm at work, but I burst into tears laughing. Suzy is the most unfunny person on Youtube, even less so than Jenna Marbles and Pewdiepie. She has no hope of making a show as brilliant and well written as Always Sunny.
CerbminOwner No. 236325>>236287good god, her youtube channel is so fucking lazy. It's always the same thing: DIY = hot glue shit, OOTD = same 3 awkward poses at the exact same spot in her house and no other information (what's the inspiration for that look, quality of the item, anything?), her make up tutorials are pretty much the same every time just occasionally she'll use dark lipstick or something.
It's the equivalent of someone starting a baking channel and then making the exact same cake every time but one week they use cherries to decorate it and the next they'll use strawberries.
Astarion_is_walledMerveilleux No. 236346>>236373>>236326Part of the problem was that they'd long since left the restaurant and we're just hanging out and a lot of shops don't always have bathrooms for normal people. I've been in this predicament before as well, only with a sudden period and no place to put on a pad. Main reasons why cities suck somwtimes.
>>236318Yeah same. I also work at a craft store so that kind of shit would go down nicely. I can't imagine a normal job being cool with it.
Stop Anorectal Violence NOWDébutant No. 236347>>236350>>236375File (hide): 1455310015562.png (355.67 KB, 1000x800, gmgrmps.png)
I found this on tumblr.
I like it.
bratgasmLumineux No. 236350>>236347holy fuck that's spot on
I can't imagine the amount of hate they're going to get for it tho haah
weenusDébutant No. 236352>>236323same
Kevin is probably the ugliest out of all of them
Kirby_is_GNCSans Pareil No. 236373>>236401>>236346Cities are fine. You have a better chance of finding a place will a restroom, especially for period emergencies. I'd rather be in NYC than when i visit a smaller town and the nearest restroom is in the next mall miles away.
Sucks since it's a situation we've all been in, but Ross shouldn't have played that gamble card.
rottenbeardLumineux No. 236387>>236397>>236401>>236402>>236409File (hide): 1455313812979.jpg (Spoiler Image,76.2 KB, 640x640, i want to die.jpg)
weegeewifeMerveilleux No. 236401>>236373I wandered around NYC for a good half hour before finding a public restroom at Grand Central. At least in the boonies of NJ I can find a Wawa or a Quickcheck that wouldn't care if I bought something before using their bathroom.
I don't think Ross realized he'd be in that situation.
>>236387If it weren't for her gross lips, the last pic (bottom right) would actually be pretty nice had it not ended up cropped. That's the kind of face you need to pull Suzy, not your dead in the eye look you always have now.
SoapPropagandistSans Pareil No. 236411>>236414>>236988File (hide): 1455316444432.jpg (64.21 KB, 599x580, iwanttostaboctochump.jpg)
>>236403Yup! Octo has been chilling with Game grumps for a few months now and riding their dick. He has also been bothering both Holly/Ross, as well as Dodger and her fiance. He jumped onto the twitch streaming train as well. He's insufferable.
sageSans Pareil No. 236445>>236447>>236441It's one thing if you're at home, dress however the fuck you want but it's clear she can dress cutely (or at least more cutely then Snooz) like in
>>236187.
BlowjobsAreForPigsLumineux No. 236447>>236451>>236453>>236445idk who she is, but anon she looks like shit.
Her hair is shit, her outfits are shit, she's a fatass, and could really use some makeup.
Just because FASuzy is also shit, doesn't make this girl any less so. Just a different flavour.
AdminsCoderBoiModerator No. 236451>>236447Hi Suzy
Holly might dress weird, but she is a genuine and kind person who owns a bird sanctuary in her backyard and does charity work. Go back to your smelly manchild husband. I think he shat himself and needs his pants changed.
Stop Anorectal Violence NOWDébutant No. 236453>>236455>>236457>>236989File (hide): 1455326098476.gif (1.42 MB, 400x225, tumblr_n81snqiyv01sd39dco1_400…)
>>236447>her hair is shit>her outfit is shitOk, I can kind of agree with that
>she's a fatassNope. Where do you see fat? And if you knew anything about Holly, she actually has a nice personality and is a genuine person, unlike Snoozy. Also, Holly had said before she doesn't really like wearing makeup so that's up to her, now isn't it m8?
You smell like a newfag or a robot or both. Fuck off.
Stop Anorectal Violence NOWMerveilleux No. 236455>>236456>>236462>>236771File (hide): 1455326324066.jpg (45.18 KB, 559x599, bitchpls.jpg)
>>236453Sage for slight OT. I just really like Holly and admire her skills, charity work, and think Ross and her are pretty cute couple.
Now back to Snooozy. This bitch. That shirt is obnoxious and I don't understand the overhype that show gets.
It's Original Law and Order or Criminal Intent or nothing at all. Ashton_WintersDébutant No. 236457>>236458>>236471>>236453Speaking as a fan of Holly's, I think she'd look way better with darker hair and maybe have it a bit longer. her outfits aren't the best but….>>228291
fat definitely isn't something she is.
I probably wouldn't be so harsh on Suzy if she acted natural and seemed genuinely kind.
landmine-himeMerveilleux No. 236463>>236472>>236649>>236462sage 4 ot but meloni left the show a while ago, they never dated
not even sure what the shirt means tbh
BlowjobsAreForPigsSans Pareil No. 236466>>236468>>236473>>236543File (hide): 1455329337399.png (1.02 MB, 917x539, That's okay you keep being laz…)
its givingSans Pareil No. 236471>>236602File (hide): 1455329949729.jpg (46.75 KB, 600x576, Holly-conrad-.jpg)
>>236457>>236458Agreed. She looks much better with brown or dark red hair.
kakaSans Pareil No. 236535>>236543File (hide): 1455338612877.jpg (99.79 KB, 640x640, 11357631_482477825248033_96875…)
>>236414this is a family photo of Holly as a child
I'd like for you to guess which one is her
Ashton_WintersMerveilleux No. 236543>>236611>>236699>>236990>>236535That's really OT. fuck off.
>>236466This is literal trash. I wonder how much she's charging for them?
weenusLumineux No. 236600>>236590oh my fucking god I didn't even notice that
my sides
NullDébutant No. 236602>>236699File (hide): 1455354126598.jpg (251.68 KB, 1920x1080, images.duckduckgo.com.jpg)
>>236471She looks like Alison Scagliotti in Warehouse 13
pic related
Depressed_In_BucharestSans Pareil No. 236649>>236463iirc, they were ~the best~ partners in fandom opinion. also in the episodes since meloni left, it's become the "oliva benson torture porn hour!" imo.
sage 4 ot.
all whores will dieDébutant No. 236699>>236701>>236800>>236802>>236862>>236993File (hide): 1455381632457.png (424.76 KB, 915x568, Ninja Sex Party (@ninjasexpart…)
>>236602Damn.
>>236543>That's really OT. fuck off. Sorry M8 this is a Suzy and GG thread. If you roll with them you are on the chopping block. Go circle jerk somewhere else.
In GG related news NSP has the track list for there next CD. My money is rock with you is going to suck….like most of this album.
novemberLumineux No. 236771>>236455>relationship goals>he's always married>and when he's seperated shes off being an eco terrorist>he ends up knocking up his wife again>and then leaves the showGranted the chemistry is great between them, but that is only a goal if you need a damn good friend. Which Suzy does need but she'll never get on because she's a fake bitch.
I always preferred munch.
WhiteGlovianDébutant No. 236800>>236802>>236815>>236835>>237174>>237200>>236699Fuck, Wish You Were Here is one of my favorite songs and I bet Dan is going to ruin it with his horrible echoey layered vocals. He's not a terrible singer I just don't think his voice is anything special.
You can listen to little snippets of each song on the amazon page [
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01BF1BWTA?ie=UTF8&Version=1&
entries=0] and they sound really uninspired. Like, just a cut-and-paste cover of each track.
Regards.Lumineux No. 236802>>236836>>236699I can't wait to hear Take On Me. That high note in the chorus.
>>236800was just about to post the same link. And I totally agree. All the snippets sound like everything else they've done. It's just so samey and boring. Whether he's singing a joke song about dicks or a sad song - he/they always sounds the same.
Anonymous GeneSans Pareil No. 236815>>236819>>236800I just skipped through the clips but why is there an echo effect on EVERY SINGLE SONG.
This sounds like someone recorded himself playing Singstar and I can't tell if it's because of horrible production or just Dans super uninspired voice
Anonymous GeneMerveilleux No. 236819>>236815dans very adamant that he doesnt use an echo effect, and honestly it doesnt sound like he does. because the layering of it sounds really off. like an actual program would make the echo sound better, its just him layering his own voice over and over.
yeah it doesnt sound great. he's not the best singer ever, but that effect is just really tiring to listen to after a few songs.
fujo-to-tif-piplineLumineux No. 236834>>236806Holly is part of the larger clusterfuck of failure that is the Game Grumps youtube channel
rather than going "lol look at this new outfit of the day video, Suzy is trying so hard to be gofick, isn't her twin Jean cuter?" every fucking time she releases one, I think we're allowed to talk shit about how fucked up and weird Suzy's "friends" are, even if they're friends of convenience like Holly obviously is
AdminsCoderBoiModerator No. 236835>>236800>his horrible echoey layered vocalsas far as I know, I don't think the fucker is capable of recording vocals unless there's chorus and reverb cranked up to 9 in his effects loop
not sure how much of that is Dan's preference or Brian's shitty production
Skelly-ArmLumineux No. 236841File (hide): 1455393508401.jpg (10.9 KB, 220x229, nigs.jpg)
>>236840Just realized I used "at this point" twice in one sentence.. Fuck. My point still stands.
straight-with-extra-stepsDébutant No. 236846>>236848>>236871File (hide): 1455394705768.jpg (48.21 KB, 381x604, jean what r u doing.jpg)
Alright, whoever the next OP is should keep in mind that it's Grump Team General now when this Suzy thread dies.
its givingLumineux No. 236862>>236880>>237093File (hide): 1455397908978.png (7.38 KB, 426x304, srs.png)
>>236699Jesus just listened to the samples and man that is trash. I really hope people aren't going to pay real money for glorified karaoke.
SoapPropagandistDébutant No. 236864>>236897>>237022>>237057File (hide): 1455398361383.png (103.58 KB, 480x800, Screenshot_2016-02-13-16-14-25…)
Someone is so mad on tumblr. Kek
WhiteGlovianMerveilleux No. 236897>>236898>>236864I just LOVE the last one.
Trying to solid his opinion and trying desperately not to
hurt Snoozys feelings - he/she just does the opposite with this defensive answer…
kakaMerveilleux No. 236898>>236897…also
he/she/hers/it/ixit/brony whatever pronouns these tumblr folks use these days, pick one.
pooty pooty tang tangMerveilleux No. 236988>>237013>>237020>>236411i like holly's personality but damn she's ugly and looks like a dude.
why is everyone in gg except ross so fucking ugly? i mean even jon looked better
Astarion_is_walledMerveilleux No. 236990>>237035>>236543hello holly whiteknight, this is a GG thread.
we're free to shit on all GG members
LaurDébutant No. 236995>>236842GG became shit since Jon left.
honestly, all this drama wouldnt have happen if he was still here.
the episodes arent funny, they're all cringe-worthy and the fandom is even more cancerous than before
Anonymous GeneSans Pareil No. 237020>>237035>>237044File (hide): 1455409877212.jpg (170.83 KB, 640x640, IMG_1313.JPG)
>>236988Holly just looks average to me but makes herself look worse by refusing to use makeup. She could just use an under-eye concealer/highlight, some simple, slightly winged liner to open up her close together eyes, and blush. Pic related, put Holly through some shitty makeup app to simulate how basic makeup could help her face.
I guess most of them are ugly because someone really hot would usually be off doing better things and associating with different people. When you're ugly it's easy to resign yourself to a group of awkward losers.
pooty pooty tang tangSans Pareil No. 237044>>237020she looks average here.
too bad she never wears makeup.
she'd look pretty with this kind of makeup + a wig (her hair makes her look like a kid)
weegeewifeLumineux No. 237057>>237041>>237042If you read
>>236864 Holly says herself she isn't a grump. So she's not on topic with this thread. If you want to discuss her, go make a thread about her.
SoapPropagandistDébutant No. 237083>>237088>>237089>>237124>>237136>>237035I'd like to point out Spazkid and Shadman were discussed also and they aren't 'Grumps'. But they're still semi-OT considering they all hang out and suck eachother's dicks.
Discussing Holly briefly is not OT.
its givingDébutant No. 237088>>237083>>237087Anyone who's a guest at some point is fair game, provided they are actually lulzy. Holly isn't, just a bit unfortunate looking in the way a lot of white girls are but not horrible, and unlike Suzy has an actually personality and is a genuine person. You can shit on Holly for looking average, but she isn't lulzy. Most of the GG guests aren't really.
Kevin's GF was discussed mostly because she has the same tryhard look as Suzy, and speculation on all of the non-married members love lives come up because we're an image board that has mostly females and we like knowing about this shit, let's be real.
Submas Goes In The Image FieldDébutant No. 237089>>237083Adding to this, if it is about a personal admiration for Holly I'd like to point out the negative posts have been pretty mild compared to everything on here. Excluding the baiters/bonelords calling her fat.
If anything, this is just making everyone bring Holly up more.
novemberMerveilleux No. 237093>>237100>>237171File (hide): 1455420026851.png (7.52 KB, 1299x107, shits gold.png)
>>236862the last Starbomb album reached #4 on the Billboard rap chart
the last Ninja Sex Party album reached #1 on the comedy chart, #21 for total album sales the week of its release
Stop Anorectal Violence NOWDébutant No. 237124>>237136>>237083>>237079She's still included here so stop being so offended, whiteknight.
Heck, people have talked about octopus and zach in this thread too
NullMerveilleux No. 237127>>237137File (hide): 1455427273453.png (244 KB, 600x600, tumblr_o2htb42AMu1sntjsso1_128…)
>[Joke] Arin reveals cover for new rap album
how is this funny?
AdminsCoderBoiModerator No. 237134>>237157>>237162File (hide): 1455427423450.jpg (604.02 KB, 724x900, game_grumps__holly_and_ross_go…)
Depressed_In_BucharestDébutant No. 237136>>237124Oops.
>>237083 Here. That's my fuck up. I mean the first OT as on topic and second OT as off topic. I should've spelled it out.
**Discussing Holly briefly is not off topic.
AdminsCoderBoiModerator No. 237159>>237162>>237421File (hide): 1455431416514.jpg (570.8 KB, 609x899, kittykatgaming_mort3mer_and_co…)
she gives Holly such big tits
manmoder shoulderhonDébutant No. 237160>>237421File (hide): 1455431448671.jpg (540.69 KB, 900x668, mortem3r__kittykatgaming_by_ki…)
CerbminOwner No. 237163>>237168>>237422File (hide): 1455431605529.jpg (Spoiler Image,12.63 KB, 328x314, trigger warning trypophobia.jp…)
>>237158Snoozy's tattoo looks like HOLES
I'm
TRIGGERED Vegan_PrincessDébutant No. 237164>>237162it's painstakingly elaborate moe shit
yeah, it's cute, and well crafted, but hackneyed as fuck
novemberLumineux No. 237172>>237171fucking Rachel Bloom was on their first album
I wonder how that happened
BlowjobsAreForPigsSans Pareil No. 237200>>236800what the fuck is up with the drum beat in "Take On Me?" I don't like Brian's choice of synth sounds either
"Everybody Wants to Rule the World" is passable. Dan's vocals match Tears for Fears pretty well, and Brian's arrangement has the proper mid 80s nostalgic sound
"Subdivisions": it's pretty much only possible to improve on Geddy Lee's vocals performance. Whoever is playing drums on the track is definitely no Neil Peart, though, fuck.
Instrumentation on Misunderstanding is alright, but basically just an imitation of the Genesis arrangement. That's how "Subdivisions" and "Everybody" were too, but I feel like Brian really nailed it on "Everybody," whereas the others were glib facsimiles. Dan's vocals here do not draw praise in comparison to Phil Collins's.
Competently funky backing track for "Rock With You." It lacks the disco slickness of the original, and that's a good thing. Dan's vocals are like the smooth jazz version for an easy listening radio station.
I'm not familiar at all with "Madrigal." seems to be a Rush track. The backing track reminds me of an album I found of Joy Division songs arranged to be baby lullabies.
"The Burning Down": more prog dad rock. Not much else to say.
"Jump": oh god, Dan's layered vocals sound particularly ridiculous here. like a soggy limp dick compared to the raging hardon of David Lee Roth. This is the lead synth sound Brian uses on almost every Ninja Sex Party song.
"We Close Our Eyes": the Oingo Boingo original had the same kind of arrangement that Brian nailed on "Everybody." this version is a little funkier. one time where there's an attempt at variation and it doesn't really work. lacks energy, the tempo's been slowed down.
"The Last Unicorn": like the song was written for Dan and Brian. the synth arrangement, the vocals, everything lines up. when the dick joke song market collapses, maybe NSP can switch to writing songs about King Arthur and shit.
"Wish You Were Here": sample clip is instrumental only. sounds pretty good. I hope to god Danny's vocals aren't the layered crap he does on literally every other song he's ever recorded. they simply will not work on a song this sparse.
overall, eh. nostalgic 80s dadrock and pop. mostly tries to recreate the original artist's take, with bland results. the cliche "tired and uninspired" comes to mind. Danny needs to learn when not to use his double or triple or googolplex tracking. yeah he can harmonize very well, but it's just not appropriate for every song.
weenusSans Pareil No. 237301>>237343>>237383>>237387File (hide): 1455468790985.png (1.07 MB, 1079x1515, Screenshot_2016-02-14-17-51-29…)
Regards.Sans Pareil No. 237302>>237357>>237362File (hide): 1455468816234.png (1.03 MB, 1077x1617, Screenshot_2016-02-14-17-51-48…)
Stop Anorectal Violence NOWDébutant No. 237343>>237345>>237301Suzy looks pretty decent here. I may be biased due to recent atrocities like
>>235221 though.
AutismSpeaksModerator No. 237388>>237365+1 to this
she could make a cool outfit but she still can't fix that ugly ass hair of hers
rottenbeardMerveilleux No. 237400>>237408>>237409>>237525>>237373the good ol days where saying nigger and faggot got you laughs.
in other news, holly is fucking hideous
https://www.instagram.com/p/BByLJI1IIPj/ Mutiliated MenSans Pareil No. 237408>>237426>>237400i really enjoy holly as a person, but she's so ugly
it's mostly her hair that does it for me tbh
like it looks fried and the dye job is always awful since he does it herself
if she just grew out her fucking bowl cut ass bangs and dyed it a normal colour her face wouldn't look as busted
crabbySans Pareil No. 237409>>237400That looks nothing like my mental image of her. It's like night and day.
>>237405I feel like he's a cool guy (albeit not very well read), but people seem to disagree. I honestly don't get it. I'm open for any explanations though.
fuck_fujoshitsLumineux No. 237421File (hide): 1455498054534.jpg (82.27 KB, 449x640, tumblr_nie4qrkPvj1snqnydo1_500…)
>>237159>>237160>>237158This is some kawaii ugu Gravitation anime style bullshit art.
Except the artist for Gravitation is actually talented with their manga stuff. The megamixes are still my guilty pleasure. sageDébutant No. 237428>>237430>>237438>>237527>>237426HoC was also staged for drama, but i agree, everybody on that show was fucking annoying
i think she's mellowed out since then
her hipster stuff is annoying at times still, but overall, i don't find her so bad?
like, i really appreciate how she educates people about birds and rescues them, etc
out of all the grumps and those affiliated, her and ross are the least terrible
i feel bad for ross, a year ago the running joke on grumps was how awful and terrible he is.
lately i haven't hardly seen him on grump related anything
manmoder shoulderhonLumineux No. 237430>>237431>>237428Well that one girl who friend zoned her roomie and suckered him into making her props was worse.
The only one I liked was Jesse.
fujo-to-tif-piplineLumineux No. 237431>>237437>>237462>>237468>>237430i don't remember any of their names, sorry anon
on the show, holly was really high strung
but on it she even talked about how cosplaying is for everyone, which i support even if i'm too ugly to make good costumes
her crafting skills are so good, i wish she'd get back into making shit instead of playing ukulele and making lets play like the rest of youtube imho
weegeewifeMerveilleux No. 237437>>237431Jesse was the steampunk guy with the facial hair.
Becky was the one who friend zoned her male roomate and somehow rang him into doing some dumb Wreck It Ralph costume, the roomate built a car for her or whatever and then it fell apart during shipping, I think.
landmine-himeMerveilleux No. 237438>>237477>>237428>and rescues them, etcout of all the grumps and those affiliated, her and ross are the least terrible
What about Barry? He seems innocent enough.
weenusLumineux No. 237468>>237477File (hide): 1455504304823.gif (1.63 MB, 400x225, blathers.gif)
>>237431Same. Her crafting skills are really nice. I hate her bird song ukulele crap, but i do appreciate her educating people on birds and her bird rescue charities. Her Blathers costume is so freakin cute though.
AdminsCoderBoiModerator No. 237477>>237438yep, barry is another one out of them all i don't mind
i forgot to mention him since i was talking about holly, but he's mellow enough and hasn't made any crude jokes just for le laughs. also, his editing was good as hell for an internet show
>>237462i think kati's bland, but she is nice
>>237468her singing is terrible, but she's taught me a lot about birds i didn't know
all whores will dieMerveilleux No. 237527>>237540File (hide): 1455515911979.png (84.75 KB, 589x566, holly.png)
>>237428>her hipster stuff is annoying at times still, but overall, i don't find her so bad?literally reddit: the cosplayer
AdminsCoderBoiModerator No. 237539>>237596File (hide): 1455518774373.jpeg (67.21 KB, 640x433, image.jpeg)
ok suzy
Skelly-ArmMerveilleux No. 237540>>237546>>237527>redditdid you mean tumblr?
>>235264If you told me these were someone's pictures from the 90's, I would believe you. He actually looks weirdly good compared to his normal slob self.
fuck_fujoshitsSans Pareil No. 237546File (hide): 1455522160023.png (212.1 KB, 586x618, literally reddit.png)
>>237540no I meant reddit
see also: her Rocket Raccoon cosplay
Stop Anorectal Violence NOWDébutant No. 237575>>237593>>237605>>237699>>237846File (hide): 1455525460918.png (1.58 MB, 1079x1356, Screenshot_2016-02-15-09-34-34…)
>>237389I know it's kinda stupid to care but Kevin isn't single, why is he on an episode called Single Train?
Is Dan really the only one of the grumps who's single atm?
that's kind of sad novemberDébutant No. 237585>>237612>>237702>>237846File (hide): 1455525886468.png (1.51 MB, 1080x1239, Screenshot_2016-02-15-09-42-07…)
sageLumineux No. 237592>>237597>>237893File (hide): 1455526104287.png (1.22 MB, 1080x1260, Screenshot_2016-02-15-09-42-53…)
I feel like this is what you see before you go to hell
NullLumineux No. 237605>>237619>>237575The recording was at least two days before he ended up with his new girlfriend. I hope it works out for him. As are as single members go, well, there's still Barry…maybe.
I know Dan goes on about how he's fine with being single and all that, but I can't help but to think that sometimes he gets bummed out because of it.
trad4himSans Pareil No. 237727>>237751>>237757>>237814File (hide): 1455564318199.jpg (130.5 KB, 1000x500, bgf.jpg)
>>237619No he is not.
But I love the fact that he and his girlfriend are the only ones who understand how to keep private stuff PRIVATE online.
(…ok including Dan)
sageSans Pareil No. 237757>>237760>>237790>>237727you're talking as if having a boyfriend or girlfriend needs to be kept a secret? is it really surprising to you that people who spend their careers talking about their every day lives might mention the person they are with?
like how fuckin lonely are you?
weegeewifeDébutant No. 237762>>237766>>237848File (hide): 1455569641640.png (705.66 KB, 1115x744, creepyasfuck.png)
what… what the actual fuck is this photo Suzy?
pooty pooty tang tangSans Pareil No. 237776>>237787>>237769Maybe you care if you want to have a serious job outside youtube, and you don't want to be associated with dumb shit on the internet.
Even if it's not true, it can influence on how employers think of you.
This affects not only you but also your family members as well.
imSkirbeseDébutant No. 237777>>237792>>237801>>237805>>237811File (hide): 1455570728154.jpg (146.25 KB, 1437x1057, IMG_20160215_161128.jpg)
So I guess she finally got the memo with regards to her lighting issue.
weegeewifeSans Pareil No. 237787>>237790>>237791>>237793>>237776unless your channel is about murdering people chances are future employers wont give a shit about what you used to do on your youtube
Especially if your youtube was fucking insanely popular and did nothing but be a profitable business.
crabbyMerveilleux No. 237790>>237757>>237787I gotta agree. You sacrifice your privacy once you gain a "following", it becomes near impossible to keep anything secret which does suck dick.
Besides, I can't be the only one curious to what Barry's elusive girlfriend looks like? I can't help it, ya it's nosey, but whatever I'm just curious.
kakaDébutant No. 237791>>237793>>237787I don't think so.
My evenly unfamous friends told me, they didn't want me to post photos of them partying, because they were applying for new jobs.
Employers do look for you on the internet, it's a common thing.
Astarion_is_walledMerveilleux No. 237793>>237797>>237787if anything you can use your insanely popular youtube channel and e-fame to get your feet in doorways you wouldn't have been able to before.
>>237791 Probably because you were going to post them on Facebook under their real names on their non private account.
Also partying is not the same to an employer as running a hugely successful internet franchise.
imSkirbeseMerveilleux No. 237797>>237793I just wanted to point out that there is something like internet-reputation, and it can catches up to regarding your future life non-online or else…
I don't want to start a huge discussion bout this here, back to Snoozy ….
imSkirbeseDébutant No. 237801>>237777Yes, back to Snoozoo
Lighting's still flat as fuck, drab as hell. Maybe a bit brighter and actually white-balanced, but still far from decent. Did she have some help with the old, good lighting setup, I wonder?
AdminsCoderBoiModerator No. 237805>>237807>>237822>>237777She's talking about how she's afraid of getting lip injections, because somehow this could turn into cancer?
Whut?
Anonymous GeneMerveilleux No. 237807>>237805porky the pig here thought pepsi gave her mom cancer, apparently
but she still eats like a slob, but, inb4 MUH CANCER
Regards.Sans Pareil No. 237819>>237821>>237823>>237824>>237825>>237826>>237829>>237833>>237850>>237861>>237982>>238073File (hide): 1455577702718.jpg (489.71 KB, 3600x2700, kek.jpg)
Anons, I really like you, so I made this,
please enjoy ♥
BlowjobsAreForPigsMerveilleux No. 237846>>237575>>237585Kevin is gross but at least him and his gf dressed up.
Suzy and Arin so fucking BORING.
>>237585 frill thrillMerveilleux No. 237881>>237884>>238153File (hide): 1455591951060.png (946.47 KB, 916x594, 4567890.png)
my guess is that holly read this or someone in general talking about how she looks?
while i get the sentiment, reading this made me cringe so hard.
lmao tweethearts is okay if someone is hitler!! they only insecure n demselfs ((: <3
(nitpicking)Moderator No. 237982>>237990>>237994>>238009>>238014>>238037>>238057>>238074>>238123File (hide): 1455629621449.png (1.97 MB, 697x1675, Bigduze.png)
>>237819How many years does it take for Suzy to bury her neck in chin? Just two.
The images on the left are from the debut episode of Table Flip, whereas the images on the right are from Win, Lose, Banana.
Not only does she now have a massive double chin, extremely chubby cheeks and squinty pig-like eyes, but she's lost any definition that she used to have; images on the left showcase a jawline and pointed chin that are utterly lost from the images on the right. Everything just blends together now, you can't tell where the jawline starts and when her neck begins - everything under her lips inflates like a bullfrog.
Imagine what the next two years are going to look like… Gain Grumps indeed…
Skelly-ArmLumineux No. 237990File (hide): 1455632882576.gif (929.68 KB, 500x270, tumblr_m5utlnzstx1r91zw0o1_500…)
>>237982That's so sad to look at…
BlowjobsAreForPigsSans Pareil No. 238014File (hide): 1455639544827.jpg (49.86 KB, 599x451, 1334623629327.jpg)
>>237982oh my god
This is so genuinely distressing though? How…how do you get so fat in such a short time. And it's so noticeable!
Ahhh now I am thinking about myself getting that fat, Suzy for the love of god show us that it's not too late for you!
Regards.Merveilleux No. 238020>>238023>>238027>>238032>>238114File (hide): 1455640966575.gif (616.07 KB, 500x336, eyerollgif.gif)
>>238015excuses, excuses and more ham excuses.
Watch what you eat and work out. You will lose weight.
CerbminOwner No. 238023>>238031>>238033>>238114>>238139>>238020IIRC, thyroid conditions at MOST contribute a ten lb weight gain.
Hell, I have a friend with a complete thyroidectomy and she's skinny as can be.
fuck_fujoshitsDébutant No. 238030>>238079>>238027Yeah this I was just thinking that. The only reason she's getting shit about her looks is because she isn't 40 with kids. I'd say she just a "trophy" wife but let's not kid ourselves.
Does she not have female friends? Besides her sister, to basically just help her with her makeup or to fucking exercise
BlowjobsAreForPigsSans Pareil No. 238031>>238057>>238023And Suzy has not gained as much weight as you all think she has. She's gained a little more than ten pounds but you all are acting like she packs on 50 pounds every single day. At most I'd say she's gained about 20-25 pounds over the past two years which, while not the most healthy thing, is not nearly as catastrophic as you all are making it out to be.
I don't like her either but at least be fucking realistic about how you criticize her. Otherwise, what's even the point?
Skelly-ArmDébutant No. 238037>>238081File (hide): 1455642275497.jpg (793.82 KB, 1153x856, suze.jpg)
>>237982Holy shit, even back then I thought Suzy was pretty gross and unfortunate-looking, but here she actually looks fucking cute in comparison. Especially in the 4th before picture.
Look at the gullet on it! She's less goose now and more pelican.
Vegan_PrincessSans Pareil No. 238050>>238070>>238077File (hide): 1455643891811.jpg (85.56 KB, 1038x1094, IMG_20160216_123027.jpg)
>"MMMmMmMm ARIN LET'S ORDER CUPCAKES FROM AMAZON AGAIN!!"
Astarion_is_walledDébutant No. 238057>>23803110 lbs loss or gain is when it's noticable and frankly her gaining weight has been noticiable for awhile; I'd have to check but it wasn't long after she got married that her slow gain became apparent from video to video. It was only about a year ago that the thyroid thing came to light and she was pretty chub then. I'd say in
>>237982 her gain is at least 30 lbs overall, and that's being a bit generous on the lower side. Your face does not round out like that with just 10 lbs. The way she complains about "not looking like she used to" reminds me of how I feel when I look at some of my old clothes when I was much slimmer and wonder why I thought I was fat at the time.
The problem with Suzy is that she doesn't really try, like everything else in her life. She says she's trying to lose weight, but then she goes and impulse buys 30 cupcakes and posts on insta about her frappacino that is topped with whipped cream. She's likely one f those people who think that because she had mostly healthy meals throughout the day that she can cheat and pig out on sweets regardless.
ALSO lol on her thoughts about lip injections and cancer. You can get cancer from all that make up you're using too Suzy.
Kirby_is_GNCSans Pareil No. 238074>>238082>>237982Wow, I didn't think it got so bad? I do think that weird choker she's wearing is exagerating it a little bit, but you can't deny the puffy cheeks and that she has clearly gained weight in her face.
>>238015 I really do think a lot of it has to be bloating or something. Her chubbiness doesn't look THIS BAD in any other video/ full body picture.
Ashton_WintersDébutant No. 238075>>238076>>238107>>238114>>238015Sorry for OT, but is this true?
>Since bipolar and thyroid diseases are closely linkedI've never heard of this before.
trad4himLumineux No. 238076>>238075I think there's an insta post where she says she has bipolar and she's talked about anxiety in an old video.
From what I can tell from a quick google search is that sometimes bipolar can be misdiagnosed when it's hyperthyroidism, since the latter also has mood swings as a symptom. She's been on meds for anxiety, I'm not sure why she can't afford meds for her thyroid since treating that may deal with her mood as a result.
She also probably is severely deficient in vitamin D which can be linked to mood.
rottenbeardSans Pareil No. 238114>>238020I'm not giving her excuses, I'm saying in her head she probably doesn't CARE right now. One day when her head isn't so foggy from the meds she will care and it will devastate her.
>>238023Yes the thyroid condition itself would amount to a 10-15 lb weight gain, but you're not considering the other factors such as how self-indulgent she is and some thyroid disorders make the body crave carbs and sugar but process them badly so her giving in to these urges is increasing her weight gain and ruining her intestines most likely.
>>238075Thyroid conditions can be linked to a lot of problems with your body. Frequent yeast infections, leaky gut syndrome, and bipolar disorder to name a few. It all depends on what exactly is wrong. Lithium is a treatment for bipolar and has been linked to hypothyroidism. There have even been studies on treating bipolar with thyroid hormones, though there are more risks.
>>238088She could be. I wouldn't be surprised seeing as according to a tweet posted in an earlier thread her medications for her thyroid were expensive when to my knowledge it shouldn't be. I could be wrong on this one since I don't know about her insurance policy or anything, but if her condition is as severe as she's made it out to be then most insurances would cover some if not most of the cost of medication.
imSkirbeseDébutant No. 238148>>238152>>238139Duh, I know. My point is she has no thyroid and didn't blow up with her meds and after surgery. She also bikes a lot and is active, that's why.
>>238141I get what you're saying, but those kind of endocrine disorders aren't the norm. Most people just have regular hypothyroidism. The ten pound weight gain is associated with typical hypo.
ex-farmhandDébutant No. 238152>>238164>>238148>My point is she has no thyroid and didn't blow up with her meds and after surgery.Yes. Because the meds they have her on now, and she has presumably been on since the day of her operation (Hence no post operation weight gain, they stick you straight on it) are synthetic thyroid hormone. Your friend having no thyroid means literally nothing if she's medicated for it, which she is or she'd be dead. She is exactly the same as a person with a fully functioning thyroid.
My point is that bringing up someone medicated to compare to someone unmedicated is exactly the same as bringing up someone completely healthy.
>The ten pound weight gain is associated with typical hypo.No it isn't. There is no static figure a physician will suddenly start considering hypothyroidism at. There is no number. The symptom is just "Weight gain" - there is no bottom limit or upper ceiling.
And clearly Susie is either lying or has something more complicated than regular thyroid problems.
trollcowLumineux No. 238153>>238156>>238160>>237881(sorry for OT carry on tho)
to be fair to Holly her parents are total shitheads. Her mother is a drug addict and was abusive and rude and would beg Holly for money for drugs and she even passed out at her own wedding. The only person she actually cares about is her grandpa who she pays to keep in an elderly home, she uses her channel's money to pay the rent fee.
So it's likely that her family is more to affect her.
(I read all this on her tumblr btw)
bratgasmLumineux No. 238160>>238162>>238156that's why i enjoy holly because unlike suzy, she has a legitimate reason for being self conscious due to abusive as fuck parents
>>238153do you have a link to about the wedding thing?
i remember in one stream she talked about her mom being disabled and constantly working her and forcing her to do literally everything
ex-farmhandLumineux No. 238162>>238188>>238190>>238270>>238160http://commanderholly.tumblr.com/tagged/personalshe mentions her mother in several posts
but the wedding in particular was this one
http://commanderholly.tumblr.com/post/134218835592/sometimes-going-about-the-day-is-hard-i-know-youIt's really sad tbh. I resonate a lot with Holly's personal posts because it's a similar theme to mine, minus the drug abuse and such.
sageLumineux No. 238188>>238203>>238208>>238162That totally explains a lot of things about Holly. She comes off as being an insecure person sometimes, and it seems it would be from not having a stable family.
And then we have Suzy who has pretty normal and supportive parents (at least none of her family passed out at her and Arin's wedding right?) and says they were abusive to her because they didn't believe in her dream to be a model. Ugh, Suzy is all the tumblr tryhards who really want to be OPPRESSED and shit when they are normal white kids from the suburbs.
>>238187Jon has a background in musical theater.
Submas Goes In The Image FieldDébutant No. 238190>>238162It sounds more like it was her step-mom that was the one that passed out as her wedding. Her mom certainly wasn't that great of a woman either, but at least I'm pretty sure Holly's parents were divorced by the time Holly and Ross got married.
Holly's mom was the one that abandoned her cat Pumpkin when she and her boyfriend moved, and that was continually trying to guilt her into doing things she didn't want to do (like take the cat). According to Ross, Holly's mom died (probably due to complications of her MS) in the middle of 2015, so at least Holly doesn't have to put up with that shite anymore.
trad4himMerveilleux No. 238200>>238187Wow, I mean I had an idea he could somewhat sing, but this was pretty good!
on a side note, i always find it funny how Jon takes a small ice age to upload content* but it almost always has 1 million+ views but GG struggles to do that with more subs
*(honestly, he can take as long as he likes, at least his material is still funny)
fujo-to-tif-piplineLumineux No. 238208>>238211>>238188Yup. Suzy is literally the typical spoiled shit you'd see posting on tumblr because their parents don't understand their otherkin self. I hate Suzy.
Holly is really relatable to a lot of people because she is genuine. Her coming from a abusive past seems obvious with her willingly to be so kind and accepting to others. I like her a lot honestly. She isn't a tryhard like Suzy.
its givingDébutant No. 238271>>238597>>238602>>238187lol the chorus is way out of his register
hopefully this won't be one of those things he gets embarrassed by later and takes down
ashley jankowskiLumineux No. 238304>>238394>>238226I kind of feel like Suzy is such a tryhard because she got so lost in her family. She's a twin, which can cause them to be polar opposites in an effort to stand out, and she's the sort-of-middle of a lot of siblings. Suzy is pretty much middle child syndrome.
Which is probably why being a model was so important to her; it was a way for her to stand out and have value in herself/her appearance. I can't comment on whether her mother's remark was abusive because it needs a lot of context. Was this one time but usually she's supportive on other ambitions? Or is she generally an abusive person who puts down her daughter and most likely has preference (with so many kids, and a twin no less, probably likely) so Suzy gets pushed aside and so Suzy tries harder to be ~unique?
Is Suzy model material? No…. not really. But with the boom of the internet and more people being able to break through the business that way, I'm sure she could have managed if she stayed more online and less offline. The offline modelling world is harsh shit. But on the internet there's a niche for everyone.
Anonymous GeneLumineux No. 238403>>238600File (hide): 1455724610570.jpg (67.33 KB, 540x720, 248595_10150258731695358_44162…)
She's such a classic weeb, it's great.
all whores will dieMerveilleux No. 238437>>238460>>238394We don't know if that comment was a one time thing in which case no, it's not abusive. But what if that's all she heard? None of us know if Suzy was so desperate to stand out from her twin and all her siblings that she wanted to be a model so badly and her mother probably couldn't care less. That anon that said they knew them in high school said that even then Jean was the more popular one. It was their dad that took pictures of the girls in their outfits.
What I'm saying is that this one time instance doesn't give context to the overall attitude her mother had towards her. This doesn't excuse her bad actions and shitty character but I wouldn't be surprised if Suzy was the boring dull middle child and she tries to stand out more than everyone else.
Also let's be real she moved out real quick to be with Arin and even when she dated someone else she went back to him. Typical behaviour of someone desperate to leave their home.
AutismSpeaksModerator No. 238452>>238455>>238457>>238226Isn't this post almost a decade old? I'm all for finding dirt on Snoozy but I feel like this is hardly relevant and I doubt she thinks like this anymore.
Same goes for digging up dirt on her teenage weeaboo shit from 10+ years ago. Like any of us were better back then
imSkirbeseSans Pareil No. 238460>>238471>>238437While all that is true, she is a twin and in all likelihood jean would have suffered through similar things as well, if it was a case if their parents constantly putting them down. Granted jean does seem to have more realistic goals (finished college with a useful science related degree), but jean was trying the modeling thing with suzy, tho I don't know if that's because Suzy wasn't allowed to by herself, or if Suzy was using her sister since twins can be a marketing point. They could have been in double mint gum commercials lol.
The main thing is that Suzy seems to have an on going relationship with her parents and no such abuse has come up since those old posts, unless they are that stupid to think Suzy is a success on youtube…
weegeewifeDébutant No. 238471>>238592>>238460Probably a combo of reasons; having someone you trust with you makes the process more fun and easier, being a twin also helps because twins are special in that way, etc etc. We do mention a lot that Suzy doesn't really have friends outside of work related spaces, and I'm sure that was even more true back then.
Alternate universe where Suzy and Jean are this generation's Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.
No, I agree, we don't hear about it much, but just because we don't hear about it doesn't mean it hasn't happened.
shrugsSuzy acts so goff and spooky n shit, does she even listen to the music? I mean, it's not a prerequisite (cough), but usually they are tied together. I thought she listens to random electronica stuff. Idk, her and Bunny are just tumblr goffs, she wouldn't be anywhere without her overpriced high-name alternative brands. Most people of the alternative subculture know how expensive shit is (and here is where I weep for my wallet, damn you Attitude Holland), so they DIY. I've never seen her do the ripped tights or the mesh top from fishnets, the safety pins, or anything.
elfearsMerveilleux No. 238521>>238522>>238529>>238535>>238539>>238541>>238542>>238578File (hide): 1455741941775.png (1001.57 KB, 744x735, suzyhasdamoney.png)
So apparently people in Suzys instagram comments are super pissed that she has money enough to buy 100 dollars super fucking ugly sunglasses
Mutiliated MenSans Pareil No. 238528>>238522they are
http://h0les.com/ sunglasses… depending on what kind you pick they charge between 70 to 100 dollars
weenusDébutant No. 238529>>238521this bitch takes middle aged mom tier selfies man.
what are angles suzy?
NullDébutant No. 238542>>238544>>238545>>238546>>238549>>238550>>238551>>238582>>238596>>238643File (hide): 1455744468512.jpeg (142.62 KB, 640x703, image.jpeg)
>>238521Went to go look at the comments and lmao
trollcowMerveilleux No. 238546>>238542>assumptions makes an ass out of your selfIt sounds like she was trying the "to assume makes and ass out of u and me" thing and horribly butchered it.
Also, why wouldn't she specify that the company sent them to her? They probably wanted promotion in the first place. Either she's lying or she wanted to show off her new expensive toy.
manmoder shoulderhonLumineux No. 238550>>238542This is the most out-of-touch thing I've ever read. Has Suzy really become so blinded by her short time of fame on the internet? Does she not remember what it was like to be a poor collage student who was literally on the verge of dying, with a poor boyfriend who couldn't find work?
>Why not enjoy your life and buy what you want?Why not make responsible financial decisions instead of doing shit like dropping $100 on fucking sunglasses and similar shit daily when you have a medication that your body desperately needs. Bitch your life is gonna be short if you don't start making smart purchases instead of impulse buying every cute thing that fits the scawwy goffik gurl aesthetic you want.
Anonymous GeneLumineux No. 238562File (hide): 1455746924806.png (360.6 KB, 858x725, epep.png)
>>238551Exactly, THIS!!!
Bitch wants to school smomebody AND THEN DOES THE EXACT SAME THING in the SAME sentence.
I'm fucking raging right now!
its givingLumineux No. 238578>>238593File (hide): 1455751149044.gif (462.03 KB, 500x373, snow-white-dopey-diamond-eyes.…)
>>238521what immediately came to mind
Stop Anorectal Violence NOWLumineux No. 238587>>238604>>238608>>238622File (hide): 1455752364642.png (98.93 KB, 591x556, Screenshot 2016-02-17 15.29.46…)
ffs
trad4himMerveilleux No. 238589>>238591>>238592File (hide): 1455752620460.png (497.57 KB, 930x596, Screenshot 2016-02-17 05.42.27…)
lmaooooo she's so mad
keksSans Pareil No. 238592>>238589It's because she knows she has a lot of useless shit that she will never wear anywhere, because she doesn't fucking go anywhere. She's never done a get ready with me, the v day date she had with arin showed them in normal clothes. They aren't even in their 30s and they are already in a rut where they don't even do anything interesting when they go out. They just go to Disneyland and Japan a shit ton and that's it.
Mind you I understand wanting to spend money when you've had none for so long, buy that stops for most people eventually.
>>238471I do get that point, but something still feels off about it, probably because it's Suzy and she's embellished events and shit all the time and tries to get sympathy when she doesn't deserve any.
pooty pooty tang tangDébutant No. 238598>>238607>>238582i dunno a friend of my mothers husband died recently, he was an extreme penny pincher. He would work super hard, long hours, and rarely got to spend time with his family.
now he's dead, and a lot of people talk about how wealthy he was, and his wife is so pissed. yeah he had a lot of money but he missed out on a while lot in life because he was so consumed with saving. now she's a wealthy and sad widow. great.
(nitpicking)Moderator No. 238603>>238597I assume anon means some of the videos that are now off his channel and others have re-uploaded… like top 10 worst games and The League and I (parody of a Lady Gaga song).
>>238600Suzy. It was on her FB. It's from 2011, so she obviously didn't stick with it. But the wig was from Gothic Lolita wigs, so I guess it's nice she still promotes them now..?
bratgasmMerveilleux No. 238607>>238609>>238611>>238598I understand your point because I go by the same philosophy of spending time with my loved ones over money. However Suzy and Arin are spending like crazy on useless crap they don't need. Like $100 sunglasses that look like a plastic toy? Really?
You are also an idiot if you don't save up and plan for tomorrow.
Submas Goes In The Image FieldDébutant No. 238611>>238612>>238607its not like arin and suzy are borderline bankrupt. i mean i get this is a thread to shit on them for everything but i find it really dumb to pick on her about something literally everyone says. buying yourself a dumb toy if you can afford it isn't a big deal, nor is it bad.
Now if they were in debt and you see them spending frivolously, fine. I'm sure you have some dumb shit you don't actually need to survive either.
imSkirbeseDébutant No. 238612>>238629>>238611I think it's cus she says she cant afford her thyroid meds. Which she clearly could if she just didn't spend all her money on crap, ya know?
I just think it's funny she spends her money on shit she never uses outside of her videos or insta photos.
LaurLumineux No. 238628>>238620And don't they just stick to Tokyo too? I don't think they even try to go out to Osaka, Nara or Hiroshima which are some of the other major tourist places in Japan.
If I were to plan several trips to Japan I'd try to visit each island at least once. Her last trip I can understand repeating shit since it was Jean's first time over there, but come on. It's not like her fat butt will fit into any of the clothes from there anymore.
ex-farmhandSans Pareil No. 238629>>238612 With the amount of money they make from GG, even split with the entire team, she could still keep up her frivolous spending and afford that medication. Arin and Suzy seem like the type to take a bloated cut of the money anyway because it's 'their business'. Either way it's either she's too lazy to get it, or the thyroid condition doesn't exist and she just says she has one as an excuse to slowly expand.
I personally don't believe she even has a thyroid problem. It's a classic case of poor diet and a sedentary life catching up with adult metabolism.
rottenbeardMerveilleux No. 238643>>238646>>238542>I have a separate bank account from my husbandfor what reason? the rare occasion that someone is stupid enough to buy her mangled dead bugs? the $25 a month she makes from youtube views across her three accounts?
do you think Arin gives her an allowance?