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No. 241877

I'm surprised there hasn't been a thread about this cow yet.

Tana Mongeau is a 17 year old (the years have not been kind) self-obsessed wannabe famous YouTuber who spends her days making up ridiculous lies for her story time videos. Her dimwitted teenage fan base attacked a nail salon in Henderson, Nevada over allegedly "stealing" $950, basically destroying the business. In her story times, she often lies about everything and can very easily be debunked with the use of a thing called common sense.

She somehow blew up with half a million subscriptions in only about 6 months of being on YouTube by swearing like a sailor. Apparently, her fanbase consisting of teenage girls love her because they see her as "Regina George but nice" and for her "real and edgy" persona. One of her latest videos is of her fake crying over hate comments and hitting half a million subs,

Check out her cringeworthy YouTube videos for yourself.

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClWD8su9Sk6GzZDwy9zs3_w
Vine: https://vine.co/u/1112626065270280192
Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/

No. 241878

The video where she lies her ass off about a nail salon stealing $950. Why in the fuck would you carry that much cash around with you? She says she was going to deposit it into a bank but her bank is only in Texas. This doesn't make any sense because she lives in Nevada now.

No. 241880

There's a video from the nailsalon. So yeah.

No. 241887

why are dirty liar always ugly as fuck?
She look like a ugly gigi gorgeous.

No. 241888

>>241880
Funny how she acts like she's a tough bitch in her videos and here she acts meek and timid. Did she seriously say that she wasn't expecting the bill to be so high and that she only has 7 or 8 dollars???

No. 241889

>>241878
Ok… why would you leave a bunch of cash just sitting in a purse? And why didn't her mom stop the lady from going into her purse and see them take the money out?
Also, she looks late 20's or 30's, not 17. It's probably not helped by her bleached hair and harsh makeup but geez… homegirl is gonna be haggard as fuck

No. 241893

>>241878
Also, what is she doing that she's getting paid so much in cash? Is she a waitress (in which case why wouldn't you deposit sooner, unless she's in fine dining she wouldn't be making that much in tips and fine dining is probably mostly paid for with card)? That is the only job I can think of where you would get a bunch of money in cash for payment (that would be legal for a 17 year old to do)

No. 241925

>>241893
She said she had taken the money out to pay a deposit or rent or something for her house. Funny that she doesn't mention it at all in >>241880 though. If she only had 7 or 8 dollars then where did this magical $900 come from?

No. 241969

>>241880
lmao so the bitch claims someone stole $950 from her and her debit card. but when asked if she could pay with cash she said she has like $8. What happened to the almost $1k she said she had?

Sounds like she lost her card and then tried to blame the nail salon. What a cunt.

I vote we keep her on /pt/

No. 241972

>>241969
Also some of the comments are saying the $950 was her mom's money which was going towards bills, so Tana didn't even consider to think to use it? What?! If I noticed my debit card was gone and I needed to pay for a service, and I had almost $1k… I would use it to pay the people! Just dip into the "bill funds" and take the hit.

Sounds like she just wanted some free nails~

No. 241974

>>241878
>22+ minutes of that voice
Nooo thank you.

No. 241982

>>241889
Exactly what I was thinking. I was very surprised to read that she was 17 and not 27/30.

No. 241990

>>241878
The facial expressions she makes are so fucking annoying, and why does she have a smoker's voice?

No. 242006

She's 17 but apparently owns her own home? Something doesn't add up here.

No. 242012

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Wouldn't be surprised if she was lying about being 17, but some of her older selfies on IG really do look like something dumb teenagers do.

No. 242018

>>242006
I had a classmaterrible who inherited a house when her grandmother died, she was 20 when she got it. Same thing, only she may not have full ownership until she's 18.

No. 242064

>>241877
I never notice shit like this, but is that a fucking Adam's apple?

No. 242065

Not cow material. Boring.

No. 242096

oh shit I watched this bitch sometimes. She keeps saying things like "back in high school I used to be such a bad kid blah blah blah" but then she says she's 17?

She also goes out a lot of places with her pizza faced bf, which is weird because what kind of parent let's their teen go to raves in California?

she's either lying about her age or doing something on the side.

No. 242099

>>241880
She thinks it's illegal not to have security cameras in a place of business and she fucking scoffs at the woman when she asks if she has a driver's licence by saying "no, I'm 17." Because it's impossible for a 17 year old to have a driver's licence? Yeah, you really schooled her on that one.

I work retail and and this is totally a classic situation of a person who has the whole "the customer is always right!" memtality, when she's the one who doesn't have any money to pay for the service she received and is blaming the staff of stealing a card that she either forgot or misplaced. Ridiculous.

The man handling the situation is being super professional and level headed when I'm sure all he wanted to do was rip off the nails that she couldn't pay for.

No. 242105

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>>242096
maybe you didnt think that she may have dropped out or graduated early.
also, a lot of parents dont give a shit what their kids do, i know that mine never did.

she's not a cow, i think she's funny even if she lies. at least she's real as shit unlike a lot of "story time" youtubers.

>inb4 "hi tana"

No. 242108

>>242105
This bimbo is tacky as hell but she is indeed not a cow. Put this thread on /snow/ together with the Michelle Phan one. Jesus Christ the threads here are getting shittier and shittier

No. 242150

eh i kind of like her since every other female youtuber likes to be seen as an innocent pretty princess. i like someone who doesnt sound tired when they talk and can add in a few swear words like every normal person. but reading the comments about lying about the nail salon.. now i don't know what to believe. i don't care enough tho so it's w/e. will agree that she needs to take better care of her hair and skin tho or else she'll age like nigri

No. 242152

>>242105
actually I hate her storytime videos the most out of any I've ever seen, and I watch a lot.
She's whiny as fuck and exaggerates to the fucking extreme. Her videos are nothing but clickbait (like that's anything new though).
She's a basic-ass, botoxed, bimbo.
And Tana is not the only one who does the "OMG KEEPIN IT REAL 4 MY HOMIIESSS YAAAAASSS LOL" thing so don't try and act like she's special because of it.

No. 242154

>>242150

Her skin is already pretty fucking horrible.

No. 242163

>>242105
If she lies then how can she be considered real?

No. 242169

Apparently there's a thread on GG about her and very little of it is good for her. She claimed a famous YouTuber asked her for nudes out of the blue??? http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=187&t=22820&sid=32ed1752e1bebeb0fa241e7d8a9b7b7b&start=25

No. 242176

Oh her she is crazy and so are her fans.
After she posted her nail video shit hit the fan,her immature fans attacked the salon.
Yes people who have never been to this salon or that state gave it a one star rating the salon in question tried to tell their side only to be told to die,rot in hell and other nasty things from her fans.
The salon now has a deleted Facebook, Yelp will not let you review them and has deleted all comments up to a certain date due to this shit storm.
Also her fans are attacking the supposed instagram of the salon insulting the nails they post as well as attacking a picture of a child posted on there but that's not all they also are attacking salons in other states with the same name as the salon she visited.
saying they should do something about their sister store even though the store was not a chain but independent opened.

No. 242222

>>242176
How do people get followings like this?

No. 242229

French anon here, just wanted to say the way she mangles her own last name drives me CRAZY.

No. 242242

Not sure how she is fooling anyone with the "Im 17" thing. Even ignoring how she doesnt look 17, nothing about her is like a highschooler. It sounds more like she and her friends are college age, and since she is american then >>242012 is likely her at 19/20 if that comment is truthful. Of course she isnt smart enough to be actually in college but Im sure some of her friends are and she parties with them.

No. 242255

>>242242
I'm not buying the 17 year old thing either. I mean, she has a video titled, "Why I Rave Naked." That's fucking gross.

No. 242297

>>242229
i too wanted to punch her, anon.

No. 242305

>>242229
Same. Not French but I don't get how the fuck she gets "Mojo" from Mongeau. Her family is probably pure trash.

No. 242308

>>242222
A glimpse into the comments on this fan's video gives you an idea of how dumb they are.

No. 242320

i feel like she would be the type of person to find this thread and mention it in a video.

No. 242326

She reminds me of Courtney Stodden–"famous" for doing nothing. The only difference is that Courtney isn't a giant cunt to everyone.

No. 242332

>>242320
She's exactly that kind of person. She's "shouted out" to all her GuruGossip bitches or something at least once.

No. 242338

>>242320
>>242332

Yea hope the farm isn't in the front google page when you look up her name since that's how she found out about gurugossiper

No. 242343

>>242338
I heard that she wanted someone to make a thread about her there?

No. 242443

>>242163
Thisss.

No. 242596

>>242012
Holy Hell, this proves that she's trashy as fuck.

>>242320
Well, I won't mind at all if she ever does. I'll find it amusing, and it'll only negatively reflect her.

No. 242601

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She looks like an ugly Jessica Nigri knockoff

No. 242603

>>242601
that's what I was thinking
she looks so manly, from her nose and downwards reminds me of owen wilson

No. 242608

>>242603
She could rock an androgynous look but noooo

No. 242631

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>>242603
Oh God, you're right. Especially with that stupid face she's pulling.

No. 242643

>>242601
>>242631
Lmao holy fuck, she really does look like Owen Wilson. She should dress up as Hansel for one of her shitty videos.

No. 242657

>>242631
rofl omg dead on, anon!

No. 242661

I can't believe she is 17, I thought she was 25 or about.

No. 242685

>>242661
She's 17? I feel great about myself now.

No. 242689

>>242601
Jfc her whole look is all the trashy fads that girls think make them look attractive or "bad" but just end up making her look basic as fuck.

No. 242694

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Not that this site is super accurate but I'm still laughing my ass off

No. 242696

I believe her with the nail salon thing only because she has enough money for everything else, literally no one is going to brag about being dumb enough to lose that much money, there were people that prior to her going public had said they had been stolen from, things like that just don't go missing, and the fact that the employee moved all their bags before allowing the police to search. She also doesn't sound rehearsed, is clearly emotionally distraught, and has none of the mannerisms of someone telling a very lengthly lie. That and I'm assuming it was some nowhere suburban trash nail salon, and tbh those people can be shady.

Extremely stupid of her to not only pay someone to do a service in a place she immediately felt unsafe in but sit through what was apparently a very painful service. She also obviously shouldn't have let anyone touch her shit or take her eyes off of it when she had to move. However if that was me and it was a dumb mistake that everyone makes and I was focused on the service, I would have lost my mind. I understand wanting to empathize with the nail salon bc she comes off a way, but if you feel that way you obviously haven't been stolen from.

She needs to cool it with the dark eyebrows and black makeup if she wants to keep her platinum hair and not look as aged. I don't hate on noses because that's a really tired thing, but she should do her make up/styling smarter to tone down the harshness. Probably used some eyeshadow instead of harsh eyeliner.

But she also seems like someone who actively does not give a fuck about looking less harsh, and I kind of respect that.

No. 242769

So apparently her fans are now accusing another salon of changing their name to hide that they are the ones who supposedly took the money on the sole basis that the pictures this other salon uses looks the same as the one in question.

No. 242860

>>242696
Yeah a few other people have had similar experiances from long before Tana went there and the video the salon released somewhat adds to me beleiving her just due to the fact they lied about having no cameras and then proceeded to use a camera to record customers without permission.

I personally enjoy tana, though I do think she lies for comedidc value on some of her videos.
I would say she is 17 or so soley based on the ages of her friends who appear in her video.
She's fun but imo more of a snowflake than cow.

No. 242861

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Her friends look around her age if im honest, so I think its more likely she looks older in comparison to lolcows usuk ''uguuu kawayy loli'' makeup style than the chance of her lying about her age.

No. 242862

>>242861
They both look horrible, why are all teens trying to be Kylie Jenner. It looks horrible outside of photos

No. 242875

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No. 242905

>>242875
my sides
help

No. 242955

>>242875
This is beautiful. Thank you for this.

No. 242963

>>242875
Such an improvement!

No. 243216

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She's ugly af

No. 243217

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No. 243219

If she's lying about being 17, what's the endgame here? I'm not saying she's not faking it, but I just don't see a purpose. Wouldn't younger girls, like the type she wants for her audience, be more impressed by a somewhat older girl like early to mid 20s?

No. 243236

>>243216
damn I thought she'd look better with brown hair. but she's straight up ugly af.

No. 243253

This chick just has some really shitty self-esteem and tries to cover it up. She's definitely more of a snowflake than a cow.

She makes self-hating jokes, has a fake personality that sounds like a living Tumblr blog, and has a copied appearance full of trends. It's all just copying different things to make herself seem better.
Honestly, I don't think she's a bad person and just seems confused about who she is like a lot of teens are.

Also, I saw some people asking questions that I remember her mentioning in her older videos:

>She is a teen (I think she's 18 now but could still be 17)

>Graduated from high school early, idk how
>Does online college
>Lives with her boyfriend

No. 243260

>>243217
Eww. There's just no saving her ugly face.

No. 243314

>>243216
>>243217
I mean, she's not a stunner but she's not that fucking bad. Come on now, guys.

No. 243320

this whole thread reeks of self post

No. 243329

>>243216

she looks better with brown hair.

No. 243361

Shes a pretty girl, this thread reeks of pull and underage

No. 243388

she's not great, but i still wish i could afford platinum blonde hair and all that makeup, at least that part of her looks like effort was put in.

her instagram makes me jelly though why am i such a fucking neet

No. 243389

tana is annoying and her videos seem super exaggerated, but y'all are acting like she's the ugliest person ever. she's a basic looking girl, not ugly or especially pretty. she just wears harsh make up. not a cow. this should be in /snow/ or not on this site at all tbh.

No. 243399

>>243361
>shit tier taste
Robot gtfo

No. 243401

>>243361

why is it that anytime people have different tastes than you theyre underage and a pull member?

No. 243429

>>243361
She's mildly attractive in a basic way.
But she ruins it by bleaching her hair to oblivion, having bad skin and wearing pounds of makeup.
She's no beauty queen by far, but she's not terrible looking. She could be fairly attractive if she wasn't trying to be a "hot beach babe" or whatever.

No. 243436

>>243399
>>243401
There a diffrence in "taste" and calling someone outright ugly, shes not ugly.

No. 243459

>>243436
maybe, but calling her pretty is a stretch.

No. 243510

>>243429
Agreed – she's attractive in a basic way. Not beautiful, or even pretty, but guys go absolutely nuts for long, bleach-blond hair and boobage so I'm sure she gets all kinds of attention.

Guys are dumb.

No. 243513

>>243510
It's hilarious because her "long" blonde hair is actually just extensions

No. 243516

I really want to fight her, she comes across as quite punchable.

No. 243518

The funny thing is but in the "why I rave naked" video she claims her croptop is marciano by guess. I cant find any evidence of that top being guess and she claims its covered in swarovski crystals when its clearly not.

I'm being a petty bitch I know, but gurl you look like shit and you lying.

No. 243567

>> omg why do guys like her? Shes so ugly! They have bad taste just look at the way her legs curve!!
sooooooooo insecure haha

No. 243586

>>243567
so new it burns

No. 244155

>>243518
its the carmen embelleshed bustier, you might not have been able to look it up if you were looking for a ''crop top''

No. 244176

>>244155

hi tana

No. 244193

>>244176
you are cancer.

No. 244241

>>244176
not her i just got curious as to why shed lie about owning guess given theyre hardly high end

No. 244342

She's so ignorant wtf.
At like 4:02 she literally says "china" instead of Japan. Is she that dumb or is she just acting like she is???

No. 244346

>>244342
I think she's just that dumb. Some people on the GG forum said she's racist but in this case? She's just plain stupid.

No. 244348

>>244346
People probably say she's racist because she looks like iggy azalea

No. 244357

>>244342
her voice sounds like she's been drinking whiskey and smoking cigarettes for 20 years

No. 244360

>>244342
Why is this bitch screaming? It just echos, adding to the cringe.

No. 244365

>>244360
She screams in all of her videos… the bitch is annoying as fuck. Tana comes off as one of those people that you just wanna punch in the face out of reflex.

No. 244366

>>243513

oh i fucking knew it had to be extensions. her hair is basic but i can't help but love it.. im a sucker for long straight hair. if i could ever get hired id honestly save up for extensions

No. 244376

why are all the comments girls saying i love you and youre so hot. she is pretty but shes also dumb and obnoxious as fuck

No. 244379

>>244376
Maybe they hope if they suck up then she'll be friends with them and benefit from her friendship? that's my guess anyway

No. 244380

>>244379
she also really doesnt seem like a kind or thoughtful person

No. 244383

>>244379
Probably. She comes off as that popular cunt in high school that everyone hates but secretly wants to be friends with.

No. 244403

Moved to >>>/snow/100403.



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