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Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregma/Gurgles/Lainey's Gay Husband (abbreviated to LGH)/Shreg/Ogreg is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/Taylor/Lainey/Plainey/Doormat/Greg's Straight Wife (abbreviated to GSW), is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
LOTS OF FUN MOMENTS HAPPENED On the last episode:>Shreg shaved his hair off entirely, after dozens of failed hair-dying attempts. It was even funnier than anyone could have imagined >>514923>One of Shreg's patrons commented with genuine concern that he looked like a school shooter now, which Shreg tactfully dismisses by publicly shaming the comment on his twitter>Shreg continues to make short videos where he screams and commits suicide>He also posted "I'm a fool in a world full of sharks." >>516302>Lainey finally made her "10 Things I Love About Onision" with passive-aggressive skits against Ogreg. It's legit funny and also confirms the abuse Lainey lets her kids accept >>515568>Onion posts his reaction to Lainey's vid. His high-pitched fake laugh is a dead giveaway that he was really bothered by the points brought up, given his regular laugh is not as squeal-y >>516179>As Lainey's video predicted, Onion immediately started posting depressive tweets. Anon put it nicely as, "My Wife Made Me Suicidal: I Can't Take a Joke">Onion posts video "I Want To Be Understood", where it's so hard to be a YouTuber that makes more than if he got a retail job, he's suffering guiz ;-; >>516759>And then Onion posts his ass for a video. >>517555 Anon also took another screenshot with the color adjusted so you can see his junk that is all balls >>517774>Onion makes more vaguetweets that anons suspect is him trying to get Shane Dawson's attention, as Shane's doing a video series about helping failing YouTubers get back on their feet
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When women have a receading hairline its usually the middle top that first starts to thin. Lainey seems to have a Type-I receading hairline, like a widows peak.
Could all this stress about her home life and failing Youtube career be causing her to lose her hair?
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I made some fan art on my phone for onion-samas.
First thing I thought when I saw your art was "more cancerious forehead moles please"
Then I saw his Gynecomastia puffy nipples and laughed out loud.
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I made a less friendly version of this, but it scares me to look at it, so just have this.
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Damn fine phone work, anon. Keep up the good keks.
You have a gift, anon. This is both horrifying and amazing.
Please day the "less friendly" vetsion includes his filthy socks. And please share it.
>>518245>I made a less friendly version of this
You cant say that and not show us.
I know Ill hate myself for asking, but thats my life.
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Maybe she's been stress plucking her hairline too? She already over plucked her eyebrows. If she isn't careful she's going to have to start wearing wigs like shoe0nhead and her gay husband.>>518245
Horrifying. All it's missing are his dirty socks.
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This is beautiful. I made another pic, just because I was so inspired.
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Hey, I knew I forgot something.
Well shit. You guys asked so. Sorry in advance.
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reminds me of this
Is that Titanic Sinclair?
Lainey, love yourself girl.
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Very curious what the crossover in subscribers is between her and her gay husband's channel.
I've noticed that while he often likes and comments on her Twitter (and promotes her channel), she almost never comments on his spergy tweets, or interacts with him in any way on social media.
It feels like while he's desperately trying to win over her viewers, she's doing her best to distance herself from his.
Unless she can put a trendy tag on it, like "boyfriend/girlfriend", she doesn't seem to want him crapping up her channel, not that I can blame her.
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She's doing better than Onion, but that's not saying much.
He is dropping like a rock.
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Laineybot's channel is not doing great, and doesn't really seem to be growing. Beautybot at this point, well. I hope she is enjoying it at least. It's not getting many views at all.
Kek his Jaclyn video is the only one that broke 100k. He can't get views unless he puts more successful YouTubers in the title.
His shitty "comedy skits" are rarely breaking 10k. No wonder he's having an existential crisis.
lol it used to be the other way around where she'd comment on his shit and he'd ignore her. Now he's so desperate to win over her followers. He knows people are gonna click her pic and see his comment on top and he hopes they will follow him.
>Unless she can put a trendy tag on it, like "boyfriend/girlfriend", she doesn't seem to want him crapping up her channel
Not true since she's put him in like all of her videos recently. She probably likes it because he wants to "spend time" with her by making videos but really he just wants her fans lol.>>518271
Imagine if she had dumped him after the whole billie cheating thing when people still weren't so annoyed of her. She likely could have connected with other youtubers who wanted the tea and expanded her channel. Instead she's become just as hated and shunned and still continues to put the rotting onion in her channel on the daily.
God it's the same fucking shit. He is such a lazy motherfucker. He has always bragged about how hard working he is but most of his shit is him sitting in front of some background ranting or reacting unless it's one of his retarded skits that a 13 year old kid could produce. He never leaves his house unless it's a date with Blandon, and that just showcases what a prick he is irl. He has no talent, a shitty personality, and no desire to improve because he doesnt think he needs to improve. He expects everybody to suck his saggy ballsack, even the dumb fucks who throw their money in the garbage by pledging. You havent worked hard for anything in your miserable life you dipshit, people who work hard have something to show for it besides expensive shit. Your success on YT was the online equivalent to winning the lottery, it wasn't because you actually had amazing content.
Tldr: Greg is a lazy faggot.
Wow, Greg got faaatt…
He was so slender during Skye and his "skinny pact" days
Now he's gone and bloated up like Chris Pratt fat. He's at Val Kimmer fat pudge now. Shrek in the swamp fat.
Guess Greg has given up ever being with another different female that isn't Laimey.
Because no 16 year old wants that fat flabby father figure feeling her up in the Shrek Swamp Trailer with 2 kids screaming and a Shriveled crone with lip sores thumping around.
We ain't even factoring that red pimply tomato face, the bacne, the grease, or the shit personality and enotional abusiveness. Or his teeny tiny 1 inch dink.
Or his buzz cut with his red ass moles or cherry angiomas. Hiding that mistake with wigs and hats until he can grow enough hair to hide them liver spots again.
No sweet cute young teen is ever gonna want a piece of that, ever!!!
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It was slow but we are definitely witnessing the end of laineys gay husband.
i wanna say it was some dumbass date vid
maybe the "low budget" shopping one?
but i dont watch them so thats all the help i can give
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It seems like LGH spent the majority of mothers day with his mommy. I wouldn't be surprised if he told Lame that they couldn't be a mother because of her agender-space-prince persona.
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Reference to where her hairline used to sit
I reckon she looks even more bald because the white blonde is a similar colour to her scalp and looks worse than the brunette. It's obvious thst she really is balding though.
Her shit diet isn't providing nutrients for the hair to grow.
The bleached hair keeps snapping also.
Lastly I feel since she first ever cut it short, she's been fiddling and playing with it. I constantly see her running her fingers through the top and front and as a result she's probably pulling out hairs. She needs to leave her hair the fuck alone and start taking fish oil or eating more/better. The change in diet would probably help that crusty skin of hers too.
Because she's basic and boring as fuck with no originality so this whole gender queer thing makes her feel special.
She bitched in the tattoo vlog that she wanted those matching birds on her collarbone but didn't get them because they were too 'basic' then she got that dumbass lavender on the collarbone and some anon pulled up like 5 photos of people with the same tatt in the same place.
Even her beauty channel has a basic ass theme. The sparkly pink backdrop, the palette reviews.
She thinks this gender space shit makes her original, but if you log into tumblr there are millions of gender bending fake bois with ddlg tendencies, sjw types with short and coloured hair.
Everything she does is borrowed from everyone else. Her whole identity is fake.
Being a girl is not special enough anon.
You forgot to add it's NSFW, anon
Thank god no one was behind me when I clicked on that
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I won't lie, I aww'd at this pic. Lamey does look a little uncomfortable, though.
>>518398>becoming a mom>mom
Aww Landon, so now you are a mom and not a genderfluid parent person? That's so cute.
Also waiting to see onion sperg out cause plank says something nice about her mother.
The longer I look at the picture, the more those two look like sisters to me.
LGH really did suck the life out of her - I can't believe she's in her early 20s and even though I know she brought it upon herself, I feel kinda sorry for her… send help. kek
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You said it anon
Meanwhile, Shreggly Possums here is rapidly buying subscribers to stop it from going lower past 2,100,000.
It's so obvious. This is per hour. Look at how he buys subs so it wont go lower.
Maybe he had the sub bot company stagger the subs to never go past 2,100,000. Maybe Shregg is sitting hunched over watching every hour buying 50 here and 100 subs there.
Point is, that he doesn't have as much money to buy as many views amd subs anymore like before.
Im still waiting for this amazing content we were promised before.
And yet, Shreggly Possums tweeted that everyone should stop watching him amd unsubscribe and that it wouldn't affect him at all.
He has to buy his accolades. That's pretty dishonest for a man. Guess that's why we all know that Greg is mentally stunted and psychologically retarded.
She straightens the life out of her hair every day, is nutrient deficient and bleaches like an addict.
I'm surprised she even has hair left.
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Gronk is back to half arsing apologizes for his Twitter spergs… this time it's tall women (trying to get on Jaclyn Glenn's good side again lmao?)https://hooktube.com/watch?v=6Hy1LHrFg8Q
His response for whenever we post contradicting tweets.
Much stealth, greg
"That would be like a girl saying she doesn't like me because I have a 1inch dick– Im kidding"
"If my significant other grew man parts downstairs I would still be with them despite me being primairly straight"
"Totally down with my significant other shaving their head if they want to or identifying as whatever they want to (hardcore dismissive look
) just being whoever they want to so long as they're compatible with me so long as they don't wind up being, i don't know, someone who hates guys who cut their hair short sometimes. I don't see how that would be compatible.
I'm not sure if it was focused on Jacklyn so much as using that as a jab at lainey? Like when he made the video about being a "bad uncle" when he was clearly talking about an argument he had with lainey about how he treats C.
Could be both.
Kek at him wanting to fuck Jaclyn Glenn.
Talls girls are okay now and even though it's not a preference, implants are fine too apparently.
This is either him still trying to fuck Jaclyn or casting his net wider because there are some taller patreons/teens he could still fuck.
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saddest thing I've seen in a long time
He basically does exactly what we thought he was going to do the entire time.
Lainey is a fucking fool though. She thinks she can force him to behave in a way that he doesn’t want to or doesn’t come naturally.
He’s admitting he’s “GAY” now too. Probably doesn’t mind saying it for show, since he’s still fucking pussy.
do you think she sits like L all the time (even in public on her "landen tinder date") on purpose????
its not a good look…..
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NOT EVEN 30 SECONDS IN AND YOU CAN ALREADY SPOT A FLY BUZZING AROUND BY A REMOTE
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When you’ve realised what your life has become but you’ve already wifed and breed so you’re patiently waiting for them to fuck up for the escape.
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Why would she even upload this thinking it was good? It’s fucking pathetic. She hyped up prom so much and was so excited for it but you can tell how much Greg doesn’t care about making it “special” for her and takes it as a big joke even though she was pretty serious about it. Man, I wouldn’t even class it as a good date night let alone a recreation of “prom”
They cleaned up a room, hung two sets of lights up, ate dinner that she made which Greg says isn’t good and then takes awkward gross pictures and weirdly dance to a weird ass song? And the GROSS make out bit like it’s so uncomfortable Jesus Christ
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check out lainey's kawaii petite foot-chans looking like a surgical glove filled with gravy
Thiiiiis was SO uncomfortable I had to pause the video
How can you be married for 6 years and shit be SO AWKWARD AND WEIRD
its prom, gotta be fancy
Also, anyone else notice that at 6:00-6:05 Lainey is standing on his feet while they makeout/dance
She wants to be a child I swear.
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Exactly as expected, Lainey spends almost a month gearing up for this, and Shreg behaves like a complete retard and shits all over it.
Bravo, it's everything I hoped for.
This is shit. I hate Lainey but I actually kind of feel sorry for how pathetic this whole ordeal was.
The amount of times Greg acted like a clown when he was meant to ask her to dance was unbelievable.
The sad thing is that the first song they danced to was the one she said that her first boyfriend and her would listen to on the same ear phones, one earbud each. That's kind of cute and romantic, but you can tell Greg thinks the whole thing is a joke and is incapable of being serious and just doing this for Lainey for one night.
It's obvious she wanted like a little date thing and I can see the idea she was going for,but it seems like Greg is just going through the motions. Had this not been for a video, he never would have agreed to this. I actually can't believe what a manchild he really is.
You can tell she's smiling in the video, but it's obvious she's getting irritated by his lame joking around.
Couples are meant to do things for the other person to show they care, eg-gf goes to a sports game or wrestling match, or bf stays in and watches trashy tv shows with the girl, and even if it's not their scene, they usually don't put up too much of a fuss, or maybe limit it to one or two jokes about the situation. They don't fucking joke the entire time and belittle the person who is just trying to have a good time. He's so selfish.
i lold so hard at these two posts. i love you two. holy fuck does her foot look weird
their house looks like such trailer trash honestly.
there's no reason why they couldnt have done a better job. they can write off all of their video expenses. there's no reason why all they got was dollar store string lights.
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you can see the chickens coming home to roost in greg's face right at this moment. this is his life now.
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Couldn't even bother to make something different or "special" for dinner. It's the same old fajita peppers, beans, etc.
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Jfc why the fuck would anyone do this… they awkwardly kissed to the postal service for about 15 seconds and then onion goes on a big rant about how he’s gay and feels like he’s dating a boy
This part made me physically wince it was so awkward lainey is trying so hard to prove that they are in love whilst shreg shits all over her efforts
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BECAUSE A VISION SOFTLY CREEPING
In this video they had to guess things about each other and it was funny because Lainey guessed his favourite vacation as the one where they went away with Billie and he lies to save face and tells her that it was actually some place where they took Dobbs.
Because apparently a puppy getting hit in the face by the ocean is a lot more fun then staying at a spa and hotel and having a threesome.
He's such a liar kek
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Shreg bursting out of his waistcoat
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Look at the contrast between the color in their faces. She's caked in foundation 3 shades too light, and he's… a tomato. Wtf.
It's a real shame how shit of a person Greg is. Like I feel you knew nothing about him or their relationship some parts of the video could actually come off as cute or endearing, even him being obnoxious to her could almost pass for genuinely wanting to make her laugh, but then you realize this is Greg and it's all 100% just him being a dick to ruin the video becuase he didn't want to do it.
Also I wonder if this was filmed before the 10 things I love about onision video due to those knock knock jokes, either
A. He's making a jab at Lainey for the video
B. She included them because of the way he acted in this video as a dig at him for ruining prom.
I mean if she is copying shane with the three part thing then he films them like two weeks ahead of time. Not saying she's putting that much effort in but it's possible
I like how Shreg makes sure to announce at the end that this was all Lainey's idea.
He's delusional and out of touch, but even he knows that this was a cringefest.
It's interesting though, more and more successful YouTubers are starting to be more honest and vulnerable with their videos. Shreg will never let himself do that, not even for a 10 minute prom video.
They look like realtors here>>518492
She's not the Lord of the Flies for nothing, anon
i feel like she kept this part in because it could
look like hes smiling because hes enjoying the moment….but honestly the look on his face reads "this is so cringey" and he is making jokes about it in his head….
My fucking sides. >>518582
He looks like those guys who go along with a wife's suggestion to dance but really hate it the entire time.
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Why does she seem so awkward while her mom is hugging her?
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They can be realtors…
Honey and Vinegar kek
10 things i love about dating men
usual greg shit
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the last point is about treating your partner's kids from other marriages badly
onion won't even talk to his younger child lol
Why oh why did I watch?
I knew it was going to be filled with second hand cringe but I just can't help myself
Why do I insist on doing things i know are bad for my sanity?
As much as I hate Greg, I don't blame him for making a joke out of that. It was cringey as hell and I would have too. If he didn't make jokes the whole thing would have been Start to finish cringe.
I actually feel like my soul died in the 5 seconds they were legit "dancing" or awkwardly swaying their flat asses while she was standing on his feet.
now I'm going to feel awkward by default all night, just from having witnessed that.
Probably because sitting like L is the only way she can catch her gay husband's attention.
Looks more like the way Gollum sits tbh.
Can't believe that Lainey wasted money on a suit for this shit video. It was really short and the majority of it was footage of them cleaning the room. It's not like she went and bought a second hand suit from a thrift store either.
When is she ever going to wear that suit again? I hope she kept the receipt. Sorry if I sound like I'm nitpicking I just don't get how they can justify buying a suit for a video under 10 minutes when they claim to be broke all the time.
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barely relevant, but he's dressed as her … because… reasons??
Sorry if off topic, but I truly believe that the OG Trinity was not corn greg to get rid of Lainey. I think he was still ok being with her because she still presented herself as a woman, and he just jumped at the opportunity to have threesomes when she came out as bi. He did try and leave her for Billie in the beginning, but not because of undying love for Billie. It was the first and only time that Lainey put her foot down and was gonna leave him. Gronk didn’t wanna be alone, he’s said this so many times, but of course Lainey took him back like a moron.
Now that his waifu is a demiboy or some shit, he can’t stand her and wants a “trinity” soley as a cover for the fact that he just wants another gullible girl there to rebound on when divorcegate finally happens. And not a gullible girl to love, but a gullible girl to worship him. He gets off on control, as we know.
I wonder if he really is kicking himself for not running away with billie after all. She was more than willing to be in a relationship with him and only him after Cuddlegate 1.0. It would have fallen apart eventually, and Grug and Plain never was would have even had bandaid. Every girl he’s tried to get to come over has been so feminine like Billie. Ash was a dead ringer, Maya was pretty close, too. Sam and Vix were plainer, but they seemed like the Skye type. Hell, Jaclyn was a model for playboy, she’s got a nice body and long hair.
It’s so wonderfully sad how Grug can’t stand his ugly wife.
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sorry Canada/Toronto but
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In his "I Dont Like Tall Girls" video he shows us his ideal woman.
>Wow! Look at this
>Yeah, this is, this is ideal for me
>I would, just on a physical level, I prefer, yeah
Why does your "ideal physical woman" look NOTHING like your gross emo-boy spouse?
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Anons have already been comparing Onion to Dennis forever now.
This is basically he and Lame when Onion brings a new girl into the house.
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Ive thought the same thing. But at least Dennis is attractive, which tempers his rapey vibe. Greg is just ugly and rapey.
Im sure if we looked through some of Gregs old HS notebooks we'd find something similar to The D.E.N.N.I.S. System.
I dont think he can ever find someone as doormat-y as lame ever again who isn't butt ugly, so he knows hes stuck with her or risks being alone. Doormat knows her only value is if shes a total doormat so she will never stick up for herself and will always ass-kiss him.Then she gets to play dress up all she wants because she's all smug about how she "wins" against all the other girls lining up to get gerg because they won't ever let him walk all over them like she will. That's their sad relationship.>>518653
Lol i think greg is really pushing the "look lamey, i like very feminine women!!" thing for awhile now. He even wanted to start rejecting the alt-look because hes seen lamey attempt it and it's horribly bad on her. His wife dyes her hair awful colors, wears terribly done clown makeup, forget lingerie look at these men boxers!, and yeah now shes trying to even more dress up like a guy. Hes probably slamming his head on the desk wishing he had stopped her agender bullshit when it started.
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>Omg look guiz I'm so popular!
Oh I've been well aware of the dennis comparisons for a long time.
I checked the thread on my luncj break and laughed so hard at your response my coworkers looked at me.
That IS them when a new girl enters the house. Lainey is vinegar and Greg is honey kek
>Perfect ideal woman is underage Miley Cyrus
Not helping your case here Greg.
There is so many legal women that resemble Miley Cyrus during her basic bitch stage that he could of used but he used the example of just before she hit 18. Actually I think Miley was like what…16 here?
This not only shows that he's a creep but also a dated one.
That era of Miley Cyrus was like a decade ago.
Glad I’m not the only one that caught that.. She definitely 17 in that photo because it’s from when she did her clothing line with Walmart before she turned 18 and went her own crazy way.
Lainey is the rebound that stuck like glue. Every girl he gets infatuated with he starts to like that type. When Billie came along he dug the coloured hair and tattoos. Then Vix and Sam and now he's leaning towards the normal type. If you look at teenage Miley, she has a figure similar to Sam. She's also wearing something Sam would wear. Basic white singlet, shorts. But she has a puffy baby face like Billie.
Also, I think Miley was actually 16 here or freshly 17 as 7 things I hate about you was released in 2008 and Miley was born in 1992.
Tldr-Greg is a fucking pedo and no longer attracted to his rebound baby maker.
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snazzy post i saw floating around that seemed almost Taylored to a certain asshole
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Jesus the state of that car
Umm that doesn't even look like a notification from Instagram, since when do they call it friend requests?
Definitely some kind of third party site that lets you buy followers. Come on Grease.
Yeah, looks super fake. They have an icon with 'such and such is now following you'
never got a 'friend request' from IG.
>>518516>Couples are meant to do things for the other person to show they care
In a normal relationship a huge number of LGH's behaviors would be dealbreakers, and she just sails blithely on, pretending everything is SO AWESOME GUIZE.
I don;t feel sorry for her for LGH shitting all over something she's worked for weeks for. This is what she chooses; this is what she put up with. What I would be interested in finding out is if someone she loved or cared about, her sister, say, came up to her and had a BF who acted and behaved just liked LGH, what Taylor's advice to them would be.
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I don't see anything here yet.
But Lainey is sweating that a real trans Youtuber is about to call her out on her shit. He did a video on a transtrender and mocked everything about them. Lainey mentioned this on YouNow and then went on about how "no one would want to experience this dysphoria" so why would she be making it up? And then says that she has to change her outfit like, FORTY TIMES A DAY because her dysphoria is that bad.
There was some tinfoil that she might be talking about some video someone actually made about her on YT, but then it was revealed on her Discord that she's sweating that this YTer is about to make a video on her.
Possible milk and sperg out incoming. He was not shy about his video with the other person and absolutely destroyed them for flopping their tits around and crying about dysphoria.
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The Miley Greg wanted vs the one he got
My mistake. That still proves my point though.
He cheated on plain dependable Skye for an exciting edgy semi famous child- Shiloh. Then he got sick of Shiloh and thought she was too wild so he went for Adrienne who is slightly alt to suit the new taste, but she rejected him because he was nuts. Then it was back to Shiloh for whatever reason and then Lameo was a rebound. She built his ego back up because she was a stalking ass kisser and she fixed the wounds from shiloh moving on and Adrienne rejecting him. He was not her type at all except the fact that she was super young and easy to manipulate. Then he made spawn with her and wanted more so that whole poly thing happened. Back to alt girls. Then Billie hurt his ego so now he's gone back to traditional girls again.
The pattern so far
Lainey has the right attitude for him. Door matty just the way he likes them. She just needs to grow her hair out and stop with the agender bullshit and he might give her more attention. Until she starts looking too old for him. Then there's nothing she can do.
The problem is, even if she does change herself up, Greg will still be up for whoever next takes his interest. He always wants a shinier younger plaything.
Maya as an alt too, even tho she refused to suk mi
he still tried
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Instagram call them Follow Requests. Nice try Gruggles.
Kek! SO TRUE.
Minus the zany personality though. At least short haired era Miley would be ~lolZ sO RanduM~ enough for Greg. Lainey is more of a wannabe quirky.
She's more like Katy Perry today. Just how Katy Perry has lost relevancy and is mimicking Miley's 'crazy' phase… Lainey is nothing but a mimic of Billie and whoever else she wants to skinwalk on Tumblr.
Billie is the pikachu and Lainey is the ditto.
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A busted Ditto, or a Mimikyu. mimi is too precious tho, and so is ditto. mimikyu wants to wear pikachus skin to be popular.
Lainey probs wore it once for Greg for sexy times, but other reasons include-
Greg is a weeb.
Greg is also a faggot
Seriously though, all jokes aside, I feel like Greg is so behind with the times that he still thinks Lol a man wearing a dress is so funnny
Kids these days are raised on youtube and watch all sorts of stuff like Rupaul's drag race/james charles and jefree star bullshit. They are using drag terms and most are pro gay ect…it's not really shocking or funny to see a straight guy make unfunny skits in cheap women's disguises and put on a valley girl voice.
Maybe people would have laughed back when Shane dawson and Liam Sullivan did the whole wig skit thing but it's just cringey and I think the last time I even laughed at a straight dude in a dress was Filthy frank. But thats mainly because the content is actually funny and his silly costume isn't the main focus of the video.
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Speaking of filthyfrank, does anyone remember when Greg complained that joji was stealing his content?
He said something along the lines of 'I was doing that running around being an idiot thing before filthy frank but everyone just likes him and idubbz because they are 'in' right now'
There's more to Filthy Frank's videos than just wearing weird shit and running around. He makes better music, characters AND skits than Greg.
Sorry if the frank talk seems like I'm derailing but the reason I brought it up is because I feel like Greg has mimicked his videos poorly recently. The covered in brown shit, the screaming and the weeby girl costumes are the main similarities, but he's missed the social commentary and humor that joji has hidden amongst the retardedness.
I know some might say 'but frank doesn't exist anymore, he's been Joji for ages now, why would Greg even mimick him now?'
Just remember that he literally made a five nights at freddys video the other day and noone has given a shit about that game for like 3 years.
Anyway, sorry for the sperg, just an observation I made on his recent content, I could be wrong.
It doesn’t help that Shiloh and Billie were the most exciting relationships, too. We all tend to agree that Skye is the least cow-ish of the Onion women, though she still has to be a cow to some degree for hopping on that microdick. She was safe and “normal” looking and being married to her probably made her seem domestic and boring as shit (even though he was the one who convinced her not to work). Shiloh was somewhat famous and looked new and exciting with her colored hair and piercings and tattoos and quirky fashion sense. He left his wife for 5 years for a 17 year old semi famous singer.
Adrienne was a blend of being mature and “normal” though she had an alternative edge to her as well (having Al Jourgensen for a father after all). Thankfully she is somewhat like Skye in being less cowish and left his ass after a few weeks.
Along came the plain young doormat who was spoiled and pampered and still thought her life was terrible and miserable. We all know how that went. Lainey is literally the rebound and she’s deluded herself into thinking he married her so quickly because “we’re soulmates guyz” and not just that his ego was almost non existent.
Billie was also young, pretty, adventurous in spirit, liked anime, and probably reminded him of Shiloh (but not as famous so not as threatening). Billie was kind of a loser back then for being a dropout without a job or knowing how to drive, but she was much prettier than his wife and wanted suk mi, so that was good enough for Grug.
We say that Shiloh and/or Billie were/was the love/s of his life probably because they were a challenge. Billie travels by nature, she likes to adventure, and Shiloh was heading towards fame. They weren’t and aren’t women who wanted to be tied down. Skye was someone he knew in high school. Adrienne almost moved to be with him, but smartly balked. The only thing that was every a challenge or a chase about Lainey was the fact that she was 17. Greg probably fucking loved convincing her that her parents weren’t “fighting for their love”. He loved the drama of sneaking around and talking to lawyers, marrying her in secret, all of that because he finally got to feel like he “won” when she moved to Washington with him and knocked her up.
Sorry for the armchairing, it’s just so remarkable how we, mere farmers, can see Gronk’s sick behavioral patterns so easily, but his ugly wife will cover her ears and chant “twin flames twin flames” forever.
Also, Filthy Frank was funny despite being an edge lord. The jokes/script was good enough where you weren't subjected to listen to him beat a dead horse into the ground while screetching. Also, Joji himself had life experience which shaped his humor and had other popular YTers as friends.
While Gregma has no life experience, a shit sense of humor, and no friends.
>I know some might say 'but frank doesn't exist anymore, he's been Joji for ages now, why would Greg even mimick him now?' >Just remember that he literally made a five nights at freddys video the other day and noone has given a shit about that game for like 3 years.
maybe that exactly why.
maybe it's because filthy frank is no more, that greg feels now is the time to fill that empty slot and insert himself to take over the filthy frank fandom.
he obviously couldn't compete with him back when he was active, but now that he's gone … well he still can't. but he doesn't know that, does he?
Hey wait, why is Greg's Twitter pic still of one with his old fried hair?
That's not exactly representative of his noggins current state.
If Greg's new state is a big bald cue head, shouldn't he at least be owning it, like a man would?
But maybe, he should bleach it now short, might look cool. Like a sk8r boi in high school cool. Kek.
he was an 0ni0n b0i, she said "be mad 0ni0n b0i"-
he wasn't rich enough for her
She had a pretty face,
Not like his "gay prince from space" -
She needed to be chained down in basement
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all of these pictures reminded me of virgin vs chad edits. made one but i can't draw lol maybe some anon could fix it later.
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Ive been trying to figure out what she reminds me of but now i realize hahaha >>518773
this is high quality content
I think that's what Greg thought
he wanted- someone door matty. But he's bored. There's no drama because she goes along with whatever he says. Greg loves drama and he wants a challenge. Hence all the sperging over Billie. She gave him that.
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Kalvin Garrah. I would love if some trans person roasts lamey. I think he should react to her "am i going to transition video". Also that post is a community post on his channel if anyone wants to comment on it. Here is a cringe comment of someone saying lamey is too lovely a human to be reacted to for her transtrending. Please.
It's a nice sentiment and all, but trust me when I say I think it will embolden her and make her dig her heels in deeper. Just like any other time anyone actually tried to help her.
You cannot question her. At all. People in her Discord have made the gentlest suggestions and she has panicked and gotten anxiety attacks. She doesn't want to hear anything "negative" from anyone. >>518841https://www.youtube.com/user/k7puppy/community>>518848
Make sure to give him some encouragement then.
There are people that truly think Lainey is wonderful and can do no wrong.
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Gronk's trying to whiteknight his space wife. https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Q6COlHpcNDY
Peep him calling out Kalvin in the tags.
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He's such a tool
Also, all those trans cringe iterations
Is he shading lamp?
He's definitely trying to get Kalvin's fans to watch that video.
And I think he's trying to intimidate Kalvin.
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Good call, anon.
Here's some more hypocrisy, ala LGH.
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This gave me a chuckle. Sure Shreg, it has everything to do with your loved ones and nothing to do with the fact that you're scared to leave the swamp and wear a bulletproof vest everywhere.
And ofc it has nothing to do with the fact that maybe 10 people would actually pay to see you, if their parents would let them.
Kalvin didn't even make a video about her yet and he already churns this shit out? Hes not even part of the trans LGBT community and wants to speak for them.
>At least these other people have the excuse of not knowing what it's like. They were given typical boring brains. You, however, were given an interesting brain
Yup thanks onion for confirming that's how you and your transtrender wife view trans and LGBT people. A trend that makes you interesting.
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He's made 3 seperate gifs WKing about this. His wording is.. unfortunate.
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>It's not fun having people look at you like you're weird.
>I hate it when people look at me dressed as a woman.
>I feel awkward.
>I don't like attention like that.
>Why would someone identify as trans when they're not trans?
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>>518892>thanks onion for confirming that's how you and your transtrender wife view trans and LGBT people. A trend that makes you interesting.
This comment says it all.
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>I WILL LOSE MY SUBS!
If a majority of people are agreeing with the perspective from someone who has pretty much no subs/fans and the "hate" videos are getting a lot of views/likes…maybe…just maybe…there are things about you that are fucking obnoxious that people actually hate. And it isn't just "haters" making up stuff. If some rando made a video about shane dawson or some smaller but still big enough youtuber, it would likely be heavily disliked because they are likeable people.
Also if you think "hate" videos are so damaging, maybe you should tell your husband to stop making them about other people. But no, you're fine with that of course. And you wonder why people dislike you. Idiot.
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Holy shit, the handwringing, pearl-clutching, bouncing around, grimacing. He's such a terrible actor it's painful. He doesn't give a shit about any of this.
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Lamey is sure going to have a "panic attack" about this.
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Hi, I'm Micropeen McGurgles. Your transtrender white knight for the evening.
She had a right spergout yesterday and now her Discord is a bit more locked down from the "haters".
It's going to become the ultimate hugbox, like Greg's has already.
Isolating themselves further and further.
My God, I knew he was an transphobic asshole but not THIS much of an asshole.>>518913>She had a right spergout yesterday
Do you happen to have any pics of it?
Lainey, we know you have little spies constantly refreshing this page so they can run back to you with the latest "rumors" (and by rumors I mean the harsh reality of your pathetic, sad excuse for a marriage) so here's a nice little note for you: You trying to jump ahead of the criticism that is coming your way is so sad and obvious. Nice attempt at invalidating anything Kalvin has to say before he can say it, you and your loser husband (who's a horrible, laughable actor btw) are truly peas in a pod.
Check her YouNow moments yesterday.
Most of her spergout is the same stuff already said. She's just panicking that Kalvin is coming for her and she's SO SHAKY with her identity right now, so she's so worried she'll lose her subscribers.
Lol shes so fake. I watched a video kalvin did in the past roasting this other transtrender, and he constantly mentions how his own dysphoria is so bad it makes him want to die if he couldn't transition and things like that. Then you see lameo in her younow parroting that shit "it fucking sucks and it makes me wanna die" and really playing up "I HAVE DYSPHORIA".
She probably lives on the youtube channels studying what people think a true trans person is like/would say and copies it so people can't call her out for being a trender. Shes so desperate. She knows a lot of people say you can't be trans without dysphoria, so shes really trying hard to play it up like she has this terrible dysphoria. But of course…she doesn't want to do anything permanent to change it.
All i care about is numbers to get paid, DURR I'M LAINEY!>>518896
And here I was, all happy that Shreggs teeny peen and sack wasn't in this thread, but nope, there it is in all it's shrivled 2 inch glory
It's been over 3 years and she still can't decide which gender label she wants to commit to. It's such a crisis when you can't decide which one is the most trendy to call yourself, so you change it every year! >>518944
Shes so uncomfortable with her boobs that she wants to breastfeed for as long as possible and lactation consultant is the job she wants if shes not doing youtube lol. She just needed some shit to claim she has dysphoria about and it's always very half-hearted. "I have chest dysphoria but ill probably be okay after i stop breast feeding if they go back to their old size! BTW can't get chest surgery because once it gets close to having to stop breastfeeding ill prob pop out another baby to continue having an excuse!" and "I just want my voice a LITTLE lower, but thats not worth starting T for because then ill be too manly and i dont want that!". And the hip dysphoria is just laughable because she already has like no hips.
Shes never getting diagnosed. If she ever sees someone, she will make sure to only find someone who will confirm her own beliefs or will reject what they are saying.
So lainey gets freaked she might be exposed by a real transman and flips out thinking she'll lose subs so she sends her attack dog to do her dirty work in a preemptive attack.
Cunts. They're both Cunts.
She's probably been whining about this to him all day. Her life is such a struggle.>>518949
Shes talked about it before and in the most recent boyfriend girlfriend video one of the questions was "what would you want to do if you weren't doing youtube" and her answer was lactation consultant. In the past at least she pretended she wanted to be a child counselor even though we knew that would never happen. Even onion has laughed at the thought of her using her degree and said she got a degree for the sake of getting one.
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Their old size meaning really fucking boobsy?
Girl has always had a decent sized rack. its not like pregnancy suddenly made them huge when they used to be small.
I really wish I could see alternate universe lainey to see what she would have ended up doing if onion didn't respond to her fangirl tweets.>>518955
Lol she had to come up with reasons why she wouldn't transition. From her recent videos its so apparent she aint trans.
Her hip dysphoria excuse: >they've just randomly gotten smaller recently, idk why but it's much better now so i dont really have much of a problem with it!
her boob excuse:>before i ever had kids i had a very small chest and i didnt have a problem with it.>it will likely go back to that after im done breast feeding so problem solved!>but of course i cant even think about that until im done breast feeding so i can hopefully have more time to find excuses!
Lol so she totally had a small chest and it will all fix itself guys!! So…how exactly are you trans then? Your dysphoria is your boobs getting bigger from having kids, something a trans dude would likely not even be doing because having kids would CAUSE dysphoria.
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it directly coincides with her childbirth and prolonged breastfeeding. Two kids and one that's been going ham on your chest for 4+ years is going to make anyone's breasts look like overbeaten flapjacks.
Nah, anon she already had Trot in that pic, I think she means when she was a cheerleader and probably had some muscle on her body. And wasn’t a mom yet of course.
Lainey wants to have a vagina, small boobs, wear makeup, and androgynous clothing. She literally sounds like any other 23 year old woman, minus maybe the boobs. The reason she wants smaller boobs and hips has nothing to do with wanting to look like a 16 year old feminine teenage boy. Every mother says that about their body after they have kids. Who the fuck is she fooling?
She's had to convince herself that she's cool with the concept of Greg fucking someone else in a poly scenario when she so clearly isn't.
She's had to convince herself that her ""girlfriend"" cheated on her, with her husband
, but her husband isn't the scumbag for orchestrating the whole thing.
She's had to convince herself that her insecurities are rooted in her discomfort with her own gender when it's more likely she's internalizing her shitty husband's general disdain for women who are proud of their looks and femininity.
She's living a lie, and yet she claims to think her anxious thoughts and feelings are SO RANDOM…
>>518866>"why would someone pretend to be trans when they're not trans; it's so hard to be trans!"
Victim-hood and status of course. Everybody does regrettable or offensive things. But then when someone claims they are [insert protected class] you come off as the asshole for holding them accountable for their actions.
Lainey uses the LGBT community as a shield against valid criticism.
she's fooling confused children, sadly.
children whose parents pay her income.
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Pretty sure this is from when Greg and her first started dating and her chest looks a bit smaller, again this is right after highschool and she was a competitive cheerleader.
It still makes me giggle that she talks about being such a smol bean and yet she was not a flier she was a base.
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Why do you have the same avatar as lainey’s current YouTube account lol?
These people took the words right of my mouth.
Also, I've notced he does the second thing a lot with a lot of things.
He'll defend it but also fetishize it.
She had some decent muscle on her thighs and actually some definition in her arms. Now she's just skinny fat with milk jug pancake tits.>>519000
Based on Lame's self reported height of 5'3" (I don't remember what height is agreed upon here) that would make Selena like 4"11 or something so…
>>518866>I'm attracted to biological femals yet I'm dating someone non binary, which is crazy for a cis white male.
What a racist sexist piece of shit. I hate sjw pieces of shit that think you are scum if you are cis and the actual devil if you are white. What does being white have to do with it? Is he saying black people are more open to dating transexuals now?
He bitches about this shit constantly hoping it will get him more points from females, the lgbt community and people of other races but it truly shows how fucking ignorant he is.
There are plenty of white cis males that end up dating men/transexuals.
Jefree star's boyfriend was straight, Blair white's boyfriend was too (yes I'm aware there is speculation he's a tranny chaser)
Why does this asshole think that he's the most open minded white male to ever exist?
God I hate him so much. Plus, he screeches that people are sjws if thy so much as disagree with him, but his wife is one and this video is the definition of a fucking sjw whiteknight.
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When you have to convince your teenage fans how smol you are by saying you Mom is taller than you when you’re in boots and your mom is in heels and is still shorter than you.
And what the fuck? Someone dipshit said she looks soooo skinny and therefore so healthy. Skinnyfat is not healthy at all. Being sedentary is not healthy at all. Living on a diet of processed ass cereal and microwave burritos is not healthy at all. Exercising by sitting your ass in front of YouNow picking at your scabby lips is not healthy at all.
Hey just a heads up the instagram commenter saying she looks healthy now was directing that at current Lainey, now that she has put on some weight.
Coincidentally to an actually anorexic person being told you look "healthy" is a deathtrap mindfuck that triggers
anas to heavy restrict and hate themselves. Thus further proving lainey is a transtrender and an e.d. butterfly.
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>>518866>one more thing, before I leaave.>continues to sperg for another 6 mins.
Ugh he's doing those dramatic hand gestures like Logan Paul does when he attempts to 'act'
Also, his dramatic sighs and autistic rocking back and forth in an attempt to be 'serious'.
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Yeah, I think this is the least of your problems with your shitty book, Shreg.
And just so you know, a hastily filmed idiotic video isn't nor will ever be "something awesome".
I suspect he just sharts out the chapters of this book as he goes, and does he really expect anyone to believe he "edits" it?
Someone commented>I think chapter 14 says it all
I do not stan him, as it's the first time I've even heard of his channel, same as I do not stan Blaire White. I do however want them to make videos on onision and call out Lainey as a transtrender because it calls Taylor out for what she is and it also triggers
Greg to make these angry retarded videos and angry tweets for my entertainment.
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Whos this person Grugs talking about.
I guess Im out of the loop.
Looks like he found another Andy to pretend he wants to rape. Anyone else think this person looks a little like Shane?
What's with his pretending he'd ever suck a dick though? Hetero please, the LGBT community doesn't need your straight ass tomato face trying to fit in with them. Never forget he denied his relationship with Lainey being a ~gay relationship~. What a pair of fucking snowflakes wanting to pretend they're so queer and open-minded just in time for pride month. Gotta get those interesting and trendy points with their teen fanbase!
Yeah his whole pretending to have man crushes is retarded. It's clear he only does it for the mentally ill fangirls that like yaoi and tumblr sjw types.
We all joke that he's a faggot but that's mainly because he is a beta and also it's from years of mimicking Shane Dawson's mannerisms, but it's obvious he likes female teens and wouldn't touch a dick like ever.
Sorry if it's just me but that guy is fucking ugly.
Less ugly than Greg, but still ugly af. Butt chin, stringy hair with an Emo charlie style beanie and a try hard expression.
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lmao the reverse image search results. i don't know who this buttchin is though.
So basically anyone who has an IQ over 70?
Tho jokes aside, idk who that guy is but if he wants to drag lains for being a transtrender then I'm all for it. I would fucking pay to see that shit.
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Erland is a patron of LGH. I think he's like German or Swedish? For some reason LGH (and his band of idiots) think he's super attractive. He just looks like a mini Gurg with long hair. Other than that, he's a nobody.
Screencap is LGH announcing he's deleting his shame or something.
sometimes i think that if he hadn't responded and they hadn't gotten together - she would've just grown bored of him, like the rest of his fans.
i mean, really let that sink in.
she would've just grown up, lost interest in his videos and kept going with her live.
even now she's pretty my outgrown his videos, she doesn't seem to think he's funny anymore - whenever he jokes around she's not really joining in at all.
to think that if he hadn't answered her tweet, she would've grown up, developed more of an adult humor and found someone else to stan… even though all of that is absolutely obvious, it just fucks with my mind for some reason.
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Lainey is an advocate for the lgbt community now.
This so much. She is so triggered
by a 17 year old that she has to sic her 32 year old moronic husband to white knight her. They are both adult parents who are so fucking scared over a video that this high schooler hasn't even made yet.
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This is getting really pathetic. She must have been whining and crying to everyone all day about a high schooler just MENTIONING they might make a video about her. And she had to stalk his community post on YouTube to find that. Then she has her husband make a video ranting and fetishizing trans ppl during it. And then tries to get her trans friend to back her up on Twitter. The dude never talked to her or made a video yet. Like holy shit. How insecure are you? And she gets so upset about a video that isn’t made, but god forbid anyone questions her on why she is okay with her husband bullying people, attacking a girl with an eating disorder relentlessly, accusing people of being pedos based off nothing, attacking Shane’s and his young fans weight, actively harassing all his ex’s and revealing their highly private info. Nah that’s all fine. But oh no a high schooler might make a video about you? Let’s rally everyone to attack them!
from what she said the guy she listened to music with was really romantic and cute, and she probably would've been happy with him or someone like him - she dated only one apparent scumbag (besides onion) and i don't think he would've ruined her to the point of needing therapy.
if onion hadn't answered, she probably would've lived a normal life, with a normal guy who thought she was shy and cute if not interesting.
i think only after being with onion and splitting with him would she need therapy, not that one guy in high school who allegedly treated her badly.
More like slim to none.https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Xq2CTmGWX0s
^the vid if anyone's interested.
tldw he felt like he's been a bully recently so he's going to stop reacting and calling out stuff like transtrenders, i.e Plainey.
It's honesty for the best, I'd hate to see another person wrapped up this mess.
Her own husband is allowed to harass and bully who ever he wants for whatever reason he wants and she doesn't care (or even supports it). Something involves her? NOW we need to get up in arms about bullying waaaaah.
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She's about 5'4 or 5'5. Billie is actually 5'3 and Plainey is much taller than her in all of the pictures of them together.
Billie claimed in a Q & A video that she was 5’2 1/2” and Lainey claims to be 5’3”. That can’t be true because they’d look about the same height and Lainey is clearly a few inches taller than her.
Now who could be lying? The girl who literally has never brought up her height at any other time, or the transtrender who constantly calls herself a very smol weak bean with tiny feet (she looks like a size 8, which is painfully average, just like the rest of her)
This bitch will just say shit like 'Greg is his own person' or 'I don't control what he does' when questioned about him bullying people about their mental disorders, eating disorders, if they have a religion, if they pray or tweet thoughts out to victims of awful crimes. Not to mention he will post continuous videos harrassing and mentioning his ex girlfriends and falsely accuse people of being nazis or racists to assassinate their characters, and all is fine for Lainey, but when an ACTUAL trans person who has had the struggle of suicidal thoughts and actual dysphoria decides to voice some opinions on her problematic
behaviour in ONE video, this cunt comes crying to daddy onion who makes a cringey whiteknight video. Plus she decides to like and respond to every transtrender on twitter that hates Kalvin.
I watched some of Kalvin's videos and the people he can't stand are just like Lainey.
I feel sorry for him, because in one video he said he literally wore his binder 24/7 and only took it off to shower even while he stayed at his girlfriend's house and she said she didn't care, but he was that dysphoric he couldn't take it off. Meanwhile cunts like Lainey happily prance around in cutesy clothes and occasionally wears a floral binder and plasters herself with makeup. She's playing fucking dressups and she's a disgrace to all the real trans people out there.
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Plain looks like she has two inches on Billie, which would put her around 5’5”. Of course if she’s proven wrong to her face, she’ll just scoff and say “well I haven’t been to the doctor in forever because I’m soooo busy and I didn’t get my height measured. Like, that’s normal.”
And if someone brings up the average height for women she’ll get triggered
and say she’s not a woman. She preaches about the difference between sex and gender, yet can handle someone pointing out that her sex is still female.
Yup. Her ass doesn't have Gender dysphoria, she has BDD and is just riding a bandwagon because she won't see a therapist and thinks people on tumblr are just as good as doctors.
She can't handle her body changed after pregnancy and wanted validation. Guess what's the easiest way to do that is?
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He uploaded it on July 22, 2016 (during Lameo's first and only vacation lmao) which was about three weeks after Billie came back post-Cuddlegate. Lame was (probably) 5 months pregnant at the time.
the comments are golden.
how do they both manage to keep their heads so firmly up their own asses?
Uh no, she ended up leaving that night. Greg raged about it in a video. That's also the reason he kept calling Ayallah ugly in another video.
What's with all these anons replying with things to other people like they are newfags lately? I've seen quite few people correcting others or pointing out common knowledge shit about the onions.
Ah, my mistake anon, sorry. Am not newfag, been here since the beginning. >>519193
I watched that video too and I was SO excited that he was going to do one on Lainey. I hope he does it anyway. Blaire White also calling out Lainey would be a dream.
I didn't mean that you were a newfag, I meant that I've seen a lot of people saying things to others that is like obvious to long time hate followers.
Also, sorry if I came off like a bitch and sounded hostile, it's just sometimes I notice when people point out shit about the Billie situation, defend her about the abuse or even point out that she is pretty (which IS irrelevant to be fair) people with a hate boner for Billie will screech that said anons are stanning Billie or say she's a slut or she's ugly or she knew what she was getting into, when in reality, like her or hate her for looks or personality, it's obvious that she was a teenager that they used for their sexual amusement.
Just because she consented, does not mean they didn't fuck her up emotionally from the whole debacle and even the consent thing is questionable because Greg basically told the internet that during a sex session, Billie felt uncomfortable to sitting on his face like he wanted.
But yeah, sorry for sounding like an asshole.
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Sadly they’re not wrong, Gruck is pretty much in love with himself.
I wish Blaire would make a video on Lainey too, but I don't think she will because she only trolls Greg because he's an aggressive douche. She reacts to other transtrenders like Lainey but I think she realises Lainey would cry like a little bitch and get too triggered
over it, Lainey also hasn't made any videos to or on Blaire personally, so I think Blaire will just leave it.
Blaire has however made indirect hilarious jabs at Lainey like in her recent video where she dresses as a guy and her caption said 'i look like someone onision would date'
She also said something along the lines of 'your confused wife' or some shit that Greg raged about and asked her in their debate why she was invalidating Lainey's special gender.
It was funny as fuck
Yeah he is his, but both he and butt-chin mc clone are still ugly as fuck. He might be a narc, but he has bad taste.
Also I wanna see more photos of Butt-chin mc clone, because I feel like he'd be even uglier without his beanie and 2deep4U angle and lighting. I bet he looks like one of those skinny gresy long haired metal heads who stink of b.o and are too shy to even approah a woman in public.
And I actually have a theory they use each other.
Greg is complimenting Butt-chin because he's younger and other patrons find him hot, and because he resembles himself, so BAM, more compliments by default.
Butt-chin probably either is a fanboy that models his likeness after Greg OR some ex gf or someone at his school or whatever told him he looked like Greg…either way, all he has to do is join the onision forums/be a patreon, and BAM instant pussy and nudes by default.
> I look like someone Onision would date
kek, I caught that, too.
Honestly, you're right. What makes Blaire so hilarious up against Onion is that she does not take him seriously at all (him and Plainey take themselves WAY too seriously). Making a video on Lainey would be taking them seriously and ruin the joke.
Apology accepted anon <3
Yeah, and I highly doubt that he went to Billie and said, "Hey, mind if I go on Youtube and tell the whole internet that I wanted you to sit on my face but you were uncomfortable? Yes? Ok, cool."
It makes me wonder what kind of shit they tried to make her do. It only came to light after he wanted to chain her to the basement and stuff like that. Before that, and even after, she's been pretty respectful/quiet about the whole thing. The only other stuff we heard was through Drew.
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omfg is this recent?
Yeah I think it's from the swamp prom video.
Seems the flies follow them to whatever house they move to.
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Kalvin liked this tweet so there is still hope for a video. Also I think this whole ordeal probably made him dislike lamey even more (and she wonders why people dislike her lol). Before it seemed like he didn't really know much about her but saw people were requesting a video. Funny because he refuses to make a video on some other person because he says shes a very nice person. Maybe lamey should have attempted that instead of screeching.
Also watching some of his other videos, the kid seems to have thick skin, so i doubt they are going to bully him into silence.
Yeah I have no doubt he pressured her into a lot of those threesome situations. Remember when he called her boring for not wanting to do the chained up shit? Or those awkward kisses with Lainey for his youtube video? He got mad with Lainey for sitting up and stopping their threesome once because she got uncomfortable too. And this was fucking admitted by Lainey!
And personally I'd choose to sit on the face then go anywhere near his smelly dick. I'd do a big fart while he was down there.
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Non-edgelord angle coming right up!
Mini grease but less fat and meaty and red but add a shit piercing and viola.
He's like if Greg had a little brother minus rosacea.
Also, I sound like such a bitch but I hate mouth and eyebrow piercings on men. It's always ugly betas that get piercings on lips or labrette.
Actually I change my mind, I hate lip piercings on both genders. Trashy as fuck.
Also thanks for the pics anon, I was so fucking curious.
Omg with no disrespect to Verne Troyer, god rest his soul, it'd be funny as fuck to shoop Greg and Butt chin's face's onto Dr Evil and mini me.
I honestly know it's probably too soon for some, but I'm making fun of his fictional character, not verne himself.
Suprised he's not more threatened by his younger, less redfaced doppelganger to be honest. Like I get he likes the comparisons but you would think he'd be mad at his clone stealing his attention and potential trinity members.
I wonder how much mini greg is paying him.
So first off, he kinda looks like Andy Biersack so you just know oldman onion loves the hell outta that and just like his older and much uglier counterpart, he too has mad forehead wrinkles. >>519260
Is it too soon? I could do it but i don't want to piss anyone off.
Forehead wrinkles are from trying to do the standard tryhard hot guy squinted eyes furrowed brow shit, although he keeps that shit up and he'll get the permanently.
Also it's not too soon for me, as I explained it's a fictional character not Verne himself, I just put the disclaimer incase other anons thought I was being insensitive or disrespectful because he died fairly recently.
Butt-chin/Butt-chin mc clone and other variables
Keep the nicknames coming kek
Please tell me he's not 16…>>519207
How cute, matching cold sores…
No, he's confirmed at least 18.
And the discorders gush saying he looks like Andy/Greg combined, so careful not to stroke his already enormous ego, anons! They're always watching!
It's like if Greg and Andy combined their dna somehow and fucked a rat and the rat gave birth to this man.
He looks like Greg and Andy and a rat all mixed together.
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jesus. this chick makes me look good. damn.
is that concealer or whatever on her lips?
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Ew, Gross ass youtuber-fucker.
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>It's not about me guiz!
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>I had no idea! I'm just standing up for trans rights!
ok straight wife, that's why onion rapidly fired out a video defending her. they want to act like such champions of lgbt rights yet onion literally sees lesbians as a sandwich that needs his meat. he doesn't see their sexuality as valid, he told that luxy girl she was sexually dysfunctional for not wanting his grease knob and he made maya uncomfortable. billie and lainey were never about supporting f/f relationships either because he always forced them to kiss for videos while he giggled and struggled to conceal his boner like creepy uncle greggy. people see through this shit. his wife's the invalid dysfunctional retard he needs to work on but he's tired of her sour puss.>>519308
mte i'm so tired of people claiming they're gonna do something and then chickening out. the only person who did and stuck to their guns really was joy and she exposed herself for the unhinged bag lady she truly is. why is everyone so scared of an army of fucking teenagers?
Hey since you are so altruistic lamey, why not stand up for the people your husband bullies? oh…not your problem right? The "not my problem" doesn't apply when someone is thinking about criticizing you but of course it's "not about you". Uh huh. That's about as believable as your made up gender.
Also clearly she was raging about it all on her discord before making those tweets worrying about it affecting her subs. There is caps here to prove it lmao.
I wish someone sane would call them out and stick with it instead of backpedaling into their own bullshit.>>519318
So does Onion but Blaire did it anyway.
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Lmao this alex shes friends with is a fucking cow i swear. I was looking through tweets related to the kalvin stuff and my god…conveniently ignores anything calling out onion and continues to suck on lamey's ass to further his trans agenda. Calls a 17 year old trans kid a "monster" and "bully" for not agreeing with him. Lol please. Your tweets with lames tweets are sending targeted harassment to a trans kid, but that doesn't apply to you I guess. I love how people argue that someone is terrible for defining trans, but then are defining it themselves lmao. gtfo.
Am I surprised these are the people lame is friends with? They are all horrible themselves. Anyone decent is out of her life pretty quick. If you are so upset over some high schooler saying something but fine with onion and all the people who support onion, nothing you say is of any value.
I think a lot of trans people are cautious about calling out other trans people because they don't want to fuel the truly transphobic people that think being trans is all made up. Also blaire called out riley in the past, then she made a video apologizing for it because when she talked to riley, she realized they were wanting to actually go through with transitioning (hormones, surgeries), so I think shes cautious about calling out lameo on the offchance shes not faking it. You can tell she thinks lameo is full of shit though.
I get not wanting to fuel the fire, but transtrender people are hurting the community as well because it makes it seem like trans is a fashion accessory you get to change every other day and you can treat it by just policing pronouns and not actually taking hormones/surgery. They make it seem like it is just a casual thing that doesn't require serious treatment that needs to be covered by insurance. Real trans people are at risk of killing themselves if they can't get hormones/surgeries to fix their problem. Transtrenders could take it or leave it, but they will make sure to let you know for that sweet attention! A majority of these people would never claim to be trans ten years ago when it wasn't so accepted or thought of as "interesting" and they wouldn't get a community of short-pastel-haired friends to go with it!>>519327>>519331
I'll report them both, but doubt it will do anything. Reporting alex is higher chance than lamey since he has less followers and his tweets were way worse.
and she's… a beauty youtuber?
i'm clutching my pearls in horror.
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She sure is grasping at straws for inspiration
This is all i see
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Is that shit running down the side of her nose suppose to be there?
Like is it shitty applied glitter, or she just didnt clean her face and they're eye boogers.
it's obviously eyeshadow fallout, don't be extra.
lainey uses an extreme smoothing filter, so anon used another extreme filter to combat it.
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sorry for being "extra" lol
if its eyeshadow fallout, and shes done both eyes, whys there nothing on the other side of her nose?
Plenty of possibilities. Picked too much up on the brush, scrubbed/"blended" too hard, used her dominant hand on the opposite eye, etc. If you watch the video, you see she says "this one isn't as white/bright" and goes back to pack on more pigment.
If you're drawing a mirrored image via drawing/painting/whatever, and accidentally drop paint/leave a hand smudge/etc, you don't make the same mistake on each side.
Thank god there's someone to stick up for our Laineybot.
You bullies shouldn't be insinuating she doesnt wash her face or has eye-rocks.
Thanks for the fallout explanation anon.
That’s not what he said.
He said he won’t go after people’s looks but he’s not going to stop doing the reaction videos and he is not sorry for them but maybe he went too far after going after people’s looks.
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~hey guys it’s Plainey~
Anons provide alternative opinion that the sudden appearance of mysterious white spots after applying white eyeshadow could be a result of GSH's shitty makeup skills.>>519401
Says anons are sticking up for GSH.
She desperately needs to drink more water. Wow.>>519424
23?? Her and Mooriah can be skin care buddies.
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Thanks Private Palpable.
I think we figured it out all by ourselves.
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I love all the anon art of shreg and I felt inspired to do a sketch.
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Hello fellow beauty gurus!
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Extraordinary work anon, Absolutely uncanny!
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Why is Greg wearing peach lipstick?
Does he think we won't notice?
God he really is that insecure.
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Its almost like Lame forsaw the future before her as a rundown mom with this haircut.
Oh my god, what in ForeverKailyn hell!! It looks like he tried a different one and then rubbed it off and left the smudge-remains of the first color there after applying the second and furthermore, that wiping off the first color also wiped off some of his foundation around the lips
I will say this though, he was color-matched pretty well. Probably in Sephora. The translucent matte setting powder is a really nice touch, too bad it's more trans than his wife is
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Another Instagram pic, but the picture and caption speak for itself.>>519656
Why the fuck is there a padded USPS envelope in the fire? Is this what the Onion's have resorted to to heat their home in the harsh Washington spring? Burning their fan mail?
HDU. Shreg was a COP! He'd never do anything illegal. He knows the law. Shreg is
He also trained with the marines, the army, the cia, fbi, kgb, etc. etc.
Best Onion! Billie & exes BAD!!!
I doubt they would side with him. If they rocked up at Billie's house all she'd have to do is show them one or 2 videos of him screaming like a banshee about her or his other exes, and it would be clear to them that he's insane and like to publicly post information about his ex girlfriends. I highly doubt if Greg made a call, no matter how calm and collected they would fall for his retarded ways. Look at the way Shiloh's manager dealt with him. He didn't buy into Greg's insults and childish manipulation.
Cops are trained to deal with difficult people and probably get vengeful friends or partners that falsely accuse their exes of shit all the time.
lol its pretty hilarious when you followed this from the beginning. She was perfectly fine posing in a bikini and even filmed in it with her tits out. She was attempting the body positivity shit and also trying to make model pics. She was also trying to be very feminine/girly for greg and going for a more mature look at times. She wore plenty of dresses and girly blouses and short shorts. Her hair looked fried if it got long, so she kept it short but still a longer length then her current hair.Guess it wasn't garnering her enough attention.
She cut her hair short and got complimented for being a cute boy, and then she noticed the ruby rose and other nonbinary trend. She was careful about picking her label and didn't say she was trans. Then she saw people believed her and it was getting her a lot of attention. She had fangirls copying her look (sarah, lane, etc who cut their hair like her) and calling her daddy. That was when she started having her own little posse of online friends, and she was obviously lonely so she loved it. Then she starts believing her own bullshit and wants to continue fitting in with the trans twitter people so she goes full blown "im trans!! More attention please!!"
Then billie comes in the picture and shes conflicted because onion says he loves billie's makeup and hair vids. So she has to sit and do some research on tumblr and convinces herself "ah yes, trans people can wear buttload of girly makeup and have longer hair if they want and still be trans! Okay sweet! I shall copy billie's look and still be trans!" She dyes her hair, does clown makeup, and wears "kawaii" shirts/onesies.
She also definitely wanted to jump on the "daddy" "little" trend but im guessing onion didn't want to carry her around like a baby and change her diapey and give her juice boxes so she gave up on that for attention and just went bull blown im trans…and gay!! I guarantee if onion was down she would have gone full binkie princess.
If Kalvin makes a video about lame i hope he gets all the faxxx like these in. She literally only said she was trans because she realized she looked like a “cute smol boye uwu” with short hair. Even after she got it cut she was still rocking girly clothes. She’s just following this new nonbinary SJW trend.
It drives me fucking bad. People like her are what people see trans people as. We are not like her. >>519514
The “you don’t need dysphoria to be trans” debate makes my blood boil. How the hell do you realize you’re trans without discomfort with your assigned sex? And i’m pretty sure every trans person considering surgery is scared of what could happen at one point.
I’m curious what she will do when she finally stops breastfeeding in like 5 years. Hopefully she’s grown out of this bullshit by then.
She cannot think that she looks good
There is no difference between Taylor and my female 50 year old P.E. Instructor, who runs in the sun everyday.
Creapey dry thin skin, makeup that ages, no ounce of moisturizer ever hits that skin. No water, no sun, no good oily fish or nuts or legumes or spinach in that diet.>>519526
This might be worse. The neck lines.
Taylor couldbe a turtle comming out of her shell here.>>519656>Greg>peach lipstick
Don't you know anon? New trailer means new lighting. Meaning Gregs gotta change up his makeup palette colour scheme.
He's just trying out new colors, he wants to feel pretty. Just like Bruce Jenner wanted to. You know, nefore he was Caitlyn.
and this >>518500
will never not be funny together.
Pinkies up!>gotta be fancy!
He’ll also rage that they can afford a gorgeous mansion in California, but he had to move to a swamp trailer. Clearly it has nothing to do with his poor financial choices, it’s ALL about the tyrannical YouTube picking favorites and demonetizing totally harmless videos about telling teenage girls if they look fat in their underwear, reading DDLG quotes, or bullying others constantly.
Jenna is the same age as Greg. She has a master’s degree. She has a supportive family and partner. She’s updated her content over the years and remained humble. She’s friends with a lot of other YouTubers.
But Gronk is the victim someone OKAYYY
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i think her blur/beauty shit is going nuts. tbh im not actually watching just scrolling for good screenies, but it seems her skin is smooth inconsistently
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I’ve been around since she was pregnant with troy.
She only cut her hair short because Greg used to be really vocal about how much he loved girls with short hair. She got her hair cut super short once in 2015. The video is still up on her channel last i checked and she even said “I hope I don’t look like a boy”. People complimented her and she immediately picked up the dude thing. She got some button up shirts from target and started having days were she would dress like a dude then days were she would wear a dress. (Pic related) She only really wore eyeliner so when she dressed as a boy she looked more masculine than she does now but it was more like she was playing dress up. That was around the same time she came out as bisexual and then came out as a gender queer (I’m not sure if she was using agender yet as she was going from one extreme to another which is more like gender fluid than agender) she started wearing less dresses but she was just dressing lazier rather than less feminine like a v-neck shirt and leggings rather than a dress. November 15th is the first time the backwards SnapBack made an appearance then after that it was all shitty boys clothes from target. She was dressing the most masculine the first time her and Billie dated then after that she would throw in the occasional girly outfit but stuck to mostly dudes close. When they started dating the second time is when she started the skinwalking and started dressing in the weird style she does now.
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Right before she got the short hair cut
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I remember. It's right here at 2:40. Says she's scared to look like a boy like it's something she doesn't want but then a second later says that it might be "cool", though.
Definition of a transtrender.
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Eesh. This one gives me the creeps, but it feels like a perfect representation of them.
Lainey looks smug as fuck that she landed herself such a prize catch, and her gay husband looks like a creepy predator.
make up usually requires a specific product to remove, not generic body cleansers.
personally id take it off before, since the hot shower will help your skin breathe, right? and open pores or whatever.
shows after she cleaned it off with the face wipes, and its still gross and not clean. removal prior wouldve probably allowed that to come off in the shower.
least she could keep a stiff upper lip in this picture.
well, if she had one.
With heavy make up like hers she should remove it before shower and then remove what is left during it. She clearly dont understand how face cleaning works, probably took idea from shreg who walks around with make up leftovers after skits. Despite having multiple showers a day.
I cringed so hard when she tried to wipe off make up with tissues, still has a lot on her face and then slapping on it face mask. And my favourite, during make up after doing her face she uses lip scrub and dont use moisturizer. What a beauty guru, no wonder she looks so bad, she fails at basic shit.
Her palette reviews are boring and uninformative as always.
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So I was looking at Lainey's Patreon introductions page and this one stuck out like a sore thumb.
This is totally a patron and not Shreg guiz.
Also, interestingly I noticed that exactly like with Shreg's Patreon, the exclusive patron-only videos get only 10-20 likes. The highest on Shreg's recently was 58, and on Lainey's it's 57. It just so happened to be her early upload of the 10 things Onision video. The prom video got only 22 likes, 10 comments. These are ostensibly her most rabid and faithful fans. Suspicious.
I have to wonder just how much money they are wasting by padding their Patreon accounts, because Patreon takes a nice cut.
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Samefag but just clicked on this patron's profile, they joined Patreon shortly before posting that and they aren't even a patron of Lainey's anymore.
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some more shrek fan art for yall
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Shregg uploaded another hilarous
epic roast on prank channels because he's so current and creative.
This one literally consisted of him raping his grandma. Rape jokes are only funny when HE'S the one making them, mmmkay?
Looks like he hasn't gotten around to deleting critism in the comments yet.https://www.hooktube.com/uDFqcCY-8MI
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God what is she.
She just uploaded a video to patreon saying pretty much she’s “revamping” her YouTube style. More vlogs, sit down chat videos. She said she’s going to have some videos coming up with her family and old friends. Who she’s referring to as family I’m not sure if she means like her sisters and parents or like Greg and the kids? Cause she’s said before her parents don’t like to be on camera. She also said she realises she needs to start looking at the hate and her comments blah blah and she’s been looking and has put moderators on her channel and says if anyone wants to be a mod to message her and she’ll get back to them. She then goes on and on about how she wants to be a positive person to young people and how she’s gotten so many messages from queer kids and such who have said her videos have helped them and that’s why she does YouTube and shit like that. Also house tour coming either today or tomorrow. I think it’s only for $25 patreons tho
>>519954>>519959>she wants to be a positive person to young people
She's definitely been watching Shane and wants to "inspire" people now kek.
The problem isn't going to be fixed by vlogging and inviting "old friends". The problem is that she's miserable, complains about everything and has no real identity outside of her gross marriage and gender crisis.
Shane's videos are compelling because he cares, knows who he is, leaves his house and surrounds himself with people he enjoys. He's genuine.
No revamp is going to work unless she stops being such a whiny, self-involved dipshit.
Greg wont allow her to travel to "interview" or do a Q&A with her family or sibling in NM.
The best we can hope for is a shitty skype call where her family members is just some small thumbnail in the corner.
At the worst it will be her holding up her phone to the microphone so we can her mom or whoever on speakerphone.
I love how Lainey and her gross gay husband think that if they just put the perfect magical combination of tags on their videos they will be super successful.
The only reason people are interested in Ryland's family Q&A is because they like Ryland. He doesn't sit in front of a camera rocking back and forth, caking on makeup, picking at scabs and complaining. He puts effort into his videos and he's likable.
Neither Shregg nor Lainey will ever be successful unless they do something about how their horrible personalities come across.
Maybe thats the catch for the free shit, She has to put it on her main. >>519982
Funny enough GSW said on younow that she's going to see her family around june. I thought it was pretty weird that grease even let her.
Yeah I can imagine either the brand wanted it on her main channel cause more subs more views or she put it there so people wouldn’t give her shit about applying it badly because it’s not a beauty channel. Can’t tell if she was being fake because it was a sponsorship (which is fucked up for subscribers) or if she genuinely just doesn’t know what good make up is or that they were 100% dupes.
Nothing bad with dupes but that could’ve even been a key selling point “dupes for ____ for a fraction of the price but just as good!” Beauty gurus do that shit all the time
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This big ol' speech sounds awfully familiar, Like bunny almost….hm.
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how long has jenna marbles been following the doormat? i barely noticed this
the sad thing shane would probably help her channel with a least a shoutout but bc of shreg he'll never help her
gurl, pls divorce that ugli school shooter looking bitch, it would be so lucrative for you!
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i will say, lainey's "i'm changing up my channel" / "plan for the future" plan feels FAR more honest than gerg's. I actaully think she might put a bunch of effort into their channel. her fans might actually get more out of lainey, which would again put it far ahead of greg's.
So because she's so "busy", she's going to put her minions on comment patrol. Good luck.
Shreg apparently does his own and hasn't been online today. He hasn't filtered out the negative comments or put hearts on all the positive ones yet. He must spend so much time on this kek. Even with a lot of people blocked (and many people not bothering anymore because they get instantly deleted) he still has tons of critical comments.
Also I love how she claims she doesn't care about the comments, it's all about her "fans".
I would much rather keep up with this incarnation of Lainey. Surrounded by friends, friendlier looking, slightly fashionable, relatable, etc.
Having kids, becoming isolated, being married to a soul-sucking jerk, and firing off 20 excuses of "being too busy" to put an effort into any of her youtube videos is really unappealing.
samefag, but, it's literally not too late for her to turn her shit around.
she could monopolize on reverting back, put up a humbling "I was a transtrender ?!" confessional where she doesn't pull a gurg and honestly talks about why she felt/acted the way she did, and start fresh.
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I'm so late to this reply but Lameo did not have big tiddies before getting gregnant. They were pretty small in this photo and she was 15~16 here
smol space prince is built like a brick house
Back then, some people were really hating on her, and i thought they were being too mean and she didn't seem all that bad. Now I think shes a huge cunt lol. Her ego is super huge now to the point shes shitting on actual trans people to boost her own status when shes clearly a fraud.>>520180
Even if she had smaller tits, you don't develop dysphoria and become trans just because you got pregnant and your body changed slightly. Plenty of moms feel uncomfortable about their post-pregnancy body. You don't claim a new gender. She is actually ridiculous. If she liked her smaller boobs, she can get a tit reduction/lift if they don't go down, not chop them off. She clearly said she was fine with her pre-pregnancy tits/hips and only had "dysphoria" after pregnancy. Then her only "dysphoria" pre-pregnancy is wanting a SLIGHTLY lower voice? Please.
Everyone called her plainey and said she was super plain when she got with greg and for the whole time she was attempting her "model" pics. It got to her, and she wanted to be special and unique, hence transtrender lainey. That's really all there is to it.
Well… Look at who she's married to. That's probably she she hates them. She'll probably go back to loving them after they divorce.>>520201
Yep. She's pretty much the tumblr version of Onion now.
It's stupid, but I think Shane is the only person who could "save" doormat and the kids from gerg. I mean Lainey always loved Shane and if he talked to her she could actually listen. + if he'd do it publicly lame would have a ton of support from his fans.
Shane if you lurk please make it your next big series lol
"Saving gender confused mom of two from evil narc husband" - that shit would get views
Yeah, but think about the kids. They don't deserve any of this.
Also I think that plainey could become a decent person with some sort of therapy… Not like shreg, he's a lost cause.
Also imagine gronks rage if Shane would meet Lame behind his back kek
She has become a bully herself, She knowingly enjoys belittling and shaming others with her husband to carry her husbands favor, She literally went after a 17 year old trans boy because she was so scared of her trender status being outed and losing views/subs, All the while propping herself to "care" so much about "LGBTQ+" kids.
She's a nasty bitch and shane would do well do stay away from her.
If she divorced Onion, dropped the transtrending space prince bullshit, and became a mommy vlogger, even still do beauty videos to hone her skills, she could probably do VERY well.
Like if she got better at doing makeup she could even try to become a freelance make up artist. She would need some real fucking training and school for that, but she enjoys make up and she wants to help people so why not become a make up artist?
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Always the super ethical one, Lainey is letting her greasy husband parade around in the clothing she's trying to sell on Poshmark. Mind you, for almost retail price. Without telling you he's stretching it out and greasing it up.
there's this pretty small channel i like.
it never get recommended to me, and even tho i'm subbed and rang the bell, i'm not regular notified on what it's up to.
so here's what i do: i check on it, manually. because i'm interested in it.
what i'm trying to say is, lainey, even if the system was fucked up, and your notifications don't reach your fans - if they want to see you content, they will find a way to do so.
don't underestimate people to the point where you think that - unless it's being pushed on them - people won't be able to find stuff they're interested in.
they're just not that into you.
Onion posted a $50-Patron-Only video having a 16minute breakdown video apparently. Tinfoil that he's baiting and seeing show far down he can post without having leaks.
Made an "apology" video free for all to see on how he's a spoiled brat and will be oooobr humble from now on.https://hooktube.com/v5s-VxqoRG8
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dat skin tho
I Really Messed Up
Published by OnisionSpeaks
Published on 18 May 2018
I needed to apologize after reflecting on my life. This video… it covers my recovery from a video I uploaded for very few patrons to see… basically from a really dark place, to a place of resolution… hope.
onision onisionspeaks i'm sorry sorry apology changes changing growing realization acceptance sadness strength hope help love kindness no swearing no cursing i messed up i really messed up messed up
This is an ugly human being
Even if he smeared dirt on his face on purpose, it must still really cheese old Greasy that he has a Brillo forest growing out of half his face every day. His skin needs a daily shave to stay smooth, and with his cystic acne and Roseca, I'm sure he shaves off the tops of zits and pimples everyday. Even the sores. >>520180
Honestly, no shade, this is the healthiest and cutest that I've ever seen Taylor be.
She's just being her, no fake hair, no fake transtrending, no greasy orge husband.
Oh wait, 15-16??
Mmm, okay, see, this, this
Taylor is why
Greasy became her "friend"
Just like him posing with that Miley Cyrus cutout of her around 15-16, and Greasy proclaiming, "this is my ideal girl to be with", his continued penchant for 15-16 year olds continues to be extremely disturbing.
So why. Did Taylor. Think that. Because her. Vag and boobs. Are so loose and droopy. Due to age. That turning. Into. A "Boi". Is gonna. TURN. ON. OLD. GREG??
(Like, where's the logic behind it?)
Such smol delicate space bean uwu
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Dude she was 15. Tits grow between 15-20 even if you don’t have a kid. Also can we not talk about her 15 yo tits??? Like I get she got pregnant young but there are still pictures of her 18+ before she got pregnant.
Picture was posted in March 2013 but another picture with the same outfit was posted October 2012
Also does anyone remember when someone called her immature and she boasted about having D tits? It was before/around 2014 if I remember.
Yeah I missed that too tbh.
From his Patreon page.>Advocates (Level 6)>$50 or more per month ∙ 13 of 20 patrons
I wonder if one of the thirteen is a farmer.
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>>520399>Also does anyone remember when someone called her immature and she boasted about having D tits? It was before/around 2014 if I remember.
Found it. It was post-pregnancy. Clearly this must be a sign of dysphoria.
Good find anon, she was pregnant with Troy during this. They conceived around ~March 2013 and gave birth in January 2014.
It's so weird that Lainey had to overcompensate about her maturity because Greg robbed the cradle.
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I found some more dysphoria for y'all. She clearly always hated her boobs and wanted them to be small guys.
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Also this sounds like she was replying to someone saying they wish they had big boobs, and clearly she is saying she wanted bigger boobs when hers were smaller. But yeah totally dysphoria. Always wanted to be a boy since she was little!
lmao exactly. You can tell she has no idea wtf shes talking about, and contradicts herself constantly. Yet she wants to make videos about gender and misinform people and be the spokesperson of being trans while shitting on actual trans youtubers. Her faking her gender wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't also making videos about the topic that her young fans are going to watch and then they too will be like "im trans because i wanted to be skinnier too!!">>520456
i get so annoyed with these transtrenders who are going on about wanting to be "they/them" because they are nonbinary and want to still dress as a girl at times, but they are always okay with "he/him", but "she/her" HELL NO!! It just seems misogynistic or that they don't want to be called by their normal pronouns because that's too "basic" and "cis". It has nothing to do with whats comfortable. They just want to make sure they are unique.
The fact that she always refers to herself as a boi says it all. She's a grown adult, but would never refer to herself as a man because it's not about gender, it's about being a cute, fun teen space prince.
It's insulting to trans people with actual struggles and at this point I'm starting to think she's just as bad if not worse than her idiot husband.
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Kek he's not only humble guys, but he wants everyone to know he's just shy of 6ft tall!
Why do I get the feeling he's trying super hard for some fresh teen puss?
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I’ve always been uncomfortable with Urgh!
s “comedic” gun violence toward his female collaborators, so I knew this video would have some gross behavior.
Starts at 8:35
Don't his military records confirm his height?
Doesn't change the fact that his need to constantly reinforce it is pathetic. Also has head is huge and accounts for most of his height… so even though he is nearly 6ft his body is totally out of proportion
You can't make a lainey video without benefiting greg. People would look her up and soon find shes married to greg. Greg would also not stand by and watch, he'd instantly make 20 videos trying to jump on the train and people would watch because its related to the shane/lainey video they just watched.
Idk why people want Shane to help her. I don't think he should promote that you can obsessively tweet older youtubers and get what you want by instantly marrying one, spending the whole marriage stepping over other people and luring young teens for him, then getting another youtuber you obsessed over to help you once again so you can fulfill your dream of becoming a huge youtuber. I think he likes helping people he believes are talented, genuine, and have molded their own success.
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Can he just make up his mind about his height?
I remember some anons mentioning that he might be editing his own IMDB but then this nickname is kek
Tinfoil! Maybe they had one of those commitment ceremonies and that ring she made a video of throwing was for that?
But I feel like Onion would have milked it more if that were the case.
Well all shes been doing recently is claiming how real her dysphoria is, so its further proof she lied about hating her boobs and having boob dysphoria. She actually wanted them bigger and was insecure about them when they were small.>>520604
I remember during that time she was trying to look more mature because of the whole age gap thing. She didn't want to appear as a young teen. Now it's like shes doing the opposite and wanting to appear young. Oh poor lamey.
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Literally in five seconds she barely moves and you can see the filter adjust so that she goes from dark and freckled to pale and almost blemish free. She’s such a fucking fraud, lol.
She looks like a dried out dog turd in the before and after filter tho tbh. Sometimes I almost feel sorry for her.
Yeah you have to pay to edit them and prove who you are, he added a business address when he and some guy were going at it and he used the building across from SGs house as his "business address" to fuck with him.
Shreg wishes he married Billie…
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I guarantee it's 100% poorly acted Patreon bait. He not only "had a tantrum" but then edited it..and uploaded it? Why? >I ONLY want my special $50 Patrons to see my spergout!>tags it "Behind the Scenes" and "Exclusive Content"
This post shows that 15
people had access to the video. According to his Patreon, he has 13 $50 patrons, 9 at $100 and 2 at $250. Did he not allow the higher tiered patrons to watch?
Also, yesterday his $1+ patron only video says 1073 patrons had access. Funny, he only has 1013 patrons and yesterday he had fewer than that. There's something very screwy with his numbers.
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It's kind of sad, tbh. This need to put on this blemish-free face (except for streams). Worse yet, having to look at that face every single day when a simple facial routine could do.
Then again, looking at gronk every day and his Skin Disease(TM) must make her feel better about herself and less pressure to look perf for him.
She can't learn from Shane. He is all about being genuine and real recently, and she can barely sort out her lies and is super fake.
For one, she truly doesn't understand that faking trans isn't cool. The novelty of it will die out in a few years, and she will be left living a complete lie and people would have moved onto the next thing. Actually if she came out and made a video admitting she was confused about all of it, so she thought she was trans but realized she wasn't, it'd actually be something people would respect. Instead, she does the typical lainey thing and doubles down on her bullshit, and started making up reasons why she was trans and making up things she feels dysphoria about, always hinging on MAYBE ill get surgery/hormones in the future.
Even excluding that, her content is clearly nothing she is really into. The makeup videos are dull because she isn't really even passionate about makeup, she just thought it takes no effort to create a makeup channel. There really is nothing to her personality besides "im gay" and "agender trans daddy space prince boi". She never seems like she is interested in anything of substance. She is so bland and superficial.
She never had to struggle to get to the top. She rode off onion's success and his advice is awful so not like she can learn from him. She would make shit video after shit video and get a ton of views just because of onion, so she thought she can just make anything and be successful. Now that his channel is dying, she no longer can ride off his, and she never learned what works and what doesn't.
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Lamey is reacting to "hater" tweets.
This link should work. Accidently copied the wrong link.
not even 1 minute in, she mentions she a smol bean.
Lol she plays off the girlfriend boyfriend tag thing as "what would i call it then?". Oh gee lamey i don't know, you love labels so much. But in that instance you are fresh out of ideas I guess. There is just no way you could rename it, but you can rename yourself. >>520750>I'm literally not pressed about someone making a hate video about me.
She 'literally' was enough to rant to her husband who made a white knight video for her, and rant to her trans friend who screams at a 17 year old for her, and rant in her discord about it. But yeah totally not pressed lamey.
All because a 17 year old trans kid doesn't want you appropriating something he actually suffers and deals with.
That part triggered
the hell out of me. Not only does it prove that gender dysphoria is a fucking joke to her, it proves she’s spectacularly stupid. I hope she gets dragged for filth.
And she is a psychologist. I'm not sure about us online degrees but if she was into child/teen development she would have some basic sexuology and topics about differences between for example natural teen anxiety and insecurities vs legit dysphoria/abnormalities? It's harmful to her viewers, there is enought tumblr bs making young people confused and worried about what they are and why. >>520733
Shane actually is quite honest with his content and fans, and even if its cringy (but im not his demographic) you could see that he understands new trends and improved his quality and stopped making silly skits a la onion years ago.
I love how onions are trying to copy what he is doing and what is cool for teens but they are so stupid and fail every time (mukbang, honest talks, sexuality, 10 things). Maybe they could just name their videos 'parody of x' and it would be received much better?
She has totally cherry picked which tweets she included, which was pretty much expected. There are a lot of very damning replies to her especially lately.
Also, watching her attempt to be funny is the cringiest thing ever. She is so terrible at acting aloof. Also it's really irritated her doing that whole weird social repose inflection in how she talks. Same when Jaclyn does it. It's fucking stupid.
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Don't know if relevant but Kalvins video is being posted on trans facebook groups.
Will delete if not relevant.
>>520781>He then says that he will respect actual trans people's pronouns and continues to call em she the whole video
Well he did say actual
trans people. This person needs to get out of the house and take a break from the internet. Plainey is a transtrender, nothing more. I like how they also conveniently leave out that her husband makes fun of trans people too and Plainey's okay with it.
>>520781>Dude that shit hurts if you're not binding correctly
Then stop being a baby and learn how to bind correctly?? This has to be a triggered
transtrender who can't stand being called out. A person with dysphoria who enjoys breastfeeding? Sure Jan.
correcting pronouns in the very first comment.
She is insufferable.
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What about when she "misgenders" herself outside of those videos? Forgot to mention that Lamebo.
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Looks like LGH has to invest in a sports bra real soon.
He did respect her pronouns. She said it doesn't matter lol. Also wtf is ey/em/eirs. People are getting fucking ridiculous with their labels.
I feel like theres a lot of trans people who feel the same way as Kalvin but feel like they can't say anything because the community will attack them, which is sad because now their community is being overrun with a bunch of fakers and telling actual trans people what they can/can't feel. This whole trend is fucked up.>>520842
It's like she doesn't understand that mom and grandma are gendered terms. That must not have come with her tumblr handbook on trans people.
>>520745>has your mouth gonorrhea cleared up yet?
that cracked me the fuck up
I like that she admits that the whole prom video was just so she could make up an excuse so that Shreg would dance with her for 2 songs (7 minutes total)
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maybe kenneth just wants greg to blow his brains out
or have lainey do it, if you subscribe to that theory
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Jfc he literally uploaded an ad for his Patreon under the guise that it's too edgy for YouTube. So desperate.
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Guess he needs to be a bit quicker about deleting those negative comments kek
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What even is that last paragraph?
>positive LGBT vlogs
>I think about YouTube and uploading regularly
Don't forget this>because creating videos and seeing the positive impact they have makes me happy. Thank you for watching & subscribing to my adventure
This literally sounds like the same fake bullshit LGH is so fond of saying. She's truly becoming him.
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Sitting in his garage/basement, giggling about looking at pixelated furry tits.
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My account is private, this is what a follower request on Instagram looks like.
He's such a fake.
Markiplier just did that, but all the profits went to charity, and he did it because he hit his highest amount ever in a charity stream.
Grug would never donate to charity, he's too selfish.
Besides that nobody wants to see him naked.
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LGH is on younow watching videos he made with Cyr while guesting someone he's not really interacting with.https://www.younow.com/Onision
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Apparently not. Out of over 1000 patrons, only 28 likes per usual. Also per usual, the # of people listed that have access to these videos is vastly different than the # of patrons he lists on his sidebar.
This says 1086 patrons have access, but his total patron # is 70 people lower. He also just posted something for $100 patrons which said 7 people could access, yet his sidebar lists "9 of 10" $100 backers. He's definitely fudging the numbers, I'm just curious how much.
So, in Lainey's recent younow, she claims she's 'not ready' to 'come out' and basically live her true life as a dude because her family wouldn't understand and it's not worth the hassle.
Can someone tell me how a family that her husband says she only sees /twice/ a year has any bearing on her life?
She claims they wouldn't use the correct pronouns so it'd be pointless but why doesn't she just do what she does to the internet and enforce it?
Won't even change as something as simple as a name, but wants everyone to take her fake transtrender bullshit seriously because she got a "boy" haircut. Come tf on.
The kids can call her whatever she feels comfortable with them calling her. Caitlyn Jenner still has her kids call her dad so it’s not unheard of for a trans person to still have their kids call them “mom” or “dad” after they transitioned. I mean it might be a little more confusing to younger children but kids adapt pretty well.>>521092
“Not worth the hassle” automatically means she’s bullshitting. She’s not 16 and living with her parents nore is she 19 and in college funded by her parents. Other than them disappointed in her and misgendering her nothing in her life would really change?? I mean it’s not like they were happy with her choice to run away and get knocked up by onion but they have seemed to accept her choices after some time. Why does she think this will be any different.
Now he thinks the answer to happiness is considering yourself as worthless and obsessing over the fact that you "don't have things forever" and that people will all leave you. There'd almost, ALMOST be something there if he'd mentioned expressing gratitude for people while you have them in your life, but since he's ACTUALLY unhappy and ACTUALLY stupid, his scarcity mindset falls ridiculously short of inspirational. He's happy now for his truck, but not for his wife, kids, family… he talks about THINGS nonstop.
He just comes across as an emo boy getting high for the first time in the body of an old ugly lesbian rambling on about how nothing matters.
Two days ago, she said that her dad was FaceTiming her once and he saw the Agender pride flag in the background and asked what it was and she told him and he said “…….okay.” So that’s her whole basis on her family ignoring her charade. She also claimed her sister had a dream that her child was agender and got bullied at school so now she has more sympathy for Lainey.
I don’t doubt her family sees what’s happening and thinks it’s absurd but there isn’t much to be done. They probably see her as brainwashed and tried to help/warn her about living with and marrying Greg so young. There isn’t much they can do for her now.
See, here's more evidence that Onision fudges his numbers by buying views and clicks and likes.
It says 52 people are watching or have watched the stream.
Yet somehow it has 1,538 likes already. But not views.
Something is screwy here>>521011
Here here anon!
His comments on his twitter feel more real to life. With the same 20 people watching, and half are haters.
Onision keeps pumping numbers to inflate how big he is. Kinda likr how he needs to pump his shrimpy d to make it visible for any suk mi
you misunderstand how younow works anon, likes are irrelevant and unrelated to views and viewers.
one single person could give a stream 100k likes if they wanted to.
Because sexualising a children’s toy (one that might legitimately be his child’s toy) isn’t creepy at all?
Funny side note, I was reading through some onion stuff last night bc bored and I rediscovered the video he made about not being a speaker at vidcon and he actually talked about how Shane was a speaker yet he made pedo jokes, he then followed that up to say that it’s all comedy and he supports Shane in his freedom to joke around and say offensive things because “that’s what people love” and that he finds him hilarious and his jokes are inappropiate but “it’s funny nonetheless”
Old and ot but I found it so funny
>>521125> …to remember what it’s like to feel happiness for the simple things, ok? To not feel like you’re so entitled, like you deserve every other thing that every other person has…
Everyone has been telling LGH to be humble and grateful for what he does have since he began complaining about losing views and money. He told all of us we were haters who just didn't understand his struggle to survive.
I cringe so hard when he attempts to explain anything mildly philosophical but all he can muster is word-salad and clumsy, nonsensical comparisons. Any critique of consumerism, capitalism, etc, already talks about this shit with way more insight and nuance, but this moron can’t even read.
I wouldn't care that LGH is mind-numbingly stupid if it weren't for presenting his "epiphanies" as if he's the first one to ever contemplate this stuff, and suddenly an authority. The only reason he’s trying to make this some kind of moral issue is so he can feel superior. If he hadn’t obliterated his chance at being successful, he would be buying another McMansion with 5 empty rooms and Teslas to lure in new teen pussy, and telling everyone else they’re opinions are meaningless without YouTube views.
I feel like he goes through stages of trying to accept his shitty life with no money, a shittier house, stuck with Lainey and 2 kids he doesn't even care about. He tries to convince himself that he's grateful, and humble, but then he logs onto youtube and insta and twitter and sees how much better everyone else is doing, which in result makes him sperg out and get salty, bitter and jealous of their happiness. Unhappy that he no longer has a huge house and cute girls to choose from and separated from his one true love, money.
He's too entitled to ever be happy. He literally thinks the world owes him.
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So LGH just uploaded yet another video rating his patrons. Same old shit, but there was something of note.
He accused the girl in this photo of "being an edgelord" and pretending to be gay.
Hmmm.. that not only sounds a bit familiar, but how does that not go against everything he and his straight wife have been sperging about for the last week?https://www.hooktube.com/5buK5FliRrE
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Gregory lookin' like a whole snack.
Preserved for eternity. The video shows the patreon discrepancy:http://sendvid.com/5fvsjj5u
Could there be anything wrong with Patreon, like a bug? I dislike to point fingers and then find out, it wasn't his fault.
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Not to sperg out on this too much, but there's something really screwy going on.
In his latest poll for $2+ patrons, it says 602 people have access. A quick look to his sidebar:>317 $2 patrons>323 $5 patrons>85 $12 patrons>31 $30 patrons
That's 700+ patrons without even counting the $50 and aboves. I don't totally understand what's happening or who reports the numbers but it's puzzling and very strange.
the entire focus of being transgender is>i'm trapped in the wrong body
so lainey feels uncomfortable being a female but>won't go on t>won't get surgery>won't change pronouns to he>won't change name to a male name>won't stop falunting her female body>won't do anything at all to change her body
that doesn't sound like someone who feels ill and suicidal because they hate their body so much. it sounds like insecure bitch trying to get sympathy. she's trying to twist it into "i'm scared that family won't accept me" which is a real thing transgender people go through BUT they all feel absolutely fucking miserable living like that. they get suicidal as fuck, that's the entire point, that's why doctors tell them to transition. she is not suicidal or depressed, she's completely okay with this. so much that she's now adding excuses and excuses and excuses as to why she won't fucking do anything about transitioning. newsflash: its because you don't want to go through all that process because you don't actually feel suicidal for being a female. you just want a fucking tit job but you're boyfriend told you only dumb girls do that. so tired of this faker.
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And that's the video where this scene comes from.
The Real Onion, without lovely Edit-Anons HD edits, but equally as horrifying.https://hooktube.com/watch?v=vRx0GX6z670
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Idk here she's giving me alcoholic Kris Jenner vibes. Finally divorced, grown kids time to live it up!
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From Grease Lords latest UhOhBro
This is why my skin crawls
Are they talking to each other like this and swearing in front of their kids? Honestly the swearing isn’t as bad as setting up horrible modeling for them in the future.
You can’t see the kids but you can hear a kid’s toy sounds in the background.
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??? It’s very much still there. Here It is again with a 15minute time stamp
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You can see a small child's head in the background behind Lainey so yes they're saying all of these nasty things in front of little impressionable sponge Troy. It's fucked up, 4 year olds don't understand sarcasm or irony.
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How could you forget?
It was at least 2/3rds of her entire personality.
She sure dropped those fidget spinners didn't she?
Once they lost their luster and shine and were no longer new?
Just like Gronk will do to her soon, once he decides which 15 year old will do.
When he jokes about hitting her "five more times" is when you can clearly see their kid in the backseat.
Disgusting. Absolutely no hope for these kids growing up well-adjusted. And this is the stuff they're comfortable with showing us.
:48 seconds in.
Not worth a SS because it's a split second. Top of his head in a forward facing booster.
She's turning into Greg. Both figuratively and literally.
Now she's just mashing all her content together across her channels, so she can't even recognize what she's supposed to be doing anymore.
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T+++ clearly has his head down and is using a tablet/phone to play games as most kids his age do nowadays. So not quite paying attention to his parents yelling. Must be a commonplace occurrence.
Fuck knows what he's internalizing subconsciously though. Those first 10 years are so integral to a child's development and truly shape who they'll be for the rest of their lives.
Lame-o clearly learned nothing from her cracker-jack-box online degree.
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It seems like they've been fighting non-stop since they've moved to the swamp mansion. Perhaps all that space was what was the key to their 'successful marriage' - I really do believe they went days with out seeing each other living in the old McMansion. Also what on earth is Gurg thinking comparing himself to a person who has PTSD.
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You guys are really confused.
You see a blur or T's head on the driver side (note that this is where he was sitting in the Tesla too, as they had shown in the carpool karaoke video) For some reason, she seems to keep T's identity much more protected than the littlest when she slipped up a few weeks back.
The youngest is facing away from us. It looks like a convertible car seat, the type that can be used basically the entire time they need a car seat. I think both kids are there, but you only see a blur or the oldest for a second.
The only reason I bother to point this out is because those kids are there. And while they might have headphones on (though I doubt the youngest is able to be distracted like that at such a young age) they're stupid if they think their kids don't hear it and internalize all this crap they do to each other. It's damaging on so many levels. If they continue to be raised around this level of dysfunction, they will most definitely struggle to deal with their emotions in healthy ways and if they make it to public school, they're going to have a load of problems. Anyone would. It sucks that their parents are so obsessed with their YT life and personas that they don't care enough to try to let their kids grow up seeing good role models that don't try to hurt each other.
I mean their relationship is problematic
and will affect their children whether they believe it or now. That's what anons are pointing out, the fact that the Onions basically verbally abuse eachother in front of the kids. Imagine what they see in that house that we don't personally see on the Onion's various platforms.
>>518296>i can finally get… to deliver the best stuff…no holding back anymore
God, a fucking broken record greg fuck
Oh look!! 7 days ago Greg said at>>521301>This morning Shreg tweets: "My video views are lower than ever… you know what that means? Time to make the best videos I've ever made, ever. Times infinity!"
Shreggly Adams says every week, "oh, ____ happened, guess what, its time to make my best content ever, no holding back!!!"
Yeah, see, shregg, you do nothing outside in the real world. All your "jokes"(snort) and material is stale as fuck, because you do jack shit. Nothing you do is fun. Everything about your life sucks. You hate everything and hate publicly downsizing.
Promise you though, all of us here love to watch your continual fall into obscurity. Have fun with your flies in your trailer with your trashy wife.
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I didn't plan on posting that originally, but between the original comments on the video and the comments I've seen here, I don't want anyone to doubt for a second that they're not exposing their kids to their fuckery. It's amazing the lengths I've seen some Gronk stans go to, trying to explain away any criticisms anyone has over them.
Example here. So just putting this shit to rest. No doubt they had them there and the reason it matters is because it sucks that this is their "normal".
I guess patrons can look forward to only the highest
quality videos of having their pictures rated now, because Shreg is serious
this time guize!
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How genuinely embarrassing
They probably dont even really care? I'd be more concerned that shes still married to a psycho and my grandkids are around that psycho. She wants like a big reaction from them about being agender, but she lied to them about her marriage and ran away. And she probably ignores them/gets greg to threaten to keep her away from them if they voice any concerns about her relationship. Like who gives a shit about your fake gender when there is all this other shit going on? They also know you almost divorced over bringing an 18 year old into your marriage and your husband cheated on you? But you want them to care about your gender? It's one thing if she actually TRANSITIONED, but shes buying some ugly suits. Lmao. WHO CARES?? She should be happy they don't make a big deal about it. Her parents must be saints to not disown this tragic trainwreck who treats them like garbage.>>521233
It is so weird how they have an entire car ride and just ignore their kids the majority of the time, and fight in front of them. Why does she think anyone wants to watch this? She is so lazy, she just films any old shit video to put up.
>>521329>Two children>Clearly female>Has told birth stores>DOESNT HAVE A VAGINA
If I wasn't on my broken phone, I'd post some mind blown gif
The lengths some people go to. Like… Is this real life.
Seeing all that powder flying off her face and landing on her shoulder made me said "fuck" out loud.
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Ha ha ha haha ha ha!!!>>521373>No wonder Billie didn’t want to sit on his face. She was scared of getting a disease
Omg anon, am dead, especially after shregglys face at >>520928>>520885>>520367>>518907>>518510
And the doodle at>>520718
His face is so rancid, like a cheese left in the fridge too long, and somebody dropped it on the crusty floor of their old mcmansion a week into it, and they never wiped the grime off, so now its covered in floor crud and germs underneath the hardened rind and various blue and white molds that have started growing all over the old cheese.
That's Shregg's face.
No more hotties for you hahahah ha!
Laimey looks and acts more and more like Social Repose it's uncanny. She often talks exactly like he does in her videos. ( especially in this one https://hooktube.com/watch?v=kZGvVKvKW7I
) Like the stutter or repeating of word, for example here at 3:17 she looks and sounds so much like him.
With her face basically looking like a female version of Richie.. I wonder if LGH actually was into SR in some weird way and this is why he used to be so obsessed w/talking about him.
Talking like Morty from Rick and Morty?
I dont watch social repose, but for me she has typical over the top bitch smug voice. Maybe that is how space princes sound like? Or she wants to appeal to teens with all that 'slay queen' stuff.
I checked one of her first videos (q and a) and she sounds way better, more calm and nice. Maybe its my imagination but despite that she still has something smug about her voice, maybe its accent or im biased.https://hooktube.com/watch?v=8r4GPXF05FY
Exactly! I was JUST about to comment about this. Even if she was just on Retin-A it would help her acne and her premature aging too!
As for the foundation, it's called color-correcting. She color corrects under her eyes, but not her acne. Total dipshit.
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The IG onision flop account greasybot posted the clip of Lainey saying that you can 'choose' your dysphoria. She responded in the comments.Nothing milky but it confirms that she DOES lurk hate blogs.
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I hope I censored correctly this time btw
>>521454>i don't know who the fuck would choose to feel this way.
Look in a mirror and you will know who.
She literally whined about her small chest in the past and wanted bigger boobs. Then she decides to be agender. All of a sudden "i have always had chest dysphoria and want them to be flat!" Sounds exactly like you picked and chose what dysphoria to have, but yeah…keep on with your bullshit.
>>521329>you have no proof how Lainey was born
omg…how can somebody be this fucking stupid? Even 11-year-olds know where babies come from. Why are so many people willing to bend over backwards to defend and adore random ass people who just happen to put themselves in front of a camera?>>521459
It wouldn't be surprising if she has dysmorphia, since tons of women do, but she's obviously confusing the two concepts so that she can have some sort of quality that makes her "unique" because she's utterly unremarkable as an unemployed mother of two with no interests or hobbies beyond attachment parenting and makeup.
I had to stop at 4mim because he was just repeating himself and rambling.
Greg sucks, and I know this, but I still kind of want to believe. Sadly, he probably won't even last a week - and I'm being generous with that estimate.
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At 3:20 he doesn't even spell her channel name right lmao muh high IQ though
Yeah it's clear as day she was an insecure girl and wanted to be thinner, and wasn't happy with her body. Like most people in the world. She got compliments about being a 'cute boy' when she joked about being an emo boy, and thinks she can pull off the "scene/emo" boy look. So she decides to cut her hair short. Gets more compliments about being a cute boy. All of a sudden, she decides to be agender, and gets a even more compliments for it. All of a sudden shes full trans. lol.
She doesn't want to be a man. She just wants to be an emo/scene looking "boy" because she was obsessed with them, which is a feminine looking dude. People joke that scene boys look like girls/lesbians anyway. >>521470
Hes said hes been done with drama videos about fifty times in the past, and yet continues. I've literally heard this video before from him. People can barely even care about his drama videos at this point, let alone a onion who has become a "better" person. No one believes that will ever happen anymore lol. I think the only video anyone wants to watch is him divorcing lamey and not the clickbait kind.>>521484>"always unhappy and miserable"
Sounds like they were…depressed.
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>>521490> I think the only video anyone wants to watch is him divorcing lamey and not the clickbait kind.
Even Greg knows it, pic related.
It's sad how many clickbait videos they make about divorcing and those tags lol.
It's funny because the one time he could break off things with who hes dating cleanly is with lame, but hes stuck with her. It's simple. "I'm attracted to girls, and she wants to dress/act masculine. I respect her decision but it's not what im attracted to." Done. and then could easily introduce new "girly" girl as his gf. But he can't find anyone anymore and he risks losing lamey as his cashcow.
And unfortunately lamey is the one who fits his criteria as complete doormat who will build up his ego and follow any rule he lays out for her. If she was actually entertaining, talented, and hot, he would have probably been happier with her.
Ive wondered, is his constant promoting of her channel——
1. His way of lovebombing her, and making sure the public see how much he loves her.
2. Hes Laineys suitcase pimp now, he needs to make sure she prospers on her channels because thats how he keeps bean burritos in his mouth since he cant break the 2K mark with his YT money and Patreon.>>521514
Hes also in like all her videos lately, but shes in none of his. I'm surprised he doesn't make her act in his. Her excuse used to be that shes camera shy, but now shes not.>>521515
He wants to seem like a nice guy who is open to his wife being trans, in hopes it attracts her fans to him. That's also why in her videos lately hes been attempting to act nicer a lot of the time, but he can't help being onion so he slips.
And he also wants to promo her channel just like he also would promote her before with his "well if you hate me and think my wife is a victim, go support her <3" as if we didn't know the money would also go to him. Same with him wanting debates to be done on her channel as if its "neutral" ground. Same here, he knows if he can't win over fans he can still get their money through lamey.
haha, well, I did say want
I think the only reason I take this one a little more seriously is because he claims Lainey herself to be the one making him want to change, not… generic views, etc. But even then it's only cause she shamed him with her 10 Things video.
Man, if kids weren't involved I don't think I'd give a fuck either way tho.
I'm almost more interested in seeing how long he can keep up the charade this time.
It's not Lainey making him want to change. lol. It is the views. He is noticing his views dropping to all time low, and hes desperately scrambling for anything. Also note how he mentions the shane thing as if he realizes he made a big deal out it, and he is wrong. He probably wants to mend bridges so he can get collabs, just like how he "apologized" to jaclyn. I won't be surprised if he makes an "apology" to shane in hopes he or lainey can get a 3-part series on his channel.
If it doesn't get him anymore views or people don't believe him, he stops playing nice. Just like in the past. He'd soon realize he could make an asshole video (his true personality) and get the same or even MORE views. So his "i'm ready to change" shit would go out the window.
>>521535>If it doesn't get him anymore views or people don't believe him, he stops playing nice.
If anyone wants a condensed version of how Shreg treats people, listen to the infamous Onision Voicemails he made to A.
The stages he goes through when dealing with a person during a usual weeks or months period was shorten down to a few hours and 13 voicemails.
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I wonder that too. The whole nonbinary space prince thing started when she got a tumblr and wanted to be special. But before all of that she was always girl and actually cute based off of the photos on her Instagram. Now she looks dead and bitter but hey, gronk does too
She kind of did after the billie thing when she was growing out her hair and dying it billie colors, wearing more girly clothes, and doing more extreme makeup looks.
Then she all of a sudden is going back to the trans thing and wants to be more of a dude now. I guess she realized it didn't help her keep onion since he was continuously looking for girls despite her being girlier. And now she feels more secure that he wont dump her as long as her youtube channel is churning out money. And the trans thing is basically half her personality/content she can make. A lot of her audience are nonbinary transtrenders. I wouldn't be surprised if onion encourages it because he sees that as a market that he can't tap into because no one will believe hes nonbinary lol.>>521577
tumblr was around before people started the whole gender trend. She of course decided to be agender when ruby rose became popular and gender nonconformity was big on tumblr/twitter and hence the transtrending began.>>521578
I feel bad for her kids. They are never gonna get to go on vacations. Troy is kindergarten age. She only sees it as "me me me", not oh i should take my kids out to places.
I thought that was fucking stupid too. From 0-18 years my parents took us all on at least one vacatiom a year.
Truthfully its probably because they don't want to pack the kiddos in a car and yell at eachother in the car for like 4 hours. These poor kids probably have zero normal childhood experiences and the Onion's clearly aren't pressed to give their children any of those.
nail on the head
Take that first minute and a half from her recent GET READY WITH ME - IN THE CAR video where they're yelling, arguing and cussing at each other, and stretch it out to a 4 hour car drive to Wild Waves or 3 hour plane trip to Disneyland and tell me that if you were T or C you wouldn't unstrap yourself from your car seat and roll out of the car.
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So this video he put out has the results of a poll to determine the direction of Onision content split amongst patreon and YT.
But for such a big important poll for his patreons, only 50 people voted. Here is a screenshot somewhere between :30-1:00 of the video.
Maybe Greg only has around 50 patreons that are real, and the rest are sock puppets accounts he buys himself.
If not, then why aren't more patreons engaged with the Grease?>>521572
God that fucking chin lump again
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Just a side note about her most recent Beautybot video.
Its hard to tell but Im sure that Grug did that douchebag move of tapping the brakes or gas pedal so that the passenger spills their drink, except this is an expensive camera that her teen fans paid for. His giggle after it falls is a dead give away he did it on purpose.
Do we know the exact break down of the patrons?
Like how many are $1 and how many are $50
I could see him making a bunch of $1 Patreon accounts, 950 of them to be exact to pump up his stats.
It's more because onion's self-proclaimed favorite vacation spot is his couch. He doesn't want to go on vacations, so no one gets to. He won't do anything he doesn't want to and lamey just accepts it. I doubt they care about bitching in front of their kids since they do that 24/7. The vacation with billie happened since he was trying to impress her, just like how he tried to impress lamey with his fake promise of traveling the world (lol). >>521592
Tomboy became too normal for the unique snowflakes.>>521611
i feel like a lot of the $1 patreons are also people who pledged initially and just forgot about it, so the payment keeps reoccurring but they dont actually look at his content. If their card ends up expiring or they notice the subscription, he will probably lose a bunch of those.
It doesn't really seem like hes gaining many new patrons, so in a couple years the number should really die down unless he keeps padding his own numbers, which seems stupid because he would be losing money doing that since patreon takes a cut. He only really gets good money from his obsessed discord people.
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Her newest video is how to bind without a binder. Coming to a pornhub near u
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Ask and you shall receive
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Did the Pimples ever make a zoo video before the move? It seems like no-brainer content considering the proximity and the TWO BORED CHILDREN
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Yeah but Zoo videos seems like the exact thing they are trying to emulate from real youtubers. Shreg doing stupid voices over animals while Lumpey acts like a child reacting to animals. Gets the kids out of the house. They probably have a good fidget spinner collection in the Zoo store, maybe Lainey can autistically focus on animal welfare for a few weeks. Maybe she’ll take care of the dogs! Greg could even lecture his kids about animal slaughter and the fur industry!
I just live near the Swamp so it’s heartbreaking to know how close those children are to a normal upbringing, and I know he comes here
I probably wouldn't mind the Onion's if their house wasn't so fucking dysfunctional for their children. Like when Lainey was first pregnant I thought they would have like an epiphany and turn their shit attitudes and lifestyle around, but no. They somehow got a little bit worse. That's what most people do, they're like oh shit we're pregnant now we can't act like selfish pieces of shit. It really seems like the kids are just an afterthought to them. Just like their dogs.>>521633>>521660
The differences between the two laineys, girl you need to give up on having light colored hair when you look that god damned malnourished.
I was just thinking about a what if scenario of if Billie had stayed abd Lainey had actually left Greg during cuddle gate.
Do you guys think Greg would be more successful on YouTube he is now? He’d have a pretty alt girl by his side and the drama with the divorce/ custody would surely net him a shit ton of views. It just seems like in every other Greg era he would have chosen the fresh new toy, but he didn’t this time. He chose his family and almost right after the basement gate is when his career plummeted. It’s just really interesting to think how different things would be if had chosen Billie.
Imagine if it did
Can some one summarize
sorry for asking to be spoonfed, but
what was the exact time frame of his military service? month/year to month/year
Ive always thought he barely made it to 16 or 18 months till he had a mental breakdown and tried committing suicide and getting naked in front of his superiors to fake a mental breakdown.
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>>521776>Zoo video: some of the easiest kid content on YouTube>swearing, ass rape joke>”Youtube is killing my channel!”
Well at least he took the kids out and didn’t embarrass them in public, so that’s a plus.
Also, “””””actor demo reel”””””””
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april 12, 2005 - october 31, 2008
info from lifeofonion.com
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God he is such a little bitch!
Air Force has the very best quality of life, accommodations, funding, and benefits over any of the other 4 branches.
For perspective and comparison on deployments while other branches are sleeping in tents on the ground and shitting in holes the AF is in air conditioned trailers with their own private lavatories.
He was a glorified mall cop.
>goes in there with a chip on his shoulder: 'I'm better than everyone here, I'm sacrificing myself for my country, I'm volunteering, I'm amazing'
>misses the part where they try and re-make people so they work as a cohesive team and family rather than a group of individuals
>constantly rats and has a holier-than-though attitude
>shits on everyone else in his group
>its the kids who are wrong not me
>screeches like an autistic monkey and takes off all of his clothes in protest that he's not being treated like the angel he is
>im not biased, these are just FACTSSS!1!!1
Like, just because someone took the job because their other option was jail does not make you better than them, gregma. You've no idea what put them in that scenario to begin with or what in their life made them have to do the things they did. But don't you worry, keep that chip on your shoulder and steamroll forward not learning from life experiences.
I'm sure there's no correlation between that and not learning your channel is dying. I'm sure you not listening to people voicing their opinions and giving you constructive criticism is just them not treating you with the RESPECT YOU DESERVE.
You think at some point he would have looked in a mirror and gone 'Wow, what do all my failures have in common? Me, being a pompous, self-righteous, thick-headed ass? Maybe I should try something different' but no, here we are. Yet again its everyone else's fault.
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Why does Grug remind me of Peter Steele making dramatic faces in Black No1?
"Omg I got the ptsds for being paired with a dude who was a reformed drug dealer! He sildbthe pots like a criminal and they LITERALLY said I was just like him, by pairing him with me!"
Tl;dr grug is too good to be paired with other low intelligence cannon fodder and expected that everyone would worship and respect him worldwide, instantly, because he volunteered for service. This wasnt true and caused him to have temporary narc psychosis which happens when their false ego and narrative is confronted by unavoidable reality.
From research of his military career, it sounded like he was a little shit in the military. Which warrants his General discharge.(What I've read up probably should be been borderline dishonorable.) I think his recruiter hated him which may have caused him to get Security Forces.
Security Forces is known to be tough on airmen because they expect them to piss professionalism. They're also guarding the base, planes, or fucking nukes.
He later got his discharge status upgraded, and this causes his grandiosity gap to close up.
Grug's self image as a Special Forces guru who was super badass and everyone repsected was shattered by reality, and it caused him to have a strop in order to re-write reality in a way which his ego found more soothing.
Narcs think they're so special and unique, but honestly they're all so alike it's crazy. His behavior - throwing a fake breakdown in order to get his way - is a pretty typical response when a narc doesnt get their way.
Description of how narcs hit a Grandiosity Gap, and fake crazy in order to soothe themselves and invent a narrative where they're totally the winners. His reaction to not getting his way in the military was a classic combo of a narc's massochistic avoidant solution, and paranoid aggressive solution to not getting their way:
"The Grandiosity Gap (between a fantastically grandiose - and unlimited - self-image and actual - limited - accomplishments and achievements) is grating. Its recurrence threatens the precariously balanced house of cards that is the narcissistic personality. The narcissist finds, to his chagrin, that people out there are much less admiring, accommodating and accepting than his parents [i.e. tammy spoiled her little prince and he xant cope with reality]. As he grows old, the narcissist often become the target of constant derision and mockery, a sorry sight indeed. His claims for superiority appear less plausible and substantial the more and the longer he makes them…
The narcissist then resorts to self-delusion. Unable to completely ignore contrarian opinion and data - he transmutes them. Unable to face the dismal failure that he is, the narcissist partially withdraws from reality. To soothe and salve the pain of disillusionment, he administers to his aching soul a mixture of lies, distortions, half-truths and outlandish interpretations of events around him."http://samvak.tripod.com/journal42.html
/wish I could sage this(Armchairing)
Most people either wind up working Security Forces because they were tricked into it unwittingly (sounds cooler than it is) or as punishment for being a little shit soup sandwich.
Seems he picked SERE Specialist as his MOS but when he couldn't complete his duties (killing and skinning game) he was reclassified into security.
Even judging from his own biased recollection of his career his superiors must have absolutely hated his guts.
I watch all onion and lamey videos on 2x speed. It makes them less boring/cringey.>>521838
lol shes gonna likely put out more "trans" content now that she got called out for being a faker. She always overcompensates when people accuse her of lying. >>521790
why does he keep making videos about the air force/military? Does he think his 12 year old fans would even be interested in this?
Glad I’m not the only one who notices
She can’t just say it like a normal human, has to say it like a fucking valley girl
Pretty much. Although after Billie left she still had text conversations with Shreg admitting she still wanted his money cough
I mean wanted to be with him. He was melodramatic per the usual and told her he didn't deserve love and then proceeds to let spergybot take him back, kek.
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Lainey puts on a bunch of tight fitting bras and spanx and flashes her underboobs, then just puts on a baggy shirt and talks about how amazing she looks.
She could have just put on regular bras and has basically the same appeal with a shirt that big. It's pretty ridiculous and I don't see how the whole trans community wouldn't cringe to this.
lol shes so into herself but wants to claim she has dysphoria. She literally takes off her clothes in every video. She probably wants people to comment on how skinny and "smol" she is.
You can tell she gives 0 shits about binding and actually hiding her chest. She thinks it's doing a good job when you can still tell she has boobs they just seem smaller.
And her fake "im so excited yayy" bullshit. lmao. I can't. How can any trans people take this shit seriously.
Also poor Lainey, struggling with finances, bought a nike brand sports bra. The least you could do to continue with the I'm poor charade is get a bra from walmart.
The bra she got looks to be this one here: https://www.nike.com/t/classic-swoosh-womens-medium-support-sports-bra-knTPGAvo/842398-100
Looking at Walmart those sports bras range anywhere from $5-$15 on average.
Stop buying shit for your videos all the while your husband complains about being poor now because of the big bad youtube, IRS, and TurboTax.
And don't get me wrong, some clothing is necessary, but the Onions are fucking lying when it comes to how bad off they are if they're buying branded clothing all the time.
So much botox
Gregs problem with the botox is that he insists on making his stupid crazy ugly exaggerated faces even after getting injections.
The person who receives botox is supposed to make it last by trying to not move their brows at all. But he just wastes the botox.
Slumped eyebrows over piggy eyes
That brow has seen better days…. 25 years ago kek
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Someone is back to buying more subs for his dying channel, trying to get it back to over 2,100,000 subs again.
He's so pathetically repugnant that he just can't let it happen. He fakes it, because Onision and Greg run from the truth, they cover their ears and go "la la la la la!"
Even people don't harass you as much on twitter anymore Peggy Gregy.
Even that's no fun anymore. Such a bore.
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>I've never been happier since I let go of material things. Also, I'm definitely done whining about youtube, guize! I've changed!
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I think that's a great idea. I'm sure the Youtube wouldn't mind a protest at their headquarters. It's not like no one has ever tried that before within the past few months and made national news.
Anyways, I'm looking forward to the Nasime and Greg collab.
Yes, onion and all his 0 youtuber friends are going to protest in front of youtube headquarters. How about you take your kids on vacation instead of traveling to youtube hq to do absolutely nothing?
I dont get how someone can be this stupidly entitled to a website platform that just existed to host stupid videos. A "youtuber" career wasn't the purpose of it, but it evolved into people being able to make a career out of it. But people should know how websites come and go in popularity and that youtube could die out any second. People learned not to put all their eggs in one basket, and network and use other platforms and avenues. He rejected all the opportunities given to him. And yet, if you made MILLIONS, which he did, you could have saved money and invested (not invested into yourself) and been set for life basically. Even now, he is still making way more money than he should be, and he admits it himself that he is making more doing the crap content he is doing than if he got a normal job.