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No. 795757

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/ [private]

tumblr: https://funeral1996.tumblr.com
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [inactive]
https://rotten2thecore1996.tumblr.com [deleted]
https://heavenlykitten1996.tumblr.com [active]

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/lunakittenxxx [SW, deleted]
https://www.twitter.com/funeral1996 [active]

>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420 and lunakittenxxx (to name but a few)

>24 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and former ““sex worker””
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun
>Started dating her 40 year old boyfriend (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”
>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so
>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”
>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love
>Bleats about harm reduction while being the antithesis of harm reduction/seemingly having no grasp of the concept whatsoever 

>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles
>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lot the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Always “short on rent” or otherwise in need of donations
>Overdosed on heroin twice in less than 12 months, even that didn't encourage her to get clean
>RIP ROGER (aka Lurch’s dad)
>Tuna and Lurch couldn’t pay rent because all their money came from Roger’s social security so the e-begging ramped up to 100
>EVICTED from Roger’s house
>Tuna and Lurch “temporarily” move in with Luna’s mother, who is an (ex) addict
>Brings along moldy, nasty stuffed animals and complains about not being able to move her other belongings (claims she lost 90% of them when she got EVICTED)
>Continuously tries e-begging along with selling nudes and shitty art in lieu of getting a job
>Her “abusive” dad continues to buy her useless shit from Amazon
>Posts pictures of her and Lurch looting graves like it’s no big deal
>Claims to be homeless for bonus sympathy points in spite of living with her mother
>Luna and Chief have made themselves at home in her mom's one-bedroom poverty home and seem to have no intention of leaving.
>Still milking her ex-gf's suicide for struggle points.
>Seemed to be gaining weight rapidly for a while- some farmers speculated that she may have been on methadone.
>Still abusing benzos and posting pill porn, probably hooked at this point
>Still sending begging messages to facebook "friends" >>>/pt/607983
>Still buying cheap shit on Amazon and asking facebook "friends" to buy her stuff
>Still churning out sloppy drawings, has recently produced some particularly mediocre poetry
>Still taking pictures of her filthy plastic crap, filthy grave-goods, filthy clothes, filthy nails, and filthy face
>Still complaining about how horrible her life is, failing to understand that she brought most of it on herself
>Roger is interred in a filthy box in Luna's mom's poverty home
>Got a pancake voucher >>>/pt/612955
>Was banned from FB and called out in a nail shaming group
>Has lived with her mom for over a year now
>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spread ashes on her face for maximum sympathy points
>Has started to brag about starving herself
>"Found" a bra in a dumpster
>Started posting nudes again
>Then began a “sex work” career, taking grimy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money
>Made premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK

In the last thread >>767687:
nothing of note. Posting of filthy plushies, benzos in Sanrio pill boxes and wishlists continues.

In between the threads Luna's mom got taken away to inpatient due to mental health and drug abuse >>795390
Hopefully plenty of milk is to come with Luna and Lurch taking over the appartment.

one >>>/snow/55077
two >>>/snow/171004
three >>>/snow/190985
four >>>/snow/220048
five >>>/snow/254820
six >>>/snow/276683
seven >>>/snow/292881
eight >>>/snow/305217
nine >>>/snow/320166
ten >>394258
eleven >>403302
twelve >>414017
thirteen >>428358
fourteen >>452611
fifteen >>468770
sixteen >>480001
seventeen >>497850
eighteen >>521479
nineteen >>>/pt/540883
twenty >>>/pt/558885
twenty one >>>/pt/574429
twenty two >>>/pt/591749
twenty three >>>/pt/619612
twenty four >>>/pt/657873
Twenty five >>>/pt/689217
Twenty six >>>/pt/734529
Twenty seven >>>/pt/767687

No. 795758

https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996 (private)
https://www.twitter.com/lilcherub1996 (inactive)
https://www.twitter.com/lunakittenxxx (SW account, deleted)


https://www.deviantart.com/thatpoisonleaf (deleted)
https://www.flickr.com/people/54485349@N05 (skwisgaarskwigelf)


https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com (inactive)

Archives of past tumblr accounts:
http://skwisgaarskwigelf.tumblr.com (deleted, no archives)

The Pulp Girls / Zine:


About Luna:
https://witchycrankypoo.tumblr.com (howl1996 drama, inactive)


No. 795759

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reposting latest milk for clarity's sake

No. 795761

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The last from Luna's blog

No. 795764

Of coure there's ZERO self-awareness of how she may be affecting her mother's mental health. Textbook narc behavior.

No. 795765

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reposting from Kiwifarms.
Luna got caught posting on junkie fb groups again

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No. 795786


How much would all that cost? They have to be dealing right?

No. 795787

Assuming that’s H in those baggies I’d say it’s about 2-300 worth. The way it’s packaged hints at them dealing.

No. 795794

That's standard packaging for nyc, doesn't suggest dealing at all. It's three buns, they're usually a hundred a piece (ten bags) but they've been using so long I bet theyve found a hook that let's them pay 70 or 80.

No. 795798

FINALLY a new thread! thanks op!

kek at the nails, there's something satisfying about luna actually listening to criticism when people call her out for being grimy. of course it has to come from fellow addicts whose respect she craves and not from her followers who pay her to exist

No. 795817

I think this might be the first time I’ve ever seen screencaps of her interacting with other people instead of just begging. Even in the AC Facebook groups all she does is beg

No. 795850

I wonder if her mothers inpatient stint and sobriety will give her the perspective to realise that letting Luna and Lurch move in was a terrible decision and almost surely the reason she relapsed? If she realises that and has adequate support from the hospital, will she be kicking the squatters out? Bring on the Luna Homeless saga

No. 795852

Maybe the social worker will insist that she throw the (likely against the terms of her lease) deadbeat squatters out, but who knows?

No. 795853


The homeless Luna stage may come, but will probably not be this year tbh. Even if she is accused of squatting in government housing- which she is….

Current covid guidelines have basically halted evictions in most states, and NY is almost certainly on that list.
Followed by winter laws (which NY again likely follows) which do not allow evictions between October ish- April ish. (Winter months.

She would honestly be kicked out faster and illegally if it WEREN'T for the fact she and her mom are breaking multiple section 8 laws. Lmao.

I do expect some pretty juicy and devastating developments in the future though. If her mom is put away for a while, the state will want to relet her home….que finding illegal residents, her mom losing most or many benefits. Potential jail time for fraud, not to mention mainintaining a drug den- IN government housing…

Oh yeah, it could get pretty milky pretty quickly.

No. 795876

It never fails to astound me how selfish she is. At least her and her jobless loser boyfriend have their moms 1 bed room apartment to themselves?

No. 795885

Thanks for the new thread, OP.

>sell yarn

No. 795924

There's so much wrong with this.

1. Luna, you're a drug addict too and so is Lurch.
2. You also have mental illness.
3. I bet the only reason she's glad is because she gets to live out her "newlyweds" fantasy life by having the place with just her and Lurch like it's their own. That and no one to nag her about paying rent/bills or getting a job.

No. 795931

so with her mom being the only person who is legally allowed to stay in the house, what's the assumption with everyone that they'll get get fined? personally i think it's a possibility–those laws against eviction in NYC don't cover illegal inhabitants, right? plus, now that they're possibly selling…

also sorry about my garbage wording, it's early.

No. 795947

I'm not positive about NY law, but in my state the laws protect illegal squatters. NY tends towards more extreme and "protective" laws than my state, so I assume they would be protected there.

Could look into it further but meh. Its early.

As for being fined, I think thats the least shitty possibility. Welfare fraud can absolutely get you jail time, and selling out of rented/government owned apartments is often lumped into "maintaining a drug home" and often a public safety violation. Again, absolutely could be fined but totally could be jailed JUST for making the home an unsafe environment on top of jail for selling. Even if all that heroin is for them, its packaged individually and it would be argued its meant to sell.

Tldr; they are probably safe from eviction but potentially extra fucked.

No. 796064


Luna is the only cow that makes me mad, I cannot. Such selfishness and utter disregard to other people.
Hunched sorting heroin packs in her drug den, radiating greed for her mommy's apartment and daddy's money, she is Sin personified.

OT but those look like mini american cheese slices.

No. 796077

Not to WK Luna because she's shit, but we have zoosadists, pedos and God knows who else among the cows on the website, and Luna is the only one to make you mad?
At least Luna's current victim (her mother) is directly responsible for the creation of the monster taking over her life.

No. 796078

there's also the strong possibility that her and lurch are dealing fent under the guise of it being H. Something that kills people every day.

No. 796087

Point taken in that case. I still find it weird to be angry only at Luna when there are so many sick fucks documented here

No. 796089

Out of all the cows I follow. I'm not going to spend my time reading about zoosadists, I come here for entertainment, not to get traumatized.

No. 796249

Just because you choose to stay ignorant doesn’t make her the worst cow on this website. There are literal pedophiles and animal fuckers. Luna is pretty fucking shit but let’s not act like she’s the worst person on here.

No. 796255

"She's better than literal pedophiles" is the lamest whiteknight ever.

No. 796311

Are murderers worse than pedophiles? You can't compare such people.

Luna is a terrible human being who only leeches, robs children's graves and makes everyones life worse.
She's a waste of space and I hope she soon dies a miserable death.
Sorry not sorry, I'll gladly take my ban.(a-log)

No. 796327

Not ironic considering how lame tuna is

No. 796387


holy shit she looks like a different person. thought those pics were outfit inspo

No. 796388

Fentanyl sucks but she did say -dent more like h- in the cap above. It’s a lot more than you can say about other dealers and I hope she continues telling people. No one deserves to get caught in Luna’s dumb pastel web

No. 796414

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I can’t believe you guys aren’t more astounded by this. She clearly looks wracked, has track marks, and is doing sexwork… but we haven’t seen needles or drugs in years and years. She had those old photos of the needles on the floor , also the ones of her literally shooting up with needles hanging out of her arm…. but other than that we’ve essentially been tinfoiling if she is using or not. Of course we all “know” but this photo of her finally posting that they are either dealing or in possession of atleast $300 worth of fentadope is a truly stunning fuck up in her part. The needle photos with her very specific identifying tattoos showing AND this photo with the FACEBOOK PHOTO of cellos and wraps are officially enough to exclude her from every possible professional job the rest of her life (except drug counseling)


No. 796420

By now this is pretty normal for Tuna. It's not the first time she's bragged about using or selling on Facebook. To this day the most shocking thing she's done is the infamous "time to call my dad while I'm doing sexwork" video.

No. 796450

i was a little suprised to see her post it on facebook but we all knew what she was doing, nobody had any doubts. its very unlikely she will find a 'normal' job unless she breaks off from lurch permanently and changes her name. not that she wants a normal job anyway

No. 796455

She's at her dad's and keeps posting pics of a pink Chanel bag on her IG without a caption, wonder if it's real or a fake.(Imageboard post pics)

No. 796464

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No. 796466

lmao it’s an awful fake that she either stole or got from canal street or somewhere similar

No. 796468

can you describe what about it makes it fake? genuinely curious

No. 796474

uneven stitching, the "leather" looks plastic, even dough it's trendy with matte pastels, this is too playdough´y

No. 796475

also the metal is way too yellow, and the diamond pattern is not symmetrical and even

No. 796479

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Her dream adress if someone is interested in visiting.

No. 796496

In addition to that, the metal accents don't match.

The 'grain' on the pleather repeats itself and the double Cs look totally wrong.

It's a very bad knock-off. The shape's all wrong.

That bag, the flap, costs at that size around USD 6000, depending on the colourway.

No. 796555

all of the above and the eyelets aren't symmetrically placed among the stitching. and idk like if i'm being autistic but to me it looks like there's a pull to the material that makes the flap sit weirdly.

No. 796571

I noticed that too, the flap definitely doesn't sit right - that bag is badly assembled, stuffed too full of twee plastic crap to close and clasp nicely, or most likely both.
(tbh it is kind of a tiny autistic detail, but designer handbags are all about tiny autistic details anyways so whatever.)

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No. 796609

Why is Matthew dressed for a polar expedition?

No. 796631

It's actually been a bit chilly here on the east coast: the people in the background have jackets on. I do think he's overdressed though, it hasn't been freezing, just a bit cool. Maybe the drugs screw with thermoregulation?

No. 796642

it’s his fake gucci scarf hidden under his waves and waves of luscious locks for me. imagine being the people sitting at the table behind them and having to watch those two crackheads pretend to act normal, phew

No. 796651

She really wants validation THAT bad huh. Fucking pathetic.

No. 796658

You never realize how shady Luna and Lurch look until you see normal people around them. Look at the table behind them and then look at them.. they look like absolute crackheads that just wandered in.

No. 796674

That weird hand clasp really reminds me of the Friendship Ended with Mudasir meme.

No. 796682

KEK anon that gave me such a good laugh

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>imagine being the people sitting behind them and having to watch these two crackheads act normal

No. 796700


I honestly don't think their will be any consequences with HUD/Section 8 unless she gets caught, and she hasn't gotten caught yet because she and Lurch probably never leave the house like the junkie unemployed hikkomori cave goblins that they are and no one ever comes to visit them because they have no friends. I'm sure a least the nearest neighbors are aware but probably don't care to get involved because they never see or hear them anyway. If they were the more active street life junkies bringing home all sort of homeless crusties and having police called on them they would be gone by now. Short of a farmer somehow contacting the housing authority with their info, or a neighbor realizing they deal (questionable IMO, they are both long term junkies and that honestly just looks like their personal stash) they are pretty set.

No. 796723

Imagine being the poor individual they asked to take the photo kek

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No. 796752

I dont know why anon, but your comment took me the fuck out.

No. 796769

Honestly why would the neighbors report tuna and lurch when it’s actually pretty common for people in these kind of government assistance homes to have people live with them that’s not on the lease.
It’s a rule yeah but it’s not a constantly regulated one depending on who the agent/supervisor assigned to the building is.
As long as they’re quiet and don’t bring cops around or get complaints against them they’ll be safe to live there illegal or not.

No. 796775

This. Plus, I doubt they're living in a neighborhood where junkies like them aren't the norm. The only way I could see them getting reported is if someone cowtips or if they end up pissing someone off on the street but, considering their neet lifestyle, I seriously doubt that.

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Dumping for safekeeping

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No. 796857

She almost looks human in the first pic.

No. 796859

I think she looks pretty human and not as crusty in both of them

No. 796926

so uh…y’all think they’re wearing masks when they go out?

No. 796928

no anon, using masks would mean buying masks, and buying masks translates to less heroin and hello kitty trinkets

would she be short-sighted and stupid enough to 'find' one, potentially used? …it doesn't seem that much of a reach

inb4 'my dad got me this cute cheap pink reusable facemask uwu' that will never be washed

No. 796929

She's posted a photo with a mask before, so she owns at least one. She's probably too lazy to wash it, though.

No. 796939

Isn't that what the Gucci scarf thing Lurch has >>796601
It looks like the right shape

No. 796966

I hate to say it, but she looks SO much better without the fringe

No. 796999

well it did take a ton of hard work and effort for her to grow it, anon!

No. 797024

shes looking a lot better with the hair and shes finally using a normal lip colour. i thought she would never stop caking on foundation but this is to be praised, a shame shes still knee deep in drug addiction and its not some indication of health

No. 797032

Agreed that the bangs were awful but now it looks like she has a greasy comb over… she’s hiding her bangs that haven’t grown out yet with hair from farther back on her head.
Eyes still pinned and droopy as fuck. I still just see a crusty junkie trying so hard to look kawaii and failing miserably

No. 797063

exactly. better without the bangs and grey lips, but her hair is still a mess, eyes still look tiny and droopy and the pastel Amazon tight athleisure does not suit her body at all. it makes her look bigger and even more out of shape than we all know she is.

No. 797089

She’d look ten times better if she was just hygienic, we all know how gross she is. For someone that is constantly pining for cutesy bath products and creams etc I don’t understand why she has godawful hygiene. Well I do understand, she’s lazy as fuck. I don’t think she’s necessarily ugly, she’d be fine if she was hygienic and took better care of herself and applied makeup that complemented her face. Pity it can’t make up for her awful personality

No. 797092

I think her mom used during pregnancy (whether illegal or prescription), her face is asymmetric, I think one eye has more distance from the middle of the face than the other one.

No. 797130

I mean she does brag about being conceived on the steps of the methadone clinic.

No. 797357

asymmetry in the face is normal though, most people’s faces aren’t perfectly symmetrical. it’s just not very noticeable unless you are the owner of the face in question. some unfortunates have rather obvious asymmetry though.

blog but I have some asymmetry in my nose area, like my nose is more towards one side than another. I myself didn’t even notice this until well into adulthood, studying my face in a mirror with it placed under my chin, looking down. try it out if you haven’t, you may notice some rather odd but completely normal asymmetry.

No. 797410

what prev anon said, but youd also be seriously fucking surprised at how many kids born from parents on drugs somehow are unaffected physically.

No. 797424

also to add: the diamond pattern is not centered on the bag and the chains are entering the purse at weird points thus breaking the pattern unevenly. Check the diamond pattern on the outer edge, the diamonds should be cleanly split down the middle, but in another photo posted you can see more clearly that they aren't. Also, low-stitch count causes the pattern to pucker/puff out. I'd like to see her post photos of more knock-offs, it is fun to name the things wrong with them.

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I cannot wait till he buys Luna more shit and all is forgiven for a moment

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No. 797471

Move out then

No. 797512

Wonder if Luna's tried making an onlyfans. Searched under a few of her likely usernames and found nothing.

Not that these threads need any more horrifying images, but she'd probably do better that way than e-begging

No. 797531

I doubt she'll go back to sexwork. She got pretty spooked after the infamous dad call and deleted her SWer twitter. That and she probably doesn't have a legal ID for OnlyFans.

No. 797537

can yall shut the fuck up about the purse what is wrong w/ you it's fake we get it bro

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No. 797566

does she mean it like suicide or summary?

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a lot if posts on luna blog.

No. 797576

she seems to be typing quite a bit more coherently than she used to. that’s interesting, i wonder what changed

No. 797587

The show is Mr Belvedere, she posted on her twitter a few months ago. Also the pic with the face mask on is terrible.

No. 797588

godspeed to my fellow animal crossing autists itt who are probably blowing a gasket over her villager list

i was thinking that. still those absolutely incoherent spelling mistakes that can only be because she’s typing that badly but literally 99% of this was actually understandable. i wonder if it’s somehow linked to her selling? it can’t be because she’s off the drugs because usually she’d start whining somewhere about how hard it is

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this was posted on wednesday in the kf luna thread

No. 797613

Is it just me or is she putting considerably more effort into things lately?

No. 797623

Maybe playing Animal Crossing is affecting her positively? It's given her something to do that she actually has the attention for.
It might sound ridiculous, but remember that for years her life has been nodding off, browsing online for things to put on her wishlist, scribbling with poscas and writing "poetry". That's it. That's all she did for years. Suddenly she has all this new stimuli from the game, new goals even! That's got to have a noticeable positive effect.

No. 797633

It's definitely given her new FB communities to interact with and beg from.
I'm probably going to the grave wondering where she really got that Switch from.

No. 797657

Either her dad or someone exchanged it for some drugs. Anyone tried asking her?

No. 797679

So her mum came home & then she spends a week at her dads place. I’m guessing without lurch as she’s neglected to mention him at all.

No. 797725


junkie hustle. as long as they can be unlocked small electronics are as good as cash.

No. 797771

kudos to you, I know a lot of Luna lore but this escaped me
can you explain why her villagers trigger you?

No. 797817

I wonder if her smoking more weed is making her type better.

Also, where could Lurch be? He hasn't been arrested or in rehab nor at the hospital. We would know about it.

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it's been one week since she took a picture of Lurch, why are people acting like he's suddenly disappeared? She's been sperging about baseball on twitter in the past couple days, so I assume she's sat around doing nothing with Lurch, like she has for the last 5 years?

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Samefag, she's been talking about Lurch so I assume everything's fine. She doesn't sound that much more coherent, imo she got a new phone with better autocorrect.

I mean her mom's xanax weren't available to her, so that explains why she's not been posting weird strung out nudes alongside her messages.

No. 797851

>can you explain why her villagers trigger you?

nta but she has some of the more coveted by the internet at large and expensive villagers on her island

No. 797884

Coveted by retards just a dumb and pathetic as Luna. They’re dumbass characters that literally say and do the same programmed lines as each of the other 400+ characters with the same 8 personality types. Luna’s art has more variation than those bland characters and the art is junkie trash.

No. 797886

Did an animal crossing villager murder your family, anon?

No. 797894

lol go on ebay and see how many of these fucking villagers sell. Nothing wrong with AC, but the way people have been acting about the villagers in the switch game is insane.

>she has some of the more coveted by the internet at large and expensive villagers

I love Luna's bullshit, she even ebegs for expensive villagers. She can't work for anything, she has to find people who pity her to give it to her.

No. 797922

I wish I could make autists seethe with my collection of rare Crossing animals. Good for her!

No. 797923

i’m the anon who made the original comment about animal crossing autists ITT and even i’m not this mad about it. it’s just a cat in a game pal calm down

i’m sorry to break it to you but you’re also posting on lolcow. you’re just as autistic as the rest of us

anyway sincere apology for setting off the ac infighting again god bless

No. 797928

the difference is that I'm not triggered by Luna having ~rare villagers uwu~ that you can amiibo just as she had lol. She doesn't even own Judy or Raymond!

No. 797937

I know tuna is a scammer but something about her baseball posts humanizes her so much. I hate baseball and it’s very not like other girls of her but why does it give me a soft spot for her

No. 797939

>why does it give me a soft spot for her
Because she's a manipulator and you're falling for it?

No. 797941

Luna is tryna exchange nudes for pink animal crossing furniture hahaa

No. 797942

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From KF, she's offering nudes in exchange for ACNH stuff.

No. 797944

lmfao what's worse, ebegging for villagers or offering nudes in exchange?

I honestly can't decide - on the one hand at least she's exchanging something for the villagers now, on the other hand this is sooo fucking trashy.

No. 797949

this is so pathetic

No. 797951

She can't just go on a normal ACNH group and ask for this shit? Theres a zillion of them. Why is she specifically trying to hoe for this?

No. 797954

maybe she wants to give back to the community and avoid being a freeloader like >>797944 said

No. 797963

samefag, after rethinking I think it may be about getting AC shit while getting confidence boost from getting potential simps.

No. 797964

We all know Tuna is enough of a loser to sell pics of her floppy tits and pepperoni nips but who the fuck is going to actually trade her items for her disgusting nudes?
Who in their right mind goes yeah, I’ll trade a kitchen island in acnh for some of that?
Someone prob just took pity on her and sent the stuff anyways cause our anchovy scented princess always gets her pastel haul no matter what it takes!
Besides getting a job

No. 797967

Knowing how she likes to pitty grift, I'm willing to bet she posted that to get people to send it anyway.

No. 797996

idk anything about AC is there much crossover between creepsters who pay for nudes and people who play AC? i thought it was mostly played by kids and women in their twenties

No. 798007

There’s absolutely no cross over. I haven’t seen the group myself but I’m betting it’s just like a sw orbiter kinda thing where sad egirls are trading each other nudes.
There aren’t any daddies saving up pastel shit in the game to give their babies in exchange for nudes.

No. 798087

Babe, no one is going to give you cute items for a picture of your albino turtle tits. does her "knight in shining meth armor" know she's doing this?

No. 798089

samefagging but the Turnip Exchange is used exactly for this.

No. 798108

I thought she wanted the game and suicide baiting because she wanted to play but she's constantly asking for handouts. Weird.

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In case anyone was wondering if Luna's alive

No. 798860

I don’t know Luna, how else could you feel good about yourself? Obviously you put so much effort into everything you do, and you have good hygiene and your own living space that you pay for on your own, and you can’t possibly get a job that would provide you with money to buy all the useless crap you want. No, that can’t be it…

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No. 798912

I don't know if you knew this Luna, but getting a job can make you feel good.

No. 798944

You might have a point anon, she does look like she has been doing slightly better. If something as mindless as AC is keeping her entertained enough to not do heroin all day it can't be bad.
Knowing Tuna it won't last though. If she doesn't have any goals besides trying to be some tragic pastel junkie she will stay stuck in her filthy hole of a life.
As long as Lurch is still in her life we probably shouldn't have any hope for progress

No. 798959

She'd look better if she grew out her natural hair colour tbh.

No. 798967

She does look less crusty. Now to get better, dump Lurch and go get a job.

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No. 799115

Can someone translate, what drugs are "sticks" and "footballs"? Thank you

No. 799121

No. 799142

its referring to the shape of the pill i believe

No. 799161

Footballs are only 1mg tho so as an addict, it's weird she says she prefers them to 2mg xanny bars

No. 799229

The shapes.
Blue food balls are 1 mg , pink/peach are .5mg

Hm it could be that the footballs are more likely to be pharma-grade whereas the white bars are more often than not home pressed and as a result vary in dosages /potency. (was prescribed Xanax for years, they don’t prescribe the 2mg bars much anymore in my experience. I could be totally wrong though)

No. 799231

Anon why do you type like this

No. 799286

NTA but I’ve noticed foreign keyboards work like that and give it weird spacing. Probably German trying to type in English.

No. 799337

Lmao what no, German keyboards don't make random spaces here and there

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No. 799515

Did she ever buy anything in her life? All she owns was either given to her by her family and boyfriend, grifted from her followers or stolen ("found by the dumpster").

No. 799518

That's a no. She's always had everything handed to her and she used to steal but then freaked out when she had to go to a store she stole from in order to pick up Roger's meds.

No. 799572

does fakeboi know luna and chief were pushing this kind of shit too?

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No. 800010

on one hand: has she lost the weight?
on the other: those jeans look like they cut into her real bad, yikes. seems uncomfy

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No. 800031

This b would sell through Lurch dope laced with fent just so she can get a new set of nails.

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And from fucking etsy, too. Selling poison for shit you can make yourself. It's not like they're even that expensive, but for someone to have their priorities so out of wack is astounding. At least the seller got some money from this idiot.

No. 800415

Probably, but her posing like that makes a difference too.

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No. 800773

Recurring months long uti, but seeing a gyno wasn't her priority. Her priority was getting drugs from that nice (read: gives out pills easily) shrink.
Whenever she talks about her dad, she makes me want to a-log soooo bad, so I'm not going to comment on that.

No. 800775

What does she need a psychiatrist for? She only uses them for drugs and she's bragged enough that she can get drugs from Lurch or her mom any time she wants. If her UTI was that bad she could've 'found' some Azo pills or something or gone to an urgent care facility.

No. 800802

How common is it for active heroin users to get benzo scrips? Especially something like xanax which is the most abused kind. I live in her area and i struggled to find a psychiatrist that would prescribe benzos while i was just smoking weed i couldnt imagine all three of them found therapists that give out benzos to people on hard drugs. The overdose risk would be too high

No. 800913

Probably very uncommon, hence why she "really likes" this one particular shrink that does.

Her dad obviously wants to control which doctors she sees and for what so that she doesn't get a script and risk overdose, and is doing it through insurance. He freaked out not because it's hard for him to make "a simple ten minute phone call", but because he knows what she's trying to do and won't let her.

She's a daughter from hell, I feel so sorry for her parents.

No. 800914

I dont feel a drop of sympathy for her parents. They continue to enable her. They give her a roof to use under, they give her portions of their controlled substance medications, her moms food stamps are what puts food in her stomach, Luna doesnt want for anything so why would she change? They created a monster and they continue to enable her. If anything i feel a little sorry for Luna that nobody loves her enough to kick her ass into place

No. 800927

You know, she could just tell her dad the fucking truth about her drug usage and reach out for help. I'm sure her dad would figure out all the insurance stuff if she wanted to actually get clean and sober. I think the big issue for her is that she and Lurch are so codependent on each other and she will never want to leave him.

No. 800928

What does she have to get sober for? Why would she want help? Lurch keeps her high and validated, her family houses her, theres no discomfort in her life that would push her to improve it

No. 800930

>theres no discomfort in her life
except for that uti

No. 800936

She doesn't want to get clean and sober. Her entire persona is the sad, tragic romantic druggie artist. She literally compares herself to Courtney Love and thinks her and Kurt Cobain were role-models for relationships.

This, absolutely. The only time we saw her discomforted was drinking her own piss and making that phonecall to her dad for some John's money and even both of those can be quickly forgotten with drugs.

No. 800967

Drinking UTI piss is something else, and she did that willingly. How broken and lacking any guidance someone could be to make bad decision after bad decision.

No. 800974

a minor nitpick, but wasn't she comparing her and Lurch to Layne Staley and his gf? Your point stands obviously, just a minor nitpick because I'm not sure if I forgot about Luna's Kurtney claims or you confused the two junkie couples.

No. 800975

She drank Matthew's stale piss too.
Maybe next in the saga is drinking cat piss.

No. 800998

There’s no uti in the world that could last for months and not travel to your kidneys and make you go septic unless she has iron organs

No. 801008

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I have so many questions about this friend. Is he gonna be Peter 2.0? Will Luna drop Lurch for his ass? How did they meet and what is the guy trying to earn?
Interesting how fakeboi has been clamoring for scraps of Luna's attention and almost begging to be her friend but Luna ignored her. But she jumped on the guy straight away. Fakeboi must be seething kek

No. 801015

>has so much in common with me
So I'm guessing drugs, more drugs, and grifting?

No. 801024

i cannot imagine what unhygienic thing she must be doing to keep getting UTIs. some women are just prone to them yeah but wtf luna?? are you just wearing the same shitty 1 dollar thrift shop underwear for three weeks in a row or smth??

there are also so many ways to solve this problem. drink cranberry juice, get a heating pad and shut up. doesn’t she have like joint pain or smth i don’t understand why she’s always a lil bitch about every single health issue. it’s obvious she’s fishing for more than some antibiotics.

No. 801036

She's getting them from lurch's dirty dick and not peeing after sex with him i bet

No. 801037

I remember she had this nail fungus solution and Pseudomonas aeruginosa bacteria causes green nail syndrome and UTI.

No. 801043

From the digging Ive done on fakeboi, shes another broke unemployed addict "artist" cow. There would be no point in entertaining a friendship with her if fakeboi couldn't send money. She doesnt want poor friends.

Fakeboi is absolutely pathetic, but the fact that she keeps posting on lunas shit makes me think that maybe they DM or something unless fakeboi is THAT autistic

No. 801078

i really don’t think they’re actually having sex tho tbh. she constantly says she has no sex drive, she has painful utis like every week, and if she’s truly taking everything she’s showing, she’s awake for probably at most five hours a day. and in those hours, he’s prob out fucking every other desperate junkie in new york. which she allows because of her extremely low self esteem.

No. 801079

Anons, is there any chance a video has ever been posted with Lurch’s voice? I want to hear it so bad but I can’t find anything

No. 801084

No. 801085

is homegirl cis? her voice is deeper than his

No. 801122

Yes she is, she posted various nude and pissed in a mug video

No. 801129

Some voice videos of them:

No. 801291

She behaves as if this is her only option. Mental health services in the US suck but her only argument is she hates the copay? Don’t buy dumb fake nails. Get a job. Go to meetings to get sober. The resources to get better aren’t seeing this one specific doctor who takes Medicaid. You dumb twat.

No. 801292

I’m gagging.

No. 801307

His voice is so normal wtf I was expecteing him to sound stunted or like a cryptid

No. 801332

Even for a broke drug user she's awful tone deaf to be bitching about her free health coverage all because she can't see the same quack who will give her the old scripts.
Like wah wah Luna, some uninsured people actually have to pay hundreds out of pocket in order to doctor shop for pills they want to abuse. She could actually go see a different quack with a 50/50 chance they would give her those scripts, and at the end of the day it wouldn't matter if they didn't cause medicaid covers the pointless visit. She's just a lazy hamchan who can't be assed.

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Looking rough and matronly.

No. 801382

Jesus, she looks dirty, lstraight up homeless.

No. 801383

She looks like a scrapped CGI fish from Shark's Tale

No. 801384

what is that stain on her boobs and do I really wanna know?

No. 801412

That stain looks like she nodded out and just started to drool on her saggy tits and she just never washed it

No. 801414

Which one? lmao

No. 801420

This is the absolute most nasty pic she's taken. She looks like she just climbed out of a dumpster. Her shirt is covered in at least two different bodily fluids, flea dirt, regular dirt, and who knows what else and the pants are grey from the lack of actual washing she does.

Even the room is starting to look like their room back at Roger's place. The sheer fact that Lurch and Luna have some sort of superpower that creates grime everywhere they rest for an extended period of time is astounding. They have access to a working bathroom and a laundry area, how do they make things so filthy?

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No. 801439

Does she…not see where she can call the police department if she’s seen him?

No. 801440

>I know this man and I'm going to complain on Facebook about him rather than call the authorities!

Also the irony of her calling anyone else the "crackhead neighbor" when she's the one living in a dumpster doing and selling drugs.

No. 801444

Luna ffs washing your clothes doesn't make you less of an uwu tumblr Courtney Love xanny sadgirl

No. 801449

People who prefer certain drugs tend to despise junkies who have a different drug of choice. It's like a weird gang mentality around which type of drugs you like. Probably a way to feel better than other junkies when everyone has obvious issues with addiction.
Source: meth head neighbor who was really condescending about cocaine

No. 801456

Hasn't she done crack before though? She mentioned when they were at Roger's place the neighbors did drugs and she got something from them before, I just don't remember what it was.

No. 801463

She did crack once or twice, I just remember her posting abt how she was tweaking like “I feel like I could write a novel I’m not gonna do this often cause I feel like I could do this forever”, then after the comedown she started posting about how she had looked down on her mom for smoking crack but now understood. I don’t think she did it more than once or twice though, she’d be more than playing animal crossing and nodding off while watching the Yankees if she did

No. 801470

Maybe not so much gang mentality as it is "I have no one lower than me to punch down on so I have to cherry pick other drug abusers to feel better about myself."

No. 801505


Oh good god, Luna. She looked like she lost weight in that one photo recently but she doesn’t look it here or am I just blind?

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No. 801561

I'm morbidly fascinated by how nasty her backgrounds are in her selfies. Any bets on how long until this new outfit gets its first dirt that'll never be washed out?

No. 801568

Luna just wear some goddamn mascara jfc

No. 801570

Losing the bangs really makes it obvious how much she looks like a wall-eyed bass someone taxidermied

No. 801597

Her hand is so tiny wtf

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tfw Luna calls someone a crackhead and disgusting

No. 801611

This applies even if you’ve done the drug you’re insulting. It pertains to any drug you’re currently not doing. Source: knew a couple who would switch between heroin and meth and when their drug of choice ms were out of sync they would insult each other for being on the bad drug lmak

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wtf is the black stuff on her stomach

No. 801658

maybe im clinically fucking insane but these look just like the sticky shit left behind after being on a heart moniter or anything like that. has she been hospitalized recently or is she just filthy

No. 801672

Yep I was gonna say the same. Looks like residue from those stickies.
Don’t know how she can have freshly bleached hair that needs to be washed out but still have a filthy body.

Also this fucking combover she keeps doing is hideous. Her greatest “accomplishment” is growing out her hair and it still looks terrible cause she does this cracked out combover all the time smh

No. 801674

Probably tried to draw a tattoo with liquid eyeliner. She had foundation on her feet once, so it's not that farfetched to think lol

No. 801691

Could also be that she's on the birth control patch? They leave gross residue like that which is a big reason I stopped using it. Made me feel dirty all the time.

No. 801693

Double post but I just remembered some opiate medication come in patch form, don't they?

No. 801702

Yeah there are fent patches available so maybe that.
Whatever it is, bitch needs to bathe

No. 801704

Yeah, fetanyl comes in patches.

No. 801758


There’s a few weed brands that make dermal patches. I can see her slapping two onto her stomach. They look too large to be the tabs from a monitor. Especially when you take into account how big her gut is kek

No. 801759

Ignore me I posted thinking this was shays thread and forgot to type a pw

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No. 801976

If you’d have taken the whopping 30 seconds to look through the previous replies, you’d see these where already posted.

No. 801981

Oops sorry

No. 801991

Does anyone else find this little prose to be kind of interesting

Like someone who’s experiencing intense passion and intense self loathing all at once and having to choose to let love go because they’re self destructing, but in a catchy way.

sage cause dumb

No. 802015

no faggot

No. 802023

lmfao i'm crying anon

no, it's the same codependent uwu bullshit every other whiny tumblr bitch romanticizes.

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Luna owns Raymond now.
It kills me how she made it sound like there is more to him than meets the eye

No. 802106

She's going to be bored with him in no time. His house isn't ~aesthetic~.

No. 802140

she's convincing him to move from someone else's town so I wonder how she scammed him from them

No. 802144

you can buy codes though I doubt she went that way. Those 6-7 dollars are probably too much for her….

No. 802148

My guess is she went to one of those people who give out hacked Raymonds for free.

No. 802187

Maybe she finally figured out how to use the turnip exchange and nookazon? It’s not hard to get your dreamy villagers if you utilize the turnip market. I’m sure nobody is giving her villagers for nudes kek

No. 802389

She's a bit late to the Raymond hype isn't she? I don't see how she spends an entire day playing Animal Crossing with just breaks to take selfies in the kitchen.

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"big boned" lol

No. 802418

I mean, she is tall and husky as well as fat, so she can never be the uwu heroin waif of her dreams.

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>now now now

No. 802442

Maybe the drugs make her memory of what she ate foggy cause I find it hard to believe a 5'9 woman would look as dumpy as she does from eating nothing and drinking only water. If she were 5' she'd be an obese roly poly.

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No. 802484

Whoa what? Who's making her detox?

No. 802490

I'm hoping her mom finally finally gave her an ultimatum. Get clean or gtfo.

No. 802491

My guess is she didn't take care of her insurance issues and ran out of xanax scripts. Or, ran out of scripts and junk at the same time.
This is pretty normal junky drug-anxiety or low-stash panic, but if she doesn't want to be sober, junkies (Lurch) will find a way.
Though, benzo detox is one of few that can actually kill (and not just feel like it/mental) and she was on a huge dose even if she was only taking half of her "kawaii pills flex" posts.

No. 802493

i know shes freaking out here, but she sounds WAY more cognitive than she has in years. maybe the detox has already begun…?

No. 802501

For sure she's already catastrophic thinking. This awareness is basically all her therapy regurgitated in fear of being sober. She has nothing else and without, she will feel the empty bpd void and the void she has created.
She's not in full detox bc an addict getting to the end of the stash will do their best to make it last while maintaining a mostly comfortable state.

I think they've just hit hard times, and she'll be back to Tuna as soon as Lurch cops and shoots her up.

No. 802531

Detoxing and "dieting". She'll be gorging on both drugs and ice cream soon. It's the pattern.

No. 802538

Interesting! Did she post anything more?

No. 802550

So she doesn't have access to her mom's stash since her mom went inpatient, and her dad won't let her off his insurance so she can't get her own script.
It's all on Matthew now. This dry spell must be putting a huge strain on their relationship (if you can call it that). They always fight when they're dry.

No. 802564

Well, good luck Luna. You'll need it.

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Idk I'm just stealing as from KF bc it's milky.
Getting kicked out of Mama's Section 8.

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No. 802606

Detox over, huh?

No. 802607

wow, what's the chance that this cow will make her way out of NYC and into jersey? it's a little cheaper in the run-down across the hudson.

shame about the detox–knew it was too good to be true.

No. 802623

I’m confused..is she trying to buy drugs?

No. 802625

“my fiancé” lol. girl, he’s just not that into you.

No. 802628

Yes, a "bun" is a bundle of Heroin (10 bags).

No. 802637

>getting kicked out and we cant move with her
Thank god. I've been waiting for this day when she has to cart her trashbags to the curb once more. Her poor mother has been sleeping on the sofa for over a year while Lurch and Luna took the only bedroom.

>he lost his job from covid

Bitch, he's a drug dealer and all you do is play Animal Crossing all day.

No. 802645

Like she would buy someone that much. She's offering a 10 dollar bag which is like point 2 of a gram

No. 802670

I don't think she'll move, she was "packing with tears in my eyes" and looking for places to stay even months ago.

No. 802674

>>802670 Sounds like she might not have a choice. If her mom told somebody like a social worker that her kid and her junkie BF have taken over her government housing, I can see them moving her mom to a sober living or just a place with a check-in front desk so she can't live there nonstop.

I'm sure she'll find someone to shack up with, but I'm hoping her mom's resolve holds. Winter is a bitch when you're an addict, and this is pretty much the worst possible time to be homeless. Luna's in for an interesting holiday season.

No. 802698

Is she trying to buy for herself or offering free drugs for someone else? If the second, why? She would not do something so selfless using her own drug money. Can someone explain?
Agree, it does sound like she will be forced by external circumstances to finally leave her mother alone. Curious how it goes! Praying for milk to come.

No. 802701

Sounds like she's looking for a hookup and offering a "finders fee" to whoever helps her out.

No. 802702

Holy shit so much to unpack. First, the lies..
>his dad died suddenly
No, he was on hospice for years. His death was no suprise, just her abhorrent treatment of his remains.

>they're trying to kick her out to a new place and we can't come with.

Trying to? Is she fighting it? The only way they cannot kick her out if it is just a back rent issue (due to Cuomo's covid mandate) Good money says while mama was in the hospital, the landlord went in for an inspection and found tuna and lurch squatting, clearly violating the lease.
>accumulated a small savings that they didn't touch at all.
Covid bux to the tune of 2,400 total. You didn't accumulate that, tuna.
>I've been applying to jobs for months.
Really? You sent out a few apps, didn't reply due to being high off your tits. This was all done in a half a day. Then you spiralled into a failed Only Fans attempt.. that ended with you again drinking piss and calling your dad with lies while high as fuck.

>he lost his job from covid.

Dealers have been in demand during covid, did he get a bad rep for selling dirty fent? Now noone will buy from you? Too fucking bad.

Now to the entitlement. She wanted a 2 bdrm apt. Fucking why? Why need 2 bedrooms? Going to try to take in a roomate that will pay all the bills?

Her manic stages are hilarious and her lies and self delusion is even more so. Maybe she'll be legit homeless by Thanksgiving or Christmas and we'll get a milky treat.

No. 802713

Ahh, I see! Thank you anon.
>Dealers have been in demand during covid
Honestly drug dealers are one type of people that should lose their job during covid. I was confused by Luna's statement tho since it didn't make any sense.
>Now to the entitlement. She wanted a 2 bdrm apt. Fucking why? Why need 2 bedrooms?
Don't you know? Like every female writer Luna needs a room of her own to create her magnum opus.

No. 802721

Not to defend tuna but what I think she meant was after roger died they couldn’t afford the NY 2 bed aptmt on their own & that’s why they became ‘homeless’. I’m glad that her mother will finally be rid of them but we all know that her dad won’t see her on the streets. I highly doubt he would let lurch stay with him though. So what will Luna do? I predict she will stay with her father all while complaining on social media how horrible he is for not allowing lurch there all while posting multiple photos of the new bath goodies & facemasks he buys her because he so evil!!

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Looks like Lurch came through!

No. 802735

I doubt her father will let her stay at his place unless she gets clean first, which she obviously doesnt want to. Him and her mom were both ex-addicts, and her mom relapsed when Luna moved in. He seems the type to have enough sense of self-preservation in him not to make the same mistake.

No. 802738

i see she finally changed her name on fb now she can openly post about shooting up yay!

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even her fellow junkies think her sheets are disgusting

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>god bless dope
the god:

No. 802752

Jesus christ the blood stains and shit on the bed ahhh

No. 802770

I love how anons fell for the getting clean bait, as if she has any trace of self control.

No. 802800

that bottom left photo is absolutely haunting.

No. 802851

Looks like she’s about to fully nod out.

No. 802852

I dont think anybody was betting on her to have self control, she couldn't access it, she just found a new source faster than we thought she would. It was clear from her post that she wasn't detoxing by choice.

No. 802890

It’s somewhat impressive if she managed it.

No. 802900

Agree. The juxtaposition of the two as well. In my mind Luna has become a stereotype of herself and the awkwardly posed "sexy" selfies, stained clothes, foundation covered lips, crusty nails and bad poetry is that image. She just looks too real/genuine in that post and it is sad.

No. 802911

I can't believe it's 2020 and we get new photos of Tuna shooting up. God bless.
lol @ all these idiots who thought she was clean from heroin

No. 802980

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she posted a bunch of pics of lurch and said she was going to marry him next week? 1/3

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No. 802984

>>802911 This. She legit just stopped posting pics of needles after the last time she got caught with them in the background of a photo. She never stopped using. If she had, she wouldn't be covered in fucked up bruises and abscesses from missing veins when she's trying to shoot up.

>>802980 The upcoming marriage saga shall surely be an entertaining one lmao. Also is it just me or did she bleach her hair and get a new shirt? Looks like she got ahold of some money one way or another.

No. 802986

I look at him as less of an ancient prototypal creature now that I’ve heard his Quinten Tarantino voice

No. 802987

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Full shots

No. 802988

thank you anon, my stone age phone and shit internet connection were really failing me earlier with those caps
it's going to be strange when she really does overdose for good

No. 802993

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tinfoil but did luna piss off fakeboi? the mention of never wanting to steal from her mother is interesting

No. 802997

No matter how many times I see it, Lurch in his sunglasses/hat 24/7 combo will never stop being funny to me.

No. 803005

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I doubt it, but at the same time fakeboi didn't comment on any new Luna posts yet. So I guess we will see?
I would be surprised since she got anons in the past telling Luna is shit and she defended her anyway. IDK what would need to happen for fakeboi to stop leaving needy comments for Luna to ignore.
NTA but I recommend this page for screencaps! Just crop out the blog theme (or don't, if you're in a hurry)
Can't believe this is happening. Wasn't the issue all this time Matthew's lost ID and not Luna's?

No. 803006

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what filters are those? Snapchat?

No. 803007

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No. 803010

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That filter is working overtime!

No. 803011

This man is straight out of the movie Clerks

No. 803012

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No. 803026

Ah yes, lingerie photos, exactly what people with BDD do on their bad days

No. 803072

No. 803080

Kek. Tfw you wanna look like courtney love but instead come out lookin' like an uglier vicky.

No. 803095

sage for possible tinfoil but I think she's rushing to get married to get off daddy's insurance so she can get medicaid to see dr. feelgood. Now that she isn't living with ebil mom her benzo supply is probably running low and she's panicking. I always thought getting medicaid when you're married and have no kids is difficult but maybe not if you're both homeless junkies. Lmao good luck, Tuna. You'll need it.

No. 803106

That and also to feel like Courtney when she married Kurt, her young bride fantasy.

No. 803108


Wow, that bra looks clean/new/flattering.

No. 803109

nope shes still simping on all of Luna's new pictures. Theres something really wrong with her I almost feel bad

No. 803113

Nah, I think they did mean to say Body Dysmorphic Disorder here ala luna's post, not borderline. But great non-saged contribution there.

ont: It's pretty fucking harrowing to see Luna in the bottom right pic >>802733. She's been looking like the top right in recent pics, making me think that maybe she did in fact cut down (because she had to, yeah, but still).

Seeing sober luna right next to high luna is like a fucking DARE campaign.

No. 803124

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Boring update. Has she talked about this before?

No. 803125

All I can say about this, while that sucks, at least she probably can’t get pregnant. A Luna baby saga would be tragic.

No. 803130

>>803124 PCOS sucks if she does have it but I can say from experience that heroin will fuck up your hormones and cycle hardcore. Doesn't happen to everyone but I've known more than few addicts whose serious period pain resolved after recovery.

This is Tuna, hence my doubt that she's actually been diagnosed. But either way, she's on a fuckton of benzos and H, so it's not like she's really feeling the brunt of it anyway.

No. 803136

The way her body looks from her sedentary lifestyle always makes me think she will hit premature menopause.
A year ago she had her period on Halloween, saying it was scary without any pads.

No. 803152

I definitely believe PCOS for her, without even trying to be insulting, her skin and facial hair give me that vibe, and I could swear I've seen her mention pcos before.

No. 803191

also a shitty diet has a major impact on your menstrual cycle. She is obviously lacking some major vitamins and minerals in her daily diet.

No. 803212

There we go. Some anon suggested that she's talking in PMs to Luna but I highly doubt that. That would be so shitty to completely ignore your online friend's posts while she replies to you constantly. Not beneath Luna, but she mentioned making the first online friend in a long time and it's some guy. So I doubt she gives a fuck about fakeboi at all. Just sad.

No. 803376

Yes, she's mentioned having PCOS before - I believe PCOS and a knee injury was her excuse for using herion for the first time. Never heard her say she has endometriosis tho, but she might be exaggerating it for the sake of pain meds from a doctor.

No. 803400

I don't believe for a second that she has actually been diagnosed with endo. Does anyone really think she's been to a gyno in the past few years? Doubtful. Endo requires pretty extensive testing to diagnose, and you know if she actually went through all that, Tuna would have been writing bad poetry and drawing pictures about her traumatic ultrasounds~~

No. 803409

Endo gets diagnosed more now maybe she really has it if she had PCOS as a diagnosis as we all know Drs don’t give a shit about women’s reproductive organs.

No. 803417

>Does anyone really think she's been to a gyno in the past few years?
When you put it that way, of course not. I'm ashamed to say I did thought it was true. >>803130 is probably right. Why do I ever believe anything this lying grifter says

No. 803419

god he's so fucking disgusting. he looks like he stinks

No. 803420

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she mentioned having PCOS around 4 years ago when she was actually popular on tumblr and could scam ppl for money.

No. 803424

>if you can donate anything to me so that I can buy heroin birth control
>ok, now I need money for more heroin food for 3

No. 803432

birth control is free if you have insurance and has been for a while. Let me guess, a bag of h is $80?

No. 803450

this made me weirdly nostalgic

No. 803454

Yup, for a bun. That’s probably what she goes through a day at least. BC costs me about $30/month without insurance.

No. 803459

Me too, anon. I miss the early Luna days.

No. 803477

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No. 803479

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here’s another. I think this was 4 years ago. this entire post is a masterpiece and i love it so much lmao. i forgot about the job she bragged about so much that was just painting murals and i’m pretty sure she got fired. i loved old luna so much. her constant bullshit stories were the highlight of my days.

No. 803482

she got fired for stealing, for a fact

No. 803485

sucks she's too strung out now to even finish typing her sob stories.

No. 803493

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No. 803494

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No. 803495

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No. 803500

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>thanks for making me watch baseball and shoot up with you until it became the only way we bond

No. 803504

Thank fuck she traded the crusty caked on foundation for filters.

No. 803509

So I am guessing that Luna did not, in fact, get married to Matthew (the ~love of her life~ and clearly the bestest guy on earth) yesterday.

No. 803513


I genuinely hope she never will

No. 803521

they would probably rather pawn their future wedding rings and gifts for heroin than actually marry.

these two don't even really like each other. no way in hell they'll follow through.

No. 803528

Och no, she is never going to be a bride. She's been saying for years they will get married. Lurch but having an official ID was the reason they didn't get hitched like 3 years ago. She write poetry about her upcoming nuptials but it wasn't meant to be.

She referred herself as Lurch's wife for a while and signed paintings using his last name.

To be honest, I am surprised they're still together. But I imagine it doesn't make much difference if you are a junky. Luna was a good find for Lurch back when she had money and I imagine she's fairly low maintenance. Lurch, being a filthy lumbering drug jockey, needs to provide her with drugs and she's good. In a way it's good he has brain damage from the decades of drug use that he doesn't try to push sex work on Luna.

It's a shame she's so passive and lethargic. She should start doing art again or blog more. I think the only way for her to become active again is if she starts going into withdrawal more and more often.

(What I really hope for tho is her getting sober by finding Christ and her making art solely based on her love of Jesus.)

No. 803533

christ-chan why are you like this

No. 803537

oh yeah, i really wanna see discolored naked jesus with a cigarette in his hand and a purple nose on his face

that totally screams recovery

No. 803559

You know what that would be more interesting than her current art kek. Sage for Christ-Chaning but I do think finding Jesus and having a church family / NA support group in her life would be the only possibility of recovery for her. That and lots of rehab

No. 803572

honestly I wonder if lurch might drop luna’s ass once he can’t mooch off her for a place to live. On the other hand, it’s not like he can do better.

No. 803587

kek. picturing Tuna as one of those NA meeting born again Christians is something.
Can't deny it would probably be a better life than what she's living right now. She cant use it for her tragic artist aesthetic thought

No. 803589

The "I'm marrying on Tuesday" was really her high and manic af. She's probably nagging Lurch for making her look bad online. Kek.

Lol at her simps

No. 803590

She actually could though. She could bore everyone at the meetings with her woe is me tragic junkie stories and it would be acceptable to do so.

No. 803594

Wasn't that guy that she made beg for money for her having his own cult or something? Shit was hilarious

No. 803607

Completely forgot about the cult guy! Didn't he get arrested at some point after Luna stopped begging from him?

No. 803614

Yeah, there's a kiwi thread on John Apt. I think he tried zapping a policeman lol

No. 803685

I’m all for a Luna Christ saga, I imagine her inspiration will be Nicole Dollanganger songs and screeching about the “angel babies” coming down to save her in her weak, smol, broken addict doll stage and how Satan was holding onto her like star crossed lovers or whatever Mary Sue shit that she likes to add to her stories to make herself special.

No. 803699

Luna has been “woe is me, I was a drug baby and my parents suck” since she could type. She has a victim complex and nothing is ever gonna change that until she actually, you know, grows the fuck up. Her only excuse for not going to college has been that she had a panic attack and didn’t have money. Her only excuse for jobs is that all of Manhattan won’t hire her. She’s a petulant child.

If she found Christ, she’d just be a sober Luna who cries about how horrible her evil parents are for not being christians and for sinning. Luna is a lolcow by her behavior not bc of drugs or her dealer bf.

No. 803707

>Her only excuse for not going to college has been that she had a panic attack and didn’t have money.
Hasn't she dropped college because Lurch attempted overdose in an attempt to control her?

No. 803709

And because her roommate were apparently evil because she couldn’t smoke weed in the room to calm her anxiety so she had to take excessive amounts of cough medicine to get high and that was intolerable for her.
It was always pretty obvious she’d be a drop out with no job prospects either way anyways,

No. 803724

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Here’s the about me section she apparently had on her tumblr that an anon (or her?) copied and pasted in the first thread about her. according to her, she couldn’t afford Pratt and she got ~suicidal~ after one semester of the college she could afford. So she humblebragged about her super good writing guys please believe she’s sooo good at writing really she is it’s just that college isn’t good for her mental health okay??

and now she posts bundles of heroin on grody sheets to other junkies in a facebook group called Heroin Bunnies while living in illegally in her mother’s one bedroom Section 8 apartment. I love it.

No. 803729

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It's the way she compares her irrelevant junkie ass to a famous lead singer of the 90s music scene for me kek

No. 803752

Ehh, I see no milk here. Plenty of people love their idols because they relate to them and relate to their idols because they love them. It's normal.

No. 803767

I mean.. the end of her life will probably be pretty similar to his.

No. 803768

>once a boy told me my thighs were so fat they caused the earthquake in Haiti

totally forgot about that, still hilarious kek

>I was told I would go far by every teacher I ever had

yeah, I don't think so. We know a lie when we see it Luna

No. 803783

every teacher says that to the poor fat girls with bad makeup and try to write like e. e. cummings

No. 803885

Wtf what app is she using that makes her not look so undead?

Sage for no milk

No. 803890

looks like good old snap filters

No. 803893

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No. 803896

when will this bitch leave Lurch

No. 803899

as long as she is on heroin she will be with him

No. 803901

No Luna that‘s the heroin

No. 803903

She is talking to heroin. Junkies often personify it like that.

No. 803912

I was thinking if she would find a junkie in that group that has a place to stay she'll definitely drop Lurch to hop on whoever else. That saga would be milky.

No. 803920

I've always wondered if a tiny piece of her isn't hoping he will OD.

No. 803949

She'd milk Lurch death til the end of time for pity bux and ~muh tragic backstory~
> Lurch, my beautiful Easter Island statue, the love of my life is dead. When he left, he took 100% of my medicine stack…woops, I mean heart. I'm sad and I want to die asap. Plz, gimme money bb.

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No. 803974

>my beautiful Easter Island statue

No. 804045

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kek at Luna reblogging Ginger Bronson/Kayla Day. I vaguely remember them interacting earlier, or maybe it was just Luna gushing about how they are actual soulmates?

No. 804046

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obligatory Tai memorial posts plus new Luna poetry

No. 804050

Her poetry is too funny - she starts off with deep, soulful even tragic subjects, but it inevitably gets to the point of her just banally whining about being fat.

No. 804057

>all that religious imager
>anons wishing for born-again-tuna
Was someone lurking for inspiration or just coincidence?

No. 804062

Nah thats just what she wishes she looked like

No. 804068

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uhh, Luna has always been obsessed with generic christian imagery like angels, crosses etc. Nothing to do with lolcow.
sure but I am correct and Luna has been stanning Ginger Bronson since forever. Apparently Ginger never replied to her, though. >>>/snow/139944

No. 804079

cause she’s high af and it’s all word salad lmao. none of it means a goddamn thing and if you asked her when she’s sober (lmao if she ever is) to fully explain a poem from like a week ago i bet she wouldn’t even remember writing it

No. 804305

>she starts off with deep, soulful even tragic subjects
She doesnt even proofread it anon, it's literal stream-of-consciousness rambling with no structure or planning. It took 4 lines for her to make a typo this time, she writes "poetry" when she's too high to see straight, and Lurch is too nodded off to listen to her.
>bloodies but not defeated

She's some spoilt white New Yorker who thinks her "art" is more profound than it is, and it bugs the shit out of me when people give her the benefit of the doubt lol.

She's read a lot of victim-porn over the years on tumblr, she's got a basic idea of how to copy those themes and make ~suffering sound poetic. But when it comes to any specifics it becomes petulant whining - same with her artwork, she's copied out the same basic template for the last 5 years, no development, no message other than "I'm sad :(" - if you keep an eye on her reblogs you can see the stuff she's copying.

No. 804332

What reblogs do you mean? The ones from her inspiration tag or…?

No. 804545

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No. 804548

Luna please just have bangs

No. 804552

A job interview? Can't wait for the employer to Google her name and find these threads…

No. 804554

Her make-up looks so bad it's like she found it in a dumpster. Also, what's wrong with her eyebrows?

No. 804556


Can someone give me the full breakdown on Tai? why did they die? what was tuna's relationship with them? where they mtf, ftm or a fakeboi?(don't ask to be spoonfed)

No. 804557


killed themselves

No. 804558

Read the previous threads. Just a summary, a "they/them" girl who dated Luna when they were teenagers, had a disability and used a cane, coined the term "cripplepunk" which was used in her Tumblr circle at the time. >>804557 is correct, she committed suicide.

No. 804562

ironically, Ginger was literally a fake Luna. I mean, Luna is actually a drug addict hooker with an old loser boyfriend.

Ginger, pretended to be drug-addicted prostitute with an old man boyfriend?

No. 804660

Honey, whatever the interview is for, you're not gonna get it.

For real, she looks uncanny in this pic. Like if she was a corpse covered in wax. How can her face change SO much when she's on heroin?
If these are the best images she could get, imagine her trying to talk to the interviewer…

Can't honestly decide what is worse. Being as fucked up as luna or being so fucked up you aspire to be luna fucked up… at least she isn't really living a luna life, but then you think: what kind of fucked up is this girl that she thinks that luna's better than hers… and on and on

No. 804709

That's a brain bending type thing. But Courtney was first for these girls. And before that Nancy.

No. 804717

As much as I don't agree with how Luna treats people and the laziness of her lifestyle, I don't think her or any other cow on here's real last name or full name should be broadcasted for all to see (I know, too late for that, and obviously not so smart if she put that info out there herself). If she's actually trying to apply for some jobs or for really getting a job interview that's a step in the right direction, she would have a much better chance of getting one if she wasn't visibly high off her ass during an interview though. My point about the last name thing is how are the people in these threads ever supposed to get better when one simple Google search and there's several threads about what one day might be their past available for all to see? This is the kind of stuff that keeps people from getting a job. So many people tell her to get one, yet with how trashed her reputation is online it seems like the only way she would get hired is if it was for some under the table thing that doesn't look her up online first or something. Or maybe there's a problem out there that could help find jobs for people in recovery (if she ever chooses recovery). I apologize if this came off like making excuses for her staying jobless, that's not my intention at all. I'm just genuinely curious, at this point with how deep the hole she's dug herself into is what do you guys think it would take for someone to give her a chance at employment? Or what do you think it would take for her to turn her life around? Just trying to think realistically how someone would even go about successfully fixing this kind of mess.

No. 804718

program out there*

No. 804719

I doubt a basic job like a cashier at a gas station would actually search her name online.

No. 804720


I mean I agree, which is also why she should maybe stop posting in more or less public facebook groups with her face and name attached, like Heroin Bunnies

Or maybe not had her "sw" associated with her name

Pretty much everything we have on luna, she put out there herself. And it's not as if these are old things that we keep dragging, she's constantly updating on public sites where she knows farmers follow her. (iirc, she has said she doesn't read lolcow or kf, but she's gotta be aware that she's being followed online).

To answer your question, though, on what she'd have to do to fix her life, I assume it's a multi step process.

1) Get clean. Realise that most of the issues in her life are associated with or made worse by heroin, and if she doesn't get clean, there's no fucking way she'll be able to deal with literally anything else that she's struggling with.

Not her BPD, not her financial situation, not the fallout of her online presence these years, not whatever trauma she's been through in the past, nada. Unless she's sober, no fucking way can she ever hope to solve any of those issues.

2) Dump Lurch.

3) Stop posting fucking everything online. Delete her SM. It doesn't seem to give her anything but a shovel to keep digging herself into.

4) Start applying for jobs that she can reasonably get. There are a lot of organisations out there, in NY especially, that really work to help drug addicts and people with mental illnesses to get a reasonably steady life. She can't go applying for a PR firm or something, she could probably apply to work floor level at a non-profit that strives to keep young girls off the streets.

and possibly, because of the online infamy she has, 5) change her name.

Luna has a lot of issues. If she starts today, she could live a decent life in a couple of years, but it's gonna take a lot of fucking work and she just doesn't seem like she wants to live a better life at the cost of that work.

So, you know. Let's just keep farming until she either dies or decides that she wants to live a decent life, meaning our milk will hopefully run dry.

No. 804721

Even without the internet history Luna's fucked right now - she refuses to work "low end" jobs and only applies for things massively out of her league. Back when she was job-searching more often a couple years ago, she'd constantly phone up her old boss begging for her old secretary job back. The secretary job she was fired from for stealing from someone's purse…

McDonalds, Walmart, and other shitty employers aren't googling every single employee that applies, they're not even drug testing new hires in most circumstances. If Luna wanted to work a minimum wage job she could, but she doesn't, so she won't.

She applies for jobs that she's not qualified to do, with extremely spotty job history, and even if they accepted her she'd fail the mandatory drug test. The only place she's mentioned working in the last 5 years is "at a jewellery store that Lurch also worked at, and they'd run the store whenever the owner was sick" but I'm like 99% sure she was making that up and they were dealing heroin.

Luna needs to stop doing heroin before she can improve her life at all imo, her drug-fried brain undervalues the worth of money and I can see her avoiding minimum wage jobs because of it. She used to be able to go on tumblr, spend 20 minutes writing a sob-story, and get hundreds of dollars, so anything that's not got a decent wage she's going to ignore.

No. 804737

i thought the job where she was stealing out of purses was for mural painting? i remember luna applying for secretary jobs but not actually having one. but i could be wrong

No. 804749

this, she was painting and not being a secretary

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so I assume the job interview went as well as expected. Shame

No. 804897

You realize she’s the one who put all her info out there through shitty poetry and about me sections, right?
All we’ve done is post about what she’s already given us.
Please sage your WK bullshit and read the god damn threads before you act like you know what you’re talking about.

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No. 804912


This reads like a highschool student wrote it to their role model. Pathetic.

No. 804951

If she had the braincells enough to think she would either email her or search her name and find she started with an internship at Buzzfeed.

No. 804965

ot but does anyone else think Luna is a trashy name?

No. 804967

she’s always like “it’s bc my parents conceived on a lunar eclipse!!” yeah luna your parents also conceived you on the steps of a rehab clinic your name isn’t Stairs bitch

No. 804968

She wants to be a sports journalist, but the only sport she cares about is baseball, and only because of lurch. Imagine they want her to write about football or tennis or something and she has a meltdown because she only cares about baseball

No. 804971

god forbid they ask her to write about the mets, you know, the other ny baseball team that she actually has to research and not rely on a 30 yr old creep to ramble about

No. 804973

I read how the sports journalist gets awful emails from raging fanatics, even more so because she is a woman. Tuna will be like "I quit, it's overwhelming me".
Link if anyone's interested https://mvork.com/2016/04/01/a-qa-with-buzzfeeds-lindsey-adler-on-women-in-media-finding-stories-and-san-fran-vs-ny/

No. 804987

She always says she wants to be these things that take time and hard work to achieve. You have to go to school for journalism Luna. You don't just get the job because you like sports

No. 805067

She only wants to be a sports journalist because of Hunter S. Thompson. Spoiler alert Luna, you aren't nearly as talented as you think you are, and being a writer is not an excuse to continue being an addict.

No. 805176

Her ideas of a career remind me of a little kid saying "when I grow up…" like she has no concept of the amount of work that goes into these jobs, even just getting them.

No. 805182

I don't get why she even thinks that she would like to be a sport journalist. As another anon mentioned, she's only interested in baseball and mostly into one team. I would more expect her to want to become the next Rupi Kaur or continue with the kind of writing she did for The Pulp.

No. 805284

Honestly, lolcow is kinda evil for having her name on the internet. If you Google her name all nasty pics come from lolcow and her Instagram has been private for years, it is not like she's some attention seeking ethot

If she wants to make her life better these threads are going to ruin it for her. She hasn't done that many bad things besides being lazy and posting her poetry under her real name at 16. That is not an excuse to have her life ruined forever because of these threads.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 805289

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No. 805292

Lmfao what even is personal accountability

Don’t be a scammy begging grimy junkie and put that shit all on the internet for everyone to see.

No. 805300

>If she wants to make her life better these threads are going to ruin it for her.

Feel free to WK all over this thread as soon as "wanting to make her life better" becomes more than a hypothetical.

No. 805305

Using the fat girl angle, filters and cropping out her five head, she's improving at taking pics I guess.

No. 805384

Homegirl is larping as a normie and honestly, doesn't look too bad. Too bad that the stained unwashed blue cushion in the background spoils it all kek

No. 805417

This is the general turn of this board it’s no long just drama. I too would like to see some actual content here but it’s turned to following people that nobody cares about because years ago they did something. Winds up bogging down the actually interesting threads.

No. 805421

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No. 805426

>no new cows allowed in /pt/ ever, they get moved to /snow/ or locked
>how come the milks drying up
Truly a mystery

Huh, she's not mentioned this grandpa in YEARS lol, but the insurance thing still sounds weird to me. I thought luna was gonna lose her dad's insurance once she turned 25, except that's next year and she's saying she hasn't had coverage at all this year? I mean I know she's lying, but how can she suddenly have "no coverage at all" but still be signed to the same insurance? She's always whined about a $20 copay on her dad's insurance, but that's not no coverage at all.

Also laughing at her freely talking about benzos because they're a legal prescription, while making it super clear she's taking her mom's meds.

No. 805466

Luna's a goddamn liar. I just checked two threads ago and on two different occasions she said that she was gonna lose her dad's insurance come this january and she was going to apply for medicaid this december. she had insurance, she just thought it was too expensive. and then I guess her dad or the insurance kicked her off early because she wasn't using it or maybe she wasn't using providers in the network. i think in order to keep up the victim act, she just thought it was easier to say "oh woe is me, I have no insurance!" instead of saying "I can't afford a 80 dollar co-pay because I spend twice that amount on heroin everyday!"

No. 805497

…Anon, /pt/ is specifically for legacy cows. All new cows' first threads begin on /snow/. That's how this imageboard works.

No. 805535

NTA but some cows have been on /snow/ for years and never seem to be allowed to level up.

No. 805546

Sage for pharmfag, but I cannot wait for her to get Medicaid. There are very specific doctors you have to go to if you want your meds covered, so she can't just doctor shop until she finds someone who will give her benzos the way she could before.

No. 805664

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No. 805775

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Luna's back to being a sex worker

No. 805776

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No. 805777

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No. 805778

Is this Luna selfposting or are you sending this photo to another person via Snapchat? Sorry, I haven't used Snapchat in a while

No. 805779

I stole the images from the other farms. Apparently she posted the images on a FB group.

No. 805780

What other farms?

No. 805781


No. 805791

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uhhh who is telling her this? her clients, fakeboi, instagram asskissers?
at least her photos are less gross thanks to the filter. But still…

No. 805792

she's lied about having an ED for over 5 years. Whenever she's dopesick she can't eat for a few days so she gets on this "I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER AND ITS GOING SO WELL" rant. It's no surprise that her ED coincides with her desperate money-grabs.

Cue a week from now, after she's got money for her nudes and is back to eating whole tubs of ice-cream in the bathroom, writing "poetry" about how she's too fat to be an angel.

Why is there always something gross in the crotch of her underwear? It doesnt look like the gusset of the underwear, its the wrong colour? Looks like TP or something?

No. 805794

Probably pantyliner so she can wear her underwear for longer, like that time she wore the CK ones inside out, gross…

No. 805802

she is legitimately facially resembling lurch so much these days

No. 805884

Looks like she's trying to quietly squeak a fart out…

No. 805952


>the shade difference between her face and arm

>the pad in her underwear


No. 806028

late af but yeah, same. she'll go far as hell for some dope but lets see her put on a mask and take a train to see a doc for some antibiotics.

she won't. she also won't fix her fucked up teeth if she gets the dental.

No. 806061

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No. 806062

She stayed and leeched off her "toxic" mom and took her drugs for as long as she could and would be doing it until the day her mom died had she not finally gone to rehab. The fucking nerve of that toxic cunt to call her mom toxic. I hate this woman.

There will be no classes and no baseball and no friends and no job in this new apartment. There will be nodding off, grifting, and laying alone in a dirty dark room until you OD.

No. 806064

damn, where do you get (presumably online) friends that buy you a whole ass current gen system as well as expensive games for it?
Also not sure if trashing as much of what you've got is a good solution when you are a poorfag. Can't she just wash her shit?
Not to mention she already mentioned throwing her clothes away…

No. 806066

Samefag, the absolute lack of concern towards her parent is astonishing. Not a hint of guilt for facilitating her mother's relapse. Not a hint of worry for her health. At least her mother's poor so Luna doesn't wish her an untimely death, unlike her father whom she can't wait to drop dead and always talks about inheriting his stuff. She's deplorable.
She wants friends and she treats people close to her like that? Haha not gonna happen.

No. 806069

This is the same manic rambling about all the plans for their new life that's just around the corner she did when she got into that DBT program. Recall that all of her hard work that time around was undone by an insufficient serving of pizza, and she left IOP forever to go and do some more smack.

No. 806079


Probably because she said they had bedbugs in the last thread >>787911 and she's just been throwing things out and buying new stuff. She's either too dumb to realise bedbugs are nearly impossible to get rid of without fumigation or she's too lazy to care. They'll just end up bringing them into the next apartment they go to unless they throw out everything. Surprised she hasn't used this as an excuse to beg.

No. 806102

This kind of reads like the "new year, new me" lists TND and Ariana made around one year ago, and very suprisingly, have not succeded to fulfill their wishes for 2020. It's going to be interesting in one year from now what has been canceled with which excuse kek

No. 806104

Well, given that she's been kicked out of public housing, she'll need to make some big changes whether she wants to or not. It'll be interesting to see how she manages the college student-tier responsibility of living on her own instead of mooching off a family member.

No. 806110

Journalism school is interesting… what reputable college would accept her? What money would she use to pay for this degree? Nevermind the glut of journalism degrees (many from GOOD schools) that get you essentially nowhere without connections or prestigious internships

No. 806111

it's probably sex work, no friend buys you expensive shit like this

> a baseball journalist
kek u wot m8

No. 806191

realistically she could go to community college and study journalism. If she tried hard enough she could get published but the field is very competitive. She could never make it in mainstream media with her reputation that includes sports.
Someone could actually get into pr with just an associate in journalism. Non-profits are sometimes open to hiring people with bad backgrounds as long as it pertains to their goals, like drug rehabilitation. But that means she will actually need to get clean, better her life and put in lots of hard work, something we all know isn't happening.

Sage for journo sperging.

No. 806200


it’s like I wanna be happy for her for finally doing something for fucking once but I know for a fact she’ll fuck it up somehow along the way

No. 806211

She hasn't done anything yet. Like an anon mentioned, this is not the first times she had big plans and nothing came of them >>806069

There is one plan and one plan only she should set: get clean. As long as she doesn't do that, all other plans she has will fail and have always failed.

No. 806250

lol tbh if Luna's mom is actually kicking them out, be prepared for a long silence from Luna. I've been tinfoiling for a couple days and I still can't decide whether she'd dump lurch to live with her dad, or become a street hobo with him.

tinfoil obviously but I think whatever support Luna's mom is getting (the same suport that allowed/made her to go inpatient a few months ago) told her that she needs to kick Luna out for the sake of her own sobriety. That's the only scenario where I can think she'd actually give them this ultimatum, but she might have given her a deadline hence all this "I'm applying for jobs and looking for places" bullshit. She was talking about finding a new place for her and Lurch before Roger even died lmfao

No. 806268

I think she’d absolutely live on the streets with Lurch, and shower/keep Pumpkin at evil dad’s

No. 806317

Plus she could use it to beg even more.
I can see it already.
>”my fiancée and I are homeless because my evil mother kicked us out please send us money for medicine”

No. 806407


If she did get a new place to live, would she be able to afford internet or is it a reasonable price in the US?

No. 806443

It can be affordable sometimes…but you’d have to have money to pay the bill in the first place.

No. 806444

A lot of "Live here! Specials" apartment that appeal to people on the dole/benefits/month-to-month, include basic wifi as a perk. But your position in apt complex, etc determines your connection strength. But yes, she will probably find a place with internet, although it could be from the laundry room.

No. 806447

All of Luna's rambling about an apartment is a moot point. She has no concept whatsoever what it will cost per month to survive on their own. She sees a shady ad for dirt cheap apartment and thinks, yeah I bet we can scrape together $1000 next month for rent! She doesn't think about the deposit. She doesn't think about the fact that they'll need that much EVERY month. She does doesn't think about the monthly water, garbage, or power bills. She doesn't consider that internet is a whole other bill on top of that. Now start adding gas for heat, and the fact that they need to eat. That makes a monthly total much closer to $2000 - and that's IF they could get a place as cheap as $1000 in NYC. Now add the fact that they're not just smack heads, they both have a raging benzo addiction, too. That's going to set them back another $1500 per month right there, minimum.

This is all a pipe dream. They'll be on the streets this time.

No. 806449

This is what I don’t understand. How the fuck is anything besides a closet in a crack den ‘affordable’ to them? Especially in NY. I doubt Lurch makes that much dealing considering they both use and spend whatever money they do get on stupid shit. Sounds like nonsensical manic rambling.

No. 806450

lol her dumb ass thinks that she'll be able to get a multi-room apartment in a nice area like Mamaroneck for $1000-1200… because that's what Roger was paying on a rent-protected apartment he'd lived in for like 20 years. Also Junkies dont care about utility bills, when she was living with Roger their water and heating would be turned off regularly, and Lurch knows how to hustle so the drugs they get aren't from the streets, unless he's sold scripts for them.

I said this earlier in the thread but she won't be able to understand the value of the dollar until she stops taking heroin - they were buying $80 of heroin a DAY at the peak of their addiction, which is like $2400 a month. There's a big difference scrounging together $2400/mo $20 at a time from people who feel sorry for you, so you can get high, and actually making sure you pay for rent in full and on time, but she won't understand that until she stops taking heroin. All she's thinking is "We spend thousands of dollars a month on drugs, we could put a fraction of that into rent"

inb4 "we dont know if shes even still taking heroin!" anons reply to this - her eyes are still pinned in some pictures, blown the fuck out in others. Her pupils are usually huge in her nudes, I inferred thats because of the benzos.

No. 806452

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samefagging to correct myself, Roger's rent was $1600, not $1200. The landlord was willing to let them live there if they continued paying the rent, but after Luna's gofundme failed she got evicted… the only difference between now and then is that people weren't wise to her hustle, so she's fucked now - the middle class kids online roleplaying as addicts are harder for her to find and coerce into giving her money, and the friends she was selling heroin to probably avoid her after she sold stuff that made a guy OD.

Kinda off topic but it's a headfuck that Roger died over 2 years ago and she's been mooching off her mom this whole time.

No. 806456

Does she not meet the requirements for section 8 or something else of the sort? If she got a job she could apply for income based housing right? I'm surprised she hasn't tried to claim disability. I guess none of these things are a possibility if you have to pass a drug test first?

No. 806458

No. She has no children, isn't married, and her intended is a drug dealer. It's a lot work to get onto the waiting lists for even discounted places - she has no idea where to start and doesn't have the follow through, nor does she qualify. She's an able bodied adult with no work history; Matthew hasn't gotten a real paycheck in probably 20 years. Even IF they somehow, miracle of miracles got signed up for a place from a shelter, they'd get kicked out for dealing. And you can't get high in a shelter, they kick you right out.

It seems like her long term plan is for them to go on disability, but they'd have to take drug tests to do it,regularly.

They don't have a chance.

No. 806464

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The caption was too long to screenshot, so I just copied it. Happy thanksgiving everyone!

“we look ugly but i’m thankful for my baby of nearly seven years andddd my pumpkin cat who is too fast to pose with and would rather eat dry food than nice chicken i just offered her over and over??? weirdo

also thankful for my switch and my animal crossing pals, pokémon friends, and cuphead lol

missing roger and my grandma terribly today. i love you so much roger, and happy belated birthday to the best father i’ve ever had. i love you more than anything

and lastly missing smokey and pepper. it’s our first thanksgiving wrhere i don’t have smokey in my lap going crazy for boston market food. the acronym BCF Besf Cat Ever was created for you i love you so much, i promised you i’d m get you to your 21st birthday in october and i missed it by a few months. i love you so much smokey baby boy forever ❤️ you live in my heart always.

love to my closest friends on here. thinking of a few of you a lot.

anyways. have a good day my friends. ❤️❤️❤️“

No. 806468


Is that a pen necklace lmfao

No. 806470


Is that a picture of her with Lurch filtered to death? He looks like an Elv drawing.

No. 806471

Lurch lowkey looks like the Ashley Issacs here. Vom

No. 806483

Why does she not even consider moving somewhere cheaper? Is it because Lurch would lose his clients? Or just Luna being Luna and not moving out of the city because it's not like Courtney Love to do so? Or are they both just stupid?

No. 806487

All three lol. If they moved they’d have to find new graveyards to steal from, new dealers, shop for new bent doctors, and they couldn’t leech so easily off her dad if they were somewhere else I’m sure.

No. 806498

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No. 806504

I see Lurch is feeling himself with that new lipstick. It's a nice salmon-y shade.

No. 806505

He looks like Fahr if she started shooting up.

No. 806519

File: 1606487169868.jpg (83.99 KB, 1280x1369, 2afrze.jpg)

>A wild Lurch without the ~iconic~ sunglasses+beanie combo

I wasn't prepared for that sight kek

No. 806523

they honestly will have to if they’re gonna be so “independent!!!” because if neither of them get jobs, they’re fucked in the city. NYC hasn’t and will not accept new section 8 applicants since 2009 (which just makes it more fucked up that she is trying to risk her moms section 8 housing just to keep lurch around) and apartments are of course outrageous as the stereotype goes. they’ll have to couch surf and i doubt they have many friends left even in nyc. it’s obvious that to the both of them their best friend is the needle.

No. 806528

Holy shit Lurch looks terrible - how the fuck are all the people around Luna so emaciated when she's so chunky? He's reminding me of Roger in this pic, is she like an aggressive cat that eats all the food so all the others in the household are runts?

No. 806531

samefagging but I wonder how many teeth Lurch is missing… we never see him with his mouth open and he's getting that weird ape-mouth thing that old people get when they've lost multiple teeth and aren't wearing dentures

No. 806555

That must be it, she was complaining about Lurch telling her to not eat all the ice cream so she locked herself with the whole tube in the bathroom.

No. 806637

Luna is really trying with this snapchat selfies why is it? i dont think she didn't know about filters

No. 806812

Sage for late ass reply, but most fast food restaurants and grocery stores also have free wifi so it wouldn’t be surprising if she leached off of that

No. 806903

She's trying the fundraising groups again, I just had her join my group and attempt to post. I recognized her straight away.

No. 806904

post caps, dingus

No. 806917


Is Lurch finally trooning out? I'm dying

No. 806938


it do be seeming like the crusty era of luna is over. i do fucking wonder what happened over the last couple months to make her look this physically alive

tinfoil that luna is a covid vampire

No. 806939


anon pls, don't be silly, it's just filters

No. 806952

He looks like Andi Dier but prettier. My inner ana-chan is jealous of those arm sockets. It looks like his life is literally draining into her with her new filter craze but it reminds me of when somebody does a filter on an inanimate object that looks like a face, if you told me lurch was just taking pics of her propped up corpse and hiding it behind snapchat filters I would believe you.

also dumb side note but I made a Sims family of lurch and Luna and within an hour the Luna sim died of embarrassment so she has less self awareness than sims 4 AI

No. 806956

LOL i love that, props to you. too bad the drug mod for sims 4 doesnt have smack for them to shoot, but there are xannies iirc. i'd be interested in seeing your recreation but it is OT..

No. 806957

I didn't really go into creating her, I downloaded Courtney Love and made her hips/arms a little wider and changed the hair and then for lurch i made a random white guy and just minimized all his features and put him at the scrawniest setting. The first thing he did was go troll online. She got too caught up playing with a cat in a public park, pissed herself, and dropped dead.
Also i did not know there was a drug mod, i need that

No. 806964

this is the best she's looked to me tbh

No. 806981

>>806952 Fuck lmfao, I can't believe I'm not the only one who's done this. In my game her mom died of cardiac explosion or whatever they get when they're so mad they die because the apartment is garbage

It does feel like something has been up with her lately. She's been a lot quieter than normal. Like there was the OMG I'm HOMELESS moment, then she randomly posted begging for a hookup and posting pics of needles n shit. Then radio silence, now everything's fine? Weird.

No. 807035


Is he…is he wearing a necklace with pens attached?

No. 807134


It looks like a necklace made of paperclips and pens and I'm surprised it's only been mentioned once because wtf lurch?

No. 807150

Lmao it was the first thing people commented on and it's still unexplainably bizarre

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