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>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420 and lunakittenxxx (to name but a few)>24 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and former ““sex worker””>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun>Started dating her 40 year old boyfriend (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love>Bleats about harm reduction while being the antithesis of harm reduction/seemingly having no grasp of the concept whatsoever
>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lot the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Always “short on rent” or otherwise in need of donations >Overdosed on heroin twice in less than 12 months, even that didn't encourage her to get clean>RIP ROGER (aka Lurch’s dad)>Tuna and Lurch couldn’t pay rent because all their money came from Roger’s social security so the e-begging ramped up to 100>EVICTED from Roger’s house>Tuna and Lurch “temporarily” move in with Luna’s mother, who is an (ex) addict>Brings along moldy, nasty stuffed animals and complains about not being able to move her other belongings (claims she lost 90% of them when she got EVICTED)>Continuously tries e-begging along with selling nudes and shitty art in lieu of getting a job>Her “abusive” dad continues to buy her useless shit from Amazon>Posts pictures of her and Lurch looting graves like it’s no big deal>Claims to be homeless for bonus sympathy points in spite of living with her mother >Luna and Chief have made themselves at home in her mom's one-bedroom poverty home and seem to have no intention of leaving.>Still milking her ex-gf's suicide for struggle points.>Seemed to be gaining weight rapidly for a while- some farmers speculated that she may have been on methadone.>Still abusing benzos and posting pill porn, probably hooked at this point>Still sending begging messages to facebook "friends" >>>/pt/607983>Still buying cheap shit on Amazon and asking facebook "friends" to buy her stuff>Still churning out sloppy drawings, has recently produced some particularly mediocre poetry>Still taking pictures of her filthy plastic crap, filthy grave-goods, filthy clothes, filthy nails, and filthy face>Still complaining about how horrible her life is, failing to understand that she brought most of it on herself>Roger is interred in a filthy box in Luna's mom's poverty home>Got a pancake voucher >>>/pt/612955>Was banned from FB and called out in a nail shaming group>Has lived with her mom for over a year now>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spread ashes on her face for maximum sympathy points>Has started to brag about starving herself>"Found" a bra in a dumpster>Started posting nudes again>Then began a “sex work” career, taking grimy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money>Made premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK
In the last thread >>767687:
nothing of note. Posting of filthy plushies, benzos in Sanrio pill boxes and wishlists continues.
In between the threads Luna's mom got taken away to inpatient due to mental health and drug abuse >>795390
Hopefully plenty of milk is to come with Luna and Lurch taking over the appartment.
twenty one >>>/pt/574429
twenty two >>>/pt/591749
twenty three >>>/pt/619612
twenty four >>>/pt/657873
Twenty five >>>/pt/689217
Twenty six >>>/pt/734529
Twenty seven >>>/pt/767687
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reposting latest milk for clarity's sake
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The last from Luna's blog
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reposting from Kiwifarms.
Luna got caught posting on junkie fb groups again
FINALLY a new thread! thanks op!>>795767>>795772
kek at the nails, there's something satisfying about luna actually listening to criticism when people call her out for being grimy. of course it has to come from fellow addicts whose respect she craves and not from her followers who pay her to exist
The homeless Luna stage may come, but will probably not be this year tbh. Even if she is accused of squatting in government housing- which she is….
Current covid guidelines have basically halted evictions in most states, and NY is almost certainly on that list.
Followed by winter laws (which NY again likely follows) which do not allow evictions between October ish- April ish. (Winter months.
She would honestly be kicked out faster and illegally if it WEREN'T for the fact she and her mom are breaking multiple section 8 laws. Lmao.
I do expect some pretty juicy and devastating developments in the future though. If her mom is put away for a while, the state will want to relet her home….que finding illegal residents, her mom losing most or many benefits. Potential jail time for fraud, not to mention mainintaining a drug den- IN government housing…
Oh yeah, it could get pretty milky pretty quickly.
There's so much wrong with this.
1. Luna, you're a drug addict too and so is Lurch.
2. You also have mental illness.
3. I bet the only reason she's glad is because she gets to live out her "newlyweds" fantasy life by having the place with just her and Lurch like it's their own. That and no one to nag her about paying rent/bills or getting a job.
so with her mom being the only person who is legally allowed to stay in the house, what's the assumption with everyone that they'll get get fined? personally i think it's a possibility–those laws against eviction in NYC don't cover illegal inhabitants, right? plus, now that they're possibly selling…
also sorry about my garbage wording, it's early.
I'm not positive about NY law, but in my state the laws protect illegal squatters. NY tends towards more extreme and "protective" laws than my state, so I assume they would be protected there.
Could look into it further but meh. Its early.
As for being fined, I think thats the least shitty possibility. Welfare fraud can absolutely get you jail time, and selling out of rented/government owned apartments is often lumped into "maintaining a drug home" and often a public safety violation. Again, absolutely could be fined but totally could be jailed JUST for making the home an unsafe environment on top of jail for selling. Even if all that heroin is for them, its packaged individually and it would be argued its meant to sell.
Tldr; they are probably safe from eviction but potentially extra fucked.
Luna is the only cow that makes me mad, I cannot. Such selfishness and utter disregard to other people.
Hunched sorting heroin packs in her drug den, radiating greed for her mommy's apartment and daddy's money, she is Sin personified.>>795766
OT but those look like mini american cheese slices.
Not to WK Luna because she's shit, but we have zoosadists, pedos and God knows who else among the cows on the website, and Luna is the only one to make you mad?
At least Luna's current victim
(her mother) is directly responsible for the creation of the monster taking over her life.
Out of all the cows I follow
. I'm not going to spend my time reading about zoosadists, I come here for entertainment, not to get traumatized.
Are murderers worse than pedophiles? You can't compare such people.
Luna is a terrible human being who only leeches, robs children's graves and makes everyones life worse.
She's a waste of space and I hope she soon dies a miserable death.
Sorry not sorry, I'll gladly take my ban.(a-log)
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I can’t believe you guys aren’t more astounded by this. She clearly looks wracked, has track marks, and is doing sexwork… but we haven’t seen needles or drugs in years and years. She had those old photos of the needles on the floor , also the ones of her literally shooting up with needles hanging out of her arm…. but other than that we’ve essentially been tinfoiling if she is using or not. Of course we all “know” but this photo of her finally posting that they are either dealing or in possession of atleast $300 worth of fentadope is a truly stunning fuck up in her part. The needle photos with her very specific identifying tattoos showing AND this photo with the FACEBOOK PHOTO of cellos and wraps are officially enough to exclude her from every possible professional job the rest of her life (except drug counseling)
I figured you alls reactions would be: “OMFG SHE REALLT IS USING!!.” , “WHAT A STUPID BITCH TUNA JESUS CHRIST” , “REEEEEEEEE” , “KEK I KNEW THEY WERE DEALING” , “THEY ARE FUCKKEED WHEN NEW YORK HOUSING AUTHORITY FINDS OUT BECAUSE HUGE HUGE NO NO PEOPLE GET THEIR SECTION 8 VOUCHERS REVOKED FOREVER IF FELONIES ARE COMMITTED/CONVICTED INSIDE OF THE HOME”
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Her dream adress if someone is interested in visiting.
In addition to that, the metal accents don't match.
The 'grain' on the pleather repeats itself and the double Cs look totally wrong.
It's a very bad knock-off. The shape's all wrong.
That bag, the flap, costs at that size around USD 6000, depending on the colourway.
I noticed that too, the flap definitely doesn't sit right - that bag is badly assembled, stuffed too full of twee plastic crap to close and clasp nicely, or most likely both.
(tbh it is kind of a tiny autistic detail, but designer handbags are all about tiny autistic details anyways so whatever.)
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Dumping for safekeeping
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no anon, using masks would mean buying masks, and buying masks translates to less heroin and hello kitty trinkets
would she be short-sighted and stupid enough to 'find' one, potentially used? …it doesn't seem that much of a reach
inb4 'my dad got me this cute cheap pink reusable facemask uwu' that will never be washed
Isn't that what the Gucci scarf thing Lurch has >>796601
It looks like the right shape
Agreed that the bangs were awful but now it looks like she has a greasy comb over… she’s hiding her bangs that haven’t grown out yet with hair from farther back on her head.
Eyes still pinned and droopy as fuck. I still just see a crusty junkie trying so hard to look kawaii and failing miserably
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I cannot wait till he buys Luna more shit and all is forgiven for a moment
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a lot if posts on luna blog.
godspeed to my fellow animal crossing autists itt who are probably blowing a gasket over her villager list>>797576
i was thinking that. still those absolutely incoherent spelling mistakes that can only be because she’s typing that badly but literally 99% of this was actually understandable. i wonder if it’s somehow linked to her selling? it can’t be because she’s off the drugs because usually she’d start whining somewhere about how hard it is
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this was posted on wednesday in the kf luna thread
Maybe playing Animal Crossing is affecting her positively? It's given her something to do that she actually has the attention for.
It might sound ridiculous, but remember that for years her life has been nodding off, browsing online for things to put on her wishlist, scribbling with poscas and writing "poetry". That's it. That's all she did for years. Suddenly she has all this new stimuli from the game, new goals even! That's got to have a noticeable positive effect.
It's definitely given her new FB communities to interact with and beg from.
I'm probably going to the grave wondering where she really got that Switch from.
kudos to you, I know a lot of Luna lore but this escaped me>>797588
can you explain why her villagers trigger
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it's been one week since she took a picture of Lurch, why are people acting like he's suddenly disappeared? She's been sperging about baseball on twitter in the past couple days, so I assume she's sat around doing nothing with Lurch, like she has for the last 5 years?
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Samefag, she's been talking about Lurch so I assume everything's fine. She doesn't sound that much more coherent, imo she got a new phone with better autocorrect.
I mean her mom's xanax weren't available to her, so that explains why she's not been posting weird strung out nudes alongside her messages.
lol go on ebay and see how many of these fucking villagers sell. Nothing wrong with AC, but the way people have been acting about the villagers in the switch game is insane.
>she has some of the more coveted by the internet at large and expensive villagers
I love Luna's bullshit, she even ebegs for expensive villagers. She can't work for anything, she has to find people who pity her to give it to her.
i’m the anon who made the original comment about animal crossing autists ITT and even i’m not this mad about it. it’s just a cat in a game pal calm down>>797922
i’m sorry to break it to you but you’re also posting on lolcow. you’re just as autistic as the rest of us
anyway sincere apology for setting off the ac infighting again god bless
the difference is that I'm not triggered
by Luna having ~rare villagers uwu~ that you can amiibo just as she had lol. She doesn't even own Judy or Raymond!
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From KF, she's offering nudes in exchange for ACNH stuff.
lmfao what's worse, ebegging for villagers or offering nudes in exchange?
I honestly can't decide - on the one hand at least she's exchanging something for the villagers now, on the other hand this is sooo fucking trashy.
maybe she wants to give back to the community and avoid being a freeloader like >>797944
We all know Tuna is enough of a loser to sell pics of her floppy tits and pepperoni nips but who the fuck is going to actually trade her items for her disgusting nudes?
Who in their right mind goes yeah, I’ll trade a kitchen island in acnh for some of that?
Someone prob just took pity on her and sent the stuff anyways cause our anchovy scented princess always gets her pastel haul no matter what it takes!
Besides getting a job
There’s absolutely no cross over. I haven’t seen the group myself but I’m betting it’s just like a sw orbiter kinda thing where sad egirls are trading each other nudes.
There aren’t any daddies saving up pastel shit in the game to give their babies in exchange for nudes.
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In case anyone was wondering if Luna's alive
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You might have a point anon, she does look like she has been doing slightly better. If something as mindless as AC is keeping her entertained enough to not do heroin all day it can't be bad.
Knowing Tuna it won't last though. If she doesn't have any goals besides trying to be some tragic pastel junkie she will stay stuck in her filthy hole of a life.
As long as Lurch is still in her life we probably shouldn't have any hope for progress
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Blue food balls are 1 mg , pink/peach are .5mg >>799161
Hm it could be that the footballs are more likely to be pharma-grade whereas the white bars are more often than not home pressed and as a result vary in dosages /potency. (was prescribed Xanax for years, they don’t prescribe the 2mg bars much anymore in my experience. I could be totally wrong though)
Did she ever buy anything
in her life? All she owns was either given to her by her family and boyfriend, grifted from her followers or stolen ("found by the dumpster").
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on one hand: has she lost the weight?
on the other: those jeans look like they cut into her real bad, yikes. seems uncomfy
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And from fucking etsy, too. Selling poison for shit you can make yourself. It's not like they're even that expensive, but for someone to have their priorities so out of wack is astounding. At least the seller got some money from this idiot.
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Recurring months long uti, but seeing a gyno wasn't her priority. Her priority was getting drugs from that nice (read: gives out pills easily) shrink.
Whenever she talks about her dad, she makes me want to a-log soooo bad, so I'm not going to comment on that.
Probably very uncommon, hence why she "really likes" this one particular shrink that does.
Her dad obviously wants to control which doctors she sees and for what so that she doesn't get a script and risk overdose, and is doing it through insurance. He freaked out not because it's hard for him to make "a simple ten minute phone call", but because he knows what she's trying to do and won't let her.
She's a daughter from hell, I feel so sorry for her parents.
She doesn't want to get clean and sober. Her entire persona is the sad, tragic romantic druggie artist. She literally compares herself to Courtney Love and thinks her and Kurt Cobain were role-models for relationships.>>800928
This, absolutely. The only time we saw her discomforted was drinking her own piss and making that phonecall to her dad for some John's money and even both of those can be quickly forgotten with drugs.
She drank Matthew's stale piss too.
Maybe next in the saga is drinking cat piss.
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I have so many questions about this friend. Is he gonna be Peter 2.0? Will Luna drop Lurch for his ass? How did they meet and what is the guy trying to earn?
Interesting how fakeboi has been clamoring for scraps of Luna's attention and almost begging to be her friend but Luna ignored her. But she jumped on the guy straight away. Fakeboi must be seething kek
From the digging Ive done on fakeboi, shes another broke unemployed addict "artist" cow. There would be no point in entertaining a friendship with her if fakeboi couldn't send money. She doesnt want poor friends.
Fakeboi is absolutely pathetic, but the fact that she keeps posting on lunas shit makes me think that maybe they DM or something unless fakeboi is THAT autistic
Even for a broke drug user she's awful tone deaf to be bitching about her free health coverage all because she can't see the same quack who will give her the old scripts.
Like wah wah Luna, some uninsured people actually have to pay hundreds out of pocket in order to doctor shop for pills they want to abuse. She could actually go see a different quack with a 50/50 chance they would give her those scripts, and at the end of the day it wouldn't matter if they didn't cause medicaid covers the pointless visit. She's just a lazy hamchan who can't be assed.
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Looking rough and matronly.
That stain looks like she nodded out and just started to drool on her saggy tits and she just never washed it
This is the absolute most nasty pic she's taken. She looks like she just climbed out of a dumpster. Her shirt is covered in at least two different bodily fluids, flea dirt, regular dirt, and who knows what else and the pants are grey from the lack of actual washing she does.
Even the room is starting to look like their room back at Roger's place. The sheer fact that Lurch and Luna have some sort of superpower that creates grime everywhere they rest for an extended period of time is astounding. They have access to a working bathroom and a laundry area, how do they make things so filthy?
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People who prefer certain drugs tend to despise junkies who have a different drug of choice. It's like a weird gang mentality around which type of drugs you like. Probably a way to feel better than other junkies when everyone has obvious issues with addiction.
Source: meth head neighbor who was really condescending about cocaine
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tfw Luna calls someone a crackhead and disgusting
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wtf is the black stuff on her stomach
Yep I was gonna say the same. Looks like residue from those stickies.
Don’t know how she can have freshly bleached hair that needs to be washed out but still have a filthy body.
Also this fucking combover she keeps doing is hideous. Her greatest “accomplishment” is growing out her hair and it still looks terrible cause she does this cracked out combover all the time smh
Yeah there are fent patches available so maybe that.
Whatever it is, bitch needs to bathe
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Does anyone else find this little prose to be kind of interesting
Like someone who’s experiencing intense passion and intense self loathing all at once and having to choose to let love go because they’re self destructing, but in a catchy way.
sage cause dumb
lmfao i'm crying anon>>801991
no, it's the same codependent uwu bullshit every other whiny tumblr bitch romanticizes.
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Luna owns Raymond now.
It kills me how she made it sound like there is more to him than meets the eye
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"big boned" lol
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My guess is she didn't take care of her insurance issues and ran out of xanax scripts. Or, ran out of scripts and junk at the same time.
This is pretty normal junky drug-anxiety or low-stash panic, but if she doesn't want to be sober, junkies (Lurch) will find a way.
Though, benzo detox is one of few that can actually kill (and not just feel like it/mental) and she was on a huge dose even if she was only taking half of her "kawaii pills flex" posts.
For sure she's already catastrophic thinking. This awareness is basically all her therapy regurgitated in fear of being sober. She has nothing else and without, she will feel the empty bpd void and the void she has created.
She's not in full detox bc an addict getting to the end of the stash will do their best to make it last while maintaining a mostly comfortable state.
I think they've just hit hard times, and she'll be back to Tuna as soon as Lurch cops and shoots her up.
So she doesn't have access to her mom's stash since her mom went inpatient, and her dad won't let her off his insurance so she can't get her own script.
It's all on Matthew now. This dry spell must be putting a huge strain on their relationship (if you can call it that). They always fight when they're dry.
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Idk I'm just stealing as from KF bc it's milky.
Getting kicked out of Mama's Section 8.
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wow, what's the chance that this cow will make her way out of NYC and into jersey? it's a little cheaper in the run-down across the hudson.
shame about the detox–knew it was too good to be true.
>>802600>getting kicked out and we cant move with her
Thank god. I've been waiting for this day when she has to cart her trashbags to the curb once more. Her poor mother has been sleeping on the sofa for over a year while Lurch and Luna took the only bedroom.
>he lost his job from covid
Bitch, he's a drug dealer and all you do is play Animal Crossing all day.
Sounds like she might not have a choice. If her mom told somebody like a social worker that her kid and her junkie BF have taken over her government housing, I can see them moving her mom to a sober living or just a place with a check-in front desk so she can't live there nonstop.
I'm sure she'll find someone to shack up with, but I'm hoping her mom's resolve holds. Winter is a bitch when you're an addict, and this is pretty much the worst possible time to be homeless. Luna's in for an interesting holiday season.
Is she trying to buy for herself or offering free drugs for someone else? If the second, why? She would not do something so selfless using her own drug money. Can someone explain?>>802674
Agree, it does sound like she will be forced by external circumstances to finally leave her mother alone. Curious how it goes! Praying for milk to come.
Holy shit so much to unpack. First, the lies..>his dad died suddenly
No, he was on hospice for years. His death was no suprise, just her abhorrent treatment of his remains.
>they're trying to kick her out to a new place and we can't come with.
Trying to? Is she fighting it? The only way they cannot kick her out if it is just a back rent issue (due to Cuomo's covid mandate) Good money says while mama was in the hospital, the landlord went in for an inspection and found tuna and lurch squatting, clearly violating the lease. >accumulated a small savings that they didn't touch at all.
Covid bux to the tune of 2,400 total. You didn't accumulate that, tuna.>I've been applying to jobs for months.
Really? You sent out a few apps, didn't reply due to being high off your tits. This was all done in a half a day. Then you spiralled into a failed Only Fans attempt.. that ended with you again drinking piss and calling your dad with lies while high as fuck.
>he lost his job from covid.
Dealers have been in demand during covid, did he get a bad rep for selling dirty fent? Now noone will buy from you? Too fucking bad.
Now to the entitlement. She wanted a 2 bdrm apt. Fucking why? Why need 2 bedrooms? Going to try to take in a roomate that will pay all the bills?
Her manic stages are hilarious and her lies and self delusion is even more so. Maybe she'll be legit homeless by Thanksgiving or Christmas and we'll get a milky treat.
Ahh, I see! Thank you anon.>>802702>Dealers have been in demand during covid
Honestly drug dealers are one type of people that should lose their job during covid. I was confused by Luna's statement tho since it didn't make any sense. >Now to the entitlement. She wanted a 2 bdrm apt. Fucking why? Why need 2 bedrooms?
Don't you know? Like every female writer Luna needs a room of her own to create her magnum opus.
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Looks like Lurch came through!
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even her fellow junkies think her sheets are disgusting
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>>802733>god bless dope
I can't believe it's 2020 and we get new photos of Tuna shooting up. God bless.
lol @ all these idiots who thought she was clean from heroin
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she posted a bunch of pics of lurch and said she was going to marry him next week? 1/3
This. She legit just stopped posting pics of needles after the last time she got caught with them in the background of a photo. She never stopped using. If she had, she wouldn't be covered in fucked up bruises and abscesses from missing veins when she's trying to shoot up.>>802980
The upcoming marriage saga shall surely be an entertaining one lmao. Also is it just me or did she bleach her hair and get a new shirt? Looks like she got ahold of some money one way or another.
thank you anon, my stone age phone and shit internet connection were really failing me earlier with those caps
it's going to be strange when she really does overdose for good
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tinfoil but did luna piss off fakeboi? the mention of never wanting to steal from her mother is interesting
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I doubt it, but at the same time fakeboi didn't comment on any new Luna posts yet. So I guess we will see?
I would be surprised since she got anons in the past telling Luna is shit and she defended her anyway. IDK what would need to happen for fakeboi to stop leaving needy comments for Luna to ignore. >>802988
NTA but I recommend this page for screencaps! Just crop out the blog theme (or don't, if you're in a hurry) https://capturefullpage.com>>802980
Can't believe this is happening. Wasn't the issue all this time Matthew's lost ID and not Luna's?
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what filters are those? Snapchat?
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That filter is working overtime!
Nah, I think they did mean to say Body Dysmorphic Disorder here ala luna's post, not borderline. But great non-saged contribution there.
ont: It's pretty fucking harrowing to see Luna in the bottom right pic >>802733
. She's been looking like the top right in recent pics, making me think that maybe she did in fact cut down (because she had to, yeah, but still).
Seeing sober luna right next to high luna is like a fucking DARE campaign.
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Boring update. Has she talked about this before?
PCOS sucks if she does have it but I can say from experience that heroin will fuck up your hormones and cycle hardcore. Doesn't happen to everyone but I've known more than few addicts whose serious period pain resolved after recovery.
This is Tuna, hence my doubt that she's actually been diagnosed. But either way, she's on a fuckton of benzos and H, so it's not like she's really feeling the brunt of it anyway.
The way her body looks from her sedentary lifestyle always makes me think she will hit premature menopause.
A year ago she had her period on Halloween, saying it was scary without any pads.
>>803400>Does anyone really think she's been to a gyno in the past few years?
When you put it that way, of course not. I'm ashamed to say I did thought it was true. >>803130
is probably right. Why do I ever believe anything this lying grifter says
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she mentioned having PCOS around 4 years ago when she was actually popular on tumblr and could scam ppl for money.
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here’s another. I think this was 4 years ago. this entire post is a masterpiece and i love it so much lmao. i forgot about the job she bragged about so much that was just painting murals and i’m pretty sure she got fired. i loved old luna so much. her constant bullshit stories were the highlight of my days.
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they would probably rather pawn their future wedding rings and gifts for heroin than actually marry.
these two don't even really
like each other. no way in hell they'll follow through.
Och no, she is never going to be a bride. She's been saying for years they will get married. Lurch but having an official ID was the reason they didn't get hitched like 3 years ago. She write poetry about her upcoming nuptials but it wasn't meant to be.
She referred herself as Lurch's wife for a while and signed paintings using his last name.
To be honest, I am surprised they're still together. But I imagine it doesn't make much difference if you are a junky. Luna was a good find for Lurch back when she had money and I imagine she's fairly low maintenance. Lurch, being a filthy lumbering drug jockey, needs to provide her with drugs and she's good. In a way it's good he has brain damage from the decades of drug use that he doesn't try to push sex work on Luna.
It's a shame she's so passive and lethargic. She should start doing art again or blog more. I think the only way for her to become active again is if she starts going into withdrawal more and more often.
(What I really hope for tho is her getting sober by finding Christ and her making art solely based on her love of Jesus.)
oh yeah, i really wanna see discolored naked jesus with a cigarette in his hand and a purple nose on his face
that totally screams recovery
kek. picturing Tuna as one of those NA meeting born again Christians is something.
Can't deny it would probably be a better life than what she's living right now. She cant use it for her tragic artist aesthetic thought
The "I'm marrying on Tuesday" was really her high and manic af. She's probably nagging Lurch for making her look bad online. Kek.>>802739
Lol at her simps
And because her roommate were apparently evil because she couldn’t smoke weed in the room to calm her anxiety so she had to take excessive amounts of cough medicine to get high and that was intolerable for her.
It was always pretty obvious she’d be a drop out with no job prospects either way anyways,
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Here’s the about me section she apparently had on her tumblr that an anon (or her?) copied and pasted in the first thread about her. according to her, she couldn’t afford Pratt and she got ~suicidal~ after one semester of the college she could afford. So she humblebragged about her super good writing guys please believe she’s sooo good at writing really she is it’s just that college isn’t good for her mental health
and now she posts bundles of heroin on grody sheets to other junkies in a facebook group called Heroin Bunnies while living in illegally in her mother’s one bedroom Section 8 apartment. I love it.
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It's the way she compares her irrelevant junkie ass to a famous lead singer of the 90s music scene for me kek
>>803724>once a boy told me my thighs were so fat they caused the earthquake in Haiti
totally forgot about that, still hilarious kek
>I was told I would go far by every teacher I ever had
yeah, I don't think so. We know a lie when we see it Luna
Wtf what app is she using that makes her not look so undead?
Sage for no milk
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talking to heroin. Junkies often personify it like that.
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kek at Luna reblogging Ginger Bronson/Kayla Day. I vaguely remember them interacting earlier, or maybe it was just Luna gushing about how they are actual soulmates?
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obligatory Tai memorial posts plus new Luna poetry
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uhh, Luna has always been obsessed with generic christian imagery like angels, crosses etc. Nothing to do with lolcow.>>804062
sure but I am correct and Luna has been stanning Ginger Bronson since forever. Apparently Ginger never replied to her, though. >>>/snow/139944 >>>/snow/166474
>>804050>she starts off with deep, soulful even tragic subjects
She doesnt even proofread it anon, it's literal stream-of-consciousness rambling with no structure or planning. It took 4 lines for her to make a typo this time, she writes "poetry" when she's too high to see straight, and Lurch is too nodded off to listen to her. >bloodies but not defeated
She's some spoilt white New Yorker who thinks her "art" is more profound than it is, and it bugs the shit out of me when people give her the benefit of the doubt lol.
She's read a lot of victim
-porn over the years on tumblr, she's got a basic idea of how to copy those themes and make ~suffering sound poetic. But when it comes to any specifics it becomes petulant whining - same with her artwork, she's copied out the same basic template for the last 5 years, no development, no message other than "I'm sad :(" - if you keep an eye on her reblogs you can see the stuff she's copying.
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Read the previous threads. Just a summary, a "they/them" girl who dated Luna when they were teenagers, had a disability and used a cane, coined the term "cripplepunk" which was used in her Tumblr circle at the time. >>804557
is correct, she committed suicide.
ironically, Ginger was literally a fake Luna. I mean, Luna is actually a drug addict hooker with an old loser boyfriend.
Ginger, pretended to be drug-addicted prostitute with an old man boyfriend?
Honey, whatever the interview is for, you're not gonna get it.
For real, she looks uncanny in this pic. Like if she was a corpse covered in wax. How can her face change SO much when she's on heroin?
If these are the best images she could get, imagine her trying to talk to the interviewer…>>804562
Can't honestly decide what is worse. Being as fucked up as luna or being so fucked up you aspire to be luna fucked up… at least she isn't really living a luna life, but then you think: what kind of fucked up is this girl that she thinks that luna's better than hers… and on and on
I mean I agree, which is also why she should maybe stop posting in more or less public facebook groups with her face and name attached, like Heroin Bunnies
Or maybe not had her "sw" associated with her name
Pretty much everything
we have on luna, she put out there herself. And it's not as if these are old things that we keep dragging, she's constantly updating on public sites where she knows
farmers follow her. (iirc, she has said she doesn't read lolcow or kf, but she's gotta be aware that she's being followed online).
To answer your question, though, on what she'd have to do to fix her life, I assume it's a multi step process.
1) Get clean. Realise that most of the issues in her life are associated with or made worse by heroin, and if she doesn't get clean, there's no fucking way she'll be able to deal with literally anything else that she's struggling with.
Not her BPD, not her financial situation, not the fallout of her online presence these years, not whatever trauma she's been through in the past, nada. Unless she's sober, no fucking way can she ever hope to solve any of those issues.
2) Dump Lurch.
3) Stop posting fucking everything online. Delete her SM. It doesn't seem to give her anything but a shovel to keep digging herself into.
4) Start applying for jobs that she can reasonably get. There are a lot of organisations out there, in NY especially, that really work to help drug addicts and people with mental illnesses to get a reasonably steady life. She can't go applying for a PR firm or something, she could probably apply to work floor level at a non-profit that strives to keep young girls off the streets.
and possibly, because of the online infamy she has, 5) change her name.
Luna has a lot of issues. If she starts today, she could live a decent life in a couple of years, but it's gonna take a lot of fucking work and she just doesn't seem like she wants to live a better life at the cost of that work.
So, you know. Let's just keep farming until she either dies or decides that she wants to live a decent life, meaning our milk will hopefully run dry.
Even without the internet history Luna's fucked right now - she refuses to work "low end" jobs and only applies for things massively out of her league. Back when she was job-searching more often a couple years ago, she'd constantly phone up her old boss begging for her old secretary job back. The secretary job she was fired from for stealing from someone's purse…
McDonalds, Walmart, and other shitty employers aren't googling every single employee that applies, they're not even drug testing new hires in most circumstances. If Luna wanted to work a minimum wage job she could, but she doesn't, so she won't.
She applies for jobs that she's not qualified to do, with extremely spotty job history, and even if they accepted her she'd fail the mandatory drug test. The only place she's mentioned working in the last 5 years is "at a jewellery store that Lurch also worked at, and they'd run the store whenever the owner was sick" but I'm like 99% sure she was making that up and they were dealing heroin.
Luna needs to stop doing heroin before she can improve her life at all imo, her drug-fried brain undervalues the worth of money and I can see her avoiding minimum wage jobs because of it. She used to be able to go on tumblr, spend 20 minutes writing a sob-story, and get hundreds of dollars, so anything that's not got a decent wage she's going to ignore.
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so I assume the job interview went as well as expected. Shame
You realize she’s the one who put all her info out there through shitty poetry and about me sections, right?
All we’ve done is post about what she’s already given us.
Please sage your WK bullshit and read the god damn threads before you act like you know what you’re talking about.
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I read how the sports journalist gets awful emails from raging fanatics, even more so because she is a woman. Tuna will be like "I quit, it's overwhelming me".
Link if anyone's interested https://mvork.com/2016/04/01/a-qa-with-buzzfeeds-lindsey-adler-on-women-in-media-finding-stories-and-san-fran-vs-ny/
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Lmfao what even is personal accountability
Don’t be a scammy begging grimy junkie and put that shit all on the internet for everyone to see.
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>>805417>no new cows allowed in /pt/ ever, they get moved to /snow/ or locked>how come the milks drying up
Truly a mystery >>805421
Huh, she's not mentioned this grandpa in YEARS lol, but the insurance thing still sounds weird to me. I thought luna was gonna lose her dad's insurance once she turned 25, except that's next year and she's saying she hasn't had coverage at all this year? I mean I know she's lying, but how can she suddenly have "no coverage at all" but still be signed to the same insurance? She's always whined about a $20 copay on her dad's insurance, but that's not no coverage at all.
Also laughing at her freely talking about benzos because they're a legal prescription, while making it super clear she's taking her mom's meds.
Luna's a goddamn liar. I just checked two threads ago and on two different occasions she said that she was gonna lose her dad's insurance come this january and she was going to apply for medicaid this december. she had insurance, she just thought it was too expensive. and then I guess her dad or the insurance kicked her off early because she wasn't using it or maybe she wasn't using providers in the network. i think in order to keep up the victim
act, she just thought it was easier to say "oh woe is me, I have no insurance!" instead of saying "I can't afford a 80 dollar co-pay because I spend twice that amount on heroin everyday!"
Sage for pharmfag, but I cannot wait
for her to get Medicaid. There are very specific doctors you have to go to if you want your meds covered, so she can't just doctor shop until she finds someone who will give her benzos the way she could before.
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Luna's back to being a sex worker
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uhhh who is telling her this? her clients, fakeboi, instagram asskissers?>>805775>>805777
at least her photos are less gross thanks to the filter. But still…
she's lied about having an ED for over 5 years. Whenever she's dopesick she can't eat for a few days so she gets on this "I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER AND ITS GOING SO WELL" rant. It's no surprise that her ED coincides with her desperate money-grabs.
Cue a week from now, after she's got money for her nudes and is back to eating whole tubs of ice-cream in the bathroom, writing "poetry" about how she's too fat to be an angel. >>805775
Why is there always something gross in the crotch of her underwear? It doesnt look like the gusset of the underwear, its the wrong colour? Looks like TP or something?
late af but yeah, same. she'll go far as hell for some dope but lets see her put on a mask and take a train to see a doc for some antibiotics.
she won't. she also won't fix her fucked up teeth if she gets the dental.
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She stayed and leeched off her "toxic
" mom and took her drugs for as long as she could and would be doing it until the day her mom died had she not finally gone to rehab. The fucking nerve of that toxic
cunt to call her mom toxic
. I hate this woman.
There will be no classes and no baseball and no friends and no job in this new apartment. There will be nodding off, grifting, and laying alone in a dirty dark room until you OD.
damn, where do you get (presumably online) friends that buy you a whole ass current gen system as well as expensive games for it?
Also not sure if trashing as much of what you've got is a good solution when you are a poorfag. Can't she just wash her shit?
Not to mention she already mentioned throwing her clothes away…
Samefag, the absolute lack of concern towards her parent is astonishing. Not a hint of guilt for facilitating her mother's relapse. Not a hint of worry for her health. At least her mother's poor so Luna doesn't wish her an untimely death, unlike her father whom she can't wait to drop dead and always talks about inheriting his stuff. She's deplorable.
She wants friends and she treats people close to her like that? Haha not gonna happen.
This is the same manic rambling about all the plans
for their new life that's just around the corner
she did when she got into that DBT program. Recall that all of her hard work that time around was undone by an insufficient serving of pizza, and she left IOP forever to go and do some more smack.
Probably because she said they had bedbugs in the last thread >>787911
and she's just been throwing things out and buying new stuff. She's either too dumb to realise bedbugs are nearly impossible to get rid of without fumigation or she's too lazy to care. They'll just end up bringing them into the next apartment they go to unless they throw out everything. Surprised she hasn't used this as an excuse to beg.
it's probably sex work, no friend buys you expensive shit like this >>806061> a baseball journalist
kek u wot m8
realistically she could go to community college and study journalism. If she tried hard enough she could get published but the field is very competitive. She could never make it in mainstream media with her reputation that includes sports.
Someone could actually get into pr with just an associate in journalism. Non-profits are sometimes open to hiring people with bad backgrounds as long as it pertains to their goals, like drug rehabilitation. But that means she will actually need to get clean, better her life and put in lots of hard work, something we all know isn't happening.
Sage for journo sperging.
She hasn't done anything yet. Like an anon mentioned, this is not the first times she had big plans and nothing came of them >>806069
There is one plan and one plan only she should set: get clean. As long as she doesn't do that, all other plans she has will fail and have always failed.
Plus she could use it to beg even more.
I can see it already.>”my fiancée and I are homeless because my evil mother kicked us out please send us money for medicine”
lol her dumb ass thinks that she'll be able to get a multi-room apartment in a nice area like Mamaroneck for $1000-1200… because that's what Roger was paying on a rent-protected apartment he'd lived in for like 20 years. Also Junkies dont care about utility bills, when she was living with Roger their water and heating would be turned off regularly, and Lurch knows how to hustle so the drugs they get aren't from the streets, unless he's sold scripts for them.
I said this earlier in the thread but she won't be able to understand the value of the dollar until she stops taking heroin - they were buying $80 of heroin a DAY at the peak of their addiction, which is like $2400 a month. There's a big difference scrounging together $2400/mo $20 at a time from people who feel sorry for you, so you can get high, and actually making sure you pay for rent in full and on time, but she won't understand that until she stops taking heroin. All she's thinking is "We spend thousands of dollars a month on drugs, we could put a fraction of that into rent"
inb4 "we dont know if shes even still taking heroin!" anons reply to this - her eyes are still pinned in some pictures, blown the fuck out in others. Her pupils are usually huge in her nudes, I inferred thats because of the benzos.
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samefagging to correct myself, Roger's rent was $1600, not $1200. The landlord was willing to let them live there if they continued paying the rent, but after Luna's gofundme failed she got evicted… the only difference between now and then is that people weren't wise to her hustle, so she's fucked now - the middle class kids online roleplaying as addicts are harder for her to find and coerce into giving her money, and the friends she was selling heroin to probably avoid her after she sold stuff that made a guy OD.
Kinda off topic but it's a headfuck that Roger died over 2 years ago and she's been mooching off her mom this whole time.
No. She has no children, isn't married, and her intended is a drug dealer. It's a lot work to get onto the waiting lists for even discounted places - she has no idea where to start and doesn't have the follow through, nor does she qualify. She's an able bodied adult with no work history; Matthew hasn't gotten a real paycheck in probably 20 years. Even IF they somehow, miracle of miracles got signed up for a place from a shelter, they'd get kicked out for dealing. And you can't get high in a shelter, they kick you right out.
It seems like her long term plan is for them to go on disability, but they'd have to take drug tests to do it,regularly.
They don't have a chance.
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The caption was too long to screenshot, so I just copied it. Happy thanksgiving everyone!
“we look ugly but i’m thankful for my baby of nearly seven years andddd my pumpkin cat who is too fast to pose with and would rather eat dry food than nice chicken i just offered her over and over??? weirdo
also thankful for my switch and my animal crossing pals, pokémon friends, and cuphead lol
missing roger and my grandma terribly today. i love you so much roger, and happy belated birthday to the best father i’ve ever had. i love you more than anything
and lastly missing smokey and pepper. it’s our first thanksgiving wrhere i don’t have smokey in my lap going crazy for boston market food. the acronym BCF Besf Cat Ever was created for you i love you so much, i promised you i’d m get you to your 21st birthday in october and i missed it by a few months. i love you so much smokey baby boy forever ❤️ you live in my heart always.
love to my closest friends on here. thinking of a few of you a lot.
anyways. have a good day my friends. ❤️❤️❤️“
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>>806464>A wild Lurch without the ~iconic~ sunglasses+beanie combo
I wasn't prepared for that sight kek
it do be seeming like the crusty era of luna is over. i do fucking wonder what happened over the last couple months to make her look this physically alive
tinfoil that luna is a covid vampire
He looks like Andi Dier but prettier. My inner ana-chan is jealous of those arm sockets. It looks like his life is literally draining into her with her new filter craze but it reminds me of when somebody does a filter on an inanimate object that looks like a face, if you told me lurch was just taking pics of her propped up corpse and hiding it behind snapchat filters I would believe you.
also dumb side note but I made a Sims family of lurch and Luna and within an hour the Luna sim died of embarrassment so she has less self awareness than sims 4 AI
I didn't really go into creating her, I downloaded Courtney Love and made her hips/arms a little wider and changed the hair and then for lurch i made a random white guy and just minimized all his features and put him at the scrawniest setting. The first thing he did was go troll online. She got too caught up playing with a cat in a public park, pissed herself, and dropped dead.
Also i did not know there was a drug mod, i need that
Fuck lmfao, I can't believe I'm not the only one who's done this. In my game her mom died of cardiac explosion or whatever they get when they're so mad they die because the apartment is garbage
It does feel like something has been up with her lately. She's been a lot quieter than normal. Like there was the OMG I'm HOMELESS moment, then she randomly posted begging for a hookup and posting pics of needles n shit. Then radio silence, now everything's fine? Weird.
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woe is Luna
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Well that's going about as well as expected.
>I don't have time in my urgency
Should've started looking sooner.
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She complains about an "apartment" in East Village as if she could've afford living in NYC, shocker it "set her back 3 weeks". Wonder if she got a job…
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Why would she think an apartment on st marks would be even remotely affordable for her? why??
1bdrs around there go for ~6k a month>>807546
She should move to Kensington in Philly, picrel
And yet after being ~so poor and homeless uwu~ she’s STILL this god damn picky. Boo hoo, no kitchen. Boo hoo, shared bathroom. My partners sibling literally lived in an apartment the size of a small bedroom with no kitchen and a shared bathroom shared between about 8-10+ other people and still managed that for two years. And her rent was $850 for that. Where my partners family lives the rent would be $3000 a month if it weren’t for them owning the apartment. She’s so fucking delusional. Imagine being this entitled.
And please don’t send her to PA we’re trashy enough here plus the state is very strict on which bums they give assistance to. If you don’t meet certain criteria, which Tuna and Lurch definitely don’t, you won’t get shit and you gotta get a job. Sure the drugs are cheap, but PA don’t wanna help anyone that it doesn’t have to.
It’s just like…..what was she expecting?
St marks place is super famous in ny for being the birthplace of punk, and it’s now over run with trust fund kids, multi millionaires, a few punk relics and coffee shops that charge 18$ for a latte.
She really thought an apartment there would be affordable for her???
Tuna, be greatful if you can find a studio in Washington heights.
The Les will literally never be affordable for you, even the apartments by the vladeck projects. Stop trying to live out ur punk aesthetic dreams.
Why would looking at ONE apartment have set her back 3 weeks
??? God she is so lazy and delusional. Does she really not know you have to look at a lot of shit apartments before you find a decent one?
She's actually lucky to find a place that would allow her and her bf and a cat and to find an actual room instead of having to share a room with someone for $1000 in such a popular location.
She's truly delusional. And she mocks college students for actually living in a place like that. She'd literally rather be homeless than settle for living in a tiny room and sharing amenities with other people. She has been way too privileged for way too long and it's finally coming back to bite her in the ass.
Not even just an apartment in NYC
an apartment in one of THE most expensive neighborhoods in nyc, that also happens to fit her punk bby girl aesthetic
she'd rather be homeless than share amenities with other people, or, idk get a studio in the Bronx or some other non 'aesthetic' neighborhood
>>807537>haven't talked about it much>the apartment I looked at today
also, the need for 2 cosigners is maybe because, oh I don't know, neither her nor Lurch have jobs?
Lmao this sounds so fake and dumb. Theres so many gems but…>none of this was stated in the listing and the listed never menioned any of this! >i couldnt even take pics because there was no room >joke joke joke joke joke>legit legit legit legit
Are my faves.
Shes high off her lying ass on something
I doubt shes even apartment hunting. Shes probably leaving it up to her father to get her out of the situation (if she's actuslly3 even really getting kicked out)
‘The real estate agent was uncomfortable because he felt bad that the apartment was so small’
Maybe the real estate agent was uncomfortable because he was expecting a normal fucking person and two deranged junkies showed up for the apartment showing?
I'm pretty sure she's lying about there even being a real estate agent.. She probably thought the owner of the apartment was the agent. Unless it's really common for people in NYC to hire agents for trying to find someone to fill one room in a shared apartment?
Maybe it's different where I'm from, but most ads for renting, especially for things like single rooms/shared apartments are just people posting free ads on places like Kijiji and Craigslist. Especially at that price range.
In ny apartment listings almost always involve a listing agent because they are so expensive and it’s such a complicated process
Maybe not for a 1000$ closet though?
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I think this is the place Tuna was talking about kek.
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Let's say she had to settle for the broom closet, we all know she'd somehow find a way to trash it within a week. In just a year, the ceiling would have mold as far as the eye can see.
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She was tweeting about her new games last week. Her usual "poor people deserve nice things", someone poor would've saved the $20 for food instead…
She clearly has zero conception of what living in NYC is like. She talked about the "ladder to another level for your mattress" like it was some crazy thing. Tuna, their called lofted beds and you best get used to them cause they are EVERYWHERE in apartments that are in your price range.
It's crazy to me that she has spent so much of her early twenties in a void, she (and lurch?) have no conception whatsoever of the city they live right next to. If she wants some junkie punk chic aesthetic she can go live in some grimy warehouse in brooklyn or apt in the bronx. If she would agree to live w/other crusty/junkie roommates she could even lower her rent down to 500/month, but I suspect her whole personality is based on suburban living and the snail's pace of life that entails. Living in the city, having to see other people living their lives, will either be unbearable for her or may actually force her to change her way of living.
I hope her father is ready to pay 100% of her financial needs though because there is no job she can get in manhattan without prior work experience besides starbucks or kmart.
b-but a friend bought her the game as a gift!
to be fair, she's giving a general advice and most people can spare the $20
as if luna would have dropped that kind of cash. its one of three possibilites. lurch found it at the magic dumpster, horrible abusive
dad got it for her or its a knock off (stolen of course)
Iirc I think she said someone bought that bag for her from tj maxx or something.
Probably on clearance for cheap and even though it's ugly and not in an aesthetic color she was desperate for Coach. Which isnt even a "cool" brand.
Or yeah.. Its all she could steal
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Back to sex work. It's why she's suddenly started using filters.
Only this time I guess she's a bit more discreet, presumably to ward off the trolls, because we all know she doesn't give a shit if her potential future employers see her ewhoring and shooting up heroin.
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She posted the bag right after the George Floyd/BLM lootings in Macy's and others stores in NYC. Picrel a looter carrying handbags from Macy's, someone like that sold the Coach bag to Lurch for some dope. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8405193/Looters-break-Macys-Herald-Square-make-10-000-worth-merchandise.html
which is a part of taking decent selfies. if you’re gonna try to get paid from taking sexy pics, filters is the way to go. and even comparing the thread pic to her recent ones, her makeup has improved a lot. she isn’t smearing eyeshadow to make her eyes look like inflamed buttholes and her lips don’t look like they belong on a dead body.
somehow she improved her looks is what i’m saying. luna usually didn’t use filters and that made her look crusty and the human equivalent of Hep C.
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Watch them still stay at her mom's place for months to come.
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New markers that aren't Copics.
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Saged for no new milk but Fakeboi continues to simp without fail within 24 hours of any picture she posts and is still ignored lulz
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Evil dad gave her weed…That monster!
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I just remembered I read it on page 2 of her thread on KF, take it with a pinch of salt but given her holier than thou attitude and speaking badly of her mom and dad even if they still baby her, I believe it.
The only thing I've heard about Tai and Luna were rumours in earlier threads here, so take the same pinch of salt, but I don't think that "boyfriend" is Tai, I think it is Peter Callan. Peter was a burnt out drug addict "artist" type that Luna dated long-distance before Lurch, he used to have an ED page but I'm not sure if ED's still around. Tai wasn't non-binary/trans/whatever when Luna knew them, and I'm not even sure Luna used the correct "they" pronouns for Tai when talking about them tbh.
I've heard Tai was more into Luna than vice versa, iirc someone tried to contact Tai years ago on tumblr to get them to spill tea, and they AGGRESSIVELY told the anon to fuck off and PMd Luna about it. Next bit is 99% tinfoil, but from the stuff I've seen, Tai was kinda smitten with Luna, and Luna didn't give a shit until Tai died. She used to have phone calls with her ex Peter and lament about him more than Tai, because he was a spoopy artist who lived dangerously, she didn't know whether he was alive or dead. Now she's got a real dead ex, she never talks about Peter.
I might be sperging out here but it triggers
the fuck out of me that Luna collects dead acquaintances for the sake of her aesthetic. She uses Grandma, Roger and Tai as props for her "tragic life". I can't remember if Tai got added to the grief cherub tattoos (she definitely wanted 2 for Roger and Grandma), but that shit really shows how Luna sees people - they exist purely to give her things, if she can't mooch off them she will ignore them until she can use their death for pity points or a poetry stanza.>>808809>I am very mentally ill and have a learning disability>I think the lot of you should be ashamed for nitpicking and cyberbullying a mentally ill addict. >Please stop screenshotting my comments
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you must have learning disabilities if you think that Tumblr shit works anywhere else online
Late and I know that's not the same apartment as the one Tuna was shown, but honestly this really isn't that bad for living in a city? It could have potential to be cute and cozy if decorated/organized correctly. Sad that she lacks the innovation and discipline to make a place like that work. She even bitched about there being no 'kitchen' but if a mini fridge and microwave can fit in there, then I'm sure a portable electric cooker and a pot or frying pan could too. One can definitely cook in there, but since when does she care about that anyway?
Imo the biggest hurdle is having to share a bathroom but she ain't even scared about that for the right reasons, like covid? Nah, she's just pissed cause the space is small and she'd be mad for needing to share in non-covid conditions anyway. I know it's been discussed to death but she's so delusional if she expected a big apartment for barely paying over $1000/mo in NYC. And what, give her a nice living space just so she can trash it up with her junkie needles and dirt?
Guess it's better for her to keeping mooching off every living relative unless they pass, one by one, and pray that they leave her something to burn through so she can put off having to get a real job for as long as possible.
>>808809>I am very mentally ill and have a learning disability
congrats, same like literally every other farmer lmfao>>808819>only showed up because somebody told me I'd been screenshotted, and only to ask that I not be pulled into this. Im familiar with lolcow (I was fairly close to the Soren Hayes drama and still follow it)
fucking called it in the cow tinfoil thread.
If you are a farmer yourself, than you really are no better than the rest of us and should also be aware that there is no point policing the farms. People will talk whatever, and since your nonrelationship with Luna is not that interesting, sooner or later you would have been left alone. I don't get why you are so uwu dramatic about this.
just ignore it, engaging farmers will want them to keep an eye on you more…>>808870
and maybe asskiss her less until she starts giving a fuck about you honest advice
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this. though I remember one anon calling fakeboi their personal cow, but that was an exception tbh
oh my god, >>808984
didn't call lolcow posts comments. She literally meant farmers reposting fakeboi's comments on Luna posts. Learn to read.
This is really what is driving me up the wall about the situation… Surely the apartment is better than Roger's run down shack or your mom's section 8?? Is she just mad bc she doesn't have room for her crusty stuffed animals? What does she even need more than a bedroom for, all she does is shoot up and lay in bed playing videogames?>>808565
Bitch…. Get a job
She doesnt really wanna move so shes making excuses maybe?
Maybe she has to fake an effort before she finally moves in with her dad.
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Taken from kf.
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Bitch its not as if you had your shit together before the pandemic. Its not like you lost a job and an apartment due to covid. Youre being kicked out because you're living in apartment that you don't even belong in, that was supposed to be "temporary/a few weeks", and you were found out so THATS why you have to move.>let us all get evicted
Pathetic lazy cunt omg.
Yeah, it's definitely normal where I am. Why would you let someone take possession of a property without the first rent portion and bond/deposit taken?
I think the laugh react to it is because of this. I hope they explained it to her. It's painful to watch her sabotage 3 opportunities in a week by thinking omg so many scams. She's also very likely to get scammed or ripped off if she has no idea about the actual rules.
Probably a scam as it’s over Facebook and judging from the conversation, she hasn’t had the chance to see the place first.
But at the same time, it’s not weird to secure an apartment by giving a non refundable deposit that is used as the first week or month of rent.
Either way, the way she answers a potentially serious pro is ridiculous at her age. If she’s worried it’s a scam she could just politely voice her concerns or hold off replying right away.
Also > Scammers exposed
Well ain’t it fitting for you Luna! How about all the million times you asked people for money to buy dope? Or didn’t send the art you were commissioned? Or would straight up steal from cemeteries? The audacity
you don’t pay the deposit and first month’s rent until you sign the lease in new york
sometimes there are application fees but there are limits on those set by law and they’re like $75 not a full month’s rent
this is a scam
but the idea that she and lurch would have three month’s rent (first, last, security deposit) to put down, which is the norm in new york, is ridiculous, even with the current drop in rent because of covid
>>809181>you don’t pay the deposit and first month’s rent until you sign the lease in new york
That's not entirely true. You do normally have to pay for something to get the keys in your hand which is also what she was asking for. You never have to pay to see it and that alone makes it sound like a scam, but to get the keys? Of course you do.>>809205
What this anon said.
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She posted her flat ass for some simpbucks again.
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How would this idiot be on unemployment at all
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I joined the Scammers Exposed group to see the comments on her apartment post (nothing interesting) but funnily enough, there was a previous post exposing her. I censored the OP's name in case she lurks here as she hints at the threads, but it looks like she runs another financial support group and had a run in with Luna at some point recently.
So I just learned about something called "PUA", pandedemic unemployment assistance, where apparently you qualify if:
Workers who don't have a long-enough work history to qualify for state unemployment insurance benefits
Workers who otherwise wouldn't qualify for benefits under state or federal law
I dont know anything about it at all, but maybe that's how she got it?
They could probably sue her for back rent since she wasn't affected by covid. If they decide to take her to court she'll have to prove that she suffered financial hardship due to covid. If they see that she was getting unemployment despite not working, she'll have to pay that back too.
The moratorium (the thing protecting people from being evicted) only lasts until the end of the year. A lot of apartments here, and I imagine everywhere else, normally have to prepare/fix up the apartment before a person can move into it. I don't think she'll be able to claim squatter rights until she's been there for a while.https://www.thecity.nyc/2020/11/24/21664774/first-tenant-evicted-in-nyc-since-the-pandemic-started
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From KF. HOLY CRAP!
What a useless stain of sh*t she is.
The thing is you can’t exactly squeeze water out of a rock. People like Luna don’t care about any debt collector coming after them and really what’s the point in engaging in legal battles when both of them can’t even hold the most basic jobs and have no money?
I’ll be surprised if she manage to find anything, I know the real estate sector has taken a hit with covid, but it’s extremely easy to see that those 2 greaseballs are going to pay the first month then skip or pay late every single time. >>809384
Fucking disgusting considering they spend so much money on their dope but then couldn’t even buy a proper urn for lurch’s dad. Really tells you where their priorities are.
That may be true for the landlord, but if they take her to court and the court sees that she got unemployment money illegally, she could go to jail for it. I don't think they'll see the inside of a court room if the landlord sues them though because of Lurch's history and the whole unemployment thing. They'll jump ship and either go back to her mom's place or her dad's.>>809402>But he was like a dad to her!
And she treated him like she does her real dad kek.
every maniac episode, she goes on rants about how she’s gonna get a great apartment, she’s gonna get sober, she’ll get a GED, a job and everything will be sunny and happy and pink and daisies.
Luna deep down probably does want stability. But she has addiction, a crippling codependency with Matthew, and several mental illnesses she claims to be aware of holding her back.
Depending on the neighborhood/building they would rent even to someone with no job history or credit score that looks like Luna, so long as the co-signer is a solid boomer with a job and is willing to throw down money. Certain housing stock is designated mostly to renting units to retarded druggied out rich kid college students who don't look THAT much different from Luna at a face value.
Money can help overcome a lot of barriers, I've heard of a 20 y/o foreign exchange student without any job or credit renting in luxury buildings without a co-signers because they agreed to max out their parents credit card to the tune of 55K to pay for a year's rent at once.
Dogs can be very controversial, esp in older buildings because of the sound issues they can create, but I have never heard of people having problems finding a place that will accept 1-2 cats. Cats are generally okay.
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wtf is a 45-50 version of a ring
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What do you think the “traumatic event” was? I wonder if she OD’d again
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Sure tuna, but then again her getting out of bed is hard work.
With that atrocious grammar and lack of proofreading, I can see why she thought she could be a sports journalist.
But Luna you're an ugly overweight junkie, these things factor into whether or not someone wants to buy your nudes. It's hard for you
for these very specific reasons
I hate when people parrot these things when they never worked one fucking day in their lives. Do you even know what "hard work" is? sitting on your fat ass for some hours is not hard work even if it exhausts your lazy ass. I wish her gulag for a day.
I'd love to see her get into some Christian cult-ish thing . Modest tuna, repenting, getting clean and dressing frumpy
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Luna uploaded this update to her Instagram as well
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working hard, sis
god damn, she has unfortunately genetics. she has the body of an older woman who has lost 300 pounds
i know it's not her fault, because i understand skin elasticity and being prone to stretch marks is completely genetic but damn. that really sucks. she needs to work a lot harder not to be a tubs, bc while her skin will remain gross at least she could look semi-decent with a dark tan
That and she always does this.>>810159
It's not a job if no one's paying you. She tries harder to not get a job than she does to get one.
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Looks like Lurch might have a Twitter. The account is only following Tuna and one other account. Nothing particularly milky, it's mostly just him ranting semi incoherently at politicians and whining about unemployment. A few of his replies reference living in NYC and having a fiance. He seems to be fairly active on it though. (Sage in case this has been posted before and I missed it, my bad if so) https://mobile.twitter.com/Matthew63219347
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Overexposing her selfies more than Vicky Shingles.
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I skimmed thru it and he mentions going thru evictions proceedings. Do anons think mom finally put her foot down or Housing found out about them living their illegally? I know Luna talked about this but honestly never believe her hyperbole, seeing Lurch write about makes me think it's finally happening.
Since the chance of her finding a place is zero, I suspect she and matthew are going to be squatting in her dad's apt soon. I can't imagine her would actually let her be homeless on the streets on NYC when it's 34 F outside and COVID is raging.
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more gifts from her evil dad
what are those pink clippy thingies? foam rollers?
this stupid bitch and all her useless crap. you know what I sold when I was low on cash? my useless amiibo army. love how she rambles about getting better and getting a job but only talks about videogames all day. inb4 she starts the laziest twitch and thinks she's the next streamergurl. hey tuna, try a gaming podcast, at least nobody has to see you for that kek
She's facing an eviction, can't find an apartment… but gets all of this shit? Where the hell is she going to put it? If she ends up on the streets, none of that is going to mean anything. And she for sure shouldn't be taking nudes and waving around dildos and butt plugs while living on the streets. I'm going to assume that her dad is going to cave and let them stay with him.>>810299
She can definitely control the weight gain. She eats like a pig and there is never a vegetable or fruit in sight when she takes food pictures or talks about food.
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Maybe she’s hoping Matthew’s internet rage at Nancy Pelosi will help speed up the process of dat sweet government corona money.
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I'm 99% sure he's had no job long before July. His dad was still alive the last time he got a job and that was almost two years ago. He talks with such privilege when the only things he has ever lifted were items from other people/stores and syringes.
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What a fucking leech. If they're so broke then how can Tuna afford amazon prime? That's not even a fucking necessity. And unemployment benefits? Why is he getting that at all? He's never fucking worked.
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Meanwhile… granted, elf products aren't expensive but if I was facing eviction, the last thing I would be worried about would be sparkly lipgloss.
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she is literally at rock bottom (or about to be) and she wants to take art history, creative writing, journalism, and WW2 history?? and oh and gender studies on top of it all
this is a goddamn pandemic with unemployment lines and people wondering how they’re gonna pay their bills. and this bitch wanna take government money to study fucking art history and gender studies. and we can’t forget her reasoning for not applying for jobs, after 4 years of not having one, is because she doesn’t know where she’s gonna live. as though the logical solution wouldn’t be to get a job in either place and then pick an apartment in that area.
luna is the most frustrating lolcow on this board. like watching a toddler try to use a fork.
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Not even offering to purchase these things but straight up asking her followers for it as a Christmas present… girl
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found it on the third thread where matthew made a facebook so take it with a grain of salt. but yeah, over 4 years ago, there was evidence that matthew was saying he had a degree in adolescent psychology.
>learn/read moar about communism/marxism
If Luna becomes a ACAB mutual aid antifa horrorcow…..yikes. The next level mental gymnastics she would be able do perform to justify herself, the kind of people she would be exposed to who would do absolutely everything to enable her shitty life choices…
>Lurch has BA in Adolescent Psychology
Not sure why farmers find this so odd, seeing how he was able to groom an adolescent fairly successfully, makes sense
>I got into all 8 colleges I applied to
So re-apply for them, luna. Or apply for city/state ( forget which one it is) of NY that is super cheap and allows you to apply for federal aid. Although actually so much of what she wants to study isn't a major in any sense, like I doubt she wants to learn archival best practices and provenance documentation as it applies to art history, she just wants to look at pretty pictures of angel paintings. That's a hobby that you can learn yourself at home.
Luna, since you like to read here:https://www.marxists.org/
Every piece of fucking communist/marxist literature is free you fucking retard
The other one died around the time she got her new cat.>>810394
And sent to jail for rummaging through the meds at hospitals.
i don’t know why she hates loft beds. in her own words, she’s found affordable apartments in her area but keeps turning them down because in the bedroom “tHEy hAvE LaDDerS” and i’m beyond confused. that doesn’t seem like a dealbreaker when you could be homeless.
am i stupid or something? are loft beds horrible or dangerous? i can’t think of a reason she would put them as a hard no when she’s about to have no other choice.
she'd probably fall down while tripping on heroin
also bad idea for Lurch, grandpa could break a few bones lol
NYC has actually been giving homeless people free luxury hotel rooms on the upper west side because the shelters aren’t safe during covid and the rooms are empty anyways
Luna being a women gives her higher priority too
If lurch really has disability he can get a 1bdr subsidized by the city easily, ny actually has some of the best disability housing in the country. They require every apartment building to set aside a few units for disability tenants (and they’re actually in normal buildings and not in projects) and no waiting list, the most they would do is ask them to get on methadone
If Luna is really so lazy she hasn’t figured this out then I’m really amazed
they don't even do that in ny lol
I mean they do drug test every two weeks, but the worst thing that happens is they give the person more methadone because 'they are clearly still suffering from cravings'
NYC has a system of overloading junkies with legal dope and sticking them in hotels/apartments to keep the city clean from homeless junkies.
Most of the homeless people in NYC just either aren't aware of this or are legit too lazy to fill out the paperwork and sit in a clinic waiting room
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From the other farms. Is this bitch for real? With what money is she going to rent a room with while saving up for an apartment?
Iirc she said they had their old stimulus checks saved up. I'd be shocked though if they actually saved it.
Maybe they've been stealing money from Tuna-Mama this whole time too.
Lmao as he should. This bitch is dependent on everyone but herself.
Also I seriously don’t think lurch has a degree in Child Psychology. I mean if he did it would be surprising because he lies like he breathes on the internet. Also idk using that degree to bag an underaged Luna seems too smart for him. Plus wouldn’t he have moved onto greener pastures if that was the cases by now?
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reposting from last thread, there was discussion ~8 months ago that said Luna could be claimed as a "Qualifying Relative" for the sake of tax credits regardless of her age, only thing that matters is her income, which will be 0 in the eyes of the government. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/q/qualifying-relative.asp
Link to original discussion >>769108
Thank you for the info and links anon.
So then I guess yeah Lurch could have gone for the stimulus, and both get the hefty unemployment until it stopped.
Did she say she would be homeless before Christmas or the new year? And would the new no eviction mandate with the new stimulus package work in their favor, even though they were squatters?
The government hasn't been keeping very careful track of unemployment claims during covid, they were massively overloaded with requests and a ton of people were able to snatch benefits they didn't qualify for. It's entirely possible these two yahoos got in on the scam.
The government rolls slow, but they always get theirs. Once they sort out the mountain of claims, they will demand refunds for overpayment - and in Lurch and Luna's cases, they will be required to pay back all their funds. Now, this isn't too dire for two unemployed junkies who have no paychecks to dock for back payments. But anything they put in a bank can be seized, and IF Luna is ever employed (lol) they will seize her checks immediately, and take all or most of her pay until the money is paid back in full.
If either of them have Lurch's stimulus in an account, look for that to disappear at some point. Or the account will go negative to the tune of what is owed.
Sort of. Might depend on the state? Unemployment claims in CA stay open for a year, I know someone who filed for unemployment from a job they got fired from a year prior and they received the stim + unemployment extension benefits. so if Lurch got hired n' fired at any point within a year he would still qualify.
Sage for blog and nitpick
how is she too retarded to beat the elite four.
tuna never ceases to amaze.
at this point, school should be the least of her worries. 80% of this shit is just BS she wants to learn more about, Google is free, dummy.
And the fact that she thinks she's gonna be mentally happier when she moves out is ridiculous because then she's gonna have to start paying for her apartment and food which we all know she hasn't done in the past few years and in general is not used to spending her own money.
her best bet rn is to dump her pedo fiancee, move in with her dad, let him help her get clean and get a minimum wage job for a while to at least build up experience, work ethic, and save the money. fuck, while she's at it, maybe take up jogging or something.
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No, it was stated before her that her mom has found a different apartment but they will not allow Tuna and her baggage to follow. It's a different section 8 housing unit, but she will be monitored this time.
I could be wrong but anons had speculated that when her mom went to rehab this last time the landlord did an inspection and found Tuna and Lurch there, got pissed at their squatting and evicted them all out over renter violations.
I am wondering when they are supposed to be evicted, she said "homeless for Christmas", but here she is, two days before and still getting high off her lumpy ass playing vidya.
they’re a kind of a setting clip used for styling hair. it’s meant to keep the hair flat without crimping the hair under the clip. also, the spring of the clip doesn’t have a lot of tension, so the hair won’t bend under the clip. they’re used mainly for like blow outs, styling specific sections. it’s a specific clip you usually pick when you’re styling, not a clip used to keep hair out of the way.
have absolutely no idea why she’s interested in them, other than the fact that they’re pink.
Yeah I remember that lol.
Honestly rn I’m wondering when she’ll actually be homeless. Like she’s basically skated by the skin of her ass this whole time. I’ve watching her threads since like forever and I was one of the ones that thought once Roger died they’d soon be homeless, but here they are years later still grifting
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>>810694>but here they are years later still grifting
With Tuna selling unwanted nudes and Lurch literally begging every single day to Pelosi about more free money cause he and Tuna are "decent Americans." I guess stealing from graves and cars are decent things to do.
It's good that there will be someone looking after her mom and making sure she's not getting preyed upon.>>810694
Dunno about Lurch, but Luna still hasn't exhausted her last resort, i.e. staying with her dad.
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So she has enough savings for a year’s worth of rent? I am reading posts where she is asking for help on Facebook. Someone advised her to move to Jersey, she said she has no way to get there (you can’t rent a moving truck or buy a junker car with all that savings?)
The absolute fuck this skank bitch has enough rent for a year.
Countdown to homeless tuna saga.
Also think its super funny she always mentions how long lurch has been her " fiancé". Saying they're been engaged for 7 years doesnt sound good, it sounds terrible.
Super long engagements are red flags in general but being engaged for 7 years just means ur not engaged. Where's your ring? What wedding plans have you made? It's fake Tuna.
Right? Like honestly that detail alone makes her seem sus AF, who cares how long you been together, landlord only cares if you can pay rent.
Also you got any bank statements to back that absolute nonsense up or nah?
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The comment on that post are so predictable. Using Roger's death for sympathy points yet again, finding any excuse to not take the advice offered to her, making claims about her situation that barely make sense, and finding ways to talk shit about her fellow junkies.
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I know she's rounding up the time that they've been together but doing so is stupid considering that would put them at 17 and 34 when they got together.
Exactly. She must not be too against them since she happily adds a million different "cheap" and useless things to her amazon wishlist. She's against getting a job, not them.>>810848
And she can't guilt her mom into letting them stay this time. She made her mom relapse and had the nerve to complain about it while doing drugs around her. Tuna doesn't deserve the kindness that her mother showed her by letting her stay there for so long, but she's the "toxic
Interesting it's been exactly 30 days since she first mentioned having to find a new place, and now she's REALLY freaking out. Didn't find anything to suggest she's been given an order to vacate premises on the NYC civil courts lookup, but I'm not American and I don't really understand legal stuff so I was massively out of my depth. 90% sure the moratorium wouldn't apply to her as it's not her tenancy, she was never expected to pay rent, and she was staying there illegally the whole time. It's only stopping people from being evicted due to non-payment of rent, not from being evicted for any other reason.
As an aside it's INCREDIBLE watching her try and grift a sane sober person nowadays. She posts this to a fucking group specifically for finding apartments
and someone tells her that if she had her own tenancy agreement she wouldn't even be in this situation. So she posts her entire fucking life story for the group going back SIX YEARS
full of ridiculous contradictions and lies (how can you be caring for a terminally ill old man and have him die suddenly and unexpectedly?). Not only that, she mentions she's been mooching off someone living in section 8 housing, AND she's illegally squatting even though they're trying to get rid of her. As well as mentioning that she has no job and is struggling to find one.
If I were a landlord I'd definitely message her, at least she doesn't smoke crack right?
they're technically not even getting evicted because they weren't residents there to begin with. it's like if you were sleeping over at someone's house, and they got evicted, you would have to leave too but you're not being "evicted" yourself. luna and lurch has effectively been sleeping over at her mom's house for 2 years, basically as guests, and now that they got her mom evicted and were found illegally living there, they are forced out.
luna is saying she's being "evicted" to make her situation sound more sympathetic or relatable. she actually lost residence because she never lived there legally in the first place and presumably got caught. there is no moratorium or anything on luna's illegal-ass living situation, only for her mom, who was the actual resident of the apartment.
she's not gonna find an apartment in NYC even if her dad cosigns. she has no references or credit. she and lurch has no job. her best bet is finding a roommate/s as slimy as her and moving in to their apartment. or a homeless shelter, but she wouldn't be allowed to bring her hoard with her.
OR BREAK UP WITH LURCH AND MOVE IN WITH HER DAD BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN LOL
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With such an impressive resume you would think it would be easy. When has she ever actually had an office job?
imo she’d be crazier than usual to move away from her mum and dad with only lurch for emotional support
and he could never get a job of any kind anywhere
Yeah, at this point, Lurch OD’n or something related is her best bet to have a shot at anything
that’s better than her life now. She’s beyond enmeshed and codependent to leave on her own. He groomed her good (kek if he really does have a degree in adolescent psychology).
I’m not sure why she’s so fixated on office jobs. I get it that she wants to sit in a chair, be in a cozy office and just having to sort through files and type in documents. Obviously she’s never going to get a job like this when other people are more put together, can do all that already + bring an extra assets like knowing how to do some Excel functions or basic accounting.
Feels like in her limited worldview, there’s only office job or amazon warehouse.
There are plenty of jobs that are more of less physically demanding but do-able like receptionist (in salons, offices), cleaning lady, call centres, hell I even worked as a packing lady for a bit and it was ok.
No they’re not top notch jobs but they’re not going to offer amazing positions with amazing salary to the first random crusty college drop-out that shows up in a tracksuit.
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Considering her mom seems to be on housing assistance, she most likely earn so little that she doesn’t pay taxes.
I doubt there’s anything illegal about, she probably just report her income. There’s a difference with filing them and having to pay depending on your bracket.
She's probably on disability or welfare. You get taxed on that but it just automatically gets taken out. So tuna prolly hasn't seen her mom actually have to do
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Whats up with the pointless cowtipping? It's pretty obvious when fakeboi is the only one interacting with her previous posts. This shit is boring.
No recent references and like 8 years or however long with no employment history is a huge red flag for people hiring. How do you explain why you have fallen off the face of the earth job wise for so long?
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Shouldn't she be more worried about the upcoming "eviction" than acting like a five year old playing in makeup?
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From kf. Are they going to try to lock the landlord out? kek
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Everything she touches gets so filthy
Taylor Dean the other cow on here: If her YouTube wasn’t dead was basically that. A junkie broadcasting on YouTube in a shit relationship held together by IV drugs and pills.
I feel like Luna’s abandoned drug blogs have that same vibe though. Someone who doesn’t know how bad their wrecking their life and how dirty their surroundings are.
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From the other farms. Such an obnoxious thing for her to post.
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So.. the engagement is just official now after all this time? Tuna, he's never gonna marry you.
I read that as it was an heirloom that her dad "promised" her. Though it could just be something stolen from someplace, true.
If it is an heirloom how long until sge "loses" cough
it. She needs that money for a cute air bnb!
Why doesn't this bitch just count calories and exercise if she wants to be small so much? Oh wait, cause she's dumb as fuck.
? A toxic
person wouldn't put a fucking roof over your head for free while sleeping on the couch so you can have their bed and bring in bed bugs. This bitch is seriously entitled as hell. I can't wait for it to be her, Lurch and her cat too. I'm waiting to see them struggle after all the shit they've put the people they used through.>>811290
Damn, her "fiance" couldn't even get her a ring, her dad had to kek. Does she ever read the shit she writes and realizes how pathetic it sounds?
I was just looking at it because I was also curious, you can choose places that rent out for months at a time. Seen one in new Rochelle for $300 a month but how likely is it that they could rent it?
Idk if there's any type of qualifications or background checks for renters.
Theyre probably waiting for their stimulus checks so they can get into one.
i read this as her dad promised to buy matthew an engagement ring to give to Luna lol
her dad is evil but he is basically buying them everything they want except heroin? is that why she sees him as evil, cause he won't support her heroin addiction?
it's also frustrating that she's convinced starving herself and drinking only ice water is what's gonna make her thin. no, it's make her saggy cause starving yourself isn't gonna make you magically lose all the fat she's carrying around. the thing she needs to do is regular cardio and strength training, but that requires hard work, determination, and 45-60 minutes a day she'd rather spend getting high
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Nightmare fuel. (1/3)
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Man what the FUCK is going on with her mouth. I get the caked up “inner” ring of bare lip but it looks like her whole mouth is crusted you, bloody, and chapped?
Girl drink some water and stop gnawing on your own lips wtf
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its really pretty incredible. im that much of an asshole that i hope she ends up struggling hard. shes been pretty lucky as far as junkies go. always having a bed to sleep on no matter the circumstance, shes been able to score a hit without having to pretend to go to rehab or actually hook. without having a steady stream of income she is living one of the best scenarios you could being addicted and NEET. her suffering is sweet
>>811309>is that why she sees him as evil, cause he won't support her heroin addiction?
Bingo. He's 100% supportive of her, 0% supportive of her addiction. She vilified him because of that. Now that her mother won't tolerate her junkie shit either, suddenly she's even worse than dad and oh so evil and abusive
It always makes me want to a-log how she spits on people who genuinely care for her.
After seeing the colour of Luna's urine, I no longer wonder how her lips look so bad. It's incredible that someone can be that dehydrated and still basically function.
>caked lipstick she's been wearing for at least a couple of days
I think you're right tbh, the caption on these pics on tumblr is >my ring matches my eyeshadow inner eye thing, my nails, amd eyes i love this ring so much ahhhhh 💕🥰🥰💕
which makes it sound like she's been wearing this look >>811034
for 3 solid days without washing her face
Sweet fucking god, what a nightmare. I genuinely do not understand her mouth. What the fuck.>>811313
I know non-traditional engagement rings are "in" (I have one myself) but like…why is the band so thick lmao it looks like a dude's ring. Also how does she not know what stone it is if it was promised to her? One would assume it's a sapphire surrounded by diamonds but you never know, I've seen some convincing-ass cubic zirconia in my day lol. This whole thing is so weird lol.
goddamn, I'm actually excited about how this story is going to unfold. Easiest way out for them would be to move in with her dad.
Will they be evicted? Will they be homeless? Will this be the point where Luna finally gets to work hard for once and turn her life around?
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>>811290>getting an engagement ring from your dad instead of your bf>after years of being supposedly engaged
your scrotes could NEVER. Dating Lurch is peak romance
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Seeing Matthew retweet this post complaining that landlords leech off of society while him and Tuna continously leech off of everyone they possibly can is great. They really have no self awareness.
So last year during lunas first sex work stint, I bought her video where lurch gyrates her ass, soon after that video of her calling her dad surfaced so I ended up never posting it because it just seemed in poor taste. But fuck it, it’s been a year and Luna is awful so here it is
Oh my god send help. Her fat blubber making that noise. His long face and bandana. It’s too much.
Also I swear she used to wear this other cheap ass ring and said he gave it to her for “engagement”
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What is happening here???
I guess no one was under the impression that they are good at sex but why is Lurch staring into the camera like that?
HOLY FUCKING HELL ANON I AM DYING LAUGHING
Deadass Have not seen anything that funny in a while and I only watched the first video
Its so awkward and horrible. The toilet paper that falls out of her underwear (why!?). The weird dry humping, lurches face, the face she makes when she gets mad at him because the awkward humping isn't in frame, which leads to an even more hilarious position and movements
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Lurch staring to the camera, thinking his sad little limp dick is sexy kek
Remember that Tuna is wasting her youth away for that pathetic creature.
Thanks for that gross but funny milk anon, Merry Lurchmas!
Aside from generally not taking care of herself, losing and gaining weight quickly and repeatedly can ruin fat distribution and skin elasticity.>>811515>super quick side note>defo>"wouldn't surprise me if she was lurking here" but "is one of the biggest lurkers">"or w.e her handle is" even though the username is right there
No regular farmer talks like this. Did you come here to selfpost about your own cowtipping?
Oh my fucking god anon I am howling
. He looks like he's trying to spin pizza dough.
The poor cat makes an appearance in the bottom left corner :/
Also WHY is her mouth hanging open the whole time like she cant breathe? From the drugs?
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what the fuck fell out of her ass?????? this milk is too much im ascending
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From kf. Everyone knew that she would pull the guilt trip card.
No the woman let them do this >>811491
In the only bed
anon my SIDES LOL.
This is truly milkmas!
Yeah she wont risk her sobriety and sanity again for her POS daughter and her ex-drug dealer.
What a monster.
Tuna is truly a disgusting person. Inside and out.
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Lord save us anons, I have transcended to another realm
what the hell was the point of this?????
i'm so fucking confused!!! he also looked like he was whipping his dick out and luna bends down but then he stands up and his dick is gone? and then he dry humps her against a wall? what the fuck is this AHHHHHHH
it looks like he’s struggling to rip apart her dumpy asscheeks jfc
also rip pepper for witnessing this mess
That’s why nobody should help this ungrateful bitch because the moment you stop (Even after being more than generous) she’ll throw you under a bus with 0 remorse.
Sometimes I wonder if the drugs seriously messed up this bitch head or if she was an ungrateful brat from the start. She likes to throw it in her mom’s face that she paid her rent with her grandma’s money for a while, now how much how that is true is debatable, but it feels like she had some sort of human empathy and emotions in the past.
There are plenty of addicts that are somewhat clean, she could take 1 hour of her time to clean stuff around at the very least. This bitch just turn everything into grimes and makes dreadful porn at her poor mom’s place. Imagine having a daughter and she turns out like this, unbelievable.
luna is a victim
through and through. she justifies her addiction through saying that her addicted parents condemned her to this life and that her poor joint pain is only helped by dope. she cries about her abusive
parents, but the abuse really just seems to be them not supporting her lifestyle. a grown ass woman is on facebook, telling everyone that her mom is abandoning her “again” as if her mom is obligated to support the drug habit and hoarder’s nest of a 24 year old woman and a 40-something (i think?) year old man.
she also sits on her soapbox, preaching for kindness towards addicts, while she seethes at her parents for daring to still be addicted to the same shit she actively sought out to get into. the chick has a horrible opinion of her parents and thinks they just fuck her life up consistently but neither of them can ever do right in her eyes no matter how much they seem to try. her mom takes her in and she rants on every social media she has how much she genuinely hates her. her dad lets her stay over his apartment whenever and even supplies her with anything she wants on amazon but he’s an abusive
I’m sobbing. Literally sobbing. What in the ever loving fuck is this shit? It’s horrifying…her body looks like a bloated water-logged corpse. And Lurch looks like how I imagine a serial killer looks when he’s choking the life from his victims
You know, for a while I felt bad for her. She seemed like a brain dead chick that had been groomed by a weirdo. He turned her into a mess and she eventually just became comfortable with her stagnant and putrid life. However, the fact that she has the audacity to blame her mom for how shit her life is - is laughable. She brought it all upon herself. She's wasting her life away with longfacetinypp, but she made her own bed.
They both did. And they're old enough to suck it up and deal with their own shit.
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The fucking noise I made when I stupidly chose to subject myself to this, holy fucking kek. Merry fucken milkmas, fam
>>811491>thighs caused haiti
Hilarious filename, anon. Very appropriate with those horrible fat smacking sounds.
I know it's Tuna and Lurch but I can't believe they didn't reshoot the jiggling when her pad fell out of her underwear. That was above and beyond gross. And what was with all of her bruises on her legs? Looks like fingerprints I'd assume from sex but I thought she and Lurch didn't have sex anymore because of heroin limp dick?
Kek anon same! Audibly giggled.
Unfortunately though, I'm asexual now.