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>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420 and lunakittenxxx (to name but a few)>24 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and former ““sex worker””>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun>Started dating her 40 year old boyfriend (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love>Bleats about harm reduction while being the antithesis of harm reduction/seemingly having no grasp of the concept whatsoever
>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lot the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Always “short on rent” or otherwise in need of donations >Overdosed on heroin twice in less than 12 months, even that didn't encourage her to get clean>RIP ROGER (aka Lurch’s dad)>Tuna and Lurch couldn’t pay rent because all their money came from Roger’s social security so the e-begging ramped up to 100>EVICTED from Roger’s house>Tuna and Lurch “temporarily” move in with Luna’s mother, who is an (ex) addict>Brings along moldy, nasty stuffed animals and complains about not being able to move her other belongings (claims she lost 90% of them when she got EVICTED)>Continuously tries e-begging along with selling nudes and shitty art in lieu of getting a job>Her “abusive” dad continues to buy her useless shit from Amazon>Posts pictures of her and Lurch looting graves like it’s no big deal>Claims to be homeless for bonus sympathy points in spite of living with her mother >Luna and Chief have made themselves at home in her mom's one-bedroom poverty home and seem to have no intention of leaving.>Still milking her ex-gf's suicide for struggle points.>Seemed to be gaining weight rapidly for a while- some farmers speculated that she may have been on methadone.>Still abusing benzos and posting pill porn, probably hooked at this point>Still sending begging messages to facebook "friends" >>>/pt/607983>Still buying cheap shit on Amazon and asking facebook "friends" to buy her stuff>Still churning out sloppy drawings, has recently produced some particularly mediocre poetry>Still taking pictures of her filthy plastic crap, filthy grave-goods, filthy clothes, filthy nails, and filthy face>Still complaining about how horrible her life is, failing to understand that she brought most of it on herself>Roger is interred in a filthy box in Luna's mom's poverty home>Got a pancake voucher >>>/pt/612955>Was banned from FB and called out in a nail shaming group>Has lived with her mom for over a year now>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spread ashes on her face for maximum sympathy points>Has started to brag about starving herself>"Found" a bra in a dumpster>Started posting nudes again>Then began a “sex work” career, taking grimy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money>Made premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK
In the last thread >>767687:
nothing of note. Posting of filthy plushies, benzos in Sanrio pill boxes and wishlists continues.
In between the threads Luna's mom got taken away to inpatient due to mental health and drug abuse >>795390
Hopefully plenty of milk is to come with Luna and Lurch taking over the appartment.
twenty one >>>/pt/574429
twenty two >>>/pt/591749
twenty three >>>/pt/619612
twenty four >>>/pt/657873
Twenty five >>>/pt/689217
Twenty six >>>/pt/734529
Twenty seven >>>/pt/767687
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reposting latest milk for clarity's sake
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The last from Luna's blog
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reposting from Kiwifarms.
Luna got caught posting on junkie fb groups again
FINALLY a new thread! thanks op!>>795767>>795772
kek at the nails, there's something satisfying about luna actually listening to criticism when people call her out for being grimy. of course it has to come from fellow addicts whose respect she craves and not from her followers who pay her to exist
The homeless Luna stage may come, but will probably not be this year tbh. Even if she is accused of squatting in government housing- which she is….
Current covid guidelines have basically halted evictions in most states, and NY is almost certainly on that list.
Followed by winter laws (which NY again likely follows) which do not allow evictions between October ish- April ish. (Winter months.
She would honestly be kicked out faster and illegally if it WEREN'T for the fact she and her mom are breaking multiple section 8 laws. Lmao.
I do expect some pretty juicy and devastating developments in the future though. If her mom is put away for a while, the state will want to relet her home….que finding illegal residents, her mom losing most or many benefits. Potential jail time for fraud, not to mention mainintaining a drug den- IN government housing…
Oh yeah, it could get pretty milky pretty quickly.
There's so much wrong with this.
1. Luna, you're a drug addict too and so is Lurch.
2. You also have mental illness.
3. I bet the only reason she's glad is because she gets to live out her "newlyweds" fantasy life by having the place with just her and Lurch like it's their own. That and no one to nag her about paying rent/bills or getting a job.
so with her mom being the only person who is legally allowed to stay in the house, what's the assumption with everyone that they'll get get fined? personally i think it's a possibility–those laws against eviction in NYC don't cover illegal inhabitants, right? plus, now that they're possibly selling…
also sorry about my garbage wording, it's early.
I'm not positive about NY law, but in my state the laws protect illegal squatters. NY tends towards more extreme and "protective" laws than my state, so I assume they would be protected there.
Could look into it further but meh. Its early.
As for being fined, I think thats the least shitty possibility. Welfare fraud can absolutely get you jail time, and selling out of rented/government owned apartments is often lumped into "maintaining a drug home" and often a public safety violation. Again, absolutely could be fined but totally could be jailed JUST for making the home an unsafe environment on top of jail for selling. Even if all that heroin is for them, its packaged individually and it would be argued its meant to sell.
Tldr; they are probably safe from eviction but potentially extra fucked.
Luna is the only cow that makes me mad, I cannot. Such selfishness and utter disregard to other people.
Hunched sorting heroin packs in her drug den, radiating greed for her mommy's apartment and daddy's money, she is Sin personified.>>795766
OT but those look like mini american cheese slices.
Not to WK Luna because she's shit, but we have zoosadists, pedos and God knows who else among the cows on the website, and Luna is the only one to make you mad?
At least Luna's current victim
(her mother) is directly responsible for the creation of the monster taking over her life.
Out of all the cows I follow
. I'm not going to spend my time reading about zoosadists, I come here for entertainment, not to get traumatized.
Are murderers worse than pedophiles? You can't compare such people.
Luna is a terrible human being who only leeches, robs children's graves and makes everyones life worse.
She's a waste of space and I hope she soon dies a miserable death.
Sorry not sorry, I'll gladly take my ban.(a-log)
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I can’t believe you guys aren’t more astounded by this. She clearly looks wracked, has track marks, and is doing sexwork… but we haven’t seen needles or drugs in years and years. She had those old photos of the needles on the floor , also the ones of her literally shooting up with needles hanging out of her arm…. but other than that we’ve essentially been tinfoiling if she is using or not. Of course we all “know” but this photo of her finally posting that they are either dealing or in possession of atleast $300 worth of fentadope is a truly stunning fuck up in her part. The needle photos with her very specific identifying tattoos showing AND this photo with the FACEBOOK PHOTO of cellos and wraps are officially enough to exclude her from every possible professional job the rest of her life (except drug counseling)
I figured you alls reactions would be: “OMFG SHE REALLT IS USING!!.” , “WHAT A STUPID BITCH TUNA JESUS CHRIST” , “REEEEEEEEE” , “KEK I KNEW THEY WERE DEALING” , “THEY ARE FUCKKEED WHEN NEW YORK HOUSING AUTHORITY FINDS OUT BECAUSE HUGE HUGE NO NO PEOPLE GET THEIR SECTION 8 VOUCHERS REVOKED FOREVER IF FELONIES ARE COMMITTED/CONVICTED INSIDE OF THE HOME”
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Her dream adress if someone is interested in visiting.
In addition to that, the metal accents don't match.
The 'grain' on the pleather repeats itself and the double Cs look totally wrong.
It's a very bad knock-off. The shape's all wrong.
That bag, the flap, costs at that size around USD 6000, depending on the colourway.
I noticed that too, the flap definitely doesn't sit right - that bag is badly assembled, stuffed too full of twee plastic crap to close and clasp nicely, or most likely both.
(tbh it is kind of a tiny autistic detail, but designer handbags are all about tiny autistic details anyways so whatever.)
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Dumping for safekeeping
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no anon, using masks would mean buying masks, and buying masks translates to less heroin and hello kitty trinkets
would she be short-sighted and stupid enough to 'find' one, potentially used? …it doesn't seem that much of a reach
inb4 'my dad got me this cute cheap pink reusable facemask uwu' that will never be washed
Isn't that what the Gucci scarf thing Lurch has >>796601
It looks like the right shape
Agreed that the bangs were awful but now it looks like she has a greasy comb over… she’s hiding her bangs that haven’t grown out yet with hair from farther back on her head.
Eyes still pinned and droopy as fuck. I still just see a crusty junkie trying so hard to look kawaii and failing miserably
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I cannot wait till he buys Luna more shit and all is forgiven for a moment
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a lot if posts on luna blog.
godspeed to my fellow animal crossing autists itt who are probably blowing a gasket over her villager list>>797576
i was thinking that. still those absolutely incoherent spelling mistakes that can only be because she’s typing that badly but literally 99% of this was actually understandable. i wonder if it’s somehow linked to her selling? it can’t be because she’s off the drugs because usually she’d start whining somewhere about how hard it is
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this was posted on wednesday in the kf luna thread
Maybe playing Animal Crossing is affecting her positively? It's given her something to do that she actually has the attention for.
It might sound ridiculous, but remember that for years her life has been nodding off, browsing online for things to put on her wishlist, scribbling with poscas and writing "poetry". That's it. That's all she did for years. Suddenly she has all this new stimuli from the game, new goals even! That's got to have a noticeable positive effect.
It's definitely given her new FB communities to interact with and beg from.
I'm probably going to the grave wondering where she really got that Switch from.
kudos to you, I know a lot of Luna lore but this escaped me>>797588
can you explain why her villagers trigger
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it's been one week since she took a picture of Lurch, why are people acting like he's suddenly disappeared? She's been sperging about baseball on twitter in the past couple days, so I assume she's sat around doing nothing with Lurch, like she has for the last 5 years?
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Samefag, she's been talking about Lurch so I assume everything's fine. She doesn't sound that much more coherent, imo she got a new phone with better autocorrect.
I mean her mom's xanax weren't available to her, so that explains why she's not been posting weird strung out nudes alongside her messages.
lol go on ebay and see how many of these fucking villagers sell. Nothing wrong with AC, but the way people have been acting about the villagers in the switch game is insane.
>she has some of the more coveted by the internet at large and expensive villagers
I love Luna's bullshit, she even ebegs for expensive villagers. She can't work for anything, she has to find people who pity her to give it to her.
i’m the anon who made the original comment about animal crossing autists ITT and even i’m not this mad about it. it’s just a cat in a game pal calm down>>797922
i’m sorry to break it to you but you’re also posting on lolcow. you’re just as autistic as the rest of us
anyway sincere apology for setting off the ac infighting again god bless
the difference is that I'm not triggered
by Luna having ~rare villagers uwu~ that you can amiibo just as she had lol. She doesn't even own Judy or Raymond!
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From KF, she's offering nudes in exchange for ACNH stuff.
lmfao what's worse, ebegging for villagers or offering nudes in exchange?
I honestly can't decide - on the one hand at least she's exchanging something for the villagers now, on the other hand this is sooo fucking trashy.
maybe she wants to give back to the community and avoid being a freeloader like >>797944
We all know Tuna is enough of a loser to sell pics of her floppy tits and pepperoni nips but who the fuck is going to actually trade her items for her disgusting nudes?
Who in their right mind goes yeah, I’ll trade a kitchen island in acnh for some of that?
Someone prob just took pity on her and sent the stuff anyways cause our anchovy scented princess always gets her pastel haul no matter what it takes!
Besides getting a job
There’s absolutely no cross over. I haven’t seen the group myself but I’m betting it’s just like a sw orbiter kinda thing where sad egirls are trading each other nudes.
There aren’t any daddies saving up pastel shit in the game to give their babies in exchange for nudes.
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In case anyone was wondering if Luna's alive
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You might have a point anon, she does look like she has been doing slightly better. If something as mindless as AC is keeping her entertained enough to not do heroin all day it can't be bad.
Knowing Tuna it won't last though. If she doesn't have any goals besides trying to be some tragic pastel junkie she will stay stuck in her filthy hole of a life.
As long as Lurch is still in her life we probably shouldn't have any hope for progress
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Blue food balls are 1 mg , pink/peach are .5mg >>799161
Hm it could be that the footballs are more likely to be pharma-grade whereas the white bars are more often than not home pressed and as a result vary in dosages /potency. (was prescribed Xanax for years, they don’t prescribe the 2mg bars much anymore in my experience. I could be totally wrong though)
Did she ever buy anything
in her life? All she owns was either given to her by her family and boyfriend, grifted from her followers or stolen ("found by the dumpster").
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on one hand: has she lost the weight?
on the other: those jeans look like they cut into her real bad, yikes. seems uncomfy
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And from fucking etsy, too. Selling poison for shit you can make yourself. It's not like they're even that expensive, but for someone to have their priorities so out of wack is astounding. At least the seller got some money from this idiot.
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Recurring months long uti, but seeing a gyno wasn't her priority. Her priority was getting drugs from that nice (read: gives out pills easily) shrink.
Whenever she talks about her dad, she makes me want to a-log soooo bad, so I'm not going to comment on that.
Probably very uncommon, hence why she "really likes" this one particular shrink that does.
Her dad obviously wants to control which doctors she sees and for what so that she doesn't get a script and risk overdose, and is doing it through insurance. He freaked out not because it's hard for him to make "a simple ten minute phone call", but because he knows what she's trying to do and won't let her.
She's a daughter from hell, I feel so sorry for her parents.
She doesn't want to get clean and sober. Her entire persona is the sad, tragic romantic druggie artist. She literally compares herself to Courtney Love and thinks her and Kurt Cobain were role-models for relationships.>>800928
This, absolutely. The only time we saw her discomforted was drinking her own piss and making that phonecall to her dad for some John's money and even both of those can be quickly forgotten with drugs.
She drank Matthew's stale piss too.
Maybe next in the saga is drinking cat piss.
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I have so many questions about this friend. Is he gonna be Peter 2.0? Will Luna drop Lurch for his ass? How did they meet and what is the guy trying to earn?
Interesting how fakeboi has been clamoring for scraps of Luna's attention and almost begging to be her friend but Luna ignored her. But she jumped on the guy straight away. Fakeboi must be seething kek
From the digging Ive done on fakeboi, shes another broke unemployed addict "artist" cow. There would be no point in entertaining a friendship with her if fakeboi couldn't send money. She doesnt want poor friends.
Fakeboi is absolutely pathetic, but the fact that she keeps posting on lunas shit makes me think that maybe they DM or something unless fakeboi is THAT autistic
Even for a broke drug user she's awful tone deaf to be bitching about her free health coverage all because she can't see the same quack who will give her the old scripts.
Like wah wah Luna, some uninsured people actually have to pay hundreds out of pocket in order to doctor shop for pills they want to abuse. She could actually go see a different quack with a 50/50 chance they would give her those scripts, and at the end of the day it wouldn't matter if they didn't cause medicaid covers the pointless visit. She's just a lazy hamchan who can't be assed.
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Looking rough and matronly.
That stain looks like she nodded out and just started to drool on her saggy tits and she just never washed it
This is the absolute most nasty pic she's taken. She looks like she just climbed out of a dumpster. Her shirt is covered in at least two different bodily fluids, flea dirt, regular dirt, and who knows what else and the pants are grey from the lack of actual washing she does.
Even the room is starting to look like their room back at Roger's place. The sheer fact that Lurch and Luna have some sort of superpower that creates grime everywhere they rest for an extended period of time is astounding. They have access to a working bathroom and a laundry area, how do they make things so filthy?
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People who prefer certain drugs tend to despise junkies who have a different drug of choice. It's like a weird gang mentality around which type of drugs you like. Probably a way to feel better than other junkies when everyone has obvious issues with addiction.
Source: meth head neighbor who was really condescending about cocaine
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tfw Luna calls someone a crackhead and disgusting
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wtf is the black stuff on her stomach
Yep I was gonna say the same. Looks like residue from those stickies.
Don’t know how she can have freshly bleached hair that needs to be washed out but still have a filthy body.
Also this fucking combover she keeps doing is hideous. Her greatest “accomplishment” is growing out her hair and it still looks terrible cause she does this cracked out combover all the time smh
Yeah there are fent patches available so maybe that.
Whatever it is, bitch needs to bathe
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Does anyone else find this little prose to be kind of interesting
Like someone who’s experiencing intense passion and intense self loathing all at once and having to choose to let love go because they’re self destructing, but in a catchy way.
sage cause dumb
lmfao i'm crying anon>>801991
no, it's the same codependent uwu bullshit every other whiny tumblr bitch romanticizes.
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Luna owns Raymond now.
It kills me how she made it sound like there is more to him than meets the eye
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"big boned" lol
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My guess is she didn't take care of her insurance issues and ran out of xanax scripts. Or, ran out of scripts and junk at the same time.
This is pretty normal junky drug-anxiety or low-stash panic, but if she doesn't want to be sober, junkies (Lurch) will find a way.
Though, benzo detox is one of few that can actually kill (and not just feel like it/mental) and she was on a huge dose even if she was only taking half of her "kawaii pills flex" posts.
For sure she's already catastrophic thinking. This awareness is basically all her therapy regurgitated in fear of being sober. She has nothing else and without, she will feel the empty bpd void and the void she has created.
She's not in full detox bc an addict getting to the end of the stash will do their best to make it last while maintaining a mostly comfortable state.
I think they've just hit hard times, and she'll be back to Tuna as soon as Lurch cops and shoots her up.
So she doesn't have access to her mom's stash since her mom went inpatient, and her dad won't let her off his insurance so she can't get her own script.
It's all on Matthew now. This dry spell must be putting a huge strain on their relationship (if you can call it that). They always fight when they're dry.
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Idk I'm just stealing as from KF bc it's milky.
Getting kicked out of Mama's Section 8.
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wow, what's the chance that this cow will make her way out of NYC and into jersey? it's a little cheaper in the run-down across the hudson.
shame about the detox–knew it was too good to be true.
>>802600>getting kicked out and we cant move with her
Thank god. I've been waiting for this day when she has to cart her trashbags to the curb once more. Her poor mother has been sleeping on the sofa for over a year while Lurch and Luna took the only bedroom.
>he lost his job from covid
Bitch, he's a drug dealer and all you do is play Animal Crossing all day.
Sounds like she might not have a choice. If her mom told somebody like a social worker that her kid and her junkie BF have taken over her government housing, I can see them moving her mom to a sober living or just a place with a check-in front desk so she can't live there nonstop.
I'm sure she'll find someone to shack up with, but I'm hoping her mom's resolve holds. Winter is a bitch when you're an addict, and this is pretty much the worst possible time to be homeless. Luna's in for an interesting holiday season.
Is she trying to buy for herself or offering free drugs for someone else? If the second, why? She would not do something so selfless using her own drug money. Can someone explain?>>802674
Agree, it does sound like she will be forced by external circumstances to finally leave her mother alone. Curious how it goes! Praying for milk to come.
Holy shit so much to unpack. First, the lies..>his dad died suddenly
No, he was on hospice for years. His death was no suprise, just her abhorrent treatment of his remains.
>they're trying to kick her out to a new place and we can't come with.
Trying to? Is she fighting it? The only way they cannot kick her out if it is just a back rent issue (due to Cuomo's covid mandate) Good money says while mama was in the hospital, the landlord went in for an inspection and found tuna and lurch squatting, clearly violating the lease. >accumulated a small savings that they didn't touch at all.
Covid bux to the tune of 2,400 total. You didn't accumulate that, tuna.>I've been applying to jobs for months.
Really? You sent out a few apps, didn't reply due to being high off your tits. This was all done in a half a day. Then you spiralled into a failed Only Fans attempt.. that ended with you again drinking piss and calling your dad with lies while high as fuck.
>he lost his job from covid.
Dealers have been in demand during covid, did he get a bad rep for selling dirty fent? Now noone will buy from you? Too fucking bad.
Now to the entitlement. She wanted a 2 bdrm apt. Fucking why? Why need 2 bedrooms? Going to try to take in a roomate that will pay all the bills?
Her manic stages are hilarious and her lies and self delusion is even more so. Maybe she'll be legit homeless by Thanksgiving or Christmas and we'll get a milky treat.
Ahh, I see! Thank you anon.>>802702>Dealers have been in demand during covid
Honestly drug dealers are one type of people that should lose their job during covid. I was confused by Luna's statement tho since it didn't make any sense. >Now to the entitlement. She wanted a 2 bdrm apt. Fucking why? Why need 2 bedrooms?
Don't you know? Like every female writer Luna needs a room of her own to create her magnum opus.
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Looks like Lurch came through!
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even her fellow junkies think her sheets are disgusting
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>>802733>god bless dope
I can't believe it's 2020 and we get new photos of Tuna shooting up. God bless.
lol @ all these idiots who thought she was clean from heroin
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she posted a bunch of pics of lurch and said she was going to marry him next week? 1/3
This. She legit just stopped posting pics of needles after the last time she got caught with them in the background of a photo. She never stopped using. If she had, she wouldn't be covered in fucked up bruises and abscesses from missing veins when she's trying to shoot up.>>802980
The upcoming marriage saga shall surely be an entertaining one lmao. Also is it just me or did she bleach her hair and get a new shirt? Looks like she got ahold of some money one way or another.
thank you anon, my stone age phone and shit internet connection were really failing me earlier with those caps
it's going to be strange when she really does overdose for good
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tinfoil but did luna piss off fakeboi? the mention of never wanting to steal from her mother is interesting
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I doubt it, but at the same time fakeboi didn't comment on any new Luna posts yet. So I guess we will see?
I would be surprised since she got anons in the past telling Luna is shit and she defended her anyway. IDK what would need to happen for fakeboi to stop leaving needy comments for Luna to ignore. >>802988
NTA but I recommend this page for screencaps! Just crop out the blog theme (or don't, if you're in a hurry) https://capturefullpage.com>>802980
Can't believe this is happening. Wasn't the issue all this time Matthew's lost ID and not Luna's?
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what filters are those? Snapchat?
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That filter is working overtime!
Nah, I think they did mean to say Body Dysmorphic Disorder here ala luna's post, not borderline. But great non-saged contribution there.
ont: It's pretty fucking harrowing to see Luna in the bottom right pic >>802733
. She's been looking like the top right in recent pics, making me think that maybe she did in fact cut down (because she had to, yeah, but still).
Seeing sober luna right next to high luna is like a fucking DARE campaign.
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Boring update. Has she talked about this before?
PCOS sucks if she does have it but I can say from experience that heroin will fuck up your hormones and cycle hardcore. Doesn't happen to everyone but I've known more than few addicts whose serious period pain resolved after recovery.
This is Tuna, hence my doubt that she's actually been diagnosed. But either way, she's on a fuckton of benzos and H, so it's not like she's really feeling the brunt of it anyway.
The way her body looks from her sedentary lifestyle always makes me think she will hit premature menopause.
A year ago she had her period on Halloween, saying it was scary without any pads.
>>803400>Does anyone really think she's been to a gyno in the past few years?
When you put it that way, of course not. I'm ashamed to say I did thought it was true. >>803130
is probably right. Why do I ever believe anything this lying grifter says
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she mentioned having PCOS around 4 years ago when she was actually popular on tumblr and could scam ppl for money.
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here’s another. I think this was 4 years ago. this entire post is a masterpiece and i love it so much lmao. i forgot about the job she bragged about so much that was just painting murals and i’m pretty sure she got fired. i loved old luna so much. her constant bullshit stories were the highlight of my days.
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they would probably rather pawn their future wedding rings and gifts for heroin than actually marry.
these two don't even really
like each other. no way in hell they'll follow through.
Och no, she is never going to be a bride. She's been saying for years they will get married. Lurch but having an official ID was the reason they didn't get hitched like 3 years ago. She write poetry about her upcoming nuptials but it wasn't meant to be.
She referred herself as Lurch's wife for a while and signed paintings using his last name.
To be honest, I am surprised they're still together. But I imagine it doesn't make much difference if you are a junky. Luna was a good find for Lurch back when she had money and I imagine she's fairly low maintenance. Lurch, being a filthy lumbering drug jockey, needs to provide her with drugs and she's good. In a way it's good he has brain damage from the decades of drug use that he doesn't try to push sex work on Luna.
It's a shame she's so passive and lethargic. She should start doing art again or blog more. I think the only way for her to become active again is if she starts going into withdrawal more and more often.
(What I really hope for tho is her getting sober by finding Christ and her making art solely based on her love of Jesus.)
oh yeah, i really wanna see discolored naked jesus with a cigarette in his hand and a purple nose on his face
that totally screams recovery
kek. picturing Tuna as one of those NA meeting born again Christians is something.
Can't deny it would probably be a better life than what she's living right now. She cant use it for her tragic artist aesthetic thought
The "I'm marrying on Tuesday" was really her high and manic af. She's probably nagging Lurch for making her look bad online. Kek.>>802739
Lol at her simps
And because her roommate were apparently evil because she couldn’t smoke weed in the room to calm her anxiety so she had to take excessive amounts of cough medicine to get high and that was intolerable for her.
It was always pretty obvious she’d be a drop out with no job prospects either way anyways,
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Here’s the about me section she apparently had on her tumblr that an anon (or her?) copied and pasted in the first thread about her. according to her, she couldn’t afford Pratt and she got ~suicidal~ after one semester of the college she could afford. So she humblebragged about her super good writing guys please believe she’s sooo good at writing really she is it’s just that college isn’t good for her mental health
and now she posts bundles of heroin on grody sheets to other junkies in a facebook group called Heroin Bunnies while living in illegally in her mother’s one bedroom Section 8 apartment. I love it.
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It's the way she compares her irrelevant junkie ass to a famous lead singer of the 90s music scene for me kek
>>803724>once a boy told me my thighs were so fat they caused the earthquake in Haiti
totally forgot about that, still hilarious kek
>I was told I would go far by every teacher I ever had
yeah, I don't think so. We know a lie when we see it Luna
Wtf what app is she using that makes her not look so undead?
Sage for no milk
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talking to heroin. Junkies often personify it like that.
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kek at Luna reblogging Ginger Bronson/Kayla Day. I vaguely remember them interacting earlier, or maybe it was just Luna gushing about how they are actual soulmates?
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obligatory Tai memorial posts plus new Luna poetry
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uhh, Luna has always been obsessed with generic christian imagery like angels, crosses etc. Nothing to do with lolcow.>>804062
sure but I am correct and Luna has been stanning Ginger Bronson since forever. Apparently Ginger never replied to her, though. >>>/snow/139944 >>>/snow/166474
>>804050>she starts off with deep, soulful even tragic subjects
She doesnt even proofread it anon, it's literal stream-of-consciousness rambling with no structure or planning. It took 4 lines for her to make a typo this time, she writes "poetry" when she's too high to see straight, and Lurch is too nodded off to listen to her. >bloodies but not defeated
She's some spoilt white New Yorker who thinks her "art" is more profound than it is, and it bugs the shit out of me when people give her the benefit of the doubt lol.
She's read a lot of victim
-porn over the years on tumblr, she's got a basic idea of how to copy those themes and make ~suffering sound poetic. But when it comes to any specifics it becomes petulant whining - same with her artwork, she's copied out the same basic template for the last 5 years, no development, no message other than "I'm sad :(" - if you keep an eye on her reblogs you can see the stuff she's copying.
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Read the previous threads. Just a summary, a "they/them" girl who dated Luna when they were teenagers, had a disability and used a cane, coined the term "cripplepunk" which was used in her Tumblr circle at the time. >>804557
is correct, she committed suicide.
ironically, Ginger was literally a fake Luna. I mean, Luna is actually a drug addict hooker with an old loser boyfriend.
Ginger, pretended to be drug-addicted prostitute with an old man boyfriend?
Honey, whatever the interview is for, you're not gonna get it.
For real, she looks uncanny in this pic. Like if she was a corpse covered in wax. How can her face change SO much when she's on heroin?
If these are the best images she could get, imagine her trying to talk to the interviewer…>>804562
Can't honestly decide what is worse. Being as fucked up as luna or being so fucked up you aspire to be luna fucked up… at least she isn't really living a luna life, but then you think: what kind of fucked up is this girl that she thinks that luna's better than hers… and on and on
I mean I agree, which is also why she should maybe stop posting in more or less public facebook groups with her face and name attached, like Heroin Bunnies
Or maybe not had her "sw" associated with her name
Pretty much everything
we have on luna, she put out there herself. And it's not as if these are old things that we keep dragging, she's constantly updating on public sites where she knows
farmers follow her. (iirc, she has said she doesn't read lolcow or kf, but she's gotta be aware that she's being followed online).
To answer your question, though, on what she'd have to do to fix her life, I assume it's a multi step process.
1) Get clean. Realise that most of the issues in her life are associated with or made worse by heroin, and if she doesn't get clean, there's no fucking way she'll be able to deal with literally anything else that she's struggling with.
Not her BPD, not her financial situation, not the fallout of her online presence these years, not whatever trauma she's been through in the past, nada. Unless she's sober, no fucking way can she ever hope to solve any of those issues.
2) Dump Lurch.
3) Stop posting fucking everything online. Delete her SM. It doesn't seem to give her anything but a shovel to keep digging herself into.
4) Start applying for jobs that she can reasonably get. There are a lot of organisations out there, in NY especially, that really work to help drug addicts and people with mental illnesses to get a reasonably steady life. She can't go applying for a PR firm or something, she could probably apply to work floor level at a non-profit that strives to keep young girls off the streets.
and possibly, because of the online infamy she has, 5) change her name.
Luna has a lot of issues. If she starts today, she could live a decent life in a couple of years, but it's gonna take a lot of fucking work and she just doesn't seem like she wants to live a better life at the cost of that work.
So, you know. Let's just keep farming until she either dies or decides that she wants to live a decent life, meaning our milk will hopefully run dry.
Even without the internet history Luna's fucked right now - she refuses to work "low end" jobs and only applies for things massively out of her league. Back when she was job-searching more often a couple years ago, she'd constantly phone up her old boss begging for her old secretary job back. The secretary job she was fired from for stealing from someone's purse…
McDonalds, Walmart, and other shitty employers aren't googling every single employee that applies, they're not even drug testing new hires in most circumstances. If Luna wanted to work a minimum wage job she could, but she doesn't, so she won't.
She applies for jobs that she's not qualified to do, with extremely spotty job history, and even if they accepted her she'd fail the mandatory drug test. The only place she's mentioned working in the last 5 years is "at a jewellery store that Lurch also worked at, and they'd run the store whenever the owner was sick" but I'm like 99% sure she was making that up and they were dealing heroin.
Luna needs to stop doing heroin before she can improve her life at all imo, her drug-fried brain undervalues the worth of money and I can see her avoiding minimum wage jobs because of it. She used to be able to go on tumblr, spend 20 minutes writing a sob-story, and get hundreds of dollars, so anything that's not got a decent wage she's going to ignore.
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so I assume the job interview went as well as expected. Shame
You realize she’s the one who put all her info out there through shitty poetry and about me sections, right?
All we’ve done is post about what she’s already given us.
Please sage your WK bullshit and read the god damn threads before you act like you know what you’re talking about.
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I read how the sports journalist gets awful emails from raging fanatics, even more so because she is a woman. Tuna will be like "I quit, it's overwhelming me".
Link if anyone's interested https://mvork.com/2016/04/01/a-qa-with-buzzfeeds-lindsey-adler-on-women-in-media-finding-stories-and-san-fran-vs-ny/
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Lmfao what even is personal accountability
Don’t be a scammy begging grimy junkie and put that shit all on the internet for everyone to see.
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>>805417>no new cows allowed in /pt/ ever, they get moved to /snow/ or locked>how come the milks drying up
Truly a mystery >>805421
Huh, she's not mentioned this grandpa in YEARS lol, but the insurance thing still sounds weird to me. I thought luna was gonna lose her dad's insurance once she turned 25, except that's next year and she's saying she hasn't had coverage at all this year? I mean I know she's lying, but how can she suddenly have "no coverage at all" but still be signed to the same insurance? She's always whined about a $20 copay on her dad's insurance, but that's not no coverage at all.
Also laughing at her freely talking about benzos because they're a legal prescription, while making it super clear she's taking her mom's meds.
Luna's a goddamn liar. I just checked two threads ago and on two different occasions she said that she was gonna lose her dad's insurance come this january and she was going to apply for medicaid this december. she had insurance, she just thought it was too expensive. and then I guess her dad or the insurance kicked her off early because she wasn't using it or maybe she wasn't using providers in the network. i think in order to keep up the victim
act, she just thought it was easier to say "oh woe is me, I have no insurance!" instead of saying "I can't afford a 80 dollar co-pay because I spend twice that amount on heroin everyday!"
Sage for pharmfag, but I cannot wait
for her to get Medicaid. There are very specific doctors you have to go to if you want your meds covered, so she can't just doctor shop until she finds someone who will give her benzos the way she could before.
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Luna's back to being a sex worker
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uhhh who is telling her this? her clients, fakeboi, instagram asskissers?>>805775>>805777
at least her photos are less gross thanks to the filter. But still…
she's lied about having an ED for over 5 years. Whenever she's dopesick she can't eat for a few days so she gets on this "I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER AND ITS GOING SO WELL" rant. It's no surprise that her ED coincides with her desperate money-grabs.
Cue a week from now, after she's got money for her nudes and is back to eating whole tubs of ice-cream in the bathroom, writing "poetry" about how she's too fat to be an angel. >>805775
Why is there always something gross in the crotch of her underwear? It doesnt look like the gusset of the underwear, its the wrong colour? Looks like TP or something?
late af but yeah, same. she'll go far as hell for some dope but lets see her put on a mask and take a train to see a doc for some antibiotics.
she won't. she also won't fix her fucked up teeth if she gets the dental.
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She stayed and leeched off her "toxic
" mom and took her drugs for as long as she could and would be doing it until the day her mom died had she not finally gone to rehab. The fucking nerve of that toxic
cunt to call her mom toxic
. I hate this woman.
There will be no classes and no baseball and no friends and no job in this new apartment. There will be nodding off, grifting, and laying alone in a dirty dark room until you OD.
damn, where do you get (presumably online) friends that buy you a whole ass current gen system as well as expensive games for it?
Also not sure if trashing as much of what you've got is a good solution when you are a poorfag. Can't she just wash her shit?
Not to mention she already mentioned throwing her clothes away…
Samefag, the absolute lack of concern towards her parent is astonishing. Not a hint of guilt for facilitating her mother's relapse. Not a hint of worry for her health. At least her mother's poor so Luna doesn't wish her an untimely death, unlike her father whom she can't wait to drop dead and always talks about inheriting his stuff. She's deplorable.
She wants friends and she treats people close to her like that? Haha not gonna happen.
This is the same manic rambling about all the plans
for their new life that's just around the corner
she did when she got into that DBT program. Recall that all of her hard work that time around was undone by an insufficient serving of pizza, and she left IOP forever to go and do some more smack.
Probably because she said they had bedbugs in the last thread >>787911
and she's just been throwing things out and buying new stuff. She's either too dumb to realise bedbugs are nearly impossible to get rid of without fumigation or she's too lazy to care. They'll just end up bringing them into the next apartment they go to unless they throw out everything. Surprised she hasn't used this as an excuse to beg.
it's probably sex work, no friend buys you expensive shit like this >>806061> a baseball journalist
kek u wot m8
realistically she could go to community college and study journalism. If she tried hard enough she could get published but the field is very competitive. She could never make it in mainstream media with her reputation that includes sports.
Someone could actually get into pr with just an associate in journalism. Non-profits are sometimes open to hiring people with bad backgrounds as long as it pertains to their goals, like drug rehabilitation. But that means she will actually need to get clean, better her life and put in lots of hard work, something we all know isn't happening.
Sage for journo sperging.
She hasn't done anything yet. Like an anon mentioned, this is not the first times she had big plans and nothing came of them >>806069
There is one plan and one plan only she should set: get clean. As long as she doesn't do that, all other plans she has will fail and have always failed.
Plus she could use it to beg even more.
I can see it already.>”my fiancée and I are homeless because my evil mother kicked us out please send us money for medicine”
lol her dumb ass thinks that she'll be able to get a multi-room apartment in a nice area like Mamaroneck for $1000-1200… because that's what Roger was paying on a rent-protected apartment he'd lived in for like 20 years. Also Junkies dont care about utility bills, when she was living with Roger their water and heating would be turned off regularly, and Lurch knows how to hustle so the drugs they get aren't from the streets, unless he's sold scripts for them.
I said this earlier in the thread but she won't be able to understand the value of the dollar until she stops taking heroin - they were buying $80 of heroin a DAY at the peak of their addiction, which is like $2400 a month. There's a big difference scrounging together $2400/mo $20 at a time from people who feel sorry for you, so you can get high, and actually making sure you pay for rent in full and on time, but she won't understand that until she stops taking heroin. All she's thinking is "We spend thousands of dollars a month on drugs, we could put a fraction of that into rent"
inb4 "we dont know if shes even still taking heroin!" anons reply to this - her eyes are still pinned in some pictures, blown the fuck out in others. Her pupils are usually huge in her nudes, I inferred thats because of the benzos.
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samefagging to correct myself, Roger's rent was $1600, not $1200. The landlord was willing to let them live there if they continued paying the rent, but after Luna's gofundme failed she got evicted… the only difference between now and then is that people weren't wise to her hustle, so she's fucked now - the middle class kids online roleplaying as addicts are harder for her to find and coerce into giving her money, and the friends she was selling heroin to probably avoid her after she sold stuff that made a guy OD.
Kinda off topic but it's a headfuck that Roger died over 2 years ago and she's been mooching off her mom this whole time.
No. She has no children, isn't married, and her intended is a drug dealer. It's a lot work to get onto the waiting lists for even discounted places - she has no idea where to start and doesn't have the follow through, nor does she qualify. She's an able bodied adult with no work history; Matthew hasn't gotten a real paycheck in probably 20 years. Even IF they somehow, miracle of miracles got signed up for a place from a shelter, they'd get kicked out for dealing. And you can't get high in a shelter, they kick you right out.
It seems like her long term plan is for them to go on disability, but they'd have to take drug tests to do it,regularly.
They don't have a chance.
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The caption was too long to screenshot, so I just copied it. Happy thanksgiving everyone!
“we look ugly but i’m thankful for my baby of nearly seven years andddd my pumpkin cat who is too fast to pose with and would rather eat dry food than nice chicken i just offered her over and over??? weirdo
also thankful for my switch and my animal crossing pals, pokémon friends, and cuphead lol
missing roger and my grandma terribly today. i love you so much roger, and happy belated birthday to the best father i’ve ever had. i love you more than anything
and lastly missing smokey and pepper. it’s our first thanksgiving wrhere i don’t have smokey in my lap going crazy for boston market food. the acronym BCF Besf Cat Ever was created for you i love you so much, i promised you i’d m get you to your 21st birthday in october and i missed it by a few months. i love you so much smokey baby boy forever ❤️ you live in my heart always.
love to my closest friends on here. thinking of a few of you a lot.
anyways. have a good day my friends. ❤️❤️❤️“
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>>806464>A wild Lurch without the ~iconic~ sunglasses+beanie combo
I wasn't prepared for that sight kek
it do be seeming like the crusty era of luna is over. i do fucking wonder what happened over the last couple months to make her look this physically alive
tinfoil that luna is a covid vampire
He looks like Andi Dier but prettier. My inner ana-chan is jealous of those arm sockets. It looks like his life is literally draining into her with her new filter craze but it reminds me of when somebody does a filter on an inanimate object that looks like a face, if you told me lurch was just taking pics of her propped up corpse and hiding it behind snapchat filters I would believe you.
also dumb side note but I made a Sims family of lurch and Luna and within an hour the Luna sim died of embarrassment so she has less self awareness than sims 4 AI
I didn't really go into creating her, I downloaded Courtney Love and made her hips/arms a little wider and changed the hair and then for lurch i made a random white guy and just minimized all his features and put him at the scrawniest setting. The first thing he did was go troll online. She got too caught up playing with a cat in a public park, pissed herself, and dropped dead.
Also i did not know there was a drug mod, i need that
Fuck lmfao, I can't believe I'm not the only one who's done this. In my game her mom died of cardiac explosion or whatever they get when they're so mad they die because the apartment is garbage
It does feel like something has been up with her lately. She's been a lot quieter than normal. Like there was the OMG I'm HOMELESS moment, then she randomly posted begging for a hookup and posting pics of needles n shit. Then radio silence, now everything's fine? Weird.