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No. 795757

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/ [private]

tumblr: https://funeral1996.tumblr.com
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [inactive]
https://rotten2thecore1996.tumblr.com [deleted]
https://heavenlykitten1996.tumblr.com [active]

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/lunakittenxxx [SW, deleted]
https://www.twitter.com/funeral1996 [active]

>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420 and lunakittenxxx (to name but a few)

>24 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and former ““sex worker””
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun
>Started dating her 40 year old boyfriend (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”
>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so
>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”
>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love
>Bleats about harm reduction while being the antithesis of harm reduction/seemingly having no grasp of the concept whatsoever 

>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles
>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lot the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Always “short on rent” or otherwise in need of donations
>Overdosed on heroin twice in less than 12 months, even that didn't encourage her to get clean
>RIP ROGER (aka Lurch’s dad)
>Tuna and Lurch couldn’t pay rent because all their money came from Roger’s social security so the e-begging ramped up to 100
>EVICTED from Roger’s house
>Tuna and Lurch “temporarily” move in with Luna’s mother, who is an (ex) addict
>Brings along moldy, nasty stuffed animals and complains about not being able to move her other belongings (claims she lost 90% of them when she got EVICTED)
>Continuously tries e-begging along with selling nudes and shitty art in lieu of getting a job
>Her “abusive” dad continues to buy her useless shit from Amazon
>Posts pictures of her and Lurch looting graves like it’s no big deal
>Claims to be homeless for bonus sympathy points in spite of living with her mother
>Luna and Chief have made themselves at home in her mom's one-bedroom poverty home and seem to have no intention of leaving.
>Still milking her ex-gf's suicide for struggle points.
>Seemed to be gaining weight rapidly for a while- some farmers speculated that she may have been on methadone.
>Still abusing benzos and posting pill porn, probably hooked at this point
>Still sending begging messages to facebook "friends" >>>/pt/607983
>Still buying cheap shit on Amazon and asking facebook "friends" to buy her stuff
>Still churning out sloppy drawings, has recently produced some particularly mediocre poetry
>Still taking pictures of her filthy plastic crap, filthy grave-goods, filthy clothes, filthy nails, and filthy face
>Still complaining about how horrible her life is, failing to understand that she brought most of it on herself
>Roger is interred in a filthy box in Luna's mom's poverty home
>Got a pancake voucher >>>/pt/612955
>Was banned from FB and called out in a nail shaming group
>Has lived with her mom for over a year now
>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spread ashes on her face for maximum sympathy points
>Has started to brag about starving herself
>"Found" a bra in a dumpster
>Started posting nudes again
>Then began a “sex work” career, taking grimy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money
>Made premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK

In the last thread >>767687:
nothing of note. Posting of filthy plushies, benzos in Sanrio pill boxes and wishlists continues.

In between the threads Luna's mom got taken away to inpatient due to mental health and drug abuse >>795390
Hopefully plenty of milk is to come with Luna and Lurch taking over the appartment.

one >>>/snow/55077
two >>>/snow/171004
three >>>/snow/190985
four >>>/snow/220048
five >>>/snow/254820
six >>>/snow/276683
seven >>>/snow/292881
eight >>>/snow/305217
nine >>>/snow/320166
ten >>394258
eleven >>403302
twelve >>414017
thirteen >>428358
fourteen >>452611
fifteen >>468770
sixteen >>480001
seventeen >>497850
eighteen >>521479
nineteen >>>/pt/540883
twenty >>>/pt/558885
twenty one >>>/pt/574429
twenty two >>>/pt/591749
twenty three >>>/pt/619612
twenty four >>>/pt/657873
Twenty five >>>/pt/689217
Twenty six >>>/pt/734529
Twenty seven >>>/pt/767687

No. 795758

https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996 (private)
https://www.twitter.com/lilcherub1996 (inactive)
https://www.twitter.com/lunakittenxxx (SW account, deleted)


https://www.deviantart.com/thatpoisonleaf (deleted)
https://www.flickr.com/people/54485349@N05 (skwisgaarskwigelf)


https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com (inactive)

Archives of past tumblr accounts:
http://skwisgaarskwigelf.tumblr.com (deleted, no archives)

The Pulp Girls / Zine:


About Luna:
https://witchycrankypoo.tumblr.com (howl1996 drama, inactive)


No. 795759

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reposting latest milk for clarity's sake

No. 795761

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The last from Luna's blog

No. 795764

Of coure there's ZERO self-awareness of how she may be affecting her mother's mental health. Textbook narc behavior.

No. 795765

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reposting from Kiwifarms.
Luna got caught posting on junkie fb groups again

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No. 795767

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No. 795770

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No. 795786


How much would all that cost? They have to be dealing right?

No. 795787

Assuming that’s H in those baggies I’d say it’s about 2-300 worth. The way it’s packaged hints at them dealing.

No. 795794

That's standard packaging for nyc, doesn't suggest dealing at all. It's three buns, they're usually a hundred a piece (ten bags) but they've been using so long I bet theyve found a hook that let's them pay 70 or 80.

No. 795798

FINALLY a new thread! thanks op!

kek at the nails, there's something satisfying about luna actually listening to criticism when people call her out for being grimy. of course it has to come from fellow addicts whose respect she craves and not from her followers who pay her to exist

No. 795817

I think this might be the first time I’ve ever seen screencaps of her interacting with other people instead of just begging. Even in the AC Facebook groups all she does is beg

No. 795850

I wonder if her mothers inpatient stint and sobriety will give her the perspective to realise that letting Luna and Lurch move in was a terrible decision and almost surely the reason she relapsed? If she realises that and has adequate support from the hospital, will she be kicking the squatters out? Bring on the Luna Homeless saga

No. 795852

Maybe the social worker will insist that she throw the (likely against the terms of her lease) deadbeat squatters out, but who knows?

No. 795853


The homeless Luna stage may come, but will probably not be this year tbh. Even if she is accused of squatting in government housing- which she is….

Current covid guidelines have basically halted evictions in most states, and NY is almost certainly on that list.
Followed by winter laws (which NY again likely follows) which do not allow evictions between October ish- April ish. (Winter months.

She would honestly be kicked out faster and illegally if it WEREN'T for the fact she and her mom are breaking multiple section 8 laws. Lmao.

I do expect some pretty juicy and devastating developments in the future though. If her mom is put away for a while, the state will want to relet her home….que finding illegal residents, her mom losing most or many benefits. Potential jail time for fraud, not to mention mainintaining a drug den- IN government housing…

Oh yeah, it could get pretty milky pretty quickly.

No. 795876

It never fails to astound me how selfish she is. At least her and her jobless loser boyfriend have their moms 1 bed room apartment to themselves?

No. 795885

Thanks for the new thread, OP.

>sell yarn

No. 795924

There's so much wrong with this.

1. Luna, you're a drug addict too and so is Lurch.
2. You also have mental illness.
3. I bet the only reason she's glad is because she gets to live out her "newlyweds" fantasy life by having the place with just her and Lurch like it's their own. That and no one to nag her about paying rent/bills or getting a job.

No. 795931

so with her mom being the only person who is legally allowed to stay in the house, what's the assumption with everyone that they'll get get fined? personally i think it's a possibility–those laws against eviction in NYC don't cover illegal inhabitants, right? plus, now that they're possibly selling…

also sorry about my garbage wording, it's early.

No. 795947

I'm not positive about NY law, but in my state the laws protect illegal squatters. NY tends towards more extreme and "protective" laws than my state, so I assume they would be protected there.

Could look into it further but meh. Its early.

As for being fined, I think thats the least shitty possibility. Welfare fraud can absolutely get you jail time, and selling out of rented/government owned apartments is often lumped into "maintaining a drug home" and often a public safety violation. Again, absolutely could be fined but totally could be jailed JUST for making the home an unsafe environment on top of jail for selling. Even if all that heroin is for them, its packaged individually and it would be argued its meant to sell.

Tldr; they are probably safe from eviction but potentially extra fucked.

No. 796064


Luna is the only cow that makes me mad, I cannot. Such selfishness and utter disregard to other people.
Hunched sorting heroin packs in her drug den, radiating greed for her mommy's apartment and daddy's money, she is Sin personified.

OT but those look like mini american cheese slices.

No. 796077

Not to WK Luna because she's shit, but we have zoosadists, pedos and God knows who else among the cows on the website, and Luna is the only one to make you mad?
At least Luna's current victim (her mother) is directly responsible for the creation of the monster taking over her life.

No. 796078

there's also the strong possibility that her and lurch are dealing fent under the guise of it being H. Something that kills people every day.

No. 796087

Point taken in that case. I still find it weird to be angry only at Luna when there are so many sick fucks documented here

No. 796089

Out of all the cows I follow. I'm not going to spend my time reading about zoosadists, I come here for entertainment, not to get traumatized.

No. 796249

Just because you choose to stay ignorant doesn’t make her the worst cow on this website. There are literal pedophiles and animal fuckers. Luna is pretty fucking shit but let’s not act like she’s the worst person on here.

No. 796255

"She's better than literal pedophiles" is the lamest whiteknight ever.

No. 796311

Are murderers worse than pedophiles? You can't compare such people.

Luna is a terrible human being who only leeches, robs children's graves and makes everyones life worse.
She's a waste of space and I hope she soon dies a miserable death.
Sorry not sorry, I'll gladly take my ban.(a-log)

No. 796327

Not ironic considering how lame tuna is

No. 796387


holy shit she looks like a different person. thought those pics were outfit inspo

No. 796388

Fentanyl sucks but she did say -dent more like h- in the cap above. It’s a lot more than you can say about other dealers and I hope she continues telling people. No one deserves to get caught in Luna’s dumb pastel web

No. 796414

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I can’t believe you guys aren’t more astounded by this. She clearly looks wracked, has track marks, and is doing sexwork… but we haven’t seen needles or drugs in years and years. She had those old photos of the needles on the floor , also the ones of her literally shooting up with needles hanging out of her arm…. but other than that we’ve essentially been tinfoiling if she is using or not. Of course we all “know” but this photo of her finally posting that they are either dealing or in possession of atleast $300 worth of fentadope is a truly stunning fuck up in her part. The needle photos with her very specific identifying tattoos showing AND this photo with the FACEBOOK PHOTO of cellos and wraps are officially enough to exclude her from every possible professional job the rest of her life (except drug counseling)


No. 796420

By now this is pretty normal for Tuna. It's not the first time she's bragged about using or selling on Facebook. To this day the most shocking thing she's done is the infamous "time to call my dad while I'm doing sexwork" video.

No. 796450

i was a little suprised to see her post it on facebook but we all knew what she was doing, nobody had any doubts. its very unlikely she will find a 'normal' job unless she breaks off from lurch permanently and changes her name. not that she wants a normal job anyway

No. 796455

She's at her dad's and keeps posting pics of a pink Chanel bag on her IG without a caption, wonder if it's real or a fake.(Imageboard post pics)

No. 796464

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No. 796466

lmao it’s an awful fake that she either stole or got from canal street or somewhere similar

No. 796468

can you describe what about it makes it fake? genuinely curious

No. 796474

uneven stitching, the "leather" looks plastic, even dough it's trendy with matte pastels, this is too playdough´y

No. 796475

also the metal is way too yellow, and the diamond pattern is not symmetrical and even

No. 796479

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Her dream adress if someone is interested in visiting.

No. 796496

In addition to that, the metal accents don't match.

The 'grain' on the pleather repeats itself and the double Cs look totally wrong.

It's a very bad knock-off. The shape's all wrong.

That bag, the flap, costs at that size around USD 6000, depending on the colourway.

No. 796555

all of the above and the eyelets aren't symmetrically placed among the stitching. and idk like if i'm being autistic but to me it looks like there's a pull to the material that makes the flap sit weirdly.

No. 796571

I noticed that too, the flap definitely doesn't sit right - that bag is badly assembled, stuffed too full of twee plastic crap to close and clasp nicely, or most likely both.
(tbh it is kind of a tiny autistic detail, but designer handbags are all about tiny autistic details anyways so whatever.)

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No. 796609

Why is Matthew dressed for a polar expedition?

No. 796631

It's actually been a bit chilly here on the east coast: the people in the background have jackets on. I do think he's overdressed though, it hasn't been freezing, just a bit cool. Maybe the drugs screw with thermoregulation?

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