/pt/ - lolcow general

Sorry guys I was kind of lazy with the recent milk part after doing the picture lol, which was inspired by >>799320

Hope it's alright for everyone, have fun!

>>799633
>>799634
that thread pic forced a laugh out of me in a painful way when the page loaded, don't apologize

The thread pic is amazing, anon. Good work, I had a good laugh! Loving the teeth detail

Thread pic is absolutely hilarious, anon. I love the slight double chin.

>So, I'm about to get a whole lot of new tattoos.

Says Victoria, legs spread, wearing the same socks.

>>799694
Her voice makes me want to claw my eardrums out.
I get what every one means when they say it sounds fake.

>>799694
It always sounds like she's recorded it five times. Like she's done a few takes.

She’s gained her fair share of COVID-19 kilos but at least she’s getting more candid. She even had the courage to upload this ugly-ass picture.

>>799704
So cute.

>>799705
She looks more 45 than 35

>>799697
You know she has lol

>>799704
She’s hanging out with a dude wearing a “make America great again hat” you’re in Canada dude, fuck off.

>>799704
She must have a crush on this guy or something to post this awful photo. She’s really trying to pass these photos off as the same person

I traced her tiny XS waist, such a smol bby

>>799704
>MAGA hat
>shit tattoos
>muscular
Oh yea def a “crush” or some shit. And Jesus Vick lookin like a size 16. Also, what is she trying to say? That HE is a tattooist? Buzz buzz thankful for this artist?

And no masks around. Nice. True MAGA spirit. Trash.

>>799694
She's got serious vocal fry. I read women who do this try to sound more intelligent but it comes off as otherwise.
>>799704
Annnnd of course, she's hanging with MAGA trash and no masks in Canada. Great company you keep, Icky.

>>799694
Why she has to spread eagle to tell us, as a tattoo artist, she’s getting new tattoos is beyond me. Hasn’t she posted this on Facebook saying she getting new tattoos for months now. Slow news day I guess( or decade)

>>799729
How many people are in Victoria’s bubble now? She lived with at least three other people. Never wore masks. Her mom, her brother, her birthday they didn’t wear masks and now this guy? Just because you can’t keep friendships and steal from people doesn’t mean you continue to create new bubbles.
MAGA though. Fucking losers.

Forget her body, I can’t stop looking at her busted face. She looks like she’s in her fifties and not handling it well. If she ditched the stupid pursed lips, overdone makeup and wispy hair it wouldn’t be so stark but well, that’s vicky.

>>799704
So either she just put those gloves on and then touched her face and contaminated them or she already tattooed the dude and is now touching her face. Disgusting.

>>799705
What happened to "muh boyish figure hiding clothes" when tattooing? Cant even keep up with her own bullshit.

This is Victoria making cute faces

>>799753

You know, just casually telling people how cute she is like usual. Too bad no one can see her face through the 7 filters she has layered on it.

>>799756
the filters can't hide the fact her eyes are pointing off in two different directions lmfao

>>799756

Didn’t she brag about having a wardrobe of many black clothes? So why is it that she’s always wearing the same 2 outfits.

>>799694
The big hole in the cheap sock isn’t cute

>>799768
I didn’t even notice the hole. Jesus Christ. Either falling down drunk or it’s just so old it’s falling apart. Or both. She might wanna throw these out. Living in her flip house with dirty old socks, not wearing masks with dudes she met off the internet. This girl wants to talk about contamination.

>>799768
>>799769
Lmao I didn't notice it either. That's hilarious. But we're jealous of Victoria remember? We all wish we had her amazing wardrobe and body and face and hair.

“Making a crunchy faces” KEK WHAT
Victoria made that face first, Nikki Sixx copied her. And Vic is just sitting at home getting drunk alone on thanksgiving. It’s actually sad af

>>799772
Vic's posts are so goddamn funny, she wasn't even alive in 1981. This doesn't look anything like her expressions, besides the fact they're both humans with eyes and a mouth. Where does she get this stuff from? It's like she posts any random drunk thought that comes to mind.

>>799694
SO much wtf from this clip.. looking like fat Wednesday Addams at 35, that hole, she sounds like a drunk stereotypical dumb blonde and wasn’t she just making pathetic attempts to phase out the accent now all of a sudden it’s back?? Almost reminds me of Nicki Minaj’s British alter ego Roman except at least Nicki can pull off a British accent better

Trouble in paradise already it seems. Her crushes seem to fizzle out quicker and quicker due to her own stupidity.

And realizing how fucked up you are doesn’t mean you’re healed.

Fucking. Yikes.

>>799789
oh my, that old tattoo is gonna come through this mess. looks like it was done with shitty colored pencils, has another one of vicky's ps faces and all those blurry spots, it's so so so bad.

>>799792
she better hope the old tattoo comes through, because this is a fucking mess. It’s awful that she gives people false hope by always claiming things are unfinished. There’s nothing she can add to help this.

I saw the one on the left and my first thought was, that’s surprisingly good for Vick, lol.

>>799789
wait…Where's this woman's ear?!?! The hair is blown back…This looks so demented.

>>799753
Definitely a Final Fantasy character with those smoker lines.

>>799789
Oh god, it’s a very rare day when I look at a tattoo coverup and much, muuuch prefer the original tattoo.

>>799789
the filigree coming through above her mouth makes it look like she has a handlebar mustache kek

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving from Vic

>thankfull
>wonderfull

This looks like a conversation between middle schoolers in the comments too. I wonder what the task was that she helped him with lol. "You're very welcome Gabriel" lol

>>799789
Oh my god, no… That poor woman. This tattoo is not even near passable. Everything about it is just bad; the lines, the colours, the shading. This is even worse than the phoenix skeleton, I seriously think this is her worst one yet. It looks like a prison tattoo and the woman looks like a melting zombie.

We need to warn people about Victoria Bella Morte / Miss Victoria Murder, she is a scam! Victoria Bella Morte is NOT a good tattoo artist, she has never learned to tattoo professionally. Again, she's a SCAM.

>>799789
It looks like a tattoo of someone afflicted with smallpox. Big yikes.

Tbh I don’t feel for her clients. Anyone stupid enough to not do a cursory google search on their “artist” deserves what they get.

>>799788

At first I thought she was talking about the tattoos she gives people

>>799789
This reminds me of the grotesque emo doodles I used to make/see on people’s desk in high school. It looks so dirty and bad. This is scarred in so deep, is it even possible to laser that off?

>>799812
LOL.

>>799789
She never finishes a tattoo because she has no idea what she’s doing and she wants her clients to keep returning because she needs the income. MOST people are smart enough to google their artist, and her reputation is terrible. Getting new clients must be a huge struggle.
If icky was smart she’d stop tattooing, go find an apprenticeship, start using her real name and change up her look. That’s if she wants to be successful, but she doesn’t care. She can make believe online with basically no effort

>>799808
That gab guy said at one point he wanted Vicky to do his sleeve. Not sure how much of it she did, but she definitely did that tiger eyes… and well…

Her photo of top, him a year later.

The bear in her banner, the bear now.

Dream at her ick did a bit ago now.

>>799789
I have zero sympathy for this girl the original tattoo was not even bad to begin with and you cover it with this jailhouse trash? You deserve a bad tattoo if you’re not smart even to research artists first

>>799826
I agree with your general point but the original tattoo was definitely bad as well, anon.

>>799828
The tattoo design is tacky and the linework isnt perfect, but it appears to have healed correctly and not faded/blurred out into an incoherent mess. Whoever did the tribal "have faith" tattoo was better than Vicky. Feels weird to see a tattoo covered up with an even worse one. How did the client not learn a lesson from the previous tattoo? You'd think someone who's already had a regrettable tattoo they want covered, would have realised that they should maybe research this before getting it permanently on them?

>>799820
shit, the white tattoo ink literally lasts under a year? what the fuck is the point? All of the suuper detailed white fur ( /s ) has completely disappeared and it looks like an unfinished tattoo.

>>799820
samefagging but holy shit Im transfixed by this thing - if you look at the bottom left under the eye, you can see a fucked up part of linework that she covered with white ink when she tattood it, but now the white inks gone you can see the out of place black lines going THROUGH the tiger print - it looks like she drew a rectangle and tried to fill it with a tiger, but then went outside of the lines?

>>799822
well the original was funky to begin with but it looks so old which is probably good so you can't see how busted that poor bear is.

>>799830
depending on the quality of the ink but white is notorious for not really holding well over the years. it also depends on the person and how they care for the tattoo, but in vicky's case she overuses it as a crutch b/c she can't create the proper contrast within a tattoo between the ink and open skin. so yea, with her it's a total waste of time, money and pain the client doesn't have to go through.

>>799832
i think that's part of the lines going around his arm but there's a way that she could have worked the tiger into it better.

>>799789
Wait the fuck a minute. How many sessions has this cover up had?!

>>799841
>she’s only getting better!
Kek. If you look at that shitty 80s prison tattoo and see nothing wrong, you kinda deserve it.

Ick reposted this on her story. “When you smell so good you wanna eat yourself”

This girl smells like moldy sweat and cigarettes

>>799841
She has no idea what she is doing. That piece would probably take a fainted artist 6 hours to finish. I’m sure Vic has turned this into multi sessions to steal more of this woman’s money.

Icky tattooed her own face !!! And she walked around in a halloween costume all day! Probably to the liquor store. HOLY SHIT. Can’t make this up, girl has lost it completely. I can’t wait to see the garbage she has on her face forever

>>799875
this is such a ridiculous surejan.gif vicky story, pix or it didn't have it. i predict her new face doodle is like a flower or something ~dainty~ [small blob] so she can say she has one and then cover it in makeup/photoshop all the time.

>>799875
Oooh, now I’m looking forward to seeing that!

>>799875
Imagine wearing a long hood over your face and feeling edgy

>>799875
why would it make ayones day seeing someone in a hoodie, what a ridiculous story

>>799905
This is in no way a ridiculous story by Slick Vic standards; in fact, it’s pretty tame. Remember, she’s fought off kidnappers, defended her home against intruders, been proposed marriage by MULTIPLE celebrities and millionaires, lived in many mansions, gets paid $3K per hour to model and has been invited to be on Ink Master.

In fact, I totally believe people were smiling when they saw her in that ridiculous get up; I would’ve been laughing my ass off. It’s perfectly possible to remain young at heart and not look ridiculous as one ages, but Vic’s pathetic attempts at clinging to youth and proving how quirky and desirable she is are just laughable.

So, yeah - I’m gonna believe this one.

She DOES realize face tats make filtering obvious, right?

>>799875
Since people have been required to wear masks, ive seen a lot of children wear costumes. Iron man, etc. It’s not special, not really sure why this is something she would splurge about.

And her face tattoo is probably a tiny star or moon. I’ll put money on it.

This happened two months ago…. gotta pretend to care to pander to your old man audience

She needs a friend to tell this stuff too. This is her second or third post like this in the last couple weeks. She’s literally a tattoo artist, one that needs the practise. If you want a tattoo, tattoo yourself?

>>799935
I just want to see her fucking face tattoo NOW.

CRINGE ALERT

This woman is so thirsty it’s unreal

>>799969
She’s pretty much a saint tho and nobody has touched her in like a decade. Also onlyfans is gross. Let me suck your dick while you’re talking to your friends on the phone though. Someone please pay attention to me.


Fuck this pick me bitch is 35 …

>>799969
This is really embarrassing. How is she not embarrassed.

>>799992
Oh anon - Vic will never be embarrassed if she can get some sweet neckbeard attention!

“My cute ass”
Her cry for male attention, even more so recently, is pathetic as fuck.

>>799943
It’s going to take her awhile to show her face tattoo. She’s going to have an issue with filters, smoothing her face and the tattoo

What does everyone think she has on her face? I’m guessing something celtic that makes no sense and is inexplicably botched

>>800039
I'm thinking shitty sword, or shitty jewel

Looks like another crush didn’t work out, she’s fishing for guys on Facebook again. Lay those rules down icky. Not desperate at all.

>>800052
This is so sad. Didn’t she just say she doesn’t use Facebook as a dating app? She’s not even trying to hide it anymore.

>>800052
She’s flattered that children are messaging her on Facebook? These young boys are 19 and she’s 35 and she’s flattered? ….
Well her brother is a pedo… so …

>>800052
“Totally okay with being single”

Super high standards, victoria. If they’re hot cool. No wonder this girl is still single.

>>800055
does she have other siblings or no? i can't remember.

>>800059
She has a loser brother and a sister. Not sure, but it seems like the sister is normal married and has little to do with the crazy family

She doesn’t care about anything but looks.

>>800057
She might want to tone down her standards as she has a pretty strong cat fishing game.

>>800052
She put this status on her Instagram Facebook AND artist page.
When you post more about seeking validation from men on your artist page than you do actual art…. you may be a shit artist.

>>800061
Is she talking about that old dude with that tacky champagne bottle? Lol. Hot? Gross. Her standards are clearly bottom tier.

>>800039
Gem or heart. I don’t think vicky would have gotten anything large. It’s likely small. I will be shocked if it turns out to be a large monstrosity.

>>799633
Where to begin… This site was shown to me by someone who gets a kick out of all the shit posting on here several months ago. To be honest, I couldn’t get through it. My first reaction to seeing it was “people actually busy themselves with this?” I debated ever even posting on something like this, and I had an hour to spare since my floors are being replaced, plus events have transpired and I’ve decided to be the one to tell the real truth so there isn’t this constant circulation of lies going around about me. You’re about to read the best, funniest thing worth reading on this entire site. If Victoria reads this all the way to the end her head will explode from way too much truth and honesty all at once, so this will largely be written with her as the main audience, however everyone can learn something from reading this. This is largely to set the record straight regarding a lot of the lies Victoria has been spreading about me, as well as a path forward to hopefully have the best outcome for everyone. My involvement with her basically looks like a really long Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, where it’s just one misunderstanding after another. I TRIED reaching out to explain these misunderstandings, to see if she would bother reading any of it, to no avail, so here we are. This isn’t something she would bother listening to in person because it’s just way too much. Listening to reason isn’t exactly her strength, regardless of her constant self-aggrandizing about how logical she pretends to be.

I am always fair and objective, even when it’s not afforded to me by others, which I will demonstrate here, that’s just what it means to have integrity. When lies are being spread about me, I never spread lies in return. The truth always hurts FAR worse, but sometimes that’s what people need to hear to confront themselves and be better. So, I will not be shit posting on here and giving you all a completely negative one-sided view of Victoria, but rather a fair, balanced and objective viewpoint. This is what I would want afforded to me. I know I could very easily paint a one-sided view of Victoria and the people here would get a kick out of it, but that’s not in my character, and quite frankly it would make me no better than she is or many of the bitter plebs I see on here. SOMEONE has to have some integrity and credibility.

If I’m going to be the fair and balanced voice of reason then first, I’m going to alienate almost all the people on here and call out what I’m seeing for what it is, and what it isn’t. I will be calling out several people on their bullshit on here, so hold onto your britches to see if it’s you. Then I’m going to explain how I know Victoria, and yes, I’ve been to her house and know enough about her to make an analysis. Then I will explain steps forward that you can all use to perhaps learn something. So, you’re going to hate me at first since I’m actually going to present a balanced view of Victoria, but this will become increasingly riveting the longer you read it and find out what really happened between her and I. When you see someone as a full person and not just the caricature you have created, they become a lot less interesting, and perhaps you might find better things to do with your time than waste it on dumb gossip, and will do something more productive. The way I see it, our time on Earth is so limited, statistically we’re all going to die sooner than we’d probably like; quibbling over Victoria’s nonsense is like being on the Hindenburg and fighting over the window seat.

Firstly, the people on here seem to over analyze every picture Victoria has like they’re Tom Hanks analyzing the Mona Lisa in The Davinci Code, and every video of her like a conspiracy theorist over-analyzing the Zapruder film. This is largely why I couldn’t get through all of the previous threads with the same boring, uninteresting crap over and over. There are, however, certainly more than a few legitimate grievances brought forth, some of which are very serious.

Most of the stuff on here seems to come from low functioning people. It seems no one on here has ever heard of a pushup bra and what it does, or basic lighting differences, or the difference between wigs, weaves and hair extensions, which I just find unfathomable given most of the people on here are likely girls. It seems some of you not only never met Victoria, but you don’t even live in the same province, some not even in the same country. It’s amazing how one person can piss off so many people with her constant lying and self-aggrandizing, I really don’t understand gossiping about someone you don’t even live near and never see, but here we are. It seems the people on here are a mix of people with legitimate grievances, people who she has pissed off or screwed over, people clearly jealous of her, two faced friends and god knows who else.

I’m not saying gossip and all its forms is an aberration and an indication of mental illness as Victoria erroneously suggests. I’m not saying the idea of anonymous feedback is bad either, since businesses actually rely on this information which they otherwise wouldn’t get. There used to be a website called FormSpring where people could essentially invite anonymous feedback to see what’s in the atmosphere about them. Gossip is actually an adaptative survival mechanism carried over from when we were all in tribes. When we were all living as nomads in small tribes, some people found it rewarding to gossip, particularly about the relationships of others, policing sexual infidelity and other behaviours that were against tribe norms. This meant that someone essential like the person responsible for hunting and gathering was less likely to be banished from the group for breaking tribe rules, there would be less internal bloodshed, and the group lasted longer. Thousands of years of this and those who derived pleasure from gossip lived on, those that didn’t saw internal strife in the group and sometimes as a result, everyone died. For example, the person who is in charge of preparing and storing food, or hunting food, has an affair, it gets found out after the fact rather than before, a fight breaks out, he gets banished or dies, the entire tribe is rendered under skilled and thus starves to death as a result.

However, it’s important to understand that this is now a maladaptive trait, and our group survival is no longer dependent on Victoria’s antics. Gossip is inherently a girly trait, it’s how girls tend to bully each other, with reputational bullying, photoshopping each other’s pictures, so this is no surprise here. 80% of workplace bullying is carried out by females. These issues could be addressed by our culture if things like toxic femininity were ever discussed, but these days it’s all too fashionable to relentlessly emasculate and bash men, so here we are.

The problem is when you only attempt to paint someone as a bad person by shining a negative light on everything they do, warranted or not, and spinning it or interpreting it in the most negative light possible, even if it’s just speculation, you are no longer attacking a person. You are creating a caricature of that person and attacking the caricature. People do this with politicians all the time, as some people can be found singing their praises while others seem to think they were sent by the devil to destroy the world (In Trump’s case they’re right).

This attacking of a caricature is a waste of time. If you aren’t going to have a fair and balanced discussion, where someone’s positive and negative faults are put into full context, and you give that individual an opportunity to improve or redeem themselves, they can do nothing but get defensive, to attack in return, and no paths forward are achieved. There needs to be honest and constructive criticism if any for this to be a fruitful endeavor. I’m not saying the people here have no legitimate grievances, I’m saying they need to be presented with facts only, with no unfair speculation. Otherwise it’s a waste of time, and time is the only resource you can’t get back, so waste it wisely.

What I’d like to do next is play a game called “Count the symptom criteria for Narcissistic Personality Disorder”, the disorder Victoria armchair diagnoses everyone else with who so much as disagrees with her or gives constructive criticism.

These being:
(1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)

(2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love

(3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)

(4) requires excessive admiration

(5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations

(6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends

(7) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others

(8) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her

(9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

You’ve probably been checking off many of these behaviours as you’ve read through these posts. It’s important to note, only 5 of these symptom criteria are required for an official diagnosis of NPD for the purposes of treatment. What’s important to understand is NPD is a disordered pathology of Grandiose Narcissism. Victoria may not actually have NPD if she is Vulnerable and not Grandiose, there’s no Vulnerable Narcissism disorder. Vulnerable Narcissism can become pathological, even malignant. However, Grandiose Narcissists are completely immune to criticism, highly extroverted, socially bold with a superficial charm, so it’s entirely possible Victoria doesn’t meet these criteria. Vulnerable Narcissism is often referred to as Covert or Hypersensitive Narcissism, where someone is insecure, highly sensitive to negative emotions leaving them depressed and anxious, highly defensive, avoidant, demonstrating self-absorbed aloofness, socially awkward and shy, cold and distant, and being unforgiving. There is a lot of shame, and therefore is a constant need to manipulate how they are perceived. This person usually can’t forgive themselves, therefore can’t forgive others. Grandiose narcissists are completely oblivious of their behaviour and therefore see no reason to be forgiven by anyone, because they’ve clearly done nothing wrong. Grandiose narcissists tend to have fantasies of wealth, power and success, whereas Vulnerable Narcissists tend to have fantasies of rejection and redemption, where they are rejected by people, discarded and thrown away, and they have this moment of redemption where they show everyone how wrong they were. This is contrasted with Grandiose where the Narcissist never sees themself being rejected, and just wants power, wealth and fame. People with Vulnerable Narcissism are extremely insecure, so you will never find them making up insults about themselves on pages such as these, there’s just no way. Additionally, Vulnerable Narcissism is predicted by a complete incapability to receive any criticisms, regardless of how gently that criticism is received. No criticisms are welcome, and personal attacks and gaslighting tends to be the tactic used by these individuals when given any criticism in any circumstance. What I have observed is Victoria becomes more Grandiose Narcissistic when she’s drunk, and Vulnerable Narcissistic when she’s sober.


You will note that narcissists aren’t particularly good at lying and gaslighting, largely because of how stupid they think everyone else is in comparison to them, and so their lies tend to be very poorly formulated and most people can easily see right through them. I am fully aware that even though what I’m writing will be a fair and balanced view, Victoria will likely accept zero responsibility for anything she does or says, deny everything and attempt to paint others as crazy, as people with Vulnerable Narcissism always do. The only time Victoria admits to be wrong about anything is when her behaviour is so obviously wrong and people involved know it entirely, so there’s no ability to gaslight and lie about it, however in these cases the cost of admitting she is wrong is always relatively low. When the cost is high like when she stole someone’s deposit, or when she is rejected by men and might be seen as less desirable, there will never be an admittance of anything, even in the face of a mountain of evidence.

One of the main behaviours you’ll find with Vulnerable Narcissism is an unwillingness to face reality. People with Vulnerabe Narcissism have an obsession with how they are perceived, and will constantly manipulate how they are perceived by others, it’s an automatic go-to behaviour. This is done through gaslighting, which is the lying about how events transpired in an effort to remove blame or responsibility off oneself. The common phraseology you’ll find with these individuals is “I never said that” “That never happened” and “You’re crazy”. This is done in an effort to confuse reality. The tragedy here is the individual with any brand of Narcissism never has to take responsibility for any of their actions, and as a result they rob themselves of the learning opportunity their experiences should provide to grow and mature as an individual, leaving them very emotionally immature. Part of being an emotionally mature person is to confront yourself hard, and really look in the mirror to see where it is you went wrong, what you can do better, and really use your experiences as learning opportunities, even if you think your mistake may result in you being negatively perceived; you will still have much better relationships with friends, family and romantic interests if you are willing to be open and honest about where you went wrong, and what steps you’re taking to improve and grow as an individual.(mother jesus of essays, and medfagging, general autism etc etc.)

To understand more about the signs of emotional immaturity, and to perhaps check off more boxes of behaviour you’re recognizing not only in yourself but in others, here is a great video from a Counsellor with a PHD on the topic:

>>800078
No one is going to read that.

If you’d like to further look into Vulnerable and Granduose narcissism, Joe Rogan had a great podcast about it recently:

Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt, for those with Narcissism it’s a way of life. As a result, treating these individuals with therapy is very difficult. The individual really needs to be able to confront themselves in order to begin the therapeutic process properly, else it’s a waste of time and money. It seems all of Victoria’s knowledge on Narcissism came from what are known as Narcissism Youtube Channels, which claim despite no education that they know more than a PHD on the topic, that NPD is incurable in all cases even with treatment, that most people are narcissists, that healing starts when you learn to hate the narcissists in your life to whom you have over-diagnosed, among other incorrect and spurious claims. NPD has been shown both in the literature and clinical practice to be curable in some people, although obviously not in every case since it all depends on the individual and their willingness to confront themselves, which is the key trait here.

Without treatment, however, it is overwhelmingly unlikely for positive change. The main message these channels bring ironically is that whoever is watching isn’t at fault for their life outcomes, at all. All of their problems are the fault of the narcissists in their life. The irony being this message usually attracts narcissists so if you’re obsessed trying to heal yourself by watching these videos that give the message that nothing is your fault, you probably have some type of narcissistic pathology.

If you’d like to learn more about these erroneous Narcissism Youtube channels, why all their information is incorrect and damaging, analyzed and critiqued by a Counsellor with a PHD, you can find that here:

As far as Victoria’s ridiculous views on fitness, she seems to be getting them from Instagram bodybuilders who spread a lot of unscientific bro science. Things like bulking and cutting, the science of delayed onset muscle soreness and how to prevent it or treat it, it’s all wrong. I wouldn’t be surprised if Victoria is also using a waist trainer, drinking detox teas amongst other pseudo-scientific bullshit spread by Instagram charlatans. Bulking and cutting is used by bodybuilders who have planned out for months their diet, calories and training specifically for a competition date set in mind. Victoria is not bodybuilding, and so all she’s doing is stretching and sagging her skin, eating large amounts of food in line with whatever her hormones are dictating rather than a measured calorie counted plan. The irony here being if I trained her, she would look like the hourglass Instagram model she photoshops herself to look like, and it would only take me a few months to get her in an hourglass thick shape. Of course, she would have to grow up and quit smoking and drinking. As long as she’s destroying herself with cigarrettes and alcohol and bulking and cutting for no reason and with no measured calorie counting, the more she’ll stretch and sag her skin till she eventually looks increasingly frumpy. She is doing several things which are resulting in her accumulating more fat around her mid section, and storing more there even when burning fat in a calorie deficit, meaning she’ll lose fat everywhere else. If Victoria wants to know what these things are that are causing this, she can ask me, she knows who I am. As long as she’s getting bro science information, she will see minimal to no results, but if she’d like to apologize to me and pay me to train her I will (Victoria admitting she doesn’t know enough? Yeah when pigs fly) The sheer pompousness and callousness she employs when confronting those who seek to help her on a subject she knows absolutely nothing about if it is counter to her intuitions, or counter to the bro science she receives, is astounding. Dunning Kreuger and Vindictive Vulnerable Malignant Narcissism say hello.

As for her tattoo work, it’s all available online so if anyone wants to know her work, they can do so and decide if that’s something they want on themselves. The quality seems all over the place. If someone goes to an artist without at least seeing their work, they’re an idiot who will likely have No Ragrets. I don’t see the value in bashing every tattoo she does.

If you’ve read this far, good for you, the story gets way more Curb Your Enthusiasm from here. The way I knew Victoria was from Facebook, ages ago. I worked with a girl named Samantha who at some point hooked up with Victoria’s then boyfriend Adrien. He claimed Victoria freaked out when she found out he was cheating on her with Samantha, broke his car door mirror and slashed him with her fake nails. She claimed that couldn‘t have ever happened because she hooked up with Adrien 6 months after they broke up, which funnily enough was after Samantha hooked up with him and was pondering whether Adrien even liked her. Whether this is true is anyone’s guess since Victoria lies on a seemingly constant basis in an effort to manipulate how she is perceived (Vulnerable Narcissism). He claimed she needed to use his phone because she was always broke, and of course she read all his personal messages from his friends and family. Samantha and Adrien eventually ended up in a relationship. Recently a post of Samantha’s shows up on my Instagram home page, possibly because we both like cars and so you’ll see people with common interests, and I discovered Samantha has started an Only Fans for a mere 5 bucks per month. I highly doubt she is on here reading any of this, but come on Sam, you’re worth at least $5.50. Where’s your self-esteem? Make that simp money! There’re more than enough pathetic losers willing to pay these days.

Sam eventually deleted me on Facebook because I made a joke that people who get their ears lobes stretched out with those ear lobe hoola hoops should really just leave their giant saucers in their ears, because as soon as they get bored of them and take them out, they have what is about as attractive as two old man testicles hanging off the side of their face. Even though you are lacking any long term thinking to do this to yourself, you still have to have some sense of humour about yourself and find it funny, kind of like all the whores who got tramp stamps when it was a fad. The same goes for people who get neck and face tattoos; do you have any idea what an asshole you look like wearing a suit and tie? I have never met a forward-thinking person with any impulse control who has done this to themselves, but if you disagree it’s fine to be wrong, just know you’re wrong with a desperate childish need to be seen as edgy, and it’s pathetic.

Now, I’m not going to confirm your bias that Victoria is hugely fat, or ugly, or smells bad. As someone who has trained women way heavier than Victoria and gotten them down to a size slightly smaller than Victoria is now, I really don’t see the value in saying she is hugely fat when she clearly isn’t, it’s just not in my nature. The projectile insults at people’s weight may motivate some people to get off their ass, but in this context, I sense the people doing it are projecting their own body image issues, just my intuition. Sometimes meat on your bones is hot when it’s carried in the right proportions; skinny, muscular or shredded people aren’t the only attractive people. I mean I have to be fair and objective, even when it‘s not afforded to me. As long as your bodyfat percentage is below 33% if you’re female and 25% if you’re male, you’re probably not going to have health problems from bodyfat. BMI is a pointless ratio of your height and weight, some ripped bodybuilders are considered too heavy since muscle is denser, thus weighs more than fat. BMI has been outdated since the 1980’s which again, shows the incredibly outdated and poor quality of information she receives. I fail to see what the benefit is of pointing out her fluctuating frumpiness as if you’re playing Where’s Waldo, but it’s Where’s the Blubber. People gain and lose weight, so what? I’m pretty sure everyone gained weight over quarantine unless you have a home gym, some of us were relegated to using parks to do hood workouts. Victoria’s flab is like, the 11th thing that’s wrong with her, right after always having to qualify that her height is only 1 inch shy of the national Canadian average (no one cares how tall women are, sweety) and right before believing watching kung fu movies makes you a kung fu master, and beating people up in videogames means you can do it easily in real life. Yeah, she could lose some fat and put on some muscle to actually have some resemblance of a physique, but it won’t be done with whatever nonsense plan she is doing right now from the bro science know-nothings she’s getting it from. It’s funny that Victoria thinks she is every guy’s type, and thinks I personally only have one type and it’s her, which given the diversity of my dating history is kind of hilarious. She’s obviously not ugly, I’d say above average, even though she hurls projectile insults at me, I’ll be the bigger person of integrity and be fair and objective.

The main reason Victoria will never get fit is her incredibly unhealthy diet, mostly comprised of garbage food that only the mind of a teenager thinks is nutrition ie. 6 chocolate bars in a day, fritters, deep fried simosas, veggie poutine… what the hell is veggie poutine gravy even made out of? I believe it’s made from the tears of vegetarians who wish they could have real gravy. Come to think of it someone in Guelph did recently run into someone’s house, shit on their open dishwasher door and left, and given Victoria’s apparent over usage of toilet paper… nah it couldn’t have been Victoria, she would have likely stolen a few things on the way out and left cigarette butts at the scene. Plus, I’ll be fair and mention the toilet paper over-usage was an allegation someone made a meme about, which may or may not be true given it’s something you can easily just make up to bash someone, even though it’s kind of hilarious. She will, however, never stop smoking or drinking because she thinks she won’t be cool, rebellious and edgy anymore if she stops. Damaged girls will be damaged girls - immature, unpredictable, constantly lying and catastrophizing. This is her unfiltered, no Photoshop, no vacuum pose. At some point you have to admit when your childish edgelord lifestyle is no longer working for you.

As for this idea that she smells, I don’t know how she does it, but she didn’t smell even when she couldn’t shower when I was at her place. Perhaps she was showering at someone else’s place, or maybe it’s magic, who knows. I’m not going to repeat hearsay and present it as fact, I’m only presenting what I know to be true based on my own observations. This doesn’t mean that others who report that she smells bad are right or wrong, I can only comment on what I have observed, it’s just an integrity thing.

The racism claims are a weird one. I know Victoria would never (ever) give me the benefit of the doubt on anything, but because I’m an adult and can remove myself emotionally and think logically, I just don’t sense that she hates people because of their race. Her and I see a similar need for order in society, it’s just a manifestation of our personality profiles. We respect law and order, take pride in our country’s national values, recognize that cultural relativism is bullshit and not all cultures are equally valid or produce the most good for their people, that our culture in Canada is superior to cultures that seem intent on impeding and instilling their values to supersede ours. This isn’t xenophobia, it’s rational ethical objectivism. It’s just rational that western values are objectively better, and have resulted in far better societies in which people actually want to live. Notice there’s no influx of immigration into Saudi Arabia? Rule of Law is better than Theocracy and Autocracy, basic human rights and freedoms for women are better than treating them like cattle in the Muslim world. The denial of this is just blatant clueless stupidity.

I know the virtue signalers here hate to hear that, but if people are acting like animals, it’s not racist to describe them as such, regardless of their race. For example, most of the rioters recently were white, and I would describe them as opportunist sacks of shit for destroying what they could never build just because they’re unsatisfied with their own shitty life. It turns out every time you google any of their names they turn out to be not only career criminals, some have a history of strangling women and/or have a long history of domestic battery charges, others spent years in prison for pedophilia, these aren’t to be conflated with those who choose to exercise their right to peaceful protest. Regardless of race, those who decided to get violent like our ape and chimp ancestors with little to no rationality, should be described as such and that doesn’t make it racist, it makes it minimally observant. If you want a brilliant intellectual’s nuanced view, practically all his views I share, look up Douglas Murray, he’s brilliant.

Where we differ is simply that Victoria admires dictators and those who kill people who criticize them, like Vladimir Putin, and even those who fantasize about doing it like Donald Trump. Trump himself admires Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Ill and Rodrigo Duterte for the same reason. It’s a power fantasy built out of the narcissistic idea that you are right about everything and anyone who criticizes you deserves to die; which Victoria definitely fantasizes about and admires about these kinds of people.


As for how I know Victoria, she and I talked on Facebook for about 10 months, and in that time, I could see that she enjoyed personally attacking others who openly disagreed with her, which if you watched the first video is a sign of emotional immaturity, and the evidence for that behaviour is mountainous on here it seems. Eventually we met at a party for the first time, I met her brother, and 5:00am rolled around where she wanted me to come back to her place. Presumable to play checkers. Or at least that’s what she wants everyone to believe, because apparently, she hopes everyone is just a naïve idiot who was born yesterday.

I agreed, but then phones died, there was no charger in my car, so no GPS. I then drove her back to my place where I printed off directions, and got lost with the terrible road sign placement in Elora trying to get to her place. Being 6:30 in the morning by the time we were near her place, I was freaking out trying to remember what the map looked like on my computer. Eventually by some miracle of my own directional genius I found it, at 7am. I should have eaten more food, but only brought two protein bars with me, and it had been about 10 hours since I ate anything last which was just a protein shake, so lifting heavy all the time my glycogen stores are empty so if I don’t get food, I become low blood sugar and start to get that light headed feeling when you stand up too fast.

What I will say is that her seeing her place was akin to seeing someone with no eyebrows. You don’t really notice anything is off at first, but you slowly notice that something…. is slightly off. There were no towels. Anywhere. No toothbrush or toothpaste, just mouthwash, at least not in any of the places you would normally find these things. Is it possible there was some hidden secret door with all these things? Sure, perhaps it’s where she pulled the mouthwash from, but really who knows. I mean there HAS to be a toothbrush SOMEWHERE, RIGHT? She’s not THAT British, she has to own one. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt with this one, even though she would never do the same for me, which should probably qualify me for sainthood given the lies she spreads about me.

No food in the fridge save for a few eggs, a half-eaten cracker just sitting on the fridge shelf, and half a bottle of Morgan Spiced Rum. She carried on before about being a chef so this was somewhat surprising, it was partially why I didn’t pack that much food since I hoped she would have something to eat. She then asks if I’d like a box of donuts and that she’ll call her cab driver to drive some over. I figured he was busy, and I know donuts aren’t being made at 7am, and just wanted to eat something other than the last scraps of sugary donuts at a Tim Hortons and go to sleep, so I declined.

Eventually the light headedness set in, so I ate my protein bar but it’s not helping. I look on the wrapper, it’s low sugar so no wonder. So, I start rambling hoping to keep my energy up so I don’t pass out and hit my head on something. I say something stupid eventually, she gets pissy and leaves to her bedroom. I attempt to sleep on the couch but the house is heated to like 87 degrees, and her room is the only place that didn’t feel like I was being cooked alive in my tight uncomfortable clothes, so I go to her room.

I will not be going over what happened there, we didn’t have sex but it also wasn’t anything I would do with girls I would call “just my friend” either, so I’ll leave it at that. How’s this, if I see any more lies about me or childish denials about anything I’m saying, if I hear anything other than an apology, I’ll spill the tea of what went on in there. Someone has to teach Victoria how to tell the truth for once, and own up to her bullshit.

8 am rolls around and she finally fell asleep, with sunlight pouring into the room. The hunger pains were seriously setting in and sleep was becoming impossible. Victoria was snoring from drinking almost an entire 40 of Jack, albeit some shared with friends, and wearing a corset which makes it even worse. With so much sun and snoring noise and hunger pains I never slept the entire night. Head and stomach were throbbing with pain. 3pm eventually rolled around and she wakes up, puts her hand on my chest, and it just wasn’t happening. I was so goddamn tired and in pain, my blood sugar was so low I was about ready to pass out. I explained I never slept, that she had been snoring, only to be met with immediate childish denial “I don’t snore, I can’t snore, I had my tonsils and adenoids removed”

I didn’t even know how to respond. Why would I just make that up? So, we could be having this ridiculous conversation right now? Needless to say, she was now irritated she would not be getting what she wanted.

My pants and shirt were at the end of the bed, and picking them up they were caked in thick globs of dust, dirt and cat hair. I looked under the bed and there was 2 inches of thick dust, it definitely hadn’t been cleaned, seemingly ever. She was not happy about finding out she wasn’t a princess (she literally referred to herself as a princess), since apparently in her mind princesses don’t snore, so of course she wasn’t snoring, that must be impossible and I must have been hearing a non-existent vacuum. I even ask her if she moisturizes, and she says no, which shouldn’t surprise since she apparently doesn’t know what coconut oil looks like, it’s not grease and it’s great for your hair and skin. I explained her lack of moisturizing and smoking will break down the collagen and elastin in her skin causing it to age faster and sag. It wasn’t that she didn’t care, she thought less of me for this comment. As I’m leaving her bedroom she mutters in a disappointed tone “You don’t even smoke, you have no tattoos….” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. Busting my balls for not being a smoker and not having tattoos? Are you 13? The sheer hypocrisy and childish arrested development was astounding. More on this later.

With my blood sugar now at dangerous lows, and my hunger becoming out of control, and it being 3:30 pm and I still haven’t slept; being a lifter who needs 8 hours of sleep and protein every 4-5 hours, my patience had run dry hours prior, and now I’m just fuming. My patience has always been one of my greatest virtues, and it was completely gone. While I do have an incredibly long fuse, if you’re going to be an entitled narcissistic princess with me while I’m 36 hours without sleep and 18 hours without substantial food, the patience well runs dry eventually. This was because of glycogen depletion, brain fog from exhaustion, among other things. Lifters deteriorate rapidly without food and sleep for these reasons. For those of you who don’t lift, imagine going 3 days with no food or sleep, that’s what it would be like. After Victoria muttering her nonsense, I had no fucks left to give.

I asked politely for a lint brush, was refused because she is a princess and doesn’t do things for people, and she’s pissed off she didn’t get laid. I tried getting all the globs of dust dirt and cat hair of my pants with my hands and it just wasn’t working, so I asked again, and she finally begrudgingly gave one to me, almost as if she really hated being asked to do anything. I then start wondering if there’s even a vacuum anywhere, there wasn’t even a broom, but the rest of the floors were clean so it made no sense. I notice in her bathroom I wasn’t allowed to shower, not only because there were no towels, but her entire bathtub was filled with lingerie, what she called her “drunk clothes”. You can speculate as to what that actually means, I can’t. This was because her washer and dryer were broken, so I’m willing to give some benefit of the doubt, since I’m always fair. However, I had no idea where she was showering.

The thing is, while I could sense that she felt like she was being judged for having nothing in her fridge, for having filth under her bed, two sinks filled over the top with dirty dishes, I started to see signs of lack of self-care, which may be signs of things like hidden depression where you’re happy around friends but at home you fall into a depression where you can’t be motivated to do anything except whatever gives you dopamine like videogames and art, you stop taking care of yourself. With these thoughts I start to feel concerned. So, to alleviate this I suggest we take a day and just clean her whole house, and I mention I hadn’t even seen a vacuum anywhere. She freaked out with “NO, SHUSH, I’m just really lazy”

The insecurities that started to rise to the surface were actually evidence of vulnerable narcissism, where someone is extremely insecure and very sensitive towards perceived judgement by others. They tend to put on a rough exterior to give the impression of a hard shell to protect from these judgements, the cold demeanor, but I know what’s really going on inside. The irony is I didn’t see her as any less of a person for possibly having hidden depression or a dirty floor or dirty dishes or nothing to eat. I just saw them as small things that needed to be addressed which might be symptomatic of other things, but she saw it as the end of the world if someone were to look around for a vacuum, open a door right across from her bedroom only to find a dirty furnace room. Instead of just saying “That’s the furnace room” she tried to tell me she collected stuff that was in there to try and save face as if I actually cared or was judging her, meanwhile it was a bunch of dirty pails that looked like they hadn’t been touched since she moved in. She wasn’t collecting anything. Again, I couldn’t care less about these things but she was deathly afraid of being perceived as being judged for what’s in her house. The vulnerable narcissism runs deep with this one.

Eventually I got her into the car, took her to Shephard’s Pub around the corner and I finally got some food in me. We talked for 2 hours about science, interesting topics from things we had read, until I mention something related to physics and the show The Big Bang Theory, where I mention Sheldon is an intellectual narcissist, where you always think you’re right no matter what. It was at this very moment where her whole demeanor and face changed, as if it were a trigger word. She immediately lost her appetite, left all the food there and wanted to be taken home.

By the time we got back she just said “Byeeee” and left. I hadn’t even looked up reverse directions to get back to my place, as my directions hadn’t worked in the way there. She was definitely pissed, likely about not getting what she wanted, and being made to feel insecure, which for vulnerable narcissists is a big no no. For malignant narcissists it’s even worse. Instead of talking things out as to why she was upset like an adult, she just acted like a phony and pretended nothing was wrong. This is likely how she was brought up to resolve problems, being passive aggressive instead of discussing things, it’s a learned behaviour.

She didn’t even want me back in her house, and made up a story about needing to go to her brother’s place to see if she left a bunch of stuff at his place. I wasn’t going to argue as I could barely form sentences at that point, it was 6 pm and still no sleep, so I left.

When I was at my gym, I even talked to my cardiologist friend to see what might be going on health wise with someone who snores, and he explained tonsils and adenoids only put pressure on the trachea, that removing them doesn’t cure snoring because pressure can be created in other ways, particularly by corsets as well as drinking heavily which relaxes the trachea, causing it to flap open, thus snoring.

Eventually I start wondering the next day whether she may have left those things at my place, and instead of tearing my house apart looking for anything I decide to message her brother to see if she got what she was looking for, I just wanted to do right by her. I wasn’t going to mention I was at her place, or that she was at mine, because I just didn’t feel like it was appropriate, however in hindsight if I had done that, he wouldn’t have been so weirded out by such a random question. When he told me she never actually went there and all she needed to do was call to see if her stuff was there, I immediately knew she was lying the day before when I left and became perturbed, which he noticed.

What he then decided to do was tell Victoria that I was looking for her, as if I was trying to track where she was as if she was a celebrity worth being tracked. For what purpose I don’t really know, it’s not like someone is selling her pictures to a fucking tabloid. I find it amazing how otherwise uninteresting people think everyone is fucking obsessed with them and following them. This is again, born out of narcissistic delusional fantasies. Victoria has never in her life had an actual stalker who has driven to her location, her work or home, and confronted her like an actual stalker would. People gossiping online isn't really stalking if there is no end goal of in person contact, or inflicting some sort of harm where the victim has legitimate and reasonable fear for their own safety and security of person, it’s just gossipers gossiping.

She then asks me why I’m trying to find out where she is, and I’m literally still brain fogged from being up 24 hours straight, I didn’t even know how to respond to the lunacy I was hearing. I didn’t even understand why he would say something so ridiculous, until I figured it out later, that he didn’t understand I was at her place and she was at mine, that I was just looking for her stuff which might be at my place, it had nothing to do with finding out where she was for any purpose. Why would I care, what difference would it make, and why would I need to track someone if I already knew their home address and where they worked? I already know where she’s at 90% of the time, sitting at home with her cats while seeking attention on social media. The fact Victoria thinks people care about where she is at all times is hilarious… here’s a guess – Victoria is reading this right now while doing nothing productive, while I wait for my floors to be done.

After finally putting the pieces together a long time later and realizing this was just a misunderstanding, I decide to call her to explain things, and if she still didn’t listen to reason then I’d know she was basically batshit crazy and just be done with it. Her pseudo celebrity personality came into full force, I asked if she had time to talk, and she immediately made a snide remark “Sorry dahhling, it’s not” and hung up, and deleted and blocked me on Facebook. I was like “Seriously? You’re this childish and delusional?” It reminded me of that hilarious video where a girl is wearing a head scarf and dark glasses trying not to be noticed after getting 30 likes on Instagram, because she now thinks she’s a hounded celebrity. Like “Please, no autographs, no selfies, I’m too important to deal with the peasants today, tell my fans they can catch me in my next Instagram video starring moi and the most anti-aging, slimming filter available, of course”

After trying to reason with her to no avail, explaining why she was actually upset, it was like trying to reason with a narcissistic toddler. I said “fuck it”, and met up with my buddy Tristram, and we immediately head to the bar. We met another mutual acquaintance at the bar, and the heavy drinkers start feeding me drinks, and I was drinking heavily on an empty stomach. Usually I’m a zen, measured, calm, stoic book of secrets when I’m sober, however give me three jell-o shots and I’ll tell you anything you want to know.

As I’m telling them both about the events that had just transpired, they become hugely interested. At some point our crazy mutual acquaintance tells me “Do you want me to message her?” and I refuse, I didn’t want multiple accounts messaging her telling her off as if I was trying to gang up on her, that just wasn’t what I was trying to convey. I wanted to message her on my phone but couldn’t even see my phone at that point from empty stomach drinking, and we’re all drunk at this point, so still time to make one more bad decision. He grabs the phone out of my hand and I can’t even fight back, I just laugh. He starts typing away and we’re all laughing including people at surrounding tables who found my entire story riveting. I explain what to say, and he tells me I’m being a bitch and to finally tell her off, at which point he uses everything I explained throughout the night to assemble one giant evil message, and then says “Don’t worry I’m not pressing send”. None of the message was technically incorrect, it was just very, very mean.

I notice the next day, the message was sent anyway before he gave my phone back. I then complain to him and he reasoned that it was necessary, that I would get no closure unless I called her out on her bullshit, but he still felt bad. I find him soon after at the bar and he tells me he has significant mental health issues, trauma from raising a kid that wasn’t his for years (he has reservations with women to say the least and has no problem being mean to them). I decide to forgive him, move on, and just keep my distance.

However, the next morning after the text was sent and I’m still drunk from the night before, her brother messages me telling me to stop messaging his sister over and over or else he’s going to lose his patience. I don’t blame him at all really, he’s just a guy defending his sister from whatever lies she’s telling him. I went back and counted about 6 messages in total. Victoria simply doesn’t know how to tell the truth. The lies she spews through the pubes in her teeth are just endless. It’s hard to describe what’s it’s like to have someone threatening you to stop talking to someone I have no interest in talking to. What was I going to do, continue trying to reason and have an adult discussion with someone who is mentally 13? But really, the threats were hilarious coming from him. Lose his patience? And do what, hunt me down to gross me out with his child porn in hopes that I would vomit, keel over and die?

I knew I would never see her creepy, insufferable brother anywhere. But if he decided to make good on his threats, it would be the only reason I ended up seeing him anywhere, so if I saw him somewhere following me, I told him there wouldn’t even be a fight. It would be over in less than 1 second, because that’s all the time it would take to knock his ass out. Victoria then posted that I wanted to find and beat up her brother, which was again, false. It’s not like she was a teenager at the time, she was 27 acting like this. Not much has changed even after 6 years it seems.

I knew he was just being a keyboard warrior, and these kinds of people who make threats never actually follow up on them. I knew this, and since I was drunk and pissed off from trying to talk reason with a narcissist, I decided to fuck with him, fruitlessly. Since it was a fruitless, pointless endeavor it was stupid of me and shouldn’t have even bothered, but then again with alcohol there’s never not enough time to make one more dumb decision. See Victoria? That’s how you take ownership of your own decisions. Learn from the example of an adult, I have no expectations for children or narcissists to be able to learn from others and be introspective.

She did, however, get a mutual friend of ours to threaten me to stop “filling up her inbox with hundreds of messages, and driving by her house”. Isn’t driving by someone’s house a teenage thing? Apparently, this is what Victoria made up afterwards, which could only come from someone mentally 15 years old. Not only could I not message her, I would never even be able to find her stupid house again after getting lost the first time trying to find it. Not only that but my car wasn’t even loud enough to be heard from outside someone’s house, it’s just a V6 Camaro. Not only that but there were never “hundreds of messages” of anything, and to prove this I sent this girl screen shots of our last exchanges, I wasn’t about to start arguing, the proof was all right there. I tried explaining things to her and she left, I didn’t find out if she gave my side of the story, it doesn’t matter. But leave it to a vulnerable narcissist to make it seem like everyone is after her and will go to endless lengths to get to her, like she’s the Ark of the Covenant. If you’re going to lie about me you could at least come up with something more believable. If I were an actual stalker who was as dangerous and pissed off as Victoria enjoys claiming, this thread wouldn’t even exist. Victoria has no idea what a dangerous man actually behaves like. If she had ever come into contact with an actual dangerous man, he would’ve killed her and made it look like an accident years ago, especially knowing exactly where she lived and worked. But there she sits, spreading lies about everyone with no repercussions. She talks shit like someone who has never been in a fight in her life, I know the type. She should hit her knees and thank the good lord I’m a level headed, fair and objective adult who thinks she’s just silly, and would much rather see her grow the hell up and stop spreading lies about me to everyone like a petulant teenager. The men she dates are largely flaccid spineless beta girly boys who never stand up to her, which is why those relationships last the longest until she gets bored or they leave her. I was probably the first person to stand up to her nonsense, well ever. She couldn’t handle an alpha putting her in her place and calling her out on her shit if her life depended on it. Which is why she freaked out, misinterpreting everything I was saying at her place as judgements and had such a visceral reaction to those nonexistent judgements. This is the behaviour of vulnerable narcissism.

Her brother seems to have gotten himself in some trouble with child porn, and typical of Victoria in an attempt to bash and discredit his ex-girlfriend, Victoria claimed she would go into this early teen-like paraphilic immature state, some sort of fetish of hers. It sounds to me like that’s why her brother was with her in the first place, he was into young immature girls in their early teens, she was into presenting herself as a young immature girl in her early teens. Way to defend your brother, Victoria! Remind me never to hire you as my lawyer. “Your honor, my client couldn’t possible have murdered that man, he was clearly mentally ill and had fantasies about being murdered”. Good job. Victoria also thinks you can use the justice system to your every whim, lie your ass off about events and expect police to take your side without asking for actual evidence and full text conversations, which they will do. The police don’t operate under the pretense of “Just take my word for it, I’m a girl”. A court would immediately see Victoria as batshit crazy, hysterical, and all anyone would need to discredit her is literally any of the screenshots of her texts on this site, which include her using a friend with cancer to bash and make up lies about one of her clients. That is an extremely new low I didn’t think was possible. Apparently, Victoria is banking on people not having eyes with the ability to read screenshots, because the proof is all there, and yet she continues to gaslight. Apparently, Victoria has never read the legal fine print on what “nonrefundable deposit” means. This is only nonrefundable if the client cancels, if the artist cancels for any reason whatsoever, the client has the option for a refund. There is no “valid reason” argument when an artist cancels, because the law doesn’t recognize a legal definition for what’s considered a “valid reason” to cancel an appointment. This is due to the fact an artist can simply fabricate a reason regardless of actual circumstances, and everyone’s opinion of what constitutes a valid reason is subjective and entirely different. Victoria, stop being a fucking cunt just because you have no financial skills and feel entitled to steal from people. Stop using your friend with cancer to make up lies about what your client obviously didn’t say, and give the woman her money back. For ONCE have some integrity, and be an adult and professional.

4 weeks after I attempted to call her, I get a notification from Victoria’s fanpage since I hadn’t yet unliked it. I decide to write on there the story of Victoria trying to bust my balls for not being a smoker, and not having tattoos. See, when someone gets tattooed, the one thing they hate more than anything is other people judging them for what’s on their skin. By judging me for what’s on my skin, she has become everything that she hates most. A total hypocrite. Plus, being a teenage edgelord who thinks the only cool people are those that are edgy enough to get tattoos and smoke cigarettes, the childish arrested development on display is astounding. Has anyone over the age of 13 ever thought like this? Again, signs of covert narcissism and emotional immaturity follow.

In my comment on her Fanpage I really didn’t know how to describe this relationship, we were friends for 10 months but we did things that I wouldn’t exactly do with friends, we kissed at her place when she was sitting on the couch and I had to stand up straight again because I was passing out bending over from low blood sugar. So instead of using that word “friendship” I used the word “relationship” in a general sense, as I have done here many times. Your friends, your family, your boss, your coworkers, these are all your ‘relationships’. However, she manipulates how she is perceived with more gaslighting, trying to paint us as not even as friends but mere acquaintances who barely had any personal conversations, which quite frankly makes no sense. Why would she invite an acquaintance she barely knows back to her place after a party? So much for claiming to be unattainable. Her usual MO is to screenshot texts and badmouth them on her social media. In a very cheap effort to paint me as crazy, she deletes my comment instead and uses that as an opportunity to make the ridiculous and unbelievable claim that I thought we were in a romantic relationship for the period of time we were friends on Facebook, the narcissistic rage and manipulation is just unreal with this one. She has stuck to that lie basically ever since and is continually what she tells other people about me. I don’t know if Victoria misinterpreted what I said, which would make her not entirely bright, or if she deleted my comment and willfully spun what I said in order to make me look bad to everyone she can bring me up in conversation with, which would make her a manipulative fucking cunt. So, which is it?

She of course, freaked out when reading my comment on her fan page, claimed I made the whole thing up, and claimed I was obsessed over something that happened MONTHSSS ago (it was only 4 weeks prior). Again, trying to manipulate how others perceive her by lying, never owning up to any of her actions and trying to paint everyone else as crazy and obsessed with her. She even said I should go to prison for calling her out on her bullshit. I would have paid to see the expression on the officer’s face, not when she made up all her lies, but after he reviewed all the evidence that was available and noticing it doesn’t remotely reflect the ridiculous fantasy she is spewing. Claiming I sent her hundreds of messages when I went back and checked to reconfirm, I hadn’t spoken to her for 2 weeks before I called her, and the one conversation we had before that was about something she was drawing on a drum kit, so much for the “hundreds of unanswered messages” horse shit. Her ass must get jealous of all the shit that gets spewed out of her mouth, which based on allegations from the people she has lived with, is really hard to do.

Victoria, you do realize you need to submit your entire unaltered conversations to police if this is something you actually want to do, and that if they’re altered on your end, they will show different on the other person’s end which will completely destroy your credibility right? You realize that all it takes is 1 lie for the police to take nothing else you say seriously, not only for your current claim but also for additional claims going forward that you enjoy making about everyone stalking you and being obsessed with you, right? You will be the girl who cried “stalker”. Always claiming everyone is chasing you, driving to your place, invading your house, when this has literally never happened. Eventually you will piss someone off who is actually dangerous, they will find you, and the fact you’ve never been in a fight in your life won’t help you. FYI videogames don’t count as combat training. The one constant I‘ve seen among actual skilled fighters is they never go around telling everyone how skilled and dangerous they are. This is the realm of the least skilled people with little or no fighting experience who are desperate for everyone to think they’re dangerous and can destroy anyone with their bare hands. Victoria, you continue to overestimate your abilities and believe you’re way more skilled than you are (Dunning Kreuger and NPD say hello again)


For vulnerable narcissists the usual reaction to either liking someone or doing anything slightly more than friends with them, and then it doesn’t work out for whatever reason, is to pretend like none of it ever happened for fear everyone will think they’re even slightly attainable. The fewer romantic interests they have the more unattainable they appear to be, thus the hiding of casual sexual encounters on their social media, only showing longer term relationships. Again, manipulating how they’re perceived. Victoria, your reputation already precedes you, you don’t have to keep up the façade. Then again when I was helping Victoria get home she was drunk and falling over, tripping on the grooves in the sidewalk, so it’s more than possible she blacked out and can’t remember anything the night I was at her place. I have friends who can’t remember long stretches of time over a night from drinking far less than she did. Victoria tried to claim nothing ever happened, maybe she wants everyone to believe I slept in the driveway. So, was she lying or just drunk? We’ll never know, perhaps both. Victoria is like Schrodinger’s drunk narcissist (quantum superposition physics joke that like 2 of you got)

A month goes by and I was talking to a friend of mine named Megan. Megan, at the time, was dating a guy named Quinton. These two actually went to my gym at one time. I discover based on intuition in conversation that she knew Victoria, evidently they had a falling out previously and I picked up on it based on her mentions of an “icy internet queen”, I mean who else could that be? I told her about everything that happened, Megan hated Victoria at least at the time. Another month goes by and Megan breaks up with Quinton. Megan immediately found him on Victoria’s Instagram page right after. Megan thought it was funny, because he was “possessive and controlling” like she was, so she knew it wouldn’t last. We thought it would be funny if she was somehow warned about him, and Megan certainly wasn’t doing it since she blocked Victoria already, so I decide to use my backup account to do it, which has my name and face on it.

Victoria immediately blocked the message, of course, at which point Megan said “She’s a fucking joke”
Eventually the conversation moved around to perhaps I should’ve warned Quinton about her instead. I explained half of me thought that was funny, and the other half of me couldn’t care less since I only warned her as a laugh with no expectation that she would heed an ounce of advice. Megan then said “Oh my goddd doooo ittttt”, and with a perturbed expression I said to myself - perhaps I shouldn’t be so cynical about this. Perhaps maybe, relationships can be positive influences in our lives, that we can learn and grow from. Perhaps maybe, this new relationship can be a learning opportunity where this Quinton can understand what he’s in for, what specifically needs to be addressed in order for Victoria to finally see some emotional maturity, some personal growth, and then maybe, JUST MAYBE, there will be an off chance that she will actually grow up, and not feel the need to spread lies about me to everyone she knows. Wouldn’t that perhaps be the best outcome?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA

What an idealistic, naive idiot I was. I decided to tell Quinton about her immaturity, busting my balls for having no tattoos and for not smoking. Of course, to tell him that story I told him where I was, at her place where we met for the first time, and she noticed I had no tattoos because my clothes were at the end of her bed where they were covered in filth. He put two and two together and tells Victoria something to the effect of “Some guy is making you look like a cheap easy whore”. He didn’t actually tell Victoria right away after I messaged him, he saved that for when they broke up. I know this because it was actually like 7 months later in August when Tristram, the guy who added her on all social media a few weeks after I told him about her, screen grabbed one of her status updates mentioning me in it, and he told me about it and showed it to me. I recalled that was the date, so I’m assuming Quinton sat on that information for quite a while.

Now, let's analyze that for a second. If, hypothetically, Victoria decides to have sex with someone who she’s been talking to for months and months, is that whore behaviour? No. However, Victoria previously tried to claim that she and I only had like two conversations, that I had no reason to be upset at any of her antics since we “barely talked at all” and hardly knew each other, were just acquaintances, all to try and do her usual MO of painting people as crazy and obsessed with her without actually knowing her. See, if she bothered to tell the fucking truth for once, that we had been talking for 10 months, she wouldn’t have looked so bad having me over to her place! Oh, the irony. Sometimes Victoria’s lies make her look worse than she otherwise would. I didn’t even mention anything about sex in my message, he just read into my message what wasn’t there. I don’t really see why it matters one way or the other, because she wouldn’t be a cheap easy whore for hooking up with someone she had been talking to that long, on principle. But then again, she was desperate to try to appear as much like an unattainable nun as possible at the time, however it seems that ship has sailed since she’s doing what narcissists do which is brag openly about their sexual prowess as of late. You have to understand what’s really going on with Victoria’s supposed sexual posts. She’s not saying she will do this with just anyone. She is openly posting it because the attention from men is drying up, as does happen to women at some point, and her DM’s are starting to look like shopping at a second-hand store, where everything is questionable at best and gross as fuck at worst. Quinton eventually messaged me after they broke up, he noticed everything I said was basically coming true, her manipulation, her emotional immaturity, but he had zero interest in buying into her shiz, as he put it.

Apparently, Megan was a photographer at a wedding photoshoot and can be found on here saying she wished she had original pictures of how fat Victoria looked, and that she was actually size 12 or whatever it was, I don’t remember. The two-faced friends never seem to end. more on that later. Would I have even messaged Victoria or Quinton if it hadn’t been for Megan egging me on? No. Would Quinton have broken up with Victoria eventually anyway? Obviously. Megan is just an insecure, dopey airhead who fucked a sketchy guy one time after he got out of prison. She got pregnant because apparently, felons and responsibility don’t exactly mix, either that or he was too dumb to use contraception or even pull out, and she had to start a new life. I remember her posting what foods were best to eat while pregnant or something to that effect, worrying about how it would affect her unborn offspring. While pregnant she then posts a photo of herself with her new baby daddy, both of them smoking a cigarette. Apparently, cigarettes weren’t the obvious thing to avoid while pregnant, but sure we’ll seriously question if meat is ok.

I simply commented “Still smoking?” and someone else commented after “OH MY GOD THAT’S THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER” which wasn’t the tone I was trying to portray, however she freaked out and blocked him for freaking out, and blocked me for bringing it up. She has hated me ever since because of that, not exactly the brightest bulb but whatever. I don’t know if she made up with Victoria but if so, it wouldn’t surprise me there are a few two-faced girls who are her friend to her face but are entertained by her antics and gossip on pages such as these, one of those two faced friends is the one who showed me this ridiculous site to begin with.


Tristram, the barber, later adds Victoria on Facebook and Instagram soon after I told him about her, where he tries to hit on her, which I think is hilarious considering the nightmare of a story I shared with him. He’s just a typical timid, overly beta male trying to get laid with whatever he can find. He was hypnotized by her cartoon levels of photoshop. He and I had been going to metal shows, and since he follows Victoria on Instagram, wouldn’t you know it we go to a metal show and she shows up, and he ends up meeting her for the first time. He thought she was catfishing as she looked nothing like her pictures, and she stuck her hand in his face hoping he would kiss it, which he thought was rather weird and stuck up of her, as he put it. I didn’t care as I was laughing on the inside the whole time. She tried to give me the cold shoulder as much as possible, hoping it would piss me off, I couldn’t help but laugh at the childishness. She shoved me with her elbow from behind, so I threw a napkin at her head when she was walking away a few times. She again goes to her usual claim that I’m a stalker spreading lies about her, at which point I challenge her to name a single one, which she had no answer and walked off.

She had on her usual overly white face makeup and drunkenly done red lipstick, I’m not going to say exactly what she looked like but my first thought was “wow, it was great you were able to escape that invisible box to be here tonight”. She had a couple of beta orbiting fat guys and neck beards pining over her. It’s just funny since her dating pattern is exactly like someone with NPD, where she only dates people she thinks can raise her social status and reflect well on her, people with some sort of talent, artists etc, so the neckbeards and fat guys have no idea they’re wasting their time simping for her, showering her with attention. Usually people grow out of this phase when they’re no longer teenagers, but leave it to Victoria to remain in a state of immature arrested development. I actually have a funny story about this topic but I won’t be telling it quite yet, it’s something no one expects and will make her head explode, so unless she goes into a fit of narcissistic rage, denies everything and makes up more lies, we’ll let this story sit for now.

Which brings me to how I found this website to begin with. I had a friend named Kayla Marie Arsenault who has been briefly mentioned on here. I don’t think Victoria reads anything on here because Kayla was never mentioned before Victoria started blaming everyone on here for her 28th suicide attempt. The day I met Kayla in person, she tells me “This plastic bimbo barbie doll with every plastic surgery job in the world named Victoria is messaging me about you, saying you’re obsessive and a stalker and not to hang out with you”. If I was just a liar like Victoria, I would have simply agreed and said “Yeah she’s this fat bimbo with plastic surgery”. I am a man of principle, and just don’t believe in making things up to make others look bad, so I said Victoria has no plastic surgery, everything is real, except for the photoshop, the constant filter use, the hair extensions, the oversized eyelashes, the over-done makeup, and everything that comes out of her mouth. That’s all fake. Kayla and her friends still think Victoria has botox because of what’s going on with her eyebrows, but to be frank I really don’t care, people can do as they like. Apparently, Victoria is too foolish to realize a girl she has never met isn’t going to hide the shit talking she does to someone that girl knows in person. Kayla sent me all the screenshots of Victoria’s messages, and long after that shares with me all the details of her chats with Victoria over webcam and everything else. Like this one for instance:

According to Kayla, Victoria has been hiding evidence of her messages by demanding people delete her messages on their end of the phone or laptop. She does this with Kayla, and anyone else with incriminating messages apparently. It seems she has been caught a few times with her lies; else why would she go to this trouble? She deletes her side of the conversation in order to paint others as obsessing over her, so that when she shows conversations to someone, she can make it appear that person is sending tons of messages to her without any response. Something she seemingly did with my messages I suspect.

Kayla found this site and gets a kick out of watching everyone bash Victoria relentlessly, knows that Victoria has a fake accent, calls Victoria a phony, but still stays friends with her because Victoria has done modeling, and Kayla is trying to find model friends to help further her once every 2-6 months modelling career. It’s funny how Victoria enjoys manipulating whatever friendship she has, claiming she is great friends with Kayla, a girl she has never met and never intends to, yet merely acquaintances with me, a guy who slept (or at least tried to fucking sleep) next to her in her bed. All to virtue signal to a bunch of people about how great a person she is, and how “crazy and obsessed” everyone else is.

Fun fact, if you listen to the main character’s British accent on Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, the spiritual Castlevania Symphony of the Night remake done by its creator without Konami, her accent sounds identical to Victoria’s. The thing is, the voice actor who plays the character is also faking the accent, since she’s not British. This is just what fake British accents come out like. It’s possible Victoria is mimicking one of her family members, or perhaps someone on TV or in movies. If you only live in a country for 2 or 3 years or so you aren’t picking up anything, this has been widely known as an obvious fact. Additionally, Northern Irish accents are extremely harsh, very Irish sounding. If Victoria came from there and got her accent from there then she would sound like a Leprechaun. If you’re unaware you can Youtube what a Northern Irish accent sounds like, it’s incredibly harsh and nothing like Victoria’s. Her brother was even younger when they immigrated so of course he has no accent.

I think this is like when Jordan Schlansky from the Conan O’Brian show, who has severe Asperger's syndrome, wanted to find himself an identity outside of where he lived and grew up (New Jersey and California). So, he picked Italy likely after finding out his heritage on Ancestry.com or something. He obsessed, as autistic people do, over every single aspect of their culture and history, and visited the country an absurd number of times, visiting every city, learning every custom and speaking Italian perfectly. It’s the formation of a new identity different from those around you, for those who seek to be perceived as special and unique (are you counting the NPD symptom criteria with me?)

This seems to be what Victoria is doing, with her claims of being close enough to British culture that she thinks it’s appropriate to vote on important things like Brexit. Britain, and many other countries, disallow you from voting if you leave before voting age, which is 18. Even if you are 18 when you leave, you can‘t continue voting if you don‘t return for 10 years as a permanent resident. You’re just no longer seen as someone who has any place determining what goes on in that country which greatly affects the citizens there. Everyone in home countries hates those who leave who have this antiquated view of their country and acts in that antiquated way. My Czech friends say the same thing. People who haven’t been back in decades as permanent residents and have no idea how much it has changed, and have this antiquated view of the country while it continues to change and advance. The person who left years ago can’t stop talking about the good old days and continue old rivalries which were long ago resolved in the home country (like The Troubles era in Northern Ireland), the home country residents can’t stand it.

Anyway, the first day I met Kayla she also told me she has Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD), which is where someone is deathly afraid of abandonment, but will act in such a way where abandonment becomes certain. They often attempt suicide as a cry for attention and sympathy, usually by swallowing pills where they know they’ll be discovered after, which has a dramatically high survivability rate of 98% believe it or not. They experience mood volatility where they express extreme rage over incredibly small things, and also tend to have arrested development and emotional immaturity, again, nothing is ever their fault, they take no me or responsibility for any of their actions, and so their life experiences don’t allow them to grow as individuals where they learn from introspection. Kayla tends to catastrophize things which is part of the illness, making a big deal and huge drama seemingly out of thin air, same as Victoria. She will fabricate stories and things people did or said in order to garner attention and sympathy, and she desperately wants this attention and sympathy from anywhere she can get it, positive or negative.

Of course, I didn’t know any of this information regarding BPD at the time, and the first day I met Kayla she tells me the police have a record of her attempting suicide 11 times. Statistically, after every suicide attempt the likelihood someone will attempt again goes up 10%, which means her likelihood is all but guaranteed. This is something I would learn people with BPD do on a regular basis when they can’t handle their volatile emotions. At first, I just thought she was depressed, and as a fitness trainer I knew I could use the gym to get her in shape since she desperately needed to lose weight, as well as alleviate a lot of her depression symptoms. I took her grocery shopping, showed her what to eat to not have insulin crashes and to get into a calorie deficit. I tried to get her to stop eating junk food, and just wanted to be there on what I hoped would be a positive recovery journey. I only ever had time to drive her to my gym about 3 or 4 times, and noticed her place was always looking like a graveyard of candy wrappers from candy only children would be interested in, just sugary garbage shit in general. I could see she wasn’t being serious. So, I stopped making the time commitment given she wasn’t willing to make any lifestyle changes or commitment to improving in any way, like a child. Most trainers can tell immediately when someone isn’t serious and drop them if they flake out but I really wanted to give her a chance.

Since I was the only person in her life helping her without expecting anything in return, and every other guy was hitting her up for no reason other than to get laid, Kayla wanted a relationship with me eventually. If you guessed she would eventually attempt suicide yet again because I wasn’t interested and had an argument about it, you guessed right. I had zero interest in her childishness, explosive rage issues and constant lying, it was just nothing I needed in my life from a relationship standpoint. I would know a particular fact or set of circumstances, ask Kayla about it to see if she would lie, and virtually every time she made up a lie to make herself look better, and she couldn’t figure out why I would ask a question to which I already knew the answer. She couldn’t figure out that I was trying to see if she had an ounce of honesty or integrity and she failed virtually every time. I’m guessing her IQ is around 87. Mine is 148. Apparently, Victoria stole my story about that, funnily enough. I told her I was tested as a child, she told me she was never tested for IQ by professionals. Eventually she stole my story about being tested as a child which is what she now tells people, but you’ll notice she added just 1 IQ point to her fabricated score of 149, because she can’t bear the thought of being equal or lesser intelligence than anyone else she knows, especially me. That’s actually kind of hilarious. I have another friend who does the same thing – steals stories in order to make himself look better to others, all to manipulate how they’re perceived.

Now, I’m not going to sit here and confirm your biases and say that Victoria is stupid with low cognitive function, even though it may seem that way sometimes. The opposite of intelligence is stupidity; however, the opposite of wisdom is foolishness and a lack of character and perspective. This is where Victoria falters, not stupidity. Her misinterpretation of questions people ask her is entirely willful, she is trying to manipulate everything to control how she is perceived. I can tell the difference, if Victoria was low functioning, I would’ve never been interested in having conversations of any sort with her. Her lack of wisdom and her emotional immaturity has led to her being incredibly arrogant, pompous, attacks others personally who challenge or say anything contrary to what she thinks, the Dunning Kreuger effect is extremely strong with this one. She watches a few YouTube video or listens to one self-proclaimed expert on Instagram and she thinks she knows everything. This isn’t stupidity, it’s foolishness. If you’d like more examples of otherwise smart people saying the most foolish lunacy you’ve ever heard, watch most liberal arts school academic’s opinions on post modernism, Marxism, feminism, gender studies and critical race theory.

Victoria is the opposite of a pragmatist, and so she has somewhat magical, unrealistic thinking. She actually deleted me once over a minor disagreement where I agreed with Neil Degrasse Tyson and said the future of the human race is not to be found travelling to other planets. If we are to fix problems on Earth, then we need to figure out how to do that here, travelling to Mars where everything is infinitely worse is not going to increase our survivability likelihood. Victoria not only thought I was stupid for believing this, she said she was disappointed in how stupid I must be to not think that travelling on a space ship to far away galaxies for millions of years on a space ship was the way the human race would best survive. You know, in case an Asteroid hits Earth, or if Aliens visit Earth and are also hostile to us rather than nice like E.T. (She actually surmised about aliens possibly coming to Earth and their likelihood of being hostile) Someone should probably inform Victoria that even if 10 asteroids hit Earth, we would still have a higher chance of surviving as a species on Earth than attempting a 100 million year space ship ride, where uncountable numbers of asteroids and space junk would likely destroy the ship long before we got anywhere. For the record I do think there are aliens, and they are intelligent, and that is precisely why they’re never coming to Earth; the same reason I don’t visit Alabama.

Victoria’s IQ is nowhere near what she claims (obviously), however IQ doesn’t tell the whole story about intelligence; I think it’s likely a proxy. Victoria’s inability to use proper spelling and grammar is due to being uneducated, not because she is stupid. I can always tell an uneducated person’s writing, however being uneducated doesn’t make you stupid, it’s just limiting your critical thinking capacity because you’re never being challenged by something external. Your feet are never being held to the fire, your ideas are never challenged, and so your critical thinking skills remain very poor. Critical thinking is not inherent with intelligence, it is literally a skill anyone can learn to have superior thinking than even smarter people.

If you read to the end of this, I’ll post the best critical thinking toolset that will make you a better thinking than even most educated people. We need more critical thinking, but quite frankly at this point I would settle for any kind of thinking.

That aside, Kayla became bitter that I didn’t want a relationship, I just wanted to help her sort her life out. She would later make up lies and claim that I was fat shaming her, as if telling someone they need to stop eating junk food and be more active is fat shaming. When she became extremely rude with her explosive rage issues, tantruming like a child, I once stole a chocolate bar out of her fridge as punishment. Funnily enough Victoria completely fabricated a lie about me stealing drugs on here….
BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I know Kayla didn’t come up with it since she knows for a fact that I’ve never done a drug in my life. I mean if you’re going to fabricate lies about me and slander me with things you pulled right out of your ass that aren’t even remotely close to my character, you could at least do me the service of coming up with something remotely in the realm of possibility that’s believable. Like perhaps tell someone I stole their protein powder or resistance bands. It seems Victoria is projecting since she’s being accused of stealing all sorts of things from her room mates, even previous workplaces years ago, and thinks that’s the best way to paint someone as terrible. Ha! I guess “Cameron made me feel insecure, so instead of having a rational discussion to work through misunderstandings like an adult, I fabricated a bunch of bullshit to make him look bad” was a little too honest and didn’t have the same ring to it.

The irony here is just incredible considering how much she laments others for spreading lies about her. She can’t claim to be better than any of them given her own despicable, childish behaviours and constant lying. Listen Victoria, being an adult means you confront the truth, as I am doing, not making up lies to make others look bad out of petty vindictiveness. That’s what immature teenagers and children do. Face the real truth, take responsibility for it, learn from it and be better.

You do need to realize that people with NPD will constantly fabricate lies, however these are never convincing or good lies, because in reality the only person that needs convincing of the lie is the person with NPD themself. They need to convince themselves that everyone else is terrible, and they are moral, right about everything, and the true victim in every context. They have what’s called an idealized self. They then lie to themselves to make it seem like the idealized self is reality, and will gaslight and manipulate how they’re perceived in order to make it seem like that idealized self is their true self. This idealized self has extravagant success, is highly sought after, is always the victim, is never wrong, and is unattainable because their standards can be afforded to be so high. Anyone counting anymore NPD symptom criteria?

Kayla would eventually become so erratic that she would go on to attempt suicide on the phone when she was having a silly argument when she was being hysterical. I asked her if she was serious, she said yes, that she swallowed a bunch of pills, it was over text so I couldn’t tell if she was making it up. I told her if she’s not just making this up, she needs to call 911, I’m not wasting precious emergency resources over a silly girl’s fake suicide attempt for attention and sympathy. She called 911 after telling them she swallowed pills, which it’s not clear if she actually did or not, and was sent to the psych ward at the hospital for suicidal patients. She got out early because she wanted to celebrate her birthday. I asked her why the hell she attempted suicide over nothing and she said “I don’t know, I was just being stupid”

Then one day I was at her place watching a movie on the weekend, and she had been walking around downtown Kitchener earlier that day. She tells me after the movie was over, in a hysterical tone, that she was raped earlier that day in broad daylight. I couldn’t believe it. I asked her about where she was, what did he look like, what made him stop, what did he sound like, she kept giving me vague answers and “I don’t knows”. She said it repeatedly that she was raped, and to be honest I cried in front of her. I just didn’t want to receive a text the next day from her sister that they found Kayla’s body after swallowing a bunch of pills again. She then said “It’s ok, don’t cry, it didn’t happen to you”.

She would then be sent to the hospital again, where I visited her in the ICU. Her mother and sister were there, and I went over the details of what Kayla told me with her sister, that nothing about this makes sense, but I wasn’t going to be the one to tell her I think it didn’t happen. Her sister looked like this was the 100th time Kayla had been trying to kill herself for attention and was just over it. I can’t imagine what it must be like having someone that dysfunctional in your family, taking up literally all the attention for themselves with their volatile antics. Kayla told me I was the only person other than her mom and sister to visit her in the hospital.

A year went by and Kayla became more and more erratic, making multiple accounts shit posting and starting fights with others when one of her accounts gets suspended. Since she’s on disability, and has been her entire life for her plethora of mental illnesses, personality disorders and rocker bottom feet which make it hard to stand and walk, much less run, she just sits around all day doing nothing. Because she has no purpose or direction in life, she has been relegated to sitting at home stirring up drama anywhere she can find it to entertain herself, usually by fabricating stories about how “everyone is talking about her”.

When Kayla found out about this lolcow site and told me about it, she said she “wasn’t cool enough to have people talking about her”. Kayla thinks attention, people talking about you, is the goal to which she should aspire to. Her face literally lit up with excitement at the very notion someone might be talking about her online. Every time she says people are talking about her, she is HOPING they are talking about her. This is part of her illness but also part of her lifestyle of sitting at home all day on social media taking selfies and doing fuck all else. She needs the drama else her life is flat boring and pointless. This pointless excitement seeking is also indicative of her anti-social behaviours like doing drugs, usually bought by other people since she’s constantly begging for drinks from people she barely knows, and drugs at sketchy parties filled with dirt bags, which I have rescued her from.

One day, when Kayla’s main account banned for repeatedly shit posting, I ask Kayla on her backup account a seemingly innocent question about whether she still had all those TextNow numbers she was messaging me with when she made a status about something to do with her main phone number. She then decides to badmouth me saying I can’t afford a phone plan, as if that was somehow an attack on her by asking such a banal question, again, catastrophizing things. I’m smart enough to have a prepaid phone where I pay 100 bucks per year and have basically all the features I need that people pay 100 bucks per month for. The irony here being, Kayla has never worked a day in her life, gets a top of the line phone with her disability money, an expensive phone plan, cable tv, high speed internet, a place all to her own, all from the Canadian government. And she wants to badmouth others for their phone plans, meanwhile I’m pretty sure Victoria has a prepaid phone as well because she doesn’t know how to take care of them like an adult. Will Kayla shit post about her under the same principle? Ha! Kayla wouldn’t know principles if they bit her in the gunt.

I deleted my question to avoid an argument, at which point Kayla screenshots it and posts it again to shit post about me on her wall. I got sucked up into her endless drama cycle, and she tried to tell me I was “a hater bringing negativity into her life” or some such bullshit. Apparently shit posting about others and playing the victim later is a common behaviour we’re seeing here. Later I find she left something at my place, and I even said I would return it if she simply corrected the record, that what she said about me was a misunderstanding (even though it was just Kayla shit posting for attention as usual) and she wouldn’t even accept that. Like a child with the worst case of arrested development ever, she refused to be seen as responsible for any of her actions, that she might have been wrong about something even if it was misunderstanding, and refused to take back any of the shit posting she said about me to god knows how many people, even if it meant she would have gotten something she wanted out of it. Zero class, zero responsibility, zero character, zero brain cells.


So, I tell her I’ll just throw her cheap top out since she doesn’t care to have it back, even if it meant doing the right thing and taking back her lies and shit posting. She again refuses like an infant, and makes the catastrophizing Victoria-esque claim that I’m now a dangerous predator stalker for not doing what she wants. At this point I’m losing patience, so I decide to mess with her and tell her I’ll just burn the ugly top she left at my place, at which point she lied yet again and said that I was trying to burn her and her things. The lying and catastrophizing never ends with this girl. I really start to lose my patience and I confront her about lying before about being raped. Kayla then apparently assumes I must be as mentally challenged as she is, and proceeds to tell me that she never claimed she was raped, but rather she was attacked by a rapist, and then escaped, and that if she were raped, she would have her vagina checked at the hospital. How you get attacked by a “rapist” who never raped you is beyond comprehension.

I couldn’t fucking believe what I was hearing. She made the whole rape thing up, like career victim Jussie Smollett. Kayla is 4’11, 185 pounds with rounded rocker bottom feet that she has no ability to run on. She isn’t escaping from anything if she gets into an altercation, there is just zero chance of her running from anyone who wanted to attack her for any reason. She literally changed her story from something with a very low chance of happening (being raped in the middle of the day in broad daylight in Downtown Kitchener) to a story with zero chance of occurring. It was just such an insult to my intelligence that she would not only backpedal, but come up with a ridiculous impossible lie in place of her other lie. Her repeated claims of being raped earlier both at her house and at the hospital, where she claimed they checked her vagina and found sand in it, just shows what a lying vile little vomit she is who can’t keep all her dumb lies straight. She wastes government money and resources, wastes space in the psych ward with fake rape accusations, all to beg for attention and sympathy on social media. She adds to the increased stigma rape victims face about being accused of lying about their rape accusations, so they don’t come forward.

I had no idea people with Borderline Personality Disorder could be this bad, but this is the worst of the worst. I did joke that I would punch her in the face if I saw her, for being such a trash human being after everything I did for her, and after making up the amount of lies that she did about being raped, lying about me to all of her Facebook friends, wasting government resources with her fake rape accusations and contrived suicide attempts, the list is endless. At this point she tried to claim I was a dangerous stalker predator who wants to stalk all of her mentally challenged posts, which if you’ve even seen her posts they’re just her begging for attention and sympathy about every minor inconvenience or setback in her life, which is a hilarious notion that anyone is even interested in her nonsense. I wouldn’t waste an ounce of my time looking for either Victoria or Kayla, even though I knew where both lived for quite some time. Kayla still lives right across the street from her parents where she takes advantage of subsidized housing, because if she becomes unresponsive from another possibly staged suicide attempt for attention and sympathy, she can be easily found and revived.

Kayla’s younger sister Allison told me after I drove her home once that she thinks Kayla is just an idiot, and she is completely over dealing with Kayla’s endless drama and attention seeking. I could see it in her demeanor and the particular language she was using at the hospital. I can’t imagine having a sibling this desperate for constant attention and sympathy towards her endless problems.

Kayla repeatedly attempts to claim people are stalking her and talking about her since that’s what Victoria enjoys claiming, which is hilarious quite frankly. There isn’t a single interesting thing Kayla says, about anything. There is zero reason to follow her doing anything. Her entire online presence is dedicated to making up problems out of nowhere, sometimes completely fictional so she can get attention. She even makes her friends’ deaths about her. When her friend died, Kayla could not stop talking about what SHE has lost, a friend, rather than posting about her friend, and what THEY have lost, their life. She repeatedly laments “My friends keep dying on me” like a drama queen little vomit who desperately wants people to feel bad for her when it’s others who are suffering or dying. She laments that her backup account doesn’t get as much attention as her main account, so the notifications don’t come rolling in fast and plentiful enough, which is all she’s after.

Her claims of people talking about her and stalking her are completely imagined, she WISHES someone would stalk her since she has nothing to do and fuck all going on in her life. She needs the drama. She continued talking to one of her ex boyfriends who was physically abusive to her. Kayla denied it repeatedly as usual but eventually admitted to it when she had nothing to lose and felt like telling the truth for once. Then Kayla tried to hook up with another ex-boyfriend who previously got into a fight with the abusive ex-boyfriend, both are basically human trash. I told the other ex-boyfriend Kayla was still talking to her previous abuser who he got in a fight with, and Kayla freaked out and tried to make it seem like she was going to jump out of my moving car. This is what happens childish girls get found out for being vomits. She then made up a bunch of lies about me to try to discredit me to her ex-boyfriend who she just wanted to hook up with. They did of course, and I was so disgusted with her behaviour I deleted her off Facebook. Like a child, she blocked me to try to claim she was rejecting me the whole time, only to later adding me to her burner account she uses when her main one gets banned for shit posting. She claimed I traumatized her by deleting her off facebook, and she had no choice but to be a drama queen about it. Once again, catastrophizing, typical damaged girl behaviour.

Her claims about calling the police about people are also false, because if they were true, the police would have contacted me already, which of course they haven’t; that’s more fabricated bullshit to stir up drama. It’s all made up for the purposes of attention and sympathy from her low-class friends, which are made up largely of mentally challenged whores, strippers, escorts, people selling blowjob and sex tapes on their snapchat and only fans accounts, drug addicts, alcoholics, degenerates, just the bottom of the barrel of society. Her friendship with Victoria is entirely two faced, since Kayla has been on here for months getting a kick out of bashing Victoria and calling her out on her phoniness, and has been sending me screenshots of their conversations and telling me everything they say over video chat, largely about what a lying manipulator Victoria is. She told me Victoria claims she has never been dumped and only rejects men. Based on screenshot evidence as well as my own knowledge, this is a load of horse shit. But, she needs to keep up the image that she is an ethereal goddess nun who spends all her time rejecting men and is constantly being chased, and is unattainable. Meanwhile the screenshot evidence is just astounding and mountainous to the contrary.


The term dollar tree Trisha Paytas for Kayla isn’t even apt, since Trisha Paytas is already the dollar tree Trisha Paytas. Kayla is more like the landfill Trisha Paytas, total trash with a stench that could stun a yakk. If you ever do go out with her expect to be bothered by her to buy her free drinks literally the entire night, whether she actually knows you well or you’re just a random person in the group, only for her to storm off tantruming like a child in the cereal aisle if she doesn’t get her way. She will beg for free drinks literally until she is falling over vomits all over the place from too much alcohol. Her friends have told me in private they don’t like going out with her for this reason, and I’ve tried to communicate this to her to, only for no improvement in temperament, tact, class or common decency to ever take place.



I tried to get Kayla to look inward at how her actions were contributing to all of her problems, but it was no use. Same with Victoria. Zero self-awareness, zero responsibility. Her hypocrisy and proclivity for making up lies on a seemingly endless basis will keep her in a state of emotionally immature arrested development. What’s so ironic is I can see her STILL watching my Snapchat stories, meanwhile I haven’t seen a single thing she has said or posted, because I don’t care. The people who lie about claiming others are stalking them are most often people doing nothing but lurking through others’ shit.

Now, as for steps forward, Victoria, Kayla, and anyone else reading this can either do two things. You can face reality, use your experiences as learning opportunities, seek better therapy from someone with a PHD, actually tell your therapists the truth instead of trying to make yourselves look as good as possible to your therapist. I find some people seek therapy for no reason other than self-validation, where they lie their ass off and act like a total phony to their therapist in hopes of being told they’re not narcissistic and right about everything, which is a giant waste of money. You don’t need to impress them, they probably already know you’re lying about everything but will be happy to take your money so long as you’re willing to give it to them under the guise that you’re being “treated”. Or you can go back to your default childish ways of denying absolutely everything, claiming everyone else except you is crazy, a stalker, obsessed, or whatever other ridiculous epithet you choose, and your life experiences will amount to zero personal development and growth. My prediction is Victoria will simply have a fit of what’s called ‘narcissistic rage’, where she will vindictively seek to gaslight and deny everything, as per usual with those with NPD, and vindictively spread lies to attack anyone who is calling her out on her bullshit, even if the intent is to help her do some self-reflection, introspection and perhaps improve herself. You likely won’t hear “Yeah you have a point, I should have acted more appropriately, I should have sought to listen and understand rather than jump to conclusions, I shouldn’t have been passive aggressive, I shouldn’t have tried to manipulate with lies and gaslighting, and I will conduct myself with more tact and self-respect in the future, and I apologize”
I’m not going to be overly cynical and claim there is a 0% chance of Victoria becoming an adult. Personality is actually not as fixed as we used to think it was, people are far more malleable than we thought even as they get old.

It’s your choice, your approach to life and the way you conduct yourself will affect all your relationships going forward, so choose wisely. All of you. Yes, even me.

Here’s your critical thinking toolset for those who read this far, I’ll give you this one for free. It will make you an infinitely more complex thinker just doing this mental exercise – write a few paragraphs as to why you’re right about something you believe, just like you did in high school. This is your thesis. Next, write a few paragraphs giving the absolute best argument as to why your thesis is wrong (not a caricature). This is the anti-thesis, the dialectic process. This process is where everyone fails, and separates true critical thinkers from over 99% of the population, which are mere plebs in this regard. Next, write the synthesis, which is the explanation resolving the first and second pieces. When you start writing your anti-thesis, if you do enough research and do a good enough job at it, your third piece may explain why the anti-thesis is actually superior, and you change your opinion. A miracle has just occurred. The more you understand your anti-thesis, the more it will solidify your beliefs in your thesis if you determine if you find it to be superior, however you must not slack off on analyzing evidence for your anti-thesis, you actually need to understand it. There, you have the basic tools for critical thinking; if you can muster this simple but seemingly impossible task that almost no one actually undergoes, your thoughts will be more advanced, nuanced and interesting than 99.99999% of the population, who simply seek to prove their thesis right and ignore any evidence to the contrary, skipping the dialectic process entirely. This is Hegel’s dialectical method, whose roots stem back to Aristotle, and is seemingly only taught in Philosophy class. So, even if you’re highly educated you may still not have come across proper critical thinking methods.

>>800095
No one is going to read a single word you post. This is coming from the minority that likes to read the long ass psycho rants people post. I skimmed the first 3 paragraphs of your first post and it’s drivel, I won’t even attempt the rest. Shut up.

>>800096
It's the only thing worth reading on this entire dumb site, why do you think I hijacked it?

Someone please ban the schizo. This is fucking nuts kek

>>800097
You started two paragraphes with how fair and balanced you are and going to be. If there is a point under all this, it's burried under your rendition of War and Peace.

>>800078

'Most of the stuff on here seems to come from low functioning people. It seems no one on here has ever heard of a pushup bra and what it does, or basic lighting differences, or the difference between wigs, weaves and hair extensions, which I just find unfathomable given most of the people on here are likely girls. It seems some of you not only never met Victoria, but you don’t even live in the same province'

Hi, Cow. Please be less obvious. This is embarrassing.

>>800094

Also, cool file name.

After reading this, you won't need to read anything else on this site, trust me.
I wrote it while my floors were being replaced and I decided all day whether to post, and decided now. It may take you about 30 minutes to read, but think of all the time it will save you never coming back to this site again.

>>800104
Not exactly. I already explained gossip. Hegel is about critical thinking, which people here clearly lack. But I don't actually care if anyone here reads it, just Victoria, since she desperately needs to know the truth.

>>800097
Dude, are you on speed? Cocaine? This is insane, man.

This is so sad.

>>800106
i scrolled past all your textbook wank and everyone else will, too. your ban really can't come fast enough.

>>800106
Come back when you're off the drugs and 6 months sober, then read through your posts again; you will realise what we all know, that they're psychotic drivel.

>>800102
Nah, I've skimmed through the posts and it's definitely not Victoria. Her grammar is much worse and even if these posts are nowhere near intelligent, she wouldn't say this about herself.
>I’m not going to be overly cynical and claim there is a 0% chance of Victoria becoming an adult.
I also love how this psycho goes on to talk down on the lolcow users, only to be even more demeaning and vile toward everyone involved in this story than any anon has previously been.

>>800105

tHE ConTrARiaN

Floors will be done tomorrow, and quite frankly I have nothing to say after this.

I figured most of the people on here would be too stupid with low reading comprehension to read anything longer than 3 sentences, which is fine.
But really, if you do read it I promise it'll probably be the last thing you read on this dumb site. It's better than any of the drivel on here, you might actually learn something, and from someone who's actually been to Victoria's house!

>>800113

I love how the contrarian is fake british JUST like Victoria. Good night, Tori!

>>800092
"That aside, Kayla became bitter that I didn’t want a relationship, I just wanted to help her sort her life out. She would later make up lies and claim that I was fat shaming her, as if telling someone they need to stop eating junk food and be more active is fat shaming. When she became extremely rude with her explosive rage issues, tantruming like a child, I once stole a chocolate bar out of her fridge as punishment. Funnily enough Victoria completely fabricated a lie about me stealing drugs on here….
BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

A random paragraph I picked out.

>The only thing worth reading on this site.

lol that this fucking endless tiresome screed is the end result of Vicky Shingles flirting on FB at 4am

>>800119
It definitely isn't Vicky. I haven't read it, but I did try to skim some of it. Victoria can't form complete sentences if her life depended on it. I also think this freak outs herself by mentioning her relationship to Vick's friend group, but I'm not reading that shit to find out who it is. Skimming the first few posts was fucking painful. Comes off as baby retard's first dissertation by the pride she takes in it.

>>800121

'It definitely isn't Vicky' - Vicky

I do think it's funny that people won't take 30 minutes to read one story, yet will spend years of their life, probably hours on end if you add it all up, posting and reading on this dumb site.

I'm not a girl, Victoria doesn't usually let girls in her bed, at least not to my knowledge.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

>>800124

I thought you had nothing to say after this?

>>800124
I just wanna know what drugs you’ve been taking.

>>800061
Waaaait a minute, I thought Vicky said she was a sapiosexual.

>>800113
So I took the 30 minutes to read this.
Not sure why you bothered to include all of the Shit about Kayla; this is a Victoria thread no one cares about that girls mental illnesses and what’s going on with her.

>>800128
Foolish mortal, our goddess Vicky can be everything all at once, she's an all-encompassing entity with the power to seduce and slay every man

>>800129

This is so fun to watch in real time.

>>800113
Cameron Anthony, I’d like you to know that I read your whole rant and had a good laugh. You and Vic are a match made in narc heaven. Takes one to know one.

>>800133

Just stop. You don't need to give fake names. Victoria, go to bed.

>>800134
His name is visible in the Snapchat screenshot he posted, and he even named himself in part of his narc rant. It’s not Vic but this guy is definitely a cow in his own right.

>>800134
Do you anons legit think that it's Victoria or are you trolling?

I'm so sad for you that you think you're being convincing right now.

>>800124
I read it, and wow it definitely seems that you're a little obsessed man, that happened years ago, you have to let go and try to practice what you preach, because the one making a childish and bitter rant is you. Now thanks for the laugh, but this is pathetic, get professional help and gtfo.

>>800135
Yeah, he also mentioned his name here, it seems like someone wanted the attention! Kek
Here you have your 2 minutes of fame. Enjoy!

>>800095
tldr:
>pot calls kettle black

>>800078

girl.

>>800140
What's Cameron Anthony's Facebook profile?

>>800142
Can we make “take your meds” a requirement for posting?

>>800106
>walls of text
>all of it cringemax posting
>Hegel
>dialectic method
>Aristotle
>has no actual understanding of hegel
>Joe Rogan
>armchairing

Ah gea, m'lady mayhaps thou ban was well clænsian.

>writing a 1am sperg out essay about some woman who blocked you 6 years ago
>self doxxing with his own picture in screencaps
I always miss the most retarded shit when I sleep kek.

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hooooooooooooooly shit what the fuck
the post numbers are even consecutive

>>800078

Damn son! You're judging us for "keeping busy" on a site like this but you have definitely written more in your posts than I have in all my posts combined over the last 5+ years I've been here.

>>800154
Seeing his autistic mansplaining ranting wall of text essay has been the funniest shit I've seen on lolcow in 2 weeks kek

>>800142
The worst part is this guy really thinks he said something. The superfluous wording only convoluted any potential points made. I don't recommend any anons waste time reading unless it's your day off. It's just the milkless ramblings of a fedora lacking self awareness.

>>800155

Same, I read it all in the bathtub and I couldn't stop cackling.

Also, why the fuck would an actual intellectual spend time hanging out with smoothbrains like Vic and Kayla?

>>800158
Because he's a scrote and will fuck anything.
Something tells me he's one of her fat neckbeard orbiters.

>>800158
>an actual intellectual
lmao

this dude’s essay is fucking nuts but I’m not gonna lie his description of the condition of vicky’s place & his desperate need for sustenance during his overnight stay actually made me laugh out loud. i could picture it so vividly in my mind

>>800124
What a waste of time. You couldn't find anything more productive to do while your "floors were being done"? What a blow hard. Talk about narcissistic.

>>800085
“ I don’t see the value in calling Victoria fat”
“I don’t see the value insulting her tattoos”

Yet here you are writing an essay, insulting people for their war piercings, onlyfans and everything else under that sun.

You seen like the type of person that nights candles and gives themselves full mirror eye contact while masturbating.

>>800085
Oh I have met victoria at the bovine in Toronto. She does smell( she smokes how could she not), her extensions are always old and she is over weight.

>>800170
>>800165
stop. jfc.

And according to the guy that’s “only here cause his floors are being redone”
Don’t sweep your floors until your cat has no fur left.

“I can be intimidating”
The only thing that’s intimidating about you is how little you care about yourself victoria.

>>800162
Agree anon.

Hidden within this lengthy amount of word vomit, there were a couple of tidbits. Vic lives in squalor - no surprise. She is triggered by anyone who says the work narcissist - could have guessed that. She eats too many donuts - understandable.

This anon. should've toned done the first year university student level writing mixed with humble brags and just have gotten to the brass tax.

This poster sounds just as bad as Vicky. I love it when delusional narcs try to tear other narcs down for the same things they do.

Oh wow. I see what happened here. Dude went to Victoria's house to get layed, she fell asleep, he acted like a pig, so she made up a story to get away from him. He then begins to contact her desperately while she ignores and blocks him, he contacts her through her friends and family like a stalker. He shows up at bars where she hangs out and throws napkins at her.

Flash forward 6 years and this dude has obsessed and dwelled on this rejection to a fanatical level. Every shower thought, every delayed comeback is written out here in this epic fanfic where he paints himself the bodybuilding intellectual who is the victim of years of misunderstandings. No not stalking and obsessing over a girl you have no problem insulting, just misunderstandings.

In fact, this entire psychotic diatribe is a misunderstanding. You see it had to be done because his floors were getting replaced.

Fuck off chode. Thanks for the laughs. You didn't tell us anything we didn't already know about Victoria and we sure as fuck don't care about you and your pseudo-intellectual assessment of this website.

>>800188
The way he tried to gloss over or explain away being a creep was the cherry on top of the intellectual sundae.

>>800189
Yeah this whole rant just came across creepy on his part.

>>800143
I'm going to assume this is his profile. A quick scroll through seems to check all the boxes. No sign of his friend Tristam The Barber but I doubt anyone would stay friends with this psycho for very long.

I've never seen anyone try to wank themselves off so hard verbally. I'm in tears. He's trying desperately to convince himself of his own sperg facade, while randomly lashing out about how his floors are being replaced (because he's so above us and doesn't care what we think!)

By the way did you ladies hear he's trained tons of women and is accepting of your extra weight? Jump on it girls

>>800194
This is exactly the kind of guy I can imagine having standards so low they want to sleep with icky LMAO

>>800162
>With my blood sugar now at dangerous lows, and my hunger becoming out of control, and it being 3:30 pm and I still haven’t slept; being a lifter who needs 8 hours of sleep and protein every 4-5 hours, my patience had run dry hours prior, and now I’m just fuming. My patience has always been one of my greatest virtues, and it was completely gone.
KEK

I dunno anons, I loved every second of this insanity. A lot threads on of Lolcow have been kind of dull lately (which is the fault of the cows, not the site or its users) and I love when cow-adjacent crazies show up with their own shit.

>>800195
I love the huge bouquet of crazy.

How could that autist write so much

>>800198
His Facebook is littered with predictable babble and shit posting about transgender folks. This was a fun distraction, but now I am ready for Vic to swing a sword around or for her tooth to fall out.

I didnt read any of his crap, but, fuck me, seeing all this made me feel like I am on reddit.

>>800199
I read a few paragraphs and there were a couple tidbits that made me laugh mostly due to the sheer ridiculousness of how this is all written. It’s amazing when two narcs collide.

>” When I was at my gym, I even talked to my cardiologist friend to see what might be going on health wise with someone who snores, and he explained tonsils and adenoids only put pressure on the trachea, that removing them doesn’t cure snoring because pressure can be created in other ways, particularly by corsets as well as drinking heavily which relaxes the trachea, causing it to flap open, thus snoring.”

Lmao. Two pseudo-intelligent narcs trying to prove and disprove one’s snoring. Amazing

>>800199
Someone needs to make a banner with the memorable quotes from this self awareness lacking sperg to end all spergs. I glossed through most of it and couldn't help cackling to myself on multiple occasions.

>>800207
I saw the words "anti-thesis" and for reason "aristotle" and didn't read more

>>800209
more like a fake fucking conversation with someone in his head.

>>800171

met her at the bovine too, haha. which shows was it?

Was she dressed like a prostitute moonlighting as a pirate?

fun drinking game- every time in the first autist post he says fair and objective drink. Any time he contradicts himself drink. Every time he says in two paragraphs anything that could be said in a single sentence, drink. On second thought please don’t. Alcohol poisoning isn’t a good thing. Tbh at first I thought it was that old creepy guy with the one champagne bottle typing this crap up

I can’t believe this random guy just posted a his completely irrelevant manifesto to a fucking gossip site. And the only gossip was dirty floors. Seek help.

Thank you for your psychopathic novel, wherever you are. Shit like this is why I come here. This is better than anything about Vicky. Pure mental illness, hours of enjoyment

>>800194
>drives for 10 hours to Vicks house
>”smfh there’s only a half eaten cracker in the fridge”
>muh proteinbar
>doesn’t even fuck vick
>FUMING because he needs protein every 5th hour
>mentions Sheldon Cooper
>vick fucks off
>messages her brother for some fucking reason like a weirdo
>goes on a decade long tirade about someone named Kayla

Bless this thread.

If anything this rant is just an inside look into the mind of the type of dude ick would bring home.
Pathetic.
Good luck with the floors in your moms basement you friggen weirdo.

>>800194
I think its time for us to admit we were wrong about Vicky. We all thought Vicky was lying about having stalkers. We absolutely have to give her this one.

She definetly has one and his name is Cameron Anthony and somehow he manages to be more psychotic than Vick.

God bless this thread and thank you for visiting us autismo psycho madlad, I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

>>800194
He locked his fb down it seems. I guess he got embarassed of his spergout. He removed his wallpaper photo and changed the photo to one from 2015. Too bad it still has his face visible and his town.

>>800250
Is it just me or does he look like he’s cosplaying Antonio banderas?

>>800250
Thank fuck he changed dem floors

>>800250
God, the two of them would make a perfect couple. Pretentious, greasy, dumb, and unhinged.

>>800194
I NEED MY PROTEIN BARSSSSS. Yeah we found our guy.
Doesn’t victoria only date and deal with the rockstars and doctors?
Between this guy, the old man and the 20 year old dishwasher ….. not a great track record

Also if you look at his favourite quotes, it appears two of them are his own “iM sO sMaRt” pretentious garbage much like Vicky

>>800250
>muh bodybuilding and protein~
>ft. the narrow shoulders and thin legs of a young, emaciated amish boy
The cope is palpable.

>>800250
He looks like a backup singer for nickelback

>>800194
>>800250
Lmao why is he so greasy in every photo? Types like an iamverysmart neckbeard and has the face of a 40 year old doughy bartender at a chain restaurant.

>>800266

ot but the idea of nickelback having backup singers onstage is hilarious

>>800250
“Welcome to the Olive garden, would you like to start off with some breadsticks” is what I can bear this photo say.
This guy is a stalker

>>800087
You seriously think Schrödinger, babby's first paradox, is super obscure knowledge?
Wow, Dunning–Kruger indeed.

>>800087
>The thing is, while I could sense that she felt like she was being judged for having nothing in her fridge, for having filth under her bed, two sinks filled over the top with dirty dishes, I started to see signs of lack of self-care, which may be signs of things like hidden depression where you’re happy around friends but at home you fall into a depression where you can’t be motivated to do anything except whatever gives you dopamine like videogames and art, you stop taking care of yourself.

For an intelleckshual, you have a serious penchant for run on sentences lmfao. I've seen better writing from 8th graders.

So I went back to the thread that Victoria came here in a drunk stupor talking about how this Cameron guy stole drugs. I couldn’t tell if she was talking about from herself or this Kayla character. Seems like Kayla and Vicky are friends.
If she’s socializing with people that do and steal drugs, chances are that why Victoria’s teeth are falling out. Or one of the reasons.

>>800276
Trailer park boys was a documentary about average Canadians

>>800113
Jesus this guy is the biggest lolcow there is.
> virtue signaler
> obsessed with their image of being rational and objective, but the only thing you’re good at is trying to rationalize your hurt feels, but you’re clearly overly emotional and it reeks from far away
> thinking you’re being intellectual but you’re spewing captain obvious things from YouTube videos about psychology that you pretend you don’t take your broscience from
> pretend you don’t gossip but you spill the tea, you wrote an entire novel about Victoria and pretending how unbothered you are, and you think you’re better than us who just lurk from time to time and write a comment on a toilet and move on with our days
> you have like 90 IQ and think you’re the shit
> you keep saying how Victoria is unhealthy but you keep busting your own health and pretend you’re the victim here and didn’t just bring that on yourself, you have no self control man, even your writing shows that
> the physics joke and watching Big Bang theory, congratulations, you know something a common 14 years old do, the fact that you think it’s something bragworthy, you are just as narcissistic and delusional as Victoria
> bro, maybe your parents said that you were special and so intelligent when you were 10 but that is long gone, and you’re severely stunted
> maybe if you write 10000 more times that you are objective and smart it will become reality
> absolute autism
> writing an essay about something that could be summed up in 2 sentences and a normal, 100 IQ person would not have to think about twice because it’s obvious
> so unbothered you kept trying to contact Victoria for whatever reason because you probably can’t let go of the gossip she did at you, because your narcissistic ass can’t stand that you’re not seen as you see yourself; you’re no intellectual, just a gymbro with unrealistically inflated ego and hidden insecurities that you project on others and yet scream projection when someone gossips about someone else.

Dude, you’re a cow. The worst kind. You and Victoria deserve each other.

>>800286
Also I’ve never met anyone so fucking dramatic about themselves, get over yourself, we get it, you lift and you were hungry, no need to write it 1000 times in full essay every time. You’re a joke like ebony raven darkness dementia way.

You’re an absolute beta-cuck, clearly obsessing over Victoria as you pretend you’re unbothered.

But thanks, at least you’ll probably bait her here to spew drunk nonsense we can laugh at, that’s your only accomplishment here besides making an absolute autistic and racist idiot out of yourself.

Sage for samefagging.

>>800129
That’s because it wasn’t really about Kayla, the guy just can’t stop talking about himself, and thinks his every retardation-level thought and action require immortalizing here. Kek.

I've been a long time lurker of Kayla and what this guy has said is unironically 100% correct. She's a noteworthy cow and any type of attention gets her fired up and provides good milk.

However, did you really need to write that long of an essay? Jesus Christ. Give us a tldr you fucking retard.

I reckon Vick has sprouted like 3 more calves. This thread is hilarious.

>>800292

As others have said, that was abysmal, could have been summed up within a few paragraphs. Honestly hoping we can have a thread for this guy if he has enough content.

Here is Camerons profile his real last name is Laranco
Also he doxxed Kayla her real phone number is in that text. It's illegal for him to contact her, and no with this rant you can tell she didn't waste the police time. I texted her number to see if it was her. Here's the tweaker.

He likes his own post and is the only one who likes it
Narc
Kek

No one likes his profile picture… I wonder why

Cameron must be the oldest looking cow in history..

Cameron pretending to be a lurker of Kayla when she deactivates her accounts all the time to have people leave her alone . She's always around friends too. I am glad she has a boyfriend she is around 24/7 she needs that protection from this obsessive behaviour. Cameron clearly pretended to be another anon.

>>800216
>Tbh at first I thought it was that old creepy guy with the one champagne bottle typing this crap up

Holy shit I can't stop laughing. I thought the same thing but reading this comment made me lose it

Cameron is 34 and lives in his parents basement, I am not joking. Also those are not his floors it is his parents floors.

>>800306
I really hope the Larancos are happy with their budget laminate flooring. Their son was proud enough to mention it 48 times in an hour.

Who has linkedin

Curious to see what Cameron posted on there

Cameron has no interaction on social media or he would be a hilarious cow, he's a loner narc kek

https://ca.linkedin.com/in/cameronlourenco?challengeId=AQHHImKL-_2e9QAAAXU1kCpeHcYCeyp5Xp3nZtxFslwGBO7vxF23nRRyXInjq8FA0V4B3g_i2G3pWvIYHN5Pa5CoYsRNuThwQg&submissionId=189f21fd-8eb8-3e16-d862-4ce67fefd538
We should make a thread on him

I feel like he's projecting about this Kayla person with the whole wanting attention bullshit
Also lying about her sister rolling her eyes about her in ICU? You are unhinged
I hope Kayla finds this and let's the police know not only you abused her and not allowed to contact her you doxxed her number wtf dude

Let's focus on Victoria you creep

So glad Kayla is with her boyfriend 24/7
She needs a restraining order from this basment dweller

>>800298
So this is the face of the smooth brained essay faggot! Taking the time out of constantly disappointing your family, avoiding mirrors/reality, blowing the xanax cooked brain of betaking Jordan Peterson just to prepare a long sperg for us. Bruh we laugh at people we think are funny. What in the entire fuck is hard about that. Even loser ass Vicky Builtlikeafridge-y could do better.

Can someone give me bullet points on what Cameron said? It's taking forever to read and he keeps adding unnecessary details about himself…but he claims everyone else it a narc kek
I skimmed through it
I feel bad for that Kayla girl wtf most of it sounds made up and he doxxed her number isn't that illegal? Isn't it already illegal for him to contact her? I don't think Kayla wasted resources at all. I hope she contacts the police about him this is disturbing. Why drag a girl into this who isn't vicky?

I am starting to think all the unsaged responses are Kayla.
Vick, Cameron and Kayla all sound like cows.

>>800318
Right? And they keep repeating themselves lmao. None can unrustle the spergvium's jimmies

>>800128
Cameron's PROFILE PICTURES include the definition of saposexual

Also he has no dating history lives with his parents


Also Kayla doesn't shit talk anyone with appearances she shit talks screenshots, I haven't once seen that girl be negative about looks. Also from the little I know about Kayla is that she has her lips done, it's obvious vicky hasn't gotten anything done. She clearly wouldn't cosmetic surgery shame u nut.

This narc incel is insane
Also I'm sure you two had an argument and unfriended each other in snap but if your public people are still subbed to u. I've seen people I deleted stories all the time by mistake or maybe she knows you are crazy about her in your rants but inlove with Vicky you just want the two girls to fight so you pretend Kayla is a villain. I am sure those two girls have a lot of dirt on you.
They blocked you many years ago. Move on. I would say get laid but a face like that with no money would be hopeless.
You are more likely to die alone than any other cow I've read about Cameron
I feel like I wrote too much but at least it's not on larancos level
Enjoy pretending you are better than people on lolcow you anti social narc

>>800320
>Also Kayla doesn't shit talk anyone with appearances she shit talks screenshots, I haven't once seen that girl be negative about looks

Not saying this is Kayla but cows tend to talk about themselves in third person. All these weird defensive posts remind me of when Vick was defending herself and saying she smelled like chewing gum and chanel kek

Cameron's link to his active Facebook is this he has multiple accounts
https://www.facebook.com/TallDarkNWavy

>>800326
>For her mental health I hope she doesn't know about this page

Well you aren't really helping her by bringing her up every two minutes. I feel like had that Cameron bloke been the only one to mention her, no-one would care because he's obviously a creeper but now it's quite clear that it's Kayla or her boyfriend shitting up the thread with 'at least she has friends and a protective boyfriend' and 'omg poor Kayla'

I guess cows attract cows attract cows.

>>800084
holly fuck, trying to convince Vicky he can give her the perfect body? Sounds like a desperate attempt to rekindle with her.

Still reading, This man child sounds like he is in love with vicky, he is so embarrassing its so painful to read this

>>800086
Ewww this guy is so racist wtf(samefagging, spamming the thread pretending to be various people concerned about kayla)

>>800333
Okay Kayla

>>800332


The saga continues with more characters! Amazing.

>>800336
This is what happens when you surround yourself with crazy people. Your fitness and last lovers are not helping your case vicktoria.

As an old Ontario hag, I was surprised ick is still a cow. Revenge autist last night was hilarious. I just figured she would have grown out of this phase.
Does she still hang out with Bunny? I remember them being clones but this is ten years ago.

Can mods confirm if this unsaged sperg is the same person? Things are getting weird in here.

>>800332
So is victoria, so it makes sense they would find eachother

I’m starting to wonder if this thread has been linked or mentioned somewhere.

>>800360
Well if you google victoria at all, there’s tons of links to her pages which probably get here eventually.

>>800296
>Mangment
My sides

>>800362
Where is this from anon? Tumblr? I didn’t think there was still tumblrs about her last I heard she intimidated anyone who made one into taking it down

Ick reshared this tattoo she did awhile back. I’ve always been curious to who got this and what it looks like now

I like how all the mentally challenged losers on here can't help themselves but get butthurt for being called out for being obsessive losers. I was actually wondering if there were any educated, sophisticated people on here who might've actually read something for more than 30 minutes in their lives (like the introduction to any post secondary reading materials) but alas, you have failed. Your lack of reading comprehension shows you haven't graduated high school. You have outed yourselves for being the low brow retards you claim to hate. You are literally the embodiment of everything you claim to be against. Smug, snarky, condescending, self important, pseudo intellectual, insufferable, and love the smell of your own farts. The fedora wearing beta neckbeard energy on here is palpable.

You've all been 60-100 hours of free time over last 5 years posting and reading about a girl you've never met who has nothing to do with your life, while at the same time attempting to call me an obsessed stalker for spending 1 hour writing a 30 minute read. You can't seem to figure out that mentioning me by name and writing blatant lies about me would make we want to set the story straight. Not with lies and shit posting like all the vile, braindead insufferable vomits on here, but rather meeting lies with the harsh truth. If I'm going to write the harsh truth about Victoria, how could I do that amongst all the human garbage on here without calling out what I'm seeing for what it is? Hilarious.

The lack of self awareness is unfathomable. How can you losers read and post about a girl you've never met or have had very limited interactions with for 5 years? I've actually been to her house and even I couldn't get through the mindless drivel you idiots get off on.

The reason for this is simple - you're all projecting, and are just as bad as Victoria if not way worse. How is it possible that I explain the over-diagnosis of narcissistic personality disorder, and you meet that with complaining about an armchair diagnosis even though I presented a ton of facts and information with specific behaviours, only for you to immediately armchair diagnose me with narcissism and autism? Kayla is projecting her insecurity of being poor by insulting about money. The sad pathetic people on here project their insecurities by calling me sad. The betas on here project their insecurities by calling me beta.

Meanwhile, could I really be insecure showing my own face and name on here plain as day? Even doing that you retards still thought I was Victoria 🙉

Kayla is on here plain as day, she usually ends sentences with very childish name-calling like "you goof" or "you creep" so you can easily spot her. She couldn't be more transparent and two faced as she compliments Victoria all the time and badmouths her on here.

How's this, all you insecure vulnerable narcissists, who are projecting so hard you could show off PowerPoint presentations, can prove you aren't be showing your fat ugly faces on here.

The people who talk like you always end up looking like a walrus fucked a manatee, only with more facial hair. Either that or a slug body with a fish's face. Happens every single time, no exceptions. I showed my identity because I couldn't give a shit what the retards on here think.

How about you all do the same? You're all the same as Victoria, you're just projecting your insecurities because Victoria brings that out of you, how else do you explain 5 years and God only knows how many wasted hours spent on these dumb posts? It takes hours just to get through one of them and there's 15.

>>800376

nobody is interested in your idiotic rambling, dumbass. Good luck getting over yourself.

>>800377
Please never take your meds, pic related. tl;dr though. Tell us more about Vic's lack of hygiene

While I have little to say about Victoria, did you think I would just let a bunch of scummy losers on the internet try to expose my workplace like cowards while blocking me, hoping I wouldn't fight back?

Vulnerable narcissists usually are the biggest cowards. Always projecting.


I guess the difference is, I'm the only one who actually had the balls not only to show his face and name, but also call myself out on my own bullshit. This is not a trait capable by the childish vulnerable narcissists, which seemingly populate most of this entire thread.

How does it feel to be the very embodiment of everything you claim to hate?

Wow this guy is still here? I actually feel kind of bad for Vick if she has to deal with people like this. I skimmed through some of his "reading material" and this guy is clearly unhinged.

>>800380
You are brilliant please show your writings to a psychologist they would surely guide you into publication of your work. Maybe even an honorary degree

>>800380

You doxxed yourself by accident, but please go on about your balls. You sound like a basement dwelling loser with a porn addiction. Enjoy your moms grilled cheese dinner tonight, remember to ask her to cut the crusts off for you.

>>800383
Great advice. You should definitely talk to your intellectual equals (psychotherapists) who I'm sure would appreciate your huge 149 IQ brain kek

Don’t you have to supervise the new floor getting put in at your parents’ house?

Imagine thinking you’re an intellectual when you dox yourself AND forget to make your profile private lmao it’s over dude

>>800376
You went to college dude, not even university so slow your roll.

I also read the entire sperge you posted and talk about projecting. You‘ve spent more time here than most of us do in months and then have the gall to say we are the ones wasting our time?

I know her. I’ve dealt with her. We post on here to warn others about her and enjoy a few laughs because she is an awful human being.

>>800376
>The fedora wearing beta neckbeard energy on here is palpable.
kek

>>800380
Holy shit he's back! Based milk gods.
Schitzo-chan is my new favorite cow.
>I'm the only one who actually had the balls not only to show his face and name
Uh, anon posted your full name and ugly mug, how are you going to claim ~muh iq~ with such horrible short term memory?
Don't you have fb posts to write and be the only sad "like" on?

>>800377
Yep we're alllll dumb and ugly and oh we're vulnerable narcissists too? All of us? Geez doc, thought you just said it was highly over diagnosed. Silly me though, you obv def know what you're talking ab working in a gym and living in a basement and all.

I love that he emphasized the idea of "getting his floors done" so many times bc truly he wishes he were. He wishes he was known as The Contrarian: hip but a little dangerous writer and internationally known intellectual and that he lived in his own home and could afford the luxury of remodeling on a whim. Instead, he is him, a smooth brained neck beard vendetta chan dork raging over ol rot tooth vic. Life's unfair, huh bud?

I went back to the part where he goes to ick's house, and complains about:
>it was SOOOOO hot I had no choice but to go into Vick's room
>No food in fridge and starving, blood sugar dropping to dangerously low levels!
>Can't get any sleep at all for hours!!!

I was thinking why a galaxy brain like this guy wouldn't just leave, he said he drove there. But I guess guys like him are just that desperate to get laid lol

>>800391
I was thinking the same thing. He didn't only not leave though, he stared at the ceiling for hours waiting until three pm for her to wake up. Idgi.

>>800377
dude you’re the one who’s circumventing a ban to keep posting novels here, thank you for gracing this thread again with your mind-boggling autism

I'm going to enjoy this manic episode while I can lol welcome back

>>800392
Yeah I was thinking that too kek literally any normal human in this situation would've noped out way earlier. Dude really went all the way home to print out some google maps directions? He had his car with him? Any discomfort or misfortune is 100% on him. Hilarious shit

Lol fucking retards, my name was already posted on here by Victoria which is what I was answering, the fact I made mention of it is what have it away, much to the chagrin of the mentally challenged people who repeatedly insisted I must be Victoria.

Cameron's facebook and instagram are fucking hilarious. Pic related is from his about page on fb. He's obsessed with that quote about the lottery numbers, he has it TWICE in his facebook bio and it's in his insta bio too.

So thankful for this milk to liven up my Saturday.

I'm fully aware people are on here all day. Literally after one minute people reply, you all have nothing better to do?

If you've gone through even one of these threads you've spent more time on here than anything I could stomach. Only human walruses waste their time photoshopping other girls to try to make them look fatter and uglier, I see you.

The insufferable rage from all the losers on here just screams "no one wants to fuck me and my life is shit, so spending 5 years of my life reading and posting about a girl I have nothing to do with is how I get my jollies"

You're all obsessed and projecting your obsession about someone you have nothing to do with onto me.

Additionally, if you're going to equate your dumb hoola hoop ears with war piercings and disrespect the military, any soldier would blow the cobwebs out of that giant space between your ears.

>>800380
Kek you’re so mad 99% of us didn’t read your word vomit you worked so hard on.
You came here looking for praise and an opportunity for us to lap up milk from your hands. When all you did was out yourself as a pathetic loser who is just as caddy as us, but even more so as you enrich yourself in the drama of vick (and a bitch named Kayla) and then spill your purse here.

>ThE LaCk oF SelF AwArEneSs iS UnFaThuMAbLe

>>800403
I guarantee you've made more posts in this thread than any other single poster. But yeah, we are all dumb losers who no one wants to fuck and sit here all day photoshopping Vick fatter to feel better about ourselves. Now excuse me while i go bang my hot boyfriend in our bedroom that isn't in his parents' basement.

>>800403
>“you’re all fat and I wouldn’t have sex with you”

last refuge of the incel

>>800403
The fact is there’s about 20+ people here and one of you. So who’s really posting the most? Is it a competition? Fact of the matter is youre still here. Still talking about Victoria years later. You’re one of us.
And here you are, throwing insults.
Living in your moms basement, clinging to your history with Kayla and Victoria like a scared lonely little boy.
You don’t know us, but now we know you.

>>800376
>>800391
>WEEEHHHHH MY PROTEIN WEEEHHHH

Honestly this might be one of my fave cow moments this year.

>>800403
Dude I've been on this site years and I guarantee you if you counted all my posts it wouldn't be even half of what you've written here in a matter of DAYS. Who the fuck has that kind of time? It's not us that have nothing better to do my man

>>800376
Cameron, man. Have a protein bar. Your blood sugar is getting low and you’re getting cranky.

>>800403
god its like you saw right to my core cameroon!! tell us more

I hope this guy never leaves, the seething is so satisfying. Keep telling all of the anonymous people how ugly they are because the only other thought keeping you warm is when your next protein shake will be ready

I mean, 1% of the people on here actually have legitimate grievances, the rest of you spent 5 years obsessing over whether Victoria made her thighs smaller to this week.

I can't imagine how sad the lives are of the human garbage on here

But, damaged girls will be damaged girls, beta neckbeards will be beta neckbeards ‍♂️(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

>>800417
Your "how do you do fellow humans" use of emojis aside, you need to buy a bottle of this and use it every few days. No need to thank us. I really don't think you're capable.

This is the funniest Vic’s thread has been since she originally sperged out.

>>800403
If I were Vick I would've cut the breakfast date short too.

By the way, what the fuck were you doing looking through her fridge and scouring her bathroom for evidence of a toothbrush? Creep.

Also love how you assumed you'd be cooked for. Adulthood means feeding yourself without the help of a mommy figure. Do you even know how to use a big boy spoon?

Your entire neckbeard manifesto was a cringe festival. None of us give a shit about your "beta" male bullshit (by the way, that theory has been debunked and now only incels use it). Just the fact that you think random people would want your insane, long winded diatribe is a sign of some seriously embarrassing male entitlement. Good luck in your search for female companionship

>>800417
Thanks for your completely batshit posts Cameron, I was cracking up just skimming through it. What drugs are you on btw? I have an essay to write

>>800403
La la something something spergfest. That’s my only takeaway from this. But please continue to talk in circles saying the exact same thing over and over again. Also someone we make fun of for being thirsty as fuck and having low expectations of what she puts in her vagina and you STILL couldn’t get any? Also you look like you should be in a nickleback tribute band.

>>800400
>Instagram: TallDarkNWavy
KEK

Of course this dude also has a negative karma reddit account with more pseudointellectual ramblings.

>>800425
Holy! This guys Instagram is a mess. This is exactly the type of guy Vicky would bring home.
He has a video of himself rubbing lotion onto his acne-ridden back.

>>800184
It is "brass tacks" like a tack/nail in furniture and construction, not "tax" as in $ taxes. I wouldn't normally say anything but you didn't sage, are making a dig at someone else about their education, AND making a pretty basic error at same time.
This is lolcow so it is an understandable ESL error but otherwise is a "people who don't read" error.


With milk so dry on other fronts, thank goodness for this sperg!

…For someone who claims to have "Never touched a drug in their life," this guy's Instagram sure is chock full of cocaine and marijuana references…

>>800425

This skinnyfat incel reeee’ing about needing protein is the funniest thing to happen to the farm in months.

Bless you, cuntrarian. You unhinged, delusional creep.

>>800436
He has to be doing some type of shit to think he's somehow above anons after typing out nonsense sperg-a-thons

>>800425
Oh my god the shirt.

I don't think he has an ounce of self awareness.

He's got a cute little troon pic in mobile uploads on fb mixed with multiple gender crit statuses lol

Creepy and odd highlights from his weirdo manifesto

>Complaining about the place being too hot, creating an excuse to sleep in drunk Vick's room
>Not fucking her, however doing questionable things WHILE she's drunk
>Looking under her bed, in her fridge, store room and bathroom while she slept
>Complains like a man-baby about lack of food until 3PM the next day, a normal person would have dipped out and either gone home, or brought back some takeaway for breakfast, yet he complains the entire time
>instead of ignoring her being embarrassed about snoring, goes on to refute her lie about having her addenoids out like it's a big deal
>Complains about messy apartment to the point he offers to spend a day cleaning it with her
>Gets ghosted by Vick for being a creep, can't let it go so he starts bothering her brother and orbiting girls who know/ex friends of Vick
>Starts creeping on other girl
>mentions that he could of made them both look amaaazing with his super gym skillz
>Bitches about every little thing in Vick's house/physical attributes, yet gets butthurt when she rejects his lack of tattoos or whatever
>Not only went through Vick's fridge but also Kayla's and stole a fucking candy bar in a fit of nerd rage

We all know Vicky and this Kayla bitch are unstable loonies as much as the next cow, but honestly if I woke up with some weird incel bitching about protein and trying to go through my shit and clean my apartment while im hungover as shit, I'd ghost him too. The way he goes on about training them to look better and controlling what they eat is fucking weird. His whole story is red flags for who to avoid on dates.

>>800377
Yet Here you are fighting with anons on a fucking gossip site making a total ass of yourself at 34. If you actually read, there ARE people on here who know Victoria personally including former friends and clients of hers. You bitched about Victoria judging your lack of tattoos yet here you are throwing self righteous tantrums about tattooed people cause you can’t get laid by one. Also the fact that you not only stayed at a drunk bitch’s house and rifled through her shit despite having low blood sugar makes you look like a predator. Fuck off already you autistic muppet

>>800445
Just to add to this. Another anon here. I have met her. This doofus doesn’t want to go too deep into how bad she smells, how stupid she is or how disgusting she really is Because he doesn’t want to admit he went home with a completely loser mess.

Another gem from this #intellectualbeast. Seems he actually had some friends three years ago, people were interacting with him.

>>800448
Give stock tips? He looks like the guy you see at the local bar from 11am - 11 pm Monday through Sunday. Fuck off

>>800445
I feel like he was a creep to every girl in this story, probably also to Kayla's sister whom he gave a lift home in his recollection.
He must be a real creep if even Vick ghosted him. She fucked old champagne bottle bloke before him.

>>800403
>The insufferable rage from all the losers on here just screams "no one wants to fuck me and my life is shit, so spending 5 years of my life reading and posting about a girl I have nothing to do with is how I get my jollies"

You just described yourself. Notice how none of the women in the story wanted to fuck you?
It also seems like you were pretty friendly towards them until they ghosted your creepy oily ass.
Go do some creatine shits and wash your greasy hair lol

Why did he go home to print off directions to get home, I'm confused. Doesn't Google maps work on a phone? Why did he need to print that shit off.

>>800304
No way. That guy is off living best life posing with a new Facebook girl and his trusty friend, Champagne-chan. New city, new girl, same champagne!

>>800298
NPC that plays an old dude hitting on some teen girl in 90s teen comedy?

>>800454
Right?! He says his phone wasn't charged so he went home and printed off directions like a fucking boomer instead of just grabbing his phone charger while he was home.


Maybe it's a part of his shtick. "Only intellectuals can read hard copy directions. The betas have their directions read to them by that bitch Siri".

>>800457
I'm sad to say it but champagne guy has probably fucked more women than the protein incel has. I mean, highly likely they were all escorts, but I get the vibe he has a better social life than onision with glasses over here.

All this Cameron chat and Vicky is just sitting at home wondering how to make her new face tattoo compatible with 1000000 filters.

>>800436
>>800446
>>800449
>>800462
Can you sage Kayla?

>>800463
One of these is me, so it’s not Kayla. Saged for your pleasure.

>>800452

Kek, right? It doesn't take a particularly attractive woman to have her nightly pick of 3000 losers on Tinder. But most of us would rather not. Case in point: Cameron.

Guys like this are so hilarious to me. Hundreds of hours at the gym and hours researching pick up methods. Why not try being a tolerable human being instead?

Does anyone know what Vick got tattooed on her face? I'm guessing a heart so she can larp as an irl Harley Quinn. Either that or dated scrolled font like Jeffree star. Probably misspelt as well.

>>800444
I actually am relieved that Vicky didn’t bed this creep. As gross as she is, no woman deserves to have one of these deranged fucks in their life. Props for ghosting this wannabe gym rat faggot

>>800465
His hours supposedly spent at the gym aren't very noticeable. For someone that complains about women's diet, he doesn't look that healthy or attractive himself. The part where he stole the candy bar from the fridge to 'teach her a lesson' had me fucking rolling. Had he not sperged out about their diet or messy places on the first date, he may of been able to actually land a root. From his photos he looks like the type of guy that boasts about being an alpha chad dom in the bedroom, but has sweaty clammy hands that shakes when he tries to 'hug'

For someone that claims to be a trainer too, his instagram is hilarious
Dude straight up films and photographs people without their knowledge and makes fun of them, but he’s such a nice guy and he wouldn’t dare comment on vickies appearance or scent, as he’s not as low as us

>>800469
Hoverhand premature ejaculator extraordinaire, I promise

>>800467
Imagine how much more obsessive and weird he would have gotten if she did fuck him. If simply ghosting him results in long winded rants like this online, I'm sure fucking him and ghosting him would have resulted with him wearing her skin or her ending up under his basement floorboards.

>>800473
Exactly. These unhinged edgelords are dangerous as fuck. I’d say these spergouts are close to sounding like a manifesto, but that would be giving this idiot too much credit; it all looks like it was written by a special ed flunkie.
You know that you’re an insufferable chode if even dead-toothed Vicky won’t ride your smegma crusted baby dick.

>>800474
She wouldn't even fuck him while drunk. That's saying something since the girl reposts conversations with random thirsty Indian men and gushes about it. She also thinks old scaley dudes that catcall her in a pool hall are sweet. He must have really given off a bad impression if even drunk Vick didn't fuck him.

Cameron reminds me of Greg in a way. Capable of getting a girl, however ends up ruining it because he can't keep his mouth shut. Had he not bitched about food, her snoring or state of her apartment, he probably would have been able to fuck her. Same goes for the Kayla girl. You can see in his screenshot to Vick, she found him funny. However he goes on to screech about her failure to keep the diet he assigns her to the point he steals chocolate from her fridge.
He strikes me as the type of guy that is cluelessly rude on a date. Like for some reason I imagine him sitting across from a girl and asking her if her false eyelashes are real or shitting on random women whilst he's on the date, hoping it makes him look good. Doing small annoying things that you'd cringe at and never call him again.

>>800477
Wow Anon, you hit me right in the early 20’s dating life. How many of these fucking morons are actually out there? Gross

One thing that’s really cracking me up is he seems to have written all this drivel in response to the one line that Vic said about him, a whole 5 months ago: >>769627

Nobody even replied to that particular line. Did anyone even know this guy before? Dude is trying to “set the record straight” when nobody knows or cares who he is.

>>800480
No-one she mentioned in that post has sperged here except Bunny and this guy.
Imagine thinking you are that important because you are mentioned once. I wonder if he has crazy grudges against every woman who ever turned him down. Imagine going on a date with this clown and suggesting to go get icecream or someshit and he suddenly goes on a massive rant about how many calories are in icecream. Then he'd probably seeth when he doesn't get a call back. It sounds like they went on this one encounter and that was enough for Vick to nope the fuck out. Imagine getting that pressed about ONE interaction from SIX years ago. Jesus Christ.

All this time simmering about women who blew him off could have been used treating that beastly bacne.
Gotta learn to manage your time, Cameron.

>>800483
I have to keep reminding myself that this guy’s autistic essay is entirely about one night from six years ago where he didn’t even have sex.

Who the fuck remembers some person they went out with one time where nothing happened? In this much detail? Really dude, the contents of her fridge? This one uneventful night must have been really eventful for him.

>>800085
>Even though you are lacking any long term thinking to do this to yourself, you still have to have some sense of humour about yourself and find it funny, kind of like all the whores who got tramp stamps when it was a fad. The same goes for people who get neck and face tattoos; do you have any idea what an asshole you look like wearing a suit and tie? I have never met a forward-thinking person with any impulse control who has done this to themselves, but if you disagree it’s fine to be wrong, just know you’re wrong with a desperate childish need to be seen as edgy, and it’s pathetic

Says the greasy bloke who turns up to the gym unironically in a joker t Shirt. He basically insults people's appearances and tells them to have humour about it but when anyone here points out his weird incel behaviour he gets so triggered

>>800486
Lol not just the contents of her fridge but what under her bed looked like. I repeat-UNDER HER BED. Im so confused as to why this faggot complained he couldn't sleep but waited until 3pm for her to wake up. Was he expecting her to wake up, suck his dick and cook him eggs or something? I don't understand his reason for doing this. He must of paid attention to all of Vick's bullshit posts about being an amazing chef and sucking gamer dick. Also he remembered the contents of her utility closet like a freak. 'SHe DiDnT hAvE a MoP aNd BuCkeT'
Other creepy things he remembered include the exact temperature of Vick's apartment and the state of her bathroom. He probably went looking for her toothbrush to smell it. Wouldn't be surprised if he nabbed himself a pair of her panties from the bathtub that she kept her clothes in.

It's so weird some of the shit he remembered. He was so descriptive about certain things but it was all shit that no-one cares about. He didn't mention her tacky faux marble decorated place or detailed any cringey stories Vick may have told him (except the snoring thing) He didn't talk about her fake accent… like literally the whole story was about him being creepy and hungry.

Just had a laugh reading his comments on Reddit.
Almost ALL of his responses are angry. It's all hurling insults and calling others incels, losers and idiots while he tries to come off as intelligent.
Seriously, I can't find a single reply where he's not angry.
Really explains why he got all obsessed and researched Vick's lie about the snoring.
What a freak lol

>>800491
It’s so obvious that he takes his life advice from reddit. ‘Hit the gym and maybe you’ll feel better’ is like the go-to advice for losers there. He just hasn’t figured out step 2 yet. Congrats, you’re a creep with muscles. Just what we all need.

>>800493
He's not even impressive though.
Like he looks like an average middle aged greasy dude. Guy is acting like he's Dwayne the rock Johnson or something. He's no chad no matter how much he tries.

>>800436
For someone who claims to be "an intellectual," kek, he writes like an unhinged high school student. And he tries throwing in "humor", to sound … Natural? Or entertaining? Just comes off like an awkward wannabe America Psycho. This could have been an interesting story, maybe, if he hadn't rambled like a crackhead.

Dunning-Krueger is strong with this one. And I'm actually feeling secondhand embarrassment. JFC

>>800086
>I even ask her if she moisturizes, and she says no, which shouldn’t surprise since she apparently doesn’t know what coconut oil looks like, it’s not grease and it’s great for your hair and skin. I explained her lack of moisturizing and smoking will break down the collagen and elastin in her skin causing it to age faster and sag. It wasn’t that she didn’t care, she thought less of me for this comment. As I’m leaving her bedroom she mutters in a disappointed tone “You don’t even smoke, you have no tattoos….” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. Busting my balls for not being a smoker and not having tattoos? Are you 13? The sheer hypocrisy and childish arrested development was astounding. More on this later.

This paragraph KILLED me. I can't stop laughing. 'Coconut oil is great for the skin and hair'

I love in the story how he thinks Victoria is pissed off because they didn't have sex but it's obvious it's because he acted like an autist. He literally says in the story she put her hand on his chest when they woke up and he goes on to tell her he hasn't slept because she snored and then bitches about collagen breaking down from smoking and not moisturizing. Like can you imagine anything less sexier?

>>800503
>Coconut oil is great for the skin and hair
Look how great that's working out for him lmao >>800428

>>800504
Ahahahah exactly, he’s the kind of guy who will regurgitate stuff he reads on reddit and thinks negging girls and explaining stuff like a 5th grade retard will make them want to impress him when at the end of the day, it’s plain rude to say “Hey you know, smoking is bad for your skin and might make you age faster” to a friend or a date. You could say that MAYBE to a family member.

I truly feel like Vicky deserve a well earned apology on this one. I’m sorry Vicky, you’re a giant twat yourself but you truly met your match in this unhinged creepo. You were right when you said you had stalkers, but it’s not girls trying to copy you.

No wonder she wanna avoid mentioning his name. I’d feel so embarrassed too if I woke up late and found this autist roaming around my house hungry as fuck.

>>800448
>>800425
>>800428
>of course he has a joker shirt
>#intellectual beast, #ialsoread
> It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose again

It’s too much, imma need cpr after this

>>800509
>I’d feel so embarrassed too if I woke up late and found this autist roaming around my house hungry as fuck.

It's so funny because he waits until 3pm in the story for her to wake up and lectures her about cleaning up/smoking/moisturising but at the end, he ends up going home at 6PM after a 2 hour feed at the pub. 6 fucking pm. Then he gets pissy because she doesnt want him back at her place and can't read her signs.

>She didn’t even want me back in her house, and made up a story about needing to go to her brother’s place to see if she left a bunch of stuff at his place. I wasn’t going to argue as I could barely form sentences at that point, it was 6 pm and still no sleep, so I left.

He FINALLY leaves at 6PM. He gets sooo pissy at her excuses to the point he fucking questions her snoring story AND the 'I gotta pick stuff up from my brother's house' story the very next fucking day.
Doesn't he understand she was lying to be nice? Like he literally hung around until 6pm the next day waiting to be fed and entertained by a hungover Vick. Im suprised she didnt have the balls to just tell him to fuck off, he sounds annoying.

>>800377

Lmao sorry about your small peen rage but next time you get the floors done why don't you get out of the basement for a few hours and tell it to a therapist. You give off school shooter vibes so I hope you get some help and that you never come in contact with a woman again.

>>800086

This part makes no sense

>I agreed, but then phones died, there was no charger in my car, so no GPS. I then drove her back to my place where I printed off directions, and got lost with the terrible road sign placement in Elora trying to get to her place. Being 6:30 in the morning by the time we were near her place, I was freaking out trying to remember what the map looked like on my computer. Eventually by some miracle of my own directional genius I found it, at 7am

He says he printed off the directions in one sentence but then says he was panicking about trying to mentally memorize it from his computer. There so many random lies in this story.

Ladies, there are tears in my eyes this morning from laughing so fucking hard at this cracked out incel and some of your comments. This is the best an Vicky thread has been in a long long time.

Pic related. Whoever said this stalker seems dangerous is right. He has multiple photos and videos of other gym goers on his IG highlights that were obviously taken without permission where he is making tasteless sexual jokes and speaking casually about physical and sexual violence. School shooter vibes is right.

>>800516

>I printed off directions
>I was freaking out trying to remember what the map looked like on my computer
>my own directional genius

lol, is this a real person? are we sure "cameron" is not someone's incel parody online character or something? did canada's "objectively superior western culture" really produce this ignorant, entitled assclown without an ounce of self or otherwise awareness? how can two people fail in this specific way as parents?

cameron, you're a flabby idiot and i wouldn't have sex with you.

>>800516
Well he did say that vulnerable narcissists lie because they can't face reality.

>>800480
Correction: three lines. >>769646
>predator with issues
>greasy ass
She wasn’t wrong.

Another thing I find funny is how many people he ends up talking about Victoria to. Correct me if I miss anybody, but after his interaction with her he speaks to:

-Her brother
-His friend Tristam he goes to the bar with
-Apparently the whole bar as well who enjoyed his 'riveting' bitching
-Kayla
-Two friends that go to his gym, Megan and Quinton
-Another unnamed 'friend' (who is probably made up) who is apparently a cardiologist.

I don't doubt some of these interactions were made up like the 'friends' apparently sending Victoria messages while he was drunk from his phone and the cardiologist friend.
He makes up scenarios to drive his points, none of which make any fucking sense.

>>800527
I would be upset if I blew my chance with a glamorous ninja tattoo artist supermodel. She really is a heart breaker, the one who got away….

>>800527
He also mentions some chick named Sam who knew Victoria through her boyfriend or some shit.

>>800536
I think its the same person who had the Edward Scissorhands tattoo, she was posted a few threads ago and had an OF, the autist mentions her OF here.

He really gives off early onision vibes. Lots of slut shaming, preachy about health and diet stuff, claiming he knows what's best, delusions of grandeur. He so obviously thinks he's attractive.
The way he explains shit is really Greg-ish too. Like instead of straight out saying he was bitching about Vick, he rationalizes it by saying she was randomly brought up or makes up a bullshit excuse to talk about her. He is like the embodiment of one of Greg's characters in his shitty novel. He even makes fun of vegetarians like the incel character in the book.

He also does that childish thing that Greg does when a girl does something he doesn't like or when he feels rejected, he lashes out at her.
All the faux gym shit is reminiscent of Greg and the way he mentions he lifts shit constantly is similar to how Greg flexes that he was in the army.
Peas in a pod.

>>800514
If Vick hadn't made up the lie about needing to pick up shit from her brother's house the next day and Cameron only just decided to leave at 6pm, I wonder how long he would have spent at her place.

Some dudes would maybe stay for breakfast together the next day if they really liked the girl but I'm pretty sure most would leave before midday so they could get home and shower/shit/sleep, especially after drinking. Hell, most people want to leave first thing in the morning after just sleeping at their friend's house, let alone a date.

If he really thought he was going to hang around like a bad smell the entire next day with Vick, the least he could have done is brought a toothbrush and some stuff along in the car when he went back to his to get the directions.

Vick is a fucking idiot with low standards, but I can't imagine anything worse waking up next to this guy. It would be 500 times worse if she woke up hungover. Bitches about not getting sleep and says you snore and don't moisturize, lectures the dangers of smoking, then opens your fucking closet looking for cleaning supplies because you should 'spend the day cleaning together'
Then he gets shitty and demands a lint roller for his clothes TWICE until she gives him one.

He also sounds really dangerous when he reeees about his blood sugar being low. He seems to think this is an okay to excuse to lose his temper and patience. Vick offers him donuts which aren't exactly a proper meal, but it sounds like he wouldn't shut the fuck up about being hungry. He declines and continues to complain anyway.

>>800094
>I did joke that I would punch her in the face if I saw her, for being such a trash human being after everything I did for her

>At this point she tried to claim I was a dangerous stalker predator

Lol I wonder why.
Also, these posts screeching about BPD and being overly interested in details of girl's rape are very Greg-ish. He's Greg if Greg visited bodybuildingforum or /fit on 4chan.
They have the same school shooter small dick energy. Greg is like the bandcamp emo version of him but they have the same creepy vibe.

It was kind of nice for Vick to tell Kayla that he was a creeper.
Too bad the dumb bitch sent the screenshot to him. He pulled an onionboy and now has a massive paragraph on her life story haha

>>800085
why did he take a photo of her back?

Congrats to the dude who made himself more discussable than who the thread was originally for.

>>800588
>I was dying of exhaustion and starvation

How long did this guy not sleep and eat for prior to going to Vic's?
Did he not have any money to stop at any food establishment or grocery store to get something to eat?
He's getting so butthurt and trying to show ANONS up. So unbothered.

>>800588
“Wasn’t about to leave a town when my printed directions failed to get me there”…..
You did end up going home eventually, yes?
And Kayla was so smelly, crazy and gross yet she’s still up on your profile “going out with Friendster couldn’t have been too bad.

If people here are so beneath you and stupid why do you keep coming back? You’ve been here for at least 10-20 hours at this point. Nobody cares that you touched Vicky’s tits, I promise you.

Why would you go home with someone that smokes if you’re so against it? Where that strong man energy?

You, Cameron Anthony, want to attack people for their weight? How about get a job and move out of your moms place. You’re almost 40.

>>800194
He looks like the main guy from office space three days after he died

>>800588
Wow Cameron…. this is really fucking creepy. You wanna be a sexual predator keep the babies out of it ya?

>>800595
At least 10 hours if you believe his recollection, but he was lifting heavy you know and was in danger of dropping in a diabetic coma. Although that wasn't enough to drop his standards and accept some presumably shitty donuts. Self imposed sorrow I would say.

Aww, his post was deleted. I wanted to tell him there are no alpha and beta wolves in nature. The study it orginated from was done on captivated wolves in a sanctuary. Usually packs are family units and not a bunch of unrelated animals of various age.

Just a matter of time before this welfare case found this and posted about it. Can’t wait for victoria and her new face tattoo to chime in

>>800600
literally the dude who popularized the alpha theory in the English-speaking world has “it’s wrong, don’t believe it, we were wrong, I can’t get the publisher to stop reprinting that book” as the front page of his website

Not Cameron. You’re getting money from the government because you “can’t work”

Icky begging for clients again.

>>800605

This thread has about 35k words (including all the names, timestamps, filenames, etc) which means his spergfest makes up at least 5% of all the words in this thread.

>>800605
Isn't she kinda shooting herself in the foot here? The guy is a creep and all but if everything he said was all lies then how did he get access to the screenshot of her and Vic's private convo in >>800090 that he claimed she sent him? He said he has more of them too, so how would she explain that?

>>800623
I thought that too.

>>800605
'Should I do a my stalker storytime on YouTube?'

This bitch wants clout. Getting it from a creepy incel or by pretending to be mates with Vick isn't exactly a good way to launch your YouTube.

>>800623
>>800605
She's monitoring this thread pretty closely.
https://twitter.com/sweetieshortie

>>800626
I was about to say what's the bet she claims he went through her phone while she was drunk or something.
While I definitely think he's the type to do that, I also think she's lying. All of them are cows.

Jesus. He wasn't lying when he called her a dollar store Trisha Paytas. Just checked out her YouTube linked on Twitter. Embarrassing.

>>800626
She's sperging tf out on Facebook. I love this thread so much.

Kayla, honey. You gotta stop going on about not being on welfare and getting extension and a manicure. It sounds trashy af and it's basic maintenance anyone can afford even—gasp–people on welfare. Only poor people brag about that, bby. It was the 15th a few days ago, so enjoy your welfare check and get them eyelash extensions, I guess?

>>800630
Because I figure the heifer is going to tfa soon, here's a few things worth a chuckle.

>>800630
Request to have a thread about Victoria's calves.
Cameron, Kayla and there's other weird orbiters like that privataboni chick who likes all of Vick's posts.
I feel like anyone Vick is around, friends or neckbeards end up being milky.

>>800631
This is cringe. Also for someone so apparently rich, she has really bad lash extensions. Watch any of her YouTube shit and she is sitting there with botched eyelashes, eyefucking herself. She forgets halfway through a sentence what she's talking about because she keeps looking at herself.

>>800632
this threads move fairly slow and doubtful they will fill up a thread on their own.

>800421

Hello Victoria, I recognize your smug condescension and proclamations of "male entitlement" anywhere.
I don't need anyone to make food for me, but could you at least have something more than a broke alcoholic's fridge so your guests aren't starving? Not everyone lives on Tim Hortons donuts and whatever it was that made you use up 100 rolls of toilet paper in a week. How can you be butthurt about someone looking in your fridge when you just offered to buy them fucking donuts? No one but a vulnerable narcissist is THAT insecure about their fridge, it's not your fucking panty drawer. I was looking in your cupboards for mouthwash you refused to just give me, because unlike you I actually take care of my teeth and don't care for morning breath. It's called basic hygiene and courtesy, something those with arrested development on here can't seem to grasp.
I'm also fully aware that beta and alpha males don't reflect beta and alpha wolves' behaviour. What we stereotype as beta and alpha humans does exist in humans, we all know people who fit that stereotype. What doesn't exist is the false binary that you can only be one or the other, humans are far more complex. Sit your pseudo intellectual ass down, you read one article and think you have the whole world figured out.
Since people here are repeatedly showing they are mentally challenged with no reading comprehension, I'll explain yet again, this time in more detail so the retards will understand, apparently the enormous detail I gave before wasn't enough.
When I was in bed with Victoria, her move is to grab your hand and put it in between her tits. With Kayla I was literally trying to escape from her disgusting stench filled place as she was desperately trying to undo my pants to suck my dick. Kayla just smells like a dumpster, it's just not happening. I didn't fuck Victoria because I was dying of exhaustion and starvation. Something the fat ugly fucks on here know nothing about, I know a human walrus when I hear one. They usually whine about "controlling women's diets and bodies". Shit head, Kayla was screaming and crying in my car about how she hated her body and how obese she was. I told her what she needed to hear, which was that she needs to remove reward mechanisms inside her house, which was all sugar candy. No, you will not lose weight eating sugar candy all day. Didn't want to hear that? Stay a human walrus, it's not my business 🤷🏻‍♂️
At Victoria's I didn't have a car charger for my phone, wasn't about to leave her place when I'm dying from exhaustion,in a town where my printed directions failed me getting there. How is this that difficult to figure out? God people on here are fucking dumb…
For those who don't understand why I would bring up smoking, you're probably used to flacid, spineless men with no principles, no boundaries, who you can just walk all over. That's not me, nor any other man of principle. Letting girls get away with whatever shitty behaviour they want is for lame beta cucks, too bad if you can't handle a strong man 🤷🏻‍♂️
I'm on here because a friend pointed out to me Victoria was STILL mentioning my name on her social media and claiming I'm a "dangerous predator". She can't stop mentioning my name. Look on my Facebook and you won't find a single mention of Victoria's name anywhere.
Did you cowards really think I would just sit like you chumps and allow people to badmouth me on the internet unanswered?
The people calling me a faggot - if you have a problem with gay people because you're a closet homosexual, prove yourself right and come find me to kick my ass. I'm totally weak and skinny fat, you're right. The 1216 pound leg press, 425 squat, and 11 reps of 120 pound dumbbells was all witchcraft. Bring your retarded friends too so they can hate you as well for getting their faces broken because of your shit talking.
Oh yeah, and I was right, the people on here are fish faced sea urchins. Good god was I right…

Good god… the sea urchin fish faces I have stalking me online….

Fish face sea urchins stalking my social media and blocking me hoping I won't notice, I see your creepy asses.

>>800642
Pretty sure it's rude to go through people's fridges. Also bring your own mouthwash you weird cunt.
Kayla and Victoria are lolcows like yourself but they are definitely correct when they called you a predator.

>> I'll explain yet again, this time in more detail so the retards will understand, apparently the enormous detail I gave before wasn't enough.
Omfg here we go again- the continuing saga of a beta cuck and a Camaro riding the open roads and dying of starvation. Dollar says it’s cause mommy didn’t have any allowance for him to buy tendies. Dude. Bro. Dawg. Victoria has fucked old men with champagne bottles and every small band in Canada. For free. And you still couldn’t seal the deal? Yep go alpha ya filthy animal ya

Kek, I am so happy this sperg is coming back.

>>800642
Give it a rest you fucking simp. You went to her place after a drunken night you were hardly a guest the fuck? A normal person would order a pizza or something when they stay the night at someone’s house after drinking. Your overuse of arrested development is getting old kinda like you fat shaming and calling people retards at 35 kek.

>>800648
Ikr? He’s funny. And educational. I’m curious though brodog alpha- why go home with her if she smells of oxiclean and cigarettes anyway? Please keep responses to under 483 repetitive paragraphs please we haven’t the time for all that. Also your numbers are pretty pathetic- my kid sister can do that on a leg press, and I’m pretty sure Victoria’s ninja ass has ya beat she once lifted a car off an old lady while punching an Isis operative and doing calculus. You gotta come more correct if you want any of that.

>>800649
You got it genius! Tons of pizza places are open at 7am. What a masterful use of logic you have! What clown college did you graduate from? Fucking idiot

>>800642
Victoria is definitely a narcissist, but all these weird examples you have given of her being a 'vulnerable narcissist'

Just because someone is annoyed you keep looking in their fridge or going through their stuff, it doesn't make them a vulnerable narcissist, it just means they are getting uncomfortable about you going through their shit. It doesn't matter if it's 'just a fridge' you really shouldn't go through their stuff like a fucking autist. Read the room.

God. I can't believe I'm even defending Vick right now but you sound 1000 times worse.

>>800650
1216 lbs is the max a typical leg press can go, shit head. You'd need a special leg press to fit more than 12 plates per side, although I'd pay good money to watch you or your walrus sister to attempt even half that at full range of motion, no half rep bullshit.

>>800642
>>The 1216 pound leg press, 425 squat, and 11 reps of 120 pound dumbbells was all witchcraft.

Go and get validation somewhere else, maybe tell your mom those numbers kek she'll be proud.

YOU NEED PROFESIONAL HELP AND LEAVE YOUR PARENT'S BASEMENT. Grow up.

I mean, this dude really thinks he's doing something and hurting people's feelings on here, my sides. I never thought I would feel kinda bad for a cow but if Vicky had to deal with this? And that kayla girl? Poor girls.

Also, please stay, this is entertaining. If you keep going you may have your own thread!

>>800651
And Timmy Hortons open that hour. Excuses excuses. You just didn’t steal any money from moms purse before ya left the house. So tell us seriously why stick arounf until 3pm or so just to bag on your totally not conquest? Also you look like a nickleback knockoff. Cut it out that isn’t and never was cool.

>>800653
We were talking about getting food and so I looked in her fridge, not her panty drawer, fucking retard -_-

I opened one door in the bathroom looking for the mouthwash I was being denied, because icky doesn't think hygiene is important (obviously)

>>800642

Thank god, this sped freak is back!
Your heroic lack of self awareness has truly brightened up my days! Please keep talking

>>800656
My phone was dead and I didn't know Elora, how fucking dense can you be? I needed to fucking SLEEP, SHIT HEAD. I didn't need to drive around an unfamiliar town while my gas is on empty, I needed to try and eventually fall ASLEEP. Do you not have a brain? I'm not roaming around a town at 2pm if I haven't even slept yet.

Use that giant space between your ears, fuck nut.

>>800657
Didn't your mom told you not to disrespect other's people property? You can't just go and open random fridges. Unless they tell you to check out that's super rude.

>>800657
You looked in her fridge, you went into her room because it was 'too hot', you looked under her bed, you went into her bathroom, you looked in the furnace room (whatever the fuck that is) you bitched about being hungry and needing a lint roller.

Just stop. It's embarrassing.
Even if you are talking about food, you don't go and open someone's fridge. Especially someone's fridge when you've only been to their place ONCE. It's rude as fuck.

>>800657
She obviously doesn’t care about hygiene but you are still bitter she didn’t fuck you.

>>800655
You're the fish face sea urchin aren't you… you seem like the type.
Or maybe I found out your IP address and confirmed…

>>800664
Omg super hacker skillz over here.

>>800642
'REEEEEE, I couldn't get what I wanted, so I, a guest in someone's home, took it upon myself to start going through someone's stuff to find what I WANTED!'

Someone was nice enough to offer you Tim Hortons and you turned it down? Alsoz at 7am, I would bet those donuts were still pretty fresh. Who the fuck has stale donuts at 7am?

>you read one article and think you have the whole world figured out
Pot? I would like to introduce you to my friend, Kettle.

Since you're still here, I have a question: why didn't you just, I don't know, charge your phone when you were printing out directions? Why didn't you leave when you couldn't sleep, go to a grocery store, buy something to eat, then drive home? I mean, you were "dying" of hunger.


Also, could you unprivate your Instagram? I want to see how ugly and fat I get called!

>>800664
Watch out, he’s a master haxxor too.

>>800663
I could've easily fucked her, I was too tired and too hungry, wasn't worth it.

But out of it I have her repeatedly mentioning my name on her social media to her thousands of friends, I wasn't about to roll over and just let it happen.

>>800664
You need a diary, dude.

>>800664
Try harder. Also, while you're on it please take your protein bar.

Can we hear more about your printed directions?
What font did you use? I'm guessing papyrus.

>>800669
Did she hurt your feelings? Go and tell your mom upstairs.

>>800669
Too tired and hungry to fuck?
Beta cuck confirmed.

Her “thousands” of friends are thirsty Pradips but still probably has a healthier social life than you.
Jesus fuck man.

>>800667
The lack of reading comprehension here is unfathomable… no wonder you retards spent the last 5 years on here trying to find out if icky's thighs are smaller this week…

Charging my phone in 5 minutes? Really? It would die on the road, fucking idiot. No GPS, no car phone charger as my old one didn't work, so stuck printing directions. How is this that difficult to figure out with all the fucking detail I gave, you're still mentally challenged looking at a 1+2 formula and can't figure it out?

>>800659
I want to help you here, buddy. Ready for it? Okay!

You ARE allowed to bring your charger places! You could have charged your phone at your place, while looking up directions, then brought the charger along with you.

No need to thank me, you're welcome!

>>800675
This dude couldn't take a charger with him and charge his phone while Vicky was snoring, kek. But mastermind printed a map he couldn't read.

>>800675
You have a PRINTER at home but you don’t have a car charger?

What kind of fucking human are you, Cameron? Jesus Christ

>>800664
Consequences will never be the same. I’ll tell ya straight out I’m in Reno Nevada. Come at me broseph. Actually you and Vicky really are sorta peas in the pod- with your 1337 haxxor skillz and her many mansions and phds you two shoulda been set. Lol using a printer. Ever heard of a fucking map? You expect us to believe you are a haxxor but can’t google? Still using a flip phone then? And i second all that- why not pack snacks if you are obviously so weak and pathetic you can’t find a grocery, 7-11, or anything open to fix the issue? Yea you go alpha male- hunting gathering skills are maxed out on your stat sheet. Yep.

Any cowards on here want to say any of this shit to my face, you know where to find me.

I'll even pay your bus fair, or gas money for the 2 people on here who might own a car.

BTW who actually believes lying Kayla when she claims the most retarded bullshit about me stealing her phone to compliment myself… or whatever bullshit she claims? That is seriously retarded bullshit… I can't even imagine how stupid you need to be to believe her lies.

The fucking text showed she lied about being raped. How in the name of fuck do you believe anything she says after that?

>>800680
Nobody cares about Kayla, you're the cow here. And go find you? No thanks, we all know what kind of fucking creep you are.

>>800680
Broken clocks are still right twice a day. You are clearly a crazed incel who would do exactly the kind of creepy shit she claimed.

God damn dude, go eat a protein bar and neg some skanks on Tinder from your mommy’s basement.

Hope you got your free meter btw. Wouldn't want you to have a blood sugar crisis at another luxurious Guelph estate.

>>800681
Kek dude. Nobody’s saying they believe her either, but bagging on you is like shooting fish in a barrel. And why pay gas money when you could drive your bad ass around and kick everyone’s asses? Granted you’ll die of starvation before you hit Kitchener cause low blood sugar, but hey, I have faith in you! Grab your samurai sword too and show us some sick moves bro.

>>800680
It's bus fare, not fair. I think the grease from your hair has seeped into your brain and brought down your super mega 150 IQ.

>>800674
I guess the difference is I'm not desperate to get laid and would rather do it while I'm at least fed and well rested – you on the other hand are still a virgin who couldn't pay a hooker to touch you much less fuck you, so of course you would be desperate right away lol

The desperation neck beard beta cuck energy is absolutely emanating off of you.

Come find me and we'll see what your coward ass is made of, ass wipe.

>>800681
Lol she had stuff in her vagina and it wasn’t your soy seed . Wow couldn’t even bag her either? Wow. So so alpha.

>>800685
No problem, where do you want to meet up and when?

Let me know, chicken shit. I'll post the results on here for everyone to enjoy.

>>800680
Somebody missed the part where aer made fun of Kayla too. As for the phone charger: I actually own a good phone, so it would charge a little bit in 5 minutes and not die within a half hour. I also would, y'know, grab my charger on the way out.

Make your Instagram public again! Stop being a little bitch about this.

>>800689
dude, Kayla's vagina reeked worse than a Taco Bell bathroom on 2 dollar Taco night.

Her all sugar candy diet has thrown off her PH… either that or she has an STD.

>>800688
You mad bro? You’re like a banty rooster- only tough until an actual rooster shows up. I’m betting the next time you go on a date if mommy packs you a nutritious lunch and tucks you in first you’ll totally have sex with the next girl. Yep. Totally.

>>800688
>>you on the other hand are still a virgin who couldn't pay a hooker to touch you much less fuck you, so of course you would be desperate right away lol

At least we can pay our own houses and not be losers living in our parents basements. But hey, if you prefer to spend your money on hookers, that's fine, just don't stalk them.

>>800691
This was 6 years ago, fuck face. Didn't have 5 minute charging back then. Victoria doesn't even have a place to plug in a charger at her house except her laptop which I wasn't planning on fiddling with and turning on. That would be an invasion of privacy, not the fucking opening of a fridge like the mentally challenged autistic losers on here keep insisting.

>>800693
What the fuck are you still talking for? Give me a fucking place and time and I'll be there, or shut your dumb fucking face.

>>800692
So you are an expert on fast food bathrooms? Tsk tsk not very healthy foods there unless that’s where you meet your grinder dates for a little one on one. I find the irony of you talking even more shit than us fitting. Alpha soyboy away!

>>800688
I gave you a follow on your pathetic IG just to throw you a bone. Since you’re scanning through your socials to see who’s there to laugh at you, rest assured one of them is definitely me.

Wash your fucking hair.

>>800692
Why were you close enough to her vagina to smell it? You're big mad that you ate her out and then she left you hanging.

>>800697
That's where I fucked your mom before she gave you a kiss, didn't you know?

>>800692
So you know the scent of someone you never did anything with? So you’re a trainer, a cardiologist assistant and now a gynaecologist? You must get all the hoessss

>>800699
I didn't eat anything out, my face literally repelled away, she got mad, I left, she started texting me with 10 different phone numbers, which is precisely why I asked her about having 10 phone numbers still.

How is your reading comprehension this bad?

>>800695
Yeah, let's not talk about invasion of privacy. Not the fridge or the bathroom or the storage room, or the way he had to sleep in victoria's room, or all that. Yeah, no way he could find a place to charge his phone.

>>800701
Kayla desperately wanted to fuck and I was like nope… don't stick your dick in crazy.

Although I don't have to tell you that. You aren't sticking your dick in anything but a flesh light.

>>800702
So you WERE going to go down on her?

>>800704
Let's not stick my crazy dick in crazy.

>>800704
He can’t comprehend that he’s being roasted this hard by a bunch of women. Still has to resort to neckbeard COD insults.
Fucking kek

Since most of you are virgins, I can sense that energy here, I'll give you this tip for free.

If a girl gets naked and gets on her bed, and you move your head over her body and catch a whiff of what smells like sewage, there's an even chance she has an STD she's lying about not having.

There's also a chance she has an atrocious diet, which is what Kayla does indeed have.

If you smell her vag from more than 2 feet from it, RUN! Don't let her suck your dick, Don't even bother looking for a condom, it probably won't protect you from the bacteria you're about to come into contact with. Just run.

Who am I kidding… no one here is getting laid, I'm wasting my time.

>>800690
Does your mother approve of you sneaking out of the house at this hour running the streets fighting like a teenaged hooligan?

>>800702
Literally repelled away? Like rappelled? As in jumped off your head with ropes attached? God damned you’re truly a man of action! I bet ya you’re a real hit when hookers refund your toonies cause even they have standards. Anyone wanna send him the navy seal copypasta so he can throw that at us too? 5 or 6 years ago. And yet still bitter over his inability to have sex with substandard women. Amazing. Don’t worry kid- they’ll never be as good as mommy’s kisses.

>>800708
Wisdom girls! Listen up! The dude sleeping in his parent's home is giving you advice!

>>800707
Are you the fish face? Another fish face liked one of my instagram pics and I didn't catch it in time to screenshot.

The women on here… good god I can't imagine how miserable your lives must be, being that heinous. None of the virgin neck beards on here want to fuck you, some of you defend sex workers which is the only way you can get laid, some of you are gender studies majors and so you're dumber than when you went into gender studies with even less critical thinking skills… I just can't imagine what that life must be like.

>>800708
does he really think a bunch of men are on here talking about vicky’s fuckin thighs lmao

>>800708
Dude the only thing you’re smelling on the women that allow you near them is DESPERATION.

Fuck outta here

>>800704
>>800708
>Don't stick your dick in crazy
>Who am I kidding…no one here is getting laid

What is this? 2014? You keep calling us virgins, but no dude who's consistently getting laid needs to talk about how many times he's rejected people. It comes off like deluded projection. Yes! You're wasting your time! Everyone already told you that. Please clean the cum out of your brain and go back to working out for no one who cares.

>>800712
Kek at anyone on this farm in a gender studies class. This dude truly doesn’t know his audience.

>>800708
>>no one here is getting laid.

Yea including you. Still upset over something from 6 YEARS ago. Wow she’s the one that got away and now you’re sad. It’s ok someday you’ll find a nice boy to settle down with.

It's hilarious the bitter cunts on here think anyone cares what they think - you're all WAAAYYYYY worse than Victoria. Not even close. The most bitter, hate filled damaged girls who spent years of their life hating a girl they've never met and don't even live in the same country as.

>>800712
Hey at least it’s a degree and can get more jobs than a useless business diploma. Also since you like hygiene so much what’s with the bacne? You should probably invest in a dermatologist

>>800717
I'm upset over the current shit talking Victoria has been doing literally within the last few months, mentioning me on her profile, shit head.

I set the record straight so she could finally read it and know the truth, then perhaps she could fuck off and stop making up lies about me.

How fucking dumb are you that you can't figure this out? No wonder no man can get hard around any of you, you're all dumb and annoying as fuck.

>>800718
Tell us more, just go upstairs and ask your mom for a protein bar first.

>>800719
I don't have bacne. Those are chicken pox scars I've had since I was 7, long before puberty.

But sure, whine about body shaming while you continue to body shame! The lack of self awareness on here and sheer hypocrisy boggles the mind.

>>800718
Tfw you're also on here, so you must be a bitter cunt too. Your hatred for women is so palpable. We get it. Women find you repulsive. They can't get past your smegma ridden dick because your personality is no better. Try crying. It's cathartic.

>>800722
Who is whining about body shaming..?

Have… have you read anything here? It’s mostly body shaming you blind bacne’d faggot

Maybe, just maybe, you and your life partner can go to the gym and pump each other! What a glorious day for you that will be! He will smell like coconut oil and have fresh breath, be able to pump whatever your chubby pale ass weighs, and have mouthwash and a toothbrush IN HIS BAG so you can wash anything you can’t swallow right out of there! Truly you are the manliest man who ever manned! You seem to have a hate on for women and none of us obviously are worthy of a good ol fashioned stalking so maybe you should open the idea that you might be trying to get on the wrong team! I mean when you watch porn you don’t look for women fucking small dicks you look at huge dicks. This means by proxy you like big dicks. It’s ok- this is normal and acceptable for you to have these feelings! Let them out!

>>800719
A gender studies degree qualifies you to be a blogger, and serve coffee. That's it. lol anyone else getting a job with that degree was a diversity hire, total tokenism from men who feel bad for you and want to virtue signal to their bosses.

But sure, badmouth people who actually make the world run with our "Useless business degrees"

I have a diploma and a degree, applied plus theory, I used to live with my parents years ago and no longer do, but sure you'll all believe whatever you please.

No wonder Victoria was wishing death on all of you. You're all scum of the earth, and it makes me understand the female suicide rate all that much more from all the online bullying vile little vomits like all of you engage in on the regular.

How many girls did you all get to kill themselves with your online bullying? Got their faces on your walls like the only trophy you'll ever win in your useless lives?

“Chicken pox scars” don’t resemble cystic acne. No denial of pushing 40, living in moms basement crying about a girl he couldn’t lay 6 years ago saying mean things about him online waaaahhhh.

>>800726
Somebody’s feewings are hurt.
Go get a good pump on, it helps cope with emotions that you lack the verbal skills to express.

>>800727
My sister has cystic acne, I know what it looks like, fuck face.

>>800726
Successful suicide rates are higher in men. Try again. Once again, you're projecting.

>>800726
The roid rage is strong with this one. I’m sorry your mother didn’t hug you enough and you got rejected to much you hate women now.

>>800726
And your degree entitles you to blogpost on here, live in mommies basement, and not get laid. By easy pickings. So,so alpha. And since you mentioned it if you weren’t still all butthurt about not getting any of that sweet ninja ass, why take so long to whine errr defend yourself? And where’s the proof that she has mentioned your name anytime in the last 5 years? Come now little boy, take a protein enema and tell us your tale in under 35k words. Show us where the bad man touched you.

>>800729
So this is how you like to spend your precious time? At 3 am in a gossip forum full of "scum of the earth"? Trying to make a point? Is it working?

Typical feminists always crying about anyone who calls them out on their bullshit as "hating women", meanwhile I love women, I just hate losers who spend all their days trying to put people they don't know down anonymously on the internet. I called out the disgusting behaviour, now I'm a "woman hater"

No, I'm a bully hater. I beat the shit out of my fair share of bullies. The people on here all act exactly like them - despicable, zero class, always making up lies, always vulnerable narcissists with seriously deep insecurities, never calling themselves out on their own bullshit.

At least I was able to call myself out on my own stupid decisions, nothing anyone here is capable of. That's called being a fucking adult. If you're an adult and can't do this you have arrested development, so seek help from a counselor with a PHD who can prescribe you meds.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

>>800728
He can’t even get himself off. Cause the acne and it would wake mom up. Hell hes prolly too weak from hunger . Betcha if you wait mommy will make breakfast and you can have some choad

>>800728
But Anon! Ole Cams here can't get it up when his blood sugar is "dangerously low." He could have passed out!

Did you eat your protein bar yet, Cameron? We're concerned about you.

>>800734
Says the loser spending all his last two days talking shit….oh irony.

>>800734
Pack it up, guys. He did the meme! We've been vanquished by this Chad!

>>800734
Um…. if you bully the bullies wouldn’t that make you a bully? You should kick your own ass now. Monetize that any YouTube it. I’ll watch that shitshow. “Look everyone this crazy stalker cuck was gonna totally kick his own ass but passed out from low blood sugar!”

>>800731
Implying that this scrote’s capable of obtaining and using gas without killing himself like the moron that he is.

His physique suggests that the rage comes from not enough tendies in the freezer. I hate these wannabe gym rats. Hopefully someone reports all his creeper videos on his IG to his gym

>>800734
Pssst, as an femnazi who only has a gender studies degree, I want to help you out a bit. A psychologist is a person with a PhD and licensed to practice counseling. They cannot prescribe medication. A psychiatrist, however, can since they are a medical doctor.

>>800738
Man I never saw my imminent pwning coming. Truly this man is too much intellect for the likes of us! Woe is us! The internet’s over now we can all go back to sleep!

>>800743
You posted this already. Are you getting a little too excited?

>>800743
You did this one already. Might need that protein bar keyboard warrior! You know what’s really funny? Victoria is probably reading all this and laughing at your pathetic woe is me ass along with the rest of us! Truly this is a weird development but I’d bet it’s true.

>>800743
He’s becoming more unglued as time goes on

>>800743
Cameron, you already posted that. Are you ok? Need another protein bar? mouthwash?

>>800743
And you still didn't fix the part >>800741
mentioned.

>>800744
He's so close tho! He just needs to post it one more time while thinking about Kayla's vagina before he can cum.

>No wonder no man can get hard around any of you

Meanwhile, posting on lolcow is the only thing Cameron has looked forward to in 18 hours.

I really wish Victoria was here roasting this dude with us. Vicky! Time for another jack daniels bottle please! We're kinda on your side right now!

>>800745
I hope she is. Vicky is a vapid scammer but this whole angle is a W for her. This baby dicked freak is pathetic enough for everyone to chuckle at.

>>800678
Maybe he does have one but it belongs to his mom and she wouldn’t let him take it.

Coming this fall to fox- the harrowing tale of a closeted gay gym rat and his quest for a girl with a toothbrush and a protein bar! Tune in every week as we watch our hero scour every apartment looking for the mouthwash that he was denied. Chad Kroger of nickleback stars as Cameron- a man on the edge hiding from Taco Bell smelling vaginas in moms basement lair and driving his sports car around until he finds the shitposters who done him wrong! Every episode he prints a new map to adventure! And maybe someday that handsome chad will spot him on free weights (if you know what we mean) coming soon! (Unlike our hero who can’t get any)

>>800753
Reeeee MUH PROTEIN BARS AND PUSSY, MOOOOOOOM. I need to go back and tell this femoid to moisturize so she’ll suck my peenus

>>800754
God damn this is excellent. When do we get to the point where he’s caught wearing a skin suit of a love unrequited

Aw come on Cameron don’t puss out now! I’m sure you’re swooning and probably passed out now from this strenuous activity of typing and being all mad, but if you keep bumping the thread vickys bound to come see how wrong she was! Senpai will notice you again and give you another chance! She has mouthwash and everything!
2020 couldn’t get much weirder. Then we get this soy cuck latte sucking idiot. Mods please don’t ban him this is the hardest I’ve laughed in months.

>>800757
Saving that for second season. The cliffhanger ending of first season will be him getting his moms floors replaced because the bodies under it smell like a Taco Bell bathroom.

>>800754
My sides, anon. Don't forget the part where everyone looks like a caricature/Wojak. He has to carry his business degree on hand too, like a scroll.

Hey Cameron have you heard of Onision

>>800761
I think Cameron either passed out from low blood sugar, or mom heard him gently sobbing downstairs and turned off the internet and told him to go to bed. His stained waifu pillow in hand and a bag of vickys hairs he plucked while looking through her stuff.

My fave part was when someone was fighting about the freshness of Tim Hortons. I haven't laughed like that in a long time.

>>800754
>every episode he prints out a new map to adventure
Anon, my sides.

>>800734
>I beat the shit out of my fair share of bullies
Oh boy, oh boy, this really is the male equivalent of Victoria!

>>800743
jesus fucking christ, the small dick energy is strong with this one

Holy shit I'm calling it now this will get a lolcow award 10/10

>I'll be gone after 'my' floors are done
>Still replying in an unhinged manner 3 days later

>I wasn't desperate to fuck
>Goes home to print directions instead of just.. asking the hag in question

And Christ if anyone has misrepresented your totally water tight novel, it's not down to reading comprehension, it's just the fact no one could get through the whole thing and skipped parts in a vain hope for milk. Like honestly I tried but it reads like every other pseudo intellectual Reddit post written by a man with an unwarranted sense of self importance

Please remind me what you studied for your countless degrees, I didn't catch that part

Honestly this guy and Vicky would be an absolute match made in heaven, how do we reconcile them

>>800695
I really love how he keeps trying to justify his retardation about the printed directions. A phone from 6 years ago absolutely would have charged a decent amount in 5 minutes, and you don't need to "fiddle with" anything to charge a phone on a laptop, any laptop will charge a phone without you needing to log in. And Vic has no outlets in her entire house? Just ask where you can charge your phone like any non-moron would kek. Dude's whole story makes no sense and he just keeps coming back with more.

>>800769
He justifies everything. I'm pretty sure he's autistic.

>>800734
Mate I get it this is probably the most attention you’ve gotten in the past decade but holy shit you’re the weirdest fucken incel/fedora neckbeard fusion I’ve laid my eyes on.

Kek this guy is still here?! Amazing.

Well this is why you don't give autistic people meth

>>800739
> “Look everyone this crazy stalker cuck was gonna totally kick his own ass but passed out from low blood sugar!”

Fucking kek

This guy is a ringer for Geoffrey Jellineck from Strangers with Candy

>>800708
I’m not a virgin, but if I had a choice between virgin and the type of sloths get naked in your presence, I’m picking virgin.

Also, your phone charger can travel with you and finding a store / grocery store in Elora isn’t that hard.

>>800695
Victoria didn’t have a wall plug? You’re telling us that Victoria didn’t have a place to plug in besides her computer? And you knew this before leaving your house… so you didn’t bring a charger?

>>800718
You want to talk about reading and comprehension when people have said here that they have met Vicky. I also live in the same country, but you keep saying nobody here has to make your point.

Sorry officer, a dude is talking about me on the internet.

>>800781
I was thinking of Prince Humperdinck but now that I’ve looked him up again, I’ve realised that would be a grave insult to Chris Sarandon.

>>800783
Don't forget he also had never been to her house before, so even if by some small chance Vic's house is the only house in Elora without power outlets, how would he have known that? Literally any excuse to not admit he's a complete dumbass for not bringing a fucking phone charger and not getting himself something to eat.

If you don't where the convenience store is, why not just ask Vic? He said it was 7am when they got there, just say you're hungry and you want to get something to eat. Or, yeah, just cry about how hungry you were on the internet 6 years later.

>>800786
Tbh this guy is unhinged and delusional as fuck. She might be a cow, but I'd be scared too. Dude clearly has nothing going on in his life and is absolutely obsessed with this one night from 6 years ago.

He's so full of shit and tries to make up shit instead of admitting fault. Victoria had a fridge and a place to plug her phone in apparently so of course she'd have a power outlet. He writes so much word diarrehea that he ends up contradicting himself in the same sentence.

Aw anons let’s cut the little guy some slack. It’s disorienting to suddenly be expected to care for yourself in a strange town when you’re used to your mom taking care of you and doing the housekeeping. She must have forgotten to pack his sleepover bag with a charger and snacks.

>>800659
>>800675
>>800680

How are you going to pay for our gas when you can’t even afford to fill your own tank, babe?

Imagine being so broke you drive around with an empty gas tank in a car with no built-in navigational system or wireless charger. Maybe spend less time here and more time at work so you can escape poverty lol

I feel like I'm looking at the Grand Canyon, the awe-inspiring landscape of humiliation goes on for so much longer than you expect, and the way down is so very deep.
Come anons, let's go abseiling.

Vicky thread continues to be the best thread.
The funniest thing about this guy coming here is that he definitely thought that we will all love his drivel, it must have hurt his ego when he was slated. Love to see it.
Another thing was his stupid attempts at insulting the anonymous users here? Like, you have no idea who is posting so how are you going to get under their skin? And how he thought we are all scrotes, kek.
He is such an amazing specimen, such a reddit tier "we live in a society" neckbeard pseudo intellectual. Oh girls, I am so happy that he came to grace us with his musings. I sincerely hope he will come back.

what gets me about this absolute mong is that he had printed directions that would tell him where to go to get back as well, just look at it in reverse. big brain play

>>800626
Looks like she untagged victoria and took her out of any of her posts. Even icky wants no part in this shit storm Kayla and Cameron are playing in

>>800796
KEK it really seems this way. Like, you've never been in another town before? You didn't notice any gas stations or convenience stores on the way over? How do you have such shitty life skills that you can't find basic necessities in a neighboring town? Fergus is like 10 minutes away. It's not like you're in rural Cambodia, you're like a half hour away from home in the same fucking province.

>>800642
No fucking way this guy unironically dropped how much he can bench as a brag ahhahaha holy shit men are so embarrassing

>>800801
Yeah I noticed that. He was insulting people even before anyone here responded. The funny thing is that I think he really thought Vick would read here and thank him for white knighting her or something.
The problem is he can't keep his nerd rage under control and found himself switching between bitching about her and bitching at the users. It all got out of control once he realised no-one found him 'riveting' as he likes to put it.

>>800786
Looks like she deleted that sperg out along with another where even her fb friends were calling her out for being overdramatic, always saying she’s poor yet claims to have 7 grand and another dude calling her out for collecting cerb. Girl if you’re that rich why haven’t you invested in a car or a therapist since you claim to spend 4 grand a month?

>>800806
I don't really blame her. Not only did she warn Kayla about autismo, but she then got the conversation leaked to him. Kayla seems like the type of toxic friend to act different when a dude is around.

>>800777
Bless this thread, this is the funniest shit I have ever seen

I just really hope more don’t ban him- tbh sitting up watching him sperg out really was hilarious and a breathe of fresh stupid. I dunno if he knows to sage or stop name fagging but rules aren’t meant for such a manly man.
At least we got to hear from kaylas dumb ass today too. Peas in a pod. Now all we need is Victoria to show up and the singularity is complete.
>> doesn’t believe in wasting police officers time, goes ahead and wastes police officers time…
Kayla make sure you put “he said my vagina smelled like a Taco Bell bathroom” in your police report. That’s the only way to make sure you get the protection order. It has a certain ring to it.

There’s Cameron’s story, kaylas story and the truth. All very different things, that’s what I’m assuming. They’re are screenshots of her saying “he’s a funny dude” when Vicky tries to warn her, that doesn’t sound like someone that’s scared. So scared she took photos with him.
And I thought she said Cameron would steal her phone to compliment himself and now it was to talk to victoria?
And Vicky was kind to him for the ride? So kind she let him sleep in her bed? If he’s such a creep why would she get in the car with him? Cause she’s looking to fuck probably, both your standards seem pretty low.
Cameron is most definitely a creep

>>800816
Kayla is now saying in a new status that Cameron has shown up at her place to knock on windows. Guy is a creep but he doesn’t have great directional skills

>>800817
Maybe his mom drove him that time.

>>800818
Cameron and his mom driving over to kaylas to knock on the windows.

>>800817
He's a creep and would probably do this. He threw napkins at Vick in public like a sperg and films randoms at the gym. He also seems to have violent outburst like an autist. However I don't believe much of what Kayla says. She's trying to backtrack now. If she was a decent person, she'd admit to Vicky that she didn't listen to her advice about the creeper and apologise for bitching about her. But instead she's making tweets and statuses about it all like a Tamara.

>>800822
She’s also going off on a live video.

>>800822
She's trying to make it seem like she saved Vick from evil lolcow or something.
Girl. If you really wanted to help Vick you would have paid for her to get home somehow instead of letting your friend go home with a sketchy guy from a club. Not only that but you continued to hang around and message said sketchy guy.
No-one here suddenly LOVES Victoria. She's an idiot, so are you and so is Cameron.
Grow a personality and quit pretending to be Trisha Paytas, it's sad.