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Next thread: >323212https://lolcow.farm/kiki
ALL OF KIRSTEN'S POSTS: https://lolcow.farm/all-posts-kiki.htmlWELCOME TO KEEKWEEK!
Keekweek was a week-long celebration of the life and works of Kiki-chan. It ended on November 16.
The rumors are true: Kiki Kannibal / Kirsten Ostrenga is Sperg-chan.
Kiki made almost 2,500 lolcow posts, most of them targeting Taylor R. Her rampage began on June 16, 2016, the day Taylor announced she got a new Japanese boyfriend. About 1,900 of those posts were spam and gore.
We investigated carefully and determined that she was the sole Sperg-chan; at least during June and July 2016. Reports of similar posters past then were found not to be her. We took so long because we wanted to be 100% sure in our findings. She used several hundred IP addresses to try to mask her identity. In fact, she would often quickly switch IPs to point at previous posts she made and say "check my IP, I'm not her". She is the most dedicated and obsessive samefag in lolcow history.
Please read https://lolcow.farm/kiki
for all of the details and links to her posts. Her posts have all been marked as well, though she also has around 1,900 deleted posts which you can only see from the links in https://lolcow.farm/kiki
. Evidence is at the bottom of the post.
We encourage all farmers to:
* Help compile some of Kiki's most amusing posts: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HGjKvNIPhEGrVDK_qk1voZKwAPHRInINevzYns25kFY/edit?usp=sharing
* Make new Kiki banners. Please post them in this thread and report them so staff can see!
* Make any Kiki-related art and content you'd like.
Here is a list of some of her best tweets, if you'd like to work any of those in: http://pastebin.com/zNKurkzf
All the other useful lists are at https://lolcow.farm/kiki
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Please use this thread to discuss and speculate.
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THIS IS LIKE CHRISTMAS
Oh my God that is pathetic
Admin, you're amazing
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If you're referring to:>>288568>>288555>>288552
Then none of these are Kiki.
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slaughtered after 4 years but kiki lasted at least 10
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She truly is a cow. I imagine she's used to talking to herself all day because autism and no friends.
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lol in >>289978
She keeps responding to herself acting like she's "one of us"
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Come home from my first workout in forever. Sweaty, exhausted, but feeling good. Then I check out /pt/ and am greeted with this.
Maybe it's a sign!
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This image is divine.
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why so hypocritical?
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sperg-chan in action
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What a day to be alive.
Thank you, based admin.
Not to leech onto your post, sorry, but you worded this perfectly.
Same here, this was amazing. Thank you!
We will keep http://cytu.be/r/kikilolcow
running for the week and release some more OC before it's over. Stay tuned and feel free to use the chat for whatever.
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what the fuck is wrong with her
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mfw i've both argued and agreed with her
lmao this is amazing. 2016 has been a prosperous year for milk of all kinds. I wonder how it feels to be Taylor. I mean, she's wealthy, a model, lives in a big apartment in Japan, has an Japanese boyfriend, is well liked by those around her. Meanwhile kaka has literally speant all of her waking hours hiding out here amd on PULL dragging random girls on the internet instead of actually doing something with her life. Like, how does she live with herself? Knowing that she's accomplished less in life than 12 year old? Honestly, after all these years, and all this time she has had alone to herself, you would think she would grow the fuck up and snap out of it, ya know, come to terms with herself? But nope. I think she is truly psychotic. Girl needs see a psych and therapist, Zoloft and Ativan script, a job, and a gym membership. It's not too late for her to get her life together. It's a shame I've come to this point because I genuinely feel bad for her. It seems she is mentally ill and her parents are obviously enabling this behavior. It's not like I saw any potential in her to begin with, there are simply just many ways to live a half decent life without being a ~model~ Or whatever. Nobody gives a shit about you, Kiki. Start giving a shit about yourself.
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ngl i'm a little impressed with her dedication
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This x100000. It's so funny because it makes you think, who would even care enough about defending these cows so vigorously? On this website of all places and not their own social media. Yeah sure maybe there are some dedicated fans for relevant cows (Tana thread good example of that) but for old washed up cows like Kiki, Dakota, Jnigger, Vicky? For sure it's them. Funny.
For real though what the fuck Kiki. This is some Azealia Banks type shit. Thank you admin and farmhands for coming through!!!
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Kaka posted this a few months ago…just imagine how humiliated she’s going to be when she sees all of this kek
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Endless Taylor R threads with tons of links to PULL. She said she moderates the site.. what?
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Milk will never be better than this.
And I am okay with that.
My hat is all the way off to admins, I'm sure this was exhausting. THANK UUUUUUU
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Maybe she's friends with Felice..?
Jesus the only thing that could make this milkier (between Kiki and Vicky Shingles meltdowns) is a fucking full blown Felice comeback
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Yeah, she did that for days.
Right after that photo she posted a really sick sad image and wrote "SHE IS BEAUTIFUL" ..that was horrible.
Don't make me get my hopes up lol>>313432
If she came back, I'd be to tell us she doesn't associate with kiki in any way
But today's a great day
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This entire thing, hot damn.
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FUCK I had no idea it was SO bad jesus christ.
She was so triggered
that she made 4 posts in a row about foreheads/receding hairlines starting >>301551
Sure sounds like she's not as comfortable five head as much as she claims kek
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The day of the Kikileaks, so heart-wrenchingly glorious.
Such beautiful and marvellous work, admins and farmhands, for collecting all the glittering turds of wisdom that our vegan sympath empath Kira Kira-angel has produced from her sparkly poo box for all of us to enjoy.
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I just had to. Thank you for blessing us with the truth lolcow!
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lmao the latest instagram update is so ironic
Honestly there isn't a lot she could
say at this point. The only thing she could do to even slightly redeem herself is to come clean about all the shady hypocritical shit she's done over the years, sincerely apologize, and commit to an intensive mental health plan. And if that ever happens I'll eat my fucking hat.
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I'm just. Not surprised. Thank you admin & co for compiling all of this.
At first I found all this absolutely hilarious, but after scrolling throuh the worst of her spam and just taking in the compulsivity of it all, honestly this is just very unsettling and I hope she get's put away and treated for her raging mentall illness. This shit reads like the last stages of stalking, spiralling towards a violent act. I hope Taylor is being safe, because if i were her, and knew that kristen could be in my city I would be terrified.
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ifeel like my entire internet history has now fully had meaning. fucking top. things can only get sweeter
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I guess it refers to the Korean popstar? She's a member of the group 2NE1.
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So these posts… is she mocking what the ~haterz~ say about her? Because it just reads like she's making fun of herself.
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I love this. What a time to be alive.
Also, the new website style is really cute I have to say
As much as i loved the background it also started to hurt my eyes.
You can use the Roach theme or you can do what i did and use adblock to block https://lolcow.farm/static/kiki/bg.png
and then the background will just be white
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I really wonder what she means by "Taylor stealing my man". Do you guys think that there's a possibility Taylor is dating Daku? I think it's unlikely. But maybe it's someone that Kiki had a crush on/ knows. It sounds too specific and she repeated it a couple of times, I don't think it's about 'all Japanese men' or something like that.
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she's actually worse than 99% of people on here
Seriously. She's not just contradicting her ~love&light~ persona by being only a little bit of an asshole; she's one of the most relentless, petty and purely malicious people on here.
Even most of us replied to her overly bitter posts telling her to calm down.
She's an absolutely venomous person. It's quite scary, to be honest. Not to mention sad.
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Holy shit! I missed those days back in July when kaka was spamming and kept creating threads so looking through the archive of all her post was insane. It was funny at first but once I got to the middle it became disturbing seeing the crazy amount of shitposts. I'm doing a mini dump of some screenshots
Kaka wasn't sharp enough to see the signs that he wasn't Japanese.
Remember when she posted a picture of China or Hong Kong or something thinking it was Japan?
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Sorry for the weird shadow think on the right, idk what it is.
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Damn, flood detection. This will take a minute
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I know but it takes forever to scroll through. I'm just posting the ones that stuck out to me anyway>>313551
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This is beautiful. I have been patiently waiting for admin sama to deliver, and boy was it digiorno
well she would sperg at times and make 5 replies to the same post if it triggered
her enough. like the hairline one
I was just re-reading this entire madness and kinda tourette syndrome came into my mind where people swear without any reason (of course she doesn't has it but you get what I mean) What me also wonders is the constant using of faecal langue idk it's honestly more frightening than funny to me. Any psychology-anons here to analyse this kind of behavior? >>313529
she posted child porn??? I completely missed the spamming here (always happened when I wasn't here) and only read about the gore shit but wut
Admins please respond
If Kiki posted CP she should really be reported. She's obviously unstable and if she's on disability she's been evaluated by a shrink at least once, but it's clear she's suffered a breakdown triggered
by Taylor and her obvious jealousy over Tay having everything she believes she's entitled to.
She didn't post any CP. Just infected and chopped up genitals. The CP spam was from an advertising bot. >>313588
We believe that is someone else.
pffff you're joking, right?
and no, I don't think Dakota is involved in anything. Kiki is a NEET failure with a shitty life outcome, so it almost makes sense that she'd have all this time and spite. Dakota's life didn't turn out so bad, so she has much less reason to be this crazy.
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This has to be one of my faves. It's not spergy and clearly shows how terribly jealous she is.
>I had to fly on cheap economy class for 17 hours hurrrr
Your disability money is not enough to get business tickets huh?
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Orlando to Tokyo is 17 hours lol
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She even engaged in the Asherbee thread.. she has no business there.
she made 13 samefag replies to this post >>155409
i remember seeing it and wondering why so many people ganged up on them, turns out it was all one person.
the word "catty" (pic related)>behind the scenes they are catty mean bitches>they're all old, gross and catty weeb bitches.>being catty about someone's looks they don't even know>catty worthless "contribution" to this thread. die.>Not everyone is going to like Taylor and "insult" her in the same catty beat around the bush way that you do.
I'm pretty sure she has mentioned before that she has talked to others affected by ~hate sites~, so maybe her and Berry talk to each other about taking down this site and pull?
Or she could've just done that because if she just defended her and Kota, it would be more obvious it was her or Cathy. She probably picked Berry and Felice because she doesn't see them as competition for her and Kota.>>313743
I think that was just speculated, but they definitely were in the same area at least.
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so… are you going to tag all her posts, or…? Like nothing is happening. I know the old admin wanted to do this real bad, but please fucking follow through and actually provide milk. 2nd or 3rd hand shit isn't good enough.
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Kiki, there are a lot of ways to defend your sister without sounding like you want to be in pedophile lesbians with her. This is not one of them.
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Stay classy, Kiki.
The girl in the pic is Sarah btw, a different anon posted it and she peed.
wet blankets or kiki?? i wanna say kiki bc any self respecting farmer would cherish this glorious flow of milk
also i wonder how many posts she made trying to get us to doubt the admins after the spergchan reveal
i figured it was because she equates herself with felice i.e. girls who got e-famous for hopping on a bandwagon and being 'pretty'
except felice legit almost disappeared from the internet, but keekz seems intent on just digging her own grave deeper
The gore isn't in the all posts link. Only the bottom link is uncensored. https://lolcow.farm/all-posts-kiki.html
Added to the Tumblr <3http://keekweek.tumblr.com/post/153019624976/posted-by-anonymous
If you want your edits and art to be posted too, just say so in the post and I'll be on it.
Her post is so messy in how much it reveals about her.
She's talking about business class as though it's a bad thing, revealing she never rides it bc never had a job.
She then says something that suggests she can't afford the piddly 20 bucks to check baggage on an intl flight. This explains her one outfit but 100 photos when she did the Taco trip!
Then she throws shade on a casual outfit that was worn on a 1hr long flight. She's unaware that it's comfy in lounges and business class to wear whatever you need to wear and pop out of the plane fresh.
Finally she has no idea what gyms in hotels are for, or what it's like when people need to use those gyms because they travel a lot and have a regimen to keep up.>>313664
That's the one thing I didn't get and look at what it reveals, topkek. Good catch anon!
KEK my sentiments exactly. I always thought it was weird someone kept using "ostrentard" when it sounded clunky and shit. I always thought of that bit in Mean Girls where Regina says "stop trying to make fetch happen". So funny she implied there were super obsessed Ostrenga fans that needed their own name when nobody is even envious of them - Kota is a fraud and Kaka is a laughing stock nutcase.
I love how she's so dumb that when she tries to integrate with fellow farmers she says "splerging" or "same fag"… ha. Or uses "new fag" whenever someone disagrees with her in a strop, not even knowing what it means.
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Am I tripping balls … ?
I read that post and thought, gosh that sounds like the average Pulltard, and it has the pull emoji thingie…. I thought " maybe she copied and pasted comments" and I could track that comment down. Never did I think I'd find the exact comment … from an account not verified as "her".
A) She copied a Pulltard's comment(s)
B) Thats secretly her Account that no one knows of C) Admin screwed up on a few comments ( doubt it )
jesus christ she really is a sheltered sperg
yes kiki people who use gyms generally don't care if it's in a different country as long as they get their work out in
Yeah, it looks like she randomly copied a comment from PULL. The user Qualle is from Munich and her birthday is listed as April 12. But, the factor that makes me confirm that this person is not Keeks is the fact that she seldom posts in Taylor's PULL thread, and when she does she does not mention a "fat filler pussy" or "flabby knees".
Why would she post comments from PULL though? It's not like that was a particularly ground breaking comment. Maybe she was trying to throw admins off the scent after all the "hi kaka"s she was getting?
I remember going thru the list of her comments and wondering wtf was up with random tame comments, such as " she use to be very pretty" " I use to be a fan". I wonder if those were all comments she just copied and pasted from Pull. >>313973
Its possible ! She had beef with Itsmedaz or what ever the fuck that users name was when speculations of her being sperg first broke out.
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She copied multiple posts…what a nut.
It was that hard for her to say something tame/average that wouldn't tip off the admins that she had to copy Pulltards… I just almost want to say nothing can surprise me, but watch, she'll do something else that'll make me retract that statement.
Tf is wrong with her…
The only non one liner post she made she stole from Pulltards.
>>313986>didn't personally attack anyone
Yeah she totally didn't obsessively attack and threaten physical harm on Taylor …. yeeaahhhhh nope??
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oh yes, so many detailed well thought out posts >>313332
For the record, though she definitely hated Taylor and insulted her a lot out of jealousy, the death threat was actually her talking about herself. False flagging for victim points probably:>>170893
Which is maybe even worse.
Although, she did tell tons of people to kill themselves, including lolcow staff, and she repeatedly accused Taylor of being on staff, so she did pretty much tell Taylor to kill herself.
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^ a fleeting moment of self-awareness
I wonder how the anon who posted >>170898
feels now, knowing they shut down Kiki immediately? I always said "hi kaka" etc but never really truly believed she would stoop so low as to gossip and big up herself on a forum. But here we are.
Praise be to admin-sama and the farmhands, thank you all for your hard work!
I can't wait to see if she makes any attempt at damage control.>>314036
I bet she only said that as an excuse for why she spent so much time here.
she. did not. post. cp.
don't spread this so lightly.
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as if posting gore is somewhat better because it's not illegal. it really takes a demented person to do such a thing "so lightly".
Ok, I'll ignore the fact you are trolling hard there, but I want to say something about this part of your comment:
>She seriously sometimes cannot post without an idiot talking shit to her and she feels depressed whenever she see something like that, I don't mean like she is going to kill herself depressed, but she still feels like fucking shit.
I hope she reads, well sure she does:
You can't control what other people think, the only thing you can do is control your own actions and thoughts.
Yeah you were just defending yourself and your sister in many comments, but I cant sugar coat it, I just don't see how talking like that about the other girls and the gore images was helping you…
If you are depressed, get help and practice what you preach, you will see the difference in your life.
or just fucking burn that computer and pull your shit together.
>>314102>serious damage has been done because that shit isn't normal.
yeah, this much i think we can say with certainty. I never read anything about them being abused in that matter either, but it is like you say, impossible to know what has been going on in that house.
I also find her posts about "toughing it out" when it comes to post rape mental health interesting, and the clear mistrust she has in medication. she wrote a post about coping with her borderline personality disorder, but who knows if that's just shitposting on her part.
I posted a cap of her post last night, but i realize now that she wrote BDD not BPD, my mistake
you can see it here>>313500
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a post to add to tumblr
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I REALLY want Kiki to be unbanned :( The milk isn't as tasty w/o her being able to really react. Like you know she's refreshing tons of these pages every second, frothing at the mouth…
Or maybe we should seek her out on 8chan? Can mods unban her for a day or something, maybe just so she can """explain herself"""?
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hallelujah christmas has come early.. milk and cookies anyone?? lollll
I..I posted that pic of our Queen
I feel blessed by the hand of Kiki.
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It's been a while since I've come to Lolcow (since the major changes in admins, actually), and this is more than I could have ever expected or imagined.
Thank you, Admin-sama. I have not laughed this hard in months.
She is truly deranged LOL
Thanks anon, this is now one of my favorites. When I see these ones I picture herself talking to herself like smeagol
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Anon got it right.
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A different person… that sounds exactly like her? and this is just 1 example, I found many coincidences. If it is someone else then thinks exactly like her, and that's creepy.
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this "Pot calling the kettle back" double post in Taylor R thread is a phrase sperg chan used too…
just click on the black bar once and it will go away…
and take layout complaints to /meta/.
She's probably not, Kyler is; iirc.
She's probably paid by the state to be his caretaker
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the fucking irony though
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Well, I can agree with her on this one though. lmao
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KIKI CHAN IS GORGEOUS
KIKI CHAN IS MODEL
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lol i remember this one. she tried to convince people that everybody had nasolabial folds irl, and anybody who didn't was because of instagram filters
thanks for confirming it.
Their minds are disturbingly similar.
An excerpt from her old VK pagehttps://m.vk.com/kiki_mimieux_kannibal?act=info
"First thing first, none of you will ever truly know me no matter how many videos you watch of me, blogs you read about me or people you know that talk about me. Don't dare act like you do. I fancy to keep it that way. Capiche? Capiche. I hear you like mystery.
I got that blonde hair, blue nails, blue eyes, blue makeup, any lil girl who tries to be me - aha they better flee before they see me. These girls are dolls of me - plastic and fake nothing close to the real thing. Maybe if they accept themselves for who they are, their hearts will sing.
I do not drink, smoke, or party. I work. I am a lone wolf and I get things done that way. In a few months I will surprise you all with what I am working on. I have been an organic vegetarian since the age of 8. I am a virgo. I am very dedicated and committed to what I want. I don't let others bring me down. I'm very down to earth. I am a huge dork. I LOVE to laugh. I strive for success. I have passion and it burns in my chest. I do my own makeup, hair, dress myself, and coordinate my photo shoots. I am a normal girl, so please stop getting hyped up about bits of pixely light on a screen in a 2D world. Treat me as you would like to be treated. I am young, so older guys.. don't bother. I've had enough of older immature men.
Wait for me till I'm 18 so that I can tell you to roll your tongue back into your mouth, pick up your jaw, and fuck off legally.
I honestly don't know how I became so popular…I never wanted to be haha, I do enjoy it though, so thank you everyone. :) I guess by just being me! try it once in a while.. maybe people will like you more/better. :D I love sheep, but come on people.. leave marching in the heard to them.. they do it the best!
So please don't bleach your hair and do your makeup like me, its not cute - everyone knows im marching to my own tune, so its obvious that you'll lose.
I LOVE to take photos that are controversial and throw/piss people off. You know what? It's working. :)) mwhahaha!
Organic vegetarian since the age of 8.
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she never had a VK page, this is just a copy-paste from her very old stickam description circa 2009~>>314510
those last two, Danish and Swedish, she changed for Norwegian in one of her youtube FAQ videos lol
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hi samefag. went back and looked for the only other comment that mentioned "sexual abuse" in this thread, this person >>314085
got literally everything wrong about the post they were replying to. They mistakenly thought the gore that sperg-chan posted included feces and went on to say>it's sadly common amongst children who have been abused to have an unhealthy relationship with feces
great example of you saddos jumping to conclusions and making wild ignorant assumptions that lead to full blown diagnosis. You can't possibly know if someone was sexually abused based solely on them being a cunt on the internet. So don't play doctor. Sperg-chan posted images of gore for the same reason she spammed text posts, in an attempt to drive users off the website and get the site temporarily shut down, she even said it herself. She didn't do it because she has a fascination with gore due to X mental illness.
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I'm Christmas shopping and would really like to know where Kekker's bracelets are from, does anyone remember where she posted this?
Think the same! It's mind blowing, admin Sama. Thank you for that! I'm not sure if spamming her instagram will be good? Won't it scare her away?>>314542
Most of the things she said are ao worrying. "Kill yourself let us watch that red milk flow" or just the shit posting and spamming. It's disgusting
I'm wondering how much this was edited by the catfish that copypasted this to VK.
>I LOVE to take photos that are controversial and throw/piss people off. You know what? It's working. :)) mwhahaha!
doesn't sound like her really
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Hey anon, she was like, totally abused the poop says everything.
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A few coming your way
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More dirty house
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Keekers clean ur room hoe
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Girl ur room is so messy
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Shit all over the floor, orange foundation on the counter, sneezed on mirrors… ahh 2007
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Bonus pic: are the blinds in the back just warped from photoshop or from being man handled?
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Did my best on my phone…
This is going to be a mega tinfoil hat post, and no I don't believe things like this should be taken lightly Or discussed casually with little knowledge on the matter.
For a long time I've left Kota's character alone mostly, because to me it's basically inevitable that you would turn into a fucked up retarded piece of shit being the baby in a family like that. You can say she's old enough to change now, but really I don't think she had much a chance to develop or nurture her own personality with such a parasitic sister/parents.
That family has always smelled like abuse to me. And it was strange to me when people defended Scott and Cathy. Then again, I grew up in a home of abuse and trauma so I recognize these things at a very intuitive level. The whole thing smelled funky guyz lol regardless of how spoiled they were or whatever age conspiracies you want to throw into the pot. They were kids being used and tarted up like prostitutes.
There's no doubt in my mind that Kiki was the golden child and Dakota was picked on for being chunky and weird. And to me, it's perfectly sensible to not be surprised if it were brought to light that Cathy encouraged her eating disorder and rampant dysmorphia from like, preteen age.
I feel like Dakota probably put up with a lot of verbal abuse and belittling because of her looks/not being "up to par" with Kiki at the time.
I'm not a Dakota fan by any means and I still wholeheartedly agree that her shoops make her look like a baby with downs, but to me it makes sense why she ran off to Japan and took the humiliation of being an entire different person that how she presented herself like a champ.
It makes sense that she continues to shit out awful shoots and lazy "work." It makes sense that she doesn't give a shit about actually changing herself to look like her edits. Because probably, her main goal isn't fame or beauty or anything like that. It's just to be as far the fuck away from the Ostrenga madhouse, and have a new, fresh identity away from her psycho family, regardless of how bad her reputation is for her deception. She doesn't give a shit about relevancy and only pops up when she's low on cash probably because she doesn't care, guys, in case you haven't figured that out.
That also makes abuse seem more applicable to me because often abuse survivors are just so grateful to be away from it that little else phases them or can crawl under their skin like that. You can become comfortable in the bare minimum with little ambition for anything else besides comfort and safety.
I have no passionate feelings about cows anymore, I guess I just grew out of it idk I don't want a cookie or anything but what I'm saying is I'm pretty unbiased on the whole thing so what I mull over comes from a place of neutrality.
Also Kiki talks about pussy a LOT for someone who hates lesbians.
Remember when they vandalized their own house with "regal slut"? Yes Kiki, bullies are definitely going to refer to you as regal. That makes perfect sense.
Stupid bitch lmao.
It's like toddlers and tiaras except to the extreme.
I'm not surprised that their daughters have yet to reform. If they ever come around it will be a miracle, but it won't be in the next few years.
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I remember reading this post and thinking, "Are farmers getting nuttier or am I just maturing" Of course it was neither it was just Kiki. >>314705
She's gay for Taylor
Both similar shitty horror cow parents-kei.
Kooter should spill the tea on them.
Oh my word…
Keeks is giving me that " I poked holes in your condom vibes". Or " I stayed up all night fishing in the trash can for your used condoms"
If Taylor ever comes out with a " I'm pregnant " video its going to be world war 2 up in this bitch.
what a lunatic. she obviously has nothing going on in her life so she needs to trap some random jap so she can blog about her haffu kid for fame. probably cant live vicariously through koots anymore
her vile hate for audrey and taylor is seriously alarming. i bet theyve seen these threads tho. wonder what sort of karma will befall her
I find her obsession with "haffu babies" more alarming then her jealousy for Tay and Audrey. Kaka has always been vile so I'm actually not in the slightest bit surprised that she was sperg-chan.
Dear god, could she be secretly hunting for a Japanese baby daddy this whole time ? Let us pray that Kaka is infertile before we have a Margo 2.0 .
She must have gone full-tilt crazy on Taku and when they broke up. I'd love to hear his side of things.
He probably just wanted to fuck some white girl and ended up with some total lunatic who thought they were getting married and having haffu babies. Not to mention she must have regular meltdowns about people looking at her in public, not getting her perfect pure vegan food everywhere, etc.
She must be a real nightmare.
I remember an ex-bf (or it was Danny?) posted a rant about how it was to go out with Kiki,being an insufferable twat taking selfies nonstop, throwing tantrums and calling dad to pick her up whenever she got upset.
I think it was not different with Taku, always on the phone barely paying attention to him,demanding to drive her anywhere, complaining about everyone eyeraping or trying to grope her, spending his money buying useless kawaii crap.
I'd looove to hear his side of things, but I think those newfags that found his worldfriends acc was it ? scared him away permanently. How tragic, It'd be funny if he had videos and pictures of her unseen by the internet. Imagine him recording her screeching about the haters !! or even better screeching " Kiki is a model, Kiki makes cute haffu babies…" >>314865
She probably hasn't changed if you recall all the annoying mini clips of her and Taco she posted. I guess he found her a little more tolerable due to a bit of language barrier making it easier to ignore her.
I wonder if she harassed him after the break up ( if they were actually even ever dating )
yeah, its truly baffling, the way she insults and talks to herself. like she's completely gone off the deep end. and i wonder if something terrible happened to trigger
that 1900 post spam sperg out that spanned over 5 hrs. jfc>>314842
i feel for her too, I can sympathize with her situation but then i look at her crazy violent spam, pretentious tweets and taylor threats and wonder if she's just some sociopath. i was hoping she'd have some more personal posts on /g/ or whatever, but nope nearly every post is some kind of vitriol.. some posts are kinda telling, like>>301272
Guess the theory of Dakota rejecting her family is debunked.
i got the feeling she's lost touch with her sister a long time ago and is desperately trying to hold on to the relationship. which is a shame as she was probably the only person she was close to. she needs friends and probably a good boyfriend too, i believe she can achieve all these things and get to japan one day but she's just so damn entitled. i really hope that she takes all this as a wake up up call, but i doubt she'll actually listen.
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Oh god, I couldn't help myself …
Also why is she seemingly obsessed with Tay's "filler filled" vajaja … Is that her projecting ? Like Keeks, not everyone has a mutilated Turkey like you
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She looks like fuchi
No actually I think Dakota knew about Kiki's gross comments here all the time, they both started commenting each other on IG "HUGE FOREHEAD TEAM" or something like that, then Kiki commented here "theory debunked!". Also Dakota often mentions her family meaning she is still in touch with them, a couple of weeks ago she wrote about talking with her father about TWD and not so long ago she posted those childhood pictures with Kiki. Dont excuse Dakota from this, Dakota has her own personality and is super aggresive, there is a lot of evidence of that, even in TV shows. You can expect what Kiki did here from her whole family.
I think Dakota and Kiki criticize Taylor for copying her and agrees with everything Kiki said here, so she let Kiki do it for her becasue obviously she fears for her career. Just imagine what would had happened if people found out she was talking shit about Taylor too? She has to take care of her public image.
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Because this isn't a good look either
She looks so… Small town 80's prom queen, I dunno. Like something out of Stranger Things.
Anyway, she doesn't need to cut her bangs straight across. I think side swept and assymetric would work a lot better with her face.
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Yeah, but that's because it's a slightly dodgy shop. A more up to date version of pic related would be a huge improvement.
I mean. How can you call him a pedophile but in the same breath deny he abused Kiki. It was abuse.
Also her only reporting it after he left her doesn't really indicate anything to me, it would fit in with her story that the dude was only after virgins and was on to the next one.
Her video on sexual assault seemed genuine to me. Just because Keeks is bonkers doesn't mean she's the villain in every situation.
Haha befriend Keeks? you are a funny bitch lol
No, seriously, please go ahead and document everything.
I was trying to say that I feel conflicted because she doesn't have the best track record with telling the truth, but that also the dude was legit a pedophile.
Nothing ever comes out the way I mean it:
Agree, I do believe her in that part of her story, simply because she was really young and stupid and he was already an adult, he could easily manipulate her, he actually played the abusive family
card to stay at their home. I never liked anons using the police report for discussing something like her age lol I think his death and everything related to that is a tragedy and I dont feel comfortable talking about it tbh.
Sperg chan dramu is way funnier lol
Well, I was supposed to win a pink rose ring by that Charles jewelery dude she bought the skeleton head bracelet from. But she claims she never received a second ring from him to give away- so instead of giving me the one she had possession of, she gave me two of her old diamonds (but not the big necklace ones- two small cell phone charm ones.) and she mailed them in a standard envelope wrapped in tissue with no bubble wrap or attempt to protect her acrylic diamonds. So needless to say, one was broken upon arrival, and the other one wasn't even attached to the cellphone charm string. I also "won" a note from her that was super vain.
It also took about 3 or 4 weeks for her to even send anything- I had to legitimately annoy her through YouTube messages for her to get around to sending anything.
At the time I was a semi-fan. I didn't know all of the horrible shit she'd said, so I believed her facade. I only learned about said drama, because someone from a truth blog on tumblr contacted me and asked for updates about it. I then made my own Tumblr to go along with it.
But my URL was Cathyostrenga and I made my avi a cartoon of Cathy, and then got bored and made it the rave picture of Cathy which was then copy right claim spammed (even after I changed it) and said blog was terminated. Alex from Tumblr support is an asshole.
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Or even a little warmer of a color, and extensions styled like this was a good look
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She actually had straight bangs once-upon-a-time. Not really a fan either.
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Any chance that's just a wig or clip ins?
From a comment on that thread:
>Kiki's online antics indirectly resulted in the suicide of her ex-boyfriend, who jumped from a 2-story parking garage into a moving garbage truck in an attempt to escape from police officers who were coming to arrest him for the statutory rape of 14-year-old Kiki.
Uhhh, is this true? That's messed up.
Yes this is true. He was 19, told girls he was 16, slept with tons of underage girls, had a coke habit.
Cathy herself baited him to a mall to meet a girl, then tipped the police off and they arrested him. The wind apparently blew a ton of papers everywhere and they were distracted by that, and so mr.myspace flung himself off the parking structure (iirc)
it's a fucked up way to put it tbh. kiki wasn't responsible for it, >>314987
is right. they think he was aiming to land on something but ended up hitting the pavement instead.
Oh. That sounds awful..
and after that experience you still want to befriend her? You are naive, but sweet. Maybe she needs a friend that can slap her every time she starts doing the same old lol jk Keeks kiss me ;3
be humble and accept it was mean, pratice what you preach and get well soon girl.
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Oh hey, I remember your blog. Your story's pretty funny because of all the times people insisted they got necklaces from her that came damaged. Especially the girl who contacted her on Buzznet and Kaka took advantage of her and threatened her. Kaka would tard rage over how her pieces never broke since they were acrylic lucite but from what you said and the other girl, she didn't pack things well and they got damaged in shipping often. Then when customers complained about it she'd play the "it's your fault you didn't pay for insured shipping" card. What a conniving bitch.
Speaking of befriending her, does anybody remember who the girl was that had a vlog about how she used to talk to Kaka on AIM and when she called Kaka out for bullying someone in her Stickam chat Kaka started using her own words against her about private stuff she'd shared? I think Kaka copyright claimed the vlog to get it taken down which is stupid since she only talked about her, never showed any of her content.
the whole John Hock thing was horrifying.
> Hock rapes passed out girl live on webcam> StickyDrama recorded entire stream> LJ comm members inform cops about video> cops get warrant for SD servers> SD tries to claim he alerted cops/is responsible for Hock's arrest> conveniently forgets his claim of having no intention of giving up video without the warrant
Sticky's a giant piece of shit.
Why is it that the people who go the farthest to laugh at shitty humans are always the shittiest humans themselves?
It's like the circle of degeneracy.
According to Her rolling stone article the photo was first posted in May 2008 by sticky drama.
And it's still uphttp://stickydrama.com/kiki-kannibal/2008/05/myspace-murder-mystery/
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She appears to have posted a photo and then quickly deleted it (link is broken). I wonder how paranoid she feels right now?
just because she appeared a willing participant to you, doesn't mean it isn't abuse. she was 13, her brain had not developed. her creepy parents sanctioned it, and this adult man knowingly exploited a child.
don't project your own abuse story onto this. and speaking as someone who took too many years to report abuse myself, make a report now (if your law allows it). it will help you.
Why did you reply to >>315036
? I didn't say anything about abuse and I think Chris Stone aka Sticky is an asshole for the way he tried to make Daniel Cespedes the victim.
Oh damn BURRRRNN>>314933
Yeah when she spoke about her rape in a30 min video (+ comments) she did present some veeeery outlandish stories. Like, super made-up
OK anyone have the reply she sent to someone who tried "victim blaming" on YT comments? It was in her website before and had the morr outlandish stories like "having him climb into her room, rape her and then kick her out of the bed for not saying he had a good performance"
Its like she thought "statutory rape" wasn't enough of a sob story
She was manipulated and abused by an asshole and the rest doesn't really matter, I don't fucking care if she made up outlanding stories, she was a minor and he was an adult, period. I don't know what is like to suffer something like that, but I know it must be painful af. >>315074
yes, exactly. He played the I have problems at home
card to stay at their home, of course they were really naive but I won't blame them, they probably had the worst time after that.
Taytay-Keek dramu is fun to watch, old tragedy isn't. let's close that chapter forever please?
Yeah, beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I think we can say Kiki and Dakota are pretty
, nothing wrong with accepting that.
if you say > I am no internet psychologist
then don't write more theories about the issue… really this is making me side with Keeks now kek!
What? Siding with Keeks? on what?
and what theories? I simply pointed out she acts like someone who hasn't learned to deal with trauma. And we know she's experienced sexual trauma. I'm not diagnosing her, only pointing out a theoretical cause for her fucked upness. sure, those things can be a mutually exclusive coincidence. I accept that. I was just adding my two cents to the pile. >>315095
thanks anon. Believe me, I have little sympathy for her behaviour now. She's an adult and needs to be accountable for her actions. I just think that if the roots of all of this lies in her fucked up childhood, then I can't help but hope she gets the help she needs.
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The fact that she most likely had a pic on ig which has been deleted and was unseen is triggering me
In many comments she is complaining about anons discussing her police reports (leaked by an asshole) and her awful experience and I completely understand it must be something really painful to remember, she was defending herself there and I can understand the reason behind that, so yeah that's why I said "this is making me side with keeks" I agree with her in that, people should stop using the police reports in the future.
But don't get me wrong, the rest of her sperging, gore images, her failed attempt to make others bash on Taylor and her obsession with her and Audrey was a terrible thing.
I've got nothing to lose so I don't really see her stabbing me in the back over anything, the only thing I can see her having to be jealous of me over is that I have a good relationship
I sincerely feel bad for her, none of this shit makes me hate her at all, it makes me desperately want to be this poor girls friend and make her actually smile and give her a non-family member she can legitly trust
does anyone know if keeks is a stoner?
How you feel about Keekz is how I feel about Charms. She lives near me and I see her around sometimes and it's just so…sad.
Kiki should be a stoner. It fits perfectly into the calm 'love and light' thing she's trying to be into.
west coast cuuuuuuz>>315175
yes :( but seriously i think the lack of sun makes us all depressed and crazy this way
yes, we have seasonal depression all year long so we're extra cunty >>315176
Yeah I don't hate her either, I just don't know what the hell she was thinking when she started bashing on Taylor, I hope she learns something good from this.
Lol imagine a Tay-Keeks sleepover? HA
I live in Southern California I don't get it.
What is snow? What is rain? Water? Wut dat
This is total speculation but…
The funny thing is, maybe if Kiki had approached Taylor not as a raging asshole but as a decent human being, Tay might have given her the benefit of the doubt and befriended her. I mean it would have been stupid on Tay's part but she seems the sort to be naive that way. Then Kiki could maybe have gotten some of the attention that she craves from Tay's followers.
Keekers? Approach nicely? Do you know who Kaka chan is????
She only knows raging asshole.
IMO she looks like a MtoF tranny. Not an ugly one, mind you. Not a particularly pretty one either, though. But >>314819
have the minority opinion on this, clearly.
Didn't Keek's already burn that bridge ? I thought she tweeted at Mira before calling her out on posting on hate sites ??
I dunno why I think it'd be funny for someone to tweet those screen shots out at Mira .. Just to see the two insufferable cunts duke it out. Both deny their sock puppet accounts and believe their holier then thou. ( I think I'm just being greedy and wanting more milk )
God I wish I was rich.
All the rich people live by the beach.
I live in a desert.
It sounded like it's for her scoliosis; not sure re: still living at home.
People have suggested that she's getting caretaker income for Kyler from the state, but I would think tat would go to Cathy or Scott.
>>315412>14 year old>ACTUAL children
she was underage, not a toddler>>315434
Wild guesses are her brother receives it due to his autism, and that Kiki lives with Scott and Cathy
I think she just thew in "I'm on disability" for the fun of it since she has said people on hate sites are on disability bc they spend all day harassing her
Guess it's her own way to "mock" us?
The caretaker one is the most plausible.
For her to be on disability for scoliosis she would need to have some pretty severe scoliosis.
Disability is fairly hard to get approval for here. My friends sister that has had multiple brain tumors removed (she had cancer) can't get disability here, and the brain surgery has left her with slowed mental function and sort of like she's in a haze almost 24/7. Working is really hard on her, (she's been fired many times for not performing as well as others) so she's applied for disability many times. The only person I know to successfully have disability is this one lady who has a son with severe autism.
I think part of the issue is: if you can afford both a private doctor and a disability advocate (you can actually pay someone to whip up a bulletproof application), chances are you have too much money to qualify for disability.
CA state disability, which is temporary (lasts one year, pays out at 60% of your last salary), is quite easy to get. Social security is much more difficult, pays way less, takes over a year to even get an application through, and has much more stringent guidelines.
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Sorry, I'm super late but I just got a hold of my computer and wanted to make a little something for Keekweek before it ends.
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I'm also from MI and my BF is moving up from Florida to be here because he hates Florida so much. Florida really fucking sucks. Michigan is kinda cool though? Idk I don't know why you think it sucks so bad. Must be your area.
Sage for blogpost.
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can't help yourself can you Rima?
What a fucking idiot.>>315464
What a fucking idiot.>>315464
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no one wants to double date with you and your ugly bf
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> this whole thread
Kyler isn't autistic enough to draw SSI money unless Scott and Cathy lied to get him on it. He twisters to vote this year and he's got Valencia College listed as his school on his private FB page (and no, I wo tnpost it here because that's how you scare the cows away you dumbfucks). So if he can register to vote and go to college he sure as hell isnt ~severely autistic~.
Also @ all the people ITT saying how hard it is to get in disability? It's not that
hard in FL. FL is a shithole and the economy is fucked beyond measure, and the entire state is run by crusty old conservative baby boomers and rich muslims (the shittier cities like Jacksonville and Daytona).
All you really need is a shady doctor and/or shady lawyer to over exaggerate whatever condition you can fake well enough to convince the SSA you need SSI. Kiki could easily get on disability for ~anxiety~ or ~PTSD~ for all the bullshit she caught over the years being a dumb cunt online. She has no problem playing the victim and using her rape card to get sympathy, and Cathy loves to pretend she's a lawyer so it's not really a stretch to imagine she used some of her legal jargon to push Kiki's application through. It's true that most first time applicants are denied SSI but if you keep pushing or hire even a cheap lawyer they usually give in.
Jacksonville is a shithole, don't go there. It's all retirees and military and their garbage ass families. Take it from someone who was born and raised in Jax and got the fuck out: don't go to Jacksonville unless you have enough money to live comfortably anywhere else.
Although it is kinda cool to see Jacksonville mentioned here on lolcow. Wild.
Yes, this could work then. Some other anon suggested "scoliosis" but hers isn't even THAT bad. She has bad posture but thats it (her vlog talking about it is so dramatic, I couldn't stop rolling my eyes).
PTSD and anxiety sound more like it.>>315464
Best banner EVER
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Sure you do, Kiki.
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Looks like she put up the pic she deleted yesterday.
ugh, that forehead tho, seriously. this is beyond nitpicking, thats not a 5 head its at least a 7 head. People are saying she'd look terrible with bangs, but its way better than the alternative, I could land a blimp on that thing.
And fill in your eyebrows or tint them or SOMETHING. that kawaii high fashion blonde eyebrow look is not attractive.
I love how she's posting more regularly at the moment, like damage control.
We know you're still here, Keeks, you can't pretend Spergchan wasn't you!
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She needs to fix her fucking eyebrows, and get a nosejob.
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Lol that leg lengthening
At least it's subtle
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It's always fun shooping Kaka's hair n brows.
She has a pretty face. Why ruin it by refusing to hide that enormous forehead? Shame.
I wasn't sure if I still liked it right after I posted it, so I was worried it wouldn't be up to par. Glad you liked it, Admin-sama!
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Sorta looks like a orange version of that cartoon MegaMind.
Also did her hair line recede more ?
Probably, it sounds more believable than Kiki actually going out and getting any sunlight>>315912
It's because her hair is so flat and this angle doesn't help
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A different hair parting and perhaps a perm would probably make her look less washed out.
Objectively I don't think so, but it's like she was drained out of life energy
The quote she posted, though. She's delusional to hat point?
Breakfast, lunch, dinner…
I imagine Kiki panicking on what to do before being reassured by Cathy she can ways deny it all because in the end it's a trap from the haters after she defended herself
Sorry Anon, I just clicked the first pic to pop up in my results. I think some waves or soft curls with volume would look nice on her.
Keek's is slowly starting to look like Tristana Medeiros with that receding hair line and flat hair with pale skin … She needs some life put back into her look.
that site is still active? wow. >>315828
she could've just added some bronzer or just blush to add some color and dimension to her face. her neck is nearly the same color as the wall behind her. love the edit though. the brows are perfect btw.
Not the anon you're replying to but I would believe it.
I'm thinking of that long voicemail Cathy did and how she'd defend Kaka about this in the same way.
its fucking crazy that kaka actually commented on someones knees. knees.
LOOK AT UR FACE GIRL U A MESS
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I just want to post this picture. She looks alive in this. Her IG photos now are creeping me out because it's like she has been subdued by medicines.
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>>316088>Transform jealousy into admiration.
GUYS GUYS KIKI IS JUST TRANSFORMING HER JEALOUSY FOR TAYLOR, OKAY?
Kiki's knees look like tennis balls glued to sticks anyways, no wonder why she's trying to make fun of normal, healthy legs.>>316112
where is this from?
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Aw she looks pretty here. >>315828
She is probably trolling in this one, her forehead looks bigger than usual… Maybe Dakota has been trolling all this time too.
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As a female anon who legit suffers from balding … Kaka is not balding, guys. She has a fucking huge forehead and very fine hair, but she is not balding. There are none of the telltale patterns of female balding visible in any photos of her. Her problem (and Koots's) is that wispy baby fine hair. It has no body to it, nothing to elevate it. Mock her all you want for that fivehead, but pls stop triggering my autism
pic related is what it actually looks like to be a balding bitch
qorl this >>316162
was just posted above yours and it's not even showing her hair part and you can see the balding and her weird receding hairline that ends after her ears. She literally looks like she has a combover.
she might not her your balding pattern but she is balding.
I temporarily was balding due to thyroid bullshit and I did get the fivehead from it and the front section was thinning. Different to male pattern baldness but still a receding hairline technically.
I got better.
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Thought I'd post this here since not many probably visit Mira's thread. Some are subtly speculating that Mira might have had a hand in it, just from the way she wrong that tweet.
OMG yes. SO much difference to what she's like today: limp
What y'all think of the shit posting on positivity? "Empowered women empower women" bitch please.
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Kiki will never change, she'll always be the same nasty, delusional professional victim.
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From her old Backstage.com profile. She set up an acting profile online. It was hilarious.>>316155
Here you go.
The backstage profile was hilarious, full of false info, but those pictures were great. I guess she just started going nuttier>>316206
Not doubt. I just think it's weird how she doesn't even acknowledge it but just keeps playing along
Yeah I don't mean to blog but me and Kiki are exactly the same height and from her undie pics the same body shape and my waist is 28".
23" is ana-chan level, we'd be able to see her fucking hip bones clear as day if that were true.
But then the Ostrengas do have a history of lying about measurements. Still, wtf man. Anyone hiring you can see you're lying. Same with Kota tbh, I don't get why anyone still hires her when her entire life is just lie upon lie.
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Reminds me of Dee
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The sun never sets under that eternal beacon dome of optimism. Shine brightly Keeks! Buff it and and let shine!!
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I think she looks a fairly nice, normal weight but nothing at all like the image she portrays of herself. She has quite stocky legs and round arms IRL, how long does she spend editing each image of herself that she posts to her instagram? Surely it'd be less effort to lose weight and become the stick-insect she aspires to be?
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again, if she has 30" hips I'll eat my hat.
Like posting that's gonna hide what you really do Kaka.
Wasn't there a scientific study showing that people who constantly post "wise" quotes are actually dumb af?>>316264
If she was really 30-23-30 her body wouldn't be the straight square we see in the pic here. >>316220
Meh.. If this was Koot's measurements we were talking about, I'd be right there with you rolling my eyes. However Kaka is skinny and 23inch waist isn't impossible. ( Lol though, she's got the measurements of a plank )
I also thought she was taller then 5'4 … Are these measurements old ? I always figured she was about 5'5-5'6 ..
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her ass isnt flat though. this is a thumbnail of an old stickam video.
No. that's "arched back booty"
Her posture is shit
my god anon kiki is sweet dee
- no one liked them in high school
- both have rotten, self-absorbed personalities
- the scoliosis lmao
- they both have failed careers as an actress/model that they wont give up on
the only difference is dee actually has friends lol i love it
damn no joke she looks really good here
cant tell if she tweeked some things in ps or if shes actually this pretty and her instagram pictures are just terrible examples of how she looks irl
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Looking at that profile and the pictures she displayed .. I'd believe it ..
Look at those nonexistent curves .. And the fact that she's wearing heals and arching her back. ( probably sucking in a little too )
Nah, 23" is a small but feasible waist size for someone of that height, especially since she's vegan.
I'd have a harder time believing that of Dakota, though, she does look.. not chubby, just soft.
Thanks based anon>>316438
I have a vague recollection of Kaka bragging about having a "booty" maybe that's why.
That's totally possible, but it doesn't quite match Cathy's syntax as well as Kiki's, from the old tumblr i remember of Cathy discussing Dakota's like… hair extensions or something. The posts are pretty similar to the humor Kiki displays in old stickam vids.
Still, you have a good point. I wonder if admin/farmhands have any explanation?
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Oh my god, it's beautiful. They even kinda look alike!
I'm always wondering about this too. All she needs is a chin reduction/chin shave and lip fillers. Lip fillers last 6 months, so if she doesn't like them, no worry.
Restylane costs 500 bucks, the chin shave she would need would be around 2-3k. After that she wouldn't really need to photoshop herself.
But this is the same as wondering why she doesn't just hit the gym for 3-4 months and then cut out carbs for a month, so she wouldn't need to photoshop and get dropped from contracts for being "fat".
You see, all of this takes EFFORT.
Something Koti nor Kiki are known for.
this is one of the most delusional thing about her
There's a huge difference between what she has and having people stop you to ask where you "got that booty" (like she claimed has happened to her "since she moved to California)
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Samefagging. She also deleted a SHIT TON of twets where she bragged about it (plus the video )
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Damn she looks busted here. I get why she obsessed over taylor now, if I passed kaka in the street I wouldn't look twice, she's that much of a plain jane.
Deffo not model material. She looks like a dumpy thirty-something with thinning hair and cakey makeup.
I feel really bad for her, I hope she gets help for her butthurt.
The "no longer can wear size 0" got a major eyeroll from me. It's a real shame the videos and her Era of tweeting non-stop are gone. They were the ultimate influx of Kiki humble bragging>>316568
BRUH I actually cackled at that
Dee= Kiki, Dennis= Onion…
Rickety Cricket= all of Onion's wives.
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She looks like Robin Wright with some dumb big-eyed snapchat filter in this pic.>>316218
She looks nice in this pic. Like, I could see her doing a Dove commercial or something.
Long-time lolcow user here, just checking in.
Shit. It seems like my time on lolcow has been spent arguing with either spoony or kiki the entire time.
Way to go, you crazy bitches.
completely contrary, she wants to be tall, they both do. this anon must be confused >>316808
because i've only seen her say everywhere that she is 5'4. on stickam, twitter, youtube, this profile etc. Dakota is the one that is 5'3, but Bravo has lied saying she is 5'4 and 5'5 before.
Kirsten is 5'4 and Dakota is 5'3, i'm pretty sure of this.
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I'm not confused at all. See:>>>/pt/191731
pathological, not psychological.
and the certificate took 8 months to get from start to finish
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>>316832>What do I find sexy?>empathy,kindness,compassion
What I like to do on Vacation>active & explore
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Look how much I care about animals! I'm kind and wonderful! I would never be cruel!
caring about animals =/= caring about humans.
hitler loved animals too and didn't pretend that he wasn't cruel to people. so these tweets are irrelevant
What has she ever done for animal welfare? I don't mean posting videos or feeling weery sowwy. Like physically volunteering or monetary donations of a significant sum.
Kiki the man kicking the cow in the face works a shitty job in shitty conditions for a shitty pay. One does not kick a cow in the face when they're living a fulfilling and happy job. But you live with your parents so you wouldn't know that anon does not condone kicking cows in the face whatsoever>>316994
SHE posted like, twice about volunteering - kids once, animals once too. Pics and all to prove it.
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Okay I'm late to the party but HOLY FUCK.
I knew this bitch was crazy but I had no idea she was this absolutely diagnosed confirmed officially batshit insane. This whole story is worthy of a movie or two.
The only thing more exciting than this is what's coming next for her… I can't, I just can't
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She went to a wolf sanctuary to volunteer once, pic related. But I highly doubt she actually volunteered since she says she's wearing 5 inch heels and even without the heels, the outfit she's wearing doesn't look suitable for working with animals. I would bet money she just came to pet the wolves and to humblebrag about how much of a good person she is.
Yeah, she went to a wolf sanctuary so she can take pictures and say she was around wolves on her social media to feel cool. That's for herself and her vanity.
Meanwhile, she's posting pictures of factory animals and screaming "abuse!111!" but I doubt she's ever volunteered to work on a private farm or supported local organic farmers who actually give a shit about their livestock.
No. She had a short-lived phase pretending to be interested in China and Korea after she posted a pic of China thinking it was Japan (she was trying to trick people into thinking she was living in Japan). But she never really claimed to be good at speaking them or anything, she would just post random phrases in those languages from time to time.
With Japanese, she often bragged about speaking it really well and how easy it is but she's actually really awful at it. When she tries to create her own more "advanced" (aka beginner-intermediate level) sentences, it's almost completely unintelligible. And she even fucks up the simplest beginner level stuff. You'd think she'd be pretty good at it due to the fact that she's so desperate to live there, she has a sister who speaks the language, has been to the country a few times and spent a good amount of time there, has been studying for like 2-3 years now, and even dated Japanese guys.
She claimed to be studying chinese/Korean, if I'm not mistaken but we all know this ain't true>>317142
I think she also received a certificate (and ofc posted a pic of it) for helping out disabled students with taking notes in class.
being esl+kaka babblering nosense and laughing at her own lame jokes every 5 seconds is hard to understand her
Plus "being to speak to SO's family members"
GIRL HAD PLANS
The laugh at the near-end of the video on how she spoke in English in Chinese language structure, though. Totally happened Kaka
Yes! Hell, she's a talentless hack, but that hasn't stopped thousands of other people from getting off their ass and doing something
Kind of OT but kind of amazes me how much she holds herself back in everything she does. I mean, she even managed to fuck up being an AliExpress re-seller because she just had to make it all about her being a personal style assistant and designer
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Sometimes it's hard to believe this girl was ever interesting, everything she posts these days is so dull.https://www.instagram.com/p/BNBoMhYgM8Q/
It really makes me wonder if Kota doesn't want her to speak Japanese or move to Japan. Either that or she's just way too stubborn to take any advice because she thinks she's right.>>317321
Sadly, I don't think so. There are still posts she's made in those languages on her twitter and ig tho.>>317414
I think we milked her too hard.
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was she ever interesting? she just had the appropriate style to appear 'edgy' at a certain time in history. Everyone grows up to learn that style is just an illusion anyway.
I almost get a Venus vibe from this… the tone and speech pattern plus the little 'ya!' at the end. Except that whole shtick is actually cute coming from Venus, it's just weird and embarrassing from Kiki.
I hope to god she doesn't behave like this when she deigns to go out in public for her yearly five minutes of fresh air.
Be safe,drive safe ~
>Camera turns off
Cause I'm gonna gut you bitches .. and your little dog too.
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Breaking news: Keeks still types like a retard from 2006
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She's legit trying to create and talk in a Japanese/English accent. Like bitch youre from Florida we know you dont talk with that retarded accent. Jfc what an embarrassment to the human race. Pic related it's keeks
Both color and haircut do nothing for her
C'mon Kiki, drop the salt and hit a salon fgs
Sage for blog but I've been coloring my hair blonde for YEARS, and I went darker just once- a few people said right to my face it just didn't suit me. Other friends said things like oh no don't listen to them they're just mean.
but nah I'm pretty sure they were telling the truth which sucked for me but, I didn't get mad. lol
I can't understand people who just can't take comments like this. Unless they're like "YOUR HAIR SUCKS KILL YOURSELF", which they're not.
Her natural color is fine, a different hairstyle would be enough imo. >>317793
Yeah… but we arent saying anything extreme tho. Just bangs and volume, or maybe long layers..
it was during a TV show, he wrote a letter describing Dakota, someone from the show read the letter in front of everyone.
another guy also called her "cheap girl" because she was saying her favorite food is cucumbers with rice and that she only eats 1 meal per day, apparently she prefers to use her money for buying decoration etc. Ok girl…
Yall saying you want to "befriend" Kiki must be new here.
Have you read anything she's posted here? If that's any indication, the girl has no friends. The girl has never had real friends.
The girl at this point is clearly so inept, crazy, and retarded that she will. Never. Have. Friends.
Spinning some fairytale fantasy in your head that you'll, like, totez kick it with Kiki and help change her are completely unrealistic and ridiculous. She's a raging, insane narcissist. The only thing she wants to talk about on a loop is herself and haters. It's impossible for her to develop friendships. She tried to call herself a Kardashian for fucksake. The amount of delusion harbored in that shiny, fat forehead is completely terrifying.
Kiki will never have friends. Kiki is like, what, 25 years old now? Has never lived without her parents. She is too stupid to run a business, get a real job, service other people, care about anyone but herself, or ever learn how to shut the fuck up about herself and all of the paranoid and narcissistic delusions she wields.
The irony of Kiki calling everyone her obsessive haters and ugly failures, is that Kiki herself is truly a failure and an embarrassing waste of oxygen in every way. She will never improve because she'll never accept criticism because she thinks she's perfect. Every single stupid scheme her and her retarded parents shit out for cash fails because their delusions of grandeur cannot run a business.
When you think about just how much of dumb piece of shit she is, why in the fuck would you want to be friends with her? She isn't even capable of behaving in a way that's tolerable.
It goes both ways. She used to be salty about making videos, especially vegan advice videos, because she didn't want haters to take her advice and use it. Doesn't want to help haters and doesn't want to take advice from haters because she thinks they want to ruin her. Her shitty vegan diet is what ruined her. Thinning, greasy mousy hair and she looks like a frail hag. She can grow her hair to her ankles and it's not going to help her any. It's dumb to live with that kind of paranoia of everyone. Some people are trying to offer genuine help that would make improvements. Like >>317807
said none of the tips we gave out were extreme and if she went to a proper salon they could make a cut look great, but she thinks haters are out to sabotage her. Her entire life is paranoia and fear of haters trying to ruin her.
Thats fucking embarrassing ! I don't feel bad for Dakota because its her own fucking fault. She's a model and does absolutely nothing to maintain a figure or stay on trend.
I don't even understand the point in being salty towards Taylor, when at least Tay tries to stay on trend and maintain her figure/looks. Do they seriously hate hard workers that much ? Is it because Tay makes them look like even more lazy cunts.
Why hasn't this bitch been given the boot ?
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>I can't do anything with my life cos muh haters!!!1
She will never change.
You guys do know we were talking about Kiki and not Koti right? And nobody even told you guys either. But anyway, 23 inches isn't too horrible, a lot of models are aroun that size and they are taller but they are also toned, Kiki is skinny but soft. I'm the same height as her and am small boned and my waist looks smaller than hers, and mine is 25 inches so she's lying, but her waist might be the same size as mine also because she's so skinny and has no hips so it makes her shape look odd. She could be 23 if she lifted weights and worked out everyday, and also maybe she'd be less busted in the face. She should just turn her life around and go to therapy and start taking supplements and vitamins and hair vitamins and do protein shakes and be a bad bitch and stop caring so much about what other people think. When I picture her I picture smegol, I know this is cringey but I used to think Kiki's looks were goals, and now she's haggard and skeletal and bitter. Does she care at all? I can't believe I used to believe her lies. And I let her get me down because she blocked me for no reason back in her stickam days!! I have aspergers and it really hurt my feelings, granted my feelings were hurt easily but she was sort of my idol, when it came to her look anyway. She is pretty emptyheaded
>>317926>Why hasn't this bitch been given the boot ?
probably someone is giving her the D instead
they think they're naturally perfect, swallowing a handful of supplements and tapping a drop down menu on meitu is the only effort ostrengas are willing to do
>>317947>Whenever I do YT consistently I get harassed and trolled a lot to ridiculous lengths
But Kaka, I thought that was already
happening to you regardless of what you do. I thought people were already sending you death threats and showing up at your house on a daily basis even when you would try to get off the internet.
>>317955>Are you really asking me to censor myself for the sake of that tyrant?>Don't project your battered woman syndrome onto me
holy shit you didn't understand at all. let me break it down so it's easier on your autism.
I'm not worried about you hurting keek's feelings. to the contrary, your post admitting that you've been following her since the stickam days and being butthurt because she rejected you
7 years ago is going to feed her ego. she's going to feel like she just got confirmation that all her paranoid notions about haters being abnormal low self esteem jellies from the past who are still "stalking" her are true.
I agree with you that sometimes a few anons reach and sound bitter and jealous, not only in this thread. I don't think Kiki looks ugly and I don't think anything bad about her living with parents. We were born on the same day, have broad foreheads and our cats had the same name coincidentally (lol) so it's hard for me not to have a bit of a liking for her.
But I dislike kiki. It is her victim personality and how disgusting she is to come here to post gore and hate on someone while pretending to be a saint on other media. Horrible shit. Unfortunately, she is a bad person. If you really befriended her you'd probably regret it later because she'd probably backstab you if given a chance.
Dakota shouldn't be gaining anymore weight. Those are for Kooter to look how she wants to.
Kiki needs to start eating proper food and taking care of her skin. Also a few years of therapy, group home and no access to the internet should fix her right up.
Sweet Jesus, autistic anon
>She was mean to me 7 years ago and now she's paying the price with her shitty degenerating looks.
Kek>Don't belittle me you smug piece of garbage. >Try and stop me you hoebag>Don't project your battered woman syndrome onto me.
anon's rampage is amusing.
It's really interesting, for me, to compare Dakota and Kirsten. Dakota gets a lot of hate on here for not being model material, for conning her way into Japan, ect. But at this point in my life, she really reminds me of myself. Kind of girl next door cute, but not smoking hot. Was treated as "the fat one" for most of her life. Struggled with eating disorders and probably social anxiety. And now she's a bit chubby and not too successful but got away from her shitty family. I'm trying to improve myself but she in so many ways reminds me of who I am– it doesn't help that we are the same age, I guess. So I also take a liking to her in a strange way. Even though she does wtf stuff.
But I have no ability to relate to Kiki. She's tall, anorexic skinny, with harsh features and long hair. She builds her ego up from this place of deep insecurity inside her. She was treated like a queen in her formative years and still hasn't stopped being a cunt, she just learned how to hide it better. I would never want to be friends with someone like her. She seems so unhinged and unfixable.
Sorry for blog post. The Ostrenga sisters are really interesting to me. I can't believe I've been following them for already 9 years.
If you are not the anon here: >>318109
And or here>>318081
Then, my bad.
Hi Kiki. Sorry that the truth hurts you so much.
I know it's hard to believe, but a vast majority of humans aren't jealous of you. You're embarrassing and your life is really sad. Full fucking circle you hypocritical, crazy sack of salt.
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No, there isn't anything wrong with living with your parents in itself. If that's what you gathered from that post, you weren't really listening. I wouldn't harbor any kinship with Kirsten just because I had a fat forehead, either, so maybe you should be more careful about connecting with people over such insignificant superficial quirks.
Her delusions are the issue. She has gone full fuckin schizo with her narcissistic delusions of grandeur. She just cannot comprehend that people don't like her because she's a nasty creep. In her eyes, she's perfect and impermeable to criticism or improvement. This is her main fault.
She believes she's done nothing wrong. Even after getting caught hatewanking obsessively to Taylor, she continues to post her fake ass love and light bullshit and grace us with her glaringly shiny reflector of a forehead.
I am not bitter. I am not jealous. I would never in a thousand years want to switch places with her. If I woke up out of my body and in hers, I would probably an hero. I say this calmly, casually, and without any attachment. I make astute observations. I not partial.
But, you know, in Kiki's eyes everybody wants to be her or fuck her. The casual vitriol in our posts may hurt people's fee feez–and Kiki's especially–but at least we're clever and humorous about it. Kiki can't even be funny. She just tosses all her jealousy and creepy tendencies in the air and makes bitter word salad lol.
I want to add:
There are two reasons why people even bring up her living with her parents:
1.) She tries to make people think she's living alone/with a Japanese bf in Japan.
2.) She's a total leech. No one would have an issue with her living with her parents if she was at least working or going to school, but she thinks she's too good for that stuff. Many people have pointed out that if she wants to live in Japan so badly, she can work hard to get into a school there or get an actual degree to work there. But instead, she goes for unrealistic things like becoming a famous model/talent in Japan or getting a Japanese husband. (I'm not saying this stuff is unrealistic in general, it's just unrealistic for her because she isn't cute/youthful looking and her personality is the epitome of everything Japan hates)
Can you read?
Sorry that you can't handle reality.
If this is not a troll:
Where is your family? They would be more hurt than people you never met. Disconnect your computer and go do some international travel. Go to a Himalayan monastery retreat or something. There's a whole world out there.
Dear aspie chan:
Not even trolling,
~ turn off your computer ~
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Make sure you're do some self-help reading too>>318560
dude I'm so fucking sick of these
>My waist is X" and I'm this tall and weigh this much so kiki is a liar!
Humans are bad, and women are particularly shit at guessing the dimensions of an object based on a 2d image. You can't look at yourself in 3d in the mirror and decide someone you've only ever seen in pictures is lying because of what you see.
Like, I get it. we all hate Kiki and she's a liar who lies about things all day not stop. But clearly you're all using it as an excuse to post your measurements and humblebrag. It would be considered shitposting on PULL, a site made entirely of shitposts.
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>>318951>I'm actually really good at guessing measurements and weights and heights of people because I'm autistic.
Anon, just stop.
That's an OLD picture, her measurements are probably different now.
Wow you're really upset haha aww are you crying? Do you always get this passionate when you're wrong? Go drink a chamomile tea and get a dick in you, maybe you'll feel better. But yeah ok, skew my words to mean whatever you want, you've been following my posts for 4 days so that's uh kinda pathetic? Like are ya obsessed with me lmao, also no I didn't "follow" her, I used to think she was pretty back when I was in middleschool before she went bitch mode on me. Don't be retarded, how the fuck did I idolise her? Holy fuck you really are dumb. You must be kiki herself? Someone says you are pretty and that automatically means they are jealous of you hahaha. I'm guessing you're the sort of person who can't accept that people don't like you without it being due to them being jealous of you? You're a fucking mess. Also I don't have any pictures of her saved at all, but you're kinda making it sound like you do by the way you defend her so vehemently. Go brush your 3 remaining hairs you pudgy skeleton(Wow you're really upset haha aww are you crying? Do you always get this passionate when you're wrong? Go drink a chamomile tea and get a dick in you, maybe you'll feel better. But yeah ok, skew my words to mean whatever you want, you've been following my posts for 4 days so that's uh kinda pathetic? Like are ya obsessed with me lmao, also no I didn't "follow" her, I used to think she was pretty back when I was in middleschool before she went bitch mode on me. Don't be retarded, how the fuck did I idolise her? Holy fuck you really are dumb. You must be kiki herself? Someone says you are pretty and that automatically means they are jealous of you hahaha. I'm guessing you're the sort of person who can't accept that people don't like you without it being due to them being jealous of you? You're a fucking mess. Also I don't have any pictures of her saved at all, but you're kinda making it sound like you do by the way you defend her so vehemently. Go brush your 3 remaining hairs you pudgy skeleton)
wish ppl would shut up about waist measurements. some people look like boards with 23" waists, some people look tiny as fuck with 26" ones. it depends on your bone structure and the rest of your measurements too.
she could be 23" but it means fucking nothing and looks like crap unless her hips are 35"+
no wonder why he dumped her
just imagine this screeching bitch being on the phone or talking about herself and the haters 24/7 barely paying any attention to him.
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I wonder why she registered a Facebook in his name.
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holy fudge dat google translate
But I wonder what kinde of Internship she allegedly got. Let just wait now and see her not mentioning it ever again.
(For non moonspeaker anons - She said she got an internship and is excited.)
So what if it's true? What is so special about that?
If it's true then she spent her time trying to stalk Taylor kek
Anon who posted this say something because otherwise this looks like it was Kiki.
Why you posted that today if it is from May? and why other farmers didn't see that kek
This is like the day she tweeted she got an entertainment visa and deleted her tweet few minutes later.
Why are you pitying her? Who would want to be with someone like her? It's no surprise at all that Taku broke up with her ass. If there's anyone you should have sympathy for, it's Taku for having to put up with her.>>319523
If you're going to post a fake tweet, why make it from May? If it's real… why are you posting a tweet from May???
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That is the exact still I think of when I read >>320501
, which is the first thing I thought of too. Her face looks so bloated too. I googled this pic.
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while I was looking for that video I've found this screencap.
>Why someone would waste their time writing about people they don't even know!!!1!>Writes 2000+ slandering posts about tay
was that actually posted 5 hours ago? the lolcow posts are so fucking crazy, i wouldn't have believed it was her if it weren't for the evidence section mentioning the IP 126.96.36.199 that's in Ocoee, FL. that literally the city in Orlando that they're from.
tbh, Kiki probably did this in secrecy and could very easily convince her mom and sister that it isn't true that she ever posted here. which makes her two-face hypocrisy even crazier.
she is right about one thing though, the posts revealed there is no sibling rivalry. she defended Dakota even on anon hardcore and even tried to get her threads moved to /b/
I don't know what the point of this shakey video was, but the beach at the end with the birds was nice enough on its own.
Not taken in Japan, you can tell because the part shot in the car is closest to the barrier on the right side of the road in the direction they were going; the Japanese drive on the left. And she's most likely with her dad because she has no friends.
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Yikes, thought that was Kooter at first.
Maybe shaky video to copy vloggers, though as usual her videos are so incredibly filtered it's like she's a walking potato again.
Kek on date with ostrenga pops wearing old clothes again
None from Kiki, anyway. Then again Kiki has always believed (until Taku I guess) that she was next in line for the Jap spotlight. I'd love
to see the IP on the post that dropped her Kirleios username. We know Dakota has taken jabs at Kiki in Japanese on her Line blog, like saying when Kiki was going back to FL when she was claiming to live in Japan.
Trying to figure out where she is. Definitely not Japan, and surprisingly not Florida. Not with that coast.
Also could it be crazy but could the beach clip be stolen from someone else? To make it seem she is in a place she isn't?