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The thing is, I am
a feminist and his dumb ass only contributes to the horrible fucking feminists-are-SJW-feminazi stereotypes. He's obviously not a fucking feminist, he's not even an ally and he was terrible at keeping up that shtick. He couldn't even stick through the inevitable backlash meninists gave him, so he switched to Egalitarian despite one being a movement and the other being a school of thought; they aren't interchangeable.
Any decent Feminist doesn't encourage misandry and, if you do, you're just as fucking shitty as a misogynist. He just feels compelled to pile labels onto himself and take each one to the extreme. He can't eat a vegetarian diet without telling omnivores to kill themselves, he can't be against circumcision without calling men with cut dicks "broken", he tries to be an LGBTQ ally but shows zero interest in the welfare of queer/trans people, fetishizes the shit out of lesbians and bisexuals and has to make a concerted effort not to call somebody a faggot. Every vegetarian, LGBTQ person, polyamorous person and feminist cringes at the idea of him being associated with them in any fucking way, nobody fucking wants you in their club, Greg
So now he swings from one extreme, misandry, to the other by calling Billie and the audience cunts and bitches and basically says that Billie is used up, damaged goods because he's finished dicking her, that he only valued her for how pretty she is. He's made it known he only values women for the attention and sex they can provide him, we
knew this shit already, but last night he seriously objectified the shit out of Billie and showed his true colors on camera for all the world to see.
I don't even care if a dude says cunt or bitch, it's just knowing that when assholes like Gerg sling those words at women, they're only using gendered insults because their intention
is to hurt you as much as possible by shitting on your gender (despite the fact it never works, it's just too pathetic). Same thing with slut shaming. His full intent was to degrade and demean Billie and female anons based on our genders. Wow, what a feminist/feminazi/egalitarian. Great job, Greg, all it takes for you to slip and forget your supposed feminist or egalitarian or whatever it is now belief system is getting angry over some emails.
You can't cling onto this "IMA FEMINAZI, BOOOO MEN" facade anymore, Gerg, your actual views have broken through to the surface one to many times and are immortalized online. It's only inevitable that the tumblrina 14 year old SJWs you pander to will see the stream and see your true, narcissistic rage filled, acne riddled, sexist face.
Sage for ranting fuckery
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Our faces aren't symmetrical, blah, blah, blah, but has Eyenision's lid always been like this? A commenter on his new vid also noticed it.
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Also in the younow it seemed weird. Maybe that's why he always opens his eyes real wide? It could be bad Botox causing it to droop kek
Or it could be he has ptosis pic related
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looked the same way back when he barged into Sarah's stream
Knowing how much Gergles loves doctors I wonder if he even listened about aftercare and when to come back to get it checked.
Dude needs a lift, not botox. With how much he naturally strains his forehead and brows to appear younger and hide his caveman brow. Those poor injections are working overtime to keep those hellish caterpillars up.
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I felt extremely grossed out while watching this. Onion's faces were making me very uncomfortable. I wish I could talk to Billie one day and just ask her, "How could you sleep with this thing?", because he looks so gross, and although I don't consider Billie gorgeous, she's well kept and looks like she showers regularly and doesn't touch kids. For the same "salary" Gurgles was paying her she could've found a better looking and less psycho sugar daddy.
I can't believe he rated himself a 9/10 when he's only 31? 32? And looks at least 45. He looks like he's been doing meth for ten years at least. I couldn't stop looking at his teeth, they look so crooked and greyish like those old men who smell of cheap cigarettes and a dusty car. I can only imagine how his breath must smell.
And don't even get me started on those psycho expressions, like when he opened his eyes very wide or did those creepy smiles. I don't feel well. This was worse than that video of him fucking a dummy with the face of Andy Biersack.
Sage for rant
Here's an unlisted mirror of this cringe video if anyone is interested. It looks like Plainey's wearing a (trans points!) binder, which must feel like murder on her lactating tits.
I don't advise watching while eating since they make out with gross tongue during the video. Just a warning.
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Billie commented on Drew's "onision breakdown" video
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He's making yet another video about Billie, this time scripted, with his makeup on
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And he's still demanding his FAX, even though Drew showed one of the emails that apparently didn't exist, and Greg showed the other email he (greg) said didn't exist.
Drew said the others are greg repeatedly sending Billie info about taxes, how to do her taxes, reminding her to do taxes. e's not going to release them unless Billie okays it, Greg. Because he respects her, something that's beyond your understanding.
And they're still focused on the mysterious email of April 11th. Too fucking funny.
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He's also started using fan art as his "photo". Guess the digs about his looks compared to Drew are really getting under his pitted, infected, pustule peppered skin.
But Drew already posted the screenshot two days ago on the 24th, it was already out there and readily available to see… but he's still narc raging because nobody directly linked his lazy ass to it? (as Drew already explained, you can't post links in YouNow)
That's on you Grease for not paying attention, nobody else.
yes, and we've all agreed that she is a shit person for doing that. However we've literally just seen how greg blows up when he's angry, and if she WAS being treated like that I think the last thing on her mind would be defending those around her when it would set him off like that.
again, i don't like her. i don't agree with the things she does, but nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors.
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Greg thinks he's deep. So, we get an insight as to how he sees friendships and relationships: we're all either hunters. or prey.
NORMAL PEOPLE DO NOT THINK THIS WAY, GREG. Narcissists and sociopaths think this way. You are not special or superior for thinking this way. You are in error (which means: you are wrong, and interpret reality incorrectly.) What you think are FAX, are not, in fact, FAX.
He's going to try his hardest to make himself look as hot as he possibly can in this video, I know it.>>376879
Agree. This really shows what type of person plainey really is. If you really love someone, you would care for their well-being as well, ESPECIALLY if it was something as trivial as smoking weed
. and Billie has obviously had some shit go down in her past, but we need trigger warnings
all over for the ~space prince~
also decent people don't pretend to love someone and try to rake in as much sympathy as possible for being heartbroken.>>376882
i'm curious about this too because sarah and lainey were BOTH making fun of the #istandwithbillie hashtag within hours. sarah does get kind of snakey.
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Oh my god, is that Rex Manning?
If Gerg's philosophy on friendship here >>376878
is any indication of how he's been influencing Sarah for the past three years combined with Lainey's equally fucked up ways she treats people in her life is anything to go by – I'm very much inclined to go with the latter of your thoughts.
Omg I thought that, too!>oh rexy, you're so sexy!
That painting needs a heavier set of brows.
sage for being an old cunt
At the start of the video he claims the email where he tells Billie to go back to Lainey is fake, but that has been proven to exist.
He says Lainey was crying, and then he says "she was about the cry".
He is constantly trickle-truthing and lying.
He claims the only email he would have sent would have to do with taxes. Two emails have been released and they don't mention taxes at all.
I have a feeling Drew is concerned about legal trouble because I'm certain there are more emails.
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link goes like this >>374296
or this >>>/pt/374296
yt anon it's done!https://pastebin.com/L0TaZMGA
Sorry for the huge block of text, he repeats himself so much.
I suspect it might have been pot that he was smelling on her.
It smells like old sweat
Yep, it's one of the insults he always falls back on when he can't think of anything more creative.
He said it about AJ, Social Repose and now Billie.
The term is "bold-faced", Anon.
But pleeeeease someone make a video with him flat out lying about the existence of this email followed immediately by him showing the email on his own damn phone.
Cause god, he made a total fool liar of himself for the world to see.
They are actually both acceptable terms, up Bold makes more sense.
Sage for off topic
I think those two emails Gerg showed on his stream were the only two aside from tax stuff.
They aren't that milky, but drew never claimed them to be. He just said Greg emailed Billie begging her to come back, which he did.
The only thing they "started" was posting the one email. Greg didn't even acknowledge it, clearly because he was going on as if he never sent ANY until people showed him that drew posted it. It was actually people in chat asking about emails that started it.
Tipping the cow, maybe. But it got milk everywhere
He did heavily imply and pretty much downright said at the end that Onision wants Billie more than Lainey which would make anyone assume he had reason to say that. I don't know I just think at this point Drew has done nothing but engage in a dick measuring contest with Onion.
I'm not saying that I disagree with Drew but I do think when it comes to arguing with Onion especially knowing how big he is on FAX it's go big or go home, imo
np! Sorry if there's typos, it was my first time trying to transcript something. And hearing his voice is painful enough.>>376935
But Greg was the one to start the drama? Drew just made an off-hand comment that Greg was still emailing Billie in the middle of his video. Greg was the one to blow up on twitter saying he never emailed her, so Drew replied with proof that he wasn't lying.
Also Greg outwardly lied the whole stream until someone sent him the link. And then he lost his shit. So, I mean if Greg never lied, we wouldn't have witnessed that meltdown. He brought it on himself.
I don't like Drew at all. He's kind of annoying and I think he's doing this 1) for attention and 2) because its the typical new bf hating and going after greasy ex bf.
i dont think we are ever going to see any more emails because i dont think there are any.
Drew isn't any worse than Onion and he's certainly leagues better. He's no grand prize but at least he's human. And yeah no shit he's doing it for attention- where have you been in the past Grag threads where he decimates his exes all for attention? Finally at least one of his exes is getting it back at him.
And no shit about the emails, clearly it was partially a ploy by anons/Drew being honest about what was shown/and Greg loosing his everloving shit because he's a narc.
adjective NORTH AMERICAN
shameless and undisguised; barefaced.
"a bald-faced lie"
Both terms are acceptable.
there probably are more emails. billie got really close to them, she saw a lot. otherwise narc mcfuckcuck wouldn't be narcing out so much about it.
billie seems to have a lot to say about grainey but SHE has actual anxiety and doesn't enjoy being the center of everyone's sympathy/attention. whenever drama pops up it's because someone else is standing up for her and airing the abuse themselves. last time it was ayalla.
so, with that being said, remember how greg silenced ayalla and billie by threatening to send cops to their family's house? you guys wonder why billie's trying her best to get even but also be safe?
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He got semi-doxxed on kiwifarms last year, but the phone number looks kinda fake to me.
Sadly for Taylor, there's no fucking way to do that. No matter how quickly and quietly she does it, even if she doesn't demand the child support and alimony she'd be entitled to, Gurgles won't let go that easily. I don't think she could find a lawyer good enough to make him shut up.
She'll have to knuckle up and just do it
I think that's a really sad situation to be in. I don't think the internet is supporting her either. So she probably does feel trapped.>>376996
I hope she gets out alive.
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HAHA Asked him if he has NPD
Posting drews response vid in case anyone missed it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-bDnAp34Tg
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One of the tax emails
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>goes on YouNow to make Lainey money so he can kick her to the curb
>calls her viewers idiots and fuckface
>keeps talking shit about Billie and her hygiene
>"billie is violent, she screamed at my wife"
This made me kek like how childish is that?
"eww shes stinky" onision, you look like a sweaty gym sock, and theres is no nastier stink then the stink of desperation which you reek of. Give it up dude.
I keked so hard at people asking if he had a black eye. No, kids. He's just not aging well and has probably not slept at all.
This stream was tame as fuck. Other than him talking shit about Billie, this was nothing special. >let's make lainey some moolah>five people donate
Haha I can hear the person recording having a chuckle and munching on popcorn hahahaha it's so cute to me for some reason
Sage for ot
That chuckle you make when he says "stank ass armpit, bad hygienic bitch", is everrrrything
He's adding more and more words to her title every day, and talks about her starving herself, which he "helped her with" kek
sage for ot
kek maybe billie left him because above all else shes too mature for him. Hes always been pathetic, I really hope we are seeing the beginning of his downfall.
I'm really horrified to learn he has kids. Tj=hose poor kids ;_;
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Hey, faxmachine - learn to spell, once and for fucking all. You fucking narcissist.
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My God, he was so fucking vile here!
At least in the old Ustream videos he didn't cuss anyone out or called people names and shit, just interacted with his fans and sang along to his shitty music.
Yeah this is tame compared to yesterday, but damn!
Actually its more a brain dead defensive tactic used by idiots who have no argument
"you calling me a racist means you're the real racist"
"You calling me a narcissist makes you the real narc…narci…naricccistity smelly poopoohead"
He responded to me often XD I think it's coz I sent Lainey a video telling her to grow some confidence and not to live up to his standards and morals.
XD He's such a fucking cuck.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Damn, are we were all females there, so much for ~feminism~
Guess I got lucky since he was "nice" to me, and I fucking called him a cuck in the alimony question!
he responded to me asking if he loved Billie more because she's cuter lol
"LAINEY IS EQUALLY AS ATTRACTIVE AS HER…IF NOT MORE!!"
Why not just say he thinks his wife is more attractive? Why equal? Cus he knows Billie is cuter and that's why he wanted to bang her without Lainey there so badly. Also said he didn't love Billie more because he dumped her so many times and chose Lainey. Yeah cus you won't have to pay Billie child support if you dump her unlike Lainey lololol.
You can tell what he really thinks of his audience by the way he treats younow chat, too. He assumes everyone
is a young child that doesn't know anything about the world. That's the preconceived notion he has going in to a livestream in front of presumably his own audience.>>377105>>377107>XD
sage your shit, anon.>>377110
Imagine how much more normal he would have seemed if he was just calm and said something like "even though Billie is cute, I am more attracted to my wife" instead he goes "reeeEEEEEEE, Billie is an ugly bitch who smells, eeew"
He could have done so much damage control, but he's too damn stupid and falls for easy bait all the fucking time. It must be so exhausting being around his bullshit.>>377116
Your account name is perfection. Good job, Anon.
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Thanks. Mines taking ages to render
Fucking LULZ at his response to "Get a real job"
>Whoever said that, you can never watch tv, you can never watch movies, you can never listen to music again, they all fall under the same umbrella
Holy shit, Gerg, you ACTUALLY think you produce the same kind of content as legitimate filmmakers, showrunners and musicians? We've SEEN your shit, you delusional autist, you're an embarrassing, ugly, disgusting manchild with a camera, sperging out in your tacky fucking house, making GARBAGE fucking content and the WORST music…so bad, I wouldn't consider it music, so bad I actually thought he was doing it on purpose and it was a JOKE…I've ever fucking listened to, your "music" is like ear rape, Microdick Jones.
Oooh, but sure, the people who accuse you of being a "narccciccist" are the real ones with NPD, not you and your insane delusions of grandeur.
The thing is it just comes off as retarded.
I remember he did a video to "mock" people calling him a pedo by dressing up as a woman and explaining in a really stupid voice in 3rd person how hes not a pedo and i swear its so wierd and creepy i could imagine it being used as exhibit B when hes on trial for getting his followers to commit ritual suicide.
Here's another copy of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhbEgdHJJ5E
already up and ready to watch
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Good lord his brow is not even human
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(although harry is cuter)
I'd be wary of believing what the compulsive liar says about anything at this point, he could even mean "cheating" was sitting on that guy's shoulders at a gig back in the summer when he threw a massive shitfit at her and dumped her for the 3rd time over it.
Not to mention this >>377160
and the fact it was a poly relationship, he's the one that wanted the "trinity" is Billie's desires not as important as his? Cripes.
Replying to posts from previous thread>>376761>>376767>>376764
Cyr is the host on DramaAlert instead of Keem this weekend. Guest hosts choose which news to report.
Wouldn't it be grand if Cyr addressed Greg's meltdown on the show? A farmer can dream…
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He looks like something from star trek lol
Someone please send gurgles back to his home planet, he's unfit to live on Earth and clearly doesn't belong here!
he's gone in on onion before on his own >>>/pt/334178
it was just his snapchat, but he was raging.
I don't know why he's bothering to try and drag her name through the mud again, it didn't work the first time he tried it; even with the combined efforts of Doormat - it failed then and it's going to fail again.
Did he seriously believe he's safe to do all this shit behind his Patreon "paywall" where he thought he could bask in the validation of his supporters alone? Fuck no, haha.
Hes used to scaring his ex's off the internet with his harassment and sicking his fans on them. He didnt take into account that hes barely relevant now, and he has less fans than before. There are more people who hate him who will side with billie. And even his fans dont care and are sick of him talking about it.
Hes probably mad that shes getting the same amount of views some of his videos are getting with only 140k subs while he has 2 million lmao. And that she is not huddled crying in a corner cowering to stick her head out like his wife lameo would be if she got dumped. Billie's life isnt ruined and she quickly moved on and found a new boyfriend. With skye, he pretty much ruined her youtube career and she stayed away. With shiloh he ruined her music career and she also shyed off the internet for awhile. Billie however, all he did was really take her job from target and she quickly found a new job, got a new boyfriend and still has fans and a youtube channel with positive likes and decent views for how small her channel is. Hes so mad haha. He has to be reminded at how much prettier and interesting she is compared to plainey cardboard box personality lameo.
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this water is the closest to fiji lainey will ever get
haha bless you anon.>>377198
I wish drew and billie would meet up in fiji next because lameo would cry so hard.
I like how he goes on and on about that ONE time billie screamed at lainey saying she was a fucking bitch or whatever while in the same breath calling her a disgusting druggie loser whore homewrecker stank ass armpit unhygienic dumb bitch dropout secondhand gf lying slut criminal unstable violent uncontrollable psycho who needs a dog collar with a dogshit personality piece of shit, etc.
But that one time billie yelled at lainey calling her a fucking bitch!
Not to mention>Billie completely independent>Earns enough money for a trip to Europe to have fun with her boyfriend>Her boyfriend is proud of her
Meanwhile>Plainey hasn't earned shit in her sad life>Has to depend on 31-year old red toddler she calls her husband to give her some allowance>He will never take her to Fiji, he doesn't even remember she wants to go
Lainey, you are so #blessed
I like how onion even knows lameo does nothing. In the younow:>"lainey has a patreon now. Lainey might actually do something on it…they want to."
While smirking and then laughing like he knows shes useless. And he says it after seeing the comments saying lainey doesnt do anything. He can't even deny the fact she does nothing.
everyone get off XD-chans back they are wholesome and pure!!!>>377168
I wonder if Lainey got so upset because she secretly wished she could be free like Billie>>377212
and it was probably true, too, lol
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Just stumbled upon this. Micropenis confirmed
here is the backup younow from yesterday: https://youtu.be/5rXjuU8wfJA
inserted is onion's video on otherkin. he rages.
The lack of self awareness is astounding. He's a complete and total hypocrite.>>377241
You're not wrong, I didn't hear him deny that fact at all lol
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Onionboy should really re-think all those "ugly as fuck" insults.Greg, look in the mirror, now look at Drew, now in the mirror. Who's ugly as fuck?
Sage for being petty.
I'm developing a crush on this stupid idiot
He's not that smart, he's kind of into himself, but he's so cute defending billie. sage for being autistic i hate myself
i'm watching the younow stream as i upload it and he starts accusing billie and drew of having a shit sex life which is why they must be obsessing over him.
he admits he isn't well endowed, but he 100% believes he is a sex god lol.
They are both ugly, but Drew seems less prickish.
Some of you are massively overrating this guy's appearance lol
Stop spamming this thread with this fugly mug , we already have two fugly mugs being posted repeatedly. >>377250
Wasnt there a video in which he showed his sex toys in the basement or something like that? Im curious now lol
Greg going on about one time Billie called Taylor a bitch actually says a lot of good things about Billie imo. Given the environment in that house, and how Greg loves to spill everything, that was probably the worst thing she ever did to them.
Billie is young, uneducated, suffering from untreated mental health problems, and was in a chaotic environment full of fighting where she was having constant panic attacks, and the worst things they can say about her conduct is that she had bad hygiene and called Lainey a bitch, and that she took out her frustration on some pumpkins. Honestly, I think it's impressive–I couldn't have held it together that well, and I have the same disorder Billie thinks she has (panic disorder).
Compare that to all the shit Greg and Lainey have done through all the breakups… Yeah. Even if the hygiene thing is true, I think Billie still is way classier and more mature than either of them will ever be.
>>377267>Billie still is way classier
No. Lets just call it what it is/they are: a bunch of white trash people that behave as expected. I am sorry but if someone I was paying for screamed at me calling me a bitch while shes living at MY place with MY money, I would have slapped that bitch. Lainey and Billie are around the same age right? Seems only fair. I think the only one "classy" on that "kitchen fight" was Lainey and thats saying a lot. They are all shit-stains. (but yes Lainey and Onion are worse)>>377268
I dont think they feel "sorry" for her per se, they just feel sorry for her kid/s.
Sat through the whole thing and thought of someting, "everyone will see what you did to me" isn't that something shiloh said in that mental breakdown video? Do you guys think there's some truth about gregs behavior in this song?
Sage for speculation and no contribution
Despite what you can say about Billie's class, she seems like a sweet girl who tried to make the best of the situation. She specifically asked Gurgles to stop shouting at Lainey and Sarah.
Compare to Lainey the sour faced cunt who is manipulative and a crier all the time. Ughh.
crying in his tesla, lol.
this seems to spell out a position where the abuser is, in fact, the weak one. like there's some gymnastics behind it that say 'see, women are strong and they always crush their abusers, therefore if that doesn't happen they were not really being abused'. that's not how it works, greggles. be mad.
But I bet he knows Billies favorite anime.
>>377302>staying for the kid>Lainey
That's a good one. This is the woman who is a lactation consultant (supposedly) yet let her kid breastfeed without brushing his teeth until his entire mouth rotted. This kid had to have oral surgery to fix BABY TEETH.
Lainey's definitely a better parent than Onion (a wild animal would be a better parent than Onion) but she's neglectful and spends all her time crying or doing social media. It says a lot that the only picture you've seen of Troy in his natural habitat is shunted off to the side with neither parent in sight and recording equipment dangerously shoved next to his play area. For fucks sakes they had a big lighting gear pushed right next to his play table where he'd sit. All it would take was for him to fall and it'd come down on top of him.
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taking posing tips from zoolander is a brave move.
Sorry for pulling something from so far back, but he actually said "we talked about how narcissistic people who call people narcissistic are"
Think about this. This is a 30 year old who just used the "I know you are but what am I" comeback. "I'm not narcissistic, you are.."
I think the main reason she's still with him is because being the current Greasewife is her main identity and also out of spite to both her family and the h8ers. They may have a big house and a fancy car but aside from that their lifestyle is all but luxurious: hardly any furnishings, shitty processed food all day erry day, ugly plain clothes, no outings or vacations ever, not even a decent wedding band that won't turn her finger green. I think she'd stay with him even if they have to sell the car and downgrade on the house, as long as he doesn't expect her to get a job or take responsibility.
I do think she might leave him if he were to permanently sink into obscurity. Their entire relationship is based around the internet and his internet 'fame'. She is Onision's Wife. If Greg ceases to be Onision, the basis of their relationship falls through, plus there will be no h8ers to say "I told you so".
It will probably take a long time for this to happen though, dude is like a cockroach. He'll probably find some way to get rid of her before she ever considers leaving him.>>377304
B-but anon he PAID for her so it's only fair she does those things to prove her love in return!>>377337
Coming from the same guy whose immediate response to rejection is "well ur ugly and u stink", I can't say I'm surprised.
Do you watch DBZ Abridged?
(Speculating this is the same anon from a few posts back)
Stop using "XD" dammit! And if you are, sage!
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Kinda OT but i was looking at that ladyboy's twitter and she claimed that musician lainey is currently obsessed with is a rapist. Also her tweets are pretty ironic rn when she supports onion boy. I don't think lameo will be happy about this lmao.
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he looks so fucking weird when his eyebrows aren't slouched over his eyes.
She's so edgy and honest, just like her idol Onision!!! U guise, it's not her fault, don't shoot the messenger!
Kys, Dani. Your photos are shit, your makeup looks like crusty sperm and your personality is by far the worst of all.
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I remember that too. I'll try to find it, because he admitted that Taylor cheated on him with Greg. And that Greg cheated on Shiloh for Taylor. She and David dated for like 3-4 years and were planning a life together, and then she got her fangirl fantasy and ditched him.
She and Greg lie about dates a lot, and when someone asked when they started dating on stream, Taylor turned to him and asked "what did we decide on?" or something.
Also I found another screenshot of Taylor saying she's never been bi.
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To add, shes going on and on about how this callmekarizma guy violated girls and took advantage of underaged girls (sound like someone?). And that anyone who supports him is terrible and just as guilty as him. But she supports lameo who is like his #1 fan. Her twitter banner is his album.
Also if what shes saying is true, that guy is fucked up.
She's about the most unreliable narrator who ever lived, so I don't
theres literally no evidence to any of this other than her tweets. why the fuck does she expect us to believe such outrageous things? she has no receipts! for all we know she could be a psycho spreading lies for no reason. this is crazy, no one is going to believe shit.
jesus, she's obnoxious
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What a surprise!
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10 minutes + is really uncomfortable viewing. His anger mixed with feigned high-pitched giggles is nauseating.
I feel genuinely scared for those who are around him IRL. The MAHUSIVE size of his ego is way too big to actually be able to cope with the level of hypocrisy, lies, and cringe he has generated now without consequences. It would be better if he was completely unself-aware but you can tell the whole time with the fakeyfakey that he hasn't even convinced himself of the act he puts on.
He should smoke a joint and take some time to deconstruct his bullshit image that only fools a minority of pre-pubescent girls.
kek dont say that if onion boy sees it his ego will grow again.
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Fucking hell, Did the past two younow outbursts just NOT happen? jfc grease
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No proof of who sent this email to him.
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his banner is so shitty, especially since he prides himself on being a website creator and graphic designer.
He should call this "a tribute to all my dollar store costumes"
God, it's like a sad version of Filthy Frank's banner.
Gerg, you can't hop on the Papa Franku train. Everybody already has tried (some have succeeded) in to switch over to the edgelord genre and it's already getting old and played out. Of course your old man self is realizing what the kids these days like just as it becomes un-cool.
His videos havent been demoted because of swearing
they have been demoted because they fall under he category of bullying and harassment you are no martyr cuckboy stop trying to make out you are being targeted unfairly you fucking shitstain.
iirc groggy explained that he made her work for him "editing" because her job was getting in the way of them spending time together. so less, "prostitution work" and more "culty sex ring" but sure man, if that's how you see it. >>377436
i wonder how this is going to play out because now his income relies entirely on whether people find him likable or not. so if he's a little too mean to lainey one day he might lose a lot of money. he's going to quickly realize how good he had it when his paycheck is in the hands of some 14 year old with an allowance
He has the strangest deep dent in the center of his forehead, as if someone got sick of his shit one day and hurled a baseball at his face.
Normally his videos are lit to disguise it but streaming reveals all.
I like how in his last younow accusing drew of photoshopping emails, he says he knows ways to fake emails that can make them seem real even when scrolling. It like confirms he fakes all these emails to himself and has researched ways to convince people they are real. lmao.>>377444
This shit is too creepy, he basically acts out his ex's who have left him and then he posts this shit basically siding with them for doing the right thing while at the same time insulting billie for leaving him. And his fans are like omg onion you're such a great guy!>>377449
someone should really make a video of how onion has changed his story about what billie did like eighty times in his own videos. and how at first he was blaming lameo for all their problems, now its switched cause lameo stuck around and billie left. Funny how first, lameo was the problem, then billie was the problem. It's never greg is the problem.
I can see it now:
Lainey-ok Troy. If John has three apples, and give Gene 2 apples, what pronouns would Gene use to thank John for the apples?
Troy- uhhhh, Xir?
Lainey- NO TROY HOW COULD YOU sob sob
runs from room
Gurg come in - Troy! Lainey is crying! How could you you piece of crap???!?
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if you didnt want to search i went and checked for it, i hope that's cool. lol she's beyond embarrassing
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Creepy Fact: That is Billie's wig. Wonder if he makes Lainey wear it when they're having sex in the basement.
Ah yes that's it! thank you..
There's been more times she's said that she isn't bi than times she's said she is, looking at her when she first met Greg I'd never think in a million years she'd turn into this "agender bisexual poly emo depressed mother of two" but then again destroying lives and sucking the life out of people is what Greg does best.
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DAYUM! I knew it was circling the drain, butdamn.
We all know that she's not actually benefiting the LGBTQ community, but it really irks me that she does more harm than good for Bisexuals (taking part in that bi visibility hashtag by posting selfies of yourself doesn't fucking count
, Plainey) by constantly whipping back and forth between "I am!", "I'm not!", "I am!" and shit. Like, rad, good job, you dumb bitch, you're feeding into the stereotype that Bisexuality=confused and experimenting.
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ooh! That explains this one. It was all just her in denial for so long! Now that she keeps saying shes still polyamorous from having that one forced relationship (but will never date anyone again). Shes totally poly guys!
Also the screencap says 39m ago, but it's old from cuddlegate, not to confuse anyone.
Raaaad, Granglez, you threw all your money away on "stinky-armpit-skanks" and girls with "dutty houses" just so you could lord it over them in an attempt to feel powerful, now you make about as much as somebody with a job that pays $10/hour. Hey, Lainey, Troy and Claire: fuck you. Papa Onion getting puss was the priority, fuck any chance of cool vacations and financial security. Enjoy eating cold beans out of a can.
I'll always love Drew for pointing out he got a girlfriend, had a lovely time with her in a great city, makes her smile everyday and didn't have to spend a penny on her to do so.
You do get that you're as sad as a guy who has to pay women off of Craigslist to come over, hang out with him and suck his greasy cock, Greg, right? You do get that having to pay women to hang out with you is fucking pathetic? Right? And that you'll never get to do that again? Sucker.
He reminds me of how Lenny Bruce would just do "stand up" that consisted of him bitching about his legal trouble to an audience at the end of his career, like, him just reading legal documents and complaining how unfair it all was to a blank faced, confused audience who'd come to hear comedy.
Meanwhile, Lenny Bruce actually did
face a witch hunt all because he cursed in public, while Gerg whining that "YOUTUBE IS UNFAIRLY PERSECUTING ME FOR CUSSING" is utter bullshit.
>doesn't he realise that makes him sound even more controlling?
He's so bad at impersonating what a good, decent person sounds like. He makes it so clear that these aren't his legitimate opinions, that he doesn't actually give a shit about women's rights and is an actual abuser. It's like "I guess
this is what a normal human being would say? Right? Like, I'd hold my spouse down and scream 'YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL THE WAY YOU AREEE!!' in her face if she wanted to get a boob job? Yeah, that sounds good…"
He really is a creep. Wears the wig of his ex he abused and quotes another ex he abused. Doesn't he also wear a hat that looked like what shiloh wore before? Both who were strong enough to leave and get over him. And the abuser in this video just sounds like him. Telling the victim "it was all your fault. everythings your fault."
I feel like he is self aware of the shit he does but gets off on the idea of fooling his audience into thinking hes amazing when hes an asshole right to their face. He thinks hes so powerful.>>377504
lol what. jaclyn has said she always wanted a boob job and when she told her mom and everyone, no one was surprised and was like "i thought you would have done it sooner". But yeah, he always thinks girls only do things for the guys they are with. They are always just sex objects for men to him.>>377508
She would never cause gerg would leave her and she does everything for greg. Her whole life revolves around him. If he died, she'd have an identity crisis because thats 100% of her identity dying. Shes nothing if shes not onisions wife who became bisexual when he told her to and who became poly when he told her to. He probably told her to be agender too to attract girls for him who the fuck knows.
Yeah im sure lainey feels so secure with you!
Hiring and flirting with half naked actresses, praising teens who send you semi nudes, asking fans to call you sexy, telling you he doesnt love you, not caring when you leave with the kids, not remembering tahiti or ever planning to take you there, trashing your family, getting mad at your music tastes, belittling you for being anemic, vaguely bashing you and overtly bashing you in videos, ignoring you when youre jealous, forcing you to get a girlfriend for his sexual satisfaction, flirting with the girl youre jealous about, massaging her, telling said girl you love her when your marriage is in jeopardy, naked massage and cuddling against your wishes, coercing you into polyamory, coercing you into threesomes and shaming you for not being comfortable, removing you from the threesomes completely when you object to them, etc etc.
But he wont make you get surgery so he loves you and doesnt want you to be insecure :) :) :)
Why does he always say Jaclyn and Richie are dating? He even has to wonder aloud if they're still dating or not when, dude, they got married
ages ago. They've been married longer than they dated, they got married after only dating for a short period of time. Whenever they refer to one another, it's as "my husband", "my wife" or "my spouse". For somebody who's so obsessed with the two of them that he feels the need to bitch about Jaclyn getting a boob job ("SHE DID VIDEOS WITH ME, RICHIE, SHE'S STILL MINE
, RICHIE, HOW DARE YOU MAKE HER GET A BOOB JOB THAT SHE CLEARLY STATED SHE WANTED TO GET"), he'd know that they've been married…for, I think, close to a year now? Like, he's trying to tie in her boob job to her "recently" starting to "date" a guy when they've been married a year (hell, maybe more).
What a fucking idiot.
It's really inconsistent branding too. Jacksfilms has really consistent branding, his graphics aren't always the best but it's consistent and very recogniseable. >>377501
Haha wow I remember watching him fall out of the top 100, and now he's nearly out of the top 2000>>377511
how can anyone bare to watch all his videos now a days. You can love yourself as is, and you can love yourself with plastic surgery. Not very feminist of him to assume that she can't make her own decision/is so easily manipulated by a man.>>377525
he self diagnosed himself a few years ago because a fan suggested it. But most likely narcissistic sociopath.
Kids, don't get a boob job because then a greasy thirty something year old won't want to fap to you. Of course, by that logic, a bunch of other greasy men will fap, but Onion penis is the only peen that matters.
Omission, your channel is dying because your content is based on picking on better youtubers for stupid shit that is none of your business. Stop subtly baiting your mentally disabled audience with sinking ship and public execution metaphors.
But good on you for letting mastectomy patients know that their replacement boobs are ugly and disappoints your microdick.
If true; this is no surprise; the military cannot allow certain kinds of people into certain positions. You WANT a low empathy person who feels strongly about rules in combat, but they cannot be a narcissist because their ego will fuck up orders.
Any more info you could share?
He does that shit on purpose. He's trying to diminish the significance of their relationship to have a dig at them. It's like when he said: "Drew's ugly… I hear." as if he wasn't stalking his social media as soon as Billie started dating him. Or, when someone purposely forgets someone's name to hurt them. It's passive aggressive garbage behavior.
GREG'S WHOLE LIFE IS DRAMA, of course he watches that shit, lol. (caps at the absurdity, not you, anon) He's cut himself off from a life outside of the internet, where he can control every aspect of his life and appearance to others. NARC.>>377544
Please be real, and please pass the milk?
Narcissists never accept flaws, or address them. They live in a delusional world where they think MOST EVERYONE else is delusional/imperfect and unable to understand just how exceptional the narcissist is.
So, yeah, this>he just refused to accept it because it was unpossible that the awesomest man who ever lived could be a narcissist?
I really doubt he pursued legal action, though it is a right under HIPAA to request a revision of your own medical records. I don't know if that right extends to military medical records though. I'm curious what's meant by his refusal too. I'm just guessing that he did something similar to what he did in the livestream the other day, sperged at the doctor/medical records staff, accused them of being mentally ill for implying he was, and stormed out like a child.
He really is a textbook narcissist imo. I'm not a psych or anything, it's just amazing to watch. He's so far gone.
>>377561>>I'm curious what's meant by his refusal too. I'm just guessing that he did something similar to what he did in the livestream the other day, sperged at the doctor/medical records staff, accused them of being mentally ill for implying he was, and stormed out like a child.
I would assume his goal was a higher position than the one he was allotted (MP, was it?) He was never promoted, sent into combat, never learned to fly, etc etc, and i would assume he was never cleared by medical for any of these things because they have to be careful what kind of people they hand power and bigger weapons to.>>377544
If there's anything else you can say, or would be willing to say, we'd appreciate it. You can confirm your identity to the mods without exposing yourself; we're very committed to keeping sources anonymous.
>>377563>I would assume his goal was a higher position than the one he was allotted (MP, was it?)
Absolutely. If I recall correctly, he wanted to be in the Special Forces. When it became clear to him that his superiors weren't going to place him in that MOS, he had a narcissistic breakdown. Stripping naked in front of an officer and threatening suicide, etc. Narcs lose it when their ego is threatened.
Fortunately for the United States, the military conducts extensive personality screenings. They don't put unstable people in unstable situations. I bet he's still very butthurt that the air force wouldn't let him "Aim High or Fly-Fight-Win" LMAO.
It's just so easy to disprove that he's indifferent towards these "haturz" when he'd have to go out of his way to watch Jaclyn's video in the first place to know she was getting the boob job. I'm sure he could say "Oh, someone just mentioned it to me", but then it's likely he has Lainey and/or Sarah set up on laptops, checking on his designated enemies all day and that, again, shits all over him insisting that he doesn't care about them. Every single thing he does proves he cares waaaaay
too much about everything everybody else does.>>377548
I want this to be true so hard that I am choosing to trust this anon. It sounds believable, you do have to be medically cleared for certain positions and the military does seek out a certain personality type when they're giving promotions.
Blogpost, but my uncle did SpecOps in Nicaragua, Bosnia and some other places and got pretty far in his military career because he's that certain kind of functional psychopath who's less narcissistic/cruel and just incapable of empathy and doesn't really feel any sort of fear or anxiety. The man luges down the side of glaciers as a hobby, like, he's perfect for the military.
Onion, on the other hand, is so fucking narcissistic, stubborn and emotionally unstable that he'd make a terrible fucking soldier. I'm sure they were happy to have somebody volunteer and hold a gun, but no way were they going to give him any real power or say.
obsessed with it that I am kind of wondering if that particular date was a shot in the dark (even though it was trolling) that actually hit something. That'd be pretty funny, if so.
Was just thinking about HSanon's account of how Gerg started bragging about signing up/planning on signing up for the Air Force after HS, telling people they owed him respect since he was a future United States Air Force solider who would be protecting their freedom. He was so, so amped on joining and it shows how little foresight and self awareness he has, he never put any real thought into the decision past "This will make me cool, special and people will have
to respect me."
He'd addicted to questioning experts and people in positions of authority. If a doctor tells him "We need to do this procedure", he smirks and starts questioning their medical opinion and expertise. He doesn't care that his arrogance is putting his loved ones in danger, he's far more concerned with making it clear he's the smartest guy in the room (hahahaha) by rolling his eyes and scoffing at anybody who tells him what to do/what's what.
I can so easily imagine him being told by an officer to make his bed in basic training and him crossing his arms, sneering and shooting back "Why should I? We're all just atoms and molecules, and, like, whatever, so why should I
make my bed because you
told me to? Because you're my superior
? What makes you my superior
It's all bullshit!"
Gerg would feel so smart and edgy, but the officer would just think "Okay, this guy is not fit for the military at fucking all."
It's fucking hilarious when you think about it.
Unless a farmer wants to fess up that they made and sent that screenshot (it's so poorly made, I'd expect a farmer to make a way more convincing attempt if they were to actually send him something) nobody knows of the exact date that the YouNow farmer made up except for Grease himself.
He's attempting to make it sound to his fans that the emails are fake, he's so hung up on being outed as a liar.
I think at this point, it doesn't matter if she was a bit sweaty or not… he was always on the ready to fuck her at the drop of a hat, he couldn't even sit away from her in his videos.
That insult is about as empty as the other dozens of insults that he colorfully described her with.
Yes and yes. Along with admitting to forcing-I mean having
Greasewife 1.0 shower/bathe with him whenever he wanted.
lol, Grease would be a nightmare
to work with in any capacity whatsoever.
Narcs have an extreme love-hate relationship with authority. They defy authority because they have to be the best at everything… but they’ll also appeal to authority because it makes them feel powerful by association. Narcs often seek authoritative positions (police, military, religious leadership, etc) because they feel they can’t be questioned. They also don’t really wanna do the work required to get to that position because they’re so entitled.
It’s speculated the love-hate authority thing stems from their parents. The narc want their parents acceptance, but they also resent them. I'm always intrigued when Gurg interacts with his mom because she's clearly a narc, and did a fucking number on him.
hahaha v convincing tinfoil>>377601
It's painfully middle school: pick on someone for their hygiene.
Yeah he somehow is calling drew a liar and shit as if he made up that date. It was someone in the chat who has admitted it here LOL. Drew was sleeping while this shit was happening. And whenever anyone says drew said something, he confirms it to be true, then keeps going BUT WHERE ARE THESE EMAILS, DREW IS A LIAR. Drew showed the february email, and onion confirmed there were emails by showing them too AND another one. And drew said there were emails up until end of march about tax stuff, and onion confirmed its true and even shared one of them. BUT THE APRIL 11 EMAIL?? Drew never said there was an April 11 email so what did he lie about lmao. So much for dem FAAACTS.>>377597
Lets all remember this younow stream where he calls lameo hygienic and says she smells good. If they break up hes gonna be calling her stanky too. >>377610
i doubt she'd delete it without sending a screenshot to someone anyway. I believe that he didnt email her then, but he probably would have emailed her again in the future. Look how he still keeps contacting jaclyn glenn about every little thing when they arent even friends lmao.
Ahh okay, I thought you specified it was April 11th and not just April itself, my bad.
Still, Drew never said any April emails existed… I think he mentioned there was one from March though.
Considering that fake screenshot said "to me" underneath the misspelled name, is he actually implying that Billie faked and released it because nobody else would be the recipient of it but her if it says "to me".
Obviously he made it himself, I'm just wondering if that's what he's trying to imply because that's a seriously shitty thing to make up and accuse someone of; which furthers my suspicion that he created it himself.
"I'm not saying you made it Billie! See! It was someone who tried to impersonate me, lol… look at my big glaring arrow at how they spelt my name wrong! Not at the fact I'm saying it was sent to YOUR inbox, lol."
Yep. I was just thinking about how he'd have been so
frustrated that his superiors couldn't recognize his innate speshulness and that he'd resent the shit out of officers for telling him what to do, thus, making him feel unimportant and small (uh, welcome to the military, Gerg, where you're just one tiny cog in a giant monster of a machine), so he probably believed "If I get promoted, then I'll be big and important and I
can boss people around. They'll see! THEY'LL SEE!"
Then they were like "Fuck no, you're not qualified for jack shit, you're unstable as fuck and won't stop being an insubordinate fuckass, get the fuck outta here with this 'promotion' nonsense", he'd have just melted into a puddle of pure narc rage. I seriously doubt his stripping naked tantrum was some clever ploy to escape military duty, he just doesn't want to admit he couldn't handle authority and rejection without losing his shit like a spoiled child.
It must've been beautiful to witness in a way that's simultaneously terrifying, pathetic and hilarious. Plus, gross because you'd have seen his micropenis.
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OT, but I just love this kid for baiting Onion's audience in the comments with this shit.
It would mean he purposely took it with him during the move from the house he last lived in with Shiloh to the Mcmansion he's in now.
When you notice something an ex (especially one who you supposedly hate) left behind; the first thing you do is either sell it, give it away or trash it.
He certainly thought it was too precious to give it away to Billie to have as well.
I have made up a different, but extremely convincing screen shot, however I feel like it would be cowtipping to send it so… I havn't done anything with it as of rn. I wanted to trigger
him but I didn't wanna potentially put his kid in danger if he really freaked out.
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I mean, this is what happens when your audience is 99.9% kids under 18.
I'm near enough 90 percent convinced he made it himself, it's far too much of an amateur PS job for a farmer to have created.
Noone else but us and him would've even cared to have remembered the YouNow-farmer's trolling date to have gone to the trouble of sending that pisspoor attempt at him… that chat stream in there goes way too fast for anyone outside of us or him to have noticed it.
In fact, it wasn't until YouNow-Farmer came forward to tell us of what they did to set him off that we knew about it ourselves.
It's him, he reacted to them so strongly that they made him expose himself as a liar and he's sore about it.
I want this to happen so, so
much that I was about to explain how I'm sure Troy/Claire would be safe, that it'd be all good, while actually knowing perfectly well that he could absolutely end up throwing Troy through one of the cheap walls of the mcmansion while in the midst of that narc rage.>Flings toddler son into pile of filming equipment>"FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX"
Now I feel like a terrible person for being willing to shrug off his kid's safety for the sake of milk. Ugh.
Ohh, you're right. I remember thinking "Heheheh, she's about to cry over the possibility of Gerg continuing to email Billie!" (jesus, I'm an evil cunt), but her smol space prince brain must've seen "emails" and "why does Greg love Billie more than you", assumed these emails must've contained Greg actually admitting that and that was why she was about to burst into tears when she logged off YouNow. She obviously then ran to Gerg, sobbing "They're saying you emailed her? Telling her you loved her more??"
So much for "Greg's never lied to me, so…", she doesn't trust jack shit about that guy.
"Help Onision get the fax he needs", I'm dying.
Sage for no contribution, just thought this was amazing.
Does he even know about the meme? He's too stupid to work it out on his own.
He'd just furrow that shitty fucking caveman brow of his, scoff, say "WHO USES THESE ANYMORE, WHY WOULD I WANT IT? IDIOT
", scoff some more, wing it at Lainey's head, who'd proceed to go down like a sack of potatoes, and then he'd step over her prone body, ignore the wails of his son and go play shitty vidya games for 6 hours until he noticed Lainey hadn't provided his evening "Suk mi" sesh and plate of vegetarian chik'n nuggets and kick her in the ribs until she woke up.
Sage for a dumb ass dream story, sorry for shitposting, buuuut…
I dreamt I robbed Greg. In the dream I had flown to onionland and was shopping in a supermarket when I saw him in the vegetable section (not buying onions though - that would have been way funnier), and started talking to him, gave him a fake name, and flirted with him (ew) until he asked me back to his house because lainey was away and he wanted some suk mi. so i hop in his expensive car and go back to his place and keep fobbing him off when he asks for sex and riling him up by telling him i can beat him at video games, losing, then insisting again i'll beat him next time. he got so angry yelling "WHY DO YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN WHEN YOU KEEP LOSING?" his face turned red af. He went to take a shower and had left his phone and wallet on the counter. I ordered myself an uber with his credit card, stole his phone and his wallet, jumped in the uber and left to go to a lake about 20 mins away. at the lake i went through his phone and there was all this weird porn on there, as well as super abusive texts to lainey. i posted it all to twitter and threw his phone in the lake, pocketed the money from his wallet and left his credit card out on a bench. i then caught a taxi to the airport and flew home to australia with his money.
i think i need a break from this drama lmfao
Or just basic facts typed out, printed out, cut out and glued to it.
Like, "Dinosaurs became extinct 65 million years ago", "Dolphins are not fish", "The 20th President of the United States was James A. Garfield", "Our brains do not stop developing until we are 25 years old, GREG", etc.
My favorite part about this is he made what, 200K+ a year for how many years? And yet he has little to no savings? If he fucking budgeted, he could have lived off his profits by making wise investments so he would never have to work again. Now he clinging to a patreon to live by which is embarrassing for someone his age.
But I guess when you're inbred, your IQ can only be so high.
Oh, absolutely, yes. Like, I'm sure he only knows about the blinking guy meme after she sat him down and showed him a few and it's the only one he could remember.
I'm also sure he insists some old, un-cool things are
hip with the kids like "Uhhh, kids do TOO like Marilyn Manson still, he's still HUGE, Lainey, what are you talking about. Idiot. He's so edgy…" and she just fucking cringes. Like the other day, he went "UHHH, EVERYBODY STILL USES FACEBOOK, IT'S STILL SUPER POPULAR, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?"
…Just like an out of touch dad.
This needs to happen.
He wants facts, so send him facts with the fax.
Holy shit. My dreams are nowhere as clear and linear and similar to actual narratives. They're like "I'm here, NOPE, I'm there, now I have a baby, the baby is a cat, but that's not weird, my cat-baby is eating my insides, this, too, is not weird, the sky is red, it's the apocalypse, I'm running, etc."
I know it's a dream, but I can just picture Gerg screaming that shit at Lainey while holding her wrists and it makes me so uncomfortable.
Sage for not contributing whatsofuckingever.
I'm going to armchair a bit here, but you can tell in this video >>376815
that he is so not over her.
The way he talks about her (constantly demeaning her, calling her names, insulting her, and over clarifying how much he is over her so aggressively) plus the facial expressions/eye movement he makes while saying all of that shows just how not over her he is. He is so beyond bitter. He wanted her all along, even tried to switch to her from Lainey, and is so so buttmad it didn't work out.
So tldr; yes, the wig is probably used by him in sexual ways because it's all he has left of what he wanted.
You could even pick up an old model in a thrift store or a garage sale for like $10… barely anyone uses them nowadays.
I even found a couple on Ebay for around $25…
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I know the relationship contract happened the last week of December, the "evil pot smoking" happened around New Years Eve and all that batshit drama fuckery happened during the first week of January. So, yeah, it's been 4 months.
Normally, you'd still be a tad salty 4 months after a year long relationship ended, but when you think about it, they really had something more like a 3-4 month long relationship cumulatively and he's going to be this
furious over that shit for another year or two and then finally downgrade to making bitter, cunty comments on the regular for the rest of his life.
Fucking teenagers get over 3-4 month long relationships faster than Gerg does.
200k a year he could've bought a decent house with 2-3 years worth of income, not had a mortgage, taken trips, actually done something worth while. he's done shit. he's wasted it.>>377679
the charity of providing onion with botox? or paying his child's dental bills?
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I fucking love you guys.
Also, sure, Jan. Charity. Sure.
Exactly, the entirety of the physical time they spent together was 3-4 months in total. I don't want to shit on LD relationships because they can be lovely and work out in the best case scenarios for those who are genuinely committed… but he broke up with her nearly 6 times in that year of a LD relationship.
It was a seriously toxic relationship from the start, heck… anyone that gets into a relationship with Grease is toxic from the get-go.>>377679
This brought a huge shit-eating grin to my face.
What's the date for this one, any idea?
wow i really can't fucking read, the date is right there kek
need more info on this, though. it's suspicious.
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lord have mercy if this is true then i'll be waiting for the next liverage
would love more proof though
If this anon claims it's not fake… take it to Billie first and have her confirm or veto it.
Don't go spreading it around until then, otherwise it's just going to work in Grease's favour.>>377628
Is this the email you were talking about sending?
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Dates coincide but could just be a thorough anon
yeah, i went ahead and reported it asking if it could be looked into to see if it matches the posts from an anon earlier in the thread.
i feel if it was the anon from earlier, they would have at least filled us in a bit more, but could be covering tracks. then again, who knows.
Same, either way… we should've learnt our lesson by now from the last couple of times this has happened, best to leave the farmhands and admins to it.
We've already had someone in here today claiming to have "known him from a past life" without verification and Grease's own attempt at making a fake email, so let's not do this to ourselves.
Why is someone faking emails from october 2016? I also think faking emails and sending it to him is a bad idea because it builds his credibility that other people are lying about him.
Also an anon earlier wanted to fake emails, so i dont believe any shit in this thread unless it comes from billie or drew themselves.
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The same qvatar used is the same one in Gerg's fake email, and the name has been purposely hidden in these ones.
I don't think it's real either, honestly. It's too "perfect." and I don't think he would be dumb enough to say, "it's not just because you're pretty."
Greg told Billie he loved her. When she called him out in her video, she was obviously freshly hurt that he said he only wanted and stayed with her because she's pretty. That kind of shock leads me to believe he didn't say anything like that to her before hand.
yeahh, i was going to say sooner but I had to step out
i've deleted them
sorry to get your hopes up anons>>377730
that's his actual avatar, I didn't make that
This anon just admitted to faking them >>377733
>was going to say sooner but I had to step out
Also didn't think they were that great. I do apologize though. Figured I'd just delete the imgur link and have done with it.
Sage for guilty admission
lmao so you had time upload the screenshots and type when you wanted to say they were made but didn't have enough time to let people know that they were fake?
Fuck you I ended up dming billie over this shit to try and confirm, Don't you ever fucking do that again god fucking damn it, Spoilt fucking milk.
Either way guys at least he didn't get a FUCKING CENT from his play buttons, motherfucker thought he was gonna get 9k donate 1k and keep the rest. Can't wait till its patreon pay day, I do wonder how much he's going to lose?
>>377745>makes Onion look good
lol, there is no way left for Onion to look good now. He's dug himself too deep in his own shit.
Only HE thinks those emails are important and obsesses over them. As if a couple of emails would make or break his dying career or make people not hate him for chaining girls in his basement.
We, or Drew and Billie, could make a thousand fake emails, and it would only rile up Onion more and make him flip out and embarrass himself on stream again.
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He reminds me of a simpleton who wins millions at the lottery, and instead of putting it in a savings account or simply investing wisely in it… they blow it all within a year.
I've always wonder how they manage to take so many baths together and have sex every other hour when they have a toddler? Do they leave him alone?
Sage for OT
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oh shit i hoped he'd come out with more info.
but fuck, those poor kids.
>>377773>implying sperg lasts longer than 30 seconds
I mean…I'd say it's easy.
As a parent that would look to have a quickie every now and then, I'd wait until mine napped before having our "us" time. Turn his camera on, have the baby monitor with me, all is fine.
But since we're talking about Gerg, they seem more like the types to put them in a playpen and/or crib whether awake or asleep and just walk off……a lot. Like when they want to do something, they just put them somewhere constantly instead of waiting for the free moment.>>377780
True, but then there's the babies with colic that constantly cry, which is a whole different ballpark if it's not diagnosed. Toddlers? Yeah, they'll have temper tantrums, but most crying has subsided and they're learning to communicate more with words.
They invited Greg to come on their podcast!
Too bad he's a pussy who doesn't even @ Drew when talking about him, he'll never have the courage to confront him in a face-to-face discussion like a grown man.
Listening to it and nearly finished, these guys barely know -anything- about Grease, they just know him through his video content and practically nothing about his background history… I rolled my eyes way too many times to be honest, too much playing devil's advocate because of the lack of actual information on him.
It was pretty tame and boring really except for the comment about his kids crying.
I'm glad that Drew didn't let go of the fact he lied about the emails at least, there was no logic to his meltdown… he could've either of admitted that yes; he emailed Billie for tax purposes and left it at that or if he wanted to still deny their existence; just shrugged it off when Drew first insinuated he did.
I'm leaning with him on this one that Lainey knew nothing about them, that reaction from him was completely unnecessary… but narcs are just gonna narc I guess.
He is so universally hated by many groups/communities that it's not even funny. It's extremely pathetic. He can't even be tolerated by those who use the same labels he claims to be under and support. Much easier to list how many people do like him: himself, plainey, himself, his hardcore fans which are mostly younger teens that don't know better and have yet to grow up and realize their mistake, probably some really speshul adults, and himself.
That's about it, and ever since the beginning of this year, it's been going nowhere but downhill for him. Add in his YT advertiser meltdowns that he believes is only targeting him because PewDiePie caused it or some shit, yeah….people are seeing the real side to him, and it's a mess. It's great.
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Jeez what a greasy fuckstain, late to the party but goddamn gerg you're literally the toxic avenger compared to the average person. Ew.
>>377785>But since we're talking about Gerg, they seem more like the types to put them in a playpen and/or crib whether awake or asleep and just walk off……a lot. Like when they want to do something, they just put them somewhere constantly instead of waiting for the free moment.
Oh, yeah, I totally get the impression that that's what they do. Gerg doesn't care about anybody but himself and his needs and having them met right now
. I do remember someone saying something about Lainey being the kind of mother who goes way overboard with spoiling Troy and that he rules their house, like, she just gives into his every whim, e.g. continuing to breastfeed him because he
wants to, whenever he
wants to. I know that's a part of attachment parenting, but with her it's more a general attitude of "Whatever the little prince desires", even if it's not good for him, like, rotting out his teeth. So you've got one parent who's a helicopter mom and gives into his every demand because she's a lonely, sad woman whose husband neglects her emotionally and she's looking to her kids to fill that void (that's a LOT to demand from kids, they've basically been born with a job: to fulfill your emotional needs) and then another parent who may be physically present, but is emotionally absent and any attention he gives them is likely negative, so he ignores them for long stretches of time unless he's screaming at them for something that's most likely age appropriate.
That, right there, is the recipe for a Narcissist. That's how Gerg was created, HSanon specifically detailed how his mother would go from blasting him with praise, telling him he was fucking amazing
and he could do no wrong, then flipping on a dime and screaming at him that he was a worthless idiot. His mom's behavior has been split into two parents now: Lainey gushing at Troy that he's the absolute best
and is fucking infallible and then Greg only emotionally present when he's raging…and we've seen how much he loves spitting out insults when he's raging.
Those kids are going to be beyond fucked, we have a narcissist in the making already, their parenting (from what we can see) is going to create a self centered monster with an unstable sense of self and self esteem. I'm sure Greg's going to be especially hard on Troy, he really hates other men (which he mistakes as "feminism") and views all males as competition for attention and affection.
They're bound to fuck up Claire; Lainey is a terrible example with her completely submitting to a bullying, toxic, controlling piece of shit and Greg will end up convincing his daughter that women serve a basic purpose, they're objects who exist to provide attention and sex and need to be aesthetically pleasing or they're stupid cows. I've seen what happens to women who are raised to believe their only worth is their bodies, that sex is used as currency. It's fucking sad
Sage for long as fuuuuuck rant.
Those other guys besides drew are giving onion too much credit. Idk whats up with these dudes on youtube thinking onion is actually a marketing genius and its all acting. You can tell when hes acting and when hes not. And his personal life shit isnt acting. His wife lameo is actually miserable and he actually did ask to chain billie in the basement.
Also the guy who says having onion as a dad is better than foster care. That's not how CPS works. You only get put in foster care if there is no family that will take care of you. Kids are always prioritized to stay with their parents first, then close relatives, before foster care is every considered. Sorry it just irks me when people talk like if you call CPS you're gonna just straight up get taken away from your parents and put into foster care.
>theres no evidence that hes not a good father.
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>>377797>I'm leaning with him on this one that Lainey knew nothing about them
Me too. His reaction just screams guilty. He was flailing left and right in pure panic.
I'd bet my salary that Onision himself sent this shopped cap to his wife.
I didn't see that bit of the livestream where Gerg shits on Billie for being a high school drop out and it reminded me that he's gone in on her for that before. He really
loves that insult, he really is stuck on the idea that if you don't graduate high school, you're fucking dirt. It's so eye-roll inducing because, uhhh, I thought school was a fucking waste of time, Gerg? Also, his beloved, can-do-no-wrong Kurt Cobain was a HS drop out.
Wut!? Gerg!? Contradictions!?
It just irritates me because I dropped out due to undiagnosed and, thus, unmedicated ADHD, got my GED, went onto college (with the help of meds) and did fine. Same with my boyfriend. Like, he's a 32 year old with a HS diploma, a failed military career, no fucking work experience under his belt and a crashing and burning YouTube career. Billie is 19 years old, she's got time to get her shit together and do things with her life, you can't shit on a 19 year old for dicking around a bit before getting serious, that's what that age is for
. Better that she gets some fuckery out of her system now instead of being in her 30's, when it matters
, and being a fucking mess like him.
What an ass.
He probably insisted she ask for screenshots to be emailed and went on and on about evidence and screenshots and how legit the emails should be just so he could send her obviously fake emails/screenshots to further her THE INTERNET IS AGAINST US IM THE ONLY TRUTH mentality so he can get her to agree to a poly relationship in the near future. Also why hes acting so "protective" against her and angry against billie. See, I hate billie now and I'm always going to side with you even if we bring a new girl in!
Lainey is pretty dumb, so I expect a new girl by the end of this year the latest.>>377811
I love how he compares billie being a high school dropout to how lameo is college educated therefore lameo is better. While he sits there with no college degree, never reads books, and has a job that requires no education. He never cared about the HS dropout shit when he was dating her, but now its an insult haha.
Agreed, it was pretty fucking annoying listening to them playing devil's advocate every few minutes based on what little they actually know about him.
It didn't need to be drawn out for as long as it did but they couldn't stop insisting that he's just acting and playing his audience. They even admitted that they had no proof to think otherwise because they know nothing about him outside of his video channel… if they had disclosed that at the start of the podcast, they wouldn't be lamenting over wasting the whole podcast talking about him.
Without Drew's commentary, I wouldn't of even fucking bothered.
I don't know why some anons are acknowledging it? It's just a stupid kid tier insult. He can't actually think of anything on the fly. It's always:
-you smell bad
-such a bitch/cunt/asshole
Yeah, I was practically smashing my head between my hands. You two have a guy there who's followed Greg's career for years, is dating his ex and has heard A LOT of insider information and is embroiled in Greg drama, he's TELLING YOU what's up with Onion, he's TELLING YOU he's seen the emails and texts that reveal how fucked he is and yet y'all wanna sit back and go "Yeeah, noo, but maaaybe that's just acting, maaaybe that's just how it seems…"
Fucking a, why wouldn't you stop, listen to Drew and go "Well, fuck, I need to look into this guy some more, from what you've told me, he sounds fucking insane!", like, jeeeesus.
Kinda OT, but you reminded me how Blaire White was a "stupid bleached blonde fucking cunt" when, uh, Blaire White is a brunette? I'm pretty sure, multiple times, throughout that anti-Blaire White rant, he used "bleached blonde bimbo" as an insult. It was fucking baffling. Like, he's reacting to the video and still insists her hair is bleached blonde. Also called her "plastic" because it's clear she's gotten plastic surgery and it's like, well, fucking durr, Gerg, she's a trans woman.
They didn't even know he had more than one channel, they sounded confused as heck when Drew explained that he uses one for entertainment purposes and another two for personal discussion.
Like what the fuck, guys… how can you even make an "informed opinion" that he's just acting and playing his audience when you have no clue about him other than "hurrdurrr, he's just another Keemstar, he's just a dick… we can't really say what he's like in person, we don't know." then basically waste a whole hour repeating the same shit whilst playing Devil's Advocate for him.
I'm never doing that again, that completely wasted my time.
I don't know how anybody could believe Gerg is anything approaching that good of an actor. He demonstrated his acting abilities for us before and they were 1. fucking horrible and 2. his staged anger was stilted and fake as fuck compared to the times we've seen him genuinely raging, like with the Blaire White response video and the recent livestream. It tells me they were so uninformed and ignorant regarding Greg that they shouldn't have even been playing devil's advocate, they shouldn't have expressed ANY opinions on a guy they admitted they have a very basic understanding of.
Must've been really frustrating for Drew, good thing he had that joint.
A lot of people think like them.
I have few friends who used to watch Onion (kind of forgot, lost interest later) and once there was a discussion about him. I told them what I knew about him and they were all like "nooo he is not like that he is just an epic trolle xDD, you don't get it"
Though these podcast fuckers have a guy whose gf experienced first-hand what a psycho onion is and they still think it's all a big joke or some shit. "Oh his kids constantly cry? It must be just one of his genius trolling plans XD"
I don't get why so many people are in denial about him.
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Some fucking crybaby went whining to onion about people who tweet against him. His fans go out of there fucking way to instigate fights and keep fights going. Christ.
If Grease ever took his own advice, Nickelodeon would've sued him by now.
My suggestion would be to pre-emotively block his more obsessive fans like this one, it really saves a lot of time and hassle. If you're on Twitter yourself, you'll notice which ones are the usual suspects because they'll purposely zone in and target anyone who dares speak up against their cuck lord.
Replying back to them just gives them any excuse to file a harassment claim against you and get your account locked up.
>>377830>I don't get why so many people are in denial about him.
Because he's such a caricature of a person.
Frankly, it's hard NOT to think "this guy can't be for real".
I'd heard about this fucko for years and just thought 'eh'.
Some of my cows were in a dry spell, I was seeking fresh milk so tra la la - wandered in and holy shitballs.
Grug is basically unexplainable until you go down the hole yourself. Ridiculous hilarious pathetic never ending three ring shitshow.
I'm relatively new to gurg and his drama, and I can tell you that reading some of this shit with his past exes (Skype, Shiloh) and experiencing the voice-mails/videos of how he has been in the past
…I still am having issues believing anyone could be like this. I mean, I know he is, I watched the younow breakdown live….but. It's pretty insane for a person to comprehend for a bit.
I support Billie because I want her to be the antagonist Onision deserves. All of his other exes basically disappeared from the internet after he ran their names through the mud.
Sure, she is dumb for getting involved with this monster (repeatedly), but I remember being 19 too. I know I would be attracted to the money, the PNW, the pseudo-celebrity; I would have made the exact same mistake. That and other aspects of her personality make me indentify with her.
I want to see what she can do. I want her to destroy Greg's career and I want to see her succeed without him. I've been following his shit for years and his story needs a hero.
Nobody sent this, you narcissist.
In other news, I have some ideas for shit to send to their P.O. box:
Glitter bomb, abuse pamphlets, mental illness and narcissism pamphlets, Fiji brochures, dog turds if you're nasty, and boxes of nothing but packing peanuts and more empty boxes to unwrap.
At first I was really thinking Billie was a bitch and out of line for yelling that…
But as I learn more about Lainey, I really can see why someone would loser their temper with her.
I mean, just imagine being in Billie's situation: you're a 19 year old girl without much life experience in a "poly" relationship with these two adult-children who are constantly playing tug of war with you, you're being pressured to take sides, you're getting sent home, you're being brought back, you're hearing you're all in a poly relationship one day, the next it's just you and Plainey or you and Gerg, then you get accused of being a homewrecker due to their
marriage problems and the choices Gurg made, Gerg is blasting private details about the drama in the house online and you're getting hate, whenever you try to ignore all the drama and go along with your Unicorn role, Plainey starts with her passive aggressive, manipulative, cunty nonsense because she's actually not into you whatsoever and is insanely insecure and jealous of you being with her husband when you're JUST trying to go along with the poly plan, you get dumped for sitting on some dudes shoulders, brought back, then you're threatened with being dumped and sent home if you ever smoke weed, Greg accuses you of having anorexia because you're not eating enough and harasses you for it, you're dealing with Gerg's narc rage and abusive insults, you're witnessing him slinging abuse at his wife, Sarah, dogs and, most likely his kids, and…to top it all off…you have a fucking anxiety disorder that isn't being treated in any way since Gerg+Lainey have forbidden you from smoking pot, which you use medicinally, and Greg is so anti-medical science, he harasses you for even thinking that you have
a diagnosed anxiety disorder and, thus, you can't go get prescribed benzos or Zoloft or something
to treat your anxiety and supplement the medicinal marijuana you're forbidden from smoking anymore.
Imagine alllll that stress going on while you have that anxiety disorder, imagine dealing with Lainey and/or Greg's stupid, petty drama for the millionth time.
Would you finally break and scream "YOU'RE A STUCK UP BITCH!" at Lainey?
I know, for fucking sure, I would and it'd probably be cathartic as fuck.
I think someone like Greg is incapable of actually feeling love. The fact of the matter is, he wanted Billie more than Lainey, that's why he was so ready and willing to ditch his wife and kids to run off with her.
Then Billie dropped his ass and he keeps trying to spin it like the opposite is true. What a fag.
Thank you for confirming you're a cheese pizza vegetarian, Greg. We all pretty much knew it already, but you just went out of your way to show us, in detail, how shit your diet is.
I'm not even hating on the actual diet because I, too, used to be a vegetarian who only ate processed, instant shit, but I was trying to set rules for myself so I couldn't eat shit like McDonalds, I wanted to lose weight, I wasn't screaming at omnivores for being horrible people and using a fucking diet to make myself feel superior while telling everyone who eats meat they're going to die of cancer when processed food has been proven to be a leading cause of colon cancer.
Seriously, if you want to eat like this, it's fine, obviously, it's your fucking life
, but you better be a fucking nutritional wizard who's insanely educated on vegetarianism with a pristine diet that's filled to the brim with fresh produce, legumes, etc. and doesn't give themselves a pass for eating gelatin if you even want to slight get away with lecturing strangers and placing yourself on a pedestal morally.
Because Lainey and him are the laziest fucks to ever slither across this Earth. They cook everything in the microwave, they probably only use the stovetop to heat up soup or ramen occasionally, it's like they're still eating a college kid diet. There are two small children who're living on this trash, as well. Yikes.
$20 bucks says Troy ends up only being 5'4 because of malnutrition, like some kid from North Korea during the Arduous March, and Gerg never loves him because being a short man is shameful and pathetic in his narc eyes.
Oh my god, i'm seriously horrified. They had what, one or two bags of frozen vegetables?
I feel so fucking bad for their poor kids. They're going to grow up with all kinds of problem considering their diets and their parents are both toxic. It's all processed garbage, and they're RICH. If you let your kids eat primarily processed food when YOU CAN AFFORD BETTER, you're a fucking retard.
How can you willingly eat like this when you have two houses? How can Lainey and Onion be this fucking useless as parents and as human beings? I'm so incredibly disgusted by both of them.
uh so he says he's not sure if he will be able to afford some of that food for long.. that's a load of bullshit. Unless he is eating multiple packages of fake meat per day, that shit isn't THAT expensive for anyone who actually has an above minimum wage job.
I know this because I have less money than him and I eat vegetarian junk food maybe two to three times a week, which is not that little in my judgement.
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isn't this a bunch of bottled water in his fridge? why isn't he just filtering water? he has two fridges but none with a water filter? for the self righteous asshole that he tries to be, he's not doing a good job with all the plastic waste that he's producing.
I fucking hate knowing that he's twisted "muh views! muh subs!" into
"You guys, I'm going to end up living in a van in a Wal Mart parking lot, my FAMILY with my NEWBORN and TODDLER SON, are going to be raised as street urchins who pickpocket to survive…all because YouTube has unfairly targeted me. ONLY YOU CAN HELP ME FROM DYING, DESTITUTE, UNDER A BRIDGE! Giving me money from your parents credit cards is not stealing, it's borrowing, it's fine, do it. BE A HERO."
His career is torpedoing, there's no doubt about that, but he's still got a year or more until it hits rock bottom and, even when that happens, he can still scrape some extra cash from YT/Patreon. He has THREE houses, two expensive cars, his wife (despite her horrific online reputation and zero work experience) could get a job, he could do some
kind of freelancing, like editing other people's videos.
His "Guess I won't be eating this much longer, siiiiiiigh
" act is infuriating, not only due to how bullshit it is, but because he's stealing one of my only sources of joy in this wasteland of a life, his crashing and burning e-career, by twisting it into yet another way to manipulate his audience. Fuck you, Greg.
Not to be devil's advocate here but Lainey was probably already getting pissed with her because she was realizing that Billie was there only for Greg, not for her.
Also you talk of a "19 year old girl" and Lainey who is what, 21? you make it sound like Lainey is 40 and poor innocent Billie is but just a child! Remember that she and Greg had the same amount of blame for trying to split that family , it wasnt just Greg. Billie lied to Blamey and tried to fuck her over by literally fucking her husband (who again was also to blame).
This all can be solved in 3 steps:
1) Billie needs to stop fucking youtubers for exposure and $$$, and go back to her Target job or at least get a fucking education.
2) Blamey needs to divorce Onion, move back with her parents and start anew.
3) Onion needs to leave YT forever and find a real job.
inb4 they all end up working at target.
i was wondering about this… is this like a normal thing to do in america? i thought you guys had filters and stuff that you could get installed?
someone should tweet this at him saying if he wants to save the environment so much (considering he mentions in this video that the meat industry is bad for the environment) why is he wasting so much plastic
You completely missed the fucking point of that entire post.
The point was not "BILLIE'S AN INNOCENT ANGEL, BLESS HER HEART, THAT POOR CHILD", the point was "Imagine being an average 19 year old with an anxiety disorder who's thrown into that fucking mess of a marriage, home and situation and not be able to medicate your anxiety: you'd probably snap and scream that somebody was a bitch, too."
holy SHIT 99% of their shit was processed food, ready to eat after heating it up, and the only fresh thing they had/he showed was bananas and he said they looked disgusting.
Goddamn. It looks more like a refrigerator from a frat house than the one from a family of 4. then again this is the US so its not like you can call CPS because they eat like that lol
Youre the idiot for thinking she has "anxiety disorder". Can you be more naive or oblivious? She threw herself into that fucking mess, no one did and no one forced her to do it. She was the one jumping on Onion's boy below average penis , taking advantage that Blamey had left with the kid(s). She was the one that went back to their shitty lives even after they broke up with her repeatedly.
Then when Onion boy disposes of her for the 29595303th time she goes and jumps on the next youtuber's dick that will give her the time of the day, while posting a million pics on ig and twitter with her kawaii ugu tongue-out-peace-sign pose.>>377899
The Onions think that just because it says "vegan/vegetarian" that makes it automatically healthy. Lamey should check more the stuff that shes eating because since she sbreastfeeding a lot of it can end up in her milk.
Drew's patreon is pretty nice actually, he gives his patrons his own phone number so they can talk. He sends postcards, physical ones(which might cost a lot to send). That's really sweet of him and pretty unique.
On another note, how mad do you guys think Onion would be if he saw that Drew is in mint shape? You know, considering he has the VEGETARIAAN BODAAYY, yet he can't do a single real pushup. Drew is out there doing backflips while taking hits from the bong and fucking onions oneitis. I bet that makes Onision so fucking mad.
>tfw a ugly fucking hippie druggie with a second hand super pretty geef is in better shape than you, the almighty vegetarian ARMY TRAINED GOD KING ONION whoms 6months post-partum court cuck Plainey is also in a better shape than Onion
IT'S HARD TO BE ONISION OKAY
>>377918>Youre the idiot for thinking she has "anxiety disorder". Can you be more naive or oblivious? She threw herself into that fucking mess, no one did and no one forced her to do it.
Not that other anon, but I'm pretty sure she was diagnosed professionally as bipolar and Onion boi is like anti-psychotic meds + didn't even believe she was bipolar in one of his post break up videos.
I'm assuming which means he subtly convinced her to not take meds when she was visiting/skipped doses at best and at worst she wasn't taking them at all. I'm sure his love bombing quelled any suspicion she had about how wrong it was of him to do that. Like given how anxiety works I'm sure she was afraid of the typical being rejected or something Onion did like playing fucked up mind games of "no one will love you as much as we do, we put up with all your transgressions who else is gonna do that?" since the only time she told them to fuck off for treating her like shit was due to Ayalla. While she may have jumped at the chance of being e-famous, no one deserves to be abused. At worst what did she ever do, call Lainey a bitch? Nothing she has done warranted either of those two to treat her like that, even if she was there for the money you can't just abuse someone just because you were stupid enough to pay someone almost 10k just to have them around you for the convenience of sex.
>>377932>That's really sweet of him
I think Drew is
pretty sweet-natured, from what little I have seen. I also like the he has no qualms about defending his lady's honor, which I think is a nice quality in a boyfriend. Compare and contrast his treatment of Billie, with Greg's treatment of Taylor.
Drew: supportive and kind.
Greg: has zero qualms about throwing Taylor under a bus on multiple and different occasions to suit his own convenience and/or make himself look good.
I feel like he broke the lens on purpose or it was just an old and already broken lens to try and garner sympathy.
"I can't have this anymore cause I'm broke. People want to know what I eat as a vegetarian cause they want to start being one too." That's bullshit. I'm not vegan/vegetarian but even I know all that is the equivalent of a normal persons processed shitty diet. Like where's the fresh veggies and fruits? They're cheaper and better than frozen or canned. And you can use a lot of veggies to substitute as a meat, like hand making bean burgers or using eggplants, etc. There's thousands of recipes but honestly they're both lazy piles of shit who refuses to learn how to cook or wants to take the time to cook. I guess buying fiji water is the next best thing than actually going there. Like I am seriously sick of this "we're so poor, we're barely suriving" bullshit. He wants fucking $15,000 per month to "survive". I know people who live off $2,500 a month and are doing fine. He just doesn't want to go get a job and to have someone else boss him around and Lainey's too busy crying all the damn time to go get one. It's all bullshit. Every last bit of it. I hope he loses money and is forced to sell his houses/cars and downgrade and he and Lainey both have to get a job.
On the note of all the bottled water, water from the tap differs everywhere in the US. City water can be full of chemicals where it's not drinkable and then well water can be full of dirt. And then you have places like Flint. So it's a bit normal to have bottled water. But that doesn't mean it's not common to do it everywhere. I'm sure Onion's water is fine but he wants to pretend to live a luxurious lifestyle and drink fancy water. If the tap water in his house did have a bad taste, he could easily get a filter like a Britta. But that'd require them to fill up each time and that's just too much work.
Agreed, frozen etc are better as fresh veg often starts to degrade and lose nutrition during transit. HOWEVER, that being said, they showed hardly any veg so it's unlikely they're even eating much of it anyway. I also find it quite sad that they clearly force their kids to be veggie… kids can be vegetarian, but only if you understand how to supplement their diet so they'll develop properly.
Did anyone else catch the whole "my dogs eat meat!!" Wasn't there some whole thing a while ago about the dogs being vegetarian or something stupid? I might be wrong.
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You mean a 6 pack?
Drew is, like, the epitome of what teen girls want to bone. I'd have fucking swooned like a maiden if I'd seen him when I was 16-19 years old. Now, I see a kid, so it's not really appealing, but I love that he's that unconventionally hot skater dude who just seems really sweet and goofy and good natured, like, you'd totally sit in a parking lot together at 2am on a summer night, smoke a bowl, laugh like idiots, he'd try to teach you how to ollie and then you makeout…that kinda dude. Teen girls fucking love
that kinda dude.
Greg, on the other hand…I mean, we can see some teen girls want to fuck him, but they're creaming over a highly filtered, shooped, foundation slathered, botox'd version of a 32 year old troll who berates them and guilt trips them into taking his side or they're "gullible idiots". The average teen girl does NOT want Greg's dick anywhere near them, but, good god, that's all he fucking wants in life.
Nope. Sorry, not sorry, Greg, Drew's gonna swoop in on his board and sweep up all the pretty teen chicks. LOL BE MAD.
>>377890>cant afford a new $800 camera lens he supposedly broke himself>still filming with a perfectly fine camera/lens.
Omgah greg is literally dying. Must go to his patreon to donate
>opens giant cupboard FULL of food>we might not be able to afford this food for long! But i need all these fake meat products to live!
Back in my day vegetarians didnt need to eat fake meat products for every meal. They could eat healthy food with normal food products. You just dont eat meat. But omgah precious talented greg will die if i dont provide him money to stock up his giant cupboard full of food to the brim!
>opens TWO fridges full of even more food.>stuffs fridge full of Fiji brand water
This is just unnecessary what youtube is doing to this guy. He has a family!
>wastes a jar of peanut butter to rub on his face for "comedy".
This guy is going to starve. Donate to his patreon!
He makes this all too easy for us, we know he's been eating frozen, ready-made, processed meals for the longest time which is why he and his wife look like complete shit. Lainey has to take supplements and this was the diet they put Billie on which made her break out and feel lethargic all the time.
Then he goes and does this in an attempt to look superior because of his "vegetarian" diet but ends up validating a lot of anons suspicions about him to begin with.
Buy fresh produce, pick up a book, learn to cook and start making your own fucking meals, you lazy fucks.
I assume lameo and gergles talked to her and convinced her she should visit, and she was cool with youtubers and shit so she said why not we can collab. Then lameo kept "flirting" with her and gerg realized she was very attractive and forced lameo to ask her out. And she was single so she said yes. She probably didnt have this mad LOVE YOU FOREVER SOULMATE LOVE, but had a normal oh shes cute i wouldnt mind dating her and seeing how things go vibe.
Then it was obvious gerg also wanted her and he was being the nice one to her while lameo was acting bitchy towards her. He kept telling her he was going to convince lameo this should be a threesome and basically forcing it. And she was the outsider to their marriage, so she wasnt going to dictate the rules to their marriage so she let him do what he wanted to do because she wouldnt mind a poly relationship since she liked both of them. And he kept promising her all these extraordinary things like cosmetology school, a car, etc. So everytime theyd kick her out and she knew it was wrong, she probably thought oh well i'll be able to live out my dream if i stay with them, so it's not that bad and we can work it out.
But then gerg went batshit insane lmao.
Also today is Billie's birthday. Shes officially 20 now. What a nice birthday week of your psycho ex's insulting you :).
I doubt billie was really in love with either of them lmao. Gerg is king of saying he loves you one day after meeting you. She probably liked lameo at first. But it was obvious lameo was cockblocking onion so he got super mad at lameo and praised billie, and demonized lameo to his audience and to billie. And in turn lameo was blaming billie for gerg being mean to her and seething with anger/jealousy around her for "ruining" their marriage. You could tell how lameo probably treated her from her tweets after cuddlegate. For gerg, it was always i want to work things out but i dont know if i can forgive him. For billie, "i hope she feels awful" "i have no regards for her feelings after what she did" "i would never forgive her". Those feelings obviously didnt go away when they made up multiple times. It probably turned into billie siding more and more with gerg cause he was the one being nice to her, and they'd always drag her back in whenever she decided she'd stay out of their marriage.
But somehow its all billie's fault haha.
Jesus christ, I'm not surprised but I am disgusted.
I had a "vegetarian" phase when I was a teenager, but even I didn't eat that bad - I ate real food, just no meat.
Even comparing to how I eat NOW his diet is atrocious. My fridge and freezer is stocked with ingredients, not pre-made food.
Echoing the "poor kids" sentiment here.
Also notice the protein powder jab at lainey, lol
That's why his skin looks the way it does. His body is filled with toxins from never pooping, the poop toxins are leeching out of his face.
lol at bottled water, doesn't he live in Kent or Tacoma or some shit? What's wrong with underground natural spring water? Tons of people in Fiji can't even get clean drinking water. Processed fake meat product and processed water in plastic bottles and poop bacteria oozing from his skin. Much helth planit vaguhtarun
This is fucking hilarious. I hope he gets into some serious trouble and talk about karma with Lainey's phone! This milk tastes delicious. CRY, ONION!
Now if only Moomookunt and Asherbee can get their karma served for treating people like shit too.
Keeps telling billie to move on with their life and making bs like her views "double" when she talks about us. Billie has not said one word about you. The only thing that mentioned you was her sock post on depop. lmao. Meanwhile you guys made 3+ livestreams about her, 5000+ tweets about her, etc.
Poor plaineys IPHONE 7 broke. wahhhh wahhh. Get a cheaper phone dumb bitch.>>378055
Did anything significant happen in 2015 that makes us think he actually fudged his taxes? Funny how he was so on top of billie about this tax shit hahahaa.
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I NEED TO SEE THIS!
That's pretty much every one of his videos now. And hes mentioned his suicide in like every video but still acts like keemstar saying hes manipulating his fans about that is total bs. Right.
Isnt it great? If you become his patreon you get his videos which are about him begging you to become his patreon one day early! And in his words this is his BEST content hes EVER MADE. Lmao. >>378080
Even the IRS are surprised this irrelevant manchild is still making money to afford this splurge of shit. Jk.
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May 1st is gonna be a milky day. I'm so excited!
Dont forget the videos where he tells people to stop complaining unless they are a starving child in africa. He also made a video saying send me this video if i ever complain about my life, but his fans conveniently forgot about that too.>>378094
i think he pretends to never remember that lameo wants to go to fiji to fuck with her. There is no way he would not remember that by now if shes always talking about it, or he really is the worst listener ever.>>378097
idk who hes talking about either. Is he talking about drew mentioning his kids in that one video and podcast where he said like one line about them and didnt say anything bad other than they probably hate you. Onion uses lameo and his kids as a shield for everything. You can't say anything bad about me because then you are attacking lameo/my kids and that makes you awful!!!
Which is why he made up that fake email himself so he can act like people are faking emails and he never sent any, ignoring the fact he did and showed them himself.
I really hope one day he fucks over lameo extraordinarily to the point where she gets super angry for putting up with his shit for this long only to be thrown away and reveals all the bs hes been doing for years.
Yup, business car to only be driven to his business house "studio" to film with other youtube celebrities (pfffft) After a long day at the business house studio he drives businesss car back home, which is also a business house studio because he also films there all the time. Everything's a write off because Grug above the law stupid = audit party times.
Unless he's bullshitting for attention. Odd timing after the other days email fiasco.
yea but he kinda ruined that by proving they were real himself on the livestream>>378099
im not familiar with patreon, but what happens after every month? + do people get the money at the end of the month or as soon as people pledge
You can actually hear the desperation in his voice, I don't think he's that good of an actor. I think he's screaming inside.
It felt almost frantic, his lies and bullshit were spewed out so quickly and he just…he does genuinely seem to be panicking.
I do NOT think he's about to end up living in a tent city with his wife and children, he was bitching about money issues with one breathe and then in the next is listing ALLLLLL the extravagant shit he fucking bought and could absolutely sell.
Also, Lainey, get a fucking Android or something, don't whine about not being able to afford a phone that's close to $1000. I don't even HAVE a phone, it's just not a priority in terms of finances, you gotta do that when you're tightening your belts. I still predict they'll bawwwwww about not having brand new iPhones like total fucking assholes, though.
On the kids stuff:
The Stoned Young Brits podcast really triggered
him. As Drew hoped it would. Lol love how that kid keeps trolling him and pushing his buttons
I knew he would be too much of a pussy to accept their call to come and talk to them directly, this indirect jab at them is pathetic.
Patreon payments are delivered to creators on the 1st of each month. Unless the patrons' cards have insufficient funds or they cancel payment. Most people on Patreon never see the full amount pledged because of dropped pledges.>>378105
He used H&R Block though, he should be audit proof! LMFAO
She has no spine, but if he fucks her over and villainized her after all the shit she did for him, it can build some unforseen anger in her which will cause her to burst and want to get back at him for ruining her life and making her waste her life on him. But honestly, she will probably still be pining to get him back and she will be waiting around for him to dump the new girl so she could get back with him. Shes kind of hopeless. It's kind of depressing because i saw a old tweet from her saying: "I wasted all of my high school years being mistreated by my significant other & I can't tell you how badly I regret it."
That's going to be her if she ever gets dumped by onion but 100x worse.
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be mad and stay mad bbbb…bitch
Premade meals that only need to be popped in the over and bottled water. These fucker are on a whole new level of lazy if they can't even just invest in a filtered water jug and just refill it to save on money..>>377996
Even if so I wouldn't be surprised if he has a backup one anyways. Plus most youtubers have more then one camera for filming, but I'm sure now that he's "soo broke" he'll pretend he doesn't have anything for back up/spares. >>378092
Listen to that sad piano music playing in the background LMFAO.
At this point I'm surprised he just doesn't accept the deal to go on Dr.Phil just to get some attention and temporary fame for that. Then make 1000 videos shit taking Dr.Phil. I remember him tweeting that he was invited on the show. . . ( didn't he ? )
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videos where he rates the attractiveness of subs
"i feel bad" bitch where
imagine the potential milk, if he did in fact were to accept going to dr.Phil. it will be of the most pure quality and premium, but knowing onionsun he will likely not do so because "he above that" poor grug must be sad being such an unstable mess. He should probably be crowned the king of lol.cow I know we already have a beautiful everlasting queen but doesn't a queen need a king?
sage for unrelated bullshit, sorry
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He does take shits, anon…
(From the spider music video)
Glorious ! It would be sweeter then strawberry milk.
His patrons should spam him with this idea.
I feel like those are kid skids. I mean, whoever shits up that toilet doesn't do much flushing and while I wouldn't put it past Grog to dump and run small kids are nutritious for leaving floaters.
Also fucking gross. lol
>>378136>small kids are nutritious for leaving floaters
also I got to say I agree with onion on the discussion of his kids. I think making wild accusations with no real proof (not saying everyone does this) is kind of low. I've seen some really awful things said about the kids in past threads and it makes us all look bad. Fair enough critique their parenting but I really think people should be more careful about how they talk about the kids
sage for personal opinion
he literally disclosed her darkest secrets. I think what he did to billie over weed was the worst thing he had ever done…
The e-net remembers greg…
idk when it happened. But im sure billie was confused/frustrated by being thrown in that mess of a relationship and having all the blame/responsibility put on her for destroying or keeping their marriage. Prior to billie, onion and lameo have had like 4 years of dealing with their own bs and problems, and were used to their own mindgame bullshit. Billie was probably not used to it, and it was probably confusing when one person is saying one thing secretly to you while the dude who seems to be commanding the relationship and yelling at his wife is saying another. Idk why they'd expect her to act perfectly in that situation. I think regardless of what she did, she'd always be made the bad guy in the end because lameo wants to believe greg is good and pin the blame on her and greg will side with whoever will stick with his crazy.>>378155
eh i think it will go down eventually after a couple of months. It's good that his youtube views are still dying, because that means he wont be gaining many new fans, and many old fans will grow out of him and want to spend money on other people they support. Also if patreon ever dies, then he will still have low views on youtube + no patreon money. I dont really care about the patreon shit and am more hoping his views never go up on youtube.
yeah, it was super fucking revolting. the whole time he was going on about her eating disorder live i was cringing. he really has no empathy for anyone at all, fucking narcs man. this is an old-ass man telling the world about this teenage girl's eating disorder, chastising her for lying about starving herself (clear indication he has NO idea how EDs work) and mocking her for stuffing her face in response. I feel horrible for billie.
i never understood his stupid hang-up about her lying about stuff like that. what is he going to be like with his kids? if i found out my partner had lied about smoking weed or starving themselves, i would feel awful for creating a space in which they didn't feel comfortable telling me, or felt they HAD to lie to me. greg just can't see past it being a fucking personal attack because the entire world revolves around him
I think it's well documented that billie went with the inention of being there for greg, social repose spilled the details about how greg was planning to leave lamey for billie, and lainey confirmed they were planning to be together.
I'm pretty sure the only thing stopping them was greg when he realized his bananas were on space prince's side.
In the beginning it was an affair for billie but towards the end she did endure abuse and I don't blame her for fighting her away out of it.
I just don't believe she didn't have other plans in the beginning.
>>377811>32 year HS graduate with a:>failed military career>no work experience>Failed YouTube career
Emma Blackery called him the laughingstock of Youtube for a reason. I remember his reply to her comment was something like "well i did want to be a comedian and make people laugh, so i must be doing something right."
If the fool opened a dictionary he'd see that being a laughingstock isn't a good thing.
Is he too fucking dense to realize that people aren't laughing with him, they're laughing AT him? When he fades into obscurity, people will simply find something else to laugh at.
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>>377835>If you go back to the CuddleGate 1.0 threads, she was a gold digging whore who took advantage of Onion pressuring an abused Plainey>Implies Taylor is a victim
I think not, anon. Unlike Billie, both Taylor and Gerg are well past their teens - two adults with children. Taylor chooses to be a doormat and she enjoys playing
the victim. She's a spineless emo-tard who manipulates just as much as gerg does. I have zero sympathy for her. Billie's alright in my book.
But really the only thing he said is they cry a lot. its not like he said they beat their kids or their kids are monsters who act up all the time or saying they are going to grow up to be awful people.
If hes going to talk about anything thats been said he needs to only talk about what drew had directly said not what random people (lolcow and twitter) are saying because then all hes doing is feeding the trolls. And from what I can tell almost everything Drew said was proven true other than his kids crying but he wasnt attacking them like greg is making it out to be. Drew said he emailed billie saying he wanted her back. He did. Drew said he emailed her about taxes. He did. Drew never said anything about an april email that was trolls and thats what greg is choosing to focus on.
Exactly. While Lainey is 21 and that isn't much, numerically, in terms of an age difference with Billie's 18 or 19 years, I remember how big of a difference 21 was compared to 18-19 for me, you make big leaps and bounds in the matter of a single year around that age. Hell, we roasted a 21 year old guy friend constantly
for dating an 18 year high schooler, we saw it as weird
. When you've just finished HS and haven't really gained any life experience yet, you're on a completely different level of maturity in comparison to a 21 year old who's likely moved out, gone to college, had more serious relationships, etc.
Lainey deals with shit with the maturity of a 15 year old asshole emo kid, but she's definitely less…naive, I guess you'd call it. She's lived with Gerg's lovebombing, manipulation, verbal abuse, lies and gaslighting for five fucking years
and has developed her own unhealthy, manipulative methods for mindfuckery (mostly passive aggressive shit, which can drive anybody fucking insane after awhile), whereas Billie is like "An e-famous couple with money wants to fly me out, give me money, my own e-fame and have sex with me, sounds cool!"
Like, shit, I don't care how opportunistic her intentions were in the beginning, no 18 year old is gonna walk into that disaster of a marriage and be anywhere near mentally and emotionally prepared to deal with their toxic version of a relationship.
I know Billie had her own experience with toxic relationships before Gerg and Plainey, I know she dated that pedophile dude, but she was straight up groomed and taken advantage of in that situation and victims of sexual predators are far more likely to end up in another abusive situation later on because they've, sadly, been taught to view that shit as the norm.
Also, I absolutely believe she has an anxiety disorder and I don't see how it's ridiculous in the least to believe her. Tons of people have anxiety disorders, Generalized Anxiety Disorder is actually insanely common.
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"broken" iphone, everybody
But he's greasy …
Wouldn't it have a similar affect as accutane ? it'd slurp up all the moisture in his skin and maybe help clear up his acne ?
Though for all we know he already drinks her tears.
>>378012>Drew is, like, the epitome of what teen girls want to bone.
Yeah he is lol.>>378017
It makes sense in relation to her history with headcases; Gurg was just a natural progression of that. Good thing she met Drew. I'm pretty sure he reached out to her first?
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Idk why her and SR fall for bait so easily. Onion wants to make views off them responding. He probably noticed his SR video response got 100k views.
in one of his recent vids judging his fans looks (where he calls sarah plain), he said one of them looked like their former nanny, Selena. My question is why do they hire nannies when lainey is a stay-at-home mom? She never went to a physical college and doesnt work. With no hobbies, job, or school what does she do all day.
Gerg has his "work" excuse so he probably sees them once a week. but honestly, the less the kids are around him the better
can you stop self posting already. It's getting on my last damn nerve. >>378215
Eh I imagine she gets quite a lot of views from doing it too.
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Or just send a pinata full of shit with the request that he does a video bashing it open.
he really is the worst listener though - i remember reading adrienne's account of how he basically has conversations with himself, constantly talking over people and cutting them off even when he asked them something. it is equally possible he's doing it to be a cunt though lol
Not in the US but you'd have one hell of a time convincing my government a SECOND tesla was a necessary business expense. Especially for what he does. If he claimed the house and car as business expenses and the IRS is similar to our governing bodies, he's hooped. Assuming of course the audit is real in the first place. >>378136
I think he and Taylor Elaine Avaroe just constantly have the shits. All they eat is processed food or taco bell, how does that add up to anything else?
>>378187>I remember how big of a difference 21 was compared to 18-19 for me, you make big leaps and bounds in the matter of a single year around that age.
Isn't Lainey 22-23? But yeah different ages confer different stages mentally and emotionally, or least that's how it's supposed
to be. The Onion's are perpetually mentally and emotionally stunted, so the company they keep comes as no surprise.
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I love that he mentions all these vegan products in the video and makes SURE to point out they're VEGAN!!! after people on Twitter started shitting on him for _not_ being vegan, despite using the ethical/environmental argument in support of vegetarianism, i.e. making sure everyone knows he's superior. Cheese gives him "chest pains" – but only with pizza? Most of the fake meat products he mentioned still have dairy and eggs in them (Loma Linda Prime Stakes & Fried Chik'n, Campbell's Vegetarian Vegetable soup, MorningStar Farms corn dogs, Feel Good Foods egg rolls, Boca burgers, Quorn chik'n & cheese cutlets, bean & cheese burritos, Buenatural tamales…). Onion, you haven't done your research if you really think the dairy and egg industries are better than meat. Plus Frosted Mini-Wheats have fucking gelatin in them, which isn't even vegetarian. WHERE ARE THE FAX?
But we all know Gerg and Plainey are too lazy and/or stupid to actually check the label, and they don't really _care_ anyway. They're only vegetarians to appear morally superior to us plebs. Gergles says, "And let's not even go into the environment argument!" and then shows us a fridge full of expensive plastic bottles of water. Fucking moron.
I also love when he rips off his shirt to show us his VEGETARIAN BODEEEEHHH and his man boobs jiggle.
sage 4 annoying vegan
Agree with you on all of this. Greg doesn't respond to anything about that topic though. Lainey isn't vegetarian though. >>378254
Yeah, but Washington/ Seattle has great water. And a water filter would be much better.
Oh my fucking sweet jesus Maria magdalena shit penis alpaca whore god
Someone make this a banner
Baaaw he's being audited? Cri moar. And he completely lies
about Drew/Billie and the emails without mentioning their names. Pitiful.
>>377890>That's right, my undershirt was a Nirvana shirt. I am now kewl.
Nirvana is the least ~underground band ever, as evidenced by the fact that you literally bought that shirt at Target, Grease.
You reek of desperation and Kurt Cobain would have hated you.
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Did someone say "vegetarian BODEEEH!!!!!"?
>>378264>Greg doesn't respond to anything about that topic though.
Another example of his ability to dish it out/inability to take it. Can you imagine how much more annoying he'd be if he were actually vegan though? Because he can't just, like, casually "be" something or believe in something, he's the very best
at it, and the best for doing it.
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Tweeting him factual videos on NPD
sage your self promotion>>378290
Yeeees! Give him the FAX! I was the one who told him he had NPD live on younow lol, I've been hoping he'll address it because i just KNOW he googled the definition and symptoms after he sperged and tweeted about it. i can just see it now, gurg pacing the room and frantically reading out the symptoms he reads, yelling about how he doesn't have them…
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The last thing Lainey sees before she loses consciousness.
(god, that's dark… but eerily possible…)
XD-chan i wanna be friends you warm my cold heart>>378308
YES MAKE HIM MAD
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Even he looks slightly ashamed.
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OMFG TAKE THE TIME TO CLEAN YOUR FUCKING TOILET, what the flying fuck is wrong with you??? That shit hasn't been properly cleaned in months by the looks of it, I'm so triggered
i recorded it on my phone very shittily, I'm posting it now>>378344
it's done. he said, "how do i turn this off" or something.
i captured as many moments as i could: https://www.younow.com/aldlii/channel
He's just getting on Lainey's YouNow to talk shit about their fans, distracting from the drama around him. He always does this, he did it with the "I betrayed my wife"-series to make money and distract from the real drama going on.
And he might get a high from seeing his own face and being able to call people ignant fuckers when people can't really talk back.>>378347
Someone asked "is Onision and UhOhBro the same person?" and he said "did someone really just ask me that, how do i log off this thing"
last time, someone on kiwifarm posted the full thing. hopefully we got that too. i was too lazy getting out of bed in the middle of the night just to record for you fuckers lmao. i was just able to record the last 6 minutes or something.
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also cristy ella why are you so annoying jesus christ
like at least hide the trails or something
overall that livestream was a tad boring compared to the other ones. i am glad he wasn't going hard on Billie this time though. He should have stuck around longer. 4/10.
Why did you leave, Grugly? You're not FIGHTING FOR LOVE!
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REMEMBER LOVE, GREG!!! REMEMBER IT!!!
This livestream was boring as hell. He was mostly in control and didn't sperg out like he did in the first. My husband walked in on it when he was screaming "give me some faaaax" and got spooked.
sage for rl
the only funny thing was when somone asked if he can buy greg's love with patreon and greg went on about how it doesnt matter if some cant afford it and that you absolutely cant buy love, but nonetheless, yes he could do it, no you shouldnt, yes you should, no you shouldnt. and so on.
also the other thing when he talked about his inner voice before doing comedy videos.
idk i enjoyed it lol-wise.
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Don't forget that his speshul snowflake graduated "magma" cum laude. Too bad she didn't learn basic literacy while she was there - but she's so much better than a HS dropout, right Greg?
He talks to himself a lot. He loves the sound of his own voice. >>378376
He probably doesn't get on too well IRL. He can't selectively choose who he interacts with to screen for doormats/teen girls. I bet everyone IRL finds him intolerable
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Someone asked if they could buy his hoodie and he said yes, send him $100 on PayPal..
>$34.97 at Zumiez
>>Greg shops at Zumiez
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Whenever I see that tweet, this is what I think of.
>"I kept fantasizing about having a brain aneurism today. I was like, that’s such a fucking easy way out because nobody blames you, you know? You just, like, fucking die."
>Says it's okay that he's manipulative and a hypocrite, because everyone is!
>Says he calls Plainey is spouse now because people were giving him shit about it… not because it's respectful to his wife
>Bitches to/about his fans who aren't paying him
>"Some said, 'if I became a Patron, will you love me?' Don't buy my love. … I mean, you y-yeah. You'll buy my love, but-"
>Googles if he's making his hair greasy by washing it every day
>"Tried to claim divorce as a tax deduction because my ex-wife was pursuing me for my business. She wanted 50% of my business. And I was like, well that's a business expense, defending my business. And the IRS disagreed, so that's why I got audited in 2011"
LOL WTF GREG YOU IDIOT
>Loses it when someone suggests he didn't go to college
>Someone suggests he work on indie films. He makes excuses as to why he's lazy and unsuccessful beyond the internet, saying YouTube saved him some killing himself (blah blah blah).
>Says he has visual hallucinations on a previous acne med. They said it wasn't the acne meds.
>Compares being an isolated, misanthropic, bitter prick YouTuber to being a millionaire stock broker who works at home on their computer.
>Says he doesn't care about money (LOLOL)
>Got discharged because he didn't step on a worm and kill the rabbit (old news whatever)
>Brings up Cyr, rewrites the story of how he "dumped him" as if he was the calm, rational one. Nothing new.
that's pretty much it
Only new info was about his 2011 audit, really. He wasn't really biting today.
I do think it's hilarious, though, that he took that acne med before that gave him hallucinations (or altered perception or whatever) and then was told that the meds don't do that. He's actually just fucked, lol
I got a bachelor, worked for 3 years and then quit when I got preggers. Havent worked since then. Unlike Blamey I really do want to work again but I want to be with my kids until they are old enough they can take care of themselves.
Blamey has nannies and yet she doesnt work? Shes being a lazy bitch, absolutely no excuse to do either one or the other. Where were the nannies when her kids were getting fucked up teeth? I hope they got fired.
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That's perfect. He really is that 3edgy5u tryhard middle aged dad.
Oh okay, thanks, I had no idea that was a prase. Googled it and it all makes sense now.
Sage for pointless post. (sorry!)
go back to school, because apparently you are unable to read. >>378414
i fucking knew there would be some kind of retards who neither know what magna cum lauda actually means nor are really able to read that old font and therefore not understood your piece of art.
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Oh geez, what now?
he made that vid about being gyneosexual or whatever, and he seriously seems to like crossdressing. perhaps he's autogynephilic (i can't spell)
sage for kinda o/t and blogpost
fuck a guy i used to "see" had an impregnation fetish. i think it's common in people who love to be in power / manipulate others. come to think of it, this guy told me he loved me after like one date too, was a stage five clinger but yelled at me in front of my friends when i did something that indirectly inconvenienced him in a small way. there's something about narcissistic and power-hungry people that makes them pop a million boners for putting babies in people.
And Lainey is the only one who was dumb enough to have his kids. I don't think it's a matter of wanting to reconcile but the backlash. Also the biggest doormat.
Greg tries to "reconcile" over and over again with every woman he is with to set up new ridiculous rules/boundaries, keep them on their toes and make them afraid to lose him. It's narc mind games. Eventually the women leave, not Greg.
Was just reading though and saw this. Kind of bummed I missed the stream.
haha thats not even my younow. My younow is https://www.younow.com/PrincessWafflebunny
They do have my picture though. Weird.
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he looks like this thing
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DISGUSTING. And this facial expression is so fucking cringey.
I hate people who post shit like this with pity party captions, expecting people to compliment them because they're sooo brave.
Behold! Filtered and burry, shot with a top of the line iPhone and still looks like potato quality
#FAX and #HONESTY
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Gerg, you're like 35. That ship has long sailed.
Also, you can tell he's driving while taking selfies by the reflection in his glasses. Fucking idiot.
A shooped image on the internet is proof of the school she went to? kek >>378420
If her online college has a twitter, I'm sure they'd love to be tweeted the screenshots of their special "magma" graduate grooming a 14yo little girl.
He claimed in the YouNow to have tried EVERYTHING to fix his acne. Yes, everything except eating real food,
not the overprocessed, expensive, convenience garbage he eats at every meal.
But he said he's glad he has shit skin and isn't well-endowed (micropenis confirmed?); otherwise he'd be an even worse person.
It's funny cause in lameo's younow a little while ago (like a week ago), someone asked if she was going to get a masters and she said she might get a masters and go back to school but shes taking a break for now.
But gerg just basically admitted lameo's true intentions OR is saying what he wants lameo to do which is she just got a bachelors for a bachelors and shes not going to work. >>378385
I think he dresses like what he thinks jensen ackles from supernatural dresses like. But he cant pull it off, and he buys shit clothing. LOL.
"Behold, bad skin, premature wrinkles, totally obvious failed nose job and acne, do I look young guyyzzz?"
Ugh he is literally closer to being 40 than he is to being 20 yet here he is seeking validation from his mostly underage/teenage fans like an insecure manchild.. (where is his top lip?)
Also, what's with the totally "I'm so vulnerable plz compliment me" expression?