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idols of idol matsuri con
I don't want to shit up anything, I'd just like to say that I am not naturally attracted to girls who aren't "mature" (whatever that meant anyway).
They have huge advantages but if the situation were normal I wouldn't want them more than any other type.
Why do all of these girls try to type in a way that makes it seem like English is not their first language / they dragged Japanese through Google Translate into English when it is clear that they're fluent? It goes hand in hand with the cutesy hearts and emojis. Do they think it's charming? I've always noticed it, but this >>3231
(in the Abi Pop thread) really fucking annoyed me.
the only 'idol material' one I think is the girl second from the right in the front row (god, the 2 asians next to her are just as fug as the white girls)
what is up with the red head.. she looks like someone's mother trying to be 'qt rori chan'
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I agree that Abipop wasn't using broken English, but in fairness I'm sure some of these girls do. I know for a fact that Ally and Sally do.
Her face is pretty fucked, yeah.
Aminyan is cute though
I don't think beckii was being greedy but I think her family expected too much. The Japanese entertainment system screws up their workers. Idols don't get rich.>>3080
Leah didn't sabotage her career she just got knocked up and married. If she didn't get divorced she would've still been in Japan as a talent probably.
The problem with most of these girls is they can't speak Japanese. Leah dizon's looks were enough to sustain her because it surely wasn't her terrible music or personality. Most of these girls are average to cute as best. They're going to need language skills to cut it because most idol music sucks.
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That AbbieKins chick is extremely annoying and unfortunate looking IMO. Dat schnoz tho…How come Jrcach calls her "the kawaiiest girl he's ever seen" desu desu?
Did she ride his old fatass dick or something? She's soooo below average. Her face gives me the creeps. Let's be real…If you want to be a ~kawaii aidoru in japan~ at least you have to be pleasant looking. All those YukaPon wannabees are too far from pretty
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This ain't even her final form
i was thinking EXACTLY the same. he's criticizing girls for having "big ugly gaijin noses" and tells them how it makes them unattractive and not appealing for the idol industry. while abbiekins has a massive potato nose and he has no problem with it and says she'll make a good career :jrcach logic:
well but we all know that'll never happen so let them be
There's only a few people who still take him seriously. Kerukkuma doesn't like him I feel like she's just not being aggressive. But she doesnt like him at all. I don't think Ally and Sally like him either to be honest
Abbiekins still likes him because he gives her hope she can still become something. Chii still likes him because she's a bitch. I saw an old profile of her before she was an ~aidoru~
and she was pretty bad. Her personality is fake.
Keekihime had a huge ego but she seems like she's getting better and more down to earth.
I kinda like KeekiHime. she reminds me of myself. she seems simple and always gets straight to the point even though it annoys me when she speaks badly about herself. it may look that she's fishing for compliments and stuff, but i believe she's not, it's just how she feels about herself.
either way, 99.9% of those aspiring idols are fake and no one takes them seriously because they sugarcoat everything. can't even have a decent conversation with them. like that abipop girl acts like an idiot,ignoring questions, dropping shitloads of emojis, calling people her "oneesans/oniichans" and stuff. cringe worthy…
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YEAH PREACH IT GIRL
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found this on tumblr.100000%agree.she makes me puke
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oh my god is this for real?just look at dat face.LOOK
Abbiekins has no personality.
Kimonotime is super nice however her any abipop are the biggest weebs ever and don't know anything about idols. They have a lot of fans and good dance skills and not so much drama whores but I don't see them as idols.
Aminyan she's not a weeaboo but she seems in her own world. Only really old guys like her. I'm surprised how much she got on her kickstarter thing though. Didn't expect her to make it over $300
Keekihime was a huge bitch. There's a difference between being genuine and rude and she crossed it multiple times. However she's direct unlike most of these girls. Abipop has no personality. She's nice but an ex scene girl trying to be Yukapon is weird. By previous posts I can tell Aminyan is a shit ton smarter than she lets on but she acts dumb to manipulate others. Also beta guys who like idols don't like strong women hence why Keekihime's career failed.
there's a difference between having a different persona and being a total fake self promoting bitch.
i agree,it seems like abipop and abbiekins have no personality. they're just very uninteresting and unoriginal. but i'd say that abi pop is worse than abbiekins because she often self posts on /cgl/, pretends to have shitloads of fans. not to mention that "kawaii ugug oneechan" act which totally gets on my nerves
She's very passive aggressive and kisses everyone's ass but will talk about them behind their backs. A few genuinely nice people are: Mico, Boderline Chocolate, Kimonotime, Yukikachan or Caprice even though she looks like yukapon, Ally and sally they kiss everyone's ass but they aren't mean, Maxine is becoming annoying but she's a good kid, Teya(see Maxine), beckii even though she's annoying she is nicer than most these bitches, kerukkuma/Kelsey Parnigoni, Aminyan is autistic so she seems self centered but I think she really wants to be nice, Keekihime is becoming nice after she had a reality check, abipop isn't rude or mean she's just fake. She doesn't watch or play the things she cosplays but that doesn't make her a bitch., that Sarah girl from Cruel Angels, Scarlett…
Besides those people everyone else is a genuine bitch like Abbiekins, Chii, Yukapon or they're a nobody so I didn't list them.
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trust me,i've been there so yeah,basically she's a total attention whore. also there's a rumor about kimonotime and abipop stealing some artist's drawing or something. pretty much most of those "aspiring internet celebs" are full of shit
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She's actually pretty cute
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Yeeeah, from certain angles, lighting she may seem acceptable looking
he makes no sense at all.what a weird style of writing.
erm that lolita comparision says it all.he's attracted to little girls.i mean sexually.yuck
Learn about idols therefore stop saying Akiba idols because most of these wanna be idols have no idea what an Akiba kei idol is.
do live streams
Post cute selfies and pretty much just be active on twitter and with blogs or Facebook. If you're cute people will blindly follow you.
srsly just bc keekihime and yukapon didnt lick kerukkuma's ass it means they're against her? are u fucking jrcach?
it's not a fucking competition who'll become a "bigger" idol srsly.
goddamnit this is sick. then simply become a fucking popstar.
this is why i think that this whole idol thing is ridiculous.once you turn 18,20 you get your ass kicked out of the buisiness. well kerukkuma is 21 so she's getting too old for this shit. she already did gravure so i wouldn't be surprised if she decided to become an erotic model or a pornstar.
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this is scary.those pigtails make her look autistic.she's like one of those ~forever 12 years old~ yukapon wannabees.trying to look as young as possible but also sexy at the same time.ew
>>3975>pigtails make her look autistic
You're the full retard from the jrcach thread.>yukapon
Idols in Japan wear pigtails all the time. Get out.
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jrcach and other horny pedos gonna love it
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Depents on the target audience.
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When people say Kerukkuma is famous
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Why do people call them ugly but people like beckii or Keeki pretty? They look average
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Pretty much, plus the part where they claim to love eroge since they were 9 or something like that.
Yukapon(if she didn't hurt herself)
Steffy from Spatio(she's pretty much unknown but white and in an idol group since 2011)
Himeka the anisong singer
Jenya the first white anime actress
Dakota even though she's a model
Lala who is now a model under Bravo
It's pretty possible. They won't become super famous but it's possible and has been done multiple times. Most of these girls don't even try to learn Japanese or about idols so they emulate Yukapon which doesn't work at all. Someone like abipop has no chance because she can't speak Japanese and isn't unique or knowledgable at all. Same for Abbiekins and pretty much every girl in this thing except Ally and Sally and maybe aminyan.
most of their live streams are risqué.
this one the title says "do you want to play
with two Canadian twins? Oniichan sex!!!!!"http://sp.live.nicovideo.jp/gate/lv152690759
The weeb is hella strong in this one.
On the other hand, this whole cosmates contest is full of those
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Even adult males wear them.
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Modern randoseru are A4 size so they can fit every age.
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is this kekihime?could be a girl who looks like her.i'm having a hard time believing it's her
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how is even megannyan related to this video?
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JrCach is AbbieKins's suggar daddy
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There are boy ones too, this little guy for example is an 8yo idol named Hiroyuki and also makes streams on Nico Nico, the youngest male idol would be 4.
In the UK you can't do porn until you're 18 but topless glamour style stuff isn't considered indecent and thus not porn. This is why it's legal for underage girls to be naked in films, such as Keira Knightley at 15 in The Hole.
The added bonus is that you're also considered an adult at 16, so an aspiring 16 year old model can start doing glamour shoots without their parents' permission.
This meant that in the past newspapers like the Daily Sport have featured 16 year olds but they never infantilise them. It was always along the lines of "check out these firm 16 year old DDs".
>Before 2003, British tabloids sometimes featured 16- and 17-year-old girls as topless models. Samantha Fox, Maria Whittaker, Debee Ashby, and others began their topless modelling careers in the Sun when they were 16, while the Daily Sport was even known to count down the days until it would feature a girl topless on her 16th birthday, as it did with Linsey Dawn McKenzie in 1994.
If you google those models they're all well endowed. I'd attach a photo except I'm not sure how legal they are outside the UK.
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He's a disgusting person. He commented to Keeki very rudely on his alternate YouTube, YouTube.com/user/teleostomi to bully her. "You're too disgusting"
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EllTia is so pretty and she's an idol in Japan. She's just so tall and gorgeous. I wish more people recognized her
5/10 typical skinnyfat.
Can't see enough of the face to judge.
Besides that, who cares? Is she a lolcow? Does JRach have anything to do with her?
Your post reeks of selfpost, btw.
You must be new here. This ain't the right place for self-promo.
My self-post detector is beeping you know
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She's pretty typical, like most idols.
Skinnyfat, big ego because they are idols which translates to not ugly/girl next door.
You are not a supermodel, sorry.
Especially when you forget to keep your face posed perfectly (cough dakota).
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>>5410>She's just so tall and gorgeous. >gorgeous
Typical bitchy looking white girl. If >>5438
really is her smile… yikes. And christ, I can feel her crusty makeup cracking in >>5464
No one's ever even heard of this "EllTia" chick. We don't take self-posting nobodies too kindly. And on the off chance that you're not self-posting, you did her no good by posting her here. > aspiring aidoru
Aspiring idols have like a 1 in 50 chance of being above average and a 1 in 1000 chance of actually making some sort of name for themselves. You're either her or you're a nobody and as fuggo as she is. Either way gtfo, everyone's here to see people who actually did something relevant, not you.
I think you're just jelaous. She has no drama around her and has already been in professional MV and seems like her career isn't going to end like Beckii's.
Oh wait, those aren't pigtails. Disregard, I'm a faggot
Still looks bad tho
Just google for her, nothing hard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMcFxcsNEUQ
I though her group only had one video but it looks like they have more. This song has potential (just don't get scared by this old lady in the beginning). But I don't know if it is an original song or a cover.
If you take a walk down a street in Japan, AKB48 would be above average. Fairly cute but nothing too special. And I don't think I've seen a chubby AKB48 member, AKB48 does a shitton of bikini/lingerie shots and I dont think that'd fly.
The bitchfest was because some anon posted some regular looking girl (presumably her) and start praising her to the sky on a site that's dedicated to dramu and lolcows. It was to be expected.
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"none are chubby"
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someone edited abipop's selfpromo article. I'm laughing my ass off right now!!
>>5499>>jealous of ugly girls
said by no one ever>>jealous of a nobody
said by no one ever
idk if you've noticed, but most of these weeaboo aidoru are not attractive including that cake face girl that idiot posted.
I thought my blatant English vocab would make people recognize that i'm not Himezawa sigh Well >>5707
Is not her anyway, I can't vouch for >>5703
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dafuq did just i watch
Her sister is Momo (Honeykittenmomo/Momouto)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoVEVN7HcVQ
I feel sorry for their parents for having birthed two weebs.
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I'm with you on that. Bibi has a decent face. I don't really know how she compares with Momo (facewise) because all the pics Momo has are her with her retarded glasses all the way down her nose. I wear glasses as well and seeing that pisses me off.
I think the Williams' sisters have nice eyes though. Might just be pure angle shots, but their eyes seem to have a nice shape.
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Idk why momo got upset that people said her sister looks older. Like she legit looks 24.
goddamn, her forehead is bigger than mine.
first rule of the 5head: never take photos from an upward angle. and i just hate how she's pursing her lips and making her nasolabial fold more prominent. gurl, if you're trying to be ~ kawaii sugiru ~ i'm gonna need you to stahp with that shit
i also left a comment on bibi baby's youtube video for one of those dance covers about her Japanese and how i could hardly comprehend her (she kept saying nya nya in between phrases eugh) and she was like…welll….that's how my Japanese is. so…you'd rather sound incomprehensible for the sake of being kawaii pedo bait??
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She's 15 and her sister Momo is 17 rn.>>6303
Seems like it runs in the family.
Also I think the parents are partially to blame for indulging them in some of the mess they do. The parents sent Momo to Japan last year (or year before last can't remember), this year they went to France. The parents lets them buy their weeb stuff. But she still bitches about her mom like an ungrateful brat.
Momo's set to go back to Japan this September. https://twitter.com/himekangel
Her twitter. She goes by "Himeka" now.
15 and 17, oh my god… I never would've guessed that I you hadn't told me. I have a friend who's 26, same race, and looks way
younger. These girls have unfortunate genetics and lost the lottery. They really
aren't suited for that kawaii lifestyle. There's other styles and niches they can fit into but they do not have the youthful look that kawaii shit often requires.
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Has anyone heard of SHEawase aidoru wannabees? One of the members asked me to like their fb page.
It's a shame only one of them is actually pretty
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aminyan with that sage chan stripper?
>>5410>>Someone posts pretty girl they admire
Let the nitpicking begin! Seriously, though, I doubt any of you look any better. A lot of you sound like your compensating for your flaws by bitching at girls who lack said flaws. >>5494>>5482
Muds who are mad because white girls get all the love. My nappy hair is beautiful in it's own way. :(>>5412
Proud of her curves
inb4 I'm the girl in the picture. So far, she's the only pretty one, which is probably what spawned the autistic anger.
. What are you on about, and what does anything have to do with "nappy hair"?
Either this really is you, or you're some whiteknighting faggot. pls go
>>8919>I'm just a regular user
No one would say this, ever
confirmed for white knight
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Nope. I don't like mexicans, though. Are you mexican? You seem awfully concerned about them. >>9088
Confirmed gook. Don't you have your own site to bitch about white girls on? I know they're beautiful, but there's no need to get butthurt.
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i need to hear more about this pls.
her teeth are horrible…… and those eyes makes her look like she has down syndrome
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Crooked teeth are considered normal in japan, it's very unusual to see a japanese person with braces. (Kozue Aikawa got them like last year tho). But those fangs are considered very cute in Japan. I'm sure Kipi wouldn't be so famous if she had straight teeth.
What's the point of the website then?
Also, trying to be aidorus and not being prepared for people making fun of them? Good luck with that.
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That wig is awful, please don't.
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I can't. I am so done.
This sounds so retarded.
Also I heard their parents made them the site and that they are spoiled as hell.
Oh lawd, no wonder people 'bullied' them.
Do they actually have a disability…?
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I don't mind Beckii that much but she does upload some super unflattering pictures sometimes…
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This post made me look through some of Beckii's old photos and, well, they certainly both look a lot less polished than their usual posts.
I'm going to leak a few things about this "community" considering I've been in it since 2010 and I really know the truth about everything.
First of all, Jrcach had more knowledge than Dansa No Himitsu so people trusted him at first. DnH didn't know shit about idols, dancing, Nico Nico or any of that. She attacked Keeki and she was a nobody but people listened to her. Her bad advice, slut shaming and general retardedness fucked the community up.
OishiiProject also fucked the community because most of the girls in this community joined it. By joining O!P you had to sign a contract prohibiting you from anything else. A few girls got offers they had to miss out of because this dumbass "project" hurt them
Jrcach has shit advice and so did Dansa. The fact of the matter is if girls got of their asses, learned Japanese, and put effort becoming an idol wouldn't be hard as all.
There's also a few girls who are heavily riding the bandwagon of "idol" who just want to be famous any way they can, they don't care about idols, know about them or whatever. These girls are Kimonotime, Lolichii, Abipop and Himezawa. None of these girls have knowledge about idols and they're just riding the bandwagon for more viewers. Himezawa is somewhat interested in being an idol but for the rest they all have ulterior motives which I'll leak later.
Finally, a tip for all aspiring idols or models, if you think Jrcach is the worst you're mistaken. The girls in this community are absolutely terrible users. Don't mention any audition you tried for because even if they don't live in Japan or don't have plans to go there, they act without logic and will apply too. Contact Jimushos yourself and learn Japanese. Make your own blogs and stop having Akira write them for you, Heddie, Caprice aka Yukika I'm looking at you.
I have more juicy information to leak pretty much about fake girls later. If you're serious about becoming an idol take my advice. These girls are all users don't trust any of them.
Interesting. More?>First of all, Jrcach had more knowledge than Dansa No Himitsu so people trusted him at first. >DnH didn't know shit about idols, dancing, Nico Nico or any of that.
Yeah, I definitely got this vibe. Fat weeb thought she knew about idols because she watched other weebs dance to Vocaloid songs on YouTube. All her blog was good for was gossip, which was the main "thing", so I don't know why she changed.
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Now something juicy about a few girls.
Ally & Sally aren't as nice as they put on to be, but they're surely not as bitchy and fake as most girls in this. Their old blog from 2010 has them talking about weebs(even though they are them). They also are passive aggressive at times. Granted they aren't fake geek girls how people make them out to be. They genuinely love Eroge, Akihabara, Anime etc unlike Abipop who is totally faking it.
They do however have a Japanese sugar daddy type of guy. I don't know the extent of the relationship but they lied about it.
On Japanese TV the media crew said "Who is this? This is suspicious?" And they said "a friend of our family." They asked how and the man said "um…from work." This is a huge big fat lie.
Look at their performances in Japan, that guy is doing full on wotagei, he also showed them to their apartments. (Pic related he's the furthest on the right)
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The average Japanese person, even a family friend wouldn't be caught dead doing Wotagei. This guy is their biggest fan and their "Oniichan". He even has/had a blog on Ameblo where his name was "Ally & Sally's Oniisan" and his twitter said the same. His name is Anthony and maybe he's -just- a fan but I'm pretty sure he's more than that to them considering they act incestous during most of their broadcasts for views.
This picture is of Sally, The guy who everyone thinks is Jrcach aka Yoshi, Anthony their "older brother" and Ally
He isn't a friend of their family by any means. They completely lied which makes it all the more suspicious
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Wow! A story in the Barnsley Chronicle! She's really hitting the big time.
Also:>blasted the show's producers for trying to make her look 'weird'>that picture
To be fair to her it's not like she signed up herself expecting to hit the big time.
She was apparently scouted by the shows producers who were looking for some J-pop/K-pop singers to appear on the show and made it sound like a great opportunity.
Shows like the X Factor, Big Brother and Jeremy Kyle are all trash that prey on peoples weaknesses and hopes. I don't blame her at all for what happened to her, the X Factor is notorious for hunting down professionals and putting them out there pretending they're amateurs with a miraculous talent come from nowhere when the people really have managers and producers and agents and stuff.
Yeah, yeah, I watched her video full of excuses. It's already been discussed in this thread.
Whether you like her or not, she's clearly very desperate for any kind of fame. She even put her story in the local paper, that's lame as all fuck.
No, it is her fault, but I think it should at least be mitigated between her and the scouts that deliberately sought her with the intentions of humiliating her for ratings.
22 is still a young enough age to be naive about this kind of shit. Hell I didn't learn how to properly use a washing machine until I was 22. Why are there so many drawers and what are they for.
Even so, of course I'm going to watch her audition video and laugh, but I don't think it's entirely her fault. X Factor is scummy as fuck.
Holy shit, really? How did I miss that.
That's a great news for them. Keru really made a dumb decision unless she is moved to an even better company.
What a dumbass
Shouldn't have gone to X factor. It's not a fucking YouTube.
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Himezawa and Beckii…
she's a grown woman. why is she being this dumb?? jfc
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Just do it then… stop writing statuses like this to get sympathy.
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KLUE is a UK-based Facebook group for Kpop fans. It's amusing to follow because it's full of cringey kids.
Someone linked to a Tumblr post where people were discussing whether Kelsey was appropriating other cultures.
As I said, I got there too late but it seems like she was incredibly defensive and kept denying that she was doing anything wrong. The other people were giving her genuine advice on how to improve but she couldn't handle it, got pissy and deleted most of her comments except a few like >>11746
And this morning it seems like's still completely incapable of taking any advice. Jesus christ.
Oh god, I was wondering when these guys were going to get posted. Dat makeup…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH198GmtWmU
So much cringe in one video.
the weeb is so strong in this one
Why didn't they film somewhere quiet…?
Also Amelia looks like she's regretting everything.
They're not even remotely in time with the music or each other. Christ.
And they need to cut down those tree trunk legs a bit.
Trying to be an idol is
It's for attentions whores who want to make a living off being an attention whore.
Not really, since some people are actually famous for being talented.
Most of these aidorus have close to zero talent and just want attention and gifts.
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keeki's eyebrows are really scary.
From her Facebook, you can only see her photos by having her as friend, so whoever posted this is a bitch….
As for her job, see for yourself: http://ameblo.jp/keeki-hime/entry-11922631025.html
Why does she sound so nervous the whole time? You're on your own at home, at least try to go for it.
That shaky voice plus the way it seems like she's making eye contact the whole time makes this super uncomfortable.
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Oh well, at least she's always providing new things to laugh at, like this outfit.
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~SuCh QuIrKy AnD uNiQuE SnOwFlAkE dEsu~
Kelsey always claims she's trying to ~promote Asian culture~ and that she's not doing it for the fame (especially in response to criticism of her going on the X Factor) but who's oldfag enough to remember when she wanted to set up a Lady Gaga tribute act? http://youtu.be/ZqL04cs288g
To be fair, at least her voice sounds a lot better than when she does that fake cutesy thing.
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Looks like Baily Jay.
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Seems like Kelsey loves bad wigs.
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She really, really can't.
Oh god this just reminded me that I uploaded me singing this song in English on Youtube.
So glad at 14-15 I wasn't brave enough to show my face on the internet in my weeb phase.
That singing though… She needs a lot of practice. I couldn't even recognize the song til halfway because it was so off tone.
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she looks like Bailey's uglier, slightly retarded cousin who they hide in the attic
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lawl I could use those
I saw that shit too and couldn't stop laughing.>>13333
I wonder if she even listened to her own video before posting it. Or listened to the original song for that matter.
omgf i can't …stop..fucking laughing.
yeah,her singing really sucks and she needs to know it.
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Looks like she always had trouble getting outfits together.
Kelsey's SO irritating throughout this video, but special mention to her hideous no makeup face:http://youtu.be/7FfPghJmWSw?t=3m26s
Also lol'ing that they're shooting in some shitty corner shop. Keep reaching for the stars, Kels.
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>HONTOU NI GOMENESAI
this lolcow deserves her own thread
I think she's 20.
Eugh It's weird she doesn't realize how cringe worthy this shit is.
why can't anyone believe she's 20? that's really young. what do you expect? 20 year olds are immature. the brain doesn't even fully develop until age 25 anyway.
but even regardless of the age, what about what she is doing has anything to do with age? liking anime and cute things, dancing, singing, and learning japanese? i mean i agree she's terrible, i just don't understand everyone's surprise and horror about a 20 year old doing these things.
OH MY GOD SO CRINGE WORTHY
fucking made my day ahahah
She sounds and looks equally bad.
Dem tree trunk legs.
The posts on her Ameblo go back years, so it seems like she's been in Japan a long time.
Why does she always look so awkward and uninterested?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GptiTSjKo_c
Hell, I've seen weeby kids do better performances at conventions before.
she's been performing since 2011…wow… japan is weird.
how old is she btw?
No-one's posted Connie's age. They discussed Beckii's if that's what you're confused about.
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Don't you guys think Kerukkuma is going too far? I mean jfc….
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She's actually pretty fugly
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I never had problem with Kerukkuma but I lost all respect for her
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The only reason I'd NEVER do such things is my father.I don't think he'd like to see his little daughter providing fap material for creepy old jap men like JrCach.
She looks kinda desperate now.I'm glad KeekiHime didn't fall for this gravure shit.It's fucked up
Keekihime did streams in bloomers and pointing her butt to the cam. Who fucking cares if a girl does something sexual. It's her life. Like I'm so tired of you bitches saying "I don't like this idol because sex!!"
The world isn't America. The world isn't a bunch of close minded dumbasses. Keekihime probably would've done it too if granted the chance so please stop kissing her ass.
Srsly?Pls don't pull out that jealousy card .
It's really stupid. I don't even belong to "j-pop dancer/idol" community
Nowadays every bitch with the internet is an "akiba idol".
No stop saying "Akiba idol".
There's Japanese pop idols who can't date, have wota, and no talent. There's national idols and there's local idols. There's Akiba idols who only perform in Akihabara as a hobby and it's super easy to do. Keekihime was a local idol. Tiagoingmerry had a major debut so she's between national and local idol and same for Kelsey. Yukapon and Moetwinstyle only performed in Akiba and do anime style performances so they are Akiba idols. Do you guys understand now?
Yes, she's an adult but I hope she won't regret it later, when she's 25,30.. I mean shes going to have a "decent job" one day.
No employer would ever take her seriously after seeing those pictures. Some men would treat her like shit.
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>>15498>>junior idol dvds
They're 20, stfu.
why do you always have to bring up americans? are you jrcach? cause you sound like him.
gravure models aren't supposed to look SO erotic, it was REALLY unnecessary. i guess keru is just a horny bi*ch
Oh god, someone do a proper translation please.
The Google Translate version is amazing: "Trace shaving of dark unwanted hair is clearly up in the shin. Processing traces of armpit hair also turned black"
>>15644>child porn is practically legal in Japanhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_pornography_laws_in_Japan
>>on August 25, 2007 the Japanese branch of Amazon.com removed over 600 junior idol titles on grounds the likelihood these were produced in violation of the Japanese anti-child prostitution and pornography law was high>>4
Shinkosha executive staff members arrested for sexualizing minors>>Child pornography defined as "the depiction "in a way that can be recognized visually, such a pose of a child relating to sexual intercourse or an act similar to sexual intercourse with or by the child", of "a pose of a child relating to the act of touching genital organs, etc." or the depiction of "a pose of a child who is naked totally or partially in order to arouse or stimulate the viewer's sexual desire>>Genitals in adult jap porn are often censored >>one million yen ($10,000) fine or imprisonment up to a year on those who possess child pornography>>Suwa Yuuji made manga that didn't censor genitalia in adults >>Was fined 500,000 yen(About 4,900USD) and avoided jail time by pleading guilty. When he appealed the case to the Supreme Court of Japan on arguments that the manga was not as indecent and explicit as much material on the Internet and that Article 175 violated the Japanese Constitution's protection of freedom of expression, the Court upheld the ruling and the fine was tripled to 1.5 million yen.>>After Yuuji's conviction, a number of bookstores and chains removed their adults-only section.
Tehe, omg Japan is so weird XD It's filled with perverts just like me! >.< They wont make fun of me for being a slut like those baka americans
That why FGM is so common in Africa? >>inb4 Africa and middle east are same thing
Stop trying to pretend this shit isn't exclusive to euro countries, it's a blatant lie.
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Green is where porn is legal. Look at the west. Reddish is where it's illegal.
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I can't get over what a ignorant fuck you are.
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OMG THIS IS SO WRONG!!!!
Now imagine PT's life>WANTS to make seedy gravure videos for basement dwellers to fap to>can't even manage that>>15379>>15380>>15414>>15522>>15538
I'm from a European country where prostitution is legal and I'm cringing at these photos just as hard as the rest of you. It's not even that she's pointing her butt at a camera (although I personally wouldn't do that either and wouldn't recommend it to anyone) but that she went there with the dream of using her talents in singing and dancing or whatever to become famous but ended up rubbing her nipples on camera. It's the Japanese equivalent of wannabe Hollywood starlets failing to get legitimate acting jobs and ending up in porn, and it's pathetic.>>15419
Some Japanese people may not give a shit but others give a ton of shits and think lolita is for "broken" girls or some kind of fetish. Japan isn't a magical land of self-expression and many people there frown on anything alternative. Maybe they cover their face because it looked derpy, maybe they covered it because they don't want it out there on the internet for potential employers to find.
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Meanwhile at an adult DVD store.
did keekihime say she hated kerukkuma?can i see that post?screenshot??
imo it's pretty hilarious since we know keekihime lurks this thread
She probably thinks Keekihime hates Kerukkuma because Jrcach said so
Proof of GTFO
She's as awkward as Beckii Cruel.
And that dancing…Even my 6year old sister could do better.
I'm laughing my ass so hard atm.
And this is her "GREAT JAPAN DEBUT"? Geeze..
Wow! Just look at all those amazing achievements like entering cosplay competitions, writing half a novel and being interviewed by MCM Buzz!
Christ, even I've been interviewed by them, anything MCM is a pile of shit.
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Now that's what you call a potato face.
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She even tagged the post as ramen.
Don't you mean Zawa
(Not putting the "hime" part in front of it, she ain't no princess)
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To be exact, the Topping Girls are the shop's waitress that act like maidos.
Pic related, the topping girls from last year.
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Himezawa is a shittier version of Beckii Cruel.
At 12:00>"People were SCREAMING their lungs out"
Hey hey now, lets be realistic. We all saw the video and we all know it was like 3 people saying "yeah~" really boredly and a handful of people lamely clapping.
HAHAH oh my god this is hilarious. She's delusional.
This lolcow deserves her own fucking thread
3:00>and i was like LOOK AT THIS,LOOK AT THIS, everything is JAPANESE
the weeb is strong in this one
There was chat about them upthread, but thanks for reminding me because I spy a dance cover with their new members!http://youtu.be/zYcfPLDFqh8
Fatty in yellow is late for literally every single move. Did they not practice together at all before recording?
The blonde looks like abipop.
And yeah…they really suck.
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Pretty much all of them are fat except the girl in purple.
PSA to everyone in the uguuaidoru community
Stop wearing Galaxy/Nebula Sailor Uniforms
Stop wearing pastel uniforms
Stop wearing the same kitty printed rights
Stop wearing flower crowns
Don't wear anything you see on Tumblr.
Stop wearing dingy jeans
Seriously. Forever21 has cute clothes for super cheap, some you could actually confuse for Japanese and Korean brand.
Please stop being so basic.
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You must be knew here.
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Basically Japanese equivalent of bronies.
Also is that Yutanpo?
this man really gives me the creeps
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jfc her hands are fucking massive.
hello i just came by this thread, sorry for replying a week later haha. anyway, i think in the japanese ent. industry it's very common. sayumi gave me her photobook and a bunch of momusu CDs, hitomi yoshizawa gave me her CD, there was a collaboration photobook by a bunch of hello pro idols, they gave me their PB when i met them, etc etc. it totally does seem egotistical from a fresh perspective, but i did it as a gesture which i had been given in turn in the past. i'm sure that kyary has also given out her fair share of her own goods to other artists she has met, too.
(i saw somebody asked why i was even in japan)
i was in japan invited to model at moshi moshi nippon with himezawa, the event kept us for four days, and i extended my trip to last for 2 weeks.
Jesus christ her hands are bigger than her face
maybe she has marfan syndrome
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Has Yuriko tiger been mentioned here? What kind of visa is she even on?
Oh this girl. I was considering posting about her. She's been on Japanese tv twice that I know of in recent times.
She was on "Why did you come to Japan" and then another show that I believe is called 4x9. On the first one they went to her home and she cosplayed and did some ridiculous voice acting as Junko. I don't know anything about this girl aside from seeing her on tv so I hold no prior grudge, but it was truly cringeworthy. After that they went to a maid cafe and she kept commenting on how cute the maids are and even going as far as saying she wishes she was Japanese and said that Japanese people are so much cuter than white people. And then came the compliment fishing. She mentioned she's not cute a few times so the male hosts would of course kiss her ass and say it's not true.
On the other show I mentioned it had 9 webcam streams and the hosts would talk to each person. At the end of the show the audience would vote on whose home they wanted to visit to find out more. She put on her kawaii desu voice and the hosts immediately asked her if she's serious with that. She said she's just being a character and then went to cosplay Junko again all while doing a bunch of poses showing off her tits. The audience ended up voting to visit the home of a girl who collects carnivorous plants and even eats the bugs herself. They didn't show her face after the vote but given what an attention whore she is I bet she was pretty disappointed.
I cringed so hard when she started using the cutesy voice
ユリコタイガー 「バイキング - FUJI TV] Yuriko Tiger: http://youtu.be/R32-SULZhaE
Here's the vid from the first show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1ywKt2i8qU
I can't find the 4x9 one but it was basically just her doing her Junko voice again and showing her tits. Nothing really noteworthy but it disappointed me that she's getting the attention she wants. I highly recommend going to 20:30 if you want to know the true meaning of secondhand embarrassment.
At 24:30 she says she's jealous of how cute the maids are (and later that she'll never be that cute) and that's one of many times the hosts give her the compliments she so desperately craves. Right after that is where she starts lamenting that she wasn't born Japanese. It's really ridiculous that she's living here and still fetishizes Japanese people so much.
MAAAAAAAAN, watching this girl make an ass of herself makes me so glad I never had a weeaboo stage. Anime otaku stage, maybe since all I cared about was Slayers and Escaflowne shit.
The way this girl conducts herself is painful. The high pitched cartoon voice?! Wearing a school girl uniform in public?! The way she was impersonating Junko made me want to crawl into a hole and die. I have the feeling she won't look back on herself years from now and cringe…
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Wow the skirt she's wearing for her Junko cosplay is so …..not Junko. > mfw she ruined my Junko
wtf is wrong with those japs? there are thousands of cosplayers like her.
yuriko is just some average fake white chick imo
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the fuck she on about..?
>>18238>most of it has been positive
Yeah sure..her shitty videos barely get any likes. In fact, she's been getting a lot of negative feedback lately
that's why she's disabling ratings on her youtube videos
Her wiki page is hilarious>model>actress>internet celebrity
Himezawa is so fucking delusional.
That page doesn't exist.
Your link is shit and doesn't provide anything
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from keeki's tumblr. not sure if fishing for attention or…
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i know shes basic and a nobody now but i noticed that akira has been all over this girl lately. i remember watching her stuff a million years ago, and i thought she was good friends with yuka and even went to japan with beckii? doesn't sit right with me, and i hope she isn't his new girl. another two-faced bitch maybe?