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New Onion-san thread
last one: >>>/pt/332828
-Billie is experiencing a life crisis
-Onion still making videos about teen girls
-Social repose made a quality new Onion parody which made Onion fantards so butthurt, they are attacking his comment section.
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When you know you're being replaced. hahaha.
Previous thread posters such as:>>335373>>335361>>335369>>335412>>335251>>335252>>335253>>335254>>335255>>335256>>333978>>333677
Really wish there was a limit on 2+ year old screenshots that are basically irrelevant.
It's akin to just shitposting to end the threads quicker.
Really wish there was a limit on posts complaining about other posts that are basically irrelevant.
It's akin to just shitposting to end the threads quicker.
…how is bringing up an issue "shitposting? >>335450
has a good point, one that I complained about in the last thread.
Anons keep reposting tweets and blog posts from early to mid 2016 and earlier and sometimes crop out the timestamp to trick people into thinking that there are new developments, which in turn only derail the thread.
It's been happening for a while and getting your jimmies rustled because they probably called out one of your posts doesn't get anything done.
Sage bc slightly irrelevant to the topic
tl;dr: stop posting old screencaps and making them look like fresh milk and whining when people bring up the issue doesn't help.
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…exactly how many pictures does this girl need to take with her tongue out?
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bless them both
I hope the Onion parody videos keep coming until he's run off youtube
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I lurked the last thread and no one posted about this, but Lainey's refollowed Billie, so now everyone's following each other I think.
Or maybe since they lurk the threads, Greg told Lainey to follow her so that they atleast look happy.
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Sarah stated before that she was going to make a video when her channel reached 5k subscribers.
Expect a video from Onisi–I mean, Sarah anytime soon.
To be fair, it's probably cold af in the house.
Plus I bet dear husband gave her lots of supportive comments that made her feel confident in how she looked.
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he's doing this on purpose now.
Man he looks rough as fuck kek
Like the creepy man in the woods whispering for you to come over
this theory would make sense since before she decided to cut her hair short, she had decided to grow it out.
And there is the whole Shiloh thing where Greg forcefully shaved Shiloh's head and made it sound like it was her idea…>>335475
Same thing he did with "cuck", "Onion", and "suk mi". It's pathetic and hilarious how he acts unfazed and yet…
Insane narcissist hippie-type moms call their kids "indigo" as a way of marking their kids super speshul snowflaykes who can do no wrong, and whose bratty behavior is all down to their CREATIVITY and UNIQUE WAY OF THINKING. When is reality, they raised ego driven low empathy monsters who have never known an ounce of discipline and have been told their every thought and action is a clever and creative gem that should be cherished by all, and never, ever criticized.
So while she was huffing up her own cloud of smug, I'm sure anyone around her could see the holy terror she was raising in Grug.
Im guessing she just doesnt like it that much.>>335472
He has been doing it on purpose for awhile. He can only survive off clickbait and drama. His content is pure garbage.
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Husband makes videos telling girls if they are attractive or not and what would make them look attractive as if his man opinion is god. that's alright though!! Oh okay lainey. Good thing your inspiring your fans not to rely on a man's opinion on whats attractive while thats literally all your husband does!
They were posted because an anon asked about the conversation.
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He's so unfunny and a tryhard. How can people stand him playing videos like this?
And he and the nanny flirting at each other, it's just awkward.
Bilbo I hate you!!
I'll miss u bilbo
Lol, this is gonna be fun.
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LOL, I thought you were joking.
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Whole post with pic.
TF was he "boycotting", lol?
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maybe he's trying to prove Blarie wrong for calling him out on looking like a 17yo?
Maybe he meant his fans were "boycotting" it? That statement makes no sense otherwise.
But we all know that if Bilbo Baggins were there he would have kept the beard.
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I just hope Billie decided to do something about feeling like "she had nothing and no control"…
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Ty, anons. Cap in return.
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This tweet was meant for boogie2988, who tweeted that Gergle has him blocked. Germe tweeted him, then deleted his tweet and posted this one.
I guess to keep people guessing who the tweet's for and making it more dramatic?
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counting the minutes until his greasy ass posts a video slandering her again
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Billie commented on gerg's post 35 mins ago so…they must be on good terms still.
she only commented the dot because gerg's caption says "comment if u dont agree 2 me shaving the pedo beard"
so i think it's clear that the beard was definitely for bilbo
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Ohhhh, you're right ( and it definitely was for Bilbo ).
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He currently winning/ having a melt down on Twitter Maybe him and Lainey had a fight.
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I wonder who this is directed at? Richie? Cyr?
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Right, he was replying to this. Posted "Okay then", deleted it and posted the tweet mentioned above.
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Opps dropped my pic
i can't stop watching this
he's so clumsy
so out of breath
so heart attack
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When is she gonna learn.
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But if he saw a girl do this he'd berate her
Billie's still following both of them on twitter though.
I think she did something to upset them, like not giving them her undivided attention or wanting a job that isn't centered around Onion.
Never. She cant grasp the concept that being with onion will never equal being loved.
Shes prob gonna get love bombed now that something went wrong with billie. lmao. >>335587
This whole trio of morons can just rot together. Shes going to continue messaging them like she did last time and end up back in the hellhole or something.
I cant tell if he is mocking her or trying to be on her good side against the horrible billie bob!!
Did billie tell them she wanted to get a real job or something and they got offended at her not fighting for love by living in the mcfartmansion forever or something so horrible like that??
My vote goes to Plankton. Plankton decided Bilbo and Gerg are spending too much time together.
OR only Gerg had problems with not getting enough attention.
I can't help but look at the people behind stare at him with a wtf expression as he flexes his vegetarian muscles
nah its probably about billie. Now that they had a fight with billie, onion will love bomb her and they will both posts pictures like the love of my life <3
They can rot together for all i care.
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Some of the comments under his "Type of girls I'm into" are pretty good.
Right? She's better off than most women who are dealing with abuse. She would have a huge fan base to fall on and she would have a cushy amount of money from gurg.
She's staying with him for selfish reasons at this point and I do not feel sorry for her.
Re-watching that video. If you knew nothing about them, one would think: This is a couple, Greg's younger sister ( Sarah ) because he's "teasing her" and her friend.
In reality it's a married couple with 2 kids, their ( ex ) lover and their 16 y old baby sitter.
I just cringed myself out.
"me @ 2017: bitch i hope the fuck you do"
21 hours ago.
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Back to his good old self.
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Are you serious?
I'm not sure how there could be any question of trolling here.
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jesus christ, my dude, you're over 30
Sarah: the loli moeshit. 10yo
Seriously, after seeing this - how is it possible that he's even able to have sex at all at this point? Does he just lay there like a fucking log and make the girls do all the work? This man would be ruined after 3 minutes of missionary position or any other position other than… just laying there.
No wonder Lainey is fucking depressed all the time.
There's no excuse for him to be that out of shape, he's basically sitting on piles of money and can't even manage to do a few laps around the block.
What a pathetic waste of time and space he is.
You can tell by everything he says and does that simply living with him is a fucking chore in itself.
He's a miserable sack of shit, he sits on his ass 24/7, does the most menial of tasks like drive his shitty Tesla to the local mall that's practically a 15 min walk away at most… Lainey's idea of vacation is sitting in Olive Garden chewing on breadsticks whilst he spends most of that time bitching and moaning about what he projects onto other people.
This is a deluded man who is under the impression that he's an "alpha male" because he uses his YT "fame" and "fortune" to lure in any teenage girl who has stars in her eyes… I'm not even at a loss of words any more, he's a parody of a fully grown adult.
Can we NOT do this? I know EOliveson are very much into keeping tabs on who is following who on social media, but it seriously doesn't fucking matter - the lot of them constantly follow/unfollow each other on a regular basis and it means fuck all, it's the most basic of drama fodder and they keep on doing it because they know the most simple of idiots fall for it every single time.
They're doing that shit to distract attention away from his obsession with teenage girls, he'll continue to orchestrate drama until it goes away and everyone forgets about it… Lainey and Billie are in on it.>>335472
Of course he is, he's trying to turn it into a joke so people don't take it all seriously… he can try all he likes, noone is gonna forget about the shit he's done and continues to pull.>>335474
Haha, plz no… bad mental images.>>335497
Sage your blog posts.>>335558
He was petitioning against being a pedo.>>335584
She's actually fine with pedos, check out her thread in /snow for those details.
I've always wondered what is like to shower with this greaseball… Like, how does it feel when you're washing yourself with this dude staring at you or feeling on you when it's originally a private moment to yourself?
Saging for Showering with Onision
Ew have there been tweets about him showering w/ women?
Actually that's probably where Bilbo pops his delicious bacne…
I bet anything that they both stink, like… he would be the type to revel in his stink and just shrug it off as being "natural" or "manly" and she'd be the type to always stink and try masking it with deodorant and perfume.
If they're having sex more than twice a day like they keep bragging they do, then they're going to stink, no matter how long he has his first shower for… so basically a lot of BO and sex stank.
He also mentioned he likes to have sex on their period. As if that wasn't enough with the stank sex.
(Not saying it's not hygienic but when it comes to Grease and his women; it's unhygienic.)
Considering he doesn't use lube and thinks the idea of it is abnormal, sex on their period is not gonna be a fun venture.
I'm even cringing now from just imagining the tackiness and stickiness, it's like he honestly just thinks of them as receptacles for his dick who sometimes make a noise from their mouths in protest of him.
Heh, well at least she ~used~ to make a bit of a noise, she's stopped doing it these days.
AJ ( or was it Shiloh? ) said that he furiously jacks off under the shower when he's frustrated about something and I'd bet that happens often, so…He probably does shower at the very least.
But his very existence is still unhygienic.
Ahhh, I was about to post this too!
LOL omg, 2017 may be our best year yet, lads!
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I'm SCREAMING, it was the pot.
everyone in the comments is pissed. most people start smoking weed around 14, grease! there you go again not knowing your audience..
who bets he makes another video "researching" (googling and looking at the first 3 results) pot and then billie's back by february?
Did he just try to say that he thinks it's better that people with mental illnesses like Bipolar Disorder manage it without drugs?
Gee, I wonder how many of his dumb ass fans are gonna drop their psych meds now because of his bullshit.
He's said it before. He thinks he's smarter than doctors.>>335731
It's not even addictive.
Think so, he also mentioned how Billie probably wasn't bipolar because according to himself "she didn't seem like it"
The mentally challenged Gerg's opinion is totally more trustworthy than an educated proffessional's.
to top it off don't forget that he says "just because she was diagnosed with a problem…in my eyes she didn't have a problem" okay doctor greg. It's no big deal if you have some sort of mental health issues, if greg doesn't think you do then you don't! Otherwise? You're just taking drugs for the rest of your life. Like a drug addict. Forever.
didn't like how he called it "head medicine" either.
What if one of his fans commits suicide because they stopped taking antidepressants because of Greg's shitty advice? I bet the fucker would get away with it…Like always. >>335739
To be completely fair many
people are misdiagnosed and tons of teens and young people self
diagnose mental illnesses that they don't even have. Also, people who basically only need a good amount of therapy are given drugs for things they don't suffer from. We're seeing emotional "depression", which can't be treated with medicine, being given the people who shouldn't be relying on those psych meds – mostly because their brains don't even need them in then first place. Billie is only 19 (not saying her problem isn't legit), but sometimes people suffer from extreme emotional problems at that age (teenage years to early adulthood) that would ease in the long run without the need of pills. People self diagnose all the time and shitty docs prescribe drugs due to greediness. People on the internet make it seem like everyone is bipolar, manic depressive, etc when that's not even true.
Sage because ot
No, I think he's just threatened by diseases he can't physically see and his little mind cannot comprehend, therefore they must obviously not exist!
But yeah he could just be operated on while wide awake?
We can all agree compatibility is important, but I feel like this video could be shortened to a minute, because he's just going in circles.
The thing he said about bipolar meds is hella ignorant, but I don't expect better from him.
That said, Bilbo will be back, mark my words.
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lock on target
I think he probably wanted
to change her, failed, now he's going on an "you should be with someone compatible" ( like I said, we can all agree on that, it's fucking common sense, or should be ).
& to add, now we're going to see who's the bigger hypocrite. Gergler for taking Bilbo back while she's still smoking pot or Bilbo caving in because she's desperate for that…money, I guess, what else's there to him/them.
I don't think this chapter's over.
>>335724>Unwilling to compromise
Compromise meaning the person needs to do whatever he wants to do to make him the most comfortable.
I'm gonna go smoke a j right now, because the idea of it pissing him off g
cat walked on my keyboard and sent this prematurely. Thanks cat.
>The idea of it pissing him off gives me great pleasure.
A 31 year old married father of two, goes into a non-blood relative 16 year old girl's bedroom to wake her up in her bed while in undies and pajamas.
Please, uh, tell me that's not… a little… concerning?
take a puff for me anon, I'm at work.
or are you just another selfish pot smoker who puts smoking pot over other people??????????????
She probably didn't answer a series of texts and he assumed she was smoking "the pot".
I have a feeling that in order to be a girlfriend of theirs you have to be available 24/7.
Surely the first part of this video is him trolling. If it's not, he actually think it's normal to just arbitrarily tell your partner what they can and can't do? I'd love to see him make a video about someone prioritising a brand of bike over people.
And the head meds thing?! For bipolar?! It angers me so much that he influences young people with this bullshit.
He manages to take a reasonable point about compatibility and still twist it around to be ridiculous. Or maybe it's actually about control and he's twisting it around to sound like compatibility. The litmus test is if he takes Billie back if she agrees to, I dunno, pee tests or something.
>>335781>I have a feeling that in order to be a girlfriend of theirs you have to be available 24/7
Who's the ex, or potential gf who posted about his relentless harassment and phoning etc.
someone must know what I'm talking about here.
I've never in my life hear someone say that. The most I've heard was someone say "well, my son's lazy currently but at least he's not out doing drugs."
Who honestly even says "Well, that person's a coke dealer, but at least he's not a mass murderer, yo!"
Gerg and his not from this planet examples.
LOL "me and my wife's previous experiences". What experiences? She was like 17 when u snatched her up.
Also i like how he tried comparing a BRAND of bike versus all pot. You're not asking someone to stop smoking a BRAND of pot. If you want a equal analogy you'd be asking someone to stop riding all bikes, which would be ridiculous.>>335787
yeah this was it. She prob didnt answer them right away so they got upset.
I'm wondering if this is all fake so gergles can get more views, because it seemed like people were talking about the drug thing here, and then all of a sudden they break up?
It was the juice analogy that got me. It might be because for whatever reason, him saying 'juice' revolted me.
"THERE'S OTHER JUICE."
What are you even talking about right now, Gurg, you complete shithole.
I also noticed he's not wearing a crusty fucking zip-up top in this video. He's taking fashion advice from this thread now too, clearly.
GREG. HERE'S A TIP. PAPER BAG. ON THE HEAD.
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>>335666> Greg: 'attractive/ too smart for everyone else/ serious' character trope, 17yo
Self post Greg? We all know he would look like the attached pic. ONISION-SAMA
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>>335724>if mah SO asked me to stop doing something that was harmful to our relationship, i would stop!
Lainey: hey onion can you stop cuddling and fucking billie on the side.
Onion: NO! WE ARE ALL IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW. FUCK WHAT YOU WANT.
Does anyone else feel like Greg could fit into Scientology like a glove? His views on mental illness, addiction, and drugs seemingly all align with that of the religion.
Also, someone get him a big ass blunt. He needs it.
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Lol, I laughed at that too. Better shave that shit and return to roleplaying the eternal teenager.
Absolutely no one cares what you do with your hair lameo.
So are all these sad lameo tweets about billie smoking pot over talking to her? Is she just as insane as onion boy?
Who really knows. Maybe it's even that he
wants to smoke pot, but is unable to admit it to himself so he rages out. He was against so many things in the past that he's doing now that it would make perfect sense if that turned out to be the case.
>>335812>to be fair, being with someone who frequently smokes pot when you either don't or very rarely do is annoying as fuck, and it can absolutely be a problem and indication the person needs to figure some shit out.
yeah definitely, an addiction to anything is an addition.
But Greg has a severe issue that makes him see everything in black or white. It's a classic hallmark of all the personality disorders people like to pin on him. That's why he sees everything from caffeine to psych meds as the same - altering that person's personality or whatever bullshit justification he uses.
The thing is when shes with them in person, i doubt she ever smokes pot. If she was like smoking in their house, I could see them not wanting her to do that. Shes at home while they aren't even there probably smoking, and they are on her ass. Its pretty clear bilbo is sad or depressed, and all he cares is her stopping smoking pot to please them. lmao.
The psych meds thing is just stupid. They are proven to be helpful to people. and wtf if you can help your mental disorder with pot, it could be less harmful and have less side effects than many psych meds.
Onision knows that drugs are addictive right? You can't always just up and stop because your partner doesn't like it.
>Comparing a bike to literal addictive drugs
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I feel so bad for some of these girls, like the one at 1:10.
Some of them are really pretty but clearly very insecure since they're desperate enough to ask Gergel for his opinion on them.
Why do you need Onion's validation?
Shit man I forgot about that. Gosh, he's such an insensitive fuck and his fanbase is so blind.>>335724>If someone in a relationship says 'I don't want you to ride a certain type of bikes anymore' or 'I don't want you to drink a certain type of juice anymore because I think it harms our relationship in some way' […].
First, the pool analogy. Now, a bike and juice one. He's so shit at analogies it's unbelievable. Beware of the relationship-damaging juice, everyone!!
Not to blog post but I've done the self medicating thing. It became a very useful excuse to not get off the pot and to not spend my money on psychological help. So pardon me if I don't exactly buy the "pot is the most harmless thing ever" line.
All I was saying is with Bilbo's "I feel trapped" post and this sudden "any drug is a bad drug and that's why we broke up" shenanigans, I have a strong suspicion she at least brought the idea of psychological intervention up or it was strongly implied.
And Onion can't have that, its not about the psych meds, its about a third party possibly peeking in and going "holy shit."
> "I don't want someone who says, 'oh, I just need a little alone time', I want to be with them ALL THE TIME!"
Jesus Christ, Gurgles, that's not normal. That's more cluster b shit right there (seeing people as extensions of themselves).
My abusive ex said the exact same thing to me and would give me no privacy, including taking off the locks in the bathroom so he could go in there whenever he pleased. That, with the forced showers he took with Skye whenever he wanted… Damn. No wonder she cried PTSD.
Greg, you're a sick fuck.
Sage for blog.
I said pot can be less harmful than side effects of psych meds. And just like psych meds, obviously along with psychological help. Not self-medicating. But smoking pot is better than killing yourself, so its dumb to force someone to stop doing something if they aren't getting treated. >>335822
LOL "im in pure torture". I like how he called himself a sane person. But he actually sounded more self aware and reasonable in this video. I cant imagine him now even considering he is the problem. Hes way more manipulative now. I like how he still has the "ive dumped everyone ive been with" line tho. Back then it was "ALMOST everyone i've been with" lmao.
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Attempting to adjust hues to make his neck a normal skintone results in rosaceaface every time.
I'd scream PTSD too if I had to shower with Gretchen every fucking day whilst (unintentionally) looking looking at his gross, naked vegetarian body and touch his slime-ridden cock.
Saged cuz -shivers-
I agree. Smoking pot does have less side affects than medications. Esp on your organs. But it should not be her main source of help. If she is stating she needs psychological help then it's sick to think that onion is spitting on that and telling her basically she can get herself better without any help.
No wonder lainey is miserable as fuck.
It's because he's afraid of anyone having an influence on Billie which isn't him, like a therapist or psychologist. That's why he jumped on the opportunity to shit on Ayalla and try to shove her out. That's why he decided to isolate Lainey by banning her father, talking shit about her mother online which clearly upset her, and being part of the process of selecting ~their~ girlfriend and refuses that she have a boy friend.
Hes a narcissistice, abusive, misogynist asshole.
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Sarah's tweets are also fun.
I honestly feel bad for her. She's just a kid.
Her cousin needs to get her out of that hellhole and fast.
Assuming she'd coose to go live with her cousin at this point. I don't see why she'd make a good decision now, when all her other decisions have been the worst possible choices.
That said, I worry about her too. I just don't think she has the backbone to leave. Which is why she is there. If she had a good sense of herself and good self-esteem she would not have been the lucky winner of an all-expenses paid destination to the magnificent Palacio Lainey y Gregorio.
Quote from the video.
"I don't want them to say,'Oh, I need alone time. Oh, I don't want to be around you right now.' I want to be with you ALL THE TIME.">>335848
There's really no privacy when you start to live in Onionland. Either Greg violates your privacy or other people will be watching and looking around and snooping. Inevitably the scrutiny and attention is going to hurt.
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Cry me a river~
How can anyone take this idiot seriously when shes married to gerg whose existence is far worse than Billie has ever done, but is mad at Billie for smoking pot? LOL. Its fine. We all know she will be back in two weeks.
I'm so sick of this idiot, the whole lot actually. This scenario has been played out too many times, at this point it's just annoying.
Fuck off plainly, you're just like gurg.
This is the shittiest guess for Gurg comment ever. >>335893
Yes, her voice is a little bit spacey and higher toned.
I don't think she would look so crusty/dirty if she had a better taste in makeup. All the ugly colours, stickers and highlight make her look like she did it in the dark.
It's very reminiscent of Marina Joyce's makeup imo.
Oh my god. I didn't think it was possible to hate him more than I already did, but here we are! The anti-psych meds sounds so much like my ex, actually, he has a lot in common with Gurgles. Only he's very pro drugs. Do ALL the drugs!
saged for blogpost and drunkpost
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I guess only one in this marriage is feeling down about everything, the other one's cracking jokes.
He actually makes a pedo joke at the end of >>335905
He's really set on turning everything that happened into a joke. Won't work that easy, though.
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It's a new makeup trend. (pic related)
Except Billie's makeup is pretty shit so don't mind that.
like seriously, what is the point of this? Human trafficking is worth $32 billion and he can't get his fucking head out of his ass to bring attention to it for one day?
I know you're trolling Onion, but this is probably one of the most worst cases of ignorance I've ever seen.
Human trafficking effects both genders Gurg, so you're being a pretty shit egalitarian.
Right? 31 year old making human trafficking jokes on Twitter. Soooooo
edgy. Actually, this would be cringy regardless of what age he were, but you could at least pin it down to immaturity if it were posted by a teen.
what a massive piece of shit he is.
This isn't funny, is it supposed to be funny?
You know what kind of "comedy" he makes. He banks on screaming, throwing in edgy jokes and laughing like a horse.
It's funny if you're Gerg, an edgy teen or going through a self hate/world hating existential crisis. >>335933
Same. It really sucks this piece of trash produced two innocent kids.
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I just got home from work and as soon as I saw this I packed a bowl. Love lolcow so much.
miss these times. 2009-2012 was the golden era of Gergle madness where it was a perfect balance of comical, cringy, laughable, pathetic, etc. ( and he looked like he's high himself in every video, LOL )
I wonder how he feels abour vaccines.
Also kek at this nigga thinking you can talk away adhd.
I wish i had a blunt right now to give him some spiritual head trauma.
Lol, yeah, there was, although it could have been all an act. It just goes to show how much he flip flops from one opinion to another like it never happened. Single Gergle was also the best Gergle, because then he had all of these realisations while also going completely off the rocker.
It was a nice couple of weeks ( original claim: I'm going to stay single for a very long time ).
I'm referring to videos like these >>335822
Although the Skye/Shiloh/AJ era were milky as hell.
Ah, the ol' victim-blaming and manipulation tactics. Stay classy Onion! <3>>335970
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Billie has been away from GreaseMansion and now her skin is clearing up
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I genuinely think that at this time he was under the impression he's going to be a huge influential Youtuber, because that's how he behaved. I would pay to watch those creepy as fuck 'anti pedophilia' videos again.
I admire how Billie's letting Greg's bullshit roll down her back.
Who knows? Maybe possibly breaking up with Elame and Gruesome Greasebag is what's clearing her skin up.
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Updated poll, because the last one was apparently too vague, lol.
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I am d y i n g. he's such a fucking square.
Im fucking hollerin'
Way to go asking your tween/teen fanbase Who dont know shit and are still in the mindset of 'omg ew drugs theyre bad for u!!' While anon mentied their parents have probs hit the bowl plenty a times.
Also personally i dont even see weed as a 'drug', he makes it sound like its meth with all his dramawhoring.
Narc confirmed tbh
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Already looking for a "distraction".
They look to him for "validation" in hopes of getting in one of his videos so they can see "look this many people saw me in his video!"
She isn't that insecure, some may be but 1:10 knew she looked good
A miracle! She stops rubbing her face all over his greasy body and stops getting breakouts, who would've thunkit?>>335995
He's always been SxE and talked about it a lot on his old sites, he would promote it and speak down on all drugs - even legal ones… he also has an aversion to script drugs and thinks that he has the power to heal people.
It's basically another symptom of his narcissism.
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time has been rough to cuck king
It's funny because I remember watching this video as a teen and being so thankful that a rising youtuber shared my thoughts.
I feel sick now looking back and knowing it was all just to get some teen pussy and in an attempt to be "the most controversial youtuber ever~" I wish I could go back in time and tell my teen self that he becomes some woman-abusing meninist who is an embarrassment to vegetarianism and animal rights and see my little face. Ugh, creep.
I don't know what's worse; the fact that someone spends this much time impersonating Hannah Minx or the fact that Germ went to the trouble of tracking down someone who does to satisfy some fantasy he had about collaborating with her.
Also, why is she pretending like this is the first time she met him? Didn't they make hundreds of videos last year?
Poor Hannah, I bet she hasn't returned to the internet because she's afraid these two will hunt her down, kill her and wear her skin.
There was also a time where he stopped his fangirls from…being fangirls.
I guess they weren't hot enough for him at the time.
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Now as I was saying, drugs are bad,
you shouldn't do drugs,
if you do them, you're bad,
because drugs are bad, mkay?
it's a bad thing to do drugs, so don't be bad,
by doing drugs, mkay, that'd be bad,
cause drugs are bad, mkay.
Oh I see, but there's also a clunk
sound before he shuts off the camera, though it must've been whoever's in the background.
"and the only person I'm having sex with is my wife."
geez, doesn't that just line up perfectly. This video is going to be invalid within a week.
Ladies and Gentlemen; we have entered the primal state of delusion.
Oh and "legal adults".
Right? This dude knows age of consent in every fucking state of the US.
I like that he specifies that even the age of consent doesn't protect you at a certain age , and can be argued in court.
This is a video that someone I know sent to me because we had an argument about onion, this is what he sends me.
It's not appropriate, at all. He is a "public figure", what he does matters.
hes obviously calling the shots, and she will most certainly not be able to "go free and do what she wants".
She will be in debt with him for a long time, and he will run her channel to the way he sees fit. So fuck off with this "cushy" life shit.
I was in no way saying that it was appropriate in >>336144
just that as a 16 year old with no worldly experience it must seem like a great and "cushy" life. She doesn't go to regular high school, she's friends with "famous" youtubers. Onision probably pays her pretty well monthly as well as managing her youtube channel.
"I haven't dated a seventeen year old since I was in my twenties"
Onion, you were in your twenties two years ago…
That's what I was thinking.
Also, people were calling him a pedo long before Sarah moved in.
I like how he acts like the idea with him and a 16yo is so gross. Like 17 is so different? lmao.
Also he talks about how he talked to sarah, and she wanted to keep things private. I guess that's what her "private" tweet was all about. I bet she didnt even want this video to be made.
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LOL and he was married, so why would he be dating other people? But he does date other people and dated Billie who was 18. That is so much better right? >>336168
She ruins his narrative of I mostly date mid-20 year olds, so he conveniently leaves her out. He also leaves out how his relationship with a mid 20 year old was the shortest one ever because she didnt fall for his crazy.
I agree that I doubt sarah and onion are a thing. But shes in high school. It's not like college where it needs to be paid for. And she dropped out to do online school and is isolated in a house with a married couple who is way older than her and two small children. She moved to a whole different state, doesn't attend school or anything that allows you to meet people normally. It would fucking suck to be isolated there and have no friends.
I'm sure it sounded like a cooler idea before actually going there. Now it's probably really dull. Maybe its better than her situation at home for whatever reason, but shes probably missing her friends and social interaction with people other than lameo and onion who have continuous marital problems.
not that anon but yes please!
Billie, smoking a spliff and blowing the smoke in Greg and Lainey's faces while they're sperging out about drugs (Greg) and loyalty/songlyrics (Lainey)
lol he's so mad
Water getting a bit warm for you greg?
>IT'S MA WIFEZ FRAND!!!1
Yeah, that make it less creepy. Sure.
I think that's exactly what that post was about.
While I do believe that nothing happened between Sarah and him (yet?), I can imagine him constantly interacting with her in a way that'd make her think he's into her. I mean, those gaming videos with the 2 of them? Him going to her room to wake her up in the morning? This can't be explained by her being his wife's friend.
What's with these Bilbo stans fantasizing about her smoking blunts? She's not some ganja warrior who will tear Grease down. She's never really said anything bad about him, and she's absolutely complicit in his harassment of underage girls. Bilbo can make as many shitty makeup videos as she wants, but she's no supporter of females. All she has is the SJW hair.
She has no talents or education - She's right about how her life is going nowhere.
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It's part of a narcissist's lovebombing - everything is SO WONDERFUL and their friendship is SO INTENSE and no one else can understand how wonderful this makes them feel, and they pity others who can't feel it.
This is interspersed, at greater and greater intervals, with the narc violating all boundaries in the name of "love" or "friendship" or "loyalty" (sound like anything you're heard from greg before?) Anyone who wants a day off, or to be anywhere else except in his immediate sphere of influence, is hurting him. No jobs, no other friends, no other relationships. You must be ready to dance attendance whenever he wants, even if he's ignoring you for several days in a strop, to punish you for some imaginary infraction. The list of rules he makes gets longer each day, until it's impossible not to inadvertently "violate" one of the retarded rules that have no meaning.
tl;dr: she is convinced she's part of something special, because that's how this works. It isn't, it's pretty typical.
Ah, is this considered "taking the high road" or something? Will Sarah disappear from Grease's YouTube vids if she posts anymore here?
It must be frustrating to only be able to post thinly veiled "disses" from your Tumblr and Twitter. Clearly, you want to communicate with us, Sarah…
Sarah can't post on here after Cousingate anyway.
The farmhands banned her for posting while underage.
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should've kept the pedo stache greg, it suits you
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"I'm not creeping on your kids, I'm not ;)"
looks like a washed up actors headshot.
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Where's the fucking difference? They both have pre-teen/early teen fangirls, prey on them, and they're both crazy narcs.
Just realised why he doesn't like Shane anymore..
He loved his old long emo hairstyle, now shane has changed it, he's trying to re-create what he lost, how sad.
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Little girls want to be molested by Onion-boy. They will learn the hard way…
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Yes, now I know who he reminded me of.
"I have no beauty training or anything like that"
HAHAHA yeah sure you need to go to beauty school to shave off your damn beard, right?
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motherfucker looks like he out-gayed ken paves
Does anyone know if Gerg used to wear a bulletproof vest to conventions? A few months ago, I listened to an audiobook made by the guy who made Friday Night Cranks, a YouTube channel full of prank calls, and he said he met a guy at a YouTube convention who was pretty popular, but he couldn't name out of fear the guy would sue him, and that the guy came up to him (his name is Jared), was wearing a bulletproof vest, and said he checked out some of his vids, loved them, etc, and asked how many subscribers he had. Jared said some respectable but relatively low number (in comparison to Onision's, y'know), let's say 100,000, and the guy was all "Oh… Only 100,000?" and walked away.
I heard this story and I couldn't help but think he has to be talking about Gerg.
suck, you're not funny and nobody wants to stick their cock in your ass! #sorrynotsorry
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How any of those girls find this attractive is beyond me.
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The only difference is Vic's cleft chin and Onion's mascara.
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I'm not very skilled but I tried.
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I'm better with drawing more than I am with photoshop tbh but I hope this gives you a good idea of what Gregma would look like if he weren't part neanderthal.
Also his forehead and right cheek are still red in this pic. Nice filter skills, Onion.
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Poll results are in.
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Oh my god. 'They don't have any contact beyond that which a friend would have'.
CONFIRMED NAKED BODY MASSAGES, JUST LIKE MUMMY USED TO DO.
(I doubt that's actually happening but his choice of phrase was almost word for word the way he 'defended' greasing up Bilbo and slithering his Onion Gravy hands all over her.)
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Sorry but I couldn't just leave his brow unfixed like that, Anon.
Yep that's ol' ViccyDick.>>336320
He goes from greasy old man to the spoiled narc son of a greasy old man.
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And you're still obsessed with those whom you've "kicked out". Ironic, isn't it?
Ummmm … not really? That's not how it works, Gristle. At all.
His grip on logic tells you so much about him.
You can't argue, anon. He's got all the facts. He's a fact machine.
He might have been an emotionally abusive asshat and generally shitty person for the duration of the 'relationship' but he broke up with THEM, so that automatically means he WINS.sarcasm overload
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When Onion boy is too vain to consider people aren't falling over themselves to retweet his psychotic ramblings, and instead accuses them all of being bots.
Even his own profile picture seems to be looking at his Tweet in troubled confusion.
Or, no, wait. That's just his normal face.
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>>336412>core language binary
Onision, you look like a fucking retard. Yes, Binary is the main communication code, but no, binary is a fucking machine code, and also the ASCII aka the fucking alphabet uses binary too.
ONISION YOU RETARD WHENEVER YOU WRITE ON YOUR KEYBOARD YOU'RE WRITING BINARY SINCE THE ASCII IS BINARY. ARE YOU ASKING ARE HIS FOLLOWERS MAINLY TYPING WITH A KEYBOARD ON PURPOSE??
I really disagree with what you wrote here.. Its great to make fun of onision and all, but you're basically arguing that using a keyboard=understanding binary/talking in binary..
It's pretty obvious what he is implying and you're taking it to a stupid degree.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about the greatest person alive, you little slut? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class as a feminist, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on lolcow, and I have over 300 confirmed adult fans. I am a trained feminazi and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another whore who cant get over me. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with lying on our divorce papers? Think again . As we speak I am posting a video on Youtube and contacting my onision forum fans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, slut. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, whore. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my vegan body. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable clownface off the face of the continent, you lying slut. Maybe you should have thought about what unholy retribution your slanderous bullshit was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ugly stupid bitch cunt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, retard.
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a rare moment in which his eyebrows depart from his upper eyelid
It's really frightening when he smiles. Can you imagine that face looming over you in the middle of the night? Lay off the botox, Gurg, you dead-eyed looking motherfucker.
L O L
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OR THAT FACE.
IT WHEN YOU JUDGE THEIR BODIES IT'S NOT MY FAULT
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Was this before or after you decried all bi women as sluts, before it was convenient for you to accept them because it meant you could pressure your wife into letting you bang Bilbo?
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The entire comment section on his most recent photo is either people yelling 'PEDO' or teenagers saying 'Fuck me, daddy.'
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"taller than the girls you talk to"
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Is he gonna fucking kill me lads/ladettes?
the manager for t.A.T.u was a pedophile creep who forced the two into pretending that they were schoolgirl lesbians, if I remember correctly.
Didn't watch everything because he goes on and on with self-indulgent bs.
Yeah Gurg you're fake. (e.g. >>335437
), but let's not stray from the subject and forget that you like them young titties.
This is catchy, reminds me of Marcy playground.
Bonus, the lyrics are accurate.
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I searched gurg up on familytreenow.com and these are the people listed with them, just thought I'd post it in case any of this is interesting to anyone. Just search Greg Avaroe in Washington and you can get his and Laineys information on there
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Gertrude's an uncultured swine.
Obviously those birth years are way off.
Skye Altamirano - exwife
Douglas Grimes - idk. Looks familiar. I think I may have seen that name related to one of his houses. I'm not sure.
Christina Jackson - sister
Don Latsha - one of his mothers husbands
Joanne/a Jackson - sister
A Jackson - idk
Benjamin R Jackson - idk
Sanda M Latsha - Maybe another one of his mothers husbands wives
The rest idk
Strange, there's not much on Lamo; only Greas listed as her relative
He's a manlet. I thought he was taller. Dying rn.
I'm able to watch a replay now, try again?
They urge him to cut his dick off for views.
He's bullshitting through contradicting himself again; he claims to have liked tATu ever since they first appeared in the early '00s - and clearly this was back when he was openly vocal about being seriously disgusted by LGBT women.
He's just on the prowl again for a Billie replacement, this is his attempt to lure in another teenager by showing how "progressive" he is for unabashedly fetishizing the LGBT youth.
I got news for you, Grease… gay and bi women do not love you - except for that doormat of yours who you forced into a relationship with someone she didn't even want to be with.
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Saw this, thought of Gurg.
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>when you've been making the same terrifying face your entire life
I started playing and I was shocked at how it didn't open with a shot of Greg's face but he has to get his ugly mug with Sarah in there somewhere.
Jesus I'd be so pissed if I was that hairdresser having some greasy, angry-looking man hovering over me with a camera while I was trying to work.
but she's totally camera shy and doesn't know how to act in front of a camera!
but in reality she seems very natural and actually pretty pleasant to listen to.
She does not have the head shape for that haircut, definitely not flattering.
I know how the short hair thing goes, you just keep cutting it shorter and shorter and regretting it every time.
She'll just wear a beanie all of the time now.
"Whiter is not better"
Why not stop wearing so much make up then gergles?
The description: "I've never gotten one this short before but I had to do it & Greg kept encouraging me to follow through"
Is it some kinda weird sex thing where he makes his gfs shave their hair off then leaves them???
sage bc ultimate reach but
maybe it's his way of ugly-fying his gfs before he leaves them
like, he's making them 'ugly' so no one will want them (for a few months depending on how long it takes their hair to grow back)
that way he has a window where he can swoop back in and brainwash them again if he so chooses
idk, i can seem him doing something like that to Lainey
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Old and greasy Onion
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Cmon Billie, spill the milk
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In billies liked tweets
that's true, anon!
i wasn't around for all his old stuff (can't stomach watching his vids), did he ever expect his ex-wife to leave or did he really think she would be controlled by him forever?
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Also in billie's liked tweets
Lol no worries, I wasn't there either but I did a lot of research on it (hangin' around life of onion, tumblr and watching a shitload of his older videos).
I think it's the latter tbh, they
both really thought they were going to stay together forever.
Why the fuck is he comparing how many game titles there are for Microsoft/ Sony to what will be available on the Switch at release? A more better comparision would have been what the Xboxone and PS4 had on THEIR release dates.
But he's too lazy to do any sort of research and would rather just resort to wikipedia of "Xbox One Games"
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He's just spamming with creepy manchild pics today. Gross.
I meant course>>336708
I don't think she's coming back.
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It looks like the fat from his veg belly is getting to his forearms-I mean, look at those sexy vegan arms y'all! <3
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Everyone knows you secretly wanna take it (and put it) up the ass, you can stop lying now!
Maybe I'm reaching here, but I feel like he's trying to channel L from Death Note so hard? Or another animu character I'm no expert.
Reeks of midlife crisis regardless imo.
Save for not knowing what I'm hacking talking about
oh yeah and this >>336733
is a music video to this >>336491
I see he's crawling back to the "emo" look somewhat to try and appeal to a younger audience again?
It seems that beard didn't exactly work out in the end. Kek
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Yes Greg, very effective.
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Nigga lookin' like Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder.
This is a good idea, will get to sketching this tonight lmao>>336196>>336202>>336201
shut ya damn mouths they're suggesting ideas for me to draw, read the damn thread.
Why is he talking like a retarded baby? Is he so fucking autistic that he can't talk about sex candidly like a normal adult?
I wonder how far Lainey's DDlg fetish runs, because the way he talks about sex makes me wonder if they're also into ABDL as well.
"Pwease don't put it up my bumbum, Wainey… I make poopoo fwom there".
Vaginas aren't next to your asshole they are above it.
Most of the comments are either says it homophobic or telling him not to kink shame.
There is no right was to fuck onion get your head out of your ass and stop telling grown women what not to do with their bodies.
Also I'm 90% sure he hates the idea of anal bc of how he's scared of homosexuality (credit the cyr podcast)
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No wonder he gets away with everything. This is the average brain of his fans.
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Awww. Look at this sweet new hairstyle Gerg is wearing so that he can TAPE HIS EYEBROWS BACK.
Dear Gerg, I'm sorry to have to inform you of this but we all know that when you remove the brow tape at night, your brows immediately sink back into caveman mode.
Let me rephrase this in a brutally honest fashion. You're still old, and you're still ugly.
pic most definitely related:
sage for OT but singlemom is a dumb tween who's never had a baby, has no understanding of female anatomy and is thereby your perfect onion fangirl.
the alternative is too horrible to contemplate.
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His style atm really really is a throwback to Men in Black
The amount of filters he's been using on his recent photos is incredible, I'm not even joking when I say he has different facial/bone structures in each one of them, not one photo is consistent with another.
Grease, everyone knows what you really look like… the OP photo in this thread is the most fucking accurate "fanart" you will have ever received in your entire life.
holy shit. I was going to say the exact same thing. Like I specifically came here to post that he reminds me of the guy in the first episode.
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Sudden realisation or blind hypocrisy?
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onisionspeaks, the channel where her personal life is exposed consistently, her poly insecurities criticised, and their dirty laundry aired on the regular. Rep that merch, Plainey.
Your nose is one of the features that just keeps growing as you age. So yes, his nose probably is getting bigger/>>336705
Nope. She said she would come back "tomorrow" but then she never did.>>336772> I'm 14
I still reckon he's closet gay or bi and angry with himself about it. Wants Lainey to cut her hair short and fuck him with a big ol strap on.
I'm reaching now but I could totally see it.
Holy shit I don't think you're reaching that far because I see it too. He always says he likes feminine women, probably so he doesn't look gay. Freaked out over Cyr and his friend being in the same room together/said they were gay. He's so weirdly hyper-sexual when it comes to men whilst screaming he's straight, but refuses to let his child brides wear makeup, have long hair or do feminine things.
He totally gets off thinking of Lainey as a guy.
Agreed, anons. I always say the same every other thread. I feel like Greg is gay or bi but hates his sexuality, so he
1) shits on women whenever possible because he has to pretend to be into them (some gays, not the majority obviously, hate women)
2) lies about liking feminine women but makes them look more masculine as soon as he gets his hands on them
3) his reaction when he saw cyr and his friend together – he had a huge fight with them about that being gay and according to cyr he was pretty angry.
It's not even tilfoil hatting at this point if you ask me. You just need to dive in deep into his greasy mind to understand everything makes sense. It happens a lot when you were raised in an extreme religious household, especially during your childhood and adolescence, like he was (from age 0 to 14)
shes the most pathetic girl hes ever had and the only one i feel no sympathy for. I feel bad for their kids though because they not only have onion as a dad, but moron lamo as a mom.
and he looks ridic in that pic too LOL
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I'm laughing so hard because I predicted this exact quote 5 days ago >>335620
Greg seems super straight to me. He is lusting for women and feels threatened by men. I feel like he is more attracted to Billie than to Lainey because she looks more feminine and is driving Lainey towards short hair/agenderism in order to make her more unappealing, so his audience has a easier time dropping her.
In my opinion he just plays with the image of maybe being secretly gay for his audience - I don't get any vibe from him.
He also judges women's bodies, outfits and appearances, a trait that bitchy gay guys have.
Disclaimer:I don't mean ALL gay men
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From Billie's tumblr.
I mean…he did the same thing of sicking his army at you before and you went back to him? And you watched as he sent hate to eugenia and everyone else, and didn't care. Aww poor selfish bilbo only cares when she is hated on. And tbh she is barely getting hate compared to other people onion sends his tween fanbase on.
This is why I don't understand people's sudden sympathy for her. "We'll smoke weed with you, Billie! You have our support!"
Bitch went back after all the shit and will probably go back again after all the shit. Then we'll be right back at square one with them insulting Bilbo for being stupid all over again.
Yoooo, hahahaha. This is lit. What a good start to 2017
>I'm not saying all pot smokers are bad people
>if you're in a relationship with a pot smoker, they will choose pot over you. They are people who will never quit
>100% of pot smokers that people date prioritize pot smoking over their loved ones
Nigga needs weed, stat. Haha
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What is she even trying to communicate here? I'm confused.
ayalla works at a BBQ place in her city. I like that she's acting like a typical, but functional 19 year old.
I predict billie will return,I'm sure in the near future.
plain is high on life, not the pot.
her life sucks tho, so.
Billie told her not to worry about weed but chose weed instead of her?
Or Billie represents the weed guy, and it's about how Onion told her not to worry but chose Billie over her regardless
This entire tweet is annoying as fuck. He does realize that you don't have to be a 'porn star' to enjoy anal sex?
haha okay, greggles. Don't be mad because you want a cock in your asshole.
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She's bitching about how Billie "chose" weed over a relationship with her when people are capable of having perfect fine relationships whilst smoking weed. It's fucking ridiculous, how whiney and unbelievably public her and Onion are over this.
Breaking news: Lainey deletes the tweet (fucking shocker) and people kiss her ass once more (pic related)
Good, she should ask herself why she deleted it, because you're correct, it IS fucking ridiculous. Grow up, Plainey.
I think this is finally making Billie realize how ridiculous they are. Especially after he told her to get that tattoo. >>336923
She obviously knows how insane that is.
HAHA. Lainey is such a bitch. Shes either saying billie is choosing weed over her (??? wtf), or making a jab at billie who smokes weed was being chosen over her by onion boy until she got her booted.
Shes an actual moron who doesnt even understand weed or know that people who have normal jobs and healthy relationships (unlike her joke of a marriage) smoke weed too.
Tweeted that an hour ago. Hasn't deactivated. Lol okay lainey.
Whats hilarious is shes obsessed with liking pictures from a girl whos twitter handle is "weedbees" lmao.
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Strange, why is Gertrude mourning the loss of a deceased pastor?
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Anyone else getting real Pamperchu vibes from this? Is it just me? Kinda wouldn't be surprised to find out Gergles has a diaper fetish at some point.>>336927>>336945
Holy cow, Plainey you fucking shady ass cunt. This is some petty, attention whoring high school shit. She is an absolute disgrace. These people can't handle anything like adults.
Where are you getting this from anon? lol
I geek every time I see pamperchu come up in a thread, but yeah..wearing overalls does not make you pants shitter.
Honestly, maybe it's just the overalls and my deep seated desire for him to be as disgusting as humanly possibly.>>336963
But hey! At least I'm not alone.
ahhh I'm not the same draw anon that did the OP art, I did this >>334219
But I really like their art too hahaha, I'll pass that other request to based drawchan as I have some commissions to do ;D
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Dirty old man.
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There are multiple others saying they're virgins too and their Twitter pics all look like their underage too. Ew
onion boy clearly doesn't know that protection helps prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS.
oh wait, of course he doesn't. i doubt he even knows how to put a rubber on his tiny micro dick.
It's the suspenders and hairstyle that make him look like an adult baby, and because the way he was speaking about anal sex and using words like "poopoo hole" like a toddler.
But the vibes he's been giving me is less Pamperchu and more Shmorky, tbh.
Am I the only one who finds the fake "beating your girlfriend" bit a little disturbing?
Pretty sure he wanted to do that to all of his women as a lesson
but never came through with it. He seems like the type to be physically abusive anyway.
mention he was mentally and verbally abusive before she pulled a Hannah Minx and ran. tbh she seems like the type to kick Onion's ass if he ever tried to hit her.
I'm pretty sure it was. I think it was from some time in 2012, it was her romantic douchebag video I think. She mentions a lot of things Gregma has actually said in his videos, and things that sound exactly like what he would have the balls to say to her.
Some of the things were direct insults from what I remember: "Special in a short bus kind of way", other things seemed more like narcissism showing itself: "Do you know how many girls wish they could be with me, just wanted to remind you."
I just rewatched it myself, she definitely seems a lil bit salty but it's to be expected. It's also sad because she had so much more talent than he will ever have.
Regardless, whether or not he was ever physically abusive with her or lainey he definitely shows a disposition to uncontrollable rage, especially recently. So I wouldn't put him tossing one of his child brides around like a ragdoll in the realm of improbability.
Yeah, PA is definitely a possibility with Grease.
Though, he seems to be lamenting her leaving from time to time.
Idk if you noticed, but he keeps talking about her in good or bad lights. For example; whenever Billie came and the harem were all together again, he talks shut about her, when he and the girls are their separate ways; he talks about how her presence saved
him from pulling a Kurt Cobain. I find it odd…
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>>337005>i doubt he even knows how to put a rubber on his tiny micro dick.
of course he does??? That's not the problem though, they're too loose, but luckily for him Daiso sells his size!
It's like he's struggling whether to love her or hate her. Like he can't make up his mind about her or something.
Gregma is a complicated man.
Pretty sure the only difference is looks.
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maybe that's why he doesn't like weed
>> BILBO YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY MOMMA
He wants to be rated so bad.
Gurgles that's why we're here, thread upon thread.
You are gross, three words.
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Really inconsistent photoshop
Drooping neanderthal brow
Very obvious micropenis
Major midlife crisis
Abusive hypocritical slob
Depressing unfurnished house
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I love onion threads - shit keeps happening and he keeps getting uglier
keep deleting videos out of fear and self-doubt, greaseboy :^)
Heres the girls sites. I previously posted her Fb but decided to delete that, but its on her listed sites on her youtube.
*incase people get on my ass, Shes listed her facebook as a public link on her youtube.
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People need to stop making these idiotic fake accounts.
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"I was addicted to painkillers and heroin for years"
Watching him move triggers
the fuck out of me so i have to ask what's his excuse now? He said he'd Never do a video on her again
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Cyr's headed to Seattle, any idea why?
I'm not over-reacting when I say it made me physically sick to see a 31 year old behave this way ( some of his comments are downright mind numbing ).
On a brighter note, someone asking if he's Sarah's dad in the comments made me laugh. Then cringe.>>337143
I think I remember that she was jealous when this chick showed up in a bathing suit in one of his videos, but do link the interview if you find it.
I really wonder how greaseball would like it if Plank were to have a guy appear in his bathing suit in one of "her" videos?
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You could say… he has a lot of layers?
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So many people are giving three words like this lol
that hair has
to be a joke.
like, he must know it looks terrible.
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Onto the next.
She favors billie too.
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Straight Edge: check
Barely legal: check
Looks underage: check
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He's not visiting onion, thank god.
Blue hair, medium cut hair with bangs.
They all look the same.
It's their "type". Scratch that onions type.
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Finished! I'm quite a perfectionist so sorry for the good quality :-/ haha
I meshed >>336189
and >>336190's request together bc I liked them, so ye. I hope billy takes this (basically) fanart and gets far away from goblin as she can!
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Holy Shit they found a replacement fast…..Sorry for creeping tho
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looks like luxymoo
Oh my gosh thank you :'-)>>337225
you could actually read that!? You have no idea how much that makes me relived
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from billie's tumblr. posted on jan 15
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The prospective replacement also has psychological issues, so she'll be more vulnerable to Gregmas manipulation. Perfect catch.
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I dunno, looks somewhat accurate to me.
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Lol, Sarah or one of Doormat's many sycophantic flunkies have probably already been spamming her DM box that she's being posted about here.
Their addiction to lurking here is hilarious.
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Well this is nice
Plainclone lurks, so does Sarah, we also know Grease lurks here… they all can't get enough of these threads.>>337276>>Still tried to claim he has a lot of experience in poly relationships even though he's only ever been in a single one-sided, long-distanced, extremely turbulent relationship with a teenage girl who was willing to sleep with both of them.
The only reason he's ever broken up with Billie for every single one of those times is because:
1. She won't let him control her as much as he controls Lainey.
2. Lainey has extreme jealousy issues.
I think the amount of times he's broken up with her over the dumbest reasons puts him more than a bad light than it does her.
Human beings are not your dollies, Grease… who would've thought it??
…..and regardless of the public humiliation he puts her through after each and every one of those breakups.
She'll be back again in a month or so.
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She has a boyfriend
Eh… I wouldn't bother until she can properly block them from all her accounts, stop following them completely, stop falling for Doormat's passive-aggressive pining and stop falling for Grease's aggressive humiliation tactics to win her back.
Otherwise, it's just a game for attention that they're all involved in as usual.
If she manages to do all the above and stay away from them longer than 6 months, by all means… start liking her again.
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>>337276>never date a stoner
Like weed wouldnt instantly improve every issue this fuckface has lul
But what's wrong with her face
Man, you could slap a few layers of makeup and some blue hair on anything and lame will eat it up. But not literally just emotionally. If Greg doesn't like this one it's more likely to be because she's fug than her age or race. Maybe lame picked her because she finally learned that they need someone she could actually be more attractive than in greg's eyes.
Nah, his issues run deep and considering he's already extremely paranoid of the world and it's inhabitants without the aid of narcotics or medication; he would mostly likely tweak the fuck out, even if he tried a nice little bit of an edible.
I'd imagine he'd just be curled up into a ball in the corner of the room, heavily haunted and disturbed by his own fucked up thoughts.
it would, but it's quite obvious she's talking about Greg and his infamous M.O.
>why would you ever put someone down for being themselves>Like makeup, clothes, hair styles, weight, etc.
And especially this >>337235
sounds like she's had enough of Greg's garbage.
I agree simply because this is probably the first time she's ever publically made posts in relation to Gergle's bullshit.
In the past, she's either generally ignored him or felt guilty because he was always drumming it into her head that she's always wrong and he's always right.
I still think she's gonna go back though, I hope she proves us all wrong but I'm not holding my breath.
hell i know billie's not perfect and she did participate in greg's underage pageant videos but i hope she finds someone that isn't such a soul sucker>>337294
but cracker barrel is a chain restaurant tho?
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I wonder if he has a notebook with documented break-ups to use in arguments later on.
"Shiloh: dumped 16 times"
"Lain: dumped 9 times"
"kids: nearly dumped 1 time"
"Bilbo: dumped 5 times"
I DUMP YOU.
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hmm, I wonder which drama she is referring too.
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These two are in the wrong order, the first screenshot you posted comes second.
She going back.
>>337304> "kids: nearly dumped 1 time"
omg. dying hahaha
It's hilarious but so true
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This seems good, tell us more Billie
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yes, please Billie…spill the milk
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>do you really want to play this game?
GET HIM BILLIE
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KEEP READING HIM TO FILTH
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Just realized I called him onision. I mean greaseboy. >>337342
what the fuck…
O m f g
So Bilbo confirmed Onion's significant other… The whole poly ruse was just so his dumb kiddie fanbase wouldn't be turned off. Farmers were right the whole damn time.
I'm also voting for Bilbo going back though. Her texts seem almost playful and pissed off rather than heartbroken… Especially her bit about flicking him in the forehead (so animu!!).
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sorry for double posting but OMFG
): oh no how sad for lainey to have to go through that. oh noo.>>337342
IF BILLIE WONT DELIVER, AYALLA WILL. SOMEONES GOTTA!!
This has got to be a stunt, it's got to be.
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thank you Ayalla for the new material