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No. 148816

No. 148825

If she got a chin reduction for the projection of her chin (but not the vertical length, so a sliding genioplasty), lost 20 lbs, and took care of her hair and wore it long she'd have the loli desu career she wants so badly actually

No. 148828

Jesus christ what happened to her FACE GODDDDDD DAMN

No. 148833

>>148828
Photoshop. Genetics.

No. 148856

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I'm ready for another video from our kowaii chin sama

No. 148900

She's doing that fucking sexy toddler thing that the Japanese like for some reason. Is repressed pedophilia normal there? Serious question.

No. 148919


No. 149085

>>148828
alienbabitis

No. 149113

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This was kooter's best era. The makeup and shoop style just really worked for her, not to mention it's what got her attention in the first place. I was even actually ~jelly of her during this time. Why does every waito gaijin moderu animporph into an aborted fetus when they set foot into japan? Idiots!

No. 149117

>>149113
Too bad she looks nothing like this picture irl and that makeup actually doesn't look good on her at all irl. She looks better now tbh.

No. 149121

>>149117
If she at least fixed her nasolabial folds and got fillers in her lips she could come a bit close. I want to believe.

No. 149124

>>149113
This was great but it wasn't real or achievable in person. I do want to know the pshop tricks she used though.

No. 149149

>>149124
yeah but before her big kawaii desu reveal in nippon this actually looked realistic.

No. 149152

at least once a day someone makes a comment saying "this was Kooters best era"

No. 149161

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No. 149166

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I live in such a small city compared to Tokyo that I actually did a double-take at the arcade today. And of course it's an add for their photoshop puricura(?) booths.

No. 149188

>>149161
she doesn't have her lenses in this one, doesnt she

No. 149191

>>149161
I think I figured out her upper lip mystery. She has a very thin one so she always draws over it or way above it, that's why her upperlip in photos has no shine or reflection like normal lips.

No. 149233

I just browsed through the new Popteen 9/2015, Dakota is not in one single photo (is she still modelling for popteen?)

I'm not whiteknighting, but my feelings towards her have changed: when I saw her shooped photos is the past I thought wow, is she even human?! I was so jealous… but after I saw what she looks like in RL I was like lol…;)

But now… I'm working in Japan (my Japanese is fluent, if that's important) and to make it short: Japanese people are getting on my nerves. the starring, the surprised "ah! gaijin!" wherever I go (grr I hate it) and the "wow, you can use chopsticks!" and so on.
Behind all the politness most of the Japanese people are looking down on foreigners, I don't want to go into detail. In my homecountry there live a lot of Japanese and they are welcomed. Foreigners in Japan are basically just welcomed when they are tourists.

After working in Japan for over two years I must say: Dakota is handling Japan pretty well and I started to like that she keeps fighting, then even if they say "real barbie ningyou", in reality they are making fun of her. Also her Oyaji chara and the things she has to say on TV are scripted. Japanese can be so stupid, they often use foreigners for a few quick laughs. I somehow feel sorry for her. There is also a lot of bullying in Japan, I could imagine that the other popteen models could try to bully her out of the magazine, but i don't now.

After seeing how she - the typical "stupid foreigner" - is used in Japan, I would love to see her making it big here, getting more popular and kicking the butts of the other popteen models (eg. Fujita Nicole - well she is no weaboo lol,but definitely a lolcow) and of the Japanese who are looking down on foreigners in general and who are making living here extremely exhausting.

but please dakota, do some work out! you are getting fat….otherwise you could be cute.
and now, after all the complaining about japan: I'm not weighing 150kg or look like a freak ;)

No. 149240

>>149161
oh god, that makeup looks so bad on her eyes

No. 149266

>>149233

I understand where you're coming from. But you know when you live abroad in these countries, Asian ones especially it's to be EXPECTED. That is just how they are to foreigners, it's how it'll always be in my opinion.

Dakota has the upper hand in a sense because she's white and cute, c'mon it's obvious. But yeah they DO make fun of her and Japanese do tend to think foreigners are stupid. I think it's certain ones who have gone over to the country, given us that stereotype and unless we are SHOWN then we will never learn their ways. One much teach otherwise how will we know. I will admit, I hate that kind of attitude.

But then again a lot of British here, in England are horrible to foreigners too. It's just a hit and miss, it's how it is. I mean I get along with anyone that's nice to me other than that I don't talk to them.

I don't want Dakota to make it big. Why? I don't think she deserves it. I don't. I think she is a GOOD market tool, she DID put in effort to get where she is today. She HAS problems with her family, I get why she wanted to get the fuck away from them. She has made something of herself. But I don't want her to make it big. I just don't think she deserves it, I think she is false if I'm honest. I'd rather some other white nippon weeb get that handout or guy. Infact I'd rather have friggin' Taylor instead. Just not Dakota. I don't hate her, I'm not jealous of her. I just don't think she deserves the title after all this shit.

There will never be the biggest "foreigner" in Japanese history anyway. Foreigner celebs come and they go, you get new ones popping in every few years or so. People will remember you but that's about it. You don't hold that crown forever. It's like in the UK, she isn't foreign but jesus christ I got so fed up to fuck of seeing Cheryl Cole everywhere. Billboards, tv adverts, tv shows, magazines. Now she's faded away, still out there but not as much in the spotlight.

Dakota IS handling Japan well though. She's handled alot of things well. She's no choice to unless she wants to go head home. She created this doll thing, so she'll have to stick with it. She wanted 'fame' and now she's got it. Years of yearning for it, only just now is she getting where ever she's supposed to be.

Thing is Dakota isn't talented. Aside from picture shooping/drawing, I don't see why she should even be on TV. She doesn't say much apart from her script and look pretty. That's it.

If there was a foreigner with some sort of talent, making it big in Japan I think they deserve it more than some girl from Florida who came from a shitty family, bad e-fame past, shooped and got picked up by a dodgy modelling agency. Sorry, I just don't think she deserves the title.

No. 149267

>>149113

That's how Japan is. They think it's cute to whiten yourself until only eyes/mouth is visable, enlarge eyes and look like a fetus.

No. 149268

>>149267

They like that "animu" look, they want to make themselves appear as cute despite looking fuck all like it in person. So they edit the hell out of their pictures.

That's another reason Dakota gets away with it, they do it so automatically she gets away with it because in Japan it's 'acceptable'.

No. 149284

>>149166
If you block out the eyes, no part of this face is identifiable as belonging to dakota
Basically everything shooped beyond recogniztion

No. 149292

>>149161
did anyone else notice HER NAILS

No. 149295

>>149266
You keep sayong she doesnt sdesrrve it but what is there to deserve? Get a few photoshoots for some clothing brands? Make a few appearances on tv? Those are just a few things that anyone in the entertainment industry might have the chance to do, but even then - what's so great about those? Why does some one have to -deserve- to be on tv or do Whatever things models/personalities do? If she doesn't deserve it then neither do 90% of the entertainment industry. They do shit with their lives. Who does deserve it? people who came from tough times and now wanna make the world better ? Sorry im just having trouble with the argument i keep seeing here - that kota -doesnt deserve it-

No. 149302

>>149266
Not the same anon, but I asked a close friend of mine, who is japanese, about this. He told me he knows who Kota (t.v and ads) is and yes they are making fun of her. They know she photoshops so when they ask her if she got plastic surgery they're making fun of the fact she doesn't look like her pics BUT she does look cuter than before. So imagine what they thought when they saw her the first time. Being smart in Japan is dangerous if you're a woman, but as he told me, if women keeps thinking that nothing will ever change. If she shows she's smart people would treat her better (and some men would be afraid of putting her down, remember how much they love passive women). Yes everything is scripted and she has to do everything they tell her to do because she's getting paid, but she's the one that is allowing japanese people to mock her. In all over the World is the same. If you let people mock you and you don't show how smart you are, people will try to eat you by making fun of you. In Spain we are like Japan, specialists in those kind of shitty tv shows where contestants are just to make some fun while degrading themselves, seem to have 0 neurons and then people makes fun of them. I don't know how people can see shit like that.

>>149295
Lottie Moss doesnt deserve to be a model and she is because OH LOOK SHE HAS THE SAME SURNAME EVEN THO THEY'RE STEP SISTERS bah she's 160cm tall irl and isn't pretty, she just has Kate's surname. Kota deserves it more than Lottie imo at least she's not as boring as those 'new celebs daughter-sister of"

No. 149349

>>149295

Didn't you read? The title of being "the most successful GAIJIN" in Japan!

Fuck the rest of the entertainment industry, those are mostly Japanese. We're talking about a FOREIGNER.

Exactly, that is what I just said. Why should she be given the "most successful white girl to step on nippon soil" medal when all she's done is got away with shoop and looking pretty?

Why not another gaijin who can actually do something to get that title? That's what I meant lol.

No. 149350

>>149302

It's Asia, they don't like women being clever or being above men. But yeah… Kota asked for fame, she wanted it and like I said before, she has to deal with the consequences or just fuck off back home. The Japanese don't treat their own women any better, she'll get the same treatment espesh if she wants them to actually believe she's 'hafu' or 'one of them' too.

It's stupid, I agree but pfft. You get what you ask for. She knew her shoops would get seen, she shooped to get where she was and she'll have to deal with the backlash for shooping. It's just tough.

No. 149351

>>149349
Your personal vendetta does not change the fact that she is the most successful gajin celebrity in Japan, and one of the most biggest celebrities in Japan. She is just the Kim Kardashian of Japan. Kim Kardashian will be a household in the American entertainment industry, whether we like it or not. Dakota Rose will be famous for another good 10 years at least.

No. 149354

>>149351

Wasn't it also kaka who claimed she was the kim k and not kota tho?

Hear that guys, kota is the kawaii queen goddessu and the most successful gaijin in nippon.

Oh man I love this site

No. 149356

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She looks so cute in this picture!

No. 149357

>>149351

Oh and don't forget about her clothing line coming out. Every time we mention the 'clothing line' no-she-isn't-chan always pops up and gets mad lel

No but srsly tho

No. 149359

>>149356

worlds famous kawaii queen goddessu barbie right there farmers

this is the new face of japan

the white doll queen

she shits on every japanese woman in the country

kota is so japanese and kawaii its just blinding

u all just jelly u aint her

ur not kawaii or white enuff to b her xoxo

No. 149361

>>149349
It
's a little thing called….

Luck
One day it's gonna run out, and she'll probably find a good Japanese/whatever man to have babies with and such.
She got lucky riding her sister's cocktails, and she's lucky in Japan for photoshop.
But realize just because she's famous doesn't mean she's "liked". Look at the Kardashians for example.
Famous richfags who are widely disliked.

No. 149365

>>149361
>riding her sister's cocktails
>cocktails

i'm sure this must be an autocorrect mistake but i first thought of it as just 'cock' instead of 'coattails'

No. 149366


No. 149367

>>149365

maybe she rode cock to get where she is tho

DONT SLUTTT SHAMEEEEEEEEEE U SALTY BITCHES

No. 149368

>>149361

why isnt gimmeaflakeman famous yet? or sharla tho? sharla is white and kawaii

why isnt she famous yet?

No. 149369

>>149365
Nope, I just didn't know the term correctly. I thought cock=dick/chicken and then tails? Oh well, learn a new thing everyday. But I hope people still got my main point.
Luck, doesn't matter if she deserves it or not. It's just the concept of luck.

No. 149370

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>>149354
Kiki was never that famous. Dakota Rose is the queen of kawaii now, you don't like it but it's true.
>>149357
I'm happy for her.
>>149359
She is. But you're weird because Dakota isn't Japanese, she is a white American. She isn't kawaii because she is white, she is kawaii because she is pretty and famous and will be for another good 10 years. And you? You will be jealous.
>>149361
Kim Kardashian is only disliked by salty fat jealous bitches. The majority of the world likes her. And even her haters copy her fashion style, all of instagram is Kim K inspired. Contouring? Kim K inspired. My point is, she isn't hated and neither is Dakota Rose. Do you seriously think Dakota Rose cares you, a silly fat chubby greasy weaboo, hate her? No. Keep on being salty girl!

No. 149373

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No. 149374

>>149370

Ah yes, the sweet smell of the white knights…

Aside from perverts, school girls (popteen readers) and middle aged women they're the only ones who probably would recognize kota?

Why is kim k even mentioned? She makes more money than kota ever will.

No. 149375

>>149113
She looked the worst here.
She looks MUCH better now.
Kooter's first era was the fucking worst of all.

No. 149376

>>149370
Okay, Moral-high-ground chan.

No. 149377

>>149375

Nah, her shoop was better. Now it's terrible. But as for make up it looks better now than back then.

No. 149379

>>149370

>the majority of the world likes her


Uhhhhhh I wouldn't be so sure about that statement friendo.

Maybe most of the US likes her but she's almost universally reviled in the UK except for Scouse and Essex bimbos, but even then they gravitate more towards girls like Katie Price or some TOWIE moron.

No. 149380

>>149377
Her shoop skills were better but she looked like a messed up version of Barbie.

No. 149381

>salty
No, but you are. And nice one using her babyloid picture.

No. 149382

>>149379

No one here in the UK even knows kota tho? People saw her in those forum thingies like "YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE IT! SHE IS A REAL DOLL!" thing but kota was never once in papers here.

No. 149383

>>149379
Kim Kardashian is not liked by a lot.
EVERYONE endlessly bash kim kardashian. People make fun of her all the time.
Kim Kardashian is very INFAMOUS. She is NOT liked by most people.
Most people that knows her dislike her lol

No. 149384

>>149382

I know her shoops were on tv in other countries though. Like briefly but I think they were quick 10 sec previews.

No. 149385

>>149379
Nonononnnoooo, you have that wrong friend. People in the US hate her too. Most people hate the whole family in general.
They're like a virus we can't get rid of.

No. 149386

>>149356
too much photoshop

No. 149387

>>149383

Thing is with Kim K though aside from coming from a rich family, fucking a rapper and ect

Her style/body is more… well I don't dress like Kim or have her body nor do I want it. I don't hate her though or kota for that matter.

But MORE YOUNG women nowadays, in the west, europe would dress more like Kim (casual/clubbing) than they would dress kawaii like kota.

More people would WANT Kim's style than Dakota's.

No. 149388

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>>149373
Damage control does not make the truth any less painful to you.
>>149374
Because she IS Japan's Kim Kardashian. Of course she can't make as much money, Japan is just an Island.

I am not a whiteknight, I just find her cute. Does Dakota have a boyfriend?
>>149375
Personally I find her face there the prettiest.
>>149379
Her instagram followers count agrees with me and even if these followers actually hate her, they are still copying her ass and makeup and fashion.
>>149381
No you are sweety.
>>149382
We're talking about Kim K you weaboo.
>>149385
Oh that's why she has a lot of followers? That's why people copy her? If you're famous you get a lot of haters, learn to understand this. Michael Jackson was famous and talented too, but people still hated him because he was a so called pedophile/wacko.

No. 149389

>>149387

Weebs ignore this btw

No. 149390

>>149356
Oh shit, she looks like a Tsubasa clone, lips and everything. kek

No. 149391

>>149387
Oh, I know anon. In non-east asian countries, people would prefer Kim's style while in east asian countries, they would prefer kota's style.

No. 149392

>>149387
No one wants Kota's style, lol. Probably general kawaii/gyaru, but Kota's style is horribad.

No. 149393

>>149388

Why is Dakota even being COMPARED to Kim? Seriously, stoppit. This is getting retarded.

What the fuck has Michael… Well, he had talent tho, I'll say that.

Aside from shoop and kawaii that is ALL Dakota holds forced-opinion-chan, calm down. Why are you on here anyway? You should know lolcow rips the piss out of cows like her.

No. 149396

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>>149387
>more people would want kim's style than dakota's
because japan's style is childish and odd

japan is just a small island so you cant get super famous among the mainstream people anyways
>>149390
No she just looks like Dakota.

No. 149397

>>149393
I agree.
You cant fucking compare them.
Kim K is disliked or whatever but she's hella famous in US.
In Japan, most of japanese people dont know shit about Kota.

No. 149398

>>149392

Nah, only the pre-teen school girls and girls who are into kawaii would WANT kota's style. Only a handful of girls in their 20s would dress like kota (who is 22 next month) lol.

Most dress… well casual/club wear on a night out/stylish like Kim.

No. 149399

>>149379
She's not famous in Spain. Only Vogue and 4 'cats' like her but almost everybody says she's like shit and got famous by suckind a dick lmao also, in europe she doesnt have lots of fame, Kendall is more liked

No. 149400

>>149396
>because japan's style is childish and odd
Not really, that's subjective.
Some americans i know find America's style trashy and odd. it just depends where you come from and it's purely subjective tbh

No. 149401

>>149396

So every woman and teenage girl in Japan wants to look like kota? That's fucking stupid.

I have Japanese friends who try dressing more indie/artsy/casual than they do kawaii. Most language friends I've met say "nah it's too childish" or "it's too much" they don't even dress in swankiss or lizlisa! Only a HANDFUL DO.

No. 149402

>>149388
Okay, you just admitted famous people have haters, so why whiteknight for Kota calling people salty and weeaboo because they think she just got where she is because of photoshop, luck, and being the younger sister of a Myspace famous person? Or trying to prove Kota looks cute by posting her ugliest pics, when people already don't find her cute irl or in those baby shoops to begin with?

No. 149403

and kendall is said to be a bitch so ew not everybody loves that family

No. 149405

>>149382

I'm talking about Kim Kardashian, not Dakota.

No. 149408

>>149397

I don't blame Kim in a way, she gets on with life and I know kota does too but kota hardly has that much to offer. She isn't that well known (yet or idk) and fanbase isn't as much. They're NOT even on the same friggin' scale!

Kota has nothing anyone would want.

No. 149409

>>149397
>In Japan they dont know Kota
that's a big fat lie
>>149393
Dakota Rose IS Japan's Kim Kardashian, like it or not.
Even if Dakota had talent she would be hated here because they are jealous. I'm here because I love the discussions on /b/ and because I'm banned on 4chan for posting pornography.
>>149399
She is famous in Europe too hunnybun.
I live in Spain and everyone wants to be Kim K there.
>>149400
America's style IS trashy and slutty. Japan's style is odd and childish.
>>149402
Tbh I just want to spam cute pictures of Dakota Rose, dont mind me.

No. 149410

>>149398
I meant that "her style" is sometimes a kawaii clusterfuck of clashing when she tries to mix patterns. If kids actually want it, well good for them, but I'd guide them in the direction of great gaijin gyaru/kawaii bloggers.

No. 149411

>>149405

Ah right.

But still, once kim has faded they'll be someone else and they're overwrite Dakota again. See? She isn't THAT well known. Guys, how many models are out there in the papers and are actually famous? Again in Asia, there is many asian models who will just override Dakota in a second. Dakota is a token catalogue model. Jesus.

No. 149412

Doesn't people in Japan just dress very casually and they all dress "the same"?
Like, overkawaii/gyaru/lolita/fairy kei fashion is rare as fuck. It's only common in shibuya and harajuku.
Japanese people don't really want to stand out too much. Of course, the difference is if you dress kawaii in tokyo, people wont judge you, they just wont give a shit.
Those fashion subcultures are only subcultures.
(i think using tokyo as an exemple was a bad idea because its a bit common to see those fashion because its a big city and theres a lot of gaijin there)

No. 149414

>>149409
Most japanese people dont know Kota because most arent in kawaii fashion.She's more popular around young girls but that doesnt mean shit.
Tsubasa masuwaka IS popular and famous in Japan, but Kota? No. Don't be delusional lol

No. 149415

>>149385

o rite.
We fucking hate her in the UK because so many newpapers and tabloids keep trying to push her so fucking hard.

Like any fucking online news site there's always at least 5 Kardashain stories like "KIM. K'S LUSCIOUS CURVES MELT INTO SKINTIGHT BODYCON AS SHE HEADS OUT TO A SOCIAL EVENING" or "BABY NORTH LOOKS CHIC AT CHANEL S/S 2015 EVENT, HOW TO REPLICATE THE LOOK BELOW!" and it's like for sucks sake this bitch has fuck all to do with the UK, STOP TRYING TO MAKE KIM. K. HAPPEN, SHE'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, WE DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

>>149388

>her instagram followers count agrees with me


Er, didn't she get caught buying fake Twitter and Instagram followers some times back after they did a sweep and deleted a bunch of fakes accounts?

No. 149416

>>149415
People that think instagram followers means you're famous are hilarious.
I guess using that logic, people with a shit ton of reblogs on tumblr are famous too? kek

No. 149417

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>>149411
No Dakota will be a household product in the Japanese entertainment industry. She'll be like an Audrey Hepburn in time. Kim will never be replaced by someone else, well, yeah, her sister/her daughter.

Picture related; my most favorite photoshoot of Dakota

>>149415
Kim Kardashian has 85 million dollars alone. Nuff said.
>>149414
Tsubasa AND dakota are both famous. Tsubasa has been longer in the entertainment industry than Dakota so if Dakota has more experience I suspect she will surpass her.
>>149416
85 millie billie baby

No. 149418

>>149410

That's another thing if Dakota was that interested in fashion apart from dressing in anything she picks up and models. Why doesn't she actually do a blog about fashion or concentrate on it more? I mean she claims she wants to be a designer. Where are the designs? Where is the inspiration? What is her goal? We've seen fuck all and nor has her Japanese fanbase. You see, this is what I mean. She's lazy and sloppy. I GET she is busy with modelling and tv work or whatever, yeah she may need a break. But why hasn't there been any sign of her actually having an interest in being a designer? NOT referring to back then in her scene era, I know she did designs for that KND thing. But what about now 2015?

This is why I cannot take Dakota seriously.

You've got fashion students and bloggers who throw up anything, any sketch or scrap on their blog, it may not be a lot but it's SOMETHING.

They even tell you now in art class/fashion classes that having a blog is more ideal/you get noticed ect ect

Dakota has a blog, she's got connections which probs make it easier for her and cos of her dolly bs she gets everything handed to her. Again, this is why I don't think she deserves that 'famous gaijin' title. I know celebs have clothing lines and make up ranges, cos they're famous and can afford it. Most people would go through with it, do it. Why not, eh? But at least most have kinda worked for it. Sure, kota has worked for it with the marketing and the time she spent shooping/faking smiles on tv ect but nahh.

No. 149419

>>149388
>Here, let me reply to every one of your guises posts, because my opinion is so valid.

You're like the Tharthan of the Dakota thread.

No. 149420

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Tsubasa x Dakota = cute as shit tbh

No. 149422

>>149414

Tsubasa Masuawaka is a plastic dog.

Ergh

No. 149424

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>>149419
They replied to me if I'm not mistaken.

No. 149425

>>149416

Kaka bought her followers on insta ages ago aswell kek

Another thing, most jmodels have insta and kota doesn't. Why? Her pics are so shopped it'd just be like looking at 13 other girls if she had a gallery.

No. 149426

>>149417

At least Audrey Hepburn actually looked like a doll and she didn't need shoop for it either.

lel

No. 149427

>>149426

and she could dance/act/sing

be fucked if kota could do one

No. 149428

>>149417
As cute as this may be, the reason people think she looks so ugly irl is because she has a really deep divide with her shoops vs. her real face.

Sad to say, not even Kota looks like Kota.

No. 149429

>>149425
That's just a stupid argument lol. You aren't a normalfag huh? You do know EVERYONE (with decent pretty pictures of course) photoshops their instagram photos? Kylie Jenner photoshops them too, but that's not holding her back.
>>149426
They used their own photoshop of her time: good lightning/angles.
>>149427
Do you want Dakota to be a doctor too? She is a model, not an actress. Actresses back then had to sing/dance because that's all they did in movies.

No. 149431

>>149428
Now we need a Dakota Kardashian banner kekk

No. 149434

>>149420
kooters jaw is huge

No. 149438

My japanese friend who's a 24.y.o male knows who she is and he's not into kawaii shit. He has seen her on tv and ads around Japan >>149414

No. 149439

>>149429

Well why doesn't kota have insta then? It'd just be another pain for her to moderate and fuck around with getting the right pictures to not expose her 'tru kao'.

But Audrey looked like she is in pictures, everyone uses angles/lighting? It's normal now I guess. But does everyone shoop themselves into fetus? No. They don't.

Audrey had talent, Dakota doesn't. She's a catalogue model, she's only modelled within Japan and not on a big scale unlike the other bravo models. Bravo and kota knows she's a shit model so she knows cos Japan puts up with her shit, she'll have to stay there and model.

Singing and dancing is far better than sitting there shooping yourself. Jesus.

No. 149440

>>149434
Yeah, I bet she could crack open petrified walnuts with that thing.

No. 149442

>>149417
Naah she'll either move back home or she'll find a nippon husband

No. 149443

>>149429
Actresses back then did pinup and modelling too. I dont think you know anything about old hollywood

No. 149444

>>149438

I asked my Japanese friend about her and she didn't know.

I asked the other and she laughed because "the style of being a real doll is so stupid".

Again it depends where you've seen Dakota. People will look at her and it's "oh a foreigner". Not everyone will fall in love with her because she's loli dolli white weeb fgs.

No. 149446

>>149435
she wanted to be one. In fact Kiki and Kota started a crowdfunding to start their Hollywood career

No. 149447

>>149443

Exactly.

None of them looked like a fetus baby alien either lol

No. 149448

>>149417
Most people in Japan do not know Dakota.
Get the fuck over yourself.
Do you think most of people in Japan even give a shit about the latest kawaii uguu photoshopped gaijin? No. Jesus christ that's like saying most people in Japan love anime. fuck off

No. 149450

>>149440
I guess she actually does have a talent!

No. 149451

>>149447
Yeah. Old hollywood was fucking amazing. I love how it emphasized on elegance and feminity

No. 149453

>>149417
Cathy is that you?

No. 149454

>>149451

Now you gotta either b bones or look like a baby alien fetus

No. 149455

>>149388
>>149417
>overestimating Dakota's fame this much
>"SHE'S JAPAN'S KIM K GUISE, SHE'S A HOUSEHOLD NAME"
Can people fuck off with this delusion? The reason she seems so big is because farmers, seagulls and PULL dickride her so hard and make it a point to post every instance they see of her in the media, no matter how minute it is.
The one time she had a live interview thing planned out, all of like 20 people, all grown-ass men showed up. Not a good turn out.
On that note, Tsubasa is a lot more famous than Dakota, though people still shit on her a lot for being "fake".

No. 149456

>>149448

Exactly.

There will be people who know her from where ever or people who just do not give a shit.

Most people won't give a shit. They see Dakota more as a foreigner than a barbie doll.

No. 149457

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>>149434
Chin-Chan? Is that you?
>>149439
I doubt Audrey Hepburn looks as good in real life as in movies/photos. Just like Marilyn Monroe.
Dakota Rose DOES have talent. She can make cute videos and market herself. I'm
>>149443
Ah, I wasn't born in the 20s like you, huh anon? Jou can't just diagnose that btw just because I didn't write a whole essay what old hollywood was composed of, I'm just explaining why audrey could dance/sing.
>>149448
Let me lick your white tears plz
>>149448
They do
>>149453
I dont even know who Cathy is tbh

No. 149459

>>149457
> white tears
Confirmed for tumblr tard, gtfo

No. 149460

>>149444
>Not everyone will fall in love with her because she's loli dolli white weeb fgs.
Nah he's not in love with her

No. 149461

>>149457
>posting on Kota's thread
>Doesn't know who Cathy is

No. 149462

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>>149457
Excuse you? Audrey Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe looked the same irl. There were no photoshop back then.

No. 149464

>>149457
>I don't even know who Cathy is
Get out and never return

No. 149465

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>>149459
I don't even use that shit site, save that shit for yourself weaboo. You are psycho tbh and assume way too much!

Anyways I think Dakota could make a cute actress. I also think she needs to tone down that kawaii style although I know it would make her less interesting to the Japanese audience ;__; maybe when she gets older she can tone it down?

>>149461
I dont give a fuck who she is

No. 149467

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>>149462
also im gomen for being OTT.
But don't try to insult legends like audrey hepburn and marilyn monroe to praise this fucking weeaboo pls

No. 149468

>>149457

Oh butthurt-chan, calm it.

That's why the majority of us reckon she should go in for graphic design over modelling. That's a talent she does have I will say, I did say she is good at marketing. She would do well.

Audrey did, she was more doll like and graceful than Dakota ever will be no matter how much "im kawaii desu" bullshit she pulls on tv. She'll never be as… I don't even know why we are comparing them.

Face it, Dakota is a token catalogue model and I know this will hurt foreigner-chan's feelings for a few hours ago who wants koti to make it big.

Face it guys, Japanese do NOT even see hafu as their own people. So I doubt they see Dakota has a prize nippon doll either. A gaijin and when she fucked up a few weeks ago on that karaoke show.

People, Japanese people at that. We're calling her "foreigner this-" and "foreigner that" lol

They SEE her a foreigner.

No. 149469

>>149465
>You are psycho tbh and assume way too much!
You remind me of berry and it's hilarious

No. 149470

>>149462
There was photo manipulation back then though.

No. 149471

>>149375
Are you for real? She looked so good here, now she looks like a retard.

No. 149472

>>149351
you're either an ostrenga or you've been snorting crack

No. 149474

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>>149467
>>149462
She was a legend after her death. She isn't that great at all tbh. I prefer Elizabeth Taylor, she was waayyyy prettier than Sharlee Kuntroe
>>149468
>graphic design
>over modelling
she is a beauty, Japan shouldnt waste a beauty like her so she can sweat behind a mac laptop.

No. 149475

>>149470

But the actresses LOOKED like they did in films even if the pictures were manipulated!

Jesus fucking cunting christ anon

Why is it then when Japan saw kooter's shoops back in 2011 and she came to Japan for the first time, stepped on NHK and they were all like "is this the right girl?" then?

PFFT

No. 149476

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>>149470
maybe, but this comes from her model agency. she was very young here (17-18?) and she looked good.
i dont think there were much difference tbh

No. 149477

>>149472
No you are. You're sad and pathetic.
>>149469
I feel for you tbh.
>>149475
>>149476
see >>149474

No. 149478

>>149474

Lolin'

All these women will go down in history, Japan will only ever care about their own and not give a foreigner any second thought if they died.

No. 149479

>>149465
why are you uploading photos of her all the time? jfc
If you are a fan of Kota you'd know who she is, didn't you know that she spoke about her family on t.v? Omg her biggest whiteknight doesn't know who her mother is!11!!!!11!11!!1
go away u little cunt ur photoshop queen is not going to notice you. She'd be an horrible actress.

No. 149480

>>149476

Marylin isn't one of my favs, I'll be honest. But at least she wasn't afraid of her fucking face.

No. 149481

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>>149474
She was that great.
She overcame a sad childhood and she did SO MUCH donations, it's fucking amazing. She was extremely smart and passed her days reading. She didnt even like TV. She was very child-like and fragile but she was so sweet and nice to EVERYONE. Also, I think she looks good there.

No. 149482

>>149474
Again Marilyn had repeated Plastic surgery also wasn't an actual blonde. Also, she was nuts. Can we stop bringing hem up every single time we talk about dakota's ps?

No. 149484

>>149479

Yup, kota doesn't give a fuck about you. She only cares about Japanese and even they don't give a fuck about her.

She's looking for japanese acceptance lol

No. 149488

>>149478
No, Japan only doesn't care about you. >>149479
You sound like you use PULL often tbh.
I am not a fan of Dakota, I just find her cute.
>implying I will waste my time on a girl I will never meet
I am uploading pics because this is a thread dedicated to Dakota Rose, no?
>>149481
The 90s is so much better!!!!11!!!1111
>>149481
read what this anon said >>149482

No. 149489

>>149370
lol "contouring" is because of a fucking kardashian
you are funny dumbass annon chan

kim k started all of makeup
kim k was there. she was always there
she started it all
kim k started the harlem renaissance
kim k was there when mary queen of scots was executed
kim k saw pompeii
and kota will follow in her footsteps because i'm a non white fat jelly greasy weaboo
kota will travel through time and space
her fame will reign into the new era

No. 149490

>>149482
She was not nuts.
She coped with mental illnesses but she was sweet as fuck toward everyone and donated to a shit ton of charities. She even donated her earings from Gentleman prefer blondes to a charity.
Can people stop trying to insult MM and Audrey Hepburn to praise kota? seriously wtf

No. 149491

>>149488

Tumblrina pls kindly fuck off back to tumblr

No. 149492

>>149489
actresses in the 30s already contoured. pls stop

No. 149494

>>149490

Why are fab actresses being compared to kota anyway? Fuckin' christ

not even on the same scale

No. 149496

>>149491
I dont use tumblr
>>149489
Kim K made contouring mainstream.

No. 149497

>>149494
I know. that anon is insane.
it's even worst than comparing justin bieber than michael jackson

No. 149498

Turns out it's real easy to troll.
C'mon, farmers, I thought you were better than this.

No. 149499

>>149490
Yes and also was a sex puppet for numerous elite, Look up Project pillow talk. She's a CELEBRITY who had a very dirty and sad Life. Rise above the whitewashed media please and get back to dakota. SERIOUSLY.

No. 149500

>>149490
Every celebrity donates to a shit ton of charities.
>>149497
Yet Michael Jackson has a ton of haters tho?

No. 149501

>>149488
but you don't have to upload a photo everyfuckingtime you wanna reply or post. Unless it's a new pic and you want to say something about it.

>No, Japan only doesn't care about you.

Jfc I don't like Japan, too much shit I prefer Europe thanks ♥
>You sound like you use PULL often tbh.
Oh man I'm one of those who throw shit to them on the PULL thread I don't even have an account I just like to mock them. I'm from chan not pull
>I am not a fan of Dakota, I just find her cute.
That's why you're defending her showing teeth and nails right?

No. 149502

>>149453
it's totally Cathy

No. 149504

>>149498
Well to be honest, with all the people that came from Tumblr or PULL, it's hard to tell if someone is trolling or not.

No. 149506

>>149501
>Europe
>not America
lel loser
>>149504
Keep telling yourself that, fatty. Meanwhile Dakota is rolling in J-dollahz

No. 149507

>>149504

Im ignoring troll-chan now, it's boring af.

No. 149508

>>149499
She was a genuine sweet extremely selfless person. If you think all celebrities are selfish then you're dumb as fuck.
oh no, she had sex (because she had issues because she has been raped tons of time you dumbass) shes a whore!!!
now stfu and stop praising kota you weeb

No. 149510

>>149507
me too.
lets not reply to that person who thinks kota is better than marilyn and audrey.

No. 149511

>>149506
>Europe
>not America
>lel loser
Amurrrica is too shitty for meh

No. 149512

>>149504
>out of nowhere responding to every single post with an obnoxious comeback

Really…? You can't work out that it's a fucking obvious troll?

No. 149513

>>149507
same, anon is boring, let anon talk alone

No. 149514

I think we need a new dakota thread

No. 149515

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>>149507
She'd make a pretty bride no? I want her to marry Shirota Yu

No. 149516

>>149513

Same here, if anon-chan wants to believe kota's farts smell like roses then so be it.

it boring

No. 149517

>>149508
Seriously you sound like you're on that blue pill crap. NO CELEBRITY CAN BE FAMOUS UNLESS THE"SELL OUT". DAKOTA people PLEASE.
And I'm not the Anon praising Dakota, Im sick of Audrey and Marilyn popping up in every debate about dakotas ps. STOP DERAILING AND MOVE ON.

No. 149518

>>149477
are you 5? please gtfo nobody wants you here

No. 149520

>>149517
they* my bad.

No. 149521

>>149517
>STOP DERAILING AND MOVE ON
>replies to that anon
fucking gold

No. 149523

>>149492
i was being sarcastic in reference to the kim k-kota dick riding anon you fucktard

No. 149525

>>149496
she didn't make contouring mainstream you idiot. youtube did.

No. 149526

>>149521
i replied because anon thought I was samefaggin.

No. 149528

>>149504
please everyone on this fucking site has a tumblr and had a PULL account and you know it. you people are hilarious

No. 149529

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No. 149530

>>149525
No Kim K did because youtubers were inspired by her, I know because I'm a youtube oldfag.
>>149528
No i dont have a tumblr or pull account

No. 149531

>>149528
I have a Tumblr account, but not a PULL one. You're alone on that one.

No. 149533

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This entire thread

No. 149534


No. 149537

>>149498
Way too easy. I can't believe how many people went for that troll's shitty bait wtf

No. 149538

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Potential power couple!

No. 149539

>>149537
It's ironic coming from you

No. 149540

>>149529
which anime is? I find the drawing interesting even tho I don't like animes and when I start one and don't finish it hah

No. 149541

>>149506
Because making minimum wage for humiliating jobs is totally rolling in the yen.

No. 149542

>>149540
I don't*

No. 149543

>>149538
her face doesnt look like kota

No. 149544

>>149538
I am a sucker for height differences

but what the fuck is that dude wearing

No. 149545

>>149539
Ironic how exactly…?

No. 149546

>>149529
Azumanga Daioh I think

No. 149547

>>149543
are you just making fun of the people who constantly say this?

No. 149548

>>149546
oops i meant to reply to >>149540

No. 149551

>>149544
I was thinking the same HAHAHAHA looks like what a grandpa would wear in a sunday afternoon at home

No. 149555

>>149546
sankiu ♥

No. 149556

I find Kotakoti amazing because she is not only aesthetically attractive but also intelligent. She can speak Japanese so good! I'm envious!

No. 149559

>>149556
It's okay Cathy, don't be envious.

No. 149560

Anon you're boring now, try harder

No. 149562

>>149540
It's from the third instalment of Boku No Pico.

No. 149565

>>149559
No I'm serious. When I was 14 I always wanted to learn Japanese but it was so hard I gave up when I was 17. It's so strange though, I managed to learn french with ease. So Kotakoti is definitely clever.

>>149560
I'm a different anon :).

No. 149566

>>149562
no, it's from kodomo no jikan

No. 149570

>>149565
they all say the same so idk who u are ur just being boring

No. 149572

Never change lolcow never change

No. 149575

>>149570
Ah! You're new to anonymous image boards!

No. 149579

>>149575
nope sweetie, but someone doesnt need to say it's a diff anon cuz i dont fucking care, everybody is an anon

No. 149581

>>149579
k

But like I said, I envy people who can learn languages at ease. You got my kudos, Kotakoti!

No. 149582

>>149417
Oof that stringy hair

No. 149583

>>149581
>kotakoti
>2015

No. 149585

>>149538
>Yuu Shirota
>Kota's bf
raisedeyebrow.gif

No. 149592

>>149585
;__; I wish! Lets hope!

No. 149599

I always thought Dakota had a nasty attitude. She probably still does. When she was doing the question and answer video, she got annoyed by having to answer certain questions with that god damn blank expression. I don't even want to metion how she was in her scene days. Does she even care about any of her fans. She seems to have less of an attitude now a days now that she's being judged and learned humility from the Japanese.

No. 149626

>>149599
she's fake as fuck thats for sure.

has she had any tv appearances since the karaoke thing? (excluding the pre-recorded hot tub segment)

No. 149653

>>149468
Graphic designer here. Nobody cares if you can shoop a girl face (she doesn't know how to do it any other way, when she posted a pic of Nao he looked really girlish), most importantly is a good eye for color and composition. She could still learn though, but she doesn't have a talent for composition, colors or designing any basic print doc, as far as I know.

Though I don't know about the japanese industry and if they would hire her. Why not though, could be feasible.

No. 149659

>>149653

But kota is 'talented' remember?

No. 149660

>>149659
She is! She learned to speak Japanese in such a short time. That alone is a talent.

No. 149661

>>149653
t. professional graphic designer

lol this is just so pathetic!

No. 149696

>>149660
nice joke anon

No. 149697

>>149696
Hey, being able to study and learn something is a rare, remarkable talent. If you are an Ostrenga that is.

No. 149710

>>149697
I think Kiki learned living offline is possible.

No. 149720

>>149474
I looove me some Liz as well. She was a force to be reckoned with.

No. 149724

>>149599
She is still a cow. She just hides it because her career in japan depends on it.

She was pretty lulzy during her tumblr phase some gems were "Met another agent today she said Im so tall and look just like my photos!" and "I don't edit my photos other people edit them and say I did it!", the fake phone call trying to prove she has friends, oh the lulz go on and on.

No. 149746

>>149724
This. Plus she surfs cow and PULL. Didn't she click a button on PULL by mistake recently and tweeted?

No. 149751

>>149697
The amount of a language you pick up in conversation is easy after a few years with not much English around. Her Japanese is still very rough and barely conversational, zero writing skills.

No. 149754

>>149660
In three years of living there
Immersed in the language presumably with classes on the side
Its not talent

No. 149779

>>149754
I don't think she took classes because there are some severe deficiencies at a basic level that could have been curbed in her dialogue.

No. 149782

We have a kooter stan here? I can understand thinking she's okay looking, but to be a fan…

Wooo lord, who went full retard?

No. 149785

>>149782
haha
>Wooo lord, who went full retard?
you

No. 149790

>>149746
She accidentally retweeted some random chick that she would have no connection to. I forget who it was but she had a thread on pull. That makes it safe to assume she lurks pull and probably here too. Not to mention it was up for like 6 days unnoticed and only when an anon posted it on here did she take it down on the same day.

No. 149792

>>149785
Oh, I'm sorry, the stan must be you. Well, you can show us all when your Kooter-chan because the darling of Japan.

No. 149794

>>149746
>>149790
She accidentally tweeted an empty tweet to TheLedaBunny and then deleted it, pretending she had no idea who Leda is or how it happened.

No. 149868

>>149357
"No she isn't chan"? I'm pretty sure most people on this board are in agreement that a clothing line isn't going to happen while like, two people keep purposely plugging this supposed "clothing line" that isn't going to exist.

No. 149871

>>149368
Sharla's fug tho

No. 149887

>>149455
Methinks there's an Ostrenga in our midst.

Literally nobody else would be this defensive, this insistent, this delusional.

No. 149894

>>149515
>>149538
>>149585
>>149592

Kootz would never date Shirota Yu, he's not old enough or Japanese enough (he's half Spanish iirc). She only like pure Japanesu ojisans who call her a kawaii ningyo while they fap to her photo book and splooge all over her kawaii blonde hair and blue eyes.

No. 149904

>>149724
How can we know if she's still one though?
If I was her, I would lurk threads talking about me too.
I'm not defending Kota, but there's no way to know if she's still a cow.
Don't mention her tumblr phase because its too old it doesnt count

No. 149905

>>149368
She didnt had a living doll character when it was the shit thats why

No. 149906

>>149894
I think most japanesu ojisans would dislike her because shes not pure nor innocent.
Fashion models are mostly liked by girls, not old men

No. 149910

>>149904
There have been hints she really hasn't changed

on one of her videos she was very rude in the description along the lines of "how dare you demand english subtitles, you know how hard it is for me to do that? I'm sooo busy!" It was ridiculous.

Dropping the fanbase that gave her fame in the first place is pretty cuntish.

The rude tweet about kimchi.

But the only reason I brought that up well Im just tired of seeing people say things like "aww she has changed, she's so cute now, i'm starting to like her!" When all evidence proves the contrary. The only reason she seems less bitchy now is what I said before, her job requires her to be. She doesn't really cause drama anymore but I doubt her personality changed.

No. 149915

>>149887
probably Kiki trying to make Kota look bad.

No. 149920

>in one segment with Yuu Shirota long ago
omg boyfrand

>mentioned fashion once

omg fashion line

These stans now…

No. 149933

>>149920
Fucking right? And then the whole "you can't PROVE she ISN'T getting a clothing line!!!" Shit, smh

No. 149941

>>149915
I keep thinking it's Kiki plugging this "clothing line" idea because it's very suspicious to latch on to such a random innocious comment about how it would be cool to have a clothing line some day and keep re inserting it into everything. "Her clothing line," "When she has her clothing line," etc. it's like Gretchen Weiners trying to insert fetch into everything.

No. 149948

>>149941
Idk, I think Kiki is too jealous to ever white knight Dakota. Maybe Cathy, but not Kiki.

Who knows, maybe it's even Dakota herself. Or just some creepy fantard.

No. 149955

>>149948
Its either kooter or Cathy, you're right kiki is way too self absorbed and envious to white knight her like that. I suppose it could aso be a crazy fan but it's hard to believe someone is that obsessed.

No. 150032

>>149659
I think it may be the "halo effect" because she's kinda pretty, we assume she's talented because she draw spoopy girls when there's waaaay better artists on the tumblr thread but people aren't impressed.

I don't know if she has a talent for acting (probably not because she never was in anything related to a short film), not one for singing that's for sure, dancing probably not, her drawings are really subpar and she can't dress herself. And some of you guys still believe she can pull off a fashion or comestic line ?
The only way would be for her to have ghost designers who know what they're doing.

Some here are saying she's good at marketing herself but that was her tumblr era and it's long gone ! So far she cuts off contact with her english speaking fanbase and made numerous mistakes (about kimchi, on that tv show etc), she doesn't create videos anymore, blog posts or anything.

So I'm just really interested in knowing what sort of talent you guys think she has.
I mean she's determined but that's not a talent.

No. 150038

>>149920
POTENTIAL power couple. Can't you read?

God these cows are so delusional

No. 150039

>>149955
I dont even know who Cathy is, how am I obsessed? (Although I dont know which "fan' youre talking about)
Im not dakotas fan, her style is retarded and I'm not a weaboo but I still find her so cute and pretty.
>obsessed
This is so funny, thats like a serial killer talking about how doing ____ is bad.

No. 150040

>>150038
>>150039
>messy POV posts, probably Kooter herself because of the hour

No. 150042

>>150040
I doubt Dakota Rose is reading this shit website tbh (although I like the admin and /b/)

No. 150047

>>150042
She was confirmed for browsing PULL a little while ago, I don't doubt she'd come here too.
>inb4 "n-no she was just checking out on a fellow scene kid!!1!!!1"

No. 150049

>>150047
Do you think I'm going to waste my time?where is the proof? I think she just wanted to check out that shit forum because its closed (too bad they are going to get reincarnated into something more shittier ;___; they wont..stop)

No. 150050

>>150049
I mean, you're already wasting your time with this weak-ass bait.

No. 150052

>>150049
Because she is even reading about cows I never heard of, it shows a lot of free time.

I think it's kind of hilarious that both Kaka and Kota fucked up publicly. Kaka with the self asks and Kota with the tweet.

No. 150053

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>>150050
Because when you aint her everything is bait lol

No. 150054

Also only after we pointed out the tweet here did she delete it. Same for Kaka's self ask.

It shows they have no friends who have got their back IRL or online to help out.

No. 150055

>>150052
Which tweet are you talking about?

No. 150057

>>149266
Yeah, but you simply cannot compare the Japanese and the British in that regard. Britain is so culturally diverse whilst Japan just isn't, at all.

No. 150059

>>149388
Oh god, when I look at pictures like this one I get the creeps. "We're just innocent little kids, don't rape us, stranger". You can't honestly be looking at this and go "awww Japan is so innocent and pure desu". There is something seriously wrong with this country and I'm sure many Japanese can see that too

No. 150061


No. 150062

>>149540
Azumanga Daioh is tolerable even if you're not into anime. Give it a shot. Got some annoyingly Japanese culture stuff tho, but that's to be expected with sth about a school class

No. 150072

>But then again a lot of British here, in England are horrible to foreigners too.
The English are the worst about it. Other countries in the UK not so much, but they sometimes give you cheek as well. Especially if you're from someplace that's considered 'dirty' or 'savage' (eg Eastern Europe), or if you've got an accent. They'll be extremely condescending and whenever you use a 'big' word that they think is too 'advanced' for the likes of you, they'll talk to you as if you're a toddler and shower you with praises ('wow, how come you speak English so well? Have you been living here long?'). As if globalisation isn't a thing and we don't get to listen to retarded Anglos yammering on about something retarded every day on TV. As if we aren't taught English in school.

And if you do have something important to say regarding a particular topic, they'll outright ignore you and shush you because 'you can't possibly know anything about that, why you haven't even crawled out the womb making light conversation in English with the midwife!', or just look at you in that demeaning 'awww, it thinks it's people' way and find it amusing that a foreigner has opinions.

No. 150084

>>150072
let's be honest though
most people in most countries dislike foreigners to a certain extent

No. 150089

>>150084
True…. There will always be people thinking immigrants are taking all the jobs or not making the effort to learn the language or just asking for free handouts (foodstamps, healthcare)
sad, considering that for some people, living in extreme poverty in a 1st world country > living in their home country

No. 150102

>>150072
Eastern Europeans complain about racism way too much. If anything white people are just disgusted by their poverty and behaviour. If you're civilized they wont belittle you. Be black or brown, you'll always be something disgusting. Even I find my own kind disgusting sometimes due the brainwashing media.(take it to /b/)

No. 150105

>>150102
You're just asking for derailing this thread, aren't you?

No. 150107

Thread is now cancer. Abandon ship.

No. 150109

>>150102
Hi /pol/

No. 150110

>>150107

someone make another kota thread, this is retarded now.

No. 150111

>>150105
re-rail it now before the side topic takes over

No. 150113

File: 1438604661321.jpeg (10.86 KB, 218x291, 42639961_218x291.jpeg)

this is not human
no one can convince me otherwise

No. 150154

File: 1438612368476.jpg (32.71 KB, 454x220, image.jpg)

Yall keep taking the b8, I'm disappointed. It's pretty obvious someone is intentionally trying to shit all over this thread. Also, Hi Cathy.

I give up on Kooter she refuses to motivate herself and reach her full potential, she's pissing it all away. Oh well as long as the cowbell keeps ringing eh.

No. 150203

File: 1438619868373.jpg (153.54 KB, 750x1204, image.jpg)

>>150055
This one. The one she left up for 6 days u til it was posted here, then tried to write t off y claiming she tweeted it in her sleep.

No. 150213

>>150203

i've never used twitter, could someone explain how this could happen? if she had pull or something up on her phone and had those twitter names how it could accidentally turn into a blank tweet?

No. 150216

>>150203
I don't use social media, I can't see how this explains she lurks PULL? (If Kiki and Cathy did, so did/does her.)

No. 150232

>>150213
>>150216
Just read the old thread:
>>139917

No. 150233

>>150232
thank you anon

No. 150238

Wait wat, what was that about lain something something printing 6 pages of this thread? It got deleted.

No. 150249

>>150232
That's not proof.

No. 150261

>>150039
The fuck? you make no sense lmfao

>>150040
Probably.

No. 150393

File: 1438632579215.jpg (51.54 KB, 500x281, image.jpg)

>>150249
Nice b8 bro

No. 150575

>>150203
Wrong, she REPLIED to a 6 days old tweet (which makes it even worse)

Source: Screenshot is mine

No. 150620

File: 1438646155162.png (281.36 KB, 400x493, 2015-08-03 07.54.41 pm.png)

they're using this photo

No. 150621

>>150620
I remember when she had that website where she sold the baby pink and blue strawberry necklaces like Kiki's bats and this was the site photo…her bio was like "I created the leopard trend and you may know my sister Kiki who started the stripes trend, the trend spread like wildfire" lollll

No. 150626

>>150621
REQUESTING MORE YOUNG DAKO QUOTES

I recall "old greg is my husband", the classic "I'm perverted and disgusting" and trying to remember her list of likes and dislikes

No. 150641

File: 1438647893768.gif (82.72 KB, 500x284, 1404650475718.gif)

>>149370
preach

No. 150661

>>149370
other than my feelings that actually, the majority of the world looks upon kim k with snide amusement / eye-rolldom

this anon is correct

No. 150696

File: 1438652316270.jpg (535.82 KB, 882x736, dakota.jpg)


No. 150707

>>150696
I fucking love you. You're my girlfriend now

No. 150710

>>150696
>when I grow tall enough I want to become a famous model/ fashion designer
>and if that doesn't happen I want anything that makes a lot of money

Well…she wasn't exactly wrong

No. 150711

>>150696
why did she claim to be from Chicago? wasn't Keekz pretty open about living in Orlando

No. 150715

>>150711
Kiki, Kota, their brother (think because he was older it will make sense), and their parents were from Chicago, and moved down to live with their grandmama in Florida. I don't think they have ever denied it either.

No. 150733

>>150710
How long where they in Chicago? They're pure floridian tbh

Also lel at lots of money, we have yet to see about that. Japan catalogue model income aren't great. Wonder who is filing her taxes the past few years.

No. 150736

>>150249
then tell us why else she would tweet that? haha
not exactly someone dakota would follow

>>150696
>my sister

no mention of what her name is but her starting stripes was more important to add

>spreaded like wildfire

>my bling is real
>anything that makes a lot of money
>into animal fashion

both are "vegans" now

this is gold

No. 150743

>>150696
Ah the good ol scene days, back when she was Kaka's evil henchman. How times have changed…

No. 150755

>>150736
not to be that guy but

she probably didn't mention her name just then when she referred to "Kiki Kannibal Kouture" in the next line

and when she said "animal fashion" she was referring to fashion for animals, she says right afterward that she makes clothes for her cats

No. 150756

>>150393
holy shit this caption is amazing

No. 150777

>>150755
oh! thought she meant more along the lines of animal print/fur and stuff cause of the leopard print hair thing

No. 151037

can you all please stop with salty

No. 151045

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No. 151113

>>150696
always thought she was insecure as fuck about her looks what with the bullying from cathy, living in kikis shadow and the massive amounts of shoop. Whatever made her think she could be a model.. never mind a famous one. Still, though. She's sort of managed it in the end.

No. 151134

So now because all Dakota has got is fame and love you are going to dig up the stupid shit she has done when she was underaged. Way to go!
>>151113
>sort of

No. 151148

File: 1438702520675.jpg (43.71 KB, 396x398, 1435239634995.jpg)

>>150696
>When I grow tall enough
Well, that didnt work out

No. 151162

>>151148
Yeah lol look at het she isn't even a model XD("Consistently off-topic or extremely irritating posts may result in a warning or short ban")

No. 151207

>>151162
>XD
Gtfo underage summerfag.

No. 151230

>>150733

Kirsten and Dakota were actually born in Chicago, and their brother too I believe, who is the eldest child but seems like they keep locked in an attic or some shit.

No. 151241

>>151207
I'm probably older than you tbh.

No. 151257

>>151230
I think they just keep him inside the house, I'm not sure about any attic either though.

No. 151264

>>151257

His bedroom was located in the attic as stated in the police report.

No. 151265

>>150696
The only reason people aspire to be models is that
1.they have all the right genes for it 2.they can't do anything that requires actual skill/talent
Guess which one koti is

No. 151286

>>151265
Well Dakota is really pretty and talented so…1. They have all the right genes for it

No. 151289

Admin-sama please ban the troll

No. 151291


No. 151292

>>151286
Please stop baiting asswipe,I know your the same person posting over and over again pretending to be diffrent people.I don't know if your Dakota or some troll but one thing is for sure your creepy as fuck.

No. 151293

>>151286
You could at least try to be amusing…

No. 151297

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No. 151343

>>151134
I doubt that back then she had any idea she'd have to go for japan and its lesser standards. And she's certainly not famous or rich. so yes. "sort of"

No. 151420

File: 1438723204692.jpg (53.2 KB, 617x534, 2014-11-10 18.29.22.png.jpg)

Sry if this has been discussed, but I want to put my curiosity to rest once and for all. I've seen these wax strips in Dollar Tree for years. Is this Dakota y/n? lol.

No. 151423

>>151420
You're joking, right?

No. 151424


No. 151444

>>151420
Anon, it's a different face shape, different eye color, even different upper lip if you look more closely.

Are there any more pics of the Ostrenga mom beside that strange cyber punk one? I actually think Kooters will be growing into a beautiful woman if she dropped the kawaii shit.

No. 151446

>>150059
You must be fucked up to think like this.
I don't see anything wrong with this picture. It's innocent and cute. what is wrong with you anon?

No. 151448

>>149370
>>148816
I… I seriously had no idea the opening pic was Dakota at first. She's some alien baby there. The pic of her with her hair up gives her alien head. Is she just becoming more alien in her image or what?

No. 151449

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>>151444

I have this one of Kirsten, Cathy and their late grandmother.

No. 151450

File: 1438726132574.jpg (89.96 KB, 500x334, 17935173_Hilary_Haywirelargems…)

Also I found this, Kirsten and Hillary AKA Mycherrycrush before they fell out.

No. 151452

Am I the only one who likes her new look? I think babyfaces are cute as fuck, although she should stop enlarging her eyes with ps when she already wears lenses

No. 151455

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>>151449
I think there were more family photos? Ostrenga mom has a nice nose, Kooters is slightly different though.

No. 151456

>>151455
They were cute kids but Kooter shooped her childhood pic it seems.

No. 151470

>>151450
OMG MYCHERRYCRUSH KNEW KIKI???? I HAD NO IDEA


how long until kiki does porn


No. 151487

>>151470
.. You must be new.

No. 151490

>>151456
I don't think so cuz Koots is the ugliest in the picture lol

No. 151497

>>151487
calm down dickpants. i wasn't aware of this either. what happened?

No. 151502

>>151497
Anon was calm. I don't think "you must be new" warrants such a defensive response in the first place. Maybe you should calm down? There's so much milk in the kaka thread, quench your thirst my friend.

No. 151518

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>>151470

Kiki will never do porn because she legit looks down on sex workers as "lesser people" and believes herself too regal to stoop to their "level".

What a shame that even in that old picture of them together Kirsten probably thought of Hillary as little more than a "beaner wetback".
Amusing how Hillary is 10x prettier and has 10x more money than Kirsten today.

If love if we could get Hillary to spill on Kiki.

No. 151530

>>151518
OT since not about Dakota, but someone should tweet Hillary and ask about their relationship, or if she knows about how crazy kaka is

No. 151568

>>151502
calm

downnnnn

charles dickinpantsssssss

No. 151596

This thread. Is cancer.

No. 151598

File: 1438737065182.jpg (36.64 KB, 429x241, image.jpg)

>>151568
You're embarrassing.

Anyways. Back to Kotex.
Although I'm grateful to see the influx of Kaka milk I am still waiting for Kota to continue her downward spiral or listen to people who've been saying she needs to get her shit together. Did anyone end up capping the video where she gave the low score? The video wouldn't play for a handful us if I remember correctly.

No. 151604

>>151490
Her chin is such a triangle though, not the square it normally is.

No. 151606

>>151604
The reason why I don't think it's edited is cuz it looks ugly–Koots wouldn't want her chin looking like that as a child, it makes her look mentally retarded. She looks like a poster child for birth defects in that photo. In fact she would look much better in that photo without the giant chin.

No. 151683

>>151606
Yeah but it's a lot harder to edit older, lower quality pics. It's super hard to edit scans of actual low quality photographs as well. Dakochan is probably only used to editing high resolution pics with good lighting.

No. 151837

>>151683
Nah man she'd be more worried about her eyes, not her chin. Giving yourself a fat downsy chin but leaving your tiny squinty eyes alone is the polar opposite of Koots edits.

No. 151968

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No. 151975

>>151968
Looks like Misako. A creepy Misako at that.

No. 151989

>>151968

Why do they keep Photoshopping her jaw away?
I know that "small face" is an aesthetic in Japan but this is a bit too much…

No. 152014

Whenever I see Dakota's lips now this is all I can think of

No. 152015

File: 1438787425126.jpg (148.96 KB, 1920x1113, 173494-super-mario-princess-pe…)

woops, dropped the pic

No. 152040

>>151968
Lol, Harajuu Popunited is a free magazine. You sure are moving up there, Kootz.

No. 152052

>>151968
whoah thats a new shoop style.
at first, i thought it looks a bit like pixielocks. something about the face shape and weird lip

her hair looks pinkish which is kinda cute

No. 152057

File: 1438792959304.gif (443.4 KB, 306x227, monster.gif)

help me why did i learn to make gifs

No. 152061

>>152057
>white text on white bg
Pls, anon.

No. 152067

>>152052
That's because she isn't the magazine's editor.

No. 152103

>>148816
I know nothing about her, but I saw one or two of her youtube videos. She's definitely putting out what Japanese love: cute foreigner that they can gawk at and that makes grammatical little mistakes in Japanese (but pronunciation etc isn't painful to listen to) that they can poke fun of as a "joke joke japanese joke." But I also got the sense that she's having a good laugh, too. So while Japan is poking fun at her as they will always do to foreigners, she's doing a fantastic job at mocking them, imo.
Again, I know shit about her, so maybe I'd feel differently if I did.

No. 152122

>>152067
i wasnt implying she did it. i just mean she looks different -yet again-

No. 152124

>>151683
>>151606
japan is oblivious either way so -shrugs-

No. 152176

>>152122
Tbh she does that on every single shooting that was shooped by someone else, I have yet to see one where they managed to emulate her own style but then again even that changes a bit all few months.

No. 152177

>>152122
Tbh she does that on every single shooting that was shooped by someone else, I have yet to see one where they managed to emulate her own style but then again even that changes a bit all few months.

No. 152185

>>152122
Tbh she does that on every single shooting that was shooped by someone else, I have yet to see one where they managed to emulate her own style but then again even that changes a bit all few months.

No. 152255

>>151968
This is, by far, the worst shoop of dakota i've ever seen.

No. 152286

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>>152282
That's not how you post pics, mate.

No. 152288

>>152282

Are you surprised? She never looks like her pics. I'm just surprised she allowed herself to be posted without any major shoop on a website, especially in an outfit that makes her look so stumpy and top heavy (and not in the good way). And anyway she's only in that ad with the nice car to try to sell the place, because big house+nice car+white girl= rich and famous to Japan. She's a trophy lol

No. 152291

found a youtube version

No. 152292

File: 1438816358477.png (1.6 MB, 1294x591, lel.png)

Off topic and bad paint job IM SORRY
But I searched #kotakoti on Instagram and came across this chick who also tags #reallifedoll
She doesn't seem to know how lips work???
http://instagram.com/gyaruyuna/

No. 152295

>>152286
Im jealous of destination photoshoots

No. 152297

>>152292
Lips!!! What about them eyebrows

No. 152298

>>152291
I NEED a gif of that wink sequence

No. 152302

>>152291
Uhh… wtf even is the concept of this cm? Like, she's supposed to be a doll in a tower block apartment complex?

No. 152306

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No. 152316

Anyone remember Magibon on youtube/ lol

No. 152320

>>152316
OH MY GOD YESSSSSS

No. 152322

>>152316

Isn't she still in Japan working for waseiTV or something

No. 152325

>>152306
Thank you !

No. 152326

>>152176
>>152177
>>152185
Please fix you device lol. You're double posting everywhere.

No. 152333

>>152291
>>152291


Am I the only one who doesn't find her cute or literally anything at all in this? Her fringe does her no wonders…

No. 152336

>>152316

Even though Magi was retarded she had a little character to her here in a way… kota just..

i dont even know

why do we never get normal girls getting these roles in japan on tv? like someone who is actually 'alive' and looks like they're having a good time… not acting… dolly and forced lifeless ugu

No. 152339

>>152333
I guess we're just too used to see her photoshopped face (and body) all the time.

>>152336
I actually felt a little sorry for her…she finally got to Japan and then haters popped up out of nowhere…she didn't do anything wrong

No. 152340

>>152286
her chin looks huge here

No. 152343

File: 1438821486835.jpg (58.56 KB, 576x1024, CKxyfVEUYAAkZu8.jpg)

my personal favorite

No. 152347

>>152286
wtf is this even a commercial for
moonspeakers please translate

No. 152349

>>152347
From what I gathered it's for an apartment complex in Adachi

No. 152352

>>152339

Kota brought it on herself just like kaka does. She still shoops if kota didn't shoop as terribly as she does, she wouldn't get 'h8' lol.

She knew what she was doing from the start of this doll thing.

Idk she just doesn't look THAT cute. I honestly don't think she does, pretty but meh.

No. 152354

>>152015
I lost my shit

No. 152356

>>152349
>>152347
>>152302

It's a high end rental complex. She's there to be white and stand next to the western style house and the fancy European style car to make it all look more ~exotic~.

No. 152357

>>152291
That dress is NOT flattering on her.
She needs to stick to a line/skater dresses and skirts. She doesnt have the figure to wear straight down stuff like that.

No. 152359

>>152352
I was talking about Magibon XP

No. 152364

>>152291
Dude, the part where it's zooming in on her in the lobby is creepy as fuck. I feel like it belongs in a horror movie.

No. 152382

From Popteen. They're talking about some kind of Livestream they had, not sure.
I also checked out their latest video…looks like Dakota won't be featured on the swimsuit page for the September issue.

No. 152383

>>151968
Someone put up Missing posters for her chin

No. 152384

>>152343
Dakota and her thinning hair oh my gooood. I have incredibly thin hair in her shade too, and it is nowhere near that bad. I bet Dakota will be bald in 5 years time.

No. 152402

>>152343
Japanese styles just don't suit her, people like her shouldn't try so hard

No. 152406

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No. 152427

>>152382
Koots keeps sucking her face in lately, it's hilarious.

No. 152434

>>152292
Honestly the thing that bothers me the most is hat she doesn't evenly shop her eyes

No. 152437

>>152427

i couldn't figure out what's wrong with her face but maybe this is it.

i feel like in every tv appearance she tries to hold her face a certain way

No. 152441

>>152437
She's been doing it since the talent shows where she knows she can't really hide her huge chin. She uses hair on the side of her face and covers herself a lot.

No. 152442

>>152343

I kinda understand why she photoshops her face so much. She has permanent bitch face with that kinda snide "you are all peasants" look on her face.

Any way I know this is old but…. without that lil tiny sliver of hair between her bangs and bun… she looks bald from her ear to the outer edge of her eye.
Does anyone else get what I'm saying?

No. 152445

>>152442

yes! can't unsee it now.
and that sliver of hair is coming from the TOP of her head. if all her hair were pulled back except her shorter bangs… ew :I

No. 152456

>>152442
>>152445
Fun fact: Zettai ryouiki doesn't only refer to kneesocks/skirts, but lately that "bald patch" look between the bangs and hair is a thing in Japan lately

You'll see what I mean if you image Google "絶対領域 髪"

No. 152460

>>152456

that's cool to know.
she can't pull it off with her thin hair though lol definitely not a trend for her

No. 152520

>>152456
Japan really has the worst trends.

No. 152562

>>152442
To hide her bitchface she constantly forces herself to smile so that the corners of her mouth go upwards, too.

No. 152724

My moon speak is nothing special, but I believe this website is mocking Dako's Belebel commercial in regards to giving Kumamushi a low score.

No. 152725


No. 152734

File: 1438867561583.jpg (197.1 KB, 1076x1328, Screenshot_2015-08-06-14-22-46…)

Who the fuck does she think she's kidding with this seriously?!

No. 152736

>>152734

because she's an angelic white kawaii doll that's who

kek

i give up with dakota tbh unless there is any real drama im not interested

No. 152742

>>152734
though this is in no way believe, i do find this attractive - while acknowledging this is not a real human
for once she looks like a doll (and not a sex doll)

No. 152757

>>152456
It seems like only ultra otaku label it. Same with normal zettai ryouiki for the most part. Only my friends who ooze pure nerd know what it is.

No. 152804

>>152734
She really has a warped sense of attractiveness.

No. 152816

>>152382
people are always complaining that Popteen needs to drop kota for not being cute and saying she has massive smile lines and a deep voice. Yet that asian girl next to her has even deeper smile lines with saggy cheeks and also a deep voice.
Popteen has low standards Kooter fits right in

No. 152830

>>152734
I kind of wanna see the rest of this coord.

No. 152938

>>152725
are they really?
someone who speaks it plzzz confirm

No. 152939

>>152742
Yes, I agree. For the first time I thought she legitimately looks very cute when looking at one of her shoops.

No. 152949

>>152734
So done with her clown lips and blur overuse. You can't edit you laugh and nose lines away in rl, Kota.

No. 153004

>>152949
she basically just shopped herself into a ball jointed doll. I would be fawning over her if she looked like this in real life, but she's not remotely close. it isn't a photograph, it's a work of digital art… which is unimpressive, at best. there's plenty of bjd art out there.

No. 153007

>>152816

Popteen is only good for the clothes, let's be honest. Yula is the only decent model in that magazine.

No. 153041

>>152816
that girl is Nicole fujita, famous for niconicodouga but lets be real she probably just does stupid stuff for attention or whatever is the japanese equivalent of lulsorandom~~

No. 153042

>>152456
wow so moe

No. 153131

>>152734
I wish she actually looked like this so I could admire her, regardless of her shitty personality

No. 153139

>>152734

its a cute pic, the styling is adorable. fake as fuck though of course. more compliments to meitu or whatever app she uses than her.

at least when she didn't take iphone selfies i could compliment her on having some sort of "skill"

i really like the clothes though here. but ugh, she's so basic.

No. 153140

>>153131
right?!

No. 153145

>>152742
>>152939
>>153131
Lolol what are you guys smoking? She looks like she has a birth defect there. Horrible picture..

No. 153146

File: 1438901988956.png (535.1 KB, 976x434, comp.png)

I wonder if she thinks she looks like (left) in real life

No. 153167

>>153145

The picture looks cute because it's whitened to fuck, lips are bright, eyes are big and blue, weird outfit giving off the "im so delicate ugu dolly" aura and she's posing to the side to look more "im delicate o pls dont touch me id shatter" kinda look. I've seen it all before, all kawaii cunt queens do the same thing.

But it's speshul cos it's kota

We all know she shoops guys, this picture is no different from the god knows how many others she's taken.

Again she gets away with it cos popteen and delusional jschool girls do that to their pictures too. They'll all weep and go "kawaii!" because she's giving off that "pale dolly fragile" feeling they all love and crave despite seeing her real kao in billboards lmao

It's all an illusion

Once you've seen kotashop a million times it gets boring tbh

No. 153186

ffs, I wish Dakota would actually try shedding some pounds instead of looking like she's wearing a potato bag in every clothing item she's in. Maybe then she'd actually lose some of the fat around her face so she wouldn't have to use PS so damn much.

No. 153195

>>153145
If I like the shoop then I like the shoop

No. 153196

>>153139
She's the special guest for a BTSSB tea party so maybe they're taking promotional pics

No. 153199

>>153167
it's obvious it's shooped to hell and back bro, aside from changing the shape of her features and tones, she blurred the crap out of it so that even if you werent aware of the former, the latter is much to obvious to consider it natural

doesn't mean people care though

most celebs are edited to death too and don't look like their shoops (though not to the same extreme) but people still like them, even if they're not really talented

Kota isn't a celeb in the traditional sense, but as long as someone knows enough about her to admire her (even the false idea they have of her which is common among actual celebs) then its enough for people to overlook the shoop

hell people like her just because she's in Japan

No. 153204

>>153199

I think I'm aware of that anon.

Most celebs ARE edited but the difference is that kota marketed herself as someone who looked nothing like her pictures and still does it to this day. Japan doesn't care, infact they encourage it in magazines. Any kawaii bs like popteen/choki choki girls/kera all the models look nothing like they do in person most of the time. But again, we've been over this so many times, kota makes her selfies look weird and alien. Even though other jmodels edit themselves at leas they look a BIT MORE like themselves and not like a fetus.

I'm just saying, I'm not hating. We all know she shoops and she knows we know. Her fans obv know but they don't care because 'she's real barbie'.

Even so, her trend and the doll thing is dying. It's boring. I know Japan loves kawaii and dolly things but there WILL be a new face in a few years. God knows who whether it'd be for the better or for the worst though.

There will always be someone better and lets hope the next 'face' or 'doll' (pls no) has a talent aside shoop.

No. 153205

>>153204

oh and i hope it's not another blonde with blue eyes either because ill just cry

throw a fucking redhead or brunette in japan

No. 153477

>>153205
Guarantee it will be. Blonde+blue eyes is the holy grail for Japan. Bonus points for being short, having a small ski slope nose and natural eye bags.

MAYBE they would dig a blonde with bright green eyes, maybe. But definitely not a brunette. Japanese like redheads a lot too but not as much as blondes. If you have blonde or red hair with brown eyes you could tell them you're hafu and they'll believe you 100%. Hell, you can even have blue eyes and if you do your eye makeup to look hafu and they'll believe it.

No. 153652

>>153477

Ergh, it's depressing. Doesn't Japan know there is cute women who aren't 'aryan' kek

No. 153719

>>153477
how to do makeup like a hafu? help pls

No. 153731

>>153477
Japanese are pretty gullible. My eyes are blue and people always assume/often ask if I wear contacts because ~real blue eyes don't exist with people who don't have blonde hair~

No. 153746

>>153731
Isn't blue eyes the second most common after brown no matter the hair color?
>also brown hair with blue eyes

No. 153748

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>>153731
How do people not believe it? Don't they know Leo?

No. 153776

>>153746
Yeah probably (if you don't count hazel as its own color instead of "brown")

http://m.aclens.com/Most-Common-Eye-Color-c323.html

No. 153787

>>153748
They probably think Leo is blonde lbr.

No. 153790

>>153731
they also still believe that radiation is contagious and shun radiation victims and their families, go figure

No. 153794

>>153790
really? i thought they thought the opposite, considering fukushima is deemed normal even though radioactive twin head daisies appeared…

No. 153810

>>153794
One of my friends refuses to buy any food in the supermarket if it was shipped from around that area. Another friend's hamster died of cancer and he attributes it to radiation. Everyone I've talked to about it knows that something's being covered up but I guess people would rather believe everything's ok than to hear the truth.
Sorry for OT

No. 153989

>>153794
i saw that article. but those weird mutations are pretty common naturally too. i was photographing the other day and saw one out here in the bumblefuck known as the midwest

No. 153990

does anybody know who that model was on PULL that outed dakota as awkward? i've been praying for another charms-like spill on her for a while. but she only talks to the japanese now

No. 154016


No. 154023

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>>154016
This was pretty funny, who was the potato face guy? I wonder if that's the one she brought to USA and then Kaka wanted one for herself.

No. 154034

>>154023
I'm pretty sure that's Nao, her ex-bf
There were a lot of indicators she had one/they were dating (she once said her favorite Kanji is Nao)

No. 154039

File: 1438991390541.jpg (100.1 KB, 1024x768, leod.jpg)

>>153748
>>153787
leo was blond when he was younger. like many blonds, his hair darkened with age. just saying.

No. 154063

im surprised kota wasnt there in that collection video since her and tsubaplasticlips are besties

(p.s why are there no japanese children doing the modelling?)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=311&v=3KrfU7Vqt1M

(had to post link cos it wouldnt let me upload it for some reason :( )

No. 154070

>>154063
>she's barely taller than the little boy even with heels

kek

No. 154085

>>154070
A friend who saw her at a popteen event told me she's really short. She bets she's 160cm. Bravo says she's 167, then 165 and finally 163. The minimum height for bravo is 168. I understand that if they find a super beautiful girl who's skinny and has a nice body that's 165 they would lie a little. But man from 160 to 167 there's a noticeable difference and she's not worth of a height lying situation. Sorry if I write weird I'm sleepy af but need some dramu before sleeping.
Also why is she copying Tsubaplastic? Those lips are suspicious. I really wonder if she's having some cosmetic surgery or will have in a few months

No. 154094

>>153989
just googled it and got goosebumps, not because of the radiation theory but b/c shit like that looks deformed grosses me out

No. 154118

>>154085
There is literally no reason for we to be at Bravo other than sea banging someone or married to someone. Inb4 "omg dakochan would never!!!", a desperate white weeb knows no shame, believe me. it's not even an uncommon situation in modeling/entertaining, and it's not even a huge deal. It's just silly how some people actually think Japan considers her gorgeous and talented enough to give her a deal like that just for being Anglo, wearing lenses and speaking passable Japanese.

No. 154157

>>154085
>>154118
yeah that theory is starting to sound more likely.
i don't understand why or how she got in, especially how she started out. she looked so shitty in all her first tv appearances.

No. 154189

>>154157
She got to Japan because Bravo signed her sight unseen while she was still in Florida, then flew her to Japan for her "debut".

No. 154194

>>154189
oooooh
maybe they just don't want to admit they fucked up then

No. 154202

>>154194
Yeah, they threw her to Popteen because she fits right in with the rest of the average-to-bleh models there, but unless she signed a 3-4 year contract it still doesn't make sense how she's still there unless she's trading token gaijin pussy for contract renewals.

No. 154213

>>154202
wish someone she works with could spread some light.
it's definitely suspicious

No. 154223

>>154213
none of the other Bravo models could afford to get caught talking about her- the others are there because they have the look Bravo wants and can get contracts based on their abilities. They can be replaced easily though if they get caught talking shit about a fellow model, even one as basic as Dakota.

I don't see anyone from Popteen talking shit either, because Japanese don't do that kind of shit. Especially not about a foreigner, gotta be nice and polite to the gaijin after all.

If a model did spill about Dakota it would have to be anonymously and without revealing any personally identifiable information, which would make proving any of it as true to be nearly impossible.

nobody is gonna lose their job over Dakota's frumpy ass, that's for sure. Nobody cares about her because they know she's at the end of her rope, all she can do now that she's aging and her looks are going is to pander to old gaijin fetishists.

No. 154234

>>154223
japan obviously has boards kinda like this though like the one posted before, maybe something will pop up from an anonymous source? or that's just wishful thinking :P

No. 154238

>>154063
What a weird fashion show.

No. 154287

>>154234
Definitely, and there have been posts about Dakota on 2ch but nothing very interesting and nothing revealing. Just "she's cute, but looks nothin like her pics" "is she hafu?" "She's ugly" "is she wearing lenses?" Etc.

But again, even if a model went anonymous and tried to dish, it goes back to "being able to prove it without risking their job" thing. Dakota just isn't worth it to them because they don't care about her on that level.

No. 154381

>>154118
SAME. is there like a word for that feeling?? shit gives me chills and nausea. (sorry for OT)

anyways. anybody speak russian is this thing active still?

http://vk.com/clubkotakoti

No. 154383

>>154287
damn a motherfucker could try tho
all those girls have twitters it can't be impossible. somebody just start a 2ch thread. they can't be that oblivious.

just trying to speed up the process of the inevitable, is all

No. 154385

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the tsubasa lips are here

No. 154388

she has a japanese wikipedia entry
apparently she's relevant enough

No. 154391

>>154388
knowing her, she probably created it, or had someone create it for her. Literally anyone can make a wiki page for themselves.

No. 154393

>>153989
I actually have seen similar mutations in dandelions. I usually see it occur where there are A LOT of dandelions in a yard or field.

No. 154394

>>153477
the Japanese tend to lose their shit over gingers as well.

No. 154397

>>154385
>sides of face aren't straight and are uneven
>special lighting going on in all these selfies

No. 154400

>>154385
People look so dumb when they wink in photos like this.
Makes me think they just have a bung-eye, or swollen like in Animal Crossing after being stung by bees.

No. 154553

>>153989
Well I am sorry to inform you, but you are living near a test site.

No. 154555

>>154023
He looks like that one guy from the band an cafe

No. 154601

>>154397
Y-you don't think she shooped it, do you? That'd be unforgivable.

No. 154603

>>154400
It's been done for years though. You need to take on different poses/looks in your pics otherwise they'd all look the same. Maybe thats one of the reasons the duck face became so popular.

No. 154615

>>154553
That's likely true. There are many undeclared test sites/radiation dumping sites in the US.

I'm scared that people are being so dismissive about signs in nature like this. The daisies thing is a perfect example. While deformaties occasionally occurs in the wild naturally, that is a genetic mutation caused by radiation; there have been dozens of different plant/insect species effected by the radiation.
Fukushima is far from normal, you can't believe what the government is telling you. In fact, the Japanese government actually increased the "acceptable amount" of radiation within the nation just because they wanted to play it down, and not scare people away from the trade with their country.

Interesting stuff, I encourage you to look it up.

Sage because not about Koots.

No. 154625

>>153790
radiation is contagious in a way. if you have been exposed to enough radiation, you end up giving off radiation yourself. so being around people who have been in radiated areas isn't good for you and their fear of them has a basis in truth

No. 154627

>>153794
daisies? what about the butterflies? look at those things. horrifying.

No. 154654

Guys, pretty please, stop with your radiation OT or take it somewhere else!! I myself am interested in such topic, but this is definitely not a place where you should discuss it.

No. 154711

>>154388
>>154391
Yeah, and it says she's 19, has no pictures and barely any info. It's as thin as a wiki entry can possibly be without being taken down for being a waste of space. Bravo probably put it up because Dakota or her family didn't do it, the Japanese is too good.

No. 154797

>>154711
Last time I checked, it was mostly Google Translate level.

Maybe she edited the text herself after, because every time I put "Ostrenga" in her name there and put her birthday as 1993, someone always removes it

No. 154814

>>154797
Sounds like Kota is doing that herself. Nobody else would bother to do that.

No. 154824

>>154385
she doesn't even give a fuck anymore about how obvious her shoops are. at this point she's changing her face just as much as her clothes. if she's done with one style of shoop she just moves on to the next.
at least this one doesn't look AS much like a fetus

No. 154825

>>152734
she looks so fucking cute jesus christ
too bad it's all fake tho

No. 154858

>>154385
her lips are way better than tsubasa's
tsubasa's lips make her look like an old grandma
kota's lips make her look like a baby fish

No. 154864

So we're all pretty sure that Dakota lurks these threads, right? I wonder if she's popped into a recent Charms thread. As bad as Dakota's attitude seems to be, she's a hell of a lot more palatable than Charlotte is. I would feel a vicious sort of satisfaction if I were in Kota's place tbh.

No. 154870

>>154864
Can you imagine how hard she must be laughing at her? She turned into a fat camwhore with a bunch of shitty tattoos.

No. 154889

>>154870
Yeah we make fun of kooter's situation but its not nearly as pathetic as charm's life.

No. 154921

I wonder if Kota is trolling. The harder we complain about her shoops the harder she does it and she knows it makes her talked about

No. 154929

>>154921
Part of me wants to say no, she wouldn't shoot herself in the foot like that just over us, but then again if she has a SD who is keeping her in Bravo then why not?

No. 154933

>>154385
her eyelid looks like a vagina.
someone teach this girl how to apply falsies

No. 154934


No. 155095

>>154934

Stop that. This is an image board. Post images.

Btw your links both lead to a 404 error page - file not found. Nice try, goober, but a little bit of advice- Kiki and Kota both lurk here, screencap fucking everything.

No. 155102

>>155095
Not that anon but archived copy works.

No. 155103

>>154934
If she hates her last name so much why not just change it? You can do that, Dakota, and it's much easier than having to bawwleet everything any time someone calls you the O word.

No. 155115

>>154934
Idk how editing Wikipedia works, but can' you report an IP for putting false info on a page/removing correct info?

No. 155131

>>155103
>O word
kek, her real name isn't kawaii enough for her

No. 155150

>>155131
It's really not a cute name, and it's not even common enough in America to be "ooh American name so exotic" in Japan, Since its Polish (it means 'blackberry' apparently). Plus every time I try to imagine a Japanese person trying to say it I have a giggle fit. But still, like someone said in a previous thread, she should just make Rose her legal last name, drop Ostrenga and not have a middle name. She can't very well change her last name to a Japanese one with or without getting married, the marriage rumors would fly.

No. 155193

>>155150

Is she changing her name to a Japanese one? The fuck why?

No. 155210

>>155193
No, that anon was being hypothetical.

No. 155293

>>155095
Not my fault the auti anon-link doesn't work, go tell admin-sama instead of bitching

No. 155297

>>155095
>>155293
auto*

>>155115
We miiight be able to take it down. I did it on Venus' page but honestly it was a lot of work and not worth it.

Someone can request a force to have the name changed though, since fake information isn't allowed

No. 155314

>>155297
I say go for it. Force her to deal with her unkawaii white girl surname!

No. 155348

The first thing that comes up when you search her name in japanese is this website
http://matome.naver.jp/odai/2136220404183618101
which i'm assuming is calling her out on all her bullshit? lol it even has the well-known ching chong screenshot from that one video.
the second that comes up is the japanese wikipedia page and THIRD is her ameblo.
i'm all for posting the FACTS on her japanese wikipedia page. i don't know how to do that and don't speak japanese but if someone wants to! :) then track the ip that keeps changing it back and see if it's her's or her mom's haha

No. 155419

>>155348
The IP is in Tokyo, unless both her parents had to escort Kiki to Japan this time, it wasn't Cathy. It could be Scott, but I doubt it because I doubt he bothered to learn Japanese just because of Dakota, if so then Kiki's Japanese would be better just because of having someone she lives with to converse in Japanese with. It's gotta be Dakota.

Why don't we make a list of things that could go on her wiki page? Keep in mind, Wikipedia is nothing like ED except in layout, let's keep it factual and succinct.

No. 155514

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Where is dakota :(?

No. 155516

>>155419
Would be glorious to add some of her scene photos, lol

No. 155548

>>155348
>>155419
Someone could make her an English language page, and link it to the "言語" section on the left. You could really tear her a new one with an English page.

No. 155573

>>155514

she's the token side model, she's not always featured in popteen

No. 156185

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>>155548
I don't think anyone would click through to that. But I think it's confirmed that Kooter is monitoring pages like this.

No. 156199

>>156185
It's been confirmed for a while now, have you been on vacation? It's because of her that we ever found Kaka's penpal account usernames.

No. 156204

>>156185
some benjamin button shit right there lol.
I wouldn't be surprised if she photoshopped herself looking like a new born baby.

No. 156206

>>156199
Hoping Kota leaks more tbh, she knows what she's doing. All we need is for Kiki to piss her off.

No. 156207

>>156204
>newborn baby

Kek, OP pic not close enough?

No. 156212

>>156206
Me too, shit. She could at least let us know who Taku is (if she even knows, which for some reason I don't think she does).

No. 156221

>>156212
I don't think she does either. I could see her throwing shade at Kaka around him.

No. 156226

>>156221
I think until we see a group pic, it's proof that Kaka keeps Taku away from Kooter. I bet she's scared of Kooter talking shit and him getting a crush on her because she speaks his language and doesn't make shrill noises.

No. 156228

>>156221

True, I bet Kiki wouldn't let Dakota near him simply because they could speak in Japanese without her and she wouldn't know what they're saying. I can see Kota speaking with Taku and dropping subtle hints about Kiki, trying to scare him off.

No. 156233

>>156226
Plus being a signed model who goes on TV. Both of them are shit, but for a guy with a white girl fetish whose English is shit, Dakota is 1000x more of a catch than Kiki.

No. 156762

I keep seeing people have these ridiculous theories about why Kota doesn't @Kiki on Twitter but I'm telling you guys, it's because Kiki leads to even more drama, and the Ostrenga name holds all the things Kota doesn't want people to see. The more Kota distances herself from their name, the keys likely people can unveil all the drama and make the connections. She doesn't want the video caps of her and her sister going viral in Japan. I don't think there's some divine sister feud behind it, even if Kiki is an insufferable jackass.

No. 156770

>>156762

True.

Kota will fade in her own time, allow Japan to see her as she truly is without kaka. The Ostrengas are trouble one way or another.

No. 156780

>>156233
i agree… probably.
unless kota is really as "perverted and disgusting" as she claims (she used to write it in her 'about me' everywhere)
hard to tell what her real personality is because she doesnt speak english anymore and we only see her rough boyish japanese persona

No. 156791

>>156762
I wonder if having a sister as unhinged as Kiki is causing Kota some anxiety. You know in the back of Kota's mind she's wondering when Kiki is finally going to snap and drag her down with her

No. 156801

>>156780
I think her "perverted and disgusting" shtick stems from not taking sex seriously. I know a handful of people who don't attach much worth to sex (a few of them are very attractive, too, so it's not about being ugly or anything) and that's why they are so comfortable telling dirty jokes and find it humorous. I myself think Kota hates herself too much to be actually commited to relationships, like she despises herself and her body but is too lazy to do anything about it.
That's why she jokes about liking old guys–they're her target demographic and she's too embarrassed and ashamed of herself to let people know what she actually likes in a person.

No. 156818

I think it's funny that after the karaoke fiasco, Kota has only soaked in a tub with an old man, then later joined the panel on the same show (different episode). She has no upcoming TV appearances anymore.

No. 156842

>>156818

Don't jinx it anon, she's getting her clothing line next month for her birthday. We'll be hearing that to no fucking end soon.

She's kota ningyu doll desu ofc she will get tv appearances cos she is speshul

No. 156849

>>156842
>Don't jinx it anon, she's getting her clothing line next month for her birthday

I don't know why people keep saying this. There has been absolutely no evidence that she's getting a clothing line, the only thing even remotely related to that was Kota saying she wants to have one one day. That was the first and last time it's been mentioned outside of lolcow, idk why so many people have made the leap to the conclusion that she is 100% getting her own clothing line.

No. 156893

>>156818
dont forget the apartment commercial !
>that wink

No. 156914

>>156893
I'm pretty sure the apartment commercial was filmed before the karaoke fiasco, I know the old man bath video was.

No. 156975

>>156849
I think it's pretty obnoxious as well. I think it's the same retard just relentlessly trying to plug clothing line this, clothing line that into everything. Why make up the part about getting it for her birthday too? No one is going to buy your bullshit

No. 156997

>>156975
Exactly, and where did it even come from? Even when she mentioned wanting it, she didn't say anything about wanting it for her birthday, just some time in the future.

No. 157039

>>156997
I truly thought it had to have been an Ostrenga because nobody would keep persistently plugging that bullshit but the samefagging about "There-is-no-clothing-line chans being bitter," and that weird spurt of someone saying dumb shit like "chin chan" has me thinking its a really retarded troll wannabe

No. 157076

>>156849
It's only one anon who keeps saying this.

No. 157099

>>156199
>>156206
>>156212

was it ever proven that it was actually her that posted it?

No. 157112

File: 1439350836590.jpg (110.18 KB, 640x640, image.jpg)

Just felt like dropping a prime throwback

No. 157144

>>157099
I don't see how it could have been anyone else. The way it was done was too quiet and factual. The entire post was literally:

>kirleios

>you know what to do

Or something equally vague to that effect. If some random anon had found it, we would have included screen caps, the name of the app (at least) and something like "holy shit, I found Kiki on my language app under a different name!". Anons had to google just kirleios to even find the two apps she was on with that name. I'm not saying it's definite proof, but if Dakota was going to drop some info on her sister, she would do it the exact same way.

No. 157363

>>157076

I love to say she'll get her own line because I know it pisses angry-chan off and all I can do is sit here laughing

No. 157366

>>157112

I actually think she looks nice with her fod and brows filled showing tbh. She looks quite cute here. QUITE.

Fringe doesn't suit her

No. 157372

>>157363
There is no "angry chan," are you 12? Or male?
You're the samefag here, the rest of us are wondering why…on earth…you think you're being anything but a weirdo. Maybe stop being a retard?

No. 157374

>>157363
If that's what makes you laugh, you're an autist. Try a little harder next time perhaps.

No. 157380

>>157372

Well whenever it was mentioned before not just me and another anon said she was getting a fashion or whatever, it's always "SHE ISN'T NO SHE ISN'T!!!"

So what if she isn't getting it next month? She may get one in the future and it'll happen. I'm not a kota fan by all means but it makes me laugh how much some people get so bitter over the fact that she MAY be getting one. Christ.

No. 157381

>>157374

yh yh sigh

No. 157384

>>157380
"It'll happen."
You are so fucking weird lmao.

No. 157391

File: 1439389894701.jpg (121.58 KB, 640x905, image.jpg)

This is the reason why Dakota doesn't want to be associated with Kiki. Look at that first link.

No. 157397

>>157391

LOL it does too

No. 157404

File: 1439391383081.jpg (57.01 KB, 306x460, image.jpg)

Pic dump because why not.

We've actually never had an accurate timeline of Dakota's appearance because she's been editing since she was what, 12 years old? Even photos of her from a young age aren't accurate because even the worst ones are edited.

No. 157405

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No. 157407

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No. 157408

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No. 157409

File: 1439391623332.jpg (43.67 KB, 331x445, image.jpg)

I think this might be one of very few that can be visually confirmed for zero retouching

No. 157411

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No. 157413

>>157404
This has gotta be her worst look she's ever had. The scene stuff in general was terrible but this period in particular with the short, badly cut fringe and weird neapolitan ice-cream coloured hair, paired with the shaved brows…yikes.

No. 157414

File: 1439391818676.jpg (17.72 KB, 315x233, image.jpg)

One of the only proofs that Ana Kota was a real thing and not completely edited. There's two videos that also prove Ana Kota wasn't just photoshop but they haven't resurfaced in awhile. Lest someone wants to come forward and post them.

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No. 157417

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No. 157418

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No. 157423

>>157408
furry boots. they lived in florida ffs

No. 157426

File: 1439392687972.jpg (212.43 KB, 905x1084, image.jpg)

One thing I've noticed is that she always shooped herself to look like a celeb she was momentarily infatuated with, like when she went through the prostitot-glam short platinum blonde barely post-scene phase she would shoop herself to look like Nicole Kidman so that people would make comparisons. Then she moved on to Vlada Roslyakova and Gemma Ward.

No. 157428

File: 1439392776586.jpg (65.3 KB, 399x583, image.jpg)

Last one. Kyo Sohma plushie from anima/manga Fruits Basket. She also had a hat with him on it I believe.

No. 157431

File: 1439393051809.jpg (54.24 KB, 333x500, image.jpg)

She almost looks like a mannequin here.

No. 157432

>>157426
That shoot looks terrible. Any hairstyle that's too out of the ordinary literally knocks Dakota's facial features right back to her ugly scene kid days somehow. Not sure why.

No. 157433

File: 1439393164258.jpg (76.16 KB, 640x450, image.jpg)

>>157431
nice to see a fellow mobilefag (I'm assuming from image.jpg)

No. 157435

>>157432
That styling would look retarded on anybody but on her it's much worse. She requires a lot of extra stylizing anyways but I swear these people have no clue what looks good in general.

No. 157436

>>157411
>>157409
>>157404
It's like if Yo Landi was ugly

No. 157437

>>157428
>>157431
>>157433
>>157418
>>157417
>>157415
>>157405
The Ostrenga sisters: Blessed with beauty, but no aesthetic taste whatsoever

No. 157438

>>157437
That's because Mommy and Daddy were grooming them from the earliest ages of like, 9 (the weird cyber goth photos) to look like that. It gave them attention, Kiki got gayspace famous, Kooter and Kiki never had to learn basic human skills.

It's so weird to me that Kota refuses to put any effort into her career and continually fucks herself over when a change in diet, makeup, hairstyle, and general styling could improve her a lot. It has me thinking that she's just so relieved to be out of Mama Ostrengas clutches that she doesn't give a fuck about anything else.

No. 157442

is it just me or does her jaw/mouth area look a lot different as she got older? like her top lip rounded out as her chin got pointier and face changed from round/square to heart shape?

No. 157445

>>157436
yolandi's slow chubby sister

No. 157446

>>157442
I don't necessarily agree fhat she's had a rhinoplasty per se but her chin could make sense if she had a septoplasty at a young age because it can cause issues with the nasal cavity sense you're still developing. Said nasal issues can lead to mouth breathing, excessive mouth breathing (even if just daily in your sleep, where it's harder to control) can cause the cartilage on your chin to overdevelop and cause a very meaty, muscly chin projection. I also think her weight emphasizes this and causes the buccal fat in her cheeks to protrude more severely, causing the severe nasolabial folds. Notice how her nasolabial folds protrude rather than dip in like wrinkles. Her face is constantly bloated. I doubt she takes care of herself.

No. 157459

>>157446
huh maybe i should start mouthbreathing then because i'm miring her heart face shape and pointed chin lmao

No. 157463

>>157459
Omg noooo sweetheart I hope you're joking! It won't give you a heart shaped chin, it'll just just make your chin stick out like a witch from the side. Not a good look for anyone, it makes you look mentally impaired.

No. 157475

>>157463
oh nm then lol! i'll take your word about it, you seem to know your stuff about anatomy. if you know how to improve face physiology you should make a thread on the other boards.

No. 157479

File: 1439398157798.jpg (20.32 KB, 331x239, image.jpg)

>>157475
I'll make one for you in /b/ when I get the chance :^)

Meanwhile everyone, have a look at this Big Happy Family

No. 157483

>>157479

Do you think that's the finger he used to diddle Kirsten and Dakota whilst doing their "photoshoots".

No. 157484

New video.

No. 157487

>>157483
Oh my god your audacity anon….I can…not

No. 157493

>>157484
You can tell by her face she knows that hairstyle and dress looks fuckin' stupid.
>Aqua's 'Barbie Girl' playing in the background
They'll never stop with this shit, will they?

No. 157498

>>157487

lol I fucking told Scott that in an email once years back when all the Dakota drama was just starting and he emailed me fucking raging kek

No. 157499

File: 1439399412922.png (153.45 KB, 255x345, asdeepastheocean.png)

>>157484
Can't get enough of those sweet, sweet nasolabial folds.

No. 157500

>>157484
>>157499

Bitch looks like one of the trashy slavic girls I went to school with, premature nasolabial folds included.

No. 157533

File: 1439401500950.jpg (255.23 KB, 742x1000, dakota.jpg)

Found this in my magazine, belongs here I guess.

No. 157540

>>157533
Those precise measurements for every part of her body…wtf
Creep as fuck.

No. 157541

>>157533
Also
>40.3kg
Fuck ooooooff.

No. 157547

>>157540
Isn't that common in Japan?

No. 157548

>>157498
Caps?

I was like oh great Cathy is going to fucking blow up when she sees that

No. 157549

>>157533

All Popteen models are shooped to fuck anyway, we all know they look nothing like they do in person and that it's all a pile of lies about kota here.

You guys should KNOW this

No. 157550

>>157547
Yeah, it is. They're pretty brutal. You never think about blood type or head size here in the states.

No. 157551

>>157550

Japan for you

No. 157552

>>157549
We do…that's why it's hilarious. Calm yourself.

No. 157553

>>157548

Jesus I don't know if I can even log into the old email I sent it from.
I'll have a look.

No. 157555

>>157533
88 pounds? Lol. From her videos I'd guess at least 110.

No. 157557

>>157533
Can you take a better photo of the bottom left? It's saying a lot about how stress made her lose weight.

No. 157561

>>157555
She might've weighed that in her Spoopy Kooter days but that was what, 5 years ago? She's at least 120, probably 130

No. 157563

>>157555
She doesn't even look 88lbs in that shooped picture ffs.

No. 157564

File: 1439402853719.jpg (39.3 KB, 443x442, image.jpg)

Crazy how much better she looks when you hide the crimson chin and the pudgy buccal fat creases

No. 157565

>>157533
Pffff this is really hard for me to read but on the right white box she's saying her mom and dad are also thin so she suspects that's why she's so thin. She apparently used to skate. Roller blades? Iceskating? Just says "skate"

No. 157567

File: 1439402907057.jpg (54.01 KB, 640x302, image.jpg)


No. 157568

>>157557
Sure. Give me some time as laptop is updating to win 10, lol.

No. 157570

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>>157533
thats funny. she is oh so slim yet they put her in a loose t-shirt

her legs have always been enviably skinny BUT just a really unfortunate shape.

No. 157573

>>157565
スケート means ice skate in japanese
ローラスケート is the other

No. 157574

>>157561
130 sounds like a stretch tbh. She's not that tall, and if she where 130 she'd look more like an apple on a stick.

No. 157581

>>157555
I wouldn't even assume any of the other popteen girls who are much tinier than her are 88lbs tbh. I think she's 110lbs as well.

No. 157582

>>157581
I don't think it's a stretch at all. Sounds accurate actually.

No. 157583

File: 1439404485131.jpg (132.1 KB, 949x1280, 2015-08-12_19.25.53.jpg)

>>157557
Here you go.

No. 157584

>>157565
Here's the white box in full.

No. 157585

File: 1439404554788.jpg (127.88 KB, 949x1280, 2015-08-12_19.25.37.jpg)


No. 157586

>>157581
110? We are thinking of the same person, right? She's way too flabby to be 110, especially at 5'3" I know someone 5'0 who's 110 and looks skinnier than Kooter

No. 157589

>>157583
aiming for a healthy body, she was running like crazy
thanks to training for a marathon, even though she was eating got so skinny

No. 157594

>>157585
> a regular/normal eating girl is the most charming
a long time ago, i ran and skated, now, i dont at all.

No. 157596

File: 1439404932586.jpg (84.98 KB, 600x408, image.jpg)

I don't remember this appearance. Anyone got more caps or a vid?

No. 157598

>>157586
Well, it depends on your weight distribution. I store all of my fat in her stomach and I looked about as bad as her when I was 110 at 5'2 (never again)

No. 157599

>>157533
Deleted last post now that I can read it better

13 years old - She says she ran a marathon (and something else, other anon has it covered) and thanks to that, no matter how much she ate she became boney thin!
16 - Lost 3kg from stress due to starting work.
17 - Apparently she stopped losing weight from stress here/is maintaining her body by eating normally

"The things I'm concerned about with my body are bags under my eyes/neck pain and my chest getting bigger"
Originally I thought it was arms, but nope, our humblebragging princess is concerned about her tits.

It's mentioned a few times that she thinks it's best to eat normally, and how she doesn't do anything in particular to keep up her appearance. I'm sure she wanted to make herself sound enviable but when your job is based off of your appearance you just sound lazy as hell.
"I think more than being thin it's important to eat a lot. Whenever I get stressed I have to remind myself to eat because I can't get thinner"
kek

No. 157600

>>157598
I think she has too much fat in her stomach, arms, and face to be 110. Don't yall remember that popteen vid where they covered her stomach?

No. 157621

>>157586
People carry weight differently and muscle weighs more than fat. I'm that height and weight and I'm pretty pudgy myself.
Also I think some people who've seen her irl said she's actually much shorter than 5'3.

No. 157628

>>157621
Hmm I don't think she's shorter than 5'3". Kaka is definitely at least 5'4", probably 5'5" and in photos together Kota is only a couple inches shorter. Plus, with the length of her arms, it wouldn't make sense for her to be below 5'3", at her flabby weight her arms and legs would look like stumps.

No. 157630

File: 1439406470159.jpg (74.14 KB, 453x604, image.jpg)

Her arms are too long for her to be under 5'3".

No. 157631

File: 1439406650427.png (254.82 KB, 500x326, anx2x.png)

>>157599
More like:

13 years old - Kaka the scene queen's fat little sister
16 - Lost weight due to bulimia and abusing diet pills
17 - Bloated appearance on Japanese TV

No. 157657

>>157533
Can someone post the old one so we can compare size numbers?

No. 157662

>>157657
I was the one who posted them on PULL, anon. I can post it up in about an hour or two after I get off work if nobody else has it on hand.

No. 157665

File: 1439408801118.jpg (69.04 KB, 326x450, image.jpg)


No. 157669

According to these:
Her hips and bust magically grew, her legs became shorter, her thighs became much thicker, etc

No. 157671

>>157665

White kawaii ningyu

my my… all that perfection

how are japanese teenage girls gonna live up to that exactly - 3 -

No. 157673

>>157669
All while maintaining the same weight! However does she do it??

No. 157674

>>157599

idk what you guys are talking about but apparently kota has one meal a day on cucumber with soy sauce and thats it

even kaka was alarmed by it lol and bought her a sandwich to shut kota up whining

No. 157676

>>157673

pppppPSsssssssssssst

I kno her secret ;)

No. 157678

>>157599
Would've respected her more if she didn't outright lie about having bulimia as a teen lmao

No. 157696

>>157599
>Originally I thought it was arms, but nope, our humblebragging princess is concerned about her tits.

she should be concerned about her arms, imho. she should work on the muscles and tone her arms or something, they don't look model-like nice.
maybe she's just getting fatter or something and hopes people will only notice her titterinos getting bigger

No. 157703

>>157674
I know that's what she says, but she has to be lying. If she's only eating one meal a day, why does she have so much fat on her body? I don't think she's fat at all, but she definitely carries extra weight on her arms and stomach. If she only ate one ~400cal meal a day, she'd be losing weight at a crazy rate.

My bet is she binges on conbini food or something.

No. 157704

>>157581
Nahhh, she's definitely over 110. I'd say closer to 130.

No. 157708

>>157704
I really don't think she's 130lbs, that's pushing it.
I'm her height and my body looked like hers when I was around 110-115lbs.

No. 157710

>>157703
she has a crazy case of "mom arms"

No. 157712

>>157703

Maybe? I dunno, maybe she said she did in that interview thing for a mess around. But whatever she's doing it's not exactly good or does she look any better for that part either because c'mon, kota isn't exactly supermodel material.

It depends what she does because obviously she doesn't exercise. We saw that for ourselves in the popteen video on youtube, the one where they're all doing sports and running. Kota couldn't do shit and she could barely just about run, when she did that she was cutting corners too. So its obvious she doesn't run much either. Plus the beach video, we saw her true body. It's the same body from her first ever outfit video (it might be on youku or tudou still it was never on youtube) and she's not looked any different since then in my opinion.

She's probably a little weight here and there but nothing dramatic.

Kota is just 'normal' I guess. Not taunt or skinny but normal/average.

Probably, she likes drawing and video games so probably sits scoffing on those strawberry crisps they have over there whilst doing those things. After all, a modelling contract and connections don't matter. Fuck it. There is always photoshop, make up and poses to make yourself look better in this day and age kek

No. 157714

>>157674
i saw that video but did she say thats all she eats in one day?
and idk man she would be constipated to high hell with that kind of diet…

No. 157715

>>157712
Seriously! She has the potential to look great if she only exercised 3x a week and watched what she ate. Her bone structure is really petite and nice, actually. If she just toned up, she'd look really good. Plus, it seems like she gets sick a LOT. It'd definitely help in that regard, too.

Your last paragraph is probably her exact thoughts, though. Why try when she can be lazy and still get fawned over? All she needs is PS and good lighting + angles. That's what got her to where she is, after all…

No. 157716

>>157710
i think a lot of people do unless they did sports as a kid or something ?

No. 157717

>>157715
i dont think japanese really exercise much besides stretching and yoga. and jogging, but really that just helps burns calories, doesnt shape up your body or anything.

No. 157722

>>157631
That is my favourite photo of her. Her first TV appearance just reminds me of the amazing reaction we got online.
Oh man those were the days.

No. 157735

So did she get the nose job or nah? It looks so poorly done, especially the nostrils

No. 157736

>>157372
>>157384
Found angry chan.

No. 157738

>>157736

Shhhhh don't trigger angry-chan again pls

No. 157740

>>157714

kek kota with bempi

even if she had the shits, sounds gross but if she snapped a pic of it and threw on fitler/reshape it to the size of a peanut with sparkles and "waa i dont feel so well" her fans would still fawn over her and it'd be "kewt"

No. 157745

>>157715

She's just short and small framed, that's all. Most girls are though but in that picture of her recently up on stage, she looked very broad I'll say that. The top she had on did her no favours.

Exactly, she doesn't need to do fuck all. Why bother? When she's getting everything handed to her for nothing.

No. 157750

>>157380
I really, really doubt it will. When your only relevant appearances consist of showing up on variety shows and hanging around ugly old men, I'd say your career is in the pits.
Having your own fashion line is for accomplished, relevant people that the local fashion industry looks up to, like Tsubasa or Kiki Mizuhara or even the fucking Olsen twins.

No. 157755

>>157750
>Kiki
Lmao I meant Kiko

No. 157778

>>157533
Wow that bust to waist ratio.She'd look almost like a barbie doll with such measurements. I think there's no single measurement on that page which would be real. Not even her height and weight - I'm 100% sure she's shorter, more like 158 cm. And a bit heavier than 40 kg. But again, most of such low class Japanese magazines always make everyone of the same height as Kota to be between 40 - 43 kg.

No. 157912


No. 157923

>>157736
You're retarded like actually. Stop.

No. 157925

>>157750
It's a samefag pretending multiple people believe she'll have a clothing line, might as well ignore them

No. 157959

File: 1439429772943.jpg (75.79 KB, 599x689, image.jpg)

Can't believe I never noticed this photo lol

No. 157965

>>157959
she may as well have just opened up ms paint and gone to town, wouldn't have made much of a difference

No. 157967

>>157959
What the fuck is this shit

This has to be one of the top worst shoops she's done. It looks like she did this on paint. I get that shoopan apps aren't PS quality but damn. And what the fuck did she do to him? She looked at this, said "that's good enough," and pressed upload. Out of her mind.

No. 157970

>>157533
Are they really trying to say she weighs 40kg? No fucking way. I'm 45kg and look way thinner than her.
And what's with her eyebrows in that pic on the lower right, they're full ranga.

No. 157971

>>157959
Why does she blur her fringe so much?? It looks ridiculous.

No. 157973

>>157959
Who is that cutie boy

No. 157976

File: 1439430893571.png (333.59 KB, 589x434, Untitled.png)

"Which real barbie ningyo do you prefer? To vote for Dakota, favorite. To vote for me, retweet"

kek

No. 157977

>>157976
haa, that's great. I like the retweet to favorite ratio.

No. 157978

File: 1439431071269.jpg (99.72 KB, 425x717, image.jpg)

I wonder why she doesn't wear this stuff outside of videos? It looks better than the shit she wears. I'm assuming it's cuz she doesn't look anything like that in the garments in person.

No. 157993

>>157598
It depends on your frame size too. Im 5'6 and 118lb and my body is kinda chub like hers. Kooter looks like she has a small frame like me so I think 110-114 is a good estimate.

No. 157998

>>157665
Does she actually believe she has a 22 in waist and is 88lbs? Lmfao. I remember she posted on her blog about how her body fat % was really low like 10 or 15.

No. 158038

>>157993
also depends if you have more fat or muscle, since a lb of muscle would take up less space than lb of fat

No. 158050

>>157976
>those twelve retweets
oh my god haha

No. 158052

I bet kaka is the emotional vampire type of sister that tries to isolate Kooter and convince her "we have to stick together, you can only trust family, these people want to bring you down" and keep her from friends

No. 158108

why dont we have more candid pics of kota? if shes running around going to these events and shit and living in tokyo. i haven't seen one since she's been there.

somebody said she disguises herself when she's out

No. 158111

File: 1439443696335.png (884.03 KB, 1123x736, Screen Shot 2015-08-13 at 12.2…)

a peace offering. lmfao

No. 158115

>>158111
She never writes stuff in english..did kaka hack her twitter again?

No. 158124

>>158115

You can translate stuff in Twitter directly.

No. 158125

>>158115
No, if Kaka hacked her Twitter she'd spam the tweets with @kikikannibal to make sure and direct some of Kootez fans her way.

No. 158141

File: 1439447857374.jpg (169.26 KB, 700x481, sofie.jpg)

it amazes me how much i can still see girls trying to copy/imitate kota on youtube/tumblr. i just found this australian girl last night on youtube that said her inspiration was to look like a doll, had the horns kota wore and is clearly influenced by her photos/is a giant weeb. it's crazy.

No. 158143

>>158141
I think she looks nice tbh. Not like Dakota at all.

No. 158145

>>158141
Oh yeah, this girl also used to buy similar clothes to her and had those dumb eyeball hair clips. Dunno how bad she is with it now but it used to be rather obnoxious.

No. 158147

>>158141
….She looks nothing like kooter.

No. 158149

>>158143
>>158147
i just grabbed this pic from the first page of her blog, it's not the best example. i'm not saying she's an exact copy, but she takes a lot of influence from kota. if you saw more of her stuff you'd see what i mean.

No. 158151

>>158147
She used to really want to be her. I haven't seen anything of hers in a couple years now though so I don't know what dumb tumblr trend she's going for now but that person was right

No. 158152

>>158149
>but she takes a lot of influence from kota.
Is that a bad thing?

No. 158154

>>158152
i don't know really, but it's still kind of weird for me to see. she shares a lot of the same interests and it's clear there is a desire to be perceived the same way. it's interesting to see how people try to recreate what happened to kota is all lmao

No. 158156

File: 1439449013107.jpg (69.18 KB, 700x467, image.jpg)

>>158141
Really? Because I've just had a quick look through her blog up until 2011 and there is nothing Kota-esque there at all apart from the VW hair clips, which other people wore before Dakota, as she didn't invent them.

Not every girl with long blonde hair who has an interest in jfash is trying to be Dakota. Are you guys sure you're not confusing her with kittyphina or something?

No. 158157

>>158152
It's so overplayed imo and that anon was just pointing it out with little expectations, something casual

No. 158158

I don't know if this is correct, but it KINDA looks like this guy named Jack on tumblr

Anwyays, i remember when Kota was pre-kawaii in her phase with the snake bites still but the natural hair & abercrombie shirts…
They were speaking.

I know this is vague but does farmers remember this at all?

No. 158159

>>158156
Same I just looked through her stuff and all I saw were the horns and like you said Kota doesn't own the style.

It really irritates me when someone gets demonized for taking some inspiration from her. I mean being a clone is stupid but just buying a few of the same things she has and making fashion videos isn't copying.

No. 158161

>>158159
It doesn't matter cuz she looks dumb and trendy anyways but I doubt that anon was demonizing anyone just pointing something that might be of browsing interest to others out?
Anyways I can't remember this girls tumblr URL but she used to reblog a lot of Kota-esque things, Vivienne Westwood, pictures of Kota etc. it's so strange how in the millennial age you can be anyone you want to when you have rich parents and Internet access

No. 158162

>>158156
>>158159
lmao again, i'm not saying she's an exact copy of kota, i'm not demonizing her. i just found it interesting how she takes inspiration from her is all? don't know why i'm being grilled on this. as another anon has mentioned, she jumps on a lot of trends and kota was clearly one of them

No. 158164

>>158161
>>158162
This seems like it is the same person lol…

No. 158165

>>158164
Erm it's not just an understanding anon that doesn't really see the big deal it ain't that dramatic bb

No. 158168

>>158164
Also those posts were in 2 seconds of each other, so nah

No. 158171

>>158165
You don't have to samefag to try and defend yourself. No one was attacking you lel chill.

No. 158175

>>158162
How is she even taking inspiration from Kota though? I don't mean to white knight, It's just annoying how any girl who's interested in jfash is accused of copying Dakota.

Again, are you sure you're not confusing her with kittyphina?

No. 158178

File: 1439450174495.jpg (70.91 KB, 640x783, image.jpg)

>>158171
Yall are so fucking weird and paranoid this was two different people and Admin-Sama could easily confirm that but anyways, back to Kooter….

No. 158181

>>158178
pigtails on anything that isnt a child urks the hell out of me

No. 158184

>>158181
Ikr? It looks even weirder on Taylor R imo cuz she seems like an Amazon trying to be a toddler but Kota doesn't have nearly enough hair for that

No. 158185

>>158178
No you are the only person who is obsessed with thinking that that girl is copying kota. You're posts are exactly the same writing style and you never end them with periods lmao. And also the admin wont confirm samefags you newfag. Its already painfully obvious.

But yes back to the topic, that pic is cute.

No. 158187

>>158181
You watch too much porn?

No. 158188

File: 1439450495439.jpg (75.58 KB, 545x663, image.jpg)

>>158185
This is paranoid and embarrassing and I feel sorry for you. You tried, but as I said, back to Kota.

No. 158189

>>158188
Yeah it is definitely embarrassing to be outed like that. Don't worry newfag, you'll learn.

And this pic just made me remember how huge her chin is

No. 158190

File: 1439450725479.jpg (85.29 KB, 600x800, image.jpg)

>>158189
You're so fucking weird you really think you're right it's so uncomfortable but ahem I want to get rid of these random Kooter pix

No. 158192


No. 158195

this bickering is giving me a hernia. just makeout already and get it over with.

No. 158196

File: 1439451299486.jpg (86.35 KB, 640x853, image.jpg)

>>158192
Idek what the fuck is happening man I defend someone for posting s/t casually once and suddenly I'm too nice and must be a newfag/samefag when I'm just here to mentally masturbate to Orstrenga drama and have been for some time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Moar chin-sama

No. 158197

File: 1439451358094.jpg (196.84 KB, 640x853, image.jpg)

We salute our barbie-sama overlord

No. 158200

>>158196
Yeah sure buddy. But why do you save tons of pics of her if you don't like her?

No. 158201

File: 1439451885359.jpg (42.55 KB, 454x250, image.jpg)

>>158200
What are you talking about? When did I said I hated her or s/t? Also I google image searched her in her sister and mass saved random pix to unload here since the thread's been pretty visually bleak. Hence why I want to get rid of them.

Look, I don't know why your panties are all twisted, but I'm willing to twirl tongues if you are. Let's help release that very weird and bitter tension you have keeping your ass so tight and awkward.

No. 158202

File: 1439451905477.jpg (40.01 KB, 600x450, stop.jpg)


No. 158203

File: 1439452017842.jpg (33.22 KB, 500x375, image.jpg)

Cutest vid period my lesbian pedo panties were totally wet but too bad it's just not realistic tsk tsk

No. 158204

>>158201
Stop being so retarded ffs. It just seems weird that you would invest so much time saving pics of someone you don't like.

No. 158205

>>158175
>It's just annoying how any girl who's interested in jfash is accused of copying Dakota.
Seriously.
Tbh, I only consider someone a Kota clone if they literally try to become a clone of her and/or they're desperately trying to get her fame. I couldn't care less if someone likes Kota's style, makeup, shooping style, etc, and takes inspiration from it.

>>158184
I don't have any issue with pigtails, I personally think they're cute, but I do agree with you. Taylor wouldn't look so ridiculous with them if she went for a more mature yet cutesy style, she does have the hair for it(which is something I cannot say for Kota).

No. 158206

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>>158204
You're weird. And trying too hard. But anyways.

No. 158207

>>158206
You act like a child… you do know you have to be over 16 to post here right? Stop clogging up the thread with your autism.

No. 158208

>>158205
Ok great, can we stop talking about this now? It was entertaining at first but now it's annoying

No. 158209

>>158204
It takes less than a second to save a picture to your iPhone, and just a few more to mass delete them. You tried tho.

It's always bizarre when people come and shit in the Kooter thread this hard but try to point at everyone else like didn't you just give yourself an anal fissure with that massive bowel movement?

No. 158210


No. 158211

>>158207
Pictures of Dakota in the Dakota thread = autism?

No. 158213

>>158202
>>158211
Let it go…you are annoying everyone. Just stop being so immature and if you really want to contribute just talk about her.

No. 158214

>>158141
What's funny is, if this girl tagged her pics #DakotaRose #ダコタローズ etc, apart nobody in Japan could tell the difference lol

No. 158215

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yo im pretty sure dakota would wear the skin of this 13 y/o nymphet tumblrina

http://lussekatter.tumblr.com/tagged/me

No. 158217

>>158215
> claims to be a 13 y/o
I hate tumblr

No. 158218

>>158213
It's getting a little bit harder for me to differentiate between derailing trolls and actual retards at this point, well in this thread at least. I don't understand the equation of Kota pics with autism more so than I do aggressively and continually shrieking samefag over a completely innacous issue but I digress. There's no way I'm sticking my finger in this pie.
>>158214
You're right, actually. Cuz gaijin are Arr The Same. If anything, Kota still having a career proves this.

No. 158219

>>158218
you are cancer

No. 158221

>>158219
Kaka is that you?
I'm done feeding the troll now.

No. 158223

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>>158218
SUMMERFAG GET OUT

No. 158224

>>158215
oh lawd the gif of her playing with the knife like it was a dick. Definitely not 13. Where is this girls patents? If she's not already 18 and moved out that is.

No. 158228

>>158215
She says she's eighteen in this ask. Doesn't make that whole baby act any less creepy though.
http://lussekatter.tumblr.com/post/117140422199/how-old-are-you#notes

No. 158230

>>158228
Role playing as a 13 year old willingly gives me the creeps. I can understand why Taylor R and Kota have started doing it because it fits the fucked up beauty standard in Grorious Nippon, but to just act like because you think it's cool…yikes.

No. 158239

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Oh lord.

No. 158244

>>158239
KOTA STAPH WHAT R U DOING
seriously though why does she always look like shes right on the verge of puking?

No. 158245

>>158239
How are her eyes not fucked up from wearing circle lenses every single day?

No. 158248

>>158245
how can people wear prescription lenses everyday?????? holy shit??????

No. 158251

Fuck, how did her shopping skills go from >>149113 to >>158239?
Look at her fucking right eye for fuck's sake! This is so awful. She just keeps getting worse.

No. 158252

>>158154
I'm white, (ex) blonde and I have blue eyes. I was also born the 19 of September. I like circle lenses, shojo and video games. Am I Kota yet? if I were efamous I bet you'd say I'm copying her. The only difference would be that I'm more interested in fashion than her (not kawaii uguu fashion) and that I'm 4cm taller than her. People may take some inspo but physical appearance is not unique at 100% + lots of people share the same interests. OT but tbh at first I was scared like tf this bitch and I share even bday.

No. 158254

>>158248
r u upset

No. 158258

>>158254

I think they meant that it's bad for your eyes? (At least that's what I thought/ heard)

No. 158259

>>158239
sid comes to real

No. 158270

>>158258
I thought they were mocking me for genuinely asking if they were bad, by saying prescription lenses aren't any better.. lol

No. 158299

>>158239

this is far from cute

No. 158300

>>158299

Hey isn't that the suite kaka posted? the white sofas and stuff? have kaka and kota moved in together or something?

No. 158317

>>158239
her face is melting

No. 158324

>>158239
she starting to like she has some sort of disorder tbh. Iike down syndrome or fetal alcohol syndrome.. why does she think this looks good? :/

No. 158331

>>158300
maybe they're together and kaka is lying about living with Taku and getting married, instead of that she's with Kota and Kota doesn't say she's with her sister bc of #Kiki

No. 158344

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>>158300
Nah, what you saw in Kaka's thread was someone saying Kota's apartment and furniture is cheap and another anon responded with this pic asking "how is this cheap?".

No. 158353

>>158344
is that really kota's apt?
I like the theme! wouldn't wanna spill anything though…

No. 158359

>>158221
>>158223

what the fuck is wrong with you?

ya'll are like 12? if you're adults kill yourselves

No. 158361

>>158239
it's not even her at this point.

she looks like my friend becca lmfao

No. 158387

>>158361
> she looks like my friend
no one cares
you're like this guy that tweeted at her saying "omg she looks like my ex!!!"
like really what is your point

>>158353
i think so… she also got a giant white couch and said she has no one to sit with lol
but i thought she lived in a complex with others

No. 158455

>>158239
loving the comments
> 修正しすぎて宇宙人みたい
you look like an alien with all that editing!
> 痩せたね
you lost weight!
>リアルw
real lol

No. 158457

>>158239
Well that's…..totally convincing.

No. 158459

>>158248
I get your point for sure but circle lenses are a lot worse for your eyes. Unless she gets them as prescription lenses (which I doubt) they probably aren't the safest. Aren't they technically illegal in the states because they aren't approved?

No. 158461

>>158141

She has been around waaaaaaaaaaaay longer than Dakota, I've followed her on Tumblr for years.

Not every pale, blonde girl with long hair is trying to be Dakota, and their styles are nothing alike.

No. 158465

>>158461
Are we really still on this topic?

Moving on, when Kota posted that apartment picture I just assumed it was a set she was working on. Didn't realize it was hers. It's nice, but I'd be worried about spilling the soy sauce from my one-a-day cucumber rice bowl on it lol.

No. 158469

>>158239
Dakota, how dare you. I believed in you. I cheered when you got out of your shitty home situation. Thru all these lolcow haters I STANNED for you. This is the worst edit I have ever seen, bar none. I expect more from you.

No. 158472

The other models for popteen have pages like the Dakota one I posted btw, if anyone wants them.

No. 158474

>>158359
> Y'ALLLLLLL

No. 158476

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>>158469
Ikr :^/

No. 158480

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This is kind of cute. I've seen a couple others I think, is collage corkboads a thing there? lel
It said there was a gift and letter from fans, I wonder if she ever actually responds.

No. 158506

>>158252
no one cares tho

No. 158509

>>158480

It's cute, I do agree. But Amo and Risa get so many more lmfao

No. 158510

>>158215
I see her blog recommended to me on my dash sometimes.
She usually looks okay, but jfc in that photo you posted her skin looks so gross and oily and bloated.
Just goes to show cameras shouldn't be trusted, I guess.

No. 159046

>>158459
And she's been wearing them daily for 3 plus years and counting, fucks sake.

No. 159047

>>158387
why the fuck are you so mad? you miss your nap or something? dumb bitch

No. 159052

>>159047
Does it hurt your feelings when no one cares?
Lol get over yourself.

>>158324
I also immediately thought she looked like she had downs. Her pics are so blurry it's like being blind.

No. 159055

>>158239
God, don't hate me guys, but where do you reckon she got that top? I fucking want that top.

No. 159062

>>158239
She looks like a cuter disordered version of Mira….

'No!' is right ffs..

No. 159086

>>159052
pretty inflated ego to think you "hurt my feelings". where's your mommy at?

No. 159091

>>159086
Seriously stop, you're embarrassing yourself. Nobody cares about your friend.

No. 159252

some shoops she post are like ehhh ok then.. but some are like, is she really not trolling??

No. 159502

>>158239
She legit looks sick like she belongs in a hospital

No. 159663

>>158239

I love how Dakota shops her bust bigger. It's always either super high or super low, lol. Not surprising, given how completely flat chested she is.

No. 159687

>>158469
this comment reminded me of when Tyra banks yelled at Tiffany

No. 159703

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>>158324
it actually looks like she has a mild case of Crouzon Syndrome.

No. 159809

>>157533
Late to the party but these fake measurements are hilarious because Koots too fat to do bikini modelling with the other pop teen models.

No. 159866

>>158459
This has been brought up and answered so many times in the past that idk why i bother. Brands like geo and acuvue are safe and they're no different from wearing prescription lenses, in fact some of those companies make normal prescription lenses. Wearing any type of contacs for too many hours every day will cause gradual corneal neovascularization, that's why it's recomended to take them off every 5 hours or so, depending on the lens. But other than that, as long as you clean them and change them properly, you can wear cl every day no problem.

No. 159893

>>158459

My prescription contact brand just came out with a line of lenses that subtly enchance limbal ring and color. I bought a box. I'd say the ring extends past my iris a bit. It is so natural looking that it is undetectable in close up photos.

I don't think circle lenses are illegal in the US if these exist? I'm not sure. That's basically what they are, though, from what I understand of circle lenses. This is the first time I've seen iris enlarging contacts easily accessible here, so maybe some regulations have changed.

Part of me loves these. The other part no so much, as they're so realistic that I'm certain someone out there is lying and claiming they are their real eyes. I wonder if it will become popular and spawn similar products with bolder looks.

No. 159896

>>159703
What does that syndrome do exactly? Make you an actor in the next Goonies film?

No. 159897

>>157533
I don't get why she can't just work out and eat better? It's not that hard, esp in Japan.

No. 159898

>>157540
I know, right?

>>157547
Yes, and it's still gross and creepy.

No. 159899

>>159866
I still wonder, though. Dakota is pretty fuckig lazy and she wears cheap, tacky shit and fake VW, I hope she's not so lazy to reuse contacts way past their expiration date. I just can't imagine her being on top of anything like that, she barely gives a fuck about how she looks half the time.

No. 159901

>>159897
Because perfect dolls don't have to, therefore she shouldn't have to either.

Nah she's just lazy and doesn't want to work for anything, typical Florida white trash.

No. 159904

>>159866
Japan has a looot of different prescription lenses in colors at the eye clinics. I'm not sure if they come in larger sizes but they do exist, although most are brown or hazel. I'm not defending kota. I don't believe she's wearing prescribed ones, but they do exist, and not just random prescription, but actual real contacts from doctors etc (again, at eye clinics). I was asked if I wanted mine in colors both times I went to get contacts after an eye exam, in two different clinics.

No. 159928

>>149266
How come of we did the same to maps it would be frowned upon? Japan for the Japanese but Europe for everyone, right?

No. 159951

>>157436

but yo landi IS ugly, kek

No. 159952

>>153719
Pt stop

No. 159957

>>155150
Its not particularly polish and doesn't mean blackberry though…

No. 160021

>>148816
>>159957
Ostrenga -> Ostręga in polish

distribution in Poland http://nazwiska-polskie.pl/Ostr%C4%99ga

so it is polish and it's not that uncommon

No. 160025

>>159951
She's a goddess compared to the Ostrenga sisters tbh

No. 160027

>>160025

I don't know. Even without shoop, I still like Kota. She's not what she wants us to believe but I still like her looks.

Kikis appearance is what bothers me. Like… everything.

No. 160035

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I wonder what diameter of circle lenses she wears.
14.5mm?

No. 160175

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>>160035
Anon, don't you know- she has natural eyes like that. She is a real living Barbie doll!

No. 160176

>>160175
( I really wouldn't care that she wears them cause almost all the models do but why lie? )

No. 160182

>>160176

cos she all o'naturelll

No. 160186

>>160175

This is a pic of a girl I went to school/college with and her eyes are naturally like that without contacts. I think that's the look kota is going for.

(sorry the pic isn't as clear but she has these amazing gorgeously bright blue eyes)

nicer than kota's anyway

No. 160187

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No. 160198

>>160186
>>160187
ok lol.
Kota isn't necessarily going for bright blue eyes, just large dolly ones.

No. 160201

>>160198

Which are still bright blue as fuck, her circle lenses are brighter than her actual eye colour. Just google scene dakota rose or old dakota rose, you'll see how dull her real eyes are. I get the dolly enlargement thing to live up to her persona… but c'mon.

It's scary looking and I don't know how people think it's cute.

No. 160264

>>160201
I think big, bright lenses can be cute, but Dakota tries to be all "natural" with big right lenses and it looks weird. Everything else about her is more subtle and casual, then those lenses throw it off. She should switch to slightly smaller, paler blue lenses with a less bold limbal ring.

No. 160300

>>160176
Does she really claim she's not wearing circle lenses? lol k

No. 160307

>>160300
Just how new are you?

No. 160313

>>160307
I've been around a long-assed time, but I didn't really follow anything to do with her or her sister until recently.

My main deities are PT and various idiots from the Lolita and Gyaru communities.

No. 160354

>>159893
What is the brand and the name of the contacts you got? I've been looking for some like that.

No. 160452

>>160300
She literally does. She did it on TV even.

No. 160509

>>160186
>>160187
no one cares about your friend or w/etf colour eyes she has.

No. 160550

>>160509
what demon crawled up your ass? do you really think all these "no one cares about __" replies are going to achieve something? what an uptight ass

No. 160551

the fact that the youtube account is called "dakota rose"

No. 160555

>>160550
No demon crawled up their ass. Posting about your friends eye color isn't relevant to this thread at all. Also, it's kind of sort of super shitty to put your friends photo up on this board when it's dedicated to criticism.

No. 160752

>>160555
fair enough

No. 160755

>>160555

I was making a point about eyes actually and I asked her, she said it was fine. Why do you think half her face was cropped? Stupid.

"No one cares" then don't look at it then? Seriously, this website and people doing the "no one cur" is getting overused and boring. Find a new insult and stick with that one instead.

No. 160756

>>160550

It doesn't achieve anything. It's just some anon who thinks even though they know nothing. That I've used my friend's picture without her permission (cos so help us god) even though I kindly asked her, even though she knows about kota and her lies, it was fine.

So I have no idea why it upsets and troubles noonecurr-chan so much? If they don't like it then, they don't have to look at it. It's just another excuse to cause unwanted drama in the shit pot and detrail the thread.

I was making a small point about eyes. The type of 'natural' look kota is trying to go for and eye colour.

noonecurr-chan needs to get over themselves and find a new 'noonecurr' excuse. It's getting old.

No. 160757

>>160452

Yeah she does, she was on some show not too long ego and the presenter was like "omg is that ur eye colour?!" and kota nodded "hai hai"

pfft he was being polite tho even though he knew it wasn't even her real eye colour

No. 160758

>>160757

thats how polite the japanese try to be, they'll go with your lies.

you could get a dildo and superglue it to your forehead, go on tv and they go "omg what?" all you need to say is "i was born with it" and they'd laugh, nodding "ahh i see! omg cool"

like they believe that shit just to be nice

No. 160772

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gomen for derailing but i just found this girl (THIS IS NOT A SELF POST)

doesnt she look like kota?

http://chameleonprincess.tumblr.com

No. 160776

>>160772

a little bit not much

No. 160777

>>160772
Not everyone with blonde hair and blue eyes is dakota and no i wont be clicking the link i do not care enough to feed the trolls

No. 160778

>>160175
That dead stare

No. 160781


No. 160784

>>158215

Naah she's a nice girl, I follow her. Really down to Earth when complimented, claims it's just angles and lightening. But yeah, Kota would kill to look like that, and so do I

No. 160785

…Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Macaulay Culken in OP?

No. 160893

>gomen for derailing
Don't do that.

And this is stupid. A blonde haired white girl does not a kotacopy make. Which are you from, PULL or 4chan?

No. 160896

>>160772
The make-up style, a little. Actual face, no.

No. 160899

>>160893

can we all just agree that most white girls, blonde hair, brows, fod and blue eyes look kotaish anyway

they all look the same regardless

No. 160900

>>160893

btw PULL has gone

No. 160909

>>160757
It was even better

>model dude from panel comes up on the stage

>actually looks at her up close
>camera zooms into her face, obvious lenses
>he thanks her and goes back to his seat

She's ridiculous.

No. 160922

>>160909
aaaah someone post it please!

No. 160923

>>160900
Slowpoke, they have an own domain now after freeforums did shit.
https://prettyuglylittleliar.net/

No. 160956

>>160909
Shirota only wanted to be polite, he knows she uses circle lenses lmao

No. 160966

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I can't remember ever seeing this pic.
Her face looks so.. uneven??

No. 160972

>>160772
>THIS IS NOT A SELF POST
>doesnt she look like kota?

No. Not at all. That philtrum though.

>>160966
Isn't that just a still from a video?
Her ace has always been noticeably uneven.

No. 160982

>>160966
>>160972
yes, something Candy Doll related

No. 160986

>>160966
This is a still from the hickey video with edited contrast.

No. 160991

>>160772
This girl could be really fucking cute if she had an upper lip. She should get fillers. That saggy philtrum is holding her back. Crazy how one feature can ruin a persons ability to be crazy hot.

Doesn't look like Kootz but similar eyebrows.

No. 161012

>>160991

Insecure nitpicking jellyfag detected.

She clearly has a good upper lip, she's just doing a shitty koreaboo gradient lip when those only look decent on nigra size lips

No. 161013

>>161012
>insecure nitpicking jellyfag

Nah thin lips are uggo and large philtrums aren't very cute. Did you not go through this persons photos? Or are you an angry Stan and I hurt your feelz?
I'm done derailing the thread but you have fun with that.

No. 161018

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>>161013

In what world are those considered thin lips?

Confirmed for insecure minority. Go back to cleaning houses, Consuela

No. 161023

>>161018
>is white
>nice try tho
You chose the one photo where her lips look vaguely full. The problem is her FAS philtrum, chill.
Jesus what has happened to lolcow lately

No. 161024

>>161018
>>161012
sumimasen, anon-sama… these jally hateraid bakas are just hating because they know they can never live up to our hime-dono~ =^_^=

>tfw your skin will never be as pure and lily white

>ur lips will never be so cute and dolly
>u will never beat silly japonais at their own game

keep hating, bakas!!! gomen nasai, NOT XD

No. 161025

>>161023

Please show us pics of your amazing lips then

No. 161026

>>161018
Alright time to stop talking about this chick, it's off topic, just make a thread about her. This thread is about kota, this girl has nothing to do with kota. She is mostly likely an attention whore self posting or someone with a vendetta.

No. 161028

>>161025
Man it sure is sunny up in here. Gotta love all this summer. I should put on some sunscreen.

No. 161029

>>161025
anon, why are you so threatened by someone pointing out this girl's case of chimp lip

No. 161031

>>161023

Aren't FAS philtrums supposed to be smooth and not have those divets?

No. 161033

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>mfw I'll never be a kawaii Barbie aidoru chan

No. 161035

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>>161031
Yes. I was like "wat" at that comment, too

No. 161036

>>161035
How about we quit derailing this thread before it gets as bad as a week or so ago.

No. 161050

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Speaking of looking like you've got a genetic disorder, dafuq is going on with kooter's mouth here?

No. 161053

>>161050
I wondered the exact same thing at the time I watched it. She's not very good with lipliner.

No. 161200

>>160755
>>160756
>>160550
someone's a bit butt-flustered

No. 161204

>>161050
It's the way she draws her top lip to make her mouth look more like an O shape than a normal mouth. It works in her pics because she can edit them, but IRL it looks awkward and like shit.

No. 161206

>>161050

I wonder if she would have done this back in 2011 when the doll thing first started? or like 2009 or 2008?

No. 161210

>>161018
>>160772
she's average af get that shit outta here.

No. 161910


No. 161915

>Jesus what has happened to lolcow lately
People keep mentioning lolcow on cgl so now the dumbfuckflock is migrating over here and shitting up a storm.

No. 161919

>>161204
literally. it looks like shit.

No. 161953

Hrmm I cant see her in this month's popteen…unless im just not looking hard enough.

No. 161956

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No. 161957

look at the back of her head

No. 161958

>>161956
look at the hairline and imagine her without bangs

No. 161960

>>161956
Why the fuck would someone style her hair (back of the head) like that? And why would a magazine use that picture?

No. 161961

>>161953
Yeah, she totes looks like that doll in the corner!

No. 161994

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why doesnt she get a v-face plastic surgery?

No. 162001

>>161956

I don't even find it or her cute to be honest, I just don't.

No. 162015

>>161960

I am pretty sure she styled it herself and that is why it looks like crooked shit from behind, but then again even if she did it on her own, it is not really that hard to part hair evenly. I have no logical explanation to that desert marathon track on her head.

No. 162021

>>162001
I am with you on this one. I actually find alot of asian women with square jaw looking quite hot and exotic. I hate that almost every korean woman wants V shaped face, when it makes some look like a potato.

I hope Kota never goes to that extreme and shave her jaw off

No. 162027

>>161994
Because she won't be the natural gaijin doll we know and love!!

On a serious not, she probably could, But I can't imagine how she'd look after. Plus she'll probably have to stay out of public eyes for a few days(something her sister could teach her to do)

No. 162032

>>161994

I dunno, it's quite an invasive surgery and really painful and lengthy to recover from, I've heard. That might be what's putting her off. It isn't as easy as a nose job or fillers, I guess. I'm sure theres some awesome doctors for it in Korea, though.

No. 162041

>>162027
well tbh i dont think people in japan cares.
i mean tsubasa masuwaka got a lot of PS but shes still famous.
plus, people know the "IM NATURALLY DOLLY" bs is a lie.
it reminds me of when she claimed she didnt wear circle lenses

No. 162046

>>161994

I am pretty sure she doesn't need to go that far. All she has to do is get in shape, lose some baby fat, maybe start doing some face massages and learn how to contour her face to appear that shape, if that is even possible

No. 162056

>>162046

Who cares? If she decides to get surgery then let her, if she messes herself up then let her. Fuck it.

No. 162057

>>162041

I know but tsuplastic-chan is fucking hideous and not cute at all.

No. 162059

>>162021

Kota is average cute but not hella cute, she's just normal white girl basic in my eyes. Looks like every girl I see on the street cept' she was first in line to get the barbie title.

I know every Korean has the same fucking look, I watched Get it beauty and oh my word, everyone looked the same. There was no originality or anything. They all looked like clones.

No. 162088

>>161994
No money.

No. 162105

>>162057
I agree.
tsubasa's lips fucing scare me

No. 162106

>>162105
*fucking

No. 162110

>>162057
Tsubasa looks good despite the surgery.

No. 162122

File: 1439840522969.jpeg (31.05 KB, 480x418, dLTKxFSYs8kfCw6_4Lg6D_59.jpeg)

>>162110

u sure?

No. 162133

>>162122
Oh my fuck, this is horrifying.
Source for this?
She's like the Joan Rivers of Japan. She'll be Jocelyn Wildenstein tier before we know it.

No. 162151

File: 1439841692046.jpg (88.61 KB, 480x640, dolly12.jpg)

>>162133
at least joan rivers was very funny.
I think her face is pretty but her lips are so fucking ugly

No. 162155

>>162133
found it on girlschannel.net, this photo and many similar ones of her are posted there a lot

it's from tv show Shabekuri 007 (Shaべくり007) but I donn't know which episode

No. 162169

>>162110

You must have lost all four other senses aside from your sight anon.

She's an ugly fuck

No. 162172

File: 1439842782394.png (160.46 KB, 500x281, 1437170954753.png)

>>162122

anyone ever remember that bratz movie with the tweevils?

No. 162173

>>162172

plasticy ass looking lips

No. 162196

>>162169
All my senses are fine anon, I just find her pretty, it's not a crime to like her despite all the surgery she had.

No. 162211

>>162196
she was pretty. for a while. then she overdid it/her face collapsed and now she's just like every other lolcow - passable only on heavily ps-ed pics.

No. 162314

File: 1439850522168.jpg (122.23 KB, 569x654, 1427771123portfolio_top_1184_c…)

I don't know if this has been mentioned before, but this is her "polaroid" on Bravo's website now. TOP KEK. It totally defeats the purpose! Polaroids are supposed to be for brands and companies to see what the model looks like completely stripped down, unedited, with natural to no makeup.

All the other girls, of course, fit this criteria with their polaroids. Not Dakota tho, she's too uguuuuuu for that.

No. 162319

>>162314

It's cute but meh

No. 162326

File: 1439851127985.jpg (120.36 KB, 650x841, karlie-kloss-first-polaroid.jp…)

Here's some "real" polaroid shots, to show the difference.

No. 162348

File: 1439852405412.png (103.16 KB, 400x277, Untitled-1.png)

>>162314
o shit, they forgot to hide her real lip line

No. 162351

>>162326
polaroid is supposed to show model in her natural state and since kota is a doll she looks like >>162314 24/7… at least my dolls do, though sometimes they get dusty

No. 162360

>>162314

>lenses

>heavy makeup
>shopped to hell and back
>hair covering her face
>tilted head
>cropped pic

If this is supposed to be her Polaroid for Bravo, I see why she doesn't get any worn outside of Popteen and whatever crap TV shows Bravo is affiliated with. Nobody looking for legit models would hire her off of something so heavily and carefully edited.

You would think that since it was always kooter's "dream" to become a model she would at least take the chance she got seriously. Unless she thinks/thought "model" is synonymous with "paid to be pretty without doing any real work".

No. 162361

>>162360
>any worn

*any work

No. 162383

>>162046
It's not possible to contour a witch chin away. That's her main issue.
I'm still not sure if her nasolabial folds are just from her buccal fat and face fat putting pressure on her smile lines or actual deep grooves and I will never know unless she whips her ass into shape

No. 162403

>>162383
I've never seen nasolabial folds like that on anyone, they're all the way up to her nasal bridge, how does that even happen? Usually they're just around the mouth and nostrils.

No. 162406

File: 1439855135916.jpeg (51.79 KB, 960x1279, JPjAGMAMfc2SE5c_Na31b_93.jpeg)

>>162403
it's a popteen thing

No. 162411

>>162406
Those girls all look normal though, theirs don't go to the top of their noses like Dakota's do.

No. 162412

File: 1439855410430.jpg (Spoiler Image,77.34 KB, 600x600, image.jpg)

>>162057
Theres worse

(Spoiler because its an AV star)

No. 162436

>>162412
holyshit. Her nose looks like it is made of marble.

No. 162457

>>162326
And karlie kloss is over 6' tall so I guess it's business as usual just to lie your face off on these things.

No. 162459

File: 1439856805925.jpeg (31.45 KB, 292x438, 011c8fd1ecd1c105eac39256250c8d…)

>>162411
yes they do, just watch some hq videos with her, she's only 17 and has the same condition as kota - heavy cheeks and deep nosolabial folds, you can see it on the picture even though it's bright as fuck

they also go to the top of the nose, it's just her nostril has different shape from kota's, kota's nostrils are "higher" so her wrinles look more dramatic I guess

No. 162468

>>162412
That's the same girl?? Holy shit

No. 162471

>>161994
She could get v-face Botox. I really want to see Kotex get Botox for her nasolabial folds and huge ass jaw mainly because I have the same problems and I'd like to see how she'd look. But she will probably just continue shooping her face and stuffing her chubster face instead of actually doing anything to help her modeling career.

No. 162487

>>162468
Yea i think ive posted in other threads but cant help it. Shes a great example of surgery gone so wrong. She looks like she has progeria

No. 162490

>>162471
but kota doesn't have a huge jaw, she just stored a lot of fat in her cheeks and on her jawline, and as she gets older it starts to sag, if she lost weight she'd have a nice narrow face… but that could make her witch-chin be more visible

No. 162539

File: 1439863392489.jpg (95.49 KB, 580x400, Rumi-Kanda-13.jpg)

>>162412
wow, sad

No. 162600

>>162412
>>162539
She was seriously adorable before, maybe a tiny bit of a receded chin. Fucking why

No. 162623

>>162539
Turned into Lizzie Velasquez

No. 162651

>>162539
Fucking ew. That's like some BDD shit right there.

No. 162660

>>162651
More like Dobby the House Elf

No. 162697

>>161956
How did she part the back of her head so badly??

No. 162699

>>161994
Major plastic surgery like that when you don't need it is really gross. That shit is going to look bad in 10 years anyway since it doesnt age right with people.

No. 162703

>>162697
maybe it was supposed to be cute? like a toddler's hair

No. 162704

>>162412
>>162412
>>162412
surgery To look white ?

No. 162708

>>162122
She's only 29. Why the fuck would she do such bad plastic surgery? I feel sad surgery is spreading over to Japan from Korean. Koreans are ugly as sin and will soon all look the same because they all get the same bad ps.

No. 162711

>>162326
Why was I born with such shit genetics? This woman is gorgeous

No. 162713

>>162539
She looks like a starved mexican granny

No. 162714

>>162703
That just makes it creepy. Not cute

No. 162718

>>162714
failed attempts at cuteness always end up looking creepy

No. 162733

>>162711
Wanna know a secret? Be skinny, tall, and have clear skin. Bam, model mode.

No. 162740

>>162733
also, have good/interesting European genetics.

No. 162743

>>162733
you don't even need to be tall or skinny (it's a matter of taste), but nice even skin is what make you attractive

No. 162748

>>162740
>>162733
This is the most idiotic shit ever. What is with the influx of literal retards.

Hurrr the secret is to be tall, skinny, nice skin and have nice/interesting European features. Oh gee thx because almost all of these aren't genetics and no shit. what's your fucking point of replying to that person.

>>162743
Spotted the tumblrina

No. 162882

>>162748
they mean general attractiveness asshat. i didn't know not being tall or skinny to be attractive is a fucking tumblr thing. more like a common sense thing since attractiveness is personal taste

these newfag tryhards are so damn idiotic. leave the site.

No. 162885

>>162733
>>162740
in the actual fashion industry? yes. that's pretty much across the board. even in asian countries the signed high end models are mostly this. you have to be oblivious and stupid to not notice that

No. 162886

there is a serious lack of kota candids

No. 162896

>>162886
exactly.
and what about that lolita event where kota was supposed be a guest? there should be some candids/fan photos.

No. 162906

>>161033
I always thought whoever took these photos was soooo shady. She looks very pig-like.

No. 162913

>>161994
unrelated but
i really think the face shape on the left looks better
the one on the right just looks….so boring and plain, like an egg

No. 162987

>>157409
she was like, 12 here though, right? i changed so much from 12-18, i look like a different person.

No. 163002

>>162122
Devil advocate here but Imo it's an unfortunate pic and everybody could look goddamn ugly in the middle of an ugly laugh. My friend took a candid with Tsubasa with a terrible light and she looks just as pretty. Maybe you guys need to see for yourself, though I agree her shooped magazine pics are sometimes strange as fuck.

No. 163009

>>162699

>That shit is going to look bad in 10 years anyway since it doesnt age right with people.


Got any proof of this? Just out of curiosity.

No. 163010

>>162886
I know right…. If she really were such a big star, wouldnt more people be posting candids… Its not like she has bodyguards or anything, maybe just an agent to walk around with her. I wonder if she has stalkers? (Disclaimer for any ostrengas in the audience: i am not advocating stalking dakota)
I just know other popular j-youtubers like sharla had this problem.

No. 163016

File: 1439901143294.jpg (6.38 KB, 300x168, surenigga.jpg)

>>160772
>THIS IS NOT A SELF POST

No. 163023

>>162886
probably because she doesn't leave her apartment unless she has to

>>163010
i don't think anyone in japan is that nutty for her…tbh all of the guys who show an obsession with her seem to be old men from spanish-speaking countries

plus i feel like kaka would be likely to mention it in her tirades about her own supposed stalkers but i may be wrong

No. 163034

>>161994
This has to be an edit. Why would she make her lips smaller? Nose and face shape gave her character, right pic is likr a soulless robot.

No. 163037

>>163023

They aren't really bothered about her, she's just another face on a package or magazine to chuck in the bin at the end of the day.

No. 163047

>>163034
>Why would she make her lips smaller?
Because that's what's considered beautiful in Korea. In Asia generally, really.
V-shaped face, small petite nose and lips and large but almond shaped eyes.
It's sad. She looked fine before, like a normal person. Now she looks like another PS'd Korean clone.

No. 163054

>>162539
Looks like she lost a fuckton of weight too, which doesn't help. Poor girl, really.

No. 163102

>>162896
Did she ever do that BTSSB shoot? That was right around the time of the karaoke show fiasco IIRC.

No. 163133

>>163102

I don't remember a shoot, but I remember that the fashion show her and Yuka are in is sometime next month. On that note, I wonder how Yuka and Dakota will get along. Think we'll be seeing selfies with them together? I'd personally love that, they're both my favorite cows.

No. 163136

File: 1439918266378.png (1.3 MB, 1281x1516, kga.png)

what's that girl award about?

No. 163137

>>163034
she looks like every other korean person because they all look the same because they all get surgery

No. 163138

>>157418
the spoopy days

>>157437
they have never had any fashion sense whatsoever. i think its in an attempt to be different but they always fail horribly

No. 163140

>>163136

I'm guessing it's just a fashion show, like Tokyo Girl's Collection.

No. 163146

>>163136

I wonder when they'll eventually drop kota? sounds mean im curious

No. 163458

>>163146
I think she'l slowly fade away without anyone noticing

No. 163492

File: 1439946577385.jpg (67.39 KB, 600x952, image.jpg)

What does this shit say

No. 163531

>>163492
I'll take an elementary crack at it:

-> (good girl!)
-> broadcast code is stuck
<- (Stop it) I came
-> (raucous laughter)
-> mina (as in 皆) ganbare (written in kanji for whatever reason)

My Japanese is super shit, but even then writing 'ganbare' in kanji but not 'mina' is weird even to me. No idea what broadcast code she's talking about though.

No. 163572

>>163492
Her Japanese is so wonky I thought it was Kiki's.

No. 163597

>>163531
The Japanese isn't weird, but the only message from her is on the right. Though I think it should be いけるっす

>You didn't get the broadcast code huh (not 100% sure)

Koots "I can go"
>laughter/ganbare

She's apparently appearing on another tv show, hirunandesu but I don't know what the hell a broadcast code is.

No. 163627

>>163597
引っかからないで seems pretty specific for meaning "stuck" though.

No. 163634

>>163627
Oh then it seems like "don't get caught/stuck in the broadcast code"
Hmm.

Either way nothing too exciting

No. 163635

>>161956
And this is why I find Japan's modeling industry to be a fucking joke. I'll take paths US, Canada and Western Europe over their garbage any day.

No. 163637

>>163635
Take the*

Idk how autocorrect got that drunk.

No. 163688

>>162314
so cute

No. 163690

>>163034
Her nose and face before were big and she looked like a guy lol

No. 163691

>>163635
Meh.
I find western model industry to be cringe-worthy.
I think Japan's model industry is amazing.lol

No. 163710

File: 1439957728245.jpg (94.08 KB, 338x338, e.jpg)


No. 163727

>>163691
I mean, it's cute and all, but…

No. 164006

>>163635

When you think about it, it's not really modelling. It's just how Japan does things. Remember kota and half those Japanese models would never appear in Vogue. Let's be honest, they do not have anything on half of the models in the industry here in the west. Kota knows this, that's why she's staying in Japan until they're bored of her.

No. 164007

>>163691

I think both are cringeworthy. If you're into cute and kawaii then you'll obviously find it amazing, in terms of models I don't think they're good models. But I suppose they just cater to the 'cute clothes'.

But I just don't find Japanese modelling serious at all. It's more or less a joke than it is serious.

No. 164008

File: 1439986129717.png (310.22 KB, 452x452, Screen Shot 2015-08-19 at 13.0…)

That line of scalp nooo

No. 164015

>>148816
ugh, she looks like she's 5 here.

No. 164018

>>164008
did someone photoshop her chin there??????????Why is it so uh forward

No. 164026

>>164008
Ok, I was always one to defend her chin saying it's not as big as people make it out to be, but holy fuck, it's protruding so much here. That gullet doesn't help either.

No. 164034

>>164026
same, i never understood why people thought it was ''big'' but damn its so weird in this picture

No. 164038

>>164018
>>164026
>>164034
I remember specifically that Japan was shockes by her chin, I think it was the first TV broadcast from this year. Reactions were posted on Girls Channel

No. 164050

>>163597
>>163627
放送コード apparently equals 放送禁止用語 or word you are not allowed to say on air… (checked yahoo answers for 放送コードとは)

No. 164156

>>164008

it protrudes as much as her nose lol how unfortunate

magibon's teeth & kota's chin haha what's next

No. 164236

>>164008
Now that's what you call a hook jaw

No. 164434

>>164156

Can I ask… why is she still appearing on tv though? I don't understand the purpose.

No. 164445

>>164434
For the same reason why other people appear on TV, you get a nice amount of money for making an idiot out of yourself.

No. 164452

>>164434

because to Japan, she's the human equivalent of a white tiger exhibit at a zoo. UWAAA SO PALE WHITE AND EXOTIC NEEEE!!

But like the white tiger fad, this too shall pass.

No. 164467

>>164156
I always though magibon was cute despite her teeth situation. She had kind of an ugly moe thing going on.

No. 164484

>>164467
That's actually called busu-kawaii in Japan.

No. 164485

File: 1440027919016.jpg (155.76 KB, 700x962, busu-kawaii-ginza-700x962.jpg)

>>164484
Pic related.

No. 164543

>>164452

I hope so, her appearances are pointless.

No. 164544

>>164467

I actually thought magi was asian tbh

No. 164555

>>164544
How? Just because she had brown hair and eyes?

No. 164563

>>164555

no no like her face? idk she looked hafu at the most i thought her eyes and the angles

more fuckin asian looking than kota ill say that

No. 164564

also i remember some salty black knightnight saying were all jelly cos kota can pass for asian with her bangs and we cant

ugh

why

No. 164607

>>164467
Same, Magi is way cuter than Kota tbh, her teeth are unfortunate but I think they give her character and I like that despite everyone giving her shit for them and having the possibility of getting them fixed, she never did. Plus she seems a lot sweeter and more genuine.
She's like 10 years older than Kooter and still looks more youthful, kek.

No. 164619

>>164607

Agreed


I thought she looked very cute when the angles were downwards, espesh the one with pig tails. I just think she is naturally cute despite the fucked up teeth.

She does seem more normal and genuine.

No. 164623

File: 1440034464621.jpg (27.86 KB, 640x480, 15879-620x-szskiri.jpg)

>>164619

and a far better body too

No. 164631

File: 1440034552430.jpg (49.27 KB, 413x545, 15879-620x-szskiri.jpg)

>>164623

defo cuter

No. 164695

>>164623
Too bad she's got a chin bigger than PT's.

No. 164697

File: 1440036720859.jpg (524.24 KB, 1027x1600, Magibon_PlayBoy_Photo_Shoot_(1…)

>>164623
Yes, by far. I wonder how tall she is.

No. 164731

>>164563
I was pretty young when she was popular on yt and I thought she was asian just because of the moon runes in the title of her vids L

No. 164776

>>162733
the funny part is most models actually have really awful skin and just have good makeup

No. 164780

>>164697
I hope that's just a silly face she's doing and not her natural smile because it's derpy as fuck

No. 164796

>>164623
She kind of reminds me of a white aminyan

No. 164911

>>164467
I thought Magibon was semi ugly even w/o f'd up teeth. Anyone else agree? Monkey-like face, big chin

No. 164966

>>164780
probably cause her teeth are so huge.
now that you know her teeth are fucked up you can't unsee it in all the photos she's smiling with her mouth closed

No. 165110

Wow. I forgot about Magibon. First weeb before I even knew what was.

No. 165130

>>164697

Well, according to that pic you posted yourself, she's 154cm. I don't know how much that is in inches/feet, and too lazy to google.

Also, I'm pretty sure she IS asian. Half asian, that is. I remember her saying something about being half, but not half-japanese. Can't quite put my finger on it right now, tho.

No. 165132

>>165130

Go make a Magibon thread in /b/.

No. 165232

>>165130
She's white.

No. 165246

File: 1440061689616.jpg (31.08 KB, 599x329, CMw1sKAU8AAbaOI.jpg)


No. 165255

>>165246
She looks cute here. Thinner too maybe?
Her arms and face usually look chubbier than this.

No. 165264

>>165246
hnnnnggggg…..
I actually think she looks cute here.
I like her hair a lot.

No. 165395

>>165246
her hair actually looks okay from that angle. which is a surprise cause she's facing down. wonder what it looks like from the back though lol. i wonder if she's still wearing extensions just to make her hair look fuller? or if she just has all of her hair pulled over her shoulders to the front.

No. 165398

>>165246

http://youtu.be/rJp52rm_vGY

Found a short video of this segment, if anyone's curious. I love her new makeup/hair thing, I think it really suits her. That outfit… Not so much.

No. 165401

>>165398
She really packing on the pounds

No. 165402

>>165398
Aw I think she looks cute in this.
Her new hairstyle makes her look a bit more older/mature.
She seems to fit in quite naturally on these TV shows now.
Here's hoping she stops with the toddler shooping.

No. 165403

File: 1440084387509.png (357.43 KB, 315x531, 1.png)

>>165401
Packing on the pounds? Where?
Sorry but I'm not seeing any weight gain.
She doesn't even look like her 'somewhat chubby' self.

No. 165408

>>165403
she looks the same to me. the skirt is just hiding her thighs. her torso is still wide.

No. 165410

>>165395
It definitely looks like she's wearing some extensions that gives her a slight ombre effect

I like it a lot tbh

No. 165425

>>165403

She doesn't look like she packed on a few pounds, but she doesn't look slimmer either. To me she looks the same as before.

The outfit is horrendous imo. Why would anybody style her that way.

No. 165480

>>165403
>>165246

She looks cute because of the angle she has her head downwards, bangs in her face. Instantly makes her look cuter.

She looks just the same. Hardly any different, either you love her or hate her.

I just think she's a pointless white token cameo still sponging off the barbie thing when she hardly looks dolly nor barbie. It's boring, c'mon Japan, we want fresh blood.

No. 165481

>>165403
Wtf is this dress ? It's ugly as hell

No. 165513

>>165246

Aawwh! I want to pat that dolly bald spot

No. 165536

>>165425
Her outfits are always awful. How can someone be so lacking in taste?

No. 165561

>>165536


But..but…anything she touches/wears becomes instantly kawaii gaijin elfu dolly desu desu

No. 165577

File: 1440096165245.jpg (111.01 KB, 798x1001, aurora_practice_by_emma_loves_…)

>>165481
I somehow like it because I was reminded of this dress

Compared to what she wears other times it is okay imo

No. 165579

>>165398
surprise surprise they bring up 'real barbie'

No. 165583

>>165403
I kinda like her dress in this. She looks cute.

No. 165584

>>165398
She looks surprisingly cute. This makeup looks less stupid, I hope she keeps it.

No. 165618

>>165579
I never understood the Barbie comparison. Does Japan just use the word 'Barbie' to mean a doll in general? Because Dakota doesn't style herself like a Barbie at all, nor has she ever … A porcelain china doll, maybe, but not a Barbie.

When I think of humanised Barbie dolls, I tend to think of people like Paris Hilton back in the early 2000s, or even Trisha Paytas.

No. 165622

File: 1440100927126.jpg (57.29 KB, 500x375, image.jpg)

>>165618
Kota in doll form

No. 165624

File: 1440101010499.jpg (91.1 KB, 410x615, image.jpg)


No. 165701

>>165618

she isn't dolly at all

No. 165720

File: 1440110274987.jpg (37.49 KB, 620x372, annabelle.jpg)


No. 165722

>>165398
Her chin look lika damn can opener. That being said! I think she looks cute here.

No. 165724

>>165720

She isn't, I just find her pretty but average in kawaii ass clothes. If you're a cute girl, nice body and like kawaii you can easily pull it off.

But then in a next screenshot in about a week y'all will be calling kota ugly.

cant win

No. 165897

so is there any real reason why dakota literally keeps everything private and the past few years have given her fans absolutely nothing about herself aside from tons of selfies? like 0 interaction or info and if she did it was like in 2011 and she removed it all.

you'd think somebody that narcissistic and vain would love to talk about themselves.

you think its to starve the trolls or to avoid kiki-related things.

or does she think the "mysterious" thing makes her interesting

No. 165959

File: 1440130111623.gif (2.63 MB, 534x425, dakota (3).gif)

>>165897
I'm betting she is highly advised (perhaps contractually obligated) by her modeling agency not to put certain things about herself out there.

I think it's a shame she gave up on Youtube. She does not care about her fans at all and for someone in a job like hers, you'd think you would learn to interact with your fans.

No. 166063

File: 1440144572475.jpg (13.03 KB, 236x236, a93c0f20ab7725c62f0a41ae154a96…)

>>165246
like from the middle down, her hair looks great, but above that towards the scalp, it is so limp and flat. She needs to start trying some volumizer at the root to give the illusion of more volume. It would also make her scalp look less noticeable when she parts her hair. Also, non-pin straight bangs/fringe. When it is super straight, it looks too high maintenance and not cute.

kota, I know you read this shit and I know you are addicted to you straightener, but dude, just give the volumizer a try.

picture highly related. This is honestly the best I have seen your hair styled for a shoot.

No. 166065

>>165959
I'm pretty sure she gave up on YT because of the TV appearances. It keeps people from being able to draw comparisons between her television segments and recent videos. At least with old videos, she can hide behind half assed excuses like "weight gain" etc

No. 166068

>>166063
Her hair was weighed down with product. It made her bangs look greasy.

No. 166070

>>166063
Her hair would look so cute in a beachy-waves style versus the boring pin-straight she keeps doing.

No. 166071

>>165577
I like the dress too tbh

No. 166230

File: 1440173341675.png (142.5 KB, 206x457, Blazer.png)

Does anyone knows where does this blazer comes from ? I really love it !

No. 166243

>>166063
isn't her hair naturally straight?
also kota and kaka would never take advice here. they refuse to so would rather continue looking like shit lol

No. 166261

>>166065
yea but i think keeping up with YT would be good…. she has a huge fan base of NON-japanese people…. people who would not necessarily have tapped into the stuff she is doing in japan.

No. 166263

>>165897
she isnt narcissistic or vain though.
like, in terms of her attitude. she is just a bit cocky with what she says and thinks she can get away with.
but shes never like OMG ME ME ME, fighting down the popteen models to be in front (of course not. why would she want the spotlight when shes standing next to all those skinny cute girls)
kiki (and cathy) are the vain narcissistic ones

No. 166266

>>165720
OT but omfg nightmare fuel thanks anon

No. 166390

>>166261
Perhaps it would've been the best for her if she just remained on youtube in the first place instead of going to Japan for modeling career when she looks nothing like what she shoops herself. I mean, back in the days when she got the internet fame because of her real life barbie image, her videos had millions of hits on youtube, if she just continued making videos as beauty-guru and fashion vlogger she would garner more followers and by now maybe she would've been on par with carli bybel/promise phan and similar. I don't think that her career in Japan is that successful, she models for mediocre teenage magazine, does advertisement here and there, and now she's having minor appearances in small TV shows in which she always has the same role and only outcome for her future is that she'll either fade in obscurity or become TV personality by some miracle (but since she seems to be born under the lucky star I won't be suprised if latter happens). It is kinda too late for her to return to youtube career now, sure she has 400k subscribers, but it has already been revealed that she shoops and looks completely different in rl, and since her youtube fame days she changed her shooping style so many times, so I presume that people won't find her as interesting now that everything about her had been revealed. If she continued with her youtube persona when she risen to fame, maybe people would have reacted differently to her past and she would still have followers and views e.g. Onision is major lolcow with a lot of drama surrounding him yet he still has 1m subscribers on 2 or 3 of his channels and most of his videos get over 100k views, even Venus with her shitty makeup skills, crazy mum and annoying weebness has 800k subs and probably earns some money from yt. I really don't know why would dakota chose Japan over Youtube, maybe she didn't think it all through carefully, maybe she was desperate to get away from her family, maybe she thought that she would get away with modelling while looking completely different from her photos, idk…

No. 166483

>>166263
If you look through her old tumblr you'd know she is just as vain as her sister. She did the same shit complimenting herself left and right and saying how modeling agents gasped at how tall she was and how much she looked like her pics.

The only reason she doesn't act like this irl is because she knows her real face/body don't look good. Which is why it was pretty stupid of her to become a model in the first place. If she is so self conscious why didn't she just stay online where she could live out her delusional fantasy?

No. 166485

>>165897
I think it's because she has literally no personality. Not even hating but really she has the charisma of cardboard. She probably doesn't know what to talk about. Her blog is basically, "I'm tired I ate some rice yum goodbye." I guess that's what happens when your family drills it into your head that your looks are the only thing that matters. When you spend all that time editing photos there's no time to develop social skills.

No. 166501

>>166390

She probably thought Japan would make her 'bigger' but it's only made her known slightly there and done not much for her.

No. 166523

she should make new videos without editing, or at least less edited, she's not ugly jfc and she should make vlogs too, about japan, it'd be interesting and would bring views and followers to her channel

No. 166530

>>166523

That's the thing though anon, she will NOT do it. There will never be any vlogs or anything, the ostrenga sisters are paranoid. They don't share anything with us.

That's why kota will always remain "mysterious barbie" and never bond with her fans.

Funny how other jmodels do though, isn't it? Risa uploads shit all the time and Amo.

Kota only blogs boring basic crap nobody cares about and uguu followers comment because they're school girls who lick her ass and want to be LIKE her.

Youtube is over for kota, she knows it. She could have stuck at it but Japan was a new life for her. She took it and is now fading away as a token white model who dresses like a 5 year old for teenage girl magazines despite her being 22 next month.

The doll thing is over, it's a bore and nobody really cares anymore.

No. 166532

>>166530

Alas same for Venus, boring and no one cares about her. Kaka has faded and is still fading.

No. 166539

>>166485

She does that because she has nothing to really blog about. Kota could make it interesting, use the opportunity she's been given and done vlogs like normal people would. Paranoid, scarred from her scene days as a nutcase's little sister and prefers to keep her life private.

The only depth we've ever been given now is what her apartment looks like on that interview thing, even then you could tell she looked pissed off as if to say "boring hurry up and go." Which I can kinda understand though, I'd get fed up with crew around my place too.

I don't even understand why we still talk about kota. She is far from interesting, the less attention we give her and kaka the better tbh.

No. 166541

>>166230

Probably taobao

No. 166542

>>166261

That's because she's a foreigner living in Japan for work. Japanese are only interested n their own, they're asian-centric. Even hafu's are treated like outsiders.

No. 166545

>>166263

Not now she isn't after the exposure plus busy doing other things in her day to day life.

But I agree, back on tumblr she was very vain. The 'pictures' which got her big, you can TELL she enjoyed getting the attention she did back then.

Often I wonder what would have happened if someone figured who she was sooner, exposed her on tumblr and the net before she went viral.

No. 166551

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>>166483

>>166483
People change a lot, even in a few years, especially when it involves moving to a new country and adopting an entirely new way of life with new people and constantly challenging yourself with learning a new language. I think she's a better person than she used to be; otherwise by now we would have seen bigger drama.
>>166485
I think this is more accurate, actually. I too didn't have any social skills when I used to spend all day inside on my computer, despite looking cute. I was a judgmental, boring bitch with few friends with nothing interesting to say, but just like Kota I pushed away the negativity as I experienced new things and became less of a bad person, outgoing even and way more kind and empathetic. I can tell she grew those sides of herself considerably, and without therapy, that's pretty cool.

Example of boring bitch: Maki Horikita's character in her episode of Tsubasa no Oreta Tenshitachi. She's a crazy, depressed, boring camgirl who never leaves her apaato.

No. 166552

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Honestly I'm still kind of salty that she so adamantly insisted that she never wore circle lenses.

What is even the point of lying about that?

No. 166556

>>166552

cos shes a "living doll" ffs anon

HOW many times do we have to say this

No. 166557

>>166551

We've hardly seen any of her real personality anon. It's all been covered up enough for us to even witness.

No. 166599

>>166485
I actually think it's just her overcompensating. I'm pretty sure she's crippled with embarrassment from her scene days lol. She's practicing grand amounts of self restraint. Being private doesn't mean you lack personality, I'm pretty sure it's just her way of saying "get the fuck out of my face." Except with a long silence and "but also click my YouTube ads." Clearly, she's just in it to support herself. Probably trying to keep as far from the monstrengas as possible.

No. 166624

>>166551
We have no way of knowing if she changed because she hardly reveals anything about her personality. But she still lies about fucking everything. I just don't think that someone who has no problem constantly lying to everyone is a good person.

She can't create any drama because it would put her career in jeopardy. Dakota definitely wants to keep this job no matter what seeing as it is most likely the best it's ever gonna get for her. Look at all the drama caused by the stupid karaoke slip up.

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No. 166782

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No. 166784

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No. 166785

Christ, she's acting so weird and scripted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJp52rm_vGY

It's like she knows what they will say/ask her and she's just waiting for them to finish. Anyone agree with me?

You can see what I mean around the 2minute mark, she starts replying before the guy even gets to finish.

UGH SHE SEEMS SO FAKE. I hate her TV "personality". She tries so hard to act all interested in what they're saying. alskdjasd

No. 166786

>>166785
ALL these shows are scripted. Don't be a bitch nigga.

No. 166794

>>166781

She should get larger size pants, these are biting into her stomach and the zipper is hanging on for dear life.

No. 166801

>>166551
>People change a lot
more often than not, not really. people don't really change unless they want to. and even then you'd have to actually admit that there were things about yourself you didn't like.

No. 166803

>>166786
And even then, it's bad editing on their part to make it look less than seamless

No. 166816

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>>166785
Girl definitely needs to keep covering her mouth when she laughs. Dat chin.

No. 166827

>>166781
Wow she really puts those recessive chins to shame.

No. 166840

>>166816
She has a nice smile imo, too bad about her chin. But without surgery, she can't really change much can she?
Unless she makes sure she stays at her best angles, but that's tiring.

No. 166859

>>166840
I thought so too. Her teeth look a lot whiter than usual. I wonder if she got them done or it's just flattering lighting in the video.
Big improvement, if she did though.
And for her chin, I think she would benefit from some hardcore contouring if she doesn't already.

>>166785
She doesn't seem to be acting fake at all to me, anon. I've seen a lot of Kota acting like a fake ass bitch and this isn't one of those times. Tbh, I think she seems more genuine on these kinds of variety shows rather than in her YouTube videos or some of the first Asian shows she was on when she got ~discovered~. She looks so stiff and stand-offish in those. She seems to have let herself go and started acting way more naturally lately, which is nice to see. Though she's still channeling her fake-ness 100% into her disgusting fetus-chan selfies.
tl;dr: you're reaching.

No. 166871

>>166816
idk why you people blast someone so much for something they don't have any control over.
If she got surgery to fix her chin you'd be blasting her for that too :/

No. 166872

>>166816

As someone with a massive chin and teeth (covered in braces) nowhere as good looking as Kota's I have to say: fuck you. If she covered her mouth y'all would be like "hur dur she covering her mouth Bc Jay Leno chin"
Let a bitch live.

No. 166877

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>>166872
Er, actually I said that because I think she looks really cute when she covers her mouth/jaw.
I see this is clearly a sore spot for you but chill.

No. 166884

>>166877

Guys, you should know by now that she's got a 'chin' and even if she had surgery you'd complain about her looking like a korean plastic doll.

We all know she looks average in person, we all know she wears contacts, we know. It's boring.

My only tiff is the fake personality she puts on when she's on tv is all to be honest. Cos after seeing her "fuck this" and "ugh bitches" I cannot picture the girl as an ugu dolly.

Honestly, I cannot wait until she just fades away. Let some other gaijin twerp take her place and hopefully they'll have something to actually offer and personality.

No. 166885

>>166877
Nah, "she should cover her mouth Bc dat chin lol" is not "she looks cuter with a covered mouth". But nice try.

No. 166886

>>166885

I find it false when asians on tv do that anyway.

giggles behind hand

Always looks fake af like jfc just laugh

No. 166893

>>166781

LMFAO that pouch and lack of bust. her whole torso looks like a stomach

she set the bar for gaijin models so low i feel like my ugly ass could do it

No. 166895

>>166877
nyuk nyuk nyuk

No. 166897

>>166794
dat weight gain. somebody spotted it already.
obvious circle lenses are extremely obvious too
omfg

No. 166900

>>166886
Um.
Actually tons of people do it. unconsciously. Mostly women. self esteem thing.

No. 166902

>>166872
Hrm.., didnt know if i wanted to gowith a juria nakagawa or kathy beth terry pic for this…

Everyone blasted juria for lack of no chin, she got it fixed and faded away

No. 166903

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No. 166939

>>166900

Don't see anyone on the telly here in the UK do it, most females on tv just laugh normally. But in the east it's like they all hide their smiles, it's annoying. Some I DO believe it's just an automatic thing but some I do think mostly is false.

Kota's is definitely false. She laughed fine on stickam. Course, it's all just a part of the 'i must fit in' act.

No. 167012

>>166781
I'm guessing that this is at the hair salon and she just got extensions? They look soooo fucking ratty and low quality at the ends, omg. At least trim them or something.

No. 167034

>>166781
>>166782
>>166784
She seriously looks so cute in these.

No. 167037

>>166939
Nah, I think she's just picking up the mannerisms of the girls around her, to be honest. And lots of Japanese girls do it.

No. 167040

>>166784
You can see where the extensions start. One small breeze and they will be fully exposed for everyone to see..the hairdresser should've advised her to not have them applied.

No. 167133

>>166939
I do it automatically.
it's to hide your smile.
I do it because i have weird teeth

No. 167206

>>166781
>>166782
Omg, now I understand why she rarely wears pants. Her legs look so thin but the rest of her body is rather chubby, especially for a model. Kota, lose some weight!

No. 167217

>>167206
..you can't even see her legs.

No. 167218

>>167217
Anon may well have been referring to, y'know, all the other recent photos and videos of her out there.

No. 167223

>>167218
oh yeah, y'know, totally.

No. 167224

>>167206
Jesus, I knew she was never really a ~tiny fragile barbie doll waif queen~, but this pic is ridiculous. She has the body of a Midwestern mom.

No. 167229

>>166884
She already faded away. Really her online presence is pretty much dead except for places like this. There aren't any articles coming out anymore amazed at how "dolly" she is. Her 15 minutes of fame already passed. Even the Japs are getting tired of her. She gets a lot of hate especially since the karaoke thing.

Also her work is slowing down. At least before she did a lot of modeling and she still does some but it seems like she is more often on these shitty tv shows that nobody cares about.
She is just going downhill, getting older everyday, and I doubt she has a back up plan.

No. 167230

>>166784
wow, for such a low cut blouse, I am surprised there is literally zero cleavage. It is incredibly obvious just how flat chested she really is.

No. 167231

>>166781
Man she is so frumpy. The jeans are too tight you can tell by how the zipper part is bulging out keeek.

No. 167233

>>166785
> weird and scripted.
all shows do. but someone probably said "watch your mouth"
her friend even suggested it in that LINE message ('dont get caught in the broadcast code')

No. 167262

>>166784
Um so what shitty salon did these exte so I know not to go there? You should never put seal exte so close to the part when someone's hair is that thin

No. 167276

>>166781
she looks like a normal pretty girl here. i think this is my favorite photo of her. is this shopped at all?
it's so obvious how much she photoshopped her cleavage now

how long until she can't afford to live in tokyo anymore
do these jobs really pay that much and does she get enough of them

No. 167293

>>166784
Omg i just noticed the glue. Wow… Shes gonna go bald

No. 167381

>>160354

Acuvue Define

I didn't check this thread forever so this is late as fuck. Woop.

No. 167415

>>167276
>Is this shopped at all?

Lol are you kidding

No. 167421

Wait wait, I missed the 'karaoke thing', any insight?

No. 167426

>>166816
I honestly think her chin looks fine//is well balanced with the rest of her face (she has a ginormous forehead). If she didn't make her lips look like a butthole and embraced her natural lips, it wouldn't make her chin look as wonky.

No. 167429

>>167293
looks like tape extensions, and she must have hella thin hair if the tape is that visible.

No. 167453

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You can see them quite clearly here

No. 167454

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>>167453
fan photo from the same event

No. 167463

>>167454

what are those socks

No. 167478

>>167230
Yeah, it's quite unfortunate considering it only makes her arms look more chunky.

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No. 167482

>>167293
>>167429
Yeah, I don't think it was a good idea for her to get them.
Are the type she got anything like glue-ins? I regretfully got glue-ins a few years ago for my sister's wedding, my hair is thin like Kota's so they were noticeable a lot of the time and when they fell out they ended up ripping my hair out with them. Brushing was hell.
She should just be patient; leave her hair alone and let it grow out naturally. It's definitely worth it in the long run.

No. 167485

does kota really have a huge chin? I feel like im missing something. I have fucking zero chin and im so envious.

No. 167486

>>167485
I think sometimes it looks fine but at certain angles it can look a little protruding.
It's not as bad as everyone implies though.
Hell, PT's chin is far worse and hers doesn't get mentioned anywhere near as much as Dakota's.

No. 167488

>>167485
Tbh to wish I had her chin. Although from the side it protrudes a little I think from the front it looks nice

No. 167489

>>167488
I wish*
Sry on my phone

No. 167559

As someone with industry experience, Dakota isn't doing that great in glorious nippon compared to experiences of many of my friends.
But I don't know how much tv appearances pay and what I think is that she has enough to get by, but is definitely not making bank in any way.

Models would be send to Tokyo to build up a book quickly and come back with a lot of cash (we're talking about having 20k left over in 1 month, and the expenses as a model are absolutely abysmal). It's normal to have shoots back to back, sometimes 3 a day, which means starting super early and finishing at 2 am. There's a lot of work in Tokyo for white skinned girls and what she has been doing isn't that impressive by industry standards, especially when you look at the fact that she has been dropped by pretty much any bigger brand as soon as they could.

No. 167575

>>167559
I think you're forgetting that she is nearly four years into her career.

No. 167576

>>166784

Where did your glorious huge tits go, kota?

No. 167584

>>167575
Even in the beginning, what she did was not impressive at all. Being four years into your career means that you have build up a base of loyal brands that you continue to work with.

No. 167601

>>167415
hey she doesn't look like an alien baby with huge tits for once and idk where the photos are from

>>167576
someone should tweet this to her in japanese

No. 167615

>>167584
She does have brands she frequently works with. Popteen, tira milly, whatever tsubasa's brand is called. She still gets a ton of work.

Honestly you just sound like you have a bad case of PULL tier jealousy.

No. 167628

>>167454
Seriously though who the fuck dresses her? I'm assuming she has a different stylist each time. Do Japanese girls in general get styled this shittily and I just never noticed before?

No. 167637

>>166859
Contouring can't do shit for that chin. Like at all.
Especially for a TV personality. The whole "contour and highlight to the gods hunty" thing doesn't realistically work in a lot of situations outside a dark drag bar. It would draw more attention. Especially since her main issue is that her chin projects outwards. Contouring it would look like a disaster.

No. 167639

>>167615
She hasn't worked with Tsubasa in forever and Milly is hardly something to brag about. The only thing kind of cool is Popteen, but it's nothing interesting in the fashion industry. Read my other post with the explanation why her career isn't very impressive, it doesn't have anything to do with jealousy.

No. 167640

>>166871
Nah I'd applaud her for a good career choice. It's what I would do if I were in her place. I think secretly most people wish she looked more like her old shoops anyways.

No. 167728

>>167615

>>167639


Oh please anon. Why because we don't kiss the ground she walks on? I've said it before, Dakota did well marketing herself and well done for getting to where she is. I just find her false on television is all, it is fake. Most people on TV are fake.

Tsubasa's "Candy doll" isn't really a big thing. It probably was when she released that line but I never saw anyone really rave about it. Japan has many cutesy make up brands, so it's just another brand added to the pile. Whereas westerners, like us would just buy that shit because it has tsuplastic's face on and it's from Japan.

Tiara Mily is a mediocre website, go on Taobao/Aliexpress or any Chinese wholesale website, find a cheap looking dress with an asian woman sitting down in a shabby chic hair with flowers and fake chanel bags dotted around in the background (Milkcocoa.kr is a good example) and that's what Tiara Mily is like. Again, I've not heard much of an uproar about it. Most young Japanese women I've seen on IG/blogs like Jill Stuart/Honey Mi Honey/Swankiss those larme type of brands. That's what in right now, why haven't we seen Dakota paired up next to the shy Risa Nakamura then in a shoot?


Popteen I'd say is the only decent and alright thing I'd say she has going for her to be honest. I mean the girl doesn't make videos anymore, I don't see the point either because she looks fuck all like them, she knows this and I have a feeling she plotted in from the start anyway. Ditch youtube when 'bigger' things came her way.

She's far from a decent blogger, blogs rubbish and crap quality pictures. I've seen bloggers who aren't models, who haven't been on tv (some have) which run better YT videos and scrape up better content than kota has in the past 4/5 years of whatever this is. She doesn't give much about herself away, so she'll forever be deemed as "barbie" and "boring".

I get why obviously, kaka and past drama. But god if this is a new slate then why not make vlogs or something? I know she has the time, definitely. If she has the time to fanny around on video games and play on her phone then she's got time to do those things.


It's not being jealous anon, it's just stating the obvious. When kota first became viral and the hate was all over the place, I could say a handful of people were probably jelly tbh. But now, we've seen enough from kota and it isn't impressive.

No. 167736

>>167559


I kind of agree with you there actually. I've noticed in some Jbrands they've used white models but these models actually look… like models? They have that 'look' which wouldn't really fit Popteen magazine but they'd still get to shoot at well known brands.

A part of me wonders if someone is suggesting kota do all these things, the old man in the bath as good e.g like she can ALWAYS say 'no' but… I do wonder if kota is being pressured into this shit and putting on a happy face.

No. 167750

>>167615
She's hardly in Popteen though… I saw a recent issue and she had maybe 3 pictures.

No. 167759

>>167750

I've noticed that, I bought July issue and she was in there a little but but not even that ;/

No. 167769

>>167736
Can you picture one of the actually professional models at bravo bathing with a old man? I used to think the theories that she is fucking someone or her parents paid them off were stupid but now I don't think it's entirely impossible.

No. 167776

>>167615
Sorry Cathy, Kota's career is tumbling downhill. She hasn't worked with tsubasa in forever and she is featured in poopteen less and less each issue.

No. 167778

>>167769
Nah. I think she's just going down the token gaijin route and letting them make a mockery out of her.

No. 167785

>>167778
Its weird like I would think this would damage Bravo's reputation? They seemed like a really professional/upscale agency. Then again when they first announced Kota will be one of their models on their fb they went on a deleting frenzy of all the comments exposing her so they must have known she was fake before they flew her out there.

No. 167832

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old unedited pic of koots i found layin around
i'm cackling

No. 167844

>>167832
this is from when she first went to Japan I'm pretty sure

No. 167851

>>167832
This picture is so nasty. Not even because of kotas limp hair and saggy face but that man in the middle is way too comfortable with his arms around everyone. Yuck.

No. 167974

Her career isn't bad and for those who say it's easy or their friends easily got jobs too, then please show us your friends on tv shows, posters, commercials, and in magazines as well. Saying that she's a has been when people are still walking around Japan and finding her face on posters is over the top. She still has fan events and is being invited to shoots as well as tv appearances. Yes those who are trying to say she's not really successful at all do sound jealous and PULL like.

I do agree with those saying she's being mocked by Japanese people though. I don't know if she's really trying to fight her way through mockery like that one anon suggested, or if she's just blind to it, but since she first arrived and they showed her photoshopped pics next to her real face, it became obvious it was for show…Though I think those "gaijin in Japan" shows could be interesting, it feels like half the time they are just mocking and over encouraging the token Gaijin for laughs.
On second thought, judging from Kota's obsession with popularity, the jokes probably go right over head and into her ego >.>….

No. 167987

>>167851

so what should be be doing? hoverhanding? that'd make for a really awkward photo.

No. 168018

>>167974
Uhh well the meaning of successful varys from person to person. I see tons of ads everyday but I have no idea who is in it nor do I care. Her fan events are only filled with creepy old men and again the shows she goes on are crappy filler shows nobody watches. I don't consider her successful because she will never truly succeed due to her entire career being based on lies. She would of been successful if she just stayed online but I imagine it was too time consuming to edit everything for days straight.

Nd no I'm not jealous of someone who is mocked on television shows and is forced to bathe with old men. To me that sounds like a shitty career and not to mention being all by yourself in a foreign country.

No. 168021

>>167832
You can really see her resemblance to Keekz in this one

No. 168024

>>167974


Yes, because everyone is 'jelly' anon. Well done, is the jealous card still being thrown around? Christ.

Her face isn't even everywhere though. It's only INSIDE a few magazines, some events and those photo machine thingies.

She's successful because she marketed herself and got to where she is now but kota hardly has that much to show for it. There isn't really a great deal of success to her story, photoshopped images and modelling for a magazine. Most people can do that it's only because she went VIRAL for those images being photoshopped.

Either way anon, she'll be around for possibly two years more and that'll be it. I guarantee there will be someone else. If this is her golden era, the big thing, the Leah Dizon and Rola of now then she's hardly big. Those two are huge, big fan bases and being hafu is an advantage too.

I think the only thing I can find actually admirable is her learning Japanese, sloppily and having the balls to go on these crappy shows, being interviewed the same "so ur a doll?" bs again and again. Aren't they bored of asking her the same shit? Do they think she'll give them different answers each time? Nope. Kota is sticking to her "im all real" story, whether they like it or not.

We only seem "jealous" because there is still an ongoing thread about her, only us, PULL and teenage girls who lick her ass are the only ones who even care.

In my eyes, it isn't success just luck.

No. 168025

>>168024

It's been luck from the beginning

No. 168038

>>167851
His hands are on their shoulders. What's the problem?

No. 168046

>>168024
so defensive it's funny. don't be so angry anon. From what it seems she'll still be around then too. There's been no proof she'll be ending her career soon. Be bitter all you want but it doesn't mean she'll be out of work.

there's alot to pick on about her and discuss but trying to say she hasn't been successful or is finally about to decline is what's annoying. It's been years now, she's still getting jobs, get over it.
Kota is funny on her own and hateable on her own, those who take it passionately are just part of the joke.

Most people don't know why she is a model and cannot understand how she got a modelling career at all, I don't get it either, but trying to say she hasn't accomplished anything and isn't really a big deal or hasn't really done anything impressive etc makes you look pathetically envious
and why you would choose her of all to get bitter about is the most mysterious thing of all.
most people will just laugh at her, whether she fails or not.

No. 168055

>>168024
making any kind of 'real life career' out of what basically started as selfies and a blog is pretty darn impressive.
say what you want, creating a successful online presence (not even considering trying to turn it into a IRL modelling career) is not just 'luck', it's marketing.

No. 168056

>>168046

Okay, okay calm down asslicker-chan we get it. You're tired of all the "omg kota is ugly" and "kota is no good" but tbh so am I. I don't think she's ugly or anything, all I'm saying is that she was never built on success only luck and intelligence.

She was the first person to get that realistic barbie ugu doll before anyone else caught on and could pull it off. So first served gets.

We're not saying she won't be around. But she will be toned down, older and once you've seen someone they get boring. All celebrities are like that, kota isn't a celebrity but what I'm saying is that people who noticed usually have a build up, they reach that peak and they have their golden time. E.g Kim K, Kylie Jenner ect but in a few years, they'll be out the picture. Still there but someone else will be in the lime light.

She's getting jobs, we know that anon. But they're not BIG jobs. Half of Japan barely even knows her name, if she's that big then why don't people know her? I've asked Japanese friends of my own and some people on Hellotalk if they knew her, one or two did out of the majority.

Anyone can get a job working as a catalogue model in Japan anon, it's common for foreigners to be interviewed and offered modelling shoots if they're into kawaii. If you've got the look, if you're liked then it can happen to anyone.

Stop trying to use the "ur envious" or "ur jealous" card to making your point. Maybe some girls are envious, I know a lot in the kawaii ass communities are. But most of us are here for the lulz, if you're such a fan then why are you here? Go off to tumblr, ameblo instead then. We've heard it all before "ur jealous" when we're not.

Some of us just do not think she's that successful. Successful for getting where she is due to marketing herself as a doll but that's it. Most people as celebrities nowadays aren't successful, they're just lucky. Kota is lucky, she was lucky from the beginning.

No. 168060

>>168055

The only reason why is was impressive anon is because kota was the ONLY one who pulled off the living doll look at the time. It went viral on 4chan, she already had a following and people believed it because it looked somewhat realistic.

A blog, that isn't even worth following. Her blog basically revolves around how "real" she looks and nothing else. The content is pointless.

I've seen better bloggers out there, youtubers and everything who are most interesting than kota. Honestly, I'm not even lying and half of them have gone off to better careers. Modelling, fashion ect. I know kota is in that field as well but it isn't nearly half as good. I know she caters to Japan who prefers the cutesy and young look. But that can only last so long.

No. 168065

>>167832
what happened to her face?
isn't it less bloated looking now? yet she looks the same/maybe more weight on her body? she looks very different now then when she first got there and it confuses me.

No. 168066

>>168060

Zoella is more successful than dakota and she doesnt even model lol

No. 168070

>>168066

Book, 5 million subscribers, beauty products, magazine interviews… yeah, I somewhat agree.

She's been vlogging/blogging since 2008 and even kota was around that time on the internet too.

Zoella doesn't actually have an image though apart from being her annoying birdbrain self nor photoshop apart from filters.

I think even though she vlogs/blogs about pointless shit it's still more interesting than what Dakota does. Dakota was fun for hairstyles but that was it.

Both are successful in their own way.

No. 168071

>>168065
Well we rarely see unedited candids of her

No. 168079

>>168071
yeah but even in the recent tv appearances screencaps. i think she looks so different.

>>167974
the only thing i would be jealous of her about is that she got to go to japan.
but would i want to be in her situation? hell no. i'm not jealous of her face. i'm not jealous of her body. i'm not jealous of her personality. realistically, she kinda sucks. there really is nothing about her to be jealous of.
i would rather be myself than her, which is saying a lot because i can be a really insecure person sometimes.

No. 168097

>>168079

Anon, don't be jealous she got to go Japan. Save up for a plane ticket and go there for yourself. I'm going in a few months, oh fun.

Exactly, another thing. We don't really know much about her as a person anymore, it's either a fake act on TV she HAS to put on or nothing at all apart from dull posts on her blog which are "im tired k bye".

Tell us how that's an insight? As fans, we don't get anything from her aside from her looking cute. I don't see why we should bow down to her and be amazed. Maybe if she still made YT videos, some vlogs or reviews. But nope, nothing.

I've noticed that with kaka & kota, they both don't really like to connect with their 'fan's. Kaka is trying or tells us she is but compared to other vloggers/bloggers the pair of them are very distant? It's not the usual, not the same. They do things very different. Both prefer a website over a blog, both don't like to be in with the crowd and prefer to have people be interested in them rather than connect. So I've noticed, weird bunch of girls.

No one really envies her position aside from the fact that girls would be jelly over the 'barbie' title. Why do you think Peachymilktea/Taylor R/Audrey ect strive to look like her? Plus the featuring in Popteen (a teenage girl's magazine) in a couple of pages.

In this world, you have to be career driven and hungry to get what you want. You gotta fight for it. Kota did, most celebs do. Doesn't mean that we're all jealous of them though.

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>>168066
>tfw I've never heard of 'Zoella' and have no idea who she is or what her claim to e-fame is

No. 168106

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>>168103

Popular vlogger/blogger here in the UK but has fuck ton of million subscribers

No. 168107

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>>168106

has her own book

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>>168107

beauty products (shes getting more apparently)

No. 168109

>>168107
lmao remember when it came out that the book was ghostwritten

No. 168110

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>>168108

been on tv and actually smiles

No. 168111

>>168109

yes but even kota failed to tell the writers of her book that she used AE in her videos lol

everyone lies

No. 168112

>>168106
>>168107
>>168108

i've never heard of her before in my life and also she's not that pretty to look at

No. 168113

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>>168111

also been in magazines

No. 168119

>>168112

She's big on YT anon. I'm just saying because butthurt-chan got upset over people saying kota wasn't successful.

Either way, Zoella has many followers than Dakota. Far, far more. Didn't have to lie about shoop, more interesting, more depth, has more money and more honest. Also done modelling ect

These are all qualities Dakota probably has but doesn't use them. Kaka's fault, gave her a shit past/rep online.

Butthurt-chan said "yes well selfies/blogs can do so much for u nowadays!" which is very true, Zoella and many other popular bloggers is proof of that.

They're all successful in their own way. But Dakota's content and presentation is shit in comparison to other bloggers.

She's still getting jobs, true. But these big ass YTbers are still getting paid a fuck ton too.

No. 168122

>>166801
Cool, I guess you're the same person you were at 14.
>>166624
>>166557
What I'm saying is that if she were a horrible person in recent times, we would know. Even if she wants to say or do awful things, she doesn't. That self-restraint alone is something people like her sister don't have and is what sets them apart. It's a good trait.

It's pointless to sit and think "she's a bad person, she's just been hiding it ever since 2011!" Because even if that's true, and she's doing it for her career, she's still DOING IT and it has a net positive effect not only for her but for everyone. Stop giving a fuck about her morality unless you can point to recent things she actually did that are awful (and not just a misunderstanding of culture/stunt for television.)

No. 168127

>>168122

Alright butthurt-chan, calm down.

Obviously she's doing it for her career, who wouldn't? "Btw Japan I was racist about asians when I was like 16 but w/e" lol.

We hardly see any depth about her whatsoever though. If she's such an amazing blogger, model then I think it'd be better if she knocked off the miss mysterious act and actually show some personality aside from dumb barbie on screen.

Other Jmodels do it! Why doesn't kota?

I don't believe she's a terrible, terrible person. She was young back then, duh. But I think there is MORE to her than meets the eye and we just haven't seen it. That's why she's boring. Cute and boring.

No. 168130

Someone claimed she'll be the next Leah Dizon but I can't picture her singing or dancing tbh

No. 168132

>>168130

and the next rola apparently

No. 168135

>>168127
the reason i don't care about looking at her blog and go here instead is because she doesn't post anything worth reading. she would have more views/followers if she just stopped the weird silent act.

just look at how she blogged and made videos right before her visit. she seemed as outgoing and almost as obnoxious as kiki. how could that change in such little time?

No. 168136

>>168135

She'd probably make a good youtuber, even if it was in Japanese but the problem is that she would draw westerners instead of Japanese. So therefore circling herself around Japanese, automatically get their attention.

I do wonder what the path would have been like if she'd kept to making videos.

No. 168141

>>168132
ply · 1


Joy Zeng 2 months ago
This shows how one can succeed with just looks and no talent in Japan's entertainment industry. LOL.

No. 168142

>>168106
Not sure why because I don't normally have hate people without good reason and she comes across as perfectly sweet.. but there's something about her I really can't stand and I can't pinpoint it.

No. 168145

>>168132
Rola is so painful to watch. Dakota has her little catchphrases but she'll never go over the top obnoxious enough to achieve Rola levels of attention.

No. 168149

>>168145

Rola and Leah are very well liked. At least they're not boring though.

No. 168153

>>168149
Well liked but obnoxious. I don't know much about Leah but Rola just oozes fakeness. It's like she's constantly calculating her next move, it's really annoying to watch.

No. 168154

>>168153

Who cares? Isn't that all part of the charm of being in the entertainment industry in Japan? Don't forget, Kota was just as obnoxious too during the karaoke thing. Didn't look like it to us uncultured swines but to the Japanese, it did. She's been there years now anon, Rola is half so she should know too.

Japan likes fake it seems.

No. 168157

>>168132
Her voice is super annoying.

No. 168161

>>168157
Rola is so pretty and quite funny even with that voice. Well, at least she doesn't come off as grumpy as you lol

No. 168166

>>168161

I mean it's alright kota getting these tv jobs but she's not interesting. That's the thing apart from her little catphrase she uses, there is barely anything.

No wonder Rola and Leah were popular

No. 168175

k so when is kota getting her clothing line then?

No. 168187

>>168136

Nah, she's not personable or creative enough for Youtube. All her videos are basically "look at me sit here and do animal hairstyles I'm kawaii desu real barbie elf doll". No anecdotes about her life, no Q&As from fans, no real insight about anything.

She didn't flaunt herself as some sort of cultural ambassador like other white girls on Youtube that go to Japan. Even Kiki, being there for a couple of months acted like she she knew glorious and wacky!!1 nihonz despite never leaving Tokyo.

No. 168188

>>168161
Haha I'm not grumpy at all, anon. You seem to be the one that's upset.
I didn't know I wasn't allowed to make a mild criticism on lolcow.
So sorry to offend you and your beloved Rola. I take it all back!

No. 168193

>>168127
I guess making a point = butthurt
If you'd followed the replies, a major focus of my very own post is that she is a boring bitch, never said she had depth, I'm not sure why you're replying to me
People make all these negative assumptions about her when they could just as easily make positive assumptions and they'd be just as relevant because every single person here has changed in the past 4 years.
>Obviously she's doing it for her career, who wouldn't?
Does not mean that is the only reason she does it. Why would you assume it is? Based on shit she did years ago? I'd like for you to think about someone deciding how you think based on actions you took several years ago, is it accurate?
>>168135
That was 4 years ago. Think about yourself 4 years ago and compare to now.

The people who keep posting that Dakota is not a lolcow are correct. She WAS an lolcow. Now she is mildly interesting simply for her situation, but the people that are assuming past Dakota = current Dakota do not seem to understand how life works.

Why waste time making things up when there are other juicy cows in the other threads who actually DO extremely stupid shit on a regular basis? Do you guys hold grudges for this long irl? I just can't even read this thread anymore thanks to the majority of posts being based completely on assumptions

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Her lips look like someone clicked "drag" in Photoshop

1/?

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>>168348
idk, she looks reasonably cute in these

But of course, nothing like her own pictures. lol

4/?

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No. 168353

I know we already discussed this/her pantyshot after she appeared on this TV show, but this video in particular is really creepy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgvsXuOrunU

No. 168360

>>168347
She doesn't look bad of course, but what bothers me is her hair and lenses. I think such huge lenses look a lot better with more eye makeup. And her hair… Don't know but it looks like a helmet made of extensions to me, if only she didn't have that thick fringe, it would look better. Or maybe styled her hair a bit differently. But as I said, she doesn't look bad there.

No. 168371

>>168193

Why are we still going on about this anon?

Seriously, leave it.

No. 168372

>>168360

She just looks like a normal girl. I honestly don't see the appeal or why Japan raves about how dolly she is. Pretty but pretty is just pretty.

Can't she fade quicker?

No. 168375

>>168347
Yeah these lenses don't work without heavy eye makeup. She looks like a demon, very unsettling.

No. 168378

>>157583
lmao they're actually claiming the first picture is a 13-year-old Dakota?

No. 168389

>>157596
It was only a few seconds of her talking

No. 168464

>>168347

her hair improved but her face got worse again

No. 168586

>>168347
>>168348
>>168350
she looks awful here (in my opinion)…if I cover her middle and lower face I think she looks cute.

No. 168605

>>168464
it's those eyebrows…

No. 168619

>>168353
I've never seen this one, her smile is so natural. She actually looks pretty here.

No. 168658

>>168132
she looks stupid

No. 168689

Those lenses are awful. And the whole volumized bang thing…yikes. Why?

No. 168695

>>168658

Most people who get on Japanese tv are stupid, kota included. They're all talentless.

No. 168699

>>168695
more like stupidity is a virtue in japanese stardom

No. 168735

>>168695
"What's your talent?"
"Um.."
"I photoshopprd my pictures and tricked a whole nation into thinking I'm this perfect little doll, so they paid for my flight over there, and hired me as a model?"
"Damn, that's actually impressive."

No. 168746

>>168735
Kek I actually am impressed. She pulled off the first authentic big Photoshop con, and bitches are so bitter they could shit Columbian coffee.

No. 168760

>>168108
>>168110

1) her candles are cheap (tus unsafe and a fire hazard) and her bosy products are full of chemicals. she doesn't know how to create a sustainable business, aka one that would still be successful if it didnt have "ZOELLA" slapped across it. she could easily end up being lower middle class if she doesnt play her cards right.

http://gurugossiper.com/viewforum.php?f=141&sid=f6cdef3cacb5a6eda9039a6f252ef175>>168107
>>168106
>>168066
>>168070

No. 168762

>>168760
*thus unsafe
*body products

no idea why the >> are so weird, sorry for formatting and shit

No. 168766

>>168132
i love rola. shes so cute

No. 168769

>>168760
gurugossiper doesnt work?

No. 168778

>>168347
she shouldn't smile like that, it ages her

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No. 168783

>>168766
I live in Japan and I see her everywhere. She's super popular.

No. 168784

>>168782
is this rola? yikes… no wonder they find kota cute

No. 168787

>>168782
She changed so much, I've got to applaud her. She looks really gorgeous now.

No. 168795

>>168347
she is looking more rough as the months go by ..if u compare these pics to her candids from when she was in korea, shes definitly chubbier

No. 168844


No. 168846

>>168760

Never bought any of her stuff tbh. But she's still got a line out, right? People still like Zoella regardless, she's likeable. Maybe she should just stick to bath products lmao

Still has more fan base than kota lol

No. 168848

>>168784

Rola was there before Dakota though? Rola is half Bangladeshi or something and Japanese. I think both are probably on the same level of cute in a way, they're both different. Rola is more exotic though, I will say. Kota is just average white girl standard but for Japan that's exotic, they're both exotic. But Rola has some pushy personality and Leah does music apparently. Idk Leah is prettiest in my opinion and probably most successful.

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>>168850

I didnt know she had a book tho

No. 168856

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>>168853

and popteen? is it me or do all these personality just bring out books, popteen and end up on crappy tv shows after doing a bit of modelling? Rola's experience sounds like kota's atm?

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>>168795

Few years ago in Korea on "Get it beauty" and I can see what you mean. I think it's just the lighting aside from the make over but… I feel her old self was fresher looking?

No. 168862

>>168848

I think that is why Rola was liked though. She had personality, actual personality and doesn't always look awk on screen.

No. 168872

>>168856
except Rola has a quirky interesting personality. Once people saw that, she started getting a lot more demand for tv appearances.

No. 168874

>>168848
Rola's dad is Bangladeshi and her mother is Japanese and Russian. Rola looks Japanese enough to make people feel comfortable, but also exotic enough to spark interest.

No. 168881

>>168859
YES. why is her face different in all of her tv appearances??
is it just the lighting/her makeup?? i can't tell if her face looks chubbier back then or now.

>>168347
wonder if she got clip in bangs too?

No. 168887

>>168881

No one knows anon, to me I don't think she looks fatter or anything. She looks normal sized to be honest. But I just think because in the old candid she has more make up on, better lighting ect and there in the recent picture, she's trying out this new fluffy hair bang style like most jmodels are doing and she's gone natural with her make up, you see at the moment larme kei is in atm and they're all going down the more dolly natural route. Plus it's a close up shot so yeah… we're gonna see her flaws. She's only human u know, she ain't no barbie doll ;)

No. 168889

>>168699

Yep, she's just stupid and cute. Japanese don't like clever women lol.

No. 168894

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>>168887

see even risa looks shit

and she pulls off dolly better than them all atm

No. 168896

>>168859
>>168859
She looks pretty cute here, a tad old, but I want to believe that's her nasolabial folds.
Her hair really suited her them, not sure how that hair style will work now.
Plus I like these circle lenses much better than her usual blue ones.

No. 168897

>>168889
Japanese men sound fucking boring if they want a doll as a girlfriend or idol.

No. 168899

Rola has a very ditzy personality that comes off sort of…endearing? She has a charisma that Kota will never have. Also, it is interesting that Rola is in 4th place in Japan for most followers on twitter.

https://youtu.be/E8I3BdYLWSU

No. 168903

>>168699
>>168889
You're wrong.
Rola is a tarento idol. Japanese shows are made to entertain everyone.
I'm sorry but how the fuck would a snobby smartass women be any kind of entertaining?
Plus, rola is doing the burikko act, which people find funny.
they just want funny entertaining people with charisma..
if you go to a funny japanese show to expect smart people and smart discussions then you're retarded

No. 168904

>>168783
Yeah she is EVERYWHERE. You can often see her on 2 magazine covers at once in the konbini. I wish people would stop trying to compare them

No. 168906

>>168904
Plus, it's been years since she's in Japan

No. 168907

>>168904

Anon, Rola was mentioned because butthurt-chan got upset over people saying kota isn't successful or whatever and she'll die out. That we're all jelly and mean.

Rola and kota are similar because of career wise but Rola has personality, she's sorta a dumb fuck but kinda sweet but pushy. Dakota is likeable I think but I find her too awkward to watch and boring. That's the different and I don't know who's idea it was to get her into tv work.

No. 168908

>>168897

They don't know? Most are just normal, it's only the freaks and stereotypes we hear here on the web.

No. 168909

this song is actually good.
i thought it would be horrible

No. 168910

>>168907
I don't think Rola is truly stupid, it's just an act.
Isn't she popular because of her burikko way of speaking and way of acting?
I get what you're saying though
I think kota's PS and just past fucks her popularity in general.
i remember going onto japanese websites that talked about kota and they always brang her overly ps pictures.

No. 168911

>>168909
this is the live version



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