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Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregma/Gurgles/Lainey's Gay Husband (abbreviated to LGH)/Shreg/Ogreg is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/Taylor/Lainey/Plainey/Doormat/Greg's Straight Wife (abbreviated to GSW), is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
On the last episode:>Lainey spent almost a full week with her family and old high school friends in New Mexico with the kids>Onion used the debate against randos from as content for videos >>526197 and also proposed doing similar YouNow debates on a weekly basis. Anons unanimously agreed to avoid participating in the future to contribute to his downfall.>After sperging angrily for 5 whole days, Ogreg changed his tune to playing the victim and wanting to change with fake apologies >>526756>Blaire White actually accepted having a debate with Onion >> 527411 it's really boring and not even worth hate-watching, featuring Onion playing the victim and admitting to pandering to Blaire and his audience>Ogreg also posted on twitter posing as his dog Leelu >>527679>Ogreg, as he promised during his debate with Blaire, made half-assed apologies to people >>527857>Lainey posted a video where Onion waxes her legs, complete with close-ups of her discharge-soaked panties >>528771>McMansion is up for sale, complete with virtual tour of the not fully cleaned house >>528858>Greg posted yet another video where the outline of his junk can be seen >>529263>Lainey got a haircut that is worse than the 8 previous hairdos the Onions have had in the past couple of months >>529308>Lainey also posted a self-care video (now removed) featuring herself in a bathrobe and no clothes on underneath >> 529495 Thanks to anon for the screenshot compilation >>529535>But to top it all off, the Onision channel got its 2nd strike!! :D >>529904
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Shreg is super suprised that YT doesn't want his bare ass and bately disguised nutsack on their platform.
Love how he's pushing his wife's channel and his patreon. He's legitimately freaked out and if he thinks his Patreon will still bring in money after he's booted from YouTube he's sadly mistaken.
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He just made a video whining about his strikes and more importantly
his inability to get sponsorships anymore. Because it's all about the videos and not the money, right Shreg?
This is karma at it's finest. His minions have been false flagging "hater" videos nonstop. And interesting how he's a great defender of "comedy" now, but not when other people make jokes.https://www.hooktube.com/IqNz4O1gmi0
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a gem I found digging for other tweets about flagged videos
Im wondering the same thing. Like with Keemstar, he got his personal channel flagged and deleted and can never make another channel. The only reason he has drama alert is because he says hes employed by them and the owner of the channel is someone else (total BS probably)
But since Shreg made these alt channels years ago will Youtube allow them to stay if he gets his main removed because of community strikes, or does every single channel go bye bye when Onision channel gets dumped?
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If you watched the Why YouTube BANNED Onision video he shows the actual reasons that YT gave him.
I sure the reason for the Trisha Mukbang was probably for that censored ass shot, and implied sexual content. I cant go watch it and figure it out because its been deleted. As for the Chibi one, Im sure there was some kind of sexually suggestive content that Greg is skirting around and not mentioning in this video.
So yes is the answer to your question. This wasnt the haters or "shadow fans" making the decision, it was YT admins following the guidelines given to them.
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at the 1:50 mark of that video he has a placard that describes "background issues"
I know Greg likes to be vague and pussyfoot around names or details, so I understand that when he says "background financial issues" that concern an accountant hes talking about him trying to write off his house and every fucking thing he could think of when he did his taxes for the past few years and now the IRS is going to ass rape him.
But what does it mean when he says "a background second job"
Did he actually get a real job? or is he just baiting?
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Their matching tattoos
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So many disturbing faces throughout this video I’m sorry I have to dump them here. During her tattoo she was making this face kek
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Her face whilst Greg promoted her patreon on her video
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While she talks about how Greg was putting the pizzas in the boot and pizzas don’t belong there
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Greg’s tattoo face
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Much attractive. Very social repose
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Small mans mirror shot at end of the video.
>>530018>Lainey is starting to look like trailer trash
She has always looked white trashy. But now she does even more.
Does anyone has a new hooktube link for blame's "self care" video? The one in the last thread isnt working.
Lainey deleted it once her fans told her that her pancake was exposed.
A kind anon did mirror it for us. https://vimeo.com/274390578
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Let the udder memes commence.
I imagine this is the face he'll make the day he dumps Taylor and the kids and moves his new teen puss into the swampshack
btw are his two front teeth slowing trying to close in on each other, like they're hinged in the middle. His wisdom teeth must be late bloomers and are crowding his teeth together like accordion doors.
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you're off by 2 years
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I was wondering this too. Someone should ask Bunion. >>530041
There's some speculation, but there's nothing out there that outright says it.
It DOES seem like if he gets another strike in 90 days, he might lose the channel though. >>530042
The Trisha Paytas one was downright foul. I don't know what he changed for YT, but he makes a ton of sexual noises and talks about bukkake while sucking on his microphone and shoving food in his face and mixing it all together. Very disgusting.
The Chibi video is mostly annoying, and he humps a tree and the ground a bit, but it's fuckin' mild in the grand scheme of Onion's fuckery.
No idea why those two videos actually got him strikes, he's got at least a dozen off the top of my head that are a million times worse.
Hilariously, he actually CAN'T upload to his Onision channel and can't collect sponsorships there.
This video up somewhere? I don't see it yet. >>530093>Raping Grandmahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDFqcCY-8MI>Video about a man raping a woman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu3Dq079RrQ>Video mocking the deafhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaBuKtNYTs4>Video that mocks Japanese suicide victimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBzpdycoYr8>Video made right after that woman shot up YT HQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmkvOqHCCK0>Suicide jokes right in the beginning, violence against women, etc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV40gCeoZh8>Promoting violence against womenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOdaugahpWM>Racist shit in the middlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT7LdeUwdvQ>Video where he pretends to kill his sonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBqlMvuGbyw>Video of him abusing and pissing on a babyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eusfi1ZULJw>Video mocking the disabled (Parkinson's Disease) He also shakes a pretend baby here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2vT4RamtOY>Everything he says in this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0RWJnER3_Y>Gay jokes, lots of innuendohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvT0_Fv7-uc>More simulated sex/humping with Chibi and innuendoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6EmuG0WuYE>He rapes an Andy Biersack effigyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFIrz-AHXV
I really can't stomach any more of his content, but spend a few minutes watching a few videos and you'll find a ton of things.
thanks for putting yourself through this.
actually watched a bit myself and jesus. childish sht up in that head of his.
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but yet, she calls herself gay because she "likes girls"?
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And living with greg has turned a cute bubbly cheerleader named Taylor into Ellen Degeneres
Also, why did Taylor spend 2 great weeks with family, but upon returning to Greggles and his trashy trailer, Taylor instantly needed to de-stress and do self care because of all the stress????
Guess its NOT the kids that causes Taylor so much stress
Its Greg stressing Taylor Elaine out to the point that she forgets shes a smol space boi, and instead tries to be soft and girly with her boobs flopping out.
Bet that Greg made fun of her for not "making herself sexy enough for him after being apart for 2 weeks."
Maybe the fact that he instisted on doing her from behind is because he doesn't like to look at Taylor during sex. He "punished" her for flipping around by bruising her neck with hickeys, which bt the way, Cannot be good for the elasticity of the skin, neck skin, face skin and the decollette skin is oh so delicate.
But as i was saying, maybe he said she looked like shit and didn't want to look at her all unkempt amd fug, so she went to extreme with her destress pampering.
Either way, no body envies the foot after all the herp a derp sores seen in every one of her videos.
Because if greg dumps taylor for new puss, that new puss will get the same sores, but no valtrex, because greg hates doctors and wont let his partners go to the doc.
Tell me, what fresh young girl wants a guaranteed case of raging herpes from fhe suk mi king?? After all of Laineybots videos showing what happens when the bloom fades from the relationship?
Who would ever want to be permanently marked by that, from Onision of all people??
I have faithfully reported every video over the years that go against YT's TOS amd guidlines and it has frankly been astonishing to me how much they have let him get away with, while he and his minions have false flagged countless "hater" videos successfully.
It's hilarious to me that he sees himself as a victim and somehow targeted by YT. Also I love that he is so dumb: by crying about this on Twitter and trying to garner sympathy and support, he's only going to succeed in getting more people to report his videos in hopes he'll get booted permanently.
He has nearly 350k followers and only got 29 retweets and 124 likes. I'm sure he assumed people were going to rush to his defense kek.
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Shreg is going full-on victim mode. A few short days ago he promised more positive content, but I predict he will treat his teen fans to at least a few whimpering, teary masterpieces on how YouTube is put to destroy his family. Then a few more rating their bodies and harassing Eugenia in the name of "comedy".
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Kek why would anyone ask a creepy, angry ogre in his 30's who has zero friends for advice about friendship? Boggles the mind.
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That would be the milkiest thing ever!!
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Looks like Gronk is targeting BinkiePrincess in his videos and tweets now lol
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Kek he made a plea in his "YT Banned Me" video asking for people to subscribe to his Uhoh channel since he can't upload to the O'Shreg one.. Looks like it didn't work out in the way he had hoped. Poor Shreg, can't catch a break.
Hahaha he's literally shoving his Patreon on to people's faces.
Why not make a normal censor???
he deleted it in mere minutes
why tweet it if you're going to delete it immediately after
its like mumbling insults under your breathe and when someone says "what did you say" he shakes his head like he doesnt know what you mean
>>530153>And living with greg has turned a cute bubbly cheerleader named Taylor into Ellen Degeneres
HDU, Anon! Ellen is funny and charming and is an actual lesbian that likes having having sex with a woman, and who knows how to do her makeup to emphasize her best features. (Granted, she looks like she's been out in the sun a bit long in the right hand pic.)
Unlike Taylor, who is none of those things.
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wtf is this face?
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I find it funny that LGH insists on doing doggy style because he
doesn't want to look at GSW
My thoughts exactly
IM IN A CRISIS FINANCIALLY
BECOME A PATREON AND GIVE ME MONEY TO HELP ME SURVIIIIIVE
proceeds to get tattoos
It’s like they need to be spoon fed luxery in order to keep breathing.
I doubt your gag reflex would have enough time to fully engage.
Greg strikes me as a 2 minute guy, and one minute of that is trying to position Footface on the bed so he doesn't have to see her DeGeneres face.
2 minute sex tape tops.
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She's been ignoring that and everything that relates back to BinkiePrincess. She would only answer stupid questions about herself on YouNow again today. She was trying to get 69k her last stream and she barely broke 3k. People told her that we didn't like Gronk in her videos and she said she wants him in them and so he will still be in them. She also insisted she's more than Gronk's wife and that people don't only watch her videos to see how Shmegma treats her.
Several people brought it up many times and she refuses to even hint at it.
Several people also asked if she wanted to take the chance to stand up for her "friend" BinkiePrincess but she somehow lost all sight when those comments scrolled through as well.
Guess I won't be getting those glasses she's pushing
Oh, also, after people were telling her how happy she looked in NM, she made a point to mention that she felt soooo anxious and uninspired there.
Then after it was mentioned that a person hoped she didn't feel like she has to lie about her feelings, smuggy mcgoo insisted she doesn't…
…which is interesting, because 1. all she does is lie and 2. she definitely said she was feeling good and happy while in NM. She's just trying to convince herself and others that she's happiest in her shitty swamp, but if that's the case why did she suddenly have "mental health" problems so soon after returning? HMMMMMM
she said she wants him in them and so he will still be in them.
In her recent tattoo video, she herself says she hates Shreg being in her videos because hes annoying her
@ the 6:40 mark
She needs a bigger mouth with as much as she speaks out of both sides of it.
Theres a part of me that wonders if she doesnt really think shes lying anymore.
She convinces herself of whatever story she or Greg are trying to push, even if theres proof to the contrary.
Like how she didnt really want a girlfriend but Greg pushed her into it. Then the story became that Greg helped her understand her wants and need for a girlfriend.
His second job is probably shit like:
"dedicated twitch streamer"
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Plus the feedback
So its another "what about me"
Shes angry that no one is stroking her fragile ego, and because no ones giving her asspats shes going to stop giving them that perk.
I can just imagine how it is to be Trot and Clot. When she gives them toys they have to say how thankful they are every day they play with it or she takes it away and hides it in the closet.
"you kids are so ungrateful"
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Wow her newest beautynot video was her “reorganising” her make up which literally just consists of her dumping shit out and putting them in a “nice” place and rearranging palettes. Boring af and she shows her “closet studio”
She handles nothing with care.
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I mean she literally dumped this one out, put everything back in and then decided to move it to a storage bin
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And her closet pride
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We love a wife that knows her place stored and hidden away
Ugh. It's so cramped and tiny. Remember when she was first spouting that she liked her closet studio more than her old spacious one at the Grease McMansion. Yeah I doubt she still feels that way. Lmao actually I doubt she ever felt that way. The swamp trailer is tiny and disgusting.
LaineyThot's videos are always so lazy. She's so uncreative and plain that dumping her makeup out and rearranging it was the best thing she could quickly come up with. I cannot understand why people unironically pay for her content
Her "studio" looks sad af, I'd be depressed just by looking at it>>530512
Of course she would, living in an echo chamber is never helpful to grow as a person/"creator"
bitch is so passive aggressive. I know things can be interpreted differently when it's only written text but she added "sorry for the mini rant" herself, so… wow. It's not enough that people PAY for her content, no, they have to praise her too.
Also, she ALWAYS feels lost and has to ask literal children what to do. This is not a new thing. Maybe just stop "being in the public eye" if you don't enjoy it and aren't inspired by it, Lameo?!
She freaked the fuck out when people kept asking that trans guy to roast her, and Blaire and onions chat about nonbinary shit probably spurred the self care vid.
She knows goddamn well that outside of her small little army of ass kissers lie a sea of people that will see through her bs. She is using the LGBT label to be special to a select group of retards but she knows that she should never get too involved if she doesn't wanna get burned.
She said "transmasc" the other day on stream. Yesterday said non-binary with a gender expresion leaning toward the masculine side of the spectrum and liking looking androgynous.
She loves being confused for a boy and gets pissy when her voice giveaway her away– "No,no. You had it right…"
So whatever the fuck that cluaterfuck even means.
So basically she wants to go for the young twink vibe but not actually want a dick.
Wow, you hear that everyone? If you like a short haircut, baggy clothes and anything remotely associated with men then congrats! You're are officially in the trans club! You poor marginalised lot, please email me your preferred pronouns so I may not offend you.
And as for me please continue to refer to me as she/her because I have never cut my hair and I don't even own pants or shoes without heels. Doh! I am such a dirty cis girl.
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this was what you'd get for $5.
Literally just access to more ugly selfies + access to messages he may would have want just his 3 sponsors to see. Definetly worth it… not
What the actual fuck is this stupid bitch's problem? First she was uwu agender smol space prince, then she pushed demiboy, now she's going for transmaculine? Lainey, you dipshit, you're not masculine or trans, kek even calling you androgynous is a stretch.
I think she decided to go for transmasculine because she got called out for being a trender and not legit trans. But who is she trying to fool with her nip slips? Lmao
Because muh Bachelor's in psychology magna cum laude degree>>530584
To be fair, if she wanted to pull some Gronk style mental gymnastics, she could have chosen the transmasc label because it, literally, has the word "trans" in it. I can already see the YouNow clips where she spergs to someone saying she ain't trans: "Uh no, I'm TRANSmasculine, like literally, I AM trans, muh dysphoria, muh anxiety"
Who copied who?
When was this released?
I'd be hilarious if his "biggest success" was just a mediocre copy. lmao
But hey, at least the video looks like there was more effort put into…
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Meanwhile our beloved Swamp Monster is late to the trends as always… Doing another video with only voiceover and no facecam à la LeafyIsHere. https://hooktube.com/watch?v=G6wDtj2IV8o&t=
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That's such a waste and he's really ripping off his fans for this one. I mean, this is what you get for the same amount and less on his patreon. Greg already set the standard for what things cost, I get that he doesn't think before he does things but this is a whole new level of stupid and I'm saddened by how many kids probably pay for both or the sponsorship on its own
>>530485>WHY ARENT YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO THE THINGS IM POSTING
Bitch,isn't their money enough? Now you need their comments too?
Like,I get wanting feedback or to interact withpatrin but fuckoff
I hope she posts uncensored for obvious reasons.
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Well, Greg claimed the garage for himself (that will bite him in the ass in the future heh heh), and there were no more spare rooms (prolly his words), so she shoved Lamey in the closet.
If Lamey actually HAD
proper self-esteem and self-respect, she would have not
accepted to be put away in a closet.
You know, for how staunchly femenist Greggory claims
to be, he isn't practicing what he preaches. Their recording space shows enormous gender inequalities
If they are married, and they are equal (per feminism), then Lamefoot should get equal recording space. Or one whole room equal to size of their garage.
Surprised for how feminist Shreggly is, he didn't insist that Lame gets the garage, or that they share the space.
Greg is a hypocrite and no friend to women. He's a misogynist through and through. Onision believes in the inequality between men and women, and he proves it every single day he keeps Lainey in the closet.
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Samefag, here is Onision's tweets claiming to be a feminist, and saying women are better than men. But still… where's the equality??
Are those new hickies on the back of her neck?
Do they only do doggy style because Onion can't see her face anymore?
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I'm not going to insult anyone's intelligence here by explaining everything wrong with this…
..but holy SHIT Lainey and her disgusting husband are some of the least self-aware people on the planet. They don't seem to grasp that no matter how often you claim to be something, no one has to respect that as being true/real. Lainey can claim to be trans/poly/happy all she wants, but her behavior and mindset suggest otherwise. Greg can claim to love women, but all of his recorded behavior over the past decade points towards him actually despising women, especially confident women who are too secure to give a fuck about his approval of them.
Also I'm just gonna attach this snap here because I want a reason to delete this horrible photo off of my phone forever
"I'm a hotdog">Beat drops
"Look at me look at me look at me"
Really makes ya thonk.
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Lol. Did her face 3lbs foundation smear, but I guess she didn't think of not showing the back of her head where her foundation ends.
"My face make up, We need to fill that right up"
"My eye make up, As you can see its pretty empty"
Don't think I don't see that subtle manipulation to goad your thirsty fans into buying you more make up. Its the same script from younow.
"Ohh that animation is soooo cuuuuute"
"Oh a new animation omg I want to seeee it"
Completely ignoring the fact that those oh so cute (shit) animations cost fucking money you cow.
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He's definitely getting panicked about money. Notice every single tag is aimed at Paulers. He has always tagged his name with some combination of "awesome" and "comedy", but even he knows his name is YT poison now.
It's good he didn't show his face, but unfortunately he used his own hideous voice and stupid hyena laugh. Interesting how this voice is about 10 octives higher than his "serious" voice where he's trying to prove how untriggered he is. I hope it's eating him up inside that he has to resort to this kind of nonsense to keep his channel afloat.
Haha he's slipping down the irrelevancy drain so much, Is the had dissillusioned that he doesn't realize that a lot of teens and kids now days don't want to watch him or his "lol so random, oo randomly shooting a person, SCREAM, Ahahaha, Dress up and make a shit pun" videos are fucking dead and boring as all hell.
Face it grease, The only time you'll ever see any jump in your views ever against is if you divorced lainey. Thats it.
If I was LGH and losing relevancy this quickly I'd definitely stage a divorce agreed on by both parties, cause some mild yet alluding drama and squeeze out "most every" (huehue) video I could.
After two months I'd officially reunite with Lamey release some more drama about how terrible the time being alone was and squeeze out more videos.
Lamey could have her 2 month social media break that she's longing for because of the sadness, depression, smol bean victimhood bla bla the divorce has caused her.
Causes an uproar among fans, causes an uproar among farmers, causes an uproar among haters.
Win-win for both of them.
I wonder if he's already had this idea and Lamey's just too clingy and suspicious that her "Greek God" might leave her for good.
Didn't he just
make an apology video where he mentioned Blaire White suggesting he use the names of YouTubers in videos but he said he wouldn't do that
to show that he was somehow morally superior to him? That didn't last long.
That's hilariously pathetic.>>530697>>530738
Wants to be a teen twink emo boy
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That is sad. To tag any popular name but your own brand. The name onision is pure poison
He'll throw his "principles" right out the window when it suits him. No character, no real intergity. That's why people avoid him, he's just not for genteel company.>>530723
This whole post. The newest batch have a new mentality, his humour no longer retains their attention. Young people still think its strange for such an old man to try to be all hello fellow kids with them.
For the rest of us, there's huge amounts of new info, stories, videos, facebooks, games etc. on top of partners, work, family, daily errands, hobbies, school, cooking, pets, sleeping, and relaxing.
There's never time for anything, there's so much more stuff to see or do during free time. Why would anyone want to waste it on some old manipulative narcissistic asshole with a stunted mentality??
Who wants to see small onion boy get angry or hear shreiking when they just want to relax and unwind???? No thank you
Thats why hes failing. His content blows and hasn't adapted to the new times. If dinosaurs don't evolve, thego extinct.
Here he is buying more and more subscribers to keep his numbers afloat while his channel will have to remain inactive. Kek like we can't see right through you
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Twink emo boy? More like tomboy lesbian. Oops.
She sperged so bad the other day when someone called her a lesbian.
He really has fallen to rock bottom. At this point he actually should be looking into getting a real stable job. No matter how you look at it, his Youtube career is over. He can't even use his own name and most people despise him as well.
His channels are bringing in nowhere near what they used to and while they might be able to sort of keep him almost afloat, Youtube is only getting more and more strict over-time. He has to realize by now that it's never going to go back to how it used to be, right? They're never going to help him. He's never going to reach another million followers and most of the followers he has now don't even care about him either.
He truly has no future with Youtube anymore. If he were mentally stable enough, he'd understand that and give up his "comedy" video making and just switch over to vlogging his normal life as a normal citizen raising kids and hauling Costco groceries. He has to face the reality of his age and situation and adjust to that instead of screeching how life isn't fair
I kinda wonder who else he's going to lash out at after his binkie spergs?
He's going to end up having the mother of all extinction bursts and dear milk gods I hope we all are witness.
>>530697>>530745>Didn't he just make an apology video where he mentioned Blaire White suggesting he use the names of YouTubers in videos but he said he wouldn't do that to show that he was somehow morally superior to him? >That didn't last long.
Just last week anon on June 4th 2018. Timestamp is the first 10 seconds https://hooktube.com/ssXX_xE9VJw
Took him a week to go back on his word.
Wonder if thats how long he stayed away from whacking his pud to hentai loli girls
Can you imagine how shitty of a husband he must be, to never keep his word. How tragic that Lainey puts up with it for so long.
>>530806>How tragic that Lainey puts up with it for so long.
She made her bed, She sought him out even when he was being abusive with shiloh. She wanted this.
I have no sympathy for the cunt.
She also was so into LGH around the same time he was with Adrienne. Lame really did want that suk mi action alright. >>530784
As insufferable as she is, if she was, at the very least, consistent with her being agender, transmasc, emo, non-binary or whatever, she'd get a bit less hate. She likes to play with these labels like they're fashion accessories. GSW is just shy of being as retarded as Milo Stewart-tier sjw retards who are "40% masc, 30% fem, 30% idiot one day and the next identify as 99% masc". She's like so dark and emo but goes for the washed up walmart Ellen Degeneres look >>530769
If she was as intelligent as her magna cum laude degree should technically prove, she'd understand that nobody with at least two functional brain cells thinks she's whatever the fucking Tumblr label she discovers that week.
Never change, Lame.
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LGH deleted a video on his main channel. Probably scared of getting another strike.
Lets keep reporting.
All his videos violate guidelines one way or another.(cowtipping)
"I should probably try to do something viral again. I haven't done that in a long time."
- Onision, 2018
he tried with the shaving cream thing, the screaming baby thing, the egg smashing thing, etc.
he is a failure.
Really? I am going to check out her videos just to spite the onions. I bet they will try to start some shit with her of she gets popular.
She's so cute and a good singer, wish her the best.
Absolutely fucking YES. I hope she comes back and blows them out of the fucking water, Heres hoping for a shane shiloh collab meet up.
Ohhh just imagine the rage
He was an ugly kid with a head shaped like a brick and he became an even uglier adult.>>530934
I bet some fucking freaks would totally watch swamp prince and shreg sex tapes. I can't lie I'd probably watch it, or at least try to, but I would most likely need a therapist after. I bet them having sex is so fucking gross. Hickeys all over her neck are fucking gross.
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Like her dream date video she didn't look that bad, longer hair suits her. And then a day or two later she looks like a tweaking meth head lesbian hooker.
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>she looks like a tweaking meth head lesbian hooker
Spot on anon! Bravo
Not only is he going to milk it, but he also can't handle an ex of his living happily without him.
He'll talk about his ~evil canadian ex who got pregnant with another guys baby, who I dumped because she laughed when I slipped on ice~ even more, hoping his ten real fans will harass her off the internet again.
Plus all the Lameo lovebombs so everyone can see how happy and in love he is.
I hope she takes legal action. She already did by threatening to go to court if he didn't provide the proper legal documents giving him the rights to use and profit from videos with her in them.
Poor dumb fuck couldn't get it through his head that volunteering
and consenting to being in a video without having a gun to her head wasn't legal proof that would hold up in court.
She has the resources. I hope it made him shit his sock-stuffed manlet undies and think twice about antagonizing her.
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The one thing Greg no longer has is vast amounts of money as before. A long dragged out legal fight will destroy him financially, and his peons on youtube won't understand why he is attacking somebody who is just trying to make it in the world with her creative spirit.
He's saddled with 2 runts and the Foot in a new house with a new truck, and he's sending his accountants about 4k a month ((probably the accountant is placing the money into an escrow account because the fine Shreg must pay back to the IRS is huge, not that the accountants fees are 4k a month, that is ludicrous)).
He's busy sending chump change to the bots for his twitter, patreon, and all his youtube accounts.
Oh we know you do Shreg, you cannot buy real time views on twitch or periscope, you get like 15 people on average, max. That's your fanbase. Top kek
So with Greg screaming at her lawyer last time, i am sure that her lawyer will be much more extreme the next time Greg chooses to try to drag Shi's name through the mud. These libel and slander lawsuits are no joke.
Greg ain't got the money. Also, i don't think The Foot would be happy with Greg spending any of their fanily monies on "the ex". Every dollar tossed that way, every moment he spends invested in fighting that, would be Greg saying to lainey, "Shiloh is more important to me than you or our 2 kids."
Something tells me The Foot would not approve. We'll see.
I bet Shreg would choose to represent himself instead of getting a lawyer to save money.
God I would do anything to be in that courtroom after he's charged with contempt for narc raging at the judge. After that phonecall with Sh's manager he's proven that he's too fucking narc'd up and socially retarded to behave himself in front of other people.
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He and Lainey are sure getting comfortable with all of the crotch shots
In this video he posted the other day about Eugenia (yes, another one), he uses YouTube comments where people say they're doctors/ nurses/clinicians etc. (LOL doctors aren't watching your videos, Greg) and he uses those comments as "professional" opinions. This idiot actually believes random people on YouTube saying they're doctors.
He also lists a bunch of ED hotlines and tells people to call them to… what, force them all call Eugenia?? Wtf
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Looks like that diet he was talking about isn't working.
Yeah, even AJ said that he would ask her over and over again if she would have his kids when he fucked her raw dog the first time they met
. No doubt it's because of his nasty impregnation fetish
Yeah, Shreg is a serial projector. His infidelity made him feel dirty, and so to absolve his guilt he blames the other woman.>>531162
Shreg seems like the kind of cretin that would say he's infertile knowing full well that he is not just to possibly impregnate someone. He took an at home fertility test that came out as infertile but know him being a neanderthal and all he probably didn't follow the instructions and whacked off to hentai 50 times before testing.
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Not creepy at all.
Billie's waist is almost half the size of Lainey's
Such a smol bean indeed
That’s a bit of a reach, swings are props that most people have access too. Nit picking/reaching
On the other hand, she made a look book and a series of outfits as if she actually leaves the swamp. She made a bunch of going out looks as if she actually leaves the house! Bitch got no friends up in Washington! Bitch made outfits to hang out with the dogs in kek. What a loser pleb
It was for the fourth of July in 2016. So Lainey is still trying to copy Billie's looks from almost 2 years ago…>>531171>exact same outfit>same pose>same prop
It's not a reach at all anon. Especially considering the level of skinwalking Lainey has managed since the throuple ended. Shit is disturbing.
So many "looks" when she wears some boob juice stained oversized t-shirt and pajama pants 24/7 as we saw in that one video with Sam.
She wouldn't wear make up if her "job" didn't make her. She's been wearing less lately because "muh androgyny" as is. We can still see the litres of foundation you desperately cake on your face to cover the herp. Blur filter doesn't work as well as you think.
Wtf this video is so fucking cringey
Its almost as bad as the prom video
Yes, where she will be going as:
To "test it out". She also wants us to call her "he" now.
Definitely not binary, guys.
Tumblr said so.
So in that video he uses http://www.anad.org/education-and-awareness/about-eating-disorders/how-to-help-a-loved-one/
to compare the 'do's and don't's of addressing anorexia.
He mentions 'Don't Pretend it will go away' but conveniently leaves out 'Don't try to be a therapist', 'Don't force them to eat', and 'Don't shame them'.
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"I have never felt comfortable in a bikini"
I'd also like to point out in her old swimsuit haul she says she only has chest dsyphoria SOMETIMES
Jesus christ she's become a parody of herself, It must be absolutely enraging for legit trans people/farmers to see this hoe getting sponserships fucking money thrown at her, Co-opting the LGBTQ+ community just to make bank and look like a victim.
I long for laineys downfall as much as grease at this point.
Hmm how long ago was this? Maybe they've sunken even lower since.
Also jfc do some squats Lainey that's the lower half of an elderly man
Google "short hair tomboy lesbian".
It's 100% Lainey.
Yeah, that's a bit excessive.
If some sad little twit online bothers you that
much, ya might wanna turn off the computer for a while.
1:03 I have sensitive eyes and the sun hurts them!
Bitch it’s the sun! It hurts all our eyes! You ain’t special, it’s the god damn sun. Hurts all our eyes!
Haha I use to manage insurance fraud investigators and handle their cases. I bet he's loving Greg getting done for fraud. He's probably use to cold calling and confronting all sorts of crooks no wonder Greg hates him.
Although a little disappointed he's not a lawyer that would deal with divorce.
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Bless up, swampprince
IIRC he flat out admitted to jerking off within the restricted timeframe while reading the instructions to the camera. So yeah, he botched the test.
On a side note I wonder if Taylor is still returning her herp makeup back to the stores after using them for videos. Do you think she returns or sells the pallets sent to her as gifts as well?
I don't think she sells her used makeup. She'd get way too much shit for that.
She probably gives it to her mom, her sisters or Sarah.
Bulldogs are wonderful, you wash your mouth out young lady!
I bet he fucks her in the ass without realising because his festering dick is so comically tiny.
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(sorry for this anons but) are we looking at the same ass? i mean i guess you're entitled to your wrong opinion :^)
Kek I feel guilty and dirty for saying it okay. But I seriously think she has a nice ass. I’m similar to Lame’s build but Greg’s age. I’m NOT a smol bean by any stretch of the imagination. I’m 5’4, 107pounds. I’m thin but taller and not small. My measurements are similar, skinny fat and a size 3ish. But my butt is flat flat flat, it’s actually pretty messed up.
Maybe it’s my age or something but my butt is awful. My body is a fit more toned but only slightly. And I wish I had lames butt. I’m sorry and maybe I’m wrong. But I like her butt. She is still a garbage piece of shit person over all(no one cares)
Its disgusting. I agree with the anon who said it looks like an old mans.
BTW I wonder if gurg has heard about Shane going to Tanacon? He must be riddled with envy.
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Anon please stop. Please be trolling.
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I honestly feel bad for her skin.
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Fucking hell! This shit was so cringey.
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meanwhile he's scoping out other girls asses on twitter
Sephora recently made a post about changing their return policy because of
cunts like Lainey abusing their generous return policy. She won’t be able to constantly return shit without getting flagged and banned now.
Sunscreen even if she doesn't go out?
Drinking a damn glass of water would also help greatly.
She’s actually reached trailer trash status. Like this confirms it.
Girl please learn how to dress flattering, I honestly don’t give a shit if it’s feminine or masculine, but this bullshit looks good on no one. The best outfit was the Billie rip off, that’s saying something.
Mods if u don’t b& this I’m telling on you.
Consequences will never be the same.
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Eeeerrrrrrrrr she's delusional too.
so i'm watching this and my god
look at how much gurgels hand is shaking towards the end of the video kek
are we sure she isn't actually wearing billie's shirts? didn't billie leave some wigs behind? if she did who's to say she didn't leave some shirts behind too?
that makes her wearing the shirt all the creepier tbh.
very disconnected from reality.
nobody intelligent would work this him.
anyone who works with him stays a nobody.
Sarah might not have BDP though, I don’t think minors can be diagnosed like that (correct me if I’m wrong doctor and medical farmers). LaineyThot probably just took Sarah for her word, or they did some shitty online quiz and thought it was trendy.
When Sarah turns 18, she can actually go and get diagnosed. Or she can move in with the Onions again and fulfill her lifelong dream of being part of the Trinity. She basically looks like a plainer Billie with bad teeth now.
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Look at that hammy arm in her look book tho. B b but much anorexic very underweight n smol rly need to put on weight(nitpicking)
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Look at who I found sucking Jaclyn's ass on her new video
Highly unlikely, due to the fact of his tiny hot dog peen. Mean to say that since Maddie had children, Greg knows what they do to the birth cannal. He targets small underdeveloped teens for a reason. Actually several. No shade to Maddie at all, or mothers. We just know what Shegg the suk mi king is like.>>531134>>531145
This is fucking disgusting, and the main reason he is such a predator. Grooming his underaged teen fanbase to see their bodies and normalize that behaviour. So that when the young teens go over to the swamp shack, they won't be as horrified to see these adults cavorting around in states of undress.
This is the guy who insisted on hugging Sam and lifting her up, then letting her slide down so closely his effect 3 inches got caught on her genital region.
Fucking disgusting Shregg and Lame, pedos the lot of them. >>531114
In the past, he always represented himself, EXCEPT, for the times he wanted to date a minor. He stated in videos repeatedly on how he consulted with his lawyer to make sure his relationships with Shi and Lamey were not illegal. Hence, why Shregg moved to NN to be close to Lamey. Crossing state lines repeatedly would not have worked.
The reason he has a tax lawyer now is only because his finances were threatened by sonething he couldn't yell or manipulate away.
Hence his creation of his LLC. earlier this year. The dinglebrain found out how his personal affects were threatened because he never created a seperate business under his LLC. That's why he changed everything up too, to apply those tax kickbacks to his new toys and new house. While his personal assets are protected more now, it means that his income is still vunerable because the LLC. makes everything go back to zero, in a general sense, in that its a new business.
Just one more strike, that would be just awful for Onision, where would that pedo go to hunt for underdeveloped teens then? Would he fight the YT, or would he get a 9-5? Questions questions…
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Holy shit that got me
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she had fully nudies on twitter
with her "very real dysmorphia" that she has condom talks with the girls she wants to "bone".
'scuse me, if we do it, who's gonna wear the condom cuz ya know… dont wanna make babies'
things makes sense now.
yea fuck ok i meant to ask do you think with her "very real dysmorphia" that she has condom talks with the girls she wants to "bone".
'scuse me, if we do it, who's gonna wear the condom cuz ya know… dont wanna make babies'
Wtf are these outfits…..
Lainey not being a flabby mess will automatically make you 1000% more “masc”. Eat and workout not just attempt to starve yourself silly bitch
Also take fashion advice from actual men instead of tumblr and high school fuckboys you are a grown woman jfc
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In gurg's newest onisionspeaks video he was talking about going through and removing all the comments from lame's videos kek. Also apparently he's bisexual now. He's never up and stated that. In the past he's only over said he was biromantic so I guess that's changed
I'm taking over this page as much as possible, because I hate the fact that people keep asking my spouse to not include my scary pimply red tomato face in her videos. How else will I find a young 16 year old willing to ruin their lives to come and play with me and my wife, although I will be the one fucking them in the end.
Also, how trendy am I to claim bisexuality, even though I'm a raging homophobe.
I control my wife down to her ability to work, and this way, you fans and Lainey, both don't forget that.
Now come give me adulations for "protecting" my wife from constructive criticisms or a much needed smack of reality in the face. Because that may make her realise that I'm a huge piece of shit not fit for society and I need her extra income to claim as my own because I spent so much getting microdermabrasion and Botox so that teenagers won't run screaming upon the sight of me without the filters and high contrast.
I can't read this post without having to go back and reread every sentence because I think "they" is referring to a group of people when really it's just referring to Lainey. Very annoying.
Also I think this post was written by one of her fans on Onision's page. Or at least that's what it seems like to me
Such a fan but can't write properly Laineybot
And yes, I have seen a lot people from the LGBT community complaining about her. So idk what's the deal with this stan.
are you implying vaginas don't lose elasticity and tightness over time + after childbirth? because that is how they work… pushing a couple of babies out does some irreversible damage. it's just a part of life, nothing to be ashamed about.
thats why ogreg is always on the hunt for a twitter teen to stick with his mini cocktail weenie
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Not Greg, some stan is angry about the hate comments on Laineybots channel and crying about it on Gregs Patreon
she's proud of that because he's the only one working with her while she's wearing clothes,
it's like the one job she can tell her parents about
>yea i get naked for the cam from time to time >but first and foremost i'm an actress and it'S just a matter of time before my big break>i primarily work with my clothes on! i'm a real actress!
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Im really hoping that in a year or two once something happens between Toothy McHorseface and Onionboi, and they hate each other she does a #MeToo story about all the creepy shit he made her do, including BTS weird shit we all know happens but doesnt get captured on vid.
"he laid on the floor while wearing a diaper, crying and begging me to change him, while his morbidly obese friend pushed me towards Gregs semi-erect penis in his adult diaper, pressuring me to touch it, all the while Lainey was banging on the door asking what was going on"
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honestly wouldnt surprise me… although bigger than his ideal, she actually has a feminine body (which is what greg is attracted to… not smol bean prince boiiis), and despite having a child, she doesn't have saggy cow utters like lamey
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Can we talk about Maddie in the snowflakes thread? Don't get me wrong she's a total cow and there's tons of shit to talk, but she's also a notorious attention whore and probably half these posts about her are selfposts trying to hype up her insta-thot career. Just an opinion, if nobody else agrees please ignore me.
How desperate he must be for views that he'd do this with people he knows rather than film by himself or just Lainey.
Does he think this is the pinnacle of humor and we'll not all just think he's a perverted freak?
I agree. But the discussion about her isnt out of no where. She was in a recent video, people will comment about her for a day or so and then it will go silent about her (hopefully)
If it goes past a few days then Id say Im with you about moving the conversation to snowflakes.
Did he move it from one channel to another?
Its currently on his OnisionArchive channel, where did he originally upload it to?
Whos Stephan? He seems to be alleging they beat their girlfriends.
Whys the colors all washed out and muted. Is that how his top dollar 4K camera suppose to look? Or has he just tweaked the filters because the original super HD was showing too many imperfections in his skin?
Stephan is Stevop, Binkie Princess' boyfriend. He's probably kidding about the beats and maybe referring to spanking. Lainey really likes BP.
I'm surprised he managed to get so many people there for that video. Who's that random blonde guy?
1:34 Do you spank me
Ahem. Where have I heard this before? Where oh where have I heard this before?
Do you suk mi?
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>>531778>Who's that random blonde guy?
A grown up Teddy Duchamp?
No but seriously, Im curious who that rando is too. Could it be Madisons boyfriend?
Yes its his new place. Just moved in a few months ago. You can see how it looked after the house flippers got done with it, and compare how the onions have slowly started to destroy it.https://imgur.com/a/wKTrV
That didnt even register the first time I watched the vid, even though she makes a sarcastic comment about his two pants. I cant think of a good reason to wear two pairs of pants, unless his jeans are too loose and the pants underneath are actually sweatpants and hes wearing them to fill out the loose pants. But its mid June, why the fuck are you wearing two pairs of pants. I hope the tinfoilery goes full steam on this.
is this going to turn into a >how contagious is herpes?
Im not one of the previous posters, but I promise you that I can find at least 2 dozen pro and anti vaginal elasticity after child birth articles and scientific studies. Can we agree that we are all different and your experience may not be like your neighbors. No ones going to be 100% right and no ones going to come out on top of this argument.
1:30: "The reason Lainey thought I was bipolar… There's nothing wrong with bipolar. I just don't have it… the mental illness that I have that Lainey confused with bipolar is BPD."
So, yeah. Sarah's not bipolar. She says she's borderline, but as we've discussed, she was too young for a BPD diagnosis anyway.
I think the whole incident is just a perfect example of how stupid both parties are.
Footface just throws out mental evaluations by whats the easiest definition of that acronym her tiny foothead can muster.
And Wannabe-Billie 2.0 took some online quiz last year, so now she has Borderline Personality Disorder.
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So is real stream a peice of shit?? I say fuck that guy!! He’s a loser. Is this a farmer? Do we know them? Idk give a shit. He’s a loser.
get yr eyes checked. She's no twig, but she's far from being a 'big girl'. >>531849
anything new come about regarding the whole Amber/RSN rape thing? Or did she decide to drop it?
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Sorry anon I’m have to 3rd that motion. Unless we are starting a Madison thread, Can we not talk about the girl. She’s got curves in all the wrong places. But this is an onion thread not about Madison DeThirty
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We all know Onision is loosing subs, but look how desperate he is to get back to 2,100,000 subs again.
He has staggered his subs numbers.
The subs have been bouncing between 2,097,000 range for 22 days.
He looses subs, then buys a bunch, looses, then buys a bunch.
But for 22 days, the subs have stayed the same number???
Nope no uh uh no. Desperate small man.
He is suspended from posting, yet his numbers increase???
Buying fake accounts. Buying fake subs. Thats what Onision uses his patreon money for. For fake fans.
It still doesn't make him popular, and it does not meam he has fans lol.
They release new editions of the DSM with different guidelines. One edition can say that a certain age range can be diagnosed, but after more studies and discoveries the next edition can completely remove a certain group of people from eligibility of being diagnosed. I really don't think you have a case to sue, and psychiatrists are just physicians with a psychiatric specialty. Psychologists can also be doctors, but they typically don't diagnose and cannot prescribe medication. Your best bet is to go see another psychiatrist to really see if you have BPD. If you think you have a legal claim you're going to need to go to a lawyer not lolcow.>>531838
To steer the topic back to Onion Farm, its very possible that the same thing happened with Sarah, she got diagnosed under different guidelines. Since she's part of the Onion Farm though I'm inclined to believe that she took a buzzfeed quiz probably titled "Pick a breakfast and we'll give you a mental disorder".
Go to r/badwomensanatomy, there's a lot of people explaining that better than I could.
Vagina DO NOT get loose until you get too weak to use your muscles when you're like 80, except childbirth complications
, suddenly stopping working out or being aroused.
It's a muscle tunnel, why would it get loose if the muscle isn't torn.>>531692
Nice, so now both of them roleplay as bisexuals even though they have never had sex or loved anyone of the same gender and are a hetero couple with children.
If he's trying to appeal to lgbt group, he's really stupid. I don't doubt it will have the opposite effect.>>531862
Is buying subs even good for anything? I don't get it. Those are just empty accounts and his views will stay low so I don't see a point in it.
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if laineys going to walk the city streets in her bathrobe she needs to cover that shit up
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From Lame's Snapchat. Who's in the background? Looks like a woman with breasts but hard to tell, could just be Gurg's soyboy man titties…..
That looks so much like Greg. Maybe he really is growing breasts. Zooming in makes it look like someone placed a doll there, fucking creepy..>>531961
Someone took it personally
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Oh damn I totally missed that post as well, I agree let this be the next thread pic for the love of god! >>531910
Dear god it is her indeed bahaha
Maybe he's on E and Foot will finally get her girlfriend. His micropeen's can serve as a macroclit.anything to stay straight.
(Obvs not but funny to me?
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I thought this was funny, She was the only one to correct him on the first tweet.
When is he going to stop pretending to be leelu?
The Slayer of the manlet.
Twice in a row.
Autocorrect is a thing.
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Anon, I hope you don't mind I used your photo to add in gurgs.
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Dear God, So many acne scars and dead skin.
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Onion's trying to suck up on Deefizzy again.
His skin is directly indicative of his diet. Pure Shite.
Looks like he took a brillo pad to the face. His face looks like the old porous cement with the holes that used to be around pools. This skin has some major issues. The main one is that this skin has never seen a drop of sunblock in it's life. After his facial scrapings he needs to smear that spf50 on, or it will age you quicker. Thank god he's wrecking his own skin.
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Her poor hair. What is this, the third time she's bleached it and the third time she's redyed it?
Her hair must be so brittle. Honestly, she needs to leave it alone and just focus on letting it recover. Everyone knows 'smol space princes' can't be bald. I wonder what happens when it all starts to break and fall out.
I wonder how hard this made him narc rage irl. We all know how much he despises being corrected. I genuinely wonder what happens when he gets super triggered
by intelligent people on the internet.
No wonder she’s fucking balding.
The comment deletion spree on her videos is out of control. It also highlights how many more “likes” the “haturz” get that the comments who praise this trainwreck
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MFW you're too poor from being a shit tier youtuber and your husband's tax fuck ups so your husband's Aunt has to bleach your hair.
there was a farmer a few days ago that called this whole "leelu onision twitter" as an excuse to negate any personal responsibility on Onion's part for stupid and offensive tweets.
whatever anon called this, you were right.
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I just noticed Shreg's Patreon increased by a significant amount. Then I saw that someone had actually pledged $1000/mo. What do you think the odds are that this is an actual person and not Shreg or one of his family members?
Or he promised to do a "pledge for pledge" type deal with another youtuber as a last-ditch effort to boost his numbers?
I refuse to believe that anyone with a spare $1000 would choose to spend it on this sack of shit.
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Samefag but I did some more digging and may have figured it out. He and Toby Turner pledged to each other. I love how he claimed it's "10 cents" invested. No wonder he owes so much in back taxes, math isn't his strong suit.
For the same reason he buys Twitter followers and subs, I guess. Makes it look like he's more successful and worthy of investing in.
Some day he's going to have to accept that throwing money at the situation isn't going to save his dying channels.
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This is the 4th time in just 2 months that I've seen the same exact post, word for word when it comes to photos that are augmented (not photoshopped)
Ill get my hand slapped if I say hello to you, so Ill just say- I know that you know that I know you're keeping tabs. Keep watching and keep those feelings hurt.
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I love the part where Billy the Industrial Refrigerator is trying to hide.
"Fridge wheeeeere arrrrre you? I cant see youuuu"
Do Greg and Toby attend Alleged Rapist Conventions? They seem to be best buds now. Not sure how they hooked up, and it seems like Toby isn't as vocal with his support of Onision or making their friendship highly visible.
It has to bother Onision that an accused rapist doesn't want to sit at the lunch table with him, but will gladly take Gronks milk & brownie.
This seems like a really bad move on Toby's part. Imagine the shit storm Shreg will brew out of his ass. I can see it now, Toby withdraws his pledge, Onion fakes ignorance and claims Toby took advantage of the most honest youtuber, commence 30 videos and weekend long twitter spergfest. After being outed as a rapist Onion sperging at him is the least of his concerns, still probably not great for Toby's career.
I wonder how the Onion Clan will honor Papa Shreg for father's day this weekend. lol who are we kidding? Shreg is gonna lock himself away in the basement and fap to hentai.
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Taylor is daddy too.
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Any anons k ow what has Grease crying here?
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>>532114>tfw you're an alleged rapist and now the only people who want to associate with you are other alleged rapists>>532158
all grundle needs is a shitty soccermom haircut and his transformation into shrieking middle aged woman will be complete.
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Many many many years ago he used GoDaddy services for quite a few years. He would even talk them up in his videos from time to time, offering deals and discounts from them.
Then something happened. I think they started to charge more because of the increase in traffic and activity, or they "shut down" his stuff because they didn't want his toxic brand. I forget exactly.
What i do remember is his GoDaddy hate vendetta after that. Calling them crooks, liars, and stealers.
Sound familiar? You'd think he was dating GoDaddy and their web host services.
He put them on blast and went to another web host.
The funniest irony of it was that before, he was sooo happy with GoDaddy and tall about how much better they were from his prior web service.
Its been like 5 years since he got mad at GoDaddy.
I assume he either wanted to hint at fathers day in a discreet way without talking about Trot and clot,
Or, he spun the Onision Wheel of Wahs to find something to complain about, because according to his own words, he would never use them again.
So then why bring up an issue form 5+ years ago, when you had already resolved it beforehand?
Sounds like someone is DESPERATE for drama!!!
Happy Father's Day Greg. May your ball and chain and bandaid babies always remind you that everyone gets their comeuppance eventually. Hopefully one day you can grow enough as a person to be able to love your family unconditionally (but we wont hold our breath lol)https://hooktube.com/B9diCNDTHtQ
NTA but I was wondering the same thing. If not I hope the farmhands will approve one because he's turning out to be just as milky as Shreggly.
I get Onion's got something to benefit from hooking up with Toby but I don't get what Toby's getting out of it. I mean Grug isn't really going to help his 'reeee I'm a good guy' spiel. Maybe it's just that onion is the only one willing to play with poorlittle Toby in the sandbox. I noticed he's been pulling an Onion move and tweeting at Youtubers like Markiplier and getting ignored kek
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Maybe he can collab with Toby's gf. She's retweeting his video on Toby and wanting people to take criticisms of Onion elsewhere on twitter
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Is this aimed at Grunk?
She has a psychology degree. The only jobs she can get is middle management (and even then she doesn’t have any management or sales experience) or some low teir caretaking job making the same as a CNA
My friend is going to school to be a psychologist and only has her bachelors and she works as a care taker for a special needs kid making $10 an hour.
Sooo, Lainey finally decided to cash out on it being National Pride Month, first with her Androgynous Summer Look Book and now a Pride Colored Eyebrows Tutorial: https://hooktube.com/sz78HFVQaSU
If she goes to PRIDE in her area, I'm so sorry for everyone there who sees this wanna be transtrender
Jaclyn also made a video saying she didn't believe the accusations levied toward Toby.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF2fsPshqwc>>532190
He didn't maintain his db and blamed Godaddy when the forums crashed. This was back in the day when he was really trying to drive traffic to the forums.
born female, trans into guy.
why would he say that? theyre not patreons
:P(don't use emojis)
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How ironic is it that on Father's Day Shreg chooses to upload this. He says that this depiction is what a REAL daddy looks like, someone who can "pump babies into you". Babies you can then ignore while you make substandard cringy videos shaming people, I presume.
The hilarious thing is, the kid in the picture is a dead ringer for Shreg.
Also, he apologized for not showing his face again, there has to be something going on. Maybe his straight wife got him a facelift for Daddy's day.
I cross my heart and hope to die. Pinky swear promie on my grave! I am NOT a hipster wanna be! I am anything but a hipster trender. I was born in 1987 in the same neighbourhood attending the same high school as Grease. I have never in my life herd of Andy or Jinkerson outside of Grease! I moved to the Great White North at age 19 in 2006ish, but still have never once in my life herd my friends or their friends or even my local Canadian radio station ever mention either of these artists.j Granted I’m 31yrs old just like greg but I just don’t know who these people are! I’m not a hipster or a tender and maybe just super old, but are these bands bigger in te States than they are in Canada? I feel like I know music and have good taste but I haven’t herd my peers, friends family or radio stations locally ever mention these bands outside of Grease??? Is it me, or is it Grease? Or are they just bigger in America? I swear I’m not
A wanna be douche canoe hipster? I am basic AF yet don’t know Andy or Jinkerson
It just occurred to me that although I'm sure Shreg thinks this extra $1000/mo. bump in his Patreon by swapping pledges with Toby is going to encourage more kids to fork over their allowance, but does he realize that on top of the 5% Patreon cut he's going to have to report this to the IRS and pay taxes on it too? It's technically income.
I don't know the rules on this, but I don't think pledging money to YouTubers is an expense you can write off. It's not an advertising expense and it sure isn't a charitable donation, it's a gift. I wonder if this will be yet another of his desperate schemes that will bite him in the ass.
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off topic but i saw this on the gender critical subreddit and it made me kek
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"This guy not a daddy. More like a guy holding another dude's inverted pocket in prison."
Blatant homophobia, nice job Gork.
I actually like the idea but the execution is … not good.
It also makes her look incredibly sad. Plainey, blink thrice if you're in danger!! kek
His threads here are taking a week+ to even fill up, so his relevance is diminishing.
Hoping for a sperg, narc rage or facial treatment gone wrong.
His ddlg shit is fucking boring tbh. But I guess it's the only thing giving him views? His content is motivated by analytics, so maybe that's it.
It's his "second job"
"Boo hoo I have to work a second job to make ends meet. If you want more face time, gimme more monies to I can stop needing a mysterious 'second job'"
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Extreme tinfoiling, based on Shreg's intense hatred of pedophiles and his elite military police training, I believe that Shreg is leading an elite tactical pedophile strikeforce as his second job and Toby Turner is probably his partner.
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>>532295>He didn't maintain his db and blamed Godaddy when the forums crashed
Thanks, couldn't remember his reasoning, he's just such a cry baby about everything.
He's run the gamut of Onision. Com , onision .net , onision .xyz (where did that go lol) and now onision .wtf . He sure does love trying to find new places (domains) to hide his pedophilic behavior of grooming and seducing teens on his forums.
Any I missed??>>532256
This whole comment anon. Bachelors alone don't cut it anymore, a master's degree and a certificate or two, and you'll be rolling in money that used to be guaranteed with a mere bachelor's.
The bachelor does count for something tho, if you are thinking laterally when job hunting(seen it paired with success, and amazing high paying jobs, but I'm not going to help Shregg or Crusty Lips there). But it almost guarantees you a shift manager position in retail or food service after a year, earlier if its like, say, economics, or accounting.
She did think it would be easy money being married to a YouTuber. Now??? She's probably never worked so hard lin her life before (scoff), exempting her gymnastics and tumbling times.>>532300>Onision on his website saying he'd date a trans guy.>>532305>born female, trans into guy.
Heres his tweets, lest we forget how he feels about the whole trendy "trans" stance.>>532301>Kek at Grease forgetting he said he's not attracted to masculine looking people
Exactly. When he said that about Jaclyn Glenn, because all of pt and temp kept pointing out how Shregg had a huge crush on his atheist modeling queen. He was so jealous and upset that she was dating Ritchie.
He had to find something disparaging to say about Jaclyn to make himself feel better than them, but because Greg loved Jaclyn (he always loves what he can't have) there was nothing he hated about her mind or her thoughts, or her stance on atheism or her beauty.
So he attacked her in the closest way it triggered
He attacked Jaclyn Glenn's tall height, because it made him feel even more like a small man.
And we all know just how small he trully is…. downstairs….. lol lol 3 inch cheese doodle man ha ha.
If it was publicly speculated that Lainey is into DDLG then it would be assumed Onion must also engage in her fetishes as her husband. People may use that as further proof that he is a disgusting pedo.
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Well Grease's new positive facade is cracking
Completely agree. It's silly, as it doesn't inherently mean he engages in them. I can have and engage in fetishes that my partner doesn't. If being a little to lainey is wearing onesies, decorating her room like a wittle pwincess, wearing lisa frank and coloring my little pony books and sucking on binkies or whatever, she's free to do that without greg having to be her daddy.
Even though she calls him daddy. And he acknowledged it at some point.
But yeah, we would automatically associate it, so he's going on an antiddlg spreeee
he doesn't know that's what happened and that's why he's still blaming godaddy.
Ugh, she’s so insufferably smug. I hate this cunt so much.
>tonnes of bug bites
Bitch, you live in squalor, next to a swamp, and it’s summer. The fuck do you expect? Filthy cow.
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she looks terrible.
greg's fake nice voice is so irritating. and the way he fluctuates between his fake deep "take me seriously" voice and this passive aggressive high nice voice is seriously infuriating, but how is their thermostat low enough for a child to reach?
When my brother was 3, he was already capable of climbing on top of chairs, sofas and tables to reach the light switches. So it's not really surprising that their kid messed with it especially since it feels like they barely pay any attention to them.
Also can I just say, why are their kids so eerily quiet. For a 5 and 3 year old I'm expecting incessant chatter, questions and singing, especially when they're in the car during the vlogs.
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I can easily see how a child could play with a nest thermostat. There is no cover or buttons. Trot could easily reach up and spin it because it spins the way old thermostats used to.
I agree Onions faux nice voice is irritating. All his voice changes are creepy. Its like seeing him shift characters right in front of you. I have never in my life met someone who changes their voice as much as he does and I work in a psychiatric unit. Its fucking absolutely bizarre.