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No. 530011
Thread Image Credit:
>>528942 (Lainey's face is Social Repose's) and
>>529098Previous Thread:
>>>/pt/525312Onion Thread Archives:
>>>/pt/511709Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregma/Gurgles/Lainey's Gay Husband (abbreviated to LGH)/Shreg/Ogreg is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/Taylor/Lainey/Plainey/Doormat/Greg's Straight Wife (abbreviated to GSW), is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
On the last episode:
>Lainey spent almost a full week with her family and old high school friends in New Mexico with the kids>Onion used the debate against randos from as content for videos >>526197 and also proposed doing similar YouNow debates on a weekly basis. Anons unanimously agreed to avoid participating in the future to contribute to his downfall.>After sperging angrily for 5 whole days, Ogreg changed his tune to playing the victim and wanting to change with fake apologies >>526756>Blaire White actually accepted having a debate with Onion >> 527411 it's really boring and not even worth hate-watching, featuring Onion playing the victim and admitting to pandering to Blaire and his audience>Ogreg also posted on twitter posing as his dog Leelu >>527679>Ogreg, as he promised during his debate with Blaire, made half-assed apologies to people >>527857>Lainey posted a video where Onion waxes her legs, complete with close-ups of her discharge-soaked panties >>528771>McMansion is up for sale, complete with virtual tour of the not fully cleaned house >>528858>Greg posted yet another video where the outline of his junk can be seen >>529263>Lainey got a haircut that is worse than the 8 previous hairdos the Onions have had in the past couple of months >>529308>Lainey also posted a self-care video (now removed) featuring herself in a bathrobe and no clothes on underneath >> 529495 Thanks to anon for the screenshot compilation >>529535>But to top it all off, the Onision channel got its 2nd strike!! :D >>529904For the sake of making Onision threads more readable, please follow these rules in the future:
- No nitpicking. /pt/ no longer has the sage function.
- Don't liveblog streams. Unless something of importance is happening, we don't need minute by minute updates.
- Do not contact the cows and post about it here. You will be banned.
Gregma:
http://www.youtube.com/onisionhttp://www.instagram.com/onisionhttp://www.twitter.com/onisionhttp://www.instagram.com/onisionhttp://www.patreon.com/onisionhttp://www.twitch.tv/onisionPlainey:
http://www.twitter.com/laineybothttp://www.instagram.com/laineybothttp://www.youtube.com/laineybothttp://www.younow.com/laineybothttp://www.patreon.com/laineybot No. 530021
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Shreg is super suprised that YT doesn't want his bare ass and bately disguised nutsack on their platform.
Love how he's pushing his wife's channel and his patreon. He's legitimately freaked out and if he thinks his Patreon will still bring in money after he's booted from YouTube he's sadly mistaken.
No. 530023
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He just made a video whining about his strikes and
more importantly his inability to get sponsorships anymore. Because it's all about the videos and not the money, right Shreg?
This is karma at it's finest. His minions have been false flagging "hater" videos nonstop. And interesting how he's a great defender of "comedy" now, but not when other people make jokes.
https://www.hooktube.com/IqNz4O1gmi0 No. 530024
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>>530021a gem I found digging for other tweets about flagged videos
No. 530043
>>530041Im wondering the same thing. Like with Keemstar, he got his personal channel flagged and deleted and can never make another channel. The only reason he has drama alert is because he says hes employed by them and the owner of the channel is someone else (total BS probably)
But since Shreg made these alt channels years ago will Youtube allow them to stay if he gets his main removed because of community strikes, or does every single channel go bye bye when Onision channel gets dumped?
No. 530048
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>>530042If you watched the Why YouTube BANNED Onision video he shows the actual reasons that YT gave him.
I sure the reason for the Trisha Mukbang was probably for that censored ass shot, and implied sexual content. I cant go watch it and figure it out because its been deleted. As for the Chibi one, Im sure there was some kind of sexually suggestive content that Greg is skirting around and not mentioning in this video.
So yes is the answer to your question. This wasnt the haters or "shadow fans" making the decision, it was YT admins following the guidelines given to them.
No. 530050
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>>530023at the 1:50 mark of that video he has a placard that describes "background issues"
I know Greg likes to be vague and pussyfoot around names or details, so I understand that when he says "background financial issues" that concern an accountant hes talking about him trying to write off his house and every fucking thing he could think of when he did his taxes for the past few years and now the IRS is going to ass rape him.
But what does it mean when he says "a background second job"
Did he actually get a real job? or is he just baiting?
No. 530058
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Their matching tattoos
No. 530059
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So many disturbing faces throughout this video I’m sorry I have to dump them here. During her tattoo she was making this face kek
No. 530060
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Her face whilst Greg promoted her patreon on her video
No. 530061
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While she talks about how Greg was putting the pizzas in the boot and pizzas don’t belong there
No. 530062
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Greg’s tattoo face
No. 530063
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Much attractive. Very social repose
No. 530064
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No. 530065
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Small mans mirror shot at end of the video.
No. 530075
>>530018>Lainey is starting to look like trailer trashShe has always looked white trashy. But now she does even more.
Does anyone has a new hooktube link for blame's "self care" video? The one in the last thread isnt working.
No. 530076
>>530075Lainey deleted it once her fans told her that her pancake was exposed.
A kind anon did mirror it for us.
https://vimeo.com/274390578 No. 530078
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Let the udder memes commence.
No. 530079
>>530062I imagine this is the face he'll make the day he dumps Taylor and the kids and moves his new teen puss into the swampshack
Total bliss
btw are his two front teeth slowing trying to close in on each other, like they're hinged in the middle. His wisdom teeth must be late bloomers and are crowding his teeth together like accordion doors.
No. 530091
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>>530081you're off by 2 years
No. 530092
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>>530031I was wondering this too. Someone should ask Bunion.
>>530041There's some speculation, but there's nothing out there that outright says it.
It DOES seem like if he gets another strike in 90 days, he might lose the channel though.
>>530042The Trisha Paytas one was downright foul. I don't know what he changed for YT, but he makes a ton of sexual noises and talks about bukkake while sucking on his microphone and shoving food in his face and mixing it all together. Very disgusting.
The Chibi video is mostly annoying, and he humps a tree and the ground a bit, but it's fuckin' mild in the grand scheme of Onion's fuckery.
No idea why those two videos actually got him strikes, he's got at least a dozen off the top of my head that are a million times worse.
Hilariously, he actually CAN'T upload to his Onision channel and can't collect sponsorships there.
No. 530100
>>530058This video up somewhere? I don't see it yet.
>>530093>Raping Grandmahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDFqcCY-8MI>Video about a man raping a woman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu3Dq079RrQ>Video mocking the deafhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaBuKtNYTs4>Video that mocks Japanese suicide victimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBzpdycoYr8>Video made right after that woman shot up YT HQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmkvOqHCCK0>Suicide jokes right in the beginning, violence against women, etc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV40gCeoZh8>Promoting violence against womenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOdaugahpWM>Racist shit in the middlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT7LdeUwdvQ>Video where he pretends to kill his sonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBqlMvuGbyw>Video of him abusing and pissing on a babyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eusfi1ZULJw>Video mocking the disabled (Parkinson's Disease) He also shakes a pretend baby here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2vT4RamtOY>Everything he says in this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0RWJnER3_Y>Gay jokes, lots of innuendohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvT0_Fv7-uc>More simulated sex/humping with Chibi and innuendoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6EmuG0WuYE>He rapes an Andy Biersack effigyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFIrz-AHXVI really can't stomach any more of his content, but spend a few minutes watching a few videos and you'll find a ton of things.
No. 530110
>>530100thanks for putting yourself through this.
actually watched a bit myself and jesus. childish sht up in that head of his.
No. 530133
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>>530119but yet, she calls herself gay because she "likes girls"?
No. 530141
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No. 530153
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>>530150And living with greg has turned a cute bubbly cheerleader named Taylor into Ellen Degeneres
Also, why did Taylor spend 2 great weeks with family, but upon returning to Greggles and his trashy trailer, Taylor instantly needed to de-stress and do self care because of all the stress????
Guess its NOT the kids that causes Taylor so much stress
Its Greg stressing Taylor Elaine out to the point that she forgets shes a smol space boi, and instead tries to be soft and girly with her boobs flopping out.
Bet that Greg made fun of her for not "making herself sexy enough for him after being apart for 2 weeks."
Maybe the fact that he instisted on doing her from behind is because he doesn't like to look at Taylor during sex. He "punished" her for flipping around by bruising her neck with hickeys, which bt the way, Cannot be good for the elasticity of the skin, neck skin, face skin and the decollette skin is oh so delicate.
But as i was saying, maybe he said she looked like shit and didn't want to look at her all unkempt amd fug, so she went to extreme with her destress pampering.
Either way, no body envies the foot after all the herp a derp sores seen in every one of her videos.
Because if greg dumps taylor for new puss, that new puss will get the same sores, but no valtrex, because greg hates doctors and wont let his partners go to the doc.
Tell me, what fresh young girl wants a guaranteed case of raging herpes from fhe suk mi king?? After all of Laineybots videos showing what happens when the bloom fades from the relationship?
Who would ever want to be permanently marked by that, from Onision of all people??
No. 530198
>>530011>>530120I have faithfully reported every video over the years that go against YT's TOS amd guidlines and it has frankly been astonishing to me how much they have let him get away with, while he and his minions have false flagged countless "hater" videos successfully.
It's hilarious to me that he sees himself as a victim and somehow targeted by YT. Also I love that he is so dumb: by crying about this on Twitter and trying to garner sympathy and support, he's only going to succeed in getting more people to report his videos in hopes he'll get booted permanently.
He has nearly 350k followers and only got 29 retweets and 124 likes. I'm sure he assumed people were going to rush to his defense kek.
No. 530206
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Shreg is going full-on victim mode. A few short days ago he promised more positive content, but I predict he will treat his teen fans to at least a few whimpering, teary masterpieces on how YouTube is put to destroy his family. Then a few more rating their bodies and harassing Eugenia in the name of "comedy".
No. 530225
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Kek why would anyone ask a creepy, angry ogre in his 30's who has zero friends for advice about friendship? Boggles the mind.
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>>530243That would be the milkiest thing ever!!
No. 530252
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Looks like Gronk is targeting BinkiePrincess in his videos and tweets now lol
No. 530253
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Kek he made a plea in his "YT Banned Me" video asking for people to subscribe to his Uhoh channel since he can't upload to the O'Shreg one.. Looks like it didn't work out in the way he had hoped. Poor Shreg, can't catch a break.
No. 530265
>>530206Hahaha he's literally shoving his Patreon on to people's faces.
Why not make a normal censor???
No. 530275
>>530252he deleted it in mere minutes
why tweet it if you're going to delete it immediately after
its like mumbling insults under your breathe and when someone says "what did you say" he shakes his head like he doesnt know what you mean
No. 530308
>>530153>And living with greg has turned a cute bubbly cheerleader named Taylor into Ellen DegeneresHDU, Anon! Ellen is funny and charming and is an actual lesbian that likes having having sex with a woman, and who knows how to do her makeup to emphasize her best features. (Granted, she looks like she's been out in the sun a bit long in the right hand pic.)
Unlike Taylor, who is none of those things.
No. 530309
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wtf is this face?
No. 530323
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No. 530328
>>530323I find it funny that LGH insists on doing doggy style because
he doesn't want to look at
GSW No. 530409
>>530107My thoughts exactly
IM IN A CRISIS FINANCIALLY
BECOME A PATREON AND GIVE ME MONEY TO HELP ME SURVIIIIIVE
proceeds to get tattoos
It’s like they need to be spoon fed luxery in order to keep breathing.
No. 530413
>>530407I doubt your gag reflex would have enough time to fully engage.
Greg strikes me as a 2 minute guy, and one minute of that is trying to position Footface on the bed so he doesn't have to see her DeGeneres face.
2 minute sex tape tops.
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>>530412She's been ignoring that and everything that relates back to BinkiePrincess. She would only answer stupid questions about herself on YouNow again today. She was trying to get 69k her last stream and she barely broke 3k. People told her that we didn't like Gronk in her videos and she said she wants him in them and so he will still be in them. She also insisted she's more than Gronk's wife and that people don't only watch her videos to see how Shmegma treats her.
No. 530416
>>530412Several people brought it up many times and she refuses to even hint at it.
Several people also asked if she wanted to take the chance to stand up for her "friend" BinkiePrincess but she somehow lost all sight when those comments scrolled through as well.
Guess I won't be getting those glasses she's pushing
No. 530423
>>530412>>530416>>530415Oh, also, after people were telling her how happy she looked in NM, she made a point to mention that she felt soooo anxious and uninspired there.
Then after it was mentioned that a person hoped she didn't feel like she has to lie about her feelings, smuggy mcgoo insisted she doesn't…
…which is interesting, because 1. all she does is lie and 2. she definitely said she was feeling good and happy while in NM. She's just trying to convince herself and others that she's happiest in her shitty swamp, but if that's the case why did she suddenly have "mental health" problems so soon after returning? HMMMMMM
No. 530425
>>530415she said she wants him in them and so he will still be in them.
In her recent tattoo video, she herself says she hates Shreg being in her videos because hes annoying her
@ the 6:40 mark
She needs a bigger mouth with as much as she speaks out of both sides of it.
No. 530450
>>530431Theres a part of me that wonders if she doesnt really think shes lying anymore.
She convinces herself of whatever story she or Greg are trying to push, even if theres proof to the contrary.
Like how she didnt really want a girlfriend but Greg pushed her into it. Then the story became that Greg helped her understand her wants and need for a girlfriend.
No. 530471
>>530050His second job is probably shit like:
"Lainey's editor"
"Lainey's videographer"
"dedicated twitch streamer"
No. 530485
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No. 530486
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>>530485Plus the feedback
No. 530491
>>530485So its another "what about me"
Shes angry that no one is stroking her fragile ego, and because no ones giving her asspats shes going to stop giving them that perk.
I can just imagine how it is to be Trot and Clot. When she gives them toys they have to say how thankful they are every day they play with it or she takes it away and hides it in the closet.
"you kids are so ungrateful"
No. 530498
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Wow her newest beautynot video was her “reorganising” her make up which literally just consists of her dumping shit out and putting them in a “nice” place and rearranging palettes. Boring af and she shows her “closet studio”
She handles nothing with care.
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I mean she literally dumped this one out, put everything back in and then decided to move it to a storage bin
No. 530500
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And her closet pride
No. 530501
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>>530500We love a wife that knows her place stored and hidden away
No. 530508
>>530501Ugh. It's so cramped and tiny. Remember when she was first spouting that she liked her closet studio more than her old spacious one at the Grease McMansion. Yeah I doubt she still feels that way. Lmao actually I doubt she ever felt that way. The swamp trailer is tiny and disgusting.
LaineyThot's videos are always so lazy. She's so uncreative and plain that dumping her makeup out and rearranging it was the best thing she could quickly come up with. I cannot understand why people unironically pay for her content
No. 530518
>>530498>>530501Her "studio" looks sad af, I'd be depressed just by looking at it
>>530512Of course she would, living in an echo chamber is never helpful to grow as a person/"creator"
No. 530529
>>530485bitch is so passive aggressive. I know things can be interpreted differently when it's only written text but she added "sorry for the mini rant" herself, so… wow. It's not enough that people PAY for her content, no, they have to praise her too.
Also, she ALWAYS feels lost and has to ask literal children what to do. This is not a new thing. Maybe just stop "being in the public eye" if you don't enjoy it and aren't inspired by it, Lameo?!
No. 530532
>>530479She freaked the fuck out when people kept asking that trans guy to roast her, and Blaire and onions chat about nonbinary shit probably spurred the self care vid.
She knows goddamn well that outside of her small little army of ass kissers lie a sea of people that will see through her bs. She is using the LGBT label to be special to a select group of retards but she knows that she should never get too involved if she doesn't wanna get burned.
No. 530544
>>530542 She said "transmasc" the other day on stream. Yesterday said non-binary with a gender expresion leaning toward the masculine side of the spectrum and liking looking androgynous.
She loves being confused for a boy and gets pissy when her voice giveaway her away– "No,no. You had it right…"
So whatever the fuck that cluaterfuck even means.
No. 530549
>>530544So basically she wants to go for the young twink vibe but not actually want a dick.
Wow, you hear that everyone? If you like a short haircut, baggy clothes and anything remotely associated with men then congrats! You're are officially in the trans club! You poor marginalised lot, please email me your preferred pronouns so I may not offend you.
And as for me please continue to refer to me as she/her because I have never cut my hair and I don't even own pants or shoes without heels. Doh! I am such a dirty cis girl.
No. 530571
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>>530218this was what you'd get for $5.
Literally just access to more ugly selfies + access to messages he may would have want just his 3 sponsors to see. Definetly worth it…
not No. 530578
>>530544What the actual fuck is this stupid bitch's problem? First she was uwu agender smol space prince, then she pushed demiboy, now she's going for transmaculine? Lainey, you dipshit, you're not masculine or trans, kek even calling you androgynous is a stretch.
I think she decided to go for transmasculine because she got called out for being a trender and not legit trans. But who is she trying to fool with her nip slips? Lmao
No. 530593
>>530587Because muh Bachelor's in psychology magna cum laude degree
>>530584To be fair, if she wanted to pull some Gronk style mental gymnastics, she could have chosen the transmasc label because it, literally, has the word "trans" in it. I can already see the YouNow clips where she spergs to someone saying she ain't trans: "Uh no, I'm TRANSmasculine, like literally, I AM trans, muh dysphoria, muh anxiety"
No. 530610
>>530476Who copied who?
When was this released?
I'd be hilarious if his "biggest success" was just a mediocre copy. lmao
No. 530613
>>530611Bummer.
But hey, at least the video looks like there was more effort put into…
No. 530621
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>>530011Meanwhile our beloved Swamp Monster is late to the trends as always… Doing another video with only voiceover and no facecam à la LeafyIsHere.
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=G6wDtj2IV8o&t= No. 530630
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>>530571That's such a waste and he's really ripping off his fans for this one. I mean, this is what you get for the same amount and less on his patreon. Greg already set the standard for what things cost, I get that he doesn't think before he does things but this is a whole new level of stupid and I'm saddened by how many kids probably pay for both or the sponsorship on its own
No. 530640
>>530485>WHY ARENT YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO THE THINGS IM POSTINGBitch,isn't their money enough? Now you need their comments too?
Like,I get wanting feedback or to interact withpatrin but fuckoff
I hope she posts uncensored for obvious reasons.
No. 530648
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>>530501Well, Greg claimed the garage for himself (that will bite him in the ass in the future heh heh), and there were no more spare rooms (prolly his words), so she shoved Lamey in the closet.
If Lamey actually
HAD proper self-esteem and self-respect, she would have
not accepted to be put away in a closet.
You know, for how staunchly femenist Greggory
claims to be, he isn't practicing what he preaches. Their recording space shows enormous
gender inequalities.
If they are married, and they are equal (per feminism), then Lamefoot should get equal recording space. Or one whole room equal to size of their garage.
Surprised for how feminist Shreggly is, he didn't insist that Lame gets the garage, or that they share the space.
Greg is a hypocrite and no friend to women. He's a misogynist through and through. Onision believes in the inequality between men and women, and he proves it every single day he keeps Lainey in the closet.
No. 530650
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>>530648Samefag, here is Onision's tweets claiming to be a feminist, and saying women are better than men. But still… where's the equality??
No. 530652
>>530535Are those new hickies on the back of her neck?
Do they only do doggy style because Onion can't see her face anymore?
No. 530654
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>>530650I'm not going to insult anyone's intelligence here by explaining everything wrong with this…
..but holy SHIT Lainey and her disgusting husband are some of the least self-aware people on the planet. They don't seem to grasp that no matter how often you claim to be something, no one has to respect that as being true/real. Lainey can claim to be trans/poly/happy all she wants, but her behavior and mindset suggest otherwise. Greg can claim to love women, but all of his recorded behavior over the past decade points towards him actually despising women, especially confident women who are too secure to give a fuck about his approval of them.
Also I'm just gonna attach this snap here because I want a reason to delete this horrible photo off of my phone forever
No. 530674
>>530476"I'm a hotdog"
>Beat drops"Look at me look at me look at me"
Really makes ya thonk.
No. 530686
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Lol. Did her face 3lbs foundation smear, but I guess she didn't think of not showing the back of her head where her foundation ends.
No. 530696
>>530535"My face make up, We need to fill that right up"
"My eye make up, As you can see its pretty empty"
Don't think I don't see that subtle manipulation to goad your thirsty fans into buying you more make up. Its the same script from younow.
"Ohh that animation is soooo cuuuuute"
"Oh a new animation omg I want to seeee it"
Completely ignoring the fact that those oh so cute (shit) animations cost fucking money you cow.
Fuck lainey.
No. 530697
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>>530621He's definitely getting panicked about money. Notice every single tag is aimed at Paulers. He has always tagged his name with some combination of "awesome" and "comedy", but even he knows his name is YT poison now.
It's good he didn't show his face, but unfortunately he used his own hideous voice and stupid hyena laugh. Interesting how this voice is about 10 octives higher than his "serious" voice where he's trying to prove how untriggered he is. I hope it's eating him up inside that he has to resort to this kind of nonsense to keep his channel afloat.
No. 530723
>>530697Haha he's slipping down the irrelevancy drain so much, Is the had dissillusioned that he doesn't realize that a lot of teens and kids now days don't want to watch him or his "lol so random, oo randomly shooting a person, SCREAM, Ahahaha, Dress up and make a shit pun" videos are fucking dead and boring as all hell.
Face it grease, The only time you'll ever see any jump in your views ever against is if you divorced lainey. Thats it.
No. 530736
>>530723If I was LGH and losing relevancy this quickly I'd definitely stage a divorce agreed on by both parties, cause some mild yet alluding drama and squeeze out "most every" (huehue) video I could.
After two months I'd officially reunite with Lamey release some more drama about how terrible the time being alone was and squeeze out more videos.
Lamey could have her 2 month social media break that she's longing for because of the sadness, depression, smol bean victimhood bla bla the divorce has caused her.
Causes an uproar among fans, causes an uproar among farmers, causes an uproar among haters.
Win-win for both of them.
I wonder if he's already had this idea and Lamey's just too clingy and suspicious that her "Greek God" might leave her for good.
No. 530745
>>530697Didn't he
just make an apology video where he mentioned Blaire White suggesting he use the names of YouTubers in videos but he said he
wouldn't do that to show that he was somehow morally superior to him? That didn't last long.
No. 530750
That's hilariously pathetic.>>530697
>>530738Wants to be a teen twink emo boy
No. 530759
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>>530697That is sad. To tag any popular name but your own brand. The name onision is pure poison
He'll throw his "principles" right out the window when it suits him. No character, no real intergity. That's why people avoid him, he's just not for genteel company.
>>530723This whole post. The newest batch have a new mentality, his humour no longer retains their attention. Young people still think its strange for such an old man to try to be all hello fellow kids with them.
For the rest of us, there's huge amounts of new info, stories, videos, facebooks, games etc. on top of partners, work, family, daily errands, hobbies, school, cooking, pets, sleeping, and relaxing.
There's never time for anything, there's so much more stuff to see or do during free time. Why would anyone want to waste it on some old manipulative narcissistic asshole with a stunted mentality??
Who wants to see small onion boy get angry or hear shreiking when they just want to relax and unwind???? No thank you
Thats why hes failing. His content blows and hasn't adapted to the new times. If dinosaurs don't evolve, thego extinct.
Here he is buying more and more subscribers to keep his numbers afloat while his channel will have to remain inactive. Kek like we can't see right through you
No. 530769
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>>530750Twink emo boy? More like tomboy lesbian. Oops.
She sperged so bad the other day when someone called her a lesbian.
No. 530773
>>530697>>530759He really has fallen to rock bottom. At this point he actually should be looking into getting a real stable job. No matter how you look at it, his Youtube career is over. He can't even use his own name and most people despise him as well.
His channels are bringing in nowhere near what they used to and while they might be able to sort of keep him almost afloat, Youtube is only getting more and more strict over-time. He has to realize by now that it's never going to go back to how it used to be, right? They're never going to help him. He's never going to reach another million followers and most of the followers he has now don't even care about him either.
He truly has no future with Youtube anymore. If he were mentally stable enough, he'd understand that and give up his "comedy" video making and just switch over to vlogging his normal life as a normal citizen raising kids and hauling Costco groceries. He has to face the reality of his age and situation and adjust to that instead of screeching how life isn't fair
No. 530777
>>530773I kinda wonder who else he's going to lash out at after his binkie spergs?
He's going to end up having the mother of all extinction bursts and dear milk gods I hope we all are witness.
No. 530806
>>530697>>530745>Didn't he just make an apology video where he mentioned Blaire White suggesting he use the names of YouTubers in videos but he said he wouldn't do that to show that he was somehow morally superior to him? >That didn't last long.Just last week anon on June 4th 2018. Timestamp is the first 10 seconds
https://hooktube.com/ssXX_xE9VJwTook him a week to go back on his word.
Wonder if thats how long he stayed away from whacking his pud to hentai loli girls
Can you imagine how shitty of a husband he must be, to never keep his word. How tragic that Lainey puts up with it for so long.
No. 530818
>>530806>How tragic that Lainey puts up with it for so long.She made her bed, She sought him out even when he was being abusive with shiloh. She wanted this.
I have no sympathy for the cunt.
No. 530859
>>530818She also was so into LGH around the same time he was with Adrienne. Lame really did want that suk mi action alright.
>>530784As insufferable as she is, if she was, at the very least, consistent with her being agender, transmasc, emo, non-binary or whatever, she'd get a bit less hate. She likes to play with these labels like they're fashion accessories. GSW is just shy of being as retarded as Milo Stewart-tier sjw retards who are "40% masc, 30% fem, 30% idiot one day and the next identify as 99% masc". She's like so dark and emo but goes for the washed up walmart Ellen Degeneres look
>>530769If she was as intelligent as her magna cum laude degree should technically prove, she'd understand that nobody with at least two functional brain cells thinks she's whatever the fucking Tumblr label she discovers that week.
Never change, Lame.
No. 530860
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LGH deleted a video on his main channel. Probably scared of getting another strike.
No. 530862
>>530860Lets keep reporting.
All his videos violate guidelines one way or another.
(cowtipping) No. 530933
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/271886517?t=01m43s"I should probably try to do something viral again. I haven't done that in a long time."
- Onision, 2018
No. 530937
>>530933he tried with the shaving cream thing, the screaming baby thing, the egg smashing thing, etc.
he is a failure.
No. 531000
>>530997Really? I am going to check out her videos just to spite the onions. I bet they will try to start some shit with her of she gets popular.
She's so cute and a good singer, wish her the best.
No. 531009
>>530997Absolutely fucking YES. I hope she comes back and blows them out of the fucking water, Heres hoping for a shane shiloh collab meet up.
Ohhh just imagine the rage
No. 531022
>>530890He was an ugly kid with a head shaped like a brick and he became an even uglier adult.
>>530934I bet some fucking freaks would totally watch swamp prince and shreg sex tapes. I can't lie I'd probably watch it, or at least try to, but I would most likely need a therapist after. I bet them having sex is so fucking gross. Hickeys all over her neck are fucking gross.
No. 531024
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>>531023Like her dream date video she didn't look that bad, longer hair suits her. And then a day or two later she looks like a tweaking meth head lesbian hooker.
No. 531037
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>>531024
>she looks like a tweaking meth head lesbian hookerSpot on anon! Bravo
No. 531073
>>531046Not only is he going to milk it, but he also can't handle an ex of his living happily without him.
He'll talk about his ~evil canadian ex who got pregnant with another guys baby, who I dumped because she laughed when I slipped on ice~ even more, hoping his ten real fans will harass her off the internet again.
Plus all the Lameo lovebombs so everyone can see how happy and in love he is.
No. 531076
>>531073I hope she takes legal action. She already did by threatening to go to court if he didn't provide the proper legal documents giving him the rights to use and profit from videos with her in them.
Poor dumb fuck couldn't get it through his head that
volunteering and consenting to being in a video without having a gun to her head wasn't legal proof that would hold up in court.
She has the resources. I hope it made him shit his sock-stuffed manlet undies and think twice about antagonizing her.
No. 531096
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>>531076>>531073The one thing Greg no longer has is vast amounts of money as before. A long dragged out legal fight will destroy him financially, and his peons on youtube won't understand why he is attacking somebody who is just trying to make it in the world with her creative spirit.
He's saddled with 2 runts and the Foot in a new house with a new truck, and he's sending his accountants about 4k a month ((probably the accountant is placing the money into an escrow account because the fine Shreg must pay back to the IRS is huge, not that the accountants fees are 4k a month, that is ludicrous)).
He's busy sending chump change to the bots for his twitter, patreon, and all his youtube accounts.
Oh we know you do Shreg, you cannot buy real time views on twitch or periscope, you get like 15 people on average, max. That's your fanbase. Top kek
So with Greg screaming at her lawyer last time, i am sure that her lawyer will be much more extreme the next time Greg chooses to try to drag Shi's name through the mud. These libel and slander lawsuits are no joke.
Greg ain't got the money. Also, i don't think The Foot would be happy with Greg spending any of their fanily monies on "the ex". Every dollar tossed that way, every moment he spends invested in fighting that, would be Greg saying to lainey, "Shiloh is more important to me than you or our 2 kids."
Something tells me The Foot would not approve. We'll see.
No. 531114
>>531096I bet Shreg would choose to represent himself instead of getting a lawyer to save money.
God I would do anything to be in that courtroom after he's charged with contempt for narc raging at the judge. After that phonecall with Sh's manager he's proven that he's too fucking narc'd up and socially retarded to behave himself in front of other people.
No. 531134
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>>531131He and Lainey are sure getting comfortable with all of the crotch shots
No. 531138
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=50vJnE6t2BkIn this video he posted the other day about Eugenia (yes, another one), he uses YouTube comments where people say they're doctors/ nurses/clinicians etc. (LOL doctors aren't watching your videos, Greg) and he uses those comments as "professional" opinions. This idiot actually believes random people on YouTube saying they're doctors.
He also lists a bunch of ED hotlines and tells people to call them to… what, force them all call Eugenia?? Wtf
No. 531145
File: 1529002757737.png (1.02 MB, 1287x874, hipponision.png)
Looks like that diet he was talking about isn't working.
No. 531162
>>531146Yeah, even AJ said that he would ask her over and over again if she would have his kids when he fucked her raw dog the
first time they met. No doubt it's because of his nasty impregnation fetish
No. 531165
>>531161Yeah, Shreg is a serial projector. His infidelity made him feel dirty, and so to absolve his guilt he blames the other woman.
>>531162Shreg seems like the kind of cretin that would say he's infertile knowing full well that he is not just to possibly impregnate someone. He took an at home fertility test that came out as infertile but know him being a neanderthal and all he probably didn't follow the instructions and whacked off to hentai 50 times before testing.
No. 531167
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Not creepy at all.
No. 531169
>>531167Billie's waist is almost half the size of Lainey's
Such a smol bean indeed
No. 531171
>>531167That’s a bit of a reach, swings are props that most people have access too. Nit picking/reaching
On the other hand, she made a look book and a series of outfits as if she actually leaves the swamp. She made a bunch of going out looks as if she actually leaves the house! Bitch got no friends up in Washington! Bitch made outfits to hang out with the dogs in kek. What a loser pleb
No. 531178
>>531170It was for the fourth of July in 2016. So Lainey is still trying to copy Billie's looks from almost 2 years ago…
>>531171>exact same outfit>same pose>same propIt's not a reach at all anon. Especially considering the level of skinwalking Lainey has managed since the throuple ended. Shit is disturbing.
No. 531181
>>531171So many "looks" when she wears some boob juice stained oversized t-shirt and pajama pants 24/7 as we saw in that one video with Sam.
She wouldn't wear make up if her "job" didn't make her. She's been wearing less lately because "muh androgyny" as is. We can still see the litres of foundation you desperately cake on your face to cover the herp. Blur filter doesn't work as well as you think.
No. 531182
>>531164Wtf this video is so fucking cringey
Its almost as bad as the prom video
No. 531183
>>531175Yes, where she will be going as:
ELIJAH
To "test it out". She also wants us to call her "he" now.
Definitely not binary, guys.
Tumblr said so.
No. 531184
>>531138So in that video he uses
http://www.anad.org/education-and-awareness/about-eating-disorders/how-to-help-a-loved-one/ to compare the 'do's and don't's of addressing anorexia.
He mentions 'Don't Pretend it will go away' but conveniently leaves out 'Don't try to be a therapist', 'Don't force them to eat', and 'Don't shame them'.
Really, Grease?
No. 531186
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cHeSt dYsPhORiA
No. 531196
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>>531186"I have never felt comfortable in a bikini"
I'd also like to point out in her old swimsuit haul she says she only has chest dsyphoria SOMETIMES
No. 531197
>>531173Jesus christ she's become a parody of herself, It must be absolutely enraging for legit trans people/farmers to see this hoe getting sponserships fucking money thrown at her, Co-opting the LGBTQ+ community just to make bank and look like a victim.
I long for laineys downfall as much as grease at this point.
No. 531199
>>531196Hmm how long ago was this? Maybe they've sunken even lower since.
Also jfc do some squats Lainey that's the lower half of an elderly man
No. 531204
>>531203Google "short hair tomboy lesbian".
It's 100% Lainey.
No. 531205
>>531200Yeah, that's a bit excessive.
If some sad little twit online bothers you
that much, ya might wanna turn off the computer for a while.
No. 531212
>>5311641:03 I have sensitive eyes and the sun hurts them!
Bitch it’s the sun! It hurts all our eyes! You ain’t special, it’s the god damn sun. Hurts all our eyes!
No. 531217
>>531133Haha I use to manage insurance fraud investigators and handle their cases. I bet he's loving Greg getting done for fraud. He's probably use to cold calling and confronting all sorts of crooks no wonder Greg hates him.
Although a little disappointed he's not a lawyer that would deal with divorce.
No. 531234
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Bless up, swampprince
No. 531235
>>531165IIRC he flat out admitted to jerking off within the restricted timeframe while reading the instructions to the camera. So yeah, he botched the test.
On a side note I wonder if Taylor is still returning her herp makeup back to the stores after using them for videos. Do you think she returns or sells the pallets sent to her as gifts as well?
No. 531241
>>531235I don't think she sells her used makeup. She'd get way too much shit for that.
She probably gives it to her mom, her sisters or Sarah.
No. 531249
>>531210Bulldogs are wonderful, you wash your mouth out young lady!
I bet he fucks her in the ass without realising because his festering dick is so comically tiny.
No. 531252
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>>531250(sorry for this anons but) are we looking at the same ass? i mean i guess you're entitled to your wrong opinion :^)
No. 531254
>>531252Kek I feel guilty and dirty for saying it okay. But I seriously think she has a nice ass. I’m similar to Lame’s build but Greg’s age. I’m NOT a smol bean by any stretch of the imagination. I’m 5’4, 107pounds. I’m thin but taller and not small. My measurements are similar, skinny fat and a size 3ish. But my butt is flat flat flat, it’s actually pretty messed up.
Maybe it’s my age or something but my butt is awful. My body is a fit more toned but only slightly. And I wish I had lames butt. I’m sorry and maybe I’m wrong. But I like her butt. She is still a garbage piece of shit person over all
(no one cares) No. 531256
>>531254Its disgusting. I agree with the anon who said it looks like an old mans.
BTW I wonder if gurg has heard about Shane going to Tanacon? He must be riddled with envy.
No. 531257
File: 1529013432688.gif (3.09 MB, 400x225, makeitstop.gif)
>>531250>>531254Anon please stop. Please be trolling.
No. 531269
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I honestly feel bad for her skin.
No. 531288
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>>531164Fucking hell! This shit was so cringey.
No. 531292
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>>531252meanwhile he's scoping out other girls asses on twitter
No. 531293
>>531235Sephora recently made a post about changing their return policy
because of cunts like Lainey abusing their generous return policy. She won’t be able to constantly return shit without getting flagged and banned now.
No. 531336
>>531294Sunscreen even if she doesn't go out?
Drinking a damn glass of water would also help greatly.
No. 531419
>>531288She’s actually reached trailer trash status. Like this confirms it.
Girl please learn how to dress flattering, I honestly don’t give a shit if it’s feminine or masculine, but this bullshit looks good on no one. The best outfit was the Billie rip off, that’s saying something.
No. 531490
>>531283Mods if u don’t b& this I’m telling on you.
Consequences will never be the same.
No. 531510
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Eeeerrrrrrrrr she's delusional too.
No. 531533
>>531264so i'm watching this and my god
look at how much gurgels hand is shaking towards the end of the video kek
No. 531557
>>531167are we sure she isn't actually wearing billie's shirts? didn't billie leave some wigs behind? if she did who's to say she didn't leave some shirts behind too?
that makes her wearing the shirt all the creepier tbh.
No. 531563
>>531510very disconnected from reality.
nobody intelligent would work this him.
..
anyone who works with him stays a nobody.
..
No. 531582
>>531568Sarah might not have BDP though, I don’t think minors can be diagnosed like that (correct me if I’m wrong doctor and medical farmers). LaineyThot probably just took Sarah for her word, or they did some shitty online quiz and thought it was trendy.
When Sarah turns 18, she can actually go and get diagnosed. Or she can move in with the Onions again and fulfill her lifelong dream of being part of the Trinity. She basically looks like a plainer Billie with bad teeth now.
No. 531596
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Look at that hammy arm in her look book tho. B b but much anorexic very underweight n smol rly need to put on weight(nitpicking)
No. 531604
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Look at who I found sucking Jaclyn's ass on her new video
No. 531640
>>531606Highly unlikely, due to the fact of his tiny hot dog peen. Mean to say that since Maddie had children, Greg knows what they do to the birth cannal. He targets small underdeveloped teens for a reason. Actually several. No shade to Maddie at all, or mothers. We just know what Shegg the suk mi king is like.
>>531134>>531145This is fucking disgusting, and the main reason he is such a predator. Grooming his underaged teen fanbase to see their bodies and normalize that behaviour. So that when the young teens go over to the swamp shack, they won't be as horrified to see these adults cavorting around in states of undress.
This is the guy who insisted on hugging Sam and lifting her up, then letting her slide down so closely his effect 3 inches got caught on her genital region.
Fucking disgusting Shregg and Lame, pedos the lot of them.
>>531114In the past, he always represented himself, EXCEPT, for the times he wanted to date a minor. He stated in videos repeatedly on how he consulted with his lawyer to make sure his relationships with Shi and Lamey were not illegal. Hence, why Shregg moved to NN to be close to Lamey. Crossing state lines repeatedly would not have worked.
The reason he has a tax lawyer now is only because his finances were threatened by sonething he couldn't yell or manipulate away.
Hence his creation of his LLC. earlier this year. The dinglebrain found out how his personal affects were threatened because he never created a seperate business under his LLC. That's why he changed everything up too, to apply those tax kickbacks to his new toys and new house. While his personal assets are protected more now, it means that his income is still vunerable because the LLC. makes everything go back to zero, in a general sense, in that its a new business.
Just one more strike, that would be just awful for Onision, where would that pedo go to hunt for underdeveloped teens then? Would he fight the YT, or would he get a 9-5? Questions questions…
No. 531662
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>>531653Holy shit that got me
No. 531670
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>>531510>>531562she had fully nudies on twitter
No. 531671
>>531596with her "very real dysmorphia" that she has condom talks with the girls she wants to "bone".
'scuse me, if we do it, who's gonna wear the condom cuz ya know… dont wanna make babies'
No. 531674
>>531670well now…
things makes sense now.
No. 531675
>>531671yea fuck ok i meant to ask do you think with her "very real dysmorphia" that she has condom talks with the girls she wants to "bone".
'scuse me, if we do it, who's gonna wear the condom cuz ya know… dont wanna make babies'
No. 531682
>>53128Wtf are these outfits…..
Lainey not being a flabby mess will automatically make you 1000% more “masc”. Eat and workout not just attempt to starve yourself silly bitch
Also take fashion advice from actual men instead of tumblr and high school fuckboys you are a grown woman jfc
No. 531692
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In gurg's newest onisionspeaks video he was talking about going through and removing all the comments from lame's videos kek. Also apparently he's bisexual now. He's never up and stated that. In the past he's only over said he was biromantic so I guess that's changed
No. 531700
>>531692Onion translation:
I'm taking over this page as much as possible, because I hate the fact that people keep asking my spouse to not include my scary pimply red tomato face in her videos. How else will I find a young 16 year old willing to ruin their lives to come and play with me and my wife, although I will be the one fucking them in the end.
Also, how trendy am I to claim bisexuality, even though I'm a raging homophobe.
I control my wife down to her ability to work, and this way, you fans and Lainey, both don't forget that.
Now come give me adulations for "protecting" my wife from constructive criticisms or a much needed smack of reality in the face. Because that may make her realise that I'm a huge piece of shit not fit for society and I need her extra income to claim as my own because I spent so much getting microdermabrasion and Botox so that teenagers won't run screaming upon the sight of me without the filters and high contrast.
No. 531705
>>531692 I can't read this post without having to go back and reread every sentence because I think "they" is referring to a group of people when really it's just referring to Lainey. Very annoying.
Also I think this post was written by one of her fans on Onision's page. Or at least that's what it seems like to me
No. 531711
>>531692Such a fan but can't write properly Laineybot
And yes, I have seen a lot people from the LGBT community complaining about her. So idk what's the deal with this stan.
No. 531714
>>531710are you implying vaginas don't lose elasticity and tightness over time + after childbirth? because that is how they work… pushing a couple of babies out does some irreversible damage. it's just a part of life, nothing to be ashamed about.
thats why ogreg is always on the hunt for a twitter teen to stick with his mini cocktail weenie
No. 531718
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>>531692>>531703Not Greg, some stan is angry about the hate comments on Laineybots channel and crying about it on Gregs Patreon
No. 531721
>>531719she's proud of that because he's the only one working with her while she's wearing clothes,
it's like the one job she can tell her parents about
>yea i get naked for the cam from time to time >but first and foremost i'm an actress and it'S just a matter of time before my big break>i primarily work with my clothes on! i'm a real actress! No. 531728
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Im really hoping that in a year or two once something happens between Toothy McHorseface and Onionboi, and they hate each other she does a #MeToo story about all the creepy shit he made her do, including BTS weird shit we all know happens but doesnt get captured on vid.
"he laid on the floor while wearing a diaper, crying and begging me to change him, while his morbidly obese friend pushed me towards Gregs semi-erect penis in his adult diaper, pressuring me to touch it, all the while Lainey was banging on the door asking what was going on"
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>>531725>>531606honestly wouldnt surprise me… although bigger than his ideal, she actually has a feminine body (which is what greg is attracted to… not smol bean prince boiiis), and despite having a child, she doesn't have saggy cow utters like lamey
No. 531737
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Can we talk about Maddie in the snowflakes thread? Don't get me wrong she's a total cow and there's tons of shit to talk, but she's also a notorious attention whore and probably half these posts about her are selfposts trying to hype up her insta-thot career. Just an opinion, if nobody else agrees please ignore me.
No. 531747
>>531728How desperate he must be for views that he'd do this with people he knows rather than film by himself or just Lainey.
Does he think this is the pinnacle of humor and we'll not all just think he's a perverted freak?
No. 531750
>>531737I agree. But the discussion about her isnt out of no where. She was in a recent video, people will comment about her for a day or so and then it will go silent about her (hopefully)
If it goes past a few days then Id say Im with you about moving the conversation to snowflakes.
No. 531770
>>531767https://hooktube.com/watch?v=qkRBuTo858wDid he move it from one channel to another?
Its currently on his OnisionArchive channel, where did he originally upload it to?
Other questions
Whos Stephan? He seems to be alleging they beat their girlfriends.
Whys the colors all washed out and muted. Is that how his top dollar 4K camera suppose to look? Or has he just tweaked the filters because the original super HD was showing too many imperfections in his skin?
No. 531778
>>531770Stephan is Stevop, Binkie Princess' boyfriend. He's probably kidding about the beats and maybe referring to spanking. Lainey really likes BP.
I'm surprised he managed to get so many people there for that video. Who's that random blonde guy?
No. 531780
>>5317701:34 Do you spank me
Ahem. Where have I heard this before? Where oh where have I heard this before?
OH YEAH!
Do you suk mi?
No. 531819
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>>531778>Who's that random blonde guy?A grown up Teddy Duchamp?
No but seriously, Im curious who that rando is too. Could it be Madisons boyfriend?
No. 531821
>>531818Yes its his new place. Just moved in a few months ago. You can see how it looked after the house flippers got done with it, and compare how the onions have slowly started to destroy it.
https://imgur.com/a/wKTrVThat didnt even register the first time I watched the vid, even though she makes a sarcastic comment about his two pants. I cant think of a good reason to wear two pairs of pants, unless his jeans are too loose and the pants underneath are actually sweatpants and hes wearing them to fill out the loose pants. But its mid June, why the fuck are you wearing two pairs of pants. I hope the tinfoilery goes full steam on this.
No. 531824
>>531822>>531814>>531714>>531710>>531640is this going to turn into a
>how contagious is herpes?Im not one of the previous posters, but I promise you that I can find at least 2 dozen pro and anti vaginal elasticity after child birth articles and scientific studies. Can we agree that we are all different and your experience may not be like your neighbors. No ones going to be 100% right and no ones going to come out on top of this argument.
No. 531832
>>5318271:30: "The reason Lainey thought I was bipolar… There's nothing wrong with bipolar. I just don't have it… the mental illness that I have that Lainey confused with bipolar is BPD."
So, yeah. Sarah's not bipolar. She says she's borderline, but as we've discussed, she was too young for a BPD diagnosis anyway.
No. 531838
>>531832I think the whole incident is just a perfect example of how stupid both parties are.
Footface just throws out mental evaluations by whats the easiest definition of that acronym her tiny foothead can muster.
And Wannabe-Billie 2.0 took some online quiz last year, so now she has Borderline Personality Disorder.
No. 531840
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So is real stream a peice of shit?? I say fuck that guy!! He’s a loser. Is this a farmer? Do we know them? Idk give a shit. He’s a loser.
No. 531850
>>531847get yr eyes checked. She's no twig, but she's far from being a 'big girl'.
>>531849anything new come about regarding the whole Amber/RSN rape thing? Or did she decide to drop it?
No. 531858
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>>531850Sorry anon I’m have to 3rd that motion. Unless we are starting a Madison thread, Can we not talk about the girl. She’s got curves in all the wrong places. But this is an onion thread not about Madison DeThirty
No. 531862
File: 1529130255815.jpg (317.86 KB, 750x1830, Desperate.jpg)
We all know Onision is loosing subs, but look how desperate he is to get back to 2,100,000 subs again.
He has staggered his subs numbers.
The subs have been bouncing between 2,097,000 range for 22 days.
22 days.
He looses subs, then buys a bunch, looses, then buys a bunch.
But for 22 days, the subs have stayed the same number???
Nope no uh uh no. Desperate small man.
He is suspended from posting, yet his numbers increase???
Buying fake accounts. Buying fake subs. Thats what Onision uses his patreon money for. For fake fans.
It still doesn't make him popular, and it does not meam he has fans lol.
No. 531886
>>531839They release new editions of the DSM with different guidelines. One edition can say that a certain age range can be diagnosed, but after more studies and discoveries the next edition can completely remove a certain group of people from eligibility of being diagnosed. I really don't think you have a case to sue, and psychiatrists are just physicians with a psychiatric specialty. Psychologists can also be doctors, but they typically don't diagnose and cannot prescribe medication. Your best bet is to go see another psychiatrist to really see if you have BPD. If you think you have a legal claim you're going to need to go to a lawyer not lolcow.
>>531838To steer the topic back to Onion Farm, its very possible that the same thing happened with Sarah, she got diagnosed under different guidelines. Since she's part of the Onion Farm though I'm inclined to believe that she took a buzzfeed quiz probably titled "Pick a breakfast and we'll give you a mental disorder".
No. 531888
>>531714They don't.
Go to r/badwomensanatomy, there's a lot of people explaining that better than I could.
Vagina DO NOT get loose until you get too weak to use your muscles when you're like 80, except childbirth
complications , suddenly stopping working out or being aroused.
It's a muscle tunnel, why would it get loose if the muscle isn't torn.
>>531692Nice, so now both of them roleplay as bisexuals even though they have never had sex or loved anyone of the same gender and are a hetero couple with children.
If he's trying to appeal to lgbt group, he's really stupid. I don't doubt it will have the opposite effect.
>>531862Is buying subs even good for anything? I don't get it. Those are just empty accounts and his views will stay low so I don't see a point in it.
No. 531910
File: 1529154215319.jpg (Spoiler Image,303.18 KB, 640x640, 976584657221058556962440775.jp…)
if laineys going to walk the city streets in her bathrobe she needs to cover that shit up
No. 531948
File: 1529172328740.png (1.74 MB, 750x1334, IMG_5998.PNG)
From Lame's Snapchat. Who's in the background? Looks like a woman with breasts but hard to tell, could just be Gurg's soyboy man titties…..
No. 531969
>>531950That looks so much like Greg. Maybe he really is growing breasts. Zooming in makes it look like someone placed a doll there, fucking creepy..
>>531961Someone took it personally
No. 531971
File: 1529177586428.gif (1.06 MB, 175x131, 1524095303483.gif)
>>531968Oh damn I totally missed that post as well, I agree let this be the next thread pic for the love of god!
>>531910Dear god it is her indeed bahaha
No. 531975
>>531969Maybe he's on E and Foot will finally get her girlfriend. His micropeen's can serve as a macroclit.anything to stay straight.
(Obvs not but funny to me?
No. 531976
File: 1529178888403.png (256.59 KB, 608x1222, keksmallman.png)
I thought this was funny, She was the only one to correct him on the first tweet.
When is he going to stop pretending to be leelu?
No. 531978
>>531976The Slayer of the manlet.
Twice in a row.
Autocorrect is a thing.
No. 531980
File: 1529179317428.jpg (Spoiler Image,103.74 KB, 640x640, fuck.jpg)
>>531910Anon, I hope you don't mind I used your photo to add in gurgs.
No. 532004
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No. 532007
>>532004Dear God, So many acne scars and dead skin.
Gross
No. 532009
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Onion's trying to suck up on Deefizzy again.
No. 532015
>>532004His skin is directly indicative of his diet. Pure Shite.
Looks like he took a brillo pad to the face. His face looks like the old porous cement with the holes that used to be around pools. This skin has some major issues. The main one is that this skin has never seen a drop of sunblock in it's life. After his facial scrapings he needs to smear that spf50 on, or it will age you quicker. Thank god he's wrecking his own skin.
No. 532019
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No. 532031
>>532019Her poor hair. What is this, the third time she's bleached it and the third time she's redyed it?
Her hair must be so brittle. Honestly, she needs to leave it alone and just focus on letting it recover. Everyone knows 'smol space princes' can't be bald. I wonder what happens when it all starts to break and fall out.
No. 532046
>>531976I wonder how hard this made him narc rage irl. We all know how much he despises being corrected. I genuinely wonder what happens when he gets super
triggered by intelligent people on the internet.
No. 532064
>>532031No wonder she’s fucking balding.
The comment deletion spree on her videos is out of control. It also highlights how many more “likes” the “haturz” get that the comments who praise this trainwreck
No. 532075
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>>532036MFW you're too poor from being a shit tier youtuber and your husband's tax fuck ups so your husband's Aunt has to bleach your hair.
No. 532086
>>531976there was a farmer a few days ago that called this whole "leelu onision twitter" as an excuse to negate any personal responsibility on Onion's part for stupid and offensive tweets.
whatever anon called this, you were right.
No. 532091
File: 1529197970092.png (1.25 MB, 1440x2334, wat the actual fuck.png)
I just noticed Shreg's Patreon increased by a significant amount. Then I saw that someone had actually pledged $1000/mo. What do you think the odds are that this is an actual person and not Shreg or one of his family members?
Or he promised to do a "pledge for pledge" type deal with another youtuber as a last-ditch effort to boost his numbers?
I refuse to believe that anyone with a spare $1000 would choose to spend it on this sack of shit.
No. 532094
File: 1529198388872.png (492.99 KB, 1440x2443, Toby Turner.png)
>>532091Samefag but I did some more digging and may have figured it out. He and Toby Turner pledged to each other. I love how he claimed it's "10 cents" invested. No wonder he owes so much in back taxes, math isn't his strong suit.
No. 532098
>>532097For the same reason he buys Twitter followers and subs, I guess. Makes it look like he's more successful and worthy of investing in.
Some day he's going to have to accept that throwing money at the situation isn't going to save his dying channels.
No. 532102
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>>532078This is the 4th time in just 2 months that I've seen the same exact post, word for word when it comes to photos that are augmented (not photoshopped)
Ill get my hand slapped if I say hello to you, so Ill just say- I know that you know that I know you're keeping tabs. Keep watching and keep those feelings hurt.
No. 532108
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>>531976I love the part where Billy the Industrial Refrigerator is trying to hide.
"Fridge wheeeeere arrrrre you? I cant see youuuu"
No. 532114
>>532094Do Greg and Toby attend Alleged Rapist Conventions? They seem to be best buds now. Not sure how they hooked up, and it seems like Toby isn't as vocal with his support of Onision or making their friendship highly visible.
It has to bother Onision that an accused rapist doesn't want to sit at the lunch table with him, but will gladly take Gronks milk & brownie.
No. 532120
>>532114This seems like a really bad move on Toby's part. Imagine the shit storm Shreg will brew out of his ass. I can see it now, Toby withdraws his pledge, Onion fakes ignorance and claims Toby took advantage of the most honest youtuber, commence 30 videos and weekend long twitter spergfest. After being outed as a rapist Onion sperging at him is the least of his concerns, still probably not great for Toby's career.
I wonder how the Onion Clan will honor Papa Shreg for father's day this weekend. lol who are we kidding? Shreg is gonna lock himself away in the basement and fap to hentai.
No. 532122
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>>532120Taylor is daddy too.
No. 532158
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Any anons k ow what has Grease crying here?
No. 532165
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>>532114>tfw you're an alleged rapist and now the only people who want to associate with you are other alleged rapists>>532158all grundle needs is a shitty soccermom haircut and his transformation into shrieking middle aged woman will be complete.
No. 532190
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>>532158Many many many years ago he used GoDaddy services for quite a few years. He would even talk them up in his videos from time to time, offering deals and discounts from them.
Then something happened. I think they started to charge more because of the increase in traffic and activity, or they "shut down" his stuff because they didn't want his toxic brand. I forget exactly.
What i do remember is his GoDaddy hate vendetta after that. Calling them crooks, liars, and stealers.
Sound familiar? You'd think he was dating GoDaddy and their web host services.
He put them on blast and went to another web host.
The funniest irony of it was that before, he was sooo happy with GoDaddy and tall about how much better they were from his prior web service.
Its been like 5 years since he got mad at GoDaddy.
I assume he either wanted to hint at fathers day in a discreet way without talking about Trot and clot,
Or, he spun the Onision Wheel of Wahs to find something to complain about, because according to his own words, he would never use them again.
So then why bring up an issue form 5+ years ago, when you had already resolved it beforehand?
Sounds like someone is DESPERATE for drama!!!
Happy Father's Day Greg. May your ball and chain and bandaid babies always remind you that everyone gets their comeuppance eventually. Hopefully one day you can grow enough as a person to be able to love your family unconditionally (but we wont hold our breath lol)
https://hooktube.com/B9diCNDTHtQ No. 532233
>>532208NTA but I was wondering the same thing. If not I hope the farmhands will approve one because he's turning out to be just as milky as Shreggly.
I get Onion's got something to benefit from hooking up with Toby but I don't get what Toby's getting out of it. I mean Grug isn't really going to help his 'reeee I'm a good guy' spiel. Maybe it's just that onion is the only one willing to play with poorlittle Toby in the sandbox. I noticed he's been pulling an Onion move and tweeting at Youtubers like Markiplier and getting ignored kek
No. 532246
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>>532243Maybe he can collab with Toby's gf. She's retweeting his video on Toby and wanting people to take criticisms of Onion elsewhere on twitter
No. 532247
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Is this aimed at Grunk?
No. 532256
>>532194She has a psychology degree. The only jobs she can get is middle management (and even then she doesn’t have any management or sales experience) or some low teir caretaking job making the same as a CNA
My friend is going to school to be a psychologist and only has her bachelors and she works as a care taker for a special needs kid making $10 an hour.
No. 532262
>>530011Sooo, Lainey finally decided to cash out on it being National Pride Month, first with her Androgynous Summer Look Book and now a Pride Colored Eyebrows Tutorial:
https://hooktube.com/sz78HFVQaSUIf she goes to PRIDE in her area, I'm so sorry for everyone there who sees this wanna be transtrender
No. 532295
>>532176Jaclyn also made a video saying she didn't believe the accusations levied toward Toby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF2fsPshqwc>>532190He didn't maintain his db and blamed Godaddy when the forums crashed. This was back in the day when he was really trying to drive traffic to the forums.
No. 532305
>>532304born female, trans into guy.
ftm
No. 532318
>>532310why would he say that? theyre not patreons
:P
(don't use emojis) No. 532322
File: 1529280475612.png (818.7 KB, 1440x1577, Daddy Shreg.png)
How ironic is it that on Father's Day Shreg chooses to upload this. He says that this depiction is what a REAL daddy looks like, someone who can "pump babies into you". Babies you can then ignore while you make substandard cringy videos shaming people, I presume.
The hilarious thing is, the kid in the picture is a dead ringer for Shreg.
Also, he apologized for not showing his face again, there has to be something going on. Maybe his straight wife got him a facelift for Daddy's day.
No. 532331
>>532300I cross my heart and hope to die. Pinky swear promie on my grave! I am NOT a hipster wanna be! I am anything but a hipster trender. I was born in 1987 in the same neighbourhood attending the same high school as Grease. I have never in my life herd of Andy or Jinkerson outside of Grease! I moved to the Great White North at age 19 in 2006ish, but still have never once in my life herd my friends or their friends or even my local Canadian radio station ever mention either of these artists.j Granted I’m 31yrs old just like greg but I just don’t know who these people are! I’m not a hipster or a tender and maybe just super old, but are these bands bigger in te States than they are in Canada? I feel like I know music and have good taste but I haven’t herd my peers, friends family or radio stations locally ever mention these bands outside of Grease??? Is it me, or is it Grease? Or are they just bigger in America? I swear I’m not
A wanna be douche canoe hipster? I am basic AF yet don’t know Andy or Jinkerson
No. 532339
>>532191It just occurred to me that although I'm sure Shreg thinks this extra $1000/mo. bump in his Patreon by swapping pledges with Toby is going to encourage more kids to fork over their allowance, but does he realize that on top of the 5% Patreon cut he's going to have to report this to the IRS and pay taxes on it too? It's technically income.
I don't know the rules on this, but I don't think pledging money to YouTubers is an expense you can write off. It's not an advertising expense and it sure isn't a charitable donation, it's a gift. I wonder if this will be yet another of his desperate schemes that will bite him in the ass.
No. 532396
File: 1529293631536.png (36.33 KB, 944x287, lainey.png)
off topic but i saw this on the gender critical subreddit and it made me kek
No. 532469
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>>532322"This guy not a daddy. More like a guy holding another dude's inverted pocket in prison."
Blatant homophobia, nice job Gork.
No. 532506
>>532328I actually like the idea but the execution is … not good.
It also makes her look incredibly sad. Plainey, blink thrice if you're in danger!! kek
No. 532509
>>532508His threads here are taking a week+ to even fill up, so his relevance is diminishing.
Hoping for a sperg, narc rage or facial treatment gone wrong.
His ddlg shit is fucking boring tbh. But I guess it's the only thing giving him views? His content is motivated by analytics, so maybe that's it.
No. 532511
>>532477It's his "second job"
"Boo hoo I have to work a second job to make ends meet. If you want more face time, gimme more monies to I can stop needing a mysterious 'second job'"
No. 532522
File: 1529328678538.jpg (168.9 KB, 372x674, CYMERA_20180618_093126.jpg)
Extreme tinfoiling, based on Shreg's intense hatred of pedophiles and his elite military police training, I believe that Shreg is leading an elite tactical pedophile strikeforce as his second job and Toby Turner is probably his partner.
No. 532530
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>>532295>He didn't maintain his db and blamed Godaddy when the forums crashedThanks, couldn't remember his reasoning, he's just such a cry baby about everything.
He's run the gamut of Onision. Com , onision .net , onision .xyz (where did that go lol) and now onision .wtf . He sure does love trying to find new places (domains) to hide his pedophilic behavior of grooming and seducing teens on his forums.
Any I missed??
>>532256This whole comment anon. Bachelors alone don't cut it anymore, a master's degree and a certificate or two, and you'll be rolling in money that used to be guaranteed with a mere bachelor's.
The bachelor does count for something tho, if you are thinking laterally when job hunting(seen it paired with success, and amazing high paying jobs, but I'm not going to help Shregg or Crusty Lips there). But it almost guarantees you a shift manager position in retail or food service after a year, earlier if its like, say, economics, or accounting.
She did think it would be easy money being married to a YouTuber. Now??? She's probably never worked so hard lin her life before (scoff), exempting her gymnastics and tumbling times.
>>532300>Onision on his website saying he'd date a trans guy.>>532305>born female, trans into guy.Heres his tweets, lest we forget how he feels about the whole trendy "trans" stance.
>>532301>Kek at Grease forgetting he said he's not attracted to masculine looking peopleExactly. When he said that about Jaclyn Glenn, because all of pt and temp kept pointing out how Shregg had a huge crush on his atheist modeling queen. He was so jealous and upset that she was dating Ritchie.
He had to find something disparaging to say about Jaclyn to make himself feel better than them, but because Greg loved Jaclyn (he always loves what he can't have) there was nothing he hated about her mind or her thoughts, or her stance on atheism or her beauty.
So he attacked her in the closest way it
triggered his insecurities.
He attacked Jaclyn Glenn's tall height, because it made him feel even more like a small man.
And we all know just how small he trully is…. downstairs….. lol lol 3 inch cheese doodle man ha ha.
No. 532652
>>532616I agree.
If it was publicly speculated that Lainey is into DDLG then it would be assumed Onion must also engage in her fetishes as her husband. People may use that as further proof that he is a disgusting pedo.
No. 532655
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Well Grease's new positive facade is cracking
No. 532691
>>532652Completely agree. It's silly, as it doesn't inherently mean he engages in them. I can have and engage in fetishes that my partner doesn't. If being a little to lainey is wearing onesies, decorating her room like a wittle pwincess, wearing lisa frank and coloring my little pony books and sucking on binkies or whatever, she's free to do that without greg having to be her daddy.
Even though she calls him daddy. And he acknowledged it at some point.
But yeah, we would automatically associate it, so he's going on an antiddlg spreeee
No. 532726
>>532530he doesn't know that's what happened and that's why he's still blaming godaddy.
also, crovati
No. 532805
>>532748Ugh, she’s so insufferably smug. I hate this cunt so much.
>tonnes of bug bitesBitch, you live in squalor, next to a swamp, and it’s summer. The fuck do you expect? Filthy cow.
No. 532846
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>>532748she looks terrible.
greg's fake nice voice is so irritating. and the way he fluctuates between his fake deep "take me seriously" voice and this passive aggressive high nice voice is seriously infuriating, but how is their thermostat low enough for a child to reach?
No. 532860
>>532846When my brother was 3, he was already capable of climbing on top of chairs, sofas and tables to reach the light switches. So it's not really surprising that their kid messed with it especially since it feels like they barely pay any attention to them.
Also can I just say, why are their kids so eerily quiet. For a 5 and 3 year old I'm expecting incessant chatter, questions and singing, especially when they're in the car during the vlogs.
No. 532903
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>>532846I can easily see how a child could play with a nest thermostat. There is no cover or buttons. Trot could easily reach up and spin it because it spins the way old thermostats used to.
I agree Onions faux nice voice is irritating. All his voice changes are creepy. Its like seeing him shift characters right in front of you. I have never in my life met someone who changes their voice as much as he does and I work in a psychiatric unit. Its fucking absolutely bizarre.
No. 532917
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>>532829>>532839Onision was always insecure.
Greg can't stand the heat in the kitchen. Whenever it gets too hot, he flees.
Hiding behind Santa Leelu, the most beloved of the onion clan, because he knows we prefer her, a dog, to any of the trash humans in that family. Most everybody can see right through you, duh!
Not the first time that ginormous insecurities get the better of Greg, we know he is afraid of confrontation. Hell, Greg is afraid of most people, because he only knows how to feel secure talking to underaged teens, not normal human adults.
Always hiding behind someone else or something, a partner, a dog, a lame partners personal channel, a bullet proof vest, a tesla, a patreon, a mask, body paint. Botox! It always something hes hiding behind, cuz he's an insecure git.
No. 532946
>>532855That’s what happens when you marry someone who is nine years younger than you and fresh out of high school. Skye and Adrienne wouldn’t have given him this whole tumblr shtick. Shiloh might to some degree, or Billie, but arguably those two were the women he loved most.
He cheated on both his wives to be with them (Skye with Shiloh, Laundry with Billie), they were young, popular, alternative, and presented themselves as women, not a little boy in Laundry’s case. He’d endure the odd tumblrina behavior from them if it meant he got suk mi. With his ugly straight wife, he’d rather just dry hump her from behind.
No. 532999
>>532996What's funny is, as much of a stupid cunt Lainey is, she at least tolerates people a liiiittle longer than Greg does in general on YouNow. He streamed the other night and IMMEDIATELY blocked people for asking anything that seemed in slight disagreement with him at any point. It was so pathetic and sad.
Oh, and he pretended to not know whether or not Cyr and Dasha are dating (even though he left a comment on one of Edwin's recent videos on them and he damn well knows the situation) just so someone else could be blamed for bringing them up and he had a chance to shit-talk Cyr. Much like Shane, he sees people's opinions on Cyr as directly related to him ("If Cyr is bad, WHICH HE TOTALLY IS THAT LIAR ABUSER, that means I'm good!!")
Not saying Cyr's great, just that Greg is a transparent baby who continues to break his little promise of never speaking ill of ex friends. He told us to call him out if he ever did this again, remember? During Billiegate.
No. 533002
>>532890Also he kept changing his opinions whenever it was convinient for him (being transphobic when all the bathroom and jail thing for the LGBT community happen and now support Plainey)
I think if he had kept the macho alpha mentality (being transphobic, homophobic, male chauvinist, etc.) at least he could have audience, all white trash, but definitely not haters.
Besides it would feel more real coming from him since he is like that, everyone can see the bs behind any support towards everything (support the LGBT community, being vegan, being a good dad, etc)
No. 533010
>>532748“It obviously wasn’t me ..
my dude ”
Did she just call her husband “my dude” what the hell hahahah sorry but that just sounds so fucking weird to me. Also did he really have to come in on stream to ask that, isn’t their normal method of communication via text not enough? Gotta show that dominance
No. 533017
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Very OT but Shi’s cognitive dissonance is astounding.(don't post shiloh unless she is relevant to current grease drama)
No. 533037
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>>533024shoutout to farmers at 1:50
first cap:
"SHE? first of all, you just misgendered them"
second cap:
"reading: 'When I get high, I watch Lainey because 'their' voice is so soothing'"
"You know what, I actually like that comment"
No. 533044
>>533017God she has a live stream up with her crying about it while hitting a bong.
I really thought she was doing better but her talking like she’s hood saying “we out here…” etc was cringe as hell. She looked hella rough without the filters, and her body looks emeciated. Sigh.
No. 533050
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>>533024Omg and the foot is laying down and taking this??
Everyone with eyes can see the #of comments don't match up with the small amount of comments left.
He's basically saying that Lamey is so insecure and so weak and uncourageous, she can't even read her comments?? Ha! Thats a laugh. She reads all the comments, she loves to be talked about, narcissistic skank.
No. 533062
>>533037"im going to block the haters"
>blocks people who give beauty advice to a beauty channelokay greg, maintain that echo chamber
No. 533076
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>>533017>>533023>>533025>>533043>>533044>>533056Can we not turn the Onision/Laineybot thread into a ghetto gossip rag? Summerfags.
No. 533096
RealStream Reacts To Onision Patreon Exclusive Defending My “Wife”
He talks about lolcow, too.
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=qDYhI_Z3bbs No. 533105
>>533092You don't have to be intentionally hurting your kids to hurt them. Something as simple as knowing your parents don't care or your dad not loving you/wishing you didn't exist is enough to fuck a kid up.
I think it can be said with pretty much certainty that Greg doesn't love anyone. At least not properly. The closest he's seemed to come to love or caring is Shiloh, Billie, and Cyr (as a friend). And if he does his hatred/lovebomb cycle to his kids that's a surefire way to destroy them mentally (Peter Sellers's kids for example). Honestly I'm hoping Greg mostly ignores them cause that's the best I expect him to ever get with them. It'll mess with them but not as bad
Now of course I don't know Greg personally but the possibility of him loving and caring for his kids like a father should does not seem likely
No. 533115
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From Lainey’s date video, enjoy!
No. 533116
>>533112Interesting considering he made a video on the exact opposite this summer when he was trying to say that Shane was worse than Eugenia for being fat. And BTF is certainly much larger than shane.
Oh and of course last month or so he had made a video stating he wouldn't make any more videos on Eugenia cause he read about the life expectancy of people with anorexia being the same as the average person in the world
No. 533120
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>>533028for everyone's analytical pleasure
No. 533149
>>531196Bitch needs to do some strength training. She has the body of an elderly lady and she's only in her early 20s.
>>533145Also this. She doesn't have thunder thighs whatsoever but every part of her is saggy as fuck because she's too lazy to do anything but whine and play with makeup.
No. 533173
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His 'uncensored' videos hardly have anything different. The only change in his 'Defending My Wife' video was this 'too hot for youtube' image which is just a screen shot from trisha paytas's channel. He's insane if he thinks his 'uncensored' videos are worth paying for.
No. 533177
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>>533173As usual, greasy is way too late to the party, that challange is so old. Done, gone, forgotten.
How can he expect to bag a new high schooler if he can't keep current on the latest viral trends?
No. 533237
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>>531164"Cos the suns gonna be shining down on all of us gays" says a mother of two who is married to a man and has only ever kissed a woman… It's delusion or? She can't actually think she's gay. It has to been outright lies, right?
No. 533241
>>533123He's not vegan, he went back to vegetarianism because he's lazy and it would require having to give up Taco Bell and Olive Garden.
When he gave the veganism up, he lashed out at Freelee claiming that she lied to him about the health benefits and losing weight. Which is funny because I don't remember Freelee asking him to eat entire loaves of bread and tortillas all day.
No. 533258
>>533241Also he blamed Freelee because he ate some non vegan pasta. Claims she said «most pasta is vegan», so the idiot went out to dinner with Tomato and gulped down a plate of non vegan pasta because he didn’t even bother checking the ingredients.
It’s truly astounding how lazy he is.
No. 533264
>>533258I remember that story. It sounded like Tomato wanted to smack Onion around for yelling at his wife. But of course we're talking about Bisquette the pushover, so he pussied out and praises Gronk for halfheartedly apologizing to them in the car (hours later)
Im assuming were not suppose to link to Onision orbiters and give them views so I just hook'd it up.
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=g4CAjgCdUv4 No. 533265
File: 1529491515348.jpg (Spoiler Image,2.51 MB, 3264x3264, vomit.jpg)
>>533258He ate shit like this while trying to go vegan, completely ignoring Freelee's advice to eat more fruit/veg and stop scoffing down bread all day but of course it's somehow Freelee's fault that he failed.
Going through his Instagram again, the only food he eats that looks decent is from restaurants. Two people living at home full time for the past 6 years (or way longer in Onion's case) but they still haven't figured out how to cook a meal that can't be microwaved. They're actually beyond lazy.
No. 533266
>>533265Onionboi has an irrational fear of microwave ovens. He wont use them and doesn't allow Lamey to use them for food prep either. He probably thinks its going to give him testicular or colon cancer.
I wouldn't be surprised if he just opens a can of food, drops it on the ovens open flame for 5 mins and then sticks a spoon in it, dinners served.
No. 533306
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>>533266>Onionboi has an irrational fear of microwave ovens.>He probably thinks its going to give him testicular or colon cancer.What does he think will happen with years of eating out expensively at restaurants instead? Perfect health??
He doesn't know how to eat heathly, homemade, nutritionally balanced foods! Thinks he's invincible. Let him eat that shit. All the food he eats at restaurants are packed and loaded with sodium, and before yesterday filled with artificial trans fats.
Greggles is gonna have high blood pressure and cholesterol issues, and at risk for blood clots and stroke. Atherosclerosis, heart attack, type 2 diabetes, all that can be brought on by shitty diets. Let him keep killing himself by his own hand, all that shit will age him horribly too.
Anyone really think he would ever eat healthy? Nah son, he only has time for facial fillers, male makeup sessions, and botox.
I feel kinda bad for that cunt, she should have a microwave, no wonder she can't cook. Greg can leave the room if a microwave is working. But its just Lainey being controlled by her husband again. Because you know, gay people screaming about tolerance and equality will turn around and play into traditional gender roles and be subservient to their straight CIS husbands. Yup
No. 533361
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Youtube rejected Gurg's appeal on his video flag. lol
No. 533394
>>533306i don't have a microwave and cook fine. I guess since they're lazy as fuck, but meh. Never had a microwave (not out of principle, prioritized other appliances).
If only he'd spend on a freaking dermatologist or a medspa to treat his skin instead of focusing on covering it up with pounds of makeup. Both of them. But he'd rather botox and fillers instead of working on healthy skin.
Same with Lainey. She spends hundreds on tattoos every month but won't get a facial. On stream she said she hated them. Boo fucking hoo. Keep ruining your skin with shitty makeup instead of actually dealing with your skin.
No. 533413
>>533394I think his eating habits and skin problems might be profoundly connected. Bad diet influences gut bacteria, causing outbreaks, acne and bad skin in adults (among other things).
A friend of mine had the same problem and he only found out about it after having an appointment with an alternative practitioner. He's way better now.
I've been pondering about writing this for some time now cuz if LGH reads here I don't really want to give him any advice…
No. 533414
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=Jrcf431OxFkTitled "…I messed up." I'll try to get through this:
Unable to stand in place, Greg rambles on about how his channel's been tanking, how Tobuscus suddenly got attention after telling his story but Greg's told his story and he isn't getting popularity again.
Pontificates about "how humans are" for the billionth time.
Mentions "horrible crimes" for the billionth time.
Whines about "society" being a "crazy mess"… oh god i'm trying to follow along for you guys but now he's talking about Hitler.
…Ok.. Now he's saying he shouldn't watch Mel Gibson.
Saying he and others are hypocrites.
Now he's saying "if I were in the next Marvel film.." (LOLOLOL NEEEEVER gonna happen)
What? Now he's talking about animals and their levels of cuteness?
Now he's talking about having to call the cops on Sh. What the fuck is this video. Omg now he's saying his ex "didn't have boundaries" what… Ok now he's back to Hitler… parenthood.. war?
Ok now he's saying Tobuscus is cool bc he's met him… he says Toby will probably not wanna be his friend bc he's high risk and he'll understand if that's the case… now he's saying YouTubers don't want friendships with each other (no Greg, they don't want to be friends with YOU).
-fin
tl;dr he's lost it
No. 533418
>>533414Great work Anon!
>tl;dr he's lost itOh absolutely, Toby gaining traction again has fucking destroyed him mentally.
No. 533420
File: 1529523156267.png (9.96 KB, 714x167, loltags.png)
>>533414lolololololololol
Those tags?!?
There's desperation oozing from this one.
No. 533424
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No. 533433
>>533266It's weird that he's scared of microwaves but will carry around a cellphone.
>>533414He looks manic and sweaty in this video.
No. 533434
>>533414Whole video summarized after cutting through the 'deep' bs.
'Am I out of touch? No. It's the children who are wrong!'
No one hates you because you embody flaws in everyone Greg. People hate you because you are aware of these flaws and do not change; you publicly ignore your own issues. Not only that, you hold other people to a higher standard because you have no control overyourself.
No. 533459
>>533414Onion stating he's moving onisionspeaks to uhohbro instead, because he can't be lewd onscreen.
Yeh ok, moving around your channels and content didn't work before, not gonna work this time.
Sour grapes this one, getting envious that Tobuscus got 1.2 mlion views, and a video of toby got him like only 50k, which is a lot now, thats onisions normal now. 10k, perhaps 20k lol. A year from now, he'll be getting only 7k per video.
Onision has no redeeming qualities. Thats why people don't care for his story. Hes a cancer that drags people down. Can't grow a success story out of that pile of dirt.
No. 533466
>>533361Fucking kek. Since they already rejected the appeal in the Trisha one, just one more and that channel is gone.
It's funny he thinks he's being unfairly targeted. He might be right about that Chibi video not being that bad, but he's gotten away with so much shit over the years, they could literally close their eyes and pick any of his videos and find rule infractions. I hope they keep reviewing and nuke him off YT altogether.
The sperg will be amazing to witness.
No. 533467
>>533414lol he's lost his mind.
Also I swear he lowkey just admitted that he didn't love his kids and was angry that he had to love them? I dunno he rambled so much.
Either way, He knows he has to change but just doesn't want too. Never change grease, stay a shitty person for us to mock and laugh at.
Poor little small man huehuehue.
No. 533477
>>533420What the actual fuck. He found a way to mention almost everything BUT Pewnews and Philly D. Seriously, he included Hitler, Tobuscus, Sh, Michael Jackson, his own uncle and even Mel Gibson ffs. What a desperate loser.
Also, wtf does the title have to do with anything? Nowhere in this bizarre, nonsensical sperg does he mention "messing up".
What stood out to me most was him repeatedly mentioning how Toby had gone "viral". Shreg has been obsessed with going viral for eons, thinking that will turn this sinking ship around. If Toby continues gaining subs without any trickle-down to his channel, Shreg's support will quickly turn to jealous outrage, and we shall witness a geyser of milk erupting from the Swamp. And it will be glorious.
No. 533488
File: 1529532638519.png (1.24 MB, 832x757, poor little leelu.png)
>>533424Jfc. Not only is he encouraging his young fanbase to forgo condoms, but he did it while pretending to be his poor, sweet dog that he hates.
He is a human skid mark.
No. 533492
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K-pop guy? Kek
No. 533500
>>533414I should have been happy with your excellent summary, but I watched most of them. He's…retarded. More so, he's disorganized. It's hard to keep up with his points, but the most striking thing is he's trying to be poignant with the ideas of change and how humans change while saying he won't change at the end of the video. He criticizes the idea of human beings changing? Or is he talking about his resolve to not change because he has a big mouth and he's really not as bad as Hitler?
Here's the thing that Greg doesn't get. Society will forgive your greatest crimes based on your contribution to society, i.e. TALENT. Take Dr. Martin Luther King, who forwarded Civil Rights while being a misogynist or John Lennon's contribution to music despite beating his wife. These men weren't just forgiven, but somehow you can respect their talents. Greg shits in diapers and makes lame ass comedy. There's no conflict where no duality exists. Greg is just a piece of shit who isn't that funny nor entertaining. There's no reason to balance his past and present offenses because his contribution is far too below par. Greg seems to understand this to an extent since he mentioned being in a Marvel movie (kek) and somehow people liking him again. Well, yes Greg, if people saw you had talent they would watch you. It's fucking simple and doesn't need high school level psychological probing of the human condition.
No. 533515
>>533481The utter balls to do this on a video where he spergs about his honesty and righteousness while looking directly into the camera and insisting he's done making videos for views. He's making videos for his subscribers, family and Patrons, guize!
Is he so far gone that he actually thinks Pewds or Philip Defranco's viewers would be interested in his shit videos?
He literally made a "Five Nights at Freddy's" video a few months ago. For someone who spends all day on his computer you'd think he could take a few minutes to google what's current with his teen viewers. But instead he just keeps pumping out the same old garbage.
But keep it up Shreg, I'm sure you're going to siphon a bunch of their subs with your epic roasts of old photos of goths, rating the attractiveness of the girls on your patreon and your
fascinating obsession with pedophiles.
No. 533523
>>533414Bless you anon, that summary had me in tears XD The fact that he's envious of Tobuscus says a lot tbh, and that's not even thinking about all the other BS he put together.
Even though the thread hasn't been overflowing with milk recently, I've been enjoying the steady stream of unhinged-ness we're seeing from Ogreg.
No. 533525
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Bald spot
No. 533528
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>>533361>>533436You were very close anon. He eats shit in the video. I'm only 30 seconds into this too.
Source:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2n0ziw No. 533533
>>533500“Why won’t people like me when I’m a steaming pile of shit and refuse to change at all?”
Onision - 2018
No. 533544
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>>533528He also "vomits" on camera too at 0:45
Based on what the "shit" looks like on his face, I'm pretty sure it's pudding since the texture looks more liquidy and darker than runny shit. Safe to assume he got a Jello cup and squirted it onto snow.
But even still, many Elsagate videos featured an uncomfortable number of scenarios of characters eating poop thinking it was chocolate, so it wouldn't surprise me if YouTube was cracking down harder on this content since last year.
No. 533546
>>533528He also humps a tree and the ground. While he’s jumping the ground, he says that’s how his “daddy taught him” to make snow angels.
Yeah, joking about children being molested is A+ content. But Ogreasion, protector of the children from the mean pedo Shane was only joking, right?
No. 533556
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>>533500>Here's the thing that Greg doesn't get. Society will forgive your greatest crimes based on your contribution to societyAre you saying that Shreg shoving a tampon up his ass wasn't one of the bravest and most important contributions in the history of the modern women's rights movement?
How dare you, anon!
His sacrifice and words of wisdom will be reflected upon for generations and surely will be recorded in the annals of history.
"Organize, agitate, educate, must be our war cry."
-Susan B. Anthony 1896
"It sucks being a woman"
-Shreg 2018
No. 533568
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Shreg just uploaded a video where he's dealing with a mouse in their house.
With the amount of trash they leave lying around this isn't surprising in the least. Also they say that for every one mouse you see, there are likely a bunch more you don't so who knows how many mice are running around in that mess?
He spends the majority of the video being a dick to Madison and doing his gross hyena laugh. You'd also think he might have put Leelu in another room considering that they were trying to get the mouse out alive.
https://www.hooktube.com/wBELP7y5On4 No. 533573
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>>533568Jfc I just noticed the tags on this one too. Again with the Pewnews, also "youtubenews" and "truth".
What an absolute shitstain.
No. 533579
poor thing. thought it was running for it's little life. bring back your friends and nest in his over so every time he turns it on, the house will be covered in the smell of mouse piss.
>>533575…because it's not deleted
https://twitter.com/onision/status/590637157842321410 No. 533587
>>533424Good way to get herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, hepatitis, and hpv my dude.
He's such a self indulgent little bitch he can't even stand losing a bit of sensation during intercourse at the risk or contracting a disease. Onion is a raging dumpster fire.
No. 533623
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>>533617she got the flag color order wrong. purple goes in the middle because it's a fusing of the two colors (girl pink and boy blue into purple). I am unable to even.
No. 533634
>>533612Psychopaths always start with little animals.
Btw long until he starts killing people? I’m surprised he’s held out for so long tbh.
No. 533642
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>>533568I noticed in the mouse video-
Greg and Lainey are running electrical cords through different rooms up against the door frames. When they open and close the doors the electrical cords will get pinched and eventually damage and expose the wires causing a spark and then fire.
If any of you followed Chris-Chan this is exactly the same way Chris burned down his house. Chris and his mother initially blamed the coffee maker he had in his bathroom, but the fire & arson investigators discovered it was the extension cord that ran from the hallway to the bathroom and the constant opening and closing of the bathroom door tore the outside rubber covering exposing the wires and causing a short circuit spark.
I hope Greg reads this. I have no other way of letting them know since Im blocked on all platforms. I dislike the Onions but I dont want them and their children to die in a house fire.
No. 533643
>>533637>>533629What would she do at a pride parade? It actually involves walking and interacting with people and there's no where for her to sit knees to chest and act like a small bean while picking at her fried food.
FYI, she ate fish and chips recently yea? That's fish and and eggs for the batter and tartar sauce. How is she just a prescatarian again?
No. 533667
>>533617I'm surprised it has taken her this long. not surprised it is such a half-assed effort.
>>533643pescetarian literally means no meat but yes fish, and is otherwise vegetarian, so the eggs etc don't matter. if you're going to nitpick, try to get it right.
No. 533671
>>533668She identifies as pescatarian because of "muh iron deficiency"since she "has" to eat fish to get her iron.
I guess she'd be a "flexiterian" (i know..). Someone who is mostly vegetarian but every once in a while eats meat– in her case, specifically fish.
No. 533673
>>533668Take a cue from how she labels her sexuality and gender. It changes with the wind and the definitions are whatever she wants it to be, whatever suits her and her feelings that day.
I eat meat, and I can call myself a vegan, no one can stop me, and if you give me facts and definitions showing me that Im wrong… well thats just your opinion dude, Im still going to call myself vegan and no one can stop me.
No. 533676
>>533670Ugh hate to keep going with this topic, but there's vegan yoghurt and egg replacers (haven't seen him eating eggs, so you could very well correct me).
They shop at wholefoods where there's vegan-everything.
He's a disgusting junk-food whatever he is. Lainey hates fruits and veggies. All they eat is processed shit. Both their diets are shit and hypocritical regardless of what they are.
No. 533678
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>mfw Blaire White just announced that she’s starring in a documentary
I wonder how long before Gerg starts sperging again, especially this coming so soon after his grandiose comment about how being in a Marvel film would save his “career”
No. 533681
>>533678I think she already told him during their 'debate'. Can't recall what he said about it but he made some weird condescending laugh when she said she might go on tour and said:
'oh you're with (?? Network) right? Yes they make everyone go on tour, they asked me to do it too'.
No. 533682
>>533680Are we talking a "tour" or a "documentary" One would be on stage with panels and discussions Q&A, and the other would be some kind of film, right?
Im assuming those are vastly different things.
Greg did laugh and dismiss the tour thing when she mentioned it. He acted it was something offered to anyone, and they asked him to do a tour too.
No. 533685
>>533682I pretty sure she mentioned the documentary too during their debate and he kept asking about what it was about.
This was right after he tried to talk shit about her uploading schedule I think.
She gave some minor details but then said it was hush hush and he guffgawed awkwardly again to which she responded once again with 'why are you laughing?'
No. 533691
>>533681Your right
she named off the reasons she doesnt make YT videos as much
1. A nationwide tour by Fullscreen
2. Pilot for a TV show
3. Movie documentary, super secret and hush hush
I wonder what the TV show is about? Have her replace Roseanne, Dan would LOVE that.
No. 533698
>>533688Ive always thought that Lainey is just confused. She doesnt like her saggy blown out breasts, and her wide hips when she weighs more. And just because the body parts she hates are secondary sex characteristics she feels she needs to change her gender.
If she had issues with body parts that werent so closely related to secondary sex characteristics, like if she hated how large her feet were, or the size of her nose, I think this whole, "I hate my boobs, want them cut off and become a boy" thing would not be an issue.
No. 533705
>>533579>>533583there was an issue when my power went out where it didn't save Greg's profile pictures properly (the same day he changed to the pup) and it's caused database issues. I've rewritten it entirely so that doesn't happen again and I purchased a UPS for my home server that runs that account but I was forwarded an email from a coworker about twitter streaming being canceled on August 18th which means auto-updating twitter feeds and the applications that rely on them have to figure something else out.
Twitter's API has a hard limit of 200 calls per hour. so, developers of twitter api apps have a lot of work ahead of them. the bot will remain online but I will have to do a few manuals before I figure out the new API since they haven't and refuse to release it to developers.
if greg tweets and deletes something for those days, post it here, tag the bot I'll definitely make sure its retweeted but this is going to effect every twitter app, not just my bot. so keep that in mind for your other farming projects
No. 533707
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Is Lamey actually going to collab with a teen girl who thinks shes a boy?
If Shreg and Lamey are flying this confused little girl out to the swamp trailer I feel bad for "Noah"
It doesnt matter that she presents as a male, she still has a vagina and Shreg is going to try and slip his bitsy choad into her as he fucks her from behind, biting her neck to hold her in place like a male cat.
No. 533711
>>533705First, let me thank you for your service.
salutesOnce upon a time years ago (I want to say maybe 6 or 7 years ago.) there was a text database of onions tweets floating around in certain circles. It was a raw text file with the tweet ID and the text of the tweet. If someone just happened to still have it and maybe put it on pastebin, I'd be very interested in having a copy and it may help you with older tweets in your project.
How far back will the API let you go?
Do you know about If this then that (
https://ifttt.com/). Check it out. It may be relevant to your interests.
I've been watching the tweets regarding A and her father and I'm a little surprised he still hasn't deleted them.
No. 533713
>>533711if it's already a database file leave it's integrity and email it directly to admin and I'll talk to them. if it's already been compromised the approximate date can be extrapolated but it's not as concrete and less likely to hold up as an argument.
the API allows for 200 calls per hour, but it wont allow you to make subsequent requests on the same ID, so I can go as far back "automagically" up to 200 tweets, but exporting his tweets using a simple database and wget on a linux console backfills easy.
if you're interested in the process or have ideas, or knowledge in python (I'd even do it in ruby/rubyonrails at this point) drop a non-anon email at k421953@nwytg.com. no strings or monetary gain attached
No. 533714
>>533711it's been 13 minutes and I've got to head to bed, email the admin and hopefully together we can tackle this imposition twitter is making.
btw, for everyone else: this means twitter isn't going to automatically update your feeds. you have to drag-to-update for every post. literally everything, messages. they haven't implemented push notifications yet. I emphasis yet, they made this notice over 29 months ago.
No. 533716
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Something Ive noticed that keeps coming up over and over again. In his I Messed Up video he talks about Michael Jacksons pedophilia allegations. Why is it that whenever he has to make an analogy, or bring up a criminal act, its pedophilia, or when he wants to talk about some person who's committed a horrible crime, its a man accused of diddling kids. His favorite to bring up recently is Jared from Subway.
What this reminds me of is the televangelist who preaches to his congregation about the evils of homosexuality. The televangelists hatred of gays and "their demonic deviant sexual behavior" is one of the cornerstones of his church and dogma. Then a few years later we find out he was fingering his parishioners little boys on those Jesus Camp getaways, and hiring gay hustlers to fist his ass while he sucked cock.
The Onion doth protest too much, methinks
No. 533726
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>>533723
he sounds like a douchebag school principle or…
No. 533745
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>>533707And this Noah is obviously pretty stupid. Seems pretty young as well… no surprise there.
No. 533749
File: 1529582835138.png (3.33 MB, 1136x640, notkidscuisine.png)
>>533636Guys, can this meme die already?
It's just a divided plate. Probably with a Capri Sun and the same crap they ate.
No. 533750
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>>533745He made his bed, so I guess he will have to lie in it.
Hopefully he stays on good terms with them or it will be bad for him.
No. 533769
File: 1529591492380.png (1.78 MB, 1238x798, trailer.png)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=iFUZL6HAmew&feature=youtu.beOnion confirms he's lurking and calls farmers 'stalkers' for posting public information. It's not like any of those pictures where taken by Farmers - these are all public photos that where found online. Perhaps it should be a lesson to Greg; once you put it online it never goes away. Also to LGH, You should be thankful that your 'stalkers' are helping you pay for that house. If you only had true fans backing your patreon then you'd really be living in a trailer.
No. 533770
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https://hooktube.com/watch?v=d3c2uZSrml4&feature=youtu.beLainey confesses to Maddie, but wait… it was just a Prank Bro!!
No. 533778
>>533769Hey Gurk! Since we know you're watching:
1. You bought the half million dollar house before you sold your old one.
2. You sold your two teslas and bought two new cars.
3. Three room house?! Oh my lord! You poor thing however will you survive your financial crisis.
4. You scam your fans via patreon because you don't want to downgrade your lifestyle. Buying two Iphone X isn't the sign of someone who is in financial trouble.
Fuck off rich man.
No. 533782
>>533769Wow Gerg… you still don't understand that no matter what you post online, it can be found again.
Doing a google search is not stalking you idiot.
I wonder if he soon pulls a Dasha and starts posting here.
Arguing with strangers in a forum about why he's right and everyone else is wrong.
When the thread gets spammed with screenshots of google definitions, we know he's here, lol.
No. 533784
>>533627I wouldn't be shocked if Lamey is genuinely developing an ED recently. Idk, something's just giving the vibe that her wannarexia is actually turning into a real ED. Shreg's admitting that Lame's stressed when she sees comments/negativity/etc, so that means she's clearly aware of how EVERYONE says she's in a shitty relationship, basically being abused by Shreg on top of her knowing that Shreg's abusive to her (and maybe even the kids).
She's definitely under stress, her family's probably telling her to get out, maybe some friends too. But she's so deep in Stockholm Syndrome that she can't see it.
All those years pretending to have an ED might've left their mark and she's using those behaviors to cope, genuinely. She's been looking sick lately.
Idgaf how much I hate Shreg & Prince but I don't want Lamey to end up with ED especially because she has kids to take care of (kids who might mirror her unhealthy ways).
No. 533787
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>>533769This screenshot flashes by really quick @ 5:21.
No. 533792
File: 1529597573622.jpg (76.92 KB, 999x315, Greg is a small man.jpg)
>>533769>>533778>>533782>>533786>>533787Oh silly Grundle Gronk, we see you, we remember it all. The internet remembers all.
But you have one supporter, you tiny small man you.
Everyone knows
No. 533797
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No. 533804
>>533801Around the two minute mark you can see he understands how response posts work and how to navigate the thread. I think he is an experienced reader tbh.
I think he was about ~2 months behind on his lolcow reading due to moving and being busy. He finally sat down recently to catch up and discovered the house thread and made a video immediately.
No. 533820
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Lame just uploaded a "prank" video where she supposedly tells Madison she has feelings for her, it's cringey as fuck and I think Madison genuinely didn't know it was a prank…
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=7RiiMsTz5Fw No. 533825
>>533822If you watch to the end, it gets worse. Lainey put in a clip of her making out with Madison with her shitty stock music playing over it. It goes on way too long.
Sorry Lainey still not convinced that you want the V
No. 533830
>>533817I think it is, farmers have been dragging her minutia into the Onion threads for years now. Derailing and infighting ad infinitum. Now we have a
>>>/snow/ thread to redirect the discussion.
No. 533831
>>533825See! just when you think things can't get any worse, they do! I'rm surprised she included that clip considering the
triggering that ensued right after the kiss.
No. 533844
>>533830Aw, man. Kinda wish no one did this. I wanna see her take off, but she seems to hide away when she starts getting dragged. I would too had I been chased off of the internet by thousands of my abuser's stans.
But it is what it is I guess, I do think she should be a little more thoughtful about what she posts
>>533823Exactly. Plus was it worth it just to make everyone cringe?? It was so boring and so bad.
No. 533847
>>533820I swear that looking at the tags Swamp Family have chosen to put on their videos is more entertaining than actually watching them.
First we have Shreg unashamedly tagging Pewds and Phil DeFranco, while also using "truth" and "equality" kek. Now in this one she's using the "boyfriend girlfriend" tag. What?
No. 533848
File: 1529609968900.png (1.43 MB, 2880x1440, BLESSED.png)
>>533769KEK
>I'm in the public eye.. People stop me and want to take pictures with me and I am BLESSEDSure, Shreg. I'm sure you get stopped
all the time by fans dying to get a picture with you. He can't even get more than 15 fans to watch his streams. He talks about it but I guarantee if that ever happened he would post those pics or put it in a video to prove how famous and beloved he is.
Never change, Shreg.
No. 533855
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No Onions for 3 months. See you on your other 7 channels, Greg.
No. 533857
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I guess Shreg hasn't gotten around to putting on his coat of armor and hopping upon his trusty steed in order to protect his precious bean from all the "hate" comments yet.
That last comment made me kek, but seriously what was the point of this video? It was literally just an idiotic, poorly acted skit based on the dumbest premise.
It felt like something a 13 year old might do, not a grown woman who is married with children.
I don't know what was cringier: The kids screaming and dogs barking in the background or Shreg's straight wife looking into the camera and saying "GOT EEEEEM!".
No. 533860
>>533698I agree with you, anon.
She does hate her feet though, I think. She hates a lot of her body parts for not being smol enough. This is evidenced by her lies about them constantly.
>>533710Even those viewers are fading/dwindling.
>>533703They don’t really look that bad from what we could see. I’m sure they’re heavy but deflated feeling. Breasts change so much after pregnancy and even more after breastfeeding. It annoys me greatly to hear Lainey act like such a martyr for trekking on breastfeeding despite her alleged dysphoria. BFing is only beneficial to the mom and child if both are in a good place mentally. If one of the people doesn’t want to do it or is suffering mentally, it’s time to stop.
No. 533866
>>533769We're just concerned about you Shregg! The same way you were "concerned" about Eugenia and Shane.
He's really sensitive about his trailer being called a trailer. I wonder if he's considered acknowledging this thread is going to drive the curious here and if they bother to read the thread at all- I think he could end up losing even more supporters.
No. 533869
>>533769Is he actually so stupid to believe that farmers personally took aerial photos of his house? Or is he just trying for sympathy from… people who are also too stupid to realize that it’s all public record.
>They took this photo of my living room, I did not post this. A stalker posted this.I guess your realtor is a ~big scary stalker~ for posting pictures of the home they were selling on Zillow, then.
No. 533873
>>533623But she's soooo bi you guize! So gay, so bisexual. She's our bisexuality expert who shits and vomits in pride colors.
LMAO. Never change, Lame.
No. 533875
>>533770How is this supposed to work as a prank for her fans? A while ago Lainey was pretending (very badly I might add) to like Maddie and was coerced into kissing her on stream in the least convincing "I like girls guyz, totally" moment since everytime she kissed Billie. Why try kissing her again? Everyone already knows Lainey doesn't like Maddie, that's why Lainey gave that attempt at queerbaiting up ages ago. Did she think what she was missing was her actually making out with Maddie instead of a closed mouth kiss as sexually charged as one you'd give your mom? She really doesn't realise it looks more awkward when you're making out with someone and there's no hint of sex does she?
>>533855You ate shit on screen and claimed it was for the kids while making rape/pedo jokes. Be happy it wasn't marked as sexual and that YouTube let you make money off of this content for so long
No. 533878
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>>533869He's obsessed with the idea of people stalking him. I did a quick search of his videos and there were two pages of this nonsense.
Sure, people talk shit about you for entertainment because you're ridiculous but nobody cares about you anymore, Shreg. You're a washed up pathetic boring old man.
No. 533880
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>>533873Not just gay, super-duper gay!
No. 533881
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>>533797>when your "dude friend" is a smol'r bean than you.I'll bet my paycheck that if someone brings up how tiny this noah kid is compared to her lainey will conjure up some excuse
"oh he was leaning in and that makes him look shorter than me, Im really tiny irl."
"I was closer to the mirror so I guess I look bigger, but Im so much more petite than noah.
No. 533929
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it's adsense payday!
No. 533932
that's not exactly an ammount to bragging about, lmfao
>>533929 thats about 2 weeks of working min wage in cali… gr8 job gerg?
No. 533933
File: 1529628308012.png (27.64 KB, 855x364, dmca.PNG)
So Lainey got the mirror of the nipslip video removed by filing a DMCA claim, so I decided to put it on liveleak instead. Enjoy.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=BwNf_1529628137 No. 533935
File: 1529628570276.png (Spoiler Image,87.25 KB, 252x252, gross.png)
>>533933lol fuck that hag! Here's a close up on her gross udder for good measure.
No. 533939
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32 but looking 52.
No. 533942
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No. 533943
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His wonkeye is in full effect during the stalker video. Has he always had this? or is it an after effect of his Groupon Botox treatments?
No. 533945
File: 1529630911744.png (1.16 MB, 882x990, abuslolz.png)
>>533943It has always been there, but it's been getting worse this past year.
No. 533950
>>533948Hes such a little passive aggressive pussy. He cant just talk about being reconnecting with Deefizzy, he has to throw a little jab at Cyr.
"Im happy to be friends with Defizzy again, because as far as I know he never hit his girlfriend"
Ive noticed recently that when people ask why him and Cyr arent friends that his excuse now is the alleged g/f beating, even though he only found out about it from Edwin a few months ago and the friendship actually ended almost 2 years ago. What was the real reason? Political differences? Trump won and Cyr was cool with it?
No. 533982
>>533943It makes me angry that Greg has such great jaw genetics but everything else about him is so fukked….
Sage for jaw fetish
No. 533995
>>533990It think its more about the hypocrisy of it.
Lainey: I have chest dysphoria guys. I hate my chest so much uwu, I wanna cut them off. Nothing fits how I want!
Also Lainey: Hey guys so a subscriber sent me some binders, omg I love them! Now this is what I wanna look like! But wait- heres a bikini haul! They're so cute!
Still Lainey: Hey guys, Imy dysphoria is in rmeission today so imma only wear a half opened robe in this video and when I'm editing I'm gonna feel comfortable enough to show my unbinded chest
and cleavage.
No. 534003
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aw diddums
No. 534004
>>533948What an utter piece of shit. He insinuates that Deefizzy and "people like him" have somehow let their internal sabatoging dialogue defeat them because they're not mentally strong like he is.
I wish he would shut his idiot mouth on the topic of mental health, and healthcare in general. He's willfully ignorant and spreads so much misinformation.
He's "strong" when he wants to feel superior to others but he'll gladly play a depressed, suffering victim when it benefits him.
I quit taking anything he said about his mental health seriously when he declared he couldn't possibly seek help because the darkness in his mind would completely destroy any mental health professional.
Kek he really believes he's some kind of badass supervillain when in reality he's just an uneducated middle-aged pussy who is scared to leave his house, spends his days obsessing over teen girls, is riddled with debt, blames the world for his shortcomings and has hitched his wagon to a girl who pretends to be a little boy.
You haven't "conquered" your mind, Shreg, you aren't better than anyone else, you probably just don't have the chemical imbalance that is depression.
No. 534016
>>533831At this point I'm convinced that Lainey sells softcore porn to her fanbase.
1) She knows she draws in people with self esteem issues (exclusively huehuehue) who look up to her. Apparently content like this keeps them interested.
2) Stans can now identify with whoever Lainey kisses and can pretend to be them … or Lainey. Not sure which is worse.
No. 534017
>>533943>>533945I remember him being a lot smol'r (pun intended). When I saw the first pic I thought he's been really putting on weight recently but the second seems to show him at a younger age.
Has he always been this chubby?
No. 534029
File: 1529669207248.jpg (Spoiler Image,80.14 KB, 556x556, 1441641405572.jpg)
>>534017Yeah. But the right angles and filter make him look less chubby in the face.
No. 534144
>>534120>>534123Ugh she's littered with them
Looks like Footy tried to turn around during sex, wanting Greg to look at her, again.
Shes deluded thinking its sweet or cute. He's just trying to punish or humiliate her to the point where she'll stop tying to make him face her during sex.
He can't imagine you're Billie (or sam, or shi, or vix or tanya or jaclyn or hanna or ritchie or shane) if you make him look at you. I thought you both were ok with living in delusion, so why keep pretending he's attracted to you?
No. 534146
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Onion trying to rack in the views by talking about a bad experience at Disneyland after their new coaster opens.
No. 534147
File: 1529692643245.png (1.09 MB, 1241x752, lol.png)
Onion being completely oblivious and ignoring Lainey 3 feet away from him is a mood.
He look so smol next to his editing setup it's almost adorable.
No. 534162
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>>534154I know right, she has no fucking shame…
No. 534163
>>534149Tldr;
Disney reee starts at 3:40
He wasn't kicked out.
He was denied entry.
Because he wouldn't go to his car and unlink his keys, and leave his multi-tool wallet.
Security guards were following protocol.
The manlet lost his shit and ruined a family outing to Disney "on principle", because his rights as an American were violated when asked to not to bring in a multi-tool into a park.
No. 534164
>>534146What a fucking crybaby. He tried to get into Disneyland with a multi-tool card, Which is not allowed in the park.
Now, I know Disney. I'm a Disney Freak. They would tell you they don't allow that and give you the option to go put it away and then let you in.
The thing costs about $5. If I had no way of putting it in my car (or rental car). I would just chuck it and buy another one.
But (assuming he's not making this up) Gurgles sperged out, threw a fit, and they told him to hit the road.
(Also, slight nitpick, getting denied entry is not the same as getting kicked out)
No. 534165
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>>534146Once again he casually drops that he was a "cop" in the air force. He was a security guard apprentice and never finished training so he never had it as an actual profession. This guy constantly lies about his military career and doesn't deserve the respect of a veteran.
No. 534166
>>534163>>534164Also, he did his whine "I was allowed in twice before with it.."
(Again, assuming he's telling the truth)
You were allowed it in the PAST Greg" Rules and policies change. Disney land and Disney World used to allow Selfie sticks in the parks and the rides. Then, because it became a problem, they banned them from the rides. Then, because people still tried to bring them on the rides, they banned them period.
Now, you can't bring anything longer than the little GoPro "handles" (about 6 inches long).
So, yeah Greg, as little as 2 years ago, you could have brought a selfie stick, but you can't now.
No. 534172
>>530011man, those poor POOR fucking kids.
like they seriously went up to them and said
"guess what? mommy and daddy are taking you to DISNEYLAND!" and the kids probably fucking lost their shit. finally, the big day comes - they can see it, driving to it - standing in front of the gate they can already see in, hear some of the musicians laughter, maybe smell the sweets…
when their father turns around and tells them
"oh, we're not going in. yeah, we're leaving now."
HOW THE HELL DID HE EXPLAIN THIS STUNT TO THEM
they got this close to it, are you fucking kidding
if i was his kid i'd kill him in his sleep.
No. 534174
>>534120Uhhh so she had a ~breakdown~ because she realized hardly anyone watches her content unless it's to point out how shitty it is, then proceeds to reward her legitimate fans by neglecting to give them what they pay for and showing them the inside of a grocery store
If it wasn't so obvious she's too desperately lazy and entitled to get a real job, I'd think she has some form of masochistic retardation that compels her to keep broadcasting her failure. This is more embarrassing than Greg; at least he was reletively successful at one point
No. 534175
>>534167
>>534167>>5341And they flew (He claims toward the end that the TSA let him through with it.) So, they're so financially strapped, Barely scrapping by that they can afford the plane tickets, the Disney tickets, hotel, and rental car or taxi. Barely getting by folks.
Also, he shows that he doesn't understand the difference between a Govt. run organization (TSA) vs. and Privately run business on private property. (Hint greg. Private businesses on private property can set whatever rules the see fit (provided they don't break the law, like racial discrimination, etc)
No. 534184
>>534146Not worth the watch. Unless you want to gwap at his teeth. They are hinged and so uneven and crocodile shaped. When he uses his makeup and high filters and all his lights, the crooked hinged teeth cast shadows on themselves, and it's very disconcerting to watch. Super distracting, like staring at a chunk of broccoli in somebodys teeth while they talk. That's the only good part about this vid.
Whats unsettling again is his grooming of his teen base, trying to teach or influence them to disregard rules and regulations that are put in place specifically to protect people. That type of thinking is what will leave them more susceptible to the clutches of lgh and gsw at the swamp shack.
No. 534185
>>534172Wow someone actually re-enacted this Saturday Night Live joke from 30 years ago
If it were anyone but Greg I'd think this was an art piece
No. 534187
>>534122I don't know how that works in the US but I would n.e.v.e.r in my life let my grandma clean my shit when she's in my house, no fucking way
That seems so disrespectful
No. 534188
>>534174Watched her breakdown.
1. Why would you be so lazy to just edit and post that instead of doing a different video and not being a spoiled brat?
2. Your little "crisis" over what to post, what to do, "gimme ideas gaiz!!!! What do you want to see???" Has been going for MONTHS.So no, you're not cut out for it.No, your channel iant going anywhere. All you do is a shitty copy of what everyone else is doing. You suck at makeup, you're a transtrending fake LGBTQ queerbaiter and take advantage.
There is 0 passion in your videos and it shows.
3. "Let's be open and honest, here" ok, Greg.
4. Sort your shit out in private. Then you complain about the hate when it's literally right there for people to tear into it.
Jfc you're a grown woman not a little twink fuckboi. You have kids. Act like it.
No. 534190
>>534188Ugh She's Latina, though :( It's what Latina women do. Grandmother and mother are like that with my siblings.
If they stay with you, they will cook, clean and watch the kids. OR, judge as they watch and criticize you over every little thing lol.
No. 534195
>>534172Now if he played the trip off as a prank that would be some Do5 shit. But honestly how fucking rediculous. He couldn't set his pride down for a hot minute? Had he already bought tickets because if so he totally fucked himself over from about a grand. Also I get maybe complaining about how intense Disney security has gotten, but to not even put the key holder away for his family on vacation is just so insane to me. Like I know he's a narc, but sometimes he still manages to amaze me. Disney is a once in a lifetime thing for kids (especially his kids) and now down the toilet. And of course Lainey stays with him in spite of him being such a shit dad/family guy. There's no way that's the first time this sort of thing has happened. Most mothers wouldn't allow their kids to be raised with someone like Greg.
>>534191My mom is the same too when she comes over (while complaining I wasn't cleaning properly). But Lainey should know this by now and at least make an effort to clean the house as much as possible before her grandmother comes over so her grandma didn't have as much to do. I'm sure Lainey's using her grandmother though so that's not gonna happen
No. 534198
>>534191And irish grannies!
>>534195Honestly I tinfoil that he hoped something like this would happen just for the excuse to get away. A cheap little wallet isn't worth fucking over a disney trip but greases instability around people certainly would. Bet he couldn't wait to lock himself away in the hotel room.
No. 534201
>>534154It’s nasty. Im sure their kids have asked what the bruises are on her neck and the grandmother is there too. Jesus they should have some class.
>>534174I honestly think that at this point she should get off YouTube and get a real job. Having a job outside the home can be positive, and could possibly help with some of her self confidence issues. She’s never had a life outside Shreg.
No. 534204
>>534202That’s crazy!!! There is no way this stupid bitch didn’t flip shit!! He’s a pussy little beta but because of his i insecurities he would totally act defiant flip shit wreck vacation! No way did he go back to his car. He is a bitch pussy beta but 100% he tried standing up for himself and wrecked it. Look at the sh lawyer management video! Instead of acting like an adult and working within the margins of society he flips shit calls them fake! Acting professional isn’t acting fake, but that’s what greg thinks. He is insecure and inept which means ego over reason. Im so
triggered. I know without a doubt he flipped out and didn’t take a moment of self reflection to gather himself. Puss butch beta dude are afraid of authority but too inept to deal with it like adults.
No. 534209
>>534204Let's also not forget that this is a man who took his child to the ER for a ball rash and instead of calmly asking for a second opinion like any normal person, chose to throw such a giant bitchfit that the Dr. had to call in security.
He just completely loses his shit when dealing with anyone in authority. Such a pathetic manbaby.
It floors me that he shares these stories with his audience, believing he is a victim.
No. 534212
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Poor widdle Gronk got his feefees hurt.
No. 534214
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"If you don't agree with me, kill yourself!"
No. 534215
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>>534214>>534212Kek he's still going. This is hilarious
No. 534217
>>530011Manlet yelling in his comment section and twitter not to "rip" his story appart if we're not gonna bother listening to him.
His wallet was $40!!!
He "walked" a MILE to the Disney!! A MILE!
Oh, the PLIGHT if this man(let)!!
How dare we!? Can't we see he's StRuGglIng??? He can't afford $40 wallets!
Piece of shit subhuman being. If he took the kids all the way to Disney and ruined it over 40bucks? Just wow.
No. 534224
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No. 534226
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No. 534227
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No. 534230
File: 1529704016971.png (215.99 KB, 517x461, ratty.png)
>>534228Every video she's in she is very manufactured and poorly acted. I don't think she actually genuinely regrets it and is just doing her psuedo-personality low functioning acting like in Lainey's fake "prank" videos.
No. 534239
>>534217>>534215What's beautiful about this is that I combed through the comments and a lot of the criticism was and questions were coming from people specifically saying they are fans.
He's yelling at the few fans he has left and telling them to unsubscribe kek
I haven't seen him get this
triggered since people started questioning him on the "My doctor accused me of cheating" video.
No. 534240
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>>534229>>534228>>534230>>534231>>534235>>534237tldw; she is a genuine active member of the DDLG and wants to defend the community as a "proud little girl"
what a creepy fucking pedo
No. 534246
File: 1529704877513.png (171.13 KB, 545x516, Screenshot 2018-06-22 at 5.59.…)
Onision tweeted this at Edwin and Netnobody on twitter. The note reads
>GO MAKE GOOD VIDEOS AND TAKE A BREAK FROM TWITTER PLEASE (^_^)
the audio is just him screaming "Dooo it for the faaaaynsss!" looped on repeat
No. 534250
>>534105>>534233Kind of nitpicky but it bugs me so much how they virtue signal this healthy eating and how they recycle but they are so wasteful. Gotta fill up that cart with prepackaged shit, bottled water and cases of tea in plastic bottles.
Washington is known for it's amazing water and it takes like 10 minutes to brew a pitcher of tea and put it in the fridge. But no,gotta create as much waste and use as much plastic as possible, because god forbid they have to put forth any effort.
No. 534255
>>534227Wow…such a smol bean. I’m sure the girl beside Lames is actually taller but she just looks smaller because of the angles.
I’m sure she lies about her feet size also they look huge not a kids 4…
No. 534269
>>534262Here he goes again about having to walk a mile. Reminiscent of walking six miles because he found out Sh was pregernate.
He really thinks he’s some kind of victim and the entire world should feel bad for him.
No mention here about missing out on a great day with family. I would love to believe that Doormat got enough of a backbone to enjoy the day anyway, without him and he’s just irrationally angry alone in the hotel room.
I’m surprised we don’t have more pics of these two outside. Hope we get some random candids.
No. 534270
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>>534262Dressing up like a fratboy cop doesn't make him more credible. Way to embarrass your family for something that's easily replaceable on Amazon.
No. 534271
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>>534269His victim narrative
actually works on his fans, too
No. 534276
>>534262Kek he's on his "anyone who doesn't agree with me is DUMB" kick again. I am absolutely loving how
triggered he is right now. He 100% expected that this was gonna be the one to go viral and even his fans disagreed with him.
He fucking called that poor Disney employee, who was just doing his job, a "moron" because he wasn't willing to bend the rules for the Almighty Shreg.
Not only is he extremely entitled, this was misleading clickbait. He wasn't kicked out, he simply chose not to bring the wallet back to the hotel or toss it.
I would pay good money to see his sperg, I bet his voice broke the the sound barrier as he screeched about how UNFAIR that guard was being to him kek
No. 534293
>>534269God your right, anon. Nothing at all about losing a special family day. Although if he actually cared about that he would have tossed the wallet or ran it back.
Also does he expect us to believe they made a 4 year old walk a
mile before spending the day at Disneyland? Any hotels around Disney offer shuttles to the park.
No. 534294
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>>534120I know there’s a lot going on in this thread right now but I’m going to dump some SS of the house tour for posterity.
Starting with their collection of “things they’re trying to sell”.
No. 534297
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More useless shit that’s just waiting for someone to buy it. (Take that, Poshmark!)
No. 534298
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Their patio. Not incredibly relevant but shows that the suspicions of the mukbang were spot on.
No. 534300
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Haphazard cupboards for the lazy onions.
No. 534301
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More of the same.
No. 534303
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Couldn’t resist that selfie shot, over and over again.
No. 534306
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Grandma was staying in this “extra room”.
No. 534307
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>>534262>>534270What is most embarrassing about this entire ordeal is that he paid $40 for a "tacti-cool" plastic keychain wallet.
No. 534315
>>534309Thanks for your input. I was done.
>>534314The fridge and freezers are the same. I’m not going to nitpick everything but it seems they don’t know how to cook at all.
No. 534316
>>534284Kek it just keeps getting better as he digs himself deeper.
>Not willing to give up a $40 wallet, but IS willing to pay for entrance to the park to go on ONE rideYeah, that adds up.
>Had "work" to do at the hotelBitch, what? What work? This might be the most asanine thing he's ever put forth.
>No one's day was ruinedExcept for your kids who had to witness their insane father holding up the line and screeching at The Happiest Place on Earth, calling a security guard names and leaving in a giant tantrum.
>Makes a video about his family vacation, calls his fans "creepy" for thinking about how it affected his family.Jeez Shreg, maybe if
you worried about your family's feelings, others wouldn't feel compelled to.
Kek this is so entertaining, I hope he keeps going.
No. 534319
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>>534316>Had "work" to do at the hotel>Bitch, what? What work? This might be the most asanine thing he's ever put forth. anon please jerking it hardcore to hentai while your family meets and greets with Mickey Mouse is a full time job.
No. 534328
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In between his Spergs whining about people questioning his dramatic Disneyland oppression, he ofc decided to virtue signal to show what a good person he is.
And true to form, he's offering his brave opinion weeks after everyone else has discussed it. It's like the Swamp shack is on some kind of time-delay. I don't know how he manages to consistently stay so behind on news, politics and trends when he literally spends all day on the internet.
No. 534331
>>534323I hate that too, anon.
Their kids show up in their videos anyway because mom is lazy/stressed/oblivious so honestly, stop treating them like shadow children and just acknowledge their existence. It’s far more sad to catch a glimpse of a baby quietly playing on an leapfrog tablet or shuffling around behind you while you curse out your sister than it would be for them to just be out of the shot and hear you acknowledge them for two seconds.
I don’t know if they think it seems more noble by when you slip up and show them anyway, it’s sort of defeating the entire premise.
No. 534338
>>534307Kek
I would love to know what that Disney security guard was thinking as he had to deal with a grown man who was probably in a bulletproof vest, shrieking at him about his "$40 tactical wallet".
I can only imagine that poor soul feared for his life, thinking Shreg's gross red face was going to explode like a giant pressure-filled tomato.
No. 534344
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>>534336Onion just confirmed that Plainey went in to DisneyLand without him here:
>>534262 >>534322
A big issue is that a lot of farmers choose to believe that Lainey actually believes her own "uwu smol bean" shtick when in reality it's just her attempt to remain relevant to her young audience.
The reviews from her google account prove that she is actually a perfectly functioning mature adult and mother and the rest is an act for sympathy. She can take care of herself just fine.
The reviews were leaked here:
>>493340 No. 534349
>>534319He needs his hentai fap schedule uninterrupted.
So glad the kids were able to go. Fuck greg and his narc rage.
No. 534353
>>534322maybe i'm tinfoiling too hard but why is he saying everyone was able to have a great "night" and not day hmmm
either way he began the sperg as a "message for trump," his delusions are hysterical
No. 534354
>>534344She's a nasty little liar that pulls that sympathy shit for money. Fuck her, But at least she brought the damn kids. Can't believe grease wanted to go for one ride, Not to y'know stay and watch your kids have a blast? What a twat.
>>534346Since the debate with him against the "world" and him crawling into himself pretending to be a good guy with the blaire debate, He suddenly started larping as leelu to take attention of him.
Motherfucker is losing his mind.
No. 534367
>>534215What does number 3 have to do with anything? People aren't mad at his honesty, they're mad at his behaviour. Why does he not understand this? Being an honest jackass still makes you a jackass
>>534353Tinfoil but what if they went at night because Greg only wanted to go on the one ride and figured going at night would be best
No. 534369
>>534358TanaCon is a shitshow, if anyone wants a laugh go look at all of the kids tweeting about it.
But yeah, there's a lot of creators that were asked to come between TanaCon and VidCon, and nooooobody wants to feature Greasy (even if he'd like to convince himself that he's "choosing" not to get involved). How Sad.
No. 534379
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No. 534384
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>>534380Just look at this ugly bitch
No. 534387
>>534379All I see in his face is
"hehe we're going to disney and I'm going to fuck it up"
lainey needs to put that tongue back in her mouth its not cute
No. 534389
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So diring the housetour Lainey had to stop and obsess on her pimple because in every single video she constantly checks herself out in the viewfinder.
That is reason why I will never believe she's had an accidental nip-slip or unintentional crotch-shot. This same bitch who couldn't go 30 seconds without fixating on her acne-ridden chin expects us to believe she had her robe wide open for half her video with her tits that she's SO self-conscious about flopping out and never once noticed? Balderdash.
No. 534392
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>>534198That's not tinfoil at all. He planned on bailing anyway so to avoid the nagging wife guilt he caused a scene and refused to even take the damn item back to the car. He wanted to leave.
No. 534440
>>534439i dont think taylor is taking it any way
like, dudes got a thumb for a dick with prob less girth
No. 534444
>>534439Wait, what? So is he a sadist or is he a masochist?
"Pleasure is suffering for him" you mean he takes pleasure in people suffering for him (sadist)or his suffering is pleasurable to him (masochist).
He's a huge homophobe, so it's highly unlikely.
No. 534487
>>534481Dude Disney land is family vacations 101. Based on their decor their son is clearly obsessed with CARS and Mickey Mouse and other various Disney stuff. No sane adult (except those weird Disney freaks which the onions are not) would subject themselves to a day at Disney willfully unless it was for their kids. Adults go to Hawaii, Ireland, Jamaica, etc.
I’m all for tinfoil but this is delusion.
No. 534509
>>534483Cast member here, they're all across the street from each other. It's common for Youtubers/con attendees to go to Disneyland after the event since it's just a five min walk or so.
Did Shreg go this week? I wouldn't be surprised if this trip was conveniently planned to be the day of Tana and Vidcon so he can run into or creep on other YouTubers like Shane. I'm both relived and devastated I didn't see Greg throw a tantrum on security, who even inspect cast members and make us remove anything Disney deems dangerous
INB4 "I saw Shane HUGGING a LITTLE BOY so he's obviously a PEDOPHILE REEEEEEEEEEE"
No. 534524
File: 1529736673055.png (2.05 MB, 1434x1429, Fuck you Walt Disney!.png)
Stumbled across this on Twitter kek
No. 534536
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Dumb click bait is dumb. She queerbaits so bad.
No. 534542
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>>534307>be security guard at disney>making shit money with family to support>watch some training video on 'multi-tools' and to make sure to take them away>if you don't you get fired>see gurgs>remember one in video, looks almost the same>sir pls put it back in your car>man child freak out of epic proportions>wtf am i witnessing please i just have four more hours on my shift help meLiterally took me two seconds to find a wallet that looked almost the same, which has an actual blade attached. He's acting like there is NO POSSIBILITY that someone could bring in, or use (even accidentally) a tool to harm someone else. Imagine being so far up your own ass you literally don't have the ability to comprehend that not every person is you, and that they are taking preventative measures for scared sheeple as well as people who are literally stupid enough to try and hurt other people.
No. 534543
>>534542Samefag, here's another. This one has an actual removable blade that you could harm someone with.
These guards see hundreds of people walk through a day and they have to try and pick through how many for 'weapons/multitools' whatever else they're told to look for. It's not like they can sit there and do a 20 minute demonstration as to why one is ok and one isn't. Holy hell.
No. 534544
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>>534543Sorry mods for spamming - forgot the photo.
No. 534548
>>534545To be an edgelord.
I have a hard time believing he doesn't understand the possibility that you could hurt someone with that. He's just mad that he got singled out in particular because he's the eternal victim. You can be sure if Shane went to Disneyland and pulled the same shit he'd make 200 videos and tweets about it on top of calling him a pedi who wants to stab children with a multitool.
No. 534582
>>534160I think the only reason its there is it bolted to the wall and came with the house.
Im amazed Onionboi hasnt yanked it out and thrown it in the swamp.
Im sure that Lainey cant to use it, or at the very least Lainey isnt allowed to use it when he's in the same room, cuz of the cancers and the radiations
No. 534621
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Apparently they where there for Vidcon. There is a good chance that anon is right and that they left the kids back in WI with grandma.
No. 534625
>>534215> You guys want someone honest/real.It beats me how a 32-year-old (?) man is still not able to differentiate between fact and opinion. I mean it might be
his truth but that doesn't make any statement a fact, it's still his very personal opinion.
>>534250I'm not even sure if it's about being lazy, I rather think they're really obtuse.
Lainey and her husband want to be trendy, hip and
appear environmentally friendly.
>>534254One of the vids is from Feb, the other one from June. Come on, anon, we don't like her, but fairness where fairness is due.
Cf.
>>534322
>>534101Hmmm, not sure whether he's talking about the comments underneath the video or LC. If he's talking about LC, I do feel stalked!
>>534379Where's the amazing shoop anon that can replace Lainey's face with Social Repose's? I loved the last one!
No. 534632
>>534628All's good! I also just realized I referred to the wrong comment. Sorry!
This should be the right one!
>>534101 No. 534635
>>534227Dear God… Look at the comparison between the girl wearing make up and having her done nicely and lame….
also grugs spooky foot wife is starting to look like him a lot and its sooo unsettling.
No. 534641
>>534635are you that idiot who keeps sperging about that study that "couples look more like eachother over time"? fyi, the study was about how couples mimic eachother's facial expressions and how friends perceive them as looking more similar.
the only similarity funions and plainy have is that plainy's skin is as red as gurgs since she doesn't wear makeup.
No. 534727
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Good luck getting any kind of honest opinions from your hugbox when the only people remaining are too scared to do anything other than blow smoke up your ass for fear of being publicly shamed and booted.
Any patreonfags who can fill us in what this is about?
No. 534738
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>>534727>>534727>>534736It's dumb af.
The writing is so rigged and manipulative.
Just say you want to be a lazy fuck and not even try. Like..???
"I just connect more".
Fucking narc.
No. 534741
>>534738lo fucking l.
He's getting desperate to bank off his only marketable quality. Not his humor, not his insight, not his opinions, not his creativity, but his looks. Maybe he's finally realized that's all it's been about all along.
No. 534748
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New video by the swamp hag. Clickbait garbage, it's just three people acting like total cunts.
No. 534750
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No. 534758
>>534748“You’d be a hero if you broke up with me, it’s true.” -Onion
“I’d never see another hate comment.” -Lainey.
No, bitch, not really. Because you still condoned his behavior for years, exposed your children to total dysfunction, and would still be a lying, snarky, transtrending cunt.
No. 534761
>>534226who tf keeps telling him he looks like shane dawson besides a bunch of fangirls lying for attention. he just chooses to believe it because it makes him feel good. its true that he looks like a school shooter tho lmao
>>534224instead of taking advice from "society" there's always the option of getting some professional help and self awareness. that would involve doing the right thing for yourself and your family though and we all know greg is incapable of doing that lulz
No. 534775
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>>534751>>534766Judge for yourselves. Distorting reality is not my intention, just trying the negate the blur filter in Gronk and Plainey's videos and having a bit of fun.
No. 534794
>>534738Bless you anon.
Fucking kek. After his angry sperg yesterday, he apparently did some soul searching to figure out why people aren't giving him the asspats he so clearly deserves. It
obviously has to be about his appearance because it couldn't have been his superior intellect letting him down!
In true Shreg form, he couldn't just say:
Which do you prefer:
a) when I dress up
b) when I'm more casual
c) when I cake makeup on my stupid face
No, he had to manipulate and editorialize to make sure he not only gets the answers he wants but he also shoehorns in compliments for himself.
I would feel sorry for him at this point but it's just so predictable and hilarious. What a weak, sad, strange !ittle ogre.
No. 534805
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Jfc. He just put out a video saying that he's "done" trying to change into a good person now.
He somehow manages to sperg out Disney again and brings up the fact that his Irish heritage makes it so it's not his fault he flies off the handle. Also he shoehorns the topics of consent, boxing and ofc a good old fashioned YT sperg.
It's all over the place and I have no idea wtf his point is but it's hilarious and likely tbe tip of the milkberg.
Enjoy:
https://www.hooktube.com/B_V8WsAwXvU No. 534810
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>>534805Kek the tags!!
>Tobuscus>Trending>ViralJesus he is tragic. He wants to have a viral moment so bad. So ridiculous and embarrassing.
At least he didn't tag Pewdiepie this time but he got shamed in his comment section for doing that last time (before he quickly deleted them) so I imagine he wouldn't dare try that again.
No. 534823
>>534487But when you never leave your cave, anywhere is fun. Plus Lainey has the mentality of a high schooler since she’s been stuck there ever since Grease ruined her life.
If they didn’t bring their kids that’s 100x more fucked up though.
No. 534824
>>534748SO MUCH CRINGE
1. Greg, trying to copy the David Dobrik laughing-behind-the-camera vlog will not a viral video make. You and your ugly wife make shitty content, and no matter how many angles you try to approach it, neither of you are interesting aside from what your dysfunctional selves/relationship could offer to the world of abnormal psychology.
2. Stop with the queerbaiting Lainey, even if you WERE into girls (you're not), you are so far from attractive that even Keith doesn't wanna see you kiss a girl.
3. It is so obvious that this Mercedes girl just wants to get some "fame" out of these two. She no doubt would have been the cool girl Lainey begged for attention in high school.
No. 534826
>>534810What’s with the green skin effect he does at 0:50? Bad filter to combat redness? Jab at Irish raging lol?
I like how he is almost “100% Irish” and can’t control his rage but he can abstain from alcohol which he makes several references to as an Irish trait in his shitty memes popping up in the video.
No. 534827
>>534805Wait wait wait, Hold the fuck on why is he suddenly claiming to be irish and to use that nationality and heritage as an excuse for anger issues? What a twat, Your anger is your own issue greg its got nothing to do with being "irish"
Lol where did this even come from?
No. 534829
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Bless whoever created this account to catch these quickly deleted twitter spergs.
Looks like someone is a bitter little Betty about not getting invited. I know the Swamp family tends to spit out fruits and veggies, but they'll never get scurvy with the amount of sour grapes they consume.
No. 534836
>>534805"I never grew up to see someone express violence"
Hes outright lying, Didn't he shout and scream about how he was beaten as a kid and got in a fight with his dad.
>>534831Something seems off, why is he suddenly claiming this irish heritage as an excuse for his anger?
No. 534837
>>534805I
think I've got the gist of it translated:
>Acting like I've changed into a better person hasn't benefited me or gained me subscribers so I'm going to quit with the charade now. Also it's not my fault I'm a dick, it's genetics. It reminds me of those "Nice Guys" who claim they're going to "start" being assholes because girls don't immediately drop to their knees and give them bj's for doing nice things like holding the door open for them.
Little hint for ya, Shreg: if your efforts to change are made only for personal gain, it's utterly meaningless.
No. 534852
>>534805It's funny cause he tried this earlier this year too. The poor guy can't even be a terrible person properly, he's too much of a pussy to be himself haha (side note I give this a week before he desperately lovebomb to regain lost subs)
As for him being Irish I bet you he just guessed. He wanted some basic white European country and hates England it seems so he chose Ireland. Plus being "Irish" in his mind gives an excuse for being an ass (oh I'm sorry, a ~freak~)
No. 534870
>>533881I just randomly remembered this, but I think Noah said he was 5'5 and he and Taylor look the same height (since he's slouching/leaning over).
Not a smol 5'3, are you, Taylor?
No. 534874
File: 1529804778430.png (1.55 MB, 1440x1379, Leave Leelu out of this.png)
Shreg finally changed his twitter profile.. a bit. Now he has the freedom to tweet as himself but he can still blame it on Leelu when he sharts out something offensive.
What a twunt.
No. 534909
>>534805"If you're a drug addict don't try to get clean. It's just who you are."
Great message, Grease.
No. 534912
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>>534829He's so bitter and jealous that my lips are puckering fron reading this. An event closed down because of too many fans wanting to meet you. 20,000 fans!!!
Greg is jealous that he could never ever get that many fans to come to his own convention, if he were to try to create one. He'd get like 7, maybe 10 fans to show up kek. Honestly though, if he tried to set up Onioncon, who would even show.
Also, there are times when youtube and real life can get mish mashed. Perhaps being known for chasing and fucking underaged developed teen girls does not exactly work to one's advantage when trying to enter a family theme park that just happens to be a pedophile's dream.
Sometimes people have eyes, and other times a person in the know will inform those who aren't.
No. 534936
>>534634I wonder if those poor kids are allowed to go anywhere and do anything with their father's (parents?) paranoid fear of someone
seeing them.
No. 534944
>>534940>>534941Exactly. Rarely do I see speculations about the kids that are specific to the child themselves.
When the kids are brought up its about how the Onions are doing a shitty job of raising them, and how its going to effect them now and in the future.
No. 534958
>>534945Did he not get his own DNA test? I thought it was his own until I saw more than one post that he just took the info in his sisters test and ran with it.
We all know how paranoid Onision is, I wonder if he didnt want to mail off his spit to the test center because hes heard about how the police do warrant-less searches of the DNA profiles of these 23andMe privately held genetic testing companies to find serial rapists and murders like The Golden State Killer.
Did Gregs done something criminal in his past that he fears may be found out if he gave up his DNA to some company and the cops got a hold of it.
No. 534960
>>534959lol, you're probably right. Its not a fear of having his privacy invaded, its just his cheapskate ways
"Why do we need to go to Fiji, you can just drink Fiji water, Jesus its the same thing!"
No. 534961
>>534960i feel like if he knew about the police activity he'd want to do it
more tbh. like to prove to the "haters" that the police have nothing on him or some shit.
No. 534966
File: 1529818005860.png (79.5 KB, 856x126, 6523411.PNG)
Do you think Shreg had a medical episode on his trip to CA?
Hes home 24/7, sitting in a chair screaming at his camera or editing videos. He never gets any type of exercise, so I can see his body freaking out because hes had to walk around Disneyland and Vidcon.
No. 534992
>>534966I don't think he understands how time zones work
Canada has almost the same number of time zones the us has, does he think time zones work north-south instead of east-west?
No. 534997
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>>534805>almost 100% irishDon't lie grease you're not even half.
No. 535004
>>534992Greg only goes by personal experience. Im not sure what part of Canada Sh lived in but if he had to do the time zone math between Seattle
and lets say, Charlottetown because he had to figure out the time difference so he could Skype her, then thats all he knows and wouldnt look up anything else So he thinks all of Canada runs on that time.
Im amazed at how ignorant Greg is when it comes to common knowledge or basic reasoning. Dont forget this is the man who thought all women have prostates and pee out of their vaginas.
No. 535011
>>535007British Columbia? Ok well that makes my theory moot. Sorry.
Maybe he thinks the sun rises in Canada first, because its above the U.S.
No. 535023
>>534966Oh dear lord, if it's another UTI dr. sperg I'm gonna die of laughter. Remember in the last one he said he always gets UTIs when he goes to CA because he gets dehydrated on account of not liking the water there.
Not like they drink tap water at home though, the wasteful fucks.
No. 535053
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I never thought I could feel sympathy for Greg. But can you imagine spending the day with Mercedes and then having to go back to the motel room with your ugly wife. I can just see him dragging his feet, kicking rocks all the way back to the room.
No. 535068
>>534836My guess would be Lucidia.
She comments on many of his tweets, calling him out, he doesn't like it and looks for a way to throw shade.
No. 535097
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He went to the doctor because his mommy was concerned about his back lump. The video was full of cringy jokes and shaking his ass into the camera. If I remember correctly this is the second time he's tried to milk his back lump as possible 'cancer'.
No. 535203
>>535064it doesn’t look like a full gold tooth to me, it actually looks more like partial dentures, specifically for her molars. i have family members with the same little silver/gold lines there and that’s what theirs are.
if she ever had braces though then more likely it’s just her retainer
No. 535405
>>533266but i thought she had one in another room or something
and i thought they ate frozen burritos
No. 535430
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>>534120nice new dungeon option..
No. 535927
>>535877it was during that period when Greg was accused of raping Adr
a lot of people were threatening physical harm because of what he was accused of doing
No. 536175
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The Onons went to Disney with their family (plus her mom to babysit and Lauren)
And "chose" not to go to Vidcon