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No. 833714

Lillee Jean is a stunted unwashed "beauty guru" who has taken "fake it till you make it" to previously unseen levels. With over 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram, 11k (fake) followers on Twitter, and 10k (fake) subscribers on youtube, her pitiful engagement rate is propped up by bots, engagement pods, and "bob-vageen" foreign men with no idea who she is.

Lillee is best known for abusing copyright strikes to silence her many critics. LJ and her momager, Laur Trueman, have been on a multi-year "anti-bullying" rampage where they ruthlessly mock other people for their age, looks, socioeconomic status, and more, all for the crime of questioning Lillee.

Many dedicated Lillee critics have created callout videos and posts to expose her racist, dishonest, and absurd behavior. However, Lillee and Laur remain convinced that this is all a conspiracy organized by one person out to get her.

CLASSIC MILK:
>Extremely stunted social development due to being removed from school around 13-14 years old. Does not appear to have a single friend IRL besides her helicopter mom.
>Is now 20 years old but legitimately plays with dolls
>speaks and writes in "attic pidgin", our affectionate name for her limited grasp of the English language (her only language)
>Claims to have a totally real, not-made-up boyfriend who is both a French diplomat and also a family friend since childhood. "Phillipe" (an incorrect spelling of the French name) seems to hop across continents, being either local or foreign depending on Lillee's convenience. Conflicting details about when they met suggest an inappropriate age gap (with a 23-year-old Pheepy asking out a 14-year-old Lillee). Her alleged boyfriend has no internet presence of his own, and has never been shown by Lillee, despite oversharing every other aspect of her life.
>Uses her "Jewish identity" to deflect all criticism as antisemitic, despite not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage
>Constantly exaggerating her status in the beauty community with fake pr
>Got caught running her own fan pages, many of which were racist caricatures of minorities. This included (alleged) POC claiming to hate their own dark skin and wishing to be pale like Lillee.
>Once posted a photoshopped image of herself over Katy Perry's body, claiming to have attended the Met Gala. Later backtracked and tried to pass it off as a fan-edited image.
>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab, created a custom lipstick color (the point of their business, which anyone can do) and advertised it as an official collab, claiming that her fans could ask for "the Lillee Jean collection" in all Bite stores. Bite Beauty formally asked her to stop making this false claim.
>participated in a public Covergirl ad campaign where anyone could submit selfies to be displayed on a scrolling billboard in Times Square. Lillee waited through hundreds of submissions to catch a photo of herself on the billboard, then posted it as though it were a collab where she exclusively modeled for Covergirl.


Last time on the Lillee Jean show…

>Lillee posts a recap of her own weak rebuttals to legitimate criticism, as though she really did something >>825870

>Lillee publicly suicide baits, causing someone to report her to her local police department for a wellness check. Lillee claims that the "entire department" showed up on her doorstep and called it "swatting" >>825871
>After years of insisting that nothing is wrong with her baby shark teeth, Lillee gets invisalign! >>825933, >>827211, >>827488
>Lillee introduces us to Elaine Gertler-Miller, another internet nobody from her engagement pod. Elaine quickly earns her own thread in /snow >>826003, >>826024, >>826075, >>826197
>Lillee continues to issue false copyright strikes on Youtube >>826290, >>827110, >>827265, >>827696, >>833388
>Launches a new Youtube channel, Lillee Jean Beauty >>826571
>More bad makeup >>826648
>Still repeating lies about collaborating with Bite Beauty >>826708
>Lillee posts an extremely unsettling live where she tries to be sexy as Baby Yoda >>826755, >>826982
>Everyone is antisemitic, everyone is Diane >>826832
>Laur draws attention to her sister's murder on the 26th anniversary of the event. As sad as it is that she lost her sister, she whips this out as a "gotcha" anytime she needs sympathy >>826918
>Lillee gets another sponsorship with "zbeautyoffical" >>827010
>posts a video on "How to stay out of internet drama" >>827103
>begins shilling extremely shoddy merchandise >>827104
>creates another new Youtube channel, Lillee Jean Receipts, to try to refute more criticism >>827720, >>827864
>Laur inadvertently exposes Lillee for actually playing with dolls, not just collecting them >>827888
>Having no understanding of the concept of fair use, Lillee believes that people need to actually contact her for permission >>828011, >>830717
>LJ and Laur still viciously attack anyone who mentions her in a negative light >>828229
>LJ teaches how you can have your own greasy, unkempt ponytail >>828252
>still desperate for bottom-of-the-barrel coomer attention >>829002
>Invisalign updates >>830414
>Literally using a teething ring >>830474
>Recap of everything LJ and Laur have bullied others for during their anti-bullying campaign >>830653
>For years now, Lillee has posted tons of gifs of herself to giphy. >>830754 Evidently she plans to copyright strike anyone she doesn't like for using her gifs. >>833455
>LJ buys another shallow pay-to-play article to boost her SEO >>831762. It gets taken down >>832408, reposted elsewhere >>832439, and replaced >>832622 like they're playing whack-a-mole
>LJ hosts another live with random guests, including one who shows his dick to her audience >>832220
>Finally chops her disgusting ratty hair >>832370
>Is cosplaying anime cultural appropriation? >>833041
>braces Q&A >>833351



MAIN ACCOUNTS AS OF 2020 (updated December 2020)
Lillee:
https://www.instagram.com/lilleejean
https://www.twitter.com/reallilleejean
https://www.youtube.com/c/LilleeJean
https://www.tiktok.com/@lilleejean?lang=en
https://tenor.com/search/lillee-jean-gifs
https://giphy.com/lilleejean
https://www.deviantart.com/lilleejean
Merch:
https://society6.com/lilleejean
https://teespring.com/stores/lillee-jean?aid=marketplace (removed)

Web:
http://www.lilleejeanbeauty.com
https://www.lilleejean.com/

Laur:
https://www.twitter.com/InevitableLrt (goes between private and public)
https://www.twitter.com/JeaniezInc (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/iamlaur67 (goes between private and public)
https://www.instagram.com/jeaniezmanagement (Suspended)

https://twitter.com/lilleeinc (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleejeanbeauty (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleejeanbeaute (Suspended)

Other relevant links can be found here >>767646

PREVIOUS THREADS:
1. >>>/snow/833840
2. >>>/snow/847048
3. >>698862
4. >>707075
5. >>718259
6. >>724333
7. >>736259
8. >>754981
9. >>767645
10. >>773135
11. >>777937
12. >>784721
13. >>794372
14. >>802142
15. >>811813
16. >>820665
17. >>825857

No. 833717

File: 1619733821960.jpeg (544.09 KB, 1170x1151, BC0544AF-E27B-4BAA-8F91-1DC198…)

They’re using this guy’s information on their latest copyright claims. He runs a business offering brand management courses over zoom.

https://brandyoubetter.com/

No. 833723

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Following LJ in Pinterest has unleashed a sea of badly done merch in my feed. This one is called Brave Archer Girl and they couldn't be arsed including the bow, the item most important to the subject of "archer".

I genuinely need this bag to bring to the beach this summer

No. 833726

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No. 833734

>>833726
Was wondering when we where gonna get a pic of pheepy

No. 833738

>>833726
She looks so much better like this

No. 833740

I know I’m replying to last thread, but I’ve been busy. Forgive me
>>833258
I’m on urban’s PR list and so is another girl I know and we received this palette almost exactly a month ago.

No. 833770

File: 1619780230167.jpeg (1010.24 KB, 1161x2059, 9D2D8E54-6D89-421D-99C7-44565D…)

still can’t properly put on shoes

No. 833771

>>833770
She has saggy grandma ass kek

No. 833773

I wish Willam Belli would use one of her videos in Beatdown.

No. 833788

File: 1619789791327.jpg (13.27 KB, 300x194, Mikey2.jpg)

>>833770
Cute "The Oblongs" cosplay, Lillee.

No. 833792

>>833770
Even with new clothes she still looks like an 80s teen bc her haircut looks like shit and she’s got granny glasses on

No. 833793

>>833770
Damn has she been packing on the pounds lately or what? She got a bootydo- her stomach sticks out more than her saggy booty do.

No. 833796

>>833770
> Her unkempt, never brushed, brassy hair.
> Her glasses that do nothing for her face. Ugly glasses girl, get glasses that frame your face.
> Top that doesn’t fit properly.
> Jeans that again, do nothing for her.
> She doesn’t know how to cuff her jeans. That’s a fairly simple task. It can be cute, but this is an abomination.
> Not correctly putting on your wedge shoe for a photoshoot. Embarrassing.
> Pose that looks unnatural and creepy. Not sure what she’s going for here.
> Drawing attention to your saggy ass and tagging the brand like they are going to be excited about this mess.

Her decision making skills are very strange. Not sure what goes through her mind and if she’s full on delusional or if she’s looking for pity and the yikes, poor girl reaction.

No. 833797

>>833770
THIS IS UNFORTUNATE. LJ does have an ass, but the jeans don't fit and make it look saggy and creepy. I think it's photoshop because her thighs blend into her ass and it looks like she might have tried to show a distinction? I'm not good with spotting PS.

>>833796
Pretty much this. She needs clothes that fit.

No. 833799

>>833796
>Not correctly putting on your wedge shoe for a photoshoot.
Anon, her ankles are twice the size of normal ankles, her body doesn't follow human anatomy standard.
She can't fasten the damn shoes.

No. 833802

File: 1619801994384.jpeg (1.24 MB, 1170x1981, 0972D2E6-C968-4926-8F87-1CD5A8…)

Mackenzie Westmore’s Instagram account has been suspended (not hacked kek). Probably for buying followers and participating in Lillee’s engagement pod. Maybe Lillee will be next.

No. 833805

File: 1619804430127.jpeg (386.71 KB, 1170x1384, 1623D4EC-3334-4C5E-BA70-28FF18…)

It still makes me laugh when Lillee forgets to switch accounts and talks to herself

No. 833806

>>833770
serving People of Walmart

No. 833807

File: 1619807361485.jpeg (161.62 KB, 750x525, D934FF74-5277-4090-B307-A5B85C…)

She’s a millionaire y’all

No. 833812

>>833770
Her cankles too big to buckle her shoes anymore kek

Hey at least she's wearing clothes for the first time since the fall, though. Did the victoria's secret nightie finally disintegrate in disgust?

No. 833839

>>833770
yiiikes…. she makes so much noise about wokingly fixing her pre-diabetic childhood body, yet doesn't seem concerned with her weight now. is this what the "asian cultivated" and "asian-influenced" foods are doing to her?

No. 833846

>>833839
by "asian influenced" she meant panda express.

No. 833858

She's upgrading to a ForeverKailyn bod.

Gonna look so hot for Pheep in a stained and sweaty Walmart XXXL sweatsuit with that saggy ass, babe.

How much longer, until she gets fatter than Laur, is the question?

No. 833860

I really think she’s too far gone.
A lost cause

She would have to be separated from laur for any chance of her redemption.

No. 833875

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Found this on reddit

No. 833878

>>833875
Ancestry anons have been saying this since great grandma and her mutilated face were first mentioned. Lillee’s timeline has always been suspicious. Great grandma was bayoneted in the face by a Tzars’ men in 1921.The last Russian tzar was killed in 1918.The photos of great grandma have no scars on her face. As soon as ancestry anons brought up great great grandma Jean being a dude, Lillee stopped doing her ancestry YouTube series. Laur’s parents were practicing Jews. I think Laur embellished stories about their family’s persecution and Lillee was repeating it. Neither had any idea how easy this stuff can be fact checked. It’s especially a problem when you start telling PoC to shut the fuck up about slavery because they’ve never met their relatives, unlike Lillee and Laur. Only Lillee and Laur had no relatives involved with the Holocaust because great grandma Scarface was already living a nice life in NYC. It’s fucked and while it’s not as interesting as buying followers or harassing minority content creators, it’s the most fucked up thing they’re saying and doing right now.

No. 833884

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>>833878
These are ggmas photos from Lillee’s video. No scars.

I also find it odd Lillee uses antisemitic talking points when discussing her Jewish heritage, like Jewish people being involved in slave trade.

No. 833889

>>833356
>>833390
Sorry I'm late. Had to watch the video completely because I thought there was a misinterpretation there somewhere but no. She kept spewing nonsense and I can see why we and her subscribers (the two of them) are confused.

>Talks about moving the jaw forward.

It's not really possible past puberty to move jaws with just bracers. Adult orthodontics usually include jaw surgeries to do that.

>Someone asks why she didn't just get brackets and she goes on about teeth eroding.

I have no idea what the erosion part is a conclusion to, but she is right that the canine needs to be pulled in line with a gold chain and you can't attach the end of the chain on an invisalign tray. The plastic isn't stable enough for that.

>Says she is not the one to give orthodontic advice.

Agreed.

>"I don't have bands."

She doesn't but the person asking probably wanted to know about the big metal bands (usually on lower first molars) instead of rubber ones.

>American ideals in dentistry.

Yeah sure blocky white veneers are a look but we're more concerned about her hygiene.

>Hearing issues.

Tinnitus is permanent.

>TMJ and clicking

Most people have tempomandibular joints so I have no idea what she's on about. Her tmj probably just pops and Laur is an arse about it. It's not uncommon and isn't fixed with ortho.

>Talks about her ortho being very capable and told her just by touching her gums that she's missing teeth.

We all can see that without actually feeling her gums.

>Talks about her ortho doing it faster because she's a "Diamond Provider".

This type of ortho is quite fast and I would be worried if it wasn't fast. What I think she's on about is fixed ortho which takes a bit longer.

>Froyo tangent.

Nothing of interest here. Probably eats stuff with hidden sugars and carbs in it. (The "sugarbug fodder".)

>Eyeloss, hearing loss.

I still have no clue what she's on about. I have never heard of such thing that you'd need orthodontics in order to keep an eye or hearing. (I mean if she means sepsis due pulp caries/insane pericoronitis/idk pick one then sure but it's wrong to threaten your daughter/anyone else with that.)

>Root canal treatment.

I have no clue what she's on about. RCT-ing impacted canines is not a correct way to treat them. (I would like to remind that RCT is an good-but-not-great option for tooth ache when all else has been tried, but not for orthodontic treatment.)

Made me think if she had rotten deciduous canines (only roots left) and they wanted to RCT them in order to build new crowns instead of ortho. Still not an adequate option.

>Talks about trays and not using the upper set because of brackets.

Makes me wonder if she's been duped…

>Baby toothbrush.

Yeah this is a legit thing. Medium or hard brushes can wear down enamel and gum (causes permanent tooth sensitivity) and it's always recommended to use the softest brush imaginable. Or an electric one which tells when you press too hard.

>Spacing versus crowding.

Yeah it's true in a way that spacing is better than crowding when it comes to keeping up good oral hygiene.

There I sat thinking this: she refers to her peg teeth as chicklet teeth. When she talks about "baby teeth" is she actually referring to the peg tooth/teeth? As in they are tiny and baby-like.

So, in short I still stand behind the idea that she's just getting it done because it got to Laur. Maybe the company offered her free treatment for advertising, hence it wouldn't be on insurance and hence this reads as an advertisement for the company. She keeps underlining certain things too much during a simple Q&A.

Reposted after fixing a brain fart.

No. 833895

>>833889
>It's not really possible past puberty to move jaws with just bracers

A girl I knew in my late teens had tiny teeth. Idk what the problem was, but she had extensive surgery to try to correct her problem. At one point she had her jaw wired shut for a few months. Then she had metal braces for years. She was in her late teens also, so when I read about how the goblin thinks braces alone are going to give her a glowing smile…no.

No. 833902

>>833875
This is hilarious anon. Did LJ read that and that's why she stopped rambling about her ancestors?

No. 833903

File: 1619889656511.jpg (Spoiler Image, 30.85 KB, 500x323, comparison.jpg)

>>833394
I must add to this that like the other anon said earlier, that she most likely has microdontia and thus probably no actual baby (primary, deciduous) dentition. They are most likely extracting a permanent premolar in order to make room for her canines and probably putting a crown/crowns on the smaller peg tooth/teeth.

It's correct that by this point if she had any baby teeth, they'd be pulled. Because they aren't durable. No ortho in their righteous mind would save a baby tooth in a treatment of this scale because it'd most likely pull it out which would render the whole process void and would probably be malpractice and would likely get sued for that.

However in cases where the primary tooth would be present it'd still be visibly smaller than the permanent teeth roots are.


>>833895
Yeah, like a third of the deal is about teeth and the rest is about the occlusion aka how the teeth bite together and how the jaws align. Lillee's treatment plan is common and kinda lame in professional world but she does make it seem like something unusual. She's kinda lucky in a way that it'll only require this much work.

No. 833911

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>>833884
Went all the way back to thread #1 for this, but here's the first instance of Lillee talking about her grandma. >>834612

No. 833913

>>833797
It isn’t really an ass when she’s uniformly fat and bloated everywhere. Of course if she’s obese, the ass is going to look like a lumpy sack of potatoes much like her stomach, flabby fat arms and candles so fucking thick she can’t even fasten her shoes.
Lillee if you’re reading this, lose some damn weight.

No. 833914

File: 1619897918621.png (891.88 KB, 1966x1270, Bad liars get laughed at.png)

>>833875
>>833884
>>833911

Sage for old milk but this is one of my favorite LJ lore tangents and I can't resist. Credit to Ancestry anon from a few threads ago.

That 1922 arrival sure is inconvenient for the goblin victim story.

A history lesson for Attic Academy alumni:
1917: Tzar abdicated throne
1918: Tzar is killed with immediate family by Bolsheviks.
1922: Hitler arrested for treason by German gov after failed drunken putsch. A powerless lil edgelord in a Bavarian jailcell.
1933: Hitler appointed chancellor - comes to power.

It seems Grandpa Jean left at the perfect time to avoid the tsar and the nazis! They should've picked the Bolshevik/evil commie make-your-own adventure option. Maybe next time, goblins!

Also, look at all those holocaust survivors that immigrated before the third reich came into power.

No. 833915

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Noo don’t look up all the retarded lies i’ve said losers. So obsessed with me

No. 833960

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Just got done being used as a perch for birds

No. 833964

>>833960
Her hair, I……..

No. 833969

>>833960
Her face is so fucking light and gray in comparison to the rest of her body omg
What is this stupid ancient obsession with paleness?? Whose gonna tell her fat Ukrainian middle aged farmer’s wife looking ass that’s far from the beauty standard these days

No. 833970

File: 1619924181507.jpg (234.56 KB, 1209x1837, IMG_0352.jpg)

LJ used the Yoda filter a few days ago on a live. It looks more goblin-like than ever. Especially with the metal in her mouth.

Did anyone get a screenshot of her story about the PR she got from the exercise startup? It's weird they're sending shit to a chubby goblin. Maybe they're hoping for a glow up for their marketing materials.

No. 833974

File: 1619927120544.jpeg (1.53 MB, 1170x2082, 1F368966-EFD6-40BE-B308-3DD872…)

Gummee Jean arrives next week.

No. 834009

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>>833802
Lillee told Mackenzie it would be a good idea to buy a million followers and Instagram yeeted her account kek

No. 834010

File: 1619962852946.jpeg (524.62 KB, 1170x1927, DD2A5E2A-7074-40D9-9DC0-8B5375…)

Lillee has a friend or is she fighting with Laur?

No. 834012

>>834010
probably talking about her dolls play or something kek

No. 834014

>>834010
>>834012
Sounds like LJ was talking to her imaginary friend Mario.

No. 834016

File: 1619966159011.jpg (79.19 KB, 765x554, tiktokstats.jpg)

Totally not sus stats for Tiktok.

>>834009
Would love to hear an insta rep about this, LJ got away but not McKenzie. Why?

No. 834019

>>834010
McKenzie might be pissed her Instagram account was suspended for doing the same shit Lillee does while Lillee faces zero repercussions. She’s an actual actress who hosted a television show and has a brand. Bitch is probably salty.

No. 834020

>>834010
This is just making it painfully apparent that LJ has never had an actual, adult friendship. Most adults disagree with their friends about things; that's sometimes what keeps discussions interesting. She doesn't understand that people don't throw away friendships at the first disagreement. She's so stunted by Laur.

No. 834023

>>833802
>>834009
She could have been hacked because she was buying followers and her account was suspended. Depending on the bot farm, these idiots have to give permissions to their accounts. McKenzie’s account was verified and would resell high. Iirc, the exact same thing happened to LJ a few months ago with her followers fluctuating 900k within a day or two. The bot farm probably took over McKenzie’s account, added a million followers and were planning on selling the account but Instagram suspended it first.

No. 834048

>>834009
I just searched the 5 most recent Lillee Jean threads and couldn't find any mention of this McKenzie person. How is she related to Lillee? What makes this Lillee's fault?

No. 834050

>>834048
McKenzie Westmore is a former actress (she was Sheridan Crane on the soap Passions) and she has a QVC makeup brand. I suspect her and Lillee met in the same engagement pod and they did a live together. It’s a very strange pairing.

No. 834056

>>834048
Live from December 15, 2020. I skimmed it. LJ tries to bring bullying into the conversation whenever she can. Pretty standard boring LJ live.

No. 834075

>>834050
>>834056
Okay thanks anons! This is a really weird pairing for sure.

No. 834079

>>833914
what is "PA"? Poland?

No. 834080

>>834079
gotta be Pennsylvania

No. 834081

File: 1620000071934.jpeg (339.66 KB, 1170x870, 6C1B93AD-E9D3-4494-8EED-1BD0A5…)

>>834079
>>834080
It’s Pennsylvania.

Earl’s relatives were the first people in Pennsylvania according to Lillee’s everpedia.

No. 834084

>>834081
kek, they would have been a century too early for any other Europeans to be in Pennsylvania, but go off, Laur

No. 834087

File: 1620003036803.jpeg (82.46 KB, 640x1136, E28A2AF2-6699-4C77-BA3D-521AE3…)

Nice spot to put he the watermark lillee……

I’m starting to think she has a humiliation fetish

No. 834088

>>834081
>1500s
>PA
I'm cackling

No. 834091

File: 1620004774413.jpeg (351.93 KB, 828x1124, 1D7CEE7E-24CD-4759-858B-F478A8…)

G8 article to add to your official website

No. 834102

>>834081
okay thanks i was confused because the others say "US" which is obviously america. americans forgetting nobody else in the world knows their acronyms will never not be annoying.

No. 834133

LJ is so obsessed with her origins,
yet can't get along with her few family members living nearby keks.

No. 834134

>>833878
>>833884

Her whole ancestry ordeal identically mirrors a middle schooler that has no personality traits, so she exaggerates stories or straight up lies about her family to seem cool, because that is literally her only talking point.

No. 834139

>>834010
I honestly forget that LJ has no friends. Idk why, but as I'm scrolling through I'm not really thinking about it. But then I see something like this and I get reminded. I geniunely can't imagine a life where you only speak to your parents. Like I can't even wrap my head around it.

No. 834141

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No. 834160

>>834091
>his real name
>it is of jewish and lutheran religious origin
>he has

how do you mess up with the pronouns so bad you end up calling her an "it"

No. 834161

File: 1620064867395.jpeg (708.49 KB, 1170x1319, A5D2F126-CFBF-43DC-8611-1E6B2E…)

Lillee was using a brand consultant’s information on her copyright strikes. The guy finally responded and said he had no idea it was happening.

No. 834163

>>834091
I am a bit of a grammar nazi, this hurt my soul.

No. 834164

File: 1620067047035.jpg (Spoiler Image, 42.91 KB, 718x581, Turnersyndrome.jpg)

She has several of the common symptoms of Turner Syndrome. I'm guessing Laur never had this diagnosed or treated, hence LJ didn't get growth hormones. She is only 4'9 at age 20. She also has the thick neck issue now, the teeth, the chest plate issue, and more. Laur never took her to a doctor - it's so wrong.

No. 834165

>>834160
people whose native language doesn’t have pronouns often have a hard time with English pronouns
this is why you don’t outsource your PR on Fiverr

No. 834167

>>834164

Girls with Turner syndrome typically need hormone therapy to force puberty and we know Laur never takes her to the fucking doctor so that’s probably a negative. She’s just short and ugly it’s not that complicated.

No. 834195

>>834160
the 'it' is referring to her name

No. 834204

>>834164
She clearly doesn’t have that anon, she’s just been unlucky with genes and has been brought up by a complete idiot.

No. 834209

>>834164
lol no she's just ugly

No. 834224

>>834164
Laur is very short as well. Lillee is just a result of neglect and poor parenting

No. 834233

Lauren Elyse, the MUA that Lillee and Laur bullied and got suspended off twitter, announced a collab on an eyeshadow palette with Drench Cosmetics.

Damn POCs stealing Lillee's jobs again

No. 834237

File: 1620144120668.png (2 MB, 1284x2778, 0E6F9B78-E771-4BB9-9DA0-592D55…)

Which member of her engagement pod will we meet next?

No. 834240

>>834237
I doubt that she will choose randomly after the time she let a callout on her live. She saves the lives for pod people and bot farms.

No. 834242

File: 1620145080622.jpeg (555.53 KB, 1170x1442, 0E09C9CC-A21E-4519-BE78-CE2F56…)

Lillee’s newest article confirms tinfoil she wasn’t diagnosed pre-diabetic by a physician and Laur never followed up with professionals.

No. 834243

>>834233
Shows how under represented white women are in the make up industry

No. 834245

>>834242
>8 years old

In her fat shaming video she says she was 11.

No. 834247

>>834242

Why does this need to be in anybody's 'about' section???

No. 834253

>>834247
Because it's literally all she has to be proud of.

Most people's interests "come to light" by 7 years old. It's not an accomplishment to be interested in art etc, you have to actually DO something with it that impresses people. Lillee's entire life is a participation trophy created by Laur to reward her for existing and liking things.

Lillee liked art as a child? She must inherently be a prodigy! She learned how to use a computer? Incredible, she's a genius! Managed to avoid childhood diabetes, like the vast majority of the world's population? Amazing, add it to the bio!

No. 834256

>>834242
A restrictive diet/disordered eating at 8 could be the reason she has dental problems and why she’s 4’9

No. 834269

Lol i bet she’s so annoying when she goes to her orthodontist.

ILOVE MY TEETH and blah blah bullying

No. 834274

How long before she is an expert on dentistry? I firmly believe she and the mother goblin believe that if you work in proximity, slightly experience or Google something it makes you an expert.

No. 834278

>>834269
Holy shit. I can Imagine she's like a little kid flapping her gums about herself to medical professionals trying to do their job. Anyone who has ever taken a child to an appointment can picture exactly what she must be like. I wonder if she brings a doll to show the nurses

No. 834308

>>833726
Sorry for this 5 day old autism but what in the Bram Stoker’s Dracula is this shit?!

No. 834309

Has anyone watched Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen nightmares? The Amy’s baking company. Amy and her husband Sammy legit remind me of Laur and Lillee

No. 834333

>>834309
i think amy and sammy remind me more of Lori and her stockholm syndrome boyfriend over in /w/

in my opinion lilee is like if gypsy rose and honey boo boo were combined.

No. 834345

>>834333
Comparing that fat retarded child to Honey Boo Boo is an odd choice.

Honey Boo Boo had the basic level of charisma necessary to build a career which is honestly a lot more than can be said for Lillee Jean.

That, and Honey Boo Boo was actually good at what she did and had a bunch of awards to show for it, which is WAAAY more than Lillee had acheived.

No. 834346

File: 1620215300252.jpeg (928.87 KB, 1170x2054, 06DA4D4A-BA0D-4538-BC70-512A03…)


No. 834352

>>834346
So, teens have to wear braces for years and don't have teeth nearly as bad as LJ, but all LJ's teeth problems can be fixed within a month?
How can canines emerge so fast?
Could it be an infection? kek

No. 834368

It’s really sad that it took this long for Laur to fix Lillee’s teeth. Tinfoil but she probably knew the extent of the work that needed to be done 7 years ago (last time Lillee was at a dentist) and decided to wait and see if it would fix itself somehow. Laur is such a shitty mother, it’s disgusting.

No. 834375

>>834368
With the extent of Laur and Earl's financial troubles, it's likely they couldn't afford to fix her dental issues. I wouldn't doubt they pooled their 1400 stimulus checks to pay for it because she was having jaw pain, googled TMJ and flipped out.

And what Lillee wants, Queen Lillee gets.

No. 834397

>>834309
All narcs are the same

No. 834415

File: 1620243054045.jpg (791.34 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20210505-202735_Ins…)

Can anyone make sense of this?

No. 834416

File: 1620243157513.jpg (557.79 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20210505-202652_Ins…)

Another shot for her foot fetish fans.

No. 834421

Im sure there’s a fetish for her stubby dwarf legs.

Why does she never talk about how she’s legally a midget. Wouldnt that feed in to how special LJ is.


“Dwarfism is generally defined as an adult height of 4 feet 10 inches (147 centimeters) or less” i got this excerpt off of mayo clinic

No. 834425

File: 1620247577848.png (68.99 KB, 1154x284, drgoblinscam.png)

>>834415
>my ortho is a goddess
actual review of ortho in pic related (https://www.zocdoc.com/dentist/laura-danoff-dmd-285822)

No. 834426

File: 1620247784601.png (61.49 KB, 1426x300, 00000000.png)


No. 834427

>>834426
I suspect she gives out discounts to anyone who leaves her a 5-star review on google/fb/yelp. Either that or she buys them. All those 5 stars seem mighty sus

No. 834436

>>834415
i think she's trying to say that because her first and second teeth have moved, the impacted canines have also moved and are causing pain?
it seems she thinks that the canines made her front teeth move though which isn't true… they put a chain on the two front teeth before to bring them together smh.
also, agree with >>834352 in that it's crazy her ortho is trying to get all of this done so quickly… i can't imagine how much pain she's in from this super rushed process.

No. 834453

File: 1620264284826.jpeg (980.02 KB, 1242x1631, 71DCDB52-5E8A-4D71-8F3E-B68263…)

Lmaof

No. 834454

File: 1620264336582.jpeg (193.87 KB, 827x1466, 5286A57A-62C2-4F3E-8946-440D46…)


No. 834455

File: 1620264387646.jpeg (197.73 KB, 827x1480, 8951277C-756E-406E-84F1-75A166…)


No. 834457

>>834454
Ass looking like a sack of potatoes

No. 834459

>>834455
>>834454
Mind you, they share their house and this is the common entrance.

No. 834461

>>834454
That's the dumpiest ass I've ever seem on someone so young, wtf

No. 834462

Thats a diaper full LMAO I CANT

No. 834464

>>834454
jesus christ. why would she post this. keep in mind laur is taking these pics of her daughter’s saggy ass.

No. 834466

>>834455
God but she's deformed. Your legs shouldn't be that small proportional to your torso. It's so uncanny valley

No. 834471

>>834454
>>834416
Her legs look like actual baby legs. They're so short and fat, she has the build of a toddler. Seeing her try to sexy pose with them is seriously unsettling.

No. 834476

>>834454
Lmao she’s so cringeworthy with that stretched out shirt, granny undies and dumpy, cellulite ridden legs.

No. 834480

>>834454
Wtf her ass looks like a diaper. Also, I can smell this picture.

No. 834481

>>834454
Oof, imagine having your ass sag even when your leg is bent in front of you.

I thought the photo with her jeans on just made her ass look horrible because of the size/fit of the jeans but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a saggier butt than this on someone so young or who hasn’t gone through extreme weight loss.

No. 834483

Jesus fuck can we please knock it off with the bodyshaming post and actually contribute??? It's getting really unsettling how many body shaming posts there are being made lately and barely any note worthy contribution. Yes we know she is 'abnormally' looking. This has been discussed to death. Get over it.

No. 834485

>>834454
LMAO why the fuck would she post this?? It’s not flattering in the slightest.
LJ OnlyFans next??

No. 834500

File: 1620297500941.jpg (19.47 KB, 718x117, interiorcontest.jpg)

>>834415
>>834425
I don't know if it a murican thing, but ortho advertising on insta and paying for an engagement pod, would be a massive red flag for anyone with a functioning brain.

The positive reviews she gets are even more telling, keks at this guys who talks about the comfy chairs and the nice looking office.
Like is this some interior design competition?
Lillee and laur attract scammers, but no one should risk their health and teeth for some discount.

>>834483
NYART
The pictures are objectively so bad and embarrassing, I'm beginning to think she has an humiliation fetish just like the other anon said.
She looks worse than the Carters in the Bidens photoshoot.

No. 834504

>>834500
Yeah all of these reviews are sketch central. I wouldn't be surprised if this person didn't even have a license.
The Truemans are broke. Lillee was no doubt having excrutiating pain from her teeth and Laur was forced to finally do something. This person is probably very cheap or maybe even free if Lillee convinced them that her 1mil followers were real and she could advertise them for free services. Lillee and Laur are not smart in the slightest, but I'm sure they sought out the cheapest option they could, and probably realized how scammy these people were and could take advantage of it. That, or they were desperate and this sketchy ass dentist was the cheapest they could find in general.

No. 834537

Is it fucked to think Lillee might be the ugliest girl I’ve ever seen??

No. 834555

>>834537
She’d definitely be less ugly if she wasn’t such a massive cunt

No. 834562

>>834483
Lillee is a nasty, unclean, and awful person with zero redeeming qualities. She also happens to look like a dumpy Polish 45 year old potato farmer and prostitute.
She posts unflattering pictures of her disgusting midget body and flirts with horny, foreign men. She is a perfect cow to document & shame.
If you don't like body shaming go back to the Twitter or Discord and gtfo off of the farms with your retarded pearl clutching and faux concern. Ma'am this is a lolcowfarm. We are here to laugh & make fun of a goblin, Karen.

No. 834570

>>834436
Doesn't ortho work take time though? Or is it possible to rush the work? Because this just seems a bit out of the realm of possibility for orthodontic work to be rushed without severely damaging teeth.

No. 834578

>>834570
Her tiny teeth might have tiny roots, even if they're not officially "baby teeth". That would explain why they're moving so quickly.

No. 834581

She’s an ugly bitter filled racist midget goblin and deserves to get rekt to the fullest.

She CAN change anyone can change. She chooses to tear down others, she chooses to be ignorant, she chooses to spew the lies she does. Sure she was raised as a coddled baby narcissist but she’s been given opportunities to learn from her ignorance and mistakes. Instead she constantly doubles down.

No. 834583

>>834454
>>834483


Anon you can't just ignore this ass. It's freakish. I was the one who said "at least she has an ass and her jeans are too tight or might be ps." I was wrong. This looks like a botched butt lift. Lolcow is not your safe space. It's petty as fuck.

No. 834601

>>834570
definitely does take time, and she shouldn't be having appointments so often.
bit of a blog, but my teeth were FUCKED and i also had to have teeth pulled (but not bc of impacted teeth) and i had braces for a total of a year and a half with appointments every 6-8 weeks.
even doing work that fast is not really common, most teens have braces for 2+ years. it's super important to move the teeth but then let them settle instead of moving teeth as fast as she is. she's going to end up with loose teeth if they keep up with this speed.

No. 834603

She’ll have to wear a retainer for the rest of her life or her peg teeth will move back

They really didn’t have to get Invisalign in her case. It still baffles me that they didn’t fully go the metal braces route

No. 834608

It is well known that Invisalign isn't recommended to treat bite problems like traditional braces are. I had a minor bite problem (nothing compared to lillees shit show of a mouth) which took 2 yrs of braces and jaw surgery to correct. her bite is mightily fucked up, everything about her treatment is sketchy. was also an extremely expensive process which makes me wonder how these goblins can afford any of it. doesn't really add up

No. 834612

Our goblin heard our concerns and is now exercising 24 seconds a day

https://streamable.com/j382id

No. 834613

>>834612
What are the chances that she exercises regularly but has a shit diet?

I can totally see her being too dumb to realise that nutrition is a huge part of exercise actually doing something to your appearance so she just blames it on her metabolism

No. 834615

>>834613
She gets out of breath really fast and she doesn’t know how to exercise. All of her fitness videos had the most atrocious form

No. 834621

It’s so strange to me that she works out without her hair pulled back, no socks and or sneakers and no top. Just because you work out doesn’t mean you have to just wear a sports bra and no shirt.

No. 834624

>>834612
What is happening with her legs when she’s doing push-ups?

No. 834625

>>834613
ngl she is thinner than i thought she would be, yet somehow also flabbier..?

No. 834630

>>834625
It's possible if she lost muscle mass as well as fat. Jesus, I wouldn't put it past her if she thought exercising with no protein was going to make her lean and skinny

No. 834633

File: 1620357951775.jpg (56.42 KB, 320x245, 1-s2.0-S2395921517300648-gr8.j…)

>>834352
My ortho and two different dentists refused to do half metal traditional and half invisalign. My top teeth were not very bad at all, just a minor space between the two front teeth. My bottom teeth were crowded with a slight cross-bite. I was told no reputable doctor would do half-and-half and that doing so would screw up the entire process and potentially add additional time to the treatment. It took me about 2.5 years to fully correct my teeth, and my ortho is a Diamond provider. Her doctor sounds like a money hungry quack. Picrel, my bottom teeth were similar to this, but not quite as severe.

No. 834644

>>834624
She's doing "girl or doggystyle" push-ups. She's on her knees. It makes push-ups MUCH easier because you are only lifting the upper part of your body. Her form is terrible, she's arching her back like she should be getting railed from the back.

No. 834657

>>834612
Goddamn a good first step would be to wear exercising gear her size. Her dumpy stomach is sticking out so badly and the elastic bands are too tight to be comfortable at all. Loser can’t even buy clothes that fit bc it’ll destroy her size 2 fantasy. Mommy lied to you lilz…you’re a size 12 not 2

No. 834668

>>834612
Sage for no contribution, but I've never seen someone with so much fat on her back.

>>834644
That. Best way to add back issues to her endless health troubles.

No. 834687

File: 1620395687415.jpg (33.68 KB, 355x631, botanic_affair.jpg)

How long before they drop Lillee?

No. 834688

>>834687
That's exactly what I was thinking. Recently, the goblins have really pissed off the more outgoing callouts. Those people are out to destroy what little "career" LJ has and have probably already begun a social media blasting campaign. Brands really should do more investigative work before stepping into a hive of angry bees.

No. 834691

File: 1620397173297.jpeg (421.12 KB, 828x1031, 66E4D967-8192-477B-868E-344962…)

>>834644
Holy shit

No. 834699

File: 1620398662665.jpg (Spoiler Image, 196.04 KB, 1379x937, whales2.jpg)

>>834691
Close enough

No. 834700

>>834691
Those look like high compression leggings. That's why she doesn't look like the inflated lard of the live where she was "dancing."But the fat trying to escape the top of the leggings is very telling.

Chunky bunny feedie Onlyfans is coming at this rate.

No. 834717

>>834687
>>834688
They won't.
Lillee is teaming up with a suspicious crooked business again.
The company is blocking anyone on insta leaving a comment about this collab.
They also own their own 1change4change """charity""" called 1% for the planet.
Insta: 1percentftp

I couldn't find any registration for this company (California).
How unexpected.

No. 834723

>>834613
i honestly feel like her diet is her biggest problem. she is in such denial and claims to prefer natural, healthy meals to fast food, but her definition of healthy is microwave meals, "salad galore" from doordash (which has to be at least 600 calories per portion), and currently "asian-cultivated" foods because of invisalign. i doubt that laur or earl cook her steamed seaweed and pho, so she is gorging on panda express or fried msg from a local chinese place.
i believe that the bare minimum of exercise she gets from tiktok dances and half assed sets is enough to keep her in okay shape, but she clearly eats like crap.

No. 834731

>>834723
She’s shown a salad twice. I don’t know why everyone thinks this is what she eats exclusively. Most of the time she shows pictures of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, bagels & drinks fruit juice. None of these things are ‘healthy’.

No. 834743

I'm 100% sure that what food she shares with us is in her opinion, the "healthiest" shit she's putting in her gullet. It's sad to think so but she probably things McDonald's salads and Subway sandwiches are healthy because she was raised by two disgusting fatasses who themselves know shit about eating healthy. What we aren't seeing is likely disgusting GrubHub trash.

No. 834745

File: 1620424028645.jpeg (489.16 KB, 828x1456, AE6495FF-DF6E-4CD5-B204-DF59B8…)


No. 834746

>>834745
I feel bad for anyone who's ESL and trying to understand Lillee, because she's unintelligible even to native English speakers

No. 834753

>>834745
Most people don’t think going 3-4 days without showering is normal. If she had normal friends close to her age, she’d know this.

No. 834770

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No. 834794

>>834745
3 to 4 days? Even with a skin condition that's fucking disgusting. I bet this smelly bitch is mistaking her utis with her made up special tight vaginal wall disease because she doesnt wash her crumb or fanny

No. 834797

Wtfffff I’m sorry but I’ve heard the washing your hair 3-4 times a week is fine whatever but not showering EVERYDAY is DISGUSTING !!!

No. 834820

>>834797

Showering/bathing every single day is only the standard in a few places and is universally considered unnecessary unless you're in physical/manual labor jobs or extremely sweaty/grimy or live in a hot climate.

Every other day is the norm for most of the world. Americans shower daily because they're fucking stupid and wasteful. Not only does showering/bathing daily worsen your skin considerably by every known metric, it's literally unnecessary. The idea that the human body just becomes a cesspool in only one day is hilariously misguided and incorrect.

No. 834821

>>834820
Not that anon, but yes, you do not have to shower every day if you're not doing manual labor. You still need to wash your face, armpits and nether regions, tho. I doubt LJ does that. She might only wash her face and that is because of makeup.

But something tells me LJ does not realize you can shower without washing your hair at the same time. Like she only showers when she feels like that she needs to wash her hair. Her hair is also always very greasy looking because she does not know how to use hair products. She's just nasty. I also think she does not shower because she is always wearing the same clothes. Why would you wash yourself and put back on dirty clothes?

No. 834827

>>834820
>>834821
In the UK, older builds only have a bathtub. New build flats only have a shower because they're tiny. It's not convenient to bathe every morning or evening. Whatever, LJ has a permanent grimy look. Her living space is borderline hoarder territory. I doubt she even bothers with an all over wash at her sink every day. I can imagine her face paints are removed with a single wet wipe.

No. 834828

>>834820
>>834827
>luxuriously showering every day in my $800/month apartment
Ok dirty eurofags(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 834833

File: 1620479640210.jpeg (16.81 KB, 300x300, images (10).jpeg)

>>833974
Late to the party but I've finally realised why her teeth appear so creepy. It's partially due to the fact she's missing lateral incisors (the smaller two teeth that sandwich the larger main two). This is probably old news but I feel like I've had an epiphany.

No. 834838

>>834833
Soz for samefag but just read the prior thread and apparently it's an impacted canine, ignore my sperging I can't delete pls.

No. 834841

Americans are stupid for showering everyday? Bathing daily is unnecessary? Did I get that statement correct?

I’m going to politely disagree and give that a hard pass.

No. 834842

>>834841
Regardless of how often people are bathing, be it every day, every other day, or twice a day; we can ALL agree that washing every three to four days is gross at best.
>>834745
And Lillie should really get off her high horse considering these threads (and her entire social media presence really) are proof her hygiene is fucking abysmal.

No. 834843

>>834820

Facts. Showering daily is horrible for your microbiom and actively discouraged by dermatologists. But no one thinks LG doesn’t smell like a musty old sock

No. 834844

Her tight vag problems are likely from constant irritation and infection. She probably doesn’t shower regularly during her moon days either.

No. 834850

I mean, we can all agree, that LJ is AMERICAN and regardless of what's technically better for you, 3-4 days of not showering in American culture is going to gross out people she interacts with. Plus, how insane is it that she's putting oil in her hair. Most of those treatments are made with the idea that you're washing your hair at least every other day.

No. 834851

File: 1620496119572.jpeg (496.78 KB, 1259x1489, 3BB57652-2D99-454C-BEE3-2EA3BA…)

The hair fucking kills me.

No. 834852

>>834827
Those bathtubs nearly always have a shower over them. What are you on about

No. 834854

File: 1620499302833.jpeg (242.52 KB, 827x1482, D6B80E13-BB3E-4173-987E-7B3CE0…)


No. 834855

>>834854
she’s not racist because she’s obese kek

No. 834856

>>834854
You are what you eat. And Lillee looks more and more like a chinese dumpling every day. Guess this was the "asian cultivated food"

No. 834894

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No. 834912

>>834894
I dont think I have ever done a workout where my armpits hurt.

Does she mean her under arms? Is she trying to get rid of the bingo lady arm flap?



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