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Last thread >>325644
Luxymoo's post about Onion's come ons >>324533
>He said that if he were in my position, he would do whatever it takes to be with Lainey. He said that I didn't really care about Lainey, that all i was looking for was friendship. He said that he thought my mind was broken. He said he thought I may be sexually dormant. He then would say that he thinks i'm a good person and that i'm the safer alternative. He called me a good distraction. He wanted me to still come up. But that was a fleeting thought. He said friendship would be hard, and that I was doing everything I could to avoid a relationship with Lainey.>Then he pitched the idea of me being with Lainey exclusively, while he's with Lainey exclusively. Like we wouldn't be doing sexual things together. I still declined because 1. he had spent so much time invalidating MY feelings on the matter, attacking my personality, pressuring me, etc. and 2. I also knew that that wasn't what they wanted, and I told him that we would still hit that road block of me wanting exclusiveness.>He had said in a previous conversation that it was like him and Lainey were on an island and I had a boat, but I wouldn't throw them a life line because I wasn't the right boat. Said that they didn't know what they were going to do about Billie, because Lainey was talking about bringing her back I guess at that time? He told me to stop responding, because I was just making it worse.
>Onion makes a whiny "quitting" video in response to the pedo allegation backlash>Youtubers and news outlets starting to speak out about Onion's pedo tendencies>Fake Milkanon and real Luxymoo screenshots showing him trying to pressure Luxy into a relationship>Billie's back>Onion makes 800th "We broke up" "Just kidding" video
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Why can't you just let me be BRUTALLY HONEST to vulnerable teens in peace? Send more pix pls thx
Hahaha, oh Greg :D you just HAVE to make this situation about how GREAT, you are, doncha?
Too late though. the internet thinks you're a creepy pedo in potential already.
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Reposting from last thread. I saved a lot of recent creepy onion videos as well a their thumbnails in case he tries to delete any.
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Let me know if he deletes any and I'll post mirrors.
oh my god the last 2-3 minutes of the video. i LOVE seeing him mad and shook to the core.
his creep factor goes up SO HIGH when he's angry though. I imagine him talking that way to partners and it makes me really uncomfortable
In summary he just says exactly what you'd expect from him.
>yeah maybe I ask girls for inappropriate pics but it's because I'm helping them with their body issues! >see! here are a few people on Twitter who said I helped them to stop cutting>and more Twitter posts>and more>and more>the articles didn't include these Twitter posts because they have an ~agenda~!>I only called that girl Shrek because I'm "brutally honest">people wouldn't trust me at all if I didn't call people fat and ugly now and again!>I called a girl anorexic because I'm "honest">backpedals on his Asian fetish comment by saying other races aren't perfect either>boys/women/men can post on my forums too? it's not really my fault young girls make up 100% of my fanbase! >nothing is pornographic (k sure Gross)>lists some rules from his website stating that anyone who posts should expect to be in a video so in his mind they're giving they're consent (except that's bullshit because they're children, they can't give consent)
I'm only halfway through the video. I'll summarise the rest if people want but honestly it's making me sick looking at his smug face and listening to him try to defend his illegal activity.
didn't specifically ask, rather.
Saged, forgot to verb my nouns.
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"Realize you can no longer get my TRUE and HONEST feedback on your body because of the haters"
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of course it was clear. facepalm.
it's funny because greg thinks he's smart, if that wasn't clear anon.
Lord I hope this is a fake comment and not a real parent. >>327486
Just got a off a 12 hour shift so my brain is easily confused, I'd rather look like a fool than be confused for a Gerg sympathiser.
Hahaha he's so "hurt" angry he decided to throw Daddy-Onion under the bus, lmao!!
Greg, you can stop lying about your dad now, we (all including you) know he was never a pedo.
Also, you can see his gray hair and receding hairline now; he should stock up on Bosley/Rogaine and Just For Men.
He could have posted videos of his "appropriate" forums (the cute pet pictures and all) but he didn't, he's just bringing them to light to get the heat off; but he didn't.
You done goofed, Onion.
Not only that - he's telling the girls to keep it up, and using a technique that many abusers of young girls use: rebellion. "They don't want to you hear the truth, and express yourself! But don't let you parents and the authorities tell YOU what's right! I'm just SUPER HONEST!"
We've got to keep a sharp eye on the forums now, because he's got to get his fix of attention from young girls.
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"HEY GUISE IM 31 BUT LOOK SO YOUNG XD"
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Y'know, I wouldn't be surprised if Spunk is in favor of eugenics. Lainey married this fool…
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What is this brow tho
I wish this were included in the articles written about him.
I don't know exactly how it works, but I feel like photos of underage girls (some of them children…) in their underwear should be enough? If this were a different situation, for example if these photos were found in someone else's possession, I feel like it would be so wrong to just let them go about their business. It raises some serious red flags. I don't know. I just want this asshole to be taken down. Not only does he possess these photos, he publishes them to the internet in his videos. Is it all really not enough?
same anon, but ive noticed as im transcribing this that he's actively gone searching for tweets to use in his videos by looking up 'onision helped me with my body image' lmfAO.
how fucking desperate.
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Am I nitpicking?
Why would Plain and Bilbo post at the same exact time? They don't even follow each other.
Whatever there game plan is, it seems like it's coordinated….or you know, very coincidental…
((His words are really fucking mumbled and slurred on in this video so some of my transcriptions might be incorrect. Dashes are jump cuts.))
I uploaded a video of 32 different laughs without smiling—and a lot of the comments—were similar to this:
“The girls put the photos upon themselves. Onision didn’t ask the girls—or beg them in any way to post the photos of themselves, they are the ones that started the topic. Onision isn’t a creepy pedo”. That comment has nothing to do with the video.—This person responds “Yaoi TrashCan he does ask for them and features them on his channel. He encourages it by doing nothing to stop it”.—So by me never telling people to avoid putting tomatos up their butt, I am encouraging people to put tomatoes up their butt—that’s your logic. Anyway then they say I’m a sick eff—and so are they for defending me.—They’re also implying this person is pro child-porn just for actually watching my videos and understanding what they’re really about, and then stating what they’re really about rather than what this person—without having watched them in depth—has concluded them to be.
So the article that that person also advertised in my comments is titled Youtuber Onision runs creepy forum where young teens post photos in their underwear—obviously this is a very biased title that probably belongs in the tabloids—(unintelligible) Onision tells the girls that they should lose or gain weight as a part of helping them to attain what he says is the ideal body type so they can feel better about themselves—alright lets see if I’m successful making people feel good about themselves with these videos.
We’ll start off with something I said ‘retweet if Onison videos helped you with body image issues—Like if Onision videos have helped you stop cutting.’—(unintelligible) two thousand four hundred people have been helped with body issues, or three thousand people have been helped with cutting—but of course this article would not post something like this—because it does not suit their agenda.
This person says “I hate how people speak of Onision he has helped me with my body dysmorphia”—this person says I helped them get confident with their body—“I would really like to thank Onision in my recent times of darkness and hate for my mind and body his videos have helped me”—“happy birthday man I love you, have helped me with so many of my body issues I love everything about Onision.— (Jesus fuck I’m not retranscribing all these tweets they’re all the same, a bunch of people sucking his dick saying he helped them get over their various body issues for about two minutes straight).
The list goes on and on and on, and on and on.—now back to the article. “While he’s nice to the fit girls, he sometimes says fat girls have shrek bodies.” Actually I’ve said that one time and you clearly did not do your research—the reason I said that is because imp a bluntly honest person—who is commenting on images that people submitted to me specifically to get my honest opinion on. So if I see someone that looks like they have a body that is similar to Shrek’s wife—or Shrek himself, then imp going to say ‘hey, that body looks like this’.—and the reason imp bluntly honest like that—is because if I wasn’t bluntly honest even when negative issues came up, how can people trust me when imp talking about positive things—if your an honest person you don’t cherry pick honesty.
(?????) quoted me saying “I know anorexia doesn’t have a look, but if it did it would look like this.”—I—yes, I said something like that, and I said it because I tend to say what’s on my mind as that’s what a lot of honest people tend to do. They also said I commented on someone with lots of acne and I said ‘whatever, not all Asian people can be perfect’. That’s a fact. Not all Asian people can be perfect—just like not all Caucasians or people of other races can all be perfect.
“In the photos they submit, many girls write his name on their bodies—Onision who is 31, actively encourages girls to post photos of themselves on his forum for use in his videos”. …see that’s not very honest, is it? What I actually encourage is PEOPLE to post pictures on my forums—not girls, not women, not boys, not men, but PEOPLE. It’s not up to me who shows up to my website.
They then say that I said in one of the descriptions of my videos “I think there’s a lot to learn in this video and overall, I really appreciate your contributions”. Yeah I don’t see me anywhere saying anything about young girls. In fact, it seems like imp doing exactly what I just said imp doing, which is asking for submissions from PEOPLE. Not just one group of people, but all people.
They say “in just a half hour of scrolling through the forum, they found dozens and dozens of examples of girls who list ages for themselves that are between 11 and 17’—your not including the guys—your not including the many adult women who posted pictures as well—and guess what, its not illegal for a girl to post a picture of herself that is non-pornographic.—This article is pretending that something horrible is going on, and not focusing on the actual. Full honest picture but rather their narrow narrative—before this article was even posted—on the forum page it clearly states ‘please do not post inappropriate pictures, thank you’. Also, before this article was ever published—it also clearly states on the picture page—‘note please make sure that all pictures published are appropriate for youtube, thank you’.
(garbled rubbish) ‘when registering to be a member of Onision’s forum—there is no age verification—and nowhere in the terms and conditions does it say users have to be eighteen to post pictures of themselves—if there is language discouraging such actions it is not easily visible on the site’. …(pause) why would I discourage people who are not eighteen to post totally appropriate pictures of themselves to the website. You’re acting like it’s a porn site, when really, its actually a website where people post topics such as ‘me and my pet’—click on it, and here’s a girl with her dog. I know, so inappropriate. Or another topic, ‘guess our race’. Here’s a girl in a totally appropriate outfit—on the guess our race forum. If you think her outfit is inappropriate—well I encourage you to move to a middle eastern country, as many of them appreciate your oppression of the female body—an automatic victimization of women—which of course belittles them—and acts like they have no right to make decisions for themselves.
As you are no doubt aware, I’ve posted many pictures of guys to my videos—and not a single person comments on them—because of course we are eager to victimize women—clearly demonstrating that we believe women are weak—and they need our protection.
“Can Greg guess your weight” that is another topic on the forum—and you are welcome to join the site yourself, and see that I am not cherry picking what gets posted here—this is an appropriate, non pornographic site, and this article does not want to acknowledge that—as it is clearly biased, and fit for something more like the national inquirer—as it is clearly dishonest garbage.
It says here that someone shared pictures of herself in her underwear, and then in another post claimed she was 15. You see this picture right here (image of girls in bikinis) these are high school girls at a public swimming pool—and what are they wearing—oh that’s right, something that covers an identical amount of skin as underwear. So you’re telling me—that a person can go out of their way to go to a public swimming pool and take pictures of young girls—wearing outfits that cover as much skin as their underwear—they’re perfectly fine. But the moment one of those girls calls their bikini underwear—and they take a picture of themselves—and they submit the picture because they’re not confident about their body and they need some feedback—(?) whoever has a ton of life experience and discusses that image in a constructive way that could help their body image, well of course to you they’re a pedophile aren’t they?—despite the fact that #LITERALLY nothing illegal happens—and the young woman greatly benefited from the exchange and she feels better about herself—no she is now of course a victim because she does not have a penis and therefore we should all feel sorry for her despite her no doubt being one of the many people who have come forward and—thanked me for my refreshingly honest perspective.
The article also points out that someone wants their thirteen year old sister out of my videos—so let me explain something to you guys if you go to youtube.com/speaks—or Onision speaks—click on the about tab, you’ll see an email that’s clearly listed there Onisionsmanager@gmail.com just write that—and ask for your image to be blurred out.—if you don’t write that email there’s a good chance I wont see you asking. I do however logically ask—that you not submit photos—to a page that specifically states that those photos will be used in a video—if you do not want those photos used in a video. Logic.
(unintelligible) my 22 year old wife who I started dating when she was 17. They’re also talking about another ex who I started dating when she was 17. But they don’t mention my 24 year old ex—my 25 year old ex—or my 26 year old ex, because of course they have an agenda—they’re only gonna focus on things that fit their narrative.
It says he berates people on social media for not being enlightened feminists—feminist, egalitarian whatever you wanna call it—if you have a problem with men and women being equal—then likely I have a problem with you. Lets read on, it says that I tell some girls in my videos that they have disgusting bodies. Yes. It’s called honesty. Some people have disgusting bodies. You know it, I know it, so of course if imp going to be honest, when I see a disgusting body imp going to say hey, that’s a disgusting body. If I put a disgusting body in one of my videos, and I don’t say it’s a disgusting body—again, how are people supposed to trust me.—if imp only complimenting people and imp never saying anything negative about anybody—then everybody will start to think that I am sucking up—for the sake of subscribers, viewers, whatever—and the main point of these videos is completely lost.
Apparently some mom said she sound pictures of her thirteen year old daughter posting pictures to the forum in her underwear with ‘Onision’ written on her stomach—the mom said apparently I have a thing for young girls, she said beware of what your kids are doing online. Oh my god. Alright. So because this has gotten so ridiculous—and people have completely ruined the whole point—I am no longer going to be doing videos on peoples bodies—so if you, a viewer, wanted to get honest feedback on your body—no BS one hundred percent truth—realise that you can no longer do that because of moron article writers who assume that every other person they encounter is a pedophile, despite the obvious fact that ninety-nine point nine nine percent of pedophiles—aren’t obvious whatsoever—and are actually hiding amongst regular looking people as that is how pedophiles thrive.
No, instead you people assume you think you know what a pedophile looks like—and you target those people—despite the fact that they’ve done nothing criminal, you act like they are criminal—while the actual criminals are sneaking right under your nose undetected. And you would think out of all people I would know because my own father is an accused child predator—and you know what my father is?—he’s a seven day Adventist Christian.—every other person he’s met loves him—and you wanna know why? Because he’s compensating for how fucking evil he is. He knows he’s a piece of shit in his own head—because of the people he’s allegedly sexually violating. So what do these pedophiles do to make themselves feel batter—about the pieces of shit that they are? Well they go to church—They ask for forgiveness—and they watch morons like you people go after individuals like me—who are prime fucking targets—who people already fucking hate because I state my honest opinion on a regular basis—about politics, about religion, about basically everything—and a lot of people cant handle the truth, they don’t like my fucking opinion.—So what do they do? They try to make shit up. They say ‘hey this picture of this girl covering the same amount of skin as what you would see at a fucking swimming pool is somehow much more offensive’—I don’t fucking get it. Society, you are loaded with morons.
So thank you to the person who wrote that bullshit article that’s half informed and completely biased—thank you to keemstar for once again being keemstar, and trying to turn something that’s nothing into something for the sake of attracting attention to his ugly fucking mug, and thank you to so many other assholes, who watched my videos and didn’t hear any of the shit I was saying, and instead filled in their words in my mouth as if I was saying that shit. You ruined something that was helping a lot of young girls, a lot of grown up women, a lot of people around the world, thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands, I don’t know they’ve been seen by millions of people. Thank you for fucking up something that was helpful, something that was good, and something that was harmless.
(reading from a tweet) “I know a lot of people hate you, but you helped me overcome not liking my body a lot. I cant thank you enough for helping me.” –Onision thank you for helping me learn to love my body and learn to love myself. Your brutal honesty helped me open my eyes.” (there’s a few more of these, all the same).
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Onision fans, ladies and gentlemen
>>328564>His eyebrows don’t move once. He’s got a perma-scowl now because his ten-ton botox’d forehead is weighing down over his nose.
Ew you mean we're gonna have to see this "):" in the next future videos??
…guess I should start appreciating his long Catapillar eyebrows…ew…
fuck i just realised all of the 'i'm's have been autocorrected to 'imp'. this is what i get for needing to get this bullshit off my computer as fast as possible.
sorry for the typos guys.
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It's like Greg attracts the stupidest type of people to be his fans.
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Greg is just too smart for this world fam
why do girls like this always insist on sticking their tongue out. it looks so trashy. just smile like a normal fucking person.
sage for teenage style bitching
>hasn't told underage girls to stop posting pictures of themselves in their underwear>makes videos "rating" the pictures, thereby incentivizing more girls to post pictures>hasn't imposed a rule against underage underwear pics on his site>claims he's not in the wrong because he hasn't directly asked for the pictures
Reminds me of pedos that insist the kid did all the flirting and seducing, and that they only had sex with the kid because the kid was the one that wanted it and kept badgering them.>>328559
Thank you for your sacrifice.
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Onion decline makes me so happy. He got away with so much stuff but now he has a record of being a rape apologist and now other articles are posting about how he is a creepy pedo. Can't wait until his caveman face no longer sells videos and he has to actually get a job to pay off his child payments when Plain figures out she can leave him and get child support and alimony while being a special agender space prince.
I only watched this movie about two months ago.
It was pretty shit and I actually sympathized with a pedo for the first time in my life.
Onion I have absolutely no compassion for however and he can definitely choose the option taken at the end of this movie.
I enjoyed this one actually. He's true to our cause.
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was it confirmed that gergles has a daughter btw? I wonder how he would feel about her sending half naked pictures for a creep to post on a video to rate her on a scale of 1 - 10. The whole situation is so fucked up. I hope his children get taken away for their own safety.
I like how he is mad some people are speaking out about him doing creepy videos like we should feel bad for him. You made five thousand videos attacking eugenia and caused an outcry from youtubers also making videos about the topic. LMAO shut up. Enjoy the same thing back, except you actually did something wrong unlike eugenia who just existed.>>328555
Wow the same exact minute lmao. im sure lainey flip flops between liking and hating billie on an hourly basis. They reblogged the same exact photo of fake freckles on tumblr too, except lainey reblogged one that has 16k notes and billie reblogged one that has 200, so it wasnt even reblogged from each other. Who the fuck knows.
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His fans are crazy. This married adult woman is literally blaming children while saying Onision is innocent.
She is so upset because a 31 year old man won't make anymore videos where he rates underage bodies. I don't get it, what the fuck is wrong with these people
>>328559>So by me never telling people to avoid putting tomatos up their butt, I am encouraging people to put tomatoes up their butt
Yes. If you make videos showcasing people putting tomatoes up their butts, it encourages people to continue putting tomatoes up their butts to be in one of the videos. Is that a hard concept?
> two thousand four hundred people have been helped with body issues, or three thousand people have been helped with cutting—but of course this article would not post something like this—because it does not suit their agenda.
So since there are tweets saying eugenia helped them and really appreciate her videos, you would surely include that in your videos to not further your own agenda…oh wait no you didnt. So you hate Trump right? Some people love him and probably thank him, so that means he is correct and nothing hes done is wrong.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom
And some people are just born stupid
Onision is rather transparent if you actually bother to look at the evidence or even just watch a couple of his videos
He really goes in on blaming these children for responding to him grooming them. >I do however logically ask—that you not submit photos—to a page that specifically states that those photos will be used in a video—if you do not want those photos used in a video. Logic.
It doesn't work that way for a 13 year old, Greg, and you know that.
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She's not even going home for christmas…how messed up is her family situation.
Out of everything he's said, this is what creeps me out the most.
>YOU can no longer get MY true and honest feedback on YOUR body because of the haters
I mean it's basically saying "Because I'm going to get in trouble, I'm not going allow you to send me photos of your half-naked body. Because of this I'm going to punish you for it and deny you the privilege of me telling you how you should feel about yourself."
Onion fangirls are full of shit. They are just mad because this was the easiest route for Onion-senpai to notice them.
Since 95% of them are tweenagers, they don't understand the bigger picture, that a 31 year old man should have no business with teenagers, especially rating their bodies.
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one of the girls bunion used in his video to say how much he 'helped' her is no longer a fan and vehemently hates him now.
this is so fucking hilarious.
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This is gold. He used a tweet from the same girl as an example in a video of someone hating him, and then used an older tweet from the same girl as an example of him helping people in this recent video.
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God Oninson reminds me of that Nickelodeon producer who had a serious foot fetish and he group sourced underaged foot pics for him to get off too.
Now i wanna do that.
But I'd have to actually watch his videos … ): Ugh.
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Few days ago she was posting depressing stuff on her Tumblr.
Don't tell me she is in love with Onion..
I would drink the fuck out of that milk, not gonna lie.
More likely, though, I'm guessing Sarah is Plainboi's emotional dumping ground and awkward go-between when she feels unloved, and isn't taking well to being the designated whine sponge. She pretty clearly had an idol/adolescent crush thing going with Lainey, so maybe she's a little disillusioned about it all.
Someone should just casually send this screen cap to Keem….
And holy fuck… He's posting tweets that are a year old ????
Of course. He is obsessed with eating disorders (he has a lot of videos about them showing girl's bodies and jokes about them). He thinks eating disorders are caused by wanting to be attractive for men, because why else would someone develop one? Therefore, he cures them by telling them that they look good.
Throughout all of his videos about EDs, he says over and over again, "Why would you do this? Men don't like this!"
He can't understand why women do anything if not for men.
Someone inform this idiot of the term "statutory rape". >>328673
As much as I hate kumstar, I agree. I want to see his equally as brain dead, underage fans to tell onion fans to an hero.
It's Sicesca, his old cult, in form of an underage girl pedo ring.
He got what he wanted.
But he's now finally suffering the consequences thankfully.
With a dash of "faith healing" for show.
If these children claim he stopped them from cutting/depression/body dysmorphia/anorexia then it's way more fucking likely they never had any of those things to begin with.
You can't fucking cure mental illness through YT videos alone, these kids are acting no different than Chris-Chan when he says audio-hypnosis videos on YT made his grow a vagina and turned him into a woman.
Funny how Gergles suddenly has all these adult fans coming out of the woodwork. As an adult myself they seem to either be 1. Morons or 2. Teenage girls making fake accounts and pretending to be grown to defend onion.
Sage for tin foil.
is this actually confirmed? Because wow we knew he was a scumbag but this is so public and brazen
Boring video with a fucking click bait title that just as you realize what's actually going on, he's already got your ad revenue.
He's completely out of ideas now that he can't share his jailbait porn collection anymore
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My fucking god, I understand the intention but, SENDING PHOTOS OF YOUR FRIEND TO A 30-YEAR OLD MARRIED MAN, what the fribbity fuck!
For future ref., just put the video in the Youtube section, makes anons easier to see if they want to watch it or not.
That aside, this video is fucking gold. Gold.
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this is exactly what was needed
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>>328731>silly>BODY MASSAGE>Chasing her to the door>I'm now in a relationship with her for no reason
THIS SHADE I LOVE IT SO MUCH AHHH!
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i've been hoping he'd give us another one
lookin more and more like daddy every day
nice neck fat gergle
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suzys chin curse strikes again
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if it was difficult to visualize
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Comment section is lulzy
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Meanwhile Sarah continues to obsess about her weight. I guess onion only cares about girls with body issues when he can exploit them for views.
It's probably on her mind a lot, even without him saying it.
Btw: Is Selena still w/ them?
underrated comment, kek. >>328695
They definitely didn't have anything serious to being with. Probably just teenage angst.
If all it takes for you to get cured is a fucking youtube video, then you're not depressed, etc. You just grew out of your teenage angst, fuck.
if anything these morons only make things harder for others teens who have serious problems to be taken seriously since everyone thinks it's just a phase.
they shouldn't call her mother, they may trigger
her and hurt her agender feefees
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spoiler that shit, my god
He's utterly addicted to the high he gets from manipulating young teens, geting them to seek his approval, pouring over the photos, etc.
He was never very creative, his material is all the same. If he can't make creeper vids, he doesn't know what to do with himself, and separating a narc from their attention supply is literally a fate worse than death to them. It makes them feel smothered, like they can't breathe, before they explode in a massive rage. He will keep making these videos because to him he deserves these videos and the attention of young girls; it means more to him than the very air he breathes.
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honestly, what did we expect from onion himself.
the only way he's going to stop hosting minors on his website is if the law forces him.
His whole persona and inner personality is about power and his belief he has some preternatural ability "to judge".
His relationship harem is about power and hand-picking "the best girls" through his divine judgment. His Youtube videos all follow the same theme. His obsession with being "the most brutally honest" is due to his delusional belief that his judgments are somehow more true and wise and just than the rest of humanity.
It's a really classic cult leader complex.
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He's really just not very smart, is he?
Whip out your best Asian prostitute voice ya'll Greg says they aren't racist. Me ruv you rong time.
I agree, he looks like he'd be the antagonist in some show.
doing this also made me realize how long SR's head is
Holy shit, that's social repose without the makeup? He's actually cute and normal looking.. never would have thought they were the same.
Sage for offtopic
The good news is: most of these tweens are going to grow out of it by themselves. If you were around for a while - a lot of the anti o's are former fans or people who thought Gergle was cool beans, then gradually ( or not so gradually ) saw through his raging bullshit.
Bad news: there's always a new batch of tweens once the ones before leave.
Better ( best ) news: he's ageing and won't be able to do this shit indefinitely, assuming he doesn't land himself in prison eventually.
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Is that the best you can come up with whilst defending yourself, Greg? Nice try.
huh, that's funny.
most people would say if you keep having problems with others, it's most likely you.
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This just keeps getting better!
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slut shaming and implying people should kill themselves.
keep going full retarded, onion
If you seem like a pedo & someone says you seem like a pedo, you are literally wrong for getting upset. If it's true, it's true.
Can someone get a hashtag trending to spread this wider? #OnisionIsOverParty or #OnisionExposedParty?
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He still defends calling Dasha a prostitute. Unfuckingreal.
I wonder if this is related to Gergle's twitter meltdown. Like if he is silently pounding furiously at his keyboard or if he is making everyone in McFuck Mansion miserable as well.>>328905
Thanks anon, that is a lovely call out!
Some anon with a Twitter account please
tweet the first line of this to him, this is hilarious.
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Someone give this chick a cookie.
Babby's first call out tweet?
He won't block you though, there are accounts that are years old that are strictly dedicated to calling him out and they've never been blocked by him, you're more likely to be blocked by Lainey and Billie though if you message them with anything but asskissing and support.>>328880
An anon from the last thread found that there are Twitter accounts out there that repeat the same appraisals of his "faith healing" word for word, so there's been some suspicions that he's possibly buying accounts/followers as well.
What is he actually mad about? SR just re-enacted his actual life and what actually happened in a comedic way. What was he lying about in the videos that no one should believe LOL?>>328902
Yeah totally. No one ever ever gets dumped by someone unless they were the one who did wrong.
Not sure if anyone else is going to remember this, but when Gergles still had his old forum, one of his mods made a video, much like this one, only "mocking" Gerg and Shiloh - in a pretty innocent comedic way.
He did it to test Gergle's "comedy is comedy, anything goes" rule - and guess what? Kid was perma banned the very next day.
So, he for sure does get butt mad when people make fun of his life, which is pretty hilarious.
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I feel so proud because I obviously don't have anything else going on in my life. I'm bored and could do this all night.
I now finally understand why SR says some of his videos are pieces of art.
Also love that he used hello kitty as billie, since billie loves hello kitty and has a collection of hello kitty dolls. lmao.
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I come from the future.
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Can your husband, girlfriend, and/or best friend all living in your house not give you a hug? Problems?
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Also she liked this tweet.
The username "Laineybot" seems very apt for her considering this has basically been her life for the past 4 years now and she never changes shit up.
Not to mention the creepy sameface photos she posts to her IG on a regular basis, bitch should start a competition with Peter Coffin's wife.
Normal family holidays:>try to spend time together, set up a Christmas tree, prepare food, appreciate each other, etc
Gergle holidays:>YOU LOOK LIKE A HOOKER>I AM BRUTAL HONESTY PERSONIFIED >plz someone hug me>R U HOT OR NOT???>liars and cheaters never change, wah wah waaaaaaaah
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So the only thing keeping Onion from being violent at home is online rants? Does he not realize how unhealthy and creepy that sounds?
It's like he's expecting brownie points for airing out his dirty laundry online when he could be beating his wives at home. I dunno, the way he worded it just sounded so sleezy!
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It really needs to be said, If he's saying this right now, For no damn reason?
Well lets just say that explains laineys depressing tweets, Forgive the tinfoil but I think he's preparing for backlash, The dumbass has done something.
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Onion is coming undone. Two days before Christmas and he has to make a video about SR, maybe another one about not being a pedo. Meanwhile, his kid is old enough to have memories of his dad acting insane for Christmas.
Locked in the office alone. Sounds familiar, huh?
He self sabotages so bad in the winter. Is that the time of year his mom molested him or something?
He said the (medical branch of) military diagnosed him with chronic depression. Of course, he denied it and was "better" afterwards…
Hey, at least we know one of the many mental illnesses he has!
Fuck off this isn't your blog.
No one cares.
it's been posted already, but it's a goodie.>>328968
we don't blog here.
They mean the blog post, don't worry.
The kids are too young to buy Lainey stuff and indulge her emo-lyric-retweeting sprees, though. I imagine she treats them like favored pets.
I thought the same thing. Does he not realize there are other ways of dealing with anger? Does he think pre-internet people would go on violent rampages every time they were insulted?
He's such a fucking creep.
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He is still locked in his office, angrily tweeting at 3 AM
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Is he trying to prove something by growing a patchy beard?
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Saw this on FB and thought of everyone's fave grease machine
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In that case, I wonder if he'll look similar to this:
Sexy, ain't he?
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His fans…you gotta love their impeccable logic. They're masters of the rational thought, much like their chief Gerg.
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Thing is, though, he's not even in his middle age stage yet ( unless 30's are the new 40's ). There are plenty people of his age who are youthful, look younger, vibrant parents focusing on their children, work life, hobbies, etc.
With Gergles…he creates this weird paradox where the younger he tries to look like, the more teens he surrounds himself with, the older he actually comes off. It instantly gives him that "45 y old creeper who's trying to be an eternal teenager to lure in young girls" vibe.
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fixed his eyebrows and acne
Billie's last name is Webb (Ingle is because she's a Christofer Drew fangirl)
Lainey still has her maiden name (because she was trying to hide her marriage from her parents)
Sorry, anon. It's great. Ignore me, I'm just a nitpicky perfectionist.
His first tweet is hilarious. You know how when people say that if you're dating a guy, and if he has a lot of people warning you about him, he's probably a fucking asshole and you should watch out?
Yeah. That's Onision.
I just assumed because her maiden name is referenced on the marriage certificate and she still uses her birth name and maiden name on Facebook. Wasn't aware about the obituary.
Thanks for the correction, anon!
Yes grease, it's perfectly fine to change your opinion on something if you have new knowledge or experience on the matter, but you never change your opinion because you've learnt something more about it - you literally changed your opinion on threesomes because you're bored with Lainey and the results benefit you far more than they do her.
That is literally the only thing you've changed your opinion of… you're not a "feminist" and neither are you an "ally" of minorities, those have been bald-faced lies for the longest time now… you've always been a cunt - that's not changing your opinion, that's just plain old deceptive behavoir in exchange for internet cred and acceptance amongst the "cool kids".
You change your opinions for selfish reasons, that's inconsistency, contradiction and being very fucking dishonest to yourself and other people - did you take inspiration from that Neil deGrasse Tyson meme or something, is that what sparked off this new revelation in thinking for you?
I wouldn't be that surprised if it was, you're not very smart without the aid of the internet.
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His brow is over his eyelid, look at the corners closest to his nose. What the fuck?
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He is sperging out on Twitter again.
Basically >Insulting people makes me feel better about my own issues.
Ooohh it all comes out.
this is actually the worst ive seen him sperg out on people before.
either this shit coming out about him being a pedo really go to him or he's really pissed lain isnt sucking his dick
if greg wanted to be brutally honest with himself he'd know that he's only popular for the same reasons dahvie is rofl
two fat loafs taking advantage of young girls. maybe they could collab
If you botox too much, your brow starts to slip down as one big piece - particularly if you had a prominent brow bone in the first place. Greg always had a Neanderthal brow, and he had very deep brow creases young which he tried to botox the shit out of starting fro his mid 20s.
The only way to fix it is a brow lift.
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Potential milk incoming
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At least Dasha looks female. Whoops, sorry not sorry.
Sage for bitchyness.
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Wait have people reported his videos to YouTube? Do we know if YouTube really is okay with his videos?
Oh bullshit, it didn't even fucking happen: You're a liar because you told your fanbase that they shouldn't enter if they live outside of the US because you couldn't use the internet to look up international custom laws the first time around.
This is just an excuse to have a whine for no fucking reason, you petulant simpleton.
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I fully expect he will, what with the work he's already had done by age 31 (shit, most people don't start
their botox before their mid 30s) - peels and a whole lot of botox to flatten his deep creases.
Money shouldn't be an issue, it's the down time - he'll lose almost a month of face time unless he's straight up and films with his head tightly wrapped and bruised (see photo)
So he's basically admitting to being a bully.
But this seems to be a-ok with his braindead fans… birds of a feather, I suppose.
Ohohohoho, so he's now referring to people who don't agree with his shady practices as SJWs.
That's a nono in "feminist ally" circles, kek.
they fought once on twitter and greg called her a liar. she responded by saying, "You knew I was 17 before we entered a relationship"
you're telling me he doesn't care that when shit hits the fan, his own wife's tweets are the most damning? lainey's revealed a lot via twitter arguments.
Just because you thread the needle in loopholes doesn't make what you're doing morally okay, Onision.
I could keep my dog locked up in a small room for days on end, but if he's still healthy, has shelter, food and water etc. its not illegal. However, its still severely looked down upon.
She's so different when she's not around Onion.
Despite what people say, I find it hard to hate her 100%. Not saying that she's completely innocent in everything that has gone down, but… There's a part of me that can't help but to feel bad for her.
We know Greg is controlling but we really don't know how much. We all accused her of solicitating underage girls, but before that we all suspected that Greg controlled a lot of her twitter. I think that Greg sweet talked Lainey into "getting a girlfriend for her" but it was really about him, before Lainey and Billie even talked.
Lainey comes off to me as an insecure introvert. Which is why she's in this position now. Take Shiloh, who was the opposite and well… you see what happens when someone tries to say "no" to Gurg.
He hates Dasha because she's beautiful, independant, and comfortable with her sexuality and body.
She's someone that Greg can never attain, therefore she's a whore and has sex for money.
It comes off to me like some jealous, high school girl thing.
Wow so in the end he was a dipshit, and didnt offer to pay off the import price. I feel like most youtubers who are fucking rich like him would have admitted their mistake and covered the cost for their fan to get the prize. How cheap can you be. That amount would have been practically nothing to him, but he will fly billie back and forth a billion times.>>329073
Ugh the reason i think onion will never get in trouble is because of all the shit i read on dahvie which seems even more blatant than onion yet he never gets in trouble for it.>>329049
Lol i saw cyr post a video on twitter of dasha and mina kissing and they looked more into it than when he made lainey and billie kiss for a video lmao.
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Why is billie following a fake lainey account and not actually lainey. Is she too dumb to not know her own gf's actual twitter? lmao.
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Oh I remember her saying her phone cracked in that period she was no longer with onion. She comes back…and instantly a new phone! Guess she needed that sugar daddy.
Here's the only way I see Onision having a chance in hell in 2017,
>stop the twitter rants you greasy trump
>stop with the fan picture dump videos
>stop pouring out personal details
>start making more homey style videos(you clearly ran out of ideas already, just do some family vlogs or some shit. Look normal)
>start looking into other platforms(live streaming, podcasts)
>start getting lainey, bilbo, and sarah to work on their own stuff instead of being in your vids. Build a network, not a single channel, reaching out futher.
>stop with the exact same filming setup
>start doing planned out skits not on your couch.
UGH, I can't even continue with my shitty list. Basically your channel can only survive on drama before it s a shitshow or illegal. Get the 16 year old out, get billie out, OR have them work on their own channels and listen to their feedback on your stuff before you post anything cause you got shit taste. Try for actual skits over sitting on your couch staring at a screen.
You don't have that many people in your life onion, try to save your channel or sink next year.
Does anybody have any better ideas than mine?
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I found this while going through fakelaineys liked tweets.
kek, have Lainey and Billie been in any other video together other than that one where they're kissing for views?
Hahah i remember them saying they'd do a video together a couple of times, but each time they'd break up soon after and it never happened. Doubt it will ever happen.
People will just be like oh lainey is just shy she probably doesnt want to be in videos thats why! But they literally were really excited about making a video together. And now…not once ever even taking pictures together let alone a video. Yet we are suppose to believe billie is back for lainey and they are together?
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Hahaha did all the fat comments and vegetarian body memes get to him that he started working out? Also whats with this beard obsession? Does he think he will end up being pewdiepie?
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kek he's so upset, i love it.
he even puts working out in quotations, so I can only assume he did nothing.
Also this has totally gotten to him. Which is awesome.
I T S
G E T T I N G
H I M
something different in his eyes.
…could it be fear?
That was all a myth. The "source" was an anon on reddit that another anon claimed was "Johnny Depp".
Yeah, that's fucking credible.
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This is fucking amazing. He's so buttmad.
He needs to lay the fuck off of Carrie Fisher. There are other reasons beside bad eating habits that lead to heart attacks.
Fucking PRAYING he has a heart attack in 2017.
Pretty sure he's talking about Carrie Fisher who had a heart attack while on a plane today.http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/star-wars-actress-carrie-fisher-suffers-heart-attack-plane-sources-n699646
Instead of being "Wow, that sucks!" He blames her for treating her body like shit when he has NO IDEA WHAT HER HEALTH HISTORY IS or even what she does to stay healthy.
Why am I sperging out on this, idk, but it pisses me the fuck off.
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Browsing reddit and saw this, and immediately reminded me of Onision and Troy like damn.
>>329166>Mental stress and depression. Women's hearts are affected by stress and depression more than men's. Depression makes it difficult to maintain a healthy lifestyle and follow recommended treatment, so talk to your doctor if you're having symptoms of depression.
>Inactivity. A lack of physical activity is a major risk factor for heart disease, and some research has found women to be more inactive than men.
>Broken heart syndrome. This condition — often brought on by stressful situations that can cause severe, but usually temporary, heart muscle failure — occurs more commonly in women after menopause. This condition may also be called takotsubo cardiomyopathy, apical ballooning syndrome or stress cardiomyopathy.
>Pregnancy complications. High blood pressure or diabetes during pregnancy can increase women's long-term risk of high blood pressure and diabetes and increase the risk of development of heart disease in the mothers.
4 out of 7 of the major causes of heart disease has nothing to do with what you put in your body.
Be careful Onion, might give your sweet cupcake wifey a heart attack someday.
doesn't he repeatedly mention how disgusting he finds facial/body hair in a few Speaks videos?
also the eye contact with the camera really makes me feel like he's tryna kill me through cyberspace.
It's two days before christmas and hes defending himself from being called a pedo, locking himself in his room to do "work" aka angry tweeting until wee hours in the morning, and calling people dumb cunts on the internet. Merry Christmas Troy and Claire! (if thats her name).
Can he not like get off the internet for awhile and go make a gingerbread house with his children or do something you know…fun.
That would require effort and him giving a damn.
And not screaming at the kids and Lainey over how "BROOTALY HONEST AND NOT WRONG" he is.
This one is definitely not as good as the other one, he doesn't seem to have done much (if any) research on the topic. He's basically just repeating (and kind of exaggerating) what MrRepzion said in his video.
Hopefully it'll still contribute to onion's breakdown.
I wanna say it's for Billie
But a bushy beard will cover his uggo face and he can let up on the botox
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jfc what an asshole. who hates Carrie Fisher? i bet this idiot is only saying this because his twitter must be filled with people sending good wishes towards Carrie. And he just HAS to be "smart contrarian" and insult her for no reason, its Christina Grimmie all over again.
Also, from what i've heard that woman has a history with drug use so no she wasn't the healthiest person ever, but to be like "she deserved it, dumb bitch treated her body like trash" is so fucking insensitive and ignorant. fucking psychopath logic, i swear to god. My dad died of a heartattack at 50 and he was healthy, just had bad genes. But in Onion's mind if you're not living the way he is living (vegetarian, no drugs, no psychological help, no makeup, atheist,etc) you are an asshole that deserves no sympathy.
just…fuck this guy
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forgive me, i'm very rusty and i half assed it. i'll probably try again later and take my time.
Having no beard has benefited him because he's looked younger (just technically, not saying he looked good) and this has been useful for soliciting teens girls for pics of their bodies or in other ways. He's been relatable to them. Now that his sleazy forum's been made public, a change in look is just what he feels he needs. He'll transform into a "bearded mature guy" look for a bit in order to distance himself from the current barefaced images of him being thrown up in various videos. Then when someone watches a video, they can click through to his profile and see a different looking guy and think, whether consciously or subconsciously "that's in the past". This is offender-101 shit, and it tells us that he knew for sure his exploitative little forum was a "bad thing", something that he feels guilty and embarrassed about being found out for, and feels he must evade or cover up. I know I'm rambling but to blog for a moment, this is the shit my stepfather was doing regularly (changing appearance, name or residence). Greg growing a beard right now shows him be knowing about his offending. I know he's a bad guy, relationship wise, but this is a sign of something a bit more rotten.
She also has bipolar disorder (as per your first point), so probably that plus history of substance abuse, plus she lost weight recently, PLUS she's midway through a long stressful book tour. It's not unlikely, she's just unfortunate.
But you definitely have to treat your body like garbage to look like Gunk.>botox and not eating vegetables is good for you
Fucking this, I feel like the whole forum lockdown also is cause for something far more sinister he's hiding.
I believe the FBI or something really needs to investigate his ass, All his clouds and computers and harddrives, Everything.
-lainey r u ok
-yeah sure those are lyrics to intensity in 10 cities, chiodos !!!
he's dating dasha, mina is just a good friend. they are best friends but not actual sisters. i mean, dasha is russian and mina british, plus theres a video of them kissing and everything. they just say they are sisters for fun.
gals being pals
Btw I don't get this at all but why in the absolute fuck does laineys followers insist she's this great amazing person? She doesn't do anything besides be teenbait for her pedo hubby, Be a fangirl and pop out a couple of kids while wearing a pixie cut and claiming shes a "space prince" jesus fucking christ.
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I love this movie
lainey actually used to look a female, like a really white trash teenager, but a female. but then he married onision and became an emo, tumblr fag trying to look like a boy. i bet that's why he likes to go for billie, since she's actually cute and lainey isn't.
so yeah, i bet he hates that cyr has a gorgeous gf with a gorgeous bff that fools around with her at times.
poor onion, that's why you go for women and not 16 year olds
>>329166>You have to treat your body like garbage to have a cardiac arrest
Onion and the rest of his ilk who comment on this subject so ignorantly are part of the problem. They think they're so damn smart. Has his wise ass never heard of DVT caused by air travel? That's why doctors recommend people get up and stretch every couple hours on long hauls and take baby aspirins. ANYBODY and ESPECIALLY people who are older, pregnant, female, on bc, and prone to clots are at risk. It doesn't mean they have garbage bodies. It's happened to fucking athletes.
I would bet anything against his smug ass that she suffered a DVT clot that traveled up into her lungs. It was just shit luck.
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Onision's dream come true. He gets to have sex with social repose.
Oh Greg, you pathetic little shit.
Pls do a video with Bimbo dressed up as SR. I'm sure he's gonna respond with a much much better one and ass fuck you to oblivion.
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This from a man who claims to respect women.
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Oh I am!
Look at this shit, He's so fucking pissy hahaha!
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Laineys whinging still
Gotta love how willing lainey is to kill herself with her melodramatic tweets.
Fuck the kids right? They don't fucking matter to these two assclowns.
One wants to kill herself and the other is flying off the handle with rage because he damned himself with his own writing.
These two are clinical. Throw them in a facility before they hurt somebody or themselves.
"I'm not a hypocrite for saying I'd stop the creep vids and then keep on making them - you're MORONS if you don't understand people can change their minds!"
Oh rly, Greg? Like how Luxy, upon learning more about poly relationships, decided she couldn't go through with it? As in - changed her mind
? For which you called her a liar and betrayer?
So to greg, he's the only one who can change his mind and he will attack viciously if anyone points it out, but he will also attack viciously against anyone who changes their mind. Funny. Such comedy.
i remember when he made that shane dawson vid, he was holding shane accountable for shit he said years ago and that "people don't change" yet when it comes to greg, he can change all he wants.
he flips his logic so that it will always benefit him
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Do it Lainey.
Secretly delete all or as much nudes/evidence/videos of yourself from his computer while he sleeps, (Lol or just pour water on his equipment) pack your bags and take the kids. You can open a new youtube and make videos of you want, due to all the drama you will probably get heaps of hits so money won't be an issue. If you don't wanna do videos, try and use your degree or diploma or whatever. You might get a heap of haters but because of the pedo shit that has gone down, you'll have tonnes of support. IF YOU READ THIS LAINEY TRY AND LEAVVVVE.
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"You fucking ruined me and I called it love". Yeah that's accurate. Hope your talking about onion.
Lol yeah, okay!
(It's the middle of 2017 and she's still Onion's doormat cuck queen.)
they've been dating for a while (atleast after he broke up with Ayalla anyway) and then just after Richie said he wasn't putting of his personal business online, he uploaded a video of him and Jaclyn getting married in Vegas. The document says it was a commitment ceremony, but they may have gotten symbolically married in vegas and then actually did it at a courthouse because later, he refers to Jaclyn as his wife when he threatens Tobuscus with a restraining order.
(Jaclyn used to date him and he's a huge creep when it comes to her)
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The comments on is instagram ugh gross
He's really going through with the pedo-stache ain't he?
We should have a montage of bearded Onion pics! You know, for fun.
Saged for ideas
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Everytime i see onision i just see this. suitable as they are both bullies.
At least that comment was accurate
But I hope they go off the "daddy" kink quickly
boo fucking hoo
lainey did this to herself. i hope she stays with onion forever actually, they're perfect for each other.
>>329174>mental stress and depression
Carrie has always been 100% honest about having Bipolar disorder. But tell Greg that and he'll say some bullshit about "If she was just positive and a vegan it wouldnt have happened, JUST STOP BEING MENTALLY ILL"
Greg is such a shitty human being
This is exactly what I'm thinking this is currently all about.
He's been shitting himself with getting caught for days now and he's been taking it out on the family, that's why he's locked himself up in his "office" to take it out on his fanbase and h8rs instead.
Lainey is also scared and panicking, she needs his reassurance (a hug for example) and he's not giving it to her - it's never got to this point with them before where his career is teetering on the edge of ruin… they were both too cocky thinking that they could always get away with this because it was toeing the legal line.
Don't be surprised if Lainey bails at the last minute if he fails in distracting attention away from this mess over the holidays… she hasn't opened her mouth in the slightest to poopoo the accusations and support him, this couple hasn't been "in love" for a very long time, it's more like a business partnership; where he uses his wife as a catalyst to justify his actions towards females… and it's not a very good partnership at that because we all know she barely has any say in what he wants or what he does; it just works on his braindead fans and followers.
Lainey is panicking over all of this as much as Gerg is.
Lololol noooo. When you're getting money, new phones, expensive makeup bad dick is easy to overlook.
So is him being phyco, when you have a sugar daddy it's easy to ignore the shitty things he does. Just like anyothet job with a horrible boss.
Sage for blogpost
He's given out plenty of clues before to what his "dick game" entails so it's more than likely a whole lot of jackhammering with no rhythm or variety.
They're in it all for the money and exposure, not a single one of his exes or current girlfriends have ever said he was great in bed.
Lainey, dearest, this is why you don't marry a pedobear. :) Because you'll grow too old for them soon. :) And then they leave you for younger flesh. :) Rinse and repeat.
Sage for… yeah.
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Onion tweeted some email he got?
lurk more people. >>329337
this was already posted >>329166
www.lifeofonion.com is back to updating which is a good thing.>>329335
He's just trying to distract attention away from it all, but he's basically showing himself up now because children saying he "cured" them from watching his YT videos is no different to one of those TV evangelists "faith healing" their vulnerable crowd.
Very embarrassing and very suspicious.
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>>329340>comet ping pong>AO contains literal anti-government extremists>AO is a terrorist movement>i use this lawyer for internet defamation
okay, which one of you did this?
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He's in a twitter debate with Peter Coffin that is making Peter Coffin look like the sensible one.
It's christmas eve lmao
What's "AO"? Do they mean "EO"?
We hate Stevie here yes, but only for her personality and haughtiness… unless it's another troll; I don't think anyone here is that interested in taking her or DSSCTM down - we only have our rivalries, but in the end we're all still on the "same team" if you get how I mean… whatever gets the job done, y'know?
I've never heard of telling someone with weight issues/overweight that they are fat "helped them" …
Excuse me as I walk out onto the street and tell people "they're fat" … ( jk )
It'd be more believable if he said things like " You should get healthy" or " If you are happy then don't change" not this bullshit of " omg you're fat" " You're really fat"…
Only retards that he actually "helps" are people he probably says " you're perfect" too. In other words he didn't help them, he just made them feel special and accepted by their idol…
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SG, you're a self-important prick but this is the most convincing compilation of evidence for why Onion's a creep so far.>>329379
Idk. His video popped up on the second page when I typed Onision into the Youtube search bar. Sadly, his video is mostly him being repulsed. Very relatable but it's not a compelling argument for those who think Onion didn't do nothing. But yeah, he's cute.
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This is the best Christmas ever.
He literally said this in a video. Literally!!!
After this Onion drama I'm going to hate anyone using that word for real.
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Okay, is he doing the cosplay tape trick here, or what? His brows are magically about half an inch higher than they normally are, but who knows what's going on under that beanie.
lmao, is THIS why he hates Social Repose?
because he's a talentless hack?
He's using the cap to tug his brow back, looks like.
He's gonna have to get a brow lift if he wants to stay in the teenybopper game, and he'll lose at least a month of filming time for it. He could make a month of content in advance I suppose, but he couldn't do all the "call out" shit he lives for in real time.
He's been using that, and "most people, most of you" as far back as 2009 (on his speaks channel).
"Regardless" is another word he frequently rapes and has been doing so since…2003-05?
Fat people know they're fat. It's up to them to change. They know what got them there in the first place.
Yes sometimes it can helped to be shown concern but this is by close friends and family, not by an old man on the internet and not in regard to young women posting underwear shots to him. It's not the same that at all.
Someguy is lit toniiite.
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They are still at it. Love how onion felt compelled to correct Peter Coffin when he said merry christmas like…? People say merry christmas throughout the festive period to wish others well? Are you retarded?
Why is he so obsessed with Death Note? It's really fucking creepy.
It's probably the only anime he has ever watched.
To add: this is seriously getting sooooo
pathetic and embarrassing. Like what the fuck is he doing?
Where's Plankton while he's spazzing out on Twitter?
Where are the kids?
These children are going to be fucked up beyond belief unless Plankton leaves him.
they are nurtured by anyone, that is.
And honestly, not giving them much needed attention can lead to all sorts of issues later on.
Fucks sake, on Christmas Eve
( LOL, fuck ), at least pretend you're not the most fucked up human currently online and go spend time with your family.
Sorry for raging, anons, he's really starting to piss me off with his cunty ways.
Plainey and the kids are probably sleeping away, after having to stuff their face alone on the other side of the house with processed veggie sammiches'n cookies, while Gurg furiously types away super aggressive tweets and pisses all over Bilbo and Shilo2.0.
Best christmas ever.
saged for spelling fuckery
Anyone want to bet he didn't even buy his kids Christmas gifts or even attempt to decorate for them? He already shoves his toddler's stuff aside for his recording equipment and even took over the son's play bench for his studio lights.
He really seems the type to go "He won't remember it so why bother?"
I don't even think they have family photos.
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Lainey continues her emo reblogs. Interesting she reblogged "Real relationship goal is trusting and understanding your partner"
Yeah I was thinking that too. She blames billie for everything and all dem meanie girls leading her on!!! But onion gets a pass for everything.
I remember when they first broke up because onion confessed he loved billie and cuddle cheated on her, she had tweeted "i never loved billie". Guess she totally changed her mind since then with all her emo posts about how much she loves bilbo and she brekkin her heart for lyin and cheatin while innocent greg did nothin wrong.
This was actually pretty amazing. >>329444
If Bilbo cheated, I bet she cheated with Gergles when Plankton didn't give them the green light. And uh, she's a cheater and a liar, not him. It can't ever be him. Gross, gross, gross.
Yup, I think so? Even 13 is fucking sick.
I think he used the "at least 13 or older" because YT and FB has the same rule - the major
difference is, however, both of those sites would ban a 13 year old posting in their underwear immediately.
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"I wish i could"…so why cant she exactly?
holy shit, Stevie looks so fucking different now.
Still on point though.
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This is what I was talking about. I don't know the progression of these just seemed really weird to me. Given her circumstances and who she's stuck living with its odd.
I notice like every site has those rules, so i was trying to see if anything applied to onion if he knowingly lets kids under 13 post and then use them in his videos. Although i think 13+ is also creepy when it includes shit of that nature.
So would this apply to onion boy's website?https://www.ftc.gov/tips-advice/business-center/guidance/complying-coppa-frequently-asked-questions#General
>The primary goal of COPPA is to place parents in control over what information is collected from their young children online. The Rule was designed to protect children under age 13 while accounting for the dynamic nature of the Internet. The Rule applies to operators of commercial websites and online services (including mobile apps) directed to children under 13 that collect, use, or disclose personal information from children, and operators of general audience websites or online services with actual knowledge that they are collecting, using, or disclosing personal information from children under 13.>The amended Rule defines personal information to include:>A photograph, video, or audio file, where such file contains a child’s image or voice
Those are actually…really fucking creepy for that exact reason you mentioned.
If this were a girl posting from her home it would look like just another teen online. Living with Gergles does add a major weirdness factor.>>329476
Reading #4 it most definitely should.
I don't get that "Onion's making a sub out of Sarah" from these…
The editing post was back when Onion and LainBum broke up with Billie so Greg needed someone new to edit for him and take care of his social media and so he hired Sarah because let's be real, Lainey ain't going to do shit. She subsequently got paid the 1.8k Billie was making for it and being a poor, virtually homeless 16 year old, of course she'd be excited to get paid thousands.
The posts about her weight just sounds like a normal 16 year old griping about her appearance.
And the rest just sounds way too vague to be deciphered, in my opinion. To me, some of them sound like coded messages to Lainey, but it could be about Lainey, Greg, someone from back home that she's in touch with, or it could be all three.
maybe parental/familial issues?
Or according to that one comment from that person from her old high school, she doesn't want to deal with the infamy of being "that girl who moved in with that youtuber and his wife"
sage for slight tinfoilhattery
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>Living in that house it wouldn't be a stretch to think he's also influencing Sarah.
yeah okay, I can agree with that, considering Greg's history.
The sub thing was just a bit of a reach, but the idea of him constantly shitting on her and influencing how she sees her body as a way to control and groom her as much as he can (because she's gay and therefore not even going anywhere near that pimpledick once she's of legal age) isn't too far off.
Im sure sitting with gerg judging girl's bodies and seeing him call everyone fat and ugly unless they are the perfect amount of thin doesn't help her self-esteem or feel better about her appearance/weight.
I honestly dont get how anyone can believe these videos "help" them. Its not like someone who is chubby/fat doesn't get this pointed out to them a million times in their life. But gerg going yeah you're fat and have a shrek body be vegetarian is somehow helpful?
It's also hilarious how he said his videos are proven
to be helpful to thousands
Does he know what a proof is, or?
I dont get how anyone can say underwear and bikini is the same thing in this context. What parent would be okay with a 13 year old sending pics of their kid in their underwear to a 31 year old? And if some unrelated old guy was caught hanging out with a 13 year old in their underwear, there would be some investigations happening.
And Id still find it creepy if he was collecting bikini pics of 13 year olds and judging their bodies?? It is not normal for a 31 year old man to have a collection of preteen bikini pics let alone underwear pics.
I also love how he is trying to play this "its so innocent" act and it was a way to help people feel better about themselves and promote body positivity. you know, lets say i believed that and those videos about thigh gaps and fat or not would make sense there.
But then wtf are these videos about "hot or not" and "would onision date you" and "would onision and lainey date you" "onision smash or pass". Like you are not just judging someones body. In fact most of these are just face pics. You are literally just saying if you would fuck/date them or not, and a lot of them are underage there too.
Also 1. - he basically created numerous topic such as:
- Onision guesses your age!
- Post your thigh gap!
- Onision ( insert anything else )
So is he saying that he used those pictures for his videos without consent? And what do "private levels" have to do with anything?
This is the shit that baffles me. How does he think hes helping by him making people rely on a guy's opinion to feel better about themselves. He always makes it about a guy will still fuck you so your fine. How fucked up is that shit.
Theres so many people saying onion helped them stop cutting/starving themselves. I'm just like if it all it took was one guy telling you cutting/starving yourself was stupid and you should stop, then how serious were your problems actually? Because many people in your life/on the internet would tell you to stop cutting/starving yourself and think its stupid?? I dont buy that onion actually helped all these people with serious issues.
>>329502>I dont buy that onion actually helped all these people with serious issues.
Anon, it's been proven
he helped thousands
That's true. There were also not that many posts about him helping people recently and why he had to find ancient tweets. Then he baited people to say it by making tweets about it, and all of a sudden all these tweets come in saying how "helpful" he was.
Like if this was all it took to help people, mental health problems would be on the decline and therapists would jump on this "new therapy" treatment. lmao. In fact just maybe…there might be an actual reason why therapists dont just go "yeah you have a shrek body lose weight and be vegan" and "stop cutting you attention whore" >>329504
I remember he said "maybe even hundreds of thousands" LOL.
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Onion and Lainey both must be having a great Christmas Eve
His "shrek body" comment about how someone stores fat. Nothing they can personally change. Oh how nice and helpful. That person can now learn they must change their body composition somehow to be ideal for gerg. Such help1!! Thanks gerg!!
>And then there's the masculine fitness body. I say masculine because it destroyed your hips. Not something I'm into. I like feminine females. weird I know.
LMAO. First of all, you like feminine females? Hello gerg, may i introduce you to your agender wife???
And how is this helpful to the 'masculine' fitness person. Please stop working out and be less healthy so your body is ideal for me. I'm gerg, I have now helped you be more healthy and confident with your body!!11 Also I dont think he understands how hips work if he says they "destroyed their hips"
that really upset me. he didn't have anything to say about her being fat or flat chested, so he decided to call her out on being super fit and having a six pack lol
tf. i thought your excuse to call people out as health, grease.
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TREAT YOUR BODY BETTER AND BE HEALTHY
But not too healthy. Thats shit gross.
Sage for ot but as usual it started on /pol/ years ago and as usual reddit claimed credit whilst simultaneously getting it completely wrong. There's evidence from a bunch of former child stars in interviews and they all talk about being diddled, you should look into it.
I mean, it's not farfetched, look what the BBC kept quiet for Jimmy Saville so he could galavant about and rape kids left right and centre.
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Onion reminds me of the FLDS leader Warren JEffs
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Merry Christmas Troy!
PS. Thank your mom and dad for all the milk.
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poor troy and 'claire'. i really hope this year lainey decides to get a divorce (not gonna happen) or gets thrown out by greg (sorta likely to happen) because no child deserves to be raised in such a mess.
i hope those two can grow up happily away from greg's youtube lyfe and poly drama. Greg already proved he didn't want them anyway (cuddlegate 2.0)
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I really want to thank Grease for introducing me to Cyr, SR (who I used to avoid before shit went down) and even sweet, sweet skelly Eugenia.
I confess they don't make the best content, but they are A LOT better and more likable than you, Gargoyle. I hope the next youtuber that shits on you manages to steal tons of views from your crappy greasy channels.
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kek, I honestly hope there's more people questioning Billie
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Merry Milkmas, fam. Can we all appreciate that we weren't raised as indigo children that need to get botox when we're 31 and should have a trade by then but don't because mummy can give us naked massages and can connect to individuals through massages? Mommy might have given us nude body massages but Daddy is responsible for all our problems because he is a pedophile with no documented evidence but mummy nude massages gives them to us and we should believe her?
Mummy makes insane videos on her youtube and can't have a stable relationship with a male beyond what she had with Onion daddy.
I think we should point this out and that his obvious botox is contributing to his decline. He is no longer cave man fancy but is straight up the ugly brown haired Carrot Top. Unlike Carrot Top, he has never had mainstream fame. A video dancing in a banana suit is not going to pay for poor Troy's or "Claire's" college, he is brutal truth until someone says he might be a pedo.
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Complainey is not leaving or standing up for herself, ever.
Im pretty sure by standing up for herself she meant she would make him buy her better gifts than he gives billie. Cant have da mistress getting a newer iphone than her!
Why are her glasses on her head? did she really put them there and pose with her eyes closed to show off her eye makeup lmao.
Is he finally admitting his Sicescan faith or was he just lurking awhile ago?
Also, Lainey looks old.
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Merry Milkmas Everyone ♥
Didn't realize that SG 'retired' from onion drama.>>329439
This one is interesting because it's addressing some other idiot who was defending Gurgles.
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Even Jim AKA Mr. Metokur is getting in on this
'tis a beautiful Christmas Day
He basically just stated women above age 18 don't get him hard
The youngest looking animu girl got him hard as he stated
And the monster shit near the end he said got him hard where he said he liked how they don't like it because it's too big but are screwed until they're forced to like it puke
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I hope Mira responds, it'd be wonderful.
I found the vid in case anyone wants to explain tf is going on. I can't force myself to watch it.
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You were right, I forgot to make his face redder>>329575
Updated Fantasy Vs. Reality
forgot to add this:
Weeabu is typically what you call a white or mostly-white girl who adopts Asian culture… meanwhile in America we call Asian people who adopt American culture: Americans… but whatever.
So these girls, Kanadajin3 & Venus Angelic are great in their own way… one girl looks a bit more non-Japanese than the other, but hey… we should be able to be whatever we like as far as culture goes right? So long as we're not hurting anyone? Right?
The weird Venus Angelic video you saw in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmr2k
The "I'm Broke" video from Kanadajin3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N85sw
i had to delete my comment because i posted the vid twice
That reality is far superior to my own.
Indeed, A++ Anon
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Kill me, lmao
Ok. So he starts the video calling people who criticize Internet personalities human garbage, then proceeds to make fun of two Internet personalities. Making comments about their voice and appearance.
dude. How is this any different? How can he even publish a video that is so hipocritical and not feel stupid?
The major difference is that we do it anonymously with like minded individuals. He is broadcasting his hate to a million fans who will believe anything he says. I'd say that's a hell of a lot worse.
Eff this guy. He is as petty and vindictive as any "hater" but pretends to be better.
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Looks like billie went home for christmas.
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I just watched some of his other content and I take back the cringy-comment. This guy rocks. Wish I had his chill.
in other words she was perfectly fine and then people acted like she wasn't perfectly fine and so she began to harm herself but then she used the same source, the internet, to validate good feelings about herself this time
she's apparently so grateful that she let a bunch of strangers online dictate how she's allowed to feel about herself. such an inspiring relationship
and no matter how irrelevant you are she's completely impacted by every word you have to say
..remind you of anyone? anyone whatsoever?
There are a lot more things wrong with our government than import tax laws, but even I
have to defend them and say Onision's poor planning for the eventuality that an international entrant won is not actually their fault.
Oooooh, Onion's kids are gonna have SO MUCH to tell their therapist about their 3edgy5me paedo dad!
Hey Grease, you're literally
wrong: if you keep being an arsehole to people and justifying it with "it helps me feel better" BUT you still
have an ACTIVE anger issue (your words, microdickhole), it isn't ACTUALLY helping or solving anything, is it?>>329155
He just meant furiously masturbating in the shower at the gym.>>329488
Absolutely - but Narcissists are the kings of technically correct
(the best kind of correct), so to him, when he says "bikinis cover the same amount of skin as underwear, fact, and people of all ages go on beaches in bikinis, fact, ipso facto it's proven scientifically that there's nothing wrong with what I'm doing!" he thinks he gets to be all smug in being right yet again. Anyone who's not a cunt sees that this is ridiculous, but it's plausible to idiots, so…
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Onion wants to rule the (net)world by the time he's 44, will he be on YouTube long enough to happen or…?
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It won't happen. He's aging af and everyone on youtube but his teen fans thinks he's cancer, a creep, a pedo or a narc. His reputation is gone – if he ever had any to begin with.
He's not a leader or someone positive whatsoever. He's a sad and manipulative 31 year old man who makes money on teenage girls' low self esteem. By the time he's 44 his fans will have grown out of him and he will have reached his true form: a saggy, baldy, greasy old fuck who's too disgusting to attract new teenage fans. Also, he's going to look too hideous to hide his fugly looks behind filters like he does now. He's time running… and running short.
I hope you read this, Greg. Just being brutally honest. You should save $, delete your channels and hide in the shadows if you don't want us to enjoy your milky fall from grace.
You still can change the world though: get caught by the police. Youtube is going to freak out and maybe it will finally do something when bigger channels abuse their "power", making us have a nicer community there.
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nah this will be him on his 44th birthday
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°what he got himself for the pagan holiday
She also has 'eternal youth' on her face as well as him.
he has the mind and taste of a 15 year old in 2009, its so weird. like i get it, its nice to hold on to the things you liked when you were younger. but god damn you're almost on you're 40s. why you still think death note is the greates anime of all time? its good, but you always talk about how much you love anime yet death note is LICHERALLY the only anime you ever talk about. almost as if its the only one you know. and all that shitty super mario brother shit? are you a child? is that for real the only game you know?
dude, focus on your kids. on your marriage. don't brag about that trash, it literally makes you look like a loser stuck in his teenage years.
like its just so amazing, cause i used to watch onionboy and i used to be a fan. but to see how so many years have passed and he's literally stucked with the same taste, spewing the same shit, and doing the same things. this motherfucker just reeefuses change.
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Sharing just because i thought this was funny. not sure if this person is trolling but kek. I wish more parents were like this. i read somewhere here that sarah's mom is an onision fan. tf.
sage cuz ot and irrelevant
These presents and his birthday presents are so lame. You'd think a husband/wife would give each other better or more meaningful gifts when they have so much money.
Also I find it odd that Lainey has not tweeted or posted anything today about christmas. I remember every year her having a picture of them together. This year theres just emo posts on tumblr. She seems so over it, but still sticking around. idk.
If you like his way of thinking I really recommend watching some of his other stuff.
He deserves some views.
Sage because I'm fangirling over a dude with a septum piercing who looks like he owns a tattoo shop in Wisconsin.
This is how a normal parent would react. Can you imagine going to your parent as a 13 year old and saying, "mom/dad i shared a picture of myself on a public forum so that a 31 year old man could give his brutally honest opinion about me. It really helped me and i feel better about myself because he said i have a hot body and any guy would want to sleep with me!" and them going, "oh honey that's great! That seems very helpful and positive"
Any of those comments claiming to be a parent or that these kids showed their parents onion and they approve and support those shit videos seem fake or they are insane.
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the coolest indeed. lmao, this is hilarious. daddy onion can't admit he's a grown up.
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Yes he's a complete tool. Narcissistic pedo vs. narcissistic pedo. Just like with Durianrider. Eisel accused Durianrider of being a pedo, Durianrider accused Eisel of being a pedo. It was a blast.
I worded my post as neutral as possible because I'm sure Eisel googles his name obsessively and might read the suggestion. Telling him he's smarter than Onion would be the way to go… His views went down rapidly since the vegan drama toned down. He needs to pick a new fight.>>329710
This makes me sad.
>>Don't watch if ur a hater
2016 in a nutshell.
Funny, he said he wouldn't collaborate with a minor unless parents asked for permission in a ustream video once, was annoyed when asked twice.
…and look where we are now.
>>329722>you can stop now.
Sorry, I'll stop "posting that one video I didn't see was already posted", saltbag.>>329724
Yup, but still a lot of people are talking about it, which is pretty good.
Repost, cause I butchered sage.
we have a shit ton of minor youtubers making videos on him. i literally
(kek) see a new one every time i go on YT. I really want someone bigger like the vegan cheetah or even eisel to do a video on greg.
but tbh i think we need a loud and massively popular Pewdiepie to take him down. only a guy like that could do it, so it obv won't ever happen.
He identifies with L because he probably thinks he's as smart/witty as him, he's not, obviously.
He identifies with Light because he thinks himself some kinda divine thing who has power over people, I don't think he recognises that Light is played as a weirdo who's an edgelord, like onion.
He needs to have weight behind his secret sex anime keyword with Billy.
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why would you put the gold on your lids and then the green?!
it just looks plain retarded
"If you look like a prostitute & someone says you look like a prostitute, you are literally wrong for getting upset. If it's true, it's true."
there onion, how's that for actually quoting you?
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her's is knock off of billie's christmas makeup
Well, I know it's really bad, but we always complain she's super basic and that she never tries anything different, so I'm not gonna be a bitch.
You tried, Lainey. Keep trying and practicing.
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I would have said nothing if it didn't look like she drew herself some green eyebrows lmao.
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I don't really know what to say.
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already posted this in the banner thread but I thought there needed to be more onion banners.
This is literally
genuinely scary and totally needs to be a banner here!
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The more onision says that he is "brutally honest" and the more he gains brain dead fans, It makes me want to punch a fucking wall.
When Shiloh was looking like crap, having one of her "memory loss seizures", he posted a video calling her beautiful.
I honestly don't know if this is 1) sucking up to them 2) if he on top of other mental disorders is entering some psychosis onset 3) if this is his way of humiliating the girls 4) if he's just trolling.
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This pretty much solidifies the standing on Greg wanting to mark whatever he, "owns," in any means necessary. Be it may a tattoo, a form of haircut, or a ring, he has shown that this control is not only symbolic to him, but it is also sexual in nature. In the recent video where he stated he likes to watch animu girls getting fuck by monsters, he considers himself to be the monster, truely emulating his sexual character. Now please take my words with a pound of salt because this it simply my interpretation, but by the relationships he's tumbled throughout the years, I know his one true goal is assertion, and power over another. His so call body positivity videos which have been discussed, and reiterated time, and time again seem to be one of many signals of what is to come of his dispicable life.
shes also obv naked, im pretty sure he took this right before or after they fucked.
he is so damn creepy and is basically posted sexual images to his tween fans.
and he probably jerks off to that idea too :/
Fucking kek, anon. This needs to be a banner. Gurgles LITERALLY turned LITERALLY into a trigger
word for me.>>329777
His poor children. Did they even put up a tree, or buy their children any gifts? We know that Troy probably didn't get a Halloween, either, with all the half naked teenagers in his house all the time.
Can't even take the time to give your children a Christmas, the best time of year when you're a child, but you can take naked pictures in a collar.
"You do you", Grunk.
that, and also destroyers whatever the girls can build for themselves.
He told Skye that he didn't want her working and then blamed that on her when she left. He also caused her to have PTSD.
He ruined Shiloh career and made her look like an insane woman over the internet.
He practically ruined Lain's life with his "trinity" and having two kids.
Billie will always be known as that blue haired girl in a threesome and refuses to better herself because she wants to be a sugarbaby.
and Sarah…….we have not seen the result of that yet.
Was that his christmas gift to her? LOL
They are gross.
it's like he has to own her more than he already does.
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I like how she retweeted this today and then posts a picture with her actual kink: da daddy.
Who even cares about death note anymore, honestly??? The fact that that is the only thing he is obsessed with is very telling.>>329777
She looks insecure and not very happy, but what else is new?
Meant to say reblog, not retweeted lol.
Also Lainey sure doesn't help onion's case about being called a pedo when right after being accused of being a pedo wanting pics of underage girls, they both post a picture of his significantly younger wife with a daddy fetish.
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Reposting the image in case it gets deleted and so people don't have to click the link.
Daddy kink confirmed.
she just couldn't wait because Billie is gone.
She has her husband back, yay!
I mean lainey probably is this way cuz she has daddy issues bc she was separated from her parents so early with onion.
Could you imagine if she got into the dd/lg scene if they ever broke up for real? Yikes
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They've been doing this shit forever. They also mentioned it in some videos that it was their thing.
Yes, let's kinkshame the fuck outta this ugly slut!
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I tried to make this a banner but I couldn't make it small enough with out distorting the text.
pretty proud of myself with this one
Not giving any "sexy" vibes, but I'm not sure what's going on with her skin.
It looks either like freckles, strange acne or a serious case of blackheads (by the hairline it's pretty dark).
Is Onion's place that poor with regards to hygiene?
I saw where the dogs were wandering through so it's not out of the question.
That or she's just got a lot of skin problems and isn't bothered caring for it.
You're going a bit overboard calling her a slut. She's a childbride stuck in a house with her cult leader husband, for all we know she's never…
Oh god… tell me Onision isn't the only "man" she's been with intimately?!
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was going through plainey's insta and i couldn't ever imagine her posting this nowadays, the resemblance is uncanny
She had an ex named David, she said something along the lines of doing splits while riding his cock before.>>329865
Hehe, Onion's middle-aged gut.
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I've decided to highlight things that Onision does to his wife.
There is probably more that he has done but this is based only on what he talked about on Twitter, what Lainey admitted on Twitter, things seen from his videos, speaks channel and Laineybot channel.
Yeah I was thinking about highlighting that. But I think that wheel refers to "pet abuse" as a way to threaten your partner ( for example: If he was abusing Lainey's dogs to make her afraid of him.)
His turtle dying was a result of his own stupidity and ignorance.
Ladies and Gentlemen….this is a mother of two.>>329777
Poor children will have to put up with this shit Publicity. The Internet never forgets.
I think onion ist aware of it and goes off on this humiliation kink
huehuehue. Oh, you.>>329778
So did I … ugh.>>329802
Ikr? The Babadook has nothing on Gergle. Brava, banner anon! >>329872
These are great!
Some dudes like being called daddy.
It creeped me the fuck out when it happened to me. I don't understand how that is sexy.
I've never been able to stand the whole daddy thing: it even creeps me out when girls older than six call their fathers 'daddy'.
As I understand it, society as a whole is pretty fucking disgusted by the idea of a father having sex with their children, so the concept of calling the man who is fucking you, whose dick you are sucking, and whatever the fuck else you do with him your 'daddy' makes me want to vomit like that Team America gif.
For sure confirmed spots you missed;>abuse pets
mr.turtle case>make her do illegal things
she's his bait for underage girls.>be the one to define men and women roles
mr feminist shtick and everything it entails is that spot on
Most likely true but absence of concrete proof;>make her afraid
All those weird ass videos and comments about his rants abstaining him from causing physical harm>treat her like a servant
She appears in his videos when he needs browniepoints about his relationship and to not appear like an asshole>make her drop charges
Whenever he's called out on shit he does to her or she emotweets, he brings out the showpony doormat to parade about how he has done no wrong. That's pretty close.
The way her eyeliner and lipstick is smudged almost entirely off, shadow gathering in the crease, it really does look like this was taken either after sex or a shower. Hopefully the latter because that shits nasty. >>329862
Saged for talking about plain's skin but this just looks like an average adult skin to me. Is it really that bad?
Yeah I also think it looks like pretty average skin especially for any adult who had acne problems in the past.
My skin looks fairly similar, just way less dry. I'm ridiculously clean and have a strict skin care regimen. unfortunately not everyone is blessed with lovely skin but that doesn't automatically mean they're dirty/lazy/whatever
I suppose maybe he thinks that it's making him look very loyal to his wife and more sexually attracted to older women.
But the whole ddlg isn't helping him in any way.
>>329923>MOST people who are into ddlg aren't into it because they're attracted to minors
Gerg IS attracted to minors, and his dd/lg kink is likely related to that. Fuck off with the white knight nonsense, we aren't talking about a normal healthy adult in this thread.
You don't even imagine how much I'm enjoying that people is finally calling him out. I love how you can type his name on Google now and a lot of articles and videos about him being a pedo show up. He can't hide anymore.
Fuck you Gurgles, the whole world deserves an apology for you being born.
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god it is SO buttmad and SO manipulative; "if you call me out, you're DISHONEST, because I say so that's why!!"
Anon plz there's nothing inappropriate about a 31yr old man with two young children soliciting nearly nude photos from young girls and women, and deciding whether or not their bodies are attractive enough for him to fuck.
DON'T YOU SEE THE BODY POSITIVITY????
Why does he keep blaming this on "social justice warriors" I thought they were the very group of people he was trying to impress with all his "body positivity" and his bisexual, agender wife.
Not to mention, he's the very person SJWs would defend, "don't kinkshame Onision for being into kids! .w."
Saging for continuing the topic.
Original anon about the skin problem there.
It's given Onion's wastebasket of a house that I would chalk up any given blackheads to a lack of cleanliness.
Don't worry, I have no doubts about the rest of us having a set standard in our own homes.
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"I'm not using this image to perv out" - greg, 2016, actual words, actual image
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"This body reminds me of a fat pear. I would suggest a diet ASAP" - onision, 'helping' young teens with body image issues through his expert opinion
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That Goddamn brow
Dat over botoxed look. His creases were always too deep to be handled by botox alone, long term.
Funny with all the makeup he cakes on, he can't be bothered to fix and fill his brows. I have botox and it does affect the brow arch - although not as severely as Greg - but you just have to reshape your brows to fit. Otherwise you look like a cartoon villain.
Take note gruggles: your patchy, rashy stubble; your acne; and your comically sloped brows are not going to keep bringing underaged poon to the yard. And that's a good thing.
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See what happens when one of his little polls doesn't go his way:
"Clickbait is just BROOTAL HONESTY and cleaver and catchy, and if you don't like it, you're stupid!"
GREASE ANGRY. GREASE MUST DESTROY SJWS.
I love how stupid he is, using words like "agenda" and "dishonest" when referring to opinions… Like sorry our subjective opinions of you are dishonest? He's so uneducated, it must be infuriating to try to debate him…
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Oh, the poll buttmad is an extension of the video buttmad.
Looool he's so mad that more people are seeing through his shit.
Dig that hole deeper!
Lmao he's so scared. Rather than have a poll that asks "Do you think I'm clickbait" he has to ask 13-year-olds to give their definition of it.
Also, it makes me rage bc the choices are terrible. Clickbait isn't exactly false advertising, that'd be like posting "10 WAYS 2 CURE CANCER" w/ only detox teas listed. Although I don't know why I'm informing Grease cause he's for sure lurking now.
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ME ANGRY. UGGA UGG. HOW U NO ATTRACTED TO FULLY DEVELOPED LUMP BODY DESPITE AGE? BE LIKE ME, ME BE CAVEMAN. OOGA UGGA.
"AGE IS JUST NUMBER. WANT TEEN BOOBS. YOU COME CAVE NOW
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As his hairline goes up his brows go down. I bet that within the next 10 years he can't see anything.
My reaction to his angry face is also my reaction to little 12 year olds in the street rapping and pretending they have guns.
Laughter and sadness at how they can actually think they look threatening.
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Someone just sent the definition of "click bait" to onion and he replied with this. Lol
Greg's 3 sources of "comedy":
- perv on photos of preteens and teens he hoards on his narc supply forum
- dis other YTers
- play video games on his couch with his harem of abused younger women he controls financially
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"He's such a FAKE for making the exact same clickbait I make and being better looking than me!"
Thanks! I watched it earlier. These threads go so fast, I can't seem to keep up with the videos, but I guess it doesn't hurt if it gets posted twice if other people new to his dumbassery and creepiness stumble on lolcow now.
"Judging Girls Helps Their Self-esteem?!"
"Onision being Onision"
Jesus this was hilarious. Has he made more videos in which he's acting like a drama queen?
Sage for irrelevant bullshit