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No. 882448
Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/heavenlybunniesTumblr:
https://heavenlybunnies.tumblr.com/ [deleted]
https://pileofthembones96.tumblr.com/ [ed tumblr]
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ https://thewrldisurs82.tumblr.com/ [active]
Twitter:
https://www.twitter.com/offthebone1996https://twitter.com/bimbokitten96 [sw twitter]
Summary:
>26 year old "sober" heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on-and-off “sex worker”>Has overdosed 5+ times>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides shitty art and poetry>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive ED>Started dating her (now 43) year old “fiancé” Matthew (known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”. They’ve been together now for 8 years>Romanticizes the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, etc>Constantly buys cheap shit on Amazon with her dad's credit card while complaining about being pennilessHistorical Milk:
>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lost the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s sick dad) by squatting in his apartment and leeching off his social security until he died. They were soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom poverty home, ultimately drives her mother to relapse and go to inpatient >>795390>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spreads ashes on her faceSex Worker Saga:
>Then began a “sex work” career, taking grimy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money, looking more and more dead in every photo>Made premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829>Anon leaks a ‘commission’ video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, then takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off >>758647 WARNING: SAD AS FUCK >>758661>SW CAREER IS OVER >>760386>“Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turns up after being sent the dad video >>761016, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her SW twitter. Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037>Returns to sex work >>805775, >>810203 >A year later, anon drops “lurch gyrating Luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” vids that they bought but didn’t leak at the time: >>811491, >>811554Eviction/Sobriety Saga:
>LUNA AND LURCH ARE GETTING EVICTED >>802600, >>810637 >Luna uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker >>811724 >Electricity gets shut off >>813209 and Luna continues to refer to the owner of the apartment as "her landlord" despite admitting on facebook that they're not supposed to be there >>813354>EVIL TOXIC MOM arc turns into THE MHA GASLIT MY MOM, A MENTALLY ILL WOMAN arc >>813340>The apartment door lock has broken, Luna and lurch build sad little barricades >>816475, >>815981>The cops pay a visit >>813338 and find drugs, paraphernalia and a knife. Charges are filed against Lurch >>819990, >>822424, >>824442>As a result, Lurch now has to submit drug tests on the reg, and Luna allegedly actually detoxes from heroin (while still using methadone and/or weed, other opiates and/or benzos) >>821718, >>822657, >>823499, >>823823, >>824260>Luna keeps claiming to be sober >>824858, >>825465, >>827008 despite still taking fucking Xanax >>825462>”Abusive” dad relapses >>825466, is “dying” >>825993, >>826190, Meanwhile, Luna says it’s a “slap in the face” that her mother dares to be high around her >>826257>Freaks out incessantly on Reddit about her and Lurch’s stimmy checks as it’s clearly their own income>Luna and Lurch are attacked by neighbor’s pitbulls totally not while stealing >>831109Assault Saga:
>Luna claims to have been raped by a stranger in her building >>840784, >>840941 Anons infight about whether or not she's telling the whole truth>Reports the rape to the police >>841832, >>841834, It seems to go quite well>Police now don't entirely believe her rape story >>843957, now suspect her of submitting a falsified statement>Luna gets psych warded >>846413, Calls it the "worst day of her life" but not explaining why, posts unsettling selfies with her ekg stickers still on >>846458>Seems to be police-related >>847120, Current theory is she lost her shit when she took all of her klonopin and psych wouldn't give her moreRECENT MILK:
>Luna makes a trip to hospital after getting stabby with her wrist while filing taxes >>879532 , >>879535 , >>879540Milks her injury for sympathy >> 879961 ,
>>879964e-begging for money
>>879569 ,
>>879572 ,
>>879641 ,
>>879816aesthetic
>>879640and scrapbooking
>>879691 ,
>>879935Lurch shows some oddly placed anger towards the Dollar Tree knife rather than his mentally vacant girlfriend
>>879538>Luna thinks about creating an OF to supplement her thriving SW career >>879663>One of Luna's followers drags her for her questionable sobriety and frequent e-begging >>879666 But Luna is totally sober and hasn't publicly e-begged for YEARS!
>>879667>Luna cuts off her mother after she allegedly steals shampoo, a wash rag, a jewelry box, and some nicotine patches while house sitting for her >>879692Lurch corroborates Luna's story
>>879734 ,
>> 879735>Still asking Reddit to find housing for her >>879819 , >> 880369 , >>880477 , >>880489>A bleak look at Luna's deteriorating body >>880478>Luna finds out her tumblr got nuked>>881228 ; creates a new account
>>881780>Yet another failure in seeking housing >>882011>Luna announces the possibility of securing a housing arrangement via AirBnB- most likely with the help of evil dad's money >>882209 , >>882335Previous thread:
>>>/pt/879529Past threads:
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>>>/pt/874997 No. 882450
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No. 882454
>>882448Thank you Nonna. The pic and title ate chief's kiss. Great job !
Can't wait for the air bnb saga and "I lost 85% of my belongings, yes, even my cute and beloved pink chair. Plz donate bb" to start.
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Second time she mentions ODing six times after going from four to five since she's been "sober".
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This one was deleted fast
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No. 882551
>>882450>>882451>>882456>>882452>>882461>>882462>>882481Some of the best pics of Luna, simply stunning. Now that she's found a place to live she's glowing up again.
Luna: 1 Lolcow:0
Stay bitter fat ugly wannabe-bully losers, you'll never get your homeless saga.
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 882581
>>882456I see this photo and think "well..ok, she could potentially clean up well if she actually dressed herself in clean clothing
Then I see this pic and all hope is lost:
>>882480 No. 882592
>>882587Not really a nitpick, anon's just implying that when her dumbass starts taking nudes in that airbnb it could possibly lead to someone reporting them or the landlord finding out.
Milkwise, this is my tinfoil:
>Ebil dad agrees to pay 6 months of rent for an apartment only if Tuna sobers up and gets a job>Tuna instead lies about finding a place and it's actually an airbnb>dad doesn't know or question how she got a place, just happy she has somewhere to live and thinks this is the beginning to her changing>in reality tuna fully expects to laze around for 6 more months and then cry to dad for more rent money>he goes ballistic on her when she does get kicked out>cue "daddyyy is so meeean to me" postThe end of july really couldn't come faster kek.
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how will she show how sad and tortured she is now that the bandage is off and her stitches are being removed??
No. 882601
>>882598What hip to waist ratio, at least in the photo you're talking about? Fucking kek.
>the fact that she's finally found housing and is generally looking healthy and happy really gives me hope she'll finally decide to turn her life around?I'd hardly call staying in an AirBNB housing.
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>>882614>doesn't matter when the rest of you is the size of a school bus anywayIt's always great when anons bring the delusional people back to reality.
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No. 882660
>>882622Some people just don’t carry as much fat around their face and neck as others can at a similar weight. Once someone gets to deathfat level it’s a roll of the dice where their body decides to store all that extra fat.
Also, filters working overtime.
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>>882622As
>>882660 weight distribution varies greatly between people. Tess Holliday (years ago, around 2014-2015) was (?) a great example of a deathfat with a thin face. Pear Chan (picrel which was before filters too) wasn’t quite deathfat levels yet but also benefited from the same luck. Luna has years of practicing her angles and filters, lots and lots of filters.
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>>882668nope, while she was there he was on Twitter as usual
No. 882704
>>882598Girl what??? Ratio where?? When Luna goes from “fucking gross” to “average sloppy” some of ya’ll really want to pile onf the unneeded praise.
>>882607Who would have thought that her body would be decent compared to where we are now. tragic.
No. 882707
>>882704agreed, nona.
tuna’s nasty every size and shape she comes in. the
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>>882780it was extremely evident immediately after she fried half of her hair off. her genetics are just SO shitty in every single way. literally looks like someone with alopecia wearing a bad party city wig
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No. 882804
>>882712If you look above the hand on her hip, right at the top you’ll see a sliver of skin between her hand and tube top.
>>882457 Her butt keeps going passed the hand. Connect the above hand skin to the butt and that’s where her waist actually is. You can see the thick waist oddity in
>>882480 Her mid section sticks out further and higher than the back of her tube top with the angle she’s on.
Her entire life is getting high and taking poor excuses for
wannarexic selfies, she’s learned how to pose. Plus she threw on a skinny filter, did a three quarter turn, and kept her other arm out of the picture so her broad shoulders/lunch lady arms don’t shatter the illusion. The arm in the pic is mostly cropped out/hidden by her hair for this reason.
No. 882835
>>882830Wood floors show damage just at much as carpet and it can be more expensive to fix sometimes. They can stain super easily from pet urine and the scratches from the debris will show also. These poor fucks don’t know what they’ve done letting them stay.
Remember back in the day when she would get high and “clean” which was just moving and rearranging shit from one room to the other.
It’s wild to me they they just don’t wash…anything. Like she’s get stuff from her wish list and we just watch the items get grimier and grimier post by post…is haunting honestly lmao
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>>882653i’m sorry but this video is so funny
the mouth breathing, the shoving of her stitches into the camera and then immediately fixing her tits and hair and attempting to lay back seductively only to just violently thump
she will never change
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>>882973god fucking damn it, I know her hair is fried and dirty and that's why but I'm envious of the volume…if I put my hair in a bun I look like an entire Trunchbull, which is what she SHOULD (and probably does, sans filters) look like…
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looks like the airb&b didn’t okay out because she’s so desperately looking for a place to live.
No. 883033
>>883003Like the other anon above said, she means somewhere to live permanently. She's assuming the AirBnB will be temporary right now… until they attempt to live there for free.
Daddy paid for 6 months already so this is happening.
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Kek
No. 883068
>>882987i get what you’re saying lol even without hair spray and teasing her hair volume is still enviable. when she had that really short bob it was more evident, she had a (unflattering) triangle edna mode shape going on whereas when i had a bob my 5 hairs just stuck to my face. it’s the only thing i’ll ever envy about her. even tho her hair is beyond fried.
everything else about her is absolutely repulsive. the fucked up jaw? the beady little eyes? the benzo eye?? the flat ass? pepperoni nipples??? heroin addiction on its own ?? i would rather just have thin hair lmfao
No. 883089
>>883080I AI generated this from your text.
"Purpose & Inspiration
My goal was to put Luna’s real raw emotions on a page, with her personality, thinking, and expressions. I wanted to show that Luna is a broken person, a heart on the verge of being broken and never repaired, just like everyone. I also wanted to give Luna a voice; not just telling people how sad she is and how she wished she had died, but showing people that just because you think you’re bad, you’re not, and you should be in a perfect place, doesn’t mean the person sitting in the kitchen is happy, that they’re actually going to do you any favors by sharing their positive thoughts. To show that you can be fucked up and still not feel the need to feel better about it.
From the very start, I set out to write a book about the “tragic lows” of Luna’s life, and that’s exactly what it is, I mean if you read a lot of NA books, then you’ll know what I mean, and to me that was the point. I wanted to put my own interpretation on her life. I think what made Luna so special was that despite her difficult life, she found something to make her happy. That’s the only positive thing she has. I also wanted to show that the right person can change your life. I needed to tell her story in the worst possible way, so she would never ever forget that she has a dream to live, and she is really meant to be here, in a good way. Her dream was to get famous and to meet a celebrity. I always told her that she’s here to have a great time, and be someone to people, you can’t be a “shit bag” and not give a fuck, that’s not what life is about.
Special thanks to everyone who helped me get this book done!
All in all, this is a book about love, and life, and not caring about what everyone thinks about you, and being yourself. These are the themes that I hope everyone can find in Luna’s story. If you’re still reading, then thank you, and please check out the special dedication page!"
No. 883090
>>883089AI is more skilled a writer than Luna
>>you can’t be a “shit bag” and not give a fuck, that’s not what life is about.true that
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The state of the slim parts of the room we can see never fail to disgust me absolute barf
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that fucking stain in the background
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No. 883201
>>882989Except Lurch's memoirs are about Lurch' life. Tuna would be mentioned not even by name but just qthe title of gf. But of course she loves to say he's her fiance
>>883089Keeeek she's handwriting his 800 pg mEmOir… I'd love to see her bring in her handwritten fictional story about Lurch and her to a publisher.
No. 883202
>>883107>>883119How many pictures a day do we think she takes?
>>883141I love you so much, chairanon. Thank you for your service.
>>883177I also love the archivists. Thank you!
>>883198Those who know graphic design is their passion, this is your time to shine! We beg you.
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posting this here on the off chance she still reads this thread. maybe it would behoove you to apply to even a single job luna
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No. 883237
>>883235You just beat me to it
nonnie kek, so funny how she complains about not being given to access to meds but it’s clear the only reason she has to wait months is because she has already abused the meds given to hear, going inpatient would most likely be the best thing for her so no wonder she doesn’t want to do it, the bitch is allergic to making any positive changes in her life clearly
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>>883235just reuploading for the comment
No. 883255
>>883246“I refuse to go”
>just go“I can’t uwu”
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No. 883264
>>883262Who does she so badly not want to do intake? Whats so bad about it? (I'm honestly not familiar)
Or was she just hoping they'd throw some benzos and shit at her immediatley?
No. 883265
>>883246So much to do? Like lazing around playing video games and taking selfies? Certainly not throwing out your broken gamer chair or boxing anything up. Honestly I don’t think there’s a cow on this whole site that would benefit
more from being monitored most of the day.
No. 883269
>>883264she’d have to give up her online life support for an indeterminate amount of time,
nonnie.
we all know tuna fish can’t live without the interwebs
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AirBnB still happening and some other bullshit excuses.
No. 883304
>>883301My face exactly. I get so tired of hearing her say that she just needs her birth certificate, etc, or they'd be married by now.
Girl, no. You wouldn't be married even if you did have those things. Which aren't that hard to obtain! You're both just lazy ass junky scum who are stuck together.
No. 883308
>>883307The only redeeming choice I see from all this time casually watching this shit show is she hasn’t gotten pregnant by the wooden cigar store Indian within those 8 years. Can you image how much more depressing it would be with a fucking child.
>>883301Idk how it works in New York but in my state both of those issues are simple fixes with a DMV visit and like $35 dollars give or take. I wish more people in her comments would just dig into her for how fucking dumb she sounds.
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No. 883454
>>883442i’ve been following her since about 2011 and remember her having unprotected sex in high school. when she first met lurch they were having sex daily if not a couple times (according to her many, many posts anyway) all unprotected bcuz theyre fucking stupid. this went on for a couple years until suddenly luna was “sex repulsed” however still made SW content for clients involving lurch in which they didn’t use protection (there are unfortunately videos of them having full intercourse in previous threads) - with over a decade of drug abuse from her, and decadeS of drug abuse from him, it’s no surprise they wouldn’t be able to conceive. plus, she supposedly has PCOS and has said many times she doesn’t get her period for long stretches of time and then gets very heavy randomly. this means she’s likely not ovulating regularly. even if a fertilized egg were to successfully implant in her uterine wall, it would abort mission almost immediately with her CVS diet, no exercise, and benzo abuse. we can consider both of them infertile as of right now. at this point i do not think they have sex anymore, anyways.
what gets me is shes mentioned “maybe having a kid” in the past year, and first of all - NO! and second of all - with your current lifestyle and geriatric partner, it’s not going to happen
have drug addicts had babies before? sure, look at luna herself. but did they defeat a million odds to get to 40 weeks? yeah, absolutely. chemical pregnancies are common in perfectly healthy women, and 1000000x more common in women who abuse drugs. and if not a CP, the fetus dies in utero at some point
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>>883454I’m getting flashbacks to that one video where toilet paper falls out of her while he’s trying to take her oh lord
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combined her three photos into one, but jesus why does she need all this goop? shouldn't she be busy packing or something? i guess a "friends mom" helped her out, huh she must be named fivefingerrule. also the state of her bedsheets jfc.
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>>883501The cost of these two items are pricey! What level of delusion does she live in that she expects people to believe that they spend that type of money on her? If so why not ask to live with that friend's mom
No. 883508
>>883495Someone on KF described it looking like Lurch was playing an uncooperative banjo in that video. I still think about it too,
nonnie. The anon that decided to leak that over a year later was truly a sadist. But the banjo imagery softens the flashback.
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>>883515Took a bit of a turn
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No. 883537
>>883501jesus christ i’m not dermatologist but i’m pretty sure one good exfoliate and one good moisturizer (and maybe like, Differin if you have acne) would be better than randomly applying all of this goop
hell, doing the caveman routine w/ zero product at all would probably be better than slathering 50000 goops
No. 883563
>>883529Why did you post this?
Dare I wonder which thread has the Tuna Lurch porno?
No. 883569
>>883563it’s in the thread header
A year later, anon drops “lurch gyrating Luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” vids that they bought but didn’t leak at the time:
>>811491,
>>811554 No. 883575
>>883569Yeah I saw that so nicely laid out for me and I watched it and I promptly lost a part of myself.
Literally looks like two special needs people attempting to have sex. I guess that's what it is, really.
No. 883594
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No. 883595
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No. 883601
>>883586Seriously, they look like two people who JUST found out what sex is
Quite literally just in and out over and over with Luna looking like she’s gonna shit herself
No. 883606
>>883569Wow. It’s as bad as I remembered it. Lurch dead eyed staring at the camera as he displays his idea of great sex which is apparently jiggling Tunas waterlogged corpse looking ass so vigorously about half a roll of toilet paper fell out. So. Many. Questions.
The one question I do not have is why Luna became ‘sex repulsed’ after being with Lurch.
No. 883612
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>>883575
> Literally looks like two special needs people attempting to have sex. I guess that's what it is, really.ILY
Nonnie.
No. 883634
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Damn the cow says she’s actually going to “drop her ego” and get a customer service job! I’ll believe it when I see it, couldn’t see her lasting more than a week after dealing with some Karens.
No. 883635
>>883634announcing plans to do something
later is usually a precursor to not doing it. she just wants the asspats for considering being productive eventually.
"i'll do better tomorrow" then tomorrow comes and breaking bad habits is hard so you just don't, because… there's always tomorrow. rinse and repeat and you're suddenly in your mid 20s with your mid 40s "fiance' being evicted from your trashed squat and you're still a loser
all she has achieved is having less pictures of needles on her social media
No. 883642
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Crazy that this is exactly what she was up to a year ago, crazier still they’ve been conjuring up this “AirBnB” story this long only to squat in Mama Tuna’s place. Like for a whole year afterwards.
No. 883643
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>>883642More from the last time someone tried to get them to leave re: Luna’s mom’s case worker saw her sobriety was at risk. Nostalgia for the days the carpets didn’t crunch when they walked on them.
No. 883653
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Why is it so… Square
No. 883656
>>883634why does this stupid bitch think she’s too good for customer service in the first place? I guess because she’s had everything just handed to her, so she somehow thinks she’s better than everyone else? anyone working PT flipping burgers at McDonald’s is automatically better than Luna. and the anon who said this heifer doesn’t know the value of money because she’s never actually worked was bang on.
my favorite thing about Luna is how she steals all this cheap cheap CHEAP skincare and contorts her body and filters her pics into oblivion, but she still just looks like a steaming pile of garbage at all times.
No. 883659
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No. 883660
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No. 883661
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No. 883662
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No. 883665
>>883653Advertising prostitution on insta stay classy tuna
>>883662Her excessive posting of normal everyday shit normal people buy really makes it look like she stole it all and is on that stealing high and can’t shut up about it
No. 883689
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>>883684>it’s like ALR thinking she’s got a big ass because she’s flattened it into a shelf.kek
No. 883693
File: 1658032510312.jpg (30.55 KB, 453x480, 1653791523703.jpg)
>>883689holy fuck that her body looks like it's been molded out of kinetic sand
No. 883704
>>883701I was about to say. How on earth can you even get your body to look like this. Like I’m not one to sit on lolcow and talk shit about appearances that really can’t be helped, but this is a human shape I’ve never seen before.
I don’t see Luna as being cut out for dealing with people at work. It’s really a balance of being firm, in control, but polite when interacting with your average customer. It’s almost like working with children. Plus if Luna worked in a retail setting, she would be stealing shit all day, it probably wouldn’t last long.
No. 883716
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>>883661Picrel is all I see when she posts this kind of shit
>>883705softly nonny, no…
That's just cursed thinking
No. 883721
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>>883705Lmfao yeah dude it's a real mystery.
No. 883742
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No. 883743
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No. 883744
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No. 883746
>>883743>calls cat a “princess”Catfags are so fucking retarded, and that cat is hideous
>>883705Fucking kek are you high, nona? Or just trolling?
No. 883749
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No. 883750
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No. 883751
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No. 883755
>>883748have four cats and they’ve never had this issue. my husband used to foster litters of kittens (20+ sometimes) and never saw this with healthy cats
according to google it is a symptom of nervous systems damage, anxiety, or eye infection
No. 883760
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can’t wait for the Airbnb saga
No. 883761
>>883746Why do retarded, ugly, disgusting, curdled foreskin smelling mutt lovers like this always feel the need to announce to everyone their dog nuttery and force their mutts and mutt love onto others by diminishing the best pet on this earth, the beautiful, intelligent and charismatic cat? And feel the need to diminish their owners too? Yes we know you're a mentally ill mutt lover and your stinkin', worthless, ugly, retarded, diseased, shit eating, shit machine mutts suck. Like who are you trying to convince otherwise kek next time I see a mutt i'll kick it just for you.
No. 883763
>>883761Come on
Nonnie - the only animals we should be trashing here are sow Luna and ape Lurch.
No. 883777
>>883761Take your meds, you dumb bitch. What is with all this unhinged autism in the farms today?
>>883771>>883773Bless you sane, compassionate nonnies.
>>883748Poor kitty really needs a veterinarian assessment and a much better home. The Air BnB saga is going to be such a mess
No. 883791
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No. 883804
>>883743god i want that poor baby to find safety AWAY from them so badly
>>883746she's only "hideous" because she has medical deformities that her hellish vile narc humans refuse to take her to the vet for. why would you take it out on the neglected animal and not the negligent owners? catsperg anon needs to log off but so do you
>>883748about the Airbnb's, they do allow pets a pretty decent amount of the time and there's a toggle option to filter by whether they're pet-friendly or not. I've had to do this a lot because I couldn't leave my cat alone while out of town traveling when he was a kitten, but you do have to be a responsible pet owner (i.e. bare minimum cleaning up after yourself lol) and i have zero faith in her doing that. wouldn't be surprised if she didn't even book a pet-friendly place and/ or didn't tell the owners she has a cat and it ends up becoming a problem.
No. 883808
>>883804Thank you
nonnie. I use the pet friendly option for my dogs too but just for hotels. Even if I had a cat I would too tbh. I just didn’t know if that was an option. This is going to be a shitshow and I hope pumpkin is the only one that makes out for the best. Can’t wait until she is safe and away from these…uhhh…I can’t even call them humans.
No. 883816
>>883672I agree and it's insane considering she has literally none of the things that employers look for. She has no evidence of consistent/long-term work history, no degree, no skills, nothing. She can't even show up looking clean and professional and be pleasant, normal, sober, and easily trainable.
On what basis does she have such an ego that she believes she's more qualified for an office job than the people working at McDonald's or in a call center? They at least have more experience than her. I just can't believe she's that delusional. It must be 100% an excuse to avoid being hired so she doesn't have to work.
No. 883833
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No. 883838
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>>883836Lol, she's gonna complain about all the scary black people uwu
No. 883858
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>>883833one of the posts she replied to.
No. 883915
File: 1658147852055.png (2.14 MB, 1082x1468, skinny saggy qween.png)
She was never blessed in the body department but damn it's crazy to think this was just 3 years ago. (from thread #21
>>591868 )
No. 883919
>>883911Getting attention from strangers online is her life support. Can't get proper asspats if you're 6 ft. under.
>>883824Talking about the topic at hand is definitely not a sperg. Especially since there's a cat/dog sperg right above. Scroll past it, no one is holding you at gun point to read it.
No. 883929
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New drawing.
No. 883941
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>>883940She's gonna squat there, bet. Pity whoever rents to her.
No. 883950
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>>883941She could draw pretty well when she was 16/17 like in this promo poster she did years ago
No. 883957
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No. 883958
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No. 883959
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No. 883960
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No. 883962
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Same pic, vastly diff caption for diff audiences.
No. 883964
>>883940I hope the person renting out the place is there to greet them to see that they fully intend on moving in.
>>883957I want to pay2neverseethisshitagain.
>>883958Evil hated mom gave her evil loved drugs, what an evil thing to do.
>>883962Waaah.
No. 883966
>>883958>>883960Looks like she got hungry for 4mg between these pics
>>883957Fupa looks like a crinkled plastic crisps bag
No. 883987
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No. 884004
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Not only is she too retarded to post properly, but she was stupid enough to say that she's too good for a job anywhere despite being nearly homeless.
No. 884005
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No. 884006
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IG dump incoming
No. 884007
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No. 884008
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No. 884011
>>884008Who buys her lingerie, I feel like she keeps posting new underwear, is it stolen?
Please no one tell me her dad buys this shit for her
No. 884014
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How is this even possible?
No. 884028
>>884026You can, I guess, make the argument that sex work is difficult because of all the networking and know-how involved, needing to maintain a sexy appearance, putting work into pictures and video/lives. Luna does NONE of this, she throws on some cheap ugly lingerie and sucks in her flabby stomach and takes snapchat pics and posts them all for free on reddit and thinks she's a hardworking sex worker. this, to her, is her definition of hardworking.
It's actually hilarious how she doesn't even have the work ethic or intelligence to hold down a food service job. she doesn't even know how to clean or cook for herself at nearly 30. You can see how delusional she is saying she's "lowering her standards" by getting a customer service job when that kind of work wouldn't even look twice at her with how useless she is.
No. 884029
>>884006Track marks of bedbug bites? They come in 3s.
Also titty zit
No. 884030
>>884006What an ufortunate looking body. Other fat chicks her age don't look that bad.
>>883962Those are lyrics to a Hole's song.
No. 884036
>>883950This shit is how I found out about Luna in the first place
I’m friends with a bunch of the bands in that scene and she’s how I found the board. I will never, ever understand how someone with so much potential and who STILL has an out would willingly throw it all away to play house with an ugly, filthy, drug addicted, pedophilic, useless waste of space. Blows my fucking mind.
No. 884037
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No. 884042
>>884029def track marks. they’re exactly where she used to use.
i doubt she ever stopped heroin fully but at least we have proof she’s using again, now that she’s posting unhinged nudes and not hiding her track marks
makes sense since every time she tells her OD sob story on reddit, she adds an additional OD
No. 884043
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No. 884044
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No. 884045
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No. 884046
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No. 884047
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No. 884053
>>883915She didn’t really look like this for long and this is just one of the better pictures. I swear everyone forgets she was fatter than she is now when she was younger. She’s always been tragic.
>>883958No redeemable qualities.
>>884011When we say “bought by dad” or any variation, we mean she has her dad’s credit card or access to his Amazon account not that he literally chooses things for her.
>>884014If it’s not armpit fat, it’s axiliary or accessory breast tissue.
No. 884076
>>884044Why pay when you're giving away nudes for free, you sweaty bitch. It must smell like full blown dirty booty in that place.
>>884056>okay proportionsHave you seen her thighs or arms? At all?
No. 884082
File: 1658208187028.png (15.01 MB, 2160x7617, Luna 2014 2016 Scam.PNG)
This
>>884074 is interesting to me. I’d love to know why
>>883950 believes this is Luna’s work. Because picrel was Luna’s work in 2014 (bonus 2016 scam in third panel) and unless Luna has simply devolved in every single aspect of her life, there’s no way those were her skills 10 years ago and merely 2 years later she was producing picrel.
No. 884097
Some of her shitty poetry, it’s too long to screenshot so sorry about the long post
MISSING
I. i remember as a child
marrying my plushies while i wore rose colored glasses
not even realizing how broke we were, that my home, the only one i’d ever known, was about to be sold
or that my mom left so early every morning cos she was going to the methadone clinic
i was going to therapy at age seven or eight, playing puzzle games while i talked about my dad smacking me across the face in front of my only friends for accidentally drooling on him cos of my massive overbite
watching my mom get thrown against our red garage door by the police for stealing a watch
while i screamed bloody murder from behind the window scream, begging, pleading, sobbing, “please don’t take my mommy away”
over and over and over and over
II. and this is the normal life i thought i was living
I thought i must be rich like every single other kid around me, I had no idea we were on food stamps - i thought i was normal… even when my father dragged me onto his 29th story balcony to scream at me and put down my every insecurity
and eight year old me truly considered suicide by jumping, first time i felt suicidal
but i still thought all was well.
III. every apartment i’ve ever moved into after the house sold was slightly worse and slightly smaller than the last, until I ended up where I am now, where I got raped, by a stranger in the “lobby”
on camera yet the cops still said I wanted it
a man smashed my window in cos he was off his meds. all there is now is a wooden board over it
this building has all the crack one could ever need
I feel sick, ill, empty, but most importantly - so so scared. for my life. if i even have a future left. fear is crippling.
IV. I spent decades with no emotions towards dying but I think fear of death is much worse - i miss not being scared to die
i’ve overdosed, blue lips, death rattle, cold to the touch, six times, but here I am, still breathing
definitely the ideal way to die - it’s like going into a warm, gentle slumber
BUT I DONT WANT 2 DIE
there’s too many things to do
I don’t want to be a wilting flower, just wanna grow more appendages, and watch my leaves, rubber leaves, turn greens and pinks - but i’m still scared… if never… accomplishing… anything…. truly
I feel like a rag, a couple uses before it stinks and ends up in the trash.
V. the internet disgusts me, so much disgusts me - on the daily i have identity crisis’ and wonder who the fuck i am!
who AM I?
without my platinum mop on my head I feel even more confused
I don’t know who is staring back at me in the mirror - i’m a blob of confusion and shitty makeup
VI. i’m so filled with fear that i’ll never accomplish what I truly want
I’m 26 but I feel so old
it hurts realizing my art ain’t all that - my writing is subpar
all i’ve got, though
I’m loved but my own self hatred seems to override that
the mirror mocks me - one moment i think i may be beautiful and then i remember that i’m not
i’m just me, whatever that means
whatever that lunar eclipses on my birthday, or the stars in the sky and planets in the universe decide is me
but it still doesn’t tell me the answer… who the fuck am I?
VII. nothing that exists my mouth is good enough for you, why does it feel like you’re working against me when we were built to be a team? i’m losing it… you
IIX. i want to sit on the clouds and laugh at those below and instead, i’m the goddamn joke I don’t want to be the joke
I don’t want to be, period
nothing but a dream, but i’ve lost my wings and my heart.
I live inside somewhere close to hell, stepping on hot coals barefoot
I feel no pain, and I feel all the pain
fear is starting to consume me when the one I love says the words, “nothing left to lose”
my parents never protected me and never will but you, you’re supposed to protect me…
IX. I am not immune to this type of fucking fear
roses roses roses
petal, skull, petal, skull
my hearts gonna grow wings and fly straight outta my chest
but i won’t die, my eyes water with the threat of more pain. i never signed up for this kind of hurt, I was born into it
X. I just want to be married - but it’s too much to ask after eight years
more aspirin, benedryl
xanax doesn’t even take the edge off anymore, cos there’s no edge left - it’s so much stronger, my chest feels emptied out
like my chest was contained in a glass bottle that burst when it couldn’t contain my spirit anymore
XI. take the knife, the needle, anything that hurts or numbs
I just wanna be numb
I can feel the tears escaping my eyes but all I feel is nothing
emptiness, clouds, open skies
I sold my soul and didn’t get a goddamn thing in return
this amount of pain is too much for one girl to take
I feel
LESS THAN HUMAN, as always.
idk if there’s any typos i don’t feel like reading over i copied this from my notebook writings poetry
No. 884115
>>884090Sorry I missed the op content but this is too cute
nonny >>884097I'd much rather see her art than this word vomit, it's so bad
No. 884116
>>884097>IIX luna if you're gonna use roman numerals in every poem, at least get them right.
every single one of her poems is the same. her writing will never be good, but would it kill her to pick a different subject?
No. 884122
>>884120same anon as above
i didn’t think that maybe she was lying back in like 2012 or whenever it was. she didn’t come across as a liar back then. just kind of snooty.
but as far as i know she did draw this and post receipts
No. 884123
>>884074She definitely drew this and your humblebrag is cringe. You think this dude remembers every single tour poster he had commissioned? How do you know "a friend" of his didnt commission this from Luna? It sounds like you messaged this guy out of the blue about his association with a notorious drug addict, and he gave you a non-answer about a fake nameless "friend"
Music spergs on lolcow lmfao
No. 884124
>>884123They got me double-thinking it too. Luna has a specific signature she adds to her art, why is the signature on the poster different? I can’t tell what it says, looks like “Seloli” or something. The handwriting looks totally different, too.
I feel like I remember there being evidence she did in fact draw this in a past thread but I’m not about to hunt for it. Signs just point to this missing Luna’s typical fingerprints.
No. 884127
>>884124because she started doing H and realized she can get away with putting absolutely no effort into her drawings and just call it a “style”. that being said, her new “style” that she randomly acquired in like 2014 is just a rip off of daniel johnson’s art.
also, “artists” (used loosely here) change styles all the time. do none of y’all know anyone who draws? seriously?
No. 884132
My
>>884082 questioning was due to
>>884074 ‘s account but what made it somewhat credible was the signature. Which
>>884124 also has noticed. Of course styles change, nothing I’ve seen of Luna is similar to the original but I stumbled upon her later than some of you, you might all be right.
No. 884147
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People on lolcow always seem to forget that she really isn't ugly and at the peak of her internet fame she was one of the coolest Tumblr/indie hipster girls out there with thousands of reblogs on her pics. When people call me a troll for supporting Luna and refusing to say she's ugly that's how I know they're new here… I literally used to follow Luna since her teens and my side blogs with inspo looks was filled with her. She really nailed the aesthetic and didn't become a disheveled mess until recently… but she's definitely not naturally ugly, it's just the drugs.
No. 884149
>>884147Just say you like cracked out white women and go
nonnie.
No. 884154
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>>884147As someone who has followed Luna forever I’m inclined to agree with you re: her not being ugly, but rather the drugs, complete lack of hygiene, overall shit lifestyle and constant weight fluctuation has absolutely destroyed her body, it’s actually depressing to see a woman in her mid twenties wreck herself to such a monumental magnitude. Plus like nearly all cows she’s a real life iteration of picrel
No. 884164
>>884147Every single «decent» picture of Luna of any era has at least 20 of pictures of the same era that show the horrifying reality. You’d realise this, of course, if you were able to be objective.
> my side blogs with inspo looks was filled with her.And? For all we know you could be as tragic as her, if not more.
> didn't become a disheveled mess until recently…And here’s how I know you’re unable to be unbiased. There are pictures from 5-6 years ago undistinguishable from
>>884043 and the rest but whatever you need to tell yourself to keep the flame burning.
No. 884165
>>884147All of those pics are from after her junkie blog being outed, so idk what you’re talking about it being her tumblr peak. Have you even slightly zoomed into those photos? Fucking nightmare material.
You guys need to raise your standards, unless you’re grimes fatties too, in which case it makes sense.
No. 884167
>>884097>I don’t want to be a wilting flower, just wanna grow more appendages,>but i’m still scared… if never… accomplishing… anything…. truly>i’m a blob of confusion and shitty makeupIdk what you jealous bitches are talking about, this is some of Luna's best work.
>roses roses roses, petal, skull, petal, skullThis is "rain and petals eavesdrop"-tier art, gorls.
No. 884171
>>884082>unless Luna has simply devolved in every single aspect of her life, there’s no way those were her skills 10 years agoall of the art posted above is abysmal, they would be cute doodles in the margins of a notebook at the
absolute best. I don’t see why any of these pics would point towards her “skills” “devolving” when it’s all equally unsightly
No. 884172
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>>884165I mean, all of those things you mentioned are a part of the aesthetic though. I think that's what anon is trying to say, not that she was ever a beauty queen, but that she was very on-brand for the subculture she was in and did a decent enough job of emulating it that she had followers who thought she was cool.
If you go look at pictures of the most famous punks or grunge musicians many of them were pretty gross most of the time too. It was a part of the appeal for their demographic.
Again, not saying I think Luna's pretty, just clarifying some of what that anon is saying.
No. 884173
>>884147she literally had a track mark which eventually led to an abscess in that plaid skirt pic
you just be new as fuck here huh?
also she’s always been ugly. i’m not one to comment on her body but facially she is a nightmare. big ass overbite, mouth breather, beady eyes, drool everywhere
No. 884179
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>>884147This is the last year we saw her without benzos, bare minimum. While I’m sure she was a nice enough girl, she was still fucked up lookin. This is from that video of hers with Tai, rest in peace, and l’est we forget when Tuna milked Tai’s death for heroin donations. And when she milked her grandma’s death for heroin donations. We often forget how much of a scumbag she is. She’s not a some previously Tumblr famous, beautiful tragic story about drugs and sex and love. She’s just a piece of shit, absolute scum of the earth waste of oxygen. Maybe not in this video, but not long after that.
No. 884180
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>>884097Screenshot (picrel)
>>884171It’s all trash, the decline was going from
>>883950 to
>>884082 which is apparent even if they’re only “doodles”.
>>884167>>884174> This is "rain and petals eavesdrop"-tier art, gorls.> rain and petals eavesdrop, i drank the wrong juice cartonI love you, Nonas.
No. 884186
>>884044“old shein lingerie” after an anon questioned who pays for this underwear… she’s really lurking the boards lately and i would tinfoil that she’s the one wking over her hasbeen days if it weren’t for the coherent sentences lmao.
her body looks beyond repair. with her face cut out of these photos you’d think she’s a mom in her 40s, some friends her age doubled in size over covid and lost weight and they still have an elasticity and vibrancy to their skin. they might be bigger but they still look healthy and hot in their two pieces. it’s not a size thing with luna… it’s total self neglect that has ravaged her looks. there’s the riot grrrl grime but you could at least tell that most of those people washed in the tumblr heyday it was just proud excess hair and distressed clothing. luna definitely looked cleaner to say the least. but rediscovering her on tumblr at the time of rogers dying uwu ebeg with that crusty mouth and party city wig of bleached hair it’s safe to say she didn’t look cool or good then. there’s nothing aesthetic about plushies that look like they’ve been scavenged from abandoned homes with
toxic mould on bed sheets so filthy that they deserve their own special on tlc.
tl;dr : for someone sober she’s falling looks wise and still not hit rock bottom & this is a tlc level of cow for living in filth alone.
No. 884195
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>>884182> But that wasn’t her peak on Tumblr kek
No. 884199
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>>884195I’m talking about these photos. They’re years apart. The photo you posted, yes, that was her “peak”.
No. 884241
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No. 884245
>>884174 nonnita pls I'm gonna have a fuckin asthma attack laughing at this
>>884241 This is like that Star Wars scene with Leia chained up to Jabba the Hutt. Except in this case, Leia
is Jabba the Hutt. Do you guys think she fucks her hair up on purpose before she takes pics? This looks so bad.
No. 884248
>>884097Another AI Luna poem (inspired by the real thing):
POST-MORTEM
I. “no, no, no, don’t take my mommy”
i became the baby everyone wanted to take home from the hospital
i was the kid everybody hated because of my precocious language skills
i was like an animal at a place of worship
liked to wear princess dresses and ruffles
wore pink lipstick with a red and black outline around my mouth
i was an insomniac
i wasn’t potty trained
i couldn’t do any of the other activities, like soccer or gymnastics, because i didn’t know what to do with my hands when i did anything, the sores on my palms or how to make one fist when i lifted the other one
II. i’d stare out my window at the treetops and feel like nothing was good
My dad would find me in the garden barefoot crying over our dying sunflowers
My mom would hold me in her arms until i could catch my breath
i watched the world change around me and wished it could stay the same
i’d be dared to take a bath in the sink
at 6 years old
i would bathe a dirty blanket instead of myself and be sent out to do my chores
moths would be released from the earth right into the water supply
my mom would be drunk, yelling
i’d stare at myself in the mirror and hate my appearance
i’d get dressed and comb my hair
III. i want to be your muse and not in death
my trauma is preventing me from letting go.
how does a body not know they are dead?
even when it feels that way. my body is not dead. but i am.
fuck.
he told me i deserved to die because i was so nice to him.
that he was sick of being nice, that he wanted to make me bleed and die.
anyhow
things are getting better.
things are going to get better.
IV. i want to cry, i want to scream
i want to let loose the madness from my soul
but that’s not an easy task when your brain is screaming for help
i wish i could cry - but i don’t know how to.
i don’t know how to cry
i don’t know how to feel.
it’s like sitting in a chair and expecting the chair to speak
like that chair is a loner and doesn’t want to talk
i’m so afraid that i’ll always be alone
and it’s not because I think I’m unlovable - it’s because my brain says i am unlovable, because it’s programming my feelings
that is why i begged to be admitted into the ICU because all i wanted was for them to make me feel something
and they didnt make me feel anything
V. i don’t like who i am, the white motherfucker who doesn’t know who she is
every time i get to the point where i know the answer to what i am
i remember what I like and don’t like and that’s when I lose it
on a bad day, i hate that i have to make myself hate myself
i know i’m better than that but i do it anyways
i’m really in a rough spot right now and so have been my whole life
my mother told me that “unconditional love” isn’t real, that love is conditional
my mother told me that day that i was a fucking cunt
so, fuck her and fuck every single person in my life
VI. in a box, at the bottom of the ocean, in a landfill
i am just nothing and it’s so lonely and it hurts
my eyes are watering and i don’t know why, but i just keep crying
as the tears roll down my face, i can’t make them stop
the world is too much, i can’t cope
how am i supposed to make my way out?
i’m fucked up, i can’t stand it anymore, i’m fighting with everything i have but even that won’t be enough
i need help, i can’t even function properly
i feel dead
i just want to go to sleep
here i am, just like an angel
to be reborn, i feel just like an angel
VII. i do this to myself
i’ve cut myself a thousand times but i’m not aware that i’m doing it
now I can’t even sit through an episode of The Walking Dead without feeling it
i’ve never felt this
there’s something wrong with me, i’ve been abused, raped and even emotionally abused
i’m done with being victimized, i’m done with self-hate, i’m done being afraid
i’m done with all that, i can’t take anymore
so im gonna do this
i’m gonna cry
i’m gonna leave an empty mess
it's all i'm gonna do
the real solution
i’m gonna do
i'm not ready to do shit
No. 884258
>>884147She really is and always was. And at the 'peak of her fame' she was still a fucking nobody. 'Thousands' of reblogs, wow. Superstar.
Get help with your obsession, anon.
I wish we could go five minutes without talking about who she used to be and dredging up the same handful of photos but at least this confirms is the same skinwalker that won't let it go.
No. 884272
>>884248What AI do you use for this,
nonny?
No. 884273
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No. 884280
>>884248Lmao I lost it at the chair part, imagining the piece of garbage she still hasn’t thrown out.
She should really just use this AI from here on out. It does tuna better than tuna.
No. 884282
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She can't even pretend to miss Roger as a person or feel bad about his death in a way that isn't related to how he inconvenienced her by dying
No. 884291
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No. 884294
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>>884291Holy mother of Photoshop batman!!!!
No. 884296
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>>884295Did you have a brain aneurysm?
No. 884306
>>884248 This is the best thing I've ever seen in a Luna thread. AI nonnita, you are amazing. Honestly this poem is way better than Luna's work. Honestly pretty okay up until "it’s like sitting in a chair and expecting the chair to speak/like that chair is a loner and doesn’t want to talk" which absolutely sent me.
>i’m gonna do>i'm not ready to do shitLuna in a nutshell right there.
No. 884313
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Imagine the state if she got lash extensions, she’d be more than likely to end up with some sort of infection or something kek
No. 884314
>>884296Nta but what? What is
>>884294 supposed to show? Photoshop evidence? Where?
No. 884316
>>884313Why don't you learn how to apply lipstick and highlighter before worrying about lashes, Tuna.
>>884315You're going to summon the track mark anon.
No. 884323
File: 1658304761070.jpg (Spoiler Image,1.06 MB, 1564x1564, IMG_20220720_091120.jpg)
>>884294Looks like Regan from The Exorcist.
No. 884330
>>884324It's her rotting skin, she's had it for a while and mentioned a cream her doctor gave her a few threads ago. I think you can see it on the left eye in this one
>>884291 Luna mirrors her pictures a lot so that could explain it jumping around
No. 884369
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>>884291Damn, Looking more and more like a lumpy vintage 80s cabbage patch doll every day.
No. 884371
>>884366She used the Shea Moisture $6 soap she stole recently
>>883662,
>>883535. She could at least steal some nicer cat food, but she's too self absorbed.
No. 884389
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No. 884393
>>884389>i'm afraid to show weaknessLuna has been showing weakness in the form of whining, e-begging, and posting sad navel gazing "poetry" for years.
She is not strong at all.
No. 884412
>>884391I’d LOVE to know what jobs she’s applying to (if she’s not lying). Probably shit she is 100% not qualified for. She could be working fast food or Walmart same day, they’ll hire anyone. She just thinks it’s beneath her.
And why isn’t lurch working ?
No. 884417
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No. 884418
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No. 884423
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It took two seconds to find the place she rented based on the photo she just posted the transaction showing the website and Mount Vernon which she stated Prev
No. 884445
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>>884291>clearly came from a sewing patternWhat a weird thing to lie about. They're from the company Woman Within that sells plus sized clothing for older women.
No. 884448
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You can see the crop of what she posted matches the air bnb photo, that decor def stands out
No. 884461
>>884436With AirBNB you pay month to month prepaid
They obviously don't have the other 5 months saved up to pay for this, otherwise she'd have money for a hotel for two weeks.
Her dad probably offered to pay for a month only, or Lurch really did get a small ass lawsuit settlement.
No. 884465
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The guests are gonna love the added sounds of junkies squabbling as king of the hill plays on repeat
No. 884477
>>884442>Other people renting out rooms in the second floor. It seems the owner and his family have the first floor all to themselves. RIP to their peace having Luna lumber around upstairs all day long. Luckily she doesn't move very often or for very long kek
>>884445Nonnie how tf did you find that out lmao
No. 884478
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Kek I wonder if Lurch is going to behave himself since there will be weapons on the property.
No. 884484
File: 1658391344706.jpg (Spoiler Image,102.8 KB, 640x853, 1571465783737.jpg)
Decided to take a look back at the old threads from when I started browsing the farms, here's the quality of selfie our newer anons have to look forward to if she's really back on heroin! Spoilered because holy shit, I forgot just how much more bleak and horrifying it got when she was shooting up
No. 884494
>>884491>grimy striped sack with a $ on it The way I audibly snort-laughed at this image, topkek nonita
>>884484This is what I see at the end of my bed when I have sleep paralysis
No. 884503
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This is gonna be good.
No. 884504
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Dan must be putting some bad vibes out into the universe to get the gruesome twosome.
No. 884509
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>>884504Yeah there’s no way Tuna and Lurch booked that place under their own names, especially given that it’s for 6 months. Ebil dad absolutely booked it for them in his name because I refuse to believe this Dan geezer would have allowed someone to stay at the place where he lives with his family without thoroughly vetting them first. These are the top three results returned when searching her name.
No. 884513
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Airbnb doesn’t give an option to pay 6 months in advance. When you’re renting long term, it is billed a month in advance. You have the option to pay the next payment early as 7 days, but not months in advance. They absolutely have plans to squat. If she had enough money saved for 6 months in advance, she’d had enough for a hotel until the 15th.
No. 884549
File: 1658423855190.gif (2.12 MB, 336x230, honey-big-storm-comin.gif)
If he's been doing this for a while, he might not be THAT naive when it comes to potential squatters and problem tenants. There's a reason why long-term rentals are less common - lots of scam offers, or sketchy tenants. It's a risk for both parties and I'd imagine he knows this and figured he'd risk it for the potential $$$, but if he is that naive, he's in for a ride with these two.
Biggest red flag imo, you just know they're gonna roll up on day 1 with way more bags than normal, even for long-term, hinting that they don't intend on leaving.
No. 884550
>>884524How is this "tenancy after 30 days" possible with air bnbs? Will the owners need to go through the courts to evict them? This seems like a horrible blind spot for Air BNBs
Also I wonder if it's legal to misrepresent yourself as a different person than the original Air BNB profile. They may NOT have permission to enter the establishment because her father is the only person legally allowed to reside there.
Most Air BNBs ask you to disclose every other Guest that will be staying or pay a fine.
No. 884552
>>884550From the quick googling I did, it seems that in order for squatter's rights to not apply, they would need to physically move out (with all their stuff) as though they're not living their for one day of the month before coming back the next day. I dunno how right this is, though.
I wonder if you can override this if you get the tenant to sign a contract maybe waving the squatter's right?
No. 884558
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>>884550If Luna and Lurch mind their P&Qs they could gain tenant rights.
But I have a feeling that the owners can utilize the discrepancy that those two are not who initially contracted to live there. It was her father… who isn't living there With them and who is a completely different person.
He likely didn't disclose that those two (and everything they own) will be there actual guests.
Hopefully they are smart enough to create a vacation rental contract!!
No. 884575
File: 1658428872688.jpeg (83.48 KB, 733x1096, Mt Vernon Airbnb.jpeg)
>>884531Here you go, courtesy of the other farm.
>>884551There is. One of our cows, Shayna, got into some minor trouble for filming porn in an Airbnb.
No. 884576
>>884571I really really hope no one cowtips
the milk of a bad airbnb stay would be so much funnier than just regular old homelessness
No. 884580
>>884575It IS that place, damn. I was being nosy and looking up AirBNB in Mt Vernon since she first mentioned it. There was a much more basic “studio” available for same price that allowed pets, but in a more grimy part of Mt. Vernon.
OF COURSE that was not good enough for her and she went with the shared space/no pets because it looked fancier. Like what the fuck does she think is gonna happen when she rolls up with a cat carrier???
Where the hell are they gonna put their stuff?
This is gonna be a disaster. Imagine you’re the other AirBNB guest sharing common space with them? It’s even a shared bathroom, wtf.
The other spot was grimy but private bathroom at least.
No. 884581
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>>884546>>884548no way they won't meet each other, even on the airbnb site it's stated that they will be shown around at their arrival. Only think that would "work" is her father meeting the owner at the first day and they then get smuggled into that apartment without the owner knowing it, who knows what they have "planed".
I can't wait for it, hope nothing disrupts their plan.
No. 884586
>>884500The red dots on the hip look like bedbug bites to me? If so, the Airbnb hosts are in for one hell of a time fumigating their whole 2nd floor. Every plushie and article of crusty clothing they cart in is absolutely carrying the eggs.
Hopefully, the owner is savvy enough to “greet them at the door (look them over before giving them the code/private room key)”, and turns them away. If not…well, they gon’ learn real quick.
No. 884599
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Feel like this is aimed at alltard Allicin…i tinfoil she hit her up for money, beg for her job back or housing help or cheap cheap cheaps got told to fuck off and wrote this obvious ass call out bpd meltdown status to lash out
No. 884618
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No. 884619
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5 finger discount confirmed
No. 884620
>>884618the fresh shaving cuts lol
also what—— 2 men and it’s been a while? guess lurch not being able to perform anymore confirmed here
No. 884622
>>884617I was thinking maybe she reached an agreement with the host considering the fact that the space is already booked and paid. But taking that into account… yikes. It's easier to hide a cat when it's just them. What would be the endgame, hiding it in their room the whole time? Apparently the floorboards are creeky and the corridor walls are thin. If other residents don't report it, the foundation surely will.
And with the non-smoking rule I wonder how long it'll take for them to try to open up a window in their room to smoke out of. Otherwise it'll be a chore to walk outside each time since their usual treks only consist of going to cop or walking to the fridge.
No. 884632
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>>884615>included her statue in all of themIt took me a second lmao
nonnie No. 884634
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Blessed be the individual trying to give advice to help Pumpkin. However I'm sure it will not be used, Lunas laziness is far too strong. Prayers for Pumpkin
No. 884635
>>884625It feels unlikely to me. They’re a young (late 30s), religious (not overly so, just in the typical South American way) couple with 2 kids under 10. Both work in the real estate world, although he seems to be more involved in the construction side.
We need to remember that Airbnb’s vetoing is minimal, you don’t even need an ID to be able to be verified. As per their website:
> In some cases, you may not need to add a government ID. We’ll confirm you’re really you when you add your legal name and address (this should match where you get banking documents or utility bills). We’ll match this information with secure third-party databases.> We do not provide Hosts with the photo of your ID, the photo you take of yourself as part of ID verification, or your address.There are some stays in which I never interacted with the owner beyond an automated message indicating how to get into the property. Any guests I’ve had with me are just mentioned in passing, e.g., «my sister is coming with me». It’s also worth mentioning that the only way it’d be “legal” for Luna’s dad to rent for them is if he had an Airbnb business account.
> We’d love to welcome your loved ones into Airbnb. But to help maintain transparency and trust throughout our community, you can’t book on their behalf unless you're staying together. > We require all personal travel reservations to be booked by the guests themselves because Hosts rely on reading their profiles, reviews, and other verifications during the approval process. No. 884637
>>884618Is she really the type of tard that believes more sexual partners = “loose pussy”?
Can’t say I’m surprised, she’s fried any critical thinking skills she could’ve potentially had.
No. 884662
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Its crazy to me how life just goes on as usual in her head in every situation kek
No. 884670
>>884669>She literally exists for her looks,And yet, she still looks the way she does.
The most ming boggling thing about Luna is how she's now spent 8 years of her life doing absolutely nothing except think about her looks while ALSO getting progressively grimier and fatter.
Does she really think that her hair is her only problem? How can she simultaneously be so self absorbed and not see how fucking disgusting she actually is? This is the one thing I truly don't understand about Luna, maybe someone can explain lmao.
No. 884676
>>884666What do you think it is then?
There's other paperwork behind it too.
Do you think tuna made it up to try and scam? Obviously they're being evicted why would she have to fake a letter about it?
No. 884686
>>884678Lurch would be yelling, "You have to send one by mail!" in the background so we'd know that it was fake. That's not even mentioning the google translate English they'd use.
Those poor owners. Imagine this monstrosity
>>882846 walking through your door dragging a broken chair to barricade the door for when they start squatting there. Posing like this
>>883661 any time a male guest walked through the kitchen, yelling pay2play at him and causing the guests to leave. Telling every person there her life story, starting from her being conceived on the steps of the methadone . Meanwhile, her sticky fingers will be stealing toys from your kids. She'll flash her pure gold smile, her eyes looking at two opposite walls, saying she didn't do it.
No. 884695
>>884693tbf pre-Covid this was how it was (i was a retail store mgr for a long time) we’d have a handful of decent applicants, and the ones who called to check up were considered first. happened prob for like 50% of applicants. and that was just a sales or keyholder position
however post-Covid and post-inflation you’re lucky if the applicants were even serious about wanting the job. most of them never show up to the interview to begin with. we’ll hire anyone who breathes and ideally doesn’t steal cash (Luna would take issue with the latter)
No. 884706
>>884696Agree - there are two very overweight people at my job… one of them has a very pleasant attitude and dresses very nicely and appropriately for her figure, nice makeup, brushed hair etc. She looks very nice and gives off great energy.
The other one has scraggly hair, frumpy ill fitting clothing, garish makeup and is totally one of those people who is a perpetual
victim, gives off such negative energy.
Luna will never dress properly for her figure, or even perform basic hygiene. I doubt she has even ever washed her clothing? She’s certainly not headed to a laundromat.
No. 884707
>>884693Well to be fair it
was taught to me by my boomer dad kek. I had no idea it's not like that anymore.
No. 884713
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These are probably some of the worst nudes she has taken, she looks like a propped up corpse. She looks high as fuck too. She is obviously very desperate for money at this point with how much she has been posting nudes on reddit.
No. 884725
>>884713the way she constantly says "you like?" like her creepy boomer boyfriend would say just kills me.
i dont know why she started posting her pussy for free right out of the gate, didnt try any teasing or keep stuff behind a paywall
No. 884738
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>>884713Luna’s face looks like one of those latex fetish masks that trannies wear.
No. 884741
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>>884713Said it before, she really is a Clockwork Orange statue. Uncanny valley.
No. 884746
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No. 884747
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No. 884748
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No. 884749
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No. 884752
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Take away her scary story face, sad boobs, and brutalized public area….. HER THIGH IS SO WIDE! Goddamn tsunami thighs or whatever she always says.
No. 884756
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No. 884764
I'm waiting for her to slip up and post a pic of that new
abcess by her luna tattoo. She's been hiding it ever since
>>884241 No. 884770
>>884741Good observation,
nonnie. Although the Korova Bar statues have more life to them. Ugh, she's such a grotesque creature.
Can't wait for the ~uwu SW Kweeeen~ saga though.
No. 884794
>>884773I think if someone's going to cowtip they're probably coming from the other farms, they're really desperate there kek
I think if they find out who the gruesome twosome are, they will just cancel their reservation. They can do that.
No. 884824
>>884800That’s one of the best Lunaisms
“Caused Haiti” but the earthquake in Haiti. But caused Haiti itself.
No. 884831
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Genuinely looks so doped up, and if she's not… genuinely wonder how she looked at this pic and said "yes yes this is great" and uploaded it. Whichever anon said she looks like a propped up corpse was spot on.
No. 884841
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No. 884842
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>>884837whoever you are you're pathetic
No. 884863
>>884794The only post alluding to wanting to cow tip was on this forum, so not sure where you’re coming from with this dumb shit. Desperate for what? Lol
>>884842And someone posted these exact comments in this thread, so it looks like the cow tipper is the same anon or a lame lurker. I wish tuna would reply to these comments though. It would make this pathetic shit mildly entertaining at the very least.
No. 884867
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>>884863They sure did.
To the cowtipper, just fuck off. She's not going to listen to you so stop trying to ruin the milk with your retarded behavior.
No. 884915
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She is so smug and insufferable.
No. 884918
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No. 884924
>>884915holy shit lol tuna finally admits shes never looked for an actual job for all these years, i believe she might have sent in one or two apps online over the years but never actually
tried to get a job and the heifer has the audacity to confirm it so she can excuse why shes lazy in the present im howling.
No. 884926
>>884915the way she talks down to employees who work food service or retail when she wouldn’t be able to last a single day without having a panic attack or getting fired lol
i work at a big coffee chain and those who climb the ladder make like $80k… and the ladder is short and very attainable. she’s so arrogant for someone who couldn’t hold a job wherein her responsibilities included 1.) showing up to her friends house and 2.) putting socks on plants
No. 884931
>>884915She should have started blaming her weight gain on "getting clean", not covid kek. Also, she's too high and lazy to hold down a job and she's the type who is untrainable because every time she's corrected in doing something, she'll be a "
victim" who is "getting yelled at" or "treated unfairly".
One week till eviction! Wonder if she's paring down and packing up her hoarde yet. Do you think she'll be sent a bill for the clean-up after she leaves?
No. 884933
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Then get a job, you dumb bitch.
No. 884936
>>884915The nerve of this bitch to complain about retail jobs, as if she is above that when she never had a real fucking job.
One of the things I hate about her is that she never fucking expects her 43 y/o boyfriend to fucking get a job and contributes. Aren't they a "family" after all? This dumb fucking bitch threw all her life over a boomer who won't even work.
No. 884946
>>884933kek, as if anyone else would want to share a bathroom or kitchen with her.
>>884945I never understand how people can look down on others working in customer service, it must be hell and I wouldn't be able to do it, because I would probably kill one costumer a day for being an idiot. If she gets a job somewhere, I give her two weeks, she won't last longer.
No. 884949
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sObEr
No. 884950
>>884947she was asked to get up
to take a phone call. it doesn’t matter that she has suddenly decided she can ~lower herself~ to work at Dunkin’, no food or customer service place would ever, ever hire her. like she literally won’t even make it to the point of someone googling her — just picture this stinky nodded-out giantess at a job interview. instant rejection.
god I love this saga already
No. 884961
>>884952if she wasn’t an idiot (she is an idiot), she could hype up the work she did with the autism plant pots and earplugs like it was a real job
if she didn’t actually steal from Ally, Luna could probably guilt her into giving her a good reference
then she could just put a restaurant that has since closed because of COVID as her previous employer and they would have no way to check
No. 884969
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Tuna you had 2 years to get the hell out, you don't even deserve an extra day lmao
It'll take them awhile to remove your hoarde and get rid of the nicotine stains and cat piss/junkie smell. They owe you nothing. You're a squatter
No. 884979
>>884971They’d be better off burning the entire complex down
>>884976That festering sentient statue isn’t worrying because he knows Tuna isn’t going anywhere without him. He knows that the only reason he isn’t going to be on the street once they’ve been evicted is because ebil dad is footing the bill presumably because he doesn’t want his darling daughter to be homeless. As much as she is a scamming, scummy piece of shit I really hope she miraculously comes to her senses and goes to stay with her dad so Lurch is left high and dry without his meal ticket, the fact that he is mooching off someone half his age and who he fucking groomed and enabled is truly abhorrent
No. 884981
>>884979He deals you retard, kek. "his meal ticket", please. He's the one making enough to cover their addictions. She needs him way more than he needs her.
Why some anons persist in these weird denials instead of just hating him for what he is, I will never know.
No. 884985
>>884943Omg I bet you're right.
>>884951Cringe, I can definitely see this.
>>884981>Lurch is not using Tuna as meal ticket because he buys the drugs, even though she is the one who "provided" their current housing, sells her body and dwindling humilty for dollars, and set uo their next living situation through her well-off father.ok
No. 884991
>>884827i don’t think it’s from shooting. she just has a high fat percentage, no muscle tone, and bad circulation. as well as probably bad genes. i also have tons of cellulite and stubborn thigh fat but when i lose weight the appearance is dramatically reduced. but building muscle/ being active is what really helped. but we all know she will never do any sort of exercise, let alone a proper diet - not even diet as in fad/calorie deficit diet, just a nourishing, diverse diet in general is out of the question. she lives for immediate satisfaction.
sage for ramblings but she will be lumpy forever.
No. 885010
>>884998 thank you for your input, tard-chan.
Anyway. What day is she supposed to be out, Friday or Monday? Any predictions for how many days she'll last in the AirBnB if it exists? How do we think this is gonna go down? I say it'll be dead silence or full-on meltdown, no in-betweens.
Either:
A. a "smooth transition" (ie she behaves, or doesn't post her emotional meltdown until she gets to the airbnb in a week or 2 or whatever).
B. or it'll be a combo of the day the locks got changed on Roger's house and the day the case worker came to rescue her mom and told her to have fun being homeless. That lady was a farmer in spirit.
No. 885013
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SA, sorry, but I brought milk from a neighboring farm. Looks like the rez was cancelled. The dates of their stay were apparently blocked before now but are open again?
No. 885014
>>884950If I was her, I'd change my name to something really fucking generic. Yeah, it's a nightmare having to have ID and everything changed but if I WAS serious, I'd do that and apply for jobs in my new name, one that isn't going to bring up pages and pages of shooting H and pissing in cups. I'd also be almost untraceable online and just fade into obscurity. She doesn't want to though, even though she's mainly just followed by people who view her life as a car crash, she still wants to keep that slither of what she thinks is internet "fame".
She really could do so many things to make her situation better and that's why I can't feel sorry for her.
No. 885022
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Off topic, but jesus her legs looked so normal in thread 1 wtf.
No. 885032
>>885028I doubt it. They’re pissed about it too.
Honestly, always blaming the other farms starts to look like a deflection imo. Sus.
No. 885033
>>885032 I just assumed kiwifag because way more men use that website than this one and men are statistically more retarded lol.
>>885029 I think she mentioned it was pre-paid somehow? Fuck if I know tbh.
No. 885040
>>885038nah. if her dad rented it, he’s
supposed to say that she’ll be staying there, but I have a feeling he rented it and didn’t mention Luna, Lurch,
or Pumpkin. there’s no way Luna rented it, because she would need ID.
No. 885042
>>885040Maybe he finally disclosed that two people, namely these two, would be staying there.
Or someone cowtipped
I can't help but think that the owners are awakened to homeless/squatters game and asked the reservation holder for more info.
Dad maybe said they are between homes and it threw up a huge red flag.
=pure tinfoil
Waiting for the heavy cream of Lunas reaction either way we gettin fed
No. 885063
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>>885061I don't think anything in their records would pop up as a red flag on the background check.
No. 885088
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She really likes talking about ODs.
No. 885089
>>885082 It's been done
>>883648 but if somebody is so bored they want to add up all the useless shit we've seen her buy this year that would probably be amusing.
No. 885096
>>884998Ahhh, if you had to randomly recommend some junkie films, at least make it a good one, like the Swansea Love Story doc. Lucifer Valentine films are trash. It's mainly fake and purposely gross like the rest of his "films".
Sage for off-topic.
No. 885100
>>885091That combined with deleting it from all her social media so there's no proof. Lurch is going to blame her for it, it's not going to be pretty.
He will call her horrible things and she'll suicide bait and eventually she'll do a "4eva love" cope-post to convince herself her junkie fantasy is intact.
No. 885108
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>>885082I'm gonna read the threads from the beginning; I will try to keep a tally
>>885096>>885099Dope Sick Love is a realllllly good documentary about drug users being messy. Spun is also fantastic. Mickey Rourke's pussy monologue is legendary, Brittany Murphy is adorable, and Debbie Harry kicks ass in it. Tuna could never. (I am really sorry for the derailment but I seriously love junkie documentaries. I will take a ban. Thanks for the Swansea rec
nonnie, i'm on it! Ps- who else is obsessed with A&E Intervention??) Spoilered for OT
No. 885110
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These are all from kf. That idiot keeps doxxing herself over and over so it's really no wonder how a cowtipper got in contact with the airbnb owners.
No. 885111
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2/3
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3/3
No. 885113
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She told the whole fucking internet where she was going to be and gave out her number like a dumbass. Raised on the internet and didn't learn a damn thing.
No. 885117
>>885112Woah,
nonny. This is tunas phone number…
No. 885126
>>885114Thats Luna for ya. Whatever you think she’s doing, she’s doing, as I mentioned in the last thread. Never once has an assumption about her not immediately been proven correct. There’s not many cows like her. Her brain is so simply wired that even the most uneducated farmer can guess how she got where she is and how she’s handling it.
That’s why “I wish Luna would leave Matthew and she’s get better and become a good person” shit is so useless. There’s hope for most people in this world, but not her. She will never get better. Let’s just watch it unfold until they both die.
No. 885148
>>885146Because it’s impossible to squat in a motel but in an Airbnb, after 30 days you have tenant rights and have to be evicted. They’re probably planning squat #2. They likely only have enough for that first payment, since she was begging for money for a hotel for the 1-15.
I’m not 100% on board with the “her dad is paying” theory either. It is possible lurch got a quick payout from the dog bite and they have $2500 and that’s it left from it. lunas dad doesn’t seem down with housing lurch.
No. 885150
>>885098This is what I find hilarious about Tuna. She loves to go on and on about how terrible her life is, but the minute she has to go through real challenge, she's kicking and screaming the entire way because of her sheer laziness.
0 reason why she can't ask her dad to take her to the DMV to get her ID so she can apply to her nearest wagie job. 0 reason why she can't just go shack it up at a homeless shelter and ask her dad for a gym membership so she can at least have a place to shower and sleep. No, princess NEEDS a cozy motel that "muh
toxic and
abusive" dad is paying for, while she shamelessly smears his name and uses his money to buy whatever bullshit she doesn't need for the month.
No. 885160
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Her priorities right now
No. 885162
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Only 5 days, nonas, 5 days, can't wait for the drama to unfold. I hope for videos that show Lurch screaming at the people removing them from the flat, Tuna crying and pumpkin running away, finding a good, new home.
No. 885166
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So apparently Airbnb heavily penalises hosts that cancel by way of both a monetary penalty and a note on the host profile they they’ve cancelled on guests before, however there is a caveat as per picrel in the event that the hosts suspect the guests are inclined to break the rules.
No. 885175
>>885111"took care of his father" = took pics every time he was rushed to the hospital so she could beg for drug money online, let him literally rot into one place until he was covered in sores, took gifts specifically for him so she could
finally have the nice things she deserves, kept his ashes in a dirty box left to lay among her drug trash on the floor
"now we're all getting thrown out" = took her mom's whole ass bed then recorded her being escorted off the property before continuing to squat for another full year
No. 885182
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What fantasy world will toonafish learn to cook from "housemates" at an airbnb that she never even paid for……
No. 885186
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Of all the things this monstrosity should be blocked for the title is the kicker, kek
No. 885187
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Not ebegging her heart out, not gasp looking for a job or A PLACE TO LIVE…… but plenty of time for reddit.
No. 885188
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https://youtu.be/CLb_dWOEcLEFrom 5 months ago but I just saw it
No. 885190
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>>885188Searching for Luna on YouTube can lead you to her page. Looking at her subscriptions it seems that her and Lurch share it like most of her social media. She's following channels that do not fit her "aesthetics" or the views she says she follows like the gun channels. For someone who shares so much of her life, has she ever mentioned interest in them?
No. 885217
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No. 885218
>>885216now in theory if they
actually end up out on the street, how milky would it be if she can’t get her hands on a phone charger or public outlet?
also i wonder if they’re gonna try and pawn their nintendo switch and ipad?
No. 885219
>>885218She would probably go to a shelter, she could charge her phone there. Or maybe use a public outlet at the train/bus station. I know the milk won't stop any way ir the other kek
And of course she won't pawn off her eletronics, because "muh comfort item" or something.
I wonder if Lurch is aware he too is going to face homelessness. I don't think he ever did, he seemed to have lived with his father his whole life kek
No. 885225
>>885218not sure about outlying counties, but there’s a good amount of public outlets in NYC via LinkNYC which are electronic ad boards on the street. good luck tho because 99% of these (at least in manhattan) have someone homeless who’s staked a claim on it.
i can’t imagine luna or lurch in a proper hobo fight with someone who actually has street experience and coming out on top.
No. 885230
>>885225what a sad realization that even if lurch and tuna end up on the streets, they're still going to look down on other homeless people as if they were somehow better than them.
nevermind that a lot of those people are homeless for actual reasons and not because they're living a 'uwu heroin junkie larp' life.
No. 885247
>>885246Yeah we def needed a qualified professional to tell us this. Pls sage your shit
nonnie.
No. 885248
>>885110When did she post this?
I'm seriously wondering why she's not freaking out more and is instead posting nonchalantly on Reddit. It's making me really think that, wherever she's going on the first, it's not into homelessness. She doesn't seem worried enough for that. Maybe it's because she got enough money for the 2 weeks in a motel?
No. 885249
>>885248If she or lurch was able to somehow dupe a sympathetic idiot into letting them crash for the two week gap….maybe they decided to cancel the Airbnb appt, initiate squat 2.0, and shoot the saved money into their veins?
There’s really no telling. Can’t wait to see how it shakes out!
No. 885257
>>885242"mother" ? Is she adopted or something?
>>885248I think it's like another anon said, too high to care. She's mastered denial so I wouldn't be too surprised if she doesn't have anything else lined up.
No. 885258
>>885247foh, not everyone understands how the system works and
nonnie was trying to give context.
No. 885271
>>885257>>885269Anon was definitely just projecting her own "mommy" issues by using scare quotes.
The person Luna calls mom is the same one who spread her legs in public, in front of a methadone clinic, to get pumped a few times by limp junkie dick dribbling addict sperm in her twat, to eventually pop out her daughter, Tuna. And her daughter is just so proud of her origin story.
No. 885275
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Lurch definitely seems concerned about the eviction
No. 885284
>>885242ntayrt, but yes her grandmother did die young but her upbringing with her grandmother was very good according to her, had money and support. even after her grandmother passed, she had inheritance money, loads of friends that loved her, and housing at a good college. she threw that away on purpose. she was handed a shitty card yes, but had plenty of resources that many kids born into addiction dont. her parents are both shitty, but she had so many opportunities to escape that. she’s a
victim of her parents and lurch, yes, but the way her life is currently is 100% her choice. not to mention she has actively chosen to not work because she’s above it. also her choice.
No. 885285
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Uwu so poor, so sad, muh eviction
No. 885297
>>885294I wasn't being serious lol
>>885295In the hundreds and hundreds of selfies that she's taken, I don't think I've ever seen a vegetable in one. Her idea of healthy is eating fruit and nothing but fruit and having a cake or pastry as a reward for having fruit.
No. 885304
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>>885285Apologies for OT, but I have nothing better to do and was really curious how much these cones cost.
I can't believe that two people who claim to be so poor they can't afford lodgings and need to beg for donations spent $7 on two servings of ice cream. Who even buys from ice cream trucks anymore? They're such a rip-off.
No. 885305
>>885304It’s not even real ice cream, it’s
toxic waste. Given that she’s not sperging about the Airbnb I think it’s safe to assume that she cancelled it herself, but we’ll see what transpires over the next few days when she finally gets evicted
No. 885312
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>>885310The person she replied to replied back to her with "Good". Picrel their story. I 100% believe now people died from her and Lurch dealing fent.
No. 885334
>>885312this is why people who’ve been here since thread 1 (and before, for some people who watched her downfall after high school in real time) get SO fucking angry when random tumblr bitches pop in here with their “she’s pretty if only she could stop the drugs and leave her boyfriend she’d be such a wonderful person <3”
she’s a fucking waste of oxygen and no one would care if she died. she doesn’t care about a goddamn person but herself. she has made so many people miserable by being a spoiled brat. her fiancé deals fent and cheats on her. they both don’t deserve the oxygen they breathe.
No. 885338
>>885312Lol she acts like she lived on the streets before… both disability and section 8 take YEARS to get and with no work history SSI maxes out at like $700/mo. My friend died while he was waiting for his disability approval (2 years into it).
Also interesting that now she’s saying she has two months to figure something out when before they had 6 months rent saved up…
No. 885340
>>885338Exactly, she’s never been homeless or faced any domestic violence that she couldn’t get out of with a simple phone call. The government is incredibly reluctant to give disability to younger individuals, but if you don’t have years worth of files, diagnosis’s from multiple professionals, a tried and failed list of meds longer than your arm and multiple ER/inpatient stays then they don’t give a shit. Not to blog about muh mental illness but I was inpatient several times, had multiple ER visits, did 12 rounds of ECT, and I was denied several times. I had to get a lawyer and wait a year while living off my savings that I worked for and I finally got approved. As for housing, unless you are priority placed by way of court records and police reports where you got the shit beaten out of you, section 8 doesn’t care and you will be able waiting a very long time. The kicker is she probably would have found something, somewhere within the last two years she’s been squatting because that is technically being homeless, but the lazy bitch couldn’t even get up for a phone call or apply online to the many housing authorities in NY and surrounding areas. Acquiring housing/ benefits are long, grueling tasks and most people don’t get what they need at the end of the day, but somehow, Luna thinks she’s entitled to it and more, yet she can’t even attend a fucking day program consistently without letting her tits hang out or complaining about the food? She doesn’t even try and she will die a junkie because that’s what she wants. I completely understand the general opinion that she is a waste of resources and space, she is a miserable black hole of a person who will never change because she doesn’t want to.
No. 885342
>>885340Yes it’s fucking unbelievable that she is too lazy to even be a proper leech and work the system. She’s had TWO YEARS where she could have been trying to get on welfare/get into low income housing etc but it’s too much work for her. It’s fucking amazing to me.
I’m from her general area originally and I have a lazy ass junkie relative who is the worst of the worst, basically an older lurch, he at least is able to work the system and has some kind of junkie welfare apartment
No. 885345
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>>885334Speaking of Lurch, here’s he is making creepy gross comments on one of Tuna’s IG followers pictures. He must check out all the accounts that regularly engage with Tuna’s. Grim.
No. 885373
>>885345Nothing days ‘sexy’ like a gnarled witch hand apparently coming out of your gooch.
It makes sense that Lurch likes her. She looks like an alternate universe Luna: one that’s skinny but has the same lank, greasy hair and soulless eyes.
No. 885374
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What an exceptional outfit for court Tuna! At least she’s actually wearing a bra and not doing that stupid clown makeup but god she’s disgusting
No. 885400
>>885398Maybe she had forethought to dress that way on purpose. To have a "continuance"
But I imagine attorneys and judges know the game and the trial would just go on without her, likely resulting in eviction on 7/31 as planned.
We heard anything yet?
No. 885401
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>>885400Not sure what this means tbh
No. 885402
>>885401It means that the final legal judgment in the case—technically, the judgment that the court declined to even review today—is the decision last endorsed by the ruling of the judge.
Didn't work, she's out
No. 885407
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As usual, adding more skin care products to her hoard of unnecessary shit. Hope anyone who donated to her sees this
No. 885412
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What's 6 days going to do? Seriously, bitch had 2 years. Does she think she's magically going to "find" a home in a week and be able to move in and have steady income to pay rent suddenly? Her level of stupidity is honestly baffling
No. 885416
>>885415WOW!!
She's going to "go to the courthouse"
(LOL for WHAT??)
Come back and the locks changed and all of her belongings in the dumpster.
Does she not realize they shouldn't leave the home if she wants a chance at taking her things??
This is wild. Will they wittle everything they own down to just what they can carry?
Or Will they have a pile on the sidewalk that they take 5 bus trips to the motel to transport, all the while being picked through by their new street buddies schizo joe and fentanyl frank.
We've been waiting (to watch the milk) for Luna to be homeless since thread #1
6 days Anons!!
No. 885417
>>885416I don't think she realizes that she is evicted on the 1st, there's no take backs after that. All they did was put her on the docket on the 1st. She's still gonna get evicted! How much do you wanna bet she hasn't packed a single thing? She's gonna lose ALL her shit.
This milk will be delicious
No. 885429
>>885401So she literally has a court date on Monday to try and extend her eviction even though it's already set for her to be evicted on Monday at 10am?
How does that work? Will she still be evicted or did lurch find a loophole that since there's a court date on it they can no longer be evicted until the court thing is closed?
No. 885433
>>885398Where I am they won't even let you in the building if you have shorts/tank top/hat/open toe shoes. She wouldn't make it in the front door here.
>>885414 Soooooo far guys!!!!
No. 885441
>>885427I dont mean to be a dick, but at this point, if homelessness saga is go, the best we can hope for is pumpkin being left to the streets. Otherwise she is just going to be euthanized at the pound. Or rot for years at a no-kill shelter in a tiny crate until she dies. Pumpkin is an innocent sweet
victim and deserves so much better than these scumbags.
No. 885460
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>>885453Samefag sorry but you should add in this guy
No. 885471
>>885444Feral cats often die young from things like being hit by cars, starvation, infection, and dehydration etc especially given the brutal heat waves. Once a cat who probably wasn’t feral to begin with, and was most likely being fed by someone is released back onto the streets then it’s chance of surviving is drastically reduced. Pumpkin is the only
victim in this scenario so it’s pretty understandable why so many are worried for her safety. Lurch and Luna have been steadily abusing and neglecting her since they stole her and releasing her back on the streets is the worst possible choice next to sneaking her into whatever shitty air bnb they book next, surrendering her to a no kill shelter would be only redeemable thing Luna has ever done in her life and it most likely won’t happen but Pumpkin is still young and I’m sure lots of people would want to adopt her. Sage for cat sperg but yeah fuck you Luna, you don’t deserve animals you dirty bitch
No. 885499
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No. 885502
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>>885499>filtered to fuck and eyes like picrel My sides
No. 885520
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I'd like to create the new thread but I don't know how to link stuff from this thread to the new one on the summary lmao
She reposted these from instagram on her tumblr. But I didnt see the second one posted here yet. 0 notes, not even fakeboi kek
No. 885526
She just posted a new poem, I don't want to screenshot it all and spam:
and during another night as an insomniac
I look to the moon and say,
“promise me tomorrow”
she looks down at me, pauses for a moment
“I cannot promise anyone a tomorrow”
the stars are on my side
I am but the soft rose petals or
a ceramic angel on the goodwill shelves
the sun isn’t coming up yet, but time
seems to go by so fast
the days, they’re speeding by
a reminder of all the time I waste
a reminder of mortality
I forget who I am daily, what words are there to describe me?
none, anymore
I forget, I forget, I don’t remember large
periods of my life, sometimes those periods are years
and those were the good years and I didn’t even know it at the time
I pushed away all my friends
I warned them of my mental health deterioration
they told me I didn’t have to hide my illness anymore
as soon as I showed any symptoms at all, even simple ones
I was alone
hypocrites
my wrists bloom with roses
I stabbed one and they stitched it back together - medicine is so beautiful before they add the dollar signs
surrounded by medical waste, digging my way to the top
i’m begging the government not to hurt me more
I pitch a tend inside dollar tree
the world marches on, I lay still.
No. 885540
>>885526she doesn’t even own a tent kekkk enjoy homelessness, loser.
> i’m begging the government not to hurt me morethe government provides your food and medical care. they even provide your beloved prescriptions. they provided the apartment you stole. they stitched up your shitty tattoo for free. you don’t pay taxes or contribute to society in any way whatsoever. instead you just sell fentanyl-laced drugs, post your nasty body while telling people how great it feels to OD, and then cry. how in the fuck is the government “hurting” you?
No. 885542
>>885541I think she did. You have to remember how absolutely dumb she is. What makes sense to a normal person does not make sense to her.
I bet she cancelled it, found one she could check into on the 7th instead of 15th, and her dumb ass figured it would be easier to get a 6 day "extension" rather than a 14 day "extension", not realizing she is ALREADY EVICTED.
The absolute dumbest thing ever is waiting to go back to court at the last minute too, so she has a court date of 9:30am on Monday when eviction is scheduled at 10am Monday. They're gonna be throwing her shit on the curb while she's waiting for the judge.
No. 885543
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Monday can't come soon enough, I'm beyond excited for the shitfest kek
No. 885546
>>885543Aren't we all!
>>885526>I pushed away all my friends>I warned them of my mental health deterioration>they told me I didn’t have to hide my illness anymore>as soon as I showed any symptoms at all, even simple ones>I was alone>hypocritesHoly shit you dumb bitch, you didn't push away your friends due to "muh mental illness" you did because you are a lying scamming begging cheap whore who chose a groomer and heroin to a social life
No. 885547
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kek
No. 885548
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wow
No. 885550
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literally would cost her all of $19 to get her birth certificate from FL kek
No. 885561
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This is under the cheap cheap cheap skincare post. Slight proof that they switched Airbnb’s?
No. 885562
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Bonus cap of Luna not listening to anyone’s advice like a retarded child
No. 885564
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>>885562And she bought even more shit
No. 885566
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And more
No. 885568
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Also looks like she may have taken an uber to the dollar store?
No. 885569
>>885564You mean stole.
>>885568She's wearing that nasty chain Kuromi top that turned grey from white.
No. 885570
>>885551cmon court.tv, air this to the masses!
>>885564she’s literally shoplifting high off her gourd to avoid reality. i totally get why someone would switch off and act erratically due to a high stress situ but this has been her entire adulthood thus far
No. 885571
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It's going to be harder to afford a professional when you're living on the streets.
No. 885572
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>>885564I doubt she bought any of it, anon.
>>885566Ah yes, sharpies for her eyebrows. I hate this useless bitch.
No. 885575
>>885561She definitely did and for sure thinks that going to court the same day as eviction is going to keep them from being evicted. Does court even start on time?
>>885571Imagine getting evicted in a few days and your main concerns are having brown hair and soft skin.
No. 885578
>>885572Please tell me that's edited and not real
nonnie. If it's real i'ma die laughing kek
No. 885579
>>885578Yeah, I edited it after this anon
>>885502 made me ugly cackle.
>>885525This actually does slightly resemble Tuna, it's crazy.
No. 885580
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My thread pic contribution. Edited to include
>>885572 No. 885584
>>885576With proper up keep, regular trimming, deep conditioning, styling to prevent breakage and bonding treatments then it would be fine, but professional bleaching can cost $200~ and that’s on the cheaper end of things. Price goes up for the amount of hair and products used, and this is Luna we’re talking about. Also no reputable stylist would touch her hair with bleach because she box dyed twice or three times over, and box dye contains metallic salts which when combined with bleach basically melts the hair on contact. She’s retarded, just because it’s “soft” doesn’t mean she can slap bleach on her extremely processed hair again. Also, as for professional services, she’s not about to drop that much on her hair. She’s always done it herself and instead of root touch up, she just double bleached and toned and then her hair melted off. Why she’s so fixated on ~being blonde~ when she has no permanent place to live or any prospect of a job, let alone keeping one is beyond me. But again, this is junkie bpd queen Tuna, the most superficial and delusional cow on this site.
No. 885587
>>885584I live in her general area. It will cost her like $400 to go blonde from where she's at now, probably more than that, because it would be color correction. I also doubt any salon is going to want to risk doing anything to her hair.
For reference I just went and got cut and single process regular ass color touch up, it was $180 (plus tip. I bet she wouldn't tip).
She should be saving every cent of her paycheck (lol she's not gonna work) to pay for RENT. Since she has been sitting on her ass her entire adult life, she's going to be making $15hr.
If she works 40 hours a week (lol we know this won't happen), she will be lucky to take home $500/week. $2000/mo. All to rent.
She's so entitled, it's infuriating.
No. 885589
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>>885587I don’t think she’s done the math yet. she has no concept of money or time whatsoever, because everything has always been handed to her (or she stole it).
also, this post is two months old, but is/was Luna claiming unemployment benefits?
No. 885593
>>885589She probably got paid from that weird socks on pots person a few hundred dollars on a 1099 (no tax withheld etc) and thought she could somehow claim unemployment since she "worked". She wouldn't have gotten anything… they only allowed that during the beginning of the pandemic. You can't claim unemployment on a 1099 because you don't pay the unemployment tax.
She's probably never worked a job where she got an actual paystub with taxes taken out.
No. 885603
>>885583seconding this! please next OP!
>>885580please use this too!
No. 885610
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her landlord can literally just throw everything out lmao
No. 885613
>>885504Gonna assume you’re lying if you don’t post pics.
>>885539Lurch to himself as he gets a boner while stealing a dollar store plushie for Luna’s horde
>>885561This bitch is so brusk and unpleasant to everyone chatting with her on social media, it cracks me up. I really wanted to see her in a shared common space AirBnB scenario just to see how she interacted with other human beings for once. Being a massive shut-in made her into an anti-social weirdo.
No. 885614
>>885584Sagetown but I am a natural blonde that decided to box color my hair black for a while and when I finally went to a professional to get my hair back to normal my hair literally smoked and melted and I had to have a big chop and they said it was a chemical reaction from the metallic in the box dye
Never again
(blog) No. 885621
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No. 885623
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Lurch is carrying on as usual
No. 885631
>>885629she read on WebMD that this is a symptom, but her symptoms are the
worst symptoms of any BPD ever
No. 885645
>>885643But it's okay nonna she has thousands save for 6 month upfront rent remember?
For the love of god someone make a new thread, I don't wanna lose any milk in the coming days!
No. 885652
>>885649What’s done is done,
nonnie. Mistakes were made. Shit happens.