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Summary:>26 year old "sober" heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on-and-off “sex worker”>Has overdosed 5+ times>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides shitty art and poetry>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive ED>Started dating her (now 43) year old “fiancé” Matthew (known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”. They’ve been together now for 8 years>Romanticizes the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, etc>Constantly buys cheap shit on Amazon with her dad's credit card while complaining about being penniless
Historical Milk:>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lost the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s sick dad) by squatting in his apartment and leeching off his social security until he died. They were soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom poverty home, ultimately drives her mother to relapse and go to inpatient >>795390>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spreads ashes on her face
Sex Worker Saga:>Then began a “sex work” career, taking grimy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money, looking more and more dead in every photo>Made premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829>Anon leaks a ‘commission’ video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, then takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off >>758647 WARNING: SAD AS FUCK >>758661>SW CAREER IS OVER >>760386>“Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turns up after being sent the dad video >>761016, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her SW twitter. Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037>Returns to sex work >>805775, >>810203 >A year later, anon drops “lurch gyrating Luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” vids that they bought but didn’t leak at the time: >>811491, >>811554
Eviction/Sobriety Saga:>LUNA AND LURCH ARE GETTING EVICTED >>802600, >>810637 >Luna uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker >>811724 >Electricity gets shut off >>813209 and Luna continues to refer to the owner of the apartment as "her landlord" despite admitting on facebook that they're not supposed to be there >>813354>EVIL TOXIC MOM arc turns into THE MHA GASLIT MY MOM, A MENTALLY ILL WOMAN arc >>813340>The apartment door lock has broken, Luna and lurch build sad little barricades >>816475, >>815981>The cops pay a visit >>813338 and find drugs, paraphernalia and a knife. Charges are filed against Lurch >>819990, >>822424, >>824442>As a result, Lurch now has to submit drug tests on the reg, and Luna allegedly actually detoxes from heroin (while still using methadone and/or weed, other opiates and/or benzos) >>821718, >>822657, >>823499, >>823823, >>824260>Luna keeps claiming to be sober >>824858, >>825465, >>827008 despite still taking fucking Xanax >>825462>”Abusive” dad relapses >>825466, is “dying” >>825993, >>826190, Meanwhile, Luna says it’s a “slap in the face” that her mother dares to be high around her >>826257>Freaks out incessantly on Reddit about her and Lurch’s stimmy checks as it’s clearly their own income>Luna and Lurch are attacked by neighbor’s pitbulls totally not while stealing >>831109
Assault Saga:>Luna claims to have been raped by a stranger in her building >>840784, >>840941 Anons infight about whether or not she's telling the whole truth>Reports the rape to the police >>841832, >>841834, It seems to go quite well>Police now don't entirely believe her rape story >>843957, now suspect her of submitting a falsified statement>Luna gets psych warded >>846413, Calls it the "worst day of her life" but not explaining why, posts unsettling selfies with her ekg stickers still on >>846458>Seems to be police-related >>847120, Current theory is she lost her shit when she took all of her klonopin and psych wouldn't give her more
RECENT MILK:>Luna makes a trip to hospital after getting stabby with her wrist while filing taxes >>879532 , >>879535 , >>879540
Milks her injury for sympathy >> 879961 , >>879964
e-begging for money >>879569
and scrapbooking >>879691
Lurch shows some oddly placed anger towards the Dollar Tree knife rather than his mentally vacant girlfriend >>879538>Luna thinks about creating an OF to supplement her thriving SW career >>879663>One of Luna's followers drags her for her questionable sobriety and frequent e-begging >>879666
But Luna is totally sober and hasn't publicly e-begged for YEARS! >>879667>Luna cuts off her mother after she allegedly steals shampoo, a wash rag, a jewelry box, and some nicotine patches while house sitting for her >>879692
Lurch corroborates Luna's story >>879734
, >> 879735>Still asking Reddit to find housing for her >>879819 , >> 880369 , >>880477 , >>880489>A bleak look at Luna's deteriorating body >>880478>Luna finds out her tumblr got nuked>>881228
; creates a new account >>881780>Yet another failure in seeking housing >>882011>Luna announces the possibility of securing a housing arrangement via AirBnB- most likely with the help of evil dad's money >>882209 , >>882335
Previous thread: >>>/pt/879529
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Thank you Nonna. The pic and title ate chief's kiss. Great job !
Can't wait for the air bnb saga and "I lost 85% of my belongings, yes, even my cute and beloved pink chair. Plz donate bb" to start.
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Second time she mentions ODing six times after going from four to five since she's been "sober".
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This one was deleted fast
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Some of the best pics of Luna, simply stunning. Now that she's found a place to live she's glowing up again.
Luna: 1 Lolcow:0
Stay bitter fat ugly wannabe-bully losers, you'll never get your homeless saga.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
I see this photo and think "well..ok, she could potentially clean up well if she actually dressed herself in clean clothing
Then I see this pic and all hope is lost:>>882480
Not really a nitpick, anon's just implying that when her dumbass starts taking nudes in that airbnb it could possibly lead to someone reporting them or the landlord finding out.
Milkwise, this is my tinfoil:>Ebil dad agrees to pay 6 months of rent for an apartment only if Tuna sobers up and gets a job>Tuna instead lies about finding a place and it's actually an airbnb>dad doesn't know or question how she got a place, just happy she has somewhere to live and thinks this is the beginning to her changing>in reality tuna fully expects to laze around for 6 more months and then cry to dad for more rent money>he goes ballistic on her when she does get kicked out>cue "daddyyy is so meeean to me" post
The end of july really couldn't come faster kek.
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how will she show how sad and tortured she is now that the bandage is off and her stitches are being removed??
What hip to waist ratio, at least in the photo you're talking about? Fucking kek.>the fact that she's finally found housing and is generally looking healthy and happy really gives me hope she'll finally decide to turn her life around?
I'd hardly call staying in an AirBNB housing.
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>>882614>doesn't matter when the rest of you is the size of a school bus anyway
It's always great when anons bring the delusional people back to reality.
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Some people just don’t carry as much fat around their face and neck as others can at a similar weight. Once someone gets to deathfat level it’s a roll of the dice where their body decides to store all that extra fat.
Also, filters working overtime.
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weight distribution varies greatly between people. Tess Holliday (years ago, around 2014-2015) was (?) a great example of a deathfat with a thin face. Pear Chan (picrel which was before filters too) wasn’t quite deathfat levels yet but also benefited from the same luck. Luna has years of practicing her angles and filters, lots and lots of filters.
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nope, while she was there he was on Twitter as usual
Girl what??? Ratio where?? When Luna goes from “fucking gross” to “average sloppy” some of ya’ll really want to pile onf the unneeded praise.>>882607
Who would have thought that her body would be decent compared to where we are now. tragic.
tuna’s nasty every size and shape she comes in. the
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it was extremely evident immediately after she fried half of her hair off. her genetics are just SO shitty in every single way. literally looks like someone with alopecia wearing a bad party city wig
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If you look above the hand on her hip, right at the top you’ll see a sliver of skin between her hand and tube top. >>882457
Her butt keeps going passed the hand. Connect the above hand skin to the butt and that’s where her waist actually is. You can see the thick waist oddity in >>882480
Her mid section sticks out further and higher than the back of her tube top with the angle she’s on.
Her entire life is getting high and taking poor excuses for wannarexic
selfies, she’s learned how to pose. Plus she threw on a skinny filter, did a three quarter turn, and kept her other arm out of the picture so her broad shoulders/lunch lady arms don’t shatter the illusion. The arm in the pic is mostly cropped out/hidden by her hair for this reason.
Wood floors show damage just at much as carpet and it can be more expensive to fix sometimes. They can stain super easily from pet urine and the scratches from the debris will show also. These poor fucks don’t know what they’ve done letting them stay.
Remember back in the day when she would get high and “clean” which was just moving and rearranging shit from one room to the other.
It’s wild to me they they just don’t wash…anything. Like she’s get stuff from her wish list and we just watch the items get grimier and grimier post by post…is haunting honestly lmao
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i’m sorry but this video is so funny
the mouth breathing, the shoving of her stitches into the camera and then immediately fixing her tits and hair and attempting to lay back seductively only to just violently thump
she will never change
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god fucking damn it, I know her hair is fried and dirty and that's why but I'm envious of the volume…if I put my hair in a bun I look like an entire Trunchbull, which is what she SHOULD (and probably does, sans filters) look like…
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looks like the airb&b didn’t okay out because she’s so desperately looking for a place to live.
Like the other anon above said, she means somewhere to live permanently. She's assuming the AirBnB will be temporary right now… until they attempt to live there for free.
Daddy paid for 6 months already so this is happening.
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i get what you’re saying lol even without hair spray and teasing her hair volume is still enviable. when she had that really short bob it was more evident, she had a (unflattering) triangle edna mode shape going on whereas when i had a bob my 5 hairs just stuck to my face. it’s the only thing i’ll ever envy about her. even tho her hair is beyond fried.
everything else about her is absolutely repulsive. the fucked up jaw? the beady little eyes? the benzo eye?? the flat ass? pepperoni nipples??? heroin addiction on its own ?? i would rather just have thin hair lmfao
I AI generated this from your text.
"Purpose & Inspiration
My goal was to put Luna’s real raw emotions on a page, with her personality, thinking, and expressions. I wanted to show that Luna is a broken person, a heart on the verge of being broken and never repaired, just like everyone. I also wanted to give Luna a voice; not just telling people how sad she is and how she wished she had died, but showing people that just because you think you’re bad, you’re not, and you should be in a perfect place, doesn’t mean the person sitting in the kitchen is happy, that they’re actually going to do you any favors by sharing their positive thoughts. To show that you can be fucked up and still not feel the need to feel better about it.
From the very start, I set out to write a book about the “tragic lows” of Luna’s life, and that’s exactly what it is, I mean if you read a lot of NA books, then you’ll know what I mean, and to me that was the point. I wanted to put my own interpretation on her life. I think what made Luna so special was that despite her difficult life, she found something to make her happy. That’s the only positive thing she has. I also wanted to show that the right person can change your life. I needed to tell her story in the worst possible way, so she would never ever forget that she has a dream to live, and she is really meant to be here, in a good way. Her dream was to get famous and to meet a celebrity. I always told her that she’s here to have a great time, and be someone to people, you can’t be a “shit bag” and not give a fuck, that’s not what life is about.
Special thanks to everyone who helped me get this book done!
All in all, this is a book about love, and life, and not caring about what everyone thinks about you, and being yourself. These are the themes that I hope everyone can find in Luna’s story. If you’re still reading, then thank you, and please check out the special dedication page!"
AI is more skilled a writer than Luna >>you can’t be a “shit bag” and not give a fuck, that’s not what life is about.
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The state of the slim parts of the room we can see never fail to disgust me absolute barf
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that fucking stain in the background
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Except Lurch's memoirs are about Lurch' life. Tuna would be mentioned not even by name but just qthe title of gf. But of course she loves to say he's her fiance>>883089
Keeeek she's handwriting his 800 pg mEmOir… I'd love to see her bring in her handwritten fictional story about Lurch and her to a publisher.
How many pictures a day do we think she takes?>>883141
I love you so much, chairanon. Thank you for your service.>>883177
I also love the archivists. Thank you!>>883198
Those who know graphic design is their passion, this is your time to shine! We beg you.
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posting this here on the off chance she still reads this thread. maybe it would behoove you to apply to even a single job luna
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You just beat me to it nonnie
kek, so funny how she complains about not being given to access to meds but it’s clear the only reason she has to wait months is because she has already abused the meds given to hear, going inpatient would most likely be the best thing for her so no wonder she doesn’t want to do it, the bitch is allergic to making any positive changes in her life clearly
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just reuploading for the comment
“I refuse to go”>just go
“I can’t uwu”
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Who does she so badly not want to do intake? Whats so bad about it? (I'm honestly not familiar)
Or was she just hoping they'd throw some benzos and shit at her immediatley?
So much to do? Like lazing around playing video games and taking selfies? Certainly not throwing out your broken gamer chair or boxing anything up. Honestly I don’t think there’s a cow on this whole site that would benefit more
from being monitored most of the day.
she’d have to give up her online life support for an indeterminate amount of time, nonnie
we all know tuna fish can’t live without the interwebs
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AirBnB still happening and some other bullshit excuses.
My face exactly. I get so tired of hearing her say that she just needs her birth certificate, etc, or they'd be married by now.
Girl, no. You wouldn't be married even if you did have those things. Which aren't that hard to obtain! You're both just lazy ass junky scum who are stuck together.
The only redeeming choice I see from all this time casually watching this shit show is she hasn’t gotten pregnant by the wooden cigar store Indian within those 8 years. Can you image how much more depressing it would be with a fucking child.>>883301
Idk how it works in New York but in my state both of those issues are simple fixes with a DMV visit and like $35 dollars give or take. I wish more people in her comments would just dig into her for how fucking dumb she sounds.
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i’ve been following her since about 2011 and remember her having unprotected sex in high school. when she first met lurch they were having sex daily if not a couple times (according to her many, many posts anyway) all unprotected bcuz theyre fucking stupid. this went on for a couple years until suddenly luna was “sex repulsed” however still made SW content for clients involving lurch in which they didn’t use protection (there are unfortunately videos of them having full intercourse in previous threads) - with over a decade of drug abuse from her, and decadeS of drug abuse from him, it’s no surprise they wouldn’t be able to conceive. plus, she supposedly has PCOS and has said many times she doesn’t get her period for long stretches of time and then gets very heavy randomly. this means she’s likely not ovulating regularly. even if a fertilized egg were to successfully implant in her uterine wall, it would abort mission almost immediately with her CVS diet, no exercise, and benzo abuse. we can consider both of them infertile as of right now. at this point i do not think they have sex anymore, anyways.
what gets me is shes mentioned “maybe having a kid” in the past year, and first of all - NO! and second of all - with your current lifestyle and geriatric partner, it’s not going to happen
have drug addicts had babies before? sure, look at luna herself. but did they defeat a million odds to get to 40 weeks? yeah, absolutely. chemical pregnancies are common in perfectly healthy women, and 1000000x more common in women who abuse drugs. and if not a CP, the fetus dies in utero at some point
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I’m getting flashbacks to that one video where toilet paper falls out of her while he’s trying to take her oh lord
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combined her three photos into one, but jesus why does she need all this goop? shouldn't she be busy packing or something? i guess a "friends mom" helped her out, huh she must be named fivefingerrule. also the state of her bedsheets jfc.
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The cost of these two items are pricey! What level of delusion does she live in that she expects people to believe that they spend that type of money on her? If so why not ask to live with that friend's mom
Someone on KF described it looking like Lurch was playing an uncooperative banjo in that video. I still think about it too, nonnie
. The anon that decided to leak that over a year later was truly a sadist. But the banjo imagery softens the flashback.
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Took a bit of a turn
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jesus christ i’m not dermatologist but i’m pretty sure one good exfoliate and one good moisturizer (and maybe like, Differin if you have acne) would be better than randomly applying all of this goop
hell, doing the caveman routine w/ zero product at all would probably be better than slathering 50000 goops
Why did you post this?
Dare I wonder which thread has the Tuna Lurch porno?
it’s in the thread header
A year later, anon drops “lurch gyrating Luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” vids that they bought but didn’t leak at the time: >>811491
Yeah I saw that so nicely laid out for me and I watched it and I promptly lost a part of myself.
Literally looks like two special needs people attempting to have sex. I guess that's what it is, really.
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Seriously, they look like two people who JUST found out what sex is
Quite literally just in and out over and over with Luna looking like she’s gonna shit herself
Wow. It’s as bad as I remembered it. Lurch dead eyed staring at the camera as he displays his idea of great sex which is apparently jiggling Tunas waterlogged corpse looking ass so vigorously about half a roll of toilet paper fell out. So. Many. Questions.
The one question I do not have is why Luna became ‘sex repulsed’ after being with Lurch.
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> Literally looks like two special needs people attempting to have sex. I guess that's what it is, really.
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Damn the cow says she’s actually going to “drop her ego” and get a customer service job! I’ll believe it when I see it, couldn’t see her lasting more than a week after dealing with some Karens.
announcing plans to do something later
is usually a precursor to not doing it. she just wants the asspats for considering being productive eventually.
"i'll do better tomorrow" then tomorrow comes and breaking bad habits is hard so you just don't, because… there's always tomorrow. rinse and repeat and you're suddenly in your mid 20s with your mid 40s "fiance' being evicted from your trashed squat and you're still a loser
all she has achieved is having less pictures of needles on her social media
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Crazy that this is exactly what she was up to a year ago, crazier still they’ve been conjuring up this “AirBnB” story this long only to squat in Mama Tuna’s place. Like for a whole year afterwards.
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More from the last time someone tried to get them to leave re: Luna’s mom’s case worker saw her sobriety was at risk. Nostalgia for the days the carpets didn’t crunch when they walked on them.
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Why is it so… Square
why does this stupid bitch think she’s too good for customer service in the first place? I guess because she’s had everything just handed to her, so she somehow thinks she’s better than everyone else? anyone working PT flipping burgers at McDonald’s is automatically better than Luna. and the anon who said this heifer doesn’t know the value of money because she’s never actually worked was bang on.
my favorite thing about Luna is how she steals all this cheap cheap CHEAP skincare and contorts her body and filters her pics into oblivion, but she still just looks like a steaming pile of garbage at all times.
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Advertising prostitution on insta stay classy tuna>>883662
Her excessive posting of normal everyday shit normal people buy really makes it look like she stole it all and is on that stealing high and can’t shut up about it
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>>883684>it’s like ALR thinking she’s got a big ass because she’s flattened it into a shelf.
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holy fuck that her body looks like it's been molded out of kinetic sand
I was about to say. How on earth can you even get your body to look like this. Like I’m not one to sit on lolcow and talk shit about appearances that really can’t be helped, but this is a human shape I’ve never seen before.
I don’t see Luna as being cut out for dealing with people at work. It’s really a balance of being firm, in control, but polite when interacting with your average customer. It’s almost like working with children. Plus if Luna worked in a retail setting, she would be stealing shit all day, it probably wouldn’t last long.
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Picrel is all I see when she posts this kind of shit >>883705softly nonny
That's just cursed thinking
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Lmfao yeah dude it's a real mystery.
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>>883743>calls cat a “princess”
Catfags are so fucking retarded, and that cat is hideous >>883705
Fucking kek are you high, nona? Or just trolling?
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have four cats and they’ve never had this issue. my husband used to foster litters of kittens (20+ sometimes) and never saw this with healthy cats
according to google it is a symptom of nervous systems damage, anxiety, or eye infection
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can’t wait for the Airbnb saga
Why do retarded, ugly, disgusting, curdled foreskin smelling mutt lovers like this always feel the need to announce to everyone their dog nuttery and force their mutts and mutt love onto others by diminishing the best pet on this earth, the beautiful, intelligent and charismatic cat? And feel the need to diminish their owners too? Yes we know you're a mentally ill mutt lover and your stinkin', worthless, ugly, retarded, diseased, shit eating, shit machine mutts suck. Like who are you trying to convince otherwise kek next time I see a mutt i'll kick it just for you.
Come on Nonnie
- the only animals we should be trashing here are sow Luna and ape Lurch.
Take your meds, you dumb bitch. What is with all this unhinged autism in the farms today? >>883771>>883773
Bless you sane, compassionate nonnies. >>883748
Poor kitty really needs a veterinarian assessment and a much better home. The Air BnB saga is going to be such a mess
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god i want that poor baby to find safety AWAY from them so badly>>883746
she's only "hideous" because she has medical deformities that her hellish vile narc humans refuse to take her to the vet for. why would you take it out on the neglected animal and not the negligent owners? catsperg anon needs to log off but so do you>>883748
about the Airbnb's, they do allow pets a pretty decent amount of the time and there's a toggle option to filter by whether they're pet-friendly or not. I've had to do this a lot because I couldn't leave my cat alone while out of town traveling when he was a kitten, but you do have to be a responsible pet owner (i.e. bare minimum cleaning up after yourself lol) and i have zero faith in her doing that. wouldn't be surprised if she didn't even book a pet-friendly place and/ or didn't tell the owners she has a cat and it ends up becoming a problem.
Thank you nonnie
. I use the pet friendly option for my dogs too but just for hotels. Even if I had a cat I would too tbh. I just didn’t know if that was an option. This is going to be a shitshow and I hope pumpkin is the only one that makes out for the best. Can’t wait until she is safe and away from these…uhhh…I can’t even call them humans.
I agree and it's insane considering she has literally none of the things that employers look for. She has no evidence of consistent/long-term work history, no degree, no skills, nothing. She can't even show up looking clean and professional and be pleasant, normal, sober, and easily trainable.
On what basis does she have such an ego that she believes she's more qualified for an office job than the people working at McDonald's or in a call center? They at least have more experience than her. I just can't believe she's that delusional. It must be 100% an excuse to avoid being hired so she doesn't have to work.
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Lol, she's gonna complain about all the scary black people uwu
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one of the posts she replied to.
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She was never blessed in the body department but damn it's crazy to think this was just 3 years ago. (from thread #21 >>591868
Getting attention from strangers online is her life support. Can't get proper asspats if you're 6 ft. under.>>883824
Talking about the topic at hand is definitely not a sperg. Especially since there's a cat/dog sperg right above. Scroll past it, no one is holding you at gun point to read it.
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She's gonna squat there, bet. Pity whoever rents to her.
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She could draw pretty well when she was 16/17 like in this promo poster she did years ago
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Same pic, vastly diff caption for diff audiences.
I hope the person renting out the place is there to greet them to see that they fully intend on moving in.>>883957
I want to pay2neverseethisshitagain.>>883958
Evil hated mom gave her evil loved drugs, what an evil thing to do.>>883962
Looks like she got hungry for 4mg between these pics >>883957
Fupa looks like a crinkled plastic crisps bag
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Not only is she too retarded to post properly, but she was stupid enough to say that she's too good for a job anywhere despite being nearly homeless.
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IG dump incoming
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Who buys her lingerie, I feel like she keeps posting new underwear, is it stolen?
Please no one tell me her dad buys this shit for her
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How is this even possible?
You can, I guess, make the argument that sex work is difficult because of all the networking and know-how involved, needing to maintain a sexy appearance, putting work into pictures and video/lives. Luna does NONE of this, she throws on some cheap ugly lingerie and sucks in her flabby stomach and takes snapchat pics and posts them all for free on reddit and thinks she's a hardworking sex worker. this, to her, is her definition of hardworking.
It's actually hilarious how she doesn't even have the work ethic or intelligence to hold down a food service job. she doesn't even know how to clean or cook for herself at nearly 30. You can see how delusional she is saying she's "lowering her standards" by getting a customer service job when that kind of work wouldn't even look twice at her with how useless she is.
Track marks of bedbug bites? They come in 3s.
Also titty zit
What an ufortunate looking body. Other fat chicks her age don't look that bad. >>883962
Those are lyrics to a Hole's song.
This shit is how I found out about Luna in the first place I’m friends with a bunch of the bands in that scene
and she’s how I found the board. I will never, ever understand how someone with so much potential and who STILL has an out would willingly throw it all away to play house with an ugly, filthy, drug addicted, pedophilic, useless waste of space. Blows my fucking mind.
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def track marks. they’re exactly where she used to use.
i doubt she ever stopped heroin fully but at least we have proof she’s using again, now that she’s posting unhinged nudes and not hiding her track marks
makes sense since every time she tells her OD sob story on reddit, she adds an additional OD
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She didn’t really look like this for long and this is just one of the better pictures. I swear everyone forgets she was fatter than she is now when she was younger. She’s always been tragic.>>883958
No redeemable qualities.>>884011
When we say “bought by dad” or any variation, we mean she has her dad’s credit card or access to his Amazon account not that he literally chooses things for her.>>884014
If it’s not armpit fat, it’s axiliary or accessory breast tissue.
Why pay when you're giving away nudes for free, you sweaty bitch. It must smell like full blown dirty booty in that place.>>884056>okay proportions
Have you seen her thighs or arms? At all?
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is interesting to me. I’d love to know why >>883950
believes this is Luna’s work. Because picrel was Luna’s work in 2014 (bonus 2016 scam in third panel) and unless Luna has simply devolved in every single aspect of her life, there’s no way those were her skills 10 years ago and merely 2 years later she was producing picrel.
Some of her shitty poetry, it’s too long to screenshot so sorry about the long post
I. i remember as a child
marrying my plushies while i wore rose colored glasses
not even realizing how broke we were, that my home, the only one i’d ever known, was about to be sold
or that my mom left so early every morning cos she was going to the methadone clinic
i was going to therapy at age seven or eight, playing puzzle games while i talked about my dad smacking me across the face in front of my only friends for accidentally drooling on him cos of my massive overbite
watching my mom get thrown against our red garage door by the police for stealing a watch
while i screamed bloody murder from behind the window scream, begging, pleading, sobbing, “please don’t take my mommy away”
over and over and over and over
II. and this is the normal life i thought i was living
I thought i must be rich like every single other kid around me, I had no idea we were on food stamps - i thought i was normal… even when my father dragged me onto his 29th story balcony to scream at me and put down my every insecurity
and eight year old me truly considered suicide by jumping, first time i felt suicidal
but i still thought all was well.
III. every apartment i’ve ever moved into after the house sold was slightly worse and slightly smaller than the last, until I ended up where I am now, where I got raped, by a stranger in the “lobby”
on camera yet the cops still said I wanted it
a man smashed my window in cos he was off his meds. all there is now is a wooden board over it
this building has all the crack one could ever need
I feel sick, ill, empty, but most importantly - so so scared. for my life. if i even have a future left. fear is crippling.
IV. I spent decades with no emotions towards dying but I think fear of death is much worse - i miss not being scared to die
i’ve overdosed, blue lips, death rattle, cold to the touch, six times, but here I am, still breathing
definitely the ideal way to die - it’s like going into a warm, gentle slumber
BUT I DONT WANT 2 DIE
there’s too many things to do
I don’t want to be a wilting flower, just wanna grow more appendages, and watch my leaves, rubber leaves, turn greens and pinks - but i’m still scared… if never… accomplishing… anything…. truly
I feel like a rag, a couple uses before it stinks and ends up in the trash.
V. the internet disgusts me, so much disgusts me - on the daily i have identity crisis’ and wonder who the fuck i am!
who AM I?
without my platinum mop on my head I feel even more confused
I don’t know who is staring back at me in the mirror - i’m a blob of confusion and shitty makeup
VI. i’m so filled with fear that i’ll never accomplish what I truly want
I’m 26 but I feel so old
it hurts realizing my art ain’t all that - my writing is subpar
all i’ve got, though
I’m loved but my own self hatred seems to override that
the mirror mocks me - one moment i think i may be beautiful and then i remember that i’m not
i’m just me, whatever that means
whatever that lunar eclipses on my birthday, or the stars in the sky and planets in the universe decide is me
but it still doesn’t tell me the answer… who the fuck am I?
VII. nothing that exists my mouth is good enough for you, why does it feel like you’re working against me when we were built to be a team? i’m losing it… you
IIX. i want to sit on the clouds and laugh at those below and instead, i’m the goddamn joke I don’t want to be the joke
I don’t want to be, period
nothing but a dream, but i’ve lost my wings and my heart.
I live inside somewhere close to hell, stepping on hot coals barefoot
I feel no pain, and I feel all the pain
fear is starting to consume me when the one I love says the words, “nothing left to lose”
my parents never protected me and never will but you, you’re supposed to protect me…
IX. I am not immune to this type of fucking fear
roses roses roses
petal, skull, petal, skull
my hearts gonna grow wings and fly straight outta my chest
but i won’t die, my eyes water with the threat of more pain. i never signed up for this kind of hurt, I was born into it
X. I just want to be married - but it’s too much to ask after eight years
more aspirin, benedryl
xanax doesn’t even take the edge off anymore, cos there’s no edge left - it’s so much stronger, my chest feels emptied out
like my chest was contained in a glass bottle that burst when it couldn’t contain my spirit anymore
XI. take the knife, the needle, anything that hurts or numbs
I just wanna be numb
I can feel the tears escaping my eyes but all I feel is nothing
emptiness, clouds, open skies
I sold my soul and didn’t get a goddamn thing in return
this amount of pain is too much for one girl to take
LESS THAN HUMAN, as always.
idk if there’s any typos i don’t feel like reading over i copied this from my notebook writings poetry
Sorry I missed the op content but this is too cute nonny >>884097
I'd much rather see her art than this word vomit, it's so bad
luna if you're gonna use roman numerals in every poem, at least get them right.
every single one of her poems is the same. her writing will never be good, but would it kill her to pick a different subject?
same anon as above
i didn’t think that maybe she was lying back in like 2012 or whenever it was. she didn’t come across as a liar back then. just kind of snooty.
but as far as i know she did draw this and post receipts
She definitely drew this and your humblebrag is cringe. You think this dude remembers every single tour poster he had commissioned? How do you know "a friend" of his didnt commission this from Luna? It sounds like you messaged this guy out of the blue about his association with a notorious drug addict, and he gave you a non-answer about a fake nameless "friend"
Music spergs on lolcow lmfao
They got me double-thinking it too. Luna has a specific signature she adds to her art, why is the signature on the poster different? I can’t tell what it says, looks like “Seloli” or something. The handwriting looks totally different, too.
I feel like I remember there being evidence she did in fact draw this in a past thread but I’m not about to hunt for it. Signs just point to this missing Luna’s typical fingerprints.
because she started doing H and realized she can get away with putting absolutely no effort into her drawings and just call it a “style”. that being said, her new “style” that she randomly acquired in like 2014 is just a rip off of daniel johnson’s art.
also, “artists” (used loosely here) change styles all the time. do none of y’all know anyone who draws? seriously?
questioning was due to >>884074
‘s account but what made it somewhat credible was the signature. Which >>884124
also has noticed. Of course styles change, nothing I’ve seen of Luna is similar to the original but I stumbled upon her later than some of you, you might all be right.
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People on lolcow always seem to forget that she really isn't ugly and at the peak of her internet fame she was one of the coolest Tumblr/indie hipster girls out there with thousands of reblogs on her pics. When people call me a troll for supporting Luna and refusing to say she's ugly that's how I know they're new here… I literally used to follow Luna since her teens and my side blogs with inspo looks was filled with her. She really nailed the aesthetic and didn't become a disheveled mess until recently… but she's definitely not naturally ugly, it's just the drugs.
Just say you like cracked out white women and go nonnie
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As someone who has followed Luna forever I’m inclined to agree with you re: her not being ugly, but rather the drugs, complete lack of hygiene, overall shit lifestyle and constant weight fluctuation has absolutely destroyed her body, it’s actually depressing to see a woman in her mid twenties wreck herself to such a monumental magnitude. Plus like nearly all cows she’s a real life iteration of picrel
Every single «decent» picture of Luna of any era has at least 20 of pictures of the same era that show the horrifying reality. You’d realise this, of course, if you were able to be objective. > my side blogs with inspo looks was filled with her.
And? For all we know you could be as tragic as her, if not more.> didn't become a disheveled mess until recently…
And here’s how I know you’re unable to be unbiased. There are pictures from 5-6 years ago undistinguishable from >>884043
and the rest but whatever you need to tell yourself to keep the flame burning.
All of those pics are from after her junkie blog being outed, so idk what you’re talking about it being her tumblr peak. Have you even slightly zoomed into those photos? Fucking nightmare material.
You guys need to raise your standards, unless you’re grimes fatties too, in which case it makes sense.
>>884097>I don’t want to be a wilting flower, just wanna grow more appendages,>but i’m still scared… if never… accomplishing… anything…. truly>i’m a blob of confusion and shitty makeup
Idk what you jealous bitches are talking about, this is some of Luna's best work.>roses roses roses, petal, skull, petal, skull
This is "rain and petals eavesdrop"-tier art, gorls.
>>884082>unless Luna has simply devolved in every single aspect of her life, there’s no way those were her skills 10 years ago
all of the art posted above is abysmal, they would be cute doodles in the margins of a notebook at the absolute
best. I don’t see why any of these pics would point towards her “skills” “devolving” when it’s all equally unsightly
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I mean, all of those things you mentioned are a part of the aesthetic though. I think that's what anon is trying to say, not that she was ever a beauty queen, but that she was very on-brand for the subculture she was in and did a decent enough job of emulating it that she had followers who thought she was cool.
If you go look at pictures of the most famous punks or grunge musicians many of them were pretty gross most of the time too. It was a part of the appeal for their demographic.
Again, not saying I think Luna's pretty, just clarifying some of what that anon is saying.
she literally had a track mark which eventually led to an abscess in that plaid skirt pic
you just be new as fuck here huh?
also she’s always been ugly. i’m not one to comment on her body but facially she is a nightmare. big ass overbite, mouth breather, beady eyes, drool everywhere
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This is the last year we saw her without benzos, bare minimum. While I’m sure she was a nice enough girl, she was still fucked up lookin. This is from that video of hers with Tai, rest in peace, and l’est we forget when Tuna milked Tai’s death for heroin donations. And when she milked her grandma’s death for heroin donations. We often forget how much of a scumbag she is. She’s not a some previously Tumblr famous, beautiful tragic story about drugs and sex and love. She’s just a piece of shit, absolute scum of the earth waste of oxygen. Maybe not in this video, but not long after that.
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It’s all trash, the decline was going from >>883950
which is apparent even if they’re only “doodles”.>>884167>>884174> This is "rain and petals eavesdrop"-tier art, gorls.> rain and petals eavesdrop, i drank the wrong juice carton
I love you, Nonas.
“old shein lingerie” after an anon questioned who pays for this underwear… she’s really lurking the boards lately and i would tinfoil that she’s the one wking over her hasbeen days if it weren’t for the coherent sentences lmao.
her body looks beyond repair. with her face cut out of these photos you’d think she’s a mom in her 40s, some friends her age doubled in size over covid and lost weight and they still have an elasticity and vibrancy to their skin. they might be bigger but they still look healthy and hot in their two pieces. it’s not a size thing with luna… it’s total self neglect that has ravaged her looks. there’s the riot grrrl grime but you could at least tell that most of those people washed in the tumblr heyday it was just proud excess hair and distressed clothing. luna definitely looked cleaner to say the least. but rediscovering her on tumblr at the time of rogers dying uwu ebeg with that crusty mouth and party city wig of bleached hair it’s safe to say she didn’t look cool or good then. there’s nothing aesthetic about plushies that look like they’ve been scavenged from abandoned homes with toxic
mould on bed sheets so filthy that they deserve their own special on tlc.
tl;dr : for someone sober she’s falling looks wise and still not hit rock bottom & this is a tlc level of cow for living in filth alone.
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>>884182> But that wasn’t her peak on Tumblr
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I’m talking about these photos. They’re years apart. The photo you posted, yes, that was her “peak”.
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nonnita pls I'm gonna have a fuckin asthma attack laughing at this>>884241
This is like that Star Wars scene with Leia chained up to Jabba the Hutt. Except in this case, Leia is
Jabba the Hutt. Do you guys think she fucks her hair up on purpose before she takes pics? This looks so bad.
Another AI Luna poem (inspired by the real thing):
I. “no, no, no, don’t take my mommy”
i became the baby everyone wanted to take home from the hospital
i was the kid everybody hated because of my precocious language skills
i was like an animal at a place of worship
liked to wear princess dresses and ruffles
wore pink lipstick with a red and black outline around my mouth
i was an insomniac
i wasn’t potty trained
i couldn’t do any of the other activities, like soccer or gymnastics, because i didn’t know what to do with my hands when i did anything, the sores on my palms or how to make one fist when i lifted the other one
II. i’d stare out my window at the treetops and feel like nothing was good
My dad would find me in the garden barefoot crying over our dying sunflowers
My mom would hold me in her arms until i could catch my breath
i watched the world change around me and wished it could stay the same
i’d be dared to take a bath in the sink
at 6 years old
i would bathe a dirty blanket instead of myself and be sent out to do my chores
moths would be released from the earth right into the water supply
my mom would be drunk, yelling
i’d stare at myself in the mirror and hate my appearance
i’d get dressed and comb my hair
III. i want to be your muse and not in death
my trauma is preventing me from letting go.
how does a body not know they are dead?
even when it feels that way. my body is not dead. but i am.
he told me i deserved to die because i was so nice to him.
that he was sick of being nice, that he wanted to make me bleed and die.
things are getting better.
things are going to get better.
IV. i want to cry, i want to scream
i want to let loose the madness from my soul
but that’s not an easy task when your brain is screaming for help
i wish i could cry - but i don’t know how to.
i don’t know how to cry
i don’t know how to feel.
it’s like sitting in a chair and expecting the chair to speak
like that chair is a loner and doesn’t want to talk
i’m so afraid that i’ll always be alone
and it’s not because I think I’m unlovable - it’s because my brain says i am unlovable, because it’s programming my feelings
that is why i begged to be admitted into the ICU because all i wanted was for them to make me feel something
and they didnt make me feel anything
V. i don’t like who i am, the white motherfucker who doesn’t know who she is
every time i get to the point where i know the answer to what i am
i remember what I like and don’t like and that’s when I lose it
on a bad day, i hate that i have to make myself hate myself
i know i’m better than that but i do it anyways
i’m really in a rough spot right now and so have been my whole life
my mother told me that “unconditional love” isn’t real, that love is conditional
my mother told me that day that i was a fucking cunt
so, fuck her and fuck every single person in my life
VI. in a box, at the bottom of the ocean, in a landfill
i am just nothing and it’s so lonely and it hurts
my eyes are watering and i don’t know why, but i just keep crying
as the tears roll down my face, i can’t make them stop
the world is too much, i can’t cope
how am i supposed to make my way out?
i’m fucked up, i can’t stand it anymore, i’m fighting with everything i have but even that won’t be enough
i need help, i can’t even function properly
i feel dead
i just want to go to sleep
here i am, just like an angel
to be reborn, i feel just like an angel
VII. i do this to myself
i’ve cut myself a thousand times but i’m not aware that i’m doing it
now I can’t even sit through an episode of The Walking Dead without feeling it
i’ve never felt this
there’s something wrong with me, i’ve been abused, raped and even emotionally abused
i’m done with being victimized, i’m done with self-hate, i’m done being afraid
i’m done with all that, i can’t take anymore
so im gonna do this
i’m gonna cry
i’m gonna leave an empty mess
it's all i'm gonna do
the real solution
i’m gonna do
i'm not ready to do shit
She really is and always was. And at the 'peak of her fame' she was still a fucking nobody. 'Thousands' of reblogs, wow. Superstar.
Get help with your obsession, anon.
I wish we could go five minutes without talking about who she used to be and dredging up the same handful of photos but at least this confirms is the same skinwalker that won't let it go.
What AI do you use for this, nonny
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Lmao I lost it at the chair part, imagining the piece of garbage she still hasn’t thrown out.
She should really just use this AI from here on out. It does tuna better than tuna.
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She can't even pretend to miss Roger as a person or feel bad about his death in a way that isn't related to how he inconvenienced her by dying
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Holy mother of Photoshop batman!!!!
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Did you have a brain aneurysm?
This is the best thing I've ever seen in a Luna thread. AI nonnita, you are amazing. Honestly this poem is way better than Luna's work. Honestly pretty okay up until "it’s like sitting in a chair and expecting the chair to speak/like that chair is a loner and doesn’t want to talk" which absolutely sent me.>i’m gonna do>i'm not ready to do shit
Luna in a nutshell right there.
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Imagine the state if she got lash extensions, she’d be more than likely to end up with some sort of infection or something kek
Nta but what? What is >>884294
supposed to show? Photoshop evidence? Where?
Why don't you learn how to apply lipstick and highlighter before worrying about lashes, Tuna.>>884315
You're going to summon the track mark anon.
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Looks like Regan from The Exorcist.
It's her rotting skin, she's had it for a while and mentioned a cream her doctor gave her a few threads ago. I think you can see it on the left eye in this one >>884291
Luna mirrors her pictures a lot so that could explain it jumping around
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Damn, Looking more and more like a lumpy vintage 80s cabbage patch doll every day.
She used the Shea Moisture $6 soap she stole recently >>883662
. She could at least steal some nicer cat food, but she's too self absorbed.
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>>884389>i'm afraid to show weakness
Luna has been showing weakness in the form of whining, e-begging, and posting sad navel gazing "poetry" for years.
She is not strong at all.
I’d LOVE to know what jobs she’s applying to (if she’s not lying). Probably shit she is 100% not qualified for. She could be working fast food or Walmart same day, they’ll hire anyone. She just thinks it’s beneath her.
And why isn’t lurch working ?
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It took two seconds to find the place she rented based on the photo she just posted the transaction showing the website and Mount Vernon which she stated Prev
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>>884291>clearly came from a sewing pattern
What a weird thing to lie about. They're from the company Woman Within that sells plus sized clothing for older women.
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You can see the crop of what she posted matches the air bnb photo, that decor def stands out
With AirBNB you pay month to month prepaid
They obviously don't have the other 5 months saved up to pay for this, otherwise she'd have money for a hotel for two weeks.
Her dad probably offered to pay for a month only, or Lurch really did get a small ass lawsuit settlement.
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The guests are gonna love the added sounds of junkies squabbling as king of the hill plays on repeat
>>884442>Other people renting out rooms in the second floor. It seems the owner and his family have the first floor all to themselves.
RIP to their peace having Luna lumber around upstairs all day long. Luckily she doesn't move very often or for very long kek>>884445Nonnie
how tf did you find that out lmao
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Kek I wonder if Lurch is going to behave himself since there will be weapons on the property.
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Decided to take a look back at the old threads from when I started browsing the farms, here's the quality of selfie our newer anons have to look forward to if she's really back on heroin! Spoilered because holy shit, I forgot just how much more bleak and horrifying it got when she was shooting up
>>884491>grimy striped sack with a $ on it
The way I audibly snort-laughed at this image, topkek nonita>>884484
This is what I see at the end of my bed when I have sleep paralysis
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This is gonna be good.
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Dan must be putting some bad vibes out into the universe to get the gruesome twosome.
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Yeah there’s no way Tuna and Lurch booked that place under their own names, especially given that it’s for 6 months. Ebil dad absolutely booked it for them in his name because I refuse to believe this Dan geezer would have allowed someone to stay at the place where he lives with his family without thoroughly vetting them first. These are the top three results returned when searching her name.
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Airbnb doesn’t give an option to pay 6 months in advance. When you’re renting long term, it is billed a month in advance. You have the option to pay the next payment early as 7 days, but not months in advance. They absolutely have plans to squat. If she had enough money saved for 6 months in advance, she’d had enough for a hotel until the 15th.
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If he's been doing this for a while, he might not be THAT naive when it comes to potential squatters and problem tenants. There's a reason why long-term rentals are less common - lots of scam offers, or sketchy tenants. It's a risk for both parties and I'd imagine he knows this and figured he'd risk it for the potential $$$, but if he is that naive, he's in for a ride with these two.
Biggest red flag imo, you just know they're gonna roll up on day 1 with way more bags than normal, even for long-term, hinting that they don't intend on leaving.
How is this "tenancy after 30 days" possible with air bnbs? Will the owners need to go through the courts to evict them? This seems like a horrible blind spot for Air BNBs
Also I wonder if it's legal to misrepresent yourself as a different person than the original Air BNB profile. They may NOT have permission to enter the establishment because her father is the only person legally allowed to reside there.
Most Air BNBs ask you to disclose every other Guest that will be staying or pay a fine.
From the quick googling I did, it seems that in order for squatter's rights to not apply, they would need to physically move out (with all their stuff) as though they're not living their for one day of the month before coming back the next day. I dunno how right this is, though.
I wonder if you can override this if you get the tenant to sign a contract maybe waving the squatter's right?
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If Luna and Lurch mind their P&Qs they could gain tenant rights.
But I have a feeling that the owners can utilize the discrepancy that those two are not who initially contracted to live there. It was her father… who isn't living there With them and who is a completely different person.
He likely didn't disclose that those two (and everything they own) will be there actual guests.
Hopefully they are smart enough to create a vacation rental contract!!
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Here you go, courtesy of the other farm.>>884551
There is. One of our cows, Shayna, got into some minor trouble for filming porn in an Airbnb.
I really really hope no one cowtips
the milk of a bad airbnb stay would be so much funnier than just regular old homelessness
It IS that place, damn. I was being nosy and looking up AirBNB in Mt Vernon since she first mentioned it. There was a much more basic “studio” available for same price that allowed pets, but in a more grimy part of Mt. Vernon.
OF COURSE that was not good enough for her and she went with the shared space/no pets because it looked fancier. Like what the fuck does she think is gonna happen when she rolls up with a cat carrier???
Where the hell are they gonna put their stuff?
This is gonna be a disaster. Imagine you’re the other AirBNB guest sharing common space with them? It’s even a shared bathroom, wtf.
The other spot was grimy but private bathroom at least.
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no way they won't meet each other, even on the airbnb site it's stated that they will be shown around at their arrival. Only think that would "work" is her father meeting the owner at the first day and they then get smuggled into that apartment without the owner knowing it, who knows what they have "planed".
I can't wait for it, hope nothing disrupts their plan.
The red dots on the hip look like bedbug bites to me? If so, the Airbnb hosts are in for one hell of a time fumigating their whole 2nd floor. Every plushie and article of crusty clothing they cart in is absolutely carrying the eggs.
Hopefully, the owner is savvy enough to “greet them at the door (look them over before giving them the code/private room key)”, and turns them away. If not…well, they gon’ learn real quick.
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Feel like this is aimed at alltard Allicin…i tinfoil she hit her up for money, beg for her job back or housing help or cheap cheap cheaps got told to fuck off and wrote this obvious ass call out bpd meltdown status to lash out
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5 finger discount confirmed
the fresh shaving cuts lol
also what—— 2 men and it’s been a while? guess lurch not being able to perform anymore confirmed here
I was thinking maybe she reached an agreement with the host considering the fact that the space is already booked and paid. But taking that into account… yikes. It's easier to hide a cat when it's just them. What would be the endgame, hiding it in their room the whole time? Apparently the floorboards are creeky and the corridor walls are thin. If other residents don't report it, the foundation surely will.
And with the non-smoking rule I wonder how long it'll take for them to try to open up a window in their room to smoke out of. Otherwise it'll be a chore to walk outside each time since their usual treks only consist of going to cop or walking to the fridge.
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>>884615>included her statue in all of them
It took me a second lmao nonnie
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Blessed be the individual trying to give advice to help Pumpkin. However I'm sure it will not be used, Lunas laziness is far too strong. Prayers for Pumpkin
It feels unlikely to me. They’re a young (late 30s), religious (not overly so, just in the typical South American way) couple with 2 kids under 10. Both work in the real estate world, although he seems to be more involved in the construction side.
We need to remember that Airbnb’s vetoing is minimal, you don’t even need an ID to be able to be verified. As per their website:> In some cases, you may not need to add a government ID. We’ll confirm you’re really you when you add your legal name and address (this should match where you get banking documents or utility bills). We’ll match this information with secure third-party databases.> We do not provide Hosts with the photo of your ID, the photo you take of yourself as part of ID verification, or your address.
There are some stays in which I never interacted with the owner beyond an automated message indicating how to get into the property. Any guests I’ve had with me are just mentioned in passing, e.g., «my sister is coming with me». It’s also worth mentioning that the only way it’d be “legal” for Luna’s dad to rent for them is if he had an Airbnb business account.> We’d love to welcome your loved ones into Airbnb. But to help maintain transparency and trust throughout our community, you can’t book on their behalf unless you're staying together. > We require all personal travel reservations to be booked by the guests themselves because Hosts rely on reading their profiles, reviews, and other verifications during the approval process.
Is she really the type of tard that believes more sexual partners = “loose pussy”?
Can’t say I’m surprised, she’s fried any critical thinking skills she could’ve potentially had.
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Its crazy to me how life just goes on as usual in her head in every situation kek
>>884669>She literally exists for her looks,
And yet, she still looks the way she does.
The most ming boggling thing about Luna is how she's now spent 8 years of her life doing absolutely nothing except think about her looks while ALSO getting progressively grimier and fatter.
Does she really think that her hair is her only problem? How can she simultaneously be so self absorbed and not see how fucking disgusting she actually is? This is the one thing I truly don't understand about Luna, maybe someone can explain lmao.
What do you think it is then?
There's other paperwork behind it too.
Do you think tuna made it up to try and scam? Obviously they're being evicted why would she have to fake a letter about it?
Lurch would be yelling, "You have to send one by mail!" in the background so we'd know that it was fake. That's not even mentioning the google translate English they'd use.
Those poor owners. Imagine this monstrosity >>882846
walking through your door dragging a broken chair to barricade the door for when they start squatting there. Posing like this >>883661
any time a male guest walked through the kitchen, yelling pay2play at him and causing the guests to leave. Telling every person there her life story, starting from her being conceived on the steps of the methadone . Meanwhile, her sticky fingers will be stealing toys from your kids. She'll flash her pure gold smile, her eyes looking at two opposite walls, saying she didn't do it.
tbf pre-Covid this was how it was (i was a retail store mgr for a long time) we’d have a handful of decent applicants, and the ones who called to check up were considered first. happened prob for like 50% of applicants. and that was just a sales or keyholder position
however post-Covid and post-inflation you’re lucky if the applicants were even serious about wanting the job. most of them never show up to the interview to begin with. we’ll hire anyone who breathes and ideally doesn’t steal cash (Luna would take issue with the latter)
Agree - there are two very overweight people at my job… one of them has a very pleasant attitude and dresses very nicely and appropriately for her figure, nice makeup, brushed hair etc. She looks very nice and gives off great energy.
The other one has scraggly hair, frumpy ill fitting clothing, garish makeup and is totally one of those people who is a perpetual victim
, gives off such negative energy.
Luna will never dress properly for her figure, or even perform basic hygiene. I doubt she has even ever washed her clothing? She’s certainly not headed to a laundromat.
Well to be fair it was
taught to me by my boomer dad kek. I had no idea it's not like that anymore.
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These are probably some of the worst nudes she has taken, she looks like a propped up corpse. She looks high as fuck too. She is obviously very desperate for money at this point with how much she has been posting nudes on reddit.
the way she constantly says "you like?" like her creepy boomer boyfriend would say just kills me.
i dont know why she started posting her pussy for free right out of the gate, didnt try any teasing or keep stuff behind a paywall
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Luna’s face looks like one of those latex fetish masks that trannies wear.
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Said it before, she really is a Clockwork Orange statue. Uncanny valley.
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Take away her scary story face, sad boobs, and brutalized public area….. HER THIGH IS SO WIDE! Goddamn tsunami thighs or whatever she always says.
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I'm waiting for her to slip up and post a pic of that new
abcess by her luna tattoo. She's been hiding it ever since >>884241
Good observation, nonnie
. Although the Korova Bar statues have more life to them. Ugh, she's such a grotesque creature.
Can't wait for the ~uwu SW Kweeeen~ saga though.
I think if someone's going to cowtip they're probably coming from the other farms, they're really desperate there kek
I think if they find out who the gruesome twosome are, they will just cancel their reservation. They can do that.
That’s one of the best Lunaisms
“Caused Haiti” but the earthquake in Haiti. But caused Haiti itself.
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Genuinely looks so doped up, and if she's not… genuinely wonder how she looked at this pic and said "yes yes this is great" and uploaded it. Whichever anon said she looks like a propped up corpse was spot on.
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whoever you are you're pathetic
The only post alluding to wanting to cow tip was on this forum, so not sure where you’re coming from with this dumb shit. Desperate for what? Lol >>884842
And someone posted these exact comments in this thread, so it looks like the cow tipper is the same anon or a lame lurker. I wish tuna would reply to these comments though. It would make this pathetic shit mildly entertaining at the very least.
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They sure did.
To the cowtipper, just fuck off. She's not going to listen to you so stop trying to ruin the milk with your retarded behavior.
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She is so smug and insufferable.
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holy shit lol tuna finally admits shes never looked for an actual job for all these years, i believe she might have sent in one or two apps online over the years but never actually tried
to get a job and the heifer has the audacity to confirm it so she can excuse why shes lazy in the present im howling.
the way she talks down to employees who work food service or retail when she wouldn’t be able to last a single day without having a panic attack or getting fired lol
i work at a big coffee chain and those who climb the ladder make like $80k… and the ladder is short and very attainable. she’s so arrogant for someone who couldn’t hold a job wherein her responsibilities included 1.) showing up to her friends house and 2.) putting socks on plants
She should have started blaming her weight gain on "getting clean", not covid kek. Also, she's too high and lazy to hold down a job and she's the type who is untrainable because every time she's corrected in doing something, she'll be a "victim
" who is "getting yelled at" or "treated unfairly".
One week till eviction! Wonder if she's paring down and packing up her hoarde yet. Do you think she'll be sent a bill for the clean-up after she leaves?
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Then get a job, you dumb bitch.
The nerve of this bitch to complain about retail jobs, as if she is above that when she never had a real fucking job.
One of the things I hate about her is that she never fucking expects her 43 y/o boyfriend to fucking get a job and contributes. Aren't they a "family" after all? This dumb fucking bitch threw all her life over a boomer who won't even work.
kek, as if anyone else would want to share a bathroom or kitchen with her. >>884945
I never understand how people can look down on others working in customer service, it must be hell and I wouldn't be able to do it, because I would probably kill one costumer a day for being an idiot. If she gets a job somewhere, I give her two weeks, she won't last longer.
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she was asked to get up to take a phone call.
it doesn’t matter that she has suddenly decided she can ~lower herself~ to work at Dunkin’, no food or customer service place would ever, ever hire her. like she literally won’t even make it to the point of someone googling her — just picture this stinky nodded-out giantess at a job interview. instant rejection.
god I love this saga already
if she wasn’t an idiot (she is an idiot), she could hype up the work she did with the autism plant pots and earplugs like it was a real job
if she didn’t actually steal from Ally, Luna could probably guilt her into giving her a good reference
then she could just put a restaurant that has since closed because of COVID as her previous employer and they would have no way to check
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Tuna you had 2 years to get the hell out, you don't even deserve an extra day lmao
It'll take them awhile to remove your hoarde and get rid of the nicotine stains and cat piss/junkie smell. They owe you nothing. You're a squatter
They’d be better off burning the entire complex down>>884976
That festering sentient statue isn’t worrying because he knows Tuna isn’t going anywhere without him. He knows that the only reason he isn’t going to be on the street once they’ve been evicted is because ebil dad is footing the bill presumably because he doesn’t want his darling daughter to be homeless. As much as she is a scamming, scummy piece of shit I really hope she miraculously comes to her senses and goes to stay with her dad so Lurch is left high and dry without his meal ticket, the fact that he is mooching off someone half his age and who he fucking groomed and enabled is truly abhorrent
He deals you retard, kek. "his meal ticket", please. He's the one making enough to cover their addictions. She needs him way more than he needs her.
Why some anons persist in these weird denials instead of just hating him for what he is, I will never know.
Omg I bet you're right.>>884951
Cringe, I can definitely see this. >>884981>Lurch is not using Tuna as meal ticket because he buys the drugs, even though she is the one who "provided" their current housing, sells her body and dwindling humilty for dollars, and set uo their next living situation through her well-off father.
i don’t think it’s from shooting. she just has a high fat percentage, no muscle tone, and bad circulation. as well as probably bad genes. i also have tons of cellulite and stubborn thigh fat but when i lose weight the appearance is dramatically reduced. but building muscle/ being active is what really helped. but we all know she will never do any sort of exercise, let alone a proper diet - not even diet as in fad/calorie deficit diet, just a nourishing, diverse diet in general is out of the question. she lives for immediate satisfaction.
sage for ramblings but she will be lumpy forever.
thank you for your input, tard-chan.
Anyway. What day is she supposed to be out, Friday or Monday? Any predictions for how many days she'll last in the AirBnB if it exists? How do we think this is gonna go down? I say it'll be dead silence or full-on meltdown, no in-betweens.
A. a "smooth transition" (ie she behaves, or doesn't post her emotional meltdown until she gets to the airbnb in a week or 2 or whatever).
B. or it'll be a combo of the day the locks got changed on Roger's house and the day the case worker came to rescue her mom and told her to have fun being homeless. That lady was a farmer in spirit.
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SA, sorry, but I brought milk from a neighboring farm. Looks like the rez was cancelled. The dates of their stay were apparently blocked before now but are open again?
If I was her, I'd change my name to something really fucking generic. Yeah, it's a nightmare having to have ID and everything changed but if I WAS serious, I'd do that and apply for jobs in my new name, one that isn't going to bring up pages and pages of shooting H and pissing in cups. I'd also be almost untraceable online and just fade into obscurity. She doesn't want to though, even though she's mainly just followed by people who view her life as a car crash, she still wants to keep that slither of what she thinks is internet "fame".
She really could do so many things to make her situation better and that's why I can't feel sorry for her.
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Off topic, but jesus her legs looked so normal in thread 1 wtf.
I doubt it. They’re pissed about it too.
Honestly, always blaming the other farms starts to look like a deflection imo. Sus.
I just assumed kiwifag because way more men use that website than this one and men are statistically more retarded lol.>>885029
I think she mentioned it was pre-paid somehow? Fuck if I know tbh.
nah. if her dad rented it, he’s supposed
to say that she’ll be staying there, but I have a feeling he rented it and didn’t mention Luna, Lurch, or
Pumpkin. there’s no way Luna rented it, because she would need ID.
Maybe he finally disclosed that two people, namely these two, would be staying there.
Or someone cowtipped
I can't help but think that the owners are awakened to homeless/squatters game and asked the reservation holder for more info.
Dad maybe said they are between homes and it threw up a huge red flag.
Waiting for the heavy cream of Lunas reaction either way we gettin fed
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I don't think anything in their records would pop up as a red flag on the background check.
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She really likes talking about ODs.
It's been done >>883648
but if somebody is so bored they want to add up all the useless shit we've seen her buy this year that would probably be amusing.
Ahhh, if you had to randomly recommend some junkie films, at least make it a good one, like the Swansea Love Story doc. Lucifer Valentine films are trash. It's mainly fake and purposely gross like the rest of his "films".
Sage for off-topic.
That combined with deleting it from all her social media so there's no proof. Lurch is going to blame her for it, it's not going to be pretty.
He will call her horrible things and she'll suicide bait and eventually she'll do a "4eva love" cope-post to convince herself her junkie fantasy is intact.
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I'm gonna read the threads from the beginning; I will try to keep a tally>>885096>>885099
Dope Sick Love is a realllllly good documentary about drug users being messy. Spun is also fantastic. Mickey Rourke's pussy monologue is legendary, Brittany Murphy is adorable, and Debbie Harry kicks ass in it. Tuna could never. (I am really sorry for the derailment but I seriously love junkie documentaries. I will take a ban. Thanks for the Swansea rec nonnie
, i'm on it! Ps- who else is obsessed with A&E Intervention??) Spoilered for OT
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These are all from kf. That idiot keeps doxxing herself over and over so it's really no wonder how a cowtipper got in contact with the airbnb owners.
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She told the whole fucking internet where she was going to be and gave out her number like a dumbass. Raised on the internet and didn't learn a damn thing.
. This is tunas phone number…
Thats Luna for ya. Whatever you think she’s doing, she’s doing, as I mentioned in the last thread. Never once has an assumption about her not immediately been proven correct. There’s not many cows like her. Her brain is so simply wired that even the most uneducated farmer can guess how she got where she is and how she’s handling it.
That’s why “I wish Luna would leave Matthew and she’s get better and become a good person” shit is so useless. There’s hope for most people in this world, but not her. She will never get better. Let’s just watch it unfold until they both die.
Because it’s impossible to squat in a motel but in an Airbnb, after 30 days you have tenant rights and have to be evicted. They’re probably planning squat #2. They likely only have enough for that first payment, since she was begging for money for a hotel for the 1-15.
I’m not 100% on board with the “her dad is paying” theory either. It is possible lurch got a quick payout from the dog bite and they have $2500 and that’s it left from it. lunas dad doesn’t seem down with housing lurch.
This is what I find hilarious about Tuna. She loves to go on and on about how terrible her life is, but the minute she has to go through real challenge, she's kicking and screaming the entire way because of her sheer laziness.
0 reason why she can't ask her dad to take her to the DMV to get her ID so she can apply to her nearest wagie job. 0 reason why she can't just go shack it up at a homeless shelter and ask her dad for a gym membership so she can at least have a place to shower and sleep. No, princess NEEDS a cozy motel that "muh toxic
" dad is paying for, while she shamelessly smears his name and uses his money to buy whatever bullshit she doesn't need for the month.
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Her priorities right now
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Only 5 days, nonas, 5 days, can't wait for the drama to unfold. I hope for videos that show Lurch screaming at the people removing them from the flat, Tuna crying and pumpkin running away, finding a good, new home.
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So apparently Airbnb heavily penalises hosts that cancel by way of both a monetary penalty and a note on the host profile they they’ve cancelled on guests before, however there is a caveat as per picrel in the event that the hosts suspect the guests are inclined to break the rules.
"took care of his father" = took pics every time he was rushed to the hospital so she could beg for drug money online, let him literally rot into one place until he was covered in sores, took gifts specifically for him so she could finally
have the nice things she deserves, kept his ashes in a dirty box left to lay among her drug trash on the floor
"now we're all getting thrown out" = took her mom's whole ass bed then recorded her being escorted off the property before continuing to squat for another full year
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What fantasy world will toonafish learn to cook from "housemates" at an airbnb that she never even paid for……
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Of all the things this monstrosity should be blocked for the title is the kicker, kek