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No. 166820
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I know people say in videos he looks like he's sick of her shit but judging by her tweets about Taco (if they're true) it seems like he's her actual Japanese male counterpart.
It's kind of terrifying.
No. 166832
>>166826I know right? It was cute when Dakota did it and she ps'd herself to look younger.
As an adult with an aging face, those shoes make her look desperate. Margot jr in the making.
No. 166849
>>166844This is a mistery to me as well (though she used to have a job on retail so yes! She worked a day in her life, probably). Scott and Cathy, an maybe Taku parents are supporting them. They are probably well-off too.
Andddd… Dakota? Idk, I imagine they'd guilt-trip to her to it at some extent.
No. 166853
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> you're doing what you love
… Riding cabs?
No. 166864
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Because bacon is fucking delicious.
No. 166866
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>>166851Lmao not even that far. i mean.
No. 166870
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Does anyone remember Kaka complaining about people copying + pasting her bio? I found this chick. She's one of the five active fans of Kiki so… Yeah. Maybe it was aimed at her.
Bad move, dissing a fan though.
No. 166874
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Why can't she ask Taco or Kota? Or Taco's family?
Why can't she just Google it?
Now she's using any opportunity to say ~LOOK I'M IN JAPAN GUYZ~
No. 166880
>>166826I agree. In almost all of the videos we've seen of him, he acts completely normal. He does act a little like that in that "orgasm face" video, but I feel like he was just playing along with her. In that video at that space thing, she was acting weirdly, but he literally didn't acknowledge her at all. I feel like if he was actually like that, he'd do some weird shit with her and there'd be videos of him doing this shit without her initiating it.
>>166874She did this on her first trip as well.
No. 166889
What's weird about Kirsten is that there isn't a single appealing feature on her hideous mug.
She has those beady little downward sloped eyes, her nose is a hooked honk, her lips straight-up look like they don't belong on her face, you could screen a projector on that fivehead, her hair is lank and greasy looking, and out of carefully angled photos and videos like
>>166812 you can tell her actually face is saggy and bloated looking with little to no jaw or cheekbone.
How sad that she is as thin as she is but has no defined features.
No. 166890
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>>166848cbf shooping out all of her hair but thought it ended up looking pretty lulsy regardless.
if anyone is actually not lazy like me and can be bothered to make her 100% bald, please be my guest.
No. 166894
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>>166890Also would just like to share how terrifying the thumbnail looks in my folders.
No. 166953
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>>166870Oh look another livingdoll wannabe
OT but who tells these people theyre good at drawing….
No. 166969
>>166953Dakota wannabe indeed. Bonus for "showing sensationalist videos to change people's mind" mindset.
The drawing doesn't bother me much. She's clearly learning. As much as she's not claiming "vegan. Empath. Self taught artist."
No. 166973
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No. 166998
>>166973'My place'
You mean Taco's parents' place.
No. 167045
>>167004What are you even talking about? Corn cakes, salsa, guac, corn cobs, roasted chiles, rice, beans? All vegan and delicious.
But yeah, she should consider herself lucky that she has some vegan options in Tokyo at all.
No. 167101
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>>166890Look like the time warp guy
No. 167109
>>166953Ngl, she's actually really cute.
I'm surprised Kaka didn't attack her for copying both her and Kota because she has been dropping Kota's name a lot lately.
I still think it's really shitty of Kaka to attack her on twitter. She seems to be a fairly young girl and she really looks up to Kaka/Kota. I know it's creepy/weird to be a copycat, but a lot of younger people will try copy someone they look up to. Idk, just imagine being attacked publicly(I know Kaka didn't @ her or anything, but you can still find out who she is easily) by someone you look up to a lot.
Also it's really hypocritical of Kaka to do this because she always goes on about adults bullying her and Kota when they were ~minors~, but now she's an adult bullying a girl that seems to be a minor.
No. 167157
>>166973If her Japanese is so ~fluent~, can't she just ask for whatever it is she wants without meat?
Also last time she was there, she was making it seem like Japan is the most vegan place in the world…
No. 167175
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>>167162Yeah, but let's not forget she was acting like Japan was incredibly vegan friendly during her last trip. And I think she did say that Taku asks for things to be vegan for her?
No. 167196
>>166844this is another reason why i don't believe she's actually in tokyo AGAIN
plus all that about going to disney world together and taku coming to pick her up in america just to fly back to tokyo
all of that shit is SO. FUCKING. EXPENSIVE. there is no fucking way her family could afford all that in such a short time. and what are the chances of taku's family being that wealthy either? and being willing do all that stuff for HER. he JUST met her.
who casually just flies back and forth from japan/usa whenever they want?
kota never comes home to visit, so how would kiki be able to go back and forth whenever she wants?
i don't believe any of the bs she's spewing
>>167175we'll see if she ever makes said video
No. 167580
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>>166890full voldemort mode
No. 167616
>>167609Aw man I desperately want to eat tofu but every time I have it's given me horrible stomachaches and diarrhoea.
I think I must be one of that unfortunate 10% of people that can't digest it properly.
No. 167617
>>167607Oh… I guess I should've mentioned they're real ones D:
I got them almost four years ago from some UK site… Sorry about that!
/OT
No. 167619
>>167617That would most likely be why yours don't look like shit if they're real VW.
Kota's/Kiki's are 100% Taobao garbage.
No. 167627
>>167175>>167603>>167620I've noticed that 'velveteencockroach' person is like her #1 asslicker on instagram too (with an exception of that "kiki my queen, notice me" guy); they're always commenting on her shit and sucking up to her.
If Kiki doesn't care about her most 'avid' fans then that just proves she has absolutely no loyalty or actual interest in them except that they aid in boosting her online 'fame' (if you can call it that).
So much ~love, light, help and guidance~ coming from her.
No. 167665
>>167648Why do you care
That isn't kaka
No. 167687
>>167620hahaha what an excuse
i think it's a combination of that plus i like to think she ignores people to give the impression that she's too busy with life or has too many followers tweeting and commenting to reply. only the cool popular people with tons of followers don't reply to everyone yknow
No. 167715
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Ok, she claims this is her apt. In Japan?
https://instagram.com/p/xi_X1KDRIN/So if she's been there so long and made a home there, why she still got this suitcase just chilling in the bedroom?
No. 167717
>>167715that was from her other visit.
but dude why is she calling it an "apartment"
it's a hotel bitch it has a bed already.
so she's been trying to pass this shit off since her other visit
>apartment or hotel?no answer
No. 167807
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I found an old tumblr of her that I didn't know existed.
http://lostcauselobotomy.tumblr.com No. 167808
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>>167807Personal shopper. Kek.
No. 167820
>>166889Yeah, I used to think she was still quite pretty but couldn't style herself for shit
but
these recent pictures and videos
holy fucking shit
No. 167824
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I think this is the only time I've found her to be attractive. Its a shame shes not doing what she use to do.
No. 167827
>>167808I would gladly pay Kirsten NOT to dress me.
It's like she broke into a Taobao stockists, rolled around and waited to see what stuck.
No. 168061
>>167829also agree
too bad kota went down the shitty kawaii route and kiki followed
No. 168090
>>167824Wasn't it around that time that she tweeted people told her she looked like Heidi Montag and she was all like "Heidi looks like me! She got surgery and I was born this way"?
#klassiks
No. 168134
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>>168090Yup, Angelina Jolie too.
True Kiki 'Konceited' Kannibal style.
These days she tries so hard to cover her egotistical attitude with all this *~love&light~* shit, trying to seem selfless and modest but her true ugly personality still peeks through.
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No. 168242
>>168134I can actually see some resemblance to pre-ps Heidi though.
Her comparisons are a lot more accurate than Kota's one. I remember Kota once said something on tumblr about how her parents think she looks like Gogo from Kill Bill
No. 168279
>>168182
>I wish I could share my progress & journey to help others in a safer environment.
>Maybe I can start/share w/ a private community of people who are interested in bettering & healing themselves & want the tools to do it.Is she legitimately expecting people to reach out to her and beg her to tell them what's going on in her life as if anyone except her gives a shit?
And under the guise of 'giving them the tools to heal themselves' as if she's doing them some kind of favour?
Fucking hell, Kiki. Just when I think it's physically impossible for you to be any more narcissistic, you prove me wrong.
No. 168293
>>168287Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.
This one stuck out #1.>>168287
>>168287 No. 168295
>>168287>Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.
yup
No. 168351
>>168343the lower the quality the better she looks
excluding the fivehead
No. 168356
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Fucking lol.
No. 168357
>>168356anyway why isn't she doing yoga with them instead of standing outside and taking a photo
inb4 googled
No. 168359
>>168351Tbqh with the
> volume in the hair> red lips> (apparently) non all white bridal bondage outfitI'm just like "approved". Dat forehead isn't going anywhere anyway :P
Though you're right about the low quality lol
No. 168363
>>168356holy fuck this summer i did yoga in nature and the place where we did looks very similar to the place kaka posted (we were also in circle) so i shat my pants thinking kiki stole a picture from my yoga group
but they are actually in a different place and it seems to me they are all asians so it was a fake alarm
i am guessing she stole the pic from some site
No. 168366
>>168365It must be a "haha I'm smizing the hell out of it and am all made up! I should be on vogue! LOL jk!!! #random #funny"
Grav3yardgirl does say smthg like "somebody call Vogue!" When she's posing or whatever.
About the yoga picture, she's trying to imply she does smthg more in her day, I guess. But can you imagine "omg guys we are in contact with the nature in this special community moment… HOLD ON AND LET ME SNAP A PIC REAL QUICK"
No. 168367
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Go to her Twitter. It's crazy new age all over.
Yes, Kiki. Loving yourself is great. But narcissists don't really love themselves. Ego =/= self esteem
No. 168373
>>168343It's like a fuckin' billboard.
Why doesn't she take decent pictures anymore? What is with the bad Iphone camera pics?
No. 168381
>>168366Yeah but the difference is when grav3yardgirl says it, it's when she purposefully looks ridiculous and she's being sarcastic.
Kiki on the other hand probably legit thinks she's fashionable or should be in Vogue.
No. 168382
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another look that could have potentially been improved with bangs/fringe
No. 168383
>>168382They need to come down a little more, to her eyebrows or just above them maybe?
But still an improvement.
No. 168392
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>>168382>>168383Something like this maybe?
No. 168397
>>168392She looks miles better, but I still think she suits side-swept bangs the best
Anything is better than that gross flat thing she got going on now though
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No. 168425
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this is shitty, but she would look 10 times better this way. why does she insist on that alien forehead?
No. 168426
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> wants to spread love and light
> but only in a private community with those she deems worth of it
No. 168429
>>168425She looks much nicer like that, anon
She says big foreheads make her look kawaii or something, but honestly I'm starting to think she can't be bothered doing the very small amount of regular maintenance bangs require
No. 168430
>>168425I get the idea, it looks nice!
>>168424This also looks nice, maybe a bit longer?
I don't think it would suit her current color though. I wonder what she'd look like with black hair. Can someone do a quick photoshop of this image:
>>167824 No. 168434
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>>168430different image, because lazy….
this is kiki pulling of a Katy Perry
No. 168438
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>>168430Here ya go, anon.
No. 168443
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What am I doing with my life…
She would look best blonde, too bad she's too crazy to see that.
No. 168444
>>168438Thanks! She looks great :(
Rip kiki
No. 168446
>>168426jesus, do people that are
actually "secure" with themselves constantly post about it??
it sounds like she is constantly giving herself the positive reinforcement and putting up a front
No. 168449
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>>168397Me too tbh.
>>168425I did this and then saw you posted yours so I just left it but I guess I might as well post it anyway since it's done.
She looks so much better with a side fringe, I don't understand how she can't see that. Doesn't she look in the mirror and get frustrated with how lank and dead flat her hair is? Why would she not be actively trying to improve it? Just one fringe cut and she could look a million times better. Like, come the fuck on, Kirsten.
This
>>166812 hairstyle is
not okay.
No. 168451
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Someone on pull posted this side-by-side pic and it's really obvious she's wearing circle lenses in the left pic. I guess she now thinks Japan will love her if she wears circle lenses too.
>>168356People on pull think she's the one with the skirt, pink socks, and black shoes. I can see it. It looks like she's wearing that mesh cat jacket.
>>168382She looks like that girl Lauryn (the one who used to be a Kota clone)
No. 168453
>>168449>>168443Guys… I think it's time to put the keyboard down now…
…
LOLJK make her with a side shave Skrillex style!
No. 168454
>>168451I thought it was her too when I saw it but then I thought that outfit is too mom-like and atrocious, even for Kaka.
Looks like her hair though, definitely.
No. 168456
>>168451I knew there was something fishy about her eyes lately… Thank you Anon!
And also for pointing out who she is. Now I can safely say: that outfit is atrocious and awful af to practice any activity in (besides walking). She tries so hard.
No. 168457
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Andi Autumn just posted this and the massive forehead reminded me of Keeks.
I hope it's not becoming some sort of trend…
No. 168460
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i want to backwards image search. anybody find anything?
No. 168462
>>168441I agree but there's no such thing as extensions that don't cause damage.
Anything that places extra weight and stress on the hair is going to damage it.
No. 168474
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Andi's another one with Benjamin Button disease… This photo is from last year I think
No. 168482
>>168433I totally agree, every weeby kawaii wannabe out there has blunt bangs
Besides, her hair is so thin, there's a good chance she'd look really stupid with blunt bangs anyway
No. 168485
>>168460>>168476This was probably the event
http://heyevent.com/event/iij2ks3wu72fia/pose-and-paws-presents-park-yogaThe teacher could be Kaka's best friend
https://instagram.com/emyoga/
>Yoga teacher/Holistic Health counsellor/Animal Rights Activist/Ocean Lover/Vegan/Raw Vegan/Handstands & Chaturangas No. 168509
>>168506yeah this is why the photo is weird to me haha
she could've asked someone to take it but who would? i highly doubt the one with the skirt is her. its just not something she would wear. the socks and shoes are especially hideous lol and it looks like a plaid skirt if you look closely. it had to be her taking the photo
No. 168547
>>168506When my yoga group did this, one of the yogi took the pic simply to be used for promotion of the group, everyone else were busy actually doing yoga.
For her to leave the circle, not concentrate on the actual exercise and take photos instead while being just a participant who is supposed to concentrate on yoga poses…idk seems weird to me
Probably found it and posted it from someone's facebook. That's why you can't reverse google it.
No. 168558
>>168547truth. even if i search the photo it doesn't find anything, not even her instagram. she could've found it on someone's instagram even.
remember her interests aren't actually real, they're just for posting on the internet. same with the anime stuff she posts. she never liked that stuff, she straight out lies about how she used to like it when she was little.
No. 168603
>>168449gorgeous
now let's try to photoshop her personality
No. 168611
>>168557I actually do think she does genuinely believe her ridiculous fan fiction about herself and meaningless crystal vegan "inspirational quotes" somehow "helps" people. You can just tell she thinks she's doing everyone a massive favour by simply existing.
>>168596I'm surprised she hasn't gotten a fringe with how desperate she is to catch up with Kota. Limp stringy hair plastered to your head like an old man is definitley not kawaii. I suppose she thinks it makes her look like an all natural vegan elf goddess or some shit.
No. 168639
>>168628BUT WHAT COULD SHE POSSIBLY DO THAT IS PRODUCTIVE?
this tard just wants to have the free ability to not have to post about japan.
No. 168644
>>168639I guess I was thinking something like getting a job? Volunteering? Getting an education? Anything normal human beings generally do yet Kiki thinks is beneath her?
>>168641Call me an autist, but I really can't tell if you're joking or not
No. 168811
>>168622I've been wondering that too…
any taco links?
No. 168826
>>168645Shes not that bad calm down…..
For anyone interested google 'cake injection' for her early fame
No. 168829
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>>168657Its not that terrible
People plz we all had a shitty teen phase
No. 168847
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Found this. Her eyebrows are like a nightmare and her skin is so fucked up.
she shoops every cm of her skin.
Not as beautiful as she wanna make instagram believe.
No. 168870
>>168482exactly
besides kaka is too mother earth for that shit
No. 168884
>>168870For bangs??? But. There isn't even chemical involved -_-
Also I see some anons commenting on how she has to make sure to have the longest, most naturally blonder/copper hair 5evah. I used to have that vibe coming off her as well. Anyone can back me up on this? Because a part of me is like "what cmon what kind of dimwit feel superior because of hair" and then the other part is like "lol its Kiki"
No. 168983
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Kaka's male counterpart
No. 168984
>>168847Yeaah except she posts regular pictures to instagram, she doesn't pretend like she doesn't use beauty apps and filters on her pictures.
I mean is this what it comes down to, we no longer have blatant liars and snowflakes to make fun of so we have to find any normalfag person who posts on instagram and "expose" them? Shit fuck, I would hate for ya'll bitches to come for me, ya'll be like "look at this picture she used a filter" and look at this one from a different angle with flash,what a musty ugly liar".
No. 168988
>>168984Pretty much.
This isn't a case like Dakota where she actually believes she looks like an alien baby and only posts pictures that look like that, it's a case of someone who should stop using that fucking Chinese app on their pictures.
No. 169006
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Jesus fucking christ, she's annoying
No. 169017
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http://www.lilkitten.com/the-internet-fantasy-game-gets-old/Here we go.
>look at me, i'm so pritty~~~>no photoshops>no editins>no filturs>i'm just being me (naturally bootiful :^))It's almost like she's having a stab at Kota, kek.
No. 169021
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>>169017In case/when she deletes the post
No. 169023
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>>169017Note how the file names say .png instead of .JPG/JPEG or PNG. She must have copied a filename to make it look original, adding 72/73 thinking we would never notice. haha, loser
No. 169024
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>>169023While in reality, it was a JPG or JPEG file (in upper case as well), and probably 500 photos. I highly doubt those are taken right after each other.
No. 169025
>>169021>>169022An archived copy was made automatically anyway.
The entire amount of text below the pictures is hyperlinked with some adsense shit, lol.
No. 169027
>>169024Yeah, there's no doubt she would have sifted through tens or hundreds of photos to use the ones that were most flattering.
She can't go on about using 100% natural photos of her "just being me" insinuating she doesn't care about looking her ultimate best if she picked the best looking ones.
No. 169032
I'm on my phone but can someone check the exif data? It won't really matter much but would be interesting to see how far apart the photos were taken
>>169020You can find them anywhere in Japan. If you don't mind scammy Chinese Storenvy stores, you can probably find some in those ~*~kawaii harajuku babydoll~*~ stores (or just Taobao)
No. 169036
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>>169032There's nothing to show unfortunately.
No. 169040
>>169036Except that PNG would not ~magically~ become "png".
Even if she used WP to upload, it would keep the original file extension. I mean it's the same just lower case.
tl;dr, she's still a loser. Always will be
No. 169041
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More proof that her fans are just old fans who stuck around from her MySpace era days
No. 169043
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"I wanna inspire and help people by posting pictures of myself"
Is she for real?
She can't even reply/compliment others properly. Like 1 tiny sentence to "help" someone, and a long reply about herself
All I see is "Me me me me me".
No. 169048
>>169024ffffuck..
I hate Kaka and her ~*~love & light & ME kawaii elfu goddess empath~*~~ act, but goddamn, she really does have a nice enough body. Those legs make me want to cry.
But I think that's probably just me being incredibly insecure. Sorry farmers.
BTW: she needs bangs, stat.
No. 169054
>>169048Same. I was thinking how these new pics are so much better than the usual she's been posting and realized it's because it's got her whole body in it and I don't even really look closely at the flat, balding hairline and mature face.
She should do way more pictures at least with her whole body in it. It's so much better than her face.
No. 169055
>>169024You know who she looks like here…. You know that Russian barbie doll who thinks he's from out of space? Her.
Kaka is desperate af for attention
No. 169069
>>169023>>169024seriously, I think she's pretty, I like her forehead and her body is perfect (though that nose should go under a knife) but what made me dislike is her personality. the way she acts in those videos, that bullshit she says, faces she makes… it's just ugly beyond words
that's why I believe she's with taco - because only a foreigner from a distant country wouldn't notice those things, he's probably a creep too in his community but kaka won't notice that because she's not able to read the signs
No. 169072
>>169069I agree. I guess it's a subconscious thing. When you dislike someone all their "flaws" become 100x more noticeable. Also, narcissism. So I guess that's why farmers tend to be pretty harsh on her looks.
For the blog post, if she really wanted to make a point, she'd be posing with no makeup and sweats or smthg of that sort. I've seen plenty of other blog posts/vlogs regarding the same topic and there's always a "no makeup don't care" selfie or whatever
This just sound like a sorry attempt to jab at lolcow/PULL while fishing for compliments.
No. 169075
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>>169022>crappy digital camera amd just pop them on my computersure
No. 169076
>>169021>I just stood in front of a giant window on a sunny dayDidn't Kota once claim the lighting in her Tumblr-era images was just her standing by a window?
>>169022>It's a paradox, quite ironicI don't think she really understands what either of those words mean.
Forgive me if I'm forgetting someone really obvious, but who's been 'bullied' for being open about editing? People usually don't mind if the poster is truly honest about it (and not just claiming they only use PS to crop or brighten images).
No. 169079
>>169076That's what I was thinking.
People rip into her and Kota because they
don't admit to shooping and continue to claim 'natural beauty'.
Xiaxue is very open about using PS in her pics, does anyone shit on her for it? Nope. Most people find her cool and genuine because of it. She doesn't try to hide it and if anyone tries to call her out she can just be like "yeah, duh I shoop my pics. So?".
No. 169095
>>169092she'd become a self-proclaimed mom-guru
though I think she's too vain to have a baby, she'd rather adopt a pig and nurse it as if it were her own
No. 169106
>>169017>>"I just want to take a picture and be able to post it without spending a couple of hours fixing lighting perfectly, adjusting hues or editing out any perceived “flaws” that low lives try to put on blast to try to hurt others. It becomes draining and time consuming."So she plays the 'internet fantasy' game for years and years, gets 'drained' from trying to keep up with HER OWN INTERNET IMAGE (no one pushed it on her or asked her to spend hours shopping 1 insta pic and no one expects that either!) and now she's blaming selfie culture and 'haterzzz' for feeling the pressure even though said pressure is self-inflicted i.e. her real life self didn't match her internet image (no one else's fault but her own) and it hurt her self-image in the process.
She lacks so much self-awareness that she can't even see how photoshopping herself and being unable to live up to her standard of beauty that she presented herself to be online was affecting her own self-image. She can't even take responsibility for her hurting her own self image - it's always society's fault or the haterz fault, never her own.
No. 169108
>>169092Wait…that's not a thing is it?
There aren't some people that think breastfeeding isn't vegan, right?
No. 169122
>>169106Needless to say while she had a mini identity crisis over Internet pictures, low lives were actually enjoying themselves URL and IRL without a care in the world.
Yes, there's an entire industry profiting off making people feel bad about themselves but it sure has nothing to do with what Kiki is crying about here
No. 169131
>>169108I heard something about that once. But it might have been a troll post. I have a hard time believing anyone would seriously think something so stupid.
If there is anyone that stupid they are probably the types who think it's ok to feed cats and dogs vegan diets despite the fact that they are natural carnivores.
No. 169150
>>169131You would be surprised
Trust me, if people are selfish enough to turn their helpless babies into vegans, they are often stupid enough to refuse breastfeeding solely because of that
And I feel kiki would force her kids (and probably pets) into her lifestyle
No. 169172
Just saw that Kota set up an instagram account (
https://instagram.com/koti.rose ) and started her highly edited images on it a day ago and Kiki just had to come along with her "I refuse to play the internet fantasy game" bullshit within the same day. Jesus Christ! If anyone needed any indication that Kiki was threatened by Kota's popularity, this is it! Because, Kiki knows she won't get as many likes on her photoshopped selfies as Kota does so she needed that "I refuse to photoshop anyore" excuse so that people couldn't compare their popularity as easily. I can already hear the "she photoshops, and I don't and as society wants perfection that's why I'm not as popular on insta as she is" spiel.
No. 169185
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starts the hail kaka prayer
Our Kaka, Who art in Japan…
i was doing japanese homework and found this page and it reminds me of kaka. i hope she doesnt talk like this in japanese
No. 169193
>>169185What class is this? I'd love to add more slang to my moonspeak.
More on topic, I can't believe she is talking about being so naturally ugu no filter when her sister is 100% all photoshop. Even though Kota denies it, anyone with half a brain can tell she edits the shit out of her photos. So she's kinda throwing her under the bus.
Also, Kota didn't mention that Kiki got her that card captor stuff on IG. kek
No. 169217
>>169139>>169131I'm a vegan and I would never not feed my cats meat because I understand what an obligate carnivore is. Not every vegan is a complete idiot.
Also I'm pretty sure most vegans are fine with feeding their babies breast milk as most have no problem with swallowing semen.
No. 169252
File: 1440525695273.png (738.41 KB, 1024x587, Troll.png)
>>169087This is from Kaka's first trip to Japan. 1/3
No. 169254
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Her denying using photoshop. 2/3
No. 169256
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She sure did tell me. 3/3
No. 169302
>>169261Yeah, holy fucking shit, Keekz
The lady doth protest too much, methinks
No. 169324
File: 1440531167769.jpg (48.93 KB, 286x500, unnamed.jpg)
>>169311She always shoops a stupidly fake bubble butt on herself but I've never seen her look like she has thick 'outer thighs' or hips. She's shaped like a fucking plank.
No. 169333
>>169324God who can seriously buy a sequin stripper bikini for their underage daughter.
She looks so old in this. Now I just feel bad. She should take a break from the internet and truly just go have a childhood and learn what having boundaries feels like…
No. 169337
>>169330Hello neighbor-chan!
Please give us deets!
Have you seen her in the past couple of months or is she actually in Japan?
No. 169341
>>169330this could be an amazing thing Mr.Hello-chan
pls post proof, no need to reveal identity.
especially deets about the boyfriend and who he is.
No. 169343
>>166812farmers are thirsty
but no need to be scared we welcome any information
No. 169353
>>169330You gotta post more details than that or nobody's going to believe you.
We had that person coming in claiming they found Taku online before and they never posted again.
Proof or GTFO.
No. 169354
>>166812so she lives alone? or with her boyfriend?
how come you know she lives on your street? where did you seen her?
No. 169360
>>169349Interesting.
I don't know what questions to ask that you would know the answers to but I want to know more.
There's also the possibility that this is Kiki herself trying to convince us she's actually in Japan.
No. 169362
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>>169259She's not stumpy at all?
No. 169369
>>169366I was thinking this, but she
is that loud and obnoxious.
No. 169387
>>169374Really? That's odd that you haven't seen her with Taku at all.
Thoughts, farmers?
No. 169393
>>169374Really? That's odd that you haven't seen her with Taku at all.
Thoughts, farmers?
No. 169399
>>169374Really? That's odd that you haven't seen her with Taku at all.
Thoughts, farmers?
No. 169416
>>169407I find it really strange that you haven't seen him, or even anyone at all with her. Or just him on his own separately.
Does she seem to live in her own apartment or whatever or possibly with the parents of her bf?
No. 169423
>>169416so it's as we predicted - she's just posting old photos from her last trip to japan and there's no boyfriend atm
>>169421take it from a distance, doesn't have to be right in her face
No. 169432
>>169421Take it from a distance, pretend you're taking a general shot of the street, there's plenty of solutions.
Either way what's she going to do about it? She's a total coward in real life.
No. 169462
>>169434Josep, 日本語しゃべる？
Do you live in Tokyo proper or a suburban area like Saitama? Is your neighborhood mostly family homes, or in a hip/bustling area? Does Kiki wear the same crazy outfits when you see her? When was the last time you saw her?
Sorry for the barrage - Just think you could provide some great insight :^)
No. 169471
>>169459She will be alone because taku cant be with her 24/7 and she has to realize that she's living in a country where she barely knows anyone and its not exactly US like is it?
i give it a year at least before she goes home
No. 169480
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When ever I think ok kaka I think of this.
No. 169487
>>169349Hi Josep! That's cool. does your friend post often?
I hope we haven't freaked you out too much, this site can look kinda crazy. did your friend told you why Kiki's a lolcow or she just sent you the link?
Either way hope you're having a good time in Japan!
No. 169493
>>169407Click on the numbers on a post you want to reply do Jospeh.
Is it a fancy area? I keep thinking she lives with her younger sister.
Plus, have you ever seen her with her little sister Dakota Rose (just google her) by any chance?
You'd think they'd be together lolin
No. 169502
>>169491They… Can be? I had people claiming that Oreo is vegan and some sorts of Cheetos.
shrugDepend on what you buy. Water is vegan lol
No. 169508
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>>169491They probably meant konbini bentos like pic related.
No. 169509
>>169491Theres all kinds of stuff so yea its possible.
Gosh i dont know why people think its literally impossible to be vegan or even gluten free in japan. Makes me wonder what people thing vegan/gf mean ….
Like do you eat fruits and vegetables? Those are vegan. Its not hard
No. 169512
>>169509Most sauces (including soy sauce and miso paste) have fish in them. It's difficult to eat vegan there because
most Japanese foods are cooked with these products. But yeah, she can eat raw carrots or some shit. Like anywhere else.
No. 169514
>>169508I've never been Japan before but I'm going next year… are these fresh in the conbinis though? In England we have convenience stores here too which sell sandwiches/meals but they're out of date sometimes…
I don't feel like these conbini meals look appetizing either to be honest.
No. 169515
>>169512That's true, it pisses me off how vegans whine about Japan not being vegan. They've never been fucking vegan, stopped eating meat in some era but they were still troffing on fish. They'll NEVER be vegan lol and god help kaka go China because the chinese would just laugh at her
"im vegan i dont eat meat/fish"
"no meat?
laughs oh u funny"
No. 169527
>>169490"Pleaaaaase join IG with me Kota"
"No, it's too abusive"
"All you have to do iz delete all da haterz comments! I do it all the time!"
No. 169537
>>169536and blocks em
and reports em
kek
No. 169552
>>169506She doesn't go outside in Florida
She doesn't go outside in Tokyo
What's there to adjust to, really
No. 169562
>>169559No let her go.
My god other lolitas tearing her apart would be gold. 20 plus post on btb would be glorious.
No. 169569
>>169567Lol and then jumping on the stage in rage, dragging the microphone out of the hosts hand and ripping the flowers away from her sister's arms
kota just backing away and kaka is just heaving with rage into the microphone… "I'm cute… I'M THE CUTE ONE! I WAS ALWAYS THE POPULAR ONE! LOVE ME JAPAN! LOVEEE MEEEEE!"
and everyone is just either laughing, whispering or filming this shit for insta
No. 169574
>>169570I'm going to do some shoujo parody pages of it eventually.
I've never wanted to be a drawfag but this is tempting and sounds like a fun little strip to do.
No. 169577
>>169509Dude so many snowflakes you can't barely point why's vegan anymore. I had a guy tell me he has no pets because he's vegan and that's animal exploitation. Others say that Oreos aren't vegan because at some point in the manufacturing of Oreos they use a tool that has animal content in it. Like.some people go way beyond not eating meat/dairy.
>>169506Meh, habits. If she brings her paranoid mindset with her to Japan, it's unlikely she'll settle there. Or if she does, it'll be same old same old.
No. 169581
>>169574Lol im sketching this shit right now anon
I've already thought up a story for these two!
- Two teenage american girls come from a shitty family
- Both want to be models
- Little sister is scouted and moves to Japan (doesnt have to be Japan)
- Older sister does everything in her power to stop her sister
- Crashes the event and has a mental breakdown
- Ends up in hospital somehow
- Younger sister goes to visit her, tries to be nice and older sister throws the flowers back in her face/ smashes vase and tried to kill sister
- Ends up in mental institution
- Ends with her in a wheelchair all thin and frail laughing chanting how shes the cute one
No. 169597
File: 1440554125022.jpg (964.55 KB, 2448x2448, image.jpg)
I'm a traditional art fag with no tablet for convenience, but here's a preview of a shoujo parody short series I plan on inking for shitsngigz. Forgive it's poor quality, there's really no point in uploading something so sloppy but I don't really have time to make anything neat atm.
No. 169605
>>169597LOL looks jus like her
well done anon
No. 169654
>>168492it's like a dick contest for the
obnoxious kind of vegans
No. 169974
>>169966They're still pretty common in japan. It's weird, they're very technologically advanced but most people have way old tech at home. Most houses don't have dryers, for instance.
But yeah flip phones aren't uncommon. As other anons mentioned, I think all of them have a picture-taking noise now that can't be turned off because there were so many people using them to take upskirt pictures in places like crowded subways.
No. 169993
>>169991Because I don't know who else has noticed but they've actually begun to integrate this law into the West as well.
I'm in the UK and with my last Android update now the only way I can turn the snap sound off is if I put my phone on mute completely, I can't switch it off in the phone settings any longer.
No. 169995
>>169991Well obviously people can do that
But it's the idea that counts
No. 170051
>>170013LOL.
He aint comin back
No. 170131
>>169462少し日本語はなせて、でもタイプはちょっと…
I can hear and speak okay, but my reading/writing is really weak. I'm actually doing a study in English, it's not for foreign language. So I'm getting used to hearing and using the language a lot, but not reading or writing it.
No. 170154
>>169493The area is ok, not super fancy but far from run-down. It's a pretty typical neighborhood area, we live on a street with a lot of apartments. She lives in a different apartment than me, but on the same street. It's Tokyo but I'd rather not say where.
I don't know if I've seen her. I don't read fashion magazines or watch variety TV shows, which it seems like she mostly does. She doesn't look familiar.
No. 170156
>>170151Sorry if this forum is a lot to read/confusing. You have to forgive some of our behavior.We have had people come on here and make similar claims when they were false.
I know you rather not give more information out, intact that is a wise idea. I rather you not face Kiki's wrath. But is there any way you can prove you live near her?
No. 170163
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>>170157I'm laughing thank you Josep
No. 170179
>>170171Very rude. She has taken art from someone's tumblr and used it on her website without permission. She has taken jewelry from esty, marked up the price and has sold it as her own. She has even stolen music and said she created it. I hope this gives an idea who she is so disliked.
How noticeable are Americans over there? Of course They aren't going to blend in, but it must speak volumes that Kiki stood out so much.
No. 170184
>>170171Yes, she comes off as super obnoxious at times. If you visit her blog or Twitter you'll have tweets of her complaining about haters, being stalked, people ("low lives") being jealous of her over and over… Plus some humble bragging like "I'm always told I look like a model" or "I'm constantly told I should model in Japan" etc. all jammed up with a "omg love yourself peace and light xoxox"
Yes, she really has a bad history of people stalking her but it was mostly because she was an unprepared girl who put too much information online trying to build a business. She also lashed at "bullies" and got out of hand (making fun of disabled people at times etc), which fueled people's anger and things gor out of control.
2007 was a crazy yet for everyone I guess lol
She's basically discussed in this board because of the occasional narcissism and hipocrisy.
shrugBy the sounds of it she must be pretty much how we picture her to be IRL
No. 170186
>>170161This kind of thing, for example. She's basically giggling while talking about being sexually harassed by a clique of Australians. The story, as discussed before here, sounds 100% fake, especially judging how she talks about it.
I hope I'm being helpful! And please don't do anything you don't feel comfortable with ok.
No. 170192
>>170166Basically Joseph, she's only in Japan because her little sister ended up in a teenage girls magazine as a token model who isn't even featured half the time. She's appeared on some minor tv shows and events but that's about it atm compared to her debut in 2012.
Kiki is envious because during 2005-2007 she had glorious e-fame (her story is so long) and now wants it back. But due to a bad rep online, dead ex boyfriends (she got Danny killed), scamming/stealing people's music, lying and just being weird. She's desperately trying to do anything to get attention day in and day out.
She even ventured on interpals that Japanese lang site in search of a Japanese guy to be her boyfriend, found one eventually called Taku. Now all she needs it the marriage visa.
Most of us think it's just an easy ticket to landing her stay there and searching for any outlet to get noticed in Japan… but so far it isn't looking good. We all know what she's doing.
Kiki never had an interest in Japan UNTIL her sister Dakota got scouted and signed without Bravo the agency even meeting her (they thought her ps pictures were real and videos 2010-2011 era because of the After Effects she used on them to make her look almost… real).
Neither of them were interested in Japan until Japan noticed one of them (Dakota) and Kiki followed.
Kiki has had 'fame' once and she won't get it back again. She played it, used and abused it.
No. 170232
>>170227Of course I want it to be real, but the odds are just way too small.
Unless you hang out in Takeshita Dori every day, the chance of running into a snowflake in Tokyo is just way too damn small
I never even run into my own friends or people I know here, because it's so huge with so many people
Nice try tho josepm8
No. 170238
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Now we're kpopers.
No. 170241
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That's why you two take pics and upload them right? You could take a pic of the pizza if your sister doesn't feel like spending 2h editing it.
>lies lies lies, too many liessss
I'm sure Kota follows Kaka because sooner or later Kaka would discover she had an account and would threaten her to throw dirty laundry if senpai doesn't notice her on instagram
No. 170264
>>170232This.
>>170238Wtf? I thought maybe the person mentioned kpop on their account or something, but she literally just pulled that out of her ass.
I remember a lot of pull members' signatures/icons had kpop artists in them, maybe she think this person is a pull member. Either that or she thinks her and Kota are on the same level as these kpop artists.
>>170241I agree, she's definitely not hanging out with Kota right now. She'd definitely post pictures at least of the pizza because she's so desperate to prove us wrong.
>>170258He's a gaijin
>>170131 No. 170293
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Kaka triggered pt 3
No. 170309
>>170293I hate how all these cows always end their spergouts with "I hope you find peace & love & become a floating beacon of euphoria on earth my sweet angel baby"
Like no, you're still a retard.
No. 170315
File: 1440652058234.png (1.34 MB, 1024x768, Tranny Wearing Roses.png)
>>170293Oh, what's this…
https://warosu.org/cgl/thread/S6280829#p6280901When Kiki was more of a chan newfag she actually thought this ad for exposure would work. Probably because of mass Kota hate at the time.
This shameless shit sounds just like her. And no one in the fucking world would plug her like this because she doesnt have fans. No on thinks of her as "that advice guru with fairly priced awesome sales!! ^o^" but herself.
She tried to throw her sis under the bus at the height of her fame. This ad is seething with bitchy, competitive jealousy. I hope Kota sees this. "pfft Dakota who?" must become a rallying chant.
No. 170323
>>170322real snaggle-toothed doll.
hes the reject model. bahahah.
No. 170328
>>170326man……go to efukt.com
there you can witness the absurdity that is japanese porn.
i highly recommend the videos titled "the trolling of wannabe porn stars"….gold.
No. 170334
>>170330and her doing that doesn't freak you out?
nobody here threatens to do anything but expose the fact that she's not living in Japan.
get over it.
No. 170335
>>170328Those videos are hilarious. I feel kinda bad for those girls bc they look like inbreds. But then Im just like, if I were gonna do porn I'd get in the best shape of my life, why can't they?
Back on topic though. Do you guys think kiki was ever an escort? I feel like she complains about vegan shit too much
No. 170339
>>170335dude, the girl that tried to be the new sasha grey was on facial abuse. shes the bitch that went to Dartmouth and pretended to do it all for women's lib.
honestly though, who would pay to fuck that soggy chicken?
No. 170348
>>170343But what if it's much more extreme irl than it is in pictures. Females don't usually have receding hairlines, so it might be notable.
Additionally, if they were trolling, wouldn't they want to stir the pot by saying that Kiki was in Florida and not Japan? How would Cathy/Kiki benefit from saying that Kiki was balding and listened to music too loudly, even if it was to 'prove' she was in Japan?
The only way this can be close to solved is from OC. We need candid pics of Kaka. Or a timestamped image of the street would work as well.
No. 170355
>>170225Tbh I assumed it was a fake name or his middle name or something and he just used one so we can easily identify which posts are his.
I wouldn't completely doubt him. He probably read all or most of this thread so far and that's where he thought to mention the 'receding hairline' as we talk about it all the time.
I do find it suspicious how his friend somehow knew the girl he happened to bring up on Skype was Kiki. I dunno. I want to have hope though. I don't mind being trollololed!! XDD for a chance at some milk.
No. 170358
>>170348Dumb question:
Does receding mean it moved back or can it also refer to high hairlines/big foreheads? Wasn't kiki always like that, except it shows a lot more now because of her mid-part?
No. 170360
>>170358basically: in your youth, your hairline is more forward, towards your eyebrows.
as time goes by, you age, whatever, your hairline recedes…meaning it goes backwards, towards the crown of your head.
so where you once had a normal forehead, now you have a huge forehead.
No. 170372
>>170352What the fuck.
I hope that was a spoof.
No. 170400
>>170399At least that girl realized she needed to grow up and regrets that shit.
Kaka on the other hand…
No. 170426
>>170355I don't know a single person who would immediately notice Kaka's hairline and not mention other stuff about her. It's hot in Tokyo and her clothes are bizarre. But he made fun of her hairline and didn't mention how it was odd to see a pasty white girl decked out in see-through clothing and collars in his area of Tokyo?
I'm not getting a male vibe from his posts either.
I know this person didn't claim to be Japanese, but I would put money on the fact that their native language is English - which makes me wonder why he/she is studying that in Japan.
No. 170450
>>170440In fairness, if she said just pizza, someone would harp on about how pizza isn't vegan blah blah blah.
But her three comment essay to a 'hater' was ridiculous. She constantly baits trolls by replying to them and because trolls see the OTT reaction, they keep at it. It cyclical and if she really wanted to stop this and break the cycle, she would've stopped replying years ago. She constantly goes on about love and spirituality and the importance of personal growth and feeding your soul etc. etc., but she doesn't follow it as she has the need to constantly protect and feed her ego by replying to trolls. She needs the trolls to keep posting shit about her, because she needs proof that she's still victimised - so much of her identity is wrapped up in that of 'vicitim', not survivor (postive!), but victim (negative!). In order for her to really grow and be a positive rolemodel for others, she needs to let go of this 'victim' identity (along with the other shit she's done) and stop feeding the behaviour (both hers and the trolls) that goes along with it. I hope she gets it one day, but I won't hold my breath thinking that'll be anytime soon.
No. 170451
>>170450Dude I agree with all you said. And sometimes they're not even trolling. They're just people asking stuff. Period. A d it sounds so ridiculous to call him/her a "lowlife obsessive harasser hater" and then finish her essay by saying "hope you find inner peace and happiness ^^".
Btw. Anyone got to read what the person said to make her lash at him like that?
No. 170453
>>170451She sees anyone who asks her a question she doesn't like, as a troll. She can't separate genuine fan questions from bored trolls.
Yeah, like you can't insult someone and then try to pull the "I'm an enlightened being who is hoping you find inner peace" card. It just doesn't work like that. Genuine enlightened beings don't throw personal insults at their detractors as insults show hatred which Kiki is claiming to be against, no? She starts off with her Myspace style defense and doesn't realise the image she's trying project now doesn't mix. It's like oil and water. And then she wonders why people don't believe her when she spouts on about all of the personal growth and healing she's done over the years. Smh.
No. 170459
>>170455Well!!! Didn't she answered you! :-)
Btw, did you deleted your original comment or she did?
No. 170472
>>170460I was the one who made that instagram account "therealkikiandkota" and posted up shit about their past including that asian video lol and I was gaining japanese followers! It was only up for a day and half guys. I even blocked both kaka/kota and made sure they couldn't see the profile. But I defo think kaka has private instagram accounts… she's a sneaky fuck. She's constantly on there!
I don't think kota will update instagram as much tbh, I don't think it's her thing especially since she's ONLY JUST getting it now.
No. 170475
>>170471Exactly. I don't think kiki realizes just how much more exposed she is now 'being in Japan' I think it's worse. She's got no mummy and daddy to look after her and I doubt Taku will be doing it for the rest of his fuck offs nor his family either. Some of us cows live in Japan… In Tokyo. We'll know if she's bullshitting about certain things. There will ALWAYS be someone who'll catch this cunt out.
Kota is smart, I don't blame her for not interacting with kaka and wanting her in pictures. I wouldn't either. I mean, I can't say kota is fabulous either but at least she keeps her mouth shut and keeps herself to herself. It's the best way to be.
They've been a weird pair from the start.
No. 170478
>>170453Does anyone actually listen to kiki? She was late getting into tumblr, if she was clever enough she'd probably have more of a fanbase like kota has. I've noticed kiki uploads on tumblr and tags herself but nobody really likes her posts.
She barely gets THAT many comments on her pictures, compared to other bloggers who have fucking tonsssssss and likes. Kaka is lacking!!!!!!!!!!
You can't say anything cos it'll upset her. She's not thick skinned at all, she's been weak from the beginning. If she cared then why lurk here and make a long rant? It's sad.
No. 170485
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>>170480i'm assuming this is for me
No. 170507
>>170491If they were just going to hotels for sex I don't think they'd go to one like that. Love hotels are smaller and cheaper and don't usually look like a typical hotel. It looks like she rented either a weekly or monthly apartment.
I really doubt they're still together. She just can't resist proving people wrong so it's strange that she can't even give undeniable proof that she's in Japan or that they're together. There's a ton of things she could snap a photo of as proof while still keeping her privacy.
No. 170528
>>170521I might be totally wrong, but aren't latex free condoms made out of sheep intestine or lamb skin?
God, talking about this makes gross images pop in my head. Imagine her making the face in the OP while you're having sex with her… Gross.
No. 170529
>>170293Three parts? Jesus.
>Hope you find a nice positive hobby in real lifeYou too, Kiki. You're the one who's spending so much time writing these essays.
No. 170546
>>170541? ok
i got bored and looked through the images she used for her website. all stolen from tumblr lol
some of them she didn't even get rid of "Tumblr" in the file name.
No. 170556
god she is so unoriginal.
she copied this
http://www.lilkitten.com/watermelon-lime-refresher/exactly from this
http://kirbiecravings.com/2013/07/watermelon-thirst-quencher-juice.html (even the photo)
doesn't make any of her website layout herself, just steals them from tumblr
but oh she gets so pissed off when people "copy" her
No. 170581
>>170556lmao bitch didn't even bother to take a proper photo, instead of reposting the original picture
pathetic as hell
No. 170592
>>170589At the end of the day, it's the ostrengas own doing. They placed themselves and pissed around in the first place. I really hate how this family gets away with
murder (literally lol)
No. 170597
>>170594what the fuck
for real??
No. 170604
>>166812>>170593ngl when i was 15 i dated someone danny's age who manipulated the hell out of me for sex to the point of emotional abuse. obv i'm omitting the worst detail because it doesn't matter here, buuuut if he chose to jump out a mall window and died -
actually i take that back, i don't think i'd be too happy that's weird now that i'm trying to empathize. like a small part of me would feel "safe", but that whole process of accepting the death of an abuser is not one that i would publicize in any way and if anything would make me step away from the internet.
i do think it's weird that people say "she killed him". he still showed up to meet a twelve year old for drugs, yeah it was a police set up, but he agreed to it?? and no one pushed him out a window, he thought he could escape and he fell in a way that killed him. he made that decision. sorry that's harsh, he did a stupid thing.
No. 170606
>>170596right… click it and immediately face front-on assault by her face
"love your self as much as i clearly love myself"
No. 170613
>>170593Nope. But I do remember her laughing at midgets, "retarded people", fat girls in wheel chairs, a girl who got into a car accident that flipped three times… Etc
Also the one where she's very young and talks about thinking she's very pretty and intelligent. (Anyone got these?)
But I'd love to watch that though!!!
No. 170617
>>170604True but I still find it icky how she went on stickam loling about his death.
Since then kaka screams how she's been touched and all the other shit with some Australian guy all the time. She's getting as bad as Mira tbh who also makes videos about sexual harassment ect and it's old. They do it often and I don't even feel sorry for them anymore. Same with kaka in that Japan harassment video where she's giggling, I can't take her seriously. I mean course we don't know what goes on in their lives, maybe this does happen. But I do think some of it is pure bs to get sympathy tbh.
No. 170618
>>170613Those videos are like, you'd have to search far and wide for those. Tudou and Youku don't even have them anymore…
I can believe she did though, I really can. If she laughed about all that then I believe she laughed about Danny's death. It doesn't surprise me at all. She's full of shit and I don't know why anyone should feel sorry for her or look up to her.
No. 170619
>>170611Probably
Maybe she uses taku's cum to roll herself some onigiri instead of the salt lmao
"all new recipe, homemade onigiri ALL VEGAN NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED!"
No. 170621
>>170617yeah i feel bad saying someone is lying about stuff like that.
but just look at the facts. she doesn't leave her house, she doesn't have a job or friends or any reason to leave the house. she's always on the computer and barely in public.
Me and pretty much every girl I know has a job and goes out so much, and neither me nor anyone else ever complains about being sexually harassed like that. yes, the occasional cat call happens and it's gross and annoying, but nobody has ever actually TOUCHED me when i've been out.
No. 170622
>>170621EXACTLY
I go out weekends, I have two jobs, I go uni, shopping and I get weirdo looks/creeps sometimes too but I never really pay much attention to them. I mean worse probably and has happened to women in public, I can't say it doesn't happen because it sadly does. But like you said, kaka doesn't go out.
If she's a blogger/vlogger then why don't we get fancy ass pictures and videos of Tokyo? Even if it's just 2 minute shit videos with her phone, why don't we get those? she has a fancy camera, why not take pictures and review items? She can afford expensive shit it seems.
I can't really picture kaka out late though, pfft. If she doesn't go out in daylight then I can't imagine her leaving the house any later than five.
No. 170626
>>170622if anything she would get a catcall or a weird look and that's probably exactly what she got because of how she dresses and she blows it wayyyy out of proportion and exaggerates about all of it
and yeah i'm STILL waiting for her to post something that's actually interesting. she's such a bore. it wouldn't be hard to gain followers if you're living in tokyo.
if her blog/videos are the only thing she's trying to make happen right now, why isn't she making an effort at all? she's a lazy bitch or she's not even in tokyo. or both.
No. 170631
I was just thinking, (Idk about Florida laws, so sorry if this is a dumb question), if Danny was already at the mall with no provocations (other than hanging with the girls), and Kiki had the ulterior motives, why didn't they get in trouble/sued?
Is the Petitioner always in the right for Floridian law?
For example, Charles has a restraining order against Becky. Becky goes to a really popular bar in the small town both her and Charles reside in. She's been there for about a hour or two, and in steps Charles. Does Becky get in trouble?
For Kaka and friends, is it because he was stated as a rapist they didnt sue, or they didn't have money? Somehow I want all that shit to come back to Kiki, but that'll be A-logging at best.
No. 170642
>>170631Not sure anon, have a look on tumblr because I vaguely remember some girl knew Danny and she wrote the story about what happened (detailed).
All I know is that kaka and her fam went bankrupt or something. Then twisted things in that Rolling stones article.
How even the fuck old were kaka and kota back in 2006? You see their ages are so messed up, no one even knows how old the pair are. We know they're above 21+
No. 170644
>>170626Most people even the weebs who go Tokyo blog shit loads and aren't shy about it at all. I mean why should you be if you enjoy the culture? Just go mental!
But kaka doesn't do that. Notice how everything she's bought up till now from Japan or Japanese has been all mail imports?
That's why I don't believe this Joseph guy. I bet it's kota fucking with us or some troll.
No. 170648
>>170644I mean… okay so if she IS in Tokyo and WANTS fame. Isn't the idea to start blogging more about shit you've bought/places/music though?
C'mon kaka you can't just get followers for doing virtually fuck all. You need to be active, doing and showing us all. If she was THAT thick skinned, didn't care then she'd go "okay fu haters imma blog and do my own thing so there!" but she doesn't.
It's not good enough. This is why she isn't noticed.
I think she's just trying to ass lick her sister some more in the hopes that kota will let her link arms, go to popteen agency and they'll sign kaka's miserable egg head up. For free.
Knowing kaka she'd bring snap shots Scott took of her or her old shitty myspace pictures because "it's modelling".
Fucking hell at least kota stuck to the cute dolly image that Japan looks for and actually has a cute face even without shoop despite being average looking. Kaka doesn't even have that D:
No. 170741
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>>170739she's trying to be the next creepyyeha but white girl edition
No. 170743
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>>170741Personally, I don't really like creepyyeha's style, but you gotta admit she pulls that shit off better than Keekz
Keekz' white bondage gear makes her look even more washed out, like an old balding man
No. 170748
>>170743I agree, plus Yeha is hourglass shaped (unless it's all shoop/angles) which suits this sort of look better.
I'm surprised she has never gone on about how she did this look first like with the striped hair.
No. 170764
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I was thinking how much better she looks when she does something about her invisabrows and you crop her sixhead but this is really edited
No. 170779
>>166812>>170708Did Kiki
really have Danny killed, though? From my understanding of the whole situation, it sounded like Cathy did set him up to be arrested at the mall but Danny WAS a grown ass man ready to hang out and do drugs with a 12 year old. And beyond that, /he/ was the one who tried to run and wound up killing himself. Kiki is delusional, narcissistic, obsessive, petty, lazy, manipulative, and thirsty as fuck for attention but I don't think it's fair to pin his death entirely on her. I think, if anything, Cathy is more to blame for it. As for how she acted after he died well that's just regular 15 yr old Keeks being the annoying, abrasive cunt we all know her to be.
No. 170799
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damn yall she was a cute kid but that hairline
No. 170831
>>170660Swallowing cum ≠ whore.
Just sayin'.
No. 170866
>>170865Probably just a tag mistake
Don't think too much of it
No. 170893
I hope that guy comes through with her address and where she lives, I'm going to gut this bitch.
No. 170989
>>170799God damn what if these kids had a normal story from here
Didn't get pulled out of school
Were encouraged to have a social life
Knew the meaning of parent supervision especially on the internet
Oh what a fantasy
No. 171000
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Here are some photo dumps from her twitter. To me they are pretty lulzy.
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And it wouldnt surprise me if Kiki took a screenshot of that threat and be like "OMG the haterzzz." Even though she probably wrote it.
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No. 171041
>>171017Wouldn't it have been AMAZING if Kiki turned out to be troll of the century?
Almost as award winning as Mira.
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>>170893you're too fucking obvious, kiki
No. 171074
>>171003>>Posts about taking videos around Toyko and wanting to visit other areas of Japan, three days after this was posted here:>>169552>>She doesn't go outside in Florida>>She doesn't go outside in TokyoAnd one day after this was posted:
>>170622>>If she's a blogger/vlogger then why don't we get fancy ass pictures and videos of Tokyo? Even if it's just 2 minute shit videos with her phone, why don't we get those? she has a fancy camera, why not take pictures and review items? She can afford expensive shit it seems. If you're Kiki and you're lurking, clap your hands.
>>171041As in this whole "the internet is bullying me and wants me dead" paranoid schtick is as fake as Kota's VW sweater and we fell for the bait all these years. Damn.
No. 171083
>>170893i feel like kiki is the only person that could come up with this. that is how vile she is. nothing has ever been posted that is even close to this.
that or a troll trying to
trigger her and seeing if she'll respond about it lol
No. 171087
>>170866Yes because every person who wears a ring on the finger is married right?
I forgot this was the 1950s
Maybe there's a chance the ring only fits on that one finger lol
No. 171088
>>171083Kiki would never mention her flaws (receding hairline) even if it was to disguise as a troll. Also the person mentioned her never being seen with any guys.
I think it's a troll but not Kiki.
No. 171091
wow the last few comments are a mess.
>>171087idk what you meant to quote but that's the wrong one
>>171088i wasn't talking about josep, i was talking about the post i quoted
No. 171111
>>171087>>170771>>170750It's also not even the correct hand.
In most countries, including Japan, the wedding ring goes on the left hand.
No. 171115
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More like "born a dyslexic" but ok
No. 171117
>>171115Isn't "indigo child" the excuse hippie parents use for not disciplining their bratty child? I guess that
does make Kiki an indigo child
No. 171124
>>171111But you guys… Wedding rings aren't worn in Japan like they are in the west. Most Married Japanese couples who even
have rings don't wear them at all times like we do in the North America/Europe. If he's wearing a ring on his "ring-finger", it's for fashion not because he made Kaka his waifu. Jfc
>>171115God, I can't stand her ego.
No. 171128
>>171125She doesn't even know what an indigo Child is? Is she this daft? seriously????????
Indigo children, according to a pseudoscientific New Age concept, are children who are believed to possess special, unusual and sometimes supernatural traits or abilities.
No. 171152
>>171115Apparently a lot of children labelled indigo children actually just have ADHD or autism.
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/religion/2005-05-31-indigo-kids_x.htmhttp://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/15228960802581511#.VeC4CPSxmNMDoes her brother have Autism? Autism tends to run in families i.e. if you have a child with autism, you have a higher chance of your other children having autism. Obviously, I'm not saying outright Kiki has Autism, but considering the links to indigo children and these disorders is worth looking into.
While this article says that many indigo children are homeschooled (wasn't Kiki homeschooled?):
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/12/fashion/thursdaystyles/12INDIGO.html?ei=5088&en=277fb750ad762ed9&ex=1294722000&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&pagewanted=all&_r=0If she weren't helpbent on wanting to be ~special~, I wouldn't have found these articles, but damn do they pose an interesting possible explanation behind her behaviour.
No. 171159
>>171152So then what "skill" can she actually claim that has made her successful.
Just because someone has autism doesn't make them stupid.
Indigo children have shown "SKILL" and "talent" in something and actually advance in that skill early on in life. WHAT IS HER SKILL?
No. 171161
>>171159Well according to this (
http://www.2012-spiritual-growth-prophecies.com/indigo-child.html) your an indigo when:
Strong willed
Born in 1978 or later
Headstrong
Creative, with an artistic flair for music, jewelry making, poetry, etc.
Prone to addictions
An "old soul" as if they’re 13 going on 43
Intuitive or psychic, possibly with a history of seeing angels or deceased people
An isolationist, either through aggressive acting-out or through fragile introversion
Independent and proud, even if they’re constantly asking you for money
Possess a deep desire to help the world in a big way
Wavers between low self-esteem and grandiosity
Bores easily
Has probably been diagnosed as having ADD or ADHD
Prone to insomnia, restless sleep, nightmares, or difficulty/fear of falling asleep
Has a history of depression, or even suicidal thoughts or attempts
Looks for real, deep, and lasting friendships
Easily bonds with plants or animals.
If you possess 14 or more of these traits you are an indigo
No. 171167
>>171161LOOL then me and a million people are indigo children lol.
that website claimed these are common traits to make snowflakes feel speshul.
no one is rare and different with that websites description.
Indigo children are RARE, GIFTED, children advanced in certain areas in life i already posted a documentary.
No. 171173
>>171167Does anyone have any "empath traits"? Just to put them together and try to gather how Kiki probably sees herself
Image related: what Kiki sees when she looks in the mirror
No. 171174
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>>171173Fuck me for clicking the "send" button too fast
No. 171179
>>171167I agree.
Half these traits apply to most people, same as any quiz:
>Wavers between low self-esteem and grandiosity>Bores easily>Prone to insomnia, restless sleep, nightmares, or difficulty/fear of falling asleep>Looks for real, deep, and lasting friendships>Easily bonds with plants or animals.EVERYONE HAS THIS SHIT, AND MORE, BUT OK YOU'RE SPECIAL :/
No. 171238
>>171185… Hanna Beth is also modeling, Amor Hilton is a porn actress (I think?). Anyone know what happened to JakeWolfCrunk (aka Kiki's most bitter breakup?)?
I could never imagine how big Jeffree Star would get with his makeup business tbh. I so would want a "review" from her about it.
No. 171241
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Keks needs to go back to the mothership.
No. 171306
>>171295lol why does she still have this up on her youtube?
if anything the stalkers/haters knows what her house looks like, but MUH PRIVACY
No. 171310
>>171295>regat slutt>sluttz>slut (looks like it says sleet)That's the shittiest vandalism ever.
Probably muted as kiki films the evidence & has an emotional breakdown reading the word slut.
No. 171323
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Of course this isn't Kiki's guy, but I thought it was a funny coincidence
No. 171384
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Ew, her hair looks like it hasn't been washed in 2 weeks
No. 171385
>>171384That white bag on the left, if authentic, costs 20,000 yen (Samantha Vega x Sailor Moon).
I have a new theory that she's digging gold from Taku and his family. Look at all those shoes in her white outfit image
Then again it could all be replica/old shit like those ugly plastic wing shoes she stole from her sister
No. 171421
>>171384Kiki delivery service was a TV in Japan the other day. Coincidence?
If it's is true then why is she calling herself Kiki in real life? Your name is Kirsten. Deal with it.
No. 171422
>>171421Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think she has mentioned Kiki's Delivery Service before. Tis funny she's only mentioning it now after being ~so into anime~ for years. I feel she would've posted about this sooner.
Maybe a lot of Japanese people have trouble saying Kirsten (maybe they call her Kristen - which she hates) so goes by Kiki to make it easier?
No. 171453
>>171451I don't think it's wrong to admit it, although she will love the fact that she positively inspired a ~hater~ with her positively intended lifestyle choices.
However, she probably wouldn't like my admitting that her placing her ego above all else online has inspired me to not be like that. She's all talk/all image/all branding and, I've decided recently, that that is exactly the person I don't want to be.
No. 171476
>>171471>>171453>>171451Nah, I did the same thing for years.
Dyed my hair various colours for years until I first stumbled across Dakota and saw how beautiful a person could look embracing their natural colour.
Coincidentally we have the exact same natural colour, but gonna be honest I think you have poor taste being inspired by Kirsten - her hair is so dull, flat and lack.
No. 171491
>>171385The SV/SM Luna & Artemis bags came out quite a while ago (end of March special Shinjuku Isetan pop-up shop) and totally sold out within a day or two. I stood in line some hours on the first day to get mine.
Hers is 99.9% certainty a knockoff
No. 171507
>>171499Yes, even more fervently I would say.
I'm guessing you've only just started following her drama, if you go back and read through some of the old threads you'll find evidence of this; that is, her being a psycho and screaming about being the victim of stalkers/haters/rapists/etc.
No. 171520
>>171507I've been following her drama for a few years, but I didn't know about the sisters until Kota was posted/called out on /cgl/
I just wanted to know if she used to be the same kind of crazy
No. 171537
>>171491Mmm, I still prefer the moonstick bags though. The SV/SM Luna bags are cute but I find them slightly childish and plus they're shit if you've got a big purse.
Kaka is hopping on any bandwagon known to man. Surprised she didn't do a review about that bag actually… for a blogger kaka doesn't do very fucking much lol.
No. 171547
>>171491It's super common for items in Japan to be made out of leather and/or fur, right? I bet that the original SV bags are real leather and not vegan. I bet you she'll pull that card if anyone calls her out on it being a knock off.
Funny how she gets all asshurt when people "stalk and steal" her image and amazingness, but when it comes to replicas? Eh, whatever!
No. 171557
>>171489Haha I noticed this too.
I secretly hope Kota becomes ~Instafamous~.. just to spite Kaka.
No. 171570
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Is she naked
No. 171572
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Found this to
It was her stealing clothes from Dakota phrase
No. 171574
>>171572She looks so much cuter with short hair and that fringe.
It's so annoying how she doesn't realize this.
No. 171581
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>>171476yeah my taste is v bad, personally i don't find anything really "wrong" with her appearance like the forehead people brought up. inspiring sounds a bit strong though, considering i most likely wouldn't get along with her at all.
my natural colour is nothing like hers or kota's, it's the shade of no-eyebrows-blonde. (and that i actually have a six finger forehead aswell) but this picture of her with her hair tied up in a bun kinda soothed the anxiety that cutting my tailbone length black box dyed hair made me feel. D:
No. 171589
>>171557Nah, she won't get instafamous. But she'll definitely get more followers than kaka!
Kota better start updating her insta otherwise people WILL unfollow. I know she is always active on Twitter but people tend to unfollow those who don't update much on instagram. Most famous/popular people on instagram update allllllllll the time. Kota isn't doing much to her account and her pictures are shit.
No. 171590
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>>171588And and older post about Princess Mononoke.
No. 171604
>>171588Which is why I said "correct me if I'm wrong" here. So thanks.:
>>171422Still think it's hilarious she was driving around in an Audi when her parents were supposed to be bankrupt. It most likely was a rental for the sake of the insta pic (and she put the keychain on to make it look like she owned the car), but it shows how image obsessed she is in one post 1)"I drive around in an Audi" 2) "I'm rich enough to own an Audi (like no one puts their own keychains on a rental duh)" 3) "Did I mention I watch anime?" 3) "I'm still down to earth though cause I help people".
No. 171607
>>171593Because she's too focused on answering us, We keep saying she never posts her cats so she posts a cat. So she moved one of her cats to japan? Why is this the first time we hear about this cat?
Answer the QUESTION KIKI.
No. 171884
>>171754The thing is, Nicole's music sounds unusual yet familiar to anyone who likes the ~aesthetic~ surrounding her. Yes, it's awful and tacky (like Grimes - no surprise there), but it hits a specific niche and has become popular on Tumblr because of that. People can respond and, dare I say, relate to Nicole's music (maybe not lyrically, but emotionally in the music), but it's harder with Kiki's.
Kiki rips off other artists songs, and plays rather generic electronic music/dubstep to fill in the gaps - there's nothing unusual about her music as that's all been done before. Anyone who's into music can tell she's just messing around with recording software and throwing up the first thing that might pass as a song - it sounds messy, disorganised and like it's being made by someone who barely can navigate themselves around the basic features of Logic Pro X. She isn't hitting a niche because her music is all over the place (whereas Nicole's more is focused). It's like her fashion sense: it's trying to hit a whole load of marks in order to be popular, but is coming up short because she doesn't do anything with said marks. It's awful and tacky and not in a good, cohesive way that would actually gain her a lot of fans (e.g. the sort of fanbase that Nicole has for instance).
No. 171918
>>171884Agred, I think Nicole doesn't mind that her music is tacky tbh. I think she gets away with it well. No wonder Grimes likes her, they both have the squeaky babydoll ugu voice thing going on. Cept' Nicole tries to be more doll.
Nicole set herself up well, knows her shit. Doll image, doll bedroom, doll name. Doll face even! She's a bit of a weirdo but I think it suits her.
Kaka has no image anymore. Her image died and you're right her music is all over the place, isn't working. I cannot imagine her ever singing, nor kota or acting. I'm starting to think kaka is giving up. Big time. What else does she have to work with, honestly?
No. 171961
>>171918she has given up. her new aspiration is to just be a japanese housewife.
she can be a lazy ass forever
No. 171969
>>171961Pretty much. never mentioned music or her failure of a store again, etc.
It makes me think back to the super professional music devices she has on her room in Florida, collecting dust and shit (if she hasn't auctioned them on eBay to buy for her stays and flight tickets in Japan)
No. 171974
>>171581always amazed at how posters think people care about their life
>cutting my tailbone length black box dyed hairgurl……. no one gives a fuck
No. 171980
>>171974This so much.
I'm sick of seeing mememe brag posts and cunts trying to bring attention to themselves. I feel like there's been an influx of these kinds of posts lately.
Seriously, no1fuckingcurr.
No. 171984
>>171981I'm still trying to figure out how much shit she had. Like, the little box thing from "how I make dem sick beats" vid, the whole Dj set, the image reflector, the guitar…
And this without counting the gimmicks unrelated to music like the pole she had in her room/whatever, power rangers/Where The Wild Things Are outfits…
No. 171997
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Lol Kiki is going on a rant on Twitter and the milk is delicious.
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No. 172013
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>>172001>>172000>>171999>>171998>>171997Fucking yawwwwwn.
I love when she produces milk but jesus christ, sometimes she just makes me roll my eyes so fucking hard.
It's almost humiliating to watch her go on these rants thinking she's being so ~wise & insightful~
That ego.
No. 172035
>>172021Amen!
>>172013Right? Fairly certain shit is all ripped from those natural healing self-help books - Kiki, it's not an epiphany if you read that thought in a book. You can't lay claim to have thought of something if you clearly read about it almost word-for-word before.
No. 172072
>>172069Few years ago it was "omg fucking fuck nigga"
now its "roses in a dimly light garden <3"
"so spiritual and pure goddessu thy am"
oh fuck off kiki
i bet you're sat there on you ass scratching your pussy and hackin up lugies with a slice of pepporoni pizza
No. 172127
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kiki reminds me of the singer of one eyed doll, personally i think kiki would look good if she had that sort of style?
No. 172137
>>172127dont give kaka anymore ideas
shes a wreck enough as it is
No. 172160
>>172137She insists on doing everything that looks awful cuz she thinks taking good advice means succumbing to ~tha fat jelly haterz~.
Some side swooped bangs, lowlights, and layers would improve her appearance exponentially. So would some very light peach contour and eyebrows filled in fuller closer to her nose. Real clothes and not bondage wear would also make all the difference.
Will she listen? No.
No. 172172
>>172000LOL
lolcow mentions if she were in japan it'd be really late at night, mentions "it's 3am!"
>>172001>~misty full moon~>~dimly lit rose garden~sure kiki that definitely happened.
No. 172206
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So now she's bragging about her bf giving her money…
No. 172208
>>172206oh girl..
that's tacky
No. 172210
>>172021She's aware that barely anyone visits her blog. And her blog looks like shit.
She likes Twitter better because she has a few blind minions and sock puppets over there.
No. 172215
>>172206i'm beginning to think she's mentally ill and delusional and she's living out her delusions through her tweets.
she meets some japanese guy and they instantly fall in love and they go on romantic trips to disney world and he will do anything for her and he's rich and his family is rich and they're gonna get married and the romantic walk through the rose garden, now he's just slippin money in her wallet so she can go buy whatever she wants!
seriously like when does this ever happen? this cannot be real.
No. 172219
>>172215Remember Jack Cash.. It was just a one-night stand but girl drew all over his back about how much Jack loves her. We all know she exaggerates a lot and tend to leave out other details.
Our Kaka who art in Japan, return the imaginary money Taco gave you because he needs it for dental work.
No. 172220
>>172219can't tell if
1. they're not even together anymore
2. he's some kind of sugar daddy/paying her for sex
3. they're actually together
but no matter what it is, she's exaggerating
No. 172251
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Also. lol. I have no words.
No. 172255
>>172251Such an ugly, pretentious personality.
She couldn't be any more full of herself.
No. 172256
>>172251"Are you a model?"
"No"
"Ah, I see. But you look like one!"
No. 172260
>>172251She has no idea how to behave like a real person, she can't even humble brag properly. She might as well tweet…
-"I AM IN JAPAN"
-"MY JAPANESE BOYFRIEND IS RICH"
-"EVERYONE THINKS I AM HOT"
-"EVERYONE THINKS I AM A MODEL"
Agree with whatever anon said Kiki is probably a human shaped sack of flesh piloted by bugs. She is demented.
No. 172264
>>172251Also, isn't it really unusual and kind of a faux pas for a Japanese person to just go up to a stranger and start speaking to them (when they're not drunk), let alone a foreigner. Speaking to her in Japanese as well, don't they generally assume all westerners don't speak a word of Japanese?
How come we never see pictures of all these Shibuya trips and only ever musty aparthotel selfies?
No. 172265
>>172264Very much the believer of pics or it didn't happen.
I have lurked here from time to time and from what I've read if she's realy as sick of online as she said she is she would remove herself from it eg. delete every profile. Failing that make everything private if she felt left out of having them. Like the saying goes "If it's too hot get out of the kitchen"
No. 172267
>>172264Because muh privacy. Also it wouldn't be sad to just be taking selfies all by yourself when you're shopping?
About the rest, I agree. It sounds so unusual, unless she has spoke to a salesclerk or smthg. Either way, I missed that Kiki humble brag lol
No. 172284
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sure, Jan
No. 172286
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No. 172293
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Does anyone else find it really suspicious that her pics from when she goes out (or… out to google image search) are buried in fucking hearts and sparkles and filters? To me it screams 'fake', she never did this before (pretending?) she went to Japan. Just makes me think she steals images from Google and doesn't want us to reverse image search and find out she's lying.
Like the time she first ~went to Japan~ and someone reverse searched her photo of Tokyo and it came back with an unfiltered, cropped version. I feel like she thinks nobody will suspect her of filtering pics of food from Google but… come on. It's Kiki.
That hand in the burrito image doesn't even have her stupid rings or disgusting fake nails and the words on the wrapper aren't even Japanese. Could have been taken anywhere.
No. 172295
>>172293*uncropped
Also, another overly messed about with food picture
No. 172297
>>172293Oh yeah very suspicious. I am 99% sure most of her photos are stolen.
I am looking over instagram and whatnot to find
>>172296 .
Ive look at tags like japan chcocolates, japan chcocolate boxes….any ideas what tags it might be. Too many to choose from.
No. 172299
>>172286Wow, so if you go to a country and you're in an environment where people only speak their language, your skills on this language will improve? WOW I'VE NEVER GUESSED THAT, THNX KIKI #enlightenment #alwayslearning #epiphany
>>172206>#manifestedsupportivebfLol is she 16? Bc she sounds retarded. What normal adult person brags on twitter about her boyfriend giving her money to buy cheap crap?
No. 172306
>>172256She wrote it fine (it's very basic tho) but what
>>172277 said is true
kiki probably made it up anyway
No. 172319
>>172317Still, they look so ducking ugly when they're cluttered all the rings in just one hand with the bracelet
She has absolutely no fashion sense at all
No. 172332
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>>172293Don't know if I'm right and if it will help, but that burrito looks just like Chipotle's Vegetarian Burritos.
No. 172336
>>172296Kaka, it's ビーガン(bii-gan) not ベーガン(beh-gan). It's ridiculous that she's going on about how ~fluent~ she's becoming but she can't get the words you'd definitely think she'd know right. (Another example: she literally said 赤ちゃんな猫 to say "kitten")
>>172334I bet that as well.
No. 172340
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>>172293Burrito is from Frijoles, that might help find the original photos, if they are stolen.
No. 172343
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Shes on fire today
No. 172344
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Also how to know if you're an indigo child, by Indigo Child Kiki herself
https://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal/status/638355385250770944 No. 172346
>>172344All autistic*
Wow, she's egotistical as
fuck today! Worse than normal, it's nauseating.
No. 172350
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Jesus, she will find any reason to state that she has an S.O. Is talking about a box of Orville relevant to anything in this shitty vanity video?
No. 172359
>>172344Of course she did, so your dumbass
family would buy more of her dumbass books.
>>172343How exactly does she think she spreads "love and harmony"? By posting about it on Twitter and bitching out and blocking anyone who isn't kissing her ass sufficiently?
>>172346Maybe she's having a manic episode.
No. 172363
>>172353It's called nanpa
Audrey married her nanpa, lol
No. 172368
>>172366Audrey Mh, another baka gaijin kawaii moderu in Japan. There's a thread on her in /snow/
She also browses this board
No. 172380
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> embrace your goddess energy! > I manifest harmony wherever I go> shitty haters with their shitty lives>>172353Well, even this is a reason for her to brag. She has been going on about that way before Japan.
No. 172390
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I got excited and thought she'd made another "everyone sexually harasses me" video, but it was just a sunflower growing video. wtf man.
If Kiki was a sunflower she'd be the one wilting in the shadow of a much more glorious sunflower. You lean forward to read the label beneath the magnificent beast
It reads: Kota-chan
No. 172413
>>172264It's called nanpa/ナンパ and is basically where guys will hang around popular areas of Tokyo like Shibuya and ask any reasonably attractive Japanese girl or any thin foreigners if they're models in order to attract them into unpaid work and sham contracts.
It's a scam basically and Kirsten is a complete moron for falling for it.
No. 172415
>>172336Wow are you serious? I thought kitten was 子猫.
That's like, the most basic shit holy shit I learnt that in the first week of my Japanese course.
Shit she is embarrassing.
No. 172433
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It's a banner!!!
I feel like I've been Kek-blessed
No. 172437
>>172435lol still don't understand why she's tweeting in japanese
does she think the haters can't use google translate
some of you even speak it and apparently she sucks at it haha if anything it's giving us more to laugh at
No. 172441
>>172437She's only doing it to show off. There's literally no other reason for it.
I get if you are trying to learn another language, you'd want to actually use it and practice. But it's best to do that with a native/someone at a higher level than you are. From what I've seen, none of her followers are natives or at a higher level than she is.
No. 172443
>>172435she knows fuck all Japanese and is just using a translator
at fuck kota made an effort
No. 172450
>>172380Lol at this period=feminity crap.
If she weren't so washed up and irrelevant, the sjws would have a field day with this one = more milk, because "not all girls are born with a vagina."
No. 172472
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It seems like she's lurking the last thread since we discussed how the one picture of the cats in that long tube that she retweeted was kind of cruel.
No. 172474
>>172472THE TUBE CAT WAS FUNNY TO HER BUT THE DILATED PUPILS ISNT
FUCK YOU KIKI
No. 172499
>>172346Ha! Actually cannot believe she genuinely believes this.
>>172286Yeah, if you're not putting the study in now while you're immersed in the language (tip: even Kanadajin "studies"), your language ability will stagnate. You know that's if you wanna go beyond basic stuff like what toppings you want on your pizza and, you know, want to actually have a meaningful conversation that isn't Google Translate phrases.
>>172206Kiki, this ain't cute! Posting this makes you look tacky at best, golddigger at worst unless you think sex work is degrading…
>>172251This shit is why all that ~enlightened~ stuff looks like bullshit. I know humans are multifaceted etc. etc., but the superficial/materialistic boastfulness shits right in the face of that spiritual stuff.
Also, if Kiki really looked that much like a model, SHE WOULD BE ONE BY NOW INSTEAD OF BRAGGING ABOUT IT!
>>172380Holyshit! She actually looked up the cliffnotes/wikipedia of a book that she didn't instagram?
Kiki, how are these passive aggressive tweets attacking us treating your wellbeing - you dole it out, but you don't realise/won't accept how much you should be following your own advice.
No. 172501
>>172492I could see that.
Some people may think it's childish for me to say this, but honestly it's kind of gross for her to go on about periods. I know it's a completely natural thing, but so is shitting and no one really needs to hear about that.
Back to the whole pure white maiden thing, I wonder if she tells the guys she sleeps with that she's a virgin.
No. 172509
>>172493Tons, I remember some old video or old post ages ago that she used to beg her mum to buy her preggo tests and the pill all the time. Then actually had a pregnancy scare… fucking hell kaka just use condom and a pill.
I bet #pray4taku's swimmers are shit tho
No. 172513
>>172492Nah she just over shares a lot. She probably thinks the blood off her indigo vagina is a holy grail or smthg
Also I don't think she lies about being a Virgin as someone else pointed out BUT I bet money she probably pulls a ~frail raped lil girl~ sob story
No. 172514
>>172502This is so cringey and pathetic but Kota looks hot in these vids.
What happened.
Also I only just realized her voice sounds so different in these to how she speaks in her YouTube vids (when she's speaking English), it's strange. She has a different accent and everything on YT.
No. 172521
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>>172390She has to be in fucking fl that second tweet confirms it for me.
Its hurricane season here and it has been raining non stop for three days.
No. 172551
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>>172548Derp, dropped muh pic
No. 172560
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>>172544I don't know how it
has been for the last couple of days but it looks like it checks out; forecast is rainy.
No. 172596
>>172215meanwhile the real kiki rocks herself back and forth, alone, on the floor of her florida bedroom. it is hurricane season, so heavy rain is falling outside her window. its steady rhythm provides a comforting distraction from reality which allows her to fall further into her delusions with each passing day. sometimes the plodding raindrops sound vaguely like japanese whispers…
ちゅちゅちゅー
No. 172602
>>172596there is an iphone on the floor beside her. the screen is dark. the phone has actually been disconnected for years.
a floorboard creaks somewhere in the house.
a shadow passes through the crack under her bedroom door.
maybe it is kathy or scott walking by to check on their daughter.
it's actually the family cat who, after a brief pause, just continues walking; even he wants nothing to do with this girl.
No. 172614
>>172251as for the model question… do we know how tall is she?
I always thought she's tall, like 170-174cm but judging by her sister's size, she should be way below model's height
No. 172646
>>172435赤ちゃんな猫
www!!! :^)
No. 172669
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>>172650The even more ridiculous thing is she's actually seen 子猫 before, pic related. I know it was before she started learning Japanese, but I'm pretty sure the "赤ちゃんな猫" picture was taken at a cat cafe so she'd most likely see 子猫 again anyway.
No. 172731
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>>172669The caption on this picture infuriates me for some reason
No. 172740
>>172462She has actually gotten some shit from sjw's when she went on a rant about racism. When they confronted her about it, she told them a sob story about how a ~poc~ called her a "white bitch" or "white whore," something along those lines, and tried to stab her at school. She also kept going on to them about how she's never done anything racist ever and they hated her just because she's white, lol ok Kaka.
I was just thinking about it, I'm surprised she never got onto the whole sjw/feminist thing since she loves being a victim. But then again, with the whole sjw thing, she wouldn't be that much of a victim since she's able-bodied, white, straight, and cis.
No. 172759
>>172260>>"Kiki is probably a human shaped sack of flesh piloted by bugs. She is demented."pls be new banner
i want this engraved
No. 172764
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>>172759It doesn't move but
No. 172767
>>172764omg, please can you add bugs crawling all over her (animated if you can)?
Then it would be fucking perfect!
No. 172771
>>172767I knew it was missing something!
Unfortunately, I'm just some faggot using pixlr. I don't know how to do animated stuff :/ but I'm sure there are many talented anons who could make a better banner than me.
No. 172773
>>172761Meh, she wouldn't find more than what we have
But the potential drama would have been amazing
No. 172807
>>172657The photo Kiki posted has the Frijoles logo right there on the wrapper.
She's probably just lying about the price or getting it at all.
No. 172809
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go to her Twitter for more #enlightenement
She's on a roll
No. 172813
>>172809Is she equating hersled to Dalai Lama and Mother Theresa?
wow, kiki's ego never disappoints
No. 172818
>>172809She's
constantly posting shit like this about how she doesn't let the ~haters~ affect her and that she doesn't think about it and stays ~enlightened~ but by churning out this long-winded drivel every hour it proves the complete opposite; she's completely fucking consumed by the hate and criticism she receives to the point of paranoia, her life truly revolves around it. It's all she thinks about and it's stupidly obvious.
No. 172824
>>172813LOL I think it's more like "well this people had haters too there's nothing wrong with me ^^"
>>172818Agreed 100%. It gives off a vibe she has nothing else going on and while she acting positive now, it's only a matter of time before cracking and going on a 3 page long rant, posting screenshots etc
No. 172831
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>>172809>>172813turning out just like her insane mom. she would be so proud
No. 172832
>>172829What's funny is that she doesn't realize how valuable a white/black/non-Japanese person who speak fluent Japanese is when it comes to learning. I'm talking about people who have passed the high levels of JLPT and are very good at it. They usually learn a lot of things (grammar, verb conjugation, etc) that natives don't always do properly.
Example: TONS of native English speakers are shit at it and there are so many who have English and second/third language with a way better grasp at it, because they have studied it well and have a deep interest in actually learning. You can't just assume a native is the best person to teach you shit. lol
It's often easier for a second-language learner to teach someone else based on how they learned it, by hard study and not just "picking up shit and words while growing up"
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No. 172851
>>172842Except you're not his wife Kaka…you've known Taco for less than a year and you're already babbling on about marriage like it's
definitely going to happen, Jesus fuck.
She wants that spouse visa
baaaad.
Shame she's just his temporary gaijin fucktoy.
No. 172875
>>172842mira tried a video series on this.
and some other women also document it on youtube.
and… its not that glamorous kaka. but i guess if you have no education and dont speak the language, you have no choice but to be a hosuewife. have fun cleaning taku's dirty socks and underwear for 50 years.
No. 172876
>>172832This.
>>172845She'd be causing all the drama and then twist everything around so she's the victim.
>>172875She can't even be a housewife either since you'd know she'd refuse to do actual house work.
No. 172898
>>172875Nah she's probably thinking "The Real Housewives of…" Kind of thing.
I'd love to see her and Mira team up on that.
No. 172907
>>172880Studio Ghibli is as well-known in Japan as Disney is pretty much everywhere in the world.
It's a household name.
No. 172982
>>172809Gonna break Poe's Law here, but she did in this tweet by taking that extreme: Kiki, you know who also had "haters"? Hitler…Damher…Saddam Hussein…Bin Laden…Vlad the Impaler…Judas…are you saying these people had no reason to have haters too? Don't forget you pulled/are pulling your fair share of shit - and if you don't admit it, you're not in the #enlightenedbeings group that the Dalai Lama and Mother Theresa are and never will be if you can't even admit your wrongdoings online (they were committed online - hence an admittion is fitting).
(also: note she suddenly started putting haters in quotes :p - only "haters" do that!…)
No. 172983
>>172982This!
>(also: note she suddenly started putting haters in quotes :p - only "haters" do that!…)I also noticed that lmao. We do it because the term refers to people who hate someone for no reason/out of jealousy/etc. (also it's just a stupid term imo) It's ridiculous she'd start doing it because she genuinely believes we hate her for no reason and are jealous of her.
No. 172988
>>172983I want to add:
If she's already copying us with that, I wonder if she'll start giving out the life advice we try to give her to her twitter followers and act like she came up with it on her own.
No. 172999
>>172998*we have hit
*her ego
No. 173039
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This isn't all that interesting, but Kota actually acknowledged Kaka for once.
No. 173070
>>173039Did she happen to tell her happy birthday tho..?
(What day is Kota claiming to be her birthday again?)
No. 173107
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So… for anyone who can actually read moonspeak, does this saw ~raw vegan chocolate~?
No. 173108
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Kaka Kardashian is active on twitter. (Doing anything but studying.)
No. 173109
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>>173108She's such a condescending bitch.
No. 173110
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>>173109She needs a miracle.. the miracle of bangs.
No. 173152
kiki if you really read and "studied" books about mindfulness and spirituality and happiness/love and those subjects and follow pretty much any website like tiny buddha, you have to know that EGO is a huge thing to do with those.
you are doing the complete opposite of what you think you're preaching. your ego is so fucking big that there is no room for anything else.
>>173107does vegan chocolate even exist in japan
No. 173158
>>173107It says:
"raw chocolate
<100% natural organic plant>"
No. 173161
>>173158 highly highly doubt it's vegan
how common is vegan chocolate in japan? she's claiming you can just buy it at cafes? i barely see it in america even.
No. 173163
>>173161It's not common but not impossible to find
Just gotta know where to look
No. 173169
>>173163dude, c'mon now
this is lolcow, whenever a cow does anything it's
always either autistic, hilarious a lie or impossible, they're not capable of doing normal things
clearly this is both a lie and impossible, vegan chocolates are highly, highly uncommon in Japan considering it's not even on the same planet as the rest of the countries. How could they possibly have access to it? And even if Japan was a part of Earth, vegan chocolates are super exclusive. You can't just buy them with money, you have to sell your soul.
No. 173182
>>173169I forgot what a third world country Japan is
Look at their technology for instance, it's utter shit
No. 173185
>>173178Ok I live in Japan and the vegan options are VERY LIMITED
But they are not IMPOSSIBLE to find
So y'all need to stop acting like she could never in her life find anything vegan
No. 173215
>>173152You his act like Kiki just pretend she isn't a massively self centered egomaniac narcissist. IMHO I think she's just been so conditioned by her parents to believe she's a super special unique and different angel indigo child, that she thinks she's the only person on earth on a higher plane of existence, a true empath alien princess from Mars. She
actually believes this. I think if Kiki ever became self aware enough to realize what a train wreck, failure and loser she is she would kill herself.
No. 173226
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She's tagging to get random likes on her photos. The white girl is getting desperate.
No. 173256
>>173254That's it, it's probably just chocolate for those who can't have dairy.
She honestly believes that Japan cater to her every kira-kira vegan need. If it were "raw" it would just be the cocoa bean, unprocessed.
No. 173275
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>>173003Ugh I lurked thru her profile to find a insta/tweet where she claimed she was crying in a café and this guy approached her, said "everything's gonna be fine" and gave her his number. So. It seems for Kira Kira this kind of shit always happens. Later, she posted some photos of her outfit in the cafe, taken by someone else and I just went like "holy shit Kaka he gave you his number, you were crying because the world was sooo cruel and dark and you STILL had time to have him taking a picture of your outfit??"
But I couldn't find it :( found a bunch of old kek-y stuff though
>>173259> picture related U kidding? She always looked supah young! 21 going 12'
No. 173285
>>173278I highly doubt it. If she was actually embarrassed about the cringeworthy/delusional shit she's said, she'd delete most of her tweets/ig captions. She doesn't see anything wrong with them because she sees it as just having self-love/confidence. She doesn't get that there's a huge difference between loving yourself/being confident and being egotistical.
I think the only thing she's done that she's actually embarrassed about are the videos from the scene days that show how she truly is.
No. 173286
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>>173278Nah. She still has this classic beaut up, even when youve laughed our asses off over and over.
She's probnaly embarrassed of the old videos that don't quite fit with the persona she wants to sell nowadays.
No. 173287
>>173285Exactly
so in 5 more years when its not trending to be spiritual love is light vegan earth mama, she will be embarassed of her 2015 self as she clings to the newest trends of the time
No. 173398
>>173370I think it's eyeliner.
Which makes me think, why does it matter if your eyeliner is Sailor Moon? No one would known the difference??
"Oh wow I love your makeup today, is that *~raw vegan kawaii sailor moon~* eyeliner you're wearing today??? Sugoi desu ne! So model like Kira Kira Princess of Mars"
No. 173488
>>173398I get being suckered into this stuff because I always am, but it's really pointless for her to get it. Usually people get cute/cool versions of plain things because it's something that people will be seeing. She doesn't leave the house, have friends, or even make makeup tutorials anymore, so why does it matter that it's kawaii sailor moon eyeliner?
>>173469But then she'll make a tweet going on about how much she wanted it but didn't get it because she loves animals much more, like she did with that sailor moon tea cup.
No. 173508
>>173108HOW the fuck does she afford such expensive meals? When I lived in Tokyo I would spend 500-800 yen on most meals, 1000 max. Also, fresh produce is generally very expensive in Japan! She must be loaded/taku must be loaded if she can afford being vegan in that country.
It's plain dumb. I'm vegan, but I live in Australia and we have excellent agriculture so it's affordable. I would not be vegan if I moved to Japan unless I could afford it.
No. 173542
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>LOL Letwo sides of Kaka
No. 173549
>>173109Honestly? I find the Sailor Moon eyeliners they've been dishing out like mad lately to be pointless. Only crazy collectors that lose their shit over a Sailor Moon wash cloth really buy the eyeliners. The dumb thing about it all is that they don't even
use the shit. Whats the point of makeup if you're not going to use it?
No. 173551
>>173547Being vegan seems like more stress, effort and money than its worth tbh
fuck it kaka just eat a burger and look healthy again
No. 173557
>>173375She probably thinks she's too good for it, she doesn't know how to, she's too lazy, and/or says that she eats out all the time to seem "rich."
If she really is just eating out all the time, I wonder if she'll gain weight from it. It'd be really funny if she did become fat since Kota used to be the fat sister living in her shadow and then she'd be the fat sister living in Kota's shadow.
No. 173569
>>173547>>173508If the main meal is over £10 I will just order a side salad.
I'm not an Ostrenga. I won't spend money I don't have or get into debt to but material things just so I could post a picture of it in Instagram.
No. 173608
>>173161It's really not that difficult to find vegan food in
Tokyo if you know how to read a label. It's not like she's in some rural town.
No. 173668
>>173657Her body is just boxy in general.
>>169324I do agree that the outfits she wears don't flatter her body style at all.
No. 173738
>>17355True. She really know shit about nutrition and how to look healthy (at least look… And she's the one talking air about the ~smokers~ lol)
>>173668Tbh it's not a CRIME to be boxy. Felice fawn was (an emaciated, shooped box) but she (occasionally) were things that looked good.
Kiki's mentality is stuck in that ~I'm a LOTR elven hur dur~ and can't see reality
No. 173803
>>173738Nah Felice wasn't a box, she had wider hips and shoulders, she just photoshopped them smaller (if that's what you meant by your photoshopped comment). She was still left with a slightly hourglass figure, and she had bigger boobs.
That and I don't think she ever wore clothing. Like at all.
No. 173813
>>173576It would make a lot of sense. She essentially has been claiming she has a disability for years now with her scoliosis.
And one can bet if their son is as autistic as they make him out to be, he is on SSI.
No. 174004
>>173813I don't think she ever used the word "disability" to describe her scoliosis. Also, it's not SEVERE, so it doesn't disables her of doing anything - at most, it can be a pain in the ass sometimes. End of.
I did read tweets of her talking about her chiropract, though, which I think is so exxagerated. Just get on with strengthening, lay off the heels and you'll be fine (speaking from own experience).
No. 174028
>>173821Yeah it is Aliexpress and Taobao. I've seen them before and I sell jewellery from these sites on my Depop (shhhh).
It's so cheap, quality is alright but not amazing amazing. Just nice I guess to show on your day off I guess. Everything kaka owns kawaii wise is off Taobao and Aliexpress. Cos it's just a fad atm I guess. Kota was the same, spent her dolla on replica Viv and Liz lisa. But oh well.
No. 174032
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meanwhile, Kiki fails to make that long-time promised video on how to be 100% immaculate vegan in Japan (makes me believe she's not quite strictly following this lifestyle in Japan)
No. 174045
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I'm not sure where she gets all of her jewelry, but I know Gasoline Glamour sells similar stuff. Some of the rings look just like Kiki's.
No. 174053
>>174045>>174052>>174049I literally just came on this site now, saw this ugly ass ring and said "kiki"
boy i was right too
No. 174070
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>>174049>>174053>>174052Y'all are just jealous of her amazing craft art unique Kira Kira skills.
Image related:
> "the sterling silver ring I made when I was 9">what a prodigy indigo child!Sure Jan.gif
No. 174071
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>>174045the thing under her hand…
is that…
a bunch of kyuubey heads?
No. 174073
>>174068Well Taobao and Aliexpress are BOTH from China its just that Taobao is cheaper. ALL these shitty chinese online kawaii stores are interlinked its just that some boost the prices up on different platform sites.
Anyway yeah Aliexpress just type in "crystal gem stone quartz rings" or something like "stone boho chic quartz"
shit like that basically and Taobao is harder cos you need to know chinese/chinese characters but they're on there alright
No. 174075
>>174074OR kaka could have bought the bases off there cheap and stone then DIY'd them herself lol
I used to make some jewellery and used Aliexpress for my materials.
No. 174076
>>174070Gee, little Kirsten was smithing and crafting jewellery at age 9?
It's
literally unbelievable!
No. 174085
>>174076And, what's better: a pimp sterling silver ring aka the one saying "hoe".
Yup, totally her work, buying raw silver and making a ring saying "hoe" with her own bare Kira Kira hands at the tender age of 9… An artist… A rebel… An indigo..
No. 174086
>>174084You have to keep looking around, i remember kaka bought those angel wing rings and angel collar clips and they were from chinese wholesales
dont trust kaka
No. 174093
>>174085Fuck, I thought it said 'hoe' for a minute but then I was like "no, it couldn't be" and thought it was part of a longer word.
There's so many reasons why her claiming she made that at 9yo is complete bullshit.
Who the fuck does she take us for?
Even her followers aren't that stupid, surely…(?)
No. 174130
>>174114I will neck myself if I hear her doing ASMR videos.
That shit already makes me uncomfortable as it is, but hearing her witchy + constantly breaking voice slithering into my ears like that would send me over the edge.
No. 174155
>>174122This.
The picture had a quote just saying she'd rather eat cardboard than meat again. It literally had nothing to do with her living a vegan lifestyle or anything. Does she not get you can eat a vegan/vegetarian diet without being an animal rights activist? Some people just don't like meat/animal products.
Also why does she think she can really judge these people for not being good vegans/animal rights activists? What the fuck has she ever done for the animals? Absolutely nothing.
No. 174217
>>174114Ah, but if she said it was her idea, someone here (me) would say that she's planning to rip off ALBinwonderland (Popular youtuber who has an entire second youtube channel dedicated to ASMR videos - I know other people do those videos too, but she's very popular so I wouldn't be surprised if Kaka's trying to get a piece) as a way to gain more youtube fans. But seeing as it's a "fan" who suggested it, she'll claim that it wasn't her idea - yeah not buying it.
I know her fans are deluded, but they're not THAT deluded.
No. 174264
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>>174077>Art AttackMemories.
It always pissed me off, how much glue the guy was using. The glue is way more expensive than the final object, if you bought it in a store.
(Sage bc offtopic)
No. 174523
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Omg, guiz, u just don't understand ~*veganism~*~
No. 174525
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Me and muh 7 course vegan dinner
1 pea = 1 course
No. 174527
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It's ok guiz, Kiki Dhalai got this!
Poor Mari though, Kiki's email response will only be a tl;dr about herself, her beliefs and how she doesn't curr about haters because she's an ethereal vegan queen
No. 174531
>>174527Btw this is the same girl Kiki bitched about here
>>166870Fucking kek
It proves that Kiki only read the tweet and didn't see who it was. All she saw was "OMG A CHANCE TO PLAY HERO"
No. 174557
>>174525She's really been trying to push that housewife image lately.
She must be dreaming about that Visa every night.
No. 174567
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She invented stripes in hair and veganism
No. 174569
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Image was deletes before I could see it
No. 174570
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>>174569It's still up; it's just a dumb video of her sitting in a #vegancafe and showing off her ugly white ~virginal~ mesh get-up.
No. 174572
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Has she started filling in her brows slightly or am I imagining things?
No. 174573
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IT'S NOT RAW. IT'S A PANCAKE. IT'S BEEN COOKED IN A PAN.FOR GOODNESS SAKE KIRSTEN.
No. 174582
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>>174575Lol I did (in a 'nice' way bc if I didn't she would delete it and I genuinely wanted to see what she would say)
I work in a whole food cafe and we do lots of raw foods. That's totally not what raw means (and she knows it) but at least she's staying committed to her lie
She's so deluded
No. 174588
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>>174567>veganism wasn't well known 8 years ago.I kind of feel like she probably does think she's inspired a lot of people to become vegans even though…it's not like it's unusual.
No. 174589
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Thus top tweet is so fucking ironic coming from her.
No. 174590
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Lol "Inner work" Ssuureeeee Kirsten.
>>174587I was wondering what set her off to say that on her Twitter. I am surprised she even responded.
Also calling bullshit on her not wearing circle lens. In a few of her pics she definitely wearing them.
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Aka she can't keep her story straight.
No. 174595
>>174592She answers questions so passive aggressively.
Such ~love & light~
No. 174596
>>174592> organic vegetarianBecause regular vegetarian wasn't good enough for ring maker kiddo Kiki
I do recall her tweeting about how she did so well in a test on Middle School that her teacher wanted to give her ice cream or smthg and she was like "I can't I'm cruelty free".
Shifting stories everywhere! See Kiki, that's why we keep screenshots.
No. 174597
>>174590idk what shes trying to prove or gain with this vegan bs
but no 1 curr kaka
u eat it and shit it out at the end of the day
none of us care
if u wanna chow down some grass that your cat has pissed on from your garden
NO ONE CARES KAKA
No. 174598
>>174589>>"If you're insecure then everything seems like shade to you">>"If you're insecure then everything seems like shade to you">>"If you're insecure then everything seems like shade to you"JFC! She can go on and on about claiming to have done so much "inner work", but she needs help with her self-awareness like NOW! How many times have people written constructive criticism about her and she has taken it up wrong? Like recently a FAN asked her a question and she took it as shade judging by her long-ass reply.
This girl needs help: she's insecure as fuck, but is so deluded by her self-affirmations that she can't even be real with herself that that shit isn't working for her and clearly isn't pulling herself up when she doesn't follow said self-affirmations. Self-affirmations only work if you consciously work on your words, thoughts , actions and your follow through (e.g. if repeating to yourself that you love and respect yourself, you're not going to put yourself in situations where you knowingly will be disrespected and can't handle it - that is disrespect against yourself etc.). Otherwise it's just white noise in the morning and that is not "inner work".
No. 174600
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Her followers are also extremely not self-aware (or ignorant and don't quite know how karma even works. Aka wishing "a lot of bad karma" for others produces bad karma for you, asslicker)
No. 174601
>>174592durr I
>>174588 read her tweet wrong. Still though. Veganism isn't new.
She's a junkfood vegan anyway. Not healthy.
>>174600I feel like most of her fans (even some of the ones posted her) are not actually fans, just asskissers trying to build up her self-image so she'll chimp out some more. Her fans quickly become her enemies anyway.
No. 174604
>>174600Well a lot of them are following her thinking she's knowledgable about shit like this so it's not surprising that they're more lost than her.
>>174601Yeah a fair few of her followers definitely seem to be the asslicker type alright!
No. 174606
>>174603"Bad harma in their boring lives" <
Thing is most of us are probably on breaks/day offs sat here, most of us probably work and go to university/college. Most of us do have lives but we just enjoy watching the cows throw a hissy fit and give us our daily milk. It's funny, I enjoy cows spazzing out more than I do actual celebrities.
No. 174608
>>174606The fact that her fans have no idea how Karma works despite Kiki preaching about it so much shows either Kiki isn't understanding the concept of karma correctly and/or isn't verbalising it correctly to her followers. I feel like she would've written a post explaining karma (in relation to "haterz") on her blog by now, but no. Just seems to be another buzzword for her to throw out there, rather than a concept of which to raise awareness to her followers.
Cause you know, she said it herself that the only reason she's on social media is to raise awareness of certain topics, but I'm still confused as to what exactly unless her retweets and her conceited and pretentious preaching are supposed to raise awareness…
No. 174611
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As someone who works in a restaurant, I wouldn't take her seriously.
No. 174623
>>174617i dont think its unbelievable, its just stupid.
im sure there are vegans who do indeed say they have an allergy so as to avoid contamination with non-vegan food.
food service industry is certainly not always respectable of dietary restrictions. especially in japan where those things hardly exist
No. 174625
>>174582> cream made from nutsthis is one dumb aspectof veganism/paleo those special diets.
they make all these replacements, no, more like concocations for dairy/eggs/etc but they end up being grossly high in calories and/or even more processed/articificial than the real stuff
No. 174632
>>174616Honestly, I don't think I know anyone more obnoxious than Kiki.
She must be absolutely fucking unbearable to deal with in real life.
I don't even want to imagine.
No. 174662
>>174632I think so as well.
I'm a serious vegetarian so I do get it. But it's not going to fucking kill you if what you're eating touches something that has touched it. I'd much rather eat something that has been touched by something that has touched meat, than make a huge deal out of everything and piss everyone off.
I hope her server got tired of her shit and put meat juice in her food.
No. 174666
>>174567>cruelty free lifestyle since i was 8SURE JAN
>>174573>raw vegan pancakeSURE JAN
No. 174674
>>174611holy fuck this one got me
who the fuck does she think she is? i live with a vegan and she's not this idiotic.
i also work in a restaurant and no we're not going to take you seriously, we're going to laugh at you in the back.
she expects restaurants to have brand new utensils that they can just take right out of a package just to use for some idiot?
i sense some huge milk coming our way. she's getting more and more delusional and egotistical and posting more and more bullshit that i feel she's on her way to having a mental breakdown or something.
No. 174676
>>174667I agree.
This reminds me of when her warui sensei sent her non-vegan stuff and people were confronting her on how ungrateful she was, and she was saying "WELL WHAT IF I HAD ALLERGIES TO ALL THESES THINGS AND I COULD DIE FROM IT?!?!?!?!" I bet that's how she's going to react when she reads our posts about how much of an asshole she's being for this.
No. 174693
>>174677That or just not go to Japan where it's really hard/expensive to be a vegan.
This is one reason why Kota will always be the better sister imo. She understands that she doesn't always have the option to be 100% vegan where she is and she doesn't have a mental breakdown about it.
No. 174709
>>174611>>174616>>174623>>174630>>174673>>174674>>174704Another anon that works in a restaurant here. I work at a sushi place in an affluent neighborhood. The amount of people with seafood allergies that try to get something here with a guarantee of no cross-contamination is insane. And these people are always the type that order very little food, so for all the trouble they put you through, their order is $12 when the average order is $40+ per person. Also, so many people claim to be allergic to gluten but want to eat sushi, which has gluten because of the rice vinegar, and argue with me about it. And vegans that want to eat the pad thai! That has fish sauce in it. I argue with so many fucktards now because I want to make them feel stupid in front of their family/friends and no longer care about my tip. Of course there are people with celiac's disease and stuff, but those people are always apologetic and already aware what to avoid because they looked at the menu before coming in.
Also, after working in a lot of restaurants and even a nut-free bakery, I noticed that it's mostly rich white people that have allergies. I do my best for people with shellfish allergies, peanut allergies, and dairy intolerance, but everyone else can fuck themselves. On multiple occasions I've heard a parent lie and say their kid has an allergy, and the kid will say, "I'm not allergic! I just don't like it!"
No. 174721
>>174709That's exactly it. Those who do have allergies or dietary restrictions due to religion are incredibly apologetic if they have to make amendments to their order because they realise the hassle it causes. And a lot of them will make up for the hassle with the tip.
But people who claim they have allergies when they don't and treat the service staff like shit for the menu not living up to their standards (you weren't forced to eat here specifically, sweetheart! Also the waiters aren't responsible for the dish ingredients/menu - stop attacking them!) are usually incredibly rude and can just get fucked. And then they wonder why food service workers won't take them seriously.
No. 174745
>>174704What irks me about this whole vegan in Japan thing or anywhere really is that, I don't understand why people go to these countries knowing they're not exactly vegan A* and moan about it? Then everywhere has to cater for fucking vegans. Being vegan seems like more stress than it's worth.
Stop fucking moaning kaka either don't eat at all or fuck off back home to Florida.