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I know people say in videos he looks like he's sick of her shit but judging by her tweets about Taco (if they're true) it seems like he's her actual Japanese male counterpart.
It's kind of terrifying.
I know right? It was cute when Dakota did it and she ps'd herself to look younger.
As an adult with an aging face, those shoes make her look desperate. Margot jr in the making.
This is a mistery to me as well (though she used to have a job on retail so yes! She worked a day in her life, probably). Scott and Cathy, an maybe Taku parents are supporting them. They are probably well-off too.
Andddd… Dakota? Idk, I imagine they'd guilt-trip to her to it at some extent.
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> you're doing what you love
… Riding cabs?
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Because bacon is fucking delicious.
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Lmao not even that far. i mean.
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Does anyone remember Kaka complaining about people copying + pasting her bio? I found this chick. She's one of the five active fans of Kiki so… Yeah. Maybe it was aimed at her.
Bad move, dissing a fan though.
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Why can't she ask Taco or Kota? Or Taco's family?
Why can't she just Google it?
Now she's using any opportunity to say ~LOOK I'M IN JAPAN GUYZ~
I agree. In almost all of the videos we've seen of him, he acts completely normal. He does act a little like that in that "orgasm face" video, but I feel like he was just playing along with her. In that video at that space thing, she was acting weirdly, but he literally didn't acknowledge her at all. I feel like if he was actually like that, he'd do some weird shit with her and there'd be videos of him doing this shit without her initiating it.>>166874
She did this on her first trip as well.
What's weird about Kirsten is that there isn't a single appealing feature on her hideous mug.
She has those beady little downward sloped eyes, her nose is a hooked honk, her lips straight-up look like they don't belong on her face, you could screen a projector on that fivehead, her hair is lank and greasy looking, and out of carefully angled photos and videos like >>166812
you can tell her actually face is saggy and bloated looking with little to no jaw or cheekbone.
How sad that she is as thin as she is but has no defined features.
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cbf shooping out all of her hair but thought it ended up looking pretty lulsy regardless.
if anyone is actually not lazy like me and can be bothered to make her 100% bald, please be my guest.
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Also would just like to share how terrifying the thumbnail looks in my folders.
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Oh look another livingdoll wannabe
OT but who tells these people theyre good at drawing….
Dakota wannabe indeed. Bonus for "showing sensationalist videos to change people's mind" mindset.
The drawing doesn't bother me much. She's clearly learning. As much as she's not claiming "vegan. Empath. Self taught artist."
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You mean Taco's parents' place.
What are you even talking about? Corn cakes, salsa, guac, corn cobs, roasted chiles, rice, beans? All vegan and delicious.
But yeah, she should consider herself lucky that she has some vegan options in Tokyo at all.
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Look like the time warp guy
Ngl, she's actually really cute.
I'm surprised Kaka didn't attack her for copying both her and Kota because she has been dropping Kota's name a lot lately.
I still think it's really shitty of Kaka to attack her on twitter. She seems to be a fairly young girl and she really looks up to Kaka/Kota. I know it's creepy/weird to be a copycat, but a lot of younger people will try copy someone they look up to. Idk, just imagine being attacked publicly(I know Kaka didn't @ her or anything, but you can still find out who she is easily) by someone you look up to a lot.
Also it's really hypocritical of Kaka to do this because she always goes on about adults bullying her and Kota when they were ~minors~, but now she's an adult bullying a girl that seems to be a minor.
If her Japanese is so ~fluent~, can't she just ask for whatever it is she wants without meat?
Also last time she was there, she was making it seem like Japan is the most vegan place in the world…
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Yeah, but let's not forget she was acting like Japan was incredibly vegan friendly during her last trip. And I think she did say that Taku asks for things to be vegan for her?
this is another reason why i don't believe she's actually in tokyo AGAIN
plus all that about going to disney world together and taku coming to pick her up in america just to fly back to tokyo
all of that shit is SO. FUCKING. EXPENSIVE. there is no fucking way her family could afford all that in such a short time. and what are the chances of taku's family being that wealthy either? and being willing do all that stuff for HER. he JUST met her.
who casually just flies back and forth from japan/usa whenever they want?
kota never comes home to visit, so how would kiki be able to go back and forth whenever she wants?
i don't believe any of the bs she's spewing>>167175
we'll see if she ever makes said video
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full voldemort mode
Aw man I desperately want to eat tofu but every time I have it's given me horrible stomachaches and diarrhoea.
I think I must be one of that unfortunate 10% of people that can't digest it properly.
Oh… I guess I should've mentioned they're real ones D:
I got them almost four years ago from some UK site… Sorry about that!
That would most likely be why yours don't look like shit if they're real VW.
Kota's/Kiki's are 100% Taobao garbage.
I've noticed that 'velveteencockroach' person is like her #1 asslicker on instagram too (with an exception of that "kiki my queen, notice me" guy); they're always commenting on her shit and sucking up to her.
If Kiki doesn't care about her most 'avid' fans then that just proves she has absolutely no loyalty or actual interest in them except that they aid in boosting her online 'fame' (if you can call it that).
So much ~love, light, help and guidance~ coming from her.
Why do you care
That isn't kaka
hahaha what an excuse
i think it's a combination of that plus i like to think she ignores people to give the impression that she's too busy with life or has too many followers tweeting and commenting to reply. only the cool popular people with tons of followers don't reply to everyone yknow
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Ok, she claims this is her apt. In Japan? https://instagram.com/p/xi_X1KDRIN/
So if she's been there so long and made a home there, why she still got this suitcase just chilling in the bedroom?
that was from her other visit.
but dude why is she calling it an "apartment"
it's a hotel bitch it has a bed already.
so she's been trying to pass this shit off since her other visit
>apartment or hotel?
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I found an old tumblr of her that I didn't know existed. http://lostcauselobotomy.tumblr.com
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Personal shopper. Kek.
Yeah, I used to think she was still quite pretty but couldn't style herself for shit
these recent pictures and videos
holy fucking shit
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I think this is the only time I've found her to be attractive. Its a shame shes not doing what she use to do.
I would gladly pay Kirsten NOT to dress me.
It's like she broke into a Taobao stockists, rolled around and waited to see what stuck.
too bad kota went down the shitty kawaii route and kiki followed
Wasn't it around that time that she tweeted people told her she looked like Heidi Montag and she was all like "Heidi looks like me! She got surgery and I was born this way"?
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Yup, Angelina Jolie too.
True Kiki 'Konceited' Kannibal style.
These days she tries so hard to cover her egotistical attitude with all this *~love&light~* shit, trying to seem selfless and modest but her true ugly personality still peeks through.
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I can actually see some resemblance to pre-ps Heidi though.
Her comparisons are a lot more accurate than Kota's one. I remember Kota once said something on tumblr about how her parents think she looks like Gogo from Kill Bill
>I wish I could share my progress & journey to help others in a safer environment.
>Maybe I can start/share w/ a private community of people who are interested in bettering & healing themselves & want the tools to do it.
Is she legitimately expecting people to reach out to her and beg her to tell them what's going on in her life as if anyone except her gives a shit?
And under the guise of 'giving them the tools to heal themselves' as if she's doing them some kind of favour?
Fucking hell, Kiki. Just when I think it's physically impossible for you to be any more narcissistic, you prove me wrong.
Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.
This one stuck out #1.>>168287>>168287
>>168287>Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.
the lower the quality the better she looks
excluding the fivehead
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anyway why isn't she doing yoga with them instead of standing outside and taking a photo
Tbqh with the > volume in the hair> red lips> (apparently) non all white bridal bondage outfit
I'm just like "approved". Dat forehead isn't going anywhere anyway :P
Though you're right about the low quality lol
holy fuck this summer i did yoga in nature and the place where we did looks very similar to the place kaka posted (we were also in circle) so i shat my pants thinking kiki stole a picture from my yoga group
but they are actually in a different place and it seems to me they are all asians so it was a fake alarm
i am guessing she stole the pic from some site
It must be a "haha I'm smizing the hell out of it and am all made up! I should be on vogue! LOL jk!!! #random #funny"
Grav3yardgirl does say smthg like "somebody call Vogue!" When she's posing or whatever.
About the yoga picture, she's trying to imply she does smthg more in her day, I guess. But can you imagine "omg guys we are in contact with the nature in this special community moment… HOLD ON AND LET ME SNAP A PIC REAL QUICK"
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Go to her Twitter. It's crazy new age all over.
Yes, Kiki. Loving yourself is great. But narcissists don't really love themselves. Ego =/= self esteem
It's like a fuckin' billboard.
Why doesn't she take decent pictures anymore? What is with the bad Iphone camera pics?
Yeah but the difference is when grav3yardgirl says it, it's when she purposefully looks ridiculous and she's being sarcastic.
Kiki on the other hand probably legit thinks she's fashionable or should be in Vogue.
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another look that could have potentially been improved with bangs/fringe
They need to come down a little more, to her eyebrows or just above them maybe?
But still an improvement.
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Something like this maybe?
She looks miles better, but I still think she suits side-swept bangs the best
Anything is better than that gross flat thing she got going on now though
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this is shitty, but she would look 10 times better this way. why does she insist on that alien forehead?
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> wants to spread love and light
> but only in a private community with those she deems worth of it
She looks much nicer like that, anon
She says big foreheads make her look kawaii or something, but honestly I'm starting to think she can't be bothered doing the very small amount of regular maintenance bangs require
I get the idea, it looks nice!>>168424
This also looks nice, maybe a bit longer?
I don't think it would suit her current color though. I wonder what she'd look like with black hair. Can someone do a quick photoshop of this image: >>167824
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different image, because lazy….
this is kiki pulling of a Katy Perry
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Here ya go, anon.
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What am I doing with my life…
She would look best blonde, too bad she's too crazy to see that.
Thanks! She looks great :(
jesus, do people that are actually
"secure" with themselves constantly post about it??
it sounds like she is constantly giving herself the positive reinforcement and putting up a front
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Me too tbh.>>168425
I did this and then saw you posted yours so I just left it but I guess I might as well post it anyway since it's done.
She looks so much better with a side fringe, I don't understand how she can't see that. Doesn't she look in the mirror and get frustrated with how lank and dead flat her hair is? Why would she not be actively trying to improve it? Just one fringe cut and she could look a million times better. Like, come the fuck on, Kirsten.
hairstyle is not
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Someone on pull posted this side-by-side pic and it's really obvious she's wearing circle lenses in the left pic. I guess she now thinks Japan will love her if she wears circle lenses too.>>168356
People on pull think she's the one with the skirt, pink socks, and black shoes. I can see it. It looks like she's wearing that mesh cat jacket.>>168382
She looks like that girl Lauryn (the one who used to be a Kota clone)
Guys… I think it's time to put the keyboard down now…
LOLJK make her with a side shave Skrillex style!
I thought it was her too when I saw it but then I thought that outfit is too mom-like and atrocious, even for Kaka.
Looks like her hair though, definitely.
I knew there was something fishy about her eyes lately… Thank you Anon!
And also for pointing out who she is. Now I can safely say: that outfit is atrocious and awful af to practice any activity in (besides walking). She tries so hard.
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Andi Autumn just posted this and the massive forehead reminded me of Keeks.
I hope it's not becoming some sort of trend…
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i want to backwards image search. anybody find anything?
I agree but there's no such thing as extensions that don't cause damage.
Anything that places extra weight and stress on the hair is going to damage it.
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Andi's another one with Benjamin Button disease… This photo is from last year I think
I totally agree, every weeby kawaii wannabe out there has blunt bangs
Besides, her hair is so thin, there's a good chance she'd look really stupid with blunt bangs anyway
This was probably the event http://heyevent.com/event/iij2ks3wu72fia/pose-and-paws-presents-park-yoga
The teacher could be Kaka's best friendhttps://instagram.com/emyoga/
>Yoga teacher/Holistic Health counsellor/Animal Rights Activist/Ocean Lover/Vegan/Raw Vegan/Handstands & Chaturangas
yeah this is why the photo is weird to me haha
she could've asked someone to take it but who would? i highly doubt the one with the skirt is her. its just not something she would wear. the socks and shoes are especially hideous lol and it looks like a plaid skirt if you look closely. it had to be her taking the photo
When my yoga group did this, one of the yogi took the pic simply to be used for promotion of the group, everyone else were busy actually doing yoga.
For her to leave the circle, not concentrate on the actual exercise and take photos instead while being just a participant who is supposed to concentrate on yoga poses…idk seems weird to me
Probably found it and posted it from someone's facebook. That's why you can't reverse google it.
truth. even if i search the photo it doesn't find anything, not even her instagram. she could've found it on someone's instagram even.
remember her interests aren't actually real, they're just for posting on the internet. same with the anime stuff she posts. she never liked that stuff, she straight out lies about how she used to like it when she was little.
now let's try to photoshop her personality
I actually do think she does genuinely believe her ridiculous fan fiction about herself and meaningless crystal vegan "inspirational quotes" somehow "helps" people. You can just tell she thinks she's doing everyone a massive favour by simply existing.>>168596
I'm surprised she hasn't gotten a fringe with how desperate she is to catch up with Kota. Limp stringy hair plastered to your head like an old man is definitley not kawaii. I suppose she thinks it makes her look like an all natural vegan elf goddess or some shit.
BUT WHAT COULD SHE POSSIBLY DO THAT IS PRODUCTIVE?
this tard just wants to have the free ability to not have to post about japan.
I guess I was thinking something like getting a job? Volunteering? Getting an education? Anything normal human beings generally do yet Kiki thinks is beneath her?>>168641
Call me an autist, but I really can't tell if you're joking or not
I've been wondering that too…
any taco links?
Shes not that bad calm down…..
For anyone interested google 'cake injection' for her early fame
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Its not that terrible
People plz we all had a shitty teen phase
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Found this. Her eyebrows are like a nightmare and her skin is so fucked up.
she shoops every cm of her skin.
Not as beautiful as she wanna make instagram believe.
besides kaka is too mother earth for that shit
For bangs??? But. There isn't even chemical involved -_-
Also I see some anons commenting on how she has to make sure to have the longest, most naturally blonder/copper hair 5evah. I used to have that vibe coming off her as well. Anyone can back me up on this? Because a part of me is like "what cmon what kind of dimwit feel superior because of hair" and then the other part is like "lol its Kiki"
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Kaka's male counterpart
Yeaah except she posts regular pictures to instagram, she doesn't pretend like she doesn't use beauty apps and filters on her pictures.
I mean is this what it comes down to, we no longer have blatant liars and snowflakes to make fun of so we have to find any normalfag person who posts on instagram and "expose" them? Shit fuck, I would hate for ya'll bitches to come for me, ya'll be like "look at this picture she used a filter" and look at this one from a different angle with flash,what a musty ugly liar".
This isn't a case like Dakota where she actually believes she looks like an alien baby and only posts pictures that look like that, it's a case of someone who should stop using that fucking Chinese app on their pictures.
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Jesus fucking christ, she's annoying
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Here we go.>look at me, i'm so pritty~~~>no photoshops>no editins>no filturs>i'm just being me (naturally bootiful :^))
It's almost like she's having a stab at Kota, kek.
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In case/when she deletes the post
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Note how the file names say .png instead of .JPG/JPEG or PNG. She must have copied a filename to make it look original, adding 72/73 thinking we would never notice. haha, loser
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While in reality, it was a JPG or JPEG file (in upper case as well), and probably 500 photos. I highly doubt those are taken right after each other.
An archived copy was made automatically anyway.
The entire amount of text below the pictures is hyperlinked with some adsense shit, lol.
Yeah, there's no doubt she would have sifted through tens or hundreds of photos to use the ones that were most flattering.
She can't go on about using 100% natural photos of her "just being me" insinuating she doesn't care about looking her ultimate best if she picked the best looking ones.
I'm on my phone but can someone check the exif data? It won't really matter much but would be interesting to see how far apart the photos were taken>>169020
You can find them anywhere in Japan. If you don't mind scammy Chinese Storenvy stores, you can probably find some in those ~*~kawaii harajuku babydoll~*~ stores (or just Taobao)
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There's nothing to show unfortunately.
Except that PNG would not ~magically~ become "png".
Even if she used WP to upload, it would keep the original file extension. I mean it's the same just lower case.
tl;dr, she's still a loser. Always will be
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More proof that her fans are just old fans who stuck around from her MySpace era days
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"I wanna inspire and help people by posting pictures of myself"
Is she for real?
She can't even reply/compliment others properly. Like 1 tiny sentence to "help" someone, and a long reply about herself
All I see is "Me me me me me".
I hate Kaka and her ~*~love & light & ME kawaii elfu goddess empath~*~~ act, but goddamn, she really does have a nice enough body. Those legs make me want to cry.
But I think that's probably just me being incredibly insecure. Sorry farmers.
BTW: she needs bangs, stat.
Same. I was thinking how these new pics are so much better than the usual she's been posting and realized it's because it's got her whole body in it and I don't even really look closely at the flat, balding hairline and mature face.
She should do way more pictures at least with her whole body in it. It's so much better than her face.
You know who she looks like here…. You know that Russian barbie doll who thinks he's from out of space? Her.
Kaka is desperate af for attention
seriously, I think she's pretty, I like her forehead and her body is perfect (though that nose should go under a knife) but what made me dislike is her personality. the way she acts in those videos, that bullshit she says, faces she makes… it's just ugly beyond words
that's why I believe she's with taco - because only a foreigner from a distant country wouldn't notice those things, he's probably a creep too in his community but kaka won't notice that because she's not able to read the signs
I agree. I guess it's a subconscious thing. When you dislike someone all their "flaws" become 100x more noticeable. Also, narcissism. So I guess that's why farmers tend to be pretty harsh on her looks.
For the blog post, if she really wanted to make a point, she'd be posing with no makeup and sweats or smthg of that sort. I've seen plenty of other blog posts/vlogs regarding the same topic and there's always a "no makeup don't care" selfie or whatever
This just sound like a sorry attempt to jab at lolcow/PULL while fishing for compliments.
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>>169022>crappy digital camera amd just pop them on my computer
>>169021>I just stood in front of a giant window on a sunny day
Didn't Kota once claim the lighting in her Tumblr-era images was just her standing by a window?>>169022>It's a paradox, quite ironic
I don't think she really understands what either of those words mean.
Forgive me if I'm forgetting someone really obvious, but who's been 'bullied' for being open about editing? People usually don't mind if the poster is truly honest about it (and not just claiming they only use PS to crop or brighten images).
That's what I was thinking.
People rip into her and Kota because they don't
admit to shooping and continue to claim 'natural beauty'.
Xiaxue is very open about using PS in her pics, does anyone shit on her for it? Nope. Most people find her cool and genuine because of it. She doesn't try to hide it and if anyone tries to call her out she can just be like "yeah, duh I shoop my pics. So?".
she'd become a self-proclaimed mom-guru
though I think she's too vain to have a baby, she'd rather adopt a pig and nurse it as if it were her own
>>169017>>"I just want to take a picture and be able to post it without spending a couple of hours fixing lighting perfectly, adjusting hues or editing out any perceived “flaws” that low lives try to put on blast to try to hurt others. It becomes draining and time consuming."
So she plays the 'internet fantasy' game for years and years, gets 'drained' from trying to keep up with HER OWN INTERNET IMAGE (no one pushed it on her or asked her to spend hours shopping 1 insta pic and no one expects that either!) and now she's blaming selfie culture and 'haterzzz' for feeling the pressure even though said pressure is self-inflicted i.e. her real life self didn't match her internet image (no one else's fault but her own) and it hurt her self-image in the process.
She lacks so much self-awareness that she can't even see how photoshopping herself and being unable to live up to her standard of beauty that she presented herself to be online was affecting her own self-image. She can't even take responsibility for her hurting her own self image - it's always society's fault or the haterz fault, never her own.
Wait…that's not a thing is it?
There aren't some people that think breastfeeding isn't vegan, right?
Needless to say while she had a mini identity crisis over Internet pictures, low lives were actually enjoying themselves URL and IRL without a care in the world.
Yes, there's an entire industry profiting off making people feel bad about themselves but it sure has nothing to do with what Kiki is crying about here
I heard something about that once. But it might have been a troll post. I have a hard time believing anyone would seriously think something so stupid.
If there is anyone that stupid they are probably the types who think it's ok to feed cats and dogs vegan diets despite the fact that they are natural carnivores.
You would be surprised
Trust me, if people are selfish enough to turn their helpless babies into vegans, they are often stupid enough to refuse breastfeeding solely because of that
And I feel kiki would force her kids (and probably pets) into her lifestyle
Just saw that Kota set up an instagram account (https://instagram.com/koti.rose
) and started her highly edited images on it a day ago and Kiki just had to come along with her "I refuse to play the internet fantasy game" bullshit within the same day. Jesus Christ! If anyone needed any indication that Kiki was threatened by Kota's popularity, this is it! Because, Kiki knows she won't get as many likes on her photoshopped selfies as Kota does so she needed that "I refuse to photoshop anyore" excuse so that people couldn't compare their popularity as easily. I can already hear the "she photoshops, and I don't and as society wants perfection that's why I'm not as popular on insta as she is" spiel.
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starts the hail kaka prayer
Our Kaka, Who art in Japan…
i was doing japanese homework and found this page and it reminds me of kaka. i hope she doesnt talk like this in japanese
What class is this? I'd love to add more slang to my moonspeak.
More on topic, I can't believe she is talking about being so naturally ugu no filter when her sister is 100% all photoshop. Even though Kota denies it, anyone with half a brain can tell she edits the shit out of her photos. So she's kinda throwing her under the bus.
Also, Kota didn't mention that Kiki got her that card captor stuff on IG. kek
I'm a vegan and I would never not feed my cats meat because I understand what an obligate carnivore is. Not every vegan is a complete idiot.
Also I'm pretty sure most vegans are fine with feeding their babies breast milk as most have no problem with swallowing semen.
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This is from Kaka's first trip to Japan. 1/3
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Her denying using photoshop. 2/3
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She sure did tell me. 3/3
Yeah, holy fucking shit, Keekz
The lady doth protest too much, methinks
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She always shoops a stupidly fake bubble butt on herself but I've never seen her look like she has thick 'outer thighs' or hips. She's shaped like a fucking plank.
God who can seriously buy a sequin stripper bikini for their underage daughter.
She looks so old in this. Now I just feel bad. She should take a break from the internet and truly just go have a childhood and learn what having boundaries feels like…
Please give us deets!
Have you seen her in the past couple of months or is she actually in Japan?
this could be an amazing thing Mr.Hello-chan
pls post proof, no need to reveal identity.
especially deets about the boyfriend and who he is.
farmers are thirsty
but no need to be scared we welcome any information
You gotta post more details than that or nobody's going to believe you.
We had that person coming in claiming they found Taku online before and they never posted again.
Proof or GTFO.
so she lives alone? or with her boyfriend?
how come you know she lives on your street? where did you seen her?
I don't know what questions to ask that you would know the answers to but I want to know more.
There's also the possibility that this is Kiki herself trying to convince us she's actually in Japan.
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She's not stumpy at all?
I was thinking this, but she is
that loud and obnoxious.
Really? That's odd that you haven't seen her with Taku at all.
Really? That's odd that you haven't seen her with Taku at all.
Really? That's odd that you haven't seen her with Taku at all.
I find it really strange that you haven't seen him, or even anyone at all with her. Or just him on his own separately.
Does she seem to live in her own apartment or whatever or possibly with the parents of her bf?
so it's as we predicted - she's just posting old photos from her last trip to japan and there's no boyfriend atm>>169421
take it from a distance, doesn't have to be right in her face
Take it from a distance, pretend you're taking a general shot of the street, there's plenty of solutions.
Either way what's she going to do about it? She's a total coward in real life.
Do you live in Tokyo proper or a suburban area like Saitama? Is your neighborhood mostly family homes, or in a hip/bustling area? Does Kiki wear the same crazy outfits when you see her? When was the last time you saw her?
Sorry for the barrage - Just think you could provide some great insight :^)
She will be alone because taku cant be with her 24/7 and she has to realize that she's living in a country where she barely knows anyone and its not exactly US like is it?
i give it a year at least before she goes home
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When ever I think ok kaka I think of this.
Hi Josep! That's cool. does your friend post often?
I hope we haven't freaked you out too much, this site can look kinda crazy. did your friend told you why Kiki's a lolcow or she just sent you the link?
Either way hope you're having a good time in Japan!
Click on the numbers on a post you want to reply do Jospeh.
Is it a fancy area? I keep thinking she lives with her younger sister.
Plus, have you ever seen her with her little sister Dakota Rose (just google her) by any chance?
You'd think they'd be together lolin
They… Can be? I had people claiming that Oreo is vegan and some sorts of Cheetos. shrug
Depend on what you buy. Water is vegan lol
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They probably meant konbini bentos like pic related.
Theres all kinds of stuff so yea its possible.
Gosh i dont know why people think its literally impossible to be vegan or even gluten free in japan. Makes me wonder what people thing vegan/gf mean ….
Like do you eat fruits and vegetables? Those are vegan. Its not hard
Most sauces (including soy sauce and miso paste) have fish in them. It's difficult to eat vegan there because most
Japanese foods are cooked with these products. But yeah, she can eat raw carrots or some shit. Like anywhere else.
I've never been Japan before but I'm going next year… are these fresh in the conbinis though? In England we have convenience stores here too which sell sandwiches/meals but they're out of date sometimes…
I don't feel like these conbini meals look appetizing either to be honest.
That's true, it pisses me off how vegans whine about Japan not being vegan. They've never been fucking vegan, stopped eating meat in some era but they were still troffing on fish. They'll NEVER be vegan lol and god help kaka go China because the chinese would just laugh at her
"im vegan i dont eat meat/fish"
"no meat? laughs
oh u funny"
"Pleaaaaase join IG with me Kota"
"No, it's too abusive"
"All you have to do iz delete all da haterz comments! I do it all the time!"
and blocks em
and reports em
She doesn't go outside in Florida
She doesn't go outside in Tokyo
What's there to adjust to, really
No let her go.
My god other lolitas tearing her apart would be gold. 20 plus post on btb would be glorious.
Lol and then jumping on the stage in rage, dragging the microphone out of the hosts hand and ripping the flowers away from her sister's arms
kota just backing away and kaka is just heaving with rage into the microphone… "I'm cute… I'M THE CUTE ONE! I WAS ALWAYS THE POPULAR ONE! LOVE ME JAPAN! LOVEEE MEEEEE!"
and everyone is just either laughing, whispering or filming this shit for insta
I'm going to do some shoujo parody pages of it eventually.
I've never wanted to be a drawfag but this is tempting and sounds like a fun little strip to do.
Dude so many snowflakes you can't barely point why's vegan anymore. I had a guy tell me he has no pets because he's vegan and that's animal exploitation. Others say that Oreos aren't vegan because at some point in the manufacturing of Oreos they use a tool that has animal content in it. Like.some people go way beyond not eating meat/dairy. >>169506
Meh, habits. If she brings her paranoid mindset with her to Japan, it's unlikely she'll settle there. Or if she does, it'll be same old same old.
Lol im sketching this shit right now anon
I've already thought up a story for these two!
- Two teenage american girls come from a shitty family
- Both want to be models
- Little sister is scouted and moves to Japan (doesnt have to be Japan)
- Older sister does everything in her power to stop her sister
- Crashes the event and has a mental breakdown
- Ends up in hospital somehow
- Younger sister goes to visit her, tries to be nice and older sister throws the flowers back in her face/ smashes vase and tried to kill sister
- Ends up in mental institution
- Ends with her in a wheelchair all thin and frail laughing chanting how shes the cute one
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I'm a traditional art fag with no tablet for convenience, but here's a preview of a shoujo parody short series I plan on inking for shitsngigz. Forgive it's poor quality, there's really no point in uploading something so sloppy but I don't really have time to make anything neat atm.
LOL looks jus like her
well done anon
it's like a dick contest for the obnoxious
kind of vegans
They're still pretty common in japan. It's weird, they're very technologically advanced but most people have way old tech at home. Most houses don't have dryers, for instance.
But yeah flip phones aren't uncommon. As other anons mentioned, I think all of them have a picture-taking noise now that can't be turned off because there were so many people using them to take upskirt pictures in places like crowded subways.
Because I don't know who else has noticed but they've actually begun to integrate this law into the West as well.
I'm in the UK and with my last Android update now the only way I can turn the snap sound off is if I put my phone on mute completely, I can't switch it off in the phone settings any longer.
Well obviously people can do that
But it's the idea that counts
He aint comin back
I can hear and speak okay, but my reading/writing is really weak. I'm actually doing a study in English, it's not for foreign language. So I'm getting used to hearing and using the language a lot, but not reading or writing it.
The area is ok, not super fancy but far from run-down. It's a pretty typical neighborhood area, we live on a street with a lot of apartments. She lives in a different apartment than me, but on the same street. It's Tokyo but I'd rather not say where.
I don't know if I've seen her. I don't read fashion magazines or watch variety TV shows, which it seems like she mostly does. She doesn't look familiar.
Sorry if this forum is a lot to read/confusing. You have to forgive some of our behavior.We have had people come on here and make similar claims when they were false.
I know you rather not give more information out, intact that is a wise idea. I rather you not face Kiki's wrath. But is there any way you can prove you live near her?
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I'm laughing thank you Josep
Very rude. She has taken art from someone's tumblr and used it on her website without permission. She has taken jewelry from esty, marked up the price and has sold it as her own. She has even stolen music and said she created it. I hope this gives an idea who she is so disliked.
How noticeable are Americans over there? Of course They aren't going to blend in, but it must speak volumes that Kiki stood out so much.
Yes, she comes off as super obnoxious at times. If you visit her blog or Twitter you'll have tweets of her complaining about haters, being stalked, people ("low lives") being jealous of her over and over… Plus some humble bragging like "I'm always told I look like a model" or "I'm constantly told I should model in Japan" etc. all jammed up with a "omg love yourself peace and light xoxox"
Yes, she really has a bad history of people stalking her but it was mostly because she was an unprepared girl who put too much information online trying to build a business. She also lashed at "bullies" and got out of hand (making fun of disabled people at times etc), which fueled people's anger and things gor out of control.
2007 was a crazy yet for everyone I guess lol
She's basically discussed in this board because of the occasional narcissism and hipocrisy. shrug
By the sounds of it she must be pretty much how we picture her to be IRL
This kind of thing, for example. She's basically giggling while talking about being sexually harassed by a clique of Australians. The story, as discussed before here, sounds 100% fake, especially judging how she talks about it.
I hope I'm being helpful! And please don't do anything you don't feel comfortable with ok.
Basically Joseph, she's only in Japan because her little sister ended up in a teenage girls magazine as a token model who isn't even featured half the time. She's appeared on some minor tv shows and events but that's about it atm compared to her debut in 2012.
Kiki is envious because during 2005-2007 she had glorious e-fame (her story is so long) and now wants it back. But due to a bad rep online, dead ex boyfriends (she got Danny killed), scamming/stealing people's music, lying and just being weird. She's desperately trying to do anything to get attention day in and day out.
She even ventured on interpals that Japanese lang site in search of a Japanese guy to be her boyfriend, found one eventually called Taku. Now all she needs it the marriage visa.
Most of us think it's just an easy ticket to landing her stay there and searching for any outlet to get noticed in Japan… but so far it isn't looking good. We all know what she's doing.
Kiki never had an interest in Japan UNTIL her sister Dakota got scouted and signed without Bravo the agency even meeting her (they thought her ps pictures were real and videos 2010-2011 era because of the After Effects she used on them to make her look almost… real).
Neither of them were interested in Japan until Japan noticed one of them (Dakota) and Kiki followed.
Kiki has had 'fame' once and she won't get it back again. She played it, used and abused it.
Of course I want it to be real, but the odds are just way too small.
Unless you hang out in Takeshita Dori every day, the chance of running into a snowflake in Tokyo is just way too damn small
I never even run into my own friends or people I know here, because it's so huge with so many people
Nice try tho josepm8
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Now we're kpopers.
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That's why you two take pics and upload them right? You could take a pic of the pizza if your sister doesn't feel like spending 2h editing it.
>lies lies lies, too many liessss
I'm sure Kota follows Kaka because sooner or later Kaka would discover she had an account and would threaten her to throw dirty laundry if senpai doesn't notice her on instagram
Wtf? I thought maybe the person mentioned kpop on their account or something, but she literally just pulled that out of her ass.
I remember a lot of pull members' signatures/icons had kpop artists in them, maybe she think this person is a pull member. Either that or she thinks her and Kota are on the same level as these kpop artists.>>170241
I agree, she's definitely not hanging out with Kota right now. She'd definitely post pictures at least of the pizza because she's so desperate to prove us wrong.>>170258
He's a gaijin >>170131
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Kaka triggered pt 3
I hate how all these cows always end their spergouts with "I hope you find peace & love & become a floating beacon of euphoria on earth my sweet angel baby"
Like no, you're still a retard.
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Oh, what's this…https://warosu.org/cgl/thread/S6280829#p6280901
When Kiki was more of a chan newfag she actually thought this ad for exposure would work. Probably because of mass Kota hate at the time.
This shameless shit sounds just like her. And no one in the fucking world would plug her like this because she doesnt have fans. No on thinks of her as "that advice guru with fairly priced awesome sales!! ^o^" but herself.
She tried to throw her sis under the bus at the height of her fame. This ad is seething with bitchy, competitive jealousy. I hope Kota sees this. "pfft Dakota who?" must become a rallying chant.
real snaggle-toothed doll.
hes the reject model. bahahah.
man……go to efukt.com
there you can witness the absurdity that is japanese porn.
i highly recommend the videos titled "the trolling of wannabe porn stars"….gold.
and her doing that doesn't freak you out?
nobody here threatens to do anything but expose the fact that she's not living in Japan.
get over it.
Those videos are hilarious. I feel kinda bad for those girls bc they look like inbreds. But then Im just like, if I were gonna do porn I'd get in the best shape of my life, why can't they?
Back on topic though. Do you guys think kiki was ever an escort? I feel like she complains about vegan shit too much
dude, the girl that tried to be the new sasha grey was on facial abuse. shes the bitch that went to Dartmouth and pretended to do it all for women's lib.
honestly though, who would pay to fuck that soggy chicken?
But what if it's much more extreme irl than it is in pictures. Females don't usually have receding hairlines, so it might be notable.
Additionally, if they were trolling, wouldn't they want to stir the pot by saying that Kiki was in Florida and not Japan? How would Cathy/Kiki benefit from saying that Kiki was balding and listened to music too loudly, even if it was to 'prove' she was in Japan?
The only way this can be close to solved is from OC. We need candid pics of Kaka. Or a timestamped image of the street would work as well.
Tbh I assumed it was a fake name or his middle name or something and he just used one so we can easily identify which posts are his.
I wouldn't completely doubt him. He probably read all or most of this thread so far and that's where he thought to mention the 'receding hairline' as we talk about it all the time.
I do find it suspicious how his friend somehow knew the girl he happened to bring up on Skype was Kiki. I dunno. I want to have hope though. I don't mind being trollololed!! XDD for a chance at some milk.
Does receding mean it moved back or can it also refer to high hairlines/big foreheads? Wasn't kiki always like that, except it shows a lot more now because of her mid-part?
basically: in your youth, your hairline is more forward, towards your eyebrows.
as time goes by, you age, whatever, your hairline recedes…meaning it goes backwards, towards the crown of your head.
so where you once had a normal forehead, now you have a huge forehead.
What the fuck.
I hope that was a spoof.
At least that girl realized she needed to grow up and regrets that shit.
Kaka on the other hand…
I don't know a single person who would immediately notice Kaka's hairline and not mention other stuff about her. It's hot in Tokyo and her clothes are bizarre. But he made fun of her hairline and didn't mention how it was odd to see a pasty white girl decked out in see-through clothing and collars in his area of Tokyo?
I'm not getting a male vibe from his posts either.
I know this person didn't claim to be Japanese, but I would put money on the fact that their native language is English - which makes me wonder why he/she is studying that in Japan.
In fairness, if she said just pizza, someone would harp on about how pizza isn't vegan blah blah blah.
But her three comment essay to a 'hater' was ridiculous. She constantly baits trolls by replying to them and because trolls see the OTT reaction, they keep at it. It cyclical and if she really wanted to stop this and break the cycle, she would've stopped replying years ago. She constantly goes on about love and spirituality and the importance of personal growth and feeding your soul etc. etc., but she doesn't follow it as she has the need to constantly protect and feed her ego by replying to trolls. She needs the trolls to keep posting shit about her, because she needs proof that she's still victimised - so much of her identity is wrapped up in that of 'vicitim', not survivor (postive!), but victim (negative!). In order for her to really grow and be a positive rolemodel for others, she needs to let go of this 'victim' identity (along with the other shit she's done) and stop feeding the behaviour (both hers and the trolls) that goes along with it. I hope she gets it one day, but I won't hold my breath thinking that'll be anytime soon.
Dude I agree with all you said. And sometimes they're not even trolling. They're just people asking stuff. Period. A d it sounds so ridiculous to call him/her a "lowlife obsessive harasser hater" and then finish her essay by saying "hope you find inner peace and happiness ^^".
Btw. Anyone got to read what the person said to make her lash at him like that?
She sees anyone who asks her a question she doesn't like, as a troll. She can't separate genuine fan questions from bored trolls.
Yeah, like you can't insult someone and then try to pull the "I'm an enlightened being who is hoping you find inner peace" card. It just doesn't work like that. Genuine enlightened beings don't throw personal insults at their detractors as insults show hatred which Kiki is claiming to be against, no? She starts off with her Myspace style defense and doesn't realise the image she's trying project now doesn't mix. It's like oil and water. And then she wonders why people don't believe her when she spouts on about all of the personal growth and healing she's done over the years. Smh.
Well!!! Didn't she answered you! :-)
Btw, did you deleted your original comment or she did?
I was the one who made that instagram account "therealkikiandkota" and posted up shit about their past including that asian video lol and I was gaining japanese followers! It was only up for a day and half guys. I even blocked both kaka/kota and made sure they couldn't see the profile. But I defo think kaka has private instagram accounts… she's a sneaky fuck. She's constantly on there!
I don't think kota will update instagram as much tbh, I don't think it's her thing especially since she's ONLY JUST getting it now.
Exactly. I don't think kiki realizes just how much more exposed she is now 'being in Japan' I think it's worse. She's got no mummy and daddy to look after her and I doubt Taku will be doing it for the rest of his fuck offs nor his family either. Some of us cows live in Japan… In Tokyo. We'll know if she's bullshitting about certain things. There will ALWAYS be someone who'll catch this cunt out.
Kota is smart, I don't blame her for not interacting with kaka and wanting her in pictures. I wouldn't either. I mean, I can't say kota is fabulous either but at least she keeps her mouth shut and keeps herself to herself. It's the best way to be.
They've been a weird pair from the start.
Does anyone actually listen to kiki? She was late getting into tumblr, if she was clever enough she'd probably have more of a fanbase like kota has. I've noticed kiki uploads on tumblr and tags herself but nobody really likes her posts.
She barely gets THAT many comments on her pictures, compared to other bloggers who have fucking tonsssssss and likes. Kaka is lacking!!!!!!!!!!
You can't say anything cos it'll upset her. She's not thick skinned at all, she's been weak from the beginning. If she cared then why lurk here and make a long rant? It's sad.
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i'm assuming this is for me
If they were just going to hotels for sex I don't think they'd go to one like that. Love hotels are smaller and cheaper and don't usually look like a typical hotel. It looks like she rented either a weekly or monthly apartment.
I really doubt they're still together. She just can't resist proving people wrong so it's strange that she can't even give undeniable proof that she's in Japan or that they're together. There's a ton of things she could snap a photo of as proof while still keeping her privacy.
I might be totally wrong, but aren't latex free condoms made out of sheep intestine or lamb skin?
God, talking about this makes gross images pop in my head. Imagine her making the face in the OP while you're having sex with her… Gross.
Three parts? Jesus.
>Hope you find a nice positive hobby in real life
You too, Kiki. You're the one who's spending so much time writing these essays.
i got bored and looked through the images she used for her website. all stolen from tumblr lol
some of them she didn't even get rid of "Tumblr" in the file name.
god she is so unoriginal.
she copied this http://www.lilkitten.com/watermelon-lime-refresher/
exactly from this http://kirbiecravings.com/2013/07/watermelon-thirst-quencher-juice.html
(even the photo)
doesn't make any of her website layout herself, just steals them from tumblr
but oh she gets so pissed off when people "copy" her
lmao bitch didn't even bother to take a proper photo, instead of reposting the original picture
pathetic as hell
At the end of the day, it's the ostrengas own doing. They placed themselves and pissed around in the first place. I really hate how this family gets away with murder
what the fuck
ngl when i was 15 i dated someone danny's age who manipulated the hell out of me for sex to the point of emotional abuse. obv i'm omitting the worst detail because it doesn't matter here, buuuut if he chose to jump out a mall window and died -
actually i take that back, i don't think i'd be too happy that's weird now that i'm trying to empathize. like a small part of me would feel "safe", but that whole process of accepting the death of an abuser is not one that i would publicize in any way and if anything would make me step away from the internet.
i do think it's weird that people say "she killed him". he still showed up to meet a twelve year old for drugs, yeah it was a police set up, but he agreed to it?? and no one pushed him out a window, he thought he could escape and he fell in a way that killed him. he made that decision. sorry that's harsh, he did a stupid thing.
right… click it and immediately face front-on assault by her face
"love your self as much as i clearly love myself"
Nope. But I do remember her laughing at midgets, "retarded people", fat girls in wheel chairs, a girl who got into a car accident that flipped three times… Etc
Also the one where she's very young and talks about thinking she's very pretty and intelligent. (Anyone got these?)
But I'd love to watch that though!!!
True but I still find it icky how she went on stickam loling about his death.
Since then kaka screams how she's been touched and all the other shit with some Australian guy all the time. She's getting as bad as Mira tbh who also makes videos about sexual harassment ect and it's old. They do it often and I don't even feel sorry for them anymore. Same with kaka in that Japan harassment video where she's giggling, I can't take her seriously. I mean course we don't know what goes on in their lives, maybe this does happen. But I do think some of it is pure bs to get sympathy tbh.
Those videos are like, you'd have to search far and wide for those. Tudou and Youku don't even have them anymore…
I can believe she did though, I really can. If she laughed about all that then I believe she laughed about Danny's death. It doesn't surprise me at all. She's full of shit and I don't know why anyone should feel sorry for her or look up to her.
Maybe she uses taku's cum to roll herself some onigiri instead of the salt lmao
"all new recipe, homemade onigiri ALL VEGAN NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED!"
yeah i feel bad saying someone is lying about stuff like that.
but just look at the facts. she doesn't leave her house, she doesn't have a job or friends or any reason to leave the house. she's always on the computer and barely in public.
Me and pretty much every girl I know has a job and goes out so much, and neither me nor anyone else ever complains about being sexually harassed like that. yes, the occasional cat call happens and it's gross and annoying, but nobody has ever actually TOUCHED me when i've been out.
I go out weekends, I have two jobs, I go uni, shopping and I get weirdo looks/creeps sometimes too but I never really pay much attention to them. I mean worse probably and has happened to women in public, I can't say it doesn't happen because it sadly does. But like you said, kaka doesn't go out.
If she's a blogger/vlogger then why don't we get fancy ass pictures and videos of Tokyo? Even if it's just 2 minute shit videos with her phone, why don't we get those? she has a fancy camera, why not take pictures and review items? She can afford expensive shit it seems.
I can't really picture kaka out late though, pfft. If she doesn't go out in daylight then I can't imagine her leaving the house any later than five.
if anything she would get a catcall or a weird look and that's probably exactly what she got because of how she dresses and she blows it wayyyy out of proportion and exaggerates about all of it
and yeah i'm STILL waiting for her to post something that's actually interesting. she's such a bore. it wouldn't be hard to gain followers if you're living in tokyo.
if her blog/videos are the only thing she's trying to make happen right now, why isn't she making an effort at all? she's a lazy bitch or she's not even in tokyo. or both.
I was just thinking, (Idk about Florida laws, so sorry if this is a dumb question), if Danny was already at the mall with no provocations (other than hanging with the girls), and Kiki had the ulterior motives, why didn't they get in trouble/sued?
Is the Petitioner always in the right for Floridian law?
For example, Charles has a restraining order against Becky. Becky goes to a really popular bar in the small town both her and Charles reside in. She's been there for about a hour or two, and in steps Charles. Does Becky get in trouble?
For Kaka and friends, is it because he was stated as a rapist they didnt sue, or they didn't have money? Somehow I want all that shit to come back to Kiki, but that'll be A-logging at best.
Not sure anon, have a look on tumblr because I vaguely remember some girl knew Danny and she wrote the story about what happened (detailed).
All I know is that kaka and her fam went bankrupt or something. Then twisted things in that Rolling stones article.
How even the fuck old were kaka and kota back in 2006? You see their ages are so messed up, no one even knows how old the pair are. We know they're above 21+
Most people even the weebs who go Tokyo blog shit loads and aren't shy about it at all. I mean why should you be if you enjoy the culture? Just go mental!
But kaka doesn't do that. Notice how everything she's bought up till now from Japan or Japanese has been all mail imports?
That's why I don't believe this Joseph guy. I bet it's kota fucking with us or some troll.
I mean… okay so if she IS in Tokyo and WANTS fame. Isn't the idea to start blogging more about shit you've bought/places/music though?
C'mon kaka you can't just get followers for doing virtually fuck all. You need to be active, doing and showing us all. If she was THAT thick skinned, didn't care then she'd go "okay fu haters imma blog and do my own thing so there!" but she doesn't.
It's not good enough. This is why she isn't noticed.
I think she's just trying to ass lick her sister some more in the hopes that kota will let her link arms, go to popteen agency and they'll sign kaka's miserable egg head up. For free.
Knowing kaka she'd bring snap shots Scott took of her or her old shitty myspace pictures because "it's modelling".
Fucking hell at least kota stuck to the cute dolly image that Japan looks for and actually has a cute face even without shoop despite being average looking. Kaka doesn't even have that D:
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she's trying to be the next creepyyeha but white girl edition
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Personally, I don't really like creepyyeha's style, but you gotta admit she pulls that shit off better than Keekz
Keekz' white bondage gear makes her look even more washed out, like an old balding man
I agree, plus Yeha is hourglass shaped (unless it's all shoop/angles) which suits this sort of look better.
I'm surprised she has never gone on about how she did this look first like with the striped hair.
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I was thinking how much better she looks when she does something about her invisabrows and you crop her sixhead but this is really edited
Did Kiki really
have Danny killed, though? From my understanding of the whole situation, it sounded like Cathy did set him up to be arrested at the mall but Danny WAS a grown ass man ready to hang out and do drugs with a 12 year old. And beyond that, /he/ was the one who tried to run and wound up killing himself. Kiki is delusional, narcissistic, obsessive, petty, lazy, manipulative, and thirsty as fuck for attention but I don't think it's fair to pin his death entirely on her. I think, if anything, Cathy is more to blame for it. As for how she acted after he died well that's just regular 15 yr old Keeks being the annoying, abrasive cunt we all know her to be.
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damn yall she was a cute kid but that hairline
Swallowing cum ≠ whore.
Probably just a tag mistake
Don't think too much of it
I hope that guy comes through with her address and where she lives, I'm going to gut this bitch.
God damn what if these kids had a normal story from here
Didn't get pulled out of school
Were encouraged to have a social life
Knew the meaning of parent supervision especially on the internet
Oh what a fantasy
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Here are some photo dumps from her twitter. To me they are pretty lulzy.
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And it wouldnt surprise me if Kiki took a screenshot of that threat and be like "OMG the haterzzz." Even though she probably wrote it.
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Wouldn't it have been AMAZING if Kiki turned out to be troll of the century?
Almost as award winning as Mira.
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you're too fucking obvious, kiki
>>171003>>Posts about taking videos around Toyko and wanting to visit other areas of Japan, three days after this was posted here:>>169552>>She doesn't go outside in Florida>>She doesn't go outside in Tokyo
And one day after this was posted:>>170622>>If she's a blogger/vlogger then why don't we get fancy ass pictures and videos of Tokyo? Even if it's just 2 minute shit videos with her phone, why don't we get those? she has a fancy camera, why not take pictures and review items? She can afford expensive shit it seems.
If you're Kiki and you're lurking, clap your hands. >>171041
As in this whole "the internet is bullying me and wants me dead" paranoid schtick is as fake as Kota's VW sweater and we fell for the bait all these years. Damn.
i feel like kiki is the only person that could come up with this. that is how vile she is. nothing has ever been posted that is even close to this.
that or a troll trying to trigger
her and seeing if she'll respond about it lol
Yes because every person who wears a ring on the finger is married right?
I forgot this was the 1950s
Maybe there's a chance the ring only fits on that one finger lol
Kiki would never mention her flaws (receding hairline) even if it was to disguise as a troll. Also the person mentioned her never being seen with any guys.
I think it's a troll but not Kiki.
wow the last few comments are a mess.>>171087
idk what you meant to quote but that's the wrong one>>171088
i wasn't talking about josep, i was talking about the post i quoted
It's also not even the correct hand.
In most countries, including Japan, the wedding ring goes on the left hand.
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More like "born a dyslexic" but ok
Isn't "indigo child" the excuse hippie parents use for not disciplining their bratty child? I guess that does
make Kiki an indigo child
But you guys… Wedding rings aren't worn in Japan like they are in the west. Most Married Japanese couples who even have
rings don't wear them at all times like we do in the North America/Europe. If he's wearing a ring on his "ring-finger", it's for fashion not because he made Kaka his waifu. Jfc>>171115
God, I can't stand her ego.
She doesn't even know what an indigo Child is? Is she this daft? seriously????????
Indigo children, according to a pseudoscientific New Age concept, are children who are believed to possess special, unusual and sometimes supernatural traits or abilities.
Apparently a lot of children labelled indigo children actually just have ADHD or autism.http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/religion/2005-05-31-indigo-kids_x.htmhttp://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/15228960802581511#.VeC4CPSxmNM
Does her brother have Autism? Autism tends to run in families i.e. if you have a child with autism, you have a higher chance of your other children having autism. Obviously, I'm not saying outright Kiki has Autism, but considering the links to indigo children and these disorders is worth looking into.
While this article says that many indigo children are homeschooled (wasn't Kiki homeschooled?):http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/12/fashion/thursdaystyles/12INDIGO.html?ei=5088&en=277fb750ad762ed9&ex=1294722000&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&pagewanted=all&_r=0
If she weren't helpbent on wanting to be ~special~, I wouldn't have found these articles, but damn do they pose an interesting possible explanation behind her behaviour.
So then what "skill" can she actually claim that has made her successful.
Just because someone has autism doesn't make them stupid.
Indigo children have shown "SKILL" and "talent" in something and actually advance in that skill early on in life. WHAT IS HER SKILL?
Well according to this (http://www.2012-spiritual-growth-prophecies.com/indigo-child.html
) your an indigo when:
Born in 1978 or later
Creative, with an artistic flair for music, jewelry making, poetry, etc.
Prone to addictions
An "old soul" as if they’re 13 going on 43
Intuitive or psychic, possibly with a history of seeing angels or deceased people
An isolationist, either through aggressive acting-out or through fragile introversion
Independent and proud, even if they’re constantly asking you for money
Possess a deep desire to help the world in a big way
Wavers between low self-esteem and grandiosity
Has probably been diagnosed as having ADD or ADHD
Prone to insomnia, restless sleep, nightmares, or difficulty/fear of falling asleep
Has a history of depression, or even suicidal thoughts or attempts
Looks for real, deep, and lasting friendships
Easily bonds with plants or animals.
If you possess 14 or more of these traits you are an indigo
LOOL then me and a million people are indigo children lol.
that website claimed these are common traits to make snowflakes feel speshul.
no one is rare and different with that websites description.
Indigo children are RARE, GIFTED, children advanced in certain areas in life i already posted a documentary.
Does anyone have any "empath traits"? Just to put them together and try to gather how Kiki probably sees herself
Image related: what Kiki sees when she looks in the mirror
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Fuck me for clicking the "send" button too fast
Half these traits apply to most people, same as any quiz:>Wavers between low self-esteem and grandiosity>Bores easily>Prone to insomnia, restless sleep, nightmares, or difficulty/fear of falling asleep>Looks for real, deep, and lasting friendships>Easily bonds with plants or animals.
EVERYONE HAS THIS SHIT, AND MORE, BUT OK YOU'RE SPECIAL :/
… Hanna Beth is also modeling, Amor Hilton is a porn actress (I think?). Anyone know what happened to JakeWolfCrunk (aka Kiki's most bitter breakup?)?
I could never imagine how big Jeffree Star would get with his makeup business tbh. I so would want a "review" from her about it.
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Keks needs to go back to the mothership.
lol why does she still have this up on her youtube?
if anything the stalkers/haters knows what her house looks like, but MUH PRIVACY
>>171295>regat slutt>sluttz>slut (looks like it says sleet)
That's the shittiest vandalism ever.
Probably muted as kiki films the evidence & has an emotional breakdown reading the word slut.
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Of course this isn't Kiki's guy, but I thought it was a funny coincidence
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Ew, her hair looks like it hasn't been washed in 2 weeks
That white bag on the left, if authentic, costs 20,000 yen (Samantha Vega x Sailor Moon).
I have a new theory that she's digging gold from Taku and his family. Look at all those shoes in her white outfit image
Then again it could all be replica/old shit like those ugly plastic wing shoes she stole from her sister
Kiki delivery service was a TV in Japan the other day. Coincidence?
If it's is true then why is she calling herself Kiki in real life? Your name is Kirsten. Deal with it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think she has mentioned Kiki's Delivery Service before. Tis funny she's only mentioning it now after being ~so into anime~ for years. I feel she would've posted about this sooner.
Maybe a lot of Japanese people have trouble saying Kirsten (maybe they call her Kristen - which she hates) so goes by Kiki to make it easier?
I don't think it's wrong to admit it, although she will love the fact that she positively inspired a ~hater~ with her positively intended lifestyle choices.
However, she probably wouldn't like my admitting that her placing her ego above all else online has inspired me to not be like that. She's all talk/all image/all branding and, I've decided recently, that that is exactly the person I don't want to be.
Nah, I did the same thing for years.
Dyed my hair various colours for years until I first stumbled across Dakota and saw how beautiful a person could look embracing their natural colour.
Coincidentally we have the exact same natural colour, but gonna be honest I think you have poor taste being inspired by Kirsten - her hair is so dull, flat and lack.
The SV/SM Luna & Artemis bags came out quite a while ago (end of March special Shinjuku Isetan pop-up shop) and totally sold out within a day or two. I stood in line some hours on the first day to get mine.
Hers is 99.9% certainty a knockoff
Yes, even more fervently I would say.
I'm guessing you've only just started following her drama, if you go back and read through some of the old threads you'll find evidence of this; that is, her being a psycho and screaming about being the victim of stalkers/haters/rapists/etc.
I've been following her drama for a few years, but I didn't know about the sisters until Kota was posted/called out on /cgl/
I just wanted to know if she used to be the same kind of crazy
Mmm, I still prefer the moonstick bags though. The SV/SM Luna bags are cute but I find them slightly childish and plus they're shit if you've got a big purse.
Kaka is hopping on any bandwagon known to man. Surprised she didn't do a review about that bag actually… for a blogger kaka doesn't do very fucking much lol.
It's super common for items in Japan to be made out of leather and/or fur, right? I bet that the original SV bags are real leather and not vegan. I bet you she'll pull that card if anyone calls her out on it being a knock off.
Funny how she gets all asshurt when people "stalk and steal" her image and amazingness, but when it comes to replicas? Eh, whatever!
Haha I noticed this too.
I secretly hope Kota becomes ~Instafamous~.. just to spite Kaka.
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Is she naked
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Found this to
It was her stealing clothes from Dakota phrase
She looks so much cuter with short hair and that fringe.
It's so annoying how she doesn't realize this.
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yeah my taste is v bad, personally i don't find anything really "wrong" with her appearance like the forehead people brought up. inspiring sounds a bit strong though, considering i most likely wouldn't get along with her at all.
my natural colour is nothing like hers or kota's, it's the shade of no-eyebrows-blonde. (and that i actually have a six finger forehead aswell) but this picture of her with her hair tied up in a bun kinda soothed the anxiety that cutting my tailbone length black box dyed hair made me feel. D:
Nah, she won't get instafamous. But she'll definitely get more followers than kaka!
Kota better start updating her insta otherwise people WILL unfollow. I know she is always active on Twitter but people tend to unfollow those who don't update much on instagram. Most famous/popular people on instagram update allllllllll the time. Kota isn't doing much to her account and her pictures are shit.
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And and older post about Princess Mononoke.
Which is why I said "correct me if I'm wrong" here. So thanks.:>>171422
Still think it's hilarious she was driving around in an Audi when her parents were supposed to be bankrupt. It most likely was a rental for the sake of the insta pic (and she put the keychain on to make it look like she owned the car), but it shows how image obsessed she is in one post 1)"I drive around in an Audi" 2) "I'm rich enough to own an Audi (like no one puts their own keychains on a rental duh)" 3) "Did I mention I watch anime?" 3) "I'm still down to earth though cause I help people".
Because she's too focused on answering us, We keep saying she never posts her cats so she posts a cat. So she moved one of her cats to japan? Why is this the first time we hear about this cat?
Answer the QUESTION KIKI.
The thing is, Nicole's music sounds unusual yet familiar to anyone who likes the ~aesthetic~ surrounding her. Yes, it's awful and tacky (like Grimes - no surprise there), but it hits a specific niche and has become popular on Tumblr because of that. People can respond and, dare I say, relate to Nicole's music (maybe not lyrically, but emotionally in the music), but it's harder with Kiki's.
Kiki rips off other artists songs, and plays rather generic electronic music/dubstep to fill in the gaps - there's nothing unusual about her music as that's all been done before. Anyone who's into music can tell she's just messing around with recording software and throwing up the first thing that might pass as a song - it sounds messy, disorganised and like it's being made by someone who barely can navigate themselves around the basic features of Logic Pro X. She isn't hitting a niche because her music is all over the place (whereas Nicole's more is focused). It's like her fashion sense: it's trying to hit a whole load of marks in order to be popular, but is coming up short because she doesn't do anything with said marks. It's awful and tacky and not in a good, cohesive way that would actually gain her a lot of fans (e.g. the sort of fanbase that Nicole has for instance).
Agred, I think Nicole doesn't mind that her music is tacky tbh. I think she gets away with it well. No wonder Grimes likes her, they both have the squeaky babydoll ugu voice thing going on. Cept' Nicole tries to be more doll.
Nicole set herself up well, knows her shit. Doll image, doll bedroom, doll name. Doll face even! She's a bit of a weirdo but I think it suits her.
Kaka has no image anymore. Her image died and you're right her music is all over the place, isn't working. I cannot imagine her ever singing, nor kota or acting. I'm starting to think kaka is giving up. Big time. What else does she have to work with, honestly?
she has given up. her new aspiration is to just be a japanese housewife.
she can be a lazy ass forever
Pretty much. never mentioned music or her failure of a store again, etc.
It makes me think back to the super professional music devices she has on her room in Florida, collecting dust and shit (if she hasn't auctioned them on eBay to buy for her stays and flight tickets in Japan)
always amazed at how posters think people care about their life
>cutting my tailbone length black box dyed hair
gurl……. no one gives a fuck
This so much.
I'm sick of seeing mememe brag posts and cunts trying to bring attention to themselves. I feel like there's been an influx of these kinds of posts lately.
I'm still trying to figure out how much shit she had. Like, the little box thing from "how I make dem sick beats" vid, the whole Dj set, the image reflector, the guitar…
And this without counting the gimmicks unrelated to music like the pole she had in her room/whatever, power rangers/Where The Wild Things Are outfits…
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Lol Kiki is going on a rant on Twitter and the milk is delicious.
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I love when she produces milk but jesus christ, sometimes she just makes me roll my eyes so fucking hard.
It's almost humiliating to watch her go on these rants thinking she's being so ~wise & insightful~
Right? Fairly certain shit is all ripped from those natural healing self-help books - Kiki, it's not an epiphany if you read that thought in a book. You can't lay claim to have thought of something if you clearly read about it almost word-for-word before.
Few years ago it was "omg fucking fuck nigga"
now its "roses in a dimly light garden <3"
"so spiritual and pure goddessu thy am"
oh fuck off kiki
i bet you're sat there on you ass scratching your pussy and hackin up lugies with a slice of pepporoni pizza
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kiki reminds me of the singer of one eyed doll, personally i think kiki would look good if she had that sort of style?
dont give kaka anymore ideas
shes a wreck enough as it is
She insists on doing everything that looks awful cuz she thinks taking good advice means succumbing to ~tha fat jelly haterz~.
Some side swooped bangs, lowlights, and layers would improve her appearance exponentially. So would some very light peach contour and eyebrows filled in fuller closer to her nose. Real clothes and not bondage wear would also make all the difference.
Will she listen? No.
lolcow mentions if she were in japan it'd be really late at night, mentions "it's 3am!">>172001>~misty full moon~>~dimly lit rose garden~
sure kiki that definitely happened.
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So now she's bragging about her bf giving her money…
She's aware that barely anyone visits her blog. And her blog looks like shit.
She likes Twitter better because she has a few blind minions and sock puppets over there.
i'm beginning to think she's mentally ill and delusional and she's living out her delusions through her tweets.
she meets some japanese guy and they instantly fall in love and they go on romantic trips to disney world and he will do anything for her and he's rich and his family is rich and they're gonna get married and the romantic walk through the rose garden, now he's just slippin money in her wallet so she can go buy whatever she wants!
seriously like when does this ever happen? this cannot be real.
Remember Jack Cash.. It was just a one-night stand but girl drew all over his back about how much Jack loves her. We all know she exaggerates a lot and tend to leave out other details.
Our Kaka who art in Japan, return the imaginary money Taco gave you because he needs it for dental work.
can't tell if
1. they're not even together anymore
2. he's some kind of sugar daddy/paying her for sex
3. they're actually together
but no matter what it is, she's exaggerating
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Also. lol. I have no words.
Such an ugly, pretentious personality.
She couldn't be any more full of herself.
"Are you a model?"
"Ah, I see. But you look like one!"
She has no idea how to behave like a real person, she can't even humble brag properly. She might as well tweet…
-"I AM IN JAPAN"
-"MY JAPANESE BOYFRIEND IS RICH"
-"EVERYONE THINKS I AM HOT"
-"EVERYONE THINKS I AM A MODEL"
Agree with whatever anon said Kiki is probably a human shaped sack of flesh piloted by bugs. She is demented.
Also, isn't it really unusual and kind of a faux pas for a Japanese person to just go up to a stranger and start speaking to them (when they're not drunk), let alone a foreigner. Speaking to her in Japanese as well, don't they generally assume all westerners don't speak a word of Japanese?
How come we never see pictures of all these Shibuya trips and only ever musty aparthotel selfies?
Very much the believer of pics or it didn't happen.
I have lurked here from time to time and from what I've read if she's realy as sick of online as she said she is she would remove herself from it eg. delete every profile. Failing that make everything private if she felt left out of having them. Like the saying goes "If it's too hot get out of the kitchen"
Because muh privacy. Also it wouldn't be sad to just be taking selfies all by yourself when you're shopping?
About the rest, I agree. It sounds so unusual, unless she has spoke to a salesclerk or smthg. Either way, I missed that Kiki humble brag lol
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Does anyone else find it really suspicious that her pics from when she goes out (or… out to google image search) are buried in fucking hearts and sparkles and filters? To me it screams 'fake', she never did this before (pretending?) she went to Japan. Just makes me think she steals images from Google and doesn't want us to reverse image search and find out she's lying.
Like the time she first ~went to Japan~ and someone reverse searched her photo of Tokyo and it came back with an unfiltered, cropped version. I feel like she thinks nobody will suspect her of filtering pics of food from Google but… come on. It's Kiki.
That hand in the burrito image doesn't even have her stupid rings or disgusting fake nails and the words on the wrapper aren't even Japanese. Could have been taken anywhere.
Also, another overly messed about with food picture
Oh yeah very suspicious. I am 99% sure most of her photos are stolen.
I am looking over instagram and whatnot to find >>172296
Ive look at tags like japan chcocolates, japan chcocolate boxes….any ideas what tags it might be. Too many to choose from.
Wow, so if you go to a country and you're in an environment where people only speak their language, your skills on this language will improve? WOW I'VE NEVER GUESSED THAT, THNX KIKI #enlightenment #alwayslearning #epiphany>>172206>#manifestedsupportivebf
Lol is she 16? Bc she sounds retarded. What normal adult person brags on twitter about her boyfriend giving her money to buy cheap crap?
She wrote it fine (it's very basic tho) but what >>172277
said is true
kiki probably made it up anyway
Still, they look so ducking ugly when they're cluttered all the rings in just one hand with the bracelet
She has absolutely no fashion sense at all
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Don't know if I'm right and if it will help, but that burrito looks just like Chipotle's Vegetarian Burritos.
Kaka, it's ビーガン(bii-gan) not ベーガン(beh-gan). It's ridiculous that she's going on about how ~fluent~ she's becoming but she can't get the words you'd definitely think she'd know right. (Another example: she literally said 赤ちゃんな猫 to say "kitten")>>172334
I bet that as well.
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Burrito is from Frijoles, that might help find the original photos, if they are stolen.
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Shes on fire today
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Also how to know if you're an indigo child, by Indigo Child Kiki herself https://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal/status/638355385250770944
Wow, she's egotistical as fuck
today! Worse than normal, it's nauseating.
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Jesus, she will find any reason to state that she has an S.O. Is talking about a box of Orville relevant to anything in this shitty vanity video?
Of course she did, so your dumbass
family would buy more of her dumbass books.>>172343
How exactly does she think she spreads "love and harmony"? By posting about it on Twitter and bitching out and blocking anyone who isn't kissing her ass sufficiently?>>172346
Maybe she's having a manic episode.
It's called nanpa
Audrey married her nanpa, lol
Audrey Mh, another baka gaijin kawaii moderu in Japan. There's a thread on her in /snow/
She also browses this board
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> embrace your goddess energy! > I manifest harmony wherever I go> shitty haters with their shitty lives>>172353
Well, even this is a reason for her to brag. She has been going on about that way before Japan.
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I got excited and thought she'd made another "everyone sexually harasses me" video, but it was just a sunflower growing video. wtf man.
If Kiki was a sunflower she'd be the one wilting in the shadow of a much more glorious sunflower. You lean forward to read the label beneath the magnificent beast
It reads: Kota-chan
It's called nanpa/ナンパ and is basically where guys will hang around popular areas of Tokyo like Shibuya and ask any reasonably attractive Japanese girl or any thin foreigners if they're models in order to attract them into unpaid work and sham contracts.
It's a scam basically and Kirsten is a complete moron for falling for it.
Wow are you serious? I thought kitten was 子猫.
That's like, the most basic shit holy shit I learnt that in the first week of my Japanese course.
Shit she is embarrassing.
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It's a banner!!!
I feel like I've been Kek-blessed
lol still don't understand why she's tweeting in japanese
does she think the haters can't use google translate
some of you even speak it and apparently she sucks at it haha if anything it's giving us more to laugh at
She's only doing it to show off. There's literally no other reason for it.
I get if you are trying to learn another language, you'd want to actually use it and practice. But it's best to do that with a native/someone at a higher level than you are. From what I've seen, none of her followers are natives or at a higher level than she is.
she knows fuck all Japanese and is just using a translator
at fuck kota made an effort
Lol at this period=feminity crap.
If she weren't so washed up and irrelevant, the sjws would have a field day with this one = more milk, because "not all girls are born with a vagina."
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It seems like she's lurking the last thread since we discussed how the one picture of the cats in that long tube that she retweeted was kind of cruel.
THE TUBE CAT WAS FUNNY TO HER BUT THE DILATED PUPILS ISNT
FUCK YOU KIKI
Ha! Actually cannot believe she genuinely believes this.>>172286
Yeah, if you're not putting the study in now while you're immersed in the language (tip: even Kanadajin "studies"), your language ability will stagnate. You know that's if you wanna go beyond basic stuff like what toppings you want on your pizza and, you know, want to actually have a meaningful conversation that isn't Google Translate phrases. >>172206
Kiki, this ain't cute! Posting this makes you look tacky at best, golddigger at worst unless you think sex work is degrading…>>172251
This shit is why all that ~enlightened~ stuff looks like bullshit. I know humans are multifaceted etc. etc., but the superficial/materialistic boastfulness shits right in the face of that spiritual stuff.
Also, if Kiki really looked that much like a model, SHE WOULD BE ONE BY NOW INSTEAD OF BRAGGING ABOUT IT!>>172380
Holyshit! She actually looked up the cliffnotes/wikipedia of a book that she didn't instagram?
Kiki, how are these passive aggressive tweets attacking us treating your wellbeing - you dole it out, but you don't realise/won't accept how much you should be following your own advice.
I could see that.
Some people may think it's childish for me to say this, but honestly it's kind of gross for her to go on about periods. I know it's a completely natural thing, but so is shitting and no one really needs to hear about that.
Back to the whole pure white maiden thing, I wonder if she tells the guys she sleeps with that she's a virgin.
Tons, I remember some old video or old post ages ago that she used to beg her mum to buy her preggo tests and the pill all the time. Then actually had a pregnancy scare… fucking hell kaka just use condom and a pill.
I bet #pray4taku's swimmers are shit tho
Nah she just over shares a lot. She probably thinks the blood off her indigo vagina is a holy grail or smthg
Also I don't think she lies about being a Virgin as someone else pointed out BUT I bet money she probably pulls a ~frail raped lil girl~ sob story
This is so cringey and pathetic but Kota looks hot in these vids.
Also I only just realized her voice sounds so different in these to how she speaks in her YouTube vids (when she's speaking English), it's strange. She has a different accent and everything on YT.
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She has to be in fucking fl that second tweet confirms it for me.
Its hurricane season here and it has been raining non stop for three days.
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Derp, dropped muh pic
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I don't know how it has
been for the last couple of days but it looks like it checks out; forecast is rainy.
meanwhile the real kiki rocks herself back and forth, alone, on the floor of her florida bedroom. it is hurricane season, so heavy rain is falling outside her window. its steady rhythm provides a comforting distraction from reality which allows her to fall further into her delusions with each passing day. sometimes the plodding raindrops sound vaguely like japanese whispers…
there is an iphone on the floor beside her. the screen is dark. the phone has actually been disconnected for years.
a floorboard creaks somewhere in the house.
a shadow passes through the crack under her bedroom door.
maybe it is kathy or scott walking by to check on their daughter.
it's actually the family cat who, after a brief pause, just continues walking; even he wants nothing to do with this girl.
as for the model question… do we know how tall is she?
I always thought she's tall, like 170-174cm but judging by her sister's size, she should be way below model's height
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The even more ridiculous thing is she's actually seen 子猫 before, pic related. I know it was before she started learning Japanese, but I'm pretty sure the "赤ちゃんな猫" picture was taken at a cat cafe so she'd most likely see 子猫 again anyway.
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The caption on this picture infuriates me for some reason
She has actually gotten some shit from sjw's when she went on a rant about racism. When they confronted her about it, she told them a sob story about how a ~poc~ called her a "white bitch" or "white whore," something along those lines, and tried to stab her at school. She also kept going on to them about how she's never done anything racist ever and they hated her just because she's white, lol ok Kaka.
I was just thinking about it, I'm surprised she never got onto the whole sjw/feminist thing since she loves being a victim. But then again, with the whole sjw thing, she wouldn't be that much of a victim since she's able-bodied, white, straight, and cis.
>>172260>>"Kiki is probably a human shaped sack of flesh piloted by bugs. She is demented."
pls be new banner
i want this engraved
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It doesn't move but
omg, please can you add bugs crawling all over her (animated if you can)?
Then it would be fucking perfect!
I knew it was missing something!
Unfortunately, I'm just some faggot using pixlr. I don't know how to do animated stuff :/ but I'm sure there are many talented anons who could make a better banner than me.
Meh, she wouldn't find more than what we have
But the potential drama would have been amazing
The photo Kiki posted has the Frijoles logo right there on the wrapper.
She's probably just lying about the price or getting it at all.
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go to her Twitter for more #enlightenement
She's on a roll
Is she equating hersled to Dalai Lama and Mother Theresa?
wow, kiki's ego never disappoints
posting shit like this about how she doesn't let the ~haters~ affect her and that she doesn't think about it and stays ~enlightened~ but by churning out this long-winded drivel every hour it proves the complete opposite; she's completely fucking consumed by the hate and criticism she receives to the point of paranoia, her life truly revolves around it. It's all she thinks about and it's stupidly obvious.
LOL I think it's more like "well this people had haters too there's nothing wrong with me ^^">>172818
Agreed 100%. It gives off a vibe she has nothing else going on and while she acting positive now, it's only a matter of time before cracking and going on a 3 page long rant, posting screenshots etc
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turning out just like her insane mom. she would be so proud
What's funny is that she doesn't realize how valuable a white/black/non-Japanese person who speak fluent Japanese is when it comes to learning. I'm talking about people who have passed the high levels of JLPT and are very good at it. They usually learn a lot of things (grammar, verb conjugation, etc) that natives don't always do properly.
Example: TONS of native English speakers are shit at it and there are so many who have English and second/third language with a way better grasp at it, because they have studied it well and have a deep interest in actually learning. You can't just assume a native is the best person to teach you shit. lol
It's often easier for a second-language learner to teach someone else based on how they learned it, by hard study and not just "picking up shit and words while growing up"
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Except you're not his wife Kaka…you've known Taco for less than a year and you're already babbling on about marriage like it's definitely
going to happen, Jesus fuck.
She wants that spouse visa baaaad
Shame she's just his temporary gaijin fucktoy.
mira tried a video series on this.
and some other women also document it on youtube.
and… its not that glamorous kaka. but i guess if you have no education and dont speak the language, you have no choice but to be a hosuewife. have fun cleaning taku's dirty socks and underwear for 50 years.
She'd be causing all the drama and then twist everything around so she's the victim. >>172875
She can't even be a housewife either since you'd know she'd refuse to do actual house work.
Nah she's probably thinking "The Real Housewives of…" Kind of thing.
I'd love to see her and Mira team up on that.
Studio Ghibli is as well-known in Japan as Disney is pretty much everywhere in the world.
It's a household name.
Gonna break Poe's Law here, but she did in this tweet by taking that extreme: Kiki, you know who also had "haters"? Hitler…Damher…Saddam Hussein…Bin Laden…Vlad the Impaler…Judas…are you saying these people had no reason to have haters too? Don't forget you pulled/are pulling your fair share of shit - and if you don't admit it, you're not in the #enlightenedbeings group that the Dalai Lama and Mother Theresa are and never will be if you can't even admit your wrongdoings online (they were committed online - hence an admittion is fitting).
(also: note she suddenly started putting haters in quotes :p - only "haters" do that!…)
>(also: note she suddenly started putting haters in quotes :p - only "haters" do that!…)
I also noticed that lmao. We do it because the term refers to people who hate someone for no reason/out of jealousy/etc. (also it's just a stupid term imo) It's ridiculous she'd start doing it because she genuinely believes we hate her for no reason and are jealous of her.
I want to add:
If she's already copying us with that, I wonder if she'll start giving out the life advice we try to give her to her twitter followers and act like she came up with it on her own.
*we have hit
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This isn't all that interesting, but Kota actually acknowledged Kaka for once.
Did she happen to tell her happy birthday tho..?
(What day is Kota claiming to be her birthday again?)
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So… for anyone who can actually read moonspeak, does this saw ~raw vegan chocolate~?
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Kaka Kardashian is active on twitter. (Doing anything but studying.)
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She's such a condescending bitch.
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She needs a miracle.. the miracle of bangs.
kiki if you really read and "studied" books about mindfulness and spirituality and happiness/love and those subjects and follow pretty much any website like tiny buddha, you have to know that EGO is a huge thing to do with those.
you are doing the complete opposite of what you think you're preaching. your ego is so fucking big that there is no room for anything else.>>173107
does vegan chocolate even exist in japan
<100% natural organic plant>"
highly highly doubt it's vegan
how common is vegan chocolate in japan? she's claiming you can just buy it at cafes? i barely see it in america even.
It's not common but not impossible to find
Just gotta know where to look
dude, c'mon now
this is lolcow, whenever a cow does anything it's always
either autistic, hilarious a lie or impossible, they're not capable of doing normal things
clearly this is both a lie and impossible, vegan chocolates are highly, highly uncommon in Japan considering it's not even on the same planet as the rest of the countries. How could they possibly have access to it? And even if Japan was a part of Earth, vegan chocolates are super exclusive. You can't just buy them with money, you have to sell your soul.
I forgot what a third world country Japan is
Look at their technology for instance, it's utter shit
Ok I live in Japan and the vegan options are VERY LIMITED
But they are not IMPOSSIBLE to find
So y'all need to stop acting like she could never in her life find anything vegan
You his act like Kiki just pretend she isn't a massively self centered egomaniac narcissist. IMHO I think she's just been so conditioned by her parents to believe she's a super special unique and different angel indigo child, that she thinks she's the only person on earth on a higher plane of existence, a true empath alien princess from Mars. She actually
believes this. I think if Kiki ever became self aware enough to realize what a train wreck, failure and loser she is she would kill herself.
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She's tagging to get random likes on her photos. The white girl is getting desperate.
That's it, it's probably just chocolate for those who can't have dairy.
She honestly believes that Japan cater to her every kira-kira vegan need. If it were "raw" it would just be the cocoa bean, unprocessed.
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Ugh I lurked thru her profile to find a insta/tweet where she claimed she was crying in a café and this guy approached her, said "everything's gonna be fine" and gave her his number. So. It seems for Kira Kira this kind of shit always happens. Later, she posted some photos of her outfit in the cafe, taken by someone else and I just went like "holy shit Kaka he gave you his number, you were crying because the world was sooo cruel and dark and you STILL had time to have him taking a picture of your outfit??"
But I couldn't find it :( found a bunch of old kek-y stuff though>>173259> picture related
U kidding? She always looked supah young! 21 going 12'
I highly doubt it. If she was actually embarrassed about the cringeworthy/delusional shit she's said, she'd delete most of her tweets/ig captions. She doesn't see anything wrong with them because she sees it as just having self-love/confidence. She doesn't get that there's a huge difference between loving yourself/being confident and being egotistical.
I think the only thing she's done that she's actually embarrassed about are the videos from the scene days that show how she truly is.
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Nah. She still has this classic beaut up, even when youve laughed our asses off over and over.
She's probnaly embarrassed of the old videos that don't quite fit with the persona she wants to sell nowadays.
so in 5 more years when its not trending to be spiritual love is light vegan earth mama, she will be embarassed of her 2015 self as she clings to the newest trends of the time
I think it's eyeliner.
Which makes me think, why does it matter if your eyeliner is Sailor Moon? No one would known the difference??
"Oh wow I love your makeup today, is that *~raw vegan kawaii sailor moon~* eyeliner you're wearing today??? Sugoi desu ne! So model like Kira Kira Princess of Mars"
I get being suckered into this stuff because I always am, but it's really pointless for her to get it. Usually people get cute/cool versions of plain things because it's something that people will be seeing. She doesn't leave the house, have friends, or even make makeup tutorials anymore, so why does it matter that it's kawaii sailor moon eyeliner?>>173469
But then she'll make a tweet going on about how much she wanted it but didn't get it because she loves animals much more, like she did with that sailor moon tea cup.
HOW the fuck does she afford such expensive meals? When I lived in Tokyo I would spend 500-800 yen on most meals, 1000 max. Also, fresh produce is generally very expensive in Japan! She must be loaded/taku must be loaded if she can afford being vegan in that country.
It's plain dumb. I'm vegan, but I live in Australia and we have excellent agriculture so it's affordable. I would not be vegan if I moved to Japan unless I could afford it.
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>LOL Letwo sides of Kaka
Honestly? I find the Sailor Moon eyeliners they've been dishing out like mad lately to be pointless. Only crazy collectors that lose their shit over a Sailor Moon wash cloth really buy the eyeliners. The dumb thing about it all is that they don't even use
the shit. Whats the point of makeup if you're not going to use it?
Being vegan seems like more stress, effort and money than its worth tbh
fuck it kaka just eat a burger and look healthy again
She probably thinks she's too good for it, she doesn't know how to, she's too lazy, and/or says that she eats out all the time to seem "rich."
If she really is just eating out all the time, I wonder if she'll gain weight from it. It'd be really funny if she did become fat since Kota used to be the fat sister living in her shadow and then she'd be the fat sister living in Kota's shadow.