/pt/ - lolcow general

Channel non intro, intro

In which she outlines her Patreon plan.

Well, hello there!

In which she explains her Patreon plan in more detail.

How to use Patreon

In which she rants about the haters, declares that she will never return to lolcow, and shows off her new Kat von D and Sephora cosmetics.

She has visibly gained weight and is wearing Josh's military ring.

https://vid.me/xCNdU

Exposed!

In which she derides the haters and accuses two of her Facebook friends of posting private communiques on lolcow (the first two entries in the summary).

>>462987
I know she's always looked bad, but she looks especially bad in this video?

>I've known about lolcow for about 6 years

haha

what

What happened to me?

The grand reveal!

>I most definitely wasn't going to release this yet, but as suspected one of my pledges on Patreon was from the hatesites and has given away my links. The dumb bitch canceled her pledge right afterwards so I'll be blocking her/him/it. Hey! You done fucked up, dips hit. You didn't stick around for the juicy shit. So you gipped me $5,big woop. More importantly, you verified what I already knew and now I most definitely won't be releasing my content until after you've all been charged.

>>462994
samefagging but I know lolcow was created when StaminaRose imploded, but has it really been 6 years if you combine both lifespans of each site?

>>462994
She is HUGE. She is way fatter than I expected her to be in one month. But hey, she and Josh said in >>462995 that they have already been to Taco Bell twice, had pizza and went to Aubreys, also two times in the movies which I guess involves a lot of buttery popcorn.
She is also cooking breakfast and dinner everyday… do we remember her cooking vids? YUMMY grease.
Oh, Craven, you old, saggy, floppy, fat mess. I missed you.

>>462992

In the "Exposed!" video she swears up and down that she would never, ever lie to her friends and followers and that even when she is testing people she suspects are from the hatesites she tells only the truth.

Then what was this?

>>463004

Her arms are bulging around her bracelets and her cheek studs are sinking into her face.

>>462995
Spoiler about where Raven is below:

US with Josh. LMAO

>>463008
Judging by the facial hair (on Logan), it was around the time he bought that really ugly bear in the mall with the travelator.

>>462995

Transcript anon here.

Shall I post the subtitles? The video is over 70 minutes long which will take a long while to edit and proofread. Extracting the subtitles and stripping the html is automatic, but the timestamps for each line must be removed manually as I currently don't have a computer with which to write a shell script, and punctuation must be added since the subtitles are auto-generated.

HAHAHAHAHAHA Josh: there's no couch, we don't even have a couch

Also, an hour long? Fuck. I have to watch this laugh riot later.

>>463014
She won't take that vid down. If it's too much trouble for you, don't do it.

To other anons, I got this "resume" from KF (credit 666EVE666):


She's in couch land, the space around her looks very messy. Josh says he's been losing sleep since Raven arrived. The blinds on the window are bent and broken. They have their own place, they don't own a couch, and are not in a hotel room. Talking about haters going crazy while she was gone, she's not jealous of his ex-girlfriend, Josh reached out to Dorian and Dorian refused–much to Raven's dismay. Josh and Raven talk shit about Dorian because he was talking on lolcow.

Josh hasn't got his tattoo for Raven yet because he will when HE wants to, on HIS time because there is this thing called BILLS. Raven demands Josh tells the audience what her tail bone and the back of her head feels like, apparently both are very weird. Josh said Raven could gain or lose 100 lbs and he wouldn't care–she's beautiful no matter what!! He even lets her leave lipstick marks on him in public and doesn't wash them off.

Raven talks shit about Dorian's girlfriend, calling her a cunt, pretentious, and that she needs to shave her armpits because she looks like a lesbian. Josh wrote to Dorian from his own account apparently, it was NOT Raven–her and Josh type exactly them same guys. Raven makes sure to let us know that Logan doesn't want the sluts that keep hitting him up, so don't even try it sluts!

Josh says Raven doesn't need to work if she doesn't want to because he makes enough for both of them, if she wants an online job that's fine. People there don't find Raven weird looking, but then they got stopped for pictures at a store the other day? And NOBODY is mean to Raven, they think her tattoos, hair, and outfits look amazing and she doesn't look old AT ALL. Josh's family is very accepting, Raven has most of them on her FaceBook friends list! They don't eat fast food (then list off all the times they had fast food).

Their relationship isn't based on sex, and Josh watches ZERO porn. Not even on the couch (that they don't own)! Josh has a lot to offer everyone, Claudia is a LIAR and Josh has NEVER cheated before. EVER.

Josh on Dorian:"One day, he will need her (Raven), and she won't be there for him", and he "doesn't want to be his fucking step-daddy". Raven IS NOT a bad mother because she didn't work or tells her kid she wishes she had an abortion. She just doesn't want kids, if she made Dorian she wants NO MORE KIDS. SHE'S NOT A BAD MOTHER!!! ("I don't want another Dorian, I don't even want Dorian").

Raven is convinced Dorian's girlfriend makes him evil, she thinks "the pussy must be awful good". Raven is totally NOT jealous Dorian's girlfriend who sleeps with other guys outside of their relationship. Both Raven and Josh talk shit on Dorian's relationship and his girlfriends hairy armpits.

Raven is NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A fake Emily Boo account apparently emailed her and it was SOOPER pathetic. She's only adding people she knows and trusts to her new FB account. The mattress she's sitting on at this point looks like it has no sheets on it and is just straight up on the floor, no box spring or platform. She's rambling about how beautiful Josh is.

Josh is leaning/laying on her shoulder throughout most of the video, Raven keeps rolling her head on his in an affectionate (cringey) manner. The last ten or so minutes are her saying that the screenshot of her saying she's pregnant is just her gaming profile and she never logs on to that profile and never talks to people from that profile, so it's totally a fake screenshot.

The entire video is basically Josh and Raven talking about lolcow and Facebook. Raven goes on about the haters and how all they want is attention (lol) and demonizing Dorian, his girlfriend, and Claudia. Then at the very end she says her decision to be offline has not been influenced by ANYTHING :lol:. She only made this video bc lolcow found her secret FB profile that she "didn't even try to hide" tho


Raven: "If we ever split up, your never gonna get away from this."
Josh: "We're never splitting up."

>>462995
im only 16 mins in, is there really any time in this when shes not refrencing lolcow or talking to lolcow almost directly?
holy shit

>>462995
Ray ray, you had no one fooled with your shitposting. We all knew you were going to Couchland no matter what. KEK

And she claims that Logan will never trust anyone ever again or be able to move on, oh please. That man is only what, 21? He’s young and will eventually recover from all that toxic brainwashing. The anon that posted her convo with Logan wasn’t being a good friend, but I doubt that’s enough to make him swear off talking to another woman ever again.

>>463020
Take note that "the other topic" she is talking about is Dorian. She will release an entire video dedicated to shittalk her OWN SON.

What happend to meeee? Was tough to get thru mang.
No information pertaining to "what happened to meeee?" Just a lot of prompting Joshua to say she doesn't look old or fat IN PERSON, she looks LESS OLD AND FAT than he thought she would, so that's nice. Explaining multiple times she hates Dorian because he's a piece of shit and some day her child will need her and she can't wait to not be there for him to which Joshua agrees it is best for a mother to not be there for their child and she is NOT jealous of Dorians FUCKING SLUT BITCH girlfriend because she apparently speaks like she has cerebral palsy, drinks coffee and is NOT beautiful, like she is. So that's not creepy at all.

The rest of the video is regurgitating farmers comments, some that were said and some that she just made up ( thanks for the shout out tho). BTW, she admits being here and reading along the day people realized she was posting and some of us we're baiting her with "Logan is hawt" but she swears it wasn't HER posting, because her hands were all over Joshua's wiener. Which is a pretty weird fetish but masochists gunna masochist.

All in all, we don't find out anything that has happened to her, because nothing has happened to her. Should have titled the video "Same shit, new puppet".

>>463016

Compare to pic related.

oh man, it's funny for a few minutes but the non-stop addressing of lolcow rumours is just cringey.

Like, no one here is actually going to go purely off what she or Josh says, and it's just very overly self conscious. Like what does this dude think of having to talk about what people think on a site that you could just… y'know, not look at?

>>463019
They also laugh at pics of an anon who messaged Josh. Josh laughs like a fucking retarded monkey at pics that don't look half was bad as raven licking her deflated tit. I love this couple. They're disgusting.

>>463022
>>463024
I LOVED how she mentioned the library, tho. I had to pause the video, my sides were killing me.

Now that she is confirmed to be in the US, would contacting the buyer whom she scammed on Trade.Me to let them know be in violation of the rules?

>>463023
YES. Exactly.

>>463029
Please give timestamp, that's hilarious.

Also quote of the video "I'm posting here making a video for my fans, not for fucking lolcow" haha

Does she talk about being happy to be in the States again?

Anything about the US or how she feels about finally leaving or if she misses NZ?

Just complaining and bitching?

>>462996
Wasn’t it still Maximum Faggotry 6 years ago?

>>463036
Yes indeed it was. I almost forgot about MaxFag.

>>463030
Why?
Leave them alone. They know they were ripped off, and I'm sure they've already contacted their bank or credit card company to report it, and received a refund thru their financial institutions fraud claims department. It's a common thing. They were already savvy enough to ask her questions, trying to see if she was scamming in the first place.

If it were me I wouldn't want some stranger weirdo contacting me over this shit.
If you can't stand it, maybe contact the website and let them handle it from there.

>>463016
poor guy looks trashed already. like, more trashed I mean.

The first moment she showed him on camera he looked like a hostage lmaoooo

The tail bone and skull deformities. lol

So now her tailbone Joshua- "feels weird, I dunno" Raven- "like it's not in the right place"

Oh, we thought your tailbone had an injury, but now it's very prominent. So, like a tail?Does it wag when you're happy, and try to tuck between your legs when you've been caught pooping on the floor or eating out of the garbage can again?

>>463018

She won't take the video down…until she dumps Josh in 5 years!

If pic related is genuine, then was the video >>441499 she made moaning about her regret over splitting up with Logan and gushing over his undying love for her a fabrication and part of a long con on the hatesites?

>>463029
"They were saying that I got left by Josh at Taco Bell." I DIED. hahaha. Christmas comes early, anons. If no one donates to her Patreon, she'll eventually post it anyways. And if she doesn't who gives a fuck? We'll just go follow Mariah's thread or Onsion. This woman doesn't seem to understand that we aren't obsessed we're fascinated by a train wreck.

"JOSH TELL THEM THAT EVERYTHING THEY SAY IS NOT LIES. THAT YOU LOVE ME. THAT YOUR FAMILY LOVES ME. THAT I'M SHY. WE DON'T EAT FAST FOOD. WE DON'T HAVE A COUCH. YOUR BROTHER ISN'T RACIST. OMG JOSH TELL THEM. TELL THEM. TELL THE HATERS. TELL THEM YOU'RE NOT SHORT. YOU DON'T ABUSE ME." I think it was ONE comment that said that and they pretty much addressed every episode. This is one of the most hilarious, cringiest things I've ever seen.

>>463031
Library talk is in Exposed vid >>462992 in the first two minutes of it.

(Replying to tempcow comment)
>When Raven called her a "trailer trash crack whore"?
I don't mean that part (which the user told us anyway, and Raven couldn't remember - so many whores) but rather the claim Raven makes that she confronted the person repeatedly. If this anon was a dedicated traitor who posted Raven's Logan-bait here on lolcow, surely she'd also post caps of Raven going ape at her? Why the sudden dedication to Raven's privacy? The chance Raven even hassled the right person is low. Another anon said they got the same copypasta, how many of those did she send out? Did she attack the wrong person or attack no-one at all?

I have felt in my gut she left, great to see it confirmed. Hooray for Dorian tbh! And Logan too.

So, I got about forty something minutes in before I decided to give up since it started to repeat at that point.

Blah blah blah. Ravey Gravy and Joshie Poo forever. "The pastttttt guys!" The past doesn't stop getting brought up because they're super shitty things. You didn't do some mild shit, Raven. That's why it won't be let go. And since you never let it go either.

The shit with Dorian is the stuff that mostly annoyed me tho. Because the shit Dorian said is all shit Raven herself has admitted to in the past. She has admitted exes have abused Dorian and shit she has done to him makes her an abuser, as well.

Hell, some of the shit she admitted to he had said "I don't remember that" which would, for anyone with any fucking sense, would take that as an out, but no.

And along with her constant attack on him makes her a shit person. Dorian didn't say anything really bad, he just went "yeah, that happened as she said it did". He literally just sat here and comfired shit she has admitted to in the past. Honestly, as much as I enjoyed reading it – him posting here or not was all just shit we already knew because of past screen shots and videos Raven herself has put out.

A normal, decent mother would be like "I know what he said, but he's my kid and I'm disappointed but what's said is said". He's not a backstabber, he's your child. Stop talking shit about him like he's an ex roommate.

No one who isn't pure trash is going to see that as anything but emotional and verbal abuse on a child she allowed to get abused and who she did drugs in front of and treated like shit over the years. The comments she makes aren't that of a good mother, it's from someone who doesn't see her child as her child but as someone who sees the life she brought into the world as a burden and a constant source of annoyance. She is clearly the abuser and the guilty party here, by her own words, screen shots and videos over the years.

Although, I wish Raven could see this and think "damn, I am a horrible mother" when she will obviously come back to read all of this (which we all know she will because she can't stop herself).

I just cannot even begin to fathom, as a parent myself, saying this shit about my own child. Especially a child she has admitted to abusing and let being abused. But of course, that's all in the past so it somehow doesn't count.

Guess Edmund Kemper isn't a murderer anymore, it's in the past.

There's so much to talk about here, but I just got so angry about the Dorian stuff that I had to comment on some of it. I am fuming.

1. Didn't she say half of the awful stuff about Dorian, including the abortion comment, well before Lovely GF was in the picture? But apparently Lovely GF is the reason Dorian is sooooo awful. He's never been like that until her!

2. Their relationship won't last more than a few years. Good coming from you, Raven, when your longest relationship was with Logan and you said that it was going badly well before you guys broke it off. You are clearly the arbiter of great relationship advice.

3. This fucking smug little asshole sitting there giggling while his partner is talking about how she wishes she never had her son and how she made the abortion comment ONCE and what's the big deal? These two truly deserve one another. Congrats.


Fuck man, I am so angry. Fuck these two.

>>463014

Transcript anon here.

I found a site that strips the timecodes. Full transcript coming soon!

>>463036
Damn so she's been following all her own shit for 6+ years. Never knew she could be that pathetic.

>>463046
I don't think her talking about regretting splitting with Logan was fabrication tbh. She probably wants us to think that, but I have no doubt that as her trip was closing in on her she was feeling some regret.

You know she had no where to stay when she finally got over there. The only reason she's posting videos now is because a) her thread died here and b) Josh was able to scrap together enough money to get some shithole they could play house in.

I'm confused. So did she change her mind about staying with Logan or was that all just to throw us off? If that's the case, why?

>>463066
I think Doe Deere is the best example of how to be a cow, quit putting your shit out there and then eventually get forgotten. Her shitty line, Lime Crime isn't as popular as it used to be, but you don't get any of the Xenia drama. Any cow could do the same. You simply stop producing milk, stop being a venomous bitch, or shut the fuck up on social media. Raven seems to think this proliferation of hate is because of lies, but no way is that possible.

>>463075
She claims to have lied about staying with Logan (poor guy. she cucks him into going along with her dumb scams)so she could have time with Josh and "start over." Except she comes online after only a month and shit talks every comment ever made on lolcow with her retard of a boyfriend, while he giggles like a faggot. I'm guessing she did it to starve us of milk thinking that we'd be desperate for her patreon garbage. I wonder if the only person who subscribed to the 30 dollar tier was Ryan?

I'm finally trying to watch the video and his voice just makes my skin crawl.

>>463047
I'm the one that mocked up that fb status and I think I'm actually going to die laughing, holy shit.

>>463079
That’s exactly it, now she’s no longer married to a teenager, she would have to do new shit to maintain her attention here.

She might live on in /snow/ if people still want to see her bad tattoos, her inevitable weight gain, or hauls of Walmart toys, or her fast food complaints, or her views on abortion, but to stay in /pt/ now requires effort, like bitching about Dorian and lovelygf, breastfeeding lifelike dolls, broadcasting relationship drama, scamming people.

>>463075
In the video she said it was a “game” she played for her own amusement, because her life is pretty empty I guess.

>>463066
She is either bad at math or thinks personal drama counts. lolcow isn’t that old, when it started Dakota was Pt material and was new to Japan. I think 2014 is when the first Raven thread here started. But she already had married Logan, had a falling out with friends over it, got called a pedo, etc. She forgets that a lot of drama was from her talking shit about people she knew not sites like this.


Anyways she is milking the video hard. She is not smart enough to realize it shows on YouTube, it wasn’t unlisted or anything it is in my sub box as it was minutes after she uploaded it.

>>463165
Taking this screenshot from raven on fb which shows that she lurked kiwi for their responses to the video. Nothing from here because we were not here for a bit when she made this comment. Take note that she actively is reading for reactions. Hi raven!!

>>463167
Yet she cannot tell the difference between them and us like always. So close yet so far.

>>463055
I love how she says she has no control over Josh's account but earlier said that he shared/she read every one of his messages. It's one or the other.

Drinking game for the hour long video

- every time lolcow is mentioned
- every time Josh rolls his eyes

Actually that’s it, or you’re going to pass out before it’s over.

>>463165
Lol every person that checks her videos has adblock on and I doubt THAT many people checked her videos. 300 my ass.

>>463059

Didn't she say something about Dorian being lazy and not helping around the house about a year or two ago on facebook? That's probably more lies about him.

>>463205
That's real rich coming from her, the same person who does exactly that. I doubt that she's ever even swept the floor before because "muh tailbone".

I'm 20 minutes in and I want to die. For someone who claims to not care about us HAYDERS she suuuuuure has been giving us alot of attention the past 2 days.

>>463015
i wat he’s like 2 min of the video and holy fuck josh looks like he’s wasting away from stress already.

also we totally called the hotel thing lolol

>>463231
He promised he was gonna fight the hayterz with her but I think that changed since he works a lot and said a few times he was really tired from it. Incoming "Josh works a lot, doesn't have time for me and doesn't wanna check lolcow with me and make videos justifying myself to them wah wah"

>>463059
Dorian's situation is pretty chill now. His awful mother has left the country which is a pretty sweet outcome. He's in his first serious relationship; he has access to free mental health care and a supportive welfare system while he picks up the pieces from his terrible upbringing. He lives in a safe and pretty progressive, well-off country.

When Raven says he's going to need someone to depend on one day, yes that's true. But even if she were present in NZ, she wouldn't be there for him. In fact, she will never be there for him, thus her words have no power at all.

depression palace highlights. sort of looks like an airbed on the floor? living the dream.

>>463237
"we don't even own a couch"

Like that's something to brag about lmaoo
Topic should be changed to Floorland

he keeps bloody sniffing. ffs someone get him a tissue

>>463237
>nasty as fuck carpet
>dingy and dinged up walls
>mattress on the floor
>NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER SLUTTY GIRLS attitude

She's a couple of months and a few cats from living the American Luna dream.

>>462995

Transcript Part 1

Okay, so it's been a really long time. I think it's been, it's been, by the time I release this, it'll probably be almost a month since I've been seen online, and I have a reason for that. I've got a video that I made, it's actually…I think I've got like two or three videos. They're super super long, but I'm probably gonna release this one first before I release those ones just because this is the better one. The other ones are gonna be really really bad, a lot of shit talking, a lot of drama, bullshit, but as you can guess I've been absent because I've got crazy amounts of stalking going on and lies, and the other video we'll get into that.

But everybody is wanting to know where I went and where I am and what happened and if I left, because there's a lot of debate going on online on whether or not Josh and I broke up, me and Logan got back together again, I'm using Logan, I stayed with Ryan, I'm in New Zealand, I'm hiding, all that bullshit. Anyway, I'm gonna answer some questions in this video. I'll try not to make it too long, probably will because all my videos are long anyway.

[pans to Josh]

J: Hello. There is no couch. We don't even have a couch.

[she runs her fingers through his hair]

R: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So, so, so obviously I made it to Josh.

J: She sure did.

R: I sure did. [adjusts camera and sighs over his hair while petting it] So, so um I want to let you talk a bit about all this shit because I did plenty of talking in my other video. You start off with our meeting. When I got off the plane and you saw my fat old ass waddling towards you, did you run in the other direction?

J: No, I ran towards her.

R: So we were not able to have it recorded because it was just a long rush, rush, rush.

J: It was late at night, it was around midnight…

R: It wasn't midnight, was it? It was like 10 o'clock, 11 o'clock, but it was rush, rush and we were fucking tired, and we just, we couldn't, we just…all we wanted to do is just get together, get home, and just get to know each other and spend time together and stuff like that so…

Can you describe in your words our meeting? Because I think I did on my video.

J: Well, I was waiting at the airport for about an hour, and I heard her flight was uh…had just landed, so I was getting ready. I was just sitting there. We wanted her to come up to me so I wouldn't see her walking out, so when I did I jumped up, and I was so happy, and I hugged her for like five minutes straight. She wanted to let me go to do…she had to go do something.

R: I was sweaty and stinky.

J: I didn't care though.

R: Can you just go away! I'm hot and gross!

J: I didn't care. I just kept holding on to her. It was a good five minutes or so at least. I was really happy. I was shocked. She was more beautiful in person than I thought she would be. You really are.

[exchange meaningful glances]

R: Did you think that I was disgustingly fat?

J: No, of course not.

R: And old-looking?

J: No. Nowhere close.

R: So you've seen me obviously without makeup on right. Now what are your thoughts? We're addressing everything that lolcow has said, by the way, in case you're wondering.

J: I love her with or without makeup. I actually prefer her without makeup. I prefer that better. She's more beautiful that way I think. I know her style and all this. We've went around town. We have our own place, by the way. We don't even have a couch here.

R: We don't own a couch. And we don't live in a motel room. A motel was just a backup idea because it is extremely hard to find a place to live, and so the timeframe we were working with was really short, well, he was working with was really short, and so getting a hotel room was just a last-ditch effort. Oh, can you explain your other house and why you didn't want me there, because there's a lot of confusion about, "Well, if he has a house…" They think you owned it. I never said you owned it. But there's a lot of confusion as to why we couldn't just stay there.

J: I didn't own it. My mom, she originally got it, and I was staying in another place, and for reasons…for personal reasons I couldn't stay at that place, and so I moved back in with her for a few days, and she ended up getting her another place, cuz she wanted me to be on my own and I wanted to be on my own. And the water was…the water was bad. There are always problems with the water. The place was falling apart, and it's in a bad spot. I mean it was big, it had rooms, but there were holes in the walls and stuff like that, and it was real drafty and breezy, and it was in a bad spot in the neighborhood. We had people ridin' by on four-wheelers, loud trucks every night, stuff like that keeping me up, it was just in a bad spot. The water especially, the water was bad. It wasn't always bad, most of the time it was really bad and it was…it was messing up my skin which has healed since then.

R: Yeah, they were like, "What's that all over his arms? Are those moles or are they track marks?" [Laughter]

J: No, those weren't track marks. Um god, um you know, I'm sure you don't put track marks on the outside of your arms.

R: They'll say, "Well, of course he would know that cuz he's such a meth head."

[she plays with his hair more than she plays with her own]

J: Everybody knows that, I'm sure. It was just…it was just a place I didn't want her to stay. I didn't even want to stay there. I'm now getting me a new place. This is it, and we're enjoying it. I was lucky enough to get this place. The person who owns this is a good friend of mine so I got really lucky. I was very fortunate. And it's nice. It's still a work in progress, but we have clothes, we have everything set up for the most part. We need a few more things.

R: We have the essentials, we don't have a couch.

J: We don't even need a couch anyways.

R: And um…and I tried to explain many times why you were on the couch over there. It was because you had given one bedroom to your brother and the other one was, what, for your mom whenever she visited. Not everyone is materialistic or like me who needs a lot of stuff. He doesn't own hardly anything, doesn't care.

J: I don't need stuff. I mean, I have an Xbox and TV and all that and clothes and shoes. That's all I need.

R: The whole living on your mom's couch, doesn't have a job…

J: That was my couch.

R: That all came from his ex.

J: Yeah, she's jealous, spiteful, vengeful I guess. That was a toxic relationship, and nobody at lolcow even knows. All they saw was "couch." They ran away with that for fucking weeks.

R: They're still going. It's been months.

J: We don't even have a couch. I could have brought the couch here, but I didn't…we don't need a couch. It's still there. Lolcow, there just…and I've seen them myself. I've seen people messaging…in boxing me worrying about her, "Oh my god, where is she? I'm so worried. I miss her." And I say, "I don't wanna talk about it." And, what, 25 seconds later we saw, we saw it posted on lolcow.

R: We were together when he was getting the messages. He would show me, every message he gets he shows me. "Look at this, look at this, look at this. Message requests. Somebody trying to add me." And the reason he didn't want to talk about is because he knows it's lolcow. He doesn't want to talk about it. I mean, it's it's a no-brainer. It's not…they're the ones who ran away with the whole "we're not together" thing, so we decided to fuck with them and run away with the whole "we're not together thing" for our own privacy and enjoyment.

J: And we would always see messages like, "You know what Raven, you're not making a fool of us" or something, "We don't need you and blah blah blah." I was like, yeah, fuck 'em, all right. All they do is talk about Raven. They were, there was a few days when they were like, "I'm bored, Raven's not here, and I'm bored…"

R: "I'm just gonna go look at her old shit from 2009 and lie."

R: So I know it hasn't been long, but how is our relationship?

J: Great, great. Right?

R: Yeah.

J: Ok. We don't abuse each other. I haven't laid a hand…I haven't laid a hurtful hand on her.

R: Everybody thought that you would kick my ass and be real abusive and angry, and that you're, you're an idiot, and you deserve everything I'm gonna give you because if you're stupid enough to be with someone like me, knowing what a horrible person I am, you deserve me to shit all over me.

[continued]

>>463260

Transcript Part 2

J: For the record, I know for a fact that Dorian is full of shit, full of shit. He thinks he's big and bad, going to people who accept…accept him, but I'm sure they all talk shit behind his back.

R: They did for a little while. They said, "Oh, if what…if what she said is true and he refuses to work and do this and do that, then maybe she has a right for being angry or she's justified." But now, I don't know, he's a golden child because…by the way, for those of you that don't know, my own son went to lolcow, him and his girlfriend, and spewed a whole bunch of lies about me. He fed into all that shit, trying to say there's a restraining order against me and that's why I didn't mention his name in my last video. I didn't mention their names because I was trying to take the high ground, and I didn't fucking want to talk about them because fuck both of them. They're in the past. I have a new life. I don't need all the drama or the bullshit from them. If he's gonna be like that he's no son of mine. And I got more into that in the other video but I…I don't want to make this video a downer. This is just to fill people in because it's been so long since I've been around.

The reason I went offline wasn't actually because of the haters, it's because we have a new relationship here, a new life. We want time together. We don't want to be like, I'm gonna come over here and jump online. I want to come over here and be with him. I had said I was gonna get offline. We're gonna for real life. We don't get to do much cuz he works a lot, but we still go out every weekend. We've gone to the movies, what, twice.

J: At least twice. We saw "It" and "Annabelle." That was kind of shitty. It was alright.

R: I mean, we spend time together. Every…every moment we can we're together, and um…everything is just great. We don't ever stop touching each other. We're very physical, we're very complimentary. I mean, all through the day I can't even count how many times you say, "I love you, you're beautiful, I love you, you're beautiful, I love you so much." And you know, we just…we're very, very close. We have a lot in common, lots to talk about…

J: More than I thought we would have.

R: And [strokes his hair] I'm super happy.

Can you talk about the tattoo, cuz they're using that as why…oh the look on your face when I told you about the ticket.

J: I wanted to address that myself.

R: It was, it was…hold on, cuz it's a little group of things. It's the look on your face, the fact that while you were in the passenger seat you would have gotten fired because you're not supposed to be on your phone, and you were talking to me on the slick…on the sly, being on drugs again, and why you haven't got my name tattooed, and that, that, that just proves that you don't love me enough, and that's why you didn't want me to come here because I wanted it more than you ever did. You never showed, and a look on your face said it all.

J: Well, the look at my face was a tired look. Ever since we met I've lost sleep. There's been many a time…there's been many a time I've went to work driving nine, eight, nine, ten hours on three, four hours of sleep. My own choice cuz I love talking to her so much. So that look wasn't "Oh god, what the fuck." It was "Yay." But I was tired. Yeah, I was in the passenger seat because I was continuing to be trained. I can be on my phone anytime I want to. I can do whatever I want to while I'm working. I'm on my own hours. It's whatever time I get done is what time I get done, that's on me, so they have no idea what the hell they're talking about. They would…they think they do, but they really don't.

R: They're wrong about everything.

J: They're wrong about everything. It's just with…

R: All the people that they think were me talking on the site were not me. Like, I'm, I'm sitting here watching these comments come in, "Oh that's Raven, that's Raven, that's Raven, that's Raven's friends." It's like, no it fucking wasn't, you know. I was reading it. I usually don't read it. I usually don't sit there, but this time I was because the debate over where I was was just, it was too much, it was funny. They were going batshit crazy.

J: "I saw, I saw her with Logan." You obviously fucking didn't.

R: They've been attacking each other like rabid dogs because they don't know where I am. Oh, so tattoo.

J: Oh yeah, the tattoo thing. Well, it's a little thing called bills. Bills have to be paid. That's how you know you're responsible. I'll get the tattoo whenever I want to, whenever I feel like it, whenever I can.

R: That's much better. Whenever you can.

J: That's what I meant, that's what I meant.

R: Yeah, cuz before that it was trying to get sorted and settled, get ready for me to come, you know.

J: It cost a lot to move, and it cost a lot for us to keep up with.

R: Yeah, it was just bam, bam, bam. It was…everything happened so fast. And it was like, he knew the time was ready for me to come, it was just, he needed a place is all, or else he would have wanted me here a lot sooner. It was just trying to get approved for a place and get a place.

J: If anything I would have kept her and the old place until I got…

R: But you didn't want me there.

J: I didn't want myself there.

R: I still haven't stepped foot inside that house because it's apparently so bad nobody wants to let anybody inside. Yeah, so I mean, it wasn't like that. And whereas $50 or $100 might not be a lot in New Zealand for tattoos, here it is, so you know that comes out of bill money and things like that. And he was just trying to organize and get our life ready, or his life ready for us, and the tattoo just wasn't important. Maybe it was important to me,  it wasn't essential.

J: That can wait. It can wait.

R: And I spent a lot of money over there, yeah, but I still had money to come here obviously, and I…

J: More than enough.

R: Yeah, I bought stuff there, I brought stuff here, I bought him stuff, I bought me stuff. I like to buy stuff, so fucking what. It's my money, you know what I mean. None of the money I got from anybody went into the bullshit. It went into the fucking bills. And they're talking shit about me because I said I don't want to take your money. And I brought stuff [he kisses her shoulder] so that I didn't have to live off of you, and they're like, "Oh, but she could live off of Logan, and you could lay on your ass and be a lazy bitch and, and…" I'm not lazy. Like, I clean every day and do dishes and…

J: I know, I know what you're doing.

R: Oh, this goes on to what Dorian has said as well about how I lied about everything. You felt my tailbone. What does my tailbone feel like?

J: Like, uh, there's something wrong with it. Like, uh, like if you had no ass it would hurt you, like it…I don't know how to explain it, it pokes out.

R: You can feel it.

J: You can feel it obviously. I know that it pokes out.

R: It's in the wrong place.

J: Yeah, it's not in the right place at all.

R: What about, like, the back of my head?

J: Yeah there's a dip there or something.

R: That dent. Everything that I can prove and have proved. Oh, and um are you a feeder? Are you trying to feed me and get me fat?

J: No. That whole thing is I don't, I don't really care what way she is. I love her no matter what. I think she's beautiful just the way she is. She can gain a hundred pounds, I wouldn't care. She can lose a hundred pounds, I really wouldn't care.

R: So happy. I'd been pretty sick if I lost a hundred pounds. And then there goes lolcow, "You could lose two hundred pounds and still be fat, sausage fingers."

J: That's just not true. They're idiots. They're just losers.

R: It's a really ugly picture of me, shit that's not true based on lies, twisted truths, fucking bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit all around.

Yeah I've said this shit that I've said to Dorian, I'm not gonna deny that, and he deserves every bit of it. He still does. I'm not gonna take that back. He's a fucking asshole and so is his girlfriend. She's a fucking cunt. I hate both of them. And it's not because I'm jealous of her. Have you seen her? I'm not jealous of that. If I wanted to look like a fucking lesbian or a fucking little boy all I'd have to do is shave my head.

J: And not shave your armpits.

R: [mocks Dorian's girlfriend] She's pretentious. Oh my fucking god. I don't want to talk about them anymore. I really don't.

J: One thing Dorian, shave  armpits. That's so gross.

R: Oh what about the message that was sent to Dorian. Was that me on your account? Tell them how much control I have over your account.

J: Zero control over my account. Zero.

R: How many times have I said we write almost exactly alike? So they couldn't even tell the difference. They thought it was…What he did was, he wrote to Dorian and he said, "Dorian, who the fuck do you think you are? You don't go and betray your mom like that. You don't do that." You know, he basically scolded him.

J: I know the truth, I know the truth about the whole thing. He's so full of shit.

R: Yeah, and you know, it wasn't like we were trying to get him to be like, "Daddy, Josh is my daddy." We weren't doing that. It was just, Josh said hi. They'd already spoken, they'd spoken on cam live and so he added Josh. And then Josh said, "Hi, Dorian. Dorian what's up?" And Dorian never answered. I said, "Dorian, I raised you better than that. Just say hi back. You don't have a conversation. Just say, 'What's up?' That's it." And he refused to even just say hi. And I said, "You know, that's just so rude." That's it, end of story, that's all it was.

J: And that didn't even bother me. It was the fact that I saw the lolcow thing. He was, guess he was, he was so sad that his mommy was going away, and if that's the case he could've…

R: Oh he wasn't sad, he didn't care, he wanted attention, he wanted attention. And when he posted on there he got so much attention. "Oh, thank god you're away from that monster, blah blah blah."

J: It was coming from the same people who in the past would put him down. So there you go, Dorian.

R: And the same people that uh pretended to be Logan's best friends so that they could hit on him, and they're all trying to fuck him. He knows all of that. He's not gonna talk to you or add anybody. He's, he's still pissed off. He's over the whole thing. And anything I've done or talked about him he knows, and it's with his blessing, because the more people think I'm with him the less they will bother him, and so it helps him, it saves him, until this of course. But knowing that I'm with Josh obviously…

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>>463261

Transcript Part 3

J: [looks at camera] They're gonna be like, "Oh my god, they're the same, they're the same height. How the fuck is that going to work?" I'm slouching.

R: "He's not over six feet."

J: I'm pretty sure I am.

R: Where does my head go to on you…

J: Right here. [measures to the center of his chest] Something like that.

R: Yeah, but all in all we've just been sitting back together and watching the drama, watching the friend requests and the message requests and…

J: Stephanie Gardini.

R: Oh yeah.

J: Is that her name? Stupid bitch.

R: Yeah, "I'm so worried about her, I follow her all the time." And then…

J: I don't want to talk about it. Then 20, 30 seconds at most…

R: Not even a half minute later, "Guess what…"

J: "Guess what, I just got the scoop" or whatever.

R: Yeah [shows screencaps] and oh, they're on it because he changed his cover photo. Like, oh no, you're not allowed to change your cover photo?

[shows screencaps of "girl who was trying to hit on Logan under false pretenses, writing to Josh because his cover photo changed. She never even replied to Josh."]

Fuck my life. And then that Stephanie Gardini says that I called her a trailer trash whore and all that. I recognize her pictures, but I would have never said anything about her. And if you guys knew who she was you would talk so much shit. She looks like she's got fucking AIDS. She looks like a diseased whore. I never knew her before, but I know now. [shows pictures over canned mocking laughter and music]

They're all exposing themselves. Oh, there's another girl. I fed her a story, only her, that me and Josh broke up and I was staying, and she wrote, "I can't say who I am because she knows." Yeah we know, and especially because you're the only one I've ever told, you dumb bitch. All those screenshots are in the other video, everything, all the…

J: We have all the screenshots on our phones and laptops.

R: It just shows that they're desperate, they're losers, they're attention whore hungry fucks. They think I'm being an attention whore by posting on my own YouTube. I'm posting here making a video for my fans and the people that are watching, not for fucking lolcow or attention. If they want to come and spy on me, they'll spy on me…

J: Oh, they will.

R: Oh, they do. Do I shut down all my accounts cuz I'm just trying to streamline my life? I really don't want all that shit up, there's no reason for it. I'm not using it. I'm here with him. I'm only gonna be updating. I want to keep my circle very small. I want a new life. I want to try to fix the mistakes I made before. He's not bothered by lolcow, but I don't want to, I don't wanna take that risk. I don't want them to become a focus in our life.

J: You don't got to worry about that.

R: [she cups his chin in her hand] I know I just…I'm not gonna let anything ruin this, and so I just…I delete stuff. But I have some accounts I play games on, so I logged in once to get a store link that I had on my other account. I was logged in maybe five minutes and then I see, "Oh her…this account's online." What the fuck? And then people…ooh you look sexy…people um, have commented on my YouTube, and I haven't accepted all, only some comments, and nobody would get notification if I accepted comments, they'd have to go and…[he strokes her arm] what are you doing?…they'd have to go and refresh and check all my videos, all the comments, to see what's new. And they've done that because they screenshot and talk about comments that I've just accepted or accepted a day or two ago. So they're going to all my videos and checking. Like, what the fuck? That's extreme. The shit that they've done is really extreme. And they say that I need them and I'm an attention whore. I'm just living my life and they're stalking my every move. This round is the only time I've haunted them and just checked and checked just because it's funny, cuz they've been so desperate to find me, like they've been going fucking batshit crazy. So it's worth watching their debates and their polls.

J: They're even making stuff up like, "I saw her here in New Zealand…"

R: When I was doing right here. "I just saw her." No, you fucking didn't. "Oh, that's Raven posting." No, it wasn't…

J: No, it wasn't…

R: Because my hands were on him.

What else? There was something else, um fuck fuck fuck. I don't remember. Oh my god, it was important too. And then they said I killed Marmalade.

J: Yeah, I know what happened that day. I mean…

R: Yeah, I wrote as soon as it happened. Oh, your dog. I got bashed because I shared the photo of your dog. It's because I hid it from you at first because I didn't want you to have to see it, and they're like, "Oh, she hid it from him so she's…she has to get attention from everything, doesn't she? He doesn't even know." It wasn't that…

J: I didn't know but she knew..

R: Yeah, well, I told you that I made a post, I just didn't want you to see it so I blocked you from it.

J: …because you said they were saying, "She hid it from him so he doesn't even know…"

R: They were saying like, you didn't know at the time and I was only posting at the time to get attention for myself.

J: I know the reason behind it, the same reason my brother did it.

R: And because I said I don't even like dogs. That made me sad. Like, why did she even need to say that? I said it because it showed that it was like a shocking event.

J: Because it was fucking unreal. He ended up dying in the next morning, by the way. I got up to go to work and he was dead. I couldn't take him to the hospital, the emergency vet, they were closing and too far away. I had to go to work in a few hours. I was up to 2 or 3am, wasn't I. I had to be up at 6:30am. I got no sleep that night. And that was a terrible thing. He was the youngest dog there, and he died first. He should have outlived all those dogs. Man, that was sad.

R: Those fucking people.

J: They're just cruel people, that's what they are. They're just unhappy with their spouse and their jobs so they need…they find the need to go ahead and make other people…try to make other people feel like shit.

R: Um, what about me working?

J: What about you working?

R: Um what are your thoughts on me working or not working?

J: She can work if she wants to. She doesn't have to. I make enough money to support us. I've told her if she wanted to there are plenty of online jobs that she can do. She can type stuff. She can uh…I have even done uh…you can type out subtitles for movies. You get all the movies in early. Fuckin' you can do that. You can type instruction manuals. That make good good good money. You make your own hours.

R: How did the people here react to me? You know they're gonna burn me at the stake and call me a witch and everybody here will hate me because I look so weird.

[Those were your words, not ours.]

J: They're all polite. Like, we've had many a conversation with people just interested in her look. We went to the mall, and this tattoo artist, she took a picture of us in front of everybody. I kind of felt like a celebrity for a second. That was weird.

R: It's weirder for us to go out and somebody not to talk to me.

J: Yeah, we're always, we're always getting talked to.

R: Always.

J: Always. When we're gonna get food or groceries or whatever, she always, we always get talked to.

R: And nobody's ever mean.

J: Nobody's mean here.

R: They're very accepting. They think, oh, my hair looks amazing, my tattoos look amazing, and my outfits and all that, and I don't look ridiculous for being my age and looking the way that I look. Like, because they say, you know, I look so saggy and rough and old and…

J: Oh, she doesn't.

R: …you know. How do I look in person?

J: You look ten times better in person. I say eleven times better. [she pulls a face] I saw that face. You look great. You look beautiful. You really are. [he snuggles her even closer]

R: And I guess lastly, how is my attitude and person like how…what kind of person am I offline? Am I weird or bad or
mean or manipulative?

J: Nah, we get along great. We laugh, we laugh a lot, actually. We have a lot of common. She's sweet, she's so sweet. Dorian's a dipshit. But she is so sweet, she really is. There could be two sides to every person maybe, but I'm not worried. I'm not worried. She's very sweet. She's, I don't know, she's talkative. We're both talkative. We laugh a lot. We watch movies. We talk about us, ourselves, our lives.

R: Except that in public, in public I'm super shy, so when, when I don't say anything to people in public it's not that I'm being a bitch or I'm rude. I smile at everybody. I hide, like I hold on to his jacket and I just…I've got massive social anxiety. I'm really fucking shy. And you can tell I'm not rude though because I'm smiling. I look right at them, I smile, I wave. I just, I'm just shy. Some people are shy. I'm just shy. I'm not rude or mean, I just…Oh, your family.

J: Oh yeah, what about my family?

R: What about your family?

J: We're not racist, for one, or sexism..?

R: Sexist, racist and sexist.

J: Oh my god, idiots.

R: And um, what does your family think of me?

J: They love her. They were accepting right away, just like I told her forever. I told her that they would be. There was one day she texted my…she was texting my mom and my sister simultaneously half the fucking day which is a good feeling for me, and I know for her.

R: His mom always says, I love you, how are you doing? His mom's real sweet. They've all, they, they asked him for my Facebook and my phone number so that they could keep in contact with me cuz I didn't want to impose and add them or whatever. But his stepdad, um your mom did, didn't she? Your sister. Your brother I had already had on my friends list. But yeah, they've got no problem with me that I see. We're already talking about what we're gonna do for Thanksgiving. We're gonna go to his sister's house and have Thanksgiving dinner.

J: She's gonna cook what she wants, and they're gonna cook what they want. We already have it all planned out.

R: How much fast food do we live off of?

J: None. Rarely. We got a pizza the other night.

R: And I did get my Taco Bell the first night. I love Taco Bell.

J: We've eaten…that's about it. I think, uh, Taco Bell and that pizza.

R: And then we got Arby's once because I really wanted Arby's. And Wendy's once.

J: That was it. We ate at Taco Bell twice, but that's it.

R: Because we were going to take your brother, we were on a long trip.

J: The what, the night, the night after we got here, well it was the night we got here, we spent like, five, six hundred dollars on groceries. That was a lot of money. But we still have that food. We're still eating off that rood.

R: Yeah. And I make him dinner almost every night, and I've made him breakfast, and you know, he comes home from work and there's dinner made or being made or already ready, and yeah, so I'm enjoying cooking stuff, and everything I cook he loves. And I can't eat much of it at all, so usually it's just like, uh I can't eat it, will you eat it, and he doesn't like leftovers, so I'm kind of like, I'm struggling with trying to cook smaller portions.

J: I like some leftovers, but it just depends on what it is.

R: I haven't lived off fast-food and gained a hundred pounds or anything like that. Just…

J: We're doing good, we're doing good for ourselves. Like I said, if she wants to work she can, she doesn't have to, she doesn't have to, that's it.

R: Not going to control me or anything.

J: I'm just saying I gave you the option. I gave you the choice. I don't have a problem either way. I mean, it's so much easier than what people thought it would be like, you know, abusive. Yeah, apparently I'm a druggie, Jesus Christ.

R: You can't string two words together, I can't understand you.

J: Right. They're just…uh…just…they're stupid. They're just afraid that she might be happy, that's all.

R: I don't know why. I don't know how it affects them, you know.

J: It doesn't, it doesn't. They're…I guess they need to be the center of attention on that site. They say you need to be a center of attention though, you don't.

R: And like, they said that I rewoke my thread because I posted on my YouTube that Logan and I had split up and I cheated on Logan with you, you know.

J: I've known logan since we started talking. I've talked with Logan plenty of times, months ago.

R: You knew when we started dating, and it wasn't an issue.

J: No, it was not at all.

R: And if I was cheating, Logan…Logan's not the idiotic pussy-whipped child they think he is. He's a pretty strong-willed guy. He wouldn't just roll over and be like, "Okay, she cheated." No, he's not like that. And he wasn't raped. I didn't take him from the cradle. I mean, what the fuck. He was, you know, he was young, but he knew what he was getting into. He wasn't a fucking child. And I don't care what anybody says. Two people should not be punished for being in love. But we were, and it's fucking bullshit. And now they say that I ruined his life. But you know what, lolcow ruined his life because now he can't add anybody, he can't be friends with anybody,. They're talking about trying to fuck the Raven out of him in person.

J: I couldn't believe that when I saw that.

R: Yeah, like they want to fuck him.

J: They wouldn't dare, they wouldn't dare.

R: And so now he has to be on his guard for like, the rest of his life. He's so depressed. He is depressed now because he's like, he's got no future. He can't make a move without having to second guess, and that's…now that we're not together he shouldn't have to live like that.

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>>463237
she looks fatter already kek, look at those cheek piercings sinking further and further into that ugly mug

>>463264

I will post the second half later today.

>>463261

Correction. When they mock Dorian's girlfriend, it should have read

J: One thing Dorian, shave her armpits. That's so gross.

GOD is she delusional.

>they said that I rewoke my thread because I posted on my YouTube that Logan and I had split up and I cheated on Logan with you, you know.

Are you divorced, you cow? Were you divorced when you started this shit with Josh? No? Then sit the fuck down and shut up.

>he was young, but he knew what he was getting into. He wasn't a fucking child. And I don't care what anybody says. Two people should not be punished for being in love. But we were, and it's fucking bullshit. And now they say that I ruined his life.

A 16 year old is not capable of understanding what marriage entails. YOU SOW. You are fully aware of this, you just don't care, because everything is or has to be about you, you, YOU. If you didn't ruin his life, you definitely blighted 5 years of it, 5 years hwen he should have been out with his friends and acting like any other teenager. Instead he had to support your lazy, entitled ass because MUH TAILBONE. Fuck off. God you're disgusting.

>>463272
The irony. A man sat next to that shebeast is calling another woman disgusting.

>>463269
great work anon

I used to get so pissed off at the way she talked about Dorian. Now I'm just like whatever, you can't hurt him anymore, just makes you look like a shit cunt being so desperate to slag him off all the time.
Also, raven, you're doing a fantastic job of not caring about the haters. You don't sound bothered at all. Good for you.

>>463281
Yeah not bothered at all. That's why she posted an hour long video of convincing her haters she's happy and answering all our questions. Nice! When is the next Q&A? I have a couple of questions about you abusing your son and publicly admiting it in your posts and then saying Dorian is full of shit. Lemme know in the next video watchuu think of that Raven.

>>463045

I'm sure she's talking about a pilonidal cyst. They're pretty common and they can get inflamed.

>Risk factors include obesity, family history, prolonged sitting, greater amounts of hair, and not enough exercise

They're filled with hair. It's like having an ingrown hair in your ass that keeps growing and fills up and it's disgusting and…yeah. Sounds like Raven.

Here's what you do: get it removed. Tailbone problems end forever.

So glad to have you back, baby rapist!

>>463272
At this rate, Raven will be so fat within a year that she won't be physically reach her armpits to shave them.

>>463237
Her eyes match the carpet.

This is a shitty horrible rental. It's never a good sign when your rental house in Bumfuck, SC has the sort of carpet that hides repeated vomit and blood stains.

Living the dream, Raven?

>>463252

I'm so fucking happy right now. I can't even get mad. I smiled like an idiot through the whole video. New Zealand! You're free!

Raven is a tard but seriously I can't tell what the hell the carpet or walls look like. I nitpick as much as the next anon but I'm sure this apartment (or house or whatever it is) will look as retarded as her old place in NZ before too long, filled with tacky glow ithe dark fuzzy tarantulas and shit.

This was my major point of contention with this bitch, but I'm very grateful that Logan is finally out from under her. Praise the lord. Hopefully over the next few years this kid will get a chance to mature emotionally, instead of being stunted by Raven's constant manipulation, child grooming and molestation. The guy's been mommied all his life and hasn't ever had the chance at a true romantic relationship. I wish all the NZ crew the best.

It looks like Josh hasn't slept in months. He's never been a good looking dude, but my god does he look worn out. Those circles under his eyes! They were never that dark before. Having that harpy yacking at you into the wee hours of the night and then having to get up and go to work, all while she's still slobbering frantically on his dick as he runs out the door? Dude is going to be a husk in a month.

gg Raven, gg

>>463251
hes definitely on drugs the sniffling the twitchyness looking so worn out lol have fun gravy im guessing more than one drug to probably meth and coke

It's halarious how super dooper fuck yeah PUMPED she gets when talking about her haydurrs. She might as well start bucking around the room scream mooing and clanging her bell.

Seriously Diana, what in the fuck? lmao

>>463305
Right?! I was honestly so happy she left and finally Logan, Dorian and his gf can be safe. She is definately not going back! Raven, can't wait to see what the years bring us

>>463311
I mean if her being gone from the internet for a month will always bring an hour long video of her answering our theories…. then damn, hope this happens every month! Welcome back Raven!

>>463264
>R: Yeah, like they want to fuck him.
>J: They wouldn't dare, they wouldn't dare.

lmao did she actually get rustled by thirsty anons saying he was hotter in her dress than she was? i wonder how much she thinks of him hooking up with young pussy now that she's gone…

Part of me really wishes Dorian and Logan could rekindle their friendship just for epic chimp out it would cause

>>463369
I wish for the same thing, both because of the aforementioned shitstorm and also I think Logan could use the support and understanding from someone else who knows exactly what that cow is like. Like a specialized PTSD support group for two.

>>463431
Nah. Dorian said that Logan tried to hit him in an attempt to play daddy. It's best if they just keep their difference.

>>463439
distance

When Josh was talking shit about Dorian's girlfriend saying stuff like "oh she looks like a boy and needs to shave her armpits yadda yadda" All I could think about is how this 35 year old man was creepily talking about a 17 year old and what she does with her body. Sorry for blogpost but I found that disgusting.

anyone else notice she addressed all our other shit but NOT the fact she stole $800 from someone who wanted to buy her phone?

>>463311
You're killing me, anon. That's all I'm ever going to see every time the milk is flowing here

>>463459
Yeah I noticed that.. And I found it highly peculiar that she's so quick to deny eeeeeeeverything else, all the other speculations down to a tee, with screenshots of our comments even. But not even a single word mentioned about that..
Curious…

>>463457

it absolutely IS disgusting, this piece of shit loser telling ANYBODY how they should look is a fucking joke

the fact that he has an opinion on a teenage girl's body is repulsive enough, the fact that he feels like it's his business to say it out loud, ON CAMERA, is just gobsmacking.

i shouldn't be shocked though - perverted pedo men like him are fucking filth and should be put down

>>463369
It's probably best for both of their sanity to leave each other in the dust. There's only slut rot that connected them and now that it has finally vamoosed they are free to forget and move on to happy lives.

>>463459
It was the only thing I was hoping to get an excuse for considering it was our main shit to hate her over for the last month, but Raven fails to provide as per usual. She's so predictable. lel

>>463457
Like an even more garbage version of Onision. Then he's all "I ain't a sexist or whatevurrr". I love how retarded he is.

>>463505
the fucking irony is so beautiful though. like she and Josh are sperging so hard about people telling Raven she looks old, or haggard, or fat, or whatever. she gets so fucking butthurt over it, and as per her MO, she immediately does exactly the same to someone else without realising what a giant steaming pile of hypocritical shit that makes her.

not to mention that the people she attacks are invariably not deserving of it, unlike her. Lovely GF doesn't air her dirty laundry all over the internet or post fucking hideous nudes everywhere, or call other women sluts and whores in a public forum. if she wants to have hairy armpits, or anything else for that matter, that's her business. Raven is fair game because she literally puts allllll this shit out there as though she should be praised for it.

she is so fucking blind to her own hypocrisy, it's always impressive.

>>463543
imagine if she made 'valid' criticisms of LGf.
"Look at this slut, treating D like a human being and loving him. What a giant bitch, supporting him into education and a brighter future! I can't believe what a cow she is, treating him so decently. I bet one day he gets sick of all that love and support and feels like being abused and treated like absolute shit and that'll be his tough luck because I won't be there to do it."

haggard fat old cunt.

>>463543
I just find it funny also about how she talks about how people should come to her channel for the "truth" and all lolcow does is lie lie lie. What she doesn't seem to realize is that she is someone that needs to be called out on her behavior. If she turned shit around we wouldn't criticize her so much but I really do believe she's a genuinely bad person. I also find it funny how she downplays the fact in her "exposed" video how she apparently sent someone a picture of her dead cat and how she didn't think it was that bad to do that. That is not normal behavior.

>>463457
A grown man insulting a teenage girl because his fat goblin of a girlfriend doesn't like her is probably one of the most pathetic things I've seen this year.

And okay Josh, we get it, the old house tooootttaaaallly was your living situation until you were oh so gracious to let your brother and mother live there. So kind you gave them the rooms and slept on the couch. The couch you insist you own. Not only do you own it, YOU LEFT IT THERE. You're so far above that couch that you don't even own one anymore. Fuck couches, right? Hell I'm sure you won't even look at another couch for the rest of your life. Couches are beneath you. Not literally because you don't own one. That's how wrong the haters were for calling you couch boy. God are we embarrassed.

>>463311
She might as well start bucking around the room scream mooing and clanging her bell.

Fucking top kek!!

>J: Oh yeah, the tattoo thing. Well, it's a little thing called bills. Bills have to be paid. That's how you know you're responsible. I'll get the tattoo whenever I want to, whenever I feel like it, whenever I can.

>R: That's much better. Whenever you can.

>J: That's what I meant, that's what I meant.

he’s so completely and utterly cowed by her. you can tell he’s terrified to say the “wrong” thing so he’s probably been on the receiving end of her psychotic attitude since she showed up already.

>>463611

Yeah, she corrects him endlessly. He'll be trained soon.

>>463264

Transcript Part 4

R: Oh, and um, how much do I hate sex? Cuz apparently I hate sex.

J: She hates sex scenes in movies. She loves sex. So do I. We both love sex, as we both know.

R: With each other, not with the other people. I'm not repressed. I don't like sex scenes in movies that don't belong there because they don't belong there. A movie, you know, it doesn't need it, it doesn't need sex if the movie or the show is good enough, that's all it is.

How much stalking of other girls have you seen me do? Like, because Dorian said that too, I sit around all day and I stalk other girls like, "Ugh! Look at that bitch, look at that whore, I'm so jealous of every girl out there." I'm not like that. God, he's so full of shit.

J: I know. And he knows it, too. That's the thing, he knows it.

R: "I can verify that she copies everything that Emily Boo does."

J: "According to my calculations I can verify…" No, you cannot. Emily Boo. Pfft.

R: Nothing we have, except for one thing, is the same. Oh, and a pair of leggings and I think a dress that I got first. You know, lots of people have the leggings, lots of people have the dresses, lots of people have the same color hair. She's the one who helped me dye my hair in the first place because we were on good terms until they started stepping in, you know. And just like, what the fuck? Two alternative people can't share the same interests? What the fuck is that all about?

J: I don't know. Lolcow is just…they're uh…they're pathetic. I've seen with my own eyes. They stalk, stalk, stalk her.

R: And lie.

J: They stalk her. 23/6. 24/6 I'm sure.

R: "Where's Raven? I don't know where she is. Let's make a poll. Is she in Couchland? Spilling over Josh's mom's couch?"

J: That was my couch, my couch. I don't even want it anymore, we don't even need a couch right now. Just one less thing to bring over here.

R: We're just happy being in bed. For many reasons. [laughs]

J: For more than four, I'll tell you that.

R: Anyway, I know our relationship is not based on sex.

J: No, it's not. And I was just thinking. They're going to be like…

R: "All they do is fuck, fucking whore, he's probably out fucking everybody else. Let's see how much porn couchie's watching."

J: Nah. Try, "Zero." Not even on the couch. Claudia just said that…

R: She's jealous.

J: She's jealous. The whole video with, "I wish I could punch her in the fucking face," I don't take that back.

R: Yeah, because they were like, "Oh my god, that means she was set up, poor innocent beautiful Claudia, and she didn't know what was happening…"

J: She knew exactly what was going on.

R: You made threats to her that she should have called the cops on you for because you abused her.

J: [mockingly] "Oh no!"

R: She tried to ruin our relationship because she couldn't understand that two people could meet and fall in love and be close. It does happen. She decided to post that he was cheating and he has nothing to offer.

J: I have never cheated. I'm not even worried about that, nothing like that.

R: And he has a lot to offer.

J: Oh, yeah. I think I do, too.

R: You know what, it's uh, it's all about finding the right person that you, you, that's worth it, that inspires you to do more and be better, you know what I mean? Like, I wanted, like I've said it to him, I wanted to come back home for so long, but I can never get my shit together and do it. I didn't want to do it without Logan, but we could have made it if it was that important, but we didn't. And um, you know, he [Josh], he could have gotten a better job or whatever…

J: I'm very happy with my job, it's a good job, it's a laid back job, it's good money, good benefits, blah blah blah.

R: And he could have done whatever, and he just had to find the person that just gave him the will to, to do that stuff, and he found that in me for whatever reason.

J: Cuz I could have stayed at the house I was and have him not come here. I'd have been fine working the job I was at, just going day by day, week by week, but I wanted something different, I wanted a change. [they kiss] And it was a change for the better, I'll tell you that.

R: Yeah. And his whole family sees how happy he is.

J: They're all happy for me, so, that's all that matters. I don't care what some anonymous momos, which means morons by the way. "What is does 'momo' mean?" [she laughs] What the fuck do you think "momo" means? It doesn't mean "idiot." "Retard." Idiots. "I wonder what 'momo' means?" Yeah, oh well. Now they know.

R: He doesn't care if I kiss him and leave lipstick on him. We'll go to the store and he'll have like, red smears all over here and here, and he's just like…

J: I don't give a shit. But , just the whole…I really want to say something about the lolcow and Dorian thing.

R: Go ahead if you want to say it. I've said plenty in my other video. It really makes you mad.

J: It does, but I know there's really nothing I can do about it. He'll learn, he'll learn one day. There'll be a time when he'll, when he'll need her, and she won't be there for him, and I don't blame her. I don't care how that makes me look, I know what's going on, I know what's going on. I'm think I know what will go on, maybe.

R: Cuz all I've said to him was, "Don't lie to her." I encouraged them to be together. I said, "I'm happy for you. Treat her right." All he did was lie to her. He turned me and her against each other. And I said, "Get a job because I'm not always gonna be here, and you can't survive without an education or a job." And apparently that makes me the world's worst mother because since I was in New Zealand I wasn't working. Forgetting all the times that I raised him as a single mother and I was the one who worked and took care of the family in the States the whole rest of his life. None of that mattered, though. And then, you know, I got, I got pissed off at him and I said the abortion thing once. I fucking went off on him that last time…

J: They need to drop that shit. I mean, oh no, so she said she should've had an abortion. Big fucking woof.

R: Now, now, you know, I don't want kids. I don't, if that's what I'm gonna reproduce, or I'm gonna spit up, I don't fucking want kids. I don't, I don't fucking want…

J: That'll show up on the fucking thread. Watch. Wait five minutes and, what, sixteen seconds…

R: "She said she doesn't want kids, that fat cow with her barren womb said she doesn't want kids, thank fuck for that. She doesn't deserve kids." You know what, whether I do or don't, I don't want kids, I don't want another Dorian, I don't even want Dorian, I don't want [Josh laughs] I don't want to go through giving everything you have to a child that's gonna be a backstabbing bastard like that. I should have left him in El Paso with his dad instead of having him, you know, risking everything and taking him everywhere with me because I didn't want to leave my kid behind because I missed him. No, I'm a bad mom, right? I've tried way too hard for that fucking ungrateful shit, and you know what? It's not even him, it's her. She will be pushing him to do it because he, he was never like that. He wasn't that kind of vengeful person, not until he got with her. The pussy must be awfully good.

J: Who, by the way, openly admits to break…threatening to break up with him if she doesn't get to sleep with other guys or cuddle with them or whatever. Get the fuck out of here.

R: I'm so jealous of that.

J: He'll learn one day. She'll fuck him over and he'll cry.

R: Might not be this year, might not be next year, might be five, ten years down the line, but a relationship like that is not gonna last.

J: I don't think it'll be even five years, that's not gonna last. She needs to shave her fucking armpits, too. That's fucking disgusting.

R: You know we're gonna get slammed for that. [mockingly] "Women have a right to have hairy everything."

J: Okay, well, I have a right to my opinions.

R: "What about, what about Raven and her disgusting…" or Craven or Gravy or whatever they call me and my disgusting eyeball that looks like hair.

J: But it's not hair, it's not hair.

R: And why would I have to get a touch-up on a tattoo that's less than a month old? Because it's in your armpit and it fades, you know. Duh.

J: "What's a 'momo'?" [they giggle] That's a fucking momo. They just try to be clever and say Craven, Gravy…

R: They act as if I'm the fattest person on the face of this earth.

J: She is not fat. Idiots.

R: I'm not skinny, but I'm not like they say I am. He's skinny. And sexy.

J: They have been wasting their own times.

R: Well, they were waiting for me to come back online because I crave the attention so much. The only reason that I'm actually gonna upload this is because they found my profile that I wasn't really trying to hide. I mean, I made a new profile and he made a new profile to lock them down so that we only know, like, we only have people we really trust on there and nobody else, like a close friend and family profiles is what it is, that's the only reason. And they found it, and they're gonna be debating and talking, and the thread's gonna get renewed all over again, so I figured, "Fuck it."

And I was emailed today by another company asking me to review some stuff so I'm gonna have some video reviews and I'm gonna get paid for it [he kisses her shoulder repeatedly] so I'm gonna have to release videos anyway, so I figured, "Fuck it."

J: They'll get over it.

R: No, they won't. It's been, it's been over six years now, and now this is gonna follow you the rest of your life, too. If we ever split up you're never gonna get away from it because they're just gonna add you to the list.

J: I'm not gonna split up. Let's see what reason you would split up.

R: Lolcow or porn or other girls.

J: So you're saying lolcow, right? Don't worry about that.

R: No, those are the reasons that ruined my last relationship.

J: Well, don't worry about those.

R: I mean, other girls didn't, uh, he didn't fuck around with other girls, it's just…

J: I know.

R: Lowcal and porn. He hated having to justify everything. We're not, we're not gonna be spending our lives justifying everything. If we make videos together it's just because we're together and we like being together. This is the only justification video, which it's not even that, it's just addressing everything that's been happening in the last, like, month.

J: Idiots. I just want, I dunno, maybe they'll get bored one day. [she shakes her head] Or they won't…

R: You're new to this. They won't.

J: I'm ot that new to it. They won't get to me. They won't wear me down. I'm uh…

R: You're a man.

J: I'm not saying Logan's not a man, but I mean, I won't let it get to me. It won't wear me down. I'm not even worried about that shit. Oh god, so they said, what, I slept on a couch. Oh, okay, I did. [frantically wipes nose] I was, I mean, I wasn't even sleeping on it for that long. It was my choice. I gave up two rooms, so, it was my choice.

R: And you were still all-American handsome before you ruined your looks with drugs.

J: I used to smoke weed, I don't even smoke weed anymore for my job.

R: I do have to thank Claudia for your beautiful hair though cuz she…

J: Claudia wanted me to grow it out. [he shakes his head]

R: Yeah, and he wasn't used to it, he never…he grew it out but he always kept it tied back, and so with me, I'm like, take your hair down, so he's not used to feeling it, so a lot of times too he'll be like this so that's why he's shaking his head around because he's not used to it, but now he is more used to it.

J: I do keep it clean and I am a clean person. Idiots.

R: …greasy, dirty. They tried to say once that you, or you'd go like this [touches hair] and then [sniffs fingers]. You never did that. You never fucking did that.

J: Even if I did, I wasn't smelling my hair. I know my hair smells good. I stay clean. I would scratch my nose, maybe.

R: Well yeah, yeah, probably, cuz you do that a lot. But he showers every single day, even if it's like early in the morning or late at night, he showers every day, brushes his teeth twice a day, he's a really clean fucking guy. I was, I actually, I said, what, yesterday, no, a couple days ago, I said you don't even have like morning breath. I have never smelled bad breath on him, BO or armpits, I don't smell anything on him ever, no stinky toilet, nothing.

[they laugh]

J: I wonder why. The walk of shame. Don't tell them about the walk of shame.

R: You just did.

J: They can just play around with that one.

R: No, he didn't shit his pants.

J: Shut up.

R: Well, they'll say what the walk of shame would have been because you shit his pants.

J: Nah, it's something else.

R: It's something simple, just the walk of shame is walking to the toilet to take a shit. You're embarrassed and you don't want the other person to know you're gonna go take a shit and it's like, oh no, I don't want the other person to know that I'm going to take a shit, and then it's like, you take a lot of shits. [laughing]

J: We have a good time, we're always laughing and talking.

R: But yeah, so uh, so no, he's very clean and he doesn't sniff his fingers or anything like that.

J: Nah. Where do they come up with this shit? [from watching the videos Raven accidentally made public]

R: Like, that you're a druggie, and that uh, I control all of your accounts.

J: No, she doesn't control one of my accounts.

R: But I control the other ones? [laughs] No. You have two accounts and I don't control any of them.

J: Yeah, she doesn't control anything of mine. She doesn't control anything. I don't know why it would matter, it'd be our business…

R: Because I'm manipulative and I have to have control over everything and you aren't man enough to speak for yourself, it's all me, because that's how I am apparently.

J: Nah, it's not how you are.

[continued]

>>463616

Transcript Part 5

R: Oh, and we've got doggies here. He has two dogs. And sometimes this beautiful big white dog will come. I really want him…

J: He's like a wolf.

R: But he keeps leaving. He's fucking gorgeous. He comes here for a couple days and then he leaves for a day or two, then he comes back. He could put his paws on my shoulder. He's all white, white and kind of cream, but he's…he looks like a wolf.

J: He does, he has the face of a wolf. It's pretty cool.

R: Yeah, I love that dog. He's so fucking pretty.

J: He's big, he's long, too. I'm sure he's full grown.

R: And I've got no problems with his dogs. They actually love me, too.

J: Surprisingly fast, too, cuz…

R: Within like a day.

J: Within like a day, the first time they met her they were fucking all over her.

R: You know animals know people are good or not, animals can sense, they don't always…

J: One of those dogs took a while to get around my brother.

R: Over a month, you said.

J: Yeah, about a month. And they came up to her right away. And I was like, huh? What?

R: He lay down, put his head in my lap, and now they come up to me. Sometimes, like when I get out of the truck, your boy comes over to my side more. They, uh…

J: Oh, and speaking of truck, I love how they…lolcow found out that I rated, I gave Saluda One Sales a five-star rating.

R: Oh yeah, they were googling him.

J: Oh my fucking god, I could not believe my eyes.

R: They were so desperate to find info on me they started googling Josh…

J: And I accidentally rated a place on my route for work, I [unintelligble] with maps, certain places I need to know where I'm going I type it in my GPS, and then it'll have say take a picture of so-and-so, and I accidentally typed the five-star rating and it disappeared, and I didn't think nothing else about it. About a week or two later I found out that it was being used to spy on me or whatever.

R: Trying to say that you just bought a car, so yeah, you and my fat ass are gonna be driving all around, so that's proof that I'm here cuz you just bought a car. Like, wow.

J: I couldn't believe it.

R: That's some crazy, crazy stalking. Like, it really is.

J: That's a whole nother level of stalking.

R: Yeah. And then when I shut down my accounts, cuz I used the links that they share to know what accounts I have cuz I don't even know what accounts all I have up, I use their links to know what accounts I have [You're welcome!] and I was going around to shut them down because I don't need them, I don't want them up, and I've shut down what I can or what I care to. The other ones it's just not worth it because they've got shit backed up so many times it's kind of, it's not even worth the struggle trying to find out the logins anymore. And they're like, "She shut down her this and this and this and this and this. Oh, and then that and that and that's gone." And the only way they'd know that is that they were constantly checking and refreshing all of links to see if they're still up. Like, what the fuck.

[she fondles his hair]

J: How does it smell? It smells pretty good. It mells like Mane and Tail. It's growing pretty fast, and it's grown a lot since we met. It was probably half this when we met, I'd say. Not half that, say it was about right here.

R: No, it was to your shoulders.

J: It was?

R: Yeah, cuz you said that you were gonna stop when I hit your armpits, and it was like at the top of your shoulders.

J: Yeah, you're right.

R: So now we can cut this video off. I think we've addressed everything pretty much?

J: I'm trying to think. I don't drink, I don't do drugs, I can't do drugs with my job. That's about it.

R: You see any problems with me at all?

J: Nah. Nope.

R: Cuz you live with me and you're new to me.

[cut]

R: I keep forgetting that the phone cuts out at like an hour or just under an hour, so actually the last 10, 15 minutes of the video isn't there, so we're gonna…we left, then we came back, and it's obviously late and bedtime, as you can tell [looks at his face]. So I'm gonna backtrack just to the end so he can finish the last question I was the middle of saying, and then, and then we'll just stay by him.

So last thing I had said was…well, the last two things I said was, what do you think of me in person because you're new to me in my life and now you know me? And then I'd said, do you have anything else to say? And that was it.

J: She's really sweet, and you're really sweet in person, more sweet than I thought you'd be. We laugh all the time, we're always joking around and laughing. We talk about serious stuff sometimes. We're still getting to know each other. We do laugh a lot. We have a good time.

R: We had a whole chunk of the video where we just start cracking up about something stupid, I don't even know what it was, and all that's gone, too.

J: We do have a good time. We enjoy each other's company.

R: But everything's just streamlined, it's just, we get along so well in every, every aspect. And since you look so beat and tired, did I force you to finish the video?

J: No, you didn't.

R: Cuz that's something I'll get accused of as well.

J: I wanted to.

R: I said, we don't have to do this today, we could do this tomorrow. I literally just said that.

J: I wanted to.

R: [smugly with a huge grin] Because he enjoys being on camera.

J: Yeah, I do.

R: You're so tired. And so, yeah, so it sucks that we lost so much of the fucking video, but is there anything else that you want to say?

J: Just, kids, stay away from lolcow. Idiots.

R: The debating right now, the debating right now, and where I am still, and what a horrible person I am for using this person, using that person, and they're…they got my URL for my new Facebook which is an Acid Bath lyric like most of my quotes, URLs, screen names, they are all Acid Bath, always Acid Bath lyrics, like "sex and sex and sex and death", that's from one of their songs. "Rape me with your eyes", that's a lyric from another song from another band, a song that was supposedly written for me. And you know they're just quotes from songs I like, and they're always used against . "Why is she always talking about sex?" They're like, "Has she ever mentioned that she likes Acid Bath because it's an Acid Bath lyric." I've only ever always said Acid Bath is my number one favorite fucking band of all time, so that shows for people that pay attention to everything they actually pay attention to nothing.

[We have discussed it in at least two previous threads. You weren't paying attention.]

J: Seems like.

R: But um, I'm gurgling now. I hate having to add on to videos because you lose the whole flow of what you were doing. But there'll be more videos to come.

J: We'll make them. And we know to keep them about 45 minutes.

R: That sad, that we should have to say that, keep them down to 45 minutes. It's bed time. So I guess just say bye.

J: Bye. We enjoyed it. It was nice to be on camera.

R: So again, stay tuned for my other videos and the video coming after this one and whatever else we decide share. No matter what we share we're sharing cuz we want to you. No matter what we say it's cuz we want to you. We're not being tricked into it, and we're not too stupid to know who the fuck is fake and who isn't. We know who's fake, who isn't. It's just a game to us to see who is stupid enough to fucking…what do they say, "I'm sincerely, I'm sincerely, I'm sincerely worried, I'm sincerely concerned about her." I'm so fucking sure.

J: That's just how it is.

R: Oh, well. We have each other at least.

[continued]

>>463618

Transcript Part 6

[cuts to Raven alone]

God, my work is never done. Every time I think that I'm finished adding to my videos there's more and more and more and more that comes up that I need to add to. I woke up this morning and there's like this huge debate going on on lolcow now saying that I had a conversation with some random person saying that I was pregnant, fuck I'm pregnant, or something like that. Uh, for one, the conversation that happened happened on a profile that I do not use that is deactivated. I know the profile picture, it is not a profile I ever write anybody on. I don't know why they thought, probably because they mentioned that I log on that profile to play games and it is my gaming profile, but I don't really log on, and when I do log on I don't talk to anybody. God, it's been since the beginning of the year since I've actually used that profile. I had started deactivating it and just kind of keeping it because I had gotten banned from that one. I had a ban for some reason or other, for fighting with somebody or some shit, pussies reporting me, so I had made other profiles while I was on the 30-day ban. By the time I came back, like, everybody had forgotten me and there was no interaction on my posts or anything, and it was kind of like, well, why bother using it if everybody's talking to me on my other profile? I'll just keep this one for games and I'll just keep to myself. So the only thing I would do was occasionally post memories when my memories would pop up, but I definitely wasn't active on it. So they said that on this faked screenshot between me and, I don't know, there's not even a picture of the other person or anything, not a blocked out picture, it's just a conversation with no bubble on their side which is really weird, and it said that I said I'd been offline because I was pregnant. So there's is a debate going on about that.

And then aside from that, I got an email today from Emily Boo. Now I know this is not Emily. I haven't double-checked her email but I will, and I'll put a screenshot here. I know that they did blue tentacles at something something, but there's numbers behind it. I'm pretty sure Emily's email address doesn't have numbers with it. I'm fairly certain. Emily would be the very last person to message me asking if I'm okay, how I am, oh my Instagram is gone, my facebook is gone, and my youtube is almost gone, which it's not. Only the Josh videos are gone for the meantime you know, only they were gone, "were" because by the time I put this up I would have probably re-released them if they are good enough. I'm not sure cuz you know, early days of relationship are kind of, a little embarrassing sometimes, and I don't know, I'll see If I'll put them up, I might. But yeah, she would not be concerned with me, she would not be concerned on where I am and how I'm doing. That was like, the worst thing they could have done was to pretend that Emily gave a shit about me and was writing to see where I was and how I was. And to the extent of making a fake hotmail account similar to her real hotmail account just to try to contact me. Like, the desperation is unbelievable. So I just wanted to add that little thing in. It's just like, every day it's a new surprise.

They're gonna have a field day when I come back online, and they're gonna say, "It's because she's such an attention whore, she can't survive without attention, she needs it so bad, blah blah blah blah blah." And that's definitely not it at all. I have added people that I know and trust to my new Facebook account, and a lot of people have actually denied my request because with a different last name and no profile picture they don't know who I am, so I'm finding it a bit hard to reach out to the people that I need to reach out to let them know I'm okay.

And the ones who had donated money, they all know where I am. They've known since I got here. I…I wouldn't do that to somebody who had donated money for my trip and then just vanish and not fill them in. It's their money, of course I would. The first thing I did when I got here was to tell people I'm here, I've landed, everything's fine. And then when we got Internet I fully caught up with all of them. The only people I haven't done that to are the people that are just fans or just followers to which I've already explained, you never know if that's a lolcow or not. So I'm not going to go out of my way and expose myself before I'm ready and stress myself out or what the fuck ever, have my new fledgling relationship ripped apart before it's even got its hooks in. I'm waiting till I'm ready. So I've done it. And they can't stand it. I can stand it. I'm fine.

I…I have a great, great life with him. I'm so fucking happy with him. He is, he is beautiful. There's a picture, there's two pictures of him I'm completely fucking obsessed with at the moment. They're screenshots from the video. I don't know which video I'm going to attach this to, ours or my own, but probably ours because I think it's slightly shorter, but it's from the video of us together. I took screenshots from it, and I'll put them here. But fuck! I'm like, obsessed with the way he looks. He is, he is…Wow. Like, I have it as my background on my phone and I just…I look at it and I'm like, holy shit! He wants to be with me. Like, he's in love with me. Holy, holy fuck!

And um, I mean, I appreciate him so much. Everything he does. He opens car doors for me. He'll bring me stuff in bed. Whenever we go to the stores, like, "Do you want anything?" Like, he's such a giving, sweet kind person. He's everything. Like, he's just head to toe, inside and out, he's everything I've ever wanted, and he's so much more than I could have ever hoped and dreamed of or expected him to be.

And um, yeah, so I…I'm not gonna let anybody or anything stand in our way, and so I've just wanted to be offline. That's all it was, has nothing to do with…with anything. And you know, give it enough time. I know it's not a lot of time, but it's enough time that he and I have gotten to know each other a bit. We've kind of gotten into our daily routine. He's been exposed to lolcow, he knows what they're capable of, what they're gonna do, what they have done, the extent of their stalking. He's not fazed by it, that's the important thing, and now we can just all move on with our lives. And it's time to let other people know, you know, how things are going. And then like I said, I was contacted by some companies to do some reviews which of course I agreed to, and to do the reviews I'd have to make videos anyway, so I might as well just start getting ready to come back online. Tone down for sure, but back online you know.

He really liked making a video with me. He definitely wants to make more which is pretty cool. We both talked a lot so that's kind of…we've got to get used to letting the other one talk. I'm used to making my videos myself and just blabbing, and it's weird for me to be on a video with somebody else who also likes to talk, and so we've got to kind of…I've got to learn to pull it back a little and let him get some words in. So forgive me for over talking on him. Sometimes they're talking when it was supposed to just be him, but as we make more videos together we'll get into our groove and we'll kind of, well, we'll figure it out.

Um, I don't really want to add more to this video, there's already been way too much added on constant constant constant. It was just the Emily thing was just so mind-boggling that they would fake being her to reach out to me just to find out where I am and how I'm doing. Like, just leave it alone. How can you possibly sit there and try to say that it's me who wants your attention when you do this stuff? You know, it's not me that wants your attention. I'm just living my life. You are taking everything and running with it. So many lies lies lies lies lies. I can count on one hand the amount of truths there are there. And it's just, as soon as you guys get told something you believe it. You don't question it, you just run with it. That's so ignorant and it's just, it's just a classic sign of a bored little mind who doesn't have the capacity to think for themselves. It's just like, "Ooh I heard this, it must be true. Ooh she had her son take pictures of her vagina." That's the only thing, one of the only things Dorian told the truth about was that he never took nudes of me. I don't know who the fuck started that or said that. That's fucking disgusting. Lolcow's run with that for years. "Oh, he had to take close-up photos of her nasty flappy vagina." Dorian has never been around me naked so uh…That's fuckin' sick. I don't know who the fuck you think you are to start something like that, but a rumor is nothing without people to follow it, and all you got to do is go to lolcow or kiwi farms and they'll believe anything you dangle in front of them. So, I just want to get that all out of the way. I will talk to you guys later. Looking forward to making more videos with Josh. I am head over heels for him, super stoked, super happy. And thanks for watching!

Its like he only picks up things here and there and then comments on the last thing he heard her say.

It’s just odd to me how she really doesn’t see anything wrong with her parenting over the years and completely blames Dorian for his recent actions. She said “fuck you” to him… Ugh honestly I have really selfish brothers who are dicks to our kind mother and take advantage, but the situation is the total opposite. Raven was an incredibly unstable, unmotivated and abusive person while “raising” Dorian. She’s really going to let this be the last time she ever saw her son. She out of all people knows what it’s like to be deprived of parents, even her dad who was abusive to get mom she still wanted to see.

The way she talked about Dorian just baffles me. I shouldn’t be surprised but damn, she really went that low.

YT fan: “sucks that Logan is second guessing himself though. He does deserve a future.”

Raven: “Yes he does but because of their meddling, he won't ever feel safe even holding a conversation with anyone. they've cut him off from having a future, even meeting someone in person.”

Whyyy is she so hell bent on believing he’s like permantly damaged? Not only have the majority of threads supported him and genuinely felt bad for his situation, but he’s only 21! He will for sure be okay again and will find a new girlfriend. Raven just refuses to accept he’ll ever be with anyone other than her. eyeroll

>>463622
She really fucking waffles on. She overexplains everything. Like who cares why logged into your gaming Facebook account, no one is going to think “why did she log into that account if she said she only uses it for games” because it’s easy to infer and it doesn’t matter anyway.

It’s usually a tell for when someone is lying but why even lie about this kind of detail?

Lol, oh Raven… Logan will be just fine as long as he never mentions you again and pretends you never existed. Anyone that finds out he slept with you would be absolutely repulsed.

>>463635
Right? Even if Dorian was a shitty person like she claims he is… Can you fucking blame him? Raven, you yourself wrote through what kind of shit you and him had to go through (and it's 99% your fault btw) so why are you acting surprised that he's damaged?? You are from a fucked up family and you also live like trash, eat one burrito for 3 days, etc. It's not like he was raised in a normal household where he could see how normal families act. You married his friend who was 16 years old!! No matter how much you "luffed" one another it's still traumatising for a kid that you married his fucking underage friend.

Raven is just mad that he finally has someone normal in his life who is reprogramming him from all the abuse that was his whole life.
You have no right to speak up about his gfs appearance, you filthy cow. You're delusional.

>>463635

She didn't just say, "Fuck you" to him. She didn't just say "I don't even want Dorian."

Who the fuck is Karol Ann

>>463673

Different Josh. Middle name Manning.

>>463674
I don't think so… that Josh Bradley looks a lot like our itches his butt and smells his finger Josh. Also, I find it hard to believe Serial is a legit middle name. Age is off, but meh.
How many Josh Bradleys could live in a tiny town? Probably tons.

I bet it's nothing.

Serial is a totally normal middle name, why I know eleventeen men and four children that have it, and it's gaining popularity. I can't believe you didn't know that.

repeatedly committing the same offense and typically following a characteristic, predictable behavior pattern.

Dammit, we’ve been outsmarted once again by Graven. #momos

>>463673
what is this from?

>>463311
Raven? No, there is no Raven here. Only Bessie.

>>463700
I died at the momos part kek

>>463616
>doesn’t like sex scenes in movies

lol of course she doesn’t. no doubt she’s insanely jealous of the actresses’ perfect bodies and dick-checking joshua to make sure he’s not getting a boner to them.

>R: You see any problems with me at all?

>J: Nah. Nope.

>R: Cuz you live with me and you're new to me.

Throughout all of their videos together she says things that are, on the face, self-deprecating and intended to elicit reassurance, as if she is coming from a place of low-esteem.

But in fact she says these things to manipulate him into subservience, a type of codependent grooming.

This was posted in thread #6 a few hours ago.

So clawlike, both of them, befitting her conception of how healthy relationships develop.

>So I'm not going to go out of my way and expose myself before I'm ready and stress myself out or what the fuck ever, have my new fledgling relationship ripped apart before it's even got its hooks in.

>>463264

>R: You knew when we started dating, and it wasn't an issue.

Should be

R: And Logan knew when we started dating, and it wasn't an issue.

She can't promote herself as an "internet celebrity" and publicise such personal information without expecting criticism.

Talk about wanting her cake and eating it too.

kek

And what happened to the huge haul look book she so enthusiastically promised before she left NZ?

>>463622

The screencaps she was gushing over like a teenager.

1/2

2/2

>>463237

Could they be in a studio apartment, so no bedroom, hence no need for a couch?

>>463730
anon pls

>>463205

Here's the video in which she drags him. Regardless of whether it's true, doing it in public is tactless.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aMnwN36k7K4

What about Logan's Facebook message in response to an anon, saying he was unhappy Raven was using Facebook as she'd agreed to close down all her online accounts? So she still has control of that account. And it nullifies everything she's been saying about why she took a break from being online.

I look forward to your gibbering excuse for that one Gravy.

>>463726
This looks airbrushed af lol

>>463733
Seeing this video again made me realize how fat she is now. I know this video is from 2016 but she wasn't that fat before going to floorland.

>>463736
yeah she was pretty small after her weight loss surgery. blown away how she was approved for that, it was pretty obvious she’d steadily gain it all back

>>463734
Good question but do we know that screenshot was legit?

>>463738
uhm she was never "small" anon. Less fat? yes, but never small or anything close. Though in her deluded mind she was "anorexic skinny" before and thinks this is too big for her kek

samefag but i find it humorous Josh and Graven are disgusted by and making fun of Dorian's gfs "hairy armpits" when Raven has TATTOOS on her underarms that actually fucking resemble hair - the badly done eye with the eyelashes, and the tarantula. At least she can just shave her hair off Ray Ray, you're stuck with your shit ink for life ;)

>>463744
Oh man, its like a Christmas ham.

>>463718

This actually kills me, she can't bring herself to admit she was ~cheating.~

Raven! You are ~still married to one man while you are fucking another,~ ← That is the def of cheating, btw. And in fact skipped continents to be with him. FFS, just stop lying to yourself. It's OK, we're good with you letting Logan get on with his life.

>>463744

>stretched to breaking point
>oh these are too big …

she's unreal

>>463718

Transcript anon here. This is a genuine correction.

I am amused by the fact that she chose vid.me as her new platform. How many of her followers will not remember her account name and will stumble upon the two accounts which host the reposted leaked videos?

>>463753
You're doing God's work, Transcript Anon. Thank you for taking one for the team. (I honestly had difficulty sitting through even a few minutes of this tripe.)

>>463715
Good Lord, that ring looks its cutting off all blood flow on Josh's hand.

>>463618
Where do they live that wild dogs are a thing? She mentions him owning 2 dogs (but one is “his” dog so one may be a siblings) but there is one that just shows up now and then?

>>463787
It's probably just a neighborhood dog, or something. wild dogs aren't really a problem around here as far as I know (although a coyotes have been in upstate South Carolina on occasion, it's getting pretty cold though)

I've said it before, but wild, rabid horses couldn't pull me from a gorgeous, progressive, paradise like Christchurch for the misery of Saluda, SC. Maybe a place like Ashland, OR, but not Saluda, fucking hell.

Sage for headshaking

>>463831
Two words, anon. Taco Bell.

So I'm pretty close to raven and would love to give Our Lady a welcome to the wonderful state if I ever happen to come across her. I know she's lazy and doesn't travel much but do you guys think anything would bring her up? would the state comic con do that? could you guys think of things she'd possibly be into where she would travel? Do I just need to spend a day in Saluda at the mall in hot topic with a net?

>>463701
Peekyou.com

>>463618

OT but dogs don't 'instinctively know goodness'. What they do sense is calm. If you're a good person with nervous energy, some dogs get stressed out by that. Raven is calm about being a fucking awful person, so dogs think 'Eh, lemme get a scratch from this shit.'

Sorry, but I get triggered every single time I see this. It's like an old wives tale or something and it drives me nuts.

>>463875
sage for talking about Raven's stupid beliefs.

this really fucking gets me too. so many people will say shit like this. if animals really knew a bad person, no one with a pet would ever get abused/killed/whatever by someone close to them. of course animals don't know inherent "goodness".

>>463734
Obviously that was her.
I mean doesn't it seem pretty strange that all these different people kept showing up with screenshots and weird stories "proving" Raven was in NZ? I don't think there was anyone posting "proof" she was in the US, was there? A lot of us decided she was, just from how everything was playing out, but no one was like "yeah I saw her and josh at the mall here's a screenshot" or whatever, right? Plus she admitted to being here and reading along when we were baiting her with wanting to fuck Logan, but swears she wasn't posting because her "hands were all over" Josh. Mmmhmmm. A few of the Logan is gross posts were so painfully obviously Raven.

I think she was here the whole time, tarding the fuck out over herself.

>>463787
He's really super into dogs. He's in a bunch of dog groups, he posts about dogs in non dog groups, and he started a group for stray dogs in Slauda, but nobody gave a shit.

Maybe he's one of those people who finds dogs needing homes takes them in and sells them like a dog flipper or whatever.

>>463885

I caught that too. If she read those Logan baitposts, there's no way she could have kept herself from responding to Logan baitposts. Of course she'd interrupt sexytime with the Neanderthal to post here.

It was so painfully obvious the Logan posts were bait, and I don't think anyone here is that much of a tosser that they would have bothered to get so heated over them.

Pretty sure she enlisted the library on that one because she was also crowing about how we were 'attacking each other.' Nah, Raven, it was just you doing that. Thanks for the temp ban, Granny!

>>463894

Well, at least there's something good about the guy. Just don't pay too much attention to the ones in your new place, because Fatty is going to get jealous and they're going to go missing or somehow end up with antifreeze in the water bowl.

It's not a proper antidote, but you can prevent it from doing fatal damage by giving the dog vodka. No lie, look it up. It can save your dog's life. The moar you know.

>>463895
High five anon, I got temp banned for a week, how much time did you do?
We shouldn't have gotten anything in my opinion, posting about wanting Logans penis was a punishment in itself.

>>463861
why would you even want to smell her irl?

>>463900
Only so I can describe the stench to you in detail fellow anon

>>463895
>>463899
It honestly surprises me the mods did nothing while Raven was clearly selfposting and trying to get everyone to turn on one another.

Super tinfoil but in a few videos raven shows her phone to the camera. She also had her phone set with one of those hideous fonts. An anon bumped the last thread with this image. Is she stupid or what?

>>463899

I got a week too!

/solidarity

>>463902

I think she was just smart enough to get the library to report the Logan posts. I don't think mods actively look at the stuff they're banning, maybe I'm wrong but unless it's like a Keeks type thing they probably just mod and move on.

>>463902
I know, right?
Where in the rules does it say we aren't allowed to fuck with the cows, especially when the cows have stampeded into our house? Why is that unacceptable, but cow Grannies telling the great farmers of our land how to post and what we can and can not say, blatantly causing in fighting totes acceptable?

I legit wondered if Raven had gotten an admin position, because that shit was bizarre.

>>463906
I reported all the granny posts, yet the grannies got off scott free. Bad times man.

>>463903

She is pretty fucking stupid. I think most of her downtime was spent in this thread. Her vaunted yet highly overrated writing skills, whereby she's able to perfectly match the style of others was well on display.

>>463909
>>463915

I hear you, but sage, nonnie.

No mention of the sold phones (TradeMe) she had gifted to her by “fans” in the new vids. Tsk tsk, Ravey.

>>463909
>>463906
>>463905
>>463902
I was one of the ones that said it was obnoxious, but didn't report since there wasn't else going on anyways. Kek at your results, anons. Forgive me.

>>463943

She's also conveniently leaving out our continual criticism of her being a child groomer and baby fucker. I guess she thinks it's not so bad to fuck little kids. I mean, he's an adult now, so how bad could it have been for him?

Always has been and always will be a nasty pig, is our Raven.

>>463734

Which account was it? The 9.Dum.Spiro.Spero.9 account, which used the same profile pic, has been deactivated/deleted.

Since she runs so many accounts we really need to include URLs with screenshots.

>>463861

They are most likely living in or around Columbia to be close to FedEx Ground.

>>464009

Except for the part where you were cheating emotionally, and he had to live with that, and the part where you're cheating physically while still being married to him.

Logan was groomed. Because she groomed him, it can't be anything but baby rape. Nice try, though

Her patreon is dead for 2 days, does she even know how that works? Bitch better earn that money. If I was paying, I would be pissed.

>>464009
Raven - I mean what 16 year old boy doesn't know what they're getting into marrying some psycho twice their age, with a kid the same age as they are? It happened all the time in the 1800's and laws that say a person must be 18 to enter into a legally binding contract without parental consent are real stupid and soooo momo, huh Joshua Hahahaha

Joshua- Uhummm, yeah, the 1800's were better times. He knew.

>>463909
modding has been patchy as fuck for a while. that being said, all that bait was so fucking cringey.

>>464022
it doesn't seem like she does know how any of it works. didn't she say she'd put videos up there then (youtube/vid.me/wherever) a few days later, thus defeating the purpose of the patreon anyway? She's so low effort with everything else, I can't see her giving a shit about this or even keeping it alive for very long.

>>464064
I feel like staff numbers have been low? It has sometimes taken days for action, I don't think it reflects a policy as such.

>>464064

She said that some videos at the $5 will be made public, and videos at the $30 will never be public.

Saged for boring commentary but

In the "what happened to me" vid I like how Josh ruined Gravy's reveal in the beginning by sniffing so she couldn't hide him any longer; you know that bitch would have rambled on and on otherwise.

And all throughout the video, the way she stares into the camera while Josh is answering questions or prompts on his own, she has the look of an actor who knows the other actor's lines and is just listening intensely for any fuck ups. Just as we rehearsed, motherfucker.

The sudden edits are delicious, too. She probably went back and removed all the times he sniffed his finger on camera kek

>>464079
ah thank you. I'm already feeling the loss. /s

>>463726
ngl this is a cute pic of him, i'd get catfished. logan was still cuter tho, downgrade.

>>463905

Stop derailing with faggot infighting and talk about Raven, fuckin' momos.

>>463616
my favorite part of the momo thing is that anons were thinking he was talking about fellow /pt/ starlet momokun. i mean, if he read here and he's into sloppy fat chicks, what do y'all think the chances are that he jerked it to her pics before the fun police got there in person?

>>464108
well, they both have Hank Hill asses and do shitty cosplay …

>>464102

anon that pic is filtered to shit

love yourself more

>>464121
why you think i said catfished? that's the kinda pic you fall for because it's not that he's obviously fake, that's just the choicest pic he's ever taken. then you get there and you can't even spot the mfer across the bar and you peace when you do lmao

>>463903
Sometimes people select fonts like that for dyslexia reasons but on closer look this font would just fuck dyslexics up more so she honestly picked it for aesthetics.

>>464127

ur right anon i'm sorry for being mean

>>464116
Speaking of hank hill ass, did any of you catch Gravy’s smile when Josh was talking about her tail bone and he said “it looks like it would hurt if you didn’t have a butt” or some shit like that, lmfao.

Raven, since I know you’re reading this. Your fat and your ass isn’t nice, don’t get your hopes up silly lard.

>>464137
You’re* mah bad

>>464132
its ok boo u was just lookin out for a girl. tho we need to save that pic and compare every few months to chart his progression into haggardness like a faces of meth collection. bets on whether he gets into tweak out of sheer tiredness with how much this bloated-corpse-of-robert-smith lookin witch is gonna demand. has he heard of what she considers 'poverty'?

>>464151

>bloated-corpse-of-robert-smith lookin witch

I love you anon

>>464102
seriously though, how do all these ugly, mean cows get devoted men like that? logan was kinda cute, young, and devoted to her. so many of these cows catch men that are under their thumbs, while all i see around are mras and fug af dumbasses with their evo-psych, uncaring bullshit

>>464186
the men are very damaged

>>464186

What you need to understand about people like Raven is that they have a spidey sense for weak-willed people who they can slowly break down and mould into their doormat.

She's just like any abuser, really. She reels them in by showering them with love and devotion and then slowly turns on them and before they know it, she's running off to America to go and fuck the guy she's been emotionally cheating on you with for months and she makes you buy her an ugly-ass 200NZD teddy bear as a souvenir.

>>464204
I can't understand the appeal of Raven, but she definitely has a predator mentality about men. I've seen women get men half their age, while they're horrid, shriveled prunes. However, with Josh, he seems to have the same judgmental disgusting two faced attitude so they might actually match in personality. Logan really doesn't count because he was a kid. Not only a kid, but alternative/goth/whatever. That identity as a teen comes with the idea of isolation so when you see someone that's alternative you tend to think you can develop a connection based off of superficiality. Afterward, Raven simply groomed him.

Speaking of Logan, Raven mentioned the friend that was here talking about him even though multiple anons told her not to. She then freaked when Logan blocked her. Raven tried using that as an excuse as to why Logan is depressed and can't trust people. Uh, maybe it's because his wife of five years cheated on him, left him for another man and jetted off to another country? Hmmm? Maybe that could solicit feelings of mistrust and depression rather than some rando he talked to every now and again?

>>464220
Naaaah, anon. It's all our fault, remember? Every wrong in her life is our fault, the hate site.

>>464204
I said it in the last thread and I'll say it again: dudes with a fetish for alt chicks will look past ugliness/plainness and weight etc because it's rare to find and the style is enough of an attraction. Imagine beer goggles that only show hair/clothes/tattoos/piercings in clarity and the rest is blurred. Imo it's similar to dudes with yellow fever who'll marry an uggo because she's Asian (see the yumi king thread).

Also some dudes will just do anything for the pussy and by the time they get it, they don't realize they bit a big rusty hook for that bait

>>464303
Meant to reply to >>464186


Pls don't crucify me, first time here on mobile

>>464186
You don't want the sort of dudes she pulls.
Logan doesn't really count because he was a child when she nabbed him and she molded him into a cuck, but the rest of them are weak, insecure, pushovers. Most women want a guy who is ambitious and has his own set of ideas and values who will protect and provide and be a real partner in life. Those type of men want the same in their partner and would run far and fast from our mangy cow.
I mean, they live in a shed.
No thank you.

>>463903

Are you saying that Raven posted these herself? Because she didn't, I am not Raven. I have that font because I like it. I also posted the Facebook screen shot on an old thread, my first ever lolcow post actually. I've never been on here before until a week ago. I had lolcow open in incognito because I feel kind bad being on it. I actually used to watch her videos. I watched them for years. She was married to her ex and wasn't even with CJ yet, that's how long. I was a teenager and thought she looked cool. I stopped because her and Logans split, altho a lot of what she did/does and says botheres me. I thought what she did to him was wrong and that it was messed up to be romantically involved with somebody via the interwebs. Logan deserves so much better and I hope that he finds somebody that's good for him because he is a cutie.

>>464365
I was in the same boat as you. I watched her for years. I started posting on lolcow super recently. I never really liked her but I found her entertaining. After this last breakup between hear and Logan I straight up don't like her. So I get where you're coming from. I wouldn't have even known about lolcow if she didn't broadcast it in every single video.

>>464372
I think the first video I saw was either the spider queen or redivided makeup ones. When she got with Logan it was super shocking how quick everything happened. He's not that much younger than me. Let's see, he was 16 when they got together…. I think I was 18 or 19? And by that time I think had been watching her videos for a little while.

New video on Youtube. I seriously thought it was the start of the animal hoarding again but it's just the 'Exposed' video with a new title.

>>464365
>>464397
Learn to sage and that no-one really wants to hear your life story or how 'shocked' you are, Gravy.

>>464460

Caption

>My next few videos are going to be drama/hate site filled catch up videos, as I had recorded a few different videos while I was gone. After everything is out, I'll get off the topic and onwards to much better things!

Sure, you will.

>>464460
At the person who posted that screenshot, Raven posted your account's full name. Might want to delete it.

>>464460
The nose, the dead hair, the blotchy eyebrows and make up.. she reminds me of madam mim here

>>464460

She is already so bloated and fat that her nose looks triple sized. She will be back her old weight in two seconds.

>>464460

I've got something to share with you. I was laughing so hard I like, lost my voice.

So when I had my downtime and I was gone I haunted lolcow. I didn't want to post online, I didn't want to be online, and I knew they were looking for me. It was actually drawn to my attention because I was getting messages before I shut everything down saying check lolcow, and I knew that they were like, actively talking about me. And Logan was getting lots of messages, and my ex was getting lots of messages, and it was like, come on.

So I went there and it was just, the stuff they're saying was so fucking, just extreme and so stupid. And then they got bored because they didn't know where I was, and they started faking screenshots of me saying that I'm pregnant and um, I was with Josh and he left me for someone at Taco Bell or the library or something stupid like that. And like, I mean, it's just, it's just outrageous is what it is, the stuff that they are saying about me.

And there was one girl I had been talking to before I shut my account down. Now, I always suspected she was lolcow. I wasn't a hundred percent sure, but I just got a feeling, so everything I've said to her from the start of our conversations to the end was knowing that she was part of them and it would end up on the site at some point or other,. So I was always really careful about what I said, and that includes how I felt about being bullied, how I felt about being stalked, everything I did, everything I said.

The one genuine moment was when my cat was killed and I was flipping out. I was like, oh my god, I can't believe this happened. I was like, I was in shock and disbelief, and I just I lost my fucking mind. She was like my baby, you know? And there was two people I was talking to, someone who was like a brother to me, and I was like, oh my god, my god, this just happened, you know, just that, that feeling, and I sent him a picture. And then she happened to write me right then and I was like, like, I need someone to talk to, oh my god, this just happened, and I sent her a picture, and I'm just like oh my god, my god like, because I just didn't know how else to express my disbelief and I wasn't really thinking, you know. I mean, I didn't think there's anything wrong with, with it at the time because I was just out of my fucking mind. Just, that's the last thing I ever expected to happen. I was like, I was so miserable that day. And that was the only genuine moment was when I was panicking and really depressed about what happened to her.

Aside from that, I told her something, and she is the only one I told, the one and only person that I told. [screenshots of chat in which Raven says that she stayed with Logan which were posted on lolcow, screenshots of chat with Jill Spivak] And sure enough, it shows up on lolcow, and I just confronted her about it. And I was like…She was like, "Huh? I'm not on this site. What are you talking about?" And I'm like, I'm not a fucking idiot, so don't treat me like one. You are the one and only person I told this to. I told a handful of people that I wasn't sure about different parts of where I was and what had happened. I told her the main part because she's the one that I've been talking to the longest and the most. She's the one I had the highest suspicions of, so I did tell her more than I told everybody else, and that is what showed up. The other, the other stuff from other people that I told her the people wasn't the same kind of topic, so it couldn't have been anybody else. I told them different things about different situations I was going through. Her I told the big stuff to, and it showed up on the site.

So I showed her screenshots of it, and she was like, I don't go to the site, if I went to this site I would tell you. And I said, you know, you're not even adult enough to admit that you've been on there shit talking me. And I said, you know, how does it feel? Does it make you feel so much better about your life to go onto a site like that, to pretend to befriend somebody and talk to somebody just to go on a site like that and fucking shit post about them? I said, is your life that much improved? And she kept denying it and denying it.I said, I told you I'm done with this conversation, I'm not humoring you anymore. I'm not fucking stupid. I know the one person I told this to goes and posts it on lolcow. Don't fucking talk down to me like I'm a stupid. Idiot. And then I fucking blocked her. And my message is, you know, I might not catch out everybody. There's, there's her….her name is Jill Spivak or some shit like that.

And then there's a Stephanie Gardini as well. And she swears that I talk so much shit about her and all that. I don't even know who the fuck that bitch is. [screenshots of Stephanie's account and of her chat with Josh asking about Raven to which he replied, "I don't wanna talk about it."] But she was caught.

Other people have been under aliases or haven't given themselves away yet, so I might not know who most of the people are, who 99 percent of the people are, but if you're like the one percent that gets called out, the least you could do is just man up and admit it. If you can go behind somebody's back and go to a hate site and shit-talk them, then you know what, the least you can do is be like, yeah, you know what, I did it. When you get fucking called out, don't be a pussy bitch like her. I mean, come on. What's the point? And betraying somebody. If you're gonna fucking lie about it later. I'm not stupid. I test everybody, everybody. Unless I know who you are like, face to face, or I've known you for many many many years, and I've fed you information that has never shown up on the site, you're a suspect otherwise, and I'll feed you shit here and there, here and there, just to see if it shows up on the site. That is my own game. It is what I do. And that is how I find out who is lolcow and who isn't, because they're, they're here on my page to get info on me and to betray me. They pretend to be my friend, get close to me, betray me, and then they go post it on the site. So it's unheard of for them to have dirt on me and not post it on the site. I'm not saying I feed them false information, but I feed them stuff that I know the site would love to hear, you know. I talk about Dorian or Logan or, you know, if I'm working or, you know, little things like that, and it's stuff that they would, they would love to hear. And most of the people I've been wrong about. This one I was right on the dot.

So yeah, if you're gonna fucking betray somebody and be on a site like that, fucking man up, stand behind your convictions. It's bad enough you do everything anonymously because you don't want to be called out, but if you are called out, fucking man up, man. Don't be a pussy bitch. Come fuck on you're nothing but a joke. Ha ha!

>>464495

>I told you I'm done with this conversation, I'm not humoring you anymore.[snip]. And then I fucking blocked her.

and then jill spivak breathed a fucking huge sigh of relief, her skin cleared up, the birds started singing, and the whole world just felt…. brighter <3

Did you guys see that she posted pictures of matching shirts she bought with Josh, with that clown from IT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA028DKCQbY
In this video you can also see that she did almost the exact same thing, with Logan.
What the hell even?
kek gravey, Get some new ideas, jeez.

>>464506

Sage goes in the email field.

Please post screencaps of the matching Pennywise shirts for keks.

She applies the same formula to every relationship, and her relationships have a 5-year cycle, like a malignant BPD locust.

>>464512

The heady five-year narc relationship - just like onion!

i was wondering about her ability to pull men, and i can see that she has a good nose for insecure dudes to groom, but her other ex? the fat one with the hair that she was staying with prior to jokes-on-you-we-don't-even-have-a-couch-land, what's his damage? is he insecure or can he just smell the mental illness on gravy?

>>464513

That would be Ryan Cradock. He appears to be from a financially comfortable family and more than a bit spoilt. When they were together he used money from his parents to support her before she even moved to NZ, they lived in a good-size house with a pool in the suburbs owned by his parents, and she used money provided by his parents to woo and support Cj.

When they split she unleashed no end of vitriol about him: accusing him of assaulting and raping her, holding her captive and restricting her interactions with other people, verbally abusing her and Dorian, and criticising his intellect and hygiene (see the screencaps in the first thread). Her tune changed completely and she deleted those posts and videos after she got together with Logan and Ryan began supporting her tattoo, toy, and clothes habit.

>>464512
I know how to sage, but in my total laughing fit i typed it in the wrong field.
Sadly I can't find the image she posted anymore, and I didn't think of grabbing them cuz I didn't think I'd find this. But I'm quite sure it was this image on black shirts.

Dear Raven, OMG! Your title to your newest YouTube vid is SO on point and SO FUN! Like omg, it was idek how many seconds of pure “just for fun” I’m SO happy I can never get those seconds back of my life.

>>464544
man, that was some trivial bullshit. imagine if you were paying for that on patreon.

>>464460
>>464495
>>462992

The video has been removed from both Youtube and vid.me.

>>464552

This isn't Patreon content. She said she would continue to post reviews and trite shit on Youtube.

>>464561
I didn't mean it to sound like I thought that it was. Pardon any misunderstanding.

>>464558
must be the pms of screencaps but I'm sure she'll say the haters got to them. community strike on youtube then?

>>464481
It's so funny she always says she's going to stop talking about the haters and never truely does.

I've followed lolcow/encyclopaedia dramatical and PULL (although I don't follow the last two much anymore) for years. I've read a lot of threads but always skipped past the raven one, no reason, just never clicked on it. Anyways, one day I was just surfing the net and decided to type in 'lolcow' in youtube to see what would come up. One of Raven's videos popped up and it was aimed at lolcow and kiwi farms. I clicked on it and came across the most self centred, chubby goth chick I'd ever seen. Lacking any sort of self awareness in some aspects but being over apologetic in other ways to the point it was annoying as fuck. This is basically how I found Raven. Sage for blogpost, but Raven, this is how you get found out. Quit posting shit online if you can't deal with critics. Hell, 90% of the YouTube community is vapid narcissists, but they don't air every bit of dirty laundry or scandal that they have. They especially don't make giant video responses to haters or make large biographical videos complete with cheezy music about themselves marrying 16 year olds. If you came forward and actually admitted you are mentally ill and made an effort to make videos with decent content without dragging your previous relationships and leaving miserable toxic shit all over the Internet, people might quit bullying you. But that won't happen because nothing is EVER your fault. So keep deleting and making more videos to your haters, because they are the only audience you'll ever have. You are far from a celebrity, and the more you carry on about haters, the more they appear, you fucking idiot. Either look up the 'Streisand effect' or get working on some new content. Or don't. Just keep doing what you are doing and be your miserable self, we all find it fucking hilarious.

>>464573
I think she just likes any attention, good or bad. Knowing that she's special enough to have hate threads- hey everyone, I'm that special. She noted the creation of the new thread here too.

>>464569
called it!

>>464587
(well sort of. it was her use of the person's name, the rest of the video is still intact I think).

>>464587
does this bitch not realize that she doxxes herself and that doxxing the "rats" is not right?

I believe Josh when he says he only used to smoke weed, I think he just got uglier naturally from lack of sleep, from natural aging and also weed use over a long period gives you dark circles around the eyes.
I do however, think he is a bit slow mentally. His movements are strange and he mumbles half the time with bizarre facial expressions. I think he's just a bit of a dumb inbred. Also lol at Raven thinking he's taking her side over the Dorian thing. He's only doing that, you cow, because it makes his life easier that he never has to have any contact with your son. Notice how quickly Raven said she didn't want children after meeting with Josh? Online they talked about it and said they would deal with that when the time came. Suddenly when Raven is with Josh, 'WE DONT WANT KIDS'

So basically, Josh likes that Raven has a toxic relationship with her son. It means he doesn't have to play dad or provide for another mouth to feed. He also, despite what Raven thinks, does not want a child with her and never has. He basically humoured her until she got her fatass over there. The man is thick as custard and she's almost as stupid as him. Perfect match. Let's hope they never breed.

>>464581

yeah, this. her 'fan page' was a joke, her relationships are always a trainwreck and/or a tyre fire, and she couldn't keep a friend if she paid them. she's admitted she's been reading along for as long as she's been talked about, she bumps the thread if it seems like it's dying, and now she's fully indulging her stunted-development self with all this teenage girl bullshit. everyone else in her life comes and goes, where we are a constant, and something she can set herself against so she feels badass fighting the haydurrrzzz.

>>464599

he's definitely not quite right. it would be easy enough to write off the shit he says as just 'dumb hick' but the finger smelling and weird little tics make it seem pretty definite there's more to it than just that.

>>464599
>>464603

I went to dig up the links to those videos, and this happened.

Vid.me anon, did you save the videos?

>>464604

The second vid.me account is gone, too.

>>464604

i saved the josh reveal vid in case she deletes, it's my albatross to bear ever since she nuked those ally vids and the milk was lost

>>464590
It is a classic raven vid where she names the person she hates and calls them whores because she has no vocabulary. Raven was always ok with doxing people she hated on.

>>464495
she deleted the video? wtf

>>464646
it got taken down because she used the girl's name. it's up again now >>464587

>>464587
Hah! A+ to whoever reported it. I'm sure she's pissed af right now about it.

>>464561
SHE IS HUGE, OMFG.
Say goodbye to that gastric sleeve, Gravy.

At least those filters cover her nose.

>>464512
Scratch the other reply, I was actually able to find it after all hahah, the shirts are eerily similar..

>>464561

christ, is that the only necklace she owns? she's tacky and i hate her.

>>464707
But guuuyyyssss Josh is so spushciaaaaaaaalll, he is different from all her 20 ex-husbandsssss, he is loved with a love that is more than loveeeee.

Yeah, right.

Also, her instagram is back on
https://www.instagram.com/crimson.rapture/

>>464722
She literally says the same thing about all of her exes lol. God she's stupid.

Listening to Josh talk makes my iq drop. Thanks anon for the transcript.

>>464707

Matching shirts, matching tattoos, matching hair…

Taking BPD possessiveness and idealisation to new heights (or depths).

>>463700

Underrated post. Nominated for the next thread OP.

All the more funny because she made Logan model mermaid blankets.

>>464461

It's really honestly not Raven. Like, with out even revealing myself it's hard to prove that. But if you want to think it's Raven, go for it I guess.

Raven - "I hate spiders"

Covers herself in spiders and spiderwebs permantly, also decorates home in giant plastic spiderwebs and giant furry spiders.

What a poser.

>>464461

Also what do you mean by sage?
I feel kinda dumb for asking but like I already said, never posted here before.

>>464807

Ah ok, thank you.

>>464599
Pot smoking doesn't give you dark circles.
Smoking cigarettes can. But I think lack of sleep is the cause in this case. He looks exhausted, not just the eyes but he can't sit up and he slow blinks like it's ninight time.

He really doesn't look normal for his age. I'm older than him and he looks haggard. That's the face of some hard core hard drug use and / or a close and personal relationship with Jack Daniels.

He's a junkie of some sort.

>>464599

From >>404236 quoting the leaked video in which they discuss having kids:

At 9:30 Josh says, "If you can't give me kids, that doesn't bother me" but that if she did get pregnant "that would be pretty amazing."

Raven spends the next ten minutes recounting her reproductive history in all its gory detail, taking the opportunity to criticise Logan for his reaction to her miscarriage.

Speaking of junkies, the local Hot Topic is swarming with new Funko Pops for Raven!

https://m.facebook.com/HottopicColumbiasc/

Graven looks like she is Trans.My work mates and I actually thought she was a dude.Fuck looks like she slipped out of the abortion bucket herself.Yuck what trash! Why is she is fixated on lolcow.Talks about it non fucking stop.Go live your basic life Graven.You remind me of the Asian Granny in the Cat in the Hat movie Mrs Kwan! kek

>>464827
Because we’re her only viewers. That’s why her patreon didn’t work out, we don’t need to pay for her milk. She’s constantly busting at the seams to spill her life story and every stupid detail of her past/present.
Sure farmers care about what she produces, but she isn’t our life. Instead of her living her life and moving on, she is determined to find out who we are and to prove us wrong.
It’s kind of sad the amount of time she spends making these long winded videos and making up stories to get back at us.
There’s a reason she is here, there’s plenty of “vloggers” that no one gives a shit about and is totally off our radar.
You’re a cow ravie, you’re a cow.

No career,no money,no owned home,no car,no savings,no education.What a catch you are Graven.

>>464827
>>464847

Learn to sage.

>>464812
Maybe alcohol then, but I reckon he's just a bit retarded, not an actual junkie. Also, long term pot use can create dark circles or bags, that isn't a myth.

>>464799
don't even worry about it, that anon is just being a dickhead.

>>464835
I'd agree that it's sad how much time she spends on this, but she's such a cunt and her life is so empty, I think it's kind of nice she has something to keep her busy.

>>464893
I was having a bit of fun anon, no need to be salty. Our newfriend >>464799 needs to read https://lolcow.farm/info and https://lolcow.farm/rules where they will learn the art of sage, and how/why not to blog.

>>464835
>patreon didn’t work out
Has she even given it a day? Surely the idea is to look after your patrons, make it grow like a garden? It seems like she's instantly given up.

>>464899
I'm always salty, that's why I'm here. It spilled over from a couple of other threads I watch that get a lot of 'hi cow'. my bad, sorry anon.

>>464903
As if Raven ever puts any effort into anything. A lot of people don't know how to do a successful or worthwhile patreon, but they're trying to get the money. with Granny, it was always about making a point to us.

>>464932
No harm done, I was trying my hand at a meme.

Raven seriously thought we'd each sign up, a bunch on the $5 tier and a handful on the $30 tier? I mean, really.

>>464932

And how many of her friends and followers, even hatewatchers, are interested in her drama enough to pay $30?

>>464940
Well that Taco Bell isn't going to buy itself.

>>464942
Fucking kek!

It sure ain't.

>>464940
Of course she touhgt that, she thinks we're so thirsty that we cant wait a week tops for her to let the milk floweth forth, that we would not have the patience. But we do.

Also who does she think she is? $30, seriously? That's a lot of money, from $5 to $30? That escalated quickly.
If it was like $10 it might be arguably okay if one can't wait for the milk, but even that is a stretch.
She just wants to have her Taco Bell and eat it too.
And let's be real, it's not like Ryan wasn't gonna give her the $30 a month anyways.

>>464947
anon, don't you know? She's the OFFICIAL Raven Sparks. Not one of those cheap knock-offs, like Emily Boo. $30 is practically giving it away! /s

>>464985
Let's not forget that she said she would TRY and make ONE video a month for those who pay $30, da fuck?! All of her subs look like trash or kids who are obsessed with a goth granny, no way that they have that kind of money monthly for her "offensive" video lol.

I follow some much bigger youtubers on Patreon and they have from 5 to 15 dollars. And Gravy is asking for 30? She's delusional.

>>465027
what a great life

>>465019
>”You’re going to miss out on all the good stuff!”

Lmfao Raven, you are so dumb. We can easily live without watching your tween grade drama the second it hits the internet. She sounds so dumb whenever she says, “I knew she was lolcow!”

Ray Ray claims that she doesn’t need people to look up her drama on the farms and yet, she keeps bringing it up??? She’s got to be mentally retarded because no one can be this unintentionally stupid.

>>463311
This comment fucking kills me because of how true that image is.

>>465019
can we talk about these incredible digs though?

>>465028
sry mate, reposted it.

>>465019

I just need this to be a quick video to say I know my recent uploads have been all lolcow lolcow lolcow. Why are you paying attention to the haters, why don't you just ignore them, yada yada yada yada.

I recorded all of my videos before I came back online. I recorded them as the shit was happening and I recorded my thoughts on it. I recorded what was going on. I recorded my own retaliation to it etc etc etc etc. Me and Josh both experienced all this together because they were trying to get to him and then they talked so badly about him. They trashed the fuck out of him and they don't even know him, so, so much for not attacking innocent people, right? They say he's not innocent because of something he did which is going to be talked about in one of those videos.

But um, yeah, I'm not gonna be making videos about those fuckheads. They don't deserve it. The most recent one I made was one where I called out those two rats, and more specifically it was about the first one. If you caught her name, good for you, because the pussies didn't like that I exposed them the way that they exposed me, and they instantly reported the video, so I had to blur their identities which is like, wow. I've almost got no words for that it's so goddamn hypocritical that they could put my entire life, every photo of me, ugly screenshots, links, my relationships, everything out there. But oh, lo and behold, if I expose one or two of them for being a rat hiding on my friends list pretending to be my best friend, be still concerned about me, just writing to make sure I'm okay, check in with Josh to see if I'm okay, etcetera etcetera. Oh heavens no, they cannot be exposed for who they are, but I can be exposed for what they think I am. yeah who that is. Wow. Anyhoo, so that's the most recent video I made.

My videos are not going to be about them. I haven't actually been to the site since I came back online. I did the Patreon thing and I shared the link to where I've been and I saw my views go up to and I was like, hmm. I've got seven patreons, no way are they gonna watch it times. I bet one of them is fucking lolcow. And I went, I checked, it wasn't a lolcow, it was on Kiwi Farms, and sure enough the bitch grabbed my link, shared it on the site, exposed that I was here, and ran away from my Patreon. She's gonna miss out on the good stuff so, you know, you might want to come back again.

That one was gonna be released to everybody anyway, so really you didn't really do anything to me. I was going to release…this is the public one that was going to go to everybody, the "Where have I been?" The drama-filled ones I haven't released yet. Those are gonna be released after cards are charged. So yeah, only fucked yourself, dumb shit. You only showed me that I was right and that they will go to my Patreon. So yeah, thanks for the heads up, not that I needed it. But I'll be damned sure I don't release any sensitive information till after you've been charged. Then you cannot do anything about it. And if you try to get a refund, all I have to do is write to Patreon, show them the links to lolcow, show them what they've done, and it's not gonna happen.

So yeah, my videos will be released. I still have about two videos coming out. I've edited the same video down in two parts. One of them talks about really bad shit that's Patreon only, and one of them talks about when I first got here, my initial reaction, how the flight was, all that stuff I didn't show, and our first meeting, everything from my words before I recorded that video with Josh, and that will be released. That's all from the same video, but I cut it into portions because they're really really negative stuff I was talking about. There's three parts to that. One of those parts is pay china only because of this that I say. The other two will eventually be released to everybody. And there's a lot of talk about lolcow, Kiwi Farms, that trolls talking about the accusations against me etc etc.

Like the the phone and how apparently I robbed this guy which, by the way, I did not. And by the way, by the way, he got a refund, by the way, by the way, by the way, it was lost in the mail. I went there, I showed pictures of the phone at the post office etc etc etc, so I'll put a picture here because y'all are fucking stupid, lolcow getting involved in shit that doesn't actually involve them, trying to make me out to be this horrible person again. I'm like, I need that tattooed on my forehead, horrible person. Fuck off.

But yeah, since I've gotten all that out there's no need to keep going over and over and over it, so there's a lot of repetition in the videos that I will upload just because I was making them when I didn't have internet, I didn't really have anything to do. I was talking about them and everything, I didn't have internet but I had a little bit of data on my phone, so just to clear that up. And yeah, I was talking about the stuff they were talking about me. And now that that's over with, that's over and done with.

So after those old videos are uploaded, I'm gonna move on to other things. So please don't worry about it. You guys are so fucking cool. There's so many of you that have been supportive and just so goddamn sweet. I'm like, wow, I, I really missed you guys. And seeing these comments it's like, wow, I feel so welcome and wanted and cared about. It's an unbelievably great feeling. And the support for me and Josh is just like, oh it's, it's beautiful.

I'm going to show you guys this real quick since I'm on camera. This is the engagement ring he bought me. Isn't that beautiful? It's actually not the one I wanted, it's a it's an opal. This isn't the design I wanted, the design I wanted, it isn't opal, but she got the orders mixed up, so in the meantime while she's correcting the orders she let me wear this one, so I get to decide if I want to keep this one or move on to the one I actually did order. But it'll be like a week or two before that comes in. But I thought that was the sweetest thing. And then he asked me to marry him again, and it's like, cool. So there'll be more details on the wedding stuff as the time comes up for that.

For now we're just enjoying each other enjoying each other's company. He feels kind of like a pseudo celebrity. He's, he's like, overwhelmed by the support. He's never been in a relationship like this where there are followers and haters and trolls and stalkers and fans and things like that, so it's all new to him. And I tell him about the comments he's just like, wow, so many people, like, wow, and you've never done anything for them, you've never sent them anything or or done anything for them to follow you or like you. And I'm like, I haven't actually done anything. Like, I, I don't deserve all this, you know. And he's like, wow, those people are really nice. And then, you know, he is a really nice guy, he really is.

And just thank you guys for your support, thank you for being here, thank you for watching, thank you for not forgetting me when I was gone, thank you for understanding, especially those of you that I misled in other ways and said I didn't go just to see if you were lolow. You guys are awesome because you obviously either were not lolcow or you didn't have time to go to this site. But I like to think that there are some people out there I can trust, and I appreciate it. You've got no idea. This will all be over very soon. I will title my new videos "Onwards to better things" and you'll know from that point on it will not be lolcow related if you want to skip over the drama, so that just a heads up for those of you that are just really tired of hearing about it.

The reason I talk about them, to put it as simply as possible, is I don't like having my name out there being slandered the way it is. There's people out there that follow me, there's people out there that look me up, and I don't need people that don't know me finding sites like that, reading this shit about me, and thinking for a second that it might be true. I've got to stick up for myself to a certain extent. I can't just sit there and let things that are that bad be out there and have shit that horrible thought of me. It's not good for my future, it's not good for my self-esteem, it's not good for my potential friendships or networking or anything like that. It's just me trying to set the story straight for the people that are smart enough to realize, wow, that's a hate site, they've got nothing better to do with their lives, I can see very clearly they are obsessed with her, they can't live without her, all they do is talk about her, and yeah no, I don't believe that for a second. So at least I get my site out there and I get the enjoyment of being able to be like, look how stupid they are. You know it's just me. I enjoy doing it, I really do, so it's enjoyment for me.

This ran over just a little bit, I'm very sorry about that. I'll try to cut it, see if it's ten minutes, around minutes. I'm trying really hard to shut the fuck up. But I will see you guys soon. I'm gonna go make dinner for Josh now, and take care. I will see you around, hopefully soon, and better videos. Love you guys so much, you are fucking awesome. Please remember to go to my vid.me and follow me if possible and subscribe to me. And I've reopened an Instagram account which is in my about, and I've reopened my fan page which is going to be more share stuff, not personal stuff, so you can check that out as well if you want to if not it's all good guys and take care.

>>463715

Can confirm that engagement ring sells for under $10 wholesale. .925 silver with a synthetic stone.

Sage for former jewelry store owner fagging.

>>465030
She's legitimately spent more time bitching about her "Internet haters" than unpacking or decorating. We are her life.

>>465029
>I knew she was lolcow
She says this exact sentence too many times for it to be a mistake… she doesn’t get that it should be “from lolcow”

She looks manic in this video. Good for us, she is pretty bothered by the video report and if only 2 videos in her “fans” want her to shut up about drama not sure what else they expect her to make.

Anyways her other fb Is one- year? Likely what she was using when offline but still reading lolcow and kiwi all day.

kek Nz post do not refund that quick Mrs Graven Kwan. And sort your frizzy fried hair out.I bet floor boy Josh loves coming home to listen to you talk about lolcow and kiwifarms as soon as he walks in the door.Other than I think you look like trash it's your shitty BPD personality I can't stand.You remind me of the type that would harm a child if left alone with it.As for sex offender look alike floor boy Josh,he just gives me the creeps.

Why would her "fans" care about her drama videos?

>>465030
Why doesn't she ever wear a bra?

>>465039
>I did the Patreon thing and I shared the link to where I've been and I saw my views go up to and I was like, hmm.
Is she that stupid? Really?

>>465039
>a relationship like this where there are followers and haters and trolls and stalkers and fans and things like that … it's all new to him.
Remember how Josh was drawn to her because he thinks she's sort of a celebrity? Maybe that's why she talks to us so directly right now. She really needs to feel like people are following what she does and to be able to show that to Josh as proof of her worth.

>>465051
put 'sage'in the email field, Nonnie.

I honestly give Gravy and Couch about 6 months before they start to despise each other and then they'll stay together for a while just to prove us "hayders" wrong

>>465068
because only whores wear bras?

>>464813
>Raven spends the next ten minutes recounting her reproductive history in all its gory detail, taking the opportunity to criticise Logan for his reaction to her miscarriage.

That's funny because in her "story" about the two of them on her wedding site, and in response to comments on her YT videos, she praised Logan and the way he dealt with the miscarriage. Bitch will twist any situation when it suits her to make herself look like the helpless victim.

>>465073
And that's one of the many reasons it won't work. Yeah it's maybe all new and exciting now to him, all the "attention" but he'll get used to it and it will all be meh to him soon enough. And then he will be over Raven. Especially if he is soo tired from work. Can you imagine coming home tired and your gf wants to talk about negativity only and make you help her make respond videos? I mean… are they 13?

>>465081
Josh is out all day and Gravy's on her own with just the internet to keep her company.

>>465098
Only us as company.

>>465142
and whoever she sends semi-nudes to.

Even the comments are telling her to stfu

>>465167
She doesn't like her name slandered but then proceeds to make videos explaining in explicit detail every part of her life? What is it exactly that we are making up? That's what I feel she doesn't understand. If she would stop oversharing to the point of disgust and getting so butthurt about lolcow this thread would die. She takes it so personally. We aren't saying anything that isn't true. All of the shit we say here is stuff SHE SAYS. If you go on the internet and say that kind of stuff why would you expect anything other than people criticizing you. Can someone please explain this to me because I'm having a really hard time understanding. Sorry for blog post but my mind was just blown by this video.

>>465019
This is my favorite video yet! Raven is such a moron.

>The reason I talk about them, to put it as simply as possible, is I don't like having my name out there being slandered the way that it is. There's people out there that follow me, there's people out there that look me up, and I don't need people who don't know me finding sites like that, reading that shit about me and thinking for a second that it might be true.<

proceeds to make five videos directing all her viewers straight to lolcow fucking kek.

Also, dem titties so saggy they don't even make it into frame.

And Gravy, at the very least move all your shit out of the background, you lazy bitch. Put some effort in!

>>464942
lol!

>>465030

I had carpeting like that at the apartment we lived in when I was five.

In the seventies.

>>465019

Dumbass. You put yourself on the internet. You tell us everything. You drop your own damn dox. Sensitive information? Like how many burrito supremes you picked up at Taco Bell? We already know everything there is to know about you, you dumb baby fucker, etc. etc.etc. and anyhoo.

lol didn't have anything to do? Shouldn't you have been fucking and sucking your new true love nonstop?

Look at my engagement ring! Listen to me bitch about how it's the wrong one!

She is high off her delusions. Raven, you're a fat garbage troll and no one actually likes you. We all hate watch you.

As if the drama will ever end for you, Diana. No matter what name you use, people will always know that you're a woman who groomed a child to be her fucktoy. We'll make sure of it.

>>465167
Is she crying about the unfairness of having to remove her dox? Raven, you moron, we don't post videos on youtube about you because they would be removed too. She's honestly too stupid for words. The fact that Josh is excited for a piece of infamy is also very funny. This website and kiwi farms is a pathetic piece of the internet, it's not a media outlet. I did see Emily Boo on several buzzfeed, etc. websites about alternative lifestyles. That's about 100000x the amount celebrity. Oh and it's positive. You don't have to be garbage to get attention.

>>465019
LOL, even Josh doesn't understand why she has fans. 'You havent done anything for people to follow you, these people are really nice'.

>>465073
that's a really good point, anon. she needs to maintain that image and that's all she's got to do it … how sad.

how long before she tattooes "DAMAGED" on her forehead? kek

>>465275
Not to mention that most of those are from us, and not everyone here is subscribed. She is not even that big on youtube.

well, she did get mentioned on Buzzfeed that one time … Oh. Nvm

>>465282
I really thought she would do a rant back when it happen. Like, she told everybody, she doxxed the buzzfeed intern, she made a video about it, and posted on facebook and "nothing"….

>>465039
>'can dish it out but can't take it'
>heavily moderates her comment sections
good job gran

Raven and Josh are so pathetically stupid. They deserve each other. She is so fucking dumb she still doesn’t understand that SHE is the Lolcow and we are the farmers that watch her. Josh the retard is so not bothered about the couch that he doesn’t even have one now. And she completely missed the whole libray reference.

You Tube is Raven’s narc supply and reason for life. She had no friends because she has alienated nearly all very single person she has come in contact with. She has to reinvent her back story constantly so nothing is ever her fault. It would be sad if it wasn’t for the devastation she has left behind her, kind of like a deranged saggy elephant rampaging through a jungle.

In the previous thread there was a video where we could hear someone sniffing in the background. Could it have possibly been Josh? He is a serial sniffer.

Can't believe the mess behind her. Disgusting.

>>465019
Nothing to do with hypocrisy Raven! Its about following YT TOS and if they think you're breaking it then they can take your shit down.

You're more than welcome to try and take lolcow down huehue

>>465310
>kind of like a deranged saggy elephant rampaging through a jungle

fuckin kek i'm dead

>>464604

Is the vid.me anon still reading?

>>465425
Second this.
Dear vid.me anon, please tell us you're still here, and that you still have the milky vids downloaded?

>>465019
lol, "Addendum".

Next there will be "Post script to Addendum", "Epilogue", "Re:re:re:re:Addendum"… this is all she ever talks about, and the only people who want to hear her talk about lolcow are us.

And the triumphant tone of finding out that the only people interested in her are actually phishing for drama. That's sad, Raven. If I found out someone I thought was a friend was actually getting dirt on me, I'd be sad, not bragging about it.

>>465469

The dirt was lies, despite her saying

>>464495

>I'm not saying I feed them false information, but I feed them stuff that I know the site would love to hear, you know.

>>463903

Shipped? ALL that shit? from NZ to USA? Wooow that will be expensive..

>>465483
Dunno man, just box it up and ship it by post or one of the private postal services. Certainly not the $7-8K she want's to grift out of Josh. Say $1K max if she really takes a lot of garbage?

havent checked the threads for a week or two and i just saw the news she made it to the crackhead and i am laughing and like wtf because if any of u recall in the last thread i posted that i had a dream (nightmare) of this exact outcome. fucks me up a bit thinking i can see the future but nah raven is just a predictable cow.

>>465049

Do any Acid Bath songs contain the lyrics "one year"?

Presumably the front door of their lovethatwasgreaterthanloveshack.

She is already claiming the stray as hers <3.

>>463757 kek

https://www.facebook.com/Official.Raven.Sparks

>>465557
I thought this bitch said she doesn't even like dogs? I guess she changes her mind if they're either the very small cutesy types that can be used as an accessory or the ones that look like wolves as in this case… Just wait until this stray dog gets run over, she'll be plastering its corpse all over the web like the disgusting attention whore she is

>>465557
smh she lies about even the smallest things.
personally, I am looking forward to it biting her.

>>465557
He is beautiful but he doesn't look like a wolf at all. And it's funny how she's attached herself to this animal to prove to Josh that she likes dogs now since he seems to be a dog lover (his only saving grace). If he is a stray I hope that Josh takes good care of it. I mean Raven will say it's hers and take pics but it'll be Josh actually caring for the animal. She's incapable of being a responsible pet owner…poor Dorian. Raised by someone who can't even look after animals.

>>465425
I have a bunch of the videos saved from before she left nz. The playlist about Josh, her recorded conversations (Ugh, he's so beautiful, etc,) a couple of the "my story" videos. Sadly, none of the recent ones she has deleted though. tbh I forgot about her. I can't grab them until next week, but I can try to load them somewhere if they're still wanted. I'm not the original vid.me anon.

>>465581
good one, anon!

>>465576
What's the bet the dog is nourished and is just wandering about, visiting people. They'll steal it and lock it in the one room they have? Yikes.

>>465790

Agreed! No stray is that healthy and good looking. He is friendly and not a feral animal (feral animals tend to be more healthy looking because they can survive but they wouldn't go near people)

Raven just stop with the animals. Focus on your podunk ape of a man… though I caution you not to smell his finger when he offers…

Hoarding: Project Columbia is underway, with"a cute gift from Josh".
Ideal for the 40+ woman in your life. The video is just ten seconds of her modelling it in the hovel.

>>465900
Im not the biggest Raven regular so sage in case this has been brought up before. But is that a fucking drainage grate in the middle of their carpet?

Also do they only have one room, or is Raven skulking in her bedroom like a tween?

>>465902
> is that a fucking drainage grate in the middle of their carpet?

No, that is a vent that delivers hot or cold air (depending upon the season) to the room. So apparently whatever hovel Rave-on and her Neanderthal are sharing at least has central heat and air.

>>465903
Oh, my bad. Non-American here, I've never seen central heating like that. Would a hotel rent an empty room without a bed? That seems skeevy as hell lol.

Ngl this is a perfect place for her, i feel a little bit of joy knowing she's trapped somewhere crappy, in a town she doesn't know, with nobody local except her Neanderthal. Karmas a bitch lmao

>>465903
Those vents are pretty common in trailers.

>>465905
>Those vents are pretty common in trailers.

Yeah, that picture reinforces my belief that they are in fact staying in a trailer.

The carpet quality/type is along those lines too.

>>465904
They said Josh's friend owns it.

>>465907
Does the outside image support this? >>465557
I'm not familiar with them.

>>465909
I think I answered my own question by googling images. It does look like the mobile homes I saw in search, the vent, carpet, outside cladding, door and step. Pic related,

>>465913
Haha it really does look like they're living in a trailer.

Why does she mention Emily Boo so much? Does/did she know her irl? I don't know much about Raven before Logan.

>>465913
>>465907
As someone who was trailer trash until they hit their teens, you can tell just from >>465557 that it's a trailer because of the cheap siding and the white skirt falling apart underneath the steps. The skirt is there to cover up all the cinderblocks/stuff that's keeping the trailer in place and you don't really find that on houses. Considering how beat up and cheap everything looks, it's not a nice modern trailer either.

>>465913
lmao she's finally become the trailer trash we always knew she could be.
video bawwing about how it's a real house in 3, 2, 1 …

I've seen some nice statics but that looks rough everything looks so grimy.

>>465919
cue her insisting to Josh that they have to move to a "real house" asap.

>>465923
good call.
"stupid haters, we're just staying here for a little bit while our REAL place gets fixed up extra nice."
off-camera meltdown at Couchy

>>465925

This.

>>465917
I can't wait for her to make a rant video about how we are soo OBSESSED that we searched for DAYYSSSS and finally found out she lives in a trailer lol.

>>465915
she was messaging emilys husband while they were married and sent emily horrible messages and laughed when her baby died. emily hates her and has and will never meet her

>>465917
YAS, was just about to point this out! At first I thought it was an old, run down house. But I noticed the skirting, the vents. Also the porch is obviously one of those cheap wooden ones they just plop in front of the trailers, not connected at all to the building.

God, how fitting that they live in such a run down trailer. They're both trash.

>>465936
Ah thanks anon she really is a cow. Is there anyone she hasn't treated like shit?

>>465935
And not even a nice one.
This is what Raven could be staying in versus what she's probably living in right now.

>>465915
In short she's jealous of Emily, copies her in every way and wants to be her badly

>>465902

Are you fucking serious? Use your head, nonnie. It's forced air heating. Drainage in the middle of a room that isn't a bath, lol.

>>465999
Yeah momo use your head

>>465999
It's almost like people live in different countries with different heating in cooling systems

>>465936
>>465915
She entered an online relationship and got engaged to CJ when he was still married to and living with Emily and then did her typical 'she is my enemy' bullshit. She bought him a ticket to NZ and he never got on the flight hahaha She was still married to Ryan at the time and met and started to groom Logan not long after the aforementioned flight

>>466044
and Raven copies her tattoos and clothing to this day. totally not obsessed though.

>>465999
in b4 this shows up in her next video, "lolcow is SO STUPID they thought there was a drain in the bedroom of my house that is definitely not a trailer????"

>>466008
It's almost like that floor is covered in carpet. So naturally there's a drainage pipe in the middle of it. For black mold growth purposes. Sorry but no countries have carpet+drain combos, it's not a fucking shower.

>>466096
You should keep feeding her crap so she can make infighting claims!

>>466101
Stop ree-ing at that anon about it. Some countries don't do forced air heating. I knew what that vent was but I have never seen a trailer in real life so I needed that part.

>>466096
"They tried to find pictures of my trailer but joke's on them!!". She'll say this even though we just posted generic images.

>>466096
"this carpet is new!!"

>>465915
>>466044

Emily and Cj (Carl Jaggard) are known for their appearance on an episode of "Snog Marry Avoid" in England. She made a video about being on the show and about their relationship in which she obliquely talks about Raven.

Raven has made several videos and written screeds about Emily and Carl and his betrayal. She prostituted herself and spent Ryan's parents $ to woo Carl, including stocking her freezer with his favorite coffee. She got a tattoo of his name and bought wedding rings. In the first thread is a dump of chats between her and Carl in which she drags Ryan and brags about spending his parents money; the conversations are nearly word-for-word the same as those between her and Josh.

Emily and Raven were amicable for a while. Emily sent her hair bleach and clothing (Raven purchased a dress from her on Depop), but they hardly seemed to be true friends as Raven has claimed since.

>>466101

god, shut the fuck up already.

>>466103
>>466143
i count two assblasted cunts in here and ravens gonna have a field day with this and i can't even blame her

srsly tho yes it's a shit trailer but that is kind of stupid i hope she mentions how dumb you are in her next vid kek

think about it should you respond or shut the fuck up for the sake of lolcows image will you give gravy ammo or?

Oh my fucking god WHO CARES ABOUT THE DRAIN CARPET EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anyhow. I'm interested in what Raven will consider the 'offensive' content she'll create for those thousands of people lining up to become $30 a month patreon subs. Isn't that basically everything? The mind boggles at what she'd find offensive, as far as I can see her whole life is one long list of gross offenses, one after the other.

>>465999
>>466006
>>466101
>>466103
>>466143
lol calm down

>>466074
I'm surprised she hasn't changed her hair color again (and then do her usual claim of it's actually something she was thinking of for ages before that other bitch did it)

>>466176
I think green suits her. Like an ogre or a sea hag.
>>466103
I have never seen one of those vent things either lol, the other anons seem to be getting really angry with the anon who thought it was a grate hahaha who cares?
>>466166 A simple mistake isn't ammo. I don't give a fuck if she thinks we are stupid for a grate in the floor, some anon made an ignorant mistake because they are from another country. How is that one mistake ammo? Compare it to all the dumb shit Raven has ever said and it's quite tame. The only ammo she'll have is that you are getting so worked up about this kek

>>465900
This is so sad. I thought it was sad Lainey was wearing a carebear onesie as a mother of two children, but this loser is over 40 and dressed as a carebear holy shit hahahaha

>you are getting so worked up about this kek

is that like the same thing as when someone responds by saying they're not worked up, they're just amused by you acting like a cow? or like how all of us don't totally actively follow our favorite cows, we only read the site while we're taking a shit? everyone in this thread is acting like an autist tonight and needs to discuss the cow instead of shitting up the thread.

sage for shitting up the thread

>>466166
>>466180
>>466189

lol calm down

>>466201
Looks just like her

>>466202

What with all of her tentacle tattoos.

>>465972
Josh is a meth head redneck who lives in a trailer park who does not even own a couch?
Raven is now a certified whitewashed asian trash, congrats.

>>464561
>>466201

These need to be shopped together.

>>466203
She claims to like mermaids so maybe that comes into it. Too bad she's more like a seahag instead. I also think tentacles or octopus tattoos can look interesting but her tattoos look tacky.

>>466176
She said she's fucked up her hair. She's actually wearing a wig over it that's the color she was aiming for.

>>466216

She dyed her hair green but wore the wig only in the "How to use Patreon" video. But at the rate her hair is breaking and thinning from bleaching it too frequently, she will be wearing wigs fulltime soon.

The original "Exposed! / I found a rat!" video is back up. She says that Youtube decided that the screenshots are not in violation of the privacy policy.

https://youtu.be/rB0jPPEw3qQ

>>466228

Holy shit I own this actual comic book.
sage for no1curr

googled sea hag and this popped up, even has the same wide ass nose hahaha

>>466225
Jesus, all her piercings are crooked, and her nose is HUGE.
No amount of makeup will ever fix that.

>>466232
Shoop Josh's head on the monkey omg

>>466244
Omg next thread pic lmao

>>466232
thats scarily accurate

>>466225
so she's becoming a goff margo palermo?

the comments under her videos are always a trip. people are so fucked, how could you sit through even one of her videos and not realise how irredeemably awful she is?

>>466244
I tried lol

>>466263
Hahahhahahaa fuck

>>466263
fucking kek! top job, anon, that's perfect.

>>466263
This is amazing

those split ends!

>>466280
She's really looking old an haggard in the newest milk

>>466281
aw yea bois 35min of "junkfood heaven" buckle up

"7 suitcases of shit"


At least she is self aware

>>466281
(6:00)
"So, it wasn't like I've EVER moved in with somebody and been like here, pay for me, take care of me, do everything for me….The closest when I went to New Zealand with Ryan….so that's when, um, you know….he pretty much foot the bill for everything…"

Lol at immediately contradicting yourself, Gravy.

(7:40)
"The only option I had was a salad or lasagna. So I chose lasagna." Shocker

(10:30)
"And I had, uh…my cushion smells like, um, cupcakes, so, the smell, like, relaxed me and stuff."

(15:11) Reminisces about her first meal at Taco Bell

(17:30) Wanks on about being a local celebrity

(18:20) Trying to tell a story but can't remember which fast food place it took place at. kek

(18:30) Wanking on about how hot Couchboi is and how everyone wants his dick.

>(19:00) Couchboi's sister text him "she was really proud of him for, you know, having this job, and for, you know, getting this place, and like, getting his life on track again."<

(20:15) How Couchmum feels about Gravy. Note - Couchmum likes Gravy better than Claudia (no one is buying that, Raven)

(21:10) "I've said it before, I don't like dogs." Tries to provide proof as to why she now likes them (does not mention her past animal torture - please ask Josh what he thinks of this, Gravy)

(23:15) Talks about why America is better than NZ "America is outrageously cheap….People that live in America don't realize what you have"

(24:42) Has already wasted money on cheap shit she doesn't need

(26:31) "I can appreciate what good this country has" i.e. Taco Bell and XXXL sizing

(27:17) Is paying 500$ a month for rent

(27:34) Logan is living with his mom

(29:30) They do laundry at momma couches' house

(29:56) Is going to show a few of the useless things she's bought, but will have to make a separate video to show the rest of her useless shit haul.

(30:15) She bought a Jack Skellington chap stick that smells like pumpkin spice lol! Basic goth bitch.

Is it just me or the end bit of the video with the dogs was added on in a rush to prove the dogs will approach her/that she likes them? She likes them that she doesn't use their names just calls them big and little dog.

'I'm being responsible!' this is how she explains the lack of purchasing of halloween crap. Then promptly shows us two lip balms that are jack skellington and malificent themed. Responsibility lasted all of a minute eh?

>>466302
Yeah and the part where she says she doesn't know why the part of the screen is black lmao bitch it's clear you're holding something over it so we don't see what kind of trash you live in.

>>466307
There is probably a mountain of dog crap in the section her phone case is covering up.

>>466281
She talks about how bad she smelled and how greased her hair was. She must be disgusting.

Their first interaction was Raven tapping on Josh and calling for attention. Fitting. He was looking down at his phone, not looking for her at all. Pathethic.

>>466302
I liked the part where she mentions that she doesn’t know if she’ll open the lip balms. I’ll never understand why she buys crap that she will never use, oh yes she’s a hoarder that’s why.

Does she really think anyone will fall for her "other videos will be on patreon" lol she'll be uploading stuff and begging us for views in no time.

Ain't no one paying $30 for your "drama" kek

>>466281
>"I don't want to be a burden to Josh. I want to start my new life properly and not come over here with someone I hardly know and be like 'feed me, pay for me, buy me stuff, take care of me'"

lmaooo this bitch actually just admitted she hardly knows Josh, yet she flew all the way back to the US for him? Which is Gravey, are you two soulmates that are sooo alike, or do you hardly know the guy? Keep your story straight ffs it's embarrassing

She just keeps talking about trolls and lolcow. At least with Logan he had the self awareness to realize that she could ignore all the online shit and discouraged her from going to the site/talking about it. This can't be good for her already poor mental state if she's going to be home all day and Josh egging her on.

>>466263
Awww, that's too cute!

>>466340
But in Raven's deluded mind, Josh egging her on = standing up for her against daa h8errrzz. They're both so fucking childish

Raven commented on a post where a new mother who struggled to have a child had to deal with an MRI. She was told that she was ok to breastfeed until almost the time to do the MRI when she was then told that the dye is toxic. Mom didn’t want to stop breastfeeding so wanted to reschedule.

Clearly Raven cannot sympathize with wanting to keep that mom/baby bond breastfeeding gives.

>>466281

those swamp noises in the background kekeke

she truly is the trailer park swamp troll queen of saluda

Seven suitcases. And we know what was in most of them - we've seen her trash. And this is just her stuff for now, she has more stuff coming later. It's all just garbage. It's not stuff that will help Josh out with costs for her, it's toys and makeup.

I moved countries three years ago, and I brought two suitcases (a carry-on and a hold bag). I didn't have anything shipped after either. Not saying everyone should be like me, but just putting in perspective how ridiculous SEVEN suitcases is. And now she's bitching about how many suitcases she had and how expensive they were. Bitch, come ON. That was your choice, you don't get to whine about it now.

I also love how she talks constantly about how little she can eat and how almost every video she has to mention how one thing (burrito, lasagna, whatever) lasts her for ages. Raven, we can all see how much weight you're putting on. The proof is in the fat pudding.

And the smell of cupcakes relaxes her. Fucking kek.

>>466232

noooo do not drag ursula vernon into this, she draws a lot of fat characters but even though they're fictional they're more well-rounded people than raven will ever be and none of them are disgusting like her lol

>>466361
kek she probably wants that kid considering she's a pedo and all…

>>466367
Not only seven suitcases, but she STILL has shit that needs to be shipped over. Like good Lord, what in the world else do you have that you can't get in the states?

>>466407
it's absolutely insane. and we know she brought nothing of value for their daily lives because their trailer is still empty and they're buying shit from Walmart to fill it up.

how much makeup, shitty clothes, and overpriced toys can she possibly have?

>>466367
Having that many suitcases means she got help from one of her ex husbands, Likely Ryan, who would have dropped her off to go see her run to her 5th husband. Such a whore.

It's kind of wild how impressed she is by Walmart. Is Target too high end for her? I honestly don't think I've ever heard anyone go into such raptures over the one store where you're guaranteed to find at least one person walking around with their colostomy bag hanging out of their clothes per visit.

Glad she's so happy. I think.

>>466281
>looks like Thor
>like Thor
>Thor

Either that bitch was blind or Gravy is full of shit. I'm going with shit

>>466431
Yep, Ryan most likely took her there and he probably helped her with the last-minute costs too. There is no way Raven worked out all the weight of the bags and pre-paid the right amount.

>>466449
Like shes probably bullshitting about how every single time she gets stopped and asked about if her tattoos hurt, or questions about her wonky as fuck piercings? If this rando girl mentioned thor i bet it was in a negative way, or a backhanded compliment like you look like a cheap thor.

Damn, I know Raven is a shitty person, but his bf seems so fake to her and that saddens me. It’s obvious he only wants her for sex and the reason he follows her lead is for the pussy. I wonder what will happen when she stops being the novelty goth sex toy for him.

>>466470
she's getting her claws sunk in, by the time he wakes up he'll be trapped. but Josh isn't Logan, he has a history of cheating and doing what he wants.

>>466445
Isn't she from El Paso? I don't know how that city is, but I've heard it's a rough town. Maybe she grew up in the white trash part and she's used to that kind of life and living in SC might actually suit her.

>>466449
she misheard what the girl said

>>466464
she's definitely bullshitting, people might point and laugh and that's about it. it's part of her much celebrity, so unique, wow schtick

>>466445

Is there a Walmart or big shopping center where she was at in NZ? A lot of people get surprised by Walmart when they've not been to one before or in a while.

Target is just Walmart with the prices slightly raised. They're both big shopping centers with trashy people. Target just gathers a "but it's classy! Unlike Walmarttttt" being surprised or amazed by either is embarrassing if you've been around them.

>>466542
no walmart in NZ. big shopping centres, sure.

>>466464
To be fair, when my own boyfriend had shoulder length hair, he was called Thor a few times (his hair is blonde) It's just one of those stupid compliments that make no sense. Kind of like how any girl with blonde hair and pigtails is referred to as Harley Quinn nowadays. Having said that, I think Raven is totally bulshitting people's reactions and is trying to woo Josh with her 'celebrity status' and talk about herself more than is warranted.

>>466281

One week in America - how my flight was and other things

Note: The offensive chunk was cut out and will only be uploaded to Patreon. The part where I address what the hate sites have been doing is also going to be a separate video

Hi! Hey guys! Wow, by the time I upload this it would have been quite some time since I've been online. This is gonna probably be a long video because I've got a lot of explaining to do, a lot of questions to answer, a lot of things to talk about, so please bear with me. Not all of it's gonna be pleasant. And, as a matter of fact, a huge chunk after my initial explanation here is gonna be really miserable. Not miserable for me but miserable as that I'm gonna say a lot of nasty things. And you know what, I don't regret it, I'm not gonna regret it, and I'm not gonna take any of it back. It is what it is. And the people involved deserve everything I say about them and then some. So don't worry lolcow, I haven't forgotten you. Of course I'm gonna talk about you as well. But let me get on to the important stuff first.

Firstly I'm very sorry for my prolonged absence. I moved, obviously. I'm in a different place, and I wanted to enjoy my life a little bit and take some time away from the internet which is what I had kind of said I was gonna do [adjusts camera] which is what I said I was going to do. So I did that, and then I kind of saw that lolcow was going absolutely batshit frantic looking for me. Like, they were like rabid dogs. And I'll get more into that in a little bit. And because they were going so batshit crazy I decided, well, I'm gonna stay offline a little bit longer and let them run around and drive themselves crazy. They started turning on each other, second-guessing each other, accusing everybody of being me. Like, they were just losing the fucking plot and losing their shit, and it was hilarious to watch. People that I suspected as being lolcow outted themselves. They were outing themselves left and right in absolute desperation to find out where I was, so it was kind of a field day for me, so I just sat back and I watched it and focused on having a real life here.

Obviously I'm with Josh. I made it to America. I've been in America…[picks at the corners of her mouth] mouths cracking up…and not in a hotel room. We have a fucking house. We live in a two-bedroom, two-bathroom. There's…that's Josh's bathroom back there. That's a walk-in closet there. That's Josh's shit back there. And this is, you know, our bed that I'm on here. And then his shoes and lingerie and shit over there.

So, let's see. I will firstly answer what I know everybody's gonna want to know, and that is how did my trip go, how was the meeting, how are me and him? Me and him will make a video together, just, he's at work right now. I've got no internet. I'm bored off my ass, and I thought it would be a good time to make a video. Today is October 17th, so I've been here just over a week. I arrived on Friday the 6th, so I've been here, how long have I been here, I've been here a little while…um I know I've been here, this is heading towards the second week. Wow, time passes really fucking fast.

So the trip over was pretty uneventful. I was really tired. I hadn't slept beforehand. I made a series of videos on the way over, goodbye videos, and then just videos thinking, you know, how is my life gonna be, how am I feeling in the moment. I'm probably not gonna upload any of those as they're kind of private, I guess.

But I had trouble with my packages…not my packages, my suitcases. Um, I, I was trying desperately to fit everything. [coughs] Sorry, obviously I haven't talked for a while. Um, I, I had loaded up my suitcases, but I hadn't weighed them. So now when I weighed them before leaving they were all overweight, and so I took out about a suitcase's worth, but I still had too much stuff, so I had to actually add an additional suitcase, so I came over here with seven suitcases. Seven suitcases of shit. And that cost me a lot of money. It cost me 915 New Zealand Dollars to bring over. And I was like, holy fuck, that's a lot. But I was already at the airport, there was nothing I could do. I mean, it's gonna be a while before I could send for my stuff. This is everything I've got to live, live on, so it's worth it to bring the shit over.

I don't want to be a burden to Josh, and I want to start my new life properly and not come over here with someone I hardly know and be like, feed me, pay for me, buy me stuff, take care of me. It's not fair on him. With Logan and everybody else I've been with I was actually the one who had money first. They moved in with me, I took care of them, and then in the middle somewhere they ended up taking care of me. So it wasn't like I've ever just moved in with somebody, been like, here, pay for me, take care of me, do everything for me. The closest was when I went to New Zealand with Ryan because I had just lost everything, I had nothing, I had no money, I had nothing, and so that's when, you know, he pretty much footed the bill for everything. Well, not him, his parents did, but that's when, that's when that happened. Aside from that, no, I've actually been the one to take care of everybody, and I don't care what anybody says, that's how it's always been, so it's no different now. I don't want to come here and make Josh take care of me, so I have my own stuff.

Anyway, so the first flight was, it was actually pretty good. The pilot was really good. It was a smooth takeoff, it was a smooth landing. The layover was alright, it wasn't anything extreme. The 16-hour flight was boring as all hell. It's different flying a long flight like that now that I've had the surgery because I can't eat, so I slept right away because I hadn't actually slept. It took me six hours to do my my luggage, to get it ready to go, and I couldn't sleep all day, all night, couldn't sleep during the three-hour flight. I couldn't actually sleep until the 16-hour flight, so that's…when I woke up spent the whole day up, spent the whole night up waiting at the airport, had a three hour flight, had a five-hour layover, then I was able to sleep, so I crashed out.

I woke up after they had served dinner. I didn't know they were gonna serve dinner, like, as soon as we took off, so all I had, the only option I had was like a salad or lasagna, so I chose lasagna. I only was able to eat like two or three bites, and I asked him to put it in a cup, so they put in a cup, and I just basically snacked on that the whole 16 hours, that was all I was able to fit in, that and I think it it came with a piece of, like, garlic bread stuff, so I had that.

And I got a whole row to myself so I was able to lay down and stretch out, like, they actually arranged it so I could have the entire row to myself which was fucking amazing. I laid down, stretched out, and just waited and waited and waited and waited. And then I had uh…I landed in Dallas, and then I had another three, no, five-hour layover, something like that. And I was exhausted again, I don't know why. I guess I didn't sleep too well on the plane because my tailbone was hurting, my back was hurting, and I just felt, just rough, you know. And so I was just really eager to get off the plane, get the last flight done with. That was the shortest flight of them all. I did film the whole takeoff which was pretty cool. That was an itty-bitty bullshit plane, though. It was so small. I mean, it was like me and a person…like me and a person next to me and then an aisle and then two more people, and we were, like, crunched together, and I just kind of laid my head on the window and like dozed off. And I woke up, and the chick next to me was talking to me. And I was super nervous. Like, I get off the plane, what's it gonna look like, it's a tiny little airport, how am I gonna find him, I don't want him to see me coming before I'm, like, all tidied up and clean. I just want to get off, go to the bathroom, tidy myself up, and then come out where he could see me because I knew that I looked really rough. I had put a wig on because I knew my hair would be a fucking greasy hot mess from just 30-something hours of flying, and it's just…I was just fucking done. And so we were talking about that and the move and all that stuff. She was really nice.

I got off the plane, went straight to the bathroom. She said, around the corner there's an escalator, you're gonna go down the escalator and there'll be the baggage area so he might be around there. And I was like, okay, cool. So I've got to go, and I've got to go down the escalator, and I spoke to him. I called him up and I was like, okay I'm here, I'm in the bathroom, where are you? He said he was by the baggage stuff so that matched with what she said, so I'm like, cool, I'll come out, go downstairs. So, grabbing all my shit cuz I had my laptop and I had a…I had my laptop, and I had a backpack, and I had my purse, and I had my cushion that smells like cupcakes cuz, you know, the smell, like, relaxed me and stuff.

And I walk down the hallway and there was no escalator, I was already on the baggage area floor and I was like, oh my god. And, and in the distance, cuz I can't really see, so in the distance I see people and I'm like, oh my god, he's probably watching me walk towards him. I was mortified. What do I do, what do I do, I can't turn around, I can't stop, I'm just gonna put my head down and just keep walking. None of those people were him. And I get closer and I see a guy sitting on a chair and he is, you know, he's on his phone, and then he's doing this, like shaking his head, that's what Josh does, and I was like, that's him. And I walked up to him and I was like, hey, hey. And he didn't hear me because it was really loud in there. And I dropped my bags and I say, hey, and I tapped him, and he looked up and his eyes got big and he was like, [gasp] my baby! And he jumped up and he grabbed me and he hugged me. He's like, oh my god, I can't believe you're here. And I was like, oh my god. And he had his hair down and everything, and he looked so gorgeous. I was like, holy fuck, wow, cuz you know people online could look a little bit different. I was, I was a mess, I did not look good at all. But he was like, you look so much more beautiful in person than I thought you looked online. Like, he was, he was floored by me somehow in person. He like, wouldn't let me go. He kept hugging me, kissing me, and, and I like…Instantly when I got off the plane all I felt was humidity. It was like stepping into a sauna. It was so hot, and I had a scarf on, I had a hoodie on, I had a wig on, and I had a big long heavy dress on, and I had tights on, and I had boots on, so I was sweltering. And I actually, like, pushed him away, like, it's hot, can we go outside please, I can't breathe in here, let's just…can we get my stuff, I just want to go outside. And he's just like, well, I just can't stop hugging, and he just kept hugging me and hugging me. And he was like, oh I'm so happy, I'm so happy. He was, oh my god, he was over the moon, it was amazing.

And in person he looks so much different than he looks online. Like, I thought he was gorgeous online but in person, cuz, cuz online he kind of looks like a big guy, like a big kind of tough looking guy, but in person he's actually petite, like, he's really daint…I call him dainty, and he's like, oh shut the fuck up. But he's, like, dainty, he's got little bones, he's skinny, he's little, but he's tall. Like, my head only goes up to about here on him, and so he, like, could put his whole head on my head. And he has to bend over and hug me. He's like, oh my god, you are so fucking short. And I'm like, oh my god, you are so fucking tall. And he's just beautiful. Like, he is, he is gorgeous in person. Like, I thought that he was gorgeous before, but he is so fucking gorgeous.

And every single day he tells me that he loves me, he tells me I'm beautiful. I take my makeup off and he's like, oh my god, look at your eyes, you're so beautiful, you are so gorgeous. And then I put my makeup on, he's like, oh you look so nice today. And it doesn't matter what I wear. I came out last night after a shower and I had a big fuzzy huge bathrobe on, and he's like, oh look at you and your bathrobe, you look so cute, you look so nice. Like, he has a compliment for me every single day. And he just, like, he he goes into a store, do you want something to eat, do you want something to drink, do you want something, do you want something, do you? Like, he's always offering me something. Like, he is such a fucking sweetheart.

And any way that he was online he is not in person. Like, he seemed sometimes kind of overbearing, a little overprotective, a little jealous, because I was getting comments and messages. And sometimes online it would say I was online when I wasn't online, and we'd argue about that. Like, you said you're asleep, why does it say you're online? And I'm like, I don't fucking know, I'm not online. And we'd argue about that because I wouldn't be online but it would say that I was. And in person he's not like that at all. He is such a sweetheart. Like, he is so fucking sweet. He just hugs me and holds me all day long, all day is just spent, like, kissing and talking and everything else.

And like, anything I cook, you know, he'll eat, he'll try. Like, I made him ramen with, like, egg and pork rinds because he had never had that, and my mom always made it like that, and he demolished the whole bowl. And I've made him spaghetti and sausages, and made him French toast, and made him eggs, eggs and chorizo, shit like that.

I did have my first meal at Taco Bell. And I've gotten mocked for wanting Taco Bell, but you know what, I fucking love Taco Bell, and I'm not gonna be ashamed of it. I don't care, I loved it. Taco Bell was amazing.

We went to Walmart, and the first night I bought, I bought us the bed, I bought us pillows, sheets, mattress topper, filled up the fridge with food, pots and pans, silverware and all that stuff, because he had gotten this place and he had paid the deposit and all that stuff. And he took us out to eat and everything, so he's, he's been paying for the food every day. And then we'd gone out two separate times to buy stuff for the house cuz there was really nothing here, so we're still in the process of filling this place out, fleshing it out. And while things are really cheap here, when you're buying big-name stuff like that it gets a bit expensive, so it's gonna take some time. So I'm not gonna do a tour because there's nothing to show at the moment.

It's just a, it's a big house, not huge. It's a good sized two-bedroom, two-bathroom, and it's got, like, a deck in the back, like a big deck. It's got a massive fucking yard. It's got a deck and stairs in the front, and it's by the road. You could probably…I don't know if you can hear cars going by. But, um, I'm happy here. It feels like home. I'm so glad it's got two bathrooms, two full bathrooms, so I've got a tub and a shower, he's got a tub and a shower, toilet, toilet, you know. Mine's by the other bedroom at the other end of the house, so, so that's awesome. It's got a nice big open kitchen, big living room, ceiling fans in every room, central heat and air. I mean, it's, it's got everything.

And um, the people…so I haven't been out that much. We've gone, we've gone out, we've gone to, like, Walmart and other stores, 7-Elevens and places. I try to get out and go into as many stores as possible because I just want to look at everything, you know. I don't even feel like I'm from here. I feel like a stranger in, in America. It's been so long, everything seems so different, and every place we've gone to I've gotten stopped. Every single place. And they're either like, oh my god I love your hair, oh my god you look amazing, oh my god look at you, oh my god I love your tattoos, did they hurt, oh my god you…do piercings hurt? Like, everybody here is so nice, so so so so nice.

The worst reaction I've gotten was at Walmart one night. I, I was bored so I sat here just fucking with makeup. I did, like, all this green shit on my eyes, green lipstick, shit that people here probably wouldn't have seen. I had just dyed my hair and it was green green green. It is actually green, it still looks kind of blue on camera but it is green. But it was, like, tree green and shit. And these two girls walked by and they're like, tsk. That's about it. And everybody else has been super nice.

And then we went to Taco Bell, no, was it Taco Bell or was it Arby's? We were out with Josh's brother and nephew, and we went to another Taco Bell in Georgia because we travel back and forth to Georgia sometimes. And this girl was there, and she's like, she told Josh, oh my god, you looks like Thor, Thor's so sexy. I was like, yeah, yeah he is. I don't think he looks like Thor, but my friends have said he looks like a Viking cuz he's so tall and he's got that long blonde hair and those blue eyes and, um, and she was just like, mmm he's so sexy. And I'm like, yeah. And josh is, like, crazy uncomfortable with it which was so fucking cute. But uh, he is a handsome guy, he really is.

So his nephew talks to me a lot. His brother had already talked to me cuz he was on my friends list. His brother's cool with me. His sister texted him a really nice message saying that, you know, she, she was really proud of him for, you know, for having his job and for, you know, getting this place and, like, getting his life on track again. Because I guess if something means something to you, you'll find the motivation to do it, you know. And sometimes if things don't mean enough, you'll tell yourself you, you want to do something but you won't actually do it. You need the proper motivation, something that you care about enough. And he cares about me enough, so he's done everything that he just kind of laid around not really doing before. And we've all been there at some point in our lives, I know, and so it makes me feel really good that he's just busted his ass to get everything so that we could have this life together, get married, and all that stuff. And she said that she, she's really happy. She hopes my life is going well as well. Like, she's, she's supporting me as well. I haven't met her yet. She's the only one I haven't met, she's like a nurse, she's really busy and stuff.

His mom I've met. She was actually texting me or facebooking me on my flight date, wishing me well, asking me how I was feeling, saying she hopes the flights go good, and she's catching up with me here and there. And then I met her in person. And as soon as I saw her she came up to me and gave me a big old hug, and she's like, so good to finally meet you. And, you know, she asked for my number so I…I'm like, looking at my phone case down here but, like, my phone's up here…she asked for my number so she has…because I have an American number now so she's got my number. His sister's got my number. And so I'm texting his mom. And, you know, whenever we go over there she'll be like, love you guys, love you. And he's just, like, wow she's never acted like that, she's never interacted…like with Claudia, his ex. She wasn't that close to Claudia. She tolerated her but she didn't say I love you, she said I love you, like, once, and that was, like, a year in. And she says that, you know, to me and to me and him, and wanting my number, wanted to talk to me, and we have a lot in common. And so it looks like everything's gonna be so great here. Like, his family accepts me.

Even his dogs. Like, I've said it before, I don't like dogs. Various things over the course of my life have made me not like dogs. I used to like dogs. I've tried having dogs. My little Skellie, I loved him so much. And then, like, the Leonbergers were all right. They weren't my dogs, though, they were my exes. I've had dogs in the past that I've loved to death. And then we had the little fucking bitch that attacked my Marmalade, and she just, she just kind of turned me against dogs. That, and then the neighbor's dog just was always barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking. It just…I just get tired of noise. I don't like noise and I don't like barking. I'm like, fuck dogs. But Josh had, like, five fucking dogs. Then there was the one that got shot with an arrow and died. And he's still really upset about that. But he brought two of them here, and they like me. Like, one of them he warned me, he said, you know, he's really shy, he didn't even let my brother come near him for a month, you're probably not gonna get close to him. Second time I saw him, like, cuz the first time we just dropped something off and I didn't really…I wasn't out of the car, but the second time, which is the first time I was out of the car, he came right up to me. He comes and puts his big paw on me and lays down on my lap. And I always go visit with him and sit with him and pet him. And then there's a little one that even Josh didn't like before cuz he was like a little asshole, kind of real skittish as well. He comes right up to me, too, they all do, they're all, all over me. And so those two are here, the little one and the um, and his big boy. And so I, I go out there and pat them, make sure they've got food and water and everything. We just brought them here yesterday but they're doing really good, like, they're really, really happy here. And it's like we've got our own little family, you know. Everything's, everything's just amazing.

And the prices here are outrageously low. Like, I had gotten used to the prices in New Zealand, and some stuff I was like, that's really cheap. But compared to here, it's nothing. Here something's like $7, you're like, what $7, you know. Over there you're like, whoa $7, that's cheap. It's, it's like night and day, you know. It is, it is so different and, you know, I've gotten mocked so much over the years for wanting to come back here, oh America's a shithole, America this, America that, you should be happy to be in beautiful New Zealand. You know what, having lived a substantial amount of time in America and then New Zealand and then now coming back to America, people that live in America don't realize what you have, you don't know what you've got. Yeah, your president, the president might be shit, the cops might be point…going crazy. Then there's, you know, there's the shootings and things like that. Those all fucking suck. Every country has got its problems, I know that. But it's beautiful here. It's big. Everything is big. I'm not living in exactly a big city, but it still, it feels like a city, it's a…you know, there's places that are open late.

I mean, I bought a can of hairspray that's fucking about as long as my arm and it was $3. Like, what the fuck. And, oh, I've got these two cool things, I, I should go get them, I'll get them in a second. They're Lip Smackers. Because it's, like, Halloween time here. I haven't even been focused on Halloween because I'm so happy with Josh. I just, like, I don't care about Halloween anything, I haven't even walked down the Halloween aisles. I saw this in the makeup section when I was going to go get, like, deodorant cuz I don't like the deodorant I had to bring over. I like sprays or gels which they don't have gels in New Zealand, but I can't bring aerosol, so I had to make do with what I had, and I wanted to update so I got deodorant and I found these which is cool. But everything, they've got, like, Halloween everything, they've got Christmas everything, they've got like so much stuff. The sizes are so big and the prices are so cheap. Like, it's just…I'm, I'm…my mind is boggled at the moment.

Like, I haven't even gone crazy on fast food like people think I would have. He's like, he's used to living on fast food, so he's like, where do you want to go to eat? And I'm like, we've got food at home. Like, I want to make steak, I want to make lasagna, I want to make, you know, real meals. And he wants, like, he's adjusting to it. Whatever I make, he eats, and he loves, loves my cooking. And we've got food, like, the whole fridge and freezers full. We actually have too much food and it's overwhelming because I know I can't eat, I can't eat it at all. But it just goes to show, like, god dammit it's so cheap. And the variety, the variety of stuff here. Like, you guys just don't understand what you have, you really don't, a lot of you don't.

And I don't care what you say about New Zealand. I would never go back there. I'm, I'm happy here. I might not be a native-born American but I am an American, and I never want to leave America again. You know, I can appreciate what good this country has. I can also see what bad the country has, but it's not enough to sway me and make me want to leave, not at all. It's just, you just don't know, you know. I mean, I get mocked, oh you want fast food over healthy food? You can find healthy food here, go to a fucking health food shop, there's fruits, there's veggies, there's shit like that here as well. You know, going to a shithole country where everything's extremely overpriced and you can never dig yourself out of a hole, it's not worth, you know, it's not worth living there for healthy food that you can't even afford anyway, living in a place that you can't afford to live in.

This place here, two-bedroom, two-bathroom, I can't even tell you how big the fucking land around it is, five hundred a month. You know, a month, five hundred a month. We'd pay probably about 650, 700 a week in New Zealand for a place this size. You know, how the fuck can you manage to live on that, and you can't.

Logan lives alone…well, he lives with his mom, but he pays rent and everything. But he doesn't answer to anybody. He doesn't have me over there or anybody else, and he still has trouble. He doesn't have many bills, you know, and he still has trouble. It is so goddamn hard to survive. You can find a 55-inch TV here at Walmart, Panasonic 55-inch for not even 400, it's like $373. What the fuck. Do you how much that shit would be New Zealand? Then there's a 60-inch or something, I mean, it's even bigger, and that's about $700. And I showed that picture to Ryan. He said over there that would be about ten grand. You know, you can't justify the fucking price increase. I got milk, gallons of milk, not just like a two liter or three liter, I have an actual gallon of milk. At Walmart it was a dollar seventy four. I can buy three litres of milk in New Zealand for like almost $6. I mean, fuck me up the ass. It is so goddamn cheap.

I'm, like, in heaven here. I'm, like, this is the best thing I've ever done. I am over, over the moon with just being back home, being here, being with him, having this life with this person that loves me so much. He goes out of his way to right any wrongs he does, to tell me, to hold me, to hug me. When he comes home from work I hear the door open and he's like, where's my baby? And I jump up and I run and we hug each other. And it's, you know what I mean? It's like, it's the kind of life I've always wanted. Like, someone that interacts with me and talks to me and that appreciates me and that tells me I'm beautiful. And, you know, he doesn't care if I have makeup on, don't have makeup on, gained weight, lost weight, he doesn't care about any of that.

We go the laundromat, we're all husband and wife, fucking folding our clothes together. And then, you know, we do his mom and brother's wash, too, because we wash it at their house and then take it to the laundromat to dry it. And, you know, everything we do is, is so husband and wife, you know. And it's just such an amazing feeling to actually have that for the first time. Even though so many people have wished bad of me it's just great to actually have it.

I'm gonna pause this. I'm gonna show you those two things I've got. And then I've got to make a separate video for the other shit because it turns out this is 30 minutes and even I didn't want to upload a video that long. Be right back.

[cuts to kitchen]

Okay, so I found these Lip Smackers in the makeup section of Walmart like I said. This is a huge chapstick. So this one is pumpkin spice latte flavor. I'm kind of, I don't really want to open him, but it's pretty cool. And this is the first one I found, Maleficent. So I thought that was so fucking cool. These were, like, about five dollars, and I was like, [shows the back of Maleficent] whoa, that is so fucking amazing. That's the back of him. And they had, like, Ursula and other ones, but I didn't want to, like, buy all of them. If I found a second one of these I would probably buy them and open them, but for now I just kind of want to keep it closed. This is blackberry magic flavor. So these are, like, the cutest things ever.

And there's so much Halloween shit here. It's like, oh my god, I would go crazy, but I'm being responsible. And every money…all the money I've gotten is going into, like, we bought that, I bought that microwave back there, fucking nice microwave, right, I'm pointing at it over there. That microwave was only, like, $53 or some shit, and it's a thousand watt microwave, like fifty something dollars. What the fuck, you know?

[continued]

>>466579

So I'm gonna cut it now. Josh is, has just texted me, so I'm gonna check and see what he said. He might be home from work, so if he is I will do the other part of my video at some other time. If he's not then I will make it once I get back to the bedroom.

[cuts to outside on the deck with the dogs]

These are Josh's doggies. This is the big one. You guys are having fun out there, weren't you? You're having fun out in the yard. This is the little one. You guys doin' in the woods? Aw, I know, I know you're having a good old time, huh? Yeah. I don't know why half my screen is dark for some reason. That's part of our yard. Okay, okay you guys. I'll pet you, too.

Why are the floor air vents positioned in the middle of the rooms? Typically they are positioned about six inches away from the wall.

The stove is missing a rear burner and all four burner drip bowls.

>>466581
It's 500 a month, ofc there's gonna be fucking vents in the middle of the room, it's a hell hole.

>>466581

Typical ductwork layout in a double wide mobile home.

Why is everyone so obsessed whether she lives in a trailer or not? They're super common in the US, it's not really a big deal.

Raven has done far worse than living in a trailer. Fuck, she's doing far worse now. It's bordering on derailment with people fighting about air vents and what kind of home she's in. She's not living on her "I barely know him and have never met him irl until two weeks ago" boyfriends mothers couch, so it's a million steps up from that shit.

>>466585
Well anon, is actually kinda funny.
She told everybody that they would be living in a motel while Josh fixed their "dream house" for them.
But now she lives in a trailer park, by the road, in a asbestos filled hell hole, with no couch…
Also, trailer are super commom among white trash redneck people, like Mr. Momo himself. So yeah, everytime I see those vents, I laugh.

>>466585
Fucking chill, it's okay if you live in a trailer, anon.

It's a shithole that they had to quickly snatch up because Raven would have been on his ass(and probably was) if he didn't get something fast. But seeing as how they've been planning this for a "while", they should have had plenty of time to find a better place.

Hagraven likes to brag which is why people are on her ass about it.

>>466579 Thanks for transcript.

>So his nephew talks to me a lot.

Ewwwwwwww, creepy how couchboy's nephew gets first mention in family connections. Stay away from him Gravy.

>>466590
isn't Mr. Momo's nephew like… 8 or something?

>>466579
Goddamn, this woman is such a fucking gasbag! I mean, bad enough she has to go into minute detail about even the dullest bits of her life, but she repeats every fucking thing three times!!

Bless the anon that is transcribing these videos. Because not only can I not watch the damn things, but I can’t even read the entire transcript. Listening to her blather on about herself bores the shit outta me.