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Chris was spotted vandalizing a Sonic Boom display in a GameSpot. He assaults the security guard on the way out with pepper spray.
A call made by a CWC ween states that the police were called, but the employee is indecisive on if he is going to press charges.
Another call made by 4chan's /v/ claims that the employee will be pressing charges.
Information gleaned from a recording of police broadcast traffic gives more insight into the situation and can be found in this post: http://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-chan-sighting-at-gamestop-with-video.6732/page-38#post-460766
Found here originally (with video): http://monozettai.tumblr.com/post/106261810945/so-i-ran-into-someone-today-while-i-was-waiting
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE
Chris now identifies as a transgendered lesian male fwith a female soul (https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/722498814511267?pnref=story
). The SJWs at Tumblr are in an uproar at anyone who refers to Chris as a male, but they will surely stop whiteknighting for him once they realize they are better off without him.
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Wow, talk about hardcore weening. Anyways, here's his charge. 6th degree felonies and apparently he wasn't on probation because that would be an extra charge.
the apology letters, this incident, and his subsequent response to it together all make me worry if he's going to try to anhero by cop sometime in the future. he is literally living in his own reality at this point. the pain and suffering of other people caused by him isn't real to him. his comics are more real to him than anything else and if hes willing to appear in public looking like that and acted like that, its fair to assume that he's retired completely into that world.
he NEEDS to be fucking institutionalized after he gets out of jail, this kid's issues go far beyond just having autism. otherwise who is to say he wont go adam lanza status, somehow get a hold of a gun and try to get the cops to take him out after he takes other people out. i really think people should appreciate better how mentally far gone he is.
Best thing I've read all day.
>NOT Looking for Trouble, and then HE Startled Me, similar to a potential Rapist in a Dark Alley in a big city
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He is suggesting that Sega should be sued for not changing Sonic's arm color and ultimately being at fault for this Ass Manager getting maced.
I dunno. I kind of agree with >>35081
. Chris has no basis in reality. What we see as hyper masculine could be seen by him as TRIUMPHANT WOMYN TAKIN CHARGE Y'ALL.
Well damn. He's lucky he wasn't on probation, also in case anyone is out of the loop on what the 6th degree is
"Felony cases range in seriousness from first-degree through sixth-degree. You'll often hear them referred to as "F5" or "F6," etc. The lower the number, the more serious the offense. For example first-degree murder is an F1, or first-degree felony. "
So basically deep doo doo, but since he's autistic and nuts, he'll get off scot free I'm sure.
Oh man this is going to be glorious, I'm making a sandwich to read with this.>>35145
Exactly, SJW is the natural transition for him. It allows for his hatred of men to be justified, it allows him to feel special, it allows him to feel it's ok to while away his life in his room because he's a 'womyn'.
He reminds me of that ahuvia harel guy
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All I know is that I would love to get a job as an Ass Manager.
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Isn't sega allowed to do whatever they want with their intellectual property anyway?
If they want to start marketing sonic as a toy for babies eclusively, they can do so. They can turn sonic's arms into giant cocks if they want.
What makes chris think he's entitled to a say in sonic's design?
Here's the wiki article for the whole chrischan 'blue arm' saga http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonic_Boom_Protests
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>I've had to briefly explain my reasons and the Protest, and told them that they should NOT BE SELLING THE BLUE_ARM_BANDIT GAMES IN THE FIRST PLACE. AND THAT THEY SHOULD SEND ALL OF THEIR REMAINING STOCK OF SONIC BOOM GAMES AND STUFF BACK TO SEGA, TO MAKE THEM CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! They did nothing.
I can't this is too much, someone hold my sides
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>I also HAD Hidden ALL of the Blue Armed Sonic Toys at Toys ''R'' Us here, concealed hidden amongst their metal cupboards, so they ALL would NOT be SOLD, and Best Boycotted for The Protest! They remained hidden for the longest time of over a Month; found and reshelved near the 20th of December to my personal dismay and crestfall. And at Best Buy, ALL Copies of THEIR Sonic Boom Games are STILL SUCCESSFULLY CONCEALED AND HIDDEN from View AND Purchase!
Just when I think this rant can't get any worse, it does. I don't think I'll make it to the end
4chan is dead, I think it's against the rules to 'talk about individuals' anyway.
8chan is the place to go for those threads.
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Nah man, chris is a 1/10, PT is more like 4/10
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looks like the shouty busdriver lady from southpark
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>"Look for severe childhood disturbances associated with violence. Our Chris-chan wasn't born a criminal, Julie. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Chris hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a transsexual. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying."
I've never met any lesbians that hated men. I believe it's just tumblr that supports this idea that trans and lesbians have legitimate struggle with ACTUAL MEN and not policy that hurts gender identify and sexuality.
Who would ever know that Chris-Chan would find the mis-guided, bitter, uneducated hateful ally that is SJWs.
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chris is dumb but not much of a storyteller, he did actually fuck a hooker he found on Backpage. that being said i'm sure it DID go horribly, i mean this is chris we're talking about. that woman probably left with one of the most…"interesting" experiences of her life.
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just found this on the sonichu boom fb group
leaked fb messages show him bragging about it.
[censored]: What is this task?
cwc: Alright. [censored] has set up a new OKCupid account for me with some info in the Profile, which I updated some of which. She had chosen and contacted a few women on there, but her choices were, shall we say, visible mite over a guessing 200 per woman (I state that with no offense meant to any of them). I prefer the average to slender; Maybe some small amount of tummy over, you may understand. [censored] gave up on contacting women for me; she did try very well to help me the best she was able to. I got a spot of nerve to contact a few myself, but no one replied. I asked [censored]; entrusted her with the details; she must have been too busy with her own life.
Now, I am settling for the "rest", so to speak. I am STILL very shy, and I have been very busy and stressed lately. I am asking you to find and contact some women local to me (with at least 50% match, and acceptable body type; no black women (not a racist; I just really do not feel comfortable dating them, and I have hung out with a few black women in my time; I [message cuts off]
Also, to take you up on your previous offer, can you PayPal me $20 for Gasoline, or rush a Sheetz gift card of the amount? The tank in our van is running low.
[censored]: I thought you had money now. how do you expect me to help contact women? i don't know anybody in virginia. i'm sorry [censored] didn't visit you.
cwc: Money has become tight again; went through the commission from Jennifer quick; a drawing piece with her drag race car. $200 went quick in my mother's shopping list and food, as well as the payment on my Toys R Store [sic] card.
You do not have to know anything about here to pretend to be me in a greeting. Do what you would normally do when flirting with a woman to get her response. I may even learn from you. All I'm asking is for you to find them and begin conversations with the first message. You won't have to send more than one message per woman.
cwc: I find it awkward and difficult for me to make the first conversation move in the message. I seem to come off awkward or something. They're not responding.
Just do what is normal: spot the best matches (high income with a job for her would be good), start the conversation with your version if [sic] "Hey there, Good-Lookin"" [sic] or whatever, and flirty openers.
OKCupid finds the women in Virginia. You don't have to know them personally. Check their Profile, Photos and Details. Oh, and Do Not answer any questions on OKC's Q&A set; I have already answered hundreds of them.
[censored]: Chris, you're asking me to commit fraud by false identity by pretending to be you. what kind of groceries does your mom need $200 for??!!
cwc: Alright forget the money. It is not fraud. All I am asking is making Greetings, Not entire conversations. I am not a flirting artist, and I more often than naught [sic] Blank Mind Out and Freeze Up.
cwc: Look, here's the info; log in and see for yourself.
[censored]: Look, i can give you advice on what you should say, but i'm not going to do it for you.
cwc: Alright. I am listening.
[censored]: Don't use pickup lines. just tell her you think she's cool and you want to chat.
cwc: Really; "I find you very cool; would you like to chat a while over a light beverage?" Is it REALLY THAT Simple?!!
[censored]: The way you put it looked stilted and unnatural, have you listened to how people actually talk?
cwc: I have listened to how people talk throughout my life. Stilt and Unnatural; NOW do you see why I require Someone else to do the greetings for me, or that SHE has to make the first move?!
[censored]: It was just so… Fake. you can't just be talking to them to get a girlfriend. you need to be genuinely interested in the person and stop being self conscious and she'll talk to you. asking for a beverage date in the first message is a bad idea. i meant just chat in messages. it looks like you only know how to talk about yourself. ask her what her favorite things are and why she likes them and she'll blab for ages.
cwc: I am well aware to let her talk about herself and all that. I was not meaning to sound fake; it is called sincerity.
Yeah, in any case, it is Not that simple.
[censored]: I'm sorry to tell you this, but i'm not a big ladies man myself. i only have gal pals.
cwc: What?!! I thought this whole time you were the total opposite of what you are saying now.
UGH!!! You are really letting the oxygen out of my tank here!!!
[censored]: Why did you think that? i told you those things when you first contacted me. in any case the stuff i'm telling you is not irrelevant. i used to be like you and had to learn how to socialize. tell me, do you really want to have a beverage with strangers you don't evem [sic] know yet from a dating site?
cwc: Call me Old, and Old-Fashioned, but I Super Seriously Feel that conversation over a light beverage in a public place shortly after first contact, IS FAR SUPERIOR. Why the hell (now after all of the deceptive theoretical exes I have had to suffer after each breakup before meeting; all of them never really got to know me In Person. The Only Exception being that one woman liked me through that brown shirt Fake me (her name escapes my memory at the moment); She actually met me in person and liked ME better for the while until when he faked his hostage shit then flew the coop, leaving her at the alter. [sic]
I will not be having extensive conversations with damn faking Anons (for all I would know) upon initial; SHE HAS to Meet Me In Person Near Immediately, and therefore I extend the invitation to a pleasant conversation and light beverage in the public setting. I am NOT going to wait WEEKS TO MONTHS to Hopefully meet up, only to be Broken Up before we even Really got started AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
Also, either I missed that detail when you stated it, or more likely I ended up forgetting it. My bad.
Also, either I missed that detail when you stated it, or more likely I ended up forgetting it. My bad.
Also, either I missed that detail when you stated it, or more likely I ended up forgetting it. My bad. [sic (as in he really sent this three times)]
[censored]: That girl with the fake chris was kacey. they were both trolls. she never cared about you. i hate dating sites. don't they go against your beliefts of meeting people in person?
[censored]: Do you think [censored] likes you?
[censored]: That girl defending your Facebook statuses, she looks legit. i think you should private message her and tell her thank you. she likes legos.
I can't find her; does she have a username different from "[censored]?"
cwc: I am drawing Mazarea in a "Flight Over Cwcville" with Angelica now.
Shortly after this is done, Bananasaur plays Scrabble with Punchy.
[censored]: Her username is [censored] (on your violin status)
[censored]: Those drawings sound awesome. can we pm on Facebook? it takes a long time for me to text.
cwc: Found her; she's okay looking in her photos. I'll ask you to communicate with her further to verify her identity, and let you get back to me.
cwc: Nah, I'm not changing my window, and besides I will need to get back to work.
cwc: Seriously, though, for your consideration, do yourself a really big favor: go on Craigslist for your area; find yourself a ho to play with; dump your virginity. For me it was the BEST thing I was ever able to do for myself, TWICE. Now I don't feel as bad, because I won't be dying an untouched virgin. And I have not obsessed about sex so much since then.
Plus, she was a nice woman (the one I did it with); caring mother of two; half Cherokee; she was really good. You pick yourself a winner from your local area, kid. Give yourself the life-changing event, and you won't have to worry about it anymore. Alright, I'll check ya later.
[censored]: You're talking about a prostitute! do you even know how horrible that is?
[censored]: [censored] told me she is not a troll.
cwc: Quote me now: Abstinence is a Really Big, Bad Joke.
I will need more to go on than "I am not a troll"
Anyway, take my advice as you will and suit yourself. But I am serious: Abstinence is a Really Big, Horrible Joke.
[censored]: Did you finish the drawings?
cwc: They will be shipped as late as this coming Tuesday.
cwc: All four of them have their certificates and are in a yellow envelope with your name and address on it.
[censored]: So they are all in the post office?
cwc: I am afraid not yet, because I am still short funded. To make sure my family and I were fed after the last paid commission input, I required a more quick way to withdraw from PayPal than transferring to the bank(two or so DAYS). And I found out Target online accepts PayPal, so I purchased gift cards to buy us food more swiftly. Too much. We will be getting our SSI tomorrow, or I may finally get a check in the mail from a dude who intends to buy the violin. He mailed it like last Tuesday from CT. Not sure if it's US or Canada CT or whatever.
[censored]: Text me when it all ships.
cwc: Will do
[censored]: I am sorry i overreacted. i was slow in the mind and had bad judgement.
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"I find you very cool; would you like to chat a while over a light beverage?"
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for those of you who don't have accounts/don't want him to see you visited his profile to subsequently message/stalk you for the rest of your life
Couple of things.
>Native American>body type average>menage a trois with two women
>Says he's a transwoman, but identifies his sex as a male.
>Says he's a lesbian but will also date straight women.
>He will date someone who is up to nine years younger than him, but not one year older.
He never took drugs?
Imagine chrischan on shrooms or acid. This needs to happen.
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I'm willing to bet money that given how easily he's influenced by television and movies that this is what he thought he was doing. Being an empowered womyn.
OH MY GOD
GOD BLESS WHOEVER DREW THIS
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ask and ye shall receive
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both of these were posted in the 24 hours or so. it's only a matter of time now before he ends up in the crazy house or the big house.
It's a tragic love story, where the man loves his lover so much it may kill him or get him in trouble.
Ahem, except in this case, let's switch the lover with Sonic.
oh it's not just a passing interest
he used to collect the old gen toys and draw the old mlps
he loves mlp fim as evidenced by his review of equestria girls, desire to own a rare derpy collectable card, the kooky dashy debacle and mostly in the recent incident when he maced that store employee, he was wearing glasses from a MLP toy set
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Nah, he'll make it. He has a pretty badass reputation.
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I HOPE HE'S ACCEPTING PREORDERS
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What do we put for the game he's from?
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Nothing happened. Just continued, as per usual.
Chris-chan (excuse me, Christine-chan) is really turning out to be a sweetheart from the ground up!
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In case you wanted the full version.
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My body wasn't ready.
I mean I've seen Chris in compromising positions and situations for years, but the wink and the pasties are my breaking point.
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His facial expression literally says "Ladies, hold your orgasms"
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Delusional, clearly. Tried to get lucky and not even them wanted to touch him with a 10 foot pole, so he turned online again.
Can't wait for the new drama this is going to bring.
Holy shit she's totally twinning with Chris.
But she also kind of reminds me of Melissa McCarthy.
are you guys stupid
she is a troll, just a shitty one
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Hay. Have some respect for yoself gurlfran. You can do better than a CWC clone.
You should just date the real Chris chan.
Take one for the team friend.
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anyways attached is his dating ad that he posted on youtube.
the email is Anightinchristine@gmail.com.
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oh my god
>>209477>mfw I was at a Gamestop inside a Simon mall this afternoon.
The fuck does he even need to go to gamestop for anyway? He hasn't got a job or money. Is he one of those wankers that just goes in and plays on the test consoles for hours? I bet he is. ffs.
Right. He doesn't have to use his tugboat for rent and bills and shit like that. So he can buy vidya.
I still think he's probably one of those wankers who just stands around and plays on the test consoles in GameStop until they ask him to leave tbh tho.
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I am laughing my ass off. Poor Chris.
so he tried to get his ban removed from the local store and now cannot go to any in his state? If he hadn't made a complaint it would have just been the local store, he made it worse lol
maybe if he keeps fighting the ban it'll go national ban
He might have to actually drive to Ohio or smth to get his amiibo toys now.
Did you watch the video tho?
I laughed so hard I cried. BATTLETOADS!!
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Never fear, anon. Make your etsy order now to get it by Christmas!
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He also posted his address, just in case you wanted to send him a Christmas present.
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I don't know what to feel after watching this>mfw chris brings out those vibrating things
>>211850>Bring your own sign
Ya sure Chris. I'll bring a sign… signing the checques and receipts when I'm buying xmas gifts for my cousins. You know what? Chris's boycott of gamestop is making me want to even try and find shit there for my parents this holiday season. They're not game or tech savvy at all, but maybe this is the year to get them into it.
>A lot of people are banned for NO REASON
People get banned from shops, pubs, and other spaces because they make employees and paying customers uncomfortable. ffs.>Battletoads
The way he lists all the places he can still get his damn amiibo toys he really sounds like he's lost it.
And also as a queer person I've never felt discriminated against in gamestop. But I dunno maybe my local gamestop is actually cool? I'd even go work there if I didn't already work fulltime honestly.
Tbh I laughed when he started trying to rally the LGBTQ community against his ban from Gamestop, I wanted to point out all of the Gamestops near me have gay men and/or lesbeans working at them. Not exclusively, but you know, they're still there, and many have been for years. I know he's autistic but I think the way he's trying to say just because he got banned for his behavior, that everyone in 'his communities' are being discriminated against.
But what am I saying? Classic Chris-chan.
lol remember when Chris hated "da homos" though? But yeah now that he sees himself as a part of this community, he's suddenly ok with them and will champion for their causes.
At least that's progress I guess…?
Ya I know.
Still not sure if it's funny gross or just regular gross tbh.
The irony of Chris's views now versus Chris's views five years ago is just… i dunno.
the fuck is wrong with his face
its like he's being assfucked the entire time
Chris will never learn the bloody difference between a troll and a genuine person though (see: his ongoing friendship with "kim") so he probably thinks this person is supporting him for real.
Surprised he didn't get mad about this kid calling him a man tho. Like isn't misgengedering a huge issue with tumblrtots? Kind of telling that he's not blown up about it.
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Looks like it got canceled. Figures.
>>221380>no mtf trannies despite chris ""being one"">only natural born women
fucking hell, chris. You can tell he just uses this "im a woman" shit to get close to ""real women""
What a fool, but what else is new.
ughhhhh he's got grandma boobs.>>221361
"We have agreed"… nice to see that Kim/Marvin still his hand firmly up Chris's ass.
watching that makes me feel like I've been dosed with something
what the fuck is up with the framing of the shot warping around like that?
He just made a fb status saying someone bought him one
I want to know who that person was and slap them
Bleh. Have they not only just moved back into 14bc within this past year and he's already managed to pack his room with this much shit? Looking at that clutter is triggering
I grew up in a hoarder house too, although not as bad as 14bc. And I've had to move back to said hoarder house recently upon finishing college and starting a job that doesn't pay enough. Every other room in the house is full of random shit, mostly crafting stuff and books that my mom said she'd use but has not and probably never will. My room? Clean. I don't buy shit that I don't already have a place for (and no, on my desk doesn't count as a putting away place lol).
Chris blames his mum for his house being messy af, like saying she always brings shit home from goodwill, but he does the same. It's weird af but maybe i just don't understand it because i did different.
Sage because dear diary
It's not unusual for children of hoarders to become hoarders themselves, especially when the hoarding results from a mental illness that is genetic in origin.
I'm not saying that you're wrong - plenty of children of hoarders are non-hoarders or even clean-freaks - just that there's really nothing surprising about his hoarding.
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He’s at it again. Asking for $600 (and “someone” gave it to him.)
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someone draw a mutilated dead sonichu please
This is so incredibly autistic>>680730
Yeah, Chris is Christine now and has been trans for a few years now. He's stuck with it so I guess it's real?
I don't feel this is a fair trade. CWC's autograph has to be far more valuable than most garden variety artist alley offerings.>>680580
I stumbled across some videos not long ago where he was hanging out with some teenagers, exploring an abandoned building and stuff. No doubt they were doing it for the lols, but they were really respectful of him and humouring his absurdities. I thought it was cute.
ooft. It's so sad. what the fuck happened to this person jesus christ.
I hope he's a piece of shit or it's tragic.
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Have you seen the ledger of debt in their ongoing debtor suits?
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Are anons aware of this specimen, Jacob Sockness?
Not legally, no, but if a debtor calls you up about your deceased family member's debt and get you to agree to pay it, it becomes yours, and I sincerely doubt Chris knows that he can say no.
Also, I'm pretty sure Barb had Chris co-sign on a lot of these cards, anyway, so it's a moot point.
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Of course they are allowing the feral yard colony to run amok unfettered as is the Chandler way.
But I'm sure all the kitties are predetermined to survive The Merge, so no worries!
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For context, Chris took these in April.
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Saw this posted on KF but I can't find any other confirmation. Do you guys think this legit?
Chris just tweeted that it was fake (on the “Magi-Chan” account, because Chris and Magi-Chan have “switched bodies”).
Anyway, she’s not dead.
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If there was ever a time to tune into the goings on in CWCville it would be NOW. Jacob Sockness has booked a one way trip to Branchland Court and arrives Saturday.https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sockness-planning-a-several-month-visit-with-chris.58892/post-5377694
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I would not be surprised if Chris catches an STD–er, I mean, a magical pox from the ethereal realm sent to cause discord in da true and honest Blood Mojo~
This faggot sends me rapey vibes. And apparently he has a rich, older man sugar daddy that he sleeps with. Which means he's likely slept around with a lot of other gay men and is about to bag Chris. I don't think this toothless mental midget is the type to be careful or not try to take Chris's ass while he sleeps. This is genuinely horrific.
Have you seen the size of his peen in his naked dancing video? Penetration is highly unlikely.
He posted some graphic fic on Reddit but I haven't been able to find it again on KF (shit's spread out across three threads).
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You joker, you! Ugh.
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Imagine being dumped by Chris Chan.
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Chris got himself one hot boyfriend. He'd have to be incredibly stupid to pass this guy up. He's really hot, if Chris don't want him, I'll take him. He's gorgeous, especially on the dance floor.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Chris Chan has one hot boyfriend. I wish he was mine. Oh baby what a sexy man she has. He is so wildly hot! I hope they break up so I can sweep in and take him away! WOW! HOT!(ebin trole xd)
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It's a false flag.
Middle maiden name of decedent's mother is Elizebeth. Not Edna.
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Christine has a beautiful man that loves her fully and openly witch is the best type of man.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)