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No. 354315
Back at it again with the attacks against Eugenia Cooney, demanding she'd get removed from YouTube immediately due to
triggered fans.
Finally reveals he'd been dating Hannah Minx for a week (lol).
Sarah left as of this week (or did she)?
Still hanging out with Billy the fat fuck and has recently made a video with him and the Hannah Minx knockoff.
No dramu as of yet but we'll just wait and see!
Previous thread:
>>>/pt/350005 No. 354320
>>354317Good job, anon.
But he dated Hannah for two weeks until she dumped him over the phone for saying "I love you" after a week.
And Eugenia called him out???
I didn't see this in the last thread and I even skimmed it with ctrl+F just now.
Maybe finally she'll finally file a report with Youtube and get him removed from the damn site. It's sad to see her videos get dislike bombed by onionfans.
No. 354336
>>354323Thank you, that's what I meant.
>>354320Thanks! I got confused about the Hannah Minx weeks lol, sorry about that!
No. 354337
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He just can't leave her in peace, can he?
Grease, you're 31 years old, married and with children… you are pining over a teenage girl who wants to move on with her life without you in it.
No. 354344
>>354337OMG this dude's getting fucking creepier by the minute! Holy shit!
I am second-hand shutting for her
No. 354351
>>354343What I don't understand is how Sarah and Lainey think this is really normal behaviour for someone (Grease)… or any of their family on the whole.
What fucking bizzaro world do we live in.
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>>354337Hmmm… I wonder who this could POSSIBLY be about?
No. 354393
>>354392Yeah, with that and this
>>354337 he's attempting to get around her again.
No. 354398
>>354392What is he trying to say here? That he gives "pretty people" a pass for being assholes? Wow what a hypocrite but that's nothing new.
God he's so thirsty, it's disgusting.
No. 354399
>>354398Billie also tweeted she was having a good day.
I wouldn't be surprised if they were still in contact, Billie needs someone to buy her makeup, and garbs needs someone to stroke his ego.
No. 354402
>>354399I hope you're wrong anon, after all he put her through; does she really bee to sacrifice her dignity (again)?
You better not let us down, Billie!
No. 354409
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A friendly reminder this dude is 31 years old.
No. 354411
>>354403>If you're very attractive, people will bend over backward just to be around youOnly if those people don't have spines or self esteem. Attractive people might get away with more than the regular person, but there's still a limit.
>>35440931 years old and a professional "comedian" and this is his comeback? Wow.
>>354399>>354402I don't think she will (fingers crossed) because he pretty much humiliated her for all his fans to see. There's no way she could go back without getting bombarded on all sides. His fans would want to know wtf she was doing and so would hers.
No. 354424
>>354411>>354415Maybe I haven't hit the age where people are less shallow? Because it seems to me like there isn't no limit to what beautiful people can get away with, at least in my friend circles.
sage for OT, since this really has nothing to do with the thread
No. 354431
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Uhh why is he naked???
No. 354447
>>354424I dunno how old you are, anon, but, yeah, there's an age where people wise up and stop letting good looking people get away with shit. I had a friend who was the ~hot girl~ in our circle of friends who was objectively horrible e.g. stole boyfriends, turned people against one another, would ruin other people's relationships for fun by starting rumors, would fuck with boyfriends to the point where two attempted suicide and she thought it was funny. When we got into our early to mid 20's, she was shocked she couldn't manipulate people as easily and that guys wouldn't put up with her shit anymore. People get to an age where they realize "Why should I stick keep dating a hot person who's fucking terrible when I could just find somebody I'm attracted to who won't make my life hell?" and you absolutely reach an age where good looks do not matter whatsoever when you're making friends because wanting to be liked by somebody hot and popular is no longer a priority.
Gerg is stuck, mentally, around 18 or younger if he still gives hot people a pass, but…we already knew he was stunted as fuck.
Sage for OT.
No. 354452
>>354431>>354432as someone who doesn't visit this thread, these two screencaps of this nut are hilarious without context.
sage for ot faggotry
No. 354486
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oh no is it happening? they interact a lot on twitter…
uugghh
No. 354590
>>354486There's some debate as to whether or not Gerg is trying to lure her into the mcmansion. Somebody pointed out she has a boyfriend and her own life in LA, that their friendly Twitter interactions could just be because Plainey is buddies with her already, but I'm really starting to suspect this is their next mark. Plainey and Gerg are both flirty with her online, Plainey's friendship with her could be used to exploit her trust and lure her in, plus Gerg can't deal with the horror of
just fucking his wife. They're probably desperate to bring in a new concubine by now.
It's weird because she's a really good looking girl with nice taste in fashion and good makeup skills, but Gerg usually sneers at girls who look/dress like her because they're too "basic" for the Mr. I-Have-A-Boner-For-Goth-Girls. This girl could seriously do so much better, I hope she doesn't end up pinned underneath Gergs greasy, pimply body as Plainey cries 20 ft away.
No. 354600
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New video: Onion and TayTay showing us haturz who's boss…and failing!
No. 354611
>>354590Greg might be well aware that she has a boyfriend. Considering the last few attempts at a three person relationship didn't work out due to Lainey being jealous (or "negative" as he puts it, lmao) maybe he has convinced her that this time it will be beneficial to them both (i.e. Greg gets to fuck some fresh, new woman while Lainey is kept busy in another room…)?
It seems pretty likely to me as they're probably avoiding teens now after the recent scandal so maybe becoming swingers might be the next logical step for Greg to live out his fantasy of fucking two women at once.
>>354600Also, why was this filmed in their guest house? Is there something in the main house they don't want us to see?
No. 354613
>>354611Also, it's pretty obvious to us now at this point that Lainey is not interested in sex with women, it's just something to fill a gap in her Tumblr bio. She seems fine kissing and cuddling with them but is too jealous to feed Greg's fantasy.
If they do manage to become swingers, it will distract Lainey with a man (as we all know, she's find having sex with men).
No. 354614
>>354611Wait, sorry if I misunderstood, but are you theorizing they might get into couples swinging? Because Gerg is insanely jealous when it comes to Lainey even mentioning she thinks a guy is hot, he's super threatened by other men.
I remember Max Landis said in an interview "Men who're completely fine with their girlfriends fooling around with other women, but freak out if they did the same with another man, don't see women as people. They don't feel threatened and don't see it as cheating because they see women as objects. Any normal person would see both scenarios as cheating". I'm paraphrasing, but I think he hit the nail on the head. Gerg could NEVER handle having a poly relationship where Lainey has a boyfriend and is completely fine with her fucking other women because he's fetishizing the act, he's viewing the secondary relationship and their sex life as entertainment for himself rather than seeing a chick Lainey dates as an actual person.
Does that make sense? Max Landis explained it better, I think.
No. 354620
>>354614Yeah that's what I meant but now that you mention it, he is very possessive. It was the only way I could imagine they would be flirting with an already taken girl.
What you said makes perfect sense and it summarizes Greg really well. Especially since Greg was very anti-bisexual women up until he realized he could force his wife to be one for his own sexual desire.
I can't imagine why they'd be flirting with an already taken woman though and it really does seem like they're flirting, judging by Lainey's past messages to Billie/Sarah.
No. 354625
>>354620I think the only thing stopping me from considering it's an option for them, is the boyfriend… especially if that boyfriend is not into the idea of sharing her.
Grease is sexist in every way, not just to the opposite sex but to his own as well… he feels extremely threatened by gays because he has a weird inferiority complex that he disguises with arrogance and an over-inflated ego, they're competition who just want to take his sex objects away.
The flirtations could also be a ruse to stir up drama, he knows we watch him like a hawk and the feeling is mutual with him. It'll be interesting to investigate her relationship situation, do we know anything about them?
No. 354629
>>354625>Grease is sexist in every way, not just to the opposite sex but to his own as wellSpeaking of which, does Grease actually fancy himself a feminist or egalitarian or whatever label he's barely researched and is applying to himself this month or does he recognize that he's a shitty,
shitty feminist? I asked some feminist friends who know about Grease and asked them what their takes were on him, the consensus was that nobody wants him as an ally. He treats women like shit and makes feminism look bad (and feminism already looks pretty bad these days).
I just can't tell if he's serious and proud of how he's
such a good guy, standing up for women because
he respects them, goddammit or if he's just pandering to the SJW demographic in his audience that Lainey draws in.
No. 354630
>>354625i think they're both acting flirty so they can convince everyone else that "See? This is just how we talk to our friends. No sexual strings attached!!"
mercades has been lainey's friend for a while and she's been pretty disinterested in her since she's not a possible girlfriend. now with all this sarah drama happening, suddenly all three of them are besties? whatever. lainey and onion are awful to their friends when they can't have sex with them.
No. 354632
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He's such an egotistical prick
No. 354633
>>354629It's the latter, he's just pandering to a wider audience because his subscription count hasn't been growing… his new outlook is meant to attract the more open-minded crowd, and you can guess for what reason.
>>354630Good point, not just to nullify the negative reactions to his fetishes, but they're probably also trying to prove "Hey look! This girl is in her 20's, we're not into underage girls" as well.
>>354631All the damn time.
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>>354632You guys, I can't tell which one this is
…It's…Gerg, right? Zac? Gosh, I can never tell those two apart. That is an actual thing that happens all the time and is very true.
No. 354642
>>354636>>354632Well, Zac Efron
is well known for wearing an entire stick of concealer on his face as well as mascara in public on the regular. Perhaps the cashier was referring to the fact that Grug wears extremely obvious makeup over his horrorshow skin. That I would believe, because if it looks bad with his lights cranked to blinding in videos, it has to look horrific in person.
No. 354643
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>>354636You know who I think he looks like…I've been watching a lot of bad movie reviews lately and he looks like the dude that plays cool cat. Sage for OT
No. 354653
>>354650Oh it definitely makes things worse - getting concealer / makeup under the skin flakes causes more infection, using your dirty fingers to put it on your face - or a biohazard beauty blender - contributes to issues. You sweat under a heavy makeup layer.
I understand wearing makeup to cover your facial issues in public because of embarrassment, when it would be better to leave the skin protected under sunscreen and nothing else. But Greg puts on a full cake face every day at home so he can take potato selfies and make videos, he never gives his skin a rest. If he hasn't figured out how to actually care for his skin in his 30s I don't think he ever will. He's just gonna keep globbing on more layers and fucking his skin up, adding more scars and irritation.
I mean. I'm glad he keeps fucking up his face, he wasn't good looking to begin with (face structure of an ogre) but add in aggressive cosmetic treatments and daily war paint, and it lessens his chance of keeping young girls around once they see him IRL.
No. 354654
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>>354653I actually disagree. In old photos and the hair cut video you can see he's not bad looking. Not my type but not bad either. I am cringing as I type that.
I think his ugliness now comes from the bitterness inside. His eyes remind me of a chucky doll the way his does his makeup now
No. 354656
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>>354654>>In old photos and the hair cut video you can see he's not bad lookingUh, no. He's always had a caveman brow. He just had emo hair and when phone and web cameras weren't as sharp, you couldn't see just how jacked up his face is.
No. 354669
>>354659Yeah, Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo are a better comparison. I was thinking Fred and Rosemary West because of how everybody thought Rose was this bland, dull woman who was kinda cute when she was younger, but got homely with age. Plus, Fred started dating/fucking Rosemary when she was 15 or 16. Then later when they were caught, everybody was eager to pin it on Fred (and he was eager to take the blame, as you mentioned), but then it turns out the bland, full, homely Rosemary was just as much a perpetrator as Fred, she participated in the acts
and acted as the bait to attract young girls.
I think, in that way, Plainey and Grek are like Fred and Rosemary, but I agree that the actual relationship dynamic is more like Karla and Paul with a guy who's a control obsessed narcissist/psychopath whose word is law and gets his lackey, doormat, but equally fucked up wife to lure in and attack young girls.
They're like a combo of the two.
No. 354690
>>354632Getting some Kiki-vibes here. He totally makes things up, just to stroke his ego.
Like Keekz when she was in Japan years ago, telling people are calling her flattering names no one ever would.
"Omg Gargoyle, did someone tell you, you look like that sparkling kira kira piece of shit, Robert Pattinson has dumped on Twilight after taking a sparkling crap which also gave a not so sparkling crap? This looks so much like you. XD
_ ^_^"
No. 354698
>>354637>>354638>>354639unless it was a typo, the cashier was a "he" which shows even more how egotistical he is that he thinks normally functioning men with jobs would watch his channel. as disgusting as it is to say, you know the majority of his fanbase is underage girls and edgy tween boys.
also, its just an unbelievable story in general because men dont tend to comment on other men's looks like that.
No. 354699
>>354658Not just messy eyebrows - his actual brow bone is Neanderthal-like, and his entire forehead has been deeply ridged since his teens. This is not an attractive person. And now that he tried to botox his deep forehead creases into oblivious, his brow is slipping over his brow bone even further - that's not a unibrow in the middle of his forehead, it's an actual fold of skin.
I will never understand how people can wave away the myriad defects in Greg's appearance because they thought his emo hair was cute back in myspace days. Like, get over the early shoops and angles: the man is ugly, has always been ugly, and is getting uglier.
No. 354712
>>354698Right, which means Gerg has been standing in front of the mirror, preening and posing (while his kids are crying somewhere in the house) and his delusional, batshit mind came to the conclusion "Y'know what? I look like Zac Efron!"
Narcissism overload.
No. 354720
>>354699I don't think he is that bad looking. Like there are worse out there. To each there own I guess.
His ugly personality outshines hs physical features.
No. 354727
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>>354632Shut the fuck up onion. The only person you (kinda) look like is Richard Spencer.
No. 354734
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Is this what a caveman looks like?
No. 354736
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I'm sick of these fucking posts.
Nobody believes you look younger, faggot. Everyone knows in the new picture you're using a good angle, have good lighting, are wearing a lot of makeup and raising your eyebrows, those things will make anyone look younger. Fuck.
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If Neanderthals cut their hair
>>354736Isn't that around the time he starts stalking-I mean, talking to his soon to be wife? (He wasn't even 15 when it was taken!)
No. 354748
>>354746What's with his dress sense? Besides his hideous, greasy hair, his style isn't even emo. It screams "15 year old boy with zero taste". I was starting to think he really had just been wearing the same clothes since he started his channel. Then again, I think he does throw some new shit in there now and again, but…like, where does he even find that shit? How does he find clothes that go with such a specific and bizarre aesthetic? He dresses like nobody I've ever seen before and, no, Gergles, that is
not a compliment.
Whenever I see him (I think his style has something to do with it, I don't know how) he looks like he smells like a dirty 4 year old. Does anybody know what I mean? That weird, musty, gross little kid smell? Not "dirty diapers", but…grody 4 year old. My friends little brother and other little kids I've met give off that unfortunate odor and, for some unknown reason, Gerg looks like he reeks of it.
No. 354755
>>354754This is Lolcow, we shit on everyone's looks and style, not just personality alone.
You could say the same for those other ratchet bitches here too…
No. 354784
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>>354600That's the face of someone dead inside
No. 354795
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>>354736Topkek, as if.
Post a real "age 31" picture, Greg. I can help you.
No. 354796
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>>354741This was all I could see
No. 354819
>>354808Why is he SO RED.
>>354809And why is his skin SO BUMPY? Also I just want to bathe him in toner, his pores are so fucking
triggering. His nose looks more like the surface of the moon than human skin holy fuck.
No. 354822
>>354813She definitely isn't. She just recently re-blogged a post on emotional abuse, and I'm going to assume it's in relation to grease.
I think he genuinely fucked her up.
No. 354826
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>>354809Every time I see this I think of a strawberry.
No. 354833
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lol I'm sure
No. 354839
>>354833Yeah, we called you a pedo because you went out of your way to move a minor across state lines so you could fuck her legally (though it's illegal to do so) and then groomed another minor, moved to her home state because it would be legal to fuck her in her own home state. Then, after awhile of being married to your child bride, she started aging and, well, gosh, fucking a 20 something year old woman just simply wouldn't do, so you started importing barely legal puss into your tacky mcmansion. Then after your barely legal tail ran out of your life like a bat out of hell, your shitty wife picked up on your habits, groomed a FOURTEEN YEAR OLD, brought her up to your fuck palace when she was 15/16 and y'all were happy until your partner in crime was found out as a co-pedo. Plus, you felt justified in rating underage girls and commenting on their half naked bodies, so justified, in fact, that you threw a fit when called out on it and tried to explain to everybody how it's perfectly fine to want to fuck girls under 18 as long as they look physically mature.
Nobody is impressed that you're still married to Plainey, Greg, it means jack shit. The fact that you started trolling your audience for underage/barely legal puss and weren't content fucking a grown woman speaks volumes. At this point, Lainey is no long a bright eyed, bushy tailed teenager, so she's more akin to bait/your grooming partner than she is your beloved wife.
And, for the record, stop trying to use the "I'm not a pedo, pedo's fuck YOUNG CHILDREN, I want to fuck kids with tits!" argument. People use "pedophilia" as a blanket term for any behavior where an adult is attracted to and/or fucking anybody under the legal age of consent, we all know it isn't, by definition, correct. You don't seem to grasp that ephebophilia is just as disgusting and immoral. Your SUPERIOR LOGIC is flawed. You're a sick fuck, Gerg, get your Humbert Humbert ass some fucking help.
Sage for long as fuck.
No. 354846
>>354840Very good point, anon. The length of a relationship isn't indicative of said relationship's quality.
Plenty of people stay with abusive partners because:
-They aren't financially capable of leaving (which I think Lainey mentioned as an issue when she tried to leave after the full body massage incident).
-Because leaving would be dangerous. The majority of women who are killed by their abusers are killed shortly after leaving the relationship.
-They aren't physically capable of leaving, e.g. Joseph Fritzl's daughter-wife.
-They aren't mentally/emotionally capable of leaving after years of the abuser fucking with their heads. Jaycee Lee Dugard had many opportunities to leave, but never fled because her captor manipulated her into thinking it wasn't even an option.
This isn't to say that Lainey is in danger of being murdered if she left nor is she being held physically captive, but being groomed by a grown man from a very young age has created a new, twisted version of "normal" for her. Plus, yeah, she has two very, very young children and no financial freedom. She might even feel like she has nowhere to go since Gerg has cut her off from her family. I'm not saying she's completely innocent in all of this, she groomed Sarah, ffs, and seems to have become quite a cunt. She's complicit in Gerg's fuckery at this point. I am saying Gerg's "LOOK, WE'RE STILL TOGETHER, I AIN'T NO PEDO AND EVERYTHINGS FINE, YOU HATERZZ!!" bullshit proves absolutely nothing. It's fucking bizarre that he even captioned the photo with that in the first place.
Sage for blog.
No. 354848
>>354846Additionally, it's very hard to leave your abuser once you have kids. Not only does it create a financial burden and make it hard to get a job for the wife (the kids have to be watched and that's expensive), you never really get away from him when you have kids. They will have some sort of visitation, and he WILL use that to continue to hurt you.
In Taylor's case ( I hate using her pretend name), she's in for a penny in for a pound with Greg in his abuse now. He did prey on her as a child, up to an including him moving states to fuck her legally and hiding their relationship from her family until she was pregnant (because he knew he was doing something wrong, which they would try to protect her from).
And, and this point, she's engaging in abuse of her own. However badly she's treated by him, she's now fully immersed in his way of thinking, and won't leave him. He will leave her as soon as the opportunity arises, and maybe once he's gone Taylor will have a chance to heal and realize the shitty behaviors she took on as her own.
No. 354854
>>354848Oh, god, yeah. I'd considered how much of a financial strain it would be on her if she left with the kids, but hasn't considered just how much of a living hell he'd make her life if she left.
I mean, she's been a stay at home wife and mother for years now. She mostly likely didn't work as a teen because Greg probably threw money at her like he does with everybody, another method of control ("now you owe me"), so she has either very little job experience with a
huge gap in her employment history or has zero job experience. A toddler, a baby and a practically blank resume does not bode well for a single mother. Also, you're right, he's the kind of guy who would use the kids as a tool to manipulate her.
Also, yeah, if they divorced, Greg would probably fight for sole custody out of spite. We've seen how nasty and spiteful he is towards ex friends and lovers and, god, he seriously holds onto grudges like his life depends on it.
He could use the fact he has a steady income and that she has barely any/zero ways to support the children against her. The courts would probably grant him full time custody and give her visitation rights. He's such a manipulative, spiteful piece of shit, I could see some parental alienation going down. Greg would paint himself as the only parent who cares. If mommy loved you she wouldn't have done this, mommy tore our family apart, mommy chose her abusive family over you, etc. while pulling little shitty moves to keep her from seeing them and then using that as further "proof" that he's the "good parent" as opposed to evil, evil mommy. If she didn't meet every demand of his, he'd report her to the court.
When divorced parents use the kids to get back at one another, in some sort of fucked up game, it makes me fucking sick.
No. 354858
>>354854>>354855I guess it will depend on which part of greg wins out: the part that utterly discards and vilifies anyone who used to be a part of his (i.e. leaving Taylor completely behind with the kids for a fresh, shiny new teen); or, the Greg who cannot stand being made to financially support someone he's no longer in complete control of and has no use for (i.e. being made to pay child and spousal support, something he vilifies Skye for to this day even though he basically stole their channel from her and harassed / exhausted her out of getting her fair share of their assets.)
If Greg loses his shit over support payments again, he may try to get full custody so that Taylor would have to pay HIM child support. He would consider this him winning, and would continue to pawn off childcare to a nanny and whatever teenager/s he's currently grooming in house.
If his desire to discard everything about her wins out, he'll leave her with the kids, and use them to harass her whenever he's bored.
We will get a divorce saga out of this, it's just a matter of when he finds someone younger and more vulnerable to take him up on his offer to leave Taylor and the kids.
No. 354863
>>354858Very, very true. I see him wanting to start his life all over again with some emo, nymphet fangirl while taking the self-righteous "As a feminist, I believe women are superior, especially as caregivers. A mother should always be with her kids" stance (THAT'S NOT WHAT FEMINISM IS JHFGHGHDF), but then he'll get increasingly butthurt about paying alimony/child support, claim Taylor's not fit to raise his children, claim sole custody and proceed to use the kids as a way to continue controlling her and making her life miserable. He'll also be thrilled if Taylor isn't able to make child support payments so he can play the hapless victim and sad, doting father who just wants the best for his children, but his
fucking ex clearly doesn't love them as much as he does. God, it's fucking sad.
No. 354871
>>354869>>people might start to think he's a badass>>Seriously though his skin doesn't look to badWhat crack are you smoking? In this photo, he looks like an ugga wugga caveman, and his skin is horrific - large pores, rosacea, bacterial acne (cause by dirty beauty bender or applications of makeup over dirty skin, or with dirty fingers.)
This is a great photo to post, it counters all of Grug's contrast cranked, filtered, emo bangs selfies of lies.
No. 354877
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>>354869Uhh, his skin doesn't look too bad? That's because he's filtered out the horrifically bad rosacea in that one.
As somebody who's had acne/rosacea for 13 years, yeah, a lot of it has to do with him wearing makeup, but that's also just him having
shitty skin. He doesn't wear foundation/concealer on his back or chest, yet both are still riddled with zits (see: MY VEGETARIAN BODY video).
My skin will get worse with certain brands of makeup (fuck you, MAC studiofix), but if he just looked into noncomedogenic brands, he'd stop making it even worse. Get some fucking Bare Minerals, Gerg. I also used to work at Sephora and I know for a fact you can find full coverage foundations that won't wreck your skin, like, Kat Von D makes a good one. It's a mix of him having unfortunately awful skin and also not taking care of it properly. He needs to get an oil free primer, makeup that won't clog his pores, wash his fucking face for once, use toner/astringent and use
tons of benzoyl peroxide, salicylic acid, glycolic acid and other shit. Go to a dermatologist, get on doxycycline. In the meantime, he looks like a fucking beast and
definitely shouldn't be making any videos that rate girls looks.
I'd think Lainey could give him some beauty tips, but we've all seen her makeup "skills".
No. 354897
>>354881Huh, I've never heard of that brand before. I'll check it out.
I'm sorry to hear about your eczema, anon, that must be hard. I recently had to go to a dermatologist because I developed seborrhea (thanks, life). Skin conditions are the worst.
I fucking love makeup, hence working at Sephora, so it irritates me to no end when I see Gerglez and Plainey fucking it up. I'd bet good money that neither of them wash their beauty blenders or brushes and that's
disgusting. Mixing full coverage (I assume he's using full coverage because professional lights will shine through lighter coverage foundation) foundation with filthy, bacteria riddled applicators is a recipe for disaster. I was taught that you need to wash your brushes once a week, though you should
seriously wash them once a month, and spraying them with isopropyl alcohol in between uses helps kill the bacteria. There's even a special formula for soaking/washing beauty blenders. I doubt they do anything remotely close to that. The two of them are just…ugh…like, seeing Lainey's makeup video set my teeth on edge because not only is she absolute shit at applying makeup, but higher quality brands like Too Faced are absolutely wasted on her. Before she had Greg's money, I'm sure she used Maybelline eyeshadow with the little, included foam applicator. Not hating on people who use drug store brands, we can't all afford Marc Jacobs tier shit, but…those little foam "brushes". No no no. No.
Sage for seriously OT bullshit blog ranting.
No. 354898
>>354871>>354877There
was a time where his face/skin was pretty clear, can't say the same about his greasy hair though…
>>354734>>354741 No. 354906
>>354903Really? As a teen, I was always prescribed benzoyl peroxide, salicylic acid and a sulfur wash to combat my acne and it worked. It made my skin worse in the beginning, like I broke out more at first while the rest of my face got dry/flaky, but almost all acne treatments make your skin worse before it gets better. It definitely helped me, just not as much as I'd have liked. I had moderate to severe acne and it just wasn't really what I needed.
Everybody's different, though. Like, when I went on Ortho Tri Cyclen birth control, it made my skin HORRIBLE and took ages to repair the damage it did while other people swear it did wonders for them.
Sage for OT
No. 354910
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New Speaks video: "I was in the military, see?! Stupid haturz!!!!"
No. 354911
>>354910He also forgot to censor his (old) last name and showed images of having his arms around his future (then)wife.
Howboudah, Lamo?
No. 354917
>>354910Was anybody actually questioning whether or not he was in the Air Force? Because I've only seen people questioning the validity of his stories about his time serving. Like, people who have served have called bullshit on multiple stories, saying that's not how things work in the Air Force/SERE. People have called shit on his claim that he was honorably discharged after refusing to shoot and skin a rabbit. One offense like that does not end up with you being discharged, you have to seriously fuck up multiple times and then that results in a dishonorable discharge. A veteran pointed out that for that to happen, you'd have had to rack up multiple illegal acts on your record, so the rabbit shit is complete bullshit that he made up since it fits in nicely with his "I am such a great guy and vegetarian, I respect all sentient life, lookit me go" persona. Somebody else said they know he lost his shit, stripped naked in front of a superior officer while screaming and that was why he was discharged. Gerg told that story at some point, cleaned up the details so he'd look less insane and tried to justify his actions by explaining "I was trying to make him understand that I was a human."
I don't know, he's just a fucking, lying moron. He's focusing on proving he was in the military instead of the accusations that he's lied quite a bit about his time serving, it's a strawman argument.
I'm sure most of y'all are familiar with the Onision Drama tumblr, but here's a link covering that stuff if you haven't seen it:
http://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/search/air+forcehttp://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/search/militarySage for blogging
No. 354936
>>354931He'll do anything for views, won't he?
The best thing to do in that case would be NOT TO WATCH and let somebody who did record and post it on vid.me. Let's not give him the attention and money he wants.
No. 354947
>>354940ugh billie no feeling horrible pls
why does she think she handled anything wrong? how can you handle being told that you're boring for not wanting to be chained to a basement wall improperly like just no.
No. 354950
>>354947I'm going to guess because of banana back lash. She said she's been feeling down but starting to feel better.
This is a lil ot now, but last thread maxed out before I could write this. So I was talking to someone a couple weeks ago that use to talk to Shiloh after the break up. Apparently shiloh was given Lortabs when she miscarried, but left them with greg when she went home to which he took them all. I've kinda got the feeling he was high in some vids he's done as well, and if he's had surgery even more pills. Maybe he has a thing for pills, they are legal drugs after all.
No. 354953
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Aw that's nice, I take it she didn't walk the stage?
No. 355077
>>354833Maybe because you swore blind numerous times that she lied about her age (and you got her to agree) when you were asked about it, there's solid proof out there that you KNEW she was 17 and you're fucking admitting to it again.
The only thing you care about is whether or not it's legal, you said yourself that you know it's a taboo subject but you claim that if it's legal then you're doing nothing wrong, YOU HAVE A SICK FETISH WHERE YOU PURPOSELY GO FOR UNDERAGE GIRLS AND EXPLOIT THE AGE OF CONSENT LAWS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!
You ARE a pedo, you believe children are sexually mature as soon as puberty starts for them, you think young girls are at their most fertile before they hit 18, you think age "is just a number", you exploit AoC laws.
You ARE a pedo.
No. 355096
>>355079The whole "Billie cheated" nonsense 100% came from Taylor because as we all know, Billie only 'cheated' WITH GREG. Why would Grease use the fact that Billie fucked him against her? It's going completely against his own interests to vilify someone for having sex with him, especially after he's made videos explaining why it's totally okay and beautiful and meant to be.
(speculation incoming:)
Taylor probably saw Billie encroaching too much on her territory and started poking Greg about Billie being disobedient and not adhering to their crazy contracts by smoking weed and shit. I'm sure Grease didn't really care at first because Billie was his blue-haired teenage unicorn, but with Taylor pointing out every time she disobeyed his orders it must have started eating away at him. Then he must have tried to enforce some crazy rule to reinforce his control over Billie, Billie was like wtf no (lol be mad) and he snapped. Then once his indignant narc rage was in full swing he was scrabbling for ammunition against her and Taylor probably fed him the cheating line and he ran with it. It's retarded, but then again so are his fans…
No. 355105
>>354833damn taylor looks BADDDD look at her weird ass worm lips?
and shes pale/sickly af, i dont think the girl has seen the sun since the day she came home from the hospital as a new born…shortly before greg swept her up as a child bride.
also what does being together for 5 years have anything to do with being called a pedo? youre still a pedo. she was still 17 when u married. the years passed does not change that ?
No. 355121
>>355096I think you're right, anon. Seems very plausible.
Whenever Greg would explain how upset Lainey was over Billie paying more attention to him than to her, as if she was feeling possessive of Billie, it sounded like such bullshit to me. At first, I thought it was Lainey being a normal wife who was sad and jealous, in a reasonable way, about her husband slowly switching her out for a new model and Greg was just trying to sell it as "My poor bisexual wife is heartbroken that her girlfriend doesn't love her back".
I don't buy it for once second that Lainey wanted Billie all to herself, Lainey just felt her position as Greg's #1 being threatened by this new girl (which is reasonable, Greg
was replacing her). When she realized that crying and yelling, aka "being negative", wasn't going to resecure her position, she went for undermining their relationship. I can easily picture some Game of Thrones shit where Lainey tells Billie "I'm totally fine with you doing ____", but then running to Greg and saying "OMG, Billie is doing ____, that's so disrespectful/wrong/illegal, what are you going to do about it?"
On top of that, Gerg threw her under the bus whenever his wife got pissed. "Billie's a homewrecker, she should've known not to cuddle with a married man", "Billie knew Lainey didn't want her to do anything with me even though I declared it the law of the house that the two of us could fool around. She's a dirty, evil cheater."
Living in that house would be hell. Lainey manipulating the situation to make you out to be the bad guy and make herself look like a victim, plus Greg being more than happy to throw you under the bus? You'd have to walk on eggshells with those two manipulative psychos. God, it's stressing me out just picturing it.
Sage for long as fuck.
No. 355139
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I think he's trying to channel Edward Cullen now.
No. 355142
>>355121Well, there's no real need to speculate on it anymore, Lainey has said in her own words that she never wanted to date Billie, she never wanted a girlfriend, it was 100% her husband's idea, and she never wanted to share Grease with her.
The tweets are still out there, in past threads and elsewhere, Grease orchestrated it all but painted it so he was his wife's matchmaker and was being such a progressive guy by letting her explore her sexuality.
No. 355162
>>355154>>355139Oh my fucking god. The Edward Cullen hairstyle wasn't even cute back in 2008 (well, I hated it, but thousands of rabid fangirls certainly disagreed) and now he's flaunting this tacky as fuck style like a retarded peacock in 2017? His aesthetic is the absolute fucking worst, the guy has no taste and the fact he's going for a look that was "popular" 9 years ago really emphasizes how stuck he is in 2007-2008. I can't tell if he's frozen in time because he stopped developing as a person once he started becoming popular on YT (I've noticed once a Youtuber's channel blows up, they become stunted emotionally, it's creepy) or if he's desperate to maintain a boyish look so he can appeal to the underage girls he wants to fuck. If it's the latter, it goes without saying that it's beyond disturbing, but it's also pathetic considering how much he's failing to achieve his "forever young" goal. He's like those 45 year old men with beer guts and haggard faces who'd go to the punk shows I attended as a teen, still trying to dress like they did when they were 16 and fit in with the hip, young dudes.
Stop, Gerg. Google "how to dress in your 30's" and give up on this peter pan fantasy.
No. 355181
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I just realized Billy looks like the fat version of hippie Onion.
No. 355183
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See?
No. 355191
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>>355182Yep, you can see the smudge lines
No. 355214
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>>355209
So Tay is a girl again? Great to hear.
Onion still looks like a tomato? No surprises there.
No. 355263
>>355256Yeah, I heard that. I wonder who it was?
Also so uhhhh is Taylor actually working as a "lactation consultant"?
No. 355268
>>355249Oh my god, same. It's not that hard to realize you can't do normal winged liner when you have deep set eyes! Deep set eye eyeliner 101: don't cross the crease, it'll look wonky as fuck. I have no idea how she hasn't figured it out through trial and error yet. I guess that's a lot to ask of someone who applies the same color eyeshadow all the way up to their eyebrows and doesn't seem to know what blending is. I swear, every time she shows up in a video, she's majorly fucked up at least one part of her makeup. Look up some goddamn makeup tutorials on Pinterest or YT, Plainey,
fuck.
>>355256Weird, I listened to that part about 5 times and don't hear anything, even with headphones on.
Was anybody else creeped out when Gerg said "Because you're growing up and I'm staying the same!" as though it's funny? Lainey even says "Sad reality" and, yeah, it is the sad reality…but why aren't either of them concerned by how fucking emotionally stunted Greg is? How are they so cavalier about it? These two, I swear…
No. 355286
>>355223Nahhhhh m8 she's a pedophile, no need to feel bad.
>>355263If she is, that's yet more evidence against her 'gender dysphoria' make-believe.
No. 355288
>>355286>If she is, that's yet more evidence against her 'gender dysphoria' make-believe.Has she actually claimed to experience gender dysphoria? Not all trans/non-binary people experience gender dysphoria, like, some trans people never feel the need to transition. Also, as far as I know, Lainey claims to be non-binary, not FTM, so she wouldn't necessarily have issues with her breasts.
I mean, I don't buy her non-binary story for a second, though, lemme make that clear. She seems like she latched onto the non-binary label after spending too much time on tumblr and she seems to be mixing up an interest in an androgynous aesthetic with having a trans gender identity. She's the epitome of a tumblrina speshul snowflake, she just likes having this label so she can feel more unique, interesting, woke and can say "REEEEE U MISGENDERED ME" every other time somebody uses female pronouns.
If she actually claimed she has gender dysphoria, I find that suspect as fuck because it doesn't look like she wears a binder and I'm pretty fucking certain she wears a bra aka that thing that
emphasizes your boobs. She's so full of shit. It's fucking maddening to me because I actually
am non-binary and she makes the actual cases look bad, assholes like her fuck with the trans community's credibility. I dunno. Fuck that bitch. Just accept you're Cis, Lainey, it's not as if being non-binary is going to make you interesting. That's an impossible feat,
nothing can save you in that regard.
Sage for blog
No. 355291
>>355289Jesus christ. Facepalm.
I have a MTF friend who was insanely depressed and about to commit suicide because she didn't have the money to transition and couldn't stand experiencing gender dysphoria anymore, like, it's really, really mentally and emotionally taxing and painful. Thankfully, she raised the funds to have SRS and other procedures. When you have gender dysphoria, you go to great lengths to try and minimize how distressing it is, e.g. wearing a binder, tucking, packing, etc. You don't just go "Meh, I don't like my tits". You guys are right, she's just insecure about her body. Also, yeah
>>355290, I feel like it's pretty safe to say Gerg hasn't been doing anything to help her feel better about herself.
No. 355310
>>354833Onion looks like a "cool dad" force-hugging his uncomfortable teenage daughter.
>>35529899.999999% of those selfies are of her face though. She usually avoids showing her body.
No. 355315
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>>354809The psychopathic killer look works for him
No. 355324
>>355322I'm aware, just saying it's insane that he's so hungry for attention that he'd purposefully try to bait a guy into featuring him in a video that is infamous for destroying channels. I know he believes any attention is good attention and I assume his narcissism has him thinking he'd be the one Content Cop subject who'd come away unscathed, but his jabs at Ian are so transparent. Nobody wants to feed his need for attention, so they either ignore him completely, mock him without mentioning his name or, like in the video I posted above,
>>355319, they roast him by appearing on a much smaller channel that won't give Gerg as much exposure.
No. 355328
>>355327Ohhh, whoa. I didn't even know there were leaked nudes of Hannah Minx, but if he
was the one who leaked them, he'd have somehow managed to be even more of a shameless scumbag than I previously thought. Yeah, I could totally see him doing that, he's such a petty, butthurt little fuck when his relationships go awry.
>Girls breaks up with you, tell the entire internet she has a filthy, STD ridden vagina>Girlfriend and you are fighting? Film her having a breakdown, post it to the internet and act like the victim>Ex-wife wants to go to court to have alimony payments decided by a judge instead of relying on a sketchy, unofficial contract? Accuse her of being a heartless, immoral thief for years>Girlfriend smokes weed? Tell the internet she was raped, impregnated and had an abortionThinking he could be the leaker is not farfetched in the least.
No. 355330
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I was bored. Now I will think about this everytime I'll see Onion tweeting "my wife is cryiiing".
No. 355342
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I wonder why Greg didn't overexposed this video? Finally accepting your lupus?
No. 355343
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the other day i bumped into the "my side of the story" video and i checked it cause i wanted to read the comments (with adblock ofc) and this made me chuckle
No. 355351
>>355342he wouldn't over expose it more because taylor is right there. in pictures of her that he posts, he doesn't blur them but instead slaps filters on them that show wrinkles, blemishes and other imperfections while in his own photos he hides them. i think he hasn't upped the contrast and brightness mainly to accentuate her flaws at the risk of not hiding his nearly as well as he normally does.
taylor is also looking beyond pale, looks like he's been keeping her locked in that basement for more than a week. the short hair and dark makeup choices aren't really helping her.
No. 355358
>>355342i always think if i saw those two out irl i would think "what an unattractive/boring couple." based on looks alone, would any of you be friends with them?
i vote a hard no because greg has really creepy skin that looks contagious and dresses like he shops at nike. lainey looks like she'd sit on your couch at parties, looking depressed and unapproachable. afterwards she would make you feel guilty for not paying enough attention to her. your friends would ask "what was wrong with that really sad girl at your house the other night?"
No. 355401
>>354634Sorry I'm late as fuck, I know, but I laughed so hard at this.
So accurate.
No. 355402
>>355298There's a difference between body dysmorphia, and body dysphoria. With dysmorphia, you begin to see things that aren't there. How you view your body image is "morphed" from reality.
With body dysphoria (-phoria suffix, for example euphoria associated with happiness, dysphoria being the opposite). The reality body causes you distress.
sage for OT, to clarify the difference between the two words/phrases.
No. 355411
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Onion shits on potheads again, guess Billie didn't gave him what he wants.
No. 355413
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Oh and he has new polls up for "the enlightened".
No. 355420
>>355411Who is the 1/10? His mommy?
>>355415G-good thing you're not a woman, right, Taylor? He's definitely not talking about you, right?
No. 355435
>>355429Wait, didn't he also say it was okay to molest (to the point of raping) your partners while they're asleep?
Hypocricy much?
No. 355454
>>354839Spot-on rant, anon; it sums up the reality of what's been going on. I am new to Onision drama (but not lolcow by any means) and honestly, he is one of the worst human beings talked about here.
I was in a similar situation as some of these girls who went to him. They are getting seriously damaged from this. I am still in therapy several years later and have a way to go, still.
Fuck this guy, he needs to be locked up, and I don't say that for many.
No. 355472
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sage for OT but this comment from 2013 on guru gossip kinda predicted the whole basement saga kek
No. 355490
>>355288>Not all trans/non-binary people experience gender dysphoriaBut it's a medical requirement to experience dysphoria to be diagnosed as trans? This "you don't need to feel dysphoria to be trans" is the tumblr logic fakebois use to justify their yaoi fetish. If you (not you specifically anon) have no desire to be a different sex (i.e. want to transition, because you experience dysphoria), you simply aren't trans. Not every trans person decides to transition, but it's not because they don't experience dysphoria, it's because the surgeries suck & cost a lot, or they'll get disowned, or they're just scared, or any number of other reasons.
Why would anyone call themselves trans/nonbinary if they're comfortable with their gender (i.e. don't experience dysphoria)? (obviously, the answer is for attention/feeling special, or because they don't understand what gender fucking is.)
No. 355519
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Aw isn't that nice? She made him a cookie! Relationship goalz!!! <3
It looks like shit and very unappetizing.
No. 355549
>>355402Body dysphoria is still not a term that accurately describes what Lainey may be experiencing. Google "body dysphoria" and see how many results you get that aren't related to either body dysmorphia or gender dysphoria.
"The real body causes you distress"
Okay, so just call it insecurities instead of misusing words thx
No. 355569
>>355524>we know you liked fucking billie more than lainey, but she's gone. its time to move on.She bakes him shitty cookies
>>355519 and all he can do is make videos and post tweets about how much he wants to fuck other women. kek
No. 355570
>>355454Did you know Taylor's father threatened to kill him? That's what ALL sane parents think of doing when they hear of Gergs exploits. He's banned from Vid Con because
parents petitioned the venue. Parents and adults see him for what he really is.
No. 355608
>>355601She doesn't love him, she idolizes him. Taylor has put Greg on such a high pedestal, and there's nothing he can do to stop the obsession. He's cheated on her, humiliated her, and even told her that he doesn't love her and doesn't want to be married anymore. Yet she persists.
Taylor only got his attentions after spamming hundreds of "i love you" tweets at him, and she cheated on her then boyfriend to be with Greg.
It's fine if you sympathize, but imo their whole relationship has levels of unhealthiness. I wouldn't dare say they "love" each other though.
No. 355665
>>355411"I used to suck dick for coke!"
"I seen 'em"
No. 355670
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Throws multiple Shiloh shades (starring Billy as Shiloh) without the two retards realizing that. And still bitching about meat and politics.
No. 355677
>>355662It's possible that they did try and it could've been that Skye was infertile rather than Grease, or she could've even been on birth control on the sly because she didn't want one… there could've been a number of reasons that we're not privy to.
He got Shiloh pregnant, she miscarried… he tried to get AJ pregnant, she demanded the morning after pill and he got Lainey pregnant twice (the second child was a bandaid baby though, born out of jealousy of Billie) - he would've definitely of got Billie pregnant if she had stuck around, ESPECIALLY considering her telling him that she didn't want an abortion after an unfortunate encounter, he said "I would've never of forced you to" of COURSE he wouldn't; that was him basically trying to use her traumatic experience to his own advantage; not to comfort her but to exploit it for his fetish.
No. 355683
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Like emo dad.
No. 355742
>>355490Actually there are some trans people who don't experience gender dysphoria or feel the need to transition. It sounds nuts, I know, but I was just watching a video about a couple that has a radio show where they discuss their poly relationship, the wife is dating a trans man and he states that he has no desire to transition. He's not a fakeboi or anything, he just doesn't feel the need to for whatever reason. There's plenty of material that covers how gender dysphoria is not required for you to be considered actually trans, actually.
https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&rlz=1CAHPZS_enUS709US709&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=do+all+transgender+have+dysphoria&* I'm sure the fakebois of Tumblr use this to their benefit and, god, it pisses me off that they do. I also don't believe for a single fucking second that Plainey is non-binary. She's just that terrible sort of human being who mixes up "collecting a bunch of labels" with "having an original personality". I seriously doubt she has BDD, she's just insecure about certain body parts, y'know, like most of the population, but she's an asshole tumblrina so it can't
possibly just be old fashioned insecurity.
>>355685Besides being a fetish and besides being a manipulation/control tactic, it's his way of making women prove that they love him. He doesn't actually
want a baby (sorry, Troy), he just views a woman wanting to carry his baby as the ultimate proof of their loyalty and devption. He tried to pressure AJ into having a baby with him after their first time having sex…I mean, fuck. When Lainey agreed to have a baby with him and got pregnant, I'm sure he was fucking thrilled because now he had irrefutable proof that he's special to somebody, but I guarantee he never actually thought past the "getting a chick pregnant" part of the fantasy and got super tired, super fast, of caring for a pregnant Lainey and pushed all of the nighttime feeding and diaper changing shit onto her. He just likes the
idea of getting a woman pregnant because if a woman agreed to carry his kid, it
must mean that he's important to someone, but once the reality of pregnancy and child rearing hits him, he gets irritated/bored and wants to find someone new, someone who doesn't expect him to be there on a serious, emotional level for them. Ugh, relationships being a two way street, amirite, Gerg?
Sage for blog/slightly OT
No. 355756
>>355742this is how he sold lainey on the girlfriend idea.
greg seems to think that being a nurturing partner and caring about your SO's feelings is women's work. even if lainey doesn't like the new girl, she's still attached to her because that girl is providing for her on an emotional level and she's been conditioned to think that men just don't know how to do that.
No. 355771
>>355670number 9 was how the dumbest
of the two genders runs the world
im sure lainey is stoked on that
No. 355774
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Onion tweets of the day:
No. 355777
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>>355776"Get the fuck outta my life, Lainey!!!!"
No. 355779
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>>355777He does love you Taylor, he loves his exes more! <3
Oh and extra pandering to Billy.
No. 355785
>>355783Samefag.
Using neutral pronouns and being butthurt over Lainey being misgendered is akin to the "You made Lainey cry" tactic; he does it whenever he wants to make himself look good, make the other person out to be an insensitive fuck and derail the argument.
No. 355788
>>354432V E G E T A R I A N
B O D E H
No. 355828
>>355818Only according to him, and he continues to deny it… he pushed her into a doorframe during an argument and she miscarried after it.
If you want to believe him though, you go right ahead.
No. 355845
>>355742do you… actually… believe this stuff??
anything that is not cis or someone transitioning from one gender to the other because of dysphoria is just someone not fitting rigid gender roles and wanting to be special or thinking being trans will solve other problems in their life
No. 355858
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K E K
E
K
No. 355861
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>>355845I'm sorry that the fakebois like Lainey have made you so cynical and skeptical regarding anybody who doesn't meet your strict definition of what is "actually trans", but the related pic is a screenshot from TransEquality.org's FAQ section. There are plenty of reputable sources that all say the same thing. Maybe do some research next time.
You're just as bad as Gerg's "Unless you get the surgery, you're just a man in a dress!" bullshit. Yes, there are people out there who don the non-binary/trans label and take advantage of the fact you don't need to experience gender dysphoria or feel the need to transition to try and seem more legit when they're actually full of shit and believe not being cis somehow makes them more special and interesting, but don't be a dick by assuming
everybody who says they don't have gender dysphoria or feel the need to transition are liars.
That being said: No, I
don't think Lainey is agender and I
don't think she experiences gender dysphoria for that reason, I
do think she's a stereotypical, tumblrina special snowflake and I wish she'd cut that shit out because all she's doing is harming
actual non-binary people with that shit.
Sage for OT
(Derail) No. 355862
>>355861>>355845Can we please stop with the trans BS? Taylor is a transtrender, that's the general opinion on here. If your opinion is any different, fine, but we don't need a lesson on transgender issues/definitions or whatever.
>>355776Kek at greg trying so hard to get Cyr to "forgive" him just because he misses him. PLZ BE MY FRIEND AGAIN CYR lmao. Just push under the rug the fact I treated your gf like shit, y'know.
Sage for, idk, sage.
No. 355864
>>355862I have no idea why you think I'm arguing that she
is legitimately trans when I
just posted:
>No, I don't think Lainey is agender and I don't think she experiences gender dysphoria for that reason, I do think she's a stereotypical, tumblrina special snowflake and I wish she'd cut that shit out because all she's doing is harming actual non-binary people with that shit.Nobody's arguing that she's legit.
No. 355884
>>355818See
>>355620He likely did knock her up and like
>>355828 said. He also probably caused her to miscarry. He only denied it so he could absolve himself of any guilt as he usually does, since he can do no wrong and every partner who moves on from him is "dirty"…despite the fact that they've been sleeping with him for how long?
No. 355899
>>355776I call such UTTER BS on that 'my mom's doctor told her to abort because of the head to body ratio' tweet. Holy fuck what an idiot. A midwife or obgyn would never ever tell you what to personally do when it comes to your baby's health, they will ONLY give you access to the information and tests results so you can make your decision.
He's such a fucking salty charlatan. 'OH BOO HOO I'VE BEEN HATED SINCE I WAS IN THE WOMB BOO HOO' I hope someone pushes him off a bridge and gives him a late ass term abortion the stupid sod. I can't stand Gurg.
No. 355900
>>355899He probably gets his hatred towards medicine from his mother. I'd say she filled his head with all these negative stories, "Did you know they once tried to get me to abort you?? Yeah that totally happened! They're crazy!"
It sounds like he's never been to a healthcare professional as a result to know that this is bs.
No. 355902
>>355884>>355818His own words from a counter-article he made to his ED article:
>>"Now as for what exactly happened, we took her into the doctor about “13 weeks” into the pregnancy & that’s when they told her the baby had died. I was there myself, I saw it with my own eyes. It was really depressing, I hugged her as she cried, I literally remember her tears sinking through my shirt."She claims he caused it by shoving her into a doorframe, whenever anyone tried to bring it up with him; he completely dodged the question and ignored it.
From the same article he wrote:
>>"I still have no idea whether or not I can even get anyone pregnant. The timing of her pregnancy was really strange, especially considering I had just taken a fertility test and the results were not very positive. Also, the doctors conclusion on dates/development timelines seemed really, uncomfortable."Now, unless Lainey's been fucking someone else behind his back… he's always been full of shit about this.
So there you have it, according to both of them (Grease and Shiloh); yes she was pregnant and lost it, and no he wasn't ever infertile… he was simply absolving himself from guilt as the anon above says. If he truly really believed he was infertile then the first paragraph of this post
>>355677 is a very likely scenario… But let's not forget and take into consideration; his well documented fear and hatred of medical professionals. Do you REALLY think he'd believe a doctor telling him that he was infertile? No. If he actually went - he'd be ranting about getting second, third, forth and fifth opinions about it until his face turned blue.
He knew very well he wasn't, you can even feel the greasy lies pouring from his liver lips here:
"I had just taken a fertility test and the results were not very positive".
It's like, Christ… own up to your mistakes you slimey fuck. He never does though, 10+ years of his bullshit online has proved that enough.
No. 355905
>>355900I know he grew up in the 7th Day Adventist Church, which I'm sure is where he gets his hardcore views on vegetarianism/eating healthy (soy bologna isn't healthy, but whatever, he's still obsessed with food and health) since that's a big focus in the church. They're
really obsessed with keeping your body clean, e.g. no caffeine, tobacco, drugs, and you can still see a lot of the church's teachings reflected in his current viewpoints.
You can tell he thinks he's rebelling against his religious upbringing by being such an obnoxious, in your face atheist, like, after a very religious upbringing, I'm sure he thinks atheism is 3edgy5u and he's just being a total badass when he tweets shit like "You prayed for Christina Grimmie and she still died". He totally thinks he's escaped the church by being the king of critical thinking, but it's so funny because he doesn't even realize he's unconsciously continuing to follow the teachings he learned throughout his entire childhood.
He freaks out at and condemns meat eaters, smokers, drinkers, drug users, promiscuous people, like, he doesn't even try to approach it with an open mind and understand that it's none of his business what other people do, he's still
that stuck in the religious mindset and being an outspoken atheist doesn't change that.
I also think his whole "I love fucking and I'm so kinky and look at all my fetishes!!!" bullshit is also him, even on a subconscious level, acting out in some kind of immature version of rebellion since it goes against 7th Day Adventist teachings.
Oh, Gerg. You have no fucking clue what you're doing, do you?
No. 355912
>>355905Samefag. Forgot to mention that I'm sure his religious upbringing contributes to his anti-doctor approach to medical issues. I'm not familiar enough with the church's teachings to know exactly how they feel about medical science, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if some of the shit leftover from his strict religious upbringing that's deeply ingrained in his fucked up, twisted brain has something to do with why he fucking hates medicine.
>>355899If a doctor saw a fetus with an unusually large head to body ratio, it would most likely just mean dwarfism and no doctor would be like "Ma'am, we're going to have to induce a miscarriage for your own safety!" over that. A doctor would only
insist on a medically induced miscarriage if the pregnancy put the mother's life in serious danger. Even if your baby has a serious deformity, like ichthyosis (harlequin babies. Don't google image search it, ffs), that would really impact it's quality of life, they tactfully
suggest that you terminate the pregnancy, but they wouldn't
tell you to do so. The only things that come to mind when he says large head to body ratio is dwarfism and hydrocephaly and, again, neither case would cause a doctor to insist on the mother terminating the pregnancy.
He's absolutely, totally full of shit, basically.
No. 355913
>>355902Sorry for samefagging… but this is a guy who has said on multiple occasions that he really dislikes protected sex and greatly prefers bareback, thinks having a foreskin is an anti-rape device, has a well known impregnation fetish, has attempted to get every partner he's ever been with pregnant and truly believes his opinions are more qualified than those in the medical profession.
And yet, there are still people out there who actually believe him just that one time when he said he was "infertile" without any credibility whatsoever behind that story… and there's proof he isn't because he's had two sprogs with Doormat.
Come onnnnnnnnn.
No. 355921
>>355912Same shit with the marriage counselling, his refusal to see a therapist, screaming at a doctor who said his son had testicular torsion and shopped around for another doctor until they told him what he wanted to hear, waiting until his baby son's mouth was decaying and rotting until he finally took him to a dentist, claiming a doctor gave him a "fertility test" that "didn't look very positive" (yet never mentioned a low sperm count or any correct terminologies for the condition which a doctor would've told him if he was truly infertile and would've started him with treatments) and of course, his equally ragey hatred of all drugs.
Always full of (soy) bologna is the greaselord.
No. 355927
>>355921Why was he so fixated on being "infertile"? It's such an odd thing to continuously insist without really looking into and we
know he never actually got tested by a doctor because, you're right, they wouldn't just say "It doesn't look very positive, son". For most men, the idea of infertility is scary and upsetting, whether it's because they want to have children someday or because they interpret it to mean they're "less of a man", but Gerg just kept insisting without doing much of anything to verify whether or not there was any validity to it. He did that at home test in a video that said he was infertile, but it was on his "comedy" channel, he's had two kids since then and he's
him, so that was clearly total bullshit, but at the time he just kept insisting it while being cavalier as fuck about it.
Just why? Did he think it made him interesting, did he think it gave him carte blanche to fuck girls bareback and feel no guilt about it? Was it all just to make Shiloh look like a liar regarding her pregnancy? Because if it's the latter, then, jesus christ, what a piece of shit.
Also, I just
love his reasoning: "I've fucked girls without condoms and haven't gotten any pregnant. Welp, I must be infertile". Brilliant, Gerg, pure brilliance.
No. 355951
>>355912Isn't it funny that Grease has this intense hatred of any medical professional, and yet his wife once wanted to be one? I mean she still insists on someday becoming a child therapist- but before she was a bio major wanting to join the medical field. And also somewhere inbetween wanted to become a lactation consultant.
I really wonder if Greg's opinions have spilled over to her. He makes every doctor out to be some scary man trying to play god and fuck with everyone's emotions (they made lainey cry!!!) which just screams projection. He may have convinced her that she was "too good" and kind and whatever bullshit for that field, that he didn't want to see his smol space prince turn into a monster like the other doctors. Sorry this is a little tin-foily.
No. 355953
>>355951"Dr. Taylor E. Anderson" now wouldn't that sound nice? 'Cause it
does have a nice ring to it.
No. 355956
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Great, now he thinks he's Kurt Cobain
No. 355978
>>355956A heavy drug user who offed himself.. isn't Kurt Cobain the antithesis of Onion's moral high horse? Why would he want to associate himself with that?
I guess he can put that aside, though, for the attention of all his kitten fans who bought Nirvana shirts at Spencer's.
No. 355993
>>355978Because he's also a Seattle man and Onion's idol (Onion LOVES his rocker idols, even if they're evil loser druggies. i.e: Trent Reznor and Marilyn Manson).
We have to remember, he was about to go the same way Kurt did back in 2007.
No. 356016
>>356000Himself. Since Skye didn't pull the
trigger either when she had the chance. (Sarcasm)
No. 356025
>>356008Even in old videos from when Greg and Taylor first started dating,you can see how much happier and livelier she was at first. Years with onion really wore her down.
Greg should really stop using the "Lainey is Camera shy excuse" to explain why she acts like a dead fish in every video with him. Viewers can just go back and look at her videos with other people to see how outgoing and confident she is when Greg's not around.
No. 356027
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Late, yes but I felt like sharing this! Taken from his most recent military video
Also, why is he wearing a ripped t-shirt? He has money so wtf?
No. 356038
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>>356027I can't be the only one who sees some resemblance
No. 356049
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lol someone's not keeping their promise to shut up about his exes on twitter. Also what happened to that whole ~no negativity~ thing he was doing?
No. 356062
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My nigga…
No. 356066
>>356065It's a skin disorder, the 'how' has been pointed out in nearly every thread, jeez.
>>356049He's been doing that since forever, it's an never ending cycle.
>Yay, I'm positive!Week later he isn't.
>I'll never talk about 'x topic'Talks about it in two weeks.
Everything this guy said he wouldn't do, he eventually ends up doing, it's not going to change, sadly.
>>356000I wouldn't be surprised if years down the road he ends up hurting someone. Give it 10, 15 years.
No. 356076
>>356072Forgot to sage!
Oh and for further inspection: it's indeed ripped.
No. 356083
>>356062He either rubs his face in rape seed oil before or after for his "vegetarian" ways, or… y'all know he takes a Nrillo Pad to his face for his glowing "Zac Efron" fantasy.
That complexion is fucking bad for someone in their 30s, you're a fucking lazy cunt.
Look out Doormat! He gonna share his greasy bath water with you! We know you're already doing it!
Poor Billie broke out in acne for days and reported about it, I get fucking itchy just looking at him.
GREASESTAUN!
No. 356086
>>356066Shut the fuck up with your "empathy" shite in regards to rosacea.
You would barely measure up to him whether or not you share the same condition.
Fucking stop, you've done this for a few threads (whether or not it's you) and it's stupid as shit, we don't care about you and how
triggered you are about anyone mentioning it.
No. 356091
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Wonder who this is directed too?
No. 356096
>>356086I was merely answering a question - you seem to be the
triggered one. Take some Midol and calm your tits.
>>356091Probably no one. There's barely been any milk lately, so he has to throw a bone.
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When you're trying so hard not to snap along with "combating hater attacks" with your failed logic.
No. 356151
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>>355902
>>I had just taken a fertility test and the results were not very positiveHere's a pro-tip for picking out when someone is lying - they'll sometimes use qualifiers in odd places. By that I mean, it's normal to say something like "it's not very hot today", but saying "the door is kind of locked" is weird and gives reason to suspect you're not telling the whole truth.
When test results are given in terms of positive/negative, then it's an either/or thing, right? If tests have ranges, then you get results as a number, or a range label like low, mid, high.
I really doubt the doctor told Onion his test results were "not very positive". He chose that wording himself, and likely because it's vague and lets him ease into the lying.
No. 356189
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>>356008wow what happened? :/
No. 356192
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>>356008Hey Lainey, is that a joint?? :D
No. 356234
>>356091Could potentially be on the hunt for new teen girls? It's as vague and innocent-seeming as the "Where is my soulmate?" tweet that reeled Taylor in. Imagine all the responses saying "Omg it's like he's talking to me!" Just like the tweet that Taylor responded to, he's probably trawling through the replies for girls who seem flattered.
Sage for tinfoil hat theory.
No. 356236
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>>356221This is something that actually annoys me a lot about her. She's trying so hard to give off this edgy vibe with her shitty makeup and smug selfies but then whenever she's not getting enough positive attention (every five minutes) she cries like a child. Which are you really, Taylor? Smug bisexual edgelord or attention-starved crybaby?
>polite sage for sperging No. 356243
>>356128I don't evenn know what he means by that. We can
see how he's treated the women in his life, with the exception of his mother (whom he has thrown under the bus at least once) and his sisters, and some of them have in fact commented on it. Including his wife.
I strongly suspect he's Mr Cluster B, but seriously, no self-awareness at all.
No. 356274
>>356202He's in no way infertile. He got taylor pregnant right after they got married with no problem.
I have no proof of this since FB wont let me look up what posts people commented on anymore but I was the anon who posted the claire due date screenshots. One post she also commented on was a mommy blog that was asking how long after birth it took for women to ovulate, Lainey said it had been almost two years and she still hadn't gotten it. I didn't screenshot it bc it seemed very personal, but it points out that either claire was an accident or they planned her almost as soon as lainey could have children again.
No. 356282
>>356215He's not smart enough to pull off wordplay jokes. He'll only get the tone right, and even then it won't fit at all.
I'd assume Bo would hate him. Listen to his comments on the Helen Keller scene being pulled from his show of his own volition. Bo has grown up, and realizes edgy humor isn't all its cracked up to be. Dark humor needs to be smart, and witty - gerg can't do that.
No. 356285
>>356274well, since he had so much "trouble" impregnating his other exes I assume he believed he was infertile, but again this is grease. He's not the brightest bulb.
I guess it just caught up to him and the risk was "in his favor," with Taylor. Hell, maybe she's just way more fetile than his exes.
No. 356293
>>356285It wouldn't surprise me at all if other exes were taking birth control on the sly.
>>356289>breastfeeding for two yearssuch gender dysphoria wow
No. 356312
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Recent uhohbro video:
Talks about what he "loves" and hates on women, how teen girls look older with makeup (ahem!) and how babies' asses disgust him (but not teen girls' booties! Amirite Gregma?) then jams to his shitty music at the end.
Bonus: he thinks mom jeans are sexy! (Hahaha ew)
No. 356354
>>356339>>356236Agenders are all mental. In fact most who are "trans" are mental cases.
Either way, Lainey isn't a mental case but transtrending as we already know. She just happens to be a crybaby along with it.
How's that luxurious, super-famoos YouTube lifestyle going?
No. 356400
>>355742Thats not how you cite, you retard. Literally all those links that popped up are LGBT pages. One of them was everyday feminism for fuck sake. Of course they're gonna say yes. Even if sciences said no, they would still say yes.
>>356151Good point anon. If he had taken a fertility test her would have said something less vague like low sperm count. They have home test too and even those will tell you low/high/normal.
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No. 356446
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>>356437ignore ragreynolds
No. 356502
>>356062That's a face that just
screams pedophile.
No. 356507
>>356503I used to think her voice was so monotonous because she was uncomfortable on camera, but now I feel like she just has a flat affect from depression.
I mean, the girl (I MISGENDERED U, PLAINEY, OH NOES) sits in a house all day with no real social circle besides the young girls her husband imports, then any chance of a real friendship with these young girls is fucked up because she feels like she has to compete with them for her own husband's affection/attention, her personal business is blasted all over the internet whether she wants it or not, she's admitted he's verbally abusive, he's admitted that he's manipulative as fuck, Gerg's put it in her head that her family is evil and she's been pressured to cut off any access to familial support, Gerg probably shits on the idea of her seeing a therapist or taking antidepressants due to his vehement hatred of doctors ("Just go vegetarian, Lainey"), she has no real direction in life, no goals or dreams to look forward to and achieve because Gerg is dead set on keeping her cooped up in that mcmansion until he finds a shiny, new replacement who's stupid enough to stay…the girl's life is empty and meaningless, her days are just filled with crying and
existing.
Like, do they ever go on family outings or vacations? All of their pictures are taken inside the house or in the yard, it's
seriously like Gerg has something akin to an FLDS compound set up. She's depressed as fuck and it shows in her voice and demeanor. The chick's dead inside.
I guess once Gerg lures in a new child bride and kicks her ass the the curb, her family can get her deprogrammed (like, seriously, they might have to resort to hiring a professional deprogrammer, it might be that bad) and she can move on to building some semblance of a real, fulfilling life.
No. 356508
>>355567But but but he's a fax machine spitting truth nukes! You can't argue with him!
>>355601>>355608She mentioned several times on Twitter (posted in past threads) that she has a codependent personality. I don't know if she is capable of love any more than Gergles, given that she clearly does hero worship him, and because of her personality type she will be forever blinded by that. They are both totally dysfunctional and incapable of ever being in a healthy relationship with anyone because of it.
>>355905Great post. An acute example of him thinking he's so fucking clever and guileful when he's actually 100% transparent.
>>356507The thing is, denial is absolutely fucking exhausting. She's trapped herself there, and the only way for her to deal with it is to live in pure denial 24/7; it will get more and more fatiguing until she ends up having some kind of nervous breakdown. She can either use that to reflect and accept reality, or try to recover and go right back - and even deeper - into her state of denial. I don't feel sorry for her at all though, because she's done it TO HERSELF, and not only that but she's brought two kids into her miserable fucked up world as well, and imo that is unforgivable.
tl;dr they're both dysfunctional arseholes who deserve no pity.
No. 356510
>>356508Oh, hey, I was both
>>355905 and
>>356507.
Yeah, it must require
so much mental energy to keep up those blinders, plus continuously rationalizing and excusing her husband's behavior whenever something starts niggling at her brain, telling her "this is not normal". I can't imagine being able to keep that up forever, but you see those wives like the woman who was married to Jaycee Lee Dugard's captor. She was a total doormat who both enabled her husband's crimes and was complicit in them, she had to justify, rationalize, ignore, etc. her husband's actions every day and managed to do so, somehow, for
years. She's basically what Lainey has to look forward to if she doesn't get out soon.
99% of the time, I don't feel bad for Lainey since she's an accomplice at this point, she's actively engaging in grooming kids and enabling Greg, but then I remember how young she was when Greg first got ahold of her. He got his claws in deep during such an important developmental stage; he groomed her, moulded her personality and seriously influenced her worldview since the age of 16 and this has become her reality, she doesn't know any different after so many years. It's not like she naturally developed into the awful person she is today, she's Greg's own Pygmalion. I'm not excusing her behavior, her behavior is abhorrent, but I
do feel bad that she just never had a chance once she got involved with Greg. That seriously bums me out.
No. 356526
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>>356513first two rows of google images for "greg" can confirm this theory
No. 356543
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GUYS IM SO HAWT RIGHT VALIDATE ME PLS
No. 356545
>>356544None of them is great, but greg is the worst. he has done all of the shit that they did and then some.
Leafyishere makes fun of kids, greg made fun of his young fans
Trisha overshares and freaks out online, greg does that, loves it, makes money from it
Tana lies and pretends to be on a moral high ground with issues like racism, greg did the same exact thing, especially with calling people transphobes after he himself said mtf transgenders are just men in dresses
he really is the worst
No. 356570
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Lmao
No. 356577
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Bamanboi considers Onion the worst person ever and regularly openly expresses his disgust and hate towards him.
He's always got good points too, this is spot on again
No. 356579
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>>356577I'm loving the humorous replies he gets as well
No. 356580
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>>356543The only "celeb" he remotely looks like
No. 356583
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Here he goes again talking about shit he has no knowledge of.
No. 356595
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Hawt
No. 356602
>>356543He
wishes he looked like Effron.
No. 356609
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>never usedNo way!
>>356554 No. 356610
>>356608from the grease
FTFY
No. 356614
>>356610Ah, thx!
>>356609So…it's a fix-your-greasy-face type of kit?
Saged for stupid!
No. 356623
>>356622it says never used, can you not read?
and that's the point. he's never used it although he should.
No. 356626
>>356623Is this not the one Lainey used in her #spon video?
Even if not, I wouldn't trust a word either one of them says about whether or not it's been used.
No. 356633
>>356554is he…? struggling with money?
most of what he's selling seem super cheap and easy to get. like things that people put on sale when they're having money problems. it seems odd that he's getting rid of cheap shit like that.
No. 356634
>>356627It was sent to them for free for a review. I've seen a lot of you tubers give it reviews and a lot of them say that the company send it to a shit ton on Youtubers. Even Trisha pastas reviewed it.
How are you going to charge this much for something that was sent to you for FReE
No. 356678
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>>356676I only lasted long enough to get an unflattering picture. Nice cold sore.
No. 356687
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lel just can't stop trying to bait billie
>>356683it was messing up too much for me to stay in, but i did notice someone's username had 'billie' in it. wonder if she cried seeing it.
No. 356696
>>356678What a manly jaw
No wonder she's "agender", she is really ugly for a woman
No. 356731
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>>356692its ok just remember that she hates herself more than anyone else on the internet hates her because she really knows how shitty of a person she is. She has the personality of an old door mat and she knows it, which is why she is trying to make herself more "interesting" by changing her gender identity and sexuality, but it's obvious she's a she when greg repeatedly refers to her as his wife. She also must know that he doesn't truly love her (is he even capable of loving anyone but himself?), otherwise he wouldn't have acted the way he did with billy, but she already has 2 kids with him before reaching the ripe age of 25, so she knows she's better off with him because no self-respecting adult who has a proper life would want her, especially not after googling her name and seeing all the shit she has done over the years. All she can do now is act smug and pretend to be happy with herself, but we all know she's just trying to compensate because she isn't, and she's desperate to show it with her 2deep4me emo lyrics that she likes to post because she stopped maturing at 16, when she met greg.
i'd feel bad for her, but she's an adult now so she is responsible for her actions. i feel bad for the children.
No. 356742
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She was pretty here in my opinion. She was never stunning but she and that girl next door kinda vibe.
It's sad that Gorg sucked the life out of her.
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Fuckin' scary
No. 356764
>>356760Yeah, Onion's family demanded to choose a dress and hairstyle for her.
What a bunch of nutjobs
No. 356765
>>356687So she's admitting to Grease using Billie? No fucking shit… we knew that from the start.
>>356704Exactly, by retweeting that - he's only bringing it more attention, like he was proud of using her… pure sociopathy.
No. 356777
>>356764Whoa, seriously? Why!? Why did they demand that? Why was that so important to them, they couldn't let the poor teenage girl who they
knew their shitty son/nephew/whatever would ruin pick her own dress and hair? Oh god, I'll never understand these people.
>>356769Seriously. If anything, I imagine Gerg's like "I bought a Tesla! I bought TWO trampolines! I bought a blacklight pool table!" and the second Lainey says "I'd like to get a new tattoo, nothing too bi–", Gerg cuts her off and says "Listen, money doesn't grow on trees around here. You take money for granted, you don't work, you have no idea how much I have to do just for us to
get by and you
ask for tattoo money? Lainey, we
have children, you selfish bitch*."
> 10 minutes later: Spends 100's of dollars on plane ticket to fly in new 16 year old girl No. 356781
>>356777Most likely he didn't want to spend too much money on her and nor did the family.
We already know the mother's mad in general though like her son so maybe it's not money related at all, but I have the hefty suspicion that's the root of the situation.
I mean, why would he pay that much for a disposable harem? They grow past 20 eventually.
No. 356790
File: 1488652424122.png (719.51 KB, 597x572, cunt.png)
Wonder what surgery he's had done now.
No. 356803
File: 1488655796336.png (361.13 KB, 435x410, pedobear.png)
>>356683Not really it was pretty boring. She did confirm that she wants a girlfriend again but she "doesn't think she'll be ready for a long time". She's still sad about billie but she's "come really far".
Greg also tweeted "I miss you" @her during the broadcast and she said something like "Well greg misses me so I'm gonna go soon."
No. 356807
>>356790First off, yes, accurate file name. Secondly, he's so full of shit.
>>356791 is right, it's bait. Gerg's so fucking vain
and insecure that he would never casually admit to having surgery done, unless he goes the "I had a deviated septum and had trouble breathing, it's not cosmetic!" route. He'd have a heart attack at the very idea of anybody finding out he's not a "natural beauty"
>vomitHe desperately needs his teenybopper dickriders and any potential, future cum receptacles to think he's such a "naturally handsome" man, this is just him baiting TEH HATURZZ. I guarantee he's gonna be like "HAH, GOT YOU. YOU FUCKING HATERS WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING, I PROVED HOW STUPID YOU ARE AND HOW VERY CLEVER I AM.
I.
GOT.
YOU!" in his next video/IG photo/tweet.
No. 356825
File: 1488662311259.jpg (52.14 KB, 640x476, IMG_3693.JPG)
>>356760At least they made this one look decent (that dress screams "easy access" for some reason though)
No. 356833
>>356830Huh, this is the first time I've ever seen a picture of Skye before. She was a cute girl. I'm sorry Gerg wrecked her life for awhile there, I hope she's doing well now.
>>356825I have no idea how they managed to find a dress that's
so painfully boring and drab. It's like they just wrapped her in muslin, stapled the back closed, pinned up her hair while it was still wet from the shower and threw her into a wedding.
No. 356834
File: 1488664615623.jpg (59.17 KB, 640x482, IMG_3696.JPG)
Final one (I think)
No. 356835
>>356832From what I remember, Gerg said they were more like friends than an actual loving couple, he was in the army, he was lonely and she was his only real friend, he wanted to take her with him where he was stationed, but you can't do that unless you're married and so, bam, wedding. If I got any details wrong, correct me, but I think that's how the story goes.
I think most of that story's true, I'm sure he did want to take her overseas when he was stationed in Korea and it is Military policy for you to have to be married to have someone live on base with you, but I don't buy the "we were really just friends" bit. That sounds like Gerg revising history so he can get away without sounding like a total twat for cheating on Skye with Shiloh.
No. 356836
>>356832It was just a reception (like Taylor's), they too got married via courthouse.
>>356830And that was only the beginning, anon…
No. 356837
>>356835>> Gerg said they were more like friends than an actual loving couple, he was in the army, he was lonely and she was his only real friend, he wanted to take her with him where he was stationed, but you can't do that unless you're married and so, bam, wedding.Additionally, many men marry simply to get out of the barracks - married couples are assigned their own houses instead - and you get a pay bump.
From the sound of it, Grug harassed her until she gave in in HS, and guilted her into marrying him, and then out of having a job because it meant she might possibly not be waiting for him whenever he came home, like a dog.
No. 356842
File: 1488665441641.jpg (87.36 KB, 799x419, IMG_3697.JPG)
I'm surprised he let her wear shit like this, unlike Shiloh or Lainey (to some extent)
No. 356843
>>356836>>356837Skye was the one who was depressed and sitting around the house all day, right? How fucked is it that Greg criticized her for that and cited her being listless as one of the big reasons he divorced her, like being depressed and not having the energy you used to have is something you can just stop through willpower alone. The dude goes on and on about how he battled depression and suicidal thoughts and acts as if he's now an expert on these topics, yet is still the
least empathetic human being when it comes to depression/mental illness. I suspect that's because he's incapable of empathy, but it still drives me up the wall.
>and then out of having a job because it meant she might possibly not be waiting for him whenever he came home, like a dog.Yep, and then acts shocked/wounded when she becomes bored and depressed. It speaks volumes when he can't fathom why sitting around at home, on a military base (I've visited a military base, there is jack shit to do) in a
foreign country might make somebody feel shitty. Add his tendencies to treat partners like total fucking garbage on top and, voila, an insanely depressed housewife.
Was she the partner he was referencing when he mentioned how he pressured an ex into not taking antidepressants because he didn't like how they changed them? If so…god, I'd love to deck him in the back of the head right now. Those circumstances
and your husband's shitting on you for wanting to take some Welbutrin? Jesus christ.
No. 356846
>>356843>>356836>>356837
>Skye was the one who was depressed and sitting around the house all day, right? How fucked is it that Greg criticized her for that and cited her being listless as one of the big reasons he divorced her, like being depressed and not having the energy you used to have is something you can just stop through willpower alone. The dude goes on and on about how he battled depression and suicidal thoughts and acts as if he's now an expert on these topics, yet is still the least empathetic human being when it comes to depression/mental illness.Yeah but he forgets to mention the fact that she was working for a time while he was starting up his second
career along with taking college courses in graphic design and helping out with his old website
and doing housework .
No. 356853
>>356847>>356846…Are y'all for real?
I'm…holy fuck. Sage for being speechless. This guy just somehow racked up 10000+ motherfucker points. How does he do it? Whenever you think "This guy is the fucking
worst", he exceeds your expectations.
No. 356859
>>356847
>Starting his career As in "he was doing the video making, everything else including editing she did.
>>356853Unfortunately it's all true.
No. 356864
File: 1488669353099.png (552.85 KB, 640x1136, IMG_3698.PNG)
She looks like she just woke up
No. 356865
File: 1488669388729.png (260.98 KB, 640x1136, IMG_3699.PNG)
Oh and this:
No. 356883
>>356678i watched the stream. plainey is paaainfully boring. no real milk. she doesn't acknowledge or appreciate any of her fans, or have any kind of enthusiasm whatsoever. she acts like it's this huge inconvenience and gets so easily
triggered by trolls. why even fucking bother? oh right, $ and she's starved for attention because her grease pan husband only gives her attention when he needs something/to prove a point.
No. 356965
>>356956Nah, at this point they're in it for the long haul. She's proven that she won't leave under any circumstance, he doesn't want to leave and look like the bad guy, and she not only lets him fuck other girls but also lures them in for him. They're so perfect for each other~
Oh yeah, does anyone have any updates on Sarah?
No. 357076
>>356864>>357075She does look sickly white, her eyes are also more dead than before.
Though I think the lips being pale is due to her expression, they usually go paler when someone does that.
No. 357122
File: 1488746934658.png (72.86 KB, 509x681, onionpanic.png)
Hmmm
No. 357126
File: 1488747564978.png (22.46 KB, 507x218, onionpanic.png)
>>357122>>357125No clue but he's vague tweeting like a motherfucker and already begun the "Believe me followers, Everyone lies but me" shtick.
No. 357131
>>357112Of course he did. He only chose her cause he knows that he would lose a debate with the others. Joy is an easy target.
Unfortunately they both love talking over other people so it's not going to be much of a debate.
No. 357132
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No. 357139
File: 1488749098987.png (63.38 KB, 507x535, onionpanic.png)
No. 357141
File: 1488749359822.png (59.29 KB, 505x452, onionpanic.png)
No. 357155
File: 1488751228294.png (147.72 KB, 1264x532, Screen Shot 2017-03-05 at 4.59…)
Guys.
No. 357156
File: 1488751310001.png (50.48 KB, 494x501, onisiondebate.png)
So onion is going to be debating jaclyn today
No. 357157
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No. 357176
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that freeze frame
No. 357208
>>357206I couldn't take any more of it. She makes a valid point against him, he can't take it and either derails or talks over her.
>>357207hasn't she tweeted him asking him to stop?
No. 357215
>>357207Why the fuck should Eugenia have to ask him for anything?? In what would is that fair? She should have to go hat in hand and approach the person who has caused her massive harassment and distress, to soothe his ego?
If I were her, I wouldn't do it, I'd just keep ignoring him. You know he'd just double down on harassing her once he got a direct line of communication.
No. 357216
>>357213I think Jaclynn realized that and said as such, but then Greg hounded her for trying to deflect and change the subject because he was winning.
Thats when I tuned out.
No. 357233
>>357229Seems so, idk, I'm confused. Did she actually do such a ridiculous thing? Did he tell her to do that?
But really.. I see no need for them to talk about genders right now. wtf. Talk about that to Lainey directly.
No. 357242
>>357238Jaclyn is great it's just annoying how he's managed to steer the conversation to something that demonizes her and is completely pointless.
AS many have pointed out, this is something himself and Taylor use to distract from the real problems.
No. 357243
>>357240… if Lainey wants to say stuff, she should just join. She's so damn annoying.
Were they talking about Billie beign in the chat just now or what whas that talk about exes? He's trying so hard to distract from points that actually matter. Also, why are they debating Jaclyn's video when, supposedly, people were going to debate Greg and not the other way around…
No. 357244
>>357241No, it was about Billie.
As he talked about blocked people.
No. 357268
>>357260So rag used to be a mod on onision forums. He tried to take over and got kicked off.He formed another board and tried to siphon members from onisions and then they had a falling out. Weird.
Apparently greg banned all meat eaters from his forum too at one point.
No. 357286
>>357283He said he believes her like five+ times or more, come on. I don't, though.
>>357285She was posting comments and DMing him, she's not blocked.
All in all this "debate" wasn't interesting.
No. 357294
>>357291Not sure. I wouldn't be surprised if they text/call each other while just being in different rooms. But that was the highlight of the debate.
On going circle about Eugenia for half an hour and suddenly phone rings "Jac made fun of my vagina." Like, lol.
No. 357332
File: 1488775133053.png (519.68 KB, 640x1136, IMG_3709.PNG)
The crazy old hag came for a visit. (Interesting…)
No. 357364
>>357330Not at all. Greg talks/thinks in circles and disrupted the "debate" twice without notification to answer phone calls from lainey while interrupting/ignoring Jacklyn. The rest was trash, greg pandering to positive comments and then a boring conversation between rage-whatever and greg.
There was a lot of lainey bashing earlier in the comments though lol
No. 357405
>>357382About the whole "comedy over morals" issue… He just beat his own point about Eugenia. Eugenia is also an entertainer. Comedians fall under the entertainer category. His imperative is valid for all entertainers, "all is well if done for the sake of entertainment." If he is entitled to hurt and
trigger people with his entertainment, she is also entitled to place her being an entertainer above avoiding
triggering her audience. Especially considering that she is not aware that she is doing that and she can't be held accountable for
triggering anyone, as she is quite certainly mentally ill and anorexic.
No. 357424
>>357422Someone told me the same thing a few days ago when I didn't even ask for their opinion about it, or even instigated it.
It was so strange… they were just like "Oh, he has a billion views you know."
And I was like; what? After 13 years of being on YT, especially when it first set off, the lucky bastard… which his ex-wife accumulated those for him in the first place with his one and only "popular" video?
I was just shaking my head, not even hard; just in sadness… I'mm really sorry that Skye continues to get fucked over by him for those videos she not only edited, directed but produced.
What a sad, wannabe-military veteran, dysfunctional greasestain he is.
Very sad.
No. 357430
>>357424That's the thing about Greg's "success", it was built off the work his ex-wife did for him. They built the foundation of his channel and then after they divorced, suddenly Greg was taking all the credit, and he got away with it too! He owes so many people for his success, Skye, Shiloh, Cyr, Shane, Olga, the list goes on. He wouldn't be where he is now without those collabs and yet feels no gratitude for those who helped him. He hasn't had a hit since the early 2000's, and only relies on drama to keep himself relevant.
The fact that he's been producing videos nearly every day for 10 years and only has around 2 million subs (combined from all 5-6 channels) to show for it is embarrassing. For him to boast about views is cringe-worthy when his channel growth has been so slow.
He knows he can't pull in new viewers just by himself, so he leeches off Eugenia or Social Repose, or even Cyr still. He's just a pathetic attention whore.
No. 357433
>>357382This video was so annoying to watch. By the end, he's spin it so that she's the one apologizing for something completely unrelated to the topic at hand, and he just smirks all the way because he knows he's come out on top.
I wish someone from here would tear him a new one, tbh.
No. 357454
File: 1488824135139.png (693.69 KB, 1136x640, IMG_3711.PNG)
Onion tries his damndest not to look or be annoyed with her music.
No. 357459
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Oh look, he's trying facial masks now.
I'm sorry Greg but you can't cure your face by using your own shit as moisturizer.
No. 357477
>>357442Jaclyn is neither young nor dumb, so I'm not sure what you're trying to say. She does make solid points but there's no point in arguing with Onision without a neutral person navigating the whole thing, which he does not agree to.
>>357459Guess all the comments about skincare got to him. Why is he putting it on his face in such a weird way though?
No. 357490
>>357482
>Since it's evident he views women as inferior confident he can manipulate people.Man, he sure
is a male-feminazzy
No. 357516
>>357512Watching greg talk was honestly so infuriating he would constantly make that smug look on his face trying to make her doubt herself.
and then using the yes/no questions to lead her on. which good for her calling him out on it
but i cannnot believe anyone would actually like interacting with him on ANY level. god
No. 357518
>>357512also dying at him correcting her pronouns and rolling his eyes while doing it lmao
1:21:30, if anyone else wants to see it in all its glory
No. 357520
>>357517I agree, also kek at greg "misgendering" taylor.
my WIFE said you talked about HER vagina publicly and blah blah
No. 357528
File: 1488853424369.png (28.8 KB, 540x188, Euginia.png)
I wonder ho this is about
No. 357529
>>357528He made a grand announcement in the "Debate" that he would stop making videos about Eugenia if she asked him not to. Apparently, she heard abut it, and asked his to stop.
I think it's bullshit that she should have to supplicate herself to him, because it just feeds his ego further (vexxed did the same to Venus, and had a meltdown when senpai never noticed him) but we'll see if Grug hold to his "word".
Chances are he'll come up with a dictionary definition of the situation - like, if the video doesn't mention "anti ana" it won't count - to get around it when his views get low.
No. 357537
>>357512For some reason I get the vibe that the phone call wasn't even real?? He sounds like me when I would try to fake a call to get out of an awkward situation or if I felt uncomfortable alone. Especially the "what about privacy?" part and just…everything about it was super off but I know we're talking about onion and Lainey here so I wouldn't be surprised if it was that fake and mechanical always, just throwing out a theory.
I totally feel like Greg would do that too. we already know he uses her to try and manipulate the situation.
No. 357545
>>357433A lot of us would love to, but it would bring us unwanted attention and some of us seriously don't have time for it… I don't think any of us are crazy enough to want to engage with him or his fans.
Speaking of which; has anyone else here had any of his weird as fuck fans randomly contact them out of nowhere? One of them started messaging me about their life story out of the blue and thought I would give a fuck about their measly opinion about how much they love Grease… when I said I wasn't interested and should talk to a medical professional about their troubles, they went apeshit and went on a weird tangent at me.
Like, seriously… he actually attracts fans who are similar to himself in every way, there's no helping them or convincing them, the best thing to do is just block them and hope that one day they snap out of their bullshit.
No. 357552
File: 1488870042668.png (448.07 KB, 1136x640, IMG_3734.PNG)
Now he's making fun of everyone who thinks he should be in prison (well, duh Grease!)
No. 357553
File: 1488870230086.png (861.13 KB, 1136x640, IMG_3735.PNG)
>>357552New uhohbro video where he has the right to tell women what he doesn't like about them as well as confessing that he forced Lainey to drop her friends bc they warned her about Onion. Good job there, Greg!
No. 357559
>>357553Why doesn't anyone realise that this is just some basic random shithead/lunatic, who is using a free service such as YT as a platform to express how much they love their sick fetishes to anyone who will listen to it?
He tries to dress it up as much as possible with all this fucking horseshit that he's some kind of genius of the entertainment industry, but he's not got a single fucking credential or qualification under his belt… "Oh, he has nearly a billion views" they say, like that's some kind of life achievement - some fucking nutcase in a daily tabloid who raped and murdered his own child could get just as many views, that doesn't make them a respected superstar though does it?
He's a niche, someone who only attracts a small certain demographic… not a single person I know has ever heard of him and my friends are people who watch streams and podcasts all the fucking time. I'm serious, not a single person I know has ever heard of him and they've been puzzled as fuck whenever I've mentioned his fuckery in the past… that's the level of his "fame".
For someone who only gets 2k RTs and likes even with a pinned tweet; is never going to be important to anyone, his head is so far up his own ass that the tip of his tongue is touching the grey matter of his demented brain.
No. 357569
File: 1488873690923.png (41.19 KB, 547x349, haha.png)
Interesting choice of words, wouldn't you say?
No. 357572
>>357537You could hear a voice echo through the phone. I think it's more likely that Lainey was trying to stir up shit, and he wasted to distract from Jaclyn.
I hope she does a video going over the whole debate again.
No. 357586
>>357569Would you rather be:
an orange billionaire 70 year old who is POTUS
or
a red middle class 30-going-on-50 creep who lures teenage girls to his dungeon
No. 357597
>>357572>>357537There was some doubt before the billie shit, but it's 100% clear now that lainey is an awful awful person who is also manipulative and her agender for attention bullshit is her own thing. She probably wanted onion to bring it up so people will side with lainey, and therefore side with onion, and thought she was being a good little trained puppy helping "daddy" 'win' the debate by supplying him arguments. Maybe she will get a new iphone for it after the debate! We all thought onion used lainey to have people side with him, but she probably encourages it too, because then people won't hate on her awful husband, which affects her money supply and reputation. Shes full of shit when she says she wants no attention and will avoid the internet. Shes as big a hypocrite as onion is. Shes also super jealous and was probably getting pissy over onion talking to a pretty girl, so she wants to make sure she gives him reasons he must hate her. And she wants to always stay in onion's good graces and be "better" than his exes so he will lovebomb her, by being as awful as him.
>>357512He acts like a total child, holy shit. How does anyone like this guy or want to be around him. Lainey is a total lost cause because she loves this garbage. Her maturity is also at about this level. Gross that these people are parents.
No. 357601
File: 1488897211944.png (1.14 MB, 640x1136, IMG_3736.PNG)
Ain't this DeFizzy?
No. 357605
File: 1488897934485.png (425.71 KB, 640x1136, IMG_3737.PNG)
Tweet of the day:
No. 357634
New Speaks video mirrored:
https://streamable.com/tejlt"Youtubers Who BLOCKED Onision"
>goes on hilarious autistic deefizzy rant, while playing back old footage of them collabing once as if that means anything>tries to brag about the few "celebs" who follow him but are mostly irrelevant retards No. 357640
>>357634lol I was about to post this too! (In picture form).
I wonder if those "irrelevant retards" just sub to him just to see the train wreck.
No. 357707
File: 1488931334753.png (745.69 KB, 640x1136, IMG_3747.PNG)
You obviously don't pass.
No. 357708
File: 1488931434375.png (672.09 KB, 640x1136, IMG_3748.PNG)
>>357707I meant smash! You're not smash material! Whatever…
As for the next pic: spider-onion!
No. 357717
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>>357553My nigga… they're almost identical! (Minus the gray hair…yet!)
No. 357732
>>357707what the fuck is with this mop-y curly too big for his fucking head toddler haircut.
he's so goddamn transparent
No. 357741
File: 1488935706799.png (990.04 KB, 640x1136, IMG_3752.PNG)
This is why we can't have nice things! (Sorry, fellow FMA fans)
No. 357744
>>357739Yeah, that shit happened during the AJ saga:
http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=RedTube_TrollGranted, there
is an old Speaks video of himself jerking off while accusing everyone who watches porn of abusing and exploiting people (lol) who're in said pornos.
No. 357790
>>357569i would pay good money to see him run for prez
imagine the drama
No. 357825
>>357708those love handles and fat thighs…
How tall is he? This looks like it was taken in a funhouse mirror.
No. 357863
>>357826>when the fuck was this dumb banana vid made?!2009, seven fucking years ago… and it's not even
his biggest creation, it's Skye's! Greg was just dancing like a retard in a banana costume (Skye was too) and off-key singing.
>>357861>Gregory James Danielew it even sounds like an old man's name! then again, his parents are/were conservative Christians at the time and it was the 80's so there's that, I guess.
No. 357893
Forgot to tag you
>>357888Also, when you get there, you have to listen VERY CLOSELY to the audio.
No. 357944
>>357934Skye's behind him and he
was fapping (you could hear it during the first 40 seconds and hear something sticky and something being put away in the very beginning of the video).
>is condeming people with "sick sexual urges" and the conversation is mostly centered around keeping people with those urges satisfied with the fantasy rather than the actual act. someone should link it to him now that hes a openly teenager dating "king of kink"Yeah and that porn actors are victims of exploitation
No. 357957
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>>356563I know I'm late with this but:
AGE RESTRICTIONS YOU FUCKING PEDO/EPHEBO CUNT
No. 357959
>>356729Um.
You thought Tom Hardy was Onion?
May I say what in the living fuck?
No. 357961
>>357959to be fair, that isn't a very flattering image of Tom Hardy.
(but I don't think it looks anything like Onion either)
No. 357972
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On international women's day, it sure says a lot.
No. 358006
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Billie…please don't…! Don't do us like this!
No. 358015
>>358006nah, I think if she was going back to Onion Ayalla wouldn't tweet like that. it'd be more pissy. I think
>>358013 is probably right.
>>358014few weeks ago I think.
No. 358021
>>358006Drama much? Take a fucking Valium.
>>358013My god, I fucking hope so. That guy is cute, nice, and was hilariously disgusted by Greg's treatment of Billie. Billie deserves more friends like that dude. Girl also needs a serious change of scenery and pace to get her self-esteem back on track after that shitshow.
No. 358022
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well, there is this..
No. 358023
>>358022yasssss
i'll ship that
No. 358025
>>358015Ahh Gotcha!
>>358022Well hopefully she is seeing him! He's pretty cute!
Also yeah I just noticed onions very recent tangent on twitter about pot yet again, He seems upset tonight :^)
No. 358031
>>358022Is this like a normal thing in today's teenagers now? Just up and flying to meet random ass strangers you tweet at in hopes of romance and e-fame? You think she'd be more cautious about that after what happened like only a month ago.
It's great that she's free from Greg, but she's a poor decision-maker even for a teen.
No. 358048
>>358031where would she get the money for a trip like that? god, imagine if greg paid her off to take the video down.
sage for outrageous speculation.
No. 358060
>>358016I hope I am, knowing what happened in the past, sometimes makes one doubt her.
>>358021I am calm, maybe you should take your midol, since it's probably that time again for you.
No. 358063
>>358031>>358037You're all still jumping to conclusions, there's nothing anywhere that says where she's going… she could be visiting family for all we know.
And please take discussion of Billie to her own thread in /snow… there's no reason for us to be hawking over her every move in this thread.
No. 358078
File: 1489075355731.png (676.58 KB, 640x1136, IMG_3767.PNG)
Fag
No. 358082
>>358078It's like he doesn't understand that the shit he does to his skin, actually makes it worse as each and every day goes by.
He should not be using masks on a daily basis, he's basically stripping away natural oils and his pores will work overtime in producing twice that amount because of it. He uses cheap dollar store "stage" makeup and probably only uses baby wipes to take it off. He wears Doormat's makeup the rest of the time otherwise his complexion is like a minefield. He shares his dirty bathwater with his emotionally dead wife. He's more pallid than a limp blobfish because he sits on his ass all day on the internet and barely goes outside, and when he does go outside on a rare occasion, you know he isn't wearing sunscreen. His "vegetarian" diet consists of nothing but processed, ready made meals full of carbs… I really don't need to go on, do I? Because it's just so obvious to the rest of us.
No. 358104
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It's very sad that he laughs at his own jokes.
No. 358106
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the fuck is wrong with him
No. 358109
>>358106He's really projecting like crazy right now, he's currently unravelling that cluster B and it's hilarious.
Only within the last two hours, people on Twitter have been discussing his mental state and now he suddenly starts going on a rant about how mentally ill people need help, but not before they should STFU ever talking about their problems to loved ones because according to him "that's selfish".
It's really getting to him, he's lost control, he can't stand it when people point out his hypocrisy when he can't take his own advice.
No. 358111
>>358106Didn't he mention before that his ex-wife (the thought of her) saved him from blowing his brains out?
If this
hypothesis is true: not only does he owe her alimony, he owes her his life.
Haha.
No. 358139
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Onioncock's son video:
Look at that mofo, born psychopath!
Btw nice incoming turkey chin Greg.
No. 358140
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>>358139Smash or Pass video: featuring Onion's ever-disappearing ass
No. 358150
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This was on his tweet about his son.
Anyone know what they're talking about??
No. 358166
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It honestly feels like he's losing it lately, He's just going between all his usual topics to hate on. What a broken record!
No. 358171
>>358166This is more than usually stupid, even for Greg. Perhaps he should work on his reading comprehension.
Here's a clue Greg, you moron. No one thinks Taylor is their enemy. For many, if they think about her at all, they think she's a shitty person because she not only enables and encourages your egregious behavior, she on top of that appears to be emulating it at this point. She also seems to run interference anytime you start feeling heat, instead of making you accept the consequences of your shitty behavior.
As for Sarah, no one thinks she's an enemy either. To the extent that anyone thinks of her, if they think of her at all, they think she's your victim regardless of whether she knows it with her immature 16-year-old brain. Some may also feel that she turned into quite the little shithead asshole while she was under your and Taylor's loving care and guidance, but that is a trait of 16 year olds, so I am on the fence on that one. I am just glad she isnt there any more to be raised by you and your awful wife.
No. 358198
>>358164It's a small Greaselord.
>>358159How is it "shitty" of them? They're not the child's guardians or babysitters. If Grease is stupid enough to leave his unsupervised child alone in a room, whilst ALL of them were taking selfies that night (including himself) then that's his fault; not theirs.
No. 358206
>>358205Say your writing an article about his past (as a youtuber with a large following of very young teen girls), or gathering information that may help his former victims?
Why
did you reach out to her?
No. 358214
>>358206I messaged them last year when we found out that
papa-onion wasn't "convicted" of doing shit and just felt as us as anti-o's (if that statement is okay to use here) should get at least some truth to this.
Really I didn't know they were gonna reply as I already forgot about for awhile.
No. 358226
>>358214>>358219Regardless, it was a terrible idea to inform us of this considering he lurks his own threads… don't be surprised if he or his wife contacts her first before you even get the chance to even proceed with this.
Take discussions like this to the Discord chat in future.
No. 358243
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Lots of comments towards him are very negative for this tweet. What a fucking twat.
No. 358248
>>358243The sanctimonious, hypocritical, narcissistic dipshit never takes his own advice though does he? He just always wants to set the standard without putting any effort into saving himself at all.
You heard him ladies, save yourself and avoid fucking nutcases like him.
No. 358255
>>358243His twitter display picture has some redneck retard vibes. (No offence to the mentally challenged)
Saged for random thoughts.
No. 358267
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He is so dense.
No. 358271
>>358267I didn't know the president told the entire English speaking world what letters to use.
He's an idiot.
No. 358293
>>358289This is good. I would add that leading questions and hypothetical situations be kept to a minimum/or just ban them completely.
The whole time he was debating JG he would try and lead her into agreeing with him with yes/no type questions. He can't actually argue his points so he resorts to manipulation to get the response he wants. And the hypotheticals were very off-topic and draining to listen to. They are also such a weak argument, asking "what if"s that barely relate to the topic usually end up with him avoiding the original question and derailing conversation.
No. 358296
>>358293The only reason why I say it should be on neutral grounds is because a lot of us DO want to debate the fucker.
But if we so much as say our real names or give anything away to our real lives… how is that gonna look on us? His Greasewife is already fucked over from ever being a councillor through proxy.
How will it look for those even trying to converse with a mentally unstable pervert? That's why I shake my head each and every time those are passionate enough to engage with him outright in any way.
None of us don't want that… or any kind of link or association.
So it must be on neutral grounds, he's proved he's already able to type since the start of his online presence 13 years ago and is still able to do so unless his arms were suddenly broken.
No. 358308
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Come at us, you sick fuck.
No. 358328
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Grease is back to shitting on women again, calling them freeloaders and dirty shit-talkers.
His girl-hate is slowly coming out.
No. 358374
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None because you've completely ruined Power Rangers for me, fucking cuck.
No. 358405
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He REALLY needs to let that shit die…
It's been seven years man, seven fucking years!
No. 358444
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>>358441
Yeah I noticed he would publicly sends hearts to her, Fucking cute af. Can't wait for the absolute RAGEFEST from grease!
No. 358456
>>358452Oh sweet Jesus thank you! (And you as well anon for providing information)
Btw I'm sorry for overreacting earlier, knowing what happened in the past, I was really doubtful and frightened for her.
No. 358458
>>358457Oh, yeah, that was eye-roll worthy as well, but we're used to countless of selfies where he pretty much looks the same/same stupid facial expression ( different costume ) - what he's trying to achieve with those who the fuck knows.
The banana costume on the other hand is just pathetic. Trying to relive the "glory days" ( which were cringy to start off ), like fuck off Gergle. Go have a mental breakdown and spazz all over Twitter or something, that'd at least be entertaining.
No. 358462
>>358458Gosh, what a washed-up, has-been loser.
It's like if the kid (now older) was still boasting about how he played the main role in the shining +20 years ago. Jeeze
No. 358463
>>358462At least that kid had a main role. Grease is like the extra who said one line in a movie and still won't stop mentioning it to everyone years later like it makes him famous.
..or, you know, the extra who exposed himself during a scene in that movie.
No. 358490
>>358310All those scenarios are very likely to happen considering he isn't a comedian.
Every "achievement" he has is either greatly exaggerated or completely fabricated… it's what those with NPD do, unfortunately. His mental disorders have been untreated for so long that he's trapped himself behind a wall where nobody can get through to him.
He's going to suffer for the rest of his life because of it and he'll make sure that everyone else in his life will suffer for it too.
His son is going to turn out to be even more mentally damaged than he is if he doesn't seek help before he's 35.
No. 358493
>>358405 This photo is the pinnacle of realising how sad and pathetic he truly is… this is a mentally deranged and emotionally broken man who is still trying to cling to his youth because of his fear of adulthood. You know that he knows himself it's unobtainable and futile, but he will continue to cycle through it because he seriously has nothing else left to offer the world. He no longer even has a personality, his untreated mental illnesses have been in the driver's seat for near enough 15 years now, and that is the only thing that defines him… he's a shell, an empty husk, his brain only functions on a limited capacity, there's no room to grow.
If it was someone who was a sweet and respectable guy, I'd feel really bad for them and would try to help… but considering this is Greaseball, he hasn't got even a slither of sympathy from me and he never will until he made a simple fucking effort to see a fucking therapist and stick to it.
But he won't.
Enjoy your wasted adulthood whilst you can, you fucking dullard.
No. 358504
>>358480Lol no it's that Stephen King movie.
>>358473Yikes, banana smegma
No. 358505
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Meanwhile, Lainey and some girl are flirting via twitter, yet again…
No. 358507
>>358490Onion has three years before he's 35, is it too late for him.
>>358493The sad thing is, he wasn't completely like this +7-8 years ago; he was treatable back then. Hell, he should've accepted the therapy the military gave him when he had the chance instead of "no, imma cure my
mental illnesses by making YouTube videos!".
YouTube is no longer a coping mechanism for him. How long do we have to wait before he fully snaps and does something?
No. 358509
>>358505>>young padawanCan these people be any more fucking blunt?
>>I'm so gayYes, like you say 90$ of the time… no fucking personality whatsoever.
I'm seriously convinced that Grease is in control of that account a majority of the time, I hate imagining a grown adult woman hitting on teenagers to lure back to her husband.
No. 358510
>>358505Overdone make up? Check
Septum piercing? Check
Under 25? Check
Idiot thats easily manipulated? Check
No. 358512
>>358505Odd detail I noticed as well, Seems she's followed by another friend of Lane and they're liking her stuff, Minor detail but I find it very odd as hell that Lainey keeps going for girls in the same circle.
sage for samefag and tinfoil
No. 358513
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Shits on parenting (and his dad) and denies being a parent (lol)
No. 358522
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>>358505>I'm so gay wowieI knew this sounded familiar. How sad she's a mother of two small children.
No. 358524
>>358522In addition to other evidence that's been circulating around, that's seriously some damning evidence that there was something going on between them.
They were never "just friends" that's why she and Grease shat themselves and booted her out of the house when people were planning to get the law involved.
They literally shipped her over from her state just days after her 16th birthday so they could molest her, fucking gross.
No. 358541
>>358538It's just not really believable coming from a married mother of two children lmao. I'm so gay I let a cishet scumbag impregnate me twice.
Btw sage goes in the email field just in case you don't know it yet.
No. 358548
>>358530That's all there is to her personality, and it isn't even true…
Just imagine; if she were to turn into a mommyblogger it would actually be an improvement! Not many people can say that. Of course, it would make it significantly harder to lure in new teenagers so that will never happen.
>>358541Tbh if I were in a heterosexual marriage with children and my partner kept screaming about being WOWIE SO GAY I'd be pretty pissed. Bitch you're married to a man, you're not gay. At best you're bi but even that's only for your husbands benefit. STFU
No. 358570
>>358562True, but he clearly doesn't respect her as a person or the legitimacy of lesbian relationships. If he did, he would realise that Taylor saying she's gay/lesbian would mean she was only attracted to women and not men like him. But he doesn't take female homosexuality seriously and knows she's only doing it to satisfy his fetish so he's got no problem with it. He's one of those guys who would badger a lesbian couple for a threesome and insist that women need "real dick".
OT/blog but my SIL is married to another woman, who is bi. The bi girl was dating a guy when she met and fell in love with my SIL. Bi girl confessed this to her then-boyfriend and he just thought it was hot. He was extremely confused when she broke up with him and started dating SIL, and for months didn't seem to accept that she dumped him for a woman because to him, lesbian relationships weren't real relationships.
Of course Taylor is only playing into Grease's girl-on-girl fetish + scouting for a new teenager for him to fuck and not actually looking for a relationship with another woman. It's really scummy of her imo, especially since she's so quick to cry about other girls leading HER on. You're the fuckboy here, spaceprince!
No. 358572
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New speaks video where he shits on Shiloh and AJ.
States that they were both trying to get back with him at some points in life by telling the 'victims' that Gertrude's a bad person for them (Shiloh/Lainey) so they could get with him (lol).
Apparently Taylor told him all of this. Delusional bitch.
No. 358576
>>358572Plain is so arrogant and stupid look at what she's done with her life now, she lives with a man who is not in love with her, is not wealthy enough for her to have sufficient heating or furnishing in their house, and has shat out two children she claims to be a mother towards but hauls them off nannies since that's the one luxury onion doesn't mind affording.
If she had listened to his ex girlfriends I'm sure she would have made something of herself by now. But looking back at how she used to tell him he was her soulmate (and with speculation that she was doing this to other YouTubers as well) I think she got what she wanted
No. 358582
>>358576>>358572I didn't know that Onision dated HannahMinx lol.
>I hope you find someone who is way better than me. Better looking and a better personality.Not going to be hard, Onision. You're pretty shit. lol.
No. 358593
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He's losing it, he really is…
No. 358648
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>>358523There's also this "dungeon" dialogue between Taylor, Sarah ("Jailbait"), and a 3rd party on twitter.
>>358524>They were never "just friends" that's why she and Grease shat themselves and booted her out of the house when people were planning to get the law involved.You got it, anon.
>>358537Even
if it is a group chat, which i don't believe, the pattern in the dialogue makes it pretty obvious who it is.
No. 358653
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comment on his speaks vid 'YouTuber Boys That Cry On Camera (Total Break Down)'
fucking creepy. these are the kinds of adults he attracts. why mention that your daughter is over 18???
No. 358654
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>>358652Weird. Was he talking about Skye, or the other one?
No. 358656
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>>358652And check out the space heater in the background - maybe their heat really
doesn't work
No. 358657
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>>358654Adrienne. He made a soundless video about a girl he dated for 3 weeks, years later. He is out of things to talk about until he can get a new teen in the GreaseMansion.
No. 358659
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>>358657Includes photos of her. Again, YEARS after they dated … for 3 weeks.
All because she dumped him after he essentially raped her (i.e. jumped on her in her hotel room, without a word of introduction.)
No. 358665
>>358572>Apparently Taylor told him all of this. Delusional bitch.You forgot lying, phony, manipulative sack of shit whose only real reason for existing is to be her husbands doormat and teen girl groomer.
>>358654 It's a video about a failed "relationship" from
five years ago? He must be desperate to keep his dying channel afloat. kek
No. 358684
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He's back on talking about his ex-girlfriends again and displays jealousy towards Hannah's husband. please look for the hippie and gypsy interviews from a few threads back
I'm surprised he didn't talk about the last highschool sweetheart he married. #though I guess he didn't have to, he can always look that shit up and buy the info since he has money to do so.##
Aaand there's a shit-stain, I think.
No. 358736
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It's not like there's just regular history in schools which includes 'white history' right?
Are we sure he didn't shoop and print out his HS diploma?
No. 358755
>>358754That don person has been an extreme defender of the two teen groomers, Holy fuck can't stand em.
Sage for not completely onion related
No. 358852
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>>358754She looks a bit like Shiloh, imo.
No. 358854
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>>358853Check Plainey's comment…
They really do move fast. Creepy.
No. 358855
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>>358853Some more circumstantial Insta-evidence. It's legit grossing me out though.
No. 358857
>>358855Lainey is scum.
Do we know what age this one is?
No. 358862
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>>358861Looks like it has been going on at least 2 months, if not longer.
She claims to suffer from bi-polar, anxiety, alcoholism and PTSD.
So that theory about Plainey and Onion going after problem-kids is definitely ringing true.
No. 358871
>>358854those brows are t r a g i c
at least thats one thing her and lainey have in common
No. 358873
>>358862>>358854>>358855I've no sympathy for her if she gets mixed up in their mess, she's 21 so I don't really give a fuck. Doormat is gonna end up whining and crying again once Grease becomes the victim's new favorite and makes her part of their "trinity", and the victim is just gonna end up being the brunt of their broken marriage and taking all the blame for whatever goes wrong in it.
At this point, ANYONE who gets involved with them (especially if they're 21 or over) and thinks it's a grand idea even when they're aware of all their past history with relationships; deserves what they'll inevitably get tbh.
At this point, all I care about it the milk and Doormat's salty tears.
No. 358880
>>358873Oh he'll yeah, I'm buzzed for those sweet sweet tears kek
I wonder if she shes already accepted onion dick or if he'll spring it on her when she gets there.
No. 358885
>>358880I think he's already made it clear a few times that he doesn't want Doormat to exclusively have a girlfriend of her own, he wants to share or she can't have one at all.
I'd imagine this woman has already had Grease "screening" her with a one-on-one session like he did with Luxymoo.
No. 358894
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>>358862>>Bipolar>>Anxiety>>PTSDWait, didn't he just make these Tweets only a couple of days ago? Lmao… she's not even there yet and he's already shitting on people like her.
This is gonna be some great milk, I can already taste it's freshness.
No. 358898
>>358888Yeah she was the girl lainey was flirting with and when people called them out, they of course tried to laugh it off like omg weve been just FRIENDS forever. Yeah clearly.
Lol lainey always acts like she is so heartbroken and will need a long time if ever to have another gf. Already has one lined up right after the other. Shes as scummy as gerg. How does anyone watch the shit they did with billie and decide yeah, thats a relationship i want to be in. Anyone who they lure in is a complete moronic idiot at this point.
No. 358901
>>358898Yep, not to mention she's 21 so she's basically a consenting adult in all of this; she was also around during all the shit they were doing to Billie… and for someone who allegedly suffers from PTSD; you'd think she'd be a lot more cautious of who she associates with.
In fact, it's only going to give her more PTSD when she get's the full on Greasy Experience.
Hilarious… what a fucking idiot.
No. 358904
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she yelled at billie for "misgendering" her when she was mad at her. Is being your gf not close enough? It's clearly anyone who sucks up to you can use "she" and anyone else is OMGAH MISGENDERING IM SO TRANS!!111. What an insult to the trans community. If this is not clear confirmation lainey's agender bullshit is just a victim card and a way to lure teens she likes, then i dont know what it is.
No. 358907
>>358901Don't worry. Onion will magically "cure her". Those tweets were just his way of curing people with bipolar disorder because its totally not a lifelong thing and then they can message him about how onion saved their life.
I think these morons want the free money and fame that comes with these bozos and think they are better than the last girl who clearly just fucked it up and they will do better than them then can get their school/debts paid off. That's the only true reasoning i can see why a 21 year old would be bothering with a married couple with kids.
>>358906Also wouldnt you want the people you are closest to who are people you actually talk to calling you by pronouns you prefer. Everyone close to lainey calls her "she". She clearly prefers SHE and doesn't mind being a girl but she cant let go of her agender bullshit, because she loves using it against people. Haha what a winner.
No. 358915
>>358904I agree so much. It makes me feel so bad for the real trans people. She's making it into a joke. She does not have dysphoria and meanwhile other people are killing themselves over it… She's an ugly person inside and out.
>>358894Do you think maybe he actually disagrees or isn't attracted to this one? Wasn't he the one doing most of the flirting with Billie? Has he been interacting with this new girl at all? Or maaaaybe it's because he is just not over Billie yet!
No. 358917
>>358915No idea, skimming through her tweets it sounds like she's interested in enrolling in several different universities in California, she has no chance of that if she gets into a relationship with them though.
But she might start doing the visiting during semesters/holidays and stay in a LD relationship with them like Billie did (before he tried manipulating her to ditch her family and friends in an attempt to get her to permanently reside with them) and this seems to be a pattern with him… he won't stand for it for long, his need for control is tantamount to everything else and he'll push and push and push until she either flees out of terror or crumbles under the pressure to live with them.
It would all depend on how much she actually values her friends and family.
I also see her being pretty flirtatious with a lot of people on her Twitter, it could be a red herring again like with the Mercedes chick in an attempt to stir up drama for attention again, I guess we'll know by next month I suppose.
No. 358918
>>358915At the very beginning when Billie first came in the picture it was her and Lainey interacting on Twitter just like this.
I bet he's attracted to her, she is not bad looking, and decently alternative which he likes. Also she's out of his age range but I think he is doing some damage control with that one "SEE I DONT
ONLY DATE 18 YR OLDS"
No. 358920
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>>358919I actually found the post guys lol
No. 358921
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No. 358922
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No. 358924
>>358920>>358921>>358922This is so gross. Taylor is so quick to put most, if not all the blame on Billie, despite her HUSBAND being the one to initiate the cuddling/full body massage/sleeping in the same bed. Like she recognizes that Greg is at some fault but then immediately pipes up that the other woman is "fucking slimy".
Like no, hun, your husband is the slimy one who broke his wedding vows to grope a nude 18-year old in your own home.
No. 358925
>>358919Hmm, I'm not sure what to make of it really especially considering no one was exactly falling for the Mercedes bullshit, and with this Alexandra person basically flirting with almost everyone on her Twitter; I'd think Doormat's jealousy would kick in and she'd start making a fuss about it if they were truly more than just friends.
Doormat may want to be more than friends with her, it's also possible that Grease wrote those Tweets in relation to her as a warning to Doormat or it's just another one of his baby tantrums thrown in Billie's direction… who knows.
It all just seems rather fishy and sudden, like they want us believe something is going on for shits and giggles; but I don't think they seem to realize that we don't give a shit about a consenting adult woman who may be willing to throw herself under a bus for them and ruin her life for the sake of appeasing a near middle-aged raving lunatic and his emotionally-stunted accomplice.
No. 358933
>>358932So "fucking slimy" that she actively took part in manipulating Billie into coming back another five times afterwards.
Gergles-sempai was exempt from all blame though, even when continuing to fuck her, uggguuuu.
No. 358936
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>>358927This is Alexandra, the girl who outed Lainey's secrets. There are some archives of her old tumblr admitting she's pan and lives in Cali.
Alexandria is a current "friend" of Lainey's.
Two different people but eerily similar in name and look.
No. 358940
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this person has perfectly summed up why i will never see plainey as a victim.
No. 358953
>>358945It's not even the fake "polyamory" that gets me… it's more of the fact they don't go for women who can consent to all of their bullshit, they're always outside his age group and they don't keep their sex lives private around their teenage audience.
There's hundreds of social groups out there dedicated to bdsm, swinging and polyamory. But consent or adults don't excite them or appeal to them… they purposely seek out teenage girls and young women with barely any life or relationship experience from broken homes to abuse and control for their own pleasure.
No. 358979
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Hahahaha, he still can't shut up about Billie.
No. 358983
>>358980He's clearly moved on, so much that he can't stop subtweeting at her on a daily basis.
>>"Did you ever love me, Billlaayyy?? How can you hate someone you once lovvveeed??"I think breaking up with someone over half a dozen times, blaming them entirely for your greasy wandering penis, abusing them mentally and emotionally on a constant basis and trying to isolate them from their family and friends is a pretty good reason to want to erase that person from your life.
No. 358993
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"I'm verbally abusive BUT AT LEAST I TELL THE TRUTH!!"
No. 359001
>>358993>I can be manipulative>I'm extremely honestHow does his tiny brain not explode?
>>358979Gergle, they can hate you because when they loved you, they thought you were a different person. Should be easy to comprehend, no?
No. 359018
>>359013Absolutely she did the right thing, Holy shit he's scum.
>>359015Gotchu
No. 359033
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I don't know whether or not to post this in Joy's thread in /snow, but as it directly pertains to Greaseball… he's sent her a "cease and desist" letter… it reminds me of the time he sent KiwiFarms a fake email from his "lawyer".
I don't know how to get a decent screenshot of it, but here's the link to it.
https://twitter.com/JoySparkleBS/status/841073983755816961 No. 359035
>>359033Lol, he's told some of his followers about this, too - I literally just saw a comment on Joy's video that said she should expect a cease and desist from his lawyers due to her "obsession".
Greg, you read here, so let me give you some legal advice: it's not illegal to make fun of someone on the internet, nor to criticize them. It's also not illegal for her to publish your convo, as Oregon is not a two party consent state.
She is not contacting you. You contacted her. The letter you sent is what police will recommend as a first step in the case of unwanted contact - but again, you're not complaining about unwanted contact, which is what harassment is. You're complaining that she made videos about you - which is literally how you make your living, making videos about other people and getting views off the ensuing drama.
You don't have a legal leg to stand on, which you would know if you ever actually spoke to a lawyer about any of this. They'd happily take your money and laugh you out of the office.
No. 359037
Grog,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_figureRead it and weep.
Also…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effectHope more people are motivated to make videos about you as a result of your laughable attempts to silence Joy. Because it'd be funny as fuck.
No. 359040
>>359037Didn't he say in his debate with Jaclynn that public figures should be expected to deal with people talking shit? And isn't what Joy doing the same exact shit he'd been doing to Eugenia for months?
Fucking flaming hypocrite
No. 359041
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>>359033One of the replies - I'm pretty sure this is almost like bang on point.
No. 359042
>>359039Lol, but he's not a lawyer - there's no reason for him not to send this as an email, requesting that contact cease doesn't have to be certified mail or anything.
But a cessation of contact isn't what he's requesting, and he's not even referencing laws in the letter - he's referring to his fave internet dictionary, which he's interpreted as law, and misunderstood in order to throw it at Joy.
He is actually, legitimately, retarded in the medical sense. Holy shit, my fucking sides.
No. 359046
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>>359033Close as I can get
No. 359047
>>359044fucking dead
>>359042ofc he's nor a lawyer, but the one sent to kiwifarms was literally just an email. at least this one is, like, on paper and shit
No. 359053
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>>359018Lol what a tool he is.
I love when she chapped his ass right here
No. 359054
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Around this point he really started to flip
No. 359065
>>359062He copied it word for word from this
>>359051It's intended for workplace/personal harassment when you're too cheap to get a lawyer and you hope to intimidate the person into compliance without paying one.
He has no idea what the legal standard for harassment is; he thinks online dictionary definitions are laws. He is legit mentally disabled if he thinks this is a real thing.
No. 359070
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That's gotta hurt the old pocketbook, eh? Such a shame.
No. 359075
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How can Greg take control of this conversation again?
Blackface.
No. 359078
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More distraction. Also slobbering over Taylor, in response to the Joy thing I assume.
He's the only one who gets to put Taylor down, thankyouverymuch
No. 359081
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>>359078From what I see nobody is letting his stupid shit slide in the comments its glorious!
No. 359092
>>358915>Do you think maybe he actually disagrees or isn't attracted to this one?I think he isn't very excited by this option but she's all that's left after Billie, Luxy and Sarah have rotated out of the picture. She's a safe and legal choice right now and a way for him to "prove" he's not strictly attracted to teens. He will bear it for the sake of publicly proving his point and at least getting
some booty while he squints at her brows and pretends it's Billie. He may not demand much of this girl sexually in the meantime.
No. 359098
>>359096Obviously.
He's making a blackface joke to distract from his embarrassment.
No. 359120
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>>359033>>359046here's the image saved directly from twitter
No. 359135
>>359120The fucking irony when everyone else he has publicly tweeted about and made videos about have every right to send this dimwit a cease and desist by his own definition.
I'd love to see people tear him a new asshole in twitter over this.
No. 359211
>>359062The way he signed it at the end got me the most, it's like when you see children scrawl something like "Bobby age 6 1/2" in the corners of their doodles.
I think this is a prime, recent example of his mental capabilities… he's seriously retarded.
No. 359217
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>>359211I see what you mean lol.
No. 359219
>>359155It's like watching those "Japanese Bug Fight" videos, instead it's two mentally challenged adults duking it out over who can look the most retarded in front of their audiences.
>>359114I think the only experience he's had in dealing with something akin to C&D is the restraining order that Skye filed against him after the divorce… but it seems he knows fuck all about legalities unless they pertain to AoC laws.
If his fake C&D from his "lawyer" sent to Kiwifarms is anything to go by, including this latest C&D stunt - I'm under the impression he doesn't know how that particular law works at all.
No. 359235
>>359230We will go to a courtroom and speak to the judge in that courtroom and also we will speak to the clerk in the courtroom
If he wrote this he really is borderline retarded.
No. 359237
>>359235I wonder if he was actually behind it though? I wasn't folliowing that story too closely at the time. I mean if he actually did this
>lawerdepartment@protonmail.comhe's confirmed retarded for sure.
No. 359241
>>359018Don't know if this belongs in joysparkles thread, but what is up with her saying she needs 2 weeks for her fake imaginary illness when I see her on younow every single day for the past month for hours with no breaks? This whole adding a paid moderator and charity shit kinda rubbed me the wrong way. Can someone clue me in on these "tech problems" they're talking about? Gerg & Jaclyn's stream was glitchy in the first half but that's about it, and I've never seen joy have glitch problems?
>inb4 greg fan. I hate onision more.But I can't stop getting hung up on joy have a completely non existent illness while using it as an excuse? Is she going to take more vitamins to feel better in order to debate?
>>359120Loving this though. Muh sides.
No. 359242
>>359238It would be a whole lot of fun if he did.
>>359155I don't know much about Joy (because Iduncurr), but I'm pretty sure that she's just winding Onion up in the absolute perfect way to infuriate a Narcissist. Playing them at their own game while being perky and friendly and acting like you don't understand what the problem is at all makes them so butthurt that you can see the lesions forming on their ass from space.
If Joy is just like that all the time to everyone, then … c'est la vie, I guess - just glad it resulted in this conversation.
No. 359243
>>359241It belongs in the Joy Sparkles thread, barely any of us have any interest in her here unless there's some real milk between her and Onion, a'la the C&D letter.
Someone is most likely to have the answers you're looking for in there.
No. 359245
>>359242It would be the ultimate lulz if she actually prepared for all of this before engaging him, there's a lot of resources out there on how to play narcissists and beat them at their own game. But I don't know her well enough (or at all) to give her that much credit though, maybe she's just as mental as he is.
Either way, she got the milkiest responses out of him… I love watching him crumble.
>>359235That was my favorite part too, and to think; he believes people laugh along with him because he's a "comedian" when we're actually laughing at him because he's so pathetic.
No. 359338
>>359330He can't push Joy or Billie around, and Taylor makes it too easy. He needs to belittle
someone to feel in control again.
No. 359343
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>>My fans are over +18!!!
No. 359348
>>359346lmao she'll never leave
he could fuck a 17 year old in front of her, beat her with a baseball and throw the kids out of the window and she would still pretend everything is okay
No. 359359
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>>"Stop stalking me and making videos about meeee!"
No. 359363
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>>359359Dude, he just made ANOTHER ex video today…he is fucking obsessed. How can Lainey be with someone who constantly talks about exes?
No. 359364
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>>359359The obsession continues (along with the love-bombs)
No. 359370
>>359346He's tweeted about that before. He's also tweeted that in case of a divorce, the children should always be with the mother.
>hint hint hint gtfo Lainey and take the kids hint>>359348True. If it weren't for her ability to lure in fresh teens and distract from his shitty actions by crying I'm sure he would be desperate to get rid of her. I'm convinced he's not attracted to her anymore and just waiting for a way to replace her without looking like too much of a bad guy. Back when Billie was still in his good graces he made videos about Taylor being too 'negative' and encouraged his fans who'd say they liked Billie better than Taylor.
No. 359374
>>359371oh WHOOPS
I had a baseball bat in mind but I'm pretty sure she wouldn't mind either
No. 359375
>>359346why would anyone say that about their partner unless they want them to leave.
Especially in this case, lainey had made it clear the only reason she stayed during the divorce saga was because she was too dependant….
Your partner should never have that be their goal for you ? kek.. what a loveless marriage..
No. 359377
>>359369He looks so bad hahaha nice brows mr caveman
nad holy shit these other guests are so awkward
No. 359388
>>359384exactly, while i'm sure greg obsessively checks his gfs social medias and googles them on the reg to see what theyre up too, he usually doesn't do videos or twitter rants etc unless somethings
triggered him, and seeing shiloh being happy with someone else would for sure set him off….no doubt about that
No. 359390
>>359384I'm not completely sure, but hasn't she dropped a lot of weight recently and now has a pretty smokin' hot boyfriend?
If so, I bet that really sent him into a seething, jealous rage.
No. 359403
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>>359372Taylor's smugness reminds me of this one
No. 359432
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What the fuck are these people talking about? What horrible things?
#looks like we got another Stevie on our hands##
No. 359438
>>359436Everything is onion-related on EO, and considering this is most likely Stevie back to her old games, it should go in there.
(saged for the obvious)
No. 359532
>>359528Yeah that is
problematic, in my opinion. They obviously haven't scrutinized her at all. Could be because she's a smaller channel.