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Miss Victoria Murder thread?
Old thread >>218886
she sperg'd all over it and now it's unreadable.
her levels of autism are unmatched.All images property of Victoria Shingleton. All use of images constitutes copyright fair use, e.g. for purposes of critique or parody.
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WOW! much tomboy, such cool
inb4 she spams this thread under multiple proxies
I never knew anything about this girl until I saw all the spam in the last one. Holy shit.
Should I go pop some popcorn before she spergs out?
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Reposting in this thread because that terrible photoshop. those hands
Even when lolcowfarm is long gone, Vicky's sperg-out will remain: https://archive.is/hWXT1
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Prepare for some unedited photos yall!
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What even is that cringey Goodwill Goffik Belt
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OH fuck off victoria i think we're a bit past the whole "im not victoria" thing dont you? You're mentally unstable, and you can't stand that people are posting pictures of what you really look like. Keep stuffing that face vic, its only going to make your photoshops even more hilarious.
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I would sue her for this.
LMFAO look at the skeletal arm on this ~buxom beauty~
I love that all of Vicky's tattoos are self-portraits.
She claims it's because she has sewwww many stalkers
but i think the real reason is because she doesn't want people to see pictures that her family has posted of her sans editing. gasp
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is she really 30? her eyebags are awful…>>327558
…whats going on with that right arm?
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Just assorted fanpages
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LMAO SHES REAL PRETTY THO
Victoria in a nutshell.
VIcky Shingles has done a lot of damage so I don't see why that would be going too far, as long as the victims are willing to participate obviously. >>327584
Up to you, can you do it anonymously?
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Guelph PD("swatting" isn't allowed)
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Literally exactly this
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In the meantime, here are some mroe shoopless shingles
If she hadn't posted her real name as some kind of weird defense for her shitty MySpace-era scene name, I wouldn't have been able to find this. It's on the first page when you Google her, hahaha https://www.google.com/search?q=victoria+shingleton+ontario
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all of her clothes look so ill-fitting on her, just why
Also getting my popcorn ready in anticipation for the mass unveiling
Farmhand said here >>184375
that Vicky Shingles is using a different IP for each post, so they can't ban her. Imagine being that
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Victoria said it was a bot, so she probably got one of her white knights to do this since she's obviously not smart enough to figure out something like that.
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vicky shingles: wet potato
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VICKY SHINGLESVICKY SHINGLESVICKY SHINGLESVICKY SHINGLESVICKY SHINGLES
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She willingly chooses to have her eyebrows look like that?
Victoria, stop sperging and go get yourself some ABH. Shit,if you're cheap, NYX and ELF make some cheap but good quality eyebrow products.
Good luck and Godspeed navigating these posts to find out.
Vicky's got quite a bit of time on her hands, it seems.
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Victoria, if you are reading this (and we all know you are) please turn off your computer and get help.
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Trying so hard to prove herself, pathetic.
thank you for the tip, anons.
the thread got a lot less hellish for me.
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The weird thing is, I think we're all well aware she does these tattoos.
It's just that they're really terrible.
She clearly doesn't understand the fundamental differences between drawing on paper and tattooing on skin, and she'll keep fucking up bodies because she's too much of a narcissist to think she is doing anything wrong.
Another Vicky Shingle special, shooped to death.
Both this thread and the previous thread >>35202
have been cleaned of spam. I locked the old thread.
She / her friend(s) will probably continue to spam, but it will be removed quickly and easily from now on.Any spam or similarly disruptive behavior after this point will result in full disclosure of all emails Victoria sent to firstname.lastname@example.org
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Thanks Mods! Also, how exciting!
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Oh shit, this is just getting better and better
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In honour of this occasion, have some Vic teeth
"""""""**[lots more spam]**
Copyright (c) 2016, Victoria Shingleton
thank you for making it easier to collect evidence for the case.
Copyright (c) 2016, Victoria Shingleton
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Just can't help yaself, can you?
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Yes!!! Thank you for clearing this. I bet she's raging HARD right now. Haha Shingle, you lose!
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Idk if this was posted before, but she straight up sent kiwifarms a legal threat about lolcow by mistake. And on top of her stupidity self posted her own forum there to try and do damage control for her accident
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Victoria bella morte vs vicky shingles
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"No makeup" Victoria bella morte vs vicky shingles (I know she's wearing make up in both but it's the closest were ever gonna get lol)
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Vic's dirty hands, stolen from the last thread
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MySpace victoria bella morte vs myspace victoria shingles
(since she blames looking like a cow in her unedited photos because they're "old". you have plenty of old photoshopped pics and you still look nothing like the originals, dear.)
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Audrey's wonky eye ;(
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lol yeah Vicky, we can tell.
She could've been born to Irish parents in Ireland, moved to the UK and later emigrated on her own to Canada.
I don't follow this cow so idk.
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gleeful reminder that OP should jealous! thanks to whoever archived last thread
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I only let myself put 10 minutes of effort into this, but you are completely right. Probably the most accurate way to describe her shoopin.
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I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER ASS GET DRAGGED ON NATIONAL TELIVISION.
Nobody asked you Vic, everyone knows you have nothing going on based on how much time you spend shooping your photos and spamming this thread.
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One of a few photos.
"Okay babe, I took like 20 pics of you which one do I put on fb? "
- "omg none I have to shop them first, I can't look like myself in them!"
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She used to date a guy named adrien who left vicky for her friend (She butchered the poor girl with a scratched Edward scissorhands tattoo) and I always thought the other girl was way more average than vicky but since vicky shops her pics so much and wears makeup in her "no makeup" pics, who knows.. the other girl may be hotter
His new gf seems absolutely adorable and like a total sweetheart!
And as far as the rest of that goes, he could have dated a garbage bag full of cottage cheese and it would have been a step up from vshings.
Samantha Prowse...you mean the girl that fucked every guy in the house besides one that Victoria lived in and also Adrien? Classy...
Copyright (c) 2016, Victoria Shingleton
Omg imagine the poor soul who had to approve this for publishing. It's so disgustingly self indulgent.
> the first time I didn't wear glasses or have my hair tied back a guy hit a pole looking at me
Okay every teen highschool movie, calm the fuck down lmao I'm actually crying that's so hilarious. I can't believe she buys her own bullshit.
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Quit spamming the thread, Vicky Shingles! Your dumb comment doesn't even make any sense!
Anyways, they're engaged now and it's pretty cute. I'm happy he's away from that evil narcissist.
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I can't believe how bad this is. It's almost word salad.
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>Sends a fake cease and desist email to the wrong website
>shitting up long dead threads to ~☆ Sh0W DA H8rs ☆~
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no vic you only look like her bc you edited it. Bunny is way prettier than you, no photoshop needed. AND she isn't scared to upload makeup free pics even if she doesn't look all that great. She actually doesn't care what other people think unlike your narcissistic ass
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The guy on the right could totally smell her
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More unshooped shingles
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In case anyone missed her actual photoshoot pics that she didn't edit herself.
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lmfao I can't handle how hilarious this is xD
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Was going through some old screenshots since I like to immortalize some of the inane things she posts online, and this cracked me up all over again
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This is totally not edited in any way and yes my boobs are real peasants
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More fun, totally not narcissistic and delusional, comments.
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If only he knew…only idiots can't tell she has lipstick on and photoshopped eyelashes and eyebrow hairs on herself lmao. She is such a catfish
It was the same as her usual spam, like
and a bunch of gibberish.
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End Sharpen Tool Abuse Now!
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> I'm skinny and you can see my ribs poking out but I'm tonnnnned
Did you mean gut
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I wanna jump on her belly
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Release ALL THE EMAILS
And to think, her thread probably would have petered out pretty quickly if she hadn't sperged out nonstop in it.
Holy shit. That girl loves herself way too much.
Kind of hoping she comes back and makes an ass out of herself even more, just to get bitchslapped by the mods again kek
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One of the saddest things about this is that I think she seriously overestimates her fanbase and her popularity. She thought it was believable that all these fans would come running to defend her. Currently going through her old thread and yikes.
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I'm so glad this got pinned. Mods are slaying.
I hope shes making a good living blowing smoke up her own ass. For such a self-proclaimed ~intellectual super psychologist~ she sure is blind to her own deeply flawed red flag
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Being exposed as a big bitch baby throwing tantrums for hours wasn't very calculated!!
also>self-reported "intellectual">can't spell 'thoughtful' correctly despite most browsers and phones having spellcheck
At this point I expect her to honestly believe the spellcheck is wrong and that she knows the one true way to spell 'thoughtfull'
Lmao it literally looks like shes making a hhmphhhhhh
face. Master troll has been defeated.
Also am I crazy or does she have a serious lazy eye going on in this picture?????
Gotta keep one eye on the trolls lmao.
Also that spelling error. I swear at this point she couldn't put her foot any farther down her own throat.
All those posts in snow where she was pretending to be her own ex boyfriends and talking about how beautiful she is
That was hard to read. So cringey.
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This 'ex-boyfriend' posts are almost too honest lmao.
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When nobody's told you that you're a thin beautiful genius in over 10 minutes
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I cringed so hard I got a leg cramp when I saw this.
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christ this is such a trainwreck
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>wow, it's not my fault I gained weight and my ink stretched, i have a thyroid problem, fuck you
this is literally the best thing I have read all day
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guys walk into signposts bc i am no longer the geeky quiet girl but beautiful glowing final fantasy character who is SUCH A TOMBOY AT WORK and guys and also am SO KIND to every one i meet and I am on THE HONOR ROLL for my astrophysics/law/medical/arts degree and I have good medical knowlege from my mom's textbooks and for some inexplicable reason I talk with a british accent and beware my SHARP TONGUE because i am also a linguist
Oh my goddddddd im dying. why does every fat person use the thyroid problem
lmao I love this. >>327775
I feel like these posts are a perfect example of Vic not fully understanding what lolcow is like. Firstly, we're mostly girls, and secondly, no one says "dduuuuuddddeeee dating tips" ever
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>> “There is nothing betrothed in the afterlife. I’ll watch the stars like immortal specters and see them fall to dust…i’ll play in crystal constellations, and hope it holds my infinitesmial heart in it’s intricate web of glowing beauty, like luminescent fireflies in it’s inverted heartcrushing paroxysmal complexity.” - both quotes by moi 2002, 2010
this is an actual quote from her fb account
>both quotes by moi 2002, 2010
SHE FUCKING QUOTES HERSELF FROM PREVIOUS YEARS IM GAGGING.
I bet that took her 3 hours what with all the thesaurus.com digging and whatnot.
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Oh my god this bitch is 110% kek. Everything she says, no matter what, is just a compliment to herself. >>327774
Holy fuck im dead.
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All of her favorite quotes are her own except one, and it's wrong.
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Do you think anyone has ever called her "vault" before? Or is it just her band of alter-egos (who shat all over the last thread) who whisper these things to her?
That's a rhetorical question. I always knew she was a bit out-there and annoying, but only since mod intervention did I realize how batshit crazy she actually is.>>327788>I have two modes>Do a badass job>Don't do it
Wow I really wish that was true, for the sake of all the people you've fucked up with your tattoo machine.
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>Behind these pale green eyes of mine lurks a delusory intellect that apon first notice
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Vicky, PLEASE FINISH YOUR BOOKS, I WILL BUY THEM
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This is all in the Awards section because the poor dear has never actually won anything.
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>>327795>graced magazines with my tattoo work or likeness>>327797>I can admit my own faults…
I really don't understand how people look at this trainwreck and go "yeah, this is someone I want to engage with."
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What a long list of absolutely nothing you've accomplished vic.
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Yeah it was all her lmao
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She can't be serious
The capability that obese people have of maintaining their delusions is truly fascinating.
Everybody can see how fat she is with a quick glance. The only person she's managed to convince that she's "perfect BMI" is herself.
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"I-I watch documentaries all the time! All day, I watch docs because I'm Smart! I-I'm your dream girl, trust me!"
Oh wow, and she calls herself "beautiful" and "perfect" all the time too, when you literally can't see an inch of her real face under the pounds of makeup. And she admits to photoshopping herself beyond recognition anyway. This is the buttery delusion that I come here for.
Like, yeah hun, everyone looks "pretty" when your face is literally painted on with makeup and none of your natural features are showing. Everyone can do that. Men do that even. I swear I've seen her exact face on a drag queen before. If she painted a potato instead of her face, the potato would come out looking more like "her" than she does in the morning.
I really think that after sanitizing anything that shows her real self for so long, she's forgotten how average and chunky and uneducated she really is. She thinks so highly of herself when it's like… what? What have you ever done to be proud of? A couple shitty tattoos and some hilariously deformed photoshops?
That's probably why she keeps up with the pseudointellectual bullshit actually. Some part of her deep down realizes that she doesn't know jack shit about science or philosophy or literature, or anything of importance really, so she tries to put on a front as though academia was ever actually an option for her to convince herself that she's less of a useless airhead.
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I can't find it but she has claimed to have an iq of 200 before. Yeah ok Vic.
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She has some things to say about her body composition. See guys, it's just too troublesome for her to eat enough to get fat! You've got it all wrong.
Kek. As if spamming builds muscle. better not get too muscular now
All she does is sit on her ass and eat (and it shows) then suck it all in with photoshop and serve it up to the fedora masses.
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This girl sounds like a literal neckbeard oml.
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>Claims to be "educated" in the mental health field >Claims lolwcow needs a "non bullying input [opinion]" >Posts a bullying statement "…i don't care about you and you're unworthy of my love…" >Claims Vaca Bella Morte is narcissistic, but creates 4 posts under a narcissistic user tripfaggy name "sadness lilly" within an Anonymous-oriented image board. Wow. That level of consistency and professionalism.
Tell us again why anyone of us should even care about your opinion. Show us your expertise credentials or you're called out for your bs. GTFO for derailing the thread.
ミ★ The More You Know
Dont forget bullying the anon who thought she was Vic by calling them "the dumb"
Are you the same poster over on /b/ who thinks they can "profile" housewife chan?
If you are you need to quit. Your posts honestly read like an undergraduate who just took a psych 101 course. No professional would claim to make an "educated" diagnosis on somebody just from seeing their social media posts even if they display obvious characteristics of something.
Feel free to partake in the petty rabble and gossip but for pete's sake don't pretend you're giving any insight that's above the general posters here.
Watching documentaries doesn't make you the same as a scientist who works in a lab any more than visiting a zoo makes you a koala bear.>>327826>>she has claimed to have an IQ of 200 before.
Claims to have an IQ higher than Albert Einstein (his was between 160-190), but models and is a tattoo artist for a living…sure…I'm gonna bet she used one of those online IQ tests that go up to 320. Even with legitimate IQ tests they are known to be highly flawed, not an accurate measure of intelligence (too limited) and only useful for diagnosing learning difficulties and disorders in children. It supposed to indicate what you're potentially capable of: that's it. >>327831
Yeah take your psych 101-based armchair diagnosis elsewhere. If you're not her nor her psych doctor, you actually have no place speculating in great detail about what mental disorders she may have using info she has posted on the internet and then posting it on the fucking internet. And if you're the slightest bit educated in this area as you claim to be, you should have already known that tbf.
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you know what? I'll bet this whole thing is really getting to her; she's so unhinged and we're being so savage. I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up taking her own life, because she relies so heavily on this virtual(see: false) image of herself. If you're reading sticky vikki, please don't kill yourself. There's no reason why you can't just take this one like a champ. Get your head out of your arse, girl. Learn a lesson in humility
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Did anyone else find it really weird the way she sperged out about the draw anon posts?
I noticed that too and I can't tell if she just didn't get it or if she was peak breakdown at that point.
Mind you it's probably more likely that it just went over her head. The other posts she sperged out with at the time were all "I think shes a total babe super genius but these are really funny".
LMAO anon why didn't you warn me for volume?
Oh my god she looks like those neckbeards who think they're badass samurais because they swing around unsharpened swords and slice into water bottles. I was getting ready for her to accidentally take out that cheap chandelier.
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>>327851>I wasn't going too nuts..I was in a ball gown. Thanks
For taking this video. My friend Nik Wanted to see more sword stuff so here you go man. :) next time I want to take a video without a dress on…and someone swinging at their pace near me to show a good comparison of how fast I get with this thing.
>the video is clearly sped up because of how quickly the camera keeps trying to correct the lighting/focus>also dat chin from the side
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Same! "Only an intellectual such as myself can wield such an ancient deadly weapon"
That outfit is sooo cybergoth mall!: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwvzP2JcFtg
) kek >>327859
That camera work. They keep hiding her in the shadows and using a distorted focal-length on the lenses, like as if camera man is hiding her actual shape.
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she is so kool and unique guyz~ not like da other gurls!
If she could ever post one REAL HONEST VIDEO where she's not slapped up in 6 corsets or random blackouts or unexplained glitchy ness she would be able to actually prove what we're saying wrong. But she cant do that which is the most obvious indication of lying.
That sword video was obviously sped up and SOOO CRINGEY. 76 views, 1 thumb up and 4 thumbs down. Kek.
Some more here- just at the very beginning though, don't bother watching the rest of it.
I really do wonder where the fake accent obsession came from, it's REALLY out there.
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Ratty extensions pics, go!
Which is most of her pics, honestly.
>impossible waist shoop
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those extensions tho
does anyone have any more true-life stories/experienced anything re. Victoria? I especially like the ones where people discuss her odor.
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Oh wait! She was just hidingher accent in earlier videos. Lmao she's definately lurking here still.
Her accent is the fakest, most pandering thing I've ever heard. Again, something she's been faking for years and still hasn't gotten better at.
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LMFAO she is so full of shit. It must have been soooo hard to hide your accent for so long, because y'know.. that's how accents work and all. You're so smart! /s
Anyways, here is a picture from nearly 10 years ago. Bad extensions of course, but just wanted to show that she's been aging poorly since forever. Those eyebags at 19/20? I almost feel bad for her.
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I know this was on the old thread, but I just HAD to remind everyone of it. She's so fucking disgustingly arrogant. ?
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I love how, repeatedly, she reports guys walking into 'signposts'.
It's always the fucking signposts; haha her delusions are WORSE than neckbeard-tier. She thinks her life is an anime
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>>327876>sure vic. >>327880
But of course it is! Guys are dying to fall at her dirty feet and bury their faces in her HUGE BOOBS AND MANY CHINS that smell like vanilla and Jack Daniels. I'm so happy all of her posts got exposed. It really puts into perspective the extent of her over inflated ego and narcissistic delusions. Literally not one person said anything nice about her except for herself.
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>actual lazy eye?
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She looks like a 38-year-old "cool mom" who buys booze and cigs for her teenage kids and hits on their friends.>>327876
You'd think someone who was on honour roll would be capable of ending a sentence with a period instead of ellipses.>>327882
Yup, definitely has the "cool mom" vibe here. She looks old enough to be that chick's mom.
Gotta love that her face is the center of the picture, and her friend is shoved off to the side. Narcissistic af.
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Even if she says these are like 10 years old
that means that she was 19 - early 20's in these pictures and she looks at least 35? I don't understand how you even GET eye bags like that.
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she lives in my town lol
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She's actually giving me Debbie vibes…
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Only other thing you need is a heavy dose of narcissism and you're set
Bitch gtfo. Jnig photoshop herself a new ass cuz hers is nonexistant and she also smoothens the fuck out of her leather skin. Who stans for jnig in 2016? Also Im sorry you think store bought torpedo tits and 5head is hot. I feel bad for your trash taste
Victoria makes Jnig look good, but the average girl makes both of them look like gutter whores
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I don't know who she is but I totally recognize those dinos! That's the Dinosaur's Alive! exhibit at Canada's Wonderland.
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no-one responded to this, so I just wanted to say thanks for the effort, anon! you did a great job.
Lmao I love this>>327905
Not to mention the fact that she can't even build a correct sentence or paragraph. Jeeez. That's like second grade English come on Vic.
Side note: She removed the followers from her page, last I checked she had lost about 350 followers since her i'm not fat only two hands wide
video. I imagine her follower count is considerably lower now since the number is now too embarrassing to have on her page.
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I always thought she paid for one of those "get 100,000 likes" services, because at 100k+ followers, you'd think she would have more than ~10 comments and ~200 likes on any given post. I'm no expert on FB algorithms though so it could just be coincidence.
You're so right though, she can't seem to form a proper sentence ever? I get being lax on the net but she types like she is drugged often.
More ~super kool quotes~ about how awesome she is lmao
I feel like she's the type of person who watched a minute of a vsauce video and was all like "Im SUCH a intelekchual geek girl lol"
Best thing is that when someone actually tries to have an intelligent conversation with her she'd just give you a blank stare before spouting useless shit that has nothing to do with what you just said.
Like bitch, if you so smart, why do you need to brag about it on fucking facebook? With your iq of 2948383884 I'm sure you have better ways of letting us know how smart you are besides sucking your sciency dick on social media.>>327868
After these many years can she not realize that her shoops make her look diseased?
Sorry for the pointless rant lol. I know someone like her irl and holy fuck these people piss me off.
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If she was actually as educated
as she claims to be then it should show in other ways than her just asspatting herself for watching science docs
. If she ever could engage in an actual discussion about something. She doesn't talk about anything other than herself. Its like:
Fedora: "oooo you like science, what do you think about (input current science topic)?"
Vicky Shingles: "Oh yeah I totally watched that last night and also 4 other docs related to it… I'm such a nerd but i'm also beautiful… I know, its so crazy and I'm probably blowing your mind right now… But I probably know more about (science issue) than anyone else you know…im such a unique person, you could never comprehend… INTJ…"
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>>327908>wavy hair>I woke up like this…>…
I wish I could be bothered to set up a fake IG account as a QT HOT EMO BOI, and milk this banal airhead for all of the inane bullshit she spews. I kinda miss her shenanigans.
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More delusional ideas this person has about themselves.
Favorites are "i used to read my mums biology books for Uni when i was in grade six for fun." and "Been invited to many [conventions], but never attended…."
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Found another pic from this 'shoot' lmao
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And another downright spooky shoop (wtf is that FACE), along with some commentary about herself.. by herself.. from her old tumblr. What a conceited shitlord.http://victoriamurder.tumblr.com/post/2092058312/the-difference-between-me-and-other-girls-isi
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She looks like old ass heather from rock of love. Sick.
1)"Studying" astrophysics at one university for 7 years while "studying" at two others at the same time? Sure…>>Yale>>Psychology (2014-2015)
Yeah watching free Yale psychology lectures on Youtube does not mean you went to Yale and studied psychology: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3FKHH2RzjI&list=PL6A08EB4EEFF3E91F
Same thing with Stanford and "studying" astrophysics: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGI_2C39f-V1AACba_7pZP8A9M7PmQJqx
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Funny that she thinks this is "minimal makeup". And get a load of those cheap, super shiny acrylic extensions!
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for the love of god, anon please do it. I await with bated breath
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Honestly EVERYONE needs to read this. I swear to god this is the funniest thing I have ever seen on lolcow. This is so far beyond even pt levels of delusion. Nothing I have ever seen on this website has been insane as this woman's REAL-LIFE resume. I can't even believe this.
Accomplishments of the average lolcow:>worked simultaneously as head chef and manager at 5 star restaurants for 3 years>while studying astrophysics at yale>while being an international alt supermodel
What is actually so sad about this is that she is already at the level of total compulsive lying and even THEN she has zero creativity or impulse to do any research to back up her ludicrous claims. Why wouldn't she claim that she worked at a Michelin starred restaurant instead? Why would she use the term "head cook" instead of chef? She can't even think of anything she could claim as an award for herself that wasn't a participation award from elementary school. Jesus christ. This is like a guide as to how to waste an entire human life.
>listing herself as the author of the article describing herself as an "international alt. supermodel">donating some coupons is listed as volunteer experience>Back when i paid attention :P
She yammers on about being this famous alt model, but does anyone know of any work she's done for genuine products/companies? Besides magazines featuring pieces about her and written by her, her fashion line that never materialized, and that one weird fashion show that has footage on YouTube, I mean. Because it seems to me that all her "photo sessions" take place in her living room with that tacky velvet furniture.
Seriously – I'm curious. Who has she modeled for?
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You guyssssss I'm actually crying laughing. what great proof that the observatory was messaging you on Facebook because that how they hire and its cropped so like yeah. Obviously guys.
Omg someone please email the Washington observatory and ask if this is true (obviously not). But cooomeeee onnnn
she couldn't have even faked an email to make it look slightly real?
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>>327936>interests: Painting Singing Dancing Watching science lectures Quantum Physics
Is there an anon around here with even somebasic knowledge of quantum physics? Should ask her an open-question relating to Q.P that she can't simply google the answer to. I can't get enough of her inane musings
Any idiot can work for CosmoProf, unless they started to hire cosmetologist only.
I worked their 9 years ago and knew nothing about professional hair products when they hired me.
Her job titles are laughable. You are either a clerk or a manager. There is no such thing as a "stylist advisor" or an "acting manageress".
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V ¡ c T o R ¡ A M u r Ð e R
a k a
.I am the deepest ocean, the most treacherous ϟea.
.I am the ϟixth, i am the Ʃighth.
.The most ominous of any abyss.
.Nice to meet you, i'm Victoria.
.I'm British, loyal, sharp tongued, creative and far more intellectual than my physical age and appearance will ever denote.
.Anything brutal…anything beautiful….from opera to death metal, i adore it all.
.I speak my mind, and i'm honest to the point of getting myself into trouble. I can admit my own faults….and i can also tell you not only of an enemies idiocies, but of their strengths…balance is key, there is no right or wrong…..evil is a point of view, and if you cannot discern the truth from all sides, don't assume you have any clue what the fuck is going on.
.I'm sweet tempered until provoked, then watch as i tear the poor sod who illicited such behaviour in two. My hair is a wreck half the time, i practically live in fuzzy robes or boys clothing. You'll find me at either extreme, geek glasses and a tomboyish appearance, or looking like something that walked out of final fantasy. Both suit my personality perfectly, and both feel equally as comfortable.
.Behind these pale green eyes of mine lurks a delusory intellect that apon first notice, you'd most likely wouldn't identify is there, especially if our first meeting is in a party situation, when my accent becomes thick and i'm boistrous and loud and cheerfull….until i wind up rambling on about psychology, philosophy or science. In either of those subjects, which i have studied and questioned since adolescence, as much as i do know….you'll find one thing about me….the more i know, the more i feel i know nothing. This world is incredible intricate in so many ways… we are infinitesmial…humans do not have the capacity to comprehend absolutely everything, and i will never be arrogant enough to assume i can ascertain the answer to every puzzle this world has to offer. My lust for knowledge will never be satiated none the less.
A few things i've done over the years include:
Local paper for comics at the age of 13
Owning an international clothing line at the age of 19 - To be revamped
Anger Management Radio 88.3 (Metal Radio station…Broadcasts on T.V, Radio, and Stickam)
Promotion for bands
Management of various salons, beauty distributors ect.
Gore specialist and Make-up for mini movies
Karate, Kickboxing and Dance, won medals
Painting and Drawing
Various Modelling (Pure Imagination Clothing, Toxic Vision, ect- Incredible designers btw)
Graced Magazines with my tattoo work, or likeness and even done a few covers for Britian's Elite Magazine, Tattoo Lifestyle magazine, Inked Magazine, Tattooed Girls Magazine
.I've turned down far more than i've done, but my reasons for that are my own.
.I'm currently writing 2 books on and off which i plan on finishing when much older, and when my vocabulary, knowledge of human psychology and imagination will surpass that of my younger self.
.All my ink was done by myself, some were done in a mirror, like my neck, if you would like to set up an appointment, let me know and i can put you in contact with my booker.
.If there was ever something to say to would-be enemies, it's this : "I don't care what you think about me, i don't think about you at all" oh….and….underestimate me, please.
…this is but an infinitesimal piece of information about me, a glimpse. For i am so much more than words, we all are. A phantasmagory of thoughts, images..memories…for that is all we really have in the end don't we? Memories.
.Pleased to make your acquaintance darrrling…
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So apparently the Goldendale Observatories Director is one Troy Carpenter, who is Facebook friends with our Vicky. And you take a look at his profile, I think it will all be made clear. He's a Victoria Bella Morte groupie stereotype.
Gotta love those fedora-wearing neckbeards!!
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Lmao you really just laughed this one off didn't you Vic. It's evident in the last thread.
Yes vaguebook about how our opinions don't matter while you clearly spend way too much time trying to prove us wrong i.e. here >>327941
after this >>327936
was posted. If our opinions don't matter, why so defensive? That will sure show everyone how much you're not bothered by it.
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I can't be the only person who thinks she looks old as fuck in this picture. What happened to your shoopin' skills Vicky?
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You guys I just cant lmfao. She's dyyyyying thinking that the only people on here are trying to look like her.
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Oh my Jesus she's trying so hard to discredit this thread it's pathetic.
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lmao who even are these people?>>327941
Vicky, you should go over the rules to being a successful sugar baby again. You're getting rusty!
I think girl with the white hair's picture is from the thread that got moved to manure, she might've been the OP?
And aliencollective was the girl who she fucked up the Elvis tattoo on, typical Vicky Shingles to throw her victims under the bus
anon here who studied physics in undergrad. Just copy and paste the questions from Griffiths' intro to QM lol
Or better yet, direct her to physics stack exchange lol
look at this "proof" video. 5 seconds of her standing, not moving anything except her arm very carefully across the top of the shot, as her tattoo squirms and warps creepily due to shoddy After Effects editing.
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Just wow. She needs to seek therapy, she literally lies for everything.
I find it funny how people actually believe this. There is no person who's a foreigner hide their accent because OH I'm TOO UNIQUE She's a Canadian, period.
She wouldn't have hid it from her boyfriend. What a nut.
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Holy FUCK, this narcissistic drama queen managed to purple-prose "I hit myself with my own sword-butt and got a bruise."
I was laughing up until I had read the whole thread and closed it. My favourite bits were where she was pretending to be ex-boyfriends and thirsty neckbeard fans… but in hindsight, I felt bad for chuckling at a severely delusional, neurotic woman who should've been seeking treatment back in her late teens and instead has left her insanity manifest into a monstrous case of NPD.
It's almost like she's the female version of Onision, except he's clever enough (I'll use clever loosely to describe him here) to throw anons of his trail with bullshit distractions when the heat gets too much for him to handle.
The insanity of these people (and the people who follow them) gets a bit too real sometimes.
Where has she even collected these photos from?
I've not been on lolcow for a while until now, but as far as I'm aware (or was) - there are no farmers here that look like that. Unless suddenly out of nowhere a bunch of Victoria (generic stripper-looking hoes) clones have recently posted their personal photos up in one of the topics on /g since then?
Is she still also under the impression that there's no more than a few anons (h8rz) on this board that are "out to get her"? There are hundreds of different anons coming in and out of here in a single day… not much can be said about her in comparison though - spamming up her own thread like a attention-starved fiend.
"But I'm not like all the other girls though…"
Bitch, this board SPECIALISES in ripping the piss out of girls just like you. You are no different to the other fucking nutjobs that get profiled on here.
>>327991>>Does she just Google herself non-stop?
I'd assume so, it sounds like something a paranoid, delusional narcissist would do on a regular occasion.
I saw in the last thread that she accidently filed a bullshit lawlyer claim to Kiwifarms, but does she actually have a thread on there?
I tried looking her up in the search bar and just it just came up with that joke of a "cease and desist" letter for the result.
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Isn't she Irish? that stupid fake accent sounds like it's from southern England. Anyone from England says they're 'English'; anyone from Ireland identifies as 'Irish'. No one from either place claims to be 'British'
If I had the time, I'd set up a qt emo boi sock-puppet account and befriend her.
I guess an authentic Irish accent isn't seductive and mysterious
enough. So she had to create a gross mash of whatever 3 other accents.
Please do it I would die.
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Shouldn't this thread be un-stickied now that she's not sperging out anymore?
She's apparently from Northern Ireland, I'd guess from a Protestant background because of her name (Victoria, good old English name like Queen Victoria). Northern Irish Protestants usually identify as British, there's no problem with her saying that. Also people from (Republic of) Ireland aren't British lol.
The problem is that she's clearly so far removed from her supposed heritage that it's not even worth mentioning, yet she does because she's a special snowflake. She doesn't even fake the right accent.
If she were from NI she definitely wouldn't refer to herself as British. 'From the UK' maybe.
As for her accent it's clearly fake though there are people like Saoirse Ronan who sound Irish or whatever because of their parents.
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it's mainly misused by foreigners, when they actually mean 'English'. I've never known someone from NI refer to themselves as British.
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Aw, she's gone all quiet, how depressing.
Who must I beg to have her e-mails to lolcow released?
Holy shit she's obese.
Funny cause it looks like Bunny has the body that she wants. Now I know why she hates her so much. Vic has some kind of corset lace up thing on and her boobs are still
small and droopy looking.
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Vicky shingles' love interest is…?
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Vic that isn't how elbows work
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McVic, back at it on Instagram bitching about us and her petite figure
Dat fucking inconsistency…>>My old photos were warped to make me look like crap!>>But I loved being curvier, teehee!
So which one is it? Claiming her photos were "warped" to make her look like a hambeast, or admitting she actually was (and still is) a hambeast?
I don't know if shes qualified to say who has too much time on their hands
considering she was in these threads for about two weeks white knighting herself and spamming without fail like every three minutes.
>>328012>>some of which were warped to make me look like crap
Admission of her own shitty photoshop skills?
>>im heatheir now so i plan on staying this way>>im heatheir
Was she drunk when she wrote this?
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I'm pretty sure McVic spends more time on this thread than literally anyone at this point. Its basically all shes posting about\trying to disprove on all of her accounts. Oh well, it's not really surprising that the person most frequenting this thread is Vicky herself. way to let it go \ disregard the haters. It might be more convincing that she didn't care if she didn't vaguebook and post gross memes to get asspats from her nice guy followers. Not to mention pulling random girls pictures (that I doubt she even knows) and shitting on them on her personal facebook so she can try to pin the this thread on jealous copycats and not actual reality.
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What kind of word salad…
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Nobody should let a person with teeth like this put a needle in their skin, ever. Obviously they have no concept of hygiene.
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Imagine being that close to her lmao
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A DIRTY BACK ROOM AT A HAIR SALON IS NOT A SHOP LMAOOO
How often do you check this thread, Vicky Shingles? Maybe you should spend your abundant free time in therapy instead. Or can you not afford therapy with all of those payday loan sharks breathing down your neck? :^)
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I wouldn't be surprised at all.
Looks like she's feeling the pressure? lmfao
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You have to be a special kind of fucked up to make a passive aggressive remark like "Almost looks like i know what im doing or something" and post this absolute piece of hot garbage. This is probably the ugliest thing she has shat on someone yet. The gall she has to call this 'realism', holy jesus.
It's worth noting that these videos are definitely taken in an apartment, and there is a bag of GARBAGE in the background. Disgusting, Vic. If you can't even wash under your nails or take out trash, and are apparently notorious for your odor, what makes you think anyone can trust you with a tattoo machine?
I s2g every "tattoo" she produces she always says it's free hand and needs more white, like noooooo that person needs laser removal.
Also >almost like I know what I'm doing or something
kek…yeah, it's definitely something alright.
jesus screaming christ stop saying 'inked' or inking or that shit
as a tattoo snob that is so fucking pleb on par with saying 'tattz' uggghhhh
I want to see more of her shit work this is gold.
>brags on and on about the most garbage tattoo
It took me 5 minutes before I even realized what it was jfc
this looks like a picture from a 90's tattoo magazine that's been sat under a wet couch for several months. >>328035
the fuck does she think white's gonna do when the tattoo is just garbage from the get go and white ink tends to fade or yellow out over time.>>328036
not even a tattoo snob and it's driving me up a wall b/c no artist i've ever met has said "inking/inked" and it's like a really sad attempt to come off as ~cultured~ or whatever when she just sounds as dumb as she is.
That looks like a stubby potato in some trash.
Do other artists ever give her shit for this? I can't imagine seasoned ones would take very kindly to her acting like she's some kind of expert while maiming ignorant people like this.
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Hey I've seen that face before
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Either that or she's making up shit for sympathy asspats.
I'm starting to lean towards this because of >>327966
>>308037 these posts.
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I did some digging and saw a few comments about vickys tattoo work. Pic related. I believe the Facebook is the girl who got the Elvis tattoo
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Comments from the tattoo artist who fixed the Elvis portrait
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And the rest
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HAHAHA oh wow! I've never seen these before, good digging. I'd ask for the source but Vicky might sperg and try to get everything taken down from wherever it's hosted.
She's definitely gone a bit quiet the last few days. I wonder if someone in actual law enforcement told her "Hey, stop posting dumb shit for them to talk about" or if she is busy destroying someone's skin.
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Lmao she's still lurking here.
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Literally threatening physical harm to a client, keep it classy Vic.
A little off topic, but does anyone else find it completely cringey when guys make these sorts of Facebook comments? It's like they think their thirst is subtle when everyone knows they're trying to get it in lol
But anyway, stay classy Vic. She's the sort of person that professional artists laugh at. Has anyone ever submitted her shit to the fucknobadtattoos or tattoopoo tumblrs yet? Because she belongs with the rest of those messes
I think I remember seeing one of those tumblrs having posts about her as an "artist warning" but she DCMA'd every single thing that mentioned her negatively, so they gave up.
Also she seems really fixated on that one girl, poor girl, having to suffer her scratchings years ago and still being thrown shade.
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>Go home noob.
I'm fucking cackling!!!
Victoria "Vicky Shingles" "Works out of a trash filled apartment" "My mom had a nursing book That I read once and I'm qualified to shit on people's skin now" "More Photoshop keygens than brains" Shingleton has to have actual traumatic brain injury to be this daft. She's the loony and her (pitiful) social media presence is her bin.
Get help Vicky!!!
has she never fucking seen monami frost? one of the most famous tattooed women in the world… with completely blacked out arm.
shingles needs to shut the fuck up lmao she gets more ridiculous with every single post
Just looked up Miranda and she owns her own shop in Milton Ontario and employs other artists.
dirty apartment shingles. We believe you know more, especially considering your zero formal training or ability to be employed anywhere other than your own dump apartment.
She's so transparent lmfao
I wish so badly for her to one day have an instant and crushing realization where she sees herself exactly as everybody else sees her.
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Throwing rightfully disappointed clients under the bus and literaly threatening physical harm
says more about who she is as a "tattoo artist" and a person than anything. Anyone with one shred of intelligence can see that.
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I thought it'd be a little fun to compare their art styles. Miranda's got more talent in her left pinky compared to Vicky, it probably eats her.
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Hmmmm I wonder whose had more training? Vicky on the left (obviously.)
She must make her tattoos exactly how she photoshops herself
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A lot of the "women" she tattoos DO carry a resemblance to her photoshopped self, it's so transparent.
A new 'realism' tattoo from Vicky, god I feel bad for this person lmfao BUT ITS NOT DONE BTW IT NEEDS WHITE DUHRHRUR
Oh my god, that horse is patchy as fuck! no wonder Vicky ripped on the other artist for having black work, she's probably jelly she can't tattoo black without it being one big blobby mess.
and to think that master piece only took her 3 hours………….yikes. needs moar white, right Vicky?
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Lmao just found where these were posted and the post and comments are all from 2013/2012 and in reference to this picture. But way to go Vic for sperging on your own facebook about something that was posted 4-5 years ago. Kek.
HAHAHA. Fuck. This is actually awful. No idea of how to place shadows and use them to build features. Awful placement from the looks of things. That poor horse looks bloated.
I recently had something done by an apprentice who after 2 years of working the shop, started tattooing 3 weeks ago. He shits all over this girls 'art'.
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Oh my god she CANT be this stupid. Shes been bashing random girls for weeks now and shes going to claim this holier than thou
crap? Jesus, she needs to get her head out of her ass for five seconds and actually take a look at her behavior. SHES FREAKING 30. Such a sad life.
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The more she posts, the uglier she gets(ban evasion)
Girl vicky has been shitting on/threatening has been informed.>>328080>>328075
I cannot believe that horse. JFC. It looks like a grade 9 rendering of a google image when they start learning about shadows and everything just ends up too dark and patchy and incorrect lmao.
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A gift for the farmers on this dreary Monday.
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oh what a neat looking pi- OH MY FUCKING GOD what is that hand? It looks like it belongs on a 75 year old man whose been working in a coal mine for 50 years. If you're going to shoop your pics into oblivion WHY WOULD YOU IGNORE THAT it's in the middle of the picture. It's hard to pass of the image of a ~beautiful glowing imvu sex doll goffik queen~ when you have the mitts of a gorilla who has been flinging his own shit all day.
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i love hate following this bitch because she is literally proving this quote truer and truer with every post she makes. Her inner ugliness is so putrid that it shines through all her photoshop and practically oozes out of her pores while shes scratching away at the poor unfortunate souls that come to her.>>328075
this poor person… this will be nothing but a black blob in a few years and its really sad. Also wtf are those ears???
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~Bella Morte Clothing~
The entire page is just re-launching soon omg guys gonna be amazing featuring horrifying, nightmare inducing, barf worthy, photo-shopped on designs (it literally looks like she edited these in paint and plastered a flat image over plain tshirts) that even an angsty 12 year old leftover scene kid wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
Re-release date to be announced! - posted in 2013.
>i own an internationally sold clothing line
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muh katana, muh natural muscle tone
Victoria you don't exercise, you're not strong, and you're not intimidating. You're a chubby 5'2" scene chick. Your katana slinging only impresses neckbeards. Learn a practical weapon like how to handle a gun, oh wait you're in Canada lol.
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Vicky's dad also works for Nintendo.
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I can empathize with this man. He looks so pissed off/irritated with her kek. To the anon that said she looks like she would be really annoying at parties, i feel like this would be everyone's face when she's around. There's more pictures of this show and his expressions doesn't change much (unless he was just trying to ignore her), so I doubt he was just caught at a bad time.
>I make guys hit sign posts
It looks like this poor dude is debating on leveling her with a sign post, if anything.
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I was watching her 'live footage while modelling' video and boy is she bad with After Effects.
Also interesting is that.. I'm pretty sure the "photographers" in her video are fake? They are in a totally different setting, and she seems to be taking the video by herself.. in an average ass apartment…????
The crazy continues.
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So I was grabbing more shots from closer to the end of the video. She tends to snap between her face and her body pretty quick, so I figured I would take a long take and edit out her face. Then I found this.
Good job editing.
Frame can be seen at around 3:03 in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHj7TEcrFp4
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This photoshoot though
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Oops sorry I uploaded the wrong photo!!
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Sure, but breathing and pose doesn't make you gain 30 pounds in a millisecond. It also doesn't make your body look like there's a ruling alien trying to burst through your wonky ass sides. You know what does do that? After effects. Her posts are fucking insulting to her followers. Nobody can be stupid enough to buy her (obviously false) compulsive lies.
Fucking loooooool. Even without the photoshop abuse you can see her clothes digging into her fat rolls all over the place.
Also, pretty sure she shot this video alone in her basement. It's almost sad.
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Yeah, you can definitely see how flabby she is. "Natural muscle tone" is so surreal to hear from her. She isn't huge, but she is definitely isn't 'tiny and muscular' like she says she is.
Honestly, it's so cringey watching that video. No photographers were there.. The 'flashing camera lights' are fake.. What a pathetic existence it must be.
Not to mention her 'sexy' faces make her look like she belongs on the short bus.
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She tried to slim herself, chopped off her butt.. lol
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More single-frames VS "her tru form~"
Edited the contrast.
I bet it's just her ~breathing and posing~ that's making her as cheek look pointy as hell. >>328129
Also it's so sad to see the unveiling of what appears to be someone's moms basement when you bring up the lighting. Nice try Vicky. Your "photoshoots" are pathetic.
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You know she's just sitting there reading this thread like how can I lie my way around this
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Whatever happened to the video this image came from that her ex posted?
Honestly if she really wanted to, she wouldn't look like total shit in real life. Dress in clothing that flatters her, stop being a fucking ~super unique~ and mysterious
cunt, work on that horrendous hair, and do her fucking makeup like a normal person, or at least not like some mid 2000's scene kid. She wouldn't look like an IMVU character but she would be better than this.
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Honestly I feel the same way. She isn't hideous, but she has to have some serious BDD or something to pull the shit she does.
Unfortunately that personality is atrocious, so I'm sure she will continue to play the victim forever.
I may have that video on hand, but I'd have to do some digging first.
Only semi-related, but I wonder how her followers on FB feel about these weird vagueposts about lolcow. I'm sure none of them are smart enough to look her up on google, so the lack of context might be weird lol.
More unedited photos, she doesn't look too bad here tbh. That outfit has to go though, christ.
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"This is how girls should talk to each other", the delusion in this one is strong
>a bit fat
lol. More than a bit anon.
And I dunno what any of you are smoking saying that she could be pretty. Maybe if you're just talking about her painting her makeup in a different way instead of how her natural face is?
Cause without all the makeup, she has the same forgettable face as every other generic white girl. But of course literally everybody can look "pretty" if they paint on a new face using makeup and get bleached out extensions. I'm surprised she hasn't jumped on the coloured contacts bandwagon yet.
"you are tiny and pretty"
Confirmed as Vickie Shingles lol
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>so tiny and pretty
Oh, she's vaguely aware that there are deeper aspects to life out there. It's just that the only value that she sees in them are as titles to make herself sound less air-headed. See: "astrophysicist"
I doubt that she knows a lick of calculus. She is very obviously incapable of getting through even the first semester of any
undergrad science degree. But of course, as the professional poser that she is, she has to pick the subject that she thinks sounds most impressive, despite it being the clearest giveaway of her pathological lying and narcissism.
It's all just image based.She wants the titles without having the knowledge or doing the work. It's the same case with her "tattoo work". She didn't care enough to do the work or become educated, just "hurrdurrr it would probably look super cool if I was a tattoo artist".
The only person she's fooling is herself. claiming she has degrees and is an educated artist is an insult to everyone who worked their asses off and spent years trying to attain them. Sitting in a dirty apartment, smoking and photoshopping herself then claiming all of these titles with none of the work is just so disrespectful and transparent. Shes such a cringe factory.
Her excuses and lies are getting so pathetic. Anyone with a human body knows that whats happening in >>328107
is physically impossible and could only occur with shitty editing. Shes getting knocked off of her imaginary pedestal and she can't stand it.
her camera phone quality is fucking potato with that shaky video and i don't get why her hand was there for size reference.
the dudes commenting on it are so fucking cringe-worthy and if that's what she thinks anyone is jealous of she can certainly keep it all to herself.
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In all of her 'proof' videos, her hand always sits just under her breasts and her belly button always seems like it's way too high…
I think she is 1. Sucking in super hard and 2. pulling her flabby gut up & taught with her hand.
The only videos where she doesn't have her hand placed like that are ones that (we now know for a fact) are heavily edited from what I can tell. Also convenient that she covers her silhouette with that potato-quality phone of hers.
I know you're reading this Vicky, so I just want to say: You lost this round. The unedited frame is now online for everyone to see, and you look like a fucking idiot. Please get help for your BDD and narcissistic tendencies. It's a long road to recovery for you, but everyone can turn their life around if they try.
Fans? Do you mean thirsty 40 year old nice guys sitting in their moms basement?>>328156
Those tagged posts are still alive and well!
>I played volleyball with her and she was in a bikini, skinny >i dated her once, big tits and short>i saw her in a restaurant, shes skinny and tiny with huge tits>SHES SOOO SKINNY NOW>omg shes so beautiful, dating tips?>duude how did you get a girl like that to date you?>i tried hitting on her but she rejected me :(>wow shes so gorgeous in person
Yeah vicky, all of those posts are still there with your name on them so keep on trying. How embarassing.
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Her finger is bent so hard, struggling to keep that gut up. That's why the video was so short. I'm dying, shes trying so hard to prove us wrong but shes only providing more evidence that there's truth here lmao.
She's not even close to humble enough to take directions from a real professional, she already thinks shes better than every other artist out there, no matter how far from reality that actually is.
Shes always been a shitwad, but her true colors are reaaaally coming out now. I think the best case scenario here is that before anything else she seeks out therapy before she continues her "career", and if she doesn't she'll eventually piss someone off/mangle them so badly that they'll sue her and she'll be ruined (and probably be forced to take some crusty, depressing "health inspector" job since she was so flattered by the thought).
As far as the rest of this goes, she needs to realize that if shes going to shove this fake image of herself up everyone's ass all the time and act like shes's gods gift to the earth then she can't be surprised when it eventually gets thrown back in her face when it's found to be a lie.
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ikd anon I think shes pretty shit.
Same concept, photo on the right was done by a trained artist, and who could mistake vicky 'shitmitt' shingleton's work on the left!
I've been working as a certified makeup artist for 8 years and I have never in my life had that much "makeup" under my nails? I don't even understand how someone would get makeup under their nails in the first place? Wash your hands?
I'm pretty sure she just can't be assed to follow basic hygiene. Gross.
oh yeah she's totally shit now but in the alternate universe where she does an apprenticeship and actually studies and practices, there's potential. But I'm not saying she could be the BEST TATTOO LADY EVERRR. But even that is still in the top half of scratcher tattoos I've seen. You can actually tell what it's supposed to be.
Believe me, I'm a tattoo snob and it is taking me all the effort in the world to say something nice about it.
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Victoria is still lurking this thread so hard lol, which is predictable for a narcissist with rustled jimmies.
since her e-fame died with myspace she's stuck in this dated form of style and self-promotion. She's too dysmorphic to upload any decent ~proof~ videos. If she was any good at guitar or sword fighting why doesn't she showcase her abilities with something that wasn't shot on a potato for longer than 10 seconds? Because everything she dabbles in and claims to be a master of, she's basic at.
her existence is dedicated to manufacturing an image she wants others to see her as: some blonde tattooed bombshell who's totes rad and intelligent that is also an astrophysicist, writer, accomplished artist, trained sword master, model who is so well paid and sought after, and so multifaceted and talented you plebs cannot even FATHOM
…when really she's a dumpy looking ex scene queen who fakes an accent, doing sloppy and damaging tattoo work in a sketchy room, with gross teeth and trashy extensions, who can't string a sentence together without CTRL+ tabbing an online thesaurus, shooping her fat waist in for 2 hours, while listening to shitty mainstream metal, and getting cheapo decor to make her average house/apt look like she's wealthier than she is.
She tried to purge most of her photos and videos but they are all archived on vk, like this unedited vid: https://vk.com/video-11867072_160392976
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"It was TOTAL poop-dick!"
Stay classy, Vicky. :^)
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Vicky, you're almost 30. Too old to be a scene kween.
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So Victoria Shingleton is a navel lacking alien
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That's an insult to Grace she's the true navel lacking alien queen. Vicky wishes
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She posted the same status a little while later without 'fuckin' apes' at the end.
I wonder if she just forgot to delete this one lol
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Anyone live in Cambridge or surrounding??!??
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> some people literally make themselves look like idiots sometimes.
Kek. To add insult to injury she wrote in the comments that anyone who was offended by that can go back to their safe spaces and find a brain
Everything she posts is like watching a slow motion train wreck.
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Lmao, keep flattering yourself Vicky. You obviously need it. I would too if I was a stinky 30 year old leftover MySpace ~goddess~ Barely clinging to my efame, getting dumped at bars, scratching in my musty apartment for a living and relentlessly photoshopping my boobs for thirsty fedoras. She seems to forget the evidence of her blatantly sperging about how sexy and tiny she is. Kek. It's more like a car crash you can't look away from.
Her statuses are so cringey, I'm getting second hand embarrassment reading them. She says she has nothing to prove but then posts all these memes as a means to back up her claims and "proof" videos with equal amounts of cringe in the comments, just to prove the ~h8terz~ wrong, I'm dead.>>328185
Also someone please go to this and report back, oh pleeeaasee, think of the milk!
It's embarrassing because she obviously so much more bothered by us haters
. She's trying to play it cool but it's so apparent she lurks this thread constantly. If she didn't get so humiliated in the snow thread there's no doubt she would still be here sperging with photoshopped videos as "proof" and obvious, deluded attempts at defending herself. It's fun to watch her go off on her own social media because she can't post here anymore though!
She's trying to say she modded it with an in ear translator….
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Just in case she forgot, here are a few of my favourite sperg posts. the real Victoria bella morte a psycho ham beast with a glass ego.
Haaaa, the original sperg chan. It's too funny that she thinks she's blending in so well while calling herself skinny. Newsflash Vickie: that's the dead giveaway that you're the one posting because literally nobody else would call you skinny.
Because you are objectively not skinny. You're not even regular-sized. You are a tubby, floppy, shapeless, hog-waisted sack of flesh-coloured jello.
I feel like "hog waisted" is a savage burn…
But then I'm sensitive
Not really. There's a body mod general thread here >>20286
where she was brought up briefly but it's mostly for people to talk about their own mods. >>328192
YESSSS thank you anon I am so looking forward to this.
I was just lurking in snow and they have a generalized board for heavily modded people there. Grace neutral is one of the topics>>328192
Ty anon, we await eagerly!
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It's time a game! Let's play guess what Vicky Shingles is getting tattooed
Time for a game*
I just woke up and haven't had any coffee yet.
Aaaaaaahahaha, this killed me, anon.
Or maybe she'll get a measuring tape tattooed on her gut, where each inch is really 2 inches. Then she can post pictures of her tattoo as "proof" that she's totes not a 32"waist-chan.
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Since she's so highly educated in psychology this might be an eye opening read for her. Its called the Dunning-Kruger effect and I don't think anything could describe her any better.
It's a nice thought, anon, but she will never be able to recognize her own delusions.
She's already proven to have read up on the traits of a narcissist without making the connection that that's what she is. In fact, in the last thread, she started calling everyone but
herself a narcissist lel.
She will never be able to see herself as the rest of the world sees her. Trying to get her to just makes her double down on her posing.
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So I had no idea who this girl is, looked through the thread, find it hilarious that she's kind of the OG spergchan, but her image, just why
Why the fuck would you want to look like this? Why would you want to look like an old messy prostitute? A drag queen? A 45 year old goth? A washed up hoe on Rock of Love? These are photoshopped to how she wants to look, what the hell kind of look is that? It's so off-putting and gross, the eyebrows, the greasy caked on makeup, the poofy lips, the tattoos, the ugly clothes, her fucking scene queen hair, why?
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I HAVE NEVER WISHED FOR SOMETHING TO BE TRUE AS I DO RIGHT NOW.
(I had to delete and repost cause you could see my profile pic in the first one.)
It kind of bothers me that she decided to wake up, put on a shit tonne of makeup, workout, and then shower?>not like most girls>much tomboy >>328212
Kek, maybe the fashion show is going to be televised.
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Shes probably just one of those gross people who sleeps in their crusty eyelashes until they just fall off. >>328213
The store shes modelling for is kind of a rinky-dink operation, they only have 200 followers on their page. I could really only see the local news filming it if they literally had nothing else to report on? But leave it to Vicky to vague-post and make people think she's a bigger deal then she really is. Although I would really love to see her on something like ink masters getting her crap tattoo work blasted on national television. I can hear her ego shattering just thinking about it.
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This just in!
Vicky Bowel-Movement BRUTALLY ATTACKS some kfc gravy with a REAL KATANA.
In other news, is it possible for her to shoot a video where she doesn't zoom in obnoxiously at random points?
lmao, it kills me how much she bigs up everything she does.
I'm just picturing her friends rolling their eyes as she relays her mundane daily activities, like "I sprinted here at breakneck pace, guys! And I hurdled your front fence and cleared it by like 3 feet too. Then I grandjetéd with precision and control to your doorstep, and managed to karate kick your doorbell at a full 180º extension without even scuffing this antique leatherbound copy of Newton's Principia that I was carrying, which is very precious to me"
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does anyone remember Nana Rapeblossom? She was an OLD SG/modelmayhem/myspace queen and for a short time tumblerina from Italy. I remember she moved to Amsterdam in like 2010-2011, went crazy and deleted all her public profiles.
I think we talked about her a little in the tumblr nostalgia thread, or maybe the early 2000s nostalgia thread but nothing past just what a total trip she was
Lol at bitches arguing that this shit didn't exist before dollanger
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i need to know what eyelashes she uses.
i know they're probably drag/theatre brands, but, DANG, i always thought she drew them on because her 'no makeup lol goodmorning' selfie featured them shittily drawn-on
sage for derailing
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This bitch thinks she's Lynda Carter.
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this is something i would have done when i was 16 and a fucking weeb
this bitch be like 25? is she serious? i just cant take her serious, what is this? please be a joke
She's almost 30 lmao.
What a fucking cringe festival. And a sad way to spend a Saturday night in. I can just a imagine her spending hours and hours on her makeup, hair and shredding some poor dress. Setting up her camera in a million different places in the house. Editing this video forever. Fuck that's sad.
Bonus points for her purple Walmart underwear.
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the fb comments 1/3
>>328233>she's almost 30
that makes this 100000000x worse
she needs to burn her eyelash extensions, get a real job and hide under a rock
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personal fave so far
Holy flaming fuck. Ok I didn't know it was gonna be that bad until I finally saw it. It's almost like a parody. And why wear stringy-ass clothes for close quartered combat like that? Its ineffective realistically, and just makes her look even more ridiculous.
And really she has to put on her description that she's wearing a thong???
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Ready for the thirsty nice guys.
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i used to be a competitive taekwondo sparrer and i recognize that kick. it's horribly executed, she's totally off-balance, and what the hell is she even doing with her hands? taekwondo puts such a focus on sharp movements and proper form that there's whole competitions for it. it looks more like she's pretending to be a ballerina.
sage because this isn't news, but this is shameful
"vicky's greatests hits"
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I'd like to point out the fact that background objects get wider and narrower in different frames, which to me suggests she's stretched out the length of her body to seem "skinny"
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Wowee, I think she's more than aware that she's a complete fraud… I think she's actually terrified of being seen for who she really is, she has to put up a facade for neckbeards because she is nothing without their attention.
You don't even see olympic athletes acting this way, or martial artists, or rocket scientists… even when they're hot as fuck, there are people in the world more skilled than she could ever imagine to be and yet many of them are happy and confident enough to not whore themselves out for the cheapest of attention like this.
How utterly pathetic and hilarious, a true cow indeed.
Aaaaaahahahaha, what the fuck was that supposed to be? A 540?
She can't even lift her massive ham thighs above 90º! And her leg isn't horizontal at all, she's kicking it directly out in front of her.
She clearly has never been taught how to kick since her form is abysmal. I wouldn't be surprised if this is her first attempt after watching a youtube tutorial on the basics of martial arts lol. And she can't even get the basics right.
She looks like an overgrown toddler spinning around for the camera while playing dressup, yet she's like 30 fucking years old. How can you have that little self-awareness?
Yeah, I noticed this as well. She flips back and forth so often, it's so strange.
Also funny is that you can see her cropping out the side of the video to try and hide empty cat litter containers and other random garbage.
I almost feel bad for her, what a pig.
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Also that terrible grammar. your welcome boys kek.
>you can obviously tell she's educated.
If anyone needs a good kek check the humble bragging in the comments and gross 40 year old divorcees wishing it was HER butt
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she isn't like da other gurlz~
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I just can't… she really hasn't got a shred of self-awareness, how can she act out, film and edit this shit without thinking for one second "DAMN, this makes me look like a retard!"?!
Quality comedy, keep it coming, shingles!
That hair is really awful. Long hair/extensions don't look good when it is so dry and ratty, she might as well just plunk a mass of Spanish moss on her head.
Someone needs to get this woman a makeover, stat!
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There's no way I can watch that video and not feel terrible for her. She thinks shes putting out this image of a beautiful, badass lara croft/video game goddess/zombie slayer
but it's such an obvious cry for attention she might as well have written "please tell me how cool and pretty I am" at the end. Lara Croft would never do that, Vicky. Tsk.
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>deep fried tofu
for someone so smart, vicky sure is a dumbass when it comes to basic nutritional health
i can't tell if she wants to convince us her extensions aren't ratty, or she is actually taking our advice and trying to bring her hair back from the dead.
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I can't get over how much eye makeup she puts on. I'm surprised that her eyelids are still able to stay open under the weight of all that eyeliner, mascara and fake lashes.
With the overdrawn lips on top of that, she looks like a straight up drag queen.
~such a rare beauty~
You could literally put that much makeup on a shorn gorilla and it would basically look like that. Lmao.
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Honestly I think the eye makeup is supposed to draw away from her gigantic eye bags? There is no other reasonable explanation, not that is he is reasonable I suppose.
One pro from the video is that you can see how she has aged/roughly what she actually looks like vs her body-dysmorphia induced photoshopped 'digital paintings'. Pictures on the right obviously adjusted for emphasis.
she posted this in her insta:https://www.instagram.com/p/BNFHlqIFjmD/
wonder if it has to do with our comments regarding her video… girl, you have achieved nothing besides looking pathetic.
the only thing i would like to warn vicky about playing with a cheap sword is you might have an accident. people have died of wrongful weapon manipulation. death by idiocy.
Grosssssss, she looks like she sleeps in makeup 24/7 and just adds another layer to it in the mornings… that crusted mascara and eyeliner looks horrendous.
Bitch looks like she stinks of sour fat-fold cheese and musty, stale dirty linen.
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What a "sweetheart" eh? Who replies to someone sharing a recipe like this?
Guy: "You should try this dish!"
Shingles reply: "I'm soooo skinny and I eat lots of veg!"
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this is still my favorite thread
sage in all fields pls
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The obvious need for male attention is vomit worthy. does she realize how immature and retarded she sounds? holy attention whore.
It's this kind of shit that makes me almost pity her. It's so pathetic. Nearly 30 years old and acting like she's 15 and desperate.>>328287
I'm actually in town at the moment for totally unrelated reasons (where the event is) and I was considering it, but it's really damn cold. I don't know if I care enough about Vicky to hang out at a bridal event for 2 hours when it'll be snowing this evening, but if I do end up going, I'll report back.
Thats because she is mentally 15 and she is desperate.
All the men that meet her in person realize she an epic catfish. It really is pathetic…
I just noticed in the OP pic she has … Eye bags… On her eye bags…
Quadruple eye bags
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Yikes, and she's even looking up? I've only ever seen eye bags like that on a 60 year old.
Pic related, she still seems so butthurt about being called out on her smell/hygiene. Too bad Dior can't cover up the stench of skipped showers, unwashed hands and general failure.
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Whoops sorry I uploaded the wrong picture. But lmao.
Her face is so ugly
That nose contour is so bad and makes her look like a witch
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Picture on the left is vickys dress, picture on the right is the same dress that the company posted a couple weeks prior with that caption. It's a consignment store which means that Vicky is a size ten dress size. Which definitely contrasts her claim of being "super tiny" considering she's apparently 5'2"
Oh lord that's rough. This thread is getting milky again.
It looks like she's started putting as much makeup on her eyebrows as she does on the rest of her face now because that brow is looking like Fida Kahlo.
Also, >dat nose contour >that attempt to hide her hog body by obscuring it with ratty extensions & folded choir hands kek.
Also, I never realized how red her complexion is. Combined with her ham hock arms and hooker makeup, she's really giving me a Miss Piggy vibe.
a normal woman with the heart of a self obssessed attention whore.
but true. I agree with you that she should accept herself or work on the things she probably wants to change, like her weight.
Vicky is probably one of those girls who is not ugly, but makes herslf to be ugly. those ridiculous eyebrows, super pouty fake asshole lips, bad hair extensions – she would look a lot better without those.
If she was just authentic and actually took pride in her real self she would strike a positive chord with a much larger demographic as opposed to her curret demo which is basically just gross thirsty old men. If she was able to get over herself and actually just present herself as who she actually is as opposed to tying to one up everyone else (I'm not like other girls, I'm REALLY skinny, I'm super hot I swear wahh photoshops into oblivion
) she wouldn't face such harsh criticism. being a little chunky isn't something to be ashamed of and she could inspire a lot of people if she wasn't so far up her own ass with her narcissism.
Body dysmorphia makes you feel shitty about yourself though, doesn't it?
From the way that she tries to brag about her "tiny" gut, it seems like shingles loves herself a little too much more than anything.
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IT amazes me at how daft she is. She really thinks by holding her hands in that pose, that makes her look skinny? She looks so silly, how delusional can one be? She also looks like she pushing 40 or something.
Lmao, even if she does try to claim that it's a screenshot taken from a video SHE posted on her insta from the "fashion show" last night. I think she's more likely to go off about how her dress was a size ten but the had to take it in for her or tighten it extra for the show because a size ten is too big for her
. Or maybe she'll go off about how there was more than one of that dress and the one she wore was smaller. But it's a consigned shop soooo there's only one f everything.
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I swear, everything she posts is some long crazy over-explanation which is a dead giveaway for lying. Pls Vicky.
Recent picture of her "figure" for reference. Her chest is a lot smaller and her waist is a lot thicker. Sorry you couldn't get your hands on After Effects to warp-tool your way out of this one. ;'(
Also that thumbnail image on that IG video is so unfortunate…
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I just love her comments on her own pics
I sincerely don't understand the random strips of cheap fabric and really awkward, busted looking, falling apart lingerie. >>328314
Anybody who actually looked like that and was secure that those were indeed the facts wouldn't take every opportunity to straight up brag/talk about it on a public platform. Shes just trying to convince people and that's all it is. It's one of the most pathetically transparent things i've ever seen.
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I love pictures of Vicky standing beside actually slim people. Even the difference in body language is ridiculous. She must be so obnoxious to deal with in person.
the whole head is shooped lol
look at the wood panel lines
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>>328319>the tit shoop
Looks like they let Vicky Shingles at the pictures before release, RIP!!
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MUST… WARP… HAIR… BIGGER
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>the 'two hands' pose
>the ratty extensions
>blurry tits that have been edited so poorly that the grain of the photograph disappears in her cleavage
>looks like a literal 40 y/o cougar
The other ladies are quite cute and classy, the comparison is so jarring.
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You guys I'm cryinggggg. How is she still THIS BAD at photoshop when it's her ENTIRE LIFE.
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sage for double posting but this is all i can see with that dumb expression on her face
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I am legitimately dead this bitch is toooo much hahahahah.
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What the FUCK did she do to her hand!?!
her makeup looks like the haggard skanks i saw dancing on motley crue's stage but she'd probably take that as a compliment being such a ROCKERCHICCCCC
and I wouldn't want to slander the skanks, they at least had nice bodies lmoa
She's definitely a fatty, check out that ham hand with chipolata sausage fingers on that guy's shoulder.>>328323
Wow, notice on the other girls how their corsets don't need to be laced up to the bone, they sit naturally and seem comfortable, Vicky on the other hand has to look like she's needs it laced up so tight so her bowels don't flop out onto the floor.
ANYONE who isn't obese can make their fingers touch around the front of their waist by resting their palms to the side of it, but NOBODY can make their thumbs touch around the back, you would have to have a fucking 12" waist to do that, what a stupid bint.
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Everyone has their hands on each others backs.. except for Vicky, of course, being as ostentatious as possible.
big titsss huehue
I like how she warped her waist so much that her hair extensions look like they're superglued to it from the tits down.
The child looks like she has the same size waist as her because of it, who is she fucking kidding??
What on earth must be going through the minds of these other women. The girl next to her is actually putting her arm through Vicky's in a vain attempt to include her, and Shingles can't be fucking bothered.
Fuck these people and their business, fashion show, and what looks to be an otherwise pleasant event. NO. SHE MUST POSTURE. She's literally going out of her way to ruin it. Ugly diva cunt.
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my artistic rendition of what Vick's hands must look like since she has made it crystal clear that she she can fit them around her wait. I included yesterday's makeup she didn't wash off.
Here's some fan art for you, MISS VICTORIA MURDEERRRRR
I call it "Vicky Fingleton"
You also captured the image I had of them in my mind too, well done. >>328345
If they complained, she'd probably rant about them saying "Alt models get married too!" or some shit, she's always the victim remember.
it was for a consignment shop, nice second hand basically.
That's what made it so easy to deduce her fattiness, the dress she modeled (which would be the only one they have like it) was listed on their site as a size 10. And it looked like more a mom n' pop shop type event, no high couture, but she still manages to fuck up simple stuff.
those fucking lashes are making her look downsy
the BDD is reeeeaaaaaallllll
and what is with that trout pout…?
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This is Cathy Jung, she has the smallest adult waist in the world at 15".
At 15" even Cathy wouldn't be able to make her thumbs and middle fingers touch around her waist unless each of her hands were 7.5" inches long and it's not very common for women to have hands that big.
Vicky has little stubby sausage fingers and her waist is not 15", it'd be twice that if not more.
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If you ever want to see what her actual body looks like just edit her hair warp back straight!
What a vapid cunt, *i had a priiiiivate dressing room with the boyzzzz because I'm sooo much better than everyone else that was there"
Bullshit Vic. Side note that second video is so laughable. Elbows jammed so far into her sides to give the illusion of a waist. Way to pick up a fat 13year olds Instagram trick, that's been around forever and it's basically a universal indication for "I'm fat but if I can hold this pose for a few second I won't look like it".
lol, I love how all the other girls have their arms around each other, but vickie pringles is off in her own world doing her signature, stiff 'please believe that I'm skinny' pose.
Even when the actually skinny girl beside her tries to pull her in for the picture, she has to poke her hand through vickie's teapot-posed arm because she's too busy trying to strangle her own waist.
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Do you have a 15" waist too?>>328265>>sit on my ass, sit on my ass, eat some tofu, sit on my ass.
I love her, she's my lolcow of the year.
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tfw u realize vicky shingles singlehandedly ruined your quaint charity event
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I listened through the video and Shingles was not mentioned even once. It must honestly kill her. They did mention a modelling agency called Cameo, but no Vicky to be found on that site.
I wonder how our A Legacy Bridal owner got caught up with Vicky- although, this wouldn't be the first time she has taken advantage of business owners and their good will.
But yeah, for anyone in doubt, this was definitely a quaint/cute charity event. This nonsense of Shingles talking about 'walking runway' is just her uncontrollable narcissism at work.>>328372
lel no surprise there, I feel so bad for all the people Vicky shits on whenever she does.. well.. anything.
BTW Hi Vicky, how are you doing? Don't forget that KW-Counselling does walk ins every Thursday from 12-6! It's never too late to get help! :^)
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I removed Vick's weirdly concave face/neck,
concave hair extensions thus removing the shooped waist
and generally had a go at trying to make Vick look more like IRL Vick.
Too bad she's still beyond recognition.
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exactly, it was a fundraiser by a shop that has 304 likes and vicky is acting like its NY fashion week omg. and that "private dressing room" clip is hilarious. She can't even lie convincingly.
the normie peasants she secrectly wished she was as pretty as.
She's not even anywhere near as attractive as least attractive other woman in the pics.
Holy fuck kek>>328374
Not gonna mention the body cause yknow, just look at it. But those nasty eyebrows and those dead tarantula eyelashes…how can she think that looks good? Vicky, Jesus… the other model looks 100 times better than her with way less makeup.
Does anyone know how old she really is? I've been with Vicky since thread number 1 but I really can't remember
Everytime I read some of the comments on her IG it's just pure cringe, what an unfortunate life. >>328381
I think she's 29 if I recall correctly
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Serious question to people ITT:
Do you think she can keep herself from making extremely defensive posts like this?
Like at first I thought she was a garden variety narcissist, but a lot of the statuses she's been posting since sperging out are so painfully transparent and attention seeking. Does she dissociate at the computer and just type whatever drivel she believes will give her some validation? It's so pathetic and sad.
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Just let her be Anon; sit back, relax and nibble some popcorn. Vaca will continue on to shoop herself while sporting a Miss-Piggy-meets-Scene makeup palette; even making outrageous claims of physical capabilities, intelligence, character and spirituality. Much of her so-called fans are going on along with it by unceasingly giving her compliments to feed her ego and prop her delusions. She's like a modern day "Emperor's New Clothes", social media climbing style. It's funnier when fools are proud and oblivious to their own foolishness. >>328317
>dat shooping >dat contouring >"muh muscle structure"
NEVER EVER CHANGE Vaca! We love you! ♥
It's been slowly dawning on me since the last thread that she's probably actually mentally retarded.
Her claims are so outlandish and absurd >>328383
>>319089 that if it wasn't for sweaty neckbeards (who are autists themselves) thirsting over her blatantly photoshopped photos; more people would either be laughing at her or feeling sorry for her.
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She might actually be retarded, this wall of text is just too much.
One of my favourite parts about this whole thing is shes really trying to play the victim and posting statuses like "dont worry if you're not model thin you are worth it and anyone who says your fat is a jealous cunt blah blah blah" but its not even about body shaming
. Its the fact that she sits there taking in her waist and over inflating her boobs to the most insane, unrealistic proportions and then goes off about how "curvy, naturally muscle, tiny, skinny, huge tits" ect. *She literally photoshopped her own waist smaller than the 5 year old girl in >>328339
If shes gonna jam how ~perfect and curvy~ she is up everyone's ass all the time she should at least be those things in actual reality
. It would still be annoying and cringey as fuck but hey, at least it would be true. She might as well just skip the whole photography part and CGI herself a body from scratch, because thats the level of terrible shooping happening here. At least then she wouldn't have to worry about the warping backgrounds and heavy blurring/stretching and could live happily in her own head staring at it and pretending that its really her.
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Another shining example of her I've league education lmao. How is she 30 and can't spell. Regardless of education that is so perplexing.
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Victoria posted a status asking for advice on a Defamation/Copyright lawyer lmao. Then she posted this priceless comment about "sewing us all senseless". Edited twice before getting it to "sue" (and got help from someone in the thread to get it right)
My question is… If she ends up sewing us, will we look like a cheap polyester bikini with twisted straps with a photoshopped overlay of gothic font too?
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satin cow pattern
She's been harassing our hosting provider with a deluge of nonsense complaints and citing tons of random unrelated laws. I won't post them but she sounds like a crazy person. I added the notice to make it clear that everything is fair use.
I hope she gets the help she needs.
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Lmao too bad Yale and Harvard couldn't even teach her to spell a three letter word. Kek.
Lmao at that copyright
So where's her lawyer? lol
Oh right she doesn't have one
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Lmfao, I just listened to a little bit of one of their podcasts and everyone just keeps interrupting/disregarding her. The accent is fucking atrocious. Shes adding literally nothing to conversation. And her accent keeps disappearing and coming back. She says something accidentally without the accent then stutters and repeats it with the accent. So cringey.
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links please? omfg
I listened to about 5 minutes of the 3rd radio show and then a minute of the 1st.
Her accent is almost non existent in the 1st one, but blaring in the 3rd.
Victoria could probably benifit from reading into this XD
Its her to a T
Man… What bothers me the most isn't even the fake accent. it's something else:
>"Ah…ummm. ah, I…i, um… Ummm, ah"
It's like everything she says has to be so carefully planned she can never sound natural
She's trying to do an intelligent-sounding aristocratic English accent. For some reason she's obsessed with coming across as smart and sophisticated. That's why she links Yale on her LinkedIn and tries to make "insightful" Facebook posts all the time.
It's extra ironic because she's probably one of the dumbest cows in /pt/.
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She killed internet royalty? Now I don't even care if she's retarded, I hate her.
Also, CWC is waaayyyy more brainfucked than she is and he's still mocked sooooo
Apparently sewing everyone senseless
didn't work out.
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I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom
she's like gross disney character you aren't supposed to like
a stepmom or a witch or something
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She reminds me of Madame Medusa.
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Such a basic bitch.
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this edit is very telling of her neurotic personality, holy shit.
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So…I revisited her kewl swords n' kicks video, and I found this.
At 1:08, when she starts doing a spin-kick where her leg extends high up, it appears as though she actually spliced together two videos. In the first video, she seems to attempt the kick, and in the second video, she seems to be already holding her leg up and then proceeds to let it go. Edited together, it looks like she kicked high and landed her foot down. However, there are discrepancies.
They are are:
1. The lighting of the video changes fairly dramatically.
2. The angle (or cropping) of the video changes.
3. She seems to have lost her garter belt when this shift happens.
4. Her hand seems to be wrapped around her knee area, presumably to hold her leg in this position.
I will post a frame by frame gif to help illustrate this as well.
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just when you think she can't sink any lower, there she goes
The crappiest part about this is that she obviously went to a lot of trouble to try and look ~super kewl and talented~ but that kick is still so far off of being impressive. it's still such a sad kick despite her physically attempting to manually force her leg higher
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Doing God's work, anon.
Sage your fucking posts, this is the third thread today I've read in /pt and /snow that an anon mentions "showing their husband" something in relation to the cows.
It's annoying as shit, noone gives a fuck about what your partners think, if you've personally got nothing relevant to say; don't say it at all.>>328467>>328464
No, she isn't obese, nobody has even said she's obese but she's short stacked and fat… she's basically a hobbit.
I would say she's definitely obese going off of unphotoshopped pics. I mean, she's not Mama June obviously, but people forget how easy it is to slip into stage 1 obesity, since the average person you see walking around is now also at stage 1 obesity (if you live in US or Canada).
"Obese" doesn't always mean bedbound. The lower end of obese is like, Maeghan Trainor sized. She looks to me like about one metric Amy Schumer.
Agreed, anon. Ibese doesn't always mean Precious.
She is definitely at the early stages of obsesity according to the pics shown in >>328465
Well, maybe not in America… maybe vicky is just thicc and chubbs there, kek.
Bunny definitely had an eating disorder (always taking pictures with her ribs poking out ect, general humblebragging about her weight) but I don't think Vicky ever did (unless it was BED, lol)
sage for off topic.
She's passing it off like we're just sitting here bodyshaming her blah blah blah but shes just getting called out on her bullshit. if she wasn't so heavy handed with the waist/boob shoop she wouldn't be getting called out for being a chunker.
She's medically obese for sure. Morbid obesity is just so normalized in America and elsewhere that non-morbid obesity is considered 'chubby' or 'overweight' and not taken as seriously as it should be.
t. blew up 50lbs in a short amount of time, am now medically obese and still somehow slimmer than Vicky
sage for blogging
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Anon back again.
At 2:09, she does this again. 2 videos spliced together quickly to make it look like the same continuous shot.
1. Lighting of the video changes dramatically.
2. The cropping/aspect ratio changes.
3. She looks like she might actually be falling over at the end of Video 1.
4. She just upright into a standing position (facing in the opposite direction) in Video 2.
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Good job, anon! This is just hilarious.
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she seriously shoops herself to look like a second life/imvu avatar
Suuuuper late comment but the way she words her caption makes it sound like she was wearing the sunglasses while tattooing people??
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Dug up some old photos from the grave. For the hell of it.
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Obviously, these were taken before she discovered the "magic" of hair extensions.
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A better name for ol' Vicky would be "Victoria BellGrande"
I'm seriously triggered
by Vic's extreme hair slinging so close to those candles. As dry as her rat's nest looks, and considering there has to be a ton of product (hairspray is highly flammable) in, she's risking considerable bodily harm.
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Her latest on Instagram
>A lot of you have been using an eggplant as an emoji for a penis.. Too big. Way too big.
Yeah I'm pale so I glow sometimes on camera with a weird ass white aura looking thing.when not powdered down or with bronzer on I guess
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I'm loving how everything but the shitty black bracelet and red glove was horribly shooped into the picture. Fucking incredible.
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Dem shop fuckups. This girl is so tragic.>>328501
What is even happening right here. Her glove is melting and that sword butt thingy is defying the laws of physics and depth perception. Sick job Vicky. Try harder plz.
She looks a lot healthier in that pic, even her hair looks a lot less damaged despite them tater-tot fingers. Sheesh what the hell happened? >>328499
How about just address her as "Vaca"
, pronounced as "Vay-kay" in over-anglicised way by some of my latina friends, but spelled as Vaca
. It's a tongue-in-cheek jest on an overly glammed/stylized woman…
"Vaca" btw, means "cow" in several of the Latin/Romance-language. ♪
Have fun with a Google image search: [https://www.google.com/search?q=Vaca&tbm=isch
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ugh, fuck man, this looks kinda accurate.
I know she shoops like crazy, but WHY does she have to do stuff to make herself uglier? Like her makeup, extensions and eyebrows, They are all so unflattering. I honestly think she could be pretty cute if she tried a different look. Too bad she apparently can't accept herself.
Because she doesn't want to be just "cute" or "attractive". She has a very specific persona she is going for: Alluring, mysterious blonde sex bomb, va-va-va voom video game vixen kick-ass metal babe who makes guys "hit signposts" but who is actually too intellectual to care; she'd rather focus on her martial arts skills and biology and astrophysics studies.
It's really ironic that she wants everyone to believe she's so smart when she's actually too dense to see she looks like a fool.
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>>328510>va-va-va voom video game vixen kick-ass metal babe
I always feel like she tries to make herself look like a character from ridiculous over-the-top 80s fantasy artwork.
Ohhh, what I wouldn't give to see Victoria send in a crockpot theory to a real physicist. I love reading stories of the countless delusional hobby-theorists that plague real physicists getting their abysmal understanding of the subject shat on.
And she is like the epitome of the delusional pretend-physicist. I can only hope that her narcissism pushes her to 'totally figure out a grand unified theory' and put it up for actual academics to critique.
A girl can dream.
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Oh, absolutely!! I'm positive she fancies herself a Vallejo girl.
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I'm thinking more 90's era Lady Death (or any of the other chaos! comics girls)
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samefagging bc this one is tooooo close
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LD in her alive form, getting ever closer to what Vick's ideal must be…?
Her brother is a wormy little fuck with a small dick and cheats on every girl he's ever been with. Every girl he brings home, Vic grabs and puts all her shit fucking makeup on them. Tries to turn us into mini-me's and then whines about how people want to be just like her and copy her.
She's a complete slag. She used to say that she keeps her hair short and brown at the back so it won't all fall out at once. She's actually got (or had?) nice skin under the makeup from what I saw the few times. Usually she refuses to be seen unless she's got a full face on. Regardless of the time of day. Is entirely delusional about her life and that accent is a recent… Development.
Their dad has a pretty thick accent actually. Her, her brother, sister and mother have no accents.
No chill on the narcissism.
And unfortunately no ~sword skills~
now this is quite the 10%milkfat this thread needed.
moar info, dear tripfag.
lol i thought that typo was making fun of her
people who are older and spell like shit is a 10000% indication that they do not read, like anything at all.
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>hasn't kissed someone for 2 and a half months
To be fair, anon, she seemed to be talking about the 1 1/2 year when she mentioned the nun streak, not the two months.
Of course she was posting this to attract her neckbeard fans' attention, but still…
I think I can dig up some photos somewhere but I think she knows I'm the only one who would have them 0:)
Not entirely sure of what her fam thinks. Laird (the brother) seemed to get annoyed at her trying to turn his girlfriends into mini-me's of her but still let it happen.
Never let her near me for anything even remotely permanent. The stack of false lashes she stuck on me was bad enough.
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how did you come by here? Are you a long-time lurker? I'm super interested
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Vicky is back!!
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Christmas has come early!
Here's a tacky star thing Vicky made, perfect for an aluminum Christmas tree freshly pulled from a dumpster!
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I can't believe someone does their makeup like this and says to themselves "I look good and should post it online." This is 40-year-old-tranny chic.>>328537
gb2/tumblr/ bella, you're nearly as milky as she is
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MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU ANIMALS