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Last time on Kekking at the onions:
Onion invited a seemingly obsessive plainey fan to the grease mantion without telling grainey in advance, visibly pissed off the agender snowflake.
- gargoyle flew a 20 year old patron over to "stay" with them and "collab" only for him to get a crotchful of fangirl and clog the family toilet
- grease "flew over bexx to do some shitty collab vids, the first of which featured her alongside onion in her bikini and shaving cream. Head in crotch action was involved.
- first day at the mansion bexx (over)shared her adventures in the mcmansion by posting pics of how she clogged onion's toilet and was ~so embarrassed~
- plainey livestreamed and looked as furious as ever, even being unable to fidget spin because she was so triggered
- onion and his fan did some more shitty vids as well as younow streams where she gives him lovey-dovey eyes while being her dull fangirl-self
- veiney still makes shitty would-i-let-my-greasy-husband-fuck-you vids, weirdly enough seeing as she keeps saying she doesn't want (onion to have) more gfs/"""poly""" relationships
- onion blasted one of his retarded 16 yo fans who made a video on him about the drama resulting in onion and his hoard of fans turning on the 16 yo idiot
- that same 16 yo (ex?) fan seems to be working on #exposing onion's youtube shittery and made a vid on what appears to be grug's fake accounts
- the IRS haven't been mentioned as much lately but they're likely working on busting onion's nuts and we'll wait for the milk to arrive
speculations from previous thread:
some speculate that bexx and some of onion's newly appointed discord mods/admins are anti-os on an costly mission against grease
ofc the undercover idiots in question didnt think to keep their social media private and have as good as doxxed themselves.
- they are friends on facebook before meeting each other for the ~first time~ on onion's server
- they booted out real onion fans while anons are still there and continue to laugh at their obsession with lolcow in their channels
So let's see where this the chase for milk takes us in this new and shit-filled onion edition
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Aside from Plainboi's emo suicide threats about ~why didn't I get to hear Bex was coming~, business as usual, with unremarkable YouNow streams, dying her hair whatever color Billie has it, sperging about how skinny she is guiz, and taking lots of sad agender selfies.
In case it updates, link to Bex's Lain-focused love songs at https://soundcloud.com/rebecca-guertin-281113698
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lol at those pictures. She's getting closer and closer to being billie and yet she's getting further and further from onion love
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The fuck is this?
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It's just a sketch about beck clogging the toilet and greg executing her for it. Classic greg-humor.
Yep, clickbait. Just a skit making fun of CringerFeck's poop crisis and Onion's reputation as a psycho. What were people saying about them not playing to us as an audience? They lurk here too much to ignore us.
Speaking of them lurking here:>>422691>>422688>>422685
Is this the new marketing strategy?
If so, I'm out. If we're the sole audience, then the final stage of Onion death is to ignore him away.
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sooo.. Was this fake or do farmers think it's real ?
If real it lowkey reminds me of Mira .. and I wouldn't be even the slightest surprised as he's well known for faking emails from fans.
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Either her anorexia talk has actually gotten to her "fans" or she's making sockpuppets to comment this shit on her videos. It's definitely not genuine concern because she looks perfectly fine.
She only felt threatened by Billie because Billie was actually pretty. Beck is ugly and gross, and therefor less likely to steal her man.
She knows he wont run off with PooBeck, but knew from the get go that he'd drop everything to be with Billie.. and almost did.
If it's their strategy then it's not a very good one since their youtube videos are not even allowed to be posted here, only the mirrors.>>422713
Probably so she can go cry to Onion about it since she's not getting any attention right now.
I don't think anyone here is really into billie. It's just entertaining to see how obsessed the onion family is.
Also regardless of whether you like her or not she is prettier, has better makeup skills and more personality than lainey (which is why greg/lainey still obsess over her).
Onion rants about how he helps so many people while his wife is out here making him look like a fool because "how can you help others if you can even help your own spouse". I remember him preaching at Richie that he was a failed Bf because his gf wasn't happy enough with herself/body.
Good girl Plain, crap on all your husbands opinions and "facts". Keep letting the world know you're "sick", hate your body and miserable af. Keep playing victim, and letting the world know by Onion logic he's a fail husband.
I don't think so. I think the initial fear of another girl in their house, with her man, made Lamey fearful of the longevity of their relationship. Now that this is happening again, and that Greasy most properly mindfucked with her after Billiegate, and actively initiated bringing girls into their homes (Luxy, etc) Lamey has given in.
I assume he told her shit like how this is normal, how she shouldn't limit herself, how this will generate more youtube views and money, etc. Lamey just wants to sustain their current relationship and she doesnt want to have to do hard thing - leaving again.
5'3" 105lbs is close to underweight, but a normal BMI, more so if you use the "new" better formula. And seeing as she seems to have no muscle mass, I bet she's completely in the average range in terms of body fat.
Any bets on how long until the "self harming" pity party will start?
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1st a kissing click bait video then this yesterday she retweeted this deleted and then kept the fav ?
>>422713>It's definitely not genuine concern because she looks perfectly fine.
idk, some places especially in the US have a really skewed perception of what a normal body weight is. Like Normal=anorexic, Overweight=skinny, obese=normal>>422718
Nah, Billie has/had an ED too, remember.
>>422747>Nah, Billie has/had an ED too, remember.
but of course
I thought that party already started when she was talking about killing herself. >>422749
I wonder if Lainey will also start smoking weed for said anxiety just like Billie.
Billie transformation thus far : >pretending to like anime>blue hair>Instahoe makeup >ED / weight loss
am I missing anything ?
Can we please stop the derail about Billie and ED? If stuff happens with Plainey that's good to know, but we already know she's been trying to turn into Billie as well as bragging about being "so skinny."
Personally I think if it's just that one youtube comment, it could have easily been one of her delusional fans. Need more evidence than that to believe she's sockpuppeting. Like at least info on the youtube account or something that points toward it.
No need for dry/fake milk when there is stuff actually going on… Onion household is definitely trying to throw us off the trail though.
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You guys think they shooped that thumbnail?
ayalla and billie tried to crash diet once =/= ED just because she felt fat
daily reminder that billie judged those little girls' bodies too and even complimented underweight ones
onion gives all these girls an pro-anorexic mindset, i can only hope sarah and billie snap out of it
I transcribed Poopbex's songhttps://soundcloud.com/rebecca-guertin-281113698
Hey Gregory and Lainey
I know you think I'm crazy
But please know I'm more than
how I've dealt with pain
Please think of our good times
Our texts and all of the signs
the similarities between us are staggering
Our music tastes
Our life fast paces
something swimming races (i don't get what the fuck is she saying)
Late night memes
Sending you pictures of puppies
Hey Lainey and Gregory
I know that you are worried
But I promise that I'll try my best
To earn your trust
So here is a friendship CV
To earn your respect fot me
A list of all my qualities
And (???? don't get it again)
I'm a cost efficient, truth insistent, persistent girl
Who wants to show that she won't
do anything that you wouldn't like
except destroy you at super smash bros, heheh
I take myself (?) as I'm meant to please
Honestly you make me weak in my knees
I'll treat you to a birthday cake, ice cream, breakfast burritos
and pizza with pineapple
Hey Gregory and Lainey
I know you think I'm crazy
But please know I'm more than
how I've dealt with pain (x2)
sage for tinfoil but kinda weird how she calls him Gregory and so did screenshot anon. I don't usually see anyone calling him by his full name
Then again, she probably just needed the extra syllables
also wearing a lot of billies clothes and posting similar videos to billie
reminds me of the episode of spongebob when patrick kept copying spongebob
yes but the song is from a few days ago so we're late
If the mods are from repcord or kiwi then I'm ready to enjoy the ride.
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Wasn't the "Remember Love" tattoo the one he got for Sh?
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Not sure if this has been mentioned but…
Why two accounts? Why two accounts of the SAME cringe fucking shitty photos? Why still even bothering with the they/them shite? Rubbish. So she spends more time out of her day having to manage a SECOND account? Well spent money for her patrons ay. GROW YOUR HAIR LAMEY, I'M SICK OF LOOKING AT YOUR FUCKING MULLET.
Yeah, probably poopie. This whole situation is just ridiculous.
Is he even gaining views from using her? If we are the target audience he can't be making much. Also, isn't feces and necrophilia (even fake) against some of youtubes new ~community guidelines~?
It's fucking sad because Billie is pretty but she's not this unachievable beauty - the way Lainey treats Billie is if she's this mythological flawless girl it's ridiculous, extremely weird, and embarrassing. I'm not insulting Billie in any way it's just insane at this point.
Bitch just embrace yourself and do what looks best on you and flatters your individual features
. Their features are so different, why can't she just find some celebrity who looks similar to her and copy their shit? It would be so much less pathetic and would work out in her favor.
So fucking sick of this Billie shit. When she was first posted with that video of her bragging about being in a psych ward (while treating the staff like shit I might add) no one liked her. Greg
even seems to have moved on, at least a little or for now with Bex.
billie is just copying unoriginal alt trends from instagram. she's not even original.
lainey already knows how crazy out of touch she is and probably just looks to billie for what is on trend. she may also just be repeating what billie does because she has more followers and ripping off billie because she's less known makes her feel better.
I agree that she thinks he won't run off with poobeck but you have to keep in mind he down graded a lot, like downgrading from adrienne to someone ugly hoe and cheating on her, I think lainey knows there's a 99% chance onion is gonna cheat again and that the whole "laineys girlfriend" thing is just another prop so greg could mess around with another girl, but lainey knows greg won't drop everything and leave, We already know greg has shit self control and likes to cheat as well as wanting to fuck feminine women, then turning them unfeminine and ugly as part of as use and abuse fetish or whatever the fuck is wrong with him, while beck may not be pretty she is a lot more feminine than lainey, which is what greg wants, a feminine partner, and he even made a sketch where he kisses her, so I think this is just the beginning of cuddlegate 2.0
it's clear to me the polygamy wasn't for lainey to enjoy a girlfriend nor was it some hip new trend they wanted to try because if it was that, polygamy couples will often have affection with all their partners, not just one partner having two partners, I think greg convinced lainey that polygamy was hot to watch her kiss a girl or some shit as an excuse to bring another girl in the house and mess around with her behind laineys back
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So looks like BexLax wasn't a top contributer like some axons where speculating. Lol I wonder if he's going to try to write her trip off.
Waiting for the moment when Beck says too much and Greg doesn't keep letting it slide.
Maybe he hasn't seen her blatant attention whoring yet. But I'm betting Lainey has.
this was mentioned before… he obviously flew her out for the pussy
she's donated over 200 dollars at most
Yeah, I think Bex is honestly just a tool or pawn to Onion at this point, really. She's so desperate for his approval that she'll do pretty much anything, which makes up for her being a big downgrade. He needs this right now to build back up his ego, she's only temporary, I mean, aren't they all? Lainey is the only one to last this long, and that's only because she's had a couple of his kids and yet he still did try to get rid of her at times.>>422963>>422966
Honestly, I think she's even got a bit of Sarah in there too as far as looks. While she's kind of gross looking, Onion does seem to have a type.
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Honestly, there were some questionable moments where things seemed off.
If Billy hadn't been in the picture, if Sarah wasn't actually in love with Lainey, there wasn't already heat on him for her living there and being very underage, and if she were 10-20lb.s lighter at the time. I don't doubt it.
I do think he's been lowering his standards a bit lately though, he seems extra desperate after Vix bailed on him. His ego was at an all time high when he had Billie around.
I doubt it, but Sarah did
have questionable Tumblr posts about him a few threads back.>>422986
Thanks, tbh I was debating whether or not to sage my op; I'll remember that next time!
Also Skye, uglier than Sarah? Or am I just confusing it around?
I also wanted to point out that even Billie had some semblance to Skye when you think about it, especially when she had dark (blue) hair and bangs.
Onion's trying to build his very own Frankenwife (with also Shiloh's likenes) confirmed.
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Yup, she posted a lot of lyrics that were sus and "fuck the feeling I get when he tries to comfort me" all around the same time.
There was a lot of speculation on whether or not she developed a crush on Onion while she was there. Couple the tumblr posts with his weird obsession with girls who have EDs and you have the big reason why so many people thought they were both grooming her.
Guess Lainey didn't have one but two
"home wreckers" to worry about. Kekk
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TL;DW because don't give Joy views pls
>TallVideos, a mod and contributor, made a video about how many young kids are in Onion's spaces
>Onision blocks him everywhere
>TallVideos makes another video
>Onion threatens to sue (pic related)
Lameo trying to look like Billie is like Sara Jessica Parker trying to look like Adriana Lima.
Their facial structures couldn't be more different.
Billie has soft features. Lameo's face is like a haggard witch's foot. Stop trying to be Billie, it's never going to happen.
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How did this not get posted when the other ones did..
Makes sense when he can never let any of his exes go completely.>>423071
What bullshit! Why are they rarely even interacting then? You'd think Lainey would just be happy that she is there? Did they even interact that
much before she even got there?
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BexLax is not Lainey's type whatsoever so I don't see them ever
getting together of her own free will.
If you check Lainey's twitter likes you can see she has a clear type: Androgynous agender petite women all tumblr'd up.
CringerBeck has long frizzy plain brown hair and is on the chubby side and dresses like a kid in middle school. She's not edgy whatsoever. Lainey will not go for her even if she's desperate for a girl to kiss.
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so many kek
Lol they all know now they have to suck up to lameo to get to gerg. The second she gets to the house, shes always with gerg, not lameo. Shes so full of shit and you can tell lameo is not at all into her. >>423099
is he that depressed about his subs dropping that he will delete them all to see it go positive for a second? lmao. I dont even understand wtf he is doing anymore with his decision-making.
He has no business acumen at all.
Hes like those criminals who represent themselves in court and get convicted in 2 seconds. Idiot.
It's funny, because Lainey doesn't seem to like her at all. She gets annoyed when people mention her on YouNow and yesterday someone asked if she was planning on making a video with BexLax, and she scoffed and said she didn't plan on it. Also noteworthy, people asked if Lainey had a crush to which she gave a clear no.
Imagine being Bex, claiming to have a huge crush and then being straight up ignored and not mentioned anywhere by Lainey. It is gold.
I wish gerg would cheat on lameo with the new girl, but shes not good-looking, so he might not. I just want to see the excuses lameo will make for gerg cheating when she has 100% made it clear shes not into this girl. >>423121
Am I the only one who thinks she looks nothing at all like them and that skye and shiloh were both better looking than this girl? The only thing that is similar to skye is long hair and she looks nothing at all like shiloh. She looks like a typical nerdy white chick.
he always threatens to sue when something makes him look bad
it's the adult equivalent of saying "oooOOOOooo I'm tellin"
this bitch in middle school or something? who out there posting tweets about crushes and shit? this girl is a weirdo. she posts her shit on the internet, publishes songs about strangers, publicly posts about "crushes". girl, keep it to yourself. keep it to your close irl friends at best. does she not have social skills or something so she resorts to this type of shit online? for real, why is she posting any of this?
she seems like the absolute attention whore. i'll best you, once onion drops this gross bitch she's going to be posting in lolcow and shit trying to milk it for more attention. its going to be plainclone all over again. and at least plainclone was a teen so i don't think she should be shamed for being so stupid… but this beck shit is too grown for this shit. she's fucking weird.
yeah, that's a total crock of shit.
When's she leaving? I REALLY hope she and Greg hook up.
and saying she was trigger warning
raped and stuff
This is so messed up. A 32 year old man has no business telling 11 year old kids what they should or shouldn't do.
He needs to just avoid minors for real. And leave it to their parents.
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Tall just straight up asked Grease why he brought Beck to him if he's broke
He's totally ignoring it and trying to change the subject
Go Tall! You're killing it boo keep slaying him
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What's with this fat deer bitch? Did Gerg guest her to defend him? lmao
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>>423246>Do they all have issues or something?
short answer: yes
long answer: yessssssssssssssssssss
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Sorry for this derail nitpicking but Y I K E S this slag looks horrifying(offtopic)
Is this the same bitch we accused of being an anti-o spy along with Toiletta and TallVideos?
I couldn't recognize her w/the damn deer filter on her face.
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Lainey's tumblr is poppin lately, most of the posts are passive aggressively aimed at gurg, but she's acting up like she has a girl crush again.
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They also said "Lainey and Beck get along just fine"
What every girl with a creepy stalker crush wants, to be tolerated by their crush loll
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The girl with the deer face paint is always being featured in his YouNow streams. She's like a mod on his discord or at least a very prominent member. Does she know he insulted her in one of his old rating videos??
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lol that's what i would say about someone i lowkey hate but haven't had an actual fight with yet.
what a rare treat on my day off to get milk i can barely keep up with. every time i refresh the page there's something new.
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Lainey is so obsessed with being the #1 broadcaster in #girls on younow all while victimizing herself over being called a girl. I want to see her crash and burn just as badly as Greg tbh.
Just fanned eugenia just to spite this bitch.
I wonder if Greg went after Eugenia because Lainey is jealous of her
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That becca girl on his younow is a mod on the discord server she also happens to have a second facebook account. Tall videos and beck are not on her recently added list so theyve been friends for over a month… Shes friends with him on facebook so why is she claiming to dislike him and threaten lawsuits? Youd think she wouldnt have people shes afraid of on her personal irl account
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the irony is that he has pro-ana folks on his mod team>>423326>>423327
Holy shit, at this point everything is pointing to some troll-discord mod takeover conspiracy lmao
I know little to no normies with multiple facebooks? It's just weird and why would you even be friends with your own account. It's just how gingers twitter is new so what if her facebook is "new" too? fucking sus
I wouldn't doubt it,he's like those fuckboys who set traps "oooo you're beautiful I want to buy you flowers and save you from bad people" and then when the girl is like "sorry I'm not interested" he uses the whole "OH WELL YOU'RE UGLY" response
the same most likely happened with jaclyn as well, which would explain why he was so upset when she did the smart decision of not going to onionboy when she wanted to get breast implants so he could "save" her from the big bad richie and trap her in his temporary position as a milk maker for onion to fuck while pretending it's for lainey, but jaclyn is too smart for that shit, greg sees any girl that doesn't find him repulsive and is young or young looking as milkmaker lainey gf but secretly gregs victim and not there for lainey at all
doesn't jaclyn smoke weed as well? kek
sage for tinfoil
Then it's very possible that Becca and TallVideos were just merely "acting" against each other on the stream.
Onion is very stupid.
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This becca girl is a mod on gregs younow and is very friendly with ginger so if they are involved in some sketchy scheme to troll Greg i'd say it's very relevant
All the weird Twitter and Facebook profiles and multiple accounts is screaming in gregs own words, DISHONESTY.
I wonder how many other infiltrators there are lol probbaly more than actual fans at this point
The ones screaming "not relevant" are probably pro-onion and want to suppress anything thats coming out.
The milk we get from Greg is usually because of some interaction he has with a second party, and if we discuss that second party it is relevant.
Greg doesnt just sit alone and set himself on fire, we need a catalysis usually.
Yeah it was a little too over the top on both sides, meanwhile Firecrotch just sat there blank faced and turning the other way or toward Gretchen.
It's time to abort y'all.
A big deterrent is the bickering amoungst each other versus coming together>>423348
Exactly, there always seems to be something bigger going on.
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I noticed that Grugly tried the whole "Ill be calm and speak in a quiet relaxing manner" when he got into that arguement with Tallvideos.
I loved how quiet everyone got as they battled back and forth, his little discord minions were so vocal with their support for Onionboy.
And then that calm and soothing facade slowly burned away as Tallvideo started down the path of Grugly being a pedo and judging little girls bodies. Onion immediately ended Tallvideo as a guest and tried to move on.
i just think if we could discuss ayalla as part of oniondrama before we should be able to discuss discord mods as long as it has to do with onion/people involved in onion drama (like tallvideos). >>423326
is relevant due to her being involved in the stream today trashing someone she's apparently friends with.
i'm starting to think those mods are coming on here making reports of things they don't like.
absolutely off topic but do you have a source for this manga? looks goofy as hell and i'd like to read it. reverse search just gives me meme pages>>423284
reaching but part of me thinks her "fans" don't actually like her, they just want to be like her. internet famous, wife of known youtuber, large teen fanbase, "cool and quirky", "complicated gender" yadda yadda
I'm worried about the outcome though.
After the mission - whatever is succeeded or failed, how will Onion react after finding out he's been recruiting haters disguised as fans and asslickers for the sole purpose of taking him down? Then again I'm too far away to face his incoming psychotic breakdown so idgaf.>>423364
Is it possible that Lainey has infiltrators as well? If so, kek
You're worried Greg is going to get his feelings hurt?
You're worried that hes going to sperg out on his loved ones?
WHO THE FUCK CARES!?
Let him burn
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thank you for relaying real milk in a mature and concise manner.
nah she smokes weed
it would be even funnier if beck turned out to smoke weed as well tbh
Since this is being mentioned, I think another partial downfall of this thread is anons getting angry about or ignoring 'tinfoiling' which sort of falls along the 'irrelevant!' replies a lot of the time too.
I don't know if lolcow just has less users now, or just greg's thread kek, but a lot of the milk came from farmers discussing speculations and farmers doing most of the work to uncover milk. Now everyone gets pissed if you try to "prove the 'milk' wrong" because Plainey or Greg said this or that, as if we've ever fucking listened to them in the past.
I feel like anon's screenshots would've never been so easily accepted in the past, especially after Milkchan. Now everyone believes what Greg or Lainey has to say in relation to it and no one seems to see the real milk in all this weird, shady shit with Bex and onion's discord.
Sage for somewhat OT and rant, inb4 '"sage and irrelevant stfu".
Interesting, I kinda wanna see weedgate 2.0
even better if lainey started smoking it as well, greg and his THC fearing ass would have a heart attack
Yeah like Lainey is claming now that she knew Beck was coming, she just didn't know WHEN -hence the texts
I call bs on that. Lainey wouldn't have freaked out that bad if it was just the timing of the visit that was a shock to her. She also didn't even start claiming that was the case until wayyy later. She's a bad liar.
thank you anon that seems to be it!>>423370
i don't think anyone cares about lainey herself enough, i think her infiltrators are people looking for dirt mainly on onion through her, or people trying to end up in his basement by a pretext of being into her
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lol at this comment on her insta
I think some people are thinking it's "the mod crew" and beck self-posting to be relevant, since that whole discord seems to be full of weird attention whores. But idk, i dont bother to pay for or sit in his discord to know the weird drama going on. And if anyone is going too far with trolling that they are paying money and becoming an admin and pretending to suck up to onion, i think they are taking the onion shit too far. I remember someone here months ago mentioning wanting to catfish onion before and even would go far as to meet with them in person to "troll" them. >>423423
lol this is true. Also during the debates, the joy thread was full of onion lovers defending his pedo child pics, it was weird.
bex is average cute, she's just a dumb nerd who can't take care of herself but she's not ugly don't be an ass.
greg is a desperate man, he will fuck bex. he fucking hates lainey.
This is very very nearly identical to her Twitter comment
You know it's shit bait when even lainey won't buy it lol
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Someone else mentioned it, and I cant unsee it.
She is not average cute, or dumb nerd cute… shes ugly bro.
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the ex-fan is very adamant that gerg has three kids, not two
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Average cute? Nah.
I thought maybe she's just kind of ugly in video because she's constantly pulling faces and being a general spaz, but no, she's honestly just a homely looking girl. A kind of average homely, but hardly cute.
say they have two kids during cuddlegate 1.0 though, when the Onions started conceiving bandaid. >>423463
Oh man, hsanon sure fucked us hard with that one! Kek
I believe billie over this rando lol. Why would onion tell him about his kids?>>423465
I dont think hes even that attracted to her. Hes probably just sick of being alone with lameo, and this is the only girl he could get right now. I swear the onion household hasn't been just the two of them in forever. There is always a third person there whether its billie, sarah, lameos sister, etc. They have such an awful relationship.
I believe this. The princess bed and bike aren't for Lainey.. come on. He must have partial custody of a daughter older than Troy that he had with… someone.
Sage for tinfoil
However, in the previous threads someone mentioned that during the divorce with Skye there was no mention of a child. Not even on papers. And if he had a child with Skye, she would definitely ask for child support.
I still don´t buy the child from another mother. But speculation sake,
If it were true, the child should be around 4 or 6 since they have a bike and a princess bed. That means Gerg had a child with someone else before or after He was with Lainey. And that the mother of this child is so well liked by Greg that he has never blasted her in one of her videos. That last part sounds nothing like him.
Still don't buy it without proof however.
Sage for tinfoil
Maybe he just abducts kids ? Preferably little girls ?
Or simply gets Lainey to babysit a family members kid ?
He has two little girls bed. One in a bare room with a pack and play in it and the other with the band posters and flag. The one with the flag I am certain is Taylor's fir their weird ddlg bs.
He does not have a third kid with another woman. Before having Troy he'd go on about he thought he was infertile, even in the voicemails to adrienne he talks about it. If anything they had twins the second time around, since multiple names were spotted in the background of videos but this is also a low possibility
Lol he is so triggered
by hatewatchers, he is willing to forgo more YT bux just to have an echo chamber of asslickers.
His fragile ego must be at an all-time low. Its funny that he blames Blaire White for his career downfall. Imo its more of a combination of Billie's basement video making look like an abusive psycho, and his fans naturally out growing his shitty content. In Billiegate, he outed himself as an unlikeable piece of shit. Only mega fans could like him at this point. His causual watchers are leaving in droves
So everyone was automatically unsubbed when he changed to paid? Not sure how this works.
He's an idiot, wanting to charge for his shit-tier content is pretty outrageous.
He's also making it much harder for potential new fans to view his content. Dude is screwed; this might be the beginning of the end for him.
How much does Taylor even make? It can't be anything significant.
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>How much does Taylor even make?
According to Socialblade, between 274 and 4.4 k per month. I'm pretty sure it's more than what Onion is making, which I consider pretty amusing, seeing as how big Gurg's ego is lol
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can this even happen? if so, shitstorm incoming
He probably foolishly thinks if Shane can offer paid content on YT, that he can also. He doesn't realize Shane made smart business decisions (decisions he has mocked in the past).
Onion didnt move to LA, he didnt get an agent or PR person, he didnt do side projects, he didnt branch out in all these years. He refused to evolve and now he's scrambling to evolve but his decisions involve very little critical thinking and it shows.
Hopefully we dont end up seeing him on the news for shooting up Youtube HQ.
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don't insult my girl ginger minj like that, anon
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Haha, in gergs livestream this morning it seemed like he thought he was setting a price per video. Like .49 a video. But here it says .49 per month. He definitely did not mean for that to happen!!
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It shows £0.99 for me in the UK.
This HAS to have been triggered by the IRS investigation, Greg is going under fast and desperate for money
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This must be why people are being auto-subbed
This retard should have listened to his old mod, which is that his audience is most def not adults or consenting age. In other words a large majority of them do not have credit cards or even money for that matter.
Most he might get is like 100 views … If even. I mean look at how many Patreons he gets, not many in comparison to how many subs he had.
THIS is why we shouldn't cow tip.
The fuckin' cows milk themselves, always. (and it's so much more juicier.)
sage for keks
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It's quite hilarious watching this play out
You don't see a sub count anymore, you can only access it from the "About" section which sits stagnant
So I assume there's a level of privatisation from a pay-for channel at the moment
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His top comments on his latest stream/video.
But how will anyone know? He'll probably charge you to hear his wisdom and reasoning behind charging.
(muh family is struggling)
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oh onion boy
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Thoughts on this?
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Tall… Girl, if this is you posting, just kill Grease completely.
Would he be able to now DMCA all those vidme reuploads? since they are now 'paid content' ?
Since Plain is looking like the sole breadwinner atm, I'd like to remind all farmers not to give her views.
How does younow monetize streams? Is revenue generated solely via buying tips for the broadcaster?
lol i for one support onion's bad decision-making. Keep going onion boy! If only patreon would ban him or patreon would die, then this would be even better.>>423532
Wait so if any of those 2mil subs have a credit card link, its gonna auto-charge them until they notice? that's bs.
Yeah, and from what I've heard, bars = the most amount of revenue and likes are really just there to bump up the stream and make it trend.
(so if you wanna spam with messages etc then use likes, nothing else)
pretty sure Lainey generates revenue via likes as well. Last time an anon was trolling her with likes she said "oh yes keep them coming pay to hate me" and got really pseudo-excited. She always has a like goal.
Younow streamers, like twitch.tv and other platforms probably make their earnings based off of total views, time watched, fans, and likes. Younow pays them each month and that is in addition to direct viewer donations.
At this point just watching her streams without liking or tipping gives her no revenue, though, correct? What happens if she hits #1? I drop out when that happens just because I've got no idea whether that causes a bonus to the tips or likes.
I really don't want to be giving them any money right now.
She might have said that but I don't think they're worth the same though
Social repose was asked a little while ago which he preferred and he said he gets more money from bars than he does from the likes, applauses etc
Lainey seems more into the idea of being #1 trending than anything else
which is why eugenia is currently her enemy lol
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From the younow FAQ.
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kek, this is so satisfying
who's the 3rd kids
ot but why tf is this person PMSing so badly about onion having 3 kids? also where is the proof of his 3rd kid
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Apparently have to be on an actual computer to unsub, imagine some of these kids are at school can't unsub and by the time they get home their probably already charged.
If I bother to watch her stream, i open another tab with the people ahead of her so then they both get my view and it evens out.
No one should give her likes. if you need to comment, do it in the chat. Her chat doesnt go that fast. Even if she doesn't get money from likes, it bumps up her stream.>>423645
lol i remember a long time ago, onion shitting on shane dawson and other people for at all implying youtube was a job to them and that they did it for money, etc. And acted like he does youtube just because he loves it. Now its all money money money. The only people who will subscribe to his paid channel would be his patreons, but besides the ass-lickers, who is going to pay TWICE for the same content?
No, currently everyone that is still subscribes is in a free two week trial. After that they get charged.
I couldn't find any information on people still being subscribed after a channel changed to a paid one. According to YouTube everyone should have been unsubscribed.
Creators can hide or show their subscriber count but it's hidden by default. I don't think Onision will change that anytime soon.
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Who fucking sits like that at a restaurant? How rude!!!
Not only that but using your funds to fly a patreon chick you hang out with and make videos with when said patreon didn't even pay for that perk, Unlike tomato. Kek she's furious, Wouldn't be surprised if lainey is in the way of grease and gingercunt being ~*poly*~ together as she kept reaffirming on younow since ginge got there that she didn't want ANY poly relationships and was not interested.
Its all so kekworthy.
Eh, it's Olive Garden. Half a step above Denny's and Apple bees.
And she looks like she knows it, KEK.
With the way people describe their children behavior I highly doubt they took them.
Sorry quit trying to defend doormat.
Hes too much of a pussy to commit suicide, and sure as hell doesnt have the spine for murder.
He will just downsize his life. He'll move into a 2 bedroom apartment, sell the Tesla and buy a used Toyota. Greg will just slowly blink out of the public eye and continue to torment his wife and children.
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A lot of his international fans won't be even able to subscribe even if they want to pay.
Are they hoping to have one of their kids accidentally die?
Who ever shows up at their house is an automatic babysitter, no matter how long they've known them.
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He was trying to get dem pity points a few days back
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Greg is live on twitch with a whopping 28 viewers. Wonder how long until he rage quits.
that fat bitch is like their ogre guardian
fuck i wish i could draw
It won't let me unsub bc I'm signed in as the "manager" of my youtube apparently and not the owner? What?
And it's hilarious that he can't understand streaming takes time. I am a streamer and 30 people for a beginner is GOOD. He just has no patience and is purely looking for instant gratification. He truly does not know how to build a following or an audience. He lucked out on Youtube, like lightning striking, and it will never happen again due to his lack of skill and his "so random" humor being way out of date for there to ever be another viral vid from him. :)
Fucking seriously. We get it, Gerg. 10 years ago your wife wasn't enough to save you from suicidal intentions and your life sucked in the military.
Now your wife and 2 children aren't enough to get over yourself and ego and get a job outside of the spotlight, even part-time.
You put your eggs in one basket and squandered alleged opportunities to diversify yourself in other projects. Don't blame YT because they don't cater to you. Companies, industries, change over time as do their "employees". Don't blame YT because your fans outgrew you and you subscriber count doesn't reflect active followers. Or you burnt bridges with people who are going and went somewhere. The problem is your shtick, the drama, the "teh so random" humor, your late-2000s-early-2010-inspired characters are old. You've proven by way of your patterns that have been documented and observed by your followers and haters that you will not change or grow as a person or creator. Point blank.
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kek even his twitch followers are in the negative.
no matter where onision goes, those negative red numbers will follow.
Good lord, he's such an idiot. If he wants to branch off to different things its going to take work, he can't expect it to be hamfisted to him. Twitch users =/= YT users, they're almost completely separate. I've seen a lot of LPers try to branch off to Twitch and only get a couple hundred streamers a night and thats also with their 1mil subs who are already interested in that sort of thing. Teenage girls don't want to watch him stream on Twitch, and they certainly don't want to donate to him.
reminds me of the Ostrengas whenever they try a new venture and then get pissy when it doesn't instantly propel them to stardom, completely forgetting that they still need to work for it.
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here he goes on the butthurt train
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what a truly delusional human being if he can't see his own hypocrisy here.
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if these alleged trolls are paying him to troll him they are goddamn losers
god go spend money on low to high purchases
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His -previous- subs are CHILDREN without a penny to their name, who are too young to even own cards. This is never going to work.
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He wishes he had more fans or dedicated haturz,whatever these people are, around him lmao.
The end is coming guys!
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his fans are so brainwashed it's actually worrying
Lol keep shitting on your fans onion boi. All he knows to do is manipulate people, and its turning everyone off. I mostly see his fans are saying they CANT pay for it, probably because they are underage and need their parents money. Or they just dont want to? And they can go see all their other fav youtubers for free.>>423770
I really hope these are actual onion ass-lickers and not trolls paying in an attempt to "troll" him because that is more sad than being an onion ass-licker. If you pay to troll, then hes just getting money and you are basically an onion ass-licker anyway.
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it ain't the end until Taylor goes down too. She's making enough to kind-of support them both.
wouldn't be surprised if he bangs becks for the ego boost following this, tho.
it ain't the end until Taylor goes down too. She's making enough to kind-of support them both.
wouldn't be surprised if he bangs becks for the ego boost following this, tho.
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Onion since the outage
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"Ive been reading through comments on my onision channel video, and I am actually really offended" -> said wearing Bieber hair in 2017 while bullying teens to steal from their parents to fund his bankruptcy.https://vid.me/WWRrx
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Owes $300,000 in back taxes. And probably fees, but he's too dumb to reckon on that.
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i drew this yesterday while being drunk and watching onion stream with his asslickers
i apologize for shitty ms paint art
"I'm know as one of the most honest YTers for a reason
. If I say something is necessary, it's because I believe in that moment that's it's necessary" -> doesn't make it true, though, Greg. And it doesn't make anyone obligated to give this to you.
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I hope more Youtubers kick him while he's down lol.
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Tana Mongeau retweeted too
Can't wait to see him all alone, hah. A king is nothing without his peasants.>>423821
Hope that is the case. He strikes me as the kind of guy who would either "want to go out with a bang" or completely lose his shit and have the best meltdown of 2017.
Its like…he has a general idea of how fucked he is, but even that isn't motivating him to buck up and stop whining and actually do some hard work. He's throwing a tantrum because he clicked a button saying "paid subscriptions" and the clouds didn't part and and thousands of dollars didn't fall into his lap?
This moron thinking renting stores and buying more equipment and flying in more randoms is going to help? Shane Dawson, Jenna Marbles, Colleem Ballinger and others do extremely low cost videos but are millipnaires because of their charisma and likeability. He doesn't get that acting like a dick is what caused alllll of this. He wants to throw money at a problem, a problem which is: he needs money. He should be kissing major ass but he thinks he's above all that.
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Searching the term unsubscribe on Onision's twitter is so schadenfreude right now I'm living. https://twitter.com/search?l=&q=unsubscribe%20from%3Aonision&src=typd&lang=en
This is delicious. He's like a dramatic teenager in a relationship saying "don't even try to call me ever again" and now freaking out telling everyone "if you really loved me you would have tried to call!".
I was away for a month and catching up on his threads culminating in this has been so satisfying.
why would anyone pay for the lowbar content onision provides. he makes home movies and doesn't even make his home or himself presentable. only idiots or disgusting smelly teens will pay to see that shit. he lives like a trampy bastard
what exactly is the investment he puts into his channels? his videos consist of a greenscreen showing google or him running around his ugly house
shane's videos are free and his house is fucking goals SHOOKETH
exactly! (i luv kuwtk lol) lifestyle vloggers are so popular and travel vloggers, some people use the internet to see possibilities, onision is just a dickhead. there is nothing to envy or aspire to be about him.
he made millions as has what to show for it? his barely furnished properties he ends up making look like drug dens. he may as well have spent his money on drugs, he'd at least have some cracker memories from his 'glory days' instead of all this bitterness and being outed as a freak
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As someone who uses the dictionary as his personal bible, you'd think he'd know how to spell basic english words.
I've always wondered why their house is so shitty and basic, even when they were rolling in cash it still looked like shit.
Greg is 32 this year, you'd think he'd have developed some sense of aesthetic but nope, he still has the tastes of an edgy seventeen year old who wears flame beanies and listens to Limp Bizkit. So unbelievably basic and tacky.
And Lameo's aesthetic couldn't be more generically tumblr if she tried. Ugh.
also shane makes cute videos and cameos with his pets, when onision does it's highly suspected to be abusive
he's just not made for the screen, maybe he can have an angry one man podcast, but he probably doesn't want fans unless they want to fuck him
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not sure when he changed it but his new reason for wanting $5000/month on patreon is not for "survival" but for him to take a teip to LA once a month
I was trolling his chat the other day during that TallVideos "doxxing" drama that now that his address is leaked he should move to California for youtube collaborations.
looks like the trolling may have worked. please waste what little you have left on pipe dreams and making more people hate you, greg.
Lol I loved when he said he didn't want to talk much about his IRS troubles because it would end up on hate blogs. What happened to MUH HONESTY and NOTHING IS PRIVATE?>>423857
All the beautiful decor they could have bought but instead their walls are covered in hot topic wall
scrolls and the surfaces covered in anime figures. Not even nice ones, but shit tier ones. Could have had beautiful paintings or centerpieces. I guess I shouldnt be surprised since he hadnt said anything about setting up college funds for his kids.
His biggest mistake to date - besides not paying his taxes, and being too stupid to understand write offs - was to sell his smaller 4 bedroom house, instead of the larger property. A 4 bedroom, 3k-ish sq. ft. house that was FULLY PAID OFF is more than comfortable for a family of 4. No, this moron kept the multi building, multi acre property that he still owes money on and can't even afford to properly heat, because his narc brain won't let himself downgrade when he's in financial crisis.
Why sell the one tesla, why not sell both and get cheaper leased cars? Why no sell the big house? Why not rent both fully paid off smaller houses and the apartment over the garage, if you NEED to keep the big house? Crap financial decision after crap financial decision, all based on the fantasy that his audience numbers will grow again, and that he can keep living exactly as he does now, for life.
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stop bitching about youtube not funding your shitty videos and start putting in some applications at your local mcdonald's
Nah, we have debit cards that use money direct from our bank account.
I think onision is digging his heels in because he's an anti social NEET who lucked out in finding an easy way to make money without leaving the comfort of his home. I'm sure he can't stand the idea of getting a job like a "janitor" where he might have to manual labor and interact with people.
Motherfucker is so paranoid he wears a bullet proof vest in public. He is obviously fucking terrified of the outside world, he doesn't even enjoy the idea of a romantic vacation or trip to disneyland with his family. In one of Laineys bf/gf tag videos, the question came up: where is your dream location to travel to? (Something like that) and Lainey knew his cringe worthy answer was "his house". He's pathetic.
Its the real reason why he had a breakdown in Korea I think. I think he has agoraphobia or something and refuses to put his big boy pants on and deal with it.
If they gave a single fuck about their kids, they would have already made these applications tbh. Maybe working in McDonalds isn't the highest honour, but it's a pretty stable job and they need the money. I'd have more respect for him as a worker than a youtuber. Their family should come before their pride.
If Onion is so desperate for money that he is relying on money from his preteen fans, then he's a fucking idiot for not looking for another way out. A part-time minimum wage job would be better than nothing.
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found this in onision's liked tweets.
he's always so quick to mock and hate on his young fans. such a loser
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Gurg should listen to his past self & be honored to pay his taxes.
Greg is assuming he knows more than he does about tax debt relief, which is expected given his belief he knows so much more than everyone else regardless of the topic.
Filing bankruptcy to eliminate tax debt is almost impossible. But in order to even have a chance you have to meet some very specific criteria:
–The tax debt must be income tax and only income tax. You cannot discharge fraud penalties, which Greg most assuredly will have. So right there the full amount he owes will not qualify.
–The debt has to be three years old, meaning he cannot include tax years 2015 and 2016. If he wants to include the whole of the debt he will have to wait until 2019 to file because you can only file for bankruptcy every seven years. He'll also have to wait 240 days to file after he receives the official bill but by then the IRS will have seized any assets they can legally to pay the debt (which is why I think Greg got rid of the set house and second car - even though they can the IRS seldom takes family homes and primary cars but second homes and cars are open game).
–YOU CANNOT HAVE COMMITTED FRAUD OR WILLFUL TAX EVASION. All caps because this is important. Greg's tax shenanigans were so obvious that after touring his home to verify all the deductions he made that they decided to audit him for more years than initially planned. There is some slim chance Greg could escape without the label of tax evasion or filing false returns but that seems so unlikely.
Greg often seems to elude justice for the shitty things he does so never say never but it's extremely unlikely he can discharge any of his tax debt through bankruptcy. He may think he can but he won't be able to do it. Even if he meets the criteria bankruptcy trustees don't often dismiss huge chunks of federal income tax debt like it's a maxed-out VISA card.
I wonder what Greg did with all the money he made from selling the set house and the Tesla. I really hope he's fucking stupid enough to try to hide it from the IRS. That would be beautiful to watch unfold.
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went to check his Onision channel and it looks like he didn't update his 'about' in forever
also the way he spergs about himself and his ""amazing comedy"" in third person is absolutely pathetic
>>423900>>Filing bankruptcy to eliminate tax debt is almost impossible.
Oh god I hadn't even thought he'd be stupid enough to try this - I think he was saying he'd have to file after paying the debt.
Yeah, Greg: you cannot use bankruptcy to avoid paying income taxes. That is also illegal, and other morons have tried and failed to run this "clever scheme". Fucking kek.
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it goes on and on lol, the regret.
yet he still references tosh showing a clip of his yt video…
also what beer commercial?? doubtful
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Its funny how he clings so much to the tenets of his dads religion. He claims to be atheist but he acts just like the Christian fundamentalists he loves to hate. Seems like he broke away just because he hates his dad and wanted to be a sexual deviant.
He just can't deal with the fact that everybody outside of his house will know what a weedy little idiot he is. It's easy to lie to himself and pretend he's wise, witty, cultured and educated when he's home alone with his groomed wife and young children. Mature adults would immediately shut him down.
It's probably a good job he never took Lainey on a fucking holiday. He'd embarrass himself in America too but at least he knows the language and the culture.
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onions response to a patron joking about losing their "black card" because they are supporting a "white privileged male". he definitely wishes he wasn't privileged for those sweet sweet sympathy dollars
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omg you're right anon. I wonder if he would narc rage-rant if someone pointed this out to him.
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he was smug and refused to adapt. it's all finally coming to a head and he has no backup plan.
>when keeping it real goes wrong.
I like how he started ranting about how not everyone's dream is to be a janitor or work a normal job. What janitor's lifelong dream was to be a janitor? They are doing the job for money. Onion fucking lucked out that he can do fuckall and make more money than people who have to actually work, and hes still whining and complaining and ruining it all. How can anyone be a fan of this crybaby?
And he keeps going back to "you guys just take things from me, and give me nothing!!!!" Hes so entitled. His videos dont give shit to anyone, and people get to choose to watch it. The fact that those people take time to watch his crap content should be good enough for him, since it keeps his channel alive. People on youtube make content in hopes people will like it and watch. There is no obligation to watch anyone's shit. People only watch if they are actually entertained. If that is not the job you want, then go work a real job where when you put in the hours, you are required to be paid. >>423894
He always acts like he cares about social issues, but hes no better than the politicians he pretends to hate who are greedy for money and always wanting tax cuts for the rich.
Yeah and he said something like, "not everyone wants to do the jobs their parents are telling them to do!" Or something along those lines.
At 32, he fails to realize, parents recommend jobs like CEO and doctor etc because they offer things like job security, benefits, stable income, retirement, etc. Things that he's going to wish he had once the IRS anally rapes him and he runs his LUCRATIVE UNSTABLE Youtube "career" into the ground.
Omg didn't he just get a ton of money from selling his shitty overpriced stuff? Not to mention Lainey's "merch" and Depop.
This is so entertaining because he's trying everything in his narc handbook to get people to donate, but his only audience is… Children with no money of their own.
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Here are some 10 day old tweets between Beck and Onion.
She quickly changes her opinions to fit his.
Sometimes I wonder with what kind of mental illness do his fans suffer from to be so willingly brainwashed by a 32 year old toddler.
>>423971>"Not everyone wants to be a janitor"
is what he said.
If someone sucked at being a janitor as much as Onision sucks at… whatever it is that he's trying to be, then they'd be out of a job too.
He also mentions writers, in with janitor, which is stupid because lots of writers start off with day jobs. Franz Kafke was an insurance clerk. If it was good enough for someone as brilliant as that, then it should be more than enough for a no-talent hack like Gazorpazorp.
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legit thought the top photo was lainey and sarah for a minute. why does he have a taste for plain girls? lmao
He's working under the assumption that anybody would actually WANT him as a janitor. He works from home and still can't clean his own house, who would trust him to clean something else? The useless piece of crap doesn't even qualify for the jobs he talks shit about.>>423986
He needs them bland because he can't stand the spotlight not being on him or one second.
He still doesn't need a normal job. Him and lameo collectively make like 6k+ a month from patreon for doing nothing. That's 70k a year plus any money they make off youtube and younow. Yet hes still whining about people needing to give him more more more! Because he can't downgrade his lifestyle at all and can't make any sacrifices.
He just flew out another girl, yet hes whining about money? I hope all his fans would abandon this man child.
>>424003>Also is expecting other big youtubers to follow suit and make their channels pay-to-watch.
lmao, they don't fuck with the IRS
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The end is nigh in the onion household.
It's to beautiful to see him crashing and burning , enjoy my Photoshop of whats going on in the onion palace as we speak.
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I wanted to post these earlier before the Lolcow malfunction.
Grease knew he wasn't going to be on YouTube (and the military during that time) forever and was actually interested in "the big screen"/TV.
Fucker shouldn't have turned those deals down, if they were legit I mean.
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>I act like this irl too
>I'm just acting on my videos, I'm not really like this irl lol
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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How can he be upset that Youtube wants to appease it's advertisers?
How can you want to be paid for sitting around making videos all day and at the very same time demonize the advertisers that make that possible?
What a gay retard.
Grandpa Greg is truly out of the loop.
He's no longer the "angsty teen ranting at the camera" of the past, he is now the "old man yelling at preteens for their lunch money."
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so is this the streamer/youtuber/patreoner version of the "I'm not fired I quit" meme people use to protect their ego when fired?
guess that's what happens when you depend on teenage girls minimum wage paycheck to pay for your ddlg shit, makeup, stuff to look like billie and bills
do most onion fans even have jobs? a better question is do they even have credit cards?
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How does this retard not understand that he works for a corporation
and they make the fucking rules based on what crates profit?
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fuuuck she can fit her whole chin in the palm of her hand.
honestly, he shouldn't complain about low views and lack of revenue if he refuses to cater even the slightest to fans (and no greg you don't need to rate little girls in their underwear in order to cater to fans) and he can't even do the slightest of what the corporation says
it's like if a business needed to lay off people to cut corners, then the shit employees who laid around all day eating chips and bitching to their manager complained about getting fired, has greg ever even held a job with a business before?
you're giving him too much credit, dude can't even spell common words correctly.
he's good at manipulating people, not finances and equity.
Greg, you fucking idiot. No corporation is "limiting" your "creativity/expression." YouTube isn't forcing you to quit making your garbage videos, they're just refusing to pay for garbage.
Get a job.
What? That's not true. He went on a million rants about Billie's weed use and demanded she cut off her family because they were "illegal drug users." Guilt tripped her into valuing "illegal drug users" over him.
The illegal drug the were using was pot, they weren't meth heads.
Yeah, Lainey wasn't that pissed. You got the roles reversed. She said she disliked it because it was illegal for her to smoke weed, but that if she had asked her or let her know, it would have been fine.
Greg started the witch hunt against her for doing ILLEGAL DRUGS EW JUNKIE and probably influenced his fans to call the cops on their house. Ayalla and Billie got raided.
Is he seriously that fucking thick? he legitimately see's himself as an employee of YouTube and acts as if they should be obliged to pay him regardless of how many advertisments are running on his videos.. the "YouTube fired me" statment he made previously prooves that.. (they can't fire you moron when you don't work for THEM).
These "corporations" are the ones putting the goddamn money in his pockets based on how many people watch their adds running on his videos, abd why would they want to advertise their company with his name attatched after all the shit he has pulled? He absolutely refuses to take any responsibility for his downfall, blaming this "adpocalypse" bullshit.
He is so delusional that as soon as YT stated they were aware that some channels were being affected by the sub glitch he took that as conformation HIS channel was one of those affected even though it is well entirely plausable people were just sick of his shit.
Ugh, Greg, please just go under already, you've fucked yourself over here, no one else is to blame.
There was at one point where Billie claimed Greg was okay with her smoking as long as it was in WA, and that it was Lainey who didn't want her to do it at all.
Greg did the whole witch hunt thing because thats what he does for all his exes, even if what he stated in private is the opposite of what he's sperging out about.
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>more schadenfreude for us all
Laineybot's youtube channel is also consistently losing it's subs over time.
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wait so now he wants 7500 vs the 5000 from earlier to do LESS?
At 5k a month he was going to fly to LA to collab (but with who??) now he wants 2500 more to… "wear ghetto costumes that smell funny"? what a fucking lame piece of shit
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He want's 15k a month, it goes by goal tiers
I'm starting to believe the whole becks/tallfilms/deer chick conspiracy. Especially if they've really been kicking out real fans. First we had the leaked screenshots, plus the random mysterious posts on this thread that seem to KNOW things, and the probably-self posting of tallfilms videos.
Plus, shitting up his house would be the first thing I'd do if I went there to troll them. Onion also deleted all his subs when poopbeck went there….possibly more coaxing from becks/other discord mods?
I predict we'll get a post from one of them in about a week, detailing their deep cover investigation or something.
Sage for wild speculation but I want to believe.
I don't care how it happens, I'm enjoying watching him crash and burn.
D-do you (guys) think this is gonna end up worse than what the trolls did to Chris? I've read what happened to CWC back then and how afterwards he became more insane and almost Onion-like in terms of behavior. Unlike Chris-Chan though, I probably won't feel too
bad about Grease; at least Skye, Shiloh, Adrienne and Billie will get some justice.
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Nah, Onion just likes to refer to himself in third person because,"HURR DUHR COMEDY [ECKS DEE] LMFAO! ! !"
The journey shit is probably some psuedo deep intellectual bullshit about how his "comedy" relates to his own growth of a person or some other stupid shit
did you just take a picture of your monitor with your cell phone?
remember when grugly would have to point his cam at the monitor while playing games?
Was tall vids screenshot-anon? Obnoxious underage kid, reluctant to post whole milk, uses "gregory" unironically. People thought Beck, but I think tallvids fits the bill better.>>424058
He genuinely cannot communicate with adults clearly. He uses so much fake deep-ness in his ramblings that it genuinely hurts. Everything he writes seems like something you'd find on /r/im14andthisisdeep
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Lameo's goal description is like a parody of herself.>it will look super awesome and beautiful and gay!
And dont they have fifty recording videos in the house? And patreons get a haul video where you spend their money to buy a ton of shit? lol.
Now that you mention it, im one hundred percent certain it was tallvids. Bet you anything becks or lainey shared those screens with either him or another discord fag and hes been posting the info.
The immature ragey comments ive seen on his youtube match perfectly to the bad grammar in his lolcow posts.
I still think all of them are working together and probably made TallBritishKid take the fall. Not only that, the way Jacob was exaggerating with his "info" is probably a ruse to throw us off their trail.
My question is to these "spies", what good will it do?
Yeah but none (or at least most) of us didn't give money to these losers or willingly became their puppet for teh lulz.
In the meantime, I'm just gonna watch and laff.
> punished> creators cannot create whatever they want, only create what corporations approve of
If he really believes this, he's even stupider than I thought.
If he's trying his manipulation tactics on a worker drone at a company that has not control over what other companies spend advertising money on, then he's even stupider than that.
> I really wish there was a site that competed with YouTube
Well, Gretchen, can you make such a site yourself? Do you have the capital to set up and maintain all that? Do you have the technical knowledge to do that or the money and connections to get other people to do it for you? Do you have the business savvy and reputation to get funding for this to make it sustainable to run such a site?
This is why Youtube doesn't owe you condition-free money. You have to provide value for them too, or you're just dead weight. That they host your worthless videos for free is an act of charity.>>424075
I thought that too but the only reason to do this is to keep the IRS from getting money from him, while not keeping any actual money for himself. He would have to be so petty and vindictive that he's willing to destroy everything in his life just to stick it to the tax man. Is that too stupid for Onion? Only time will tell.
Witnesses to the final meltdown?
I dunno, I think this is the most unsafe time to be too close to this guy. If the tinfoiling is true, these people are idiots.
If Greg "gave" his mom a house in order to keep it off the IRS radar, he's fucking himself in every hole. The IRS isn't full of people as dumb as Onision - they will rightfully see that Greg was attempting to hide assets from them and will wreck his shit. They don't care that he gave the house to his mama - they care that he got rid of extremely valuable assets right before or during an audit. Even if Greg had sparkling clean intent and only wanted to make sure his mom had a nice house, the IRS absolutely would classify that as an attempt to hide assets.
I don't think this is the case, however. Greg gave that house to his mom before the shit really hit the fan. Unless he understood he was not going to be able to talk his way out of the IRS audit and just didn't admit it, which seems unlikely, the better alternative is that he thought he was going to be just fine with the IRS and wanted to pass upkeep of the house to his mom without paying the capital gains tax he would have accrued selling a house that was not his primary residence. Greg's an arrogant prick - no way he really thought he would be held liable for cheating on his taxes. So I don't think he was being clever with a long term end run around the IRS in mind.
Greg needs to get a tax lawyer yesterday but I bet he's too cheap to do it. If he is really attempting to offload high value property by giving it away or selling it and hiding the money, he may find himself in prison.
Said trolling, I think they're trying to stir him up. Given his mental instability, how bad will he crack? Because if this anti-o conspiracy is true, I have a feeling it'll be worse than his NPD spergout; featuring those tards getting caught in the crossfire.
It will be glorious.
I feel like billie is also dying her hair more than usual because she caught onto lainey copying her
conspiracy theory - what if billie is just buying wigs in the same length, haircut but a different color, just to see if lainey will keep frying her hair til she is bald just to copy billie
The question remains, how dumb is onion?
He might not have known about the audit at the time he gave his mom the house, but was Billie around then? Was he thinking of leaving lamp? Was he intentionally trying to trick the IRS by moving things around in an attempt to avoid taxes, and the moving of large assets is what triggered
the audit? Why did he give his mom the house? His greed won't allow him to give anything to anyone, including his mother, without giving to himself first and foremost.
I think he's REAL dumb. The dumbest.
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i didnt know what i was doing. but i did it
This is by far the best yet imo
Great work anon I'll switch this as my screen saver
Onision does not think anything through. That whole Billiegate he was winging it, he can't keep a backstory consistent. he has trouble even remembering his lies to his spouse on a day to day basis.
i remember when the irs thing dropped, i saw that house tour video i couldn't believe my eyes. he again just got some information, does not reflect and reacted. he released a house tour for a govt agency on a free video platform site.
who tf did he think the video was going to be watched by? the irs? did he email them the video. did he feel proud and want to show us his efforts? he is a complete moron
if lainey was anyway smart she would have left him now, and started her own legal proceedings against him, my god we all know he fucks with people's heads and has done enough things on video to show manipulation, disregard for his spouse and kids, desire for infidelity etc etc.
lainey is pathetic. look at that fucking screengrab of greg on top of another young girl pretending to kiss her. if that was my husband i'd be fucking fuming. especially when my husband is onision who already publically humiliated me during Billiegate, forcing polygamy, making me doubt my sexuality, gender, identity and ultimately worth. disregarded the family they made in 'love' for a young girl that they have sinced denounced as a liar and awful person. lainey leave him.
what fucking person would stay with someone like that. you both signed up for a monogamous marriage, i assumed you both made vows then signed a legal document.
onision has complete disregard for the law and any other person that is not himself. he even disregards his children. he is a vegeterian for some reason, but does not show compassion in his everyday life for others or creatures great and small.
he's a piece of shit. honestly it is a fucking sin that he struck gold in youtube money. money does not grow on trees. he held so much disposable income, i doubt he donated to veterans, animals or less fortunate. he is a drain!!!!!!
well the onion's family seems to hate lainey, so i assume they hate all these young messes that throw themselves at their fucked up son.
iirc the family liked skye. she was onion's age. knew him in highschool liked him for who he was.
these little teen girls like him for being on youtube. they all have several crushes on youtube stars. have fan accounts. follow blindly.
greg never had such negativity follow him around since he left skye. i'm sure that meant his family have had to deal with more backlash due to it. they all probably miss skye and hate any bitch that comes around to stir up more drama
like who has ever heard of a bride banning their brother's spouse from going to a wedding? wouldn't the bride have also liked to have her niece and nephew featured, a cute flower girl and ring bearer.
he needs to get offline
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From Tall's Twitter. This clearly reads like Lainey's writing as his manager since there's minimal sperging. Have they asked haturzz to stop communicating with other groups before? Team Grease seems very nervous.
I'm inclined to believe some of Tall's milk. From his tweets, he seems like a decent guy and refused to give out Grease's personal info that people were sending. Still, receipts are needed.
what if cloey has a twin??
we've never seen his kids so, it's possible in theory.
saged for tin.
no context of how tf you're so sure of this, anon??
i hate these vague answers.
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Is leelu their dogs name? Poor thing
onision wasn't even lainey's top crush
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I guess she lowkey achieved her fakeboi goal, as she sort of looks like those scene boys. Pic related. >>424198>it will look super awesome and beautiful and gay!>gay
said women living in het marriage and breastfeeding two crotchfruits born from said relationship.
Don't go all b-but bi erasure! on me, it's lamo we are talking about.
Someone get lamo memo that even if someone is legit into same sex, their sexual preference is not a personality trait.
Leeloo is such a cute little one, if she stinks it's because her owners are the greasy ones that don't bathe her.
Any time I think of her I remember the Onion proudly saying that the dog is scared of him because he shoves her face in her own piss and I get angry. Give the dog to someone who's mentally stable, responsible and capable of loving, please.
how would an animal that can't understand your speech understand you shoving its head into a piss stain as a deterrent not to do so
remove the dog from the room and remove the mess, that would click more. remove the dog/cat from the situation if it's wrong behaviour
No. All the dog knows is that it peed and it got his little head shoved in it. How is it supposed to work out that the location of the pee was the issue? It'll probably just pee in a corner where you can't see because it thinks peeing is the problem. Plus if they're young it'll just be frightening and make them pee more.
Most dogs that are treated well will stop peeing in the house with minimal training. Just take them outside regularly and praise them for going. If they look like they're gonna pee inside, move them outside. Clean up any pee inside so they don't keep smelling it because the scent of it encourages them to keep using that spot.
sage for dog talk
I feel like it was onision trying to be another persona but he did say I
He even say "I and my family," not "My family and I"
Gerg literally puts himself first in every single aspect of his life.
But Greg, aren't you acting like a capitalistic corporate pig by putting money over > people ?
Corporations and Greg have more in common then he thinks, they both evade taxes as much as they can and exploit consumers for as much money as they can get.
Anon really???>harrassers of I and my family…>I'm sorry for as I said all that I have done to you…
I know gurg is intellectually impaired and can't spell for shit, but even he grasps the basics of punctuation. Not buying it at all.
Could it be Greg trying to discredit the kid?
I forget the exact quote… something like "The Devil sprinkles a little of the truth into his lies"
Greg emails the kid from an email everyone knows is his, but then uses fucked up grammar like someone trying to speak English using Google Translate. Then he can say "Ive never emailed you" and people will find the whole thing suspect and find anything the kid has said now or in the future as dubious.
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He doesn't give a f about the manager ema account, it's just to make him look more official.
This Tall kid was an Onision fan for 5 years, and engaged a lot with him. Then he learned some things, probably from these threads, that totally turned him off. Why fake a boring cap?
Since Tall has already posted as "anon," I think he should just spill the milk here. He knows Grease is a manipulative pedo, there's no reason to forgive him or withhold milk.
I feel like the kid is withholding anything he ~might~ know because he's hoping that onion will take him back as a "friend". He even seems sad talking about getting booted so I don't think he's trustworthy.
Hes pulling the same shit onion has pulled on shiloh, billie, etc. Its bizarre. Quite frankly, the kid seems a little off and his "dirt" sounds farfetched.
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Onion paying Google to advertise his patreon.
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He disabled ratings from his emotional blackmail gib money video
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"okay, I'm not that thin"
correct, you are not. Laineys complete lack of understandment of ts4 is triggering. You can change your space prince female body, you tool.
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Ok so I don't want to spend too much time on little 16-year-old Tall, but wouldn't it be bonkers if Grease actually went this far? I feel a little bad for Tall if he's actually going through this bullshit from his once-idol.
The milk… Please let it flow…
You'd think after being stuck in Onion Mansion so long, she would pick up a book or at least read stuff on the internet and develop interests.
Instead it's>yaaas me such a sad boi yas shooketh mmmhmmm daddy girl tell me how pretty i am ooooh soooo bisexuall twin flamezzz so special
whole day every day
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Lainey is just as much of a smug, arrogant, self entitled narcissist as Onision.
We are only just starting to realize it now that she has her own fans, income, and psuedo-fame.
Being less dependent on Onion has given her the confidence to show some personality and come out of her self-satisfied shell.
Honestly, I do wonder how long Lainey plans to hold out for? She's making enough to escape and live on her own until her own temporary e-fame burns out. It would be enough to get her on her feet though, and probably live a decent life, meet someone nice, and she'd have the full support of her family behind her. I don't like Lainey, but it would be kind of nice to see her leave and become her own person instead of this dull, depressed, doormat we've seen her evolve into.
I get the feeling that she stays because she's got some wicked stockholm syndrome esqe thing going on. She was so young, inexperienced, and desperate when they got married. She's been with him for how many years now? And they have two children together. I think she's obviously very unhappy, but she's too afraid to leave. Again, not saying I like her, she's garbage, but again, it would be so nice to see her go on without him and become a decent human being.>>424424
She's super desperate for validation due to her relationship with her narc husband. I think maybe it's even why she's become so okay with her place in being his doormat, because at least after some shit goes down, she'll finally get lovebombed and will feel validated again. Her identity is a creation, mostly mirroring what he husband finds attractive, along with a weird helping of tumblr trends.
>>424430>pick up a book or at least read stuff on the internet and develop interests.
there's no real reason for xir to do anything since xee gets enough attention online for just being onion's wife and an overall emo tumblr genderfuck
that said i do find it weird she isn't at least a little interested in psychology given her degree. even vic shingles tries to play smaht and she can't tell her ass from her elbow>>424426siemka danonko
>>424433>it would be kind of nice to see her leave and become her own person
You're putting wayyyyy too much faith in Taylor's ability to form an identity. She already does have the freedom to become at least somewhat of her own person and decided to define herself with shallow teenage tumblr trends. There's no substance to her beyond a desperate need for attention and simple, reactive emotions. Reminds me of Luna, but even Luna seems to be kind of somewhat reflective from time to time and has some sort of creative skill.
I honestly doubt Taylor could even pass a Turing Test. It's a bit creepy how bland she is.
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This shit again
dis fucking bitch
I hope Greg dies soon after failing to see a doctor for a treatable condition.
It costs like £4.95 (if you pay monthly, less if you buy a year or more) for a name @ your own domain email (and cheaper for each additional name) you're not telling my he's really that cheap he could have "firstname.lastname@example.org" "email@example.com" and whatever else and has chosen to use gmail and make himself look cheap as fuck. Top keks.
He's missed every boat he could hop on to look like a professional
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Odd it shows up on mobile but missing on pc
No, this is stalkhome syndrome
feelings of trust or affection felt in certain cases of kidnapping or hostage-taking by a victim toward a captor.
This is a codependent personality https://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2013/09/08/the-dance-between-codependents-narcissists/
I agree I don't think Lainey has Stockholm syndrome.
People with Stockholm syndrome are victims that have been forcibly molded over time to love their captor.
Lainey knew exactly what she was signing up for. She knew all about Greg's reputation online and went after him incessantly anyway.
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I voted silver just to see it all break off.
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kek I did the same, I'm excited for the "Dying my hair SILVER" video very soon. She's already tired of the purple and has fallen into the ~colorful hair~ trap many sjw tumblrinas fall for.
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right after Billie posts a picture with platinum blonde hair. nice.
This is why we can't have a fucking open and productive conversation about mental illness/suicide.
He literally just
made a video screaming suicide jokes. I truly wish he was dead or at least permanently logged the fuck off.
I have a feeling they have seperate finances because Onision probably has a business corporation open (which anyone can do) where he claims Lainey as an employee so he and her can claim tax benefits on it.
When she claims she has seperate finances i think it means not having a joint bank account and this is easier for them to also claim employment/employee benefits from tax returns etc
I see right through these people, so easy to understand why he has IRS issues.
Has he been smart (read: forward thinking) in the thought that none of his videos are monetised, however due to having international fans unable to pay for the content he may gain more patrons?>>424417>>424490
I wonder if even Lainey has an idea of how fucked his finances are? I assume by not sharing their finances it means he has total control and access over Lainey's spending & money, but she has absolutely 0 idea what his accounts look like.
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looks like Billie isn't wearing that septum piercing Onion bought for her, wonder if she'll keep it or throw it away like space prince's ring
A decent tax lawyer wouldn't last long with Onion. He/she would have to tell Gurgle he's wrong on how tax works and lots of things he doesn't want to hear.
Greg would fire the lawyer and represent himself because something something lawyers are evil like doctors.>>424452
Even gmail has business packages where he could get @onision.com emails.>>424464> I don't know why Youtube refuses to support them
Isn't the Germany thing due to German law or whatever? And not youtube's decision?
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Shes also with drew again now. Wonder if gergles will be bringing her up again and how much he hates stoners. Also isnt gingerbeck supose to be leaving today/yesterday? is she gone from the house?>>424500
who even cares if she wears a septum ring that was bought as a present? The ring with lainey was probably more of a commitment thing. A septum ring is just jewelry.
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He uploaded another video an hour ago (pic related)
I didn't watch it yet, but I did reupload it, should be ready soonhttps://vid.me/KKR3q
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He says that IRS is fine with marking everything a business expense?? And that he should only pay more attention to keeping track of business lunches??
Who is he trying to deceive?
'Just because you can't be subscriber of this channel doesn't mean you don't care'
Well, he's changed his tune
What's with this thing where he makes his video b/w with glitchy effect while trying to sound serious and sad.
So tragical~ So serious~
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Mirrors of Plain's two latest videos:
Making Myself in Sims4 - https://vid.me/hheEA
Reading Laineybot Fanfiction - https://vid.me/llucD
They should both be done processing soon.
I love how every screenshot shows off his wonky eyes.
Also peep that terrible grasp of English/circling around the truth.
>ONLY thing I could have done better>actually lists 3 things>actually they didn't say anything yet about the 48928 other shady things I've done
Don't worry Grease, the IRS has its hands full with a case like yours and they're not done yet!
I'm Sorry It Has Come To This (A Quick Overview):
- The strangest music choice has been made, it sounds like it's taken from the opening credits of an NCIS/Bones type show. No-one has been murdered Gerg (except you killed your channel lelelelelel)
- "Some call it greed, I call it survival"
- Saying he is having money troubles coming up. "Some people say it's my fault, and that I shouldn't be helped… here's the thing with that. If somebody encounters something that is their fault, like they… walk into a bad part of the neighborhood that everybody knows is violent and they get jumped… are you saying I won't show up to the hospital?" – Holy shit, you are fucking insane GergMan.
- Music turns sympathetic when he talks about his finances.
- "People are saying it's manipulation when I said my debt could be anywhere between $3000-$300,000… that's just blatantly honest because I don't know how much it will be. That's why I have to monetise my channel". –
Yes Gerg. You HAVE to do this to pay your debt. It's not like you have Patreon or anything…
- Tries to guilt trip audience, saying that them not paying him less than 50c is confusing to him if they are sitting there on their iPhones, because they cost so much more. He doesn't fucking get that we are the consumer and if we don't wanna buy something, he's just gon have to deal. He's like a bum begging for money on the streets… except oh wait, he has a home and a Tesla and expensive electronics and a ride on mower and Lainey buys expensive makeup and…
- This fucking music guys. I wanna punch my ears.
- "The ultimate message in this video… is a lot of you are still subscribed, even though I deleted all the subscribers… so if you're confused, I am too… Blames Youtube
… if you don't think I'm worth 49c that's fine… you're just not as big as a fan as other people, and that's not manipulation as much as just blatant truth." – FML, greasy scumbag. Look up the definition of manipulation you fucking 1998 Microsoft Screeching Fax Machine.
- "I'm just trying to be honest with you guys, as usual"
- Saying he understands that people are frustrated but saying that he is insane isn't fair as other people charge for books/music. Thinks other channels might switch to paid content – Gerg, that's Patreon bitch.
- Saying, again, that he's doing this for survival.
Around the 4:45 mark does anyone else get "televangelist" tv preacher vibes from this video?
>"And again folks, here are those free channels on the screen again, if you are a true fan with all of your heart donate now and save a Narc…"
as eerie ass music plays softly in the background.
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Comment with most likes on that video, kek
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Kek that music was used in an old video from 7 years ago.
Dear god, my left eye twitches every time he says : >but heres the thing …
How is having to live by more modest means ( lesser money ) the same as almost being beaten to death and robbed ?
Especially when it is so clearly all his fault,
and he isn't a victim, unlike someone who is beaten and mugged or whatever. Duping the IRS, mishandling his money, failing to save, refusing to downgrade his lifestyle in the slightest to live within his actual means. Why should anyone give up any amount of their own money to bail him out when these are 100% his own mistakes? Whiny, entitled little baby.
He's trying to label criticism as victim blaming.
This is a real insight into his complete lack of personal responsibility. He thinks getting pinged for tax fraud is the moral equivalent of getting mugged in a bad neighbourhood. He thinks this is bad luck at the hands of evildoers instead of a just consequence of his own actions.
Really it's more like failing your due diligence on tax reporting and then having to pay what you owe for living in a civilisation with roads to drive your Tesla on and police to call on your girlfriend when she has a nervous breakdown.
Also the comment section for that video on YouTube seems to be moderated.
That's the thing, if someone pays for their own internet they already pay to see his shitty content. YouTube also pay some to host his shitty demonetised content and maintain their servers and reply to his dumbcunt emails.
He'd be less of a burden to society bludging off welfare funded by the taxes he shirks.
Better yet, Shane's hanging out with "love interest" Kalel making vegan pizza.
Another blow. Kekk
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Still awaiting the mental breakdown
Shane's getting his low-key vengeance. Ha!
Kicking the fucker when he's down.
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Onion quite possibly alluding to him being suicidal in this tweet. "Saved me on so many levels" is vague, but what "levels" could he possibly be "saved" on?
It's really a trifecta.>Alimony payments finally end
BUT THEN>YouTube demonitizes him>IRS comes knocking
Really couldn't happen to a nicer person.
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why does she dye it different color every week? she will cycle thru all of the colors in two months lmao what's she gonna do when she runs out, start getting tattoos?>>424527
thats some fast mirroring, thank you
Wait, what? Are you serious?? Guess we shouldn't be surprised.
Can you provide us the whole story on that?
Heh, it's possible. Some sort of revenge tactic coming from her. I'm willing to wager on that theory being her report was not based on "doing the right thing" either.
If it's true that he may have started committing fraud ever since his channel got monetized, or even when he got back from Korea; she kept quiet about it for him cuz u know; ~love~.
Saged for this anon's tinfoil
Anything is possible but highly doubtful. The amount of money that Grease owes in back taxes is astronomical.
I know fairly wealthy people that give quite a bit to charities, and they get audited almost every year. But if you have your receipts it's really not that big of a deal.
Greg didn't pay taxes on his tesla, video game consoles, lunches he had with random people, airplane tickets, you name it. He made himself such an easy target for an IRS investigation.
How Grease really feels about his women entering the workforce. Lainey never stood a chance! (Or at least cared to):http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2007_Journal#Changing_The_Times
>Skye and I are also working on our education… we need to progress further, but I am pleased with what we have accomplished thus far. Another issue has come up with Skye obtaining a job… I have recently deeply considered the possibility of her obtaining a job, and again, it seems so… inappropriate. The reasoning behind this is that she simply would not seem me nearly as much as she does now… and this is unacceptable. If she is going to have a job, she must still be able to see me at least 80% of my time off work, and with me currently working a midnight schedule, we would be lucky to see eachother 50% of my off time… I do not like this percentage… though it would be a part time job, it would also be a day time job, and in result, it would alter her sleep schedule, taking many more hours away on top of the working hours.
Yeah he even had a part somewhere where he mentioned that he wanted Skye to shower with him all the time too. (Hence how we know the reason for Lainey's washed out hair color)
I wonder if this is how Greg gets so sick of his partners so quickly. And I also think this is why he wants to fly in new girls all the time. To have that person like Billie or Beck to stick to his side 24/7, laugh at all his jokes, and be the forever enamored girl he has at the beginning of all his relationships before reality sets in.
Also I don't think Beck will be back. I don't think Lainey will allow it, however she has to get it done.
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Did she leave yesterday?
Because Onion tweeted this
I know it's not likely at all, hence the "an anon can dream," but damn do I wish Skye could be the beginning and end of his youtube career.
But after thinking about it I am pretty convinced he's probably always tried to write things off as business expenses. Or atleast been questionable when filling out his taxes.>>424751
Big Ogerg buying them likes again.
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Soaking in all the sweet, sweet milk
>I wish Skye could be the beginning and end of his youtube career.
In a way anon, she is. Skye helped him to get where he once was and now during his final payments, he's crashing - hard.
There'd be no need for her to rat him out to the IRS.
T O P K E K
A Youtuber needs to take this and scroll through each one
All he has to do is wait 3-5 years and bam, they'll all have their first jobs and contribute to his Patreon.
Seriously though, losing access to Greg is the best thing that could happen to some of these kids.
Sorry, I'm a bit autistic with certain types of jokes lol.
Couldn't he just revert the channel back to free though? He still has 2 weeks left
As someone who's been on the internet as long as he has, he should know that most "18 year olds" in that statistic are just 13-year olds who want to watch age-restricted content.
Also, the thought of 11 year olds watching onision without knowing any better is gross.
Lol even in financial crisis, still making dumbass decisions
Instead of just giving him $5.50 in cash, she does a symbolic gesture because his subs are low and his ego is floundering. But then she'll have to pay taxes doing this. Minimal ones, but still. Kek
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What we're witnessing is a glorious form of comeuppance
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sage for late reply, but this is fucking brilliant. Onion has a masterpiece on his hands
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Idiot fans, I don't need you! Leave!>Also Onision
My channels are failing? It must be a glitch, or apocalypse, or Blaire White, or…
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sage for OT but Vix confirmed as farmer
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"I'm a performing monkey who lives to serve, Patrons!"
His last few followers are such morons
She used a throw-away twitter with very few impersonal followers, had no other social media connected to her handle, streamed on twitch one time to prove she was real, and posted very few pictures of herself.
All of these things seem very forward thinking to me, as though she knew she would need to protect her identity.
She may not be a farmer but she's obviously not a completely devoted fangirl like many of his patreons/subs.
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thanks for the caps anon, appreciate it.
so vix was a troll too??? maybe she got nervous and used the bf excuse to get out of their when greg was starting to fall for her.
damn greg, is anyone on your patreon a true and loyal fan lmao
It's interesting to hear another Youtuber's perspective on his downfall, focusing on the YT business aspect and relationship with fans. He made good points and was funny.
Also lol at the most liked comment>Onision, the type of nigga to sell his car for gas money. smh
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His newest 'Speaks video is completely dull and boring. No milk, don't bother with it until some kind anon mirrors it.
On another note, Greg is finally getting old enough to where all of his
>blazingly bright studio lights
no longer conceal his true aging self.
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he has a significant amount of grey hair on his head and in his eyebrows, and his temples and brows are thinning.
So he dyes his hair and fills in his eyebrows.
he has aged like MILK
he abuses lighting and lameos foundation
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His aging process from the last thread.
Kinda accurate, kinda meh
Looking like a well aged, meth addict.
I'm sure the kids all love that ice cream he sells on the weekend
#4 doesn't matter because no one wants to collab with him anyway. kek.
I think onion hopes to gain fans from his other channels where he can clickbait who will want access to his paid channel. Probably why he always keeps eighty channels open at once.
It's so ridiculous how he makes it out like 49 cents isnt a big deal and that everyone should be able to give him that much. If his 2 mil subs all gave him 49 cents, thats 980k A MONTH. Even if only 100k gave that much, thats 49k A MONTH. Thats a shit load of money and why does he think hes entitled to that?
"You own an iphone so you should be able to afford that much to give meeee". You own a fucking mansion, tesla, phone, multiple computers, etc. Why are YOU acting poor then?
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She just got home, and is already bitching about Lainey lol. I wonder what Lainey would feel about being misgendeted lmfao
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Can someone explain to me how this guy gets 5000$ every month on Patreon but still acts like it isn't enough and demands more money via Youtube?
doesn't he rent multiple places + bills
along with spending money on greasy ~vegetarian~ food, buying lainey high end makeup she doesn't even know how to use, buying hair dye, and other shit to ddlg roleplay with
along with that flying in fans to "collab and hang out with" unless he's just money hungry
he looks like bobbi no-nose in the top middle one>>424926>>424927
lel trying to make the discord people feel sorry for her. did she really expect lainey to be happy she was out there?
Right? This bitch Beck said that she was there cause she had a crush on Lainey but then talks shit about "not hating her" when she goes back home lol
Girl wanted to take her overcooked tomato of a husband, of course Lainey's gonna be pissed.
With that said, all parties are retarded and should know how the other will react by now.
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Sorry for the shit quality, but is the blob sitting in the chair to the left Billy? I was rewatching Silicone Valley the other day and he caught my eye
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In the comments of Social repose's vid
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What is it with these people claiming Grease has 3 kids? Where's the proof? 'Cause if you don't have it, stfu!
Maybe it's another fat dude, anon!>>424992
No MyTube, we will not notice you.
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he looks like steve bannon
i do not understand how a grown man thinks he can purchase a tesla and then get out of paying taxes on it.
what. a. dumbass.
So basically, when you file taxes you can also file deductions, which are sums of money you can take off the tax you owe at the end of each year. One type of deduction you can claim is a business expense. So, say you have a home business, and you spent $10 on pens that you only use for the sake of that business, you can mark that as a deduction to reduce your total tax owed by $10. Home business deductions are really particular in how the IRS likes them to be filed. Any amount of personal use of the area/items can disqualify those things from being deductible.
What gregma has done, is mark a shitton of things as business expenses. Computers he uses for both editing and personal use, spare tesla batteries, furniture that appears in the background of one video, in some cases, the furnishings of an entire room if it's seen in videos enough. He also seems to have claimed the flights and meals of the teens he flies out as deductions as well.
Since all these deductions aren't legal, he's going to have to pay back every dollar of inaccurate deduction he's claimed, as it's technically income tax he owes. On top of that, there'll be extra fees that act as a fine for doing it in the first place.
If a minor signs any type of contract it is not applicable because Minors are in not legally bound to any contractual agreements, only their guardians can.
That kid can spill any info he wants because in the court of law the NDA does not stand.
hes a narcissist. of course he thought he could get away with it. he is bullet proof. he can bully kids into paying into his schemes.>you arent real fans>you dont care about me>how can you say 0.49 is too much when you have an iphone
but all these problems are his own. why should anyone else pay for his own mistakes. well, because he is so far up his own ass.
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I thought it was only 49 cents, did he change it recently?
-Makes 5k a month
he makes more than any artist I know make on patreon, how is he financially broke?
On top of that he already claimed he could be $300,000 in debt. Though he down plays it now saying he only got a warning from the IRS, i believe he is very much in debt.
No one gets a slap on the wrist from the IRS for business tax fraud. He wouldn't be doing all this greedy shit if he wasn't in debt for back taxes.
Give it another year before he files for Chapter 10 bankruptcy.
Richie understands YouTube pretty well. One of onion's big fuck ups is failing to build that collab into a friendship given the pertinent advice he could have gained.
Even that stupid costume SR wears, which I hate, was a smart idea as he did it to distinguish himself from so many musicians on YouTube and spark curiosity. Meanwhile onion copies people and doesn't understand why it doesn't work for him, because he doesn't understand novelty as clickbait.
what'll actually happen if he fails to pay?
being 300k in dept, I wonder how will he pay that much compared to how much he's earning now.
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if that were true? Lately Shane has been doing a lot of collabs with YouTubers (Kalel, Alisha Marie, Jeffree Star, Nikkie Tutorials, Tana Mongeau…and I'm not even counting all the people he's had on his podcast because I don't watch it) which he hasn't done in quite a while. I suspect it's because he's gained some more confidence back and I'm really happy for him.
Maybe he won't have him on his main channel because it's controvertial to be associated with Onion but I'd love if he had him on his podcast because it would show Onion up not being in an environment where he could control the conversation. Also Shane has been doing a lot of videos lately where he interviews weird people like furries, ABDL lifestylers, female maskers and he did a collab with Freelee earlier this year (and another challenge video for her this week) so he's gotten into the habit of collaborating and featuring people on his channel who he doesn't particularly agree with. Here's to hoping Shane will make a video about "ephebophilia" and feature greg.
I just want to see Shane drag him. Sage for tinfoil.
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Grease is looking more and more like (a hobo version of) his old man.
One of the many crosses to bare
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Holy shit, I'd never seen Gregma's dad before, but this was on the home page without context, and I knew instantly that this was him. The resemblance is uncanny, and super unfortunate.
He looks just like his mom too, though.
1) that she knows for a fact she wasn't hacked so obviously beck had leaked the texts
(which also lead to speculation that beck was the one posting on here)
2) she said she doesn't want to do any videos with beck
3) would never date her because of the fact she lied about weed
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She always reminds me a little of Noel Fielding
I agree, it's milky that Greg thinks he can have minors sign legally binding paperwork that doesn't apply to them since, ya know, minors can't consent to that.
Greg is going to get in huge trouble one day for inappropriate behavior with minors. Sexual or not, this dude doesn't understand boundaries and if I was a parent my kid would be kept far away from Grease.
Anon, if he doesn't pay that doesn't mean he will have to file for bankruptcy. I'm not sure what you even mean by this - do you think the IRS will force him into bankruptcy court if he chooses not to pay any amount they levy after his audit is complete?
If Greg decides to skip out on repaying the IRS, they will confiscate property he owns to repay the debt. Generally they don't go after the family home or car but they can and will put a lien against those properties so if Greg sells them the IRS gets their money before he sees a single cent. If seizing his property doesn't pay it all off and he still refuses to pay he can then go to prison.
If Greg decides to declare bankruptcy there very little chance the bankruptcy trustee will include federal income tax debt. There is a very strict method to determine if income tax debt can be included in a bankruptcy and Greg does not meet those standards.
So he can't rely on bankruptcy to get rid of the federal tax debt and if he refuses to pay he will lose everything and possibly go to prison.
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he could be using a form of light therapy for his skin >>424897>>424907
sunglasses or goggles people use for tanning beds and red light therapy, laser therapy etc, to protect their eyes
sage for speculation
KEK poor Tall is shitting bricks but this is Grease we're talking about. Is he actually able to navigate suing a foreign national..? >>425148
Grease papa looks like a normal guy, he must regret having a psychotic and publicly embarrassing son like that.
I don't really know legal shit all that much..
Does the prenup also mean if they divorce they don't split the debt too ? So maybe he's love bombing Lainey and being nice so she helps him pay off the debts.
( feel free to correct me.. idk this shit )
My father nailed my mother with half his debts when they divorced. If the prenup Grease has doesn't include debt, then I surprised he doesn't nail her with half of it, and milk Youtube with the divorce drama after. Besides, the Billy drama raked in a good amount of views.
From the way he talks about his taxes, it's clear that he's a) delusional (no shit) and b) that the majority of his fanbase are so young that they have probably never paid taxes themselves, and have no idea how any of it works. It's so clear that everything that is happening to him is entirely HIS fault, because he failed to do his taxes properly. Yeah, it's work and it sucks, but it's the price you pay for being self-employed and, in his case, being able to make a shit ton of money and claiming a lot of it back. Even if he had done it properly and legally, he'd be able to deduct a lot - everything related to computers and filming equipment, travel, meals etc.
Like, he makes it sound like the IRS asking for receipts and documentation of his business meals is outrageous, when in fact, keeping this info on file should be standard practice?! (I'm not expert on US tax law, but I assume this is also standard in the US?) If you're self-employed and want to claim a meal as a business meal, no big deal. You just need to document who was present and what the purpose of the meeting was. Takes about two seconds to keep the receipt and make a note. Yeah, if you don't get audited, nobody cares… but if you're making that sort of money, plus claiming the sort of deductions he does, you'd think that he would at least TRY to back it up with his beloved ~fax~. Then again, this is the guy who seems to believe that just because he's a "professional Youtuber", his entire existence should be tax-deductable…
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Don't bother watching the video unless you wanna be really angry. He’s just an uneducated narc who thinks he's a progressive, but has nooooooooooo idea about politics or history whatsoever.
>Obama wouldn’t say the specific words “radical islamic terrorism”, so people saying Trump wouldn’t denounce white supremacy is the same thing.
has he started watching fox news, or…
>White nationalists are just republicans trying to defend their gun rights and pro life views. Give them a break!
>There aren’t that many of them, so people are needlessly talking about Charlottesville because sensational = attention
>Says the president probably isn’t a neo-nazi
Yeah, no shit. Not the point.
>"When was the last time in America you heard about a neo-nazi driving their car through a bunch of people? You know? It's not even that common."
what about other forms of murder by nazi terrorists…? is he really this dense?
>Says people aren't presenting enough of a centrist position
>"Takes a lot of growing to realize how wrong you are in front of everyone."
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He said that he signed up for the forum and asked 100 random users, only 15 were between 16 and 21.
The mother of one of Grease's underage fan:>My husband and I were shocked. Honestly, I cried. We have banned her from using the computer.>…watching videos of this man. He talks about young girls bodies, and rates their bodies. I feel that that is just not right.>She’s brainwashed, I guess.>[We blame] ourselves first, because this is our fault. …As parents, you know. And we also blame this man for being a mind-control freak.>I’m definitely worried about him. I’m worried because we were checking his Instagram account and there’s this picture of himself with this other girl. He has cat ears, whiskers and a nose. Why would a 30 year-old man try to look so childish? And then his videos. It’s just so disturbing and scary. I don’t want my daughter to watch that.
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>>425226>"I see a lot of redundancy, repetitiveness in other words"
>"all these evil people that are not even that common per se"
He sounds so embarrassingly uneducated when he speaks.
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Pic related from his video describes Gregma perfectly.
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>>425232>>425226>"not even all that common per se"
The only thing I agree with is that people do indeed need to take a more centrist position. It's always this extreme or that extreme.
Sage 4 no1 curr
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>>425233>despite the fact that he admits to never reading a fucking book in his adult life.
that reminds me
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Reuploaded new Lainey vid, should be good to go in a sec. https://vid.me/UUF2f
Even with Snapchat's youthful filters that smooth the fuck out of your face, Grease still looks old and disgusting.>>425245
She's not actually using the quiz seriously. Plainey is just so devoid of content that she'll look up any dumb quiz and make a video of her taking it. Like the other anon said, she really can't talk about anything other than hersel…
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Reuploaded new UhOhBro vid, should be good to go in a sec. https://vid.me/88EV8
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lel she's not even trying to hide her transformation into discount billie.
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she's literally incapable of being creative and coming up with ideas herself.
"Do my job for me and pay me for it, too!"
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His bitterness and jealousy makes him really unlikable. I actually agreed with him to some extent in the beginning, but then he turns it into HEY GUYS LOOK AT PHIL DEFRANCO, HE ONLY TALKS ABOUT IT FOR VIEWS, WHEREAS I'M SUPERIOR BECAUSE I TALK ABOUT NOT TALKING ABOUT IT….FOR VIEWS. Moron.
lainey back in the day: i don't like anime
billie: i love anime!
onision: i love billie!
lainey: so im a cosplayer now guys i love the weeb.
lainey: tell me what to cosplay tho cuz i still dont watch it
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Oooh, the rare moment of narcissistic introspection. Give it 5 minutes until this is everyone else's fault because he's so great, but I love it when they get like this. Their ego is stripped down to the point they juuuuust might see how they fucked up… then BAM! The narcissistic turning of the mind happens, to protect their undeveloped, toddler aged ego.
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Even his OnisionSpeaks subs are tanking. He's still making plenty of cash on that channel, though.
Any of Greg's little fan club here spying, who've been crying because their parents won't let them send money to an older man on the internet, realize that Greg pulls in around $5 to $6,000 per month on his Speaks channel alone, PLUS what he makes on his other channels, Lainey's channels, their streams, and their Patreons. He's making less than his customary $20,000 per month - "only" around $12,000 per month currently. THIS is what he's complaining about.
Don't forget the IRS.
The entitlement he feels towards money is astounding though.
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Someone asked plain about travel and she pined for Fiji a little more. Kek
It's weird watching her talk like an ordinary mother bitching about having play doh rubbed in the carpet, then switching to anxiety stricken space prince talking about her fidget spinners names and calling herself a "very smol being"
I doubt that tbh
didn't greg say he's ~always working~ and laineys always streaming
it just seems like an excuse, either to make people stfu or to make them look responsible
Ok surely he's trying to fuck up on purpose.
I'm convinced this is self-destruct mode. He went beyond the "both sides are bad" schtick. This has to be deliberate.
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Went to check out Onion's Tumblr out of boredom…
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Snapchat filters will never help you.
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Is he comparing himself to Dylan Thomas?
I wonder if he knows this is an actual poem, not just some one-off quote from Tumblr.
Greg, get a job and read a book.