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No. 415476
It's our incumbent top lolcow, YouTube """"comedian"""" Onision, and his Agender Space Prince Lainey, better known for his rampant ephebophilia, harassment of anyone he comes into contact with, and malignant narcissism.
Last time, on As The Fidget Spinner Turns:
- Onion finally gets senpai to notice him, and "debates" Blaire White while looking like Patrick Bateman; the result is a shitshow in which Gerg showcases all his famous narc manipulation techniques, including reductio ad dictionary: "let me just check the dictionary definition of the word 'collection'"
- Lainey reckons she's losing weight so fast that by the time I finish this post she'll be weigh a negative number of pounds and be able to float away to Fiji like a helium balloon
- Greg had spotted a new potential trinity victim, Vix, until he was cockblocked by her boyfriend. He has a lot of feelings about this difficult situation, all of which are totally platonic of course
- Lainey is really relating to today's youth on her livestream #blessed #yassqueen #slay #notgroomingchildreniswear
- The IRS popped around for tea and biscuits. We look forward to future updates on how the visit went.
- Onion M.D. continues to make great strides in the fight against eating disorders by trying to
trigger Shane Dawson's body dysmorphic disorder, using bogus made up measurements and advice
- Onion M.D. doesn't apply the same body-shaming techniques on his buddy Billy The Fridge, despite Billy being literally the same size as an actual fridge
- Instead, he collabs with the human Fridge and TomatoAsslickette, to create a macabre skit about armed intruders killing a bunch of his characters off for no reason. Comedy for the whole family.
- Onion also gets ignored by Kalel, shat on by danisnotonfire, and shade from Trisha Paytas. All deserved, of course.
- even Lainey is visibly sick of his shit, although still trying very hard to imitate Billie in a creepy Dasha-esque way
Last thread:
>>>/pt/410906Links:
www.youtube.com/onision
www.twitter.com/onision
www.instagram.com/onision
www.patreon.com/onision
Taylor:
www.twitter.com/laineybot
www.youtube.com/laineybot
www.younow.com/laineybot
www.patreon.com/laineybot
No. 415485
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Nothing too exciting but Omission has done a video asking for donations for a YouTuber (stepanka) who needs a bone marrow transplant, and has let Lainey do makeup on him again.
But what about the toddlers with aplastic anaemia, Greg? There are literally toddlers dying right now and you just talk about someone you know personally because it makes you look good.
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>>415488It's not quite true. Onision might qualify because he's mostly using images and not video clips in his videos.
No. 415501
kinda off topic but I just watched this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HggAd1VjHSM and figured some of you would appreciate it (animated video mocking greg)
No. 415506
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It's getting really creepy now
No. 415512
>>415506I noticed her banner on twitter randomly became a flower too after billie has constantly been posting flower pictures on instagram and onion even made a instagram post copying billie's post of flowers. And her last set of selfies was her posing in front of some flowers. Both lameo and onion are creepy as fuck.
Also like how her choices of hair color were "silver" or "pink". Billie both had white hair (which is pretty damn close to silver hair) but then she went with pink, billie's hair color now. And all the wigs she has been wearing lately are billie-esque wigs. Billie needs to never go near lameo or she will murder her and wear her skin just so onion will love her again.
No. 415535
Great OP!
>>415488Youtube detects both audio and video, so that's not true.
No. 415572
>>415567At this point it seems that it can be called a 'fact' that Onion only shows appeal to Lainey when he
A. Fucks up proverbially to the point he's gonna lose his family.
B. Wants to try and forget billie to make Lainey feel secure (Tho when is her feeling secure gonna be an actual thing because you apparently have to jump through hoops and constantly prove yourself and her definition of commitment is a tattoo.)
C. When Lainey looks like one of his 'cute'crazy colored hair anime girls.
Plainey tried to rock that JG hair color because onion was wanting up in JG and she can deny it all day, plainey can keep thinkin she's something special no matter how many 'photoshoots' onion gives her sitting on their living room floor she won't even hold a candle to JG.
No. 415598
>>415567shes just trying to emulate his taste in general. tbh billie has had basically every hair colour anyway.
I think the pink looks okay but needs to be faded out. she looks better with lighter longer hair.
No. 415601
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Screenshot from his latest video. Hmm, I wonder who inspired this character?
No. 415602
>>415601Oh my god what a fucking creep. I don't like Billie at all so i'm not whiteknighting for her, but jfc, he's so obvious.
Also, kek at the eagle in the background.
No. 415613
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Even the same shorts. And he fails to grasp why people think he's a creepy asshole
No. 415619
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>>415601Looks like a bad David Bowie tribute.
No. 415646
>>415645They probably think Billie looks at their social media as often as they look at hers and are trying to piss her off/get a reaction
In reality she probably hasn't checked up on them in months and/or doesn't give a fuck
No. 415649
>>415616What the Jesus fuck…
Is he trying to be arty? Is this a reference to an anime?
No. 415652
>>415601Poor Aoba didn't take it up the ass a billion times for some gross onion to wear his hair. I'm extremely
triggered by this.
No. 415704
>>415680Oh fuck, I think you're right. It's like he's trying to rip off Joji's style with the saga about Chin Chin and the fake Franku and all that stuff.
I bet he watches more successful Youtubers with a clipboard out while he make notes. "Needs more Lycra bodysuits"
No. 415705
>>415670Or how little his dick is.
Legs spread and absolutely nothing to show.
I wonder if he's hoping to
trigger Billie or her BF, so he has reason to talk about Billie again and sperge about her needing to let go.
No. 415722
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>>415704He is trying so hard to keep up with the popular makers of YouTube and stay relevant. Only to look like this guy.
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No. 415763
>>415753Actually the past 3-4 times Lainey has been tagged as "girls". Lainey said it was accidental.
I think it's just because Lainey is always in top 5 in the girls tag.
No. 415774
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>>415616I finally got around to watch this piece of shit soap opera and…fuck me for watching this pos sketch! Is this what it's like to watch someone descend into madness before the killings begin?! Because I'm scared now…
No. 415778
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Additional posts:
They are seriously taking dd/lg to the next level here…
No. 415779
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>>415778Nice body Greg, better than Shane's.
No. 415784
>>415753yep just brought it up to her and she just rolled her eyes/squinted.
she doesn't mind using the "girl" privilege when it means she can gain more popularity on younow and thus gain more monetary benefits.
then she can go on to use her "trans" privilege whenever convenient.
No. 415790
>>415774What actually tripped me out about this bit was that this is the only time I think I've seen Gretchen genuinely smiling. Like, a real smile. But he's smiling at -nothing-. I mean, he's not even looking at anything. He's looking at the wall of his garage.
I'm not going to give him credit for being a good actor so I'll say that he's a freakishly soulless husk of a human being and leave it at that.
No. 415794
>>415768Do people really find this garbage scary? It's just like any 14 year olds attempt at being ~freaky~ and unique. Cryptic = clever, right?!
Don't be fooled by the mysterious tone. This is just as thoughtless and childish as anything that comes out of Gregs mouth. The high pitched voice, the screaming, the outfits, the entire concept is as juvenile as ever.
The creepiest part of these videos isn't the silly outfits or killing characters, it is that instead of spending time with his two young children, Greg dressed as an ex, in a big empty beige room, set up the camera, nodded to himself, laid back on the dining room table and imagined what it would be like to be fucked by himself with a moustache.
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>>415804>>415807Is this why he stuffed his pants again and not his actual peepee?
No. 415816
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>>415564You predicted it, anon
No. 415823
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Fuck, I think I know why Billie said she had never heard kids cry so much until she met Grease's kin. I'd be clutching the nearest weapon with the doors locked if I knew this was how my father made his money.
No. 415860
>>415816"I don't want anything to do with her"
"I wish she'd talk to me for closure"
No. 415864
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>>415860Sounds like a person that wants nothing to do with Billie.
No. 415911
>>415891Painful to watch Plainey fuck up her right eye then just cover white liner then just goes over it again with black.
Plainey just stop give it up
No. 415937
>>415650Which is hilarious because they both fail at it spectacularly. I'm not a fan of Billie's 'aesthetic' but even I can tell she pulls it off much better than Mr and Mrs Greasy Creep. Gerg is just doing it to get a reaction but I'm sure Laundry is actually trying to look cute in Billie's skin, and it's not working.
>>415717Nah, the best thing to do is to ignore them completely and let them stew in their desperate lunacy.
>>415788What happened to not ever wanting to be in a poly relationship again and girls being horrible? Greg must have his hand up her ass again.
No. 415939
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>>415910>>415891oh god make it stop. she keeps insisting in doing makeup vids when she sucks at it. she wants to be like billie so bad but its not working. please lainey, its just not for you.
also, doesn't onision hate girls who wear tons of makeup? she calls them fake and ugly insecure bitches etc. he would make billie wear no makeup in the greasemansion, which is bullshit, considering billie actually liked/was good at makeup. but onision thinks plastic surgery and makeup are both for "bad women".
why is onision not saying shit? lainey is doing weird things to her hair and trying to use tons of makeup now. is it okay when lainey does it?
like, all of laineys videos are "my gender is so complex" and "look at my bad makeup". which is weird cause onision has complained about "those damn SJWS!!" and "those damn FAKE girls" more than once.
No. 415944
>>415939are they even considered together anymore? they both act completely single and separated from each other except when it comes to that good ol revenue
I also noticed girls get their ugliest when they are with onision, clear skin goes to acne, bright eyes goes to dark circles and bags,well groomed hair goes to greasy, unkept messes, (or in shilohs case shaved) they age easier, etc etc, greg realizes he's ugly as hell and needs to bring good looking girls down with him, I pity the woman going in lainey and gregs pedo ring next
No. 415948
>>415944Lainey also said she never washes her face or does a skin care routine. She just "washes it in the shower" which explains why her skin can look really dry sometimes.
Lainey didn't have a real chance at making mature college-aged girl friends that could have some sort of influence over her life. Girls learn a lot through seeing other girls do things. All she has/had was Onion breathing down her neck telling her makeup was stupid and pointless I'm sure, so he sure as heck wouldn't be able to help a sister out with some makeup remover or quality face wash.
Honestly Greg could really benefit from a good skin care routine but we all know he'd never go to an actual dermatoligist
No. 415949
>>415948true, and greg makes fun of women who are "high maintenance" aka actually giving a shit about how they look, and someone said he use to make fun of women doing anti aging stuff
lainey looked so much better before grease contaminated her, gregs house might as well be a mental institution
convincing you it is going to improve you, ends up only doing the opposite all while making you look like shit
No. 415959
>>415957I think Onion has come to terms with the idea that she will leave, though I don't get how you sleep next to a person who just didn't leave you because it was 'morally wrong'
I'm starting to view them as together for the revenue
>>415954People tend not to view lainey whispering an billies ear as not manipulative but I do find it to be you don't agree to shit as a thruple then go to one party and complain about your discomfort because you have some sort of girl code over the man you're with.
No. 415961
>>415946That's assuming onion is capable of true affection. No, its because onion aint worried about Lainey being with another man. With girls like Billie, he is. What man would want to be with special snowflake Lainey? Lol
He doesn't want his women to be viewed as attractive by men and have a chance of cheating on him leaving him. He cuts girls off from family and friends and makes sure they cant find anyone romantically either.
No. 415962
>>415959Totally agree, except I think it's just Lainey in it for the money. I think Greg stays because he does hate to be alone. Like the dude cannot function by himself. So if he has a backup girl I think he'd leave.
As for the Lainey thing YES. She didn't have the guts to say it to both of them so she just kind of relied on her pact with Billie. Although as much as I completely agree with what you said, I do find it kinda sad in a way that she was terrified to face them both together. Like you could really feel the power dynamic was shifted against her. It was a two on one situation and they ganged up on her a lot. That being said it is one hundred percent her own fault for PUTTING HERSELF in that situation to play at being "sooo gay"
No. 415963
>>415944This might sound stupid but are moles contagious? I'm asking because I noticed one of his women had them around her left shoulder area and Onion has multiple that same area. I thought it was just coincidental but now I'm not sure.
>well groomed hair goes to greasy, unkept messesThat's what happens when you have mandatory showers/baths with the Grease man
No. 415964
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Its so obvious Lainey was never meant to be long term. She had nothing in common with him except her thinking hes God basically, and she was not only not his type, he hates girls like her. Pic related.
There's a video of him and Billie talking about high school stereotypes and he goes on a rant about "preps" and popular kids like athletes and cheerleaders.
Lainey was some decent young tail throwing herself at him and fawning over him after he felt low about Shiloh leaving him. He even admits that he "needed love" at the time they were talking, basically saying his need to be loved was indiscriminate. It didn't matter who it was, he just wanted to jump into another codependent relationship.
I dont know how he fucked that up by getting her pregnant and marrying her. He got caught up in his fetish and had to marry her so he wouldn't look bad to his fans? He liked feeling powerful, taking a young girl away from her family who hated him?
No. 415965
>>415963On the mandatory shower topic, that's just so tragic because it's bad to wash your hair every day. You won't notice for a long time, but long term, it makes hair way less healthy. Lainey will never put two and two together though.
I want her to grow her hair out and dye it a soft auburn or a light color. She claims to want lavender. I think that would be an improvement over the peach hair look she "accidentally" copied from Billie bc Oh look! her pink faded…
No. 415966
>>415964I personally think Greg "hates" those kind of girls because he could never GET them. So when Lainey came long and worshipped him it was almost like he could get the last laugh on those mean girls in high school who probably never gave him the time of day.
It was just a huge bonus that he got to "save" Lainey from her oh so horrible situation… I hope Greg realized throughout the years that Lainey's family is mundane and he didn't save her from some horrible monster of a dad. She greatly exaggerated in her teen angst and desire to come off as a damsel in distress for Greg to whisk away. I hope he feels so jipped in the long run with his choice of child bride..(and no Lainey I'm not claiming you STILL are a child bride because that would fit your dd/lg kink too well. I'm saying you WERE one.)
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Onion tweets of the day:
Dunno what the last tweet means and now he's harassing one of Shane's friends
No. 416050
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>>416042I wouldn't even doubt if she joined the team because it was ~trendy~ to be a cheerleader
Scrolling there her insta, it was pretty interesting watching her go from basic Starbucks drinking teenage cheerleader to trendy genderfluid space binary prince poly lesbian fidgetspinnerkin
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I wonder if this hurt his pride knowing she had a higher gpa than him.
No. 416089
>>416050She definitely was a cheerleader probably because her friend group were cheerleaders and she just copies other people to try to fit in. Now shes copying all these speshul snowflakes because she wants to be one and befriend those people. I can't wait till this transtrending trend dies and all these fake transtrenders will have to decide how to secretly pretend it never happened so they can go back to being their actual gender.
>>415816I like how she tried to justify the "just peachy" (billie said in her video the color she wanted to base her hair off of was 'just peachy') with her shirt saying "just peachy", but she even got that part wrong. Bitch can't even lie right. Also wouldn't you take a picture with the supposed shirt that says "just peachy" if you were going to caption it with that? None of her photos showed the shirt.
And shes so
triggered she got caught being an obsessed stalker she changed her caption to "feelin' peachy" on instagram LOL.
No. 416092
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Here we can observe how illiterate Gergles truly is.
No. 416095
>>415506>>415816her shirt didn't even say/show "feelin peachy"
thats one hell of an excuse
No. 416108
>>416051>>416050I've seen a few people I know irl change because of tumblr. I saw a friend last week whom I haven't seen in 5 years and the first thing she brought up was
problematic issues in the black and lgbt community… it wasn't fun to see her again to say the least. It's like tumblr sucks out all the fun in normal human beings.
No. 416135
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Greg very well knows he's a narc/sociopath. He even uses the colloquialism.
No. 416153
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>>415864SHE. DOESN'T. WANT. YOUR. CRUSTY. ASS. BITCH.
No. 416158
>>416050she was too ugly to be one of the cool kids so she became one of the "outcasts"™. lainey has no personality, its no surprise that she used to be such a basic bitch. she still has no personality to this day, she just grabs from the trendy girls in her circle.
its not tumblr's fault, its just that lainey still has the brain of a 13 year old girl who still doesn't know who she is.
No. 416166
>>416108this doesn't even fit to lainey. lainey doesn't talk about social issues at all, she just pretended to be trans/have body dysmorphia/etc for attention. onision clearly doesn't care about those things either and doesn't mention them at all. racial issues are complex and controversial, that's why these idiots don't get anywhere near them. lainey is a different tumblr crowd.
lainey is too much of a coward to defend things like that, and onision is too ignorant to get those sort of things.
i think your friend was clearly trying to sound smart for no reason, but she doesn't seem like an asshole. onision and lainey
are assholes, and they think they are the smartest people ever. theres a difference imo.
No. 416182
>>416163Tofurky and veganaise don't help. That and she's got to be stressed as shit.
The only reason she's still married is because Billie said "no" at the airport.
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Today, Grease talked about Dan taking advantage of his fans (kek), Shane not responding much even though dey still talk u gaiz!
One asslicker asked if he still talked to his exes, Gregma replies with a hard 'no' , he then continues his bitching about the alimony while low-key admits to fucking up whatever friendship they had afterwards because of said bitching.
He always brings her up nowadays on his streams whether it's about when they were married or divorced, usually when nobody really askes about her either. It must pain him to not ever see or hear from her again after the last payment is over. lol stay mad/sad!
Claims to neither stalk his exes nor former friends (lol k), admits to wanting Cyr as a prop for his videos.
Talked about Joy and her racism (lol) and how evil she is for it.
Stream was short.
No. 416206
>>416204Uploaded stream to not give onion foot traffic.
https://vid.me/eMgIl - I'm LIVE on YouNow July 25, 2017
If requested can upload: Why Do People Suffer From Anorexia? (Pictures) - Guess it's a reupload
No. 416209
>>416206Shaking my head at some of these people sharing how Onion helped them over come their issues, he's not asking because he cares he's asking to boast his ego and make him look good, his reasoning is even poor. Back to girl made me nauseated because she claims ONION telling her girls weren't fat made her feel more secure, so because the person you idolize tells you that's what makes you change your mind? That sounds very trender to me what happens when Onions opinion changes on what he believes is not fat, does she go back to trying to appease him. Sad.
+1 to the guy/people who constantly make noise in the midst of Onion speaking makes him lose his mind.
Love when Onion is fishing for compliments doesn't care to hear the story interrupts and moves to the next person even when the person was trying to tell him how he's helped.
Gag.
No. 416211
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Onion's iq is actually 75, dunno if the score was standardized or by web.
…can we laff nao?
No. 416218
>>416211I don't think people with IQ 75 can usually write much and everyone under 85 is usually not admitted into the military.
Isn't he talking about someone else?
No. 416221
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>>416207Imagine spending a couple of hours making reaction gifs of yourself
No. 416225
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Screen caps taken from his new super edgy super unfunny bandwagon "I'm Jake Paul" video
No. 416228
>>416225Remember how we are all lying to ourselves when we say he's unattractive, and how we should stick to critiquing his content, not his obviously great appearance.
kek.
No. 416234
>>416228LMAO
gotta love dem old onion fans in denial, dude has always been creepy and gross looking
in 2009 before his skin got bad and he aged a lot he was a 5 at best. now he's like a 3 naturally and with filters maybe a 5. his personality is a -100
No. 416242
https://vloggest.com/watch/people-aging-horribly-before-after-1070162563/ (couldn't find on vidme)
I keep running into videos of him mocking aging and mocking people who use anti aging stuff, looking at him now it's kinda hilarious, dunno how anyone takes him seriously
No. 416244
>>416243processed meat substitutes and condiments.
restaurant meals
anything he can wack in the oven.
i have never saw a reference to him enjoying any fresh fruits and vegetables.
he's a gaslighting veggie
No. 416245
>>416244yeah, i hate how he thinks being a vegetarian automatically makes his diet healthy.
As a vegan, you can either eat really fucking healthy or really fucking shitty just like any other kind of diet lifestyle.
No. 416267
>>416182It's kind of stupid how angry she is at Billie considering how Billie could have annhiliated her marriage with so little effort, and even with money and fame as temptations and Onion's manipulation, never did it. Sure she caused damage, but tbh she could have done so much more, it's not like Onion wasn't willing.
Sage for no real contribution.
No. 416272
>>416271AND that it made her realize how easily replaceable she is, considering that we haven't heard Greg ever said the doesn't want to be without Lainey, just that he doesn't do well as single. He even said so in one of his love-gushing videos over his "marriage", that one of the reasons why he loves Lainey is because he does so shit without a partner.
God, he's despicable. And so is she, for crawling back to her McMansion living, small dicked Splenda-daddy.
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>>416274There is a picture of him on his insta next to one of those amusement park rides. It looks like he's 6ft or something, although I kind of doubt it.
No. 416276
>>416275fuck off onision, i knew someone would pull this photo up straight away.
it's wrong!!! it's a fake! what about all the thousands of images and video footage of him being a small twat!
No. 416278
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>>416154Who is this cute lesbian and how tight is her pussy?
No. 416285
>>416284also why it was easier for him to look ripped when younger, because if you're small the muscles will show easier if there's no fat over them.
age has softened him physically the droopy looking cunt
No. 416286
>>415613look here, he fits in small girls clothes!
like jesus fucking christ, he is a fucking shrimp
No. 416287
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Found this
Jaclynglenn is about 5'9 and a half
Granted he is probably wearing the huge boots like the insecure manlet he is
I'm 5 foot when i wear steel toe combat boots for work im probably 5'4 or 5'5
No. 416288
>>416287he never stands shoulder to shoulder, always in front angeled or behind on toes.
so sorry if we are to believe he's 5'11, that makes lainey without her wedges about 5'8-9
y'all know that's bullshit.
what height is billie
No. 416289
>>416267For real. After the cuddle cheating, billie rejected gerg and said she wanted them to resolve their marriage and all that shit even with lameo solely attacking her for the shit her HUSBAND did. She wasn't secretly talking to gerg and telling him to leave lameo for her, which he would have in a heartbeat.
Billie doesn't seem like an evil bad person, just someone who made stupidly bad decisions that I think will get better with age/life experience. Whereas onion just is straight up an evil bad person who is past the point in life to be able to redeem himself, but somehow lameo blames billie for everything and makes it out that what she did was soooo much worse than her husband.
I feel like lameo is forcing herself to believe it is all billie's fault, so she can believe she fixed the problem by getting rid of her. She will never admit greg is the problem. She thinks she can just get a girlfriend who will commit to being in her weirdo marriage where she can get emotional/compassionate affection from and do fun stuff with that she doesn't get from gerg and that she can keep her lifestyle/not have to deal with gerg replacing her. Also why i dont believe for a second shes into girls. She just thinks she can find the parts she doesn't have in gerg in a girl because gerg keeps telling her guys are different than girls and only girls are capable of being compassionate/giving her things he cant give her.
No. 416290
>>416275There's no way he's that tall
Also if you look to the right there's a picture of a moose and a plaque that seems to be describing them
I feel it's more likely that the measuring stick thing is to demonstrate how big moose are, not as a way to accurately measure yourself lol
(regardless, he's wearing big boots and isn't standing with his back against the wall)
No. 416293
https://vid.me/xZBLU - Youtuber calls fan fat.
Also if there's videos you particularly want just give the name of the video.
No. 416295
>>416293do the death metal one with billie and ayalla or w/e.
he creeps behind them both at one point and can see their heights, billie looks on the short side.
also he's wearing a ridiculous large top hat, prob to give him inches lol
No. 416298
>>416293I do like how in this video he blatantly was unkind about some ones stretch marks then at the end of the video skips over how the girl gained weight from birth control and she goes on to tell him how he's made her feel comfortable about her stretch marks and that because she views him as attractive now she values herself.
What even is this.
We aren't samefag, not sure why they tagged my post as a response.
No. 416304
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I did a bit of research and the average lenght of the male head is 9,1inch and 10inch is the biggest, 8,3inch the smallest. (Wikipedia)
His head looks like its almost 1feet long.
The shitty labels have the same lenght
No. 416308
>>416307shut up greg, he actively lies and goes to great lengths to make sure he is lying correctly about everyone else's height.
how is that not hilarious. he's an insecure short mess and i want him to sperg out about it and debunk the rumours
No. 416311
>>416307He's an insecure little bully manlet, Knowing he's lying about his height due to that insecurity will cause him to sperg.
lol no wonder tall women threaten him.
No. 416317
>>415823jesus fuck someone edit his face onto it and make this the next thread image
(ot but can a gif be used for that? i've been around since first ashley thread and i've never seen it done)
No. 416319
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can someone reupload this video?
No. 416328
>>416325thank you so much anon.
i think this video shows how short he is. the stupidly large props. that damn hat! he says nigga !
No. 416347
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I wonder how much more of this is bullshit? We know the Joker one's true…
TBH Greg writes like a neckbeard and should've stuck to plumbing.
No. 416350
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>>416347I was curious about her, she writes just like Onion. (grooming process much?)
No. 416365
>>416347 I wonder if this is his Ebay account
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=vighkel&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true&rt=ncIt seems like some of the items that the user has sold could have been his shit. Namely the Panasonic LUMIX G lense, but also Until Dawn: Rush of Blood because he played that on his channel when Billie was still around.
No. 416366
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>>416365… He's sold off a lot of PC components. Are these the ones he wrote off as a tax expense? Those 3 items = like $1000 new lol
No. 416370
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Has this been posted before?
http://archive.is/2Z9Td No. 416371
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>>416366samefag with more of his feedback, he's been selling A LOT of PC components. From my count, he's sold:
At least 3 monitors, 2 of them 4k.
At least 3 Titan graphics cards.
At least 1 top-end processor that would cost at least $300 new.
at least 64gb (8x8gb) Corsair Vengeance RAM (stupid gamer RAM that's massively overpriced).
An Alienware laptop.
Countless random parts of his camera equipment/mics. that was definitely written off as a business expense.
That's A LOT of shit to be selling off. Has he been buying things, writing them off, then selling them? That sounds illegal as shit tbh.
>>416367It's definitely him. 2006 is too early for someone to make a copycat account and it's his old username. The fact that all the shit he's selling is camera equipment and anime just cements it.
No. 416374
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Was this video ever posted on his youtube channel?
5 years ago with Cye. If it hasn't ben backed up will another kind anon do so?
video link:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrnn8e No. 416376
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possibly his steam account but not 100% sure
https://steamcommunity.com/id/vighkel/ No. 416378
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I wonder if this is legit Gregs Yahoo answers:
https://answers.yahoo.com/activity/questions?show=A7LEKPYGWUFDXZMXZE7TU6EV5AIt seems way too old to be a fake account and the questions seem exactly like something he would ask.
No. 416381
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>>416376what does vighkel even mean
No. 416383
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080315213722AANyOvrthis video was linked from the yahoo answer
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LZats6uUGBk I tried using the wayback machine but it couldnt find it lul
No. 416385
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>>416381Absolutely nothin apparently.
No. 416387
>>416374"Only spend what you have or your future you will hate"
if only he ever applied his logic to himself. lmao good luck with your mortgages gergles
No. 416389
Onion haters have been around since 2003, damn! And Grease never changed his evil ways…
http://z8.invisionfree.com/The_Metal_Gear_Forum/ar/t47.htmJust keep making them enemies, Greg.
No. 416394
>>416391Because
>Vighkel >Greg Just a bunch of basement dwellers conspiring against Grease, this was based on the whole Metal Gear drama from back in the day. Little did they know how right they were about him.
Check the YouTube channel Revolver Adam for moar details.
No. 416395
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>>416387Kek he also gave gambling advice, nigga "gambled" all his savings away just to prove how better he is than us peasants
No. 416401
>>416389>The whole "I'll change" is an act, he's done it before on his MGS board.
>He acts so high and mighty about his sites, when every site is the same. It's just a code he knows. He has hardly any creative skills, such an ass.
>Its not that I hate Greg, its that i strongly dislike him. Well I suppose he shouldn't s* on peoples heads and then expect them to say thanks for the hat. Well at least people are starting to see he is an asshole.wew
so he was the same exact shithead back in 2003
No. 416402
>>416401Also a fun fact
During the times those posts were made:
Lainey was 8
Billie was 6
No. 416435
>>416274His recent antics are really bringing out his insecurities to a hilarious degree. His penis size, his height, his skin, MUH VEGETARIAN BODY. And his "stoner character" is clear projection of a guy he's insanely jealous of while claiming not to be.
No wonder he makes so many vids criticizing the appearance of others.
Maybe it's time to buy into big lotion, Greg?
No. 416441
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>>416435Add losing his hair to that list as well.
He's soon to be 32 years old, father of two.
Chances of luring more manic pixie teen girls into his narc nest with his boyish charms are fading. The light is dimming and Gregory knows it. He must be so scared.
No. 416448
>>416441ot but shit, billie looked great here. dark blue fits her better than the lighter shades
>>416415>he's completely desensitized to criticismnot exactly, i think it's more that he's learned to deflect it to delusional levels, like "i know you are but what am i?" turned up to 11, and his
honesty and
logic No. 416456
>>416452She said that? wow cause she lied the other day when she said she "wasn't paying attention" and "didn't mean to choose the girl tag"
Also can someone explain what happens when you bind your breasts? Wouldn't that make them saggie by squishing the skin up against you?
Binding can't be healthy for you. It has to harm the tissue if done daily.
No. 416459
Someone was nice enough to upload old Mr. Odd videos on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKkoytJcUtqvv3Ta6uTZhr894ub4bCqDCEven DSSCTM was nice enough to reupload more of these (along with the deleted drama videos)
http://uhohbro.com/category/onisions-old-videos-2005-2008/ No. 416460
>>416456She did! Hence the surprised post. Called her past-self out just like that.
Girl ain't cut out for the e-fame and will crash and burn spectacularly.
No. 416463
>>416456Yeah it does over time (and it isn't good for you, it can cause shortness of breathe etc, depending on your size)
But they're usually used by people who are saving up/waiting for top surgery so that doesn't matter so much
I can't see lainey ever transitioning though
No. 416468
>>416460its dangerous to bind with ace bandages because it can cause some serious health risks. But with a binder, it evenly distributes the fat in the breast in a 'safer' way. Still, not that good for you but a better option than the alternative.
Her breasts will start to sag
>>416463 is right. The sagging is crazy bad. A binder can also cause dislocated ribs and back problems. You should be able to breathe fine but too much binding or if you exercise or move too much in it(you sometimes need to take breaks throughout the day) can cause lung problems.
No. 416482
>>416468it sags? I've been wearing sports bras a lot lately, which is similar to binding and my boobs seem perkier if anything
sage for ot
No. 416500
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Onion's so jealous. This gives me second hand embarrassment.
https://vid.me/oDJ1C No. 416501
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>>416500>If I wanted to lick a toilet, I'd kissed my wifeOkay, that did make me laugh lmao
No. 416524
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In today's livestream; he accused Jeffree Star and everyone of being a racist as well as justifying himself for using the n-word, accused others of drama-mongering (lol), blatantly stated he hates Richie, admits to having mommy issues and that Crazy Tami is a weirdo, stated that he and Joanna are her least favorite probably because they mostly look like her (nah, just the crazy eyes; y'all look like your dad), and admits that after the recent bf/gf q&a video, Lainey plunked out of being eaten on (haha).
No. 416529
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>>416501Well he
did lick a toilet…
No. 416532
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>>416500Greg needs new shoes tbh
No. 416536
>>416533Glad to somewhat help! I haven't seen it either (been into the drama since '15) but am interested to see it now since it's been brought up over the last few threads. What year did it came out?
Oh and I also remember seeing a video from back then, during his long-hair era where he was acting like a sex-crazed cat chasing his wife around like a retard (no, not the '08 Korean videos btw, this happened in 2010). I might've dreamt it but I could've sworn I saw it 2 years ago on Archive or the main channel).
No. 416538
>>416536It must have been pre 2010, anon. I wonder if he still has it on his pc. If he does, the reason why he's not whipped it out already ( to say "see, I was anti this shit 7 years ago" ) when people were calling him a pedo is because he looked utterly insane in it ( you would think no anti pedo video can make you cringe, nope, this one did that and more ).
I searched for it a few times in the past and didn't come up with anything. If they're mirrored, they must be under a completely different name. I also had trouble finding the black and white AJ video.
No. 416541
>>416451She will wear it for some pics and younow occasionally, then take it off for the rest of the day. Thats what she did with binding before. She just wants to prove how "trans" she is.
>>416456When is she not lying? lmao
No. 416546
>>416538I looked through his old videos from the start to pre-2010 and found nothing on pedophelia, all I found were anti-meat/military/guns/Christianity/tobacco, "I'm being attacked for saving the world from those meat-eating devils!!!" and child-custody.
I wish he'd just kept all of the videos intact tbh, I just wanna see the garden video from 2010
Shouldn't dssctm have most of the AJ saga though? I do know he has the dirty vagina video
No. 416555
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>>416540Grease also has videos on slut-shaming (he also changed the original titles, i.e: "sex with strangers" and "suckers for sex" for dat sweet ad revenue) way before AJ was in the picture.
No. 416566
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>>416555And this was before the fucking Billie saga even began! Especially with the money issues.
No. 416570
For anyone curious or need a good Onion-cringe:
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/8161937http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/9187040He was close to sperging about the shaycarl drama bc trolls.
Hey ReuploaderAnon, would you mind reuploading these so we can have easy access while on mobile and to not give him views/ad-rev? Thank you!
No. 416619
>>416482Sports bras are not similar to binding, the material of the fabric and tension is completely different. It can take 15 minutes trying to pull on a brand new binder as opposed to just being able to slip on a sports bra
She's going to end up ruining her already lacking figure
No. 416621
>>416274wait gergles thinks he's nearly 6 foot? lol
in the video in
>>416325 he's very clearly not that much taller than either Billie or Ayalla, who are both 5'3. he's 5'7 at the most imo.
also Jaclyn looks like she is leaning over in
>>416287 so don't think it's accurate.
it's not super important or anywhere close to the worst thing he's done, it's just so fucking funny that he's so insecure and pathetic when he's all about FAX and HONESTY and telling people what's wrong with their bodies.
No. 416629
>>416371>That sounds illegal as shit tbh.It is, because writeoffs work over several years (depending on the category of equipment written off). Sold business equipment has to be mentioned on taxes too, so the IRS might be interested in this account.
Also, the camera he sold goes for ~2k USD new and needs a assortment of lenses in the same ballpark to be useable. He definitely has been blowing those sweet Jewtube shekels on fucktons of crap.
No. 416633
>>416629It's such a Greg move to blow through all that money like the Youtube cash would last forever. Even if the Adpocolypse hadn't happened, what did Greg imagine he would do when he hits late 30s/early 40s and no young teenybopper girls watch his channel anymore? He refuses to grow with his audience.. As anons have pointed out many times, his skits fit the humor of teens in highschool in the early 2000's, they do not work in this Instragram "comedian" run social media these days. Lainey jumped on the fidget spinner trend, so it shows she knows what is relevant but those things are for 12 year old boys/grade school kids. (I mean I could excuse having ONE maybe, but collecting them is just a whole other level)
I am going to go out on a limb and say I'm very positive that Greg hasn't set aside ANY money for his kid's college funds one day. In fact, I bet Greg's insecurity will prevent those kids from ever going sadly :/
All that to say, Greg should have saved up a pretty sweet nest egg, but probably didn't. PLUS if he DID, it's going straight back to the IRS anyway.
No. 416652
>>416643I reuploaded them FLV'S seem to not agree with vidme had to convert.
https://vid.me/75o65- Onion Joker (reup)
https://vid.me/Z32kT - 7-8-10 Onision & Tantaga
No. 416654
>>416621Ayalla is 5'6".
>>416633I doubt he saves money at all. Seeing how he was easily willing to throw his money at any new teen he can find, paying for their flights, promising them a car, paying for all their expenses, schooling, etc. After he already did that shit with lameo. He never goes anywhere so you'd think he could easily save a lot of money, but he splurges it on stupid shit like getting a whole entire other house for filming. Maybe he is hoping his kids grow up, become rich and take care of him once his career dies. It'd be funny if they grow up to hate him and call him a child molester, like he does to his own dad.
No. 416661
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hey anons
the screencap of the video i've uploaded is the moment this photo of a 13yr old prompts onion boy to admit losing his virginity at 14 to a 13 yr old girl (but she looked much older than the girl in the video he states..)
> onion boy will forever be stuck in the mind of a horny 14 yr old
No. 416668
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>>416654that explains why onion thinks she's ugly, she's almost his height kek
No. 416672
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I love how this bitch claims she is nonbinary when she dresses feminine and with makeup 99% of the time and allows all the people in her real life to call her: she, her, wife, sister, mommy, woman, etc.
Mercedes has fucked up her pronouns, Greg has (until he caught flack and so he does it for show, online), and other people I cant recall. Lainey LITERALLY only corrects people she doesnt like, just to deflect the focus from someome criticizing her behavior. When its people she likes, she never says shit. The only one in her life who religiously follows her preferred pronouns is the tumblerina Sarah, who does it because she wanted Lainey's non binary, so gay™, totally-not-into-teenagers, post pregnancy pussy.
Its such a joke. She presents as female in her daily life so by her tumblr logic, shes female passing and therefore has cis ~privilege. Lets see her video tape herself at a super market correcting a cashier for calling her "ma'am". She wont, because her so called identity exists online only for 3 reasons: appealing to her young fanbase, deflecting criticism, and whining to Greg for asspats and white knighting.
She will never stop wearing makeup, have SRS, change her name or get top surgery. She'll never take hormones. Nonbinary are the epitome of transtrenders because they can change 0% of themselves and still ask to be called trans. Well honey, you cant transition into nothing. You wear gender noncomforming clothing once in a blue moon. Congratulations, you're just like 99% of the average, straight, biological woman.
No. 416678
>>416652Yay!
Oh!
>>416503 he does joke about being a child-fucker in his old livestreams and the most interesting part, he stated he would never collaborate with minors on YouTube (which he did with Sarah)
No. 416681
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Here's some more old-onion cringe. I've been slowly going through his old stuff, and this one has some serious serial killer vibes. Greg's scary af.
https://vid.me/zuYjpThere are quite a few more on that channel, I just haven't bothered to link them all. There are just too many fucked up old Onion videos to list.
No. 416685
>>416684lol what the fuck
and why are all the kids he "trains" pretty white girls him and his wife flirt with
No. 416688
>>416672It bugs me more that she has said some nonbinary people aren't comfortable identifying as "trans", but that she is comfortable with it and considers herself "trans". If she had to live life as a trans person and didn't have some youtube job, actually faced discrimination and oppression in the real world, she would immediately stop her "trans-trending" days.
Almost all these trans-trenders are college-aged white girls who want to act like they are oppressed to justify their screeching complaints and act like you can't dare insult them for anything, so they identify as "nonbinary" since you don't have to commit to surgery or hormones or anything, and get to say "it's how i identify myself, so you have to respect it! I am part of a minority now!!!" They are also not in the real world yet where no one will care or think its speshul anymore. Lameo has never been in the real world since shes gone straight from high school to onion/youtube and even went to online college.
No. 416720
>>416704fuck well it can't be healthy for the psyche.
i played doctor with my male best friend when i was about 11 and saw a dick for the first time. still took me years from that moment to have a kiss with tongues.
guess my mental development was focused elsewhere than trying to replicate porn or whatever the fuck possess a child to fuck another child
(no1curr) No. 416752
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Plainboy posted a new video "How to make a vegan sushi"
Here's the mirror
https://vid.me/oDOECTL;DR for anyone who has no time to waste on her video:
-Plainey decided to make vegan sushi
-Seems more energetic but talks like a teenage tumblr bot, spewing tumblr phrases
-Didn't even check how to make it, browses instruction during video
-Sushi roll will contain carrots, cucumbers, avocado and vegan cream cheese
-Adds no rice vinegar to the sushi rice
-Has no sushi rolling mat, Onion told her to roll it with a tortilla wrap instead and she does it
-Doesn't know how to cut cucumber lenght-wise
-Constantly drops ingredients
-Did I already mention how she sounds like an annoying teenager?
-Sushi looks like shit at the end
-Judging by the ingredients, it probably tastes like shit too
No. 416757
>>416752Shit, how can you fuck something like this up? Making vegan sushi is incredibly easy. Why didn't she look up how to make it without a rolling mat? Just use a tea towel, works like a charm. And who puts cream cheese in sushi. Sage for rant.
But you summarized it perfectly, thank you.
No. 416761
>>416752>I don't have the money to buy sushi as much as I'd like to.What bullshit is this? LOL. Vegetarian sushi is the cheapest kind too.
She googled how to make sushi, knows you need a sushi mat thing, but completely misses the part where you are suppose to keep the ingredients long since you slice it in the end. Is she pretending to do things wrong in an attempt to be funny/entertaining? It honestly looks like shes attempting to be shane in his food videos. And she wants to make a food cooking series.
And how do they not have saran wrap in that giant house full of food?
No. 416762
>>416757>>416760cucumber in sushi is extremely common in california. Its everywhere, even in actual Japanese sushi places.
>>416752This video enraged me because she just half asses everything. Jesus.
No. 416763
>>416758>>416760Sorry, seems to be a trend that started in the US. You do you.
>>416752One thing you forgot is that she says how much she hates cucumbers like 10 times and later states that the sushi tastes good except for the cucumber. Why did you put it in there, then?!
>>416761I honestly thinks that's just how she is
No. 416765
>>416762Yeah, but not the way it's chopped. They're cut lengthwise to avoid the watery core.
Also, why does she talk so damn fucking slow? Her vocal fry is bad enough, but she talks 10 words per minute, and they're all memes.
No. 416774
>>416752Just putting plain rice instead adding some rice vinegar (+ some salt and sugar) to the rice
triggered me
also what the fuck, can't she check how to cut cucumber lenghtwise?
damn why is she so dumb
No. 416780
>>416777See:
>>416765What I meant is that the cucumber chopped like that is not common in sushi. There literally is a california roll with cream cheese and imitation crab, if not the cali roll then you have the alaska roll with cream cheese and salmon. Not that uncommon, not that weird.
No. 416791
>>416777I think it's a white American thing. I used to work in a sushi restaurant and all the white people would ask to add cream cheese to their rolls. Personally I think it's disgusting, the owners of the restaurant did too, but to each his own.
I don't know how you fuck up cucumber like that though, way to go Plainey.
No. 416806
>>416774I think Lainey is far less stupid than she acts. I think she knows that if she shows any sort of competence in anything Greg will notice it and begin the slow, grinding, miserable process of taking her back down a peg or two. Best to make shitty sushi, pretend to be incapable of all basic social interactions and break her pot lids in cooking videos.
Greg likes to get attractive, talented girls (not women, girls, with AJ as the sole exception) and turn them into neurotic, fearful basket cases. I know people like to dissect Lainey's looks - I personally think she is cuter with now with short hair and without the baby chub - but she's a perfectly attractive woman who showed every sign of being the sort of person who could go to college, get a career, follow a recipe and make it through the day without crying and playing with some goddamned toy meant for autistic children to stim with. Two more years with Greg and she'll be lucky if she has the emotional stability to drive a car or bathe without drowning.
No. 416810
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More obvious proof of Greg hair thinning getting progressively worse.
No. 416816
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>>416806greg lets her drive? she would do so much better without him, she should start by making her hair look nice, ditch the fake ass special snowflake personality, learning to do makeup, follow a healthy diet plan and work out every other day, get a better wardrobe, then get a job, has she ever even had a real job before? she should get one, save up money, find a new man, and leave his ass
No. 416832
>>416681I seriously thought he was gonna come out of the screen and hit me. omg
>>416810Those sticky-looking hairs look like they're about to fall off!
No. 416850
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>>416849She looks like a foot, not a shoe.
No. 416856
>>416752>I hate cucumber>I hate avocado>just added my cucumber and avocado>the cucumber was a shock to my brain because I don't like cucumberIs the real reason she stays with grease the same reason she purposely makes food with ingredients she hates? Is she some kind of masochist? Is she punishing herself for past sins?
Seriously though, why doesn't she make recipes she actually likes? It would have been easy to say she hated cucumbers and avocado and that she was going to use peppers or something instead.
No. 416859
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More old Onion. In this one he instructs the ladies on how to dress.
>Please, put a layer in between you and all the sexual predators in this world. Wear shorts underneath your skirt. Otherwise, don't complain when you find your panties on the internet.https://vid.me/SbTze No. 416871
>>416869If you don't want to watch, this is a summary, not always word for word but just about:
They roll the clip where Blaire is point-blank asking Onion "did you or did you not collect photos of underage girls to rate in your videos? Did you or did you not?" and his response being "let me look up the definition of collect". They were laughing about it, was a good moment.
Steve says he watched the debate, and calls Onion a "pseudo-emo social justice warrior liberal who is telling (Blaire) that (she) is intolerant" and is baffled by it (about Lainey and her fucking pronouns I'm guessing).
She talks about how Gerg is a male feminist and his behavior is contradictory in that the way he's treated women and underage girls is "absolutely effed".
Later (after and when talking about Trump issues), Steve says that having a conversation with a social justice warrior, i.e. Onision, is exhausting because of having to deal with pronouns etc.
No. 416873
>>416859
>he then proceedes to look and judge little girls in their underwear in front of a live audience.No but seriously, I felt really uncomfortable (violated) watching this, he should've never picked up this subject.
>>416849That's really offensive to shoes, anon. How dare you?
No. 416880
>>416871But he's not a male feminist. It's not that there aren't weird creepy shitty male feminists, but in Omission's case he doesn't even believe himself he is one, so no one else should be mistaken about it either.
With the passive aggressive rage and obsession he has over women, I think he's actually a closet misogynist who overcompensates by saying women are wonderful.
No. 416885
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In his recent Speaks video, he makes the whole Stepanka dying about himself, brings up Jad once more (dude, let the man rip!) more e-begging "for the cause". Oh and this little gem:
No. 416887
File: 1501208809585.png (1.48 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20170401-160344.png)
>>416849Mfw I'm on Ambien, starting affects make her face look multidimensional, Seriously I never knew those people can exist. I feel as if the Ambien to me to another level. Greg and Lainey look atrocious, age bad
Sage/because I'm fucked up. But Lainey is looking Haggard.
Ho at fault for this? It all started with Mercedes, beautiful girl who seems maybe a little ritzy towards baby boo Laine and fucked up on purpose, Laine hS panic attack and so she cut it. Then boom her beautiful hair GONE. She gotta do that hun. So fuck Mercedes and anyone else who are friends with laindrainno lain Aiken
Sage for life fuck
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 416889
>>416887 This is the shit that Luna does. Also go the fuck to sleep.
>>416824 I'm one to believe that Greg goes out of his way to get procedures done, but I'm highly doubting this. It just looks like thinning, greasy hair.
No. 416891
>>416887her skin looks fine
she's not haggard level yet but her skin is awfully aged for her age (she's also scrunching her face while smiling so wrinkles are more obvious)
she should leave gerg while she can and take better care of herself, then she can look her age maybe
No. 416904
>>416898>now that Plainey has them off the milkshe stopped breast feeding?
what about the kid she was supposedly preggo with?
No. 416905
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>>416887
>80s office finger guns at ur bo$$LOL, Nonnie, it's past your bedtime.
No. 416906
>>416900I found it funny because Greg's delusional and tries to show off that he and Shane still have this
wonderful friendship.
No. 416922
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>>416503>>416525>>416533I'm not sure if this is what you're looking for, but it's from 2010. It's messed up either way.
https://vid.me/hiO6A No. 416928
>>416887omg high anon made me giggle a little too much.
>>416859That video about creeps doing up-skirt shots pissed me off.
Onion is the kind of creep that if you told him you got sexually assaulted he'd make it your fault for drinking a beer an hour before that.
No. 416943
>>416932The joker url was re-upped
https://vid.me/75o65 should work
(sorted)
No. 416945
File: 1501226157289.png (306.23 KB, 750x1334, IMG_7898.PNG)
sage for potentially stale milk
But saw onion-boy on r/iamverysmart
No. 416949
>>416943Thx again fam!
>>416945FAAAAXXXXXX!!!!
No. 416958
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No. 416998
>>416958Nice way of calling the people paying for your shit psychos, Gurg.
Also, I've been kind of obsessed with "To catch a predator" videos lately, and I'm so fucking convinced Greg would be caught immediately. Would love to see him giving some kind of shitty pseudo-intellectual speech to Chris Hansen and trying to talk his way out of there.
Sage for rambling.
No. 417019
>>416885How do we know he didn't edit that picture?
What if Lainey approached Shane in the past and he actually replied on Lainey, but Greg took a screenshot from Lainey 's email and later edited his email to Shane to make it seem real.
No. 417037
>>416991Bleurghh $1 to watch him flinch everytime somebody moved would be worth it, $2 and I'm out… Hoping a rich farmer goes and live streams (gotta get those mobile devices past plainey in a genderless ambiguous security vest tho… #boys)
Saged for gender appropriation and dreams
No. 417044
File: 1501263763863.jpg (325.07 KB, 1200x698, -Collage.jpg)
fantasy vs reality
No. 417058
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Youtuber with 2 million subs and almost 1 million twitter followers dissing Grag.
No. 417063
File: 1501266869576.png (1.26 MB, 962x722, Screen Shot 2017-07-28 at 2.28…)
He's mad that people are making fun of his tongue. But look at that monstrosity.
No. 417076
>>417058>I thought you were older than you are>IS THAT A DISS?lol onion
can't wait when he is 40
No. 417077
File: 1501269012268.jpg (31.16 KB, 571x214, Capture.JPG)
>>417063You forgot to post the caption
No. 417109
>>416806that's kind of a big question, isn't it? she seems incredibly juvenile ("they're the seaweeds you put on sushi i guess") but she's also shown near-intelligence and awareness before, like during cuddlegate.
which is it….
No. 417113
>>417109I think it's a bit of both. She is more mature than she lets on, but she KNOWS Greg is into young girls, so she trys to play the part as best she can: fidget spinners, tumblr talk, pokemon-go etc. She is lacking in maturity for sure, but I don't think she's QUITE as immature as she pretends to be.
She puts on a persona for Greg and for viewers. I have no doubt that she was perfectly cabable of making sushi without the "bumbling idiot" act, but then she wouldn't get so many "awww you're cute" comments and people babying her. Which is what she likes. She enjoys being babied and she enjoys feeling youthful, like a little girl who is taken care of by daddy Greg. She even seemed weirdly proud of the phrase "child bride" but no one thinks she still IS a child bride, we always say she WAS one.
She's going to have a very difficult time maturing into a more womanly person. While I do believe you can like whatever you want to like at any age, Greg and Lainey take that to the extreme. Greg won't keep Lainey forever, because she can only stuff herself into the teenage relevancy stage she's in for so long. Eventually she'll look too old to be fidget spinning without coming off at least a little awkward. It also stops being endearing that you can't learn how to cook after a while. Drop the act Lainey, viewers would like you better without it.
No. 417135
File: 1501281264924.png (1.1 MB, 1136x640, IMG_0245.PNG)
Remember when we used to make fun of Grease hanging/creeping around in schools? Yeah, well it happened.
Oh and Dobbs pissed in Onion's presence
No. 417137
>>417134Her talking about the rumors, saying she doesn't kink shame it and she understands it but she doesn't live it? She's talked about it several times, even brought up the fact that she drank from a sippy cup etc. The woman has kids, so it's not that strange that she did drink from his bottle once or twice.
But yeah sure anon, let's believe she is this good at lying and is living a 24/7 DDLG dungeon life.
No. 417140
>>417137we're not saying she is in it 24/7 but there's clearly some ddlg involved whether it is done only during sex or 8 hours a day
they know if they flat out admit they're into ddlg everyone is going to think they're pedos and stop watching him, but you can clearly tell they're into ageplay from how it rubs off onto them irl
No. 417143
>>417140yes, she has said several times that she calls him daddy and that she has a daddy kink, but she doesn't live the DDLG lifestyle with him, which I honestly find believable - I think she would protest more if she did live the 24/7 thing.
They are going to make a BDSM-tag video, too. Someone asked her to make a daddy-kink video but she wanted to do a BDSM vid. (Lainey said so in a YouNow stream a few days ago)
I think his persona fits a classical BDSM lifestyle with ropes and collars more than the DDLG, he's said he loves biting during sex, tying people down or being tied down, slapping and spanking. His emotionless sadist side must love that shit.
Anyway, this is old news and has been talked about in several threads.
No. 417147
File: 1501282835983.png (210.46 KB, 749x1105, IMG_1301.PNG)
Grainey is desperately trying to stay young enough to suit her grease husband's tastes kek
No. 417148
>>417143He also likes doing chicks from behind and I've seen him using handcuffs in his videos before along with the sparking and provocatively licking things on the ex's end.
I'm surprised we never heard stories about being locked up in the shed or attic while he was living in his old house tbh.
sick fuck No. 417155
>>417150He definitely encourages it too. His obsession with weight, BMI, and judging women's bodies would make most people at least a little insecure. Add to that the fact that he only dates/marries young, already insecure women, and you have a recipe for disordered eating and obsession with weight loss.
And let's not forget that part of his "contract" with first wife was that neither of them was allowed to gain a certain amount of weight (I believe it was 10kg, but I could be wrong, haven't seen those posts in a long time). He's unhealthily obsessed with body image and weight as well, and passes it on to everyone.
No. 417159
File: 1501285588141.png (1.14 MB, 1334x750, IMG_1165.PNG)
>>417149>>417150>>417155Speaking of our ana-prince, she posted a vid of her sis turning her from "emo" to "preppy", and she looks at herself and says
>oooh, my collarbones look fleeky!Yeah sure, Lamp. Not the least happy with losing weight.
No. 417161
>>417159cringeeeeeee
taylor and grease are both skinnyfat from their processed vegetarian diets
No. 417184
>>417147Looking very feminine.
She should invest in a pushup bra though. Her titties are looking like deflated air sacks.
>>417150Isn't half of her job being in the kitchen, while the other half is being milked ?
No. 417210
>>417182A psych grad who confuses BPD and bipolar disorder tells me all I need to know about her intellect and the standards of the institution she graduated from.
Shit, lurking long enough on this board would teach people those terms.
No. 417213
>>417077I thought it was Crazy Eyes momma onion with brown hair, at first.
Isn't that the sister he made a vid about, who used to beat his ass as a kid?
No. 417238
>>417135Wait did he actually put his dog down or is this clickbait as in he put his dog on the floor?
I feel so sorry for those poor doggies :(
No. 417246
>>417238he sets the dog down and says "see… I put the dog down, this isnt click bait"
then shows the ejection port of the pistol to prove its a BB gun
No. 417253
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No. 417271
>>417210not only did she confuse a mood disorder with a personality disorder, she disclosed confidential information about a minors mental health.
By the way Sarah self diagnosed herself with bpd, minors will not be diagnosed with any PD.
No. 417290
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I understand this narc loves his own shitty music but this is just sad.
Rewatching the Blaire debate with the makeup brought me back again.
No. 417311
>>417159Latepost, but what video is this?
In her you now awhile ago, when she was addressing Joy's accusations about pro-Ana/thinspo, Lainey said she posted a picture of her collarbone for the thinspo tag on Tumblr. But then said it was stupid/doesn't do that anymore.
Stop doing it now. Patterns of behavior are patterns, and if you thought it was stupid before, why do it again?
No. 417368
File: 1501350121659.png (302.21 KB, 844x430, Screenshot 2017-07-29 at 1.40.…)
she literally looks like a gangly man in drag omg
No. 417370
I love how this bitch claims she is nonbinary when she dresses feminine and with makeup 99% of the time and allows all the people in her real life to call her: she, her, wife, sister, mommy, woman, etc.
Mercedes has fucked up her pronouns, Greg has (until he caught flack and so he does it for show, online), and other people I cant recall. Lainey LITERALLY only corrects people she doesnt like, just to deflect the focus from someome criticizing her behavior. When its people she likes, she never says shit. The only one in her life who religiously follows her preferred pronouns is the tumblerina Sarah, who does it because she wanted Lainey's non binary, so gay™, totally-not-into-teenagers, post pregnancy pussy.
Its such a joke. She presents as female in her daily life so by her tumblr logic, shes female passing and therefore has cis ~privilege. Lets see her video tape herself at a super market correcting a cashier for calling her "ma'am". She wont, because her so called identity exists online only for 3 reasons: appealing to her young fanbase, deflecting criticism, and whining to Greg for asspats and white knighting.
She will never stop wearing makeup, have SRS, change her name or get top surgery. She'll never take hormones. Nonbinary are the epitome of transtrenders because they can change 0% of themselves and still ask to be called trans. Well honey, you cant transition into nothing. You wear gender noncomforming clothing once in a blue moon. Congratulations, you're just like 99% of the average, straight, biological woman.
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 417377
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Creepy fuck referring to himself no longer as "Onision" but Oni. New name is OniChan.
Keeping in mind "chan" is an endearing suffix usually reserved for babies, young children, and adolescents.
Jumping on the daily vlogger bandwagon. Jumping on the weaboo bandwagon.
No. 417378
>>417147her stomach looks so good for two kids, wtf.
but what happened to "MUH DYSPHORIA"?
No. 417394
>>417159This fucking bitch. Stop pretending to have an eating disorder, plainey. We all know it's for attention and it's insulting to everyone who actually has an ED. No anorexic people actually fucking talk like that.
Sage for sperging
No. 417412
File: 1501359883220.jpg (668.63 KB, 1564x1564, IMG_20170729_142215.jpg)
>greg calls ayalla ugly
>lainey is gregs wife
Does not compute
Also, no wonder onion thirsts for Billie so hard. Lainey fails at everything, except being a doormat
No. 417415
>>417412This picture makes it seem like Lainey is a 45 year old soccer mom who is trying to fit in with the "hip" younger girls.
I can't decide if I feel sad or embarrassed for her.
No. 417417
>>417412sage for old news, but it is still so hilarious that Ayalla wasn't interested in Gerg and the only way he could handle that was by calling her ugly publicly and to her best friend, and that also ended up being one of the reasons Billie didn't go back/realized what trash he is.
such a beautiful story. he's so delusional.
No. 417421
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for fuck's sake, wear a bra.
No. 417437
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No. 417439
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found this gem
No. 417442
>>417432I would assume they just got a princess bike for their son so as not to conform to GeNdEr RoOoLLsS.
But then again I'm pretty sure their son would be too young for a bike that size even today.
No. 417447
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>>417446because he thinks someone taking care of themselves is stupid
did he abuse all his exes?
No. 417451
>>415476I just had an idea. I really would love a music remix (autotuned? idk how these things work) of Blaire's snarks, remarks, and FAAAAX in the debate against Onion.
I'd totally do it if I had any musical talent or knew anything about music editing or programs but I don't, sadly. (Maybe I'll look into it, though..)
If someone could make this kind of thing it'd be GOLDEN honestly and I think it'd get a fair chunk of youtube popularity maybe as a bonus. Of course, exclude Onion as much as possible (or entirely) because no one wants to hear him in any capacity.
Or maybe just use choice samples like when he
literally said he was attracted to underdeveloped bodies. Don't even have to mash up his words for that gem.
Sorry for going on a tangent but thought maybe someone who knows this stuff could throw something together. I know we all love videomaker anon. Anyway, saged to hell.
No. 417452
>>417368…was this supposed to look good?
>>417418He was so used to lameo shitting on her whole family and friends for him, he expected billie to do the same. But then billie proved to be a better person than lameo.
No. 417453
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>>417444the bike combined with the my little pony bed is making me wonder
and you can see by the tire treads the bike has only been ridden once.
No. 417456
>>417368Her tits hang lower than mine and I'm three years from fifty.
>>417421What in the hell is happening to her breastbone, it looks deformed.
No. 417457
File: 1501366958103.png (311.98 KB, 523x1009, Sept2014InLawShaming1.png)
>>417453the fuck… that makes it even more suspicious
No. 417468
>>417454because he claims to date non white women to get brownie points so when someone brings up his racist past he goes and says "see haha I'm not racist" all of course with no proof, no black, mixed girl or latin girl ever claiming to date greg, and not even a selfie together despite him blasting every single aspect of any relationships he's ever had (except when it's illegal) online
I remember he was exposed for having a secret channel with a bunch of kkk videos and some archived videos of his, I can't seem to find the video where the person exposed him though
No. 417481
File: 1501373379935.jpg (185 KB, 1039x750, confusion.jpg)
>>417377Wait, Onichan as in Onii-chan (big brother) or is this just a fusion between his name and chan?
I'm so confused…
sage to the hills for retarded question
No. 417486
File: 1501375591581.png (128.59 KB, 393x356, 43.png)
she wanna be billie so bad
No. 417501
File: 1501379401881.png (28.55 KB, 781x492, 3630851123.PNG)
Isnt it interesting that his new YT channel Onichan is gaining subscribers in specific numbers.
Its always 80 (81-84) subscribers a day.
This looks like Grugly is buying his subscribers from some shady site. If I was one of his patreons Id be pissed that my money is being used for this.
No. 417505
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>>417501That is really weird. No normal YT stats will look like this - even if you upload every day, the quality/searchability/virality (for want of a better word) will have a huge effect on how many people find and subscribe to your channel each day.
For reference, here's Shane's subscriber stats - he uploads every day, but all videos aren't created equal, so his lowest sub day is around 7000, and his highest is 17000.
There's no way this small a variance is created by real people subscribing.
If you look at the difference on top of the 80, that is a much more comparable difference percentage-wise to Shane's. Between 1 and 5 subs per day.
From this, I think we can conclude that Onision is absolutely buying subscribers. Unsurprising, but interesting to see it illustrated so blatantly. I'm surprised he buys them in the same number every day - if I were him I would stagger it a little to make it less obvious.
No. 417506
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>>417486well… if she wanted to audition for a remake of single white female, her practice is spot on
No. 417513
>>417512kierra knightley actually knows how to take care of herself and dress for her face/body shape
plainey just does whatever billie does
No. 417514
>>417512right, right… and greg looks
just like zac efron
No. 417517
>>417486kek because without make up taytay has lots of freckles :')
> cover up freckles only to draw them back onGreat logic
No. 417529
File: 1501387846622.jpg (15.33 KB, 350x350, shedoesntlookanythinglikeheryo…)
>>417512kek, do you need glasses too, anon?
Not even in KK's worst pictures.
No. 417549
File: 1501396017636.png (168.46 KB, 390x354, lamo.png)
>>417531Agreed, squinting like that makes her look high af, that can't be good to her vision. If she can afford a different hair color every week, I'm sure Greggles could afford buying his doormat a pair of contact lenses.
Or idk, she could sell all of her fidget spinners to buy them.
No. 417554
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>>417512I always thought she looked strikingly similar to Chloe Sevigny actually
No. 417572
>>417554She could pull it off, but she'd need to accept her own looks instead of aping someone else.
Her current attempts are cringe.
No. 417573
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>>415476>Billy is the size of a fridgeuhhhhhhhhh okay ana chan
(wrong Billy, lurk more) No. 417576
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>>417573>>417554Can you (two?) stop shitting up the thread?
Are these newfags or what?
No. 417594
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>>417593Gotta keep up with Billie
No. 417606
>>417595Its making me hurt as some one who went through the process of getting 'silver hair' aka Platinum.
This is how you know gurgles doesn't give a shit, what man is gonna let you put your head through that shit they apparently got them funds, why does he not take her to a salon ffs, is he wanting it all to fall out so she can become even more unattractive to him, basically making her Gregs definition of 'Android' (I forgot the word he used with disgust) because I looked at the girl and was like 'Plainey is about 3 steps away from that girl.'
No. 417619
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fucking cringe
No. 417628
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Uh… yeah.
No. 417629
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>>417628he's fitting into plainey's agender space prince underwear
No. 417639
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>>417628>>417629jfc he's so creepy and gross.
(screenshot from the same vid)
No. 417641
>>417486Okay, this just fucked me up. Shit needs to stop. Can some one please bring this up to her in a younow? Lainey is disgusting and increasingly pathetic.
sage for rage
No. 417645
>>417628I feel like he's trying to imitate filthy frank and that crowd
particularly because he tried to claim that filthy frank copied him (lol) and seemed obsessed with idubbbz a little while back
No. 417649
File: 1501437563210.jpg (59.66 KB, 1124x418, lainey.jpg)
am i the only one here who thinks she looks way better like this? too bad greg won't ever let her dress attractive
No. 417663
File: 1501439362376.jpg (36.25 KB, 640x350, image.jpg)
>>417649pic on the right reminds me of tonetta.
something just seems unnatural/off
No. 417664
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No. 417669
>>417664She's insane. Like I literally think Greg has actually succeeded in making her develop some sort of mental disorder.
It is 100% obvious that she is copying Billie. And now she deflects and acts like Billie is the one causing shit.
She creeps me out so much. Greg will probably one day wake up to her stabbing him with her eyeliner.
No. 417676
>>417664She is so damn venomous and toxic.
How can she ever hope to maintain her "delicate, fragile, sensitive, shy sweet" persona while spewing vitriol like this?
No. 417677
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>>417664She is fucking pathetic. She calls Sarah to defend her honor every time, Sarah is a KID, Plainey.
No. 417682
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Sage for samefagging but why does Lainey think she can pull off the not-quite-but-almost avant garde colorful makeup Billie does consistently? It just looks sloppy and half hearted.
No. 417685
>>417678>>417664Lol my ass she hasn't looked at her social media since 8 months ago. And I've never seen billie in her stream since wayyyyy back when the drama first happened. Shes full of shit. Those are always fake accounts, not "partnered".
>>417677Lol she has to call a 16 year old and bother her and have her calm her down every time someone mentions billie? Is she stupid?
No. 417690
File: 1501443918307.png (2.1 MB, 1592x1108, Screen Shot 2017-07-30 at 21.4…)
>>417682I see you posted the "cuter" one of her pictures.. imma post the nightmare inducing one.
No. 417711
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>>417690dat sanpaku tho
3. is plainey
5. is gerg
No. 417725
>>417649In the left pic she looks actually cute, wow.
>>417677…Too bad she's a nutjob who accepts being whiteknighted by a kid
No. 417726
>>417690I'm so
triggered by the mascara flake in her eye.
No. 417732
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lol she is incredibly easy to troll on younow. and it's even more hilarious because she has to stay "live" and bear it because she streams for the money.
since she posted on twitter about someone spam trolling her email address with some sugar daddy site more people have taken to signing her up for shit as well kek
Lainey doesn't know not to feed the trolls.
No. 417760
>>417733Shes like almost 23 and describing herself as "fragile" and no one must hurt this fragile smol bean! She needs her 16 year old best friend and 20 year old sister to be strong for her because shes just so fragile! No one else can ever be as fragile or hurt as her, and her feelings are the most important!!! The world must stop to help her deal with people mentioning billie's name!
I bet she calls sarah and just talks about herself 99% of the time, and overlooks any problems sarah has because she thinks hers are more important and makes sure to always make it about her. "You're sad sarah? that's nice but i am really sad!" I've known many people like her. Sarah will get sick of her in a few years when she has an actual life and problems and can't answer her phone everytime lameo has a "panic attack" over billie's name.
No. 417765
>>417763Wasn't thinking properly, sorry
Probably just because I've been following this for too long
No. 417786
File: 1501465508712.jpg (163.09 KB, 1270x712, creep.jpg)
>pony princess bed their infant saughter is years from being able to use
>taking back sunday poster right above it
> bi flag on the wall
oh look he set up a room for his gross pedo fetish. not suspicious at all after the blaire debate.
No. 417797
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this 31-year-old's waking hours are literally spent taking guest requests from middle schoolers
s a d
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the greaselord thought he'd be world famous by this point, and instead he's playing video games in front of 6 underage fans
No. 417832
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>explenation
sage for nitpicking but I thought it was funny because he always takes such pride in being "muuh so intelligent"
No. 417836
>>417833>>417834>>417835Well, we gotta remember; he praised the Columbine kids who shot up the school cuz they were good bois who dindu nuffin and once told his wife at the time he'd have no problem with killing everyone who got in their way as an "I love you" for her.
I can't wait until I hear of him on national television about his secret bodycount!
No. 417858
>>417833If its always the victims fault, and he's always playing victim…
Is this in some sense him admitting that shit that goes sideways is always him and Plainey's fault ?
No. 417864
>>417797Did he dye his hair or is it a new camera filter? it looked darker lately
>>417786maybe plainey sleeps here with bandaid. looks like a kid's room to me (a kinda sad one) and the posters are all aroung the house, so there's no reason for grease to not put them in the kid's room too. I don't know, it's still odd that they already have a princess bed for bigger kids. Maybe plainey needs that because she's not as agender as she wants to be
No. 417877
>>417875Which may explain his resentment toward her, it wasn't really about the money as much as he likes to bitch about it; she made him
feel something and he probably still has feelings for her. Hence why he wants to see the chick again before the final payment is due.
Lainey was never best wife, only surrogate wife.
No. 417879
>>417786Lankey is still breast feeding bandaid, so it would make sense that she has to sleep in a separate room to get up with a crying baby multiple times in the night. Pretty sure their son sleeps in the racecar bed in that same room.
Gregory would not stand for the constant sleep interruptions I'm sure.
They put the kids to bed and have a quick fuck in the basement before she goes off to sleep in the princess bed and tend to the kids in the night/morning.
No. 417893
>>417877>Hence why he wants to see the chick again before the final payment is due Hence why he wants to see the chick again before the final payment is due.He wants to see her?
Fuck, Skye better hide.
No. 417895
>>417893I don't think he necessarily wanted to see her, but was seeking some form of contact so he could "verify the address". Seems like bullshit considering he sent every other payment without issue. But he knows after the final one Skye will have no reason to ever acknowledge his existence again.
There are tweets regarding this issue, I believe, a few threads back.
No. 417897
>>417877Wanting to see Skye seems like his last ditch attempt to have power over her. Paying alimony, he had a connection with her, and now that's almost over. He can't let go of any of his ex's, so he shit talks them to feel superior to them. It's so obvious.
Plainey's the best fit for him, from his perception, because she's been conditioned to believe his bullshit justifications of his abusive behavior. Skye was actually the best fit because I think she kept some of his abusive shit in check. I don't think she was as dependent as Plainey, despite Grease trying to make her completely reliant upon him. Thankfully, she recognized that it's not her responsibility–she didn't have to sacrifice herself to the emotional vampire that is Grease–to keep Greg from losing control.
No. 417899
>>417897>>417895When is the last payment due?
He stalks all his ex-gfs social media, but Skye is very private and he's probably mad he can't find out anything new about her.
No. 417901
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In his newest video Onion is going to his sister's wedding. Then he shares with everyone how his sister didn't invite Lainey to her bachelorette party, nor did she invite her to her wedding.
Hmmm
No. 417902
File: 1501525040184.jpg (407 KB, 900x613, tesla.jpg)
he's actually selling the Tesla, that'll be a good bit of cash if he sells it.
No. 417904
>>417901Also other than that he buys a candle and a candle stand as a gift for his sister's wedding….Idk how it is in USA, but I thought wedding gifts, especially from close family, are supposed to be better?
Then he films himself and his relative acting like 12 year olds, it's cringy as fuck.
Seems like he has started the whole "vlogging my life" style of videos which is trendy rn.
No. 417908
>>417897It's just like the fucking Billie situation!
>>417899This month coming up.
Wait, didn't Grease bitch about one of his relatives still being FB friends with one of his exes? I wonder if it's Skye since the Onion family loved her and shit. I don't think Shiloh, AJ or one of his previous high school sweethearts would interact w/them nor care to.
>>417901Damn, not even her sisters in-law like her? Guess the Onion Clan wants her gone too. Yet they're cool with Onion-wife 1.0
Hmm…
No. 417911
>>417904Wedding registries usually have all kinds of things on them, but it's sort of expected that your close relatives are going to pick the bigger items while, like, your boss' niece you met once and invited just to be polite or something will choose the little things like candles and napkin rings.
Yeah, sorry, if my brother - who just so happened to be a millionaire with three houses and two teslas - showed up at my wedding with a candlestick I would be more than lowkey pissed.
No. 417912
File: 1501526965072.jpg (63.16 KB, 872x556, Capture.JPG)
We finally see what Lainey does all day
No. 417918
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>>417914His latest (totally not clickbaity) video
No. 417923
>>417922The vlog you're talking about, where they're waking up and he sings a song throughout is before they had Troy. Lainey cosleeps with the baby, and she says the basement is her bedroom (big white bed), because that's where Billie and Greg fell asleep cuddling, and she called it her bed. Greg has also said in videos that it's Lainey's bedroom.
That being said, what's so weird about sleeping separately when they have a small baby and she breastfeeds it? surely she must be awake every 3-4 hours.
No. 417924
>>417914>>417915Sorry anons, I'm currently on my phone and can't upload.
It's a newly uploaded one on his Onichan channel, I hope a kind farmer can help out
No. 417928
>>417902> On July 13, 2016, Tesla introduced its Model X 60D, which carries a starting price tag of $74,000 before incentives, compared to the original Model X's $80,000 starting price.source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_Model_XOmg, is he actually charging 17,000 dollars extra for a used car? People could legit buy a brand new model X and like 3 holidays away with the price he's asking.
No. 417938
>>417935There's a long waiting list to get a Tesla, so I think he will eventually find someone.
>>417916This house is so ugly. I don't know how anyone can spend so much money to live in a McMansion. But thanks for the pictures, anon! Good for reference.
>>417904He said that he's only getting her a candle because she didn't invite Lainey to her bachelorette party. I wouldn't invite my friends wife, but only close friends. Don't know why he thinks Lainey should have been invited, especially because she's super young compared to his sister.
>>417901And I didn't hear him say that Lainey is not invited to the wedding, when did he say that?
No. 417940
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>>417938The waiting list is just for their latest model, not the one that greg has
She probably could have gone to the wedding but didn't because she was bitter about the party
No. 417951
File: 1501535728852.png (3.66 MB, 2346x1564, Screenshot 2017-07-31 11.12.06…)
I paused the Gerg's video at a random time and maybe this is a bit too morbid but I can't be the only one who likes the sight of this… can anyone shoop in a noose?
…too far?
No. 417965
>>417935Yeah but if anyone were to try to explain how depreciation on cars works, he'd insist it shouldn't work like that and refuse to lower the price.
Doesn't matter if it's a Tesla, the second that car was driven by its owner its value dropped way below 90k. Anyone who buys this off him at that price is scamming themselves.
No. 417971
>>417970I guess he only did it because it's his sister wedding, but then again he went without his family and also acted like an obnoxious 12 year old.
So fucking cringy
No. 417972
File: 1501540095886.jpg (38.86 KB, 629x510, Capture.JPG)
Also talking about cringe….
No. 417978
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Oniondad
No. 417982
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>>417981His Tesla listing
No. 418007
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Billie uploaded a new make up tutorial. I'm predicting that plainey is going to copy the glitter thing very soon.
No. 418011
>>417992Mm true, but it's
his stupid ass' fault for posting it in the first place.
No. 418015
>>417978Huh, looks like Onion can't deny he has more than one kid 'cause that kid looks a bit younger than a child his son's age.
So, Onion, now that there's proof, explain the shit you put your pregnant wife through last year, and how you tried to exploit/ monotize her hormonal state.
Onion said he only presented FAX in those videos, so viewers can come to reasonable conclusions. Of course, his wife's hormonal state exacerbated by pregnancy wasn't relevant. He'd probably say that he's protecting his kids or some bullshit. He wouldn't want to exploit them like other YTers. No issue exploiting his wife, though.
He's a disgusting human.
No. 418047
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>Lainey Poshmark
that filthy fucking carpet and those fucking prices for her cheap trash kek
No. 418051
>>418039No worries, I haven't. I understand where y'all coming from.
Also, didn't they lifted the rules on doxing a few days ago? Or is that still a thing?
No. 418052
File: 1501550997134.gif (2.4 MB, 480x270, giphy.gif)
greg is so closeted he needs to just come out already
No. 418057
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Jamie being a cockblock as usual
No. 418059
>>418057??? what is she even bitching about?? the picture that gork himself posted with the vague shape of a human child visible?
my god, he'd better take SWIFT ACTION
No. 418064
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>>418062fuck off newfag
fuck off all newfags and kys JamieLeigh
No. 418067
>>418057she looks like the type of bitch to involve herself with random drama so she can get pity points for redirected harassment
girl get your big nose outta here
No. 418068
>>418067Jamie the manface is a known lolcow slut, she makes posts about herself in /snow/ and loves to sour the milk in an attempt to suckle up to Dlist e-celebs. Don't feed her please.
In other news, we need mods to clean up the doxxes, right?
No. 418072
>>418057Chances are he knew the reflection was there.
Plus what's with this attention whore publicly writing such melodramatic messages about it?
It's like Onion's crazy is contagious, I swear. Zero sympathy if she gets brigaded for this, Its completely self-inflicted. The email was sufficient.
No. 418083
>>418077Damn that's really disappointing.
>>418082I just tried both private and publicly. :(
No. 418101
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The foreshadowing in this tweet is delicious.
The proof is in the pudding, Lainey.
No. 418110
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So I just noticed something odd about one of her pucs. I'm genuinely curious. Is she wearing fake Vampire teeth here?
No. 418117
>>417926New theory about their children-style rooms.
In this video we see Greg playing Crash Bandicoot while sitting on the carpet of the stereotypical boys room. ( love how there is a pink one for girls and a blue one for boys btw. way to live up to what they/or I should say Lainey claim to be against.) Anyway Greg playing a retro game, probably one he played in his childhood, acting like a kid made me think of this.
So what if they have these rooms so they both, him and Lainey,can pretend to still be kids. Because lbr both have such big fears of growing up/aging. It's not ddlg but more like.. lblg. Disturbing I know, but not as far fetched if you ask me.
No. 418119
>>418117Or more like Lamo isn't as gender-neutral with her own kids as she pretends to be in real life. Greg sure has his strict gendee views and I wouldn't be surprised if his mother was an influence there too.
The rooms are probably furnished like that because theyre inpatient and wanted to make the rooms ready because they have a lot of empty rooms and money to spend so why not spend them to kids stuff to seem out like caring parents.
No. 418122
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>>417978>>417982he had to have seen it. i don't believe that this is a pure accident, unless he was in an extreme hurry to put this up, but why would he? is he running out of cash? also he knows people stalk the shit out of him online so it doesn't make sense to be this careless.
No. 418127
>>418122I know I'm reaching with this but, the way he held his phone, so it censored the kid's face, kinda(?) looks deliberate.
…Or he's just holding it weirdly because he's carrying his kid.
Sage for tinfoil hattery
No. 418129
>>418119Lameo is such a dweeb, i bet Onion family hate her because of her gender bending bullshit (i feel not a girl, not yet a woman, so most def a teen boy, even tho i never seemed to have teen boy friends because i can't relate waaaaahhh…) and that's why she's n0t at family events.
they prob think she's a shite mother and got pregnant to trap greg more since they think the sun shines out of his ass and most likely realise he's gay.
my dad left when i was young and i noticed the influence on my brother having to step up and be the man to all these girls left behind. he's gay af now too
No. 418130
>>418128i actually think he stalks the living fuck out of here.
he's doing more videos out in public, interacting with other humans. he's still keeping his onion boy roots whilst trying to give the making of vibes to his shitting videos.
also there's been more emphasis on them both cooking and eating meals since anon pointed out how fucked his diet and lifestyle will make his skin.
i genuinely feel that i have personally influenced the mental man's video. he should be my patreon
No. 418131
>>418130It's plain obvious greg lurks here. He gets ideas for his videos, he gets something to be upset about and because for narcs any attention is good attention we're basically his nO 1 narsiccistic source for emotional reactions.
Shame that he's so see-through with that shit. But now as you read this, gurgpups, may I give you an idea to live stream? Go to the official Mensa-site and do the sample IQ test there. It's not the real one they use in the real test but at least it's more reliable than the bullshit Buzzfeed-tests you normally do.
No. 418133
>>418122Greggels probably went to a actual tax advisor who told him in no uncertain terms that he's in for a rough assfucking courtesy of the IRS.
With his spending habits being those of a drunk sailor (because lmao thinking Grease would pick anything but the gold-plated, platinum-trimmed Caddilac option everytime) he doesn't have real savings to his name, so he's now trying to liquidate everything he can before the IRS seizes his shit and autions it off.
>>417857>not wanting to see PEDOPHILE YOUTUBER ARRESTED AFTER FBI MANHUNT on the news No. 418163
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>>417832>>417832did someone actually reupload this?
also the pic related is not really milky but it is a funny coincidence……
No. 418179
Transcript of relevant parts of Grease on the Drunken Peasants Podcast.
Jeff & Grease talk about their YouNow exchange/how fake Grease is
Jeff: So, I have to ask you a question, Greg, cuz we didn’t really get a chance to have a talk of just you and me actually conversing like regular people—
> You were on the phone.
Jeff: I was—
> You were busy on the phone.
Jeff: I was trying to—
> And you were busy going, rat-a-tat-tat! [Greg laughs. Others awkward smiling.] No matter how much I disliked you in that moment, the RAT-A-TAT-TAT— I was like—this is pretty hilarious.
Ben: And you liked his hat, too.
> RAT-A-TAT-TAT!
[Greg laughs. Everyone awkward.]
Jeff: That was pretty good. That was pretty good. That was so spur of the moment, too. It was like heated and just like popped out and shit. I’ve always wanted to ask you this question, so I’m gonna take the opportunity and I’m gonna do it now. How legit are you in your videos?
> Which one? [laughs. Awkward smiles. Billy laughs.]
Jeff: Uh, let’s go for like an over all ball park percentage. When you’re—and across most of your channels.
> Like, my actual self, across all my videos, I’m probably… 20-30% myself. Yeah.
Jeff: I can understand. Ok.
> The rest of it’s character. Like, if you wanna see me as close to myself as I can get, it’s on discord, but other than that, it would be OnisionSpeaks. I’m somewhat close. At first I was really preachy, and then I kinda calmed down a little bit.
Jeff: So when I sperged out on you, how legit were you were being as Greg, or how much of it was Onision?
> You mean when we were talking on YouNow?
Jeff: Yeah.
> I went into the YouNow thinking, if I come off as controlling, or domineering, or aggressive, then that will establish this Alpha position and people will naturally, emotionally follow. I was obviously wrong. I can be a passive person, like I was with Blaire, or I can be an aggressive person like I was with you and Joy. Either way there, there is no victory. There isn’t, because, because—
Jeff: That’s something most people don’t understand—
> —because people went in having an opinion, and they went out having the same opinion. They didn’t go there to get their opinion changed. They just went there to get their opinion confirmed. So—
Jeff: Oh, yeah. That’s why YouTube debates are complete bullshit. They’re totally bullshit. They always are, they always will be.
> I’m just saying, there was no real point. But yeah, no. I felt like with the Blaire debate, it was a huge victory for me because I was just able to talk shit out with a person that was saying a lot of things that I didn’t agree with. And that was it.
Grease talking more shit about Shiloh
Ben: So what about the stuff that a lot of people got upset about? Like, the Shiloh meltdown. Like, the mental meltdown, and that kind of stuff?
> You know, she admitted that it was—later on she talked about that being fake.
Ben: No, no, no. No, I don’t.
> Yeah, that was a bizarre world to live in.
Ben: So, she was faking it, but you weren’t in on it? Or you were in one her faking it?
> It’s—Ok, so. There’s a few parts to that mathematical equation that resulted in such a chaotic situation. You have, firstly, a person who has these episodes on a regular basis that you are used to and you don’t freak out about because you expect them to have this because that’s their personality. And then you have wanting to show them what’s going on, depending on the outburst or whatever you’re talking about, and then you also have the wanting to go to bed and not wanting to make a separate video. And having them say, Ok, upload this video of me doing this. So, you combine all those things and you wind up in a totally like, Oh fuck! I did that! Kind of situation. If we’re talking about the seizure, or the memory loss, or whatever, that she later on said was fake or whatever. Like, that’s crazy shit.
Ben: So, like, the video. You were in on the video? Cuz like, the way the shots are set up, it doesn’t look—
Jeff: It doesn’t looks fake.
Ben: Yeah. Well, in some aspects it does.
> There’s—ok, so that person’s an amazing actor to the point where I don’t know what is real and what is false. Like, they had a split personality named Aleana, and I should have bailed on the relationship the moment they showed me that split personality but they were always so convincing me. Like, they told me— when I first got together with them, they told me that in an SUV accident and they busted their head open, and they showed me the thing—the wound, or whatever—and it looked so real, and this person’s really good with makeup. And then, like, a week later it’s gone. And I just fucking ignored that fact. I would regularly try to, like, for instance, when she’s talking about this baby that died that she allegedly had, I would do everything I can to go through mental gymnastics to get myself to defend and agree with that person, so… it was a really weird relationship, when you just—I don’t know. I don’t know how to describe it.
Billy: So, what you’re telling us is that that you’re the victim and the internet needs to apologize to you?
[Everyone laughs.]
> Wow, that’s—
Ben: Yeah, I mean. That’s what it sounded like.
> That’s—
Billy: Damn, guys!
> I’m telling you that I— ok, for instance, if you want to go the more black and white road, we had the cops called multiple times in that relationship. Every single time, the cops are telling her to either get her shit together or they’re taking her away. So, if you wanna go like the literal real world thing. If I was crazy in that situation, I would probably be the one taken away, or I’d be the one told to check myself. So, like it could—
Of course he doesn’t actually answer the question and goes victim-mode. No one follows up to find out: if he thought it was real, why did he post it? Her consent to post it doesn’t count when she’s clearly mentally unstable, especially in the moment
Jeff: That’s gonna happen no matter what. Like, you could have a crazy woman coming at you with a fucking knife. If the cops get called, they’re gonna tell the guy to fucking leave. That’s male privilege right there, man.
> You said they’re going tell the guy to leave?
Jeff: Yeah, that’s usually how it happens. That’s part of male privilege and patriarchy.
cringe
> No, no, no. The incident you’re talking about, they took her away for 24 hours to be under suicide watch.
Jeff: Did they? Wow. Crazy.
> Yeah, and that’s when they told me to get away while I could because she was gonna be forcefully removed for 24 hours so she wouldn’t kill herself cuz she admitted that she did in fact say that she was going to kill herself.
Jeff: Well, I have to say, that I do actually have quite a bit of sympathy because I’ve been in some pretty fucked up relationships in the past as well, but you rolled the dice on that one because there are so many times when you’ll have a situation like that. It don’t matter. If you have a fucking cock between your legs, they’re gonna make you leave, even if you’re not the aggressor. It happens all the fucking time. It’s unfortunate. It’s not fair.
> Let me just say one thing: the panic you feel when someone says, or screams at you, when you’re on the phone with your mom and your aunt because you want them to hear to what’s going on so there’s witnesses or whatever, when someone says: I’m going to kill myself and make it look like you did it. Your whole life starts spinning because you’re like, fuck! This chick’s trying to ruin my entire existence just because she’s mad at me right now because I broke up with her a week ago, or whatever. I don’t know what happened exactly. But that’s what I’m remembering. So, I don’t know. It’s just—that whole thing is kind of like a drug. Some relationships are like a drug. You get in and it feels almost like a cult environment, cuz you’re so isolated. For instance, she dumped me. The one time she dumped me was because I looked at cartoon porn. Like, hentai porn. I just told her. I just said: Hey, I look at hentai sometimes. And I’m like, are you cool with that? She’s like—
Billy: Was it like Lisa Simpson, Bart Simpson, or—
> That’s fucking disgusting, bro.
Jeff: Was it like—
> No, it’s like Dead or Alive. DoA chicks fucking and stuff.
ewww
Ben: It was the dog from Family Guy.
Jeff: I was thinking this is going to be really interesting, like you rock the doujin and the tentacle porn, or some shit like that. That’d be fucking awesome.
> Yeah, no. That’s not my forte.
Jeff: Well, nobody’s perfect.
[Everyone laughs.]
Talks about being straight edge
> I saw my friends get high—I actually got in a debate with my mom too long ago about it. She didn’t seem to know I was straight edge.
Ben: So, you’re straight edge? You’ve never had a drink before?
Hannah Minx knockoff: Your mom assumed that you smoked weed?
> No, she just assumed that I’d be ok with her talking about getting high and I didn’t wanna hear about it. But, no. I’ve drank before. The most I’ve ever been is buzzed.
Jeff: We should all do DMT right now.
> I don’t even know what that is.
——
Jeff: Would you do a drug if you knew that it was actually a chemical that’s already existent inside your own brain. Would you consider doing that?
> No, because I wouldn’t want to make it disproportionate, the balance of those chemicals.
Jeff: It really doesn’t, though. It’s just kind of an influx, it doesn’t affect—
> It’s kind of like—ok, so when I was depressed in the air force, they put me on meds for like two weeks, and I started to think about whether or not that was actually my problem. My problem was circumstantial and not based on chemical imbalance.
LOL Ok, Greg
> It’s kind of like if you had an abusive husband or something, and they punch you every time you get home. It’s not because of chemical imbalance, it’s because you get punched every day. So, that’s why I stopped taking that.
he’s comparing being in the military to being beaten by your husband every day. jfc. he couldn’t handle the military because he didn’t sign up to do a good job and work hard, he signed up to feel superior.
>I did take acne meds once, and my vision got inverted. I just have a bad history of pharmaceutical drugs not working right.
People were posting his number in the chat.
Hannah Minx knockoff: Can I have your number, now that everyone else does?
> Oh, I’m gonna change it.
He got off shortly after that. Super tame and boring. Just his basic manipulation and victim-playing.
No. 418198
>>418179The only funny moment in the stream was his face when they asked if he'd bang social repose
jeff was really awkwardly nice. it was weird.
No. 418242
>>418179i don't know DP but cringe at jeff guy sperging over male privilege. was he trying to bait onion or is he for real?
>Billy: Was it like Lisa Simpson, Bart Simpson, or—>Ben: It was the dog from Family Guy.fuckin kek
No. 418245
Uploaded Scary Clown youtube vid to vidme
https://vid.me/fENatI get onion is trying to keep interest but it makes me largely uncomfortable the shaving cream clown stuff the pogo stick shaving cream very off putting and disturbing to me uncomfortable.
No. 418253
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>>418245His propotions look so weird to me…
No. 418254
>>418253He has really narrow shoulders and a large head.
It's unfortunate that he looks like an overgrown child as an adult man.
No. 418259
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>>418253I was trying to find a bad anime drawing via google because that's what he looks like. Then I decided to take to the cesspool that is the 'newest' section of Deviantart and typed in Onision.
No. 418278
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>>418259This made me look Onision up on DeviantArt. There are some goodies between the cringe
No. 418284
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>>418278Instantly thought of this.
No. 418309
>>418304He also turned one of his asslickers into a mod, just be careful when posting comments there.
Oh and he admitted to hitting Dobbs for tearing up expensive curtains and other shit. Now Dobbs is afraid of him.
No. 418328
>>418326Likes make her stream more popular and get it more views. Unsure if she gets money for likes at all.
Bars are actual literal money people are giving her.
The more likes she has the more viewership she'll get so she can encourage more people to donate money, join her Pateron, follow her social media, etc.
No. 418332
>>41833010 likes is free, just bought with coins generated by watching the stream.
Anything more than that is purchased with bars (money).
No. 418335
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>>418334You are correct anon, she was "Top #1 Fan" for donating 5,000 bars.
How does Lainey sleep at night?
No. 418336
>>418334There used to be a girl named Jenna on her YouNow streams that would SHOWER her in bars. I'm talking 30,000 likes per stream and 10-20k bars total. That's a lot of money, 6k bars costs around $50. Lainey would set a like-goal and Jenna would reach it in seconds.
Turns out the girl was only 15 or 16 and her mom found out she was talking to a 22 year old mother, so she got suspicious and apparently she googled Lainey and probably found hateblogs and el-oh-el-cow, so Jenna wasn't allowed to talk to her ever again because her mom thought Lainey was grooming her.
No. 418339
>>418336thank you for the recap, kind anon.
many of us here were brought into the Onision/Lainey drama thanks to the Billie fiasco. Her "My side of the Story" youtube vid has over 1million views so not surprising.
No. 418340
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So the cow decided to make a new channel in hopes of new bound success
"It's where I want my less dark side to wind up"
"Keep a Trinity"
He's gone insane.
See you on the Onion channel again in a week, Grease.
No. 418399
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>>418372Fuck I see it too! Kek
No. 418402
>>418336What makes me ill too is that she was literally begging.
>"We're almost to 10,000 likes! I'd really like to get to 20k but the stream is ending soon. Let's get to 10k!"WITAF. Shameless.
No. 418432
>>418179Wow this was really interesting… thanks for the transcription anon
>>418336Honest question, is it pronounced el-oh-el cow, or is it lawl-cow..? I've always said the former
No. 418435
>>418347And then there are people like sarah's mom who ships their daughter to them and gives them custody of their kid. No surprise the ones who end up in the onion household always have shit parents or ones that are too leniant.
>>418406Shane dawson made a video recently i think it was the movie conspiracy one and at the end he talked about how there are some channels on youtube that cater to pedos while seeming innocent. He didn't mention onion or anything and i dont think he was talking about him, but those little tweens in their underwear videos would definitely fall under that category. Onion kept defending that shit,but you know pedos would love to see all these little girls in their underwear and he fed that all to them.
No. 418454
>>417606Oh I'm pretty sure he gets off on seeing Lainey this desperate and insecure. He's a pretty true to form narcissist, and tbh he only appears to be a "functioning" narcissist is because of the ex girlfriends he exploited. Now he's letting Lainey nosedive, maybe so he can break up with her and say she was "crazy". This way the evidence is all over the internet.
I don't think he's smart enough to plan that, but considering post-cuddlegate Lainey lost all this weight and started this tumblr-teen transformation, he's probably encouraging it in some way until he actually wants to act on his impulses and leaves her.
I think this shit is all just gas lighting tbh. He'll encourage her to fuck herself up.
No. 418514
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Decided on a whim to check out the comment section of Laineys "tutorial". Its full of people saying it sucks and shes copying Billie. She must be seething
No. 418520
>>418514She has a "lookbook" coming out today with concert looks, it's a fucking pile of trash where she keeps saying "look at that boiii" and "I just legit want a girl to kiss" over and OVER AND OVER.
She's basically just become a caricature of a person.
No. 418521
>>418514I'm still asking myself if lainey has no self-awareness how she looks copying her ex gf (like a fucking creep) or if she's so desperate to get a reaction that she doesn
't care.
No. 418525
>>418520Its on her channel now.
20 seconds in and shes saying "The idea I had was to do a concert lookbook but I literally didn't put a lot of thought into this before I came to record."
Sums up her entire channel. And life decisions. Water is wet.
Goddamn. This is as bad as when my professor yelled at a student in class for saying at the beginning of a presentation "I know its not that good because I did it right before class."
Like fuck, take some pride and effort in your content. Don't brag about being shitty at your "job".
No. 418560
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>>418525plainey: I'M DYSPHORIC, TRANS AND TOTALLY A GUY
also plainey: LET ME WEAR AN OUTFIT THAT ACCENTUATES MY HUGE TITS AND SHOW THE WORLD
No. 418567
>>418560all her outfits were girl outfits. Just cause you wear some boy underwear that no one sees, LOL.
Also wow look at this totally shy anxious body conscious person parading in their underwear for half the video!
She always has a ton of makeup on her face, is growing out her hair, dyed it the girliest color, started attempting colorful girly billy-copy makeup and wigs, and all she wears is girl clothes. She thinks wearing a normal shirt and pants makes her a boy or something. Most girls wear tshirts and skinny jeans. That is not agender. The only people who buy her "im trans" shit are other dumbasses who want to feel special and call themselves "trans".
Also love how she said a black low-cut tank top makes her "so much more masculine". What guy would wear that and say hes looking oh so masculine? LOL. The fact she has to pair up all her "masculine" outfits with a full face of makeup is just laughable. That's what I'd do when i wear a messy/comfy outfit and want to feel more girly and pretty.
I'd respect this bitch more if she made a sincere apology video saying how she thought she was agender but realized shes not instead of parading around pretending to be trans and using it for attention. Even she doesnt want to be agender anymore. She wants to grow her hair and be a billie clone now since shes over it lmao.
No. 418573
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>>418560does she even know what dysphoria means
pic unrelated
No. 418574
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>from the concert outfit look book video
Laimey doesn't wear socks with her sneakers, anons.
What a slob.
No. 418575
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Mirrors of Lainey's latest:
What To Wear To A Concert (Concert Lookbook 2017) -
https://vid.me/FdcqOSummer Makeup Tutorial -
https://vid.me/PXWsQEmo to Preppy Transformation -
https://vid.me/Br5dX No. 418585
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sage for no actual contribution but this just made my day
No. 418586
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>>418585update: it gets better
No. 418587
>>418584She already ranted on her discord about it. She apparently has to call sarah and bother her about her anxiety over people mentioning billie and get sarah to defend her.
>>418581She covered up her pro-ana tendencies by saying it was actually her gender dysphoria that made her reblog and post thinspo. LOL. Like we all didnt see the convo where she was talking to her friend at the time before she married onion about how she was starving herself to look pretty and be better for him.
No. 418589
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>>418578>>418580No she looks a little round in this video.
I feel like all of these outfits are something a tumblrina would wear.
I never got why Lainey wears spots bras and boxers, and her obsession about kissing another girl at a concert, GIRL you aren't fooling anyone.
No. 418593
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>>418578Is her daughter even a year old yet? You skeletons need to go back to the pro-ana threads.
>>418589
>No she looks a little round in this video
>Screenshot of plainey looking as plank-like as everagain, you have to go back.
>>418586This is a glitch.
No. 418608
>>418602I hate Lainey so I equally hate you for making me say this, but she looks on the flat side for a mother of two with one born less than a year ago. I've seen skinny nulliparous women with paunches bigger than that.
Everyone's body is different and she could be preggers for all we know, but her abdomen isn't really a tip off right now.
Plus the idea of her having more and more kids, filling up the McMansion, is a really shit start to the day.
No. 418609
>>418607Don't blame all of us, it's probably just one anon with weird ideas.
If anything, baring her midriff suggests she isn't pregnant, because I doubt she'd want to give away any clue.
Someone post her some contraceptive pills anyway, just in case.
No. 418613
>>418609She's good, she had iud fitted after baby no2… The perks of being a patron..
Saged for tmi
No. 418619
>>418575Where the heck are their kids when they spend all this time making and editing videos?
MAYBE you can get away with doing this with one kid, but two?
I'm not trying to be a total asshole, but are these kids being taught anything? I have kids around the same ages and they require SO much attention at these ages.
No. 418620
>>418619Hate to say it, but I think the kids are just a step above the two dogs.
They feed them, give them shelter and a pat on the head.
Kids need you to bond with them, to spend quality time.
Both parents are too busy with either social media, drama that consumes their life, and failed attempts at bringing other people into their sexual relationship.
No. 418628
>>418627Thats a sad situation.
Your hoping a girl whos barely out of her teens to be able and raise two children… while the parents are off trying to fuck teen girls and play mean girls on the internet
No. 418629
>>418627>>418622fuck off Doormat
go put some more "Billie Freckles" on your nose
No. 418634
>>418622This is incredibly sad.
It would be nice to have help as a young mother, but I don't understand why they would need her to move in.
Like another anon said, seems like it's just so they can be online. Poor kids. I remember someone eluding to the idea that Troy is developmentally delayed, but I really hope this isn't true. Especially not because of negligence. I'm not exactly sure how old he is, but I know that he's at an age where he could benefit hugely from being around kids his own age. There's no evidence that there is anything special being done for these kids.
No. 418635
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>>417481Well "Oni" is "demon" in Japan so it makes sense.
No. 418645
>>418629Wat?
I'm saying maybe her sister, possibly at their family's encouragement, is trying to compensate for the kids' shitty home life and make sure someone cares for them. How does that make me sound like Lainey?
True, it's a bleak scenario as another anon said and her sister doesn't seem too fantastic either, but it's better than nothing.
No. 418646
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>>418643Grugly has literally become this guy
No. 418654
>>418651Lainey had a pretty lame excuse "I don't wanna guest anybody because then they'll probably start saying how much they hate me.."
What a load.
No. 418658
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Bitch be looking like she's cosplaying Draco and Harry Potter's ugly lovechild. Those frames look terrible on her.
No. 418668
>>418622>>418627Her sister is dumb as fuck from what we've seen. And it seems like her sister is always going out and on dates, so I doubt shes really being the greatest nanny. She obviously moved there to not have to go to her parents for the summer and to travel around WA. Schools are starting up soon, so shes probably leaving around now if she hasn't already.
>>418654LOL someone pays her $50 dollars, and she assumes they will say they hate her? I hope she continues to screw over the big donators so they leave.
No. 418670
>>418651Her fandom-drama is the best, people keep PAYING her to be semi-friends with her, and when she eventually ignores their asses for not fronting up the cash any more, they flip out.
What do these people expect? To become best friends with Queen Lain? You
paid for her to notice you!
No. 418671
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Onion tweets of the day:
JAKE PAUL NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!
No. 418672
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>>418671Well, he is part-Neanderthal so it works!
No. 418691
>>418574Has she even been to a concert? She is so deprived of life i doubt she has gotten to experience anything that she should at her age.
2 fucking kids and married?? SHE FUCKED UP!!! Now she has to live through her makeshift videos pretending to experience things.
No. 418697
>>418651I fucking laughed in real life, thank you for the report kind anon.
how frustrating must it be to give $50 to someone as a teenager so they'll notice you only to have them ignore you the next day?
Lainey has no idea how to treat fans, how is she maintaining so much popularity?
No. 418700
>>418694Just like how your forehead hurts when you see her squinting, many of us get a migraine when we see her wearing those Dahmer eyeglasses.
We wont stop nitpicking because of one persons whining. Please understand the world doesnt revolve around you.
No. 418712
>>418708She'll never dye her hair blue, but she said "Billie doesn't own a color."
Hmm weird.
No. 418713
>>418589Is she actually that pale or is it the stupid filters Onion uses to make his skin look better?
Seriously, she looks like someone from Twilight.
No. 418716
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>>418671holy shit is he sucking up to jake fucking paul? the cringe physically hurt my face with this one.
No. 418739
>>418700a migraine? like as in debilitating and 10 on the pain scale stabbing in your brain, eye, teeth, and jaw migraine?
Maybe YOURE the one who shouldn't be so sensitive anon. Reap what you sow, the world doesn't revolve around you, so stop complaining about a pair of glasses that are a non issue.
(stop derailing) No. 418741
>>418691>two kids and married>21 y.oThe life of a white trash space prince.
ANyways just wanted to say to all the anons here that say shes copying Billie. my dudes shes copying the "fashionable" make up tendencies going on atm, BOTH of them. Y'all talk like billie created these makeup looks when bish doesnt have one creative bone in her body. Come on.
No. 418742
>>418740i do actually, it sux, but only 1-2 times a year. Usually in lectures, embarrassing shit. Stroke symptoms are buns.
Migraines aside from hemiplegic ones are terrible anyway, they're nauseating and I get autistic about people
appropriating migraine culture.
(blogging) No. 418743
>>418741"bish" are you 12?
we aren't saying billie invented these looks, we're saying that it's obvious plainey is copying her because she posts almost the same fucking make-up on instagram or twitter right after billie does. she dyes her hair right after billie (the same color) and greg constantly seems to reference billie in his videos.
No. 418746
>>418743Add to that the fact that she wears Billie's clothes (eg. wearing the shirt that billie wore on 4th july 2016 on the 4th july 2017) and has been wearings wigs
And is now saying she wants silver hair after Billie added silver to her hair
(all while claiming billie is obsessed with her/cyber stalking her lol)
No. 418747
>>418735
>however SEVEN months ago she had no bump/no baby belly/no pooch/whatever the fuck it's called , seven days ago she did
people who have heavily restrictive eating patterns very easily develop pooches/jiggle/bumps on the abdomen, usually after eating a (rare) more substantial meal. it can last a couple of weeks, even after going back to the restrictive habits.
the difference is even more obvious when it happens as the previous 'flat stomach' is also quite the illusion/exaggerated due to the restriction, because of an emptier stomach/digestive system and a low amount of water weight (humans generally carry a healthy amount of water weight, people who restrict do not, and as a result look leaner than they 'should')
the sudden bump/pooch/jiggle is a combination of water retention brought on by sudden increase food intake, food mass (which is more slowly emptied due to a sluggish digestive system caused by undereating), constipation, and gas bloat. it'll go down after a while of her restricting again, if she has gone back to that, which she most likely has done
No. 418753
>>418752It's far more than the rapping nice or non annoying not even debatable on the NO front.
Back OT
Maybe Plainey doesn't even realize Onion is projecting billie onto her if she's not just actually mimicking Billie at this point.
No. 418767
>>418748you conveniently left out the 'when compared only to onion' bit in re; jake paul.
he just got kicked out of my neighborhood for sucking and being out of hand at all hours. he's definitely an asshole. i'm sure he and onion would get along just fine.
sage for who cares
No. 418769
>>418768Not that anon, but baby is 9 months old. Just correcting, not agreeing.
Daughter was born 11/16
Troy was born 1/14
No. 418771
>>418639>>418607>>418717>>418739Laineystan detected, you're being as retarded as Elaine. No one gives a shit about your precious smol bean.
She's a part of the thread now and we can discuss this ugly, predatorial, skinwalking cow as much as we please, if you don't like that, feel free to get fucked.
No. 418795
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>>415476THAT FILTHY CARPET!!!
(old milk, sage needed, no contribution) No. 418798
>>418773We are discussing her makeup as it relates to the way in which she is aping Billie. If Lainey chooses to act like a cow w/r/t makeup, we are allowed to discuss that. It's a part of her cow makeup.
No one cares about your attempts to preserve the dignity of your space prince.
No. 418801
>>418742No worries, I was only joking about that anyway.
I have hemiplegic migraines myself and that shit is fucking horrendous when it happens.
Especially in public and your leg starts going limp and you're standing for the bus.
Sage for not contribution
No. 418802
>>418800It looks so much more stylish–gray against shades of gray filth, though, don't you think?
taaaaaacky
No. 418822
>>418768Faaxxxxx not bait
Fact 1) Chloe (not cloey) was born November 2016
Fact 2) 2 kids in 4 years.
Fact 3) Gossip and speculation is Gossip and speculation.
There you go another perfect "trinity" to add to the "collection".
saged for being baited by baiter without bait and still biting. Pls stop.
No. 418825
>>418822And you know this how?
plz give sources when correcting.
No. 418830
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November for daughter
No. 418833
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No. 418834
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No. 418836
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Also, November is when Onision accidentally showed Lainey's perineal cleansing bottle in the bathroom, which you get and use the first weeks after childbirth, but it looks like he deleted that video now
No. 418840
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Her entire lookbook gave me so much secondhand embarassment that I had to skip through it. Also that carpet is unnacceptable. It's fucking disgusting. I understand you have kids and pets and both are messy little shits but GAG at the amount of dark hair in all the corners. Seriously.. the baby crawls on that filth.
No. 418847
>>418844Arghhh feck it!
Cannot be arsed to delete and repost sorry anon!
No. 418853
>>418851maybe i'm starved for milk but this vix business sounds vaguely milky
does anyone know why or what the frowny face was in relation to? was greg comedically licking toilets or something and she disapproved?
No. 418855
>>418851If the frowny face thing is true, then it seems like Vix misses everyone in the discord. Who knows if it was aimed directly at Greg or not.
I want more to come from this Vix drama, I'm not going to lie.
No. 418856
>>418698That would have been creepy but hilarious, if the dork glasses had been more Billie skinwearing.
>>418708Ugh, she really does lack a personality to avoid a question like "how do I come out to someone who will take it badly". Other YTers that go on about being non-binary or have a bisexual flag would jump at a question like that but Plainey just wants to go on about the names of her fidget spinner harem.
No. 418863
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If you tardy ass anons don't stop fucking blog posting and arguing I stg.
Shut the fuck up, nobody wants to come read back through the thread for missed milk only to have to wade through 20 posts about your migraines and pregnancies and cancerous faggot posts.
Keep on topic, sage isn't an excuse to shit up a thread.
No. 418874
>>418855same. why was vix even present in there since the 'breakup'? enquiring minds want to know more!
>>418866ty anon! that WAS vaguely milky!
No. 418878
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>>418877This is her.
https://twitter.com/GingerBeckGirl/
>account made in July 2017>mainly RTs for filler, barely any original tweets>interacts only with Onision/Lainey>follows only internet personalities and people from onion discord, none of her own friends/contactsConfirmed for dedicated catfish. Wow Greg, this is a new level of idiocy. I wouldn't be surprised if this milk turned sour soon. I can't help but kek though.
No. 418886
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>>418878>Confirmed for dedicated catfishlol is she already lurking here
No. 418892
>>418889Yeah, she posted that picture 10 minutes after the catfish comment
She's probably waiting/desperate for someone to ask why that's her profile picture
No. 418902
>>418886All these socially awkward weirdos in his discord probably lurk here. I wouldn't be surprised if that one person who always pops in here to hate on billie and said lameo is not copying her is from his discord.
Anyone who is trying to get with onion and lameo at this point are just loser attention whores who are so desperate for fame and money. He doesn't even get views anymore to justify this ass-licking from anyone remotely normal.
No. 418930
>>418855From what I saw, she was scared away.
>Vix says to Greg to creep a little less, her boyfriend is getting weirded out by Greg>Greg makes WEIRD comments and stares at vix like shes a can of refried beans>Greg gets triggered and insults Vix's boyfriend for days on twitter, youtube videos and discord>Calls him smalldicked, insecure, pathetic, abusive etc…>All because she and her boyfriend want a bit of private time>Greg spams vix(he spams all his exes, he spammed his social media, so he for sure spammed her dms)>Vix's private time extends to permanent as she realises Greg is fucking insane>Vix shows up and Greg goes absolutely BATSHIT INSANE on discord>Vix leaves GREG YOU HAD ONE THING, ONE THING ONLY TO DO AND THAT WAS TO ACT NORMAL. No wonder thats all she posted, he was probably already in her dms.
No. 418983
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Further proof Grease lurks this website and changes his behavior accordingly. This is a close up of his most recent insta… Which is actually OUTSIDE.
No. 419021
>>419012>>419010He always wears them, and he looks fucking stupid when he's doing his athleisure look with those dress shoes.
Dude even wore them at the gym with his sister.
No. 419022
>>419021I don't understand; he has enough dollah billz to afford many shoes, why stick with
one pair? What happened to his crocs?
No. 419025
>>419022Gurg doesn't see clothes as a status symbol, therefore he doesn't bother to spend on them. Like he doesn't see Lamo as anything and therefore she isn't getting to travel.
Gurps only spends on things he thinks are high value. Such as Teslas, massaging chairs and other shit.
No. 419027
>>419025Yet he wears Calvin Klein boxers and shit from urban outfitters? I'm sure clothes are
somewhat important…?
We know you lurk here Gregma, get your dirty ass some new shoes!
No. 419050
>>419027He wears CK boxers because all the kids are doing it nowadays. I don't think he values pricey clothes.
Then again… Why doesn't he buy expensive sneakers like all the 'cool' kids?
No. 419062
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haha cucked again
No. 419069
>>419067In his latest clickbait video he also pretended to fuck a gorilla
Did he really think it wouldn't get flagged?
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No. 419089
>>419087A minute in and she says "I bet you didn't even know I need glasses" like she doesn't do anything other than squint on YouNow.
Her obsession with fidget spinners is so fucking weird and cringey
No. 419094
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>>419087>>419091This commenter gets it. Pretty much sums up my feelings about her, kek.
Why make a video about applying makeup badly, when it's only marginally worse than usual?
No. 419114
>>419097Its obvious that he'll go back to his main channel. He's constantly re-branding and it never sticks. In the past 6 months he's set up a handful of channels and messed around the various names but none ever get anywhere.
It's the same with all the websites/forums he makes. In the end its totally counterproductive and he ends up losing subs because of the constant changes.
He'll stay with Onichan until the sub gains plateu and then once his ego isn't being fed he'll jump back to his 1 million sub sinking ship. All the while he won't realise that its not an issue with the channel name/youtube glitch… the issue is him being a terrible human being.
No. 419115
>>419114God, he's a stupid bastard. He doesn't understand that his precious subs are mostly inactive or that they have no interest in following him around on the different platform of the week.
In the last 4 months he's been rebranding, deleting, moving to Twitch (lasted 1 stream..), Discord, Younow (although he said he'd never get his own YouNow), different Youtube channels and who the fuck knows what else.
Business sense, you have none.
No. 419116
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Could you imagine some brain dead catfish believing the Greg is hot meme and flying all the way out to The Narc Nest only to be greeted at the airport by this?
No. 419121
>>419116He's the kind of guy who tries to flirt with you out in public and gives you creep vibes so you try your best to flee. But he'll persist in trying to get your number, oblivious or flatout ignoring your signals that you arent interested.
It's so clear in how he spergs over rejection from women. They're either crazy, ugly, or a whore once they reject him. Or all 3. He can't accept that not all women are like his 13 year old fans: desperate for attention from some hasbeen, mediocre, sortof cute (in their limited experience) internet famous White guy. That's why he could never land a chick like Kalel. She isnt insecure or inexperienced.
No. 419128
>>419115>>419114New Video on speaks, after getting that ONE video demonetized he says hes just quiting that channel already lol
He said in the video the one channels he will be using from now on is UhOhbro and Speaks.
He also brings up a "sex channel" that doesnt get demonetized or taken down but his does.
It seems like he thinks this is a "bug" so after that one video getting flagged means that the whole channel is bad now?
No. 419136
>>419093How embarrassing. She's got no personality of her own and now she's trying to steal Billie's schtick which isn't even original to begin with and she's failing miserably at it. I guess she got tired of being the space prince because she wasn't getting the asspats Billie did.
>>419094>ferret looking weirdoThis is 100% accurate.
No. 419140
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>>419130it's not Laci, he found some porn channel by googling "sex" on youtube, and now he's tweeting about it and encouraging his tween fans to do the same and find more. Also, from his tweets it looks like he got a community strike on that channel, may be why he's jumping ship so early.
No. 419141
>>419093how can she be a beauty guru when she can't do makeup? lmao. Why is she even making makeup videos seriously? It's like she wants to be billie/steal billie's thing so billie can't have it. I wouldn't be surprised if shes like hey guys i decided to go to cosmetology school!
Her obsession with fidget spinners is also weird. It's a fucking toy that is trendy right now, and she jumped on that shit so hard to the point of obsessing. This is a mom of two obsessing over a children's toy, naming them and giving them personalities. It's like her own collection of barbie dolls, but they are just spinners. Shes that lonely, she started naming inanimate objects. Go make some friends in real life and stop being a weirdo.
>>419109Didn't he already do the same fucking thing with his other "oni-chan" channel? It ended up with 94kish subs and never grew. This one is even less.
I think he just likes making a goodbye video every few weeks because it gets a lot of views since everyone just wants to see him leave the internet. And when he doesn't get instant gratification, he abandons his "new" channels
No. 419148
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>>417832on his new video
lurking confirmed
No. 419149
>>419140As far as I'm aware, age restricting/removing videos is mostly based on them being reported by users
A tiny channel is likely to last longer without being reported
It's not just some huge attack on greg alone, jesus christ
This is when the age of his fan base really shows
>>419148ha also isn't this about the tenth time that he's claimed to be quitting?
Is this the only way he can get views now
No. 419152
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Why is it so hard for him to stomach that YouTube wants him GONE?
Also, could he get this video flagged for clickbait since that's all it is?
Pic related: …and he goes after Shane for being too fat, k
No. 419153
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>>419152Gregs workout clothes are killing me.
No. 419154
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>>419153A slight improvement over last time.
No. 419158
>>419148I wanna watch it but I don't want to give him the view
can an anon post a vidme or where did he admit to lurking
No. 419159
>>419154jeans. FUCKING JEANS. IN A GYM.
dude, like all gyms I've been into have a strict dresscode. If he stepped into my gym, he'd be kicked out in a heart beat for wearing that shit. also he's weak as fuck
No. 419167
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>>419153had to blow up, rotate and crop plus lighten the photo to get the detail.
Heres your reason for him wearing those old man orthopedic shoes all the time.
At least 2 inch heels plus who knows whats hes added to the insoles to add a little more
No. 419170
>>419159People come to my gym in jeans pretty frequently. Stop by after work, do a little lifting.
Obviously real athletic clothes are better, and Onion doesn't really have any excuse not to, but jeans at the gym aren't inherently weird tbh.
Those fucking shoes tho, if there's something he should've been thrown out for… they are both gross and seem kinda unsafe.
At least now we rly know he never steps foot in a gym except to take pics/video, lol.
No. 419183
>>419180Not American but here it's pretty standard to just wipe down the machine when you're done, there's usually sani-spray/wipes readily available.
>>419170It's still weird. Who doesn't own a pair of cheap cotton shorts?
No. 419185
>>419087Damn… she very nearly went a video without saying "fleeky" but blew it.
It's so strange how she said not only a trend jumper, but also manages to be running at least two months behind. Honestly, when was the last time you heard/saw someone say "on fleek"? Fidget spinners have been out of fashion for at least a month now and she's still toting them around as though it's a hot topic. She's even way behind on her trans trending, most people have been and gone through that by mid 2016.
At this rate in shes probably just about to make her own 100 degree knife video.
No. 419192
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>>419158Here's a mirror:
https://vid.me/kxqUV>>419186>Why is this board going to shit?Quality post. Thank you for your contribution, Anon.
No. 419199
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Not to give attention to these loser cocksuckers but this is what ginger-beck looks like. Old
No. 419314
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Possible milk soon?
No. 419322
>>419315i am hoping he talked so much shit to her for pretty much destroying the cars mirrors twice over
she would let him physically shit in her mouth and she would do nothing about it but spin her fidget spinner
off to the basement with her
No. 419334
>>419332Oh, sorry. Tweets don't show up in order on your feed, so I only saw that one and then looked at his twitter to see if it was about him.
I actually would hate to see the Onion thread dry, though. But at least there eventually won't be any teens left for him or Lainey to groom once they fade into obscurity.
No. 419338
>>419332I hope Taylor doesn't get caught on someone's shoulders.
I'm glad her crippling anxiety lets her go to loud concerts full of people.
No. 419504
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I was curious about his old diet during his sinful meat-eating days and well, it never changed. This is from 2008 btw
Please tell me that's not piss in a jar…!
No. 419514
>>419153im
literally crying
No. 419516
>>419513Dont forget she always has nannies to take care of them.
Im sure her "attachment parenting" is an excuse so she'll have something to throw back at people who tell her to start working or something.
No. 419525
>>419438Anon, please learn how to tag.
All you need to do is click on the number and not just copy it.
Thankyou.
No. 419573
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>>419556Probably would if his molerat weren't naked. He is funny about hair down there and believes it impedes maximum penetration.
You only have yourself to blame for this mental image, anon. Let us not wonder about the pubic hairs anymore.
No. 419595
>>419573So he shaves his pubes to gain every cm so his pecker doesn't seem as small and wears heels to gain every cm so he doesn't seem as short.
He's got all the typical male complexes, no wonder he's so misogynistic.
No. 419611
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>>419576Related to Joy more so than Greg, but he mentions Onion boy so I'm putting this here
>You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain No. 419620
>>419617Onion's mom uses weed. Billy the Fridge smokes weed. Onion does not like weed, but he doesn't hate people who use weed in states where it's legal.
His attempt to befriend Toby Turner would be ridiculous given that Toby is a known cheater and treated his girlfriends like garbage. Onion ended his association with Social Repose because just one of SR's exes said he was a cheater and treated her like garbage.
No. 419625
>>419617Wouldn't stop him.
>criticizes SJWs>is married to one
>criticizes masculine women>married to one
>criticizes fat people >friends with Billie the fridge
>criticizes people who do threesomes>has threesomes and brags about itEtc etc
No. 419630
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>>419620I guess you didn't see the poll yesterday(we know how much he loves those).
No. 419639
>>419630Like I said, he doesn't like those who illegally use weed where it is illegal. He doesn't automatically hate people who use it legally. He doesn't like weed. His mom is someone who uses weed, and although he doesn't like her use of it, he doesn't hate his mom. He even told Billie that he would be okay with her smoking weed in Washington when she was of age (I think 21).
Whenever someone does something he doesn't like, he's quick to generalize them if they're a weed user, meat eater, etc because of his ego and hurt feelings.
No. 419658
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I love it when Lainey has to make tweets about loving Gerg. It's almost like she has to reassure herself she loves him. (sorry! I uploaded wrong tweet lol)
No. 419662
>>419659I have no doubt they do ddlg tbh. The photo with the princess bed and all the posters us s different little girls bed than the one shown in his tax video that had a pack and play next to it.
Try explaining why mommy has a littke girls bed to your 3 year old. Gross tbh.
No. 419665
>>419659Wat.
Next thing you know she'll come out of the vore closet.
No. 419666
>>419659Hunted like prey?
Taylor, go care for your children. Good god, she's disgusting. Yes, I am kink-shaming.
No. 419692
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Plaineys new video is up. She says she likes to be degraded during sex. Greg plays dumb and says he needs to change what hes doing.
>implying a man with a chain in his basement doesnt degrade his wife at all
Lainey then reminds him he called her a degrading name recently during sex and he says "are we really going to tell people I called you that?" and looks uncomfortable that she brought it up.
>so much for honesty
The word is censored. My guesses from trying to read his lips are fuckhead or faggot. I lean towards the second one.
They are both talking about an online bdsm quiz (Gregs favorite thing). Lainey obviously lies about some of her preferences (like referring to someone as being superior when she's called him daddy and says she's his perfect angel and other terms that imply he owns her). Only 1/3 the way through the 9 min video.
No. 419699
>>419692I can't believe they are censoring the word 'sex' considering how overtly sexual the video is
what the actual fuck
No. 419716
>>419692You're right - reading her lips, he did call her a faggot it seems. Wow, and here she is all pro trans lbgtqjsdfskdj* and she lets him degrade her by calling her a faggot in bed.
such a good rolemodel. I'm sure this video "will help a lot of people" like your channel description says, you dumb cunt.
No. 419726
>>419703>>419717It's
https://bdsmtest.org/ – but they're probably on FetLife, this quiz is super popular on there.
No. 419739
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>>419703Greg looks like always, Lainey is wearing a lot of highlighter, cheap fashion glasses, an "nearly famous" shirt and is suddenly a weird shade of blonde.
Once again, Greg runs the entire video, puts the answers in for Lainey and so on.
I found the quiz there were taking, so enjoy:
https://bdsmtest.org/Taylor Elaine Avaroe/Jackson/Anderson, future "child counselor" as she claims her goal to be, talking about her kinks online. Hello search engines, please notice me.
O:
"Hey guys, today we're gonna quiz it up to find out if I'm
daddy"
L: (on phone)
"What kind of sexual (bleeped) deviant are you"
O: (reading quiz questions out loud)
"I like to be dominated, especially in the bedroom…"
Both:
"Yes"
O: "I like receiving pain during sex [censored and he reads it as "lovemaking" lmao] and seeing the results of it (marks, bruises, makeup running, oh my
god, by tears, etc.) afterwards.
If I could make some money from selling [censored] a-adult clips of myself, I definitely would."
L:
"Nope."
**O:
"If I cannot fulfill all of my partner's ~~sexu~~al desires, I would encourage them to see other people to fill in the gaps."
(O laughs nervously, Lainey is swaying back and forth awkwardly)
L: (grinning)
"No. Fuck no."
O:
"Too big of an ego for that one. Which is understandable."**
(Lainey laughs)
"I want my partner to serve me and address me as their superior."
L:
"No. Pass."
O:
"I could be sexually submissive now, and be [censored]ally dominant at another time, either to the same or to another partner."
L:
"No."
O:
"I'm willing to try anything once, even if I don't think I'll like it."
L:
"Anythiiing?"
O:
"Yeah there's a lot of things you don't wanna try, like–"
L: (trying to stop him I guess?)
"uuuh…"
O:
"Hey can I like [long beep and motions] like… do you want someone to take a dump on your face? No."
L: (shakes head)
"No."
O:
"I don't think so. I'm gonna put yellow [in the quiz]"
L:
"I will try some things, but I wouldn't try anything."
O:
"I enjoy feeling like a prey being hunted by a predator."
L: (close up of her shrugging and smiling)
O:
"Yeah, you're green." [heavily agree in the quiz]
"I would like to ~~have sex with~~ make love to multiple partners at the same time." (He rephrases the question on the screen to say lovemaking)
L: (looks at the camera, looks at him)
O:
"Green?"
L:
"Hashtag expoooosed. Why am I crying in the club?"
(Yeah, we know how much she loooved her threesomes with Billie)
O:
"The idea of being tortured ~~sexually~~ in the bedroom is appealing."
L: (close up, tight smile)
O: (eyebrows)
L:
"I feel like you're learning things about me that you shouldn't know. That's–" (wtf)
O:
"I'm learning that I'm not as much of a freak as I should be. That's what I'm learning."
[jump cut]
L: (grinning)
"Oh, that's, that isn't, that's not good for me."
O:
"Yeah, I need to up my game, that's what I'm learning."
"I will naturally take on a nurturing and guiding, almost parental role in a relationship."
Both: (shake heads silently)
L:
"I'm not daddy."
O: (about the quiz answer)
"I'm gonna give you kind of like, that area, because you're nurturing when like I'm sick."
L:
"I'm nurturing, but I'm not guiding."
O:
"If I felt a project or website contributed significantly to the BDSM community as a whole, I would be willing to make significant financial donations to it."
"Why? There's like… children starving in the world. You're gonna… donate to BDSM?" (smug grin)
YOU HAVE A PATREON, DUDE."I feel the need to serve my partner and treat them with the highest respect, adressing them as a superior."
"Respect, no. Superior, yes."
L:
"I sometimes respect you."
O:
"Yeah. [whispered]woooooow"
L:
"I always respect you, I just don't always act like it."
O: [ongoing whispered woooow]
L: (laughing)
"I always talk myself into trouble."
O:
"I like inflicting pain during ~~sex~~ making love and seeing the results of it (marks/bruises, makeup running by tears, etc.) afterwards."
"I like to be ~~sexually~~ degraded and humiliated by my partner(s) sometimes."
L: (grins and nods repeatedly)
O: (big grin)
"I need to change what I'm doing."
L: (giggles)
"No you don't."
O:
"Apparently I do."
L:
"You literally called me a f–[bleep] the other day so that's pretty like degrading."
O:
"We're really telling people this? Even for a paycheck, because I don't think people should know that I called you that."
L: (holds her head)
O:
"I enjoy playing a different age than what I technically am."
L:
"No."
O:
"[something I didn't understand] make me grossed out because I don't like adults acting like they're something else. Just be your age."
"I like to be completely in charge in the bedroom, and order my partner(s) around."
"I enjoy being verbally degraded or called humiliating names during ~~sex~~ making love."
L: (takes a long sip of her drink and looks at him in silence)
"I should've just brought tea to this video so I could sip tea the entire time."
O:
"Well actually you didn't bring anything. I brought that, and you just decided to make it yours."
L: (takes another sip)
O:
"Because you don't respect me."
"There is no reason why ~~sex~~ making love would have to happen in private spaces, isolated from the outside world."
"There's plenty of reasons."
L:
"There's a lot, yeah."
O:
"That's a yellow, right?"
L:
"Noooo."
O:
"Because we've done stuff in open spaces."
L:
"Yeah but it was in private–"
O:
"It was private property, but open."
L:
"Like I'm not gonna go and have ~~sex~~ out on the street."
O:
"I often behave in animalistic ways during ~~sex~~ making love (growling, howling, etc.)."
L:
"You have to answer that because [mumbling sorry but nothing important I guess]"
O:
"I'm gonna give you an orange for that one."
"In an ideal relationship, I should have no hard limits, my life should belong to my partner and they should decide what is good for me."
"Oh my god, that's–"
L:
"Fuck no."
O:
"It's very like honoring and it's humbling but also horribly abusive". ??????????
L:
"Yeah."
O:
"Yeah. It's like aww you wanna be my puppet! But at the same time, that's a little bit abusive."
(high pitched giggle)
L:
"I know what's good for me." (lol)
(returns his drink)
O:
"Yeah I need some for myself, that's why I got it, for myself."
"I like to ~~sexually~~ degrade and/or humiliate my partner(s) sometimes."
L:
"No."
O:
"Thanks. Appreciate that."
L:
"I would cry because it would made me feel bad. I know you would be like you'd be like, I'm not gonna do this anymore."
O:
"I would feel emasculated. I'm a small man, I need my ego inflated."
"I would like it when my partner is completely tied up during sex."
L:
"No."
O:
"Being treated with little or no respect during ~~sex~~ making love arouses me."
L:
"I feel like that's a grey area. Because I like, like, like kind of in the middle, like, yeah,"
O:
"Just to know that I still care about you."
L:
"Yeah."
O:
"I enjoy being kept as a pet: in a cage, eating out of a bowl, being petted/caressed, etc. Are you a furry?"
L: (laughs)
"No, that's petplay."
O:
"meow, meow"
L:
"Furries are different."
O:
(keeps meowing)
L:
"That's petplay."
O:
"So do you like that?"
L:
"Nooo?"
O:
"Talking back to one's dominant in a teasingly disobeying way, should be part of the sub's fun."
L:
(close up of nodding and grinning, then covers her face laughing)
"I've just been too nervous to do it all the time."
O:
"Yeah you wanna give me a little attitude?"
"I'd like to submit to my partner 24/7 and see serving them–
[takes a break to stare at Lainey as she takes his drink again] keep drinking. [bleep] I'd like to submit to my partner 24/7– you can have some. I'd like to submit to my partner 24/7 and I see serving them as my life purpose."
L:
"No."
O:
"A hard no on that one."
L: (laughing)
"How would
you know."
O:
"Because you like serving me in context but you have your own life."
L:
"Yeah. I got stuff to do."
O:
"Being in fear of what my partner is going to do to me physically, is arousing."
L: (pic related, making unsure hand motions)
O:
"I'll put yellow on that one."
L:
"No, I would say like green yellow." (hides face)
O:
"I enjoy dressing or behaving like a child–"
L:
"NO"
O:
"or engaging in child-appropriate activities such as coloring in a coloring book or going to a playground…?" (gagging closeup)
L:
"I like coloring, coloring books but not like, because I'm a little, just because I like coloring."
O:
"It's not a kid exclusive thing."
"I like to be totally helpless and at my partner's disposal, physically unable to resist what they do."
L:
"Yes and no."
O:
"I'm gonna–"
L:
"I would say this one or this one, it's just like not all the way, I get a little nervous."
O:
"It's no big deal when things I try turn out bad for me. It's part of the risk and it's a necessary part of discovering what works and what doesn't."
L: (laughs)
"Nope, it's always a big ~~fucking~~ deal."
O:
"Assuming I was single, I would like to join an existing couple's or polygroup's relationship for ~~sexual~~ physical and/or emotional purposes."
L: (ongoing nodding and smiling)
O:
"So if you were single, would you join a poly couple."
L: (still smiling and nodding)
"I would join two girls. I would not join any other kind of…"
O:
"Yeah, it would feel less equal going through that, whereas with three women,"
L:
"Yeah that'd be
lit."
(makes double peace signs/scissor gesture??)
"I'm out, bye!" (laughs)
O:
"I'm gonna give you a yellow on that one because it depends."
L:
"Yeah."
O:
"I enjoy verbally degrading my partner or calling them humiliating names during ~~sex~~ making love."
L: (shakes head)
O:
"I believe that there is a natural order of things, which dictates that men are dominant and women are submissive."
L:
"Well, no. And I'm not, like, either, so like, I can't really…"
O:
"I enjoy and take pride in being a good domestic servant for my partner, taking care of the household chores such as cooking, cleaning, etc."
Both: (laughing)
L:
"I do my best."
O:
"I'm gonna give you a yellow on that one."
L:
"I think I deserve a soft green."
O:
"I have a thing for large age differences in ~~sexual~~ encounters or relationships."
L: (rests her elbow on his shoulder and gives him a look)
O:
"But is that your thing?"
L:
"No."
O:
"Yeah. Because I feel like if I was like 24…"
L: (putting her arm around him)
"It just happened this way."
O:
"…you would be just as down."
L:
"If you were my age I'd be just as down. To f[bleep]
O:
"Yeah."
"I enjoy playing or acting like a pet animal (dog, cat, pony…). I'll give you an orange because
there's a collar."
L:
"And I had ears that time, remember?"
O:
"I'd like my partner(s) to submit to me 24/7 and I'm willing to take the responsibility that comes with it."
L:
"I mean that would be great. I would be like hey, you need to do the dishes. And you'd have to!"
O:
"I love seeing the fear in my partner's eyes when they know I'm going to inflict pain on them."
Both: (looking uncomfortable)
O:
"Let's just put yellow on that one."
L:
???? Didn't understand a thing at 7:28, if any other anon wants to fill it in
O:
"If part of my ~~sexual~~ physical desires are not fulfilled with my partner, I would want to see other people to fill the gaps."
"With a woman."
L:
"Yeah, but it's not like because you don't fulfill a desire."
O:
"Yeah, so let's give it an orange on this one."
"I find it adorable when my submissive acts or dresses childlike, or when they engage in– already cringing and vomiting on the inside so let's put a hard no."
"I would like to be completely tied up during ~~sex~~ making love."
L:
"I don't know about completely. If I didn't have my arms or my legs."
O:
"I would like to work myself on a new BDSM-related project and I have ideas for such project and that sounds creepy, creepy, creepy, creepy."
L:
"What's a BDSM project."
O:
"Okay, so it says you're 100% brat, 98% submissive, 98% degradee, 83% rope bunny, 82% masochist, 69% Primal (Prey), 59% slave, 53% vanilla,"
L:
"Aww man!"
O:
"44% non-monogamist,"
L: (laughing)
"44 percent…"
O:
"30% owner, 25% pet, that doesn't seem right"
L:
"Yeah, that's not right. What are my zeroes?"
O:
"You're 0% switch, 0% sadist, 0% dominant, 0% rigger,"
L: (laughing)
"I'm zero percent dominant. Sounds about right."
O:
"So I learned today…"
(Both talking over each other)
"You drank the majority of my drink. That's what I learned."
L:
"I did not!"
O:
"I learned that… you're in for some trouble. Mister."
L: (giggles)
O:
(shows off some bruises, one near his pit, claims he doesn't know where they came from, Lainey says they came from "the forest")
"Maybe… someone is hurting me. While I sleep."
L:
"You saw me, I'm zero percent sadist."
End of video.
TL;DR Lainey and Greg answer a detailed BDSM quiz, left out a lof of questions (compared to the link above), went in all kinky and came out looking like a middle-aged couple who spices things up by bringing home furry handcuffs or a dildo every other year. Lainey mentions her (lack of) gender again but only brings up women as a preferred gender, no mention of non-cisgender people. Bad SJW form, Lainey. Bad form. Lainey is all over the idea of being poly with other girls but it's
degrading to join a het couple.
No. 419756
>>419741Greg is such a hypocrite (I know, news at 11), considering he was all over Social Repose for his alleged crying fetish. And here both Greg and Taylor are a veritable font of degeneracy, including playacting at underage shit. The two of them are beyond disgusting.
Thanks for taking one for the team, Anon; I could barely stomach reading that, much less watching it.
No. 419788
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>>419739I think lainey would look best with longer hair but more of a dirty blonde, maybe extensions, but daddy greg gets a ptsd flashback at all the pretty blonde cheerleaders that rejected him in high school, so having a style that isn't ~alternative~ is a nono
sage for blog
No. 419789
>>419513I personally think attachment parenting is BS in general
kinda tinfoil but lainey using "attachment parenting" kinda worries me, after having already saw her pedophilic behavior and had a boob nazi stage, which boob nazi community is filled with pedophiles, I am worried about lainey and greg being around the kids
No. 419796
>>419789Her claiming to use attachment parenting is BS so don't worry.
But if you add in your personal opinions on stuff like attachment parenting, it's likely to provoke others too as well, and derails the thread. Pls don't.
No. 419800
>>419725Why does anyone of any age need to know about their sex life?
I swear they must force prisoners to watch this in North Korean camps. Fastest way to break a person down.
No. 419804
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someones going to mcmansion
No. 419809
>>419804It's been said already that we should ignore this person
They're desperate for attention
No. 419817
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>>419806>>419809Thats funny cause…
No. 419826
>>419804This tweet makes no fucking sense.
No Onion, if you're going to sperg out on Billie for smoking weed on NYE no one should get a free pass.
No. 419844
>>419841Fuck off and stop speaking for everyone here, I'm interested.
>>419842Thats typical of him, Remember shiloh and his forums? There was a huge backlash from his fanbase back in the day because he made her admin and she started banning people.
No. 419845
>>419844They told you to sage - which is what you're supposed to do if your post doesn't contribute anything
gingerbeck is not relevant in this thread - this has been said many times already
No. 419850
>>419840This has been known. Lurk more.
Also yeah she is irrelevant so far. Basically she can go fuck herself either way.
WHEN onion lures someone in, there will be zero sympathy and many people wishing the worst upon everyone involved. Stupid fucks.
No. 419853
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>>419850Sorry, can't pull out GUI info only keylogs. Beck is going to the Mansion and Lainey didn't know. You might not believe now, but let's see on the 16th .
No. 419854
>>419853okay "anon"
where did u get the screenshot,
why is the top cut off that says the names?
believable af anon
No. 419855
>>419853Is the discord chat that boring that all y'all can do is make up shit to try to convince this dying thread that greg is bringing in some useless ugly chick? Good for him. I hope he is. At least that'd be less dull than these shit self-posts.
She would already be there according to this "screenshot" where you happen to have it from lameo's pov! You "keylogged" lameo's phone?? wow believable! In which case the ugly chick can appear in a video with him today/tomorrow, so why would we care about some text message?
No. 419859
>>419853lol are you going to post actual proof instead of a screenshot of messages that could have been sent from anyone?
(your desperation is showing beck)
No. 419867
>>419817it's happening omg
>>419853i want to believe this is real but if this is another milkchan i'm going to lose my shit
>>419866since when has the basement ever been irrelevant? lurk moar newfag
No. 419871
>>419869>discord server full of underaged snowflakes>alt girls are insta modded and become the main focus of greases streams>discord mod suddenly talks about a plane tripyeah not fishy at all, it's not like greg doesn't have a history of flying out barley legal teens like billie and ayalla out to his mc mansion
stop derailing from the possible lead and fuck off if this is sarah or doormat lol
No. 419872
>>419871Not denying any of that. I'd just rather see some proof than a bunch of unsaged speculations and opinions.
And some screenshot of messages that's supposedly been taken from lainey's pov lol
No. 419873
>>419871 yes, greg has a history of this shit, but he also has a history of faking drama and lurking here (or getting others to lurk here for him)
the fact that he has a history of flying girls out to him is why some of the anons here don't care - because theres literally no sympathy for these girls, we already know exactly whats going to happen… it's old news basically.
the screenshot looks super fishy and weird, especially considering it looks like it came from lainey.. and its just dropped here, like where did u get it from?
if she's really going out there then we'll find out in a day or so..
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>>419868>shit always goes down at the end of a threadSpeaking of, someone cooking up a new thread?
No. 419920
>>419853This is a really shitty "screenshot". My 5c is that some of his tweens from the Discord did this. it looks fake as hell, but I hope lainey sees this and that it creates some drama.
I highly doubt they would fly someone out now, after cuddlegate and crushgate and vixgate.
No. 419923
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>>419785>her chin is so dominant, she probably drowns in the shower.LOL!
>>419771>I think we should stop calling her doormat.Can we call her shovel head?
No. 419925
>>419853Ehhh I'm not buying it. Also not sure why this was posted in reply to my post
>>419850 other than the fact it was the most recent before it.
Anyway…
Both blue text bubbles have the same odd pixel distortion slightly above the, er.. pointy part of the bubble? That seems really suspicious, by which I mean obviously fake.
Also the other person's chat bubbles all have the pointy wedge part, even in succession, which afaik isn't typical. There's also no timestamps?
Not to mention the complete lack of phone taskbar or any UI at all. Only extraneous thing is a blur along the top.
My guess is that it's fake and made up by someone who wants to rile us up, considering the negative connotation of some of these statements (would Lainey really say these things to a random chick lmao):
> why does he not tell me anything> was he gonna surprise you by bringing me home> i assumed he…And idk why the dates are underlined, but I also don't know about all phones (especially iphones) so… maybe that's a thing. But I know when people text me calendar things it shows up with an actual named attachment.
>>419865is this really happening
(accidentally replied to wrong post initally)
No. 419927
>>419788I dont think its a ptsd cheerleader flashback that makes Greg force Lainey to keep her hair short, he even made Shilo buzz cut her hair. Hes looking to live out his fantasy of fucking a twink boy, and this is the closest he can get.
Finding out he calls her "faggot" during sex only reinforces my theory he likes slim twink boys and enjoys sexually dominating them abusively.
No. 419931
>>419927It's very weird that he calls Taylor faggot. I think your spec is the only one that makes any sense. Unless it's him pandering to her bullshit "I'm a man" talk, which I suppose it could be.
I don't think Greg is that kind though, and I certainly think their relationship is pathological enough for it to be solely meant to degrade.
Those kids. Can you imagine the shitshow life they're going to have? Man, that's some depressing shit.
No. 419932
>>419877Maybe they think they can be better than billie and stick it out for a new car and paid schooling. They forgot hes too poor now. Or they think they will get youtube famous like billie. They forgot the part that billie actually had somewhat of a fandom before knowing greg and already had a youtube and had been friends with/dated other youtubers before gerg. It just grew some more with greg, and not that significantly. His impact is even less now because his channels are dead as fuck.
Idk what they expect. I doubt anyone is seriously envisioning a life-long relationship with them as the third wheel. People are real attention-whorey for any type of relevancy.
>>419930They also claimed they got the texts from "keylogs". Are people seriously believing this? Yes this anon person put a keylogger on lameo's phone and now can read all her text messages, and only showed this one? lol.
It feels like 1-2 people here (probably losers from his discord) who are trying to convince everyone this drama is real and telling others to fuck off. There have been many past more believable trolls. No one is believing shit until it actually happens.
No. 419937
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One thing I noticed about the "Is Onision My Daddy" video is that Greg (and Lainey to a lesser extent) are SO grossed out by the mere mention of daddy/daughter kinks, or age-play. There's one point where Greg is so disgusted he can't even finish reading the question about ageplay.
Have you ever seen religious leaders or politicians who rail against homosexuality or pedophilia. They make their church sermons or political platform revolve around their hatred for it… then a few years later we find out they were either sucking cock in some airport bathroom, or diddling their own kids or their parishioners kids at Jesus Camp.
The Footface & Onion doth protest too much, methinks.
No. 419938
>>419936And?
>>419853 doesn't look like
>>419936 either.
No. 419942
>>419938Hmm this one
>>419936 looks more like twitter and the pic is saved as twitter. It still looks kinda fake tho. Idk if the messages are real but I remember having seen that beckgirl post a really cringey song tribute to lainey in onion's discord which just seemed next level obsessive.
No. 419943
>>419939I dont get whats up with her jumping on this poly shit. Shes as monogamous as it gets and full of jealousy. Her reasoning for her being poly is she easily gets crushes on everyone! And so that must mean shes poly! Just like she decided she was lesbian because onion told her thinking girls are pretty makes you totally gay. Shes a weirdo. If she was in a relationship with two lesbians, she'd be the lost weirdo wanting to run back to her little onion boy to "dominate" her.
>>419936post real proof? Anyone can make this screenshot where half the shit is hidden. You happen to have lainey's messages in her point of view? And only bother to show these boring messages with ugly catfish wannabe girl? lol
No. 419946
>>419942>tfw beck is so obsessed with smegmaman and becoming the doormats only outside human contact, that she would selfpost hereThat's gingercucks twitter profile picture, I recognise it.
>inb4 Beck is so insane she stole lainey's phone to post caps on fucking lolcowI mean, considering how nuts you have to be to actively seek out Greg's attention… While they look fake at this point nothing surprises me, look how nuts Joy turned out. The whole mansion is surrounded only by looneys.
No. 419947
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>>419942Sorry for the samefag but pic related is a cap of her post to onion's discord server with the shitty song she made for plainey
https://m.soundcloud.com/rebecca-guertin-281113698/a-like-song-for-lainey-1 No. 419965
>>419936And what is this supposed to prove? You're obviously overcensoring a hell of a lot, and there aren't timestamps below the (2nd? why is pic etc censored at top) catfish's messages.
Also stop namefagging. Just makes you look like a newfag, which makes everything you say seem less believable, if that's even possible at this point.
But basically there is 0 reason to believe that isn't another generated/shooped pic. OH IT HAS HER TWITTER ICON IN IT SO OBVIOUSLY THAT MUST BE HER.
This isn't milk. ffs. why is this a thing that is even being discussed. If you don't understand why what you've showed is not being believed at all and is not even close to reliable evidence even taken at
face value, I sincerely doubt you should be using this site.
If things HAPPEN, then that will be interesting. But drop it for now because this is just pathetic.