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Lainybot's husband Onion boy/Onision gets triggered
because Sam won't admit she had feelings for him. Claims she tried to kiss him and wiggled in his lap.
Laineybot's onion accuses Sam of trying to swat his kid and wearing Lame's clothes without permission (he gave Sam permission).
Onion and Lame fake happiness. Onion attempts to sooth Lame's insecurity by calling females he brings into his home "hoes" and lovebombing her.
The Onions make a video about their toxic relationship and try to pretend it's not toxic, concluding with pained cuddling.
The Onions sell their BDSM collection of restraints because Greggle claims he is no longer into DDLG/BDSM anymore.
Lame gets triggered
and rages in a stream at/about Sam. Once again both Onions blame the other woman and attempt to convince people Grug is innocent.
The Onions go on a shopping spree with a "smol" budget of $300 and Complainy whines about her inability to fit into clothing.
Lame shows off hickey or collar marks as a symbol of her undying love with Onion boy.
Lamey admits that she is insecure because she is not feminine and her husband is attracted to more feminine females.
Onion brings up past exes and recently ex roommate for the millionth time. Also claims that a friendly parting email from Sam was her declaration of love for him. It wasn't, just his ego knocking.
Lame insists her and Onion are in a queer relationship, but Onion insists he is straight. They've been clashing over this for months and Onion even gets triggered
when Lame says they are in a gay relationship during their shopping spree.
Grease removes and blocks a patron for asking a question about Billie in the basement and how the Onions would hide that from their little ones. Onion is disgusted by the patron's concern for a child.
Onion removes two more patrons for disagreeing with him. One for talking to Sam and another for not laughing at his suicide joke.
Lame is the breadwinner/head of the household and is starting to put her foot down when it comes to Onion flying in girls. Doormat is becoming a door and closing Onion in his locked room of misery.
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Oh thank god, I didn't think you guys would find this. Wouldn't let me post it in last thread.
Damn, he's so fucking stupid. Like he makes a shitty joke about suicide and STILL manages to bring Shane into it, kek. A normal person would say, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you." And move on. Why does he get triggered
>you're talking to someone who had a gun to his head, I think I can joke about suicide.
He sounds like those idiots that say racist shit and claim they aren't racist because they have a POC as a friend. Such a fucking idiot.
Onion is a cyberflasher because talking about your genitals with children on the Internet is almost the same thing as going outside butt naked and opening a trench coat and flashing your peen. No one wants to see it and no one wants to hear about it. And 14 year olds definitely shouldn't be hearing about it. That's creepy as hell that he feels the need to get validation from CHILDREN. Oh, but guys, at least he doesn't call 8 year olds sexy and yell at the camera like SOME YOUTUBERS!!
How has this guy not been removed from the Internet yet?
I love the idea of Onision slowly sinking into oblivion until he's only known as Lainey's Husband with a problematic
past lmao. It'd suit him right AND piss him off. It's time for the final curtain, Greg.
I'd sage for no contribution, but alas.
>>492988>you're talking to someone who had a gun to his head, I think I can joke about suicide
I have nothing against dark humor or jokes like that in general, but if a fan of yours or even any other person who's present expresses that it hurts them you should have the fucking decency to stop immediately and apologize. This proves again what a cruel, heartless person and egomaniac he is. There is no empathy for anyone but on the other hand he loves to get pity for his own suicide thoughts in the past. It's like because HE came over suicidal thoughts and isn't affected by jokes about suicide everyone else should be cool with it too. He doesn't even try to understand other's feelings. I really hope his remaining fans wake up more quickly so he can eventually start a cult with the few sociopaths that kiss his ass no matter what he does.>>493007
Criticizing Lame is still a relatively new phenomenon. She used to be seen as this innocent angel or just a victim of onion for so long. Probably mainly due to onion defending and praising her and saying things like "lainey never did anything bad". I'm glad her shitty attitude shows more and more since she posts regularly. I've read so many times lately that people finally see what a person she is or that they cannot support her anymore.
>>492992>Sam… was creeped out when Gerg was talking to her about his penis size. >He told Sam that his "penis size is relative to his height"?. >Lol she is saying he had no business talking to a single girl about his penis size
THIS is fucking disgusting.
Nobody discusses their own penis size with any woman or girl unless they WANT
the female to either see and touch their penis eventually, or at the very least to have the female start to think about and imagine the male's penis.
Never have i heard a father, grandfather, uncle, cousin, brother, son, friend, coworker, boss, bosses voss, customer, client, doctor, anybody ever discussed their own penis size with me or anyone I know, or anything.
Talking about your own penis or its size to anyone who isn't your romantic/sexual significant other is disgusting.
Men only talk about their dicks with girls they wanna bang.
Greggory clearly doesn't understand or respect normal healthy boundaries in friendships, and especially in romantic relationships.
I'm so happy for Lainey, she has the man she went after at 16. Im so glad that Greg will never mentally grow from the moment him and Lamey met.
I can't wait for Greg to be as open and honest about himself with his own daughter when she is a young underdeveloped teen, because he's doing nothing wrong, right Lamey???????
And of course he does the thing where he repeats what the other person says in a dumb valley girl voice. He's so predictable. He always gets so triggered
when people dare voice different opinions to him, despite being so for BROOTAL HONESTUH
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Posting onion' s new rant. It's 3 parts.
Here’s the hook tube to Onion photoshopping Lame to look like a dude. https://hooktube.com/watch?v=coDONMLwMb8&feature=youtu.be
Lame is so dumb, the whole point of being non binary is to NOT BE BINARY. Yet she’s always leaning toward masculine pronouns and styles even though she looks absolutely nothing like a guy. Why would you ask your husband to photoshop you with a guy’s body? Is she deliberately trying to make him less attracted to her? If you have insecurity issues about your husband’s attraction towards you because you are aware he likes feminine women, why would you request this? I like how Onion didn’t even try to make Lame remotely attractive as a dude. It’s clear he’s trying to say “look, you’d be an ugly guy. so don’t be a guy.”
Saying you are non binary and trying to be a binary male makes being non binary pointless. Lame still won’t answer anyone’s question about whether or not breastfeeding bothers her dysphoria. If she hated breasts so much, she wouldn’t be planning on breast feeding her kids until they are nearly 8 years old.
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"Telling others they are not allowed tp tell jokes"
Nice lie there Grug. She said, multiple times, you can say any joke you want, just that she thinks suicide jokes arent cool and its nice to be considerate of people.
But most fans wont know this, since not even they watch his streams lol
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He's isolating himself more and more because he realizes that he has no one and nothing. He's gonna keep shedding his current followers until he has the perfect core group that will do as he says. He's like Charlie Manson without the charisma, who thinks he's as hot as Bundy. When Laney's Husband snaps, I hope he really crumbles.
I saw him too at that time and he climbed into the bathtub and shut himself in. then after she washed her hair he went back to the bathtub. I don't even know what to think about that. If he was in there the whole time that's sad because Onion was in there too and neither of them talked to him. I wonder what he thinks about his parents talking to a camera all of the time while he sits there quietly.
And yeah, Lamey has definitely started caring less and less whether or not T shows a bit in her videos. Both Onions used to be really serious about that and Grug still is, but Lame has been showing him more and more. It makes me think she doesn't actually have a problem with it and it's Grug who does. He should have thought about that before he pissed everyone on the Internet off. The kid doesn't deserve it, but honestly I don't think anyone would go after his kids. Especially not on here. But it irritates me when he trashes Youtubers who show their kids. Like that doesn't make them bad parents, they just aren't as worried because they aren't absolute cunts.
I think as T gets older, it'll be harder for Lame to hide him and she knows it so she's slowing allowing him to show sometimes.
samefag but another reason I think Lame doesn't care about showing T on camera is because her first video he showed up in "what I eat on a busy day." people were telling her that he was showing in the video and she acted like she cared and would edit it, but she never did, so he's still showing in that video. >>493081
I would like to believe that too, but honestly I don't think she is. because they are quick cuts like how she does in her clothing videos, etc. So I think they are ignoring him while he's in there. She didn't even notice that he was walking around behind her and closing the shower door.
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That's exactly what he's doing and it frightening tbh.
It’s sad because I know she doesn’t have to acknowledge him on camera or anything but she doesn’t have to show him to acknowledge him. Even just a “what do you think of mommy’s new hair?” Or a “Well ____ likes it!” Would be so cute and people would probably love it.
She’s definitely been mildly mentioning them lately though. Like she talked for a solid 10 or so minutes on younow last week about presents and shit to buy for kids because someone asked for advice on what to buy a two year old and shit.
I'm the anon you're replying to. It really makes it obvious that he has to retreat at this point. The public YouTube audience ignores him at best, and actively shits on him at worst. He is a laughing stock among respectable youtubers and has no real social media outreach or static fans to really appease to. I wonder if he realises that he's shooting Laney's children and himself in the foot by slowly cutting off the people who pay his bills.
Or maybe he's being spiteful. Laney is more popular and brings in more money, so why should HE put the effort in? Not to mention. He's been in a lot of Laney's videos and streams lately despite her audience hating it.
If Lame's husband was at least a tiny bit smart, he'd try to build some skills and do something with those. Show that he knows more than being a douche and impersonating a banana.
If he took a course in video editing, say, and start helping Lame with her content and with watching the kids, her fan base would be more accepting of him. Right now, it looks like he's leaching off her exposure /and/ leaving all the family responsibility to her.
When you’re so pathetic even your “haters” are giving you advice on how you could ever redeem yourself.
I feel like the only thing he could ever do to truly come back by himself and not be completely hated is to take a break. A long one. Get off the internet, focus on being a husband and a father and then later come back and apologise and show he’s a different person. And I’m not talking just a couple of weeks, he need to be GONE for a long while. But he’d never do that, it would be a defeat and his ego is too big. Plus it would require getting a real job in the mean time lmao
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Booted discorder's response to Greg sperg
A lot of this. I get bad oral herpes sores that are sometimes a little off my lip and on my face, I take everything in the world that I can for them; lysine and creams and prescription meds, but fuck, I’d never let anyone see me like that. I get way too nervous. Sometimes when they’re really bad I try to switch shifts at work to a less busier time, it freaks me out that much.
Meanwhile, Plain will do full up streams with that shit on her lips, it’s so nasty. Her whole anxiety/dysphoria thing is such bs to anyone who has either. The hickeys and choke marks are the same to me. I feel like she’s so smug but it’s always about nasty shit, lol. She shows them off the same way she does her gumball machine wedding ring. I’m really not into the mental picture I get thinking about how she got them. Brrr.
Personally, anons hope she has milk but I feel like they're tinfoiling because every
person Laney's husband talks to MUST HAVE LOADS OF MILK but never.. Ever.. Delivers.
It feels like we're just third wheels to Uncle's and Laney's husband's argument.
He's a lost cause. No amount of apology or grovelling at this point could right the wrongs. Narcissism runs through his veins>>493095
Uncle comes across as a pretty bright person. Why the hell would she ever be an Onion patreon. Hasn't he had 100000 red flags prior to the Sam incident that she would have questioned.
Some bright people are drawn to psycho freaks like a moth to a flame. Onion is a fascinating dumpster fire during his manic episodes. Not so interesting though during his boring down swings.
I could totally see a certain type of person wanting to get closer to greggles just out of pure curiosity.
As always, this is really bad manipulation, Gergles. He says something you can agree on - eg., how paying him doesn't mean you can walk all over him. Absolutely, agreed. Then he explodes into>but you aren't a true fan if you don't agree with everything
type of a narrative and he's going to use 30 sentences to say it. I'm sure it all makes sense in his mind, but to everyone even remotely emotionally stable and rational he comes across as completely unhinged. >>493095
Good on Uncle Tad for finally understanding what Gergle wants. Hopefully more of his paying fans see the same thing.
Some anons itt are talking about what Gergle could do as a comeback and I don't think there's one for him. It's pretty much over as far as his "career" goes and I'm not only typing this because I dislike him. There isn't a goddamn thing he could do to 'gain popularity' again or for people to generally view him in a more positive light.
Beat this horse while there's some parts of it left ( bring in more girls, bring on the milk ) and then he'll be forgotten or on an episode of Snapped.
It's quite relevant though as without uncle's gentle prodding onibot would never have become quite this paranoid over his patrons, she's broken him a tiny bit, let the paranoia rule his life because the "leakers" will still leak and gurg will become increasingly suspicious and more detached from reality until that one day he realises how he's been played so eloquently and by his own rules.
There was a single instance on stream yesterday when gurg asked who he was speaking to and somebody answered "it's me, lainey" I wish I could link that clip (on mobile sorry, I'll try to timestamp it), it was beautiful to see him so wrongfooted and slightly scared, why was he so worried in the moment?)
Insert Old man yells at cloud meme here.
Don't forget he said she couldn't get raped because of how many sexual partners she had when the whole consent rape issue came up when she first made the letter.
Anyone new reading, Yes, He actually said that women with a lot of past sexual partners are incapable of being raped. He also used to say that martial rape wasn't a thing and once you were married you were entitled to sex.
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He's one step ahead, his next video is lovebombing lainey guerilla style, he's bringing out the big guns.. Rember this lainey?? We're so in love.. Look lainey, here's a nostalgic video because of my love for youuuu..
bonus ugly onibot included.
I think that’s a great idea. I don’t want to see him snap in a literal sense, because there are two kids in the house. But I do think there’s obviously increased tension after both Sam’s visit, and with Lainey having a larger base than he does.
I can’t see how he’s not narc raging nonstop these days, shit’s been hectic. Sometimes I see his lovebombing as not only a way to keep Plain roped in tight, but also as a release valve/self control measure for his rage. Plain’s very doormat, so I’m sure he gets maximum narc return on his investment out of her. All it takes is a couple of tweets, a pickle burrito, and a nice hot shower.
Yep yep, that whole thing was just another example of how poorly he treats women. It is maddening to watch him sometimes. I get punch urges.
He lives his life as though he were a reality tv star on hiatus. He totally has that same compulsion to overshare every. thing, even stuff that’s normally no one’s business. He really is a massive cow. He’s not that much different from CWC when it comes to telling the world shit they shouldn’t know. His ego won’t allow him to comprehend that people would think he was so ridiculous.
Damn, why'd you have to do Tank Girl that way?
Plain is starting to look more and more like the transtrender/fakebois posted in that thread. Is she deliberately scrolling through for tips these days? Trying to ascend to King of the Fakebois? Her skin is so nasty too. Maybe it's because she filters the fuck out of her videos so that when you see her without the blur it's ten times worse but… yikes. Get a proper skincare routine and love yourself!
>>493090>turn a new leaf
I have a hard time believing Lainey's husband can do that without some sort therapy. One of the main issue he has is slighting people when he perceives to be wronged and even if he does manage to network YouTubers and have some collabs it'll mean nothing if he can't handle his need to "protect his false self". His worst enemy isn't YouTube or his "haters" it's himself lol. And we all know he's never gonna voluntarily choose to go into therapy and work out his issues, so he's fucked lol.
Fixing his YouTube career is a walk in the park in comparison to fixing his personal issues.
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lol i had to go look and you’re right. people are calling her out for shitty distracted driving, pretending to be broke, selling her fans gifts on posh mark, and exposing her underage viewers to ‘hickeys.’ there’s also the usual drabble of 11 year olds telling her the h8rs are just jelly and seeing the way they type amongst all the other commentary is just so telling how immature the fan base is. like it’s kind of pathetic (for her) that literal children are defending her. although i guess that’s her thing, ie Sarah. last time
i looked at the comments in her videos (around billiegate) most of the comments were asslicking; so this is kind of satisfying. also this comment made me laugh a little
too hard sorry
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This is from Lainey's "how to make a face mask" video. She's always gotten these and this isn't even as bad as they've been. This one was recent though.
Wut? I responded to an anon who said she was embarrassed by cold sores, my son suffers with them, I was pointing out that it's not the end of the world.
In other news, there's an interview up on rsn thread with rag Reynolds and sam, it's cringy but sam states in it that she'll only release info on the onions for money.. sam sam is truly after her 15mins of efame
i’m not surprised, considering she did claim to be poor
but all this does for her is make her look suspicious and make Lainey’s claims of “just wanting attention and 15 mins of fame” look about right.
ugh gdi sam
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Shameless self promo …
Like when she got death threats and stuff, I bet Greg really drove it home and made her paranoid as fuck about it.
Makes you wonder if she is so sad she isn’t “allowed” to show them at all.
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This is an imageboard, Provide proof?
Then again I was there and she never said that. Really gets my noggin joggin
Uhm are you talking about ragreynolds reading the convo between RSN and Sam? RSN was asking Sam to edit her own stream and then give him the clips. Sam said to do it himself and she isn't gonna do work for him for free (Sam isn't his assistant that she is gonna edit clips for him for free labor especially her own stream lol). RSN said he is giving her promotion LOL. I don't think she meant that she would give him info if he paid her…
RSN is a lazy piece of shit. If he was so desperate for the "milk" on Gurg he could just watch the stream…Sam said a lot about the drama with the onions and I sure didn't pay her for that info. It's already has been proven that this bum steals his "content" from this site and the blargh…also makes Sam and Maxie edit video clips for him. The loser can't even do his own job.>>493221
Lol my bad anon, I apologize for the mistake! Yeah they also got super defensive over Lames herpes LOL.
That’s probably Masked Babe promoting herself on here, kek. >>493142
Unless it has something specific we should know about the Onions in it, there’s no point in posting it.
Her fans feed into this shit. They kept saying she was k-pop boi. And Sarah too.
And then she told some story about how she and Sarah saw the cover of some k-pop album and how she looked EXACTLY like the guy on the cover. It was grade A fucking cringe, fam.
Uncle, ILY. Thank you for enduring far more of Lame’s husband than anyone should ever have to. Too bad the ride is over. >>493207
Come on, you really think any of us believe this?
In any case, IF she ever said that, I would take that as a total joke, tbh.
Greg makes her emails a Patreon tier and she jokingly fires back that she’s going to charge for things regarding him out of spite and irony. I would anyway if I was her. But I guess she has to walk a tightrope since a lot of Onion’s Patreons like to frequent this thread and post delusional shit here.
Also she thinks the manic pixie girl look can still work with short butch looking hair like that. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for a really cute pixie cut! But Onision is not into masculine presenting females. The only reason he liked colored hair in the first place is when it’s on alt, baby faced, young girls. It goes with the whole manic pixie dream girl fantasy. Lame does it entirely wrong. She doesn’t look ethereal or like some mermaid, she doesn’t look like a sexy rule breaker. She just looks like the can I speak to your manager, cool-mom try hard. Here’s the thing though, I actually think she could be really pretty by just thinning the brows to her natural shape when she fills them in, growing out her hair and going blonde, better skin care and chapstick. She’s got great eye color and nice lashes and cute freckles. But it’s all wasted on her
I’d say this was nit picking or beating a dead horse, but the girl literally PAID MONEY to bleach her hair and then dyed it blue again. So I’d say it’s all pretty relevant and fits in the greater scheme of how and why she is repelling Onionhusband
Auctioning off your engagement/wedding ring from the person you're still married to is weird enough.
The person buying it would spend likely hundreds of dollars on a $50 buck ring… used no less… to pay for a new ring to the person.. THAT YOU'RE STILL FUCKING MARRIED TO!? Screams of a healthy relationship /s. Fuck allayou at the grease mansion, y'all a 50c knockoff of a real person (name one, no one wants to fucking be these pieces of shite, poor pinnochio wanted to be a real boy and you got this trender being like "imma boy paps" but she just acting like special needs Ben stiller from tropic thunder). I just hope selling your engagement ring while married is some seriously bad juu juu and the "sacrifice" follows with a surplus of milk from the gods coz fuck you.
Only relevant to thread as it's been discussed up thread. Should've stayed in snow. Tried to post last night but was banned for baiting. The ban requested proof so here the proof.>>493207
you don't have to be an "onistan" to follow a shitshow, I would imagine a number of anons do the same, lolcow is about documenting and discussing cows without personal bias, it's not a "hate site" it's an image board.>>493219>>493218
clip was still processing last night, context as ever is relevent and it's open to interpretation. She was also Rags no1 fan on stream.. younow bars are quite expensive… I though she was destitute.
inb4 free spin - no "free" spin gives more than 50 bars.
Full (now)baleeted stream is in /snow.
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Not sure if it will assuage the guilt you feel for her, but she spent all that time at the hairdresser to come home and bitch about her on YouNow. She kept saying that she basically thought the woman didn't do a good job and did the processing wrong. And then she uploads the video and you can see the change in her attitude. Like, fine, bitch about your hairdresser to your friends in private. But she has a few hundred people watching her daily and gets 10k+ views each video. She should think twice about who she talks about and how she's talks about them.
Also, I can't imagine she actually gets all of these people to sign releases to be in her videos. She's up to around 35k on that vid and she has a lot of strangers in the background. I wonder if her hairdresser knew she'd be uploaded to YouTube, aka, Lainey's job where she profits from talking about practically nothing.
Also, I thought this was a little amusing. She's happy and smiley prior to the actual processing. She says a lot of optimistic stuff but you can tell she's super unhappy with how it's going after it washes out. She goes from smiley and talkative to stone faced. It's kind of relatable - been there, but with the space prince, I can't help but kek when the smugness disappears. She's vain AF.
Uncle was a patron/discorder who proved to be the antethsis of most sycophantic grug fans, she commanded a lot of grug's attention during streams to the dismay of his "core patrons" she was booted after a smear campaign by the patrons who believe they're grug's bff's. Onioncord is terribly cliquey and off putting to most, along with his "new" sooper speshal sekrit club his patreon is turning into mean girls but without the irony. He's currently love - bombing those remaining despite a few vocally pulling their pledges.
Sam I don't follow, I can't sit through hours of greg driven opportunistic streams, if girls got milk either spill or shut up, no disrespect to those who like her, I'm just too old for that will she/won't she baiting.
Edit- Can't link ss for some reason?
Is Uncle am actual fan or someone paying for 'milk' because there's been a few of her before. I wouldn't say Uncle is why Greg is being paranoid I mean temp use to be full of people saying they were on his discord and people don't seem to understand he lurks here and temp.
And if she is a fan why are people trying to help her get back to being able to pay him? He's a wanker, she's got a lucky break seeing what a waste of money he was. Honestly it baffles me that anyone against his 'fans' (like Sam) must be an onionstan. I feel like this website would be the last place a fan of his goes.
>>493274>Edit- Can't link ss for some reason?
make sure it’s png or jpg. >>493257
Lmao, for Lame to be able to auction off that ring and give some money to charity plus buy a new one that ring would have to be actually worth money. I highly doubt her husband said that. They are both greedy ass people, I don’t see either of them giving anything to charity. And Lame definitely wouldn’t sell her ring and think about giving some of the money to charity. She’d want to use that money on her own bullshit.
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Lainey is very dumb. You are really dumb. For real.
If you are going to fade your blue, you know its not easy and takes repeated bleachings/fadings.
If Complainey was just fucking patient, she could just cut the color out.
Shes stupid though.
The best solution would have been to permanently bleach the hair, and afterwards apply Manic Panic hair colors, so that slowly the colors can wash out, and she could have better control with her hair color.
But lets face it, no one here cares about Lamey, at least not the same way we used to at the begining, and the same goes for Greg.
An aging nagging wife who can't cook or clean and saddled with 2 tiny burdens and herpy lips is not desirable to anybody, especially her own husband.
Happiness is the best beautifier and life motivator. Kindness is the best elixer of life. Humbleness is the cherry on top.
But Foot and Grease are way too nasty and vile to ever be beautiful like that, from the inside. Thats why they spend so much to try to make their outsides look different and "better" than they are. But people can see through that eventually, and the Onions $$$$$ is running out fast!!!!! Such joy.
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>>493256>>493257>she said Greg told her she should auction it off and give some of the earnings to charity
Ha ha ha ha ha oh my god
Sounds like Greggy cakes is worried about taxes for 2017, and he wants to get tax credit for charitable donations. Greg should auction off his
stuff first if they are that deep in the hole.
>and use the rest to buy a new ring but she said she felt really weird doing it and didn’t really want to
Lainey knows that cheap thing (the ring not onision) won't fetch a high enough price to have enough left over to get a newer nicer ring. However, if she did auction off the ring and get a new one, that would make it ring #3 for her.
Aren't like engagement rings really so special because its the one ring you can't replace, because it signifies something so precious that you cannot buy those memories again???
Guess those things ain't important to Grunk like they are to Lamp the Plant.
Chill out ugly, as the majority of her hair was lifted most competent hairdressers would have went ahead and tried to process the stubborn ends for a client if it was their wish to get rid of the blue. >>493279
What does this even mean? Anon this isn't temp could you post context to your useless comments? >>493285
Honestly i last about three minutes in that video he could barely read a sentence. Does anyone have the screen shots of what he was reading?
Oh wait I think anon meant the self posting by fatbec etc shows that onion fans do post here.
Yet they only appear to do that when they're releasing milk on others. Anyway, check RSN YouTube comments and you'll see majority of commenters there think Sam is just trying to get efame too.
Samefag. By the way, that photo is dated 11th march >>493282
so is today possibly their engagement anniversary and therefore another special day her husband doesn't care about?
She had such a babyface there. A 26 year old willing to marry someone who looks like 15 is just so wrong
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oh god this tweet is from 2013. she's been doing this weird DDlg thing for at least 5 years now. gross.
Is there any hints of Onion being into it prior to getting with Lainey? If not it's definitely creepy that as soon as she had a child she decided she wanted to fetishize infancy and become his "little girl"
2013 puts it starting around when Troy was born so pretty much she had a kid and decided she wanted just as much attention as their baby was getting, then when closet was born amped it up tenfold
as far as i can tell he's only ever used it since being with lainey, so yeah, pretty sure that they started using it around then. lainey having been abused as a child makes it even more skeevy.
looking back at older tweets. they messaged each other in february 2012, met up in late 2012 and then got married. by august of 2013 she's already about to give birth to troy… it's no stretch of the imagination that he got her pregnant and then married her.
really becomes more sinister when you consider the adrienne letter. how he insisted on having sex with her with NO protection, and then promising to marry her and force her to have the child if she winds up pregnant. that's most likely what happened to lainey.
Sorry if this is old news but I noticed a business email in the latest beautybot video's description and looked around and found some private/old accounts?https://twitter.com/xxuirehttps://www.pinterest.com/xxuire/
They don't seem to be very active and i'm sure they're not being actively hidden since lainey still uses that email.
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Okay, I have watched this autistic fat fuck for 15 minutes now. All he has done is whine about how Real News are not real news, reading screenshots we have all seen, and taking long pauses for wheezing.
This dude should just stop streaming and do productive things with his life, like cashing in by becoming a Rich Evans impersonator.
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Wait to continue, why has Rag Reynolds commented on it the moment it was uploaded? Rag, get your fat ass out of here.
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What I find interesting, is Sam acted exactly the way onion acted with Vix. When it suited his narrative, onion insisted that despite all other suggestive comments, his calling vix a friend surely means he didn't view her in a romantic light. However, when Sam acts interested in Greg but also calls him a friend, the friend comment doesn't negate her other suggestive comments.
So which is it Greg?
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>>493322>Upload Date (YYYY/MM/DD): 2018-03-11>Upload Time (UTC): 02:27:14
It's 27 past now and the comment updated to 19 hours ago. Rag I know this is you here, since you fucking posted your comment the exact same time as the video was posted.
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When the girl Plain is lusting after is friends with both Jaclyn Glenn and Eugenia Cooney. Oops, not gonna happen Plain.
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Not sure if this is even interesting but I found Lainey's salon.
Gene Juarez Salon. Funny that I always thought she just went to the JC Penny in-store salon kekhttps://www.genejuarez.com/locations/south-hill/
RE-upload of Did Onision Help You With Your Body Image.
I don't think he's released it publicly as of yet. It almost sounds like you gotta pass his rating before you can be considered for the cult of Sicesca.
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Lainey's (Taylor Avaroe's) Review of the place.
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Lainey's other google reviews.
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Salon's price list- $100+ just for the bleaching without the color she put over the top
Her writing style gives me the vibe that she's not as helpless/dependent/naive/immature as she and greg like to portray.
If people actual thought she was competent she would have to take a lot more responsibility.
I watched it and it was too emotional and too little referenced to my taste… Would have liked some more "proof" like screen caps in there to make it more convincing tbh.
I love the avatar tho. :)
yeah it's how i imagine she would be like all the time if she didn't develop chronic smallbeanitus …
Kind of made me sad too reading the review for the photographer, she seemed so excited over the photos of her baby and made her seem … human …
Omg amen anon lol.
Lemeys reviews are a much nicer read that tiny peen grunkles beaver deathe creek.
We've had tons of self posters lol. Usually anyone posting some random's video on the Onions is self posting. The rest of us see these videos in our recommended feed on Youtube and either watch or ignore them there.
Namely The Josh Show, JoySparkles, TallVideos, RealStreamNews, The Blargh, and so on.
It's all good, it's a simple misunderstanding friend.>>493362
& that doesn't explain the whole "I think he had a crush on me in October" or whatever the female sound clip said during the test stream.
I posted the video. I can assure you that I'm not ragreynolds.
The video isn't monetized and they never will be.
??? I'm not a Lainey-Asslicker, but I'm hella tired of people saying "If she doesn't have anxiety, she wouldn't…" Y'all, anxiety surfaces differently for different people. Anxiety isn't a special snowflake badge, anybody can have it– even special snowflakes.
I get milk's dry at the moment, but do we really gotta nitpick this nonsense
you are definitely a lainey-asslicker. if you are easily triggered
, get off of this site.
In other news, Lainey's husband posted a video of their wedding photos and he said they actually got married many many months before their wedding ceremony. When exactly did they have that ceremony again?
I'm not one of the anons that has been questioning Lainey's condition but the thread is dry so.. .
Anxiety is a naturally occurring human condition. The evolutionary benefit of anxiety is that worrying about danger forces people to take fewer risks, seek safety, and focus on doing things well.
Everyone experiences anxiety, which is why every Brittany and Becky think they're suffering from a disorder when in fact they're having perfectly average thoughts and reactions to situations.
An anxiety disorder is chronic and debilitating in ways that affect the sufferer's every day life severely. Their ability to function in society.
I think Lainey could have Basic Bitch™ anxiety and thinks it's more serious than it actually is. Then again she could have a very real mental health issue stemming from the fact that she and Onion have insulated and isolated themselves from society for 6 years.
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It's still not a good look, but I like her so much better without those wings. I also don't think this is a 'natural look'.
He reading messages that RSN forwarded to him regarding the sam n onion facade
It opens with this: sam is responding to rsn via text, the first message rag reads out is from rsn:>OMG are you really this clueless, it's promoting you, why wouldn't you want 15,000 people to see your streams? You have like 48 so far it should be a no brainer.
This is sam's reply again via text:>I'm not going to hand you content for free.
Sam joins the stream at 01:19, there is literally nothing of interest after that point, I only mentioned it because of the opening sentence. It seemed odd, as stated >>493262
context is as ever open to interpretation, I presented the fact as it was presented to me, no bias just ad verbatim. Apologies to anons who were unhappy with my wording.
this look is all over the place.
>middle school tier smudged eyeliner>(an attempt at) instathot brows>random choice of lipstick color
"natural" makeup is what it sounds - it's supposed to look like you're wearing little to no makeup (even if you are, indeed, wearing a lot). Lainey has confused natural makeup for "less makeup than I usually glop on".
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she has so many video ideas tho
>>493393>She's like a Lame 2.0.
and now you see why greg lost his shit over her.
in any case i'm glad we're all moving on from her. nothing about her was entertaining enough to focus on this much for this long outside of onion drama. right now though i'm interested in what appears to be the slow downfall of onion and lame's marriage.
Lainey's husband's new video with the wedding photos:https://hooktube.com/chWgjxp0Ovo
At 4:58 he uses the wrong pronouns, someone on youtube pointed it out
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Samefagging here for a few things. They are both almost the same height in this. She does wear wedge sandals but he's wearing man heels too so that doesn't add much height.
He mentioned that his sister has a yt channel now (1:15).
He called himself a caveman at 2:33.
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Lining your waterline does that.
I missed a ton of her stream today, but from what I can see she's talking about auctioning off her old ring? (Someone else can elaborate, I don't know all the details here) even though some of us speculated that she wouldn't want to do that because she usually cares about sentimental things.
She is still denying the filter is a blur filter, despite anyone with eyes being able to confirm she's full of shit.
Fans tell her that she should shave her head almost every stream now, and she claims that she won't do it because she thinks that people will claim that Greg forced her to do it. (???) She also thinks people would really give her shit over it and that she wouldn't look good.
Seems she STILL hasn't gotten an appointment with her doctor as she ignored questions about it.
She talked a really long time about breastfeeding.
She peaked around #5 maybe but hung out at #8. She doesn't pull the viewers in that she used to.
A lot of people are starting to get the feeling something is going on in the Onion house again because of how both Greg and Lainey have been acting in streams.
honestly, the ring thing isn't a big deal because she's clearly allergic to it or it's cheap as fuck so if they replace it then oh well. It's just funny because there's no way Lame is going to be able to auction that thing and get enough money for charity + a new ring. She won't even be able to buy a good ring with the money she gets from selling that one. she'll just get another ring with the same problem.
The shaving her head thing, I don't think it's because she gives a shit what people on the Internet will think, but she's afraid of what her husband will think. And the fact that she's even saying she's afraid people will claim that her husband forced her to do it means she's acknowledged that he made his ex girlfriend shave her head.
>A lot of people are starting to get the feeling something is going on in the Onion house again because of how both Greg and Lainey have been acting in streams.
How have they been acting? Actually curious because I don't watch their streams unless someone says there's milk. I know Lame has been acting pretty depressed in some of them, but Grug seems to be the same asshole he's always been plus the constant lovebombing Lamey. I do get why people think something is going on in the Onion house though, because I do too. Especially since they've both been missing streams and showing up late even though they used to stream every single day.
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crucify me if this has already been shared but I checked the previous threads and didn't see it…
>>493425>people who don’t stink don’t have to wear deodorant
People who don’t do any type of physical activity to sweat don’t have to wear deodorant. Also, if he didn’t stink why did Lainey say he takes like 5 showers a day? He sounds like a fucking moron. Sweat is normal, BO is normal. He sounds like a girl claiming he doesn’t fart.
I cringed hard at the diehard onionstan that got super triggered
at the beginning of the video because people said Lainey’s husband smells like beer. Grug wasn’t even offended by this and that girl got super defensive.
It did get me wondering last night whether the reason Lainey's husband is trying to get her to sell the ring is because he saw how well Jacqueline Glenns (?) ring from her ex was selling on eBay. Or has too much time past for him to be riding that coat tail? I've lost track of everything recently.
The "charity part" is probably just to attempt to make them look in a better light to their teenage fans, unless there is something to do with the tax fraud that could be made worse without it.
Says after poopbeck used his toilet, it stank for a week. Says it publicly to everyone on his stream. Someone says "poor beck", and he replies "WHADDAYAMEAN POOR BECK!?! It's my bathroom!". Like fucking Jesus Christ there is noone in his mind but himself, fucking ignoramus pig, fuck that shit (he makes my blood boil)>>493440
Usually when you donate to charity and get a receipt, you can claim that back come tax time,
or some percentage of it (not sure about different parts of the world).>>493440
Lol at "is it too late to ride the coattails", Greg has only a few cycles that he goes through regardless of whether or not its past it's prime or irrelevant, he's so out of touch that nothing like that even registers… of course he probably knows about selling the ring n wants to cash in (not that he'll get frickin anything for that costume piece)
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Sure… if "good things"=more lovebombing until Lainey's husband's cycle repeats.
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He is starting to block again on his Twatter even though he unblocked everyone when he was "leaving" the platform.
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Onibot posted this yesterday, if it works on lamey it'll work on patrons, gurg logik.
So does this mean him and Beck are still on bad terms since she criticized his writing kek. It could only smell for weeks if they didn't clean the bathroom. He never sees how he makes himself look.>>493429
If you take 4 steaming hot showers a day of course you don't get the time to start smelling. Now this makes me even more convinced he does have a smelling problem and people made fun of it in high school. He's so annoying. Everything that comes out of his mouth sounds like a 13 year old said it cause it's all just to push his ego and talk others down
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It reminds me of Kim Jong when Lame's husband claims he doesn't have BO. He also claimed that his shit doesn't stink because he's a vegetarian. The way he surrounds himself with people who don't question him, constantly putting down anyone who dare talk back, and claiming how better he is really makes me think he has never let go of his Sicesca dreams. Sadly patreon has got him closer to starting his cult.
I know she's paying at least one of them.
And she upped her pledge after he criticized her for trying to offer help with his "literary works". That was before the most recent time. I don't know if she's still monetarily supporting him directly.
I wonder why he hasn't kicked her from patreon/discord yet. Well we don't know if she's still participating, but we usually hear from it if he has a fallout with someone. He kicked people over less. She must have paid a lot, at least in the past.>>493456
She said she doesn't understand why people think she's silent cause she talks all the time in her streams. Kek. Don't want to post the link cause it's on rsn. Even her husband can be more self-deprecating when he's having a good day
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Self promo is against the rules, see Rule #5.
I think the only reason it's not as strictly enforced is because it's difficult to prove even when it's obvious.
I wasn’t posting my own content but if sharing videos like this clogged up the thread, please delete.
I didn’t know it was a rule, sorry!
I think aldii is fine and I think most anons appreciate her content since it's comedy and not yet another commentary video…? I hope her vids are still acceptable.
I've literally never heard of masked babe until a video of hers was posted and I have no intention of watching it especially since it did seem like selfpost. Commentary videos bore me because they're usually long af and don't tell us anything we don't already know. Plus understandably we're super wary of another Joy Sparkles.
She's been linked before in Moomoo's thread during her most recent drama. People were sending her milk to make a video about it.
I'm assuming that's probably what happened here as well. Beyond that though, I hadn't heard of her.
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>>493488>Oh that sounds…. fun…
Her reply on him explaining Twitch lolhttps://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=qR9r7P7JFDA
Wow, if I didn’t know anything aboit Lainey’s husband outside of this video, I would actually like him.
I get the idea he’s pretty damn jealous of his sister though, and she seems very competitive. He’s made remarks about her in the past.
If Onion wants to do something that “counts” like he said and that’s “make people laugh” he’s failing at that miserably. I guess “start a cult where they all worship me” didn’t fit here.
He’s damn close to pulling a Keith Richards, isn’t he?
Grade A quality humor there, Greg.
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grease face stuffed his pants again for his new speaks video.
Ah yes, the video in which he claims to shove a tampon in his ass.
No, I'm not kidding. Wish I was.
This shit.. I just don't get it.https://hooktube.com/watch?v=AiCKqeWdPH8&feature=youtu.be
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there are children watching this man
She's a level 4 atm.
Same as fatbecca.
Also lainey's husband seems to have forgotten he's writing a book, he should have released a chapter yesterday, maybe stephen king called and he want the massacred plagiarised plot of stand by me back..
Does he not understand how penises work?
He’s wearing baggy pants, it wouldn’t protrude that much unless he was erect, if he was really that ~hung~ you would be able to see more of an outline, not some weird cup-like bulge. Convinced he might actually lie about everything, he’s fucking weird.
What in the actual fuck?
What a *~*~feminist~*~*. So glad to have him as an “ally”.
I didn't watch it, but if Lamey's husband is being serious it just shows how much of an idiot he is and how bad he contradicts himself. Because in a stream he did where he was talking about anal with UNDERAGE patreons, one said they had anal sex and he shit on her and made a comment about treating her boyfriend's penis like shit or something. It was mentioned previously in last thread.
So if he has such a bad opinion on anal sex, why would he compare an asshole to a vagina. He's such a fucking idiot.
How is Lame not embarrassed by her husband doing this? That shit is not cute. He's been doing this ever since people made fun of him for having a nonexistent penis in one of his videos where he was wearing like tighty-whities. So now everytime he's getting in front of the camera when he's alone he stuffs. About to start calling him OniStuffs.
It's creepy because OniStuffs knows that the majority of his audience are underage girls, yet he continuously does this because he wants them to think he's packed. That's disgusting. Just like how some little girl was on his stream and talking to him about it. A normal adult man would say, "hey, you're a kid. let's change the subject." Instead he just laughed and blushed like a creep.
>>493533> BLEACH, DeathNote, Seven Deadly Sins…
Even his taste in anime is mediocre.>>493542
Thought that was a fake tattoo sleeve too. That shirt looks like something you'd see in the children's section at walmart.
I think he watches a lot of things on Netflix and this is why he's so far behind. I didn't know much about it (olderfag, but still) until recently because of that.
But for his "job" and his desperation to appeal to teens, he should really shell out some extra shekels for cable to keep up with the teens that still live under mom and dad's roof.
Tbh I think he's just one of those guys that sees women as family or fucktoys. He's like those edgy teen fucks that say all women should get raped but also likes to have his mom do his laundry.>>493524
I wonder when he'll realise that shane is just more likeable as a person and his success can't be replicated by somebody that lacks charisma and charm. I've never seen Shane's channel but he pops up in other youtuber vids all the time because they LIKE him - something Lainey's husband will never experience.
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Lames husband put out another 3 and a 1/2 pages.
Reaper's Creek - Chapter 7https://imgur.com/a/tFCuX
It makes me wonder if he really believes he has been abducted by aliens. I know he had mentioned that he believed him and Lainey may have been because they woke up with black marks on them.
3.5 pages? For one chapter. Lmao.
Not to mention one page in there definitely isn't one full page in Word, it's like 4-5 short-ass paragraphs. Less than 1k for ONE chapter.
Sorry for writerfag rant, but Lainey's husband clearly hasn't read ANY book or ebook in a long-ass time.
3.5 pages? For one chapter. Lmao.
Not to mention one page in there definitely isn't one full page in Word, it's like 4-5 short-ass paragraphs. Less than 1k for ONE chapter.
Sorry for writerfag rant, but Lainey's husband clearly hasn't read ANY book or ebook in a long-ass time.
Out of anyone on this planet, why the fuck would aliens choose to abduct you, Grease? Even in your narcissistic mind you must realize there are millions of other better physical, intellectual, and creative representations of humanity. NO ONE WANTS YOU, ESPECIALLY NOT ALIENS.
We all know the first person they're going for is Elon Musk's sweet ass.
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They wouldn't even need to probe him, they could just become a patron and learn all about the time he probed himself.
He probably forgot in print form they use both sides of the fucking page.
I'm surprised he doesn't use bigger font to make it seem longer than it is. That seems to be how he lives his entire life, actually lol…
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How she can still insist upon not using a vanity filter is beyond me. It's not like the filter makes her look any better yet she still insists upon using it and lying about using it.
Left image: What normal skin looks like with out blur. You see uneven natural tones
Right: Is how all her filters are even with bright light.
The thing is the filter may have a built in blur effect. Light can help flatten but it shouldn’t effect when she gets closer or further away as badly as her filter. She needs ultimately a better skin care routine to even the tones out and help her acne.
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What a terrible idea.
Now I kind of want to download Tinder only to find her profile.
Plain should just ditch the makeup and she'd be more of a manly looking man than her husband ever was.
I pity every girl that will fall for her bait.
Yeah, she wants to be seen as a cute twink gay boy, not a man.
She's a just woman that doesn’t know you can just be an androgynous woman.
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Onioncord being pre-warned NOT to trigger gronk on stream/ever.. Remember that whole video about free speech and not censoring anymore?? The most honest choober strikes(out) again.
Like to adventure and party
More like young girls willing to be locked up in a dirty mansion 24/7, babysitting two small children who have no coping skills outside of physical assault, and including a large cereal bar as breakfest,lunch and dinner (with optional bean burrito substitutes)
Am I missing something here though? She added her gender as male looking for female's, wouldn't that mess up the match algorithm?
If I could sage for cluelessness I would.
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how much longer until cave man greg's eyebrows slide right off his greasy pizza face?
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Holy fuck, he looks like an ape.
Man needs some muscle relaxers in his forehead, that’s unsettling
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She didn't blend a spot on her chin good enough and bothered me through the entire video!! She just had a huge streak of concealer across it, if you're going to do makeup videos maybe do it correctly instead of relying on a blur filter to fix your fuck ups.
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Ah yes, everyone should listen to this guy's opinion on themselves because he's soo honest but also positive~
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That unironed shirt and unmade bed trigger
the fuck out of me
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how much would is this new perk? and how much would be “TOO MUCH” for his patrons to think just a little “this guy is getting ridiculous”
LOL, on her you now Lames was complaining how Sam never made her bed or picked up after herself and that made her so uncomfortable because it was disrespectful…Why is the bed unmade then. Lames can't even make her own bed, makes a mess in other rooms and can't even pick up after herself, her husband even complains she can't pickup after herself. Yet, if other people don't make their bed or pickup after themselves it triggers
Or is it like the beck issue, that the washroom stunk for a week after she left?…Did Lames not make Sams bed a month after she left?
Oh my fucking god, she's so fucking cringey. She thinks any woman would take her seriously while wearing fucking mascara? Even as a man she's a fucking joke,
THIS WOMAN HAS TWO KIDS, TWO KIDS!!!!!!!!!
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when you want to show off both your tesla and your peen size to your 14 year old fans
Honestly, I know this sounds weird but I want to go to their house to take care of their kids and house because they obviously aren't! They trigger
my OCD af
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Lames husband sold his Model X Tesla and got a Ram 1500 Truck. (between 27K - 34K new)
>Meanwhile this 20 year old wants to know whether or not they are fat and obviously she is in no way fat. All I'm doing is giving my honest opinion. People ask for it; I give it and if that helps people that's amazing, but to be blunt, this chicks stomach kinda looks like my stomach so if your fat, I'm fat and vice versa. Are you really calling yourself fat because if your calling yourself fat, you're calling me fat!
He must be blind to not see he has a pot belly going on.
>Meanwhile this person says I haven't really helped them. If anything I've made them hate themselves more. In this case, I encourage you to stop watching me. You see I have a right to express my opinions on my own channel and you have a right to not listen to my opinions. Like I could say, you saying this made me feel bad. Or even you saying that made me want to end my own life and I could blame you making me more sad on you. That wouldn't be fair would it because I chose to read what you posted on my site.
Nice turn around Grug, but following this logic, if he didn't want to be hurt by the answer then don't ask the question. Also let us not forget the case of Fat Becca, if you pay him enough he'll adjust his honest opinion. Thanks to Becca giving him all that money he's told her she isn't fat and is just curvy'.
>…And very dramatic. They said I made them hate themselves so much and they don't know why they are still alive, but they're saying they think it's because they're waiting for more Onision videos to come out. That is so confusing. I made you hate yourself but you won't end it because you're waiting for more videos of mine to come out that you say make you hate yourself (TOO MANY JUMP CUTS, KILL ME NOW). Listen, if my videos have a positive impact on you - watch them. If they don't, Stop. Unsubscribe from me, go away.
I don't know if he really wants people to unsubscribe. I get the feeling that now he's more interested in having unquestioning followers than his view count. I'm sure he knows his channel will never get such high views again but he can count on the suckers on his Pateon for money and to suck his e-dick.
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Someone drew his caveman face again. He gets mad whenever he is drawn ugly.
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If this is true this is disgusting behavior.. wonder if she will also tell them that she's a mother of two young children.
Is this a comment on her newest video?
I hope someone recorded her live stream today.
She's a fake transtrender there's no need to feel guilty anon.
Taylor is a sexually unsatisfied 24 year old mother of two who was groomed into a relationship with an older man in her mid teens. The older man has a micro cock and no respect for women, and no interest in sexually pleasuring them. He prefers them to be vaginally dry, per his own words
She hasn't had an orgasm in years, if ever. And her transtrender shit is her outlet
Essentially, what she’s done is public catfishing and video recording the evidence.
looks like “Landon” is going to be the subject of next week’s episode of Catfish. Can’t wait to see Max and Nev at Casa de Cebolla.
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in the comments of Lainey’s fake tinder video
now i cannot unsee
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but here’s exclusive video footage of Lainey taking care of T and C
Thanks, I'm glad someone else sees what I'm saying. I've been in a few house clean outs where mice are just running wild. Want to know this favorite place to next that I've seen??
Pile stuff of clothes, especially in the winter I'm betting. Makes em think back to Lainey's laundry room in her house tour video, or the piles she just stuffs into her kids toys no doubt. And all that food left around the house? There are probably mice everywhere in there, might explain why leelu is always barking and "being annoying",
Poor Troy is so conditioned not to talk he probably doesn't even mention it to mommy, that's assuming of course they aren't already aware of their problem. Plus they're supposedly vegetarian and against animal killing so they're not gonna be able to get rid of them unless they had a professional come in. Hopefully they do move out into a smaller *temporarily not fly infested/Fermin infested house. Maybe the kids could be in a semi clean environment for about a month
FYI: This is the same thing as further up in the thread, but has a little more to it at the end.
Just glad to see it on the Blargh because they seem to get more exposure.
He must be EXHAUSTING to be around.
I honestly don’t know how Lainey stands being around him 24/7.
what's really fucked up is she keeps reiterating that "everything on my profile is honest except that I don't work at Zumiez!!"
No mention in her profile that she:>Is not a biological male>Is married to a 32 year old man>has 2 biological children
those are the kind of things you kind of should put in your Tindr profile, if you're a normal person.
I truly think she believes since she’s showing her audience her doing all this that it’s not actually catfishing.
Lainey hun, if a straight female thinks she’s chatting with a single, cis, straight male with no children…. it is still catfishing
Samefag to add
It wouldn’t be a big deal if she wasn’t crushing on and seriously wanting to get to know these girls kek. She is so desperate for love she’ll get a fucking crush on everyone
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Wonder if they're supposed to list flies on the profile too, they're sort of a part of the package deal. But then again if she was honest about everything, no one would get involved (or at least people with common sense wouldn't).
She also seems exhausting to be around. Her only topics of conversation are her marital problems, how gay she is, how agender she is and she only talks about herself. No wonder all her friends get sick of her once they grow up.>>493816
Lol for real. She lied about her gender. Shes not a dude even in her own life. agenderisnt a guy. And leaving out you are married with kids is a big fucking deal. Don't drag some normal person on tinder into your bullshit drama where your husband will berate them if they dont wanna fuck him and leak their private info.
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Onionthreads always #1 for OC quality content
Uhm I don't think she put a diclaimer on her profile. She said if the girl replies to her messages then she was gonna tell her real name and that she doesn't work in zumies.
The whole stream she was contradicting herself saying how she is so "in love" with this girl and didn't want to fuck things up with the girl and then get unmatched yet it's only a social experiment and she isn't interested? Also when people commented that married people shouldn't be on tinder her excuse was her husband didn't care and that she was poly. Like wth why didn't she just say it's a "social experiment" then. Also asking her viewers "what would Landon say?" and saying that the girl liked her picture with her face so it isn't catfishing???????? Bitch you are not being open that you are married, have two children and saying that you are a WOMAN. Men have penis's not vaginas Lames. How delusional can someone be.
Make up your mind Lames you are either interested in the girl you are catfishing or it's a social experiment. People usually don't care to "fuck things up" if it's just and experiment. She is such shallow, dense idiot.
Also are you a Lame stan I've never seen someone care about her "gender pronouns" in the threads before. You also made it seem like she really wants doing anything bad to the young girl she is targeting for her husband…No one should excuse her behaviour.
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>this is what the new chapter opens with
>two fucking sentences as a "paragraph"
god how many "chapters" is this shit going to have
easily the most boring one yet too
zzzz muh alien looked at me too spooky
sleep in a bed suspended by chains with a furnace at my head and a washing machine below
I was in the stream too and you are sensationalising it something shocking. Landon was a joke made in the younow chat a while ago to be her alter ego, and she made the video with her fans in mind. I'm pretty sure this wasn't an organic Laineybot video idea, but another one decided by the fans. She mentioned in stream one of the girls was pretty, I think we are all use to Lain having girl crushes. She wasn't up for messaging them but the chat pushed her and she made a like goal. It was reached pretty quickly and the chat decided what 'Landon' pick up line should be.
It was one of the rare streams she was engaging with the audience. One account was derailing calling it catfashing and spamming so she actually put the disclaimer in the profile even though her fans in the chat said she shouldn't have to.
Any straight woman that comes across the Landon profile and doesn't understand that Lainey is a girl badly pretending to be a boy shouldn't be on Tinder. They will be in for a shock when they find out IRL boys lie on that app too.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
In addition to what other anons have already replied, I think it's fucked up that she's not using her real name/social media on the Tindr so her potential matches can't do a background check on her. She had very little luck on her "real" Tindr because one google search of Lainey would send almost any girl running for the hills.
She had to make a fake profile where the chicks can't do some recon.
I truly wonder what goes through a Lainey fan’s head when they think that visiting this site AND posting about her is a great idea.
We are not a fan site. In case you were still wondering.
Lainey is absolutely acting in a predatory way here. And delusional fans like you are the reason she continues to do this. Other people should not be catfished for your “entertainment”.
If Lainey was just experimenting, the disclaimer would have been there before. She only added it when pressured.
Let me guess, you think she was right for what she did to Billie, Maya and Sam too? They are just expendables for Queen Lainey to shit on for your enjoyment?
I hope she gets her “heart broken” by this crush because she needs a damn reality check. It’s not funny to drag strangers into your drama like this.
Yeah I'm not a fan, obviously sarcasm doesn't read well.>>493872
I wasn't the first anon, that's why I wrote > I too was in the stream
Learn to grammar.
Who are you talking to anon? I honestly don't think any farmer was under the impression that this is lainey's fan-club, and it's not a hate site, never has been, never will be. It's simply an image board where bored anons group together to laugh at those people who are too narcissistic to laugh at themselves, see.. We provide a service to those poor souls, we help them through life's troubles gently and patiently, with a kind word and a basket of cakes. Or we would if the people here weren't such irredeemable fame hungry eejits.
I miss sage rn.
If anyone posts on this site like this and they’re not a “fan” of Lainey’s, I’m shocked they’d make this many excuses for her behavior.
“Sensationalizing” Lainey’s behavior is a stretch, if you ask me.
But don’t take my word for it. The Blargh posted the stream and it was linked above.
It’s gross that Lainey is so devoid of personality and talent that she thinks that this was a good idea and played into the idea that it was for her fans.
you're really upset about your bullshitting.
You're making a mountain out of a molehill. Have you ever used Tinder? A lot of the people on it are only interested in flirting via the app. Chill out
Maybe people like you and Lames thinks it's cool to "hang out" in tinder as a married woman with two kids but most people aren't delusional like you guys. It's also not cool to pretend to be a single man. Sure it's obvious she is a woman but she still managed to get 15 matches pretending to me a man. So you are the one that needs to chill out.
Lames did the same thing with Billie and Maya, a relationship where it was exclusively between two people. Then her gross husband suddenly becomes a part of it? Instead of talking to her husband she manipulates the girls and tells them she isn't "comfortable" with them around her husband. Billie ignores lames she gets slandered by the both of them. Maya listens to Lames she too gets slandered by the both of them. It's obvious Lames doesn't want to be poly but does it to keep her greasey hisband interested. Poly obviously isn't for the two of them and they need to stop finding another underage girl.
If she wasn't interested in the girl why is she so afraid to fuck things up between the two of them? Why is she saying it's okay to be on tinder because she is poly? It's because she wants to bring in another girl! Please go back to writing ass licking comments on her videos as the anons here can see through your bullshit and defending Lames predatory behaviour.
Are a lot of people 23 year old mothers with two kids and a greasy 32 year old husband whose favorite pastimes include tying you up in the basement and berating you to his loyal asslickers for years later? Well anyway, the whole thing is a question of ethics but nothing the Onions do is ethical anyway. I think it’s disturbing and wrong for her to pretend to be male and simulataneously be actually interested in the girl she’s supposedly just pretending to go after as a supposed straight male.
I’m starting to think the Onions will have a never ending supply of impressionable young morons to reel in because there are people out there that think Lainrybis unironically doing nothing wrong.
And for the record, excusing Lamey’s behavior because people are there just to “flirt” is disgusting. We expect people to be predators online but it’s less obvious with someone like her.>>493889
Okay, but really now.
Lainey expresses actual interest in her because she’s “the cutest girl she’s ever seen”. So don’t tell me that if she actually became “interested” in Lainey that it would be a two way relationship. There’s no such thing as “Lainey’s girlfriend”, they share, whether the 3rd party realizes it at first or not.
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inb4 Landon is Lainey's first real attempt to see what it feels like to be a boy and is a stepping stone to her eventual transition, leaving her husband in a gay relationship
>mfw her husband is so toxic it made her legit mentally ill
She gave a girl compliments on stream and said she was out of her league. (Her insecurity is showing) Didn't want to message her and was waiting to see if she got messages/matches for the follow up video. (Self esteem issues, never messages first etc) Since the younow stream was so slow people commented to message the girl and she set a like goal. She then didn't have a clue what to write and she went with suggestions from chat. The girl never replied during the next 40 or so minutes. She said she'd update tonight if she got a reply.
She's got a disclaimer in her profile now so I doubt anyone will message her unless they're local and aware of her and Onion's youtube. A lot of matches and conversations on Tinder lead no where and fizzle out, I think some of you expect Lainey to have game. She is not charismatic lol
Just because she didn’t know what to say or it didn’t pan out doesn’t mean she’ll quit trying. She was also so worried about being rejected by this supposed all in fun, just for laughs match.
Legit disturbing that she’s engaging in double the manipulation here. Setting like goals to swindle people out of their money to manipulate a young girl into replying to her pretend fuckboi account. Phew, lads. That “psychology” degree is coming in handy after all.
No one thinks she "has game". Everyone thinks she's being manipulative and disgusting by her continued misrepresentation of her actual self living a hetero normative life with her husband and two children.
But lol people on tinder do that all the time so it's totes ok my dudes.
If you don’t see how transparent she is for panhandling through YouNow, I feel sorry for you. >>493909
I guess proof means just taking her word for it.
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be gone laimey stan
"I haven't talked to her, I don't have the courage."
"Remember last time where I said I'd message my crush if we hit a like goal?"
"IT'S OKAY BECAUSE IT'S MY FACE. She liked a picture of MY FACE."
"SO MANY PEOPLE DO THIS, but of course you're mad at me because it's me."
"I'm not actually trying to have a Tinder because I'm not looking for somebody."
"I don't want to say something to fuckboy to her because I actually think she's really cute."
"I hate talking to people, this is so fucking scary to me."
"I don't want her to unmatch! Like, fuck you!"
"I might be in love with her."
"I want her to actually like me and NOT Landon."
"It's my face, so am I really catfishing? The only difference is the name and that I work at Zumiez."
"I'm poly and my husband is cool with it. I'm only doing this for a video…"
Okay, but that's clear manipulation. All of it.
>>493927>taking the world's laziest woman's "word for it"
She's been saying she would get around to making a doctor's appointment for months.
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Gurgs been lurking
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And even then with all those filters and that carefully angled shot his face still scares away 800 followers. The ego this shrimp toast has is funny, because his literal face sends people running. >>493932
Dandruff ? If he truly showers 4 times a day that'd def dry out the hair and scalp.
lol he's highlighting his hair
gotta get those blonde streaks to match all the cool girls at school, huh onion boy?
Maybe he overloads his hair with product fresh out of the shower and that's why it constantly looks greasy.>>493929
He knows he has that heavy cavebrow going on lol. Why else would he get so triggered
by a lil nickname on a hater site.
Hes bleaching it
heard from the grape vine
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Let's all laugh together
He looks like a serial killer who's about to start his own cult and have his followers worship him as the second coming (yeah we know he does this already but now he looks the part kek)
HAHAH this looks terrible, holy fuck, gerg
they better be turning it red or something because holy balls does that look bad
ngl though it lifted nicely. looks terrible on him but for how dark his hair was, it lifted really nicely for one process
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Dear fucking god this is offensive to my eyes. Still confused as to how two poor parents of small children with three dogs can afford to have one professionally bleach their hair then dye it a colour, then the other a week later bleach their hair twice and put a dye over it aswell.
Lord have mercy this is truly a cursed image
They look like such a hideous couple what the FUCK
jk i take back the comment about the lifting. i thought it was a lot less brassy and lighter. that looks so bad. hasn't this fool bleached her hair enough to know to toss some wella into this? that looks so terrible. the red, irritated, blotchy skin certainly doesn't help the hair, either. lame looks even worse to me though somehow.>>493956
kek and he has legit bald spots. i can only hope the double lifting and toning + shitty haircair will result in quicker hair loss and breakage
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Partially the bright lights I’m sure but it’s fucking orange as heck
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Unfortunately yes. Biggest waste of a dollar considering it’s not even 24 hours early but it’s the first and last I spend on her haha
But seriously with you guys talking about mice and clothes lying around in the cold winter, doesn’t look like much has changed around there with this pile on the couch spilling out onto the floor
Holy fucking shit!
He’s snapped. He’s lost it. How unfortunate looking. Did he think blonde won’t look greasy? Well, it will dry his follicles out enough that maybe it will look temporarily less greasy.
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He'll probably dye it blue. Lainey will think it's so that he can match her, but really, he just wants to look even more culty
also something tells me their dishes are always piled up like that. gross.
That looks like Landons clothes explosion. Some people just like living in chaos because it's gotten comfortable to them. >>493973
I'd be curious to see an update too. My bet is like a 10% improvement at the most.
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I didn't think it was possible for him to look even worse but holy wow, he did it. His body looks so dumpy too. He should quit making videos rating how fuckable… er, how healthy
teenage girls are, and reevaluate his own situation.>>493948>>493948
She wants to transition to a “boy”. Eternally 15 years old, except a sharper jawline and deeper voice but no body hair. I think she is trying to say with all this transtrender stuff that she dun goofed and she wants to start over as a boy. Basically, she made her bed and has to lie in it, and this is her escape.
Basically she just wants to LARP as a boy for a while but I think when she starts getting older she will probably drop it.
If you’d wipe that stupid make up off your face, maybe you could have a chance. Jesus christ lameo, how are you dissapointed by this.
On a differnt note it triggers
me that she not only ~vapes~ essential oils, but she doesn’t even inhale. Literally wat is the point? She’s so cringey.
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The transformation is almost complete
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i know it’s in his character to never go outside or interact with other humans but Lainey’s husband could’ve atleast gone to get his hair done professionally like Lainey instead of frying his hair at home. Just because Shiloh bleached his hair once to dye it red doesn’t mean he instantly absorbed her skills.
Damn Taylor that haircut is just not flattering. Really aging. Even if she wanted to look masculine, this isn’t a boys haircut just because it’s short or blue. Just makes her look deflated. She’d actually look more masc if she had longer floppy hair like her husbands.
She claims to want to pass as a guy but honestly do you think she would be happy if one of the girls on tinder actually talked to her as a guy and she actually has someone confirm that she looks like a man? I don’t think so.
She doesn’t want to really be looked at as presenting as a man. She wants to be attractive to Greg as a woman while having something that makes her “more special”. Not feeling comfortable in your own skin because of self esteem does not translate to being trans and I think she has confused the two.
Oh she is definitely confused. I’m sure she feels extremely unhappy and insecure but “it can’t be because of Greg because all he does is love me and compliment me”
This is all tinfoil however, but it really fucks you up when your manipulative husband convinces you he’s not the reason why you feel so bad about yourself and you’re left thinking it must be you, it must be something else. She will never ever get resolution for the way she feels until she recognizes the problem as her husband
He looks like he belongs on /r/transpassing, seeing how his manboobs look like hormonally induced tiddies. >>494003
I'm surprised her skin is so dry, considering she presents herself as vegetarian. Plus she wouldn't need so much makeup if she drank more water.
IF LAINEY LOVED HIM SHE WOULD TELL HIM TO DYE THIS ASAP CAUSE HOLY SHIT THIS IS HIDEOUS
GREG I HATE YOU BUT EVEN YOU DONT DESERVE TO HAVE THIS HAIR
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Naw, it suits him. He's really starting to look like Simple Jack mixed with Carrot Top.
I hope he bleaches it 3 more times till the bald spots start to form, and the hair is completely the texture of straw.
(Picture : A rare gem of Lainey and Greg after their first rid)
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I forgot about how ass-blasted he by shane. Thanks for reminding me!
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soon he is going to really regret shitting all over the idea of going to the gym and lifting weights. he is reaching an age where his body isn't naturally producing as much testosterone so he needs to exercise in order to supplement the loss. he's become too accustomed to being a lazy soy boy and it's becoming very apparent in his physique.
greg will be the overbearing PTA mom his kids need in place of lainey.
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That brassy blonde. I can't believe it
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I thought about giving suggestions on fixing it, but then I realized it will be much funnier for him to look like a neon turd for a while.
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Totally Nailed it!
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we’re so happy!!! come over mystery blonde to flim beautybot videos!
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In this picture he looks like fucking David Spade I'm SCREAMING
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Cows frying their hair is funny. Lainey's husband failing to look like Lainey when she tries to be a twink is magic.
D'awe, Lame's husband's scalp was hurting from the bleach. He has skin issues, probably more than just rosacea, so of course his scalp would be more likely irritated. They should've done a skin sensitivity test. The bleach was only left on for a few minutes and didn't lift much. Now his roots are yellow and the rest orange. He desperately needs a blue toner for the orange ends, and then maybe a violet toner for the roots depending on how the blue toner turns out and looks with the rest.
His whole head is now shades of red: red tomato face and ginger hair. He looks like a fucking bobble-headed clown, and like the majority of clowns, he's still creepy and unfunny.
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Is lamey up the duff again? Why waste $20+ on pregnancy tests for no reason? So broke.. Oh well 20 patrons money well spent gurg. Imaginary Samgate baby will be loved n cherished, no bad memories there, nah..
God, she's probably actually trying for a third too right now. Probably hoping that she can play it off in a video like "oh my god!!! Totally NOT planned!! So shook!!" Plus then she gets the benefit of Greg being forced to be lovey Dovey with her for another 9 months on camera or he will get shit for being shitty to his pregnant spouse.
I think she's been purposely showing glimpses of Troy and cloey lately, maybe he plan is to become a family vlogger as soon as she can produce a positive pregnancy test.
The purple shampoo isn't going to help much unless he leaves it in for 10 minutes AT LEAST each application given his hair is just so orange. It'll help the roots the most because purple neutralizes yellow tones more than orange, unless she got him a violet shampoo that has a combo of both blue and purple.>>494073
Oh yeah, probably. Toner shampoo can be rough on the scalp, too. Since Doormat's husband takes 4 showers a day, I wonder if using the toner shampoo each time will cause more irritation. If he doesn't use it each time and HAS to wash his hair 4x a day, that purple shampoo isn't going to tone much and will just wash out more and more. Properly bleached and toned hair requires maintenance. I don't see this lasting. He's going to dye it dark again soon.
Not just Taylor though. Her husband needs to learn how to clean too, especially now that Taylor is the breadwinner. It seems like he expects her to look after the household by herself, on top of now making the majority of the family's money, while he sits around playing video games and fapping to hentai. I 100% believe Taylor's husband is even lazier than she is.
Remember the video of him sitting at his pool table as if it's a desk, and it's just piled with literal garbage?
You’re not supposed to wash your hair for at least two days before bleaching because the oils protect your scalp from the irritation. I’ve been bleaching my hair for 10 years and can’t handle bleaching on a freshly washed scalp so I’d imagine it was actually killing him if he does wash his hair for times a day. >>493979
Tinder doesn’t list someone’s sex on their profile so if someone is listed as bisexual and matched her they would probably just assume she was a lesbian.
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just a heads up T is blonde and C
has dark hair. He is most likely pushing his daughter out of frame.
I think that was probably one of the doggos, idk. I would cap but I’m on mobile
I am getting a lot of schendenfreud from seeing his fucked up brassy hair. Why’d he call Lainey a big fat cunt and leave it in? Like you’re not funny dude you’re a piece of shit. An even uglier piece of shit than usual lol. I live how in his infinite narc wisdom he didn’t go to a salon and just used some shittyeboxed dye cuz he knows everything. Anyone with even the smallest inkling if dying hair would know not to do that but onion thinks he knows everything. Lame even told him so but he wouldn’t listen. Haha perish
They could have just cut the clip out, it isn't like they were doing anything interesting that was worth keeping that clip for. He just held the kid down for the sake of holding them down.
It looks like C came up to hug Lainey's legs and neither of them acknowledged her.
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This video is really sad. They're clearly trying to replicate the Jenna and Julien's hair videos since they don't have an original bone in their bodies. But what they don't realise is Jenna and Julien actually have a great relationship. Julien spends the video complimenting Jenna's work and trying to entertain her through the boring task by making her laugh. It's a really sweet video.
These two, on the other hand, don't share more than a few words with each other. It's actually painful looking at their miserable faces and imagining what the video is like slowed down and without music. It would just be hours of awkward silence.
He keeps going on about how he's such a great actor but he can't even fake a smile in the presence for of his own wife for the duration of a few hours.
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Lainey's whipped husbando just sits there with this sour puss look on his face for the entire video, he only takes a little break to call her the Biggest Fattest Cunt. Accurate, but Lainey really needs to start laying down the law.
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"Why do they call me a caveman?"
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Pretty sure it was Caterpie. This is all I could ss on mobile though. Ngl I was more focused on lainey's stomach though..
Invisible sage for speculation.
I hope this isn’t too blog-posty, but when I watched this video it reminded me of growing up with my narcissist of a dad.
He would fuck something up and pout like this. Like, almost like he would try to lay the blame for his fuck up on someone else.
I get that feeling from this video. He begrudgingly asked Lainey for help when he realized he really messed up. Then he pouted like a toddler the entire video, arms crossed, scowling. You can see how defensive he acts, even though Lainey is helping him. The scowling face the entire time. Arms crossed, giving the silent treatment. It’s so familiar.
Anyway, he looked better from what I could see if they would have just left it alone. Or taken him to a salon to try to get a professional to tone it out. I bet Lainey thinks her salon fucked her hair up so she was convinced she could do a better job.
when you wish billie was doing your hair and not your space prince boyfriend
His hair is a mess. Were they trying to match with both having awful dyed hair
Lol, proof shes doing this on tinder?
excatly, stop reaching you sperg
Because of his manipulative words.
Like how people/patrons who relate to him are smart adults. And cheaters side with cheaters.
I never mentioned it, but his wording on that really stood out to me. I think it was on the patrein post for him "defending" himself aka insulting Billie, Adrienne (?), Shiloh, Shane, Sam et al
Okay so I worked at Sally’s so not an actual hair stylist but my manager was so I got a lot better training than a lot of other stores. But this video fucking TRIGGERED
she only got one pouch of hair dye and his hair was pretty thick she totally could hwv gotten two
quick blue is pretty fucking strong and if you’re putting it on the scalp you shouldn’t use higher than 20vol developer. It literally says that on the packet bc irritation (literally why he washed it out)
If she was going to use a 30 developer she should have gotten a sensitive scalp mixer
SHE DIDNT GET A FUCKING TONER
toning shampoo doesn’t fucking count that is only to help keep yellow out of already toned hair.
They dye she bought “just Incase” was a neutral base with no Ashe. So basically what she thought of “no crazy color” means there would be no blue in it to cancel all that red he pulled so his hair would be just as red but darker lol
His hair looks fucking tragic and I’m just picturing him furiously trying to get the blue out with shampoo
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I can’t it literally looks like he’s pouting
>tfw not waxing my schlong to anime titties
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looks like Troy is Grunks iPhone background…
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This is the first step to him having 'ironic' blue hair in a video. I'm calling it now. Maybe Greg was the real skinwalker all along… Buffalo Billie
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This is the top of a babies head, def not a dog you can see the forehead and everything
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Snippet, looks like C clinging Lames legs. Then the video cuts, maybe she was getting fussy and Gurg was reaching down to calm her. Then it cuts and Gurgs on his phone and Lame come back into the kitchen, probably after moving C out of the kitchen. I don't believe it's the dog either.
It's plain as day if you watch it on a larger screen, and with max brightness. It's way too high to be one of their dogs, and it doesn't move like a dog either. It's gotta be Clot or (tinfoil) the mystery 3rd ~lost child~
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Between his arm and lames leg
That hit me in the fucking feels. They don’t even look at her.
Tbh I think calling her a cunt/cock was actually not that bad in the context unless their kid was walking around.
The part where he seems sulky about her trying to hurt him stood out to me as creepy though. Did it to anyone else? That seemed more genuine if that’s possible with him.
After two pregnancies your abs/stomach is not as "in" as it was before. She probably sucks in her stomach all the time but in this video she forgot doing it (because it was long ).
Tbh I have the same problem, so I have to suck in my stomach all the time.
it's not like he's against saying cunt if you recall the video where he was going off on blaire, so it wouldn't surprise me.
he could've even said cuntdick, fuck idk.
pregnancy basically rips up your abs, so yeah. it's just lainey's post-baby pooch.>>494157
the way he fucking pushes her down is certainly like how you'd push a jumping dog away. if that's their 1 year old baby, that's fucked.
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I was rewatching regular show with my bf and there is an episode with a caveman named greg and all i could think about was onionboy lol
>me don't belong in modern world, me need lainey
We have seen how messy their floors are too.
I'm gonna pray for these children and hope by some miracle they grow up somewhat normal. >>494171
I guess we have to agree to disagree.
His over-jet of his jaw definitely makes him extra caveman here.
He has the genetics of an inbred.
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Leelu does have a tail. I remember seeing it in Laundry's dog bathing video specifically bc she didn't even bother to wash it with shampoo. I don't think the hairy creature in her husband's hair dying video is Leelu anyway, since I don't think she's that tall. Dachshunds have trouble standing up on their hind legs as it is, and Leelu is overweight which makes it even harder. That poor dog.
Not only is he doing girl products he's using the same ones that Shane did. Is he becoming a Shane skinwalker to match his Billie skinwalker wife?
The only dog the Lamebots have that could be that tall is completely white, so I agree that’s a baby’s head. And if it wasn’t, Lame’s husband would have just patted his leg or something so the dog would jump up because they show more affection and attention to their dogs than their kids. Plus her husband kept looking at the camera as if to make sure we couldn’t see anything in the view finder.
What bothers me is that their children are in the room with them while Lame’s husband insults her like that. What these idiots fail to realize is that children pay attention to these things, even at an early age and their kids are just going to start treating Lame the way her husband treats her. My sister in law’s son calls her a bitch because he listened to his father call her a bitch. He just turned 2. So the Lamebots kids will listen to this and start repeating UglyGrugly and insulting their mother as well.
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i know we always make fun of him for looking like carrot top but man did he dig his grave with this one
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This was her bug.bby instagram, now it is revamped as beautybot.
I'm confused as to why he's buying panty liners, overnight pads AND a pregnancy test.. is the space prince menstruating or not? Also I thought she said she had an IUD?
I wish I could sage, sry.
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The butthurt is real, kek.
wow Gerg, how pathetic.
But the dumb spaceprince Lame's gonna take this as another lovebomb
Someone previously said he’s going to make a “trying girl products” video
Can we stop the preg speculation? She has an IUD and unless we get more than just Greg buying a pregnancy test that’s most likely for a video than there’s nothing but weak tinfoil.
I thought Lame mentioned on Younow previously that she planned on getting her IUD removed? Something about it messing something up in her, I don't quite remember.
Don't know if she ever did remove it, but I'm pretty sure she mentioned that she planned on it.
Laineys husband thinks 10k a month is struggling/impossible to live on
You figure it out.
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My b. This pic made me think Leelu did not have a tail. Either way, I wish that I could free Leelu (#freelu) and take her on all the walksies so she has a happier and healthier life.
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I mean he was all like "I never sweat and thus never smell bad so I don't need deodorant!" and was proud of that, meaning he never does any actual work or workout to cause him to sweat. He's proud of sitting on his ass most of the day. No wonder he's having a dadbod now.
Makes me also think again on how he claimed his shit doesn't stink cause he is vegetarian. He is so full of shit (pun intended). I'm vegetarian over 10 years and you can guess it, shit is shit and will always stink. (sry for tmi but for science!)
He doesn't stink neither does his shit cause he is perfect guys! He really is like a girl that claims she never farts cause she's embarrassed of normal human functions.
maybe he just has a really low self esteem actually.. or it's a narc trait
Ever smelled a vegan's bathroom after they go number 2? Shits not pleasant.
Also, that kind of logic makes no sense, anyone who's been around cows or any vegetarian animal knows their shit smells like hell on wheels. He's just fucking retarded and anyone who believes him is too.
I'm sure other people made fun of him in highschool for being the greasy, stinky, disgusting caveman he is and now he's obsessed with hygiene. Hence why he showers four times a day, says he doesn't sweat/stink, but ALL of his exes did.
He's bullying everybody who met him in reallife for the things he got bullied for.
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He looks like an intentionally cheap dumb parody of a vampire movie.
He's a fully grown adult man and acting with the mentality of a teenager. I guess that's why he always preys on teenage girls since women his age aren't that mentally undeveloped, yet he simultaneously acts as if he's a paragon of intelligence.
Sorry if this is already known, but here is Gurg's sisters Youtube channel. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHUhaFLUoFpXDWrYurs_gMw
He actually seems happy and alive with her, unlike when he's with the emotional vampire space prince.
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anon you just don't understand him
he is deep and intellectual and misunderstood
Look at dem man titties, oh, gurgles you so handsome
His tits are bigger than mine for god’s sake, he needs to correct his posture or something, he’s got tech neck too.
the symbolism in this photo reflects his inner feelings. See that toilet? That represents his shitty personality. See that weirdly placed faucet? That represents how small he is physically and emotionally.
Seriously though this should be under a spoiler cause this is nightmare fuel.
What a cute, unappreciated dog. I feel terrible for her having to live with these monsters, especially Gurg the known animal killer. >>494221
Since it's been brought up, when he's showering four times a day is he actually washing his hair each time too? Wouldn't that dry his hair out to the point of being like straw? And that's pre-box dye bleach mishap.
He can brag about not wearing deodorant all he wants, that just makes it sound like he stinks like an onion field. Even if he's showering that excessively, they can't be very long showers or their bills would be huge. He's probably skipping a few swipes of the soap under his stank pits.
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>>494227>>494248>being this flabby, bragging about your body, shaming everyone else's
He's even more flabby now and has bigger tits too, kek.
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Ayallas response to the "this needs to be said" video
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Did he seriously waste time making all these fake tweets, just to make a shittysix minute song.
No his writing is above that.
I just can't get over the fact, he made all those fake tweets, and correct me if I'm wrong, but did he say they were fake?
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Can you spot the difference?
This is from Lame's new video, selling her husband's clothes.https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=B_gt-HByT6g
I find it funny that Lame threw a fit when S stayed with them and wore her clothes and when her husband ruined her wigs, but turns around and picks out things of his that she wants to sell just like how she was throwing away her kids' perfectly good toys. No one can touch her stuff or she throws a fit, but she can get rid of everyone else's. I'm curious as to who is getting the money for his clothes since she's selling them on her poshmark. There's no way Grunt is going to allow her to keep the money for them. This just proves how money hungry she really is if she decided she didn't want to sell anymore of her clothes and headed to her husband's closet to get money for his. What's next? The babies clothes?
Also, my life was empty when lolcow was down, I'm happy it's back up.
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I went in Lameys stream about halfway through and people were asking her a lot about gender and transitioning which put her in a mood. Someone mentioned the "trolls" and she got sassy and said "because their site is down, they came here". Of course she keeps up with us and thinks we're the only ones talking about her.
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He's slowly morphing into one of his characters it seems, for someone who supposedly cares about his looks.. he really doesn't seem to know how to take care of himself or think before he does things. In before the "well Shane is fat and you don't comment" rant.
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idk if anyone mentioned this but have y'all noticed how weird the bruises on lame's neck have been lately. I know the consensus seemed to be they were hickeys but looking back at the clothes shopping video, those definitely look like finger prints. There's three distinct elongated bruises. I know lame and her husband would claim that's just from sex cause they're oh so kinky. I'm not sure I buy that though, if that stuff about shiloh is all true.
I don’t think so just bc I think Greg knows he could do anything and Lainey would fawn all over him. He doesn’t care what she finds attractive, he only wants validation from his “fans” and the general public. If anything, I’d say Pewdiepie was his inspiration for bleached hair and I think he also just wanted to make a drastic change due to low self esteem. He also prob thinks it’s how Lainey gets attention from the teens (which he wouldn’t be wrong, they tune in to help her “choose” colors and see what she’ll dye it as next)
I think he thought a drastic change would make him feel younger and better and more relevant like Pewds
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Lainey said that her husband wanted to bleach his hair to look like liquid snake in her younow
They are collar drag marks. Those three finger shaped marks will be the buckle moving around as he throws her about.
She is so nasty, wearing her fetish bruises for her kids and younger viewers to see.
A 32 year old bleaching his hair to look like…. is that an anime or video game character? whatever, same shit.
Didnt onion say he wasnt into BDSM anymore?
He looks like that washed up comedian he lives on reality TV now. I can't remember his name and it's bugging me.
Anyways liquid is from metal gear solid vide game. Funny he picked him since iirc he's literally a failure
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This video was totally not worth the watch but I summed it up if anyone was interested in what it was about.
>I thought youtube was so cool for so long because I was able to have an unpopular opinion. I was able to express myself and say whatever was on my mind with out saying 'oh man, I could get punished for this'. But now we live in a society on youtube where you have an unpopular opinion, you are going to cease to exist. Like people are going to dislike your videos like crazy and that translates to literal censorship. So if you guys are against censoring people, you like freedom of speech etc. When you click dislike you are telling youtube to censor someone. When you click 'not interested' you are telling youtube to censor someone.
Apparently he doesn't understand having an unpopular opinion may cause a drop in views. Tries to guilt his viewers by mentioning his suicidal thoughts in 2007. He thinks he's the hardest working youtuber for pushing out two shitty videos a day. He has also been honest about his financial situation. (Selling his 'business' property, has a mortgage, had to sell his Tesla). States he NEEDED these things to be successful on youtube. (He traded his Tesla in for his new truck) He finally got an accountant because he's too stupid to do his taxes. Blames school for not teaching him how to do taxes. Claims accountant is going to try to write off more than what he originally did. Yes, get a cheap accountant that doesn't have a clue and dig your grave deeper. For some reason mentions how SR cheated on JG to prove how he knows the truth. Says that people where asking him about his iphone X. Goes on to talk about how it records in the best quality and he makes videos guys so he really needs this because his old one was crappy. It's business equipment so he can deduct it on his taxes.
>The people who just trust me man are just winning all the time. And that's because I am one of the most honest youtubers on youtube.
Talks about people bringing up what he had said in the past "If you have to say it, it wouldn't be true." (In regards to saying your honest) Says if you follow that logic then when Shane said he's not a pedo he must have been lying and brings up all the old cringy jokes. Says he couldn't be a predator because he doesn't try to do good in order to ease the self loathing one would feel after doing something wrong.(My dad is a predator and he's nice and people like him! I'm a dick so that means I can't be a predator.)
Finally returns to the topic of youtube. Youtube's e-mail says that they are trying to implement a new system that better matches and suggest videos based on the interest of the viewer. Some people may be negatively affected but they feel it will benefit youtubers in the long run. Goes on about how dare youtube not suggest my videos to people who have no intest in them and how it isn't helping him.
>UhOhBro was doing so good in 2015 and my videos on it are of the same quality or better.
He doesn't understand why he isn't getting the same views and subs that he did in 2015 but obviously he doesn't consider that his content is stale. He says he works super hard so that means he should be on the trending page.
>This comes from a guy who use to be full time Airforce. I know what hard work is.
Goes on again about youtube killing his channels and begs for Patreon bux. At the very end he plugs World Food Program but really, who would make it through a 30 min video of him crying to see that message? On top of that I'm sure he's not donating anything even though he's better off financially than most of us are.
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Oh right, Gary busey
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Even in the video he acknowledges the last Eugenia outfit video did well. Clearly he keeps making videos about her to try to regain a little bit of the views he once had.
Funny part, the best reponse to this video is his sentence to Eugenia here >>494316
>you either stop complaining and accept the consequences of putting your unpopular opinions out there, or you stop doing things that trigger dislikes
lmao his double standards still manage to shock me.
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He couldn't just remove the name. Lames husband had to make the name legible and point out this patreon leaked content. I wonder what it was because I haven't seen any recent leaks.
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lol keep discarding all your top supporters onion man, so intelligent and progressive!
About 6 months ago he was bringing in over $7,500 a month on patreon.
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My bad, I remembered incorrectly. Most he made was in August was almost $6k.
still going way down hill.https://graphtreon.com/creator/Onision
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Lames husband hates when others puts words in his mouth but he gets a pass because the space prince married him? I made it through 3 mins. I can't believe he thinks his singing is good.
august of 2017… well looking at my sources that was around the time social repose and jaclyn glenn broke up and he was super smug about it. it was also around the time he had that DISASTROUS stream with blaire white, and around the time he'd been accused of stalking shane dawson and his friends. he also guested and was verbally abusive towards jeff holiday.
his drama, aggression, manipulation, and abuse of other youtubers (as well as his wife and friends) are why he's losing business, and yet he doesn't think he's doing anything wrong in the slightest and it's him vs. the world. jesus it's like he never aged mentally beyond 15.
10/10 professional trolling at it’s absolute finest.
I can imagine Lainey’s husband slowly turning red, Googling all of those “big” words, and finally deleting or hiding the comment after a little temper tantrum.
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OnionBot is so embarrassed about his hair he literally streamed in black and white on twitch yesterday.
Onion boy, just dye it dark again. It’s hideous.
2 hours ago
So sick of hearing her talk about her anxiety, "illnesses", dysmorphia, etc. and her mental issues. If she isn't going to do anything about it and has made excuses non stop about why she isn't seeking help etc, it is all just becoming very joy sparkle like. She's "gay" but doesn't seem comfortable or physically attracted to women in any way, even with Billy!! It comes across as fake and like she is just trying to reel in young girls for views, money and Gregs sex kinks. In her You Now she won't answer questions any more about WHY aren't you making an appointment with a Doctor?? The insurance excuse is no longer valid, so now she is saying some doctor tried to treat her within one visit for being transgender and had no interest in talking about her "dysmorphia" As someone in the health care field, I just DO NOt buy it AT all. She seems very dishonest lately, and tells 3 different stories within an hour. I don't think it is fair to the young people who watch her and believe her. She has her own children now, how will she feel when they get older and they see this stuff online?? Or when their kids friends see this stuff online??( and the neck bruises, she is proud of??) She and Greg really need to get it together for the sake of their kids, and stop being internet sex predators. TODAY she isn't looking for a girl. hmmm, maybe, at least if she is she should at least keep it private perhaps between her and her husband?? Like a real responsible parent would??? I hope so.They don't come across as edgy or cool. More like psychotic and trashy and creepy. What must her parents think?. I shudder.
comments on rsn is always p good, even though hes trash
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>>494312>This comes from a guy who use to be full time Airforce. I know what hard work is.
Not everybody is good just because they belonged to the military.
A simple google search into any countries military, including our own, shows bad apples in any bunch.
Onion is a bad rotting smelly apple. Couldn't even hack it in the chair force.
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Not to mention the Air Force is notoriously nicknamed the "Chair Force" for a reason. It was the perfect comfy hideaway branch of the military for lazy grounded Onion. He didn't do anything even remotely "tough" during his very short time in the military before he was discharged.
I don't have any hard evidence, but I remember it as well that at one point Onion had over $7,000 in Patreon money a month. I don't watch Onison but I happened to came across his video and found his patreon. He really did have about $6k or 7k a month in patreon. I remember it really well because I was really upset when I saw it; I felt that his content was just shitty greenscreen commentary while youtubers like Gigguk who make videos that genuinely take days to make, but only get around $3k in support.
I got curious and checked back in every couple of weeks to see how his patreon went. The money dropped a bit but still stayed around $5k. Then he secretly changed the payment from per month to per video. Most of his patrons dropped out immediately. He changed it back, but his revenue never recovered after that.
So I've been curious about Lame's Patreon, so I decided to pledge. I pledged a small amount, just enough to confirm what most ex-parteons say, that their perks aren't worth it. I've come to the conclusion that unless you are giving them $25 a month (which who the fuck can afford that?) Being pledged is NOT worth the money.
The $5 pledge gives you access to their:
-"Private" Instagram. This Instagram is full of pretty much the same content as their
Laineybot one. Nothing worth paying $5 for, nothing majorly exclusive or private.
-Access to their discord. Okay, so I'm not gonna say how long I've been a patreon for the simple fact that I don't want Gurg or Lame to pinpoint who I am. BUT Lame is hardly on discord or responses to anyone talking to them. Other parteons on there can barely hold a conversation or discuss one topic, it's almost like they posted a status about random shit going on in their lives. Two most active people on there are both women over 30. Have yet to see a private stream, they've played a game once or twice.
- Full photo sets - ha. This is a joke like anyone should pay to look at Lames regurgitated selfies, if you follow them on twitter or instagram you are more than likely to see the same photos for free.
-unreleased behind the scenes- BITCH WHERE?
-You have a voice on their content within their private forums. I've seen the forums, nobody talks to nobody and Lame never responses or listens to what Patreons want.
-Early access to videos…yeah literally by a few hours.
And for just $5 more you can mail them presents! Such a deal!
Is her Patreon perks worth it? FUCK NO. There is little to no benefits to giving her your money, she ignores fans no matter what unless your forking out the cash. Literally being paid to be people's "friend" which she admits if she doesn't feel that real "connection" she's not truly interested. I feel bad for all of the people who are paying the big bucks for her attention.
If only he had not copied the idea or had some singing skills…
Like, that's how you do it (even on a low budget it should be possible with basic skills and software…)
Trust me when I say it’s not worth it. Here isn’t much that’s exclusive. Also keep in mind that Onion keeps bumping up the pledge higher and higher so he can keep only the “truly honest and loyal” Patreons surrounding him.
Most of the stuff you’re not seeing is just him cussing and humping things. Everything else gets uploaded.
It’s gonna be glorious when he has to pull his phone records and prove that every single call was for business.
The way he tantrums about showing receipts means he will definitely lose it when they tell him he has to prove he used it only for business and cant.
When does he record on his phone? Like when? He has multiple cameras and never goes outside, how can he justify -another- camera?
And he has chosen the setting that deletes messages and conversations after 30 days (apparently), but he has still shown messages from girls on his phone on stream, so we have proof that it's not strictly for business
>>494396>>Bet Onion boy wouldn't even pay for their ticket.
Unless they were a young girl he'd like to fuck. Then she can have a ticket.
Otherwise, you're SOL like that stupid tomato dude, who paid Greg $1000 for a collab, and then had to pay for tickets to come to Greg because Greg is afraid to leave his house and face reality.
Re-upload of I Need To Vent.
Agree with the other anon it's not really worth it. If you want a mirror just request and I'll upload. I don't mind taking the hit for you guys. The less patreons he has the better.
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Well, he put out his maxi pad video.https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=GaJyTVzVFGQ>Shames women for a heavy flow. Says they should just wear a diaper.>Says only day trailer park women need overnight pads.>Puts it on, then takes it out and pours water on it and puts it back on.>Squeezes his legs together and says it’s like squeezing a sponge.>Shitloads of shaming women for having a heavy flow.
Someone tell him to shove a menstrual cup up his ass.
Bonus, he begs for people to come game with him and his seven viewers on Twitch.
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i cant believe she watched it
even his audio was super annoying. i refuse to watch it
how would he even out it on
I feel like we really could convince him to put a menstrual cup up his ass.
Bonus hilarity is it gets sucked up and he can't get it out and has to go to the hospital to remove it.
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lainey's husband posted this (reposted this?) 4 days ago… idk if he thinks this video makes him look less creepy but it just showcases their lack of chemistry and how goddamn young lainey was when they got married
she looks like a frickin baby
man this bitch can't win. looks like an awkward homely ladyboy with long or short hair.>>494407
imagine being so insecure and thin skinned that you start filming in black and white so people won't shit talk your nasty brassy hair lmao
Hmmmmmmm, maybe Onion should have watched this video himself.
Kinda throws his "I never made sexual comments about little kids" rhetoric out the window. If Shane's clearly joking comments don't get to count as jokes, the neither do Onions.
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Lainey's husband just re-uploaded his collab with Jaclyn to his Onision channel. Here we go again.
YOUR VIDEOS ARENT GETTING VIEWS BECAUSE THEY SUCK
I need to catch up with the thread but fuck me, his willful ignorance is so damn frustrating
This literally just inspired me to download Sims 3 that I've had lying around forever (found at a thrift shop). I've never played. I'm excited.>>494282
Jesus Christ. That'd be full circle.>>494287
100% hands/fingers. You can even see it's his dominant hand (right hand) doing it.
You have to put some serious pressure on it too. I like being choked and it RARELY ever leaves marks.>>494312
He just sounds like Trump now.
he's grabbed her forcefully before in videos
he also gripped sams face pretty hard
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seeing that Taylor is having a “gender crisis” it reminded off this video, about 3:45 onion says “3 years later, same person pretending to be different” i think onion knows she was pretending to be a fake boi and only
supported her to show how he’s such an amazing husband
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Agreed. Pretty widespread knowledge for those involved that all the best bases are Air Force ones.>>494452
Yep. It's creepy how scripted their "gay" videos were. I felt like I was just reading an Onion novel. It felt forced and unnatural.
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One of them is lying about their height.
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I saw this on Twitter and thought Shane himself posted it but just a fan.
Shane will haunt Onion forever and it's beautiful.
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Millions of subs and he can't break 20k views, he's slipped and there is no way back. He's got like 10 channels and they're all garbage content that's why his views suck. Plus he's just a generally unlikable bastard.
Someone should ask Sam if Greg ever wanted Lainey and her to kiss in a video like he made Lainey and Billie do
I’d bet money on it
And he’s reuploading all of these shitty old videos. They’re all 2+ years or more. No one wants to see all this old shit.
He’s not hashbrowning on one of his channels anymore because he admitted that he is starting not to be able to tell the difference between his channels. Kek.
this video is so fucking funny.
He's still so salty about the shane dawson thing.
he's so pathetic, he really truly can't believe that he isn't getting the views he used to because his content hasn't evolved or changed at all.
he constantly whines and bitches about shane dawson, but whatever you think of shane, the guy works damn hard to keep his content up to date with what people want to see.
the internet moves fast, content creators need to stay on top of what people want to watch. it's your damn job. do it, or stop complaining.
also more suicide-baiting and guilt-tripping. way to go onion.
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I would argue he looks more like this guy, arguably better than Nirvana ironically
Should've just left it brown to inflate the ego, Gurggles but we're all glad you didn't
Seems like he told Sam he'd talk Lamey around, but he couldn't.
I bet he was mad he couldn't trick Lamey into agreeing to some kind of arrangement. She's one step ahead of him now, so he's got his work cut out for him if he wants to trick her into thinking it's her fault the next time he fucks around.
samefag, I was trying to make a reply as this post got me banned and I wanted to query why. pls ignore!>>494472
I wouldn't be surprised if he encouraged Lainey to follow that path so he could be free to meet new partners
Why the hell are you guys baiting?
Can’t you just upload them here? If it’s emails with Onion, it’s relevant.
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I probably effed up the order. I am just on my phone/ online since my blood sugar is higher than a kite right now and I am waiting for my insulin to do it's thing before I go back to bed
Fucking died at 'big ugly child'
So accurate holy shit. I've often wondered why people still find him attractive. Like maybe he could have lied about filters and makeup back when it wasn't common to expose people and I could see girls maybe taking a fancy. But these days, there are SO many photos of his red, blotchy oversized caveman head floating around the internet that it's truly confusing why any girl would find him hot.
This video has so much milk in it holy shit.
Hey Onision, instead of trying to orchestrate reasons to justify your current lifestyle, since you currently are sitting "pretty and fat" compared to most people, why don't you just get an actual job? News flash, most people work ~40hours a week and make 20K-30K a year.
FFS him justifying the iPhoneX is the biggest load of horse shit I have heard in quite some time.
He is so fucking unprofessional towards the YouTube worker. He is outright rude towards her and does not cooperate with her at all. His videos aren't suggested because the algorithm has come to the conclusion that no one clicks his videos if they're suggested anymore.
It's as simple as that.
Nah, not really. I was wrong too, recommendations disappear if people don't watch the video long enough and if they don't click.
>Videos watched per user remained flat, but a change made the following spring finally moved the needle: instead of basing its algorithmic recommendations on how many people had clicked a video, YouTube would instead base them on how long people had spent watching it.
It uses unsupervised learning, it finds relationships between inputs and creates a basic model of the users likes.
>Google Brain model figures out other comedians who are similar but not exactly the same — even more adjacent relationships. It’s able to see patterns that are less obvious.”
>Brain algorithm began recommending shorter videos for users of the mobile app, and longer videos on YouTube’s TV app. It guessed, correctly, that varying video length by platform would result in higher watch times.
tldr- Onision's type of comedy isn't popular anymore and that's why it does not get recommended.https://research.google.com/teams/brain/https://www.theverge.com/2017/8/30/16222850/youtube-google-brain-algorithm-video-recommendation-personalized-feed
To add to this, forgot to add>Likes or dislikes do not matter. Each is counted as the same thing. Youtube knows that people will hit the dislike button just for fun. It is estimated that “engagement” (comments, likes, dislikes) only has a 1% affect on a videos ranking.
So it still is based on the fact that his type of comedy just isn't popular anymore, so the algorithm can't recommend him. It works based on recommending through similar youtubers. There are no similar youtubers anymore as everyone else has moved on, so Youtube simply CAN'T recommend him.
I always liked that he and lame thought forwarding e-mails was him being transparent and honest.
Newsflash, Lamey, there's a reason you get forwarded e-mails and not access to his actual account. He still decides what you see and only sends what works in his favour.
Double newsflash, Lame, most women don't even need forwarded e-mails because their partner actually loves and respects them enough to not be shady.
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Jaclyn's comment on onion's reuploaded video of her
The only reason he survived so long was because people who got in on youtube early had an advantage since there was less competition early on and they had already established large numbers. He also has shane to thank for giving him exposure early on. It felt like before as long as you were one of the top youtubers, you could upload literal dog shit and still get tons of views. The one thing onion is good at is cranking out videos regardless of quality so it kept his channels going. Now its more competitive and people are making better content and its not just the same few top youtubers everywhere/reccomended, so no surprise people decide this egomaniac with shit content isn't worth watching. Also pre-lainey, he at least pretended to be nice.>>494543
lol your biggest problem isnt dysphoria. Talk to a counselor about your shit relationships and terrible decision making and how your fucking up your children. Also go to a real one and not this online shit that sponsored you.>>494553
jaclyn needs to stop giving onion so much attention. thats the one thing he likes