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Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregma/Gurgles/Lainey's Gay Husband (abbreviated to LGH):>Washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since>Runs a host of different channels, the most notorious being OnisionSpeaks where he often rages about his current relationships, people he's jealous of, and YouTube.>Notorious for making videos where he rates and mocks women's bodies of volunteers from his forum, some of which are still high school students>Nowadays spends most of the day yelling at his supporters while simultaneously begging for cash due to YouTube demonitizing most of his content
Laineybot/Taylor/Lainey/Plainey/Doormat, is a transtrender and beauty guru with no makeup-knowhow or personality:>Started dating LGH when she was 17 and he was 27 in mid-2012. 1-month after publicly dating, the happy couple got married in a secret ceremony>Gave birth to two of LGH's children>Partially due to manipulation from LGH to start relationships with women so LGH can have sex with the new member without it being cheating, Lainey considers herself bisexual and transgender and attempts pursuing other women to date>Makes videos on her Beautybot channel where she makes videos about her makeup routines but instead showcases her severe lack of any skill or personality>Hosts daily livestreams on YouNow where she sits half-interested and answers softball questions for the YouNow bucks
On the last episode of Life of Onion:>The Onions move out of the Grease McMansion into a 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom home for $500k. It looks like a trailer in a swamp, thereby dubbed the Swamp Trailer; Shrek memes ensue.>LGH continues to make long posts and videos begging haturz to back off and about his constant demonetization.>Lainey turned LGH into herself in a video, filled with lots of "loving" put-downs and an overweight Gurg>LGH talks about the Sam situation. It sounds like he misses her but he was really proud of himself that he didn't cheat.>Lainey also makes a video showing off her wearing a suit for the upcoming Prom video, says how happy she is that she feels comfortable with herself as a boy. LGH looks at her with nothing but disgust, apathy, and snark. Get hyped for gay prom, guys!>LGH streams to his small group of patrons and makes jokes at Sh having a miscarriage>LGH makes several videos about how doctors are wrong, after telling stories of being diagnosed with a UTI years ago and a recent story of his son Troy being diagnosed with inflamed testicles (where he made a scene and yelled at the doc)
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Thank you, Anon!
Also… since when has this changed?!?!
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Lainey will be totally into her Prom video and Greg will make it into one big immature unfunny joke.
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Look what Onions has named the Dog Thoughts Video. Guess he does enjoy watching little creatures struggle for enjoyment.
This? This is the pinnacle of his comedy?
And they've had Caterpie for what, 8+ months? And it's afraid of him? Either he never interacts with the dogs, or he's not very nice to Caterpie.
>>508579>or he's not very nice to Caterpie
Think about it, how nice is he to human beings?
So how nice is he going to be to an animal that cant tell people hes abusing them.
Its like those predators that only seem to target very young children or the physically disabled because the predator knows they cant tell anyone whats happening.
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she may be "into" it because she gets to live out her butch dyke fantasy but shes fucking lazy
footface does the least amount of work she can in everything she does i wouldnt be surprised if she doesnt just hang up a torn piece of cardboard with "gayest prom ever" written in black marker and her and onion stand in front of it and he passive aggressively insults her for 10 minutes—– prom video done
look at her new "recording studio", shes trying to be a top tier youtube beauty guru, and her background is just some ugly pink sequin sheet hanging behind her, so lazy
the area shes allowed to record in is so small and cramped her heads just inches from the shitty backdrop, it gives me chris crocker vibes, how he just had a dirty bedsheet hanging behind him
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So he's just trying to drum up interest in his Patreon by teasing marriage drama on his "Patreon-only" Twitter, right?
I'm definitely getting those vibes. An anon in the last thread posted a video where Gurg asked his patrons if they had sex with a step-mom and then admitted at the end to having those feelings. It felt so much like an attention whore saying WOW-worthy stuff just so people think they're interesting ..even if they don't truly mean it.
It wouldn't surprise me if he did want to have sex with a step-mom (or in this case wants to be publicly referred to as "Dad"). It also wouldn't surprise me if he was just lying for attention.>>507850
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I recall instances of him saying he wanted to fuck his aunt (I assume it's the blonde one who fixed his hair) when he was a teen.
He isn't just a greasy ogre with a teen girl fetish, he's also likely one of those guys who faps to stepmom/aunt/stepsister porn. Hentai, of course.
It wasn’t patrons only, he said that at the end of his shitting on Sh stream. I just ignored it when I uploaded it before others re-uploaded it because he then tried to pass it off as a joke and honestly we all know he has those thoughts, he kissed his own cousin. So I didn’t think it was important since he literally says it all the time.>>508605
Do any patron anons know what this is about? I don’t know what the hell he was trying to do there. It looked like he was putting quotes as if someone called him dad, but that star has me confused like maybe he’s correcting someone?
Tinfoil: maybe Lainey and him got into a fight and she said something along the lines of “you’re a dad” or something about him being a dad or needing to be one and he was like “oh I’m just a dad! Not a husband?” Idk, I’d like to know though.
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Greg finished his book. It's a whole 51 pages!
Reaper's Creek - Chapter 12https://imgur.com/a/ApwwXTU
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I have questions about that. I dont know all the details when it comes to his family. In this picture is his mom, and his aunt, right? Now is this really his aunt (his moms sister) or is this his moms lover, and its like when when a woman starts dating and then living with a man she sometimes has her kids call the man "uncle John" or whatever. I was sure I read some where that Gregs mom was now gay, or at least that some time in the past she was dating a woman/women.
Whats the truth? Whats the faxxx?
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how LGH and Doormat pick trinity members
ok, cool ty.
but what about my thoughts on reading or hearing somewhere that Gregs mom was dating women or was now gay?
>>508534>$15,000 dollerydoos a month
Is he insane? I mean, I know he is, but that's a disgusting amount of cash he is expecting people to just give
to him. $4,173 is already way more than he deserves.
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Guess those hentai teasers are really paying off for LGH. Btw, this girl looks like she's about 16-17.
I think it used to be $10,000, because I remember at $7,500 he was going to rent a grocery store or some kind of place to… idk, film his sketches or something like that. And $10,000 was getting new and better equipment, as if his camera magically would make his shit sketches better
An Onion movie
? Oh god, it thinks it's Shane. This should be good.
What favorite characters exactly? "Screeching angry old man","Old-Creep-who-shows-kids-porn", "Sperging disgruntled man in his 30's", Victim-man, or "Weird-dude-who-patiently-explains-why-he's-right-and-everyone-is-dumb"?
So many favorites to choose from! Ooh, I hope he includes the ever-popular Embarrassing EmoDad! "It's lit, Fellowkids!"
ugh. those poor animals… there may not be any tangible proof her abuses or mistreats them, but the way they act towards him isn't normal for anything other than a rescue who was
abused and mistreated freshly rescued.
Why do they have dogs is they couldn't give a fig for them?
They're discussing their made up genders but her and the chat can't decide any reason for rejecting their 'assigned' gender. It's maddening. No chat out of her, she looks tired af.
Earlier in Greg's twitch stream she came in for an adaptar, they're installing a dryer. Then later she calls him (AND OMG HIS RINGTONE IS HIS ONISION JINGLE i bet he puts his phone on silent in public lol) and she's at the store buying a new dryer because Greg says "We need a new dryer we need to dry our clothes" Ever heard of a fucking clothes line poorboy.
Anyway, she's knackered and in a mood she was installing a dryer by herself earlier while Greg had a 1-1 gaming session REspitt. She also slamed her make up bag on the table when someone dissed her in the chat about Billie or something lol
I saw you anon, I was hoping she would respond. I could tell she saw it, but she tried to pretend she didn’t and started her irritating lip syncing shit. It’s so gross that she completely ignores that and uses the same bullshit excuses, but then again maybe they have been fighting lately because of that. And I say fighting because LGH tweeted that dad thing that I’m pretty sure was directed at Lainey.>>508726>she was installing a dryer by herself
I was about to say, why is he saying “we”? He doesn’t do shit to help her.
Honestly I’m loving this so much. First LGH made a comment in his stream about how he has to deal with Lainey screaming and the dogs and now he’s tweeting passive aggressively.
Farmers - Always
LGH - Never
This house is getting to them and it’s only been a few days.
Ofc his ringtone is his stupid song. Is it his terrible "No-one will remember your name"?
Although I would've thought he'd use the "I'm a banana" this one's a lot more fitting.
Funny how she always manages to avoid the real shit, but can pontificate for hours about her gender and the most ridiculous things people say about her, like the aliens and glass eye.
But get anywhere near the truth or anything with substance that she actually should be addressing and it's back to picking her herpes sores and mumble-singing off-key.
Her moments only have 2 short clips.
Ive noticed that after a drama filled stream there will be only a handful of moments and none of them usually have any of the drama that occured. Is the broadcaster able to edit that? In the beginning there would be 25+ clips/moments.
Yeah but knowing them they probably fucked them up, you saw Lainey's loads of laundry laying around I wouldn't be surprised if she messed up the dryer at the old house over stuffing it or putting overly wet stuff in it. It might still "work" but take several cycles to dry clothes or who knows what (doubt she ever cleaned the lint out)
They're complete slobs. And Greg is a cheapo so probably refused to replace it or pay someone to fix it so now she's using the new home to get a new one (probably told him how heavy and tough to move it would be but since Greg had to buy a new one of course he's gonna be passive aggressive and make her move and set it all up by herself "I bought it Lainey, do your part too, I need to stream tonight to earn back the money spent on your stupid dryer")
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LGH in his latest video "judging" his young fans' instagrams. Apparently an old hobo pointing out their boobs and labeling them as "lesbians" is comedy gold.
So, when gurgles was trashing his house by moving the pool table had a sale price been agreed? i'd be pretty annoyed to pay for something then find later all the holes in the wall requiring repair.
It's pretty spiteful and a very gurg thing to do. I wonder what other surprises await the new owners.
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Yep, he wrote "LESBIAN" over this girl's photo to to "roast" her. (I cut the faces out to protect her identity).
I have dug and dug for this info.
As well as digging through the fathers twitter/fb. I never found any details or public records but I wanna know
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Looks like someone is having an existential crisis. Also, I'm pretty sure "do the routine" = jack it to hentai for an hour.
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that's awful. Sh can't catch a break, why is that so trivial to onion? i know that he has issues with empathy but christ almighty
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LGH'S Twitter in a nutshell
Their whole life story makes zero sense. Tami says they both left the Seventh Day Adventist Chruch as teens but she herself goes on to marry Gurgdad who was, and still is, one of their ministers. They don't allow marriage to people outside of their congregations from what I understand.
This lasts until Grug is like 11 or 13 and then boom all of the sudden they leave the church and they're both newage wannabe witch whatever the fucks yet given Gurg's viewpoints on just about everything it seems the Adventist mentality was still heavily employed in the household. Not many people have noticed that his entire argument for vegetarianism and his viewpoints on everything are cribbed almost 100% from their teachings. It's why he is so dogmatic about…well everything.
If that breaks 2k at all, I'd be surprised. Book pages are massive. That's… an oneshot or a really really short story. People have written diary entries longer than that and he calls it a book
>inb4 anon maybe it's just his diary entry
On point, Anon, on point!
In this garbage video made back when this Sh stuff was going down, Greg takes the fact that she was with a new guy "after only 7 days" to mean she cheated. He's gone on in the past about them being together 24/7 when they were dating, so it seems unlikely that she did anything while they were together. Even if she had, he's sure to emphasize that HE dumped HER, and his whole outrage in this video was from her seeming to be fine without him when she should be devastated, because in Greg world you're supposed to crumble into pieces after Lord Gurgamel REJECTS you.
3:30- "But I
broke up with HER, so she's supposed to still be heartbroken, upset and everything… That's how it works, right guys? When you break up with someone, they're upset for a while
before they move on."
So even though he seemed to have ended the relationship, her moving on with her life was NOT ACCEPTABLE. He thought he had some claim over her, and probably still does.
Skip to the end for some HILARIOUS crocodile tears, chest-clutching and all. https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=kj2pavDluyM&t=79s
When was this? Is it recent or another thing he went back to doing, like Twitter?
I fucking HATE the boob squeeze shit. It's disgusting as is, but in the context of the majority of his viewers being teens (yes, Greg, TEENS), ugh FUCK this guy.
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What shitty acting.
He needs to take some notes from the HNNNNNNG meme guy.
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I thought it was funny he never moved his left hand the entire time he ate lol
I have Halloween vibes again about Grug
Lainey will say " sorry guys, i will dance by myself because Greg was too busy editing to come to the prom" insert makeupless sore sad face here
I dare you to watch the sped-up eating scene at a playback rate of 0.4 which I think is close to authentic speed.
I wonder who'd pay $1,000 for a dinner with him. He tries to picture himself like this hip, urban man with perfect demeanor, yet again shows how average he actually is.
In all honesty, everyone looks weird when eating unless it's really staged and I know it's a nitpicky thing to bring up - I'm just baffled how his fans can't seem to grasp the difference between how he'd like to be perceived and how he actually behaves…
It's actually so cringe-worthy to see LGH still dress and act like a teenager so unimpressed with everything. You're a married man in your 30s with children.
You just know Lainey wanted an elaborate promposal from him and he couldn't even look impressed at hers. This prom is going to be such a car crash.
Oh my god >Lainey looks down sad>LGH: you got a yes what more do you want
This is so sad. The whole idea is stupid, but why would she put herself through this. The guy mocks her and makes fun of her on dates. I’m actually curious to see if their Prom video will be something other than what we expect.
i feel like since its for youtube/views, he'll actually follow through with it.
anything for money… sad.
I agree with this and when he said “This is what talking to Lainey is like ‘blah blah blah’” I feel like that wasn’t just “banter” like they try to chalk everything up to. Because of the stream where he said she’s been screaming, I think that’s how he actually feels right now, kek.
I mean think about it, the only places they go to on dates is places where they don’t have to talk. I.e; going to the movies where you have to sit in silence and watch a film; and going to get food where you can choose to sit in silence and eat your food.
The only time they talk is on the car ride to and from their date. Or when LGH is making fun of her. I mean clearly LGH is okay with doing more fun things, like he went rock climbing with his sister, but his dates with his wife are so repetitive and they literally do nothing, but the same thing - eat and watch a movie.
Do they even take their kids to fun places like amusement parks or anything? When do the kids get to fucking go out and have fun. My god.
Lainey IS a toothpick. EC is a paper turned sideways. Idk why anons can’t make up their mind. One minute you guys says she’s too skinny and needs to gain weight, then the next you are nitpicking her pouch and saying she’s not skinny. It’s okay to criticize, that’s what we do here, but at least be consistent with it otherwise you just sound fake and like you are nitpicking everything you can.
Obviously Lainey isn’t small enough to fit in baby clothes, if she was she’d be EC skinny. But she is extremely small and underweight right now. She was average before she got with Greg. She looked healthy then. Now she doesn’t.
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I'm sure Lainey LOVES these jokes he makes.
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Here is the 'I Need To Lose Weight' video mirrored. LGH moves the washer and dryer from the old house to the new house. (Cracks the dryer door.) Gets his truck stuck in the mud and tears up the yard - goes on to complain about his truck several times. Basically a whole video of him showing how moronic he is. At the very end he jumps on the scale to reveal that he's gained 10 lbs because he's been eating a ton of fast food such as 'taco bell'. Vows to his patreons that he'll become healthy again.https://hooktube.com/watch?v=_h9tvGlpmIk
I don't remember anyone here saying that GSW is a toothpick like, not once with the exception of the comment above.
On the contrary: She's always perceived as average or with a baby belly.
I think they're referring to when we shit on her for being "so smol uwu" when anyone can see she has a normal post child stomach.
in b4 some bitch is like i did 32572096 crunches and my body is perfect post childbirth
Go through past threads, because I’ve been here a long time and have seen plenty of anons shit on her recently. I’m not going to argue about this, there’s no point.
And can we stop with the samefagging defending yourselves, kek
5:47, Gronk to Lame: "Your abuse is finally going to be exposed."
Greg makes jokes like this about Lainey being abusive in almost every recent video they've been in together. Interesting.
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I don't think he's ever stuffed his undies this much before.
Imagine being their neighbors. Yikes.
All Greg seems to do is sulk in the "woods".
I wrote >>508954
, but not >>508957
even though I do agree with the latter one too. kek
But I also agree with you, Anon, let's move on - there's no milk there.
I hope LGH can't resist bragging about his flourishing YouTube career in front of the neighbors who, after googling, will start building fences and lock up their daughters.
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Another Cyr video…
He puts down Edwin for revealing that Cyr hit his girlfriend after they where no longer friends. (Shows off what a nice moral stance he has all while making videos about his ex-friends for that sweet youtube revenue).
He goes on to say "If you know, like I've had so many people write me, you know, like saying their dad struck them or you know, their boyfriend struck them, their mom struck them. If you know anybody who has struck you, you know in a way that is not legal you need to report it right away. You can not wait till your mad at them to report these kinds of things.' Lets not forget he has clearly victim blamed in the past and question what a person did to get abused. Also he's been very hateful to his fans that would send him messages about their personal problems. The hypocrisy is strong with this one.
Idk why they need 3+ videos for this prom shit. Just do it in one video. Shes so lazy at thinking up content shes dragging it out as much as possible.
And its pretty obvious shes the only one creating and putting any effort into this prom shit. Even if you dont dislike them, this isn't fun to watch. Most people like watching couple videos because the couple is obviously cute together and equally into it.
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seriously tho wtf
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Transformation to Carrot Top nearly complete
>>508952>Muh own REAL body image issues
The fucking nerve of this asswipe. After going on and on about Shane, directly comparing their bodies and shaming
him for putting some weight back on, he takes this approach? And ofc HE has "legitimate" reasons, like moving, where Shane was given no slack.
He's so obviously trying to play to Shane's audience and be relatable, but it doesn't work when you're an unlikeable arrogant fuck. Nice try, retard.
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Looks like his "I'm so right and you guiz are SNOBS" video didn't go overas well as he hoped. GET OFF his videos, REEEEEE
Sucking it in, LGH, sucking it in (his head and neck veins looks like they're about to explode). Pretty flabby thighs and arms.
We won't talk about the stuffed underoos.
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One of the many "egotistical", "insane", "toxic" comments that he had to endure kek
Nobody was saying he should have chosen surgery. What a knob.
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How can other human males ever possibly hope to compete with such a rugged, athletic specimen.
The hyperventilating and the quivering lip really are the icing on the cake.
“You’d better tell the next person that you’re with that you’re a cheater!”
What’s your excuse, Greg?
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It's been a week, look at how much they've already crapped up their backyard.
I love how in this video where he's so heartbroken
he had the presence of mind to make sure to overexpose himself to the point where he's almost glowing so his incurable skin condition wouldn't scare off the young sweet preteen puss.
This was so much cringier than I was expecting.
I love how their date was just a montage of her trying on sunglasses (while he “jokingly puts her down) and merchandise in a store. She had nothing really to show. Watching them together convinced me more and more that they actually hate each other. There is zero romantic love there. He seems like he can’t wait to get out of there at the end.
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I have no words anymore. I don't understand how one person can be this fucking ugly.
Pick a lane, Gurg. You're either a wAcKy rAnDom comedian who's "flucking lit!" or a bitter, whiny old man who is angry at his lot in life and can barely contain his rage over haturz, a dwindling fanbase, massive tax debt and the fact that you're married to a gay dude who's tired of luring in teen girls for you to prey on.
You can't do both successfully. That "zany" persona is starting to look pretty dishonest.
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No one on Complaineys insta has called out the fact that Billie did it first. She’s such a Billie rip off. She never ever does “exotic” or different looks unless Billie has done it. Her makeup looks the exact same every look until cases like this. She’s like the Poppy to Billie’s Mars Argo.
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I shit you not anon, I had google search "similar images" for this pic and Dame Judy Dench was one of the first ones that came up kek
It was actually extremely sad seeing Greg so friendless and bitter that he’s moving the heavy laundry machines alone (and breaking them). I actually feel bad for how pathetic he has become. He could seriously injure himself too, but he just decides it’s better to just do it alone and record it than to hire actual movers or ask for help.
Also, he’s wasting so much money all the time. If he did things the right way, he’d spend way less.
There are certain things in the old McMansion thag can’t be repaired, like the knife-battered marble countertops, the stained carpets, and scratched floors, etc. at least, not without significant investment. If anyone is going to buy that place, they’re going to spend a lot of time going through making sure everything is worth the asking price. Very unlikely they’ll get lucky with new, inexperienced buyers like themselves coming in and buying it without a thorough walkthrough. I bet they’ll knock of thousands with the amount of repairs that place needs. The funniest part is that Greg is so proud, he won’t ask for help with anything, and so that means that nothing gets done the right way. Just like his taxes. He has to fall flat on his face before he realizes that people hire professionals for these jobs for a reason.
I won't say Billie's is top notch, but she actually BLENDS. Lainey's red eyeshadow just ends abruptly, it looks like she just smeared it on and left it like that without using different shades and blending it into the skin of her lid. Like someone rubbed blood horizontally over her eye with their thumb.
And then the dark lipstick. It's not even a rip-off, it's just a bad parody
>inb4 stop nitpicking Lainey's make up we have a thread for that
Didn't she also do something with hearts recently that copied Billie…? Like, hearts drawn on with eyeliner or heart blush…?
Uhhh…. I think it's like when you buy a condo or something, and there's an association you're forced to be a part of and follow their guidelines/rules.
I say condos because I know I've seen that situation on TV before. I dunno the name for any of this shit
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He's looking like a discount Buffalo Bill.>>508996
Don't insult Klingons like that man.
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Lmao, Lainey changed the caption
My Final Video
Published by OnisionSpeaks
final video my final video final video onisionspeaks onision last video i quit i'm done goodbye goodbye everyone see ya later so long farewell ta ta chow bye bye see ya later buh bye satire story farewell video parody spoof sketch
Surprise! Moving creates garbage!
Now whether they clean it or not remains to be seen
I just noticed I was looking at the wrong Instagram so it was captioned different. She couldn't even pick a different picture?
Also LGH's video is insufferable to go through, jesus fuck.
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>I'm struggling you guiz, pls send money
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Is this LGH, or a woman in her 60's?
Just one of the many reasons he relates so well with preteens. When he has to interact with actual adults, he throws bitchfits because he has no reasoning skills.
Similarly, he's been stuck in a "it's NO FAIR" mentality, stomping his feet about YouTube instead of coming up with actual solutions. He's a child in a 50 year old's body.
I know we're usually dazzled by his horrifying face, but Jesus, what is going on with his neck
For one thing, it's obvious he needs to spackle it with the foundation he's troveled onto his gross face, but also I'm genuinely concerned that some of those veins are going to pop under the strain of his sad, angsty life.
He needs to coat himself in mosquito spray and do some quiet meditation on the banks of the Milky Shrek Marsh before he strokes out.
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"Woman in her 60's" for 500, alex!
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Tinfoil: he's growing his beard out to look more like Pooodiepie. It can't be his terrible content, so it must be something superficial like Pewd's beard bringing in all those subs. With him also trying out Shane's "body image issues" for size, he's throwing a bunch of shit against the wall, seeing what will stick instead of, you know, not being a creepy bastard.
I'd expect to be treated to some travel blogging if these shitstains ever went farther than the nearest Panera Bread.
how many times is he gonna use this clickbait title? Must be sad when he knows people want to see him get off youtube and thats why he uses this clickbait title eighty times now.>>509031
Shes so pathetic. Her makeup never looked anything like this until billie, and she continuously is stalking her. At least be smart enough to not steal what she calls her look.Also decide if you want to copy billie or copy them transboys. You can't do both.
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Lame is apparently still talking to an ex of her's.
Transcript of "I asked my husband to Prom: A Day in my Life":
>Video opens with Greg and Taylor in their Toyota. Greg is driving.>Taylor: Hey guyyyys.>Greg: Oh, what's up? We're going on a date. >T: Date daaayyyy.>T: What are we doing today, Gregory?>G: Uh, we are going to go see a horror film. Or a just.. you know…>T: Our lives.>G: A reiteration of our YouTube channels. >T: (Forced laughter)>T: Are we going to eat first? >G: Yeah, I feel like I'm sitting on Santa's lap. You're asking me question that, you like, already know the answer to.>G: (Annoying voice)"Ah, so you uh, you been doing good on your soccer team this year?">T: I didn't know the answer to that. You never answered me! This is how things go with Greg, I'm like, "Are we doing this? Are we doing this?" and he never answers me! And then, when I ask him again, he's like, "Oh, you already know the answer.">G: This is how things go with Lainey.>T: Because I… (Greg starts making exaggerated loud autistic noises that sound like BLAH BLAH BLAH, then immediately laughs after.) >T: …Wow. Really constructive criticism there, babe. >G: So, what do you think for breakfast, like maybe some uh, PIZZA? (grins at her and laughs)>T: I'm actually okay doing whatever because I had some cereal, so if you want to go do lunch, that's fine with me. >G: Oh, by the way! I met this girl on this uh, cam site. And I've been fucking her for years. Just thought that you should know. >T: Sick. (as in, cool)>G: I figured, now's the time. Sweet spot, you know?>T: (disinterested and dismissive) Yep. >G: (keeps going) while we're over six years married I've been (bleeped) up a cam girl. >T: For six years?>G: Yep. >T: That's impressive. >G: Hey, Panera bread!>T: Yeah, but they're past breakfast time.>G: So? >T: I don't want Panera bread. >T: Let's go to…>G: PANERRRA BREEAAAD!>T: No, let's go somewhere new. We never go anywhere new and I want to go somewhere new. >G: I've heard of this new place. >T: What's it- what's he gonna say, ladies and gents?>G: Panera bread!>T: Shut the fuck up. >G: Let's go eat at the parking lot. >T: Perfect. I love eating… pavement. >G: Oh, look! Panera bread is right here!>T: (annoyed) Oh my god. Whaaaat?>G: We could.. yeah! Unless you want..>T: I've never seen Panera bread before, in my life. >G: ..unless you want to eat at the 'Flaming Onion'. >T: (clearly irritated, starts ranting) Does that say flaming? You have called this the Flaming Onion, like, three days in a row. Does that say 'flaming'? >G: Do you want to go eat at the 'Flaming Onion'?>T: There's also a mexican place right there, "Blue Agave". >G: Let's go to "Blue Grave".>T: (laughs and mumbles "Fuck")>T&G: (in unison) "Blue Grave".>G: (Greg takes control of the camera) Hurry, go. >T: Stoooop. >G: Run! Run in. Run in. >G: Here's Lainey running in. Because I'm a psycho. Oh yeah.. that's what I like. >(Lainey walks up towards the entrance, putting on her bag and then turns around to look at him when he doesn't follow.)>G: Yeah….. (zooms in, then out)>(Music plays and they show the menu at the counter. Greg focuses on some random barrel decor and says, "Barrels! Oh my goooood.")>(Next, he zooms in on the food being prepared on a tortilla. Taylor mumbles something and he says, "Woooooow." twice.)>(Taylor has control back of the camera and Greg is seen taking a picture of his food with his phone. They sit across from each other outside at a small wrought iron patio table.)>G: I'm instagramming my own food. >T: Here's mine. I have vegetarian tacos, and I have beans and rice. And I have chips!>T: This is actually sooo nice. We're sitting outside in the sun. >(cuts to a sped up video of them eating lunch. Taylor is hunched over, facing away. Greg sits awkwardly hunched as well, not moving his left arm the entire time. Neither one of them seem particularly engaged with the other, and the body language seems very uncomfortable.)>(They finish and go inside of a place called, "The Garden Room". Greg tries an Italian accent and says, "Welcome to Italy." Taylor laughs and he says, "Yeah I don't know. It just feels like Italy.")>(It seems Greg is in control of the camera for most of this time. He zooms around the store, focusing on garden ornaments and jewelry. Her totally gay™ soundtrack is playing over the montage. The video will cut out in a few spots so we can hear Greg tell Taylor he doesn't like the glasses she tries on. They leave that store and go to "Bella's Kitchen Essentials". A few more seconds of zooming and panning at kitchen glasses and candles. Taylor walks on the wall of a fountain.)>G: Okay we're now at the uh, IMAX. What are we going to see?>T: The Quiet Place! (the most emotion she has shown that isn't frustration or disgust at this point. Greg repeats her, almost mockingly. You have to hear it to understand, I think.)>T: (holding a pink stuffed animal) I brought this guy because he's a "worry eater" and he will keep me safe. >G: Yeah actually, he'll just die with you. >T: No! He's quiet, it will be fine. >G: And then's it's double tragic, because you'll have cute imagery of a little bear ripped to shreds. >(They are in the entrance in the dark.)>G: Are you ready for "A Quiet Place"? >T: (looking at her phone) I'm literally having a panic attack. I don't like this. >G: I'll push you in. (puts a hand on her shoulder) Go. Go now!(makes a ghost sound) OoooooOooooo!>T: It's not about ghosts!>(the movie is over and they're walking out)G: What did you think about it?>T: I liked it. >(now in the car)T: What did you think of the movie?>G: Uh… I thought a lot of people died needlessly. I thought it was really sad. >T: Yeah, too many deaths. It was a lot less like… scary? than I thought that it was gonna be. It was like, it was very tense and thrilling. It wasn't like a "horror" film, I didn't think. >T: What's the plan now, Stan?>G: We're going to go to Kohl's and them uh, Emerald Smoothie. >T: Alright so I guess we're going to Kohl's right now. >(Greg makes some stupid joke about Kohl's as they walk up but I couldn't understand it because it's bleeped mostly.)>(Lainey has sunglasses on)G: Sir, could you uh, stop trying on the merch? Sir? (she tries on some others) SIR? Yeah, can I get security on aisle 7?>(The next scene is zoomed on a Nike sandal on Taylor's foot.)>G: Those are ugly. (Taylor flips him off and walks away.) They look like K-mart made 'em. >(More loud gay™ music and zooming in on the struggling gay prince trying on some new [and extremely essential and needed for her very important job] Converse. She seems pleased with herself. The next screen is of a book that says, "I know a Rhino" and Greg says, "Oh yeah? Stop bragging." It cuts away to them walking up to a smoothie shop called, "Emerald City Smoothie". Then back to them in the car.)>T: Well, our date is now over. >G: Hey look at Dobbs. He's just sitting there. >(Dobbs is staring out the window at them.)>G: (in his Dog Thoughts voice) Sup Bro?>T: How was your date experience?>G: It was great. I had a great time with you. It was very fun. Just like, hanging out with you.
I'll make a new post for the Promposal because they're really like two separate videos, but she has to pad her shit because she can't make anything interesting enough to make two separate ones.
Is that an ex of her’s kissing her or some other girl? If it’s some other girl why does she care? And if it’s her (which I honestly can’t tell) why would she be going through those photos and getting excited enough to show her patrons? Is someone missing and reminiscing their teenage years that were stolen away?
Honestly, Lainey and her husband’s marriage reminds me of those sad marriages from like the 1900s and earlier. A young girl marries an older guy and pops out his kids almost immediately, never having a life of her own and doing anything and everything he wants. The only difference is women back then weren't lazy and they didn’t dress up like 10 year old boys.
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Here's the picture she posted before.
For context, she was sharing old pictures of herself she found on photobucket, I believe?
He looks like the kid from “The End of the Fucking World.”
I wonder why she’s reminiscing about this. Probably because a 14 year old boy was sweeter and more romantic than her angry fucking husband. Plus she still talks to him, I wonder what about..
Second part of this video transcript: The "Promposal".
>T: Okay, it's now the next day. And I realized that I haven't asked Greg to go with me to prom yet, so I need to do a promposal. I'm not very creative… I didn't have any good ideas for this, but my Discord came up with a great idea. To dress as "L" and ask him to prom in candy because L loves candy and he loves L, so I thought it would be a cute little, uh, idea. So first I've just gotta get my cosplay stuff on. I've already have my black skinny jeans. Gotta take off the socks because L is always barefoot for some reason. We just need this white shirt. Long sleeve white shirt. And this is a wig. I feel like this is not the correct L wig. Like this is not a good L wig. It needs to be straighter. It's too curly. I need emo hair. I want to go straighten it but I'm afraid I'll ruin it. (puts it on) It looks so big on me. I look like the grudge. I don't look like L. I look like…. shinigami! (cuts away and it's slightly tamed) It looks okay if you ask me, it's not great. But you can like, tell I'm L, right? Especially if I sit all L-like? Okay now I have to spell out prom in these M&Ms that I got. >(Ultra gay™ music plays as she spells out "PROM?" with the candy)>T: It's perfect! >T: (jump cut in a different wig) I found a better wig. So now… we are ready. (nervous laughter) Okay.. here we go!>(Cuts to Greg walking in. He looks at the camera and then looks at Taylor.)>G: It says, "Prom question mark?">T: Yeah!>G: Ugh, I want to eat those but I'm now on a diet. Yeah, I would definitely go to prom with you. >(he takes the camera and focuses on Taylor)G: Sitting like L sucks! Prooooom? (laughs) You got a yes. What more do you want? Geez. (He is saying this in a 'joking' tone.)>T: Excitement. >G: (extremely over-exaggerated excitement)OH MY GOD! YES!! HOLY GOD GOLY WOW~! Is that good?>T: Yes. >G: Alright. >T: (Taylor, admiring herself as usual in the viewfinder) I look cute as fuck. >G: (something gets bleeped) L would never talk like that. >T: Do the voice. I'll just do the face. >G: (impersonating L) My face is currently of a standard that I accept. My hair is at a length and fashion that I find adequate for the appearance that I desire. >(Greg and Taylor sitting on the chair together)G: Alright, so, a super genius is my spouse. ha ha ha ha ha take that, world. >T: We already knew that though. (plucks her wig off)>T: Well, I guess I'll see you at prom. >G: Alright.. hasta lavista. Until prom. We're gonna dance to… My chemical romance. >T: Yeah, probably.>G: (immediately stands up) alright. >T: (jumpcuts to her alone) Alright guys, I hope that you liked this video. If you did (I'm not typing all of her self promotion shit)
She says prom won't be Tuesday but sometime next week.
What a weird thing to share with your discord? An "ex" so when she was in middle school? when did she have time to date anyone between greg and her old abusive bf lol. She had to be middle schooler or fresh high schooler. She totally wishes she could go back to those days, meet someone who she could do cute romantic stuff with and who would be into doing things like a "prom" or adventure in fiji, etc. Instead she gets to go to walmart with greg while he stares at his phone and looks annoyed at her when she speaks lmao.
In that picture it looks like she has a genuine smile and was happy. You never see that with gerg. She should have gave up on "fame" and just lived her normal life. Every time during this greg shit that I thought lameo might have an epiphany and change for the better, she's done a 180 and gone further in the other direction into being a bitchier, awful, horrid person. I can't even muster up any sympathy at this point to feel bad for her. I also think she misses being a cute feminine girl that guys would think is hot, but she loves the attention from being a gender-obsessed space prince. She wants both.
I think back then he still found her cute and feminine and young and a "catch". At this point, i wouldn't be surprised if she is TRYING to make him jealous. I think she actually LOVES when drama happens because after its over, she gets a lot of attention/love-bombing from him. Even during the drama, he probably talks to her a lot because he either has to talk to her to fight with her or rages about someone else and wants someone to tell him how right he is which lameo does like a good little ass-licker.
There has been like no drama for awhile, so he must be giving about 0 shits about her and still scrolling through his forums/twitter/patreon looking for a younger girl to convince lameo to date.>>509141
I feel like shes going to stay with him way too long, and then when things end she will truly truly regret it because she will be almost 30, have grown children and never had got to live out her teenage/college/young 20's dreams. Every year she wastes staying with him just makes it worse and worse.
Who the fuck goes and says that CT scans are painful? They're fucking painless as they come
Onion you true dumb fuck
Maybe Troy wanted a pink bike. I'm sure Lainey has posted about the gendering of toys etc., so it's not beyond unbelievable that they got him a pink bike.
Man, Lamewad could make a killing turning her channel into a mommy channel because she's a "space prince" and could make bank talking about gendered toys etc. People would lap that shit up.
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Lainey will lie even about who drew a simple drawing.
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when you have to dress yourself like your husband's favourite male anime character, to ask him if he goes to your homemade prom in your own house with you
~* Just Lainey things *~
Shouldn't all this stuff be put into the garage so it's not destroyed in the rain? Who stores their lawn mower outside like that?
Oh right, Lainey's Life Partner who wanted the whole garage to himself.
I know it's just paraidolia (sp?), but it looks like there's a severed dog's head in the fireplace, and I just can't unsee it now.>>509209
didn't he have like 3+ million? even with a steady leak of subs, it'll take a while for all of them to vanish.
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I think I can name one
I know armchairing isn't allowed, but I feel like that's 100% spot-on. I felt really sorry for Lainey at that moment, even though I know she's almost as bad as he is. But nobody deserves to have their SIMPLE ASS QUESTION thrown back in their faces like that.
If that was Lainey's friend or acquaintance and they treated her like this, everyone would tell her to cut them off and remove the toxic influence from her life.
Why is his face as red as a baboon's ass?>>509249
The way her stupid sheet backdrop keeps moving because she's literally elbowing it is so mesmerizing. What a cunt talking about how much she wants the $50 primer but she's not about to spend it on herself. Buy your own makeup you greedy pig!
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This is so typical. For the anons that speculate that LGH tried to isolate her from her family because of what he did to exes, he actually did this. Some anons know about it and have mentioned it, but mostly I’ve seen speculation about it. http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=Taylor_(Wife)
He’s a fucking creep. Just because someone blocks you doesn’t mean they dislike you or even think about you. Sometimes people see someone say dumb shit and block them and never think about them again. He was full of himself if he thought that guy cared, kek. How obnoxious. Your s/o is allowed to fucking enjoy music and fangirl over someone who’s actually famous despite them blocking you? The guy doesn’t harass him. This is hilarious. Yet he can give a girl a full body massage and fuck her, but Lainey isn’t loyal because she got excited someone famous tweeted at her. Cool.
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Why does she continually do these stupid videos without washing her face first? She still has yesterday's makeup smeared all over her eyes. So gross.
Yet another video where a patron spends tons of money on products and she shits all over it.
Btw, what happened to "I haven't been wearing any makeup and I finally feel like myself!" That lasted how long? A day?
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Kek LGH celebrating an "independent thinker". Just don't be too independent with your thinking or he'll throw that pledge in your face. If you're not a figment of his imagination, that is.
>>509248>Just a person that doesn't like me, tweeting you & you fondly reacting to it. No loyalty.
What a child. Not only to think
this way, but to think it so much that he deems it appropriate to publicly shame her over it.
I can't remember the last time anyone sperged out at me about loyalty. I think it was in middle school.
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A comment on his"Final Video". Spot on.
He totally wrote that shit lmao. The style of writing, ":)", praising Lainey as a great human, talking about watching da hatUrZ and then giving LGH a chance and realizing everybody was wrong and he is totes a super awesome content aggregator cough
I mean "creator". Oh wow and they also mention he just happens to have the most diverse patreon perks, kek. Sure Jan.
He banned two Patrons in one day a month or so ago because they disagreed with what he was saying; one for not liking his shitty suicide jokes, the other because they questioned his "FAXX" too frequently. He doesn't like "independent thinkers," he likes people that suck his dick; the fact that he had to ban his own Patrons speaks to this, as does the fact that he's now banning (censoring, that thing you can't do to him, but he can do to you) everyone with even the slightest criticism on Twitch.
What made him go from unbanning everyone, to having to ban like crazy? Perhaps moving into a deluxe trailer in the woods where he can't escape Lainey and hentai-fap in peace has made him all the more sensitive?
He couldn't have made it any more obvious if he tried. Starts off by casually mentioning he sends "nice" personal messages to patrons. And she thanks him for not only taking
pledges but HONESTLY
earning them. Where have we heard that before?
I kekked at him thanking her for "letting me know your story". What story, bitch? The epic tale of how you overcame the haturz?
There's not one intro post in his patreon that has been this well thought out and didn't have a life story/picture of themselves for him. So ridiculous, who buys this shit?
so basically lainey got herself a sugar momma - is it finally time for divorcegate then, now that someone who actually HAS money is showing interest in her?
even if lame is not a lesbian, getting with some rich, older lesbian MUST be 1000x better then having to get with onision.
come on footface, this is your chance!
She doesn't even need it. Her makeup skills are bad and a $50 primer won't magically fix that. She can buy drugstore brands for a while. >>509305
That 120 or whatever color palette made me cringe. She could've got the same palette from BH cosmetics or even a similar one from Coastal Scents but instead she's smearing potentially toxic shit around her eyes. She deserves it though. >>509309
She shits on everything. She's an ungrateful cow. She could've tried to make that work by mixing the concealer with a moisturizer to make it a little more blendable or something but she's retarded and just slaps anything on her face.
He is so petty with his "breakups" but expects people to stay with him while he is the biggest asshole to them. Also his patreons just defend anything he says. They barely heard the story and were already going "omg what an evil person for laughing!!". Like they've never laughed at someone who fell and was clearly not hurt at all.
>I just couldn't comprehend the lack of consideration
LOL. Fucking hilarious coming from him. The most inconsiderate horrid person who laughs at other people's pain on the daily, even his own wife.
He is such a fucking baby it’s disgusting. It reminds me of Adrienne’s letter about how he curled up in the bed crying. There’s something deeply mentally wrong with him. I laugh at my fucking self when I slip on ice. What kind of creep gets butt hurt because someone laughs at something fucking funny. How can anyone love this chode? And to think that Sh and Lainey were both teenagers and like 10 years younger than him when they were together.
Honestly what’s it going to take for Lainey to leave him? I know we often say she’ll never leave him because she hasn’t, but there have been times when she’s tweeted incriminating shit about him and she left him for like 2 weeks during cuddlegate. I feel like one more thing and she’ll probably lose it. I just don’t know why someone would want to continue working hard at being in a relationship with someone like this. Lainey has claimed to love feminine women, maybe that’s why she’s with her husband. He acts like a pre-teen girl.
She deserves fake make up, cheap bitch.
I feel like a lot of people think wish is legit lol
>>509344>Honestly what’s it going to take for Lainey to leave him?
Hot guy with fame and money asks her to divorce onion and marry him. AKA never happening.
If they get into true financial struggle where it would actually affect her life to be with him over being single, she might decide dumping him is worth it since he has no money or fame to give her. Shes scared of change, being proven that the past 6 years of her life were not spent on her "soulmate", losing her internet fame/money (she probably is motivated by onion to make videos and will be lazy by herself), and the thought of being a single mom with two kids (immature men aren't gonna wanna deal with the kid thing and she isnt attracted to mature adults since shes still stuck in her teen phase).
she could keep doing the YouTube shit. honestly her dumping lgh would probably gain her lots of views and subs from the drama alone, and a lot of her subs hate him anyway, so really she could only go up from here. I think hes really holding her back.
also, she could easily find a dude willing to overlook her kids to date/marry. as much as we rag on her she's not ugly or fat.
>>509376>>509380>taylor gets married to a normal man>kids love him>call him dad>???
greg would prob murder them all after crying on yt
im barely joking
>>509362>I feel like a lot of people think wish is legit lol
They do. People complain about how YouTubers act like makeup from Wish is so bad because they've had decent experiences with it but it seems like it's so hit or miss it's a stupid gamble to take when there are inexpensive reputable brands available. Those people are just that stupid apparently and deserve to fuck up their eyes and skin with cheap shit from China that for all they know has urine in it.>>509376
This is true. When Billie left and the infamous where's my support went down GSW acted like it was so wrong people treated her like she was a hero for escaping a bad situation. That could be her support if she left LGH. People are tired of seeing his killer tomato face and flabby gut with puffy nips popping up in her videos all the time.
I'm not surprised. I remember when it was just a dumb Fb app, but now I see it has YT ads and shit.
I'll buy shit from China no problem, but nothing that goes into my body or stays on it (like lotions, etc). Or stuff that you leave plugged in (fire worry). My paranoia overpowers my poverty, ha.
no, he'd be panicking because he didn't have a backup plan to replace lame with and would try to seduce her back to him tirelessly until he managed to dupe another teenager to marry him.
he's terrified of being alone. look how fast he was willing to throw away lame and the kids when B was still in the picture. he's endlessly trying to find the next girl to dump lame for under the guise of a threesome. he's a huge pussy and knows that after the drama bomb of divorcing lame he would have nothing.
Dude needs constant audience for shit he does. He is so mentally fucked in the head, that once he is alone - only with himself- he goes complete batshit. That's why he won't leave Lainey (or let her leave) until he has a replacement ready.
I remember someone posted a cap here from one of his old sites (before he was Onision). Him and Skye were still dating and were long distance for a short time.
He was describing pain he felt because she was leaving. It seems like a normal entry at first but when you look at it better, it goes something like this:>I'll miss her listening to me, I'll miss her watching me do something etc etc
Like it wasn't that he was going to miss HER, instead he was going miss her being an audience of his. It was lowkey so fucked up.
He sees his gfs/wives as his audience (whom he can fuck) and nothing else.
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i wasn’t sure if i should post this at all, since it’s such a disgrace kek
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samefag, this is definitely a lot more savory and i hope you like it -
i went ahead and finally gave lame the binder she deserves.
It's speculated he was talking to Lainey even earlier than that. Some people think in the voicemails he left Adrienne that the 'girl in school' he mentions is Lainey and we know she started sending him fangirl tweets during the Adrienne era.
It's really weird. He's in his 30s and he's never had a meaningful period of time being single; he's always got another girl lined up ready. The thing is, he's older and even more unattractive now. His channel is dying so the only opportunity he has to source out new girls is through Lainey and most of her subs seem to hate him too.
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Confirmed: LGH is trying to break into the women's prison demographic.
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LGH is on a twitter spree today.
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yeah. it seems more nonsensical than usual. somethings brewing it the grease trailer swamp.
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He's also lovebombing Lainey, perhaps he fucked up and misgendered her.
hes trying to become the next hitler>>509567
considering what her instagram photos look like, is that a compliment or an insult?
What’s he even trying to get at? He gains and loses patrons all the time.>>509567
Notice how he always lovebombs her after making subtle jabs towards someone on Twitter? Also when things start getting tough in their house. Tinfoil but I feel like Lainey may be making threats or getting fed up with his shit because I don’t remember him ever being this scared and trying to make up after hurting her before she started putting money in the savings account for his debt. I mean just over a year ago he was such a cunt that he TOLD her he would fuck Billie if he wanted to. Now she wears the pants.
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He's still sperging out about people hatewatching him.
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I knew this was giving me skeevy 90s vibes… obviously way more deformed tho
And he feels so unloved he needs to hug himself?
That would be sad if you weren't such a toxic piece of trash. Go into swamp, Greg.
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>I'm glad we all talked
And by "we all talked" he means "I lectured you while you giggled and agreed with me"
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Kek this is the follow-up to that ridiculously obvious fake patron intro.
>Look guiz my fans aren't teenagers, many of them are mature women!>Btw, what a great idea for a birthday gift to yourself: send me money!>No one will notice it's a pic of an Ostrich
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>I am financially struggling you guize
Kek most of the comments are either calling him out on this or saying it's a misleading title because it's not funny in the least.
and she spent like 5 minutes justifying it. how the other "studio" was too big and she likes the closet so much better. it was funny to watch her flounder as she tried to overcompensate.
He probably is.
I'll bet after the whole incident with the lawyer, Gurg's ego took a boost cause he's probably now thinking SH still watches his stuff and keeps tabs on him, else she wouldn't have known he reposted their old videos.
So my guess is he is hoping she will make contact with him if he keeps talking about her.
i honestly dont know what any remaining fans find entertaining. The constant sperging about haters or the constant sperging about his financial problems? >>509651
its laughable that he tries to make shiloh or any of his ex's as the crazy abusive one. All he has to say is she acted like "he wasn't good enough" aka she probably didn't boost his ego enough after all the emotional shit he put her through and constantly breaking up with her after stupid shit like laughing when he fell on ice. You never experienced domestic abuse moron. You are the abuser.
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made with love - lots of ~*+•^.,_~*gay*~_,.^•+*~ love.
lmfao this is beautiful anon
wish it was digital tho
One of LGH's fans mentions their brother died and makes really shitty incest jokes. He also brings up his shitty philosophy about tragedies.>>509746
This is great. 10/10
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The timeline and decline of Plainey the Straight Wife:
They'll probably get more bugs living in a swamp.>>509778
she cut her hair and got a permanent attitude on her face. i don't blame her living with greg.
Not only that but she spoke about the toy as if it was alive…"It will protect me!".
I just can't with her nonsense.
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Can you imagine the cringe?
maybe the recent comparisons of her and SH have gotten to her, people have been on her for not having any talent at all.
i wonder what her actually singing would sound like, i can barely imagine her voice outside of that monotone she's usually stuck in.
and a music video of her lip-syncing to her own song?
is it christmas already? kek
has been a pateron goal for a while but I do agree that she feels threatened by Shi.
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She made a reaction to LGH's "10 Things I Love about Laineybot" video. That's it. I think she was fine as long as she got to defend herself and look the victim. As far as making a '10 Things I Love About Onion" - she probably knows that LGH couldn't take the joke. It always takes him around half a year to embrace any nicknames we give him and even after you can tell he's still salty.https://hooktube.com/watch?v=oqqjhiBCsI4
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What a lazy mukbang vid. Raw vegan isn't just a plate of raw vegetables. Not to mention she doesn't even like most of the food she put out.
not to mention it's organic
which doubles it in price
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In that short second of taking a screengrab she was talking about a bug falling in her food lol
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As much as I hate to admit it but I agree with LGH on this cringefest video. Lameo tries fucking fruit and vegetables and she spits everything out and squeals "aaahhh it's disgusting, it's gross". She's a legitimate bulimic. >>509860
She used to say her "thinspo" was a bad thing but then she spits most of her food out nowadays too lol. I don't even believe it was THAT bad.
Like that’ll happen. I cringe everyday because I see lurkers repeating/posting what we say on here to LGH on his twitter. The second we say something here, people rush to Lainey’s stream and her husband’s Twitter questioning them and telling them, ruining any milk, kek.>>509851
When you make a mukbang, it’s usually food you like and you actually eat. How is she providing her kids with any nutrients if she doesn’t even eat healthy foods and is deadset on breastfeeding them until they’re like 12?
lmao anon spitting your food out like a petulant child is not bulimia
lame does not and has never had an eating disorder, she's just an average sized girl who wants to be special and thin and uwu so fragile
I wonder if the gay husband put her up to this as a jab at Shiloh.
Shiloh has actual talent though unlike Taylor. Her voice is going to be like nails on a chalkboard.
Purging usually isn't loud. After you've been doing it for a while, you can learn to do it without making any noise at all.
But I agree I don't think she's bulimic. Her eating is disordered and she has a horrible diet but it's probably not more than that (from what we can see at least).(derailing)
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I cant trust someone who hates all those good veggies and fruits (who dislikes all berries??), but eats cherry tomatoes whole and kiwi with skin on it.
People don't want to watch a mukbang where you eat nothing, have the most boring food possible, and still exclaim how gross everything is. You know they bought all this shit just to put it in this video and are going to trash half of it, but will complain about how poor they are. Also fucking disgusting how she just throws food all over her yard/porch.
I think she enjoys people speculating about her having an eating disorder and commenting about how smol she is and think "oh she barely eats!".>>509935
mukbang is just an eating show. It doesn't have to be binging. And mukbangs started off as livestreams, so people didn't "cut" them. There are youtubers who do obviously edit the shit out of their videos and are obviously spitting out the food though.
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What was that moment 3:32 minutes in? LGH threw a rind behind him and it seemed like lainey stopped, Thought about something, Then did this big awkward flinch for no reason?
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Also you can hear their kids multiple times during that video, so they are sitting there watching their mom look disgusted at fruit and veggies and spitting them out. Way to teach your kids good habits. Can't believe this bitch thinks shes a legit psychology major.
Idk how they just sit there completely ignoring their kids, not even glancing at them most of the time. How weird must these kids feel that their parents just are talking to a camera and pretending they dont exist. If they make a sound, they probably just shush them and look annoyed because they have to edit it out.>>509941
she said she thought it was going to fall on her, like when something is thrown in the air and it has a delayed fall.
This Lamey compilation is amazing anon! Kudos!! You really picked accurate angles of her.>>509941>>509853
None of this food in this "mukbang" has a theme. They aren't related or prepared in a delicious way. Slytherin is awared no points.>>509859
Looks like Greasey went for his bimonthly botox and his fresh new face fillers too. Puffy!!
Thats a lot of makeup he slapped on himself, it does not pair well with his hair or skintone.>>509632
THIS IS THE BEST. Look at his little house!!! Look at that cheap wall paneling! Take a gander at that hollow lightweight door!!!!
The Onions new digs are so trashy that even the ac ductwork sticks out.
That like, aesthetic suicide.>>509088>>509055
These 2 pictures finally explain, to me, why Greg's mom's obstetrician thought Greg had Down Symdrome while in utero.
A marker is a thick or wide neck. Extra skin/fat on the back of the neck, at the bottom.
Also his giant broad head is sometimes marker.
And his strange tounge clef thing, a tounge tie sometimes accompany Downs babys.
And his hand crease. While its not a 100% simian line, it goes pretty straight across the hand.
And they say that men with Downs usually are infertile, with a chance of like 30% to have a baby, and people with Downs have a 50% chance of having a child with Downs.
And testicular tortion or undecended testies are also a symptom of Downs.
Cue twilight zone music….
The picture is not here, but why the hell is he keeping his lawnmower outside and not in the garage???
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY KEEPING THEIR SHOES OUTSIDE IN THE RAINY WASHINGTON WEATHER???
Heh get it?? Taylor Trash?? Kek.
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What happened to him?
>>509926>idk about you Americans
Literally everyone is saying it’s gross, can you read?
And I agree, enough with the sperging and blogposting about your own ED stories, no one cares, no offense. This is about Lainey and her husband. And it’s just cringey when farmers do that..
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Greasy… that middle age flab spread…. Woof!!
He looks like a defeated Al Bundy in spirit
Anyone else notice how cut this video is?
Like it seems like they're having a productive conversation till you notice how it's all cut and pasted together, just watch the shadows in the bottom right jump around.
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yeah, LGH even puts his finger to his mouth in a hushing way, probably telling one or both of them to be quiet. how sad, i wonder if trot can even make a sentence because his parents are always working and he has to be silent
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billie’s birthday is coming up and she’s turning 21, i wonder if LGH is gonna do a twitter rant about pot or about dumping her soon or on her birthday. what if he asked her to come back since she can legally smoke pot now kek
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Apparently depression is all about being woke, not a chemical imbalance. Also it might be easier to take him seriously if he hadn't made videos ridiculing depression.
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There are so many comments calling Lame and LGH out for being so negative and wasteful in her newest video. Also a lot of people were commenting how they clearly don't even know what a mukbang is kek.
This comment was funny too. I doubt Foot would be too happy after it, especially since she called LGH out about his cheating jokes.
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Caveman and Lump rockin their signature profiles.
I can’t believe hoe tragic they’ve become.
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Gronk also posted this to Instagram. I feel like he's getting tired of being so close to Laundry and the kids
the hell's up with her chin??
looks like she's got two of 'em. or an abscess or some shit.
just weird looking.
the spitting out of food is almost always reserved for unhealthy foods in people w/ an ED. everybody is different but a majority of them wouldnt spit out vegetables bc theyre vegetables and often times all they allow themselves. plainey is literally just being a kid.
LMAO shane actually likes vegetables, so shes doing bad if shes trying to copy
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Lameo has a weird lumpy chin that appears whenever she is disgusted it seems. It's been mentioned in previous threads a few times
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I do believe we are witnessing an existential crisis.
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New patreon video. I dont know how to reupload patreon vids but ill post a brief sumary of it in a minute. Its literally a video of him talking in a black pitch garage.
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Will we ever find the truth?
Oh thank god his shitty book isn't finished yet.
>I don't believe in not publishing my honest thoughts
wew what a wordsmith
He is legit having an exitensial breakdown. He talks about his supposed suicide thing in 2007. Then spends the next ten minutes talking about how he had it all but it wasnt enough. And now that he has nothing he feels the same without purpose. He says he feels stuck reiterates that is not with his spouse
and tries to justify why he doesn't travel by saying that hes been to places and they all look the same to him so why bother?. He also talks about how we are all destined to become unneded and seems scared by this tought. The whole video is filmed in a pitch black room you can see his face and body but nothing else
and with randomly haunted house noises inserted, i thought at the beginning they were planes but then realized it was scary movie sounds edited inn..kek..
and keeps biting his lip and has the sad im about to cry dog eyes.
Isnt this the same existencial crisis he had befor divorcing sk? And then blamed it all on her for her making him depressed because she was depresses?
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tl;dr waah I didn't use my money properly and I deeply regret marrying my rebound after shiloh because rebound is actually crazier. waah wahh wah
kek this is glorious
I don’t know who I’m more upset with?? Im either mad at myself or made at grease family!! I watched a grown ass woman cry about eating vegetables she doesn’t like….
But I’m literally sitting here as a grown ass woman crying about watching a woman I don’t like!! What’s worse??
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I dunno if this still relevant
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LGH is unraveling.
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He’s literally having a break down and my body is ready for the milk>>510013
Underrated comment KEK >>510026
He fucking hates his life and it’s no ones fault but his own
Where can said video be found?? Please provide a hint
As to where I can watch this explosion
I honestly believe if he didnt fuck things up with billie so badly, he wouldn't have lost so much viewership. She was refreshing and new, and a lot of people found her more interesting than lame and people have gotten bored of lamey and the two topics she only ever talks about (being "gay" and "agender"). They are not a power couple to watch, so having a new girl with new drama would have been more entertaining. He fucked up by having kids with lame.>>510063>>510064
lol he really can't handle not having fame and attention. lame and his kids hardly mean anything to him. he'd give them up for his fame in a nanosecond.
I love how he thinks his pathetic "depressing" video about his life not being perfect cause he fucked it up by being an asshole and losing the easy fame he never deserved is so deep and depressing, but will laugh and not give a shit about even his patrons telling him they are suicidal, suffered abuse, etc. How can anyone not see hes a narcissist and only gives a shit about himself?
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Kek!!! Some girls suggested a therapist and this is his excuse
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Im laughing at all the faces of hate and exhaustion LGH makes at his cow-dyke wife during her "I spit everything out" video
He hates her so much
lmao this is dumb as hell. It's a therapist's job to deal with all types of people with varying problems every day. As if no therapist's client has ever told them some disturbing thought or was even mean/rude to them. And of course he is basically telling his fans not to see a therapist in fear they will hurt the therapist. good message.>>510092
i just imagine at that moment, him going through his life wondering where he went wrong, and thinking how much he regrets jumping to lameo so fast from shiloh when he could have taken his time and found a prettier girl who would decide to remain a girl since he still had fame back then. He always thought when he was tired of her he would have his pick of the next girl he wants and be able to choose among many attractive young girls. But all he has now are his sad ugly discord chicks.
I feel like having billie in their threesome gave him such false confidence that he must be hot as hell and wanted by every girl. I still don't understand what possessed her to go near this ugly man when she was cute enough to get way hotter younger guys who are not psycho. Hes been getting slapped in the face with reality ever since as every girl hes tried to pull has preferred lameo and not want to go near him.
samefag u need to learn some patience
only one or two ppl seem to upload
And she zoomed in and included them.
She loves being shit on. A true sub.>>510011
Is this him admitting he's depressed again?>>510001
Watching this video is incredibly depressing once you realize where the kids are in it, and that they are silently watching daddy shit on "spouse" and spit food everywhere. Also, great to teach your kids "all these fruits and veggies are yucky, but cookies are good!"
I just re-watched, and Gronk curses Lamey out and their oldest is giggling as he yells at her.
Fuck, we get to watch them set bad examples for their kids and then someday I'm sure we will get to see the Onions "struggling" with their misbehaving uncontrollable, cursing, hitting teenagers and they won't understand why.
I thought I wanted this but I don’t…. I’m threw
Minutes in and began fast forwarding and skipping around…this is so boring…I was seriously hoping this bitch was actually going to self implode on camera…. instead I am watching a 30 year old beta cry and whine about how the world is so mean!! Booooring! Dude
You’re seriously 30 years old… the world owes you absolutely nothing!! You mean nothing to the universe!! Nobody means anything to the universe!! We are all nobodies!! Grow up and deal or kill yourself!! Figure it out and man up!! The world owes none of ya anything!! None of us matter in the Grand scheme… deal with it
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He hates his fake-gay wife so much he cant even hang out till the end of the video.
Anyone else notice that in almost every video she has him in, hes like a dog whos pulling on his leash wanting to get away, and shes usually left to do the outro on her videos alone.
I thought so at first too, but re-watch it.
Kids are in the bottom left corner and he's tending to them.
Like, probably being a decent dad for once.
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What does LGH expect to win in court against Real Stream News guy?
That gay little face mask he used to wear?
He was going to sue keemstar and joy sparkle, but it was empty threats (as always)
He'd never go to court because he fears that all the pedo shit that haunts the Onision name would be dredged up, either by the person who hes suing in an attempt to muddy the water and tarnish his reputation, or the haters would start posting all the allegations about him anywhere the court case is published. Remember when he happened to come in contact with some old military buddy, the first thing this buddy asked Greg about was all the pedophile accusations he had heard about him, thats how bad it was, and still is.
Heres how legit his threats about suing someone is. When confronted with legal action against himself by Sh's manager, instead of saying "fuck yes, take me to court because Im 100% right" he pussied out and took the video down and cried to his discord fags. Hes a bully who when pushed back doesnt know what to do and runs away.
Well it is a common theory that Lainey actually resents the attention her children get from Onion, especially her daughters and that's why she suddenly start doing in the ddlg and "daddy" stuff, I mean that stuffed animal at the movie for sure just proves she's still into role playing being his "little girl"
I actually feel a little bad for him since he did seem genuinely uninterested in the whole "role play" but guess he's stuck with doing it now that she's the money bringer.
I honestly can't think of one time in a video Lainey looked at her kids like that or even acknowledged them. She just completely ignores their existence, they could even be wearing noise canceling headphones in this video as well, though trot laughing at LGH being mean to his mom makes it less likely. He'll maybe the kids like their real dad more than GSW. We really don't know how he is with the kids, he could possibly Be a decent father to them, doubtful, but possible, he for sure neglects them, but maybe less so than Lainey. Maybe he actuallly gives them attention.
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>>510111>being a decent dad for once.>Kids are in the bottom left corner>>510113>he threw a piece of fruit in that direction
I throw food at my kids like scraps to dogs all the time.
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Thoughts from twitter?? True milk?? Or false??
get out of here you commie>>510113
i need to see a gif or something because i refuse to watch
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She’s losing potential fans, even people who “want to like” her are calling her cancer
Added commentary from Germany kek
> failing classes> only one who cared about "cliques" (and he still does in his fucking 30's)> bullied/beat up with reason
There was also an anon here that said Greg's nickname in high school was "dog boy" but they forgot why.
I'd believe it.
Wait, Greg's a drop out?>>510146>using the term cancer after Greg uses it so strongly
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Same twitter poster
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True or false?? What do the cows think??(learn to integrate)
As much as I don’t like Shrok I was loving him being repulsed and dragging her. He hates her so much. >>510115
She does the “little girl” act purely for attention. She wants to appear fragile and smoll~~ it’s a fact that he has a saviour complex exept hes bored of lainey now and doesn’t give a fuck. The more desperate she acts the more he gets fed up of her, it’s a downwards spiral.
Greg called jock tutors younger sister a skank.
reading comprehension 101
it was the other guys sister>>510154
true, because of his bacne in photos
so Don't Watch This Video (Lost Within) is an incredible watch because it's really a lot of the shitty stuff he's done over the last years coming home to roost. It's a LGH video so of course there's the usuals ("I have helped so many people!") etc.
Honestly I think it's most likely going to be just the stress of moving + the IRS stuff, I don't buy that gerg is actually depressed, but it is interesting to watch him try to deal with actual regret and shame and stress in his usual way.
the editing is 10/10 too, its him in a pitch black room with what sounds like spaceships(?) taking off as background sounds lol
cows = greg and lainey
farmers = anons
whoever wrote that got the terminology wrong, so it's either one of the cows themselves, a discord fag/fan or a newfag.
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From the waybackmachine that greg didn’t have many friends in highschool. I’m inclined to believe the twitter poster. He was clearly bullied and took it as a form of superiority. He didn’t have many male friends or peers. It’s totally reasonable to have friends of the opposite sex but it’s a bit unusual when the majority of your same sex peers dislike you. When you cling on to the females cause the dudes hate you, you’re probably inept and lacking in a majority of areas that would make you relatable to your peer group. Being disliked by your peers doesn’t make you superior greg
I tried to understand, but to me it's more like he's trying to push this idea that he's some unique woke fuck who thinks he's helping others recognise the 'reality' of it all by making a video.
I couldn't even focus bc of the makeup and filters, and making it so that he's the only thing in the shot and what even was up with the background noises? I feel like he's just attention seeking. The entire thing just screamed 'edgy' at me and unless something comes of this video, I don't care.
Ikr? Every time I see a picture of that lumpy chin I try to make my chin do the same thing but I can't. I'm mesmerized by it lmao.>>510185
Plus, calling his tutors sister a slut… dude could never handle real or perceived authority. I 99% believe the Twitter post.
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While we're playing the wayback game…
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuck I know this is a double post but here is a clearer image of original twitter posts “ alleged” milk claim….. double post but clearer view
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Same fucken fag and same damn post but a better image of the alleged story
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lol all those
>- Gregory J. Daniel
what a fucking retard
> I will end your life only in consideration of the fact you inadvertently trying to make my offspring orphans, and this is entirely unnacceptable
LMAAAO. Gather 'round, shadow fans. We need an Onion action movie. I want it for the same reason I want him to keep writing "books". It's just fucking gold.
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I’m sorry but I believe I have the best one yet…. to early to declare a winner??
These are all so great!!!! Top Kudos anons!!
Ooo ooo ooo!! Can you do one with the evolving quote, against a pic of Grunkle in his Adult Diaper phase???
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This is so twisted, but so fitting.>>510219
Sure, why not?
Nah that’s a glitch
It’s got 6K views
Still abismal for a channel with 2 million subs
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Any patreon anons wanna grab it?
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greg telling one of the kids to shut up
plus you can hear the kid humming around 3:47
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He updated his coment on people suggesting therapy. He is definetly not the brightest of the bunch if he thinks no one has these thoughts but almighty LGH.
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This pretty much says what he thinks of his straight wife. Since getting together with Gurg she's been trying to emulate the characteristics he likes rather than growing as a person. Even if they do get divorced I really think she'll jump to the next guy - her biggest issue is pretending she's something she's not. to get approval from her husband and fans.
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he might as well say "welcome to my crazy mind" jfc
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I was about to say the same thing. If he really did that to himself in school, he's going overboard with 4 showers per day trying to compensate. Maybe that's why he was bullied - he smelled like a flaming garbage can from a mile away? Wish the source was more reliable though>>510280
Spoilt transtrenders don't kek.
This. This… CHIN
What… why… I don't… um…
Chins don't do that. Chin muscles can't do that, like, at all!!
What is wrong with Taylor's chin?
I still think she had a jaw reconstruction or a chin implant installed because of a weak chin.
Why else would the muscle not me attached to the chin???
Lameys Foot Chin
To the anons saying, he's in his garage: He isn't. He's in front of a green screen (visible by his hair and general outline) which was later replaced by a black background in post, plus the video appears desaturated as is visible by his complexion, then he simply added an echo to his voice to make the whole thing "scarier". It's already been pointed out that he has used sound effects.
I agree with the anon who said he did it for stirring up drama. It looks too staged to be spontaneous; it's definitely heavily edited / filtered.
He might be lurking after all… spinning the whole "hunted mansion" trend into a "hunted narc" approach, which is … kind of creative.
Meaning, I suspect that as a smaller child, she might have had othomaxillary surgery. Or the chin implant done as a 13-14 year old.
Her family could for sure afford any surgery like that, especially if teeth were crowded or the dentist recommended it to be done.
Just trying to figure out this chin bump.
Can any of you or your friends and family make your chin muscles ppp out like she hiding a peppermint candy in there like a 'Roo?
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I’m cringing for saying this but Lainey’s gay husband was funny time to time in her mukbang vid, probs cuz he was shitting on her constantly.
Also not liking berries?? Or bananas? What an absolute meme.
Also this comment lmao
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you "chin implant" tinfoilers are literally the worst. please stop, you're derailing from perfectly good actual milk.
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He's so desperate with all these polls he makes
No one talks to this sad man, so he passive aggressively responds to farmers.
He thinks commenting hate is the same as saying it in the person's home? Oooookay.
While I agree with the chin implant part, I don't think this face is a reasonable comparison, most people can make a double chin with the skin under their chin.
Lame's is in the middle, where there should be no extra skin or fat deposits…or normally controllable muscle.
Literally harasses all his ex's by talking and ranting about them in videos to this day.>it's because I'm HONEST
People leave truthful harsh comments pointing out his problematic
behavior and respond to children that defend this idiot>OMG STALKERS, STOP HARASSING ME AND MY FANS
I mean yeah, some of the comments are trolly, abusive or questionable but probably nothing worse than what he says about others on a daily basis.
He's such a baby. One of those losers that can dish it out but can't take it. You'd think after this long on the internet and Youtube, he'd grow a thicker skin.
Fucking LOL. He's such a chump.>I'm so woke and my mind is so dark and intelligent that I don't wanna go to a therapist because they'd soon be manipulated by my amazing arguments and intellect.
What a faggot. He argues like a ten year old boy, anyone who isn't a retarded 12 year old 'fan' could pick apart his arguments in like 5 seconds if they actually were given the chance to speak, let alone a licensed therapist. The fact that he even posted this is cringey. Motherfucka talkin' like he's some Hannibal Lecter mastermind evil genius that can fuck with the mind of a therapist.
God I hate him.
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i drew foot and LGH kek
Onion-boi is so beneath pewds that I highly doubt he's even on his radar, let alone directed solely towards him but instead merely those like him. Granted, i can not deny that the video is hella relevant.>>510309
Chill, Anon. tl;dr
The vid is about how hate helped to shape him into a better person, but the first min or so he talks about how ego got in the way but how he goes about it is pretty similar to how gronk acts only he's kidding, plus he said "we don't need to get into any names, okay?"
I HIGHLY doubt he was referring to LGH, just a fun coincidence.
Link to the vid https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=VEDEQDk2rB8>>510335
His green screen is in his garage. >>510298
Anon, you just don’t understand Greg. His torture soul is wrestling 10,000 demons but only he is strong enough to keep them at bay. I know I for one can rest easy knowing his superior mind is hard at work keeping us normies (aka dumb-dumbs) sage from something so deep and surreal we can never possibly understand.
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From her newest vid «My husband does my makeup» in where he refuse to use the proper tools and products and spends the entire time whining.
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And don't forget his red face…
Yeah, it looks violent.
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desperate times call for drastic measures.
watching dem comments
i hope no one posts a comment, then edits it to something hilariously insulting to onion and posts the screenshot of the onion-liked insult here. in fact, i hope it doesn't become a series. that might be humiliating.
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Stop calling him a pussy, guize.
Yeah, what's with random "oh I knew Greg" anons coming out of the woodwork and posting censored information ANYONE could have made including captions like>what do the cows think??>??
I feel like we've had at least a few newfags since two, three days ago. Please read the rules and info.
fucking kek'd, i guess this doggo's comment >>510303
really got under his crusty skin.>>509942
I can't believe I missed this, absolute gold. Great work Anon!
Mentioning "f-bombs" I thought they were bleeping them out, what gives?
>>510278> There is a huge difference between stating your opinion in your own home to your own audience (your YouTube channel) and stating your negative opinion in the home of the person you're talking about
What the actual fuck. He's acting like haturz are literally wading in his mucky swamp and screeching insane insults into his garage.
Hey dipshit: you broadcast your shitty opinions on a public platform on the internet
. Everyone gets rude comments, it's the nature of the beast when you seek internet fame. And guess what? When you share every gross aspect of your questionable personal life, sperg out every other day and throw wild accusations about more popular YouTubers, people are going to comment.
His arch-nemesis Pewds gets tons of hate, however he doesn't throw constant bitchfits about it. He laughs it off like a normal person and when it got to be too much he turned his comments off for a bit. It's not that complicated when you're not a whiny, thin-skinned fuck.
I think they know now that nothing will stop either one of them from getting demonetized, even bleeping lmao>>510442
Greg drops A pretty loud "FUUUUCK" towards the end and even mentions having sex with Lainey. I can't even imagine what these two talk about in front of their kids when the cameras aren't there
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First of all, therapists can't "medicate" you. He either saw a psychiatrist which is doubtful considering his track history, or the therapist suggested he consider getting evaluated by one.
He has terrible comprehension skills, and is such a defensive, scared little pussy that he probably freaked out, threw a fit and is terrified to see anyone else. Judging from his reaction at the dr office with his child, he clearly doesn't understand that as consumers, we can calmly ask for second opinions. Doctors aren't trying to attack us ffs.
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I don’t know why, but I felt extra autistic for doing a physical painting instead of photoshop. Oh well, It was such a strange video to watch that it felt necessary. I wonder if their neighbors had a good view of the ogres spitting food into their backyard?>”FEED US DADDY!”
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I started making one of these too. lol great minds.
I'll upload mine if I finish it.
Someone please make a Grek image of him shouting about people needing to get out of his swamp, overlaid on some of his insane rants on YouTube and Twitter.>>510484
MAYBE YOU FUCKING NEED IT.>>510498
This is AMAZING. We are not worthy, anon.
reminds me a little of something you'd see in the Invisibles.
Or maybe in Transmetropolitan in the Future Dome (whatever it's actually called) as some weird foliage thing birthing and feeding itself. Never doubling. Just constantly consuming itself whilst regrowing.
Dunno why it's so oddly specific.
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Lol did anyone else catch blaire white's diss at onion and lamey on her new video
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Wtf is his pfp and cover pic? He is really going down hill since moving into the new house. I think the swampy scenery is making it worse for him.
lol, Blaire still looks like a girl imo.
And cuter than Lame.
Is he shitting on Lainey?
I can't tell. Sure sounds like it.
He looks like the spitting image of my asshole ex here
probably him second guessing not only his marriage, but every other marriage/relationship that he's been part of - because apart from the one he is in currently, none of them have ever worked out the way he wanted them to, and the one that did is one that he is still very much unsatisfied with.
i wonder if he were to divorce lainey, or the other way around - would he really go back to dating, relationships break ups etc. for a long time in order to find what he's looking for - or would he (again) take the next best thing and put a ring on it?
because on one hand he's not getting any younger and it's going to be hard if not impossible for him to find someone who's up to the standards that his previous girlfriends set* so he might do best to just take what he can get - but on the other hand that seems to be exactly where he thinks he went wrong in the past.
billie's beauty & youth, shiloh's talent, lainey's blank slate/doormat,skye's humor etc. - he'd like all of that combined in one person, but that person would never, ever go for him.
and he likely is very much aware of that, even though he is a narc - he knows he's got nothing left to offer.
in all honestly, where would he even go to find a replacement now, apparently he doesn't want to meet someone at work, school or in person in general.
the less likely you were to meet under normal circumstances the better - so the internet, but his audience is ugly and talentless. the only thing they can offer is the same doormat behaviour lainey has mastered.
he's never going to get out of this.
probably sobbing in his garage right now, listening to "if i could turn back time" kek
My bad, Anon, you are right.
What I should have said instead is that it might not have been pitch black in his garage, but anytime during the day really. He just edited the video so heavily to convey this dark, spooky, dramatic atmosphere.
It doesn't make the video more credible, though. Kek
Lame's complexion looks like she's dead. Her highlighter does more harm than good. She needs to bronze a little more, and fucking use blush so she looks at least a little alive. Unless that's what Greg likes.
I'm still trying to understand Lame's transgender stuff. She doesn't identify as a woman, but she likes makeup. That's ok – plenty of men on Youtube like makeup too and look fabulous. Except Lame isn't good at makeup – is she going for "man in drag" looks, because that's how she ends up? She doesn't want to identify as a woman, but her mannerisms and some of her language is still feminine. She really ends up looking like a confused child boy.
"Do as I say, not as I do" much?
Oh lord have mercy, what is he 16? Shrek is so full of himself in his lil swamp.>>510717
No kidding, Lameo would never leave gronk but he sure as hell would leave her.
also does anyone know when they're going to the gay prom?
I agree she will never leave him. Not even if some hot guy with loads of cash came along like some anons have suggested repeatedly. Don’t get me wrong I want her to leave him just as badly, but she’s so “in love” with him and the idea of who she thinks he was when she first met him (and he was her “Edward Cullen” sweeping her off her feet to Washington) that she will never let go of her dream. He’d have to leave her for divorcegate to ever happen in a million years, but she would be kicking and screaming (figuritively) all the way through the proceedings and trying to convince him not to for the kids sake etc etc.
She’s obsessed with him and the only way I can see her having the guts to leave is if she’s pushed/forced out one day by a Billie 2.0.
I don't want to start with the chin thing again… but in her last stream she seemed pretty triggered
and upset about it. Either she was in a particular bad mood or just hates talking about it. kekhttps://hooktube.com/watch?v=tB49O6Crci4
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holy shit i can't breathe
He's probably been shitting on it for a while. I'm guessing that's
why she always calls him her "twin flame" and not "soulmate"…
was he the same with women - er, girls, I guess, since he still goes for ones the same age as when he was in hs, I imagine - back then?
Like, targeting girls significantly younger than him? and being just as controlling and abusive? and would that be beyond your scope of knowledge?
wonder how long it'll take him to screech about someone from his old hs in a either video or text somewheres.
i bet loyalty, liars, losers etc. will be just some (or one of) the ways you'll be talked about in.
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He 100% said it to himself while sadly gazing at himself in the mirror.
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Same fag, took me a minute to edit for privacy but I’m on this page of the yearbook
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>If you have something to say about me, my viewers etc. get on your own channel
Where you will immediately false flag them? It's going to be a fulltime job silencing criticism on the internet, LGH. I guess you needed a new hobby anyway now that you have no privacy to fap away your days in the basement.
this. he has always loved knocking girls up, maybe seeing them pregnant and having his baby, but he absolutely never wanted to permanently be a father to kids.>>508790
if anyone still is wondering, I believe on her blog Shiloh alluded to it being SIDS.>>510262
it weirds me out that he makes such a big deal out of "NOBODY CAN SEE MY KIDS, IN THE EYES OF THE INTERNET I AM NOT A DAD" yet it legit looks like that was edited just to keep him shushing the kids in the video. the jump cut is literally just before he does it.
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Not super fresh, but I think it's pretty funny.
>I dunno.. I guess my wife.
of course he'd separate his audience from his discordfags
muh echo chamber blah blah blah
She goes back and forth on her bullshit. She started her relationship by messaging him that she was his soulmate, so she holds onto that shit dearly. I think when she was trying to convince herself of reasons why onion and her should still be together and she could acquire a gf, she changed it to twin flame. She probably was hardcore googling to reason out her shitty life choices that she based off her original belief of one "soulmate". She constantly has mentioned soulmates over years and years and wants onion to be hers to justify her marriage and how their relationship started.>>510884
He also self named himself the most honest youtuber and claims everyone calls him that.
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Lamebot's new video - 'Clean with Me'. Such riveting content from our favourite foot.http://hooktube.com/KxQPb8ErrwI
i believe you if only because he goes on and on about all his exes, even in hs and hes only mentioned it in passing vs obsessively like all the others
did he date anyone other than sk, and did they brag about how great he was or whatever
They can't go five minutes without fighting.
>L: How come there is an entire wall of stuff I made for you but there is no stuff you made for me [laughs]>LGH: [flatly] You mean that entire book I wrote you>L: [sorta jokingly] I wrote you one too, bitch>LGH: [rolling his eyes] Yeah, but mine was like UHH-laborate>L: And mine… [suddenly louder] Mine had like… three times as many words as yours di–>LGH: [cuts her off, does this ape gesture thing and makes some kind of "hohohoho" grunt noise??]
–quickcut–>LGH: [sorta jokingly] Shut up
i wonder what the place looked like before they moved in if theyre cleaning so much
or is she just doing it as busy work and because she ran out of video ideas (I HAVE SO MANY VIDEO IDEAS/OMG GUYS GIVE ME VIDEO IDEAS???)
like bitch we all seen youre old laundry pile of a home. IDEALLY it was cleaned before you moved in, so you aint impressing anyone.
Lmao holy shit Bug-Eyed Tami flirted with one of Grease's friends and he got mad at the friend? Is that right?
I want to believeeee. Of course Tami was the one who gave her kid the notion that he can sexually pursue anyone.
>>510937>christmas lights strung around room and window
nice high school deco my dudes
>quotes death note
>SGW: Are we gonna hang this (mirror)?>LGH: No, just ourselves.>jump cut to her saying to stop
kek, that deadpan reply was p good Gurg.
>Lainey sorts laundry idk if it's even clean???>Lainey gets rid of clothes aka asks Greg which he likes better and tosses what he doesn't (I assume it'll go on her posh)>gets rid of rainbow tights (sooooo gay), mentions you can buy her shit on poshmark
Anyway the room looks OK, but I don't get people who have light up shit everywhere (pacman ghost lamp, seemingly bright digital clock etc), or stuff over their bed (I'm scared of shit falling on me lolz). And it seems kind of collegey, at best, which is embarrassing for a couple going into their 6th year of marriage.
>Your room it's not nice. It looks trashy. Everything in it looks cheap and tasteless. The furniture doesn't match with each other. The colours of the furniture don't go with the walls. Those lights are like the kind of lights some college students would use ina dorm. You could use a duvet cover… Everything is aesthetically just horrible…. All those cables hanging from the wall, all that shit just pined to the wall…Am I the only one that sees this?
>So many things that will end in poshmark. Also why do you beg teens to buy you clothes if you gonna sell them?
>Most of the clothes you get rid off you bought them at least six months ago Why do you keep buying clothes you don't like and reselling it to the original price?
+ a million comments of people saying they didn't know they moved, and one saying it was Patron only info
'why is a millionaire complaining' - wasn't his latest video all about how money and success didn't make him happy?
Gosh darn, he can't stay consistent for more than an hour. Completely will to flip-flop his world view if it allows him to get a cheap-shot at someone.
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Sorry for crappy screenshot, but this is the tweet he keeps referring to.
He also went on about how when HE is accused of something untrue, he goes on and on defending himself because he's so honest, while people like Poooodiepie address it only once.
Talked about how Pewds, Jared from Subway, and his own father were so respected in their communities which makes them BAD and dangerous.
Perhaps it would’ve been better if pewdiepie made a video yelling “I’m not a fucking racist/pedo!”
Oh but then that’s too defensive.
But he made videos apologising and addressing them already?
ONLY ONCE? Too vague. Clearly hiding it. Must be true.
When people are accused of something that’s ridiculous they can address it once and have everyone realise it’s false and move on. In Greg’s case he has to address it multiple times regardless of if it’s true or not because people believe it based on the type of person he portrays himself as. How much greener could Greg get over jealousy of pewdiepie honestly.
What's even more ridiculous is he talks about the N-word incident and basically excuses it, saying he can look past it, but this tweet is the one thing that truly
troubles him about Pewdiepie kek
Why is LGH so obsessed with pedophilia? He spergs out at the beginning about his own shit being taken out of context (and reiterates that he did NOT target young girls to rate kek) but did the exact same thing to Shane and is trying it with Pewds now. It's unbelievable what an idiot he is.
Not only that, but Pewds has successfully managed to grow with his viewers and has tons of adult fans too. This is something LGH can only dream of. Plus, he's managed his money wisely and is actually honest kek.
He's insanely jealous that he doesn't measure up in any way. It occurred to me that LGH's idiotic feaux-deep existential crisis video was a sad attempt to get that "forced positivity" vibe that Felix did so successfully.
Anything Gurg can do Felix does better.
Saturday and the video will be up on Tuesday.
She said it on youNow.
hes also made millions off youtube and was complaining the entire time. Then he wasted it all and lost his fanbase by bitching and moaning. So how can he complain about a millionaire complaining?>>511037
He has also been with Marzia who is around his age for like seven years now. Nothing shady about him dating or flirting with young fans like onion has done his entire career. But of course felix is the pedo.
Whenever Greg says something people don't like, it's a joke omg you guys I'm a comedian
When anyone else does, it's not a joke and are they even doing it for money?
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I forgot the final detail!>>510597
Sure, why not.
he is so insufferable to watch. He just rants about whatever he wants to rant about. He goes on a whole monologue from one sentence. And hilarious how his giant ego and "im better than you" attitude shows while hes watching pewdipie's video about ego.
I'd rather lameo watch and react to pewdiepie's video cause she can't handle even the nicest of comments if they disagree with her.
The part where Pewdiepie says
“If I had ignored the comments I would have either let the hate build up inside me or kept doing the same tired content” with Greg’s narc face in the corner is classic.
Its supposed to be a caricature, but it looks identical to the Onions!!
Taylor's shnoz and that janky ass chin bump
Onion and his sloping caveman brow ridge.
Those eyes slipping down his face too!! It's like a candle was kept out in the sun too long
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When she threw that thing in the "kinkbox" this is what I thought of. I know it's shit lol. Any talented anons wanna spin their version of it?
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Greasy Dog Boy, oh you
Trying to piggyback off of more successful youtubers is not gonna work this time.
With the Cosby verdict, the GSK arrest, and Trump and Korea, no one is going to care at all about your deluded shreiking.
People are seeing a created, false identity masks being torn off, exposing the sick twisted hidden character of these famous, or infamous persons.
So naturally, if Greasy Dog Boy starts attacking beloved youtubers, the general population, already in disbelief from these recent days, will be able to see right through his fake "onision" persona even faster than before.
Its a bad move. A desperate move yes, and not surprising, for him, but strategically, its the wrong time to execute.
Oh, and I dug up this old gem of his. Pertinent to his sitch, no?
Straight from the Greasy Dog Boys mouth.
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Oooo Laundry is mad… she almost never comments on, or even seems to watch, his shitty vids.. kek
Fucking kek. Can you imagine? Ogreasion googling “teeth falling out and flesh rotting” and coming to the conclusion that he is actually a zombie because doctors r dUMmieZ!
Incidentally, one of the symptoms of scurvy is a nasty ass red rash…
They might already have it.
They have both complained about being tired, I'm assuming they have horrible gums which they mistake form lack of dental hygiene, they both seem to get sick a lot, lainey is anemic and is prone to bruising, they both look crusty and dehydrated.
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Am I the only one who instantly thought of this?
He’s actually so stupid. How is this man in his 30s? He just sits there and ignored the fact pdp said he was using the term hate very loosely.
Pdp was saying that a “hate comment” that says
“You’re fucking shit I hope you die” is not worth looking at.
But a “hate comment” that’s like
“You’re just a hypocrite when you do this and this. Stop with this shit content no one wants to watch it.” It’s technically a hate comment right? But there also might be some merit to what they’re saying.
He doesn’t even watch the whole video. He streams for 24 minutes on YouTube but hey pay for his patreon where he says he’ll watch the rest and actually only get 10 minutes and he doesn’t complete the video.
His small minded ego is so pathetic.
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The comparison between Lame's "boyfriend does my makeup videos" from now and 3 years ago are feckin sad. He drained every last bit of youth out of her and now he couldn't act less interested if he tried.
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Fresh off the mortuary slab chic right here, y’all
LAINEY PLS GO EAT AN ORANGE
Oh my god anons, he is so mad
. Sore spot, eh Glug?
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this screenshot isn't even edited, he is actually this red. oh my god. just go to a dermatologist already
how can people be long time fans and still think theyre couple goals? the top pic, ok fine. the honey moon lie was still strong. but now????
just cause theyve been together omg going into 6 years doesnt mean its a goal if both parties are fucking miserable
Oh please. Of course she has to hardcore defend her "soulmate" bullshit or her whole life is gonna be a waste. Basically "we don't talk and have no interests in common, yeah you cheated on me and are verbally abusive, but this unexplainable connection means we are meant for each other!!! You are not replaceable and that means i'm also not replaceable to you!!!!". Okay calm down you 12 year old.
Dude, soulmates are bullshit. You just pick someone you get along with/are attracted to and love them, it's not a supernatural force. It's also not a reason you should stay with a dickwad
"Why can't i just ask my ass-sucking patrons who give me cash and are too scared to disagree with me because I have a proven track record of deleting patrons for disagreeing with me, and it's unpredictable for them to know which things will cause me to rage and delete them or at the very least, insult them??"
Oh gee, I wonder why only listening to your personal echo-chamber would be a bad idea.
>haters are the minority
Not in your case onion lol. It's easier to find someone who dislikes you than likes you
And this is exactly what pewdiepie is talking about with people's giant egos. Onion already goes into the video with a closed-mind and wanting to argue against whatever pewdiepie is going to say because he dislikes him, so of course he won't ever change his mind about anything. Idk why anyone thinks he has any hope to become a good person or change. There is no hope, no therapy, no person, nothing that will change him. This is who he always will be, an aging raging turd.
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I sent VeganGains the mukbang video(cowtipping)
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Does that "lake" Gregs new trailer is near share property with a Camp Crystal?
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What do you all think?? Have I gone too far?
Mitsubishi was not at all involved in this cruel joke(cowtipping)
If you see a spam post, just report it. No need to really comment about it.
As for the second part i assume they thought you were the same anon as >>511209
or they didn't break up their post into two message of intentions.
Except there's quite a few treatments available that would at least reduce the majority of the redness?
Gurg is just too stupid to go to a doctor for a completely treatable, minor, skin condition.
In this clip he claims to have already gone to a doctor for it as a teen, and it caused "colors to become inverted" in his vision, so he refuses to go now.
Sounds like a lie, though… he hasn't told this story 5000000 times, so according to Gronk logic, it must be a lie.
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i call this piece "Gregory Tchaikovsky's - Swan Swamp"
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was also largely inspired by this,
"gurg and lainey's kink session gone wrong"
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Have a shitty fine art MS paint, anon. Cheers.
>>511113> I disagree
will this result in punishment?>>511228>>511233
lol these are both great
I love how anons ridicule their annoying "oh so kinky" image
I wonder how Greg sees his decision to choose Lainey over Billie, now that she is in the climax of her decline.
Billie wanted him back and texted him after his fake break up video. He could have cut and run and had a new teen bride. Now is is stuck with the space prince who spits fruit at him and will never let him go.
He threw away his chance at starting over just so he could make a snarky video to Billie.
Back then she actually looked like less of a foot. Maybe it was because her cheeks were a little rounder (either from baby weight or just a healthier diet) or maybe it’s the haircut flattering her better.
Now she’s just straight up ugly. Sad when she was considered nothing but average before, but in comparison she actually looked cute and girl next door-ish instead of dead.
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Can anyone confirm those claims? I remember old screenshots from LGH's former forums rating races according to his preference, I think I still got the screenshots.
Oh, and I couldn't care less to anonymize WhoAmI. kek
I know people say the chin thing and call her horsey and all that stuff, but if she had a completely different personality and didn't have the agender bullshit and wasnt married to that faggot, I wouldn't find her as
ugly. Her eyes are a nice colour and when she's at her slimmest, her pointy chin and skinny face could be kind of cute in an elf like way, there's a lot of ugly/weird cute types out there that have weird or harsh features that look cute. For me it's her fucking boring monotone voice, the way she scowls and bitches at everything and everyone, the cringy references to calling herself a 'boi', the general bratty attitude and facts she loves Greg. She just seems like such a genuinely unlikeable person that she's completely disgusting and gross to me. Her diet probably isn't helping her looks either,I'm sure her skin wouldn't look so dry and crusty if she actually ate fruit and drank more water and the dyke haircuts and awful colours needs to fucking goooo.
But yeah, mostly she's just a shitty person.
"and then he gave me a full body massage…-"
"ugh, stop it granny!"
Woh woh woh, this is so unrealistic…
His dick needs to be way smaller.
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Chapter 13 of Reaper's Creekhttps://imgur.com/a/fHJ15Y7
That would be fantastic!>>511342
Nah, Anon, no hate towards his sycophants in this situation. I really hope, this has opened some people's eyes keeps fingers crossed
i'm pretty sure it's already been reasonably established that HiImASociopath isn't LGH, but
… is it 100% for sure not him?
Certainly sounds like him, especially with the whole 'but he'd NEVER ban a fan! Totally a mistake!' shit.
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yes. see https://twitter.com/sub2onision/status/967827926753390593
also i made a gif of LGH making fun of the book lainey wrote for him.
there are things you can take for rosacea, things that would make him look less like a helldemon spawn. i thought it was just a meme and people were upping the contrast but he legit looks like a scary tomato.
(ot but rose water and rosehip oil work wonders)
ah, i see. i don't follow anything related to any of these people outside of these threads, and there's just so damn much to go through.
so, yeah, thanks for answering.
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>>511313>I was 5'10>shit talking of dad>I'm so glad I got to write how I fingered a girl older than me
This is the longest chapter, I think.
I feel kind of sick.
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i wanna unlearn this info
This reads like Dennis's sex memoirs in always sunny.
I imagine Greg has a similar mindset when he talks about or writes his sex experiences down.
I bet he even refers to himself in third person as 'Onision' Can you imagine him proudly writing this garbage and all the while throwing in little compliments to himself?
>Onision stood naked, his larger than average member stood taut and proud. His vegetarian body…was awesome.