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-major lulz was had with Gregma's recent chimpouts on younow
-accused Billie of not taking showers and stinking up the entire house with her smelly armpits (and possible dutteh vajayjay)
-attacked Jaclyn Glenn for getting fake boobs as he'll no longer have anything to jerk his tiny smegma-ridden cock off to
-is still e-begging for his fans' lunch money to get by and ~survive~
More Onion madness is to come!
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Was gonna put in the previous thread but it quickly filled up.
I understand this is for a new video but his pictures are getting really pathetic now.
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No personality whatsoever. Even the fucking cork board is blank.
Devoid of personality, yet so, so milky.
the onion threads have had some of the funniest comments/shoops in them, Gregma is by far and away one of the most entertaining lolcows. Even when there isn't much milk, he always finds a way to do something retarded and ill judged to laugh at. Whether it's just fishing for compliments with a deceiving selfie, inviting a teenage girl into his marriage to cheat on his wife with, or screaming FAX when anons trigger
him into narc rage on a livestream. As much as he hates the "trolls" really we are the only ones laughing at him anymore.
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1. The only restaurants he ever went to were Taco Bell and Olive Garden.
2. As if those are any worse than the overprocessed garbage he and Plainey eat every single day. He even buys Taco Bell brand refried beans.
3. 3–4 lbs is nothing—one's weight can fluctuate that much in a single day—but nice humblebrag anyway, Gregma.
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His forehead wrinkles look exactly like his mouth.
4 lbs is nothing. also, what kind of adult goes out to restaurants regularly…? can't you cook? maybe its cause i'm a poorfag, but the way that i was raised restaurants were something we did every couple of months. cause they're expensive and there is no need for going to a restaurant if you have food at home. like is it normal to go to a restaurant every week in the States? or is Greg just weird as usual?
can't say i'm surprised. his fridge made it obvious that they don't know shit about cooking.
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Not sure I've ever wanted to punch him more than this. And why does he keep doing this with his mouth? So gross.
Late replies to things from the previous thread.>>377909>>378581>>378601
If you want a fish pun, why not roenision?
Also, anyone else find it funny that in his last younow stream, he said someone looks like a caveman? Pot, meet kettle.
They barely lasted a year even in a LD relationship, they broke up around 6 times.
In total, they spent around 3-4 months max with her physically in person, so yeah… that relationship was completely doomed since the first visit which ended with their first breakup.
I wonder if he cropped the second one because his manboobs looked even more
droopy and awful in it. His vegetarian BODEEEEHHHHH
The worst part is that he thinks he's adorable.
Also Grug, stop taking bath pictures. You're a father of two children and most of your fans are underage.
Hahaha he was so triggered
by fat comments, hes been trying to lose weight.>>378883
And yet hes amazingly convinced himself this is the best content hes ever made.
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He's literally just rehashing old content. But apparently his "patrons" asked him for it!
"Hope you LOVE it"
"Hope you LOVE the update"
"Attached the song FOR YOU GUYS, for free"
Is it only me or does this choice of words seem knda weird and manipulative?
Normally ytbers just write "Hope you like it, you can download the song for free!"
Maybe it's normal and only seems weird to me because it's Grease saying it.
He definitely tries to manipulate his kiddy fans into becoming patrons.
"My PATRONS have requested this."
"My PATRONS are saving my life"
"My PATRONS get this shit video one day in advance."
we all know who billoh was supposed to replace
His children are Gods and Goddesses, that are perfect because they were born with his blood. And if they fuck up it will be Lainey's shitty genes that are the fault.
Other people's children are mentally unsound degenerates that are only good for fucking if they are attractive enough for his tiny unit.
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While we are waiting for the upcoming Onion fall out when he realizes he is not getting as much Patreon money as he expected..
Any armchairs think Lainey has become a covert narcissist?
I love you anon
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Apologies if this has already been covered but why in the fuck does she need $5000 per month to be "financially independent"? like what expenses does she have that exceed $1000 per week? She does fuck all and Gerg pays for everything! I live off barely $1000 a MONTH and I'm sure plenty of people, including her Patreons live on less than that.. the audacity she has to request so much is astounding.
All her rewards are just follow backs on social media and access to exclusive vlogs being the highest reward… what a life to live!
I just have this feeling this isn't even Lainey, but is Gregma just trying to rake in more money and pity.
Greg doesn't seem like the type that wants his spouses to have any financial control or money of their own. He likes controlling everything.
Recently he stated he wanted her to make enough money to be financially independent.
So he could leave her. Because that was legit the only reason she stayed in the first place.
>I'm so duck>I'm so emo
Jesus this reeks of him just picking up nearby stuff in his house to film with. >best content of my life
I still maintain that anyone who thought Youtube was going to be lucrative forever, to the point where they could live off of making videos, are stupid. Youtube doesn't owe people anything, sure they might have been a little rash, but didn't we all see it coming? The content creators should have.
Who the fuck buys a $700,000 house and commits to a mortgage without having a secure job? That blows my mind.
Their backyard, houses and everything could be x100 nicer if they had any interest in cooking, gardening and spending a few bucks on something other than tacky clothing and premade vegetarian food. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11712-136th-Ave-E-Puyallup-WA-98374/49186331_zpid/
This is their mansion. My homebody self is dying looking at all that space and opportunity when I know they're only using 1/3 of the rooms, eat pre packaged foods and spend all day on their phones.
not a doctor but studying a type of healthcare - i believe botox can leave a dent after application. this is because the botox effectively paralyses the muscles, meaning that they shape around the skull more tightly and reveal the shape of the skull more than in a non-botox face.
could be completely wrong but based on limited knowledge i think this is what has happened to greg. that or he has metastatic cancer (unlikely).
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one of the worst things about stanky gurg's content is that it's all static tripod shots which not only make it extremely dull viewing but must literally take forrrrrevverrrrrrr to make… and then all the footage is just him interacting in vulgar ways with all the generic crap he's bought in his house.
he musn't have a single friend to shoot for him
imagine sharing a life with someone whose claim to a career is just them wandering around the house in tacky fancy dress, gyrating like a spastic all over the furniture!?
gurg youtube hasn't cheated you, your channel is dying because nothing you produce surpasses that of a high school media project
>>378974>Youtube doesn't owe people anything
A-fucking-men. The # of YTers that are shamelessly begging for Patreon is vomit inducing.
Now with Gergless, it's even more pathetic, because he's the guy who, in the past, has made claims such as "you're here for my content, I don't need you, unsubscribe, leave" and now he's whoring and begging kids for monniez.
Thanks, you and the other anons. That's pretty interesting. I knew he was probably getting botox to make his fivehead smoother, but had no idea it could have that particular side effect.
Now I wonder if his 12 year old patrons are paying for his injections, as clearly they are necessary for ~survival.~
yes, botox isn't really something to fuck around with. whilst it is safe under a good plastic surgeon, it's difficult to make it look natural and the more the botox is applied, the more obvious it becomes.
see: greg's drooping brow and eyes. greg clearly had a poor surgeon as his botox has managed to leak from his forehead down to his eyes and brow. this should have worn off a long long time ago IF he only had one session - this proves that he has been having botox repeatedly for a very long time.
sorry to those who aren't interested in the botox discussion.
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I didn't see this posted yet. Sage if it's old news.
Someone should make a compilation with clips where he says his fans are dumb, stoopid children and that he doesn't need them. >>378994
It's probably because she's with the kids and breastfeeding them, and because he doesn't WANT her to be involved. Skye claimed alimony because she helped with the 'family bisnis' and we all know how much Greggles hated that. It wouldn't be surprising if he drilled it into Lainey's head, that this is his channel and his money. He's been talking about Lainey's financial independence a LOT lately. He's had one food out the door for years.
i wouldn't be surprised if lainey coming out and being trans is a part of it now. does anyone else think this?
he insisted that bisexuals can't be trusted and that they cheat. i feel like you can't make a u-turn and stop believing that all of a sudden - the only reason he was okay with lainey being "bi" was so that he could fuck around with other girls. he's also transphobic. if he hates people who are bi and trans, and if lainey IS bi and trans (heavily debatable) how the hell would they stay together?
not only that, but she's gone downhill in appearance massively, and she's getting older. and she won't let him sleep with other girls. why would he stay with her?
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Sup, armchairfag here.
Spastic, blabbering, frantic and hectic urges to entertain others with buffoonery and clownish neurotic humour. They tend to suffer from imsomnia during that phase and their heads are full of ideas, most often of megalomaniac proportions. Their performing and management skills are at their best during that phase.
Catatonic phase: The opposite, marked by almost autistic confinement, total anhedonia and lack of energy; very similar to depression. In this phase, the narcissist questions his own grandiosity (although most don't seem to ever admit that).
Acting out Phase: When a narcissist can't find proper supply, he/she seeks to destroy the "supply" (because most narcs like to think that we are all narcissists but just bad at it) of others. To do that, they start rumours, pick up fights, provoke senseless bickering and pointless debates, slenderous campaigns, etc. Some narcs with antisocial tendencies tend to actually insult people publically, accuse others of serious crimes and even might engage in felonies and misdemeanors related to the disturbance of public order an damage to private property. They don't enter this phase unless they cannot obtain positive attention from any significant source and when their manipulative plots can't be hidden anymore. This phase is often followed by either hoovering phases or masochistic withdrawals.
Masochistic Withdrawal Phase: The narcissist realizes that he cannot use his charm (or often "charm" for low-grade narcs like Greg) to obtain the indulgence or forgiveness of their supply, so they engage in a pity-party. This is when NPD individuals start to seemingly punish themselves quite dramatically, be it by insulting themselves, threatening to radically cut ties with everyone in what seems to be a forlorn exile, vehemently and mercilessly condemning his own actions and refusing any comforting word or gesture. Basically a crucifixion, a passion of christ where, obviously, the son of god and saviour messiah is the narcissist himself/herself. The goal is to make everyone feel sorry for him and/or what they think they did to him/her. MWP is a phase where narcs create a spectacle of redemption and atonement of the sins of those who harmed, forsaken or betrayed them. Or so they want us to think, since it's clearly always a form to distract us all from their own shortcomings and wrongdoings.
Gap Narrowing Phase: This is very interesting. Narcissists have what professionals call the Grandiosity Gap. It's the gap between their false self, their fake persona, and their true self, their puny and deformed inner self. Usually, this gap is gargantuan, as their puny and worthless real self and their colossal, titanic and godlike false self are extreme opposites. But when his mask drops and all the tactics in the narcissist's repertoire prove to have little to no desired effect, the narcissist has to enter a phase where this distance between their two basic selves has to be narrowed down. They do so in order to lower their "audiences" expectations, make them think they can relate to them. It can be an extension of their Masochistic Withdrawal Phase. In this phase, the narc actually seems to be self-aware and capable of perceiving his own delusions and flaws, even admitting them. This is an illusion, because the narcissist don't seem to be able to consciously experience their insignificance for more than a brief moment. Comprehending their own insignificance to them it's like trying to understand the dimensions of the universe for us, except that the other way around. They do, however, know very well that some people see them as a mere mortal, a common human in regards to proportions and potential, and they can act like they agree with that during the GNP.
On the other thread, I talked about the hoovering phase, so no need to cover that here.
I know a lot of people hate when people do armchair psychology and I get it. I really do. I agree that it can suck and it's almost always bad. On the last thread, I explain why I'm doing this, so to all qualms and grievances, I direct you to my post there. Can't miss it, it's the largest post there and has a fucking retarded ugly-ass picture on it.
I'll talk about their narrative solutions on the next post, if anyone wants to know. There are clear signs that Greg uses them.
This would be better suited if you made a blog and put your posts on there and just linked to it whenever anyone requested it.
It's not exactly welcomed on any other thread on lolcow, so I don't see why it should get a pass in here.
This is actually starting to annoy me. I agree with >>379011
, this just isn't the place for deep discussions on people's psyche.
>On the last thread, I explain why I'm doing this
Nobody is going to rifle through an old thread. If you want to refer someone to it, please do so with a link.
They could make that house look good or at least decent if only they decorated. It's extremely weird to me. Most people at least have a few paintings or even just shelves. There's something slightly disturbing and killer-esque about a large "nice" house with empty walls and minimal furniture. They don't paint the walls, they don't have rugs, they don't seem to even have books. He would live in a cardboard box as long as it was seen as a status symbol. The outside of his house is beautiful, you can see it is expensive. Yet the inside is barren and unloved. What a funny metaphor. Sage for bitching about their house>>378979
For people who live in such a beautiful area they're quite pale.
sage for projecting
I think it's very sad too, that they have this huge mansion and nothing to fill it with, other than cheap anime posters, cameras and lamps. There are probably no personal pictures on the walls, no paintings like you say, the entire house looks and feels very sterile as you can see in some of his videos. It's just sad that Greg thinks a big house like that is a status symbol when he's stingy with the heating and furnishing. It does look like a murder house.
They probably don't even go on hikes in the area either. I'm outside the US but in a very similar place as Washington, people are nuts for hiking and going outside here. They're missing out on so many simple but beautiful things it seems. Their mansion has a view of Mt. Rainier too, I bet they just gaze out of the windows to experience the outdoors.
Sage because yes, I mad.
I wish someone would do a neat, concise video about how much money this asshat has made over "THE LAST TEN YERZZZ" plus a rough estimate of his net worth and then spread that vid like wildfire so those donating would know they are literally giving to the rich. (I could try but I don't think I could do the video justice.)
It pisses me off so much that he is trying to claim he now has financial troubles and that he AND plainey are trying to rake in so much money a month to float through life on. Jesus, $5000 a month just for her? Most people I know make that much working full time between TWO people.
They are both able bodied individuals who could get a job in a heartbeat. What stops them 1. Having to work a job they don't TOTES LOVE, and 2. Having to be at the bottom of the food chain at their ages, especially his.
They have two fucking kids and a mortgage but neither of them is trying to get a real job ASAP? Just… fucking what? What kind of people do this? They made choices and have responsibilities now, yet expect others to carry their weight? I bet next they are going to try to get welfare too.
They are so beyond entitled and this patreon bullshit just makes it even more blatant that they both think they are above having to actually work.
I already hate the entire patreon culture since it is rarely beyond e-begging (and, guess what, as soon as patreons move on you are screwed again until you get a real job), but holy fucking shit, what these two people are doing is beyond pathetic. I wish so much that this kind of behavior was more severely shamed in our society so they would knock it off and have to work hard like everyone else.
I hope the IRS thing is true because fuck, they both deserve it after this.
This is so fucking bad, holy shit. And what is the point? All of the stuff he lists off has nothing to do with being "emo"—plus I'm pretty sure there are no emo kids left in 2017, except for Plainey. This was just an excuse to put on more makeup than usual and show off all of the kewl stuff in his house. Their McMansion looks like a college dorm. But that's what teens like, right?!
> Music Producer
Suuuper OT, but I just watched that movie Colossal and the villain reminded me of Gerg so much.
"I'm helping you out with your life, giving you shit, buying you shit, doing you favors, I'm such a nice guy, I'm such a pal, I do this because I'm a great person, oh, btw, I fucking own you now."
It's just another criteria of his NPD, overblown exaggeration of his achievements and credentials.
It's the same for his "Director, comedian, television appearances (doesn't disclose it was a just a clip of his Banana video 10 years ago), military veteran, web designer, graphic designer" ect.
We have a female narc on here called "Victoria Bella-Morte" (Vicky Shingles) who does the exact same thing, but she's a benign narcissist in comparison to Gerg.>>379055
Yep, his fans share the same morals, ethics, mean-spirited sense of humor and mindset as him, similar to why abusers are so defensive and see nothing wrong with enjoying the content by DaddyofFive for example.
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I know it's been talked about already, but maybe Billie did hear a lot of crying in Gregs household from what sounded like kids/over sized babies. I mean Complainey does cry a lot and Greg does throw a lot of shit fits/ tantrums.
Be easy to mix up the two.
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my sides fuck>>379076
that's not the dent that's just his neanderthal brow. the dent goes up much farther. whatever doc did his botox probably fucked it up and put it in the wrong spot once.
You gotta understand, anon; he was in his 20's and had (had
Now, they're all gone.
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nicole kidman's a good example of it. sage for samefagging.
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I believe Carrot Top is a more apt comparison.
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There goes that drooping right eye. He looks like he just came back from a methadone clinic.
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It's so obvious that this YouTube censorship thing is just a shitty ploy to make his YT subscribers pay up. I can't believe some of them are dumb enough to fall for it, and even defend it, but then I remember they're all people with the same maturity/intelligence/desperation levels as his.
This is really great info and on the last thread as well >>378608
, just wish it could all be condensed. You've captured his cycles perfectly. What really stood out is the "hoovering"; acting like he's going to change for the better(duping newfags who're unfamiliar with his shit, and duping oldfags - his wife - into sticking around) only to fall back into the same if not worse behavior than before.
And if that doesn't work, turn on the "poor me, i'm suicidal" shtick. He really is utterly predicable. Anyway, i guess blog posts should go to OT.
>>379021>so those donating would know they are literally giving to the rich
I could name a few other "rich" youtuber's that are doing the same thing, but i don't want to go off topic. Onion truly is the worst of the worst.>They made choices and have responsibilities now, yet expect others to carry their weight?
They're perpetual children in adult bodies. Their childlike behavior is expected.
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You stole my joke from a thread back, nonny! Good on you though, because I have an intense need to freak the fuck out about his absolutely shitty taste with like minded anons.
Seriously, they do
look like they buy all of their furnishings at Hot Topic. Yes, it's a McMansion, which in my book is a major
hell no in terms of housing, but it's also a McM that looks a lot like a giant, cheap hotel room for lame weebs, which is truly saying something special. It's a sad porn star house. It's shitty and beige. It has no personality at all, which in and of itself is creepy AF think of the children!!¡¡¡!1
Zero personality. If I'd been making money like Greg, my home would be disgustingly lovely and cozy and gorgeous and I'd have Hilden and Diaz chandeliers all over the damned place. (pic related)
I'd love to get as many pictures of Greg's house together as we can in one place so that design minded anons can sperg about his dreadful, cheap decorating choices? I'd start this off right but haven't got any photos or screencaps which means that I suck.
Sage for ranty blogposting and maybe OT, but seriously if anyone wants to talk about his fucked taste, I'm here and I'm fucking ready. It may be off-topic (thoughts admin-sama?) but at least it's more interesting than armchair headshrinking, IMO.
So much newfaggotry. Greggles is a long time MGS fan and one of his first message boards was…
You know what? Go forth and do research, summerchild.
What is she calling non-binary? "Oh! Some days I feel like a girl, and some days I feel like a bara daddy!" ?
To quote another non-binary cow on this site.
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This one is getting it though
Wouldn't breastfeeding MASSIVELY TRIGGER
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>>379178>I'm not gonna give you my allowance
Anons totally called it. Onion and Lamp are just e-begging from kids now. But Billie's the loser, right Onion?
That was what we call a joke, anon? Sorry that the /s was a necessity for you. >>379168
This! Like, if he flew a ton I'd say he saw all that shit in SkyMall but he never leaves the house! So much Sharper Image/Brookstone junk.
Lame. It's so lame. It's weird but when I was growing up at least we had time of books in the house, what the hell do his kids do for entertainment? Stare at the beige?
Listen to the sounds of daddy raping Andy Beirsack (sp) dolls? It's just so wrong.
>Criminology anons entire point was to expose Onion for what he really is for the benefit of others
If you aren't Goochhole you're doing a solid, very autistic impersonation, bravo. Call Billie a skank a few more times & you'll be bang on.
I don't understand why people can't just dress the way they want without applying labels to themselves? Like if you want to wear makeup "like a girl" but dress in flannel button-ups "like a boy," just fucking do it because that's what you like.
No need to further perpetuate tired gender stereotypes in the process.
Plainey's own breasts and hips trigger
her "dysphoria," but hetero sex with Gregma, pregnancy, childbirth, and breastfeeding are fine? Feminine hair makes her feel bad, but feminine makeup is fine..?
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It's surprises me that he can't see that his life has hit rock bottom if a child refuses to give him her lunch money.
Also captured this roast of the same upset fan
Also Dan & Phil and Zoella have all branched out and don't rely on views for their income.
Which is why they're 'surviving' while onion isn't
How accurate is Socialblade?
He complains that his drop in views/subs are part of YT conspiracy against him personally, but the vast majority of unsubscribers are after
he announced his Patreon money grab (4/16). https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/onision/monthly
Plus, YouTube isn't even "censoring" anyone, they're just preventing certain videos from appearing in restricted mode… like, to children, for example. But that's his target demographic, so it's understandable that he's taking it so hard.
There's a great way you can 'identify his cycles'. You watch his increasingly manic videos and read his spergouts on twitter.
Figuring out narcissists is not rocket science.
Oh, for the love of Pete.
Take it over to the blisteringly rapid fire discussion of his fascinating cycles (which none of us have ever pondered in the slightest) over on ot, though.
Everything that I've always thought would legit trigger
Taylor/Lainey never actually seems to be a point of contention for her.
Like having het sex on the reg with a cis dude, yes. Or nursing children. Or hell, being pregnant.
Or that Greg can misgender her all he wants but when someone else does it? Then she has to make a quick text to Greggums so he can go ballistic on someone on poor, defenseless agender Lainey's behalf. Didn't this happen last with JG as well? She misgendered Lainey and Greg took her to task for it during their not-a-debate.
Lainey is just so full of shit.
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Well he clearly had something done around Feb/March this year…
Views for the Last 30 Days
I don't know how accurate it is but I'm lol'ing over the negative two million views for the Uhohbro channel, and it's the only one with a network too.I seem to recall him whining awhile back about closing it.
Lol, so Blaire shouldn't get a boob job and should love herself, but Plainey can possibly chop her titties off because she actually hates herself.
What happen to Gregma's " My spouse would never consider changing her body because I make them feel perfect the way they are" bullshit.
Random person on the internet misgenders her : TRIGGERED
TO HIGH HEAVENS
Family misgenders her :
Its alright, its cool.
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Someone called her out on her shit at the end.
Aww, u mad bro?
But then they cant be super speshul and have a term just for them! It just causes more stereotypes if you think being a girl is just wearing pretty dresses, having long hair, and painting your nails. You can hate dresses and have short hair, and be a girl. Having dysphoria and wanting to transition is a whole different ballgame. This agender shit is wanting to be different/trans but dont want to have to transition because you know you're not actually trans.
Idk why people think agender makes them special. Its literally a made up term to describe what everyone has been for ages (a tomboy! or metrosexual for guys). I was a tomboy and still am. I dont need a super speshul term for it and to defy being a girl. >>379249
Shes literally a joke. One day gerg will do that same face and gesture to her as he kicks her out the house. Have fun lameo!
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Related pic from early March in the "finally facing my stalker vid". It's obvious he fucked up his face somehow. Looks like some swelling around the eyes. Part of the vid cuts to him wearing a "clay" mask which was obviously filmed before whatever he did to fuck up his face.
Pretty sure her dick is bigger than Onion's microD, which is ironic given how much of a pathetic doormat she is for staying with a man who was going to leave her for a teenage girl until he got rejected
She's dull as hell, and I still hate her, however I will say 2 things that I find actually positive about the video.
1) She's more tolerable than when Greg is leering over her in videos.
2) I found it quite mature of her when she was talking and stated 'As a parent…' She was able to acknowledge her children even though she did not say how many kids, their names, ages ect. Greg is a fucking idiot in that respect, he announces on twitter and everywhere that they are going to have a baby, then down the track is like 'the one, five hundred kids we may or may not have' like as if that protects him from people finding out they have kids. You already announced it dumbass (at least one of them) you really think pretending they don't exist is going to fool your audience?
It's so clear like an anon said earlier that he sees his children as a turn off for any potential teen fuck toys in the future. Remember that post where he was complaining everyone said he looked like a dad? He gave every other excuse except for 'Well I AM a dad guys'
It's so sad that he acts like it's all for their protection, but really all his children are to him are giant cockblockers. I feel so bad for his kids. I hate Lainey too, but At least she actually acknowledges them unlike Greg.
I think your decoder ring is busted, autist-kun.
If he needed bandages like that his eyes would both be black and blue and his head would be the size of a basketball.
Don't leave your day job to become a detective.
Sorry, I'm late
Someone should post this on tumblr, complain about how she is assigning genders to haircuts and dresses, use some special snowflake tags, say she's triggering
, and boom. All of tumblr lgbtwhatever hates her.
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It is not. Fucking. Botox.
The dent is very clear here.
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on a serious note, knowing greg likes something i like makes me violently ill
That's why she's a giant fuckwit hahahaha
if she threw Greg under the bus her life would be a shit tonne healthier. I always hope she will, but she has no spine and like you said, is his biggest fan.
Different anon here, but I think both of you have a point. I think the dent isn't caused by Botox, he just has an unfortunate brow. Sage for blogpost, but my ex had the exact indent and caveman forehead. HOWEVER, I think the other anon is right, he DOES use Botox, but the Botox is contributing to his Disney villain/carrot top eyebrows reaching up at the sides not the indent itself.
Also sage for me being a goddamn fence sitter.
I never said he didn't get Botox, I said he had
the dent BEFORE the procedures began, you stupid illiterate bitch. <3(calm down)
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It's more notable here actually.
Lol I'm sure it was an accident hahahaha
I would have done more than push him
His mouth is disgusting.
He never has been good-looking, poor thing. On another note can the kiwis plz go, your autism is shitting up the place.
D&P haven't really branched out. I know it seems like they did, but they stopped their radio show and the only extra thing they have is their cringy tour-show and a book which are still fully YouTube-dependent.
Sage for OT
Absolutely this, it's a poison afterall. His skin at times looks like a botox allergy reaction. He has skin that looks like it has had hives on it and a severe skin reaction of an uneven skintone(pseudosegmental exanthema). As for his lopsidedness, an unskilled injector. Gregma is notorious for being cheap, so him getting an unskilled and ill-techniqued injector wouldn't be unheard of. His droopy eyelid definitely supports the theory of a bad injector, as that is caused by an injection/product getting to the wrong muscle.
As above anon said, Botox paralyzes the muscles, smoothing out may uncover irregularities in the underlying tissue. It might lessen as the Botox starts to wear off. That's why he doesn't always have it, he had a fresh batch at the time of the indentation.
Also an overuse of Botox causes atrophy of an excessively prominent muscle, in this case the Frontalis muscle. He has used Botox probably for so long, that his muscles have atrophied on his face. This would explain his hanging brow, as he no longer has any muscle control over it. Droopy eyebrows are very common in Botox overuse, it's over-immobilizing of the only muscle on the forehead that can lift up your eyebrows - the injector has used way too much Botox (wouldn't be surprised again of a bad injector, due to Gregma jewing out).
Everything that could cause his droopy eyebrows signs a shitty injector
1. Frontalis has too much Botox injected to
2. Botox was placed too low in the forehead.
3. He has a lowset eyebrow, aka you'll have a droop with Botox and should consider your options.
Sage for armchair diagnosis.
She went from plain looking "girl next door" type to gruny lesbo tomboy.
Which didn't exactly help her looks.
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I had a look at his patreon and saw he had updated the rewards… wtf. 15k for him to read out loud and to write a new, horrific "book"? I have no words. My patreon sub to McMansion Hell was just withdrawn from my account so Gregma's real numbers should show up soon.
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oh my god you're right when i checked some minutes ago it was 1,000 and look at it now
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i'm going to completely speculate here:
my guess is that the 1-2$ patreons are pretty stable because most people don't mind dropping this amount at least once, since they get to stay another month on his patreon so with that he gets:
568 + 236*2 = 1,040
The thirsty 1,000$ patreon will probably stay because they will collab so that's 2,040
I think the ones in between will fluctuate the most in the next 30 days. Some of them will be ok with staying until June 1st (one time payment) and some of them will decrease their pay so I would say maybe 60% will remain.
2,040 + 2,300*0.60 = 3420 is my rough guess.
(yes i'm bored, and here's a patreon update for those that don't want to bother refreshing)
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Is graphtreon accurate? Did he really have 5,000+ on his patreon just yesterday? Because he's going to have a really shitty morning when he wakes up to find a THOUSAND dollar decrease kek
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I'm just going to leave this here so that we can all refer back to it at the end of the day.
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Current patrons: 976
my theory here seems to hold up for the time being, the number of 1$ patrons increased to 570, the 2$ stayed the same.
Pic related, it's a visualization of gergamel when he wakes up and realizes his patrons are fleeing
it's 6 am where he lives.
get your fax straight faggot
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that cringy tomato guy? idk anon that guys is far too deep inside onions greasy asshole.one can only hope.
sage 4 cringe. spolier 4 cringe
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Let's not forget Plainey's either. I'm still confused over the "once I get $5,000 I'll be financially independent"…..you can be that now if you got a fucking job.
Nah, the tomato guy seems like he doesnt even have the money for this shit, (see >>373808
) so i dont even know where his $1k + expenses is coming from, but it seemed like he just wants a collab, and will withdraw after that happens and cant afford paying $1k a month.>>379433
This makes me happy that its dropped by $1k before the $1k donator drops out. That was more than i expected.
This is so fucking pathetic.
A married mother of two needs $5000 a month to be "financially independent" from her own fucking husband. This is the kind of shit that makes people hate millennials.
I'm predicting a full on narc rage plus a "you betrayed me" rant towards all his patreons which he will quickly backpedal on and say he meant only those who pledged and didn't pay.
Sage for speculation
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>>379449> This is the kind of shit that makes people hate millennials
nah e-beggers of all ages exist. gerg and plainly are just extra ridiculous. i bet gergles was the one who made her account anyways.
Also: the patreon numbers seem to remain at the 950 mark for a while now. could be a coincidence or the end of the current wave.
> A married mother of two needs $5000 a month
For doing literally nothing, let's not leave that part out. She wants $5,000, for which she's begging from children
, for doing nothing. She's beyond despicable.
Nice, so he's basically lost a grand and nearly 100 patrons.
The 1k pledger is still there though, it's gotta be Grease himself otherwise one of his fans seriously have more money than sense.
If he's the one, I hope he's realised he's now given Gerp 2k and not the one off payment.
I can't imagine anyone wanting to put themselves in debt for some neurotic YT'er who doesn't contribute anything worthwhile to society, yeesh.
Indeed, he's putting far too much faith into Grease's teenage demographic, he'll get a handful of new followers/subscribers at most; the rest will be uninterested and won't put any effort into seeing what this guy's channel is all about.
He collab'ed with Billy the Fridge for nothing just as the YT ship was beginning to sink, I don't think Billy has benefited that much from the "exposure" through Grease himself.>>379468
Gotcha, I don't have any Patreon experience so I thought if you go beyond the first monthly payment, you're automatically charged for the next.
I guess we'll just have to see what happens in the upcoming days or weeks now.
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Here's a side by side comparison of the some of the patron tiers that are losing members (for the past ~3 hrs).
One of the PO box patrons left.. i wonder if he'll reject their mail now hahahaha
Yes, we see. His patreon # kept dropping until he woke, now it's growing.
So this is how he reacts to the fiasco. Pretend it away.
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Just wanted to post this as well.
Two days ago:>I may or may not have children! We don't discuss anything about them! Notice how I don't even tell you their gender IF they exist at all!
Today>Here's a song I made for my son>>379491
Makes more sense to collect pity points than to get angry I guess.
Yeah, this is one of the things I do agree with them on. They have been adamant on keeping their kids and their lives private, and whether or not they have noble intentions, it's a good move.
However, I think it would be different if they didn't receive the backlash they did when they announced the first kid. Maybe they would have featured their children or at least not denied their existence, if people didn't threaten Lainey and their unborn baby. As much as I despise this creep, I don't agree with the lengths some haters have gone to, and this is one example.
why do i feel he'll add a new reward tier >for $500 a month see a photo of my child
he's trying to pull those heart strings to get that money
The only problem I have is the way they go about it.
It comes off like they don't want to acknowledge that they have kids in the first place since they never mention "going out with the family!" "Took my kids to the park/beach on the weekend!" "As a parent"
There's plenty of ways to do it without mentioning specifics, posting photos or personal information.
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It's not too late to delete these posts, Anon.
On his tweet about the song for his son, I found this reply. Is this true or just a troll? I'm going to drop the person a PM but they seem kinda unstable.
Her twitter is created today and all she has is tweets about Onision, how she's going to leak his and Laineys patreon content, and the civil war.. kek.
I really doubt that she has any pictures, Drew might be pissed at Gregma, but I doubt there exists any pictures of their kids. Except for the one Ayalla took and accidentally included Troy.
For him to get back in the military would be extremely complicated. He could do it if he dedicated years too it though. He would have to speak to a military lawyer and prove to a judge he is not only good enough to change the terms of his discharge, but also capable enough to re-enlist. Which he is actually too old for enlisting now, so he would have to become an officer, which requires a degree. So he'd have to go to school too. It would be too much work for onion, and he probably doesn't want to go back to the miliary. He loves the brownie points of saying he is a "veteran" (which he isn't)
Source: I'm doing this process to get back into the military and know people have done in and are currently re-enlisted in the military.
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Guys please PLEASE don't link to the Onion family's videos. If there's one you want to share and you don't want to re-upload it yourself, just make a post asking for it to be done. There are more than a few of us itt who will do it. I don't even need to watch the video to dl and re-upload it. There's no need for us to be giving them views.https://vid.me/wSJ6
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May 1st is International Workers' Day/May Day you uneducated cuck.
You know, the celebration of the establishment of the 8-hour workday, workers' rights, and a day of appreciation for those who…work. No wonder Gregma knows nothing about that.
Hilarious that May 1st is the day he collects his e-begging shekels from his 12 year old fans on Patreon. What a difficult job he has. Such dedication he displays.
Is he not a veteran because he was discharged or because he wasn't in a war? I thought veteran = participating in a war but I've seen many Americans call themselves veterans even though they spent their whole military career in like Oklahoma or something?
sage for ot
You're a veteran if you "served" in any way. He served abroad in Korea, as a military policeman IIRC.
He wasn't honorably discharged though.
People have already tried to get a hold of his records and got nowhere.
Also I believe someone did however find out he was honourably discharged, not sure of the details. It's a few threads back
This military Convo shit always leads nowhere and it pointless.
Saged for old topic that keeps coming back
He isn't a veteran because he didn't go on a tour. He likes to spin it like his little trip to Korea was a tour but that is total bs. He was stationed there. What in the military is referred to as a boot. Lmao now that I think about it, he would probably sperg if we called him a boot.
But yes, he is techically a veteran. Just technically.
He's not a combat veteran, no. However he is still a veteran as someone who served. Even though he's a shit head and a complete disgrace.
Also wanted to mention the possibility of him being "other than honorably" discharged? It's not as bad as dishonorable but still pretty shit.
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hes back at 1000 patreoms? and he didnt throw a fit he still lost over 800 bucks?
wtf is going
I just saw that too.
Is this just people that were late going thru transaction ?
The patreon number was steadily falling until around the time Greg woke up, then it started rising.
He's pledging to himself. Fake it till you make it…
Where's your 2 million subscribers though smegma>>379650
Even if he gets this much his first month, I'm going to predict it will go down steadily each month
Are the empty cards some anons used being included in this total? Or do they get taken off and subtracted since it couldn't charge the cards?
In that case I hope one of the 1000$ pledges are him.
Btw what % of the money do they take ? I'm curious what him final profit is.
They take 5%.
So Gregs total is 4,019.45$
( If one of the 1000$ are him he just wasted 50$ )
just said they >pledged a sizable amount.
The $1k contributor is >>379481
, he's real and talked to Onision on Patreon/ discussed the meeting and mentioned that he and his family don't have a lot of money but want to use their savings to collab with Gregma.
If they only charge on the first of the month, then the actual drop will come next month, cause people would still be on this month until they cancel. But theres no point in canceling until right before the month ends, because they are patrons for the month of may.
I dont think 1k donator will renew next month.
What's even more sadder is Onion don't give no fucks about ~poor ppl probz~ and will still charge the dude.
Lack of empathy for the armchairfags.
I took a glance at the dude's channel, jfc everything about him is cringe af. He has been uploading for a year and has like 200 subs and from his posts on greg's patreon he seems to be trying to be a "career youtuber" while mooching off his wife(who's prob paying a grand to grugly for the collab). He needs his own thread tbh.
sage for ot
Yeah and he spent hundreds of thousands on three ugly mcmansions that he doesn't need. Talk about a horrible investment. I would be very surprised to learn he has a college fund for the kids. Oh yeah, he's anti-education, so of course not. In his mind that's a great reason to spend all his money on himself and the occasional visit to fucking Olive Garden. Meanwhile his kids sit in their monochrome rooms playing with their dull cheap lead-paint-recall toys and eating taco bell when they're not hanging off plank's tits. Really sad.>>379731>>379733
I think anon was making a joke but yes I'm almost exactly one year younger than Billie. No underage b& lolcow keeps me a bitch in reform
18's on the older side for Gergle, don't you think, kek?>>379718
It's been said for about 3000 times, but it can't be said enough. He can only entertain when there's drama in his personal life, because it's usually milky. Otherwise his content is purely shit. I would cringe to even watch any of the videos on his main channel.
Greg's last funny content were his skits with the dysfunctional family Ron, Vicky, Wyatt and the tranny. All of which were characters Skye created.
He really owes all of his success to the real talent. I miss Fellfromtheskye.
I'd bet he wouldn't even be
where he is now if he hadn't divorced her. I'm guessing that's why he still resents her, he doesn't have her
Magic for dem yt views
There's no doubt about it. Skye was the real comedy, she also kept him grounded and delayed his slow descent in to the egotistical, botox filled, grease soaked maniac that we have today. It's too bad she quit youtube because she got too much harassment from his rabid fans he constantly sicced on her. Throwback to this entertaining video that's totally
not about grease. RIP Skye
I just found out about her like, two years ago (during an Onion re-watching marathon) and already feel like I miss her. She was way more outgoing and fun than the *~smoll space prince~* who just sits there and ~cries for Billie~
I hope he sees this and has another narc fit, the fucking cuck.
OT but I laughed out loud at a comment about Laniey on YouTube. Someone said Lainey looks like a fart. Someone else commented she has the personality of a fart.
At least farts don't cry.
Kek! Lainey is
a fart, wonder if she smells (worse than Billie-bob) too…?
Nah nvm, that bitch looks like a foot.
Haha! She's like one of those longggg whining squeaky farts
Sage for my childishness haha
The way Adrienne wrote it made it seem like it was realllllly bad. Like she aired out a little bit of what Greg said about his and Shiloh's relationship but the way it sounded, he must have really fucked up Skye's life for Adrienne to not even want to talk about it. She also states in the letter that she felt extremely sorry for Skye. It kind of makes me think about the whole basement thing with Billie and what unusual punishments he could have inflicted on Skye.
Sage for speculation
Possible physical abuse, chaining her up in the attic, unpleasant sexual acts?
Although he did admit to having (forcing) her showering with him whenever he fucking felt like it, cuz you know; ~love~ and shit.
Is it really that worse than making Shiloh sleep on the cold hallways?
Saged for possible reaching.>>379768
Please explain, we know she did most of the editing for him.
I also think he way over exaggerated. I dont see how she even has 8-10k worth of makeup if you watch her videos. She seems to use the same eyeshadow palletes and other makeup products over and over again. In her my makeup favorites she made in january, i counted up what she showed and it was about ~$500 worth of makeup. and the most expensive thing she showed was like $65, and she said that was a yolo purchase and she usually doesnt get things that expensive. So Where is this 8-10k of makeup?>>379718
Idk why patreons are paying for videos that are just him asking for patreons.>>379784
yeah lainey is the only one i dont feel sorry for. She had my sympathy for awhile,then her true colors came out. Idk Id have to see after the break up if i actually will feel sorry for her, but she probably will still be pining after greg long after he divorces her
Your frontal lobe is where you get your reasoning. It is typically the last part of your brain to full develop, hence why teens are notorious for making bad decisions cough
like Lainey marrying Greg cough
. So if he really does have a giant dent in his skull on his forehead he could have some brain damage to his frontal lobe.
Phineas Gage is a fantastic example. His frontal lobe was pratically destroyed and a well mannered man became a giant asshole. Look it up if you want, its pretty interesting.
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>>379819> idk why she hasn't seen the difference between herself and the women he's cheating on her with.
i think maybe she did. i don't follow her boring shit but i noticed every once in a while she posts emo stuff about not being good enough.. where do you think that comes from?
it's funny how gergamel was saying that social repose failed jaclynn glenn because his job was to make her feel perfect and beautiful, but here we have plainly constantly having self esteem problems. you're a failure by your own standards, greg.
also i bet gerg still calls lainey by feminine pronouns when they're not online. the only reason he stopped was because people kept pointing to it and saying that it's confusing.
pic not very related
i think gergles is good at adapting. he used to be both transphobic (in the most strict sense, saying MtFs are men in dresses) and bi-phobic (he said bi women always cheat) but now he doesn't say these things out loud because he knows it's not the trendy thing to do. Identifying as an agender space prince is trendy so he goes with it as long as he can call lainey a slutty whore in the bedroom and breed her as much as he wants. she's even doormatty enough to let him cheat on her. His acceptance of her "gender" also puts him on a higher moral pedestal with his dumbass fans.
It's a pretty good deal if you ask me.
[blog] My fiancé just told me that if we ever have a daughter he wants to name her Elaine after his grandmother, Lainey/Lanie for short. You guys are the only ones who would understand why I'm less than thrilled with this. At least it's not Greg? [/blog]>>378863
He only cares what someone does to their body if that body is something he wants to fuck. I honestly think the best thing that can happen to his kids in that household is for Gregma to avoid and neglect them. Neglect is still horrible, but can you imagine how much more he'd fuck them up if he actually interacted with them on the regular? Best case scenario they'll end up being raised by their maternal grandparents.>>379809
It's also involved in modulation of emotions and in impulse control, both of which Gregma lacks to a certain extent. Damage to the frontal lobe definitely could've contributed to him being an unreasonable, impulsive, ragey asshole. All of those things are also affected by genetics and upbringing though, so who knows. Maybe someone should smack him again to see if he improves.
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I was looking at graphtreon and noticed his stats are decreasing across all social media accounts. He claims it's youtube's fault, but youtube can't lower his facebook and twitter followers…..>>379832
show lainey to your fiance and i'm sure eventually he'll reconsider. you could give your daughter a different name that starts with an E
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lol pretty sure onion boy is (or has plainey) going through his tumblr inbox and sending this copy pasted reply to everyone
Trying to lure more patrons in. He must be so desperate
Yeah… his shamelessness is breathtaking
Gregma: "Don't talk to me unless you're paying me every month"
Holy fuck, I hope he loses a few fans over that… even 13 year old not-too-smart fangirls won't like being treated like that.
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i used to like gergles in 2009 (i was 18, he had 10k subs) and i remember i messaged him a couple of times and he would always be really proud of the fact that unlike other stuck up youtubers, he actually responds.
he used to say that it's his job to respond to his fans. i'm sure he's making more money now, with the ad crisis, than he did back in 2009.
it's really a shame to see how much he sold out any ounce of integrity since.
From what I've seen in his old videos, he seemed very tolerable and was cool with his fans (sorta).
Maybe his last fragments of empathy left along with his ex-wife.
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lel, and he is bragging on twitter how he responded to each and every mail
And just told them they can talk to him by becoming a patron? I'm so done with him constantly trying to bamboozle money out of everyone. You should have saved your money, you should have invested it in a mutual fund or something. Heck put it in a CD if you're so irresponsible that you can't put enough money away.
If I can have a pretty sizable savings/401K, own a home(on my own) in a nice town 5 miles from an expensive major metropolitan area, and make 4% of what he makes he shouldn't be worried at all. I know being an adult can be dubious, but if plan ahead it's not hard to live comfortably even in hard times.
No, I didn't say he was (medically) autistic, just too retarded to realize his financial crisis
is all on his own (along with the spending).
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I don't believe for a second he's in a financial crisis. I just think he's completely unwilling to go without making more then everyone. He has plenty of options left, but is to damn greedy to give up anything or go live without that extra 5k+ a month.
Greed is the only factor here. He's not broke, he's not going bankrupt, his children are not starving and he def does have money just lying around, just rather spend somebody else's hard earned cash.
It's mostly knowing how to save, living within your means, and investing-I wouldn't say I'm any expert, just good at seeing the bigger picture.
Vine dying out was a great indication that Greg's livelihood is fleeting. He should have never bought such a large house and splurged on useless crap. He gets what he deserves.
he's legitimately infatuated with Shane … Sometimes I wonder if the reason he makes Lainey look boyish is so she closer resembles Shane..
Maybe i'm just reaching .. ( though he did make that mock sex tape of him humping Andy… should we expect a shane one ? )
God, he's so verbally abusive.
I checked out your other Onision videos too.
You are a true artist.
I agree with >>379947
, your videos are magnificent.
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Both anon's mentioned Feb/March for these pics.>>379353>>379408
Related pic was from Feb 4 2016. It's harder to see because of the lighting. Call it what you like but you can't prove he's not hiding something. Sure, he builshits so much he can't even get his "fax" straight anymore but it's not unreasonable to think that someone with obvious NPD
would pay to get their face rearranged. Not to mention most people who've looked at his face through the years believe he's had something done.
Meh. I still think it's more likely that he has acne outbreaks that he can't cover it up sufficiently with makeup… and because he's a narc, he tries to bait us "haters" into talking about it being cosmetic surgery so he has something to say, "look at this liars! if they lied about this, they must be lying about EVERYTHING!" I don't know, though, obv.>>379963
I remember watching this awhile back >>379256
and thinking how he acted like he was heavily medicated. Other people have mentioned vids like this and others where they notice a very distinct slur to his speech - wouldn't be surprised if he was addicted to some Rx.
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>>379964>I still think it's more likely that he has acne outbreaks that he can't cover it up sufficiently with makeup
Maybe, but the makeup and lighting's apparently been sufficient enough for him for the most part. I don't remember the exact time frame but i recall the series of videos stretching over several weeks (months?) where he wore all those face masks, allegedly because the LED lights were irritating. >>379963
lol even IF she did, he wouldn't notice. He has no capacity for genuine human emotion.
I need a 10h loop of 0:08-0:10
>>379820>you're a failure by your own standards, greg.
And in every other way imaginable. It's what he does best, but of course he's still better than everyone else in his own deluded mind.>>379492
He's a narc, there's no low to which he won't sink.
Narcs want the unquestionable power that comes with authority, but because they think they’re better than everyone else, they have strong sense of entitlement. They don’t work hard, but feel they deserve and expect success.
That’s where I was confused. Greg claims to work countless, tireless hours on his videos. I don’t doubt that’s true. That’s inconsistent with NPD, so is he really a narc?
Then I thought… he doesn’t work hard.
1. Greg never reads, yet he’s written two (horribly pathetic and embarrassing) books. He wanted the perceived accomplishment of being an author, without putting any effort into it.
2. He constantly says other YouTubers who don’t put out as much content as he does are lazy; are lesser. He equates quantity with quality to feel superior. Sure, he puts in the hours editing, but he never takes creative risks. None of his videos are groundbreaking, or thoughtful whatsoever. He’s been making the same content his whole “career”. If he changes his style, it’s only to emulate someone else who’s popular.
Y’all remember that time when he was “beefing” with Leafy, and he started to adopt the way Leafy spoke for a brief period? With women, he tries to degrade them with gendered insults (dumb, bimbo bitch/cunt, etc.) to feel superior, but with men, he sees their success (video views), and wants to imitate them so he can be successful without having to work for it.
Side note: I think he uses work as an escape from being an emotional support for Lainey and the kids, because that's a burden to him. He’s said before (in a relationship Q&A video with Lainey, not sure which one) that he’ll shut off, and want to be left alone. He also said in one of his recent livestreams that he was fantasizing about death because it would be the easy way out, and “no one would blame him.” If he says he has to work to make money for the household, then he can’t be questioned for emotionally ignoring them.
3. He’s actively opposed to working out. He’s stuck in his high school mentality of hating jocks… and I remember reading somewhere that his father worked out? (and he hates his dad, so anything his dad did, he automatically hates), yet the narc in him wants to flaunt his vegetarian bodeh. He claims being a vegetarian is healthy in and of itself, while eating mostly pre-made, processed garbage. He doesn’t actually care about health. It’s all about appearance. He’s always hunched over and clenching his ab muscles to appear more fit than he actually is, but now he’s hit 30, and it’s more difficult to maintain weight through anything except exercise. I'm looking forward to watching him try to fight getting older lol
sage for blogpost and armchair
I think that might be another reason why Taylor's afraid to leave Onion - she knows he'll shit on her online for the rest of his life.>>379297>Onion married his biggest fan
Yes how NPD of him.
The only reason he stays is because he doesn't want to pay alimony (learned from the 1st failed marriage). imo Taylor stays with him mostly out of fear
Many keks were had. This is great anon. >you didn't get a fucking degree like my breeder that I paid thousands for just so she'll never use it
He spent thousands for a degree whose only purpose is for wall decor. Lainey "earned" it using other people's time (edu-birdie is my guess) and money. She has ZERO work experience in her field of study.She'll be lucky if she lands some retail position and makes it to middle manager. She would've been better off with a GED.
And all Greg has his HS diploma, an honorable discharge from the military, and a problematic
YT career. Working with others in any kind of media is essential to being successful, and he would be an absolute nightmare
to work with in any creative field.
What is Plainey even doing with her degree, because while she's with Grease–nooooothing. He only praises her for it because it looks good that he has a spouse that's educated. He wants her barefoot and pregnant at home, taking care of his offspring, where he can keep a constant, controlling eye on her.
sorry about that, just got excited i guess. thanks for the heads up.
i did put sage in the e-mail, tho?
>>379362>His skin at times looks like a botox allergy reaction.
I was thinking that these:>>379256>>379962>>379230
look like the skin's flared up, i.e., allergic reaction.
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His fans are so deluded
Same day oops I left my screen tint on.
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i just threw up in my mouth
this man is an actual father…
Must be Lainey complaining that little girls are taking his pet name from her. I honestly can't see a power hungry loser like Greg NOT liking being called Daddy.
Lol, unless he is such a narc, that he actually does hate it because it makes him feel old.
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Well, Gergs month just got even better
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By dermatologists he means us. Hi Smegma!
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Still trying to get relevant through Andy.
This is how I read it. He's definitely trying to mislead people into worrying he has cancer. My first thought was a possible abscess or something, if this is even remotely true.
Also lol @ DISEEEAAASE. God.
All this drama for attention and pity.
Sorry, I mean pitybucks.>>380102
ew ew ew "Romantically assault" YOU MEAN SEXUAL ASSAULT?
and the redundancy of "I promise" is probably completely unintentional since we all know how educated he isn't.
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Deres moar! He has no stds u guize!
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Samefag but I just realized he is talking about seeing an actual doctor?! Or some sort of medical professional. I call bullshit, especially considering how he's "BARELY SURVIVING" … at least something isn't adding up, here, GREG.>>380105
Jesus that "SKIN DISEASE" is going to never get old for me. Because he probably doesn't even know how to spell it off the top of his head, and this way it sounds more impersonal and like he's SUDDENLY terminally ill.>>380106
I told my sciencey bff (to ask some questions as well, mostly about terms since I tend to have brainfarts while writing), and yeah, he and I both agree on that. He literally
said "Hopefully he does. hopefully it is malignant and gets into his spinal fluid." Then he added:
"How very non-descript and attention seeking
besides, tumors on the back are not very common"
Friend went to college for forensics and criminology, so… take that for what you will.
That's not a 1 man job. Several anon's would have to work on it.
But yes to this:>If Daddyofive just lost custody of his kids, Greg should too.
I can't see why this shouldn't happen.
I think he didn't actually see a doctor at all. We already know he thinks he knows better than anyone and that the only thing he cares about even close to himself is money (and using it to live a psuedo-hedonistic lifestyle).
Even if his income wasn't dropping, he wouldn't do this imo.
Maybe he went to get more botox or something, though, and had this mentioned to him? It would be hilarious if he went to have work done so fast after dumping on JG about hers.
Then again his logic is probably "I'd fuck me." Damn buffalo bill for real, he'd wear Taylor's skin if he could. Minus potential stretchmark aka "cut scars" areas.
can we stop with this tired meme? you know what the Do5 vids had that allowed everything that happened with them to happen? ACTUAL UNDENIABLE VIDEO PROOF OF ABUSE. physical and emotional abuse, spanning a long period of time, consistently and obviously. kids showing obvious signs of trauma.
CPS will never do anything without something that blatant and clear-cut. him being a raging narc will not make them move at all because it is /not a sign of abuse to his kids/.
all anyone is doing by filing shit with CPS that will never go anywhere is giving him a shield if something concrete does crop up: if you cry wolf so many times, no one will believe you anymore when the real wolf is there.
i hate to sound like i'm defending this piece of shit but goddamn am i tired of this derail. stop moralfagging.
sage for chiming in: i've seen people lose custody because of character defamation though, like with drug addicts who lose their kids even though they're not neglecting or abusing them. it happens.
though admittedly i don't know the law in america, so if it's likely to give him a shield should it fail, then it's still a bad idea
Is it possible that the tumor is recent or has been there for awhile and no one (Onion) noticed it?
This is probably coincidental but he has a video from years ago (2010-2011?) where he had some difficulty with a spinal injury. He was kind of immobile and was crawling a lot (even that was painful to him) throughout said video. Of course, it was also for dem pity views/yt bux.
he is a middle class white man in america. he has a house, there is food in his fridge, and his children are nowhere near the level of the Do5 kids. unless someone found pictures of these kids bruised or malnourished like a 3rd world child, CPS will not do anything. he has not shown himself to be physically violent and has no history of physical spousal abuse. videos of him frothing at the mouth in rage will do N O T H I N G especially since he can easily claim it's a character for YT. if you even got CPS to knock on his door, he'd shove lainey up front to sob at them and they'd leave genuinely believing that the internet haturs are harassing this poor man.
give it up. there's plenty of milk on him without having to moralfag about his treatment of his kids. even though i'm sure he's a less than stellar parent, he is not what CPS considers an unfit parent.
There's quite a few on Twitter who are saying he's had it for years and it's benign… my guess is he's just listing off what he knows is wrong with him and adding rosecea to that "list" for pity points.
Gotta remind his newer, recent fans of his toomer so they'll run to his Patreon to help with his "medical bills and insurance".
Did he seriously only just now realize he has rosacea? He's been treating it as acne this whole time? What a fucking idiot.
I'm sure his tumor is nothing otherwise Plainey would be crying all over twitter.
He could always ya know, sell one of his Teslas and some videogame consoles for extra cash.
Man, a 31 year-old solely depending on kids' lunch money and the mentally disabled's minimum wage money? Even the likes of Ted Bundy wouldn't stoop that low to get what he wants.
How long until he applies for them social security bux?
At worst I imagine it's a benign lypoma
There's no way he's not trying to mislead to get views. If he wasn't and there was any actual worry, Lamo and him would likely be tweeting depressive woe is me
even with the rosecea he's using correct, but overtly dramatic reading of "incurable skin disease"
it just looks bad, it doesn't do anything harmful. "Incurable skin disease" implies it's something harmful, which it's not.
my thoughts exactly.
why are they selling their shitty clothes and begging for money?
they have things they could sell to keep them afloat for awhile.
perhaps downgrading their home(s)?
i feel nothing for their financial woes.
Yeah I figured it could fall under the disease label, since disease doesn't necessarily mean deadly or crippling or whatever - but his fanbase doesn't necessarily know, especially when he's pulling the whole "WOE IS MY LIFE" act. We know - and he knows - that "disease" especially with vague/no context generally sounds alarm bells for people emotionally.
Also I do believe that he is upset if this is in fact news to him, since that means acknowledging his own imperfection.>>380152
I'm sure his "LOGIC" would be that "IT'S A DISEASE," but I totally agree that he should practice some of the shit he is so eager to preach for once in his life.
sage and lurk.
He wishes he had a harem.
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What was this shit for?
I refuse to believe this vain goober has never had work done.
it'll be for dat totes bad tooma in his back. which i will go ahead and guess is probably just a sebacious cyst that needs removing. they appear on the back all the time and it's usually a v minor procedure to remove.
source: i'm a nurse who deals with this shit on the daily.
He definetly fits all the criteria of cheap injections and cheap batches.>>380047>>380149>>380152
Ironically enough, botox is used offlabel and onlabel to treat Rosacea. Can't wait for Gregma to use it as an excuse for his Botox! I would bet he has had Botox and this is his excuse for using it very soon.
Link related, source for Botox being used for Rosacea.>http://jddonline.com/articles/dermatology/S1545961612E0076X/1
Can someone who claims to be "straight edge" and anti-makeup/ anti-surgery use Botox?
Not that that will stop him from being a hypocrite
People in my town make like 12k € a year lol. Here 400k $ in savings is only reachable by selling the house your parents left you when they died.
You have to be a potato pea brain to blow onion kind of money. You have to be R E T A R D E D.
Exactly plus if it was a tumor wouldn't it be growing rapidly? Like to the point it'd be visible in videos? A friend of mine had a tumor removed off his back and it grew from the size of a small cyst to almost an A cup tit in just a year
Sage for blogpost.
It's almost definitely some kind of cyst. He can call it a tumor because the word "tumor" is, medically, applied to any
kind of growth. The definition, since Gerg loves those so fucking much, is:>a swelling of a part of the body, generally without inflammation, caused by an abnormal growth of tissue, whether benign or malignant.
Like, I developed a ganglion cyst on the back of my hand and that counts as a tumor, but it's benign as fuck and will just go away with time. Not all cysts/tumors grow rapidly, like mine's stayed the size of a marble, but the cancerous ones sure do. I'm sure his WebMD research told him all of this shit, but he knows his underage, uneducated fans will automatically interpret "tumor" to mean "cancer" and throw that patreon money his way.
Some anons have pointed out how rare it is to develop a malignant tumor on your back and they're right. I actually did have a friend who had one, however, he had an insanely rare form of soft tissue sarcoma. It happens, but I seriously, seriously
fucking doubt Gerg has that. Spinal cord tumors are also crazy rare. It's most likely a lipoma (fatty growth) or a sebaceous cyst. He produces sebum like it's his fucking job, so it's probably the latter.
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Back in my day, we just called this, "ugly as shit".
He'll have his mom prescribe magik woo oils, anon. Don't worry, they know way more than doctors.
I wish it wasn't something totally benign so that he'd be taken down by his own hubris, but sadly it doesn't look like it.
samefag, HE ACCIDENTALLY UPLOADED THE UNCENSORED VERSION TO YOUTUBE KEK. The rest of the description is his usual bullshit but I included it for the lols
"So I have a delimma… I want to make videos that are true to myself, but every time I used to do anything close to that, YouTube would SLAM me, and I mean HARD. So for around 10 years I just made videos that YouTube would more often than not deem acceptable… well, recently not even the watered down version of myself has been considered ok by YouTube, so, to survive, I headed over to Patreon to upload my videos early… then I realized, oh my gosh, I don't have to water my content down anymore, I can really be whatever I wish to be… HERE is the problem, the real problem… because I'm being my true self on Patreon now, a lot of that doesn't translate over to my YouTube videos because the Patreon versions are so genuinely messed up… you know: PERFECT - So it's like… do I sacrifice my freedom on Patreon just so I can continue to please my subscribers with watered down content, or do I just continue being absolutely sick on Patreon and continue giving you guys MEGA censored content?
People say "You know, other YouTubers can do way worse and they are fine." - That's the thing, I am not other YouTubers, I have thousands upon thousands of videos on YouTube which means I get hit more, just from a statistics standpoint. And when I get hit? It's traumatic. This is part of the reason I have so many channels… you know, survival.
Long story short, I WISH I could do whatever I wanted on YouTube, I WISH I could give you guys uncensored, REAL content, but YouTube destroys me every time I try, so instead, I have to remember that many of my patrons pay $1 every 30 days to see around 30 new uncensored videos… and that's what I want to deliver, the content they signed up for.
Basically what I'm saying is: I'm sorry. I wish things were different, but they are not & I have to take care of my patrons while also continuing to upload for you, my awesome subscribers.So! I'm sorry about the heavy censorship, but we gotta be YouTube friendly.
If you want to avoid this and get straight to the real content, join us here: http://patreon.com/onision
>>380396> HE ACCIDENTALLY UPLOADED THE UNCENSORED VERSION TO YOUTUBE KEK
This is a good example of one of many reasons doing the censored/uncensored video versions is such a bad idea. I mean, a minor reason, but he so quickly fucked up his own "system". Main reason being it's shitty to his ugh… fans
… who can't pay. Which would be the vast majority of his fans.
But he can't grasp the concept that people could be unable to support him for any reason other than their own greed/stinginess.
this belongs at MoMA
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Giant bruise on his ribs. Dare I dream that he finally got the asskicking he so richly deserves?
ok so i just finished watching this, and jesus why is he not going to see a doctor? that is fucking huge, and he said it hurts? what an idiot. i know some other anons said it looks like a lipoma, and it does, but if it hurts that is clearly a bad fucking sign and you should get it checked out.
now watch and wait for the inevitable "i got diagnosed with cancer!! donate to my patreon so i can afford to survive!!"
Oooo, look at the size of that pimple.
I mean come, tumour… Seriously ? Does he just not want to accept that he has bacne and that's a cyst. All he needs is antibiotics and a derm or even trained nurse to drain it.
I think there are a few patreon-anons, though only one XD-anon/XD-chan (I think?) who started that whole thing.
I really hope no one is actually paying him lol. Someone mentioned money being withdrawn on the 1st…
Also I was just thinking: The other day (or so), Gregma was all "I fantasize about dying from an aneurysm" - wouldn't it be such poetic justice for something legitimately terminal/fatal to now happen?
If he died and Taylor got all the money, I think she and the kids would actually be so much better off. She'd probably be a fish out of water without Greg, but it'd be such a good chance for her to actually get healthy and have a personality and friends.
But mostly it's for the kids.
Also if he is indeed terminally ill… I'll just leave this here:
"In the United States there are assisted dying laws restricted to terminally ill and mentally competent adults in Oregon, Montana, Washington, Vermont, California, Colorado and Washington D.C."
from googling "where is assisted suicide legal" kek
yes, i'm the anon who uploads his videos early but there are some others.
i wouldn't be surprised if he dies of an aneurysm. he gets himself worked up enough that i wouldn't be shocked if his head literally exploded.
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top quality tumour advice from the patreons kek
Yeah I agree with that patron. He should definitely cut liquids out of his diet for a few weeks.
Yknow.. to dry out the tumor.>>380430
Or their dog. Oh god, now I'm imagining how he'd react if their dog bit him. Ugh.
The kid likely had testicular torsion, and Greg was furious the doctors knew more than them, and he was mad that they had to run tests and the tests were expensive and Greg didn't understand what they were for, because he knew FAX. And he spent the whole time screaming and fighting with the docs.
And because Greg knows way better than doctors, he had a full narc rage at a doctor, and because of this experience Greg feels he can ignore anything a doctor says, ever, because Grug is smarter than all doctors ever.
>>Is his NPD so big that his google-based diagnosis are better?
Yes. Clearly. He took every experience he'd had (having to drink fluids for CT scans, etc) and projected it onto his son, refusing his son access to tests because GREG had found them useless, uncomfortable, and irritating. He refused every solution the doctor gave (testing and surgery) and had a screaming meltdown, further upsetting both his son and Taylor, then blamed the doctor for causing his son and wife to cry, rather than understand that he was taking up all the airspace while his son should be the primary focus. He was unable to put aside his own ego to get his son treatment, to the point that security had to be called.
a tumor, but it's almost definitely not a malignant
tumor. Like I said before, the word "tumor" just means you have a random growth on your body. The asshole's never going to bother seeing a professional to get it excised or drained, he's just going to ignore it and milk it for baww-money.>>380425
Nah, it does look like Rosacea, but he's being a little fuckwit about it by calling it an "incurable skin disease", like, fuck, Gerg, you don't have a flesh eating bacterial infection. It's actually really obvious that it's Rosacea and that's what's so lulzy about him JUST REALIZING NOW that it's not run of the mill acne.
You would've known that sooner, Gerg, had you bothered to see a fucking medical professional for once instead of diagnosing yourself, you fucking autist. You're an idiot, god knows why you think you'd know better than someone who trained and studied for fucking years
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i just imagine that this is how onion used to look at billie
>>380396>This is part of the reason I have so many channels… you know, survival.
Or because you're such an egomaniac piece of shit, and you KNOW you make more money with 5 channels than with just the 1 cancerous Onision-channel.
Imagine being this fucking self absorbed that you feel the need to show your body and your gross tumour on the internet. Just… step back and think about it. He feels he has to make a video about his body.
Lainey and Gregma take a quiz to find out if he's a narc, kekkkhttps://vid.me/pcqA
He's joking around in the beginning and then his crazy seeps out.
>I've apologized for being a jerk!>You've been better lately… yeah..
What else would he make a video about? He doesn't go anywhere, he doesn't have any friends to hang out with, he never reads anything…
It's not that he wants to, he has to. He knows of nothing more, stuck in his own tiny microcosm. He doesn't have any other material for videos.
She also put her hand over his when he started to go off about… how he goes off on people, reminding him to keep his chill, because they were supposed to be joking
about him being a narc, not showing people how much of a narc he is.
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Only if they feel like celebrating.
wow, I always assumed onion was the 'smart' one in that marriage
but Lainey seems more capable of thinking long-term
they're both idiots tho
the fact that the narcissist comments got to him so much he made a video about it is hilarious.
The forced pda in the video too, like it's so obvious how insecure they are about their relationship they try so hard to prove how in ~love~ they are.
How old is their kid?
Do they have a regular babysitter or friend/relative or something? Maybe I'm doing it wrong but I don't know any parents that get the kind of time it must take to make and edit these videos. Then again this is their job so maybe they have childcare sorted.
Only a doctor can diagnose me. Or a facebook/quizlet quiz.
why doesn't lainey pull out some academia on narcissism since she has a degree? is this how she diagnosed her "anxiety"?? I'm dying they're so stupid
SAME, anon. glad i'm not the only old here. kek.
and it's so pathetic, he's forever stuck somewhere around 1999.
And that's one of those quizzes that was probably made by a 14 year old.
Someone link him this one http://personality-testing.info/tests/NPI/
Obvi still not a professional diagnosis, but at least it's deeper than "do you think you're better than everyone else, yes or no?"
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Grease's number one fan and big patreon supporter, Fakeboi.
He hasn't claimed that it's cancer, he called it a tumour on twitter to freak out his fans and get them to sign up to his patreon. >>380552
So anyway Gerg, how's your sex life? asked no one ever
Well, at least long-haired Onion looked better than >>379097
I haven't watched his video but her telling him how to pronounce rosacea makes me admire her a TINY bit. Also saying "things will work out just fine." At least she knows what she's talking about there.
It seems she's mainly over the moon about Taylor, and kisses Gregma's ass simply because that's part of the deal (hint: it's the whole deal, Dani, don't kid yourself).
But alas, telling him how to pronounce something isn't going to earn her anything of his except his disdain and ire.
I had a terrifying thought. Gregma said he is going to have surgery in a few weeks? This could very well push back his $1000 collab with tomatodude until JUNE. Now things are fucking adding up. I hope I'm paranoid, but that would be seriously fucking EVIL to deliberately delay filming the collab with a dude he KNOWS can't even afford one month just so he can get at leats $2000 out of the sucker.
And tomatodude (I don't remember his name, just that it's something about tomato) is likely too dumb/gullible to think that through. He damn well better be at least keeping communication with Gregma to ensure the recording does in fact happen on schedule, since he's ALREADY down $1000. Ugh.
Also that "Just Me @UnChainedDreamR" responding to ladyboy about the bank shit is the same girl who said obeying Onion is an aphrodisiac for her and how she wanted to be chained in his basement. Her dumbass face stuck in my memory for some reason.
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stop trying to start shit with rumors YOU'RE starting, greasy.
Oh damn. I missed that. Thanks!
I'm scolding myself because normally I do notice when tweets are from past years.
Wish I could edit my post. Oh well. Thanks for clearing that up.
Though on a more tinfoil note, he could still try to pull the "oh, my tumor!" card to try to postpone recording.>>380569
More like "there is a rumor that there is a rumor" amrite gerg?
He is too dumb to even know heads or tails of anything and seems to always be the last to find out something when it IS true. I mean, if this were true, we'd know about it before he would for damn sure lmao.
But waiiiit he's threatening ANOTHER lawsuit? WITH WHAT MONEY, GREG? I know h3h3 has been going through their own lawsuit, and it's been hell on their life emotionally and financially, or so they say. They mainly owe a lot to Philip DeFranco creating a huge fundraiser thing for them. I can't see anyone doing that for Greg other than Greg himself, and he's already done that with Patreon lol.
Makes me wonder why he hasn't threatened to sue Youtube at the rate he's been going.
Lol lameo so obviously trying to protect him from scoring as narcissist on the quiz. I know that she knows he is one. Also that is a shit quiz. How about dont take one off buzzfeed or whatever. Lainey is an enabler and will let him get away with murder if it comes down to it. Shes just as scary as him. I can just imagine being a third person in that household with these two trying to manipulate the hell out of you and make you out to be some bad person.
But her face when he tries to deny hes something that she obviously knows is true is priceless. The jealousy one. He literally made her feel bad for talking to that band guy he didnt like LOL.>>380569>there's a rumor
How about dont post this shit if you cant verify if its true? Trying to make billie look bad any chance he can cause people will believe it even though he says its a "rumor"
Don't feel bad anon, you weren't the only one making that mistake.
I feel like people are a bit too eager to jump to conclusions when the milk slows down, lately there's been so much "what if this" "I bet that" "it wouldn't be unheard of if" etc and it's polluting the thread. Just stop reaching so hard for the milk, you all can trust that the onion will deliver - he always does.
>>380569>"There's a rumor…">"How dare you involve a child."
Gerg, you just acknowledged it's a fucking rumor in the first sentence and then straight up admonish them as though it's a fact
(FAAAAAAAX) in the second. If you wanna talk lawsuits, I'm pretty sure that would count as libel. It's written defamation of character, so…yeah.
that can't be greg's dick, too big. so how would he have gotten ahold of it?>>380589
someone posted on patreon that someone was threatening to leak photos of troy on twitter, he must have automatically assumed it's an ex.
Holy ten foot pole, batman, I just saw the pic and Onion would have flooded the internet with identifiable dick pics by now, made about 20 videos about it, if that were him.
Unless it's shooped…
It's deleted now, but i dont think that was even her. Her ears were stretched bigger than the person in the photo since at least 2012 and the forehead seemed too small to be her.
It did eerily look like her and had a choker she wore though (but that is a pretty common one).
Coulda been gerg trying to find porn of girls who look like billie to fap to and attempt to ruin her reputation, but most likely was a troll.
It's almost definitely a troll, I feel like Gerg wouldn't post (faux) revenge porn if the dick was big, his ego would never be able to handle knowing chicks he's dated have had dicks bigger than his 2 inch wonder. Or he wouldn't be able to handle people thinking
his ex has been with some big dicked dude before him. Onision: Lord of fragile, fragile egos and tiny, tiny weens.
Seeing him use Thursday in this crap video makes me want to puke. Geoff Rickly is ~literally~ an atithesis of Greggles and everything he stands for: a genuinely hard working, talented man who stands up for minorities and respects woman, without using the ~IM SUCH A FEMINIST!!!~ card for getting pussy.
Every time I see Onion/Lamo like or even just reference something that's important to me (Brand New, MGS…) I'm so disgusted. I don't want to have anything in common with them!
Also, I would die out of embarassment if anyone caught me acting like that, not that I ever would. I can't imagine releasing such a terrible video!
Sage for no1 curr
Omg that was so cringy.
Lainey actually seems like the sane one in the relationship, and she comes across as much smarter than Gregma. That video was honestly hard to watch.
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yeah she would have to pay me 25$ to watch her boring shit
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Clearly a Cosmo magazine article, that can’t even get a proper contraction in the tag line, is a reputable source for self-diagnosing a personality disorder.
From the author’s website:>Katherine (a.k.a. “Katie”) Schreiber grew up in New York City, kind of/sort of/always wanted to be a therapist. After obtaining her Bachelor’s Degree in Psychology and Writing from Sarah Lawrence in 2010—ended up reporting on psychology, health and sexuality, instead.
LOL maybe this is what Plainey should be doing with her Bachlor’s.
Personality disorders are more nuanced than this buzzfeed-esque pop psych clickbaity bs. He chooses the weakest argument on purpose to "prove" to Lainey and the mean, mean internet that he's not a narc… which is a total narc move, lol.
> Wow. Way to slut-shame.
Bitch, where? Where’s the shaming, exactly?
I don't think Grease could be any more transparent. It's so fucking fake and cringy af.
Onion is such a whiny bitch incapable of introspection. He blames his problems on youtube censorship and cries about Jenna Marbles popularity.
Guess what? Jenna isnt an asshole! She doesnt act like an asshole! She acts sweet and grateful to fans, she doesnt get butthurt when they point out if she is doing something wrong with the animals. She seems like a genuinely nice person and someone who wants to keep growing and improving.
Honestly, the bar is set low for youtubers. She does sweet callouts in her videos and never belittles her fans or acts ungrateful. She is popular because she is nice and seems like someone you want go be friends with. She is basically nice, moderately funny, and takes the piss out of herself.
Onion is none of those things. He's a dick to his wife, friends, exes, fans, people in public, etc. Hes always telling fans to fuck off, unsubcribe, he doesnt love you, he doesnt need you, and also insults their looks even if theyre underage. Hes a bully and an egotist.
The Billie video put the final nail in the coffin of your extended 15 minutes of viral fame.
Onion, its that fucking simple! You not only are untalented but you take shit for granted and now youre paying for it.
Suck it up, Buttercup. I hope you realize now you cant get away with everything and youre not untouchable. Your shit has finally got up to you.
Jenna swears and Jenna is lgbt friendly. She just doesnt act like a dick on camera and expects to get paid for it.
Sage for rant
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XD well plaineys patreon is as boring as her. Here's the funniest thing i found plus there is no vlogs just yet shes planing on doing 1 per week but is just a q&a type thing
Gregma coming for my girl Jenna is everything.
Maybe she's more popular because she doesn't recycle year old shit tier narc "comedy".
She is pretty much the opposite of Gurgles in character. I mean could you imagine him shaving his brows on cam and drawing Nike swooshes on for comedic purposes? She makes a point that she does not take herself seriously AT ALL, humor and being silly is a way of life for her, she's down to Earth and appreciates her fans and her career and her partner. Her 200th video pinned on her channel illustrates these things pretty well! Like, she even mentions her ex in it in a respectful way.
Meanwhile Gurgles is an actual piece of shit with delusions of grandeur and insanely high expectations of every other human being and no actual feelings suited for comedy. I can't with this narc brat manchild
saged for being an autistic fan
I used to be a Jenna hater but recently I'm just down with her. She's just so nice and down for fucking anything for laughs. She made her dog float with balloons, that's been my dream since I was like five, two dogs ago.
of course gerg hates her man.
He does it in several videos, just look for those with "Youtubers" in the title. He's so fucking butthurt that she still has her fans, and that people are still loyal to her even though she's 2008-hot and doesn't swear or act as outrageous as she used to.
Jenna has 17 MILLION subscribers. That's 10 million more than fucking Onion. He's been trying to catch her attention by "calling her out" on how little she works compared to him, and that she has bots following her on Twitter. He watched her 200th video and made fun of it because "she even admits that she doesn't know why you guys watch her videos"
Onion. Don't mess with our girl Jenna. She's 10x the youtuber you'll ever be, and she'll never acknowledge you on any level.
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Am anon who posted the cap of someone saying Drew tweeted this. Can confirm whole heartedly he didn't cause that lady was crazy. Person knows nada and was just stirring the pot. Their account is now gone.
No one's moralfagging, doofus. There's video evidence spanning several years showing the kind of person he is, including testimony from almost every one of his exes.>>380137
Good point. Between the blatant patterns in his behavior (on video, some of which he deleted but have been reuploaded) and ex wife/gf testimony, his obvious mental pathology should be more than enough.
>>380133>It would be hilarious if he went to have work done so fast after dumping on JG about hers.
There's little doubt he's been
getting botox for awhile now. And given how well known he is for being a lying hypocrite, I'm sure he's just projecting onto JG out of spite.
Samefag, I just checked and so far I only found two instances where he actually compliments Jenna (one titled yts he's not subscribed to and most popular yts). So, guess I can't hold that against him
saged for irrelevant
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I'm laffin, but poor Billie. God only knows the horrors she witnessed in the Greasemansion.
It's blatantly forced. You know in the back of her mind Taylor's always thinking how Onion was just moments away from ditching her and the kids and running off with Billie, who he's still
>>380396>I want to make videos that are true to myself
Proving what a narc I am while constantly gaslighting my audience for youtube bux>I am not other YouTubers, I have thousands upon thousands of videos on YouTube which means I get hit more
Unlike Pewdiepie, who even after getting "hit" is still larger and more successful than I'll ever be.
Such a desperate ploy to get gullible's to donate to his failing Patreon. kek
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Stop being so bitter you child, your content is shit.
Wow he is subtweeting Markiplier. Lol Onion, not in your life is he going to acknowledge you, much less engage in your drama. That is completely against his image, plus the fact Onion is a near-"literal who" to Markiplier who at least ACTS like he gives a damn about his fans and has emotions.>>380846
Yeah I know, and personally I'm on the side that believes he has had stuff done, but I didn't want to stir that can of worms more. Just wanted to say it'd be even funnier for him to do that so quickly after preaching against such things (regardless of past-Botox status).
yes, there's evidence showing he's a shit person. is that the same evidence that CPS wants to prove child abuse? no. shitty people can be fit parents. "obvious mental pathology" means nothing in this situation. putting it in armchair words doesn't make it carry any more weight.>>380796>>380798
is right. mental abuse is very he-said-she-said.>>380803
if there's no documented proof of this (to bring back up the Do5 comparison, the video of him slamming the kid into the bookshelf), it's still just he said she said and he can argue that shiloh has motivation to defame him
guys, don't forget greg's probably only strength, here: manipulation. unless there was solid, undeniable, class-A documented proof that the kids are in danger, CPS will not do anything. cry all you want about character and how he's so obviously an angry narc, everything would be washed over in internet-stupid law enforcement's eyes by him putting on a smile and calmly explaining that it's an act for views and all claims against him are internet harassment.
i know y'all live in this fantasy world where everyone is such an obvious and informed onion-hater, but you have to take into account how the system works and views things. even if you convinced CPS that he's a raging narc, he still doesn't check any boxes that would make them pull the kids out of the house.
regardless: put up or shut up, and if you are gonna turn your boohooing into action, do it on the damn discord
fuck y'all for making me sound like i'm defending this fucker, damn
like it or not, those shitty Happy Wheels videos have a target audience. Young kids eat that shit up, same as five nights at freddys and minecraft videos and what not. they all suck, but kids love watching youtubers scream at shitty videogames.
grease has no target audience. he makes "comedy sketches", a youtube genre that died in like 2010. he makes videos rating peoples bodies, videos that only have views because kids see sexy thumbnails and clic em everytime. he makes shitty rants that people won't care about unless they are invested in greg's personal life. or those shitty videos where he will google some random thing and do "jokes" about the results. the list goes on, his content is lazy, unfunny, and just bad. why would anyone watch any of that shit? you'd have to be really invested in this guy to watch his content cause that motherfucker is unfunny. also, he pumps out videos way too often, most of his fans won't be able to watch all of it. his content is dated, and he doesn't have that "young emo chick" demographic anymore. nowadays, he's ugly, makes unappealing content to young people, and anyone can do a quick google search and find out that he's an asshole. his shtick is dead.
i know that ALL youtube creators have been losing cash and views recently, but Greg is the only one where i don't think he'll recover.
Tldw for others: Grease makes it repeatedly clear that he thinks Jenna is "gross", to the point where you have to wonder if he has a crush on her.
Then divorcee Grease says Jenna's idea that she would prefer to wait 10 years in a relationship than rush into marriage is "stupid" because people need marriages to feel like they belong.
This guy who left the his wife for an underage fan who was later his fiancée and then complained about paying alimony says that marriage shows that someone loves you enough "to sign a legal document that's binds you together for LIFE", like this is somehow an argument against
waiting longer to marry.
He says that she would not believe these things if she had the experiences he hadn't had. Which makes no sense because his biography could be titled "13 Reasons Why You Don't Want To Get Married Too Soon" and every tape is about Onision.
His example is a couple he knows that married after 7 years, broke up 1.5 years later. Apparently his 5 year marriage is better than that.
He also mentions that he divorced Skye because he was miserable. So much or that romantic lifelong dedication.
Jenna apparently finds it cute when people wait until 50 or 60 to get married. Grease says not everyone lives that long so that would mean they'd die alone, lol.
Grease demonstrates his amazing statistical prowess by saying there aren't any eligible bachelors at 50, zero, all the good ones are married. So much for people dying at that age or getting Grease-style divorces.
Menopausal women can't have sex because of vaginal dryness, fyi. Grease says so.
Jenna Marbles is shitting on marriage, not sham couples like Onlamey.
I can't listen anymore. It's the usual trash from him.
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>>380929>I dont think ill date again.
10s later>TRYIN TO KISS GURLSZ….DONT FORGET IM SOOOOOO GAY!>>380947
And they will never date her because she isnt hot enough lmao. They only give her the time of day cause shes giving them money. How sad is that.>>380926>what did i do back then i dont do now??
Isn't that the point? "Back then" it was new, now its still the same fucking content LOL. Except now hes proven how much of a dick he is, abused 4+ wives/gfs and he doesnt even pretend to be nice anymore.>>380841
Prob cause markiplier/jacksepticeye and people like him isnt a dick, hasnt repeatedly insulted his fans only to praise them when they give him money, has done multiple fanmeets, charity events, collabed with other youtubers, and seems like a nice guy overall. Also playing the same game repeatedly isnt the same as making videos over and over again saying the same exact thing, and insulting your ex's over and over again.
People stream the same game for years, but people are watching gameplay/different levels/mods, etc of them that add something different. I think happy wheels vids are boring, but i can see why ppl would find it entertaining if they were into that shit. Onion isnt a gaming channel. Idk why hes comparing himself to one. It'd be comparable to a vlogging channel just stating the same story/same fax in every fucking video. Its nothing new and is boring.
Gregma's content worked back in the day because YT was new and there was barely any content. So anything weird got millions of views. Same reason why Smosh's lipsync video of the Pokemon theme got millions of views and Pewdiepie's horror videos got huge. That stroked Greg's dick and made him feel like he was a crazy successful comedian. Ergo making his ego too big to deal with any friends or collaborators. Now that shit is hitting the fan, he is starting to squirm realizing that he isn't as high and mighty as he thought he was.
she says its cringy how every big youtuber now has a patreon, and how onision has two houses and two cars but still wants donations. perez doesn't know who onision is, trisha just says he's an ass and mentions the billie drama very quickly.
And no one knew you could actually make money off youtube when it first started out. People were doing it to have fun. No one looked at it as "I'm going to make a ton of money off this and never have to work again." Since he had an established channel from the beginning, he thought he could just ride it out, maybe get on tv and get his own show or something, but it didn't happen. Seriously though, did he think he could just do youtube until he's 60 or try to retire from youtube at 35? Does he think it's an actual viable career? Everyone else has other projects going on. Some have makeup brands they work with, work on film projects with studios, etc. Some have even left youtube for actual careers. What is Greg going to do? He doesn't even like to leave his house and no one wants to work with him. He has absolutely zero connections to the outside world. If his channel continues to fail and the patreons die out and there's no more cash flowing in, what is he going to do? Will he finally get a hard kick in the balls from the real world? Are we going to see him at Target pushing carts? He doesn't have any skills, like at all, other than using filters to hide his ug-mug. And if someone does do a search on him before hiring, does he think they won't see any of this? I just can't understand how someone doesn't think of the future of their life and not only theirs, but the future of their wife and children's lives. Wouldn't you want your family to be secure in having a house/food if shit did hit the fan? Wouldn't you want to do family vacations to cherish the moments with them? Since you rag on Billie so much for dropping out of high school, wouldn't you be inclined to save for college for your child and make good examples for them so they also wouldn't be fucked and make your mistakes?
because it's a video, not text
tl;dw stands for "too long, didn't watch"
tl;dr stands for "too long, didn't read"
uh, do you read
videos or do you watch
You're 100% right anon but not only that, back in the day people didn't just create a channel and get started like you can now.
We mostly had crap phones or camera, recording yourself or something on your screen was a pain, all those apps and softwares that help you edit videos weren't here. It's like nowadays everyone edits their pictures with Photoshop or any beauty app, but 10 years ago it was kinda crazy to make yourself appear slimmer with dubious results, or erase skin imperfections.
Everyone and their grandma can start a perfectly nice youtube channel and Youtube even helps out with the Yt spaces. Now all you have to work on is the content and the marketing, or which public to target.
Knowing how to set up, record and edit a video isn't enough anymore, it's not impressive or special.
but anon, he MADE it
it's marked with his genius
jfc he is delusional
Nail art videos/creators have more views and subscribers. Then again, those are actually useful to some people. Gurg is worthless. Oh, wait! He helps people get over their body issues -.-
Aren't Gregma and Jenna Marbles similar in age? God what a horrible fucking discrepancy in life choices. Jenna ftw! Besides, look how happy her and Julian are compared to Garg and Lamey. Not to mention Jen & Julian's VEGAN BODEHZ!
He still is blasting his personal drama online. People just got tired of it.
Are you drunk, anon?
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Oh look, they finally went outside…in their lawn where the sun is out.
Though u were dying, Grease?
Lamo's face looks so weird here… As if her mouth is too close to her nose and leaves too much space below so it looks like her chin is infinite.
I don't even want to comment Onion, that mouth looks like it was warped on purpose with the liquify tool
What happened to being such a creative genius, Greg?
He is SO LAZY. Like, an essential part of being an artist is the struggle to come up with something engaging, unique… and if not original, come at it from a different angle so it seems new. I worked as a creative at an advertising company, and this guy would never, ever, ever
be good enough to be hired, even as a junior video editor.
Grease is one of the least self aware people I've ever witnessed.
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I vommed a little
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Grainy and Leg
>>380893>shitty people can be fit parents
Right, and the opposite is also true, so what's your point? He was
diagnosed in the military and has been cagey (not totally forthcoming or changes the story) about what exactly he was diagnosed with, but let's just ignore that. I'm sure Grease's behavior is perfectly within the realm of psychologically healthy and he's absolutely NOT afflicted with some severe pathology. I mean really anon. Fucking kek.
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"10 Things I Hate About Billie"
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Found this in an old video of his and had to post it here. Oh the irony
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Lainey had her first Patreon stream and Daddy Dothseth is there to protect and take care of her.
>b-b-but they are so mean and don't wanna pay
>sshhhh, shhh. I'll make an aggressive tweet like an inbread emo teenager, Lainey.
Agreed. There's no way he would have turned that down.
YouTube Red was pretty selective with the offers they extended to regular creators at the beginning, I doubt he was even on the radar with his embarrassing content.
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That girl is really desperate to get in on this shit. Even hitting up sarah LOL. Too bad she lacks the one trait that is necessary to get in on the harem: being attractive. Gerg doest want another they/them agender girl in his house. The only reason she gets any response from onion and lameo is because shes giving them money. Stop giving them money ladyboy and see how much they respond to or like your shit lmao.
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Does not understand that his few remaining fans miss when his content was new to them, not that he needs to make the same videos over and over and over for 8 years. He needs a new batch of teens, but his shtick doesn't work on the new ones because his "humor" is no longer in line with "the kids these days".
The "old Onision" never left.
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Plus: I'm not repetitive, you're repetitive!
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I made a shitty thing. I have too much time, clearly.
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Greggum tears are the best tears.
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>>381326>lainey's a dude
2007-2011 Onion was…human. Problematic
at times yes but more human.
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Here we go again
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dropped one my bad
Did he just go back in time several months? Is this what he thinks is the "Old Onision" that people want?
wtf is he on about, literally
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Oh boy this should be fun
never ever ever did i say that he isn't a psycho. in fact, i called him a narc and an asshole at least once. i'm saying that labeling /what he has/ as "pathology" doesn't make it hold any more weight than just calling it 'being an asshole and a narc'. all i'm talking about with that is semantics meaning nothing.
pull your panties back out of your arid vag and learn to read ffs
No you should probably just not shit up the thread with your gross irrelevant onion dreams.
No one has ever been thanked for posting about dreams they had about cows. it just means you need something else in your life.
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What is with all of plains retarded fans thinking they look like her? This woman is so desperate to be friends with the two it's pathetic. She already has a boyfriend, I feel for him.
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How things change once she got to know lainey's true colors. Never meet your idols lmao. Remember how lane also said lameo only talked to her when she gifted her something? HAHA. Exactly why ladyboy even gets the time of day from either of them.
It's weird that Greg even brought up post-menopausal vaginal dryness because he likes his partners dry as a bone. He doesn't engage in much foreplay and won't use lube. Shiloh reported that even though he wanted sex up to eight times a day he would not use lube and she was in constant pain and had several UTIs as a result.
So yeah, lube is not a possibility for Greg and it's strange he mentioned dryness at all given his own tastes regarding female arousal.
Of course, he doesn't need assistance in the bedroom because he's perfect
Remember that video he did assessing kinks from a checklist and it was apparent he was vanilla as fuck and couldn't handle ever not being in control? (wtf, playing with control dynamics is a huge aspect of most kinks, goddamn).
LOL BE BORING.>>381470
preeeeetty sure Lane doesn't want them.
What other chick? Luxy?
It's just a trend to have odd hair colors for some girls. I have some blue in my hair, and the only way I'd even touch him with a 10-foot pole would be impalement. (sorry for the blog)>>381389
THIS is royal. I did my part and sent to a friend (male science-chan).
Also he can never make a poll simple, can he…
Just thinking about dry sex is making my ovaries wilt. It feels better for everyone if you use lube, Greg, the bestest sex master
. For the love of all that is holy. We should send him a drum.
I get the exact same vibes whenever I see him in that cheap, poorly fitted suit.
A splenda daddy, because without those YT bux he'd be broke as fuck. No job, no financial security, no shares or holdings, no business under his wing or even any savings to fall back on… he wishes he was a sugar daddy, but the only women who want him are teenage girls and mentally challenged womenchilden… that's why he needs his wife to lure in those two types for him, otherwise he'd get nobody.>>381267
I'd take anything he says with a grain of salt, especially if it's in relation to his own brand - he exaggerates the fuck out of it to lead people into believing he's more successful than he actually is and he's a compulsive liar to boot.
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Posting this because we all know it's a matter of time he does this too
If he made it $5 minimum, he'd only have 270 patrons in total right now and he'd be down $1,178.
He's not offering a $1 minimum out of the goodness of his heart, he's desperate to lay his hands on anything he can get - if Sarah and Billie was still living there, he'd be forcing them to create Patreon accounts too.
It was created sometime early/mid 2016, around the time after cuddlegate 1.0 happened.
The Deadpool pants that were recently sold on there were actually a gift from Billie on his birthday last year.
the thing about it, lane was a legit teenager who didn't know better. this ladyboy chick has money and a job, theres no reason for her to still love onision/lainey.>>381464
right? but to pull of what billie does you'd have to be somewhat cute. and some ugly bitch like ladyboy would look crazy imitating billie. but lainey? lainey already low key ugly, so i see why her fans try to get her look for attention: its easy and they don't have to look good. easy peasy!
Yup, Lainey copycat checklist includes short hair, bored selfies with same expression. Winged eyeliner. Dog collar.
At least Billie experiments with different wigs and makeup.
Not sure why anyone would want to copy Lainey haha what a boring role model
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In recent news,
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Behold! The Onion Evolution
I don't understand what his fans see in him… that sloping brow is his relaxed and casual expression, he purposely raises his eyebrows in hopes that noone pays it too much attention. He also has a weird, sloping philtrum that makes most of his top lip non-existent. His head is HUGE in comparison to the rest of his body, whenever you see him next to Lainey; his head is literally TWICE the size of hers… it would probably suit him if he had the physique to balance it out, but he's a scrawny, flabby guy who is barely pushing 5' 10". He uses half a dozen filters and wears a ton of makeup to hide his acne and rosecea and narrows his face/head down to give the impression he has young, chiselled features when he has anything but those.
He's a below-average looking dude, yet he has no qualms putting girls down for wearing makeup and judges their bodies on a daily basis.
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This gem should have been included in there.
'Below average looking' is being super generous as far as I'm concerned. I've always found him fucking hideous - like, really ugly. I have no idea how his fans can comment in his pics with 'beautiful' and shit like that. He is boggin.
I showed a normal pic of him to someone unfamiliar with him and they thought it had been edited in PS because he's so awful looking.
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Onion wants to be a kid again, in a laundry, for a month. 'Kay? followed by a tweet to Tom Green telling him to "be his old self". Mid life crisis kek
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i got inspired.
may this picture float around the interwebs
after the twitter poll too. the past is the past. bringing back old skits isn't the way forward. >>>/pt/381622
thats not really how you quote/refer to a post within a thread. you only have to use the >>> and the /pt/ added if you wanted to quote something outside of a thread (and /pt/ only if it isnt in the same subforum).
just use >>381624
you can also insert that by clicking into the quick reply window and then clicking onto the "No. 381624" thingy above each post.
Welcome to lolcow farm.
It makes me laugh so fucking much he used to claim he's "done everything I can to control my acne" yet most good acne medication is precription and any dermatologist could tell him it wasn't actually acne so he was even lying about how hard he was trying to treat his acne.
Sage for no contribution I'm just lauging my ass off at the idea of how much money he's spent on fucking proactive cause he's too fucking lazy to see a doctor.
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Uhhh.. Lainey is reacting to Grugly's Andy-tape.https://vid.me/0wi0
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Less than half a minute in and she's already sick of his bullshit
"All the money I gave you!!11!!"
Billie, Cyr, Shane, now Youtube.
Using the same guilt trip tactics on a company that you use on people in your personal life. Hilarious!
that andy tape sure is really, really gay. makes me question if all those anons who thought gerg is a closet homosexual were right.
also kek at lainey's "reaction".
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Didnt greg insult react videos because they basically play the entire video on their channel? LOL She literally just sat there silently staring as his entire video plays and occasionally making very little comments (but of course he doesnt care cause he gets the laineybot revenue too).>>381652
You know she has to pretend to like his videos now that shes older and realized they suck when she goes "what a twist." with the most sarcastic voice as he bites the banana.
Yeah, he thinks they are immoral and that the reactors are stealing content, which is why he initially disliked Social Repo.
I hate to say this but I kind of agree with him. Some youtubers have made a career of reacting to videos, god only knows why.
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i just can't get over these two having children. you have kids and this is what you choose to put online.
Sage for no contribution.
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Least we forget Greasy Grugly
My money is on that he never even went to a dermatologist either, he's picked it up from his "haters" who have been saying he's probably got it and he's additionally used something like Web MD to match up the symptoms.
He kept mispronouncing "rosecea" and calling it a "skin disease" - if he saw a specialist about it, they would've corrected him on both of those counts. He also still has acne, there are dozens of photos floating about with closeups of his skin, his complexion is greasy as fuck and his nose is a minefield of blackheads… not to mention all the body acne he has too.
sweet jesus gerg really dove deep on that banana huh
i can't bring myself to watch that video thank you anon for your brave snaps
I agree that he is absolutely unattractive, but just want to say, the girls who likes him probably likes him for those features exactly. Long philtrum length is considered masculine. All of his features. Although to us it looks caveman like, and gross… to these girls they see it as masculine features and almost "grungy model" esque looking.
But yea he gross
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his jaw and face look like separate entities
I like his Alex DeLarge haircut from the age evolution post, it fitted him back then, can't say the same now because ew.
I'm sorry fellow farmers.
Yeah, I absolutely got the feeling that he'd read one WebMD article on rosacea instead of actually talking to any kind of professional. Brief blogpost, but I got diagnosed with rosacea and acne as a teen, you have to treat them separately since they are separate conditions (emphasis on "conditions", not "diseases", Gerg, you fucking idiot). I used a sulfur face wash for the rosacea and benzoyl peroxide+salicylic acid for the acne.
He definitely just came away thinking "IT'S NOT ACNE! IT'S JUST
ROSACEA", before he was just treating the acne and neglecting the rosacea and all he's doing now is switching it up to treat the rosacea and neglect the acne.
I cannot imagine having rosacea and acne and NOT wanting to do everything in your power to treat it. It's fucking balls
, you're desperate to find solutions, so why wouldn't you see a dermatologist if you could afford it? Isn't he tempted to get medications like antibiotics, PRESCRIPTION STRENGTH benzoyl peroxide/salicylic acid (the shit at Walgreens is weak as fuck), Accutane, etc.? Isn't he tempted to get laser treatments or facials? I get he grew up being brainwashed by his batshit mom, but…I dunno, people reach a point where they're willing to consider what was previously unimaginable if they keep hitting dead ends. You can't look at Gerg and expect anything resembling normal behavior, but you'd think his narcissist brain would do anything to fix this insanely blatant flaw.
Bwhahaha I can't even.
He looks like a actual Man child. Like that Peter Pan man.
Nay, anon, the bisexuals reject her bid on the grounds that she
-Is a fake bisexual
-Perpetuates a bajillion bisexual stereotypes
Nobody fucking wants her. She can't even claim to be a part of the LGBT community, she's part of the "I wanna feel special, so I'll commandeer a label without actually having to deal with the gross parts of being a marginalized minority" Tumblrina community.
Forgive me blogposting in the first paragraph, but I remember a lot of girls loved these certain guys who'd…pretend to be gay? It was strange, I've only ever seen it in teenage girls, they were really into the dudes who playacted as if they were attracted to other men, pretending to have crushes on other guys and everything. It's never made sense to me for straight/bi girls to be attracted to somebody specifically
because they have zero interest in your gender, but it's still pretty common in younger women. They probably view gay men as less threatening and more cute than straight men or something, who even knows.
Anyway, I'd forgotten about it until Gerg; he's the only adult man I've ever seen continuing to pull that "Omg I'm so gay, but really straight, by GAAAAY, but straight, but, omg dicks, but, actually, pussy…" act. I'm guessing he realized it vibed well with his teen audience when he was younger, thus motivating him to kiss Shane for views and declare how he bad he wants Andy Biersack's tush, but he's managed to take an act that is already inherently weird and make it 100 times stranger by continuing to keep it up as a 30 something year old man.
I'm sure he's trying to appeal to teen girls who haven't grown out of that phase yet, but it also speaks volumes about his mental and emotional maturity when he doesn't catch himself talking about how much he wants Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's hard dick in his mouth and think to himself "Why am I pretending to be something I'm not?", he's perfectly willing to adopt whatever traits he deems necessary in his pursuit for underage tail, he doesn't feel uncomfortable or guilty for being a fake, it's all justified as a means to an end for him.
Was just thinking about how these teen girls coo over a 32 year old father gushing about all the dicks he wants to gag on despite straight up telling them in previous videos how he's not actually physically attracted to men whatsoever. The dynamic between him and his fans is so fucking out there.
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Has gregma been demonitised totally on two channels now? WAITING ON THE DOWNFALL OF UHOHBRO
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here's a badly done screenshot for you, since the other anon is being a dick
Eh, even if you didn't mean he was literally saying he wanted to suck off the Rock, it still reminded me that he playacts as this gay/bisexual man all the time to appeal to his audience and it's fucking weird to watch a 32 year old guy trying to give 16 year old girls who have some kind of queer dude fetish a thrill. It's just bizarre on multiple levels. The Andy Biersack "crush", the Marilyn Manson "crush", that dude from Supernatural "crush", etc., he's always throwing them into videos and it's crazy transparent.
I see a lot of anons making "Gerg's a latent homosexual" observations and I don't think so, I think he's simply trying to tap into that weird phase some teen girls have where they're all hot for queer men and also, these days, uses it in an attempt to appeal to the Tumblrina crowd. Whenever he makes some comment alluding to how much he wants to fuck [insert man], he's doing the male version of Plainey's "OMG I'M SOOO GAY FOR TITTIES" bullshit. Those two are the fucking worst.
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it's not spooky, it's pathetic and transparent. at least back in the day (circa 2010) he seemed genuine. now all he does is act like an overgrown manchild who tries to appeal to a demographic a third of his age while somehow becoming more sexually suggestive and overall creepy. he's an example of what someone at the age of 30+ should strive to NOT be.
i'm not sure if his narcissism prevented him from realizing that he completely sold out and the reason why he has so many views is because he's churning out clickbait content at a buzzfeed level of speed for a decade now, while brown nosing everyone on his way. He's not talented, he's just a persevering workaholic.
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i bet he is mad
What does he expect? If I went to check out what my kid had charged to my credit card and I was confronted with that gratuitous nonsense I'd be demanding a chargeback too.
He should try creating something interesting or creative instead of cheap gags and benign deliberately offensive for the sake of it. He keeps taking digs at SR for the "dear the next one" video but at least SR has more to his content than screaming and humping things, or 20 min long infuriating diatribes.
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The second hand embarrassment I feel when he posts these blatant "look at my body, and people call this fat?!"
-selfies is just too much. He's 3-4 years my senior and acts like a horny teenager.
Go back to Myspace, you cunt.
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dunno how accurate this is but its for his main channel, all his channels should drop back to 1 mill subscribers some time next year or the year after. this is only the beginning of his downfall
Gerg, you're not even emo, you're a goddamn 16 year old mall goth stuck in a grown man's body.
Maybe once his channels fail, he can get a job shilling AFI t-shirts at Hot Topic …except I can't imagine him keeping that job for very long after some mom calls to complain that he gave his number to her middle school aged daughter.
This shit is fucking long. 18 minutes to hear some unknown youtuber talk about why another youtuber is a shitty edgelord?
Is this you, anon?