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No. 890360

DO NOT COWTIP, THE COW DOES A PERFECTLY GOOD JOB OF MILKING ITSELF

Previous Thread: >>887951
Image Credit: >>889686

The Basics:

>Luna is a 26 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”

>Claims to have overdosed 5+ times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet how vile it is to do so
>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera
>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being penniless

Historical Milk:

>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit

>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. They were soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent
>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove her mother to relapse and go to inpatient
>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her face

Sex Worker Saga:

>Embarked on a “sex work” career, taking filthy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money, looking more and more like an actual corpse in every photo

>Sells premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829
>One anon leaks a “commission” video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, then takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Her dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off, one of her lowest points to date >>758647
>SEX WORK CAREER IS OVER >>760386
>“Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turns up after being sent the dad video, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her sex work twitter account >>761016
>Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037
>Returns to sex work >>805775 , >>810203
>A year later, anon drops “Lurch gyrating Luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” videos that they bought but didn’t leak at the time >>811491 , >>811554

Eviction/Sobriety Saga:

>LUNA AND LURCH ARE GETTING EVICTED >>802600 , >>810637

>Luna uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker >>811724
>Electricity gets disconnected and Luna continues to refer to the owner of the apartment as her “landlord” despite admitting on Facebook that they’re not there legally >>813209 , >>813354
>EVIL TOXIC MUM arc turns into THE MHA GASLIT MY MUM, A MENTALLY ILL WOMAN arc >>813340
>The apartment door lock breaks, Luna and Lurch build sad little barricades (the most notable being the busted pink gaming chair, RIP, gone too soon) >>816475 , >>815981
>The cops pay them a visit and find drugs, drug paraphernalia and a knife >>813338
>Charges are filed against Lurch >>819990 , >>822424 , >>824442
>As a result, Lurch now has to submit drug tests on the regular, and Luna allegedly actually detoxes from heroin (while still using methadone and/or weed, other opiates and/or benzos) >>821718 , >>822657 , >>823499 , >>823823 , >>824260
>Luna keeps claiming to be sober despite still taking fucking Xanax >>824858 , >>825465 , >>827008 , >>825462
>”Abusive” dad relapses and is allegedly “dying” >>825466 , >>825993 , >>826190
>Meanwhile, Luna says it’s a “slap in the face” that her mother dares to be high around her >>826257
>Freaks out incessantly on Reddit about her and Lurch’s stimulus checks as it’s clearly their own income
>Luna and Lurch are attacked by their neighbour’s pitbulls (totally not while stealing or anything) >>831109

Assault Saga:

>Luna claims to have been raped by a stranger in her building, anons bicker over whether she’s telling the truth or not >>840784 , >>840941

>Reports the rape to the police who take the allegation seriously >>841832
>Police then pivot to not entirely believing her rape story, suspect her of submitting a falsified statement >>843957
>Luna gets admitted to the psych ward, calls it the “worst day of her life” but doesn’t explain why, still manages to post unsettling selfies featuring EKG stickers >>846413 , >>846458
>One theory is that she lost her shit when she took all of her Klonopin and the doctor wouldn’t give her more >>847120

Recent Milk:

>Instead of applying for jobs, the skincare kween continues to pass the time with flagrant sheet mask abuse >>888037

>Calls MC Sledgehammer a “slum lord” and claims she has a lawyer looking into taking action against him (topkek, sure Tuna) >>888098
>Contractfag-chan does some contractfagging and establishes that Senor Sledge is well within his rights to kick the gruesome twosome out for breaking the rules >>888106
>Tuna claims she’s going to ruin Sledgehammer-sama’s reputation, he must be shaking in his boots >>888125
>Some amazing art from a talented nonita >>888157
>More porky pies about the plumbing issue at Sledgehammer-Samar’s abode (we know you don’t take showers, Tuna) >>888232
>More threats and slander, calls Senor Sledge a “wannabe real estate agent” when that’s literally what he does for a living >>888259
>After Luna claims that “everyone” in the Airbnb was being kicked out, Sledgehammer-sama brings in five new people, once again demonstrating how bad she is at lying >>888291
>Tuna alleges that Senor Sledge won’t talk to her and treats his girlfriend badly, implying he is a misogynist (LORD imagine the milk if he sued her for defamation) >>888319
>Then she claims he knew about the plumbing issues prior to her moving in, this retard really cannot keep up with her own tall tales >>888388
>Woe is me, Lurch is off to meet with “a lady who is our only hope”, cue speculation as to whether she is a former girlfriend, side piece, customer, et al >>888511
>May have found a place to stay, reminds us all how great her skin is, just in case anyone had forgotten >>888610
>Pity posting about how other people are so privileged other people are, being rich and having everything handed to them while she is an eternal victim of a cruel and unjust world HEY SIRI, WHAT IS SELF-AWARENESS? >>888611
>Thanks to a cowtipper Tuna deletes some of the pity posts, while also claiming that she never inherited a house like we’ve all accepted as part of her lore. She also claims she “only” inherited 50k, you know, the amount most people have on small change down the back of the couch, and spent it all on rent and bills (interesting way to spell “drugs”, Tuna) >>888628
>In an astonishing feat of spasticity, Tuna manages to fuck up an Airbnb booking by not realising that you can change the dates without cancelling the whole thing, freaks out about it on Reddit, all the posts get deleted by the sub mods >>888778
>Yes Tuna, it’s definitely because you are cursed and not at all because you’re a fucking retard >>888795
>Has found a “gorgeous” new place, Senor Sledge is making her life “hell” and it’s not her fault because NOTHING is ever her fault >>888886
>Anon shares a screenshot of DMs with Luna, apparently “Mattjew” is going to squat at Sledgehammer-sama’s until he is given a refund and they have savings from when he got bitten by the neighbour’s shitbulls (yet another inventive way of saying “drugs”) >>888937
>Lurch posts about his father having “a relaxing touch”, I don’t even know where to start with that one, brainlet.jpeg >>889000
>Hey nonitas, did Tuna ever tell you that she loves her skin? >>889053
>The disgusting duo finally leaves MC Sledgehammer’s premises >>889084
>More cringeworthy sharpie art. NO HOME FOR YOU! >>889104
>Nona finds the Marriott where Tuna is staying before moving into the new place >>889142
>The cheapest room is $199 per night, ebil dad is obviously footing the bill >>889146
>Based Sledgehammer-sama re-lists their room, proving that there wasn’t an issue with the house, he just wanted them out >>889318
>Newfag claims they were a “neighbour” of Tuna and Lurch at the House of Sledge, doesn’t post proof, anons are divided on whether this is legit milk or bullshit >>889375
>Newfag neighbour claims they stunk like shit, admitted to breaking the rules and left peacefully >>889390
>Also claims Senor Sledge knew all about them and the thread >>889393
>Apparently he was “sent things” about them and told the other residents which led to them googling the gruesome twosome >>889406
>Supposedly it was the squatting that pisses Senor Sledge off the most, plus their room “smelled like ass” >>889450
>After aeons of fakeboi notice-me-senpaing at Tuna, she finally gets acknowledged >>889503
>Nonas notice that there’s been no sign of Lurch since Luna arrived at the hotel, cue tinfoiling about him ditching her >>889615
>While awaiting the next chapter in the Airbnb saga, anon shares an ancient video of Tuna participating in a mentorship program, seemingly confirming that she is an actual sped as demonstrated by her inability to form a single coherent sentence >>889666
>Once a greasy, hulking, hot mess, always a greasy, hulking, hot mess >>889684
>TUNANATOR CRUSH VILLAGE >>889857
>Finally makes it to the new abode, promptly posts pictures of the nice garden that is wasted on a scumbag like her, replete with pot plants >>889892
>Cosy looking Ugg sheets, perfect for New York in the summer and someone who never bathed >>889917
>Still trying to sell grimy ass nudes >>890153
>The sentient Junji Ito drawing finally makes an appearance at the wookhouse playing photographer for his muse >>890231
>Place your bets on how long it will take this arrangement to go tits up (inb4 Tuna tries to steal the other cat that lives in the house) >>890237
>Luna posts a hilarious selfie with Lurch featuring a makeup filter that makes him look like troon >>890272
>MERRY MILKMAS! Weaponised autism leads to the unearthing of their current Airbnb listing >>890338

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No. 890364

I love that Lurch and Luna have already posted up in the communal outdoor space to smoke and nod out, ensuring no other guest will dare stick a toe out there. Who wants to risk having to interact with an animated pile of mashed potatoes and a creepy dead tree?

(Also, Ty for new thread, thread Nonnie)

No. 890365

>>890364
also its a really nice house? no way some of that nice stuff isn't going to go missing

No. 890366

>>>/pt/890344
could be both an Airbnb and a charity case…it's definitely nicer than they deserve…

No. 890367

>>890365
Yeah those are surprisingly nice digs, it’s a shame to think of the gruesome twosome stinking it up.
Also thanks for the new thread nonny

No. 890368

>>890365
It’s fucking huge, look at that kitchen and dining room. It’s WAY too nice for them. It actually pisses me off that their room could have been filled by people more deserving of it than a spoilt, entitled, thieving, lying, scamming, narcissistic piece of shit junkie and her fat drug pushing groomer “fiancé”

No. 890369

>>890368
It's the cruel reality, slobs like Luna get nice things, don't pay bills, have the latest iPhone and Fenty/other brands makeup and skincare, food stamps on which she's getting huge on while others have to work their ass off or are barely scrapping by.

No. 890370

according to the listing, it's $79 per night, $2370 per month. Not TOO bad, considering tunadad is paying for it…private bathroom and all that.

My theory is that the plumbing story about the last place was for her dad more than anything. This really has got to be the last chance, she can't use the same story again.

No. 890371

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The room is only booked til mid December, what happened to staying somewhere until February?

No. 890373

>>890368
It’s okay, getting to spend time in clean, spacious, comfortable surroundings now will only make the next filthy hovel she inevitably ends up in feel a thousand times more disgusting now that she has more of a frame of reference for how a home can be.

No. 890375

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From the other farms
>everyone is arguing with me
That’s a weird way of saying “I’m a poorly socialised, uncompromising and entitled piece of shit”

No. 890376

>>890375
Samefagging to apologise for how post formatting really fucked me there kek

No. 890377

>>890375
‚I don’t know what the problem is. I just know it’s not me‘

No. 890378

>>890375
Luna, you don’t feel like an fat ugly blob, you are one

No. 890379

File: 1662114672774.jpg (220.64 KB, 1080x1637, Screenshot_Instagram.jpg)

Lurch is such a lech, no wonder Luna feels bad about herself while he's lusting after her friends

No. 890380

File: 1662115441212.jpeg (408.12 KB, 1080x1469, Screenshot_20220901-124150_Ins…)

Does anyone else think she looks gorgeous in this? She may be overweight but her fat distribution is really good - her waist is tiny. She could be cute in a thicc way with very little effort.(bait)

No. 890383

>>890380
anon she's clearly both sucking in, posing etc. she has a normal waist. she couldn't lose weight when she was young, she refuses to do 10 squats a day even now cus she hates to move. she only starves herself for a day at a time never pulling through with it.

No. 890385

>>890380
>Does anyone else
no

>>890375
who finally told our beautiful mashed potato princess ‘no’?

No. 890386

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>>890380
Predator vs. Predator

No. 890387

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It's giving aphex twin

No. 890388

>>890380
Shut the fuck up you silly fantastical cunt.

No. 890390

>>890380 I am begging you to shut the fuck up. If this is a tiny waist by your standards, god help you. Also instagram angles and sucking in change a lot. Anyone who's been here more than 5 minutes knows what's up.

Can the Tuna WKs please find the exit FFS.

No. 890391

Just ignore and report bait/whiteknights

No. 890393

>>890391
This. Also, if you're lurking Tuna, here's a fun tip:

>>890391 if you see a post formatted like this (bonus points if it's unsaged!), they could be one of three things! A newfag, kiwifarmer, or a mutual of yours that you burned a bridge with, kek.

No. 890394

>>890391
>>890393
So we're not allowed to speak our thoughts on this forum? Literally not allowed to say that Luna looks nice every now and then because it's against the hivemind? You shut the fuck up cryptofascists.

No. 890395

>>890394
>cryptofascists
shut the actual fuck up. no one gives a fuck if you think tuna looks good, we know she abuses filters more than she abuses pills. this is a forum for DRAMA, not for 'nonny no. 890394's personal thoughts'.

No. 890397

>>890394
i think anon means more like the posts where people go
>luna is actually really really pretty and i also do 10 mg xanax bars every day and im sober and I UNDERSTAND DRUG ADDICTS WAY MORE THAN YOU REEEEE I UNDERSTAND LUNA AND HER ART THE BEST!!! truly a troubled and beautiful soul i hope she leaves lurch and becomes a beat poet/baseball journalist and she also finally likes my insta pic!!! her body is amazing despite her obesity and lumpiness! thats just being thicc!!! doing drugs totally makes her (and me because yes i do codeine and smoke erryday IM NOT AN ADDICT) way more deep and cool than any normie out there. not like any of you people who make fun of poor precious princess tuna could ever ever understand trauma or how she needs her sooper serious sanrio venting art!!! anyways love her tattoos and lurch is a hottie!
i think most of us just want people to stop responding to bait. its too obvious every time.

No. 890398

>>890394
Only twitter trannies use that word in my experience. You must not be a woman if you think that (skins on) mashed potatoes with a kigurumi mask on top are beautiful.
>>890375
Is it weird that I find her no longer using the “1996” in her usernames hilarious? She used to love to brag about being some kind of wunderkind artist who was so advanced for her age and now she’s at least come to the realization that at her big age she should probably have done something with “all that potential uwu” by now.

No. 890401

>>890380
Not really, she looks about 40 to me

No. 890402

>>890375
What happened to "I'll get any job once I move" lol

No. 890403

>>890398
10$ says it's fakeboi just wanting to rile up anons because she's a friendless neet who can't get her waifu Tuna's attention. Note, the ayrt specifically calls her 'Luna'.

No. 890406

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>>890380
Ummm achstually, she's Erin Heatherton after she gained weight. Didn't you know? Lose the weight, Erin, lay off the drugs!

No. 890408

Tuna fish, tuna fish in a dish. How many tunas do you wish(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 890409

>>890403
I dislike fakeboi but stop treating her like some Boogeyman that you see everywhere. She has a specific writing style and is extremely happy to announce herself whenever she spergs. I bet she is not responsible for all the whiteknighting ITT.

No. 890410

I think Lurch is kinda like DiCaprio and won't date past 25. I think he's been looking for a new lurchette once his ogress turned 26 and they got homeless.

No. 890411

>>890410
>lurchette
This has to be an aesthetic that already exists under a different name

No. 890412

>>890394
You posted a question and got an answer

No. 890413

>>890411
the anon that was sperging last thread about sanrio traumacore and how many mg they take daily….…. lurchettecore ?

No. 890420

>>890397
im 99% sure most comments like these are bait. anons have admitted to doing shit like that in /ot/ confessional threads etc. im surprised how many of you it works on…

No. 890421

>>890408
Why was this banned kek

No. 890422

>>890403
Fakeboi probably lurks but she was banned for a year and gave up on trying to get around it. She sucks Tuna's unwashed ass in the replies to her posts and occasionally makes her own posts sperging out about her. It's unlikely that it's her.

No. 890424

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Why must she state every single thing she’s applied to her face? She does that every time it’s annoying

No. 890425

>>890424
Cause she thinks people won't see the rest of the makeup that she has on.

No. 890426

>>890424
And the lashes are natural yea?

No. 890427

>>890424
does she not notice that she has giant sweaty pit stains ? i bet a million she just reeks of BO and cigarettes all day and thinks all the skin care products masks it all.

No. 890428

>>890375
considering she's mentioned it before when she started sex work, i bet the 1 or 2 people who have even contacted her have been asking for fat fetish content, and that's why she's been feeling like a blob. of course she doesn't want to admit that the only men interested in her are men who like big, fat, obese women eating themselves to death so she just says "gang bangs."

No. 890429

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Is it the filter or does it sort of look like her hairline is receding? I could be reaching

No. 890433

>>890429
she's so fucking greasy holy shit

No. 890434

>>890429
maybe a little bit, i definitely see what you mean.
>>890424
her retarded poses always make me laugh, where the fuck is she looking

No. 890435

>>890424
Because she’s desperately trying to bait someone, anyone, to comment, “wow, that’s the only make up you have on?! You’re such a natural beauty and your skin is perfect, clearly the 20+ dollar tree creams you slather on incorrectly really work! You’re so naturally gorgeous, you don’t even need then lashes, lipgloss, and brow pencil! You don’t need any make up at all! And you’re not even fat!”

No. 890436

>>890429
She's morphing into Lurch

No. 890438

>>890386
Please don't. The actual Predator monster is hot asf when compared to lurch. Muscular, good hair, not a pussy. Lurch could NEVER

No. 890439

>>890424
It's too bad that her precious "!!!SELF HARM!!! STAB WOUND!" that she liked to show off in every pic just looks like a cats asshole now

No. 890447

>>890424
All she's missing are some elf ears to go with the unrealistic larger eyes.

No. 890451

>>890447
Don't give her ideas. inb4 fairycore phase

No. 890458

>>890424

Did anyone else notice what looks like a putrid swollen red cyst on her arm there? What even is that?

No. 890459

>>890458
Cherry angiomas aka big pink mole.
I'd have that removed but it's the least of her concerns.

No. 890460

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Maybe she can't physically hold her tongue in anymore like a senior dog.

No. 890461

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No. 890462

>>890461
she just had to 1 up

No. 890463

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Tunafish liking long posts about why dirty men cause female UTIs.

No. 890464

>>890462
You sound jealous

No. 890465

>>890460
That unnatural hand positioning, she HAS to show off her tattoo all the time.

No. 890466

>>890380
>>890386
>>890438
Is this actually Lurch though? It looks like a Filipino woman

No. 890468

>>890466
It is. The image quality is bad but you can see his trademark eyeglasses, hair on a ponytail and receeding hairline

No. 890469

>>890463
Fakeboi is as gross as Tuna. Omg who broadcasts to the entire world they got uti from not changing leggings for a week while on ketamine?? What is seriously wrong with her

No. 890471

>>890413
Lol, the self-proclaimed functional, totally not addicted any more, addict.

No. 890473

>>890464
You sound retarded

No. 890475

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>>890460
Luna's disgusting lips have reminded me of something for a while and I have finally remembered what.

Lol, the woman wearing the gag is even doing the tongue thing Luna does.

No. 890476

>>890460
Why doesn't she get some fucking tattoos on her shoulders or chest if she is so desperate to show them off like a retard in every photo?

No. 890482

>>890476
Because you can't steal them at Dollar Tree

No. 890484

>>890462
? She answered a question honestly, that's not 1 upping. Your Tuna hatred is blinding your common sense slightly.

No. 890485

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No. 890486

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They only have housing until December as of now but time for another haul of cheap cheap low quality shit

No. 890487

>>890485
What a dumbass. Just consume less calories Tuna you literally have food stamps. This bitch doesn't really want the things she pines over, she just wants to bitch and moan and play victim.

No. 890489

>>890485
Annnnd this is why she will never lose weight. She will fast for a single day, feel cranky and sick from the sudden drop in her caloric intake, Lurch will tell her “bby you’re not fat don’t starve yourself” and then she will binge. She has all the time in the world to workout and learn how to prepare healthy unprocessed meals. Hell, didn’t the owner of the Airbnb say in the description of the place that he likes to teach people how to cook? Alas, she refuses to do anything productive.

No. 890490

>>890489
This. She's open about a lot of her dysfunctions, but she never owns up to the fact that she's binging. Because binge eating disorder isn't romanticizeable.

No. 890491

>>890486
This still won't give you a place of residence, you damn idiotic squatter.

No. 890493

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Damn she's so bent on self destructing My sister is also a bpd piece of shit so i know first hand that until she's in jail or living in a tent she's not gonna stop living like this and hating herself and probably not even then. Girl you're 26 already wake the fuck up move your ass and do something with your life!!! Anything!!! Nobody gives a shit if you're fat that's the least of her problems. She could start by deleting her social media and dropping her dick cheese loser pedophile piece of shit boyfriend. Damn it I know im projecting a little but this dumb and passive self victimizing bitch makes my blood boil. She's either gonna end up dead or as a old and obese toothless prostitute and still she will blame everyone but herself because waah dont you know that the world is against her??
Sage for angry autistic rant

No. 890497

>>890486
>had a coupon so fuck it
yeah that's why they send you those daily emails you fucking retard lmao luna is the worst kind of consumer

No. 890502

>>890360
Kek he would never enable her, he yells at her that she's fat when they fight

No. 890510

>>890485
She probably thinks 50lbs is really drastic and anorexic sounding when in reality she would need to lose even more than that just to be considered in the normal range.

No. 890511

>>890485
She thinks she's gonna lose 50 lbs by not eating and just drinking water? As if she could keep that up long enough to lose any weight at all. What a silly goose

No. 890515

File: 1662280802571.jpg (237.73 KB, 1080x1989, Screenshot_20220904-014012_Tum…)

She liked several ED posts on tumblr but this one was my favorite kek

No. 890517

>>890486
How many phone cases has this bitch bought over the past couple of years? Who goes through that many, especially when you're supposedly broke?

No. 890522

>>890485
not that she’ll actually do it, but could you imagine how terrible her body would look if she really starved off 50 lbs that quickly? she’d go from mashed potato to spilled jar of mayo

No. 890525

>>890522
she would need that skin fold surgery if she lost a lot of weight at this point. also she would have to do a lot of working out to tighten up in the first place. shes got to be morbidly obese for her height by this point even as a giantess. its not as hard to classify as obese as you would think.

No. 890528

>>890525
it's so sad and pathetic that she has no interest in doing anything the right or intelligent way. she can lose weight easily by making small changes to her diet. she doesn't even need expensive organic produce, frozen veggies and some chicken and water instead of juice would make a big difference as well as doing some cardio workouts she can find on Youtube. but no, her puny brain says "starve myself for a day for pity points online and then cave in and binge on cake and ice cream"

No. 890552

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no, it's highly likely that pumpkin has been around dogs before you and matt stole her, tuna.

No. 890555

>>890552
jfc even with the filters on you can see how bad the condition of pumpkins fur is. honestly she would be better as a stray, at least being able to eat small mammals or birds instead of whatever shit 1$ feed shes getting. im hoping she will eat some of the dogs food, get some basic nutrition at least

No. 890556

>>890555

The cat sperging is always so loud and wrong lol cat would absolutely not be better off outside, nor eating dog food - the fur is fine and looks very clean this cat is clearly cleaning itself have you ever seen a greasy dirty cat before

No. 890557

How much do you guys think Luna weighs? I'm guessing 300lbs

No. 890558

File: 1662320323789.jpg (Spoiler Image,307.97 KB, 1080x1846, Screenshot_20220904-123822_Goo…)


No. 890559

>>890557
With her height? Hard to say, but pushing 300 seems fair at 5’10”

No. 890565

>>890486
i've had the same phone for 7 years and have only had 2 phone cases for it. the way she "needs" a new phone case is astounding cause she genuinely is under the belief that anything she wants is actually a need, or it means that everything she owns becomes so filthy and bacteria infested because of her lack of hygiene that she does actually NEED to get another one.

also remember when she said she was gonna get a "beneath her" job once she moves in somewhere? meanwhile, all she's done is continue to take sweaty selfies with minimal makeup and post useless shit she's buying.

No. 890567

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>>890486
>have been wanting a robe
Like the one you've been wearing over and over again? Guess she can't be assed to throw it in a washing machine. New one it is. Enjoy the cheap cheap cheap toxins!

No. 890568

>>890515
These posts are so embarrassing. Normally wouldn't poke fun at people's mental illnesses but christ I just can't wrap my head around a woman in her mid to late 20s engaging with pro ana content of this caliber. Pro ana is cringe in general but this is like a step up from those lists people used to make of made up scenarios about being skinny

No. 890569

>>890567
It baffles me that she can't just walk to the dollar tree and buy some soap (ffs even dish soap would be fine) to wash her clothes. If she's too lazy to take her morbidly obese ass to the laundry mat, she could just hand wash her clothes.

No. 890570

>>890569
I'm very sure her air bnb actually has a washer and dryer in the house that guests can use. On top of just being lazy, I honestly bet she doesnt even know how to work a wash machine.

No. 890571

>>890570
i'm almost 100% sure at her nearly 27 years of age, she has never done laundry or cooked ever. i'd be genuinely surprised at this point if she even knows how to properly wipe her ass.

No. 890573

>>890571
you already know she’s wiping back to front

No. 890576

>>890570
I just checked and it does have both so she has no excuse to wear blood and cum stained clothes anymore

No. 890577

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This is from the listing. It's even free! The best kind of cheap cheap cheap! I'm sure she can watch a youtube video on how to do laundry!
But she prefers to re-wear her vomit shirt over and over instead >>890424

No. 890578

>>890559
Im a 5’10 anon and my bet is 330lbs. The hambeast could use a workout, washing her clothes and fat folds. Imagine trying to share a space with her thundering down the hall, out of breathe trying to find the lighting for her selfies… i really feel for the host.

No. 890579

>>890559
I feel like ppl tend to overexaggerate her weight. I feel like realistically she's probably like 250-270. Basing this off a fat ex I had at the same height.

No. 890580

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Who does she have taking her photo? It's not Lurch is it?

No. 890581

>>890580
That is absolutely lurch are you blind

No. 890582

>>890579
I agree, if she was actually 300 or 300+ she would look much more like a deathfat. She's tall so that does help her not look as heavy as she actually is, but over 270 is a reach.

No. 890583

>>890580
It's lurch. That's his black wife beater and extremely receding hairline >>890272 that he normally hides kek

No. 890587

>>890573
Psychic damage. And she liked that huge post about men giving women UTIs from poor hygiene…
>>890577
She has no excuse. Remember when she was all ~my DBT workbooks uwu~? She could get that dopamine hit she so desperately craves if she chucked her dirty clothes into the machine and washed them. She could even watch King of the Hill while she folds them. She might even find it relaxing. It's such a simple thing most people take for granted but could be one of the easier ways for her to be productive.

No. 890590

File: 1662337840825.jpg (67.65 KB, 1080x1366, LurchInstagram.jpg)

Lurch is on the prowl

No. 890591

>>890590
Tuna’s BPD ass must spiral when she sees shit like this, kek

No. 890593

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Interesting how he's demoted her from "my fiance" to "my girl". And how most of his replies are to women younger than him who love baseball.

No. 890594

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>>890593
An example

No. 890595

>>890590
I wonder where’s the intersection of interests here. A relatively small private account from (?) the UK. Was she public before?

No. 890597

>>890593
I’m honestly surprised he has ever referred to her as his fiancé, I wonder if he has only done so because Tuna screeches at him if he doesn’t so he obliges just to shut her up

No. 890603

>>890597
He went along with the fiancee thing to avoid a meltdown from Tuna I think. It costs him nothing to call her that. She even provided a ring herself kek. And honestly he may as well marry her, he's got literally nothing to lose, no assets whatsoever. Any stray money he gets he can squirrel away, while Luna will use her dad's money to support them both.

No. 890604

>>890594
Kek that he's commenting on a Tweet that's over a year old

No. 890605

>>890590
That Weekend At Bernies ass profile photo gets me every time. Imagine that creature hitting on you, even though the internet. I'd restock my mace just in case.

No. 890606

File: 1662346739245.jpg (225.41 KB, 1080x1260, Screenshot_20220904-180703_Chr…)

Sure Lurch, kek

No. 890607

>>890606
Can we take this as confirmation that Luna is aware of her KF thread?

No. 890608

>>890606
He be lurkin'

No. 890610

Tough words coming from a man who literally hides behind the cops. The only way he'd ever be able to hurt someone is if he sold them fent and called it heroin. And the "scumbag" comment is hilarious coming from lurch

No. 890612

lmao forever at lurch's serbia saga

No. 890616

>>890606
Jessi Slaughter 2: Electric Boogaloo. What are you going to do, Lurch? Go to the airport and sit at the boarding door until they let you on a plane without a passport? Chase him down on your bum knee? Yell at him in gibberish on the internet where you're safe like the coward you are?

You pose no threat and have no power. You talk big game, but you're just a fat old man chasing after the skirts of teenage girls and fleeting highs. Nothing more.

No. 890622

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One last gem from Lurch's Twitter. I took this a few hours ago but forgot to post

No. 890624

>>890622
He said ball not drugs, Lurch.

No. 890631

>>890622
jesus christ what a loser! in WHAT way has he been involved in baseball besides a watcher and talking about it on social media? he loves to pick fights and act tough on the internet because that's what a spineless pussy does, he'd get his ass handed to him in the real world

No. 890633

>>890582
I think she mentioned something like 250 in one of her posts, but IDK in how many threads back it was posted

No. 890636

>>890631
He went to college on a baseball scholarship then he got hit by a taxi and couldn't play anymore.

No. 890637

>>890636
I mean it’s not impossible, maybe he wasn’t always a useless piece of shit

No. 890638

>>890636
>he went to college on a baseball scholarship
is that actually true, though? I know that’s what Luna says, but is there any confirmation of that?

No. 890649

>>890636
Was that before or after he owned a yacht?

No. 890659

>>890649
It'd make sense he'd get addicted to H after getting hit by a taxi and ending up in a hospital. Doctors in the US used to hand out opioids and benzos like candy until recently. That's how majority of people in the US become addicted.

No. 890660

>>890649
or when he had epilepsy that has never popped up again?

No. 890661

>>890649
What about the million dollar inheritance that he was supposed to get when his grandmother died?

No. 890664

>>890660
>>890649
>>890636
>>890661
I hope Tuna makes sure to fact check all these claims, I'd hate for Lurch's future award winning auto-biography to be full of inaccuracies.

No. 890667

>>890661
what about his golden parachute that never touches the ground?

No. 890669

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Tuna being this involved in the opiate fandom makes her look extremely not sober. Why does she care so much?

No. 890670

>>890669
because she’s proud of being a filthy junkie and having “street knowledge”, all she cares about is getting high and being more sick or deep in her addiction than the next junkie is. it’s her whole identity beyond pretending to like baseball and being inluv with her “fiancé”

No. 890671

>>890669
You'd think after all these years she'd learn to keep her mouth shut sometimes because she makes herself sound so damn stoOpid, bro. Sorry tuna I guess not everyone can be as cool and tough as you when it comes to drugs lmao. Also love how her comment had nothing to do with OPs question, she just had to show off her super dooper junkie kewlness. Her clown makeup suited her well.

No. 890672

File: 1662420215255.jpg (393.03 KB, 1440x1183, Screenshot_20220905-192319_Red…)

Is it me or does he always change his height, now he's 6'6 also confirmation from the goon himself that he uses Tuba's reddit account. He's seriously mentally stunted. He needs to add that hea a groomer in there while he's at it.

No. 890673

>>890669
That's definitely lurch on her account

No. 890676

>>890672
holy shit what a fucking run-on sentence. I know tuna and tiki aren't known for their grammar and punctuation but god that was exhausting to read.

No. 890677

>>890672
Funny how he posts his story a few hours after this >>890659 was posted by nonnie. Kek. Hi lurch

No. 890683

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The post this was replying to was deleted, but im sure we can guess what it was about

No. 890684

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Still on the prowl

No. 890685

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Another Lurch accident to add to the list of things that robbed him of that completely real pro baseball career

No. 890686

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No. 890687

>>890686
ayrt, my bad i was going through his likes. Odd that he liked that post and then responded with the opposite opinion

No. 890688

>>890673
this, lurch voice is strong in the choice of verbiage. makes me wonder how he has access to her account though unless it's only on their shared laptop. i don't imagine her giving him her phone to dick around on

No. 890690

>>890672
look i don't mean to demean anyone with ptsd but lurch got ptsd from getting hit by a car as a fully grown man at 28 years old?

No. 890691

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No. 890696

>>890690
I've read about adults having PTSD from car accidents, but they're usually super severe events. Like multi car pileup, being trapped/injured for hours, someone dying. I knew someone who found her mother on the side of the road, trapped in a totaled car. No one else had stopped to help & she developed PTSD from the incident. Obv very different situations, but it can happen to well functioning adults. Not that Lurch is one lol, but if it happened I could easily see it adding to his paranoia or anger.

No. 890697

>>890672
Why do moids always have to drop their height and weight into conversations when it's not relevant? Nobody gives a shit

No. 890699

>>890697
not that height is even brag worthy, but it’s literally the only thing Matthew has. he’s approaching 50 and he’s never had a job, no education, no assets, he’s not good-looking, he’s not even clean. but at least he’s 6’9” or whatever~

No. 890729

>>890699
Hey he had a super successful Manhattan real estate career at his dad’s company, lol.

No. 890744

File: 1662481396857.jpeg (801.61 KB, 828x1351, AC5BA17E-D07C-451C-9781-450F41…)

He was so emancipated

No. 890745

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No. 890748

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>>890745
You missed the best one nonnie. This one always makes me howl.

No. 890749

>>890744
>>890745
>>890748
God that's some omega tier cope cause lurch is absolutely hideous, you'd hafta be doped up 24/7 to even be near that.

No. 890752

>>890745
He legit looks like his face is melting. Absolute 0/10

No. 890754

Imagine having this >>890744
jump scare every time you look at your phone. He was already repulsive before this but somehow he keeps getting worse.

No. 890755

File: 1662486353752.jpg (362.43 KB, 1080x1833, Screenshot_20220906-104233_Red…)

Looks like Tuna's taking a break from bragging about doing heroin and benzos to complain about crackheads again despite that she's done crack herself.

No. 890757

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No. 890758

>>890744
Fat fucking lunch lady arms.

No. 890759

>>890744
he looks like a blob fish

No. 890760

>>890755
She must be pissed he wouldn't share that she has to shame him.

No. 890761

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Looking especially sober today

No. 890762

>>890761

Bitch is seriously wall eyed here.

No. 890763

>>890744
This looks like a selfie someone's awkward dad would take as a goofy picture to embarrass his kids with. He easily looks 45. I'm glad he doesn't have kids & hope he never breeds

No. 890768

>>890763
Mf can’t get it up even if his life depended on it, I think the world is safe

No. 890770

>>890748
He looks like he died

No. 890776

>>890755
And why does this fat stinky repulsive whore think she has any room to judge anyone when she literally rolls around on the dirty ass ground at random properties to take photos of her lard ass that gets a max of 25 likes per post? Take a look in the mirror tuna

No. 890777

>>890761
Pretty sure when you spend all day doing nothing with no job or education or friends or plans that qualifies you as nothing and no one with no identity. Luna, you’re a barnacle, get real.

No. 890786

>>890760
This was my thought. She wants any and every drug she can get her hands on and she's jealous and triggered that someone is getting high like that lmao. She acts so high and mighty when she's literally the scum of the earth.

No. 890787

>>890755
> be kind to drug users
The nerve! She seems to have forgotten this was her motto for a while but of course it was more like “be kind to Luna Slater, a junkie loser and maybe Matthew Schumacher, her vile and useless boyfriend.” May your road forever be paved with people just like you, Luna.

No. 890789

>>890672
38 years old????

No. 890790

>>890789
Oh shit, good catch

No. 890797

>>890748
Stroke patient vibes

No. 890802

>>890744
I'm sorry I know this is late but I'm still cackling at "emancipated"

No. 890807

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No. 890808

>>890807
I love the invention of filters…….for my cigarettes and my photos.

No. 890814

>>890763
He actually is 45 isn't he? Wasn't he born 1977?

No. 890815

>>890807
It really kills me how her selfies are so dead-eyed lately. Like, does she think it's attractive in any way?

No. 890816

>>890814
Yep. He's just an unbelievable liar who thinks everyone falls for what he says just because Tuna does.

No. 890817

>>890787
that's what she wants. she wants haters and people to be mean to her because then she's a victim. look at her parents. the only time she ever even acknowledges their existence is when they're apparently sooo mean to her.

No. 890818

>>890817
Or when her mom buys her more useless shit

>>890816
What does he even have to gain from lying about his age by a few years?? These two and their brain rot never ceases to amaze me

No. 890820

>>890802
Kek I know, she's such a retard. If anyone points it out she'll just say it was autocorrect but she definitely thinks it's emancipated and not emaciated.

I was going to say it's all the benzos muddling her mind but judging from the videos from college, she's always had some form of mental retardation.

No. 890821

>>890748
He is so fucking hideous. There's not one redeeming feature about him. I think the worst thing about him is that downturned mouth, coupled with the long face, it makes him look like he's melting.

No. 890823

>>890786
I also thought this… But apparently in drug circles, there's still a lot of judgement. Like alcoholics judge crack and heroin users, whereas heroin users judge crack/meth users. But with Luna, we know she's totally selfish and thinks only about herself - she doesn't care about anyone but herself. If she really cared about drug users, she'd see this and feel pity or sorrow for him, not plaster it on the internet. She probably does it to feel better about herself, because she knows she's plastered all over this site shooting heroin and full of holes and scarring. Stupid bitch.

No. 890827

File: 1662528327027.jpg (1.05 MB, 720x3057, imgonline-com-ua-twotoone-OYMi…)

She bought a new switch game for $25 cheap, and she's making fun of someone for posting a low quality pic in the game's sub. Looks like job hunting is going great kek

No. 890828

>>890827
She'll start out as a game reviewer on her way to glory as a sports journalist. It's all coming together.

No. 890831

>>890755
Tinfoil but I bet Lurch posted this, he’s been using her Reddit account lately.

No. 890833

>>890827 kek at lurch negging her game. he's probably buttmad she beat a level he couldn't or something. I could see her asking him for help after getting stuck on a level, him giving up after getting frustrated, and then getting pissed off when she finally manages to get past it herself. Total tinfoil but lawdy he's been so openly spiteful towards her lately.

No. 890834

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Lurch is still on the prowl part 1

No. 890836

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>>890834
The account

>>890831
Probably, he's the only one who leaves the house

No. 890837

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watch out anons he's 6'6 240lbs

No. 890839

>>890831
yea he 100 percent posted this, hes going out to the bronx to cop and middleman. when do we ever ever see fancy miss tuna on the subway?

No. 890840

>>890827
If Tuna wasn't retarded and could figure out how to set it up, she could probably play her Switch games on twitch if she really wanted to try and have some semblance of a job. I wish she would, the amount of drug induced shenanigans, narc ramblings, crusty makeup in motion and Lurch sightings in the background would be hilarious.

No. 890841

>>890840

can the average person actually make money from that tho? Actually, she probably could bc we would all watch her LOL. She should lean into her cowdom.

No. 890842

pls tell me someone else saw the ig post yesterday. It was very late at night for me so I didn’t sc because I thought one of you definitely would. It was a photo of tuna with the caption saying something along the lines of “I’m going inpatient tomorrow and I will be quiet for a week, posting to let you know because I know some people worry when I don’t post”
I went to get a screen shot now but bitch deleted it. I failed you nonnies im sorry

No. 890843

>>890842

i saw it too! she took it down? So much for that

No. 890844

>>890802
It’s ok, babe, we all are.

No. 890845

>>890843
Phew! Glad someone else saw that too, was worrying I dreamt it. I guess she deleted it because no one was kissing her ass about going inpatient, she prolly thought she’d get a lot of attention. I suppose we’ll see this week if she actually stays quiet because she’s “inpatient”. Why the hell would she go inpatient now when she used talk shit about it ?

No. 890846

>>890837
So smart that you can't use punctuation marks and proper grammar, lard ass.

No. 890847

>>890845
Taking fakeboi's retarded advice from previously? Think it was last thread. Something about go inpatient and make them find you somewhere to live on release.

No. 890848

>>890842
Nah. Why would she do inpatient? Will they load her up with benzos and other scripts she likes, feed her 5-star meals 6 times a day and then send her home after 2 days with a gift basket? If the answer is no, why would she go?

No. 890850

>>890848
No, but there's a chance she can con some younger social worker to do all of the footwork to find/apply to subsidized housing or other government services after discharge. She's probably hoping to get mental health housing for Dual Diagnosis like her mom did.

No. 890853

>>890850
Didn't she already fuck up her chances of getting subsidized housing when she and Lurch confronted the social worker at her mom's home? They had the opportunity to apply for services presented to them on a silver platter and were still somehow too incompetent to take it.

No. 890854

>>890853
It wasn’t up to standard for her royal highness

No. 890855

>>890821
wait…has she EVER posted a photo of him making any facial expression? is his entire face paralyzed?

No. 890856

File: 1662556452864.jpeg (115.78 KB, 871x377, 6E9ADCA9-36DB-41B2-B650-FB62AE…)

>>890853
I wish I understood NY state subsidized housing rules a little better, but Luna (and nonnies here) complained for about 4 years that subsided housing “takes too long” to acquire. However I feel like in those last four years of squatting she could have at least put an application out there and tried it. Their income level for two people has to be low enough since neither of them work. The eviction wouldn’t interfere with the application either, from what I can tell. The only thing that would have possibly ruined their chances are if the two of them have a lot of debt that’s hit collections or something.

No. 890858

>>890821
I think his hair is really nice if your into rockers/indie dudes with long hair. Idk I am.

No. 890859

>>890858
I’ve seen people simp and white knight luna but I have never seen someone simp for lurch.

No. 890860

File: 1662560373966.jpeg (914.25 KB, 1170x1641, BC50FDBA-8061-450F-B10A-5D50A3…)

>>890842
Was 100% a cry for attention because here she is very clearly not in any treatment facility. My tinfoil is that she’s seen Lurch lurking about on twitter again and combined with how openly mean he’s been towards her despite the lovebombing posts, she did a BPD and threatened to go inpatient for asspats and Lurch’s affection.

No. 890861

Saged for double post but I’ve just noticed she has no nails on for once lmao. They look so odd bare compared to the grotty state they’re usually in.

No. 890862

>>890834
that last comment is nuts when you think about what/who he goes home to every day.

No. 890863

>>890861
omg her nails can finally breathe!

No. 890864

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No. 890865

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She has been posting videos of the dog and another cat. They're not milky enough for the effort to pist them imo.

No. 890867

>>890860
>>890864
her hands look clean for once and lurch looks like he showered? like they're still nasty but an improvement. look more like low class gas station clerks than homeless urchins today.

No. 890868

>>890865

I really hope they don’t try to steal that dog like they stole that cat.

No. 890869

>>890864
Lurch with the random mask on his chin at all times. Is it for covering up the recently sprouted double chin?
>>890858
His hair is greasy as shit and thinning. You could probably fry chicken with it if you rang it out.

No. 890870

>>890864
This almost looks like a genuine smile from our Tuna. She doesn’t’ deserve happiness so it’ll be great to watch when they fuck this housing situation up like they always do

No. 890874

>>890864
Lurch legit looks like her dad lmao. Nice receding hairline

No. 890876

I have this theory we’ve never seen Lurch smile because he has teeth that look like he’s chewed bricks his whole life. The autistic desire to satiate my curiosity burns bright inside me.

No. 890885

File: 1662571812466.png (1.5 MB, 1254x1995, cpnhzjoc1dr21.png)

>>890876
I thought he was just sculpted like that

No. 890888

>>890865
>>890864
Are these pictures filtered?

No. 890889

>>890888
i think so. its snapchat, even when you dont use a filter it smoothes and brightens your skin and the photo quality is lower.

No. 890890

File: 1662574808846.jpg (56.68 KB, 315x706, 1662561652135.jpg)

>>890858
What a hot rocker/indie dude with nice hair.

Please get your eyes checked, anon

No. 890892

Lol lurch always looks like a corpse in disguise(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 890893

>>890890
Dear heavens, at a quick glance I thought Luna had taken a photo of Lurch dropping a turd.

No. 890894

>>890890
Lurch is looking hella chunky lately

No. 890895

>>890890
Why is he dressed like he works at Target

No. 890896

File: 1662578421275.jpeg (328.26 KB, 828x628, F2A402FE-6D89-4792-9C22-98C99F…)

>>890888
Sweet nonna, yes. If she looks even mildly presentable, there are filters on filters. This is truly unfiltered Tunafish. The nose is always a dead giveaway.

No. 890897

>>890895
honestly i could see lurch getting a job before luna. has more hustler ethic. he could get a job at a smoke or pawn shop on the spot no interview.

No. 890898

>>890896
bitch put your glasses on it would fix the wonky eye thats why they gave them to you!!!!!

No. 890900

>>890898
glasses won't fix her eyes anymore, she probably will need surgery for that, but why care about your eyes when you can buy the 100th face mask instead of going to a doctor.

No. 890901

>>890897

I feel like lurch having to go out and be the middle man for drug deals or whatever he does means he is less blasted out of his mind then tuna. He has to be coherent and somewhat with it. Tuna just lays around all day and gets high while taking selfies and playing games. If lurch had a car I could see him doing doordash or ubereats.

No. 890903

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He cannot keep his lies straight, first it was an injury and now it's his family who prevented him from achieving his baseball stardom

>>890901
He's equally if not more fried than Tuna. He can't form a coherent sentence to save his life. I doubt he could even drive if he had a car, much less be able to handle doing Uber Eats.

No. 890906

>>890893
KEK I had the same thought but didn't know if it was because I'm so tired. The trash bag in front of his feet accentuates this very nicely

No. 890908

>>890890
Looks like he pissed himself kek

No. 890910

>>890858
Maybe you could sign up to be the next Lurchette, nonnie.

No. 890911

>>890894
Leave him alone, he used to be emancipated

No. 890912

>>890903
Imagine ordering takeout and Lurch shows up, he looks like a fucking cryptid. I'd probably shit myself in terror if I saw him standing outside my door.

No. 890914

>>890903
>>890912
you know if lurch had a job delivering food tuna would be in the passenger seat picking away at it, leaving you with just the vegetables

No. 890915

>>890912
imagine Lurch in Ring doorbell footage at night

No. 890916

>>890876
Ever since I seen the bathroom pic from this newest air bnb, and there was only one toothbrush in the cup, I've been thinking and wondering… do they share one toothbrush or which of them never brushes, and then I wondered if lurch has any teeth at all. Or dentures?

No. 890917

>>890912
I wouldn't accept the food from him. He would stand there expecting a tip and telling you how he used to be a professional baseball player who was a mathematician on the side and now he's working for tips and very badly needs the tips until he inherits his yacht. One big run-on sentence but more broken than what I just typed.

>>890914
She totally would do this. She would assume that no one would notice missing a whole burger.

No. 890918

>>890890
I don’t think is lurch guys. It’s someone else. I know lurch ain’t wearing no Nike low blazers lol this outfit is too normal

No. 890919

>>890918

I thought the same thing nonna, I was like "that's not Lurch, wtf?"

No. 890922

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>>890919
>>890918
Have you seen pics of Lurch? He doesn't dress that abnormally

No. 890926

>>890916
probably rotting teeth. doesn't methadone rot your teeth at like an astounding rate? that's what i've heard.

No. 890928

>>890918
he's always dressed like a 60 year old dad

No. 890930

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No. 890931

>>890930
I wonder how Matthew feels about Luna’s eyelashes.

No. 890933

>>890930
Photos like these where her eyelash is holding on for dear life, her fried hair is this ugly brassy color because she's too stupid for box dye, and half her face is melted from the filter make me wonder what anons are smoking when they say she's "not that ugly" or some variation of it.

No. 890934

>>890930
Water fast going well.

No. 890936

>>890930
>>890931
>She's busted wouldn't pay 20 bucks for those fake lashes on my prick

No. 890938

>>890930
>>890934
maybe she was finally applying for that job at Dunkin’

lmaoooo jk

No. 890939

File: 1662605038904.jpg (Spoiler Image,59.77 KB, 552x324, Screenshot_20220907-214409_Sam…)

>>890930
What is going on with those hemmeroidy lips of hers

No. 890940

>>890936
Didn't Tuna say her rapist told her she wasn't worth $20 kek

No. 890941

>>890940
yep. i was thinking the same thing while i posted that. honestly wondering if lurch tweeted that shit on purpose, especially since we know he lurks/tuna shows him the farms. vile.

No. 890942

>>890941
idk, they've probably both forgotten about that saga already. if it wasn't a lie for attention or donations she would still be bringing it up

No. 890944

>>890940
That sounds sad and not at all funny

No. 890959

>>890940
Well, she isn't. Considering she uses toilet paper as a sanitary pad, has piss poor hygene, and eats like a racoon.. yeah I bet a 10 foot radius around her could require an sti/d check

No. 890960

>>890939
she actually doesn't have much of an upper lip, so a lot of that is filters and her pushing out her lips with her tongue. You need to go digging into her super old candids, but it is obvious once you find them.

No. 890961

File: 1662623572191.png (Spoiler Image,72.96 KB, 750x995, 1501032902936.png)

>>890960
here you go, a candid from several threads back. Other person is cropped out.

No. 890962

>>890961
She looks almost normal here, her hair probably hasn’t been this clean or non-fried since

No. 890963

>>890961

I didn't realize she has hooded eyes(learn2sage)

No. 890965

>>890911
This made me laugh so hard I started choking

No. 890967

>>890963
I only noticed recently she has hooded eyes as well. Goes to show how insane the filter abuse is.

No. 890969

>>890918
Nike low blazers are poorfag shoes.

No. 890970

>>890918
Lurch always has name-brand shoes. I figure he trades shit for them or steals them when he goes into town for his drug runs. I’ve seen dozens of homeless drug addicts living on the street with beat up Nikes/Adidas/New Balances. He just doesn’t look right because he’s chunked up so much and he’s not wearing his beloved beanie and sunglasses.

No. 890972

Jay and Silent Blob

No. 890978

>>890930
her lips literally look like two slugs cuddling

No. 890979

>>890970
Used name brand sneaks are all over Goodwill and charity shops for $3. If you don’t mind other ppl foot funk and not picky about cons, you got lots of choices.(sage your shit)

No. 890982

File: 1662647908627.jpeg (203.01 KB, 1170x412, 53CBD924-BA93-4F0F-A019-87B201…)

Saged for non milk but I knew Tuna reminded me of a book character’s description and only clicked today who that was exactly..

No. 890986

>>890972
Omg saged for kek

No. 891012

>>890940
she said something to that effect but then said that for some reason the crackhead homeless guy (bc of course she knew he was a crackhead) pushed a 20 in her hand when he was done. which really just makes it seems like she was doing sex work and got caught by a neighbor.

No. 891013

File: 1662693861629.jpeg (1.71 MB, 1953x1468, DA7AC9C9-3A17-4266-966F-8246EF…)

>>891012
My theory is she told him he could bust a nut looking at her ass for $20 and he stuck it in.

No. 891016

>>891013
that's my guess, although i do wonder if dope had something to do with it since matthew didn't know about it. matthew was trying to control her whole sex worker persona so if that's the case, it feels like he would know about the meet up. i think she was trying to get dope out of the guy and a neighbor caught them before the deal could happen. kind of Requiem for a Dream-esque i guess. idk, whatever the case she seems to have completely forgotten about it.

No. 891017

>>890961
She reminds me a bit of a balooned up Renée Zellweger

No. 891019

>>891016
It was definitely about drugs. Everything she does is either about drugs or related to. She thought she'd found a way to sneak some on the side and got busted.

No. 891020

File: 1662696498467.png (9.48 MB, 1284x2778, 67BFAFB0-09DA-4493-A19B-3A8A71…)

Sage for unrelated but it looks like Tuna got herself a skin walker

Recommend for a good laugh, even thought the milk is powdered

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR5j7WST/

No. 891021

>>891020
This has to be a self post. They have nothing in common besides both having terrible physiques. Even Tuna has better makeup. This isn't even dairy let alone milk.

No. 891022

>>891019
Nah it was a lie. She said it was caught on surveillance which is why the "cops" said she froze, yet she didn't even have a still of this fictional event

No. 891024

File: 1662702027335.jpg (357.19 KB, 1440x2176, Screenshot_20220909-013149_Twi…)

Sort of milk. Lurch has been busy on Twitter now that he's got the squat to himself, guess the anons who saw her post were right

No. 891025

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Also nice casual racism against Nigerians from chief

No. 891026

>>891020
Ok boozix kek

No. 891027

File: 1662702135967.jpg (397.44 KB, 1440x2358, Screenshot_20220909-012730_Twi…)

And last offering I have is an interesting keyboard warrior boomer interaction from the tough guy himself

No. 891031

>>891024
Better and back to normal? Where is she?

No. 891032

>>891031
She's at the psych ward from what anons said.

No. 891033

>>891032
Probably trying to scam some prescriptions, we all know she has no intention of actually getting help given that she makes muh mental illness her defining personality trait/grift

No. 891035

Any deets on the psych ward trip? Is she out of benzos again and cant cop any freebees on the street?

This is why she will never leave any mma. She can't grift the system in a smaller population area.

No. 891036

>>891035
That’s exactly what I was thinking, she’s out of Xanax or whatever and needs to be admitted to get a script, or is hoping they’ll dose her for free, I don’t know how mental health facilities work in burgerland but given the status of benzos I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s having trouble get a legitimate prescription

No. 891041

>>891036
They usually continue with the medications you're on. Plus Tuna has a history of addiction on record and her files would show why they ended hey benzo script previously. Unless she acts up like a wild boar that has to be taken down, she probably won't get her precious.

No. 891043

File: 1662719748971.jpg (119.99 KB, 1292x546, gaf .jpg)

>>891027
He called him a fag first, kek. Matthew Schumacher, a worthless and useless paedophilic creep thinks he has any room to judge anyone.

No. 891044

File: 1662719904901.jpg (92.08 KB, 1263x466, he’s shrinking.jpg)

>>890672
Our statue is not only ageing backwards but also shrinking.

No. 891045

>>891031
Maybe >>890850 and >>890847 are right and it’s all a ruse to get housing. We already know she isn’t staying where she’s at until February, as she previously announced.

No. 891046

File: 1662721550701.jpeg (288.02 KB, 828x1095, 760BAA47-C7AC-4F7F-A83C-7416B3…)

>found
You mean stole before realising that it’s of no use to you, fucking thieving piece of shit

No. 891048

>>891024
Huh I guess she's inpatient then after all

No. 891053

>>891044
"weight train daily"
omfg i am rolling kek

No. 891056

>>891044
The elderly often begin to loose height and bone mass. Poor grampa lurch

No. 891060

File: 1662744512765.jpg (155.95 KB, 1080x878, Screenshot_20220909-055031_Sam…)

On that brainvat chick's selfie post

No. 891067

>>891060
The drugs have rotted his brain if he thinks anyone but Luna will want his atrocious putrid smelling ass

No. 891068

im just imagining tuna inpatient right now. i just know she'll be one of those people who orders like a million things for lunch and then like squirrels some away into her room. i also assume shes gonna chimp out to try to get benzos, but like, the nurses there aren't dumb. they won't give it to her. i can see them giving her something like an oral disintegrating anti psych tablet. they really don't hand out drugs like benzos easily, especially not to people with drug history. if she asks for a sleep med they'll give her hydroxyzine which is basically just benadryl. i also imagine her telling her whole story to the doctors including her cotton eye joe knee, tai suicide, soulmate lurch, ebil dad, and ebil addict mom. i bet the best med she could get in there would be gabapentin (they give this med to absolutely anyone) which does have rec use but the solubility is only 27 percent so you end up building a tolerance really fast and stop getting high really quickly. she probably wouldn't like the high anyways its more of an upper/makes you feel sorta drunklike and manic.

No. 891070

>>891046
This loser is so high/lost so much brain matter that he searched mt vernon on tt and replied a 3 day old tweet thinking it's like a "lost and found"

>>891068
Can u imagine if he od's again because "muh tuna's away' but he actually dies for real and when Luna comes back she finds his rotting corpse half eaten by the cat?

No. 891071

>>891070
TOPKEK. can we manifest this nonnies? i imagine she'll come back to the airbnb to a note that says "went out for milk, smokes, and dope" and never see him again.

No. 891075

>>891071
Imo itd be more interesting if he shacked up with a new woman while tuna was away. Hell he seems to be angling for it with how he's complimenting her friends on ig

No. 891077

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No. 891078

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full pic

No. 891079

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No. 891080

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No. 891082

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>>891046
>>891070
kek at the rest of the tweet and replies

No. 891083

>>891075
Well, he's in his forties. He's only got a few years left being attractive, especially to younger girls. Gotta groom another one while he's still got his looks!

No. 891085

>>891083
Lurch was born unattractive

No. 891088

>>891077
No one cares about you Lurch, shut your fat ass up.

>>891080
He's lying his ass off. He has no gun and got nipped by a dog. It wasn't even a bite and I doubt he would still be alive if four pitbulls went after his chubby ass. He wouldn't have gotten any money if he was carrying around an unregistered gun. I'm sure in his tweaked out head he was having a 'nam flashback where all of this happened, but it sure as hell did not happen in real life.

No. 891089

>>891083
which fucking look is the decaying Moai statue looking ass serving in first place?

No. 891090

>>891079
Looks like he figured how to change language settings on the watch he stole

No. 891091

>>891079
Look at those speckles on his skin. That is the result of 43 years with no sun screen. Our favorite baseball star got the skin of an eldery man on his death bed. Remember to always use sun screen nonnies, even on days where you feel a bit a lazy to.

No. 891093

File: 1662756718868.jpg (289.65 KB, 1080x1707, Screenshot_20220909-135118_Chr…)

interesting

No. 891094

>>891077
>>891080

This is so fuckin funny. Is he trying to replace tuna as a cow while she's away? Suck it in harder for the selfies. What a crackhead

No. 891095

>>891079
>going crazy wanna come
TOPKEK

No. 891096

>>891078
One toothbrush, empty toothpaste tube, and whatever that is by the razor. At least they're using mouth wash I guess?

No. 891097

File: 1662759038353.jpg (90.2 KB, 1080x843, Instagram.jpg)

The way he hits on her friends sends me

No. 891099

>>890748
we love a skinny emancipated king tho

No. 891102

>>891090
Kek but sadly not the case, he already had an apple watch before "finding" the spanish one

No. 891103

>>891080
Lmfao new lurch lie just dropped! He really believes he’s some tough guy and not some fat stinky junkie with no money

No. 891109

>>891024
On what planet is Luna "such a nice girl"? She's a spoiled brat who constantly steals and ebegs. She whines non-stop and makes everything about herself. I can't with these dumb-ass girls who enable Luna and think her bugging them to buy her nails is "friendship".

No. 891110

>>891109
He's replying/talking to a sex worker kek. But now I'm wondering what the context is because SW account says, "as long as tuna is okay with you having it" to lurch

No. 891111

>>891110
probably a girl from one of those druggie facebook groups tuna used to be a part of or other online friend/enabler

No. 891112

>>891078

ONE extremely frayed toothbrush dear lord

No. 891113

>>891093
This recent inundation of Lurch’s retardation is unexpectedly entertaining, both he and Tuna are legitimately mentally handicapped and I’m chuckling

No. 891118

>>891080
lmao! dude…………..stop.

No. 891120

>>891080
So he could shoot two dogs but not Luna's alleged rapist?

No. 891121

>>891113
Same. I am fucking dying at this lurch shit. He’s more entertaining than Luna at this point

No. 891122

File: 1662778316791.jpeg (422.96 KB, 828x1066, 7AE760E1-43D6-4D70-9F26-4520BD…)

can lurch please get with jersey yankee girl nina? she actually looks age appropriate for him kek. maybe should could clean him up. seeing him in this sterile airbnb environment is making me crave a situation like when charlie dates the rich girl on iasip. i wanna see lurch in a group of middle class normies at a ball game.

No. 891123

File: 1662778380892.jpeg (144.95 KB, 828x455, 92BDA7CC-2A18-48C6-9AE8-F57C48…)

is she flirting with lurch or am i crazy nonnas?

No. 891124

>>891060
Luna goes to inpatient and he wastes no time getting in all her friends' comments telling them they're all cute. Tuna is getting played by an ugly old loser that SHE threw everything away for lol

No. 891127

>>891113
Same. I hope he sets his ig to public, I need to know what kind of stupid shit he posts on there

No. 891131

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No. 891132

>>891131
buddy is spiraling lmao

No. 891134

Does he always post this much? Wtf is going on dude’s brain is fried

No. 891135

>>891131
Boohoo, mum was mean to me 40 years ago.

No. 891137

>>891123
does he just wander around the neighbourhood like an escaped dementia patient all day??

No. 891138

>>891131

Oh but Lurch I thought you used to be super successful and it was only through a series of unfortunate events that were totally the fault of other people that led you to be a junkie and a degenerate.

Your mom should have been so proud of you for so long!

No. 891139

>>891132
He's having a good time. First time in probably ever that he's had this much tuna-free time and didn't have to share his drugs… completely free as the wind. Buddy Cheif is going HAM kek

No. 891142

File: 1662785206346.jpeg (610.67 KB, 828x1256, EA56D03A-32BC-4EBE-B8F8-3A97AE…)

ew

No. 891143

File: 1662785320978.jpeg (533.82 KB, 828x1087, 0F01877E-49BC-4CD6-853C-C82265…)

does lurch have a foot fetish? yuck. also what do you think he thinks of lunas cuticles? he's really disgusted by her. sad honestly.

No. 891144

>>891143
>>891142
>54 seconds
wtf anon. also, did he delete the first one and decide to neg her instead? kek

No. 891145

>>891144
im so sorry he posted the second one while i was looking at his twitter. the first one was in response to the sex worker who appears to be lunas friend, who quote tweeted it, and the second was response to the foot fetish account who posted it originally.

No. 891146

>>891143
>Chanel Le Vernis
Oddly specific. How does he even know what that is? Maybe the makeup filter wasn’t actually a filter and this fat fuck is en route to trooping out, kek

No. 891148

File: 1662785958090.jpeg (211.16 KB, 828x531, A9CE2E7F-F236-4330-BF3A-AF4320…)

hes really on one tonight ladies

No. 891149

>>891148
>nobody appreciates my nice feet
I'm sure they're thoroughly disgusting kek. Also I'm living for this Lurch content right now, fuck Luna he's the star of the show

No. 891151

File: 1662786730334.jpg (65.94 KB, 1080x601, ScreencapInstagram.jpg)

He's got such a hot nut for this British girl. He's always commenting on her shit, fucking kek

No. 891154

File: 1662787072888.jpeg (558.23 KB, 2731x1597, B017A915-5F56-4A39-A3BB-B170FD…)

i CANNAHT you guys… luna has been gone what 2 days? hes now trying to get free feet pics from what i think is a bot kek

No. 891155

I was truly not prepared for the foot fetish saga. Sure, I'm kind of nauseous… but it's pretty funny.

No. 891156

File: 1662787788503.jpeg (857.16 KB, 2731x1514, 719B4076-CB10-4724-9A6C-CB2837…)

im losing my shit over him responding to a post about 9/11 to talk about himself and his dead dad. also posting a 9/11 memorial in the middle of tweeting foot fetish ladies. peak humor. just another compilation. im so sorry. i did not want to learn this much about lurch tonight either.

No. 891157

>>891154
> What are your prices I'm not a guy that pays for women
> People are cheap af, don't tip that's the internet and men in general they drive down the price on women in every aspect of life your a commodity to them no more no less

No. 891158

>>891156
Lurch, foot respecter.

No. 891159

File: 1662790089725.jpg (276.85 KB, 1080x2004, Screenshot_20220909-230823_Chr…)

His likes. Oh my god. Lurch has a foot fetish.

No. 891161

>>891156
How blasted out his mind high is he lmao

No. 891162

>>891044
>weight train daily
>flashback: lurch struggling on the walking machine on Sr. Sledge's front porch with a ciggy hanging out of his skull

No. 891164

>>891156
>I have a mate who loves sucking on toes
Sure, Matthew. A mate.

No. 891166

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I’m fucking crying laughing, yall. He’s on a siiick one and I hope this never ends.

No. 891169

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>>891143
Ugh third times the charm, right?

Not Lurch judging another woman's feet when his sow's trotters look like this. And what jewelry he can't even afford housing lmaooo

No. 891170

>>891142
He's going to shower her with feet jewelry on his yacht with Tuna waiting in an airbnb spamming Lurch's ugly face and bragging about her one true love. He can't even afford shampoo.

No. 891172

Oh wow Luna needs to go inpatient more often. Lurch is 100x more entertaining then her when she is not there to hold him back.

No. 891174

Never thought I’d wake up to the news that Lurch has a foot fetish. Makes sense though, given that he’s a filthy cretin.

No. 891175

>>891166
whyd you have to post his likes when i already posted those posts in compilations with his replies. you clogged the thread with stuff already posted and its not even the funny stuff.

No. 891177

This is without a doubt the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. I am once again choking with laughter. Keep it up Lurch

No. 891179

So what do y’all think will happen when Luna finds out he’s been on the prowl since she went to inpatient?

Suicide baiting or will she actually leave?

No. 891180

>>891175
Girl nayrt but the situation is literally so funny it doesn't even matter if we all see the same thing twice, bask in it

No. 891181

>>891179
She'll go with it was all just a joke and for funsies and lurch didn't mean any of it all the while knowing it wasn't a joke and pouting and crying and telling him I'm gonna do dope and a water fast now bc of you

No. 891182

>>891156
>50 thousand feet
You know he’s still mourning that missed deal

No. 891186

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>>891186
Getting high and spending money on sexworkers while tuna is away?! Oh myyyyy lawddddd! This is hilarious! I feel like we're now watching a sitcom starring lurch

No. 891188

>>891187
Lol nonnie, his brain is so fried he doesn't realize he's talking to a not so sophisticated bot. A normal person would've caught that quick, but it's lurch, and he's a retard.

No. 891189

This lurch saga makes me think he really did get a settlement for that dog bite and is the one fronting the money for Airbnb, not Lunas dad. He’s out here buying feet pics while she’s inpatient kek

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>>891182
Anon, this is the funniest shit I've seen here in a long time kek

No. 891194

>>891189
This is so hilarious!! I hope Tuna sees all this milk and leaves him…. The evidence is here. I feel like his foot fetish is kinda like a safe for work porn situation so he could argue that its not SEXUAL. Then again, if hes always been ok with tuna doing sex work, may she is ok with him “supporting” other sex workers?
What a trailer trash life. may tuna get sober and change her life and leave him, because this is awful

No. 891196

I can’t believe he’s a real person. How absolutely fried do you have to be?

No. 891198

>>891186
NO WAY lmao guess asking to get them for free didn't work out.
I can't, I'm dying I'm literally deceased from this. When Tuna finds out this is what he's been up to instead of scoring drugs it's gonna be so hilarious. Aww her one true love.

No. 891199

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what the fuck is he on about

No. 891202

>>891179
Luna won’t leave Lurch over this. He’s done way worse and been more brazen and she never left because she knows Lurch is the end of the line for her. She has to accept his (unsuccessful, hilarious) philandering or be single. She will however say she is hideous and ugly and should starve when she finds out. Won’t place blame on Chief, though. And definitely won’t dump him.

No. 891204

>>891199
Tuna = friend

No. 891205

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Confirmed money was sent. In response to keeping the tips.

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lurch telling these twitter randoms that he loves them is sending me. are all junkies like this? the people hes responding to seem like an alternative universe luna and lurch.
>>891204
thats what i was thinking too. if shes in a detox program shes 100 percent not getting her preshus benzos. we can only imagine the shit fits shes throwing right now.

No. 891207

>>891205
kek he really sent money to bots in india/nigeria/wherever while tuna has to beg for markers and fake nails online

No. 891209

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Our emancipated king is fucking UNHINGED on twitter right now. Living for it.

No. 891210

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No fam.

No. 891212

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says he hasnt slept in four days, is he hitting the crack or meth? could explain why hes horny as hell speed gives men raging hardons. sorry for the extensive collage

No. 891214

holy shit. im not gonna post it for obvious reasons but lurch just doxxed his mom.

No. 891216

>>891209
Who's he talking about?

No. 891217

>>891214
You could use the info to see if he really was this ace ballplayer in high school he claims to be. I haven't found anything just using his name.

No. 891218

>>891212
>I haven't really slept in four days

Welp, there's our confirmation he's on a bender. He must be so excited to not have to share with Tuna.

No. 891219

>>891217
not finding anything on that, but apparently wherever they lived before sold for almost a million. i doubt they owned it though. his mom did appear to move out around the same time it sold though. i just dont see lurches mom owning an 800k property. i would do more digging but it says i have to sign up/pay or whatever on this site. you can't really find much on matthew it just links to roger. he's really just lived off his parents his whole life.

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>>891217
>>891219
samefag but they sold in 1998. kept a lot of info out like his mothers name and the buyer, but because roger is dead i don't think that part matters. i'm too bored today you guys. why is lurch way more milky than luna right now. her thread hasnt been this interesting in years. id like to find out more info on his family the inheritance shit he always claims, his grandmother on rogers side appeared to have died in 1998 too.

No. 891226

>>891212
Meth and crack make people really horny. He is literally publicly thirsting over everything that has a pussy. He a blind horny dog let loose in a fish market.
He has been high the whole time it seems since Tuna went away. I am starting to suspect he has a stash he keeps secret from his orbitting dwarf moon.
Milkmas comes twice a year, Milkmas is when tuna gets out and checks her thread. kek

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>>891226
hes definitely on some speed induced psychosis right now, like he said this perfectly fine sign is unreadable. it says east prospect ave lurch, put on your glasses!!!

No. 891231

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Interesting, he had to pick up Pumpkin.

No. 891232

>>891231
I think you're miss reading, he's just trying to brag about how much he cares about his pets he had to gasp WALK and TAKE A TRAIN to get her food and toys! WOW such care and effort! /s , not like pick her specifically up.

No. 891233

>>891231
Nonnie, I know he spews forth babble but he's saying he took the train to get Pumpkin her food and toys. Although I can imagine this dope fiend sitting with a cat on a busy train in New York.

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>>891232
>>891233
Oh shit, you’re both right. I’m sorry! Unable to delete

No. 891239

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>>891214
Here’s the context with the information redacted. These little glimpses make it obvious why these two get along.

No. 891241

Holy shit of course he grew up in New Jersey. I live nowhere near that part of the country but I've known two drug addicts from NJ in my life and both of them acted so much like Lurch in specific ways it's kind of weird. That state is cursed.

No. 891242

>>891239
>sharp as a tack
Press X to doubt

No. 891244

>>891231
In addition to the toys (assuming the corpulent corpse is telling the truth and not just virtue signalling) I hope that poor moggie gets along with the other cat at the Airbnb so she has some company and stimulation beyond the confines of a stinky room with dumb and dumber.

No. 891245

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he posted this pic of pumpkin. caption is
> she's so bored and it's better when both of us are here she's just randomly jumping up the wall
yea maybe she's bored because she's stuck in one room with a statue for company

No. 891246

>>891240
I’m sorry, nonnette. I tend to close the window and after doing so, I can’t delete anything. You’re right and I’ll do so from now on.

No. 891248

>>891245
Why not get her a wee harness so you can take her for a walk in the sunshine you useless fat fuck, keeping her cooped up in small room is fucking cruel, no wonder she’s literally climbing up the walls

No. 891254

>>891239
kek off topic but I love the file name, nona

No. 891259

>>891245
I am not surprised that this cat is being fed Fancy Feast.

No. 891260

>>891259
Couldn't he steal something a little more higher end for the poor cat to eat? Nice of him to take time out of his 4 day drug binge to at least feed the thing.

No. 891266

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He doesn't follow me and I don't follow him….but he commented on my IG story?! Wtf?!

No. 891267

>>891266
STFU ANON !! this can't be real. i swear to god the universe is manifesting us the strongest milk right now. this is the most excitement since the tessa saga. thank god for lurch, hes way more interesting than luna at this point. shes gotten too predictable, i can't predict what matthew will do next.

No. 891269

>>890360
>>891245
Lmfao the way pumpkin is looking at him… At least he’s taking care of him though.

No. 891270

>>891223
320k? That's not an expensive house at all.

No. 891272

>>891266
Have you ever commented on one of Luna's IG posts or do you follow her? I believe 100% that he just searched through her commenters or followers and just picked out some pretty girls which he will harass. He's really bored af, no wonder Luna had to leave college

No. 891273

>>891266
Do you follow Luna's account?

No. 891274

>>891245
That look of despise kek.
>>891266
What the fuck

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No. 891279

>>891266
Nonettes, this is straight up some of the most hilarious milk Tuna’s thread has seen in a hot minute. Who’d have thought the sentient Junji Ito drawing could be so kekworthy in his own right. I’m still cackling at him missing Roger’s “relaxing touch”

No. 891280

>>891277
LMAO if this bloated cadaver ever owned a thousand dollar coat it wasn’t because he bought it, assuming this is true, how’s that karma taste Matthew?

No. 891281

>>891266
I want you to milk him further so badly but I also don’t want you to risk getting exposed nonny

No. 891283

>>891267

i thought i made it through most of the threads but who is tessa?? anyone know around which threads or year srry

No. 891286

>>891283
thread 5 im pretty sure, back when lurch had facebook he was hitting up anyone on lunas friendslist or anyone who added him.

No. 891287

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My profile is public but I'm not trying to dox myself. He's commenting on a bunch of pics of my fingernails. I do not follow Luna but have commented on some of her posts but ages ago.

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>>891287
whats his weird fetish for feet, hands, and nails i cannot take this. he was even telling the foot bot to go to a very certain salon in the east village of nyc? this is the weirdest lurch development so far. is this why tuna is obsessed with the claws? also this tweet is sending me
>my bf Smokey
lurches suicidal ideation on twitter as a 40 something is so pathetic kek

No. 891289

>>891277
>my 1000 dollar coat

Did all of tunas muh $10 face masks rub off on him this much?

No. 891290

>>891288
He's becoming more and more unhinged, it's fuckin weird

And if tuna actually went to inpatient, what's their endgame? Halfway housing placement and that's it?

No. 891291

>>891206
>deutsche marcs
>'franks'
Lurch the euro has been used in all these countries for more than 20 years. This man has me dying, honestly he's funnier than Tuna. I'm truly glad we get to see this kek

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No. 891293

>>891291
I’m a zoomer and I thought they were still a thing when I was a kid because my parents are old kek. I don’t think it’s that weird..?

No. 891296

>>891288
>i tried to hang myself
Shame he stopped himself.

No. 891297

>>891293
Ayrt, he was actually around when it happened how could he miss that lol. Too strung out I guess.

No. 891300

>>891199
>Mental predisposition of the mind.

Whoah dude, emancipated AND philosophical. What a catch.

No. 891305

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still laughing about his bf Smokey (the cat!?) saving his life from hanging himself with the ralph lauren polo necktie topkek

No. 891306

>>891292
Is he just constantly tweeting? He literally isn't even making sense anymore. Cocaine, it's a helluva drug. I hope he starts posting rant videos or some shit

No. 891318

>>891306
I don't think he's on coke. It would probably be opiates or his prescribed benzos since Tuba's grubby paws aren't bogarting them

No. 891319

>>891318
he said hes been awake 4 days nonna, i dont think hes using benzos or dope. he would have nodded out by now. maybe, just maybe, hes in a xanny blackout right now, but luna even said she didn't have any "sleeping pills" so thats highly unlikely. luna, who hates crackheads, is gone, so lurch is doing some indulging. its probably meth though, not sure how luna feels about that one.

No. 891321

>>891305
His tweets are getting progressively more cooked, the Chanel nail varnish, the 1000 buck jacket, the Ralph Lauren (polo, so the budget line) tie, is he… trying to flex? I’m on the verge of spontaneous combustion from a combination of laughing and cringing

No. 891323

I'm pretty sure this is the type of shit he rambles at tuna when she is around…just repeating pathetic stories, no awareness of himself or his audience…

No. 891328

I'm thinking meth. He's mentioned using it in the past. Maybe he went and got some because Luna prefers downers.

No. 891332

>>891297
Americans have a reputation for being largely uninformed about the rest of the world so it's not that surprising.

>>891328
Yeah, I'm guessing meth as well. Whatever it is, seems like he's having the time of his life without fatso around.

No. 891335

>>891288

I think he just googled for a fancy nail salon and also an expensive nail polish (the Chanel one) and just picked a color that fit. He wants to make himself look rich

No. 891338

>>891328
I think a job is needed for him, so he won't be manic online like this.

No. 891339

>>891328

Sometimes people will use meth to take the edge off of detoxing from opiates.

No. 891341

>>891338
I’m thoroughly enjoying the torrent of boomer retardation, may it continue to bless the thread in Tuna’s absence. I wonder how long she’ll be in the psych ward for

No. 891345

genuinely do not think tuna has ever been as interesting across four years as lurch has been in the past 48 hours this is fucking incredible

No. 891350

These tweets are the first time I’ve ever really felt bad for Luna. Not because he’s trying to cheat on her, but because she presumably has to listen to this man’s incoherent rambling all day every day. I always just kind of assumed he was sitting quietly in a corner nodding out to KOTH all the time. I’d check myself into inpatient too.

No. 891351

he seems to be tweeting again this morning. i wonder if he slept last night or just spent 10 hours tweaking out doing something besides twitter. all just boring baseball stuff so far. im honestly gonna be sad when tuna gets out and this lurchmas ends.

No. 891352

>>891351

we all know she's going to check the website when she gets out and she'll see all the shit he's posted. maybe we'll get a nice flow then.

speaking of, how long is she in there for?

No. 891353

Imagine this man incoherently talking at you, jfc. It’s what Luna deserves

No. 891355

>>891350
>>891353

I think she's high off her ass most of the time and so it probably doesn't phase her much. I also feel like lurch isn't home as much when tuna is there.

No. 891356

>>891352
when someone with BPD develops a mega dependency like Luna they won't say shit. Absolutely any circumstance is better than breaking up for them

No. 891359

Is there a chance she'd be put on methadone coming out of inpatient?
I wonder the whole/real story behind her psych stay. Conditions of ebil dad? Lurch pushing her to go to get meds/housing out of it? She's definitely not doing it to get sober. Especially when she's going to go home to lurch jumping off the walls.

No. 891363

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>9-5 mummies
Lurch doesn't know the difference between mummies and zombies? He thinks 9-5 workers are actually preserved Egyptian corpses? Who knows

No. 891364

>>891352
nah, you obviously missed the tessa saga. luna is like kevvy from loris thread, she would never ever admit that her old, ugly, washed up partner is the worst and abusive. these kinds of people will use anything to excuse their behaviors. during the tessa saga people literally told luna that lurch was flirting with other women and she was like "lol no its a joke he was doing it right in front of me". i would almost feel bad if it wasn't luna.

No. 891367

>>891359
A few threads back she was bitching about how her psych cut her off for not going to appointments or something… it was after the dollar tree knife saga. The options to get her script back were to start over with a new doctor and go to like months of appointments or to go inpatient. She was saying she couldn’t go because she was homeless or some shit. I guess she finally had to do it

No. 891368

>>891352
Depending on how she got there, I’m assuming roughly 5 days: 2 days to check in/out (assuming they don’t keep her longer), and a mandatory 72 hour hold a lot of inpatient facilities do.

No. 891373

>>891292
>post covid-19 revealed horrible truths.
Pls santa, gimme lurch schizo posting about how we're just human labrats for the government and that pigeons are just russian spy cameras. I want Lurch to be a conspiracy nut so bad.

No. 891374

>>891363
Yeah, Lurch, it's such a pain having consistent income and housing.

Who thinks like this as an actual adult? Even aging punks reach a point where they realize they'd rather not couch-surf forever. Grow up, dude.

No. 891375

>>891363
And this is their mentality and why NO ONE should feel any sympathy for them.

Won't "fall in line" with normal life but will whine about how bad they have it and beg like the fucking dirtbag losers they are.

No. 891377

>>891375
They just leech off of the 9-5 "mummies" while judging them.

No. 891378

blast from the past but does anyone else remember that "social worker" girl who i think also had a thread here, who in early threads kept trying to give luna a vacuum and help? i would like to find her thread again, does anyone remember her name? iirc she was anorexic and either died from complications related to that or killed herself?

No. 891381

>>891363
I love when unemployed losers like Lurch act like they’re doing something righteous by not working when in reality they’re just too retarded to contribute anything to society. He should have been aborted

No. 891397

>>891266
Lurch is (c)rapchan

No. 891398

>>891288
>my bf Smokey
Isn't Smokey the cat they had before Pumpkin?

No. 891399

>>891305
LMAO. In his tiny brain the polo tie goes with his “once successful Manhattan real estate broker” who was tragically hit by a cab and his million dollar career ruined. At this point he probably believes his own BS.

No. 891400

Ugh. I refreshed and my Sage was removed. Apologies

No. 891401

>>891398
Yes. He calls the cat he had for 20 years his best friend. Sad.

No. 891402

>>891381
He really is bitter he worked with that landscaper last year

No. 891403

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thought lurch was being pretty quiet today. i think luna is out. sad. i will miss lurchs 4 day meth binge schizoposting. it was some of the best content in ages. now back to boring cheap cheap hauls and "my skin is so gud" pics.

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No. 891406

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Was she there all along or did she just come back? Anyway, lurch’s bender better not be over

No. 891407

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lunas home and hes still tweeting foot girl

No. 891408

>>891404
>>891405

I love the idea that she took the first picture, realized you couldn't see her tattoo, and then took another one.

No. 891409

>>891408
And too much white powder

No. 891410

>>891409
kek yea totallly not suspicious at all of her to post a picture of a script bottle with the label torn off thats full of white powder. totally sober you guise! can't believe she has the gall to tell someone on reddit shes sober from all drugs.

No. 891411

>>891406
I miss lurch already

No. 891413

the accounts lurch was interacting with the last few days, the other junkie couple he kept talking about suicidal ideation, they just privated their twitter accounts kek. wonder if they found the farms or luna or lurch mentioned it to them.

No. 891415

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Lurch’s insane live tweeting this weekend is giving

No. 891419

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why do i feel like this is about the farms somehow

No. 891420

>>891419
Sounds autobiographical really.

No. 891421

>>891419
I really want him to keep embarrassing himself on Twitter bc this has been more entertaining than anything Luna has done recently. Lurch needs his own thread lmao

No. 891423

What happened to this anon >>891131 who seems to be following Lurch on instagram? But we're missing out on some prime schizo posting there

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No. 891431

Found the salty cat ladies ITT. “Omg foot fetishes are liek so gross!!!!1” you’re all just jealous Matt isn’t going to pamper your feet and treat you like a queen so you talk shit. Maybe you all wouldn’t be so repressed if you got laid instead of talking shit about people on the internet in your free time(grade A shitpost )

No. 891432

>>891423 I'm that anon; it's been radio silence over on his insta

No. 891435

>>891431
I am trying SO HARD not to hi cow right now

No. 891437

>>891435
They are so mad kek. what milky dumb cows. If you dont like attention from the public, then dont broadcast your meth driven rambles!

No. 891438

>>891435
>>891431
nah, clearly Ms Mistress or whatever. literally no one in this thread or any of the other ones has ever called him Matt lmao. i don't even think luna does. but "mistress" probably does.

No. 891439

Did tuna jump on here as soon as she got out and proceed to message all of lurches Twitter bitches and alert them that they were now on lolcow kek

No. 891440

>>891431
Have you seen Tuba's hooves? Do these >>891169 look pampered? Dude literally can't afford food or shelter without having to sell drugs or sue someone, he ain't pampering even the cat with the Fancy Feast crap they feed it. Gross.

No. 891441

>>891431
>talking shit about people on the internet in your free time
Definitely not a farmer

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No. 891445

>>891415

That subreddit is wild.

No. 891448

>>891431
I think literally NO ONE said foot fetishes were gross kek. But go… run and tell lurch how you defended him to the farms, I'm so sure he'll throw more money at you. Or maybe not since tunas back lol

No. 891449

>>891448
I'll say it: Foot fetishes are gross

No. 891451

>>891431
i assume this is the ewhore tunafriend who made her account private. another nasty ass junkie like them, only someone like that could defend luna and fucking LURCH.

No. 891452

>>891432
Thank you. Anything else noteworthy on his account? I'm curious to see what he would even post about

No. 891457

>>891378
Itchy coochie poo or something like that. She died?

No. 891460

>>891449
Feet are gross full stop
>>891430
That greasy hair though
>>891431
Why do ewhores who find the farms always assume that no one here “gets laid”? Non-degenerates don’t feel the need to share their unwashed holes or details of their private life with the internet, keep coping

No. 891461

>>891457
her name was jessie nizewitz and she was on a reality show called dating naked. she passed in 2019. she was also a pro ana cow. weird that she fixated on luna for a bit way back in the day, she must've found her through here.

No. 891466

>>891430
ew she's trying so hard to be that broken girl fresh out the psych ward

No. 891471

>>891460
You guys are so stupid for getting baited by what is clearly a bored farmer

No. 891472

>>891430
No1curr, friendship with slug ended, only want moai content now

No. 891476

>>891472
this lmao, now that she's back though I feel like the weeklong meth binge might end

No. 891477

>>891471
I feel like somebody posts shitty bait every few days and they fall for it every time. “Luna is actually pretty cute and extremely talented!” “Lurch is so daddy!” “I’m addicted to meth and everything is fine!”

No. 891478

>>891471
Anons were offering rebuttals to Lurch's braindamaged ramblings so we're not bringing our best in any case.

No. 891484

>>891477
And if you point out people are being gullible dumb fucks, they accuse you of spoiling milk

No. 891490

>>890360
Looking pregnant

No. 891492

>>891457
Was it witchycrankypoo? I remember the vacuum anon, but haven't thought about her in ages. Not surprising someone obsessed with Tuba would end up being just as unhinged.

I want Tuna go inpatient more often; meth!Lurch is so much more funny than sad white drug addict bbygurl Luna.

No. 891493

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It’s the same person he has been talking to this whole time, she just finally protected all tweets on all accounts.

No. 891499

>>891430
bruh she was only gone for a few days and she acts like she's been locked away for months. god i hate this bitch

No. 891500

>>891430
Most every woman's boobs are not the same size but how is the one so drastically bigger than the other?

No. 891502

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are him and luna covid truthers? not very leftist uwu bernie sanders of her? i noticed she never talks politics anymore, she often makes racist comments, and talks shit about junkies and the mentally ill. such a hypocrite. boomer lurch really rubbed off on her in the last 8 years.

No. 891503

>>891502
Don't know what he's watching but it's not American baseball.

No. 891504

>>891502
I doubt Luna cares about politics beyond what directly and tangibly affects her and her life, aka drug related shit. Even then, she often shows her ass and is massively hypocritical towards other drug users. She doesn’t seem like someone who would be a Covid truther, but she puts up with Lurch’s crackhead ramblings and doesn’t challenge them because she’s so dependent on him. I wouldn’t be surprised if she believes in other conspiracy theories that Lurch rambles on about.

No. 891505

>>891504
i doubt she has the capacity for critical thinking skills. she probably just latches onto whatever the person she thinks is the smartest in the room says when it comes to political opinions. unfortunately, she’s only around matthew and he’s effectively groomed her so it’s him most of the time.

No. 891517

>>891492
I knew her as @pseudo.adult.nyc but this is the first I’m hearing of her interacting with Tuna as I used to follow her on the other farms. Jessie was certainly a farmer and weirdo. Last thing I remember about her before she died was her trying to become a professional poker player or some shit.

No. 891518

>>891500
It's called perspective, anon

No. 891520

>>891517
jessies thread:
>>>/snow/175525
where she was mentioned in lunas:
>>>/snow/165244

No. 891526

>>891517
How did she die?

No. 891527

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No. 891528

>>891378
>>891526
>>891492
>>891526

I'll take my sperg ban for this, but the original post y'all are replying to reads as unbelievably sus, especially since it was posted shortly after the kiwitards got booted from cloudfare. If you want this information so bad nona, go find it yourself instead of clogging up the thread. But ngl, you're wasting your time - any deceased with a thread didn't kill themselves over it, and the threads are locked shortly after to avoid unnecessary direspect.

No. 891529

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screenshot from this morning

No. 891534

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With ebil dad's money?

No. 891535

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No. 891536

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I wonder if he blamed his posts from over the weekend on mania

No. 891537

>>891528
wtf? that post wasn’t suspicious at all and no one ever even implied she killed herself because of her thread. learn to read before you start accusing others of being suspicious. she was definitely a farmer and followed and interacted with a shit ton of people talked about here. she died in 2019 and hadn’t been talked about in years.

No. 891538

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No. 891539

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This fucking loser. Sure you haven't eaten in 4 days Tuna, sure. Bet you're still a giant pile of dough as always, never change

No. 891541

>>891539
the psych ward stay sureee seemed to help

No. 891542

Are they both doing meth now or what

No. 891544

>>891542
most def. you can't just train your stomach to not feel stomach pains after four days of not eating lmao. especially if you're a lard ass like luna. she's on meth.

No. 891545

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No. 891546

>>891542
luna and lurch tweaker saga begins now

No. 891547

>>891539
is lurch sharing the meth!?

No. 891548

>>891538
lol, sounds like being fed normal portion sizes in the psych ward helped fatty temporarily break her habit of stuffing her face all day.

No. 891549

>>891545
"face good" you applied at least 3 layers of filters on that photo, luna. post a no filter photo and actually look presentable and then maybe you can brag

No. 891550

>>891542
Meth or coke, either way my fucking sides. These two are a dime a dozen retards.

No. 891552

>>891548
Normal portions in America are not normal portions. That’s why she’s so fat

No. 891553

>>891552
In a psych ward, aka a hospital, the food would be portioned correctly I'd like to think

No. 891557

>>891552
A hospital is not the same as a restaurant. Hospitals and inpatient facilities have dietitians and serve food that meets nutritional guidelines. Her being fat is because she eats non-stop, not because restaurants serve oversized portions. In your haste to shit on America you failed to make any sense.

No. 891558

>>891504
Bold of you to assume she doesn't ramble like a retard and cancel it out.

>>891542
Seems like it. Fun times ahead.

No. 891563

>>891557
Americans are fat

No. 891564

>>891538
She's gonna milk this 4 day stay for months, waiting for the "portion sizes" and "who was prettier in the psych ward".

No. 891565

>>891557
Fuck off amerifag. You know good and well Luna probably hoarded extra food in her room to eat

No. 891566

>>891539
>mania
>just talking fast
This bitch doesn’t have any mental illness beyond the depression and anxiety she gave herself

No. 891567

So “mania” is code for being a tweaker? It won’t really help her loose weight. There are lots and lots of fat tweakers. They binge eat coming down and they love their sugar.

No. 891568

>>891545
What the actual fuck is this facetune, she doesn’t even look human

No. 891570

>>891553
Worked in a psych hospital for a little while a few years ago, and patients could ask for extra and come back for seconds after everyone else was served. I know this isn't how every psych hospital works but I'm giving some insight from my experience. Also ours had soda fountains, and patients could also have their own snacks from home so. Not as controlled as some are making it seem, again, in my experience.

No. 891571

>>891564
Wtf did she go in for anyways? Did she say?

No. 891572

>>891571
Free food.

No. 891573

Meth-anons, your time has finally come. Let's see Luna's life magically improve just like you predicted eight trillion God damned times.

No. 891574

>>891570
The psych ward I worked at in America had sugary cereals and cheezits out for people to grab whenever. Also soda machines

No. 891578

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Kek nonnies acting like she's at some free for all buffet, how many of you have actually been to one of the acute units who take the Lurches and Tunas of the world? any inpatient program taking Luna's government insurance is not going to let patients have anything in their rooms much less getting to roam around begging for extra food. If they did Tuna would have stayed longer for a Girl Interrupted larp. No chicken carcasses under the bed for junkies on gov insurance tho I'm sure tuna would try if she could

No. 891579

>>891547
Gonna tell you exactly what happened: lurch did meth while Luna was away just because he isn’t allowed to while tuna is around. Got all horny and wrote this milky messages. He told her he did it because he couldn’t stand being left alone etc.
She came back and couldn’t stand the humiliation of his messages to other women. Had major jealousy and threw a bpd tantrum because of his behavior. To make him suffer she also took meth and is sTaRvIng herself again. Now he has to pamper her and make her cheer up again aka bring fatty sugary food and steal some bullshit for her. The end

No. 891580

>>891578
im on government insurance and was in a psych ward/detox center and at every meal they gave you a selection sheet and you could order anything you want. there was this one junkie lady who was formerly 300 pounds and she would literally order as many things as she could (salad, fruit, chips, sandwiches, cottage cheese etc.) and she would bring the extra things to her room. they really didnt care. we also got a snack twice a day and could pick two things, and the choices were things such as sandwiches, ice cream, pudding, chips, jello, and other snack foods. you could also ask them to hold like a piece of pizza from lunch in the fridge for snack later. people also would ask you to sneak them extra snacks if you didn't eat your second one. tuna absolutely was taking advantage of the free food and snacks on the gov dime.

No. 891582

>>891578
You don’t know what you’re talking about either retard. You can absolutely take food to your room and get snacks no matter the insurance. Maybe it’s different in some places but that’s definitely not how it is everywhere

No. 891583

>>891578
you don’t know what you’re talking about. sage your shit

No. 891586

>>891563
And your Queen is dead.(infighting)

No. 891587

>>891586
And you’re all dying from obesity related illnesses and being too stupid to wear masks(infighting)

No. 891591

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No. 891592

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No. 891595

>>891573
Kek ily anon

>>891592
Sucks that insomnia gives Luna methy mouth sores. I hope she can beat her crippling anorexia.

Seriously though if we thought her body looked like a sack of potatoes before, rapidly losing and gaining it back will make it even worse. Doesn't even look like she's lost ANY weight because every pic has been fatty angled above the shoulder.

This is a woman who thinks whipped cream is a snack. By itself. The whole can. I implore newer anons to go back and look at her old thread food hauls kek. Luna isn't a typical American eating big portions, she eats nothing but sweet junk food.

No. 891596

>>891591
Stop derailing
>>891580
It’s pretty telling that this is what you get to eat in a health facility in America. Disgusting but not surprising
>>891592
Of course she hasn’t lost any weight after a few days eating gross processed toxic waste that wouldn’t even meet FDA standards in any other country, it’s just her “wannarexic” LARP for uwu points

No. 891597

>>891596

> 891591

That’s her fucking tublr dipshit

No. 891598

>>891592
Lmao she tucked her shirt underneath the crevices of her deflated titties. Super aesthetic.

No. 891614

>>891597
It’s her Tumblr but should be saged since it’s not milky or important whatsoever

Not at all derailing tho

No. 891618

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No. 891619

>>891618
Good for her, finally she cottons on. I hope she sells art again or something instead.

No. 891622

>>891618
>the only dudes who prey on me are abusive
no shit, retard

how many times has she said this? she’ll post more cheap cheap nudes in a couple days.

job applications don’t fill out themselves, Tuna!

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No. 891632

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She’s delusional

No. 891633

>>891631
What bones tuna? Don’t see a single one fatty

No. 891635

>>891632
She looks so… Emancipated…

No. 891637

>>891631
Talking about collarbones within like 24 hours of her new “I’m not eating” phase, right

No. 891640

>>891631
>>891632
she's really in her girl interuppted nymphette wannarexic era lmfao…. i wonder what fucking meds they gave her at inpatient that has her like this? with her claims of "no appetite" and the "mania" i'm almost wondering if she got some sort of adhd meds inpatient and its just happening to line up with the lurch meth saga? maybe they're both gonna be speedheads now. if she got something like gabapentin, that could create a "manic" or "speedlike" effect for her too, certainly makes you talk a lot, but you build up a tolerance extremely quickly. maybe its just copium and delusion and whatever drugs lurch has though. i don't think they gave her benzos, those will give you the munchies like hell.

No. 891647

>>891622
Bet she can't find clients anymore and that's the real reason for this. With how entitled, unattractive, and abrasive she is I'm surprised she's ever had clients in the first place

No. 891650

>>891647
I still can’t get that video of lurch giggling toilet paper out of luna’s ass out of my head. Her nudes are likely just as revolting.

No. 891651

>>891632
Straining and yet still no collar bones to show. Try again next week fatty.

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No. 891656

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No. 891658

>>891654
i like how fakeboi is just rude and agressive to tuna… she sounds like such a farmer here kek, what a freak she is.

No. 891662

>>891652
each of those doll face products are from $17-25, thats a decent shoplifting haul! and sold exclusively at rite-aid, mustve been waiting to pick up her meds

No. 891671

>>891631
>>891632
Them Bones is a song by Alice in Chains. Maybe she is trying to reference her collar bones but I don't think it's that deep, nons.

No. 891672

>>891671
It's clearly both

No. 891674

>>891651
You forgot the layer of filters melting her bones into the mash of potatoes we see before us. Kek at the filter failing to hide her stache, Tuna instead of stealing face masks snag some cheap, cheap, cheap razors!

No. 891677

>>891631
So fucking funny that she thinks a couple days of tweeking out has turned her into skin and bones.
>>891640
The adhd script was also my original tinfoil when she said she was manic, speed talking, and repulsed by food. Won't be long until she burns thru them, can't get it refilled and has lurch get her meth. Let me grab my popcorn.

No. 891678

>>891654
Ok I take >>891647 back, fakeboi would be a very loyal repeat customer for Tuna nudes. She claims to be anti sex work but has also made posts talking about selling fat fetish content under the guise of it being art.

No. 891684

ugh she already has rotting teeth so we won’t know from that whether she’s doing meth

No. 891686

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cuz yea skinny fingers make you thin tuna

No. 891689

>>891686
Tweak tweak. I hope she posts some super cool videos kek

No. 891690

>>891652
I don't shop at Rite-Aid so can someone tell me why there's a blue, worn down Rite-Aid sticker on that loreal Lumi highlight? Was it a tester and this is confirmed proof these hauls are 100% stolen now?

No. 891691

>>891690
i didn't even know they had rite-aid still since walgreens bought them out? but it looks like a clearance bin sticker to me.

No. 891692

damn tuna is hitting the pipe hard lol

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No. 891699

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No. 891701

>>891691
walgreens bought duane reade out a long time ago but they're still called duane reade. i think it's the same for rite aid.

No. 891702

>>891699
The needle bit her

No. 891703

>>891699
>long skinny fingers
Meanwhile the rest of the arm is fat

No. 891705

>>891697
>literally straining, turning her head upwards, and bending backwards to make her neck look "thin" and concave
>i know i've lost weight

No. 891706

>>891701
There's a Rite Aid right around the corner from my house.

>>891690
The tag looks torn off where the security tag metallic part should be.

No. 891710

>>891702
literally no junkie in the history of iv drug use has ever injected into their knuckles, christ. (inb4 UHHH not everyone is a needle expert!!!)

that is a super common area for meth heads to start picking at "the bugs under their skin", however.

No. 891712

>>891710
i think they were just kidding

No. 891713

>>891712
ayrt – yeah you're probably right. just have cPTSD from too many past nonnys thinking every bruise and scrape she has is a track mark

No. 891721

>>891697
She's out of her fucking mind. The way she's clenching to make her tendons show like that lmfao. And why does her jawline look so bulbous?
>>891699
Her fingers deadass spooked me at first and i thought it was a farmer photoshopping to be funny. Her arm is so manly and jolting compared to her hand.
She's off her damn rocker

No. 891725

>>891697

i can't believe she thinks 4 days makes a difference holy shit this is next level.

No. 891728

>>891658
It's a nice change from her usual asskissing.
>>891697
>hashtag tw ed
I am deceased.

No. 891729

>>891725
tbh at her size/four days of crack fasting she'd lose a lot of water weight

No. 891732

>>891725
It probably feels like a lot when you weigh 250+ pounds.

No. 891735

>>891545
The more I see from Tuna, the more I actually think she is retarded (and not just from being on benzos or dope constantly). Yes, I know people use short and snappy captions/titles, but she always writes like she's mentally incapacitated. What cemented it for me was that "I wanna do big things" video from college. That wasn't just general anxiety and being camera shy, she seems like she actually has some mental impairment.

No. 891736

>>891573
Lol people thought her life would improve? Never known anyone who was like “man mike has been doing great since he started smoking meth”.

No. 891737

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>>891697
People who actually want to have an eating disorder blow my fucking mind, the ruin your life and do irreparable damage to your body. It’s not like this fat retard has anything to do with her days like work or study, she has hours upon hours of free time to exercise if she really wants to stop being a village crushing hamplanet but I guess working out is not as uwu as anorexia. Regardless, the way she’s built won’t ever allow her to be to dainty little bbydoll of her dreams, she’s destined to forever be picrel

No. 891738

>>891737
Incapacitated and Emancipated
>>891735
It's what living online does to people like Tuna. Constantly seeking attention from strangers, whether negative or positive.

No. 891739

>>891654
>this was all bought for me
Yeah, right… She always gets so defensive when she's told she gets a million beauty products that she doesn't need.

No. 891740

>>891697
The fucking hash tags lmao this fat bitch is delusional. Excited for methy Luna saga though

No. 891741

>>891652
None of those products are going to help when she starts picking at her face from all the meth. Would she rather be a fat bitch with a skincare routine or a skinny bitch with scabs all over her face. Maybe she should start checking out Taylor's threads so she can get an idea of what her face is going to look like.

No. 891742


No. 891743

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>>891737
>using fetish art to own tuna
Wew nonna…

No. 891746

>>891743
She really should embrace the giantess thing, I’m sure it would be more profitable than whatever her current attempted grift is. It’s unreasonably hilarious to me

No. 891748

>>891735
I believe this too. Blogpost but I knew a girl who looked totally normal and everyone wondered why she’d made the same mistakes over and over and always ended up in bad situations (physical fights, getting mugged, getting sectioned) or making the same terrible choices again and again (drinking too much and ending up passed out in a public place, going on dates with known sex offenders). Anyway it turned out she just had an intellectual delay which meant she was bright enough to be in mainstream school and by all appearances seemed normal, but stupid enough to make such dumb decisions and literally never learn from her own mistakes. Tuna really reminds me of that girl.

No. 891751

>>891739
she also says this in response as if she had no choice in what was purchased for her…? like if someone is actually buying this shit for her couldn’t she just say “instead of skincare i’d prefer a sketchbook and a marker set”?

No. 891753

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>>891735
I second that. Could even be a side effect of whatever drug her mom used during pregnancy, or maybe even FAS? Tinfoil ig but picrel fits her to a T.

No. 891754

>>891753
Nonnas diagnosing every lolcow with FAS shows how young, dumb and lacking in life experience most people on this site are.
Luna has no illnesses other than the ones she gave herself through years of hard drug abuse and general mental fucked upped-ness that comes from both your parents being lifelong heroin junkies.
Luna started doing H pretty much immediately after finishing HS and prior to that smoked loads of weed and did bars as a teen (hence the mentoring video).
She's been abusing downers on a daily basis for over a decade and you expect her to be curious, open-minded and interested in learning, lmao.

Her brain is undeniably, completely fried at this point but it's not due to FAS or learning disabilities you retards.

No. 891756

>>891754
Don’t people with FAS have very specific facial features too? I’m no expert but Tuna doesn’t look like anyone I’ve ever seen who has it. She’s just a garden variety drug addled tard. Anyone who fries themselves with as much substances as she did while their brain is still developing is going to end up a sped

No. 891760

>>891756
She doesn't have FAS. Anons are just reaching. Drugs like opiates don't fRy your brain either. Stop buying into every anti-drug lie and do some research.

She's certainly not using meth or coke in the pictures she posted. Her pupils would be huge and they're just normal. I second the anon that said gabapentin. I also don't believe she hasn't eaten in 4 days. She's probably not counting the desserts/ice cream.
She's really forgotten about looking for a job, but I guess who needs one when your dad is an eViL overlord.

No. 891762

>>891654
I was shook that Fakeboi actually called Luna out here, she usually just kisses her arse

No. 891763

>>891760
While opiates don't have any negative impact on the human body or mind and don't literally fry the brain, the lifestyle of a typical junkie absolutely does. Most long-term junkies wind up with seriously arrested development. When your life revolves around sitting around and getting high all day everyday with 0 intellectual stimulation and barely any movement, you're bound to become fat and retarded, which is why there's no reason to reach for any retarded diagnoses.

Luna is a typical junkie who acts like a typical junkie, it's really not that deep.

No. 891766

>>891748
I completely, agree. Sage for sperg but A LOT of people with disabilities seemed to "slip through the net" back then (well at least they did in my country). The education system wasn't A. Equipped to deal with it, and/or B. Weren't fully educated and just assumed these people weren't as bright as other kids. There was a guy who I grew up with who seemed very outwardly "slow" but who stayed in regular classes all throughout his school years and never received any extra help but years later as an adult he ended up with a carer because he has a mental delay. Could have happened with our Tuna.

No. 891772

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fakeboi is such a bitch kek

No. 891776

>>891697
To be honest, she does look skinnier here. I don’t know if it’s editing or angles or if it’s real, but she looks like less of a lumpy monster. The neck shit is weird, and she angled it so her arms aren’t visible, but even still

No. 891778

>>891776
Luna is just very good with angles that makes her look ten time smaller + filters.

No. 891779

>>891776
angles… love to see her from a below angle or front on…. remember like a year ago when she posted a picture in front of a car and you could see how really lorge she was. shes also admitted everytime she loses like 5 pounds she gains it back immediately, because any "weight loss" she experiences is probably after her taking a dump.

No. 891781

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>>891776
>>891779
tuna angles vs candids (from november last year)…. we haven't had a candid like this in awhile, i wonder if something happened between her and rlyblonde?

No. 891782

>>891754
Except nobody even mentioned about Fetal Alcohol Syndrome? You understand that’s not a synonym for “intellectual disability” right..?

No. 891786

>>891776
I think we should all support this narrative so she gets cocky and posts another video looking like a bowling pin like last time kek

No. 891789

>>891786
Pls anons, she looks like she's wearing a stuffed diaper.
Ayrt is right, she looks 10lbs lighter!
>>891754
I miss FAS-chans and 32 inch waist chans, makes me nostalgic since they can't fathom Tuna just being your typical junkie with a sedentary lifestyle. No, no, Tuna is dumb and ugly because of some deformity someone else gave her kek.

No. 891792

>>891754
Lmao no need to get so pressed, if people speculating or having differing opinions to yours makes you this mad then maybe this isn’t the place for you

No. 891793

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our skinny ana queen

No. 891794

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look at how unnatural and severely uncomfortable this pose looks. she hasn't lost weight, she has endless free time to spend figuring out the best way to contort herself and angle her pics so she looks thinner than she is

No. 891795

>>891793

Woof. Her main issue is she had no muscle tone from her lifestyle of laying around all day getting high. This is WITH filters too face and some slimming. There was a great candid shot I remember seeing where she is at least 220+ She did not loose all that weight this quickly.

No. 891796

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i love her concern about Lurch followed immediately by selfies

No. 891797

>>891793
>>891794
Wannarexics are so fucking embarrassing. The walls and door are looking a little wavy too kek.

No. 891800

>>891793
Is this bitch holding her fupa up and trying to make it look sexy

No. 891801

>>891796
What does “giving up” look like when you have no dependents, no job, no hobbies, and no responsibilities? How does one know the difference between Luna Trying and Luna Given Up?

No. 891802

>>891796
Does meth use cause seizures?

No. 891803

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>>891802
google says this

No. 891804

>>891793
she thinks shes lost weight because she tucked her slimming black tank underneath her pancake tits to create the illusion of a shape

No. 891805

I know she's a terrible narrator but Tuna has mentioned Lurch having seizures for years. Even if that's not entirely true, I feel like we're being too optimistic about the potential meth saga. The only proof we have is Tuna claiming to be manic and cRaZy and Lurch posting some weird boomer shit. We should wait for more concrete shit before we all jump to the tweaker saga conclusion.

No. 891806

>>891796
why would your bf having a seizure warrant “giving up”? he’s had them before, it doesn’t seem to affect him too badly. and what is she even giving up? she does nothing.

No. 891807

>>891766
Being really fucking stupid and impulsive, sheltered from consequences, and self-absorbed isn’t necessarily a mental disability though. This plays right into Tuna’s “im sick, everything is too hard for me” hand. If she were as I’ll as nonnies are postulating today that would make 100% of nepotism babies certifiable. She’s just stubborn and lazy.

No. 891808

>>891794
lol. What happened to her ass below her left hand?

No. 891811

>>891803
Matt had a methzure

No. 891813

>>891796
>>891697
I can't get over how identical people with BPD are. I'm convinced every BPD is a carbon copy of Luna because we all know a fat alt girl with anorexia and a shit boyfriend who just spends all day posting weird model shots on social media that absolutely nobody asked for. It's fucking weird. How does this happen?

No. 891814

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so they have a storage unit!? this makes no sense, wouldn't she be able to just pick them up? she's so lazy, dad must buy her new clothes!! he can't just take her to the storage unit that'd be so aboosive and ebil! maybe that's their last ditch plan to live somewhere, so they dont wanna seem too sus early on?

No. 891816

>>891814
need clothes so badly but just was 'gifted' well over $150 in drug store skin care products

No. 891817

>>891814
she refers to herself six times……

No. 891818

>>891814
Imagine being almost 30 years old and relying on your dad for new clothes kek

No. 891819

>>891814
Imagine the smell of the boxes of unwashed clothes in that unit.

No. 891821

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>>891818
Papa Tuna would be so based if he lied just to get Tuna into some interview clothes.

No. 891824

>>891814
No mention of the massive 4 days weight loss that calls for new clothes. Color me shocked.

No. 891825

>>891824
after reading the first 3 words I was sure it was going to be that. lol

No. 891827

>>891814
do a fucking load of laundry, you stank bitch

No. 891828

>>891814
hmmmm i thought she wasn't in contact with either of her parents lmao yet another lie of Tuna's. she's probably been daily contacting them to buy her shit.

No. 891829

>>891802
>>891803
>>891805
Sleep deprivation can also cause seizures, and he went at least 4 days without sleeping while tweaked out. God, he's such a fucking loser.

No. 891833

>>891793
why does she looks like Lurch here lol

No. 891834

Lurch gets (or got) a bunch of xanax rx’d every month, benzos very possibly are at play in the reported seizure activity.
With how much Luna takes I’m surprised she didn’t seize at inpatient. Maybe she just wasn’t there long enough.

No. 891837

>>891834
His use of benzos is the most likely cause of the seizures imo. I’ve never been inpatient or an addict so this might be a dumb question, but if Luna was honest about the insane quantity of Xanax she takes is it possible they kept her dosed to keep her out of withdrawal?

No. 891838

>>891796
so weird that an anon mentioned lurch and her lying about him having seizures just a few days ago, she gets out of the loony bin and gets back on the internet, and now lurch is having seizures again. SO WEIRD.

No. 891840

>>891796
Good grief that gunt

No. 891841

>>891837
No, it's a hospital and the best place for someone to kick benzoe. Plus Tuba ran out of benzos a while ago which is why she bitched about not having sleeping pills.

No. 891843

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No. 891845

>>891843
She needs to eat a sandwich. She's nothing but skin an bones! /sarcasm

No. 891847

>>891841
he still has an xanax script but i'm pretty sure they sell it.

No. 891848

>>891833
Because tuba has been around him so long she's now getting her own receding hairline, kek.

No. 891849

>>891848
She’s always had a fivehead, it was just concealed by her bangs

No. 891852

>>891843
I don’t understand her body type at all.

No. 891853

>>891852
Bowling pin, some slight semblance of curves on the top and bottom but it's looks sloppy and uneven, plus at the top she has a tiny ass head on her she hulk body.

So in conclusion, tuna is a bowling pin.

No. 891854

>>891814
She's gonna go shopping after losing some (water) weight and once she gains it back and then some in a week or so she's gonna have another breakdown about how fat she is because her clothes won't fit

No. 891856

>>891852
She was naturally blessed with the genes to have an hourglass but it’s been shot to hell via losing and gaining weight rapidly + never having a job in her life + sitting on her bed playing ACNH

No. 891857

>>891856
sitting on her mother's bed, mind you…they made mom sleep on the couch

No. 891858

>>891814
She'd rather buy new clothes than wash her old ones, even with a washing machine in the airbnb house.

No. 891859

>>891801
Luna Trying: blogpost full of lies and exaggerations, manic tone, EVERYTHING IS COMING UP LUNA
Luna Giving Up: recycled shitty art of sadgirl with lots of text about how sad she is and an angel telling her to sudoku or something, idk. They all blur into one after a while.

No. 891862

>>891843
That massive fupa and the unnatural awkward pose is fucking sending me, her narcissism cracks me the fuck up. Never change, Tuna

No. 891869

>>891843
Do we know what the prison tattoo looking mark on her upper thigh is? I've wondered for a while

No. 891871

>>891869
looks like a stick n poke that says "try"

No. 891874

>>891843
it's amazing how even doing a million poses she always ends up looking like a dead body about to act in Weekend at Bernie's. I bet anything she thinks that space between her legs (which are properly posed) is the equivalent of a thigh gap.

No. 891882

>>891871
It appeared around a time she was really pushing the “I’m starving myself bby” ana queen bullshit while secretly scarfing cakes and never learning to cook at Roger’s house. I always assumed it was about “trying” to lose her Haiti thighs, not trying to succeed in life or develop life skills or anything.

No. 891906

>>891871 I think it might actually say "FAT" tho I could be confusing that with the time she carved it into her skin.

No. 891910

>>891906
Oh I totally see "FAT" now that you say it, I think you're right.

No. 891913

>>891910
she is fat but this anon is right >>891882 it says TRY

No. 891919

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lurch blowing up on twitter about some baseball domestic violence thing? i have no clue i just think its funny mans doing numbers.

No. 891924

>>891754
you said it yourself though, her parents were lifelong junkies. i doubt her mother had the willpower to stop using substances while pregnant, most junkies don't.

but you're right, here i am speculating an ex-tumblr girl on a livestock farming forum for femcels

No. 891925

>>891924
Just let it go. It's annoying to speculate on because every single cow receives an FAS armchair diagnosis from a farmer who's seen exactly one image of a kid with FAS at some point. Tuna's just dumb and fried. It's not that deep.

No. 891926

File: 1663281052547.jpg (191.23 KB, 1080x2044, Screenshot_20220915-153019_Tum…)

Sorry for the awful crop but apparently Tuna likes cringe fanfiction

No. 891931

>>891926
this is hilarious.

No. 891935

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I doubt Lurch pays any attention to her when she's not propping him up for photos lol

No. 891937

>>891935
luna holding lurches cold nodded out hand while he lays comatose on the bed is one of the funniest fucking images i've ever seen. also why did she spam a ton of eminem pics earlier, she probably think lurch looks like him kek.

No. 891938

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>>891935
CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE

No. 891939

>>891938
CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE!!!! TASTE LIKE CRAB!! TALK LIKE PEOPLE!!

No. 891942

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>>891938
>>891939
The way I audibly snort-cackled at this, topkek nonas
>>891935
Gifrel

No. 891943

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No. 891944

>>891943
Fakeboi must be getting fed up with Tunanator senpai not noticing her so she’s getting her bitch on, I hope Tuna has a sperg about this

No. 891952

>>891926
foot fetishist x junkie draco simp
a match made in heaven

No. 891954

I like how Luna's been pretending to be uwu anachan for 8 years but all she's gotten is MORE HUMONGOUS lmao.

No. 891963

>>891957
Leave, scrote.

No. 891991

>>891635
Nonna plz I beg of you, I am not allowed to laugh this hard, my stitches might bust.

No. 891995

>>891935
Any excuse to post that tattoo kek she's so one dimensional

No. 892000

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>>891991
Sage for no contribution and also ntayrt but I’m sorry about your stitches, feel better soon, nona!

No. 892006

>>891266
Fuck, he was (c)rap-chan all along.
>>891650
I speed-lurked all threads of hers the last few days, and this video and the part where he dry humps her, are the most bizarre thing I've ever seen on lc. And then she wonders why she only found clients that were out for humiliation porn, when every single piece she posted was cringe af. But they came probably from KF anyway. Also, I hate you "worse" Anon, kek.
>>891654
fakeboi knows shit about skincare. Soap destroys the skin barrier. She sounds like she wants to be Luna's mom. Men are not the pinnacle of personal care, fakeboi!
>>891658
>>891762
Yeah, I can excuse scamming but I draw the line at skincare.
>>891753
This reads more like a FB share than an actual medically valid list of "16" signs.
>>891935
She is holding his hand so he can't type away on Twatter.
>>891943
Wow, faky, are you on detox/withdrawal? So bitchy.

No. 892007

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>>890360 sage for no milk but how did i not connect the dots that fakeboi is a radfem until just now kek

No. 892011

>>892007
Because she's extremely inconsistent with it. Sex work is bad but the fat fetish "art" (porn) she's made is ok. Abusing women is bad but her obsession with movies and art depicting violence against women is fine and content like that should be allowed to exist. The slaughtered vomit dolls series is her favorite movie series despite that it's poorly made fetish porn resulting from real life abuse against a 19 year old, but it's ok because it's "artistic". She's a fucking idiot even outside of her obsession with Tuna. Sorry for the sperg but but I wish she would be permabanned from the internet as a whole.

No. 892012

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ebil dad isn't ebil right now it seems

No. 892013

>>892012
Evil Dad looks pretty decent tbh

No. 892014

>>892013
He's being filtered just like Tuna.

No. 892015

>>892013
Right? He looks like… super normal n nice? Wtf?

No. 892016

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>been drinking coke cans 1 a day for my stomach
>fat water
fakebois replies lately have been kekworthy, shes my new favorite since lurch has gone quiet again

No. 892017

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No. 892018

>>892016
Anyone get a screenshot of the poetry she posted of her “dainty” hands?

No. 892019

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>>892018
yes, did she delete it already?

No. 892020

>>892019
Yup, already deleted off her IG

No. 892021

>>892019
Bitch you never even filled out housing papers kek what a retard, should've added rejected job applications to the poem while she was at it

No. 892022

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>>892012
I wonder who spotter3 chick is. She has an extremely normal profile and has never commented on tunas shit before. I can't help but tinfoil that it's some sort of relative. A half sister from her dad or something.

No. 892024

>>892016
>Matthew drinks ensure
Lol

No. 892027

MaH dAiNtY cRaB hAnDs

No. 892028

>>892013
>>892015
I got a small flashback to dante thirst from alys thread

No. 892034

>>892019
It was pretty obvious anyway but no wonder evil abusive dad is suddenly looking good and worth a show.
>>892028
I miss Aly's threads so much. She was one of my favorite cows.

No. 892035

Wasn't her dad dying? Well death looks good on him, I guess. On another note, can we get Lurch back? His twitter is unreal and amazing.

No. 892040

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Kek, theyre definitely getting married for real this time guys!! It's not like the other 1000 times she said they were going to!!

>>892035
Unless he's posted and deleted something, he's only posted once in the last week. Guessing she saw his tweets and flipped out on him in private.

No. 892041

>>892040
Tinfoil but if they do ever get married it will only be because the hideous statue thinks it will help him financially, there’s literally no other incentive

No. 892042

>>892019
Fucking kek, her “poetry” never fails to send me into orbit. As if anything about her has ever been dainty, she’s a gargantuan waddling she-hulk

No. 892043

>>892040
God I fucking hope not

No. 892045

>>892043
Tuna in a shein 9 dollar cheap cheap wedding dress? Chief in his piss stain kaki pants and a tie? I’m all in for that milk

No. 892048

>>892045
honestly I can see them getting married in their pajamas a la Courtney and Kurt kek

No. 892050

>>892019
>dainty
It really be an aesthetic

No. 892052

>>892050
Sshhhiittttt the only thing thats thin and dainty on her is the enamel on her teeth.

No. 892053

>>892016
i can't stop kekking tw ed pro ana a girl of Tunas stature posting about eating potato chips and drinking a can of coke a day roflmfao

No. 892054

>>890926
Not if you have basic human hygiene. It’s extremely high in sugar. You’re supposed to drink a cup of water to wash it all down and then drink another to help get the sugar off your teeth. You should always be taking supplements with methadone (like the branded vitadone, add a little glutamine supplement, fiber and probiotics, and drink lots and lots of water)

I’ve been on methadone for years and aside from not getting my wisdom teeth pulled and letting them grow in and the pressure causing them to crack my teeth are In good shape.

No. 892055

>>892040
Oh that's definitely because of the tweets too.

>Listen babe, I may have bought feet pics from a twitterbot but I only love you, we will be married so soon trust me!

No. 892056

File: 1663584691406.png (1.47 MB, 1237x928, 1663539032053.png)

Not milk per-se but I wanted to post this funny edit someone shared on CC when we were down.
Lurch memes are best memes.

No. 892057

>>892016
Fucking Coke really? I bet it's not even zero sugar or diet. Does this bitch ever drink water?

No. 892059

>>892057
The cheapest skincare ever and she cant bother with h20 even though true anachans would consume it the most.
Shes so dumb

No. 892061

>>892016
Drinking coke for your stomach?? That makes absolutely no sense to me. Also kek that lurch drinks ensures, based on his height and weight that he loves to tell everyone apropos of nothing, he's a certified fatty

No. 892062

>>892016
Never fails to make me kek when fatties seem to think a few weeks of ~soft anorexia~ will fix their weight. I guess exercising all your calories away isn't as romantic and dainty as "starving" yourself. even if she felt guilty for eating chips why not just throw up instead of making a stupid post for attention like at least try to pretend you have an actual eating disorder convincingly ffs.

No. 892064

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No. 892065

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No. 892066

>>892056
What is cc

No. 892067

>>892064
>>892065
holy shit. can't wait to see the barney cosplay

No. 892068

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>>892062 but haven't you seen her post her Russell's sign??? >>891699
And the aesthetic appreciation posts?!

No. 892069

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>>892067
She's fulfilling the Grimace jokes

No. 892070

>>89206
$65 for a jacket with no buttons or a zipper is a great "winter coat" in NY….

No. 892071

>>892065
of course she had to show the 65 dollar price tag too. really? a 65 dollar jacket that won't even keep her warm in the winter?

No. 892072

>>892071
It doesn’t matter, tuna doesn’t need to leave the squat she will be in for work or anything really. She has no concept of quality just quantity.

No. 892073

>>892065
Am I crazy or doesn’t she already have an obnoxious puffy coat like this? It might not be the same color but I swear she used to wear a trashy coat like this one out to the gas station and act like she was God’s gift to fashion

No. 892074

>>892073
But that one is dIrTY and in sToRAgE!!!!!+!++

No. 892075

>>892056
At least post the context kek. An anon made a character (Chieftain Crack Eagle) who used hard drugs to channel the sanic totem and get in contact with spiritual ancestor, Chieftan Big Areola, to find her way back to the Lolcow Farm homeland

No. 892076

>>892073
I thought she had a gray one.

No. 892077

>>892065
Luna already has a purple fur coat

No. 892078

>>892075
>>892056
top fucking kek i wish i had seen this in the bunkers…. didn't think any other lurch stans were there. we really need to pray the chieftan makes his return soon, i miss his tweets so much. my favorite was when he doxxed his mother.

No. 892079


No. 892080

>>892066
Crystal Cafe the other image board farmes latched to while the farms was down

No. 892081

>>892079
Thanks for the correction. I don't think that has a liner like the new one right?

No. 892082

>>892076

All of Luna's clothes are grey eventually

No. 892083

>>892040
if they do go through with it (he absolutely wont) she truly doesn’t understand how fucked she will be. not that that’s news or anything but every day this fee fi fo fum lookin bitch amazes me a little bit more

No. 892084

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>>892079
She has a black one too

No. 892085

>>892069
Fuck I love the dimensional merge now

No. 892087

>>892040
Why is she, and everyone (except the cats) involved in her life so fucking stupid??

Hey Matt, I saw on lc that you liked other women's posts and feet.
Yes, babe, it was just, I asked them what would be the most beautiful wedding gift for you. Everyone telling you otherwise can sit on my middle finger and spin.

No. 892089

>>892056
You just know what is waiting behind that crotch cloth.

>>892061
I'm German, we got Cola and salted sticks (like bretzels but in stick form) when we had diarrhoea or tum ache. But usually you would see the doc, when it won't go away after a day or two.

>>892064
>>892065
It already looks raggedy, just by entering her place.

>>892070
I can see, at least, one button.

No. 892090

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>>892075
>>892056
from /ot/ but it belongs here. all hail chieftan big areola.

No. 892092

>>892080
I wish I would have known. Ty.

No. 892093

>>892090
Oh gfd… this is a masterpiece

No. 892094

>>892089
It’s not that it looks raggedy, yet, although I’m sure it will. The difference is that she took a picture in the store of a size 5 and made sure to get the price in the pic. The coat she purchased (which is at least 3x the size, but we wouldn’t know because the size is intentionally obscured) is what is making it look like a frumpy grimace mess, as will she, inevitably.

No. 892095

>>892094
lmaoo youre right. The store pic is a size S, the one at home has to be at least an L

No. 892102

File: 1663618777231.jpeg (275.05 KB, 828x1054, F9FC2295-007B-45E5-B3A1-E211AA…)

sounds like a great idea for a junkie

No. 892103

>>892071
I can only think showing the small size was the point, because $65 for a new coat is just proof it’s fast fashion polyester trash. Nobody would flex that.

No. 892104

>>892102
KEK this is so funny. I cant' wait for k addiction arc

No. 892107

Is using ketamine the same as heroin? I'm sheltered idk how drugs work. I feel like you wouldn't use heroin in a hospital so ketamine seems weird

No. 892108

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No. 892109

>>892107
ketamine is literally meant to be used in a medical setting, its a horse tranquilizer. i think they give it to humans in small doses therapeutically, pretty sure its a nasal spray. its really not that strange to be used, but i don't think luna needs it kek. she just thinks it will get her high. they give fentanyl to people in hospitals too, my mom had it for surgery last year.

No. 892110

>>892107
They do use heroin in hospital. Are you retarded?

No. 892114

>>892107
ket is not as addictive as heroine and is a common party drug (in the uk, anyway). sometimes you can be prescribed ket for pain relief in hospitals, though it's rare, usually after other painkillers have been tried without success.

also, most drug 'retreats' require you to eat a specific diet for months before, and are usually hippy-dippy, spiritual awakening type events. defo not the scene for an addict and there's no chance it will help Luna in any way mentally

No. 892116

>>892109
There are definitely legitimate psychiatric uses for ketamine but that page calling it a “powerful psychedelic experience” is a red flag. Strange way to advertise for ketamine treatments which, if used properly, just feel kind of nice and don’t get you crazy high.

No. 892117

>>892114
don’t forget k-holes that can happen when you take too much and completely disassociate!

No. 892118

>>892017
For once the stalking dumbass is right.

>>892040
Sure, Tuna. It's totally for real this time and not like those other for real times.

>>892065
Her lard ass is gonna look like the McNuggies meme in this kek

No. 892119

She posted a new poem on her tumblr, copy and pasting it so I dont spam

I. 18 years old, I sold my soul
bound by twine to mattresses adorned by thorns
the pains became the norm, bloodstained sheets and open wounds
looking for my ribs, I’ll sacrifice one for you
I’ll do it all for you, us, you, I do

II. psychologicol torture, a room which longs for sunlight
institutionalization reminds you how beautiful the sky is
even if you AMA and it’s pouring rain when you finally escape the cold hospital walls, nurses who look down upon you, confidently
begging a security guard for a Marlboro while I wait for a medicaid cab
free, yet such is still imprisoned
most popular bitch at the hospital, at least four strangers proposed
but I said no, I said no, god just leave me alone

III. let me Rest In Peace.

IV. suicide pacts are like child’s play
I’m losing it, post-pandemic depression, no psychiatric attention, no openings for someone standing on the edge of a skyscraper ready to take a dive
wake up from every OD wondering how the fuck am I alive?
I just keep coming back
inside me the demons I lack.

V. I feel everything now, so overwhelming, overemotional
as if I’m taking on all of the world’s sins and stacking them on my back
each piercing me with a sword all the way clean through
I’ll take a dollar store butcher knife, stab myself, dedicate the scar to you
baby, where are the cherubs?

VI. hims says thy be lost
their lil wings fluttering, cheeks flushed, hidden somewhere amongst the waste
my body won’t stop begging for just one more taste
(and another, and another…)

VII. haunted by a ghost called insomnia
the comfort has come to a close, I hear the whispers, the bets
I’m gonna lose
my life a reality show for the likes of you
I can’t sleep in this goddamn hospital bed
these 26 years feel like a complicated ruse.

VIII. you ever wanna go home when you know that home does not exist in your world anymore?
the drug fueled demon inside me
couldn’t even be tamed by an exorcist, fuckin’ possessed.

IX. handcuff me to the bed
it’s okay I’m already dead
dead to the world, that is
let me rest, please - I’m ready to die
just please don’t forget to shut my eyes

X. hold me till we’re both cold as ice
we really put up a fight, didn’t we? we were supposed to be strong
it’s okay, we can laugh until our hearts stop beating
I love you x infinite, it bears repeating

XI. we’re forever woven in time
together, always and eternally, you’re mine
yours truly, baby cat
I love you, I do, the
moment I set my eyes on you
I knew
I was yours.

xxxx

(I changed my mind, please don’t let me die, I’m scared)

No. 892120

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girl, you're just on meth
>>892119
>18 years old sold my soul
is this acknowledging lurch grooming her, or just a "i'm sooo sooper speshul becuz muh addiction" statement. i really don't understand why she thinks being an addict makes her artistic or cool or something, it just makes her stupid. most people with addictions want to get better, not worse.

No. 892121

>>892119
I thought this was the AI again

No. 892123

>>892122
cringe

No. 892125

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No. 892126

>>892122
there's still time to delete this

No. 892127

>>892125
>what do I even look like
We've been trying to figure that out for years, Tuna.

No. 892128

>>892122
Are you this unfunny when you’re sober, too? Seriously embarrassed for you.

No. 892129

>>892125
>frozen stiff, holding breath
How has she made every selfie look so forced?

No. 892132

>>892125
The way she holds/hide her fat with her hands in every photos cracks me up every time.

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No. 892135

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> conceded
Our poor emancipated queen needs a sandwich, the lack of nutrition is affecting her.

No. 892136

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>>892119
I don’t consider posting a screenshot spamming, so here it is to avoid >>892121
>>892123
>>892126
>>892128
What happened?

No. 892137

>>892135
they probably think she’s retarded and are joking about it with their friends after

No. 892139

>>892125
The poor underwear being devoured by her giant moose pussy

No. 892140

>>892135
kek, she'd have to leave the house for any of this to be even remotely plausible

No. 892145

>>892135
sometimes I like to compliment ugly or fat girls to try to make them feel better, too

No. 892146

>>892135
She's so fucking funny. Drooling at the opportunity to get her number? Tuna, please, my sides. Theyre seemingly crawling over each other to get to her on the streets yet she has to constatly beg for validation online? The "insomnia" is getting to her.

No. 892147

>>892146
I can explain this phenomenon: bottom tier humans will flock to unattractive slobs like Tuna because they scream EASY LAY just by looking at them. Seen it too many times in the city. She's just stroking her own ego, and pretending she's not for the asspats.

No. 892148

>>892135
what is the point of this? if so many people are apparently drooling over you irl, why do you need the internet to, too? she just wants someone to tell her she’s not the size and shape of Grimace and dressed exactly like him, but don’t people already do that constantly? what about your fiancé, Tuna?

No. 892150

>>892136
like how she compares herself to jesus christ and says she's carrying the world's sins on her back. sure luna you're the world's victim you directly have the worst life in the world and are carrying the heaviest load on your back that you definitely didn't have a hand in putting there

No. 892151

>>892134
i’ll take things that never happened for $1000 alex.

No. 892153

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No. 892154

>>892135
The sephora girl encounter sounds either like loss protection or someone trying to run a con on her

No. 892156

>>892154
she begged her for a hug kek. check your pockets tuna

No. 892159

>>892136
haven't refreshed my page yet so enjoy the deleted comment and uh…rap

>i honestly don't know if this is allowed on lolcow, but she's really living out her eminem fantasy here, and im drunk, so heres my dramatic reading/rapping of this poem in an eminem style. i will take a ban if this is not allowed.

https://voca.ro/1b86pcM2Tm25

No. 892162

>>892156
Everyone dumb enough to stick their fingers in Tuna's pockets will get stung by a random needle that she left there.
>>892159
I get the reasoning behind that statement, I was thinking about Body Count's "Winner loses" reading that. Haven't clicked the link, though. It's too early in the morning to have a cringe attack.

No. 892164

>>892159
Thanks, Nona.
>>892162
I couldn’t make it past 7 seconds but I’m glad I asked.

No. 892165

>>892150
Luna genuinely has an easier life than many of the 20-somethings I know, who really don’t have parents in the picture for whatever reason, who not only pay for their own clothes and phone (unlike our gorl) but also rent, food, medical expenses, transportation. again, all unlike our gorl. it’s baffling that she really can’t see how good she has it, even in the throes of her uwu sadgrl bbygrl angelbby addiction that she literally wished upon herself.

I hate this crusty retard and I wish they’d run out of narcan.

No. 892169

>>892159
dear nonny this made my day thank you

No. 892170

>>892159
Thank you nonna because I didn't want to read her poem and I love when nonnies make the thread more interesting ily

No. 892174

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>>892078
>>892056
I just wanted to check in on our gorl and the chief, all of the husbando posts made me want to touch grass. Cheers to those of you who were able to enjoy the bunker visit tho!

>>892109
>>892114
>>892116
The area I live in has at least a few ketamine clinics ranging from spirituality based to therapy focused.
I've heard it's up to $2000 for an initial consultation and anywhere from $300-$900 per session using nasal spray or IV therapy, all out of pocket even with insurance afaik.
All you have to do is walk in and pay though basically, I wonder if she's trying to talk evil dad into paying for one of the expensive centers if they have them in her area.

No. 892175

>>892065
WannaLuna actually took a pic of the coat on the rack in a small and brought up the not-cheap price just to direct everyone’s attention to the size on the tag. As if she’s going to stuff herself into a small anything, oversized or not.
>>892064 Conveniently, the pic in the closet at home has the tag with size still attached but flipped backwards. She isn’t ”modeling” it like all her other hauls. Maybe it’s a goal size coat, in which case we’ll never see it again.

No. 892177

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>>892159
i'm cackling so hard, thank you nona for making my day better

No. 892178

>>892125
Maybe stop sucking in like a fucking retard. I'll never forget how her stomach bounced when she stopped sucking in. Wah wah body dysmorphia no shit you don't know what you look like when you catch a glimpse at yourself suddenly versus your sucked in corpse like posing.
>>892135
What makes her think these people aren't similar to reddit men that just got off on the fact that she's ugly and desperate for attention. It's very noticeable kek. Strangers compliments don't matter since she's much uglier with her personality and lifestyle in mind.

No. 892180

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>>892177
>>892170
>>892169
to my adoring fans, thank you. i'll be the first to admit i got a little too drunk last night.

No. 892181

>>892159
nona you are literally the funniest person on this website. i love you. the thread has peaked with this

No. 892185

>>892180
You wild bitch, I love you.

No. 892186

>>892180
Not one of your original fans but how you’re handling the light roasting has converted me. Blessings, Nona.

No. 892188

>>892159
nonna you have made my fucking year holy shit.

No. 892190

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>>892159
KEK be my friend Nonushka this is pure unadulterated comedy

No. 892191

>>892165
It's not really baffling that she can't see it because she's a spoiled bratt whose parents, especially her dad, have enabled her her entire life. Even when he's not don't it the state is because she gets food stamps, medicaid, lawyers to help her squat, and even offers of help and a new apartment from the very people she was trying to screw over. Of course she doesn't see it because for her it's normal and expected and she's never faced not having things handed to her and likely never will.

But yes she leads a very cushy life and I roll my eyes hard at people who say her life isn't that great. I don't know if they're just incredibly privileged in the actual sense of the word, but Luna drinking her own piss and putting her ugly nudes online doesn't negate the fact that she gets for free what many people struggle daily to maintain and who would kill to get what she gets.

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>>892175
the coat has made an appearance

No. 892198

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ahh yes, we know this drug treatment will be very helpful for our dear tunafish. also you know this text is from her dad.

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>>892159
Anon, you made my day with this. Bless your heart. I'm totally vibin to this kek

No. 892200

>>892197
the frumpy coat makes her body even more disproportionately large compared to her head.

No. 892201

>>892198
Just what she needs…more drugs!

No. 892202

>>892180
anon who reposted your rap here, 10/10 turnaround there nonnie. was a privilege to watch you rise from cringe to glory like a phoenix from the ashes

No. 892204

>>892197
Now I'm even more certain that she absolutely has a purple fluffy coat already. Some of you keep track of her clothes like hawks tracking a mouse, when was the last time she wore it?

No. 892205

>>892197
She’s finally accepted her uncanny resemblance to Grimace

No. 892208

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>>892204
She does. This isn't the exact one but it's like this

No. 892209

>>892204
she posted some selfies in it when she moved into the first airbnb last month, in the last thread. i dont know how to link a post from the previous thread so forgive me

No. 892210

>>892159
Luna’s rhymes are special poetry slam tier but your reading is hysterical Nona

No. 892211

its almost 80 degrees out and shes wearing that coat just to prove it it fits lol tuna we know its not the size small

No. 892212

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No. 892213

>>892198
She has never really tried to get better and first thing she thinks about is a ketamine treatment. I am sure that in her mind it means she will get legally high just like with her benzos. Sucks for her that she won't actually get high like she wants.

No. 892214

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>>892209
Nona, here are some of links to the thread you’re referencing: >>>/pt/885996
>>>/pt/887496
>>>/pt/887524
To be able to link to previous threads or other areas of the site, click “No.” next to where you’d normally click to respond to a comment in the thread and copy that address. Plop it in the comment section and it will automatically turn into a link. I hope that helped.
I’ve made a side-by-side of both purple coats. Searching for these pictures I realised Luna wears a lot of purple.

No. 892217

>>892197
This coat is the new hand rose tattoo, I guarantee it

No. 892218

>>892119
>we’re forever woven in time
>together, always and eternally, you’re mine
>yours truly, baby cat
>I love you, I do, the
>moment I set my eyes on you
>I knew
>I was yours.

Lmaoooooo Lurch was referring to Luna as his "friend" and giving money to foot fetish accounts while she was in inpatient and she's still simping this hard for him. Pathetic.

>>892198
>>892212
>>892214
>is going to get her daddy to pay for k treatment (that won't work because she puts zero effort into actually fixing herself)
>got her daddy to buy an ugly purple coat even though she already owns one
>blows so much money on useless shit that she doesn't even remember what she bought
>WAH WAH MY LIFE IS SO HARD

Get a job, bitch.

No. 892219

>>892213
Are you familiar at all with how the clinics work? I've never looked into it enough to really understand if they give low "therapeutic level" doses or if it's a monitored k-hole type situation?

Either way it's not like it's going to cure her magically without her being willing to do any work on herself. I'm surprised she hasn't just asked lurch to go score some for her.

>>892211
You could tell how much wider the picture of the one that came home with her is than the small kek. I'm here for her coming to terms with her grimace like features and embracing it.

No. 892221

>>892212
Stickers can be cute, but does she have to cover everything she owns in the same sanrio stickers over & over? She has been for at least 8 years, & how charming does she think it is seeing haggard 30 year olds (ik, she's 26, but 4 years will come & go for her like nothing at this rate) who can't get over their tween interests?

No. 892224

Luna wants to do the ketamine therapy because it involves drugs and often gets touted as a miracle cure for depression. She wants to get better while putting 0 effort in as usual and thinks that an IV shot of some will solve her emotional problems while staying completely in denial about her drug addiction, which is what she needs to acknowledge and address first.

Going from a benzo addiction to ket doesn't make sense and street ket is extremely cheap, it makes no sense to pay thousands of dollars for it.

No. 892226

>>892119

Today's AI Tuna:

I. fifteen, thirteen years old, met a mother
who tied me down with a belt
she left me screaming, she left me crying, she left me broken
10 years, I earned this
zero zero years old, I was kicked in the nuts
there will be only me and the pain, yes, the pain
I will keep the pain and fuck the haters
for the pain, the pain is the one and only god

II. I come home to the scent of a cat in an empty house.
I live like an addict now
I don’t have my own bed
I sleep on a bare mattress
sofas, glass coffee tables, I remember this part
one day
I made this faggy room
I crawl, I get tired and I have nightmares
I write poems. Some are red, others are black

III. I’m a coward.
I see a pair of sneakers, I steal their souls
in a world of criminality, my veins full of hard liquor
I exist to be the dog that bites his own tail
adrenaline
enough to kill a pack of bears, but no one to read my poems or listen

IV. I only make choices when I hit rock bottom
then I hit rock bottom again, again, again
fuck it, I guess I’m going to hell
I fuck up, I know I’m the only one to blame
curse me with clairvoyance
fuck my fate I’m not special

V. like the pagans, I wear your blood on my skin
through the creases of my thighs, deep into the night
your tongue hangs out, full of half-moons of agaric and salicylic acid
this is our year
our sweet year
we’re going to kill it
with our hope and our mess and our ruin

VI. me, me me me
the siren screams
erupts over the war-torn ocean
blond hair, vagina, I’m free
naked and in a circle
eating men’s cum
gasping in the streets
on the shoreline of trash

VII. I come back to this empty room
i barely make it back to my bed before
the sun rises
In a panic I put a glass of water by the bed
I have to pee
the bottles aren’t there
this nightmare is real
I shut my eyes, screaming
the pain is out of control

VIII. you know what really sucks? the fact that I forgot how to smile
like a fire hose on fire in my face
I am running through garbage, just running
fucking my future to death with a screw driver
you ever wish the alcohol would’ve numbed you but I am doing the heroin shit
pushing all these goddamn keys as fast as I can
because the keys are a spell to save me

IX. I’ve been known to die twice
chicken soup is too spicy for me
haven’t been “home” in a long time
as for my parents, they're getting old
they gotta pay for my funeral when I’m done
gone to the party
gone to the chapel
gone to the party, played the drums,
gone to the grave
yes, fuck my life

X. in my little hospital bed, I'm happy to sit
write me a lullaby
your own creation
keep it low in pitch, and sweet in rhythm
and write me another one about this hospital bed
another like I used to sing
the doctors say it’s just this god damn psychological illness
living up to the path of one of your drug-fuelled fantasies

XI. heroin is my lover, my body is a temple
my dad was a drunk
my mom was a junkie
my cat is a slut
I’m the only one left
drugs, money and sex
I’m nothing but bones
and a little bit of meat on the side
I’m nothin’ but scars
and a little bit of rotten flesh on the bone

No. 892231

>>892224
I can't wait for her ebil dad to pay 20x+ street cost for her to not even end up getting high. This could get interesting

No. 892232

>>892219

Monitored k-hole basically. I'd be shocked if they let an addict take part.

No. 892233

>>892232
They won’t, they drug test you.

No. 892235

>>892232
there’s weird online pill mills now that offer ketamine in tablet form along with ‘therapy’ but idk if it does anything. the only person I know who’s gone that route became way more unhinged after lol

No. 892236

>>892226
>I have to pee
>the bottles aren’t there
I'm fucking dying. AI Luna poems are so much better than anything she will ever write. Keep em coming anon, this is better than ketamine therapy.

No. 892238

>>892226
>”my dad was a drunk
my mom was a junkie
my cat is a slut”
If only tuna could write such excellence.

No. 892239

>>892226
>I exist to be the dog that bites his own tail

AI luna is dropping some fire ngl

No. 892244

>>892231
She's either getting evil dad to pay for the ket treatment or he'll refuse and she'll get lurch to score some dodgy street ket and self-medicate

Tuna won't try any kind of medical or mental health intervention unless it involves drugs. she can't learn how to function without them because she's never lived for any significant period of time fully sober

bet she'll be on about ayahuasca, DMT and the like soon enough

No. 892245

Good thing they don't clean anything or they could make their own krokodil.

No. 892248

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shes really on one today

No. 892249

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>>892244
The place she's looking at seems fairly dodgey and overpromising. Offering something that will magically help erase memories of addiction is just unrealistic. It would be funny to see the doctor shopping scammer get a taste of her own medicine.

Another NY infusion center I looked at were more straightforward with faq:
-$525/session for depression treatment, 6 sessions over 12 days with maintenance therapy as needed after
-Therapuetic dose that doesn't cause loss of consciousness, total session time including infusion 1.5 hours
-No mention of recreational drugs but benzos clearly mentioned as needing outside monitoring/adjustment from prescribing doctor

How much nonnettes wanna bet she lies about benzo use to be seen immediately and feels absolutely nothing?

No. 892250

>>892248
shes probably never even read burroughs jfc. he also had a job, went to treatment and was sober for parts of the book. if she actually read it maybe it would ~inspire~ her to go to treatment and actually get clean. burroughs worked and went to rehab luna so it’s ~cool~, you can do it too and also be ~aesthetic~

No. 892252

>>892180
I didn't listen at first because I deeply feared secondhand embarrassment but I just listened and it's funny asf that you made tunas shitty, embarassing poem sound cooler than it is. I'm dying nonny!

No. 892254

>>892069
someone please please edit in some tp falling out of his ass

No. 892258

>>892226
Lost it at
>chicken soup is too spicy for me

No. 892262

>>892254
KEKKKK I hope someone fulfills your request, I really do.

No. 892264

>>892226
>as for my parents, they're getting old
>they gotta pay for my funeral when I’m done
the AI is dropping some truths

No. 892265

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>>892226
>I will keep the pain and fuck the haters

I love how a little Lurch came through there. Thank you anon, legit had me in tears. Fuckin hell, the AI shit gets me every time.

>blond hair, vagina, I’m free

>I see a pair of sneakers, I steal their souls
>I’m nothing but bones
>and a little bit of meat on the side
>I have to pee
>the bottles aren’t there

I need to have a lie down oh my god. I am WHEEZING. This might be your best work, nonaschenka.

>My cat is a slut.

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No. 892268

>>892266
Fillers won't fix that cleft upper lip, Tuba.

She's really desperate for all of the trendy cosmetic procedures, isn't she? Lash extensions, lip fillers suddenly. Where does she get the nerve, to be literally HOMELESS and JOBLESS but be coveting these cosmetic procedures. Then again I'm acting like she doesn't have an IQ lower than her saggy tits.

No. 892269

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not milk but shes liking more draco malfoy fanfic kek

No. 892272

>>892269
Why is this so funny

No. 892273

>>892269
Has she ever talked about Harry Potter at all? It seems to random honestly, I guess at least she's reading something, even if it's fanfic kek.

No. 892274

>>892248
Those Layne Staley quotes were fabricated by some Brazilian hack “biographer” after his death. So much for being a true Layne/AIC fan Tuna.

No. 892278

>>892266
Those products are not cheap cheap. That Jo Malone alone is 80 or so (I'm a Eurofag, so forgive me for Idk US$ prices).

No. 892281

>>892278
I was going to say the same thing, that’s a couple of hundred worth of product at least, I hate this thieving, scamming land whale so much

No. 892282

>>892269

Chief Lurch sometimes posts on her accounts right? Reddit one confirmed at least?

Maybe our man wants to do a bit of light reading, but can't manage to engage unless it's written to him, the Gryffindor!reader.

No. 892286

>>892282
The idea of Chieftan Big Areola just being really into draco malfoy x reader fanfics is so fucking funny, just one single mildly gay tendency

No. 892287

>>892017
Whichever one of you keeps lecturing her like this, you’re really weird. At what point does your parasocial obsession with her just become you responding to her posts with what you would bitch about on lolcow? Shit is creepy. We all know it’s one of you.

No. 892288

>>892287
Anon, fakeboi has her own thread in snow. She's a retard orbiter of tuna, who seems to have been following her independently of LC for a while. When she shows up to self post, it's very obvious. Please stop newfagging so hard.

No. 892289

>>892288 Exactly. Get it together, the summerfags should be gone by now.

No. 892291

>>892180
That was amazing

No. 892295

>>892273
I can't find which thread it was, but she's definitely talked a about losing an HP book behind a dresser and wanting to buy a new one instead of just moving the dresser. IIRC she also said her favourite characters were Sirius and Luna, so maybe Draco really is Lurch's thing kek

No. 892297

>>892226
unironically, if AI luna was an influencer, she would go viral!!! I'd love AI to generate a video to this gem of a poem and for tipsy rap anon to perform it again.

No. 892303

>>892266
her need to constantly line up her things is genuinely very autistic

No. 892306

>>892295
That is so on brand for her actually. Don't wash clothes just buy new. Don't move the dresser…

No. 892307

>>892159
phenomenal thank you

No. 892309

>>892303
She is obsessive af, but sadly not with cleanliness.

No. 892310

>>892289
>bitches about summerfags
>can't even format their post properly
lol

No. 892314

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And so it begins

No. 892317

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>>892314
kek the version she posted on tumblr has different captions about her sooper serious anorexia

No. 892318

>>892317
She thinks her pants are too big!? Where!!? All I see is the top edge of the waistband slightly flared out probably because her fat was plopping over it before she sucked it in for a picture

No. 892319

Rip her ebil dad being stupid enough to find her junkie daughter a quick fix scheme based of more fun sounding drugs. God she’s a brat.

No. 892320

>>892310 In what way was my post incorrectly formatted?

No. 892321

>>892317
Her wannarexic shit is so embarrassing God.
You'll never know what it's like to wear anything XS. Even at your lowest you were still fat and disgusting. Give it up, sis.

No. 892325

>>892319
I doubt she’ll get much out of it. She’ll get a controlled high for a short period of time once a week for a few weeks and do nothing to change or better herself and utilise any therapeutic benefits and will have wasted a lot of money without so much as a k-hole.

No. 892326

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admitting to lifting here…. i love how even when shes supposed to be getting legitimate help she has to do some sort of criminal behavior. i hope to god she ends up racking up charges at one place and they nab her. i understand people shoplifting things they need like food or actual healthcare products. but she doesn't need this shit.

No. 892327

>>892317
she's afraid of getting lost? she is so retarded.. just use google maps and your phone's gps, dumbass

No. 892329

>>892326
lmao @ her laying all that shit out on her lap while waiting for the bus

No. 892331

Isn't she staying in a nicer area than the squat? Different stores to steal from, in a nicer area, don't have lower tolerance for this shit? Or am I dumb.

No. 892332

>>892326
>>892317
they look like they fit perfectly. she is so used to stuffing her fat ass in ill fitting clothes that a pair of normal sweatpants feel big because they dont cut into her sides

No. 892336

>>892326
I thought those hair rollers were cat poop bags for when she scoops the litterbox but who am I kidding

No. 892337

>>892336

why lift something useful when you can get something for your fried out, over processed hair that’ll do nothing to help it?

No. 892338

>>892317
>XL doesn't fit
KEEEEK. You fat bitch just because you aren't wearing circulation cutting jeans halfway up your pussy like some r/fashion poster doesn't mean it's too big

No. 892341

>>892338
You can flat out see she didn't even have to tighten then waistband, XL fits her perfectly lmao

No. 892342

>>892320
NAYART but keeping the post number beside your text instead of separate lines makes you stand out like a sore thumb, not very anonymous.

No. 892343

>>892336
Hell, if she didn't steal everything and bought stuff every so often, she'd have plastic bags leftover from her purchases for that. It's what I use when cleaning my cat's litter box.

No. 892344

>>892319
Her getting this expensive help irritates me so much. Her dad is an idiot for paying for it. Can't believe he'd pay thousands for several treatments when she hasn't even bothered to get a job or show any motivation that she's willing to change.

No. 892345

>>892317
And just look at the size of that fucking thigh one of hers is the same size as both of mine she’s fucking delusional
>>892320
If you need to ask, you need to go back
>>892314
This pisses me off, there are so many people who could genuinely benefit from this treatment but don’t have access to it, god I hate her spoilt, scammy, scummy ass

No. 892346

>>892343
Bold of you to assume she ever cleans the litter box

No. 892347

I for one am very excited for the special k saga.

No. 892348

>>892325
She will blame the treatment for her next relapse.
How long will she be gone? I'm asking for a statue with foot fetish.
>>892326
The stealing is another one of her compulsive urges.
>>892347
Same.

No. 892349

>>892344
All out of pocket too. I don’t know of any insurance that covers this, and if she had a lucky one that did no way did she get approval so fast. Shit is not cheap. Dad is an idiot.

No. 892350

The ketamine infusion treatments last maybe 90 minutes and they let you chill for another hour before you leave.

If they do it properly, they give you counseling before your session, halfway through it, and again after. But Luna is just rolling up high on benzos already, and she hasn’t mentioned any counseling.

This is just wasting Ebil Dad’s money so Tuna can get high all day and pretend like she went to rehab.

No. 892351

>>892350
How much du you have to spend on such a treatment?

No. 892353

>>892350
Why she can't just take heroin at home escapes me

No. 892354

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kek

No. 892355

>>892354
came here to post this too…. i'm glad she got the treatment she deserves.

No. 892356

>>892354
Sage for medsperg but I’ve always wanted her on lithium!! Interested to see if this changes anything. It takes about 10 days to start working if she really takes it, but I know several addicts that got diagnosed with bipolar, were prescribed lithium, and turned their lives around. I’m not that hopeful for Luna, but she might become slightly more self aware.

No. 892357

>>892317
>>892354
KEK love that this trip completely wrecked her delusions from earlier. So crazy that she doesn't see herself as fat as she actually is.

No. 892358

>>892354
That's over 100kg of pure daintiness for all nonburgers kek

No. 892359

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No. 892360

>>892354
Let's fact check here
She didn't say you can't afford it, she said you're a drug seeker and not a proper candidate for the treatment.
You're overweight Tuna, not some anachan. Kek

No. 892362

>>892226

Nonnie please tell me what site you use for this. It's incredible.

No. 892366

>>892354 well, she is bi polar lol

VRAYLAR is approved in adults to treat depressive episodes that happen with bipolar I disorder (bipolar depression) and for the short-term treatment of manic

No. 892367

>>892354
At least she confirmed that she’s literally obese. Even if she was 6 feet tall a weight that high puts her BMI over 30.

No. 892368

>>892354
This really makes the "dainty pale hands" thing SO much funnier. She's about as dainty as a dumptruck.

No. 892369

Sage for medication autism but why did they put her on two mood stabilizers? Wouldn’t it conflict or something?

No. 892370

>>892356
She’d put on even more weight, Tunanator deathfat saga?
>>892367
I think she’s the same height as me (5’10) and her body frankly terrifies me, she’s well into obese territory, I cannot fathom letting one’s self get to that state

No. 892372

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>>892354
Assuming she's not lying about her weight kek

No. 892376

>>892369
Bipolar meds also are used to treat borderline pd. Prescribing 2 is because they do different things even if theyre both anti psychotics. She's an addict with BPD, so lithium is a basic choice.

No. 892378

>>892326
I wonder if she's ever considered the angle that she can shoplift so much only because she's so fat and it's easier to hide shit on a fat body. I'm just laughing thinking about it. At least you can shoplift, tuna.

No. 892379

>>892354
Legit surprised she even admitted this, I guess we can look forward to a barrage of wannarexic posts about how she’s not eating (even though the lithium is going to make her even more ravenous)

No. 892381

>>892366
it's sometimes also used for people with depression and not bipolar, if other anti-depressants haven't worked.

No. 892382

>>892354
Poor Luna. I’ve heard the come-down from meth bender is rough. I bet her father told her whatever the hell he had to - that he’d pay for a truckload of ketamine - to stay on her good side long enough to get her to see a real doc.

>>892369
cariprazine (Vraylar) and lithium have different mechanisms of action. I’m not familiar with either really, but I think Vraylar is similar to seroquel. Lithium is one of those drugs that I think was being used less and less due to some of it’s side effects (damages your kidneys, can cause tremors), but some more recent studies have shown it ‘boosts’ the effects of other drugs for certain mood disorders. I’d assume that’s why it was prescribed? I’m not an expert by any means though.

No. 892383

>>892382
Lithium is still pretty widely prescribed in my country (t. medfag) but it requires close monitoring due to the propensity for renal and possible hepatic toxicity, there’s no way Tuna is going to be diligent with getting the necessary regular blood work done, so if she is actually talking it we can brace ourselves for an imminent medical saga

No. 892384

>>892354
>>892360
This is hilarious, and we all saw it coming haha. It looked like the center might have been in a regular hospital/medical complex. I'm sure those docs get drug seeking bpd junkies like her all the time.

I wonder what their pricing was like and how much dad was willing to shell out. The other center in the state was flat rate, $525/session x 6 sessions over 12 days coming out to $3150. This is a new psych if I'm not mistaken, I wonder if she'll actually stick through with them or continue doc shopping. I could go for the self medicated k saga too tho

No. 892388

>>892384
I don’t think she realises that the dose of ketamine they give you in therapy is a lot less than what you take when you want to enter the k-hole ot but my dad was given a combination of ketamine and fentanyl in the hospital after surgery and he said that initially it was the best experience ever until he started having terrifying hallucinations so if she does try to self-medicate it is not going to end well

No. 892389

>>892384
When my dad did ketamine therapy a few years ago it was $600 per session. He did it for chronic pain, but it did help with his mood. He said he didn't really get high, just felt kinda weird and goofy. Stopped doing it because it obviously gets really expensive since most insurances won't cover it. It's very much a privilege to afford that type of therapy and be able to keep up with it.

No. 892390

>>892389
proof that Luna only wants to get high and quick, easy fixes. She heard ketamine and thought "omg this will be perfect for me!" If she had half a brain, she'd know the most effective treatment for BPD is THERAPY. but it goes in one ear and out the other cause all she really wants is DRUGS. she thinks she's sober but she's still obsessed and primarily concerned with getting DRUGS. instead of being grateful and thankful that her father paid for this, she wants to caption selfies of her obese ass with "misery." you have family paying for shit, buying you clothes you don't need, do your part and get a job, go for a run, and go to therapy, taking medication will not magically make you money or lose weight.

No. 892391

>>892359
Why's she always laying on the damn ground lmfao

No. 892392

>>892391
Silly anon, don't you know? Whales can't stand.

No. 892393

Less takey meds
More movey legs

No. 892394

>>892391
reminds me of before she moved into the roger house, and lurch always made her sit on the sidewalk outside. they also slept in parks iirc. i guess she just finds laying on the ground and the sidewalk ~romantic~ and ~aesthetic~

No. 892395

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No. 892397

>>892394
She wrote “poetry” about her and the chief sleeping in the park when it was raining and how uwu romantic it was

No. 892398

>>892395
Faceapp working overtime

No. 892399

>>892395
"Such a miserable day! Look at how sad my Zoolander face and hair rollers look!"

No. 892400

i hate that every time we get interested in lurch and he does something milky luna shuts him down and keeps him on lock. we haven't even seen him in the background of her selfies or anything. feel like pure shite just want lurch back.

No. 892401

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OT but I feel so bad for this normal seeming girl with the same name as Tuna. Imagine trying to start a music career and when people look you up, pics of some disgusting heroin addict come up

No. 892403

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>>892401
Kek I wonder if she's ever checked out a Luna thread after googling herself

No. 892404

>>892395
If she keeps pulling her rollers that tight on her hair, she's going to end up with a six-head.

No. 892405

>>892403
Lord I’d be mortified and probably change my name

No. 892406

>>892390
>the most effective treatment for BPD is THERAPY. but it goes in one ear and out the other cause all she really wants is DRUGS.

Above all else, she's incredibly lazy. She loves drugs because they make her feel like everything's fine without her having to put in any effort. She's never going to get better because she's pathologically incapable of putting in the effort to fix her life.

>>892366
Is she actually bipolar? It seems like her BPD and substance abuse issues would make that really hard to diagnose accurately.

No. 892407

>>892383
if she's still taking xanax on the side with lurch's script, there definitely will be. xanax increases the levels of lithium in the body by reducing the clearance through the kidneys. she could go into chronic kidney failure very quickly if she's not careful/doesn't tell the doctors what she's on.

No. 892408

>>892407
Exactly, plus when/if she does get bloods done the Xanax will show up and if she’s not got her own script they’ll be asking questions. I have a feeling we’re in for some milky business regardless.

No. 892409

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>>892401

Oh nonnie, I always thought this was sooo funny. Poor woman, her results always come second to our Tuna and the top image posts are just gross :,)

No. 892412

>>892343
A ton of states in the US don't give bags anymore, anon.

No. 892413

>>892412
New York is one of them. At least in upstate.

No. 892414

>>892395
Oh Tuba, please learn how to put your hair in rollers instead if doing your usual lazy thing of guessing and assuming it's right. She's so incompetent that she's basically retarded.

No. 892415

>>892414
What do you mean “basically”, she is retarded

No. 892416

Will gladly take a ban for this but I just want this bitch to know her Yankees ain’t shit and they’re about to eat a whole lotta Dodger dick. XO, sweetie.

No. 892418

>>892354
i hope lithium doesn’t make her put some more weight

No. 892419

>>892418
I hope it does.

No. 892421

>>892418
Don't worry. She won't even take it because it won't get her high

No. 892422

>>892419
likewise.

No. 892423

>>892418
I hope Lurch gets fat too. That would be a site…that fucking obelisk of a head atop a Nikocado level blubber mountain.

No. 892424

>>892395
Even with all the filters you can see the weird gross rash/herpes/monkeypox right under her lip. She's serious disgusting

No. 892425

>>892409
they kind of look alike though kek

No. 892426

>>892354
lithium is no joke. relevant blogpost, my friend's lithium levels once dropped suddenly bc her pills weren't the correct dosage & she had an extremely violent episode ending with her slicing herself to pieces & having to be sedated. best case scenario the lithium actually helps luna like >>892356 said but knowing luna i doubt she'll be taking it consistently enough to remain stable. this could go either way.
still beats ketamine 'therapy' though. kek.

No. 892427

>>892409
>Faves From The Graves
topkek

No. 892432

>>892409
>>892427
>Faves from the graves
Should be the next thread name. It fits well with Tuna's sentimentality towards tortured-souls-drug-addicts-who-died-young musicians.
>>892414
>Tuba
Kek, I can imagine her voice sounding like a tuba. Even after hearing her actual voice.
>>892421
Yup. Since she is not forced to take it, she won't do shit all. Just complain about the psych, seethe, and subsequently come up with something else, how she can ruin her life further.

No. 892433

>>892432
Thread-chan here, I love it. It’s also tres apt re: her penchant for nicking shit from cemeteries
>>892426
more medfaggotry prescribing lithium to someone like Tuna isn’t terribly responsible on behalf of the psychiatrist, especially after just one session (she doesn’t have a regular treating physician, does she? I get the impression she gets by doctor shopping, which in itself is fucked for a multitude of reasons, but I digress). It’s ostensibly malpractice, she requires a full evaluation, preferably while admitted, because they’d need to monitor her. At least that’s standard procedure in my country. Cariprazine is actually preferable to quetiapine (Seroquel) where applicable because it has less side effects, so she should be happy about that, alas this is Tuna we’re talking about and nothing she says or does makes sense

No. 892435

>>892433
Hi threadchan! Maybe we could do Faves from the Graves: the Tunaverse Revisited (to honor this one too >>892403 kek). Either way thanks for your service

No. 892436

>>892433
>her penchant for nicking shit from cemeteries
Oh, how could I forget this.

No. 892444

>>892362
It's InferKit

No. 892446

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No. 892448

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>>892395
>>892447
I really wish she would stop doing that stupid face.

No. 892452

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>>892446
>>892447

Her titties have the saddest shape I’ve ever seen in a woman her age(nitpicking)

No. 892453

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>>892447
I know this fool thinks she's hitting a super old hollywood vibe but she's really serving fat version Dona Florinda from Chavo del Ocho here

No. 892455

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No. 892457

>>892455
I can hear this image…
it sounds very obnoxious.

No. 892458

>>892455
Lol taking selfies is her full time job.

No. 892459

>>892455
what in gods name is going on with her mouth

No. 892461

>>892455
the disappearing act that her eyebrows do never fails to make me chuckle

No. 892463

>>892342
Good to know, appreciate the info. Been here for years and never had that pointed out (also have seen some people get ripped into for spacing out their text too much? Just trying not to fuck up lol) so I wasn't aware. There's a lot of stuff you can pick up from lurking moar but I genuinely never noticed the positioning of the post number in relation to the text or had it mentioned before. Thanks, nonnie!

Back on topic: I'm sorry but it's still so weird to me how little we've seen of her and Lurch together lately. Really get the sense he's planning an exit one way or another.

>>892354
Fucking lol. What's interesting is this treatment is actually used on junkies (it doesn't really get them high, especially former opiate users) but you have to be clean to try it and getting medicaid to cover it is an asspain.

IDK what Luna was expecting. Ketamine is used for addicts only when they've been clean a good while but are experiencing PAWS (google it, but TL;DR: long-term chemical imbalance that can last years after getting sober and can negatively impact treatment). Sober or not, she looks and acts strung out AF. No doc is gonna gamble their license on her unstable ass.

No. 892465

>>892455
something is very off about this selfie

No. 892466

>>892403
If she has google alerts on for her name, I guarantee you she has. I've always thought Luna Slater was a cool name and that Tuna's talentless ass was undeserving of it. It's a perfect fit for this quirky folk artist, I hope Tuna's online dumbassery never causes this musician any strife lol.

>>892414
What's she doing wrong? Not arguing, I just dunno fuck about hair.

No. 892470

>>892465
It's whatever TF she's doing with her mouth + the filter AI struggling to comprehend the unique topography of her face.

No. 892472

>>892453
Not Doña Florinda. I love you, Nona.

No. 892474

>>892463
goes from newfag formatting to reddit spacing, classic

No. 892476

>>892453
No nonnie, not Dona Florinda! love to know there are more latinas lurking here kek

>>892466
She's probably aware, I mean, what person hasn't googled themselves? I think this Luna is on spotify too.

No. 892477

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>>892453
“no gusta pasar a tomar a juicebox full of pee?”

>>892455
wtf why she looking like Quasimodo kek

No. 892478

>>892266
as if she could ever afford lip fillers and as if it would ever help her

No. 892480

>>892455
Another entirely new face

No. 892483

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Who cares indeed Tuna. Idk how she expects to be an esthetician when she can’t even fucking shower.

No. 892484

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Samefag to post her latest shitty art, this shit is ridiculous kek

No. 892485

>>892484
„Mayday mayday, the anti ugly serum doesn’t work“

No. 892487

>>892400
my tinfoil is that she lurked and saw that we loved lurch more so she got jealous of the attention he was getting from us and now she keeps him on lock
>>892484
god i hate her stupid drawings. this bitch never got over the 2012 alien tumblr art era. it's ugly, it's basic and it's stupid just like you tuna

No. 892488

>>892483
becoming an esthetician is more obtainable than being a sports journalist, unless you're Dirt Nasty Tuna. in that case it's just as unobtainable.

No. 892489

>>892474
Kek. All she's missing is the 'X here'. I love larping newfags.

No. 892490

>>892483
>my dad never wanted me
Interesting take considering he still takes your 26 y/o ass shopping and pays for your stuff and schedules your medical appointments. He could just bail out on you by now if he resented you that bad.

How sad that almost 10 years after she graduated HS she still clings to it as her peak kek. She's full of and and and like she said she would get a job once she got out of squatting. Now she says she'll go to school once she has an apartment? Fucking kek. I guess it's easy to when daddy dearest is paying for everything. I think her getting into beauty school is way more likely than her getting into journalism, since it's been proven more than once she can't write (or speak)

>>892484
Fucking KEK that flying saucer abducting sad hearts. Grade A 7th grader edgy art right there. Also "lithium to rot ur kidneys" gorl you pop up benzos like they're tic tacs, and have that cringe ass wannarexic "I'll starve" act since when you care about health?? You can see how miserable and sad she is that she didn't get ketamine

No. 892491

>>892483
Get over yourself, Tuna. You always throw a tantrum and write shitty poetry when you don't get the medication that you want.

No. 892492

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>i want you all to know that mental things is scary

No. 892494

isn't the only one she should worry about their opinion is lurch?

No. 892496

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>>892484
>HAHAHAHA UR HOMELESS
kek, I’m glad you’re self aware, Tubby!

No. 892497

>>892483
Sanitation and sanitary practices are a HUGE part of the Esthetician profession. I do not foresee her completing the required coursework for this. There is also a certain level of customer service that is required, and often times you need to try and upsell products and shit to the clients. IF anything, she is going to end up stealing all of the products she can get her grimy hands on.

No. 892498

An art anon should depict the end result of beauty services by tuna.

No. 892500

>>892492
> I’ve lost about 20lbs
Is Luna telling telling us she was 250+lbs? 20 odd hours ago she weight 234.8lbs >>892354. Before that she wanted a scale >>891539. For someone who portrays herself to be obsessed with weight, you’d think she’d know a 20lbs loss on a 250+lbs body is nothing to brag about.
>>892484
> ur average, not smart, not special
Keep going, don’t let us stop you.

No. 892502

>>892465
The eyes.
>>892474
I appreciate spacing. But I get what you mean, kek.

No. 892503

>>892484
Oh, now she is concerned about her organs.
>>892490
>flying saucer collecting hearts
That has to be a reference for Lurch. He looks like an alien and took people's hearts with his posts.

No. 892504

>>892492
>>892500
Was gonna say like…do you think losing 20 pounds means anything when you're fucking 234.8 pounds? Wannarexics love the small "victories" and giving themselves asspats too much. That's exactly why they stay fat kek.

No. 892506

>>892483
Does this bitch EVER stop with the self pity? Fucking whine-whine-whine!

No. 892508

>>892492

That slimming and makeup filter is doing some heavy fucking lifting. Unlike her.

No. 892509

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more "art"

No. 892510

>>892509
I like that she included her breakfast soda

No. 892511

>>892509
Yikes even Luna knows these are especially embarrassing and terrible. It’s been said before but I am absolutely struck how infantile these are

No. 892512

>>892511

It’s really deep if you are an edgy middleschooler

No. 892513

>>892484
>muh kidney damage
All because medfags brought it up, she's now "scaaaared" of dying from kidney failure and pissy she can't get high from it. These are probably her worst drawings yet, just posts from here and her own thoughts run through her fried narc brain.
>>892492
>I've changed a lot
Yes she has, we've gone from zonked out of her mind corpse tuna to mole rat faced twistin' tuna! She's really making sure we can't see how WIDE she really fucking is but alas, that slab of pure fat she calls an arm wasn't slimmed by filter-san.

No. 892514

>>892492
Wow, her tits are looking all different directions in those pics. Is that from the filters? The size and shape fluctuation is nuts

No. 892515

>>892497
she's been getting told for months now that the amount of products she uses is not good for skin and the products she uses have so many bad or low quality ingredients, and she just shoots back with "i juSt liKE 2 uSE new ProdUcts!!!11"
being addicted to buying garbage-tier skincare products does not make you a skincare expert/esthetician lol

No. 892516

>>892509
Idk how she can even call this shit art anymore it’s 75% cringe 2edgy4u text with 25% shitty doodles you’d do in school when you’re bored

No. 892518

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>>892516
she also posted this earlier, which is ironic because her "poetry" is even worse than her "art"

No. 892519

>>892354
How much do you have to eat to be 234 pounds? I'm 5'9" and have never been near 200 pounds. That's an insane amount of calories. Plus she just said a thread or two ago she was 236. Anorexia is clearly not working out for her. Amazing how big you can be when supposedly homeless.

No. 892520

>>892509
>WHY AM I CURSED ? ? ?

Maybe because you refuse to get a job and sit on your fat ass all day taking selfies and simping for your foot fetishist moai who'd drop you in a hot second if he got a chance? I dunno just spitballing.

>>892519
>How much do you have to eat to be 234 pounds?

Everything we see her eat is extremely calorie dense. You can wind up obese despite eating a "normal" amount of food if every meal is 1000 calories.

No. 892521

>>892483
Girl never had a chance. I come from a wealthy and ostensibly loving family and I was doing benzos and since I was 16 and coke from 17, I had to go to rehab. I do 8mg Xanax a day and weed mostly nowadays though.

No. 892522

>>892521
Also, I feel like Luna and I use identical drugs now at similar quantities, even. She does 10mg and I take 8…
But I'm skinnier and much, much more functional. Most people don't even realise I have history of addiction.

What I'm saying is that it's not drugs making her stupid and fat.

No. 892523

>>892521
>>892522
anon I'm saying this out of love even though you're probably a regular baitshit flinger. You're acting like a retarded, pathetic, blogging junkie right now. Everyone knows the drugs alone didn't make her retarded and fat.

No. 892524

>>892522
congratulations, you're just as stupid and useless as her

No. 892525

>>892484
Kek, even when it's not a selfie she has to include that fucking rose

No. 892527

>>892455
That mouth edit is insane

No. 892528

>>892521
Maybe you should take that to a vent thread, no one here is going to congratulate you on your addiction history. Comparing yourself to tuna just makes you seem retarded.

No. 892530

>>892484
>>892503
>>892509
>>892513
Her recent "art" and post about "omg guys I swear I'm changing" really makes me think she reads here quite often.

The mentions of kidney damage, her body not being built to be thin, the daily soda, and maybe reaching on the poppy but there was a post about her liking a girl in a field on her Tumblr. I do wonder about the "tired of fighting" texts, are those meant to be about Lurch or just in general.

Since it's obvious she reads here just wanted to say what's up Luna! I hope you realize your dear sweet Matthew is an absolute dog and keeping him off Twitter isn't going to stop him from fucking around with other girls, or trying to since we all know he can't get it up.

No. 892531

>>892492
Luna is starting to resemble Vicky Shingles.

No. 892532

>>892492
It looks to me like she specifically switched to a filter that narrows the mouth, widens the cheeks, and pulls the eyes down the face for a childish look. She’s really cranked up the whining about her lost adolescence and is fixating more than ever on serums and face products that promise youth (per her “art”). Is her birthday coming up or something? Or is it just Lurch getting a simi over younger women online?

No. 892533

I bet lurch is MIA now because now that she's back at the air bnb, he doesn't want to be there. He's out with other people "having fun", avoiding her. While she was gone he enjoyed hanging out alone (or not) at the airbnb and getting high on whatever WITHOUT her.

No. 892535

>>892519
>>892520
Like all super obese people she drinks a lot of her calories. Juice, soda, Lurch's piss, it's all sugar and calories

No. 892536

>>892535
Exactly, she’s always got a carton of some gross Minute Maid carton “juice” around. If she switched to water, and did nothing else, she’d probably immediately lose a shit ton of weight.

No. 892540

>>892522
no one fucking cares

No. 892541

>>892463
Small blog but the ket treatments have been offered to me by a different government entity, the DVA, and even as a former junkie. The treatments are in very small doses, not even enough to feel any psychotropic difference immediately, everything is monitored including drug tests during the treatment period. It’s not even a big enough dose that they are concerned about a relapse. You are highly vetted multiple times beforehand too. They will see a drug seeker from a mile away if the clinic is worth their salt. Tuna is never going to get this treatment unless she pays a shady, hippy dippy place that does acid retreats or shit like that.

No. 892543

>>892541
Why is it always the useless junkies that think people care about their blog post? We get it, you did hard drugs. Do you want some type of award?

No. 892544

>>892455
is it just me or does her face look shopped on? I know it’s not, it just looks… off?

No. 892546

>>892544
All the filters she’s been using lately make her look like some uncanny valley shit, she has no idea how to edit herself to not look inhuman

No. 892547

>>892521
the fact you felt compelled to come here and blog post about how you’re less retarded (and thinner!!!!) than Luna proves you’re just as retarded, great job!

No. 892550

>>892547
We should have an unspoken thread rule to ignore junkie blogposting/bait

No. 892551

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>>892550
i second this for next threads OP. anyways, luna also commented on a reddit post saying "first time doing heroin im kinda scared" with this, of course making it about herself.

No. 892553

>>892483
im an esthetician and as someone who has struggled with my mental health and being clean (obv not as bad as luna but still) i think being an esthetician is completely attainable for her. if you finished high school you can do beauty school no problem. it really turned my life around tbh.

No. 892554

>>892553

congrats anon,, truly. but it would require being somewhat clean I'd hope. not just sober clean, but actual clean like showering at some point, washing clothes, not having TP fall out of your ass when jiggled. luna does not seem capable of either.

No. 892555

>>892483
lol i'd love to see her try and commit to commuting to school when she doesn't even want to walk to a gas station to pick up necessities. she is also ridiculously awkward, gross, and careless; the last thing she needs to be trusted with is the wellbeing of another living creature. estheticians do not have to look perfect but they do need to make it a point to look presentable in order to gain loyal clientele

No. 892556

>>892543
>>892547
The anon shared some insight into how ketamine treatments work. It was hardly a "I'm a junkie but I'm a better junkie because xy!" post…

No. 892558

>>892551
Thread-chan again and also ayrt, I’m going to put it in the OP, the junkie blogging really has ramped up over the past few threads
>>892555
Seriously, she can’t even look after herself, not to mention that damn cat they’re holding hostage, can you imagine how catastrophic it would be if another person’s grooming was entrusted to her? Legit MRSA saga in the making

No. 892560

>>892553
Then you should know she's too lazy and enabled to do the program, much less keep up with ceu's and build/maintain a clientele (cause she will not walk into a full book).
Look, stealing dollar tree shit to alleviate drug addict boredom isn't her wanting to do something. What happened is she slathers garbage on her face then posts HEAVILY filtered photos. It's dollar tree, not dermalogica.

No. 892562

>>892560
Don’t forget her “gifted” overpriced Fenty and Jo Malone shit

No. 892563

>>892532
her birthday is sometime at the start of april so it's not that. ur prob right that it's Lurch's wandering eye that's got her in a tiff, exacerbated by being rejected from the ket program

No. 892567

>>892563
The other guests at the wookbnb must be copping an earful of their delightful junkie bickering, I can just imagine Tunanator screeching the place down over Lurch’s foot fetish tweets

No. 892568

>>892556

Did you somehow miss the Anon who bragged about doing the same drugs as Luna but is still thinner? I don't think the "this is how ket treatment works" anon is the one we're all annoyed with

No. 892569

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>>892544
Yeah I see it

No. 892570

>>892483
>wants to be an esthetician
>heavily smokes, nails full of shit, cat dander, and grime, clothes stained and unwashed for months (years), wears so much facial/skin/body scent product to mask rancid body odor, on no less than 10 mg of xanax daily while using precision tools on face all while still can’t color inside the lines, clothes always stained with make up or blood (maybe hers but who knows)

look, i’m all for any cow wanting to change their life and start anew. but i feel like it’s going to be a rude awakening for luna if she ever starts this endeavor. it’s not like she can slap a filter on before each client. she’s going to have to change her entire perspective on herself and her life if she wants to get in an industry where you’re literally inches away from someone’s face touching it. not only that, but she’ll have to take out a loan, go to school for a certain amount of hours, pass a state board test all before getting a job, possibly apprenticing someone. it’s going to be tough work, and we all know how she repels anything other than being handed something.

No. 892571

I'm moreso wondering if she's even physically capable of succeeding at this. Like, she's spent years frying her brain on drugs and that's no doubt messed with shit like her memory and spending all day on her devices probably has fucked her hands to some degree. Muh ebil dad could no doubt fund some for profit school for her to go to, but let's pretend she actually has the drive to succeed, would she even be physically capable of remembering and retaining important shit for her classes?

No. 892573

>>892522
Yeah, tell yourself that you are so functional and no one can smell your drug abuse.
I just can't with the druggielymics, who is the better addict.

No. 892575

>>892551
Most recovering addicts will talk about how they regret destroying relationships, hurting others, possibly losing their job and family. But our sweet Tuna? She just regrets that she doesn’t have things. She’s so rotted

No. 892577

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No. 892578

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>muh perfect skin

No. 892579

>>892577
she has to smell so damn horrible, I couldn't be close to her for a second without getting a headache from all the scents in her products.

No. 892580

>>892577
>all these products on her face
Her skin must be so irritated

No. 892581

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>>892578
and heres the hq… wtf are the black marks

No. 892582

>>892581
Dirt trapped in the shit she slathers on her face.

No. 892583

>>892581
Looks like dead skin and old product pilling to me. Skin care queen rubs shit on her face without fully wiping off all the filth and debris caked into her pores!

No. 892584

>>892581
her skin is so revolting, she thinks she looks dewy but she just looks fucking slimey. you can still see a ring of where her permanently caked foundation starts around her eyes.

No. 892586

>>892581
She looks so old. And she ages so poorly

No. 892587

>>892586
The blond hair made her look much much younger

No. 892590

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>>892587
No, don't say that, or she will go back to blonde. I like her reddish hair.
I am still traumatized from views like picrel.

No. 892594

>>892578
It looks like her eye is about to wander off her head

No. 892595

>>892581
Will never understand why she overplucks the middles of her brows and never underneath towards her eyelid or towards the t-zone.

No. 892598

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>>892590
she is a natural darker Auburn, so her current color definitely flatters her more than the blonde. She needs to realize though that any kind of hair dye that is red or has red undertones is going to fade super fast, especially on her damaged hair. She needs to refresh the color every 6 weeks or else it will look brassy af towards the mids and ends. An ash toned blonde would work well. Anything darker, and the hair is going to suck too much up and be too dark.

Tuna, I know you read this thread. Go get yourself some Revlon Colorsilk in #60 Dark Ash Blonde. It is under $5 and is ammonia free.

No. 892599

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>>892594
I thought you said her eye wandered off the thread KEK

No. 892600

>>892581
The only thing that's naturally pretty on her is her eye color

No. 892602

>>892600
that might be true but thats not her natural eye colour in that picture. the snapchat filters make them a lot lighter and bluer

No. 892603

>>892600
Agreed nonnie. She should keep a darker hair color because it'll make her eye color pop out more.

No. 892604

>>892602
You'd think that filter would've washed away the grime and black spots. God knows how bad her skin truly looks then. Ew.

No. 892605

>>892590
jeez I keep forgetting how much hair she used to have. Tuna has always been gross but one thing she had was dense hair. Comparing it to >>892581 makes it look like as if she currently has half the hair she used to have. shit diet, abusing your hair and drugs is what did her in ig

No. 892606

>>892605
She also had massive eyebrows. Not sparse, like they are now. And a lovely moustache.

No. 892609

>>892606
Kek. I miss her moo-stache caked in foundation during that phase when she tried so hard to look like a corpse with lipsticks and eyeshadow colors that were clearly too cool toned for her skin.

No. 892610

>>892578
>dyes hair rusty red
>I hate it soooooo much I want my blonde back I'm getting it professionally bleached wah
>I wanna dye my hair bright red
Imagine tuna with Ronald McDonald hair and her Grimace pelt coat… I'm rofl

No. 892611

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>>892610
Okay but she'd also need this mask and the hat to give us a bit of Hamburglar vibes. Luna = the Holy Trinity of McDonald's

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No. 892616

>>892614
Deliver to Elizabeth in New Rochelle?
Also something to hug? Where's her amazing lovely fiance who she's gonna marry real soon now! ?

No. 892618

>>892616
Either her old address (the squat) set as default or she is using her mama's place as a scapegoat. But i think it's the squat as a default because as far as I can remember her mom's new place isn't in new rochelle

No. 892620

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>>892553
…anon, when people say being clean they don't mean clean from drugs, they mean she is DIRTY. As in she walks around in a cloud of dirt

No. 892621

>>892553
Anon… would you really want an esthetician who wears the same unwashed clothes daily, unwashed panties, sleeps in eye makeup, never washes her hands (note that she probably cleans the litterbox once every blue moon), doesn't bathe, and is covered in literal filth? Do you really think Tuna would be a successful esthetician when the smell of her would scare away clients before the sight of her does? They'll smell something fishy, pissy and pooey and she'd lose that job instantly.

No. 892625

>>892621
She'd be the vicky shingles of estheticians. Then she'd get busted for stealing from her client's bags and be done by the end of the first day anyway.
I know it's just the usual crowd of junkies and burnouts but seeing people thinking she is capable of anything after years of her dedicating herself to being cowish is crazy.

No. 892626

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No. 892628

>>892571
Anon please stop believing every DARE commercial from the 80s. Opiates don't fry anything. Anti depressants are more likely to permanently affect your motor skills than Tuba's drugs. The only thing stopping her is her laziness. She's capable of a normal life if she wasn't lazy

No. 892631

>>892628
Pharmanon - excessive benzo use had been tied to alzheimer's.

No. 892633

>>892605
she had dense looking hair due to hear overbleaching it and never washing or brushing it.

No. 892635

>>892631
Yep. Excess benzo or benadryl use is terrible for you long term.

No. 892638

>>892553
She’d need to quit smoking cigs and get her teeth taken care of, they’re most likely rotten and smelly. Nobody wants someone who reeks giving them a facial.

No. 892639

>>892615
hahahaha her choosing the fruit pack bitch AS IF you've ever touched a real fruit in the last few months. never change tuna

No. 892641

>>892615
Also the milky coffee thing that usually contains 400-500 calories. She is even to lazy to pretend good enough to be convincing

No. 892642

>>892577
Does she just slather all this on her face? I don’t see any sort of cleanser. Home girl please get some face wash. Double cleansing with an oil cleanser and then a foaming cleanser would do her a world of good.

No. 892643

>>892635
the studies done pertaining to long-term Benadryl usage were slightly flawed in that they were done on the older population and not anyone younger than 65. The aim of the study was to dissuade providers from prescribing anti-cholinergic drugs to elderly people.

Honestly, the studies seem to point to the conclusion that these people who developed dementia were probably already in the process of developing it, but the medications sped up the process.

tl;dr still not a good idea to abuse anti-cholinergic drugs at any age.

No. 892646

>>892639
but anon she ate TWO blackberries with her morning coca cola

No. 892647

>>892577
>it’s freezing
i looked up the weather and it was 70°? am i insane or is that not cold at all?

No. 892648

>>892647
That 70 seems inaccurate. In north central NJ it was mid 60s with wind. It was quite chilly compared to last month. Definitely not shorts weather.

No. 892649

>>892648
ok but mid 60s still isnt “freezing”. plus she just got her purple people eater coat, it’s only gonna get colder so if that coat isn’t good enough for mid-60s and wind chill how does she expect to survive winter?

No. 892650

>>892581
Reminder that Luna is covered in freckles so any time you see her clear filterless, makeup free skin it's a lie

No. 892653

>>892577
>this lip product made me decide not to get lip fillers
tuna lip filler arc would be hilarious, i'd love to see how she would've justified paying for fillers instead of essentials

No. 892656

>>892653
I doubt there’s any reality where Lurch would allow $500+ to be injected into Luna’s face and away from his veins.

>>892628
Between DARE propaganda and Burgerland Big Pharma propaganda lies the truth, I’d imagine. You mention opiates, but she abuses benzos just as much. The studies on long-term effects of benzos are mixed, but most of those studies are looking at people who take them as prescribed by a physician anyways. So they can’t be applied to our girl. Benzos mess with the GABA and dopamine pathways (‘fry’ them, if you like), and absolutely contribute to her mood dysregulation. Maybe she’s an honest schizo as well, I’m not sure. I don’t think the doctors know either. Until she she stops pounding chemicals that artificially light up the happy buttons of the brain, there’s no telling.

No. 892657

>>892647
i'm in the area and it was like high 50s-low 60s. she's so full of shit.

No. 892658

>>892657
samefag but she probably said she was freezing because it falls in line with her ana chan larp

No. 892660

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you don’t have an eating disorder tunes

No. 892661

>>892660
>what is binge-eating disorder

No. 892662

>>892657
Yup, same area and I was running errands in a T-shirt and thin hoodie that day. Not like she has shit all to do anyway.

No. 892663

>>892660
Her eating is pretty disordered.. just not in the direction she desires

No. 892664

>>892647
The nights have been in the 40s but the days have been high 50s and 60s. Not that cold at all during the time when she's taking selfies.

No. 892665

>>892641
> the milky coffee thing
that's just iced coffee, nonny. you must not be a burger.

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No. 892673

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No. 892674

>>892673
This would be cringe if this was written by a teenager.
But a 26 year old?

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No. 892681

>>892677
Lmao at her lashes. Is that a filter or a pair of falsies that she didn't know she was supposed to trim down?! Take it easy, snuffleupagus

No. 892682

>>892626
So have we decided on the next thread pic and title?
>>892675
Why is she so obsessed with taking naked pictures of her body? Ew. Thats' not Even how you actually look, tubby, try something without filters and strategic posing

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No. 892686

>>892682
My vote for title is Faves from the Graves: the Tunaverse Revisited

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No. 892688

>>892684
Is she too blind to notice that her top is filthy?

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No. 892691

>>892689
I love how she posts all the time about her "eating disorder" while fully looking like a big pasty ball of dough.

That video also convinced me she fully lied about people telling her she's beautiful all the time. She has such a weird mouth with thin lips and a big bucktooth overbite and NO idea why she wears her hair greasy and matted in the back and pulls all her hair forward and teases it in the front so the sides are poofy and dry.

No. 892692

>>892689
girl thinking you can starve for a while and then be content with the results is in for a ride awakening once she starts to eat normal again

No. 892693

>>892677
those are fucking drag queen lashes

No. 892694

>>892689
She acts like a tween trying to catch anorexia. By saying she’s “not built to be bones” it’s like she’s already anticipating not losing any real weight. She wears stretched out stretchy clothing that literally grew with her body so it’s hilarious that she thinks she can use the fit of her clothes to gauge weight loss.

No. 892695

>>892687
Her posing with the weed plant in the end. Idk why but that's so fucking funny like she's thinks she's super cool or something kek

No. 892696

>>892684
You know she ate them all.

No. 892697

>>892687
Legit what is wrong with her voice? It sounds like she's on day 5 of a crack binge and can't breathe or talk anymore. Also the pic with the tomato in her mouth kekkk
>>892689
She acts like this is her new lifestyle. If she's actually lost weight, she's gonna gain so much back when she's done pretending to be anorexic.

No. 892698

>>892689
Bragging this early into her anorexia larp. She has a long way to go before someone becomes concerned enough to tell her she has a problem with restricting. Yes, Luna, lash out on people who try to help you with drug addiction by bragging about a different addiction. Luna is a consumer. She will binge. Like that "handful" of chips. And Luna, at least hit below 200 before threatening the internet with an eating disorder.

No. 892699

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New Tuna poem

No. 892700

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>>892699
Samefag, the word that's missing is "dejection"… sorry idk why it saved that way.

No. 892701

>>892699
bitch talking about pigeon coops like she's the pigeon man from hey arnold

No. 892702

>>892628
Except, I never mentioned her motor skills being affected by drugs but excessive phone use, because she's spent nearly an entire decade tapping away at her phone and whatever current year handheld she's either stolen or grifted for. You're just using it as an excuse to whine about "muh drug propaganda". There's no doubt her excessive drug use has messed with her memory and possibly her ability to retain information, y'know skills that would be useful in a school setting. Some wagie job barely scraping by is the easiest and most realisitic option for her, but no the bare minimum's beneath princess tuna.

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No. 892705

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No. 892706

>>892581
when is someone gonna tell luna that slathering greasy product on your face does not make your skin look healthy or nice you actually have to eat healthy and drink water for that to happen

No. 892707

>>892699
> we'll either make it far or we'll die together // and I better die skinny.
At least we know she has a long life ahead of her?

No. 892708

>>892705
wearing the hair rollers she shoplifted lolll our skincare beauty queen

No. 892709

>>892700
You need a job to get a home

She will be blacklisted from all public housing for a set # of years now, if not permanently, because her dumb ass allowed herself to be officially evicted from public housing (she could have just left without the eviction being filed. She had MULTIPLE changes)

It’s so annoying how she plays the victim when she did this all to herself.

No. 892710

>>892708
Shoplifting hair curlers at 26 when she doesn't even have an actual home to live at. Truly an inspiration

No. 892711

>>892706
She’s been told and she knows. The tag for her latest «haul» is
> #yes i know it's a lot that i don't need but it's my fav self care so f off
Luna doesn’t want friends or advice; she wants everyone around her to clap for her, shower her with praise and give her things.

No. 892712

>>892711
Yep. I remember that she snapped at a follower who told her that.

No. 892713

>>892684
Her dirty stained top. She tries to be sexy and it's so sad kek

No. 892714

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Luna is delusional and the personification of arrested development. These posts are revelatory, in my opinion. They shed new light to >>892135. An interaction with her is never neutral. You are either obsessed with her and adore her or you hate her and are trying to harm her and it’ll depend on how she feels about herself that day.

No. 892715

>>892714
Michael Alig is literally a drug addict who killed his drug dealer/friend. It would be more impressive to receive a message from James St James or Walt Paper or someone from that era who was artistic and went on to amass success, instead of going to jail for horrific crimes and getting out of jail to continue being a druggie.
funny how she thinks this must mean she's an incredibly talented artist

No. 892716

>>892715
considering she based her entire personality off of heroin addict courtney love, this isn't surprising

No. 892717

>>892715
I particularly how she turned
> It’s very good
To
> adored my art
It wasn’t bragworthy then and it’s not now. He was not only a murderer but a predatory paedophile (which he admitted to). After coming out of jail, he was desperate to resurrect his “career” so of course he’d reach out to people like Luna. Her ego wouldn’t let her admit that to herself. In the interest of ~fairness~, James St James has also tried to latch onto youngsters that idolise(d?) him.

No. 892718

>>892684
Kek this is my vote for next thread pic it’s hilarious.
>>892689
Girl it’s been FIVE days jesus christ.

No. 892719

>>892718
Someone should shoop in a bottle of Lurch Piss or Big Mac or something

No. 892720

>>892689
>I'll always be curvy

Anyone that genuinely starves themselves will get down to skin and bones eventually. ED LARPers go with this "Um akshually it's literally impossible for me to be skinny because reasons uwu" shit so they can pretend they're not lying about eating 5 calories a day even though they're still fat. I guarantee Luna's already failing to restrict her calories, which is why she's already making excuses.

No. 892721

>>892699
Imagine renting a room at this air bnb and seeing this stay puft junkie bothering the pigeons and weeping outside. And then going to take a video with the pot plants after shoving a giant cherry tomato between her fuzzy teeth for a selfie

No. 892722

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>>892714
just so we’re all aware this is what michael’s art looked like.

No. 892723

Does luna have any realistic art? I don't think I've ever seen anything non-cartoony from her

No. 892724

>>892689
It’s so funny how she’s convinced she’s lost enough weight that her waist is “getting tiny again” from less than a week of not eating/only drinking coke, even though she just found out she’s 235lbs like a couple days ago

No. 892725

>>892672
Oh please I'm sure she loves the fact that some coomer thinks she's sexy for """having""" and ED. The validation alone probably makes her feel good.

>>892649
>>892657
>>892662
>>892664
>60s not cold
Y-yeah…. totally….
t. hot climate dweller

No. 892726

>>892723
I’ve only ever seen her do the one style (two if you count her recent foray into Sharpie shit)

No. 892728

>>892721
The way I audibly cackled at this, someone with more artistic talent than me PLEASE use it as inspiration for a drawing

No. 892729

>>892724
Since she’s always whining about not owning a scale she should really bust out a tape measurer and track her measurements lol

No. 892730

>>892724
If she really was not eating someone of her gargantuan size would see a difference after a few days but we all know that at the very least she’s drinking her calories

No. 892731

>>892728

Idk I already did that with the Senor Sledge, just drawing her doing the same thing but in a garden seems a bit redundant but I suppose I could make a series.

>>892723
No lmao

No. 892732

>>892731
PLEASE NONA your art is magnificent!

No. 892733

This resurgence of her ana-chan larp is great. She really thinks turning down 3 pretzel sticks is a sign of "uwu control"?
We should be proud that she had learned her lesson and isn't posting pics of her smoking inside.

No. 892735

>>892733
It’s fucking hilarious, most people with an active eating disorder try to hide it because it’s a source of shame, or at least post anonymously/pseudonymously/not on accounts linked to their face and government name. How much do you want to bet that she’s being used as fatspo by other anachans?

No. 892736

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ana queen eats a turkey cheese sandwich every morning as well

No. 892738

>>892736
of course she has to have something to go with her morning Coca Cola

No. 892742

>>892736
>>892738
She probably has scurvy

No. 892743

>>892736
A turkey with swiss on a roll every morning? Wow this airb&b sure is taking care of her lazy ass. What's she going to do in December? Have EvIl DaD pay for another 3 months because she still isn't getting a job?

No. 892745

>>892743
She’s absolutely emotionally blackmailing him with “YoU nEvEr WaNtEd Me!!11!!!!”

No. 892746

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>>891814
>>892614
I realize now that I should've made the aesthetic trash bins transparent so you can still read the cells, my bad nonnas & thanks to the original creator

No. 892747

>>892675
>restricting always works
WOW who woulda thunk that not eating 5,000 calories per day would lead to weight loss!! She's literally retarded.

No. 892748

>>892747
And then when she caves and binges she’ll put all the weight back on plus extra

No. 892749

>>892703
For fuck’s sake Tuna, you’re 26

No. 892752

>>892672
Dear Lord, bitch is dramatic.
The first thing I thought seeing the pic was "There is no cure" for bad art.
>>892681
It has to be Faves from the Graves as title.
Then the pic, if there wasn't already one contender, should be a mock up of her most faves from the graves. Like Cobain and stolen angel and hello kitty grave deco.
>>892684
WTF, Tuna, wash your clothes.
>>892688
The Tunaverse must be a hell of a place where one cannot see dirt.

No. 892753

>>892720
Luna should read about Kibbe types. She would be considered a Soft Dramatic. Tall and curvy. Maybe she would calm down with the wannarexia shit for a moment.
Soft Dramatic body type Mega Dramatic character type.

No. 892756

>>892753
lmao what the fuck does this even mean?

No. 892759

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>>892756
nta, it's autism and objectification is what it is, made by some scrote named David Kibbe

No. 892760

>>892756
Kibbe faggotry needs hours of dedicated study, hun.
Soft Dramatic just means she is tall with curve, where the "dramatic" part is the tall one and "soft" the curvy. She could also be a curvy "flamboyant natural". "flamboyant" is the dramatic part and "natural" the broad part, if her shoulders are more dominant than her hips.
The system is from a scrote, so take it with a grain of salt, but he stole it from women anyway. Style recom for Soft Dramatic is anything but "uwu baby girl" aesthetics. Think of Joan from Mad Men.
Please mods, don't ban me for Kibbe sperging. I just wanted to clarify.

No. 892761

>>892759
Yeah, I know. David Kibbe is a cow on his own. But it actually gave me peace with my body. Seeing that there are different types and that it is normal and every one of them has their own beauty. For some reason, it never occurred to me on my own.

No. 892762

>>892753
You keep calling Luna andro which confirms to me you no idea about Kibbe body types and you should give up. This isnt the first time Kibbe anons showed up. Being fat doesn't change your Kibbe body type and she isn't curvy. She has flapjack tits and lumps all over. Luna as extremely wide shoulders which also disproves your SoFt DrAmAtIc sperging anyway.

No. 892763

>>892762
Where did I call her andro? She has a fat hip and upper legs and large (but deflated) tits. Her head looks tiny to her body. Dramatic doesn't mean andro in Soft Dramatic. Do the examples of Soft Dramatics look andro to you?
Also, it's not that deep. Is just some system to help people how to dress if they have no clue what suits them.

No. 892764

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No. 892772

>>892730
The only thing she's 'restricting' is her filter use.

No. 892783

>>892628
Fucking junkies crying when people point out the effects of long-term opiate abuse. Give it a rest already



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