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DO NOT COWTIP, THE COW DOES A PERFECTLY GOOD JOB OF MILKING ITSELF
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>Luna is a 26 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”>Claims to have overdosed 5+ times>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her >Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet how vile it is to do so>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being penniless
>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. They were soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove her mother to relapse and go to inpatient>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her face
Sex Worker Saga:
>Embarked on a “sex work” career, taking filthy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money, looking more and more like an actual corpse in every photo>Sells premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829>One anon leaks a “commission” video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, then takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Her dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off, one of her lowest points to date >>758647>SEX WORK CAREER IS OVER >>760386>“Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turns up after being sent the dad video, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her sex work twitter account >>761016>Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037>Returns to sex work >>805775 , >>810203 >A year later, anon drops “Lurch gyrating Luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” videos that they bought but didn’t leak at the time >>811491 , >>811554
>LUNA AND LURCH ARE GETTING EVICTED >>802600 , >>810637 >Luna uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker >>811724 >Electricity gets disconnected and Luna continues to refer to the owner of the apartment as her “landlord” despite admitting on Facebook that they’re not there legally >>813209 , >>813354>EVIL TOXIC MUM arc turns into THE MHA GASLIT MY MUM, A MENTALLY ILL WOMAN arc >>813340>The apartment door lock breaks, Luna and Lurch build sad little barricades (the most notable being the busted pink gaming chair, RIP, gone too soon) >>816475 , >>815981>The cops pay them a visit and find drugs, drug paraphernalia and a knife >>813338>Charges are filed against Lurch >>819990 , >>822424 , >>824442>As a result, Lurch now has to submit drug tests on the regular, and Luna allegedly actually detoxes from heroin (while still using methadone and/or weed, other opiates and/or benzos) >>821718 , >>822657 , >>823499 , >>823823 , >>824260>Luna keeps claiming to be sober despite still taking fucking Xanax >>824858 , >>825465 , >>827008 , >>825462>”Abusive” dad relapses and is allegedly “dying” >>825466 , >>825993 , >>826190 >Meanwhile, Luna says it’s a “slap in the face” that her mother dares to be high around her >>826257>Freaks out incessantly on Reddit about her and Lurch’s stimulus checks as it’s clearly their own income>Luna and Lurch are attacked by their neighbour’s pitbulls (totally not while stealing or anything) >>831109
>Luna claims to have been raped by a stranger in her building, anons bicker over whether she’s telling the truth or not >>840784 , >>840941>Reports the rape to the police who take the allegation seriously >>841832>Police then pivot to not entirely believing her rape story, suspect her of submitting a falsified statement >>843957>Luna gets admitted to the psych ward, calls it the “worst day of her life” but doesn’t explain why, still manages to post unsettling selfies featuring EKG stickers >>846413 , >>846458>One theory is that she lost her shit when she took all of her Klonopin and the doctor wouldn’t give her more >>847120
>Instead of applying for jobs, the skincare kween continues to pass the time with flagrant sheet mask abuse >>888037>Calls MC Sledgehammer a “slum lord” and claims she has a lawyer looking into taking action against him (topkek, sure Tuna) >>888098>Contractfag-chan does some contractfagging and establishes that Senor Sledge is well within his rights to kick the gruesome twosome out for breaking the rules >>888106>Tuna claims she’s going to ruin Sledgehammer-sama’s reputation, he must be shaking in his boots >>888125>Some amazing art from a talented nonita >>888157>More porky pies about the plumbing issue at Sledgehammer-Samar’s abode (we know you don’t take showers, Tuna) >>888232>More threats and slander, calls Senor Sledge a “wannabe real estate agent” when that’s literally what he does for a living >>888259>After Luna claims that “everyone” in the Airbnb was being kicked out, Sledgehammer-sama brings in five new people, once again demonstrating how bad she is at lying >>888291>Tuna alleges that Senor Sledge won’t talk to her and treats his girlfriend badly, implying he is a misogynist (LORD imagine the milk if he sued her for defamation) >>888319>Then she claims he knew about the plumbing issues prior to her moving in, this retard really cannot keep up with her own tall tales >>888388>Woe is me, Lurch is off to meet with “a lady who is our only hope”, cue speculation as to whether she is a former girlfriend, side piece, customer, et al >>888511>May have found a place to stay, reminds us all how great her skin is, just in case anyone had forgotten >>888610>Pity posting about how other people are so privileged other people are, being rich and having everything handed to them while she is an eternal victim of a cruel and unjust world HEY SIRI, WHAT IS SELF-AWARENESS? >>888611>Thanks to a cowtipper Tuna deletes some of the pity posts, while also claiming that she never inherited a house like we’ve all accepted as part of her lore. She also claims she “only” inherited 50k, you know, the amount most people have on small change down the back of the couch, and spent it all on rent and bills (interesting way to spell “drugs”, Tuna) >>888628>In an astonishing feat of spasticity, Tuna manages to fuck up an Airbnb booking by not realising that you can change the dates without cancelling the whole thing, freaks out about it on Reddit, all the posts get deleted by the sub mods >>888778>Yes Tuna, it’s definitely because you are cursed and not at all because you’re a fucking retard >>888795>Has found a “gorgeous” new place, Senor Sledge is making her life “hell” and it’s not her fault because NOTHING is ever her fault >>888886>Anon shares a screenshot of DMs with Luna, apparently “Mattjew” is going to squat at Sledgehammer-sama’s until he is given a refund and they have savings from when he got bitten by the neighbour’s shitbulls (yet another inventive way of saying “drugs”) >>888937>Lurch posts about his father having “a relaxing touch”, I don’t even know where to start with that one, brainlet.jpeg >>889000>Hey nonitas, did Tuna ever tell you that she loves her skin? >>889053>The disgusting duo finally leaves MC Sledgehammer’s premises >>889084>More cringeworthy sharpie art. NO HOME FOR YOU! >>889104>Nona finds the Marriott where Tuna is staying before moving into the new place >>889142>The cheapest room is $199 per night, ebil dad is obviously footing the bill >>889146>Based Sledgehammer-sama re-lists their room, proving that there wasn’t an issue with the house, he just wanted them out >>889318>Newfag claims they were a “neighbour” of Tuna and Lurch at the House of Sledge, doesn’t post proof, anons are divided on whether this is legit milk or bullshit >>889375>Newfag neighbour claims they stunk like shit, admitted to breaking the rules and left peacefully >>889390>Also claims Senor Sledge knew all about them and the thread >>889393>Apparently he was “sent things” about them and told the other residents which led to them googling the gruesome twosome >>889406>Supposedly it was the squatting that pisses Senor Sledge off the most, plus their room “smelled like ass” >>889450>After aeons of fakeboi notice-me-senpaing at Tuna, she finally gets acknowledged >>889503>Nonas notice that there’s been no sign of Lurch since Luna arrived at the hotel, cue tinfoiling about him ditching her >>889615>While awaiting the next chapter in the Airbnb saga, anon shares an ancient video of Tuna participating in a mentorship program, seemingly confirming that she is an actual sped as demonstrated by her inability to form a single coherent sentence >>889666>Once a greasy, hulking, hot mess, always a greasy, hulking, hot mess >>889684>TUNANATOR CRUSH VILLAGE >>889857>Finally makes it to the new abode, promptly posts pictures of the nice garden that is wasted on a scumbag like her, replete with pot plants >>889892>Cosy looking Ugg sheets, perfect for New York in the summer and someone who never bathed >>889917>Still trying to sell grimy ass nudes >>890153>The sentient Junji Ito drawing finally makes an appearance at the wookhouse playing photographer for his muse >>890231>Place your bets on how long it will take this arrangement to go tits up (inb4 Tuna tries to steal the other cat that lives in the house) >>890237>Luna posts a hilarious selfie with Lurch featuring a makeup filter that makes him look like troon >>890272>MERRY MILKMAS! Weaponised autism leads to the unearthing of their current Airbnb listing >>890338
[ed tumblr]https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ https://thewrldisurs82.tumblr.com/
Yeah those are surprisingly nice digs, it’s a shame to think of the gruesome twosome stinking it up.
Also thanks for the new thread nonny
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The room is only booked til mid December, what happened to staying somewhere until February?
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From the other farms
>everyone is arguing with me
That’s a weird way of saying “I’m a poorly socialised, uncompromising and entitled piece of shit”
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Lurch is such a lech, no wonder Luna feels bad about herself while he's lusting after her friends
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Does anyone else think she looks gorgeous in this? She may be overweight but her fat distribution is really good - her waist is tiny. She could be cute in a thicc way with very little effort.(bait)
>>890380>Does anyone else
who finally told our beautiful mashed potato princess ‘no’?
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Predator vs. Predator
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It's giving aphex twin
I am begging you to shut the fuck up. If this is a tiny waist by your standards, god help you. Also instagram angles and sucking in change a lot. Anyone who's been here more than 5 minutes knows what's up.
Can the Tuna WKs please find the exit FFS.
This. Also, if you're lurking Tuna, here's a fun tip:>>890391
if you see a post formatted like this (bonus points if it's unsaged!), they could be one of three things! A newfag, kiwifarmer, or a mutual of yours that you burned a bridge with, kek.
shut the actual fuck up. no one gives a fuck if you think tuna looks good, we know she abuses filters more than she abuses pills. this is a forum for DRAMA, not for 'nonny
no. 890394's personal thoughts'.
i think anon means more like the posts where people go >luna is actually really really pretty and i also do 10 mg xanax bars every day and im sober and I UNDERSTAND DRUG ADDICTS WAY MORE THAN YOU REEEEE I UNDERSTAND LUNA AND HER ART THE BEST!!! truly a troubled and beautiful soul i hope she leaves lurch and becomes a beat poet/baseball journalist and she also finally likes my insta pic!!! her body is amazing despite her obesity and lumpiness! thats just being thicc!!! doing drugs totally makes her (and me because yes i do codeine and smoke erryday IM NOT AN ADDICT) way more deep and cool than any normie out there. not like any of you people who make fun of poor precious princess tuna could ever ever understand trauma or how she needs her sooper serious sanrio venting art!!! anyways love her tattoos and lurch is a hottie!
i think most of us just want people to stop responding to bait. its too obvious every time.
Only twitter trannies use that word in my experience. You must not be a woman if you think that (skins on) mashed potatoes with a kigurumi mask on top are beautiful.>>890375
Is it weird that I find her no longer using the “1996” in her usernames hilarious? She used to love to brag about being some kind of wunderkind artist who was so advanced for her age and now she’s at least come to the realization that at her big age she should probably have done something with “all that potential uwu” by now.
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Ummm achstually, she's Erin Heatherton after she gained weight. Didn't you know? Lose the weight, Erin, lay off the drugs!
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Why must she state every single thing she’s applied to her face? She does that every time it’s annoying
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Is it the filter or does it sort of look like her hairline is receding? I could be reaching
maybe a little bit, i definitely see what you mean. >>890424
her retarded poses always make me laugh, where the fuck is she looking
Cherry angiomas aka big pink mole.
I'd have that removed but it's the least of her concerns.
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Maybe she can't physically hold her tongue in anymore like a senior dog.
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Tunafish liking long posts about why dirty men cause female UTIs.
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Luna's disgusting lips have reminded me of something for a while and I have finally remembered what.
Lol, the woman wearing the gag is even doing the tongue thing Luna does.
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They only have housing until December as of now but time for another haul of cheap cheap low quality shit
What a dumbass. Just consume less calories Tuna you literally have food stamps. This bitch doesn't really want the things she pines over, she just wants to bitch and moan and play victim
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Damn she's so bent on self destructing My sister is also a bpd piece of shit so i know first hand that until she's in jail or living in a tent she's not gonna stop living like this and hating herself and probably not even then. Girl you're 26 already wake the fuck up move your ass and do something with your life!!! Anything!!! Nobody gives a shit if you're fat that's the least of her problems. She could start by deleting her social media and dropping her dick cheese loser pedophile piece of shit boyfriend. Damn it I know im projecting a little but this dumb and passive self victimizing bitch makes my blood boil. She's either gonna end up dead or as a old and obese toothless prostitute and still she will blame everyone but herself because waah dont you know that the world is against her??
Sage for angry autistic rant
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She liked several ED posts on tumblr but this one was my favorite kek
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no, it's highly likely that pumpkin has been around dogs before you and matt stole her, tuna.
i've had the same phone for 7 years and have only had 2 phone cases for it. the way she "needs" a new phone case is astounding cause she genuinely is under the belief that anything she wants is actually a need, or it means that everything she owns becomes so filthy and bacteria infested because of her lack of hygiene that she does actually NEED to get another one.
also remember when she said she was gonna get a "beneath her" job once she moves in somewhere? meanwhile, all she's done is continue to take sweaty selfies with minimal makeup and post useless shit she's buying.
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>>890486>have been wanting a robe
Like the one you've been wearing over and over again? Guess she can't be assed to throw it in a washing machine. New one it is. Enjoy the cheap cheap cheap toxins!
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This is from the listing. It's even free! The best kind of cheap cheap cheap! I'm sure she can watch a youtube video on how to do laundry!
But she prefers to re-wear her vomit shirt over and over instead >>890424
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Who does she have taking her photo? It's not Lurch is it?
It's lurch. That's his black wife beater and extremely receding hairline >>890272
that he normally hides kek
Psychic damage. And she liked that huge post about men giving women UTIs from poor hygiene…>>890577
She has no excuse. Remember when she was all ~my DBT workbooks uwu~? She could get that dopamine hit she so desperately craves if she chucked her dirty clothes into the machine and washed them. She could even watch King of the Hill while she folds them. She might even find it relaxing. It's such a simple thing most people take for granted but could be one of the easier ways for her to be productive.
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Lurch is on the prowl
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Interesting how he's demoted her from "my fiance" to "my girl". And how most of his replies are to women younger than him who love baseball.
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Sure Lurch, kek
Jessi Slaughter 2: Electric Boogaloo. What are you going to do, Lurch? Go to the airport and sit at the boarding door until they let you on a plane without a passport? Chase him down on your bum knee? Yell at him in gibberish on the internet where you're safe like the coward you are?
You pose no threat and have no power. You talk big game, but you're just a fat old man chasing after the skirts of teenage girls and fleeting highs. Nothing more.
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One last gem from Lurch's Twitter. I took this a few hours ago but forgot to post
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Tuna being this involved in the opiate fandom makes her look extremely not sober. Why does she care so much?
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Is it me or does he always change his height, now he's 6'6 also confirmation from the goon himself that he uses Tuba's reddit account. He's seriously mentally stunted. He needs to add that hea a groomer in there while he's at it.
Funny how he posts his story a few hours after this >>890659
was posted by nonnie
. Kek. Hi lurch
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The post this was replying to was deleted, but im sure we can guess what it was about
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Still on the prowl
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Another Lurch accident to add to the list of things that robbed him of that completely real pro baseball career
I've read about adults having PTSD from car accidents, but they're usually super severe events. Like multi car pileup, being trapped/injured for hours, someone dying. I knew someone who found her mother on the side of the road, trapped in a totaled car. No one else had stopped to help & she developed PTSD from the incident.
Obv very different situations, but it can happen to well functioning adults. Not that Lurch is one lol, but if it happened I could easily see it adding to his paranoia or anger.
not that height is even brag worthy, but it’s literally the only thing Matthew has. he’s approaching 50 and he’s never had a job, no education, no assets, he’s not good-looking, he’s not even clean.
but at least he’s 6’9” or whatever~
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He was so emancipated
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You missed the best one nonnie
. This one always makes me howl.
Imagine having this >>890744
jump scare every time you look at your phone. He was already repulsive before this but somehow he keeps getting worse.
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Looks like Tuna's taking a break from bragging about doing heroin and benzos to complain about crackheads again despite that she's done crack herself.
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Looking especially sober today
This was my thought. She wants any and every drug she can get her hands on and she's jealous and triggered
that someone is getting high like that lmao. She acts so high and mighty when she's literally the scum of the earth.
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that's what she wants. she wants haters and people to be mean to her because then she's a victim
. look at her parents. the only time she ever even acknowledges their existence is when they're apparently sooo mean to her.
Or when her mom buys her more useless shit >>890816
What does he even have to gain from lying about his age by a few years?? These two and their brain rot never ceases to amaze me
Kek I know, she's such a retard. If anyone points it out she'll just say it was autocorrect but she definitely thinks it's emancipated and not emaciated.
I was going to say it's all the benzos muddling her mind but judging from the videos from college, she's always had some form of mental retardation.
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She bought a new switch game for $25 cheap, and she's making fun of someone for posting a low quality pic in the game's sub. Looks like job hunting is going great kek
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Lurch is still on the prowl part 1
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The account >>890831
Probably, he's the only one who leaves the house
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watch out anons he's 6'6 240lbs
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I wish I understood NY state subsidized housing rules a little better, but Luna (and nonnies here) complained for about 4 years that subsided housing “takes too long” to acquire. However I feel like in those last four years of squatting she could have at least put an application out there and tried it. Their income level for two people has to be low enough since neither of them work. The eviction wouldn’t interfere with the application either, from what I can tell. The only thing that would have possibly ruined their chances are if the two of them have a lot of debt that’s hit collections or something.
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Was 100% a cry for attention because here she is very clearly not in any treatment facility. My tinfoil is that she’s seen Lurch lurking about on twitter again and combined with how openly mean he’s been towards her despite the lovebombing posts, she did a BPD and threatened to go inpatient for asspats and Lurch’s affection.
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She has been posting videos of the dog and another cat. They're not milky enough for the effort to pist them imo.
Lurch with the random mask on his chin at all times. Is it for covering up the recently sprouted double chin?>>890858
His hair is greasy as shit and thinning. You could probably fry chicken with it if you rang it out.
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I thought he was just sculpted like that
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What a hot rocker/indie dude with nice hair.
Please get your eyes checked, anon
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Sweet nonna, yes. If she looks even mildly presentable, there are filters on filters. This is truly unfiltered Tunafish. The nose is always a dead giveaway.
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He cannot keep his lies straight, first it was an injury and now it's his family who prevented him from achieving his baseball stardom >>890901
He's equally if not more fried than Tuna. He can't form a coherent sentence to save his life. I doubt he could even drive if he had a car, much less be able to handle doing Uber Eats.
KEK I had the same thought but didn't know if it was because I'm so tired.
The trash bag in front of his feet accentuates this very nicely
Maybe you could sign up to be the next Lurchette, nonnie
I wouldn't accept the food from him. He would stand there expecting a tip and telling you how he used to be a professional baseball player who was a mathematician on the side and now he's working for tips and very badly needs the tips until he inherits his yacht. One big run-on sentence but more broken than what I just typed.>>890914
She totally would do this. She would assume that no one would notice missing a whole burger.
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Have you seen pics of Lurch? He doesn't dress that abnormally
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maybe she was finally applying for that job at Dunkin’
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What is going on with those hemmeroidy lips of hers
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here you go, a candid from several threads back. Other person is cropped out.
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Saged for non milk but I knew Tuna reminded me of a book character’s description and only clicked today who that was exactly..
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My theory is she told him he could bust a nut looking at her ass for $20 and he stuck it in.
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Sage for unrelated but it looks like Tuna got herself a skin walker
Recommend for a good laugh, even thought the milk is powderedhttps://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR5j7WST/
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Sort of milk. Lurch has been busy on Twitter now that he's got the squat to himself, guess the anons who saw her post were right
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Also nice casual racism against Nigerians from chief
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And last offering I have is an interesting keyboard warrior boomer interaction from the tough guy himself
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He called him a fag first, kek. Matthew Schumacher, a worthless and useless paedophilic creep thinks he has any room to judge anyone.
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Our statue is not only ageing backwards but also shrinking.
are right and it’s all a ruse to get housing. We already know she isn’t staying where she’s at until February, as she previously announced.
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You mean stole before realising that it’s of no use to you, fucking thieving piece of shit
"weight train daily"
omfg i am rolling kek
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On that brainvat chick's selfie post
This loser is so high/lost so much brain matter that he searched mt vernon on tt and replied a 3 day old tweet thinking it's like a "lost and found" >>891068
Can u imagine if he od's again because "muh tuna's away' but he actually dies for real and when Luna comes back she finds his rotting corpse half eaten by the cat?
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kek at the rest of the tweet and replies
No one cares about you Lurch, shut your fat ass up.>>891080
He's lying his ass off. He has no gun and got nipped by a dog. It wasn't even a bite and I doubt he would still be alive if four
pitbulls went after his chubby ass. He wouldn't have gotten any money if he was carrying around an unregistered gun. I'm sure in his tweaked out head he was having a 'nam flashback where all of this happened, but it sure as hell did not happen in real life.
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The way he hits on her friends sends me
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can lurch please get with jersey yankee girl nina? she actually looks age appropriate for him kek. maybe should could clean him up. seeing him in this sterile airbnb environment is making me crave a situation like when charlie dates the rich girl on iasip. i wanna see lurch in a group of middle class normies at a ball game.
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is she flirting with lurch or am i crazy nonnas?
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Oh but Lurch I thought you used to be super successful and it was only through a series of unfortunate events that were totally the fault of other people that led you to be a junkie and a degenerate.
Your mom should have been so proud of you for so long!
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does lurch have a foot fetish? yuck. also what do you think he thinks of lunas cuticles? he's really disgusted by her. sad honestly.
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hes really on one tonight ladies
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He's got such a hot nut for this British girl. He's always commenting on her shit, fucking kek
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i CANNAHT you guys… luna has been gone what 2 days? hes now trying to get free feet pics from what i think is a bot kek
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im losing my shit over him responding to a post about 9/11 to talk about himself and his dead dad. also posting a 9/11 memorial in the middle of tweeting foot fetish ladies. peak humor. just another compilation. im so sorry. i did not want to learn this much about lurch tonight either.
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His likes. Oh my god. Lurch has a foot fetish.
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I’m fucking crying laughing, yall. He’s on a siiick one and I hope this never ends.
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Ugh third times the charm, right?
Not Lurch judging another woman's feet when his sow's trotters look like this. And what jewelry he can't even afford housing lmaooo
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, his brain is so fried he doesn't realize he's talking to a not so sophisticated bot. A normal person would've caught that quick, but it's lurch, and he's a retard.
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Anon, this is the funniest shit I've seen here in a long time kek
This is so hilarious!! I hope Tuna sees all this milk and leaves him…. The evidence is here. I feel like his foot fetish is kinda like a safe for work porn situation so he could argue that its not SEXUAL. Then again, if hes always been ok with tuna doing sex work, may she is
ok with him “supporting” other sex workers?
What a trailer trash life. may tuna get sober and change her life and leave him, because this is awful
NO WAY lmao guess asking to get them for free didn't work out.
I can't, I'm dying I'm literally deceased from this. When Tuna finds out this is what he's been up to instead of scoring drugs it's gonna be so hilarious. Aww her one true love.
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what the fuck is he on about
Luna won’t leave Lurch over this. He’s done way worse and been more brazen and she never left because she knows Lurch is the end of the line for her. She has to accept his (unsuccessful, hilarious) philandering or be single. She will
however say she is hideous and ugly and should starve when she finds out. Won’t place blame on Chief, though. And definitely won’t dump him.
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Confirmed money was sent. In response to keeping the tips.
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lurch telling these twitter randoms that he loves them is sending me. are all junkies like this? the people hes responding to seem like an alternative universe luna and lurch. >>891204
thats what i was thinking too. if shes in a detox program shes 100 percent not getting her preshus benzos. we can only imagine the shit fits shes throwing right now.
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Our emancipated king is fucking UNHINGED on twitter right now. Living for it.
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says he hasnt slept in four days, is he hitting the crack or meth? could explain why hes horny as hell speed gives men raging hardons. sorry for the extensive collage
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samefag but they sold in 1998. kept a lot of info out like his mothers name and the buyer, but because roger is dead i don't think that part matters. i'm too bored today you guys. why is lurch way more milky than luna right now. her thread hasnt been this interesting in years. id like to find out more info on his family the inheritance shit he always claims, his grandmother on rogers side appeared to have died in 1998 too.
Meth and crack make people really horny. He is literally publicly thirsting over everything that has a pussy. He a blind horny dog let loose in a fish market.
He has been high the whole time it seems since Tuna went away. I am starting to suspect he has a stash he keeps secret from his orbitting dwarf moon.
Milkmas comes twice a year, Milkmas is when tuna gets out and checks her thread. kek
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hes definitely on some speed induced psychosis right now, like he said this perfectly fine sign is unreadable. it says east prospect ave lurch, put on your glasses!!!
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Interesting, he had to pick up Pumpkin.
I think you're miss reading, he's just trying to brag about how much he cares about his pets he had to gasp
WALK and TAKE A TRAIN to get her food and toys! WOW such care and effort! /s , not like pick her
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Here’s the context with the information redacted. These little glimpses make it obvious why these two get along.
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he posted this pic of pumpkin. caption is
> she's so bored and it's better when both of us are here she's just randomly jumping up the wall
yea maybe she's bored because she's stuck in one room with a statue for company
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He doesn't follow me and I don't follow him….but he commented on my IG story?! Wtf?!
That look of despise kek. >>891266
What the fuck
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My profile is public but I'm not trying to dox myself. He's commenting on a bunch of pics of my fingernails. I do not follow Luna but have commented on some of her posts but ages ago.
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whats his weird fetish for feet, hands, and nails i cannot take this. he was even telling the foot bot to go to a very certain salon in the east village of nyc? this is the weirdest lurch development so far. is this why tuna is obsessed with the claws? also this tweet is sending me >my bf Smokey
lurches suicidal ideation on twitter as a 40 something is so pathetic kek
He's becoming more and more unhinged, it's fuckin weird
And if tuna actually went to inpatient, what's their endgame? Halfway housing placement and that's it?
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still laughing about his bf Smokey (the cat!?) saving his life from hanging himself with the ralph lauren polo necktie topkek
Americans have a reputation for being largely uninformed about the rest of the world so it's not that surprising. >>891328
Yeah, I'm guessing meth as well. Whatever it is, seems like he's having the time of his life without fatso around.
we all know she's going to check the website when she gets out and she'll see all the shit he's posted. maybe we'll get a nice flow then.
speaking of, how long is she in there for?
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Lurch doesn't know the difference between mummies and zombies? He thinks 9-5 workers are actually preserved Egyptian corpses? Who knows
nah, you obviously missed the tessa saga. luna is like kevvy from loris thread, she would never ever admit that her old, ugly, washed up partner is the worst and abusive
. these kinds of people will use anything to excuse their behaviors. during the tessa saga people literally told luna that lurch was flirting with other women and she was like "lol no its a joke he was doing it right in front of me". i would almost feel bad if it wasn't luna.
Yeah, Lurch, it's such a pain having consistent income and housing.
Who thinks like this as an actual adult? Even aging punks reach a point where they realize they'd rather not couch-surf forever. Grow up, dude.
And this is their mentality and why NO ONE should feel any sympathy for them.
Won't "fall in line" with normal life but will whine about how bad they have it and beg like the fucking dirtbag losers they are.
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thought lurch was being pretty quiet today. i think luna is out. sad. i will miss lurchs 4 day meth binge schizoposting. it was some of the best content in ages. now back to boring cheap cheap hauls and "my skin is so gud" pics.
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Was she there all along or did she just come back? Anyway, lurch’s bender better not be over
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lunas home and hes still tweeting foot girl
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Lurch’s insane live tweeting this weekend is giving
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why do i feel like this is about the farms somehow
What happened to this anon >>891131
who seems to be following Lurch on instagram? But we're missing out on some prime schizo posting there
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Have you seen Tuba's hooves? Do these >>891169
look pampered? Dude literally can't afford food or shelter without having to sell drugs or sue someone, he ain't pampering even the cat with the Fancy Feast crap they feed it. Gross.
Feet are gross full stop>>891430
That greasy hair though >>891431
Why do ewhores who find the farms always assume that no one here “gets laid”? Non-degenerates don’t feel the need to share their unwashed holes or details of their private life with the internet, keep coping
Was it witchycrankypoo? I remember the vacuum anon, but haven't thought about her in ages. Not surprising someone obsessed with Tuba would end up being just as unhinged.
I want Tuna go inpatient more often; meth!Lurch is so much more funny than sad white drug addict bbygurl Luna.
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It’s the same person he has been talking to this whole time, she just finally protected all tweets on all accounts.
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are him and luna covid truthers? not very leftist uwu bernie sanders of her? i noticed she never talks politics anymore, she often makes racist comments, and talks shit about junkies and the mentally ill. such a hypocrite. boomer lurch really rubbed off on her in the last 8 years.
where she was mentioned in lunas:>>>/snow/165244
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screenshot from this morning
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With ebil dad's money?
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I wonder if he blamed his posts from over the weekend on mania
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This fucking loser. Sure you haven't eaten in 4 days Tuna, sure. Bet you're still a giant pile of dough as always, never change
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Bold of you to assume she doesn't ramble like a retard and cancel it out. >>891542
Seems like it. Fun times ahead.
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Kek nonnies acting like she's at some free for all buffet, how many of you have actually been to one of the acute units who take the Lurches and Tunas of the world? any inpatient program taking Luna's government insurance is not going to let patients have anything in their rooms much less getting to roam around begging for extra food. If they did Tuna would have stayed longer for a Girl Interrupted larp. No chicken carcasses under the bed for junkies on gov insurance tho I'm sure tuna would try if she could
Gonna tell you exactly what happened: lurch did meth while Luna was away just because he isn’t allowed to while tuna is around. Got all horny and wrote this milky messages. He told her he did it because he couldn’t stand being left alone etc.
She came back and couldn’t stand the humiliation of his messages to other women. Had major jealousy and threw a bpd tantrum because of his behavior. To make him suffer she also took meth and is sTaRvIng herself again. Now he has to pamper her and make her cheer up again aka bring fatty sugary food and steal some bullshit for her. The end
im on government insurance and was in a psych ward/detox center and at every meal they gave you a selection sheet and you could order anything you want. there was this one junkie lady who was formerly 300 pounds and she would literally order as many things as she could (salad, fruit, chips, sandwiches, cottage cheese etc.) and she would bring the extra things to her room. they really didnt care. we also got a snack twice a day and could pick two things, and the choices were things such as sandwiches, ice cream, pudding, chips, jello, and other snack foods. you could also ask them to hold like a piece of pizza from lunch in the fridge for snack later. people also would ask you to sneak them extra snacks if you didn't eat your second one. tuna absolutely was taking advantage of the free food and snacks on the gov dime.
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Kek ily anon >>891592
Sucks that insomnia gives Luna methy mouth sores. I hope she can beat her crippling anorexia.
Seriously though if we thought her body looked like a sack of potatoes before, rapidly losing and gaining it back will make it even worse. Doesn't even look like she's lost ANY weight because every pic has been fatty angled above the shoulder.
This is a woman who thinks whipped cream is a snack. By itself. The whole can. I implore newer anons to go back and look at her old thread food hauls kek. Luna isn't a typical American eating big portions, she eats nothing but sweet junk food.
It’s pretty telling that this is what you get to eat in a health facility in America. Disgusting but not surprising >>891592
Of course she hasn’t lost any weight after a few days eating gross processed toxic
waste that wouldn’t even meet FDA standards in any other country, it’s just her “wannarexic” LARP for uwu points
It’s her Tumblr but should be saged since it’s not milky or important whatsoever
Not at all derailing tho
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>>891618>the only dudes who prey on me are abusive
no shit, retard
how many times has she said this? she’ll post more cheap cheap nudes in a couple days.
job applications don’t fill out themselves, Tuna!
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So fucking funny that she thinks a couple days of tweeking out has turned her into skin and bones. >>891640
The adhd script was also my original tinfoil when she said she was manic, speed talking, and repulsed by food. Won't be long until she burns thru them, can't get it refilled and has lurch get her meth. Let me grab my popcorn.
Ok I take >>891647
back, fakeboi would be a very loyal repeat customer for Tuna nudes. She claims to be anti sex work but has also made posts talking about selling fat fetish content under the guise of it being art.
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cuz yea skinny fingers make you thin tuna
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There's a Rite Aid right around the corner from my house. >>891690
The tag looks torn off where the security tag metallic part should be.
literally no junkie in the history of iv drug use has ever injected into their knuckles, christ. (inb4 UHHH not everyone is a needle expert!!!)
that is a super common area for meth heads to start picking at "the bugs under their skin", however.
She's out of her fucking mind. The way she's clenching to make her tendons show like that lmfao. And why does her jawline look so bulbous? >>891699
Her fingers deadass spooked me at first and i thought it was a farmer photoshopping to be funny. Her arm is so manly and jolting compared to her hand.
She's off her damn rocker
It's a nice change from her usual asskissing. >>891697>hashtag tw ed
I am deceased.
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People who actually want to have an eating disorder blow my fucking mind, the ruin your life and do irreparable damage to your body. It’s not like this fat retard has anything to do with her days like work or study, she has hours upon hours of free time to exercise if she really wants to stop being a village crushing hamplanet but I guess working out is not as uwu as anorexia. Regardless, the way she’s built won’t ever allow her to be to dainty little bbydoll of her dreams, she’s destined to forever be picrel
Incapacitated and Emancipated>>891735
It's what living online does to people like Tuna. Constantly seeking attention from strangers, whether negative or positive.
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>>891737>using fetish art to own tuna
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I second that. Could even be a side effect of whatever drug her mom used during pregnancy, or maybe even FAS? Tinfoil ig but picrel fits her to a T.
Nonnas diagnosing every lolcow with FAS shows how young, dumb and lacking in life experience most people on this site are.
Luna has no illnesses other than the ones she gave herself through years of hard drug abuse and general mental fucked upped-ness that comes from both your parents being lifelong heroin junkies.
Luna started doing H pretty much immediately after finishing HS and prior to that smoked loads of weed and did bars as a teen (hence the mentoring video).
She's been abusing downers on a daily basis for over a decade and you expect her to be curious, open-minded and interested in learning, lmao.
Her brain is undeniably, completely fried at this point but it's not due to FAS or learning disabilities you retards.
She doesn't have FAS. Anons are just reaching. Drugs like opiates don't fRy your brain either. Stop buying into every anti-drug lie and do some research.
She's certainly not using meth or coke in the pictures she posted. Her pupils would be huge and they're just normal. I second the anon that said gabapentin. I also don't believe she hasn't eaten in 4 days. She's probably not counting the desserts/ice cream.
She's really forgotten about looking for a job, but I guess who needs one when your dad is an eViL overlord.
While opiates don't have any negative impact on the human body or mind and don't literally fry the brain, the lifestyle of a typical junkie absolutely does. Most long-term junkies wind up with seriously arrested development. When your life revolves around sitting around and getting high all day everyday with 0 intellectual stimulation and barely any movement, you're bound to become fat and retarded, which is why there's no reason to reach for any retarded diagnoses.
Luna is a typical junkie who acts like a typical junkie, it's really not that deep.
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fakeboi is such a bitch kek
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tuna angles vs candids (from november last year)…. we haven't had a candid like this in awhile, i wonder if something happened between her and rlyblonde?
>>891786Pls anons, she looks like she's wearing a stuffed diaper.
Ayrt is right, she looks 10lbs lighter!>>891754
I miss FAS-chans and 32 inch waist chans, makes me nostalgic since they can't fathom Tuna just being your typical junkie with a sedentary lifestyle. No, no, Tuna is dumb and ugly because of some deformity someone else gave her kek.
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our skinny ana queen
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look at how unnatural and severely uncomfortable this pose looks. she hasn't lost weight, she has endless free time to spend figuring out the best way to contort herself and angle her pics so she looks thinner than she is
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i love her concern about Lurch followed immediately by selfies
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so they have a storage unit!? this makes no sense, wouldn't she be able to just pick them up? she's so lazy, dad must buy her new clothes!! he can't just take her to the storage unit that'd be so aboosive and ebil! maybe that's their last ditch plan to live somewhere, so they dont wanna seem too sus early on?
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Papa Tuna would be so based if he lied just to get Tuna into some interview clothes.
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Bowling pin, some slight semblance of curves on the top and bottom but it's looks sloppy and uneven, plus at the top she has a tiny ass head on her she hulk body.
So in conclusion, tuna is a bowling pin.
Luna Trying: blogpost full of lies and exaggerations, manic tone, EVERYTHING IS COMING UP LUNA
Luna Giving Up: recycled shitty art of sadgirl with lots of text about how sad she is and an angel telling her to sudoku or something, idk. They all blur into one after a while.
fat but this anon is right >>891882
it says TRY
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lurch blowing up on twitter about some baseball domestic violence thing? i have no clue i just think its funny mans doing numbers.
you said it yourself though, her parents were lifelong junkies. i doubt her mother had the willpower to stop using substances while pregnant, most junkies don't.
but you're right, here i am speculating an ex-tumblr girl on a livestock farming forum for femcels
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Sorry for the awful crop but apparently Tuna likes cringe fanfiction
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I doubt Lurch pays any attention to her when she's not propping him up for photos lol
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CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE
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The way I audibly snort-cackled at this, topkek nonas>>891935
foot fetishist x junkie draco simp
a match made in heaven
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Sage for no contribution and also ntayrt but I’m sorry about your stitches, feel better soon, nona!
Fuck, he was (c)rap-chan all along.>>891650
I speed-lurked all threads of hers the last few days, and this video and the part where he dry humps her, are the most bizarre thing I've ever seen on lc. And then she wonders why she only found clients that were out for humiliation porn, when every single piece she posted was cringe af. But they came probably from KF anyway. Also, I hate you "worse" Anon, kek.>>891654
fakeboi knows shit about skincare. Soap destroys the skin barrier. She sounds like she wants to be Luna's mom. Men are not the pinnacle of personal care, fakeboi!>>891658>>891762
Yeah, I can excuse scamming but I draw the line at skincare.>>891753
This reads more like a FB share than an actual medically valid
list of "16" signs.>>891935
She is holding his hand so he can't type away on Twatter.>>891943
Wow, faky, are you on detox/withdrawal? So bitchy.
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sage for no milk but how did i not connect the dots that fakeboi is a radfem until just now kek
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ebil dad isn't ebil right now it seems
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>been drinking coke cans 1 a day for my stomach
fakebois replies lately have been kekworthy, shes my new favorite since lurch has gone quiet again
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yes, did she delete it already?
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I wonder who spotter3 chick is. She has an extremely normal profile and has never commented on tunas shit before. I can't help but tinfoil that it's some sort of relative. A half sister from her dad or something.
It was pretty obvious anyway but no wonder evil abusive
dad is suddenly looking good and worth a show. >>892028
I miss Aly's threads so much. She was one of my favorite cows.
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Kek, theyre definitely getting married for real this time guys!! It's not like the other 1000 times she said they were going to!!>>892035
Unless he's posted and deleted something, he's only posted once in the last week. Guessing she saw his tweets and flipped out on him in private.
i can't stop kekking tw
ed pro ana a girl of Tunas stature posting about eating potato chips and drinking a can of coke a day roflmfao
Not if you have basic human hygiene. It’s extremely high in sugar. You’re supposed to drink a cup of water to wash it all down and then drink another to help get the sugar off your teeth. You should always be taking supplements with methadone (like the branded vitadone, add a little glutamine supplement, fiber and probiotics, and drink lots and lots of water)
I’ve been on methadone for years and aside from not getting my wisdom teeth pulled and letting them grow in and the pressure causing them to crack my teeth are In good shape.
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Not milk per-se but I wanted to post this funny edit someone shared on CC when we were down.
Lurch memes are best memes.
The cheapest skincare ever and she cant bother with h20 even though true anachans would consume it the most.
Shes so dumb
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but haven't you seen her post her Russell's sign??? >>891699
And the aesthetic appreciation posts?!
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She's fulfilling the Grimace jokes
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She has a black one too
Why is she, and everyone (except the cats) involved in her life so fucking stupid??
Hey Matt, I saw on lc that you liked other women's posts and feet.
Yes, babe, it was just, I asked them what would be the most beautiful wedding gift for you. Everyone telling you otherwise can sit on my middle finger and spin.
You just know what is waiting behind that crotch cloth.>>892061
I'm German, we got Cola and salted sticks (like bretzels but in stick form) when we had diarrhoea or tum ache. But usually you would see the doc, when it won't go away after a day or two.>>892064>>892065
It already looks raggedy, just by entering her place.>>892070
I can see, at least, one button.
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from /ot/ but it belongs here. all hail chieftan big areola.
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sounds like a great idea for a junkie
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ket is not as addictive as heroine and is a common party drug (in the uk, anyway). sometimes you can be prescribed ket for pain relief in hospitals, though it's rare, usually after other painkillers have been tried without success.
also, most drug 'retreats' require you to eat a specific diet for months before, and are usually hippy-dippy, spiritual awakening type events. defo not the scene for an addict and there's no chance it will help Luna in any way mentally
For once the stalking dumbass is right.>>892040
Sure, Tuna. It's totally for real this time and not like those other for real times.>>892065
Her lard ass is gonna look like the McNuggies meme in this kek
She posted a new poem on her tumblr, copy and pasting it so I dont spam
I. 18 years old, I sold my soul
bound by twine to mattresses adorned by thorns
the pains became the norm, bloodstained sheets and open wounds
looking for my ribs, I’ll sacrifice one for you
I’ll do it all for you, us, you, I do
II. psychologicol torture, a room which longs for sunlight
institutionalization reminds you how beautiful the sky is
even if you AMA and it’s pouring rain when you finally escape the cold hospital walls, nurses who look down upon you, confidently
begging a security guard for a Marlboro while I wait for a medicaid cab
free, yet such is still imprisoned
most popular bitch at the hospital, at least four strangers proposed
but I said no, I said no, god just leave me alone
III. let me Rest In Peace.
IV. suicide pacts are like child’s play
I’m losing it, post-pandemic depression, no psychiatric attention, no openings for someone standing on the edge of a skyscraper ready to take a dive
wake up from every OD wondering how the fuck am I alive?
I just keep coming back
inside me the demons I lack.
V. I feel everything now, so overwhelming, overemotional
as if I’m taking on all of the world’s sins and stacking them on my back
each piercing me with a sword all the way clean through
I’ll take a dollar store butcher knife, stab myself, dedicate the scar to you
baby, where are the cherubs?
VI. hims says thy be lost
their lil wings fluttering, cheeks flushed, hidden somewhere amongst the waste
my body won’t stop begging for just one more taste
(and another, and another…)
VII. haunted by a ghost called insomnia
the comfort has come to a close, I hear the whispers, the bets
I’m gonna lose
my life a reality show for the likes of you
I can’t sleep in this goddamn hospital bed
these 26 years feel like a complicated ruse.
VIII. you ever wanna go home when you know that home does not exist in your world anymore?
the drug fueled demon inside me
couldn’t even be tamed by an exorcist, fuckin’ possessed.
IX. handcuff me to the bed
it’s okay I’m already dead
dead to the world, that is
let me rest, please - I’m ready to die
just please don’t forget to shut my eyes
X. hold me till we’re both cold as ice
we really put up a fight, didn’t we? we were supposed to be strong
it’s okay, we can laugh until our hearts stop beating
I love you x infinite, it bears repeating
XI. we’re forever woven in time
together, always and eternally, you’re mine
yours truly, baby cat
I love you, I do, the
moment I set my eyes on you
I was yours.
(I changed my mind, please don’t let me die, I’m scared)
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girl, you're just on meth>>892119>18 years old sold my soul
is this acknowledging lurch grooming her, or just a "i'm sooo sooper speshul becuz muh addiction" statement. i really don't understand why she thinks being an addict makes her artistic or cool or something, it just makes her stupid. most people with addictions want to get better, not worse.
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Our poor emancipated queen needs a sandwich, the lack of nutrition is affecting her.
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I don’t consider posting a screenshot spamming, so here it is to avoid >>892121>>892123>>892126>>892128
what is the point of this? if so many people are apparently drooling
over you irl, why do you need the internet to, too? she just wants someone to tell her she’s not
the size and shape of Grimace and dressed exactly like him, but don’t people already do that constantly? what about your fiancé, Tuna?
like how she compares herself to jesus christ and says she's carrying the world's sins on her back. sure luna you're the world's victim
you directly have the worst life in the world and are carrying the heaviest load on your back that you definitely didn't have a hand in putting there
her for a hug kek. check your pockets tuna
Everyone dumb enough to stick their fingers in Tuna's pockets will get stung by a random needle that she left there.>>892159
I get the reasoning behind that statement, I was thinking about Body Count's "Winner loses" reading that. Haven't clicked the link, though. It's too early in the morning to have a cringe attack.
I couldn’t make it past 7 seconds but I’m glad I asked.
Luna genuinely has an easier life than many of the 20-somethings I know, who really don’t have parents in the picture for whatever reason, who not only pay for their own clothes and phone (unlike our gorl) but also rent, food, medical expenses, transportation. again, all unlike our gorl. it’s baffling that she really can’t see how good she has it, even in the throes of her uwu sadgrl bbygrl angelbby addiction that she literally wished upon herself.
I hate this crusty retard and I wish they’d run out of narcan.
this made my day thank you
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I just wanted to check in on our gorl and the chief, all of the husbando posts made me want to touch grass. Cheers to those of you who were able to enjoy the bunker visit tho!>>892109>>892114>>892116
The area I live in has at least a few ketamine clinics ranging from spirituality based to therapy focused.
I've heard it's up to $2000 for an initial consultation and anywhere from $300-$900 per session using nasal spray or IV therapy, all out of pocket even with insurance afaik.
All you have to do is walk in and pay though basically, I wonder if she's trying to talk evil dad into paying for one of the expensive centers if they have them in her area.
WannaLuna actually took a pic of the coat on the rack in a small and brought up the not-cheap price just to direct everyone’s attention to the size on the tag. As if she’s going to stuff herself into a small anything, oversized or not.>>892064
Conveniently, the pic in the closet at home has the tag with size still attached but flipped backwards. She isn’t ”modeling” it like all her other hauls. Maybe it’s a goal size coat, in which case we’ll never see it again.
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i'm cackling so hard, thank you nona for making my day better
Maybe stop sucking in like a fucking retard. I'll never forget how her stomach bounced when she stopped sucking in. Wah wah body dysmorphia no shit you don't know what you look like when you catch a glimpse at yourself suddenly versus your sucked in corpse like posing.>>892135
What makes her think these people aren't similar to reddit men that just got off on the fact that she's ugly and desperate for attention. It's very noticeable kek. Strangers compliments don't matter since she's much uglier with her personality and lifestyle in mind.
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to my adoring fans, thank you. i'll be the first to admit i got a little too drunk last night.
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KEK be my friend Nonushka this is pure unadulterated comedy
It's not really baffling that she can't see it because she's a spoiled bratt whose parents, especially her dad, have enabled her her entire life. Even when he's not don't it the state is because she gets food stamps, medicaid, lawyers to help her squat, and even offers of help and a new apartment from the very people she was trying to screw over. Of course she doesn't see it because for her it's normal and expected and she's never faced not having things handed to her and likely never will.
But yes she leads a very cushy life and I roll my eyes hard at people who say her life isn't that great. I don't know if they're just incredibly privileged in the actual sense of the word, but Luna drinking her own piss and putting her ugly nudes online doesn't negate the fact that she gets for free what many people struggle daily to maintain and who would kill to get what she gets.
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the coat has made an appearance
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ahh yes, we know this drug treatment will be very helpful for our dear tunafish. also you know this text is from her dad.
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Anon, you made my day with this. Bless your heart. I'm totally vibin to this kek
anon who reposted your rap here, 10/10 turnaround there nonnie
. was a privilege to watch you rise from cringe to glory like a phoenix from the ashes
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She does. This isn't the exact one but it's like this
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Nona, here are some of links to the thread you’re referencing: >>>/pt/885996>>>/pt/887496>>>/pt/887524To be able to link to previous threads or other areas of the site, click “No.” next to where you’d normally click to respond to a comment in the thread and copy that address. Plop it in the comment section and it will automatically turn into a link. I hope that helped.
I’ve made a side-by-side of both purple coats. Searching for these pictures I realised Luna wears a lot of purple.
>>892119>we’re forever woven in time>together, always and eternally, you’re mine>yours truly, baby cat>I love you, I do, the>moment I set my eyes on you>I knew>I was yours.
Lmaoooooo Lurch was referring to Luna as his "friend" and giving money to foot fetish accounts while she was in inpatient and she's still simping this hard for him. Pathetic.>>892198>>892212>>892214>is going to get her daddy to pay for k treatment (that won't work because she puts zero effort into actually fixing herself)>got her daddy to buy an ugly purple coat even though she already owns one>blows so much money on useless shit that she doesn't even remember what she bought>WAH WAH MY LIFE IS SO HARD
Get a job, bitch.
Are you familiar at all with how the clinics work? I've never looked into it enough to really understand if they give low "therapeutic level" doses or if it's a monitored k-hole type situation?
Either way it's not like it's going to cure her magically without her being willing to do any work on herself. I'm surprised she hasn't just asked lurch to go score some for her.>>892211
You could tell how much wider the picture of the one that came home with her is than the small kek. I'm here for her coming to terms with her grimace like features and embracing it.
Stickers can be cute, but does she have to cover everything she owns in the same sanrio stickers over & over? She has been for at least 8 years, & how charming does she think it is seeing haggard 30 year olds (ik, she's 26, but 4 years will come & go for her like nothing at this rate)
who can't get over their tween interests?
Today's AI Tuna:
I. fifteen, thirteen years old, met a mother
who tied me down with a belt
she left me screaming, she left me crying, she left me broken
10 years, I earned this
zero zero years old, I was kicked in the nuts
there will be only me and the pain, yes, the pain
I will keep the pain and fuck the haters
for the pain, the pain is the one and only god
II. I come home to the scent of a cat in an empty house.
I live like an addict now
I don’t have my own bed
I sleep on a bare mattress
sofas, glass coffee tables, I remember this part
I made this faggy room
I crawl, I get tired and I have nightmares
I write poems. Some are red, others are black
III. I’m a coward.
I see a pair of sneakers, I steal their souls
in a world of criminality, my veins full of hard liquor
I exist to be the dog that bites his own tail
enough to kill a pack of bears, but no one to read my poems or listen
IV. I only make choices when I hit rock bottom
then I hit rock bottom again, again, again
fuck it, I guess I’m going to hell
I fuck up, I know I’m the only one to blame
curse me with clairvoyance
fuck my fate I’m not special
V. like the pagans, I wear your blood on my skin
through the creases of my thighs, deep into the night
your tongue hangs out, full of half-moons of agaric and salicylic acid
this is our year
our sweet year
we’re going to kill it
with our hope and our mess and our ruin
VI. me, me me me
the siren screams
erupts over the war-torn ocean
blond hair, vagina, I’m free
naked and in a circle
eating men’s cum
gasping in the streets
on the shoreline of trash
VII. I come back to this empty room
i barely make it back to my bed before
the sun rises
In a panic I put a glass of water by the bed
I have to pee
the bottles aren’t there
this nightmare is real
I shut my eyes, screaming
the pain is out of control
VIII. you know what really sucks? the fact that I forgot how to smile
like a fire hose on fire in my face
I am running through garbage, just running
fucking my future to death with a screw driver
you ever wish the alcohol would’ve numbed you but I am doing the heroin shit
pushing all these goddamn keys as fast as I can
because the keys are a spell to save me
IX. I’ve been known to die twice
chicken soup is too spicy for me
haven’t been “home” in a long time
as for my parents, they're getting old
they gotta pay for my funeral when I’m done
gone to the party
gone to the chapel
gone to the party, played the drums,
gone to the grave
yes, fuck my life
X. in my little hospital bed, I'm happy to sit
write me a lullaby
your own creation
keep it low in pitch, and sweet in rhythm
and write me another one about this hospital bed
another like I used to sing
the doctors say it’s just this god damn psychological illness
living up to the path of one of your drug-fuelled fantasies
XI. heroin is my lover, my body is a temple
my dad was a drunk
my mom was a junkie
my cat is a slut
I’m the only one left
drugs, money and sex
I’m nothing but bones
and a little bit of meat on the side
I’m nothin’ but scars
and a little bit of rotten flesh on the bone
>>892226>”my dad was a drunk
my mom was a junkie
my cat is a slut”
If only tuna could write such excellence.
She's either getting evil dad to pay for the ket treatment or he'll refuse and she'll get lurch to score some dodgy street ket and self-medicate
Tuna won't try any kind of medical or mental health intervention unless it involves drugs. she can't learn how to function without them because she's never lived for any significant period of time fully sober
bet she'll be on about ayahuasca, DMT and the like soon enough
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shes really on one today
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The place she's looking at seems fairly dodgey and overpromising. Offering something that will magically help erase memories of addiction is just unrealistic. It would be funny to see the doctor shopping scammer get a taste of her own medicine.
Another NY infusion center I looked at were more straightforward with faq:
-$525/session for depression treatment, 6 sessions over 12 days with maintenance therapy as needed after
-Therapuetic dose that doesn't cause loss of consciousness, total session time including infusion 1.5 hours
-No mention of recreational drugs but benzos clearly mentioned as needing outside monitoring/adjustment from prescribing doctor
How much nonnettes wanna bet she lies about benzo use to be seen immediately and feels absolutely nothing?
I didn't listen at first because I deeply feared secondhand embarrassment but I just listened and it's funny asf that you made tunas shitty, embarassing poem sound cooler than it is. I'm dying nonny
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>>892226>I will keep the pain and fuck the haters
I love how a little Lurch came through there. Thank you anon, legit had me in tears. Fuckin hell, the AI shit gets me every time.
>blond hair, vagina, I’m free>I see a pair of sneakers, I steal their souls>I’m nothing but bones >and a little bit of meat on the side>I have to pee>the bottles aren’t there
I need to have a lie down oh my god. I am WHEEZING. This might be your best work, nonaschenka.
>My cat is a slut.
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Fillers won't fix that cleft upper lip, Tuba.
She's really desperate for all of the trendy cosmetic procedures, isn't she? Lash extensions, lip fillers suddenly. Where does she get the nerve, to be literally HOMELESS and JOBLESS but be coveting these cosmetic procedures. Then again I'm acting like she doesn't have an IQ lower than her saggy tits.
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not milk but shes liking more draco malfoy fanfic kek
Chief Lurch sometimes posts on her accounts right? Reddit one confirmed at least?
Maybe our man wants to do a bit of light reading, but can't manage to engage unless it's written to him, the Gryffindor!reader.
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And so it begins
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kek the version she posted on tumblr has different captions about her sooper serious anorexia
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admitting to lifting here…. i love how even when shes supposed to be getting legitimate help she has to do some sort of criminal behavior. i hope to god she ends up racking up charges at one place and they nab her. i understand people shoplifting things they need like food or actual healthcare products. but she doesn't need this shit.
And just look at the size of that fucking thigh one of hers is the same size as both of mine
she’s fucking delusional >>892320
If you need to ask, you need to go back>>892314
This pisses me off, there are so many people who could genuinely benefit from this treatment but don’t have access to it, god I hate her spoilt, scammy, scummy ass
She will blame the treatment for her next relapse.
How long will she be gone? I'm asking for a statue with foot fetish.>>892326
The stealing is another one of her compulsive urges.>>892347
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Let's fact check here
She didn't say you can't afford it, she said you're a drug seeker and not a proper candidate for the treatment.
You're overweight Tuna, not some anachan. Kek
well, she is bi polar lol
VRAYLAR is approved in adults to treat depressive episodes that happen with bipolar I disorder (bipolar depression) and for the short-term treatment of manic
She’d put on even more weight, Tunanator deathfat saga?>>892367
I think she’s the same height as me (5’10) and her body frankly terrifies me, she’s well into obese territory, I cannot fathom letting one’s self get to that state
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Assuming she's not lying about her weight kek
Poor Luna. I’ve heard the come-down from meth bender is rough. I bet her father told her whatever the hell he had to - that he’d pay for a truckload of ketamine - to stay on her good side long enough to get her to see a real doc. >>892369
cariprazine (Vraylar) and lithium have different mechanisms of action. I’m not familiar with either really, but I think Vraylar is similar to seroquel. Lithium is one of those drugs that I think was being used less and less due to some of it’s side effects (damages your kidneys, can cause tremors), but some more recent studies have shown it ‘boosts’ the effects of other drugs for certain mood disorders. I’d assume that’s why it was prescribed? I’m not an expert by any means though.
This is hilarious, and we all saw it coming haha. It looked like the center might have been in a regular hospital/medical complex. I'm sure those docs get drug seeking bpd junkies like her all the time.
I wonder what their pricing was like and how much dad was willing to shell out. The other center in the state was flat rate, $525/session x 6 sessions over 12 days coming out to $3150. This is a new psych if I'm not mistaken, I wonder if she'll actually stick through with them or continue doc shopping. I could go for the self medicated k saga too tho
I don’t think she realises that the dose of ketamine they give you in therapy is a lot less than what you take when you want to enter the k-hole ot but my dad was given a combination of ketamine and fentanyl in the hospital after surgery and he said that initially it was the best experience ever until he started having terrifying hallucinations
so if she does try to self-medicate it is not going to end well
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OT but I feel so bad for this normal seeming girl with the same name as Tuna. Imagine trying to start a music career and when people look you up, pics of some disgusting heroin addict come up
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Kek I wonder if she's ever checked out a Luna thread after googling herself
>>892390>the most effective treatment for BPD is THERAPY. but it goes in one ear and out the other cause all she really wants is DRUGS.
Above all else, she's incredibly lazy. She loves drugs because they make her feel like everything's fine without her having to put in any effort. She's never going to get better because she's pathologically incapable of putting in the effort to fix her life.>>892366
Is she actually bipolar? It seems like her BPD and substance abuse issues would make that really hard to diagnose accurately.
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, I always thought this was sooo funny. Poor woman, her results always come second to our Tuna and the top image posts are just gross :,)
What do you mean “basically”, she is
lithium is no joke. relevant blogpost, my friend's lithium levels once dropped suddenly bc her pills weren't the correct dosage & she had an extremely violent episode ending with her slicing herself to pieces & having to be sedated.
best case scenario the lithium actually helps luna like >>892356
said but knowing luna i doubt she'll be taking it consistently enough to remain stable. this could go either way.
still beats ketamine 'therapy' though. kek.
>>892409>>892427>Faves from the graves
Should be the next thread name. It fits well with Tuna's sentimentality towards tortured-souls-drug-addicts-who-died-young musicians.>>892414>Tuba
Kek, I can imagine her voice sounding like a tuba. Even after hearing her actual voice.>>892421
Yup. Since she is not forced to take it, she won't do shit all. Just complain about the psych, seethe, and subsequently come up with something else, how she can ruin her life further.
Thread-chan here, I love it. It’s also tres apt re: her penchant for nicking shit from cemeteries >>892426more medfaggotry
prescribing lithium to someone like Tuna isn’t terribly responsible on behalf of the psychiatrist, especially after just one session (she doesn’t have a regular treating physician, does she? I get the impression she gets by doctor shopping, which in itself is fucked for a multitude of reasons, but I digress). It’s ostensibly malpractice, she requires a full evaluation, preferably while admitted, because they’d need to monitor her. At least that’s standard procedure in my country. Cariprazine is actually preferable to quetiapine (Seroquel) where applicable because it has less side effects, so she should be happy about that, alas this is Tuna we’re talking about and nothing she says or does makes sense
Hi threadchan! Maybe we could do Faves from the Graves: the Tunaverse Revisited (to honor this one too >>892403
kek). Either way thanks for your service
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I really wish she would stop doing that stupid face.