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Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregory Avaroe/James Jackson is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/Lainey/Kai/Taylor Avaroe/Kai Jackson, is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
- Greg attempts to call out JS for sexual harassment while showing a 5 second clip with no context. >>661522
- He follows this up with an attempt to prove how right he is by shit talking Tobuscus, JG, Blair White, Sh, Social Repose, Cyr, and claiming that JS sexually harassed him when he called Greg a faggot. >>662345
- Greg goes on a manic striking spree. No one is safe as he strikes larger and smaller youtubers as well as new and old content. >>662650
- Aldlii blesses us with another video where Greg's blatant hypocrisy is exposed in regards to the James Charles situation. >>662683
- To prove how gay he is, Greg makes more charts about his sexuality. Unfortunately for the point he was trying to make, the charts seem to suggest that he is only really interested in women. >>663116
- Greg pretends a little girl with heart issues was unable to get much needed help because he promoted her gofundme. He neglects to mention that most people found the gofundme suspicious because the parents refused to show any proof of her medical condition. >>663281
- In attempts to defend his many and gratuitous under age sex scenes in his book 'Reapers Creak', Greg makes a video talking about his first sexual experiences with a girl named Julia when he was 11 and she was 15. >>664275
- Despite EC reaching out to Onision and asking him to stop making videos about her, Greg continues to release several 'positive' videos about EC. >>664817
- Greg releases two interviews conducted by his friends. Joe's interview was quite interesting and at times it is clear that Greg is frustrated and uncomfortable. >>667326
- In his desperation for money, Greg sets up a new patreon tier ($250) where he will be sharing his 'darkest/personal secrets' and photos not shown anywhere else. >>667576
- Greg makes another EC video. It appears that he is under the belief that he is in some way responsible for EC working towards recovery. He goes on about how beautiful she is and how he cares for her as much as he would for a girlfriend. >>669946
- Greg's secret company Nesiamotu, INC is now delinquent. >>671231
- The whole Onion family gets new names. >>671242
- It is revealed in April the Onions bought a neighboring piece of land for $19K. >>671242
- Greg has taken to 'debating' on YouNow again. He names himself the victor after cutting off and speaking over people with valid
- In response to FPS Diesel's charity Fight invite; Greg claims that fighting is barbaric and he is above that. This is laughable because not even a few months earlier Greg made a video challenging Shane to a boxing match. >>671848
- Greg starts a new Patreon for his lovedoll Julia, named after the first girl he had sexual contact with. >>671917
- Greg is continuing to 'debate' his haters but refuses to have any moderators and is only willing to take on debaters when and if he feels like it. >>672925
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this is the kind of shit my stalker ex says right before/after he spergs about what a whore I am.
Why is Onion thinking about Jaclyn anyways? With all his talk about stalkers lately, he sure can't just let some people go. He may not make videos on these people anymore, but he obviously still thinks about them.
This is an interview with an anorexic girl and she says that the most hurtful thing that an anorexic person who is in recovery can hear is "you look so good now"
Watch the video if you want to hear her explanation on it.
It s so crazy this mofo think he is helping EC, his intentions are ALWAYS covertly bad and it shows even when he "tries" to be kind.(https://lolcow.farm/info)
>>673105>the most hurtful thing that an anorexic person who is in recovery can hear is "you look so good now
Word. When an anorexic is told 'You look healthier' all they often hear is 'You look fatter."
But God forbid Greg actually does research or listens to folks who had actually had eating disorders.
>But God forbid Greg actually does research or listens to folks who had actually had eating disorders.
Why would he? When one of his patrons, I think it was Becca, came to him and tried to tell him about her problems he cut her off because he "didn't want any drama".
The world circles around him, he just deals with topics and people when he thinks they benefit him. Becca was too chubby and old for him, so he wouldn't give the the time of day. If she had been a Billie-look-alike, he would've listened to her problems all day. It would've probably been to expose her later on, but still.
It's the same with EC. She brings in clicks because the topic polarizes his audience: His fans praise him like a second Jesus and his "haturz" call him out for harassment.
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Was James just given some bad news from his tiny husband? Taylor doesnt have many (if any) men she interacts with so it has to be him right? Im crossing my fingers for divorcegate.
I also thought about her dad first, the the exact same reason.>>673262
Is there a reupload available anywhere?
I refuse to give him any views.
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So Grugly has been busy. He's made almost 10 patreon posts for his sex doll in the last week, but no one is actually paying for any of it. All posts are $5 or above and some are $30.
Is it really a "joke" or "for comedy" if no one sees it? This dude is pathetic and desperate.
Also worth noting since he claimed he bought the doll to model poshmark clothes (with those giant boobs? Sure Jan) but instead he's forcing his man wife to model all the clothes instead.
why won't someone in his extended family find this and realize that gregory james jackson truly needs psychiatric help? i guess they really don't care?
he must spend hours upon hours in the basement rotating between love doll content, video games, and sperging on twitter.
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Is this how he really sees gay men, I hope not. It's really not cool to make fun of people coming out to their family and it seems like he thinks pride is a joke. I'm guessing that right now he must be annoyed by his man wife wanting to go to pride this year.
I started to, but it's honestly so bad. this is the best I can do.
>playing a "business professional" with a teacher-from-ferris-bueller voice>doll comes out of box bent over and he says it's "rigor mortis", slaps it "awake". continues slapping doll all over constantly throughout video.>changes it from brown to blue wig>shoves baby wipes in its mouth (and presumably vagina from the camera angle) to clean it >Sticks his whole tongue down its mouth hole and says it's not enjoyable, yet continues to kiss it with excess tongue A LOT and frequently readjusts the blouse to keep it covered up>TICKLES ITS JELL-O TOES IN THE WEIRDEST CLIP IVE EVER SEEN I had to look away (this was not the only time I had to look away)>tries to fuck it but cries because "he can't get it up" and he's sad he left his ex-wife for a sex doll>Continues trying to fuck the doll in various positions will crying, slapping it, and saying stupid shit about his ex wife>Puts it in a short black wig and compares it to someone I've never heard of, possibly made up>Doll spins its head all the way around and speaks in a demon voice every time they change position, causing him to scream and jump away>Doll apparently is sentient and angry at James for some reason I didn't understand>He goes outside and the doll stands and watches him from the window, he comes in and kisses and slaps it some more, then yells at it for good measure
it's basically abusive
SFW porn, lots of tonguefucking on James's part and slapping and crying and yelling and weirdness.
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his nasty ass sold his gross BDSM shit that he uses with lainey on his poshmark
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This entire video is going to haunt me in my dreams tonight.
That was totally a slip up on my part while writing the summary. He put the doll in a red
wig, not blue. I must have mixed them up because I thought he was doing a deliberate "this is the opposite of blue, see?" thing
Okay but the fact that he went out of his way to get this doll pretty much confirms him and Lainey don’t have sex anymore. Those dolls are expensive as fuck and knowing that he’s not doing well in terms of views etc it must have been a pretty big investment. And maybe tinfoil bc I have no idea how the tax system works in the states but where I live everything you buy for work purposes is eligible for a tax deduction, so there’s that. So he obviously made a video with it so he could save some money.
I mean, could’ve gotten a generic blow up doll for this video’s purpose, couldn’t he?
I dunno if I buy the theory that he bought it cause he’s not getting any. He thinks so highly of himself that I feel like he’d think that is beneath him, cause he can get real girls with his hot caveman brow.
If he were that desperate for sexual attention he’d be sexting one of his patrons even if they aren’t up to his past standards.
I really think he bought it cause he thought he could make money on Patreon with it.
Those posts he’s making are real and he’s asking real money from it. He probably thought it would be easy money, but unfortunately he can’t make that thing look sexy no matter how hard he tries because it’s cheap, his photography skills suck, and it looks like his kids dressed it.
KaiThot hasn’t had her usual display of nasty yellow and blue hickies lately either. She only did to try and show everyone “look, see! I get laid! My daddy hubby still likes to fuck me even when I look like a 12 year old boy on meth with grandma boobs!”
I don’t think either of them likes sex with each other anymore, period. James Jackson here isn’t attracted to her and hasn’t been since 2015, and Thot was pretty explicit about how she tore after childbirth and it never healed properly since Jimmy wanted to jackhammer her hymen immediately afterwards.
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Gergles is trying to revamp his reject forum so he posted about the new look on his Twitter and has a retarded poll posted on it (literally: "should we talk about dating, anime, video games, or just make friends here!? uwu")
This is the second time I've seen Jimmy Ogreasion No-shoulder Jackson mention discussing neuroscience with his tween and/or absolutely retarded fanbase. Does anyone else find this hilarious?
Hes is too fucking stupid to have basic self control online, has no idea what logic is, what even a debate or a fucking fact is, and has proven over and over he is obstinately ignorant on every imaginable topic, particularly academic topics. I imagine hes been googling basic pop-sci tripe and now thinks he's an authority. I'd LOVE to see him and his gaggle of tards discuss any current topic in neuroscience. My lord
Learn to spell and think first Jimmy poo.
He might not be able to consciously admit it to himself, but he knows on some level he has lost any pull he had. Even trying to use Lainey as bait hasn't achieved anything.
And let's be real, when it's a choice between the likes of megan / booty and a sex doll, the choice he's made doesn't seem that crazy.
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Who knows but her teddy's crotch buttons are undone at the end.
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What is this strange wet spot on the box? My theory is that he used the doll, came inside, and then stored her upright in the closet. I'm pretty sure that's confirmation he's used the doll…
how dare you make me consider the effects of gravity on James's spunk. I wanna vomit.>>673723
I don't see a red stain on the doll's clothing, I see a red object on the floor behind James. this is right when he took it out of the box.
I can’t get over his fucking proportions. That head is fucking unreal!
Aside from that, this is some seriously homophobic shit. How can he seriously try to come off as the perfect LGBTQ ally when he makes crap like this? The stereotyping makes my head spin. God, I wish Willam would dedicate a Beatdown to “James” and tear him to shreds. Ugh /rant
i nearly gagged >>673703
dem yellow teeth
i didn't think i could be anymore repulsed by onion but here we are
How self aware is he? Hes obviously getting off on this as some sort of disgusting exhibitionism, but is it deluded pride or perverse masochism
I honestly think he is so mentally ill and moronic he got off thinking how hot this is. But, I can also see the argument this is self-humiliation in a weird BDSM thing, because it is objectively fuxking repulsive and pathetic.
Also these gifs have canceled epicac and every other emetic there is. They're done they can officially retire
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Greg says he gets hundreds if not thousands of messages from people that tell him he has helped them so much, basically saved their lives.
Is this the kind of help hes giving? Id get more out of a fortune cookie. He basically just fluffed up the "Hang in there" kitty poster.
Whole thing feels like a dig at his wife.
The possessed doll thing is evil dead references? Almost quoted verbatim, idk.
It's sad he actually finds any of this funny
samefag - also, james said that during an "intimate moment" he had billie and lainey both on dog leashes and collars
So that’s what I’m not getting.. I’ve always thought that Lainey and Billie didn’t really have sex I mean even still the thing Laineybot talks about regarding her attraction to girls is only ‘kissing’ like unless she’s trying to keep it PG (which I doubt)
Anus is a disgusting person orchestrated the whole poly to suit his sexual needs, it was strictly about sex to him.
Everything is always about sex with Greg. Remember that creepy dude in high school that tried to be funny but was just annoying, that bragged about banging chicks but never brought them around, yeah that's Greg. This is what they grow up to be.
Big question now is first there was cuddlegate.. now will it be dollgate? Taylor catches Greg fucking the doll and he autistically screeches about comedy and she doesn't get it, only to say it was "all a joke and a skit". (And yes Taylor will inevitably back him up like the doormat that she is)
There will be no Dollgate.
I think I speak for all life in the known Universe, Taylor included, when I say it's infinitely better that Onision fucks dolls instead of teenagers.
Who would object to Onision acting out his sexual frustrations on rubber instead of on some poor lasses skin? Not me, and not Taylor.
Well, first he changes his name from Gregory Avaroe to James Jackson, then he replaces his wife by a lifeless sex doll.
I wonder if there are more to be changed in the Avaroes' / Jacksons' life…>>673999
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Although his fans are hopeless, they aren't supporting his new love doll fixation. He has failed to pull in any new pledges to 'Julia Love' even after releasing this to his main patreon.
probaly he just convinced them to try them on and then made jokes about it and then they took them off and went about their business.
Lainey's stories indicate there was no real threesome action.
He said in his initial video about Julia that the main reason he bought it is so he could use it to model merchandise lmao so of course it will be written off.
Sure Anus, whatever u say. Because you know you can’t just buy like a mannequin like normal use to show off their clothes.
I honestly wish irs knew he’s having sex with it too.
the black haired booby girl in his videos said the doll is taller than her and she's 155cm, so its possible>>674254
in his debate, when people were asking him if he'd write it off as a business expense, he eluded to the fact that he would, but he said he "won't discuss business online" lol
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I think this is a life long investment he has made and from outsider looking in, what a god damn mess.
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Its happened again. Its not the usual first of the month dip. He lost almost 200 dollars in just one day. It must of been one high pledge patron or a couple mid range ones. When you start to lose those die hard fans who were willing to plunk down a C note, then you know your end is inevitable.
Next thread pic, please! There's so much wrong with this, yet it's so fitting.>>674350
Now that he has found his most doormatty third, there's no need to throw money at him anymore, hoping that any of his patrons will be picked.
And maybe the love doll video was an eye opener to them regarding how creepy Gregory / James actually is.
Does Toby Turner still give him $1K a month?>>674471
Look at the whole thing anon.
The world's famous #1 comedian James Onision Jackson, with over 2 million YouTube followers, actually only has <400 fans left
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The Onion is sperging on Twitter again tonight. Highlights include
> replying to old tweets from Jaclyn & Damon Fizzy from May to try & reignite the Eugenia drama flames.
> comes for Ronnie Radke about transphobia… typical hypocrisy
> Stalked Jeffree Star’s twitter and found a tweet where Jeffree said it was nice meeting Greg. Quote tweeted it & said Jeffree was gonna delete it because it was evidence and lo and behold… J* deleted it.
> Is now posting weird ~nice~ tweets about missing Jaclyn…
GET A RESTRAINING ORDER, EVERYONE INVOLVED.
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They're being more careful with money now days.
He is planning to change his Onision Channel to mainly a 10 things channel.
Most of his income is from patreon.
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There was a reason; he was making a video about it. I only made it through 2 minutes and gave up in frustration. He thinks he's right and that his ex-friends have no rights to say he's a shit person after getting to know him better. Perhaps a less sober anon will be willing to check if there is any new milk.https://drive.google.com/file/d/1DOfC21Uu1E2Nao1byqvZ2x-p0TCD39dU/view?usp=sharing
Nothing really new here. Just that he finds out that Andy Biersack deleted all tweets directed towards him, everything else is just "bUt YoU sAiD wE wErE fRiEnDs".
The only funny thing is the little slip up he has when calling Lainey his "spouse" and then quickly tries to justify why he didn't say "husband".
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Someone with photoshop skills pls shoop >>674836
on the cover instead of Slappy
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My attempt. I'm too shit at this, but I hope it brings some of you joy.
(reposting cause I fucked up his dumb first names new name)
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Repzion used this thread’s fanart picture as the background for his video. I’m sure Greg will admire the artwork when he hate watches, kek.
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Nice work, anon>>675145>>675146
Between the "company" and his $500 girlfriend I hope they rape him more.
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Lol "legal reasons" seriously what the fuck, hes been called out every fucking time he sends fake cease and desist emails or makes statements like this, and it highlights how actually retarded and ignorant of legality he is, and yet he persists.
That's it I'm convinced he is actually undiagnosed, seriously mentally disabled.
God bless repzion for the latest video, it should truly be the most sperg inducing we have seen. Come on Greggy, dance
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Thought yall might enjoy
I wonder what court accepts statements from imaginary characters on behalf of plaintiffs. Will Emo Charlie need to show up to testify he warned repzion?
Did greasy James Jackson sperg so hard he thought emo Charlie can issue legal communications via Twitter?
Quivering bitch emotions over everything, poor guy
So I’m not well versed in the law in this case, but I’m assuming old Greg here thinks that Repzion “stole” his Patreon content and is redistributing it because he used clips of it in his latest video.
Now, I don’t know how much of that podcast repzion actually uses in his video, but if it was just short clips, it would be the same as someone reviewing a movie or tv show and using clips from said movie/show in their review. Which is usually not illegal unless the property holder really wants to be a dick in which case they’re just forced to remove it.
If repzion used the entirety of the podcast on his video, Greg could have SOME course of action, but again I am assuming it’s not some huge ordeal. I imagine Greg is getting all giddy over there thinking he’s going to take repzion down forever, but I’ve known of many many cosplay girls with Patreons who have tried to do something about their lewd pics getting leaked and they haven’t been able to actually do anything even when they know who leaked them.
So can Greg actually do anything in this case?
There's no way he'd either 1, spend that money or 2, have that money to spend to fight repzion over it. So,
even if he COULD, he won't. He'll just huff and puff.
Also wasn’t Greg blocked by Jeffree? So how the hell did he manage to quote tweet?
Starting to think that he stole the screenshot from someone else to play the victim
when he was crying about Jeffree making gay jokes about him
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Jimmy Chuckydoll Jackson canceled uploading a video tonight and instead is going to hysterically cry and effeminately curse repzion to his ~patreons~ cult instead. Either that, or what else would the "unfortunate news" be?
Kalvin, Rep, and FPS are trolling him so hard right now on Twitter I'm actually worried for his ugly husband's and the kid's safety. I hope they get out of the house while hes impotently raging for the next week or so
(Its only going to get worse, repzion said others were putting out patreon reviews this week too - obviously Kalvin and FPS Diesel - Kai/Lainey get out now!!!!)
Recap: onion tries to hide behind his spouse again, even though shes now a non-entity online and no one cares about her anymore.
He also destroys his own entire ethos regarding attacking Shane, etc etc by saying you are still "evil" if you do "evil" and "dehumanizing" things to someone you believe has done evil. Lol
>>675546>"you saying 'Hey, it's okay to stalk somebody because I believe this, this' and this is not relevant."
Does he even hear himself? He justified all his slander of Shane because he BELIEVED he was a pedo. he BELIEVED he was serious about jerking it onto his cat. Did that stop him? Did he care? No, he used those things he BELIEVED about Shane to justify his stalking of him.
He BELIEVES he is justified in making videos about Eugenia because he "says nice things about her" and "calls her a hero" and he BELIEVES that Eugenia would be okay with being complimented. He's never asked her if shes okay with it, but who cares, right? His beliefs are exempt cause he is RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT.
How can one person be so non self aware? How is it even possible?
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How does he even has power to do this?
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Just a gaslight/manipulation example from his tard forum - this is James responding to a fan who defended him, but said she would love to see him box for charity and that he could win (makes sense, boxing matches are fun entertainment particularly for charity).
Jimmy no-shoulders replies with manipulation and gaslighting because he is terrified and his extremely weak masculinity is threatened. Notice boxing match becomes "beat the shit out of" and the pouty "you dont really care about me"
Fucking embarrassing. Ofc this obviously not very bright fan responds to him twice profusely apologizing, he does not respond. (I screenshot her responses too but they're not interesting just sad)
What a dick. This girl is sucking up to him in the most gullible way possible and he just finds a way to make himself sound like an ever bigger asshole.
Girl, please. Love yourself.
Not a good idea at all.
He'd be just screaming at them if they don't find him funny, call them haters and tell them that cute animals die if they eat meat.
Responsible parents (which Gaylor is not) wouldn't let him near their kids.
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he does have a poshmark up still - onisionshirts
james jackson thinks this cursed, disgusting, pilled to hell shirt should sell for $9…
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does he sell it for higher because "THE ONISION" wore it? lmao what a joke
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Nothing new, he was just whining and says he's stopping podcast because they are hard to 'manage'. AKA, it's harder to find and then copyright strike when only audio is used. Also he tries to get more money out of the idiots paying for this shit by saying he needs their money for his future plans.
He forgot to turn off comments on his 'Kalvin Garrah Could Face Jail Time'. It's hilarious because he has no support what so ever.
>>676045>james jackson thinks this cursed, disgusting, pilled to hell shirt should sell for $9…
Also, it's almost 100% polyester. No wonder the fucker sweats so much.
Even if it was poly-cotton blend it would be lot more breathable than this abomination.How cheap is this guy? Even at my poorest I never bought all polyester clothes cos they're hot & uncomfortable.
God he's such a cheap trashfire.
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He just had to put her in the thumbnail. He has such a contrarian child mentality. If hes told not to do something he has to do it even more.
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He once again showed his mostly underage audience the outline of his tiny baby carrot in the "am I fat" video, fucking gross. I'm surprised he didn't stuff his underwear with multiple pairs of socks like he usually does before recording that though
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Seems fake but okay.
Sitting next to his window watching the clear Calabazas sky while wearing his pale pink and fluffy Louboutin bathrobe, Jeffree smirked while muttering to himself; “it’s time…”.
J’s delicate yet well-manicured fingers picked up his iPhone then sent a text message to his young lover; “Nate, sweetie, please forgive me. If you want, you can go ahead and have your fun with his bitch. Xoxo heart emojis*”. Afterwards, he calls Anthony…
“Have they arrived at LAX yet?”
“Great, great… have you picked up their lady friend yet? We do need a babysitter.” He says the last sentence in annoyance.
Yeah, she’s waiting in the car.”
“Excellent. We’ll be in touch, babe!” And with that, he pressed the red hang button.
In his private thoughts; “Oh Gregory; you don’t really know how to keep your mouth fucking mouth shut, huh? Play with this diva, -snaps fingers- and you WILL get burned. You stupid cunt.”
Twenty minutes have gone by and the doorbell rings, Nathan on behalf of Jeffree opens the door which reveals The Onions, the shallots and Mercedes at the doorstep along with Anthony.
“Hey guys! Welcome to our humble abode! Man, I’m still gettin’ used to this Cali weather ya’know?” Kai and Nate make small talk comparing the hot weather of California and New Mexico while stepping in.
Nate shows them in the pink wonderland that is Jeffree’s main space of the manor.
“Please guys, make yourselves at home!” Nathan directs them to the lounge area where some of the doggos come in and Troy notices them.
“Look mommy, pretty doggies! One is pink!” Troy giggles.
“Yes honey, they’re very pretty! Hey Cloey, look at the pretty doggies!” Taylor lovingly engages with trot and clot at the sight of the many Pomeranians that came in before making light convos with Mercedes. Meanwhile Greg silently looks at them all with disdain and hidden disgust.
About five minutes later, Jeffree comes in.
“Well hello everyone? Hi, how are ya?” Sees the kids, “Ooh whadda we have here? Hi little ones! What’s your name, sweetheart?”
“T-Troy?” trot points at himself.
“And you, pumpkin?” Cloey just makes a whiny sound.
“Her name’s Cloey, she hasn’t learned how to talk yet but we’re working on it.” Kai sheepishly chimes in.
I see… well, make yourselves at home everyone! There’s food and refreshments to your right,” points at the kitchen area “I’m sure y’all are very jet legged and hungry right now ‘cause bitch, I would be.” He starts laughing like his casual Jeffree self.
They all head to the counter area next to the kitchen before J* speaks again.
“I’m sorry I don’t have much vegan things here but there’s plenty of non-meat items lying around. Do you guys like Oreos?”
Jeff tossed an unopened package of Oreos to the counter table while Greg continues to glare and brood, feeling helpless in his surroundings.
“Why did you bring us here?” He asked.
“Oh I thought you should get to know me better and move on from what happened six or seven years ago.”
Greg shudders “I…you’ve seen my video? Look, about that-“
“I was being very rude and very creepy towards you when we should’ve connected since we both were friends with Damon. And to think we could’ve collabed together, we could have become stars…”
Greg was dumbfounded, pale blue eyes wide like saucers at the proposal.
“I-I was just playing a character…”
“Yes and my natural eye color is blue hahaha”
Greg was irritated, sneering in humiliation.
“Why the fuck did you brought us here? I know it wasn’t for a collaboration.” Greg says the last word meekly.
“Actually we are collaborating, and you are the star!”
“Hey, I’m willing to share the spotlight. So why not?”
Again, Greg was dumbfounded but was immediately rescued from his stupor after another distraction.
“Yo J,” Nate calls out, “Andrew needs you with…” Nate sees Greg facing Jeffree “…something.”
“Gotta run, be right back!” J* scurried off to Andrew, still wearing his fluffy pink robe.
“Are the cameras set up?”
“Yeah, where do ya want the last one?”
“Hey, are you sure you wanna do this? He’s kinda greasy-looking, more so than Shane at his worst.”
“Meh, I’ve had rank. Besides, he looks clean.”
“Alright dude, don’t get too rough on him.” Andrew snickers and walks away.
Well how am I supposed to have fun then?! He yelled in a playful manner.
Greg, feeling suspicious…
“Cameras… what’s going on here” he mutters.
Taylor finally speaks her mind…
“Greg, I don’t like this, something feels off…”
“Yeah, well tell me something I don’t know.” He snidely remarks.
Kai looks hurt yet annoyed as if she’s kind of used to it.
“Just keep quiet and behave, we’re already in much trouble as it is.” Greg states his final word, subconsciously predicting the dangers that lie ahead.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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He's still milking those 'debate' streams and it looks like he plans to continue the 'debates' as a way to put out more content that doesn't require any effort.
FINAL ONISION DEBATE (Onision's Noise Complaints)https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Zd-nSsPt1aXBdcEid9umydSvAHGyc-e2/view?usp=sharing
James addressed shock collars in a skit not too long ago. Starts at 2:20 if you guys want to watch.https://drive.google.com/file/d/13PA_XUoBTgXU7QhGc_08Jp49jHkuA9fs/view?usp=sharing
>No solution is the best solution
His actress brings out a shock collar and goes off on Greg about using it on his dogs. Greg defends him self saying that if he doesn't use it the dogs will be taken away and killed.
Thanks! That was what I was referring to. You are awesome for finding that!
He literally did not consider training or behavioral work with the dogs. Lazy jerk.
You know he fucking did lmfao. He ghost writes for his imaginary fans/haters all the time. Notice how the person who sees Greg for what he really is-is also the abusive
asshole that is stopping this "patron" from pledging anymore? It's the same narrative every time: somebody has a revelation that all the big bad Anti O's are really the problem and Greg has been the victim
all a long. Because it's only hypocritical haters that accuse him of being problematic
and prevent others from enjoying his wholesome sex doll videos. Also, if this person is real and you knew she was afraid to even send it to you in the first place, why would you post it publicly? Even if it's just for your patrons that is really fucking careless and stupid.
The Stud Finder> James is knocking on a wall with a couple hammers, wearing his BNHA uniform shirt> "Julia" opens the door and stands in the doorway> Jim shows his Oscar-level talent, goes "Oh, hey there. I didn't see you there."> Julia says nothing> "Y'know, I'm a hot(?) construction worker. I got this in my pocket." Pulls out doodad "Do you know what it is?"> Julia says nothing> "Yeah, it's a Stud Finder. And, apparently- oh, starts making beep beep noise orgasmic screech while pressing doodad to chest I guess it found a Stud!"> Julia says nothing> "But wait, oh no!" starts lowering doodad from chest to crotch "Beep beep beep beep beep!"> "Looks like it found a rock hard Stud in my jammieeees!" rubs doodad on crotch> Beep beeps and screeches while staring into the camera> "Ahh jeez! Really found a big Stud here! Ohh Gooood!" still rubbing doodad on crotch> "Oh my God, oh my God I think it found something(?)"> moving doodad from crotch to ass "I think it found a Stud in my butt!"> Shoves doodad in ass, screeches, camera shows Julia who says nothing> "Oooh it found- oooooh it's in my asshole! Oooh it's fucking me in my asshole! Beep beep beep!"> Shows his pajama ass with the doodad clenched between his buttcheeks> screeching "It's stuck between my asscheeks!" screeching> Julia backs off and closes the doors> "Hey wait where you going baby-bee-baaaabe. Too far?"> Shoves doodad again near his crotch screaming "BEEP BEEP BEEP OH MY GOD AGAIN"> Sobbing as credits roll
Wow. He couldn't even be bothered to move the doll around to pretend its alive and reacting. So fucking lazy. What terrible content.
I'd swear he got the idea from AI Angel but he's too lazy to make something that complicated.
This is fake as fuck lol>he snapped my laptop in half because my niece was watching I'm a banana
Currently in med school but i’ve never heard of this type of cancer before. Oh my fucking god.
I don’t know how much lower can Jimbo go at this point
He had to cop to that one because he diagnosed with it in the military before they shitcanned him for his usual insane antics. As such its documented in publically accessible records, which anyone can file for through FOIA.
I believe the diagnosis followed an incident where he held his M9 standard issue service pistol to his head in his barracks over in Korea during a cowardly attempt to get out of his service tour early. Unfortunately, this worked and they let him go. Thus creating yet another scenario in life completely all of his doing that he gets to play the victim
about and lie/change facts to suit whatever narrative he needs at the time.
Reupload is here >>676512
My Suicidal Thoughts, Mirror is titled 'Depression'
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He is still bragging about how he 'beat' up his dad and called his step mom a fucking bitch. He also believes that parents who allow their kids to experience juvenal detention are pathetic and not worthy of being called a parent. This coming from the man who won't even train his dogs, lets his child hit him and his sister, and attempted to sign away his parental rights as soon as a teenage girl showed some interest in his baby carrot.
Anyways, no wonder why his channel is dying. There is only so many times you can listen to the same story with out getting bored.
Gruglet speaks repetitively about how he is a vegetarian and is thus better than people who are not, by trying to assert some superiority morality. But we know that he has killed his turtle, and mistreated his pets, to say the least, so his righteousness on that front, as far as vegetarianism is concerned, tends to hold little or no weight. He uses this as potential leverage to spin himself in a good light and as a means to obfuscate from his mistreatment of animals.
He also commonly references how he beat up his dad because he was a pedophile, likely for the same reason: to depict himself as morally superior. But this potential pattern of behavior leads me to believe that his valiant battle against his child molesting dad is just another way for him to try to look good, despite his own pedophilic tendencies. I cant verify my claim but I do always wonder what he intends to obfuscate by repeatedly divulging this information.
He acts like he is so superior for not eating meat, but he also buys from brands that test on animals (so does Thot), uses shock collars on his dogs, generally treats the two female dogs like shit, plow through wetlands on his tractor, disrupting the wildlife and fish, burns cardboard and trash, and uses plastic for everything. He’s the farthest thing from an animal rights or environmental activist. He drove a Tesla for the prestige and was quick to trade it in for a gas guzzling truck when he had to “downgrade”. He’s never donated or volunteered at a shelter. He killed his turtle and still brings it up later because he thinks it’s a funny story. The conditions his guinea pigs were in was appalling. The same goes for his fish tank.
Jimmy would lose a fight against an actual tree if he didn’t have a tractor to sit on.
"Jimmy would lose a fight against an actual tree if he didn’t have a tractor to sit on."
Hahahaha god damn it, that was beautiful. thank you.
He whines about his Tesla a lot. It was just a status symbol to hold above others.
Thanks for bringing up his truck, now I'm snickering thinking of how he broke the fucking back window like the retard he is.
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Not too surprising here but he's claiming videos made by Petty Paige now.
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She's unbothered because her videos on him are older so they don't make much in the present.
Let's not forget about his 8 showers a day while people in other places don't even have enough water to drink, and the changing climate makes it scarce in areas that were okay before.
There's nothing that he does that benefits anyone else but him. And if there is, that's because it benefits him in the first place.
I think the marriage is clearly in its death throes at this point, and the recent acquisition of his "Julia" sex doll, written off as a "business expense" for the perfect comedic material he's apparently always wanted to do, demonstrates this pretty well. He doesn't seem to be attracted to Kai because Kai is not underage anymore, like you suggested, and that's probably a huge part of it. Pulling in another young, unsuspecting and easily controlled girl to be part of their relationship hasn't worked out, and so this sex doll is an easy, lifeless entity that he can control and do whatever he wants with. And I think we all know how much he values control over others. But things have devolved to the point where a lifeless doll is his sex partner, and it's better this be the case than him praying on some young underage girl. People have caught on to his patterns of behavior and I think he knows this, which is probably part of why you see him getting a name change. And why he is partnered up with a sex doll at this point.
It is, truly, comedy. I'll give him that. But comedy in a sad way.
Still a far jump from the door mat she used to be though. Old lainey would never stand up for herself or give Greg time limits. It’s an exciting glimpse into the future.
She’s no longer completely mesmerised with him.
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ok which one of you paid for this? it is not worth the cringe to give Gurg money for this shit. Better to let it crash and burn so he never gets his money back on that "investment" and can cry over how no one likes him.
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My first thought was that some YouTuber became a high tier patron so they could get all the juicy info and photos to make an expose video. But there is no $25 pledge level so there must of been one $15 and two $5 pledges. Meaning there are three fucked up people wanting to see James pose and then abuse a naked sex doll, what the fuck is wrong with these people? I dont count the original $2 pledge because that obviously was Onision himself.
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I doubt he would actually make a video of himself having sex with the doll. For all his bluff and bluster about his Adonis body and sexual prowess. Greg is a VERY insecure man, especially about his penis size. This is the man who freaked out on Laineys younger sister because she was griping about her current boyfriends penis size and how she wished he was as big as her previous b/f's. I always felt that that whole incident played out like this - Lainey ran to Greg and told him the conversations she had with her sister, because we know Lainey rats everyone out. Greg realizes that Lainey and her sister probably had "girl talk" about their significant others penis size and Lainey probably revealed his deficiency in that area. His anger about being laughed at behind his back stewed and built up until it finally reached a boiling point and then he made all those weird tweets directed at his sister-in-law about how she was a shitty shallow person and a size queen.
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If his Julia Love videos are anything like his usual "comedy" skits where hes beating a woman then his adults only Patreon may end up getting suspended.
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I'm not sure if Jimmy has been trying to discourage Lainey from considering top surgery. In this video he doesn't really say anything new but it seems like the subject make have been brought up because of Lainey's trip to pride and her supportive friend being in town. Of course it's just speculation but it seems quite likely.
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These are the two windows open on my computer rn and I was just thinking about the contrast between the two in terms of meaningfulness, how they conduct themselves, how much they contribute to the world, and their real value as individuals. How radically the fork in the road diverges.
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>>678511>These are the two windows open on my computer rn and I was just thinking about the contrast between the two
It's funny you should make this comparison as I have a similar one. Greg likes to call himself 'The hardest working man on Youtube' and you only have to look at say, a Contrapoints video to know this claim is shit. Whatever you think of Contra's content, no one can deny there is serious effort & money put into her videos. The wig for the System-Shock get up, for instance, was handmade by Wynn with spare computer parts. She writes 5000 + word scripts. Meanwhile, Mr Green Screen over here half-asses it & laughs at pics of fat people. He also puts out shitty vids every other day while most creators do 1 weekly or monthly. Quality has never been a priority with Gurgles.
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Not to mention those shitty Party City wigs & fake moustaches are ridiculous. What professional YTer would wear such cheap shitty costumes in 2019? Oh yeah, Greg,cos he still thinks its 2007 & becoming a YTer partner is still rare & novel.
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I just want to add this.
Billie Eilish is 16 in this video I think. (17 currently)
Jimmy here decides this is a 10/10 joke.
EDIT: Found this on tumblr I forgot to mention.
>>678572>complimenting contras horrible videos
What bit of 'Whatever you think of her content' is complimentary?
Point is, if you want views these days, you've got to put in the work. I put Contra in cos 1) she has similar political views to Gurgles 2)She at least makes her chicanery look good on screen(her views are a bit bullshit but bitch can set decorate ) 3) The transtrenders tagline amused me
Even Shitty old Logan Paul puts in more than Gurgles.
Point is, Gurgle's Amateur Hour doesn't cut the mustard to pull in views. Whether or not you like the content, is here nor here. It can't look like you're fucking around in your bedroom in 2009 any more.
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lol damn, somebody just posted this in the kanadajin3 thread, and while it kinda fits there, it screams Greg(armchairing)
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All right, which one of you mad lads did this?
There are transphobes all over the internet, including lolcow. There are people who think transness is valid
all over the internet, including lolcow. We're not a monolith.
With that being said, Greg is still a transphobe despite using his "husband" as a shield.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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You think this might slow down Onion’s rabid claiming spree now that he has to do actual work instead of auto claim everything with his name in it?
Jesus christ you're fucking new here>>678741
Ha, watch him now spin it as an excuse why it's OK to make claims
I don't get why other youtubers don't ensure onion's claim spamming strategy backfires by only ever depicting him in cartoon form. There's no lack of material or artists just on this site alone.
They can even diy, just like Onion's iconic whiteboard period.
Nah, Jimmy's just been the most uninteresting cow for a while now.
He's gonna have to file for divorce or bring in a new teen, if he wants attention again.
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And he's back to making $2 with his amazing content, the one he's always dreamt of creating.
Well, looks like nobody's interested in him or his silicone girlfriend, not even his regular patrons.
I'm not sure it'll be this easy this time.
He allegedly bought the doll for his skits, so I wonder if there will be discussions in the Avaroe / Jackson household. Maybe Lainey wants him to resell the doll since it's been quite an amount of money spent.
If he keeps it, it's a huge blow to his ego because secretly he will admit how unhappy he is about his marriage and that he isn't able to lure in another third, so he isn't all that hot and sexy as he thinks he is.
If he sells it, he'll keep the image he's trying to build for himself, but he'll be unhappy IRL.
It's practically a lose-lose situation, but I'm not sure Greg / James has already caught onto it.
For real? You didn't notice the sex doll, the FPS challenging him to a boxing match, a lesbian challenging him to a boxing match and him talking to his "haters" non stop in live streams?
What rock have you been living under? Prolly too busy banning IP's, amirite?
Also, how is making suggestions to improve this board "whining?" Ah forget I asked…. this place IS ran by women, so deflecting is pretty much all you got when someone mansplains simple shit to you, right? Ask your husband to explain my posts to you, given he hasn't left 10 years ago to get a pack of smokes….
(Oh and just banned under my former IP, fem-mods make the best mods, ya'll….)
Let me explain this as simply as I can to you again:
- If you want people to post milk on lolcows, or anything really, allow them to post and keep your chubby sausage finger off that ban button.
You lovely gal-mods DO realize that even a raging narcissist such as Null allows people to criticize his kiwifarms on his forums right?
Why does he allow that? Well simple: If you can not handle criticism, you shouldn't run a website of any kind, really.
You gals do have your ban-happiness in common with noolsenpai though, only he actually allows criticism, so that makes you gals worse than kiwifarms.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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What's up you guys? I am a coward; or that's what different people with different opinions think. Some people think I'm brave, you know, cause I constantly make videos despite what anyone thinks. (Shows screen shots from female teenage fans that where left between 2012-2016.) I just keep on making videos, that's brave to some people. Like a lot of people will delete their social media the moment they get any conflict. I've seen it happen numerous times. They just strait up abandon the internet. But for some reason on social media we like to call each other names. I do it, you do it, we all do it. And it's kind of strait up cray because we don't like being called names yet we constantly do it to others. Not to long ago I was called a cowered because I was challenged to a fight, a boxing match by a youtuber. (Shows screen shots from 2015-2016 of people tweeting about how they'd like to fight Greg.) I didn't even know who the youtuber was so I didn't feel there was any reason to accept this challenge. I had no personal beef in it. Well, immediately people said 'hey this boxing match is for charity so your a cowered.' They would use that word. And I just thought that it was interesting because when I was challenging someone to a boxing match, just a couple of months prior, (Shows a picture of Shane.) No one was calling that person a cowered even though that was also for charity. And that kind of brings me into the whole human psychology dementia really. If you like somebody and they get challenged to a fight, you say they are the bigger person for ignoring the challenge. If you don't like the person who was challenged and they don't accept the challenge, you say they are a coward. I have a list of examples as to how this works. Like for instance I make a lot of videos about someone, people say I'm an obsessed stalker. (Shows screen shots of his EC videos and D Fizzy telling him to back off.) But if other people make a ton of videos about me, then their heros and fine. Even if I make constructive, positive, loving videos about someone; that's still considered evil to many people. (Shows a screenshot of his twitter post that features a recovering EC that he had pinned for over a month) Yet if someone makes hateful vicious videos attempting to destroy me, that's apparently totally healthy behavior. Anyways I just wanted to end this video with a test. Click like if you are actually watching this video and are not a bot. Just click like, and click dislike if you are literally a bot. And the reason I'm doing this test is because I'll make a video about saving someones life or how about how someones a hero or whatever and it gets overwhelming dislikes despite how constructive and positive and cool it is. (Shows a screen shot of a news article 'YouTube Has A New Plan to Stop Dislike Bots') Anyways, lets go save some lives. I can't fly. laughs
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This place is so hilarious. On the one hand you got ban-happy cunts banning everyone on the other hand you got them talking about what they wished their vagina looked like so that someone would finally clean the cogwebs out of their fat disgusting salmon smelling holes….>>>/g/113718
of course they won't take any advice, i'm actually fucking proud that you guys don't man. kudo's!(diagnosis: manlet faggotry)
And Greg / James / Onision can't differentiate between hate and criticism. Okay, there are some people out there who just straight hate on him.
But the majority criticizes his behavior as well as his actions because he's often childish and unreflecting, and, as you've already pointed out, lacks self-awareness.
Mostly I see people make fun of him or call him out when he criticizes people for something and does the exact same thing, or has done something alike in the past and then reprimands people when they do it. He's just so totally unable to relate and compare his own actions to the actions of others. smh
i think he has moments where he has to convince himself he is right about something by doing some mental gymnastics. (the recent Stop sign thing is a sure sign of that) But in the end he does end up convincing himself, so he can never grow or change.
Sometimes in his videos he acts self-deprecating and it will make me wonder if he is more self-aware than we give him credit for, but then every time he does a live stream that doubt is shattered because there he is aggressively arrogant and argumentative and absolutely sure he is in the right about everything. I think the greg we see in those live streams is the real greg, and thus those moments of self-awareness in the videos is all an act to attemt to make himself appear more likable.
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TBF Strange Aeons has called him that.. Heck, I've called him that. But yeah, it does sound somewhat like Repzion. I am amused that both Greg & Repzion need to google what an idiolect is. Greg in particular doesn't seem to grok that you can SAY you're a 20 yr old woman all you like, but if you write in the same tone as our favorite sperglord, replete with his usual grammar & spelling mistakes, & post only pictures of his ugly mug to a 2 day account, chances are someone's gonna play Spot The Sock.
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He looks like he would bite.
unpopular opinion, but I actually found him almost attractive in the 2010-era when he had his natural brown hair, and it was shoulder length
he aged terribly and looks like a solid 3 now though
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good luck on learning to love yourselves anons.
It so embarrassing that he refers to himself as onision.
I cant wait for the "young James Jackson" throwbacks.
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I couldn't give a fuck debating about his looks. He's completely average, but the raging narcissism is what makes him so repulsive. It's the vanity, the self-obsession that irks me. He really believes he is terrifically handsome. He posts comparison shots with movie stars or video game characters. The 'I haven't aged' posts are ridiculous. I mean, look at this shit. Hey Gurgles, ever hear actual handsome men like Anson Mount or Henry Cavill pull this shit? No you don't.
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More of Narcissus gazing at own reflection. Holy shit, how does an ordinary-looking man who barely finished high school have such a high opinion of himself? Tosh really created a monster when he featured that damn banana video.
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There are over a DOZEN of these. Christ, the vanity.
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Now he wants to be called JJ. Also he can't be bothered to stop eating while making a video? Gross.https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UBLUKF0hhBFO_ZDjHMoKe0jHRC3F3Qcq/view?usp=sharing
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Sorry guys, this was was removed from youtube.
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OK last one. So. Fucking. Vain.
Okay, GregGreg it is then
Jesus, an entire video on this shit? If he spent a fraction of the time playing with his kids as he did gazing at his own hideous visage, they might have half a chance not to grow up hating him.
How does a grown man end up this vain? Models & movie stars don't have half the ego of this manlet clown. Baffling.
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He's certainly not doing himself any favors.
1) He's wasting a ton of water.
2) He never actually shows his face for a longer period of time except for when he adds that weird wavy filter.
3) He shouldn't let his 5-year-old son edit the video. It can't be him editing. I've never seen anyone's skills degrade so drastically. Mind you, he's been editing videos for what now, 10 or 12 years?
Much vegetarian and environmentally friendly.
Time of screenshot: around 2:16, I didn't add anything to it.
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The fans arent paying for the privilege of his company so hes having to move everything to some ghetto set up. I always wanted the quick bright burn out, but watching the slow steady decline is way more enjoyable.
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that comment though
Reported b/c it's baiting and spurs infighting.>>680227>>680289
I don't know why he set the forums up in the first place. I still think that's one of the reasons why his patron is tanking: usually his patrons seem to crave his attention which they now can get for free on the forums, so no need for fans without a big buck to sign up there.
Which leads me to believe that he either needs to bask in more attention and by more people than just his patrons or he's still trying to find another cute girl and have history repeat itself since that's how he got in contact with multiple of his partners.
In short: patron alone doesn't do it for him, he needs to draw in more (different?) people.
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>tfw not cute enough
if she had her hair the right shade of manic color blue, maybe he'd give her a shot at auditioning for a poly trial
maybe he shares all this "i'm depressed and suicidal" emo bullshit on his twitter and youtube lately because lainey wont let him fly out new freshly legal poon :(
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90% of his forums are girls begging to be part of lainey and greg's relationship
its kinda hilarious
it's too bad they didn't shoop a soul in there.
it's so strange how people say he has pretty eyes and to me they are straight nightmare fuel.
also people who actually understand (ie not his fans) how youtube works understand why the dislike bots are unlikely. (engagement is engagement whether good or bad) he knows this too and is blatantly manipulating his audience to engage his videos.
most true and honest youtuber strikes again!
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please say sike
Wow, what a douche. She's basically pouring her heart out and he goes>ok thx>that's all gib moneys now
Girl, pls. Love yourself. There's a billion men more suitable for an internet crush than James fucking Jackson.
I'm one of Onision's many proud fans. He has helped me quit harming myself.
What did you do today? You used gay slurs on a hater message board.
Keep telling yourself Onision is the bad guy.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
I can't say I'm too surprised that you haters are Trump supporters. Bigots and fascists till the bitter end, right? Keep staying miserable, keep being jealous of people more successful than you.
The perfect past-time for a hater.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
These girls need to learn how to love themselves.
Right now Greg's ideal 'unicorn' is a cute alt girl that is super insecure, and also has unlimited money from super rich parents or inheritance.
Neither of them have a chance. First girl is too old and not his type. Second girl claims she's nonbinary-masculine and we all know that is NOT what he's looking for.
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with these fags and report
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>inb4 new whiteknight post claiming that "most everyone" knows onision is "100% right all the time"
Ah, yes. Greggy Poo once had a successful career, but he blew all his bucks on trashing the environment, bringing in girl after girl into his home, attempting to pull the wool over the government's eyes in tax payments, and now he owes a fee to an internet forum. And, let's be clear, Greg self-published three books, because no literary agent or publishing firm in their right mind would ever promote his bonfire fuel to the public. Greg is basically the male version of E.L. James.
Greg was formerly successful, and now he's trash. And for every fan he's shamed into bettering themselves, there have been dozens more who either laugh at his pathetic tactics or have been harmed by his harshness. Maybe we shouldn't be so quick to dismiss the people he's victimized directly and indirectly? Just a thought.
He even misspoke there saying "I'd be jealous too, if I were you guys"
He's lucky the overactive moderators here deleted that post.
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Can you all sage your retarded tinfoiling? It’s obvious that the Greg anon is just a summerfag trying to derail the thread. It’s not surprising the newfags are falling for it.
Unless you want to receive spam , I'd suggest leaving name and email field blank.>>680393
He's known about lolcow for years but has never shown up to defend himself IIRC. It's probably just a summerfag whiteknight like >>680400
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Holy fucking shit this is hilarious. Go back to twitter you perpetual walking embarrassment of a manchild and take your definitions with you.
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For how long has this thread chain existed? And Onision's fanboys just now cottoned on to it?
Brett Keane wrote a book.
I think it was a slow burn. They've lurked for a long time, watched their lord and savior being raked over the coals and exposed and couldn't handle it anymore.
They tugged on their tiny balls for some courage and put their IP's in a row ready for the bans. Its sad that their troll attempt only lasted for a few hours. You'd think that a true fan of Onision would have a fire that cant be extinguished with a few IP bans by the mods and a belt spanking by Anons.
You seriously think I need all that? The way this place is run with some stupid half ass scripting to try and deter trolls from trolling the fuck out of this place I'm amazed its still up.
Some of the trolls I've known in the past if they came to party here this place would be shut down in a day.
I can probably shut this place down myself, if I gave it some effort.
Go ahead, call my bluff on that one, ladies.(go ahead kek)
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>>680567>tfw 1337 haxx0r>tfw you don't know how to spell DDoS>>680573>>680569
said. When does school start again for all these summerfags?
I always ask this once as a courtesy:
- Are you absolutely sure you want me to take down this site?(heh, you don't want to see my dark side kiddo)
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Imagine sperging out on a dying thread because mommy didn’t give you enough attention. I
pleaaaase free us from these shackles, we're damsels in distress and need you to break the spell.
> ooga big tough man, me tough guy, me post gifs of woman being beaten.
You totally proved that James is a peaceful guy with peaceful fans.
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At least sage your shit if you wanna manure-post.
good call. i mean, what are the chances that someone who thinks themselves as the "good guy" posting these images is also the same kinda guy who hates women because women shun him while being the same kind of guy women would shun?
if it was a venn diagram, it'd just be a circle.
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Just wanted to include the song in the link: Paul Stanley - Live to Win (2006) HQ. Apparently it was in the World of Warcraft South Park Episode.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKyZyBe3DbE
(I guess you can't post /both/ an image and a YouTube link. Sorry. I'm an idiot. Please forgive me.)
What the hell does that have to do with anything, it's two week old milk that some autist wanted to rally KF to satisfy his le epic trolling plans XD
Also, sage your BS.
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Poetic cinema. Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it. Anyways, should we be running to our internet bunkers on this one? Is this big mean internet man with master's degree from an elite university gonna hurt us?
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He truly is an idiot. Steven King's group sex part in 'It' was written purposefully and with reason. The seen really does effect the story and character relationships.
On the other hand Greg rights porn for himself. The only reason he wrote about this in his 'book' is so that he could brag about how sex came naturally to him. He even says that we don't have a right to be upset at this chapter because it was a real story and it would be like getting mad at an 11 year old him. This man in his mid 30's see's nothing wrong with writing in a sex scene with an 11 year old boy just to fill a chapter and make his tiny peen hard.
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Since when does he sell physical copies of his book?
I wonder how many he has lying around (and how poorly they sell). lmao
This is rage-inducing. Any normal adult would look back at a 15 yr old taking advantage of an 11 yr old &go,"Well that was fucked up." The fact that he doesn't see anything wrong with a teenager basically molesting a preteen is maddening. A sexual experience of an 11 yr old could, in the hands of a skilled writer be framed as a key, ultimately negative experience, but Greg is too much of a hack for that. And this idea that 'it actually happened so you can't be mad at 11 yr old me LOL' is idiotic. He chooses to employ a steamy erotica novel tone over what is basically child abuse.I sincerely doubt if it happened, it was, at 11 yrs of age, the cool experience he claims it was. It was probably embarrassing,damaging & one of the reasons he's a narc mess today who hates women.
Fuck you Greg. Go join NAMBLA or something, you pedofreak.
>>680849>4 uploads with "kill" in the title in the past 5 days.
Just pointing that out.
His preoccupation with violence is worrying. I genuinely worry Greg will show up to Youtube headquarters & pull a Nasim Aghdam when his channel gets removed from 1 strike too many.
He claims not to have read a book since high school, and it shows.
If he had he'd know that King & the author of Twilight series have both been called out for problematic
content in their books. What rock is he living under to not know this? Success doesn't mean immunity from criticism, much as he'd like it to.
and some others turn red automatically. It's just a joke because they're overused by Tumblr culture.
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>tfw lolcow still isn't down even after mommy made you extra tendies to keep up your strength while you hack those roastie bitches
His eyes are fucking CREEPY. They're too far apart, first of all. Also, they droop at the corners. Then, of course, you have the giant eyebrow fold that he desperately tries to minimize by opening his creepy eyes wide as they can go. Besides the eyebrow fold, you have his jutting brow ridge which gives him a definite neanderthal look. This is only accentuated by the giant dent in his forehead.
His bone structure is actually really fucking terrible and unfortunate. This is why he NEVER films himself from the side at a true profile angle. He's careful not even to look at someone he's filming with if it means showing the camera his true profile. At that angle, the size of his massive head is really observable. It also shows how bad his gross caveman brow is. His jawline is terrible, the whole bottom of his face is absolutely bizarre. Very ape like, horrible genes. I used to have a few photos saved to my phone showing exactly what I mean, I don't remember how I came across these RARE shots of Grugly from a true profile angle. I know one was from a video, that I can no longer find. It was of him and Lainey, Grugly was sitting in a chair and Lainey was standing up I think. The background was white. Grugly would turn his gargantuan head to the side and look up, giving the camera a true profile, while listening to Lainey. I can't remember what the two creeps were talking about but it's fairly recent. Another image I had was a candid shot of Grugly at the grocery store. I just went on Google to try and find some shots profile shots of Grugly and there are NONE. Which is bizarre considering Grugly has put out so much content, including photos, for the past decade+. You'd think there's be shots of Grugly from all sides, but no.
He's been very careful with the content he puts out in order to maintain the dishonest image he's created of himself over the years. Y'all know the look, eyes wide open. Always shot from the front. Contrast up. This isn't how he looks at all. I know sometimes people post those HDR images highlighting his horrible skin but honestly that is so far and away from the truth of how objectively unattractive he is. It's his BONE STRUCTURE, the way his face is put together, which makes him truly hideous.
If anyone can find any actual shots of his profile, post them! This angle is what makes Grugly truly self-consciousness, that's why it's so hard to find any shots/clips at this angle. The only thing I could find a few minutes ago while I did a quick search was a few shots at 3 quarters.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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I've always thought he looks like a straight up Neanderthal more and more as he ages
Then, I watched his 23andMe video, and it told him he has more Neanderthal DNA than 80 percent of customers, and i kek'd
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was near the end lmao. makes soooo much sense ahaha
sage for OT but no, that scene was written because the guy was high as fuck throughout that entire decade. It has rightfully been recognised as creepy and awful since the book's release, especially since it drags on for several pages. A bunch of twelvies having an orgy in a sewer in order to 'bond' only makes sense if you've done a mountain of coke, like King did.
Greg's writing is far more egregious, but they're both fucking unnecessary and awful.>>680854
Oh please, Greg is a huge coward, and there might be males at YT HQ so that would scare him even more. He'd have to wait until he was sure it was only women working that day, and then the worst he would do would be to go in and scream at them and perhaps kill a mannequin he brought with him.
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Gurgly bought himself a new Tesla. He acts as if it's normal for a "struggling youtuber with IRS problems and a family to support " to spend 40,000 on a brand new vehicle..
I haven't watched the video yet, but things don't add up. If any dear anon would be so kind to reupload, I'd appreciate it very much!
Is it really his Tesla?
Could it be leased / rented?
Did he borrow it from anyone?
Could he have been on a trial run?
If it really is
his car how do his patrons keep falling for his 1) "I'm so broke" and 2) "most honest YouTuber" BS?
Questions upon questions.
Teslas Are Junk? Is Model 3 Worth It?https://drive.google.com/file/d/1y3YI9VxXhAtF59Cz5BjBD_y7-4IWNdZo/view?usp=sharing
A bit of a tin foil but I think he's been trading stocks for a while now. I remember Jimmy posting a screen shot of stocks last year in his discord with no context. His ass lickers claimed they where his 'fake' stocks. Some time this year I think he briefly let slip that believed Robin Hood ripped him off. I think Billie the Fridge encouraged him to get into trading because Leafy was doing quite well for himself after dropping the youtube game.
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Mashed up screen shots from his video. Looks like he is buying and he says he got a reduced monthly payment because he served in the air force.
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She’s gone a lot farther with it than most of us thought she would tho. Rather than changing nothing about how she looks while wearing full glam makeup looks and saying she isn’t a girl, she’s now making small but tangible changes. Even growing body hair is something Greg hates but she’s doing it anyway. >>681488
Tbh I’m not sure he’s in a position to leave or get another girl. His popularity is tanking and she’s still getting sponsorships. I don’t know how much cash he has in the bank now but the cash flow is more than likely tipped toward her now. Plus child support. She understandably doesn’t want a third. I think she was able to put her foot down because if it were up to him they would have an unending line of young girls parading though their home.
Thank you anon, you're the best!>>681575
Yeah, that was what I was thinking first, too.
But if he doesn't / won't get in trouble for buying a new Tesla that can only mean that he makes enough money to afford both
, paying off his debt and the new car.
Neither of these options make him look good:
He either tries to go behind the IRS' back (=/= most honest Youtuber)
he has lied about his finances and isn't as broke as he always claims (=/= most honest Youtuber). Thus, he's had even fewer reasons to claim videos about him because it's not
Ahahaha, I'm waiting for Repzion to sue him because Greg will pull the "I'm not able to financially support my family" card but shot himself in the foot yet again. He just has to brag about his material possessions, y'know.
"Kai, I know you don't have any real hobbies or friends but from now on our evenings together at Panera and our family trips to Disneyland are off the list. I need to buy a Tesla! You'll learn to love it.
Oh, and listen, no Starbucks either."
How much does electricity per kw/h cost in his area?
How much of the electricity in the USA is still generated from lignite? (EU fag here who still hears Trump roar about saving jobs in lignite production.)
I'm genuinely curious since I remember him having solar panels on his previous house which probably decreased electricity prices for him.