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No. 959267

Previous Thread: >>953811

The Basics:
>Luna is a 28 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”
>Claims to have overdosed 9 times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 45 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 10 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet about how vile it is to do so
>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera
>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being penniless
>Steals shit constantly from stores and the trash

Historical Milk:
>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. The gruesome twosome was soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent
>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove Luna’s mother to relapse and go to inpatient
>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her face

Current Saga:
>living in a boarding house with lurch and pumpkin
>always bringing up new friends who are the bestest ever and then quickly forgetting about them
>"sober" but admits to doing fent on her secret reddit account
>publicly sharing her "lifting" hauls now
>subsequently arrested and put on probation for said lifting
>was in hospital for 2 months
>suing a medical transport company for driving away while she was in the van
>11 years of luv with lurch

Latest Milk:
>constantly posting photos high as hell when she's "feeling" herself
>proudly shares her self harm free streak on reddit >>954247
>posting her Ls with random people on facebook >>954391
>stealing grave flowers, confirming she's robbing from the cemetary near her place >>954535 the probable cemetary >>954779
>totally going to start losing weight guys >>954881
>tuna goes to court saga, she shares none of this on social media but anons find the case details online >>955046
>rages that her mom wants money after she and lurch crashed at her place for years to the point her mom lost her place >>955339 goes to get the check and also brings back some choice reading material >>955472
>confirms on her secret reddit she used fent while in the hospital >>955539
>crying over no instagram likes >>955562
>lurch also gets surgery >>955592
>despite getting arrested, is back to posting her lift hauls >>955801
>someone harasses tuna at court and she's convinced he would have murdered her >>956163
>lost her mind because someone asked about her face. tuna NEVER HAS BREAKOUTS!!!! >>956309
>excited to use a cane for more sympathy >>956348
>continues to whine about her knee surgery but at least lurch is there for her! >>956438 someone calls out her obvious fawning and tuna loses it at them >>956439
>tuna has a toothache and needs financial help to see a dentist >>956598
>totes has endo and pcos >>957327
>changed her instagram handle to bbycat50 >>957665
>anons find evidence tuna is trying to sue her medical transport company for driving away while she was still in the car, leading to the latest knee surgery debacle >>957713 complaint >>957726 her explanation on reddit >>957759
>eleven yrs of luv >>958260
>tuna has a bad day >>968370 pleads guilty in her case and put on probation >>958392
>tuna has accepted being a user for life >>958438 all while parading herself as sober and cheering on her friends with her successes >>958439
>talks about her lack of desire to have sex on her public facebook >>958962

No. 959268


No. 959269

File: 1748923973296.jpeg (1.31 MB, 1290x2229, IMG_3218.jpeg)

literal shit under her nails

No. 959270

File: 1748924711120.mp4 (13.77 MB, 1080x1682, Roach.mp4)

Thanks for the new thread. Here's a video with another roach

No. 959273

Thank for the new thread nonnie!
>>959270
What the fuck how does she not notice it she's the most filthy person I've ever seen. Even before the drugs she was super messy, what made her like this?

No. 959275

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Jumpscare. Thanks for the new thread nonnie

No. 959277

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Wonder who's drinking from the giant bottle of vodka in the background. Interesting.

No. 959279

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No. 959280

ty for the thread anon good job! i liked your summary of events.

No. 959281

>>959277
definitely lurch. i remember him drinking beer in the past, and roger was an alcoholic too. our tuna is too good for vodka shes a ~junkhun ONLY!!!!1!!~

No. 959282

>>959270
For aome reason I thought "its not gonna be that bad" and then I pressed play. Everything is so nasty and they would be better off moving in to the woods, becoming feral mountain folks. At least they would be cleaner.
Euw euw euw and we all know if there's two roaches there is 1baziljion roaches

No. 959283

>>959282
Hey now, don’t give her any ideas. Mountain folk will wash in a cold creek to get the grime off at the end of the day and that hambeast and her statue will contaminate the water if they look at it. The only saving grace is that they won’t know how to use it. I just had a vision of a rotting tuna flopping around in a clean trout creek.

No. 959284

>>959279
This picture is terrifying, what the fuck

No. 959286

>>959279
sometimes i forget how massive she is, not the fat but her giantess build. look at how tiny the switch lite is in her hands. even the video about her internship mentoring thing for deprived girls didn't amaze me as much as this picture.

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No. 959289

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No. 959291

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She has a new “best friend” who sends her shit. Her new bff is a licensed esthetician. Wonder what her interest in tuna is? Pet project? Also noticed tuna deleted all the posts about her skincare routines kek

No. 959292

>>959270
The lack of shame in uploading a video that shows roaches crawling on her wall while she shows off crappy stickers. Absolutely hilarious

No. 959293

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>>959275
Lurch claiming they do laundry

No. 959295

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Don’t understand why she’s always praising him when he seems to put her down every chance he gets. But also lul at her face starting to collapse, similarly to his

No. 959298

>>959275
I can’t get over how he wears a mask as an accessory, it’s so moronic

No. 959299

>>959293
Compared to Tuna, his clothing does seem cleaner. He probably refuses to help her and do her laundry though.

No. 959300

>>959279
Thought she was posing with a stick of butter at first glance

No. 959301

>>959279
She looks like a backwoods inbred here.
>>959291
Wow her junkie grammy bff was replaced quick asf lmfao. Something better came along. I too am curious how they became connected

No. 959302

>>959291
Those were stolen from dollar tree. They sell that exact type there.

No. 959303

>>959295
he probably thought she'd still be ugly with it on. and considering she chose to upload THIS pic to the internet, cant disagree unfortunately

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No. 959305

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No. 959306

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No. 959307

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No. 959308

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Literal shit nails

No. 959309

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No. 959310

>>959304
Hell yeah make some videos about BDP kek. She's so stupid she acts like everything is from mental illness. Maybe do some normal healthy human things.. eat actual food, consume water, move your body around, and don't ingest every drug you can get your shit covered mitts on.

No. 959311

>>959307
has she said anything about the voice actor from the show that was killed?

No. 959312

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No. 959313

>>959309
Trying to attract dudes into smoking

No. 959314

>>959305
She thinks she’s uwu Born To Die uwu(sage your shit)

No. 959316

>>959304
is it really bpd or have all the drugs shes done fucked her brain's emotion regulation

No. 959318

>>959309
its weird how she holds the vape smoke in her mouth like that

No. 959319

>>959312
he's not a wooden cigar shop indian but still indian, she has a type

No. 959320

>>959316
both but also her executive function was probably stunted in the first place by her mother’s drug use while pregnant

No. 959321

>>959305
what did he get her?

No. 959322

>>959299
The way she discharges all responsibility for literally everything in her life to others, he likely knows if he offers to do her laundry once she’ll expect him to do it every time. Either that, or he has a “regular trick” that will do his laundry for him.

No. 959323

>>959307
Whoah - I genuinely thought that second photo was of Lurch. With her nose covered by vape, the rest of her face is as flat as his.

No. 959324

>>959288
Why would her hair need to be dry and fluffy to try on clothes? Is she compelled to take a photo every time she changes her clothes? That actually explains her posting lol…

No. 959325

>>959288
This looks ridiculous on her. I'd love to see just a normal candid photo of her in this, it looks so stupid.
>>959321
It was the white bear plush or whatever that she had to keep away from her wall so it wouldn't get dirty lmao

No. 959326

>>959321
a little stuffed animal that looks just like the other 5000 she has

No. 959327

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All she does is take take take. When was the last time she has ever bought or stolen anything for anyone other than herself?

No. 959328

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No. 959330

>>959306
She takes all her pics of him when he's 'asleep.' I'm sure he was still unconscious when this pic was taken and posted. I bet he was incredibly annoyed to find that written on him when he woke up.

No. 959332

>>959327
zero shame. it's humiliating as an adult for other people to constantly have to purchase shit for you, yet she brags about it all the time. she used to admit to feeling embarrassment over at least some of her behavior but that's gone now

No. 959334

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No. 959335

>>959334
What the hell is that in the bottom right corner? Human sized dust bunny?

No. 959336

>>959335
Looks like a fuckton of dryer lint but that doesn't make sense since they don't do laundry

No. 959337

>>959335
Is it the filling from their (ripped) quilt? Kek

No. 959341

>>959307
How does this freak not die of boredom? I have been here on and off since 2015 and she’s still bed rotting and rewatching the same 4 shows.

No. 959342

>>959334
There's no way this doesn't pop their breaker constantly

No. 959343

>>959334
She has that bitch set to 71? She's going to blow a fuse every day.

No. 959344

>>959288
her gunt threatening to burst out of the shitty temu pjs is absolutely cooking me
>>959295
is that scar tissue on her forehead? i can't recall seeing a picture of her with scratches on her face before but i know it's a junkie thing to itch and scratch like a flea-bitten mongrel… the only other thing i can think of is her skin is really starting to give up and is just melting off her face at this point, maybe that's why she's stopped posting about her $400 worth of goop skin 'care' routine?

No. 959345

>>959309
it's almost impressive she has been smoking for 15 years and still refuses to inhale every single time. also as someone "obsessed with skin care" and her appearance you would think she wouldn't constantly purse her lips like that.

No. 959347

>>959306
Why is her fingertip all red like that, on the finger with a bandaid?
>>959344
I don't trust that there's anything actually on her forehead, considering the filters she uses make her look like a huge variety of different ppl daily, in each photo. Could be some kind of filter-gone-wrong artifact.

No. 959348

>>959341
heroin will keep you in groundhog day as long as you let it

No. 959350

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>>959275
Kek, that's the updated caption. This is what it originally said.

No. 959352

>>959347
Probably an inflammated nailbed, which… duh. Fungus + grime + skin picking will do that.

No. 959357

>>959345
I think this is the healthiest thing for her body she does akshually

No. 959358

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why do they have a dollar taped to the wall?

No. 959359

>>959358
The taped dollar is what you see in this pic nonna? Not the necrotic black and infected fingers?

No. 959360

>>959359
Holy shit they're purple. And I know I see the black literal grime dirt on her knuckle, but her hands are purple. Is that poor circulation or drug use or what? Her skin looks so fucking nasty and sticky sweaty.

No. 959361

>>959360
I’m not sure. They are purple and from what i have seen myself is that poor circulation has a bluer tint but this may be dirt, grime, oil,swelling and infection right along with poor circulation. With tuna anything is possible.

No. 959362

>>959358
Her fingers are so gross. How is someone so obsessed with skincare and nails so neglectful to her hands? Rhetorical question really, but wow

No. 959363

>>959358
Holy shit, this is on a "use a makeup wipe" level of solvable dirty. Anything would be an improvement… How the fuck has she not killed herself via sepsis yet?

No. 959370

>>959359
>>959360
>>959361
It's probably from her stupid purple shampoo that she keeps using.

No. 959371

>>959350
He's so vain that he covers up with a hat, sunglasses and mask 24/7, but doesn't actually do anything to improve his appearance, like go to the dentist, or stop wearing a mask constantly, which stands out and draws attention instead of deflecting it. I'm so curious what he says when someone asks him why he's always wearing one.

No. 959372

>>959298
He uses it to hide his rotten/missing teeth.

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No. 959375

>>959374
Once again, she has an entirely different nose shape than previous pics, and no asymmetry this time. I think the twisted nose is all glitching filters. And her lips look all dry & shriveled, whereas in past pics they look swollen & about to pop, from filters.

No. 959377

>>959327
I guarantee it never enters her drug-rotted brain to think her “friends” would appreciate receiving anything, and even if it is did she’d reason that they have “more than she does anyway because privilege” so she is excused from doing anything for them. She is a soulless, selfish void.

No. 959378

>>959375
shes kind of always had a flat crooked nose with a bump on it, its just less apparent now with the filter abuse. go through a thread from 2017 and look at her nose in selfies. it might be a bit fatter now as shes gained 100+ pounds but.

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No. 959385

>>959377
Not even her beloved Matthew gets anything from her

No. 959386

>>959384
High as fuck.

No. 959389

>>959370
Nope. Because her knuckles are white where she's bending them. Somethings wrong with her.
>>959384
Goddamn this is a gross pic. At least she doesn't have a massive bar dangling out of that irritated bridge anymore.

No. 959391

>>959384
Cover one side, then the other, and she is looking two entirely different directions. How can she be ok with what she posts, when she comes down at least? It's hilarious that we have a way to see whenever she's high, based on her face, without fail.

No. 959392

>>959347
Late to that, but I thought her finger got red in this pic due to her clenching her thump so hard against it to give her hand a more uwu delicate appearance.

No. 959393

>>959384
Her eyes look so glassy and cloudy. Like an old man with glaucoma.

No. 959397

>>959385
I think she lifted a pair of diabetic socks or some shit for him a while back

No. 959398

>>959384
They're barely cousins atp. She's gone

No. 959410

>>959377
wdym she gives them the same exact drawing/poem that she's made 12000 times before

No. 959415

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No. 959416

>>959415
Ew spoiler that shit please

No. 959417

>>959415
These are literal hooves

No. 959418

>>959306
>>959392
I think the bright blue bandaid is a clue? She might have cut her finger on something and it's infected as fuck and/or maybe the bandaid is way too tight. You can kinda tell there's something wrong with it here
>>959327

No. 959419

>>959415
>nicked myself shaving a bunch
She shaves her feet? Uhhhh…… okay…..? She's so gross. What a nasty pic and her feet are puffy as hell.

No. 959420

>>959416
kek im sorry i should have. not what i wanted to see when i opened instagram either

No. 959421

>>959415
Is she desperate and dumb enough to attempt to get in the feet pic market or whats the point of this post?
Also who the fuck shaves the top of their feet kek

No. 959426

>>959421
Doesn't she have pcos

No. 959432

>>959415
Those honestly look like cat scratches

No. 959434

>>959432
they def are Pumpkin scratches but she doesn't wanna talk about the cat or admit it scratches her, thus "shaving cuts" kek. She's so retarded. Also peep the grime on the handle of her beloved mirror >>959358 she's gotta be high asf with that caption.

No. 959436

>>959432
Confirmation that pumpkin is alive and still kicking ig. Honestly, she deserves a special place in hell for abusing the poor cat this long

No. 959439

>>959432
agreed, shes lies about the stupidiest things

No. 959440

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>>959415
tinfoil but she could be trying to show off her totally serious and edgy self harm? She takes every opportunity to show it off in pictures where you can see her arms, so I wouldn't put it past her to do some cat scratch cuts on her feet with her hep-C riddled disposable razors and then post them for attention and/or potential asspats. Also not to medfag but the cuts don't look like razor cuts, and honestly poor pumpkin doesn't seem well enough to have the energy to scratch this stinky ogre to shreds..
>>959417
picrel

No. 959441

>>959415
It's giving crucifixion of Christ

No. 959442

>>959358
That's her first sex worker dollar she made

No. 959443

>>959415
Her left foot looks so swollen compared to the other. I wonder why, and if so, why post pics of her feet when something's going on that causes swelling? I'm sure it's to attract foot fetish customers, but they look weirdly like hands to me, and not pretty.

No. 959445

>>959440
Lol. Tuna photoshopping her toes shorter!

No. 959446

>>959421
>>959419
She's made a comment before about not wanting to have Hobbit feet or something since she has hairy toe knuckles.



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