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>Sarah was in the McMansion, but hangs with other people besides The Onions
>Lame started her BeautyBot channel featuring her shitty makeup skillz and skin walking ways to become the next Billie
>We also learned she returns half-bottles and containers back to Sephora after she's done using them, nasty hoe.
>We also get glimpses of the little spawns in her recent daily vlog video.
>Meanwhile, Gregma started shit with NetNobody and his crew while in Cali, there goes your big chance, huh?
>Of course, none of it was his fault as always.
>Attacks Jaclyn Glenn again for the 9,000th time over her fake tits.
>Is vegan yet fails again at it for the 9,000th time.
>Oh and he shits out blood due to poor diet and some other shit (no pun intended).
>Speaking of health, he might be committing fraud against Medicaid.
Sorry if I missed anything.
Re-posting the link where you can file a complaint for medicaid fraud in Washington state:http://www.atg.wa.gov/medicaid-fraud
As well as the number another anon gave to file a complaint:
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Sums up their relationship
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Didn't watch the video but I was thinking the closest would be..
i dont usually criticize their appearances and leave that to other farmers but damn onion looks like pure shit in this video, his face is all crusty wtf
that being said hes actually more bearable than usual in this vid
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This was my guess
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Just noticed plaineys new banner, Horrific art lol
but she looks like a man
I wonder if this will trigger
Holy shit the sameface going on in the art of her with Greg is hilarious
I'm sure he would
fuck his doppelganger if he could
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plaineys beautybot banner
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He "loves" his work so much that he neglects his wife to the point where she has to beg for him to touch her kek
"yeah i would do a romantic gesture like say you are my soulmate on twitter"
…The bar is so low if that is considered a romantic gesture.
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does she even sell them anymore? do you have a link?
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what's with the poppeye arms on the left kek
…and at the same time, complaining about how horrible and cruel America is, and how The Man is personally fucking him over, while they basically pay for him to be alive.
I bet if he "qualifies" for Medicaid, he also "qualifies" for SNAP.
I hate this stupid fuck.
>>436575>>maybe it's under laineys name since she has no income?
Spousal income counts. If they weren't married then yes, it would be easy for Lainey to file for aid, but their married so income is joint.
I'm still unclear what the proof is that they may be receiving aid?
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I take it he's eating alone…
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50$ plus just to share a pic
He said here >>436462
that he's on it.
They're not done with him, not by a long shot. His 3 year audit is still ongoing ('14, '15, '16) and it will stay ongoing until they figure out exactly how much he avoided paying via illegal write offs, and pay them back. Big Daddy Gubmit don't fuck around when it comes to taxes. They WILL get their cash.
And since this is the second time he's been audited - the first time, he got caught writing off $90k in divorce expenses (not the spousal support, but "divorce expenses") and was forced to pay it back. He still doesn't understand that he did something illegal.
Also she has an income now? Her younow/youtube/patreon is all money shes gaining.
There is no way hes eligible for medicaid unless hes been lying his ass off about his income
Really? I know a Marine vet who only served a couple years, and she and her kids use TriCare (or whatever, she can only get medical services covered thru the Veterans center.) I also know a 'Nam vet who served a tour then went civilian and gets his care thru Veterans services.
But someone who serves / has serves probably knows more than me, idk. It seems like the vets I know, who aren't active and didn't serve 20 years, still get their medical services via the government in the US. Maybe their eligible for a discounted plan?
washington is pretty liberal, which doesn't have to be bad but they hand out government aid like halloween candy, you can literally just call them and say you need government aid and they'll give it to youhttps://www.dshs.wa.gov/esa/do-i-qualify
since his paycheck isn't steady and he can easily lose all his shit if one day people choose not to watch his shit content anymore, which is probably why he """qualified"""
also why medicaid out of all government assistance? it seems fishy as fuck for me, are they trying to pay for laineys "top surgery" aka breast lift and call it necessary because her gender dysphoria which is why she shows off her tits and uses all of their ~low income~ to buy expensive makeup?
it just seems fishy to me why they would get medicaid, out of all government assistances
So if they divorce (would be a miracle), then Gretchen would claim her account(s) as his and argue the work that he put in the videos while she gets nothing from the income, hence the prenup.
He still would have to pay child support tho…
what the hell is gregs problem with doctors? he made a video about how some mysterious dr did a bunch of crazy shit and made lainey cry just to find out his kid had a rash on his testicles, which I doubt the story was even true, he acts as if plastic surgeons are monsters for ~messing up the female form and making it fake~ somehow, but he constantly encourages therapy to teens? he refused to allow lainey to go to the doctor and give birth in a prepared environment just incase something goes wrong, maybe gerg is afraid a doctor will see his abusive ass behavior
anyway, what is the cause of gergs doctorphobia
>>436622>>anyway, what is the cause of gergs doctorphobia
His mom is a hippy, and he seems to come from some sort of 7th Day Adventist type background, where chiropractors and woo reign supreme, and doctors know nothing, and everything can be cured with a vegetarian diet and vitamin supplements.
Then add raging narcissism to the mix, where no one is more of an expect than Greg is, and you got yourself a recipe for the cops being called when doctors attempt to treat his son for what they suspected to be testicular torsion (which is unmistakable; that episode went away, but the problem is still there and will get worse.)
yeah, I feel like he left out a lot on the story, I doubt a doctor would threaten to call the cops over ~calmly explaining~>>436625
maybe, then again he thought his mom giving him full body massages is normal therefore he can touch billies ass and tits, so who knows
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She seems to want into the trinity bad and lives in Washington, how many days until Onion brings her over for "collabs"
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Lol the guy in the video talks about how onion probably made around 1.9 mill in 10 years, and onion goes on about how he spent his money to "invest in business" every year and he acts like making 2 mil in 10 years is nothing. And that "investing" in himself with the money is clearly what everyone does with their millions.
This video is literally showing his greedy dumb ass. He compares himself to a mother struggling feeding her kids to him losing his house. And he acts like because he spent his millions, he needs money since he doesnt have money….because he spent it all…??? So I can declare myself poor if i spend all my millions on myself?
How can any of his fans listen to this shit and be like yes onion is poor and struggling lets help him!!!!
Toby turner, jaclyns ex who cheated on her multiple times and was abusive towards basically all his ex's. >>436631
Lol hes fucking ridiculous. He has a (shitty) excuse for everything.
Onion is dense as fuck. The video Richie made, "Dear Future Girlfriend", wasn't him bragging about it. It was fucking "artistic" and Richie was playing the part of a manipulative boyfriend. Richie, like Onion, views himself as an actor of sorts in that he plays a part in his work. Richie's performances, like Onion's, is inspired by exaggerated parts of himself and also others.
Onion should've known better also than to completely take the side of someone he no longer even likes as a person, Richie's ex, given that he says his exes exaggerate or outright lie about his relationship with them. Onion is just too egotistical to even ask Richie in the first place about Ayalla's (sp) claims and jumped on the chance to play white knight and start drama online. Now his ego is too big about the situation to even entertain the possibility that his perception of Richie might be fucking misguided.
Im not saying he was "bragging" he lied saying he didnt do that, he indeed do all the things he claims in that video, but then when Onision call him out he step back and claim "it was pure artistic"
If you dont believe see Ayalla's video
) im not supporting Grug but Social Repose isnt has inocent like he would like everyone to think
Sage cause not relevant.
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I guess onion can relate to subjecting children to an unhealthy homelife, considering he had an emotional affair with a 19 year old under the same roof as the mother of said child, gave her a nude body massage in their marriage bed after the mother and child left in distress, brought the 19 year old back, made the mother of the 4 year old cry repeatedly (some times when she was pregnant with #2), and stressed the mother out and ignored her with the 19 year old, had multiple fights possibly in front of the 4 year old, and then wanted the 19 year old to be chained in the basement in the same house as the 4 year old.
PS. Calling the mother of his child a cunt and other things (Billie brought this up and he didn't deny it), possibly in front of the child as well.
the headdresses is offensive to some tumblr folk
but greg said, and I quote "I'm not racist, I just don't like african americans" then proceeded to explain he hated them because he thinks africa is purposely underdeveloped
speaking of the tip war with becca I noticed she said she didn't have anymore bars and couldn't be bothered putting more on, it was only until some other person who was mentioned here before idk their name, tipped 1000 bars that she ran and got a volcano.
Shes incredibly desperate and its really blatant she want the grease to focus on her even though hes getting increasingly annoyed with her.
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Crazy Tami probably made that up that to make Grease feel special.
it said you can only get healthcare if you have an honorable discharge or VA determination, which greg has neither
agreed, didn't he claim to get sexually abused in a church once?
and lets not forget the blasting of christians and how ~atheist~ he use to be, now he's as uptight as them except to blackmail a young girl into getting a tattoo and tan and dye their hair, but she smoked weed when she said she didn't !!!!!
social repose never denied cheating on ayalla or whatever. He made that video probably in a self-reflection artsy way that is self-demeaning (aka 'i know i am a horrible boyfriend and im admitting this is how i am'). That song he came out with soon after that was basically the same vibe. Even ayalla did her own version that was meant to be opposite of his. But onion took at as him clearly speaking as himself and saying these things were awesome/bragging, which is hilarious. SR is shitty for cheating on ayalla, but at least he never denied it or blamed ayalla like onion does and the video was not even close to bragging lol.>>436661
He always does this shit. He always puts excessive personal details in his twitter rants that no one cares about. But he will scream bloody murder if anyone dares "talk about his family". Keep burning bridges onion boy. Any moron who still hangs out with this douche and tells him anything personal is an idiot at this point.>>436671
LOL. You smoke weed, so you're probably a bad father! I just fly teenage girls and cheat on my child's mother constantly and sign away custody of them to run off with an 18 year old. But WEED!!!
"I was told he smoked marijuana" well now we know where his weedphobia comes from>>436688
and he bragged about fucking a 16 yr old at 14
>"Regardless, I will tell you what I do know, that my mother was instructed to abort me by the doctor in charge of her pregnancy because I had an oversized head. No, unlike Marilyn Manson I did not survive abortion, my mother simply accepted the risk of me being born deformed both physically and mentally, and fired the doctor who gave her the advice to terminate her pregnancy."
mom should have listened >>436682
"Eventually my mom met a slightly overweight, slightly shorter than average native american looking man. She seemed to be really interested in him, so interested she decided to have us all move into his duplex where I not only learned the shame of popping my face-zits on the mirror but discovered how to self-gratify for the first time"
I thought this was a troll image ngl I read it as 'lameybot'
Plainey you idiot get a real graphic artist
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Yeah you're right, or a sub-human who just tans well.
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Lamey was being roasted on stream for a good little while for being transphobic and hypocritical over the plastic surgery thing. Her sycophant fans are trying very hard to drown out dissent by accusing people calling her out of triggering
her by forcing her to…you know…think about a thing she said.
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He's so ugly look at his for head caving in.
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how’s it feel, onion?
The only way you can avoid fees is Paypal right? But then Lainey couldn't be on her high horse saying that she "works" for her money and doesn't give out a PayPal link.
Bitch, you sit in a chair listening to emo music, talking to people in a chat room. That's not work. That's literally you sitting on your ass whining about your life. And you get donations from girls who want onion dick.
I mean, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, talk about first world problems. Lainey sits on her ass, at home in casual clothes, listening to music and answering a couple questions for an hour and complains about getting $800 in a DAY.
That's what many people make in a week doing ACTUAL labor. Shut the fuck up. I'm over her shit already. Her and onion are so out of touch its staggering.
Where'd you anons find this picture of gregs mom? it's perfect.
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plainey in that yellow bear onesie reminds me of that bear from five night's at freddy
i never thought someone could have such an ugly neck, but here we are… there really is no part of him that's appealing
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First, we're gonna start off a little more tame
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FYI wear clean undies, Your greasy cumstain is showing gurglemess.
he clips 2 seconds of a person smiling/laughing and that is proof? LOL. Yes cause no one can cut up and edit footage together to only show the good parts. >>436732
Lol. lameo calls out people for supposedly being transphobic, but if anyone calls her out, its omgah mah anxietiez!!!>>436741>>436745
i dont even know what hes on about this time but i like how he attacks all these platforms that are giving his stupid ass money in the first place. Younow, youtube, patreon etc dont owe him anything and can ban him for whatever reason they want. Hes lucky he makes any money from the stupid shit him and his asshole wife do. Lameo sits there for an hour fidget spinning and rambling on. That isn't worth even one penny.>>436758>>436760
but she will continue to claim she doesnt know anything about how much potions/volcanos cost and how much money shes making? keep denying youre greedy asses you lying assholes.
Shes obviously only upset onion is outing her lying ass, because now she cant play dumb about how much money shes making. Hahaha its funny how manipulative lameo tries to be by playing victim, but her own husband constantly outs her own bullshit.
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She's been wearing "plugs" lately, but any person with a brain knows they're fake plugs.
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so, Billie dyed her hair yellow.
bets on how long it takes skinwalker?
I think it looks nice. Kind of autumny.
If lainey goes this color, maybe someone should make an image that shows the history over how many hair colors she has copied from billie. Just to show sturdy proof she's a creepy, skinwalker freak.
I don't think Lainey will copy this one. There would be 0 excuse to use for it because it would be 100% copying Billie.
At least with the blue she could argue that it was a progression from purple - jade - blue and that she wasn't copying Billie.
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I agree with >>436939
I think it will look better as it fades though
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Your right, he has so much narc rage. Here is the new and improved version.
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The plane flying across his face and then using the golden gate bridge to describe his ugly nose bridge killed me. Then onion said the tip of his nose isnt flat and showed the camera the side of his nose when the guy said BRIDGE. Onion is so dumb
Nobody cares about the irrelevant ass kissing wife of an irrelevant ass licker.
If you want to self post again there is a thread in /snow/
not the same anon, but i think >>436973
is relevant to this thread. it confirms plain is being the fake transtrender we all know she is.
I definitely think Lainey is fake trans or at least a fetishist for male crossdressing. I also think though, that part of why the persona exists only online and she only acts like a cunt about it online is shes a doormat.
Look how she acted nice to joy in that stream but then immediately started talking shit when she left. Shes spineless and two-faced. Those are are two most prominent qualities actually. Point being, she'll act tough online but won't correct anyone in real life because she has no balls (Lol at my unintentional pun).
it's almost as if billie had to think which color is too extreme for lainey to copy
and then actually wait and see if the absolute mad bitch does it anyway
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I guess I struck a nerve with him to make him hyper tweet to defend himself kek.
thinks he's kicking our asses with DEFINITIONS and FAXX. Dude, you're just making us laugh at you harder than ever.
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it always makes me laugh when I see how low his view count has gotten
shame he's never used that dictionary to learn how to spell.
and "wishes horrible things" where? he started that sperg because of drew saying billie told him the kids cry all the time. he can't even keep his shit straight.
Drew said "I hope your kids are crying right now"
Greg took it against his kids but I see a deeper meaning in that statement. Like Gerg hates the sound of their crying and finds it annoying.
I honestly think thats why he bought a ~set house~. Its an excuse to get away from Lainey and the kids and not get bothered by them.
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Onion milks his geekiness once again.
>>437060>milks his geekiness
Can someone help me out with this? Obviously he loves people thinking he loves Death Note. Now I've never watched much of the anime, and never the dub; but Greg is the only person I've ever heard call say Yagami like (Yagga-may).
Again, I could be wrong. It's surprisingly hard to find a clip of the english VA saying the main characters full name.
But this just leads me to think Greg is just a fake fan.
He hasn't made a video about the Netflix Death Note yet, which was a huge YouTube trend that he could have leeched some views from.
In the Disney video, he says "I'm a huge Game of Thrones fan", but he always deflects when asked about it and says "the dragon rape scene was really tasteful". Also, it's almost the final season of the show and in another of his recent video you could see the book Game of Thrones (1st book) on his bed, barely read. He seems like the type of guy to hate GoT, secretly read all of the books, and then complain that it isn't like the books when he finally watches the show. But he forgot that he can't read so now he just pretends to watch the show.
Even his "I WANT TO BELIEVE" poster is obviously (to a fan of X-files) not correct. It's like a weird redbubble poster or something, it doesn't match the poster from the show or even one sold in Hot Topic.
/tinfoil, I just legit think he may be incapable of properly enjoying narrative storytelling.
He hates reading, he was bragging about not reading books at all (he thinks he's above it because he writes
books), so I doubt he would ever even try to read GoT.
Maybe anon is like my cousin and only poops omce a week.
Probably the same schedule for showering, too.
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first he makes ANOTHER video about Shane Dawson, then Jaclyn Glenn, now billie, who's next on the onion boy rage list?
she probably deleted them after they took billie back, but in her video, doesn't she say they were planning to be with each other and move in with each other?
so does lainey get a liar tattoo?
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now he's gonna attack ex patrons who reveal their conversations (like he does with his ex partners or friends)
God I miss these times!
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perhaps some new accounts are in order
"NEVER WOULD I SWAP MY KIDS…. for a criminal"
Jesus Glorp, you just don't get it.
It's 5:11 in for anyone who wants to see it, she said "Him and Billie are planning on moving in with each other, planning on being together like not even a day after everything happens, there is no time inbetween."
His video from right after it happened last year said "I also signed a document that Lainey has exclusive custody of our child, that I can only see them if she is completely comfortable with it."
Re kids: He IS paranoid - he has a hugely inflated sense of self-importance, hence bulletproof vests - and does have a very rabid subset of followers.
With two such damaged and attention-seeking people, not showing their kids is the only responsible thing they've ever done. Footface likely got a shit-ton of vitriolic hate from Grug's little crush army and that will have penetrated even her thick skull sufficiently for her to realise it only takes one obsessive fan thinking they are "freeing" their beloved Onigod from the terrible burden of his unwanted children. It likely helps in other ways with their cool, hipster image (barf) but two such contentious figures should never even mention their kids lest it trigger the wrong nutter's radar. Selena seemed to have half a brain and its likely this was dinned into Footie when she still had some connection to reality.
As for daycare, chances are the kids WOULDN'T do well. Lamo has some weird concept of attachment parenting - one where you're not even interested, let alone attached - and its highly likely the kids are not socialised nor have any impulse control. And daycares have requirements, such as kids being potty-trained, able to feed themselves etc, besides requiring discipline from the parents; get kids up, appropriately dressed and fed, get them there with all they need, pick them up on time. That might fuck with Mommy's all important upload/e-begging schedule.
Maybe Troy being held up to the window is the only time he ever sees Mummy and Daddy except on video. They're probably more mythical to him than Santa - "look, there she is….shhhh, don't make a noise, you'll scare her off" as his wee face is scrunched up against the glass looking at her back hunched over a screen…
"As for daycare, chances are the kids WOULDN'T do well. Lamo has some weird concept of attachment parenting - one where you're not even interested, let alone attached - and its highly likely the kids are not socialised nor have any impulse control. And daycares have requirements, such as kids being potty-trained, able to feed themselves etc, besides requiring discipline from the parents; get kids up, appropriately dressed and fed, get them there with all they need, pick them up on time. That might fuck with Mommy's all important upload/e-begging schedule. "
the only time lainey agrees with parenting is for extended breastfeeding, other than that she throws them to the side
spot on especially >Lamo has some weird concept of attachment parenting - one where you're not even interested, let alone attached
yeahhhh she sucks
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So if onion is going to make videos with freelee dissecting Trishas poor diet, when is onion going to tell becca she is fat because she eats like shit?
Onion has the nerve to call her "thick" when she's even fatter than Trisha lol. Onion prefers money to honesty
Eggfuckinzackly. Poor kid doesn't need to have DS or autism or anything other than what we see - parents for whom he is nothing but a momentary interest occasionally. He "wouldn't do well in daycare" cos the poor little sod is probably damn near feral.
Although having said that, it's likely better to get zero parental attention than have either of these narcs focus on you. There's a bit more to parenting than shoving an udder in his face when he is long past the age of requiring a proper, nutritious meal. It's quite incredible how Trenchfoot has managed to winkle out the very worst of every millenial/new age/Tumblr trend and jam them altogether in a nightmare of narcy, self-obsessed entitleist BOLLOX!
Lainey won't "let him" leave, remember?
This is how he convinces her she has power in the relationship.
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Ex-patron: called [Billie] … a druggie
Onion: < pulls up dictionary definition as usual but points to the adjective definition when the appropriate definition should be for the noun >
The noun definition is "a drug addict, or habitual user of drugs" and Urban dictionary pops up as first result with "someone who uses copious amounts of drugs".
I feel moronic even doing this definition nitpicking; how does Gurg maintain narcissism while doing this all the time?
How no nonsense could she be when she used to pay money to Onion?
He didn't go on Patreon until it had been well established that he's insane and a piece of shit. I have minimal sympathy for anyone who gave him money after that.
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He goes on about this chick being in a first world country and how his tweet rage on Manchester was about how we should value deaths that aren't just white and first world, which would be a good point if it weren't coming from a rich while man who dodged taxes while taking in money and now complains that he's barely surviving while living in a giant house he owns, driving an expensive car, and whinging about paying back what he owes.
How the fuck does anyone watch this guy beside haters? My stomach feels weird every time he stops the tape to start his bullshit robo-ranting.
LMAO he says "when i see pornography where someone has scars under their breasts, I turn it off."
So he admits that jaclyn getting a boob job pissed him off because then she isn't attractive to him anymore. So it's all about if your body turns Greg on.
Thanks for clarifying Greg!
Does he not research his "fax" about boob jobs? Scars under the chest are not a thing anymore they go through the armpit..looks like lainey can't have top surgery because that does put scars under your chest rofl
3 types of incisions : under boob, arm pit and nipple. Surgeon generally will ask you which method you prefer. There is also fat injections too which leave practically no scar.
Dunno why he acts like scars are a definite thing to happen with surgery, or that they aren't something you could pay to have removed. Scars are easy to remove .. He's stupid, thats for sure.
I keked at that apparently the only way he can tell if boobs are fake is if there's scars>>437289
You would know if you watched the video yourself. He's not.
This bitch is triggering
. I know fuck all when it comes to makeup but even I can tell that was horrible. Are we sure this isn't some satire shit she's trying to pull?
So he clearly is unsupportive of Lainey getting top surgery…
I hope someone brings it up on YouNow because she's said again and again that he is okay with it.
Thanks for or uploading!!
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depends, if the girl has fairly small nipples and breast there's really no need to cut the nipples off, just reduce the fat from the breast and take off the extra skin, unless of course she wants her nipples smaller
since women tend to have bigger nipples than men, then again even in most boob jobs they cut around the nipple, hollow out a layer then put the implant or fat there, and thus once it heals the scar tissue will just look like natural nipple outline, they don't really cut off the nipple though, they remove the skin around it and the unwanted nipple tissue then bring the rest of the breast and the newly formed nipple together, but not actually cutting off the gland itself or the areola entirely
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has any1 edited this to be billie and plain yet?
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kek this person is top tier bait
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Someone got butthurt enough…
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I saw this and instantly thought of onion.
this would be a cute channel idea (attempting makeup trends) but lainey has an awful set up, an awful personality and i'm not sure why she titles these as tutorials when they aren't? i don't think the fact that she is bad at makeup is a big deal considering it's supposed to be "attempts" but the tryhard posing and feeling herself at the end is too much.
also why would she use stick concealer over liquid to clean up….
No that’s Becca.
This girl was a mod who said she was bullied out of the discord and patron.
Another ex patron attacking greg rn.
She’s going in. She’s talking about how the discord is handled and it’s insane the stuff gregs pass in there
the madman, she picked a piss yellow! she picked one of those neon colors that only look good if you're super hot. like that yellow/green highlighter dye has only looked on hayley williams at best. and in billie it seems to work too cause she's cute alt girl too. but on lainey its going to RUIN her already jagged apperance. if lainey actually darees
to copy that shit she's crazy. like legit needs a mental hospital. theres no way in hell lainey could pull that off. it even looks awkward on billie, i mean..
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Billie posted a new hair color and the very same day Lainey is ready to go blonde (the color billie just had)
I wasn't with this whole Billie skin walked thing until now, strange coincidence again
Lainey has learned from Gerg.
"Its not blue, its JADE"
"Its not yellow, its BLONDE"
She plays semantics to deflect from what shes doing.
does that somehow invalidate what shes saying?
"shes a tranny, dont listen to her"
she just said she is going to research the "other side"
are we /her guy/ ?
why even bring up if shes trans or not
its like bringing up someones skin color while listening to their argument.
we all know that most fans of the onions have mental and personality issues
once they crack and want to spill Im here to listen, even if they are crack pots
Ill sift out the crazy and drink the milk
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>discussion of younow/discord/patreon boot lickers
If he sues them, we know it's true.
Chances are though, it's not true, they're just seeing what sort of telling response they can get.
Some of you need a valium, I swear
hinasenpai transcript (sorta)
>"I've had people just… trying to add me, just to harrass… I've even had people try to harrass me on Greg's younow. I've seen some people on Lainey's as well"
>"Basically I was a moderator, I managed to become a moderator on my own merit, and anothers as well as a mod, but I dont wanna name names. I don't wanna do that, because I'm not like them… and I dont want to name anybody unless they come (at ?) me"
>"They can deny all they want, I know for a fact from their discord has young viewers in there, and I know for a fact that there has been disgustingly sexy…"
>…"…Greg and Lainey's hundreds of dollars. I'm sorry, but I'm just going to say it like it is, obvious favoritism for those who pay the most, those who pay the most get the attention and you know…"
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Now I know why Greg was wearing those masks for a while.
He said it was to shield his skin from the harsh lights, when in reality is was him hiding the light bruising and tell tell signs that last for a while after that type of treament.
This. Lainey is pushing out all her fans, Hina was a greg discord mod in the beginning and left after plunger accused her and some other mod of starting drama. Some time after those mods left the Onionspawn drama started, so it was pretty clear they got framed by the attentionwhore modteam.
I bet they were tardwrangling the fatbecca/ginger/donald etc… When they left, those retards unleashed their rage. It's funny to see how the only relatively normal fans onion had were pushed away by his greed for money aka letting a 12-year old moderate.
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This chicks entire twitter is about Lainey and Onion she wants in that grease mansion bad.
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The NarcNest has started breaking down Sarah, fast weight loss, depressed tweets and feeling worthless.
smells like a selfpost
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Picture she drew for Onion and Lame… I honestly feel like they lead them on to continue getting money from them. Why else do her and beck keep fucking insisting.
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Jaclyn just came out with this, What could she mean?
DO IT JACLYN
or DO IT ONION, talk about her tits again so she drops a MILK BOMB on us.
All my twitter accts are blocked
I hope someone hints at this to grugly
you just know that the nuke that may be dropped is during one of those visits to the "set house" grugly made a pass.
i never understood why lamo never questioned his time at this other house for hours and hours, she cant watch him 24/7 if hes miles away
I've seen this hina person mentioned once on the temp board but nowhere else really, Seems like shes just an ex-fan thats done with the terrible twosome.
I get the feeling this is becca or some discord faggots that are pissy she got noticed. Sage your fucking shit.
I think it may be worse than just a pass
Greg and Jaclyn may have fucked, and Greg feels safe enough talking shit to her and about her because he thinks she wont reveal what happened because it would make her look just as bad, since at that time she was in a relationship, and she obviously knew that Greg was married.
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The only costume our doormat space prince would probably try to squeeze into.
Even though I'm curious, if this is regarding onision, i do hope he rather leaves her alone instead of continuously abusing her…
But then again… she WAS warned. Way back when she decided she'd be the "cool chick" who'd befriend onion despite people telling her not to.
This is the consequence. No one ever listens. They always think they'll be the special one that can handle him.
Dave Days - singer
Toby Turner (Tobuscus) - rapist (alleged), and youtube star
Greg Jackson (Onision)- dlist youtube star
Richard Giese (Social Repose) - recording artist and youtube star
She doesnt seem to date (or secretly fuck) guys who work at Taco Bell…. so?
This. How is jaclyn's dating history relevant? We only know the guys with exposure that she has dated, so that is retarded to complain about.
Wow, a YouTuber has dated YouTubers and hangs out with Youtubers? Fuck me and call me Sally, I would have never ever expected that people meet through hobbies and work! Wait, do you mean that people like people with similar interests??
They did one collab and the narc is mad she told him to fuck off and he could never get a chance to set up a scenario where he could convince himself, that he dumped her and not the other way around. Narcissistic people hate and have rage over scenarios they can not convince themselves to be real. When new evidence comes up that proves the narc wrong, the narc needs to do a paradigm shift and make up a new story. That is how they cope psychologically.
Some narcs get fixations on people they can not control and who have traits the narc desires.
Armchair, but I do think this is the case with Onion and Jaclynn. To him, Jaclynn is everything to hate. She and Social Repose have a loving, intimate relationship where they are attracted to each other and have the same interests.
Onion hates Lainey, doesn't find her attractive and they have nothing in common. Jaclynn embodies Onision's lack of ability to get and keep a spouse he wants.
No ones complaining
Someone gave their opinion that JG was a gold digger sniffing around popular YTers.
Someone else (probably a Jacklyn asshole licker) asked for examples of the popular YTers shes chased, thinking no one would know her history.
Once the list was posted, they had to spin the discussion and make it about something else.
I'm not even the one who asked you moron. It's just dumb as fuck to be like oh a youtuber hangs out with other youtubers?! Conspiracy! No shit that a youtuber wants to collab with popular youtubers to get views to their own channel. That's what every single youtuber does. They even were under the same network and are encouraged to network within each other and collab. >>437598>>437599
LOL someone is butthurt. Go make a jaclyn thread if you're gonna start derailing this.
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In her new vlog, this part stood out to me.
This felt like an allusion to something specific, and that specific incident or whatever shes referring to, is the truth nuke and this is her hint or warning to onion that shes close to revealing it.
I think she's spot on with this. The reason he is so OTT with her (and Billie) is because he has no control over them, and so can't control anything about them: the boobs, what they eat, the color they dye their hair, what they wear. It infuriates him that two women he desires not only don't desire him, but don't even care an iota about making themselves appealing to him, or care in the least what he says and thinks.
That is one reason I kind of love Billie, is because he is clearly very not over her, and it drives him nuts to know he could have had what he most wants, but he just couldn't stop Gregging.
Maybe they dated for a hot minute and she dumped his crazy ass. If it was cheating it would explain why he never got to let his anger out the usual method. By ripping them apart in his videos and outlining why he "left them" no way he could spin himself in a good light if their relationship was all cheating. So instead he's attacking her and her choice of her body to get it out of his system.
I mean we know his usual routine, it was surprising to me how long it took for Onion to cheat on Lainey as it is. But if he did it and for once managed to keep it on the downlow? Plain would be devastated. I hope that's what happened
Yeah he did, theres also messages to bilbo from him asking if she can handle it and her saying shes strong in reference to being together after cuddlegate.
I remember the messages, does anyone have screenshots?
Maybe it was like Hannah Minx situation where they dated for like two weeks except he was already married so he was cheating?
Anyways, I always him buying a house just to film in kind of suspicious. As if he wanted to have fun on the side.
I felt the same way about that set house.
Both Greg and Lainey like to bring up that Greg is always around her, 24/7. And the only way he could cheat is by Skyping someone while hes in the bathroom pretending to take a shit.
Well how did they explain away the years he would drive off to his second house, telling Lainey he was making a video. Lainey isnt 100% sure what he was doing then.
And Ive noticed that his big push on most of his Patreon goals is for him to get out of Laineys eyeline… I mean get out of the house to record funny skits.
I think its some kind of Mexican stand off situation.
Greg and Jaclyn fucked around for a quick minute, and Im sure Jaclyn was the one who came to her senses and stopped it. Greg was pissed but cant say anything about it without shooting himself in the foot and pissing off Lainey. And Jaclyn has never spoke of it because it puts her in a bad light.
So both have been aiming their guns at each other waiting to see who blinks first.
Nyx - Liquid Suede Lipstick = $6.99 (rounding to $7)
Too Faced - Melted Matte Liquid Lipstick = $21
Tarte - Tarteist Creamy Matte Lip Paint = $20
Sephora Blending Brush - Possibly from the Ready in 5 Face Brush Set = $25
Real Techniques - Miracle Complexion Sponge = $5.99 (rounding to $6)
This video = $79
Complete Total = $654>>435698>>432265
Idk why I keep doing this since she's already confirmed she just returns the shit back to the Sephora.
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Supposedly, this was in reference to Onion's "joke" videos about him and Lainey being broken up that he put on his UhOhBro (is that the "comedy" channel?) after him and Lainey decided to work things out.
I swear there was another text of Billie saying it "wasn't the right time", but I haven't been able to find it.
Haha Notice how he says to her >(we = Lainey, you % me)
Even from his choices of words and how he separates lainey's name from himself and billie just shows who he focused on in the """"""""relationship""""""""
Its so obvious and blatant lmao
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Old screenshots dump
I was under the assumption that Greg "dated" Billie after they had sex. but these tweets are leading me to believe that he dumped Planney after simply cuddling with Billy; and later they invited her back into the relationship where he then unsurprisingly had sex with her?
Sooooo close to self-awareness and self-respect. And then she goes and accuses BILLIE of destroying their family. FFS. It was good to be reminded just how basic and garbage Taylor is. She can't even be honest with herself.
And lol at ~sweet and innocent~ Sarah shit-stirring there. If she wasn't almost a textbook example of a teenager's immaturity and poor decision-making skills (not to mention a textbook example of Stockholm syndrome) I'd think she pretty much deserved whatever Taylor and Greg will dish out to her in the near future.
SPOILERS: She will never get Taylor's puss, and either Greg or Taylor or both will throw her under a bus to save themselves. Not sure what the bus will be, but you know, past behavior and all that.
It's shit like that that makes me lose all sympathy for lamp.
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Sage for offtopic, but to the anon who said she looks like shes in elementary schooler..
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More like elementary school TEACHER! rimshot
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this friend of billie's hasn't talked about onion since yesterday, she probably knows some milk
Hey guys, as some of you know I have a skin disease, ummm…but I chose not to wear makeup today because, it just doesn't seem appropriate for the situation that we have. What I'm talking about today is a video I made on Onision Reacts where I spoke of breast implants and I said that I, or I implied - I don't know if I out right said it, but I heavily implied that people that get breast implants when they aren't needed are freaks. I lost a lot of you right now because humans are creatures of emotion and not logic - you can't listen to something all the way through if someone does something, you just react emotionally and that's the end of it. For those of you that are still here the definition of freak covers people that are abnormal. So in a big way I'm a freak. You know if you actually look at what words mean in the language that your speaking. It is very important what those words mean because otherwise what does anything you say matter, if they don't have meaning. If the words your saying don't have definitions, it means nothing. This is why definitions are so important. So when I say someone is a freak, it's not necessary an insult. First off, it's just something that people react to emotionally and has a certain impact because very few people want to be freaks. ummm, okay. I don't mind being a freak myself. I have a skin disease, like I said, rosacea. It's not fun but I don't hate myself for it. I'm not going to go get surgery for it or anything. Not that there is a surgery that I could even utilize to correct my disorder, or disease. Um, but the point of this video is that someone made a very good point that I needed to address regarding transgender people. I said if you get a breast implant that is not needed then you are a freak, or something along those lines. And people where like, what about your spouse? Your spouse has talked about how they wanted to get top surgery so they no longer have breasts. Uh, I would be unhappy with this decision if I'm going to be bluntly honest as usual. I prefer a person with breast, who doesn't have scar tissue all over their chest, and I know this is hard for some of you to receive. I know it's really hard for you. Umm, but some people have these views and if I'm gonna be thrown down for having the views that I have- then so be it, at least you know them as opposed to a lot of other people you may watch who do not tell you their true feelings. Like you find out 'Oh my god, they been a racist this whole time'. It doesn't work with me that way. If i was a racist I would of told you a long time ago. Regardless, I would not be satisfied with my spouse getting top surgery because like I said I prefer the feminism form. Now if my spouse never had breasts in the first place; I would be fine with that because there was no surgery, so was no scar tissue. Let me describe, too much information, but let me describe something for you guys. When I see pornography that shows scars underneath someone's breasts I immediately turn it off. I.. I,'m just so not attracted to fake breasts; it's unbearable. Umm and you know, people want to get breasts alterations. That's their own decision until they start encouraging other people to get the same procedure. You get the same procedure as someone you watched on youtube or something like that. That is partially on the person you watched no doubt for subconsciously influencing you. Acting like it's a good thing. And this is a first world country that most of us are living in; so this is a first world problem. You know, In many countries people have much more important things to worry about than the size of their breasts. So I think we should all stop acting like we are enormous victims of a video where I expressed my opinion and just deal with it as it is. It's an opinion and it's an opinion that I'm allowed to express. It's an honest opinion. You got it strait from the core of my consciousness and it wasn't put through filters. This is who I am, I'm not attracted to people with fake breasts. I do not find scars attractive. I am not turned on by people who, when their breasts bounce they look abnormal. It just doesn't work for me. So, back to the transgender issue. If somebody looked like a boy or looked like a girl, and they did not have any physical alterations, then that's fine. Literally my spouse could have male genitalia so long as it was natural, I would probably be very fine with that. But my issues is when that you take something that is unbroken, something that is in perfect condition and you needlessly alter it. Now if you have breasts too large, ones that will way you down, ones that hurt your back, that is clearly a disability. That's an abnormality- one you need to correct. If your breasts are super small, that's not an abnormality. That doesn't make your health worse or anything like that. So why would you intentionally make your health worse by having someone cut on you? I hope you guys are understanding my point. It has nothing to do with transgirls looking like girls or transboys looking like boys. It has everything to do with whether or not you needlessly go under the scalpel. So what I'm saying is, no, I don't support cutting up genitalia that is perfectly fine. If you want to do it, that's your choice; I can't stop you but I won't say 'yah, you should get that done' because we're human beings. We're flawed. Your genitalia will likely never look like how it perfectly would look if you where born that way. So if you want to identify as a boy. Then identify as a boy. But again, I don't see the logic in cutting on yourself just because you have an identity. I just don't understand it, because surgery a lot of times comes with side effects. It's not like someone can wave a wand and your magically the other thing. If it where like that, I would support it, because there would be no scars - you wouldn't look like something… like a science project. I know that offends people but I can't stop saying true things as I see them. That's why I'm dying probably. That's why my channels are suffering so much, probably. Because I literally do not filter things. I like saying things the way I see them. So, science project, yes I said that. If you have someone that is amazing, who would leave no scars, who would have no health risk, who would generally do a wonderful job, wouldn't leave any foreign objects inside of you, you would still be a 100% yourself, etc. - maybe, maybe that makes sense. But the problem is there are so many consequences, it doesn't make sense long term, and the influences that got you to alter your body in the first place probably weren't healthy. If I see someone that looks like a male but has a breasts; I'm going to call them a male if they want to be called that. If I see a female, but has no breasts and has a bulge in their crotch; I'm going to call them whatever they want to be called. They deserve to identify as that, but when it comes to body modifications… truth be told I have no idea. I don't know what it's like being trans. I don't know what body dysmorphia is all about. I have a skin disease but I still don't know what body dysmorphia is all about. I hope that you guys can appreciate that despite the fact I have the seemingly intolerant opinions of body modifications that are so dramatic. That I'm actually respectful enough to all of you to tell you exactly how I fell rather than BS you for the sake of approval. You know I can say things that would make you love me. I could say things to manipulate you into thinking I was just the most perfect, noncontroversial, likable guy, but there are things in this world that are more important than money. There are things more important than getting everyone to like you; because if they like this fake you- they don't really like you at all. K? So, with all that being said. To the people I upset, that was not my intention. I wasn't intending to hurt feelings. I was intending to speak my thoughts exactly as I thought them. Okay? So it's not like I make any of my videos to bully, or to gang up on people or otherwise be terrible to them. I make these videos because I see things a certain way and I want to express how I feel about those things. Just like most anyone should be able to do. Now I want to apologize for the excessive length of this video, but I feel like a lot of you appreciate me making videos like these and I enjoy talking about what's going on and where I'm coming from. And I know a lot of people will say, you know, whatever hateful thing they want to say in my direction. Obviously for the sake of hurting me, but I'm to use to this. Been doing it for 10 years. One last thing I would like to address is I have tattoos. I have them on my ankle. I have them on my waist. So you may ask, doesn't that make you a freak Greg, because you modified your body. And the answer is yes. If someone said they weren't into tattoos I would fully understand. If they said I was a freak, I would fully understand. And that's just how it is. If someone said I encouraged other people to get tattoos through my having tattoos, I would agree. I would say my having tattoos does encourage other people to get tattoos as well, as it's an advertisement. It's me, someone they may like saying to everyone else 'I approve of tattoos'. Okay? That's why I say when someone gets breast augmentation, and they have a lot of people looking up to them, that they are telling their audience that they prefer their breasts to be a certain size. And if they where the audience member that does not have breast of a certain size, that they would want to do the augmentation to those individuals as well. I'm responding with as much logic and least emotion as I can because emotion does not seem to get us where we want to be. Has not seemed to get me where I want to be. So, with all that being said I hope you better understand my position on trans, on tattoos, and on breast augmentations on hetro females. I don't know why I involved the hetro part. Females. Regardless, I guess I look forward to your feedback. Hopefully you're not too emotional, like so many people where in the past. Completely ignoring what I said and only focusing on whatever they misheard for the sake of making themselves feel better, and trying to make me feel worse.
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Im a newbie, so Im sure that you peeps that have been here since Skye have seen this over and over.
I hate that he insults people and then back tracks trying to twist and do some wiggle room with the definition of a word. Calling people freaks but then saying that hes considers himself a freak and being a freak is a good thing.
If he called someone an asshole and got flamed about it, he would probably backpeddle and say "but what I meant is that assholes are needed, they serve a purpose, thats the way we cleanse our body of unwanted matter, so being an asshole means you help the human body of our society."
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>>437087>(he thinks he's above it because he writes books)
Greg can't even be original in his awfulness, pic related.
Hes been told that when someone calls him a "pedo" its because now the stamp of pedo or pedophile is a broad stroke. People use that word when thinking of anyone thats attracted to preteens and early teens.
Its the same way a lot of people use "paranoid" They use it to describe being nervous or anxious.
He just hates being branded a pedo so he makes sure everyone knows the rigid definition is people who are attracted to prepubescent children, and "thats not him"
I ended up calling him a hebephile (ages 15–19) when Id troll his twitter. It didnt have the same sting as "pedo" but was a perfect description of his sexual interests. That got me blocked.
Does anyone think she really has some kind of sexual confusion? I mean did she have these feelings as a child during the early stages of her sexual awakening? Or is it all Onisions doing?
I mean… if I was Greg Id see how far I could take it. It try and gaslight her into thinking shes actually a 2000 year old dragon, see if that sticks.
just checked washington court records, only billie webb was charged in 1975.
what state is she originally from?
>>437758>Does anyone think she really has some kind of sexual confusion?
I believe she doesn't like her body, or parts of it, at times. I believe she'd like to be someone else, at times. I don't believe for a second that she feels that her sex doesn't match her gender.
I do believe she thinks she's cool now that she's got the mid 2010s basic girl alt look. I do believe she thinks she has a get out of jail free Trans Opression card, without ever actually experiencing any unpleasantness or opression related to her half assed transition.
Considering Lainey is running about 1-2 years behind on most trends (see: blue hair, fidget spinning in late 2017), I give it another year or two of the space prince look before she becomes cisgender scum again and tries to forget this ever happened.
This criminal conversation reminds me: what exactly is the timeline of events as far as when onion claimed to be a conscientious objector, when he was discharged, when he started talking to Shiloh, when he divorced Skye and when he drove to meet Shiloh in a state where 17 was the age of consent?
I ask because perhaps he tried to get out of his contract when he started talking with Shiloh and had plans to meet her and have sex. Isnt there speculation he was still married to Skye when he had sex with Shiloh? Because he could have been court martialed for that if he was in the military.https://militarylawcenter.com/practice-area/adultery-in-the-military/
I guess like cyr said, onion would kill someone if murder wasnt against the law. He thinks immoral things are ok as long as he isn't charged with a crime! Except now he's a tax dodger.
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In Lainey’s new vid, you can see her nipples clear as day through her shirt. Pics don’t do it justice
Correct me if I'm wrong, just going from what I remember
They really used the word 'cuddling' to soften what actually happened. I'm pretty sure they were naked? And he gave her a 'full body massage'.
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Forgot to spoiler it last time
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Finally, I'm getting thirsty
I'm the anon who asked,>>437601
Is a different person, I was curious as I actually didn't know her history.
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Sabotage yourself in a way only you can.
I don't like Trisha, but at least she's curvy fat. All of the fat in the right places (still way too much fat for her body but w/e). Becca is just rolls. If trisha even gave Greg the time of day we all know he be kissing up to her.>>437240
honestly, is it really a surprise when he twists things to suit his agenda? The guy cannot admit he's wrong… EVER. He's always right,and always WIN'S cause he has all the FAX GUIS
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this one isn't showing up in his list of videos, not sure if it's unlisted so sorry for shitty thumbnailhttps://vid.me/HOcvF
Yesss wake the witch, I want to watch this explode.
Ayalla is in it too. This won't be prettyhttps://vimeo.com/235064261
Also, her throwing the needle on the floor in her hissy fit is 10/10, excellent content. Jesus she's incompetent.
And she could have cleaned her desk or whatever a little before starting this shit video.
Don't post the youtube videos you were fine with the vimeo link.
Even reuploading them to youtube gives him $$
She's trying to rip off Shane's humor and its pissing me off. She does his frustrated growl thing where its a laugh at the same time, joking about suicide, doing terrible at DIYs and saying "I hate this" or "I hate it" repeatedly. In videos from last year and before she was a moody, humorless bitch with no originality
so she decided to jack someone else's personality (Shane) and someone else's look and makeup style (Billie). I know Shane and Billie didnt invent those things that they do but its obvious Lainey straight up steals ideas from their videos.
"How to you turn with scissors?" She doesn't know how to cut in a curve with scissors
? She lacks preschool skills
and wants to homeschool?
Some of the hacks, like the nail thing, are silly, but a lot of them were so super easy that even Taylor's retarded efforts turned out workable - the sports bra and crop top things would be really fun and easy if she just figured out how scissors work
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Jaclynn comes across as someone who would fuck someone to get ahead in life. It's obvious she flaunts her body and uses it to her advantage to garner views and fans. Though I believe she would fuck someone to get ahead in life, I think shes the sort to leave that to the last ditch attempt. She probaby just flirts to get her way, if that doesn't work shed fuck ya.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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here we go!!
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I love his weird relationship with The Truth.
He loves it and wants people to tell it all the time, but also you're a garbage human if you tell The Truth about him?
Everything about him just changes as and when he needs it to.
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pair of pieces of shit
I'm hoping she just needs a little time to dig up her proof.
(pls jaclyn drop somethin good)
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Also, even though they were poly, Lainey never consented to Greg fucking Billie alone. Greg knew Lainey didnt like it, she expressed her jealousy for it and her being uncomfortable with their closeness, and his response to that was "you have to accept this as a true trinity." If wasnt a discussion, it was a command.
Just because Lainey didn't argue the point (because she felt helpless, he and Billie had guilt tripped her in the past several times when she felt insecure), Greg knew what her boundaries were and chose to disregard them, and told her he was going to disregard them.
Consent is >are you okay with This?
NOT>I am going to do this regardless of your feelings
So yeah. He CHEATED because he went against the boundaries of what she was comfortable with.http://polyfor.us/cheating-when-poly/
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he really must think she doesn't have anything if he's baiting this hard.
I believe wholeheartedly that he is doing this as a way to discredit anything she has to say. now, all he has to do to respond to it is claim extortion for anything she says. or use >>437833
this video, also released as a precursor to anything she has to set them up to look like they're lying about whatever they have to share.
I wonder if she's trying to find a legal way of doing it maybe? I have a feeling this guy forces everyone he knows to sign one of those contracts that makes it so you can't talk about onion and his personal life
I feel like that is partially why Billie didn't say anything, nor did ayalla or possibility even lane because they have milk they're just not allowed to spill
I hope Jaclyn goes radio silent.
Onision will rage all day on twitter and younow, maybe even throw together a shitty response video to their wheel one, and then rage some more all weekend, and she can just twiddle her thumbs watching him go ballistic
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They've been watching him…
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That looks…really gross, ew
Is it just me or is he really pushing that smile and care free attitude?
He'll break for a second or two and look pensive.
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peel the onion, so many layers
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Flakes, flakes everywhere!!!
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check mate to gurg
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he's on the edge of losing it. he's arguing and belittling his patrons to make himself feel better. he's so desperate to be right. trying to cover up his autistic rage with laughing. he thinks he's such a good actor when he's transparent and predictable af lol
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Called Dana S. "a cunt and a waste of life" then I assume he blocked her because he said "bye".
Whenever he guests his fans, they always seem a little bit… off. Either fame hungry hanger-ons, starstruck children, or mentally "off". Like, crazy eyes off. I can't explain it>>437983
sage goes in the e-mail field
I'm sure he's VERY pent up today. He's trying so hard to suppress his NARC RAGE from being humiliated in Jaclyn Glenn's video. This is right after a popular Youtuber dragged him with just a few tweets about his unprofessionalism.
I'm loving his desperation on display… His stupid ass tweet "I DANCE FOR VOLCANOES & DIGNITY" and then pretending to fuck his computer chair after playing Soviet-sounding old man music. Like he had this music ready, and he's flailing around expecting teenagers to toss their $$$. Fuck my sides!!!!! Onion thread is good tonight
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He remembered her
birthday during their 5 years
he was manic
he seemed to really be trying to look happy
guested his stalkers, then jumped off to his secret club house to have a quick circle jerk with his discordians
Im waiting for Gregs rain of twitter hate in the next few hours
I was present for most of it, just wanted to make sure I didn't miss anything. Jaclyn seems to have prior engagements this evening with her partnership so I doubt we will see anything. I hope what>>437909
says will happen. I hope she stays silent for at most a day, maybe two. it will set him up on a perch where he feels he has squashed whatever she has on him and then she drops something, anything. be it Billie/trinity related, between him and her, his actions or words toward foot fungus or anything. if she has bit her tongue this long, surely there is something there that is potentially damaging and I am very calcium deficient.
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selfposting but anyone else share this gem from aldlii to them? should I expect a block? I am gregs age, so I would prefer an engagement rather than being stifled
She was a fan of gerg and ended up marrying him. She knows first hand how wonderful those relationships turn out.
Also love how now they want videos, and not pictures so they can avoid catfishes/photoshop so now they are 100% serious about finding someone to bring in asap and its not just for a video. How can anyone feel bad for lamey at this point when she brings this shit upon herself? Even if the girl originally likes both lamey and onion, lameo is gonna 100% turn into a jealous bitch if she comes over once she sees onion fawning over her, which will make the new girl end up disliking lamey and probably siding with onion who will be love bombing her.
I am gonna laugh my ass off if she ends up getting dumped because she brought in a girl onion prefers over her. I just cant imagine anyone "stealing" gerg from her because hes so washed up or it would have happened by now. Maybe shes in luck and gets to keep the rotting onion because hes become so undesirable.
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Since he LOOOOVES definitions and da troof so much, let's see how much he likes this one
Yeah its like she wants a gf to be her accessory/play thing to fawn over her and hang out with her when onion boy ignores her. She doesnt care about them on a human level which is why she wants a fan who will "obsess" over her and do whatever she wants them to.>>438030>>438032
haha i would love to see her attempt in explaining her fucked up situation to someone who doesnt know them and bringing in some rando who thinks they are getting into a normal poly relationship only to be met with these two psychos who want them to give up their entire lives to live with them and do everything they want and then have them be exploited online, and personal shit thrown around. No normal healthy person would put up with that shit.
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youre a saucy wench anon, love it
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Just noticed Onision used an incorrect definition in his ex-patron video.
He uses the adjective definition, but in practice he uses the term as a noun, calling Billie "a druggie" which is defined as a drug addict.
she has a masculine jawline, and moreover all-around facial structure. I wonder why grease was so offended by the boobjob. she appeared more feminine afterwards, so he should be more attracted
to her, you would think
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Someone wanted Plainey to do the "Greg buys my outfit" vid again and this time she actually gave an answer. She said "We're kinda in a financial crisis right now so we can't, that's what Greg said" even though $500+ worth of makeup is reasonable. Lol
Wait wtf?! Are you for real? Because we all know how much he hates his dad and once claimed papa-onion may or may not have touched him at all.
Or Crazy Tami really fucked him up into thinking this was normal.
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Says it all really
Is he going to make videos being honest about that so people know he's "surviving" ok again?
He must still be on the hook for overclaiming though?
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From a Cracked (sorry) article. Sums up Gurg perfectly as a "technical genius".
What if I told you that television shows were dangerous? It's true. In the year 2000, four out of every five injuries occurred in a home that owned a VHS copy of Robocop III. Someone might say, "That's compelling Robocorrelation, but that data alone does not suggest Robocausation." Fine. But maybe your first instinct was to say, "Robocop III is a movie, not a TV show, you fucking dumbass." If so, then congratulations, idiot, you're a Technical Genius. You're smart enough to spot a technicality, but too dumb to know everyone else did too and it was light years away from the point. You're the kind of person who tells your doctor, "Um, it's Chief Chirpa?" when he tells you that getting the Wicket doll out of your asshole will require surgery. "And, um," you'll add, "it's an action figure? Maybe you should have gone to a non-stupid medical school.
The nice thing about being a Technical Genius is that it feels like proof you're smarter than everyone. They can say you don't "get it" all day, but they're the imbeciles who think Robocop III is a TV show. Look at it like this: You are the only one in the history of Koala Times Bus Tours to contract syphilis from a koala bite. You might be embarrassed, but at least you aren't like those other fools screaming "Don't touch the koala bears!" when they are in fact marsupials. I mean, if koalas were actual bears, your whole face would be missing, not still here and covered in pulsing chancres.
Technical Geniuses reach maximum annoying when they decide that pointing out technicalities is a sense of humor. For instance, if you announced, "My wife is pregnant and we're having a boy," a Technical Genius might quip, "Well, technically only women can have babies. Unless you count the Chief Chirpa action figure currently breaching my anus – um, which you should, since it is the dictionary definition. Heard of it? Hey, everyone! This idiot with no dictionary is watching me shit out a Chief Chirpa, and he doesn't even know which gender gives birth!
Technical Geniuses have such a rigid understanding of the rules of language that they miss the meaning behind words. They mistake sarcasm for a mistake that needs correcting. Their idea of wordplay is assuming you meant the wrong homonym, which makes them both a walking Family Circus cartoon and the person condescendingly explaining to the Family Circus characters how "cool" may sometimes refer to "tubular" instead of temperature. And god help you if you get into a written discussion with them, as the tiniest typo can turn even the most important debate into a fourth-grade grammar lesson. They'd rather tell you that "non whites" should have a hyphen rather than agree that killing them is wrong.
For the most part, the Technical Genius just derails conversations with unlikeability. But their fierce misunderstanding of unspoken rules can lead to problems way more serious. You know what happens when you can't see past the immediate and literal meaning of words? Well, I'll show you. It's technically unfair how there's no "White" History Month or "White" Entertainment Television, right? And fine, black lives matter, but isn't it MORE loving and accepting to say that ALL lives matter? See? I'm only two sentences into my life as a Technical Genius, and I've already talked myself into racism. All it took was the limited observation skills of a bad '90s standup routine with the deliberate cultural ignorance of a bad '90s standup routine.
Remember when that panty-dropper at Google got fired for writing, word-for-word, how women aren't good at robots because of their emotions and milk-squirting nipples? That guy was absolutely a Technical Genius. Men and women are different, sure, but if you're either of those things, you already knew that. You also might know how, almost always, these differences aren't worth mentioning and vary from person to person. Yes, a woman is a bad hire if you need someone to stand next to a wolf for 29 days without bleeding. But even as someone who's not a wolf scientist, I can think of a few workarounds: wolf nose plugs, baking soda underpants, menopause, chaining the wolf out of vagina-biting range … are we sure we even need to fill this standing-near-a-wolf position? See, this is how a healthy mind operates – it solves problems, asks questions, and keeps ladies safe from crotch-biting predators because it's the right thing to do. A Technical Genius makes a short-sighted, clumsy observation and acts like they put all reason in checkmate. You know who could explain this better than me? The outrageously bad con man the worst 20 percent of our population voted into the White House.
Helping Understand Technical Geniuses With Stupid President Donald Trump
This is a classic example of a Technical Genius. To this dumbshit, it seems like he's turned the tables on the entire concept of racial oppression. He raises the same point made by most clueless fucks on their first day of imaginary struggle: "How come whites can't do one of the things blacks do? Isn't that the REAL persecution?" It's worse than ignorant. It's the kind of childlike question you might ask the Star Trek crew if you're a checkerboarded alien who knows nothing of their world's Ray Sizzum.
There are different rules, unspoken or not, for every caste, race, and gender. You have to play some pretty intense make-believe to say you don't know that. And only the dimmest, pussiest of white people invent their own oppression, like not being allowed to say "Merry Christmas" or "the N-word." I'm not either, but I bet white billionaires have different troubles than the characters on Black-ish, and it seems impossible that Donald Trump hasn't had this explained to him by Omarosa's hairdresser many times.
The things Technical Geniuses say are often so frustratingly wrong but also "not wrong" that they act as traps. Your every instinct is to add context to them, but don't – you will only become them. Look again at our evil president's "Black-ish" tweet. You might feel the urge to correct the five grammatical mistakes he made in its three sentences, but any decent person should feel compelled as fuck to explain just the most basic, introductory concepts of race to him. This grown man thinks that the unfairness of having a show called Black-ish when there's not one called "Whiteish" is "racism at highest level." That means you have to start your explanation with "Um, have you heard of a little thing called slavery?" And look what's happened. You're the one saying dumb, obvious shit now.
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they make $10,000/mo and greg says they are poor? and
they are on medicaid? i am so fucken mad
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Alex Jones posted a video today with this thumbnail, lmao.
And every time she gets close to just admitting it to herself, he lovebombs her and she gets to believe what she wants to believe is true. >>438148
Ha! Who is crazier: Alex Jones or Onision?
Confirmed for autism, weighted blanket in her wish list.
Weighted blankets are used for sensory issues, re; autism.
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Decided to watch an old Onion video to kill off boredom and…are those FUCKING VIENNA SAUSAGE CANS?!
… I'm not sure if I should sage this but I will.
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Gurg got stood up again
He wouldn't get his money back. You can usually only get a full refund if you cancel within 24 hrs of booking. Also, he's the one flying to LA, not whoever he's bitching about.
I wonder when onion will learn he's washed up? No one wants ANYTHING to do with him, not even to roast him. (except jg and sr and if they were smart they'd just ignore him)
Who the hell in their right mind would ever want to live that way? She's with someone that she has to force
to be with her. She keeps fishing for more people to be with so she clearly sees that there are plenty of fish in the ocean to choose from. She just….won't allow herself to be happy. Someone who went to school for psychology… Just fucking dumb.
>>438060>he likes to fuck lainey and call her a faggot.
lol i think he only does it to appease her. that kinda thing seems like her fantasy from watching too much yaoi and wanting to be the "cute pretty boy sub". i don't really think onion's gay, maybe into crossdressing though with that feminine clothes and makeup phase he had. >>438055
his exes have been feminine when they got together though. even lainey now still looks like a woman now, just horrifically styled. honestly the closet gay accusations come closest with his obsession with shane and richie, those are genuinely pretty weird
I think she's weak or brainwashed
you have to keep in mind lainey was one of gregs fangirls for a while, so being married to him would have seemed like a fairytale dream come true, and with laineys teenage mindset, the "romeo and juliet" complex, is what I call it, aka when one of the partners parents hates their relationship, and the "love" that the child gives to the partner is only stronger, so the parents hating laineys relationship made it "stronger" aka gave her a reason to actually be in it , she's afraid of leaving because her family is already pissed at how much damage greg has done and how manipulative he is and complete trash, if she left him she would have no where to go, and all that and she would get a big "I told you so!!!!" from the internet, as well as greg
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Lainey has been liking this girls tweets a lot. She’s probably one of her many crushes. She looks so much like billie in this pic (younger billie)
I think onion gives the absolute bare minimum to Lainey to string her along, plus a million excuses (I have to work a lot for us, I need a spare house for filming, I need to go out of town to collab to help my channel etc). She clings to the hope that he is being honest about his excuses, but he really is just backed into a corner.
1) IRS debt
2) Getting old, doesnt appeal to teens as much, doesnt have a replacement lined up
3) his shitty behavior is plastered online, Billie's leave me alone video ruined what was left of his reputation
4) making drastically less money on YouTube
5) divorce would mean alimony and child support x2
It's ironic and poetic that the ~most honest youtuber~ has to live a lie every day with Lainey, the rebound, stage 5 clinge, footface fake boi.
Some other anon mentioned she seems like shes copying shane dawson's humor. He also made life hack videos but did it in a comedic way where he fucks everything up. I bet shes doing the same thing because all she does is copy people.>>438155
She will probably go the selena route, grow up, meet new people, find a real relationship, and then slowly fade out when she realizes she doesnt want to spend her entire life being a puppet in onion/lameo drama. >>438181
She obviously saw shane and his boyfriend doing it, and wanted to copy it and be cute too, but she forgot her husband hates her hahaha. We can already predict what the clothes would be. Some shit from hot topic and some wigs to look like billie.>>438185
He probably bought her stuff in the beginning of the relationship too, and paid for all her college shit and moved to new mexico to be with her and shit. He always does this crap for a new girl. But now shes old news and just a money drain to him so shes got to work for her own spending money while he spends shit on new girls he wants to leave her for.
I thought the same exact thing about the life hacks and the boyfriend buys my clothes videos. the thing is that shane adds way more in the middle of his life hack videos – even if it's just trying out what others do he does some little bits and rants in the middle. It's not always my sense of humor, but it's way more entertaining that watching plainey just mess things up on purpose. you have to at least do one of them correctly, or you're pathetic. it's like the same level as people falling down on purpose for a laugh
if the onions did a boyfriend buys my outfit video it'd be awful. she said that she thinks that gurg would really pick out good outfits for her, but everyone knows he'd mess it up on purpose and be awful with it
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She had a nice life before she abandoned it all to become a child bride.
In her "Lainey reacts to old videos" video, she says she went to Camino real middle school in Las cruces NM. The district for that school is where a lot of the top 10% of earners in the city live. The school is near a golf course.
And her dad's a lawyer? She could have had a much more promising future with all that money behind her. Her gold digging, fan girl ass thought onion was a lateral move to a more money.
Fast forward to now and he owes 300k like a dumbass. Wonder if her dad is back to making more than onion lmao. That would really chap onions ass.
Why does she need a $4000 camera? To take selfies with it? LMAO
Yeah, they've been best friends since high school.
Selena would spend time at their place and slept in guest house, she was even their baby sitter for some time.
Later she moved away, attended college, matured and most likely realized what they are doing is wrong.
Last time I remember seeing her with Lainey is during first cuddlegate, when Onion decided to leave his family and move in with Billie. She was giving company and supporting Lainey during her tough time.
But then Onion and Plain made up, then invited Billie back, more cuddlegates happened, also other crazy drama - like stuff with Luxymoo then with Sarah who is 16 yr old etc. It's just neverending shitshow with them so Selena probably realized Plainey is not gonna ever change and is using her as emotional tissue.
Laineybot mentioned Selena stopped responding to her messages.
I think Selena realizes if she tried telling Lainey that she thinks what they are doing is wrong, Lainey would tell Onion immediately and then Onion would make a video blasting Selena.
Selena obviously doesn't want to be associated with their crazy shit drama so I think it's good that she just told Lainey to fuck off by ignoring her.
it's insane that he thinks it's normal to tweet about it when he gets stood up. hasn't he heard of backup plans? it'd be different if he was trying to say that he's free to make other plans, but he's just trying to shame the person who cancelled on him and make himself seem like the model of human decency
he sounds like a desperate friendless loser. nothing new tho
He's spent the last 10-15 years guilting and manipulating young and vulnerable people in to doing exactly what he wants to the point that he has no idea how to have a normal adult relationship anymore.
Any of y'all that have been in an abusive relationship probably know exactly what i'm talking about. This is just an attempt to get whoever to come crawling back to him like "waaaaahhhhh Greg im sorry I won't do it again pls have mercy" just like Lainey does every time he is ugly to her or ignores her
Wouldn't surprise me if he was doing it because >>438271
is correct and he's trying to suppress any suspicion
I mean, he constantly breaks up with her. Only pays her attention and affection when is convenient for him. Argues with her about her money. Completely demeans everything she enjoys. Invites girls round to the house without him knowing. Has told her they are never going to go on holiday and see the world, despite that being one of her dreams yet he is able to go on holiday without her when it benefits him. He is probably cheating on her AGAIN. If he does cheat and leave it would probably be doing her a favour but she's far too stupid to realise that.
Imagine living that life working that hard to make all that money but never living. Never hanging out with friends. Never getting to go out and do cool stuff together. Never going on holiday. Never going out to visit family. What is the point in a life like that?
I'm the person who wrote that post and that was my initial thought as well.
He doesn't miss her. He's locked up in his office "working" most of the day, what is there to miss? His depressing wife and screaming kids? He's definitely trying to cover his ass. The only time he expresses affection toward Plain is when he is trying to atone for something he did wrong, lovebomb, or trying to show the haturz how happy they are together. He's definitely covering his ass. She is of no benefit to him. I don't see him really giving a shit about being away from her now. The lovesick honeymoon phase he loves so much has been over for a long time now. Onto the next one.
It's in his nature to cheat. It wouldn't surprise me at all. All his self-sabotage and narc spergouts are cyclical. He is going to do the same thing he did with Shiloh to Plain. He always needs to have the next woman set up. It is so predictable. He'll keep doing shitty things because it is in his Grugly nature. I wonder if he will eventually jump ship from his marriage or if he'll try to keep the cheating on the DL.
I wonder how he'll try to spin this one if he goes public.
Keep digging that hole Onion, I'll be here laughing all the way.
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>I'm feeling insecure because this person really struck a nerve. Please validate and compliment me.
I wonder if its with Tomato Assliquettes wife, Bianca. That way, if he gets caught, he can say it was a "business lunch".
you just know he wants her
I would guess someone from Patreon or Twitter's whose DMs he slid into being the more likely scenario.
While him cucking Tomato is hilarious it isn't really probable.
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he retweeted this
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I know that a persons history will taint your perception of someone, but-
During yesterdays YouNow stream he was guesting random people before he ended the show. Greg brings a guest on and its this little blonde girl who Im guessing barely started middle school this year. He leans in towards his monitor, Im assuming to get a better look at her, and says "WOW! ok, hi.
To me it seemed like he couldn't help himself, his first reaction was to say WOW! in a sort of creepy way, then he caught himself and says "ok", and tries to continue on with a "hi"
Maybe Im seeing and hearing things that aren't there because of the rumors that swirl around him. I loved that she trolled him either accidentally or on the sly.
Well he didn't do drama that much back then iirc. At least compared to now.
It was basically him occasionally liking or replying to Shiloh's tweets, it didn't look suspicious. Then suddenly he posts a video how he hit a deer while driving to another state. Meanwhile, Shiloh is in the USA at that time, in the state where Onion was driving to (she was attending weight loss camp there).
Soon after, Onion declares he is divorcing his wife.
I don't know what Skye was posting on her social media during those times…
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Someone should ask the most honest Youtuber who this cancelled collab was with. See if they corroborate his story.
he definitely is. that's why all his collabs are mysteriously bailing out, so no one asks for the videos.
maybe this time it was his fuckbuddy bailing but he went anyway incase he could coerce her.
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i wonder if she makes her kids call her daddy from now on, fucking gross
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hmmm, "someone" wasnt listening when Greg was quietly tapping at their window
so now hes resorted to yelling in the streets to get their attention
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>some billie look a like followed onion for the lolz, onion sent her a creepy message. the usual "come to my greasemantion, i'll pay the ticket!!!". she got scared and didn't respond. similar to the vix situation.
>i don't know if everyone has noticed, but some of the edgier channels on youtube follow onision on twitter. popular ones, that get so into their "free ppeach" shit that they think onion deserves a chance. anyways, onion is desperate for views so maybe he sent one of those channels a message. asking them for a collab or whatever. and the channel owner just kinda went "damn, i'm edgy enough to follow onision of all people, but to actually collab with him? No way in helL" and ignored the message.
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What a good message to send to your 12 year old fans. So everyone must lick his onion ass if not he will try to destroy you. He's also telling the truth he's done it to all his ex's and ex friends.
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Looks like he's unfollowing a bunch of people. I wonder what they did to upset the poor narc (he was following like 122 or 123 I can't remember)
ok so i might be wrong but i thought with all the others he was just "talking" to a girl while with someone. and only fucked once they were broken up so no one could call him a cheater. he didn't fuck shiloh until skye and him were over. but he was "talking" to shiloh with the intention for more. he was "talking" to lainey and shiloh while with adrienne. and he went to fuck lainey in a place where it was legal to fuck a 17 year old. do you see what i mean?
i'm not saying that isn't cheating or immoral, because it is. but he always has an excuse or his reasons set in place. and he tends to put it out in the open a little bit to say "SEE! it's not me doing bad because i was HONEST."
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yea but a breeze in the past can be pretty exciting. i did enjoy this image lainey drew with her avid use of the word faggot. so ghey, always wuz gay
Hate to be all noring accountant here, but isn't tax evasion also a felony?
Actually, more than one. A LOT more. Every single instance against every single section of the tax code may be counted separately (countries, rules, legalities, blah blah blah) so Gunge is really on thin ice, what with having multiple felonies.
Tax has never been so much fun. I can guess exactly what he's tried to get away with and he is absolutely fucked FOR.EVER. Even if he,somehow clears all the income tax and penalties, he's going to get creamed with capital gains. And I bet he's tried to claim employees illegally too.
Oh yeah. He's "gonna have you guys help pay" through gofundme. TAXABLE, you moronic fucknugget. It'll be hilarious if he gets done for evading tax for that…and he will, because he's too arrogant to hire a tax specialist.
Multiple felon. Multiple. Just rub that in, feel the burn. Couldn't happen to a nicer arsehole.
Saged for happy tax rant
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Eating your sorrows away I see… kek
his new video.
what the fuck did i just watch, is he preparing for a serious escalation here?https://vimeo.com/235186006
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He honestly looks really haggard. He has such an unsettling look in his eyes, too. It's just really hard to watch him without cringing or feeling uncomfortable.
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mfw Greg delivers some 10/10 crazy
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Poor onion boy is getting depressed now
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wew lad gurg is unhinging
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After skimming thru this I'm shocked he has any friends. He behaves like a cringey 12 year old trying to be edgy.
He looks like Quasimodo's cousin, Queasihobo. >>438478
Is this him lowkey admitting to abusing/hitting someone .. Who just happens to be female.
Tinfoil hat : Jaclyn Glenn said she had a truth bomb, did she perhaps witness him beating/hitting Lainey ? Maybe even have footage of said incident ? Or maybe Billie was or witnessed it and releases said info to Jaclyn …
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gurg is having a time on twitter rn
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On his "Dear Jaclyn Glenn" video from 19th Sept 2017, which conveniently has likes/dislikes ratio hidden (how honest).
So he's confirming that he's only going after Jaclyn in retaliation (wasn't her video about him from 4 months ago!?) and is not going to go after Freelee because they're "friends"? So both have boob implants, but only one warrants a disgusting opinionated response about their body.
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Another from the "Dear Jaclyn Glenn" video. Loving the top comments, I'm surprised he didn't delete them. At the bottom, he calls boob jobs "selfish & inconsiderate". Once again though, he won't call Freelee out on it - only Jaclyn.
So you should never call your significant other a C U N T or a B I T C H, or anything like that, right? Most of us can agree. But what we ideally want doesn't typically wind up being how we actually act in real life. We inevitably call people names, maybe not significant others, but we call people names or we think negative things of them or just generally non-positive, non-constructive things of other human beings in our lives and I want you guys to ask yourselves why. Why are you negative towards people, why did you call them that name, why did you hit that person, why were you otherwise non-positive?
This video is very important. I don't feel like anyone's made a video as clear and to the point as this, so I hope that a few people see it.
When you see a man who is labeled as an abuser, like a physical abuser or a verbal abuser et cetera, do you ever stop to ask yourself - is this not a black and white issue? Like, let's say a man hits his wife. It's a terrible thing. I've personally never hit a spouse or anyone I've ever been with. Never hit them. But let's say a man hits his spouse. Do you ever ask yourselves why? What if that woman had done something terrible to his children? What if that woman was a psychopath? And tried to harm their pets in a way that was completely unjust? What if that woman had just threatened his life? You guys don't think about these things because we're conditioned to think that women are always the 100% victims of something and it's completely unjustified to do anything negative towards them whatsoever because they're always innocent, and that's sexist, that's not pro-feminism, that's not pro-egalitarian, it's just very prejudiced and discriminative. You got to understand that women aren't just men without the equipment down there. Seriously. We have certain imbalances, we have differences in chemicals in our brain et cetera, that trigger
us to behave in certain ways, typically. I mean, that seems to be the result that society has taught us. But that doesn't make women automatically always the victim. Hitting, whoever throws the first blow is obviously the opposite of the victim, but what I'm saying is there are scenarios where a woman can get called a name, but why was that woman called the name? Why was that woman treated poorly, verbally abused, what did the woman do?
Sometimes women are stereotyped to nag. Sometimes women are stereotyped to be very impassively negative. Now if someone's consistently impassively negative to you for weeks, months, years, do you think that the person that they're dealing with might at some point call them a B I T C H? The lesson from this video is simple. Understand that if you see someone who's in a violent situation, who's in an otherwise verbally abusive situation, whatever, you don't typically go up to an angel, a perfect angel, and say something negative to them. You don't typically go up to freaking the most beautiful, wonderful, kind, considerate, loving human being on earth and punch them in the face. If someone's giving you a back massage, you don't call them a C U N T. If someone's giving you a meal, you don't say they're a terrible person. There are certain causes and reactions to our behaviors. So what I'm saying is that instead of looking at this as sexist or someone who views the world in black and white, you should consider the possibility that we are actually equals. Men and women. And that we both do lousy things. And that sometimes people respond to other people doing lousy things by doing lousy things themselves.
Now let me be clear. Hitting people is unjustified. Okay? It's in most every scenario not okay. If someone's about to kill your child, maybe. Okay? Maybe physical violence is justified if someone's about to end someone's life. Okay? Most of us can agree with that. If someone is being terrible to you, you might say that it's okay to call them a B I T C H or a C U N T or whatever. That is where the grey comes in. But we are simple people. We love convenience. We love labeling people and throwing them away forever as if they never did anything good in our life and so we categorize people as abusers or categorize people as horrible when they're just human beings like the rest of us and they have their own story. They have their own feelings, they have their own reasons. And that doesn't make them right, but how can we say that we're just as a society if we aren't willing to look at the full picture? You shouldn't be going calling your spouse or significant other a C U N T, male or female. You shouldn't be calling your spouse a B I T C H or really anything negative. But that's ideal. That's like this fake made-up world where people never argue. That's this fake made-up world where everything is rainbows and sunshine. It's not life. Life is complicated and relationships are complicated, people argue, people yell. People have problems. Now if they're throwing stuff, that's a threat to your safety, you should call the police. If they're otherwise physically violent, that's a threat to your safety, you should call the police. But if we're just talking about people arguing or calling names, find out why they called you a name. Counsel them on how to stop calling you names. Try to improve yourself and improve them at the same time.
Because it takes two to fight, typically, and the way our society goes out for people because of stereotypes, where we just act like someone is instantly wrong because of the sex they were born as, we're not a just society. We're not a fair society. And we don't realize that men aren't less valuable just because they don't have breasts and they don't have a vagina. Men are equals to women. And they deserve their own story. They deserve to be heard. And again, you can swap the genders, the same applies. We're talking about equality here. Some women abuse men. Physically, verbally, et cetera. I'm not trying to exclude anyone. I'm just saying, understand that people do things for reasons. They're not always good reasons, but there's still a story behind it. So I hope that we can look at domestic situations with a lot more reasonable perspective. We can take on these issues with a much more logical mindset.
Hopefully this video does something. Hopefully some of us are actually thinking in a far more human and fair manner.
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Transcript of the video:
>So, you should never call your significant other a C-U-N-T or a B-I-T-C-H or anything like that, right? Most of us can agree. But what we ideally want, doesn’t typically wind up being how we actually act in real life. We inevitably call people names—maybe not significant others—but we call people names, or we think negative things of them, or just generally non-positive, non-constructive at some point toward other human beings in our lives. And I want you guys to ask yourselves: why?
>Why are you negative towards people? Why did you call them that name? Why did you hit that person? Why were you otherwise non-positive?
>This video’s very important. I don’t feel like anyone’s made a video as clear and to the point as this. So, I hope that a few people see it.
>When you see a man who is labeled as an abuser—like a physical abuser, or verbal abuser, etcetera—do you ever ask to stop yourself: is this not a black and white issue? Like, let’s say a man hits his wife. It’s a terrible thing. I personally have never hit a spouse or anyone I’ve ever been with. Never hit them. But let’s say a man hits his spouse. Do you ever ask yourself: why?
>What if that woman had done something terrible to his children? What if that woman was a psychopath and tried to harm their pets in a way that was completely unjust? What if that woman had just threatened his life?
THEN YOU LEAVE. You grab the kids, the pets, whatever, and GTFO.
>You guys don’t think about these things because we’re conditioned to think that women are always the 100% victims of something and it’s completely unjustified to do anything negative toward them whatsoever because they’re always innocent. And that’s sexist. That’s not pro-feminism. That’s not pro-egalitarian. That’s just very prejudice and discriminative.
> You gotta understand that women are just men without the equipment down there.
- Onion, 2017
>Seriously. We have certain imbalances. We have differences in our chemicals in our brain, etcetera, that trigger us to behave in certain ways, typically. I mean, that seems to be the result that society has taught us. But, that doesn’t make women always automatically the victim.
>Hitting. Whoever throws the first blow. That is obviously the opposite of the victim. But what I’m saying is, is there are scenarios where a woman can get called a name, but why was that woman called a name? Why was that woman treated poorly? Verbally abused? What did the woman do?
Married an asshole who uses insults and fists instead of actually communicating their emotions?
>Sometimes women are stereotyped to nag. Sometimes women are stereotyped to be very passively negative. Now, if someone’s consistently passively negative to you for weeks, months, years, do you think that the person they’re dealing with might at some point call them a B-I-T-C-H?
>The lesson from this video is simple. Understand that when you see someone who’s in a violent situation, who is otherwise in a verbally abusive situation, whatever. You don’t typically go up to an angel—a perfect angel—and say something negative to them. You don’t typically go up to the most beautiful, wonderful, kind, considerate, loving human being on Earth and punch them in the face. If someone’s giving you a back massage, you don’t call them a C-U-N-T. If someone is giving you a meal, you don’t say they’re a terrible person. There are certain causes and reactions to our behaviors.
Like, what kind of victim blaming garbage is this shit? This is really, really fucked up.
>So, what I’m saying is that: instead of looking at this as a sexist, or someone who views the world as black a white, you should consider the possibility that we are actually equals. Men and woman. And that we both do lousy things. And that sometimes people respond to other people doing lousy things by doing lousy things themselves.
>Now let me be clear: hitting people is unjustified. K? In most every scenario, not ok. If someone’s about to kill your child, maybe, ok? Maybe physical violence is justified if someone’s about to end someone’s life. Okay? Most of us can agree with that.
>If someone is being terrible to you, you may say that it’s okay to call them a B-I-T-C-H, or a C-U-N-T, or whatever. That is where the grey comes in. But we are simple people. We love convenience. We love labeling people and throwing them away forever as if they never did anything good in their life. And so, we categorize people as abusers, or we categorize people as horrible, when they’re just human beings like the rest of us. They have their own story. They have their own feelings. They have their own reasons. And that doesn’t make them right, but how can we say that we’re a just society if we aren’t willing to look at the full picture?
>You shouldn’t be going, calling your spouse or your significant other a C-U-N-T. Male or female. You shouldn’t be calling your spouse a B-I-T-C-H, or really anything negative. But that’s ideal. That’s this fake, made-up world where people never argue. That’s this fake make-up world where everything is lollipops and sunshines. I messed that up. Rainbows and sunshine. That’s not life. Life is complicated and relationships are complicated. People argue. People yell.
People have problems.
>Now, if you’re throwing stuff, that’s a threat to your safety. You should call the police. If you’re otherwise physically violent, that’s a threat to your safety, you should call the police. But if we’re just talking about people arguing, people calling names, find out why they called you a name. Counsel them on how to stop calling you names
What the actual fuck
> Try to improve them and improve yourself at the same time because it takes two to fight typically. And the way our society goes after people because of stereotypes where we just act like someone is instantly wrong because of the sex you were born as.
>We’re not a just society. We’re not a fair society. And we don’t realize men aren’t less valuable just because they don’t have breasts and a vagina. Men are equals to women, and they deserve their own story. They deserve to be heard. And again, you could swap the genders, the same applies. We’re just talking about equality here.
>Some women abuse men. Physically, verbally, etcetera. I’m not trying to exclude anyone. I’m just saying: understand that people do things for reasons. They’re not always good reasons, but there’s still a story behind it.
>So, I hope that we can look at domestic situations with a lot more reasonable perspective. We can take on these issues with a much more logical mindset. Hopefully this video does something. Hopefully, some of us are thinking in a far more human and fair manner.TL;DR
Greg calls Lainey a bitch and a cunt out of anger and thinks she deserves it. Tries to say everyone’s flawed to dilute his abusive behavior. Tries to say you’re sexist if you think poorly of a man being abusive to his partner because of stereotypes?
tldr "i call my wife a cunt and a bitch and people might call me abusive because i'm a man. that's not right. i call her those names because she is rightly pissing me off"
highlight: "counsel people on how to not call you names!"
a month ago: called billie a used-up drug-addict slut loser
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>>438546>Now if someone's consistently impassively negative to you for weeks, months, years, do you think that the person that they're dealing with might at some point call them a B I T C H? The lesson from this video is simple. Understand that if you see someone who's in a violent situation, who's in an otherwise verbally abusive situation, whatever, you don't typically go up to an angel, a perfect angel, and say something negative to them. You don't typically go up to freaking the most beautiful, wonderful, kind, considerate, loving human being on earth and punch them in the face.
I wonder who he could be talking about…
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KEK gurg got her a new fidget spinner let the lovebombing begin
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I'm tinfoiling so hard this dude is definitely fucking someone in LA or had intentions to and it fell through.
A spinner? Bio change? Lovebombing? That strange video from earlier? Something is up.
We all remember the video where she play slapped him and she flinched.
Can't these two just fade away?
I dont want to shit up the thread, but—–
can we have some brainstorming on who the collab was suppose to of been with?
The only facts Ive seen are that this mysterious person is a semi good friend with Jaclyn and Ritchie… not a super best friend, but like a "peripheral friend" I say that because if this LA collab person was a good friend of JG and SR then Greg would have known and wouldnt have even attempted to collab with them.
I draw a blank at who it could be. Any of you more deep into the YouTube LA scene know of who runs with who in those circles?
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suggestion of an offical name for grug's kids
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why is he an actual broom?
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sage for ot but i'm drunk and this post made me lose my shit
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lmao I know he had his hair like that for years, no it's arguably worse….
here is the info on his abusive past that makes me think it could be him https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/jason-viohni-veeoneeye-allegations-youtube/
I think you have connected the wrong dots
Who ever Greg was going to collab with isnt a suspected woman abuser or sexual predator.
The person Greg was going to collab with is an aquantence of Jaclyn and Ritchie
The other people Greg has been trying to set up collabs with since hes now in LA probably have friends hes talked shit about, saying they are self-admitted predator of drunk girls
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y'all better stop talking shit or his High Dwarf lookin ass is gonna' curse you.
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I know this is petty.
While hes walking through the airport you can see hes wearing those fucking high heeled shoes again.
I never noticed them until someone brought it up in a video he did with Billy the Industrial Freezer and those other fags trying to lift 20lbs weights at his local gym. And now I cant help but rage when I see him wearing them every day.
I guess its like the bald guy who has his favorite baseball cap that he thinks hides his bald spot. That chunky heel helps sooth his manlet pride.
lol anon he wore them to the beach as well in his LA VLOG video.
Men's Black Pleather Slip on dress shoes… to the beach.