Fellowship of The Rainbow / Calves Of Kelly Eden
Kelly Eden’s Los Angeles calves who are all clawing for a taste of that sweet social media relevance, all between their mid twenties and early thirties -personality wise, they’re all unique variations on weeaboo middle schoolers from 2008 - down to the public sperg-fests.
>Most notable sperg-fests occur at giant holiday get togethers where they act like obnoxious, INCREDIBLY loud children, usually in nice restaurants/tea-houses - often complete with air horns for some fucking reason.
>Like many cults, members are indoctrinated with a matching tattoo - now in two variants: phallic sparkly anime crystal, and blown out dragon ball z sailor moon weeb tat - both done by Courtney’s husband.
>Kelly's (ex) ”best friend" and roommate.
Dre has been distancing herself from Kelly for a while now, the most telling moment being when Dre requested they start doing a lot less videos together and Kelly proceeding to throw a shitfit over it on Twitter (literally saying it was wrong for Dre to leave her out of the spotlight she helped create for her)
>Following this, Dre and Kelly are seen in less and less of each other’s social media posts, and Dre announces she is moving out.
>Receipts are dropped that Kelly may have unfollowed and refollowed Dre’s social media.
>Incredibly defensive and sperges out when people make positive comments about her weight/body, while literally selling “Gothicc” tee shirts and promoting being thicc as part of her brand.
>Claims recent weight loss occurred simply due to carrying a water bottle
>Recently dropped Kelly for Chris Villain, her new ‘best friend’ who she constantly does couple cosplay with - again sperging out at fans for asking whether or not the two of them were dating, despite posting countless pictures of the two of them almost kissing.
>tries to promote positivity and antibullying - but also does a ‘basic white girl’ makeup video, complete with blown up prosthetic dick sucking lips.
>Currently teaming up with hot topic for an atrocious mall goth revival, either in an act of newfound self awareness, or total lack thereof.
Kelly’s best friend and the first to martyr (Moo-Tyr?) herself to defend Kelly’s bad behavior - Also the oldest of the fellowship, at 31-32.
Seems to be the most genuinely kind out of Kelly’s friends, but can still be a total cringefest.
>Is a ‘body-positive cosplayer’ who posts semi-nudes and lewds, while, in trend with most of these types of cosplayers, really hams out on the photoshop
>Recently married, her husband films/photogs most of her nudes/is completely supportive of her sex work - probably because it rakes in major bank.
>Is always the first to come to Kelly’s defense when Kelly has a shitfit on twitter, will blindly follow her pink leader no matter how stupid/crazy kelly is being
>Used to self-post to r/bimbofication,
>Was added to the fellowship suspiciously soon after Kelly was called out for only having white friends. Quickly rose the ranks as the most annoying member.
>A patreon costhot
>Works in animal rescue (apparently?)
By far the most annoying of the fellowship.
>Not TECHNICALLY a member of the fellowship, but she’s Kelly’s new roommate and best friend forever so it’s really only time.
>Generally one of the more quiet (sane) of the group
>Husband is a tattoo artist, and is responsible for the fellowship’s questionable tattoos
>A fellow cosplayer - suffered through an entire con of Kelly Eden complaining that she should have been cosplaying that character
>Was/is in a band with Dre Ronayne - some kind of emotional revival shit
>another one of the more quiet members of the fellowship
>another victim of Kelly’s trigger happy unfollow finger.
>Another queen of the pastel-vomit aesthetic
>Cosplaying didnt gain her fame like she wanted so she started wearing lolita more.
>Now popular/famous within the lolita community - despite many Lolitas hate-boner for her
>Seems to have a more rocky relationship with Kelly, but was a bridesmaid in Stephanie’s wedding, indicating closeness with the rest of the fellowship
>As a lolita, Claire claimed to have offered Kelly help during The Dress Incident.
>Also complicit in the great Final Fantasy Gallery Nucleus scandal
>Confirmed lolcow lurker - mentioned the website on her instagram live, proclaiming her hatred for it. Even mentioned donating to a petition to have the site taken down.
>Another nominee for the NHK’s Kawaii Ambassador thing
>Constantly hounding Kawaii.i and kissing their ass as much as possible
>Of all of the fellowship, she’s the reigning queen of bizarre and obnoxious photoshop jobs - to the point where it’s almost an art form of her own
>Was assigned the job of “Vlogging” Steph’s wedding - thus leaving her out of most of the video of it.
>Another plastic cosplayer/patreon cosplayer, but actually produces content daily
>Gets a lot of unnecessary and costly procedures, like a brazilian butt lift and lipo, despite already having a great body
>Seamstress, usually sews the rest of the fellowship’s cosplays