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Kelly Eden (n.) is an infamous trend-squatter who has attempted joining communities that include (but are not limited to): emo/scene, goth, Lolita, kawaii, gamer/nerd/otaku, BDSM, table-top gaming, LARP. Claims to be a mental health advocate, advice-giver, and newly psychic. Is also a serial shooper.
> The epitome of a has-been who has never really been anything> Heavily tattooed, breast-augmented, lip-injected, and poorly lipo'd> Gets liposuction because she wasn’t “seeing results” in the one single week that she worked out and never corrects fans who praise her for “looking great after working out so hard”> Has a penchant for "collecting" friends with rainbow hair - has dubbed her friend group the "Fellowship of the Rainbow" (recently seems to have had a fallout with entire Fellowship)> Has a Society6 store where she sells mugs and other march with stolen art on it; has been called out on it before and refuses to acknowledge it> Was featured an a Splat campaign wearing a dyed wig which wasn't even dyed with Splat hair dye> Made a video with her ex-boyfriend Davey Suicide in where she skreeeeee'd at him for about 50 minutes and demonized him at every turn> Lost a cousin to suicide and milked his suicide for all it was worth> Has a roommate Phi, a sweet but boring girl who is often featured in Kelly's videos and is basically Kelly's new forced BFF/errand runner> Posted a video with Phi trying to decide what fantasy hair colour to dye Phi's hair where Kelly basically told Phi every colour looked bad on her and told her she couldn't dye it blue or pink because Kelly ~might~ dye her hair blue (which she poorly did later on)> Fetish for clowns (most notably Pennywise from IT) seems to have disappeared for now, mostly due to falling out of trend> Posted cringey "thirst" videos and stories on Instagram and YouTube where she listens to kidnap ASMR videos> Posted a lot of poorly done shibari done by someone who doesn't know what they're doing - often features poorly donned undergarments and her chestne> Was severely pushing the LARP and D&D things until recently, where her fans expressed that they do not enjoy those videos> In light of a drop in views/engagement on YouTube, has been panic-uploading videos with very empty content which hasn't improved her viewership at all> Made “Ask Kelly” videos where she talks about herself and her problems disguised as “giving advice” for 20 minutes> FotR allegedly had a panel arranged at a convention - promoted it rather hard but then blamed venue for poor organization when they had to announce the panel was canceled on the day of the convention> Her and her boyfriend are known to lurk (and post?) on lolcow> Consistently dirty feet; claims it's her "brand" instead of owning up to the fact that she's just a dirty person who doesn’t shower> Serial Tweeter about how "depressed" she is> Lays claim to several mental illnesses including - depression, anxiety, BDD, bipolar disorder; none of which are known to be legitimately diagnosed> Claims to have been going to therapy and being on meds> Has been wearing a lot of awful wigs instead of either dyeing her hair again or investing in a good wig because “it’s easier”; she is too lazy to fix or wash her hair> Attempted to transition to powder blue (also the colour of her LARP character's hair) and failed quite horribly, was photoshopping hair to be more blue and eventually resorted to wearing wigs after cutting hair short
> Got liposuction on thighs and subsequently won’t shut up about how big her butt looks (despite it looking like two pancakes in a diaper)> Made a lighthearted and “fun” video exploring an abandoned Nazi camp with her cousin Jimmy, who was sporting a red arm bandana while she cracked Nazi jokes over and over while whimsical music played in the background> Got flamed for video, eventually took it down after deleting negative comments on her posts about it (is a serial comment deleter)> Posted an “apology” which was typed up in notes and doesn’t feature an apology at all whatsoever> Sister Madi has been poorly defending her on Twitter; is just as bad as Kelly, if not worse (must run in the family)> Seems to have parted ways with entire Fellowship (notably Steph, Envy, and Courtney recently) and shades them at any chance she can get> Has really been scraping the bottom of the barrel for friends lately (see: recently suddenly showing her support for fellow Nazi sympathizer and criminal, Doe Deere)> Has a new creepy boyfriend from LARPing who WKs her here and is into BDSM> Whined about wanting a pink stove because her black stove doesn’t fit her “dollhouse aesthetic”; made a Ko-Fi for people to donate to instead of just buying one herself> Has an upcoming Japan trip and has been spamming videos and selling overpriced merchandise that she got for free to make money for it (is also selling her portrait paintings again)> Listed items on Depop as “new” even though they had been clearly shown being used in previous videos/posts> Revamped Patreon because she wasn’t delivering on any of her promises for over a year (most notably skit videos)> Has been trying to skin walk Jillian Vessey (milk bath photos, trying to create a word for her “style” which is actually all stolen)> Got fat-burning injections> Claimed that Bob Ross isn’t “fine art” and his techniques are cheating> Tried to ride on the Michael Jackson documentary by claiming that she was abused by someone famous> Turns 30 in summer, is throwing a prom themed
> Stole her dad's ashes to make a painting> Denied liposuction until enough people put the heat on for her to own up to it; now makes videos about experience and offers promo codes for liposuction> Former roommate Dre got her start on Kelly's channel, and once she had her fame, she moved out; speculation over if Kelly booted her or Dre left on her own (lots of salt there)> Previously dyed her designer dog pink to fit her aesthetic> Whinefest over Hello Kitty for not sponsoring or partnering with her; listed all HK merch on Depop (which was marked as sold despite her still having said merchandise in the background of her videos)> Major debacle with attempt (and eventual success) in returning an Angelic Pretty dress that she was too stupid to read the price of; didn’t apologize for it and in turn accused the store it was purchased in of “doing poorly”> Continues to demonstrate how unintelligent she is (didn’t know what Nova Scotia is, says she “wasn’t taught in school” about Japanese camps, etc.)
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Screencapped before she deletes/blocks all of these people kek
Madi really is doing some damage. Just stop tweeting girl
I'll be surprised if she actually apologizes. She obviously think she did nothing wrong, just like every other dipshitty offensive thing she's done. She'll probably die before she says sorry.
You're right tho, Madi is making it 10x worse.
She didn’t apologize to the fan she directly hurt when she ruined their handmade fan art they sent her, even when they commented about it to voice they felt hurt. She had Dre do it. And yet again she’s not actually saying sorry here, and is letting someone else defend her. Fuck no she isn’t going to for real apologize. She will paint herself as a victim
blaming all this backlash on haters that couldn’t use this as a teaching moment for her and just lashed out at her. Some fan will explain it nicely to her in a tweet, she will retweet that tweet along with bullshit like “see this is how you confront someone about their mistake.” Then move on- rinse, repeat.
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Dang Claire go off sis
I feel like deep down, she wants to call Kelly out for not apologizing, but doesn't want to ruin the friendship
Claire's always been leagues ahead of kelly in terms of maturity imo.
sage for no contribute but i wish she'd just ditch kelly.
So true, I actually had a little hope for her recently but she's already crashed and burned as far as I'm concerned. Whether it's laziness, apathy, mental illness, or all of the above she just can't create, nor recreate, content up to par with what drew people to her channel 2-3 years ago.
It's over for her. When Phi finally gets tf out of there ol' sensual can move in and maybe they can produce their own BDSM/fantasy/pastel-hot-garbage amateur porn
Fuckin cackling at "ol' sensual" kek
I am curious as to if Phi is going to move out/possibly already has moved out. I never see her at home anymore in her stories. It seems like she never wants to be home or around Kelly and has distanced herself quite a bit.
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imagine having to apologize for your whole country because your roommate e-thotted herself right into a nazi scandal.>>39603
fuck man the whole family has internet poisoning. how embarrassing
I can't wait for ol' sensual to move in with Kelly and they become one if those couples who want to showcase their happiness to the whole internet to see. Imagine the insta stories, the gross videos, the cringeworthy photos.. please god please pleaaaase
The whole Fellowship of the rainbow must be having a shitton of laughs watching Kelly crash and burn because of the new drama
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This is him, right? Pretty sure I found his Fetlife.
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Stephanie RTed this which I feel is kind of shading Kelly kek>>39628
I bet they're really happy they jumped off of that burning ship kek
said, somebody on PULL has the first 13 minutes but needs help uploading it somewhere. Nobody else has the video as of right now.
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I don't know why anyone would want to have the same username on Twitter as their Fetlife name unless they don't care about their shit getting found out. I'll cap the profile, it's pretty lol.
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Oh stfu Lina, we all know the only reason you'll defend your pastel queen until the end is because you want to bang/skinwalk her.
When is she going to realize that Kelly doesn't give a single fuck about her other than what Lina can buy and give to her for free? Stop validating shitty behaviour Lina. She just wants your money, she doesn't care about you otherwise, and will throw in some pity comments from time to time to keep you around.
I'm pretty sure that Lina is the stalker that Kelly mentioned early on once in her videos too, but doesn't want to call her out directly, because then that mean that her money train would be gone.
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oh my GOD. kelly really let this ugly little chinless wonder put his microdick inside her while he larped being a primal gentleman or whatever the fuck. i have no words.
The concerning thing about that is he is in several "relationships" according to his own fetlife page, so what is Kelly? Other than massively more attractive than I bet those other people are, I mean
Also note the Rebecca of playlist fame (see end of last thread) is one of the people he is in a relationship "pack" with
Add larping to that and he is 90% fictional. Obviously being a smol 4/10 man was not a riveting enough existence on it's own
Since we know you read the thread, scratchy, why don't you lose the fetlife page and cheesy usernames and go exclusive with Kelly? It just makes you look like even more of a loser than before to keep all this going
shit, he really is watching us like a hawk huh !! and he was frightened too (maybe bc he doesn't want Kelly to know he fucks other girls).
anyway fetlife anon, that was a golden find so thank you for the laughs, also we still have screen caps so that's good enough.
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He looks like that creepy baby from rugrats
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She lost another 99 followers yesterday, no doubt will be plenty today too. She will have to start paying for dummy accounts if she wants to keep her numbers up
OMFG this is the best thing to happen in all of the threads I follow for a long time. I'm shook as fuuuuck hahahah
Of fucking course this guy is into LARP, he needs that so he can, at least there, be the person he wishes he was. They complement each other perfectly, it's scary. I dare to say that Sekrill Ol Sensual is perharps more of a cow than Kelly herself. He sounds like a 16 year old "goth".
He is PERFECT for her and I truly hope the relationship only grows and that they become an internet couple soon. >>39657
You put in words what I couldn't: he is 90% fictional!!! He's taking the whole "don't dream it, be it" really seriously.
And now, the real question: what will be their powercouple name? Kekrill? Sekryola? Sensueden? Let's vote. I go for Kekrill.
(By the way, do we know what his real name is?)
I love you Sekrill, please never ever stop being yourself and marry kelly as soon as possible, she's your soulmate
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Even his Instagram was scrubbed of chuuni evidence. Someone's lurking
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These comments haha
Oh dear. The milk here today is too good. “Phi is their child”
Fabio seems like the type do white supremacy BDSM role plays.
Please, let them come together in a show, but pray they don’t procreate.(emoji)
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Ha ha, you're welcome. There was actually a lot more shit on profile, like his stats (5'5" – yes, he really listed his height and a LONG ASS list of kinks (besides the normal summary of tagged kinks that Fetlife lets you put). But it was SO much and like 3 AM.
I guess I feel sort of bad for him – he can't help how he looks or anything – but jesus, why would he get involved with Kelly? Some of the chicks in his photos weren't terrible looking, and they were younger than Kelly.
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I screenshotted a few of the negative comments on her video before it was deleted (a good few hours before it was taken down though). Apologies if this pic isn't good quality, I edited it on my phone.
>>39704>>some of these chicks are not bad looking amd younger than Kelly
Yeah, cause Sensual here deserves
a young and pretty thing. Are you looking at him? Kelly looks AMAZING compared to him.
I'll have to say, I never imagined Kelly would be involved with a guy this ugly and cringeworthy since she cares so much about what other people think of her. Even if she doesn't see him as cringeworthy, she isn't blind. Do you guys think they're official by now? Why isn't she parading him around? Specially now that she has been dropped by every one of her friends and is forced to show off old accquaintances to prove she still has people caring for her
Also, why do you talk like being younger makes a woman better than the other? Yikes, creepy
I don't know much about him other than he's a cringey edgelord and pretty fug, so I don't think he's necessarily a bad dude. Kelly, on the other hand, is awful, so, yeah, I wouldn't wish Kelly on anyone unless it was someone who was also going around Nazi camps loling, someone who demands returns at AP like a spoiled brat when it's against policy, and, well, you all know the rest.
I imagine she is with him because he has clout in LARP and/or he dotes on her.
>Also, why do you talk like being younger makes a woman better than the other? Yikes, creepy
Because Kelly probably hates that she's almost 30 and it makes her feel inferior? She's 'toxed to hell, filled up in her face like a balloon, and doing anything to prevent the natural course of aging. Chill, anon.
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More Claire subtweeting Kelly from last night
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His page is now wiped. Kek sensual pigface loves lurking here.
Kelly eden looks FAR from amazing, even next to sekril, they both look average/below average as fuck. I get that its easy to get distracted by the photoshoops but she is a short girl with fucked up proportions like balloon tits and child legs, a botched thigh gap, weird lips and fried hair thats some ashey/green blue atm that shes probably not going to get out unless she cuts it. that rash on her chest she has isnt very inviting either, maybe if you squint.
its most noticeable when you place her next to phi in videos, phi looks a lot better proportioned and taken care of then Kelly does, honestly I don't think Kelly "can do better" then sekril in fact i think they might be a perfect fit, two pretty average people that more importantly seem to have a personality to match. as creepy as it is to claim sekril should get a "younger" gf its also pretty weird others are so focused on Kelly getting "a hotter" bf
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Sekril looks like a mongoloid version of Ike.
I’m really hoping Claire calls Kelly out on Twitter, she’s her last friend next to the orange haired one whose name I can’t remember. Her last video, she threw shade at Envy and Stephanie has been out of the picture. Failship of the Rainbow has come to an end, and I want to see it crash and burn even more.
Remember back when this thread first started roasting him and wk posts about how ~buff~ he is popped up? 100% selfposts.>>39742
Physically she's absolutely out of his league, even if she's a shit person with botched lipo. It just speaks to how bad her personality is that she can't find a good looking guy willing to put up with her shit lol.
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Nibba looks like he came out of a hobbit graphic novel
Are Kelly and Dre really not friends? Dre seems to be the only one she will purposefully bring up and say positive things about, or at least she did in a couple videos iirc.
However I also wouldn't be surprised if that's Kelly making a sad attempt at desperately trying to "keep" friends
I actually don't think this video was bad at all, she just kept making unfunny jokes at the beginning like "oh there are nazi shoes up on that phone line" and "they drew arrows on the ground but didn't say they were pointing at, ahh fuckin' nazis"
this has been said before, but my issue is more that kelly has been an SJW in the past and dragged people for way less than this.
I also have an issue with the fact that her cousin was wearing a red arm band in the first half of the video, what the fuck.
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As Anon said, Kelly is a narcissist who only cares about herself. It doesn't matter how many people call her out on he vid, or how many subs leave. She won't give a proper apology because SHE doesn't see a problem with it.
He 'apology' note made it quite clear that she is unwilling/unable to grasp why people might be upset with the video.
She's not sorry she made it, just that it likely got reported and demonetized.
Toxic people like her sister just re-enforce the notion that Kellys opinion is all that matters and anyone who feels differently isn't welcome.
Fans that have likely supported her foe years, yet have the nerve to express a differing opinion automatically become 'haters' who are no longer welcome, and are told that they should just unfollow if they disagree with anything Kelly says. Anything they do say against Kelly gets deleted anyway.
Allowing her sister to snub people before deleting her posts like a little pussy is going to drive people away even faster.
Kelly is so utterly obsessed with her cosmetic appearance that she forgets to work on being a better person inside. It's self-evident as to why she has no friends. Any stragglers still affiliated with her should cut her out before they get dragged down too.
Also, If what Kelly said about being scared of and intimated by attractive people is true, then perhaps Sekril is perfect for her. Happy bondage Kelly.
No and I was thinking about it the other day that I don’t think she’s even ever done a simple giveaway either. I could be wrong because I can’t sit through her videos anymore but I was watching her since she started and can’t recall anything like that. She gets so much free PR it would be easy to do one and have not spent a dime on any prizes, but it all goes on depop at her inflated prices.
Also that liveleak link says the video was removed for violating TOS.
He is so fucking cringey, mate. Don't tell me he sounds like an amazing person from all that stuff he wrote. Also he defends kelly, so he agrees that she's right in her actions. Look, saying that this guy is ugly doesn't mean we're saying you are ugly too if you look like him in some way, don't get offended. >>39754
This 1000x. I feel people are defending this guy just BECAUSE he is ugly.
you do realise you're trying to be morally superior on LOLCOW of all places, right ? mocking cringy people is the whole point. do you think Kelly is discussed here bc she submitted her profile of her own free will ?
jason, as a grandiloquent deformed sex goblin with autistic fetishes, is more of a lolcow than Kelly, and he feeds into her cowishness as much as his being her boyfriend reveals things about Kelly to us, so he definitely deserves his place on this topic.
his milk is so golden that his antics even divert attention from Kelly's nazi video, which is usually something people love to be offended about. if that's not proof he deserves our attention, idk what is.
she says he treats her well now, I get the impression the smear campaigns against her exes only starts once they dump her crazy ass to make herself the victim
and them evil, she doesn't accept any blame when her relationships break down, that doesn't just apply to romantic relationships look at the fellowship
You are such a romantic aren't you? So we can't mock this MASSIVE lolcow because Kelly is trying to protect him and he truly wully likes her and treats her right. You do realize that any lolcow can have a significant other, friends and or family that care for them right?
You should try PULL, they are far more gentle and caring of cows feelings than we are here.
>>"Just because he likes kelly!" or "just because he is a perv/kinky!"
If you will try to use this rhetorics we could say about her "just because she has had bad plastic surgery!", "just because she's obnoxious!", ad infinitum.>>39814
I feel like the anons(or anon) who are defending Sekrill empathize with him because they see him as an ugly duckling, someone who is just "one of us", trying to be happy in a big mean world with his fetishes, his hobbies, his new found love…
That's not the point! Almost everyone is trying to be happy while not looking like a model and liking some particular sex practice. The point is that HE. IS. CRINGEY. IN. EVERY. THING. HE. DOES. That's requirement number 1 to be a lolcow: being so unbelievably cringey that they manage to gather a small community on the internet of people baffled at the things you do.
That's what going on here, do you understand it?
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why does he need his own thread? he associates with kelly, he approves of what she says and believes and is dating her. i think he belongs here tbh
he belongs here just like the fellowship (or what’s left of it)
all the milk we get from them always leads back to talking about kelly which is the whole point so…. what’s the problem??
that and a lot of times when people get into relationships they slowly start gaining each other’s traits and interests, so sir scratchpost and kelly should be talked about together in the same thread
Steph and other fellowshit members are briefly discussed here, when it's something associated with Kelly but they have other claims to fame. Jason's reason to be famous is Kekrill alone.
I'm getting tired of justifying why me and everyone except you is just discussing Kelly's cringey boyfriend. Everyone else think it's okay so shut the fuck up and stop trying to minimod the thread. Don't like the Sekril news, don't read it, honey. Who cares? we're having fun, it's not derailing the thread at all, everyone seems to be enjoying the small glimpses into Kelly's bf life. Whyy does it annoy you so much?
i feel like it miiiight be him trying to convince us he's not a lolcow / trying to have a separate thread in the hopes that since he's less known than Kelly, he will receive less negative attention.
sounds like this post on the previous thread Jason made about "why do you mock sekril and Kelly, aren't you ashamed that someday their children will see this", the moralfaggotry sounds really familiar. and also the fact he says Kelly tries to protect his privacy, etc, what do you guys think, am I paranoid ?
I want to know if he is still in a pack with Missalistair123 and RebeccaRuthless and why the hell is is mentoring MissAlistair123? Who wants to be mentored by him? WTF lol lol. >>39810
Also, bitch go to PULL please. He keeps liking her shit, posting on her comments, and has him in her IG stories and talks about it in her stupid videos, mentions they kiss …it is a no brainer. Go away, stop derailing. The Fail-o-ship of the Cringebow has a separate thread because there are too many of them and they do stupid shit, example Dre trying to dance goth by ocean (best shit ever)
Also, her freaking Crayola story (on Twin Mask) makes so much sense why they are together.
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Some of the smallest ones look legit. but those big ones certainly look like lipstick LMAO. He crossed the line between enjoying BDSM and being cringy af.
I dont get what he's trying to show off about with this eaither…Seems like the typical guy who will sext you really nasty stuff and then get extremely awkward and stiff at the moment of truth
Holy moly didn't know what caning was Oh MY gOD. The rest is Wet and Wild Walmart lipstick tho. giggles maniacally
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on sekril rumors section
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ON KELLY’S RUMORS SECTION LMAO
It’s definitely lipstick (you can see bits where it’s gone all bitty in his chest hair)
Then the smaller stuff looks like nail scratches, not caning
It’s too informal and the lines are too solid to be caning, plus primal tends to be “teeth and claws” rather than using implements
Saged for kink sperge
Bitches, this is not lipstick. It sure looks like it because the red trails are comprised of small dots just like lipstick when smeared on paper on a wall but 1- this is not how lipstick looks like on skin
2- the small dots are from superficial blood vessels bursting from scratches done with long nails. They're wide because the whole nail edge was used to make them, horizontally. I have had scratches that look like this (not from kink play)>>39882
He's trying to show that he is super mega kinky, kinkier than thou, the kinkiest. >>39906
Omg yes hahah and she definitely does, her LARP character backstory makes it really obvious.
They both have the most Mary Sue characters I have ever seen. Layola is the sexiest elf ever who is kidnapped into sex slavery but she is so sexy and so special that the king (or smth) prefers her to his wife. Jason is fulfilling all of his fantasies of being a bad boy stud, who, of course, is always up to his neck in pussy.
I'd pay to watch them interact on LARP and I'd pay double to watch their role play sex.
Not to mention he uses the same cringe username all over the internet. If typing username
into google is stalking, everyone on the internet is guilty
Sure thing Scratches.>>39780
It's been removed. Try another site?
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One of Kelly's only other remaining friends, Lindsay, conveniently going on a social media break one day after Kelly's piss-ass apology.
This has come up several times in these threads- Stephanie is Mexican.
Not that having Mexican and black friends means you're not racist.
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Everytime I see a photo of "Scratches" I've been wracking my brain trying to figure out who he reminds me of.
Pic related. He looks like a downy Vigo the Carpathian.
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I was thinking more this.
but honestly the kinky shit/bdsm crossed with this/kelly being sexually involved is a clusterfuck of cringe
also maybe it's because her "friends" hate her and she's trying to flex on them that she's alpha and doesn't care or some shit. I can see this being a weird, calculated move by her.
Omg me too! This but with someone else in the mix>>40061
I think she is pretty into being submissive. Just read her LARP character bio and shit, she really gets off on being humiliated and abused. She also used to listen to kidnapping ASMR to relax.
I don't think you got why we are laughing at Sekril. It's not because he is "sexually deviant". It's because he is cringey as fuck while trying to show off all his kinkiness, this bad boy image he has of himself, everything. The dude is the definition of a "wanna be".
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With the new boyfriend and all, I just got to wondering when the last time was that she mentioned how very bisexual she is?
Has she ever been with a woman? Has she ever had a girlfriend?
I don't doubt she's kissed a girl, likely to get a guy's attention, but… yeah. I'm still highly skeptical. I get that it's cool now to be 'queer' along with mentally ill etc., I've just never once understood why; although nowadays words mean whatever the individual decides they mean, anyways. Fuck the dictionary.
I've been reading through her thread on PULL, and the image posted got me to wondering; sorry. I know this has nothing to do with anything being discussed or what's actively going on with her of late. Except her having been flirty with Phi - especially after she decided she's a they.
How DARE YOU imply that she has to kiss women, date women or at least be attracted to women to be validated as a bisexual? Bisexual is whatever one say it is /s
Jokes aside: 1- the first person does have a point, which has nothing to do with Kelly's complete lack of one. 2- she didn't say where "someone just left a comment" so I'll tell you, it was on one of her threads on lolcow, pretty sure it was #7 or #8.
It's okay to be bisexual without actually consumating the act, you know who you are attracted to. But it happens with teenagers or older people who never had the courage to admit it and take a step in this direction. Kelly is a 29 year old alternative woman living alone in LA who is VERY vocal about being bisexual and whining all the time about being single. There is no way she hasn't dated or hooked up with a woman by now if she is really bisexual. Kelly just claims that to be special, I bet she just likes lesbian porn, but liking lesbian porn alone doesn't make you bisexual, it's really common for straight women to like it, there's even data out there about it>>40075
Because it was not Beans hahah, I still have yet to find it who is the other one he reminds me of>>40085
Yes, do give her ideas! I'd like to watch her as she desperately tries to pretend she's sorry while at the same time not admitting to have done anything wrong
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My favourite part about the 'Sensual Scratches' youtube channel is that he's subscribed to very few channels like Kelly, Phi, Twin Masks, etc… but also a creepy channel full of 'dating hacks' for beta men lol. It's full of videos about how to pull women, how to satisfy women, hacks to make them think you're an alpha male, how to get out of the 'friend zone' etc. hilarious
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shit I fucked up the image, sorryyyyyy
Casually leaving out the music choices and red arm band and lack of sympathy in her apology that wasn’t an apology either. Stack that up with her other problematic
insensitive actions. She already defends a pedophile, no fucking shit she’s getting dragged for this too.
Me neither! The cousin wearing a red armband is weird and stupid, but that wasn't even a concentration camp or anything of the like. They weren't even real nazis, but american nazi sympathizers who got absolutely nothing out of that camp.>>40395
BUT, I agree she deserves the backlash for being so damn stupid and insensitive. That pseudo apology without admitting any guilt is so narcissistic, classic Kelly.
I know she took dahvey's side but what exactly did she say? HOW can anyone defend a pedophile?
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Kelly is back and the first thing she posts is a poorly done self portrait. How vain could someone be? She’s past narcissistic at this point
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yah i agree. what the video told us was that Kelly is a dumb uncultured insensitive self-centred airhead, not that she's literally Hitler.
I couldn't comprehend all that outrage when the discovery of sekril's creepy antics, who are leagues funnier than the nazi vid, happened at the same time.
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i cant believe all her delusional fans have to say is “welcome back kelly!!!!! don’t let the haters get you down!!!!” it’s literally appalling how up her ass they really are. i’ve only seen 2 comments calling her out so far (i bet she deleted the others immediately) and all her fans are basically telling them “shame on you for saying our kelly-chan isnt off the hook!!1!1!1”
kelly doesn’t do anything for her fans but beg for money, i literally can’t wrap my head around why they wk her to these lengths???
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her first tweet in a week since the "apology" tweet
y i k e s
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Another self portrait. With the painting she did with her dad’s ashes… didn’t she say that she sold that one?
This is the world we live in.
On this day, Outrage incel culture has
given us a pillar of "what is even going on anymore".
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Girl should just have a full mental breakdown and be Shane’s next project. It would do wonders to increase her numbers.
that response, rofl>>40507
I mean, it's pretty disrespectful and tasteless. She didn't even apologize properly. it wasn't just one person finding it off, it was a lot of her followers. She lost subs for it.
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that's a funny way of saying that you were laying low to let the steam blow over
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Kellys gaming pc that 'doesn't work' ???
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Came across this old pic of Kelly, she looked so much better without the disproportionate breast implants. She has a nice body shape when she's not super overweight and those implants. Also, her nose looks super different from now, I'm aure she had a nosejob
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Samefag to add one more pic. You can't tell me this is the same nose she has nowadays. The worst part is that I think she looked better before
Again one of these pics where she looks just like Jeffree Star>>40638
she looks so much better with natural tiddys!!
Honestly though how much of this was photoshop too?
I definitely agree she looked better before. I think most women gain a certain amount of weight once they hit a certain age and her fake tits didn't help her out much with that. Fake tits were a bad move.
god she looks so much better without implants
But man was previous anon right. She’s got some huge areolas
From that pic where she has a see through thing on, her areolas look big, but not huge. In this pic >>40638
the white bar is not taking a lot of space so they seemed to be way smaller. I think they got stretched because of the implants, which is weird, since nowadays most implants are inserted through a hole made cutting of the areola, which is then reattached. When they reattach it, they always reshape it so it looks proportional. Weird that not only it didn't get smaller, but bigger.(Ew)
Is that sensual scratches, cus he ain't fooling anyone about him working out with those arms>>40623
I was thinking the opposite. The white bar is thick enough that it really exaggerates how big her areolas are. I'm really puzzled as to why she didn't have them reduced with her boob job
I don't think her having large areolas is a big deal, and I say this as someone with the culturally accepted perfect size and appearance nips
But yeah, implants are a bad idea if you have a slim waist and thicker arms and legs (which I also have) since then there is no slim part to highlight, it removes shape rather than add it. She got the implants to copy stefanie at the time.
She should look into illnesses resulting from implants, I've read a lot about it and it would tally with the timeline of her health problems.
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It’s easy to look at her old pics and think she looked better then, but when you look at her unedited next to other people it’s obvious how photoshopped her pics are even back then and that she never looked like that either
Of course, she's going to just ignore it all until it blows over, it's the Kelly brand.
Might wanna learn how to pronounce your sponsor's name before you hit that record button next time, Kel.
I agree with you, the faces are always something out of the uncanny valley.>>40787
She calls herself short and petite kek. You're short but not petite, Kelly.
Funny how she's doing hauls now but was trying to get people to donate to her new oven/saving up for Japan? Her followers are so dumb.
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Who is she painting here? Kota?
She’s 30, right? That’s disgusting.
Also, not a correct usage of the word kitsch. She really didn’t pick anything up in art school, did she? I’d argue that she’s kitsch incarnate with her wardrobe full of pop culture - hardly high art at all. But of course that’s Kelly, she’d like to think she’s much more considered and creative than she really is.
the whole "oh, why is my perfume on here I wasn't wearing this with that perfume…? oh right, I was hugging the boy I like" thing really makes me think that she's having Sensual "Sekril" Scratches use the Sephiroth cologne, which, LMAO.
sage for pure speculation, but I can totally see Kelly doing that.
Honestly, seeing her in her haul video just makes me pity her. 30 years old, botched lips, fake tits, ratty pastel hair under a receding wig, tons of makeup, falling-out with her closest friends, not progressing in life, dating a creep, and gushing about children’s clothing right after yet another fiasco… It’s sad. Everything bad about her goes back to poor judgement and an off-putting personality, and what’s even more sad is that she’s quick to blame it on something or someone else, whether her depression or “call-out culture”. I’ve been watching her for years hoping she’d turn around, but she’s really hit a new low.
Those are her cousins, she said so in another story that day>>40833
She likes the boy she likes so much that she never posted a pic of them together or anything AT ALL about him, we had to dig all the Kekril by ourselves because they are not showing off this relationship. Is it sad that I'm pretty sure they both are embarrassed of each other?
Amd, OF COURSE she's making him wear the sepiroth cologne kek>>40833
Yes! It's so sad it makes me actual pity her and wish she just walked out of the internet and tried to sort her life out, get real treatment fornher depression, therapy, realised that all this spending on childish things will not fill her void, will not keep her young, will not make people think she's special.
Who is this video for exactly?
Not everyone can afford liposuction and that's the only reason Kelly can fit into the kids section clothes
"I'm small and petite" no kelly, you had all the fat sucked out of you.
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I would love for someone to send her this shirt. Or, failing that, this
should be the next thread pic.
Does she not see herself for what she actually looks like? I mean, she's not fat. But with the lipo she's gotten in various places, the parts of her that haven't had the fat sucked out of them look disproportionately huge.
And you just know that's gonna feed the cycle of her getting more and more unnecessary lipo, and she's just gonna keep getting closer to resembling a plastic surgery monster.
On the one hand, I feel bad for her, but on the other… her refusal to get actual, proper help so she can just keep on fueling her issues with a ready-made scapegoat pretty much negates feeling bad for laughing at her.
Grow the fuck up, Kelly.
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If the pink had taken it would’ve been a thing of beauty… Kelly would’ve been so salty. (saged)
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this shit reminds me of 2012 tumblr when every bitch bought kids clothes to show how TEENY AND WAIFLIKE they are. it's fucked up tbh.
she's like a fucked up crossover of Sh0e and Kiki kannibal, this video was so cringe with the sped-up dancing. it would be cringe for anyone other than a 16-year-old to behave like she does.
and every time she says "lookit" it makes me hate her even more.
That would have been great. I am sad we missed out on kelly’s reaction but the grey does look really
great in that instastory, like she can pass as a person again and not just a fake blowup doll.
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We can assume this is about kelly
Seconding this for the next thread photo>>40902
Honestly I just imagine the rest of her body matching her arms and I think that'd look better than the Frankenstein body she has going on right now. Seriously all she'd have to do is get off her lazy ass for half an hour a day and work out a little. She'd be able to maintain her body then. I don't buy her "genetics" crap. She's just lazy.>>40927
Fuck I wish the pink would have taken too. I think she'd look great with it. She looks so much better without her blow-up doll expressions/makeup too. She looks pretty here tbh.>>40937
As much of a cow that Steph can be sometimes, I like her the best out of all of the fellowship. She has the most personality and I'm glad that she let go of Kelly. Kelly would always use her and try to obnoxiously outshine Steph in everything. Now if only Steph would give up the empty sex doll look, she'd be more likable.
Now I'm wondering if Kelly is doing those paintings of the FotR as apologies or something like that. Because >>40504
looks like Steph, >>40803
looks like Kota or Envy, and the most recent one on her Insta looks like Phi. I tried looking around for the reference photos she used and I couldn't find them. Maybe it's from unreleased photoshoots that they did?
It looks black with the very ends of the hair in grey?>>40937
This is so much self righteous bullshit >>40964
You are a fucking genius! That's
what's she's doing, portraits as a way to apologize to the fellowshit! I can't wait
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Holy shit, did anybody catch this in this previous thread? I was trying to see what happened to this thread when it was temporarily locked earlier today, and I saw this, topkek>>>/snow/784551
Sounds like Kelly, Madi, or SensualScratches SNAPPED
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saged for off topic but it's interesting that phi is following the same twitter user that blasted kelly over that nazi video
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They're from photoshoots for Kelly's antler crowns. These are different ones but she's used Stephanie and kota to model for her before http://steamfaerie.blogspot.com/2015/02/blog-post.html?m=1
This person literally just repeated the same thing over and over like 40 times, I'm not even joking.
It's "You don't know kelly yet you decide to spend your time focusing on hating her, being mean and bullies and it says a lot more about you than it says about Kelly" written in slightest different ways. I fucking swear, just read it.
I don't know what this person expected by leaving this comment but one thing is for sure, it really does exemplify the intelectual level amd emotional maturity of Kelly's fans.
Don't you love it when the WKs say that because we gossip about people on the forums we are obviously
all unhappy, ugly haters who are obssessed with Kelly and have nothing else to do than to talk about her? Topkek
Bitch, it makes zero sense. It takes like 5 min max to read the new comments and leave one yourself! Also, what's up with this idea that of someone criticizes others' appearance they MUST be ugly and jealous? What forbids beautiful people from talking shit on others' looks?
I'm pretty sure that Phi hates Kelly. If not obviously, then secretly. I really wouldn't be surprised if at this point she has already moved out or is looking to move out. It seems like to me Phi was excited at first to move in with Kelly because she was a fan and also wanted growth for her social media, then quickly realized that all of Kelly's shit isn't worth it. She hasn't posted anything even remotely closely related to Kelly in a long time. The last thing I remember her posting that gave me a chuckle was a question that she answered. They asked her for her pet peeves and she said a dirty home is a pet peeve and that she cleans her room and bathroom every day. Knowing how disgustingly filthy Kelly is, I would not be surprised if it was subtle shade.>>40987
Ahh you're right. I saw those but was looking for the exact photos.
Far from Wk kelly but the way those bitches use her to get a boost on their social media growth is outrageous. Kelly sure is a real piece of work but no one deserves to be blatantly used and discarded this way. They can put themselves on pedestals, like Phi posting on twitter that "it is difficult to realize you're the toxic
one in the relationship but to forgive bla bla bla growth bla bla learn bla bla", all they want, like if they care for Kelly's mental health but they don't
They're all a bunch of catty cunts who think of themselves way higher than they are. Kelly included.
That's the first time I post this, for real.>>41016
I can't picture it either, I need a couple pic as soon as possible!>>41022
Do you think she'll make the easter video even with like 2 or people along her?
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1. What are your headphones even plugged into?
2. Your controller isn’t on