File: 1589317766517.png (598.88 KB, 731x700, oof.png)
The New Queen of Milk, Mariah Mallad aka Momokun Cosplay, has a lot of calves surrounding her, thirsty for those sad, saggy, Patreon bux-laden teats of hers.
Previous thread: >>386826
To prevent further derailing of her many threads, here is a spot to examine all the folks who hang onto her, either by choice or by force. Don't feel sorry for this herd unless it is obvious that Mooriah is browbeating them to keep them in her circle; they generally know what a piece of shit she is even when they claim otherwise, now more than ever after the last year of bucket after bucket of whole, unpasteurized milk from Moomoo. Look forward to this thread's OP becoming completely irrelevant in about, oh, three or four months.
>Please keep non-Moo-related discussion of Onision and Jessica Nigri to his threads over in /pt/, and the uggo costhot threads in /snow/ respectively. MomoAkuma/MomoCastro is a special kind of trash that has her own thread at >>640796 but shit she does for/with Moo can still go here.
People Going Down With L.O.L Mootanic:
-Collette/Vamplette: Mariah's chief bitch, Vamp can be counted on to help Mariah with her shitty costumes and take all the abuse Mariah throws at her. Is known only for being Moo's attack dog on social media, having an unfortunate nose, and her even less-fortunate twerking videos. She is supposedly quitting cosplay forever and ever this Fall, we'll see what comes of that. https://twitter.com/vamplettes
-Matt/Megamarines (and Veronica/Veronicalunalu): A roided up fuccboi who, with his girlfriend Veronica, has been slumming around Moo for clout and party money. Matt is a tripfag from the /cgl/ days of yore and is most likely shitting up this thread (or whining at his girlfriend to do it for him) at this very moment in time. He was a big player during Moo's stint at pretending to go to the gym daily, and Veronica will drag herself to Moo's group shoots when called for. https://twitter.com/Megamarines https://twitter.com/veronicalunalu
-Kevin/Weebking (and Nicolette/Nicoletters/Yirico): Another tripfag and his even more tripfag-y ex-girlfriend, Kevin has been white knighting hard for Moo since Nicolette broke up with him. They both previously mocked Moo until they decided they would be better served leaching from her; Kevin was even an absolute fucking genius and posted screenshots of him shitting on Moo over twitter with his icon showing on lolcow. Nicolette was a very staunch white knight for Moo as well over the past few months before suddenly disappearing, laying low during the recent molestation scandal. https://twitter.com/theweebking https://twitter.com/nicoletters
-Marvin/SquareNoodles (and MisoTokki): A photographer who is the only one that Moo has left to shoot (and shoop) her, he used to openly hate her until his naive babythot girlfriend and Moo's money opened his heart to magic or whatever animu crap Moo is spouting this week. Now he's a compliant little bitch for Mooriah, going to bat for her during the groping scandal amongst the other fuck ups she has caused lately. https://twitter.com/squarenoodles https://twitter.com/TokkiMiso
-Holly/HollyTWolf: Another porn-making costhot, Holly has subbed in as Moo's cosmom ever since Nigri started properly snubbing our cow. At first, she seemed to be outright annoyed by Moo, but time (and money) has changed her tune. Already more-or-less washed up in every way, it isn't hard to see why she's hitched her wagon to Moo, looking to catch some relevance and neckbeards off her new buddy. https://twitter.com/hollytwolf
Keep in mind nearly every single calf and senpai listed in the last thread has since turned on Moo, keep your eyes peeled to see how many bridges Mooriah burns down this year!
NOW INTRODUCING UMBRANWITCH/MADDIE: Her new lapdog who has taken over for Vamplette since her and Moo's falling out. She will do anything Moo says and barks, literally. She's a clown obsessed, socially inept weeb who constantly lets it slip about what Moo says or does in reality and bts and shows us lovely caps of the massive fat cow. She's moved in with Moo and they've become BeSt FriEnDs. She creates Moo's wigs now which look stiff, overly large which makes them comical sans the already fucked up hairlines on everything. Claims that people steal her tricks to wigs when she didnt invent anything new.
File: 1589317811266.jpg (42.49 KB, 234x480, vamp.jpg)
This is why Moo hates the design.
File: 1589325498016.jpg (267.74 KB, 605x748, IjCriRX.jpg)
Could also be because Vamp bought fake tits. the cosplay kind and not needing moo bucks to get cucks with a operation. Her Tsunade is also better which I'm sure stings dear Moo hard
File: 1589341411496.jpg (173.02 KB, 800x1200, EXsOEnNU0AAjO2h.jpg)
Without a doubt Moo is slowly trying to ease her way into Vamp's life for multiple reasons, and that includes the fact she's with a cosbro who's her type.
File: 1589488036153.jpg (396.13 KB, 787x836, eZ6svqw.jpg)
Vamp put out pics with the set. I think she's lost weight since leaving Moo's side too.
Vamps isn't some amazing cosplayer/thot but it's jarring how her and Moo worked/live/started together yet Vamps can actually pose her body and face
Meanwhile Moo looks the way she does in her shoots
File: 1589648956090.png (383.16 KB, 658x423, stay mad moo jealous fatty.png)
Moo is almost the only person who can't fit into this outfit. I can't wait until she buys it and looks like the massive sausage we know she is.
File: 1591811342107.jpg (1.29 MB, 1080x2220, Oh.jpg)
Anteras is moving out finally. Probably got sick of Moo after all her blm fake woke posts
yeah, Kevin got a gf and moved w/ her to FL but came back DURING A PANDEMIC to visit Moo and let Moo shower him with shit, like a trip to the wolf sanctuary (all while her poor widdle bby kwitty was so sick uwu)>>99685
Cat moved out months ago with vague post to her Twitter, its in the previous calf thread. Honestly, probably move in with her parents and just now is getting back on her feet w/ new place, bit that's pure speculation.
File: 1592011579846.jpg (729.55 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200611-160556_Twi…)
Tinfoil maybe but… Umbran may have moved out of Mariah's house (or is possibly just visiting home)
A cosplayer I follow on Twitter who lives in Ilinois mentions Umbran coming over to style a wig. I think Umbran also lived in the midwest before moving in with Moo
File: 1592721630901.jpeg (27.09 KB, 220x275, EEDF2B5A-D894-4025-8CB0-594B37…)
Matt still a calf?
Because oooof what is this?
File: 1592798709421.jpeg (429.47 KB, 1104x2048, A3F23E94-2F0A-4A8A-A225-E8A45D…)
He’s definitely not ugly.
Body is cut if you like that kind of thing but that is a face only a mother could love
Sorry Matt, but you look like someone's 50-year-old uncle>>101889
Yeah most old cgl people remember him being just as insufferable as he is now
Have you met Matt?
I don’t understand this weird hate
File: 1592876854687.jpeg (38.44 KB, 480x360, 517DD81C-97A7-482C-8597-123CC3…)
>>101952>Caring about sage>Kek unironically
I got bad news for you kiddo
File: 1592880670603.jpg (33.2 KB, 542x554, 1523130088287.jpg)
>>101995>not understanding the importance of saging your autistic non-contributing posts.
filthy scrote go back to plebbit.
>>101997>Yall real dumb if you think people selfpost here.
You must be new. People get caught by farmhands for selfposting all the time.>>101920>>101994>>101995
Pathetic. Imagine dropping lewds hoping femanons would hype them only to get dragged for being a complete uggo. kek
File: 1592930867178.jpeg (533.77 KB, 1125x1374, 5C07933F-220D-46E5-8C63-ED110A…)
Matt has a long-standing reputation for self posting on /cgl/ and making fun of himself for attention, saying things like >thing guy looks like a douchecanoe rate his abs
while spamming the same bad photo for months. He was called out for it a lot but kept doing it for sympathy attention, guess he still doesn’t know how to change file names before posting.
not that anon but how does that remotely sound bitter? they literally stated things as they happened.
sounds pretty cow-ish to be defensive over something so basic tbh
get the fuck off this thread if you dont like it, you are able to hide threads on this site, do it? This isn't 4chan where you can anon defend some """random""" dude you """dont know""". Go read the rules.
This uggo scrote seems like thread material.
Wasn’t it proved he cheated on TL but not the others? I remember no one having proof and it was all rumors.
Wait wasn’t this all over 4-5 years ago? This cunt is no longer relevant.
Moo's speculated cockboy:
Goes by Mylow____ on most social medias (instagram, Onlyfans, Twitter). Has a Only Fans account and seems to deliver on actual penetration. Is a choreographer, has actually performed as a background dancer in videos with Trisha Paytas, Madonna, etc. so of course Moo loves him. Will post more as needed. https://twitter.com/itsmylow
(not active, old)https://twitter.com/Mylow_____https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa6qjbG_vFmFcyevR9gPS4Qhttps://onlyfans.com/mylow_____https://www.tiktok.com/@mylow_____
File: 1598592654473.png (1.03 MB, 1795x1486, D8EB40A1-2CC0-4417-83A1-5CB704…)
A highlight from the thread anon posted on main. Kevin’s ex, Nicolette, confirming he is pretty much just as lazy as Moo.
File: 1603567661907.png (233.99 KB, 421x705, Screen Shot 2020-10-24 at 3.24…)
Then please, for the love of God, stay the fuck away from Moo.
File: 1603775666183.jpg (614.55 KB, 469x891, dV57rRu.jpg)
In the post after this she said she's finally getting a nose job. >>117463
Too late they're exes
this is an imageboard, anon.
post caps or leave. this is annoying.
File: 1604360514150.jpg (454.86 KB, 464x894, z6dFMxR.jpg)
File: 1604444552274.jpg (303.28 KB, 469x896, NLPrAQx.jpg)
Surprised Moo hasn't said anything but Vamps came out of surgery. Posts incoming.
File: 1604444681870.jpg (297.83 KB, 467x891, XCcMz5l.jpg)
For those who don't know she complained about her vertigo earlier this year
File: 1604444845009.jpg (344.8 KB, 468x896, prVt5BH.jpg)
Posted for the sake of legitimacy
File: 1604445352908.jpg (1.06 MB, 1037x736, 52dLLv9.jpg)
Before and after spliced together
Tiktok is https://www.tiktok.com/@dreugenekim
Doctor's IG https://www.instagram.com/dreugenekim/
Moo, Umbran and some other affiliates have commented under his post (IG) about Vamp's nosejob, so Moo knows.
eh, good for her. looks like a sterotypical shape from the side, im curious to see it from the front because that really shows if you cheap out. he doesnt have many noses on his instagram and his boobjobs look hit or miss. wonder what moo is going to get out surgically to make herself feel better the same way she got those clear retainers when vamp did
repost forgot to sage sry
This… doesn't look good at all. First of all it's got a weird shape, no consistency between bridge and tip, like it was made by a total amateur. The tip is shaped weirdly and hangs low, the columella also hangs lower than it should and the inside of the nostrils looks far too exposed, which is a deformity. It will inevitably droop even lower as it heals. This looks like the type of amateurish nosejob that will require a revision within 2 years. This doctor is terrible.
/end of nosejob sperg
true, kek'd at the thought of vamp really thinking her only setback was her nose……
no amount of surgery can fix the tragically homely.
Keep calling everyone retarded that doesn't change the fact you're acting bitter as shit across several threads you sperg.
Her nose looked busted before and after.
It seems like Vamps has wanted this for a long time, so I think she'll be happy with the results even if they're not amazing.>>119170
Honestly this bothers me way more than anything to do with Vamps. This surgeon is using a platform with a notoriously large teenage population to advertise plastic surgery. That's tacky and slimy as hell.
File: 1604976486676.jpg (614 KB, 464x892, kcfhTjx.jpg)
First splint off tomorrow she says. Also, for those not knowing, that is a rubber band for her invisilign not spit
File: 1605426808034.jpg (483 KB, 720x1520, Screenshot_20201115-015303_Ins…)
New nose. This is probably the first time I've ever seen a front facing selfie