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New thread since the old one hit the reply limit (7 months ago) and some strange things are happening. I have been digging around online for a summary:
Around July/August 2019 Yumi uploads a video where Splenda pushes/shoves her and she looks scared. Then she uploads "we are fine" video since people obviously reacted to that.Then
she moves back to Seattle to be with her mom for 2 months, and goes offline.
People are now suspecting she is getting divorced based on her sad, lone video and photo posts she has been making since she returned mid-October 2019, but she has said nothing.
Yumi was not happy with how Splenda acted on the trip to China in 2019, and said she will "go alone next time" and has not worn the wedding ring since. Background
: Yumi is a Chinese Youtube vlogger who rose to fame via her Lolita DIY videos, but has dipped in popularity recently as she quit sewing and mainly uploads hauls. She is a mega-weeb but now segued to being obsessed with Hanfu and Chinese history.
Married(?) to a creepy dude in his forties who talks to her like she is a child, criticizes her weight and generally treats her like a mail-order bride (they actually met on a dating site.)
She now mostly posts sponsored videos of cheap clothes hauls she got online, but also has a second Food/Eating channel.
She has a Patreon which includes a "secret" Youtube Channel where she talks about wanting to get pregnant, her relationship, etc. She posted some minor drama there about tracking down ex boyfriends and the fact she was still looking for another partner after already meeting Splenda.
Her wedding ceremony was done on her lawn, and the videos were posted several months after the fact as if they had just happened. Splenda is so-called since he's a massive cheapskate and Yumi has to practically beg him to buy her anything, as seen on her shopping vlogs.
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She's not especially bright as evidenced by her even liking Splenda who is a moron, but her extra stupid persona is a learned behavior. She developed it to appeal to Splenda, his yellow fever and other infantilizing fetishes which have come up before, like when it was shown he had her eating out of a bowl for a cat or dog. One of her very old videos showed her speaking more clearly and with less of an accent as well.
It doesn't help that Splenda also treats her like she's an absolute idiot even when she's saying something reasonable, like when she points out that prescription lenses for nearsightedness appear to reduce the size of everything you're looking at (which is true) and Splenda becomes irritated and talks down to her about it like she's a child without even bothering to try confirming what she said.
kek I've missed Yumi milk so much. >>70548
this doesn't even look like that big of a shove though.
anon thanks for reminding me to check her IG https://www.instagram.com/p/B1RWlgnAdpx/
this video is fucking horrifying why did she post it! sound on, thank me later.
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Tbh I think short hair suits her. I hope that she’ll cut her hair that length now that she’s trying to push a “sexy” image. Her taste in clothes is still trash and makes her look like a cheap hooker though.
I would have to say, the length of her hair and a longer dress like this goes miles in helping her face shape.
I always thought her head looked like a perfect circle which was off putting to me.
Sage for no contribution.
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Not milk but Yumi is looking particularly cute lately.
This doesn't look like Splenda's house in the background, is that her mom's house?(necro)
her face still looks busted but i honestly can't hate the outfit.
does anyone have any new milk on her?
How long do you think it will take for Splenda to abandon and stop paying child support for this kid too, considering his track record.
I already feel bad for this kid and it's not even born yet
I thought they were separated and going to get a divorce? did they get a kid to fix the marriage?>>86168
same, she and Venus Angelic were my first cows and they're still my favorite.
Before this kid is even here yet I’m dreading the awful fetish click bait
“MY CUTE HAFU WHITE BABY”
“I want my baby to look white!”
“I want my baby in cute doll clothes with blue eyes”
It’s like fucking your dad and birthing a sister or brother
Call my post faggotry, but I'm going to be optimistic. I have known a few girls that were not great people, they had a kid and did a 180. I can see the doubt, especially since part of her delusion is centered around this fake version of motherhood.
Kind of off topic, but remember her pre marriage videos, when she lived at home… wasn't her house affluent? I seem to remember tacky nouveau riche decor. Anywho, if her family is loaded first grandchild will net them a fair amount of cash.
If she has a boy I feel like she will be annoyed but will still try and push girly stuff on the kid. Then get angry in 20 years time if he's gay and doesn't provide kids for her. I can just picture the whole shit.
God help their kid is a girl but she will end up looking very Asian. Big white nose and asian eyes. Jesus. Hapas are a hit or miss.
But I feel bad for their kid. I just do. It's born out of fetishism and it's so fucking wrong. So many white weebs are fucking asians and asians are fucking whites out of their own fetish and their kids in the future are going to be the creation of this.
Ugh, their baby will be autistic and look old before their time because of Splenda's old, degraded sperm quality. Nevermind the fact that being raised by two psychos in an unbalanced power dynamic relationship won't do much good for their emotional and social well-being.
Well Yumi, enjoy your new life as an exotic broodmare. Hope the temporary dressup games you can play with a human child are worth it.
Eurasian Tiger 2.0 Incoming
anon, splenda being ugly or not isn't an issue when yuhan is pretty ugly/inbred looking. i also disagree that yuhan is smart at all. i am not really sure what gives you that impression. splenda is borderline physically abusive
and clearly mentally abusive
and yet she went back. plus she gave up working after she graduated to marry him and mother children.
>>86252>their baby will be autistic and look old before their time because of Splenda's old, degraded sperm quality
Anon where in the world are you reading this shit. kek. It could make a higher risk of miscarriages, but in what world does "old sperm" make a baby "look old before their time".>>86262
I don't hate Yumi, her relationship with Splenda is really creepy, but she always seemed poorly educated and easy to take advantage of. Splenda just seems like a creep with a teen fetish. Hope they don't have a daughter.
Agreed, Yumi is totally narcissistic and not to mention sheltered and dependent emotionally, physically and financially on Splenda. She can barely take care of herself, and we saw this in old videos that demonstrated she was a spoiled only child that doesn't know how to cook, clean or drive independently.>>86252
I really wouldn't be surprised if the kid ends up autistic like Xiaxue/Wendy's son. (idk if Wendy officially confirmed it, but he's shown signs early on like a train obsession, hand flapping and delayed speech)
Coincidentally, Yumi and Xiaxue and both narcissistic, insecure Chinese women with a fear of weight gain, botched nose jobs and white husbands.
It's going to be milky because I can see this pregnancy project Yumi's insecurities like her body image and possibly seeing her nose on her ~half white~ baby. I mention this because Wendy's son inherited her nose lol
NTA and the accelerated aging thing is probably just exaggeration but the father being old does increase risk of autism and a huge number of potential birth defects and medical risks like premature birth, low birth weight, stillbirth, defects in the development of the skull and heart, seizures, cancer, and other serious issues. I am desperately hoping their child turns out normal and healthy because with Splenda's age they are taking a risk. Combined with how abusive
and imbalanced their situation is in general the thought of them having and raising a child is actually frightening.
He always speaks down to her like the angry father of a stupid child, even when she is acting completely normal or even trying to explain a valid
point to him that he's failing to understand out of sheer egotism and the belief that he's superior to her. He acts almost as if he completely hates her, like he only wanted the concept of an Asian loli/doll girl and simmers with anger when she speaks or does anything outside of his fetish.
i always wonder about these posts. no anon yuhan is not smart and her returning to her terrible husband and getting pregnant does not
prove she is. at all. period. yuhan is a doing idiot with mediocre talent that graduated an alright school and gave up her career to be a mail order bride equivalent to a whiny old trump wannabe.
Her real name is Yuhan though. As someone who speaks Mandarin, I'd rather not call her "Corn". I also don't think she's that smart. Maybe book smart, but she has absolutely no common sense, that's part of what made her a good cow, her lack of common sense.>>86715>writes a good essay about fetishizing Asian women>marries Splenda
GJ Yuhan, gj…
I feel bad for her. No doubt he's probably neglecting her or lashing out at her. If he's abandoned his other kids, he'll loose interest in this one too.
She's married the wrong man. It's a shame just doesn't leave him and raise the kid herself. But at the same time, this sounds really awful. It would be a blessing if she lost it. And left him.
Start fresh, she's so young and I know she is weird. But she can do better. Better than the prick she's with now.
Still, she should start joining baby communities and getting out there I guess. Make new friends. Be with her family who do actually care for her.
It's actually so sad to watch. And this is coming from someone who doesn't like her much.
It’s really hard for me to feel remorse towards her tbh. As dire as her situation is right now, she willingly chose to bear the child of a man who has neglected and abandoned his kids from past marriages with other Asian women. Not to mention his condescending, plain nasty attitude towards her all these years. If she knew all that and actually thought Splenda would change into a good father, she is truly beyond stupid.
Though I do hope she turns out to be a nurturing mother for her child, rather than treating them like her own personal dress-up doll or (I doubt it but who knows) even becoming a Margo. Motherhood is really tough and Yumi deserves all the support she can get right now, even more so since Splenda clearly shows no interest in providing any.
Yumi's much more intelligent than she lets on, but her pursuit of an older white man to take care of her and give her a Caucasian-looking baby has come back to bite her. She settled for a disrespectful middle-aged divorcee with previous children because he'd put up with her goo-goo baby doll fairytale act so long as it meant he'd get to fuck a legal loli.
Most hafu babies look Asian as hell and Splenda's features aren't exactly attractive. I doubt this baby will be the angelic blue-eyed white cherub Yuhan's wanting. I can only pray that she won't get overtaken with post-partum depression or psychosis and resent her little red-faced, black-haired, very Chinese looking child.
I hope Yumi realizes that having a baby will isolate her from what few friends she does have. She should be trying to make connections with other expecting mothers now. Young childless women don't often want to spend time with mothers while their kids are around, especially if they don't like kids. Especially ones who dumb themselves down and act like overgrown little girls playing sexy dress up in knock off burando and Amazon dresses.
how can you claim she's more intelligent than she lets on when she's gotten herself willingly
into this situation. i feel bad for her, but you need to stop wking her. she may be book smart but she has no common sense, her mom was also clearly a horrible influence on this. her entire internet career has highlighted her lack of common sense, hell, being with splenda at all
is proof. people with common sense don't go to college and then immediately give up a career to marry.
Well that isn't so ba->0:07 HI EFRYWHAN!
We all know she’ll be disappointed over how asian the baby will look.
She didn’t go for a light haired white man. She went for a dark haired man. The only non Asian thing her child will have is mostly more height, a longer nose. That’s it.
God help if it’s a girl. It’ll definitely feel her warth if that’s the case.
She really needs to stop using what ever filters she uses, all it does it make her cheeks look bloated and her chin look smaller than it already is. Botched PS tinfoil aside she actually looks very cute with minimal to no make up and her bangs pushed to the side flatters her face making her look like a normal person.
Too bad she married a yellow fevered pedophile that probably makes her style her hair that way.
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That’s not entirely true. Becky is a half Japanese celebrity and she has very light green eyes. I doubt Yumi’s kid will look anything near this though
My cousin is half Chinese and had bright, green eyes. (Dad is 100% Chinese)
My brother’s friend and his sister are half Japanese and have blonde hair and blue eyes. I didn’t think they looked Asian until I met their dad who is 1000% Japanese.
I know lots of half kids with full Asian parents who have these features. It’s not impossible. Though it is more common to have darker or brown features.
She looks really cute with no/minimal makeup and glasses! Her kaweewee makeup and clothes feel so forced and are so unflattering on her. >>89524
One of my coworkers at my old job is 1/2 Chinese with light brown hair and green eyes, and I know a pair of twins who are actually 1/2 Japanese, 1/2 Irish and both have flaming red hair, green eyes, and pale skin with freckles. Genetics are weird.
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Hapatime for example
She looks more Asian but you can tell she's mixed with white. But the darker eyes and hair with the tan, the better. I think places like Japan and Korea don't realise the more tan or any appreciation for their own features, that they look better naturally than making themselves snow white, trying to have lighter hair or eyes. Sometimes the less white looking the better. >>89528
Becky is pretty but she's praised for having a lighter eye colour and a white nose by their media. I just think she looks like a white woman with downs tbh.
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Youtuber, Jasmine Lipska. She's got a Chinese mother and a Polish father. Honestly, she's the prettiest one, the most Asian looking one. The other two just look like a bad experiment gone wrong. I don' t get why Asians want whiter looking kids when they end up looking tragic.
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And Hikari is just gorgeous.
But Yumi is just going to have to deal with it. Her kid isn't gonna look like Hook Finn Jr any time soon
Thanks for all the unsaged derailing.
You sound as bad as Splenda with all your Asian fetishizing.
Somebody time ago said that Splenda might be autistic.
I'm scared for the child, since not only he has unfortunate genes but he's even old.>>88634
>>89631>look like a bad experiment gone wrong
Yikes anon, you sound like the eugenistic fags from pol.
People from different ethnicities have children together all the time, they are not breeding them like dogs to make cuter beings wtf.
I don't. She brought this upon herself starting from when she threw away her degree so that she could play petite fob Asian housewaifu. She married a man who makes her eat inhumanly small portions of frozen food from a cat dish and wear a collar, and she went along with it. Any normal woman would've broken it off the second Splenda even tried to degrade them, but Yumi stayed because she wanted to become a housewife with a hafu baby so badly.
As for higher quality stuff, that's not her style. She values quantity over quality because she thinks it makes her look rich and fancy. She even has knockoffs from high quality brands like a knockoff Kate Spade purse.
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Here's a Yumi selfie with very bendy mirror frame and one of her fingers. I'm not even sure what she did to the picture to get it this warped, what did she shrink/make bigger?
They deserve each other. Yumi is so off-putting that no normal guy in Seattle will look at her twice, so she settled for a middle-aged divorced man in bumfuck Georgia that abandoned his other children. She CHOSE to get pregnant with him despite knowing that. Yumi is already claiming she's so tired and in pain due to the pregnancy. I honestly don't know if she's exaggerating, if it's her anachan diet or her lack of exercise/ sedentary lifestyle/ laziness… >>90806
Wow she is actually wearing age-appropriate makeup and fashion. She still looks cheap but it's an improvement kek. That outfit in the background looks like it's for a toddler, not a mother-to-be.
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Yumi has started selling her cosplay dressup clothes on Poshmark, this might bode well for her child not growing up in a Asian-fetish household as people feared upthread.
She says she'll sell up to 90% of her cosplay clothing over the next three months. You can see some of this stuff is schoolgirl outfits or things you otherwise wouldn't wear outside.
DDlgers shouldn't have kids. Period. Shit's going to hit the fan hard and fast for the mom because she no longer gets to play the role of the "baby princess" anymore. Also the main dynamic behind WMAF can be DDlg because whitey doesn't want to admit he's a closet pedophile. Yumi was already getting treated poorly before, splenda is not going to get better. The kid will undoubtedly have daddy issues.
Shit can only end badly either way. If the baby is a girl there's a chance that splenda will attempt to molest her. If the baby is a boy, as already pointed out, he's going to be a self-hating Elliot Rodgers hapa baby.
Also yeah, possible birth defects from splenda's age and Corn's eating disorders either way. What a trainwreck.>>92477>>92478>>92479
She hasn't deleted the videos with her wearing them yet, her kid will grow up and eventually find out that his/her mom was a nasty fuck and be mentally affected by it.
Kind of depressing to see her throw her hobby away for putting another bitter hapa child on the planet.
Hello newfriend. People have always pointed out that Splenda is cheap and stingy, hence his namesake. None of us here thinks it's a good idea to marry a middle-aged divorcee, let him have control over our lives to Yumi's extent, and then get pregnant in exchange for an average suburbia living.>she could have worked
As if that's ever a realistic choice for any of the cows who end up here. If she were capable, she would have been already. Idc if some anons think she's secretly "smart" when every choice she makes indicates the opposite. Yes, it's very entertaining when someone who makes the horrible decision to get knocked up by a race fetishist cheapskate has got to beg him for basic necessities. It doesn't take a tradthot to see that.
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What the hell is this outfit?
I don't know. He might become one of those troubled r/hapa guys who had shitty parents.
Hope they divorce and yumi moves back in with her parents.
>>99027>At least Yumi won't have the opportunity to treat her kid like a living doll
Ikr, it was concerning when she kept saying she wanted a girl specifically to dress up and twin with. She had already expressed the want for a Weenoos-Margo type relationship long before she even got pregnant.
I feel bad for the child. Yumi and Splenda can barely take care of themselves and are both emotionally/mentally stunted. There's no way they can raise a child properly.>>98971
Yumi's mom is equally as vain and shallow as Yumi. Yumi's mom gave Yumi her old "sexy" (i.e. cheap hooker) clothes, which Yumi showed off in one of her lookbooks, and Yumi mentioned in one of her old makeup videos that her mom wanted her to get plastic surgery to look cuter.
Splenda is an obvious pedo along with his yellow fever too, it's a lot better for him to not have a half Asian daughter in the house. I would genuinely fear for that girl's safety over time. Their household is still going to be insanely toxic
for a son, too, though, sadly. Such a weird and messed up situation for a kid to grow up in.
looool it's going to be one of those incels who post on asian masculinity or hapas or something
it has to be, splenda is a typical old white creep and yumi a streotype of a submissive asian sex kitten waifu.
the childhood of poor little splendaling is a sitcom i would totally watch
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Yumi announced she had her baby Splenda today. No photos outside of Patreon.
Those clothes makes her look like she is pregnant with a balloon instead of a human baby
I'm really curious about how the baby looks, considering it's parents
Of course it's fetish shit. She made a video to let us all know she's been a good girl who hasn't gained a pound more than what she needed throughout pregnancy so Splenda can keep up his asian schoolgirl roleplay. Then to top it off she needs to signal how her asian puss is still smol and intact >>115873
and then state how she did it all without an epidural >>115817
. In case no one knows, it's a huge boast among natural birther women (who tend to be huge pickmes) so that they can regard themselves as superior to women who gave birth with pain relief or with c-section. They see it as some kind of accomplishment. She even says it was "exciting and crazy" as if it wasn't agonizing, difficult, and scary at times. She's a huge liar.
oh my god
this goes beyond any "showing off belly" outfits I've seen short of trailer trash cut-offs paired with a bra. Hell, she might as well be wearing this. I had been avoiding her content during this pregnancy and had no idea this was what she was producing
this is the video that set me off too and posting this >>115929
Theres one thing to be happy and excited about your first baby, we all know how much she's wanted this and is her life goal. But this is horrifying to watch, the dancing and moments are so weird, it's pandering to another level. I could ignore her DDLG shit but not when theres an actual child involved. This is gross.
Breast feeding content next?
It's sort of strange how old she looks when she's doing the little dances
Maybe dressing 'younger' while pregnant is making her aged features pop?
I can already imagine how this went down>I made a pregnancy plan and I don't want an epidural uwu>starts absolutely screaming during labor>demands an epidural>nurses start calling for an epidural to be placed but the doctor is nowhere to be found>by the time the doc comes it's too late and she's pushing>continues to wail to the point everyone in the fucking unit can hear them>sounds like she's birthing the spawn of Satan as she's delivering>all because she's to proud to have some pain relief during the most painful part of any woman's life
But honestly I'm not surprised she's bought into this bullshit.
I never implied that she was either, but it's in relation to what >>115957
said, and the fact that most of these women want ~perfect~ birth plans when in fact delivery is messy and ad hoc. I think it's unrealistic to wholly write epidurals out and to treat them like evil objects that get in the way of delivery, or that a painful delivery is somehow more pure.
But why would Chipmunk Cheeks bother to mention it if it wasn't important to her at all? No one cares if women don't opt for epidurals, except for women who want other women to know they didn't opt for one. It's a giant humblebrag. From the videos of her telling pregnant women how to eat, to exercises on how to prevent perenial tears. There's more videos lecturing on how to be pregnant than videos just describing her experience. She wanted whoever is watching her to know that she's the most thoughtful first time pregnant woman ever and she's got this whole thing in the bag. It's obnoxious.
Basically this >>116311
. Splenda has her on a tight leash and if she centered her life around a religion instead of uguuu asian fashion, you'd all notice she has all the peculiar mannerisms of a trad pickme. They're a fucking creepy ass couple.
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she DID get an epidural and lied about it later to seem cooler.>>116315
Pretty sure epidurals are common/becoming increasingly common anywhere that has even vaguely decent healthcare, China included. It's probably still uncommon in more rural areas, but hospitals in large cities like Shanghai, Beijing, and Nanjing (where corn is from) should have it available as an option.
Just because you find her annoying, it’s not impossible to believe she could manage natural birth without tv show dramatics. Although the image you paint is still pretty funny. >>116315
I think it might be an Asian thing. Statistics say the rate for epidural in China is less than 10%. However, China also has the highest Cesarean section rate in the world. Japan, in comparison, the epidural rate is even lower at only 5.2%. Sometimes epidural is talked about as something only wealthy women and celebrities do. I think it’s less about Yumi thinking she is better than other moms and more about Asian cultural expectations.
exactly, plus, I'm pretty sure that in one of her pregnancy videos, she said she expected to get one. I may be mistaken, I just don't remember her being opposed to it.
Her video about vaginal tearing is incredibly funny. I recommend drinking every time she mispronounces vagina.
she looks happy, honestly good for her
TLDW>had spotting/blood>splenda rushed her to hospital >dilated to 10cm very quick>nursed told her to "hold it in"??>epidural doctor didnt show up at all, so was forced to do natural>2nd degree tearing
Thank you for the summary anon. Really ridiculous that they told her to " hold it in " because the doctor wasn't there.
Despite everything, I really hope her baby grows up to be healthy and happy, I couldn't imagine being @ the hospital in the midst of pandemic to give birth.
Wow, this sounds horrible. I can't sit through her voice right now, but really. I feel for her if she wanted relief and couldn't have it. I don't know how it is to give birth but this experience sounds like enough reason to complain, right? Women can't just "hold in" a baby.
And then after all that, to have the serial fetishist / semen spreader Scott there. God. I hope she at least had a cute orderly or something.
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she didn't give much context to the "hold it in" comment but it sounded like the nurses wanted to wait for the epidural doctor before allowing her to push.
She mentioned she felt the need to push but was stopped because there was no doctor around, only nurses. Which honestly sounds like the worst experience.
I’m split between thinking it’s a weird to post a video like this, but I also think it’s a bit cool that she let her viewers take part in the birth of the child she’s always dreamed about having.
I wonder if she is disappointed that she got a boy and not a girl to dress up?
Women won't generally feel a need to push unless they are fully dialated and the baby is ready to come out. When a doctor coaches a woman to push its called 'purple pushing'.
Women who have epidurals often need to be told when to push and they often don't get the need to push even when they are ready to which is why doctors have to help them.