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Lori Cerda, known as Lori Lewd or Usagi Kou, is a 36-year-old photoshop addicted costhot and anime fictionkin (otakukin for the oldfags) from New York state. With 20+ years of lunacy behind her, farmers have been working together diligently to stitch together the madness into a coherent timeline. Lots of interactions and receipts have been lost to time, either deleted or made private, keep that in mind as we continue.
Lori got her start as a rabid Sailor Moon cosplayer in the early aughts which launched her into infamy and Moonie drama that lasted for over 10 years alone. In Summary; a well-liked, cute and young cosplayer that wowed people as Sailor Moon had one of the hardest and fastest falls from grace. It’s a story rife with lies, theft, squatting, cheating, jealousy, cult-like behavior and lots of violence. To put it lightly, it blew apart the entire Sailor Moon livejournal community in the US. The juxtaposition of Usagi and Lori piqued the interest of many people. Some might call her one of the OG cosplay lolcows. After becoming a joke to the majority of the US cosplay community Lori dropped her Usagi shtick, married a few times and stayed mostly quiet.
2017 changed all that when Lori met Kevin “Skye” Hanft. Once the two cosplayers met and fell in love, Lori quickly reverted to her past behaviors and became Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx. Her current phase she has described herself as “14 yr old boy” and “spicy loli gremlin elf bb succubus” She cosplays Marin Kitagawa now as she's the flavor of the week waifu. Of course she is "the IRL Marin" in her eyes just like she was IRL Saber and Zero Two. Recognizing her status as a complete has-been, Lori prefers to focus on what she calls "spicy" content (shitty nudes) and "lewd modeling". She only does half-assed couple cosplay with Kevin at conventions, if that. Kevin feeds Lori’s delusions and is a whole cow on his own. He serves as her meal ticket and guard dog. At the first sign of any inconvenience or drama, Lori will blow the whistle and sick her dog. If you lurk long enough you will spot a wild Kevin masquerading as anon. Do not interact. He is retarded and he will spend his time trying to track you down. He has a documented history of digitally stalking commenters, accusing them of being anons or Momokun/Vamplette and threatening suicide/murder. He will escalate even faster if he is currently in the doghouse and blocked by Lori. It's how she manipulates him to do her old Kou's job. It works like a charm every time because at this point Kevin is a broken shell of a man.
Over the last three years, Lori has amassed over 130k followers (through purchasing bots) and currently is partnered with miccostumes (@miccosgirls) and several dropship scam stores. She is often reposted and hyped up by Dolls Kill, YRU and their sister companies. Her past partners include Bisou Lovely, Rave Wonderland, Ardani Studios and Lewd Complex. Her current “dream” is to become a NEET e-girl, the kind that can bankroll a D-list celebrity lifestyle with the work ethic of Shayna Clifford. When Lori isn’t crashing the Meitu servers overseas or begging online, she can be found at her local fried food joint gorging herself with whatever she can to distract from her internal void and ticking biological clock. She is now too poor to even go to an arcade or water park, alas she steeps her nasty ass in her apartments pool which she passes off as her own private sanctuary. It's only ever empty because she dresses like an actual prostitute in public and films herself doing weird things.
Previous Thread (#15: >>>/w/203591
Vintage Milk:>Textbook ugly-duckling-turned-mega-bitch after high school>Claimed ‘super abusive’ parents were the absolute most evilest pplz evar and she had to constantly be living on someone's couch to flee the violence>Known pathological liar, her entire cosplay career was a farce built upon other seamstresses work and props>Abused partners emotionally and physically, breaking peoples belongings when she throws temper tantrums, threatening rape allegations and suicide>Mooched off friends and family (living rent free and destroying peoples homes with her trash, indoor smoking, making them buy her things, forcing them to sleep on floors and go without bedding, etc.)>Manipulated teenagers, mentally ill/handicapped cosplayers and any others she deemed “beneath” her into false friendships>Had a rap for being a nymphomaniac, or at very least hypersexual, often pressuring people into sleeping with her when she wanted it. Many times it was in public, at cons or restaurants and other extremely inappropriate spaces.>Held vendettas against better cosplayers, sex workers and artists.>Used her many livejournals to harass and slander other cosplayers like Zan for existing in the community and cosplaying>Her ex-husband raped a developmentally challenged friend of Lori’s and when she found out she pressured the victim, “C”, into suicide. “C” then attempted by taking pills and drinking alcohol. Luckily, “C” survived. She never apologized or tried to right this situation.>Went through husbands like pantyhose and typically only married for housing and money.>Has only ever worked as a cringe cam whore and retail worker (unkown sex shop in WA then Forever 21 in UT)
Condensed Milk from the 10’s:>Self-identifies as a Loli, shares Lolicon on Twitter and follows pedophiles back on IG and Twit>Racist anachan with high-school mean girl tendencies>Painful failtroll with a history of trying to troll /cgl/ and /w/>Forced bf Kevin to self harm to prove his loyalty when she found out he had a female friend she didn’t know well>She cheated on him anyways and used his car to go do it>Both her and Kevin lurk their own thread and Momokun’s>They break up and make up constantly, almost every other day>Kins Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx, truly believes she is her and that the studio copied her to create her likeness>”vampire blood” “anime features” and ”good genes” something something>Will relentlessly tear down other cosplayers who do any cosplay better than her>”Suffers” from an Eating Disorder and body checks in every post>Queen of fucked up Meitu baby face shoops>Edits herself skinnier all over despite wearing XS-S clothing>Panders to pedophiles and degenerates without shame despite having many underage followers>Spends her life fetishizing East Asian culture heavily, specifically Japan, somehow still butchers Romaji>E-begs for money and subs EVERY SINGLE DAY>Abandoned her old terminally ill cat so she could have ferrets. The cat died alone without care>Claimed her ferrets were seriously ill and couldn’t go to a vet, got money and then ended up buying new DollsKill and a new weed vape cart>Kevin lost $300 randomly and vaguely blamed it on Momokun’s friends when it was really just Lori>Kevin has a running delusion that fellow cows Mariah (Momokun) and Vamplette are the OPs of every farm thread and are solely responsible for the surfacing of her past>Lori undoubtedly sowed this seed to use as a deflection, she continually brings it up and talks to Kevin about it publicly even when it’s not related to anything at the moment
Last Milk Delivery: >Scott comes by to drop some bombs and clear up bits of past tales which prompts Kevin to go back to Vangelina's video and shit up the comments in defense of Lori >>>/w/203665>Lori, according to Kev, is treated like a Zoo animal because no one respects her brand and she gets so much hate :( >>>/w/203673>The 'I AM LORI'S FIANCE THIS IS DEFAMATION' shit starts again >>>/w/203707>Somehow the Dave Chappelle scandal has to do with Lori and how she's treated because… of course it does, this is Lori we're talking about >>>/w/203795>Lori admits she actually wants a physical confrontation with haters so Kevin can punch them, apparently. Don't think that q-tip can swing. >>>/w/203896>Lori posts her lewds in the comments of a Darling Dress Up post and gets brutally fucking DRAGGED for being the hag she is >>>/w/204127>Lori is seething about MooMoo's new photo studio and the fact she isn't cancelled for "harassing" a StRuGgLiNg HiSpAnIc WoMaN >>>/w/204277>Again, wishing that Mariah will confront them so that Kevin can physically assault her. Cute! >>>/w/204279>Kev seethes because he didn't get famous overnight >>>/w/204282>Lori and Kevin take to Reddit to spam Lori's granny lewds on all the wrong subreddits, resulting in them being embarrassed by redditors of all things >>>/w/204905>Lori tries to play the uwu lewd troll girl role but just looks more desperate than ever >>>/w/204957>Kevin's "career" is being Lori's "assistant". KEK >>>/w/204974>New Cerda family recipe dropped, this time it's dookie water! >>>/w/205019>Kevin is NOT triggered by Reddit saying they don't care about abuela's asshole >>>/w/205116>KEVIN IS NOT 5'9" >>>/w/205242>Kevin is going to be a star, damn it…. >>>/w/205554>Lori proves she's since dropped her toxic high school mean girl mentality >>>/w/206355>Lori fucks up a dropship Gantz cosplay somehow? >>>/w/207351>More Kev Kope for Lori's bday to drum up business among his young skater friends >>>/w/208006>Kev unironically said ACAB, I think he got kicked from the skate park for it being past curfew! >>>/w/208155>This just in; if you don't bankroll Lori and suck Kev's chode constantly, you don't have the right to reminisce or share photos of memories with him in them. >>>/w/208174>Kevin also hates the fact girls can just do anything and magically be more popular than any man >>>/w/208501>There's just no space for men in sports and cosplay anymore you know >>>/w/208542>The since-deleted obligatory Lori birthday cope >>>/w/208627>While Kevin has been skating, Lori has been busy shaving off her entire jaw and chin! >>>/w/212458>Apparently Lori trusts subscribers over her own fiance >>>/w/213202>This triggers Kevin to start spamming Lori in subreddits to try and make up for whatever wrong she decided he's done >>>/w/213331>Lori is really committed to acting like a retarded child thinking that it lends to her ~`whimsical perfect loli fae`~ vibes (KEK) >>>/w/213689>Every single person in Kevin's life aside from Lori has ruined Kevin's life, apparently. >>>/w/213797>Queue the wiping of all photos and positive posts of Lori cause Kev is BLOCKED!>More stable behavior: Kevin got a free iced coffee and cried in public over it >>>/w/213847>Kevvy fishes for compliments and proposes the idea of him streaming #sperg >>>/w/214181>Like clockwork, Lori projects onto everyone to cope with her failures and low self esteem >>>/w/215348>Lori pleads for us and others to stop trolling her, she's cute and we just have to deal with it uwu >>>/w/215637>She can't decide if she's been asexual or hypersexual, guess it depends on how much money Kev forks over at the beginning of the month! >>>/w/215782>Block game still going strong >>>/w/215965>In an attempt to capitalize on FanimeCon sharing LoL cosplayers (and to avoid Lori stabbing him with her Kiss brand talons,) Kevin shares his years old LoL cosplays and skirts around the REAL reasons he fell off >>>/w/216194
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YouTube videos:>VangelinaSkov's videoshttps://youtu.be/-NEe9fNpJckhttps://youtu.be/QA3KkpGqNQo>Buffering Cat's breakdownhttps://youtu.be/UQnAt7LE5qg>Lori's racismhttps://youtu.be/YZxL8nEYRqs
Links:>Linktree: https://linktr.ee/Klaxosaur>Monster Girl Vibes page: https://www.facebook.com/iota02/>FB: https://www.facebook.com/LoriLewd>IG: https://www.instagram.com/iota_zerotwo/>Kevin’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adollaskye/>Kevin’s FB : https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hanft.5>Kevin’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Krook3dKev>Kevin’s cosplay FB: https://www.facebook.com/adollaskye>Twitter: https://twitter.com/iota_zerotwo>DA: https://www.deviantart.com/kou-usagi>Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/usagikou>OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/monstergirl>Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/LoriLewd>Amazon Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1K5H3M8IH92VA/?ref_=lol_ov_le
Archived Milk:>pockybox investigationshttps://web.archive.org/web/20070208232936/http:/www.sm.mypockybox.com/drama.php>wank about the rape incident https://web.archive.org/web/20130311093424/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/685335.html?thread=63139863>usagi’s wank page http://web.archive.org/web/20110908004206/http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Usagi_Kou>tgtn attesting to Lori's cancerous naturehttps://tgtncomic.tumblr.com/post/57192523712/long-rant-on-usagi-kou>Djranma’s site https://web.archive.org/web/20070807233745fw_/http://www.djranmas.net/html/lori_cerda/main.htm>Lori's psycho response to Scott's confessionhttp://web.archive.org/web/20070211111059/http:/djranmas.net/media/LoriSide.mp3>cringe engagement video posted by Kevinhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BzwvIZGD9My/>cringe ED articlehttps://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Usagi_Kou>the sailor moon moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXxSqm6eVR0&feature=youtu.be
Misc.:>Lori’s KF threadhttps://kiwifarms.net/threads/lori-cerda-usagi-kou-zero-two-lori-lewd-lori-lune.82745/>Forbidden Spicy Imgur folder for the lulzhttps://imgur.com/a/GPobLfz
What farmers sarcastically call Kevin, stands for Bishounen or “pretty boy”.>Spicy / Forbidden Spice
This is what Lori calls OnlyFans because she believes her saying the words “OnlyFans” ruin her reach, it’s totally not because it’s her.>Looni
One of Lori’s many nicknames based on her short-lived “Lori Lune” phase.>Sempai / Baka / Onichan
Lori can’t speak or sound out Japanese for the life of her so this is what she spits out, it is always inaccurate and unironic.>BB / Loli / Gremlin
These are terms Lori uses to infantilize and objectify herself. She has an obsession with being a loli, she is an unapologetic autopedophile.>MooMoo
This is Lori’s dog whistle for farmers. (ex. “Hi MooMoo~” “I’m a cute MooMoo”) It recognizes her status as a cow and she thinks it’s a reclamation that gives the term less power over her. (Spoiler: it doesn’t do anything but make it worse)>MooMooKunt
Lori’s pet name for her girl crush Momokun>Merp/Derp/Beep/Boop
Lori mentally has regressed to a 12 year old, resulting in her using meme lingo from decades ago. She still thinks it is not only relevant but cute and charming.>Haters
Anyone, seriously anyone, who has anything critical to say about Lori in any respect. Comments about Lori that are not worshipping her will be blocked or the users will be harassed for days on end by Kevin and Lori.>”HIM BEAUTIFUL”
Lori’s eloquent defense of Kevin’s looks.>Homie homie macaroni/potato
Psychobabble that dribbles from the witches gaping maw >Beep Beep Lettuce
Kevin's distress call>Legussy
Nickname for Lori's weird Lego hand labia
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Some Lori charm: “Give me a living wage for existing. Also, I can’t possibly work for anything. I can’t even try”. Sure Lori, all wagies are miserable, and it’s better to just sponge off the dregs of society who only care about the illusion that they have access to your vag. If only all of us miserable careear-havers were as smart as you!
If Lori was beautiful, she wouldn't need to beg for venmo cash on the internet with fake pics. It seems like these posts are directed to Kevin because he's the only person who inflates her ego and pays for things.>>216596
She needs 350 to buy an LV bracelet for herself and say she #madeit
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These absolute Hobbit tier street slappers. I thought anons were always exaggerating or being nitpicking retards with her feet but holy shit they really are the size of her calves, if not longer. She probably thinks the stripper heels make them look smaller and her skinnier but really they probably make her look like she has Bratz feet. I guess it's a blessing she has 9.5/10 W US shoe size and not a 5 or under, then she would be flashing her flat ass in literal children's shoes and lingerie to accentuate how uwu kid sized and sexy she is.
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I guarantee that nobody has called Kevin this, lol.
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>shamelessly admits she just "restarts" her life after being booted for being a parasite
Looks like running doesn't do anything huh
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In her older pics her feet don’t look exactly dainty, but they also don’t look freakish. Is she using the same slimming/stretch tool kev is in his mirror selfies, and it’s really affecting her feet more than anything? Jesus, I just don’t get how that’s an actual proportion. It’s horrific.
some phone cameras stretch the edges insanely, one of mine could easily do this to my feet and I'm uk 4, 5'7.
The older phone doesnt do it to that extent but add in her posing and it'd look bad too.
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Why did she post this one?
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Lori that's literally you, you shit talk Mariah and others all the time kek
what did we say that was true and pissed her off? kek
feet size or it being her fault Kev has no space?
The juxtaposition to these posts are so laughable that it’s almost sad. “Pay me because I’m pretty” (to do nothing) how is that attitude working out for you guys? You’re obviously broke. Lori has never worked a full time job in her lifetime she doesn’t comprehend what working 30/40 hours a week is like. And even if they had money, it wouldn’t be for food. They don’t even have a bed or an actual couch. Let alone any house hold supplies that most households have commonly. They live like rats in garbage.
Does anyone have any idea how much they made of that ferret grift? Is the go fund me cashed out yet? They are both so disgusting.
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This bitch is allergic to being sexy. Every time she tries she ends up flopping around on the floor, bouncing like a fish out of water saying some garbled nonsense in her fake uwu voice pitched up. Vom. Who in their right mind would want to have sex with that when there's other women who act normal and actually are seductive because, I don't know, they don't seize, whinny or screech like they think they're real life anime girls? Does she think she's doing the 2.5D moe waifu thing? Cause coomers who like that just jerk off to vtuber porn and 3D hentai renders. She's such a fumbling retard. Haphazardly half-assing her way through everything then crying wolf and conspiracy theories when she doesn't get the world on a silver platter in return.
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>>216949>thighs jiggle more than her butt>'kehwah-ii oohseghi!!1!'
Girl, get off the ground and get a real job. You are never going to live this shit down.
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Has anyone ever mentioned to her how erratic she seems? Or does she just delete the comments ?
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Tough times at the Lewd/Hanft household. Kevin needs money by tomorrow and if you don't support him and buy his old shoes and Guapi pants then you are a terrible person.
This is some real middle school delusion right here. “The other girls don’t like me because I’m toooo popular and pretty, not because I’m responsible for my own shitty behavior at all. Jealous haturzzz”. She really has not matured a minute past a typical preteen.
I don’t think /most/ people here hate her. She’s just a clown to look in on every so often.
Look at all that able-bodied flailing. What happened to Lori's "broken spine" that prevented her from getting a real job over the past 2 decades? Has Lori The Liar finally dropped that old bullshit claim from her excuse repertoire?
So much extra delusional whining, entitled begging, and false bravado from Lori and Kevin over the past few days. I wonder if it has anything to do with rent being due at the first of the month…
He's the best thing to happen to his thread, his and Loony's cope posts are something but he gives away so much more than she does. Posts like >>216963
show how pathetic and desperate they are.
Holding out hope for another eviction arc, can't wait for Loony to be latergramming this apt just like the previous.
You know what I think is funny is that Lori is so shoe obsessed but has zero shoes on her Amazon wishlist because I tinfoil that she is embarrassed by the huge size.
She has all sorts of plastic stripper costumes on her wishlist in a size xs that she can't fit into anymore, a simp bought her a hat once, I believe one of them bought her the pink gaming chair (because she had 3 on her wishlist but they all got removed after she got one) so it isn't outside the possibility that some poor sap might buy her shoes but I think she is ashamed of not having dainty little feet so she hasn't added any shoes to her Amazon wishlist.
Yeah you're probably right. I was actually thinking that when posting. It probably was Kevin lol. Those things are like $300.
I just checked her OF page and it's sad as fuck. The last several posts only have between 1-3 likes. You have to go back to April to find a post with 7 likes. May has a couple posts with 5. Back when she started she could get maybe a dozen or so.
I feel like the only thing sadder than being a failed OnlyFans thot is continuing to be a failed OF thot for years by putting out the same crap content that no one wants. It feels similar to those women who get stuck in MLMs and fake how they are thriving when they are severely in debt.
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>YoU hAvE tO pAy To TaLk To Me~
totally not begging for money KEK
Something must have happened, she and Kevvy are begging nonstop.>>217380
Facebook is where people's grandparents go. Anyone can tell she's an old catfish grandma on Tiktok, she'd never get reach there.
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Nonnies, I think she's broken.
dude wtf…>STOP TROLLING ME
lori's been asking this a lot lately.
That's what I was going to say. Nobody trolls her! Sometimes people ask her why she does that cheek puff face but she stopped doing that as much now that the weight gain filled out her face.
In fact, she barely gets comments at all anymore. She's lucky to break 30 on any new posts. I wonder if this "people r trolling meh!1" stuff is her fishing for people to ask her what's wrong, etc.
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Not only did he block/delete/drive away all of his cosplay friends (didn't he say he deleted 800 fb friends at one point?) but he expected a huge influx of new followers after only spending a week or two on YouTube doing the skate thing. Kevin and Lori really are two sides of the same coin. They expect people to worship them just for existing.
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You have to actually make/wear cosplay to be considered one, he hasn’t made anything new (and complete) in many years. And he constantly shits on the cosplay community because they don’t kiss his ass. I thought he was a “cosplay martyr”? He can’t produce cosplay or attend a convention because he’s too paranoid/threatens people.
People don’t like you because you’re both shit stains on society. It doesn’t matter if you made the worlds most perfect cosplay, nobody would care. He just cries and throws tantrums constantly.
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I am praying to the dark gods of milk that Kevin drags Lori out to a con. It’ll never happen, since deep down she knows what she really looks like, but man, it would be fun.
I can't believe this retard thinks he's a content creator or influencer because he's around Loony, who also thinks she is. Both of them out here looking like mouldy bread while acting like assholes to everyone. They're delusional, that's why nobody cares.>>217563
This should be the on next thread OP pic. For people who claim to be cosplayers they've never gone outside or to a con recently because they know they look like shit.
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Lori has cranked the “like a phoenix, I shall RISE from the ashes” coping up to 12 lately.
They must really be destitute. All the people I know that post cringy shit like this on FB are on drugs, lol. Yup, next week you’ll cut back on your vice and really pull it together!
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Sage for no contribution but is anyone else watching Angelyne on Peacock? The overdone pink makeup, the polyester clothing, the platinum bangs to hide any forehead wrinkles, the obsession with “restarting” your life. Angelyne is eerily like a more successful Lori, and can afford the cosmetic surgery to boot.
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She's tattling on her actual body shape lol
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The only look you have down is lot lizard single mom realness
I finally saw them out and about, yesterday! It is so fun to spot cows. I didn't get a good look at them and I didn't go out of my way to try to, bc I'm not crazy. I would not have noticed them if it were not for Kevin's iconic yellow paisley pants. I literally thought, "there's only one person who would wear those," and I look up and it was them! Kev's roots are pretty bad and his hair is pretty long. Lori wears those giant sunglasses that obscure her whole face, so who knows. She did look wide from where I was, but I wouldn't say fat. But in my view she'd have to start pushing like… 140 to be actually fat. I spotted them exactly at the only place I ever thought I would see them, too.
I will say I am disappointed she wasn't sporting a look or those giant fugly heels of hers. It was the pride parade yesterday here so anyone who enjoys serving looks, was. Don't you even like playing dress-up, Loonie? That's like your only thing! Kevin, good job. It's crazy but you met the assignment with your loud pants.
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Kek thats hilarious anon! That spencer employee a few threads back also said she was wearing giant sunglasses it was probably these. Im not surprised she wasnt wearing her cheap dollskill outfits she probably cant fit into any of them despite probably habitualy ordering them in xs. And we all know she cant walk in her stripper heels. Was she wearing one of kevins cut up sweats?
Hilarious that she's wearing sunglasses indoors. She has to, considering in >>217860
she paints brown shit over all of her skin and reflection, even over her manhands bc she's busted.>>217980
It's like a 100yo turtle's mouth.
Lori was at a pride event? Is that what you’re saying?
I know she used to date a member of the Kou Klan that was female, but I assumed that was because of her hypersexuality and thinking it would get male attention.
I guess she went because she’s now “asexual” and Kevin is a he/they or whatever. They probably think they’re some “queer” couple like all of the other crazy straights.
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I think I found a pic from Utah anon's sighting, kek.
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Worst edits ever.
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Thin old lady lips are cracking me up, she's trying to hide her face so bad but you can still see her true features through everything
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if you're going to warp, maybe don't pose in front of a couch with a bunch of lines?
it's still so funny that she doesn't poof face anymore because her face got so fat. She just purses her lips now kek
Looks like it to me? Either tobacco or CBD maybe, in those unbleached rolling papers?
Also, what’s the pattern on her socks? It’s so stretched I can’t tell. Wearing thigh highs to the apartment pool, Jesus.
Perhaps it is one last photo shoot at the apartment pool before Lori is inevitably kicked out? Kek
Why she’s going “all out”
She truly became Moo without the money for surgery. Her legs look like bowling pins with the edits.>>218266
Could be why she rushed to warp the image and isn't noticing how all the lines are disappearing into her fupa >>218225>>218268
Kek! Aren't they the same age?
Chilean, if I remember correctly.
These are among her worst edits ever. Still can’t decide what shape she wants her face to be.
Kek, that face looks like a sticker. Seriously worst editing ever.>>218316
Yup, dads Chilean and moms irish or some shit
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Yup. I remember her posting something about eating caramels on the beaches of Chile when she was a kid too, I think? Family vacations?
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Lori girl if you’re gonna shoop it to hell and back at least watch the walls girl. Damn.
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Have green eyes not blue and can confirm I've taken pictures in the sun like that where my eyes look fucking creepy
Sure it shows the color more I guess but it doesn't look very good imo? I'm pretty sure blue eyes do it the most, Zooey Deschanel has eyes like that sometimes, but it doesn't look as weird on her as in Lori's pic since there's too much overall brightening going on
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Nice warped mirror! So totally unedited. Nobody gives a flying fuck about elf girl summer except maybe the random Arab 12 year olds commenting "mmmm sexy favorite ,very nice body Love You princess". Was it worth it?
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You can tell these are old because she didn't shoop her face into a white dinner plate with hot pink granny lips.
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It’s giving Asperger’s
right looking at these photos I only see her ugly hooves>>218613>>218615
I thought these poses were identical until I noticed her left leg is more forward in one photo than the other. Lori can't afford to make any other poses besides arching her back and sucking in, lest everyone see how fat she is.
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It's not his. She's had this raggedy Amazon hoodie for years. It comes with chest chains that hook in the back. If you look up chain super cropped hoodie you'll find it in a bunch of colors. It looks like she cut it cause it's sweatshop crap.
She really needs to understand she's acting like a retard. This is so uncomfortable and creepy. Ahegao is beyond dead, oral thrush isn't cute it just reinforces how musty and unkept she is under the filters. I'm assuming that the "full video" is a 30 second clip of her kicking her legs and seizing in 2x speed. Oh, can't forget her creepy baby voice she pretends is her natural timber. Beep beep mid life crisis! I hope she never snaps out of it so we have a legacy cow. She's going to be one of those whore grannies modeling dolls kill trying to cling to her 20s. Kek.
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Samefagging to show the hoodie.
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"Good genetics" is genuinely the funniest thing she's ever clung to. I wish she would bring back unironically claiming she's an IRL loli girl and looks 20 years old. Spoiler because her ass is out.
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These were taken when >>216949
was. She has to be on uppers or something. A 37-38 year old woman acting like this is really, really strange. The hyper behavior, weird stiff movements, the fact she's acting like a literal cartoon character is just… I don't even have the words. Makes me uncomfortable to watch. She's slipped into this demented persona that's so the opposite of who she is, we've seen it crack before. The severe mental illness of it all.
This is some serious mental illness here. That part with the eyes looks straight up demented and evil.
Is it ever a thought for people that post this crazy kind of shit on the internet that no one is trolling them, but they posted the content and people have a right to an opinion about it?
Yep. Nothing about their apartment is conducive to a comfortable living space. It looks like a fake set that porn is filmed in. Everything is for Lori's Instagram. Kevin's entire existence now is solely to promote her Instagram and post on Reddit for her. She's a black hole swallowing up everything else around her and spitting out lifeless plastic pink garbage and LED lights from Walmart.
The more I look back at photos of the apartment the sadder the situation is. No place to sleep in sight, only chairs are gaming chairs. No dining table, no chairs for the bar. The only seat is a decorative love seat. How can anyone live there? I don't believe they have a bedroom so how the hell do they sleep!? I know Lori is too lazy to put her crap away when she's done and fold out a futon. It doesn't make any sense. Tweakers live in more functional spaces. Lori is so batshit. I don't know how Kevin hasn't realized how much she's ruined his life. Not a defense but like at least if he was dating someone else or alone he would have a fucking usable couch and dinner table in his home.
absolutely he copes by saying he does it to get fit and improve skating but i bet he picked it back up to have a reason to leave. before he would just sit on his ass playing games and likely fighting with lori. now he doesnt have to worry about being comfortable or taking up her
space, he just fucks off from dawn to dusk skating with teenagers pretending his life is fine and the average 20's experience. if they do have a bedroom its probably literally full like a hoarder room. this new apartment is smaller so i really cant imagine they have room for anything more than her disgusting sunken bed and mountain of clothes. if they dont i think they do have an inflatable mattress its just always behind the camera so you cant see it when its up. either situation is pitiful considering how old they are. a real horror story
Can you imagine what maintenance must think walking in there? It must happen once in a while. Has Kevin's family ever been there? I know they have no friends. Not to mention it must just be uncomfortable. Just that hard looking blue love seat and 2 gaming chairs. Where do they eat, the dildo table on the floor?
A small apartment is one thing, but that place needs a big pull out sofa, wall mounted flat screen and 2 comfy bar stools. Would be nice if they headed off to the used appliance store and got a washer and dryer too. I get the feeling they dont wash their clothes.
Everything about the way they live is so off. They could even use affirm to buy those things since their not opposed to creating debt.
i was just thinking about this. i actually can’t even recall if i’ve seen pictures of either of them sitting on that ugly loveseat. it looks like it would collapse with any weight on it. even the sad shag rugs look like cheap craft store faux fur fabric. >>219268
tinfoil but they might have a sad twin mattress on the floor behind her cheap phone tripod so that’s maybe why it never shows up - we hardly ever see that one wall in pics and if we do i she probably drags it out of the frame for the picture. that or what other anons have said about them sleeping on an air mattress in the kitchen. probably don’t even put it away they just tuck it into another corner of the room for pics lol
That blue couch was something she flexed hard when they moved into their first apartment. Kevin bought it for her and she bragged about how perfect it was.
I can’t imagine their studio apartment is clean at all. Even with the ferrets gone it’s got to be disgusting. We have photographic evidence from when she lived with Holly and Ginger (Michiru and Haruka Kou) of how she trashed the fuck out of her room at their house and lived like that as if it was normal. There has ALWAYS been an abundance of clutter and mess in the background of her photos going back to when she was “married” to Steven. Lori is a disgusting person and it’s spread from her core to manifest in the junk that spreads around her.
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Unpopular opinion, but I think they do have a bedroom. She’s posted a few bathroom selfies and there’s a shower behind her. Also the door to the balcony is a sliding door. That placement if the shower and door aren’t available in a studio, from the floor plans on their apartment website. But it does make sense in a one bedroom.
I wouldn’t bet money on it or anything - Maybe it is a studio. But I think they have a bedroom off the short hallway to the bathroom with loris clothes and Kevin’s cosplay piled around their sad concave bed. Her old bedroom was covered in piles of clothes and shoes, and that was when Kevin had his own room to store his things. Must be a musty hellhole.
Theres no bedroom. Theres an alcove where a washer dryer belong but they dont have one and she put the ferret cage in that space. Theres a closet and door to the bathroom there as well.
Sometimes her flipped pics also confuse the actual layout.
This was ripped to shreds a few threads back, its definitely a studio.
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How much should we bet Nonnies they sleep in the walk in closet?
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That still does not explain the sliding doors you see in some pics or the shower you see /behind/ Lori in >>219468
. Also, that closet in the studio layout is not in her pics, and we’ve seen that wall - it’s the one her pink desk/vanity is against and there’s no closet there.
Anyways, it’s a retarded argument. They either have a sad, hoarder-style bedroom or a floor mattress.
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I looked back, and no. People posted the same floor plans, and had the same argument back on thread #12. Nothing was proven. The evidence in the pictures since then point to it being a 1br. Look at Kevs desk placement - there are no studio layouts that have an uninterrupted wall on that side. There are other details, like the closet door next to the entry door placement, and other things.
I think it's funnier that she's in a 1br. It's been less than a year since they moved here and Kev's pawning his "designer drip" because they're downing. A year ago, Lori was posting about how she was in the top XX% of OF creators, had 'money saved'#thriving, etc. Turns out, her subs were only ghosts from her past hate-watching, and they cancelled as soon as she proved how boring she is. The saved money wasn't even enough to cover ONE household emergency. She thought she was moving up in life, but it was just her being delusional. Every year she slips further. She got shit for her old bedroom being covered in mess, and its so much worse now, even she knows she cant post it. You can sometimes see the junk she has to climb over spilling into the hallway.
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(samefag, posting the desk wall)
A well-adjusted, competent couple in their 20s/30s could organize such a space for each to have room for their hobbies and comfort. But Lori and Kev are none of those things, so they're just waiting to get evicted while Kev cries about how he has no room for his cosplay, and Lori posts the same boring shots in the same boring room for the last 8 mo.
this is where lori shows her age (besides the super-retro tattoos) she really doesn't understand how things work. back in the Kou days I'm guessing she had everyone shoot for her because she was the ~model~ (LJfags correct if I'm wrong) so I don't think she realizes how they work. like vidrel is how ringlights are being used/shilled with content creators, does she think she's above actual "bomb lighting" because of her genetics? because she clearly doesn't know how they should be used
I almost hate dropping a video to show stuff should because Lorena might fuck around and improve her content after lurking. and the video is one I randomly picked from ALL of the ones available. I could be a shit and posty kittymelons collabs with them but she selfposted enough in the older threads and on kiwifarms I don't think the shill is needed here either.
Your hilarious anon. There is clearly no bedroom. Its a studio.>>219499
This is the layout. Get over it. >>219842>>219823
There is no bedroom, just some tard in here trying to confuse the thread. It's clear from her pictures they have no bedroom.
If they did their egos would never have let people think they only had one room to live in. She would have filmed in there as soon as anyone brought up how small their place is. Not to mention look at the cost. Who thinks they pay between 1700 and 2000 a month? The studio says its 1600 and I hardly believe they afford that so I buy that Kevin's parents pay for their "room".
, they can’t afford either apartment. The difference between the two floor plans is currently $99/mo.
>>219659>they sleep and eat on the floor with the dildo table>they use an inflatable bed that's getting moved to the side on every pic>her pics of the whole apartment have no door other than exit and bathroom and shower>they live in filth and beg for ramen
If there was a bedroom, Loony would have 1000% taken it over and used it for her own junk. There is no evidence to the contrary, so you need to prove there is a bedroom. Until Loony posts a pic of a bedroom she moved into, there is none.
Their storage is a cheap external storage that requires a drive to get to, Kevvy mentioned all his cosplay being there now. They live in filfth.
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Kek the ass shoop bending the floor grain. So her ass is even flatter and sadder irl. All old girl has going for her is her Meitu VIP subscription. Anyone else notice her switching up the "pay to talk to me" act? She's saying she's going to try to respond to all her comments now. I guess the findom LARP is over.
I’m not super invested, but I am surprised by the mental gymnastics here? Lori DID take the biggest room - the living room, in addition to most of the bedroom that may or may not exist? Mirroring is a thing, yes. That’s why I’m showing the wall the desks are on that has the mystery doors. That wall could be on the right or left, makes no difference. You can’t move the alcove or door to the other side - there’s a counter there. I can’t explain it better than that. I showed my proof. It is not the studio floor plan on the website. Maybe she lives in a secret floor plan that’s not advertised? A better argument for the studio would be maybe they reserve those studios for HUD tenants. Sure, maybe? But why does them possibly having a shitty small bedroom skeev you off so bad? She might sleep in a shithole bedroom or a shithole mattress. It’s still a shithole she can’t actually afford, and it doesn’t change Loris station of life in the least?
So Kevin just posts all his shit from the kitchen floor for fun? Whenever he does post anyway. I don't think anyone is mad at the 1-br assumption, it's just the fact that it makes absolutely no sense for these ego maniacs to have a bigger apt than it seems, without ever telling the world how big and swanky their lavish apt is.. Why would Kevin complain about no room to build cosplay shit if there was a whole other room.
I won't believe there's a bedroom until we see it
Lori was utterly obsessed with that tacky bed. She posted photos of herself in her room all the time. It’s very hard for me to believe that they have a separate bedroom if Lori isn’t posing on that stupid bed. She was obsessed with the way she’d decorated it when they lived in the other apartment. The only other explanation is that the bedroom is the “storage” area that Kevin talked about and he was lying about it being an actual storage unit. I can’t imagine they’d be able to afford one anyway. Maybe it’s crammed with all their shit.
Ultimately it doesn’t matter. It’s a cesspool of shit whether there’s a bedroom attached or not. Idk why it’s such a focal point except that nothing of interest is happening with them right now other than a possible eviction.
Some anons commented on the inflatable bed being sunken in the middle in the old apt pics. It wasn't holding its air anymore, so she probably didn't want to show it.>>220034
They can't even afford a mattress, kek. Why would they even have a bedroom?
The fact that she posed beside her closets in the past apt shows she has no closets either.
Lori was sleeping on an air mattress with her supposed "broken back?" Lol>>219988
This is an informative roundup, anon. Thanks for laying all the info out like that. I notice Kevin seems to be MIA. He must have a job he's ashamed of.
i agree, it doesn’t really change things.
not tryna keep this debate going but they live at enclave at redwood, not the hardware apts according to kev’s address
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>moo moo monday
I love that she hasn't dropped the cow shtick even though it's passed it's peak and it's played out. The egirls have moved on. Proves anons that say she does it to "troll" were right after all. Does she think feigning self awareness will make farmers back off? All she's really doing is calling attention to is and wasting time being petty when she should be preparing for the end of her lease and making more money. I wonder if doing this still at nearly 40 years old has ever paid off for her in her mind. To anyone with a working brain she's a walking bundle of red flags with arrested development and clear self esteem issues. I don't even know why I'm wasting my time thinking about it when I already know the answer is: she's fully delusional and an unmedicated BPD narc who's steeled in her dysfunction. Wonder if Kevin is still alive even.
It looks like she's doing her own socials lately, can't yell at Kevvy to do it when he's out doing manual labor or skating with teens.>>220195
Her weird boobs totally go in opposite directions, it's why she keeps using those shirts to fake having normal ones. Also she's getting huge, even with the thinning app and standing awkwardly, she can't hide that she has no thigh gap.
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This isn't gas for the fire, but where is this Is it the old apartment? as the paint and floor look the same it could kinda support the 1b apartment but who am i kidding?
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It's sad she's trying to fake herself for a nonexistent audience. She posted this on her egirl fb page to crickets. She usually has about 3-5 foreign men who reply to her sexy pics with Smurf memes about loving her or say stuff like "so sexy you body i kiss it" or whatever. But NOBODY buys that she's a little girl with a squeaky voice. It's just sad.
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I actually think this is newer than that! I had a closer look and you can see she's got quite a bit of regrowth from the nail bed, so I think this was towards the end before she got them off.
(Spoilered because nobody wants a closeup of her mosquito bite)>>220287
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Image from twitter. Pretty sure she has a 1 bedroom (because of the visible doorway) and I'm betting either packed full of their shit or is actually the room from >>220213
and barely set up. A pretty depressing life either way.
The first time I saw this, I didn't realize Kev was hiding in the corner. I’m snickering.
“Beep beep get out of my shot, shithead!”
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the picture was from her twiiter like i said not gas for the fire but the kinda supports the one bedroom theory.
Looks like a mattress on the floor behind her in >>220468
Weird how empty the room is though. Especially when you consider how much trash and plushies they scatter and pile up in the living room.
Hey look, it’s the hideous pink dresser we haven’t seen since they moved in.
I hate to admit how much I am missing Kevins over-sharing posts right now. First, so we can all move past the Great Floor Mattress Location debate, and second to confirm he has or hasn’t moved out (and with or without Lori). Is Lori’s sudden reveal of the hidden bedroom because he finally moved his 15 sets of foam armor out? Did he take the bed frame with him? I know I’m going to be disappointed and he’ll show back up haunting the edges of her shots, but for now Kevin is free, skating into the sunset with a new haircut in my imagination.
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Shit, my hopes are already dashed. He posted a selfie to Facebook. I'd make a joke about how red his eyes are, but i guess it's hard to look refreshed when you sleep on a floor mattress.
This is fucking rough
holy shit. I'm surprised he even posted this. Is this a cry for help?
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kinda crazy these are 5 years apart
Do yourself a favour and get out more, nonny
. I'm worried about you.
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It is 2022. She has a reasonably new phone. With this many filters and this much potato-quality smoothing, she still looks /this fucking bad/.
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I wonder if this is Kevin
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It is him. On 4/20/22 (same day he got booked), he posted ACAB on his Instagram >>208155
Reposted screenshot for viewing ease
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I had to look this up to be clear what the charge was. So was he stopping someone for calling for help?
I could see someone at the skate park trying to call the police on him for doing something (and loudly announcing they were calling cops), and Kevin slapping or taking the phone away.
Or Lori and Kevin were publicly fighting, someone tried to call the police on them for disturbing the peace, Kevin noticed, and took the person’s phone.
Or even less likely (but I have known people that did this), Lori and Kev were fighting, Lori threatens to call the cops and begins doing so, and Kevin proceeds to interrupt the phone call, causing the police to come. I could see Lori being hateful and manipulative enough to do that.
You think the last one is least likely? Maybe I have kev pegged all wrong, but I struggle to see him be aggressive to one of his ‘peers’ or a stranger. I can see Lori calling the cops on Kev as a power move if he broke something of hers, and him slapping the phone out of her hand. If they have the sounds of a struggle that interrupted the call on recording…well…
It’s hard to tell because they are both untrustworthy narrators, shut-ins, and extremely petty and retarded. Maybe he is more violent to others than I give him credit for. Druggies are dangerous, after all.
I can see someone initiating a fight with Kevin and him retaliating. That’s what I meant to say. Like someone seeing him hanging around kids at the skatepark, looking like a homeless druggie, and that person attempting to call cops on him. Although Kevin does look like he could snap. He’s been looking rougher and is definitely on drugs (along with the tard rage he probably already had prior to Lori).
I only say least likely because I don’t think Lori would want to risk getting in trouble with police. But I guess if she thinks she could manipulate the cops, then she would threaten Kevin with that.>>220869
Lori definitely has records. I think we might get a clearer picture of what happened if we saw hers.
Considering how bloodshot those eyes are >>220740
I'm pretty sure its safe to say they're on drugs. The arrest happened on 4/20 too which means the police may have wanted to arrest him and the charges were all the could get him on. Its speculation of course but its plausible.
Thank you for this milk anon, these two always deliver! Sounds like they both got high for 4/20 and fought, and Lori manipulated the cops to book him.
Wonder what his parents think…
It makes me wonder if Kevin's sudden need to sell his dumb shoes and guapi pants on June 2nd was because he had to pay a fine, and it wasn't for rent like we thought.
I wonder what his parents think indeed.
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from the other farms. a poster there posted this screenshot of when Scott was in the thread posting about how Lori messaged him during Kevin and Lori's relationship.
Scott posted this 2 months ago, which was April. could this be why Kevin freaked out and tried to grab Lori's phone?
As a eurofag, the idea of someone getting an arrest record for grabbing someone's phone is wild, I can see cops doing something like that during a protest or something (any excuse) but you know this was just another lover's tiff in the Lori ethot household, like can you imagine how much of a non-issue this would be as a cop>hey this is the police>enters room full of plushies and ringlights, Lori sits there in pink sweatpants and cropped shirt, pouting>Yes, officer, the criminal is over there>anorexic man with sad eyes lurks in the corner>Yes, I did knock the phone out of her hand, officer, it was because her ex was posting on her lolcow thread>You're under arrest, sir
Does this mean they actually took him to the station? I wonder what else goes on over there that this thread is missing out on, they should lean into the chaotic anime couple thing and run a tiktok or Youtube where they vaguepost each other and film their arguments. Then they might actually make some money off the internet for once.
as people mentioned above, it's because he grabbed her phone or knocked it out of her hand while she was dialing 911.
he probably chimped out and tried to grab it and she called 911 because she was scared or felt like it was the only way to deny him view of her message logs lol
>>221097> I wonder what else goes on over there that this thread is missing out on
Right? I’m sure there’s been plenty of police visits from apartment complainants, but didn’t result in an arrest. They probably do a bunch of shit that doesn’t get reported either. >>221083
Kevin was very sheltered before meeting Lori. It’s why she could manipulate him. Along with him being a little dumb. Even his friends attested to that on KF.>>221074
Yeah I think Kev skateboards all the time just to avoid Lori’s yelling. She’s probably yelling at him right now. I think he is slowly growing more and more tired of her.
I wonder if Kevin will make a lengthy essay addressing this new milk, or will ignore it. Not exactly great to point out “I got an arrest record for preventing someone from calling 911” when he’s gone crazy before and told people to come and kill him at cons.
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kek at his not guilty plea
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its the anachan sperg harassing lori kek
she always posts when she's triggered
. wonder how much Kevin calls her fat
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Has anyone posted Kevin's word salad YouTube about section yet? I don't remember seeing this.
>questionable takes found can all be found
>I pretty much make enough on my own these days
Independently wealthy king over here.
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Got curious and found this on the other farms.
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Looks like the majority were just traffic violations
Maybe he's driving while high or Lori keeps fighting with him while he drives.
Wouldn't be surprised if she hopes that he spends nights in jail so she hooks up with guys in his apt.
I cant help but wonder if Kevin trying to stop Lori from calling 911 was fair and he wound up arrested for it? I mean its Lori,she will do anything to have her way. I wonder if she threatened to call during a fight or actually called and maybe it was unjustified and it got out of hand from there. Is Kevin crazy enough to just go nuts on her? Or did she have a tantrum that put him over his already busting edge? I can't figure out whose worse between these two, yet he still seems like maybe he could salvage his life if he walks away from her. >>221362
2017 I cant believe it's been that long. It's a record for Lori, if they are even still an actual couple.
It's a record for Lori because she's unable to get anyone else stupid enough to provide for her now. She's exhausted everyone in her circle for cash and lodgings, while nobody online or IRL would give her the time of day.
The fact that she goes back to exes and old friends for even food show how she's completely out of options in life. Can't wait for her to be dumped on the streets. She already looks and acts like a crackhead.
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She is doing herself no favours with her videos, let alone bringing up the obvious editing and making up r/thathappened tier stories
Stupid expressions, fake hair, fake nails, fake eyes, huge props and cheap aliexpress things to cover her up her body and face, yet she still messed up.
Her nasal old woman voice is out there, she forgot to fake that. Plus the width of her torso was exposed, it isn't the thin uwu one she has in all her edited pics.
It's a huge cope post because nobody real validates her looks.
Anyone attractive enough to deal with this regularly wouldn't be like Lori, filtering their horseface and legovag for a fiver.>>221486
Did they give up on cons? Too ugly to show up, kek.
>>221435>is Kevin crazy enough to just go nuts on her?
Well I think it says something about Kevin that the police went through with arresting him instead of ticketing him only. You'll see in the various screen caps posted here and KF that it is a Domestic Violence related charge.
So they obviously got there and felt like Kevin still posed some kind of danger to Lori, at least in that moment.
Remember this is the guy that cut his own leg. I know lots of anons on this thread want to believe Lori is some manipulative mastermind, but she has no friends and no simps and can barely read and write. She just isn't smart enough to consciously manipulate Kevin into doing things
Her and Kevin are both sub-100 IQ brainlets, but Kevin has a history of violence, against himself and now against Lori.
She likely doesn't want to leave behind the state (she hasn't burnt all her bridges there yet likely plus she probably thinks she can hook another retarded Mormon like Kev but with more money) or she doesn't want to leave the "luxury" apartments in downtown. She was never staying due to liking or fearing Kevin, she's left him after arguments using his own car multiple times. If Kevin was going to snap and kill her I think he would have when she went back to Rikki in Washington. That was clearly her attempting to cheat on him. Also, Lori is extremely lazy beyond sloth levels so another factor of her not changing her life is that. Also I struggle to feel bad for her when she has a history of being insanely manipulative and verbally and mentally abusive
to everyone she has ever known that doesn't give her what she wants. Like Depp and Heard, she may be a victim
of his reactionary abuse but she was the one that repeatedly pushed and pushed until he snapped and she's been toying with him since 2017. The blocking game, public drags, etc. It would drive anyone nuts especially if they started out genuinely caring and wanting to protect the person they thought would never abuse them. If you hurt someone like that for years they will eventually be scared of you or angry that they are mistreated you can't be surprised when it comes back to you. I don't want to see her be beaten or killed, nor do I want the converse. That still doesn't change the fact she kinda has it coming after being a controlling, vindictive and violent partner.
My personal tinfoil on her not leaving: she believed the ethot thing would give her Belle Delphine amounts of money to buy her own place, car and plastic garbage. She would Kevin to the curb since he's useless at that point. Since that's not working I think she's just shocked and lost on what to do when she has to quit. She knows that moment is coming soon and she's scared of facing it. She's put all her chips and what little money they have into "business expenses" for her OF and now she has 0 savings, likely overdue Klarna payments and zero support outside Kevin.
She doesn't have another guy lined up + she's comfortably lazy with Kev because his parents pick up the pieces when they can't afford their bills.
I think at this point Lori would be willing to settle with an overweight neckbeard just to get away from Kev but she doesn't even have that. I think she's trying to reel in a simp with her OF work but Lori is dumb and doesn't realize that doing the same shit over and over isn't working. She'd be better off getting a retail job at the mall or a sex shop like she used to work at. She could at least build a new social group at work and maybe mooch off those ppl until she can move into a room with one of them.
But Lori is lazy and is comfortable with her volatile life with Kevin because she eats tacos sometimes and can swim in a pool and pretend to be a successful Instagram model. She probably believes that whatever she has going on now is better than the alternative.
>>221795>I think she's trying to reel in a simp with her OF work
It's been years of her trying this and begging people to DM her and nobody wants to, kek.>>221821>>221271
Considering the other dates Kevvy was booked, were those also the times when Kevvy and Lori went apeshit with the GFMs?
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Does she see herself in these poems? What does Lori do except serve herself at any cost to anyone else? Also I need to see her charges kek I know she has some
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She's trying to hide her weight gain behind this skirt/coverup thing now. The caption on this says something about how it's a Dolls Kill moo bikini from last year. We can tell it's from last year because it's two sizes too small on Lori now.
Other than the trailerpark bangs does she have any hair left? The plastic rat tail extensions are falling apart.
She's literally bald and toothless, must have fallen on harder times than ever with Kevvy's constant fines.>>222036
I wonder what charges she has, too. She literally kills pets on the regular.
But nony, see the two pink squids? It ties everything together.
Can we take a moment of silence for the circulation of blood for her legs? Those stalkings are worse than a tourniquet. I thought nylon had alot of give to it?
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Speaking of her legs, whaaaats going on with her leg here? It’s fused with her foot?
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More of this shit again. I don't even know why I bothered to downloaded this.
Does she keep wearing those sweaters to hide how fat her arms and chin are and hide her chest? Or how her tits go upwards?>>222489
She can't even get paid from sexwork on the internet with doctored videos. Imagine being such a failure and completely unattractive and unwanted by all men.
I was wondering that too when I saw this >>222258
I just didn’t ask because I didn’t want to look dumb for not knowing “Lori lore” kek. It does look like a $10 flash tattoo though. Maybe a birthday present?
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Kevin with a domestic violence charge talking about other people being "scum of the earth" lol. Why is he bringing this up now? The last Lori nudes leak was several months ago. He only ever focuses on weird distractions like how we call him 5'9" though.
She's likely scared of what she sees in the mirror.>>222553
Her nudes aren't even nudes, and the scrotes who are leaking didn't even like it. He's just mad that it lead to less scrotes being scammed, kek.
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I'm sorry, I know this is a nitpick but Lori's feet are looking more mangled than ever. Times are tough.
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This is what her veiny square toed feet look like imo. Lori, if I sub will you promise to wear closed toed shoes just for me?
(Going down for a nitpick, together).
Couldn’t even be assed to paint her toenails. So bony and disgusting.>>222612
Her hands are probably in the same state.
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who is Andrew?
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"Girls gotta eat." But I thought Lori was *~*~thriiiving~*~*~…
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Interesting. Maybe this guy? Lori just followed him.
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Absolutely. New piggybank?
Guys you’re gonna make another fight happen kek
Kevin got an arrest record after finding out Ricky posted here. He’s gonna see this and flip. This really does look like parasite Lori is looking for her next host.
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here you go nonnie
. i saved this one specifically
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How edgy of Lori to post this today.
ayt No I agree, children should have a lot more rights in society and be more protected. I care about children's rights but I still find their uncontrollable bodily functions nasty af and I don't go near it.
The weirdest energy is wanting everyone to have a kid even if they are against/on the fence about it, hell no. Only reproduce if you REALLY love kids, the kids faring ill in the world would decline so fast if people made a conscious choice about it not just ''Oops, guess were having a kid!'' or have one just because its excepted.>>223279
Hard not to get pressed about it in these time tbh. Some people don't get to choose in certain backwards places in the world.
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Saged for no milk (and trying to help get back on topic), but her teeth look like theyre rotting. The bottom canine on the left side of her mouth looks like it’s decaying from the inside with how dark gray it is.
If she never leaves her house besides going to the pool, I wonder if she’d even make the effort to brush her teeth.
Maybe the discoloration on her teeth must be from the app trying to add or whiten teeth that are missing or rotted?
Wasn't there a slew of posts she did using smileapp or fake teeth by her a year or so ago?
Late but what a vapid empty statement from a vapid empty person. I really see everything she posts like this as a lame excuse for how she lives. People who choose children usually want them and the love is what drives life. Most women also look just as good after having kids if they were in shape and their partners love them. Most aren't deluded into thinking no kids means a young body. She already looks her age, not having kids hasnt spared her that, regardless of what she thinks. This post is a weird glimpse of how shallowly she views life. >>223279
A choice for normal people who choose childfree. She may have changed her mind if the circumstances were right. Lori's life wasn't planned, she just pretends it was so she doesnt have to acknowledged that she's a failure. I dont take anything she says as an actual decision, more like a cope for what she wound up with. >>223338
What man looks at those teeth and says, yeah I'll stick it in there, gross. That front tooth looks black.
>>223463> She already looks her age, not having kids hasnt spared her that, regardless of what she thinks. This post is a weird glimpse of how shallowly she views life.
Like her teeth, her life is a sad story of consequences.>>223466
She has tried her whole life to lock men down and nobody sticks around. She even tries with women when the few men dried up.
Whatever money she scams off OF or steals from Kevvy she spends on more cheap tricks like aliexpress, apps and IG followers in hopes that someone will pick her. Expect more cope posts to come in strong this year.
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But she's living the life Nonnies!! Playing old lady nightmare dress up so she can pay bots in a click farm to keep her delusions alive instead of having a job, friends, family and basic self care or respect is owning the hadurz! Plus, there's a pool.
She should appologize to her Mom. She should call her and say "I'm sorry you had me and had to take care of a disgusting gross baby". Oh wait, no she's the perfect beep beep waifu loli who was Gods gift to the world! I guess her Mom is blind since she doesnt seem to agree or give a shit about her.
according to lori (which obviously should be taken with a grain of salt) her mom was controlling, abusive
and very religious/strict. IF THAT'S TRUE I'm pretty positive her family lowkey disowned her for doing OF/porn. I doubt her family talks to her much, I think the last we heard her dad helped her out once years ago but nothing since then.
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lol, I know peoples dreams change between high school and late 30’s, but I just think this is a funny piece of history. From one of Lori’s old cosplay sites, check the last answer:
Bet she lied about all the stuff there to skinwalk.
Blood type O sounds like a straight up lie.
Maybe not, tho. O type (positive) is actually more common in latinos/nas than in white americans. Just a fun fact kek>>223466
I hope she never reproduces in favor of the child, but if she does, can you imagine her forcing the poor kid to cosplay with her? She would be a sighthly more psycho Margo.
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Almost everything is her skinwalking.
Lori, if you constantly talk about your “vampire genetics” your entire narc life and how perfect they are. Wouldn’t you want to breed?
Lori deciding not to procreate is probably the only good thing she will ever do for society.
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I love her Facebook mom copeposting. It's always some melodramatic image macro like this that paints the self-insert character as a wounded gentle warrior with incalculable trauma and trust issues who lives on the principles of respecting others and being aware of karma. Basically the polar opposite of her. It's so funny that she still tries to convince everyone that she's the most broken tiny victim who needs to be handled like a mangled little hummingbird and given all the patience and forgiveness, even when she tries to hurt you and breaks all your valuables with a bat.
doesn’t seem like she managed to hook anyone in with her last attempt, so doubtful.
given how some nonas sperg about Kevin from time to time I would say it’s more likely he meets someone new kek
doubt it would happen either but it would be milky
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tinfoil but god i would love if we had some sort of kevvy and new girl saga with lori kicked out and living with that girl she worked at forever 21 with and begging for people to buy her juice and arcade plushies at the mall.>>224283
maybe they had another fight and he has been arrested again. meanwhile she's trying to pretend like this is her pool that she owns again.
>>224291>pretending to have made it with the public pool pics
It would be amazing if she got kicked out by a new girl (or guy since he's trooning out) but nobody would want Kevin at this stage.
His parents can't keep paying for them forever. With him in and out of jail due to Lori and running into increasingly bigger debts, something's gotta give.
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Lori has always had the emotional depth of a mud puddle. Sailor Moon was cutting edge for its time but looking back its painful to watch in ways. No matter how many sailors were added to her group, they all ended up doing absolutely nothing but serve as jabronis to make Usagi look good and spit vapid pep talks at her before her attacks. And that’s the world Lori wanted to live in. After that, it was Zero Two, who is also written as the most specialist, most misunderstood babe in the universe. In her moonie days, she had a whole gang of friends to feed her delusions. Then she and Kevin based their whole relationship off of Zero Two and Hiro. During her short-lived Saber phase, there was some half-hearted mention of Kevin cosplaying as Gilgamesh. Then for Marin…nothing. Never once was there a whisper about him playing along or participating in her ‘costume’ construction. You’d think the whole Marin/gojo dynamic would have really gotten her to trot him out as her personal costume maker. It’s interesting to me how you can see her world shrinking around her in real time. No one wants to play along with her anymore, even if they pity her and are still her Facebook/ instagram friend. Speaking of which, this comment was left (since deleted) by one of her former kou klansmen, her former Sailor Venus:
Her former Venus used to be the Kou who was the furthest up her gaping dirty ass for years. Lori fed off that for a long time until the Venus got skinnier than her. Lori made a flippant comment about an eating disorder and that the girl was nuts and they haven’t been close since. Before that, I would’ve bet she would’ve been the one to take Lori in but as always, Lori burned that bridge. The only one of the former Kous who might
help her again is Crissy (Mars), but I doubt it. DJ RanmaS would take her in for the “clout.” She really has no one but her sk8t0r boi anymore. And maybe that guy who collects legos.
Is there anyone she is friends with IRL other than Kevin?
It sounds like she only knows people from like twenty years ago cosplaying or exes and they all have moved on. She literally has no friends and even if she sort of did, it looks like she fumbles the bag by being a selfish retard.
Of course not. Shes never posted or even mentioned going out with friends, like hanging out with them by her totally self owned pool or out for a girls brunch or nightcap (as if she can even afford it).
The closest friend she probably had currently was the girl she worked with at forever 21 that >>224291
mentioned. And even that seemed to be no more than a work friend. I guess it helps her NLOG image to be friendless though, can’t be friends with other women because they’re mean jealous boolies.
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There's no way she doesn't have a level of mental retardation
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She's so fat she had to remove the elastic holding the dress together on the sides. KEK
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Yeah Lori, thats you! Dumb bitch
What is happening with Lori’s concave chest in this pic? Is the dress just pushing up fat into the hole? It’s literally angled in. The pectus excavatum has been getting worse over time. It’s so strange she complains about her “bad back”, yet this is the most obvious deformity she has and refuses to acknowledge it as something negatively impacting her health. She always tries to pin it as something “cute” like how she described it as a “place for her ferrets”, or coping and calling it “cleavage”.>>224320
Lori is apparently obsessed with her body, yet does absolutely nothing to fix it. Always in denial. Rotting teeth, hair falling out, chest sinking in.
Right? She's just bitter her eggs are spoiling while nobody wants to knock her up. If she cared about her body she would work out, not smoke, eat right and not live in her cheap ass plastic bikinis that will give her god only knows what kind of toxic
poisoning and chemical burns over time.
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An ever-so-slightly more cohesive look than her Versace-knockoff print bolero, heart print bikini, and cow headband…
She always wears fake hair, strategically poses, and layers plastic all over the upper chest to disguise how awful her face and body really is, but the busted up parts are right on display here, kek.>>224546
She been doing this stupid mouth pose for years now. It looks retarded in Kevvy's candids so why does she still insist on doing it? Toothless wonder.
yea that's what I said anon lol>>224570
Really, her chest is on full display here, literal cut-out in the dress to showcase it.>She been doing this stupid mouth pose for years now
What's funny is that she used to fill her cheeks with air while doing this lip thing. Now she only puckers her lips because her cheeks have gotten fatter kek>>224620
tbh Lori's body is fucked up even without ever having children, so not doing so didn't really prevent her from becoming a toothless concave hag
no one gives a shit about your child free body, the same way no one gives a shit about how much a blessing/miracle it is to pop out a baby like all living beings.
The entire point of this is that lori likes to brag that she doesn't have a kid as a badge of honor ~'because it'll fuck up my uwu vampire genetics body'~ but the truth is, if she had to bag some rich dude by having a baby, she 100% would. She doesn't give a fuck about anything but fame, money, and attention.
None of her outfits make sense, does she continue to dress like that out of spite for the haterz? she looked like she dressed not as bad in her kou days, what happened?>>224630
the post Lori had was about “children ruining bodies” and that being the reason she didn’t want one. the other comment just said kids don’t ruin bodies, and added that she is happy with her own kids. Never did she mention “you will change your mind” or whatever you say. I am sorry you are probably surrounded with people that tell you to change your mind about having kids nona
This. Lori's body is already fucked up and nobody wants it, not even roommate Kevvy, so not sure what's being bragged about.
Lori was just making yet another cope post because her middle aged FOMO is on overdrive lately. What's left of her scant facebook friend feed probably shows normalfag families vibing and it's triggering
her because she doesn't have any semblance of a life or family.
She's got to do something with her time between hitting up lego collectors for meals and scratching at her legovag.