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Lori Cerda, known as Lori Lewd or Usagi Kou, is a 36-year-old photoshop addicted costhot and anime fictionkin (otakukin for the oldfags) from New York state. With 20+ years of lunacy behind her, farmers have been working together diligently to stitch together the madness into a coherent timeline. Lots of interactions and receipts have been lost to time, either deleted or made private, keep that in mind as we continue.
Lori got her start as a rabid Sailor Moon cosplayer in the early aughts which launched her into infamy and Moonie drama that lasted for over 10 years alone. In Summary; a well-liked, cute and young cosplayer that wowed people as Sailor Moon had one of the hardest and fastest falls from grace. It’s a story rife with lies, theft, squatting, cheating, jealousy, cult-like behavior and lots of violence. To put it lightly, it blew apart the entire Sailor Moon livejournal community in the US. The juxtaposition of Usagi and Lori piqued the interest of many people. Some might call her one of the OG cosplay lolcows. After becoming a joke to the majority of the US cosplay community Lori dropped her Usagi shtick, married a few times and stayed mostly quiet.
2017 changed all that when Lori met Kevin “Skye” Hanft. Once the two cosplayers met and fell in love, Lori quickly reverted to her past behaviors and became Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx. Her current phase she has described herself as “14 yr old boy” and “spicy loli gremlin elf bb succubus” She cosplays Marin Kitagawa now as she's the flavor of the week waifu. Of course she is "the IRL Marin" in her eyes just like she was IRL Saber and Zero Two. Recognizing her status as a complete has-been, Lori prefers to focus on what she calls "spicy" content (shitty nudes) and "lewd modeling". She only does half-assed couple cosplay with Kevin at conventions, if that. Kevin feeds Lori’s delusions and is a whole cow on his own. He serves as her meal ticket and guard dog. At the first sign of any inconvenience or drama, Lori will blow the whistle and sick her dog. If you lurk long enough you will spot a wild Kevin masquerading as anon. Do not interact. He is retarded and he will spend his time trying to track you down. He has a documented history of digitally stalking commenters, accusing them of being anons or Momokun/Vamplette and threatening suicide/murder. He will escalate even faster if he is currently in the doghouse and blocked by Lori. It's how she manipulates him to do her old Kou's job. It works like a charm every time because at this point Kevin is a broken shell of a man.
Over the last three years, Lori has amassed over 130k followers (through purchasing bots) and currently is partnered with miccostumes (@miccosgirls) and several dropship scam stores. She is often reposted and hyped up by Dolls Kill, YRU and their sister companies. Her past partners include Bisou Lovely, Rave Wonderland, Ardani Studios and Lewd Complex. Her current “dream” is to become a NEET e-girl, the kind that can bankroll a D-list celebrity lifestyle with the work ethic of Shayna Clifford. When Lori isn’t crashing the Meitu servers overseas or begging online, she can be found at her local fried food joint gorging herself with whatever she can to distract from her internal void and ticking biological clock. She is now too poor to even go to an arcade or water park, alas she steeps her nasty ass in her apartments pool which she passes off as her own private sanctuary. It's only ever empty because she dresses like an actual prostitute in public and films herself doing weird things.
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>Textbook ugly-duckling-turned-mega-bitch after high school>Claimed ‘super abusive’ parents were the absolute most evilest pplz evar and she had to constantly be living on someone's couch to flee the violence>Known pathological liar, her entire cosplay career was a farce built upon other seamstresses work and props>Abused partners emotionally and physically, breaking peoples belongings when she throws temper tantrums, threatening rape allegations and suicide>Mooched off friends and family (living rent free and destroying peoples homes with her trash, indoor smoking, making them buy her things, forcing them to sleep on floors and go without bedding, etc.)>Manipulated teenagers, mentally ill/handicapped cosplayers and any others she deemed “beneath” her into false friendships>Had a rap for being a nymphomaniac, or at very least hypersexual, often pressuring people into sleeping with her when she wanted it. Many times it was in public, at cons or restaurants and other extremely inappropriate spaces.>Held vendettas against better cosplayers, sex workers and artists.>Used her many livejournals to harass and slander other cosplayers like Zan for existing in the community and cosplaying>Her ex-husband raped a developmentally challenged friend of Lori’s and when she found out she pressured the victim, “C”, into suicide. “C” then attempted by taking pills and drinking alcohol. Luckily, “C” survived. She never apologized or tried to right this situation.>Went through husbands like pantyhose and typically only married for housing and money.>Has only ever worked as a cringe cam whore and retail worker (unkown sex shop in WA then Forever 21 in UT) Condensed Milk from the 10’s:
>Self-identifies as a Loli, shares Lolicon on Twitter and follows pedophiles back on IG and Twit>Racist anachan with high-school mean girl tendencies>Painful failtroll with a history of trying to troll /cgl/ and /w/>Forced bf Kevin to self harm to prove his loyalty when she found out he had a female friend she didn’t know well>She cheated on him anyways and used his car to go do it>Both her and Kevin lurk their own thread and Momokun’s>They break up and make up constantly, almost every other day>Kins Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx, truly believes she is her and that the studio copied her to create her likeness>”vampire blood” “anime features” and ”good genes” something something>Will relentlessly tear down other cosplayers who do any cosplay better than her>”Suffers” from an Eating Disorder and body checks in every post>Queen of fucked up Meitu baby face shoops>Edits herself skinnier all over despite wearing XS-S clothing>Panders to pedophiles and degenerates without shame despite having many underage followers>Spends her life fetishizing East Asian culture heavily, specifically Japan, somehow still butchers Romaji>E-begs for money and subs EVERY SINGLE DAY>Abandoned her old terminally ill cat so she could have ferrets. The cat died alone without care>Claimed her ferrets were seriously ill and couldn’t go to a vet, got money and then ended up buying new DollsKill and a new weed vape cart>Kevin lost $300 randomly and vaguely blamed it on Momokun’s friends when it was really just Lori>Kevin has a running delusion that fellow cows Mariah (Momokun) and Vamplette are the OPs of every farm thread and are solely responsible for the surfacing of her past>Lori undoubtedly sowed this seed to use as a deflection, she continually brings it up and talks to Kevin about it publicly even when it’s not related to anything at the moment Last Milk Delivery:
>Scott comes by to drop some bombs and clear up bits of past tales which prompts Kevin to go back to Vangelina's video and shit up the comments in defense of Lori >>>/w/203665>Lori, according to Kev, is treated like a Zoo animal because no one respects her brand and she gets so much hate :( >>>/w/203673>The 'I AM LORI'S FIANCE THIS IS DEFAMATION' shit starts again >>>/w/203707>Somehow the Dave Chappelle scandal has to do with Lori and how she's treated because… of course it does, this is Lori we're talking about >>>/w/203795>Lori admits she actually wants a physical confrontation with haters so Kevin can punch them, apparently. Don't think that q-tip can swing. >>>/w/203896>Lori posts her lewds in the comments of a Darling Dress Up post and gets brutally fucking DRAGGED for being the hag she is >>>/w/204127>Lori is seething about MooMoo's new photo studio and the fact she isn't cancelled for "harassing" a StRuGgLiNg HiSpAnIc WoMaN >>>/w/204277>Again, wishing that Mariah will confront them so that Kevin can physically assault her. Cute! >>>/w/204279>Kev seethes because he didn't get famous overnight >>>/w/204282>Lori and Kevin take to Reddit to spam Lori's granny lewds on all the wrong subreddits, resulting in them being embarrassed by redditors of all things >>>/w/204905>Lori tries to play the uwu lewd troll girl role but just looks more desperate than ever >>>/w/204957>Kevin's "career" is being Lori's "assistant". KEK >>>/w/204974>New Cerda family recipe dropped, this time it's dookie water! >>>/w/205019>Kevin is NOT triggered by Reddit saying they don't care about abuela's asshole >>>/w/205116>KEVIN IS NOT 5'9" >>>/w/205242>Kevin is going to be a star, damn it…. >>>/w/205554>Lori proves she's since dropped her toxic high school mean girl mentality >>>/w/206355>Lori fucks up a dropship Gantz cosplay somehow? >>>/w/207351>More Kev Kope for Lori's bday to drum up business among his young skater friends >>>/w/208006>Kev unironically said ACAB, I think he got kicked from the skate park for it being past curfew! >>>/w/208155>This just in; if you don't bankroll Lori and suck Kev's chode constantly, you don't have the right to reminisce or share photos of memories with him in them. >>>/w/208174>Kevin also hates the fact girls can just do anything and magically be more popular than any man >>>/w/208501>There's just no space for men in sports and cosplay anymore you know >>>/w/208542>The since-deleted obligatory Lori birthday cope >>>/w/208627>While Kevin has been skating, Lori has been busy shaving off her entire jaw and chin! >>>/w/212458>Apparently Lori trusts subscribers over her own fiance >>>/w/213202>This triggers Kevin to start spamming Lori in subreddits to try and make up for whatever wrong she decided he's done >>>/w/213331>Lori is really committed to acting like a retarded child thinking that it lends to her ~`whimsical perfect loli fae`~ vibes (KEK) >>>/w/213689>Every single person in Kevin's life aside from Lori has ruined Kevin's life, apparently. >>>/w/213797>Queue the wiping of all photos and positive posts of Lori cause Kev is BLOCKED!>More stable behavior: Kevin got a free iced coffee and cried in public over it >>>/w/213847>Kevvy fishes for compliments and proposes the idea of him streaming #sperg >>>/w/214181>Like clockwork, Lori projects onto everyone to cope with her failures and low self esteem >>>/w/215348>Lori pleads for us and others to stop trolling her, she's cute and we just have to deal with it uwu >>>/w/215637>She can't decide if she's been asexual or hypersexual, guess it depends on how much money Kev forks over at the beginning of the month! >>>/w/215782>Block game still going strong >>>/w/215965>In an attempt to capitalize on FanimeCon sharing LoL cosplayers (and to avoid Lori stabbing him with her Kiss brand talons,) Kevin shares his years old LoL cosplays and skirts around the REAL reasons he fell off >>>/w/216194- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
YouTube videos:
>VangelinaSkov's videoshttps://youtu.be/-NEe9fNpJckhttps://youtu.be/QA3KkpGqNQo>Buffering Cat's breakdownhttps://youtu.be/UQnAt7LE5qg>Lori's racismhttps://youtu.be/YZxL8nEYRqs Links:
>Linktree: https://linktr.ee/Klaxosaur>Monster Girl Vibes page: https://www.facebook.com/iota02/>FB: https://www.facebook.com/LoriLewd>IG: https://www.instagram.com/iota_zerotwo/>Kevin’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adollaskye/>Kevin’s FB : https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hanft.5>Kevin’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Krook3dKev>Kevin’s cosplay FB: https://www.facebook.com/adollaskye>Twitter: https://twitter.com/iota_zerotwo>DA: https://www.deviantart.com/kou-usagi>Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/usagikou>OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/monstergirl>Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/LoriLewd>Amazon Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1K5H3M8IH92VA/?ref_=lol_ov_le Archived Milk:
>pockybox investigationshttps://web.archive.org/web/20070208232936/http:/www.sm.mypockybox.com/drama.php>wank about the rape incident https://web.archive.org/web/20130311093424/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/685335.html?thread=63139863>usagi’s wank page http://web.archive.org/web/20110908004206/http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Usagi_Kou>tgtn attesting to Lori's cancerous naturehttps://tgtncomic.tumblr.com/post/57192523712/long-rant-on-usagi-kou>Djranma’s site https://web.archive.org/web/20070807233745fw_/http://www.djranmas.net/html/lori_cerda/main.htm>Lori's psycho response to Scott's confessionhttp://web.archive.org/web/20070211111059/http:/djranmas.net/media/LoriSide.mp3>cringe engagement video posted by Kevinhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BzwvIZGD9My/>cringe ED articlehttps://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Usagi_Kou>the sailor moon moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXxSqm6eVR0&feature=youtu.be Misc.:
>Lori’s KF threadhttps://kiwifarms.net/threads/lori-cerda-usagi-kou-zero-two-lori-lewd-lori-lune.82745/>Forbidden Spicy Imgur folder for the lulzhttps://imgur.com/a/GPobLfz Dead Accounts:
https://usakou.tumblr.com/ (recently found)
https://www.facebook.com/earthenserenity/https://www.facebook.com/usakou/http://www.sailormoonavatars.com/usagikouprofile.htm/http://www.flickr.com/photos/usagikou/https://web.archive.org/web/20080725002411/http://sailormoon.livejournal.com/https://endymion.livejournal.com/ Vocabulary:
>BishieWhat farmers sarcastically call Kevin, stands for Bishounen or “pretty boy”.
>Spicy / Forbidden SpiceThis is what Lori calls OnlyFans because she believes her saying the words “OnlyFans” ruin her reach, it’s totally not because it’s her.
>LooniOne of Lori’s many nicknames based on her short-lived “Lori Lune” phase.
>Sempai / Baka / OnichanLori can’t speak or sound out Japanese for the life of her so this is what she spits out, it is always inaccurate and unironic.
>BB / Loli / GremlinThese are terms Lori uses to infantilize and objectify herself. She has an obsession with being a loli, she is an unapologetic autopedophile.
>MooMooThis is Lori’s dog whistle for farmers. (ex. “Hi MooMoo~” “I’m a cute MooMoo”) It recognizes her status as a cow and she thinks it’s a reclamation that gives the term less power over her. (Spoiler: it doesn’t do anything but make it worse)
>MooMooKuntLori’s pet name for her girl crush Momokun
>Merp/Derp/Beep/BoopLori mentally has regressed to a 12 year old, resulting in her using meme lingo from decades ago. She still thinks it is not only relevant but cute and charming.
>HatersAnyone, seriously anyone, who has anything critical to say about Lori in any respect. Comments about Lori that are not worshipping her will be blocked or the users will be harassed for days on end by Kevin and Lori.
>”HIM BEAUTIFUL”Lori’s eloquent defense of Kevin’s looks.
>Homie homie macaroni/potatoPsychobabble that dribbles from the witches gaping maw
>Beep Beep LettuceKevin's distress call
>LegussyNickname for Lori's weird Lego hand labia
No. 216548
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Some Lori charm: “Give me a living wage for existing. Also, I can’t possibly work for anything. I can’t even try”. Sure Lori, all wagies are miserable, and it’s better to just sponge off the dregs of society who only care about the illusion that they have access to your vag. If only all of us miserable careear-havers were as smart as you!
No. 216617
>>216548If Lori was beautiful, she wouldn't need to beg for venmo cash on the internet with fake pics. It seems like these posts are directed to Kevin because he's the only person who inflates her ego and pays for things.
>>216596She needs 350 to buy an LV bracelet for herself and say she #madeit
No. 216649
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These absolute Hobbit tier street slappers. I thought anons were always exaggerating or being nitpicking retards with her feet but holy shit they really are the size of her calves, if not longer. She probably thinks the stripper heels make them look smaller and her skinnier but really they probably make her look like she has Bratz feet. I guess it's a blessing she has 9.5/10 W US shoe size and not a 5 or under, then she would be flashing her flat ass in literal children's shoes and lingerie to accentuate how uwu kid sized and sexy she is.
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I guarantee that nobody has called Kevin this, lol.
No. 216740
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>shamelessly admits she just "restarts" her life after being booted for being a parasite
Looks like running doesn't do anything huh
No. 216752
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>>216649In her older pics her feet don’t look exactly dainty, but they also don’t look freakish. Is she using the same slimming/stretch tool kev is in his mirror selfies, and it’s really affecting her feet more than anything? Jesus, I just don’t get how that’s an actual proportion. It’s horrific.
No. 216757
>>216752some phone cameras stretch the edges insanely, one of mine could easily do this to my feet and I'm uk 4, 5'7.
The older phone doesnt do it to that extent but add in her posing and it'd look bad too.
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Why did she post this one?
No. 216778
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Lori that's literally you, you shit talk Mariah and others all the time kek
No. 216787
>>216778what did we say that was true and pissed her off? kek
feet size or it being her fault Kev has no space?
No. 216805
>>216548The juxtaposition to these posts are so laughable that it’s almost sad. “Pay me because I’m pretty” (to do nothing) how is that attitude working out for you guys? You’re obviously broke. Lori has never worked a full time job in her lifetime she doesn’t comprehend what working 30/40 hours a week is like. And even if they had money, it wouldn’t be for food. They don’t even have a bed or an actual couch. Let alone any house hold supplies that most households have commonly. They live like rats in garbage.
Does anyone have any idea how much they made of that ferret grift? Is the go fund me cashed out yet? They are both so disgusting.
No. 216830
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Cope harder
No. 216949
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This bitch is allergic to being sexy. Every time she tries she ends up flopping around on the floor, bouncing like a fish out of water saying some garbled nonsense in her fake uwu voice pitched up. Vom. Who in their right mind would want to have sex with that when there's other women who act normal and actually are seductive because, I don't know, they don't seize, whinny or screech like they think they're real life anime girls? Does she think she's doing the 2.5D moe waifu thing? Cause coomers who like that just jerk off to vtuber porn and 3D hentai renders. She's such a fumbling retard. Haphazardly half-assing her way through everything then crying wolf and conspiracy theories when she doesn't get the world on a silver platter in return.
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>>216949>thighs jiggle more than her butt>'kehwah-ii oohseghi!!1!'Girl, get off the ground and get a real job. You are never going to live this shit down.
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>>216949Has anyone ever mentioned to her how erratic she seems? Or does she just delete the comments ?
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Great editing
No. 216963
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Tough times at the Lewd/Hanft household. Kevin needs money by tomorrow and if you don't support him and buy his old shoes and Guapi pants then you are a terrible person.
No. 216965
>>216830This is some real middle school delusion right here. “The other girls don’t like me because I’m toooo popular and pretty, not because I’m responsible for my own shitty behavior at all. Jealous haturzzz”. She really has not matured a minute past a typical preteen.
I don’t think /most/ people here hate her. She’s just a clown to look in on every so often.
No. 216984
>>216949Look at all that able-bodied flailing. What happened to Lori's "broken spine" that prevented her from getting a real job over the past 2 decades? Has Lori The Liar finally dropped that old bullshit claim from her excuse repertoire?
So much extra delusional whining, entitled begging, and false bravado from Lori and Kevin over the past few days. I wonder if it has anything to do with rent being due at the first of the month…
No. 217054
>>216838>>216860He's the best thing to happen to his thread, his and Loony's cope posts are something but he gives away so much more than she does. Posts like
>>216963 show how pathetic and desperate they are.
Holding out hope for another eviction arc, can't wait for Loony to be latergramming this apt just like the previous.
No. 217059
>>217056You know what I think is funny is that Lori is so shoe obsessed but has zero shoes on her Amazon wishlist because I tinfoil that she is embarrassed by the huge size.
She has all sorts of plastic stripper costumes on her wishlist in a size xs that she can't fit into anymore, a simp bought her a hat once, I believe one of them bought her the pink gaming chair (because she had 3 on her wishlist but they all got removed after she got one) so it isn't outside the possibility that some poor sap might buy her shoes but I think she is ashamed of not having dainty little feet so she hasn't added any shoes to her Amazon wishlist.
No. 217063
>>217060Yeah you're probably right. I was actually thinking that when posting. It probably was Kevin lol. Those things are like $300.
I just checked her OF page and it's sad as fuck. The last several posts only have between 1-3 likes. You have to go back to April to find a post with 7 likes. May has a couple posts with 5. Back when she started she could get maybe a dozen or so.
I feel like the only thing sadder than being a failed OnlyFans thot is continuing to be a failed OF thot for years by putting out the same crap content that no one wants. It feels similar to those women who get stuck in MLMs and fake how they are thriving when they are severely in debt.
No. 217220
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>YoU hAvE tO pAy To TaLk To Me~
totally not begging for money KEK
No. 217385
>>217220Something must have happened, she and Kevvy are begging nonstop.
>>217380Facebook is where people's grandparents go. Anyone can tell she's an old catfish grandma on Tiktok, she'd never get reach there.
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Nonnies, I think she's broken.
No. 217407
>>217397>CHEEBURGERdude wtf…
>STOP TROLLING MElori's been asking this a lot lately.
No. 217412
>>217411That's what I was going to say. Nobody trolls her! Sometimes people ask her why she does that cheek puff face but she stopped doing that as much now that the weight gain filled out her face.
In fact, she barely gets comments at all anymore. She's lucky to break 30 on any new posts. I wonder if this "people r trolling meh!1" stuff is her fishing for people to ask her what's wrong, etc.
No. 217504
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Not only did he block/delete/drive away all of his cosplay friends (didn't he say he deleted 800 fb friends at one point?) but he expected a huge influx of new followers after only spending a week or two on YouTube doing the skate thing. Kevin and Lori really are two sides of the same coin. They expect people to worship them just for existing.
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You have to actually make/wear cosplay to be considered one, he hasn’t made anything new (and complete) in many years. And he constantly shits on the cosplay community because they don’t kiss his ass. I thought he was a “cosplay martyr”? He can’t produce cosplay or attend a convention because he’s too paranoid/threatens people.
People don’t like you because you’re both shit stains on society. It doesn’t matter if you made the worlds most perfect cosplay, nobody would care. He just cries and throws tantrums constantly.
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>>217560I am praying to the dark gods of milk that Kevin drags Lori out to a con. It’ll never happen, since deep down she knows what she really looks like, but man, it would be fun.
No. 217566
>>217559I can't believe this retard thinks he's a content creator or influencer because he's around Loony, who also thinks she is. Both of them out here looking like mouldy bread while acting like assholes to everyone. They're delusional, that's why nobody cares.
>>217563This should be the on next thread OP pic. For people who claim to be cosplayers they've never gone outside or to a con recently because they know they look like shit.
No. 217644
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Lori has cranked the “like a phoenix, I shall RISE from the ashes” coping up to 12 lately.
They must really be destitute. All the people I know that post cringy shit like this on FB are on drugs, lol. Yup, next week you’ll cut back on your vice and really pull it together!
No. 217785
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Sage for no contribution but is anyone else watching Angelyne on Peacock? The overdone pink makeup, the polyester clothing, the platinum bangs to hide any forehead wrinkles, the obsession with “restarting” your life. Angelyne is eerily like a more successful Lori, and can afford the cosmetic surgery to boot.
No. 217860
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She's tattling on her actual body shape lol
No. 217861
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The only look you have down is lot lizard single mom realness
No. 217889
I finally saw them out and about, yesterday! It is so fun to spot cows. I didn't get a good look at them and I didn't go out of my way to try to, bc I'm not crazy. I would not have noticed them if it were not for Kevin's iconic yellow paisley pants. I literally thought, "there's only one person who would wear those," and I look up and it was them! Kev's roots are pretty bad and his hair is pretty long. Lori wears those giant sunglasses that obscure her whole face, so who knows. She did look wide from where I was, but I wouldn't say fat. But in my view she'd have to start pushing like… 140 to be actually fat. I spotted them exactly at the only place I ever thought I would see them, too.
I will say I am disappointed she wasn't sporting a look or those giant fugly heels of hers. It was the pride parade yesterday here so anyone who enjoys serving looks, was. Don't you even like playing dress-up, Loonie? That's like your only thing! Kevin, good job. It's crazy but you met the assignment with your loud pants.
No. 217919
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>>217889Kek thats hilarious anon! That spencer employee a few threads back also said she was wearing giant sunglasses it was probably these. Im not surprised she wasnt wearing her cheap dollskill outfits she probably cant fit into any of them despite probably habitualy ordering them in xs. And we all know she cant walk in her stripper heels. Was she wearing one of kevins cut up sweats?
No. 218021
>>217889Hilarious that she's wearing sunglasses indoors. She has to, considering in
>>217860 she paints brown shit over all of her skin and reflection, even over her manhands bc she's busted.
>>217980It's like a 100yo turtle's mouth.
No. 218044
>>217889Lori was at a pride event? Is that what you’re saying?
I know she used to date a member of the Kou Klan that was female, but I assumed that was because of her hypersexuality and thinking it would get male attention.
I guess she went because she’s now “asexual” and Kevin is a he/they or whatever. They probably think they’re some “queer” couple like all of the other crazy straights.
No. 218136
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>>218044>>217889I think I found a pic from Utah anon's sighting, kek.
No. 218222
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Worst edits ever.
No. 218224
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Thin old lady lips are cracking me up, she's trying to hide her face so bad but you can still see her true features through everything
No. 218225
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No. 218235
>>218225if you're going to warp, maybe don't pose in front of a couch with a bunch of lines?
it's still so funny that she doesn't poof face anymore because her face got so fat. She just purses her lips now kek
No. 218258
>>218253Looks like it to me? Either tobacco or CBD maybe, in those unbleached rolling papers?
Also, what’s the pattern on her socks? It’s so stretched I can’t tell. Wearing thigh highs to the apartment pool, Jesus.
No. 218266
>>218258Perhaps it is one last photo shoot at the apartment pool before Lori is inevitably kicked out? Kek
Why she’s going “all out”
No. 218289
>>218136She truly became Moo without the money for surgery. Her legs look like bowling pins with the edits.
>>218266Could be why she rushed to warp the image and isn't noticing how all the lines are disappearing into her fupa
>>218225>>218268Kek! Aren't they the same age?
No. 218316
>>218272Chilean, if I remember correctly.
These are among her worst edits ever. Still can’t decide what shape she wants her face to be.
No. 218351
>>218222Kek, that face looks like a sticker. Seriously worst editing ever.
>>218316Yup, dads Chilean and moms irish or some shit
No. 218358
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Yup. I remember her posting something about eating caramels on the beaches of Chile when she was a kid too, I think? Family vacations?
No. 218398
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Lori girl if you’re gonna shoop it to hell and back at least watch the walls girl. Damn.
No. 218469
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>>218451Have green eyes not blue and can confirm I've taken pictures in the sun like that where my eyes look fucking creepy
Sure it shows the color more I guess but it doesn't look very good imo? I'm pretty sure blue eyes do it the most, Zooey Deschanel has eyes like that sometimes, but it doesn't look as weird on her as in Lori's pic since there's too much overall brightening going on
No. 218613
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Nice warped mirror! So totally unedited. Nobody gives a flying fuck about elf girl summer except maybe the random Arab 12 year olds commenting "mmmm sexy favorite ,very nice body Love You princess". Was it worth it?
No. 218615
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>>218613You can tell these are old because she didn't shoop her face into a white dinner plate with hot pink granny lips.
No. 218683
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It’s giving Asperger’s
No. 218714
>>218630right looking at these photos I only see her ugly hooves
>>218613>>218615I thought these poses were identical until I noticed her left leg is more forward in one photo than the other. Lori can't afford to make any other poses besides arching her back and sucking in, lest everyone see how fat she is.
No. 218944
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>>218731It's not his. She's had this raggedy Amazon hoodie for years. It comes with chest chains that hook in the back. If you look up chain super cropped hoodie you'll find it in a bunch of colors. It looks like she cut it cause it's sweatshop crap.
She really needs to understand she's acting like a retard. This is so uncomfortable and creepy. Ahegao is beyond dead, oral thrush isn't cute it just reinforces how musty and unkept she is under the filters. I'm assuming that the "full video" is a 30 second clip of her kicking her legs and seizing in 2x speed. Oh, can't forget her creepy baby voice she pretends is her natural timber. Beep beep mid life crisis! I hope she never snaps out of it so we have a legacy cow. She's going to be one of those whore grannies modeling dolls kill trying to cling to her 20s. Kek.
No. 218948
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>>218944Samefagging to show the hoodie.
No. 219033
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"Good genetics" is genuinely the funniest thing she's ever clung to. I wish she would bring back unironically claiming she's an IRL loli girl and looks 20 years old. Spoiler because her ass is out.
No. 219034
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>>219033These were taken when
>>216949 was. She has to be on uppers or something. A 37-38 year old woman acting like this is really, really strange. The hyper behavior, weird stiff movements, the fact she's acting like a literal cartoon character is just… I don't even have the words. Makes me uncomfortable to watch. She's slipped into this demented persona that's so the opposite of who she is, we've seen it crack before. The severe mental illness of it all.
No. 219215
>>218944>>219034This is some serious mental illness here. That part with the eyes looks straight up demented and evil.
Is it ever a thought for people that post this crazy kind of shit on the internet that no one is trolling them, but they posted the content and people have a right to an opinion about it?
No. 219268
>>219216Yep. Nothing about their apartment is conducive to a comfortable living space. It looks like a fake set that porn is filmed in. Everything is for Lori's Instagram. Kevin's entire existence now is solely to promote her Instagram and post on Reddit for her. She's a black hole swallowing up everything else around her and spitting out lifeless plastic pink garbage and LED lights from Walmart.
The more I look back at photos of the apartment the sadder the situation is. No place to sleep in sight, only chairs are gaming chairs. No dining table, no chairs for the bar. The only seat is a decorative love seat. How can anyone live there? I don't believe they have a bedroom so how the hell do they sleep!? I know Lori is too lazy to put her crap away when she's done and fold out a futon. It doesn't make any sense. Tweakers live in more functional spaces. Lori is so batshit. I don't know how Kevin hasn't realized how much she's ruined his life. Not a defense but like at least if he was dating someone else or alone he would have a fucking usable couch and dinner table in his home.
No. 219327
>>219276absolutely he copes by saying he does it to get fit and improve skating but i bet he picked it back up to have a reason to leave. before he would just sit on his ass playing games and likely fighting with lori. now he doesnt have to worry about being comfortable or taking up
her space, he just fucks off from dawn to dusk skating with teenagers pretending his life is fine and the average 20's experience. if they do have a bedroom its probably literally full like a hoarder room. this new apartment is smaller so i really cant imagine they have room for anything more than her disgusting sunken bed and mountain of clothes. if they dont i think they do have an inflatable mattress its just always behind the camera so you cant see it when its up. either situation is pitiful considering how old they are. a real horror story
No. 219333
>>219268Can you imagine what maintenance must think walking in there? It must happen once in a while. Has Kevin's family ever been there? I know they have no friends. Not to mention it must just be uncomfortable. Just that hard looking blue love seat and 2 gaming chairs. Where do they eat, the dildo table on the floor?
A small apartment is one thing, but that place needs a big pull out sofa, wall mounted flat screen and 2 comfy bar stools. Would be nice if they headed off to the used appliance store and got a washer and dryer too. I get the feeling they dont wash their clothes.
Everything about the way they live is so off. They could even use affirm to buy those things since their not opposed to creating debt.
No. 219438
>>219268i was just thinking about this. i actually can’t even recall if i’ve seen pictures of either of them sitting on that ugly loveseat. it looks like it would collapse with any weight on it. even the sad shag rugs look like cheap craft store faux fur fabric.
>>219268tinfoil but they might have a sad twin mattress on the floor behind her cheap phone tripod so that’s maybe why it never shows up - we hardly ever see that one wall in pics and if we do i she probably drags it out of the frame for the picture. that or what other anons have said about them sleeping on an air mattress in the kitchen. probably don’t even put it away they just tuck it into another corner of the room for pics lol
No. 219442
>>219438That blue couch was something she flexed hard when they moved into their first apartment. Kevin bought it for her and she bragged about how perfect it was.
I can’t imagine their studio apartment is clean at all. Even with the ferrets gone it’s got to be disgusting. We have photographic evidence from when she lived with Holly and Ginger (Michiru and Haruka Kou) of how she trashed the fuck out of her room at their house and lived like that as if it was normal. There has ALWAYS been an abundance of clutter and mess in the background of her photos going back to when she was “married” to Steven. Lori is a disgusting person and it’s spread from her core to manifest in the junk that spreads around her.
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>>219327Unpopular opinion, but I think they do have a bedroom. She’s posted a few bathroom selfies and there’s a shower behind her. Also the door to the balcony is a sliding door. That placement if the shower and door aren’t available in a studio, from the floor plans on their apartment website. But it does make sense in a one bedroom.
I wouldn’t bet money on it or anything - Maybe it is a studio. But I think they have a bedroom off the short hallway to the bathroom with loris clothes and Kevin’s cosplay piled around their sad concave bed. Her old bedroom was covered in piles of clothes and shoes, and that was when Kevin had his own room to store his things. Must be a musty hellhole.
No. 219496
>>219473Theres no bedroom. Theres an alcove where a washer dryer belong but they dont have one and she put the ferret cage in that space. Theres a closet and door to the bathroom there as well.
Sometimes her flipped pics also confuse the actual layout.
This was ripped to shreds a few threads back, its definitely a studio.
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How much should we bet Nonnies they sleep in the walk in closet?
No. 219508
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>>219499That still does not explain the sliding doors you see in some pics or the shower you see /behind/ Lori in
>>219468. Also, that closet in the studio layout is not in her pics, and we’ve seen that wall - it’s the one her pink desk/vanity is against and there’s no closet there.
Anyways, it’s a retarded argument. They either have a sad, hoarder-style bedroom or a floor mattress.
No. 219659
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>>219522I looked back, and no. People posted the same floor plans, and had the same argument back on thread #12. Nothing was proven. The evidence in the pictures since then point to it being a 1br. Look at Kevs desk placement - there are no studio layouts that have an uninterrupted wall on that side. There are other details, like the closet door next to the entry door placement, and other things.
I think it's funnier that she's in a 1br. It's been less than a year since they moved here and Kev's pawning his "designer drip" because they're downing. A year ago, Lori was posting about how she was in the top XX% of OF creators, had 'money saved'#thriving, etc. Turns out, her subs were only ghosts from her past hate-watching, and they cancelled as soon as she proved how boring she is. The saved money wasn't even enough to cover ONE household emergency. She thought she was moving up in life, but it was just her being delusional. Every year she slips further. She got shit for her old bedroom being covered in mess, and its so much worse now, even she knows she cant post it. You can sometimes see the junk she has to climb over spilling into the hallway.
No. 219666
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(samefag, posting the desk wall)
A well-adjusted, competent couple in their 20s/30s could organize such a space for each to have room for their hobbies and comfort. But Lori and Kev are none of those things, so they're just waiting to get evicted while Kev cries about how he has no room for his cosplay, and Lori posts the same boring shots in the same boring room for the last 8 mo.
No. 219670
>>219667this is where lori shows her age (besides the super-retro tattoos) she really doesn't understand how things work. back in the Kou days I'm guessing she had everyone shoot for her because she was the ~model~ (LJfags correct if I'm wrong) so I don't think she realizes how they work. like vidrel is how ringlights are being used/shilled with content creators, does she think she's above actual "bomb lighting" because of her genetics? because she clearly doesn't know how they should be used
I almost hate dropping a video to show stuff should because Lorena might fuck around and improve her content after lurking. and the video is one I randomly picked from ALL of the ones available. I could be a shit and posty kittymelons collabs with them but she selfposted enough in the older threads and on kiwifarms I don't think the shill is needed here either.
No. 219879
>>219659Your hilarious anon. There is clearly no bedroom. Its a studio.
>>219499 This is the layout. Get over it.
>>219842>>219823There is no bedroom, just some tard in here trying to confuse the thread. It's clear from her pictures they have no bedroom.
If they did their egos would never have let people think they only had one room to live in. She would have filmed in there as soon as anyone brought up how small their place is. Not to mention look at the cost. Who thinks they pay between 1700 and 2000 a month? The studio says its 1600 and I hardly believe they afford that so I buy that Kevin's parents pay for their "room".
No. 219903
>>219879Lol,
Nonnie, they can’t afford either apartment. The difference between the two floor plans is currently $99/mo.
No. 219953
>>219659>they sleep and eat on the floor with the dildo table>they use an inflatable bed that's getting moved to the side on every pic>her pics of the whole apartment have no door other than exit and bathroom and shower>they live in filth and beg for ramenIf there was a bedroom, Loony would have 1000% taken it over and used it for her own junk. There is no evidence to the contrary, so you need to prove there is a bedroom. Until Loony posts a pic of a bedroom she moved into, there is none.
Their storage is a cheap external storage that requires a drive to get to, Kevvy mentioned all his cosplay being there now. They live in filfth.
No. 219986
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Kek the ass shoop bending the floor grain. So her ass is even flatter and sadder irl. All old girl has going for her is her Meitu VIP subscription. Anyone else notice her switching up the "pay to talk to me" act? She's saying she's going to try to respond to all her comments now. I guess the findom LARP is over.
No. 220034
>>219979.
I’m not super invested, but I am surprised by the mental gymnastics here? Lori DID take the biggest room - the living room, in addition to most of the bedroom that may or may not exist? Mirroring is a thing, yes. That’s why I’m showing the wall the desks are on that has the mystery doors. That wall could be on the right or left, makes no difference. You can’t move the alcove or door to the other side - there’s a counter there. I can’t explain it better than that. I showed my proof. It is not the studio floor plan on the website. Maybe she lives in a secret floor plan that’s not advertised? A better argument for the studio would be maybe they reserve those studios for HUD tenants. Sure, maybe? But why does them possibly having a shitty small bedroom skeev you off so bad? She might sleep in a shithole bedroom or a shithole mattress. It’s still a shithole she can’t actually afford, and it doesn’t change Loris station of life in the least?
No. 220049
>>220034So Kevin just posts all his shit from the kitchen floor for fun? Whenever he does post anyway. I don't think anyone is mad at the 1-br assumption, it's just the fact that it makes absolutely no sense for these ego maniacs to have a bigger apt than it seems, without ever telling the world how big and swanky their lavish apt is.. Why would Kevin complain about no room to build cosplay shit if there was a whole other room.
I won't believe there's a bedroom until we see it
No. 220050
>>220034Lori was utterly obsessed with that tacky bed. She posted photos of herself in her room all the time. It’s very hard for me to believe that they have a separate bedroom if Lori isn’t posing on that stupid bed. She was obsessed with the way she’d decorated it when they lived in the other apartment. The only other explanation is that the bedroom is the “storage” area that Kevin talked about and he was lying about it being an actual storage unit. I can’t imagine they’d be able to afford one anyway. Maybe it’s crammed with all their shit.
Ultimately it doesn’t matter. It’s a cesspool of shit whether there’s a bedroom attached or not. Idk why it’s such a focal point except that nothing of interest is happening with them right now other than a possible eviction.
No. 220087
>>219959Some anons commented on the inflatable bed being sunken in the middle in the old apt pics. It wasn't holding its air anymore, so she probably didn't want to show it.
>>220034They can't even afford a mattress, kek. Why would they even have a bedroom?
The fact that she posed beside her closets in the past apt shows she has no closets either.
No. 220093
>>220087Lori was sleeping on an air mattress with her supposed "broken back?" Lol
>>219988This is an informative roundup, anon. Thanks for laying all the info out like that. I notice Kevin seems to be MIA. He must have a job he's ashamed of.
No. 220099
>>220034i agree, it doesn’t really change things.
not tryna keep this debate going but they live at enclave at redwood, not the hardware apts according to kev’s address
No. 220195
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>moo moo monday
I love that she hasn't dropped the cow shtick even though it's passed it's peak and it's played out. The egirls have moved on. Proves anons that say she does it to "troll" were right after all. Does she think feigning self awareness will make farmers back off? All she's really doing is calling attention to is and wasting time being petty when she should be preparing for the end of her lease and making more money. I wonder if doing this still at nearly 40 years old has ever paid off for her in her mind. To anyone with a working brain she's a walking bundle of red flags with arrested development and clear self esteem issues. I don't even know why I'm wasting my time thinking about it when I already know the answer is: she's fully delusional and an unmedicated BPD narc who's steeled in her dysfunction. Wonder if Kevin is still alive even.
No. 220210
>>220093It looks like she's doing her own socials lately, can't yell at Kevvy to do it when he's out doing manual labor or skating with teens.
>>220195Her weird boobs totally go in opposite directions, it's why she keeps using those shirts to fake having normal ones. Also she's getting huge, even with the thinning app and standing awkwardly, she can't hide that she has no thigh gap.
No. 220213
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This isn't gas for the fire, but where is this Is it the old apartment? as the paint and floor look the same it could kinda support the 1b apartment but who am i kidding?
No. 220247
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>>220237It's sad she's trying to fake herself for a nonexistent audience. She posted this on her egirl fb page to crickets. She usually has about 3-5 foreign men who reply to her sexy pics with Smurf memes about loving her or say stuff like "so sexy you body i kiss it" or whatever. But NOBODY buys that she's a little girl with a squeaky voice. It's just sad.
No. 220290
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>>220287I actually think this is newer than that! I had a closer look and you can see she's got quite a bit of regrowth from the nail bed, so I think this was towards the end before she got them off.
(Spoilered because nobody wants a closeup of her mosquito bite)>>220287
No. 220367
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Image from twitter. Pretty sure she has a 1 bedroom (because of the visible doorway) and I'm betting either packed full of their shit or is actually the room from
>>220213 and barely set up. A pretty depressing life either way.
No. 220373
>>220367The first time I saw this, I didn't realize Kev was hiding in the corner. I’m snickering.
“Beep beep get out of my shot, shithead!”
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the picture was from her twiiter like i said not gas for the fire but the kinda supports the one bedroom theory.
No. 220484
>>220481Looks like a mattress on the floor behind her in
>>220468Weird how empty the room is though. Especially when you consider how much trash and plushies they scatter and pile up in the living room.
No. 220699
>>220213Hey look, it’s the hideous pink dresser we haven’t seen since they moved in.
I hate to admit how much I am missing Kevins over-sharing posts right now. First, so we can all move past the Great Floor Mattress Location debate, and second to confirm he has or hasn’t moved out (and with or without Lori). Is Lori’s sudden reveal of the hidden bedroom because he finally moved his 15 sets of foam armor out? Did he take the bed frame with him? I know I’m going to be disappointed and he’ll show back up haunting the edges of her shots, but for now Kevin is free, skating into the sunset with a new haircut in my imagination.
No. 220709
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>>220699Shit, my hopes are already dashed. He posted a selfie to Facebook. I'd make a joke about how red his eyes are, but i guess it's hard to look refreshed when you sleep on a floor mattress.
No. 220718
>>220709This is fucking
rough holy shit. I'm surprised he even posted this. Is this a cry for help?
No. 220746
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kinda crazy these are 5 years apart
No. 220766
>>220758Do yourself a favour and get out more,
nonny. I'm worried about you.
No. 220811
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>>220751It is 2022. She has a reasonably new phone. With this many filters and this much potato-quality smoothing, she still looks /this fucking bad/.
No. 220824
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I wonder if this is Kevin
No. 220830
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>>220824It is him. On 4/20/22 (same day he got booked), he posted ACAB on his Instagram
>>208155Reposted screenshot for viewing ease
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>>220824I had to look this up to be clear what the charge was. So was he stopping someone for calling for help?
No. 220842
>>220833All tinfoils
I could see someone at the skate park trying to call the police on him for doing something (and loudly announcing they were calling cops), and Kevin slapping or taking the phone away.
Or Lori and Kevin were publicly fighting, someone tried to call the police on them for disturbing the peace, Kevin noticed, and took the person’s phone.
Or even less likely (but I have known people that did this), Lori and Kev were fighting, Lori threatens to call the cops and begins doing so, and Kevin proceeds to interrupt the phone call, causing the police to come. I could see Lori being hateful and manipulative enough to do that.
No. 220867
>>220842You think the last one is least likely? Maybe I have kev pegged all wrong, but I struggle to see him be aggressive to one of his ‘peers’ or a stranger. I can see Lori calling the cops on Kev as a power move if he broke something of hers, and him slapping the phone out of her hand. If they have the sounds of a struggle that interrupted the call on recording…well…
It’s hard to tell because they are both untrustworthy narrators, shut-ins, and extremely petty and retarded. Maybe he is more violent to others than I give him credit for. Druggies are dangerous, after all.
No. 220882
>>220867I can see someone initiating a fight with Kevin and him retaliating. That’s what I meant to say. Like someone seeing him hanging around kids at the skatepark, looking like a homeless druggie, and that person attempting to call cops on him. Although Kevin does look like he could snap. He’s been looking rougher and is definitely on drugs (along with the tard rage he probably already had prior to Lori).
I only say least likely because I don’t think Lori would want to risk getting in trouble with police. But I guess if she thinks she could manipulate the cops, then she would threaten Kevin with that.
>>220869Lori definitely has records. I think we might get a clearer picture of what happened if we saw hers.
No. 220974
>>220834Considering how bloodshot those eyes are
>>220740 I'm pretty sure its safe to say they're on drugs. The arrest happened on 4/20 too which means the police may have wanted to arrest him and the charges were all the could get him on. Its speculation of course but its plausible.
No. 220978
>>220824Thank you for this milk anon, these two always deliver! Sounds like they both got high for 4/20 and fought, and Lori manipulated the cops to book him.
Wonder what his parents think…
No. 220984
>>220978It makes me wonder if Kevin's sudden need to sell his dumb shoes and guapi pants on June 2nd was because he had to pay a fine, and it wasn't for rent like we thought.
I wonder what his parents think indeed.
No. 221085
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from the other farms. a poster there posted this screenshot of when Scott was in the thread posting about how Lori messaged him during Kevin and Lori's relationship.
Scott posted this 2 months ago, which was April. could this be why Kevin freaked out and tried to grab Lori's phone?
No. 221097
>>221085As a eurofag, the idea of someone getting an arrest record for grabbing someone's phone is wild, I can see cops doing something like that during a protest or something (any excuse) but you know this was just another lover's tiff in the Lori ethot household, like can you imagine how much of a non-issue this would be as a cop
>hey this is the police>enters room full of plushies and ringlights, Lori sits there in pink sweatpants and cropped shirt, pouting>Yes, officer, the criminal is over there>anorexic man with sad eyes lurks in the corner>Yes, I did knock the phone out of her hand, officer, it was because her ex was posting on her lolcow thread>You're under arrest, sir Does this mean they actually took him to the station? I wonder what else goes on over there that this thread is missing out on, they should lean into the chaotic anime couple thing and run a tiktok or Youtube where they vaguepost each other and film their arguments. Then they might actually make some money off the internet for once.
No. 221099
>>221097as people mentioned above, it's because he grabbed her phone or knocked it out of her hand while she was dialing 911.
he probably chimped out and tried to grab it and she called 911 because she was scared or felt like it was the only way to deny him view of her message logs lol
No. 221139
>>221097> I wonder what else goes on over there that this thread is missing out onRight? I’m sure there’s been plenty of police visits from apartment complainants, but didn’t result in an arrest. They probably do a bunch of shit that doesn’t get reported either.
>>221083Kevin was very sheltered before meeting Lori. It’s why she could manipulate him. Along with him being a little dumb. Even his friends attested to that on KF.
>>221074Yeah I think Kev skateboards all the time just to avoid Lori’s yelling. She’s probably yelling at him right now. I think he is slowly growing more and more tired of her.
I wonder if Kevin will make a lengthy essay addressing this new milk, or will ignore it. Not exactly great to point out “I got an arrest record for preventing someone from calling 911” when he’s gone crazy before and told people to come and kill him at cons.
No. 221268
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kek at his not guilty plea
No. 221288
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its the anachan sperg harassing lori kek
No. 221290
>>221288she always posts when she's
triggered. wonder how much Kevin calls her fat
No. 221334
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Has anyone posted Kevin's word salad YouTube about section yet? I don't remember seeing this.
>questionable takes found can all be found
>I pretty much make enough on my own these days
Independently wealthy king over here.
No. 221350
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>>221268Got curious and found this on the other farms.
No. 221367
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>>221362Looks like the majority were just traffic violations
No. 221382
>>221370Maybe he's driving while high or Lori keeps fighting with him while he drives.
Wouldn't be surprised if she hopes that he spends nights in jail so she hooks up with guys in his apt.
No. 221435
I cant help but wonder if Kevin trying to stop Lori from calling 911 was fair and he wound up arrested for it? I mean its Lori,she will do anything to have her way. I wonder if she threatened to call during a fight or actually called and maybe it was unjustified and it got out of hand from there. Is Kevin crazy enough to just go nuts on her? Or did she have a tantrum that put him over his already busting edge? I can't figure out whose worse between these two, yet he still seems like maybe he could salvage his life if he walks away from her.
>>2213622017 I cant believe it's been that long. It's a record for Lori, if they are even still an actual couple.
No. 221436
>>221435It's a record for Lori because she's unable to get anyone else stupid enough to provide for her now. She's exhausted everyone in her circle for cash and lodgings, while nobody online or IRL would give her the time of day.
The fact that she goes back to exes and old friends for even food show how she's completely out of options in life. Can't wait for her to be dumped on the streets. She already looks and acts like a crackhead.
No. 221459
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She is doing herself no favours with her videos, let alone bringing up the obvious editing and making up r/thathappened tier stories
No. 221473
>>221459Stupid expressions, fake hair, fake nails, fake eyes, huge props and cheap aliexpress things to cover her up her body and face, yet she still messed up.
Her nasal old woman voice is out there, she forgot to fake that. Plus the width of her torso was exposed, it isn't the thin uwu one she has in all her edited pics.
No. 221499
>>221487It's a huge cope post because nobody real validates her looks.
Anyone attractive enough to deal with this regularly wouldn't be like Lori, filtering their horseface and legovag for a fiver.
>>221486Did they give up on cons? Too ugly to show up, kek.
No. 221521
>>221435>is Kevin crazy enough to just go nuts on her?Well I think it says something about Kevin that the police went through with arresting him instead of ticketing him only. You'll see in the various screen caps posted here and KF that it is a Domestic Violence related charge.
So they obviously got there and felt like Kevin still posed some kind of danger to Lori, at least in that moment.
Remember this is the guy that cut his own leg. I know lots of anons on this thread want to believe Lori is some manipulative mastermind, but she has no friends and no simps and can barely read and write. She just isn't smart enough to consciously manipulate Kevin into doing things
Her and Kevin are both sub-100 IQ brainlets, but Kevin has a history of violence, against himself and now against Lori.
No. 221672
>>221642She likely doesn't want to leave behind the state (she hasn't burnt all her bridges there yet likely plus she probably thinks she can hook another retarded Mormon like Kev but with more money) or she doesn't want to leave the "luxury" apartments in downtown. She was never staying due to liking or fearing Kevin, she's left him after arguments using his own car multiple times. If Kevin was going to snap and kill her I think he would have when she went back to Rikki in Washington. That was clearly her attempting to cheat on him. Also, Lori is extremely lazy beyond sloth levels so another factor of her not changing her life is that. Also I struggle to feel bad for her when she has a history of being insanely manipulative and verbally and mentally
abusive to everyone she has ever known that doesn't give her what she wants. Like Depp and Heard, she may be a
victim of his reactionary abuse but she was the one that repeatedly pushed and pushed until he snapped and she's been toying with him since 2017. The blocking game, public drags, etc. It would drive anyone nuts especially if they started out genuinely caring and wanting to protect the person they thought would never abuse them. If you hurt someone like that for years they will eventually be scared of you or angry that they are mistreated you can't be surprised when it comes back to you. I don't want to see her be beaten or killed, nor do I want the converse. That still doesn't change the fact she kinda has it coming after being a controlling, vindictive and violent partner.
My personal tinfoil on her not leaving:
she believed the ethot thing would give her Belle Delphine amounts of money to buy her own place, car and plastic garbage. She would Kevin to the curb since he's useless at that point. Since that's not working I think she's just shocked and lost on what to do when she has to quit. She knows that moment is coming soon and she's scared of facing it. She's put all her chips and what little money they have into "business expenses" for her OF and now she has 0 savings, likely overdue Klarna payments and zero support outside Kevin. No. 221795
>>221642She doesn't have another guy lined up + she's comfortably lazy with Kev because his parents pick up the pieces when they can't afford their bills.
I think at this point Lori would be willing to settle with an overweight neckbeard just to get away from Kev but she doesn't even have that. I think she's trying to reel in a simp with her OF work but Lori is dumb and doesn't realize that doing the same shit over and over isn't working. She'd be better off getting a retail job at the mall or a sex shop like she used to work at. She could at least build a new social group at work and maybe mooch off those ppl until she can move into a room with one of them.
But Lori is lazy and is comfortable with her volatile life with Kevin because she eats tacos sometimes and can swim in a pool and pretend to be a successful Instagram model. She probably believes that whatever she has going on now is better than the alternative.
No. 221865
>>221795>I think she's trying to reel in a simp with her OF workIt's been years of her trying this and begging people to DM her and nobody wants to, kek.
>>221821>>221271Considering the other dates Kevvy was booked, were those also the times when Kevvy and Lori went apeshit with the GFMs?
No. 222036
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Does she see herself in these poems? What does Lori do except serve herself at any cost to anyone else? Also I need to see her charges kek I know she has some
No. 222194
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She's trying to hide her weight gain behind this skirt/coverup thing now. The caption on this says something about how it's a Dolls Kill moo bikini from last year. We can tell it's from last year because it's two sizes too small on Lori now.
No. 222200
>>222194Other than the trailerpark bangs does she have any hair left? The plastic rat tail extensions are falling apart.
She's literally bald and toothless, must have fallen on harder times than ever with Kevvy's constant fines.
>>222036I wonder what charges she has, too. She literally kills pets on the regular.
No. 222249
>>222198But nony, see the two pink squids? It ties everything together.
Can we take a moment of silence for the circulation of blood for her legs? Those stalkings are worse than a tourniquet. I thought nylon had alot of give to it?
No. 222258
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>>222249Speaking of her legs, whaaaats going on with her leg here? It’s fused with her foot?
No. 222438
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More of this shit again. I don't even know why I bothered to downloaded this.
No. 222507
>>222438Does she keep wearing those sweaters to hide how fat her arms and chin are and hide her chest? Or how her tits go upwards?
>>222489She can't even get paid from sexwork on the internet with doctored videos. Imagine being such a failure and completely unattractive and unwanted by all men.
No. 222539
>>222533I was wondering that too when I saw this
>>222258I just didn’t ask because I didn’t want to look dumb for not knowing “Lori lore” kek. It does look like a $10 flash tattoo though. Maybe a birthday present?
No. 222553
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Kevin with a domestic violence charge talking about other people being "scum of the earth" lol. Why is he bringing this up now? The last Lori nudes leak was several months ago. He only ever focuses on weird distractions like how we call him 5'9" though.
No. 222568
>>222524She's likely scared of what she sees in the mirror.
>>222553Her nudes aren't even nudes, and the scrotes who are leaking didn't even like it. He's just mad that it lead to less scrotes being scammed, kek.
No. 222605
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I'm sorry, I know this is a nitpick but Lori's feet are looking more mangled than ever. Times are tough.
No. 222612
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>>222605This is what her veiny square toed feet look like imo. Lori, if I sub will you promise to wear closed toed shoes just for me?
(Going down for a nitpick, together).
No. 222613
>>222605Couldn’t even be assed to paint her toenails. So bony and disgusting.
>>222612Her hands are probably in the same state.
No. 222631
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who is Andrew?
No. 222632
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"Girls gotta eat." But I thought Lori was *~*~thriiiving~*~*~…
No. 222643
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>>222631Interesting. Maybe this guy? Lori just followed him.
No. 222663
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>>222643Absolutely. New piggybank?
No. 222666
>>222643>>222663Guys you’re gonna make another fight happen kek
Kevin got an arrest record after finding out Ricky posted here. He’s gonna see this and flip. This really does look like parasite Lori is looking for her next host.
No. 222811
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>>222808>>222809here you go
nonnie. i saved this one specifically
No. 222873
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How edgy of Lori to post this today.
No. 223294
>>223224ayt No I agree, children should have a lot more rights in society and be more protected. I care about children's rights but I still find their uncontrollable bodily functions nasty af and I don't go near it.
The weirdest energy is wanting everyone to have a kid even if they are against/on the fence about it, hell no. Only reproduce if you REALLY love kids, the kids faring ill in the world would decline so fast if people made a conscious choice about it not just ''Oops, guess were having a kid!'' or have one just because its excepted.
>>223279 Hard not to get pressed about it in these time tbh. Some people don't get to choose in certain backwards places in the world.
No. 223338
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Saged for no milk (and trying to help get back on topic), but her teeth look like theyre rotting. The bottom canine on the left side of her mouth looks like it’s decaying from the inside with how dark gray it is.
If she never leaves her house besides going to the pool, I wonder if she’d even make the effort to brush her teeth.
No. 223363
>>223338Maybe the discoloration on her teeth must be from the app trying to add or whiten teeth that are missing or rotted?
Wasn't there a slew of posts she did using smileapp or fake teeth by her a year or so ago?
No. 223463
>>222873Late but what a vapid empty statement from a vapid empty person. I really see everything she posts like this as a lame excuse for how she lives. People who choose children usually want them and the love is what drives life. Most women also look just as good after having kids if they were in shape and their partners love them. Most aren't deluded into thinking no kids means a young body. She already looks her age, not having kids hasnt spared her that, regardless of what she thinks. This post is a weird glimpse of how shallowly she views life.
>>223279A choice for normal people who choose childfree. She may have changed her mind if the circumstances were right. Lori's life wasn't planned, she just pretends it was so she doesnt have to acknowledged that she's a failure. I dont take anything she says as an actual decision, more like a cope for what she wound up with.
>>223338What man looks at those teeth and says, yeah I'll stick it in there, gross. That front tooth looks black.
No. 223473
>>223463> She already looks her age, not having kids hasnt spared her that, regardless of what she thinks. This post is a weird glimpse of how shallowly she views life. Like her teeth, her life is a sad story of consequences.
>>223466She has tried her whole life to lock men down and nobody sticks around. She even tries with women when the few men dried up.
Whatever money she scams off OF or steals from Kevvy she spends on more cheap tricks like aliexpress, apps and IG followers in hopes that someone will pick her. Expect more cope posts to come in strong this year.
No. 223579
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>>223466>>223473But she's living the life Nonnies!! Playing old lady nightmare dress up so she can pay bots in a click farm to keep her delusions alive instead of having a job, friends, family and basic self care or respect is owning the hadurz! Plus, there's a pool.
Picrel
She should appologize to her Mom. She should call her and say "I'm sorry you had me and had to take care of a disgusting gross baby". Oh wait, no she's the perfect beep beep waifu loli who was Gods gift to the world! I guess her Mom is blind since she doesnt seem to agree or give a shit about her.
No. 223581
>>223579according to lori (which obviously should be taken with a grain of salt) her mom was controlling,
abusive and very religious/strict. IF THAT'S TRUE I'm pretty positive her family lowkey disowned her for doing OF/porn. I doubt her family talks to her much, I think the last we heard her dad helped her out once years ago but nothing since then.
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>>223466lol, I know peoples dreams change between high school and late 30’s, but I just think this is a funny piece of history. From one of Lori’s old cosplay sites, check the last answer:
No. 223645
>>223583Bet she lied about all the stuff there to skinwalk.
Blood type O sounds like a straight up lie.
No. 223665
>>223645Maybe not, tho. O type (positive) is actually more common in latinos/nas than in white americans. Just a fun fact kek
>>223466I hope she never reproduces in favor of the child, but if she does, can you imagine her forcing the poor kid to cosplay with her? She would be a sighthly more psycho Margo.
No. 223683
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>>223583Almost everything is her skinwalking.
No. 223689
>>222873Lori, if you constantly talk about your “vampire genetics” your entire narc life and how perfect they are. Wouldn’t you want to breed?
Lori deciding not to procreate is probably the only good thing she will ever do for society.
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I love her Facebook mom copeposting. It's always some melodramatic image macro like this that paints the self-insert character as a wounded gentle warrior with incalculable trauma and trust issues who lives on the principles of respecting others and being aware of karma. Basically the polar opposite of her. It's so funny that she still tries to convince everyone that she's the most broken tiny victim who needs to be handled like a mangled little hummingbird and given all the patience and forgiveness, even when she tries to hurt you and breaks all your valuables with a bat.
No. 224281
>>222868doesn’t seem like she managed to hook anyone in with her last attempt, so doubtful.
given how some nonas sperg about Kevin from time to time I would say it’s more likely he meets someone new kek
doubt it would happen either but it would be milky
No. 224291
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>>224281tinfoil but god i would love if we had some sort of kevvy and new girl saga with lori kicked out and living with that girl she worked at forever 21 with and begging for people to buy her juice and arcade plushies at the mall.
>>224283maybe they had another fight and he has been arrested again. meanwhile she's trying to pretend like this is her pool that she owns again.
No. 224299
>>224291>pretending to have made it with the public pool picsIt would be amazing if she got kicked out by a new girl (or guy since he's trooning out) but nobody would want Kevin at this stage.
His parents can't keep paying for them forever. With him in and out of jail due to Lori and running into increasingly bigger debts, something's gotta give.
No. 224320
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>>224163Lori has always had the emotional depth of a mud puddle. Sailor Moon was cutting edge for its time but looking back its painful to watch in ways. No matter how many sailors were added to her group, they all ended up doing absolutely nothing but serve as jabronis to make Usagi look good and spit vapid pep talks at her before her attacks. And that’s the world Lori wanted to live in. After that, it was Zero Two, who is also written as the most specialist, most misunderstood babe in the universe. In her moonie days, she had a whole gang of friends to feed her delusions. Then she and Kevin based their whole relationship off of Zero Two and Hiro. During her short-lived Saber phase, there was some half-hearted mention of Kevin cosplaying as Gilgamesh. Then for Marin…nothing. Never once was there a whisper about him playing along or participating in her ‘costume’ construction. You’d think the whole Marin/gojo dynamic would have really gotten her to trot him out as her personal costume maker. It’s interesting to me how you can see her world shrinking around her in real time. No one wants to play along with her anymore, even if they pity her and are still her Facebook/ instagram friend. Speaking of which, this comment was left (since deleted) by one of her former kou klansmen, her former Sailor Venus:
No. 224381
>>224320Her former Venus used to be the Kou who was the furthest up her gaping dirty ass for years. Lori fed off that for a long time until the Venus got skinnier than her. Lori made a flippant comment about an eating disorder and that the girl was nuts and they haven’t been close since. Before that, I would’ve bet she would’ve been the one to take Lori in but as always, Lori burned that bridge. The only one of the former Kous who
might help her again is Crissy (Mars), but I doubt it. DJ RanmaS would take her in for the “clout.” She really has no one but her sk8t0r boi anymore. And maybe that guy who collects legos.
No. 224404
>>224381Is there anyone she is friends with IRL other than Kevin?
It sounds like she only knows people from like twenty years ago cosplaying or exes and they all have moved on. She literally has no friends and even if she sort of did, it looks like she fumbles the bag by being a selfish retard.
No. 224418
>>224404Of course not. Shes never posted or even mentioned going out with friends, like hanging out with them by her totally self owned pool or out for a girls brunch or nightcap (as if she can even afford it).
The closest friend she probably had currently was the girl she worked with at forever 21 that
>>224291 mentioned. And even that seemed to be no more than a work friend. I guess it helps her NLOG image to be friendless though, can’t be friends with other women because they’re mean jealous boolies.
No. 224493
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There's no way she doesn't have a level of mental retardation
No. 224497
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She's so fat she had to remove the elastic holding the dress together on the sides. KEK
No. 224498
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Yeah Lori, thats you! Dumb bitch
No. 224504
>>224497What is happening with Lori’s concave chest in this pic? Is the dress just pushing up fat into the hole? It’s literally angled in. The pectus excavatum has been getting worse over time. It’s so strange she complains about her “bad back”, yet this is the most obvious deformity she has and refuses to acknowledge it as something negatively impacting her health. She always tries to pin it as something “cute” like how she described it as a “place for her ferrets”, or coping and calling it “cleavage”.
>>224320Lori is apparently obsessed with her body, yet does absolutely nothing to fix it. Always in denial. Rotting teeth, hair falling out, chest sinking in.
No. 224527
>>224504Right? She's just bitter her eggs are spoiling while nobody wants to knock her up. If she cared about her body she would work out, not smoke, eat right and not live in her cheap ass plastic bikinis that will give her god only knows what kind of
toxic poisoning and chemical burns over time.
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>>224539An ever-so-slightly more cohesive look than her Versace-knockoff print bolero, heart print bikini, and cow headband…
No. 224570
>>224497She always wears fake hair, strategically poses, and layers plastic all over the upper chest to disguise how awful her face and body really is, but the busted up parts are right on display here, kek.
>>224546She been doing this stupid mouth pose for years now. It looks retarded in Kevvy's candids so why does she still insist on doing it? Toothless wonder.
No. 224624
>>224552yea that's what I said anon lol
>>224570Really, her chest is on full display here, literal cut-out in the dress to showcase it.
>She been doing this stupid mouth pose for years nowWhat's funny is that she used to fill her cheeks with air while doing this lip thing. Now she only puckers her lips because her cheeks have gotten fatter kek
>>224620tbh Lori's body is fucked up even without ever having children, so not doing so didn't really prevent her from becoming a toothless concave hag
No. 224626
>>224620no one gives a shit about your child free body, the same way no one gives a shit about how much a blessing/miracle it is to pop out a baby like all living beings.
The entire point of this is that lori likes to brag that she doesn't have a kid as a badge of honor ~'because it'll fuck up my uwu vampire genetics body'~ but the truth is, if she had to bag some rich dude by having a baby, she 100% would. She doesn't give a fuck about anything but fame, money, and attention.
No. 224650
>>224546None of her outfits make sense, does she continue to dress like that out of spite for the haterz? she looked like she dressed not as bad in her kou days, what happened?
>>224630the post Lori had was about “children ruining bodies” and that being the reason she didn’t want one. the other comment just said kids don’t ruin bodies, and added that she is happy with her own kids. Never did she mention “you will change your mind” or whatever you say. I am sorry you are probably surrounded with people that tell you to change your mind about having kids nona
No. 224659
>>224626This. Lori's body is already fucked up and nobody wants it, not even roommate Kevvy, so not sure what's being bragged about.
Lori was just making yet another cope post because her middle aged FOMO is on overdrive lately. What's left of her scant facebook friend feed probably shows normalfag families vibing and it's
triggering her because she doesn't have any semblance of a life or family.
She's got to do something with her time between hitting up lego collectors for meals and scratching at her legovag.
No. 224985
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This is horrifying. Why would she upload this?
No. 225181
>>224985she completely filtered out her nose…lori looks even more monkey-like with just nostrils. also look how hard she's trying to push her ditch chest together kek
>>224990funny because from what i've seen just on the belle threads, everyone hates her now. maybe lori should take a hint and stop trying to do this OF shit and get a real job.
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>>224985Lori’s starting to look like the baby from Dinosaurs with how she’s editing her nose into just nostrils and those overly blown up eyes.
No. 225331
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>>224985This is the shot that gets me, cropped for emphasis. There’s her arm over there…so all that at her side is just fat squeezed like sausage innards into vinyl casing. The strap of the sequin bikini is cutting into her and looks painful. She must have that x-small tied at the absolute limit. No wonder she had to fuck with the filters until she absolutely blew out the whole left side of these pics to a white light, kek. It’s 2022, and this is as much resolution as Lori can show. Fucking
oof.
No. 225534
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She looks like a literal retard.
No. 225535
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Paper white face plus the brown body is just chefs kiss.
No. 225694
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Guys! Kevin is alive!!!
I wonder what this status means though?
Is Kev upset that his all is never enough for Lori?
No. 225699
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I can only imagine his sad posting is because truly nothing he does gains traction. But then nothing he does is original or takes any kind of special talent. He just wants to be insta famous and do nothing to achieve it. Yawn.
No. 225709
>>225699If he started by dumping Loony, getting therapy and trash these stupid pants he'd be well on his way.
Sadly he's too unoriginal and too shitty a person to ever change his life and grow a following.
No. 225820
>>225775Following what Loony does to fake looking taller. Does nobody notice how long this mirror looks in the distortion?
>>225787Only being exposed to Loony makes him believe that whatever she's doing is important. They're such retards because they're both not even normies, they're aging and broke. They are behind all the trends, take lazy pics indoors and will never catch up either in looks or content to ever be insta famous.
No. 226442
>>226437They probably figured they should try and keep her close so she didnt run off with their son again. Then they probably realized she was more than the average shitty girlfriend, but a legit problem they couldnt handle. If he was under 18 as a parent I would have called the police and gotten rid of her but since he was a grown man there was probably nothing they could really do but watch a sick woman fuck with their son. They were probably thrilled to at least get them out once they knew it was out of their control.
How fucked up do you have to be to live in someone's parents house when your in your 30s and the person is like 8 or 9 years younger than you? They must have been very uncomfortable.
No. 226557
>>226442Lori is definitely /pt/ tier horrorcow.
There is likely so much more milk and looking at the police records is barely scratching the surface of how fucked they are.
The only good thing Kevvy ever did is make the best milk about her public with his spergouts.
No. 226770
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Lori and Kevin didn't go to AX this year. Why would such a "successful" and "thriving" cosplay power couple miss such a big event? Did they avoid it because Lori is painfully aware that she looks nothing like her deranged and heavily filtered selfies?
No. 226967
>>226839Fucking kek, they're both devoid of talent yet think they're unique amazing interesting people.
The fact that Kevvy posted that up means he was always as delusional as Loony.
No. 227288
>>226839"AND I HOPE, AND I HOPE, AND I HOPE—"
me too girl, I want that Kevin EP so bad
No. 227318
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"My balcony has the best view" kek
No. 227321
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Chick by Nicky Hilton? But I thought Lori was so successful… Where's the genuine Louis Vuitton goods that an IRL anime princess deserves?
No. 227465
>>227321She just showed her age and shit taste again.
>>227335>>227429They're literally living on the floor and struggling to afford that cheap unit, barely getting by when not being arrested for retard shit.
This is something Kevvy's parents are paying for though, so Lori bragging about it like an accomplishment is extremely sad.
No. 227537
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Looks like Kevin got a lawyer. His arraignment is July 22.
No. 227562
>>227551Kevin posted this photo recently
>>225699But I guess it’s a possibility that it’s old and Kev figured he ought to post something so people (farmers, who else does he do this for) assume he’s still “doing well”.
No. 227568
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This comment was posted the day before yesterday. Lori, who doesn’t often acknowledge Kevin, went out of her way to mention him. I assume there’s some love-bombing going on. It’s the usual move after abusive behavior.
No. 227571
>>227549I wonder what his court ‘fit will look like
Maybe he will finally cut his fuckin hair
No. 227598
>>227568I find it funny and pitiful that one of the few times Lori acknowledges Kevin, she refers to him as “the boi”. Not by fiancé, or his name Kevin, just…”the boi”. It’s like she’s talking about some object or something. Maybe she’s trying not to alienate the few (if any) coomer orbiters, but if that was the case, she wouldn’t have mentioned Kevin at all, and stuck to only “walking around my complex”. You can just feel Lori’s indifference and hate to him.
>>227571I’m sure he could find something at goodwill. But yeah he’s got to do something about that used Q-tip hair, it makes him look unhinged, not “anime” like he thinks (as if looking like an anime character in court would help your case at all though).
No. 227638
>>227622I guarantee lolcow will come up in the courtroom when he explains how he's so famous with so many haters and the stress caused him to lash out at Lori or whatever.
>>227630Nothing to report on the blocking front. Lori kept Kev as a follower all throughout June and July so far. April had two blocking events (around Lori's bday and at the end of the month). May also had 2 blocks/unblocks.
No. 227759
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Why does she think this? She has no reach because nobody wants her shit.
No. 227791
>>227568>I always wear sweatsAs if it was by choice. She can't afford anything but her walmart sweats, stole Kevvy's clothes, and has to hide how her body really looks in case someone spots this cow in the wild again.
>>227571>court fitFucking kek, you know he would wear his yellow pants.
>>227759>hey zero followers, dm me on OF so I can afford ramenIsn't linking OF banned there?
No. 227807
>>227475Their apartment is garbage. Some people in their 20s/30s own houses or at least have a bedroom in their apartment. Sorry but only poor people live in a crappy studio. Not to mention people their own age have already graduated college. If they haven't, well poor life choices. Enjoy begin for freebies from the government. Dont forget, shes closer to 40 and latched on to a paying nearly 10 years her junior. Shes pathetic, she gas accomplished nothing. I'd be embarrassed living in a shit studio at her age.
>>227547He cant afford a lawyer. Def a public defender and honnestly probably all he needs.
The situation is probably a fine and community service at most. Domestic violence charges mean nothing if she doesnt speak against him in court.
No. 227813
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>>227318She didnt even take these pictures, their stock photos, she just cut them from the website. Fucking sad.
No. 227820
>>227537Is Lori complying with this investigation? Like is she going to testify? I wonder what her role is in this case. If it ends up actually going to court it means they think they have a conviction and Lori would probably be testifying against him, right?
He’s pleaing not guilty
>>221268 maybe under advisement from his lawyer. Will be interesting to see if it progresses after the arraignment.
No. 227824
>>227820If that happens Lori could be out on her ass. There is no known address for her in Utah. Their address is in Kevin's name only. Her last known address was in Port Washington. Is Kevin stupid enough to keep housing someone who helps gets him convicted? If his parents pay for them, they should stop all payments and force him out of her life. I doubt Lori would have much sway though. The charges were pressed by the state, not Lori. It's a class B misdemeanor and has fines up to $1000 and as much as 6months jail time, so I am curious to see what happens here.
Is it sad to say it might benefit him to be forced away from her? Maybe theres a silver lining in the black cloud if he actually gets a conviction.
No. 227839
>>227836nta but here's what I think happened.
Loony called the cops to scare the person she is leeching off, her typical last resort to control them by claiming DV or rape, as seen on the pics of Kevvy's texts.
When the cops come she acts like a
victim but she won't press charges, because it was only meant to scare the person she leeches off into doing something for her. Still, the state can press charges without her because there was a recording of her whole initial call that Kevin interrupted.
It would be amazing if she inadvertently fumbled her microscopic bag but Kevvy is too stupid to just get rid of her.
No. 227870
>>227836911 calls are always recorded, so there is one out there, but I don’t think they are accessible to the public. However, sometimes court documents with the ruling decision and whatever was discussed during the trial is publicly posted, if it is not sealed (KF pulled some before for a tranny cow’s divorce).
I wish this would lead to a break-up as well with Lori getting kicked to the street, but you’re right, Kevin’s too stupid and obsessed. He’s been brainwashed into dealing with Lori, even when she causes him financial ruin and a criminal record.
No. 228124
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After 2 months Lori finally replied to some of her Instagram comments. I've put the best ones into a collage. There's some pretty funny stuff here.
No. 228136
>>228124>how do you look so young>my lifestyle. good food, rest, hydration, and no stressShe probably does sleep all day, but that isn't doing anything for her hag face. She only eats ramen, and her lettuce "wrap" was pitiful and her meat soup looks gross. Doubt she even drinks much water, it's all overpriced canned boba.
>I just want to touch your ears>I let people touch em when I wear them outDoubt. I don't think anyone wants to go near this crackhead.
>I get tanner and more toned every daykekkk you mean from photoshop? all she does is eat junk food and pose on the dildo table.
>Sit on my face>I got content like that if you know whereOnce again, Lori false advertising her OF that is just reposts of her IG photos and the same tired poses over and over again. How could she have "face sitting" if she doesn't sit on someone's face? Kevin doesn't participate.
She also mentioned haters/trolls several times. You're sooo not bothered, Lori. kek
No. 228137
>>228118Different anon here, lighting is not the same and the plants are more grown in Loony's pics. It's ridiculous how much she edits her pics with blue and pink filters, the actual building and her room has dull browns, which hints at what she really looks like (not uwu pale).
>>228124Notice all the replies are within the current week and she's checking if they're the bots she paid for before replying.
She's going overtime trying to find a new person to leech from and isn't getting anywhere because she was a bitch to them. She could have gotten some engagement if she replied to these neckbeards and bots on time.
No. 228156
>>228124Kek some of her replies are gold
> the only natural eyelashes in the communityAlways finding a way to hate on other women
> ~naturally big gray eyes~> good food and hydration keep me young!> more tanned and toned everydayThis bitch has never even pretended that she was working out or at the gym. The most exercise she gets is slapping her flippers in the apartment pool
> literally everyone compliments my ass when I go out!You mean this ass?
>>216957 No. 228180
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>>228124She looked really high here
No. 228181
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she's also posted some skinwalk bullshit today. girl you look nothing like either of these. people are not stealing your likeness for anime.
No. 228185
>>228181Thinking that a character is "literally" her and acting like she was the inspiration for that character would be cringe in a cute way if she was 13 years old and just discovered the internet.
This is just pathetic of her and makes her look extra schizo.
No. 228189
>>228181She's such a crackhead, it's been over 20 years of her claiming anime is based on her.
Artists aren't inspired by her manface in aliexpress.
No. 228195
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>>228181Lori, you look nothing like Marin. I wonder how it feels knowing there are actual girls cosplaying Marin super well, and getting fawned over for their natural beauty….while you live in your imaginary world with your missing and rotting teeth..
No. 228205
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>>228201Sorry samefag
>>228202I did the work for you. Not the same image. Move on
No. 228207
>>228205Fucking Kek! That clearly is the same image. Yeah you did the work "for me" anon, you proved my point. Same photographer, and it ain't Looni.
Amazing shes at the same elevation as the picture on the website and managed the same cuts as the apartments advertisement?? Those pics are nearly identical. Because they are the same picture. Dont catch Loonis delirium anon.
No. 228214
>>228211Yeah, I mean, just look at the angles of the fountains. They’re different. She didn’t use that stock photo.
>>228203Right? That’s a whole different face than the extremely shooped one she’s got now. Lori’s delusional and probably thinks she “ages backwards”.
No. 228216
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>>228211>175170Except she posted the same photo 9 months ago in a different resolution. She took the picture the picture off the website. No one takes identical photos 9 months apart in 2 different hues that are identical cuts to an advertisement.
Since you needed to make a deal I'm going to point it out.
No. 228226
>>228216have you never lived in an apartment before? they live in
utah not nyc.
No. 228227
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We know that they live in unit [redacted], thanks to Kevin’s arrest record. That’s got a courtyard view. It seems like the speculation that they live in a studio that faces a dirt lot has been repeated so much that annons are having trouble believing anything else. Their view is into a generic shared courtyard. Their 1br is still small and sad. My favorite part about it though is that it confirms she doesn’t live in the building with the rooftop pool. It’s two elevator rides and a street crossing away. She lives in the white building behind the pool top building in attached pic. This is the closest to luxury she’s managed to get in nearly 40 years.(doxxing)
No. 228244
>>228236it's not doxxing if it's publicly available no matter how
triggered you are by kiwifags.
No. 228344
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"It meeee"
Lori is looking for a new skin-walking identity because her own is a flaming heap of abject failure.
No. 228346
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Kevin is wondering if he should keep his "Adolla Skye" nickname. Wonder if this has anything to do with his recent and completely self-imposed legal woes.
No. 228384
>>228377That was my thought too. Trying to start with a clean slate and avoid being connected to KF and lolcow threads.
Although, maybe this username change means that he is going to try to not post about her or make rants anymore (too bad). I've noticed he hasn't advertised for her since April, same month he got arrested. May be slowly trying to cut off any association with Lori, at least online.
No. 228410
>>228351She's so disgusting. It's just like the stories of her from 20 years ago when she left her trash everywhere in other people's houses.
>>228384>>228377Maybe it's advice from his lawyer but if his lawyer is any good he'd tell him to simply give Loony the boot.
No. 228448
>>228205Apartment places take photos in relation to the unit being sold, WHAT A CONCEPT!
seriously shut the fuck up already
No. 228486
>>228480Anyone remember when they moved into this place?
If the lease is going to be up, it could explain Loony's sudden surge in trying to find a paypig out of her bots and scrotes.
No. 228662
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>>228642Yeah, Kevin would have been milky regardless of which cow he ended up attached to. It's interesting to think about.
Here's Kevin's reasoning for keeping/changing the Adolla Skye name btw. I just saw this today.
No. 228728
>>228496Moo would probably have had him making props all day but at least he'd be fed and his skills would have maybe improved. Also he might afford to fix his hair and wear something other than dropship. He'd still be a cow but the milk would be fun than sad.
The best would be if he got any money or luxury items from being one of Moo's monkeys, and how he would instantly flaunt it. The ensuing milk of Loony stalking him and attacking girls in his and Moo's orbit would be great.
No. 228987
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what is her obsession with this song? a story from today and an older one. it's a really weird choice, kesha is not popular with zoomers, and she would've already been in her later 20's when this came out? not like she's reminiscing on old music from her teens or anything. she posted a few freak show videos of her in hatsune miku dollskill collection.
No. 229112
>>229111She's been posting old videos and pics a lot more lately. Wonder if it's because she gained a lot of weight or because something aged her majorly, maybe sun damage?
Her whole life has been spent jealous of younger girls and it's delusional of her to think she is on their level. She's looking and sounding like a rough forty year old who had a life of hard drugs even through the filters. She must hate girls who can get engagement without paying for it and don't need monkey expressions to hide their mile-long philtrums.
No. 229210
>>229131Some theories from past threads about Lori's bizarre shaky movements in videos:
1. She's high. Remember that Kevin went to rehab in the past.
2. She's trying to prevent the camera from revealing how old and worn she really looks.
3. She thinks it's cute because "I'm an irl loli anime princess" manic pixie dream girl delusions.
4. She has a humiliation fetish and gets off making unsettling content like this.
5. She's fake stimming to pretend she has autism. Lori hinted at having self-diagnosed autism in the past to avoid taking responsibility for her behavior.
6. She's mocking people with special needs. Lori has a history of abusing and insulting disabled people.
No. 229214
>>229211This is what I think too, she's shaking and blurry in everything. She's trying to do her fat girl angles and make her stump legs longer so she does several takes. She looks and acts like she's on meth tho.
It's telling that she hardly ever has pics taken by Kevvy. Last time he shared one was her looking like a chimpanzee in the kitchen on top of a shitty skateboard.
No. 229281
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Oh my god someone please edit her into something like granny strip club this pic is hilarious
No. 229387
>>229281Do they use ring lights in place of their over head lights? Why are they on?
Also damn it lori you couldn't post this a thread ago when people were writing dissertations about your apartment layout. Guess she may as well show it now that kevin's parents are gonna stop paying her rent when he gets a fine for their fight.
No. 229468
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Lori made this reel focused on her feet. I'm sorry.
No. 229557
>>229468Gross…this video has a stench to it.
>>229508Yep, that looks like an air mattress. I guess they pull it out and sleep in the living room. Or Lori pulls it out and sleeps in the living room…I don't think Lori and Kev could stand sleeping together on the same mattress.
No. 229697
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>>229653It’s what I see as well. The white feels to me like the base board.
No. 229722
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>>229697i really do think it’s an air mattress under there, old picrel. the bottom of the sofa is the light colored wood. it seems she just hides it with the blanket thrown over the front of the couch and stuffed animals on the floor
No. 229797
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>>229783She has some basic Chiara Bautista flash of a bunny and skull on her left wrist. On her right forearm, she’s got more of the shitty rose vines she has on her back. She seems to try to hide that tattoo the most though - the vines are all scratcher tier and have faded out.
No. 229850
>>229835 >>229816
I’m worried in general. Either there’s one very dedicated studio stan here or a few people are staring at a blank wall and hallucinating the elusive air mattress.
No. 229857
>>229850This thread is full of people obsessed with making things seem even worse than they are?
Comnitting to these dumb tinfoils (studio, air mattress, stock photos) just makes this thread less credible.
Separately - why the hell is she always wearing those hideous shrugs? We saw her shoulders plenty during Serenity days, but now she has a weird shrug for every outfit and it couldn't be less sexy?
No. 229883
>>229816As
>>229835 says. It's hilarious
No. 229930
>>229722How big of a could do you think it is? Literally what couch would be able to fit an air mattress underneath it without it sticking out the front? You can see that the couch is against the wall.
The apartment number got leaked. It’s a one bedroom. They clearly either have nothing in the bedroom or it’s filled with shit and they’re embarrassed to show it. Why do people care so much if it’s a studio or a one bedroom? Their lives are still empty and sad and even if they lived in a penthouse, they would still be boring and sad.
No. 229976
>>229569Yup. It's a studio.
>>229857They live in a studio. There are more people here who try to prove otherwise and never have. Highly suspect it's just one of them trying to throw off the truth.
No one is trying to make it look worse. People with something recognize a broke person when they see one.
No lobby photo shoots can prove they have anything. It's just embarrassing and all it proves is they are poor. It doesnt matter how many times they try to prove otherwise. They dont have a nice car or good jobs and they do live in a studio. 2 adults in a studio equals poor.
People know these cows. That bedroom would have been seen. She would gave used it to prove she had more space. She hasnt, because she cant. No apt number leak ever proved they have a 1 bedroom. Unless there is hard evidence, all evidence to this point shows a studio.
No. 229994
>>229976Why does it matter if it’s a studio or one bedroom? They could live in a mansion, they’d still be losers who failed to launch. Lori makes awkward porn that no one wants to buy and Kevin either works a low level service job or is a unemployed, late 20’s dude who spends his days skateboarding like a teenager. They’re at ages where they should have careers and be figuring out their futures but they are too busy trying to retake their glory days, which were none too glorious in the first place.
Where they live isn’t milk until they are homeless or have to move back in to Kevin’s parents house.
No. 230022
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While you guys are infighting about apartments, Lori is busy blaming autism on why she is such a piece of shit.
No. 230104
>>229987NTA but in the funhouse stretched pic of Kevvy the mirror is leaning against the counter for their little kitchenette. There's a video of it
>>202773 Normally loony covers his mirror in her selfies because it would expose her shoops or real skin color.
While looking for pics I realized that she actually brought her tripod to the pool building for these
>>218224 which is why they're so oddly angled. Can't imagine how sad it looks to go to a public pool by yourself to take pics like that.
No. 230170
>>229994The no-bedroom detail is discussed because it adds layers of funny on their pathetic larp
nonnie. Nothing more
No. 230305
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>>230022‘Neurodivergent” is one of those pop psych words that really means nothing. It’s usually used to refer to autism, but it’s been co-opted by anyone who wants to feel like a special little snowflake, misunderstood my the ‘neurotypical’ sheeple around them.
So, an excuse for Lori being a piece of shit no one can stand to be around, who is years and years behind her peers. Wonder if she took some online test that shat out a “yes, you’re a special neurodivergent snowflake!” result.
No. 230834
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>>230022She does know her internet history screams cluster b and not harmless autist right?
No. 230925
>>230834why is she trying to flex some random WSG match. unrated battlegrounds are always shitshows and literally don’t mean anything. nobody cares about them. this isn’t impressive and really just highlights how little she knows about the game lol.
show us your arena rating, Lori.
No. 230969
>>230834name hidden, random wsg with most likely pugs that is utterly meaningless, and suspiciously horde when she was always playing alliance/night elf (even went as far as to dress like one for a while).
Sure jan.
Even if it was her by some off chance, I've known people who are literally braindead retarded and get stuff like this occasionally. The fact she screenshotted, saved, and drew over her screenshot about this one random wsg shows how little she gets scores like this. ANYONE who spams bgs knows you do like hundreds a day, and if you're consistently getting good dmg/killing blows/objective controls etc, there's no reason to screenshot ONE random game unless you rarely do that well ever. Lori really showing how shitty her gaming truly is here.
No. 231105
>>230969Anon, she played on Horde.
Saged for nitpick.
No. 231410
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It cracks me up so much that Lori went from an insatiable sex demon who kicks out other hotel guests into the hallway so she can bone, has all sorts of sex at inappropriate times (according to Scott) but now that she's with Kevin she's larping as asexual, even on her sex worker accounts. I don't blame her though. Everything about Kevin is a turn off.
No. 231414
>>231411Kevin has been notably silent for about a month now, ever since anon discovered his domestic violence charge. He's only posted about changing his username and had this
>>225694 cryptic deleted post which was only up for a few hours. I hope he comes back and blogs after his arraignment, which is
tomorrow. No. 231439
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Here's another interesting comment. Lori is pretending like she's married to Kevin. I think the prospect of her losing her cash cow (Kevin's parents) and apartment due to the domestic violence charge has Lori really freaked out so now she's half heartedly acknowledging him on Instagram with the "the boi" comment, and this. Love bombing him like that other anon said.
No. 231457
>>231434definitely is using google translate.
>>231439she's also been replying to more of her posts. she's definitely trying to do some sort of damage control, now that there's a possibility she could lose her live host kevin.
No. 231479
>>231410For those that don't speak Spanish, I'm gonna paraphrase this in a way that hopefully highlights how awkward this sounds in my opinion lmao…:
>Guy: I like your lingerie. Not many women dress like this, but those who do are (hot fire heart eyes)x1000>Lori: it's because I'm latina >Guy: you know, you're really hot/sexy >Lori: Just in photo. Really I'm a-sexual >Guy: You're not hot in person? (Keeeeek ok, ok, 'hot' could be translated as 'sexual' given the context but I personally think he misinterpreted what she tried to say and that this is more accurate - feel free to disagree Spanish anons)
No. 231487
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>>231479Here's the rest of it. It didn't fit in the screenshot. I think she's doing the "tee hee I'm just a gremlin" thing and he asks "what's a gremlin?" Lol she's so bad at selling herself.
No. 231698
>>231671Kek why are your panties in a twist? If they aren't posting the address or his personal phone then why care. Nobody has even posted anything sensitive or against site rules since the anon that leaked their court info uncensored ITT. Case numbers, court dates and SLC's county are all publicly available and found via a single Google search. All you need to know is his name and city which isn't illegal to post and he broadcasts everything like an idiot. Did you forget he was the one responsible for the doxx? He posted a video showing their address and his full legal name on a box sent to him. Nobody gets in arms when Luna or other cows' court info is posted. Kind of strange anons really care about preserving Kev and Lori's info that has been leaked for months on their own accord. Intentional or not. We have the right to share screen caps and talk about it in depth cause it's milk. Do you
really care that much to start riding people's asses before anything even happens? Weird behavior. Mods already came and made an example of the anons that broke rules.
No. 231712
>>230022Ok I have to comment on this. Lori had no problem with articulating when she use to jump on stage at cons and ramble in Japanese (just song lyrics she memories) or hold everyone hostage while she talked like she was the center of the universe for the entire time she was with any group of people. She's just a liar. More attention seeking, like all her fake stomach aches and back issues.
>>231695I was wondering too. If its anything substantial we'll know eventually.
No. 231738
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Here is Kevin's appointment info from SLC court schedule today.
No. 231800
>>231738wait was this like the Jonny Craig case where we could have listened in?
lol @ lori unbothered queen getting her “nails did” today
No. 231813
>>231800That would have been hilarious to hear.
>>231807Yes this is what someone described as what happened.
No. 231819
>>231738On kiwi they mention that the paper work says "no illegal contact with the
victim" which does make me wonder if he has been given a stay away order. In my state that is fairly common in all domestic trials. Which would mean if the apartment is in Kevin's name she will be forced by the court to find alternative accommodations because he could be arrested for breaking no contact. And if it's in both their names Kevin could be forced to move back in with his parents until the September hearing because she has less readily available alternate housing. Something to watch out for.
No. 231824
>>231819KEK
lori seems incapable of living on her own, wonder who she’s gonna latch onto next. i doubt she could truly afford her own place considering all her of begging not working out, her only source of income is probably the meager “influencer” pay dollskill pays her for her low quality posts
No. 231836
>>231819Loony seems to be putting on a cool front, but it would be amazing if her own threats to Kevvy finally came back to haunt her and make her homeless.
Did Kevvy really get a lawyer to defend him? Anyone know what that was about? Him still following her on Instagram shows she's still "bombing" him and he's still dumb enough to fall for it.
No. 231917
>>231819In my state as well. Its It's common place for a temp restrain order to be in place with domestic violence. She has no publuc records of even living in UT so the lease us definitely only on his name. If that's the case I wouldnt be surprised if he let her stay there and went to stay with his brother or parents. Maybe if that happens he will come to his senses and realize how she's ruining his life. I know we dont know what happened but what whatever it was I gave no doubt she played part in his anger.
>>231836Everyone should have a lawyer before an arraignment. Especially with the threat of jail. I think its listed someplace over on KF in one of the papers.
>>231908Kek, so true anon.
No. 232037
>>231917>>231973Thanks for the explanations. Interesting that Lori has been taking her tripod all around the apartment complex lately to take selfies in her tard outfits.
Wonder if these were all shot long ago and she's slowly reposting them, or she's taking as any as she can before she's kicked out.
No. 232081
>>231908lmao you replying to the wrong post here?
>>232037def taking as many as she could before she’s kicked out….
No. 232108
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Posted six days ago, did lori actually leave her studio apartment to go pose her bare ass on their public lobby’s community furniture?
No. 232386
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Found this on AliExpress
No. 232400
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>>231738Some one posted a more descriptive conclusion of what happened at Kevin’s recent court date. It’s stated “No illegal contact with
victim or witness” I researched this statement and it all falls to it being a no contact order LOOOOOL! Which means no contact with living, in person meet ups, text, phone, social media NOTHING! Until the courts drop that or Lori ask them to she is fucked. Last I had my friend check the apartment was in Kevin’s name. Lori has no history of anything because she doesn’t work. Everything had been in everyone else’s name. Why do you think she put up wiry Ricky’s shit? Because she said she had no where else to go because the apartment was in his name. I’m hoping Kevin’s parents isn’t crazy enough to pay for an apartment her woman who ruined his life. Make her ass get up and work or go back to her own parents and let them take care of her. This would explain why she hasn’t been posting since the 18th.
No. 232427
>>232426I for one am interested. Please
nonny keep posting!
No. 232435
>>232400So she's possibly been kicked out and latergramming?
Keep us updated anon, ignore the wk tard who doesn't know what doxing is.
No. 232448
>>232108god those extensions are ratty. just wear a wig you dumb bitch, or your own hair
I know she has to lift her hair a lot to get to the color it is now, but if she uses olaplex and limits heat styling her hair could deal with it. it's Current Year, you don't need to bleach your hair til it breaks off anymore, we have the technology
No. 232590
>>232400thank you for the info but you seem a little unhinged. you good?
>>232448yeah but she bleaches the shit out of her hair at home. i doubt she goes to a salon for anything. l
>>232527are we all sure that lori is the
victim in this case? or could it be a neighbor who tried to call the cops on a fight
No. 232594
>>232400Exactly she's a full fledged grifter. She lives off of others. It will be funny when she runs out of people to do this to.
>>232590Good question, I think they would be considered bystanders and would have to file their own complaint. It looks like the police are the plaintiffs though. I assume they responded and decided to arrest him with cause and neighbors call was just the facilitator.
No. 232638
>>232590>>232594I have some insight here because a lot of my family works in the domestic violence case management so I grew up with this shit. But it will vary some based on state.
Lori is the
victim because it is classed as a domestic dispute. That is reserved for altercations "in the family/household" it if were a neighbor it would be classed as a standard assault neighbors are not classed differently from any other stranger.
The police are plaintiffs because the police can chose to take a domestic issue to court on behalf of the "
victim" regardless of the
victims stance, because real
victims of abuse will regularly recant statements and back off of charges because that is how the cycle of abuse works. Additionally they likely are pursuing the issue because it is to do the interception of an emergency call. Which would piss them off and is a big no no.
In terms of them living together. If this is a stay away order and Kevin got caught breaking no contact he could be put in prison until his court date. This is also in an instance where Lori comes and invades his space, he his the perpetrator in this case and therefore the one responsible to keep away. Say she broke in, basically his only potion would be to lock himself in a bathroom and call the cops legally. He needs to prove that he has made a genuine effort to not be around her. Otherwise he is in contempt of court. That said there is regularly contact in stay away situations, especially when the charges are bogus, because both parties are willing to just not snitch on themselves and the cops don't find out. You also regularly see the
victim in the bogus cases convince the perpetrator that its ok to meet and then turn around and use it as blackmail or a way to call the cops on them again.
ot and in canada, but foodie beauty on youtube is facing an identical situation where she pressed charges on her fuck buddy and then decided to drop when he stepped back in line. but the cops made the decision to move on the case anyway because the guy is a scum bag and the accusation was rape.
It's the same in the US. if they feel motivated/pissed the cops can throw the book.
No. 232680
>>232638thanks for the information, it helps put things into context. it’s clear they’ve always had an extremely
toxic relationship and i hope that this situation splits them up for good.
No. 232779
>>232081Sorry nona, yes I replied to the wrong post.
>>232426You are not being slick. We know what you are trying to do and we laugh about it (and you). Stop embarassing yourself
No. 232821
>>232594It would be fantastic to watch if she totally ran out of people to live off due to her own actions.
Is Kevvy silent from posting lately? I wonder if his lawyer told him to stop and now Lori is letting him follow back, could be a sign that she's not at the apartment.
No. 232827
>>232821>Is Kevvy silent from posting lately? I wonder if his lawyer told him to stop and now Lori is letting him follow back, could be a sign that she's not at the apartment.Complete silence from him as of late. He has followed Lori for all of June and July without any blocks. He did not leave a "like" on her current nun photos that she uploaded yesterday (from an old set) but sometimes it takes him a day or so to actually leave the like. If it's still not there tomorrow my guess is that he's staying offline entirely.
The pre-trial hearing is on September 8th though. I will be so bummed if there's no Kevin content for months lol.
No. 233017
>>232827Loony might be latergramming stories of being in the apartment considering the reposting lately. Things seemed to have gone south since they both started deleting things around a month ago like
>>225694 and
>>216778 No. 233419
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I know this is 5 days old but the blurred rolls and hair are killing me
No. 233513
>>233419You can see her real fried hair lying on the extensions too. I just imagined anyone who saw her thinking she was mentally ill. Whenever she does these public pics I just imagine her real face and how dumb she must look. If she was young I could see people thinking "well kids acting like kids"! But they see a middle aged woman in a cheap schoolgirl outfit with ratty extensions, hooker shoes and stupid nails. They dont get the, as ugly as it is, edited version.
Garuntee many people think she's in porn or a prostitute.
No. 233527
>>233513Anyone who comes across her must think she's a methhead prozzie and she knows it. That's why she's never with friends or without her walmart sunnies.
Imagine being middle-aged not being able to go outside, and not without the one sad bag she wears with all her dated polyester fits that don't fit, kek.
No. 233567
>>233514She wishes she was as thin as Eugenia and kek, no she doesn't.
>>233527Especially in SLC with its massive amount of druggies. And yeah, she's a pathetic walking advertisement who works for free. That bag is so ugly. I've seen nobodies on twitch get designer bags sent to them for free but theres Lori with her age old ugly polyester Dk bag with all the crap hanging off of it like it's 2002. Such a successful influencer.
No. 234040
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Hope you're staying safe too, Lori! And hopefully Kevin free.
No. 234100
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No. 234102
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>>234100I don’t know why Abuela shoops her photos damn near to oblivion, yet always neglects to correct the alignment of her centre front tooth.
No. 234121
>>234100She looks awful in real life if she's got sliders all maxed out on Snow but still looks this bad. Unless she uses the smileapp again, she can't erase that middle horsetooth.
She's not so uwu loli with the witch nose, long philtrum and lack of upper lip as seen on pics like
>>228180 and
>>224985 No. 234267
>>234100Wouldn't matter how she edits herself, this fake face she created isnt pretty, cute or attractive.
>>234134>rat like featuresShe really does and even more so without the edits.
No. 234442
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>>234345Bullshit. She has gained 20-30 lbs over the past few years and won't size up her clothes so of course her fat is spilling over. She isn't fat but she's definitely way more porky than she used to be.
Speaking of Lori overeating, she posted this stupid story. It's a video of her eating a burger and she wants people to pay for this burger eating content over on OF. I don't know wtf she is thinking.
No. 234445
>>234345>she's editing herself fat>it's for the coomers>she's not stupidShe's shaped like her feet, stupid, and coomers hate her. It's is why she's still a poorfag living on Kevvy's dime, despite being on OF and trying to get a coomer to be her next paypig for years.
She's been wearing the same unwashed aliexpress garbage that was too small for her from over 5 years ago. It's just that now it's more pronounced because she's packing on the pounds from years of eating Kevvy's food.
>>234442This is really fueling the latergramming for over a month now. Maybe an anon who is more observant like
>>234099 can pinpoint things but she's been on the same nails for over a month it seems.
No. 235377
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Kevin made an appearance!
No. 235523
>>235377>New hashtag "garbage bag vibes">>235507Im not surprised, he's to retarded to follow the order.
Even more retarded is if he let her stay in the apartment and he went elsewhere. Still cant tell unless this outfit is still a latergram. I could see holding off on posting this, this look is hideous.
No. 235602
>>235523idk what she thinks she’s doing for anyone with that outfit. nobody wants to see some super highly edited selfie of her in garbage bags and rope. who would ever pay for this?
also i always forget how cheap and brittle her furniture looks like. is that a child’s plastic vanity set????
No. 235853
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Like she was “patient” in the past with the victim of her ex husbands SA? Or patient with literally anybody IRL or online? Like she has ever made anyone feel “safe” (destroying Kevin’s computer, shrieking and threatening to self harm, using people etc). Kevin has a court case because of her behavior escalating situations loudly. I doubt Kevin feels “safe”.
I don’t believe she has trouble being heard, and if she feels that way what does she even have to say to be heard? At some point in life you grow up from past situations and stop using them as excuses. They both need to get mental help.
No. 236187
>>235853Anything for attention. She's a perpetual
victim in her life. Lori was a loud mouth who never shut up and made every hang out about her. She articulated just fine.
No. 236289
>>236242Exactly, it was so obnoxious and annoying. She would find tons of ways to monopolize every situation. If being loud or saying dumb things didnt work she would find other ways to interupt like complain about her stomach hurting. Almost every meal with her around involved her stomach hurting too. A lot of people got fed up with her because of it and that wasn't because of her known drama, but because she was to annoying to be around.
>>236253Apparently there are people who remember what an annoying cunt this cow was (and clearly still is).
No. 237078
>>236595Did she still unblock him while he's liking her posts? He's beyond retarded letting her live there during the orders.
>>236983A cowtrial would be amazing, kek
No. 237393
>>237078He's been unblocked and following her account since June this time.
>>236983Yeah someone needs to drop the zoom link here for us please.
No. 238057
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Her recent autism larp is intensifying I wonder if it has anything to do with the court date
No. 238144
>>238057She's probably googling tips on how to build the case and act like she's a
victim on the spectrum.
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They each posted 2 hrs ago, wonder what's going on. Kev has been radio silent until today, anyone think it's a coincidence that Whori's pissed and Kucky is hoping everything's okay?
No. 238605
>>238335I want to believe.
Also looks like it's been 2 months or more of Lori reposting old sets or latergramming. Maybe she really was booted out.
No. 238787
>>238708>>238743My tinfoil is that his parents got him on some kinda meds after the arrest, possibly getting him to agree to it by promising they would hire him a lawyer
No way was just an arrest enough to stop him sperging out online, it's got to be because he is medicated and feeling more subdued. He is too much of a cow to just log off
No. 239287
>>239202i mean court IS coming up… maybe he wants to lie low
weird to think that for two people that are like obsessed with taking selfies of themselves they never really produced content of themselves. no youtube videos together, rarely any selfies together…
No. 239443
>>239393I don't buy it. Kevin was already a cow in the making before Lori found him. And he started going psycho very early on in their relationship. It isn't like Lori turned him into a mess. I think they both bring out the worst in each other. If he were "normal" he would have stayed in Utah without Lori when his parents rescued him from Washington and that would've been the end of that chapter and he would have just been another
victim in the long list of Lori
victims. But he isn't normal. He's addicted to the drama of their relationship and is an active participant.
No. 239452
>>239443yeah agreed. he is a crazy person who lives for drama. he will be back to posting after the court date, especially if he gets penalized in any way.
remember nonnies, this is the same guy who stopped his live in girlfriend from calling 911, and they only arrested HIM for it. if they were playing around on the phone it would have been both of them.
i'm still not entirely convinced it was Lori who broke his PC. he already cut his own leg open, what's a computer right?
No. 239502
>>239353She had to quickly attach herself to someone to grift off. There's a pattern of her using marriage to avoid being homeless but nobody wants her. Is she even divorced from the previous guys? Funny that she and Kevvy were "engaged" for so long.
>>239452Wasn't it Lori and the guy she was cheating with who broke Kevin's stuff?
No. 239547
>>239502This is true. Lori's criteria for a relationship is can she live off you, will you pose in pictures with her featuring her current skinwalk and what phase is her previous relationship in/how quickly does she need a new "momo-chan".
Lori is a user and self serving person, it's how she gets by.
No. 239681
Lori is still uploading pics of the old apartment. Is the homeless saga beginning?
>>239676He totally pissed on that suit. It's thanks to Kevvy's chimpouts that this thread even exists.
No. 240012
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>>239924What are you talking about, anon? Lori looks youthful, like a forever vampire!
No. 240104
>>240056Thought she was wearing those plastic dentures kids get for halloween to hide the rotted and missing teeth.
>>240058She has yet to come to terms with what year it is and how old she is, even homeless druggies look more put together.
She's balding due to drugstore bleached hair, hiding her crowsfeet under cheap sunglasses and covering her sagging jowls and philtrum with her claws. She's very much aware of how shitty she looks but for some reason believes her china dropship choices disguise it.
No. 240243
>>240012WTF!! She looks hideous.
>>240153Kek, that fountain is in the building across from hers too. Theres a video she posted showing her balcony rails and they aren't the same as the ones overlooking that fountain. I'll call it a tinfoil since I didnt screenshot anything but in a video she posted you can see her balcony rails outside her sliding door because of where shes filming. They are a beige color with a geometric shape and more solid. They aren't black wrought iron like show in
>>240012.
The office and nice lobby are in the building with the fountain. She literally walks over there for pictures.
Lori's desperation is the funniest thing about her. She's so deluded, she has no clue what a poor fag she obviously is.
No. 240251
>>240209We need calendaranon!
Maybe calendaranon can throw in estimates of when Loony stopped living in their place and started doing posts of old apartment pics to hide she's been latergramming for months.
No. 240347
>>240308It’s hard to place her instagrams in time with the nails, because her pics are always so blown out and blurred to hell. All the manicures she gets just turn into hot pink blobs, even the shade of pink is hard to pin down since she fucks with the colors in her pics so much, but….
>>240012The pic on the right is from when she did that set with the ugly telephone purse back near valentines, I think? The left pic, we haven’t seen the skirt/robe yet, but she wore the cape part with lingerie back near valentines as well. So, both of these appear to be from the same time, around Valentines?
No. 240352
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From a comment she left today on a mutual friend's facebook (as a reply to a post talking about how OP "can not kinesthetically function with very loud music and even with sound dampening ear plugs in, it messes with my balance."
another spectrum claim while ignoring the actual problem to talk about herself
"ear plugs don't help" "I just wear ear plugs"
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>>240367Has she ever used the word autism though? Or is she using the word spectrum in the most vapid, “neurodiversity spectrum” TikTok idiocy sort of way?
No. 240414
>>240308>>240347She's running out of things to latergram that she's even reposting more from the old apartment. She was literally 2 sizes thinner, kek.
Between her letting Kevvy follow and old posts, something is happening.
No. 240686
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Arranges pre-cut cheese, crappy bread, and wine in plastic cups, likely in apartment lobby. Makes two stories about it.
No. 240713
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Lol Kevin wants two accounts? He can barely keep up with the one.
No. 240793
>>240734Wonder what it's like being middle-aged and never having eaten at a typical restaurant or travelled outside of the apartment.
Kek, her pic was taken in a place away from the normalfags at the lobby because she knows she's that embarrassing looking.
No. 240858
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No. 240874
>>240858She totally has friends u gaiz…
Imagine trying to work out and having some random middle aged lady in pigtails and fishnets approach you for a spicy babe selfie… then afterwards she goes on for 20 mins about her homie homie macaroni forbidden spicy & begs you to tell all your friends and family to sub a dub
No. 241019
>>240858She really took some knockoff Tevas, ratty extensions and that ONE purse she owns to the gym? Everything is tragic, the lanyard looks like granny lost her way from comicon.
Interesting that she's been posting a ton of selfies outside of their apartment room lately, almost like she's trying to prove that she still lives with Kevvy and all is well.
>>240887>some kind of psychotic delusions of grandeur or paranoiaHe basically is the same as Lori, they think that they're super rich, talented, good looking, successful and have fans or something.
No. 241271
>>241019Yeah but there's something about Kevin's shit that seems so spergy and uncontrolled compared to Lori's, at least to me. Like her retarded delusions are more "calculated" (and I don't mean they're well thought out or intelligent by any means).
Even if she flips out in person, she hasn't flaunted too many freak outs over social media for some time, so there is at least some level of control. Kevin on the other hand spergs openly and freely even at his or Lori's own detriment
No. 241504
>>241424>>241480That shoe is a solid cheap plastic made in men's widths so it can be sold for like ten dollars.
Lori's flippers take up the whole width which is a testament to how big and wide her feet are.
>>241462They are totally working instacart and uber. There was a post where Kevvy mentioned wearing a "fit" to work, kek. Lori most likely is doing the same thing.
Imagine ordering a coffee and realizing your delivery guy got one for free from the coffee place because he had a spergout, or the delivery woman was a sad crackhead who took selfies near you, so you act nice to be safe.
No. 242007
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No. 242063
>>242007~*~serving up fridge-shaped realness~*~
Lorena, you are FAT
No. 242069
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>>242007I cannot unsee this
No. 242079
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>>242007My personal sleep paralysis demon was this frame
No. 242135
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Lori claims genetics meanwhile giving herself virtual plastic surgery because she’s too poor to afford getting actual work done.
No. 242147
>>242135>genetics and lifestyleLori who hasn't posted an unfiltered pic and hides how awful she looks for her age because she's living in poverty and eating garbage.
Again she talks about other girls getting work done when she's too much of a poorfag to ever afford it. She bitched about being unable to afford fillers, but it would take far more than that to make her passable.
The next thread OP pic needs to be her real face from one of those conventions as a reminder.
No. 242150
>>242147Kek agreed, maybe this screenshot
>>242135 with her unfiltered pics. She is so delusional and you can tell she’s seething, it’s hilarious.
No. 242205
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Surprised no ones talking about this amazing hand editing.
> but guys I'm all natural and never edit my photos!
No. 242302
>>242238Her skin has been sagging for over a decade.
She makes the ape-like expression to hide how sunken and prolapsed her mouth and nasolabials are, and erases the wrinkles and shadows. She's having a hard time editing herself thinner recently and making these cope posts, so she must be going through some kind of crisis.
Notice how she's been reposting things from several months ago. The historical pics were already edited to make herself look much thinner than she ever was because all her candids show she's been forever stumpy and unhealthy.
No. 242663
>>242446>>242557Yeah even if she restricts calories, there's only so much you can do when you get so little nutrients from your food. She needs vitamins and protein and fiber, she obviously doesn't get that
That's why her hair looks like shit too, although the bleaching doesn't help
No. 243046
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Here's Lori eating a very sad hamburger while her nose attempts to bounce off her face. All natural!
No. 243240
>>243111Like all the rest of her videos it's always comprised of several edits.
Which means she spent a lot of time just to get what she thinks is the perfect set of tripod shots. She must look like a megatard IRL.
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Look at the texture of the burger bun under her hand vs. where it’s getting pulled into her vanity filter next her face. She must genuinely have the skin quality of an old saddle. Also, kek at her pulling her shirt up over her chin to hide it in some of the shots.
No. 243625
>>243046So she had to give us evidence that she eats garbage only days after it was spoken about here? Her level of retarded is really something.
She looks gross.
No. 243923
>>243910Yeah Lori seems crazy enough to do that shit. I can’t remember right now, but didn’t Scott say that she broke into his dorm?
If she’s been kicked out though, I wonder where she has been living.
No. 244012
>>243910I'll bounce off this tinfoil with another. She is still in the apt but she either got fatter or has no money for her ali express speshul outfits right now so no pictures which is why we get nasty vids of her from the neck up eating burgies.
Also, Kevy is with Mommy and Daddy and they are holding him in their home till the court date and trying to talk sense into him.
No. 244056
>>244012This is the most pics we've ever seen of her outside yet not in the apartment and always alone. Many of the apartment pics in the past month were from earlier this year.
It make sense that she got kicked out and is hanging around the building as if she still lives there. That awkward pic with a random gym woman was such a tell, she was not dressed for the gym and looked like a lost crackhead.
No. 244121
>>244086Agreed its what would make the most sense, and they absolutely would use one of them moving out as an excuse to beg for handouts.
Besides neither have friends or anywhere to go. Kevins parents moved out of state if i recall, whos he gonna stay with, one of the moms of one of those teens he skates with? And Loris convinced him that taking selflies is a real job while simultaneously also convincing him that her broken spine prevents her from working too hard or finding a real job, therefore she doesnt have enough money to live alone.
I lowkey hope he uses the fact that her antics got him arrested as leverage against her. “Babe I cant give you money for round1, one of us cant work due to an arrest record remember?” “I got arrested for you so the least you can do is leave some french fries for me!”
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>>244487it's a pretrial conference, so i don't think we'll be able to watch. wonder if that means it may not go to trial at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ found this definition:
"A pre-trial conference is a proceeding in both felony and misdemeanor cases where the prosecutor and your attorney meet out of court in an attempt to negotiate a deal to resolve the case without taking it all the way to trial."
i'm no legal savant but it seems like it might not be something they actually have to go to?
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Post from June 15th. Kevin and Lori would 100% be classified as the “Angela” character with their harassing/bullying and domestic violence Behaviors.
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Kevin chimped out today, not that anyone cares but here's what I caught. Pics incoming just for documentation sake. He seems to be upset that we aren't talking about him or whori much anymore. How's that court date looking Kev?
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And last. Watch out lolcow, Kev's gonna be the hero and take us ALL down!
No. 245787
>>245677is this a RECENT photo, kuckvin?
my GOD, why would he post this?
the expression and extremely wrinkled forehead are unflattering and they do not help the fact he already looks like he’s pushing 36.
No. 245793
>>245673>pretrial sperging from KevvyKevvy really does thinks he's still engaged to abuela, the same abuela who would gladly send him to jail. He also thinks he has friends and is still fixated on the height post from months ago? Megakek.
>supporting people would be easierSays someone wearing basic polyester dropship and replica shoes. He is literally starving and needs to be "gifted" a used pair that he thinks is real.
No. 245797
>>245675I love how he thinks that you cant hate your relationship but be 'devoted' to acting like it's happy. It's literally a tropeat this point of
toxic couples who would rather stay together than prove the 'haters' wrong. Also you can have a boring live and not post online, if anything people with boring lives tend to not have anything to post so nothing contradictory here.
You wanna know what IS contradictory Kevvy? Claiming people who are in these threads are 'bozos' but you're admitting the first thing you did when you 'went back on your phone after days' was check these threads to painstakingly read through people talking about you negatively and then post about how totally unbothered you are with more stories than most people post in a week.
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Oh boy, found a stray.
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>>245807He should write a song for his #droplolcow campaign. That would surely help the cause. Link in case anyone forgot how talented our Kevvy-boi is!
https://m.soundcloud.com/kevin-hanft/sitting-in-the-stars No. 245816
>>245807Interesting. To my knowledge, this is the first time Kevin has ever publically mentioned KiwiFarms. He and Lori have historically avoided naming KF because their thread had countless receipts proving that they are both literal piece of shit who abuse animals and people.
KF might be gone but Lori and Kevin are still dumpster fires with an inescapable history of antisocial behavior. Fortunately, they can't escape the truth about who they are. People deserve to know that Lori Cerda and Kevin Hanft are predators.
No. 245844
>>245807He's so predictably monkey brained.
>>245816Now that he named KF and lolcow, people are just going to find the threads about them and find out how shitty they are.
No. 245847
>>245811is he
valid guys? does he hope?
No. 245983
>>245789His Hiro cosplay was photoshopped, as well as some other photos during that era. He would enlarge his eyes and give himself a dorito chin.
>>245811He could even make a music video and post it on his YouTube channel!
https://youtube.com/user/Krook3dKev/featuredMaybe he could finally get the clout he’s always wanted kek