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BEFORE POSTING: READ RULES BEFORE POSTING. NO MOONIE VENDETTA POSTING. NO CHEST NITPICKING. NO DE-SHOPPING OR FAN ART. DO NOT REPOST PHOTOS, USE POST LINKS. DO NOT COWTIP, THAT INCLUDES REACHING OUT TO SPONSORS OR COMMENTING ON SOCIAL MEDIA. ARCHIVE LINKS AND SAGE ALL THINGS NON-MILK. IF LORI MAKES YOU ANGRY ENOUGH TO A-LOG OR BLOG POST, GET A THERAPIST AND MEDICATION. NOBODY CARES, YOU'RE UNHINGED. IGNORING THESE RULES WILL RESULT IN BANS.
INTRODUCTION
Lori Cerda, known as Lori Lewd or Usagi Kou, is a 36-year-old photoshop addicted pro-ana costhot and anime fictionkin (otakukin for the oldfags) from New York state. With 20+ years of lunacy behind her, farmers have been working together diligently to stitch together the madness into a coherent timeline. Lots of interactions and receipts have been lost to time, either deleted or made private, keep that in mind as we continue.
Lori got her start as a rabid Sailor Moon cosplayer in the early aughts which launched her into infamy and Moonie drama that lasted for over 10 years alone. In Summary; a well-liked, cute and young cosplayer that wowed people as Sailor Moon had one of the hardest and fastest falls from grace. It’s a story rife with lies, theft, squatting, cheating, jealousy, cult-like behavior and lots of violence. To put it lightly, it blew apart the entire Sailor Moon community in the US and honestly, the news carried across the world. The juxtaposition of Usagi and Lori piqued the interest of many people. Some might call her one of the OG cosplay lolcows. After becoming a joke to the majority of the US cosplay community Lori dropped her Usagi shtick, married a few times and stayed mostly quiet.
2017 changed all that when Lori met Kevin “Skye” Hanft. Once the two cosplayers met and fell in love, Lori quickly reverted to her past behaviors and became Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx. Her current phase she has described herself as “14 yr old boy” and “spicy loli gremlin elf bb succubus” She cosplays mainly as Saber from Fate as well as random My Hero Academia characters to cash in on that hype train. Recognizing her status as a complete has-been, Lori prefers to focus on porn and only does half-assed couple cosplay with Kevin at conventions. Kevin feeds Lori’s delusions and is a whole cow on his own. He serves as her meal ticket and guard dog. At the first sign of any inconvenience or drama, Lori will blow the whistle and sick her dog. If you lurk long enough you will spot a wild Kevin masquerading as anon. Do not interact. He is retarded and he will spend his time trying to track you down. He has a documented history of digitally stalking commenters, accusing them of being anons or Momokun/Vamplette and threatening suicide/murder.
Over the last three years, Lori has amassed over 130k followers (through purchasing bots) and currently is partnered with miccostumes (@miccosgirls) and several dropship scam stores. She is often reposted and hyped up by Dolls Kill, YRU and their sister companies. Her past partners include Bisou Lovely, Rave Wonderland, Ardani Studios and Lewd Complex. Her current “dream” is to become a NEET e-girl, the kind that can bankroll a D-list celebrity lifestyle with the work ethic of Shayna Clifford. When Lori isn’t crashing the Meitu servers overseas or begging online, she can be found at her local Round1 screeching at Kevin to win her pretty princess toys lest he get the hose, again.
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>Textbook ugly-duckling-turned-mega-bitch after high school>Claimed ‘super abusive’ parents were the absolute most evilest pplz evar and she had to constantly be living on someone's couch to flee the violence>Known pathological liar, her entire cosplay career was a farce built upon other seamstresses work and props>Abused partners emotionally and physically, breaking peoples belongings when she throws temper tantrums, threatening rape allegations and suicide>Mooched off friends and family (living rent free and destroying peoples homes with her trash, indoor smoking, making them buy her things, forcing them to sleep on floors and go without bedding, etc.)>Manipulated teenagers, mentally ill/handicapped cosplayers and any others she deemed “beneath” her into false friendships>Had a rap for being a nymphomaniac, or at very least hypersexual, often pressuring people into sleeping with her when she wanted it. Many times it was in public, at cons or restaurants and other extremely inappropriate spaces.>Held vendettas against better cosplayers, sex workers and artists.>Used her many livejournals to harass and slander other cosplayers like Zan for existing in the community and cosplaying>Her ex-husband raped a developmentally challenged friend of Lori’s and when she found out she pressured the victim, “C”, into suicide. “C” then attempted by taking pills and drinking alcohol. Luckily, “C” survived. She never apologized or tried to right this situation.>Went through husbands like pantyhose and typically only married for housing and money.>Has only ever worked as a cringe cam whore and retail worker (unkown sex shop in WA then Forever 21 in UT) Condensed Milk from the 10’s:
>Self-identifies as a Loli, shares Lolicon on Twitter and follows pedophiles back on IG and Twit>Racist anachan with high-school mean girl tendencies>Painful failtroll with a history of trying to troll /cgl/ and /w/>Forced bf Kevin to self harm to prove his loyalty when she found out he had a female friend she didn’t know well>She cheated on him anyways and used his car to go do it>Both her and Kevin lurk their own thread and Momokun’s>They break up and make up constantly, almost every other day>Kins Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx, truly believes she is her and that the studio copied her to create her likeness>”vampire blood” “anime features” and ”good genes” something something>Will relentlessly tear down other cosplayers who do any cosplay better than her>”Suffers” from an Eating Disorder and body checks in every post>Queen of fucked up Meitu baby face shoops>Edits herself skinnier all over despite wearing XS-S clothing>Panders to pedophiles and degenerates without shame despite having many underage followers>Spends her life fetishizing East Asian culture heavily, specifically Japan, somehow still butchers Romaji>E-begs for money and subs EVERY SINGLE DAY>Abandoned her old terminally ill cat so she could have ferrets. The cat died alone without care>Claimed her ferrets were seriously ill and couldn’t go to a vet, got money and then ended up buying new DollsKill and a new weed vape cart>Kevin lost $300 randomly and vaguely blamed it on Momokun’s friends when it was really just Lori>Kevin has a running delusion that fellow cows Mariah (Momokun) and Vamplette are the OPs of every farm thread and are solely responsible for the surfacing of her past>Lori undoubtedly sowed this seed to use as a deflection, she continually brings it up and talks to Kevin about it publicly even when it’s not related to anything at the moment Last Milk Delivery:
>Lori still believes she is the IRL Marin Kitagawa despite being a middle aged grifting "Mexican/latina/Spanish" woman>She still can't feed herself and has to beg coomers on Facebook for scraps >>>/w/195838>She's still up to her usual seething and coping at 5 am about how hot and young she is >>>/w/196007>Apparently the two dumbasses have gone through "the hardest part of their relationship"; maybe he's talking about them figuring out the schedule for who gets to take selfies in the studio apartment and at what time? >>>/w/196274>Lori thinks every sub a dub dub is a farmer or a troll so, as per usual, she's fucking up her own money and life by being a raging cunt >>>/w/196405>WARNING: Lori's actual sped loli kiddy porn (NSFL) (EYE BLEACH NEEDED) >>>/w/196412>Kevin is a YouTuber now! >>>/w/196593>Being an online whore is like, sOoO hArD aNd dAnGeRuOuS uGh >>>/w/196613>Since nobody wants Lori in any regard, Kevin is trying to bring home the bacon with his skating videos and Patreon >>>/w/196738>Attributing all trends and e-girl stylings to herself, Lori says that she loves seeing her direct influence everywhere (in fashion, online, meme culture, etc.) because it makes her haters rage. Okay grandma, that's lovely. Now take your blood pressure medication! >>>/w/196976>OF and Patreon at an all time low, clearly in the red >Begging for female friends so she can have other whores be her slaves and sell her work for her >>>/w/197782>More of Lori's typical cope posting; this time complete with the most wild projection you'll ever see >>>/w/199649>Lori takes it upon herself to turn the Marin "blackface" drama online into something about herself (cause she's Marin IRL DUH) and talks about how much the haters will seethe and say she's racist when she tans this summer >>>/w/201251>"SEE I IZ COW EGIRL I MAKE MONEY I IZ NOT BOTHURD HATURZ GO 2 MY SPIZY FORBIDDEN~~~MOOMOOS" >>>/w/201466>Everything about Lori is loli anime including her rotting dead teeth and smokers jowls so we just need to cope and seethe >>>/w/201728>After his 1000th rant about "FUCK THE COSPLAY COMM I HATE YOU NONE OF YOU CARED ABOUT ME I HATE YOU I DONT CARE ANYMORE YOURE ALL DEAD TO ME" Kev goes on to talk about cosplay again >>>/w/202534>Scott pulls up and the rest is your treat to read >>>/w/203162 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
YouTube videos:
>VangelinaSkov's videoshttps://youtu.be/-NEe9fNpJckhttps://youtu.be/QA3KkpGqNQo>Buffering Cat's breakdownhttps://youtu.be/UQnAt7LE5qg>Lori's racismhttps://youtu.be/YZxL8nEYRqs Links:
>Monster Girl Vibes: https://www.facebook.com/iota02/>Lori’s FB: https://www.facebook.com/LoriLewd>Lori’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iota_zerotwo/>Kevin’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adollaskye/>Kevin’s FB : https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hanft.5>Kevin’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Krook3dKev>Kevin’s cosplay FB: https://www.facebook.com/adollaskye>Twitter: https://twitter.com/iota_zerotwo>DA: https://www.deviantart.com/kou-usagi>Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/usagikou>OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/monstergirl>Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/LoriLewd>Amazon Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1K5H3M8IH92VA/?ref_=lol_ov_le Archived Milk:
>pockybox investigationshttps://web.archive.org/web/20070208232936/http:/www.sm.mypockybox.com/drama.php>wank about the rape incident https://web.archive.org/web/20130311093424/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/685335.html?thread=63139863>usagi’s wank page http://web.archive.org/web/20110908004206/http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Usagi_Kou>tgtn attesting to Lori's cancerous naturehttps://tgtncomic.tumblr.com/post/57192523712/long-rant-on-usagi-kou>Djranma’s site https://web.archive.org/web/20070807233745fw_/http://www.djranmas.net/html/lori_cerda/main.htm>Lori's psycho response to Scott's confessionhttp://web.archive.org/web/20070211111059/http:/djranmas.net/media/LoriSide.mp3>cringe engagement video posted by Kevinhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BzwvIZGD9My/>cringe ED articlehttps://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Usagi_Kou>the sailor moon moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXxSqm6eVR0&feature=youtu.be Misc.:
>Lori’s KF threadhttps://kiwifarms.net/threads/lori-cerda-usagi-kou-zero-two-lori-lewd-lori-lune.82745/>Forbidden Spicy Imgur folder for the lulzhttps://imgur.com/a/GPobLfz Dead Accounts:
https://usakou.tumblr.com/ (recently found)
https://www.facebook.com/earthenserenity/https://www.facebook.com/usakou/http://www.sailormoonavatars.com/usagikouprofile.htm/http://www.flickr.com/photos/usagikou/https://web.archive.org/web/20080725002411/http://sailormoon.livejournal.com/https://endymion.livejournal.com/ Vocabulary:
>BishieWhat farmers sarcastically call Kevin, stands for Bishounen or “pretty boy”.
>Spicy / Forbidden SpiceThis is what Lori calls OnlyFans because she believes her saying the words “OnlyFans” ruin her reach, it’s totally not because it’s her.
>LooniOne of Lori’s many nicknames based on her short-lived “Lori Lune” phase.
>Sempai / Baka / OnichanLori can’t speak or sound out Japanese for the life of her so this is what she spits out, it is always inaccurate and unironic.
>BB / Loli / GremlinThese are terms Lori uses to infantilize and objectify herself. She has an obsession with being a loli, she is an unapologetic autopedophile.
>MooMooThis is Lori’s dog whistle for farmers. (ex. “Hi MooMoo~” “I’m a cute MooMoo”) It recognizes her status as a cow and she thinks it’s a reclamation that gives the term less power over her. (Spoiler: it doesn’t do anything but make it worse)
>MooMooKuntLori’s pet name for her girl crush Momokun
>Merp/Derp/Beep/BoopLori mentally has regressed to a 12 year old, resulting in her using meme lingo from decades ago. She still thinks it is not only relevant but cute and charming.
>HatersAnyone, seriously anyone, who has anything critical to say about Lori in any respect. Comments about Lori that are not worshipping her will be blocked or the users will be harassed for days on end by Kevin and Lori.
>”HIM BEAUTIFUL”Lori’s eloquent defense of Kevin’s looks.
>Homie homie macaroni/potatoPsychobabble that dribbles from the witches gaping maw
>Beep Beep LettuceKevin's distress call
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I Kek’d
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haters mad over this one truly
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Found this on the Vangelina Skov video. He's going back to old comment sections defending Lori. She must be screaming at him to defend her everywhere cause Scott dropped bombs. That or he's spending his free time Googling her and fighting in comment sections like a simp. Kek.
No. 203668
>>203608Long philtrum from smoking is long. Even with the editing and filters to shrink her tranface. She always posts an angle to hide the missing teeth as much as possible, unlike the character who has a smile.
>>203665Called it that Lori is screeching at him all day to defend her since they tried doing it on the threads here and got called out instantly. Massive kek at him pretending to be tall when he's a hunched over ghoul.
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>>203665Lol Lori's got Kevin working overtime.
>your brandKevin, Lori isn't a brand and Scott is just speaking his truth after being silent for 12 years or whatever.
No. 203680
>>203676She tried doing it with that LJ audio calling me a fucking psycho despite the fact that the stuff I wrote for that Pockybox article is 100% true. Her attempts at defending herself never work because her defense never holds water. Making herself out to be the
victim somehow in a scenario where she's the narcissistic aggressor and other people are around to witness it doesn't fucking work.
It's funny to think I wouldn't say anything after the way she treated me, my family, and my friends for over a year.
Oh yeah, I can't guarantee it but I'm pretty sure she got on the wrong bus more than once when she was working at Macy's just so either me or my mom or dad would come "rescue" her. The 114 NJTransit bus was the one going to Bridgewater Commons Mall. She'd get on the 114X going to Manhattan.
No. 203699
>>203674He thinks he's a brand or a content creator, when he and Lori have never started or done anything unique in life.
>>203680Lori can never defend herself because everything here is true. She doesn't have an army of fans to defend her either, just Kevin's accounts and bots who like her posts on Insta only.
>>203692I love that he brought his own peeing incident back to the forefront, especially since Lori never wore the costume after he did it! Maybe he's planning on doing more peeing.
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>>203665Also on the Vangelina Skov video, so much for skatetube
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>>203706he's so obsessed with followers holy shit i have so much second hand embarrassment for this waste of a human
>>203665if you didn't pee on her costume then where did it go kevin? have lori wear it and "prove da haturz" wrong. that is, if she can still fit into it without having to leave it unzipped, kek.
>>203673hey kevvy boy remember when she and rikki broke your computer and trashed your room and she made you cut your leg and took your car to cheat on you and they were plotting to kick you out?
>>203705can't wait for said video to never come out! kevin will show his failure to uphold his word for the billionth time i'm sure
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>>203673>this is by far the biggest social problemso the opioid crisis, homelessness, systemic racism, poverty, the war in Ukraine… all much less significant social problems than people commenting on the antics of "content creators." gotcha, kev.
he's so fucking ignorant it hurts.
No. 203719
>>203707oh my fucking god Kev you PLEASE make a video. we wanna see you seethe and spew hate in that monotone soulless voice.
also, Kev, since you forgot, Lori was cancelled in the early 2000’s when she didn’t know what a sewing machine was at a con masquerade and told a special needs minor to kill herself after she shoved a sprite bottle up her own crusty Lego vag. She’s never been un-cancelled she just faded into the background for a few years until YOU brought all her drama back into the forefront.
No. 203725
>>203705>>203706>>203707Crying Kevvy and his death threats are back. He also still thinks he's Lori's fiance. It's been ages since he first started making that claim and they're still not married. Meanwhile Lori is showing her legovag to strangers, begging to do sw in DMs for ramen and still poor.
Sometimes his posts look like Lori wrote them for him, except for the one about height they're always so specific like the spergs, kek.
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>>203705At least Kevin admits lori is mentally unstable. They’re always the
victims, right? Now lori i has a mental disorder meanwhile she told an actually disabled person to Jill themselves and never apologized for it.
>>203665Lori doesn’t work or do anything with any effort including working or contributing to society. Kevin is just as bad, you’re right you cannot hold a candle to her failures although you are failing just as badly. They both need to go for a walk or get mental health help. They’re probably fighting constantly.
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God bless Kevin. He's the best part of this thread always.
No. 203749
>>203739God's work anon, hilarious that not one but two people saw it before he deleted it.
The fact that she never wore the suit again, right after those posts proves it.
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Everything must be about Ratfink (part 1)
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>>203795(part 2)
Lori nobody asked or cares!
No. 203820
>>203819yes. she’s clearly one of the many morons who think will pimp slapping another man in public over his
toxic wife who has treated him like shit and fucked around with anyone who will stop long enough under the guise of having an unconventional marriage is “honorable”, since there are obviously many parallels between her and kevin.
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>>203816eh quite a few anons do make fun of her chest hole
>>203833this is indeed her laziest skinwalk ever. she usually at least tried to do the hair right for past ones
No. 203843
>>203796This narc is projecting. Oh how she wishes Kev would whiteknight her like a loyal mutt and slap up other men who say she is unattractive while she continues to do shit that humiliates him to feed her ego.
Ofc she thinks violence in the name of love is romantic.
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Kevin is mad that skate accounts won't promote him for free. He says it's the saddest thing he's ever seen in skateboarding.
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Wearing two pairs of panties over fishnets is a look, I guess. Look at the tiles under her arm on the left side of the photo.
No. 203871
>>203870oink oink, lorena pig.
love the lengths she goes to hide her fat lunch lady arms since we pointed it out in this thread, topkek.
No. 203877
>>203870Topkek! Wtf? Thongs on her elf ears, my sides! These pictures are getting more terrifying every day. I dont know where to even look, the fried hair, warping tiles or those huge thighs, but the thongs are friggin hilarious. Lori really thinks creativity is throwing it in the air and seeing where it lands.
Those thighs though, nothing wrong with being thick but she needs to drop the smol bean shit looking like that. People have eyes.
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>>203870It's likely this was shot while Kevin was out doing professional skate tricks for his patreon, but I like to just imagine that Lori
actually booted him out of his one safe space for this photo of her with her 4 pairs of cheap thongs.
No. 203885
>>203883She may have, but that sort of thing was talked about so infrequently I can't really recall.
I will say this. Towards the end of the relationship she was pushing for marriage HARD, thinking it would solve our problems. When that didn't work, she tried multiple pregnancy scares, telling all her friends and online followers she thought she was for one reason or another only to tell them a few days later: "false alarm!"
I'm still in school, thinking she's pregnant from all the shit she's forcing me to do. She tried multiple angles of entrapment until I finally stood up for myself and told her to get lost, a process that unfortunately took weeks, even months for it to fully stick.
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Kevin really is the gift that keeps on giving. Nobody wants you to change, Kev.
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Lori commenting on a FB post from Adam/DJ RanmaS about the Chris Rock/Will Smith slap.
Like Kevvy wouldn't piss his pants and run crying into their pile of plushies if anyone came at him. Remember his FB rants calling the haturz to come for him? Unless he's going to sing and destroy our eardrums I don't think he's much of a threat.
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Cope harder you swine.
No. 203916
>>203896Lorena you never leave your house, I'd love to tell you and the dirty q-tip what horrible people you are to your face.
It also wouldn't be hard to overpower the both of you. Kev can be snapped in half easily with how weak and ghoulish he is, and you're so out of shape and lumpy that you'd be wheezing and out of breath after half of a swing. Please.
No. 203917
>>203795>Lori claiming to have medical conditionsLori claims a new illness each week for sympathy and acts like a
victim, even though she causes all of her own problems. She'd have to go outside and to a doctor to get anything diagnosed but she can't afford healthcare, so she should stop lying.
>>203885>pushing into marriage>fake pregnancySeems she did the same things to Kevin. Wonder if she used fake pregnancy so his religious parents would pay for their apartment.
No. 203921
>>203795Jessie Pridemore is a piece of shit herself, and I am still amazed she does not have a thread on here, especially after the Anthy debacle and her trying to shack up with English Anime VA's and then screaming rape when she gets turned down as anything more than a drunken one-night stand.
I've said this in other threads, and I will say it again: I am willing to bet that Lori would abandon ship on Kevin in an instant if it meant she could move in with Jessie. But at fate has it, Jessie herself is a mooch and living off of other people.
No. 203961
>>203932He really is like her right down to talking to literally nobody.
"people asked me this" "people keep telling me that". no they fucking don't Kevin, nobody talks to you, you don't have fans, you don't have friends and at most you get comments by bots trying to sell shit under your posts.
No. 203983
>>203896>I wish people would harass me in personKek, calls other people chicken shits! What a joke she is. Anytime anyone even makes the slightest offhand comment she blocks them or runs to mods. She cant take it or the tons of negative comments wouldnt be hidden, deleted and reported.
Come out of hiding and take it if your so confident and if shes so brave why hide behind her roommate. Stop blocking people and defend yourself.
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>>203907Lori’s actual body type
No. 203995
>>203974She keeps doing this in hopes it will get her attention from scrotes who are fans of those characters. She's too retarded to realize that scrotes have no interest in an aged 3D catfish begging for money.
Just realized we never saw that Louis Vuitton trinket she flexed after someone outed it for being a knockoff from China like the rest of her dropship.
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JFC Kevin. One person said you should try street, and you should cause there's more style and hype behind that, now you're buttmad.
>park is just as creative as street
Tbh, no. The limitations of a park mean pretty formulaic runs that you'd see anyone at a park doing. Plus you don't even dabble in vert which is like, the main draw of a park to most skaters outside of beginners? Street is more challenging cause you constantly adapt to new obstacles and areas. More dangerous but way more style focused and impressive than doing a Laser flip 20 times and front feebles in a Vans skate park kek. If he did his tricks at cool spots and buildings in Downtown he would DEFINITELY have more interesting content to look at. But he's a scared poser kek he would never. INB4 he sees this comment and fucking loses it.
No. 204059
>>203964There's been one anon several threads back who thirsted for Scott. Its not exactly unbelievable that she still lurks. I'd love to see this same level of suspicion for the "anons" who come here talking about how Kevin is able to be saved and is a poow widdle
victim.
>>203971They'd probably just tell you to go to costhot general.
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No. 204131
>>204127Hope she gets more responses like this for being a retard and spamming her ugly troonfaced edits into places where people were minding their own business.
It's funny how scrotes also think it's a troon with the "buddy".
No. 204206
>>204125that’s not really relevant here.
>>204127LMAOOOO
nice try lori
scott if you’re still checking back every so often to your knowledge was lori diagnosed with any mental health illnesses? apparently (according to kevin) she has borderline personality disorder which may line up with a lot of her actions?
No. 204220
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>>204153Keeps self inserting. Lori never grows up.
Hey Lori, if you're lurking, you do realize what you are doing comes off very much the same way Momokun self inserts herself, right? You look just as embarrassing as Momokun.
No. 204225
File: 1648657954578.png (399.58 KB, 410x450, itsjustafilterguise.PNG)
>>203907oh my god does she even give a shit enough to hide it? LOL the warping here is beyond obvious
No. 204258
>>204220Split the number of comments between Momo and Vamplette and that’ll be the excuse he vomits up about the hat0rz. Kek, this really is one of her more embarrassing fails. She looks NOTHING like this character.
Do you think she startles herself when she sees herself in an actual mirror not through her phone?
No. 204261
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>>204226>legussyKek
nonnie this is soo much better than the usual "lego vag".
No. 204277
File: 1648668327540.jpg (253.83 KB, 1080x1041, Screenshot_20220330-122317_Fac…)
Lori is lurking Moo's thread and went to the pridemore thread on Facebook about Stella's endorsement of Moo's new studio
No. 204279
File: 1648668821662.png (658.37 KB, 1431x1149, Screenshot_20220330-123303.png)
>>204277Lol Kevin's not gonna do shit
No. 204282
File: 1648669104449.jpg (298.19 KB, 1080x1863, Screenshot_20220330-213707_Ins…)
Kevin is taking a Haitus
No. 204283
File: 1648669125984.jpg (287.69 KB, 1080x1894, Screenshot_20220330-213714_Ins…)
No. 204288
>>204282youtube is oversaturated, this is no one’s fault and has nothing to do with money.
>>204286if this was 2010-12 he probably could have scraped up a small following, that was like peak skatetube. he’s 10 years too late though, as usual.
No. 204290
>>204277Kevin literally doxxed himself on instagram. She wants people to believe she was cyber stalked and some hackers who love Momokun who went psycho mode and hacked her accounts to get all her private info. It's pathetic. No illegal means were used, just someone noticing the address posted BY KEVIN on HIS instagram.
>telling companies I work with that i'm RACISTWell, you are Lori. You have been since the early aughts. There's videos of you doing racist mimicry, saying out-right racist shit about Japanese actresses, even could be argued her usage of seifuku lingerie and butchered romaji is racist in itself. Being 'brown' doesn't make you magically not racist against other people. Nobody cares you're Hispanic, they care that you called a Japanese woman flat-faced and fetishize the culture.
>CHOOSE what they let go ofYeah. You cross boundaries that are different to each person and certain things will or will not be let go. What is forgiven and what isn't differs person to person. How can she not grasp that some people she's wronged will just never like her or speak well of her? She wants the attention and acceptance of people she "hates" so bad. I think she really just hates she can't leech of off Mariah and use her clout. She's a parasite and seethes about being poor constantly. I can't believe she'd only get under Lori's skin for having known Kevin and been a friend years ago.
No. 204306
>>204282
> theres no room for male youtubers unless you’re already a rich streamer!> my content is good!God he sounds jealous and bitter. Your content is not good Kevin, its not even memorable aside from your retard tongue out faces and recording on your sad kitchen floor.
Even if it was good, you still need to post interesting vids that have your unique take regularly, a likable relatable personality, being able to interact with followers, probably by not telling them youll kill them. And even then theres still a low chance of making it. So youre right, both of you need to stop wasting time and get jobs (even though hes claiming he already has one)
No. 204344
>>204220People are talking about an anime while she's talking about her plastic amazon press-ons are a batsignal of how used up her vag is. Nobody wants to interact with her IRL or online bc she doesn't know how to not be embarrassingly retarded. It's funny she's spamming on facebook of all places like a boomer who doesn't know how to use facebook.
>>204277Hey Loony, you know who always yells that they aren't racist? Racists. Nobody cares that you paint over your sallow sagging skin in apps. You're proudly on camera making racist comments seething over a famous Japanese girl who will forever be known and beloved as the live Sailormoon, while you're still a bitter and sourfaced nobody.
>>204297Considering how much projection Loony did in her sped rant, she's been stalking Moo's business growth and expensive things Moo buys with bated breath. She's probably scratching her vag and wondering why she's never going to "make it" and be able to buy things or have simps like Moo. She might get fat like Moo for her next skinwalk, she's already taking all of Kevvy's meager food.
No. 204356
>>204282Also, "when it gets shown to people"
So does he think there's some big conspiracy to keep him/whori down in the dumps? Cause that's how this read to me. As if his half asked "content" is being suppressed by Moo and her evil band of harpies, because clearly she controls Insta, YT, patron etc.
Kevin your content isn't good. It's half assed and unimpressive.
No. 204368
>>204282"no room for males"
bro you can make fun of vtubers but vox akuma (a male) was the highest superchatted vtuber in all of february and has only been doing this persona a few months
sage for barely related but lols
No. 204370
>>204350Pointing out all of Loony's lies isn't defending anyone. She copes by pretending this whole thread is Moo and not dozens of anons conversing.
Nobody in the cosplay community today has ever seen or even heard of Lori. She's too ugly to show up to cons and her only relevance is this thread.
No. 204386
>>204282>>204283"haitus" go back to school kek
>>204277Did she forget that she threatened to call ICE like the fucking Karen that she is? TOPKEK my sides. The delusions these two live in. Love how she's only Hispanic when it's relevant to her poor argument and never anytime else.
>>204279Moo can just sit on him with her fat ass and disintegrate him. Not much human left in that pathetic sack of a "guy" anyway.
>>204127Fucking dying here. Get wrecked, Lori. And if she's convinced that all those people are from here, remember that we here didn't even know about this post until this screenshot was posted. But knowing them, they'll still find a way to blame Moo and Vamp.
No. 204424
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>>204282>>204283Oh yeah I forgot to post this yesterday. By the time I looked at his insta story he had deleted the statuses about the "haitus" and replaced them with this, lol.
No. 204455
File: 1648739195887.png (1.12 MB, 1080x1841, Screenshot_20220331-080008.png)
How other women do SW
>tells men to pay off their own large bills and they do so with haste, demands thousands in spending money from paypigs; gets it.
Lori
>gO tO tHe SiLlY HoMiE SpAgHEttI WoRsHiP aNd sPoIl mE wItH BaSkEtTi oR sNacKiEs, hOmIe!!! BEEP BEEP !!!
She always sounds like a literal clown. No wonder no one touches this bitch she's like the opposite of seductive.
No. 204467
>>204422He's as much a content creator as Loony is a model.
>>204424>Catch WsShe and Kevin are such a gift. Both probably speak in this retarded way when fishing for quarters to pay for fast food at the drive thru.
No. 204472
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>>204361Not true! Lori has many very impressive and totally-neurotypical followers, like this fellow.
No. 204479
>>204474The "real" ones are always broke and give her empty promises of giving her a few bucks in order to get her attention.
The best is when she pathetically stalks them back, following up and constantly asking why they never sub or buy her anything. It's so sad and hilarious.
No. 204497
>>204486i think kev is the biggest cuck that lolcow has seen.
>he sleeps in the kitchen>barely gets food scraps>gets kicked out and goes skating so lori can film her claw porn>advertises her OF for her>let her get away with stealing a car to meet her ex>lets her talk to and send photos to coomers while he is out workingthe list goes on and on. he’s so pathetic and has no backbone.
No. 204511
>>204504I think he mentioned his income is buying and trading/selling sneakers or something.
And don’t forget full time stay at home ferret daddy kek
No. 204518
File: 1648753960857.jpg (116.07 KB, 720x1178, IMG_20220331_120834_152.jpg)
False alarm, nonnies. Kevin isn't talking a haitus! Kevin loves social media!
No. 204519
>>204491Kevin's parents are paying for the place for sure. He can't decide if he wants to lie about having a job or lie about being Lori's social media manager. And looks like with
>>204518 he can't even decide if he wants to "haitus" from doing nothing because nobody cares, kek.
>>204510And we'd love to see it. Both Lori and Kevin have never seen a gym and have zero nutrition, with the most vitamins they ever got being from a leaf of lettuce.
No. 204533
>>204531He means his designer swag and luxury apartment. He's lapping up the life of luxury,
obviously. All thanks to Lori and the magical power of being an influencer! Those 3k instagram follows really fucked with his head.
No. 204538
>>204531Kek I was just thinking that. I tried to piece together what he might be referring to.
>I wouldn't have met anyoneHas to be Lori, since he has no friends. Arguably more of a mistake than an accomplishment, but she is technically a person.
>I wouldn't have reached my goalsMaking a Patreon and YouTube videos, maybe? Although does it really count if you're completely half-assing it and have no patrons or audience? He hasn't gotten Looni any subs. Hasn't made any of the cosplays he talked about. Still terrible at skating and crafting of any kind. But ok, he turned on his camera a couple of times. If you set the bar really really low, I guess anything other than ranting and suicide baiting would count as a goal being reached.
>Wouldn't have anything I haveFast fashion, ugly skateboards, a cookie cutter shoebox apartment that he can barely make rent on, a 3x3 foot section of the kitchen to play in, some sandpaper, a receding hairline, and a new argument every day with a dollar store e-whore who hates him. Am I missing anything?
No. 204562
>>204528He spelt it wrong more than once, so he really thinks that's the word. He's almost 30 and doesn't have a grade 3 reading level.
>>204533>3k instagram followsJust took a look and it seems he has mostly bots as well. He has zero engagement for that many followers, just like Loony. He probably spent money to get followers but stopped after a certain point.
No. 204620
>>204591It would be a basic sperg rant video in the kitchen that he would probably delete and reupload 10 times with different stories.
Then he will blame all the men on youtube for his failure to start.
No. 204712
File: 1648835860143.png (1.33 MB, 1080x1887, Screenshot_20220401-104957~2.p…)
Who asked?
No. 204713
File: 1648835960092.png (1.02 MB, 1079x1163, Screenshot_20220401-105510.png)
Also what the hell is this..? She looks deformed and like she made herself darker.
No. 204714
File: 1648836050741.png (Spoiler Image,2.73 MB, 1080x1806, Screenshot_20220401-105532.png)
>>204713If you want to peep the horror be my guest.
No. 204725
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>>204713Wtf? She definitely shooped herself darker, the coloring is so inconsistent and unnatural looking on her body. The chest-hole should be darker due to shadowing, but instead the skin is lighter there. And the thigh crease on the right has a thin line of white, where again, it should be darker due to shadowing.
She kept her face looking white though for some reason?? I guess she doesn’t actually want to be dark, huh? This looks so bad. The tone looks more sunburnt and fried to a crisp. Reminds me of picrel
No. 204736
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>>204714>>204713girl look how orange you look… and the rolls around her stomach/hips….
No. 204755
>>204712The last thing this guy ever needed was "fantasy camp". Not that I believe this bs story since it sounds made up. Who needs an explination for a user name? It's just a random jumble of words that ultimately mean nothing. It doesnt make you some kind of creative genius and its shocking that so many of the same archetypes use stuff from OTHER people's work, and think they can call it "their brand". So creative.
>>204277>negating the fact that I'm Hispanic>>204713>Suddenly starts tanning.That's not a natural tan line either and that tan looks fake as fk but then what a out her isnt. The pic is God awful, like a fake tan would add anything.
No. 204772
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>>204714That hip tattoo is so ugly, it looks like a Ghastly. Awful choice.
(Picrel)
No. 204776
File: 1648855678350.png (2.65 MB, 1416x918, sacvsac.png)
yup, you look like this
No. 204805
>>204725That's a bad app job by Loony with shitty "body countouring" to hide how fat she is.
It's starting to look like she still keeps the pink stripe on her face to hide her nose hump. Her face edit is on maximum shrinkage settings that it's warping her turtleneck and manhands more than usual.
>>204755The story looks made up, otherwise he would have consistently shared it in the past.
No. 204834
File: 1648879278617.png (129.37 KB, 341x197, fat.png)
>>204713You can really see how her fat belly pooch outstretches, she forgot to blur the everloving fuck out of this fold kek
No. 204838
>>204834kek good catch
nonnie. damn, she has a fupa now.
isnt kevvy into skinny girls? how does he feel about lori ballooning and sagging like this? he’s a huge cuck for her and yet i wonder if he’s still actually attracted to her
No. 204842
>>204776Her facial expression in higher res is serving monkeyface with prolasped anus. Nobody thinks thin lips and sagging cheeks filled with air are kawaii. The wrinkles around her mouth being blurred and looking like bruises is just the icing on the menopausal cake.
>>204838Kevvy is acutely aware she's been ballooned up for years now, but won't admit it because she somehow convinced him that being a whore on the internet is what keeps them going, even though his family is paying for everything.
No. 204848
>>204845Kevvy retardedly thinks the empty promise of getting married someday with a serial divorcee is "making it" because deep down he's still a mormon or whatever.
Loony will try anything until she figures out what sticks to manipulate others and for Kevvy she figured that he fears being a foreveralone incel and will threaten him with that. Since Kevvy doesn't want sex with a fatty, he probably fears her leaving him more than wanting any sex, kek.
No. 204893
>>204845She's had a few "husbands" but I honestly wonder if she's still legally married to someone else and that the reason why she hasn't married Kevin yet. I know she was legally married once but did she get a Lawyer and divorce? Who paid? She cant go to a dentist but she managed a legal action? I kind of doubt it.
He might be a cow in his own right but Kevin's wasting his life here.
No. 204899
>>204845i do think they both want to end the relationship but they obviously stay for their own selfish reasons. lori has no backup man to run to and she would likely end up homeless if she left, so of course she stays for convenience. kevin has to deal with the guilt of knowing he ruined friendships and fucked up any future he had in the cosplay community by defending her and letting her control him, so he stays because it’s easier to pretend to be happy with her than it would be to swallow his pride and apologize to his friends and family about his mistakes.
>>204893 brought up a good point and i wouldn’t be all too surprised if she was still legally married to one of her old partners or someone else we may not know of.
No. 204901
>>204894Your right
Nonnie, she was definitely legally married to Louis and I dont remember Louis being broke by any means. He could have divorced her himself on grounds of abandonment if she flited off on him, but that's just me speculating. I dont know anything about how their relationship ended. Can anyone weigh in? I just remember she suddenly had a new momochan at some con.
Scott if you pop back in here any info on if she legally divorced Louis?
No. 204904
>>204899>>204901She most likely is still married to one of those guys legally. She has rotting teeth and looks homeless, there's no way she'd have ever interacted with a lawyer in her life.
She can easily keep her being married secret from Kevvy because they'll never go through with it themselves.
Kevvy is going to have a rude awakening soon, the friends he used to have are probably all married and having kids soon while he's just a poser on a skateboard.
No. 204905
File: 1648917266407.jpg (307.88 KB, 1080x1774, 20220402_113107.jpg)
Were down to posting in any ole subreddit folks! Desperation is bad look Loony.
No. 204906
File: 1648917512333.jpg (330.72 KB, 1079x1972, Screenshot_20220402-113757_Chr…)
Is that you Kevie?
No. 204907
File: 1648917750372.jpg (128.48 KB, 1073x717, 20220402_113920.jpg)
All accounts commenting are well established. Looks like Loony yet again gets told to gtfo. Of course they have to argue and make themselves look stupid.
Sad that she cant accept that not just farmers look at her as sad.
No. 204930
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No. 204942
>>204938One of these things is a shaggy musty temperamental animal that seemingly serves no purpose.
The other is a highland cattle.
No. 204953
>>204931Her posts get little to no interaction. Her reddit posts are pathetic. Imagine being looked over repeatedly in a list of ethots for over a year while the other girls all exceed you no matter what subreddit you post in. Someone needs to look up the definition of insanity.
>>204930He looks like someone is holding him hostage.
No. 204955
File: 1648936229753.png (340.86 KB, 1080x971, Screenshot_20220402-144951.png)
>>203591>my real job KEKK
No. 204957
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>>204955>>204907>>204906>>204905She was pretty butthurt about the entire thing.
Dont worry Lori, it wont get any attention at all.
No. 204964
File: 1648940363219.png (1.76 MB, 1080x1770, Screenshot_20220402-155513.png)
This is so sad. She's spending all day arguing with coomers who jack it to cartoons when she doesn't have any actual furniture. Girl, worry about getting a table that isn't the dildo table. TV trays? That stiff gawdy chair? You don't even have a futon in sight. Are they just pulling a Shay and sleeping on a rug in the corner? Get your priorities straight, holy shit. I'm astounded that she posted these herself. The pics are so cluttered and the colors are a mess. She can't even be arsed to use a sheet as a backdrop. Maybe I'm bold to assume they have linens. They probably just sleep on the Dolls kill/Gvapi pile. Sorry, correction; Lori sleeps on the pile and Kevin takes the bunk bed (kitchen cabinets/countertop, he gets to choose!)
No. 204974
File: 1648943726173.jpg (111.3 KB, 720x1166, IMG_20220402_165020_625.jpg)
Kevin, you're a day late on the April fool's joke. Surely he must be kidding about his career being her assistant?
No. 204979
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that's probably the most obvious warping she's posted ever. Usually it's slightly warped but the vertical line basically becomes horizontal there. How can kevin continue his narrative of 'it's just preset filters!' lol.
No. 204995
>>204989Thats a good point, those afterpay charges must be adding up.
Originally I thought they lived in bumfuck suburbia but last I saw theyre less than 30 minute walking distance from alot of bars,cafes, restaurants and shops. Sure those jobs probably pay minimum wage but if they worked a service job Kevin or Lori could make more in tips in a day than shes probably making a month on onlyfans.
Desperate times call for desperate measures Kevin
No. 204997
>>204974Kevin has literally ruined any type of brand deal lori could get her legussy stabbing fingers on to. He has posted drama that kicked up this thread from the ghosts of livejournal. He has single handedly ruined whatever “chances” lori had. Everything lori posts is a mirror selfie; she takes her own photos and edits them to oblivion herself, Kevin does nothing. Shilling her OF content to his bot followers when he has zero clout isn’t a “career”. They constantly claim they are doing good but then ebeg a day later. Nothing in their place is functional. If you want to “assist” her go get a real job.
>>204518My god, who fucking cares? They both don’t put any work into their content. Loris is lazy and old photos. Same pose in every photo. Heavily poorly edited. Kevin barely had uploaded anything but “expects” clout randomly and throws a tantrum when he doesn’t get any responses.
No. 205005
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No. 205019
File: 1648967058871.jpg (136.83 KB, 720x1190, IMG_20220402_232245_596.jpg)
Do we think either of them made this?
No. 205037
>>204995>Assuming these retards can do a job without getting firedLike
>>205004 says she has never got a sponsorship or agency. They buy things on afterpay to look sponsored or relevant but in reality they're bottomfeeder consoomers wearing dropship.
>>205019If that's the kitchen counter, it's brown here but looks blue in Loony's pics. Says a lot about her real skincolor editing.
No. 205039
>>205019Am I wrong or does that look like a lump of ground beef in a puddle of beef broth?
Fairly sure beef stew is made with chunks or cubed stew meat, carrots, potatoes, celery in a thickened stock.
No. 205051
File: 1648991804260.jpg (93 KB, 720x1134, IMG_20220402_232147_295.jpg)
Kevin's career isn't really being Lori's assistant. He does hundreds of things for money. A true jack of all trades.
No. 205056
>>204974this is one of the most pathetic statements he’s ever made, and he’s set the bar high.
>>205051until this one. backpedaling on our begging are we? now you’re a Renaissance man who does 100 things to make money (seems retarded but okay) and everything’s fine?
No. 205070
File: 1648999522668.jpg (361.35 KB, 1067x1897, 20220403_102142.jpg)
Kevin has shown up to the reddit party where they continue to now spam the wrong subreddit with Lori's gross pictures. Unironically they are still told to go away and they prove what winners they are by arguing with people in the sub. They're deleting as they go of course.
No. 205071
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2/2
No. 205078
>>205051Is he just responding to this thread at this point? He has no idea what the word career means.
He also has zero audience, if there were any humans they are long gone because all he does is shamelessly beg for their money. They can't even build one on reddit, nobody wants to see her ugly pics.
No. 205082
File: 1649005386237.jpg (80.17 KB, 720x886, IMG_20220403_100216_526.jpg)
And here's Kevin, the professional assistant of Lori Lewd LOL.
No. 205097
>>205074Thought the exact same. Looks like literal shit in a bowl. Fucking vom.
>>204974She has to cover her chin now because she can't poof face since it exaggerates how fat she's gotten and her double chin is really starting to show kek
No. 205110
File: 1649017425226.jpg (Spoiler Image,63.26 KB, 700x631, Slow-Cooker-Beef-Stew-Recipe-f…)
>>205019culinary fag here……that is not "beef stew". It is a dried out hamburger patty in a bowl of campbells canned beef broth.
picrel, this is what beef stew should look like.
No. 205113
File: 1649017551312.png (1.25 MB, 1440x1603, Screenshot_20220403-132453.png)
Whori made a YouTube account
No. 205116
File: 1649017656983.png (896.38 KB, 1440x842, Screenshot_20220403-132707.png)
Kevin buttmad over Reddit comments.
No. 205128
>>205116“I’ve been called the worst things you can imagine and couldn’t care less.”
We know. You still willingly live with the hag who called you all of those things.
No. 205133
File: 1649022503708.jpg (1.48 MB, 3200x3200, Picsart_22-04-03_14-48-01-245.…)
No. 205136
>>205116He's so bothered, especially that nobody thinks Lori is cute, much less a woman underneath all the edits.
>>205133Everyone has been pointing out how fat she really is lately, so she's coping with these posts.
No. 205142
>>205133"i can't begin to image what you say to heavier people"
that's rich coming from her who has bodyshamed people of all sizes for decades
No. 205151
>>205143yep. everyone with eyes can see that even with the filters that she's a fat hag.
lori calls herself a "loli" and has even made cringe comments comparing herself to sexual loli body pillows. that's what the commentator meant by catering.
No. 205160
File: 1649028415746.jpg (341.93 KB, 1061x1828, 20220403_182251.jpg)
>>205082It kept going. I capped as much of it as I coould. They were deleting and upvoting themselves in other threads too.
No. 205163
>>205162Samefag sorry it's not playing in browser. I'm trying to figure out why but it plays if you go to youtube. Really weird but it shows that shes gained massive traction for being
problematic. What a legacy Loony, you should be proud.
No. 205172
>>205170Or the time he said to come at him so he could kill the haturz or kill himself. Or sperged out about having big eyes and a little nose. Also the man baby who quits his hobbies because he isn’t worshipped then starts up again because no one gives a shit when he stops.
Kev is the cow that keeps on giving all year long.
No. 205212
>>205211I guess you’re right anon, its giving them too much credit to think either of them would follow basic food prep steps.
>>205019 literally looks like they overcooked some oblong hamburger patties and just dunked them in some broth in hopes of saving them
No. 205213
File: 1649055239361.jpeg (262.2 KB, 750x1142, lettucebeepbeep.jpeg)
>>205019lori lewd cookbook when?
No. 205236
>>205213"Trying to be real adults"
Ah, yes, eating your sad big kid's dinner surrounded by mounds of stuffed animals while your girlfriend records herself having a facial seizure in the mirror behind you. Real adult living.
No. 205242
File: 1649071499212.png (2.45 MB, 971x1732, 1638873381083.png)
>>205116>I've been called the worst things you can imagine and couldn't care lessRemember when not even three threads ago Kev made a multiple-post spazfest about being upset that people called him 5'9?
His emotions are as fragile as his bleach-fried dead hair. He oscillates wildly between making posts about how unbothered, blessed and thriving they are, and how his life is utter dogshit because he's not achieving 'cosfame' by sitting on his ass all day doing nothing and shilling out his grandma's low-quality garbage nudes of her fridge body. Then again, I'd also be upset if I was pushing thirty and still arguing with redditors like a ten year-old, with nothing to show for my name except debt, debt and more debt. Oh, and a name synonymous with garbage.
Kevvy boy, dump Lori and get your life back on track. It's not too late, and honestly I reckon most people would forgive and forget your stupid shit if it led to you exposing that hag once and for all. We know you're getting abused and we can tell you ain't happy.
And since I know you lurk, let me ask you a question: When was the last time Lori asked something from you that wasn't solely for her benefit. When was the last time she bought you a gift? Or showed you any sort of affection that wasn't transactional?
No. 205266
>>205242he’s never going to leave her voluntarily. he is fully absorbed in this me vs the world mentality and like some stupid teenager, the more people tell him to leave the more he “loves” lori. i am sure there’s a lot more contributing to his decisions than we can see as well; who knows what his family and close friends have said to his face that’s contributing to his hair
trigger temper and retardation.
No. 205271
>>205242Hey Kevy, here's a checklist to see if your relationship is really as healthy and thriving as you believe it is:
- Has Lori called you names, insulted you or continuously criticised you?
- Has Lori constantly refused to trust you (no matter how small the instance) or has shown to be jealous or possessive towards you when other people have show interest in you (even in terms of pure friendship/platonic relationships?)
- Following the previous question, has Lori tried to/succeeded in isolating you from family and other people? (instances could be like her saying that she 'understands/accepts' you more than other people do)
- Does Lori monitor you =, where you go or who you spend time with outside of her?
- Does Lori punish you for any 'wrongdoings' or 'mistakes' by withholding affection?
- Does Lori threaten to hurt you, your family, your friends, or even herself if her needs/demands are not met?
- Does Lori humiliate you? Or tease you about certain subjects which you've made known to her in the past are genuinely hurtful?
- Does Lori blame you for the abuse?
- Has Lori accused you of cheating if you've spoken to people outside your tiny circle?
- Has Lori serially cheated on you and then blamed YOU for her cheating?
- Has Lori cheated on you intentionally to hurt you, and then threatened to cheat again?
- Has Lori cheated on you to prove that she's more desirable, worthy etc. than you are?
- Are you afraid to talk to Lori about certain topics unless she's in a good mood?
- Does Lori control your appearance in any way? Not just clothes (because it seems that you like your fashion), but also your diet and how much you eat?
- Has Lori used her 'uwu but I'm too small and cute and little!' as an excuse to emotionally manipulate you into paying for her lifestyle?
- Does Lori monitor your spending and has control of how the income in the household is divided, and who is allowed to buy what?
- Has Lori ever told you that you will never find anyone better, or that you're lucky to be with a person like them?
All jokes aside: Kevin, ANY ONE OF THESE is a huge red flag and an indicator that you're in an
abusive relationship. And I know we all like to make fun of the shitshow that is your life, but on the other hand, a lot of abuse
victims become so brainwashed that they're in a 'wonderful relationship with a fantastic person' that they make excuses for any one of these hugely
abusive actions.
Kevin, you're not blameless, but if I had to choose one of the two of you to actually have a chance at a healthy, happy life, I'd prefer it to be you over someone that has shown, time and time again, that they're a bad person incapable of change.
No. 205274
>>205213Did he eat frozen meals when still mooching off his parents and that was what made him fat? Both of them look like they're normally heavyset when they can afford it, because they look liket he living dead. This food shows the absolute state in which they are struggling.
>>205266He's a grown adult and at this point he's his own reason for being retarded and having no friends. The only way his family can help now is by cutting him off. He's a 30 year old who admits he relies on "birthday money", fucking kek.
No. 205303
File: 1649092961286.jpg (3.89 MB, 3464x3464, Picsart_22-04-04_10-21-17-193.…)
Kek color fixed Lori's to match what it most likely looks like compared to Kev's lightly filtered pics on the counter. She looks like shit. So brassy and that pink does no favors. I even turned saturation down and it still looked like this. She's neon it's vom worthy
No. 205307
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From her latest set. The first one, what the fuck is that stupid facial expression? Looks like she wasn’t even ready for her own self timed photo. The second two are taken from the same angle but I guess she can’t decide what shape to make her waist today so she’s gone with two options
Also, that expression she’s making in the middle photo is one she defaults to constantly and has for the past twenty years because I guess she thinks it looks meaningful or something but actually just looks vacant as fuck.
No. 205326
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>>205271Kevin ignored the warning signs, he's to in denial to answer any of this honnestly.
No. 205352
>>205318Everything is so strategically hidden and shooped in her pics, this is why everyone assumes it's a troon. She is incapable taking a pic like a normalfag because even the basics like teeth don't exist.
>>205330Take a look at her lux afterpay life. Obviously none.
No. 205369
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make as many stupid duckfaces as you want old girl we know what you really look like irl Lori
No. 205370
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Lori Lewd irl
No. 205374
>>205362The timing of her making a youtube seems to happen right after all these other accounts are slamming her, and after Kevvy kept whining about his own youtube. Both she and Kevvy posted shitty phone clips, too.
>>205370She looks very FAS in candids.
No. 205391
>>205019This beef stew photo happened after Scott was in the thread mentioning how he was trying to sign her up for box meals. Is she trying to prove she can cook and didn’t need his help? Or is lori love bombing Kevin again because I’m sure the Scott posts caused issues between them.
>>205307 “I’m just small. Not pedo baiting” then posts these style of photos.
No. 205392
File: 1649125542468.jpg (557.81 KB, 1080x1487, 20220404_212022.jpg)
>>205319I just watched it and it was hard to get through. This shit had me cracking up though.
No. 205407
>>205051i’m confused, he seems to be going back and forth about how he has a job and how he doesn’t work just so he can be loris assistant - wtf? if he wants to support her why doesn’t he just get a real job so they don’t have to beg for money on the internet
also i know he’s posted before about being a former addict - wondering if he’s back on whatever he was on because he looks haggard as hell with his combover
No. 205408
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It really makes me mad when she says shit like this. LORI was the one being racist to darker Sailor Moon cosplayers! Nobody ever said shit to her about being "Sailor Moon with a tan." The nerve to pretend like she was racially abused when she was the one doing it.
No. 205443
>>205442NTA but she literally just lied about being called racial slurs when she is openly racist herself. It wasn't long ago she was talking about ICE.
She's so racist and full of jealousy when it comes to other women. The timing shows she's trying to get sympathy from people because her ego is shattered due to people being sick of her reddit spam.
No. 205452
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No. 205453
File: 1649169178291.jpg (641.74 KB, 1080x1745, 20220405_093205.jpg)
Moos comments are on the most recent post.
No. 205472
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No. 205474
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Dropped my pic
It's just because I switched up my content guys, I definitely got all of the views and likes before!
No. 205485
>>205460I agree anon. These people all deserve each other. No matter what any of them say about the other, they're all always worried about their own best interests. They circle around each other like vultures and they've been doing that for years. These comments
>>205452 are probably just to one up Lori, although its smarter to trick people with kindness than degrading others a d publicly badmouthing them like Lori does. It's not like she knows how to promote herself though.
>>205465Like this idiot. Yeah f'ck the people you want to sub to your content Kevin. Their all idiots who dont see how amazeballs you are anyway, right?
No. 205491
>>205488It's bullying cause she knows it's what farmers are doing with her photos. She's projecting onto Lori to look like the bigger person. Also what
>>>/pt/872706 said. The timing of her latest twitter meltdown and these comments coincide. Typical hog shit.
No. 205508
>>205472Why does he and Lori keep acting as if they have some kind of following and not just a bunch of bots?
They literally talk to themselves about themselves all day about how awesome they are when they have nothing to show for it, no content or talent or relevance.
>>205498It's really strange that Moo is using this account to make herself seem like the bigger (kek) person when both cows are so disingenuous.
No. 205515
File: 1649207118380.jpg (556.03 KB, 1022x1051, 20220405_200413.jpg)
>>205493This what she really looks like and this was 3 years ago.
No. 205517
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>>205508Lori has deluded herself into thinking that people talking on the farms about how she ruined her life means she has "power". Even in terms of Lolcows she's a dime a dozen. She just has a long history. If her threads disappeared she would be forgotten quickly. She was forgotten too, only because she came back and caused drama with Kevin and someone with more internet presence was involved was she even known about again.
In a way Lori really should thank Moo for all her internet "fame". And to think she had walked away from public for a while. She could have had a clean slate. To bad she's batshit insane.
No. 205524
>>205517anon, I'm just now coming back into cgl / lolcow culture after 10-12+ years and surprised you guys are still running on about usagi kou. FFS I didn't even realize this chick existed, still. She was never anything special.
tl;dr the people in Washington milk any cow they can until it's fucking freeze dried. I accidentally "know."
If she is into OF now, why do you think toxicity does anything but benefit her, if you guys are still talking about her? Do you know what strip club culture is like?
No. 205554
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No. 205555
>>205554>Cope post because Kevin is unable to get fame and fortune or succeed in lifeThey're eating garbage and sleeping on the floor yet they have such high hopes, kek.
Where do Kevvy and Loony get massive confidence in their success despite a lack of ability or even drive to do anything? He's pushing 30 but just wait, he's going to be important!
No. 205556
>>205554He always ends his word vomit posts with some classic animu hero motivational tag line.
Love his excuse cope of acknowledging he sucks ass by saying he never expected to be rich and famous after his constant rage quits of cosplay for not being rich and famous.
What is he claiming he’s successful at? Besides throwing his life away?
No. 205587
>>205571Lori was an absolute nothing nobody in our con-scene at the time she lived there anyway. She really didn't do anything milky until just before she left WA. So no wonder you say you didn't know, but also I get the feeling that you did because here you are. It's giving sus.
Sage for OT
No. 205631
>>205587Anon, idgaf what your
toxic reasoning behind following Usagi Kou is. /cgl/ talked about her 10 years ago as just as milky and delusional as PT. I may accidentally know things from being in WA, but I had no fucking clue Lori = Usagi Kou when I was talking to people in the last 1-5 years in WA.
But yes, if you were around on /cgl/ 10 years ago then you would understand. But alas, fucker, you weren't. She is only relevant because you dumb shits are brewing like the people I've talked to recently.
No. 205648
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>>205631>relevantShe's barely relevant or cared about here. KF doesn't really care either. She's a D-tier cow. If she's relevant by your terms I think you're more invested than you're letting on. If you didn't care why would you be looking into her? Double sus because you didn't learn about her through lolcow well after the fact; you're a seasoned oldfag removed by one (maybe two) degrees of separation trying to stick your nose up at people who have invested probably 1/10th of the time
you have into lurking and laughing at this cow back in the /cgl/ days. NTAYRT but you're annoying. no1curr about your reasons or accidental knowledge.
No. 205672
>>205648realistically I don't care, but seeing the thread and realizing that the person being talked about this entire time was Usagi Kou is kind of awkward considering I'm almost certain some of the people who troll these threads are people I know or have known.
>>205655stop being butt-hurt and read context, idiot.
No. 205683
>>205554Sure Kevin. Please go get an education then. Important is subjective but without even knowing what you find "important" I'm sure most would find pointless.
>>205631>I had no idea Lori=Usagi KouYet you were talking about her 10 years ago here? Sorry but some people can see through lies that dont add up and your math is pretty faulty.
>she’s only relevant because you dumb shits are talking about herThat doesnt make her relevant at all, but it's hilarious to watch her think she is.
>>205571>>205587Did you have a good conversation with yourself anon? Is it DID or just pure stupidity? Do you see Looni in a dark corner at night in your room?
No. 205702
>>205683ITT:
toxic native washingtonians still making this girl relevant.
don't you have some fucked off 'ethical' poly relationships to attend to?
No. 205709
>>205697"do you not understand english or something"
good one cool guy, it's not like there are literally hundreds of free online translators, dating this kind of insult back to 2002… oh wait.. gtfo dumbass
No. 205832
>>205822well he doesn't
expect it, he wants it though kek.
No. 205851
>>205841His meagre skills bottomed out as he met Lori but he never did amazing mainstream cosplays to begin with that would get massive attention. None of his work ever held up to scrutiny and there's no way he'd ever get to even 10k without bots.
It's just like there's no way Lori has more than a few hundred followers. They don't have the network or mass appeal because they're too self absorbed. It shows in the pitiful engagement they get.
No. 205852
>>205841Moo woulda left him for the reasons
>>205851 states he was subpar at best. Why keep him around when recognized trash like Kinpatsu will openly sperg for her.
No. 206007
File: 1649431076765.png (1.94 MB, 1080x1928, Screenshot_20220408-081617.png)
Can't even make 900 likes with her 130k follows KEK Lorena it's over just give up. You don't even have the money for bots anymore.
No. 206057
>>205554Honestly wishing Kevin the best. It won’t happen but maybe he can make goals and leave lori to have a better life for himself. There is no way he can “love” what he’s doing when he shills loris content meanwhile they fight about her being on FB lewd groups. He can’t be happy begging for money online and when his parents stop helping him she will ditch him.
>>205517Lori you have zero power or influence on anyone. They are both so delusional.
No. 206059
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Pets are such life savers.
Meanwhile she has used them for manipulation for years. Refused to get a job at any capacity to pay their bills. Fed them awful food and let them die without the care they needed. She didn’t save their lives, she bought plastic junk instead.
No. 206063
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>>206059How Lori looked like to her pets
No. 206075
>>206059Says the murderer of three cats and three (the fourth disappeared) ferrets.
Lori can fuck off with that shit. She should be prosecuted for animal abuse.
No. 206099
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>>206007Worse than the likes, it looks like she didn't even attempt photoshopping her face/neck/lips here
No. 206106
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>>206099Even worse than that zoom, look at this still from the clip she posted. Blasted her face into a horrific blur and you can see her phone warp as she spazzes out.
No. 206214
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Kevin fell while skateboarding.
No. 206355
File: 1649606295855.jpg (95.82 KB, 720x1052, IMG_20220410_085731_785.jpg)
LOL this isn't the flex Lori thinks it is. Yeah, instead of having a loving family, house, and fulfilling life you get to pose next to rental pools for instabots to like. Sad.
No. 206361
>>206355If she had any of the things that the model has, she wouldn’t stop posting them. Where’s the pool? The garden? The actually toned body? And the actually soft and well taken care of hair?.
All she has is the picture of the model posing in front of a pool which honestly looks photoshopped to hell and back making the model look like she isn’t even there.
No. 206362
File: 1649611856176.jpeg (1.76 MB, 2880x3840, 2CE4CA8C-361A-448F-966D-0793FE…)
What is going on with her hair in these photos is that her trying to blur her roots off and why is her hair floating above her head? Why would you post pictures like that and not just one kek
No. 206363
>>206355idk if you were really winning you'd be hot
and have a loving family, it's not really a "choose one" situation
No. 206399
>>206391I’m inclined to also believe that but we’ve seen Looni’s wig attempts in the past, or at least I remember there was this photo of an Usagi wig she did after she dyed her hair dark in the mid aughts. This work would be way too good for her to have done.
This is still just shitty box bleach and a terrible bang blowout.
No. 206410
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>>206399Lol was it this wig?
No. 206415
>>206362Wow, she truly is bald. Those are sparse roots, if they're roots. We're seeing scalp.
>>206364Pure mental illness of her to think she's anything near the bottom half of this meme, or that it's an either or. Everyone has seen her candids and how sad her life is.
No. 206502
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>I am not 5'9"! I'm so tall I can't even do certain skate tricks!
No. 206509
File: 1649706649975.jpg (113.22 KB, 539x806, usagikouusagihighschoolcrissyo…)
>>206410That was actually earlier/before she started using her own hair for Moon, other anon was probably referring to this
No. 206520
>>206509Yes it was this one! Thank you! The other is when she was with Kelly but I’m not sure on the exact timeline
It’s so gross lol
No. 206546
>>206523She did. It was when her hair was black and I think we she first got the weird nipple piercing and those tattoos.
If you can ever find the in progress shots it gets worse. Bad hairspray, noticeable pins, I don’t even think there was a part in the back.
No. 206551
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>>206509lol, there is also this one.
I hate Lori, but to be fair, the 00's was a dark time when it came to finding decent cosplay wigs. You either had to know how to make shit via tutorials from Katie Bair's website, or know someone who could. Good quality pigtail cosplay wigs with back parts did not exist.
No. 206570
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She really just needs to get rid of the bangs entirely she looks so much better without them even them but you know …
No. 206663
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No. 206701
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Lmao Kevin is the best cow.
No. 206704
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No. 206763
>>206668The whole pic is stretched. Look how skinny the mirror became, too.
The sad floor area with dusty toys and no furniture is also their inflatable bed area, yet they keep walking around that area with shoes on. They're so dirty.
>>206720In his mind, he and Lori posting the last word on their haturz is living their best life.
No. 206779
>>206663Where on earth is his face and why is he dressed like a skunk?
>>206701>>206704Why did I come in here knowing Kevin must have had another tantrum since the last I read this thread?
No. 206799
>>206658there was also like only one trustworthy ebay seller (cosplaywig, rip) and then the only reliable US store was Amphigory, and even then you had to do a lot of styling to those wigs. If you had the money or connections, you could also order some amazing stuff from the wig shop Cyperous out of Japan.
Cosplay prior to 2010 was definitely the dark ages, but I think those of us who were part of it learned a lot of amazing stuff. Unless you were Lori, who just didn't fucking care to learn to style wigs or make her own costumes.
No. 206874
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Kevin updated his insta bio.
No. 206914
>>206894>>206570not wking in any way but with that pathetic "braid" i can understand her claims her mother was neglectful/
abusive. definitely doesn't excuse any behaviors but god damn was this girl never taught a braid? i'm convinced here she looked up "elsa frozen" and was like, "well it's just two pieces of hair twisted together", and did this hairstyle.
No. 206915
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>>206570She did a short lived shit tier skin walk of Elsa the makeup the hair etc. frozen came out in November 2013 that pic is from late December 2013
No. 206917
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He’s clearly developed Lori’s lack of proportion awareness. Looking like Megamind with his giant forehead. My god he’s an idiot.
No. 206934
>>206932yes and that’s what you wrote
stay mad bitch
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 206991
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Ew, is this supposed to be a Gantz bunny suit? Why does she pick hot characters just to ruin them? She just keeps humiliating herself I can't
No. 207000
>>206990They seem like someone pretending to be lori tbh
She's the only person I've ever seen use some of the fat insults they use but I really doubt it's lori herself
No. 207028
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>>207006it's actually been happening since last thread (they might've even popped in the thread before too? too lazy to look) and seemed to start about 2 months ago. they just come in to post low quality bait about how she's fat in the same annoying typing style every time. i admit i thought it was a bit funny at first but it's just gotten annoying. i can't tell if they're actually retarded or just trying to emulate loris typing style cuz they can barely type.
No. 207140
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Is it Lori’s birthday yet? She’s admitted her birthday is a ‘tricky’ time for her. Probably because she’s 37, her meager successes are long behind her, and she has no one to blame but herself. Her fragile narc ego can’t take the
truth though, so she and her flying schizo monkey Kev are out in full force.
No. 207189
File: 1650040486957.webm (1.32 MB, 996x2160, screen-20220415-092439_2.webm)
Lori please watch a YouTube tutorial on how to light a room for photography. You make yourself look awful for no reason. You have all the materials needed to effectively light the space and take better photos. Learn how to use what you own. Also, congratulations to her for not editing her body for once. This is clearly a more natural shape and honestly looks better on video than her usual ectomorph coomer art shoop. Baby steps but it's almost like she's easing up on the body filter abuse. That - or she just gained a lot and it's not possible to hide anymore. Meh either way she should keep going natural it might help her "business".
No. 207218
>>207189Even with the filter to make the pic distorted longer, one leg up and an upside down phone she's an absolute stump. This explains why Kevvy keeps calling her fat here.
>>207197Exactly she is so pathetic and birthdays remind her she's old and behind compared to everyone who used to be in her life.
This is why she had that cope post hating on people who have friends, families and money. She's almost 40 and still a non-starter sw begging for ramen.
No. 207260
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Here's Kevin trying out a new "date outfit". I also don't know why he keeps calling Lori his fiance. They're never going to get married lol.
No. 207281
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>>207260the tops of the blinds are weirdly warped and bending towards him.
No. 207351
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>>207281she can't even pull the fishnets up to her thighs TOPKEK. squeezed fat is really sexy looni.
No. 207357
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>you're one of my biggest inspirations
is 37, jobless, broke, fat, no friends, all her pets are dead, has shitty tattoos, and is "engaged" to a schizo autist, totally an inspiration for all "egirls"
No. 207362
>>207357They only know her lies though, the inspiration is false.
>>207359Kek! First thing I noticed was those weird metal pieces, what is that?
Notice she say it's her birthday, but she never says it's her 37th bday. Sad.
No. 207372
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>>207351big kek, she's wearing the ankle parts upside down.
For reference, this is what the cosplay is supposed to be of/look like.
No. 207383
>>207351Why is she MS painting over her legs to fake a tan? She's too retarded to realize that bathing suits leave tan lines different from overly hiked up party city outfits.
>>207362Lolcow talked about her birthday more than anyone IRL for her. Next thread should be a birthday banner for the cow.
>>207372>she's wearing the ankle parts upside down.Kek just like the backwards glove.
No. 207394
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Happy 37th birthday Lori. Lets look back at all the totally real times people thought you were much younger, and that its absolutely not suspicious that you kept using an oddly specific age each time. I hope your followers scrounge enough change to treat you to a ramen dinner.
Whats sad is, we might actually be the only people besides Kevin who have actually acknowledged her birthday.
No. 207396
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>>207394Samefag but have a few more
No. 207425
>>207394>let it beA polite way of saying shut up because she couldnt accept what the person was saying.
In fact, isnt it true that Kevin is a decade younger than her?
>>207396So sad she insists she looks like she's in her 20s when she just doesnt. She just looks her age. I bet letting go and admitting that is accepting that she failed at life. If she holds onto "um so yung lookin" then she doesnt have to admit shes an average mid to late 30 year old with nothing.
No. 207431
>>207394If she does attract younger people, it's because she is so mentally stunted and immature. If Kevin wasn't also a mentally stunted fuck up he'd have out grown her like what typically happens when a younger person dates an older slacker loser.
No one thinks she looks young, especially in person. People make fun of her online because she tries to act young and abuses filters to the point followers have mistaken her for a tranny, because what actual woman needs to blow out her photos so extremely? Bomb lighting my ass.
No. 207546
>>207499damn she looks so squat
>>207431i’ve seen her in person and i’d say she looks like she’s in her early 30s so i guess that’s considered “looking younger” than she is. she def doesn’t look like she’s in her early 20s even though she acts like shes 20.
>>207472she’s not fat, just has zero muscle definition and isn’t toned at all. she does have a pooch though and has to really pose and work her angles on top of photoshop and filters to really get the body type she tries to portray in her pics.
No. 207569
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She was in spin also in like 2002, but I garuntee she never told anyone about it. The article was about how depraved the cosplay community is.
Yes, that's DJ Ranma on the right.
No. 207605
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>I don't buy dropship
Kevin do we need to reverse image search your pants and post the listings of every other scam site?
No. 207627
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>>207603She wouldn’t have had to see the figure. Miccocostumes has the costume modeled on their website, and the reviews for it go back to February. It’s not like she received this early for a review or anything.
What a professional!
No. 207695
>>207100dumb ass, I responded here:
>>207088at least we know YOU'RE not 'E' or 'MM'
'E' hasn't been in the mix, because she's been posting since she dated rikki
No. 207744
>>207713NTAYRT.
Look at the context, anon.
Moo is a cow and there’s no point to tiptoeing around using her name by using initials.
MM in reference to Rikki’s exes stands for Married Mistress.
>>207695I’m pretty sure MM stopped checking Abuela and Kuckvin’s lolcow and KF threads a long while back.
Who tf is ‘E,’ though?
No. 207811
>>207744‘E’, maybe Ender? But I thought Lori was still friendly with them, so maybe not.
Washingtonfag is mildly interesting. Are they Schizo, or trying to talk in some weirdo code only Lori’s old circle would pick up on?
No. 207841
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>>207827I don't think she did otherwise she'd be bragging. She did add 3 items to her Amazon wishlist on her birthday. A Hello Kitty toaster, a Hello Kitty makeup mirror, and a pink rice cooker.
No. 207850
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>>207819Oh, I thought it was married mistress aka kitty he dated on and off when he was dating Lori on and off. Lol, there were there more danger-haired weebettes fighting over ugly, under-employed Rikki?
Tbh, I also thought “MM” was Mariah Mallard”, and “E” was perhaps Vamplette‘s real initial, since Kev has a Schizo fixation on them being to blame for all his and Lori’s woes (picrel from last year). Washingtonfag’s reading/writing skill seems to be grade school level and I can’t figure out what they’re even trying to say.
No. 207873
>>207850This post really shows that he is younger than her by a lot. She had years of being made fun of online while he was still to young to be involved.
Wanking Kou was nothing new and certainly not because of Moo and Vamp. It was going on for years, long before any of them were in her life.
Was he not even bothered by all this who was cheating with who stuff? Looks like an awful way to start a relationship. I know he went up to get her from Washington and I cant see why other than being desperate. I wouldnt even have answered the phone.
No. 207989
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>>207967Yup im friends with them on FB, they detransitioned and gained weight, then started dating a married couple, then the wife moved out. Literal homewrecker.
No. 207990
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The pink haired wife moved out shortly after they started dating
No. 208000
>>207990ender could possibly make for a cow. she seems to produce milk about the same pace as lori does.
also offtopic but that scrote’s smug face is puncheable. “poly” are gross.
No. 208006
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Love that Kev is back to shilling her, also noticed he took down his yellow pants posts because they got close to no interaction. Also how he keeps calling her fiancée like they're actually going to get married kek she just might since she's only getting older and getting a new slave to kick around must be difficult with how she looks irl now.
There's a lot to unpack in this post
No. 208065
>>208006yes literally so much potential to be insane, potential to manipulate
>>208010def desperate to get unblocked lol this is literally begging lmao. she probably sperged out on him for not posting ass kissing posts about her
>>208058honestly he looks like a streamer
No. 208117
>>208006lol wtf the shoop on this is so bad. It looks like she liquified her back inwards to make herself look skinner. And her back is melting into that fake stretched “ass” (that also looks blurry as hell) she tried to make for herself.
I initially thought that fuzzy thong was just her outgrown razorburn crotch too kek
>>208102She’s probably mad that no one cared about her birthday or made any huge gestures. It fell on Kevin to buy her whole amazon wishlist and take her out to dinner, but he couldn’t do that.
Off topic but I wonder if Kev would ever help Lori make an OF video if she convinced him it would make him money. He seems to get more and more cuck-ish by the day. She already did a full creepy-cringe video with her rashy vag on display, which he was initially against.
No. 208155
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I wonder what happened
No. 208169
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Lol that's one way of looking at it I guess.
No. 208174
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No. 208179
>>208178Also samefag, what's more likely, 800 people have it in for you or you are partaking in an
abusive, controlling relationship?
I don't feel sorry for him since people have tried to help him, as recently as last year iirc, and he bats them away, but it's obvious that the problem was not the 800 people.
No. 208191
>>208174“I keep my personal life separate”
Ummmm making your FRIENDS sub to your “work” which IS SEPARATE just contradicts that statement … the hell.
No. 208278
>>208266Sometimes I agree that he’s completely obsessed and would crack enough to pull a murder suicide thing (remembering when he stabbed his leg for her).
Other times, and this is totally tinfoiling, but I wonder if he’s desperately schilling her gaping vagina lips in the hopes that she does either make enough money to leave him or finds a simp to run off with and leave him for because he doesn’t know how to get away from her. He used to make all those posts about how much she would scream at him and abuse him so it just makes me wonder if he wants her gone but can’t get rid of her so he hopes someone else will take her.
But he’s also an idiot and basic minded af so I doubt he’s that calculating.
No. 208340
>>208102Lori probably screeched for something expensive that couldn't be bought by idiots like them on afterpay.
>>208168Lori got the cops called on her for her birthday probably.
>>208239They're both selfish and awful people, and deserve each other.
No. 208363
>>208354She's done everything in her power for him to leave her but she can't find an alternative so she crawls back, kek. It seems she crawls back to exes all the time, tried to even while with Kevvy.
It's been 5 years of her trying desperately to get a new paypig but even with full on legovag porn and catfish filters, still nobody wants her. She must be chimping out at Kevvy nonstop because she inched even closer to 40.
No. 208404
>>208174Did this even happen? Whose sharing age old memories of Kevin anyway? It's been years since he really did anything with anyone other than Lori and even if he was in a picture with some cosplayers or at some event, was anyone sharing a memory of him or just sharing some crap on their fb memories list that popped up because of the way memories are dated?
I think Kevin is delusional as usual and wishful thinking is at play here.
No. 208454
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Kevin posted this last night. It just seems like such a cry for help post. Too bad he made enemies out of everybody who ever helped him. I noticed him and his brother Dan stopped following each other on Instagram awhile back. Kevin made an appreciation post for him a couple years back. I wonder what happened.
No. 208457
>>208455She literally never was and will never be a model, what kind of level of delusion does it take for her to think anyone would pay her to wear things?
It's so sad that she goes deep into debt, buys shitty clothes, then takes selfies and calls it modeling when real models already exist for some of those products. And those models don't need meitu and shop because they're already young and pretty.
No. 208464
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Another try at Reddit and it's crickets again. Shocking.
No. 208501
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Kevin is mad today about checks notes women who do cosplaying and skating.
>There is no winning.
Lmao I love when he tries half assing something for two weeks and then when he isn't some instant success he comes up with excuses as to why he "didn't make it."
No. 208520
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KEKKK we can see the Meitu camera interface in the mirror Looni. Sloppy, sloppy bovine.
No. 208524
>>208501Why is he so focused on women cosplayers and skaters being more successful than him? Maybe he wants to troon out to get engagement.
>>208520So Kevvy doesn't help her take her shitty nudes bc she'd probably screech at him for not properly hiding her real face and real body from the camera.
This must have taken her hours to pose and shoop and it still looks like garbage. She's even using her arm to hide her stomach and witch nose. Also you can count her lashes with your fingers.
No. 208542
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>>208528Yes.
>>208501Here's part 2 lol
>I don't think it's a very fair space for men. No. 208547
>>208542This is so embarrassing, Kev, like the deflection is off the charts
>I'm not successful because I'm maleI mean if your white male privilege is getting you nowhere it's not
because you're male it's because you lack skill and passion in every area.
No. 208566
>>208501He's also full of shit because it's way easier for male cosplayers to be 'successful' Phil Mizuno and Leon Chiro for example: just gotta be buff enough to photoshop/contour muscles on and show that enough and you'll be thrown company partnerships to cosplay. You also need a LOT less followers to be seen as a super successful male cosplayer. Hell I've seen dude cosplayers who have a smaller following than Kevin, worse cosplays, physique etc get jobs to cosplay for companies at cons etc but no one would want to deal with a crazy person like him. Also he's never learned how to work his face and his wigs have always been garbage so he's not even good as a 'selfie cosplayer'(I think if he put effort in with skin care and learning how to properly use makeup he could truly be above average looks when it comes to the cosplay scene but Lori's got him addicted to her apps now).
If only Kevin would figure out that the scrawny meth-addict scene kid look died a like decade ago.
No. 208592
>>208542Do tell us how rough you have it whilst living off your parents. Please tell us how much of an easier time women have it while you sponge off the few beta bucks your "fiancé" gets from showing off her deformed chest and lego hand snatch.
Would it kill you to say "glad to see women getting recognition in skateboarding". Yes, because then you can't be a whiney, self absorbed, insufferable little cunt.
No. 208614
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UwU
No. 208615
>>208501>>208542Sounding just like an incel, Kev. Who knows, trooning out might actually get Kevin the recognition and popularity that he wants. Trannies can be hideous and say literally anything, and will still have a community (other trannies and handmaidens) that will back them. Just borrow some of Lori’s outfits. Could maybe even make it as a “femboy” and gain more attention than Lori.
>>208590Kek this is what I was thinking. Manaknight looks terrible, doesn’t even make his own cosplays, and makes shitty props, but is still invited to guest at small cons. Kevin just doesn’t even try. And while Manaknight is a gross creep, he somewhat tries to hide it. Unlike Kevin, who lets his full insane spergs go unfiltered online. No one is going to want to feature a male who could become a liability. Remember when Kev said he would fight the haters and invited anons to come and try to kill him? Yeah, doubt conventions want that as a guest.
No. 208620
>>208542How many times is he going to have a fit over the same thing? Even a little kids forgets what he was crying over and moves on. I can't see complaining about any of these topics once let alone over and publicly for days and months on end.
>>208614Lori dresses up like a demented nun and months later posts a poem claiming to have been subjected to people do evil they are likened to demons and her existence to Hell? KEK!
Hey if Lori knows shes damaged then why isnt she doing something about it? People have all kinds of things occur in life, they move on, get help and live better. What are these two looking for that's it a daily "woe is me" fest online when neither of them ever make any move to live better? These posts are pathetic.
No. 208621
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>>208614Lori's narcissist prayer has an angels/demons veneer.
No. 208622
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>>208620Why doesn’t she do anything about it?! Because introspection is HARD annon, and moon princesses don’t need to, because they are special and the universe will give them things. She posted this an hour before the poem.
No. 208627
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Who wants to see a hilariously miserable pic of Lori and Kevin? He posted a hostage caption for it too.
No. 208631
>>208627KEK Once again, Kevin isn't even touching her. Meekly keeping his hands in his pocket and leaning over to get closer to her, because he doesn't want to/can't stand next to her. I think this is the most awkward selfie of them together yet. Lori must have been really mad, this is the furthest he's stood away from her.
>Last week was her day, Happy Birthday! You deserve to reach the sky.Yup, something definitely went down on Lori's birthday. This is why Kev has been furiously advertising her again.
No. 208635
>>203591>>208622Aka what I want will be given to me or else you're stifling the innocent dreams of a disadvantaged gang stalked, severely abused, hard working Latina girlboss. God she's unbearable. What's funnier is what she wants and feels she "deserves" for nothing is only cheap amazon shit and a below ground pool. The bar is in the Earth's core it's so low.
>>208614It's not my fault I'm constantly baiting you with threats of suicide and abandonment after years of dating and promising marriage! I'm just a broken soul muh trauma… Whatever.
No. 208641
>>208627He looks crazy even with all that editing and filtering over the photo, hostage caption is right. Reading between the lines it sounds like she threatens to leave him unless he gets her more subs, nice pointlessly
abusive threat when it should be up to her to get subs. Never heard of someone's boyfriend trying to shill for them except for those two. It must cause him distress to do so, so she insists on it - if he does care about her he obviously would want to
minimise her sexual access to other men and vice versa, not encourage it. His "advertising" is so utterly pointless and ineffective it must only exist as a personal torture concocted by Lori.
No. 208650
>>208645I've been tinfoiling about the Moo thing for a long time as well, things are amping up for a huge chimpout.
Loony is hyperfixated on everything Moo has that she never will, and is screeching at Kevvy to somehow provide it. Then makes dozen of cope posts as to why she doesn't have it.
No. 208653
>>208627so does she dress like this all the time, or did she just condescend to let him shuffle in for a quick selfie between bouts of clawing up her pussy for pocket change?
>>208643generally speaking, i feel more respected by my friends when they're not actively seeking to see my partner naked, but what do i know?
No. 208666
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hahah this is really how kevvy is looking
No. 208707
>>208627for a second I thought they took this in a hospital kekk
her poofing can't hide her fat face anymore and it's hilarious
No. 208774
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>>208658It is. It’s from November.
No. 208889
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Sorry for this horror.
No. 208912
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Christ, she has NO waistline, no shape at all.
No. 208913
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Lmao I love when he does this
No. 208921
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>>208889 She’s joking right? She Looks like she’s making Superstar moves
No. 208961
>>208889The way she madly scratches and plucks at her stockings and underwear straps reminds me of an addict who scratches at their skin because they think bugs are crawling on their skin.
Hey Kevvy, if Lori's holding you captive give us a sign in your next 'fit' post. Make a peace sign at waist level.
No. 208973
>>208912No shape at all, completely square and flat.
>>208913The only one gatekeeping him is himself. People commenting clearly effects his choices but they are his choices. No one makes him think about or write these sperges.
No. 208989
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she also posted these, in this order? wtf does the middle one mean. tinfoil: she seems a little drunk or something i wonder whats in the pineapple
No. 209025
>>208989No wonder Loony keeps whining about being unable to afford fillers, much less go anywhere but the public piss pool. Her lip and mouth area is a straight up methhead's.
Is this her real hair length without extensions? It's falling out and she looks homeless even with filters maxed because she combines Kevvy's polyester "fits" with plastic everything from walmart.
No. 209138
>>208627Welp, that outfit pic was from a solid 15lbs and 2.5 inches of hair growth ago. Show us how it fits now, Lor!
Also that shitty, busted up chipped coffee table never ceases to make me laugh.
Credit where credit is due tho, folding a sad dollar store-tier throw blanket over top of it was so transformative, you'd never know it was some cast-off they dragged off the curb on trash day.
No. 209158
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>>209151She's trying to do a hime cut like pic rel but somehow it came out worse.
No. 209229
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>>209208He's been busy going to the skate park and telling his younger skater friends to sub to the spicy obviously.
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Dreams? Try opiate withdrawal induced night terrors.
No. 209305
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>>209293Sorry, samefagging I guess I'm wrong Lori is so traumatized if she can do it anyone can. I forgot she's #1
victim.
No. 209331
>>209305The thing about Lori, is she actually believes all these delusions she makes up about herself so she will never, ever be capable of true self reflection. She's been telling lies and making up all these grand delusions for her entire life to get attention. At some point she began to believe her own bullshit. She will not ever own up the terrible things she's done, she will never admit any wrongdoing. She believes she is 100% authentic as much as she believes her shoops are her real face/body.
Kevin's stuck it out with her longer than I think anyone else at this point so he's been brainwashed into believing it all, too. He's so far gone he's never going to see the truth even when it's literally screen capped in front of him.
No. 209340
>>209293I see it differently:
She was featured in weeb magazines and articles. She had a huge group of young nerds that admired her. She lost every bit of it because of her shit personality and complete lack of talent. She capitalized on nothing that she lucked into, and she will never get it back. She has spent her entire life sponging off of others, fucking for roof and just barely skating by and her prospects just get dimmer and dimmer. She's not lucky at all. The recognition she got was just enough to break her narcissistic brain and the notoriety that she continues to get off of sites like this just feed the same sick fire in her. Her entire life is a sad joke she wrote herself. If she is truly delusional enough to believe we're jealous, thats fine. Let her jump around in her underwear for pennies.
No. 209351
>>209289Kek, why does the sad can have a photoshoot at the piss pool?
If this is the only public place she goes all day, chances are we're going to get a candid if it doesn't exist already.
>>209293>I've never seen a person so lucky in my life. Don't fall for the pitiful illusion she throws up. She's barely surviving and beyond lonely buying bot engagement. She lives in a box, sleeps on the floor, begs for pennies, fights all day, eats shit and looks like a methhead. She's bald, toothless and shapeless.
We're just waiting for Kevvy or his parents to kick her out of the dog house. Their money has run out, the rest will follow.
No. 209354
>>209340Pretty much but there was no huge group. This shit got so over romanticized by people who weren't there it kinda snowballed over the years to be this big dramatic deal. It was a just some friends for the most part and only some of them were up her ass. Then they all jumped ship as she fucked them over one by one. Typical stuff except this one was a loud mouth crazy bitch who got known for lying about costumes publicly. Those articles were nothing. Lots of cosplayers were printed that way. It's like the equivalent of getting in an article on Kotaku or some other shit website that posts cosplay pictures, when photogs are just shooting then cutting pics and editing to fill an article out. No big deal and if you have the shinniest lame get up at the con (or nowadays the most expensive) that's all the photographers are looking for.
Lori has always been screaming for people to make a big deal out of her and do shit for her. Those friends all ran and no one does it now because shes a 37 year old. Other people her age have lives, jobs, family. Their not fucking around with some narc and trying to "save her" from her like young 20 somethings do with each other.
When you look at for what it is, it's all really pathetic.
No. 209356
>>209293>>209340This. I don’t think shes lucky at all. And any luck she had in her early she squandered with her cunty behavior, and shes not getting younger, smarter or any bit of successful so its even more downhill
If she were lucky, shed be sitting in a 3 bedroom house with a yard big enough for a ferret cemetery, taking selfies in her real Louis Vuitton bracelet while her white collar husband is off making more money for her to spend on kawaii plushies and jamba juice.
Instead shes in a tense, unhappy relationship with a lazy bum, showing her vag for spare change and in constant anxiety of whether she’ll be able to pay her luxury closet rent.
No. 209359
>>209354Her cosplays look average at worst and wildly inaccurate at best. Seems the only reason she ever got attention was the big groups she was a part of. It's telling that even with small placements or web mentions she went nowhere beyond being known for drama.
There are many skilled cosplayers from her generation that went on to get more money and fame. One can easily find videos or legit publications featuring cosplayers of those days, and when you look them up you'll see them having moved onto bigger or better things in life with their talents.
In contrast, Loony is bizarrely still waiting for her time to shine, flashing her vag at forty.
No. 209377
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Lori posting shit from 1.5 years, 2 apartments, and 20 pounds ago LOL. Fucking bleak.
No. 209381
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KEK
No. 209520
>>209406I'll never forget
>Lipo is fine as long as you aren't a bad person Mariah lives in her head rent free. Funny she always spat on others for getting fillers. Either it was always put of jealousy or she's really feeling the effects of smoking and aging.
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Are comments off for public or entirely? It wasn't like this yesterday for me.
No. 209551
>>209520She constantly brags about lashes when she uses falsies and can't even blend her makeup on the lash line. Now it's fillers and lipo that she's screeching at Kevvy to get.
Wonder if she has screeched at Kevvy to get teeth like Moo's considering Abuela needs dentures.
She already pretended to get high fashun or die like Moo with their LV knockoffs, sky's the limit when you've made it!
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No. 209620
>>209605This must be directed at the females who can’t stand her and whom she considers to be beneath her. Because we all know what Lori does in the presence of women more successful than her. She can’t stand it and will talk alllllll the shit to try and bring them down to her level.
News flash Lori, you are bottom of the barrel, and no one is going to learn anything from you other than how to abuse and gaslight people into feeding you scraps off the table.
No. 209633
>>209605Lori, Lori, Lori… your fragile ego can't handle a Facebook like let alone being next to a grown woman who has her life together. You're an insecure little girl if a woman with it in check tried to teach you something you'd fucking lose it and screech and cry then Kevvy would have to come save you and tell the woman what a jealous hater she is.
Oh also what if the woman doing better was Mariah? Would that still be doable, Lori? KEKK
No. 209680
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Passive aggressively comparing herself to the Depp/Heard trial and people paying attention to it. Stupidly enough this is probably the most accurate comparison she's ever made except not in the way she wants it to be. Her and Kevin's fighting sounds a lot like theirs.
No. 209683
>>209680Top kek at “Chloe”
I only ever see her comment on tranny pages
No. 209684
>>209680Why would she drag herself like this? She thinks she's the
victim but she resembles the abusers moreso. Like when she was using the Pettito case to threaten people with a blowout. She thinks she's the helpless young woman with her whole life ahead of her but she's the scrotum taking his rage out on everyone. Just a spiteful little crazy coward like him just in a woman's body.
No. 209693
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>>209673That'd be UsagiDumpling who was an exotic dancer apparently/allegedly at the time. She did everything Lori was doing like real hair Odango and just cosplaying Sailor Moon overall, but she did it better. Picrel is UsagiDumpling and Scott from Halloween at some point after he'd broken up with Lori.
No. 209711
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Watching Lori and Kevin desperately try for over a year to hook some Reddit simps is so desperately sad. She hardly ever gets any interaction with her posts.
No. 209732
>>209711Kek, the buttons on the bodysuit make her vag look anthropomorphic and like its contemplating its life choices.
>>209714Its definitely the grand canal shoppes in the venetian
No. 209746
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>>2096252018. Lolllllllllll
No. 209747
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>>209741Really? This is the pic with her caption. Her cosplay.com page is up and has pics showing her photoshop skills. if she shopped this, she did a much better job than her other work.
https://cosplay.com/member/25130 No. 209748
>>209746damn, that fupa tho.
and in 2018 too. god knows how much she’s aged and gained weight in the past 4 yrs with a shitty diet and no exercise. no wonder she can’t ever post anything without massive amounts of editing and filters.
No. 209752
>>209706>>209741>unsaged saying it's fakeThat 13 year old pic according to comments actually looks like it was taken 13 years ago or more. The only thing that looks edited is sections of their face and skin that was blurred in ps.
To fake that image back then would be one heck of a pro job. They're together, in the location with reflections on the floor, and her hair is perfectly blended to the background in different places. Even the lighting across the image matches a digital camera of that era with the flash enabled.
No. 209762
>>209747>>209752My b
I also felt like I had seen those exact poses in other pics for another reason but it’s been a while
Thx for the clarification
nonny No. 209768
>>209762Tbh, I get the confusion. It’s such a weird, random thing. I don’t know of any other pics from that shoot floating around.
When Scott was in the thread, I actually posted asking him about the pic, but deleted it immediately. I’m not sure if they dated or not. It seemed too personal and not directly lori-related enough to risk offense. I’m curious about it though.
No. 209787
>>209768>>209768I don’t think they dated but I am certain they hooked up if he went out there
Everyone forgets even with Scott in here, that he used to have a MAJOR wandering dick problem in the scene at the time and pretty much only went after girls that looked like Usagi for “cosplay” at that time to date. Everyone else was fair game for getting his dick wet
He’s got skinwalker vibes too
No. 209799
>>209782She's not going on TV. She just said they're going to be on TV. You lying isn't going to make Lori seethe. It
will make you look like you're so pathetic you have to try and one up Lori though. Even if Kitty got on television I can guarantee you nobody here would care and Lori would already know because all she does is watch reality television shows and sleep.
No. 209814
>>209797Getting "rejected by Scott" energy from those posts idk.
>>209801Lori probably has never had cable, much less can afford Netflix to know what that show even is. From what it looks like they don't even own a tv, kek.
No. 209823
>>209815Really? I've seen her chatting with ppl in her Instagram comments (over the years, not regularly) about it before, like her character type and stuff. I don't play so I don't remember what she said but she seemed like she was into it.
I'm actually curious as to what they do with their evenings because it seems like most of their posting is done during daylight hours and then they disappear at night so I figured they did gaming shit.
No. 209825
>>209801Then why would she follow reality tv people and get comments from some of them? If you look at her following you'll see them. She watches that retard shit on TLC to make herself feel better about her looks and relationship. Most of the people she follows that are on shows are on 90 day fiancee. Nonas remember that even poorfags can watch that stuff so long as they have internet and a phone or computer. She probably watches it on YouTube for free or illegal stream sites. Idk why there's doubt about someone as superficial as Lori being engrossed in the most vapid garbage ever televised. Shows like that are more accessible than good shows and stories and for a reason. It's to keep people stupid as hell and reinforce schadenfreude as a coping mechanism. Also hard agree on the Scott comment. Someone's mad the supposed manwhore didn't use them to get his dick wet.
>>209823Yeah, VarahLune or something along those lines is her name. Nobody's checked her stats in a long time but she wasn't far or particularly statted up for how long she's been supposedly hardcore playing. Plus, their free year of WoW they got for lying about having covid has definitely expired by now. If there's anything they can't afford is definitely MMO subscriptions. Doubt either of them play anymore.
No. 209827
>>209823She used to play in Wrath of the Lich King, and even raided a little. I think since Shadowlands released she hopped in for a bit and said she wanted to do some in-game activities, but she never followed through and let her sub lapse (or just never logs in anymore). She plays (played) Horde blood elf death knight and Kevin is Alliance – and they are on totally different servers to boot.
Lori would never willingly allow people to believe she is a gamer. Years ago when she did some throw-back on Facebook people asked if she was a gamer/played and she responded in a way that is very Lori that she wasn't a gamer. She could be lying though! WoW male players also just don't put girl players on a pedestal anymore so no one would really think she's all that special because she's a girl who happens to play WoW.
No. 209861
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>>209831Lol @ the thought of her even trying to cosplay as a Sister of Battle
No. 209916
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>>209825Yup, Varahlune ..how generic
No. 209919
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2/2
She sucks at pvp, look at that loss ratio. No actual gamer would give a shit she was a girl gamer.
No. 209926
>>209701>amazingAnon, I get that people here say shit to get under Lori's skin but that woman looks like an MtF right down to the unfortunate jawline and torso. Like if you told me it was a tranny I'd believe you. Everyone's so quick to lay on the flattery just to piss off the lurking cow.
>>209820Kevin is just as cautionary of a tale. He's what happens when you're such an insecure, desperate scrote who thinks life is an anime. Its ironic and hilarious that he would be better off living some devout mormon life right now had he not met Lori. No doubt that she's still trying to line someone up to run off with.
No. 210041
>>209929I'm the original anon and I never slighted Zan. I think she's lovely, but the stripper moon isn't. I don't know why you're bringing her up.
>scrote level beauty standardsYep, anon. Everyone who doesn't call some aged whore beautiful just to take the piss from a whole other aged whore must have scrote standards.
No. 210067
>>210041>>210011>>210011Etc
Regarding Scott, Dumpling, Zan, and any other old enemy of Lori’s. Pretty much anyone who puts on even the smallest appearance in Lori’s life is going to be a cringy weeb who will act in cringy weeb ways. Like any person, they are likely to have some shitty traits, both psychological and physical.
They are not cows.
All of these people grew up and largely stepped away from the shit show. They have cultivated lives offline. They do not seek out the spotlight or act out their teenage delusions over and over again. That’s Lori and Kevin, the cows.
No. 210119
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i'm missing the sperg who comes in unsaged to post horrible grammatical errors about how lori is a fat pig right now with all this oldfag cosplay infighting. lets stick to looni and kevvy now please. she keeps posting this gantz cosplay she's wearing wrong still. really trying to pander to what's popular among ethots and weebs right now.
No. 210120
>>210055>>210112Nobody brought up UD except one of you though. This shitshow is like Shay's thread all over again where everyone's shitting on Vivi, but the moment she comes crying about her own stupid ass mistake of trusting Shay everyone's suddenly spreading the compliments thickly. People don't have to have vendettas to think nitpicking, asslicking and derailing (which you guys did, but feel free to pull a 'no u' on me in the next response) is annoying.
>>210113Probably because in any other thread when anons do this they get told to post their shit elsewhere because, like you said, its not their thread. The screeching farmers are the ones who sound like they're pissed off because
>>209820 said something or one of the old coswhores themselves are lurking.
>>210119Oh wow. Look. The ACTUAL subject of the thread! I don't understand how this is supposed to be sensual to anybody and that pink eye makeup is atrocious as usual. Also are those plushies just chilling on the kitchen counter?
No. 210129
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>>210119Gantz is old news. Hasn't been a new movie or anything dropped in the US for years now IIRC. It's been gathering dust on Netflix for awhile. As usual, she thinks she's trendy but she's about 5 years late. Costume is based of a cheap figure that nobody really cares about. Miccostumes needs to stop using the same awful pattern they use for every body suit. The crotch is nightmare fuel. Disappointed none of you caught this and KF beat us to the punch. Maybe if we stopped the derails we wouldn't miss funny moments like this..?
>didn't even Google it broShe's a joke but she isn't even a funny one.
No. 210151
>>210119Has she been using the same press on nails since like last year? Money must be tighter than ever.
>>210129Her way of begging for subs or followers, is consistent with how she treats everyone.
No. 210177
>>210172Lmao the nitpicking is unreal, that is a normal calf muscle
I guess she should go get muscle atrophy injections like kpop stars
No. 210303
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>low-key and practical
You mean poor. 4 dollar drinks are nothing.
No. 210323
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>>210302My favorite Lori pics from her current insta stories are the series of about 4-5 repeat pics of her wearing her stripper shoes at the pool.
No. 210348
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Lori is pretending that the pool at the Hardware Apartments is her own personal pool at her house. Fake it til you make it, I guess.
No. 210361
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>>210357i wanted to mention her HUD housing situation recently too. my tinfoil is that could be why her and kevvy were kicked out of previous apartments. if you get a certain amount of police calls in a year to your unit you can be evicted, also weed smoking isn't allowed in these types of housing and could be a reason for eviction. also rent would only be 1/3 of their income, which is why they can manage to afford this apartment (not saying its expensive just that they're broke as fuck). i do believe kevin is working some sort of part time right now, in his recent youtube shorts he's looking sort of tan, maybe some sort of manual labour job or warehouse job? (i would embed the yt video but i'm not sure if it works with shorts, here's a sc). if they truly didn't have any sort of income they would need someone to sign off saying they would be responsible for any missed rent, which would be kevins parents, but i think it's more likely he's working a job he's ashamed of like that amazon job he mentioned before.
No. 210364
>>210302>food on the roof of a carIs truck food her sad birthday food upgrade? She bought cheap kombucha because of the bottle design like a retard.
>>210348>it's my pool>sub a dubMy sides! I've not seen a dirt poor cow pretending to well off, while simultaneously begging for subs in the same post.
It's so sad that she's reduced to sneaking out to the pool when it's empty to take these pics so that candids wouldn't happen. Probably carries the shoes in her bag and puts them on just for the picture.
No. 210367
>>210361i wouldn’t be surprised if he was a delivery driver. amazon doesn’t pay all that well (which fits with your tinfoil), but you get weekly deposits which feeds their crackhead spending. i couldn’t see him working manual labor; the men in those industries are typically rough or just plain weird and would call him
what he is and he would get upset and either quit or get punched in the face by leroy jenkins. plus you can’t show up to those jobs in a hentai sweater with your 3 month greasy grown out roots bragging about your fiancée who spreads her vag for other men online.
No. 210378
>>210348That is clearly a public pool lol A personal pool has hardscape, not cement. She can lie to some idiot but some of us know the difference and have even enjoyed designing our own. That shit looks so desperate.
>>210360This is so true, even middle class families can afford a 6foot in ground around 20 grand with finance.
No. 210391
>>210367This makes sense. He's probably delivering food with Uber to the residents of their apartment.
>>210378>cement Kek, not to mention the location and scale for shared use. She doesn't know the difference between residential pools with privacy landscaping and 3 star business hotels beside a commuter street. Beyond retarded of her to shamelessly pass it off as her own.
She's probably going to take dozens of pics to latergram. Now that actual residents will be using the pool more this time of year, it will be hard for her to go there in her clown gear without being laughed at.
No. 210394
>>210367You’re probably right about that. Cant load trucks while wearing gold pants and gay winged shoes.
Plus in manual labor jobs the older guys like to “pick on” the younger coworkers, so we’d definitely get manic facebook posts about “muh age opression” and how mariah and vamplette are totally behind it.
No. 210404
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Not milk, but I noticed that her followers went down from 137k to 136k. It was sitting steady at 137 for a while there, so not only is her OF stagnant but she's also losing followers. What a loser, can't even hold onto scrotes on her insta.
No. 210411
>>210404It's instagram clearing out bot accounts. Loony buys followers regularly.
You can't see her instagram on socialblade but her twitter is there with the follower buying in full view. Maybe the timing lines up with some of calendar anon's findings.
No. 210432
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Does anyone else see something fucky going on with the area to the right of her waist in both pics? The texture/ shape of the smaller octopus plush changes - the area has been liquified. Also, I love that in the first pic, her thigh crease is blurred off her left thigh but in the mirror, her right thigh crease can be seen across her whole side.
No. 210448
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This was on the local news, made me kek. This is gonna be lori in a couple of years
>The maniac dressed as Sailor Moon masturbating in the park
No. 210488
>>210432Why does she insist on opening her squinty eyes as wide as she can? With the meitu enlargening maxed out, it only highlights the sanpaku uwu.
She needs glasses if she looks at this and thinks the monkey anus mouth expression hides the sagging face and no lips. The only thing this passes for is an m2f.
No. 210665
>>210647Kek this.
As if anyone here thinks Lori has big boobs and cares about her rib bones. I've seen healthier looking fat people, Lori needs sun, a job, and a brisk walk outside.
No. 210673
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Kevin and Lori confirmed as platonic roommates. I guess Lori is telling Kevin she's asexual now, despite being a nymphomaniac with all of her other exes and flings.
No. 210716
>>210687This is the best loony can afford. She doesn't even have clothes other than Kevvy's and can't go outside lest people laugh at her real face.
>>210714Wonder if this post is related to the timing of Kevvy's little spergout in scrote-speak
>>210621 They're on a blocking spree lately.
No. 210755
>>210716It could be. Kev thinks they’re still “fiances”, but this post proves that Lori doesn’t even think they’re a couple.
Kev is a real cuck. Lets this hag sit on her ass all day, flashing her rash-y vag online and having private DMs with other scrotes, in HIS apartment (I doubt it’s under her name). Meanwhile, he’s the only one working a job (presumably), and is sleeping in the kitchen. I just don’t get it. They’re not engaged and will never get married, and he probably doesn’t even get so much as a monkey anus smooch from lori. Guy is crazy.
No. 210802
>>210621INTERMITTEN
I'm high and this made me kek forever
No. 210829
>>210784Pretends she made it but posts pictures of food on a car roof
>>210302 that looks like it's a piece of crap with worn away paint it's that bad and probably on its last legs. Ironically that junk is her only transportation and she doesnt even own it. She's always doing this "I made it" shit but she clearly has nothing. What's hers? A $90 pink vanity from Amazon, and a bunch of useless chinese clothes? She sleeps in someone else's studio apartment and probably on the floor. She looks way closer to homeless than having made anything.
No. 210837
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Queen Nehelenia was just as obsessed with youth. She even has claws, pointy ears, and white hair!
No. 210857
>>210837This is literally her, but like
>>210851 says, if Loony can't buy it off the bargain bin for a dollar and take crooked selfies with meitu on maximum catfish setting, she won't do it.
No. 211062
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Back at her desperate shilling. This time she's asking for a measly 20 subs! That clocks at $200~ which sounds like just the right amount for some new stripper heels and toxic sweatshop bikinis she can stuff up her vag.
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>>211062Dropping more pics. There's no zipper on the cow suit so I'm assuming it's the tip of a pen? Looks like it could be a weed vape which would confirm anons talks of her just smoking and eating like a pig all day on her flat white girl ass.
No. 211092
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very OT but i think i found our sperg in kathys thread. i really think it is just a weird anachan who can't type? was very surprised to see this as i've only ever seen them in this thread. kevin tinfoil over i guess, unless he's well informed about womens fast fashion?
No. 211118
>>211064She looks so retarded, nobody wants to sub to a shooped face that can't hide the prolapsed anus mouth.
>>211092Considering Kevvy shares his clothes with Loony and they wear nothing about fast fashion, it could still be him.
No. 211165
>>211156>Not even simple changes.Shay was recently bullied into getting a king bed frame and something else I forget. Kathy has also been lurking her own thread and making subtle changes. It really depends on the cow.
>>211157Makes sense that someone who starves themselves can't think clearly.
No. 211240
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Old girl needs to decide if she has boobs or not.
No. 211259
>>211156yeah i guess that’s what makes them cows at the end of the day. too bad she can’t see how embarrassing her behavior is at age 38 to bed using massive filters and editing to look like an uwu anime girl for OF money. glad she hasn’t made any more depressing and horrifying OF videos
>>211240she’s pushing her boobs together in the cow pic - jesus i don’t get why she insists on making it look kind she has a rash on her nose
No. 211281
>>211259>glad she hasn’t made any more depressing and horrifying OF videos It's possible she has, or some new stills anyway. The old forum for leaked OF content shut down but there's a new one, if anyone wants to sign up and spread the horror:
forum.thotsbay.com/threads/monstergirl.24238/
No. 211299
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>>211281I looked into it. I don't think the members of the Thotsbay Pirate Club are very interested in comprehensive archiving, unfortunately. Nothing looks unfamiliar or new. Theres some random pics from different old sets (from her old apartment), and two that look like they were from around the time she took the horrific vid (the nails are the same). And the vid is still the only one posted. I'll watch and post if anything else is leaked. I guess I better update my antivirus software…
No. 211306
>>211299Ayrt, bless you anon, this is a team effort after all. I wondered about that because some of the posts were labeled as "ig" which, who would care about archiving her terrible Instagram pics?
She's been begging for 20 subs now for awhile. It used to be 10. Kevin has been silent for awhile but something interesting happened. He "liked" all of Lori's recent posts except the one where she said "today was a good day" and posted the devil emoji. I wonder what happened on that day and why Kevin didn't like it.
No. 211310
>>211306Maybe they finally had sex?
>>211299>>211306People are likely archiving IG to show there's virtually no difference in content compared to her OF. A lot of coomers on that old thread complained about it being a waste of money and time. They also noted her defensive and snappy attitude about subs and ppv. I hate men but I appreciate these scrotes making "sex workers" jobs essentially moot because it's all up for free. The best way to dunk on wastes of space is take away their easy money and attention. Based leakers.
No. 211349
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This is so sad. "No really, you want my low effort porn."
No. 211360
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shooped all to shiy and still cant be considered skinny to anyone other than desperate weebs. What a ssd life this uggo obesitard lives. Until u look like this YOU ARENT SKINNY. MAAN I WISH I CLD SEE LORI IRL AND PUT THE BULLET IN. STOP TRIGGERING PPL(unsaged sperging )
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No. 211444
>>211435So, you're a histrionic bpd-chan who can't live without constant external affirmation online? May as well be a mini Whori.
>>211399Fuck off back to scrotefarms, genetic defects are not welcome here. If you want to see below average looking nudes from mentally ill women just DM any female Kiwi. They literally make mass group chats just to share nudes.
>>211429Seriously and of all the threads they chose to bump Usagi Kou's. Makes me tinfoil. What if it was Lori or Kev leaking someone's images because they thought they were posting ITT? I could
totally see Lori doing that. She's that bitter and psycho. But idk, maybe anon really just is a sped who can't function without sexual attention like a hypersexual teenager.
No. 211447
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I love that she thinks this is an own. Acknowledge your cow behaviors but try to make it a qUiRkY facet of your online e-girl persona instead of just… improving your life. Kek. She will never, ever learn. She will be 45 still posting online in cow print bikinis, squealing in her fake uwu voice for less than a tenner. Thriving moo moo but can't get 10 subs? Super secret spicy but all your images are leaked? Damn. Bet that Mariah money would come in handy right now for some DMCA's! Too bad she's rationing her monthly handouts for $4 soda and fast food. So expensive and luxe! I'm so jealous.
No. 211525
>>211444> What if it was Lori or Kev leaking someone's images because they thought they were posting ITT? That is a very Lori thing to do since recent posts show there are leaks pending of Lori's own shoddy nudes and she wants to bury the posts.
Whenever Lori and Kev want to derail, the posts have consistently sounded the same as their regular posts, misspellings and all. Plus the posts are always centered around Lori's fatness or saying "prove you are better than Lori".
No. 211526
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Lori is big mad that nobody on Reddit wants to pay for her shitty mirror selfie lewds. You can't force people to want your crappy pics, Lori.
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No. 211653
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>>211627I’ve seen it mentioned that Lori ‘designed’ that tattoo and the vines on her back, and that an ex was the tattooist? No idea if that true, but it would help explain the scratcher-quality.
It was done long ago in the moony era. Back when Lori insisted roses were her favorite flower, just like sailor moon. I think she was going for an art nouveau thing like this pic from the art book.
Wish I new more about it. It cracks me up that she hides her ugly back tattoo and this hip one often gives away how much she’s abused the blur tool.
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>>211627>>211653Looks like a tat of the shrug emoji.
No. 211767
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KEKKKKK her shit ass eyelashes, I guess our comments on her 4 natural eyelashes got to her! She still can't glue them on right though, of course. Is she good at anything? She's not even good at being a social parasite, glueing on eyelashes or swimming … Kind of impressed with how shit she is at everything she does.
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>now is taking credit for popularizing elves
She's just fully schizophrenic at this point Kevin has rubbed off on her and there's no coming back
No. 211809
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HE WILL ALWAYS BE SKINNIER AND BETTER THAN THIS FAT UGGO NAMED LORI THE FATTY(take your meds)
No. 211842
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>>211819
You will have testicular torsion twice and will face debilitating ED soon, Inshallah.
No. 211858
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>>211725Ah, thanks for that. I always figured it was a fucked-up moon with a rose growing out of it, but it bothered me that there looked like some weird pattern inside. A stylized earth symbol with wonky proportions (matching the wonky lumpy rose vine) makes more sense. That’s bothered me for so long.
She covered herself with tats for a fandom she got dramatically booted from. They show her age, and are a pain to photoshop around. Poetry.
No. 211860
>>211767>forbidden sitesWhat's forbidden about it? Porn is the most common thing on the internet. Or is she just sad she's a dime a dozen and the forbidden stuff is just a cope?
Those lashes are peeling at the corners and her face shape went back to unrealistic. For a minute she was looking her actual age. These inconsistencies are a huge tell that her images are faked.
No. 211888
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>>211858Had to do some deep digging but found the badly shopped “earth symbol” for reference on her tattoo.
No. 211955
>>211919I dont think theres a single person here who stans for her, or anywhere else other than Kevie the cuck.
Nice try though, trying to pretend like she has anyone who backs her up.
>>211888Every picture of her you can see how dead her eyes are. She has zero personality. I dont think her pictures are the only reason shes a fail. She's so boring. I dont think Ive ever seen her post or say any interesting original thought. I thought the neighing and homie macaronie stuff was her trying to be cute but I've come to realize she is really just boring and has no personality.
No. 211994
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Spoilers cause she's ugly and I don't want to subject anyone to her photos without consent kek. This is creepy when you think about it. Nearly 40 always naked for money and no friends, no family who cares, she doesn't have a real man. Just a bunch of plastic and stuffed animals like a neglected child who's parents throw money at them out of guilt. She just hoards and hoards toys and pretends she's some princess when she's a rapidly declining NEET with no future. It's scary cause she doesn't even care… she could be homeless and lose it all in the next few years because they live on the razors edge and post about it. What the hell would she even do? Her crap would have to be tossed, sold or hoarded elsewhere. One problem with that is that she has no friends irl who would even help her. She knows, what, one woman from Forever 21 that she worked with? That's the only person she's seen aside from Kev in the last 4 years or so. Doubt that she would drop her whole life just to house and feed Lori on top of letting her plastic and shoes invade her whole home. Does she have a back up? Does she even know what 'contingency plan' means? It really is baffling cause the other cows who live like this, like pixie, even have safety nets made of people just as delusional as her. Lori is such a weird case to observe.
No. 212104
>>211994What's happening with her amazon nails?
>>212002>>212086Kek, this is exactly what makes this thread fascinating. The clock is a ticking for Loony, mainstream scrotes already know about catfish apps which is why she gets nothing from OF.
No. 212111
>>212086She's hardly mastered it, Kevin has no money and lives off his parents' generosity while virtually pimping her out.
Speaking as someone of a similar age, she could easily find a normal decent looking man with a good wage who would take care of her if she tried. I think she is just so dumb she can't figure out how. She can barely read and write as it is
No. 212163
>>212135Not serious tinfoil…is Kevin dead? Overdosed? Ran away? Hit his head too hard falling off his skateboard?
Has he posted any current clips of himself? For all we know, Lori could have taken his phone and is now controlling his account and making the ads.
No. 212166
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>>212163They're likely fighting. I'd assume that since Lori's spending and begging hasn't slowed down that they're hurting bad for money. Tinfoiling he had to get another intensive job like working at Amazon just to pay for rent and his own meals. She often eats alone and takes his car which is really weird for an "engaged" couple, especially if they're both working from home/not working like they say they do. The "OF pays out bills" cope is essentially a guaranteed cope at this point. They have nothing to show for it despite them only ever bragging about making it. Lori seems burnt out since OF has never been this bad. She's been away for 2 days and likely won't be back today (until she reads this thread and seethes that we know she's lazy and it's a fruitless endeavor.) I'd totally believe that she took his phone if it wasn't such a piece of crap to begin with. He could just not have a phone at the moment because it finally gave out.
No. 212289
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Lori forgot to add the picture in the bottom Reddit post lol.
No. 212360
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Hmmmmm not lurking
No. 212361
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>>212360What could SHE possibly be busy with this is the only thing she does besides eat like a hog and sleep all day?
No. 212379
>>212277Loony is literally middle aged and is completely busted because she's never taken care of herself. She can't communicate beyond chimping out, and if she ever had an advantage she would not be in dire straits her whole life.
The only person who wants her is Kevvy and that's why she's still with him. It's also why they're still broke af. There is no advantage to being Loony, kek.
>>212377Them both saying they're busy could be another eviction arc where they latergram posts from the old apt for months. Can't wait.
No. 212384
>>212360Kek I made that joke dead tinfoil. Kev still lurks here!
>>212380Their apartment probably has an odor too. With them having (had) ferrets, plus the smoking, the smell can travel through the vents. Probably doesn’t help that Lori takes photos around the complex with hooker heels on. It was only a matter of time when they got kicked out or could no longer pay rent.
No. 212385
As far as we know they moved in a little over 7 months ago.
>>>/w/175301 is around when they got the keys and were still spending nights in the old unit while they moved in. You can tell by the bottom right story showing their old set up Lori is on the bed facing her computer. They likely have around 5 months left in that current lease but it could be cut early due to late payments or complaints. I don't believe that moratoriums are in place anywhere in the US anymore, definitely wouldn't be ongoing in Utah by now. Lori and Kevin fit the bill as every normie and Mormon's worst nightmare. People probably hate the fact that they pay 3x what they do for 'luxury' just to be subjected to Lori running around the entire complex in stripper heels and micro bikinis, all while in between her and Kevin screaming and trying to kill each other. They probably come off as sex worker junkies who need to be booted. I really hope we get to see them downgrade after all that gloating. Betting any and all money Lori will move out but steal Kev's car to swing in the pool so she can try to lie and say she's still in her ~luxury studio overlooking the luxe heated pool and desert landscape~ aka dirt lot and alley next to the main downtown light rail stop.
No. 212458
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WAKE UP NEW LORI SHOOP JUST DROPPED THIS IS SO BAD OMG she CANNOT be serious this bitch KEK
No. 212459
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She looks like shes about to vomit
No. 212460
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Love that she didn't even clean under the couch, dusty and there's something that looks like used socks under the couch covered in crap
No. 212483
>>212458You know, I honestly like this - the composition, colouring and lighting
. . . but why does she have to make herself look THAT retarded? Jesus Christ, man. Who is that for?
No. 212500
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>>212458>>212459>>212460Girl looks like she just heaved the nastiest burp and is desperately trying to hold it in. There's nothing even 'cute' or attractive or even NORMAL about this weird cheek puffing she does - she literally looks like she's about to blow a raspberry and is fighting for air.
Also ya girl forgot to re-stick her press-on nails on an entire hand for this shot. You can see her right hand (our left) the nail is so far down her nail bed it's almost hovering off the end of her thumb. Why doesn't she realise that these cheap nails severely age her? A nude nail would look so much better for her 'aesthetic', hell, if she wanted to keep the bimbo pink color she could keep them short and not look like a dollar-store hooker. But I guess she's too entrenched in her old-lady beliefs of what 'fashion' is.
No. 212543
>>212500I don’t know how expensive SLC is but kek she can’t even afford a $35-$50 acrylic mani
Totally made it and showing the HATURZ
No. 212739
>>212598Hit the nail on the head in one shot, nona. All she can cling to is the unstoppable pendulum of grandiose narc delusion and self-hatred. She's only ever cared about her looks as it's the singular quality that gravitated people towards her. Now that that's slipping away with each day, cigarette and photo, she doesn't know what to do but lie and lie HARD without a second thought. She probably can't look directly in a mirror anymore without it being through the lens of Meitu on max filters. So many people try to gaslight themselves into feeling hot by entirely pasting a new face on and refusing to look at any other photo or reflection of themselves. I can't imagine her situation is any different. It's only gotten more egregious over time. She's headed for coconutkitty territory if any of you are familiar. If she isn't using the child/baby FaceApp filter she will here pretty soon. Of course she will lie and say she's reverse aging. Vampire genes, anime facial features, etc.
>>212458Her hand fully extended would be larger than her whole head edit. Doodling nothing but animu permanently warped her perception of human proportions. Rough.
No. 212756
>>212739>She's headed for coconutkitty territoryShe's well past that. Coconutkitty looked decent for her age IRL, even if she was retardedly trying to pretend she's a teen.
Loony can't even pass for whatever is her own age because without Meitu every bodypart is a wreck IRL.
No. 212919
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Lori posted new pics on instagram. She appears to have gotten a fresh set of nails, and be a size xx smol or whatever!
But actually no, never mind. It’s just outtakes of a set she posted back in November.
No. 213042
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No soul behind those eyes fucking scary looking hag
No. 213105
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>#gyaru #gal
She wants to pick a fight with twitter gals KEK
No. 213106
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back rolls…(nitpicking )
No. 213164
>>213103I think he's had a job for many months now, like the amazon thing he whined about. Thing is Loony said she is busy too, hence the tinfoils of them getting kicked out again.
>>213105Her breast shoops look like a breastplate. It's what happens when middle age troons don't know what breasts really look like.
No. 213202
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I wonder what was going on at 3am which caused Lori to post this.
No. 213208
>>213165Not everyone watches men who make a living from mocking women, nona. They're only a step above trannies. Also there are enough anachans rattling around Lori's threads who nitpick at shit and your comment sounded an awful lot like one of those, considering any person who twists around like that is going to have a fold unless they're Eugenia.
>>213202Maybe one of the few Kous left on FB refused to do something for her or Kevin did that once in a blue moon thing where he tells her no.
No. 213301
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Kevin made an appearance! Apparently he is planning on a hair cut.
No. 213317
>>213202Sounds like she got mad that one of her 2 subs had unsubbed at that very moment.
>>213301>gay little fits, longer hair than Loony, covering his brown rootsHe is so going to troon out.
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>>213300AYRT, you absolutely called it lol.
No. 213345
>>213208Sorry to
trigger you, son
No. 213389
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Jesus, is it the gloves making her forearms look huge? She's gained a lot of weight really fast. I know she's fluctuated her whole life but she seems to be bigger than ever.
No. 213635
>>213447over twenty. lori doesn't have a creative bone in her body. she's had the same go-to pose for every cosplay photo and video clip she's ever done. that same, look off into the distance slightly tilting her chin up and gazing to the side. now it's just part of her spicy set up.
lori does not possess an ounce of originality. that's why she skinwalks the characters she cosplays. she copies character traits because she has no identity of her own but claims the characters are copying her.
i've known lori since 2008. she has not changed except for her hair color (but still same dried, busted texture).
No. 213649
>>213643Fuck Cosplay, nothing in her life has changed or gotten better. What would really be something is if she got up tomorrow, got a job and registered for college. Then she can shock everyone with buying her own car, graduating, getting a better job and moving into her own place were, surprise, she actually owns the pool. Finally, she takes an unfiltered picture of herself smiling and people compliment her for real because she's respectable.
Haha. Just kidding. That would never happen.
She will stay stunted because she's not right in the head and believes in "hadurz" so she doesnt have to own up to her own failures.
No. 213652
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4 days off OF, I bet they're facing some real issues right now as she usually only takes at most 3 days off. She's got probably 4 reoccurring subs looking at her average likes. Tanking harder than ever despite the constant begging. She has time to add sugary crap to her wishlist though. Will attach pic. Funny they can't pay bills reliably or eat without begging but she's going to spend $25 on a pack of boba tea to get back at farmers who called her poor for worrying about spending $4 on a bottle of kombucha. Classic Whori!
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>>213652Seriously. 6 for over $20? It would probably be cheaper just to get fresh boba at a shop. So worried about money but splurges on food like she makes salary.
No. 213657
>>213653That rice cooker gets me every time. Some people make that an hour at their job you leech.
Also did she already drop the Marin skinwalk now that the shows over? We should take bets on who she’ll skinwalk next
No. 213663
>>213635The thing that really gets me is that other instathots seem to take a picture outside every so often or change up their backgrounds. Especially if they have any aspirations of getting sponsored - companies generally want their sponsees to look like they’re having fun out in the world, not like a depressed shut-in picking up her toddlers plushies. I think all of her staging is to make it easier to edit and warp the pics without it being as obvious.
I don’t think she gives a single thought to what people might want. As long as she can shop herself into a shape she likes and a few retards tell her she’s cute and sexy, she’s got her narc fix. That and telling herself any failures are because other women are jealous of her.
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Lori went outside today. She posted a video where she's skipping along this thing. Even in all of Lori's videos walking outside she does this skipping thing like she's a child. It's so forced.
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>>213676AU CONTRAIRE,
NONNY! She goes outside all the time, skipping in the sun like a real Loli girl…in crocs and long sleeves….at a great distance and facing away from the camera.
No. 213710
>>213653Lori is so strapped for cash that she can't even afford fresh boba. #madeit
>>213689>short fried hair>tons of filters>slouched and hunchback>no defined waist>derpy movements due to being out of shapeHow do we know this isn't Kevvy in the vid?
No. 213797
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What a whiny little bitch. "Support at the wrong times?" Also your "fiance" is the one who has screwed you over the most. This post made me mad lol.
No. 213798
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he deleted that birthday post he made for her
No. 213837
>>213813It started around when he began skating again. Fairly new but beyond him putting pronouns in bio he hasn't mentioned it.
>>213797Every time they face consequences of their own actions does he just blame everyone else but Lori? The ONE person constantly draining all their money for cheap crap clothing and shoes couldn't possibly be the source of their financial issues! I can imagine Looni rattling off names of people from years past blaming them for her current woes. "If only Mariah hadn't been your friend then everything would have been fine! It's all her and Vamps fault!" type thing. Otherwise why would she block him followed by him posting a cope? Will he ever see that the more you piss and moan about people helping you it only pushes the helpful people away. He can't be grateful for anything he has or any of the friends he's made recently. Lori really rubbed off on the cuck. All they have to do is just stop devouring the hands that literally feed them. If your food insecurity can only be overcome by handouts maybe you shouldn't chimp out when it isn't exactly what you want exactly when you want it kek. I always want to hold onto faith in people, even shitty ones, but these two are just hopeless. Acting like this in your late 20's and beyond is just abhorrent and cringe. I've really only seen this baffling attitude irl from aggressively entitled homeless tweaker dudes who guilt/bully people into giving them food or money. That's likely where they're headed too.
No. 213840
>>213797>No one else ever supports both of us at the same timeIt’s hard to tell what Kev is complaining about, but tinfoil that they are getting evicted and Kev’s parents are willing to help him (and only him) find a new place, but not Lori.
Or he’s mad that he’s the only one making money (from that possible job). Lori isn’t getting OF bucks and is blaming that on the coomers not supporting her.
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No. 213855
>>213847Lmaoooo he’s “chill.” This fucking loser who sperges on the regular and has challenged people to come kill him. Sure, Jan.
Also does he think that it’s normal to expect people to just… give them everything they need because they say they need it? Like “we need money for rent” so he expects that everyone should be rushing in throwing wads of cash at them? Or “sub to Lori’s spicy lego vagina pics” and the whole world is expected to throw money at the forbidden creepypasta macaroni site? He’s burned every bridge he has by his own admission but expects people to support him? And instead of blaming Lori who is responsible for about 80% of his failures (gotta give him at least some credit of him fucking up his own life) he just bitches that everyone else he’s alienated is to blame.
No. 213872
>>213840It reads like he got fired at a manual labor job and they're busy getting ready to move again. Also possible his parents decided that since Lori was still living in that one room box they paid for, they will cut him off to an even smaller (KEK!) doghouse unit elsewhere.
>>213855So chill he had a breakdown in public. Kevin is truly a gift to this thread. I feel sorry for the coffee truck person. Strangers are not therapists. You can tell Kevin didn't say thank you for it, because he didn't tag or name the "absolute favourite coffee truck". Typical grifter.
No. 213879
>>213872Kev and Lori don't do share for share,
nonnie. They're not just going to let nobodies leech off
their clout. They need to sponsor him so he can go pro skater mode.
No. 213955
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>>213923It'd be such milk if we could get a new candid. I've never even seen this one from years ago and she's much older now.
Even after being edited to smooth things out and reduce her hump nose, it shows why she needs to blow out her sunken face with air and hide the shadows with meitu filters.
No. 213967
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Lori lardass needs to hit a gym and give up trying to look like what others actually work hard to achieve. Come at me uggo egirl gamurgurls. I fucking dare you(nonstop shitposting )
No. 213987
>>213967Clothes in worse condition than Tuna's. Legs like tree trunks.
Lol, you actually went in public with clothes that look like you slept with for 3 months thinking you look good.
No. 214150
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here's my contribution for thread pic
No. 214181
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#sperg
No. 214182
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New hair cut lol he needs to just shave it all
No. 214187
>>214181He always makes these posts thinking hes pointing out something profound or groundbreaking but its just common sense
> wear clothes you dont mind getting dirty or worn when skateboarding> in MMOs, you play with other people> it’s important to have hobbies>>214150Kek! this kills me anon
No. 214208
>>214181I would watch a kev stream for the keks
but realistically I think they would be just as boring as his youtube reviews. although maybe we would hear lori yelling in the background when they play WoW together
No. 214527
>>214220Damn I need to sleep because I misread this as he'd been getting raped, not getting out. I did a fucking double take at his post after that.
>>214223I thought the fucking same, what even is this outfit?
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>>214182Damn, when I saw his roots, I thought maybe he was growing it out to cut off the bleached ends and do the natural thing for a bit. I don't know why I thought Kevin would do something that made sense, but I did.
No. 214772
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He just grabs pieces in the same color family and throws together these grubby I’ll-fitting fits to photograph. He talks about his style like it’s something he put effort into, but it’s monochrome (mismatched shades) with maybe some black or gold as a neutral. No thought to color theory or tailoring. No playing with shapes or patterns - it’s always skinny cargo trousers, graphic tees, hoodies. Street style, but lately it’s always photographed as a mirror selfie in the dingy apartment. He wants recognition for this low effort shit.
No. 214783
>>214772>Street style, but lately it’s always photographed as a mirror selfie in the dingy apartment. No "lately" about it. He has only ever photographed his "streetwear" outfits inside his apartment as a mirror selfie or some timed photos in the kitchen. If you look at the hashtags he uses, every single other person on Instagram using those hashtags have their pics taken outside, in city settings. You know, the "street" part of street wear. Kevin is just dumb.
What happened to OP and the new thread? Are they still waiting on people to vote for thread images?
No. 214815
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I swear Lori copied this drawing years ago, did the arrow and ghost thing with a Tara MacPherson-like heart cutout in her chest
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Also when cows collide, Lori posted a meme with Vo1dchan's bedroom in it (she's from the e-girl thread) kek
No. 214839
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How is she still this bad at taking sexy pics all these years later? This is the worst lewd I've ever seen. She's so lazy.
No. 214849
>>214821This, it's the one thing she can "withhold" from Kevvy so that she's not homeless on the streets.
>>214839>reposting old picsDid they get kicked out?
No. 214869
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>>214849I think
>>214844 was referring to this particular pic being taken at their 2 br apartment. You can see her old bed in the background and the outfit is from an instagram post made in September 2021.
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>>214839Sage for nitpick, but with the amount of editing she does, why would you leave shit like this in there? In the crotch area which is the focus of the picture? Sloppy+lazy
No. 214944
>>214815I always thought she copied the drawings too. They are practically identical. I think she copied her etsy charms as well. There's tons just like them made in China and long before she made hers. I mean, she never made her cosplay and has no originality but she came up with unique characters and can sculpt unique charms? I highly doubt it.
>>214839This is a disgusting pose. Looks like shes about to take a dump.
>>214869I think shes to lazy to take new sets but it must hurt like a bitch posting photos from when she had an actual room. If their so tight like Kevin pretends, why not just a one bedroom at a price they could maintain?
No. 215025
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>>215003 Blatant rip off of her style
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>>215025>>215098I don’t know if she literally traced them, but it’s definitely Lori drawing herself in a poor imitation of Chiara Bautista’s (circa 2015) style. It’s hard to find Bautista’s older artwork to compare - she used to post ONLY on MySpace back in the day, iirc.
No. 215212
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I can't imagine that the footfags would even want this. Wtf.
No. 215214
>>215025>>215101As an artist who draws regularly a lot of time was spent on these really simple drawings with indications she did some tracing and some by sight. The heavy lines in the bottom one indicate tracing and the top two indicate erasing and mistakes like the shadows on the thighs being an after thought.
Either way, the fact that she hasnt drawn anything else other than some SM drawings I dont think she can actually draw. If she could we would have seen more. By now she would have gained some skill too.
No. 215218
>>215212Her feet are horrifying and misshapen. She never gets pedicures because no "simps" want to pay for it, so why does she keep trying this angle?
>>215214Exactly, she has no talent and never improved on anything in her life situation or skills. Everything has been a fabrication, and now Kevvy is the same.
No. 215348
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By this logic then Lori is a troglodyte bitch KEK lurk harder and swim more, you're looking pitiful nearing 40. Nobody is jealous of you, everyone around you guys probably worries that you can't feed yourselves and pay rent at the same time. Cope!
No. 215366
>>215348>too ugly to post a candid in yearsSo she agrees, her real face with missing teeth
>>213955 was due to her ugly personality.
No. 215497
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She's the antithesis of sexy. She's grabbing and shaking it like she's trying to get water off of lettuce she washed in a hurry. Swear to God she's never actually had sex because how could you be this awkward and a turn-off? This is extra dismal considering she's trying really hard to be a Belle Delphine type 'jailbait' egirl despite being +10 years older than them all. Also love that this is about a year old. They are absolutely either packing up or facing other issues because she's working less than ever and is more inconsistent than usual on OF.
No. 215546
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I am proud of Kevin for taking this pic of his skater outfit outdoors instead of in his kitchen (even though he may not live there anymore).
No. 215563
>>215546Impressed? I'm not. Just more proof this looser lurks this thread.
3 days ago
>>214772>Street style, but lately it’s always photographed as a mirror selfie in the dingy apartment. He wants recognition for this low effort shit.Wow now an outside picture, big surprise. So predicatable Kevin, really pathetic.
No. 215637
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Kek now she's just straight asking "please stop trolling me" sorry, we thought you were queen loli troll. can't take your own medicine?
No. 215657
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>>215637“Im cute get over it”
Meanwhile:
> Blurred filter so high she glows like Mr. Burns and making her magenta pink makeup look coral> Circle lenses to make her already facetuned eyes look bigger> extentions made out of 100% rat ass> aliexpress pillow to hide her fupaHaving a real hard time finding the cute, Lori
No. 215749
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she's gained so much she can't even fit her low rise lingerie skirts. They used to just give her a little muffin top but now she can't get it past below her ribs. Such smol. So loli.
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No. 215810
>>215637TOPKEK um ok old lady voice, sooo cute. Sure looser.
>>215749Another version of her face and its Ugly
>>215794'Hypersexuality'. Shes a fucking whore, people know she slept around.
No. 215827
>>215782It's hard to believe how old she is and sad that she thinks this is a flex. Most people spend their 20s traveling and making friendships, and are quite prosperous once they get to Loony's age.
Instead she's busy being a retard talking to herself on someone else's apartment floor, hiding her fupa behind musty toys, donning dated sweatshop polyester, then amping up the Snowapp to alter her whole self into something she'll never achieve… yet it still looks so bad that scrotes don't want her. So she yells at Kevin to spam her edits on Reddit because it's all his fault she has no OF bucks, kek.
No. 215940
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I found the coffee truck that Kevin was sobbing at. It's called Sunroom Coffee and their truck parks at Hardware Apartments regularly as part of their schedule.
No. 215965
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Kevin got blocked a few hours ago. That makes 2 in May, and 2 in April (the 30th, and the one around Lori's birthday the 16th).
No. 216128
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Not the shit shoes in the house, straight disgusting
No. 216155
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Normal behavior! Sounds like you're thriving Lori
No. 216191
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>>216178You reminded me of this. How does one even end up this way.
No. 216193
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>>216191Another old one just because they're so funny
No. 216194
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Kevin is literally still blocked by Lori as he posts this lol. Why does he constantly have to shoe horn her into every single post he makes? It's so awkward and desperate. "My girlfriend supports me!" Ok? That's what partners are supposed to do.
No. 216196
>>216194It’s a cope. He will break down if he doesn’t keep repeating this mantra to himself.
>loss of social events and loss of workspace May we remind you Kev that both of these are caused by Lori? She doesn’t want to be seen at cons anymore because she’s terrified of candid photos. She also refuses to get a job and contribute towards anything, but continues to take up space and even eats all your food.
Kev reposts these old cosplay photos because he longs for the time he was actually happy and not entangled in the hag’s web.
No. 216197
>>216194Kevin is definitely copeposting this because FanimeCon just happened and the official League of Legends accounts are posting all the League related cosplays that popped up at it.
He’s either trying to ride the coattails of the tag that’s currently popular and getting some exposure or doing some online diary therapy.
Also kek Kevin, Lori is directly responsible for you falling out of cosplay. When will you see the relation.
No. 216233
>>216195Nope she really blew up due to that fried junk she eats every day + no real exercise.
>>216194>I don't have anything due to Lori but at least I have Lori <3Kek he's fucking miserable. What a buffoon.
No. 216342
>>215497So she posted the censored clip then posted one thats full size uncensored yesterday. It's clear this is the whole shot and she's really charging $10/mos. for the upper half of her butt cheek. She look like she threw out her back in this second clip. It literally looks like outtakes cut together and posted on accident. Seemingly identical to the last clip plus it's only like 3 seconds so I'm not bothering to download the 3 second vid then convert it to webm. Sorry nonas. If you're scared of links, it's exactly the same as the reply but you can somehow see… less? It's just as jerky and creepy. Please no ban for link.
https://twitter.com/Iota_zerotwo/status/1531045444775604224?t=-HRnRyJ3Uh7tvnEjgBQSqg&s=19>>216194He posted this on Facebook as well. He's really trying his hardest to get attention again. I think he's trying to fish for comments of support? Why does he do this when people know he'll just go schizo and accuse them of being conniving haters trying to fake support for him? He just did that shit not even a month ago now he's back to begging for nice words. They're both so pathetic I can't wrap my brain around their cognitive dissonance. It's like they were born retarded and hopeless.
No. 216377
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I die a little every time I see the stark difference between her face and her neck kek
No. 216379
>>216377She's wearing a mask holy shit. Terrifying.
New thread is done:
>>>/w/216378