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Kelly Eden (n.) is an infamous narcissistic skin-walking trend-squatter who is a self-proclaimed mental health advocate. She severely shoops all of her frequently posted, same-faced modeling images despite multiple cosmetic surgery procedures. Cannot handle any criticism and blocks and deletes any "haters", refusing to apologize for any of her cow antics.
> The epitome of an airhead “has-been” e-cow who has never really been anything> Entire aesthetic/home decor lifted/skin-walked from previous roommate Tilly Dinmore (Tillywinkle/Amelia Nightmare/Demonpuff) and Audrey Kitching> Has breast implants, botched lip-injections/fillers, botox, and is poorly liposuctioned> Lays claim to several mental and physical illnesses including depression, anxiety, BDD, bipolar disorder, and recently Hashimoto’s; none of which are known to be legitimately diagnosed (often throws self-pity parties on Twitter, crying about said illnesses)> Is anti call-out culture, yet publicly calls out fans constantly> Has unsuccessfully attempted to join communities such as emo/scene, goth, Lolita, otaku, gamer/nerd, BDSM, and table-top gaming; was a LARP thot and is a fake gamer girl> Has penchant for "collecting" accessory friends with rainbow hair; dubbed (former) friend group the "Fellowship of the Rainbow", A lot of sub-Tweeting and pointed Instagram stories are frequently posted between them. > Current roommate Phi is a boring girl often featured in videos; was Kelly's new forced BFF/errand runner; recently have drifted apart, Phi has been spending time with Kelly’s ex-friends> Known to lurk, possibly post on threads> Doesn’t shower/claims consistent dirty feet are her “brand”/wears wigs to cover dirty unfixed hair> Claims to be “financially stable” despite constant whining about student loans/how poor she is for sympathy/money to spend on shopping trips, vacations, plastic surgery, etc.> Known to sell sponsored items she got for free at a large markup> Didn’t address lipo for months, let fans believe weight loss/new body was due to “hard work” at gym, until video about lipo experience was posted; now offers promo codes for lipo/other plastic surgery procedures, (I.e. laser tattoo removal)> Has a Society6 store where mugs/other merch with stolen art are sold; has been called out for it and refuses to acknowledge it
> Went to Japan for two weeks, caused drama with group of “friends” there, got “sick” and stayed at home; walked around in underwear in front of friend’s and their boyfriends; complained about being single and alone, constantly hit on new friend Jamie’s boyfriend Taylor, threw tantrum over Lindsay’s boyfriend not buying her pink beer, went entire trip with tits practically hanging out, brought down the general mood of trip with constant whining and obnoxiousness> Sudden obsession with Pokemon despite claiming to not like it in the past> Went on Depop selling spree to make money for useless items from Japan trip (that will end up on Depop anyway like previous Japan trip); sold lots of free PR items at huge markup (from Dolls Kill, Chotronette, Doe Deere, cosplay clothing companies)> “Quit” cosplay, claimed “cosplay brings up bad memories”; listed old cosplays/unused cosplays on Depop> In attempt to be “edgy”, started wearing fake nose ring and painted bloody “meme” pentagram behind fridge> Dyed Toshi pink (again) in a bath after being called out here for keeping him dirty and matted> Posted Happy Birthday video for childhood friend, is shamelessly monetized> Rumored bedbugs in the home, spent a lot/all of her day in studio around this time> Latched on to new “friend” Azusa Barbie, suddenly was obsessed with Barbie again for a short time> Profile found on Japanese dating and "like" apps> Adopted new “picnic” pastel vomit color scheme following her minty pastel vomit color scheme> Covered fridge at home with tacky wallpaper, covered Twitch setup in studio room with tacky gingham wallpaper> Spray painted entire Twitch setup (including computer monitors, cords) as form of “OCD from childhood trauma”; recently obsessed with spray painting everything in studio room including sink and fridge, never uses mask for protection, complains about feeling sick/tired the next day> Streamed on Twitch for a week, dropped it despite adding Twitch as employer on Facebook> No time to LARP anymore because she “can't find a dogsitter”; goes to LARP for 12 hours anyway, hides then leaves early (potentially related to multiple former friends being active LARPers/ex LARPer “boyfriend” Sekril)> Put Amazon Wishlist in bio; wishlist features very expensive streaming items amongst other things (i.e. candles, toys, etc.); claims they are equipment/tools she “needs” for streaming/art, despite having all streaming equipment needed (that she got for free); made pity-seeking depressed post right after> Advertised Smile Sciences, claimed “yes I use it”; meanwhile frequently sells Smile Sciences Kits on Depop> Listed new, overpriced flower crowns for sale; previously known for horrible quality> Listed marked-up items on Depop as “new” despite being clearly shown being used in previous videos/posts; listed Betsey Johnson dress she “traded” for with an antler crown from previous fan (that she blocked) for $400> Listed sponsored Technisport chair (received for free) for sale on Facebook for $200> Posted video sponsored by Splat hair dye ft. a patchy blue-green dye job using Pulp Riot dye; Splat only used poorly on extensions; immediately posted after about “missing pink hair”, still wears full wigs anyway> Hairdressers asked not to be shown in Splat video, Kelly still left a ton of shots of hairdressers in video; appeared to destroy hairdresser’s sink with Splat for her extensions> Posted happy Instagram stories with Molly McIsaac’s chickens/baby chicks; animals visibly stressed in videos/photos> Got lipo on thighs, subsequently wouldn’t shut up about how “big” her pancake butt looks; posted gross butt photos on Instagram> Got more fat-burning injections on areas that were already lipo’d> Revamped Patreon after not delivering on any promises for two years+ (most notably skit videos); no more physical rewards> Whined about wanting pink stove because black stove “doesn’t fit dollhouse aesthetic”; made Ko-Fi for sheep to donate to (instead of just buying one herself); later changed Ko-Fi to “art supply funding” (has only spray painted studio fridge ugly pastel colors since then)> Posted new, overpriced poorly done art for sale on bigcartel; titles of art seemingly shading FotR> Tweeted then deleted about being “betrayed and abandoned six times in a row”; most likely referencing FotR> Has been scraping bottom of barrel for friends (see: suddenly hanging out with seamstress Lindsay, Claire Max, Molly McIsaac, LARP randos, and continuing support for controversial ex-Lime Crime CEO Doe Deere); rest of FoTR hanging out together, sans Kelly
> Made lighthearted/“fun” video exploring abandoned Nazi camp with cousin Jimmy who was sporting red arm bandana while she cracked Nazi jokes> Friends/fans flamed her for insensitivity; eventually took video down after deleting all negative comments about it on any posts> Posted “apology” on Twitter typed up in notes, which doesn’t feature an apology whatsoever> Little sister Madi poorly WKed her on Twitter and made it worse; is just as bad as Kelly, if not worse> Went completely dark on social media for a week, came back as though nothing happened; still won’t apologize/acknowledge the fiasco> Had been wearing awful wigs instead of dyeing hair again/investing in good wigs because “it’s easier”; too lazy to fix or wash hair> Claimed Bob Ross isn’t considered “fine art”/his techniques are “cheating”; was using same techniques in new painting and makeup videos> Went from being an “empath” to a “psychic”> Hopped on Michael Jackson documentary trend by claiming abuse by “someone famous”> Was pushing LARP/D&D videos until recently; fans greatly expressed they do not enjoy those> Was spamming videos with empty content in light of drop in views/engagement on YouTube (didn't improve viewership at all)> Lifted traits from Jillian Vessey/Pixielocks (milk bath photos, attempting to create word for her stolen “style”, etc.)> Posted cringey "thirst" videos/stories on Instagram/YouTube, where she listens/gets turned on to kidnapping ASMR videos> Had fetish for clowns (most notably Pennywise from IT); seems to have disappeared, mostly due to falling out of trend> Posted a lot of poorly done shibari; often features poorly donned undergarments and severe chestne> Made “Ask Kelly” videos where she talks about herself and her problems disguised as “giving advice” for 20+ minutes> Got free expensive computer equipment from companies; would never stream on Twitch despite repeatedly promising to> Removed stretched/faded tattoo of mother on arm, replaced with a poorly done tattoo of Sailor Moon fanart of Human Luna (by a Chinese artist which she never received permission from to use)> Lost a cousin to suicide and milked it for all it was worth; $10,000 GoFundMe to fund funeral (which was also used on shopping/lip fillers/vacation to Mexico after his death), made monetized videos to garner sympathy in his room where he died, etc.; has now turned his room into mini-version of her home for when she visits family in Colorado> Got liposuction after not “seeing results” after one week of working out and still eating junk; never corrects fans who praise her for “looking great after working out so hard”> Claims to have been going to therapy and being on meds, despite bashing meds as treatment in past> Made a video with her ex-boyfriend/fiancé Davey Suicide; skreeeeee'd at him for 50 minutes/demonized him at every turn> Tweeted anti-Semitic meme then played dumb after being called out on it> Was featured in Splat campaign ad wearing dyed wig not dyed with Splat> Former roommate Dre got start on Kelly's channel, moved out after drama; Kelly shaded Dre, threw fit over not getting “credit” for Dre’s success> Lost ex-boyfriend Kyle Pavone to accidental overdose, sad-tweeted/milked loss in Labyrinth of Jareth video; Kyle's girlfriend Allie reportedly livid about Kelly's Tweets> Constant flirting with Jake Munro in front of girlfriend Kaya Lili/Toxic Tears when they were visiting the U.S./staying with Kelly and Dre> Regularly sends sheeple to harass professionals into sponsoring/collaborating with her (see: Gallery Nucleus Final Fantasy art exhibit fiasco)> Former Kawaii Ambassador, despite pronouncing words such as “kawaii” incorrectly> Major debacle with attempt (and eventual success) in returning $1000+ Angelic Pretty dress in Japan (that she was too stupid to read the price of); didn’t apologize and in turn accused the store of “doing poorly”, pushing sales> Dyed accessory designer dog Toshi pink to fit her “aesthetic”> Used sign sent by fan as a ramp for dog> Sold art in tacky "shabby chic" frames for $500+> Bought her Secret Santa an air horn while she got a pair of Angelic Pretty boots> Threw self-pity party for being single/lonely at (former) best friend Stephanie’s wedding; couldn’t fake being happy for one day> Got (now former) friends to babysit her for a week straight at home after getting elective liposuction for the first time> Whinefest over Hello Kitty for not sponsoring/partnering with her; listed all HK merch on Depop (marked as sold despite still being seen in background of videos)> Stole dad's ashes from family to mix into self-portrait painting> Had reputation for selling horrible quality antler crowns that would break easily/reviewed as selling dirty items on eBay (username edenromance); swapped an antler crown for a Betsy Johnson dress with a fan, fan never received crown after mailing dress, was blocked after complaining> Whines about “wasted” time in art school/as a tattoo apprentice> Previously(?) friends with dubious characters such as Davhie Vanity> Posed smiling, flashing a thumbs up in front of homeless person sleeping on ground in L.A for a photo on Tumblr> Used to claim she’s a “gypsy”
I’d guess she might be feeling the backlash for how she acted in Japan towards the last of her friends. They got distant, but then comments here point out how those friends aren’t sharing anything including kelly publicly during the trip. It might be a bit humbling and a slap in the face that yes you are the problem
I agree. Although I enjoy reading and posting about all the bullshit she does, I don't actually wish bad things towards her. She has / had so much potential as a public figure, if she could get her head out of her ass. Hopefully it leads to actual change (although that's probably wishful thinking) and not another opportunity for her to delude herself further into the belief that she's a victim
Idk how anyone has any hope for her after that Japan haul. She's not acting manic and screeching, but she's still being condescending while not knowing what she's talking about 99% of the time and spending almost an hour going on about everything she wasted her money on. While sponsoring the app she doesn't use to furiously resell everything on. She seemed more fixated on the US resale value of everything she bought than actually caring about it.
The only souvenirs for others she mentioned are tea for her mom and sister, not even from anywhere known for tea. And a necklace for whoever was watching Toshi. But Eevee, not Pikachu, because Pikachu is "starting to grow on her" after 20+ years of not giving a fuck about pokemon lol. Idk how some of you have infinite patience and sympathy for this grown adult brat.
Omg her hair is so dirty and it looks like she's balding. Even people in the comments are commenting on it
And her jiggly arms kek
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I, uh, found this.
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Kelly, if you’re reading this, just let your natural hair grow out. You can still wear all your wigs but coming from one over-bleached bitch to another it’s just not a good look.
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ah, shit. here we go again.
This photo reminds me of Dopey when he takes his hat off kek>>55181
I was thinking the same exact thing. Why would you need oil under your wig?? That combined with the sweat that gets trapped underneath is nasty. She totally was just saying that she put oil to hide the fact that she probably hasn't showered in a month or more. I mean just look at her feet that should tell you a lot. Probably only washed her hair when she got it dyed. Filthy.
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Kelly serving some Poot Lovato realnesss
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Oops here’s the photo(don't abuse the spoiler)
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Kelly and her new greasy boy toy?
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Is this him? He’s in Sacremento, where she is and the picture looks about right
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What I meant by my previous reply about his comments on her Instagram pics
GOT ref or not, it's a creepy/weird thing to comment on a public IG post? Let's be real, anon.>>55323
Her taste in men is so sad. While she is a cow, she's not terrible looking. I guess having a shit personality really limits your options?
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>>55330>he's really cute
Anon. plz. Love yourself.
You right about him giving pedo vibes though, that's an unfortunate looking stache.
I didn't say it wasn't creepy, it totally is. I was just telling anon to calm down because it does not mean Kelly is actually gonna procreate anytime soon.
And yeah, her personality and laundry list of unaddressed issues is going to severely limit her dating pool. When you're about to turn 30 the whole "broken girl in need of saving" thing isn't as easy for guys to romanticize anymore. They expect a mentally adult partner.
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Kelly must really like this one, she just uploaded like 4 stories to IG of him talking about how he really likes her and that she might stay longer in Sacramento.
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Y'all heard of them Betray Johnson swoon suits? Topkek
She must have been in such a rush to post some shit to her Poshmark to get the sponsor from them
I mean, there's guys out there who will pay the big bucks for "well worn shoes" and panties, who I assume are the market for these kinda used goods
Also you just got the greatest post number
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This is the suit from the Vegas video. Worn once my ass.
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It’s fb official
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She is jumping from failed relationship to relationship. Just some months ago she had some other dude in her house and bed, now she's sitting on the next dick. The more relationships and sex with guys a woman has the more likely she is to have dysfunctional partnerships in the future.
I guarantee you these two are going to break up in a few weeks or months too and she will be on the next guy.
Reposting because I didn't sage my first post.
Kelly being in short serial relationships is sad and her jumping from dick to dick always
with dudes who post shit like "imma put a prince in your belly" on her public social media is sad and shes a depressing thot but >sourced 1995 >marital partners>showing statistics that are essentially tradthot propaganda
A-are you ok lmao
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Why does his page say “single” lol
You’re a misogynist and I don’t know what to tell you.
There are more recent and trustworthy studies that prove unmarried women live longer and more fulfilling lives but go off I guess. You’re either a sad married woman who is jealous of sexually active, single women, or an incel.
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cranky that she's being scratched by someone else aren't you sensualscratches
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This isn't about being married or not. This is about being an easy, promiscuous woman who keeps fucking random guys and having short-lived, meaningless relationships. These are red flags to anyone who has a brain and isn't a delusional SJW or coping slut.>>55642>being this retarded
Your post didn't even make any sense because Sensualscratches is promiscuous and has sex with sluts. He's a low quality man hence why he was interested in Kelly to begin with.
I love how when you post the truth all the thots get instantly triggered
because they are getting nervous about their used-up pussies that are and have been public access to dudes since they were born.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
>>55631 >>55643>used up>low quality man
chill out 'chad', jesus christ youre embarassing yourself lmao
youre the only triggered
one here because people are getting some and youre not like…
if you think everyone else is the problem then maybe youre wrong hm?
theres nothing wrong with boning loads of people, the problem comes with how intense Kelly is with every guy she dates and how hard she falls after these short relationships>>55647
overbleaching and pulling her back so much with the wigs I think
it looks like her hairs been pulled out
Can we stop derailing? The incel has been banned, let’s talk about Kelly now. >>55654
It’s crazy how many best friends and boyfriends she gone through because of her weird attachment issues. Is anyone even still by her sides from her past? Or does she scare them all away with her insecurities and immature behavior
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I was looking at his ex girlfriends profile and she’s gorgeous! She has a career, is actually fashionable, models well and has more than 3 poses, and isn’t obviously pumped full of filler
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AND to top it all off, she actually has clean feet
Seems like you might have a horse in this race, anon.
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Maybe tinfoil but could this be about Kelly?
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I wonder if kelly is salty about them having matching hair
I wonder what actually triggered
Kelly's downfall. If you look back, she was already 'fat' and depressed before rifts in the fellowship. I'm sure she always had some kind of mental health problems, but she seems to have given up. Something tells me it's the breakup with Davey that started it all.
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What the actual fuck. HOW has her landlord not kicked her ass out yet? You know she's going to do it too.
That’s not carpet, it’s concrete. When she first rented the space she said she was going to paint it but never did.
Ya’ll see that heart rug in her stories though? She only got it about a month ago & THAT is disgusting now.
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I have no idea how it’s THAT dirty and she just got it + was gone for like a month, so her feet must truly be black 24/7
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This is also new on his Instagram highlights titled “Pitter Patter”…I’m assuming it’ll be content related to Kelly
This is a match made in heaven
Or recipe for disaster
I really dont think Kelly Lipsuction Eden would be too happy it she was preggers, she wants attention but I dont think shes been that
desperate yet tbh.
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This totally looks like a better version of Kelly
Is this look what she tries to achieve?
So atleast they knew eachother for quite some time, 8 years. She seems happy, but who knows what will happen after the honeymoon phase.>>56052
all ig thots look the same imo can we stop comparing random ass females to kelly
I think I posted her last thread and got accused of selfposting.
The lovebombing and throwing other women (his ex of the last few years) under the bus is a Bad Sign based on my previous dealings with BPD guys, but I'm hoping I'm wrong about that. I doubt they have met more than twice in all these years and he's just trying to make it seem less weird that they're FB official after a week, like two highschoolers
It's against the rules to post phone numbers.>>56115
Yeah, I cannot believe this idiot doxed his own brother or thought this was appropriate to post on IG. From the little we've seen of this guy, I honestly think Sensual may have been preferable. But this dude is hot and unhealthily obsessed with Kelly it seems, so my guess is she dgaf about his personality past that.
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Holy shit, it's amazing the difference a change in look can make. When she wears black and skips the clown makeup, she looks so much younger and prettier. Her tacky pastel vomit look makes her look like 15 years older than she does in these pics. I really hope she dresses like this more.
The state of those commenter's usernames>heiltitler>youredatingthegrimreaper
let'S uh, let'S uh ignore the bouquet of red flags for a minute and just consider the fact that someone, in whatever mental space it takes to be SticcBoi, has>met kelly IRL>seen her flabby formm>her gross hair/teeth/nails/(skin?)>witnessed her fake-genki-kawaii excuse for a personality>probably also witnessed her actual annoying self>has probably stalked her online antics
and talks about her going on 8 years later with /infatuation/?
Maybe kelly's small feet because she's a munchkin?>>56152
So, to her, he is perfect. >>56173
I guess it's not that she just grooms when she'll dye him, but she dyes him because she's grooming anyway. If kelly is unsure how to care for his fur properly she could hire someone to regularly groom him and she'd have to just brush him to keep the fur from matting.>>56174
To me it sounds more like she tries to charm every photographer, director, etc at every single shot she participates on. We know she is thirsty as fuck for male attention, wants to be adored… nothing better than being some "artist's" "muse".
I disagree with anons that say that Sensual was better than this guy. Sensual was creepy with all those long ass texts about how he was a dominant kinkster and such. He never publicly spoke of Kelly in any way. And he was ugly as sin. At least this dude is not embarrassed of her, is interacting with her family telling how they met, posts funny comments on her stuff etc. And he's not bad looking.
Maybe it's even good for kelly to have someone who thinks like her and probably shares a lot of the same crazy as her, you know what I mean? It can work out if both being crazy means they understand what the other goes through. As it can mean they'll be shouting at each other's faces in no time. Who knows? She seems happy, I hope that getting into a real relationship means that she'll start to grow up and prioritize more important things than clothes she'll sell on depop, lying on the internet, spray painting everything and fighting over hair color.
Sensual was the worst and had little to no redeeming qualities. Sticc is definitely better in comparison, but I still don't get her taste in men whatsoever. There's a lot of red flags here too, but I guess he seems nice and supportive thus far?
It does make me wonder how long they have been talking on the down low for them to be this far in it already though.
Not that theyll grow old together or something, it could last a while and be good for her before they turn against each other. 90% of all the relationships end this way, anyway. I see no reason why it couldn't work a while.>>56207
To me it seems like they are super impulsive. The guy thinks he found a magic cute geek gamer funny girl and she must be feeling super in love with all the attention he gives her. Now they're living a honeymoon period. I hope it works. Being involved with someone after being single (does Ol Sensual even count?) for so much time maybe helps her feel more like actually doing something to improve her life instead of the usual pity party. But eh… maybe you're right and Im being naive. I just hoped that having someone to care and be cared for sparked at least some sense in her in the sense of not worrying so much about ex friendals, current friends' personal lives, etc. Kelly is 30, after all, and we know she has been talking about settling down for a while.
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The pink crew. This seems like a response to her former friend group, who are neon green now.
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This is so ridiculously tacky.
The rainbow one is godawful, her side fat is all spilling out. I don't know why she posted that one, the horizontal stripes on it weren't doing her any favors either>>56371
Seconding this, the impression that I got from her stories with his nephew in them is that he's living at his sister's house and I wouldn't be surprised if he moves in with Kelly to be closer to her/for more opportunities in LA
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Damn you guys are body shaming her pretty hard. She looks fine. It wouldn't be my pick for a gym outfit but she looks fine here.
On his stories he posted a photo of the tent-fort with the caption "why pay rent?"
I think he assumes Kelly will house him for free…
What a fucking reach. It's obviously a joke: "this tent is so good that it makes me think it's possible to live in a tent and not pay rent"
I swear, there's some people here who sound like a retarded soccer mom making up shit about the neighbors based on nothing
For someone who has doled out alotta cash for plastic surgeries due to her own insecurities she does actually look p awful.
You can bitch all you want about body shaming but its within the context of her old claims of "muh body dysmorphia!!" which is one of the many mental health tm things she seems to have forgotten she supposedlt "has", but either way getting x amount of surgeries sponsored, teaching your teen fans thay bd can be helped with surgery that alters your appearance etcetc is enough that yeah i can confidently say that the bitch is doughy, the fake tits made her body shape worse and she can't dress for her body shape. If we were talkin about Kelly pre-all the surgery i would maybe understand it but nah shes chooses to get surgeries for any minor insecurity and photoshops the horrible side effects away like the loose lipo skin she could have avoided had she just idk…worked out?
In context with her week at his house/location, then him following her back for another week at her house, cooking, making friends with her friends and talking about marriage on facebook, I don't think it's a reach to think he is considering moving in and is laying down the groundwork to do so.
He hasn't posted any photos of her on his Instagram yet, despite all the story posts so there is also the chance it will all be over very soon if it doesn't pan out as expected.
ffs i don't like Kelly one bit but y'all thinking this is looking bad need a therapist
she hasn't been fat a single day of her life, out of shape, maybe, but fat???? really, you all need a therapist
lets focus on her personality again please, that's by far the ugliest thing about her
Most anons i read on here all might comment on her shape but never do i really see anons calling her actually fat/overweight/obese.
Loose/sagging skin =/= beig called fat.
Horrible bodyshape =/= being called fat.
Like complain to admins about nitpicking but projecting or trying to make the complaints into something they are not is lulz. At this point it feels like Kelly self posting to stir the pot considering the "body shame" post was unsaged and leftfield af kek,
… ffs why would two girls who don’t like kelly wk her?
The reach in this thread is at its max.
I think her body looks perfectly fine for the most part, aside from her giant tits being unflattering to her frame, and lipo making her look weird in places.
What I really have a problem with is that she claimed to have body dysmorphia in her liposuction video, and said that it was to cure her BDD. She really should have put a disclaimer saying if you have body dysnorphia to see a therapist and that surgery isnt going to magically cure it….
She's, in her own words, a blue eyes white girl from Colorado who made a "let's go see Nazi camps with my cousin with a red armband" video with 99% of the people she shows on camera in general also being pasty af. Why would she care to not want to be seen as racist?
I feel like there are such short attention spans itt even though there is literally a summary in the op of for this reason.
Her new guy seemed embarrassed when she was asking, in the store in front of others "Is that right?!" While practicing her Spanish in a ditzy way and then saying "Fuck!" when she messed up. The Spanish practicing videos are really cringey.
Here's the one where he looks embarrassed: https://streamable.com/d605i
Anon, if you go to insta-stories.ru you can save stories from there.
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Why is she obssessed with spanish now? She has posted some insta stories written in the language.
As for the "chocolate", I come from a spanish speaking area and it was actually pretty good pronunciation
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I just found this doll that has pink hair and a flower crown with antlers…I suspect they had seen a photo of Kelly at some point in the designing of this
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Isn't she sort of still outing the fact that she and the FotR had drama and that they "dumped" her with this post? And notice how she doesn't take any responsibility with this post, but continues to play the victim
despite saying that she's not a victim
(for example saying that she's looking for people who will love her in return, implying that the FotR never did even though we all know they did a lot for her). This is a very backhanded, awkwardly worded post tbh. She continues to not accept that she may have been in the wrong and continues to look for people who will only ever enable her in her life. Oh Kelly you'll never change or truly grow will you?>>56517
Because she has no personality of her own and tries to morph into whoever her newest current obsession is kek>>56514
Yeap her face looks really stretched. Botox for sure.>>56518
Kelly isn't the first or only one to have ever done this. I wouldn't be surprised if she takes the Lori Lune route and claims that they copied her though
This is so fucking stupid. I feel like The Fellowship - especially Steph - are the type of girls who would be willing to make amends if she went about it the right way.
Like, if she sat down with them individually
, and humbly explained that she truly did not mean to alienate them - that she lacked the emotional maturity to understand what it took to be a good friend & to accept the criticism that came when she fell short, I think it might go really well. As long as she didn't just expect the apology to make them want to to take her back, but went into it with a spirit of humility about wanting to be better for the future, and KEPT IT PRIVATE (i.e. off social media) she might actually get her friends back.
But she'd have to understand true humility, and that would require spending her money on actual therapy instead of more pastel bullshit, and facing the fact that others perceive her in a much more negative light than she sees herself.
Kelly Eden would be so much more successful if Kelly Gardiner would stop avoiding the difficult therapeutic work she has needed for decades
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well that's one expensive thing kelly won't get back if this relationship goes south and he probably knows it.
The borderline personality disorder jumped out
He's all moved in after meeting 2 weeks ago and is slowly absorbing her expensive Kawaii tat into his being.
You literally took the words out of my mouth. >>56518
I seriously doubt it. Kelly did not invent flowers and antlers…nor did she invent pink hair.
Where does it say he was weirdly obsessed with her the whole time? Just that she agreed to go on a date with him after a "missed connection" first encounter, but before they could go on the date, he moved away, and was living in Portland for six years. It sounds to me like they just recently reconnected after he moved back to CA (possibly after breaking up with the last girl?)
Did I miss something, or did this just get assumed and people ran with it? Because I don't see anything about how he pined for her in his original IG post, just that he was gone for that time. He was in at least one other serious relationship in that time, I doubt he was just pining away for Kelly, despite the flowery language he's using about her now.
Breathe in, breathe out
Body shaming =/= omg that outfit is unflattering
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She either thinks she looks good, or forgets that this makes it painfully obvious how photoshopped some of her photos will look when placed next to this.
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her boyfriend looks like trailer trash. she has the worst taste in men I've ever come across.
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I guess she likes them for their personalities??
Just watched this and a few comments
Her thigh lipo makes it look like she got butt implants. Her ass just sits on her legs unnaturally. Really her thighs looked fine before
Her skreeee-ing "but I wanna do this NOWWW".. yikes like a child throwing a tantrum
And at 6:19 did she really bring pink cigarettes over from Japan?
Her hair loss really shows in this video. Kinda feel bad for her but she's doing it to herself soo
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I'm slowly trying to watch the blanket fort video when I notice this.. What's on that blanket? Blood? Shit? Or something else? It's disgusting.
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that's fucking blood
It looks like something with a flat surface w wood stain or paint dragged across the blanket. Bleeding usually pools amirite? Granted she never stains anything she just paints it horrid colors lmao so I guess it could be anything.
Either way, those two together make me fuckin cringe. That part of the video at the end where he keeps telling her to give herself some credit gave me yikes vibes for some reason.
I wonder if she cares that the less clothing you wear the more imperfections people can see. Like does she care that people can probably see her bikini line stubble or her cellulite?
Also how old is this guy? He comes off as no older than 25.
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Dollyfag here, the doll I posted is made by MGA who also released this Doe a Deer doll a few years ago, around the same time Doe Deere had purple hair (it is purple again now) so either it's a coincidence, or someone in MGA follows the fellowship
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Can you stop with this ridiculous reach/tinfoil, anon? This is almost as bad at Lori claiming Zero Two was based off her.>>56615>>56623>>56675
Jesus, she needs to pull herself together, what a mess.
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I award one yike to Kelly
I'm pretty sure she's already met part of his family when she spent a few days with him up in Sac…They were at his sister's 'cause they were hanging out with his nephew in her IG stories…
I wonder how long it will take him to move in at this rate, if they're saying "I love you"s after only dating for a week? A month maybe?
It's been fb official for one week and he's cracking jokes about marriage, building period blood sheet forts in her driveway, and she's doing whatever this is >>56681
What a trainwreck. The eventual breakup is going to be a wild ride, I'm sure.
You definitely are not an expert on Spanish. Yo soy is not common but definitely valid
well we are talking about a girl who claims to be all about the kawaii lifestyle yet cannot pronounce it right to save her life kek
she keeps trying (very half assed) to learn a language, german with phi and spanish now and i think she said she was trying to learn japanese before her first trip to japan (but still said 'scary' instead of 'cute' lol)
her new relationshop is like watching a trainwreck! i hope she gets called out hard for her NASTY period stained sheets. it's one thing to have it, another to put it on display for your friends and new bf and make them sit under it barf
Want to know how Kelly started modeling? A photographer was coming in to do promo shots for the tattoo shop and Kelly had to make it her personal photo shoot. Always the center of attention. They were all getting sick of her. And years later she makes a video about why she left the tattoo shop.
Let me adjust my tinfoil
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Ew the booty shorts that her ass was hanging out of the whole time? I can see why Lindsay wouldn't have bothered to ask for them back. Disgusting
Steph and maybe other FOTR were at AX. She wants us to pick up on that without saying it because then she would be "spilling tea". It's funny tho, because if she really didn't want to talk about it, then she shouldnt. Edit out the crybaby shit if you really don't want to get into it. But then we would miss out on her new bf cuddling her.>>56762
Exactly my point. Thanks
The part where she records herself telling the cashier she was on Netflix's amazing interiors.
Is Leo gay? I'm confused as to why Kelly wouldn't date him. Her boyfriend is so greasy looking. He reminds me of those metalheads that refuse to grow up
That doesn't mean they weren't sexist assholes about it, though? Men can have a valid
reason not to like a woman and still take it out on her in totally unacceptable ways, not sure why you think the two are mutually exclusive. The tattoo industry is known for having a lot of issues with misogyny, so I definitely don't have a hard time believing Kelly on this one.
god the whole first part of this video is the most attention/pity seeking thing i've seen from her to date.
if she really wanted to not 'spill the tea' then she should have just kept silent. none of this half-shade crap. either say what happened or just be quiet.
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I can’t read the top text on the pamphlet but the other lines say “acupuncture and oriental medicine”. Curious what psychiatrist she’s seeing kek
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Saw this on my feed a few days ago.
What the hell happened to her?
I used to think she was adorable, she’s rough liking and her facial features have changed. It’s interesting how she looks when she isn’t able to manipulate the image.
I disagree that dyed hair and collections are things you "try on" before finding your "real identity" (presumably with brown hair and no collections?) - the way they behave socially is childish, not their interests or appearances. It's possible to be a mature successful adult and have dyed hair and collections - plenty of millionaire celebrities do.
Having an empty white home and black hair is not the ultimate "identity" it is just the one that nobody can muster up an opinion about.
Even on a mattress, why would you ever voluntarily sleep outside in LA? It's not like she lives in a gated community, smog, rats and roaches exist.>>56708
She really just walked in on her moving neighbors and started filming them after shading them for being noisy. So bizarre to have a performative "I'm sad, hug me" moment in front of the camera.
Why was that sweet old lady so nice to them after they were yelling about toilets? Idgi. Maybe she had a nice day, good for her, but like….nothing happened. Kindergarden level spanish and japanese lessons between strangers is such great content.
Imagine being afraid of going to the biggest con in north america because there's a chance you might see a handful of people that you can easily walk away from. She just wants to keep the pity party going but doesn't want to lose face and admit that she drove her friends away with her selfish behavior.
Those were maintenance guys hired by the landlord to fix the apartment after the occupants left. Still shitty though.
You know if FotR got back together Kelly would bring up the breakup of the group all the time. She stays salty. They would eventually leave her again.
Fellowship of the rainbow got crystal tattoos together. >>>/snow/605524
Sorry about that. I kept screwing up and forgot to sage.
tinfoiling a bit here but what if the reason she keeps half-shading the ex-fellowship is because she doesn't want them to spill the real tea on her? kinda like a threat (assuming she thinks that the fellowship keeps tabs on her).
she has more followers than all the rest of them combined and she could easily send her followers to rain e-hell on them if she really wanted to.
I think she hopes the FOTR will see her posts, vlogs, etc. And maybe feel bad and give her another chance. She still doesn't get her wrongdoing and so they will probably never make amends. She really doesn't get it at all. She is still the "victim
", despite her vague posts about "growing and learning". Also the latest video where she talks about her new "best friends she has ever had". She is purposefully taking jabs at her old friends…it only further proves how immature and stunted she really is. Like, bitch move on. They have.
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I don't understand women who wear shorts where you can see their buttcheeks. Instantly makes you look trashy. I found myself watching the video for Azusa, who seems like a modest and nice person.
Also, Lindsay isn't in the FOTR anymore either and she's doing fine living a fulfilling life with healthy relationships with her boyfriend and normal friends. I was really hoping for Kelly to follow in that example and get inspired but lol pine after your toxic
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She even edited the photo and took out the credit for him
Wowww. So petty and pathetic.
She takes credit for it in at least one other IG pic with flowers in her hair too
It seems like she redyed
the wig with SPLAT while using promo pics from November that were dyed with overtone. It seems more that he was offended at the implication she styled the wig herself with the tutorial video.
Very unprofessional for both of them, guess she's not getting any more wigs styled by him now.
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About the wig drama… I don't care if that guy is an oportunist, finally someone with a following has, rightfully so, called her out on her bullshit and that's what matters.
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This comment had my rolling. How dumb is Kelly??
I would believe the victim
that had no reason to lie. They were engaged and everything. Why would she lie?
Not much to spill, I just know a lot of the people in that disneybound crew mentioned that they thought he was shady or were uncomfortable by things he did. I don’t know why, before Sarah even posted the stuff about Leo, I just had a feeling especially after seeing him hanging around with Kelly that something would come out about him soon.
No idea if he actually slept with Kelly but I honestly wouldn’t be surprised. I just think it’s shitty she won’t stand by another female who has come forward about abuse/gaslighting when she claims she was abused as well. Just super shitty. Don’t claim to be a social justice warrior if you’re going to blatantly ignore things like this.
It's creepy how Kelly starts gushing about how happy she is that people she knows (read: distant friends at best) just gathered at the cafe… Like woah calm down. We all know you're just using them to revive your vlogging days. She knows well that she's not nearly likable enough to hold a channel on her own without the kawaii aesthetic and rainbow-looking friends.
Also… I gotta say, everyone here looked cute and quirky and fit the theme, AND THEN there's Kelly kek. She needs to drop this Barbie hooker look. It's distasteful.
I feel like this is her subtly shading Dan, Courtney's husband who did the tattoo kek
I honestly think her plan is to continue dropping little bits of shade towards the FotR until one of them has enough & blows up on social media, so that she has another opportunity to play victim
& get pity & attention from her followers. My money is on Steph being the first to explode.
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No she's not selling any of her own things here. It looks like she's trying to get into affiliate selling.
Basically, she's hoping that if a company sees that she's directing her following to buy things that she "personally endorses" that they'll notice her and become an affiliate of sorts with her (basically, give her money for the "free traffic and revenue" that she supposedly brings to their company and products.
samefag here. my dumb ass hit reply before i was finished.
she's using an amazon storefront so if her followers shop amazon through her storefront page and buy the products she has listed there she gets money.
I hope Azusa is just collabing with Kelly in the short term for the views and channel promo. I know she called Kelly a sweet or dear friend, but she seems genuinely pleasant and down to earth woman even with the all barbie everything.
Kelly, if she had any self awarness, is probably jealous she doesn't understand what it's like to be that passionate about anything no matter how many anime and pop culture tattoos she gets.
Azusa is like twice Phi's age and it shows in how she carries herself. She is comfortably established on her own with her own place, so she isn't dependent on keeping Kelly happy for a peaceful household.
Kelly probably sees her as not a threat because of Asuza being older and having a smaller channel. But there isn't any shame in getting older, especially if you take care of yourself and still come across as entertaining and appealing to a wide audience. Not everyone is on youtube for ad revenue from 13 year olds who want to see colorful adults making a scene about their personal life in public and doing the same makeup look tutorial or phoned-in pr unboxing for the 500th time.
I love you guys>Kelly gets new boyfriend>Farmers: He looks like a pedo
His last ltr was a fellow adult. I think he may target immature adult women by being their teenage lovebombing fantasy, I don't think he's legit a pedo
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Why does Kelly always feel the need to either show off her tits or have her ass hang out in public.
the fact her ass literally looks like two domes shoved under her skin.
it makes me laugh she wants to show it off
Two saggy domes. Those weird scars make them look like two drooping pancakes that are trying to escape from her shorts… it’s horrifying. They make her look like a trailer trash pastel hooker with very poor judgement when it comes to her welfare cheques.
Even better, her new boyfriend is the accessory that completes the look for her. Goodness…
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This felt really bizarre to watch…It kind of felt like watching a friends mom review underwear?
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I just…does she seem high in this video? She’s calmer than normal but the baby talk, the nips and buttcrack, the lack of any sort of intro that makes it seem like she’s talking to herself, pulling plastic and those little chemical packs away from Toshi moments before he puts them in his mouth…what?
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Guess their still friends
i really like when toshi hacked and she was like LOLOLTOSHIDIDYOUBARF and then proceeded to kiss him on the mouth. what the fuck. even if he didn't actually, uh, gross??
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I wish she would stop assaulting our eyes with her botched tummy
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She definitely has the telltale "car after a hailstorm" look of a botched tummy lipo.>>57511
Isn't tacky kind of her whole aesthetic?
Yiiikes. If she just stopped rewarding her work outs with chocolate pie, she could've actually looked fit and smooth by now instead of getting lipo.
Now she will look botched forever.
Kek that’s not kawaii, that’s kowaii. Oof
. It’s repulsive, and I just really pity her. You gotta wonder how friends/other people who see her in crop tops, swimsuits, etc. can look at that without wincing.
See kids, this is why we never correct with surgery what we can, naturally, with hard work! Now she just makes Sugar Thrillz look cheap. :(
>>57555>Now she just makes Sugar Thrillz look cheap. :(
It looks cheap anyway.>>57556
Especially since it's kowai.
You are literally in the weeb containment board, dk what you were expecting.>>57573
Is Kelly still like totes an empath or did that phase go the way of twitch streaming and larp?
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She's got nothing better to do, because she's literally posting stories from over a year ago. (Her own hair is pink and Dre is in it.)
Does she actually even know what “sensitive” and “empathy” mean? She can go about calling herself an empath as much as she likes, but her obnoxious, self-centred behaviour says more of her being apathetic to people around her.
I mean girl if you really were… your friends would be praising you as the most caring person ever, not ditching you because of your demanding ego lol.
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Samefag IDK why the image didn't post
Cherry Dollface is another dumb, dramatic person. She’s notorious for sharing shitty opinions, pissing people off with said opinions and then backpedaling when people express their anger.
Kelly is grasping at straws for people to hang with, she has nothing in common with these rockabilly scenesters (Cherry and Raquel/Rockwell), she’s probably trying to use them for something. We shall see.