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No. 4665

> kawaii cow from the UK

> runs an unsuccessful YouTube
> involved in all the UK kawaii fashion communities
> at university for illustration
> begs for commissions for mediocre, but expensive art
> claims to not be into DDLG, but buys from DDLG companies like LittleForBig and has been known to be in DDLG relationships
> deleted original instagram posts featuring her DDLG artwork
> has swarms of fairy-kei and Lolita white knights online
> only dates weird older guys she’s met online
> current Daddy from Canada
> known to only talk/care about herself
> uses filters and angles to disguise how huge she is
> complains about the rules of Lolita and that Lolita isn’t speacial enough for her
> invented her own style “jade core”

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emiblush/?hl=en

No. 4668

No. 4670

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The final look

No. 4674

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No. 4675

That thumbnail is false advertising compared to how she looks in the video. Did she not realise people will see her in the video?

No. 4676

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No. 4683

You forgot to mention in op that she tries to be part of every uk jfash comm and she is disliked in all of them. She comes to lolita meets in tank tops and won't take con crit.

No. 4684

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What’s the point of even going to a meet like that?

No. 4689

She doesnt realise because nobody will say anything bad to her face doesnt mean that they arent thinking it.

No. 4690

I wish someone would explain to her that mismatching pinks isn’t a fashion statement.
Also does anyone have any legit details about her ddlg relationship?

No. 4691

she unfollowed me almost as soon as I unfollowed her iirc kek, shows how obsessed she is with followers

No. 4692

wtf, don't come if you're not gonna bother dressing up. if you wanna hang around in lazy clothes, do it on your own time.

No. 4693

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She has deleted most proof but there are many DDLG/daddy/incest posts in a tumblr tag dedicated to her ex including lolicon posts


No. 4694

Her fault for being so public with everything

No. 4695

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>I just like them it’s not ddlg
Fucking kek

No. 4697

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No. 4699

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She is always taking and posting her own upskirt shots online

No. 4703

I hate her because she caused some drama with friends of mine but I don't really have milk to share. One of my friends used to be close with her and confirmed to me that she's DDlg (only hearsay so not good milk). She's annoying and the comms don't like her.

No. 4704

What was the drama?

No. 4705

Her way of dressing would be sort of cute if she wasn't such an unfortunate-faced landwhale. I feel pity.

No. 4706

Buddying up with my friend's ex and being unpleasant to her own ex (they were all friends before)

No. 4707

Mostly for being an unlikeable parasite. I think everyone has a personal reason for hating her.

No. 4708

> complains about the rules of Lolita and that Lolita isn’t speacial enough for her
> invented her own style “jade core”

She just dresses like a basic tumblr pastel girl. Naming a style after yourself is cringeworthy but her style doesnt even look different.

No. 4709

Jade core is very unique. It’s about wearing Marie motifs, dreamy baby room and greasy hair

No. 4710

Forgot to sage

No. 4711

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Convince me she’s not a sissy

No. 4712

That dress looks like a mini skirt on her, has nobody told her about underskirts for tall lolitas?

No. 4713

You could fry an egg with all that grease also those dungarees are at least 2 sizes too small makes for a pronounced fupa

No. 4714

In all all seriousness is she some sort special needs? She speaks as if she has learning difficulties and clearly has a poor grasp of hygiene

No. 4715

I think she's autistic and makes a fuss about it

No. 4716

Scary OP pic. She looks like Hatchet Face from Crybaby.

No. 4717

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Hey, don't do Hatchet Face like that

No. 4718

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Why does she need those huge heels when she’s already so tall?

No. 4727

I vaguely remember seeing pics of her wearing a "crybaby" necklace and using a baby bottle phone case in her posts on COF, I'll post again if I can find them. Seagulls accused her of being into ddlg based on that alone, idk who she thinks she's fooling.

No. 4728

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Another so called accidental upskirt shot. There are so many its obvious she posts these on purpose for attention.

No. 4730

Not to wk since this girl is an absolute mess with a pretty gross fetish. But since when is it forbidden to wear heels just because you’re tall? It makes the legs appear slimmer and gives a better posture to wear them. I’ll not wear ugly flats just because some dwarfs are scared that I’ll spit into their headpieces kek

No. 4732


that eyeliner application, good lord. her fake eyelashes were huge so you can't tell in the end but c'mon

No. 4734

This is one of her only popular pictures because her face is covered

No. 4736

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Dumping her attempt at being a drag queen

No. 4738

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Current daddy

No. 4739

Well I'll be dammed, thats in Norwich. I don't think she's ever been part of the East Anglia comm though? Nice to have a local cow, I'll try and find out more about her in the local community

No. 4740

Why do all these types of lolcows love Trixie?

No. 4741

That anime lolicon stuff is actually illegal in the UK and considered as serious as actual child porn

No. 4742

Cause Trixie is just as much of a clown as these fuckers.

No. 4743

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You’d think if you were filming a YouTube video you would atleast wash your hair

No. 4747

you leave skinny legend alone

No. 4748

So true. Trixie is a fucking lolcow herself tbh.

No. 4749

She is so open about her sex life but I dont understand how these guys are comfortable fucking her it would be like violating a child with special needs.

No. 4750

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No. 4754

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Everything about this is wrong

No. 4757

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Not going to share everything but she does post lolicon

No. 4758

She could get in serious trouble for that in the UK, they're insane about that shit here

No. 4759

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Some tame stuff since I don't want to post the illegal crap myself but she is clearly into sexualising little girls

No. 4760

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One more because I don't want to save more of this stuff

No. 4761

What the fuck is she doing posting this on an account associated to her identity?!

No. 4762

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No. 4765

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No. 4780

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No. 4781

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No. 4782

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There’s so much evidence I don’t know why she denies it

No. 4783

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Found her Facebook if anyone wants to go digging:
Turns out she is part of the East Anglia comm, I've just never been to a meet with her

No. 4789

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She had a whole meetup dedicated to herself kek

No. 4790


I see diapers under there…

No. 4791

Did she invite the whole comm? She is so self centered

No. 4792

how could she post this shit like, is her right foot broken at a 90degree angle ? what

No. 4793

My bad, anon haha

Her face is tragic enough without the drag makeup.

No. 4794

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No. 4795

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She's too chubby to be wearing such tight, short clothes and ugly as fuck to be thinking she's hot shit.

No. 4817

Yeah she often posts IG stories where she's obviously naked

No. 4818

Somehow the fact she romanticizes/idealizes Nabokov's Lolita upsets me more than anything else. Well, maybe just as much as the lolicon.
Is she actually a part of a comm? I hope not, given all this shit.

No. 4819


No. 4820

She’s part of several

No. 4821

How does she afford all of this lolita and brand?

No. 4822

You forgot to link her other instagram


No. 4823

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Would you guys like me to post meetup pics? I don't want to spam for nothing

No. 4824

Why go to a meet with ratty greasy hair like this? I feel sorry for that dress and yes post the pics. Do you have one of her with the tank top that started drama in COF?

No. 4825

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No. 4826

She alters everything she gets to fit, maybe she buys stuff damaged?

No. 4827

I remember the drama on this. She wouldnt take any criticism and defended her decision that this was proper lolita because ap made some vests or something.

No. 4828

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Spamming some pictures, censored the innocent

No. 4829

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Why does she insist on having greasy hair at all times

No. 4830

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No. 4831

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No. 4832

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Last one, no one seems to really like taking pictures with her

No. 4833

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Imagine being this desperate

No. 4834

That's one ghetto way of forcing your way into a dress. She should just accept that this isnt working for her.

No. 4835

I hope those aren't dirty panties on the floor.

No. 4836

And not a single one of these comms is aware of the ddlg shit she's into? Wouldn't surprise me if she's into lolita for her fetish, why the fuck is she in ANY comm?

>that stretched out shirring
That shit. Does not fit.
And if she has to do that to the straps, she can at least move the buttons to the very end so this ridiculous "mod" isn't so obvious, or at least tie them up like a halter neck. It's not like she can damage the dress any more considering what she's done to the shirring.
Not that it matters much because she's probably wearing lolita to get her rocks off. Lovely.

No. 4837

Looks like panties and a bra.

No. 4838

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More ddlg stuff

No. 4839

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No. 4840

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No. 4841

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>I keep screaming, but God doesn’t hear me

No. 4842

Is she wearing a diaper here? This kind of photo is so infantile and its sick that she wants to make it sexy

No. 4843

she kinda looks like tiferet in these pics.

No. 4844

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No. 4845

This is the most damning proof yet. Post a link if you can so that it gets archived.

No. 4846

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No. 4847

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Past daddy

No. 4848

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All found on her current tumblr

No. 4849

No. 4850

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No. 4851

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No. 4852

I hope she does realise that first one would still be child porn even if she posts it at 18

No. 4853

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Proof of her being desperate for followers

No. 4854

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There’s a lot of pictures of her lingerie, but no photos of her wearing it.
It’s not uncommon to be into something when you were younger and then grow out of it, but she still denies not being into ddlg when there’s so much legitimate evidence floating around. It’s not hard to find any of these posts.

No. 4855

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These are the backpacks that elementary school kids use in japan and she pretends she isnt into sexualising kids

No. 4856


they look inbred. its crazy how if she hides her face enough she can be sort of passable >>4718
but the moment you see her mug, the illusion is over. from a 6 to a 2.


i actually think her art is cute but why does she have to draw this weird perverted shit smh. you could have just drawn cute cartoons of girls eating pocky's or something like that, why did you have to go full pedo. let alone post it.


you know they are. gross. i did not need to know this ogre's fetishes but she makes them so obvious fuuuck. every pic in this thread is more and more painful.

No. 4857

She really does look better when you can't see her natural hair or face, or her underwear, that's a nice touch to cover her fucking ass for once.

No. 4858

When will these bitches realise that applying drag makeup meant to make a grown ass man look hyperfeminine doesn't work on their features? Slapping massive features on your already female features makes you look downsy at the best of times and psychotic at this. Not everything is meant for you, Jade.

No. 4859

He looks like a pedo, no surprise there. >>4847 They both look like half assed trannies.

No. 4860

I know her daddy bought Dream Sky for her not long after they got together

No. 4861

Don't bring Jamie into this, he's cool

No. 4862

That expression makes her look like the spitting image of Mr Bean

No. 4863

Can he share info in here? We arent attacking him

No. 4864

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I tried to go through her nsfw tag but it’s an endless stream of lolicon and ddlg reblogs, wouldn’t recommend it.

No. 4865

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No. 4866

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No. 4867

Thats a serious case of hank hill ass

No. 4868

Not sure ginger Squidward was what Nabokov had in mind

No. 4869

She seems like a big narcissist in cutesy pastel outfits.

No. 4870


No. 4871

And she wasted her art talent on this crap. Oh dear…

No. 4872

why does she need to put "do not delete caption"?
who would reblog this hot mess lmao

No. 4873

hun you are not a tiny princess

No. 4874

What an unfortunate nose and chin ratio.

No. 4875

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I havent seen her since she was with her ex years ago but judging from her public facebook posts she has gotten worse. She always had to be center of attention and thought she was special. She had uwu syndrome like shuwu always had to be smoll like loli anime but physically she was a hulking giant.

No. 4876

"help out the look" holy fuck that's so sick

No. 4877

Its like a kiddy training bra too. Obvious what shes into.

No. 4878

Ignoring everything else wrong with this by lolita standards but why is she pairing a baby themed necklace with a print that has nothing to do with babies? She couldnt make her ageplay fetish more obvious.

No. 4879

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Fresh off her tumblr from today. It’s not a ddlg post, but it becomes one given the evidence.

No. 4880

The account that posted this has binkie in the name so that almost confirms it being an ageplay post

No. 4881

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>sure jan

No. 4882

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No. 4883

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What is the truth jade???

No. 4884

The irony is thick in this one

No. 4885

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It never ends

No. 4886

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No. 4887

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No. 4888

This is disturbing combined with her obsession with being a child and buying those cute panties to look like a kid

No. 4889

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No. 4890

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Was she even legal in these?

No. 4891

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No. 4892

>blog full of ddlg content and lolicon
>surprised other people into ddlg follow her and reblog her shit
>calls other people perverse

No. 4893

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No. 4894

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And more

No. 4895

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No. 4896


Does this girl even know what a nymphet is?
She does not look young, she looks like a weird lady in her 30's trying to be sexy, seriously, she thinks she can pull off the "little girl" look?

No. 4897

Did she just reblog a post asking for little/ddlg blogs and then say she blocks ddlg blogs even though she posts ddlg?

No. 4898

Her edited photos are bad but her videos are worse

No. 4899

Oh no. I didn’t know Rose West wore Lolita.

No. 4900

I wonder how filthy that dress is now

No. 4901

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>confirmed ddlg

No. 4902

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The human equivalent of ordering a lolita from wish

No. 4903

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Oh god anon I'm dying

No. 4904

ugh, it pisses me off when ddlg weebs use these bright red, elementary school ones. they make this shape for adults (but not bright red and childish looking) and i think they're quite nice, but who wants someone to think you're into DDLG?

No. 4905

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Kek when she says it fits good because she can breathe in it.

No. 4906

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No. 4907

The resemblance to OP picture is scary

No. 4908

She's legit hideous. Her face clashes so hard with this type of fashion.

No. 4909

her face looks like a legit square. it also permanently looks like when lashy is making ridiculous gross faces in her vids, only ugly.

No. 4910

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Wow Jade be careful not to cut yourself on that edge

No. 4911

She reminds me of a 13 year old that just discovered what BDSM is

No. 4912

she mentioned 5 things, half of which aren't moods.

No. 4913

how can you be a thicc loli

No. 4914

She always looks like she has a bad taste in her mouth, like a permanent look of disgust. They say having a short philtrum is feminine but she just looks like her nose is hanging over her lips and any expression makes it so much worse. Truly she has no redeeming features.

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No. 4916

christ, her nose and her double chin are so unfortunate. She's not even that fat from her other photos, how does she have such a fat face?

No. 4917

Any info on this Ross guy? It seems like he might have been the first daddy.

No. 4918

cause a loli is a fucking child. there's no prerequisite size for a child, anon. i hate how everyone seems to think lolis are just some uwu smol animu girl. they are children.

No. 4919

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She has so many nsfw loli posts

No. 4920


There are few posts about Ross but seems to be an ex and includes loli posts. He might have been her first DDLG relationship.

If she is 19 years old now that means she was 15 (underage) when she posted about the panties, lolis and wanting sex over 4 years ago. Getting pedo vibes from Ross, does anyone know his identity or age?

No. 4921

No. 4922

Link is fucked, just search Jade Rose ross in posts, and set the date to 2014

No. 4923

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Found him. Looks like he would have been around 18 when she was 15 talking to her about sex and buying her panties. If they had sex it would have been statutory rape.

No. 4924

At least she goes for guys well within her league.

No. 4925

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Her birthday is 14 September 1998.

I only knew Jade from 2015 when she was in a relationship with Jamie but I vaguely remember her talking about Ross. The thing that stands out is he spilt coke on her first AP dress and ruined it. I remember her talking about an elderly relative walking in on her having sex but I don't remember whether that was with Jamie or Ross. I got the impression things did not end well with Ross.

No. 4926

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She looks so much like Chris-Chan it’s unreal

No. 4927

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No. 4928

What is this supposed to mean? Most of her videos are materialistic

No. 4929

but 'thicc' specifically refers to large breasts and butt, not just being fat, so how does that make sense

No. 4930

Usually people say thicc because of thighs alone.

No. 4931

She acts so loud and embarrassing at meets

No. 4932

thicc just means chubby in an attractive way.

No. 4933

File: 1530495329891.jpg (155.43 KB, 720x741, Screenshot_20180702-023345_Fac…)

Because you'd never flaunt a fetish in public

No. 4934

File: 1530523564768.jpg (69.1 KB, 960x960, 36442685.jpg)

She posted this the same day and she was wearing the littleforbig baby onepiece

No. 4935

File: 1530526886522.jpg (99.06 KB, 960x960, 36590271.jpg)

"not ddlg"

No. 4936

>b-but ddlg is gross h-haha,like,ew
>two minutes later
>uwu i want daddy to spank me
Is this bitch fo real?

No. 4937

File: 1530729907387.jpg (103.04 KB, 720x960, 36654839.jpg)

None of these clothes fit

No. 4938

File: 1530821342902.jpeg (205.27 KB, 750x1156, 1755354B-BEC5-4FE3-8E68-9612AB…)

Just, fucking ew.

No. 4939

Thats a mental image that nobody needed.

No. 4940

Just checked her facebook profile, she has over 400 "friends" and her posts are public but she can't get over 20 likes on an outfit shot. Thats sad.

No. 4941

File: 1530898900943.jpg (182.35 KB, 1080x1080, 32607751_432757473858412_56427…)

Just heard that she applied to be a Lazy Oaf model, this girl is delusional

No. 4942

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to nobody’s surprise, she didn’t get a call back

No. 4943

The delusion is real

No. 4944

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No. 4945

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No. 4946

Is this about ross or did someone else come before him? She dated him when she was 15

No. 4947

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No. 4948

File: 1531313794145.jpeg (205.3 KB, 750x918, FED9C3D0-C302-473E-8722-D68276…)

He’s not even free of her in sleep, poor guy

No. 4949

File: 1531313904786.jpg (31.55 KB, 600x341, im-not-creepy-5j7a3g.jpg)

No. 4950

imagine looking like a 14 year old aspie boy in your natural state. i mean she looks fucked with all the cutesy shit, but good lord.

No. 4951

File: 1531331526978.jpg (206.52 KB, 1152x2048, 37038869_385258461878337_12608…)

Jesus, she looks so awful, is this about her boyfriend?

No. 4952

File: 1531333254217.jpg (46.7 KB, 325x199, IMG_2424.JPG)

Everytime I've seen the thread bumped shes just been talking about her gross pedo little shit ooor how shes gonna eat her bfs dick and make him breakfast etc so no wonder he cum & dumped her.
Shes crying over a shallow relationship she was part of making shallow then when the "SO" is being honest and declining something she herself said she worked hard on because he doesnt see anything of value in the relationship and clearly doesnt want to accept something like that considering his feelings.

Tl;Dr unstable woman cries cause her cock appointment gently let her down.

I know its an over and done joke but seriously she shouldn't cry on camera, its not a very kawaii look.

No. 4953

I thought she was at his place in Canada

No. 4954

What kind of present did she try to give him for this reaction? An engagement ring?

No. 4955

She mentions going to the states with or without him.
So I guess she's still in Canada and they were planning to go to the States but then this happened.

No. 4956

Her boyfriend seems to get extremely angry and aggressive with her a lot. I don’t want to victim blame, but she seems to go for the first guy that shows her the tiniest piece of attention.

No. 4957

According to her story they’re still together

No. 4958

Any examples? Just to add receipts

No. 4959


this bitch bases her entire personality around her ddlg relationship so if her man does anything mean to her she's over and her life crashed down. it's what she deserves let's be real. this guy sounds like trash but she's stupid for getting with a guy who cares so little about her in the first place and broadcasting all your weird fetish/relationship shit online >>4846

No. 4960

File: 1531413670594.jpg (184.58 KB, 1152x2048, 36986434_385990898471760_35946…)

screenshots incoming.
Basically, her boyfriend is depressed, and she is just spending his money because "IM THAT BITCH"

No. 4961

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No. 4962

File: 1531413718452.jpg (154.55 KB, 1152x2048, 37070665_385990995138417_14585…)

No. 4963

File: 1531413740374.jpg (149.75 KB, 1152x2048, 37101812_385990971805086_70717…)

No. 4964

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No. 4965

she absolutely needed to tell the number of messages

27 guiz !! I mean, that's quite big but she could have just said "lots of messages" idk I'm probs nitpicking but why the precise number

No. 4966

Because you totally need to know how much she is needed, how important and kawaii she is

No. 4967

um so hes a sociopath? lol

No. 4968


lmao, depression may make your boyfriend apathetic but it does not make you a dick. plus you posted a heavily manipulative picture of yourself bawling your eyes out >>4951. so, its either
>he's an absolute jackass and it has nothing to do with his depression and you're just fucking stupid and naive
>he actually is depressed and wasn't a jackass at all but you wanted to feel like a victim and frame him as a bad guy

No. 4969

She sounds like a nightmare girlfriend. If this guy is depressed he needs to get out of there before she sucks all life out of him.

No. 4970

Im cracking up whenever I read #jadecore on her profile. This basic ddlg tumblr bitch really thinks shes special.

No. 4971

File: 1531592636205.png (3.9 KB, 458x53, w.png)

>too small for angelic pretty

No. 4972

not with those thighs she ain't. maybe she lost some weight and her old socks are too stretched out kek.

No. 4973

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No. 4974

File: 1531761006650.jpeg (347.77 KB, 1196x1609, 7113E31F-E258-459D-83E0-EC0E71…)

Mah super narcissist bff

No. 4975

absolutely NOBODY needed to see this

No. 4976

right? it's like a POV horror movie rape scene.

No. 4977

So uncomfortable, why would you post this publicly? Theyre probably having sex and she stopped to take some cute quirky instagram photos

No. 4978

This girl needs a wake up call. Her boyfriend seems to spoil her. Yeah sure maybe his mental illness here the best of him sometimes, but you DO NOT go posting about it on social media especially with a pic of you sobbing about being mistreated, to all your audience. If he did do something wrong she should have let him know in private. Wtf is wrong with her? She comes off as so uncaring. It's always about her isn't it.

I get the guy is problematic as well but wtf she has no right to air their personal business.

Also those pics of her boyfriend, I wonder if she asked if it was okay to post them?

No. 4979

File: 1531824526274.png (3.7 MB, 1242x2208, 935DB016-5830-4D10-8FF6-F2CA2F…)

I always wonder. When she post this shit
Does she think she is cute?

No. 4980

File: 1531860541851.png (3.35 MB, 1242x2208, C97BDE73-5B9F-4CA4-9001-9FEF38…)

I guess they fixed their problems and will fly together
*pic related

No. 4981

she looks like a serial killer, a male serial killer.

No. 4982

File: 1531867136473.jpg (946.29 KB, 2560x2560, IMG_2579.JPG)

I mean you're not wrong.

No. 4983

I choked on my drink, thanks anon. The resemblance is uncanny.

No. 4984

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It’s so sweet how ugly people find each other

No. 4985

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No. 4986

He looks like ArmouredSkeptic lmao

No. 4987

I was friends with her for a few years, broke friends around the time she got together with Canadian Daddy when she showed how self centred she could be.
Hilarious someone made a thread for her though, even though some information is outdated.

No. 4988

File: 1532034428852.jpg (72.71 KB, 720x464, _20180719_220608.JPG)

Everytime she posts to comm I cringe

No. 4989

File: 1532057333435.jpg (29.19 KB, 940x545, My-600-lb-Life-Steven-Update.j…)

Looks like Steven Assanti

No. 4990

Hes better looking than her but thats not much of an achievement. >>4979 is hilarious, this girl needs to look in the mirror and come down to earth.

No. 4991

File: 1532279059317.jpeg (680.75 KB, 746x1111, 40DEFF84-AAC0-4AD9-9D6E-FB6178…)

Imagine going to a tea party looking like this, try harder

No. 4992

>sailormoon x my melo

no honey, they do make actual crossover pieces but this is not that.

also i 100% think she thinks her socks are too big cause they're too short and ride down. seriously, doesn't matter how skinny you are, these will fall when she bends her knees.

No. 4993

Her spam account is now private, is anyone still following it?

No. 4994

File: 1532279827472.jpeg (153.63 KB, 750x612, 19A2F032-9FF1-47FB-B40C-943744…)

Sorry no one likes your posts about your possibly abusive boyfriend Jade

No. 4995

Is this the outfit she wanted to wear a garterbelt with?

No. 4996

Are these the socks she said are too big, they look like they are rolling down from being too small

No. 4997

Shes around 6 foot so regardless of her weight shes going to be too big for angelic pretty socks

No. 4998

File: 1532479856434.png (18.37 KB, 740x190, w.png)

She posted a link to this article with a small paragraph about a zine she wrote. She wrote it while dating canadian sugar daddy but the theme is being single and highlighting her partners problems, trouble in paradise with daddy?

No. 4999

Someone already pointed out it looks like they're just too short and falling cause of where they land on her knee so she probably thinks they're too small for her smol cinnamon bun legs even though she's 6ft tall.

No. 5000

Jade Gaute Brown is her real name?

No. 5001

IIRC, yes

No. 5002

File: 1532893037886.jpg (84.51 KB, 960x960, 37937626_1794073154017446_7174…)

Her face is so bizarre.

No. 5003

She was using Emilia in the past

No. 5004

She’s made her FB and insta private and has mentioned how she “keeps her life private online” on an Instagram post. Guessing she found this thread.

No. 5005

I'm not sure if this is just plain white and probably the best default.

No. 5006

she’s someone who would benefit greatly from a nose and chin job

No. 5007

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No. 5008

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She’s like lucky her friends are uglier then her

No. 5009

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No. 5010

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Just went to her videos and why does her mouth always look like this while speaking? Ive ever seen someone look like this in motion.

No. 5011

Pretty sure she has an underbite by the way her tongue sticks out from her teeth, that or a bad face shape.

No. 5012

She looks legit special needs. Those glasses make everything worse, you can't wear ironic grandma glasses if you actually look like one.

No. 5013

File: 1533489912808.jpg (72.85 KB, 720x340, _20180805_182350.JPG)

I might be tinfoil hatting, but this was posted on the comm, and I'm 99% sure that it's about this thread kek

No. 5014

responding to a 3 days old post but she also protected her tumblr with a password.

No. 5015

This is probably about the brave anon in the comm who brought us milk

No. 5016

They should be more worried about the person in their comm using lolita as a vehicle for their ddlg ageplay fetish instead of teh bullies

No. 5017

To be honest she could get rid of that face fupa if she just did a few facial stretches every morning, and not have it pinned to her fucking neck.

No. 5018

the problem is she doesnt have a chin so they become one

No. 5019

File: 1533590765887.png (2.99 MB, 1242x2208, 59FE5DFD-AF3B-4C4A-8CDD-D7253B…)

She is literally unattractive
Why on the earth does she even post these images

No. 5020

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No. 5021

Can't she just point the camera at the ceiling like everyone else?

No. 5022

OMGGGgggrkwvatlwbaysj this bitch needs to wash her face

No. 5023

This photograph is horrifying, those deep wrinkles and crusty lips girl. How old?

No. 5024

19 going 20

No. 5025

Looks like 19 going 50 to me

No. 5026

File: 1533649174378.jpeg (203.25 KB, 746x922, 945A1D73-865F-4733-87E1-D8E045…)

I don’t even know what kind of advice to give her. She’s naturally so unattractive and none of the photos she takes does her any favours. She needs to lose some weight, change the makeup, wash her hair and learn to angle a photo properly. It always amazes me she’s so deluded to think she’s cute.

No. 5027

The resemblance to chris-chan is uncanny.

No. 5028

holy fuck and i thought i was ugly. this girl legit gives me life

No. 5029

I cant unsee it with chris chans new female identity

No. 5030

File: 1533679431999.jpg (24.86 KB, 400x400, MQNGS2QA_400x400.jpg)

>not ageplay
>not ddlg

No. 5031

The girl in this pic is the same one as >>4706 I have no idea why they're friends again

No. 5032

The girl in that pic is just as much as a cow as jade tbh

No. 5033

It is likely that many people on this thread know her personally and fed up with her shit

No. 5034

File: 1534095122194.jpg (147.33 KB, 720x900, _20180812_182819.JPG)

She tagged this #twinning pardon??

No. 5035

The other girl looks so stylish and lost next to her

No. 5036

File: 1534111728275.jpg (155.96 KB, 1065x1331, 38026167_1921262261507860_8862…)

im struggling to believe that this isnt mtf

No. 5037

her neck looks so wired here

No. 5038

Her face and neck blend into one.

No. 5039

disagree, the other girl just looks like a mousey weeb in an equally sloppy outfit (docs, seriously?) she only seems like she looks better cause of the tights and the fact that her face isn't extremely unpleasant, just plain.

No. 5040

anon, I dont think saying she looked better was much of a compliment

No. 5041

File: 1534233527319.jpg (104.36 KB, 625x730, 1.jpg)

32 inch waist? surejan.gif

No. 5042

File: 1534233660057.jpg (62.87 KB, 720x960, 39121832_1818712518220176_2178…)

People in the comments are telling her to size down I really hope she doesn't listen to them

No. 5043

>32in waist
>46in hips

No. 5044

I'm nitpicking but a push up bra doesn't fill space. It can do the opposite

No. 5045

Sizing doesnt matter because this looks like a baggy grandma's dress anyway

No. 5046

>neck hole

weird comment. does she usually worry about her neck not fitting the hole in clothing? kek

No. 5047

anon she said flat measurements specifically. 32" flat is 64" in circumference. She's so dumb she doesn't understand what a flat measurement is, or admitted she's actually 64" around? She's fat but that seems excessive lmao.

No. 5048

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No. 5049

File: 1535031815587.jpeg (367.51 KB, 750x735, E0C83838-6631-4FB7-B595-A76FC4…)

What is actually wrong with her face?
Also her totes abusive boyfriend sending her expensive Barbies on her story. I suppose their relationship is healthy as long as he buys her stuff.

No. 5050

File: 1535032221026.jpeg (416.39 KB, 750x727, 12520083-779C-4D79-9B88-2B5705…)

Those legs. Please cover your ass Jade

No. 5051

she could have a big head lmao

No. 5052

She’s getting a tattoo today, any idea how bad it’s going to be?

No. 5053

She has permanent chris chan face

No. 5054

File: 1535313182105.jpg (45.71 KB, 269x480, emiblush.jpg)

I can't believe her nasty tattoo hasn't been posted yet

No. 5055

The lines are really clean and the colours are done nice, the tattoo is done very well it’s the uh… theme of it that’s creeping me out here

Are those toddlers feet? How is this not creepy? How many more times is she going to lie about NOT being into DDLG when it’s pretty obvious she is especially with this tattoo

No. 5056

jesus christ. She looks like a potato with orange eyes

No. 5057

ot but why are these fugly tattoos so popular lately. i feel like people will regret these no matter how much they love them at first. they are ugly and always over saturated in my opinion.

No. 5058

yeah I was thinking that, it's well done yet hideous and creepy

No. 5059

It's not over saturated, this is how tattoos are supposed to look. Solid, consistent, vibrant coloring from line to line.
It's just that most tattoos are fairly sub par with shitty coloring.

No. 5060

I think it's supposed to be tea partys

No. 5061

File: 1535373473030.jpeg (298.9 KB, 750x528, B42E9D1C-1213-4414-84C2-F0F4C1…)

What is it with uk cows loving Marie? Do they think it makes them special?
I’m surprised she doesn’t have AP x Disney print

No. 5062

Abusive boyfriend who lives all the way in Canada and constantly buys her things…he's definitely fucking around on her. She's a fool if she believes this this relationship is solid and will last.

No. 5065

Everyone’s doing these tattoos just to copy Melanie Martinez, and we all know she’s not controversial at all.
She’s going to spend the rest of her life explaining what the hell this tattoo is, and still denying she’s into ddlg.
Why doesn’t she just admit it? We all know about it jade.

No. 5066

File: 1535398920177.jpeg (416.87 KB, 750x903, 36EC8D16-3208-4D81-9929-0ABAFD…)

I really hope her drawing gets better, it’s so sloppy

No. 5067

File: 1535399016679.jpeg (161.77 KB, 750x494, 4B9D9F28-5617-47DF-85A7-FFB687…)

The 0 likes is depressing

No. 5068

She's a typical delusional art university student. Just because you're studying an illustration degree doesn't mean you'll be successful in it. Freelancing is a tough business and it's doubtful she's working 'hard'. Drawing a few pictures for your friends here and there isn't a job.

No. 5069

Wow, I can't wait to see this hideous thing in person, either it be at a meet or in the street. The fact that the comm keep her in despite being aware of this site amazes me, I wonder if they'll be more concerned about her rather than finding out who I am now

You go to the uea and you can't draw, Jade stop being delusional, you'll never be an artist. We all know you lurk, considering you bitched to the comm admins about me bullying you uwu

No. 5070

If other comms dislike her surely that's a sign of bad things to come the longer she sticks around with your comm? The whole group must know of about here and are ignoring it, which is odd.

No. 5071

The comm prides itself on having no drama and being very close and friendly among one another. To keep this title, whenever problems appear, they tend to ignore them, rather than facing it. By removing me they're removing a 'bully', but by removing Jade, that's drama

No. 5072

Hopefully they realise what sort of problem they have in the comm before it's too late and you don't get kicked out.

No. 5073

What kind of tattoo artist agreed to tattoo toddlers feet onto this womanchild?

No. 5074

File: 1535575531420.jpg (68.56 KB, 437x859, 7.jpg)

Fuck off Jade you literally have a tattoo of toddler's feet.

No. 5075

Is she trying to be like emilia fart?

No. 5076

God she is so ugly it’s painful

No. 5077

But doesn't she take part in DDLG and have a private Instagram account catering to that? Why even deny it when the proof is here.

No. 5078

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No. 5079

Does this girl have nothing more interesting in her life than some Lazy Oaf clothes? All these Jill clones are so boring

No. 5080

File: 1536053666355.png (754.64 KB, 750x1334, 3DC47657-1E1D-47CB-B7AD-08BB3A…)

Wow, how kawaii

No. 5081

File: 1536053773050.png (1.87 MB, 750x1334, 45314E73-D5C4-435B-A331-162275…)

We really don’t need to see your ugly leg Jade

No. 5082

File: 1536054841162.jpeg (148.66 KB, 492x1334, 79FE86FA-6F85-48E3-B308-9A9E36…)

CWC vibes

No. 5083

Why has she put her bed right next to a door? This is ugly and impractical

No. 5084

Looks like a cupboard? Obviously just trying to make use of all space in a small room.

Does she live with housemates or what

No. 5085

getting to see this more close and clear and ew… I take back what I said, the lines and colors are horrible

No. 5086

She looks like Christine Weston Chandler a few years from now

No. 5087

…why is her tattoo scab yellow? Especially on the shoe. is it because it's in places where light coloured ink has been used?
Either way it looks nasty, when my tattoos have scabbed all it's looked like is thin, flakey dry skin, nothing as gross and deep looking as that lol. If i was her I'd be concerned.

No. 5088

because she's picking it most likely. could be infected but no way to tell rn.

No. 5089

I can't believe she actually left the house like this. I hope for the sake of the general public she at least had the common sense to wear some safety shorts, her ass looks like it would be barely covered

No. 5090

If I saw someone walking around looking like this in public I would assume that they were mentally ill/disabled and got separated from their caretaker.
She looks like she's trying to squeeze into clothes that she stole from her much younger sister or cousin.

No. 5091

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I once saw her cursing herself on tumblr for being ugly because of her acne scars, because that’s the problem obviously

No. 5092

File: 1536423811128.jpg (100.65 KB, 640x1136, 17916839_10155348415559903_210…)

This is old but jfc Jade please wear longer skirts.

No. 5093

is she? it's a waste of space if she's not using the cupboard.

seriously, it's fine to wear short skirts like this but put on safety shorts and leggings or something. anything.

No. 5094

Short skirts are cute to wear but it's pretty clear there are no safety shorts being worn underneath them in this case. I hope her comm don't have to endure up skirts in her Lolita clothes.

No. 5095

Those cottage cheese legs

No. 5096

File: 1537264317689.jpg (145.26 KB, 720x1033, _20180918_104724.JPG)

Build a bear and a caterpillar cake is the most ddlg way to celebrate your birthday lmao [1/2]

No. 5097

File: 1537264344037.jpg (138.55 KB, 720x821, _20180918_104707.JPG)


No. 5098

Since when is getting plushies and a cute childhood cake a DDLG way of celebrating your birthday? It's pretty common with Jfash loving girls who love everything that's deemed cute and somewhat childish. That's just reaching anon come on. Looks like an ordinary sugary birthday to me.

No. 5099

idk wtf kind of 'childish' cakes you usually see, but i get cutesy cakes for my birthday and they're not the fucking hungry caterpillar.

No. 5100

the caterpillar cake is a classic british birthday cake for uh 10 year olds

No. 5101

Nothing about colin the caterpillar is lolita, lol

No. 5102

maybe she meant the other lolita lmao.

No. 5103

File: 1537372845010.jpg (122.67 KB, 720x1031, _20180919_165741.JPG)

I didn't know you could have fat feet tbh

No. 5104

File: 1537380436543.jpg (159.87 KB, 598x584, 38026167_1921262261507860_8862…)

Anon if that cake and teddy bear isnt giving you creepy child vibes youre not used to ddlg. This is basic ddlg shit.

No. 5105

you're never too old for caterpillar cakes

No. 5106

File: 1537380513729.jpg (47.28 KB, 800x445, CBE9E6_2360344b.jpg)

Her outfits aren't even that bad compared to Jill's other skinwalkers, they'd just look better on someone smaller than she is.

This is kawaii as hell. Real lolitas eat Colin the Caterpillar cakes.

No. 5107

The problem is, caterpillar cakes aren't cute, lmao. The only reason an adult would go out of their way to eat those ugly things is because they had them as a child, and want to relive that.

No. 5108

that looks terrifying and disgusting

is this an english thing? ive never heard of this "cake"

No. 5109

The cake is whatever, birthday cakes are always kinda cutesy. Going to build a bear for your birthday as an adult is weird though, that's like toddler level entertainment. Plus, the whole thing with build a bear is that you're paying for the experience of "adopting" the plush so it's severely overpriced.

No. 5110


I stan Colin the Caterpillar.

I went to build a bear as a wacky teenager and got something, but adults going there is a little strange.
However these two things are making me think I am borderline cow tier now.

No. 5111

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I thought bad arts and crafts was her work

No. 5112

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Ew, try harder

No. 5113

Yeah p much. There's tons of different varients because all the stores do their own versions with different c names but the caterpillar cake is like staple kids party food.

I get that jfashion fans tend to have more 'childish' cakes but they go for cutesy girly shit not this horrible brown log. This is the equivalent of painting your room in block primary colours over like pink with youthful decor or w/e. One is childish in a cute lolita way and the other is just being 5 years old

No. 5114

This looks like a 5 year old made it but she probably gets off on that

No. 5115

File: 1537614463775.jpg (142.34 KB, 720x671, _20180922_120436.JPG)

Jade you are utterly vile. Who broadcasts this information honestly

No. 5116

File: 1537644300184.jpeg (370.02 KB, 750x736, 596A84D4-E916-4F9C-8B30-3326D5…)

Anon you had to include the horrible picture

No. 5117

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I've had this horrid pic from her story in my screenshot folder for like 3 days, but forgot to post it so take it , would be a shame to lose it

No. 5118

> lol aren’t I so quirky
She looks like everyone’s old welsh nan

No. 5119

she looked stinky and greasy but that is disgusting

>#cute #kawaii

No. 5120

File: 1537781427086.jpeg (462.74 KB, 750x929, 6351CFB9-4E4A-4263-BEB5-97B5C3…)

Her art is so bad it’s painful

No. 5121

her and holly should collab they have the same anatomy skills kek

No. 5122

File: 1537810843601.jpg (65.86 KB, 1200x540, collage.jpg)

The only thing I could think about

No. 5123

I mean her art is usually bad but this is worse than usual… I legit thought this must be years old from her

No. 5124

I used to trace parts of images and Frankenstein them together when I was learning how to do digital art and that's exactly what this looks like to me. Especially given the fact that that there are some details that I have definitely seen in other people's art before.

No. 5125

File: 1537867816093.jpg (148.79 KB, 720x890, _20180925_102519.JPG)

The thing about jade is she can put together a decent outfit that is then completely ruined by her face

No. 5126

ngl its not a decent outfit when the whole fucking thing is pink and without the filter is most likely a mishmash of different tones of pink.
Had she chosen white as her base and picked pink accents the outfit wouldn't be ugly but seriously pink from head to toe (atleast in casual clothes like this) just looks bad.

I love me some pink but this is not it.

No. 5127

everything ruins this outfit, including the filter that melds all the colors together
pink vomit everywhere throw in more colors girl

and wear fucking pants for once
that fit

and fix that fucking hair

No. 5128

that fringe oh my god, just shower

No. 5129

this dude like HAVE A SHOWER or she could get dry shampoo like, it's better than nothing there's nothing more frustrating than seeing simple, fixable things being perpetuated. reminds me of pixyteri's mum screaming at her to have a bath, i can smell it from here.
also like the marshmallowness is like malnutrition and laziness screaming through every filter like why even bother.
I want to see this girl glow up so bad. i keep coming back to this thread with a sick wish to see her put some real effort in, knowing it's never coming.

No. 5130

Literally this, how can she be so image conscious and not realise that her hair looks disgusting

No. 5131

File: 1537888777799.jpg (79.38 KB, 1086x710, bubbles-1.jpg)

who she reminded me of immediately

No. 5132

She looks special ed

No. 5133

That's not even one of the good ones. Colin or GTFO.

No. 5134

This is meant to be that Lazy Oaf collection, right? She literally had photos to work from and still produced this.

No. 5135

For real, this is some sad knock off version with a lame clown face

No. 5136

File: 1537925396218.jpeg (620.77 KB, 750x871, 6AAC653B-C9E4-4AC6-A9D4-28115D…)

Why does everything she draws become pudgy jade-core? The drawing is so bizarre

No. 5137

File: 1538049172678.jpeg (148.47 KB, 743x1109, 6202689C-1567-4164-84FC-FA2A37…)

Jades invested 50k? I swear the average university fee per year is 9k? Why is she spending so much money to draw absolute crap?

No. 5138

OT but,tbh….
the source doesn't look that good to begin with, oof this just ugly everything, fashion for you i guess

No. 5139

Shes like the special needs dollar store pixie locks

No. 5140

50k is an exaggeration, but if she gets the biggest loans/accommodation it can result in about 40k+
Sage for ot

No. 5141

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wash your damn hair jade

No. 5142

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No. 5143

File: 1538258281995.jpg (157.18 KB, 720x853, _20180929_225339.JPG)

No. 5144

File: 1538258347581.jpg (98.74 KB, 720x482, _20180929_225319.JPG)


>wants to spend less and be less shallow

>time for a lush bath!!

No. 5145

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No. 5146

She truly is a cow seeking attention, she’s gone religious.

No. 5147

File: 1538469273533.png (934.18 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20181002-093229.png)

Guess our comments about her double chin are getting to her huh

No. 5148

she almost looks cute here if she stands way, way… way back and you keep it a grainy thumbnail

No. 5149

Her hair looks like a peeled greasy cheesestring

No. 5150

she still has a weird prepubescent chubby boy face.

No. 5151

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No. 5152

Now if only our comments about washing her hair would have the same effect

No. 5153

She looks like a chav mom in her 40s, not very kawaii desu

No. 5154

File: 1539041335183.jpg (106.67 KB, 720x953, _20181009_002407.JPG)

What about this isn't comfy she's such a slob lol. It's not that hard to sit down in a pair of kitten heels

No. 5155

None of her clothes fit because she’s in denial

No. 5156

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No. 5157

Is she still with the canadian daddy?


No. 5158

>blurriest photo in the world
>can still see the mascara has run onto her face

No. 5159

She just posted on insta that she's going there for Christmas so… That should be fun

No. 5160

File: 1539517805173.png (928.48 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20181014-113848.png)

That upskirt. At least she knows she's a goblin

No. 5161

When did she take all of the youtube videos down? Theyre gone

No. 5162

I think around summer when she deleted all her tumblr posts

No. 5163

This photo would be cute if it was anyone but her.

No. 5164

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No. 5165

how is it possible to see all of her blocked pores from this far away?

No. 5166

File: 1539798001278.png (415.16 KB, 750x855, Untitled-1.png)

i tried to make her look somewhat normal
couldn't fix where her hand was though

No. 5167

…is that a doll or dolls head as her necklace? Took me a little to figure that out and her accessories look so cheap and flat

No. 5168

>somewhat normal
No offense but you made her look like an overly airbrushed blurry mess.

No. 5169

Maybe I should have said "What she thinks she looks like"?

No. 5170

Dont give her ideas anon now she will start editing herself to look like this

No. 5171

File: 1539881285765.jpeg (153.43 KB, 750x748, A02F3252-86E3-4BEF-9CB3-C676BB…)

Isn’t she a bit tall for this dress?

No. 5172

Placing shoes on top of brand is bad but she needs to stop with the cringe marie stuff

No. 5173


never in my life i've seen such a unfortunate fucking punchable face

No. 5174

She's gonna have her butt hanging out like the whore she is

No. 5175

File: 1539910392686.png (682.1 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20181019-014635.png)

Jade wash your damn hair

No. 5176

File: 1539982786997.jpeg (550.32 KB, 750x933, 3EBC1F9F-CA56-4B5C-815A-447879…)

How is white hair an improvement

No. 5177

kek adding 10 filters and hiding her face doesnt make a difference

No. 5178

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Atleast pretend to try Jade

No. 5179

She is pretty tall. Being too tall in Sweet just makes the dress look like it's a sissy fetish. Not a good look at all. If she wears short dresses all the time at her comm then it must be a sight.

No. 5180

I am super jealous that she owns that dress and she makes it look super horrible, ugh.

No. 5181

don't be jealous anon, it appears on sale constantly and it worth nothing

No. 5182

Isnt that dress supposed to cover the whole arm?

No. 5183

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Sage bc off topic but I thought that this was elizabunnii kek, she must’ve taken tips on oversaturating her pictures to help with the unfortunate face.

No. 5184

Ironically she also used to be part of the same comm that Jade is now in. Must be a trend.

No. 5185

File: 1540207196266.jpg (96.03 KB, 457x640, Marie-Cat-Kiss-Me-Cat-K.jpg_64…)

It's definitely supposed to cover the whole arm. It even looks somewhat baggy on the Japanese model, but on her it's way too small. How big is this girl? Is it a knockoff of the real dress or something?

No. 5186

Not sure if the dress is legit but Jade is actually pretty fucking tall (see >>4711) so its likely just too short all over like her other dresses seem to be.

No. 5187

File: 1540296736156.jpeg (253.96 KB, 750x1053, 9F03DD93-4BE3-42DC-9520-F7ED69…)

Deets on this? Why does she have PR she’s not an influencer in any way

No. 5188

File: 1540412515211.jpg (86.84 KB, 720x372, _20181024_211908.JPG)

God this is awful. Yall ain't a poet jade

No. 5189

> girls and boys that don’t conform to their gender binaries
Jade who are you fooling with this pandering ?

No. 5190

> girls and boys that don’t conform to their gender binaries
Jade who are you fooling with this pandering ?

No. 5191

File: 1540844254912.jpg (81.75 KB, 1080x1350, 44532054_869720373417165_45264…)

Does she ever brush or wash her hair?

No. 5192

Too busy bragging and flexing about her latest purchases or other 'look at me, look at what I got' moments to do that.

No. 5193

File: 1541091360709.jpeg (902.89 KB, 1119x1671, B3F44EE6-9C91-4498-AA05-28E48F…)

How tragic the rest must have looked if this is what „best dressed“ looks like.

No. 5194

She wore this to class oh my God. She’s clearly too big for it, she’s undone the buttons on the sleeves.

No. 5195

Wasnt she just saying she was gonna take control of her finances lol

No. 5196

I dread to think how badly everyone else was dressed if she won or did she get special pity points? Why does the comm let an obvious ddlg fetishist who uses lolita to get off in their comm? The proof is out there

No. 5197

She's asking if anyone wants commissions as she can't afford custom charges on social media so that's a big no.

It looks like a SJW comm that welcomes everyone no matter what, the hugbox type.

No. 5198

She should be kicked out of lolita comms the same as a sissy fetishist should be kicked out

No. 5199

You can now buy Jades art, any takers?

No. 5200

All she does is brag about money as an artist and how everyone wants to work with her. How she supports artists using her commission money and buying art supplies or how things were expensive but worth the 'hefty price'. She's been making public posts lately that reek of narcissism.

No. 5201

Who is buying her art? It looks like every single middle school weebs art

No. 5202

SJWs and Jfash girls who think it's worth the price tag.

No. 5203

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No. 5204

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No. 5205


Humble flexing and ego boosting while charging too much for her small prints as a beginner seller in the first place.

No. 5206

File: 1541942744034.jpeg (260.02 KB, 750x706, 918F3DCE-B522-416E-9FD5-4DB154…)

No one bought your art because it’s bad Jade. No one wants to buy a lopsided picture of an ass.

No. 5207

I bet the £34 was her friends pity buying her art

No. 5208

where was she tabling? most people make £500-£1000 even at normie events.

No. 5209

She charges too much for that small of a print for a first time seller, but she caved in to her snowflake friends and thought her art is worth more than minimum wage. If there's better quality art to purchase at a craft fair like this then she'll lose out on profit, which she did.

No. 5210

How much did she charge for a print? Small prints like that usually sell for £5 or so, but that's what actually good or even just average artists charge. I don't think price is a problem for her, it's just that her art is shit tier

No. 5211

Nearly £10, her style is cookie cutter Tumblr pastel work that is competing against the rest of the clones. Good luck trying to market that.

No. 5212

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No. 5213

No. 5214

File: 1541970813510.jpeg (119.45 KB, 641x641, 1F9D3A09-9FDD-4950-9CD0-6EDADF…)

Why does Jade have such a weird idea of what she looks like?

No. 5215

Who even wants a print of a box of crayons? There's absolutely no appeal

No. 5216

An amputee?

No. 5217

This is a perfect example of "I can't draw hands, so I'll just hide them behind her back." It's sad she's selling her art instead of improving. Actually working on bettering her art would be a better goal.

Also she needs to clean her mirror if she thinks she looks close to that.

No. 5218

This looks like Rosalarian's self insert character from Yu+Me dream but with massive saggy titties

No. 5219

Ignoring everything else, she's not a redhead??

No. 5220

File: 1542107225340.jpeg (506.62 KB, 750x1095, 60A9007C-C0E8-4E5A-932D-69E8E1…)

Why did Jade go to Canada and come back thinking she went to Texas?

No. 5221

She probably went to Alberta.

No. 5222

Why are all of her characters bad self inserts? She wore this outfit

No. 5223

Unearned narcissism?

No. 5224

Haha, I saw her on the weekend, girls a mess

No. 5225

Details? What did she look like?

No. 5226

Clocked her because you can’t help but notice a giant pink abomination squashed into hideous dress, then I realised it was her, really awkward mannerisms, didn’t see her stall though

No. 5227

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No. 5228

Reminds me of a mix between when Pixielocks annoying says “brekkie” instead of “breakfast” and Chris Chan’s feeder sonichu comics

No. 5229

Not to defend Jade, but Christmassy is a very normal thing to say. I’m not sure if it’s an English thing, but it’s not special to Jade.

No. 5230

It's not even December yet. Atleast wait. It's still fall!

No. 5231

She looks like a middle aged mom in her profile picture

No. 5232

Brekkie and Christmassy are both English things, not considered to be cutesy but also not for like, a Lawyer to be saying casually

No. 5233

Looks like shes turning into a munchie and talking about getting a cane

No. 5234

>>5233 this is an image board. post caps.

No. 5235

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Wow, it’s amazing the insane improvement washing your hair can do

No. 5236

Sage for no one cares but brekkie is really old fashioned in the UK now. Its more common in Australia

No. 5237

File: 1544535807788.jpg (184.57 KB, 720x935, _20181211_133957.JPG)

Jade got a vitD deficiency from being a horrible swamp toad that never leaves the house

No. 5238

Literally everyone in the UK has a vitD deficiency.

No. 5239

if she isn't going out in the sun then why can't she do her coursework?

No. 5240

File: 1544672797276.jpg (67.71 KB, 1080x1080, 44847243_516310882182769_16257…)

You forgot to include the grease

No. 5241

Apparently she hasn't washed her hair since she posted this >>5235 18 days ago

No. 5242

Too busy over spending, going out shopping, playing the 'woe is me my life is so hard I have xyz problems please feel sorry for me' card and building up this narcissistic persona to feed her ego. Year 1 of university is the easiest and it's only illustration, it doesn't exactly require major coursework or research. She'd rather focus on her childish art instead.

No. 5243

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Her art is so bad lmao. That heart is like a child made it, and why tf does she draw herself with every hair colour but the one she actually has? Also every day is a mental health day for jade lol

No. 5244

She lives in a safe space bubble where her mental health is an excuse for her to do nothing that she can benefit from. Can't wait for the OTT posts about her perfect life after visiting her obvious DDLG boyfriend in Canada during the holidays. She's already struggling with her first year at art school, she's in for a wakeup call in the last two years of her degree if she thinks her preschool art will land her any decent grades.

No. 5245

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Didn’t they end on bad terms with him screaming at her? Why are they still together?

No. 5246

She's the typical type that seems to just be in a relationship for the sake of it. They get to share her "aesthetic" together, he buys her lots of materialistic things and she brags about him on social media which her followers soak up and gush over like they're a high profile couple which is just pathetic. They see each other about twice a year, which is absolutely pointless, she's always pissing off to Canada, looks like he's not in a hurry to visit her in the UK if he hasn't already. Such true love.

No. 5247

Hes her sugar daddy she won't leave him as long as he keeps buying her expensive gifts

No. 5248

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She saw her daddy again and looks like a man

No. 5249

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No. 5250

See she's hopping on the desperate for attention bandwagon on Instagram with her art and tagging the efamous that have "inspired" her.

No. 5251

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Shes making ripoff AP jewellery now

No. 5252

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Accepting the truth isnt dissociating Jade youre just a joke in the community

No. 5253

She's turning into a classic 'spoonie' and is expecting asspats for everything in her 'hard life' at the moment. She's always moping about her health, how uninspired she feels, how she needs a day to recover, how she treats herself by humble bragging about all of her brand purchases and waffles on when she draws new art. Half of her comm are made up of these types so her personal hugbox is solid for a while. This post is nothing more than another cry for attention to feed her ego.

No. 5254

She must lurk here, she even gave a shoutout.

No. 5255

> my mental health is on the decline
> likes and follows please

No. 5256

She's so transparent. If you ever look at her Instagram stories the asspat entitlement is even larger whenever she speaks about her mental health.

No. 5257

She was talking about having agoraphobia last night on her instagram story. Unfortunately I didn’t get a screenshot in time but she basically said that she went into town, had a panic attack and then went home. That’s really not how agoraphobia works dumbass. She really wants the fucking rare mental disorders because that to me just sounds like anxiety.

No. 5258

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I found the screenshot

No. 5259

>bring it up with my therapist (when I get one)
So basically her 'agarophobia' is self diagnosed, and so are any other mental illnesses she may bring up kek Therapists are pretty stagnant in Norwich, with the only nhs ones I could find, being in Hellesdon, so I doubt she'll actually end up getting one

She's lurked here for a while, she was the one who told the comm that this thread exists, and that members were posting about her (this was posted on the comm >>5013 due my pic dump of her >>4823)

No. 5260

It's a known fact that mental health support isn't too grand in the UK, especially in the East Anglia as they've made the news several times about how broken the system is. She'll be waiting a long time for a therapist, which if she does get one I imagine it'll be weekly updates on her 'journey' to recovery and self exploration plastered all over Instagram. It's just fucking anxiety who she fooling? I despise self diagonised idiots like this.

No. 5261

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No. 5262

This 'I feel sorry for myself' act is getting old. It's like she has multiple different personas on social media. Wonder if she's this bad in her hugbox comm…

No. 5263

She once turned up to a Lolita meet in a tracksuit

No. 5264

Since when were tracksuits Lolita and at a meet of all things wtf.

No. 5265

Nobody cares about her outfits they just keep her around to laugh and spill milk here. She cant even get that right.

No. 29441

Seeing her complaining about university on her story is so typical. She’s gone for illustration, she’s hardly being challenged.

No. 29601

She has the nerve to post about being grateful for a roof over her head, having heating and the necessities on Instagram, then complains about her minimal effort degree at university like a spoilt child.

Be thankful you can even attend university Jade because many young people can't even do that or find a job. What a hypocrite. Life is going to hit her hard when she graduates, that's if she even reaches that far at this rate. She wants the easy ride out when illustration coursework isn't difficult at all. All that time wasted on social media and lurking around here could be spent actually being a successful student who's not some whiney spoonie twat.

No. 29707

Does anyone know her family situation? She’s never posted about her family, apart from the fact her parents are cool with her running away to Canada to meet older men

No. 29715

She only ever posts about her mother when she buys her gifts. She went on and on about that overrated pink Kanken backpack that she got as an early present for her birthday or something. Jade is too busy to mention her family because all she cares about is herself and either humble bragging or complaining about her privileged life.

No. 31393

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Where does her face end and her neck begin? It looks like its melting

No. 31394

She looks like a worm

No. 31395

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No. 31397

i cannot tell what kind of style she's going for, there's just so much that's bad about this. and honestly, she looks terrible, but i feel like her face kind of needs glasses.

also, britanons, what's up with you guys and marie? is it like a law to own an article of clothing with her featured on it?

No. 31447

It's weird, most of them are Disneyfags so it seems Marie is like the go to character because she's a cute & sassy cat which suits their "aesthetic". They're all attached to Lazy Oaf as well which is a overrated and expensive brand that they all seem to need items of clothing from to show off. Every single one of them lacks originality and thinks their style is unique.

No. 31462

She fits the pastel „aesthetic“ and is easily accecable since primark sells a lot of things with her printed on.

No. 31466

the lazy oaf community is far worse for labels then the Lolita community, most lazy oaf clothing breaks after a single wear, but costs the same as high end brands

No. 31467

Marie has a ton of primark merch and I think lazy oaf followed suit?? So it's just accessible more than anything. As both a weeb and Disney nerd idk anyone who really has strong feelings for the aristocats lol

No. 31500

There is so much wrong here, does she think this looks good just because its all pink and has marie on it? It looks shapeless and lumpy

No. 31616

She's changed her name, do you think that's an attempt to separate herself from this thread? It looks like she's trying to loose weight too.

No. 31641

whats the new name?

No. 31643

This image burned my eyes

No. 31645


No. 31646

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For £15 you’d think she’d throw in a neck

No. 32092

A bust literally describes the presence of a torso jade

No. 32219

$15 for the same face with different eye colors and hair styles, nice.

No. 32661

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Pretty sure that skirt is from one of those cheap cosplay seifukus lmao.

No. 33725

Wonderful panty shots on her Instagram today, absolutely disgusting

No. 35072

Does anyone know if she has downs syndrome or some other type of special needs? Looking at her pictures gives me that vibe


No. 35119

As far as we know she’s just ugly

No. 36029

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No. 36186

She looks filthy all of the time

No. 36278

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She posted on her Instagram how much she edits photos, I’d hate to think how dirty she looks in real life

No. 36294

The straps on that bag are disgusting. There's no excuse for it as it looks washable.

No. 36307

Jesus Christ why would you make public how covered in dirt and grime all your shit is (as a way to brag??)

No. 36313

It's bloody bad editing if you can barely tell what the picture's meant to be

No. 36330

All that filtering and she can't stop her hair and face from looking greasy. These poor clothes look like they belong to a homeless person.

No. 36332

Is she rolling around on the ground or something wtf

No. 36555

I really hope she gets milkier so she can get a new thread bc I fucking hate her ugly face on the OP, makes me wanna punch her.

To be more on topic, I don't understand how she can post things like that and think it looks good. Everything just looks dusty and disgusting, and her "editing" is nothing more than upping the brightness to 100% and slapping five different filters on it.

No. 38015

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Her head is tiny for her body, shes looking like momokun

No. 38017

That skirt is heinously short. It's shirt length. The horizontal lines on the top of tights are not supposed to be shown like that either.

No. 38019

Imagine the amount of people who were flashed by her

No. 38023

It's not short, it's just too small for her so it's riding up to her waist. This is definitely not a look, and I say this as a fellow short-skirt wearer

No. 38050

She looks drunk here, like the level of drunk where one starts to be unsteady on their feet. Her poses can only be explained by that.

No. 38079

You can see the control tops of her tights, that is so gross.

Also nothing in this outfit goes together, i count four different shades of pink plus black tights and brown shoes???

No. 38161

Her head is so small on a huge body, her neck blends into her face, none of the pink shes wearing match, her hair looks greasy and balding. I would mistake this for a tranny if I saw it in person. Anons in the thread who go to her meets does she look this odd in person?

No. 38164

she looks a lot worse

No. 38165

Any time she posts anything now I'm just wondering how dirty it actually is

No. 38179

anyone see her hospital post?

No. 38186

either sage or drop caps dummy this is an imageboard

No. 38207

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I can see her turning into a munchie, she gets that sweet attention and was making posts about getting a cane a few months ago and doesnt need one

No. 38374

She's been posting about her hospital visit and the mystery pain everywhere. Definitely munchie in the making happening here.

No. 39224

Anyone else notice when she orders a new dress it just happens to arrive right before an event she's attending? That she has to pay the custom's fee just in time to have it for that occasion? What are the odds that every order she does just happens to arrive 24 hours ahead of a comm meet? So many lies there.

No. 40239

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Shes learning how to wash her hair but her face still looks like a potato

No. 40247

Girl would really benefit from a longer skirt and a neutral color. Can't make it all pink it just looks all off especially with that ruffled cardigan

No. 40302

She’s started buying expensive Ted Baker dresses and showing them off on her instagram. Her new aesthetic seems to be “I’m pretending to be rich and classy”.

No. 40334

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The resemblance is uncanny

No. 40388

…anyone know what brand that bag is? I kinda like it ngl

No. 40393

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I like it too anon, I tried to find it and I think it might be this one? But I’m not sure!

No. 40455

Too bad that its going to be filthy like the rest of her clothes in no time judging by >>36278

No. 41864

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Trying to fish for sympathy because some "chavvy" mums insulted her. She leaves the house looking filthy and dresses like an ageplayer what does she expect. Real lolitas in her comm are ashamed to be seen with her

No. 42037

She removed the chav term as someone pointed out how hypocritical it was to use the stereotype and talk bad about the women who apparently put her down when she and her comm pals know nothing about them. Her comm is judgemental and take the piss out of other people who are considered "normal" but don't like it when it happens to themselves out in public when dressed in Lolita, so no wonder why she blends right in.

No. 42046

Chav is considered a classist term in England too and many controversies have been caused by the term. Nice one Jade with the classism to go with her pretending to be rich aesthetic.

No. 42068

She tried to backpedal and claim she is from a low income family and lived in a council house to make it look like she cared lmao. Well done there, they could have been working mums on a day off for all she knew.

No. 42227

She gets spoiled by her mommy and goes on constant shopping sprees what kind of low income family is that?

No. 42231

Must be the income of a typical self entitled and delusional cow. She's pampered and in her 20's yet she acts like a teenager who can't fend for herself. The constant need for reassurance and validation on social media is obsessive whenever something doesn't go right in the amazing life of Jade. Not surprising however for someone who's friends with other cows from here on Facebook that all behave in the same way.

No. 42527

Looks like she's trying to sell some of her clothes as she's lacking funds. Maybe if she stopped trying to live up this "champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget" aesthetic mess to look pretty on Instagram then she would have more money. Life after uni is going to hit her hard when those loans dry up.

No. 43804

I feel sorry for anyone who bought her dirty clothes. We all know she keeps them filthy.

No. 43951

She's definitely a spoonie. She posted last month about having to go gluten and dairy free when actually she doesn't have it at all after she went back to the doctor recently. Then proceeds to go on Instagram and claims she's not looking for sympathy and only wants to vent.

People who self diagnose and play the pity card are a menace to society.

No. 44044

Months ago she posted about needing and looking for a cane and hasn't been using one, so much for "needing" a cane.

No. 44056

She's so full of shit. There's quite a few disabled Lolitas in her comm judging by photos, she should be ashamed of herself.

No. 44190

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Took a swing at shopping her into how I imagine she sees herself(fanart)

No. 44365

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Jade's insta is so incredibly washed out. I know it's so she can hide all the dirt and grime but it's really no better

No. 44367

What is this supposed to be?

No. 44390

""Comfy pyjamas"" but it may as well be men's swimwear from the 1920s

No. 44584

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No. 45136

the guy behind her is doing her style way better kek

No. 45536

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who wants to make guesses on what she’s bought? student loan is meant to be for living costs…

No. 45555

Car perhaps?
Her loan amount will be around £2000 maximum

No. 45567

It will be something shallow like a designer handbag. Car is too practical

She looks like someones grandma going through a crisis

No. 45613

She confirmed it's a bag on her Instagram story but hasn't specified what kind of bag.

No. 45737

I think its going to be one of the Chanel bags. If so she must get a big student loan payout since it will have cost around £3000

No. 45767

Jade is so predictable. If shes spending her loan on a designer handbag where are her study, rent, food and life expenses coming from?

No. 45796

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especially considering she posted on facebook complaining about someone else spending loads of money on frivolous stuff

No. 45832


No one would spend that much from their student loan at once unless it was the fees for tuition being deducted!

No. 46171

Seems like Jade doesnt have to worry about that, I bet her mommy is paying it and shes leeching the student loan money to spend on larping being high class. She needs to learn to wash her hair before she spends on designer handbags

No. 46276

In the UK tuition is separate and goes straight to the uni. The loan is maintenance (rent, food etc). She says she's dipped into savings too to either live or pay for the bag.

No. 46283

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Stay classy, Jade

No. 46284

If you consistently washed your hair, things wouldn't be as bad

No. 46285

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Dropped image

No. 46292

She always does this edgy trash pose and it's just cringe. It's like she needs 100% attention at meets by acting like some Tumblr child. The last meet she up and left halfway through apparently because of her 'health' problems. Nobody must have been paying enough attention to her which is more likely the cause.

No. 46324

She is ruining this photo for everybody else who is posing nicely, nobody told her to stop? I would get her kicked from my meet if she acted this immature and ruined our group shots

No. 46343


It's a SJW comm so can hardly see them saying no to anything.

No. 46362

It‘s a second hand chanel tote bag. I‘d send you our chat but don‘t wanna out myself.

No. 46376

In a way haven't you already out yourself by specifying what the chat was about? Especially as it's a second hand bag which she hasn't spoke about yet. Now she'll know who roams here from her comm.

No. 46390

if it’s a fb chat everybody else’s messages are on the left side so you can narrow down people p easily. but without a screenshot there’s a lot of potential candidates depending how big her comm is

No. 46391

She seems to be have many online friends but doesn't seem the type to regularly speak with them all. Could be her comm, could be the other Jfashion groups she's part of. Either way narrowing down to it being a second hand bag I doubt she's told alot about it as she's kept it oddly hush hush on Instagram like it's the biggest life changing purchase of a century. Clearly she's told someone she confided in, so to OP who posted about it watch yourself.

No. 46490

I love the part where she calls it a celebratory purchase and then doesnt specify what shes celebrating at all because there is nothing to celebrate. Jade your life is sad and Chanel handbags arent going to fix it.

No. 52384

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No. 52386


She literally sounds like a narc. It's like reading a fairytale story with how they portray their lives. So in a couple of years time it seems she wants be a uwu kawaii pink lifestyle housewife blogger in Canada with her boyfriend.

It's a different ball in the court when living together with someone immediately in a new country that you've only spent months at a time with over the course of a couple of years. Judging by her past Insta stories of her bawling her eyes out he also sounds like a cunt, or unless she's just as bad in the relationship.

Good luck there.

No. 52403

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You missed the first part of the post.

No. 52449

Absolute Mickey tier

No. 52456


Funny you say that as she's friends with her on Facebook and has shared some of her posts before.

No. 52475

A classy Chanel bag won't change the Jade we've seen on Tumblr before she erased that part of her life, or so we reckon. >>4760 >>4693 >>4838

No. 52659

So is she trying to live that katiebabydoll lifestyle of being a „luxury“ lolita who lives off her husband.

No. 52762

This is painful and embarrassing to read. Shes bought a bag and shes acting like shes accepting an award. Her life is so sad and shallow behind her bragging and heavily filtered photographs filled with dirt. Sad.

Jade needs to wake up to reality soon because things will go sour fast with the Canadian sugar daddy. They couldnt even hold it together when they spent a few weeks around eachother and he will get fed up of her selfish demanding narc attitude after enough time.

No. 52769

She doesn't even have a job or ever had one from look of things. She's living in a bubble if she thinks 'saving' up for her next big step in life is relying on her student finance funds, things she sells quickly because that's how materialistic she is and pocket money made from her commissions. She's a blinded art university student who doesn't have a clue about the real world and heavily needs fancy items to make her feel validated. Her boyfriend won't be having any of that bullshit in Canada that's for sure.

No. 52984

She has posted before about having tard rages like over christmas he visited her and she made his life hell. On the next trip she posted >>4960 this is normal for her. She seems very clingy and demanding and exhausting. He seems like a normal guy and escaping from her grasps won't be difficult when they live countries apart. All she can do is sperg about him online if he breaks up with her. She is not making it to move in with him, they can never get along without an incident when they spend any little bit of time together. She overshares and is a joke among other UK lolita communities.

No. 53076

She's selling Lolita pieces just so she can afford to go to London this week. Priorities already in the right place of course. Their relationship won't last and this 'saving' is nothing more than an idea. She's been humble bragging ever since she announced about her Chanel bag purchase, like it's a life changing experience and she's still just an ordinary girl on what she calls that champagne budget. It's actually sad.

No. 53093

That bag will look like >>36278 soon if she actually uses it.

No. 53097

How could she even think about selling this filth?

No. 53187

I cant imagine the stench and dirt that must be on those lolita clothes she probably stretches them too, who would buy from her?

No. 53839

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You'd think she'd met the Queen

No. 53853

She's obsessed with visiting places in London that suit her luxury pink aesthetic where every other generic Instagram wannabe influencer goes to.

No. 53857

How does she think she's gonna maintain this luxury glam pink aesthetic when she looks so fucking busted just standing still?

No. 54274

That sweater looks like shes busting it open with her arms and she looks like the hulk stood next to this lady. Who is it and why is it a big deal to her?

No. 54278


Peggy Porschen is the owner of that gorgeous pink cake shop and cafe in London. It’s overpriced as fuck and everyone goes there to stand in the doorway of the shop for gram pics. Also to take pictures of their cakes. I’ve never been but I really want to go because it does look pretty af. But there are other cafes like frey cafe, elan cafe for example that look just as good.

No. 54328

Don't bother; for expensive and pretty cake Laduree is a much better experience.

No. 54346

Her hair either looks like a dry haystack on her head or grease covered with no inbetween. Sis shave it all off and start fresh.

No. 54500


been and done Laduree it was alright but the cake tasted like perfume

No. 55864

All of a sudden I do not want that Ted Baker Sakarie sweater anymore

No. 55957

She tries so hard to look high class but her outfits are just a weeaboos rendition of high class. That hair is tragic.

No. 56091


After seeing them on those big fat arms im not surprised

No. 56611

She's trying to emulate the style of pink/~luxury~ instagrammers like freddiemylove, xsakisaki, arisucookie etc

No. 60538

This is the best her hair has looked in the entire thread and it looks so damaged, what is she doing to it?

No. 60553

Looks like too much exposure to heat from a hair dryer or straighteners, possibly both.

No. 73482

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No. 73492

She really isn’t suited for this type of fashion her fucking double chin is melded to the shape of her face so she looks like a dinner plate

No. 73503

What fashions compliment a double chin? I'm curious.

No. 73516

Neckbeard kei

No. 73522

honestly if that was me I would just wear a scarf Emilia Fart style to cover up my chin lol

No. 73538

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No. 73540

honestly is she getting fatter? that double chin isnt even a chin anymore, there’s nothing to define it. it’s a sack hanging off her face

No. 73541

compare these two images holy shit

No. 73848

Her overuse of blurring filters in beauty apps isnt helping the double chin situation, its blending out any definition at all

No. 74497

Idk if this has been said before (I'm still halfway through the thread) but does anyone get the feeling her new designer stint has something to do with Arisucookie? I've seen a lot of himekaji/lolita girls following her lead by getting into designer brands and I couldn't help but see the similarities. I must admit it's interesting seeing someone this unwashed holding a chanel bag for clout lmao

No. 74748

didn’t she do shitty fan art of her?

so I guess that’s a yes to being inspired by all the pink lux accounts

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