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BEFORE POSTING: READ RULES BEFORE POSTING. NO MOONIE VENDETTA POSTING. NO CHEST NITPICKING. NO DE-SHOPPING OR FAN ART. DO NOT REPOST PHOTOS, USE POST LINKS. DO NOT COWTIP, THAT INCLUDES REACHING OUT TO SPONSORS OR COMMENTING ON SOCIAL MEDIA. ARCHIVE LINKS AND SAGE ALL THINGS NON-MILK. IF LORI MAKES YOU ANGRY ENOUGH TO A-LOG OR BLOG POST, GET A THERAPIST AND MEDICATION. NOBODY CARES, YOU'RE UNHINGED. IGNORING THESE RULES WILL RESULT IN BANS. INTRODUCTION
Lori Cerda, known as Lori Lewd or Usagi Kou, is a 36-year-old photoshop addicted pro-ana costhot and anime fictionkin (otakukin for the oldfags) from New York state. With 20+ years of lunacy behind her, farmers have been working together diligently to stitch together the madness into a coherent timeline. Lots of interactions and receipts have been lost to time, either deleted or made private, keep that in mind as we continue.
Lori got her start as a rabid Sailor Moon cosplayer in the early aughts which launched her into infamy and Moonie drama that lasted for over 10 years alone. In Summary; a well-liked, cute and young cosplayer that wowed people as Sailor Moon had one of the hardest and fastest falls from grace. It’s a story rife with lies, theft, squatting, cheating, jealousy, cult-like behavior and lots of violence. To put it lightly, it blew apart the entire Sailor Moon community in the US and honestly, the news carried across the world. The juxtaposition of Usagi and Lori piqued the interest of many people. Some might call her one of the OG cosplay lolcows. After becoming a joke to the majority of the US cosplay community Lori dropped her Usagi shtick, married a few times and stayed mostly quiet.
2017 changed all that when Lori met Kevin “Skye” Hanft. Once the two cosplayers met and fell in love, Lori quickly reverted to her past behaviors and became Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx. Her current phase she has described herself as “14 yr old boy” and “spicy loli gremlin elf bb succubus” She cosplays mainly as Saber from Fate as well as random My Hero Academia characters to cash in on that hype train. Recognizing her status as a complete has-been, Lori prefers to focus on porn and only does half-assed couple cosplay with Kevin at conventions. Kevin feeds Lori’s delusions and is a whole cow on his own. He serves as her meal ticket and guard dog. At the first sign of any inconvenience or drama, Lori will blow the whistle and sick her dog. If you lurk long enough you will spot a wild Kevin masquerading as anon. Do not interact. He is retarded and he will spend his time trying to track you down. He has a documented history of digitally stalking commenters, accusing them of being anons or Momokun/Vamplette and threatening suicide/murder.
Over the last three years, Lori has amassed over 130k followers (through purchasing bots) and currently is partnered with miccostumes (@miccosgirls) and several dropship scam stores. She is often reposted and hyped up by Dolls Kill, YRU and their sister companies. Her past partners include Bisou Lovely, Rave Wonderland, Ardani Studios and Lewd Complex. Her current “dream” is to become a NEET e-girl, the kind that can bankroll a D-list celebrity lifestyle with the work ethic of Shayna Clifford. When Lori isn’t crashing the Meitu servers overseas or begging online, she can be found at her local Round1 screeching at Kevin to win her pretty princess toys lest he get the hose, again.
Previous Thread (#12: >>>/w/175556
Vintage Milk:>Textbook ugly-duckling-turned-mega-bitch after high school>Claimed ‘super abusive’ parents were the absolute most evilest pplz evar and she had to constantly be living on someone's couch to flee the violence>Known pathological liar, her entire cosplay career was a farce built upon other seamstresses work and props>Abused partners emotionally and physically, breaking peoples belongings when she throws temper tantrums, threatening rape allegations and suicide>Mooched off friends and family (living rent free and destroying peoples homes with her trash, indoor smoking, making them buy her things, forcing them to sleep on floors and go without bedding, etc.)>Manipulated teenagers, mentally ill/handicapped cosplayers and any others she deemed “beneath” her into false friendships>Had a rap for being a nymphomaniac, or at very least hypersexual, often pressuring people into sleeping with her when she wanted it. Many times it was in public, at cons or restaurants and other extremely inappropriate spaces.>Held vendettas against better cosplayers, sex workers and artists.>Used her many livejournals to harass and slander other cosplayers like Zan for existing in the community and cosplaying>Her ex-husband raped a developmentally challenged friend of Lori’s and when she found out she pressured the victim, “C”, into suicide. “C” then attempted by taking pills and drinking alcohol. Luckily, “C” survived. She never apologized or tried to right this situation.>Went through husbands like pantyhose and typically only married for housing and money.>Has only ever worked as a cringe cam whore and retail worker (unkown sex shop in WA then Forever 21 in UT)
Condensed Milk from the 10’s:>Self-identifies as a Loli, shares Lolicon on Twitter and follows pedophiles back on IG and Twit>Racist anachan with high-school mean girl tendencies>Painful failtroll with a history of trying to troll /cgl/ and /w/>Forced bf Kevin to self harm to prove his loyalty when she found out he had a female friend she didn’t know well>She cheated on him anyways and used his car to go do it>Both her and Kevin lurk their own thread and Momokun’s>They break up and make up constantly, almost every other day>Kins Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx, truly believes she is her and that the studio copied her to create her likeness>”vampire blood” “anime features” and ”good genes” something something>Will relentlessly tear down other cosplayers who do any cosplay better than her>”Suffers” from an Eating Disorder and body checks in every post>Queen of fucked up Meitu baby face shoops>Edits herself skinnier all over despite wearing XS-S clothing>Panders to pedophiles and degenerates without shame despite having many underage followers>Spends her life fetishizing East Asian culture heavily, specifically Japan, somehow still butchers Romaji>E-begs for money and subs EVERY SINGLE DAY>Abandoned her old terminally ill cat so she could have ferrets. The cat died alone without care>Claimed her ferrets were seriously ill and couldn’t go to a vet, got money and then ended up buying new DollsKill and a new weed vape cart>Kevin lost $300 randomly and vaguely blamed it on Momokun’s friends when it was really just Lori>Kevin has a running delusion that fellow cows Mariah (Momokun) and Vamplette are the OPs of every farm thread and are solely responsible for the surfacing of her past>Lori undoubtedly sowed this seed to use as a deflection, she continually brings it up and talks to Kevin about it publicly even when it’s not related to anything at the moment
Last Milk Delivery:>Kevin being Kevin, on his goldfag vibe, breh >>>/w/175861 >Here’s him skating and hanging out with his new friends 10 years his junior >>>/w/176162 >Kevin has friends? BLOCKEDT >>>/w/176185 >IRL Kirko Bain, every day. These two just can’t leave the house without being assaulted with compliments and celebrity comparisons >>>/w/176211 >The beginning of Lori’s never ending pool brag >>>/w/176381 by the way did you know she has a heated pool and you don’t? Cause you’re poor and jealous of her?>JUMPSCARE filter glitch >>>/w/176495 >Embarrassed by her studio, Lori takes to the foyer to act like it’s part of her home you can’t see >>>/w/176640 >For the low price of $1000 you can own a moldy cosplay set made by Kevin! It’s only old and rotting in storage, should be fine. 1k OBO >>>/w/176739 >Meanies online are why Lori and Kevin don’t have anyone but themselves, of course >>>/w/176764 guess how fast THAT was deleted>Rare sight of Kev looking like a person enjoying himself >>>/w/176938 >baby touch >>>/w/176945 >Some person unintentionally calls out Lori and Kev for their shoops saying they didn’t even know it was them despite having just seen them in their workplace >>>/w/176967 >Coomer forum replies grow >>>/w/177173 the scrotes are not happy >>>/w/177400 >Having a crisis? Feeling isolated? Dejected? Dating got you down? Well, just fly states over to go to Lori’s apartment’s public pool….. cause… i honestly think she just wants to say she has a pool every time she opens her mouth >>>/w/177514 >Farmer got dm caps of the worker describing what the two shitbirds look like irl >>>/w/177836 >ｈｏｍｉｅ ｈｏｍｉｅ ｍａｃａｒｏｎｉ >>>/w/177886 >beep beep, a scrote didn’t want to buy Lori’s nudes so she harassed his wife who was also laughing at her and got BTFO, ran to facebook to gather more people to harass these random people that found her public profiles >>>/w/177935 >In a pathetic attempt to fool people into thinking anybody talks to her, Lori flexes a Halloween party invite >>>/w/178173 given to them… by the apartment staff… for the complex’s Halloween Party….>Little leprechaun man dons the cat ears and whinnies >>>/w/178387 >Lori can’t fathom people being hateful, specifically about other people's bodies. She doesn’t care about anyone's waistline or face. She’s above that. She’s nice >>>/w/178413 >Lori screeches at Bank of America’s twitter for helping children get school laptops but not helping HER out so she can buy more shoes and funnel cakes >>>/w/178523 >She’s increasingly more desperate for a sucker and a way out of UT >>>/w/178639 >Kev FINALLY launches his YouTube >>>/w/179127 >Sexy Anime Guy returns >>>/w/179156 >Lori felt left out now that anons were roasting Kevin, so she cried about teh haterz being jelleh while she glows up >>>/w/179192 >The jelly sperg continues, Lori thinks she should be cast in a Netflix special about cosplay so she can spill all the milk >>>/w/179193 >An example of some of the comments Lori has been wiping immediately >>>/w/179326 and >>>/w/179347 >ｈｏｍｉｅ░ｈｏｍｉｅ░ｍａｃａｒｏｎｉ░Λ░Ｒ░Λ░Λ░Ｒ░Λ >>>/w/179422 >Lori has a …..calf!?! >>>/w/179853 >Kevin exposes Lori in his board pics, looking ghoulish and greasy as ever >>>/w/180141 >ｗｈｅｎｅｒ ｗｈｉｎｎｅｒ ｃｈｉｃｋｅｎ ｔｄｈｉｎｎｅｒ >>>/w/180225 >God Anon unearths this cow’s Official Anthem; Sitting In The Stars by Kevin Hanft >>>/w/180354 >Holy Shit, is that Christopher Lloyd doing a fucking boardslide right now? >>>/w/180941 >HeY hOmIeS dId U kNoW tHitH bIkInI izMaDe fRoM WadDerBodlEs?? >>>/w/181170 her sad attempt at advertising Towers Swimwear for DollsKill>The psycho admits she hates children, legitimately >>>/w/181523 >Halloween is over, get off our front porch you freaks >>>/w/181629 oh sorry I guess that's Legend of Zelda “cosplay” >>>/w/181659 >Ferrets are still nowhere to be seen, by the way. Take note of that.
Tuck your love handles back into your sweatpants and ready your twitter fingers, the begging, seizing, skating and neighing resumes now on thread #13!
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YouTube videos:>VangelinaSkov's videoshttps://youtu.be/-NEe9fNpJckhttps://youtu.be/QA3KkpGqNQo>Buffering Cat's breakdownhttps://youtu.be/UQnAt7LE5qg>Lori's racismhttps://youtu.be/YZxL8nEYRqs
Links:>Monster Girl Vibes: https://www.facebook.com/iota02/>Lori’s FB: https://www.facebook.com/LoriLewd>Lori’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iota_zerotwo/>Kevin’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adollaskye/>Kevin’s FB : https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hanft.5>Kevin’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Krook3dKev>Kevin’s cosplay FB: https://www.facebook.com/adollaskye>Twitter: https://twitter.com/iota_zerotwo>DA: https://www.deviantart.com/kou-usagi>Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/usagikou>OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/monstergirl>Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/LoriLewd>Amazon Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1K5H3M8IH92VA/?ref_=lol_ov_le
Archived Milk:>pockybox investigationshttps://web.archive.org/web/20070208232936/http:/www.sm.mypockybox.com/drama.php>wank about the rape incident https://web.archive.org/web/20130311093424/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/685335.html?thread=63139863>usagi’s wank page http://web.archive.org/web/20110908004206/http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Usagi_Kou>tgtn attesting to Lori's cancerous naturehttps://tgtncomic.tumblr.com/post/57192523712/long-rant-on-usagi-kou>Djranma’s site https://web.archive.org/web/20070807233745fw_/http://www.djranmas.net/html/lori_cerda/main.htm>Lori's psycho response to Scott's confessionhttp://web.archive.org/web/20070211111059/http:/djranmas.net/media/LoriSide.mp3>cringe engagement video posted by Kevinhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BzwvIZGD9My/>cringe ED articlehttps://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Usagi_Kou>the sailor moon moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXxSqm6eVR0&feature=youtu.be
Misc.:>Lori’s KF threadhttps://kiwifarms.net/threads/lori-cerda-usagi-kou-zero-two-lori-lewd-lori-lune.82745/>Forbidden Spicy Imgur folder for the lulzhttps://imgur.com/a/GPobLfz
What farmers sarcastically call Kevin, stands for Bishounen or “pretty boy”.>Spicy / Forbidden Spice
This is what Lori calls OnlyFans because she believes her saying the words “OnlyFans” ruin her reach, it’s totally not because it’s her.>Looni
One of Lori’s many nicknames based on her short-lived “Lori Lune” phase.>Sempai / Baka / Onichan
Lori can’t speak or sound out Japanese for the life of her so this is what she spits out, it is always inaccurate and unironic.>BB / Loli / Gremlin
These are terms Lori uses to infantilize and objectify herself. She has an obsession with being a loli, she is an unapologetic autopedophile.>MooMoo
This is Lori’s dog whistle for farmers. (ex. “Hi MooMoo~” “I’m a cute MooMoo”) It recognizes her status as a cow and she thinks it’s a reclamation that gives the term less power over her. (Spoiler: it doesn’t do anything but make it worse)>MooMooKunt
Lori’s pet name for her girl crush Momokun>Merp/Derp/Beep/Boop
Lori mentally has regressed to a 12 year old, resulting in her using meme lingo from decades ago. She still thinks it is not only relevant but cute and charming.>Haters
Anyone, seriously anyone, who has anything critical to say about Lori in any respect. Comments about Lori that are not worshipping her will be blocked or the users will be harassed for days on end by Kevin and Lori.>”HIM BEAUTIFUL”
Lori’s eloquent defense of Kevin’s looks.>Homie homie macaroni/potato
Psychobabble that dribbles from the witches gaping maw
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Kevin skating, posted today.
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So much more space in her new place yet no room for a "homie" to stay over and visit?
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She looks weird here. Also no belly button ???
Hey Lorena, why the longgggg face?
She’s been shrinking her head on meitu so often than when she posts her real head it looks abnormally horse like.
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They're buying nudes that actually appeal to them? Nobody wants your weird ass nudes, Lori.
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Theres something gross about the thigh area in this pic. I love how she caved and finally showed how freaking tiny her place is.
She already tried everything and failed her whole life. Using sex and marriage didn't stop men from leaving her.
Her catfish troon grift is on its last legs, on her way to 40 and begging to eat dollar ramen.>>182422
She has no thigh gap but ties everything tighter to make one. Seems she rearranged the furniture for this shot from Kevvy's spot because the background is a mess.
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Lori is not self aware at all and it’s embarrassing. Most of the milk said about her has proof or Kevin posted it himself, is this a diss at Kevin?
She’s completely skinnyfat with no muscle tone whatsoever. She thinks being skinny makes her hot but sad flabby dough bodies are never attractive no matter their size. Healthy humans who look like they actually move
occasionally are attractive. Hilariously, she posted a video of her “swimming” the other day - she does a sad doggy paddle from one side of the hot tub to the other (who “swims” in a hot tub?).
I also can’t believe that this is the home of a woman who is nearing 40. No television, nowhere to sit and eat, just a couch that she herself admitted is too small to even lay down on and is covered in plushies, an ugly coffee table that she spreads her ass cheeks on, and a cheap pink vanity that should be in the bedroom but it’s doubtful at this point if they even have one. This is so pathetic.
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(like so) This is from an article with a title "Japanese bleak capsule hotels…" kek
I saw another picture of this outfit with her sitting and she looked so doughy and you can see she really edits the body. It didnt look like the same body as the rest of the set. She looked really thick.>>182452
This is so Lori telling herself she's fine and everyone who hates or dislikes her has a problem. Your right though, she's so unaware she doesnt think someone nearly 40 posting fake pictures in a room fit for a toddler isnt weird and sad instead of living an actual life with career, friends and family.>>182460
I'm certain there is no bedroom at this point. The area we dont see is a washer/dryer hookup and the bathroom door. With the ceiling sloped the room looks much smaller than I thought too.
This place looks so uncomfortable. A real couch with a pullout bed and wall mounted tv makes more sense than this crap. Then instead of pilling junk on the counter 2 kitchen bar stools and a little wall art. Her taste sucks. The coffee table is farmhouse, the vanity is amazon cheap teenagers room and that "couch" belongs in the garbage.
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Samefag, found it. Obviously not fat but definitely skinny fat and compared to >>182422
the body is much poochier in the lower half, proportions of the upper and lower body dont match and the hideous ruffle is hiding some love handles. She doesnt have an awful body by any means but to me she looks like a middle aged woman and the filters dont hide that.
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>lots of new unedited stuff on the feed
>you give sub
Jesus this is sad.
Anachans ITT need to stop wishing fat on her, it will never happen or she would have been fat already, she knows how to calorie control clearly.
However she WILL become lined and haggard soon (if she isn't already, hard to tell with filters) because she smokes and smears makeup on her face every day and probably doesn't take vitamins or eat real food.
Looks like the same garbage she always wears. The straps are so tacky. Why cant she ever pic an actual outfit? Oh why does her bikini area always look so weird? >>182821
She doesnt look thin or ana anymore. She looks easy 135 here >>182524
That stomach looks round. This >>182422
looks so blurred around the thighs too. I dont think shes fat, or thin but I think shes fatter than she filters herself.
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Exactly, people are getting confused by her edits.
Did I say she was ana? No I didn't
Who cares if she gained 10 or 15 pounds over a few years, the fact is she will never blimp out like Shay or Moo so I don't know why you tards always nitpick. Literally focus on anything else about her, you only out yourself when you talk about how fat she is when she is clearly of normal weight.
The irony of "outing yourself" when you talk a certain way….
You gotta do better than that if you're going to attempt to blend in
Look if you want to think I'm Lori that is your problem.
All I am saying is that this thread is filled to the brim with people constantly nitpicking her weight when
1. there are way more milky things to talk about and
2. it is obviously more about trying to knock her down a peg than it is about documenting real noticeable weight gain
This is a massive problem as a whole on this site and it is just embarassing and weird at this point. If you want to make fun of real fat people why not just make a thread about an actual fat person?
Yes I am mad, because this is one of my top tier cow threads and you guys constantly fag it up all the time.
Exactly! That's why it's a topic of interest in the thread. >>182939
Well you can just not comment if you dont like it instead of carrying on. So the threads filled with nitpicks? It's also being filled with complaints about nitpicks, that's pointless. Your complaining about people mucking up the thread while your doing the same. Read and move on makes more sense.
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Apparently Kevie always hated his voice. He didnt hate it enough to post his vocals on sound cloud though. Maybe recent uncovering of his "music" has him feeling 8nsecure.
Sounds like a personal trigger
on your end, and this thread ain't about you (unless you are Lori or Kevin).
And seconding what >>182950
said. It's discussed because of what Lori "prides" herself on and the fact that she's constantly calling others fat. So yeah, it's gonna be discussed.
I’m with you Nona. The milk on Lori dried up five threads ago. It’s just regurgitated nit picks on her filters and the same comments on her “tacky” plastic clothes over, and over, and over again.
I only come to this thread to laugh at the long term posters that still sperg out each time Lori posts to IG. The autism and mental illness in this thread is milkier than than the cow herself.
This post will also set them off. They can’t help themselves but to reply and accuse me of being Lori. Grab some popcorn and watch them reeee Nona. It’s where the real entertainment remains on this thread. Their day to day is reliant on every tiny move Lori or Kevin makes.
This. Loony has been meticulously editing herself and is easily triggered
by the reality of being fat and old. It's she who constantly spergs about her body and youth while in the same breath shitting on younger and skinnier girls as a cope.
People need to stop being personally triggered
over what's fat or not and shitting up the thread. It's about what Lori thinks is fat and what Lori nitpicks on others being used against her.
There are multiple screenshots in previous threads of both her and Kevin attacking female cosplayers for no reason other than they felt threatened by them. In her peak ZeroTwo days she was constantly harassing other ZeroTwo cosplayers. She also vagueposts on FB and Insta about people’s appearance.
You’re right that she hasn’t done it in a while, but you’re wrong that she only does it in retaliation.
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“For shit they did to me”
She has literally abused every “friend” she has ever had to the point where they drop out of her life entirely. She has also cheated on Kevin, planned to meet up with another person behind Kevin’s back, treated people with arrogance and manipulation. Nobody has done anything to her. She doesn’t even have friends anymore. The grudges people hold against her are because of her own shitty actions she won’t take responsibility for. She is retarded. Get an actual job Lorena.
This is so right anon.
Lori is also so deluded she thinks people from her past or strangers care enough about her to hold a grudge instead of accepting people are only commenting on the behaviors they see. Seperate from any interaction she has with others, what she posts online prompts comments that she thinks are "jealous hadurs". What would you expect when you post your failed life online? She created her own circus and she's a sideshow for sure. If she stopped posting noone would think about her or talk about her. She's a literal nobody.
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Lori really thinks Netflix would care about her dusty cosplay drama from the early 2000s.
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Somehow I missed this. Lol. New Kevin blog about muscle tone, skating, and anime.
Cope much? Her side of the story? Multiple witnesses would stand against her just like anyone who has encountered her always has. Generally if your left with no one, the problem is you. It's well known what a liar she is so as anything she would say couldnt be trusted. Even if Nflix was remotely interested she would be the shady antagonist everyone would speak against. More delusion. People remember all her antics for what they were because they didnt need to change the narrative. >>183387
Is all these two do all day is take shitty pictures and skateboard? I'm already wondering where they will move after their next eviction. Funny he suddenly started skating again after they moved into the studio.
'Without getting too bulky' the guy is a total ghoul lol I don't think he has to worry about accidently getting bulky muscles. Being active may help stave of the skinny fat 'bulk' I guess.
I thought he was borderline skin walking Bakugo? Bakugo is muscular for a MHA kid.
I’m sure people have more screen shots of her disgusting behavior to prove otherwise. She is not the victim
in any of these situations and she never has been. If she does have screen shots to exonerate her from the decades of drama why doesn’t she post them to clear her name? Because they don’t exist She would have tried to pawn off the blame for any of the situations if she could have. Netflix doesn’t care about washed up broke ass has beens. There is far more negative things to be said about her she is Chris chan level batshit.
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“Help me out homie” because she cannot properly Market herself and somehow it’s other people’s burdens to share her disgusting pedo bait photo shoopary content? If she was doing so well, why is she constantly e-begging?
Why does she talk like this?
“Spicy spicy site”
Do her subscribers actually like it lmao
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Never seen someone edit their ass and still have it be flat kek
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Why does she keep shrinking her head like that?
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>Muh broken back
Starting to think she's still with Kevvy because she's too fug IRL to get anyone new.
She's been trying her best for years now and other than that one guy from before, seems she's had nothing pan out.
I believe it. I think if anyone met her irl after seeing her fake pics they wouldn't want to be bothered with her. Her actual face and body >>182880
are not as advertised.
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Wow wasting Kevin’s parents money on garbage you don’t need yet again.
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I-I’m the ONLY cosplay sk8er boi and if you other POSER cosplayers don’t like it and keep unfollowing me then I don’t care!
He really makes any reason up in his sad delusional little mind for why he has no following and other cosplayers ignore/unfollow him. Definitely not because he’s a psycho and is nothing but bitter and drama constantly. Nope definitely because he’s the OG versatile cosplayer. What a loser.
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He posted this yesterday too. I'm not really sure what the green dot part means but he's pretty butthurt about not having a following due to his one month of shitty skating content.
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weird back and chin edits going on. looks like a wannabe roppongi whore
Kek, I thought the hand shoop was hilarious>>184091
Oh Kevin, no one cares. >>184115
She's so boring anf I'll still never get why if she's going to edit her face so much she thinks this looks good.
who is this for, her simps? it's not even ~spicy~. like, if she was in a community I'd get posting pics like this but she's digging for dollars so hard you'd expect her to at least market herself in a specific way. this throw it all at the wall and see what sticks spaghetti-method* is bizarre to watch. just shows she thinks she's above showing pussy when it's the only way she'll realistically make anything.
this pic reminds me specifically of tryhard 2012 tumblr where dressing up in your room for likes was fine.
nobody wants this lori like what
Imagine having to go to great lengths to take two pictures that you deem ok enough to post and then still editing them to hell and back.
The lengths she's going to hide her chest cavity, her long jaw, her extensions, fried hair, weight gain/side fat, etc
She even edited her hand but forgot to edit out the back rolls in the first picture topkek
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Didn't see this posted. That ogre tranny seems insufferable.
>>184286>cheap jewelry rash?
Loony's high fashion LV, kek.>>184335
Homeless Loony larping as someone with more than a dollar to their name is so milky. Someone needs to make a compilation of how many times she says she's super rich while in need of money for food. It's as funny as that calendar of her blocking Kevvy.
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The first ad gave me an epiphany. Kevin and Lori are Pinky and the Brain, respectively. It makes so much sense! Lori is a short, plotting ugly rat who wants to take over the world (e-fame) and Kevin is her dumb as rocks lackey she can’t stand that ruins everything.
>>184325>Calling people out for their abuse
This bitch has never kept her mouth shut about anything so who would believe she kept some kind of secret about being abused? Who? Friends? Is she claiming the roles were reversed and she was the abused? To many witnesses to say otherwise. A guy/husband? We all know how she treats those and we know the details of all her relationships she made them all so public. Family? To little to late. With such a history of lying it would be hard to prove unless someone in her family knows she was abused by someone but if they kept their mouth shut all this time why would they speak up now, especially since she's clearly estranged from them. If she ever went to visit she would post about it, but she hasn't.
Looni posts new BS almost daily. What kind of person says their thinking about outing an abuser and follows it up with but "I'll just go in my pool". Someone who's full of shit. She's such a looser.
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Leather toes ten times darker than her 100 ivory fae pale drugstore foundation. Sexy. Hacking at her socks with scissors to show them like anyone actually likes that shit… She doesn't realize she could do blackface and become obese and the same coomers licking her asshole in the comments would call her beautiful and perfect and sexy. It's satisfying in a twisted way to watch people egg on this look because it's perfect for her: tacky malformed middle aged whore. Dead fish eyes and white tongue included!
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Box-chan transforms into a butterface with the heavy aid of Meitu, sure. Don't delude yourself though because there's plenty of photos exposing her actual fat distribution and shape. She's not curvy without tying her bikinis right under her ribcage KEK. I'm sure compared to other middle aged smoking women who are equal trailer trash are worse looking but we're talking Lori is marginally better with digital and cosmetic enhancement. Unless you're just busted as fuck and have your bar that
Ah, the classic “jealuzzz” cope. Jealous of what exactly? Lori ur ugly, ur live-in simp is ugly, I make more money than u. Truth is I’m an lj old fag who remembers what an absolute delusional train wreck you are and it’s funny to see literally 0% growth from you almost two decades later. I can’t wait to see what happens over the next ten years when she’s pushing 50 with no savings, no retirement plans, no job experience and decaying looks. She has nothing I envy but sure Lori, you have this thread because we’re all sooo jealous! Lmaooo get real.>>184480
I appreciate this reference, true crime-chan.
She looks ridiculous.>>184463
Same here anon, paid house with property and free time from work, passive income and worked my rump off for my degrees. Still young and when I say I'm going in the pool I mean my pool, that I paid for and lay out on my deck that I paid for.>>184490
I knew Lori back from the early 2000 con days and LJ too. It's no surprise she has a terrible life now. She's always been an obnoxious little bitch and the irony of how she thought she was so much better than everyone to being this reduced.
No one is jelous of her. If she believes that it's because she cant accept that so many people see what joke she is. You would think she would be motivated to change something before it's to late but watching her repeatedly do the same shit every day shows how limited she is in her ability to progress. I cant help but wonder if she sees the cliff ahead where she can no longer fake her body with edits or worse really winds up on the street because she has no legitimate income.
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Gotta say, having been an anon who found her through LC, the LJ anons that come here to get their shot of superiority are saaaaaad. Girl, its Lori. Theres not even a bar for you if you think shes one to compare your life to. Should have seen this coming for her a mile away cause shes clearly always been a mess and allergic to work.
Probably going to catch a ban or be called Lori or one of her wk's, but I agree. Her threads really haven't been milky and the last time anyone said that we had an anon aping about us having an opinion as if we were trying to get it shut down or some shit. I still stand by my statement that if she went back to the Usagi larp she'd be a bit more entertaining, but as it stands all she does is roll around in a new apartment all day in the same shit outfits while Kevin acts like a retard yet anons bust a gut over it. She's boring as shit now and anyone who knew her back in LJ days or from the tri-state area saw this coming from a mile away or her mouthing to the wrong person and getting shanked somewhere in NYC proper.
>b-but anon!1! the NEW APARTMENT that KEV'S PARENTS PAY FOR!1!1
Yeah, and? She's always used people and will continue to do so until the day she croaks. She used to flex a shitty moonstone ring, you people think she wouldn't flex an apartment?
Also, I thought anecdote posts about how much better we are than a cow weren't even allowed so why aren't anons doing it?
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Flexing a hickey?
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Did Lori steal someone's Starbucks apron? Maybe Kevin got a job there.
It’s not a real starfucks apron. >>184558
Her mouth area really gives away her age. She has the mouth of a older woman who smoked a lot and has that dry smokers cough when they laugh. The fat is all gone around her mouth. So it gives it that weird skeletal old lady look. It is really funny tho that they seem to not spend any time together now that she’s in the pool, and kevvy is at the skatepark like a child. Thriving.
The distance between her mouth and nose is very long, maybe because she also has no upper lip. Her whole face just droops in general, maybe that is due to smoking.
I wonder if she and Kevvy have given up on trying to find greener pastures in life and this is it for them, buying cheap useless things until his parents' bank accounts run out.
Actually still under 30 here, and found these threads through a reddit post. I'm one of the few anons who recently posted about the LJ days; never interacted with her back then or had her interact with me/anyone I knew (and still haven't to this day), just followed the drama back then since it was funny. Same as it is now. Like a bad TV show you watch to laugh at.
Don't take things too seriously anon, or it'll make you sound like we hit a weak and sensitive spot.>>184506
We're not comparing out of nowhere for superiority, it's a response to her calling us "jealous haturz" all the time. There is literally nothing of hers to be jealous of when we have so much more than her. She really doesn't understand that we're laughing at her. I'd pity her life if she wasn't such a miserable cunt of a human.
Everything posted about her from her (and/or Kevin) is a response to nasty things she has said to others in the past, or present still even. That's the reason why people document her hypocrisy here, please understand that with your minuscule WK brains.
Last post I'm making about any of this. Now, can we stop the infighting and get back to the entertainment from her? Unless either of these posts are from her or Kevin, that'd be really funny.(derailing)
Obvious who this is. >>184517
Same age Lori, and actually knew her. Yup love laughing at her. What's your excuse if your so young? Shouldn't you be finishing your semester or are you another broke ass who lives in a shit apartment waiting for hand outs from Daddy government? It's not a comparison to Looni, she couldn't compare to me if shre tried but a reflection on how little someone changed and how much other have done while she did less than stay stagnant. And no one was bragging but pointing out that she doesnt own her shit so its retarded to say "my" in reference to anything.
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Clearly not the same person.
sorry you think everyone is lori nonnie
That other anon is hilarious though. They admit to not even being involved with her in her prime cow days, but they still feel like she is calling them a hater now kek >>184700
That would look even scarier than her “monster girl” get ups..>>184624
Do you think she will? If she is that desperate for money and still refuses to work it would make sense, but it’s Lori we are taking about..
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Shes getting roasted and her likes are plummeting. Posting this before she deletes it lol theyre clearly making fun of her sucking in and poofing
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She has an average of 2500 likes on most of her recent posts and we know most of those are bots. She's really dead in the water. What a waste of time buying this crap and taking ridiculous pictures for nobody to care. I didn't cap it but her OF has an average of 4 to 6 likes per post. What a fail.
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I can't understand how she's still this bad at taking sexy pics. The puff face and dead stare isn't sexy to anyone. She doesn't know how to make enticing faces.
I think there needs to be a certain realness, something to relate to. Some personality or emotion needs to shine through. There needs to be some intimacy. There isn't much relatable about Lori's overedited soulless mirror selfies in unflattering clown costumes. Lori could be way more relatable if she moved around her house in like she actually lived there. She's like a cardboard cutout.
It doesn't even take that much effort. Cuddle up on the couch to watch anime looking cute, then act turned on and pull pjs down to reveal panties, or go further, in sequence of a few pictures. Easy, no clown clothes required.
She is also incapable of being friendly to her followers, another strike to her relatability. She's just like was in the old livejournal screenshots I saw. She won't talk to anyone and she is rude and dismissive when she does. This is poison for her engagement and subscriber count. There is a way to be neggy or trolly without totally shutting your followers down. She fails big time. Like, Moo literally does it better.
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Literally looks like some Silent Hill shit, creature claws
Her face is so crooked, even her eyes are two different shapes and sizes on the iris. The hairline is also looking strange, we saw that her roots are almost black but she lightens them in her pics so everything look greyish.
If it takes this much fakery, posing and editing to still not look good, and still need to pay for bots, she needs to realize that her dreams of being a middle aged e-thot are just that.
She has to puff her face otherwise it looks sunken in and haglike, and her double chin is starting to show even through the poof face. There's no hope for this chick.
She used to be able to surround herself with worse looking fangirls to gain attention and praise, and she can't even find that anymore because she's fallen so low and her average looks have faded completely away. Sad
Ew this looks like a weird old school porno pose. So strange and not remotely sexy. >>184858
She's broke, good lighting is a ring light from walmart with the budget she has. It wouldnt help anyway, she's not attractive. Her fakery is so obvious, that's her real problem. I think a lot of guys can see through what's she's trying to sell them.
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She looks really bad with heavy makeup. That garish red lipstick does her no favors. She posted a couple of pool selfies that are still filtered to shit and she still has the pink eyebrows but she looks so much better without the heavy red lipstick and horrendous winged liner.
She would do much better if that was even her real face, but it isnt because all her pictures are edited to the max. It's hard for me to consider her make up knowing the entire picture is a fake and I'm really looking at >>184697
this Lady and how retarded she must look in a kids shrug and hat at the apartment complex pool.
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Very hyperbolic way of saying Lori buys fast fashion and contorts herself for phone selfies. She doesn't get paid for this, she only scrapes up income by begging for subscribers who then sign up and unwittingly pay to see the same selfies on Instagram. Bait and switch is a grift, not a job. You flatter her too much.
She's not making any money, just spending on cheap clothes and bots to look like she's thriving, kek. Otherwise she wouldn't be love bombing Kevvy for his scraps.
Where's the anon who tracks their banning each other?
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Calendar anon here. I think there have been 4 additions since I last posted this.
the only couple I know that does this sort of shit at this extreme are both alcoholics and fight CONSTANTLY. I really don't understand how lori and kevin do this and don't drink heavy or do any drugs (that we're aware of). How does kevin not look at this calendar and realize how toxic
the relationship is lol it's basic math there.
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Lori you don't have a fanbase. Why would new subs want to watch you eat? Nobody is interested in you.
Kek! Thanks for the visual anon. >>185104
This look so trashy with zero sophistication. Even if shes trying to pedo bait, what's her draw to looking cheap? It's not like cheap equals young. Even the horns look like junk, no surprise shes begging for subs. Who would pay for this?
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Tremendous, thanks anon for the chuckles. These meth heads are 100% abusing each other while stuck in that tiny box apartment and not having any friends. Doubly hilarious with them both gloating about how happy and unbothered they are. >>185105
Kek, I can almost see the video but just like Kevvy she's never going to even try because nobody cares. Kevin's shitty music got more views than her lifetime on OF!
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1/2 and saged for old news
Has it ever been questioned why Lori stopped sculpting? So she could sculpt fairly well but stole credit for Cosplay she didnt sew? That makes no sense given the detail in these sculpts. I know it became well known she didn't have any sewing skill and never got better. That reeks of suspicion. I wondered what she had sold so I looked at her etsy store for the first time and I highly question if she actually made these. I looked on line and found dozens of stores, especially in the uk that sell nearly identical items. Anyone have any proof she actually made her jewlery?
This one was on her etsy page
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Made by someone else along with tons of others that all look the same
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More ferret grifting incoming. Kevin has been really quiet on all socials for about 10 days but I'm sure we'll hear from him about this too.
Why does she out herself as a shit owner? If you can't handle vet bills why do you have multiple ferrets? Selfish behavior and clearly lends to anons theories about her neglect and outright abuse. Might be a hot take but being in a position where you can't afford care but choose to cling to an animal is abusive
. One sided and the poor things health depends solely on the graces of others, if at all happening.
Pets, like children is a privilege not a right. Fucks me off so bad when people feel entitled to another life just because tHeY wAnT oNe
Ferrets are totally gone since the move, both probably died so expect to see some older pics of them filtered to shit as a grift.
Kevvy's parents are only giving so much money and Lori has been using it all on her cheap nails and aliexpress.
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This is why she should get an actual job! She seems to have no problem paying for loads of dolls kills, fake LV bracelet, and other junk but then she reverts to being broke anytime her pets are sick. Give time to someone who will take care of them!
I don't understand how someone can see that their offered content has failed and still desperately beg like this for a year (has it been 2 years now??). If your content fails this hard for this long, it's time to CHANGE it.
The anons who have suggested Lori switch to femdom or MILF type content are spot on, she would take in far more subs with that. But she refuses and chooses to keep doing the same old shit, constantly failing and resorting to begging instead. I don't get it.
Agreed, she fakes everything. Looks like a basic Word template printed in their apartment's shared business area after googling for what a vet receipt looks like, kek.
Could see her faking bills to steal more of Kevin's money while he goes to work at his lil amazon job he claimed he's above having.
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Kevin didn't like the status so i can only assume he's blocked
i like how they always try to imply and convince others that they’re rich and rolling in cash and have a luxurious lifestyle but need to beg for steak/ramen dinners and $1k vet bills. if she was actually a top 3% OF earner wouldn’t $1k be less than a week’s worth of payment?
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Wtf Lori, really? A chocolate donut over your asshole?
Ngl this looks similar to my vet receipts.
It is very easy for ferrets to look sick because such a large majority of the pet ferret population in the u.s. is inbred if you buy them from a big box store or adopt from a shelter (from a big box store originally) so they have adrenal diseases and look physically bad because of it.
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Pic from previous thread, she posted this shortly after moving but the ferret picture looks to be from the previous apartment. You’d think she’d have shown off how much space the ferret has to walk around in their ~luxury apartment~ by now.
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Dropped my pic like an asshat.
sage for nitpick
she’s making a surprised face, but she’s added a loving heart emoji AND an angry/stressed forehead vein bulge (that’s also placed off and up over the side of her head, i guess not to cover the horns…?)?? at least the cheek blush stickers make sense, but the others don’t.
lorena, adding more stickers to your photos doesnt make it more kawaii nor appealing to coomers. this photo is cluttered and your chocolate donut butthole sticker is tacky.
i like how she edited this photo enough that her teeth look like one amorphous blob and you can barely tell she has tom cruise centre tooth syndrome… but you CAN really tell how much weight she’s gained since the Rikki era from the way her thighs look in this… and she’s only gained more since this photo was taken, but uh, yeah, “smol 5ft loli gremlin bb” indeed
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They must be ok on finances and the ferret must be doing ok because Kevin just spent a bunch of money on new anime skateboards and Guapi shit. He just got a new pink skull hoodie to replace the pink hoodie that Lori cut into a crop top. Here he is posing in the kitchen again. Will Lori cut this one up?
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Well Kevin thinks Guapi is crazy high quality with unique fabrics at a fair price, anon!
why does this read so fucking mormon kek
also "a few people probably think I'm spoiled" who kevin? nobody cares about you. clawing your way to e-fame will never work and the only people who are even half interested in your narc word salad is us farmers. to laugh at you.
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Lori looks well fed by the looks of that pooch spillage. I'm sure all her money goes to take out and toys or plushies.
not to trigger
anyone lmao but for lori standards, this is fat. if she saw a girl she was threatened by at this weight she would call or consider her fat. just sayin, it must hurt to be a failure who is also chubby, fs in the chat
I usually would disagree with anons saying she’s fat but, she has actually fat spilling over the waistband kek. Looks like Lorena is gaining the weight her cuck bf is losing. Also why does he always stand like an autistic duck with his two fingers like that >>185847
I would hold off on sex too if this came lumbering at me crying that he’s not street and is instead a huge faggot.
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Lol it's me who posts the balding comments. Knew this faggot was bald under that hair.
He also is 5'9, he can't change my mind. Kevin, look at the image. This is the height difference between someone who is 6'2 and someone who is 5 foot even. So one of you is lying here and for once I doubt it's Lori as there are plenty of historical pictures of her online.
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I love that Kevin finally found the KiwiFarms thread and that's what he's mad about lol.
So here we have Kevin promoting Lori's "work" while still blocked on Instagram lol. Maybe she'll unblock him later today for this. I have December's calendar ready to go but Kevin's been blocked since November 22nd so I've had nothing to add yet.
Kek this, he's fixated on the one thing that might be real. He's so hunched over and malnourished though, his height looks under 5'10 with the posture.>>186168
Why does her left leg look like an MS paint arm with a bruise on the shoulder? The right leg shows off her cankles.
Or maybe she shouldn't have pets if she cannot afford them so frequently, that is if she's not just emotionally manipulating people because she can't pull simps for her content anymore. >>186168
She's a stubby hobbit with cankles because she never walks more than a dozen paces a day in that sad womanchild apartment. Kinda sad that I've seen obese women with more shapely legs than her solely for the fact that they actually go outside.
Kev has skin in the game because regardless of how she treats him, he knows she's got to make money somehow.
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>>186168>her work>flat hag ass in the McNuggies pose
Very loose use of the term, Kevin. Verrrry loose.
Lol this is some manic shit.>Skateboarding is such a physical thing, no one could ever take away this feeling or call bs.
Wtf does this even mean lmao. >They also said $70 primitive skateboards are 100$
Just, top kek. How dare they.>>186168
Lori looks less like a hobbit with her feet facing away from the camera. It also hides her ridiculous faces so this really is her best angle. Shame about the cankles
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He's also sperging on Reddit because people keep reporting Lori's pics for not being cosplay in r/cosplaygirls lol. "Support my work"
"I'm not in cosplay but let me post in the cosplay reddit!"
Seriously she needs to stop and go to the random onlyfans promotion reddits, come on granny
She's so butthurt she's kicked from cosplay. Nobody is ever going to give her the time of day and doubly so when they find out who she is. This is her last fight to hold water in a space she feels she used to reign over. Reddit and Facebook groups are the only places she feels comfortable because she can edit out her real self and hide her bitchy attitude through emoticons and childish LJ speak. Reddit moids hate women ESPECIALLY beggars and repeat rule breakers so this is likely another nail in the coffin. We really are just watching them speedrun poverty AND reddit bans.
Also, I bet they stopped going to cons solely cause nobody gives a shit about her or Kevin anymore. I'd put money on them trying to hide at the next one they go to. Abuela will glue those huge glasses to her face the whole time, kek. They've been MIA and low quality for so long they're just "remember _____?" at this point, if that. I'm sure that hurts when all you have to show for in your life is playing anime dress up.
Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and believe he’s 5’9 as well since he’s sperging so much about it.
He needs to focus on saving money for the poor ferrets instead of buying ugly boards and ugly dollskill shoes. Basic adults with priorities do that. We already know the ferret will die so I’m gonna go ahead and say R.I.P early.
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He's pretending their new studio has unusually high ceilings and taking pics from the floor to look taller. Lol.
I know anons have said it before, but goddamn kev really be looking like a used q-tip.>>186278
No. He's just bleached his hair so much that it looks like fried plastic. Hence the balding and emo dad combover.
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…….right. trees are like 40 bucks at target
I'm so glad my used q-tip comment stuck because that's exactly what he is, topkek>>186282
Lori they sell christmas shit and tiny trees at the dollar store. Quit your begging and get a real job.>>186257
"lighting in here" kek this man be living in the kitchen.>>186126
We've had much better insults, but you refuse to address them because you're too pussy and it would mean acknowledging the shitty people that you are.
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is this what Kojima wanted all along?
I thought it was funny he sperged about the price of a skateboard and sperged like people were trying to take skating away from him or some manic shit. He conveniently doesn't mention the ferret vet crisis. He's dropping hundreds on Black Friday skate fashion, not just one board, while Lori is begging for ferret donations. He doesn't need any of that shit to skate. Not even the board because he has one already.
If they even still have the ferrets they must be living with Kev's parents or something because no way are they in that apartment. Unless they are in the bathroom.
Some people still know what a red light means Looni, and it isnt Christmas.
Just go to walmart, you can but a 6 foot tree for 22 bucks. I can imagine these two waking up Christmas morning and theres nothing under the tree but chinese lingerie and Guapi pants.
Most people own a tree and reuse it. But ok. Guess they threw it out or left it behind like trashy tenants? They had room to pack the ridiculous plushes. Or they never decorated for Christmas before? Love that people can see their apartment window lit up with a red light >>186395
she's not a great whore but still
Most people own a couch lmao
They can stack the shoeboxes into a pyramid and throw a set of lights over that instead
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Found this on KF, Topkek Kevin!! Sorry but not all your haters are that young. Plenty are Loonies age and "hated" her when you were like 10! This post is such a hard cope my friggin sides!
>worked a job for less than I was worth
Worth in the job market is based on varifiable experience and education, of which Kevin has none.
>focusing on her
Why? No one else is. She's dead in the water, admit it.
Bending over to hide his shortness topkek
"Everything I do is literally just for fun" is that why you bitch about it not bringing you money constantly on social media?
"Vet paid" why is Lori still begging like a bum prostitute then
"Cosplay martyr" please can that be the title of the next thread lmfaoo
God I've never cringed so hard or felt as much second hand embarrassment for anybody in my life as I have for this fucking loser. Lori, this is your man? How embarassing.
So then why are you posting it? Is he saying his posts are arbitrary? Someone saying your flexing doesnt mean they think you have something to show off, it means they recognize that you THINK you have something to show off. I love how dumb he constantly proves himself to be.
>I'll respond to anything as I see fit.
Like a toddler having a little tantrum, we know.
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This was on KF too! I can't believe Kev is brain dead enough to post a pic of the ferret wearing Gucci when Lori was just begging for vet money and lamenting over not having any Christmas decorations. But maybe he never saw that because she has him blocked.
Oh God. even the ferret is forced to wear cheap knock offs. What's next, a Guapi collar?
>break the silence
I guess he means prove to us the thing is still alive and yeah anon from >>186374
, probably in the washer alcove. Where else would ugly grey tile be in an apartment that small.
Whori is begging cause it drained her savings, which tbh if your savings as a 36 year old is only $1000 and you claim to live so lavish then that’s fucking pathetic. Lavish living but no savings kek okay. Also
Yeah Kev by your parents must be a proud moment for you two bums. No better than Tuna at this point.
Honestly I’m surprised he’s this level of triggered
by the kiwifarms thread. Like he knew they were around but he must have thought he had a “gotcha!” moment on the height thing. Imo even if he is the height he claims like so what? He’s still pretty ugly and cheap/tacky looking. Plus he makes himself an undesirable, embarrassing lunatic every other day publicly so what does he think being 6’2 gains him points in? Oh what I would do to even understand an iota of what’s going on in that bird brain of his.
He and Loony are so much fun to watch. Always both begging for money and boasting about money in the same day.
They're such delusional nobodies in Utah who look and dress awful but think they're strutting in high fashion when they emerge from the doghouse apt.
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She's posted this exact set like 5 times already and even more on OF. Is she that fat and busted now she refuses to film until she's fasted?
>>186678>thinking a filter would work on grandma Lori
Lori tried this grift on patreon multiple times and nobody wanted it >>158586
All her videos are short because her filters keep glitching, so she'd never go live.
They're living off Kevvy's parents for rent at this rate. The few dollars she makes goes towards her amazon and other dropship and she lovebombs Kevvy while blocking him so she gets to stay free.
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You don't have women friends because you are a horrible friend, Lori. Not because women are intimidated by you. What the fuck lol.
>>186827>People are mean im too simple for that nonsense
You sure are simple, that's true. >I'm really weird like i dress liek a girl but i'm like totally one of the boys
I see she has NLOGitis and its terminal. These exact kinds of posts are why she has ZERO friends. If a 14 year old said this shit, they would be bullied nowadays. But when you're almost 40?! Jesus Christ, Looni. You will never grow.
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shared public pool and hot tub, got to see weather #blessed
They're being tards trying to pass it off as their own pool in multiple posts.
They're the kind of tards who would fake selfies in a private jet wearing aliexpress to look #blessed while begging for their next meal. Manifesting for this to happen rn.
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My poor ears.
She sounds mentally challenged and her weird obsession with that pool is so odd. Why would anyone post this? >>187167
Yeah she's definitely unstable.
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Lol they're now removing her posts for not specifying which character she is cosplaying as and now she's just making shit up.
Not a single man over the age of 18-22 wants some e-whore as a wife. They know it entails her being naked for other men, never working or contributing and all their money would go to "cosplay". She's lucky she found Kevin honestly because he's the same, so he will never call her out or be mad for being a hoarder obsessed with looking cool for the haterz. That's what matters more to her than anything. More than the ferrets, the onlyfans, everything, she just wants to wake up every day and do something we said she wouldn't/couldn't so she feels like she's making some sort of difference and doing the impossible KEK. Any time someone here mentions people her age having nice homes and pools or careers or whatever, she ALWAYS has to how she has the equivalent. Career? Her "work" is OF. Home? Rental property in a section 8 area. Luxe lifestyle? Lori goes to a heated pool and has acrylics, cause she's rich. Cosplay? She still cosplays it's just OC you don't understand/haven't heard of yet. Life plan? She's obviously going to be a millionaire off OF just like Bella Thorne, she's just not there yet!
There isn't anything in her life besides us and her past. It's all she talks about and it motivates her every action. It even motivates Kev too. He's now just an extension of her defending herself lmao.
Never gonna stop Looni from thinking shes basically a sexy, irl anime 21 year old loli queen. Can't wait til she starts hunting again, her next clown will be even more milky than Kevin. He's starting to lose his purpose for her. They aren't moving up anymore. It's all flatlined. His parents have probably done all they can in terms of paying for their lives.
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No longer posting in the cosplaygirls subreddit because she's tired of getting her cheap lingerie "OC" photos reported
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YOOOOO what did he think he was doing with this one? Thin af hair, special needs pose, what does “doubt me I love that” even mean lmfaoooo Kev is really trying to be an unbothered king and missing the mark
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You’re just boring Kevin. But a good laugh sometimes.
So true and through all the threads on her you can see how she's hanging on for the sake not letting go admitting she is older now, her past is gone, her content is no good and her fancy life is a lie everyone can see through. Someday in the near future she will find herself in worse condition and as always her circumstances will be self inflicted. She's her own worst enemy and to deluded and proud to see what's so obvious to onlookers. >>187416
Oh that's sad. Yes I doubt he will ever amount to a grown man with an actual job, home and accomplishments because he's throwing his life away. Why not take some online classes from a local community college or get a trade? Spending all day skating and taking dumb pics when your broke and posting it publicly is why people doubt him. >>187419
That's hilarious since they post nothing that isn't ripped on, let alone anything that implies they have happy healthy lives and are sucessful in anyway. Who is he even speaking to?
This is a good summary of Lori and Kev's impoverished lives and dehydrated faces with fried hair. There really is nowhere to go but downhill for the both of them.>>187416
His posts and poses look like he's going to troon out really soon.
he looks like he's balding and constipated>>187419
oh you mean how you pick and choose what to respond to from the boards because you know that if you addressed any of the more serious things that it'd show the two blind remaining people in your life that you guys are loser pieces of shits?
Hell, lot's of people end up filling in their pools unless they have kids or grandkids. Up keep is a hassle and folks get bored of the small home/ apartment building/ hotel pools. Happens a lot.>>187416
He poses like a little kid pooping his diaper while staring right at you pretending he isn't.
They're soaking in filth and piss chlorine bc it's a shared public facility.
It seems like they both never had access to pools or tubs in their whole lives so they're fixated but have no idea how it works.
Utahanon here. Hardware Apartments are, in fact, luxury apartments. I posted when they first moved about how I have no idea how they’re affording rent there unless Lori is actually making decent money. Have a techbro friend who pays absurd rent to live there. They have a ton of amenities and host a lot of parties and events. It’s like a giant club lol. The only downside to them is the noise from the nearby trains, but you have access to public transit and such I guess.
Also SLC is extremely safe and clean. Very few “bad” parts of town and you rarely see druggies wandering about and I think the city does a decent job hiding the homeless population.
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All apartments advertise that way. It only takes eyes to see they live in one room with their bed next to the kitchen. What's luxury about that?
Anon, sorry but some parts of SLC are a dive. It has really high levels of homeless people on opioids living on the streets.They weren't hidden when I went there and it didnt look clean at all and is covered in graffiti. Some areas looked ok but a lot of it was just an average city, nothing special. Maybe your not aware that people dont have that high of a regard for the area. Lori and Kevin live by the train and a bunch of colleges. These pictures are the Hardware apartments from the street. Their's nothing Luxury about it.
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They pretty much live like animals.
They probably don't even have a surface or place to eat in their doghouse other than the dildo table.>>187667
The regular units may seem luxury for Utah's scale but they're in the smallest possible room on Kevvy's parent's money. They also constantly cover the one window, it probably faces >>187672
I guess so. I will admit the location of Hardware is trash and the exterior looks like a giant warehouse. I’ve only been inside a couple of times and it’s not exactly my aesthetic but it is “nice” looking and the tenants have access to a lot of amenities. That’s what makes them “luxury” or whatever. Lots of amenities and easy access to the city and public transit.
I don’t know what areas of SLC you visited but that’s not my experience there at all. I’ve lived out here in Utah (not SLC but I have family living downtown) for over a decade and it’s always nicely maintained and clean. Any area near a temple or public park is almost certain to be well kept bc the church is obsessed with outward appearances. There has been a huge spike in homeless and druggies in the last few years, though, true. I’m not saying it’s perfect, but compared to most cities and capitals it’s pretty quality. >>187675
Yes you’re correct. These apartments are probably only luxury by Utah standards. Anyone with a brain and decent income in this state saves for a house, though. There’s really no excuse for paying what they pay for an apartment. They could easily afford to rent a townhome or maybe even a house outside of SLC but they want to be in the city so they’re paying out the ass for it.
Kek, amenities means public use and hardly cleaned by a minimum wage worker. I've never called anything I owned an amenity, I call it my property. Huge difference.
Some of the gentrified areas are nice in SLC, but the central area is shit. >>187706
Kevvy's parents might have chosen the 1person apt in hopes that Loony would leave. Instead, Kevvy gets kicked out to go skating while she tries to find a new grift.>>187706
Mormons, LDS, tax evasion. Usually by not having any better choices.
Didn't Loony say she was just passing through Utah (and Kevin)?
She was supposedly on her way to elsewhere, maybe LA or Florida? Would have been amazing to watch her attempt that, kek. Instead she's stuck for years now with whatever Kevin's parents can afford.
Of course, I know that. I meant it as in most of them don't reply with shitty passive aggressive comments like she does, that's all.>>187416
He poses like this because if he were to take pictures from below in a poor attempt to seem tall, his receding hairline would show topkek
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More vet bill begging, from Lori only. Kevin has been blocked for nearly a month now and he seems to be doing ok, spending money on skate stuff and clothing.
I was thinking it was Kevin eating the last food in the freezer
did Lori just photoshop her hand smaller cause that oven looks bent
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Ms. "Natural Ice Blue Eyed Latina IRL Usagi" has the beadiest, black eyes I've ever seen. Straight up serial killer glazed over eyes.
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Why does it look like that tho
God shes such a lurker. She opened the curtain like a day after an anon pointed out they had kept it closed. Shes so reactive, its pathetic.
Good question anon, it looks like something's wrong with it. But she had to prove she still had them, so here they are.
I thought ferrets were supposed to be balls of energy when they were awake, or at least have more movement and be more squirmy, or am I wrong? Can anyone who own ferrets/knows more about them please let us know if this is normal movement for them?
The one at the front closest to the camera looks like it's fighting to stay alive. I genuinely felt upset watching its movements.
Wow she really did only start posting the ferrets once we accused her of them being dead>>188898
There were 3 total and 1 died. There's always been 2 left
Seems they don't have a bed. Are they using that inflatable thing or sleeping on the floor with those dated polyester shag rugs filled with bacteria?
No amount of filtering can hide how dirty and cluttered their little room is.
Anon, in your opinion, why wouldnt a vet suggest putting it to sleep? I haven't owned ferrets but I've owned chins and the vet always suggested putting them down if they reached an end of life stage. I ask because seeing it this way makes me question if they really took this one to the vet. Looking at this vet bill >>185334
they made sure to show only a cost, now I dont blame her for that but she made sure to cut any and all diagnostic info or dates. This bill could be anything. I hope she's not just leaving that poor thing to die without actual care.
I'm pretty sure that the vet probably did suggest putting it to sleep. Usually for ferrets especially older ones, a lot of vets give you the suggestion of putting it to sleep, or having the bills for w.e the issue is be 1k-3k. I've had bills around the 2k range before for cancer related issues and they almost always suggest it as an option since 2k can be a lot for some people.
I'd be very angry if she decided both not to pay for it's care, or not to put it to sleep if she couldn't pay for the care. Cruelty to the max.
Like clockwork. I had a feeling she'd post a video after >>188858
accused her of using a stuffed toy. I don't know anything about ferrets, but they both look matted and the darker one looks like its wheezing and struggling to keep its eyes open, the fuck.
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These two look like shit
Eyes barely open on the front one is a bad sign
Here is a chart
Long time former "friend" she recently blocked.
She's dumped three cats and they all died right after. Luna was her first black cat accessory, she dumped her and the cat died. When she was married to Steven, they had a cat named Lena. Then she got Isis. Isis and Lena didn't get along so she dumped Lena. Lena died VERY soon after. Then she got Shiro and Suki while Isis was still with her. This was during the Rikki saga. That's when she got her third ferret Puck. She was with Kevin by the time she ditched Isis (who then died shortly after), and then got the fourth ferret, Pan.
I feel so sorry for all the animals that have crossed her path. Undoubtedly those remaining ferrets don't have much time left.
What are you talkiing about? Shes 30+ years old with no looks or personality, no savings, no education or career, no home or assets. No hobbies or talents. No true friends or anybody to even truly love her.
Her only valuable quality was maybe her body and even thats going down the shitter real fast.
Id say her comeuppance is fairly on track.
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Guys stop talking about the ferrets or Kevin will kill you!!! Legend has it if you say the names of the dead ferrets into a mirror with the lights off Kevin will appear, choke you with his fried hair and fly off to the Nether realm with the aid of his gold shoes, your soul in tow. Please. I only care about your safety.
Is this a repost or did he really use that line again?
He has the personality of a 14 year old boy through and through, literally nobody has ever
said they want him to commit sudoku, literally! ever! He's the only person who is coming up with that shit.
It's a rule for a reason. The last 4 threads just turned into the same screen caps and edits being reposted over and over. It was bad and jannies handed out a good amount of bans over it. Lori spergs just don't know when to stop and they love reposting the same 5 pics of her and 2 pics of Kevin sperging about farmers. Making jokes is fine, honestly at this point you could have just greentexted it and anons would have gotten the joke. Only reason why they didn't is cause they thought the old cap was current and saged due to it being a small little fit on facebook. Relax, sweet nonnie
. We still love you and you can still hang out with us.
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A love that can only be summed up by Juice Wrld. I'm jelly.
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>my ferrets wahh wahh they're dying I need money please help us my babies are sick I'm so concerned
>beep beep macaroni send me money fucking simps so I can get my nails did
NJ cunt for life, neglectful hag.
KISS makes perfectly good press ons and so does clutch nails, a lot of the designs are cute. She's so retarded with this nail shit and the ones she gets never look good on her.>>189173
She looks like 12 year old boy here with FAS.
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She looks better without the shitty makeup, but still pretty ratchet. Also what the fuck is going on with this bikini?
Out of all the versions of her face that she edits, this one is the worst. This is the farthest from what she looks like.
Never forget the truth >>182880
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How many years ago was this? Try again Looni. No one is buying it
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Cool, another ferret is clearly dying and suffering immensely and here's another $300+ pair of ugly hooker boots she absolutely bought instead of taking her pet to the vet again to be put down. She's an evil fucking cunt and I hope she is left to suffer in complete agony when she's old, since she doesn't mind making her "babies" wait and cry. Poor things can barely stay awake and look so wet and sick but of course she doesn't care. She never did. We are watching animals die in real time with commercial breaks for Lori's narcissism and materialistic bullshit. I feel sick to my stomach, this is much more egregious than when she grifted with Shiro's death
Her caption should say stripper heels rather than shoes
since they literally are, based on the packaging and literal dollar signs on the front. They're supposed to encourage punters to give you money while poledancing/stripping presumably, not sure if they'll have the same effect online, especially as she doesn't dance (has she ever posted a video walking in any of her heels?) Her taste is getting worse, unless these were freebies
This. She's not even the target age or market for the stripper products. Loony's just an old hag stuck in the cycle of poverty, collecting junk for proving the hayturs wrong.
Her toaster quality pics and follower bots signaled long ago that nobody will buy what she's wearing. She and Kevvy keep buying from dropships in hopes that someone will acknowledge them with a repost then calls that modeling, kek.
Interesting that she's suddenly posting a bunch of pics of the window. Are they living on the ground level or something?
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they even say 'TIP ME' on the soles lol. literal stripper wear
These are ugly as fuck and so is her taste.
“Tip Me” - here’s one - maybe you’d get actual subscribers if you didn’t dress like some reject out of a cg “Monster High” tv flick
This. If she had a chance to make money doing something she'd already be doing it.
She knows that she's not good enough for even bottom-of-the-barrel places so why try.
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Youthful face wow she looks 22!
Again Lori shocks us with her (non)sense of style. I shouldn't be surprised and yet here we are.
The outfit is so shit. Nothing goes together. The reflective jacket clashes with the lacy layered skirt and huge platformed shitkickers, HOW does she think this looks even remotely good/cohesive?
Does she leave the house in that? What the fuck.
Absolute tinfoil here, but…
I wonder if she dresses like this for attention in that area? An outfit like this is sure to get a few looks if nothing else in a more religious/conservatively dressed/homogeneous type of area. Even if the outfit itself lacks cohesion or style as a whole, it gets Lori her favourite thing: attention in any form.
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This is how she advertises her OF, then she has the audacity to e-beg. Bitch, git gud. That's your own fault you're slacking. Everything from the composition to the outfit and face is dreadful and ugly. She can't be bothered to even YouTube a tutorial on self portraits to improve lol.
Both of these look like a desperate suburban mom in her late 40s - hitting the club scene by raiding her teen daughters closet.
Ironic cause she’s already got Kevin - who likes his ‘ladies’ tacky and in denial kek
Theres no bedroom. The apt is a slight rectangle and that's it. The floor plan is posted in the previous thread. Behind her in >>189529
is a small washer/dryer alcove and the door to the bathroom. That's it.
JFC that ferret looks really sick like it can't even stand without pain or issues, she is absolutely disgusting for discarding her animals and not properly taking care of them while getting more and more. >>189173
Weren't you just begging for "vet bills" lorena? >>189277
These shoes are tackey even for her and they are not something she "NEEDS" to survive like food, her rent, the vet bills, therapy. >>189529
She took our advice and got a dollar store xmas tree. Nice gifts wrapped up under it, i'm sure they cost money that you should have uses for the ferrets you sick tormenting bastard.
They're for sure in a studio guys, and it's decorated like kitty's room (skinwalking again). They both need to get actual jobs, the e begging is getting old. Kevin has a car he can do grubhub or pizza delivery, literally anything instead of posting lori's butthole in the cosplay community on reddit 24/7. The posts don't even seem to be working because she's constantly begging for more subs. saged for old news just saying: use your money to help your animals you cruel witch, they are both a blight on society.
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Poor kevvy in the background
She can't even stand up in the stupid shoes so she has to lean on the chair, kek.
The boots really emphasize how she has stubby legs, if you look at where her ankle is. Her foot is bigger than her lower leg.
I spot the same pink skirt crumpled in the back here >>189499
Did she take these photos in the same day or is she so lazy she couldnt bother to put her new purchases away.
Also love how as soon as a farmer pointed out she cant even stand in her platform shoe collection, that she immediately began posting photos of herself standing
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Kevin made this hood.
Here's his caption: "Quick cosplay wip post cause I've been in the dark for a bit. I can't go skate cause it's winter but I've been keeping up my flatground. Making this wha hood gave me so much conceptual trouble. I didn't even know how to make it so I just put the project on hold until last night. This is not the cleanest way to make it but it was an easy way to do a hard sewing thing without sewing. I didn't want just a floppy cloth hood either, it's pretty sturdy. ^^"
Whenever he works on cosplay he always bitches and moans about it.
Fucking kek, forgot that he had a table that's not meant to be a desk. No wonder his posture is shit.>>189757
Looks like they put the inflatable bed in the kitchen or bathroom for pics then drop the bed in the middle of the room, where the dollarmart rugs are.
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Hopefully the vet bills are paid. New set of nails.
The color also looks very flat, like it would be drugstore pressons. She uses drugstore makeup so it wouldn't be a stretch.
It's sad the things she does to try and not look homeless and without a penny to her name while begging for ferret money.
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It's totally polygel or she's gluing on tips. No apex was built, edges very thin, exposed cuticle on the ring finger.
it was probably done in classic Lori style AKA bottom barrell aliexpress products like what I've attached
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When even a dog has the sense to avoid this sped at all costs
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i know we hate lori but god damn the chinese factory shoes she buys really aren't that fucking expensive YRU boots are like 140 on the high end… you're playing into her game anons lol its plastic garbage not even worth 40 dollars. sick of seeing you repeatedly call them 300-500 dollars, reeks of the same anon whos always trying to say kevvys a groomer and a player.
I meant in total really combining all the boots she's gotten is well over 500$ in a short time span. >>190223
I think anons are right on the money and it's a studio Lori would never miss a chance to remake her kawaii loli vampire princess room. But she's staying in the living room and everything is just tossed everywhere. Which fair on par for her but she loved doing her spazz poses infront of the dingy bed
Kevvy mentioned a dingy storage where their cosplay shit lives so that's where their extra stuff is now that they have a smaller place. Also, we saw how Lori just piles things unwashed into a closet.>>190295
It's all small things in cheap wrap around a sad tacky tree, high fashion inside for sure.
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Sell that Chinese shit you keep buying and openly admit your relationship is a charade you fucking hag.
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>>190317>I'm just a form of entertainment
Yeah when you constantly overshare your life and all relationships for 20+ years online, you become entertainment for people to point and laugh at. They're able to watch your sweet, slow decent into poverty and sped porn by googling two words. Usagi Kou. The name you
plastered everywhere demanding that you be the centre of the universe. You wanted to be popular and a known cosplayer, so here you go! Monkey's Paw, bitch. Go cry to Kevvy about it I'm sure he'll go win you a plushie and some ramen, Abuela.
Also more sobbing about animals she literally neglected to death. Again
. This fucking bitch. I feel worse for the animals than anyone else in this situation. Those ferrets deserved happiness and love. They deserved a large play space and caring owners. Instead they got these two fuckheads and a shoebox full of plastic fumes from her clothes hoard and smoke… And she will still cry about how it was natural or something totally so unforseen and tragic she needs $900 immediately and then some. I hope you cry yourself to sleep in your sunken mattress every night, Lori. You deserve nothing less than abject suffering for causing all your "fur babies'" preventable deaths.
>>190323>You deserve nothing less than abject suffering
Who pissed on your cornflakes nonny
Not saying she's a good pet owner, but I hope you are vegan since birth since you are projecting a lot of moral outrage about some old dying ferrets specifically. >The name you plastered everywhere demanding that you be the centre of the universe.
See also: every cow and every thot and every egirl and every dangerhair and every they/them and every queer youth in 2021, her being an attentionseeking drama queen is not novel or unusual anymore, she's one among many thousands (or hundreds of thousands) of similar people. Gotta wonder why certain anons are so pressed about a nobody pg-13 onlyfans thot with some ferrets.
Kevin on the other hand…that man is unintentionally funny and worth documenting in this thread. Lori is pretty boring all things considered. (inb4 hide the thread if you don't like it)
I don't think a day could pass where she would have to be with her own thoughts and not post anything for validation online.
All people need do to avoid being an online spectacle is to stop posting every bit of word salad that comes to mind.
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WKing Lori even against a sperg anon is cringe KEK >>190363
She learned that autistic is the new hip diagnosis with the kids, now she's gonna attribute everything to her tism instead of her being a non-autistic spoiled brat.
Lori isnt autistic. Shes just a stupid selfish lazy insensitive asshole. Getting an autism diagnosis back when she was young was rare and she didnt get one as an adult. We already know theres no way she's been evaluated. Posting something implying she has a neurological condition when she doesnt should be added on to the list of egregious behaviors she's insulted others with.
You show no class as always Lori.
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I love that she'll drop how sad she is in her captions and the comments are always just ignoring her kek
Hey remember when she abused an autistic person her ex husband sexually assaulted and then told the autistic person to self harm? Lori still hasn't "corrected" that as a fake story and never will because she did it. She never leaves her house and so who is "Acting weird" around her for claiming to be autistic? She also is not properly diagnosed as anything because she refuses to get therapy or mental help. Claiming to be autistic when you're not is disgusting, along with this being posted in yet another victim
mentality roll. She is constantly the victim
of every situation however there is over a decade of proof stating she is the abuser. TBH I wish somebody would beat her ass one day or at least scare her i am so sick of her online posts.
>>190452>narcissist with an existential crisis over money
Loony spending her days editing stupid selfies and still getting no money is hilarious.
She's just copying other thots with actual followings who use sob stories and wondering why it doesn't work for her.
Nta and these are valid
points but the fuck anon what kind of schizo googles people before becoming their friend…
As someone who also knew her a long time Anon, you know she is no ones friend. Did you only know her online? If you ever knew her in person you know she's even worse than her online persona lets on. What did she ever do for you other than bitch, grip and act nuts everytime you were with her? How about her ever famous "stomach ache" that ruined every convention meal you ate with or near her? How about the continuous problems she had or the fact that she never shut the fuck up long enough to let anyone else have a moment that didn't revolve around her? How about turning every city trip, convention and hang out about her needing someone to "take care of her". She's so selfish. She makes it clear she's no ones friend. I never knew why any of the Kous or as anyone else hung on her to get shit on then complained about. Her unfriending you should be no surprise. She always wiped people like they were nothing. She has no real relationships, only acquaintances she dumps when they dont do for her or fall into line with distorted view of the world.
Keep in mind, I was never her friend. I was just around in the same circles. I couldnt stand the bitch and fortunately she disappeared from my circle a long time ago. I had a mutual send me a link to one of the older threads a while back. Its no surprise to me that what she's living now was going to happen because of her choices. Could have seen it coming a mile away, even back then. .
Not one friend and not one simp because the only people buying her OF were doing it to leak her shitty pics for being a fraud.>>190568
Sounds like you got some interesting stories anon, please spill!
"Hope she gets help" anon sounds like Lori talking to herself. She's only recently begging for money with the new fake autism story for sympathy.
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Imagine spending your Christmas begging to talk to redditors via OnlyFans dms.
Her desperate attempt at editing her hair, such Zero Two spicy. She's shit at this posting the same set over and over. Even posting old sets intermittently brings some
chiming in to say that I'm another person who thought we were friends until we weren't. But,I'm not about to chase after her like I might've when we were younger.>>190522
From what it seems, the group unfriended, myself included, predated even the pockybox drama. Pretty sure she even unfriended Adam.. wasn't she his "sis" at one point?
Echoing the others in no, I didn't approach her either. After all these years it's not like we were close but we weren't on bad terms either until she just randomly unfriended a bunch of people. It was actually good to see people in this thread (looks like there's at least four of us) that happened to too?
When you know someone for a long time you still hope for the best even if time and time again there's never any hope I guess.
She's holding out for more suckers. She knows all she has to do is find fresh meat and cue her wailing and pleading in the DMs. She'll continue to do what she's always done and she thinks we
are the friendless, pathetic lowlifes who do nothing but use and bully people. It's as easy as linking this thread, saying "see! I'm being stalked and murdered via cyber bullying! I'm poor and a sex worker and struggling so hard!!!!11! Please help but like only if you care…" and then waiting for money. In fact, watch how fast she reverts to accepting any requests and sub DMs because she's that dry now. >>190658
I agree. I can't imagine seriously not having a single person on my side. All she has is that one troon who wants to fuck, Claire's pity and Jessie's occasional react and comment back. Everyone else like you said is just waiting and watching. She's a digital side show, for free you can see a ghost of your past suffer the way she made others suffer. She was so shitty to people for so long, now she's shocked and depressed because her just desserts. Sucks to suck. I hope this is the start of the homelessness / breakup / cheating arc. Whatever happens, what's currently going on cannot be maintained another year. "Loli" over here gonna be hooking for that forbidden spicy income while Kevin glues together EVA pads like "Babe, Look what I made!" KEKKKK Thriving. Grinding, even.
>>190684>I'm waiting for Kevin to snap and seriously harm or kill her
Jesus Christ anon, the people in Lori's thread are truly deranged. I don't see this kind of ill wishes anywhere else on lolcow.
I'd ask what she did to make you all so crazy, but as it has just transpired it's unfriending longtime mutuals without explanation + being shitty in person in the distant past.
Wishing someone's partner kill
them is fucking deranged though, and I'm not a whiteknight for saying it. Seek help. The thread description even says this in bold all caps:>IF LORI MAKES YOU ANGRY ENOUGH TO A-LOG OR BLOG POST, GET A THERAPIST AND MEDICATION. NOBODY CARES, YOU'RE UNHINGED. IGNORING THESE RULES WILL RESULT IN BANS
Exactly, she sees people as suckers. She use to consider people her fans online, not friends, even if she called you a friend. She's only in it for what you provide her, if its admiration, attention or money your good but outside of that and your useless to her. I bet she'd even be done with Kevin by now if he wasnt providing her a roof and a roommate. >>190715
This is so true, she lives for this attention, like a true narcissist. She sees her name on the same pages as Delphine and the like and she thinks shes still fresh and in. If these threads all went away then she would be really aware of how no one cares or is interested. She thinks any attention is good attention.
Eh, I can remember watching her sit alone in the floor with Kayla and one of her Momchans at some way back con. A huge group of people sat on the couches and no one ever looked over at her, no one liked her and her group hadn't formed yet. That wasnt the only con I saw that at. She had a period of terror where her group and her drama were known but even then, it was all bad attention. Ultimately she was always a nobody. It's likley that her denial is more external than internal, and in some moments of clarity she's aware that she's publicly humiliated herself for nearly 2 decades. Eventually she really will just be an old lady with nothing and even these threads wont mean anything to her because she'll have to face reality whether she wants to or not.
>>190724>And no one cared that she unfriended them
Four+ people commenting on her gossip board thread kinda suggests they do care, if they didn't care they either woulda not noticed or moved on.
People unfriend/unfollow others all the time, usually doesn't result in them joining a shitpost gossip thread about them in the aftermath.
And that anon was clearly not concerned for Kevin's mental health, it was very clear alogging.>Truth be told, I'm waiting for…((alog))
and then finishing the post by clarifying they have no sympathy for anyone except the animals. >The only ones I feel for are the animals suffering.
The only thing clear is this "anon" had a nerve struck.
Anon, your making a bigger deal than anyone so you must care the most.
Go roll your computer chair to a different corner and take a breath.
Reading comprehension isn't a Lori skill when she's trying to self-WK though. She will reach at anything to make herself a victim
. Kevin has been unstable for years due to her, not some thread on the internet.
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Is it just me or is she wearing a padded bra under that saggy bra top? She looks so doughy and out of shape here.
Disgusting. She literally looks like she's wearing a grany set of underwear and bra. Nothing fits, she looks like a chubby toddler wearing her granny's stuff.
Has she never considered buying a $5 tripod off Amazon and a bluetooth clicker so she doesn't always have her ugly hands holding her phone? Literally nobody wants to pay for mirror selfies. But I guess the prospect of spending that money on more cheap Chinese polyester is stronger than actually making anything of quality.
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Another angle of her granny look
She’s so out of touch with cosplay and fast fashion trends - even for a “closet cosplay” this is just desperate and lazy - just wears a pair of Amazon costume ears and slaps “Zelda” into the title.
Way to project that “I’m not like other girls - i play video games/watch anime” pick me vibe.
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Kek as usual they down vote negative comments eith their fake accounts.
There isnt more to it. This thread has shown multiple pictures of what's she's posted and compared to the layouts available, it's just a studio. >>191006
Kevin's computer desk can be seen here >>189685
and here >>189529
And loris desk is right next to it.
Definitely thin they're in a studio and just don't have a bed or it isn't permanent. At this point we've seen just about every wall and based on the floor plans from the site we would have seen doors to a bed room by now. Plus we make fun of the apartment but I really do agree that they would have shown the bedroom by this point. Especially with the way they have to use the kitchen if they're both making "content" at the same time.
I don't think they live separately because they can hardly afford this place unless Kevin has some secret well paying job behind closed doors.
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Just fucking awful. Letting this animal suffer this much instead of putting out to sleep and then having the audacity to beg the internet to prolong its suffering. Fuck them.
'keep our socials seperate'
Except that anyone with half a brain can figure out lori and her socials… Especially because you keep naming her in this post. If you really cared, you wouldn't even bring her name up. This entire post screams 'Lori screamed at me for hours and I wrote this to calm her down and make her feel good about herself' with a b plot about puck, lol.
Also, guess 3 ferrets died? Now she has one left? They didn't even talk about the other two, just named one.
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4 people cared to donate $310. Do you think Lori will let Kevin get a pair of shoes for this?
>>191028>Please help my ferret>"Lori goes through so much visceral suffering">"If anyone deserves anything for New Years, it's Lori"
They obviously do not care about the wellbeing of their pets. Those ferrets were suffering far more, as with all of the animals she has owned. Once again, it's only ever about Lori. So selfish. This post reeks of her hovering over Kevin while he typed this out.>>191030
It was not long ago that Lori posted a video of two ferrets together, one that looked like it was struggling. I wonder if that was an old video, and if that ferret's been gone for a while.
It seems like she saves these dead ferret announcements specifically for when they need money for rent and tacky plastic.
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From the gofundme page kek
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Kev's saying that she only had 3 ferrets when they met, but aren't there 4? Which is it?
If shes so hardworking and independant why does he state here >>191028
that he HAD to quit his job to take care of her and the ferrets? Which ones the truth Kevin?
Not everyone gets to live out their dreams. And when those who do try to and end up failing, the world doesnt owe you anything for your failures. Cut your losses and work a “bullshit” part time or 2. “Bullshit” income is better than zero income.
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Wait so the GFM is actually for their rent? Lol well I'm sure they're hoping they'll have a little money left over to bring Puck to the vet to be put down.
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Hang on. Hang on. Kevin's written that Suki died December 23rd. It's December 30th now, so their ferret died 7 days ago.
But 7 days ago Lori got her fancy nails did and posted about it on her story. No news of ferrets dying. And every day before that was just her usual pooping-posing in her cheap plastic clothes in front of the mirror.
So which is it? Did the ferret actually die on the 23rd and they pretended to live their lives like it never happened? Or did the ferret die a while back and they're just posting about it now for sympathy bux? Considering how much both Kevin and Lori harp on about the ferrets being their 'babies' and how much they love them, either way seems super fucking sketchy. The timelines don't match up.
Kek anon, that's all there is to it. At least before Kevin can sleep on the couch. Now they share an inflatable bed in the middle of the room.
Kevvy's hands are stuck in a coffee table thinking it's a desk in that same room, beside Lori's with the plastic chair. Literally nothing functional and Kevvy is stuck making videos in the kitchenette area.>>191033
Agreed. The way they keep asking for specific amounts on a regular basis with such fervor suggests an addiction.
At least this proves once and for all his parents are paying for it all.
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This is the only mention of Pan. The post was made June 12. A fourth ferret did exist, but they only want to mention three.
but noonie, lori’s back is injured. she can’t do anything else besides going to her totally not shared pool and take bad edited photos.
serious though, that one line made the least sense out of all the nonsense post. they both dumb and don’t want to work is my guess
>>191028>I quit my job in april to take care of Lori and the ferrets while she works
When Lori's "work" is shooping photos and doesn't prevent her from caring for her pets.
The death references I wish my babies were alive
are making me think they all died and there isn't even the one left.
If you read the whole thing from start to finish, he admits his family has been helping them financially which we suspected, he blames their evictions on having ferrets (but words it as not being told they can renew their leases), and then can't seem to decide if the money is for vet bills or rent.
He starts off saying the amount is for Puck's current vet bill, then says they can't afford their rent, then says they can pay rent but then have nothing left over so it's a dire situation, then says the money is for the vet bill and their rent.
Also, top kek to Kevin saying they moved to Utah because of a "rough patch." The rough patch being him stabbing his leg, his parents coming to get him and Lori driving to Utah to stalk him and move in.
I love Kev coming out with all of this so soon after his massive sperg against the haters. >>186473
He's contradicted everything he said. Guess the haters were right Kevin. The biggest audacity is that he still thinks he is above working a part-time job and has all of these excuses, including 'caring for the ferrets'.
The ferrets would have been better off euthanized instead of prolonging their suffering. Kev and Lori clearly weren't willing to pay for regular treatments. Weren't willing, because they both could have gotten jobs and stopped buying bullshit they don't need. Obviously the ferrets weren't that high of a priority.
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You haven't been nice to animals, Lori.
Wow! They are huge liars! That's a ridiculous spin on their lives. How shameless and pathetic to say any of this and beg for money. Get a fucking job losers. I cant believe their hanging on so tightly to her "working" and calling it a "modeling career".
I dont think they could afford the place they moved into, even if it's a studio, it was to much. They figured they would work it out and didnt since they dont work, no matter how much they pretend they do. Same mistakes, over and over. They need some reality already. >>191106
Start with not living a retarded life online and then wondering why people are laughing.
How does some amount of people disliking her explain that she has no subs?
They need to face it, even if she didnt have a poor past, the subscribers who know nothing about it just aren't buying what she's selling. She failed all on her own, some people disliking her didnt prevented her from getting subs.
No, their animals. Yes pets are part of the family, but they aren't "babies" or an actual family. >I cant look at the clothes or boards I bought
Take them back retard>buisness
Since when are their pet ferrets part of a buisness? Were they breeding the sick ferrets? Someone call the aspca on these two or the local animal control in SLC. >please the internet
So they admit she jumps through hoops for the "hadurs"? Such low self esteem
These two are the most shameless con artists. To bad more people dont know what chumps they become if they give these two any money.
Get a job you fucking losers. People dont quit their jobs to take care of sick pets.
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>>191142>Since when are their pet ferrets part of a buisness?
He's just being "cutesy" by using this term, but it's confusing because nobody knows what it means. Picrel.
Oh my god she's like 36 getting trolled on Reddit and farms. Shut the hell up, you babies. People are literally dying.>spent some family Christmas money
Did you burn through your rent and food money already too? Poor you.>can't look at clothes or boards he got
Return them x2. You have 30 days typically, especially with mall stores. Kev can't brain. Also he just doesn't care enough to part with it.>take care of Lori and the ferrets while she works
What work? Texting other men? Bending over and spreading cheek for two hours? Fake fucking herself and heaving like an anime catgirl? Like she couldn't care for them in between that. No need sugarcoating it, everyone on God's green Earth knows that bitch is lazy and an uwu victim
. Never been through shit so she floats from person to person just leeching and cheating and stealing. Sucks to suck and reap what you sow! >It's embarrassing for me to ask for help
But sperging about killing yourself, other people, calling the cops and being cyber gang stalked isn't embarrassing enough for you? Schizoposting is fine but asking for money to make up for what YOU lost being retards is over the line. Clearly you feel fucking stupid and guilty as you should. Those ferrets are dead cause of both of you. Your negligence and narcissistic tendencies placed materialism over your "family" like Lori has always shown. You're her spitting image except somehow tackier and dumber. God. I hope she never has children, I hope she's sterile. Crazy ass crackers.
Woo boy you leave the thread for a day and suddenly there's a lot to catch up on>>191151
putting Kevvy down for meth>>191028>she works so hard for her money
Bitch, where? She doesn't put in any effort into her photos, outfits, makeup, backdrops, edits, etc. Even you yourself have said previously that she "clicks two buttons" on an app to edit it. Doesn't sound like a lot of work. Get your story straight.
>I get a lot of hate mail
One message here and there that get posted here isn't "a lot". He's so desperate to be famous, it's fucking hilarious.
>I honestly can't even look at the clothes or boards I bought
Like other anons said, return them instead of begging then.
>I have receipts and all if anyone thinks this is a cash grab
Ok, then post them. Full and clear with at least your first names showing.
>I wish my fiance had the cushion she once did
Forever baffling how delusional they are. If they had cushion Lori wouldn't have been begging for "spicy subs" just to eat topkek.
>I had to quit my job in April to take care of Lori and the ferrets while she works
A.K.A. I had to quit my job to be a bitch boy house maid banished to the kitchen while my fiance who pretends I don't exist online and has me blocked most of the time takes pictures of her asshole in cheap lingerie then sits on the couch and shoves food down her throat while she edits her pictures into oblivion.
>part time nonsense
Laughing at him for thinking he deserves more with how tarnished they both are, both in person and online
>This is why I haven't bought any shoes
Maybe you haven't Kev, but didn't Lori just recently buy those cheap, overpriced, hideous stripper boots recently? Or did you conveniently forget and/or leave that out
>I only bought a few things for xmas on sale
If this was truly dire you wouldn't even be thinking about buying anything unnecessary like that.>>191039>even my "popular" exfriends in the cosplay community
Topkek he's never going to get off this is he?
>because watching her work so hard and have all this happen in one year is breaking my heart
Aww, y'all are butthurt about the karma coming back around your way>>191040
I feel so utterly bad for these poor little ferrets having such shit parents. Insulinoma is caused in ferrets by their surroundings and food they eat. He's trying to cover his ass by saying that they were feeding them expensive food, what about before? We all saw how shittily these ferrets lived in your dirty ass apartment. Another thing though, as sad as it is… if they're dead already, you don't need this extra money. "Future vet bills" my ass, get a fucking JOB and start saving.>>191106
Funny how she suddenly starts speaking this way only when she's packed on the pounds topkek. Getting harder to edit away that extra fat, Lori?
So wait, wait. One ferret was sick and "fought" for eight months, and another for six months, and the third is still fighting now. And you didn't think in all that time maybe you shouldn't be buying all the garbage shoes and sk8torboi clothes over the last eight months? Maybe Lori could've skipped her manicures or bought less cheap ass bikinis and stripper shoes? If you know your ferrets are sick and need vet care, and they are THAT IMPORTANT to you as you say, why the hell are you not saving money knowing full well you're going to need it for their care as more and more issues arise?
Bullshit. Blow it out Lori's wasted butthole, Kev. You want money for rent and drugs.
>>191151>>opioid pain meds
I have long suspected Lori of this and it just seems more and more likely. As someone who has had addicts in their life, both of them seem like addicts. Kev writes precisely the way my addict did, and plays the victim
in the exact same way.
"Ohh I need money because uhm my ferrets all died and we have vet bills but I work really hard but I quit my job and I don't have any money but I bought several skateboards and clothing recently and like uhm, it's so embarrassing to beg for money but I'm doing it anyway instead of being a normal human being and I didn't even go on vacation or eat nice food lately so like, there is a lot to feel sorry about for me."
It's soooo fucking triggering
reading it quite honestly.
He and Lori post like absolute tweakers. Selfish, no coherent thought, tons of lies and a strong helping of cope.>>191154>>191154
Hope his parents cut him off completely. Why are they sending a grown man "Christmas money" other than for drugs? His spergouts over being cut off from buying landfill items with Lori jumping ship would be amazing to witness in real time.
Who are the people actually giving money to the GFM? His family?
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>>191181>Who are the people actually giving money to the GFM? His family?
Good question. Gfm up to $395 now, 6 donors.
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Took the hit and registered. Most photos are the same boring reposts from her Instagram, but this pic left me truly horrified. She looks like a cartoon villain who took a punch in the chest from Superman. Her sternum be touching her spine. Spoiler for Lego vagine.
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I did not understand her condition was so severe. How can she post this shit? Is she delusional? Does she really think this is good to look at? Or is this some humiliation festish? I don't understand…
Horrifying, people would pay to wash their eyes after looking at it.
Imagine carrying the mirror to the bathroom to take a pic like this..
This reminds me of an old post talking about how she brings so much garbage into a home and leaves cheap junk in the bathroom. Looks like nothing has changed.
This. If she fixed her chest it would help her back and spine alignment, if she did that she would have basically no visible disabilities (aside from being an insane crackhead) which means less pity bux and excuses. She will let it kill her before she takes away her money makers. Especially now seeing that she neglected all those ferrets to death. >>191220
They look like animal skins or something. That's horrifying. So spicy and thriving with perfect hair except it looks like she pulled those from the garbage outside. >>191198
Her body makes me feel really, really good about my ribs, chest and vulva. Eugh. Nothing could fix any of that mess. Glad my mom wasn't on drugs when she had me! Could have been sinkhole-chan over here.
We were acquaintances many, many years ago in the early aughts. I’ve seen her in bathing suits. She was just as much of an exhibitionist in her youth and would flash us at times, especially after her nip piercings. Her chest NEVER looked this bad. There was only a little divot, nothing noticeable. And her tits were symmetrical. This is a severe decline. I now believe that she does indeed have a spine injury. She may be far well past a state where a safe surgery can be performed.
If she’s not already collecting benefits, she definitely qualifies. It looks really painful.
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Jfc I didn’t know it was that bad. Looking at her makes me wonder how she breathes
>>191239>Did not know it was possible for tits to make ahegao eyes
Fucking kek, they are going in completely different directions.>>191264
She is getting fatter with Kevvy's parent funds feeding her. So now she says body shaming is bad despite partaking in it at the same time.
It's becoming clear why she hates cows like moo. Used to think she was just jealous of moo's money but it's probably because people were actually paying to look at moo.
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this is one of her old nudes for reference. she maybe is using her hair to hide the PE but even the position of her breasts is a lot more normal in this.
ferret anon here. I know we all know this entire post is horseshit, but to add to that, that special 'carnivore care' food is total crap. Everyone who has ever had a ferret KNOWS that ferrets need special food that is very high in protein, more so than cat food. They get very sick if they eat food that isn't high protein %. You should of been feeding the ferrets that type of food from the VERY START of OWNING A FERRET.
So they're either lying out of their asses her and hoping people don't understand/know, or they are that retarded and were feeding the ferrets food that were not meant for ferrets. I've heard of people giving ferrets cat food for their whole lives and the poor things get massively sick over time…
And another thing, why would you own not 1, but 4 fucking ferrets if you have a hard time paying bills? Don't own pets you can't easily afford, vet bills included. Especially ferrets which easily get vet bills more expensive than cats/dogs and more frequently.
Considering the moralfagging you (your posting style is obvious) do ITT about uwu the ferrets
while mocking the disabled, genuinely seek help for your personality disorder. You are no better than Lori.
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samefag, here's the actual image
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How funny would it be if Kevin made the GFM, gave the money to Lori and she used it to bail on him and start a new life lol.
We already know she hates him after this post
Wow she's deformed. I was seriously shocked to see this picture.>>191311
She's such a con artists. Scams people with fake pictures and fake go fund me accounts but that will run out soon enough.
Kevin probably made the GFM because nobody wants to give money to Lori in her circle, so she needs to use his family.
He's probably stupid enough to have connected the GFM to her bank account and she's already taking the funds.
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So… Is the GFM for the vet bills, her rent or her getting even pudgier?
Yeah ferrets get health issues like no tomorrow, it's something like 50% chance for them to get cancer, their first year mortality rate is pretty bad I'm sure too.
There are a lot of breeding issues in USA ferreting but they are predisposed to getting adrenal issues and basically diabetes if they eat even a little bit too much bad food
Kevin tries to make it seem like he has no job but he's been reselling shoes on Ebay or something and called it work. He wants Lori to look successful but he admitted his parents are paying for everything. His parents probably got the tiny apt knowing she can't fit in it and hoped she'd leave.
They pay rent and food for only one person so it's not enough for Lori and drugs, that's why they look like ghouls living off ramen and cheap takeout. Lori's only money is the OF which is just enough to get fake trinkets from aliexpress, fake nails and drugstore hair dye.
For whatever reason, Kevvy still wants to pretend they're rolling in money and wearing high fashion off her deformed tits while begging on GFM.
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Who are these people who are donating?!
Nah it’s just kind of like a thread. Only difference is you have to register to post or see content posted by other users. There are only a handful of posts by the same few users and most are reposts of crap she posts on Instagram. This was really the only x-rated set roosted from onlyfans and apparently the user had to pay out the ass for it in addition to the sub.
Tldr; even her leaked shit is 99% the same shit she posts on Instagram and twitter despite paywalls and she has no loyal subs.
I agree, her face is bloated and she looks haggard even though only a few years ago she was normal looking and posted unfiltered pics of her and Kevin.
She has addict face, and behavior
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Lol, sure Lori. She's in the comments saying the person doing this trolling is just trying to get her to say something bad about others' bodies and she's just so above that.
This whole shtick where Lori pretends that she wasn't a raging psycho cunt who bullied others maliciously for their looks and bodies for 20 years and she's just "tired" and over people treating each other poorly is laughable. This is like the third time she has posted something like this.
As a rando who just visits lolcow for general amusement I have to admit the haters who have consistently commented on her stuff for bordering two decades are a special level of unhinged, she's not even interesting. When's the last time she even sperged out?
Her longtime haters hold onto milk from 15 years ago and deny she's changed despite her not posting anything super bitchy for a while now. She is bad at replying but gets very low quality comments, naturally.
They're just as deranged and cow-like as her if not more at this point.
Not saying the person making these pathetic school playground insults is a longtime hater, but they certainly seem uniquely pressed.
Agreed, it's a lazy setup by Lori to make herself look good when she has to defend herself from imaginary haturz. Nobody would bother to comment on her socials, all she gets is bots.
Kevvy does the same thing when making up strawman arguments or fixating on certain things like height, kek.
They're both dumb as shit.
Kevin and Lori aren't even good at sockpuppeting all day.
Lori is so spineless that regular begging doesn't work anymore, because she has no friends. She resorts to making comments at herself in hopes that some stranger with a few shekels would take pity on her animals and hopefully her.
Imagine being that bored that they sit around making fake accounts to argue with themselves. They must be going crazy in that tiny studio together.
Get jobs, losers.
Kevvy and Lori likely have already tried to get jobs for years but nobody wants them, even in a shortage. They don't even know how to interact with humans or stay off the internet.
At this rate they can't get a teenager's summer job even if they tried. Lori's peak experience being F21 is beyond laughable.
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It just gets worse every time she posts, she's so late to every trend. The red and the contacts really age her and those nails look like literal play doh claws. I'm in awe at the fact she doesn't realize how terrible she looks. So so unbelievably cheap and crusty. She desperately needs a makeover. She needs her Free People boho aesthetic more now than ever.
Her chest is so dented in it looked like she has completely different cup sizes.
Anons are probably right that she isn’t getting it fixed because she needs it as leverage for begging, but tinfoil what if she’s just waiting for it to kill her? It would be slow and painful, but she’s got nothing going on in her life and has got to be miserable
What gets me is how every photo is almost the exact same now - same pose with the phone out front and centre - like her laziness is so overpowering she can’t understand how truly boring she is.
She looks like she just finished sobbing - looking at herself in the mirror through the phone. Just fuckin’ bleak.
No one said she wasn't fair game to drag and the anons you're referring to out of nowhere are likely newfags, not anybody who has known or known of Lori since her Usagi days. The only people who seem to bitch about how to "properly" gossip about her are the ones who think she doesn't need a thread in the first place because 'oh her last meltdown was sooooooo long ago! how bad did she hurt you guys' like >>191497
over here and several others I'm too lazy to go search for again.
Probably Krissie or any leftover Kous she managed to con into defending her still.
Exactly. Her flopping is always someone else's fault. It's haters and trolls who are stealing her subs and taking her life away, not the fact that she sucks at her "job". If you've seen one of her photos you've seen them all, give or take a flash of her Lego labia. She can't get it through her thick skull that even the dumbest of men will see her scam and avoid her. There's so many other women and teens who do much more for less (sadly) but Lori thinks her face and body is really that
sought after. You would think she would realize how much she's failed when she bought bots and comments, but no., The delusion lives on forever in her head. She totally does look like she just bawled her eyes out over some fast food lmao. Probably did if all she's done over the holidays is stare at herself through Meitu and funnel burgers into her pie hole all alone. That's sad even for her. No family or friends, just Kevin and his shitty gifts, burger king and smelly plastic clothes.
Whenever Lori comes into the thread she attempts to deflect by saying that someone else, like that girl she skinwalked or all the posters here, are worse cows than her.
Considering she has no friends to give her money and has resorted to random animal FB groups and sockpuppeting all day, it's safe to say it's herself since she uses dated terms like "haters" every single time.
Thought the same when I saw that post but I ignored it so she could seethe topkek. 100% sounds like her or the used q-tip coping.>>191611
This picture is so terrible, I don't even know where to start. You covered most of it though, my eyes went directly to her dollar store press-ons that aren't even shaped to fit her nail beds. Her unplucked pink brows look horrendous as well, her fried and choppy hair doesn't even blend in with her ratty extensions anymore, and she's really porked up. The hiding your fat upper arms trick isn't working anymore Lorena, we see the fat in your face and fat fingers. Gloves and poofing your face up are only making it worse kek. Slimming apps and changing the vertical tilt on the picture aren't doing much anymore either. Her chest looks awful too, still baffling that she thinks it's attractive and that people want to see that.
The entire photo itself is a disaster. Bright red on pastel blues? No wonder you have no subs Lori. Ever heard of backdrops? No effort whatsoever in her content. And Kevin has the nerve to call it a job. KEK
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More pedo bait pandering, cluttered background, same pose as usual. And only 18 likes
Putting the horns on does not make this cosplay. It’s so lazy. >>191655
I think it’s bizarre at their ages that they don’t have normal clothing, normal kitchen supplies, savings, functional furniture. >>191611
The pink eyes/nails don’t match her outfit at all. The styling is so lazy she didn’t even put the second glove on
I can’t believe people actually donated to the go fund me. They are con artists. They’re both able to get jobs they choose not to.
I’m convinced the farmhand for this thread is one of Lori’s early aughts vendetta chans. I bet they’re also in their late 30s and living a similar life to Lori spending their entire days jobless and lurking this board.
If I get banned for this post then we know it’s true.(shit, you got me)
The gif where she transforms from real to meitu needs an updated version, kek.
This thread was never relevant until Kevin came into the picture. It would have died out if Kevin wasn't sperging and she wasn't using his accounts as sockpuppets for self promotion or grifting. It's on him now to drop a candid.
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This is just pathetic. She ties anything and everything to her onlyfans.
If the rumors are true about him pissing on the suit, I wonder why he doesn't do more shit like post her candids. It's a free way to piss her off.
We know you read this thread Kevin, just make a facebook post about your kawaii uguu girlfriend who you love so much, and post a candid of her bloated face with no makeup or edits. Then a farmer can screencap it and you can appear blameless.
So now magically she's so brutally traumatized and broken she's forgetting everything within a week of it happening? When's her DID larp going to start? Full of shit, Lori. You don't have memory issues from trauma you have them cause you're a piece of shit stoner who does nothing all day. You aren't uwu traumatized so badwy. Get the fuck over yourself, you
did more damage to the people around you than vice versa. What a joke.
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What a stunted looser. What's she sad she wasted all her young cosplay time on crap cosplay so she's sticking in an ita phase that should have happened 20 years ago?
This looks like shit.>>191736>When's her DID larp going to start?
When her autism/traumatized phase gets boring to her… but she'll still wear the horns.
The peesuit story and ensuing antics is what got me paying attention to the thread.
Without Kevvy, Loopytits was just an outdated skinwalker, griefing popular cosplay girls half her age while begging for dimes.
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What's with his face? Why are his cheeks like that wtf they're so sunken
How old is this creep again?
I swear Lori epanded her forever-a-teen delusion to him.
They are gonna look as "howudoinmahfellowkids" as raven in a couple of years
I believe this 100%
Has a gut, bald and on drugs. I wonder if Kevin realised that men hit the wall in their 30s and he will soon be too ugly and old even for Lori.
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? You realise there are white Latinas, right?
Anyway Lori is Latina, she's half Cuban if I remember right. Her natural skin colour looks better than the snow filter bleaching
The issue with that isn't whether or not she's Latina. Her father is Chilean. If you see pictures of him and her brother, the features are even more prominent. The issue with it is that she white washes herself and does as much editing ad she can to hide it and has never used it as any part of the representation of who she is - then you have Kevin sperg about her and use her being Latina as a reason people are trying to cancel her. No one cares if she's Latina or that she tries to erase it, but Kevin listing it along with her being disabled and and a sex worker as pity points for why people should respect her and not hate her is the problem.
Yet again it all comes back to Kevin being a massive idiot.
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Beep beep homies she got a HAT from a scrote! We were WRONG she does have homies and subs. She showed us. Clearly she's supported and very successful and Jeremy is very real and not potentially made up for an instagram story.
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Bruh you can't whitewash yourself if you're already white, she's a white latina, as >>192078
said, she's probably 90% white or something, her editing makes her look like a ghost but that doesn't mean she's less white in candids, she's just a regular-ass white girl with tan skin and her features don't scream "mixed" to me at all.
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Kek now she's made a new face entirely, can't even keep up with her own shoops. Love that she's clone tooled the pudge lines and creases off her stomach to make it creepy smooth with no dimension or shade. We know you're pot-bellied, don't need to lie to kick it, cerda.
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The hat and Lori's face not as shopped, looking very mature. Vids posted over on kf.
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Maybe she's trying to look horrifying on purpose.
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Dunno who she's trying to fool with this "cleavage."
She's also trying to add her new arm fat. Same as here >>192341
She's not fooling anybody with those fat cheeks and her poofing her face is only making them look even fatter topkek
Living up to her Cerda (pig) name.>>192341
When oh when will this bitch learn to do even semi decent eyeliner
The desperation in her face . . .
Who is she trying attract now? Her outfits are getting worse, and way she stares at her reflection through the phone screen is psychotic.
Why not use a tripod? Why have the phone in view? What are these pics for at this point, besides to feed her personal delusion?
You nailed it. It's only
to feed her delusion. What would she have in her life otherwise? Remove Instagram and playing dress up from her day to day. According to Kevin, all she does aside from that is eat garbage fast food and sleep all day. She would probably end up slipping into some tweak or alcohol and just give up entirely. If she didn't have "free" shoes and clothes coming from scam shops, Kevin's parents and Jeremy with his hat money, she would be homeless, filthy and hooking. She has nothing to show for her entire 35 or so years on this planet. Literally nothing, barring her threads and ED pages. This is her light at the end of the tunnel. Waking up and gazing into the eyes of what she thinks could have been or still could be. That app and her sucking in are the entire backbone of her self image. Without it I think she would legitimately kill herself. The weight of aging and never doing anything meaningful are beating the absolute ever-living shit out of homegirl right now. Meitu is saving this woman's life single handedly, kek.
It must be disheartening deep down for her to realize all the highly fabricated pics she puts up are still not good enough.
On top of the pics being fake, she has to pay for fake engagement to feel good. Literally no friends or community, no "simp" homies either. Bet the person who bought her a cheap hat is herself again, everything she ever buys maxes out in the $20 range. Beyond paltry for this stage of her life.
As the wise philosopher Megan thee Stallion once said, “ I better not ever catch you talkin' shit if your bank account still attached to your mom's”
And yes Lori, Kevin’s mom counts. You’re middle aged hon.
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This picture is beyond unusable. This should be deleted, not edited into oblivion, then shared.
And the fug Hobby Lobby clear plastic chair is back. Tacky, like everything else she owns.
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On top of that she can't be bothered to even use auto correct, literally illiterate. What the fuck is danger spaghetti? The worms growing in her old cheap pink dildo?
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>Hey MooMoos, feeling crunchy? Me thinks you should wiggle on over to the forbidden spice for the danger spaghetti, good uwu homies may even get some exiled ravioli if they're good simp up homie homies! Boop beep! Little homie tingz! Wubba lubba dub dub winner winner chicken dinner wiggle wiggle burgie babi~
Bitch, I can't take this spicy baby talk.
Reads like an ESL AI-generated post. >>192828
The gofundme is carrying their bills now.
Wonder if they blocked each other again over it.
This is the saddest relationship dynamic ever - do they just not speak to each other in person?
Then again - what the fuck would they even have to talk about? Considering Lori apparently cuts up Kevin’s hoodies - and Kevin pisses (literally) on her costumes.
But you guys are “in love” and “working so hard” - right Kevin?
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>>192867> homie homie, macaroni!
I’ve only ever seen this from her. Is this really her being SOOOO random!!!! /holds up spork/
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Who is Morrigan? I doubt the character looks like this.
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Like this. Not even close
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I’m sure literally not a soul told her she resembled this character. The hair color/make up and style looks nothing like lori. And the screen cap about cosplaying is ironic because Lori doesn’t even actually cosplay anymore. Her shitty tacky put together plastic garbage outfits are not cosplay. She is so full of herself for no reason. Maybe instead of trying to skinwalk you could get an actual job or hobby to pay your vet bills/rent instead of whatever the fuck this is.
Same poses as always - same costumes as always - same amount of effort as always.
Went through the effort to show off the tripod - still can’t learn to use it.
It’s getting old Lori - like you.
No one will ever convince me that this woman has an IQ within the normal range. This is either a very low intelligence, mental illness or drugs. Doing this in a mirror watching yourself, let alone allowing others to see it is very telling. She looks so ridiculous, I almost feel sorry for her.>>192884
Delusional. She looks nothing like that character.
TOPKEK she's really trying Morrigan? Baby, don't even bother. This is painful.>>192867
Literally sounds like a Chucky doll. She's on drugs.
They probably are still fighting every day and worse in the tiny room. This is why Kevin is always outside. Or in the shower like >>192871
That makes sense because her name is totally Latina. Her candids look like a different person in skintone as well.
Thanks for the glaringly obvious observation, u tard. That wasn’t the point of >>192931
The point being Lori is so fucking lazy she can’t be bothered to incorporate anything having to do w a succubus into her succubus “cosplay.”.
Because she's a liar and her entire life is a lie. These "little ones" probably dont even register in her brain anymore.>>192931>>192949
She's so lazy she just try's to add any character name that could in any way be associated with her garbage pictures because she's so desperate to hang onto cosplay and even more desperate for a place to post on reddit since she got booted from so many subreddits. Its pathetic.
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She can't even be bothered to put on a corset or any of her pleather outfits for Morrigan? She's debatably one of the easiest thot cosplays aside from Super Sonico. She wears pink and kept her hair platinum when she could have just left it yellow and that would be canon. She has a lot of outfits that would go with this character enough to make it actually Morrigan cosplay to a degree. There's like a hundred color variants but platinum hair, striped and pink is NOT one. She easily could have done the nurse variant of her in white. Retard doesn't know ANY of the characters she cosplays, it's so annoying. You're not a cosplayer, hag. You haven't turned out a real cosplay with effort in 20 years. Even in your prime you were grifting and propped up by photoshop. She fails at every character she tries cause she can't possibly do .003 milliseconds of of scanning the first page of Google. I hope she does go gyaru and try to do that kogal character. She's going to look like a middle aged Latina troon hooker in a school girl uniform. (Like she would even wear anything besides that awful strawberry lingerie seifuku and the reflective Moeflavor set. Who am I kidding?) At this point I wish the bitch would just go away forever and never bring her or her slave's raggedy mugs to any con ever. Do "elf bb" milf porn on MFC and just go full rock bottom. You'll make more money that way, Lori. Give up on your model dream, you're chasing a ghost you never had the chance of catching even as a teen. Lmfao.
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I love that Kevin threw a like onto this post from Lori about how she's bummed she doesn't get to talk to other men enough LOL.
I want to know what her end game is.
No really - she’s close to 40, dresses like she’s grasping to her 20s, types like she’s a teen stuck in the 90s, lives through filters, and is constantly fishing (and failing hard) for the replacement for Kevin - aka. Another dumb ass who will pay for her food/ clothes/ rent
What’s her plan? Continue to put out low effort and outdated content well into her 50s? 60s??
The real end game has yet to begin when his parents cut him off, kek.
Nobody would take Lori unless they're a visually impaired sped like Kevvy on the fast track to poverty.
I can't imagine that Lori can hold a conversation with an adult. Maybe a weeaboo child. Not men though. The whole begging for money in between ever breath thing really pushes away any and all men with money. She got no
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Horrifying to see a woman in her late thirties is still acting this way. Do we know for a fact she isn't special needs?
She's probably the oldest skinwalker we've seen. Lying about heritage and being inconsistent about lies is skinwalker 101, kek.
Her skin, hair and eyes aren't whatever color you are seeing. Her candids are a different person completely.
sage for blogpost
I've seen multiple act this way throughout my life
One was a middle aged lady at my first job who went off her meds
The others were all street junkies
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The ass comments are getting to her lol the edit on her waist to make her butt look big. Also the hair looks like straw. Granny panty special is not it
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>>193235>The creepy as fuck fake laughter with her cheeks stuffed full of air>'One macaroni please' as she puffs her mouth like a blowfish>Rocking back and forth with no coherence or purpose>Manic head shaking at the end showing off her receding hairline from all that bleach
Woof, I don't know how she expected any of this to be anything other than demented and bizarre. Not even the neckbeardiest of men would find any of this crackhead behaviour appealing.
The fact that the phone is an attached accessory to some tacky hand bag makes her come off even more retarded.
Blurring the background doesn’t hide that you’re a pig Lori - put down the lipstick and crack.
I've always suspected this, some kind of cognitive disability.>>193344>>193355>>193352
Maybe state insurance, but possibly some other way of obtaining it, if she is using anything like that. I highly doubt she keeps up with a primary for her own prescription.
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I love that she embraces the cow because she thinks she's a troll but instead she literally just writes our jokes for us. Another cheap ass hat probably from Jeremy or maybe Kev got jealous and coughed one up with next day shipping.
Her fucking attempts at ‘uwu’ expressions kills me.
It’s like if Buffalo Bill looked in the mirror and said:>”Would you fuck me? ‘Cause I sure wouldn’t.”
Nah. If you watch videos of her from the moonie days, she acts completely normal. Bitchy, but normal. This uwu retarded loli shit is on purpose.>>193383
She's actually been married and divorced a couple times already, so she's ahead of the game there
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she posted another picture of the Marin girl on her insta story.
Correct me if im wrong, but i thought she said at one point she didnt like wearing contacts? I know she didn’t like wearing wigs because “cosplay should be comfortable.” I’m just surprised by the frequent use of the contacts she’s wearing to really convince herself she’s Marin.
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She better grow some tits cause most of the shots I see are mostly on this girls assets
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>>193394>She's actually been married and divorced a couple times already, so she's ahead of the game there
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More of this "spaghetti" nonsense.
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According to Kevin, some guy sent him these shoes.
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Do scrotes even know what any of this means?
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I've finally figured out why her hair looks so trashy. She cuts her bangs/fringe waaay too far to the sides, so it then looks like a hybrid mullet/bowlcut straight out of a 1980's trailer park. She then throws those shitty extensions on to try and add some length back to her fried hair.
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Wtf… this is even more strange and off-putting than her last video.
I think she used to say that about false lashes and tried to convince people she didn’t wear them until nonnies posted close ups of her terrible lash application >>84874
She hasn’t bragged about how perfect her “natural“ lashes are since.
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Bitch be time traveling
High on her delusions for sure - what almost-40 year old looks at a teen anime character, that bears no resemblance in style or personality or even tit size to her, and think “omg this character is a carbon copy of me!! Isn’t that so quirky ma beep beep homie bolognas???!!”
Wonder if she ever forced Kev boy to call her Zero-Two/ Usagi/ now Marin during the few times she allows his dick in her vicinity - kek.
Bet Kevin wishes she’d call him “Bakugo” in return.
You don't understand, having same hair color and style totally makes her literally the irl version of said character. How long until she starts saying Marin was based on her?
One of Marin's main traits is her love for her fav character and I don't think Lori could show genuine love towards a character no matter how hard she tried