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Lori Cerda, known as Lori Lewd or Usagi Kou, is a 36-year-old photoshop addicted costhot and anime fictionkin (otakukin for the oldfags) from New York state. With 20+ years of lunacy behind her, farmers have been working together diligently to stitch together the madness into a coherent timeline. Lots of interactions and receipts have been lost to time, either deleted or made private, keep that in mind as we continue.
Lori got her start as a rabid Sailor Moon cosplayer in the early aughts which launched her into infamy and Moonie drama that lasted for over 10 years alone. In Summary; a well-liked, cute and young cosplayer that wowed people as Sailor Moon had one of the hardest and fastest falls from grace. It’s a story rife with lies, theft, squatting, cheating, jealousy, cult-like behavior and lots of violence. To put it lightly, it blew apart the entire Sailor Moon livejournal community in the US. The juxtaposition of Usagi and Lori piqued the interest of many people. Some might call her one of the OG cosplay lolcows. After becoming a joke to the majority of the US cosplay community Lori dropped her Usagi shtick, married a few times and stayed mostly quiet.
2017 changed all that when Lori met Kevin “Skye” Hanft. Once the two cosplayers met and fell in love, Lori quickly reverted to her past behaviors and became Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx. Her current phase she has described herself as “14 yr old boy” and “spicy loli gremlin elf bb succubus” She cosplays Marin Kitagawa now as she's the flavor of the week waifu. Of course she is "the IRL Marin" in her eyes just like she was IRL Saber and Zero Two. Recognizing her status as a complete has-been, Lori prefers to focus on what she calls "spicy" content (shitty nudes) and "lewd modeling". She only does half-assed couple cosplay with Kevin at conventions, if that. Kevin feeds Lori’s delusions and is a whole cow on his own. He serves as her meal ticket and guard dog. At the first sign of any inconvenience or drama, Lori will blow the whistle and sick her dog. If you lurk long enough you will spot a wild Kevin masquerading as anon. Do not interact. He is retarded and he will spend his time trying to track you down. He has a documented history of digitally stalking commenters, accusing them of being anons or Momokun/Vamplette and threatening suicide/murder. He will escalate even faster if he is currently in the doghouse and blocked by Lori. It's how she manipulates him to do her old Kou's job. It works like a charm every time because at this point Kevin is a broken shell of a man.
Over the last three years, Lori has amassed over 130k followers (through purchasing bots) and currently is partnered with miccostumes (@miccosgirls) and several dropship scam stores. She is often reposted and hyped up by Dolls Kill, YRU and their sister companies. Her past partners include Bisou Lovely, Rave Wonderland, Ardani Studios and Lewd Complex. Her current “dream” is to become a NEET e-girl, the kind that can bankroll a D-list celebrity lifestyle with the work ethic of Shayna Clifford. When Lori isn’t crashing the Meitu servers overseas or begging online, she can be found at her local fried food joint gorging herself with whatever she can to distract from her internal void and ticking biological clock. She is now too poor to even go to an arcade or water park, alas she steeps her nasty ass in her apartments pool which she passes off as her own private sanctuary. It's only ever empty because she dresses like an actual prostitute in public and films herself doing weird things.
Previous Thread (#16: >>>/w/216378
Vintage Milk:>Textbook ugly-duckling-turned-mega-bitch after high school>Claimed ‘super abusive’ parents were the absolute most evilest pplz evar and she had to constantly be living on someone's couch to flee the violence>Known pathological liar, her entire cosplay career was a farce built upon other seamstresses work and props>Abused partners emotionally and physically, breaking peoples belongings when she throws temper tantrums, threatening rape allegations and suicide>Mooched off friends and family (living rent free and destroying peoples homes with her trash, indoor smoking, making them buy her things, forcing them to sleep on floors and go without bedding, etc.)>Manipulated teenagers, mentally ill/handicapped cosplayers and any others she deemed “beneath” her into false friendships>Had a rap for being a nymphomaniac, or at very least hypersexual, often pressuring people into sleeping with her when she wanted it. Many times it was in public, at cons or restaurants and other extremely inappropriate spaces.>Held vendettas against better cosplayers, sex workers and artists.>Used her many livejournals to harass and slander other cosplayers like Zan for existing in the community and cosplaying>Her ex-husband raped a developmentally challenged friend of Lori’s and when she found out she pressured the victim, “C”, into suicide. “C” then attempted by taking pills and drinking alcohol. Luckily, “C” survived. She never apologized or tried to right this situation.>Went through husbands like pantyhose and typically only married for housing and money.>Has only ever worked as a cringe cam whore and retail worker (unkown sex shop in WA then Forever 21 in UT)
Condensed Milk from the 10’s:>Self-identifies as a Loli, shares Lolicon on Twitter and follows pedophiles back on IG and Twit>Racist anachan with high-school mean girl tendencies>Painful failtroll with a history of trying to troll /cgl/ and /w/>Forced bf Kevin to self harm to prove his loyalty when she found out he had a female friend she didn’t know well>She cheated on him anyways and used his car to go do it>Both her and Kevin lurk their own thread and Momokun’s>They break up and make up constantly, almost every other day>Kins Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx, truly believes she is her and that the studio copied her to create her likeness>”vampire blood” “anime features” and ”good genes” something something>Will relentlessly tear down other cosplayers who do any cosplay better than her>”Suffers” from an Eating Disorder and body checks in every post>Queen of fucked up Meitu baby face shoops>Edits herself skinnier all over despite wearing XS-S clothing>Panders to pedophiles and degenerates without shame despite having many underage followers>Spends her life fetishizing East Asian culture heavily, specifically Japan, somehow still butchers Romaji>E-begs for money and subs EVERY SINGLE DAY>Abandoned her old terminally ill cat so she could have ferrets. The cat died alone without care>Claimed her ferrets were seriously ill and couldn’t go to a vet, got money and then ended up buying new DollsKill and a new weed vape cart>Kevin lost $300 randomly and vaguely blamed it on Momokun’s friends when it was really just Lori>Kevin has a running delusion that fellow cows Mariah (Momokun) and Vamplette are the OPs of every farm thread and are solely responsible for the surfacing of her past>Lori undoubtedly sowed this seed to use as a deflection, she continually brings it up and talks to Kevin about it publicly even when it’s not related to anything at the moment
Last Milk Delivery: >The "studio or one bedroom" debate continues >>>/w/220213>Kevin posts selfie where he looks like an aging fag who still thinks hes a twink >>>/w/220709>Farmers discover Kevin was arrested on 04/20/2022 >>>/w/220824>Confirmed by finding a story he posted that day that said ACAB >>>/w/220830>Further digging reveals arrested for damaging/interrupting an emergency call in a domestic violence situation >>>/w/220833 >Kevin lawyers up >>>/w/227537 and pleads not guily >>>/w/221268>Seeing he might have to pay a fine upwards of $600, Kevin tries to sell his ugly Guapi pants and dirty sneakers because needs money ASAP >>>/w/216963 >Afraid of losing her bread and butter that is Kevins parents, Lori finally begins to admit she has a boyfriend (aka "the boy") >>>/w/227568 >>>/w/231439>To make it look like they aren't breaking the no contact order Lori posing around apartment complex to prove she lives in luxury by walking in front of a fountain >>>/w/227318 >>>/w/240012 >sitting in the lobby >>>/w/232108 >and posing with strangers in the gym >>>/w/240858>Meanwhile Kevin decides to go silent to pretend he doesn't live there >>>/w/225699>Eventually cracks and continues to sperg about lolcow saying 5'9 >>>/w/245673 and how were a bunch of boolies who deserve to be shut down next like KF >>>/w/245807>With her funds dwindling, Lori begins replying to IG comments that are months old in an attempt to get more subscribers for the spicy >>>/w/228124 her seething about lolcow calling her fat is evident>When those tactics fail, she turns to demeaning herself by making a photoset of herself wearing a strap on >>>/w/250231 >>>/w/250404>Kevin comes to her rescue by once again sperging about friends being fake and unsupportive for simply not liking and subscribing to Loris porn >>>/w/252492 >No wonder he pretends to have make believe friends (aka his parents) who supposedly spoil them with lavish house wine and two oysters >>>/w/251655>But hey its a step above the luxurious plastic cup of wine served with cubed block cheese >>>/w/240686>Kevins case is dismissed! >>>/w/246956>Meanwhile Lori still thinks shes Marin >>>/w/228181>And like shes in peak physical condition simply for not having a baby >>>/w/222873>And supposedly asexual >>>/w/231410>Forever unable to take responsibility for her actions, she's now pretending shes autistic to deflect any shitty behavior >>>/w/230022 >>>/w/238057 >>>/w/240352>Kevin is unable to figure out why he can't gain a following and can't whether he should focus on skating or cosplay, doesn't realize he can simply do both>Even considers making two Instagram accounts. Hasn't realized he doesn't have a following because his content sucks >>>/w/240713 >>>/w/249891 >>>/w/250038>FanX is here and Kevin pretends he was able to afford to go by taking photos in front of some windows >>>/w/251176 >And wearing a half assed Bakugo cosplay >>>/w/251166 Lori posts no photos or mentions even going>Proving shes not a friendless shut in, Lori posts a vid of herself prancing around an abandoned pool during a DJs closing set while wearing glow bracelets >>>/w/253995 >Despite the filters on max and bigfoot sighting level quality of the vids, the weight gain is noticeable >>>/w/253026
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YouTube videos:>VangelinaSkov's videoshttps://youtu.be/-NEe9fNpJckhttps://youtu.be/QA3KkpGqNQo>Buffering Cat's breakdownhttps://youtu.be/UQnAt7LE5qg>Lori's racismhttps://youtu.be/YZxL8nEYRqs
Links:>Linktree: https://linktr.ee/Klaxosaur>Monster Girl Vibes page: https://www.facebook.com/iota02/>FB: https://www.facebook.com/LoriLewd>IG: https://www.instagram.com/iota_zerotwo/>Kevin’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adollaskye/>Kevin’s FB : https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hanft.5>Kevin’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Krook3dKev>Kevin’s cosplay FB: https://www.facebook.com/adollaskye>Twitter: https://twitter.com/iota_zerotwo>DA: https://www.deviantart.com/kou-usagi>Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/usagikou>OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/monstergirl>Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/LoriLewd>Amazon Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1K5H3M8IH92VA/?ref_=lol_ov_le
Archived Milk:>pockybox investigationshttps://web.archive.org/web/20070208232936/http:/www.sm.mypockybox.com/drama.php>wank about the rape incident https://web.archive.org/web/20130311093424/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/685335.html?thread=63139863>usagi’s wank page http://web.archive.org/web/20110908004206/http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Usagi_Kou>tgtn attesting to Lori's cancerous naturehttps://tgtncomic.tumblr.com/post/57192523712/long-rant-on-usagi-kou>Djranma’s site https://web.archive.org/web/20070807233745fw_/http://www.djranmas.net/html/lori_cerda/main.htm>Lori's psycho response to Scott's confessionhttp://web.archive.org/web/20070211111059/http:/djranmas.net/media/LoriSide.mp3>cringe engagement video posted by Kevinhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BzwvIZGD9My/>cringe ED articlehttps://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Usagi_Kou>the sailor moon moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXxSqm6eVR0&feature=youtu.be
Misc.:>Lori’s KF threadhttps://kiwifarms.net/threads/lori-cerda-usagi-kou-zero-two-lori-lewd-lori-lune.82745/>Forbidden Spicy Imgur folder for the lulzhttps://imgur.com/a/GPobLfz
What farmers sarcastically call Kevin, stands for Bishounen or “pretty boy”.>Spicy / Forbidden Spice
This is what Lori calls OnlyFans because she believes her saying the words “OnlyFans” ruin her reach, it’s totally not because it’s her.>Looni
One of Lori’s many nicknames based on her short-lived “Lori Lune” phase.>Sempai / Baka / Onichan
Lori can’t speak or sound out Japanese for the life of her so this is what she spits out, it is always inaccurate and unironic.>BB / Loli / Gremlin
These are terms Lori uses to infantilize and objectify herself. She has an obsession with being a loli, she is an unapologetic autopedophile.>MooMoo
This is Lori’s dog whistle for farmers. (ex. “Hi MooMoo~” “I’m a cute MooMoo”) It recognizes her status as a cow and she thinks it’s a reclamation that gives the term less power over her. (Spoiler: it doesn’t do anything but make it worse)>MooMooKunt
Lori’s pet name for her girl crush Momokun>Merp/Derp/Beep/Boop
Lori mentally has regressed to a 12 year old, resulting in her using meme lingo from decades ago. She still thinks it is not only relevant but cute and charming.>Haters
Anyone, seriously anyone, who has anything critical to say about Lori in any respect. Comments about Lori that are not worshipping her will be blocked or the users will be harassed for days on end by Kevin and Lori.>”HIM BEAUTIFUL”
Lori’s eloquent defense of Kevin’s looks.>Homie homie macaroni/potato
Psychobabble that dribbles from the witches gaping maw >Beep Beep Lettuce
Kevin's distress call>Legussy
Nickname for Lori's weird Lego hand labia
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Thanks for making the thread. Good recap of last thread under "latest milk delivery." It isn't that big of a deal but Lori is 37 now so future threads should reflect that.
Lori posted this the other day. Sure Lori. We dislike you because you are wrinkleless.
Agreed, this is upscale just like our cows kek
Good job OP Nonita!
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"I had haters 12 years ago and I still have haters to this day"
Hot people don't need people to believe in their beauty to be hot? They just are. Once again Lori conflates a lifetime of pandering to the male gaze (w nothing to show for her efforts) as having accomplished something.
So true. What exactly is her excuse for failing in the man department? Shes so desirable but all she ever worked out was hoping from one state to the next. The men she lived with she used till they dumped her or cheated on her and now she's broke and lives in yet another apartment in yet another state with another guy she probably settled on.
What does she tell herself about this? What lie did she make up for herself?
I think this is one of the reasons she pretends she has money or is a "strong boss babe" or whatever. She knows she failed and if she was amazing why didnt she wind up with someone other than a broke kid she latched on to?
A middle aged cow without friends or family, who eats out of amazon ramen cups and wears plastic, is homeless and ebegging for change and can't take an unfiltered edited photo still calling herself good looking and successful.>>254579
Her whole life she never had men pursue her because she never was desirable or pretty. Her claim to success was people saying that she used sex to grift off others for decades. She was so bad at it that her only option was a virgin mormon and is now claiming she's asexual so that she doesn't become homeless.
She's right she doesn't look horrible, she's long past that. Who knows what she is with the rotted body parts and her Attack on Titan looking ass.
>>254572>is herself guilty of mistreating others without holding herself accountable, giving a genuine apology or ever correcting her actions and evolving as a person.>”They owe ME a sub to the spicy as their apology!”
The fact that she posted this and cannot see that it literally describes her is sending me. I love when cows lack complete self-awareness>>254581
KEK she can’t even nab a steadily employed man! But ok Lori were all seething at your welfare budget and sagging skin.
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It might be the weight gain and an editing mistake but her face looks so bloated. I think I might just be used to her making that dumb puffed up face, but she looks really off in this picture.
She tried to correct her lack of upper lip, aged philtrum and messed up teeth but the app backfired a bit.>>254690
Everything in the pic looks dumpy and cheap. Her clown makeup and poses in clothes she's now too fat for make it almost parody.
Tinfoil but the cope posts must be about something, does she follow anyone other than Moo? Maybe other cosplayers?
Shouldn't aging philthrums sag downwards though? Why does she still have lip incompetence, which gives the rodent look.
The only time her lips aren't open is when she's does her poofy cheek face.
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her back rolls!
wtf, it looks like she has tits/cleavage on her back, and her chest is as flat as a board.
lori why would you post this
anyone that's not lori in this thread is likely going to see that first. the teeth are fucking disgusting
Brush your teeth, Usagikou
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Wow, does she not realize how terrible that looks? For someone who's entire identity is centered around her looks, you'd think she would care more about them.
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Lori showing off some lemonade from the same truck that gave Kevin free coffee out of pity.
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Lol poor Lori. Gone are the days of her daily “smol bean jamba juice” she now has to settle on $3 lemonade due to inflation
(Deleted my previous comment because thought it was tropical smoothie not jamba)
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I don't look at foot fetish content but I've still never seen anybody try to sell their feet pics like this.
Because she keeps trying to do what she thinks looks good.
She needs her filtered face in there but covered to hide how decrepit she looks while the pose is also hiding how fat she is. She must spend hours contorting to find ways to hide everything, then still shoop it all afterwards.
I guarantee she doesnt have the self control and she probably doesnt have the metabolism either. It gets harder to starve down at her age after so much weight gain. Everytime she gains and looses it will get harder too. >>257387
Kek, I guess the little things are big things when you got nothing going on.
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way to expose himself for not having anyone to talk to on his birthday. not even a call from your parents kevvy? had to keep the phone off so you don't check here on your birthday of all days? well luckily for you no one even cared or noticed. suprised he hasn't made any posts about the KF drama in the last months, but maybe lori has screeched at him enough to stop mentioning the threads and directing people there/here.
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I'm friends with Ender and sometimes see this little snake pop up.
Maybe because you don't work, Lori?
Also love how she changed her tune of “do some coke lose weight fatty” to “look and eat whatever you want” now that shes fat>>258630
Don’t forget unskilled, uneducated, no talent, and no looks or personality to even allow her to marry rich
Sure jan, there really is no excuse to have a phone without charge unless Lori broke it.>>258630>private jet
Kek, has Lori ever even flown on a plane? She's middle aged and all has done to date is follow people in stolen cars or grift rides because she is homeless.
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Oh wow. This is a very… Body positive post from Lori. In other news, she followed Kevin back on Instagram for the first time in a couple months. I guess they must be fighting again.
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This man talking about his "type" tho
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she also wore this awful diaper get up that makes it look like she has dirty crapped briefs.
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That yruextra brand posted this old skinny photo of Lori a few days ago. I wonder if Lori is getting fat as a layer of protection (lol) against Kevin. We know he prefers ana chan women and Lori keeps insisting on her sex worker accounts that she hates being touched/is asexual, even though she's supposed to be selling a fantasy and we know that Lori was hypersexual with all her other exes. I don't blame her for being repulsed by Kevin. I wonder how much more she'll balloon up. I wonder if she'll ever add some size M costumes to her wishlist.
>>258815>heavily edited old toaster quality pic
In her candids she was never close to being this thin. She was already stretching out of the pee plugsuits back then.
Here for her moo skinwalking phase though. The backfat from twisting to make her waist look small in odd angles is sad.
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Bumping to ask, did something happen to Whori's insta? Can't find it on my alt, and used a dead account I've never cow watched on and still can't find it. Can anyone else check? My one account I thought maybe she blocked, but this other one I've never used before so I don't think that's the issue.
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Just checked, nona. It seems you were blocked on that account too. Is it under the same email or linked to your other account? That might explain it.
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She posted these on her Story. I’m not joking when I say I thought this was Kevin in a wig.
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It's so weird when she says this. What is similar? They both have hair with bangs?
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Sorry for double posting but I just saw this. Lol. Can someone combine this image with screenshots of Lori saying "oink oink" at a 16 year old and telling Sonya to do more coke to lose weight? That was only 2019-2020.
Also bonus comment from Lori implying that Scott spilled the beans on lolcow for CLOUT lmao.
>After 2 decades
She was begging Scott for money as recently as 2017.
She took pictures with this skeleton last year. It's in the lobby at her apartment. >>258935
She must say people are projecting to cope. She cant accept that's shes just unlikable and there are people more successful and even better looking than her that see what she posts and either laugh at her or feel sorry for her.
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Lmao shes so pressed that even her simps are calling her fat to keep bringing it up. Ya fat girl, get used to it
Also heres a compilation of her fatshaming nona! Plus my favorite one of her saying “nobody wants to see flabby rolls or a boring face” on onlyfans
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Her father has shown up to defend his daughter’s, ehh…. honor?
the funny thing is, there really isn't anything wrong with loris real face. like shes not stunning or a showstopper or anything but a completely average looking woman. why she chooses to shoop into oblivion a not even attractive face always baffles me. it's really a sad case of low self esteem and a cluster B personality disorder. great autistic find also nona. surprising her father doesn't mind his daughter is a whore online? or maybe he doesn't understand the context of the photos from instagram? she must keep him hidden from all her OF shilling posts please god don't have her showing those posts to her father and like other family members cringe
he seems supportive of her from that comment though.
This is perfect, thanks anon. I forgot about the passive aggressive belly rolls status. I wonder who that was directed at.>>259048
This is hilarious wtf. I didn't know her dad was on her Facebook and gets to see all of "the spicy" posts. Reminds me of Vicky Shingles's dad and how he sees all her thirst trap finger in mouth posts. Cows love exposing their family members to their weird sex shit.
other than her aging badly i agree she's average, but the thing is, aside from her own insecurities, she needs
to edit something to garner interest. she's not unattractive but is nothing special. she doesn't even have the anachan thing going for her anymore, and now she's chubby with no breasts(which does matter when catering to men). i don't think she knows how to shoop very well, which is why she doesn't do it better. and her features clash with the editing apps she uses.
>>259048>>259075>middle aged online whore trying to keep up with younger girls using app pics>father supporting her OF and has no idea what she really looks like
This is the stuff reality shows are made of.
Her face was so saggy and that pic is probably 10 years old. She must look horrific IRL.
I imagine there came a time when she started catching rolled eyes and smirks at cons when she started up about how everyone mistakes her for a 20 year old, and that was that for the “unsupportive” cosplay crowd. A pretty late-30 year old will not look the same as a pretty early-20 year old, that’s just reality. I also agree from the filter slips, it doesn’t look like she’s aged particularly well.>>258517
She’s a boring cow, but I still find it fascinating that she went from being a social butterfly to being an absolute recluse. Can you imagine going out for ‘adventures’ on your SO’s birthday, and not posting one single picture? Sure, let’s believe Kevin’s phone was dead… no tags from (totally not made up) friends or your girlfriend? The girlfriend who made a multi-pic post about bougie lemonade? Lori’s ego is so fragile, none of these friends can post candids? It’s absolutely incredible to me.
It doesn't seem like she was ever a social butterfly. More like manipulating young people and using sex was her only way of ensuring she had a place to live and grift off of.
She got old and couldn't find people who would fall for her antics, which is how she ended up with a broke virgin mormon of all things, kek.
>>259370>She was never a social butterfly.>there was only a handful of people who liked her.
This is completely true.
Before she was known she was often found with just her current momochan and maybe a friend or two. She floated from group to group annoying people. Once she got known she manipulated a handful of people. She never had droves of people who loved her and followed her around. Aside from the kewl kou Klan or whatever guy she was sleeping with, she often hung with whatever group was around, especially in the earlier days.
Lori's claim to fame is being a cheater. That's what she got known for, not being popular or liked. Even if back in the day some of her costumes were considered good for the time, she didnt make them. She was nothing special, just a loud mouth cheater who hurt people, not a "social butterfly" at all.
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Kevin this makes no sense. First of all, you deleted all your cosplay friends because of not giving enough heart reacts to Lori's lazy mirror selfies. But let's pretend he has people still following him for his once a year cosplay posts, whyyyyy would they, people who are interested in the cosplay craft, want to follow a woman who does zero cosplay and just stands around?! Why would they be interested in the same stupid faced selfie over and over in different outfits? IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.
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I think Lori must be love bombing him because she hardly ever follows him but has been following him since October 15th.
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Is this a quote from something or just more sick pedo pandering shit? She's made several of these videos where she pitches up her voice and goes "I'M BABY." and it is always disturbing.
This seems to have been since the trial thing?>>260842>I'm baby
Not with that wrinkled sagging face, gut and middle-aged smoker voice, kek.
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I mean she DOES kind of resemble baby Sinclair.
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I forgot to post these the other day. I don't make fun of Lori for being old because she (probably) looks fine for her age but man is it funny to see something like this next to her bragging about looking like a teenager. The crispy white hair ages her so much.
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I found some Lori nudes on a forum again. Sorry. I haven't made it past this pic yet. Perhaps you nonnas can go through the rest…
Ah, we saw these a few threads ago >>196405
Kek, I’d forgotten how tragic those ahego nips are.
>>261226>literally uses snow to bleach and blur her crooked nips and busted legovag
No surprise scrots aren't buying her nudes and they're still resorting to ebegging.
On a side note, their apt complex is known for having dog feces everywhere, flooding and the pool being dirty like a public one. Loony is very sad in trying to act like she's #madeit by hanging around there all day.
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The caption - “I wonder if Marin would ever cosplay 02~ easy peasy! Happy Monstergirl Mondaaaay homies!”
Lori,….no. You don’t like like a teen cosplaying another teen. You look like a 37 year old in an ill- fitting onesie with poorly painted cardboard attachments.
isn't that thing in the back for the ferrets, the pink tunnel thing? is there one left or is this from before she let them all die? she's been known to reuse pics. I could imagine this is from a few pounds lighter.
I don't relish asking, the poor things deserved so much better.
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I think there’s one left. There was one in a pic within the last month, though that could be old too.
Here’s a candid of her in this suit, so keep that in mind -
her thigh to calf ratio is horrifying. really hoping it's just a shitty edit and they don't actually look like that.>>261266
whoa it's no wonder she keeps awful bangs all the time. she has a fivehead kek
>>261278>it's the gossiping ex that Loony hates for having exposed her
Loony and Kevvy themselves have made GFMs and dozens of posts on FB begging for cash in ferret groups even after the animals died.
Everyone knows Loony kills animals, this isn't brand new information. A ferret is probably still alive and they'll use it for money, too.>>261301
The candid has more wrinkles and folds than the newer edited pic, so she's likely even heavier now. Her gut was hanging out in that Attack on Titan pool video and even on that, she was sucking it in while running.
She's also hiding her jowls in every pic because even the app isn't able to erase them completely.
The other sign of her weight gain is on her sagging face and back rolls. This >>259048
with more weight means the sides of her face must be drooping a ton, so she has to make that stupid expression to hide it.
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The caption on this is "Marin without a wig"
Rat teeth and weight gain are showing
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I cant get over that sad ass…
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Not the same anon but hope this works.
I'm guessing the shitty lighting washing out the tip of her foot was a happy accident for her. Pretty sure it took off like a whole inch. >>261350
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Ferret grift 3.0 incoming.
She's been editing her gut for a while now, this one is particularly bad because it looks like pure fat that goes right into her crotch. The huge semi-erased belly button proves she's actually massive in proportion to her edits.>>262016
Kek, right on the timing of this wk post >>261278
and everyone knowing they're going to use the ferrets for money again.
ffs, ferrets get cancer like people catch fucking colds. they just naturally have a high chance of getting cancer. ferrets are tragic like that.
assuming she isn't lying (and she probably is), it would be merciful to have the poor ferret put down rather than putting it through cancer treatment when it's already likely that it'll just get cancer again.
but then again, putting an animal down is way cheaper than treating its cancer, so from a grifting standpoint it would make sense that she would want to treat the cancer, because she's gonna need lots of other peoples' money to pay for it
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Kekkkkk, he rewrote the description, didn’t he? Love the, ‘we didn’t reach our goal uwu, the world is a cruel, scary place and we really need you to make it up to us and fork over some money NOW to restore our faith in it’ grift.
Lori seriously looks like she's missing a chromosome or two in this. >>262016
Unfortunately it's no surprise that Kevin and Lori using their poor pet to grift again. They're both such blatant, disgusting sociopaths.
Good catch. He did rewrite it. Kevin is terrible
at being manipulative but it's still disgusting that he tries. He's just too stupid. Your summary of the new description is spot on.
Kevin and Lori truly are the same people now. They look the exact same and Kevin basically adopted Lori's personality, right down to the dumb "beep beep" catchphrases. He even does the whole boring "Wah I miss the sun. Fall is too cold!" complaints that Lori does every time summer ends and she can't walk around with her saggy ass out.
I fucking hate it when cows involve animals in their bullshit. I had to hide the Stefany Mancebo thread for awhile when she was hoarding animals in her one bedroom apartment. It is rage inducing.
Kevin chose to enter back into a mutually abusive
relationship with Lori. Animals can't make that same choice. They're going to make this ferret suffer until the end like they did with the 3 others and it's so messed up.
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Heres part of the old description. Whos even left now, Puck?>>262252
Kek I cant tell if you’re joking or not but that would’ve been hilarious. His case was dismissed so you didnt miss much
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So because shes too “uwu neurodivergent and busy” she can’t bother to pay attention to you because “boundaries”, unless you hand over money then suddenly crossing those boundaries are ok. Also if shes too busy to respond, wouldnt that mean shes also too busy to respond even on OF?
Word of advice Lori, if you can’t interact with someone because “muh autism” thats probably a sign you shouldn’t be in sex work
Also “busy” “autistic” and “asexual” aren’t assets anybodys looking for on OF. It doesn’t make you sound like a quirky dreamgirl, it makes you sound like a retard who can’t hold the most basic conversation
kevin’s brother used to be addicted to substances? (i am not knowledgeable on hanft family lore.)
one of the things lori would tell people when trying to grift as a teen was saying her brother was a druggy who her parents prioritized over her.
i don’t know if that was true, but that same brother right now looks sober, employed, has an adorable kid, and is married to a beautiful woman—the three look very happy—wannarexic abuela probably thinks she’s doing better in her matchbox apartment kevin’s parents pay for and her diet of juice and instant noodles kevin pays for because her sister-in-law is “fat”/“destroyed her body through pregnancy/childbirth”, etc. and has a job… but anyways don’t forget to sub and s!mp to the loli elf succubus bb’s sp!cy s!te so she can afford a new skimpy xxs outfit she can barely cram her body into.
its amazing how little lori has grown in the last 20 years.
How they both look so sunken in while moving or talking erratically in videos originally convinced me that they're druggies. Not even counting the psychotic breaks between them constantly getting the cops involved.>>262569
Interesting, Lori being jealous of how her brother and his family turned out really explains a lot of the recent posts on how she hates women who have children and families.
Which brother, Dan? I noticed Kevin stopped following Dan a good while back. I wondered if something happened. They used to be close. Dan used to like Kevin's posts on FB.
I think Kevin has 1-2 sisters but I'm not familiar with any brothers other than Dan.
Yeah, I think it was Dan who struggled with addiction. I think there may be an older Hanft brother besides Dan but not 100% sure.
Lori's younger brother was arrested a while back for stealing a car. It's good to hear that he's cleaned up and doing well these days unlike his toxic
The stupidity of stating someone used most of their hard earned saving on vet bill's in a year reads to anyone with money as they're broke.
I think the begging is the most pathetic thing about them. >>262620
They should try saving that weed money so they dont burn through their piddly savings next time something pretend to love is dying. >>262763
No surprise the brother cleaned up his act. He wasnt the one traipsing all over the country living out some childish fantasy every day.
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Big yawn. Lori is sharing some donation fund for some other poor who can't afford her vet bills in preparation for the donation fund that she is likely to solicit in the following days.
I think their last gofundme is still up. Barely anyone donated, except for maybe some people in ferret pet groups that didn’t know about these two grifters.
Lori is apparently living so ~luxuriously~, but not above begging people for money. She wants to play both “poor sexworker” and “rich ethot” at the same time.
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Who is trying to rebuild any connections with Lori or Kevin?
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This is just outing yourself for the shoop kek
And the weird way she now shoops her gunt.
Ignoring the fact that the first two pics were already shooped, people will instantly call out that they're clearer than her potato ones because she has to hide how decrepit she is.
Can't wait to see a candid from this decade. She's so delusional, kek.
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yeah wow, it's crazy how one overly blasted brightness white photo looks like it didn't age when you compare it to another overly blasted brightness white photo. /s
Is she serious? How can she post this unironically… Especially in this day and age where everyone can see from a mile away she went into every single photo and edited the fuck out of skin texture, brightness/contrast/added white tone… It's so fucking funny because if you look at the 2014 photo, even in a small resolution, you can see how badly edited it is because her eyeliner has been darkened SO BLACK compared to the rest of the 'white' of it that it looks TERRIBLE, like 'im 14 and photo edited this on corel paint' bad. Even the blue of her eyes have been edited to be more saturated. She LITERALLY painted her fucking eyeliner! Not to even mention the massive amount of editing she did in the 2022, but that's so obvious/spoken about here that it's a given. Bitch it's 2022, if you're gunna pretend to be a 'genetic vampire' learn actual shooping skills.
You can see here she literally painted her eyes (they should not be going over her eyelid like so…)
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Abuela's 20 years of balding with extensions.
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This just in, Lori is pretending she has a gambling problem to feign financial security
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This isn't a new photo either but she's been sagging for a long time. Everyone's used to her extreme edits and forgot what she looks like.>>264261
For an older woman obsessed with status symbols and saying she's rich, she doesn't have diamond rings or purses. Is that the dingy fanny pack she wears all the time?
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NTA but they never leave their apartment bc they're poorfags. >>264330
Is correct, this is just some free to use junk they're being speds with in the common area. Lori isn't playing with anyone.
Omg. I love that she made her own “evolution of catfishing” collage! Cute!>>264261
Lots of poorly executed cope-posting lately. Lori must be struggling with something. Thoughts and prayers to Kevin.
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Kevin almost made it a whole 2 months following Lori. He isn't blocked though, because his likes are still on her page and when he's blocked, those go away. (You can actually tell when he gets blocked because there will be gaps in his "likes" on Lori's pics lol)
I think it's the extension of their real life fights/arguments. They probably argue in person, some worse than others as we've seen, and then when they are still pissed off with each other, that's when the blocking/unfollowing starts on social media.
Remember when they would change their Facebook statuses to engaged, engaged to (Kevin Hanft/Lori Lewd), single, no info, back and forth all the time when they were fighting? I used to semi track that one too (not with dates or anything but I would make note of when they both did this and combine them in an image and post it to their threads here) but then they both stopped that entirely.
Sorry anons, I don't come from a country where people recreationally mess around with poker chips unless there's cash on the table so I misinterpreted. It's not fun even with money involved so from my perspective it just looks like sad and boring way to spend the week.>>264424
This is shit teenagers do which leads me to believe you're %100 correct kek.
That is embarrassing to think about. Imagine leaving your apartment to run errands and passing these two clowns posing in the common area room nobody uses because its a step below a game room at your local rec center.
Im surprised they stayed at this place this long. Surely theres no way their lease got renewed.
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Kevin posted this on both of his fb accounts. I still don’t get why he thinks advertising financial desperation is a good strategy. It’s so creepy.
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Here's Kevin whining about how he isn't a successful YouTuber again.
Damn, this might be the most prominent showcase of her significant weight gain so far. (What is she, 130lbs at 5’1”?)
Is how fat her fingers look on her phone hand due to the editing?
Kek, get a job like everyone else if you need money. >>264491
People with intelligence know there's something wrong with them at first glance. This isnt "unique style", its mental illness. Imagine adults with lucrative careers and sucessful lives seeing this woman in public. They know immediately she's not ok. >>264502>>264648
I noticed the fingers right away. Anyone paying for pictures like this must know they're completely edited and fake. It might be a reason no other cuck ever picked her up. Why meet her in person when we can see the pics are fake.
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When she turns to the side enough that her beak covers her eye, the filter reallyyyy struggles to rearrange everything.
Considering how she really looks from the side in >>264270
it's no surprise she's doing everything she can to hide her recessed manjaw, lack of upper lip and nasolabials.
The goofy expressions and fake teeth filters can only go so far. She needs her eyes checked if she thinks this is how actually attractive people look >>262346
Wow, its almost like people want to be part of discussions and not first row at the Bishie narc show on youtube. >millions
He has the naivety of a child. Only people making millions off youtube are the channels like Mr. Beast and Ryan's Toys or whatever. Also isn't revenue on there generated via google ads and partners?
I might just go out on a limb and say this is the worst her hair has ever looked. It’s so busted and fried, and looks so unhealthy. I’m sure it’s coming out in clumps.
I’ll wait for the incoming “my hair is lush and full and goes down past my dumpy diaper ass” cope post to follow.
He truly doesn’t. Nobody gives a shit or can relate to a video of him showing off an ugly shoe in a dimly lit kitchen on the floor.
And any time they had a follower who wanted to interact with them in the past, him and Lori would just shoo them away with “if you want skateboarding tips subscribe to my girlfriends OnlyFans” or “for cosplay prop making tips subscribe to the spicy!” Ironic since those mightve actually been decent subjects to make videos on. But nah they feel too entitled to everyones money to make content for free
These cows think fame and millions are just around the corner while being jealous of anyone with success. They don't realize all those people they're jealous of put the work in.
They're forever going to be in debt and denial, including about their looks, kek. The begging seems to reach a fever pitch around this time of the year, almost like clockwork.
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Winner winner chicken dinner, prophetic nonny
Lori lives in a reality where no one could possibly just pay
a vet bill and focus on providing the best quality end-of-life care to the animal. It’s perfectly normal to have to beg and put on a big performative show about the suffering the pet is needlessly enduring because other selfish people
won’t cough up hundreds of dollars.
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>>264832>Winner winner chicken dinner, prophetic nonny!
Haha that was me and I was just coming to post this.
>If you ever somewhat wanted to see me (pretend to be) naked, I'm at my most desperate now. My ferret needs surgery.
I’ll try my hand at foretelling: I predict Lori will get a few pity donations. Not enough to treat the poor ferret, sadly, but the new streetwalker shoes/ nail set/ extensions will help ease the sting of it’s death. >>264835
Lori and Kevin suck. Any ‘Ferrets 101’ type website will advise you that ferrets are prone to cancers and other terminal conditions. They all say to save up, because your ferret WILL need costly vet care sooner or later.
She even puts her meitu filters on a dying animal because it's just a prop to her.
The amount of filtering she uses is insane, look at how the green pool table >>264338
turned into neon teal >>264261
because she's not uwu pale, so even pics of her meaty claws need to be filtered.
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I guess she gave up on editing herself skinny.
Nah dude, this pose is weird. She ballooned and I agree with the anon who said she looks like Moo. It’s all I can see. You know she is 100% hiding a mcchicken gut under that apron. >>265523>>265534
Why are you so tilted over this? Don’t take the criticism personally, fatty.
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We've seen her candids. She maxes out the head shrinking option on the app.
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Accurate. Too bad skinny is back in. It’s very obvious that she has gained a decent amount of weight. Her hips do not sit high and at her natural weight she never has violin hips. Her now formed hip dips are a direct result from her weight gain
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>>265765>being super thin and flat all over was what got women on magazine covers and turned men on
Anon here choosing to forget the actual beauty standard in the late 90s/early 00s. Being super thin and flat all over has never been a straight moid preference, conflating fashion industry preferences, which skew androgynous for obvious reasons, to male sexual preferences is sure to muddy the water
In typical Lori fashion, shes late to whats in style.
I don't think she actually gained weight on purpose though, I think we’re just seeing the toll that years of restricting, living an inactive lifestyle and aging is taking on her metabolism. Living off of juices isn’t going to have the same result at 37 that it did at 25
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lori was never really that thin especially in thr early 2000s. i mean i never saw her in real life but i've seen the moony era photos, she wasnt rail thin. the time she was rail thin was like the mid/late 2010s when she was on and off with rikki and pretty much just poor and starving. but she definitely ran with it and acted like being skinny smol uwu loli was her thing, tagged everything on insta with #under100pounds. but that wasn't some feat of willpower and anorexia she was just poor. she had that juice phase a few years back now too, but again i think that was her being poor and still trying to cling to that anachan body she managed for a few years. but usually lori is a very average weight. she has a short stumpy body its easy for her to put it on. picrel shows what i mean.
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>She used to be an expert anachan and horrifically skinny. Back in her day (late 90s/early 2000s)
please. lori is painfully average. always has been.
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I really don't wanna post much of her anachan pics because they're disturbing, but can you anons stop acting like it never happened. She was skelly af.
More likley is she is eating normally and after years of deprivation on and off her body is in survival mode and storing fat. At 37 your hormones are taking a dive, years of starvation diets take their toll and it doesn't take much for the pounds to pack on. Lori's mistake was in thinking not having a baby would keep her thin and young looking. Hormones and age dont care if you had a baby or not. Eating right and excercise is the only way to stay fit and like >>265788
demonstrates she still wouldn't be that thin. She has a regular sized body. >>265788
She had food issues back then too. She would order large plates of food and not eat it. Usually, it was for attention, her stomach hurt or some nonsense but the eating issues were already starting when she was very young.
Completely agreed, it's a mix of never having healthy eating habits, a sedentary middle-aged lifestyle and probably binging after weed. Her weight must also be going into her huge feet because she wear crocs whenever outside, kek. Kevvy seems to do the same things she does, so it's a few years until he blows up again as well.>>265805
This was a short timeframe where she was legit homeless until she mooched off Kevvy's parents. She still shooped herself to look even thinner and whiter than reality.
She would have get be on Tiktok to catch up to trends and she would get absolutely destroyed there. That's why she sticks to facebook with the rest of the boomers.>>265954
This, somehow even back then she looked like a greasy mom cosplaying amongst teens.
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Even at her skinniest, when she took a rare head-on photo or video, you could see she has no real waist. She has to twist and contort herself and then shoop to put one in. I think she looks better
with a little weight, but she is definitely editing more to smooth some sins away. The most recent pics look like she’s using some sort of fisheye effect to force the big hips/thigh look she’s going for? Every body part at the edge of the screen, looks disproportionate. And in the pics where she’s standing, the bottoms of her shoes are distorted. I know that “fat squidward” meme gets overused on the farms, but it comes to mind.
I see a typical weight gain pattern. Gaining in tge thighs and behind is normal. I do agree she nipped the waist, but not to make herself look larger, to appear to have a shape. She's built like a box and even wider than she let's on.
I looked at her instagram for the first time in ages. She posted a few sets of this outfit >>266060
and pinned a few older sets to the top of her page. I laughed because even the bits aren't liking anymore, with an average of 1200 likes per post. She's done but wont quit. Pinning a few older posts with likes doesn't change that. I'm wondering how long she plays dress up for no one. I remember their holiday last year, guess their aiming for a repeate.
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apparently lori is "living in the hot tub" lately. imagine if you lived here and thinking "oh maybe we could use the hot tub" and you go out and see a wrinkly hag puffing out her cheeks and moving her head maniacally. also shes really showing off how short and fried her hair is here.
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^ This vid from a few threads ago really shocked me at the time. This was from right when she moved into the new place, maybe 10 lbs or so ago? She has wide hips, but also wide shoulders and no waist. No matter how much she gains or looses, her “curves” have to be shooped in.
That is perfect hot tub weather nonny
. Warm weather and hot tubs don’t mix well. Nicer places they’re open all year around unless it’s below freezing.
no i do, we already have snow. i said an outdoor
hot tub for a reason. i'd also never use an outdoor sauna but my condo building has both inside.
Growing up I always thought if you had a hot tub to use in winter you were rich, and alot of people did. But really a lot of the cabins you can rent out here in the winter have the hot tubs outside as well because it’s just a nice relaxing thing to do and considered a luxury. Indoor water parks here have nice big ones too open in winter.
Lori still flexing her apartment hot tub / pool though is getting old. Wonder when her lease is up.
I think of private
hot tubs as luxury. But a maintained private tub on a secluded patio or attached to a saltwater pool is a waaaay different experience than a public hot tub. Public tubs are saturated with chlorine to keep them sanitary, and they smell like straight-up hot bleach. I imagine that’s why her porous, broken hair is always up and she’s posted vids of her doggie-paddling with her head above water: one dunk in that water and her hair will be tye-dye neon green.
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Welp. There goes the ferret fund
It's so funny to watch Lori's hypocrisy because she made these lies her NAGL personality.
It's been decades of claiming to use her real hair and lashes but she never even did. Now what happened to the vampire genes that kept her sooo skinny and young she would never need fillers, kek. Bet she's screeching at Kevvy for some botox money.
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Hello, Stephen! If you’re referring to us, we are merely the most recent and currently active “conspiracy” site. When was pockybox active? Oh Stephen, it’s been literal decades since the first conspiracy pages popped up! Anyways, enjoy your weird cgi porn.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Lori is the most boring person on the internet. She's posted outfits that look nearly identical to this last year. The woman has zero personality. >>266726>looks really cute
Yeah, if your blind.
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some very bad edits. she looks sad and chubby. i took a screenrecording of her looking very tardish and swimming the other day but have been too lazy to get on my computer and upload it but i would if anyone wants to see it.
He's probably busy doing instacart or something to pay for everything.>>267752
Kek, is it another attack on titan vid?
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something like that…
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>Anime is copying me!
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David's "fit" is literally a high vis jacket Kevin.
Even his hair looks like Lori's, they really are the same retard with stupid poses and facial expressions to hide how gaunt and old they look.>>268179
He's so uneducated about fashion and clothing while claiming to be so interested in it and somehow starting trends. Hoping someone can catch candids of them going outside in their homeless "fits" to Spencers only to be surrounded by teens laughing at them.
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yeah it's gone for me as well!
Kinda hoping it got taken down for real and she has to "start over."
Surely she can't buy followers, it'd cut into the ramen and mystery meat fund.
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Kev did have a chimp out today, possibly related
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Kev, you do know that most famous internet influencers, which you so desperately want to be, post daily, right?
Again, he's just showing how absolutely retarded he is. You have to keep giving fans content in order to maybe make it, but he just puts zero effort in and expects to become a rich overnight sensation from his lame skateboard fails and shit cosplay that he only posts every few months.
Kek, he wishes we talked about him everyday. This thread goes dead for a few days sometimes, and the last time he was mentioned before that screenshot was nearly 3 weeks ago. So yeah thats sounds like little to no presence to me>>268387
Kevin, you wouldn’t even know what “fun at parties” is, you’re a broke shut-in who pushed all your friends away for your abuela
And nobody said you were skinwalking? Does he have zero reading comprehension none of what hes saying is in any of his screenshot “proofs”
I’m honestly starting to think Kevin might actually be an illiterate retard.
And here I thought he got access to her phone and deleted the account because she's been trying to cheat on him.>>268418
It's so clear they both live for this thread. Now the 2 whole people who saw his post are going to go looking for it only to find pee suits and ferret scams.
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Woah mrs. Wormwood looks rough these days. >>268486
Truth usually hits the hardest kek. Must be hard to accept that even on this site he doesn’t have much presence. As I’m even writing this comment I can’t even remember what his name is lol. They’re like bubble gum on a sidewalk where she sticks to your shoe and you gotta scrap it off, and he’s been walked on so many times that he’s that crusted black tar you’d forgotten was even bubble gum.
Kek I love how he didn’t even deny they’re broke and don’t do anything anymore.
I wonder what Lori will do now that her insta is gone, she still needs her narc supply. It would be absolutely milky if she created a tiktok account, but other nonnies are probably right that shes too scared to make one. She’ll probably just hijack Kevins account or shit up OF and cosplay subreddits again.
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TOPKEK Ok that's hilarious.He doesnt need to worry, no one thinks of him daily. He really can't help himself though,can he. Half of the country has been traveling or spending time with family and friends but Kevin is on LC checking his thread. Guess he needed something to do while his gf stinks up the public sauna but honnestly screenshot and response is just sad. Public freak outs dont disprove the fact that guy has no following anymore or that they have no life outside of sitting around their apartment all day.>>268612
They dont do anything, go anywhere or know anyone. The only social thing they've posted in ages was that apartment pool party with like 3 people at it. >>268637
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Kek I didn't even notice the finer details>>268674
This is a masterpiece anon
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Watch this space maybe?
This. She's a retard for sinking all that money into fake followers and never making any money back and thinking it meant success or something when she has never posted a real face, smile, or even friends.
Be hilarious if Kevvy realized the house of cards that is Lori's faked popularity for what it always was.
Yep, Lori must be screeching at Kevin right now. They’re probably trying to plan what to do next. No way is she going to start over again, she doesn’t have the money to buy more fake followers. Likely she is trying to force Kevin to give her his account.
It’s too bad, I thought Lori’s IG being taken down would cause a chimpout from Kev. Kevin’s only presence is on lolcow and we laugh at him for sperging. That’s all he has going on for him.
"Her only source of income and enjoyment comes from her Instagram, in which she inspires the tiny portion of women who actually follow her how to be feminist kweens despite the overwhelming adversity she faces as a POC
and having a broken spine!"
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She's posting some on her depressing ass twitter to a resounding response of 4 likes from her alleged 20k followers.
I do wonder what shes going to do. And who would have reported her. If it was one of us some anon would have posted their confirmation email by now.
why would lori post this.
what an extremely fridge-shaped and chonky ‘smol elf loli goblin bb’
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He also renamed his FB page from adollaskye to Kevin Skye
Might be an Instagram glitch. A cosplayer I follow just had her account removed and locked and literally all she posts is wigs and the occasional photoshoot pic. It's been happening for a couple months now that people are being hacked or glitched out of their accounts.
Lori relies on her IG "reach" too much, there's no way she closed her account voluntarily. I doubt she suddenly broke TOS, either, unless someone went through and reported literally every borderline post of hers.
That’s very possible. It makes sense considering what’s already been done before.>Lori breaks Kevin’s stuff>Kevin pees on Lori’s suit>Kevin gets arrested, likely because of Lori
I guess it’s about his turn to retaliate. What better way than to delete something Lori cares about and uses to talk to other scrotes? Actually, Kevin might have deleted her account so there’s less chance of her running off to some other moid (even though literally no one else would be with her).
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Y’all suck at cyberstalking lol
This cap >>268868
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Nah, anon posted about that account a couple days ago here >>268711
Well it's been an eventful month. Here's November's recap.
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Imagine spending a decade growing an account, nurturing it, buying followers and all those useless, toxic clothes, stressing over the best times to post, what hashtags to use, literally putting every ounce of your energy into this one egg only to have it wiped away like it never even existed. Must really sting. Good thing she has those vampire genes. She’ll totally be able to gain back that following in another 20 years. Let the schadenfreude flow
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She's seemingly being positive about the whole thing (with a subtle sprinkle of muh neurodivergentcy) I wonder if it's just massive amounts of cope?
her and Kevin will just cry shadowban as an excuse for not being able to “rebuild” their followers>>269238
By organize content she means folders full of photos she hasnt shooped yet
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getting a new face ready for the new grift on the new account. also sperging about wow. shes seeming to go back to the zero two skinwalk, using zero two hashtags on the most recent pics. also hashtags like living doll and human doll kek. trying to get a new big reach and find that new coomer audience.
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Kek shes trying to rebuild her audience by hashtagging an anime from 4 years ago that nobody remembers anymore!? God she really is showing her age and behind the times. Another anon brought it up but I’m surprised she hasnt hopped on to skinwalking Power considering how popular chainsaw man is right now. She wouldnt even need to buy new horns for it.
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shes already deleted and reposted this second zero two set. heres some of the tags shes using. also posting picture from the last apartment what, over a year and 25 pounds ago? i wonder if shes buying likes already?
You're the best, calendaranon.>>269256
Nobody is on instagram anymore, it's cringeposts so now so she won't reach anyone. Buying followers and bots again will only get it flagged even faster.
Everyone still uses Instagram, but mostly stories since main page posts get stifled by the algo so often, I see people who used to get thousands for just a cat photo get a few hundred for good art posts.
Idk why Lori doesn't use tiktok, a lot of girls on there use as many filters and edits as she does and it's an easy way to get views and interaction these days
Lori is too boring for ticktock. Her videos consist of her mooing and braying. She doesnt have the skill to be social beyond that and she has no intellect so she wouldnt have anything to talk about.
Not that it wouldn't be a hoot to see it.
"Like like like omg omg" with the most baritone voice will not win her fans and she knows it, hence the high pitched squee she uses now. Both voices are equally awful but her actual voice and speech patterns show she's uneducated and grasping for words.
Its ironic she says Scott's expose' was about her since an expose' reveals the TRUTH about someone being a liar. How fitting, and hilarious.