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No. 254497

Lori Cerda, known as Lori Lewd or Usagi Kou, is a 36-year-old photoshop addicted costhot and anime fictionkin (otakukin for the oldfags) from New York state. With 20+ years of lunacy behind her, farmers have been working together diligently to stitch together the madness into a coherent timeline. Lots of interactions and receipts have been lost to time, either deleted or made private, keep that in mind as we continue.

Lori got her start as a rabid Sailor Moon cosplayer in the early aughts which launched her into infamy and Moonie drama that lasted for over 10 years alone. In Summary; a well-liked, cute and young cosplayer that wowed people as Sailor Moon had one of the hardest and fastest falls from grace. It’s a story rife with lies, theft, squatting, cheating, jealousy, cult-like behavior and lots of violence. To put it lightly, it blew apart the entire Sailor Moon livejournal community in the US. The juxtaposition of Usagi and Lori piqued the interest of many people. Some might call her one of the OG cosplay lolcows. After becoming a joke to the majority of the US cosplay community Lori dropped her Usagi shtick, married a few times and stayed mostly quiet.

2017 changed all that when Lori met Kevin “Skye” Hanft. Once the two cosplayers met and fell in love, Lori quickly reverted to her past behaviors and became Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx. Her current phase she has described herself as “14 yr old boy” and “spicy loli gremlin elf bb succubus” She cosplays Marin Kitagawa now as she's the flavor of the week waifu. Of course she is "the IRL Marin" in her eyes just like she was IRL Saber and Zero Two. Recognizing her status as a complete has-been, Lori prefers to focus on what she calls "spicy" content (shitty nudes) and "lewd modeling". She only does half-assed couple cosplay with Kevin at conventions, if that. Kevin feeds Lori’s delusions and is a whole cow on his own. He serves as her meal ticket and guard dog. At the first sign of any inconvenience or drama, Lori will blow the whistle and sick her dog. If you lurk long enough you will spot a wild Kevin masquerading as anon. Do not interact. He is retarded and he will spend his time trying to track you down. He has a documented history of digitally stalking commenters, accusing them of being anons or Momokun/Vamplette and threatening suicide/murder. He will escalate even faster if he is currently in the doghouse and blocked by Lori. It's how she manipulates him to do her old Kou's job. It works like a charm every time because at this point Kevin is a broken shell of a man.

Over the last three years, Lori has amassed over 130k followers (through purchasing bots) and currently is partnered with miccostumes (@miccosgirls) and several dropship scam stores. She is often reposted and hyped up by Dolls Kill, YRU and their sister companies. Her past partners include Bisou Lovely, Rave Wonderland, Ardani Studios and Lewd Complex. Her current “dream” is to become a NEET e-girl, the kind that can bankroll a D-list celebrity lifestyle with the work ethic of Shayna Clifford. When Lori isn’t crashing the Meitu servers overseas or begging online, she can be found at her local fried food joint gorging herself with whatever she can to distract from her internal void and ticking biological clock. She is now too poor to even go to an arcade or water park, alas she steeps her nasty ass in her apartments pool which she passes off as her own private sanctuary. It's only ever empty because she dresses like an actual prostitute in public and films herself doing weird things.

Previous Thread (#16: >>>/w/216378)
#1: >>>/w/24583
#2: >>>/w/54057
#3: >>>/w/67368
#4: >>>/w/84714
#5: >>>/w/132036
#6: >>>/w/140775
#7: >>>/w/119140
#8: >>>/w/146474
#9: >>>/w/155617
#10: >>>/w/161851
#11: >>>/w/169213
#12: >>>/w/175556
#13: >>>/w/181700
#14: >>>/w/195013
#15: >>>/w/203591

Vintage Milk:
>Textbook ugly-duckling-turned-mega-bitch after high school
>Claimed ‘super abusive’ parents were the absolute most evilest pplz evar and she had to constantly be living on someone's couch to flee the violence
>Known pathological liar, her entire cosplay career was a farce built upon other seamstresses work and props
>Abused partners emotionally and physically, breaking peoples belongings when she throws temper tantrums, threatening rape allegations and suicide
>Mooched off friends and family (living rent free and destroying peoples homes with her trash, indoor smoking, making them buy her things, forcing them to sleep on floors and go without bedding, etc.)
>Manipulated teenagers, mentally ill/handicapped cosplayers and any others she deemed “beneath” her into false friendships
>Had a rap for being a nymphomaniac, or at very least hypersexual, often pressuring people into sleeping with her when she wanted it. Many times it was in public, at cons or restaurants and other extremely inappropriate spaces.
>Held vendettas against better cosplayers, sex workers and artists.
>Used her many livejournals to harass and slander other cosplayers like Zan for existing in the community and cosplaying
>Her ex-husband raped a developmentally challenged friend of Lori’s and when she found out she pressured the victim, “C”, into suicide. “C” then attempted by taking pills and drinking alcohol. Luckily, “C” survived. She never apologized or tried to right this situation.
>Went through husbands like pantyhose and typically only married for housing and money.
>Has only ever worked as a cringe cam whore and retail worker (unkown sex shop in WA then Forever 21 in UT)

Condensed Milk from the 10’s:
>Self-identifies as a Loli, shares Lolicon on Twitter and follows pedophiles back on IG and Twit
>Racist anachan with high-school mean girl tendencies
>Painful failtroll with a history of trying to troll /cgl/ and /w/
>Forced bf Kevin to self harm to prove his loyalty when she found out he had a female friend she didn’t know well
>She cheated on him anyways and used his car to go do it
>Both her and Kevin lurk their own thread and Momokun’s
>They break up and make up constantly, almost every other day
>Kins Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx, truly believes she is her and that the studio copied her to create her likeness
>”vampire blood” “anime features” and ”good genes” something something
>Will relentlessly tear down other cosplayers who do any cosplay better than her
>”Suffers” from an Eating Disorder and body checks in every post
>Queen of fucked up Meitu baby face shoops
>Edits herself skinnier all over despite wearing XS-S clothing
>Panders to pedophiles and degenerates without shame despite having many underage followers
>Spends her life fetishizing East Asian culture heavily, specifically Japan, somehow still butchers Romaji
>E-begs for money and subs EVERY SINGLE DAY
>Abandoned her old terminally ill cat so she could have ferrets. The cat died alone without care
>Claimed her ferrets were seriously ill and couldn’t go to a vet, got money and then ended up buying new DollsKill and a new weed vape cart
>Kevin lost $300 randomly and vaguely blamed it on Momokun’s friends when it was really just Lori
>Kevin has a running delusion that fellow cows Mariah (Momokun) and Vamplette are the OPs of every farm thread and are solely responsible for the surfacing of her past
>Lori undoubtedly sowed this seed to use as a deflection, she continually brings it up and talks to Kevin about it publicly even when it’s not related to anything at the moment

Last Milk Delivery:
>The "studio or one bedroom" debate continues >>>/w/220213
>Kevin posts selfie where he looks like an aging fag who still thinks hes a twink >>>/w/220709
>Farmers discover Kevin was arrested on 04/20/2022 >>>/w/220824
>Confirmed by finding a story he posted that day that said ACAB >>>/w/220830
>Further digging reveals arrested for damaging/interrupting an emergency call in a domestic violence situation >>>/w/220833
>Kevin lawyers up >>>/w/227537 and pleads not guily >>>/w/221268
>Seeing he might have to pay a fine upwards of $600, Kevin tries to sell his ugly Guapi pants and dirty sneakers because needs money ASAP >>>/w/216963
>Afraid of losing her bread and butter that is Kevins parents, Lori finally begins to admit she has a boyfriend (aka "the boy") >>>/w/227568 >>>/w/231439
>To make it look like they aren't breaking the no contact order Lori posing around apartment complex to prove she lives in luxury by walking in front of a fountain >>>/w/227318 >>>/w/240012
>sitting in the lobby >>>/w/232108
>and posing with strangers in the gym >>>/w/240858
>Meanwhile Kevin decides to go silent to pretend he doesn't live there >>>/w/225699
>Eventually cracks and continues to sperg about lolcow saying 5'9 >>>/w/245673 and how were a bunch of boolies who deserve to be shut down next like KF >>>/w/245807
>With her funds dwindling, Lori begins replying to IG comments that are months old in an attempt to get more subscribers for the spicy >>>/w/228124 her seething about lolcow calling her fat is evident
>When those tactics fail, she turns to demeaning herself by making a photoset of herself wearing a strap on >>>/w/250231 >>>/w/250404
>Kevin comes to her rescue by once again sperging about friends being fake and unsupportive for simply not liking and subscribing to Loris porn >>>/w/252492
>No wonder he pretends to have make believe friends (aka his parents) who supposedly spoil them with lavish house wine and two oysters >>>/w/251655
>But hey its a step above the luxurious plastic cup of wine served with cubed block cheese >>>/w/240686
>Kevins case is dismissed! >>>/w/246956
>Meanwhile Lori still thinks shes Marin >>>/w/228181
>And like shes in peak physical condition simply for not having a baby >>>/w/222873
>And supposedly asexual >>>/w/231410
>Forever unable to take responsibility for her actions, she's now pretending shes autistic to deflect any shitty behavior >>>/w/230022 >>>/w/238057 >>>/w/240352
>Kevin is unable to figure out why he can't gain a following and can't whether he should focus on skating or cosplay, doesn't realize he can simply do both
>Even considers making two Instagram accounts. Hasn't realized he doesn't have a following because his content sucks >>>/w/240713 >>>/w/249891 >>>/w/250038
>FanX is here and Kevin pretends he was able to afford to go by taking photos in front of some windows >>>/w/251176
>And wearing a half assed Bakugo cosplay >>>/w/251166 Lori posts no photos or mentions even going
>Proving shes not a friendless shut in, Lori posts a vid of herself prancing around an abandoned pool during a DJs closing set while wearing glow bracelets >>>/w/253995
>Despite the filters on max and bigfoot sighting level quality of the vids, the weight gain is noticeable >>>/w/253026

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YouTube videos:
>VangelinaSkov's videos
https://youtu.be/-NEe9fNpJck
https://youtu.be/QA3KkpGqNQo
>Buffering Cat's breakdown
https://youtu.be/UQnAt7LE5qg
>Lori's racism
https://youtu.be/YZxL8nEYRqs

Links:
>Linktree: https://linktr.ee/Klaxosaur
>Monster Girl Vibes page: https://www.facebook.com/iota02/
>FB: https://www.facebook.com/LoriLewd
>IG: https://www.instagram.com/iota_zerotwo/
>Kevin’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adollaskye/
>Kevin’s FB : https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hanft.5
>Kevin’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Krook3dKev
>Kevin’s cosplay FB: https://www.facebook.com/adollaskye
>Twitter: https://twitter.com/iota_zerotwo
>DA: https://www.deviantart.com/kou-usagi
>Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/usagikou
>OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/monstergirl
>Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/LoriLewd
>Amazon Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1K5H3M8IH92VA/?ref_=lol_ov_le

Archived Milk:
>pockybox investigations
https://web.archive.org/web/20070208232936/http:/www.sm.mypockybox.com/drama.php
>wank about the rape incident https://web.archive.org/web/20130311093424/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/685335.html?thread=63139863
>usagi’s wank page http://web.archive.org/web/20110908004206/http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Usagi_Kou
>tgtn attesting to Lori's cancerous nature
https://tgtncomic.tumblr.com/post/57192523712/long-rant-on-usagi-kou
>Djranma’s site https://web.archive.org/web/20070807233745fw_/http://www.djranmas.net/html/lori_cerda/main.htm
>Lori's psycho response to Scott's confession
http://web.archive.org/web/20070211111059/http:/djranmas.net/media/LoriSide.mp3
>cringe engagement video posted by Kevin
https://www.instagram.com/p/BzwvIZGD9My/
>cringe ED article
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Usagi_Kou
>the sailor moon movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXxSqm6eVR0&feature=youtu.be [DL][Archived Copy]

Misc.:
>Lori’s KF thread
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lori-cerda-usagi-kou-zero-two-lori-lewd-lori-lune.82745/
>Forbidden Spicy Imgur folder for the lulz
https://imgur.com/a/GPobLfz

Dead Accounts:
https://usakou.tumblr.com/ (recently found)
https://www.facebook.com/earthenserenity/
https://www.facebook.com/usakou/
http://www.sailormoonavatars.com/usagikouprofile.htm/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/usagikou/
https://web.archive.org/web/20080725002411/http://sailormoon.livejournal.com/
https://endymion.livejournal.com/

Vocabulary:
>Bishie
What farmers sarcastically call Kevin, stands for Bishounen or “pretty boy”.
>Spicy / Forbidden Spice
This is what Lori calls OnlyFans because she believes her saying the words “OnlyFans” ruin her reach, it’s totally not because it’s her.
>Looni
One of Lori’s many nicknames based on her short-lived “Lori Lune” phase.
>Sempai / Baka / Onichan
Lori can’t speak or sound out Japanese for the life of her so this is what she spits out, it is always inaccurate and unironic.
>BB / Loli / Gremlin
These are terms Lori uses to infantilize and objectify herself. She has an obsession with being a loli, she is an unapologetic autopedophile.
>MooMoo
This is Lori’s dog whistle for farmers. (ex. “Hi MooMoo~” “I’m a cute MooMoo”) It recognizes her status as a cow and she thinks it’s a reclamation that gives the term less power over her. (Spoiler: it doesn’t do anything but make it worse)
>MooMooKunt
Lori’s pet name for her girl crush Momokun
>Merp/Derp/Beep/Boop
Lori mentally has regressed to a 12 year old, resulting in her using meme lingo from decades ago. She still thinks it is not only relevant but cute and charming.
>Haters
Anyone, seriously anyone, who has anything critical to say about Lori in any respect. Comments about Lori that are not worshipping her will be blocked or the users will be harassed for days on end by Kevin and Lori.
>”HIM BEAUTIFUL”
Lori’s eloquent defense of Kevin’s looks.
>Homie homie macaroni/potato
Psychobabble that dribbles from the witches gaping maw
>Beep Beep Lettuce
Kevin's distress call
>Legussy
Nickname for Lori's weird Lego hand labia

No. 254498

>>254497
I saw you post this to meta lmfao, I was so confused.

No. 254500

>>254498
Damn I was hoping nobody caught my retard moment!

No. 254504


No. 254508

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Thanks for making the thread. Good recap of last thread under "latest milk delivery." It isn't that big of a deal but Lori is 37 now so future threads should reflect that.

Lori posted this the other day. Sure Lori. We dislike you because you are wrinkleless.

No. 254513

>>254508
Success= Being delusional about your collagen breakdown? Damn your success standards are low Lori

No. 254519

>>254497
I don’t know how, but nonnas always outdo themselves with the new threads. This is god tier anon. Thank you for the laugh!

No. 254520

KF is back up lol sorry Kevin

No. 254564

>>254519
Agreed, this is upscale just like our cows kek

Good job OP Nonita!

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No. 254574

>>254508

"I had haters 12 years ago and I still have haters to this day"

Hot people don't need people to believe in their beauty to be hot? They just are. Once again Lori conflates a lifetime of pandering to the male gaze (w nothing to show for her efforts) as having accomplished something.

No. 254579

>>254574
So true. What exactly is her excuse for failing in the man department? Shes so desirable but all she ever worked out was hoping from one state to the next. The men she lived with she used till they dumped her or cheated on her and now she's broke and lives in yet another apartment in yet another state with another guy she probably settled on.

What does she tell herself about this? What lie did she make up for herself?

I think this is one of the reasons she pretends she has money or is a "strong boss babe" or whatever. She knows she failed and if she was amazing why didnt she wind up with someone other than a broke kid she latched on to?

No. 254581

>>254579
Exactly. Her attitude is that of a girl who nabbed a rich doctor or businessman that pays for her every little desire. Not a bloated abuela desperately shilling her onlyfans with her equally poor boyfriend. She's a joke.

No. 254589

>>254572
It’s honestly impressive how she fails to see herself as the one guilty of wrongdoing in posts like this. It’s impossible to count how many times Lori has been an actual cunt to “friends” or fucked them over only to waddle on without ever acknowledging the wrong she did or offering any semblance of apology.

No. 254619

>>254508
A middle aged cow without friends or family, who eats out of amazon ramen cups and wears plastic, is homeless and ebegging for change and can't take an unfiltered edited photo still calling herself good looking and successful.

>>254579
Her whole life she never had men pursue her because she never was desirable or pretty. Her claim to success was people saying that she used sex to grift off others for decades. She was so bad at it that her only option was a virgin mormon and is now claiming she's asexual so that she doesn't become homeless.

She's right she doesn't look horrible, she's long past that. Who knows what she is with the rotted body parts and her Attack on Titan looking ass.

No. 254647

>>254572
>is herself guilty of mistreating others without holding herself accountable, giving a genuine apology or ever correcting her actions and evolving as a person.
>”They owe ME a sub to the spicy as their apology!”

The fact that she posted this and cannot see that it literally describes her is sending me. I love when cows lack complete self-awareness

>>254581
KEK she can’t even nab a steadily employed man! But ok Lori were all seething at your welfare budget and sagging skin.

No. 254684

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It might be the weight gain and an editing mistake but her face looks so bloated. I think I might just be used to her making that dumb puffed up face, but she looks really off in this picture.

No. 254685

>>254684
oof her back rolls and arms

No. 254690

>>254684
ugh imagine living in an apartment like this. bright lights, tacky plastic decorations, and plushies blocking the floor. it’s such an eyesore. wouldnt be surprised if living like this made kev crazy too.

No. 254713

>>254684
She tried to correct her lack of upper lip, aged philtrum and messed up teeth but the app backfired a bit.

>>254690
Everything in the pic looks dumpy and cheap. Her clown makeup and poses in clothes she's now too fat for make it almost parody.

Tinfoil but the cope posts must be about something, does she follow anyone other than Moo? Maybe other cosplayers?

No. 254714

>>254684
Her teeth!!!

No. 254717

>>254713
Shouldn't aging philthrums sag downwards though? Why does she still have lip incompetence, which gives the rodent look.
The only time her lips aren't open is when she's does her poofy cheek face.

No. 254718

>>254690
Even the houseplants are straining to gtfo and escape the plastic, poly fill, and LED wasteland. I think the plushie arrangements are partially to obscure some of the hard, straight edges that would give her shooping away even with the cataract-tier blurring filter.

No. 254808

I cannot unsee the stumpy aioli body, pissy color bingo lady bangs and sunken eyes. Why did she post that? I'm spooked. Worse than I thought, even.

No. 254901

>>254684
I want to understand why she has a gaming chair encompassed by a canopy in the corner of this room.

No. 254983

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>>254684
her back rolls!
wtf, it looks like she has tits/cleavage on her back, and her chest is as flat as a board.
lori why would you post this

No. 254985

This is great, she's a fattie by her own stated standards, she's hitting 40, and winter is coming. She gonna balOON. I look forward to the even more uncanny valley edits.

No. 254998

>>254901
same thoughts anon. does she roll it out every time she wants to use it or does she have another chair? i remember her begging for that pink gaming chair and being so satisfied when she finally had one. funny that its now retired to the corner canopy.

No. 255196

>>254998
I think at this point that gaming chair is just a prop for Lori’s photos. She wants to pander to the nerd crowd, as she always has. Surprised she hasn’t taken photos of her playing WoW or something to look like such a gamur gurl (watch her do this now that it’s been mentioned)

No. 255302

>>255196
She doesn't even do that right anymore. The only time she ever mentions WoW is when she talks about how she sucks at playing now because of her gross nails.

No. 255304

>>254714
anyone that's not lori in this thread is likely going to see that first. the teeth are fucking disgusting

Brush your teeth, Usagikou

No. 255564

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Wow, does she not realize how terrible that looks? For someone who's entire identity is centered around her looks, you'd think she would care more about them.

No. 255568

>>254717
she never had lips and she genuinely looks like she has overbite imo.

No. 256077

>>255304
I noticed the teeth right away. They look nasty and yellow but everything about her looks greasy and dirty imo. She never looks showered and clean.

No. 256398

>>255564
Her fake identity is centered around calling herself thin and smol. She must be screeching at Kevvy everyday for more of his clothes because she's too fat to wear anything.

No. 256407

>>254571
I doubt she has ever pleased a single person in her life. Saged for obvious reasons, but damn her outlook is bleak.

No. 256477

>>256398
I dunno, I feel like Lori is somewhat aware of her body and what it looks like. She has spoken multiple times about how her weight fluctuates (but will always add in the disclaimer that she is cute at all weights) and she hasn't called herself smol in awhile. She talks about her thighs a fair amount now and how they are thick. I think she's aware of the weight gain. I just don't think she's bought anything 2 sizes bigger like she needs and so she looks like a sausage being squeezed into XS stuff.

No. 256500

>>256477


Is being self-aware yet still shoved into disintegrating Chinese rags better tho?? Idk

No. 256750

>>254497
Her shit is rotting out of her head, Anon. Brushing is probably too little too late.

No. 257038

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Lori showing off some lemonade from the same truck that gave Kevin free coffee out of pity.

No. 257080

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>>257038
Lol poor Lori. Gone are the days of her daily “smol bean jamba juice” she now has to settle on $3 lemonade due to inflation

(Deleted my previous comment because thought it was tropical smoothie not jamba)

No. 257087

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I don't look at foot fetish content but I've still never seen anybody try to sell their feet pics like this.

No. 257098

>>257087
Because she keeps trying to do what she thinks looks good.

She needs her filtered face in there but covered to hide how decrepit she looks while the pose is also hiding how fat she is. She must spend hours contorting to find ways to hide everything, then still shoop it all afterwards.

No. 257270

>>257080
I wonder if she's starting another anachan arc? Her big thing used to be replacing meals with "juice" lol

No. 257321

>>257270 nona I hope so, she is so irritable when she's anachan I can't wait.

No. 257376

>>257270
That's an old picture, it's in their previous place, she's still holding the old phone Kevin now uses as a hand me down and there's some pink in her hair

No. 257387

>>257038
Lori, one photo of the lemonade would have sufficed. Literally no one cares.

No. 257388

>>257080
Lori already has the most busted teeth, she does not need to be chugging acidic lemonade on top of that. Good thing she can only afford it once in a while

No. 257398

>>257270
I guarantee she doesnt have the self control and she probably doesnt have the metabolism either. It gets harder to starve down at her age after so much weight gain. Everytime she gains and looses it will get harder too.

>>257387
Kek, I guess the little things are big things when you got nothing going on.

No. 257495

>>257387
She even took a video where she just moves it side to side. Who the fuck would watch a video of you holding lemonade?

No. 257944

>>257495
Five dollars is a lot of money for Lori to spend on food. She has to let us know that she #madeit

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way to expose himself for not having anyone to talk to on his birthday. not even a call from your parents kevvy? had to keep the phone off so you don't check here on your birthday of all days? well luckily for you no one even cared or noticed. suprised he hasn't made any posts about the KF drama in the last months, but maybe lori has screeched at him enough to stop mentioning the threads and directing people there/here.

No. 258530

>>258517
How much do you wanna bet its the "best coffee in the state" because they gave him free pity coffee once, feeling bad for a broke sped, and then he kept going back expecting free coffee and they felt bad telling someone who's retarded no kek also I have my own tinfoil that Kevvy's been quieter because he had to get a real job again due to whori being a disabled failure

No. 258534

>>258517

Someone paid for another pity dinner, big whoop. I'd stay off my phone too if I knew nobody gave an actual fuck about me.

No. 258596

>>258517
adventures.. you mean going to the mall and paying for everything lori wants

No. 258609

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No. 258630

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I'm friends with Ender and sometimes see this little snake pop up.

Maybe because you don't work, Lori?

No. 258632

>>258609
KEK!

Also love how she changed her tune of “do some coke lose weight fatty” to “look and eat whatever you want” now that shes fat

>>258630
Don’t forget unskilled, uneducated, no talent, and no looks or personality to even allow her to marry rich

No. 258636

>>258517
Sure jan, there really is no excuse to have a phone without charge unless Lori broke it.

>>258630
>private jet
Kek, has Lori ever even flown on a plane? She's middle aged and all has done to date is follow people in stolen cars or grift rides because she is homeless.

No. 258706

>>258630
sorry if i’m just retarded but what’s a jet got to do with tickets to medieval times?

No. 258713

>>258706
I was wondering the same thing. To fly there maybe?

No. 258719

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Oh wow. This is a very… Body positive post from Lori. In other news, she followed Kevin back on Instagram for the first time in a couple months. I guess they must be fighting again.

No. 258720

>>258719
Holy fuck she’s getting chubby. It looks like she’s hiding her double chin with that ratty hair too.

No. 258726

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>>258609
This man talking about his "type" tho

No. 258744

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>>258719
she also wore this awful diaper get up that makes it look like she has dirty crapped briefs.

No. 258815

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That yruextra brand posted this old skinny photo of Lori a few days ago. I wonder if Lori is getting fat as a layer of protection (lol) against Kevin. We know he prefers ana chan women and Lori keeps insisting on her sex worker accounts that she hates being touched/is asexual, even though she's supposed to be selling a fantasy and we know that Lori was hypersexual with all her other exes. I don't blame her for being repulsed by Kevin. I wonder how much more she'll balloon up. I wonder if she'll ever add some size M costumes to her wishlist.

No. 258826

>>258744
Kek abuela giving even more old lady vibes with the adult diaper.

No. 258836

>>258815
>heavily edited old toaster quality pic

In her candids she was never close to being this thin. She was already stretching out of the pee plugsuits back then.

Here for her moo skinwalking phase though. The backfat from twisting to make her waist look small in odd angles is sad.

No. 258897

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Bumping to ask, did something happen to Whori's insta? Can't find it on my alt, and used a dead account I've never cow watched on and still can't find it. Can anyone else check? My one account I thought maybe she blocked, but this other one I've never used before so I don't think that's the issue.

No. 258912

File: 1665962469212.png (1.81 MB, 1181x1992, you were blocked.png)

>>258897
Just checked, nona. It seems you were blocked on that account too. Is it under the same email or linked to your other account? That might explain it.

No. 258914

File: 1665962554277.png (4.9 MB, 2430x2160, Keeva .PNG)

She posted these on her Story. I’m not joking when I say I thought this was Kevin in a wig.

No. 258919

>>258912
Thanks for checking for me! Not that I'm aware of but perhaps they're linked afterall somehow.

No. 258929

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It's so weird when she says this. What is similar? They both have hair with bangs?

No. 258935

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Sorry for double posting but I just saw this. Lol. Can someone combine this image with screenshots of Lori saying "oink oink" at a 16 year old and telling Sonya to do more coke to lose weight? That was only 2019-2020.

Also bonus comment from Lori implying that Scott spilled the beans on lolcow for CLOUT lmao.

>After 2 decades


She was begging Scott for money as recently as 2017.

No. 258936

>>258935
>is it the 90s still or something?

but it's not old hat when you're calling people fat, right? deluded flabby hag.

No. 258947

>>258719
What the hell is going on with her arm here? Is that her elbow? Her hand in movement? She looks AI generated.

No. 258952

>>258719
she looks like she's struggling to shit onto the floor.

No. 258957

>>258914
She took pictures with this skeleton last year. It's in the lobby at her apartment.

>>258935
She must say people are projecting to cope. She cant accept that's shes just unlikable and there are people more successful and even better looking than her that see what she posts and either laugh at her or feel sorry for her.

No. 258998

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>>258935
Lmao shes so pressed that even her simps are calling her fat to keep bringing it up. Ya fat girl, get used to it

Also heres a compilation of her fatshaming nona! Plus my favorite one of her saying “nobody wants to see flabby rolls or a boring face” on onlyfans

No. 259024

>>258935
Oh please, let lori and her tard police try to roast anyone.

No. 259048

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Her father has shown up to defend his daughter’s, ehh…. honor?

No. 259052

>>259048
the funny thing is, there really isn't anything wrong with loris real face. like shes not stunning or a showstopper or anything but a completely average looking woman. why she chooses to shoop into oblivion a not even attractive face always baffles me. it's really a sad case of low self esteem and a cluster B personality disorder. great autistic find also nona. surprising her father doesn't mind his daughter is a whore online? or maybe he doesn't understand the context of the photos from instagram? she must keep him hidden from all her OF shilling posts please god don't have her showing those posts to her father and like other family members cringe he seems supportive of her from that comment though.

No. 259053

>>258935

Keep eating, girl. You live rent free in my mind posing as I live rent free in my house because I have a mortgage. Posing with the lobby decor skeleton is really showing the haters you're unbothered.

No. 259073

>>259048
Maybe her father should have taught his daughter to respect herself and stop being an online whore instead if commenting a retarded comment back at another grown man. This looks more enabling than supportive. Sad.

No. 259075

>>258998
This is perfect, thanks anon. I forgot about the passive aggressive belly rolls status. I wonder who that was directed at.

>>259048
This is hilarious wtf. I didn't know her dad was on her Facebook and gets to see all of "the spicy" posts. Reminds me of Vicky Shingles's dad and how he sees all her thirst trap finger in mouth posts. Cows love exposing their family members to their weird sex shit.

No. 259120

>>259052
other than her aging badly i agree she's average, but the thing is, aside from her own insecurities, she needs to edit something to garner interest. she's not unattractive but is nothing special. she doesn't even have the anachan thing going for her anymore, and now she's chubby with no breasts(which does matter when catering to men). i don't think she knows how to shoop very well, which is why she doesn't do it better. and her features clash with the editing apps she uses.

No. 259128

>>259120
honestly i’m glad the disability rape apologist is fat, lonely, childless, uneducated, high school dropout, unmarried, and stuck to some small dick moid in a crappy luxury apartment, in some bumblefuck city nobody knows or cares about.

No. 259142

>>259073


Not even AT another grown man. At a fucking screenshot. Hilarious.

No. 259145

good thing that being a porn producer basically means wearing as little fabric as possible so their costumes must cost like next to nothing…

No. 259176

>>259048
>>259075
>middle aged online whore trying to keep up with younger girls using app pics
>father supporting her OF and has no idea what she really looks like

This is the stuff reality shows are made of.

Her face was so saggy and that pic is probably 10 years old. She must look horrific IRL.

No. 259182

>>259176
To be fair the pic was in fact posted 10 years ago.

No. 259228

>>259052
I mean, her face looked barely okayish in the last candids we have of her, but since COVID she hasn't dared show her face in public. 3 years and one round of rapid weight loss (from starvation) followed by another cycle of weight gain (from eating only junk) later, who knows how bad it is now?

No. 259281

>>259228
I imagine there came a time when she started catching rolled eyes and smirks at cons when she started up about how everyone mistakes her for a 20 year old, and that was that for the “unsupportive” cosplay crowd. A pretty late-30 year old will not look the same as a pretty early-20 year old, that’s just reality. I also agree from the filter slips, it doesn’t look like she’s aged particularly well.

>>258517
She’s a boring cow, but I still find it fascinating that she went from being a social butterfly to being an absolute recluse. Can you imagine going out for ‘adventures’ on your SO’s birthday, and not posting one single picture? Sure, let’s believe Kevin’s phone was dead… no tags from (totally not made up) friends or your girlfriend? The girlfriend who made a multi-pic post about bougie lemonade? Lori’s ego is so fragile, none of these friends can post candids? It’s absolutely incredible to me.

No. 259289

>>259281
>I still find it fascinating that she went from being a social butterfly to being an absolute recluse.

Me too, anon! I have posted about this before. It's pretty remarkable. Lori used to revel in the fact that she had a group of minions at her beck and call to do her bidding for her and defend her online. She wishes she still had that by her multiple attempts to call out that one coomer who called her fat. Kevin doesn't even defend her anymore lol.

No. 259361

>>259281
It doesn't seem like she was ever a social butterfly. More like manipulating young people and using sex was her only way of ensuring she had a place to live and grift off of.

She got old and couldn't find people who would fall for her antics, which is how she ended up with a broke virgin mormon of all things, kek.

No. 259369

>>258517
How old is Kevin now? 29?

No. 259370

>>259361
This. She was never a social butterfly. I can't speak for everyone back then but most of us just figured it was easier to let her run around taking control of conversations and talk over us than for her to tantrum about not getting enough attention. We knew eventually she'd run off with whoever she was dating at the time to go have sex and give us time to actually hang out. There were only a handful of people who liked her.

No. 259410

I guess it depends on if ‘social butterfly’ means “well-liked” or just, “likes to put self in the middle of everything”. My impression was that she was smart enough to suck up to a few socialites (like Chrissy) to get invites, and just steamrolled the rest. Before she was blacklisted, she did seek out company. I mean, it wall all to feed her own ego, but still.

No. 259457

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>>259053
>You live rent free in my mind posing as I live rent free in my house because I have a mortgage

No. 259463

>>259370
>She was never a social butterfly.
>there was only a handful of people who liked her.

This is completely true.

Before she was known she was often found with just her current momochan and maybe a friend or two. She floated from group to group annoying people. Once she got known she manipulated a handful of people. She never had droves of people who loved her and followed her around. Aside from the kewl kou Klan or whatever guy she was sleeping with, she often hung with whatever group was around, especially in the earlier days.

Lori's claim to fame is being a cheater. That's what she got known for, not being popular or liked. Even if back in the day some of her costumes were considered good for the time, she didnt make them. She was nothing special, just a loud mouth cheater who hurt people, not a "social butterfly" at all.

No. 259496

>>259463
Ah ok I stand corrected then. I never knew her irl and I only had one interaction with her online in like 2002 or something. To me it looked like she had a whole posse of defenders, at least online. I know she would often coax others into standing up for her against "haters". I'm sure she wishes she still had that. Kevin truly is Lori's karma, lol.

No. 259626

>>259048
i doubt it. his spineless ass couldn’t even convince her mother to tell her pea sized brain to literally finish high school, and not let her run off with disgusting, creepy weeaboo moids who turned out to rape some woman she siphoned money from when she was underage. padre cerda did what he could as a parent, creating a narcissistic, psychotic, old, barren, poor hag with no job, future, or goals.

No. 259633

The fact that Lori has her immediate family added to her sex work accounts is disgusting. Can’t imagine how someone thinks it’s okay to post links to photos of their prolapsed turd tunnel where their dad will see it… not to mention the public meltdowns and fights with Kevin. Most sane people have a separate account! Don’t post that shit on main!

No. 259700

>>259633
To answer your question anon, someone who's family is equally as dysfunctional. I'm not an oldfag but anons have stated her family sucked. Regardless of whether it came from Lori's lying mouth it's consistent with he behaviour the past 20 years.

No. 260170

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Kevin this makes no sense. First of all, you deleted all your cosplay friends because of not giving enough heart reacts to Lori's lazy mirror selfies. But let's pretend he has people still following him for his once a year cosplay posts, whyyyyy would they, people who are interested in the cosplay craft, want to follow a woman who does zero cosplay and just stands around?! Why would they be interested in the same stupid faced selfie over and over in different outfits? IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.

No. 260196

>>260170
The only cosplay I see is an old bat who still thinks she is 25.

No. 260277

>>260170
her face shoop is so fucking scary wtf, she legit looks like a corpse with blood pooling in her legs

No. 260359

>>260170
It seems like Lori makes these posts and that's the only time she unblocks him, when she's controlling his acct.

No. 260399

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>>260359
I think Lori must be love bombing him because she hardly ever follows him but has been following him since October 15th.

No. 260842

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Is this a quote from something or just more sick pedo pandering shit? She's made several of these videos where she pitches up her voice and goes "I'M BABY." and it is always disturbing.

No. 260864

>>260842
That's another attempt to forgo adulting. It's a common tactic for arrested development.

No. 260876

>>260842
It's a meme but in the context here, yeah also that other thing.

No. 260879

>>260399
This seems to have been since the trial thing?

>>260842
>I'm baby
Not with that wrinkled sagging face, gut and middle-aged smoker voice, kek.

No. 260908

>>260879
Correct. The trial was September 8th. Lori hardly ever follows Kevin which is why I assumed love bombing. She usually only follows him for a few days at most before either unfollowing or blocking him so it's impressive it's lasted more than a week so far.

No. 260911

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>>260842
I mean she DOES kind of resemble baby Sinclair.

No. 261005

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I forgot to post these the other day. I don't make fun of Lori for being old because she (probably) looks fine for her age but man is it funny to see something like this next to her bragging about looking like a teenager. The crispy white hair ages her so much.

No. 261013

>>261005
is this supposed to look cool? it looks like she's in a tanning bed lmao.

No. 261020

>>261005
roast chicken or cremation?

No. 261093

>>261005 what is this? Looks like a bunkbed with lights lol

No. 261122

>>261005
The heat lamp that keeps her cold blooded ass from freezing to death

No. 261174

>>261005
Absolute soccer mom bod with no legs.

No. 261184

>>261005
I can never get over how MASSIVE those flippers are. Where her feet touch the towel would be where I'd expect a normal foot to end and then it just keeps GOING.

No. 261205

>>261005
No wonder she claims to have spine issues. She’s literally breaking it to create the illusion she has an ass.

No. 261224

>>261184
I know I've said this several times but it makes me laugh how she has no shoes on her Amazon wishlist because we would see the size, lol. She's so obsessed with collecting those crappy platform boots and plastic stripper wear but she only has the plastic stripper wear on her wishlist.

No. 261226

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I found some Lori nudes on a forum again. Sorry. I haven't made it past this pic yet. Perhaps you nonnas can go through the rest…

forum.fapfappy.com/index.php?threads/monstergirl.5469/

No. 261233

>>261226
Both her eyes and nipples staring me down is gonna give me some real nightmares

No. 261235

>>261226
Ah, we saw these a few threads ago >>196405
Kek, I’d forgotten how tragic those ahego nips are.

No. 261239

>>261235
Sorry I didn't realize they were old at first but the more I looked at them, it is obvious these are from 20-30 pounds ago.

No. 261257

>>261226
>literally uses snow to bleach and blur her crooked nips and busted legovag

No surprise scrots aren't buying her nudes and they're still resorting to ebegging.

On a side note, their apt complex is known for having dog feces everywhere, flooding and the pool being dirty like a public one. Loony is very sad in trying to act like she's #madeit by hanging around there all day.

No. 261266

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The caption - “I wonder if Marin would ever cosplay 02~ easy peasy! Happy Monstergirl Mondaaaay homies!”

Lori,….no. You don’t like like a teen cosplaying another teen. You look like a 37 year old in an ill- fitting onesie with poorly painted cardboard attachments.

No. 261270

>>261005
>>261093
It's definitely the fireplace in her apartment lobby. Love the addition of a towel from her totally private community pool!

No. 261272

>>261270
And she brought a little tripod and put it on the floor for the shot. Kevvy not caring to help her anymore?

No. 261275

>>261266
isn't that thing in the back for the ferrets, the pink tunnel thing? is there one left or is this from before she let them all die? she's been known to reuse pics. I could imagine this is from a few pounds lighter.
I don't relish asking, the poor things deserved so much better.

No. 261277

>>261275
i think it's the old one. i wonder why she kept it though. atleast we can see the hole in the top so crazy "it's a pillow" anon can shut up.

No. 261278

>>261275
likelihood is the ferret drama was instigated from gossiping ex that posts on this board. they could be alive.

No. 261286

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>>261275
I think there’s one left. There was one in a pic within the last month, though that could be old too.

Here’s a candid of her in this suit, so keep that in mind -

No. 261289

>>261266

I bet this is how she dresses to hand out candy to the kids on halloween

No. 261301

>>261286
She's often yo-yoing but judging by the lack of fabric bunching in the recent pic she's probably back at or at least close to this weight again.

No. 261306

>>261005
her thigh to calf ratio is horrifying. really hoping it's just a shitty edit and they don't actually look like that.

>>261266
whoa it's no wonder she keeps awful bangs all the time. she has a fivehead kek

No. 261335

>>261278
>it's the gossiping ex that Loony hates for having exposed her

Loony and Kevvy themselves have made GFMs and dozens of posts on FB begging for cash in ferret groups even after the animals died.

Everyone knows Loony kills animals, this isn't brand new information. A ferret is probably still alive and they'll use it for money, too.

>>261301
The candid has more wrinkles and folds than the newer edited pic, so she's likely even heavier now. Her gut was hanging out in that Attack on Titan pool video and even on that, she was sucking it in while running.

No. 261350

>>261306
>really hoping it's just a shitty edit and they don't actually look like that.

Someone plz repost the edit an anon did where they took Lori's foot and placed it across her calf. I think she was in that white 02 suit actually. Maybe it was the red peed on suit though. Her feet are the same length as her calves.

No. 261379

>>261005
She's also hiding her jowls in every pic because even the app isn't able to erase them completely.

The other sign of her weight gain is on her sagging face and back rolls. This >>259048 with more weight means the sides of her face must be drooping a ton, so she has to make that stupid expression to hide it.

No. 261405

>>261278
this reply makes me want to hi cow. cause why the WK anon? not read the threads before or have a horse in this shitshow race to the bottom?

No. 261447

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The caption on this is "Marin without a wig"
Rat teeth and weight gain are showing

No. 261454

>>261405
It's such a specific sperg, kind of like Kevvy being 5 feet tall, kek.

No. 261463

>>261447
the non-Euclidian geometry of her boggling side and back - the blue light and the intense warping on the buttcheek - whatever the hell the thong ruffle is doing… I feel like I'm stroking out

No. 261524

>>261447
Totally normal skin tone to have, if you're a salmon

No. 261539

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I cant get over that sad ass…

No. 261693

>>261447
what's going on with her gunt, she's edited it into such a weird shape???

No. 261708

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>>261350
Not the same anon but hope this works.

I'm guessing the shitty lighting washing out the tip of her foot was a happy accident for her. Pretty sure it took off like a whole inch. >>261350

No. 261951

>>261463
Did you notice the curve of her back? It looks like she edited it in paint. This is probably one of her worst imo

No. 262016

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Ferret grift 3.0 incoming.

No. 262022

>>261693
She's been editing her gut for a while now, this one is particularly bad because it looks like pure fat that goes right into her crotch. The huge semi-erased belly button proves she's actually massive in proportion to her edits.

>>262016
Kek, right on the timing of this wk post >>261278 and everyone knowing they're going to use the ferrets for money again.

No. 262157

>>262016
ffs, ferrets get cancer like people catch fucking colds. they just naturally have a high chance of getting cancer. ferrets are tragic like that.

assuming she isn't lying (and she probably is), it would be merciful to have the poor ferret put down rather than putting it through cancer treatment when it's already likely that it'll just get cancer again.

but then again, putting an animal down is way cheaper than treating its cancer, so from a grifting standpoint it would make sense that she would want to treat the cancer, because she's gonna need lots of other peoples' money to pay for it

No. 262175

>>262157
They are the worst. In Kevin's GFM for the last ferret he described in great detail how shitty the quality of life was for that poor animal for months. And how they just didn't want to say goodbye. People who make animals suffer with illness because they don't want to feel sad are absolute scum.

No. 262223


No. 262235

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>>262223
Kekkkkk, he rewrote the description, didn’t he? Love the, ‘we didn’t reach our goal uwu, the world is a cruel, scary place and we really need you to make it up to us and fork over some money NOW to restore our faith in it’ grift.

No. 262241

>>261447
Lori seriously looks like she's missing a chromosome or two in this.

>>262016
Unfortunately it's no surprise that Kevin and Lori using their poor pet to grift again. They're both such blatant, disgusting sociopaths.

No. 262248

>>262235
Good catch. He did rewrite it. Kevin is terrible at being manipulative but it's still disgusting that he tries. He's just too stupid. Your summary of the new description is spot on.

Kevin and Lori truly are the same people now. They look the exact same and Kevin basically adopted Lori's personality, right down to the dumb "beep beep" catchphrases. He even does the whole boring "Wah I miss the sun. Fall is too cold!" complaints that Lori does every time summer ends and she can't walk around with her saggy ass out.

I fucking hate it when cows involve animals in their bullshit. I had to hide the Stefany Mancebo thread for awhile when she was hoarding animals in her one bedroom apartment. It is rage inducing.

Kevin chose to enter back into a mutually abusive relationship with Lori. Animals can't make that same choice. They're going to make this ferret suffer until the end like they did with the 3 others and it's so messed up.

No. 262252

I missed the whole court drama. Do you think they brought up the peeing on stuff as a kind of vandalism?

No. 262336

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>>262235
Heres part of the old description. Whos even left now, Puck?

>>262252
Kek I cant tell if you’re joking or not but that would’ve been hilarious. His case was dismissed so you didnt miss much

No. 262346

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So because shes too “uwu neurodivergent and busy” she can’t bother to pay attention to you because “boundaries”, unless you hand over money then suddenly crossing those boundaries are ok. Also if shes too busy to respond, wouldnt that mean shes also too busy to respond even on OF?

Word of advice Lori, if you can’t interact with someone because “muh autism” thats probably a sign you shouldn’t be in sex work

Also “busy” “autistic” and “asexual” aren’t assets anybodys looking for on OF. It doesn’t make you sound like a quirky dreamgirl, it makes you sound like a retard who can’t hold the most basic conversation

No. 262366

>>262248
It's all 100% addict behaviour. You will never, ever, ever convince me that they are anything but addicts. I don't know to what, my guess is definitely opiates, but they are definitely druggies.

No. 262375

>>262336
pan maybe? it’s the only one not mentioned in the post.

No. 262462

>>262375
pan hasn't been mentioned in a longgggg time. Nonas think he passed away a long time and they were just quiet. Notice how they keep mentioning 3 ferrets and not 4

No. 262536

>>262366

Agreed. A lot of Lori and Kevin's behaviors reek of typical manipulative addict bullshit. Kevin's brother struggled with addiction (no idea if he's currently sober) and Kevin went to rehab in the past. Lori is a lifelong grifter and batshit fucking crazy cunt so it's tough to know if she's a junkie too or just being her Cluster B garbage self. If Lori is using, she's clearly too poor for coke because god damn look at that rapidly expanding waistline.

No. 262569

>>262536
kevin’s brother used to be addicted to substances? (i am not knowledgeable on hanft family lore.)

one of the things lori would tell people when trying to grift as a teen was saying her brother was a druggy who her parents prioritized over her.

i don’t know if that was true, but that same brother right now looks sober, employed, has an adorable kid, and is married to a beautiful woman—the three look very happy—wannarexic abuela probably thinks she’s doing better in her matchbox apartment kevin’s parents pay for and her diet of juice and instant noodles kevin pays for because her sister-in-law is “fat”/“destroyed her body through pregnancy/childbirth”, etc. and has a job… but anyways don’t forget to sub and s!mp to the loli elf succubus bb’s sp!cy s!te so she can afford a new skimpy xxs outfit she can barely cram her body into.

its amazing how little lori has grown in the last 20 years.

No. 262578

>>262366
How they both look so sunken in while moving or talking erratically in videos originally convinced me that they're druggies. Not even counting the psychotic breaks between them constantly getting the cops involved.

>>262569
Interesting, Lori being jealous of how her brother and his family turned out really explains a lot of the recent posts on how she hates women who have children and families.

No. 262596

>>262536
Which brother, Dan? I noticed Kevin stopped following Dan a good while back. I wondered if something happened. They used to be close. Dan used to like Kevin's posts on FB.

I think Kevin has 1-2 sisters but I'm not familiar with any brothers other than Dan.

No. 262620

>>262366
i honestly think they both just smoke too much weed and it gives them cannabis induced psychosis kek. loris posted pictures with dab pens before, kevin always has bright red eyes (use some visine motherfucker), and both of their erractic behavior and paranoia seems like it could be from too much weed use to me. also explains why it always looks like lori edited with a blindfold on, because shes too stoned to notice the details. i honestly dont think they could afford another drug. kevin probably has a plug within the teens at the skatepark and its why abuela lets him go there. a lot of people can get junkie level addictions to weed (its mostly a mental thing but some people do get some physical symptoms like nausea), especially cluster b types. their big domestic fight being on 4/20 only locks it in more for me. lori was mad that kevvy didn't beg and work hard enough for her to get enough weed and a pen for her to be satisfied that day.

No. 262763

>>262596
Yeah, I think it was Dan who struggled with addiction. I think there may be an older Hanft brother besides Dan but not 100% sure.

Lori's younger brother was arrested a while back for stealing a car. It's good to hear that he's cleaned up and doing well these days unlike his toxic sister.

No. 262767

>>262235
The stupidity of stating someone used most of their hard earned saving on vet bill's in a year reads to anyone with money as they're broke.

I think the begging is the most pathetic thing about them.

>>262620
They should try saving that weed money so they dont burn through their piddly savings next time something pretend to love is dying.

>>262763
No surprise the brother cleaned up his act. He wasnt the one traipsing all over the country living out some childish fantasy every day.

No. 262876

>>262842
It wasn't even a subtle self wk attempt, they're too retarded to do it right.

Hope the "gossiping ex" comes back to reveal more of how desperate Loony is as she reaches out to her dwindling network of exes for meals while cheating on Kevvy.

No. 262882

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Big yawn. Lori is sharing some donation fund for some other poor who can't afford her vet bills in preparation for the donation fund that she is likely to solicit in the following days.

No. 262954

>>262882
I think their last gofundme is still up. Barely anyone donated, except for maybe some people in ferret pet groups that didn’t know about these two grifters.
Lori is apparently living so ~luxuriously~, but not above begging people for money. She wants to play both “poor sexworker” and “rich ethot” at the same time.

No. 263118

>>262882
At that point why doesn’t she and Kevin file for disablity? They never plan on working and they claim to have mental issues. Instead they would rather beg on the internet instead of getting off their ass and asking the government for help.

No. 263141

I'm hearing twitter is doing a bot purge. Anyone keeping an eye on Lori's account metrics?

No. 263148

>>262882
Who the FUCK outside of Lori and Vicki use facebook?

No. 263629

File: 1667458581614.jpeg (170.57 KB, 1242x1327, 1DAFB02B-0AD6-4128-8EE3-4C1891…)

Who is trying to rebuild any connections with Lori or Kevin?

No. 263908

File: 1667517187408.jpg (471.8 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20221104-101132.jpg)

This is just outing yourself for the shoop kek

No. 263914

>>263908
I like how not only did the photo quality get worse, but that she has to cover half her face in the recent photo so you can’t tell how much her youth deteriorated in 14 years

No. 263925

>>263908
>>263914
And her missing teeth kek

No. 263948

>>263908
Three entirely different faces. The delusion she’s had all her life about herself has gotten so much worse over the years, and it was bad enough in the 2000’s to make her look like a nut job.

No. 263985

>>263925
And the weird way she now shoops her gunt.

Ignoring the fact that the first two pics were already shooped, people will instantly call out that they're clearer than her potato ones because she has to hide how decrepit she is.

Can't wait to see a candid from this decade. She's so delusional, kek.

No. 263999

>>263908
kek is she wearing the same extensions in all of these pictures? it really almost looks like shes still wearing the same usagi dumpling bun extensions now as she was in 2004. i don't know much about fake hair, could it last that long? with her hoarding and tendency to pull old ass clothes from 10+ years out, i could see these being the same ones shes had for years.

No. 264090

File: 1667584633107.png (97.35 KB, 511x224, paint_by_numbers_by_lori.PNG)

>>263908
>don't age
yeah wow, it's crazy how one overly blasted brightness white photo looks like it didn't age when you compare it to another overly blasted brightness white photo. /s

Is she serious? How can she post this unironically… Especially in this day and age where everyone can see from a mile away she went into every single photo and edited the fuck out of skin texture, brightness/contrast/added white tone… It's so fucking funny because if you look at the 2014 photo, even in a small resolution, you can see how badly edited it is because her eyeliner has been darkened SO BLACK compared to the rest of the 'white' of it that it looks TERRIBLE, like 'im 14 and photo edited this on corel paint' bad. Even the blue of her eyes have been edited to be more saturated. She LITERALLY painted her fucking eyeliner! Not to even mention the massive amount of editing she did in the 2022, but that's so obvious/spoken about here that it's a given. Bitch it's 2022, if you're gunna pretend to be a 'genetic vampire' learn actual shooping skills.

You can see here she literally painted her eyes (they should not be going over her eyelid like so…)

No. 264198

File: 1667596780409.jpeg (36.92 KB, 564x638, 543055_10151800385765431_16888…)

>>263999
Abuela's 20 years of balding with extensions.

No. 264209

>>263999
Hairfag here, they are different extensions each time. Fake hair doesn't last long because it gets very tangled and sheds, but it's also very cheap to buy long fake hair. Human hair is far better for any hair extension or wig since it lasts very well, but it gets very expensive past about 16inch
>First ones are shiny, bright fake hair
>Second ones are slightly duller, with a texture and slight wave
>Most recent ones are straight and a much lighter colour

No. 264231

>>264198
I mean she looks great for 36 but she definitely doesn’t look the same as she did when she was 18. If she would just admit she looks good for her age and not like an immortal forever teenager she could stop all the shooping.

No. 264237

>>264231 She's not 36 in this photo though, this is many years ago. Maybe she was 28-30 max here?

No. 264255

>>264237
Anon means moreso her current self, and I agree tbh. 'Great' is pushing it, but she's not this haggard swamp creature some anons ITT like to claim, she looks good for her age and if she just styled herself like a normal adult and owned it, she'd be fine. But nope we live in the worst timeline, so we get the technicolor affront to our eyes that is her aliexpress outfits she insists on squeezing herself in.

No. 264261

File: 1667611754468.jpg (605.13 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20221105-122800.jpg)

This just in, Lori is pretending she has a gambling problem to feign financial security

No. 264270

File: 1667614360025.jpg (53.71 KB, 589x681, 66115961_1550744935050166_5187…)

>>264237
This isn't a new photo either but she's been sagging for a long time. Everyone's used to her extreme edits and forgot what she looks like.

>>264261
For an older woman obsessed with status symbols and saying she's rich, she doesn't have diamond rings or purses. Is that the dingy fanny pack she wears all the time?

No. 264277

>>264261
what even is this? gambling is illegal in utah. we don’t even have any casinos out here. pretty sure poker is illegal too.

No. 264278

>>264261
Check out Kevin in the background with his cool yellow pants playing pool or something.

No. 264284

>>264261
She didn't say that at all, what? I'm all for milk, but don't add extra shit that isn't even in the photo or makes sense. At least wait until she starts begging for money because of it. Wishful thinking milk.. gdi.

No. 264289

>>264284
Are you being intentionally obtuse I said that because of the laws in Utah that prohibit gambling, an activity most well adjusted people take part in during the night, or a weekend. Although I was being hyperbolic, gambling during the weekdays in a state with laws against it looks like a gambling problem to anyone with a functioning brain.

No. 264292

>>264289
It's not gambling if money isn't involved.

No. 264306

>>264292
How do you know money isn't involved? And if it isn't that's even sadder kek.

No. 264313

>>264306
Because some that 'gamble' have prizes like if you went to Round 1. There is only one legal casino in Utah and I doubt she is at it. It would be very, very hard due to how religious the state is and how hated gambling is there, for her to find somewhere to monetarily gamble. This just seems like wishful thinking.

No. 264330

>>264306
it looks like theyre in a common space in their apartment complex, must have a space with a pool table and some poker chips and her and kevvy are just chimping around taking pictures to pretend they have a social life. poker chips dont equal gambling you can buy them at walmart kek.

No. 264338

File: 1667646989398.jpeg (130.03 KB, 900x600, hardware-apartments_amenity-14…)

>>264306
NTA but they never leave their apartment bc they're poorfags.

>>264330
Is correct, this is just some free to use junk they're being speds with in the common area. Lori isn't playing with anyone.

No. 264355

>>263908
Omg. I love that she made her own “evolution of catfishing” collage! Cute!
>>264261
Lots of poorly executed cope-posting lately. Lori must be struggling with something. Thoughts and prayers to Kevin.

No. 264392

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Kevin almost made it a whole 2 months following Lori. He isn't blocked though, because his likes are still on her page and when he's blocked, those go away. (You can actually tell when he gets blocked because there will be gaps in his "likes" on Lori's pics lol)

No. 264415

>>264392
Genuinely, what the fuck is even the point of the unfollowing/blocking? Do they sit on opposite sides of the apartment and smugly click the unfollow or block button and think "yeah, that'll show them"?

No. 264424

>>264415
I think it's the extension of their real life fights/arguments. They probably argue in person, some worse than others as we've seen, and then when they are still pissed off with each other, that's when the blocking/unfollowing starts on social media.

Remember when they would change their Facebook statuses to engaged, engaged to (Kevin Hanft/Lori Lewd), single, no info, back and forth all the time when they were fighting? I used to semi track that one too (not with dates or anything but I would make note of when they both did this and combine them in an image and post it to their threads here) but then they both stopped that entirely.

No. 264479

>>264313
>>264330
Sorry anons, I don't come from a country where people recreationally mess around with poker chips unless there's cash on the table so I misinterpreted. It's not fun even with money involved so from my perspective it just looks like sad and boring way to spend the week.

>>264424
This is shit teenagers do which leads me to believe you're %100 correct kek.

No. 264491

>>264338
That is embarrassing to think about. Imagine leaving your apartment to run errands and passing these two clowns posing in the common area room nobody uses because its a step below a game room at your local rec center.

Im surprised they stayed at this place this long. Surely theres no way their lease got renewed.

No. 264495

>>264491
They're staying on those affordable housing rates for low incomes and Kevvy's parents are paying. Wouldn't be surprised if one of them claims fake disability for it, too. Funny that Kevvy only owns one pair of pants, he must be buying everything for Loony.

No. 264502

File: 1667743912381.jpeg (190.78 KB, 750x1007, A8EA8E2C-011B-4798-BBD5-441DB3…)

Kevin posted this on both of his fb accounts. I still don’t get why he thinks advertising financial desperation is a good strategy. It’s so creepy.

No. 264526

>>264491
If they’re paying rent consistently and aren’t causing too many problems or destroying the property management isn’t going to want them to leave.

No. 264552

File: 1667768289983.jpg (91.83 KB, 720x1169, IMG_20221106_135724_582.jpg)

Here's Kevin whining about how he isn't a successful YouTuber again.

No. 264572

>>264552
Last time he posted as a 30 second video 6 months ago. He doesn’t market. He doesn’t interact with other skateboarders or communities. He doesn’t produce or share unique content. What does he expect?

No. 264648

>>264502
Damn, this might be the most prominent showcase of her significant weight gain so far. (What is she, 130lbs at 5’1”?)

Is how fat her fingers look on her phone hand due to the editing?

No. 264682

>>264502
Kek, get a job like everyone else if you need money.

>>264491
People with intelligence know there's something wrong with them at first glance. This isnt "unique style", its mental illness. Imagine adults with lucrative careers and sucessful lives seeing this woman in public. They know immediately she's not ok.

>>264502
>>264648
I noticed the fingers right away. Anyone paying for pictures like this must know they're completely edited and fake. It might be a reason no other cuck ever picked her up. Why meet her in person when we can see the pics are fake.

No. 264690

>>264502
There’s nothing about that photo that looks appealing. Her expression looks like she wasn’t even ready for her own selfie. How they look at that (or anything she posts) and think ‘yes, this is the one that’s going to bring in the spicy spaghetti macaroni money’ is beyond delusional.

No. 264692

File: 1667839551686.jpeg (79.12 KB, 631x806, AD574762-4625-4BB1-8F99-73731F…)

When she turns to the side enough that her beak covers her eye, the filter reallyyyy struggles to rearrange everything.

No. 264695

>>264692
Considering how she really looks from the side in >>264270 it's no surprise she's doing everything she can to hide her recessed manjaw, lack of upper lip and nasolabials.

The goofy expressions and fake teeth filters can only go so far. She needs her eyes checked if she thinks this is how actually attractive people look >>262346

No. 264703

>>264552
Wow, its almost like people want to be part of discussions and not first row at the Bishie narc show on youtube.
>millions
He has the naivety of a child. Only people making millions off youtube are the channels like Mr. Beast and Ryan's Toys or whatever. Also isn't revenue on there generated via google ads and partners?

No. 264709

>>264703
He has no idea how social media works. He puts absolutely no effort into his pages, and isn’t even thinking about analytics. I think Kev here expects to become some viral overnight sensation from his mediocre skating videos, that aren’t even posted on a schedule. Delusional.

No. 264712

>>264692
I might just go out on a limb and say this is the worst her hair has ever looked. It’s so busted and fried, and looks so unhealthy. I’m sure it’s coming out in clumps.

I’ll wait for the incoming “my hair is lush and full and goes down past my dumpy diaper ass” cope post to follow.

No. 264760

>>264709
He truly doesn’t. Nobody gives a shit or can relate to a video of him showing off an ugly shoe in a dimly lit kitchen on the floor.

And any time they had a follower who wanted to interact with them in the past, him and Lori would just shoo them away with “if you want skateboarding tips subscribe to my girlfriends OnlyFans” or “for cosplay prop making tips subscribe to the spicy!” Ironic since those mightve actually been decent subjects to make videos on. But nah they feel too entitled to everyones money to make content for free

No. 264775

>>264703
These cows think fame and millions are just around the corner while being jealous of anyone with success. They don't realize all those people they're jealous of put the work in.

They're forever going to be in debt and denial, including about their looks, kek. The begging seems to reach a fever pitch around this time of the year, almost like clockwork.

No. 264832

File: 1668029520298.jpeg (118.16 KB, 750x1010, 51A092C2-73D7-4E25-A2B9-359B89…)

>>262882
Winner winner chicken dinner, prophetic nonny!

Lori lives in a reality where no one could possibly just pay a vet bill and focus on providing the best quality end-of-life care to the animal. It’s perfectly normal to have to beg and put on a big performative show about the suffering the pet is needlessly enduring because other selfish people won’t cough up hundreds of dollars.

No. 264835

>>264832
Wish there were a way to donate directly to the vet clinics in situations like these where the owner is a thieving piece of shit so people can make sure that the money goes directly to the poor pet's care and the owners don't see a single penny

No. 264858

>>264832
As long as I live, as God as my witness, I will never pay for someone's - no one's - goddamn motherfucking vet bills. ESPECIALLY not for a fucking ferret!

No. 264893

File: 1668043144898.jpg (98.93 KB, 720x1201, IMG_20221109_181546_967.jpg)

>>264832
>Winner winner chicken dinner, prophetic nonny!

Haha that was me and I was just coming to post this.

>If you ever somewhat wanted to see me (pretend to be) naked, I'm at my most desperate now. My ferret needs surgery.


So sexy.

No. 264920

>>264893
I’ll try my hand at foretelling: I predict Lori will get a few pity donations. Not enough to treat the poor ferret, sadly, but the new streetwalker shoes/ nail set/ extensions will help ease the sting of it’s death.
>>264835
Lori and Kevin suck. Any ‘Ferrets 101’ type website will advise you that ferrets are prone to cancers and other terminal conditions. They all say to save up, because your ferret WILL need costly vet care sooner or later.

No. 264954

>>264893
why does she make it like the poor ferret is on only fans

No. 264960

>>264893
She even puts her meitu filters on a dying animal because it's just a prop to her.

The amount of filtering she uses is insane, look at how the green pool table >>264338 turned into neon teal >>264261 because she's not uwu pale, so even pics of her meaty claws need to be filtered.

No. 264973

>>264893
The fact that she peddles her “sp¡cy site” with a photo of her dying pet… girl you are so ghetto

No. 265452

File: 1668278511531.jpg (95.89 KB, 720x992, IMG_20221112_113951_724.jpg)

I guess she gave up on editing herself skinny.

No. 265457

>>265452
I think she has one paypig at a time, her of is not very popular so she caters to whoever is giving her the most money, hence the unwanted feet closeups for one specific guy. Seems like there's a new guy who likes kim k asses now.

No. 265481

>>265452
So what's her ass and what's her thighs? Wait… nooo… is her ass long and narrow? Omg so unfortunate.

No. 265484

>>265452
The thumbnail looked like Moo in a wig. They even make the same stupid faces. Go get some lipo, Loony.

No. 265523

>>265481
I'm all for dunking on Lori, but some of you anons sound so incredibly stupid with what you say. That's hip/butt/thigh. Do you have any idea how anatomy works and how all of that is connected? Most asses do sit low because the muscle to build them are low, not high up like people say it is. Your lower back isn't your ass.

No. 265531

>>265523
Doesn't it look uncanny and strange though? The pose is so weird and her proportions feel totally off.

No. 265534

>>265531
No. Like, it's smoothed as fuck, but where the ass it sitting and where it meets the thigh, no, and she has hip-dips. Literally nothing in this looks weird. The only way you would get a round ass at the bottom bend is if you stage it that way by pulling the skin out and adjusting your sitting again, or you get a BBL.

No. 265543

>>265531
Honestly the bottom half of the image looks her age where as the top half looks uncanny next to the matronly hips/thigh/butt area. Before anons get their knickers in a twist it's not an insult, but a subjective opinion, so don't get personally offended.

No. 265546

>>265523
She literally looks like an amputee from the thumbnailand she edited out everything that's remotely a shadow, so of course it looks busted.

No. 265552

>>265546
She's right next to a light source. The shadows weren't harsh to begin with even with her bluring of the skin plus overhead ceiling lighting. The room isn't dark.

No. 265581


No. 265582

>>265523
I understand anatomy just fine, but obviously Lori doesn’t since her heads smaller than the width of her thigh

No. 265585

>>265523
The anons saying she's fat and should get lip are retarded, and yes having hips like this is totally normal, but they are violin hips and not everyone has them, some people naturally have more fullness there, though they're typically of a higher body weight. Hers just look really extreme in this photo, which is likely just because she edits them in other pictures

No. 265597

It looks weird because she has no definition to her ass from muscle. The shadow created by the indent from where her gluteus medius and maximus meet look jarring when combined with the jutting out hip but it isn't unusual, just sloppy. Gravity and tone matter, Lori, not being fat isn't enough.

No. 265609

>>265452
Nah dude, this pose is weird. She ballooned and I agree with the anon who said she looks like Moo. It’s all I can see. You know she is 100% hiding a mcchicken gut under that apron.

>>265523
>>265534
Why are you so tilted over this? Don’t take the criticism personally, fatty.

No. 265610

>>265452
Cataracts are hawt

No. 265617

>>265582
The camera is down below. Everyone's head looks small that way??

No. 265618

>>265597
Apparently pointing it out makes you a WK, anon. Don't bother. These idiots don't care about logic.

No. 265640

Maybe lori will let you fuck her in the chest hole if you WK her harder.(shitpost)

No. 265661

File: 1668369477424.jpg (8.52 KB, 282x179, uwu.jpg)

>>265617
We've seen her candids. She maxes out the head shrinking option on the app.

No. 265765

Tinfoil: she gained weight on purpose to better fit into the "thicc" ideal that's popular with men nowadays. She used to be an expert anachan and horrifically skinny. Back in her day (late 90s/early 2000s) being super thin and flat all over was what got women on magazine covers and turned men on. She conformed to that to a tee. Considering she is an expert at restricting, there is no way she would just let herself gain weight willy-nilly and even point it out to everyone. It's a carefully crafted change to add appeal for modern moids.

No. 265775

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>>265765
Accurate. Too bad skinny is back in. It’s very obvious that she has gained a decent amount of weight. Her hips do not sit high and at her natural weight she never has violin hips. Her now formed hip dips are a direct result from her weight gain

No. 265776

File: 1668414537051.jpg (650.89 KB, 1920x1080, 70874-8.jpg)

>>265765
>being super thin and flat all over was what got women on magazine covers and turned men on
Anon here choosing to forget the actual beauty standard in the late 90s/early 00s. Being super thin and flat all over has never been a straight moid preference, conflating fashion industry preferences, which skew androgynous for obvious reasons, to male sexual preferences is sure to muddy the water

No. 265777

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No. 265779

>>265775
In typical Lori fashion, shes late to whats in style.
I don't think she actually gained weight on purpose though, I think we’re just seeing the toll that years of restricting, living an inactive lifestyle and aging is taking on her metabolism. Living off of juices isn’t going to have the same result at 37 that it did at 25

No. 265786

Agreed, she didn't gain on purpose. Although wouldn't surprise me if she isnt in a rush to starve it off because the added fat may be making her appear younger by plumping out some of the ghoulish angularity and sag from her face irl - not that we can tell under the 10 layers of filtering

P sure weight gain is bad for spine problems????

No. 265788

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>>265765
lori was never really that thin especially in thr early 2000s. i mean i never saw her in real life but i've seen the moony era photos, she wasnt rail thin. the time she was rail thin was like the mid/late 2010s when she was on and off with rikki and pretty much just poor and starving. but she definitely ran with it and acted like being skinny smol uwu loli was her thing, tagged everything on insta with #under100pounds. but that wasn't some feat of willpower and anorexia she was just poor. she had that juice phase a few years back now too, but again i think that was her being poor and still trying to cling to that anachan body she managed for a few years. but usually lori is a very average weight. she has a short stumpy body its easy for her to put it on. picrel shows what i mean.

No. 265803

>>265776
>>265777
Wasn't talking about boobs, but waistline and ass, for which you can see here the ideal was to be tiny with no ass or thighs. Sir Mix a Lot, in his infamous song, comments on it - big ass and thighs was considered fat and unappealing by mainstream culture (including white men) for a long time. It's only much more recently that it became an ideal among scrotes. Still gotta have the tiny waist though, of course because scrotes don't understand how bodies work.

No. 265804

File: 1668436719553.jpeg (1.33 MB, 2731x1839, 4ECABC5C-8CC5-416F-9B0C-1CB967…)

>She used to be an expert anachan and horrifically skinny. Back in her day (late 90s/early 2000s)
please. lori is painfully average. always has been.

No. 265805

File: 1668438244314.jpg (Spoiler Image, 38.2 KB, 650x813, 1524576667195.jpg)

>>265788
>>265804
I really don't wanna post much of her anachan pics because they're disturbing, but can you anons stop acting like it never happened. She was skelly af.

No. 265806

>>265805
The only thing disturbing about this is her shotgun wound-shaped chest dent. Her BMI would be totally normal here.

No. 265808

>>265765
More likley is she is eating normally and after years of deprivation on and off her body is in survival mode and storing fat. At 37 your hormones are taking a dive, years of starvation diets take their toll and it doesn't take much for the pounds to pack on. Lori's mistake was in thinking not having a baby would keep her thin and young looking. Hormones and age dont care if you had a baby or not. Eating right and excercise is the only way to stay fit and like >>265788 demonstrates she still wouldn't be that thin. She has a regular sized body.

>>265788
She had food issues back then too. She would order large plates of food and not eat it. Usually, it was for attention, her stomach hurt or some nonsense but the eating issues were already starting when she was very young.

No. 265816

>>265765
Uh.. she still doesn't fit it and it's going back to heroine chic anyway.

No. 265821

>>265808
Completely agreed, it's a mix of never having healthy eating habits, a sedentary middle-aged lifestyle and probably binging after weed. Her weight must also be going into her huge feet because she wear crocs whenever outside, kek. Kevvy seems to do the same things she does, so it's a few years until he blows up again as well.

>>265805
This was a short timeframe where she was legit homeless until she mooched off Kevvy's parents. She still shooped herself to look even thinner and whiter than reality.

No. 265849

>>265806
Anon pls get help. No doctor is going to agree that it's healthy to have your whole ass ribcage sticking out.

No. 265899

>>265849
Nearly everyone's rib cage is visible when you pose like that. Give it a try.

No. 265916

>>265849
160lbs girl could get her ribcage to show if posing right. Dumbass nitpick.

No. 265918

>>265765
It’s too bad being rail thin is in again. She’s ten years late to trends as always.

No. 265954

>>265804
I love her throwback photos. Her fashion sense has always been awful. Even back then I remember thinking these outfits were outdated. It’s hilarious.

No. 266036

>>265918
She would have get be on Tiktok to catch up to trends and she would get absolutely destroyed there. That's why she sticks to facebook with the rest of the boomers.

>>265954
This, somehow even back then she looked like a greasy mom cosplaying amongst teens.

No. 266060

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>>265452
Even at her skinniest, when she took a rare head-on photo or video, you could see she has no real waist. She has to twist and contort herself and then shoop to put one in. I think she looks better with a little weight, but she is definitely editing more to smooth some sins away. The most recent pics look like she’s using some sort of fisheye effect to force the big hips/thigh look she’s going for? Every body part at the edge of the screen, looks disproportionate. And in the pics where she’s standing, the bottoms of her shoes are distorted. I know that “fat squidward” meme gets overused on the farms, but it comes to mind.

No. 266061

>>265531
She really doesn't have an unflattering figure tbh, except for the cave in in the chest.. It's just.. So weird.

No. 266062

>>265849
you must be american or obese if you can’t see your ribs while posing like that and think that’s anachan. you can clearly see she has some fat on her hips and her arms are normal sized. some have a wider rib cage than others too.

No. 266089

>>265805
The anon you replied to literally mentioned that phase newfag.
>when she was on and off with rikki and pretty much just poor and starving. but she definitely ran with it and acted like being skinny smol uwu loli was her thing, tagged everything on insta with #under100pounds.

No. 266101

>>266060
yeah at the risk of sounding too WK, I think she looks way, way fucking better these days with this body.

No. 266105

>>266101
That wouldn't make you a WK.

No. 266154

>>266060
I see a typical weight gain pattern. Gaining in tge thighs and behind is normal. I do agree she nipped the waist, but not to make herself look larger, to appear to have a shape. She's built like a box and even wider than she let's on.

I looked at her instagram for the first time in ages. She posted a few sets of this outfit >>266060 and pinned a few older sets to the top of her page. I laughed because even the bits aren't liking anymore, with an average of 1200 likes per post. She's done but wont quit. Pinning a few older posts with likes doesn't change that. I'm wondering how long she plays dress up for no one. I remember their holiday last year, guess their aiming for a repeate.

No. 266158

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apparently lori is "living in the hot tub" lately. imagine if you lived here and thinking "oh maybe we could use the hot tub" and you go out and see a wrinkly hag puffing out her cheeks and moving her head maniacally. also shes really showing off how short and fried her hair is here.

No. 266168

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>>176059
^ This vid from a few threads ago really shocked me at the time. This was from right when she moved into the new place, maybe 10 lbs or so ago? She has wide hips, but also wide shoulders and no waist. No matter how much she gains or looses, her “curves” have to be shooped in.

No. 266172

>>266168
yea this picture here shows her natural body shape best if you compare it to her old 2000s pics. she is an average fridgechan at best. she does look better with a little weight on her because shes in her late 30s with little collagen in her face from smoking cigs and poor diet. she just doesn't have an hourglass like she wants people to think, but her body really isn't bad, just normal. except for her chest deformation. she used to hide it better back in the days with (pushup?) bras and presumably its gotten worse over the years.

No. 266181

>>266158
it's been like 50° out, what's wrong with her?

No. 266213

>>266181
That is perfect hot tub weather nonny. Warm weather and hot tubs don’t mix well. Nicer places they’re open all year around unless it’s below freezing.

No. 266215

>>266213
i have never used a hot tub outside in cold weather.

No. 266216

>>266215
Obviously you don't live somewhere that gets cold kek a hot tub in the winter is heaven

No. 266219

>>266216
no i do, we already have snow. i said an outdoor hot tub for a reason. i'd also never use an outdoor sauna but my condo building has both inside.

No. 266238

>>266219
You grew up with an outdoor tub in the snow and never played the shock game? Lame. Regardless, it's not insane that she's using that hot tub even if it's frigid out there. It's normal, especially in colder climates in Europe and the americas alike

No. 266239

>>266219
Growing up I always thought if you had a hot tub to use in winter you were rich, and alot of people did. But really a lot of the cabins you can rent out here in the winter have the hot tubs outside as well because it’s just a nice relaxing thing to do and considered a luxury. Indoor water parks here have nice big ones too open in winter.

Lori still flexing her apartment hot tub / pool though is getting old. Wonder when her lease is up.

No. 266269

>>266239
Kevvy's parents' lease must be around xmas because that's when they sperged out for more money the first time around. Though they also might be sperging out to afford little dropship "presents" for each other again.

No. 266392

>>266239
I think of private hot tubs as luxury. But a maintained private tub on a secluded patio or attached to a saltwater pool is a waaaay different experience than a public hot tub. Public tubs are saturated with chlorine to keep them sanitary, and they smell like straight-up hot bleach. I imagine that’s why her porous, broken hair is always up and she’s posted vids of her doggie-paddling with her head above water: one dunk in that water and her hair will be tye-dye neon green.

No. 266394

>>266392
Plus the people at their apt complain of how poorly maintained and full of feces and dirt the public spaces like that are. Not to mention the trashy squatters like Lori making them not want to use it, so they move to better places. She's literally soaking in piss soup.

No. 266525

>>266392
Hard agree. After seeing the Pi Pi's waterpark episodes of SouthPark I haven't been all that keen to hop into a public pool or hot tub. I have absolutely no idea how Lori perceives public water as a something luxurious when it's standard for most apartment buildings and rec centres. And now that you mention it anon, her hair has taken a nose dive in quality since moving to that apartment building. Intially I put it down to accumulative damage but I suspect the pool (whether chlorinated or salt) has something to do with it too.

No. 266677

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Welp. There goes the ferret fund

No. 266688

>>266677
she's wearing a full on wig

No. 266690

>>266688
Probably because a few anons including myself have been critiquing her hair kek.

No. 266693

>>266677
>bald snow app user handing you a bag containing her struggle meal of lettuce

Is she still trying to get freebies from Dolls Kill?

No. 266699

>>266677
Man that deal must have been so hot it caused her to melt into her plastic chair.

No. 266726

>>266677
She looks really cute here but this is also basically cgi and doesn't resemble her irl at all. I don't really care about the wig though since all egirls wear wigs.

No. 266743

>>266677
Good job, Lori! Sick animals that depend on you to care for them always appreciate a fresh, new look. It does wonders for their morale.

No. 266758

>>266677
>butterfly bondage bra
>chains
>pink ski mask
I swear, it's like she just goes "Okay my thirst trap for today is gonna be BLACK and PINK" then slaps on whatever vaguely resembles those colors

No. 266760

>>266726
loris whole schtick for years has been "this is my real hair" though so thats why people are going to point it out

No. 266767

>>266760
It's so funny to watch Lori's hypocrisy because she made these lies her NAGL personality.

It's been decades of claiming to use her real hair and lashes but she never even did. Now what happened to the vampire genes that kept her sooo skinny and young she would never need fillers, kek. Bet she's screeching at Kevvy for some botox money.

No. 266876

>>266677
Anyone else notice her ass is blending away into whatever the fuck she's sitting on? She looks like she's melting here

No. 266877

>>266876
She's going ghost

No. 267160

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Hello, Stephen! If you’re referring to us, we are merely the most recent and currently active “conspiracy” site. When was pockybox active? Oh Stephen, it’s been literal decades since the first conspiracy pages popped up! Anyways, enjoy your weird cgi porn.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 267162

>>267160
Anon, this isn't about baiting randos. Wtf is your brain damage?

No. 267280

>>266677
Lori is the most boring person on the internet. She's posted outfits that look nearly identical to this last year. The woman has zero personality.

>>266726
>looks really cute
Yeah, if your blind.

No. 267493

>>267280
Kevin is the most interesting thing about Lori these days and he’s boring as hell lately.

No. 267497

>>267493
I think so too. I'm not surprised though, Kevin has no web presence left and they're broke so they don't do anything anymore. They have no one around either.

No. 267558

>>267493
>>267497
For real, his manifestos and spergs made me laugh so hard. Perhaps he is in some random Facebook group right now yelling about his husbando bakugo or his skateboarding skillz. Wishful thinking…

No. 267683

>>267493
When he's gone from her stories or promoting her and anons post it, I forget he is in the picture at all. Dude has no presence.

No. 267752

File: 1669250348199.jpeg (464.09 KB, 2426x789, AE82A3F1-A425-42AD-BD65-175B5E…)

some very bad edits. she looks sad and chubby. i took a screenrecording of her looking very tardish and swimming the other day but have been too lazy to get on my computer and upload it but i would if anyone wants to see it.

No. 267754

>>267752
Saw this on the front page and thought it was Lucinda KEK

No. 267784

>>267683
He's probably busy doing instacart or something to pay for everything.

>>267752
Kek, is it another attack on titan vid?

No. 267854

>>267752


I'm surprised she posted these. Bellybutton is indenting the fat surrounding it, and the hole itself now looks deep.

No. 267908

File: 1669328445375.webm (1.04 MB, 480x640, tweakergranny.webm)

>>267784
something like that…

No. 267927

>>267752
Im surprised she didn't hop onto the chainsaw man hype. she still looks so stupid with these outfits and filters

No. 267969

>>267908
What are those leg movements kek. So she never learned how to properly swim, sad.

No. 267980

>>267908
What a luxurious pool; a 10 footer that, with Lori's flippers, can be swam across in three doggie paddles.

No. 268002

>>267854
Anon, don't be disgusting.

No. 268031

>>267908
Did she think this was cute or something???

No. 268127

File: 1669428314396.png (1.79 MB, 1483x1025, g7wnVBFcIliZ.png)

>Anime is copying me!

No. 268162

>>268127
That hair jfc Kevin take a cold hard sober look in a mirror.

No. 268176

>>268127
Kev entering Lori’s delusional stage where he thinks the character is copying him. He looks like such a fucking idiot.

No. 268179

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>>268127
David's "fit" is literally a high vis jacket Kevin.

No. 268226

>>268127
God these two are so pathetic. kevvy is looking more and more like Quasimodo with those awful posture kek

No. 268305

>>268176
Even his hair looks like Lori's, they really are the same retard with stupid poses and facial expressions to hide how gaunt and old they look.

>>268179
He's so uneducated about fashion and clothing while claiming to be so interested in it and somehow starting trends. Hoping someone can catch candids of them going outside in their homeless "fits" to Spencers only to be surrounded by teens laughing at them.

No. 268340

Is her account down for anyone else? Wonder why

No. 268361

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>>268340
yeah it's gone for me as well!

No. 268373

>>268340
Kinda hoping it got taken down for real and she has to "start over."

Surely she can't buy followers, it'd cut into the ramen and mystery meat fund.

No. 268380

>>268340
>>268361
Kek yep, it's definitely down. Kev the cuck's account is still up though, so there's probably going to be some story soon about how "the haturs took down a minority sex worker's instagram!1!!" despite Lori breaking Instagram TOS.

No. 268386

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Kev did have a chimp out today, possibly related

No. 268387

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No. 268388

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No. 268398

>>268388
Kev, you do know that most famous internet influencers, which you so desperately want to be, post daily, right?
Again, he's just showing how absolutely retarded he is. You have to keep giving fans content in order to maybe make it, but he just puts zero effort in and expects to become a rich overnight sensation from his lame skateboard fails and shit cosplay that he only posts every few months.

No. 268400

>>268386
lolcow is literally the only place Kev HAS any online presence tho, kek.

No. 268418

>>268386
Kek, he wishes we talked about him everyday. This thread goes dead for a few days sometimes, and the last time he was mentioned before that screenshot was nearly 3 weeks ago. So yeah thats sounds like little to no presence to me

>>268387
Kevin, you wouldn’t even know what “fun at parties” is, you’re a broke shut-in who pushed all your friends away for your abuela

And nobody said you were skinwalking? Does he have zero reading comprehension none of what hes saying is in any of his screenshot “proofs”

I’m honestly starting to think Kevin might actually be an illiterate retard.

No. 268429

>>268380
And here I thought he got access to her phone and deleted the account because she's been trying to cheat on him.

>>268418
It's so clear they both live for this thread. Now the 2 whole people who saw his post are going to go looking for it only to find pee suits and ferret scams.

No. 268440

>>268340
kek i assumed i was blocked after i reposted that retarded swimming video. trouble in paradise? or is she trying to just wipe her old face off the internet and start over with a new skinwalk…

No. 268453

>>268387
Thanks for never changing, Kev. It’d be a shame if you ever showed growth. Keep on being the gift that keeps on giving. We love to see it.

No. 268457

Has it already been a year since they blamed having no money, friends or christmas presents on the ferret dying? So much has changed.

No. 268458

>>268418
>Kevin, you wouldn’t even know what “fun at parties” is, you’re a broke shut-in who pushed all your friends away for your abuela

Imagine how bleak holidays must be locked in that musty apartment with only that bleached out hagbeast. Maybe we'll get a Milkmas gift and they'll have another domestic.

No. 268462

>>268398
Neither of these two understands how to monetize a goddamn thing. What do you expect from grown ass adults who probably couldn't hold down a job at the local mall food court.

No. 268478

File: 1669564161018.jpg (48.83 KB, 468x632, Capture.JPG)

>>267908
Yeesh.

No. 268486

>>268386
Lol, my comment about him having no presence really hit him hard.

No. 268489

>>268386
>>268486
He grossly overestimates the amount of time anyone spends thinking about his posts (including his 'followers ')

No. 268508

>>268486
we really live rent free in his brain. when most of us forget he exists until he spergs out after binge-reading the most recent threads. the milk may be drying up with these two. any facebook friends of lori? whats she posting over there? i would ask if theres any blocking updates but with her whole instagram account gone i guess thats over with. imagine the tension in that tiny apartment.

No. 268517

>>268508
>we really live rent free in his brain. when most of us forget he exists until he spergs out after binge-reading the most recent threads. the milk may be drying up with these two. any facebook friends of lori? whats she posting over there? i would ask if theres any blocking updates but with her whole instagram account gone i guess thats over with. imagine the tension in that tiny apartment.

It's got to be unbearable there. Makes you wonder if he has quadrupled down on that shitshow of a living situation because he knew from the getgo she was a shaky investment. Lori has more red flags than a goddamn maritime fleet. As for the deleted accounts, let's hope she is prepping for a brand new skinwalk. Saged for tinfoil and shameless speculation.

No. 268542

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>>268478
Woah mrs. Wormwood looks rough these days.

>>268486
Truth usually hits the hardest kek. Must be hard to accept that even on this site he doesn’t have much presence. As I’m even writing this comment I can’t even remember what his name is lol. They’re like bubble gum on a sidewalk where she sticks to your shoe and you gotta scrap it off, and he’s been walked on so many times that he’s that crusted black tar you’d forgotten was even bubble gum.

No. 268591

File: 1669590849699.png (312.73 KB, 423x500, topkek.png)

>>268386
>Everyday
>Every hour
>Anon just made an offhand comment while going about her business
>Picrel

No. 268612

>>268591
Kek I love how he didn’t even deny they’re broke and don’t do anything anymore.

I wonder what Lori will do now that her insta is gone, she still needs her narc supply. It would be absolutely milky if she created a tiktok account, but other nonnies are probably right that shes too scared to make one. She’ll probably just hijack Kevins account or shit up OF and cosplay subreddits again.

No. 268637

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No. 268639

>>268386
TOPKEK Ok that's hilarious.He doesnt need to worry, no one thinks of him daily. He really can't help himself though,can he. Half of the country has been traveling or spending time with family and friends but Kevin is on LC checking his thread. Guess he needed something to do while his gf stinks up the public sauna but honnestly screenshot and response is just sad. Public freak outs dont disprove the fact that guy has no following anymore or that they have no life outside of sitting around their apartment all day.

>>268612
They dont do anything, go anywhere or know anyone. The only social thing they've posted in ages was that apartment pool party with like 3 people at it.

>>268637
Kek,nice Nonnie!

No. 268667

>>268637
I have no idea how you drew something so accurate anon but this is thread pic material

No. 268674

File: 1669614886371.png (1.01 MB, 720x1280, 30FBF7A8-CAB2-4DE0-A560-BF9A51…)


No. 268682

>>268674
Omg the lone dead ferret and the laptop that looks like its opened to the lolcow main page. Nona your talent and attention to detail is unparalleled.

No. 268693

>>268682
Kek I didn't even notice the finer details
>>268674
This is a masterpiece anon

No. 268707

>>268637
kevvys eyes need to be all red and bloodshot like hes high or been crying but otherwise perfect

No. 268708

So Lori's Instagram page is gone but her OF is still there. I cant help but think she opened a new instagram to avoide us seeing her pictures or to rebrand herself.

No. 268711

File: 1669641150704.jpeg (34.2 KB, 640x421, 871A3E68-B62E-4054-BBEA-0B5643…)

Watch this space maybe?

No. 268719

>>268708
That would be a bold dodge considering how her internet presence is the only thing keeping her with her meager following to erase it only to escape a thread seems a little much

No. 268725

>>268708
it's more likely that she got reported or something. ig has really been cracking down on this content recently.

No. 268748

>>268708
She would never. That was her literal baby. Imagine she’s absolutely raging behind closed doors

No. 268754

>>268748
This. She's a retard for sinking all that money into fake followers and never making any money back and thinking it meant success or something when she has never posted a real face, smile, or even friends.

Be hilarious if Kevvy realized the house of cards that is Lori's faked popularity for what it always was.

No. 268771

>>268748
Yep, Lori must be screeching at Kevin right now. They’re probably trying to plan what to do next. No way is she going to start over again, she doesn’t have the money to buy more fake followers. Likely she is trying to force Kevin to give her his account.
It’s too bad, I thought Lori’s IG being taken down would cause a chimpout from Kev. Kevin’s only presence is on lolcow and we laugh at him for sperging. That’s all he has going on for him.

No. 268810

>>268771
She's likely chimping at him to restore her account, so he's too busy to post.

No. 268821

"Dear Mr. Instagram, my fiancee is a very popular POC influencer on your platform, and HOW DARE you discriminate against a disabled sex worker…" keep it going nonnies kek

No. 268863

>>268821
"Her only source of income and enjoyment comes from her Instagram, in which she inspires the tiny portion of women who actually follow her how to be feminist kweens despite the overwhelming adversity she faces as a POC and having a broken spine!"

No. 268865

>>268771
Nonny you might be onto something. He renamed his account to kev_skye.

No. 268867

>>268863
“Lori Lewd was the inspiration behind Zero Two and Marin! You’re making a big mistake kicking her off, she’s the OG e-girl and invented elf ears! She can’t work anywhere else because of her disability, Instagram is all she has. If Lori could pole dance she would, but she has a broken back! She trips over her feet too moving at all, so she can only take still photos!”

No. 268868

File: 1669683412383.png (1.97 MB, 1200x1322, Screenshot 2022-11-28 at 6.53.…)

>>268771
She's posting some on her depressing ass twitter to a resounding response of 4 likes from her alleged 20k followers.
I do wonder what shes going to do. And who would have reported her. If it was one of us some anon would have posted their confirmation email by now.

No. 268915

>>268868
The dirty mirror, I can't.

No. 268919

>>268868
the filthy tongue, imagine her breath.

No. 268925

>>268868
why would lori post this.
what an extremely fridge-shaped and chonky ‘smol elf loli goblin bb’

No. 268932

>>268868
What was she doing to break IG TOS? A lot of thots promote their OFs there

No. 268937

File: 1669704001317.png (1.92 MB, 1440x2716, Screenshot_20221128-223755.png)

>>268865
He also renamed his FB page from adollaskye to Kevin Skye

No. 268948

>>268932
true but it's technically against tos

No. 268956

I wonder if Kevin was checking here to see if we were the ones who got her taken down? we're as suprised as you, Kev. also cowtipping is cringe we don't fuck with it. if anything her profile being down is less milk for us.
I wonder what happened? I hope this is a Kevin-escaping mormon-skateboarding saga

No. 268988

>>268948
NTA, but yeah. What is she doing that's break the TOS on Twitter where actual porn is?

No. 269004

>>268708
Might be an Instagram glitch. A cosplayer I follow just had her account removed and locked and literally all she posts is wigs and the occasional photoshoot pic. It's been happening for a couple months now that people are being hacked or glitched out of their accounts.

Lori relies on her IG "reach" too much, there's no way she closed her account voluntarily. I doubt she suddenly broke TOS, either, unless someone went through and reported literally every borderline post of hers.

No. 269006

Sage for major tinfoil, but maybe her and Kevin had another fight and he took her phone and deleted her account. That's why he hasn't commented on it.

No. 269016

>>269006
That’s very possible. It makes sense considering what’s already been done before.
>Lori breaks Kevin’s stuff
>Kevin pees on Lori’s suit
>Kevin gets arrested, likely because of Lori
I guess it’s about his turn to retaliate. What better way than to delete something Lori cares about and uses to talk to other scrotes? Actually, Kevin might have deleted her account so there’s less chance of her running off to some other moid (even though literally no one else would be with her).

No. 269035

>>269016
didn't her and rikki break his computer and desk before? this would definitely be the sweet revenge for that, deleting her "baby". if kevin actually did that he's less of a doormat than i thought. sage4tinfoil.

No. 269045

>>269035
If this tinfoil is true, Kev receives 0.01% respekk for me, but loses 0.01% for staying with her anyway lmao

No. 269065

>>269004
If it was out of her control, she's be capitalizing on the opportunity to cry about it and beg for donations because her livelihood is in jeopardy

No. 269068

>>269006
i’m pretty sure, like most social media nowadays, if you delete your own account you get around a month to reactivate it and lose nothing. so if kevin did delete it it would have taken lori no time to bring it back.

No. 269079

>>269065
She hasn't complained anywhere, maybe Kevvy really did it?

No. 269081

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Y’all suck at cyberstalking lol

No. 269095

>>268988
it's instagram…

No. 269097

>>269095
This cap >>268868 is twitter.

No. 269104

>>269097
Holy hell nony, go to bed. The other anon was clearly asking about why her Instagram was gone. And anons who thought Kevin did it are tards. Lori broke so many TOS, the biggest being peddling porn and buying bots. Kevin even touching loris phone is questionable, let alone being able to hold it long enough, unlocked, to delete her Instagram. The tin foil in this thread is insane and just makes us look stupid. Stawp.

No. 269106

>>269104
Instagram are suspending a lot more accounts now for anything they deem suspicious, and limiting usage on web etc, they are definitely cracking down on things they may have overlooked before so I'm not surprised she got deleted

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>>269081
Nah, anon posted about that account a couple days ago here >>268711

Well it's been an eventful month. Here's November's recap.

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Imagine spending a decade growing an account, nurturing it, buying followers and all those useless, toxic clothes, stressing over the best times to post, what hashtags to use, literally putting every ounce of your energy into this one egg only to have it wiped away like it never even existed. Must really sting. Good thing she has those vampire genes. She’ll totally be able to gain back that following in another 20 years. Let the schadenfreude flow

No. 269127

>>269123
Kevin must be walking on eggshells, she is on the warpath lmao

No. 269216

>>269123
she's not going to have the money to build her account back up kek.

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>>269123
She's seemingly being positive about the whole thing (with a subtle sprinkle of muh neurodivergentcy) I wonder if it's just massive amounts of cope?

No. 269238

>>269235
“Organizing content”…? Between what and what, it’s all the same?

No. 269241

>>269216
her and Kevin will just cry shadowban as an excuse for not being able to “rebuild” their followers
>>269238
By organize content she means folders full of photos she hasnt shooped yet

No. 269242

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>>269235
getting a new face ready for the new grift on the new account. also sperging about wow. shes seeming to go back to the zero two skinwalk, using zero two hashtags on the most recent pics. also hashtags like living doll and human doll kek. trying to get a new big reach and find that new coomer audience.

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>>269242
Kek shes trying to rebuild her audience by hashtagging an anime from 4 years ago that nobody remembers anymore!? God she really is showing her age and behind the times. Another anon brought it up but I’m surprised she hasnt hopped on to skinwalking Power considering how popular chainsaw man is right now. She wouldnt even need to buy new horns for it.

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shes already deleted and reposted this second zero two set. heres some of the tags shes using. also posting picture from the last apartment what, over a year and 25 pounds ago? i wonder if shes buying likes already?

No. 269267

>>269256
She is 100% using those like for like apps ahahaha

No. 269268

>>269247

If she skinwalks Power, she will have to show off her dirty disgusting teeth!

No. 269293

>>269112
You're the best, calendaranon.

>>269256
Nobody is on instagram anymore, it's cringeposts so now so she won't reach anyone. Buying followers and bots again will only get it flagged even faster.

No. 269320

>>269293
Everyone still uses Instagram, but mostly stories since main page posts get stifled by the algo so often, I see people who used to get thousands for just a cat photo get a few hundred for good art posts.
Idk why Lori doesn't use tiktok, a lot of girls on there use as many filters and edits as she does and it's an easy way to get views and interaction these days

No. 269325

>>269320
she probably doesn't know how to use it.

No. 269337

>>269320
Her reputation precedes her thats why. If she posts anything on tiktok, immediately someone would dig up her history and old posts to cancel her. They would have a field day with her “oink oink” and “go do some of your dads cokes” posts, and that was only 2 years ago.

No. 269345

>>269337
The oink oink comments are especially hilarious now considering how much she's ballooned in such a short amount of time. Karma

No. 269425

>>269345
Guess she's blown up so much that she's still posting old edits of herself, kek.

No. 269528

>>269320
Lori is too boring for ticktock. Her videos consist of her mooing and braying. She doesnt have the skill to be social beyond that and she has no intellect so she wouldnt have anything to talk about.

Not that it wouldn't be a hoot to see it.

No. 269529

poor lori having to retire the "under 100lb" tag so quickly when that is all kevin was attracted to. I wonder if he has a deathgrip or it's 'cause she's so fat now that he won't fuck her? maybe it's the white tongue, the cheating/destroying his belongings, sabotaging his friendships and family relationships and dragging him into a hellhole the one in her chest where she used to keep the ferrets she killed "close to her heart" or if Lori is now simply too fat and he will not fuck her.
time will tell.
missing kevin ngl if he shook of her shit and went home he could actually maybe get some money by talking about "being abused by a ~cosplay veteran~ storytime part 1 of 2000!". like zoomers would eat that shit up. not only was he a comparatively wholesome (besides being momo's mate, fuck he ruined that path to fame Kev should have just fucked her and been a sugarbaby kek) cosplayer before lori got to him but he technically has evidence of her abuse. he could easily spin this to make her out as the true villain as much as he was complacent, he's an absolute idiot for not cashing in on his victim card while he has it. I'm not suggesting or condoning it but like, that would be the move for him. did he learn nothing from this pet-murdering skinwalking sociopath?
at least find yourself an upgrade while you're young kevin. I don't even like the dude but it's baffling he hasn't tapped out yet. I wonder what they have holding over each other? is she going to pull a holly conrad and cry rape or some shit?

No. 269530

>>269528
sorry to samefag I meant to reply to this my bad. remember the way she talked back then? I don't see this unintelligent rambling getting her anywhere with the terminally-online zoomers/coomers she is trying to appeal to, she sounds her age like I cannot see her larping as anything other than I ZERO TWO SEE, THEY BASED HER OFF ME like it would NOT fly
https://anony.link/http://web.archive.org/web/20070211111059/http:/djranmas.net/media/LoriSide.mp3

No. 269533

>>269530
"Like like like omg omg" with the most baritone voice will not win her fans and she knows it, hence the high pitched squee she uses now. Both voices are equally awful but her actual voice and speech patterns show she's uneducated and grasping for words.

Its ironic she says Scott's expose' was about her since an expose' reveals the TRUTH about someone being a liar. How fitting, and hilarious.

No. 269556

>>269528
>Her videos consist of her mooing and braying.

Anon, this made me have to stifle choke laughing at 6 am.

No. 269580

>>269530
Why the hell is this spoiled, someone post it without the link, this is an imageboard. A spoiled link is weird, so not clicking it.

No. 269587

>>269580
Anon, it’s text. Not a link.

No. 269629

>>269587
Nope, there's a link in the last sentence.

No. 269636

>>269629
It's some djranmas archived shit



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