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No. 301141
Kelly Eden (n.) is an infamous narcissistic skin-walking trend-squatter who is a self-proclaimed mental health advocate. She severely shoops all of her frequently posted, same-faced modeling images despite multiple cosmetic surgery procedures. Cannot handle any criticism and blocks and deletes any "haters", refusing to apologize for any of her cow antics.
> The epitome of an airhead “has-been” e-cow who has never really been anything> Entire aesthetic/home decor lifted/skin-walked from previous roommate Tilly Dinmore (Tillywinkle/Amelia Nightmare/Demonpuff) and Audrey Kitching> Has (now smaller) breast implants, botched lip-injections/fillers, botox, and is poorly liposuctioned> Lays claim to several mental and physical illnesses including depression, anxiety, BDD, bipolar disorder, and Hashimoto’s; none of which are known to be legitimately diagnosed (often throws self-pity parties on Twitter, crying about said illnesses)> Is anti call-out culture, yet publicly calls out fans constantly> Has unsuccessfully attempted to join communities such as emo/scene, goth, Lolita, otaku, gamer/nerd, BDSM, and table-top gaming; was a LARP thot and is a fake gamer girl; is recently a conspiracy theorist and self-claimed communist> Has penchant for "collecting" accessory friends (with rainbow hair); dubbed former friend group the "Fellowship of the Rainbow"> Known to lurk, possibly post on threads> Doesn’t shower/claims consistent dirty feet are her “brand”/wears wigs to cover dirty unfixed hair> Claims to be “financially stable” despite constant whining about student loans/how poor she is for sympathy/money to spend on shopping trips, vacations, plastic surgery, etc.> Known to sell sponsored items she got for free at a large markup> Can’t be bothered to properly promote brands sponsoring her> Didn’t address lipo for months, let fans believe weight loss/new body was due to “hard work” at gym, until video about lipo experience was posted; now offers promo codes for lipo/other plastic surgery procedures, (I.e. laser tattoo removal)> Has a Society6 store where mugs/other merch with stolen art are sold; has been called out for it and refuses to acknowledge itRECENTLY:
> Tried to sell severely pitstained top for $110 on Depop amongst other stained clothes; got called out on TikTok and Reddit, claimed to feel humiliated and threatened suicide under fake account> Claimed to have gotten implants “removed”; in reality went down to 270 ccs from 380> Posted about fighting against anti-semitism whilst having made anti-semite posts not too far in the past> Listed painting made with her dead father’s stolen ashes for $3,500> Removed almost all videos from YouTube channel and got rid of pink hair; began dressing and acting more like Stefan’s preferences (ex. physical similarities to his ex girlfriend, typing like him, constantly posting about smoking weed, etcetera)> Suddenly made her new personality being a communist and began acting like a conspiracy theorist; fought people in comments who actually lived through communism> Deleted Tumblr account (which had posts of her defending Dahvie Vanity) before tweeting about famous victims of abuse; never apologized for defending Dahvie, instead made tweets against woman who called her out on it> Claimed Jesus was a communist, Anonymous is a CIA plant, and sympathized with an active shooter> Claimed self-proclaimed empaths are “emotionally expensive, one-sided friendships” despite declaring to be an empath multiple times in the past> Became very pro-Russia/North Korea/China and made tons of anti-capitalism tweets whilst pushing expensive art products on audience, whining about not being able to afford a $350 Barbie, pink bunny hats, $150 Yugioh shoes, wanting a mylar balloon for being sick, etcetera> Painted countertops pink, made lopsided heart wall from wood, painted outside of garage studio pink, and became “drapery apprentice”; covered entire apartment in drapes despite having lit wax candles on walls> Sold entire Sephiroth collection> Claimed she cut off friend group in tweets while crying about being left by friends in other tweets> Suddenly claims to care for the homeless despite taking picture in front of sleeping homeless dude with thumps up in the past> Sister Madi came out fully against Kelly in multiple tweets (some now deleted), claimed Kelly lies about her age amongst other things> Suddenly became anti-plastic surgery and anti-tattoo despite having tons of plastic surgery and being covered in tattoosBEFORE:
> Set Twitch money goal to help pay her rent; then one to get her dog groomed for $240; then one for a new laptop> Continued to vague-post and complain about FotR’s “betrayal”> Anons discovered that she did, in fact, date pedophile/rapist Dahvie Vanity> Tweeted against Dolls Kill, despite working with/receiving free PR boxes from them numerous times in the past, then Dolls Kill ads came up that were recently filmed in her apartment> Casually made up a rape story in a tweet> Keeps selling nasty, dirty, chewed up items on Depop page; selling overpriced items she keeps wearing in pictures and claiming they’re “never worn”> Anon came in claiming that Kelly’s former roommate Dre told them Kelly used to eat all of Dre’s food (take with grain of salt)> Claimed she was cottagecore before it was a “thing”, now attempting cottagecore themes poorly then complaining about the cottagecore community “rejecting” her> Gained liposuction weight back> Constant complaining about “big tiddies”, said she plans to get smaller implants> Skinwalked Azusa Barbie for a bit with newly dyed magenta straight hair and blunt bangs> Poorly spray painted TV, remotes, etc. and advised other “mentally ill” people to do the same> Looking to buy a home with Stefan while complaining about home market; claimed to have “baby fever”> Claimed botched lipo was because of scar tissue, blamed WAVE plastic surgery center; few months later is at WAVE again> Called out former fan for bringing up her alcoholic father, said “Karen mad because I moved on and won’t talk about old relationships from two years ago” (referring to FotR); continues to constantly bitch and moan about FotR without directly mentioning them> Made ridiculous Patreon goal of $500 to revive a dead character from her doll skits> Suddenly selling most pastel clothing, removed pink dye from hair, dressing more matronly; seemingly influenced by her bland boyfriend> Begging for expensive barbie items for doll skits produced with poorly spray-painted cardboard items> Review for renting out her apartment claimed it was dirty, her bf talked crazy to them, and they tried to charge more than was originally asked> Claimed one of her former friends is running a “smear campaign” against her> Went to Rome with boyfriend and his family; made it all about herself again> Got interviewed for Auxiliary Magazine, said that sanding “isn’t needed” for DIY furniture and claimed she wasn’t told they’d be putting a picture of her in the magazine (where she looks haggard with greasy, messy hair in a hoodie with no makeup)> Continues to bitch about student loans and her bf not being able to afford hospital care despite getting brows tatted, scheduling breast implant reduction, taking a trip to Rome during a pandemic and often removing her mask all while not workingPAST:
> Check previous threads (too long to include)RELEVANT LINKS:
https://twitter.com/kellyedenhttps://www.instagram.com/kellyedenhttps://www.youtube.com/user/KellyEdenOfficialhttps://www.twitch.tv/kellyedenofficialhttps://www.patreon.com/KellyEdenhttp://kellyeden.bigcartel.comhttps://society6.com/kellyedenhttps://www.depop.com/kellyeden No. 301143
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No. 301144
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slimy using her dog for posts like this tbh
No. 301151
>>301144>rent is theftKelly, YOU collected rent from renting a room in your pig sty. You are thieving criminal.
>>301143What else does she have control over now? Doesn't seem like there is anything happening in her life at all.
No. 301164
Thank for the new thread anon!
>>301143She's reading from the Pixielocks hymnbook by suddenly claiming an "
abusive" childhood despite, by all accounts it being perfectly normal. Her dad was an alcoholic but she never said he was
abusive and speaks very fondly, iirc she shit on her mom a bit but then was singing her praises when there was a family gathering for a funeral many years ago. Madi she was close to until some recent event, post Skeletor, probably to do with her being a fake communist.
As for that Twitter bio, she has guaranteed nobody will use her for money laundering (NFT art being the same premise) great job Kelly
In a recent Story she showed that huge, very old painting of the girl with two ice lollies, leaning against the wall of her studio, i.e. she still has it. Her art is good but she has a hard time shifting it, her new paintings are good too (and more reasonably sized) but the way she runs her online profiles is pretty unprofessional.
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Do you think Skeletor hates the tattoos and wants them removed?
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Sorry forgot to sage the post above this
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No. 304324
>>304320Her channel name now shows 250 videos, though we can only see the "select few" so it looks like she has actually unprivated them (all? idk how many there were) now for members. I'm sure she posted some BS in Stories awhile back about how she's moved on from Youtube, but I guess she hadn't considered monetizing it at that point.
I'm one of the anons with some videos saved but I can't figure out where to host them, maybe I'll just zip them into one folder for download since the video streaming/sharing sites want payment.
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I wonder if Kelly regrets that trip
No. 304453
>>304399Thanks for the suggestion, I'm putting the ones I have on rumble shortly here:
http://rumble.com/user/KeIIyEden(it's actually keiiyeden with uppercase K, ii, and E, the proper username is taken)
Also looks like Kelly has responded in the comments about the Join button not being visible, so that may work soon for anons who want to take one for the team. You may be able to download the member-only videos if they show as unlisted, youtube downloaders still work for unlisted videos.
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jfc kelly, just say that you need the ad money and move on. the commie grift is so boring.
No. 304640
>>304583Ironically or tellingly one of the last things a Chinese vlogger I follow posted before she got shut up by the ccp (still alive and well but no longer posting on Twitter) is some commentary about how the US is good at creativity and innovation, and China is good at production, and the US should embrace creativity - in response to the video of that girl who did a cute little dance at her graduation and got punished by the salty old cow who handed her her piece of paper.
CApitAlism does actually encourage creativity because the more shit you can create and make, the more shit they can sell. And being unique and standing out is something people will pay a lot to achieve (beauty, fashion industry)
But AllOneMind communism clearly doesn't encourage anyone who acts outside of the box.
And she is speaking over the literal 100s of people who responded when she first started shilling commie shit, who have actual lived experience of communism and can confirm it is shit.
Anyway youtube update in another story, she can't monetize because she hasn't uploaded for so long she lost monetization so basically she needs to be active on there again before the membership will work.
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Noooope
No. 306045
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Not sure what any of that has to do with your hot take Kelly
No. 306136
>>306045Kelly's right (for once), she means this take is dumb and from opposite land, same as when delusional white men believe they are actually the oppressed ones vs women,
POC etc. Tattoos are no way the most common thing, the vast majority of people have none of one.
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i guess she didn’t get the attention and ass-kissing she wanted bcoz the next tweet shown is her saying she’s “joking”. then why even tweet it???(this isn't milk, sage your shit)
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i’m so shocked and offended that kelly didn’t use Labor Day to preach her faux-commie bullshit and instead promoted her webstore