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Lori Cerda, known as Lori Lewd or Usagi Kou, is a 39-year-old photoshop addicted costhot and anime fictionkin (otakukin for the oldfags) from New York state. With 20+ years of lunacy behind her, farmers have been working together diligently to stitch together the madness into a coherent timeline. Lots of interactions and receipts have been lost to time, either deleted or made private, keep that in mind as we continue.

Lori got her start as a rabid Sailor Moon cosplayer in the early aughts which launched her into infamy and Moonie drama that lasted for over 10 years alone. In Summary; a well-liked, cute and young cosplayer that wowed people as Sailor Moon had one of the hardest and fastest falls from grace. It’s a story rife with lies, theft, squatting, cheating, jealousy, cult-like behavior and lots of violence. To put it lightly, it blew apart the entire Sailor Moon livejournal community in the US. The juxtaposition of Usagi and Lori piqued the interest of many people. Some might call her one of the OG cosplay lolcows. After becoming a joke to the majority of the US cosplay community Lori dropped her Usagi shtick, married a few times and stayed mostly quiet.

2017 changed all that when Lori met Kevin “Skye” Hanft. Once the two cosplayers met and fell in love, Lori quickly reverted to her past behaviors and became Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx. Her current phase she has described herself as “14 yr old boy” and “spicy loli gremlin elf bb succubus” She cosplays Marin Kitagawa now as she's the flavor of the week waifu. Of course she is "the IRL Marin" in her eyes just like she was IRL Saber and Zero Two. Recognizing her status as a complete has-been, Lori prefers to focus on what she calls "spicy" content (shitty nudes) and "lewd modeling". She only does half-assed couple cosplay with Kevin at conventions, if that. Kevin feeds Lori’s delusions and is a whole cow on his own. He serves as her meal ticket and guard dog. At the first sign of any inconvenience or drama, Lori will blow the whistle and sick her dog. If you lurk long enough you will spot a wild Kevin masquerading as anon. Do not interact. He is retarded and he will spend his time trying to track you down. He has a documented history of digitally stalking commenters, accusing them of being anons or Momokun/Vamplette and threatening suicide/murder. He will escalate even faster if he is currently in the doghouse and blocked by Lori. It's how she manipulates him to do her old Kou's job. It works like a charm every time because at this point Kevin is a broken shell of a man.

Over the last three years, Lori has amassed over 130k followers (through purchasing bots) and currently is partnered with miccostumes (@miccosgirls) and several dropship scam stores. She is often reposted and hyped up by Dolls Kill, YRU and their sister companies. Her past partners include Bisou Lovely, Rave Wonderland, Ardani Studios and Lewd Complex. Her current “dream” is to become a NEET e-girl, the kind that can bankroll a D-list celebrity lifestyle with the work ethic of Shayna Clifford. When Lori isn’t crashing the Meitu servers overseas or begging online, she can be found at her local fried food joint gorging herself with whatever she can to distract from her internal void and ticking biological clock. She is now too poor to even go to an arcade or water park, alas she steeps her nasty ass in her apartments pool which she passes off as her own private sanctuary. It's only ever empty because she dresses like an actual prostitute in public and films herself doing weird things.

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Last Milk Delivery:
>Lori gets the extravagant gift of grocery store lotion, grocery store flowers, and a shitty generic card. No mention of it being from “the boy,” possible she just bought it herself >>292688
>Kevin posts a happy birthday for his top kin but no mention of Lori’s birthday >>294360
>Lori and Kevin go outside to a local asian festival. Lori claims a photo of her was taken but said candid has yet to surface >>294880
>Lori suffers from pretty privilege >>297710
>Lori says “Normal Beckies” don’t like her “bikini pics” (Sex work) >>298245
>Lori’s remaining ferret continues to suffer while she hoards new ugly shoes >>298265
>Kevin sperges about how his ex friends betrayed him. No sign of any current friends while he rots with Lori >>300829
>Kevin is “So over the cosplay” scene because no one does big builds anymore. Lori continues to half ass cosplay in shitty aliexpress bikinis and dollskill body suits >>302690
>Lori has gone from “reaching millions” to her continued actual reach of basically nothing. No acknowledgment that her downcline is from not actually cosplaying and making the most retarded faces known to man >>303006
>Kevin and Lori once again leave their apartment for FanX. No candids surface. Unsure if they actually attended the con or if they simply hung outside the convention center like years previous because they can’t actually afford tickets. >>308393
>Lori gets a new tattoo. She won it in an instagram raffle >>314247 No mention of aftercare, will probably blow out and look like shit just like her previous awful rose tattoos >>308998
>Lori’s badly fitting lingerie, clashing everything, fried hair, elf ears, and questionable expressions are “influential” >>309855
>Kevin warns us of the dangers of cosplayers while talking about Anime Banzai being his first ever con. That year was subsequently the last Anime Banzai, with no fan fare from Kevin or Lori >>310088
>Kevin “defends himself against propaganda” because someone said they were too old for FanX. No one said that. Not even farmers. >>310161
>Kevin claims he’s getting back into cosplay. Again. >>310662
>Kevin gets a questionable dye job and returns to being… Kevin. >>312592
>More rants on being abused by ex friends when Kevin was still somewhat socially relevant >>312829
>Their last ferret finally passes. Rest in Peace little buddy, you didn’t deserve to be stuck with Lori >>313989
>Their apartment is used in The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Lori posts excitedly about it, making her infinitely easier to dox >>315072
>Lori attempts streaming >>318946 >>319003 She continues to prove how much she lacks any charisma or charm, but the filter isn’t able to keep up despite her trying to stay still the whole time >>319155
>Lori’s Frankenhooker lips are so influential, but the moids she’s trying to cater to still hate it >>319001 >>327489
>Lori gets a tik tok >>321828
>Lori wants to speak out. She still doesn’t. That would be TOO interesting >>322008
>Kevin’s really gonna do it this time! Get back into cosplay, I mean. >>324100
>Lori celebrates another birthday. Another year closer to 40, another year without the birthday post of Kevin kissing her ass that were so present in the beginning of their relationship >> 325014
>Lori claims to be autistic because it’s easier to blame it on the quirky “‘tism” (self) diagnosis than to admit she’s a narcissist >>326442 >>326444 >>326658 >>328036
>Lori slips on the corpse of her old skinwalk >>326591
>Kevin turns thirty. No acknowledgment by Lori. They might as well just be roommates at this point. >>326772
>Lori collabs with another e-girl who seems to live at her apartment.. Nothing ever comes of it, and rando e-girl deletes her pictures with Lori. >>327389 Said e-girl was probably scared away by Lori’s irl appearance and chain smoker breath. Or she found the threads. >>327372 >>327381
>Insta deletes Lori’s bot followers, but she pretends Instagram is just glitching out >> 328241
>Another FanX come and gone, but they actually went inside this time! >>336464 >>336603 Candids finally surface and Lori’s beak nose is front and center >>336658
>Streams for the first time in months with absolutely nothing to show for it >>339198
>Lori begins to wear her hair like Jinx but is still blonde >>339959 Photoshops her hair blue in the meantime >>340869 while Kevin is once again forced to work on her props while she orders yet more shitty Amazon cosplay >>340616
>Blue hair appears, officially beginning her new Jinx skinwalking era! >>340883 She changes her face edit accordingly >>340910 In the midst of the last thread Kevin got a tik tok and shows off her full new look. The videos with Lori get a fraction of views and likes his videos normally get >>342843
>Lori’s older video gets reposted by a shitty Amazon brand. >>343417 No one likes it. >>343420 >>343464

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YouTube videos:
>VangelinaSkov's videos
https://youtu.be/-NEe9fNpJck
https://youtu.be/QA3KkpGqNQo
>Buffering Cat's breakdown
https://youtu.be/UQnAt7LE5qg
>Lori's racism
https://youtu.be/YZxL8nEYRqs

Links:
>Linktree: https://linktr.ee/Klaxosaur
>Monster Girl Vibes page: https://www.facebook.com/iota02/
>FB: https://www.facebook.com/LoriLewd
>IG: https://www.instagram.com/iota_zerotwo/
>Kevin’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adollaskye/
>Kevin’s FB : https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hanft.5
>Kevin’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Krook3dKev
>Kevin’s cosplay FB: https://www.facebook.com/kev.skye
>Kevin’s tik tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kevinskyecosplay
>Twitter: https://twitter.com/iota_zerotwo
>DA: https://www.deviantart.com/kou-usagi
>Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/usagikou
>OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/monstergirl
>Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/LoriLewd
>Amazon Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1K5H3M8IH92VA/?ref_=lol_ov_le