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Lori Cerda, known as Lori Lewd or Usagi Kou, is a 39-year-old photoshop addicted costhot and anime fictionkin (otakukin for the oldfags) from New York state. With 20+ years of lunacy behind her, farmers have been working together diligently to stitch together the madness into a coherent timeline. Lots of interactions and receipts have been lost to time, either deleted or made private, keep that in mind as we continue.
Lori got her start as a rabid Sailor Moon cosplayer in the early aughts which launched her into infamy and Moonie drama that lasted for over 10 years alone. In Summary; a well-liked, cute and young cosplayer that wowed people as Sailor Moon had one of the hardest and fastest falls from grace. It’s a story rife with lies, theft, squatting, cheating, jealousy, cult-like behavior and lots of violence. To put it lightly, it blew apart the entire Sailor Moon livejournal community in the US. The juxtaposition of Usagi and Lori piqued the interest of many people. Some might call her one of the OG cosplay lolcows. After becoming a joke to the majority of the US cosplay community Lori dropped her Usagi shtick, married a few times and stayed mostly quiet.
2017 changed all that when Lori met Kevin “Skye” Hanft. Once the two cosplayers met and fell in love, Lori quickly reverted to her past behaviors and became Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx. Her current phase she has described herself as “14 yr old boy” and “spicy loli gremlin elf bb succubus” She cosplays Marin Kitagawa now as she's the flavor of the week waifu. Of course she is "the IRL Marin" in her eyes just like she was IRL Saber and Zero Two. Recognizing her status as a complete has-been, Lori prefers to focus on what she calls "spicy" content (shitty nudes) and "lewd modeling". She only does half-assed couple cosplay with Kevin at conventions, if that. Kevin feeds Lori’s delusions and is a whole cow on his own. He serves as her meal ticket and guard dog. At the first sign of any inconvenience or drama, Lori will blow the whistle and sick her dog. If you lurk long enough you will spot a wild Kevin masquerading as anon. Do not interact. He is retarded and he will spend his time trying to track you down. He has a documented history of digitally stalking commenters, accusing them of being anons or Momokun/Vamplette and threatening suicide/murder. He will escalate even faster if he is currently in the doghouse and blocked by Lori. It's how she manipulates him to do her old Kou's job. It works like a charm every time because at this point Kevin is a broken shell of a man.
Over the last three years, Lori has amassed over 130k followers (through purchasing bots) and currently is partnered with miccostumes (@miccosgirls) and several dropship scam stores. She is often reposted and hyped up by Dolls Kill, YRU and their sister companies. Her past partners include Bisou Lovely, Rave Wonderland, Ardani Studios and Lewd Complex. Her current “dream” is to become a NEET e-girl, the kind that can bankroll a D-list celebrity lifestyle with the work ethic of Shayna Clifford. When Lori isn’t crashing the Meitu servers overseas or begging online, she can be found at her local fried food joint gorging herself with whatever she can to distract from her internal void and ticking biological clock. She is now too poor to even go to an arcade or water park, alas she steeps her nasty ass in her apartments pool which she passes off as her own private sanctuary. It's only ever empty because she dresses like an actual prostitute in public and films herself doing weird things.
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>Lori gets the extravagant gift of grocery store lotion, grocery store flowers, and a shitty generic card. No mention of it being from “the boy,” possible she just bought it herself >>292688>Kevin posts a happy birthday for his top kin but no mention of Lori’s birthday >>294360>Lori and Kevin go outside to a local asian festival. Lori claims a photo of her was taken but said candid has yet to surface >>294880>Lori suffers from pretty privilege >>297710>Lori says “Normal Beckies” don’t like her “bikini pics” (Sex work) >>298245>Lori’s remaining ferret continues to suffer while she hoards new ugly shoes >>298265>Kevin sperges about how his ex friends betrayed him. No sign of any current friends while he rots with Lori >>300829>Kevin is “So over the cosplay” scene because no one does big builds anymore. Lori continues to half ass cosplay in shitty aliexpress bikinis and dollskill body suits >>302690>Lori has gone from “reaching millions” to her continued actual reach of basically nothing. No acknowledgment that her downcline is from not actually cosplaying and making the most retarded faces known to man >>303006>Kevin and Lori once again leave their apartment for FanX. No candids surface. Unsure if they actually attended the con or if they simply hung outside the convention center like years previous because they can’t actually afford tickets. >>308393>Lori gets a new tattoo. She won it in an instagram raffle >>314247 No mention of aftercare, will probably blow out and look like shit just like her previous awful rose tattoos >>308998>Lori’s badly fitting lingerie, clashing everything, fried hair, elf ears, and questionable expressions are “influential” >>309855>Kevin warns us of the dangers of cosplayers while talking about Anime Banzai being his first ever con. That year was subsequently the last Anime Banzai, with no fan fare from Kevin or Lori >>310088>Kevin “defends himself against propaganda” because someone said they were too old for FanX. No one said that. Not even farmers. >>310161>Kevin claims he’s getting back into cosplay. Again. >>310662>Kevin gets a questionable dye job and returns to being… Kevin. >>312592>More rants on being abused by ex friends when Kevin was still somewhat socially relevant >>312829>Their last ferret finally passes. Rest in Peace little buddy, you didn’t deserve to be stuck with Lori >>313989>Their apartment is used in The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Lori posts excitedly about it, making her infinitely easier to dox >>315072>Lori attempts streaming >>318946 >>319003 She continues to prove how much she lacks any charisma or charm, but the filter isn’t able to keep up despite her trying to stay still the whole time >>319155>Lori’s Frankenhooker lips are so influential, but the moids she’s trying to cater to still hate it >>319001 >>327489>Lori gets a tik tok >>321828 >Lori wants to speak out. She still doesn’t. That would be TOO interesting >>322008>Kevin’s really gonna do it this time! Get back into cosplay, I mean. >>324100>Lori celebrates another birthday. Another year closer to 40, another year without the birthday post of Kevin kissing her ass that were so present in the beginning of their relationship >> 325014>Lori claims to be autistic because it’s easier to blame it on the quirky “‘tism” (self) diagnosis than to admit she’s a narcissist >>326442 >>326444 >>326658 >>328036>Lori slips on the corpse of her old skinwalk >>326591>Kevin turns thirty. No acknowledgment by Lori. They might as well just be roommates at this point. >>326772>Lori collabs with another e-girl who seems to live at her apartment.. Nothing ever comes of it, and rando e-girl deletes her pictures with Lori. >>327389 Said e-girl was probably scared away by Lori’s irl appearance and chain smoker breath. Or she found the threads. >>327372 >>327381>Insta deletes Lori’s bot followers, but she pretends Instagram is just glitching out >> 328241>Another FanX come and gone, but they actually went inside this time! >>336464 >>336603 Candids finally surface and Lori’s beak nose is front and center >>336658>Streams for the first time in months with absolutely nothing to show for it >>339198>Lori begins to wear her hair like Jinx but is still blonde >>339959 Photoshops her hair blue in the meantime >>340869 while Kevin is once again forced to work on her props while she orders yet more shitty Amazon cosplay >>340616>Blue hair appears, officially beginning her new Jinx skinwalking era! >>340883 She changes her face edit accordingly >>340910 In the midst of the last thread Kevin got a tik tok and shows off her full new look. The videos with Lori get a fraction of views and likes his videos normally get >>342843>Lori’s older video gets reposted by a shitty Amazon brand. >>343417 No one likes it. >>343420 >>343464- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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>VangelinaSkov's videoshttps://youtu.be/-NEe9fNpJckhttps://youtu.be/QA3KkpGqNQo>Buffering Cat's breakdownhttps://youtu.be/UQnAt7LE5qg>Lori's racismhttps://youtu.be/YZxL8nEYRqsLinks:
>Linktree: https://linktr.ee/Klaxosaur>Monster Girl Vibes page: https://www.facebook.com/iota02/>FB: https://www.facebook.com/LoriLewd>IG: https://www.instagram.com/iota_zerotwo/>Kevin’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adollaskye/>Kevin’s FB : https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hanft.5>Kevin’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Krook3dKev>Kevin’s cosplay FB: https://www.facebook.com/kev.skye>Kevin’s tik tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kevinskyecosplay>Twitter: https://twitter.com/iota_zerotwo>DA: https://www.deviantart.com/kou-usagi>Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/usagikou>OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/monstergirl>Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/LoriLewd>Amazon Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1K5H3M8IH92VA/?ref_=lol_ov_le No. 344746
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Sorry if shit thread, I've never made one before.
Saged for autistic sperging but no one posted about Kevin's tik tok in the old thread so I figured i'd post it here. It's weird, there's no dishing out Whori's of or anything on it, or trying to get people to pay for anything. Even women are fully commenting on his tik tok and there's no protest from Lori's end I guess? He has posted a few videos with her though and they only get a portion of the likes that his other videos get. His Bakugo ones have kind of been blowing up! Good for him I guess. Finally getting back into cosplay.
Picrel, a video with Lori versus his most recent video. Not a huge difference but definitely noticable.(sage goes in the email field)
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samefag but the other one didn't load for some reason
No. 344817
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>>344746i know it’s probably all the distortion/noise in the photo making his eyes look weird but damn, he really looks both totally dead inside, insane, and also like he’s on something. people have joked in the past about them being druggies but the energy he’s been giving off lately really makes me wonder. i just don’t get why he looks like the devil snatched his soul.
No. 344863
>>344840>gray market research chemicalskek, stop anon. the mental image of them hauling bags of illicit chemicals from indian labs is hilarious. i do think kevin must have some kind of job. i do wonder what happened to the doordash hustle, but he's probably one of the crazy morons you see on the dd subreddit claiming they held someone's food hostage over a $5 tip.
>>344850>>344853i remember this. he said "crackhead rehab" so i don't know if it really was for doing crack or he was just making a petty jab at the rehab center he went to. could have been some mormon rehabilitation center as well for pretty much anything. with his behavior and weight loss, nothing would surprise me.
No. 344877
>>344746Thanks for the new thread nona! I was working on one just to annoy the whiteknight/Kevin but there wasnt much going on with her so I got lazy.
>>344850I remember this. He never said what he was in for but like
>>344863 said it could of been some mormon rehab center. Then again Utah has a huge opiate and drug problem so he could be on something. It would explain his unhinged behavior and looks
No. 344878
>>344877wish kevin would come back to be delusional in the thread again lol
>>344863i remember him blaming mariah for calling his parents and having him sent to rehab. who knows what he went to rehab for, but he does give off crackhead energy. i know he struggles a lot with mental health but he’s never elaborated on drug use
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Really looking her age on twitch today
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This makes her look like a loser for being this late to the game. Most of the people begging in the 2000s weren't interested by 2017.
No. 345832
>>345670I highly doubt anyone ever begged her for anything but everyone who knew her knew she was hobag. She posted her tit's and half naked body frequently for free back in the LJ days. What exposure did she even have that anyone was begging her during her long string of boyfriends, husband's or all her weird phases? She started posting that crap regularly because she's broke and to lazy to work and she didn't seem to have that much exposure till her "influencer" phase when she moved in with Kevin.
Just more delusion from Looni.
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Did they go to an event or is this some empty hallway that Kevin took pics in?
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I guess we are part of Lori's "fan base" in that we're one of the only ones who bothers to check in on her
No. 346471
>>346387Aw poor delusional Lori still in denial that she has no fans and how most of the people she use to know are graduates who are married with houses and children.
Yes, some of them are old enough to have jowels, just like she does, because they are actually getting old.
>>345835>>345838 I actually think this is pretty good and respectable. I don't think anyone would anyone even look at Lori if she was with him. He also looks obviously like ten years younger than her.
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what’s up with her leg here
No. 347250
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Shes been hinting at getting that jinx tattoo for like a month and is beginning to e-beg to afford it. Didnt she turn 40 a few days ago, she couldnt even save a few hundred for a tattoo to skinwalk a character half her age?
No. 347272
>>347250This is such a deliciously retarded idea. She just forgot that her whole personality used to be "sailor moon"?
I mean, why go as far as getting a permanent tattoo of a carachter she will switch out as the public pendulum swings?
No. 347870
>>347855Yep and late 30s early 40s is when you really start to see the difference between people who are able to take care of themselves, and those who don't.
She's going to start aging rapidly because she doesn't eat healthily and is constantly stressed due to being poor and in a shitty relationship. Can't wait til the candid con pics drop and she looks like someone's grandma
No. 348675
>>347870I wanna see new candid con pics.
>>336603 was super milky and she was looking like Kevvy's gran already.
No. 349965
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Still trying to cash in on the foot fetish community. That filter makes the drink look like chicken broth.
The apron makes me wonder if her or Kevin had to give in and get a job as a barista. If so good for one of them rejoining the adult workforce I guess
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>>349991Oh dont worry nonita, there's plenty more sped faces in that video. I really wonder sometimes what shes trying to serve with these stupid fucking face. She just looks like either a tweaker or genuinely retarded
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>>349965I don't normally bother recording shit but it's even more horrific on motion. Enjoy, anons.
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>>350217are the vampire genes in the room with us
No. 350254
>>350102But she's just a little goblin UwU.
A almost 40yr old woman, dressed up as the TV show version of a video game carachter whilst trying to be sexy feet girl.
Smoking and no sunscreen doesn't explain that rapid aging, part of it sure, but who wouldn't age at 10x speed waking up knowing you have to dress up and make feet content for 5 likes, tops. On TOP of having to live with Kev.. It's rapid aging due to self inflicted retardation.
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>>350247It was posted on the Utah Japan Festival Facebook page.
>>350260This. There’s a point somewhere in middle age where trying to starve yourself skinny just wrecks your skin elasticity. I don’t think she’d look so bad with more age appropriate makeup, but she definitely looks every bit of 40 (and then some) regardless.
No. 350356
>>350331>Notice how her forehead is still completely smooth and she has no crows' feet eitherThat's not a smooth forehead, it's just relaxed. You can see her forehead wrinkles even THROUGH the filters both in the photo and here
>>350076 and of course you cant see any crows feet because she's covered the whole area with poorly applied eyeliner. I dont know if you have similar wrinkles and you're trying to cope or if you just need glasses nona but both of your points are simply false.
No. 350370
>>350076What in the everloving fuck is this shit. It’s like her face is somewhat normal and then she has to snap into weird-lip-biting cringe face.
Also her bunion grandma toes are so nasty
No. 350371
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Only spotted them in the background of one other photo, not even a good shot of them. Imagine seeing these two goons at your local Japanese cultural festival.
No. 350384
>>350255She tries hard to portray a cushy, well manicured lifestyle but the girl lives a rough life. Anachan phases, smoking in her 20s, vaping in her 30s, living off processed foods because thats all they can afford (healthcare is for sure out of the question), tanning poolside during her “elf bb” phase, sedentary lifestyle due to refusing to work or workout because of her “broken spine”, the stress of living with an unhinged room mate.
Shes also in the southwest, the low humidity will wreak havoc on your skin without a humidifier and skin routine.
Shes not a disfigured ghoul by any means, but her lifestyle is catching up to her making her look slightly older than 40. If she didnt have a history of being so vile i would feel bad for her
No. 350498
>>350217 THANK YOU i’ve been waiting for something to emerge from the event. jesus this is worse than i expected. it looks like she’s aged 15 years since her last anime convention candids. is it the chalky white foundation? how does she look so withered and aged.
>>350331naw her forehead looks textured af.
No. 350514
>>350324Should be the new thread pic.
>>350356Def a self cope. Her wrinkles are due to lack of self care and smoking.
No. 350533
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>>350324Out of curiosity, What is her cellphone model and what app does she use?
No. 350534
>>350533Think its the Samsung 24 ultra (maybe the 21), but could surley be some other newer Samsung since they all look the same. For the app I guess any Chinese filter app, meitu/snow?
And on the topic of her looks. She doesn't look BAD in any way but she looks way worse than she wanna pretend she does. She could probably pull off being a normal 40yr old woman but instead she's going for the "20 something ethot"-look that even 20 somethings have a hard time looking good
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>>349965Junkrat, is that you?
No. 350552
>>350217If you didn't know Lori and Kev, this would just be a bog-standard, midwest, middle aged cosplay couple. Its only lolsy because of context including but not limited to:
- Lori claiming "vampire genetics", to be a "forever loli" etc, when her face has always looked her age. Hilariously doubles down on obvious lies by claiming her edited pics are only "bomb lighting".
- Kevin has made at least 3 of the props used in her Jinx cosplay, but she has never given him a crumb of credit, not even buried in the hashtags. Without his props, her whole cosplay is shitty Chinesium.
-To this day when simps ask about her hair she implies its her own, despite her hairstyles being 85+% badly matched synthetic extensions.
Its all so embarrassing. I cant imagine stooping to this level of fakery at this age to entice mentally challenged (and often MUCH younger) simps to "sub to the spicy".
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You know, just JiNx ThIngS
No. 350566
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>>350217This is some Instagram vs reality shit for sure. Like
>>350552 said, this would be a normal couple's cosplay if not for Lori's insane delusions about her appearance over decades now.
No. 350585
>>350573Kevin? Hot? Anon, are you having a stroke?
But you are right about him being the best she could do at this point.
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>>350566>she looks like William Dafoe in the candid it's killing me.holy shit anon you werent kidding kek
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>>350678>She looks like Willem DafoeLighthouse larp when?