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Thread Binge Suggestions Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed) 08:38:04 PM No. 56111

I’m looking for entertaining, drama filled threads. What are some favorites that you guys liked to read? I liked the jaelle and nika series, Shayna, Erin painter, and onision happenings

Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed) 08:45:13 PM No. 56112

>>56111
Heather Sparkles

Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed) 10:11:35 PM No. 56113

I absolutely adore reading old Aly_realrecover threads when I'm feeling down. The anons in those threads are so funny and witty. You just have to understand that at one point admin banned the Aly thread, and at a few points random other anachans were being discussed though they didn't hold a candle to Aly. You can just scroll past those posts and eventually that stops entirely.

I have a list of the threads in order, I'll put it here in a couple hours after I check that it's continuous. Trust me, Aly isn't even really a cow for being anachan: she had a huge flair for the dramatic, some borderline incesty pics, a hilariously tenuous but overly confident grasp of English language, and insane ocd. You used to be able to put a certain McDonald's into IG search (place) and you would see maybe a couple teenagers scattered among literal pages of Aly posing in the exact same ways over and over again.

And Aly's much better and less unhinged now so you don't even have to feel bad for laughing at her.

Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed) 10:21:02 PM No. 56114

samefag (sorry sorry I'm outside rn)

Stefany Lauren. Again, top-notch anons populated her threads in her milkiest era, and there are signs it might pick back up again. Stefany is the one who skinwalks celebrities and photoshopped their faces onto hers. She had a fake British accent for years, has fake diseases, and invents countless outrageous lies for attention. Sadly she's an animal hoarder and ebeggar but her parents have money & a farm & probably do the bulk of animal care while Stef pretends she does tactical security instead of buzzing people into an apartment building in Toronto. Though I guess now she works at a dog daycare. Hypocritical shithead about rescuing animals: she threatens to euthanize horses at the drop of a hat, gets her dogs from breeders or people selling "wolf dogs" probably illegally. Is basically Nazi-level obsessed with her dogs having wolf in them.

Revisiting the Stef thread is such a romp and we have some of her rants in a fake accent saved for posterity also. If files don't work anymore ask in the thread for a new link

Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed) 11:28:53 PM No. 56117

>>56112
Only the first few threads though, after that it just gets repetitive and depressing. It's like she's trapped in groundhog day.

>>56113
Also seconding this.

Anonymous 05/04/23 (Thu) 11:32:02 AM No. 56138

>>56117
>Only the first few threads though, after that it just gets repetitive and depressing. It's like she's trapped in groundhog day.
There's a stretch of threads (or still ongoing, I stopped lurking because of this) where most of the posts were obviously made by her exhusband, his tranny bestie, and her ex-friends whining about her ~disrespecting witchcraft~ and shit. I'd love to see a post reveal about the husband. If anyone ITT starts a Heather Sparkles thread binge, maybe she can also mass report the obvious vendettaposting so mods take a look at it.

Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon) 01:45:58 AM No. 56253

Raven's threads brought me to lolcow back in 2017, she was a fountain of milk for ages. Really recommend going through that whole saga if you've got some time to kill

Anonymous 05/09/23 (Tue) 05:31:48 AM No. 56323

The pixielocks DID saga has maybe 15 threads so far and it's been one of the most hilarious sagas I've ever had the pleasure of reading across the site.

Anonymous 05/09/23 (Tue) 08:00:56 AM No. 56362

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>>56113
A rough list of Aly threads (beginning):
1 >>>/pt/101158
2 >>>/pt/121883 (just ignore the stupid posts about other cows)
3 >>>/pt/127911
4 >>>/pt/131511
5 >>>/pt/138697
6 >>>/pt/146319
7 >>>/pt/159243
8 >>>/pt/173114
9 >>>/snow/25478
10 >>>/snow/33022
11 >>>/snow/37087
12 >>>/snow/42283
13 >>>/snow/48258
14 >>>/snow/56772
15 >>>/snow/64095
16 >>>/snow/73958
17 >>>/snow/91978
18 >>>/snow/124275
19 >>>/snow/223291

OK, I need to take a brief break to do other stuff I'll come back with the rest of the threads. This took longer than expected bc I found more threads & had to remove all my warnings to my friend about skipping boring posts that aren't about Aly.

Anonymous 05/10/23 (Wed) 04:24:10 PM No. 56723

hijacking but can someone recommend a recent thread that documents a rich person (preferably a man) ruining their life? i enjoy seeing rich people squander their money

Anonymous 05/10/23 (Wed) 04:24:40 PM No. 56724

>>56723
rich couples work too. i enjoyed reading about the laverys

Anonymous 05/11/23 (Thu) 08:11:04 AM No. 56932

Soren will always be my #1 lolcow ever of all time, F

Nemu's thread was also a lot of fun when it was happening, and yeah Jill's DID saga was the best in recent history. Venus's downspiral into a disgusting alcoholic prostitute was pretty entertaining in a fucked up way but her thread is full of pull refugee cancer unfortunately. Someone please make another /meta/ general now.

Anonymous 05/16/23 (Tue) 11:10:09 PM No. 57486

>>56932
Soren was honestly too horrifying for me, I could never stand to read everything in her threads. But I second Nemu, she's my all time favorite cow. And she's actually the one who led me to discover lolcow after I saw someone on youtube with an icon of toad from mario barfing in a bucket and went on a wild goose chase to figure out what the fuck would draw something like that. Good memories!

Anonymous 06/02/23 (Fri) 06:37:28 AM No. 58433

The lucinda/oswaldslunch thread on snow was pretty good up until this most recent thread. The debacle between her and ambrose was very funny to me.

Anonymous 06/04/23 (Sun) 12:57:16 AM No. 58558

I think Phoebe Tickner is a classic.

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 02:21:32 PM No. 58640

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Are Dakota Rose threads worth getting into? Sorry for asking to be spoonfed, but how milky was she?
Or is she pretty much just like Venus

I personally suggest Erin Painter threads, it was pure undiluted cringe. She was of those vile pedo-pandering lolicon cows that was milky enough to separate from e-girls/soft girls and have a few of her own.

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 07:25:54 PM No. 58645

Kelly (Ronahan) and Chompurrs was always a personal favorite but you're going to need a stomach of steel to unspoiler most of the pics in those threads

Anonymous 06/09/23 (Fri) 03:26:56 AM No. 58680

I enjoyed reading early Pixyteri and Kiki despite a lot of links being broken. Fitveganginger is a thread I still reread, her clenched-teeth passive aggression coupled with her horror-tier frankenfood pics and the happy ending of me searching for her social media and finding nothing hits just right. Hartley thread is good, and Alyrealrecover gets slept on a lot. She’s kind of like Shayna where it’s so repetitive it’s funny.

Anonymous 06/09/23 (Fri) 05:14:48 AM No. 58684

>>58645
Being here for that in real time was wild and confusing even as it was happening. Her sockpuppeting, imitating everyone she’s ever known, sharing medical documents, and crafting entire tumblrs and journals and shit just to support her (fake) backstory was absolutely insane. I do assume she had some sort of traumatic childhood to wind up how she is and I wish an accurate and comprehensive life story would appear out of thin air but that’ll never happen.

Who would’ve thought she’d escalate so drastically the second she had her port removed? At least she’s safe from Paul now!

Anonymous 06/09/23 (Fri) 06:08:36 PM No. 58701

>>58558
I wish she'd come back online… She was my favorite.

Anonymous 06/11/23 (Sun) 07:07:01 PM No. 58731

>>58680
if someone could post pixyteris threads in order i would love that i've tried to go back and read them but have never been able to figure out where it starts and where to go from there… i watched a youtube video on her once and shes very interesting to say the least.

Anonymous 06/11/23 (Sun) 07:57:03 PM No. 58732

so i decided to go back through the catalog and order all of kikis and pixys threads because i would like to read through them all. i will start with kiki.
#1: >>>/pt/82
#2: >>>/pt/23176
#3: >>>/pt/38535
#4: >>>/pt/53420
#5: >>>/pt/68096
#6: >>>/pt/118665
#7: >>>/pt/127490
#8: >>>/pt/137479
#9: >>>/pt/152604
#10: >>>/pt/166812
#11: >>>/pt/174775
#12: >>>/pt/187661
#13: >>>/pt/196490
#14: >>>/pt/289978
#15: >>>/pt/304583
#16: >>>/pt/313147 (keekweek/post reveal edition)
#17: >>>/pt/323212
#18: >>>/pt/333878
#19: >>>/pt/358686
#20: >>>/pt/401819
#21: >>>/pt/419492
#22: >>>/pt/451592
#23: >>>/pt/651964
#24: >>>/pt/818510 (kotainment thread)
#25: >>>/pt/890025
forgive me for any mistakes i did this on mobile, will work on the pixy one next

Anonymous 06/11/23 (Sun) 08:42:01 PM No. 58734

and heres pixyteri in order, not sure this one is going to be correct. forgive me for any mistakes.
#1: >>>/pt/2527
#2: >>>/pt/10352
#3: >>>/pt/30600
#4: >>>/pt/64385
#5: >>>/pt/78927
#6: >>>/pt/95298
#7: >>>/pt/104241
#8: >>>/pt/112363
#9: >>>/pt/121145
#10: >>>/pt/147692
#11: >>>/pt/192292
#12: >>>/pt/228540
#13: >>>/pt/361385
#14: >>>/pt/804526
again forgive me for any mistakes, this one was a lot harder to piece together

Anonymous 07/01/23 (Sat) 02:29:28 PM No. 59138

>>58732
thanks, this will be a fun revisit during this insane trip I'm taking by train. I wish SO MUCH we had some of the taco vids still

Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon) 08:58:27 PM No. 59720

Which threads of Amanda Bret’s are the best?

Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon) 10:20:33 PM No. 59724

>>58732
is there a full chronological list of kota threads?

Anonymous 07/13/23 (Thu) 10:26:55 PM No. 59901

Tesah Jordin threads in /snow/; failed sex worker like Shayna, has only three degrees of separation from Onion, drama like Nika.

Anonymous 07/16/23 (Sun) 11:35:12 AM No. 60136

The Blackpill thread in /2X/ because it reads like a trainwreck and has users that could be cows if they ever bothered to go on social media.

Anonymous 07/16/23 (Sun) 01:30:01 PM No. 60138

>>60136
I don't agree with them but they have a right to shit on moids, that said it is bizarre how that thread soddenly became so active, when there would be one or two posts every couple days or so

Anonymous 07/16/23 (Sun) 01:44:06 PM No. 60139

>>60138
Shitting on moids is one thing. Shitting on women, calling them pigs and whores, shitting on mothers (even their own), claiming women only pretend to enjoy sex, and saying men are superior because they are not dumb women, now that is another thing entirely.

Anonymous 07/17/23 (Mon) 03:11:33 PM No. 60215

>>60139
wtf is that really happening in 2X? I stopped checking because it’s so slow

Anonymous 07/17/23 (Mon) 04:06:14 PM No. 60222

>>60215
It is, again not to beat a dead horse but I highly suspect one or two baiting moids who are using the thread to shit on women.

Anonymous 07/17/23 (Mon) 06:47:30 PM No. 60230

>>60228
not you again.

Anonymous 07/17/23 (Mon) 08:09:33 PM No. 60233

>>60230
Everyone knows this don’t know who you think I am but I can guess since you see her in your walls atp

Anonymous 07/20/23 (Thu) 05:20:47 PM No. 60337

Is there a recollection of kirdedede anon posts somewhere? reading her posts always bring me happiness but they are hard to find

Anonymous 07/22/23 (Sat) 03:48:46 AM No. 60360

>>60337
She recently had an epiphany that her obsession is unhealthy so I think her days of posting Kirbydiedreetc posts are over

Anonymous 07/22/23 (Sat) 08:04:49 AM No. 60362

all 3 of my fav heffers are pretty quiet for a while now. can someone please spoonfeed me a cow in the vein of Vicky Shingles/Amanda Bret/Luna Skater? ty in advance!

Anonymous 07/22/23 (Sat) 01:56:36 PM No. 60363

>>60362
Kiki but the old threads. She's a similar age as Vicky and has similar delusions.

Anonymous 07/27/23 (Thu) 08:47:21 PM No. 60470

>>59720
The one where she’s posting about Cowie pissing himself while she kicks him.

>>>/snow/1291412

Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 04:46:48 AM No. 62560

are there any cows that got themselves a "good ending" and became relatively well-adjusted people? the ones I follow rn are getting really bleak, I'd like to read about the ones that made it for a change

Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 08:59:09 AM No. 62564

>>62560
Fat vegan femme fucked off but unsure if she got better. There's a few others who are tame like Heather Sparkles.

Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 12:55:52 PM No. 62570

>>62560
aly_realrecover / alice casati - insanely entertaining and then she more or less got her shit together

Anonymous 09/07/23 (Thu) 04:30:33 AM No. 62681

>>62570
Did she really? Holy shit I thought she was going to die.

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 09:04:04 AM No. 62899

>>62564
Nonnie are you living in a different universe? Heather's thread us bleak as hell, she's essentially stuck in a loop for years now.

Anonymous 09/11/23 (Mon) 11:09:07 PM No. 63017

>>62564
>Fatvegfemme
She was one of my favourite cows on here and hit all my dream cow check list. The day she nuked most of her social suprised me a lot as I didn't expect her to ever smarten up! She must gotten a sign to stop her antics and go offline or finally stuffed herself into being a deathfat/disablity larp turned reality. Only thing I wish that we got to hear whether anon got her cousin away from her.

Anonymous 09/12/23 (Tue) 07:02:29 PM No. 63046

>>63017
She’s still online, I got one of her reels showing up on my Instagram feed. I don’t remember her current name though

Anonymous 09/12/23 (Tue) 07:03:17 PM No. 63047

>>63046
Nvm, it’s @pinkfaefemme on Instagram

Anonymous 09/13/23 (Wed) 01:49:33 AM No. 63065

>>63017
Cowtippers ruin everything.

Anonymous 09/13/23 (Wed) 12:21:36 PM No. 63083

>>63047
That's a whole other cow. While there are some similarity between them such as the username and fatablity larp, however that's just not Feebz.

Anonymous 09/13/23 (Wed) 05:23:53 PM No. 63100

>>63083
sorry I'm retarded. the names are similar to me

Anonymous 09/14/23 (Thu) 01:38:28 PM No. 63123

>>63047
I wish her thread hadn’t died, her boyfriend has gone full tranny and it’s sickening, and all she does is smoke pot at home.

Anonymous 09/15/23 (Fri) 02:52:44 PM No. 63186

Good nerd friend group suggestions? Especially the veronica/mick response video or projared/holly caliber stuff.

>>63123
Tranny in body or in mind?

Anonymous 09/15/23 (Fri) 03:59:16 PM No. 63194

>>63186
Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman, their thread has been dead but there's some primo nerd/poly cringe
>>>/snow/192724

Anonymous 09/15/23 (Fri) 04:36:28 PM No. 63199

>>63194
This one hurts as a Dresden Dolls fangirl but it enlightened me. Don't forget about the Goodreads drama because that was prime cream.

Anonymous 09/15/23 (Fri) 07:05:03 PM No. 63208

>>63186
The Grimes/Elon/Shivon thread

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 07:15:01 PM No. 63632

Soren threads are top notch nonnie detective work, a bleak and brutal bed of lies unfolded. Some of the wildest shit I've ever read.

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 09:44:36 PM No. 63639

Need a good cow read that is under 30 threads for a mini milk binge. I’m sorry nonnas who love 100+ threads I try to read the long cows like monokun and shayna but I can’t keep up

Anonymous 09/24/23 (Sun) 01:37:32 AM No. 63668

>>63639
I know it was already posted upthread but Raven Bradley's didn't have more than 10 I don't think but holy shit the milk in some of those was abundant. I'm sad she quit posting, she was my favorite co. Now I just have to see Shayna's asshole over and over again kek

Anonymous 09/24/23 (Sun) 01:53:16 AM No. 63669

>>63668
could someone do an in order post of all ravens threads? i've seen her mentioned soo so so many times and i would love to read through them all.

Anonymous 09/24/23 (Sun) 02:17:51 AM No. 63672

>>63669
I was wrong apparently it's 15 threads, but it's all entirely worth your time nona

>>>/pt/12332 #1
>>>/pt/20741 #2
>>>/pt/321974 #3
>>>/pt/400701 #4
>>>/pt/415881 #5
>>>/pt/438380 #6 Countdown to Couchland
>>>/pt/447573 #7 Fatchelorette Edition
>>>/pt/462983 #8 Welcome to Couchland Edition
>>>/pt/471830 #9 Love That Was Greater Than Love Shack Edition
>>>/pt/478795 #10 The Codependent Love That Was More Codependency Than Love Edition
>>>/pt/491874 #11 The Fall of the Shack of Raven
>>>/pt/506118 #12 Bereavement Funding Edition: Another Shack, Another Dog, Another Drama
>>>/pt/573602 #13 Horrorcow Homemaker Edition: The Fifth Time's the Charm!
>>>/pt/605066 #14 The Bradleys: Pet Cemetery Edition

Anonymous 09/24/23 (Sun) 02:30:41 AM No. 63673

>>63669
quick tl;dr of some of Raven's antics

>BPD "goffick" edgelord woman in her 40s
>has multiple failed marriages and has a son who later trooned out (that's a whole fun saga for later)
>moved to New Zealand from the states only to complain about the fast food
>married her son's best friend who was 16 at the time while she was in her 30s
>dozens upon dozens of claims that pretty much every man who ever looked at her raped her
>met some hick online and moved back from NZ just to live on his mom's couch
>grew up trailer trash and ended up back around at trailer trash
>faked having a baby to "own the haters" with a phone soundboard and fake crying sounds

There's far more and I'm simplifying MANY parts of this but she's such a classic unhinged cow. They don't make 'em like her anymore.

Anonymous 09/24/23 (Sun) 07:36:37 PM No. 63696

>>63672
thank you! i'm definitely going to start reading through these threads

Anonymous 10/14/23 (Sat) 08:51:40 PM No. 64244

I'm looking for old school tumblr alt girl threads to binge read, please reply with any recs.

Anonymous 10/15/23 (Sun) 01:11:32 AM No. 64249

Sorry if OT, but does anyone know what the first lcf post ever was? Maybe this is a high thought, but what were the first threads on here like? Is that possible to find?

Anonymous 10/16/23 (Mon) 12:15:51 AM No. 64278

>>64249
Look up >>>/meta/1 and replace the boards? Maybe google search for site:lolcow.farm before 2016? Please make a thread with cool stuff

Anonymous 10/16/23 (Mon) 12:16:25 AM No. 64279

>>64278
Sorry I meant for that to be like
lolcow.farm/meta/res/1.html
lolcow.farm/pt/res/1.html
lolcow.farm/snow/res/1.html
and so on

Anonymous 10/16/23 (Mon) 12:16:37 AM No. 64280

>>64249
here https://lolcow.farm/pt/1

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 09:42:09 AM No. 64413

>>63673
I was nostalgic for a few of the cows mentioned here already but Raven was my personal favourite. When she faked her death then pretended it never happened … And all the in-jokes from the threads, like friends from the library.
Agreed they don't make em like her anymore. Same with a few others like Aly - a real TREAT!!1! fist-star-random.face-100 and Miranda before she underwent her religious conversion. sigh

Anonymous 10/21/23 (Sat) 01:06:21 AM No. 64483

It’s Halloween, who are some good horror cows I can torture myself with

Anonymous 10/21/23 (Sat) 02:35:46 PM No. 64486

>>64280
I told that bitch it was 2014 and she still kept lying to me

Anonymous 10/21/23 (Sat) 03:00:30 PM No. 64487

>>64483
Kelly & Chompers - body horror
Soren - psychological horror

Anonymous 10/22/23 (Sun) 05:57:52 PM No. 64541

What are some cows who do art or cows with elaborate lore about their own version of reality or some strange delusions? Looking for something like that or cows notable for fandom drama.

Anonymous 10/27/23 (Fri) 04:01:04 PM No. 64665

>>64541
>>>/snow/1054903
This has everything you asked for and some extra

Anonymous 10/31/23 (Tue) 11:04:45 PM No. 64803

Love this thread.

I was inspired to go back and read the Soren threads so I thought I'd link them:

Soren/Bambi/hurtc0re >>>/snow/101679
Soren/Bambi/hurtc0re pt.2 >>>/snow/112039
Soren Hayes/Bambi/hurtc0re #3 >>>/snow/723714
Soren Hayes/Bambi/hurtc0re thread #4 >>>/snow/920764

Mods locked thread #4 after the obituary was posted: >>>/snow/1142335

And for the sake of completion, a year ago there was this questionable thread that was locked by mods:
Soren Hayes / bambi / hurtc0re resurrection #5? >>>/snow/1685917

Anonymous 11/11/23 (Sat) 02:19:50 AM No. 65214

Give me a thread about a shitty mother that can make me feel better about myself. Not the big head spud and her holistic mom tho, already read that. Something I can read and go “well even if I’m not perfect I am at least not her”

Anonymous 11/11/23 (Sat) 02:25:37 AM No. 65215

>>65214
Laineybot in /ot/

Anonymous 11/11/23 (Sat) 12:05:07 PM No. 65226

>>64541
As far as delusions and fandom drama go, you may enjoy the skinwalking cows on /w/. Lori and Stef being the mains.

>>65214
Margaret Palermo (Venus Angelic's mom) in /pt/

Anonymous 11/14/23 (Tue) 04:58:34 PM No. 65393

>>65214
lillee & laur

Anonymous 11/19/23 (Sun) 05:14:25 PM No. 65576

Do we have a posts reveal for Elaine? I do know that ritard has one and Kiki of course. If you know anyone else, I would like to read them since I've been craving board drama related milk.

Anonymous 11/19/23 (Sun) 05:37:27 PM No. 65579

>>65576
Mystery.jpg

Anonymous 11/20/23 (Mon) 11:23:12 AM No. 65620

>>65576
Creepshow Art, Vicky Shingles, Raven Sparks, Emzotic, Maurice Yandiorio (TheJosh), Dasha/Cyr

Anonymous 11/20/23 (Mon) 06:34:38 PM No. 65632

>>65576
She doesn't need a reveal because her posts are obvious and she announces herself.

Anonymous 12/25/23 (Mon) 08:57:05 AM No. 67013

any horror artcow recommendations? I just binge read nemu's threads for the 3rd or 4th time and a thread about an artist with a weird obsession with eunuch's.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 09:48:38 PM No. 72343

I'm looking for threads like-
>Stefany
>Tessa (The girl saying she's anime)
>Girls with anemisa from /w/
I LOVE this weirdo, "I'm elsa! I'm a goth girl who looks like real life anime! I forgot everything!" type of threads where boring women try to spice up their lives with bullshit stories.
Also the type of threads like Creepshow/Erin Painter, where people are exposed for self posting. None of the OG ones but lessor known cows.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 10:58:21 PM No. 72349

>>72343
Did you read Ritard's post history yet? It's enjoyable when you contextualize her misogynistic comments on kiwifarms before she started shitting up the site here.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 01:14:48 AM No. 72356

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>>72343
this probably isn't what you're looking for but I find >>>/pt/67116 really funny especially with the cow herself in the thread and nobody giving a shit.

Anonymous 03/05/24 (Tue) 02:40:28 AM No. 72595

Does anyone have a comprehensive list of the pixyteri threads? It’s really hard to sift through, since a lot have titles without her name in them. I left off on the thread where she was kicked out for not getting whipped cream

Anonymous 03/05/24 (Tue) 06:14:47 AM No. 72602

posting of "shotas" in the fujo thread "ironically"

Anonymous 03/05/24 (Tue) 10:26:45 PM No. 72641

>>72595
Kek nona you just have to scroll up, they were already posted in order itt. Lurk moar

Anonymous 03/08/24 (Fri) 01:22:59 AM No. 72725

>>72349
https://lolcow.farm/rita.html for anyone who hasn't seen it. crazy.

Anonymous 03/23/24 (Sat) 11:58:46 AM No. 73620

>>63017
same nona, she was a classic. i think of her periodically

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 04:57:39 AM No. 74232

I've been so bored lately and I'm re-reading some old threads, but I grave the rich calcium hit from milk of a true cow. I've read through most of the binge suggestions itt, my favourites were:
>Soren
>Raven
>Fatvegfemme
I liked Kelly's thread but I had to tap out when her legs turned necrotic, it started to border on like rotten dot com material for me kek. Do nonas have any favourite threads that aren't discussed very often? Or any cows that were really bizarre, like just outright strange like Nemu? I'm just curious to get some recommendations!

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 11:26:45 AM No. 74244

>>74232
Fakeboi, an old Luna simp and cow in her own right
>>>/snow/1189390

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 08:15:41 PM No. 74302

>>74232
If you've never reread Vicky shingles I'd highly recommend. I wish tempcow somehow had archives cause I'd otherwise suggest the Vixmas era from the onision thread

Anonymous 04/03/24 (Wed) 10:23:30 PM No. 74359

>>56111
If anyone is still looking to binge something, and haven't seen it yet, I found this one a few years ago by chance and it was a wild ride:
>>>/snow/215012
Spoonie/Munchausen, a really batshit woman. I remember researching her by curiosity long after, and she apparently had a baby (sadly, because given her mental insanity, that baby is not safe).

Anonymous 05/06/24 (Mon) 06:37:47 PM No. 76514

Anyone have any good dead cows threads I can binge? I’d prefer it to be under 30, but if they’re really milky, I can handle it being a little over that much!

Anonymous 05/06/24 (Mon) 08:06:24 PM No. 76515

>>76514
Nemu. she’s just the best cow to me.

Anonymous 05/07/24 (Tue) 01:24:09 AM No. 76517

Anyone have recommendations for crafting, sewing, or art cow threads? I love looking at the fugly shit people have the audacity to put online. Jillian and Sarah Spaceman are my two favorite cows currently.

Anonymous 05/31/24 (Fri) 06:46:26 AM No. 77985

Is there any other cringey autists that farmers love to make fun of like Manaknight?? I love his threads because all the anons are so funny and snarky. I was wondering if anyone has recommendations for another /w/ thread like his.

Anonymous 05/31/24 (Fri) 01:41:34 PM No. 77997

>>77985
Terry's thread is an unmoderated trashfire of nitpicking, tinfoiling, and poorfag whining. Any of the /w/ threads that are not the farmhand's pet cows are exactly like that.

Anonymous 06/03/24 (Mon) 03:11:47 AM No. 78271

>>76514
Soren

Anonymous 06/06/24 (Thu) 01:12:35 PM No. 78563

what are onisions greatest hits? already read swamp prom

Anonymous 06/07/24 (Fri) 01:40:48 AM No. 78724

>>76514
2nded soren and nemu, nicole dollanganger and her calves threads, and ginger bronson who is a reoccurring cow in soren's thread.
I remember >>>/pt/207383 being interesting too, and the confetti club threads are hilarious

Anonymous 06/07/24 (Fri) 08:46:45 AM No. 78748

>>77997
Okay well thanks for your input but I was hoping for more concrete thread suggestions based on other /w/fags favourites not just a general "it's all the same" answer but thanks for sharing I guess. If anyone knows good /w/ cows like Terry please recommend!! I've been needing a new thread to get into lately my usuals on /snow/ and /w/ are boring right now

Anonymous 06/08/24 (Sat) 12:49:46 AM No. 78796

>>76517
Art Commentary Cows is pretty fun but you have to go through a bit for all of it
Main Threads: >>>/snow/1013078, >>>/snow/1218432, >>>/snow/1817812, >>>/snow/1977045
Creepshow Art has 5 threads, here’s the first and it’s relevant to the overall Art Commentary Community as discussion shifts there for a bit
>>>/snow/1053928
And RacistUncle, she had a thread before the larger community did but she was in it and it’s a short read anyways and pretty funny >>>/snow/947066

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 07:24:51 AM No. 78844

>>78563
The window/fall/hospital drama, but I don't know which thread it's in exactly.

Anonymous 08/12/24 (Mon) 05:59:50 PM No. 81932

looking for a j-fashion cow to binge read. i'm currently considering pixielocks, still on the fence though. i like addyharajuku's milk but the sperging about her "brother" is putting me off, i don't care for male cows kek.

Anonymous 08/12/24 (Mon) 08:56:44 PM No. 81934

>>81932
How far are you in the Pixielocks threads? Her Japan trip threads (I think threads 4-6) were really good, very nitpicky and PULL-esque which is what I look for in a j-fashion cow thread.

Anonymous 10/07/24 (Mon) 04:10:44 PM No. 84720

Might be niche but I read the entire pro-ana scumbags threads this past summer. They have a bit of a rough start as farmers were trying to differentiate the exact scope of these threads (it started off more as insane BPD Instagrammers general) but it was a really fascinating read. It was interesting to see how online culture changed the topics of discussion over time, sometime around COVID it all became Tiktok-based and harder to find decent milk to the point where these threads are basically dead now. The milk almost completely stops after Cece left the internet unfortunately

Anonymous 11/16/24 (Sat) 07:03:58 PM No. 86064

Any suggestions? Just gonna copy my request in /ot/ from about a year ago…
>weeb
>if possible, Japan-based at least some point in time
>no porn or prostitution, or if she does, it isn't her main stint
>preferably having her legacy start at least pre-2020
>short boyfriend-arcs, if there are any
>wanna say that male cows are okay too, but most of them are sex pests, predators or pedos, and I don't want to read about that, so I think it's going to be hard finding one
My personal ultimate queen will forever be Mira/Kanadajin3, another fave was Venus. Back then I got Kota and Stefany recommended, but right now I'm only really reading Addys thread.

Anonymous 11/17/24 (Sun) 09:27:00 AM No. 86081

>>86064
Kiki Kannibal

Anonymous 11/17/24 (Sun) 09:53:21 AM No. 86083

>>86064
Mikan Mandarin
Dakota Rose
Kiki Kannibal
Lori Lewd (older threads aren't about porn)
Himeahri (most recent thread has annoying WKs)
Yumi King (before she split from Scott - I have a lot of respect for her since she did that; prior to that point, things were pretty funny)

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 02:28:43 AM No. 86142

anyone have a list of cows who were caught posting on lolcow + links to their posts?

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 01:27:19 PM No. 86146

>>86142
Kiki, Rita/whiteglove, Creepshow.

Anonymous 12/03/24 (Tue) 03:40:54 AM No. 87003

>>86142
I’m late but the Erin Painter threads. All her posts were marked by mods IIRC, she was a serial poster

Anonymous 12/03/24 (Tue) 04:13:32 AM No. 87010

>>87003
god i miss her

Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 12:22:18 PM No. 87099

>>86142
Vicky Shingles discovered her thread soon after it was made. She was so unhinged about being posted here that she tried sending cease and desist letters demanding that nonas stop. The catch? She sent the cease and desist letters to the legal department of the other farms instead KEK

Anonymous 12/06/24 (Fri) 04:48:07 PM No. 87129

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>>86146
Seconding Rita. Imagine a TIF going full woman-hating, obese, fedora-wearing neckbeard while also frequenting lc to sperg about vocaloid and self-post. Long live Queen Rita
>Rita’s post reveal:
https://lolcow.farm/rita.html
>Rita’s cow thread:
>>>/snow/1778636
>Kf’s debate Rita thread:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/debate-mr-cool-ice-on-how-artificial-hormones-are-totally-the-solution-to-her-being-a-fat-chick-with-gotis.123435/
>Rita’s tumblr archive
https://archive.md/fmAGk

Anonymous 12/06/24 (Fri) 07:45:14 PM No. 87139

>>86142
https://lolcow.farm/mystery.html /r9k/ tripfag who sperged to close to the sun

Anonymous 12/09/24 (Mon) 07:00:12 PM No. 87310

I want to get into Vicky because the stuff she posts is just hilarious. Would any kind nona point me towards some particularly milky threads?

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 06:19:22 AM No. 87708

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What are some really funny threads that aren't related to cows? Stuff like the bad short comics thread or the hideous fetish art thread on /m/, just threads where it's endless keks.

Anonymous 01/01/25 (Wed) 11:51:15 PM No. 88147

>>87708
The earliest lolcow caps thread on /ot/ were some of the funniest stuff. Also the earliest threads of unconventional male attractions are pretty funny.

Anonymous 01/24/25 (Fri) 03:16:40 AM No. 89443

any good artcow threads to binge to kill time? I can only reread the nemu threads so much

Anonymous 01/24/25 (Fri) 07:44:59 AM No. 89461

>>89443
>>>/snow/2081138 fanny perret, similar to nemu. larped as an asian woman who had sex with her father and now draws a fgm victim getting abused by pedo eric cartman
>>>/snow/427616 holly brown, sperged about getting into calarts despite having mediocre art skills
>>>/snow/1860168 Homunculus100_, tif who chopped her own leg off for a fetish, ended up DFEing.
>>>/snow/903707 aggy, tim lolicon artist who also supports pedophiles.

Anonymous 01/24/25 (Fri) 07:51:42 AM No. 89462

>>89461
Homonculus was one of the most shocking we had in awhile

Anonymous 01/24/25 (Fri) 10:36:58 PM No. 89507

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>>89462
wow ill read that one next. fucking chopping off a leg for a fetish. how fucked.

Anonymous 03/12/25 (Wed) 12:11:22 AM No. 91536

Are there any threads with tragic endings/cows? Someone who you almost feel sorry for.

Anonymous 03/12/25 (Wed) 12:39:58 AM No. 91539

>>91536
Pretty pastel please

Anonymous 03/12/25 (Wed) 12:46:23 AM No. 91542

>>91536
Soren (she killed herself)

Anonymous 03/12/25 (Wed) 12:48:40 AM No. 91543

>>91536
I remember there was one cow who died and people actually felt kinda bad but I can’t recall her name. And she’s still alive but ready to glare is also a cow who makes me sad. Her pretentious youtube videos are definitely cringeworthy, but the way her thread ends is quite heartbreaking.

Anonymous 03/12/25 (Wed) 02:40:04 AM No. 91547

>>91542
did she? I thought she died from srs complications

Anonymous 03/12/25 (Wed) 11:00:52 AM No. 91549

>>91547
Nah she killed herself right after she got the surgery. May as well have burnt the money used for the surgery

Anonymous 03/12/25 (Wed) 01:00:46 PM No. 91551

>>91536
i felt bad for kadee konstantino. yeah she was a lying munchie drug addict but the circumstances of her death were pretty grim and i don't think she deserved to go out the way she did

Anonymous 05/17/25 (Sat) 01:52:37 AM No. 93723

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Would anyone be able to recommend me some threads to binge? I'm familiar with Soren, Luna, Katherine, Lisa Yo, that insane looksmaxxing woman who's built like a linebacker, and the fake astrophysicist, and I follow Fanny and Dana. I tend to like cows who are super into Tumblr culture, because they provide the most keks to me. I'm not a big fan of animu/cosplay-adjacent cows since I am not familiar with that stuff at all. I also don't like following moid cows that much since halfway into their threads, it's revealed that they're a pedo, rapist, etc., and that proides me no keks.

Anonymous 05/17/25 (Sat) 06:27:50 PM No. 93748

>>93723
I know she gets recommended here all the time, but have you tried the Nemu threads? She was one of the great deranged Tumblr artcows. Viewer discretion advised though, she has a lot of gross fetishes (vomit, scat, nuclear radiation poisoning (???)) so be careful what you unspoiler.