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No. 1022095

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?

The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void

previous retarded shit >>>/ot/982601

No. 1022100

…are you superstitious, anon?

No. 1022102

>>1022100
nope, just retarded. i mistyped

No. 1022103

File: 1641792218682.jpg (510.17 KB, 1038x1486, ghosts!.jpg)

Thread pic reminded me of some art I saw today I liked

No. 1022132

File: 1641796466831.gif (13.84 KB, 220x220, CFC14E02-04E2-483B-9669-F57FE5…)

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF RUFF GRRRR SNARL WOOF BOOF BARk BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF RUFF GRRRR SNARL WOOF BOOF BARk BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF RUFF GRRRR SNARL WOOF BOOF BARk BARK BARK BARK

No. 1022137

>>1022132
happy halloweenie

No. 1022140

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>>1022137
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW PURRRRRRRR HISSSSSSSS MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW PURRRRRRRR HISSSSSSSS MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW PURRRRRRRR HISSSSSSSS MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

No. 1022144

>>1022140
you are SO noisy

No. 1022154

File: 1641798711240.jpg (180.57 KB, 828x809, Tumblr_l_152157935605861.jpg)

I know you want me baby

No. 1022155

I like what when you order extra pickles at BK they call it HEAVY PICKLES

No. 1022156

File: 1641798907641.jpg (143 KB, 640x853, hi.jpg)

i'm literally a dog

No. 1022157

>>1022154
Not now, I haven't had my morning coffee yet

No. 1022158

>>1022156
-kiss-

No. 1022161

>>1022154
wow I want him in my mouth

No. 1022165

i unironically love plucking out my armpit hairs with tweezers and i highly recommend it to everyone

No. 1022169

>>1022103
i love it! ghost pokes best pokes

No. 1022179

>>1022165
me w/ pubes unironically because of something some rando anon said. Better than pulling out my eyebrows

No. 1022188

thread pic is exactly the kind of energy I expect to see in this thread. hallelujah praise the board

No. 1022193

>>1022179
another (?) trickster here, sadly nothing beats pulling out eyebrows.

No. 1022199

>>1022193
tell that to the bald spot on the left side of my vulva

No. 1022242

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>>1022095
Last night I smoked weed and the voices told me Tim Heidecker browses lolcow. I love you very much Tim and I've had a crush on you since I was in high school. I'm sorry a /pol/tard stabbed you because you made fun of right wingers and I'm sorry your wife left you. You are 45 so quite old for me I would say but I cannot stop myself from loving you. You have a great sense of humor and you are creative and empathetic. I even find you physically attractive. I want to pinch your cheeks you are so cute. Let's get married, Tim. Mail me please

No. 1022249

>>1022242
did he actually get stabbed and divorced??

No. 1022251

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me today

No. 1022252

>>1022251
the mom on lolcow?

No. 1022253


No. 1022254

>>1022249
yes a /pol/tard stabbed him on the street because Tim has been open about being a leftist and has argued with right wingers, but Tim is older so he has another take over leftism but a lot of his fans were righties because le funee edgy humor and he argued with them and even made a diss song against 4chan and they literally stabbed him on the street. Funny to think the same people that whine nonstop about lee free speech want to kill someone that opposes their views. I love him.

No. 1022255

>>1022253
sorry OUR mom

No. 1022294

>>1022252
makes me sad how many users have children

No. 1022302

File: 1641812620967.jpg (34.22 KB, 640x693, p8egve7udl981.jpg)

RUN

No. 1022304

>>1022294
you are jelly.

No. 1022357

>>1022254
i love tim too but where did you read this??? that's so sad if true

No. 1022358

>>1022304
not really lol

No. 1022361

>>1022302
Duh dundundundun

No. 1022372

File: 1641819867597.png (491.92 KB, 908x772, retard girl.png)

finally, a dress that represents who I am

No. 1022376

>>1022372
a dress that represents this website

No. 1022378

>>1022372
It must be because of this song. But Jfc, it really seems so insane to call it that. "Our model is wearing the Retard Girl dress." My finger would get dangerously close to the buy button lmao

No. 1022380

>>1022372
The model looks kinda retarded in that pose too lol

No. 1022382

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>>1022378
NTA, I've seen it some time ago and it's clear that it's a kinderwhore dress. Pretty cool, I wish I could buy it. I think they had more inspired by Courtney/Kat's style.
A few months ago a lot of fast fashion shops had copies of picrel, but this is more inspired.

No. 1022495

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No. 1022502

When I get high after work it feels dangerous. If they knew how happy I was rn I'd be penalised for some reason I reckon.

No. 1022518

My favourite video

No. 1022522

>>1022518
Down The Stairs Tonight

No. 1022524

>>1022380
Lmfao holy shit

No. 1022525


No. 1022632

>>1022522
GOD BLESS YOU I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS

No. 1022752

>>1022495
I used to play this game in college so nostalgic.

No. 1022859

File: 1641859690452.jpeg (239.88 KB, 1207x455, 5B47D241-754C-4B5D-AA3C-372604…)

Kek

No. 1022934

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nonnies do your thing

No. 1022942

>>1022934
this is retarded

No. 1022943

>>1022934
Only someone absolutely retarded would suggest something as retarded as “sToP sAyIng RetArdEd”

No. 1022950

>>1022934
well at least it's forever immortalized on this embroidery now even if we all stop saying it. which makes the creator of this the most retarded of us all

No. 1022961

>>1022934
Kek, that waste of materials is so retarded.

No. 1022991

>>1022934
The retarded retardation of this retard is retarding me

No. 1023038

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No. 1023039

>>1022934
Saw this on facebook, opened the comments. Exactly what I expected: Women trying to throw their weight around in their families, workplaces, and classrooms to play at power struggle.

No. 1023044

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>>1023039
It's same as the pronoun shit. They want to be the hall monitors of language.

No. 1023072

>>1022382
>it's a kinderwhore dress
You can just call them baby doll dresses I promise it's okay

No. 1023079

>>1022382
>Kinderwhore

Kinder means children in German, ew

No. 1023084

File: 1641883286266.jpg (15.72 KB, 236x344, Kinder-whore-cigarette.jpg)

>>1023072
it's called retard girl dress, so I called it that it because it seems specifically inspired by that fashion/Courtney Love.
>>1023079
I am aware (you mean there are people who aren't?) though thanks to you I found a new thing
>The name 'Kinderwhore' was coined by melody maker journalist Everett True in an interview with Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love (1993). The term was mostly used by the media and less by the musicians themselves
Kinda makes sense, I also found the name questionable but it is what it is
>Kinderwhore was a clothing style used by a handful of mostly female grunge bands in the US during the early to mid-1990s. The kinderwhore look consisted of torn, ripped tight or low-cut babydoll and Peter-Pan-collared dresses, slips, knee-socks, heavy makeup with dark eyeliner,[1] barrettes, and leather boots or Mary Jane shoes.
>Mish Way described it as "intentionally taking the most constraining parts of the feminine, good-girl aesthetic, inflating them to a cartoon level, and subverting them to kill any ingrained insecurities."[5] She further noted that although the look was very feminine, when its exponents performed onstage they "stood tall and confident, they threw their guitars around like weapons, and screamed out whip-smart feminist lyrics. These women were questioning the cultural importance of typical beauty through costume and the stage."

No. 1023090

>>1023084
that makes sense I guess, and I live in america and I'm pretty sure a lot of people wouldn't know what kinder meant lol. anyway I just remembered there used to be (still is?) a fashion called kindergoth, I got thinking maybe it was just a specific dress style that gets styled differently kind of like lolita

No. 1023100

>>1023090
You live in America, where they have kindereggs and children go to kindergarden ffs

No. 1023101

>>1023100
nta but in her defense, i rarely see children or anyone else for that matter, eating kindereggs. kindergarten… you have a fair point

No. 1023105

>>1023100
There are a lot of things like that (names of things that borrow words from other languages) where people just think it's its own word and don't know the real meaning/origin.

Like we have a product called Bon Ami that my mom used, she didn't know it meant good friend in French.

No. 1023111

>>1023090
>I live in america and I'm pretty sure a lot of people wouldn't know what kinder meant
Yes we do, anon.

No. 1023112

>>1023101
>i rarely see children or anyone else for that matter, eating kindereggs i rarely see children or anyone else for that matter, eating kindereggs
That's heartbreaking, especially if it means that other Kinder products aren't known. They have the best bars (Kinder Bueno, Kinder delice, Kinder country)

No. 1023115

>>1023111
There's a lot who don't. I didn't say all or most. Like I said, I've seen plenty of things with names borrowed from different languages and people I've met are unaware of what those things actually mean, see above.

No. 1023116

>>1023112
They had the best ever chocolate spread - Kinder Lada. I will never stop crying over its discontinuation.

No. 1023130

>>1023116
Fuck me I would be obese if that shit was available in my country

Kinder chocolate is truly the yummiest but it's main saving grace is that it comes in small portions, if I had a spreadable jar there would be no stopping me

No. 1023134

>>1023112
i see kinder bueno advertised a lot but i've never seen anyone buy or eat it. they're pushing their products but i don't think that many americans purchase them

No. 1023141

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I feel left out I have no husbando. Suggest one for me Nonatellas?

No. 1023142

>>1023141
well what kind of guys do you like??
if you mean literally an anime husbando you can probably just figure out what trope(s) you like and start from there

No. 1023150

>>1023141
Do you literally consume no media with boys in it?

No. 1023154

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I hate this fag

No. 1023167

>>1023141
Leon Kennedy

No. 1023172

>>1023154
homosexuals are so gross

No. 1023176

>>1023134
Have you tried it? It's incredible imo. I think Americans are used to different kinds of chocolate and sweets, right? I remember some nonnie complaining about it

No. 1023177

>>1023154
Beni was based though. The art was actually really ugly in that game.

No. 1023180

>>1023141
I know, I played so many otome games and it was fun but I couldn't feel anything towards any of them, I wished I could, I can't feel anything about anime types they are just too inhuman. Maybe we are alike, maybe you should like read comics or something I find those types better

No. 1023191

>>1023180
I see your point, that was my problem with otome too. They are TOO idealized and stiff. I would recommend Red Embrace Hollywood, since the LIs seemed so much more like actual people to me (ironic, since it's a VN about vampires). It's an OEL novel that doesn't follow anime tropes at all.
Also you can have husbando from any media, doesn't have to be otome or even weeb!

No. 1023201

If you read threads from top to bottom, it reads like the ramblings of an insane woman. And honestly, I see many of the madwomen on here doing that all on their own

No. 1023242

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Ummm sage your non milk

No. 1023249

>>1023242
I thought the cape was actually the silhouette of a mammal (left of bottle) and a duck bill (right of bottle) and wondered why they chose that branding for a plant milk

No. 1023270

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No. 1023336

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Circle what would you take

No. 1023345

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>>1023336
I want a thread of this now why was this so fun

No. 1023350

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>>1023336
I can't wait to eat!!!!!!!

No. 1023359

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye

No. 1023360

I missed the part where that’s my problem

No. 1023361

That’s a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?

No. 1023363

You want forgiveness? Get religion.

No. 1023364

You’ll get your rent when you FIX THE DAMN DOOR!!!!

No. 1023366

>>1023364
I'm not fixing that gas leak for you or anyone

No. 1023370


No. 1023371

File: 1641914940118.png (707.16 KB, 743x653, rmnn.png)

>>1023336
i love that you can choose noodle firmness. firm noodles are better

No. 1023392

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>>1023336
Lets gooo

No. 1023558

File: 1641924708398.webm (2.22 MB, 484x854, 2882f43afd544d10c9906560829bec…)

BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
BITCH YOU BREAKFAST

No. 1023565

>>1023558
Thank you.

No. 1023575

>>1023565
you're next!

No. 1023579

>>1023558
Why is this so creepy to me? It's like we're watching it get away with the world's weakest attemp at murder.

No. 1023589

>>1023345
>>1023371
My spicy queeeeens

No. 1023604

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I wish I could make this face

No. 1023671

>>1023579
Just focus on the little capy looking pleased it's getting a free back massage

No. 1023754

File: 1641932935681.jpg (41.08 KB, 400x599, ad49c1ddcf7cfb48f7c7cd81e7776e…)

Whenever I take a huge dump and I mean like a huge dump with like multiple logs worth I feel like picrel. Spoilered for that one anon who hates poops

No. 1023763

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No. 1023765

>>1023763
I would have loved to have taken my dump here

No. 1023772

File: 1641934260168.jpeg (149.53 KB, 750x546, 015CE11E-FFA8-4924-B97E-4A717B…)

god I love reading the community stories on episode interactive the chaos <3 mwah

No. 1023773

File: 1641934295172.gif (Spoiler Image, 8.91 KB, 100x100, 1683764deyd1mtgcz.gif)

I have to share this here, it's too funny, spoilered for obvious reasons.

No. 1023795

File: 1641935526366.gif (2.35 KB, 155x20, 419028y8g87sfkf9.gif)

NE1 else??? Winky face, winky face, smile face, 100 percent, kissy face

No. 1023823

File: 1641937336942.jpg (40.81 KB, 735x478, c42406f7019ee5ba2b3961b5cb1cc6…)

>>1023811
She said "swans" and I was like, "yeah, of course swans" And boy, do I got swans. Did you know that swans do the swam? A lot of people think they know that already but if you aren't using the proper terminology, you're basically saying nothing. Swans was first formed in 1972 and they released many ubiquitous, ambitious and influential albums over the decades. The fan favorite being "toot toot". Now I don't think that is there best, I personally prefer "honk", but to each their own I guess. Some people just don't understand art the way that I do. So anyway, here are some swans. These aren't ordinary swans, ladies, these are premium swans. I've collected these swans, I've curated these swans, these swans before you were carefully selected for your viewing pleasure. I didn't haphazardly choose any swan, I thought about it first. I gave it serious thought. Because swans are serious. Most people don't get that. Most people don't get anything, let alone swans. Swans.

No. 1023824

File: 1641937361444.jpg (81.16 KB, 736x488, 2fc1df9cbfec66946c6548f9e76a69…)

>>1023823
Look at the swams on this swan

No. 1023827

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>>1023824
It's night time where this swan is at, it's night time all the time. The swan prefers it this way. And no it's not for nefarious reasons, the swan just enjoys twilight and the all encompassing darkness that consumes him in the following hours. Damn, like why are you persecuting the swans?

No. 1023828

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>>1023827
Swans can have up to multiple babies a year.

No. 1023831

I DONT LIKE THE CURE!!!!!!! NOT AT ALL!!!!

No. 1023832

>>1023831
How do you feel about the Swans?

No. 1023845

File: 1641938074611.png (311.21 KB, 396x373, unknown.png)

would you eat Half-Life 2 bubblegum

No. 1023849

>>1023845
YEAH what even kind of question even is this even

No. 1023918

File: 1641942332423.jpg (124.87 KB, 768x512, spider supper.jpg)

>>1022154
oh fuck yeah oh god mmmhmm

No. 1023923

Роско

No. 1023930

>>1023923
pelon pelo rico

No. 1023951

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wwalks into thread

No. 1024000

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>>1023823
Some might say
>swan-chan, where do you get all these great swan pics?
I scoff and say
>you really expect me to tell you this? Give away my secrets? These swans are a part of me, a piece of my soul goes into every swan pic I post. I'm not about to hand over my entire identity to you because you want to "look at some swans". You don't just look at swans, there is more to it than that. But you can't understand that because your soul is swanless and dirty.
Then they cry, rightfully, because they understand now, their place in the universe. And how there isn't a place for them, because that space is reserved for swans.

No. 1024002

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>>1024000
Swany Swanita Swanson

No. 1024003

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>>1024002
Swans of color

No. 1024015

>>1023951
wELL hello there handsome
>>1024003
>Swans of color
KEK

No. 1024020

AYAYAYAYAYAJUUUUUUUUUUU

No. 1024027

>>1024020
Meds now

No. 1024060

File: 1641952877187.jpg (52.09 KB, 600x630, feeef896d20634e33df5a2034a2391…)

Im at the fujomart im at the yumemart im at the combination fujomart and yumemart

No. 1024071

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>>1024060
We at the fujomart, the yumemart, we at the combination fujoyumemart

No. 1024226

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Me like da thread pic

No. 1024379

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>>1024226
i felt it had the right energy for the thread

No. 1024657

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah that's you right now.

No. 1024715

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>>1024060
I wish I could read this

No. 1024753

>>1024715
I wish I coduldnt

No. 1024861

File: 1642010964000.jpg (210.11 KB, 880x1080, Tumblr_l_324577634468161.jpg)

Welcome to the lolcow potluck. Whatd'ya bring

No. 1024863

>>1024861
Goose banana

No. 1024865

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>>1024861
I brought some gosh darn cat cookies that I made my friggin self

No. 1024866

>>1024863
Aren't they dolphins? Also one of them is smoking.

No. 1024867

>>1024861
I'll bring the beta fish and his pack of cigarettes

No. 1024869

>>1024865
WAOW these are kawaii as heck (kawaii means cute)

No. 1024870

File: 1642011217592.jpeg (82.59 KB, 600x832, AD6266B0-4144-4C06-AA8F-3ECC52…)

>>1024861
Cake :)(:))

No. 1024871

>>1024866
No, goose. Dolphins smoke from the blow hole
>>1024865
I love them forever

No. 1024875

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>>1024861
I’ll provide the hors d'oeuvres

No. 1024880

>>1024875
Double beans, uncooked hot dogs, and imitation crab logs? Wow anon, you didn't have to go through the trouble of preparing such a refined plate of food for our silly little get-together.

No. 1024881

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>>1024861
I followed this recipe exactly

No. 1024886

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>>1024880
Maybe some pasta too?

No. 1024887

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>>1024861
what am i bringing? a healthy appetite

No. 1024892

>>1024875
Whores de vores

No. 1024897

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>>1024861
Turn up

No. 1024898

>>1024867
I wonder if its possible to give a fish nicotine addiction

No. 1024900

>>1024886
ah, the three great seasonings, TOAD, mustard, and luigi.

No. 1024901

File: 1642012912139.jpg (47.02 KB, 600x420, actual fish scientist.jpg)

>>1024898
Sounds like we have some scienceing to do

No. 1024904

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>>1024861
Rightwinger meat

No. 1025184

>>1024904
that image is so aggresively german

No. 1025205

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>>1024861
I brought cigaretti

No. 1025219

>>1024904
no thanks, shoeonhead

No. 1025230

File: 1642026732115.jpg (51.65 KB, 1024x576, cocaine.jpg)

>>1024861
salt for your bland food

No. 1025590

File: 1642053029824.jpg (Spoiler Image, 37.3 KB, 570x760, il_570xN.3084031011_h1aj.jpg)

RUMBLING RUMBLING IT'S COMING RUMBLING RUMBLING

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No. 1025595

File: 1642053443698.jpg (39.67 KB, 943x472, 473738882.jpg)

>>1025591
BEWAAAAAAARE COMING FOR YOUUUUU

No. 1025607

>>1025590
Ok but WHEN?? for real, i want to watch it

No. 1025611

>>1025607
First episodes of the "final season" is out, new episodes every Sunday (idk how they are gonna cram everything in but ok)

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No. 1025623

>>1025619
Stop yelling or I'll kiss you on the mouth

No. 1025624

>>1025623







A?

No. 1025642

hope i’m not just a lolcow to you all but a nonny and a friend as well

No. 1025647

>>1025642
stfu you're too loud dammit

No. 1025656

>>1025647
nonny trigger abusive

No. 1025672

>>1025642
when did nonny become redtexted?

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No. 1025718

File: 1642066014214.jpeg (40.64 KB, 680x500, E70FDEB2-8CB4-4CC8-B047-D2034D…)

i was paying too much attention to the youtube video i was watching that I just ate an entire mango without noticing… like I started to feel Really full when I finished 70% the mango in a very messy stage that I couldn't just throw it back to the fridge. Ugh, the food coma is making me unmovable right now. Burp

No. 1025722

>>1025718
they're only like 200 calories in total you're fine

No. 1025730

>>1025676
No it was definitely before that

No. 1025754

>>1025718
I want mango

No. 1025929

File: 1642086149786.jpeg (40.69 KB, 640x640, CBA3B41D-D313-4394-B85F-36E5B0…)

me when the the the when the it’s me when I am the when yes
yeah!!!

No. 1025936

>>1025718
mmmm this makes me want mangos, gonna add it to the shopping list

No. 1026016

>>1024379
wish I could cuddle up with this while I war and eat pineapple

No. 1026037

I save pussy by giving it CPR

No. 1026091

>>1025623
This turned me on

No. 1026097

more typing random numbers and seeing where thye land jdwhefhg
>>23454
>>109324
>>121321
>>666420
>>420666
>>4545
>>2

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>>1026097
oooooh I wanna join
>>948392
>>58394
>>204832
>>210583
>193
>5822

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>>1026112
That last one u got.p is horrid

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No. 1026344

File: 1642111631254.jpeg (668.52 KB, 2048x2048, 78365C23-D3DB-409B-97DC-273A31…)

In my lane

No. 1026347

File: 1642111767637.jpeg (452.01 KB, 2048x2048, 98EAC4CC-0E24-40DE-B601-58BFD2…)

Focused

No. 1026348

File: 1642111794598.jpeg (638.57 KB, 2048x2048, FCF882DE-E441-4609-8764-D288BD…)

Flourishing

No. 1026350

File: 1642111866803.jpeg (486.88 KB, 2048x2048, DBA970B9-8A3B-4FC0-80F2-336D98…)

Moistfurbized

No. 1026363

File: 1642113122285.jpg (308.36 KB, 1242x1481, Tumblr_l_8716679711100.jpg)

Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas… Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas…Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas…Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas…Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas…Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas…Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas…Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas…Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas…hoo.

No. 1026375

File: 1642113907668.jpg (50.4 KB, 409x383, tumblr_1194d259e8e509531383928…)

Hero rats

No. 1026394

File: 1642114905896.jpg (68.51 KB, 720x710, WHOS TAHT CHICK WHOS THAT CHIC…)

BABY I JUST WANNA DAAAAANCEEE I DONT REALLY CAAAAAREEE I JUST WANNA DAAAAAAANCEEE I DONT REALLY CARE SHES BEEN A CRAZY DITA DISCO FEVER AND YOU WONDER WHOS THAT CHICK WHOS THAT CHICK TOO COLDFOR YOU TO KEEP HER TOO HOT FOR YOU TO LEAVE HER WHOS THAT CHICK WHOS THAT CHICKJF

No. 1026465

>>1026363
She is an angel and an inspiration to us all

No. 1026581

File: 1642130701156.gif (373.32 KB, 484x711, Lemon_but_KRIMA.gif)

LEMONS MAKE ME SHIT BUT I CANT STOPE EATING THEM

No. 1026591

"maybe we could solve the mystery of the horny beast" dam is anyyone else tuning into comet tv over the air x-files rn this shit hilars

No. 1026593

>>1026591
>HaTE Him wouLDnT dAte HIM~!
> CARPE P.M!!!!
same show who write this wowie

No. 1026611

File: 1642132742859.png (547.9 KB, 500x625, 63b2f78303eb71bdd31f23bc33ef12…)

Song by Lingua Ignota

No. 1026615

>>1026611
tag yourself i'm gossipers

No. 1026617

>>1026611
I'm envious and thankless idolaters

No. 1026619

>>1026611
i'm potty mouth

No. 1026620

>>1026611
I'm parent haters and money hungry career-pursuers

No. 1026625

>>1026611
KEK I’m almost sure she has a song with the word idolater in it

No. 1026626

>>1026611
Merciless devil right here, you'd think it would be higher up on the list

No. 1026630

>>1026611
Prideful scoffers for sure

No. 1026681

>>1026611
>mary worshipping catholics
which mary, the mother or the wife?

No. 1026710

File: 1642142871936.gif (557.06 KB, 303x498, lain-dance.gif)

lain!!!!!!!!!

No. 1026728

>>1026581
I want him to torture me slowly and then sing to me while he eats me alive

No. 1026735

>>1025722
it makes me wonder that the condensed sugar mightve made me feeling full, the mango is as big as a coconut after all, i felt like a vore machine

No. 1026745

>>1026735
that and the fiber maybe. it is pretty fibrous

No. 1026751

food makes me horny

No. 1026753

>>1026611
I’m dirty dancers and pot smokers

No. 1026784

>>1026611
I'm entertainment and sport worshippers. We'll hold the next Olympic games in Hades.

No. 1026907

She’s my hero

No. 1026913

>>1026907
You sure that's a she lol

No. 1026921

>>1026907
if only she wasn't a pandering SJWfag that jerks off to Hasan and argues on twitter

No. 1026923

File: 1642165042143.png (728.04 KB, 2048x1582, 1630470641094.png)

>>1026907
not bad but this is my favorite reply against scrotes online
simple, true and effective

The best burns are the one's that use their own rhetoric against them

No. 1026925

>>1026923
isnt that a cow from tradthot thread

No. 1026926

>>1026925
Yeah but I found her reply decent and use it a lot

No. 1026928

>>1026923
anon just because you don't build shit or contribute doesn't mean that's the case for the rest of us. You and this dumbass are projecting your uselessness on other women.

No. 1026929

>>1026923
>>1026926
kes you're out there using this and thinking youre winning? this is pickme shit. shoo

No. 1026934

>>1026926
this is just re-inforcing genderroles (women can't build shit), don't see how this is a gold reply at all.

What's the context btw, what's the "male space" that was being reffered to?

No. 1026935

>>1026923
idk what other anons' problem is, this is based. Oh you argue with retarded incels by quoting 23rd wave interdimensional post marxist feminist authors at them? im sure that's super effective

No. 1026949

>>1026923
this is based and men should do most of the active work because their bodies are made for it. anyone getting mad at this and not wanting men to put their masculinity to good use are dumbasses

No. 1026951

>>1026923
This is based (on her delusions)

No. 1026958

pointing out differences between woman and man bad

No. 1026960

>>1026958
the idea that we're all literally equal in every way is what lead to so much tranny support from liberal/leftist men

No. 1026961

>>1026958
Stfu tradfilth, its bad to promote unrealistic made up differences between men and women. Women can build shit and always could.

No. 1026963

>>1026960
exactly, you just gotta call it like you see it
inb4 schizoanon calls us samefag because two people can never share the same unpopular opinions on an anonymous imageboard

No. 1026964

>>1026961
you're the type to get mad and bang your head when people say men and women have complimentary traits

No. 1026965

>>1026960
If anything trannies are all about the ~differences~ between women and men, not about similarities. If they thought that we are more similar than different then their entire ideology of mind being in the wrong body wouldnt make any sort of sense

No. 1026971

>>1026965
>their entire ideology of mind being in the wrong body wouldnt make any sort of sense
that's exactly the way it is lol. They believe that gender is social construct and that gender identity is innate and immutable, at the same time. It has never made any sense. That's why the smarter ones like contrapoints flat out refuse to define "woman" because they know there is no logical definition that includes men and isn't extremely sexist

No. 1026975

>>1026961
I don't really want and will not build anything - it's hard and I like when man do things for me kek they always did it and always should since they are build for it. I never saw a woman in snow in the middle of winter buildinga bridge while drinking vodka and I hope i never will

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No. 1026987

>>1026975
i agree that men and women are different etc etc but tbh I'd actually enjoy that more than retail

No. 1026997

File: 1642170518624.gif (134.99 KB, 300x305, fancy rat.gif)

Thanks for these absolutely retarded shitposts, nonnies!!

No. 1027023

>>1026929
>>1026928
>>1026934
obviously I 100% don't agree with this reply, its more about using Redpillers/conservative males own rhetoric against them
pointing out that actual traditional masculine males wouldn't be wasting time on social media or games is an effective reply against them

No. 1027028

>>1026975
>I don't really want and will not build anything
And that's fine but what you as an individual want isn't the point

No. 1027049

>>1026961
Work smarter not harder, nonna. Women should be in charge of most countries, money and intellectual areas, males should be building shit/being slaves, it's clear we are far advanced than them so why the fuck should we lower ourselves to their rudimentary tasks?

No. 1027069

File: 1642175744192.gif (5.13 MB, 755x755, shake it bitch.gif)

retarded shitpost thread is filled with retarded infighting. feels good man

No. 1027071

>>1027069
wonderful friesday indeed

No. 1027075

>>1026960
no like you’re completely right anon and I know what you’re trying to say, I think the gnc anons are misinterpreting what you’re saying but I totally get what you’re saying kek

No. 1027110

>>1027075
but trannies don't think we're equal. what is she trying to say

No. 1027167

>>1022095
Wtf are you having an affair? And I find out on fucking lolcow of all places? I knew something was wrong when you came home with your pickle slices all disheveled. No, no, don't touch me. I'm in shock.

No. 1027173

>>1027167
Samefag, but I just can't let this go, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
>>1022154
HOMEWRECKER

No. 1027362

File: 1642182925645.jpg (47.02 KB, 564x1002, 316edafeeff2adf6160a3c0975adbd…)

i love it when you call me nonnita
i wish i could pretend i didn't need ya

No. 1027391

>>1026960
>>1026960
correction: we're equal but not the same

No. 1027479

>>1027391
beautiful and simple.

No. 1027575

File: 1642188563264.gif (192.95 KB, 200x200, KaleidoscopicGrimBlackfish-max…)

how many tries till I get one of my own posts?? mh? mh?
>>592034
>>860404
>>965494
>>898706
>>965054
>>869504
>>965075
>>960543
>>796504

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No. 1027699

i love fuit gummy

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File: 1642193023272.png (42.17 KB, 300x100, 92.png)


No. 1027750

>>1027746
Bet on it

No. 1027761

>>1027746
What is this revolting chimp up to these days?

No. 1027775

File: 1642194578656.jpg (24.65 KB, 400x220, 313f877b44dfb4f931c57a4c59aceb…)


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>>1027761
is he even active anywhere still? is the kiwifarms thread still active? ours is dead-dead, it's so sad. i really just want lainey and her horrible content back.

No. 1027836

Blackpink in your area

No. 1027843

File: 1642198087879.jpg (121.87 KB, 1128x1128, tumblr_p7hqxdDY2v1x8nznuo5_128…)

>>1027794
No idea about kf. I miss Lainey's content too. She was a very enjoyable cow in her own way, while he is more of a retarded horrorcow. Make Onion Gay Again!

No. 1027845

I'M LEVELING I'M LEVELING OMGGGGG I'M LEVELING CRITICALL!!!!!! YESSS

No. 1027852

>>1027028
it kinda is - i will not force myself or anyone to do it, I still can think that a man should do it though. the only way yor words would make sense would be if you were a commie which does not make sense anyway.

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>>1027362
Omg I luv u

No. 1027856

File: 1642198588822.jpeg (79.87 KB, 385x371, 203D2889-A13E-4620-BC09-741943…)

>>1027843
Wow i guess she does

No. 1027915

File: 1642202450359.gif (4.88 MB, 400x300, 4A7EE9EF-298C-4C41-B132-37D358…)

brrr

BOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOING

No. 1027939

>>1027915
wow Lucinda you're a great dancer

No. 1027973

Fuck it, no sage, just gonna bage and be a rage on this cage yo

No. 1027995

>>1027939
KkkkkeKEkEkKekekwkekkkekekkekekwkkkkkkk

No. 1028200

File: 1642226548407.jpeg (59.63 KB, 736x552, DFB50762-9EB7-4E4E-968C-6BAAAB…)

WHY? why nonnies why? HELLO? HELLOO!!! why! hi hello hi what’s up lolcow dot farm hi !!! Zzzzz… zzzz zzzzz (sleepy)

No. 1028205

>>1028200
Aw come sleep in my arms

No. 1028210

What are y’all doin? Screwin?

No. 1028231

File: 1642229989579.jpg (13.81 KB, 322x315, fcbc57f09db01982a0215d2faee240…)

>>1028210
Screaming, pissing and crying at the same time

No. 1028251

File: 1642232883581.png (226.07 KB, 3884x1588, 867aa648e20e6ca9b65eefbf1d4ebb…)

That's how it is in this bitch of a squid game.

No. 1028259

Is this song racist?

No. 1028605

File: 1642262680310.jpeg (987.11 KB, 1788x1125, D60E37A9-0CA3-490C-A085-4C9DED…)

Sexy Asian male

No. 1028616

File: 1642263509497.jpg (42.87 KB, 640x349, 1619955103509.jpg)

SOULFUL FASHION

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No. 1028783

Let me introduce you to my cat, lobster bisque, and my dog, meat pie.

No. 1028800

>>1028616
>the old school dir en grey cosplayers
I love this

No. 1028831

File: 1642274486435.jpeg (1.07 MB, 1125x1378, 04DA8D9D-1A0B-4CF8-B9F3-8B5C92…)

i’m gonna go hang out at the ciber cafe, does anyone wanna come with?

No. 1028839

File: 1642275440216.jpeg (17.92 KB, 194x259, 0476F282-526B-4F11-BC5C-52F9D5…)

>>1028831
Give me one of those ice creams that the owner makes, it’s 1 cent, so return the spare change to me.

No. 1028984

File: 1642283291680.gif (4.68 MB, 400x225, 1634668588551.gif)

pls don't ban for racebait but FUCK ITALIANS

No. 1028991

Bald Dante
Bald Nero

No. 1029016

>>1028839
sorry they were out of icecream and i used all of your money for an extra hour so i could finish reading fanfic on livejournal. i’ll pay you back next week.

No. 1029045

File: 1642287198134.gif (107.05 KB, 423x425, db8ua32-3a0694bb-28f6-4f2d-8c3…)

I'M BASED AND BASEDPILLED I'M SO BASED AND COOL AND EPIC AND NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE MY MIND I'LL DIE ON THIS HILL LALALALALA LALALA LALA LALALA LA LALALALAL

No. 1029051

>>1028984
mario didn't do anything wrong fuck you

No. 1029054

>>1029051
i hate his stupid accent so much like "mamma mia" shut the fuck up

No. 1029061

File: 1642288243291.jpg (38.55 KB, 574x708, EanCc6rXkAAJF1N.jpg)

>>1028984
bitch I'm trying to, calm down

No. 1029063

File: 1642288337680.gif (2.73 MB, 640x558, 3498275.gif)

me and my nonnies on our way to be retarded on the Absolutely retarded shitpost thread #14

No. 1029075

File: 1642289601353.jpeg (880.04 KB, 698x1265, A191E577-A038-4C44-B538-A4B199…)

Always
Unique
Totally
Intelligent
Sometimes
Mysterious

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File: 1642290484138.png (966.46 KB, 962x960, mrmn.png)


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>>1026299
lastone is based af arf arf

No. 1029081

>>1026681
Mother.

No. 1029084

File: 1642291278250.jpg (9.84 KB, 192x256, 493939.jpg)

>>1029045
Why i'm Openly Transphobic (controversial)
Trigger Warning
I mean really? Who even likes those things anyway. Trains are such unnecessary things in our modern society. They are dirty, ugly, and always have at least 1 drug dealer inside it. I fucking hate trains, cars and buses are 1000% times more superior. Fuck trains and their shitty railways clogging up the land.

No. 1029100

File: 1642293326267.gif (3.63 MB, 640x554, dr-strange-doctor-strange.gif)

Nobody suspects it, but I'm a total slut when it comes to Stephen Strange. He brings out the savage woman in me. I absolutely can't with those nonexistent lips and evil goatee of his. He's a powerful and - I can't stress this enough - fit sorcerer that exudes big dick energy. If only we could make out so passionately that it shattered the walls between his reality and mine. Only heavens know how many dick appointments I'd set with that damn Doctor. In sum, I just can't get over Doctor Strange, he cast a spell on this very hoe and do not want out of it.

No. 1029116

>>1029100
You should go to /g lol

No. 1029124

All men 40+ and older should just stop having sex. Their penises should be deactivated. It's enough. If they're still virgins by that age, it's okay and they shouldn't disrupt their life with sexual matters
Sex is for older women and all people in their 20s. If you disagree, no you don't. Peace
I feel like it should be 30, but I feel like when a woman is like 30, 40, etc, people in their 20s start to look like babies

No. 1029132

>>1029124
they do nonnie, ty for the edit

No. 1029561

Larm!

No. 1029567

File: 1642344345056.png (9.95 KB, 810x810, ElmC-kzU8AEw935.png)

what the world REALLY needs is a cup of tea with infinite hot tea for each of us.

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File: 1642344576878.jpg (165.48 KB, 736x1029, 95a243ea6ca6542f785eaa3606c261…)

cute

No. 1029593

File: 1642347083888.jpg (33.03 KB, 424x600, 1453.jpg)

>>1026710
troon idols will be burned down, inshallah.

No. 1029623

File: 1642349420283.png (73.09 KB, 225x442, Raiden_MGS2.png)

African American boys ♥

No. 1029632

>>1029567
oooooo pretty….

No. 1029639

File: 1642350255286.png (8.66 KB, 240x240, main (1).png)

Please vote for the Lolcow Awards 2021 Edition here
https://forms.gle/XLJ2Eff3Uu6STVFV9
Due: One week from now! Or so.

No. 1029640

>>1029639
Too few options

No. 1029643

>>1029639
>barely any options
>Venus (let it die please)

No. 1029649

>>1029640
I think it’s better to have “too few options” because the kiwifarms edition has too many.

No. 1029672

>>1029640
Clearly you haven't been there in the previous polls. We usually have 3-4 options to chose.

No. 1029720

>>1029639
kek was venus (let it die please) from my entry form I think it was

No. 1029732

>>1029639
If people have already voted in the thread why not just count those?

No. 1029738

>>1029732
It's how it always has worked if I remember correctly. Farmers suggested their nominations and then a poll was being made with the most popular choices. Then everyone voted on those (I assume including people too lazy to write their choices)

No. 1029754

>>1029639
This is shit. Very few options, at least put the ones most voted in the thread. bah

No. 1029766

File: 1642356354675.jpg (113.13 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault5.jpg)

But what have you done to support trans women of color today?

No. 1029777

>>1029766
GODDAMN IT. You made me drop my pineapple cup in laughter.

No. 1029786

>>1029766
i love the Yakuza games so much. Dont they constantly make fun of men in dresses?

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No. 1029810

>>1029738
Okay, cool, that makes sense to me. Voted!

No. 1029857

>>1029766
I WIPED BACK TO FRONT AND PUT PREP H ON MY TITTIES

No. 1029887

>>1029593
Basded pyro

No. 1029958

hmm………………………………………………………………………..yeah

No. 1029960

hey hey go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid yo yo yo ay go crazy go stupid go crazy go crazy stupid hey go crazy yo go crazy go stupid go crazy go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid and crazy go stupid and crazy yo go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid go nuts go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid go nuts and crazy and go crazy and stupid go crazy go stupid go nuts go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid go crazy

No. 1030320

File: 1642406952885.gif (257.79 KB, 120x90, 2DD6C88C-9D90-4C15-98E9-C2D93C…)

Mario if he angry

No. 1030321

Joe Mama

No. 1030328

is a llama

No. 1030330

i love women fuuuuck i love women

No. 1030341

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No. 1030342

>>1030341
shoot me a email

No. 1030344

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No. 1030345

File: 1642408864104.jpg (33.88 KB, 564x423, ee8fe23f1d8b574f1d1359741c624b…)

get on the trampoline, precious cows

No. 1030346

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No. 1030347

YEAH! PISS OUT YOUR ASS!

No. 1030355

File: 1642410773391.jpg (121.5 KB, 1080x824, 1642200799510.jpg)

Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me. krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, ford you and nee. Kyrixgs krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.krusyy mean pizza, is Tre pizza ,of ryou. And me .krusty krab pizza is a pizza for you and me!

No. 1030379

Quick Reply

No. 1030436

>>1030346
This is beaaAuuuttiffuuuulll

No. 1030458

>>1024861
Dates and figs stuffed with pine nuts and ground peppercorns dipped in honey.

No. 1030463

File: 1642424394558.png (104.62 KB, 320x231, stupid frog thing.png)

imma be straight up honest with you nonny
i'm horny as fuck

No. 1030465

Bork Bork Bork

No. 1030473

File: 1642425304504.png (994.58 KB, 1056x691, 0.PNG)

Order your buffet

No. 1030477

File: 1642425768857.jpeg (198.37 KB, 1650x1080, meahyuls.jpeg)

>>1030473
I'm kinda picky, trying new things is hard. If I don't finish my food pls someone eat it for me, I don't wanna pay ten dollary doos because I don't know my own stomach.

No. 1030480

My farts are extremely powerful today, they're very warm and loud and they really fucking stink. What the fuck did I eat? Is there something rotting in my gut? It smells so bad. I wish I could find a way to harness this energy for my own benefit, like powering a small appliance.

No. 1030482

>>1030463
i love this cursed site

No. 1030484

>>1030480
me last night

No. 1030489

File: 1642426915236.jpeg (189.87 KB, 1056x691, C6FF0D8B-FBAC-4608-AE95-6A09DF…)

>>1030473
Ideally this, realistically less.

No. 1030493

File: 1642427230032.jpeg (195.26 KB, 1056x691, 32729E94-674B-47A0-AD92-4FEA61…)


No. 1030494

File: 1642427594847.gif (8.87 KB, 100x100, 862407qepq9yiv4m.gif)


No. 1030499

>>1030473
I’d be too scared of getting charged $10 for wasting to order anything kek

No. 1030500

File: 1642427951859.jpg (191.1 KB, 1056x691, gongongong.jpg)

>>1030473
I don't know what any of this shit is

No. 1030510

>>1030500
Luncheon meat is spam

No. 1030517

File: 1642428848930.jpg (236.26 KB, 1080x1080, 269995081_341253524167199_3284…)

>>1030493
Good taste anon

No. 1030518

>>1030517
Ah, i see she ordered the . . . ?¿

No. 1030537

File: 1642431854403.jpg (43.21 KB, 735x464, ea72dce853386bf73a3fde893a0be6…)

I'm officially setting the world on fire, any nonny who wants to live please stand behind me. Moids repent for I am light and mine is the only way. xoxo

No. 1030540

>>1030537
Just a girlboss burning down the filth to set up the bases for her empire.

No. 1030574

>>1030537
Based, long live to the Goddess of Light

No. 1030577

>>1030510
That was the only one I did know

No. 1030586

>>1030537
Let's fucking go

No. 1030627

File: 1642437946292.jpg (19.35 KB, 275x234, 1578515537481.jpg)

>>1030574
Hail morningstar moriganna

No. 1030677

File: 1642440976965.jpeg (125.71 KB, 1099x820, 74F6971B-7312-4810-B79D-7D501B…)

>>1029623
i agree with this statement

No. 1030810

File: 1642446871880.jpg (76.27 KB, 495x393, christ almighty.jpg)

tfw prolifers want us to believe that the thing on the upper left of this pic is in any way human

No. 1030811

>>1030810
fucking kek

No. 1030825

File: 1642447952849.jpg (7.25 KB, 294x171, images.jpg)

>>1030810
theyre vibing

No. 1030829

File: 1642448035982.jpg (Spoiler Image, 122.29 KB, 1143x1280, F4.large.jpg)


No. 1030833

Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiieeeee I need a massage from a handsome man with big strong hands who is my age and we like each other, right noooooowwwwweeeee

No. 1030853


No. 1030856

>>1030458
sounds like masterchef tbh

No. 1030877

File: 1642450354108.gif (2.43 MB, 500x500, 309.gif)

its all for youuu
if you really want it
its all for youuu
if u say u need it
its all for youUuuUu

No. 1030982

File: 1642455587975.jpg (51.24 KB, 640x640, 1a07ca187fd4937a28b2151ddc03cf…)

hella gay in here

No. 1030983

>>1030829
Me on the bottom left

No. 1031003

>>1030856
Buttery biscuit base.

No. 1031087

File: 1642462621062.jpg (541.55 KB, 1052x744, 3648383938.jpg)

Get in losers we're going to fight the champion

No. 1031100

>>1031087
tag who you are, im the gecko

No. 1031105

File: 1642463817144.jpeg (86.41 KB, 568x561, 97005925-9B37-488B-8575-57538B…)

if only it were actually possible

No. 1031111

File: 1642464219062.jpg (124.42 KB, 1071x798, 111161111611.jpg)


No. 1031114

>>1030810
just bit myself so hard laughing at this shit fuck off i can taste blood

No. 1031119

File: 1642465263599.jpg (52.89 KB, 500x500, avatars-000311298650-gvyh4f-t5…)

>>1030825
looks like a retarded pepe

No. 1031188

File: 1642472306469.gif (7.63 MB, 480x320, xHXIH41.gif)


No. 1031192

File: 1642472585327.jpg (33.6 KB, 736x898, 9bbb4a9ac71ba5dd62b94292791857…)

>>1031188
I watched the whole thing

No. 1031204

>>1031188
Why is the file size so big for this version

No. 1031214

File: 1642474366205.png (370.36 KB, 382x480, 9EFB56C2-B5EC-40A9-9288-13954B…)


No. 1031235

File: 1642475807109.jpg (2.2 MB, 2987x3464, OrigalJokeAFunnyHaha.jpg)

Which one is the streamer, which one the dead troon

No. 1031244

File: 1642476443900.jpg (48.17 KB, 735x754, 35fd66607928b3cafd1dd15544fa09…)

You wake up groggy and confused from yet another erotic clown dream and suddenly see a cheeky monkey smugly drinking your last Capri Sun. Wat do

No. 1031248

File: 1642476848717.gif (599.13 KB, 220x220, download.gif)

>>1031244
i test my own strength and throw down on the monkey. he knew that my only reason to wake up in the morning was that capri sun and knowingly stole it from me, basically looking me in my eyes and saying "do it, coward. i know you won't". well normally, my friend, i wouldn't. but today is your lucky day. i hope we both die.

No. 1031249

>>1031244
Respectfully respect her choice in drinks

No. 1031256

File: 1642477605049.jpg (40.35 KB, 736x736, 543dff88b449b6bc0b6d573cb71bab…)


No. 1031259

File: 1642477807785.jpg (63.94 KB, 1300x995, 112562342-close-up-of-boiled-s…)


No. 1031672

File: 1642523747545.jpg (171.42 KB, 697x782, incinerate.jpg)

I'm throwing it inside

No. 1031679

>>1031672
SuKlet???

No. 1031969

File: 1642540775104.jpg (115.61 KB, 1080x810, Tumblr_l_661965580785603.jpg)

Are these bara

No. 1031983

>>1031969
that's some snk shit

No. 1031984

File: 1642541281274.png (182.97 KB, 500x244, ggg.png)

>>1031087
Yo they got the same car as us

No. 1031986

File: 1642541477129.jpg (65.38 KB, 640x800, Tumblr_l_661247481710044.jpg)

>blocks your path

No. 1031991

Just testing the right way to link cross board

>>>/meta/26555

No. 1031992

>>1031986
Holy shit sims 4 irl!!!!!

No. 1032015

File: 1642542891159.jpg (188.68 KB, 900x354, 435541.jpg)

>>1031986
Purple nurple

No. 1032119

>>1031986
Harry Style

No. 1032143

>>1031986
>>1032119
Henry Fashion

No. 1032358

File: 1642564274951.jpg (53.91 KB, 735x1103, 43e1022c60e6413650c50ef385e3c3…)

If you are stressed, save this image. Zoom in. Relax with monke. Breathe with monke. You are at ease.

No. 1032369

>>1032358
Imagine how clear this monkeys' sinuses are

No. 1032373


No. 1032393

>>1032358
>>1032373
Be at peace, monke.

No. 1032397

>>1032358
LMao i read "if you get arrested" wtf

No. 1032404

>>1032358
This monkey reminded me I needed to meditate and I just did. Thanks!

No. 1032416

File: 1642569523303.gif (2.34 MB, 498x457, 1642555924125.gif)

i saw this gif while smoking weed and i almost lose it

No. 1032460

Do you ever just

No. 1032492

>>1032460
I basically never stop

No. 1032606

File: 1642588540705.png (206.13 KB, 603x524, orc.png)

I need to shit so badly let me die god

No. 1032633

>>1032606
Just saw this while taking a huge poo on the toilet

No. 1032643

File: 1642592250250.jpg (106.93 KB, 720x711, IMG-20211008-WA0015.jpg)

Sounds like a deal to me

No. 1032653

>>1031969
toji fushiguro???? loves him

No. 1032674

File: 1642596260877.jpg (33.2 KB, 463x785, Death of the Reprobate.jpg)

>>1032606
UPDATE: I am okay, in bed, recovering.

No. 1032693

File: 1642597442554.jpeg (214.92 KB, 1152x2048, 8FC3309E-2759-44A5-8903-71EFC5…)

GIRLIE AM I NOT THE HOTTEST AND MOST SEXUAL OF ALL THE POSTERS???? NO??? WELL THAT'S TOO BAD HONEY CAUSE I'M COING OUT. I WANT THE WORLD 2 KNOW GO2LET IT SHOW I AM COMING OUT

No. 1032694

File: 1642597548888.jpg (55.94 KB, 625x431, what a fag.jpg)

>>1032693
I hate troons so much it's unreal. If I could press a button and every troon on the planet suddenly got a toothache, I would smash that like button and ring the bell.

No. 1032702

>>1032643
But that’s a PS1…

No. 1032755

File: 1642601958843.jpeg (852.06 KB, 828x1528, 218BCBA1-5A06-4E6F-B670-59EA00…)

>>1032693
You are so beautiful and brave, hon!! Love those ear phones, meaowwww!

No. 1032835

File: 1642608706212.png (290.34 KB, 680x490, 3D4DB2EF-8075-47A2-B079-A6D704…)

i want to smoke a blunt with doc oc

No. 1032995

File: 1642616765019.png (510.25 KB, 500x478, FITmFL_WUAAKVFs.png)


No. 1033166

>>1032995
I don't know how to explain but he looks like he listens to kmfdm

No. 1033320

File: 1642635562950.jpg (238.5 KB, 1080x1623, Screenshot_20220119-173704.jpg)

Learn more

No. 1033322

>>1033320
No I don't think I will

No. 1033329

>>1033166
is it the school shooter energy?

No. 1033334

>>1033329
Yeah, I think you're right, that's it

No. 1033352

File: 1642638685916.png (597.83 KB, 1152x654, 74116C4A-706E-4971-B8E9-3D72B3…)


No. 1033377

File: 1642640507333.gif (747.54 KB, 240x240, Tumblr_l_665540388591531.gif)

What muscles would this activate

No. 1033381

>>1033377
the brain, i don't know if it's a muscle tho

No. 1033383

>>1033352
Father Lenin looking sexy

No. 1033384

>>1033377
Hamstring, gluteus and genital.

No. 1033399

File: 1642642264791.jpg (13.42 KB, 300x243, Tumblr_l_45656201868050.jpg)

Do you like Lana Del Rey?

No. 1033405

>>1033399
Her early work was a little too sugar baby bullshit for my taste. But when Chemtrails came out in '21, I think she really came into her own, not commercially but artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. She's been compared to Lorde, but I think Lana has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

No. 1033434

File: 1642644718340.jpg (147.05 KB, 540x764, tumblr_075076b41f98397fbd945ef…)

All the microplastics from the ocean mixed with hormones in my brain over the years and that's why I'm so attracted to anime men

No. 1033438

>>1033434
ew whys he eating gloves

No. 1033441

>>1033438
Both his gloves AND panties are edible

No. 1033447

>>1033438
To ingest more microplastics so that he can like me back.

No. 1033456

>>1033447
just recycle him



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