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No. 1022095
Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void
previous retarded shit
>>>/ot/982601 No. 1022103
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Thread pic reminded me of some art I saw today I liked
No. 1022132
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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF RUFF GRRRR SNARL WOOF BOOF BARk BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF RUFF GRRRR SNARL WOOF BOOF BARk BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF RUFF GRRRR SNARL WOOF BOOF BARk BARK BARK BARK
No. 1022140
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>>1022137MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW PURRRRRRRR HISSSSSSSS MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW PURRRRRRRR HISSSSSSSS MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW PURRRRRRRR HISSSSSSSS MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
No. 1022154
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I know you want me baby
No. 1022156
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i'm literally a dog
No. 1022242
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>>1022095Last night I smoked weed and the voices told me Tim Heidecker browses lolcow. I love you very much Tim and I've had a crush on you since I was in high school. I'm sorry a /pol/tard stabbed you because you made fun of right wingers and I'm sorry your wife left you. You are 45 so quite old for me I would say but I cannot stop myself from loving you. You have a great sense of humor and you are creative and empathetic. I even find you physically attractive. I want to pinch your cheeks you are so cute. Let's get married, Tim. Mail me please
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me today
No. 1022254
>>1022249yes a /pol/tard stabbed him on the street because Tim has been open about being a leftist and has argued with right wingers, but Tim is older so he has another take over leftism but a lot of his fans were righties because
le funee edgy humor and he argued with them and even made a diss song against 4chan and they literally stabbed him on the street. Funny to think the same people that whine nonstop about
lee free speech want to kill someone that opposes their views. I love him.
No. 1022302
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RUN
No. 1022372
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finally, a dress that represents who I am
No. 1022382
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>>1022378NTA, I've seen it some time ago and it's clear that it's a kinderwhore dress. Pretty cool, I wish I could buy it. I think they had more inspired by Courtney/Kat's style.
A few months ago a lot of fast fashion shops had copies of picrel, but this is more inspired.
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No. 1022859
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Kek
No. 1022934
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nonnies do your thing
No. 1023044
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>>1023039It's same as the pronoun shit. They want to be the hall monitors of language.
No. 1023084
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>>1023072it's called retard girl dress, so I called it that it because it seems specifically inspired by that fashion/Courtney Love.
>>1023079I am aware (you mean there are people who aren't?) though thanks to you I found a new thing
>The name 'Kinderwhore' was coined by melody maker journalist Everett True in an interview with Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love (1993). The term was mostly used by the media and less by the musicians themselvesKinda makes sense, I also found the name questionable but it is what it is
>Kinderwhore was a clothing style used by a handful of mostly female grunge bands in the US during the early to mid-1990s. The kinderwhore look consisted of torn, ripped tight or low-cut babydoll and Peter-Pan-collared dresses, slips, knee-socks, heavy makeup with dark eyeliner,[1] barrettes, and leather boots or Mary Jane shoes.>Mish Way described it as "intentionally taking the most constraining parts of the feminine, good-girl aesthetic, inflating them to a cartoon level, and subverting them to kill any ingrained insecurities."[5] She further noted that although the look was very feminine, when its exponents performed onstage they "stood tall and confident, they threw their guitars around like weapons, and screamed out whip-smart feminist lyrics. These women were questioning the cultural importance of typical beauty through costume and the stage." No. 1023105
>>1023100There are a lot of things like that (names of things that borrow words from other languages) where people just think it's its own word and don't know the real meaning/origin.
Like we have a product called Bon Ami that my mom used, she didn't know it meant good friend in French.
No. 1023130
>>1023116Fuck me I would be obese if that shit was available in my country
Kinder chocolate is truly the yummiest but it's main saving grace is that it comes in small portions, if I had a spreadable jar there would be no stopping me
No. 1023141
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I feel left out I have no husbando. Suggest one for me Nonatellas?
No. 1023142
>>1023141well what kind of guys do you like??
if you mean literally an anime husbando you can probably just figure out what trope(s) you like and start from there
No. 1023154
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I hate this fag
No. 1023176
>>1023134Have you tried it? It's incredible imo. I think Americans are used to different kinds of chocolate and sweets, right? I remember some
nonnie complaining about it
No. 1023191
>>1023180I see your point, that was my problem with otome too. They are TOO idealized and stiff. I would recommend Red Embrace Hollywood, since the LIs seemed so much more like actual people to me (ironic, since it's a VN about vampires). It's an OEL novel that doesn't follow anime tropes at all.
Also you can have husbando from any media, doesn't have to be otome or even weeb!
No. 1023242
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Ummm sage your non milk
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No. 1023336
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Circle what would you take
No. 1023345
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>>1023336I want a thread of this now why was this so fun
No. 1023350
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>>1023336I can't wait to eat!!!!!!!
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>>1023336i love that you can choose noodle firmness. firm noodles are better
No. 1023558
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BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
No. 1023604
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I wish I could make this face
No. 1023754
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Whenever I take a huge dump and I mean like a huge dump with like multiple logs worth I feel like picrel. Spoilered for that one anon who hates poops
No. 1023763
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No. 1023765
>>1023763I would have loved to have taken my
dump here
No. 1023772
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god I love reading the community stories on episode interactive the chaos <3 mwah
No. 1023773
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I have to share this here, it's too funny, spoilered for obvious reasons.
No. 1023795
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NE1 else??? Winky face, winky face, smile face, 100 percent, kissy face
No. 1023823
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>>1023811She said "swans" and I was like, "yeah, of course swans" And boy, do I got swans. Did you know that swans do the swam? A lot of people think they know that already but if you aren't using the proper terminology, you're basically saying nothing. Swans was first formed in 1972 and they released many ubiquitous, ambitious and influential albums over the decades. The fan favorite being "toot toot". Now I don't think that is there best, I personally prefer "honk", but to each their own I guess. Some people just don't understand art the way that I do. So anyway, here are some swans. These aren't ordinary swans, ladies, these are premium swans. I've collected these swans, I've curated these swans, these swans before you were carefully selected for your viewing pleasure. I didn't haphazardly choose any swan, I thought about it first. I gave it serious thought. Because swans are serious. Most people don't get that. Most people don't get anything, let alone swans. Swans.
No. 1023824
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>>1023823Look at the swams on this swan
No. 1023827
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>>1023824It's night time where this swan is at, it's night time all the time. The swan prefers it this way. And
no it's not for nefarious reasons, the swan just enjoys twilight and the all encompassing darkness that consumes him in the following hours. Damn, like why are you persecuting the swans?
No. 1023828
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>>1023827Swans can have up to multiple babies a year.
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would you eat Half-Life 2 bubblegum
No. 1023918
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>>1022154oh fuck yeah oh god mmmhmm
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wwalks into thread
No. 1024000
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>>1023823Some might say
>swan-chan, where do you get all these great swan pics?I scoff and say
>you really expect me to tell you this? Give away my secrets? These swans are a part of me, a piece of my soul goes into every swan pic I post. I'm not about to hand over my entire identity to you because you want to "look at some swans". You don't just look at swans, there is more to it than that. But you can't understand that because your soul is swanless and dirty.Then they cry, rightfully, because they understand now, their place in the universe. And how there isn't a place for them, because that space is reserved for swans.
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>>1024000Swany Swanita Swanson
No. 1024015
>>1023951wELL hello there handsome
>>1024003>Swans of colorKEK
No. 1024060
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Im at the fujomart im at the yumemart im at the combination fujomart and yumemart
No. 1024071
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>>1024060We at the fujomart, the yumemart, we at the combination fujoyumemart
No. 1024226
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Me like da thread pic
No. 1024379
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>>1024226i felt it had the right energy for the thread
No. 1024715
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>>1024060I wish I could read this
No. 1024861
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Welcome to the lolcow potluck. Whatd'ya bring
No. 1024865
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>>1024861I brought some gosh darn cat cookies that I made my friggin self
No. 1024871
>>1024866No, goose. Dolphins smoke from the blow hole
>>1024865I love them forever
No. 1024875
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>>1024861I’ll provide the hors d'oeuvres
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>>1024861I followed this recipe exactly
No. 1024886
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>>1024880Maybe some pasta too?
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>>1024861what am i bringing? a healthy appetite
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>>1024898Sounds like we have some scienceing to do
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>>1024861Rightwinger meat
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>>1024861I brought cigaretti
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>>1024861salt for your bland food
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RUMBLING RUMBLING IT'S COMING RUMBLING RUMBLING
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>>1025591BEWAAAAAAARE COMING FOR YOUUUUU
No. 1025672
>>1025642when did
nonny become redtexted?
No. 1025718
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i was paying too much attention to the youtube video i was watching that I just ate an entire mango without noticing… like I started to feel Really full when I finished 70% the mango in a very messy stage that I couldn't just throw it back to the fridge. Ugh, the food coma is making me unmovable right now. Burp
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me when the the the when the it’s me when I am the when yes
yeah!!!
No. 1026344
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In my lane
No. 1026347
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Focused
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Flourishing
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Moistfurbized
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Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas… Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas…Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas…Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas…Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas…Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas…Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas…Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas…Hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss…hmm hmm tss… hmm hmm tas…hoo.
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Hero rats
No. 1026394
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BABY I JUST WANNA DAAAAANCEEE I DONT REALLY CAAAAAREEE I JUST WANNA DAAAAAAANCEEE I DONT REALLY CARE SHES BEEN A CRAZY DITA DISCO FEVER AND YOU WONDER WHOS THAT CHICK WHOS THAT CHICK TOO COLDFOR YOU TO KEEP HER TOO HOT FOR YOU TO LEAVE HER WHOS THAT CHICK WHOS THAT CHICKJF
No. 1026581
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LEMONS MAKE ME SHIT BUT I CANT STOPE EATING THEM
No. 1026611
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Song by Lingua Ignota
No. 1026710
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lain!!!!!!!!!
No. 1026923
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>>1026907not bad but this is my favorite reply against scrotes online
simple, true and effective
The best burns are the one's that use their own rhetoric against them
No. 1026934
>>1026926this is just re-inforcing genderroles (women can't build shit), don't see how this is a gold reply at all.
What's the context btw, what's the "male space" that was being reffered to?
No. 1026963
>>1026960exactly, you just gotta call it like you see it
inb4 schizoanon calls us samefag because two people can never share the same unpopular opinions on an anonymous imageboard
No. 1026971
>>1026965>their entire ideology of mind being in the wrong body wouldnt make any sort of sensethat's exactly the way it is lol. They believe that gender is social construct
and that gender identity is innate and immutable, at the same time. It has never made any sense. That's why the smarter ones like contrapoints flat out refuse to define "woman" because they know there is no logical definition that includes men and isn't extremely sexist
No. 1026997
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Thanks for these absolutely retarded shitposts, nonnies!!
No. 1027023
>>1026929>>1026928>>1026934obviously I 100% don't agree with this reply, its more about using Redpillers/conservative males own rhetoric against them
pointing out that actual traditional masculine males wouldn't be wasting time on social media or games is an effective reply against them
No. 1027069
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retarded shitpost thread is filled with retarded infighting. feels good man
No. 1027173
>>1027167Samefag, but I just can't let this go, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
>>1022154HOMEWRECKER
No. 1027362
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i love it when you call me nonnita
i wish i could pretend i didn't need ya
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No. 1027775
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>>1027794No idea about kf. I miss Lainey's content too. She was a very enjoyable cow in her own way, while he is more of a retarded horrorcow. Make Onion Gay Again!
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>>1027843Wow i guess she does
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brrr
BOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOING
No. 1028200
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WHY? why nonnies why? HELLO? HELLOO!!! why! hi hello hi what’s up lolcow dot farm hi !!! Zzzzz… zzzz zzzzz (sleepy)
No. 1028231
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>>1028210Screaming, pissing and crying at the same time
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That's how it is in this bitch of a squid game.
No. 1028605
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Sexy Asian male
No. 1028616
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SOULFUL FASHION
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i’m gonna go hang out at the ciber cafe, does anyone wanna come with?
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>>1028831Give me one of those ice creams that the owner makes, it’s 1 cent, so return the spare change to me.
No. 1028984
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pls don't ban for racebait but FUCK ITALIANS
No. 1029045
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I'M BASED AND BASEDPILLED I'M SO BASED AND COOL AND EPIC AND NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE MY MIND I'LL DIE ON THIS HILL LALALALALA LALALA LALA LALALA LA LALALALAL
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>>1028984bitch I'm trying to, calm down
No. 1029063
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me and my nonnies on our way to be retarded on the Absolutely retarded shitpost thread #14
No. 1029075
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Always
Unique
Totally
Intelligent
Sometimes
Mysterious
No. 1029084
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>>1029045Why i'm Openly Transphobic (controversial)
Trigger WarningI mean really? Who even likes those things anyway. Trains are such unnecessary things in our modern society. They are dirty, ugly, and always have at least 1 drug dealer inside it. I fucking hate trains, cars and buses are 1000% times more superior. Fuck trains and their shitty railways clogging up the land.
No. 1029100
File: 1642293326267.gif (3.63 MB, 640x554, dr-strange-doctor-strange.gif)
Nobody suspects it, but I'm a total slut when it comes to Stephen Strange. He brings out the savage woman in me. I absolutely can't with those nonexistent lips and evil goatee of his. He's a powerful and - I can't stress this enough - fit sorcerer that exudes big dick energy. If only we could make out so passionately that it shattered the walls between his reality and mine. Only heavens know how many dick appointments I'd set with that damn Doctor. In sum, I just can't get over Doctor Strange, he cast a spell on this very hoe and do not want out of it.
No. 1029132
>>1029124they do
nonnie, ty for the edit
No. 1029567
File: 1642344345056.png (9.95 KB, 810x810, ElmC-kzU8AEw935.png)
what the world REALLY needs is a cup of tea with infinite hot tea for each of us.
No. 1029570
File: 1642344576878.jpg (165.48 KB, 736x1029, 95a243ea6ca6542f785eaa3606c261…)
cute
No. 1029593
File: 1642347083888.jpg (33.03 KB, 424x600, 1453.jpg)
>>1026710troon idols will be burned down, inshallah.
No. 1029623
File: 1642349420283.png (73.09 KB, 225x442, Raiden_MGS2.png)
African American boys ♥
No. 1029639
File: 1642350255286.png (8.66 KB, 240x240, main (1).png)
Please vote for the Lolcow Awards 2021 Edition here
https://forms.gle/XLJ2Eff3Uu6STVFV9Due: One week from now! Or so.
No. 1029766
File: 1642356354675.jpg (113.13 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault5.jpg)
But what have you done to support trans women of color today?
No. 1030320
File: 1642406952885.gif (257.79 KB, 120x90, 2DD6C88C-9D90-4C15-98E9-C2D93C…)
Mario if he angry
No. 1030345
File: 1642408864104.jpg (33.88 KB, 564x423, ee8fe23f1d8b574f1d1359741c624b…)
get on the trampoline, precious cows
No. 1030355
File: 1642410773391.jpg (121.5 KB, 1080x824, 1642200799510.jpg)
Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me. krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, ford you and nee. Kyrixgs krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.krusyy mean pizza, is Tre pizza ,of ryou. And me .krusty krab pizza is a pizza for you and me!
No. 1030463
File: 1642424394558.png (104.62 KB, 320x231, stupid frog thing.png)
imma be straight up honest with you nonny
i'm horny as fuck
No. 1030473
File: 1642425304504.png (994.58 KB, 1056x691, 0.PNG)
Order your buffet
No. 1030477
File: 1642425768857.jpeg (198.37 KB, 1650x1080, meahyuls.jpeg)
>>1030473I'm kinda picky, trying new things is hard. If I don't finish my food pls someone eat it for me, I don't wanna pay ten dollary doos because I don't know my own stomach.
No. 1030489
File: 1642426915236.jpeg (189.87 KB, 1056x691, C6FF0D8B-FBAC-4608-AE95-6A09DF…)
>>1030473Ideally this, realistically less.
No. 1030500
File: 1642427951859.jpg (191.1 KB, 1056x691, gongongong.jpg)
>>1030473I don't know what any of this shit is
No. 1030537
File: 1642431854403.jpg (43.21 KB, 735x464, ea72dce853386bf73a3fde893a0be6…)
I'm officially setting the world on fire, any nonny who wants to live please stand behind me. Moids repent for I am light and mine is the only way. xoxo
No. 1030627
File: 1642437946292.jpg (19.35 KB, 275x234, 1578515537481.jpg)
>>1030574Hail morningstar moriganna
No. 1030677
File: 1642440976965.jpeg (125.71 KB, 1099x820, 74F6971B-7312-4810-B79D-7D501B…)
>>1029623i agree with this statement
No. 1030810
File: 1642446871880.jpg (76.27 KB, 495x393, christ almighty.jpg)
tfw prolifers want us to believe that the thing on the upper left of this pic is in any way human
No. 1030877
File: 1642450354108.gif (2.43 MB, 500x500, 309.gif)
its all for youuu
if you really want it
its all for youuu
if u say u need it
its all for youUuuUu
No. 1030982
File: 1642455587975.jpg (51.24 KB, 640x640, 1a07ca187fd4937a28b2151ddc03cf…)
hella gay in here
No. 1031087
File: 1642462621062.jpg (541.55 KB, 1052x744, 3648383938.jpg)
Get in losers we're going to fight the champion
No. 1031105
File: 1642463817144.jpeg (86.41 KB, 568x561, 97005925-9B37-488B-8575-57538B…)
if only it were actually possible
No. 1031119
File: 1642465263599.jpg (52.89 KB, 500x500, avatars-000311298650-gvyh4f-t5…)
>>1030825looks like a retarded pepe
No. 1031192
File: 1642472585327.jpg (33.6 KB, 736x898, 9bbb4a9ac71ba5dd62b94292791857…)
>>1031188I watched the whole thing
No. 1031214
File: 1642474366205.png (370.36 KB, 382x480, 9EFB56C2-B5EC-40A9-9288-13954B…)
No. 1031235
File: 1642475807109.jpg (2.2 MB, 2987x3464, OrigalJokeAFunnyHaha.jpg)
Which one is the streamer, which one the dead troon
No. 1031244
File: 1642476443900.jpg (48.17 KB, 735x754, 35fd66607928b3cafd1dd15544fa09…)
You wake up groggy and confused from yet another erotic clown dream and suddenly see a cheeky monkey smugly drinking your last Capri Sun. Wat do
No. 1031248
File: 1642476848717.gif (599.13 KB, 220x220, download.gif)
>>1031244i test my own strength and throw down on the monkey. he knew that my only reason to wake up in the morning was that capri sun and knowingly stole it from me, basically looking me in my eyes and saying "do it, coward. i know you won't". well normally, my friend, i wouldn't. but today is your lucky day. i hope we both die.
No. 1031672
File: 1642523747545.jpg (171.42 KB, 697x782, incinerate.jpg)
I'm throwing it inside
No. 1031969
File: 1642540775104.jpg (115.61 KB, 1080x810, Tumblr_l_661965580785603.jpg)
Are these bara
No. 1031984
File: 1642541281274.png (182.97 KB, 500x244, ggg.png)
>>1031087Yo they got the same car as us
No. 1031986
File: 1642541477129.jpg (65.38 KB, 640x800, Tumblr_l_661247481710044.jpg)
>blocks your path
No. 1032358
File: 1642564274951.jpg (53.91 KB, 735x1103, 43e1022c60e6413650c50ef385e3c3…)
If you are stressed, save this image. Zoom in. Relax with monke. Breathe with monke. You are at ease.
No. 1032397
>>1032358LMao i read "if you get
arrested" wtf
No. 1032416
File: 1642569523303.gif (2.34 MB, 498x457, 1642555924125.gif)
i saw this gif while smoking weed and i almost lose it
No. 1032606
File: 1642588540705.png (206.13 KB, 603x524, orc.png)
I need to shit so badly let me die god
No. 1032643
File: 1642592250250.jpg (106.93 KB, 720x711, IMG-20211008-WA0015.jpg)
Sounds like a deal to me
No. 1032674
File: 1642596260877.jpg (33.2 KB, 463x785, Death of the Reprobate.jpg)
>>1032606UPDATE: I am okay, in bed, recovering.
No. 1032693
File: 1642597442554.jpeg (214.92 KB, 1152x2048, 8FC3309E-2759-44A5-8903-71EFC5…)
GIRLIE AM I NOT THE HOTTEST AND MOST SEXUAL OF ALL THE POSTERS???? NO??? WELL THAT'S TOO BAD HONEY CAUSE I'M COING OUT. I WANT THE WORLD 2 KNOW GO2LET IT SHOW I AM COMING OUT
No. 1032694
File: 1642597548888.jpg (55.94 KB, 625x431, what a fag.jpg)
>>1032693I hate troons so much it's unreal. If I could press a button and every troon on the planet suddenly got a toothache, I would smash that like button and ring the bell.
No. 1032755
File: 1642601958843.jpeg (852.06 KB, 828x1528, 218BCBA1-5A06-4E6F-B670-59EA00…)
>>1032693You are
so beautiful and brave, hon!! Love those ear phones, meaowwww!
No. 1032835
File: 1642608706212.png (290.34 KB, 680x490, 3D4DB2EF-8075-47A2-B079-A6D704…)
i want to smoke a blunt with doc oc
No. 1033320
File: 1642635562950.jpg (238.5 KB, 1080x1623, Screenshot_20220119-173704.jpg)
Learn more
No. 1033352
File: 1642638685916.png (597.83 KB, 1152x654, 74116C4A-706E-4971-B8E9-3D72B3…)
No. 1033377
File: 1642640507333.gif (747.54 KB, 240x240, Tumblr_l_665540388591531.gif)
What muscles would this activate
No. 1033399
File: 1642642264791.jpg (13.42 KB, 300x243, Tumblr_l_45656201868050.jpg)
Do you like Lana Del Rey?
No. 1033434
File: 1642644718340.jpg (147.05 KB, 540x764, tumblr_075076b41f98397fbd945ef…)
All the microplastics from the ocean mixed with hormones in my brain over the years and that's why I'm so attracted to anime men
No. 1033484
>>1033476Don't forget ninny,
nonny/ˈninē/
noun
a foolish person.
No. 1033540
>>1033476nona
nonners
nonatella
nonnerino
No. 1033579
>>1033476Everyone forgot about
Nonita
light of my life, fire of my loins.
My sin, my soul.
No-nee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. No. Nee. Ta
No. 1033635
File: 1642661064484.jpg (38.96 KB, 523x420, dunno.jpg)
>>1033628no actually you're wrong
No. 1033657
File: 1642662793731.jpg (41.7 KB, 600x935, Tumblr_l_661933002440511.jpg)
>>1033635bird berd burd boid
No. 1033857
Posts ITT often remind me of this passage from Huxley's Point Counter Point:
>Polly Logan sat in front of the looking-glass. As she drew the comb through her hair there was a fine small crackling of electric sparks. 'Little sparks, like a tiny battle, tiny, tiny ghosts shooting. Tiny battle, tiny ghost of a battle-rattle.' Polly pronounced the words in a sonorous monotone, as though she were reciting to an audience. She lingered lovingly over them, rolling the r's, hissing on the s's, humming like a bee on the m's, drawing out the long vowels and making them round and pure. 'Ghost rattle of ghost rifles, in-fin-ites-imal ghost cannonade.' Lovely words! It gave her a peculiar satisfaction to be able to roll them out, to listen with an appreciative, a positively gluttonous ear, to the rumble of the syllables as they were absorbed into the silence. Polly had always liked talking to herself. It was a childish habit which she would not give up. 'But if it amuses me,' she protested, when people laughed at her for it, 'why shouldn't I? It does nobody any harm.' She refused to let herself be laughed out of the habit. 'Electric, electric,' she went on, dropping her voice, and speaking in a dramatic whisper. 'Electrical musketry, metrical biscuitry. Ow! ' The comb had caught in a tangle.
No. 1033860
>>1033857>Electrical musketrySick band name
>Metrical biscuitrySick first album
No. 1033866
File: 1642678599103.jpg (114.63 KB, 768x1000, napoyaoi.jpg)
yaoi
No. 1033889
File: 1642681461605.jpg (235.35 KB, 900x900, 5bd8609085600a2035612810.jpg)
>>1033881I retract my previous statement. Too fat. And what kinda hair style is this?
No. 1033956
File: 1642685414117.jpeg (52.65 KB, 614x233, EC6EC9E8-FB03-4336-BD49-AFCF49…)
Your average day on /g/
No. 1034130
File: 1642694742891.jpg (367.71 KB, 1440x1440, 1620498944159.jpg)
I saved this pic because she looks like she's scratching her crotch
No. 1034142
>>1034132Agreed and somewhat related but a few threads ago (forgot which one) I saw some post that basically said
>geez my package's all messed up and wrong! I bet TERF hands packed this!and everyone just let it slide. Is it just not taking bait? What if by not taking subtle baits and gatekeeping we are actually unknowingly encouraging twittertards to migrate here to air their slightly
problematic takes while shitting up threads with their retardation? I do not know. The site culture is shifting, the lolcow I once knew is changing, but I am as autistic as ever. Where will I go now…?
No. 1034162
File: 1642695721918.jpg (126.59 KB, 896x1014, 1640611466513.jpg)
bump DO NOT SCROLL there's a pic of what looks like a dead woman stay safe anons
No. 1034185
File: 1642696137072.jpeg (253.71 KB, 828x625, E21CF991-CA0A-457B-ADB6-5E1A29…)
>>1034162aaaah, I was about to comment about how LC has been peaceful lately and not having raids. I just happened to glance the thread pic and it's making my stomach turns
No. 1034186
>>1034162i hate how we have to fear seeing shit like this in our communities.
I only see women-only spaces being raided like this……kind of depressing
No. 1034357
File: 1642703893554.jpg (125.26 KB, 1199x690, 2jkfl6sfrs801.jpg)
>>1034306when I hear about natural selection, all I think about is the alpha male in picrel who has 'naturally selected' himself to rot in the ground. Based if he skipped the massacre and jumped right into the suicide
No. 1034381
>>1034316>A student once asked anthropologist Margaret Mead, “What is the earliest sign of civilization?” The student expected her to say a clay pot, a grinding stone, or maybe a weapon.>Margaret Mead thought for a moment, then she said, “A healed femur.”>A femur is the longest bone in the body, linking hip to knee. In societies without the benefits of modern medicine, it takes about six weeks of rest for a fractured femur to heal. A healed femur shows that someone cared for the injured person, did their hunting and gathering, stayed with them, and offered physical protection and human companionship until the injury could mend.>Mead explained that where the law of the jungle—the survival of the fittest—rules, no healed femurs are found. The first sign of civilization is compassion, seen in a healed femur. No. 1034394
File: 1642705409496.jpg (68.59 KB, 1200x747, DfCdDUGU8AEZK8o[1].jpg)
>>1034390we are
taking
sugar
water
shower
No. 1034450
>>1034394when a bwack cat
crosses my paaat
No. 1034494
>>1034450>>1034450a woman in da mooooon
is singing to the airth
a woman in da moooon
is singing to the airth
na na na na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaa
na na na na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaa
No. 1034765
File: 1642720618624.png (236.77 KB, 487x750, 3ADCDDF6-2E05-4027-B313-B3EB28…)
I can’t stop thinking about this.
No. 1034781
File: 1642721000585.jpg (36.67 KB, 700x700, 5e6782b89ee19_1nyn34drl0l31__7…)
i need black cate
No. 1034792
File: 1642721541743.jpg (40.58 KB, 540x513, FAxvHpCXoAMcSGd.jpg)
>>1034765As God intended, anon
No. 1034798
File: 1642722060088.png (53.7 KB, 178x616, 7mqlbnf6q2g31.png)
I have a skeepaloopa-shoopadoopa bopbopwop na boop di dooks, strinky winky zawazinky stop de bopdem loopy wooms. Loomparumpa whifflysnakes, boopdrawoogra wheedry lakes, zoo da woopra skeedashoopra hokem pokem zubridups.
No. 1034800
>>1034781I would really like a small white cat
There is one i see in the parking lot
I wish she could come live with me
No. 1034817
File: 1642723059856.png (415.71 KB, 680x415, 155.png)
LIke share and subscribe and sage if u get it
No. 1034858
File: 1642725646450.jpeg (128.73 KB, 960x1280, 33109F3E-60C8-4164-BD51-CBC36C…)
Gore smh
No. 1034861
File: 1642725723917.jpg (138.63 KB, 1280x854, 4ec87d33dc380df5e89c85de309e6e…)
Gore spam.
No. 1034869
File: 1642725846315.jpeg (214.32 KB, 828x1351, 05395ACF-8B70-4CC0-899C-1975ED…)
No. 1034875
File: 1642726073340.jpg (48.66 KB, 731x1188, 73823244cbf3fc78ba98ccc5b92133…)
No. 1034876
File: 1642726094073.gif (8.95 KB, 200x260, 1642644509882.gif)
No. 1034881
File: 1642726188859.jpg (7.48 KB, 236x198, pasted image 0.jpg)
No. 1034884
File: 1642726228518.jpeg (255.54 KB, 1152x2048, DADF486B-CEC6-4933-9122-F26CE5…)
>>1034861it has been six hours since and the gore raid is still on going? ahh I just wanna blogpost
No. 1034885
File: 1642726259318.gif (1.7 MB, 275x190, 081FF977-050F-4688-A9AD-8FCF80…)
No. 1034894
File: 1642726507946.jpg (140.81 KB, 736x981, 283e1c2380000a7d002f4b1a42e054…)
No. 1034901
File: 1642726648182.jpg (73.94 KB, 736x736, 7078b2770ece01f134a9f07d673aca…)
No. 1034911
File: 1642726917358.png (399.48 KB, 600x408, a0c.png)
No. 1034915
File: 1642727002606.gif (1.22 MB, 478x345, 1324501148002.gif)
>>1034886Yes but it's so short. I couldn't find anything better.
No. 1034920
File: 1642727509922.jpg (51.31 KB, 640x413, s-l640.jpg)
Mommy is definitely a demon
No. 1034926
File: 1642727799108.gif (1.74 MB, 480x294, db75c4031f609e2e4117d3b2b1325b…)
NYAAAAAAAAA
No. 1034938
File: 1642728690593.gif (2.46 MB, 498x498, samcord.gif)
who even are these people
No. 1035042
File: 1642735936484.jpg (18.98 KB, 450x281, Tumblr_l_664948002180768.jpg)
What would go with these shoes
No. 1035048
File: 1642736111761.jpeg (241.68 KB, 566x635, smiley-face-thumbs-up-thank-yo…)
>>1035042A gun to the head
No. 1035104
File: 1642739345548.jpg (84.34 KB, 957x1300, male-vet-portrait-10942810.jpg)
>>1035097sorry… but it turns out he is severely ill and were going to have to put him down
No. 1035205
File: 1642746842901.jpeg (111 KB, 750x740, 5CB38D6C-ECF3-4C10-B57B-D35239…)
Is she wrong
Gore posting again
No. 1035208
File: 1642746882647.jpg (98.65 KB, 736x981, a2d6dbb60f7aeee0c0414f1206b08a…)
No. 1035209
File: 1642746942508.gif (351.17 KB, 176x144, 7FB84259-E197-4AF8-A67D-B69D3C…)
What Typical farmer infighting looks like
No. 1035210
File: 1642746942691.jpg (27.35 KB, 455x673, his demise.jpg)
Males are so retarded
No. 1035212
File: 1642747040122.jpeg (102.18 KB, 1080x1075, 88EA8C4B-8D4F-401C-9E6D-44134C…)
>>1035210The fucking toast HOLDER
No. 1035375
File: 1642765423291.jpg (286.94 KB, 720x775, IMG_20220121_182356.jpg)
ooh
No. 1035385
File: 1642766237305.jpeg (325.76 KB, 1494x690, B9FF9505-F882-4BE9-A2B8-4F87E8…)
Take care of yourselves my precious cows
That’s all from me
No. 1035593
File: 1642781750581.gif (1.25 MB, 300x225, 31a38a8668184e112ae9ddff21ddf7…)
AAAAARGHHHHHHHHH
No. 1035595
File: 1642781780150.gif (1.76 MB, 346x303, 34b50711b8ca7a770f1f4fbe350e7c…)
meowwww
No. 1035604
File: 1642782321986.gif (47 KB, 217x217, de241bf1afd9d6fcddb3c503e78ea5…)
No. 1035718
File: 1642788385240.jpg (279.35 KB, 828x826, Tumblr_l_46515841128712.jpg)
No. 1035986
>>1035982Oi bruv what you sayin yeah
You wanna say that to my fockin face?
No. 1036019
File: 1642797413007.jpg (57 KB, 576x600, r411349_1944294.jpg)
>>1035986Yeah
SQWEEK SQUEEK SKVIIEK SQIEAK
No. 1036086
File: 1642800016696.jpg (417.75 KB, 1920x1345, gaytoothbrush.jpg)
>>1036019wash your teeth lil rat
No. 1036171
File: 1642804409366.gif (336.96 KB, 220x213, 9F8F8E5A-1634-4132-9E90-97CF5C…)
garfefe
No. 1036238
File: 1642809306276.png (1.33 MB, 1600x900, n83sedjvisa51.png)
>>1036233>THERE IS AN INCIDENTeeeehhh later
No. 1036244
>>1033857FINALLY ANOTHER POINT COUNTER POINT APPRECIATER
ily and i love that book
No. 1036314
>>1035004>Don't desensitize yourself to pictures of murdered womenI'm sorry if this sounds "unsympathetic", but you want me to feel bad every time those pictures are posted when that's
exactly what those troons/moids want me to do: to feel threatened and scared, and i can't let them do that. I wouldn't visit this site if i didn't know how to react every time a moid gets "pissy" at us
No. 1036342
File: 1642818301617.gif (13.84 KB, 250x200, 5d4bf4f7607b426fb53df288fc8cc2…)
yotsuba has apprehended Pepe the Frog and plans to torture and execute him for crimes against humanity
No. 1036344
File: 1642818471406.png (18.17 KB, 322x190, 6EE0E693-08D5-4F85-9B38-8E53CD…)
OOHIOOBABADAY UNGSSHHHSN
OOMDAYKIKIPALAY
No. 1036371
File: 1642820584766.jpg (130.82 KB, 680x559, Dw9NhxrVsAERBJU__01__01.jpg)
No. 1036492
File: 1642831035983.jpg (72.53 KB, 720x960, e36a19cce39b49c15dd2362bef391a…)
Chickens?
No. 1036496
File: 1642831496195.jpg (85.79 KB, 458x831, c802890dd8ab903e6615e9d4121845…)
Alexa play "glamorous" by fergie
No. 1036503
File: 1642831858659.jpeg (185.61 KB, 1080x1010, qK0kXVjvNpyQ.jpeg)
No. 1036628
File: 1642849017043.jpg (98.28 KB, 1080x1250, 1621107154194.jpg)
Today I found out it is "mailto:" not "malito". Yes, I did always read it as "Malito".
malito:sage
malito:wtfamsoretarded@gggmail.arf
MALITO>MAILTO
No. 1036708
File: 1642860029299.png (Spoiler Image,147.63 KB, 266x504, honestqueen.png)
SHITPOSTINGQUEEN
No. 1036717
>>1035412we all are our own set of selfcare humans and our own cows
nonnie catch up
No. 1036921
File: 1642871178197.png (6.91 KB, 301x159, tumblr_a3df650031af9096d780096…)
Me when I have a box
No. 1036958
File: 1642872736033.jpeg (662.64 KB, 1125x1455, FC04E0A5-B3F5-4435-BEF1-AE2D40…)
I found this from wikihow to keep jehova's witness from bothering me
No. 1036994
>>1036986mhmhmgm sausages yummmmmmm
>>1036972I'm one of those shitposting anons, it's fun to fuck with people on anon or not. I'd spare the nonnitas that came to vent with their problems though.
No. 1037117
File: 1642878069029.jpg (26.59 KB, 634x418, 53213715-10427547-image-a-7_16…)
BREAKING NEWS: Japan's Monkey Queen Yakei violently overthrew the alpha male of her troop to become first female leader in 70 years
No. 1037138
File: 1642878864259.png (47.99 KB, 666x402, Capture1.PNG)
>>1037117BREAKING NEWS that happened last year. Psh.
No. 1037144
File: 1642879241024.jpeg (146 KB, 480x640, F6DD3C70-C431-4976-8623-70FC79…)
>>1037138this is the plot to a delinquent girlboss shoujo manga I'd love to read
No. 1037618
File: 1642906071368.jpg (86.74 KB, 658x349, d4dd13e3be096fbb367e11a79b528d…)
Yumejo and fujo standing together, staring down a tranny janny
No. 1037647
File: 1642907639664.jpeg (11.78 KB, 275x274, 1639118933381.jpeg)
I wanna kill myselfie
im not joking
My job is making me suicidal
No. 1037654
File: 1642908030261.gif (553.99 KB, 200x164, 1280095ghlf5b0a71.gif)
I have the savannah in my soul, I can feel it. I am speed.
No. 1037657
File: 1642908128935.gif (5.15 KB, 140x60, 80805a5bz6ncoah.gif)
>>1037647Come to savannah with me,
nonnie, run away from your problems
No. 1037745
File: 1642914578336.jpeg (211.31 KB, 828x448, F981B618-AB07-4C50-8849-7C5B6F…)
IYKYK
No. 1037746
File: 1642914977723.jpeg (157.6 KB, 1029x1125, 0863EC6E-BE1E-418E-BE69-89DDAB…)
Greetings
No. 1037791
File: 1642920034040.png (39.44 KB, 500x259, imagen_2022-01-23_004032.png)
No. 1037966
File: 1642937039336.png (997.27 KB, 720x869, NO CAP.png)
EAT YOUR FUCKING VEGGIES!!!
No. 1038162
File: 1642950525110.jpg (78.11 KB, 736x736, 64a8f2578c54d306fe9f2ffbaeb3f6…)
>>1037791Who are we killin
No. 1038626
File: 1642971382399.jpeg (10.08 KB, 300x126, 4E8BD904-AE43-40A8-8294-5A9344…)
foot
No. 1038656
File: 1642972640852.png (114.36 KB, 221x225, 99402d17695310c349858f7f313f4f…)
poop
No. 1038956
File: 1642989551707.jpeg (226.25 KB, 828x800, 867311C7-5AC6-4738-BAED-80F4F7…)
No. 1039037
File: 1642995402203.png (567.93 KB, 776x712, 271287469_792733261665762_2745…)
No. 1039044
File: 1642995823770.jpeg (30.84 KB, 300x429, download (2).jpeg)
i tarded
No. 1039056
File: 1642997418366.jpg (22.05 KB, 476x644, cyberwoman.jpg)
>>1039044Hot bot. I wanna
No. 1039196
File: 1643012874633.png (247.1 KB, 500x500, 4ffa117ef16f4480aef9e715c56fe4…)
I really want this Sonny bust but I guess it falls under the category of soyboy movie merch so I won't.
No. 1039312
File: 1643023441648.jpg (192.8 KB, 900x594, 1-baby-raccoons-playing-er-deg…)
I wanna fuckin PLAY I wanna chase each other and WRASSLE!!! just roll around on the ground and screech with a lil BUDDY like a couple a feral raccoons AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
No. 1039322
File: 1643024198717.jpeg (95.83 KB, 945x938, thoughtsnfeels.jpeg)
>>1039312Pease come find me
No. 1039354
File: 1643026884591.gif (14.6 KB, 108x131, 1513727rxn3yeuedv.gif)
Love you nonnies, see you in a few days! Try to not have too much fun while I'm away!
No. 1039394
File: 1643030115635.jpg (123.41 KB, 719x724, sleep tight porker.jpg)
>>1039354Can I stay in nonna's room since she's gone?
No. 1039474
File: 1643038784151.jpeg (122.81 KB, 896x1054, C7A9100D-6A23-4D5E-B6C9-08A799…)
I also supports men’s right to shut the fuck up and die
No. 1039487
File: 1643039900333.png (93.85 KB, 197x223, pony.png)
Ok I found the right thread
Alien pony rasta Pokemon
No. 1039533
>>1039068You shouldn't talk or even
think about
him, nonna
No. 1039581
File: 1643044772636.jpg (112.45 KB, 306x497, s0_codeb37723ff-cc1c-4581-a9bd…)
Would she be a farmer?
No. 1039907
File: 1643056582993.png (135.16 KB, 1089x221, what the fuck.PNG)
Scrotes really do be acting like this in real life though
No. 1040260
File: 1643080286908.gif (1.21 MB, 550x550, Tumblr_l_151688523852447.gif)
Stupid boy
Stupid boy
Let's get some shoes
Let's… Party
No. 1040286
File: 1643081822344.jpeg (235.34 KB, 1017x1250, 6E4CC9E7-DA28-4869-8920-CD287E…)
>>1040260I’ve already been to heaven
I’ve already been to heaven
I’ve already been to heaven
After five minutes I was like…let’s go
No. 1040300
File: 1643082566590.jpeg (164.97 KB, 1280x720, download ().jpeg)
in the future we will have a day where everyone has to throw their computers away into the trash. you will have 3 days to go on websites and do as you please. if you dont throw your computer away after the deadline you will be forcibly converted to islam, and 7 days later you will have something gay happen to you. this will cause god to have to kill you. after the impurities are cleansed we will no longer have war or problems. i'm running for president in 2024 and if you dont vote for me i'll die and it will be solely your fault.
No. 1040331
File: 1643083876494.jpg (83.49 KB, 1080x781, Screenshot_20220124-173336.jpg)
>>1040300>you will be forcibly converted to islam, and 7 days later you will have something gay happen to youHow redundant
No. 1040333
File: 1643084129200.jpg (21.95 KB, 480x270, 130819134335-tlc-wesley-warren…)
>>1040331Put me in the screenshot
No. 1040342
File: 1643084780539.jpeg (201.66 KB, 818x987, AE9BF598-8ED6-4B48-8E40-B5229B…)
>>1040331I love this pic thank u for sharing
No. 1043120
File: 1643253988862.gif (1 MB, 768x768, ACA4CBA5-9B12-4117-AA44-473002…)
*I'm a nonna in a fuckin' coupe, finna pull up to the zoo, nonny
Told you, nonna, who the fuck is you? I don't know, nonna
No, nonna, pull up on your blocks, we gon' blow, nonna
Go, nonna, run, nonna, run from the po', nonna (police nonna)
Gas what I smoke nonna
Feds at my door, jump out the window, nonna
Know you can't get no money silly ho
I just hit a stain, faneto*
No. 1043147
File: 1643256573952.jpg (213.65 KB, 1010x1024, Tumblr_l_172671567600223.jpg)
No. 1043166
File: 1643258066520.jpeg (11.71 KB, 247x274, E63E458D-E24F-4616-98EF-2E54F5…)
MODS ASLEEP POST A N G R Y P I Y O
No. 1043406
File: 1643281619455.jpg (1.48 MB, 4288x2848, garlic-chicken-and-shrimp-3052…)
YOU'RE SHRIMPLY THE BREAST
No. 1043407
File: 1643281684092.jpg (501.5 KB, 1200x1200, Lime-Zest.jpg)
>>1043406BETTER THAN ALL THE ZEST
No. 1043440
File: 1643284970642.jpg (415.76 KB, 1857x1238, Pullman-Loaf-Lede-new.jpg)
>>1043407I should have said "breader" than all the zest. God. I do this for myself and I still fail. Is there anyone you won't disappoint, anon??
No. 1043543
File: 1643299413502.jpeg (27.02 KB, 274x230, ACC2CF84-139E-428C-8099-EEFCE5…)
>>1043538what would you do to this loaf,
nonnie??
No. 1043552
File: 1643300291223.jpg (120.4 KB, 800x540, 1605540996078.jpg)
>>1043543You know what fuck a loaf, I must shove a cute boys face into a cake. Will you join in?
No. 1043786
>>1043552I never got this, he just looks mildly annoyed
not humiliated or ashamed, just slightly irritated
No. 1044084
File: 1643320509985.jpg (137.73 KB, 845x1390, new-york-premiere-of-notes-on-…)
mess? yer well fet
No. 1044320
File: 1643335176181.gif (264.01 KB, 331x498, headbanging.gif)
JAJA DING DONG
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS GROWING WIDE AND LONG
AAAAAAA
No. 1044375
File: 1643338298073.jpg (81.03 KB, 746x676, Tumblr_l_172730905664784.jpg)
I want to be mean to someone and not feel guilty about it
No. 1044627
File: 1643363578481.jpg (250.47 KB, 848x1560, inggg.jpg)
Nyee what's up doc
No. 1044723
File: 1643372740079.jpg (93.1 KB, 800x580, pomegranate ripening.JPG)
oi fucker!!!
No. 1044913
File: 1643389240260.jpeg (198.02 KB, 766x1024, F85E0EEF-5664-4A7C-8124-B3FB69…)
>fp fffffp fp fffffp
>fffffffp ppppff pf
>fffp ffp ffp fp
No. 1045042
File: 1643396240926.png (74.82 KB, 188x219, Rudy.png)
Anon…. Rudy's hats and boots are glued on. When I first learned this 20 years ago, I was in shock. And I still am. I think about Rudy from time to time. Who did this who him?? Why would anyone be so cruel to a mouse? He can never take his hat and boots off anon, not when he sleeps, not when he showers, now when he's making love to his mouse wife. This is sick. And it's haunted me lo these many years.
No. 1045053
>>1045050He tries to play it off. He tells himself "it's okay, this way I never lose them in a storm, or on a fast roller coaster" but you know behind that smile is pain. Pain and fear. Rudy doesn't
want this. Rudy wants to be a regular mouse. He knows what people are thinking when they look at him, he's a freak, and deep down he feels like they're right. Oh Rudy. Rudy.
No. 1045409
File: 1643412329374.jpg (34.19 KB, 460x423, 1640906812421.jpg)
My Chemical P-word
No. 1045427
File: 1643413591182.jpeg (76.04 KB, 658x648, 8DDCFCF6-C3AF-4649-B7C5-F94BDC…)
What are they discussing?
No. 1045428
File: 1643413673523.jpg (62.26 KB, 688x387, f86c2b1cfa4b63a08fa71a00dec324…)
>>1045409Ben Shapiro only talks fast because he's begging to be gagged
No. 1045446
File: 1643414932365.jpg (38.92 KB, 469x450, 33696deead0059b2c3629b388f8dfa…)
They’d take it in fucking turns if they could, bending you over that podium, fucking you like a toy, filling you up. So dirty. You wouldn’t be able to stand for a week. How many people were in that room, do you think? A hundred? Two hundred?” You chuckle. “Imagine it, Ben. Imagine.”
No. 1045453
File: 1643415715019.png (192.03 KB, 400x326, 178c3c2931304c1502cf1a6eebfc0e…)
I'm sick and in the hospital rn and I wanted to read the replies to some stupid thread but I'm so sick that I'm not even sure if I posted in said thread or if it was a fever dream.
Pls nonnies pray for my recovery so I can eat my bfs ass and some sushi soon
No. 1045471
File: 1643417233141.jpg (13.98 KB, 235x358, c0bc14eab00d6f6bd49f0795104b85…)
>>1045446Quit playing games and drop the link to ur Ao3 account
No. 1045475
File: 1643417695408.jpg (61.08 KB, 862x451, angrychrist.jpg)
>>1045453Poopyeater you deserve this divine punishment for being a degenerate. Repent.
No. 1045476
File: 1643417717992.jpeg (73.87 KB, 827x336, 49F1C6AA-EAA1-4823-978D-1064E1…)
i can’t stop thinking about this retarded song
No. 1045485
File: 1643418576125.jpg (Spoiler Image,63.36 KB, 1024x576, 1643358344653m.jpg)
No. 1046223
File: 1643489026827.gif (71.15 KB, 260x260, 2146276cqg6vfemzn.gif)
THREE AND A H A L F INCH FLOPPY D I S K
No. 1046225
>>1046223I don’t know much
But I do know this
Than you can kiiisss
My floppy diissssc
No. 1046229
File: 1643489619841.jpg (30.89 KB, 512x512, df12e53c0ae2377d253f790dc6ab9f…)
What does the cat say
No. 1046308
File: 1643496635372.jpg (101.94 KB, 1440x1440, FKNfZw6XsAMzV2T.jpg)
No. 1046319
File: 1643497491428.jpg (93.1 KB, 1080x1440, Tumblr_l_120346132586225.jpg)
Who else likes nachos
No. 1046332
>>1046226How is floppy disc THAT associated with dicks?
Like I heard it in a song and thought the creator just made it up but apparently it is slang for dick.
Knowing it makes males uncomfortable, I will now refer to dicks as this all of the time
No. 1046418
File: 1643505359949.jpg (19.9 KB, 320x317, b988acf4cfdd7514ea42dd7e0cee9b…)
No. 1046430
File: 1643506292580.jpeg (377.94 KB, 640x642, B23BF404-AE2A-4E9B-B4F4-5E1D9A…)
I literally have always thought of this as the same fucking person for like ten fuxking years, I never knew there were two!!!
No. 1046444
File: 1643507346597.jpeg (111.93 KB, 333x500, 1C15A981-F48E-46BB-A6F8-080B68…)
>>1046430I always thought she shared the same voice and appearance with the chick from VersaEmerge
No. 1046451
File: 1643508588466.gif (308.21 KB, 220x337, nothing-over-here-thomas-and-f…)
i don't associate with THEM, I DONT. YOU NEED TO HEAR ME OUT I DON'T ASSOCIATE WITH NO ONE BUT MYSELF, THEY DON'T KNOW ME AND I DON'T KNOW THEM BECAUSE I DON' ASSOCIATE WITH THEM
No. 1046487
File: 1643511109097.gif (Spoiler Image,1.77 MB, 320x292, 80c01c1a99cce18dffb9a4afd39471…)
No. 1046500
File: 1643512706858.jpg (53.01 KB, 486x412, 1464403137838.jpg)
>>1046487I am so horny lately and then you go and post this. fuck you
No. 1046525
File: 1643516134044.jpeg (477.81 KB, 750x731, 19EF5780-9A45-43F7-BAAA-895DED…)
the real endgame couple
No. 1046536
File: 1643518046368.jpeg (201.66 KB, 828x1142, 5B07A78D-D6F1-4FCC-BD2F-769B3D…)
Just discovered this song and itstmeant to be sad and melancholy but it lowkey turns me on. My wildest dream is to have a guy pine for me so badly that it causes him genuine anguish and he’s grovelling just to spend five minutes in my presence. Whoever this song is about is my new icon.
No. 1046549
File: 1643520009201.jpg (14.2 KB, 185x200, Tumblr_l_119356465192071__01.j…)
>>1046525THEN I SAW HIS FACE
NOW IM A BELIEVER
No. 1046557
File: 1643522216477.jpg (61.62 KB, 492x561, megurine luka pixiv user 32112…)
>>1035593happy birthday Luka
No. 1046562
File: 1643522671834.jpg (40.48 KB, 616x611, 0f005b3cddf496fbfa1d9776e569cd…)
THERES NONNIES IN YOUR SKIN YOU NEED TO DIG THEM OUT
No. 1046567
File: 1643523115692.jpeg (67.57 KB, 1242x893, AE6A17BA-343F-4B9E-89F7-ABB19E…)
>>1046562Nonnie I’m trying to sleep
No. 1046632
File: 1643536544168.png (15.18 KB, 434x255, MALE.png)
i edited
https://catcrumb.tumblr.com/post/638148935053180928 so i could use it against obvious male posters but now i never see obviously male posts! grrr. FOUL.
No. 1046651
File: 1643537790743.jpg (184.04 KB, 700x624, dick cat.jpg)
get fucked nerd
No. 1046719
>>1046666Imagine being a moid browsing lolcow.
>Too much of a fragile loser to survive in male communities filled with toxic aggression>Too much of a cowardly limp dick to do anything to change male communities for the better>Resort to lurking around female communities because women are socialized to be more responsible and considerate >Try to take part in conversations but everyone can tell you're a moid immediately because you completely lack insight of how women live and how they perceive the world>Get your feelings hurt over nonnies calling you out for being retarded>Claim you're only lurking to "laugh at the femcels" when it's literally the only community where you don't feel threatened and you're desperate for female contact >Remain a pathetic Steve trying to hit on girls on the Lolcow discordHow sad can it get? Maleposters fuck off
No. 1046739
File: 1643548264872.jpg (29.28 KB, 220x440, 220px-Mattei_Athena_Louvre_Ma5…)
Goddess Athena I ask you to lend me your powers.
Oh, Goddess Athena protect lolcow from scrotes
Oh, Philosopher Goddess Athena of ancient Greece protect lolcow from scrotes.
Oh warrior Goddess of virtue protect us from scrotes
⍜⎅⎅⟒⌇⌇ ⏃⏁⊑⟒⋏⏃ ⟟⌇ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏃⋏⟟⟒⋏⏁ ☌⍀⟒⟒ ⍜⎅⎅⟒⌇⌇ ⍜⎎ ⍙⟟⌇⎅⍜⋔ ⏃⋏⎅ ⎐⟟⍀⏁⎍⟒, ⏁⊑⟒ ⋔⍜⌇⏁ ⟟⋔⌿⍜⍀⏁⏃⋏⏁ ⍾⎍⏃⌰⟟⏁⟟⟒⌇ ⟟⋏ ⏃⋏☊
⟟⟒⋏⏁ ☌⍀⟒⟒☍ ⌇⍜☊⟟⟒⏁⊬. ⏁⊑⏃⏁'⌇ ⍙⊑⊬ ⏃⏁⊑⟒⋏⏃ ⟟⌇ ⋏⏃⋔⟒⎅ ⏃⎎⏁⟒⍀ ⊑⟒⍀. ⏚⏃☊☍ ⏁⊑⟒⋏ ⋔⍜⌇⏁ ☌⍜⎅⎅⟒⌇⌇⟒⌇ ⍙⟒⍀⟒ ⌇⊬⋔⏚⍜⌰⟟⋉⟟⋏☌ ⎎⟒⍀⏁⟟⌰⟟⏁⊬ ⏚⎍⏁ ⏃⏁⊑⟒⋏⏃ ⌇⊬⋔⏚⍜⌰⟟⋉⟒⌇ ⍙⟟⌇⎅⍜⋔ ⏃⋏⎅ ⎐⟟⍀⏁⎍⟒
In your name I dedicate this post Athena. Protect us. You are the most based ancient Greek goddess. You are a female warrior and you represent wisdom and virtue
No. 1046795
File: 1643553143213.jpeg (45.53 KB, 750x441, 631E52CE-72D3-490C-93FB-5BF3C1…)
>>1046632hope you don’t mind I also made an edit I couldn’t resist
No. 1047063
File: 1643573982218.jpeg (16.61 KB, 401x280, 611052e844feb12ee6836830_401_2…)
I just had the worst poop ever, my ass is fucking burning anons
No. 1047107
File: 1643576639158.png (219.71 KB, 557x411, 1403708727694.png)
>>1047099but
nonnie….I've got gas
No. 1047209
File: 1643582119475.gif (6.59 MB, 498x498, dognicee.gif)
>>1047107don't be shy anon, let me smell it
No. 1047651
File: 1643626840682.webm (2.34 MB, 540x960, 98418391962.webm)
Laugh at her with me
No. 1047660
File: 1643628175743.webm (9.45 MB, 1024x576, 94337315951.webm)
>>1047655Maybe you'll meet each other in the forest one day nonatella
No. 1047661
File: 1643628519455.png (106.83 KB, 500x281, nonny you ignorant slut.png)
>>1046795kek i love it!
i also made another one, enjoy.
No. 1047772
File: 1643640718918.jpg (56.81 KB, 600x600, BOLEY-Monster-15-Piece-Dinosau…)
tag yourself, im the blue brachiosaurus. my neck is long as heeeeeelllll.
No. 1047943
File: 1643653097388.jpg (10.42 KB, 147x148, pink nigga.JPG)
>>1047772I am this pink nigga
No. 1047950
File: 1643654097877.jpg (133.03 KB, 1200x800, Tardigrade-Water-Bear.jpg)
>>1047651These bitches always want to be a tiger, wolf or bear why don't they ever fucking kin tardigrades
No. 1047959
File: 1643654550854.jpeg (9.22 KB, 201x141, 4D2AD801-C21E-4D02-A176-9BEEF0…)
>>1047772I am terrible at remembering their names so I am this one. If nobody has claimed this one
No. 1047977
File: 1643656188785.jpg (103.12 KB, 540x527, tumblr_25ac0ead0cd1cefea2b1d48…)
>>1047959Looks like an iguanodon. Good choice anon
No. 1047992
File: 1643657273925.gif (786.85 KB, 300x226, 4A70E12E-9EA7-40F6-93A9-2A86B7…)
No. 1048081
File: 1643662279776.jpeg (604.53 KB, 828x985, 8F127786-2EEC-4F06-9B6A-B4D916…)
tag yourself, I'm the golden eyed retard in the lower left corner
No. 1048087
File: 1643662681146.jpg (161.2 KB, 1170x1405, Tumblr_l_8792116569942.jpg)
>>1048034This is horrible anon i hate you
No. 1048089
File: 1643662748097.jpg (9.36 KB, 242x226, UuUuhhhHhhh literally me.jpg)
>>1048081The one with enough sense to look at the dang camera, I'm surrounded by maroons!
No. 1048094
File: 1643662880866.gif (3.83 MB, 280x175, f244b29ce197bda8193b62d4ad645b…)
>>1048081Tag yourself I'm the rat being swallowed
No. 1048111
File: 1643663665958.gif (1.9 MB, 450x253, tumblr_oi3tkalmmy1s02vreo1_500…)
>>1048105Thank you anon. I think barn owls are my favorite. They are soo spooky yet have graceful faces
No. 1048128
>>1048034don't listen to
>>1048087 it's hilarious and i love you
No. 1048256
File: 1643671368143.jpeg (445.16 KB, 2000x2000, D6C12A05-98AD-4CE9-BF83-DDC688…)
No. 1048386
File: 1643675611131.jpg (7.21 MB, 3648x2736, foroge.jpg)
I'm gonna go places, just wait and see
No. 1048418
File: 1643676352587.jpg (61.47 KB, 600x799, 128691859868.jpg)
You've been visited by the ASS-EATING Fairy! If you don't reply to the comment above you with "EAT MY ASS, BITCH" your mother will die tonight on her sleep.
No. 1048463
File: 1643678118212.jpeg (101.05 KB, 750x737, 42EEAA6B-F56B-42B7-95B2-7F3B91…)
this could be us
No. 1048466
File: 1643678300728.jpg (65.04 KB, 735x734, 7d4488e8b16210572eb0e067953afc…)
>>1048418I hate how fags stole rainbows and fairies from us. You're not a fairy just another smegma chugger
No. 1048532
File: 1643682098490.jpg (46.82 KB, 640x640, Tumblr_l_120118045620323.jpg)
>>1048508Just fart in his face and lock your ankles behind his head and punch him with your ass while yelling "is this what you wanted, faggot?"
No. 1048536
>>1048532I will drop my guts if I’m able to when he brings it up. I hate it so much and it’s literally the only issue in our relationship. Like fine babe, I don’t care if you like thinking about it just shut the fuck up about it. The word asshole used in a sexual context is like a shamwow for the vagina. Just instant Sahara level dryness and turned off totally.
Why are men so fucking gross and convinced their kinks are secretly yours too?
No. 1048550
File: 1643684037092.jpg (133.79 KB, 720x678, IMG_20220201_045139.jpg)
primal urges (against men)
No. 1049010
File: 1643730267574.jpg (57.45 KB, 1068x711, DSC_8607.jpg)
The only language moids understand is VIOLENCE
No. 1049308
File: 1643752764603.jpg (410.8 KB, 1024x510, 1643481668244.jpg)
you now know how he eats
No. 1049350
File: 1643755792300.png (988.56 KB, 585x1000, unknown-5_ccexpress.png)
vegeta
No. 1049415
File: 1643760003463.gif (2.1 MB, 498x311, lain-dance.gif)
YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
HOW IT FEELS TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
WITH NO MEANING OR CONTROL
AND WITH NOWHERE LEFT TO GO
YOU ARE AMAZED THAT THEY EXIST
AND THEY BURN SO BRIGHT WHILST YOU CAN ONLY WONDER WHYYYY
(breakdances)
No. 1049492
File: 1643767459587.jpg (24.04 KB, 450x661, Tumblr_l_329223979893159.jpg)
What would you do to him
No. 1049509
File: 1643768277101.jpg (12.97 KB, 284x374, 2af01c58b88781a85f24de00443446…)
Do you guys smell that
No. 1049515
File: 1643769026292.gif (602.62 KB, 220x215, cat-choke.gif)
>>1049509Smells like scrote
No. 1049534
File: 1643769887680.gif (4.64 MB, 580x326, nefarious kek.gif)
what's your lunar new years resolution? mine is to increase my bitchiness tenfold
No. 1049542
File: 1643770506246.jpg (217.4 KB, 1237x1233, 374785866856.jpg)
>>1049534It's year of the tiger it's my year bitches
No. 1049601
File: 1643777322551.gif (Spoiler Image,950.94 KB, 275x155, 1643264442829.gif)
>>1049593If it's this fucking fruit, I'm cancelling her manifestation for her own good
No. 1049612
File: 1643778365211.jpg (144.6 KB, 1080x1077, Tumblr_l_328329917868500.jpg)
Let the booty hit the floor
Let the booty hit the floor
Let the booty hit the floor
Let the booty hit the
No. 1049635
File: 1643780310568.jpeg (178.94 KB, 800x1047, B9E54CD2-D8D0-4B38-95F6-E157C2…)
>>1049631fool, did you never consider I have the power to ward off young twinks
No. 1049636
File: 1643780396470.webm (1.09 MB, 640x1138, 1643349112685.webm)
Is this a himbo y/n
No. 1049637
File: 1643780826625.jpeg (154.5 KB, 714x1050, 6BE1E4F5-6735-4864-A31D-F6A5BC…)
No. 1049701
File: 1643794245011.png (542.86 KB, 1846x956, hng.png)
He would definitely say that, this was basically everything he did kek
No. 1049769
File: 1643804829621.gif (1.94 MB, 498x278, haruka-sawamura.gif)
FAGGOTS LEMME HEAR Y'ALL MAKE SOME NOISE
No. 1049808
File: 1643809555165.jpeg (115.25 KB, 1300x1054, B11C8246-51A8-452A-A2AD-3CC62D…)
If my dog bites me again, I will bite him back, I will bite his paws like how he bites me feet and me hands. No mercy.
No. 1049925
File: 1643816557478.jpg (200.42 KB, 1366x768, 74335775.jpg)
Anyway this is my enemies to lovers ship. Can't wait to find out if it's canon in the New New Testament.
No. 1050047
File: 1643825034987.gif (784.4 KB, 659x730, EFDFA655-7DDE-43A0-BCF7-93D30C…)
i was so bored in class i made this shit
No. 1050558
File: 1643844569720.jpg (73.95 KB, 849x837, Capture.JPG)
Sonic The Hedgehog Dog Costume
No. 1050582
>>1049769TIGER
FIRE
CYBER
FIBER
DIVER
VIBER
No. 1050677
File: 1643857636879.jpg (128.6 KB, 1169x1114, 1641755510591.jpg)
Just so you know, I'm rat girl, city fiend, alternative looking, no beauty queen, goth punk, mean girl, favourite colour is hot red pink, short nails, dark nail polish, ahead of the game, référentiel, heroin chic, straight edge, extreme vocalist, classically trained, green eyes, black hair, beauty mark, cheap ass taste, platform shoes, tall as hell, bisexual, hyper-sexual, BPD, OCD, on meds, %1, street hood ghetto, above the poverty line, ratchet, keto, fashionista, multicultural, multi-genre, visionnaire, biologically gifted, genetically cursed, unattainable, misunderstood, codependent, lone wolf, knife carrier, violence employer, absolute goddess, moid killer, tranny taxidermist, faggot impaler, unashamed, unabashed, living for a thousand years, here to stay.
No. 1050734
"BANANA FISH".
"BANANA FISH"
I have long been unable to describe my own appreciation for yaoi works and the feelings I have for them through words. But now, I may have been able to manage. The way to do so is to completely immerse oneself in the story. The world reflects the emotions of the protagonists. People's feelings are reality. If there are any fans of yaoi still out there, they will understand the world of 'BANANA FISH' even if it is beyond their comprehension. "BANANA FISH", at first glance, seems a story of pure love, but is really the story of a teenager who has matured too fast for his age. The romance and the bonding of the yaoi pair also bring as much pain as joy. I am usually annoyed when there is an especially weak character in a manga, but this is not the case here. The weak, frail Ash and the strong, bright Benny are strongly tied together. The two different people with absolutely different tastes, yet entwined in love and intermingled in life. The story revolves around these two.
The first episode of "BANANA FISH" starts from the very beginning. "A man and woman are in bed with each other. The man's hair moves suggestively," is the opening scene. The writer of this blog has a policy of no straight-to-gay scenes, but I am fine with this. The story is in fact a yaoi, so it would be unnatural and even painful for the author to hesitate on showing the developing bond between the two male protagonists. What follows after the opening scene is Ash's and Benny's young days. It's amazing how the first episode covers their entire childhood, adolescence, and the origin of their bond from the perspective of one Ash. The story is well constructed and the characters are thoroughly explored. The yaoi pair is presented thoroughly in the first episode. I highly recommend this to those who like yaoi. The protagonist Ash, at first glance, seems like a weak, passive, scared person. He is the type that does nothing when someone barges into his house and steals his things. But as the story progresses, Ash's hidden strength starts to come out. Ash is actually a very mature teenager for his age. He was thrown into various high-risk circumstances, and some of those still remain even in the present. He voluntarily undergoes the hardships of living in those situations, and it is because of that he was able to build up the strength he has now. Ash's feelings were also thoroughly explored. Even the brilliant Benny, who is the subject of this story, has a past he has never shared with anyone. Ash is the only one that knows about it. He has already made his choice about the future, and he now needs to find ways to make his dream come true. And he also needs to stand beside the only one who he trusts. BANANA FISH.
I really like the Ash of the past. A sarcastic bad boy, no one had ever talked about his smile before until he met Benny. It was all about the pout. And the origin of the yaoi pair's relationship is beautiful. The first time they held hands was because Ash was trying to encourage Benny not to give up on his dream. They were playing a game of hide-and-seek. They found a place to hide. The second time they held hands was because Ash was trying to protect Benny from a gang of thugs. The love between the yaoi pair can be felt from the very beginning. The way they touch is not the anime-like doki doki where the fingertips slide through each other, but it is the simple and realistic one that intertwines the fingers. Nothing is exaggerated, and everything is real. In their childhood, Benny used to hold Ash's hand a lot, and now Ash has taken over the role. Ash actually never found happiness. He acts like an ill-natured person and always keeps his secrets to himself, but anyone who gets to know him will see him smile. He likes to drink and sing. He can make you laugh even if he only touches your hair. Ash is a character where you can feel a surge of emotions in every scene. This is what makes the character so believable, and this is also what makes him so attractive.
No. 1050753
File: 1643865593026.jpeg (176.18 KB, 700x894, 88124EA1-CFEC-4458-9D77-DA4D7B…)
No. 1050754
File: 1643866072020.jpeg (186.81 KB, 750x733, 12A37D0E-300A-4B47-AD5B-7F8DAB…)
>>1022095Don’t scroll cp spam
No. 1050755
File: 1643866122670.jpeg (183.13 KB, 640x547, 4266AFDF-018A-42AD-B4ED-6A04B9…)
No. 1050756
File: 1643866170931.jpeg (43.6 KB, 564x400, DC75F986-E68A-4933-86B5-5A3033…)
Ladies, sharpen your hat pins.
No. 1050867
File: 1643885279069.jpg (123.65 KB, 1024x768, NotDrewGooden.jpg)
Hey guy
No. 1050875
File: 1643885941392.jpeg (50.98 KB, 451x345, DE5CCAD0-1D42-417A-B56C-3A339E…)
How do you nonners like to take your meds? Personally, I put them in the palm of my hand, then I swiftly bring my hand up, lightly connecting the ball of my palm to my chin, which catapults the pills into my mouth. I do this because I do not like them to touch my tongue. I see on tv people put their meds on their tongue and then bring them into their mouths seductively. I could never do that. I’ve always done the catapult palm method.
No. 1051074
File: 1643907906843.jpg (40.81 KB, 960x704, 1643856894478.jpg)
No. 1051083
File: 1643908882822.gif (93.95 KB, 240x240, 5777f04e24f943f9566f8ca5108222…)
I H*TE TRANNIES
I H*TE FAGGOTS
I HA*E PEDOPHILES
No. 1051110
File: 1643911754328.jpg (27.38 KB, 474x507, download (10).jpg)
>>1050867Limburger after he gets arrested for poaching
No. 1051657
File: 1643944814034.jpg (105.39 KB, 640x402, Tumblr_l_397441051579584.jpg)
Welcome to lolcow cafeteria. Whose table you sitting at
for me it's the fujos
No. 1051661
>>1051657artfags
even if they laugh at my ugly drawings
No. 1051670
File: 1643945986664.jpg (832.54 KB, 1125x995, IMG_8706.jpg)
>>1051657videogames table, love seeing anons recommendations
No. 1051680
File: 1643946579037.jpeg (500.91 KB, 1066x1508, 1DCD72DD-9186-49EE-9319-35D54F…)
>>1051657Between the fujo table and the husbandofag table.
No. 1051837
File: 1643963718026.jpg (70.86 KB, 519x641, tumblr_6af07ce811b8f6e6600f989…)
No. 1051844
File: 1643964632454.jpg (643.42 KB, 1000x1635, dawhnez-e60211b0-047a-4eb4-805…)
Dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins
dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins
No. 1051863
File: 1643965772843.jpeg (63.31 KB, 567x496, 89C06393-4431-420C-B8C3-E0FB82…)
I think the reason so many people like euphoria is because I remember being a kid and watching a group of pretty girls in movies like house bunny or mean girls like “that’s literally me” to some of them and ngl I be like that about euphoria sometimes.
also caters to fatties and trannies to be like “wow, she is literally me” to
No. 1051868
File: 1643966433557.webm (3.81 MB, 540x960, 1641233470900.webm)
>>1051657At the movie and series table! There is a lot of table that I like actually but I will never want to eat at the celibricow table kek! What is the worse table in your opinion ?
No. 1051882
File: 1643970144255.jpg (444.98 KB, 1400x1048, Screenshot-22.jpg)
1 tbsp chocolate
2 kinder surprises
0.5 L green tea
blue cheese
1 edelweiss leaf
2 buckets
half a blue moon
9 raspberry seeds
6 blueblood roses
Stir well.
No. 1051938
File: 1643977407856.jpg (81.6 KB, 640x443, 5c7807f32ef88_o_medium.jpg)
yo new incel just dropped
No. 1052487
File: 1644018960591.png (1.63 MB, 992x805, having one of these fuckin day…)
No. 1052621
>>1052499No, eat the toy, this anon
>>1052614 wants to hijack your organs from having fun
No. 1052622
File: 1644036221448.jpg (15.2 KB, 463x392, Tumblr_l_655014544743152.jpg)
>>1052621>>1052614I've eaten fidget spinners, I can handle a fucking kinder egg.
No. 1052623
File: 1644036339090.jpg (119.11 KB, 564x1171, taytaysaidthis.jpg)
taytay said this
No. 1052624
File: 1644036376775.png (482.87 KB, 722x528, prayer.png)
it's so fucking cold outside
No. 1052625
File: 1644036391040.jpg (45.46 KB, 563x560, 7f54d338077d216a8a1af407094c93…)
mmmmmmm monkey
No. 1052659
File: 1644040440032.jpeg (91.48 KB, 750x631, FFB4FF10-1790-47C9-BE6B-133054…)
SUB!?!? DOM!?!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!? I ONLY KNOW PURE LOVE
No. 1052662
File: 1644040627357.jpg (146.27 KB, 1080x715, 272146421_451605963106260_8331…)
No. 1052694
File: 1644046874988.jpg (368.25 KB, 720x389, carrot.jpg)
No. 1052697
File: 1644048144599.jpg (686.66 KB, 750x1551, Zhang Shanzi Tiger and Beauty.…)
Tiger Queen
No. 1053160
File: 1644090301017.gif (67.44 KB, 297x207, hypnospace-outlaw-hypnospace.g…)
No. 1053164
File: 1644090338653.gif (44.84 KB, 219x314, tumblr_b08fa77ff5ad87360b2512b…)
No. 1053178
File: 1644091138314.jpg (88.65 KB, 720x960, 89933c88546f3ff027f388daefdfb4…)
>(It starts with one) One thing, I don't know why. It doesn't even matter how hard you try
No. 1053261
File: 1644097852160.jpg (131.15 KB, 540x712, tumblr_m2wcgpo7oJ1qay0t7o1_540…)
>>1052697she looks so cool, wow!
No. 1053297
File: 1644100501148.jpg (80.46 KB, 736x981, 97f96f3d917cda9e16bdaa6164c532…)
>blocks your path
No. 1053375
File: 1644106402984.jpg (99.17 KB, 676x1200, f35d3c8cc82cda83075b65f507a5d5…)
Reply with the first word that comes to mind
No. 1053401
File: 1644108995698.png (1.91 MB, 1080x1557, Screenshot_20220202-232114.png)
TIL that this is who anons are talking about when they say 'White Knight'. Why would anyone hate a man like this?
No. 1053480
File: 1644114634614.gif (1.14 MB, 640x498, chao-sonic-train.gif)
If you know you know
No. 1053554
File: 1644118335984.jpg (92.06 KB, 1283x1368, FK0RHZdXoAE4P9J.jpg)
No. 1053587
File: 1644121708483.gif (1.94 MB, 408x370, chao.gif)
>>1053480Chaos looks so stupid and possessed I love them. Sonic team should just ditch Sonic and make a Chao game already
No. 1053712
>>1053480I was just raising these cute little bastards with the Chao World extended mod
>>1053587No fuck that, Sonic Team needs to get their shit together and remake the Adventure games with a tweaked Chao garden
No. 1053895
File: 1644155244741.png (406.43 KB, 690x903, ogre.png)
No. 1054106
File: 1644168157798.jpeg (137.97 KB, 1242x898, 66C9226C-B4BF-46DA-B246-6F9C6A…)
I NEED MY PUSSY ATE
No. 1054114
File: 1644168647026.jpeg (56.17 KB, 800x600, 3F23A1B3-B8D7-46E7-AF91-21A58F…)
gonna go explode some butterflies, who’s with me
No. 1054597
File: 1644183467037.png (425.68 KB, 370x508, zawa zawa.png)
Ah, to go to sleep right now and then wake up with tons of milky infighting in the unpopular opinions thread. What a good time to be alive, yawn.
No. 1054749
File: 1644187983396.jpg (52.7 KB, 770x440, 6b06d8ca23616cb1df3e6e4c8590b0…)
fine dining
No. 1054788
File: 1644189755551.jpg (8.83 KB, 235x305, tonk.jpg)
>>1035097when a centaur fucks an actual horse. but what if a centaur fucks a human?
No. 1054890
File: 1644193442870.jpg (Spoiler Image,27.34 KB, 640x615, x6vgt5tw21g81.jpg)
look behind you.
No. 1054892
File: 1644193565069.gif (2.39 MB, 256x498, tumblr_fe427b003f5b59cf3c47562…)
Ere we go ay ere we go. Ere we go ay ere we go. Ere we go ay ere we go. Ere we go ay ere we go.
No. 1055007
File: 1644202239318.jpg (11.63 KB, 256x256, 448bf339ba473dc0457a130c9996b2…)
This was my favorite dumbass retarded shitpost yet… See you on the next one nonnies!
No. 1055445
File: 1644242034216.jpg (739.91 KB, 3018x3024, mzid3hr011161.jpg)
good food
No. 1055458
File: 1644242855114.gif (1002.82 KB, 500x285, giphy.gif)
Am I the only idiot that went on Doctor Who nostalgia trip recently…Hate the writers of 13th one, happy I dropped it like a hot potato. Can't wait for 14th doc because 10th writer will come back.
No. 1055462
File: 1644243240291.jpg (15.85 KB, 220x275, 1641494232941.jpg)
No. 1056032
File: 1644266972548.jpg (Spoiler Image,35.01 KB, 930x558, 2867.jpg)
trigger warning, extreme violence
No. 1056088
File: 1644269494030.webm (1.82 MB, 810x1080, redditardation.webm)
No. 1056089
File: 1644269517782.jpg (411.67 KB, 1440x1440, xm0wb43fzn871.jpg)
No. 1056090
File: 1644269680812.jpg (102.46 KB, 1024x768, this toilet mad.jpg)
>>1056088Thats a big warning label that must bea really dangerous toilet
No. 1056165
File: 1644272504223.png (990.74 KB, 2700x2700, 23RedFlags.png)
No. 1056184
File: 1644273040727.jpeg (16.16 KB, 817x427, wtf-nicolas-cage-stories-u1.jp…)
No. 1056189
File: 1644273309079.jpeg (15.69 KB, 259x194, 7F74472F-FC14-422A-BE29-E0CF20…)
REEEEEE SCROTES
No. 1056208
File: 1644274046686.gif (342.99 KB, 500x213, melancholia.gif)
>>1056184please god, I don't want to die like that
No. 1056335
File: 1644278931871.jpg (31.82 KB, 301x339, 592e1d8a238d0d99900e32ed62303e…)
TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER
I'M 100% TIGGER
TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER
I'M 200% TIGGER
TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER
WHY DO POLICE HATE TIGGERS
TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER TIGGER
THEY HATE US 'CAUSE OUR TAILS ARE BIGGER
No. 1056359
File: 1644280048674.jpg (63.4 KB, 681x383, jokers.jpg)
>Fuck
>Marry
>Kill
>Frame for murder
Take your picks
No. 1056373
File: 1644281039508.jpeg (290.56 KB, 1486x1463, download (8).jpeg)
>>1056335Neighbour, neighbour, neighbour, neighbour, neighbour, neighbour, neighbourI'm 100% neighbourNeighbour, neighbour, neighbour, neighbour, neighbour, neighbour, neighbourI'm 200% neighbourNeighbour, neighbour, neighbour, neighbour, neighbour, neighbour, neighbourI love all of my neighboursNeighbour, neighbour, neighbour, neighbour, neighbour, neighbour, neighbourPlease, won't you be my neighbour? No. 1056414
File: 1644283115263.jpg (115.01 KB, 736x1102, 46fde5dc5a8465d49baf767f60fd58…)
>>1056409I just did a reading for you. Pic related is your future husband
No. 1056426
File: 1644283836097.jpg (1.25 MB, 1707x1280, B612_20220207_192903_121.jpg)
Shitposting and hot Cheetos station
No. 1056447
File: 1644285591696.jpg (20.12 KB, 569x539, license.jpg)
Hello friends I'm here to join you
No. 1056478
File: 1644288277284.jpg (49.76 KB, 564x564, 314aeb9f72eb0de9a06bfd154b9f5b…)
>>1056380Orange, Aquarius
No. 1056482
File: 1644288467923.jpeg (210.33 KB, 688x1120, 4CEBE3BE-4B0A-4A5E-92BE-61CD09…)
>>1056380Forest green, aquarius
No. 1056483
>>1056189Cut those orange pom poms off
All scrotes must be subdued
No. 1056553
File: 1644291296594.jpg (81.02 KB, 841x861, Tumblr_l_925290403884069.jpg)
Hail Jesus
No. 1056576
File: 1644292946612.jpeg (191.17 KB, 1170x1435, FKJxizHXoAgCr4N.jpeg)
Tbh I have the fattest crush on this stinky bitch and if I didn't have a life and job offline id be her 24/7 cyber bitch
No. 1057116
File: 1644338801887.jpg (52.73 KB, 563x568, c7933137ea9662ad2630278ce46527…)
I unironicaly agree with this meme, like who wants to be ordered around so much like that kek?
No. 1057151
>>1057116I agree,
nonnie, those who join the military just either got no other option for whatever reason or are just into getting degraded 24/7. I hate how the military is all about breaking your spirit for the sake of some imaginary frontier and ugly symbols.
No. 1057261
File: 1644343972158.webm (1.12 MB, 480x480, 1643056832078.webm)
Don't forget to drink your milkies
No. 1057267
File: 1644344096965.jpeg (28.86 KB, 629x438, lmao.jpeg)
>>1057247I'm not her, I just love seals very much and I had no idea about all of it. But shit thats a great plot twist though wtf!
No. 1057279
>>1057267It's all good
nonnie, I also really love seals, don't let this crazie take it away from us