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No. 1022095

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?

The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void

previous retarded shit >>>/ot/982601

No. 1022100

…are you superstitious, anon?

No. 1022102

nope, just retarded. i mistyped

No. 1022103

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Thread pic reminded me of some art I saw today I liked

No. 1022132

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No. 1022137

happy halloweenie

No. 1022140

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No. 1022144

you are SO noisy

No. 1022154

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I know you want me baby

No. 1022155

I like what when you order extra pickles at BK they call it HEAVY PICKLES

No. 1022156

File: 1641798907641.jpg (143 KB, 640x853, hi.jpg)

i'm literally a dog

No. 1022157

Not now, I haven't had my morning coffee yet

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No. 1022161

wow I want him in my mouth

No. 1022165

i unironically love plucking out my armpit hairs with tweezers and i highly recommend it to everyone

No. 1022169

i love it! ghost pokes best pokes

No. 1022179

me w/ pubes unironically because of something some rando anon said. Better than pulling out my eyebrows

No. 1022188

thread pic is exactly the kind of energy I expect to see in this thread. hallelujah praise the board

No. 1022193

another (?) trickster here, sadly nothing beats pulling out eyebrows.

No. 1022199

tell that to the bald spot on the left side of my vulva

No. 1022242

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Last night I smoked weed and the voices told me Tim Heidecker browses lolcow. I love you very much Tim and I've had a crush on you since I was in high school. I'm sorry a /pol/tard stabbed you because you made fun of right wingers and I'm sorry your wife left you. You are 45 so quite old for me I would say but I cannot stop myself from loving you. You have a great sense of humor and you are creative and empathetic. I even find you physically attractive. I want to pinch your cheeks you are so cute. Let's get married, Tim. Mail me please

No. 1022249

did he actually get stabbed and divorced??

No. 1022251

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me today

No. 1022252

the mom on lolcow?

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No. 1022254

yes a /pol/tard stabbed him on the street because Tim has been open about being a leftist and has argued with right wingers, but Tim is older so he has another take over leftism but a lot of his fans were righties because le funee edgy humor and he argued with them and even made a diss song against 4chan and they literally stabbed him on the street. Funny to think the same people that whine nonstop about lee free speech want to kill someone that opposes their views. I love him.

No. 1022255

sorry OUR mom

No. 1022294

makes me sad how many users have children

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No. 1022304

you are jelly.

No. 1022357

i love tim too but where did you read this??? that's so sad if true

No. 1022358

not really lol

No. 1022361

Duh dundundundun

No. 1022372

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finally, a dress that represents who I am

No. 1022376

a dress that represents this website

No. 1022378

It must be because of this song. But Jfc, it really seems so insane to call it that. "Our model is wearing the Retard Girl dress." My finger would get dangerously close to the buy button lmao

No. 1022380

The model looks kinda retarded in that pose too lol

No. 1022382

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NTA, I've seen it some time ago and it's clear that it's a kinderwhore dress. Pretty cool, I wish I could buy it. I think they had more inspired by Courtney/Kat's style.
A few months ago a lot of fast fashion shops had copies of picrel, but this is more inspired.

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No. 1022502

When I get high after work it feels dangerous. If they knew how happy I was rn I'd be penalised for some reason I reckon.

No. 1022518

My favourite video

No. 1022522

Down The Stairs Tonight

No. 1022524

Lmfao holy shit

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No. 1022752

I used to play this game in college so nostalgic.

No. 1022859

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No. 1022934

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nonnies do your thing

No. 1022942

this is retarded

No. 1022943

Only someone absolutely retarded would suggest something as retarded as “sToP sAyIng RetArdEd”

No. 1022950

well at least it's forever immortalized on this embroidery now even if we all stop saying it. which makes the creator of this the most retarded of us all

No. 1022961

Kek, that waste of materials is so retarded.

No. 1022991

The retarded retardation of this retard is retarding me

No. 1023038

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No. 1023039

Saw this on facebook, opened the comments. Exactly what I expected: Women trying to throw their weight around in their families, workplaces, and classrooms to play at power struggle.

No. 1023044

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It's same as the pronoun shit. They want to be the hall monitors of language.

No. 1023072

>it's a kinderwhore dress
You can just call them baby doll dresses I promise it's okay

No. 1023079


Kinder means children in German, ew

No. 1023084

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it's called retard girl dress, so I called it that it because it seems specifically inspired by that fashion/Courtney Love.
I am aware (you mean there are people who aren't?) though thanks to you I found a new thing
>The name 'Kinderwhore' was coined by melody maker journalist Everett True in an interview with Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love (1993). The term was mostly used by the media and less by the musicians themselves
Kinda makes sense, I also found the name questionable but it is what it is
>Kinderwhore was a clothing style used by a handful of mostly female grunge bands in the US during the early to mid-1990s. The kinderwhore look consisted of torn, ripped tight or low-cut babydoll and Peter-Pan-collared dresses, slips, knee-socks, heavy makeup with dark eyeliner,[1] barrettes, and leather boots or Mary Jane shoes.
>Mish Way described it as "intentionally taking the most constraining parts of the feminine, good-girl aesthetic, inflating them to a cartoon level, and subverting them to kill any ingrained insecurities."[5] She further noted that although the look was very feminine, when its exponents performed onstage they "stood tall and confident, they threw their guitars around like weapons, and screamed out whip-smart feminist lyrics. These women were questioning the cultural importance of typical beauty through costume and the stage."

No. 1023090

that makes sense I guess, and I live in america and I'm pretty sure a lot of people wouldn't know what kinder meant lol. anyway I just remembered there used to be (still is?) a fashion called kindergoth, I got thinking maybe it was just a specific dress style that gets styled differently kind of like lolita

No. 1023100

You live in America, where they have kindereggs and children go to kindergarden ffs

No. 1023101

nta but in her defense, i rarely see children or anyone else for that matter, eating kindereggs. kindergarten… you have a fair point

No. 1023105

There are a lot of things like that (names of things that borrow words from other languages) where people just think it's its own word and don't know the real meaning/origin.

Like we have a product called Bon Ami that my mom used, she didn't know it meant good friend in French.

No. 1023111

>I live in america and I'm pretty sure a lot of people wouldn't know what kinder meant
Yes we do, anon.

No. 1023112

>i rarely see children or anyone else for that matter, eating kindereggs i rarely see children or anyone else for that matter, eating kindereggs
That's heartbreaking, especially if it means that other Kinder products aren't known. They have the best bars (Kinder Bueno, Kinder delice, Kinder country)

No. 1023115

There's a lot who don't. I didn't say all or most. Like I said, I've seen plenty of things with names borrowed from different languages and people I've met are unaware of what those things actually mean, see above.

No. 1023116

They had the best ever chocolate spread - Kinder Lada. I will never stop crying over its discontinuation.

No. 1023130

Fuck me I would be obese if that shit was available in my country

Kinder chocolate is truly the yummiest but it's main saving grace is that it comes in small portions, if I had a spreadable jar there would be no stopping me

No. 1023134

i see kinder bueno advertised a lot but i've never seen anyone buy or eat it. they're pushing their products but i don't think that many americans purchase them

No. 1023141

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I feel left out I have no husbando. Suggest one for me Nonatellas?

No. 1023142

well what kind of guys do you like??
if you mean literally an anime husbando you can probably just figure out what trope(s) you like and start from there

No. 1023150

Do you literally consume no media with boys in it?

No. 1023154

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I hate this fag

No. 1023167

Leon Kennedy

No. 1023172

homosexuals are so gross

No. 1023176

Have you tried it? It's incredible imo. I think Americans are used to different kinds of chocolate and sweets, right? I remember some nonnie complaining about it

No. 1023177

Beni was based though. The art was actually really ugly in that game.

No. 1023180

I know, I played so many otome games and it was fun but I couldn't feel anything towards any of them, I wished I could, I can't feel anything about anime types they are just too inhuman. Maybe we are alike, maybe you should like read comics or something I find those types better

No. 1023191

I see your point, that was my problem with otome too. They are TOO idealized and stiff. I would recommend Red Embrace Hollywood, since the LIs seemed so much more like actual people to me (ironic, since it's a VN about vampires). It's an OEL novel that doesn't follow anime tropes at all.
Also you can have husbando from any media, doesn't have to be otome or even weeb!

No. 1023201

If you read threads from top to bottom, it reads like the ramblings of an insane woman. And honestly, I see many of the madwomen on here doing that all on their own

No. 1023242

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Ummm sage your non milk

No. 1023249

I thought the cape was actually the silhouette of a mammal (left of bottle) and a duck bill (right of bottle) and wondered why they chose that branding for a plant milk

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Circle what would you take

No. 1023345

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I want a thread of this now why was this so fun

No. 1023350

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I can't wait to eat!!!!!!!

No. 1023359

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye

No. 1023360

I missed the part where that’s my problem

No. 1023361

That’s a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?

No. 1023363

You want forgiveness? Get religion.

No. 1023364

You’ll get your rent when you FIX THE DAMN DOOR!!!!

No. 1023366

I'm not fixing that gas leak for you or anyone

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No. 1023371

File: 1641914940118.png (707.16 KB, 743x653, rmnn.png)

i love that you can choose noodle firmness. firm noodles are better

No. 1023392

File: 1641916596795.jpeg (148.36 KB, 743x653, 7C25B382-961E-4C5E-8217-B7F1ED…)

Lets gooo

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No. 1023565

Thank you.

No. 1023575

you're next!

No. 1023579

Why is this so creepy to me? It's like we're watching it get away with the world's weakest attemp at murder.

No. 1023589

My spicy queeeeens

No. 1023604

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I wish I could make this face

No. 1023671

Just focus on the little capy looking pleased it's getting a free back massage

No. 1023754

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Whenever I take a huge dump and I mean like a huge dump with like multiple logs worth I feel like picrel. Spoilered for that one anon who hates poops

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No. 1023765

I would have loved to have taken my dump here

No. 1023772

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god I love reading the community stories on episode interactive the chaos <3 mwah

No. 1023773

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I have to share this here, it's too funny, spoilered for obvious reasons.

No. 1023795

File: 1641935526366.gif (2.35 KB, 155x20, 419028y8g87sfkf9.gif)

NE1 else??? Winky face, winky face, smile face, 100 percent, kissy face

No. 1023823

File: 1641937336942.jpg (40.81 KB, 735x478, c42406f7019ee5ba2b3961b5cb1cc6…)

She said "swans" and I was like, "yeah, of course swans" And boy, do I got swans. Did you know that swans do the swam? A lot of people think they know that already but if you aren't using the proper terminology, you're basically saying nothing. Swans was first formed in 1972 and they released many ubiquitous, ambitious and influential albums over the decades. The fan favorite being "toot toot". Now I don't think that is there best, I personally prefer "honk", but to each their own I guess. Some people just don't understand art the way that I do. So anyway, here are some swans. These aren't ordinary swans, ladies, these are premium swans. I've collected these swans, I've curated these swans, these swans before you were carefully selected for your viewing pleasure. I didn't haphazardly choose any swan, I thought about it first. I gave it serious thought. Because swans are serious. Most people don't get that. Most people don't get anything, let alone swans. Swans.

No. 1023824

File: 1641937361444.jpg (81.16 KB, 736x488, 2fc1df9cbfec66946c6548f9e76a69…)

Look at the swams on this swan

No. 1023827

File: 1641937446943.jpg (64.76 KB, 720x900, 4a05ecc8522f318e79c4c0c7785ba6…)

It's night time where this swan is at, it's night time all the time. The swan prefers it this way. And no it's not for nefarious reasons, the swan just enjoys twilight and the all encompassing darkness that consumes him in the following hours. Damn, like why are you persecuting the swans?

No. 1023828

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Swans can have up to multiple babies a year.

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No. 1023832

How do you feel about the Swans?

No. 1023845

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would you eat Half-Life 2 bubblegum

No. 1023849

YEAH what even kind of question even is this even

No. 1023918

File: 1641942332423.jpg (124.87 KB, 768x512, spider supper.jpg)

oh fuck yeah oh god mmmhmm

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No. 1023930

pelon pelo rico

No. 1023951

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wwalks into thread

No. 1024000

File: 1641947738026.jpg (156.52 KB, 667x1000, c5b2dcc12420e55e411d75af9466bf…)

Some might say
>swan-chan, where do you get all these great swan pics?
I scoff and say
>you really expect me to tell you this? Give away my secrets? These swans are a part of me, a piece of my soul goes into every swan pic I post. I'm not about to hand over my entire identity to you because you want to "look at some swans". You don't just look at swans, there is more to it than that. But you can't understand that because your soul is swanless and dirty.
Then they cry, rightfully, because they understand now, their place in the universe. And how there isn't a place for them, because that space is reserved for swans.

No. 1024002

File: 1641947779140.jpg (151.79 KB, 736x967, 08dd11fde08c63543c2341ed386b51…)

Swany Swanita Swanson

No. 1024003

File: 1641947800374.jpg (87.03 KB, 564x1020, e314dff24e7a3399db4129c66da4bc…)

Swans of color

No. 1024015

wELL hello there handsome
>Swans of color

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No. 1024027

Meds now

No. 1024060

File: 1641952877187.jpg (52.09 KB, 600x630, feeef896d20634e33df5a2034a2391…)

Im at the fujomart im at the yumemart im at the combination fujomart and yumemart

No. 1024071

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We at the fujomart, the yumemart, we at the combination fujoyumemart

No. 1024226

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Me like da thread pic

No. 1024379

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i felt it had the right energy for the thread

No. 1024657

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah that's you right now.

No. 1024715

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I wish I could read this

No. 1024753

I wish I coduldnt

No. 1024861

File: 1642010964000.jpg (210.11 KB, 880x1080, Tumblr_l_324577634468161.jpg)

Welcome to the lolcow potluck. Whatd'ya bring

No. 1024863

Goose banana

No. 1024865

File: 1642011092507.jpg (67.95 KB, 640x640, dd25f1072081d7bd0c173ad3b907b6…)

I brought some gosh darn cat cookies that I made my friggin self

No. 1024866

Aren't they dolphins? Also one of them is smoking.

No. 1024867

I'll bring the beta fish and his pack of cigarettes

No. 1024869

WAOW these are kawaii as heck (kawaii means cute)

No. 1024870

File: 1642011217592.jpeg (82.59 KB, 600x832, AD6266B0-4144-4C06-AA8F-3ECC52…)

Cake :)(:))

No. 1024871

No, goose. Dolphins smoke from the blow hole
I love them forever

No. 1024875

File: 1642011498875.jpeg (76.79 KB, 245x275, 1B6E1A98-79CD-4061-A6B0-9101AF…)

I’ll provide the hors d'oeuvres

No. 1024880

Double beans, uncooked hot dogs, and imitation crab logs? Wow anon, you didn't have to go through the trouble of preparing such a refined plate of food for our silly little get-together.

No. 1024881

File: 1642011873588.jpg (85.51 KB, 720x1087, Tumblr_l_325571440531688.jpg)

I followed this recipe exactly

No. 1024886

File: 1642012147952.jpeg (72.8 KB, 206x275, 042CAFDE-85C3-4FC7-9F80-F69C55…)

Maybe some pasta too?

No. 1024887

File: 1642012154419.jpg (807.19 KB, 3264x2448, 1a8b8bacac539948323e5912944231…)

what am i bringing? a healthy appetite

No. 1024892

Whores de vores

No. 1024897

File: 1642012725917.jpeg (391.27 KB, 1326x1326, C177F01D-E91C-400C-AC37-B58E0B…)

Turn up

No. 1024898

I wonder if its possible to give a fish nicotine addiction

No. 1024900

ah, the three great seasonings, TOAD, mustard, and luigi.

No. 1024901

File: 1642012912139.jpg (47.02 KB, 600x420, actual fish scientist.jpg)

Sounds like we have some scienceing to do

No. 1024904

File: 1642013053364.jpeg (296.81 KB, 1500x947, CCA0FE8C-3C2E-46B4-A2B0-85EF01…)

Rightwinger meat

No. 1025184

that image is so aggresively german

No. 1025205

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I brought cigaretti

No. 1025219

no thanks, shoeonhead

No. 1025230

File: 1642026732115.jpg (51.65 KB, 1024x576, cocaine.jpg)

salt for your bland food

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No. 1025607

Ok but WHEN?? for real, i want to watch it

No. 1025611

First episodes of the "final season" is out, new episodes every Sunday (idk how they are gonna cram everything in but ok)

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No. 1025623

Stop yelling or I'll kiss you on the mouth

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No. 1025642

hope i’m not just a lolcow to you all but a nonny and a friend as well

No. 1025647

stfu you're too loud dammit

No. 1025656

nonny trigger abusive

No. 1025672

when did nonny become redtexted?

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No. 1025718

File: 1642066014214.jpeg (40.64 KB, 680x500, E70FDEB2-8CB4-4CC8-B047-D2034D…)

i was paying too much attention to the youtube video i was watching that I just ate an entire mango without noticing… like I started to feel Really full when I finished 70% the mango in a very messy stage that I couldn't just throw it back to the fridge. Ugh, the food coma is making me unmovable right now. Burp

No. 1025722

they're only like 200 calories in total you're fine

No. 1025730

No it was definitely before that

No. 1025754

I want mango

No. 1025929

File: 1642086149786.jpeg (40.69 KB, 640x640, CBA3B41D-D313-4394-B85F-36E5B0…)

me when the the the when the it’s me when I am the when yes

No. 1025936

mmmm this makes me want mangos, gonna add it to the shopping list

No. 1026016

wish I could cuddle up with this while I war and eat pineapple

No. 1026037

I save pussy by giving it CPR

No. 1026091

This turned me on

No. 1026097

more typing random numbers and seeing where thye land jdwhefhg

No. 1026112

oooooh I wanna join

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No. 1026119

That last one u got.p is horrid

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In my lane

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No. 1026375

File: 1642113907668.jpg (50.4 KB, 409x383, tumblr_1194d259e8e509531383928…)

Hero rats

No. 1026394

File: 1642114905896.jpg (68.51 KB, 720x710, WHOS TAHT CHICK WHOS THAT CHIC…)


No. 1026465

She is an angel and an inspiration to us all

No. 1026581

File: 1642130701156.gif (373.32 KB, 484x711, Lemon_but_KRIMA.gif)


No. 1026591

"maybe we could solve the mystery of the horny beast" dam is anyyone else tuning into comet tv over the air x-files rn this shit hilars

No. 1026593

>HaTE Him wouLDnT dAte HIM~!
> CARPE P.M!!!!
same show who write this wowie

No. 1026611

File: 1642132742859.png (547.9 KB, 500x625, 63b2f78303eb71bdd31f23bc33ef12…)

Song by Lingua Ignota

No. 1026615

tag yourself i'm gossipers

No. 1026617

I'm envious and thankless idolaters

No. 1026619

i'm potty mouth

No. 1026620

I'm parent haters and money hungry career-pursuers

No. 1026625

KEK I’m almost sure she has a song with the word idolater in it

No. 1026626

Merciless devil right here, you'd think it would be higher up on the list

No. 1026630

Prideful scoffers for sure

No. 1026681

>mary worshipping catholics
which mary, the mother or the wife?

No. 1026710

File: 1642142871936.gif (557.06 KB, 303x498, lain-dance.gif)


No. 1026728

I want him to torture me slowly and then sing to me while he eats me alive

No. 1026735

it makes me wonder that the condensed sugar mightve made me feeling full, the mango is as big as a coconut after all, i felt like a vore machine

No. 1026745

that and the fiber maybe. it is pretty fibrous

No. 1026751

food makes me horny

No. 1026753

I’m dirty dancers and pot smokers

No. 1026784

I'm entertainment and sport worshippers. We'll hold the next Olympic games in Hades.

No. 1026907

She’s my hero

No. 1026913

You sure that's a she lol

No. 1026921

if only she wasn't a pandering SJWfag that jerks off to Hasan and argues on twitter

No. 1026923

File: 1642165042143.png (728.04 KB, 2048x1582, 1630470641094.png)

not bad but this is my favorite reply against scrotes online
simple, true and effective

The best burns are the one's that use their own rhetoric against them

No. 1026925

isnt that a cow from tradthot thread

No. 1026926

Yeah but I found her reply decent and use it a lot

No. 1026928

anon just because you don't build shit or contribute doesn't mean that's the case for the rest of us. You and this dumbass are projecting your uselessness on other women.

No. 1026929

kes you're out there using this and thinking youre winning? this is pickme shit. shoo

No. 1026934

this is just re-inforcing genderroles (women can't build shit), don't see how this is a gold reply at all.

What's the context btw, what's the "male space" that was being reffered to?

No. 1026935

idk what other anons' problem is, this is based. Oh you argue with retarded incels by quoting 23rd wave interdimensional post marxist feminist authors at them? im sure that's super effective

No. 1026949

this is based and men should do most of the active work because their bodies are made for it. anyone getting mad at this and not wanting men to put their masculinity to good use are dumbasses

No. 1026951

This is based (on her delusions)

No. 1026958

pointing out differences between woman and man bad

No. 1026960

the idea that we're all literally equal in every way is what lead to so much tranny support from liberal/leftist men

No. 1026961

Stfu tradfilth, its bad to promote unrealistic made up differences between men and women. Women can build shit and always could.

No. 1026963

exactly, you just gotta call it like you see it
inb4 schizoanon calls us samefag because two people can never share the same unpopular opinions on an anonymous imageboard

No. 1026964

you're the type to get mad and bang your head when people say men and women have complimentary traits

No. 1026965

If anything trannies are all about the ~differences~ between women and men, not about similarities. If they thought that we are more similar than different then their entire ideology of mind being in the wrong body wouldnt make any sort of sense

No. 1026971

>their entire ideology of mind being in the wrong body wouldnt make any sort of sense
that's exactly the way it is lol. They believe that gender is social construct and that gender identity is innate and immutable, at the same time. It has never made any sense. That's why the smarter ones like contrapoints flat out refuse to define "woman" because they know there is no logical definition that includes men and isn't extremely sexist

No. 1026975

I don't really want and will not build anything - it's hard and I like when man do things for me kek they always did it and always should since they are build for it. I never saw a woman in snow in the middle of winter buildinga bridge while drinking vodka and I hope i never will

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No. 1026987

i agree that men and women are different etc etc but tbh I'd actually enjoy that more than retail

No. 1026997

File: 1642170518624.gif (134.99 KB, 300x305, fancy rat.gif)

Thanks for these absolutely retarded shitposts, nonnies!!

No. 1027023

obviously I 100% don't agree with this reply, its more about using Redpillers/conservative males own rhetoric against them
pointing out that actual traditional masculine males wouldn't be wasting time on social media or games is an effective reply against them

No. 1027028

>I don't really want and will not build anything
And that's fine but what you as an individual want isn't the point

No. 1027049

Work smarter not harder, nonna. Women should be in charge of most countries, money and intellectual areas, males should be building shit/being slaves, it's clear we are far advanced than them so why the fuck should we lower ourselves to their rudimentary tasks?

No. 1027069

File: 1642175744192.gif (5.13 MB, 755x755, shake it bitch.gif)

retarded shitpost thread is filled with retarded infighting. feels good man

No. 1027071

wonderful friesday indeed

No. 1027075

no like you’re completely right anon and I know what you’re trying to say, I think the gnc anons are misinterpreting what you’re saying but I totally get what you’re saying kek

No. 1027110

but trannies don't think we're equal. what is she trying to say

No. 1027167

Wtf are you having an affair? And I find out on fucking lolcow of all places? I knew something was wrong when you came home with your pickle slices all disheveled. No, no, don't touch me. I'm in shock.

No. 1027173

Samefag, but I just can't let this go, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

No. 1027362

File: 1642182925645.jpg (47.02 KB, 564x1002, 316edafeeff2adf6160a3c0975adbd…)

i love it when you call me nonnita
i wish i could pretend i didn't need ya

No. 1027391

correction: we're equal but not the same

No. 1027479

beautiful and simple.

No. 1027575

File: 1642188563264.gif (192.95 KB, 200x200, KaleidoscopicGrimBlackfish-max…)

how many tries till I get one of my own posts?? mh? mh?

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No. 1027699

i love fuit gummy

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No. 1027746

File: 1642193023272.png (42.17 KB, 300x100, 92.png)

No. 1027750

Bet on it

No. 1027761

What is this revolting chimp up to these days?

No. 1027775

File: 1642194578656.jpg (24.65 KB, 400x220, 313f877b44dfb4f931c57a4c59aceb…)

No. 1027794

is he even active anywhere still? is the kiwifarms thread still active? ours is dead-dead, it's so sad. i really just want lainey and her horrible content back.

No. 1027836

Blackpink in your area

No. 1027843

File: 1642198087879.jpg (121.87 KB, 1128x1128, tumblr_p7hqxdDY2v1x8nznuo5_128…)

No idea about kf. I miss Lainey's content too. She was a very enjoyable cow in her own way, while he is more of a retarded horrorcow. Make Onion Gay Again!

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No. 1027852

it kinda is - i will not force myself or anyone to do it, I still can think that a man should do it though. the only way yor words would make sense would be if you were a commie which does not make sense anyway.

No. 1027853

No. 1027854

Omg I luv u

No. 1027856

File: 1642198588822.jpeg (79.87 KB, 385x371, 203D2889-A13E-4620-BC09-741943…)

Wow i guess she does

No. 1027915

File: 1642202450359.gif (4.88 MB, 400x300, 4A7EE9EF-298C-4C41-B132-37D358…)



No. 1027939

wow Lucinda you're a great dancer

No. 1027973

Fuck it, no sage, just gonna bage and be a rage on this cage yo

No. 1027995


No. 1028200

File: 1642226548407.jpeg (59.63 KB, 736x552, DFB50762-9EB7-4E4E-968C-6BAAAB…)

WHY? why nonnies why? HELLO? HELLOO!!! why! hi hello hi what’s up lolcow dot farm hi !!! Zzzzz… zzzz zzzzz (sleepy)

No. 1028205

Aw come sleep in my arms

No. 1028210

What are y’all doin? Screwin?

No. 1028231

File: 1642229989579.jpg (13.81 KB, 322x315, fcbc57f09db01982a0215d2faee240…)

Screaming, pissing and crying at the same time

No. 1028251

File: 1642232883581.png (226.07 KB, 3884x1588, 867aa648e20e6ca9b65eefbf1d4ebb…)

That's how it is in this bitch of a squid game.

No. 1028259

Is this song racist?

No. 1028605

File: 1642262680310.jpeg (987.11 KB, 1788x1125, D60E37A9-0CA3-490C-A085-4C9DED…)

Sexy Asian male

No. 1028616

File: 1642263509497.jpg (42.87 KB, 640x349, 1619955103509.jpg)


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No. 1028783

Let me introduce you to my cat, lobster bisque, and my dog, meat pie.

No. 1028800

>the old school dir en grey cosplayers
I love this

No. 1028831

File: 1642274486435.jpeg (1.07 MB, 1125x1378, 04DA8D9D-1A0B-4CF8-B9F3-8B5C92…)

i’m gonna go hang out at the ciber cafe, does anyone wanna come with?

No. 1028839

File: 1642275440216.jpeg (17.92 KB, 194x259, 0476F282-526B-4F11-BC5C-52F9D5…)

Give me one of those ice creams that the owner makes, it’s 1 cent, so return the spare change to me.

No. 1028984

File: 1642283291680.gif (4.68 MB, 400x225, 1634668588551.gif)

pls don't ban for racebait but FUCK ITALIANS

No. 1028991

Bald Dante
Bald Nero

No. 1029016

sorry they were out of icecream and i used all of your money for an extra hour so i could finish reading fanfic on livejournal. i’ll pay you back next week.

No. 1029045

File: 1642287198134.gif (107.05 KB, 423x425, db8ua32-3a0694bb-28f6-4f2d-8c3…)


No. 1029051

mario didn't do anything wrong fuck you

No. 1029054

i hate his stupid accent so much like "mamma mia" shut the fuck up

No. 1029061

File: 1642288243291.jpg (38.55 KB, 574x708, EanCc6rXkAAJF1N.jpg)

bitch I'm trying to, calm down

No. 1029063

File: 1642288337680.gif (2.73 MB, 640x558, 3498275.gif)

me and my nonnies on our way to be retarded on the Absolutely retarded shitpost thread #14

No. 1029075

File: 1642289601353.jpeg (880.04 KB, 698x1265, A191E577-A038-4C44-B538-A4B199…)


No. 1029079

File: 1642290484138.png (966.46 KB, 962x960, mrmn.png)

No. 1029080

lastone is based af arf arf

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No. 1029084

File: 1642291278250.jpg (9.84 KB, 192x256, 493939.jpg)

Why i'm Openly Transphobic (controversial)
Trigger Warning
I mean really? Who even likes those things anyway. Trains are such unnecessary things in our modern society. They are dirty, ugly, and always have at least 1 drug dealer inside it. I fucking hate trains, cars and buses are 1000% times more superior. Fuck trains and their shitty railways clogging up the land.

No. 1029100

File: 1642293326267.gif (3.63 MB, 640x554, dr-strange-doctor-strange.gif)

Nobody suspects it, but I'm a total slut when it comes to Stephen Strange. He brings out the savage woman in me. I absolutely can't with those nonexistent lips and evil goatee of his. He's a powerful and - I can't stress this enough - fit sorcerer that exudes big dick energy. If only we could make out so passionately that it shattered the walls between his reality and mine. Only heavens know how many dick appointments I'd set with that damn Doctor. In sum, I just can't get over Doctor Strange, he cast a spell on this very hoe and do not want out of it.

No. 1029116

You should go to /g lol

No. 1029124

All men 40+ and older should just stop having sex. Their penises should be deactivated. It's enough. If they're still virgins by that age, it's okay and they shouldn't disrupt their life with sexual matters
Sex is for older women and all people in their 20s. If you disagree, no you don't. Peace
I feel like it should be 30, but I feel like when a woman is like 30, 40, etc, people in their 20s start to look like babies

No. 1029132

they do nonnie, ty for the edit

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No. 1029567

File: 1642344345056.png (9.95 KB, 810x810, ElmC-kzU8AEw935.png)

what the world REALLY needs is a cup of tea with infinite hot tea for each of us.

No. 1029570

File: 1642344576878.jpg (165.48 KB, 736x1029, 95a243ea6ca6542f785eaa3606c261…)


No. 1029593

File: 1642347083888.jpg (33.03 KB, 424x600, 1453.jpg)

troon idols will be burned down, inshallah.

No. 1029623

File: 1642349420283.png (73.09 KB, 225x442, Raiden_MGS2.png)

African American boys ♥

No. 1029632

oooooo pretty….

No. 1029639

File: 1642350255286.png (8.66 KB, 240x240, main (1).png)

Please vote for the Lolcow Awards 2021 Edition here
Due: One week from now! Or so.

No. 1029640

Too few options

No. 1029643

>barely any options
>Venus (let it die please)

No. 1029649

I think it’s better to have “too few options” because the kiwifarms edition has too many.

No. 1029672

Clearly you haven't been there in the previous polls. We usually have 3-4 options to chose.

No. 1029720

kek was venus (let it die please) from my entry form I think it was

No. 1029732

If people have already voted in the thread why not just count those?

No. 1029738

It's how it always has worked if I remember correctly. Farmers suggested their nominations and then a poll was being made with the most popular choices. Then everyone voted on those (I assume including people too lazy to write their choices)

No. 1029754

This is shit. Very few options, at least put the ones most voted in the thread. bah

No. 1029766

File: 1642356354675.jpg (113.13 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault5.jpg)

But what have you done to support trans women of color today?

No. 1029777

GODDAMN IT. You made me drop my pineapple cup in laughter.

No. 1029786

i love the Yakuza games so much. Dont they constantly make fun of men in dresses?

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No. 1029810

Okay, cool, that makes sense to me. Voted!

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No. 1029887

Basded pyro

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No. 1029960

hey hey go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid yo yo yo ay go crazy go stupid go crazy go crazy stupid hey go crazy yo go crazy go stupid go crazy go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid and crazy go stupid and crazy yo go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid go nuts go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid go nuts and crazy and go crazy and stupid go crazy go stupid go nuts go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid go crazy go stupid go crazy

No. 1030320

File: 1642406952885.gif (257.79 KB, 120x90, 2DD6C88C-9D90-4C15-98E9-C2D93C…)

Mario if he angry

No. 1030321

Joe Mama

No. 1030328

is a llama

No. 1030330

i love women fuuuuck i love women

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No. 1030342

shoot me a email

No. 1030344

sock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shitsock full of shit

No. 1030345

File: 1642408864104.jpg (33.88 KB, 564x423, ee8fe23f1d8b574f1d1359741c624b…)

get on the trampoline, precious cows

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No. 1030355

File: 1642410773391.jpg (121.5 KB, 1080x824, 1642200799510.jpg)

Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.Krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me. krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, ford you and nee. Kyrixgs krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me.krusyy mean pizza, is Tre pizza ,of ryou. And me .krusty krab pizza is a pizza for you and me!

No. 1030379

Quick Reply

No. 1030436

This is beaaAuuuttiffuuuulll

No. 1030458

Dates and figs stuffed with pine nuts and ground peppercorns dipped in honey.

No. 1030463

File: 1642424394558.png (104.62 KB, 320x231, stupid frog thing.png)

imma be straight up honest with you nonny
i'm horny as fuck

No. 1030465

Bork Bork Bork

No. 1030473

File: 1642425304504.png (994.58 KB, 1056x691, 0.PNG)

Order your buffet

No. 1030477

File: 1642425768857.jpeg (198.37 KB, 1650x1080, meahyuls.jpeg)

I'm kinda picky, trying new things is hard. If I don't finish my food pls someone eat it for me, I don't wanna pay ten dollary doos because I don't know my own stomach.

No. 1030480

My farts are extremely powerful today, they're very warm and loud and they really fucking stink. What the fuck did I eat? Is there something rotting in my gut? It smells so bad. I wish I could find a way to harness this energy for my own benefit, like powering a small appliance.

No. 1030482

i love this cursed site

No. 1030484

me last night

No. 1030489

File: 1642426915236.jpeg (189.87 KB, 1056x691, C6FF0D8B-FBAC-4608-AE95-6A09DF…)

Ideally this, realistically less.

No. 1030493

File: 1642427230032.jpeg (195.26 KB, 1056x691, 32729E94-674B-47A0-AD92-4FEA61…)

No. 1030494

File: 1642427594847.gif (8.87 KB, 100x100, 862407qepq9yiv4m.gif)

No. 1030499

I’d be too scared of getting charged $10 for wasting to order anything kek

No. 1030500

File: 1642427951859.jpg (191.1 KB, 1056x691, gongongong.jpg)

I don't know what any of this shit is

No. 1030510

Luncheon meat is spam

No. 1030517

File: 1642428848930.jpg (236.26 KB, 1080x1080, 269995081_341253524167199_3284…)

Good taste anon

No. 1030518

Ah, i see she ordered the . . . ?¿

No. 1030537

File: 1642431854403.jpg (43.21 KB, 735x464, ea72dce853386bf73a3fde893a0be6…)

I'm officially setting the world on fire, any nonny who wants to live please stand behind me. Moids repent for I am light and mine is the only way. xoxo

No. 1030540

Just a girlboss burning down the filth to set up the bases for her empire.

No. 1030574

Based, long live to the Goddess of Light

No. 1030577

That was the only one I did know

No. 1030586

Let's fucking go

No. 1030627

File: 1642437946292.jpg (19.35 KB, 275x234, 1578515537481.jpg)

Hail morningstar moriganna

No. 1030677

File: 1642440976965.jpeg (125.71 KB, 1099x820, 74F6971B-7312-4810-B79D-7D501B…)

i agree with this statement

No. 1030810

File: 1642446871880.jpg (76.27 KB, 495x393, christ almighty.jpg)

tfw prolifers want us to believe that the thing on the upper left of this pic is in any way human

No. 1030811

fucking kek

No. 1030825

File: 1642447952849.jpg (7.25 KB, 294x171, images.jpg)

theyre vibing

No. 1030829

File: 1642448035982.jpg (Spoiler Image, 122.29 KB, 1143x1280, F4.large.jpg)

No. 1030833

Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiieeeee I need a massage from a handsome man with big strong hands who is my age and we like each other, right noooooowwwwweeeee

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No. 1030856

sounds like masterchef tbh

No. 1030877

File: 1642450354108.gif (2.43 MB, 500x500, 309.gif)

its all for youuu
if you really want it
its all for youuu
if u say u need it
its all for youUuuUu

No. 1030982

File: 1642455587975.jpg (51.24 KB, 640x640, 1a07ca187fd4937a28b2151ddc03cf…)

hella gay in here

No. 1030983

Me on the bottom left

No. 1031003

Buttery biscuit base.

No. 1031087

File: 1642462621062.jpg (541.55 KB, 1052x744, 3648383938.jpg)

Get in losers we're going to fight the champion

No. 1031100

tag who you are, im the gecko

No. 1031105

File: 1642463817144.jpeg (86.41 KB, 568x561, 97005925-9B37-488B-8575-57538B…)

if only it were actually possible

No. 1031111

File: 1642464219062.jpg (124.42 KB, 1071x798, 111161111611.jpg)

No. 1031114

just bit myself so hard laughing at this shit fuck off i can taste blood

No. 1031119

File: 1642465263599.jpg (52.89 KB, 500x500, avatars-000311298650-gvyh4f-t5…)

looks like a retarded pepe

No. 1031188

File: 1642472306469.gif (7.63 MB, 480x320, xHXIH41.gif)

No. 1031192

File: 1642472585327.jpg (33.6 KB, 736x898, 9bbb4a9ac71ba5dd62b94292791857…)

I watched the whole thing

No. 1031204

Why is the file size so big for this version

No. 1031214

File: 1642474366205.png (370.36 KB, 382x480, 9EFB56C2-B5EC-40A9-9288-13954B…)

No. 1031235

File: 1642475807109.jpg (2.2 MB, 2987x3464, OrigalJokeAFunnyHaha.jpg)

Which one is the streamer, which one the dead troon

No. 1031244

File: 1642476443900.jpg (48.17 KB, 735x754, 35fd66607928b3cafd1dd15544fa09…)

You wake up groggy and confused from yet another erotic clown dream and suddenly see a cheeky monkey smugly drinking your last Capri Sun. Wat do

No. 1031248

File: 1642476848717.gif (599.13 KB, 220x220, download.gif)

i test my own strength and throw down on the monkey. he knew that my only reason to wake up in the morning was that capri sun and knowingly stole it from me, basically looking me in my eyes and saying "do it, coward. i know you won't". well normally, my friend, i wouldn't. but today is your lucky day. i hope we both die.

No. 1031249

Respectfully respect her choice in drinks

No. 1031256

File: 1642477605049.jpg (40.35 KB, 736x736, 543dff88b449b6bc0b6d573cb71bab…)

No. 1031259

File: 1642477807785.jpg (63.94 KB, 1300x995, 112562342-close-up-of-boiled-s…)

No. 1031672

File: 1642523747545.jpg (171.42 KB, 697x782, incinerate.jpg)

I'm throwing it inside

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No. 1031969

File: 1642540775104.jpg (115.61 KB, 1080x810, Tumblr_l_661965580785603.jpg)

Are these bara

No. 1031983

that's some snk shit

No. 1031984

File: 1642541281274.png (182.97 KB, 500x244, ggg.png)

Yo they got the same car as us

No. 1031986

File: 1642541477129.jpg (65.38 KB, 640x800, Tumblr_l_661247481710044.jpg)

>blocks your path

No. 1031991

Just testing the right way to link cross board


No. 1031992

Holy shit sims 4 irl!!!!!

No. 1032015

File: 1642542891159.jpg (188.68 KB, 900x354, 435541.jpg)

Purple nurple

No. 1032119

Harry Style

No. 1032143

Henry Fashion

No. 1032358

File: 1642564274951.jpg (53.91 KB, 735x1103, 43e1022c60e6413650c50ef385e3c3…)

If you are stressed, save this image. Zoom in. Relax with monke. Breathe with monke. You are at ease.

No. 1032369

Imagine how clear this monkeys' sinuses are

No. 1032373

No. 1032393

Be at peace, monke.

No. 1032397

LMao i read "if you get arrested" wtf

No. 1032404

This monkey reminded me I needed to meditate and I just did. Thanks!

No. 1032416

File: 1642569523303.gif (2.34 MB, 498x457, 1642555924125.gif)

i saw this gif while smoking weed and i almost lose it

No. 1032460

Do you ever just

No. 1032492

I basically never stop

No. 1032606

File: 1642588540705.png (206.13 KB, 603x524, orc.png)

I need to shit so badly let me die god

No. 1032633

Just saw this while taking a huge poo on the toilet

No. 1032643

File: 1642592250250.jpg (106.93 KB, 720x711, IMG-20211008-WA0015.jpg)

Sounds like a deal to me

No. 1032653

toji fushiguro???? loves him

No. 1032674

File: 1642596260877.jpg (33.2 KB, 463x785, Death of the Reprobate.jpg)

UPDATE: I am okay, in bed, recovering.

No. 1032693

File: 1642597442554.jpeg (214.92 KB, 1152x2048, 8FC3309E-2759-44A5-8903-71EFC5…)


No. 1032694

File: 1642597548888.jpg (55.94 KB, 625x431, what a fag.jpg)

I hate troons so much it's unreal. If I could press a button and every troon on the planet suddenly got a toothache, I would smash that like button and ring the bell.

No. 1032702

But that’s a PS1…

No. 1032755

File: 1642601958843.jpeg (852.06 KB, 828x1528, 218BCBA1-5A06-4E6F-B670-59EA00…)

You are so beautiful and brave, hon!! Love those ear phones, meaowwww!

No. 1032835

File: 1642608706212.png (290.34 KB, 680x490, 3D4DB2EF-8075-47A2-B079-A6D704…)

i want to smoke a blunt with doc oc

No. 1032995

File: 1642616765019.png (510.25 KB, 500x478, FITmFL_WUAAKVFs.png)

No. 1033166

I don't know how to explain but he looks like he listens to kmfdm

No. 1033320

File: 1642635562950.jpg (238.5 KB, 1080x1623, Screenshot_20220119-173704.jpg)

Learn more

No. 1033322

No I don't think I will

No. 1033329

is it the school shooter energy?

No. 1033334

Yeah, I think you're right, that's it

No. 1033352

File: 1642638685916.png (597.83 KB, 1152x654, 74116C4A-706E-4971-B8E9-3D72B3…)

No. 1033377

File: 1642640507333.gif (747.54 KB, 240x240, Tumblr_l_665540388591531.gif)

What muscles would this activate

No. 1033381

the brain, i don't know if it's a muscle tho

No. 1033383

Father Lenin looking sexy

No. 1033384

Hamstring, gluteus and genital.

No. 1033399

File: 1642642264791.jpg (13.42 KB, 300x243, Tumblr_l_45656201868050.jpg)

Do you like Lana Del Rey?

No. 1033405

Her early work was a little too sugar baby bullshit for my taste. But when Chemtrails came out in '21, I think she really came into her own, not commercially but artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. She's been compared to Lorde, but I think Lana has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

No. 1033434

File: 1642644718340.jpg (147.05 KB, 540x764, tumblr_075076b41f98397fbd945ef…)

All the microplastics from the ocean mixed with hormones in my brain over the years and that's why I'm so attracted to anime men

No. 1033438

ew whys he eating gloves

No. 1033441

Both his gloves AND panties are edible

No. 1033447

To ingest more microplastics so that he can like me back.

No. 1033456

just recycle him

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No. 1033484

Don't forget ninny, nonny

a foolish person.

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No. 1033579

Everyone forgot about
light of my life, fire of my loins.
My sin, my soul.
No-nee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. No. Nee. Ta

No. 1033628

this is kinda hot ngl

No. 1033635

File: 1642661064484.jpg (38.96 KB, 523x420, dunno.jpg)

no actually you're wrong

No. 1033637

No. 1033657

File: 1642662793731.jpg (41.7 KB, 600x935, Tumblr_l_661933002440511.jpg)

bird berd burd boid

No. 1033676

To the tune of Teenage Dirtbag:

He went by Noel
Once DYEL and celibate
And now it's Jizzelle
Paraded and celebrated

He grooms on Tik Tok
In programmer socks
And nobody knows it's a scam
The pedo should just get vanned already…

Redditor hons and ogres, ladies
Got them worshipping girldick for good ratings
They call me a bitchy hole and maybe you too. OooohooOooo

Thank you, thank you. I am a lyricist.

No. 1033757

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No. 1033798

Shakira? Yeah

No. 1033833

nonnica lewinsky

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No. 1033840

pizzapizza pastapasta poopoo poopoo mama mia

No. 1033857

Posts ITT often remind me of this passage from Huxley's Point Counter Point:
>Polly Logan sat in front of the looking-glass. As she drew the comb through her hair there was a fine small crackling of electric sparks. 'Little sparks, like a tiny battle, tiny, tiny ghosts shooting. Tiny battle, tiny ghost of a battle-rattle.' Polly pronounced the words in a sonorous monotone, as though she were reciting to an audience. She lingered lovingly over them, rolling the r's, hissing on the s's, humming like a bee on the m's, drawing out the long vowels and making them round and pure. 'Ghost rattle of ghost rifles, in-fin-ites-imal ghost cannonade.' Lovely words! It gave her a peculiar satisfaction to be able to roll them out, to listen with an appreciative, a positively gluttonous ear, to the rumble of the syllables as they were absorbed into the silence. Polly had always liked talking to herself. It was a childish habit which she would not give up. 'But if it amuses me,' she protested, when people laughed at her for it, 'why shouldn't I? It does nobody any harm.' She refused to let herself be laughed out of the habit. 'Electric, electric,' she went on, dropping her voice, and speaking in a dramatic whisper. 'Electrical musketry, metrical biscuitry. Ow! ' The comb had caught in a tangle.

No. 1033860

>Electrical musketry
Sick band name
>Metrical biscuitry
Sick first album

No. 1033866

File: 1642678599103.jpg (114.63 KB, 768x1000, napoyaoi.jpg)


No. 1033869

Who is the other dude, he is cuter than Nap.

No. 1033871

That's funny and kinda cute ngl

No. 1033881

Basic bitch taste ngl. But it's Alexander I.

No. 1033889

File: 1642681461605.jpg (235.35 KB, 900x900, 5bd8609085600a2035612810.jpg)

I retract my previous statement. Too fat. And what kinda hair style is this?

No. 1033956

File: 1642685414117.jpeg (52.65 KB, 614x233, EC6EC9E8-FB03-4336-BD49-AFCF49…)

Your average day on /g/

No. 1033971

Shes right tho

No. 1033976

Sometimes I get really mad and I don't understand why.

No. 1033977

Yoshi is racist

No. 1034022

waluigi is racist* i fixed it for you

No. 1034033

a refresher for you nonas

No. 1034124

this thread pic is so fucking cute i bet the anon who used it is such a cutie

No. 1034130

File: 1642694742891.jpg (367.71 KB, 1440x1440, 1620498944159.jpg)

I saved this pic because she looks like she's scratching her crotch

No. 1034132

The underage on this website has gotten markedly obvious and borderline insufferable.

No. 1034142

Agreed and somewhat related but a few threads ago (forgot which one) I saw some post that basically said
>geez my package's all messed up and wrong! I bet TERF hands packed this!
and everyone just let it slide. Is it just not taking bait? What if by not taking subtle baits and gatekeeping we are actually unknowingly encouraging twittertards to migrate here to air their slightly problematic takes while shitting up threads with their retardation? I do not know. The site culture is shifting, the lolcow I once knew is changing, but I am as autistic as ever. Where will I go now…?

No. 1034153

I haven't been here long, but jeeeezus. In two years the tone has completely flipped! How? I feel like I'm amongst 16 year olds. The anons in the vent or advice threads especially say the stupidest shit. (even for autists kek)

No. 1034162

File: 1642695721918.jpg (126.59 KB, 896x1014, 1640611466513.jpg)

bump DO NOT SCROLL there's a pic of what looks like a dead woman stay safe anons

No. 1034185

File: 1642696137072.jpeg (253.71 KB, 828x625, E21CF991-CA0A-457B-ADB6-5E1A29…)

aaaah, I was about to comment about how LC has been peaceful lately and not having raids. I just happened to glance the thread pic and it's making my stomach turns

No. 1034186

i hate how we have to fear seeing shit like this in our communities.
I only see women-only spaces being raided like this……kind of depressing

No. 1034187

Twitter whores and scrotes cant stay in their fucking lane. Time to migrate to the pinkpilled board.

No. 1034188

it has been having raids, but instead of gore, there have been multiple trolls/males starting long arguments here and getting away with it because infighting is now allowed.

No. 1034213

Really? Sometimes I couldn't tell if it was an uninformed anon or actually bait/troll. I will keep it in mind. I usually only on /ot/ and /m/

No. 1034279

Normalize public pussy itching for equality

No. 1034283

Speak for yourself oldfags don't get phased bc they lurked 4chan before. Maybe gore should stay up to scare the twitterfags and 15 year olds away.

No. 1034290

Don't post that hoe

No. 1034292

Yeah honestly i don't give a fuck about gore/raids, those are standard trolling in imageboards, moids aren't creative

No. 1034301

nta but one example was that anon who kept sperging about ~genetic lineage~ and reproduction in the unconventional men thread. literally no one else besides /pol/ cares about that shit

No. 1034306

have you also noticed the weird eugenics talk in the general tinfoil thread as well? i know nonnas can be a little autistic when it comes to science and history but the way they’re suggesting that thousands that are dying from the virus and by the hands of government incompetence are just weak people who need to be dealt with by “natural selection” makes me laugh so hard it’s giving scrote-brained /pol/ talking points

No. 1034307

no one likes poopy, grimy, or any other of the nlog thot clones. get up to date

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No. 1034316

Unfortunately this line of thought has escaped the constraints of internet forums and you'll see normies spouting it too. The pandemic just highlighted how the average person has no empathy for the old, weak and ill.

No. 1034327

based speak it anon

No. 1034357

File: 1642703893554.jpg (125.26 KB, 1199x690, 2jkfl6sfrs801.jpg)

when I hear about natural selection, all I think about is the alpha male in picrel who has 'naturally selected' himself to rot in the ground. Based if he skipped the massacre and jumped right into the suicide

No. 1034359

There's been a "porn makes men coom all day and not want to get jobs/school" shit so it's probably some polfag spamming his brainworms

No. 1034364

Men are truly cowards. He took the life of innocent students, then killed himself instead of going to jail. I also wish they would suicide right away

No. 1034381

>A student once asked anthropologist Margaret Mead, “What is the earliest sign of civilization?” The student expected her to say a clay pot, a grinding stone, or maybe a weapon.
>Margaret Mead thought for a moment, then she said, “A healed femur.”
>A femur is the longest bone in the body, linking hip to knee. In societies without the benefits of modern medicine, it takes about six weeks of rest for a fractured femur to heal. A healed femur shows that someone cared for the injured person, did their hunting and gathering, stayed with them, and offered physical protection and human companionship until the injury could mend.
>Mead explained that where the law of the jungle—the survival of the fittest—rules, no healed femurs are found. The first sign of civilization is compassion, seen in a healed femur.

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No. 1034394

File: 1642705409496.jpg (68.59 KB, 1200x747, DfCdDUGU8AEZK8o[1].jpg)

we are

No. 1034421

Maybe I'm the dragonborn!! I just don't know it yet!!!

No. 1034444

Nta but thanks for sharing this

No. 1034450

when a bwack cat
crosses my paaat

No. 1034494

a woman in da mooooon
is singing to the airth
a woman in da moooon
is singing to the airth
na na na na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaa
na na na na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaa

No. 1034765

File: 1642720618624.png (236.77 KB, 487x750, 3ADCDDF6-2E05-4027-B313-B3EB28…)

I can’t stop thinking about this.

No. 1034781

File: 1642721000585.jpg (36.67 KB, 700x700, 5e6782b89ee19_1nyn34drl0l31__7…)

i need black cate

No. 1034792

File: 1642721541743.jpg (40.58 KB, 540x513, FAxvHpCXoAMcSGd.jpg)

As God intended, anon

No. 1034798

File: 1642722060088.png (53.7 KB, 178x616, 7mqlbnf6q2g31.png)

I have a skeepaloopa-shoopadoopa bopbopwop na boop di dooks, strinky winky zawazinky stop de bopdem loopy wooms. Loomparumpa whifflysnakes, boopdrawoogra wheedry lakes, zoo da woopra skeedashoopra hokem pokem zubridups.

No. 1034800

I would really like a small white cat
There is one i see in the parking lot
I wish she could come live with me

No. 1034801

you can have mine

No. 1034805

What a beutiful poem, nonnie

No. 1034817

File: 1642723059856.png (415.71 KB, 680x415, 155.png)

LIke share and subscribe and sage if u get it

No. 1034848

looks like a gay man

No. 1034853

Gore below, don't scroll.

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No. 1034858

File: 1642725646450.jpeg (128.73 KB, 960x1280, 33109F3E-60C8-4164-BD51-CBC36C…)

Gore smh

No. 1034859

No. 1034861

File: 1642725723917.jpg (138.63 KB, 1280x854, 4ec87d33dc380df5e89c85de309e6e…)

Gore spam.

No. 1034869

File: 1642725846315.jpeg (214.32 KB, 828x1351, 05395ACF-8B70-4CC0-899C-1975ED…)

No. 1034875

File: 1642726073340.jpg (48.66 KB, 731x1188, 73823244cbf3fc78ba98ccc5b92133…)

No. 1034876

File: 1642726094073.gif (8.95 KB, 200x260, 1642644509882.gif)

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File: 1642726188859.jpg (7.48 KB, 236x198, pasted image 0.jpg)

No. 1034884

File: 1642726228518.jpeg (255.54 KB, 1152x2048, DADF486B-CEC6-4933-9122-F26CE5…)

it has been six hours since and the gore raid is still on going? ahh I just wanna blogpost

No. 1034885

File: 1642726259318.gif (1.7 MB, 275x190, 081FF977-050F-4688-A9AD-8FCF80…)

No. 1034886

please tell me theres a gif version of this

No. 1034892

no unfortunately i even tried looking for it

No. 1034894

File: 1642726507946.jpg (140.81 KB, 736x981, 283e1c2380000a7d002f4b1a42e054…)

No. 1034899

its okay i will be saving it anyways

No. 1034901

File: 1642726648182.jpg (73.94 KB, 736x736, 7078b2770ece01f134a9f07d673aca…)

No. 1034902

How about don't acknowledge it??

No. 1034911

File: 1642726917358.png (399.48 KB, 600x408, a0c.png)

No. 1034915

File: 1642727002606.gif (1.22 MB, 478x345, 1324501148002.gif)

Yes but it's so short. I couldn't find anything better.

No. 1034919

I'm gon cry

No. 1034920

File: 1642727509922.jpg (51.31 KB, 640x413, s-l640.jpg)

Mommy is definitely a demon

No. 1034926

File: 1642727799108.gif (1.74 MB, 480x294, db75c4031f609e2e4117d3b2b1325b…)


No. 1034938

File: 1642728690593.gif (2.46 MB, 498x498, samcord.gif)

who even are these people

No. 1035004

This is a retarded underaged take, 'maybe gore posted by retarded moids should stay up so idiot teenagers stay away from my cool and obscure imageboards!' Only teenagers would actively pretend to be okay with gore to come across as 'cool' and 'not a sensitive little bitch!' I'm an oldfag too and I still don't want to see gore when I'm just trying to read random shit on lolcow, idiot. Don't desensitize yourself to pictures of murdered women.

No. 1035024

good post

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No. 1035042

File: 1642735936484.jpg (18.98 KB, 450x281, Tumblr_l_664948002180768.jpg)

What would go with these shoes

No. 1035045

Sam and Olivia

No. 1035046

A crazy bish outfit

No. 1035048

File: 1642736111761.jpeg (241.68 KB, 566x635, smiley-face-thumbs-up-thank-yo…)

A gun to the head

No. 1035055

File: 1642736863245.jpg (46.67 KB, 404x612, istockphoto-108274615-612x612.…)

No. 1035079

mind = BLOWN

No. 1035088

Goddammit I just want to ride my husbando so bad!!!

No. 1035097

File: 1642739048775.jpg (237.91 KB, 878x1402, Screenshot_20220120-222346.jpg)

ride him

No. 1035104

File: 1642739345548.jpg (84.34 KB, 957x1300, male-vet-portrait-10942810.jpg)

sorry… but it turns out he is severely ill and were going to have to put him down

No. 1035112

Horse. Cock.

No. 1035139

He tried to escape, but unfortunately ran straight into traffic. He ironically got hit by a semi truck carrying art supplies specifically glitter glue. So much glitter every where.

No. 1035205

File: 1642746842901.jpeg (111 KB, 750x740, 5CB38D6C-ECF3-4C10-B57B-D35239…)

Is she wrong

Gore posting again

No. 1035208

File: 1642746882647.jpg (98.65 KB, 736x981, a2d6dbb60f7aeee0c0414f1206b08a…)

No. 1035209

File: 1642746942508.gif (351.17 KB, 176x144, 7FB84259-E197-4AF8-A67D-B69D3C…)

What Typical farmer infighting looks like

No. 1035210

File: 1642746942691.jpg (27.35 KB, 455x673, his demise.jpg)

Males are so retarded

No. 1035212

File: 1642747040122.jpeg (102.18 KB, 1080x1075, 88EA8C4B-8D4F-401C-9E6D-44134C…)

The fucking toast HOLDER

No. 1035375

File: 1642765423291.jpg (286.94 KB, 720x775, IMG_20220121_182356.jpg)


No. 1035385

File: 1642766237305.jpeg (325.76 KB, 1494x690, B9FF9505-F882-4BE9-A2B8-4F87E8…)

Take care of yourselves my precious cows
That’s all from me

No. 1035390

Sharpen your horns, don't remove them.

No. 1035412

>irony of this picture is that there were a team of humans helping this cow out

No. 1035593

File: 1642781750581.gif (1.25 MB, 300x225, 31a38a8668184e112ae9ddff21ddf7…)


No. 1035595

File: 1642781780150.gif (1.76 MB, 346x303, 34b50711b8ca7a770f1f4fbe350e7c…)


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File: 1642782321986.gif (47 KB, 217x217, de241bf1afd9d6fcddb3c503e78ea5…)

No. 1035718

File: 1642788385240.jpg (279.35 KB, 828x826, Tumblr_l_46515841128712.jpg)

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No. 1035982

sqweek skweek squeak squeek skweak sqwik skveek sqkweak

No. 1035986

Oi bruv what you sayin yeah
You wanna say that to my fockin face?

No. 1035987

Oh yes I do believe that's the case

No. 1036019

File: 1642797413007.jpg (57 KB, 576x600, r411349_1944294.jpg)


No. 1036086

File: 1642800016696.jpg (417.75 KB, 1920x1345, gaytoothbrush.jpg)

wash your teeth lil rat

No. 1036135

File: 1642802387720.png (175.76 KB, 440x262, 88483844.png)

No. 1036157

Intergalactic rat swallows a green nebula

No. 1036171

File: 1642804409366.gif (336.96 KB, 220x213, 9F8F8E5A-1634-4132-9E90-97CF5C…)


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File: 1642806381158.gif (105.21 KB, 220x276, tenor.gif)


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No. 1036238

File: 1642809306276.png (1.33 MB, 1600x900, n83sedjvisa51.png)

eeeehhh later

No. 1036244


ily and i love that book

No. 1036292

So hungry I could eat food

No. 1036314

>Don't desensitize yourself to pictures of murdered women
I'm sorry if this sounds "unsympathetic", but you want me to feel bad every time those pictures are posted when that's exactly what those troons/moids want me to do: to feel threatened and scared, and i can't let them do that. I wouldn't visit this site if i didn't know how to react every time a moid gets "pissy" at us

No. 1036325

That's not what they were saying at all, they were responding to someone saying that gore spam should be left up to deter newfags, which is retarded. Just report it when you see it and move on.

No. 1036341

Way ahead of you dumbass

No. 1036342

File: 1642818301617.gif (13.84 KB, 250x200, 5d4bf4f7607b426fb53df288fc8cc2…)

yotsuba has apprehended Pepe the Frog and plans to torture and execute him for crimes against humanity

No. 1036344

File: 1642818471406.png (18.17 KB, 322x190, 6EE0E693-08D5-4F85-9B38-8E53CD…)


No. 1036353

I thank you.

No. 1036358

Wtf I just found

No. 1036371

File: 1642820584766.jpg (130.82 KB, 680x559, Dw9NhxrVsAERBJU__01__01.jpg)

No. 1036415

Legalize cunnilingus

No. 1036492

File: 1642831035983.jpg (72.53 KB, 720x960, e36a19cce39b49c15dd2362bef391a…)


No. 1036496

File: 1642831496195.jpg (85.79 KB, 458x831, c802890dd8ab903e6615e9d4121845…)

Alexa play "glamorous" by fergie

No. 1036503

File: 1642831858659.jpeg (185.61 KB, 1080x1010, qK0kXVjvNpyQ.jpeg)

No. 1036504

Finally, I can smoke cunts all day in the comfort of my own home.

No. 1036524

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No. 1036590

File: 1642844981080.png (121.92 KB, 1128x490, covfefe.png)

No. 1036628

File: 1642849017043.jpg (98.28 KB, 1080x1250, 1621107154194.jpg)

Today I found out it is "mailto:" not "malito". Yes, I did always read it as "Malito".


No. 1036688

froggie wit da flattie?

No. 1036707

Hank hill toad

No. 1036708

File: 1642860029299.png (Spoiler Image, 147.63 KB, 266x504, honestqueen.png)


No. 1036710

i love her so much

No. 1036711

for real, I'm all here for this new free schizo-posting britney. It's so freeing to read her shitposting. Her timeline is bitterweeet to read. So much suffering but so much wholesome schizoshitposting too. 2021 was shit but gave us new Brit. Praise

No. 1036716

material gworl

No. 1036717

we all are our own set of selfcare humans and our own cows nonnie catch up

No. 1036740

I have a tub curve like hers too, I believe Britney ♥

No. 1036747

You joke but someone will start selling curved bathtubs and will bank off the influencers saying "my bathtub ACTUALLY IS mavy like that"

No. 1036751

No. 1036831

I believe you nona, if you ever decide to mass produce mavy bathtubs I will be the first donor in your kickstarters

No. 1036921

File: 1642871178197.png (6.91 KB, 301x159, tumblr_a3df650031af9096d780096…)

Me when I have a box

No. 1036933

is that kojima?

No. 1036947

The superior box sitter.

No. 1036958

File: 1642872736033.jpeg (662.64 KB, 1125x1455, FC04E0A5-B3F5-4435-BEF1-AE2D40…)

I found this from wikihow to keep jehova's witness from bothering me

No. 1036972

I wonder how many sincere replies I've posted on this site was to posts that were just stories made up by bored shitposting anons?

No. 1036974

does it matter

No. 1036977

No, but it's fun to think about. I wonder if the anon who ate her own discharge was for real.

No. 1036986

the man has no wrist. just a hotdog arm and a hand attached

No. 1036994

mhmhmgm sausages yummmmmmm

I'm one of those shitposting anons, it's fun to fuck with people on anon or not. I'd spare the nonnitas that came to vent with their problems though.

No. 1037004

miss her

No. 1037117

File: 1642878069029.jpg (26.59 KB, 634x418, 53213715-10427547-image-a-7_16…)

BREAKING NEWS: Japan's Monkey Queen Yakei violently overthrew the alpha male of her troop to become first female leader in 70 years

No. 1037138

File: 1642878864259.png (47.99 KB, 666x402, Capture1.PNG)

BREAKING NEWS that happened last year. Psh.

No. 1037144

File: 1642879241024.jpeg (146 KB, 480x640, F6DD3C70-C431-4976-8623-70FC79…)

this is the plot to a delinquent girlboss shoujo manga I'd love to read

No. 1037146

The safe road metrically care because ticket potentially nest along a careful processing. entertaining, grandiose soy.
The bright record exceptionally check because bagel inadvertently test including a strange bench. ashamed, lavish wax.
The cut network mathematically notice because example postprandially taste in a married exchange. dusty, impossible leo.
The quaint nancy uniformly flap because cream univariably lock aside a noxious oxygen. burly, purring sprout.
The pushy bottle atypically list because bank monthly arrange pro an agonizing spear. fortunate, eminent dress.
The abundant hail contemporaneously soothe because children likely spare at a determined salesman. last, deserted bucket.
The outgoing person coincidentally puncture because crate erroneously tease via a cooperative ikebana. truculent, harsh june.

No. 1037148

>delinquent girlboss shoujo manga

please tell me this actually exists and shes the main character

No. 1037181

Someone should make a manga about this monkey heroine.

No. 1037195

Naughty. Bad.

No. 1037201

but weren't you entertained by the pussy pooger anon, I think about her all the time too

No. 1037232

I'm on it nonny

No. 1037611

Very problematic

No. 1037614

The red text is too scary

No. 1037616

Is this the Bee Movie script?

No. 1037617


No. 1037618

File: 1642906071368.jpg (86.74 KB, 658x349, d4dd13e3be096fbb367e11a79b528d…)

Yumejo and fujo standing together, staring down a tranny janny

No. 1037622

Which one is the fujo and which one is the yumejo?

No. 1037630

The fujo is obviously the one with the glasses anon

No. 1037647

File: 1642907639664.jpeg (11.78 KB, 275x274, 1639118933381.jpeg)

I wanna kill myselfie
im not joking
My job is making me suicidal

No. 1037654

File: 1642908030261.gif (553.99 KB, 200x164, 1280095ghlf5b0a71.gif)

I have the savannah in my soul, I can feel it. I am speed.

No. 1037657

File: 1642908128935.gif (5.15 KB, 140x60, 80805a5bz6ncoah.gif)

Come to savannah with me, nonnie, run away from your problems

No. 1037674

i am scared of the big bad jungle

No. 1037745

File: 1642914578336.jpeg (211.31 KB, 828x448, F981B618-AB07-4C50-8849-7C5B6F…)


No. 1037746

File: 1642914977723.jpeg (157.6 KB, 1029x1125, 0863EC6E-BE1E-418E-BE69-89DDAB…)


No. 1037749

I can’t believe this ugly thing is still alive

No. 1037787

Fluffy pancakes, making fluffy pancakes
Fluffy pancakes that's what's it's gonna be

No. 1037791

File: 1642920034040.png (39.44 KB, 500x259, imagen_2022-01-23_004032.png)

No. 1037792

why did admin delete my cool retarded posts

No. 1037811

The text was scary

No. 1037966

File: 1642937039336.png (997.27 KB, 720x869, NO CAP.png)


No. 1038004

I need to pee. I need to get out of bed and pee. I just need to get up. and pee. so easy! and yet here I sit. not doing that.

No. 1038005

how far is your toilet from where you are?

No. 1038006

maybe ten steps away. life is so hard.

No. 1038131

I'm sorry everyone for scaring you, didn't mean to… I hope everyone feels a bit more at ease now! Ily

No. 1038162

File: 1642950525110.jpg (78.11 KB, 736x736, 64a8f2578c54d306fe9f2ffbaeb3f6…)

Who are we killin

No. 1038168

Omg this reminded me of asobi asobase when one girl said they should dress as virgin killers and the other took it literally, I imagine that's virgin killer clothes. Let's go kill virgins

No. 1038626

File: 1642971382399.jpeg (10.08 KB, 300x126, 4E8BD904-AE43-40A8-8294-5A9344…)


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No. 1038651


No. 1038656

File: 1642972640852.png (114.36 KB, 221x225, 99402d17695310c349858f7f313f4f…)


No. 1038659

Nasty ass

No. 1038672

File: 1642973439051.jpg (17.42 KB, 492x410, xfiles.jpg)

No. 1038673

File: 1642973524235.jpg (46.32 KB, 640x520, e1cdbe60889c6041abfdbd04fd5d13…)

No. 1038723

File: 1642975985973.gif (23.54 KB, 300x200, diglet.gif)

No. 1038951

File: 1642989215225.jpeg (370.03 KB, 1600x1100, A880E3C3-3F79-4D64-8B62-5DFEFF…)

No. 1038956

File: 1642989551707.jpeg (226.25 KB, 828x800, 867311C7-5AC6-4738-BAED-80F4F7…)

No. 1038959

File: 1642989684432.gif (769.34 KB, 280x300, AnxiousWebbedBrownbear-max-1mb…)

No. 1038965

god I puked in my mouth a little when I saw her post that

No. 1039037

File: 1642995402203.png (567.93 KB, 776x712, 271287469_792733261665762_2745…)

No. 1039044

File: 1642995823770.jpeg (30.84 KB, 300x429, download (2).jpeg)

i tarded

No. 1039049

File: 1642996393859.jpg (101.41 KB, 615x409, FaceApp_1638918634548.jpg)

He cute

No. 1039056

File: 1642997418366.jpg (22.05 KB, 476x644, cyberwoman.jpg)

Hot bot. I wanna

No. 1039068

>bf during sex "anon you feel so good"
>me thinking during sex "7 FOOT FRAME RATS ALONG HIS BACK"

No. 1039093

get retarded

No. 1039103

File: 1643001511552.gif (1012.68 KB, 208x240, circle.gif)

No. 1039194

File: 1643012762198.gif (999.31 KB, 500x468, tumblr_4e95cfa34e84843e65255b4…)

He's so hot.

No. 1039196

File: 1643012874633.png (247.1 KB, 500x500, 4ffa117ef16f4480aef9e715c56fe4…)

I really want this Sonny bust but I guess it falls under the category of soyboy movie merch so I won't.

No. 1039296

post screenshots of deleted posts or fight the hairy nostril curse bitch

No. 1039312

File: 1643023441648.jpg (192.8 KB, 900x594, 1-baby-raccoons-playing-er-deg…)

I wanna fuckin PLAY I wanna chase each other and WRASSLE!!! just roll around on the ground and screech with a lil BUDDY like a couple a feral raccoons AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

No. 1039322

File: 1643024198717.jpeg (95.83 KB, 945x938, thoughtsnfeels.jpeg)

Pease come find me

No. 1039329

He really is

No. 1039347


No. 1039354

File: 1643026884591.gif (14.6 KB, 108x131, 1513727rxn3yeuedv.gif)

Love you nonnies, see you in a few days! Try to not have too much fun while I'm away!

No. 1039376

File: 1643028876768.gif (15.01 KB, 128x128, ddkgmfj-be440f06-b243-4e00-a63…)

Good bye, nona!

No. 1039394

File: 1643030115635.jpg (123.41 KB, 719x724, sleep tight porker.jpg)

Can I stay in nonna's room since she's gone?

No. 1039474

File: 1643038784151.jpeg (122.81 KB, 896x1054, C7A9100D-6A23-4D5E-B6C9-08A799…)

I also supports men’s right to shut the fuck up and die

No. 1039487

File: 1643039900333.png (93.85 KB, 197x223, pony.png)

Ok I found the right thread
Alien pony rasta Pokemon

No. 1039503

Based Azula

No. 1039507

this picture is mine now. Delete it from you pc.

No. 1039533

You shouldn't talk or even think about him, nonna

No. 1039581

File: 1643044772636.jpg (112.45 KB, 306x497, s0_codeb37723ff-cc1c-4581-a9bd…)

Would she be a farmer?

No. 1039586

i can see her being a fujoshi who has never touched a real man's hand and who works in retail. she also vents about her coworkers all the time because they're all fucking each other (except for her) and it makes her mad. possibly autistic.

No. 1039608

Ada Lanza so cute despite some chimpunk genes mixed in. Yes, she would be and her posts would lead to legendary infights

No. 1039646

Lmfao but I too can only think of dumb shit or my thoughts go elsewhere during sex. This guy I was seeing told me to stop thinking so hard. Really though, I think that men in general think so little especially during sex.

No. 1039665

hyper autistic girls can be very sweet, I can see her being obsessed with a specific genre of videogames but not necessarily gossip itself

No. 1039907

File: 1643056582993.png (135.16 KB, 1089x221, what the fuck.PNG)

Scrotes really do be acting like this in real life though

No. 1040195

saged, sage, will sage. was saged, is saged, will be saged. had been saged, has been saged, will have been saged.

No. 1040202

to sage or not to sage; that is the question

No. 1040204

Never sage

No. 1040207


No. 1040260

File: 1643080286908.gif (1.21 MB, 550x550, Tumblr_l_151688523852447.gif)

Stupid boy
Stupid boy
Let's get some shoes
Let's… Party

No. 1040286

File: 1643081822344.jpeg (235.34 KB, 1017x1250, 6E4CC9E7-DA28-4869-8920-CD287E…)

I’ve already been to heaven
I’ve already been to heaven
I’ve already been to heaven
After five minutes I was like…let’s go

No. 1040300

File: 1643082566590.jpeg (164.97 KB, 1280x720, download ().jpeg)

in the future we will have a day where everyone has to throw their computers away into the trash. you will have 3 days to go on websites and do as you please. if you dont throw your computer away after the deadline you will be forcibly converted to islam, and 7 days later you will have something gay happen to you. this will cause god to have to kill you. after the impurities are cleansed we will no longer have war or problems. i'm running for president in 2024 and if you dont vote for me i'll die and it will be solely your fault.

No. 1040331

File: 1643083876494.jpg (83.49 KB, 1080x781, Screenshot_20220124-173336.jpg)

>you will be forcibly converted to islam, and 7 days later you will have something gay happen to you

How redundant

No. 1040333

File: 1643084129200.jpg (21.95 KB, 480x270, 130819134335-tlc-wesley-warren…)

Put me in the screenshot

No. 1040335

Yeah a social awks ux design student. Was supposed to post survey on social media to get responses but I have no following lol.If anyone has free time to do it, would appreciate it.


No. 1040342

File: 1643084780539.jpeg (201.66 KB, 818x987, AE9BF598-8ED6-4B48-8E40-B5229B…)

I love this pic thank u for sharing

No. 1040345

File: 1643085142474.gif (8.09 MB, 400x398, Tumblr_l_55184925654363.gif)

No problem.

No. 1040366

File: 1643088066545.jpeg (17.35 KB, 199x240, C035A834-1ED4-4B28-A2D5-D0856E…)


No. 1042058

They call girls easy but you can literally go up to any horse and ride them without even asking, horses are the real sluts in this story

No. 1042126

what, no you can't

No. 1042192

Wake up!

No. 1043080


No. 1043083

Then I will uwu at you! I bet you can’t handle that! Poser

No. 1043086


No. 1043097

File: 1643251326957.jpeg (41.41 KB, 499x223, C15A3129-262D-4B2E-95BC-DA1347…)

No. 1043106

File: 1643252130619.jpeg (306.02 KB, 992x558, 99C57E68-E60E-4DB3-848F-436E28…)

No. 1043120

File: 1643253988862.gif (1 MB, 768x768, ACA4CBA5-9B12-4117-AA44-473002…)

*I'm a nonna in a fuckin' coupe, finna pull up to the zoo, nonny
Told you, nonna, who the fuck is you? I don't know, nonna
No, nonna, pull up on your blocks, we gon' blow, nonna
Go, nonna, run, nonna, run from the po', nonna (police nonna)
Gas what I smoke nonna
Feds at my door, jump out the window, nonna
Know you can't get no money silly ho
I just hit a stain, faneto*

No. 1043147

File: 1643256573952.jpg (213.65 KB, 1010x1024, Tumblr_l_172671567600223.jpg)

No. 1043166

File: 1643258066520.jpeg (11.71 KB, 247x274, E63E458D-E24F-4616-98EF-2E54F5…)


No. 1043245

I love this pic thank u for sharing

No. 1043292

If I blindfolded a British person and forced to drink tea made with microwaved water and tea made with a kettle they'd prefer the microwaved version

No. 1043301

If I microwaved a British person they would be a dead British person

No. 1043303

If I drank tea I would be a British person

No. 1043312

Goddamn, I wish I could do that. I don't think it matters how you boil the water, but if it's soft or hard etc.

No. 1043406

File: 1643281619455.jpg (1.48 MB, 4288x2848, garlic-chicken-and-shrimp-3052…)


No. 1043407

File: 1643281684092.jpg (501.5 KB, 1200x1200, Lime-Zest.jpg)


No. 1043440

File: 1643284970642.jpg (415.76 KB, 1857x1238, Pullman-Loaf-Lede-new.jpg)

I should have said "breader" than all the zest. God. I do this for myself and I still fail. Is there anyone you won't disappoint, anon??

No. 1043441

Quit my shit job today. Back to NEETdom and commissions until I find something better!

No. 1043445

Hey if you do a quick sketch of my OC with entire cast of Naruto in front of the Turkmenistan/Iran border I'll retweet it for exposure.

No. 1043513

Cool, I'm also on commissions anon. People who order forget to follow up and they also "forget" to pay and act all bothered because I "rush" them when I ask them to pay up two weeks later. I hope you're doing better than me.

No. 1043537

So much Adderall I feel like I have to squeeze something like someone's head

No. 1043538

I will squeeze that loaf of bread so hard

No. 1043540

Fuck a job babe

No. 1043543

File: 1643299413502.jpeg (27.02 KB, 274x230, ACC2CF84-139E-428C-8099-EEFCE5…)

what would you do to this loaf, nonnie??

No. 1043552

File: 1643300291223.jpg (120.4 KB, 800x540, 1605540996078.jpg)

You know what fuck a loaf, I must shove a cute boys face into a cake. Will you join in?

No. 1043630

File: 1643303544396.png (1.26 MB, 1004x994, 860986654.png)

whalecum bach

No. 1043714

Wow that turned me on

No. 1043730


No. 1043775

No. 1043786

I never got this, he just looks mildly annoyed
not humiliated or ashamed, just slightly irritated

No. 1043889

I will always love this picture.

No. 1043897

It's bc he's cute not bc I care what he's thinking

No. 1043952


No. 1044055

Thats beutiful

No. 1044084

File: 1643320509985.jpg (137.73 KB, 845x1390, new-york-premiere-of-notes-on-…)

mess? yer well fet

No. 1044320

File: 1643335176181.gif (264.01 KB, 331x498, headbanging.gif)



No. 1044323

Wait this isn't the favourite song lyrics song my bad I'm driving

No. 1044326

england is my seeteh

No. 1044375

File: 1643338298073.jpg (81.03 KB, 746x676, Tumblr_l_172730905664784.jpg)

I want to be mean to someone and not feel guilty about it

No. 1044380

No. 1044397

I just send trannies hatemail when that happens

No. 1044433

I bet none of you can say candleja

No. 1044438

File: 1643344881225.jpg (172.68 KB, 1080x870, Screenshot_20220127-224114.jpg)

The game

No. 1044453

File: 1643346712563.png (487.94 KB, 852x888, CABF89F7-1A5D-4F5B-B11F-43A013…)

S-shut up!

No. 1044459

File: 1643347405941.jpeg (195.05 KB, 759x1054, E0B63177-C271-4F9F-9374-6C1871…)

No. 1044475

chaos personified

No. 1044485

Um actually, you can't summon Candlejack without saying his entire n

No. 1044627

File: 1643363578481.jpg (250.47 KB, 848x1560, inggg.jpg)

Nyee what's up doc

No. 1044677

The pokemon go leader?

No. 1044723

File: 1643372740079.jpg (93.1 KB, 800x580, pomegranate ripening.JPG)

oi fucker!!!

No. 1044741


No. 1044913

File: 1643389240260.jpeg (198.02 KB, 766x1024, F85E0EEF-5664-4A7C-8124-B3FB69…)

>fp fffffp fp fffffp
>fffffffp ppppff pf
>fffp ffp ffp fp

No. 1044940

snake is good frog train, zero carbon footprint transport

No. 1044955

Let me introduce you to the REAL NLOGS of the internet ladies

No. 1044957

Not like other grannies? Rock/metal fans age too.

No. 1044958

do you know what thread you're in?

No. 1044961

Of course not.

No. 1044963

No. 1045024

in my mind, retarded dumbass shitpost threads always have spongebobo music playing

No. 1045042

File: 1643396240926.png (74.82 KB, 188x219, Rudy.png)

Anon…. Rudy's hats and boots are glued on. When I first learned this 20 years ago, I was in shock. And I still am. I think about Rudy from time to time. Who did this who him?? Why would anyone be so cruel to a mouse? He can never take his hat and boots off anon, not when he sleeps, not when he showers, now when he's making love to his mouse wife. This is sick. And it's haunted me lo these many years.

No. 1045045

bitch say sike rn

No. 1045050

File: 1643396610019.png (317.8 KB, 1066x1046, rudyshorror_(1).png)

No. 1045053

He tries to play it off. He tells himself "it's okay, this way I never lose them in a storm, or on a fast roller coaster" but you know behind that smile is pain. Pain and fear. Rudy doesn't want this. Rudy wants to be a regular mouse. He knows what people are thinking when they look at him, he's a freak, and deep down he feels like they're right. Oh Rudy. Rudy.

No. 1045056

File: 1643396867025.jpeg (8.08 KB, 259x194, images (12).jpeg)

>in the arms of the angels plays

No. 1045065

Yet the ferocious beast can lose his spots. Madness.

No. 1045088


Great, now my childhood has officially been ruined for the 800th time. This week.

No. 1045409

File: 1643412329374.jpg (34.19 KB, 460x423, 1640906812421.jpg)

My Chemical P-word

No. 1045416

my chemical password? how did you know?

No. 1045422

File: 1643412957795.png (65.25 KB, 300x300, 04qtzg2gz2851.png)

No. 1045427

File: 1643413591182.jpeg (76.04 KB, 658x648, 8DDCFCF6-C3AF-4649-B7C5-F94BDC…)

What are they discussing?

No. 1045428

File: 1643413673523.jpg (62.26 KB, 688x387, f86c2b1cfa4b63a08fa71a00dec324…)

Ben Shapiro only talks fast because he's begging to be gagged

No. 1045429

They're playing chicken (kiss version)

No. 1045431

He makes me want to make him chicken nuggies and teach him math. What a nice good boy.

No. 1045435

stop i literally just finished reading a femdom ben shapiro fic that made me question everything

No. 1045436

>femdom ben shapiro fic

No. 1045437

Post it in the femdom thread

No. 1045438

No. 1045446

File: 1643414932365.jpg (38.92 KB, 469x450, 33696deead0059b2c3629b388f8dfa…)

They’d take it in fucking turns if they could, bending you over that podium, fucking you like a toy, filling you up. So dirty. You wouldn’t be able to stand for a week. How many people were in that room, do you think? A hundred? Two hundred?” You chuckle. “Imagine it, Ben. Imagine.”

No. 1045450


No. 1045453

File: 1643415715019.png (192.03 KB, 400x326, 178c3c2931304c1502cf1a6eebfc0e…)

I'm sick and in the hospital rn and I wanted to read the replies to some stupid thread but I'm so sick that I'm not even sure if I posted in said thread or if it was a fever dream.
Pls nonnies pray for my recovery so I can eat my bfs ass and some sushi soon

No. 1045454

File: 1643415838379.png (331.26 KB, 500x592, 002.png)

keep going

No. 1045462

Praying for your fast recovery, Millie

No. 1045465

why would I pray for you to speedurun getting a stomach parasite

No. 1045466

The logistics of gender reassignment surgery

No. 1045468

i don't pray for poopbreaths you're going to hell

No. 1045471

File: 1643417233141.jpg (13.98 KB, 235x358, c0bc14eab00d6f6bd49f0795104b85…)

Quit playing games and drop the link to ur Ao3 account

No. 1045474

nta but I literally posted the link above that post you retards (loving)

No. 1045475

File: 1643417695408.jpg (61.08 KB, 862x451, angrychrist.jpg)

Poopyeater you deserve this divine punishment for being a degenerate. Repent.

No. 1045476

File: 1643417717992.jpeg (73.87 KB, 827x336, 49F1C6AA-EAA1-4823-978D-1064E1…)

i can’t stop thinking about this retarded song

No. 1045485

File: 1643418576125.jpg (Spoiler Image, 63.36 KB, 1024x576, 1643358344653m.jpg)

No. 1045487


No. 1045488

>There is no God, only pain.
>Welcome to my twisted mind.

No. 1045489

He has a deep bellybutton

No. 1045538

File: 1643424340332.jpg (22.35 KB, 564x484, 5b780abd36def94d2cc0c6feab2201…)

I love you

No. 1045541

i wanna crawl into it like a little cocoon

No. 1045543

File: 1643424626327.jpeg (37.06 KB, 564x484, 56B2F1FF-E2AF-4802-9F8D-E84F66…)

No. 1046223

File: 1643489026827.gif (71.15 KB, 260x260, 2146276cqg6vfemzn.gif)


No. 1046225

I don’t know much
But I do know this
Than you can kiiisss
My floppy diissssc

No. 1046226

They got rid of floppy disks because the name alone made males insecure, another great concept lost to political correctness smh my head

No. 1046229

File: 1643489619841.jpg (30.89 KB, 512x512, df12e53c0ae2377d253f790dc6ab9f…)

What does the cat say

No. 1046231


No. 1046255

File: 1643492310018.gif (33.39 KB, 200x156, 137379j2fq4ie80c.gif)

No. 1046256

Trying to decode this. I feel like I've seen you post this on another thread. Hmmm. Snippy.

No. 1046308

File: 1643496635372.jpg (101.94 KB, 1440x1440, FKNfZw6XsAMzV2T.jpg)

No. 1046318

blyat also means ''fuck' but russian ver

No. 1046319

File: 1643497491428.jpg (93.1 KB, 1080x1440, Tumblr_l_120346132586225.jpg)

Who else likes nachos

No. 1046330

Sweetie what the fuck are those?

No. 1046332

How is floppy disc THAT associated with dicks?
Like I heard it in a song and thought the creator just made it up but apparently it is slang for dick.
Knowing it makes males uncomfortable, I will now refer to dicks as this all of the time

No. 1046413


No. 1046418

File: 1643505359949.jpg (19.9 KB, 320x317, b988acf4cfdd7514ea42dd7e0cee9b…)

No. 1046430

File: 1643506292580.jpeg (377.94 KB, 640x642, B23BF404-AE2A-4E9B-B4F4-5E1D9A…)

I literally have always thought of this as the same fucking person for like ten fuxking years, I never knew there were two!!!

No. 1046444

File: 1643507346597.jpeg (111.93 KB, 333x500, 1C15A981-F48E-46BB-A6F8-080B68…)

I always thought she shared the same voice and appearance with the chick from VersaEmerge

No. 1046451

File: 1643508588466.gif (308.21 KB, 220x337, nothing-over-here-thomas-and-f…)


No. 1046479

Omg I love it

No. 1046487

File: 1643511109097.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.77 MB, 320x292, 80c01c1a99cce18dffb9a4afd39471…)

No. 1046500

File: 1643512706858.jpg (53.01 KB, 486x412, 1464403137838.jpg)

I am so horny lately and then you go and post this. fuck you

No. 1046506

File: 1643513152286.jpeg (85.03 KB, 800x548, 8F6D490D-02A2-403C-B33C-3A5F59…)

Anon, stop.

No. 1046524

File: 1643515870037.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.91 MB, 540x360, Tumblr_l_129937925768191.gif)

No. 1046525

File: 1643516134044.jpeg (477.81 KB, 750x731, 19EF5780-9A45-43F7-BAAA-895DED…)

the real endgame couple

No. 1046536

File: 1643518046368.jpeg (201.66 KB, 828x1142, 5B07A78D-D6F1-4FCC-BD2F-769B3D…)

Just discovered this song and itstmeant to be sad and melancholy but it lowkey turns me on. My wildest dream is to have a guy pine for me so badly that it causes him genuine anguish and he’s grovelling just to spend five minutes in my presence. Whoever this song is about is my new icon.

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No. 1046549

File: 1643520009201.jpg (14.2 KB, 185x200, Tumblr_l_119356465192071__01.j…)



No. 1046552

i feel the sentiment fam i really want that too
but those lyrics look like theyre written by a 14 yr old tumblrite

No. 1046557

File: 1643522216477.jpg (61.62 KB, 492x561, megurine luka pixiv user 32112…)

happy birthday Luka

No. 1046562

File: 1643522671834.jpg (40.48 KB, 616x611, 0f005b3cddf496fbfa1d9776e569cd…)


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No. 1046567

File: 1643523115692.jpeg (67.57 KB, 1242x893, AE6A17BA-343F-4B9E-89F7-ABB19E…)

Nonnie I’m trying to sleep

No. 1046580

ccrAAAAwling in my skin these nonnies will not heAal

No. 1046632

File: 1643536544168.png (15.18 KB, 434x255, MALE.png)

i edited https://catcrumb.tumblr.com/post/638148935053180928 so i could use it against obvious male posters but now i never see obviously male posts! grrr. FOUL.

No. 1046638

I love it so much

No. 1046651

File: 1643537790743.jpg (184.04 KB, 700x624, dick cat.jpg)

get fucked nerd

No. 1046666

you will never be a woman

you don't belong in female space

anons can clock your posts and they hate you

Nobody likes you

You are not accepted in male communities

You go to female communities you don't belong to

No. 1046719

Imagine being a moid browsing lolcow.
>Too much of a fragile loser to survive in male communities filled with toxic aggression
>Too much of a cowardly limp dick to do anything to change male communities for the better
>Resort to lurking around female communities because women are socialized to be more responsible and considerate
>Try to take part in conversations but everyone can tell you're a moid immediately because you completely lack insight of how women live and how they perceive the world
>Get your feelings hurt over nonnies calling you out for being retarded
>Claim you're only lurking to "laugh at the femcels" when it's literally the only community where you don't feel threatened and you're desperate for female contact
>Remain a pathetic Steve trying to hit on girls on the Lolcow discord
How sad can it get? Maleposters fuck off

No. 1046726

I have this image on Christmas ornaments that my husband bought me as a surprise.

No. 1046739

File: 1643548264872.jpg (29.28 KB, 220x440, 220px-Mattei_Athena_Louvre_Ma5…)

Goddess Athena I ask you to lend me your powers.

Oh, Goddess Athena protect lolcow from scrotes

Oh, Philosopher Goddess Athena of ancient Greece protect lolcow from scrotes.

Oh warrior Goddess of virtue protect us from scrotes

⍜⎅⎅⟒⌇⌇ ⏃⏁⊑⟒⋏⏃ ⟟⌇ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏃⋏⟟⟒⋏⏁ ☌⍀⟒⟒ ⍜⎅⎅⟒⌇⌇ ⍜⎎ ⍙⟟⌇⎅⍜⋔ ⏃⋏⎅ ⎐⟟⍀⏁⎍⟒, ⏁⊑⟒ ⋔⍜⌇⏁ ⟟⋔⌿⍜⍀⏁⏃⋏⏁ ⍾⎍⏃⌰⟟⏁⟟⟒⌇ ⟟⋏ ⏃⋏☊
⟟⟒⋏⏁ ☌⍀⟒⟒☍ ⌇⍜☊⟟⟒⏁⊬. ⏁⊑⏃⏁'⌇ ⍙⊑⊬ ⏃⏁⊑⟒⋏⏃ ⟟⌇ ⋏⏃⋔⟒⎅ ⏃⎎⏁⟒⍀ ⊑⟒⍀. ⏚⏃☊☍ ⏁⊑⟒⋏ ⋔⍜⌇⏁ ☌⍜⎅⎅⟒⌇⌇⟒⌇ ⍙⟒⍀⟒ ⌇⊬⋔⏚⍜⌰⟟⋉⟟⋏☌ ⎎⟒⍀⏁⟟⌰⟟⏁⊬ ⏚⎍⏁ ⏃⏁⊑⟒⋏⏃ ⌇⊬⋔⏚⍜⌰⟟⋉⟒⌇ ⍙⟟⌇⎅⍜⋔ ⏃⋏⎅ ⎐⟟⍀⏁⎍⟒

In your name I dedicate this post Athena. Protect us. You are the most based ancient Greek goddess. You are a female warrior and you represent wisdom and virtue

No. 1046743

File: 1643548646163.jpeg (88.04 KB, 366x550, jeannehachette.jpeg)

No. 1046753

Artemis was a scrotette, she booted one of her nymph lovers cos she wasn’t a virgin anymore

No. 1046763

Jelly scrote lies, probably

No. 1046779

Either Artemis or Zeus turned her into a bear

No. 1046795

File: 1643553143213.jpeg (45.53 KB, 750x441, 631E52CE-72D3-490C-93FB-5BF3C1…)

hope you don’t mind I also made an edit I couldn’t resist

No. 1046803

He skipped neck day

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No. 1046829

Her becoming a scrotette is a retcon, 1) she is derived from a much older goddess from Mycenaean Greece and 2) even in later times afaik it was one butthurt scrote Hesiod who kept retconning her into a handmaiden by making up myths about it (the only source for the shit he said is himself alone, while usually most myths come from different sources).

No. 1046852

This isn't Artemis you doofus

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No. 1046945

U think i can’t read? Dumb retard

No. 1046968

Luka is an aquarian? what a queen

No. 1047063

File: 1643573982218.jpeg (16.61 KB, 401x280, 611052e844feb12ee6836830_401_2…)

I just had the worst poop ever, my ass is fucking burning anons

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No. 1047075

Is…is the beginning of our love story?

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No. 1047099

me and you tonight

No. 1047107

File: 1643576639158.png (219.71 KB, 557x411, 1403708727694.png)

but nonnie….I've got gas

No. 1047176

No better than you can write you fucking idiot

No. 1047209

File: 1643582119475.gif (6.59 MB, 498x498, dognicee.gif)

don't be shy anon, let me smell it

No. 1047284

Good night nonnies balonnies. As I wait for sleep to take me I'll be thinking of living on a spaceship with just my handsome space rogue boyfriend (he wears a futuristic catsuit). Bye

No. 1047651

File: 1643626840682.webm (2.34 MB, 540x960, 98418391962.webm)

Laugh at her with me

No. 1047655

I get her.

No. 1047660

File: 1643628175743.webm (9.45 MB, 1024x576, 94337315951.webm)

Maybe you'll meet each other in the forest one day nonatella

No. 1047661

File: 1643628519455.png (106.83 KB, 500x281, nonny you ignorant slut.png)

kek i love it!

i also made another one, enjoy.

No. 1047663

You're perfect, never change

No. 1047707

Shes based

No. 1047733

You're right, I just want this freedom kek

No. 1047738

Weird ass girls who don't care what people think are automatically stacies

No. 1047756


No. 1047772

File: 1643640718918.jpg (56.81 KB, 600x600, BOLEY-Monster-15-Piece-Dinosau…)

tag yourself, im the blue brachiosaurus. my neck is long as heeeeeelllll.

No. 1047775

I am the stegosaurus he is my favorite and looks like my favorite pokemon sceptile

No. 1047810

I’m the scientifically inaccurate spinosaurus.

No. 1047831

I'm the light orange velociraptor (?) with dark red stripes! He seems to be an idiot who goes into things aggressively and then fucks them up, like me
Also I loved these dinosaur toys as a kid, I had so many of them and I remember that in kindergarten there was this cool purple tyrannosaurus that I wanted to steal

No. 1047838

I had dino toys too, and I would hold a pterodactyl in my hand when we were playing war between boys and girls in kindergarden and I would scratch boys with its beak and they would cry and I would feel good about myself

No. 1047943

File: 1643653097388.jpg (10.42 KB, 147x148, pink nigga.JPG)

I am this pink nigga

No. 1047949

Ankylosaurus. Would love to bust some kneecaps with my morning star tail

No. 1047950

File: 1643654097877.jpg (133.03 KB, 1200x800, Tardigrade-Water-Bear.jpg)

These bitches always want to be a tiger, wolf or bear why don't they ever fucking kin tardigrades

No. 1047952


No. 1047959

File: 1643654550854.jpeg (9.22 KB, 201x141, 4D2AD801-C21E-4D02-A176-9BEEF0…)

I am terrible at remembering their names so I am this one. If nobody has claimed this one

No. 1047977

File: 1643656188785.jpg (103.12 KB, 540x527, tumblr_25ac0ead0cd1cefea2b1d48…)

Looks like an iguanodon. Good choice anon

No. 1047984

Act dumb, get the thumb!

No. 1047985

No. 1047992

File: 1643657273925.gif (786.85 KB, 300x226, 4A70E12E-9EA7-40F6-93A9-2A86B7…)

No. 1048034

File: 1643659681830.gif (6.98 MB, 400x328, DE50771F-CE9D-4744-ADFA-7664ED…)

No. 1048039

File: 1643659839569.gif (81.98 KB, 220x304, weird-dance.gif)

No. 1048043

File: 1643659989341.gif (999.14 KB, 400x225, 8F7A744C-5B8E-4C08-BD78-370A49…)

No. 1048078

No. 1048081

File: 1643662279776.jpeg (604.53 KB, 828x985, 8F127786-2EEC-4F06-9B6A-B4D916…)

tag yourself, I'm the golden eyed retard in the lower left corner

No. 1048087

File: 1643662681146.jpg (161.2 KB, 1170x1405, Tumblr_l_8792116569942.jpg)

This is horrible anon i hate you

No. 1048089

File: 1643662748097.jpg (9.36 KB, 242x226, UuUuhhhHhhh literally me.jpg)

The one with enough sense to look at the dang camera, I'm surrounded by maroons!

No. 1048094

File: 1643662880866.gif (3.83 MB, 280x175, f244b29ce197bda8193b62d4ad645b…)

Tag yourself I'm the rat being swallowed

No. 1048101

I'm second from the left haha

No. 1048105

i love these demons

No. 1048111

File: 1643663665958.gif (1.9 MB, 450x253, tumblr_oi3tkalmmy1s02vreo1_500…)

Thank you anon. I think barn owls are my favorite. They are soo spooky yet have graceful faces

No. 1048113

they would be too powerful

No. 1048114

I'm the owl eating you

No. 1048128

don't listen to >>1048087 it's hilarious and i love you

No. 1048256

File: 1643671368143.jpeg (445.16 KB, 2000x2000, D6C12A05-98AD-4CE9-BF83-DDC688…)

No. 1048342

where's bbq sauce

No. 1048386

File: 1643675611131.jpg (7.21 MB, 3648x2736, foroge.jpg)

I'm gonna go places, just wait and see

No. 1048418

File: 1643676352587.jpg (61.47 KB, 600x799, 128691859868.jpg)

You've been visited by the ASS-EATING Fairy! If you don't reply to the comment above you with "EAT MY ASS, BITCH" your mother will die tonight on her sleep.

No. 1048432

Is that Daniel Tosh?

No. 1048436

Is that Tom Brady?

No. 1048463

File: 1643678118212.jpeg (101.05 KB, 750x737, 42EEAA6B-F56B-42B7-95B2-7F3B91…)

this could be us

No. 1048465

Surely only sausage would be true neutral? This hotdog alignment chart is false. I demand to see the manager of this post. I wish to spank them thrice betwixt the buttocks.

No. 1048466

File: 1643678300728.jpg (65.04 KB, 735x734, 7d4488e8b16210572eb0e067953afc…)

I hate how fags stole rainbows and fairies from us. You're not a fairy just another smegma chugger

No. 1048469

i love the word coomette

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No. 1048480

Why did he leave his boxer briefs on? Nothing like a pair of 3-pack nautica boxer briefs to kill the vibe.

No. 1048481

coombaya my lord

No. 1048486

He's not even good at being a slut

No. 1048501

good thing I hate my mother

No. 1048508

If my bf asks me one more time to eat my ass I’m gonna demand he lets me peg him, and I’ll say it in front of all his friends and coworkers.
How many times does anyone need to hear “no that’s filthy and I hate it”??

No. 1048532

File: 1643682098490.jpg (46.82 KB, 640x640, Tumblr_l_120118045620323.jpg)

Just fart in his face and lock your ankles behind his head and punch him with your ass while yelling "is this what you wanted, faggot?"

No. 1048536

I will drop my guts if I’m able to when he brings it up. I hate it so much and it’s literally the only issue in our relationship. Like fine babe, I don’t care if you like thinking about it just shut the fuck up about it. The word asshole used in a sexual context is like a shamwow for the vagina. Just instant Sahara level dryness and turned off totally.

Why are men so fucking gross and convinced their kinks are secretly yours too?

No. 1048550

File: 1643684037092.jpg (133.79 KB, 720x678, IMG_20220201_045139.jpg)

primal urges (against men)

No. 1049010

File: 1643730267574.jpg (57.45 KB, 1068x711, DSC_8607.jpg)

The only language moids understand is VIOLENCE

No. 1049308

File: 1643752764603.jpg (410.8 KB, 1024x510, 1643481668244.jpg)

you now know how he eats

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No. 1049328

I'm stealing the contents of this post for my band name

No. 1049350

File: 1643755792300.png (988.56 KB, 585x1000, unknown-5_ccexpress.png)


No. 1049361

I love both Vegeta and vegeta

No. 1049415

File: 1643760003463.gif (2.1 MB, 498x311, lain-dance.gif)


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No. 1049444

A staple in every slavic household. My mom would put that shit EVERYWHERE.

No. 1049458

I stopped using vegeta when I moved out and now I feel like a slavic traitor.

No. 1049479

You should. How dare you abandon the holiest of seasonings.

No. 1049492

File: 1643767459587.jpg (24.04 KB, 450x661, Tumblr_l_329223979893159.jpg)

What would you do to him

No. 1049493

put an end to its misery

No. 1049497

Send him to collect the ring if Mordor

No. 1049499

Have him stomp on grapes to make wine.

No. 1049504

I thought it was gross until one day he "missed" while eating me out (after a shower, of course) and it felt really good. You can't cum from it, but it tickles in a good way. Not for everyone, though.

No. 1049509

File: 1643768277101.jpg (12.97 KB, 284x374, 2af01c58b88781a85f24de00443446…)

Do you guys smell that

No. 1049515

File: 1643769026292.gif (602.62 KB, 220x215, cat-choke.gif)

Smells like scrote

No. 1049528

what the rock is cooking?

No. 1049534

File: 1643769887680.gif (4.64 MB, 580x326, nefarious kek.gif)

what's your lunar new years resolution? mine is to increase my bitchiness tenfold

No. 1049535

It's the year of the Tiger, so I will be adopting every tiger on the planet.

No. 1049539

Hell yeah!!!

No. 1049542

File: 1643770506246.jpg (217.4 KB, 1237x1233, 374785866856.jpg)

It's year of the tiger it's my year bitches

No. 1049554

i am so drunk but I want my fav to impregnate me bye

No. 1049555

Lisa Exotic????

No. 1049561

You can't post this without telling us who it is

No. 1049562

he's so odd I want to have his babies I'm manifesting it bye

No. 1049568

love it when my pills kick in and I start grinning like an idiot!!!!

No. 1049582

TELL! US! WHO! HE! IS!!!!!!!

No. 1049589


No. 1049593

Obviously the forbidden man, she doesn't wanna get banned

No. 1049595

this first contestant is a white supremacist with an iron cross tattoo and a fat tradthot wife…

No. 1049601

File: 1643777322551.gif (Spoiler Image, 950.94 KB, 275x155, 1643264442829.gif)

If it's this fucking fruit, I'm cancelling her manifestation for her own good

No. 1049608

ew no I am not that bitch

No. 1049612

File: 1643778365211.jpg (144.6 KB, 1080x1077, Tumblr_l_328329917868500.jpg)

Let the booty hit the floor
Let the booty hit the floor
Let the booty hit the floor
Let the booty hit the

No. 1049613

1 0 3 . 5 D A W N F M L

No. 1049625

Real footage of Hiroshima (colorized)

No. 1049628

before we dwell in that house forever please ask nonas to stop reposting that cursed gif for the greater good

No. 1049631

Fool, if you mention the forbidden Twink he will appear

No. 1049633

I laughed so loud at this gif anon, it's amazing

No. 1049635

File: 1643780310568.jpeg (178.94 KB, 800x1047, B9E54CD2-D8D0-4B38-95F6-E157C2…)

fool, did you never consider I have the power to ward off young twinks

No. 1049636

File: 1643780396470.webm (1.09 MB, 640x1138, 1643349112685.webm)

Is this a himbo y/n

No. 1049637

File: 1643780826625.jpeg (154.5 KB, 714x1050, 6BE1E4F5-6735-4864-A31D-F6A5BC…)

No. 1049701

File: 1643794245011.png (542.86 KB, 1846x956, hng.png)

He would definitely say that, this was basically everything he did kek

No. 1049723

Wow I love her.

No. 1049747

crunchy jaws

No. 1049769

File: 1643804829621.gif (1.94 MB, 498x278, haruka-sawamura.gif)


No. 1049783

File: 1643807059844.jpeg (11.19 KB, 275x274, 1631746900043.jpeg)

softly awooo

No. 1049796

File: 1643807672938.jpg (42.23 KB, 600x742, 1e8.jpg)

pay up, doggo

No. 1049800

he can't, hes got no money anymore… didn't you notice the tears?

No. 1049808

File: 1643809555165.jpeg (115.25 KB, 1300x1054, B11C8246-51A8-452A-A2AD-3CC62D…)

If my dog bites me again, I will bite him back, I will bite his paws like how he bites me feet and me hands. No mercy.

No. 1049867

I really feel kinship with this picture- i say I’m gonna go places, but for every swing forward, i swing backwards with just about as much force, and then, i end up right where i started, looking like a clown

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No. 1049898

lights a match

No. 1049901

Coughs because can’t handle the smoke nor the smell of farts

No. 1049908

I thought this was a chinchilla

No. 1049925

File: 1643816557478.jpg (200.42 KB, 1366x768, 74335775.jpg)

Anyway this is my enemies to lovers ship. Can't wait to find out if it's canon in the New New Testament.

No. 1049976

No. 1050047

File: 1643825034987.gif (784.4 KB, 659x730, EFDFA655-7DDE-43A0-BCF7-93D30C…)

i was so bored in class i made this shit

No. 1050117

omg post it in the Elsie fanatt thread over at /m/

No. 1050142

I hope Jake Munro gets sick and dies
I hope Jake Munro goes broke
I hope the worst possible things happen to Jake Munro

No. 1050179

he's so fugly. i hate that women are thirsting after him. no idea how he has a fanbase, the bar is so low. after he did everything he did to his ex it's even worse. ugly men can get anyway with anything and still have support from men and women

No. 1050558

File: 1643844569720.jpg (73.95 KB, 849x837, Capture.JPG)

Sonic The Hedgehog Dog Costume

No. 1050563

I don't even know what he looks like under the clown makeup but the clown makeup is enough of a turnoff

No. 1050566

sonic the hedgedog

No. 1050577

badass and gay

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No. 1050677

File: 1643857636879.jpg (128.6 KB, 1169x1114, 1641755510591.jpg)

Just so you know, I'm rat girl, city fiend, alternative looking, no beauty queen, goth punk, mean girl, favourite colour is hot red pink, short nails, dark nail polish, ahead of the game, référentiel, heroin chic, straight edge, extreme vocalist, classically trained, green eyes, black hair, beauty mark, cheap ass taste, platform shoes, tall as hell, bisexual, hyper-sexual, BPD, OCD, on meds, %1, street hood ghetto, above the poverty line, ratchet, keto, fashionista, multicultural, multi-genre, visionnaire, biologically gifted, genetically cursed, unattainable, misunderstood, codependent, lone wolf, knife carrier, violence employer, absolute goddess, moid killer, tranny taxidermist, faggot impaler, unashamed, unabashed, living for a thousand years, here to stay.

No. 1050734

I have long been unable to describe my own appreciation for yaoi works and the feelings I have for them through words. But now, I may have been able to manage. The way to do so is to completely immerse oneself in the story. The world reflects the emotions of the protagonists. People's feelings are reality. If there are any fans of yaoi still out there, they will understand the world of 'BANANA FISH' even if it is beyond their comprehension. "BANANA FISH", at first glance, seems a story of pure love, but is really the story of a teenager who has matured too fast for his age. The romance and the bonding of the yaoi pair also bring as much pain as joy. I am usually annoyed when there is an especially weak character in a manga, but this is not the case here. The weak, frail Ash and the strong, bright Benny are strongly tied together. The two different people with absolutely different tastes, yet entwined in love and intermingled in life. The story revolves around these two.
The first episode of "BANANA FISH" starts from the very beginning. "A man and woman are in bed with each other. The man's hair moves suggestively," is the opening scene. The writer of this blog has a policy of no straight-to-gay scenes, but I am fine with this. The story is in fact a yaoi, so it would be unnatural and even painful for the author to hesitate on showing the developing bond between the two male protagonists. What follows after the opening scene is Ash's and Benny's young days. It's amazing how the first episode covers their entire childhood, adolescence, and the origin of their bond from the perspective of one Ash. The story is well constructed and the characters are thoroughly explored. The yaoi pair is presented thoroughly in the first episode. I highly recommend this to those who like yaoi. The protagonist Ash, at first glance, seems like a weak, passive, scared person. He is the type that does nothing when someone barges into his house and steals his things. But as the story progresses, Ash's hidden strength starts to come out. Ash is actually a very mature teenager for his age. He was thrown into various high-risk circumstances, and some of those still remain even in the present. He voluntarily undergoes the hardships of living in those situations, and it is because of that he was able to build up the strength he has now. Ash's feelings were also thoroughly explored. Even the brilliant Benny, who is the subject of this story, has a past he has never shared with anyone. Ash is the only one that knows about it. He has already made his choice about the future, and he now needs to find ways to make his dream come true. And he also needs to stand beside the only one who he trusts. BANANA FISH.
I really like the Ash of the past. A sarcastic bad boy, no one had ever talked about his smile before until he met Benny. It was all about the pout. And the origin of the yaoi pair's relationship is beautiful. The first time they held hands was because Ash was trying to encourage Benny not to give up on his dream. They were playing a game of hide-and-seek. They found a place to hide. The second time they held hands was because Ash was trying to protect Benny from a gang of thugs. The love between the yaoi pair can be felt from the very beginning. The way they touch is not the anime-like doki doki where the fingertips slide through each other, but it is the simple and realistic one that intertwines the fingers. Nothing is exaggerated, and everything is real. In their childhood, Benny used to hold Ash's hand a lot, and now Ash has taken over the role. Ash actually never found happiness. He acts like an ill-natured person and always keeps his secrets to himself, but anyone who gets to know him will see him smile. He likes to drink and sing. He can make you laugh even if he only touches your hair. Ash is a character where you can feel a surge of emotions in every scene. This is what makes the character so believable, and this is also what makes him so attractive.

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No. 1050754

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Don’t scroll cp spam

No. 1050755

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No. 1050756

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Ladies, sharpen your hat pins.

No. 1050867

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Hey guy

No. 1050875

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How do you nonners like to take your meds? Personally, I put them in the palm of my hand, then I swiftly bring my hand up, lightly connecting the ball of my palm to my chin, which catapults the pills into my mouth. I do this because I do not like them to touch my tongue. I see on tv people put their meds on their tongue and then bring them into their mouths seductively. I could never do that. I’ve always done the catapult palm method.

No. 1050878

I like to crunch on ibuprofen until I vomit

No. 1050910

the last time i accidentally bit one the damn thing nearly burned my tongue

No. 1050911

i put the pill between my front teeth, then drink some water so the pill is at the back of my mouth and swallow.

No. 1051060

This is gay, cringe and spergy but I love all women I really do. We are so much more powerful than we realize. We have fought for so much. I love all my sisters from every corner of the world and defective y chromosome can ever come between us. After millenia of torture, abuse, gaslighting and socialization imposed on us, we are still queens. I love you all.

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No. 1051110

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Limburger after he gets arrested for poaching

No. 1051113

fuck you

No. 1051638

q ese culo bota caca

No. 1051642

stope eye-ttacking me

No. 1051646

I put water in my mouth first, then throw the pill into the water and swallow. I've never met anyone else who takes medicine the same way.

No. 1051652

I swallow pills dry cause I like the struggle

No. 1051655

But it tastes like shit and can burn a hole in your esophagus lining nona

No. 1051657

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Welcome to lolcow cafeteria. Whose table you sitting at

for me it's the fujos

No. 1051660

retarded shitposter table

No. 1051661

even if they laugh at my ugly drawings

No. 1051663

Loud and annoying for attention table

No. 1051664

Retarded husbandofag table always ♥

No. 1051666

the enlightened choice

No. 1051670

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videogames table, love seeing anons recommendations

No. 1051680

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Between the fujo table and the husbandofag table.

No. 1051785

whatever the table is that the degenerate 3d fangirls sit at because I don't belong at the husbando table

No. 1051837

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No. 1051842

my pussy fumes are stronger than jenkem

No. 1051844

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Dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins
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No. 1051854

Smells like almond oil and I love it

No. 1051863

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I think the reason so many people like euphoria is because I remember being a kid and watching a group of pretty girls in movies like house bunny or mean girls like “that’s literally me” to some of them and ngl I be like that about euphoria sometimes.

also caters to fatties and trannies to be like “wow, she is literally me” to

No. 1051868

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At the movie and series table! There is a lot of table that I like actually but I will never want to eat at the celibricow table kek! What is the worse table in your opinion ?

No. 1051882

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1 tbsp chocolate
2 kinder surprises
0.5 L green tea
blue cheese
1 edelweiss leaf
2 buckets
half a blue moon
9 raspberry seeds
6 blueblood roses
Stir well.

No. 1051938

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yo new incel just dropped

No. 1051988

lowkey i am like this about euphoria too.but i dont think im literally the character its more so makes me feel less crazy like "if this hot girl is this desperate for a man then maybe im not as crazy as i think LMAO" which isnt saying much since these characters are supposed to be 17 and im pushing 30 lol.

No. 1052007

That's just pathetic

No. 1052197

listening to Owl City, channeling the 2010 vibes

No. 1052487

File: 1644018960591.png (1.63 MB, 992x805, having one of these fuckin day…)

No. 1052499

Am I supposed to take the toys out of the kinder surprises

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No. 1052614

yes, dont eat the toy

No. 1052621

No, eat the toy, this anon >>1052614 wants to hijack your organs from having fun

No. 1052622

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I've eaten fidget spinners, I can handle a fucking kinder egg.

No. 1052623

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taytay said this

No. 1052624

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it's so fucking cold outside

No. 1052625

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mmmmmmm monkey

No. 1052659

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No. 1052661

Can't wait to get my pussy eaten out by him again godddd

No. 1052662

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No. 1052694

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No. 1052697

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Tiger Queen

No. 1052832

I fucking hate slimy baby carrots

No. 1053160

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No. 1053165

rip coolpunk, ill miss you sir

No. 1053167

Are you browsing my webpage…?

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