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Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?
The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void
previous retarded shit >>>/ot/982601
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Thread pic reminded me of some art I saw today I liked
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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF RUFF GRRRR SNARL WOOF BOOF BARk BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF RUFF GRRRR SNARL WOOF BOOF BARk BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF RUFF GRRRR SNARL WOOF BOOF BARk BARK BARK BARK
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MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW PURRRRRRRR HISSSSSSSS MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW PURRRRRRRR HISSSSSSSS MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW PURRRRRRRR HISSSSSSSS MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
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I know you want me baby
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i'm literally a dog
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Last night I smoked weed and the voices told me Tim Heidecker browses lolcow. I love you very much Tim and I've had a crush on you since I was in high school. I'm sorry a /pol/tard stabbed you because you made fun of right wingers and I'm sorry your wife left you. You are 45 so quite old for me I would say but I cannot stop myself from loving you. You have a great sense of humor and you are creative and empathetic. I even find you physically attractive. I want to pinch your cheeks you are so cute. Let's get married, Tim. Mail me please
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yes a /pol/tard stabbed him on the street because Tim has been open about being a leftist and has argued with right wingers, but Tim is older so he has another take over leftism but a lot of his fans were righties because le funee edgy humor
and he argued with them and even made a diss song against 4chan and they literally stabbed him on the street. Funny to think the same people that whine nonstop about lee free speech
want to kill someone that opposes their views. I love him.
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finally, a dress that represents who I am
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NTA, I've seen it some time ago and it's clear that it's a kinderwhore dress. Pretty cool, I wish I could buy it. I think they had more inspired by Courtney/Kat's style.
A few months ago a lot of fast fashion shops had copies of picrel, but this is more inspired.
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nonnies do your thing
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It's same as the pronoun shit. They want to be the hall monitors of language.
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it's called retard girl dress, so I called it that it because it seems specifically inspired by that fashion/Courtney Love.>>1023079
I am aware (you mean there are people who aren't?) though thanks to you I found a new thing>The name 'Kinderwhore' was coined by melody maker journalist Everett True in an interview with Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love (1993). The term was mostly used by the media and less by the musicians themselves
Kinda makes sense, I also found the name questionable but it is what it is>Kinderwhore was a clothing style used by a handful of mostly female grunge bands in the US during the early to mid-1990s. The kinderwhore look consisted of torn, ripped tight or low-cut babydoll and Peter-Pan-collared dresses, slips, knee-socks, heavy makeup with dark eyeliner, barrettes, and leather boots or Mary Jane shoes.>Mish Way described it as "intentionally taking the most constraining parts of the feminine, good-girl aesthetic, inflating them to a cartoon level, and subverting them to kill any ingrained insecurities." She further noted that although the look was very feminine, when its exponents performed onstage they "stood tall and confident, they threw their guitars around like weapons, and screamed out whip-smart feminist lyrics. These women were questioning the cultural importance of typical beauty through costume and the stage."
There are a lot of things like that (names of things that borrow words from other languages) where people just think it's its own word and don't know the real meaning/origin.
Like we have a product called Bon Ami that my mom used, she didn't know it meant good friend in French.
Fuck me I would be obese if that shit was available in my country
Kinder chocolate is truly the yummiest but it's main saving grace is that it comes in small portions, if I had a spreadable jar there would be no stopping me
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I feel left out I have no husbando. Suggest one for me Nonatellas?
well what kind of guys do you like??
if you mean literally an anime husbando you can probably just figure out what trope(s) you like and start from there
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I hate this fag
Have you tried it? It's incredible imo. I think Americans are used to different kinds of chocolate and sweets, right? I remember some nonnie
complaining about it
I see your point, that was my problem with otome too. They are TOO idealized and stiff. I would recommend Red Embrace Hollywood, since the LIs seemed so much more like actual people to me (ironic, since it's a VN about vampires). It's an OEL novel that doesn't follow anime tropes at all.
Also you can have husbando from any media, doesn't have to be otome or even weeb!
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Ummm sage your non milk
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Circle what would you take
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I want a thread of this now why was this so fun
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I can't wait to eat!!!!!!!
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i love that you can choose noodle firmness. firm noodles are better
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BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
BITCH YOU BREAKFAST
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I wish I could make this face
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Whenever I take a huge dump and I mean like a huge dump with like multiple logs worth I feel like picrel. Spoilered for that one anon who hates poops
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I would have loved to have taken my dump
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god I love reading the community stories on episode interactive the chaos <3 mwah
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I have to share this here, it's too funny, spoilered for obvious reasons.
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NE1 else??? Winky face, winky face, smile face, 100 percent, kissy face
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She said "swans" and I was like, "yeah, of course swans" And boy, do I got swans. Did you know that swans do the swam? A lot of people think they know that already but if you aren't using the proper terminology, you're basically saying nothing. Swans was first formed in 1972 and they released many ubiquitous, ambitious and influential albums over the decades. The fan favorite being "toot toot". Now I don't think that is there best, I personally prefer "honk", but to each their own I guess. Some people just don't understand art the way that I do. So anyway, here are some swans. These aren't ordinary swans, ladies, these are premium swans. I've collected these swans, I've curated these swans, these swans before you were carefully selected for your viewing pleasure. I didn't haphazardly choose any swan, I thought about it first. I gave it serious thought. Because swans are serious. Most people don't get that. Most people don't get anything, let alone swans. Swans.
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Look at the swams on this swan
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It's night time where this swan is at, it's night time all the time. The swan prefers it this way. And no
it's not for nefarious reasons, the swan just enjoys twilight and the all encompassing darkness that consumes him in the following hours. Damn, like why are you persecuting the swans?
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Swans can have up to multiple babies a year.
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would you eat Half-Life 2 bubblegum
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oh fuck yeah oh god mmmhmm
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wwalks into thread
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Some might say>swan-chan, where do you get all these great swan pics?
I scoff and say>you really expect me to tell you this? Give away my secrets? These swans are a part of me, a piece of my soul goes into every swan pic I post. I'm not about to hand over my entire identity to you because you want to "look at some swans". You don't just look at swans, there is more to it than that. But you can't understand that because your soul is swanless and dirty.
Then they cry, rightfully, because they understand now, their place in the universe. And how there isn't a place for them, because that space is reserved for swans.
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Swany Swanita Swanson
wELL hello there handsome>>1024003>Swans of color
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Im at the fujomart im at the yumemart im at the combination fujomart and yumemart
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We at the fujomart, the yumemart, we at the combination fujoyumemart
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Me like da thread pic
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i felt it had the right energy for the thread
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I wish I could read this
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Welcome to the lolcow potluck. Whatd'ya bring
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I brought some gosh darn cat cookies that I made my friggin self
No, goose. Dolphins smoke from the blow hole>>1024865
I love them forever
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I’ll provide the hors d'oeuvres
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I followed this recipe exactly
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Maybe some pasta too?
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what am i bringing? a healthy appetite
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Sounds like we have some scienceing to do
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I brought cigaretti
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salt for your bland food
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RUMBLING RUMBLING IT'S COMING RUMBLING RUMBLING
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BEWAAAAAAARE COMING FOR YOUUUUU
when did nonny
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i was paying too much attention to the youtube video i was watching that I just ate an entire mango without noticing… like I started to feel Really full when I finished 70% the mango in a very messy stage that I couldn't just throw it back to the fridge. Ugh, the food coma is making me unmovable right now. Burp
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me when the the the when the it’s me when I am the when yes
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In my lane
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BABY I JUST WANNA DAAAAANCEEE I DONT REALLY CAAAAAREEE I JUST WANNA DAAAAAAANCEEE I DONT REALLY CARE SHES BEEN A CRAZY DITA DISCO FEVER AND YOU WONDER WHOS THAT CHICK WHOS THAT CHICK TOO COLDFOR YOU TO KEEP HER TOO HOT FOR YOU TO LEAVE HER WHOS THAT CHICK WHOS THAT CHICKJF
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LEMONS MAKE ME SHIT BUT I CANT STOPE EATING THEM
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Song by Lingua Ignota
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not bad but this is my favorite reply against scrotes online
simple, true and effective
The best burns are the one's that use their own rhetoric against them
this is just re-inforcing genderroles (women can't build shit), don't see how this is a gold reply at all.
What's the context btw, what's the "male space" that was being reffered to?
exactly, you just gotta call it like you see it
inb4 schizoanon calls us samefag because two people can never share the same unpopular opinions on an anonymous imageboard
>>1026965>their entire ideology of mind being in the wrong body wouldnt make any sort of sense
that's exactly the way it is lol. They believe that gender is social construct and
that gender identity is innate and immutable, at the same time. It has never made any sense. That's why the smarter ones like contrapoints flat out refuse to define "woman" because they know there is no logical definition that includes men and isn't extremely sexist
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Thanks for these absolutely retarded shitposts, nonnies!!
obviously I 100% don't agree with this reply, its more about using Redpillers/conservative males own rhetoric against them
pointing out that actual traditional masculine males wouldn't be wasting time on social media or games is an effective reply against them
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retarded shitpost thread is filled with retarded infighting. feels good man
Samefag, but I just can't let this go, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME>>1022154
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i love it when you call me nonnita
i wish i could pretend i didn't need ya
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No idea about kf. I miss Lainey's content too. She was a very enjoyable cow in her own way, while he is more of a retarded horrorcow. Make Onion Gay Again!
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Wow i guess she does
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WHY? why nonnies why? HELLO? HELLOO!!! why! hi hello hi what’s up lolcow dot farm hi !!! Zzzzz… zzzz zzzzz (sleepy)
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Screaming, pissing and crying at the same time
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That's how it is in this bitch of a squid game.
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Sexy Asian male
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i’m gonna go hang out at the ciber cafe, does anyone wanna come with?
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Give me one of those ice creams that the owner makes, it’s 1 cent, so return the spare change to me.
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pls don't ban for racebait but FUCK ITALIANS
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I'M BASED AND BASEDPILLED I'M SO BASED AND COOL AND EPIC AND NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE MY MIND I'LL DIE ON THIS HILL LALALALALA LALALA LALA LALALA LA LALALALAL
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bitch I'm trying to, calm down
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me and my nonnies on our way to be retarded on the Absolutely retarded shitpost thread #14
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Why i'm Openly Transphobic (controversial)Trigger Warning
I mean really? Who even likes those things anyway. Trains are such unnecessary things in our modern society. They are dirty, ugly, and always have at least 1 drug dealer inside it. I fucking hate trains, cars and buses are 1000% times more superior. Fuck trains and their shitty railways clogging up the land.
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Nobody suspects it, but I'm a total slut when it comes to Stephen Strange. He brings out the savage woman in me. I absolutely can't with those nonexistent lips and evil goatee of his. He's a powerful and - I can't stress this enough - fit sorcerer that exudes big dick energy. If only we could make out so passionately that it shattered the walls between his reality and mine. Only heavens know how many dick appointments I'd set with that damn Doctor. In sum, I just can't get over Doctor Strange, he cast a spell on this very hoe and do not want out of it.
they do nonnie
, ty for the edit
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what the world REALLY needs is a cup of tea with infinite hot tea for each of us.
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troon idols will be burned down, inshallah.
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African American boys ♥
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Please vote for the Lolcow Awards 2021 Edition herehttps://forms.gle/XLJ2Eff3Uu6STVFV9
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But what have you done to support trans women of color today?
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Mario if he angry
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get on the trampoline, precious cows
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imma be straight up honest with you nonny
i'm horny as fuck
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Order your buffet
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I'm kinda picky, trying new things is hard. If I don't finish my food pls someone eat it for me, I don't wanna pay ten dollary doos because I don't know my own stomach.
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Ideally this, realistically less.
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I don't know what any of this shit is
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I'm officially setting the world on fire, any nonny who wants to live please stand behind me. Moids repent for I am light and mine is the only way. xoxo
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Hail morningstar moriganna
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i agree with this statement
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tfw prolifers want us to believe that the thing on the upper left of this pic is in any way human
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its all for youuu
if you really want it
its all for youuu
if u say u need it
its all for youUuuUu
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hella gay in here
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Get in losers we're going to fight the champion
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if only it were actually possible
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looks like a retarded pepe
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I watched the whole thing
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Which one is the streamer, which one the dead troon
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You wake up groggy and confused from yet another erotic clown dream and suddenly see a cheeky monkey smugly drinking your last Capri Sun. Wat do
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i test my own strength and throw down on the monkey. he knew that my only reason to wake up in the morning was that capri sun and knowingly stole it from me, basically looking me in my eyes and saying "do it, coward. i know you won't". well normally, my friend, i wouldn't. but today is your lucky day. i hope we both die.
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I'm throwing it inside
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Are these bara
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Yo they got the same car as us
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>blocks your path
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If you are stressed, save this image. Zoom in. Relax with monke. Breathe with monke. You are at ease.
LMao i read "if you get arrested
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i saw this gif while smoking weed and i almost lose it
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I need to shit so badly let me die god
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Sounds like a deal to me
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UPDATE: I am okay, in bed, recovering.
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GIRLIE AM I NOT THE HOTTEST AND MOST SEXUAL OF ALL THE POSTERS???? NO??? WELL THAT'S TOO BAD HONEY CAUSE I'M COING OUT. I WANT THE WORLD 2 KNOW GO2LET IT SHOW I AM COMING OUT
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I hate troons so much it's unreal. If I could press a button and every troon on the planet suddenly got a toothache, I would smash that like button and ring the bell.
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You are so
beautiful and brave, hon!! Love those ear phones, meaowwww!
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i want to smoke a blunt with doc oc
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What muscles would this activate
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Do you like Lana Del Rey?
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All the microplastics from the ocean mixed with hormones in my brain over the years and that's why I'm so attracted to anime men
Don't forget ninny, nonny
a foolish person.
Everyone forgot about
light of my life, fire of my loins.
My sin, my soul.
No-nee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. No. Nee. Ta
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no actually you're wrong
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bird berd burd boid
Posts ITT often remind me of this passage from Huxley's Point Counter Point:
>Polly Logan sat in front of the looking-glass. As she drew the comb through her hair there was a fine small crackling of electric sparks. 'Little sparks, like a tiny battle, tiny, tiny ghosts shooting. Tiny battle, tiny ghost of a battle-rattle.' Polly pronounced the words in a sonorous monotone, as though she were reciting to an audience. She lingered lovingly over them, rolling the r's, hissing on the s's, humming like a bee on the m's, drawing out the long vowels and making them round and pure. 'Ghost rattle of ghost rifles, in-fin-ites-imal ghost cannonade.' Lovely words! It gave her a peculiar satisfaction to be able to roll them out, to listen with an appreciative, a positively gluttonous ear, to the rumble of the syllables as they were absorbed into the silence. Polly had always liked talking to herself. It was a childish habit which she would not give up. 'But if it amuses me,' she protested, when people laughed at her for it, 'why shouldn't I? It does nobody any harm.' She refused to let herself be laughed out of the habit. 'Electric, electric,' she went on, dropping her voice, and speaking in a dramatic whisper. 'Electrical musketry, metrical biscuitry. Ow! ' The comb had caught in a tangle.
Sick band name>Metrical biscuitry
Sick first album
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I retract my previous statement. Too fat. And what kinda hair style is this?
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Your average day on /g/
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I saved this pic because she looks like she's scratching her crotch
Agreed and somewhat related but a few threads ago (forgot which one) I saw some post that basically said >geez my package's all messed up and wrong! I bet TERF hands packed this!
and everyone just let it slide. Is it just not taking bait? What if by not taking subtle baits and gatekeeping we are actually unknowingly encouraging twittertards to migrate here to air their slightly problematic
takes while shitting up threads with their retardation? I do not know. The site culture is shifting, the lolcow I once knew is changing, but I am as autistic as ever. Where will I go now…?
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bump DO NOT SCROLL there's a pic of what looks like a dead woman stay safe anons
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aaaah, I was about to comment about how LC has been peaceful lately and not having raids. I just happened to glance the thread pic and it's making my stomach turns
i hate how we have to fear seeing shit like this in our communities.
I only see women-only spaces being raided like this……kind of depressing
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when I hear about natural selection, all I think about is the alpha male in picrel who has 'naturally selected' himself to rot in the ground. Based if he skipped the massacre and jumped right into the suicide
>>1034316>A student once asked anthropologist Margaret Mead, “What is the earliest sign of civilization?” The student expected her to say a clay pot, a grinding stone, or maybe a weapon.>Margaret Mead thought for a moment, then she said, “A healed femur.”>A femur is the longest bone in the body, linking hip to knee. In societies without the benefits of modern medicine, it takes about six weeks of rest for a fractured femur to heal. A healed femur shows that someone cared for the injured person, did their hunting and gathering, stayed with them, and offered physical protection and human companionship until the injury could mend.>Mead explained that where the law of the jungle—the survival of the fittest—rules, no healed femurs are found. The first sign of civilization is compassion, seen in a healed femur.
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when a bwack cat
crosses my paaat
a woman in da mooooon
is singing to the airth
a woman in da moooon
is singing to the airth
na na na na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaa
na na na na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaa
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I can’t stop thinking about this.
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i need black cate
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As God intended, anon
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I have a skeepaloopa-shoopadoopa bopbopwop na boop di dooks, strinky winky zawazinky stop de bopdem loopy wooms. Loomparumpa whifflysnakes, boopdrawoogra wheedry lakes, zoo da woopra skeedashoopra hokem pokem zubridups.
I would really like a small white cat
There is one i see in the parking lot
I wish she could come live with me
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LIke share and subscribe and sage if u get it
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it has been six hours since and the gore raid is still on going? ahh I just wanna blogpost
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Yes but it's so short. I couldn't find anything better.
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Mommy is definitely a demon
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who even are these people
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What would go with these shoes
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A gun to the head
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sorry… but it turns out he is severely ill and were going to have to put him down
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Is she wrong
Gore posting again
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What Typical farmer infighting looks like
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Males are so retarded
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The fucking toast HOLDER
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Take care of yourselves my precious cows
That’s all from me
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Oi bruv what you sayin yeah
You wanna say that to my fockin face?
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SQWEEK SQUEEK SKVIIEK SQIEAK
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wash your teeth lil rat
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>>1036233>THERE IS AN INCIDENT
FINALLY ANOTHER POINT COUNTER POINT APPRECIATER
ily and i love that book
>>1035004>Don't desensitize yourself to pictures of murdered women
I'm sorry if this sounds "unsympathetic", but you want me to feel bad every time those pictures are posted when that's exactly
what those troons/moids want me to do: to feel threatened and scared, and i can't let them do that. I wouldn't visit this site if i didn't know how to react every time a moid gets "pissy" at us
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yotsuba has apprehended Pepe the Frog and plans to torture and execute him for crimes against humanity
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Alexa play "glamorous" by fergie
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Today I found out it is "mailto:" not "malito". Yes, I did always read it as "Malito".
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we all are our own set of selfcare humans and our own cows nonnie
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Me when I have a box
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I found this from wikihow to keep jehova's witness from bothering me
mhmhmgm sausages yummmmmmm>>1036972
I'm one of those shitposting anons, it's fun to fuck with people on anon or not. I'd spare the nonnitas that came to vent with their problems though.
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BREAKING NEWS: Japan's Monkey Queen Yakei violently overthrew the alpha male of her troop to become first female leader in 70 years
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BREAKING NEWS that happened last year. Psh.
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this is the plot to a delinquent girlboss shoujo manga I'd love to read
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Yumejo and fujo standing together, staring down a tranny janny
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I wanna kill myselfie
im not joking
My job is making me suicidal
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I have the savannah in my soul, I can feel it. I am speed.
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Come to savannah with me, nonnie
, run away from your problems
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EAT YOUR FUCKING VEGGIES!!!
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Who are we killin
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Hot bot. I wanna
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I really want this Sonny bust but I guess it falls under the category of soyboy movie merch so I won't.
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I wanna fuckin PLAY I wanna chase each other and WRASSLE!!! just roll around on the ground and screech with a lil BUDDY like a couple a feral raccoons AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Pease come find me
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Love you nonnies, see you in a few days! Try to not have too much fun while I'm away!
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Can I stay in nonna's room since she's gone?
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I also supports men’s right to shut the fuck up and die
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Ok I found the right thread
Alien pony rasta Pokemon
You shouldn't talk or even think
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Would she be a farmer?
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Scrotes really do be acting like this in real life though
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Let's get some shoes
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I’ve already been to heaven
I’ve already been to heaven
I’ve already been to heaven
After five minutes I was like…let’s go
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in the future we will have a day where everyone has to throw their computers away into the trash. you will have 3 days to go on websites and do as you please. if you dont throw your computer away after the deadline you will be forcibly converted to islam, and 7 days later you will have something gay happen to you. this will cause god to have to kill you. after the impurities are cleansed we will no longer have war or problems. i'm running for president in 2024 and if you dont vote for me i'll die and it will be solely your fault.
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>>1040300>you will be forcibly converted to islam, and 7 days later you will have something gay happen to you
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Put me in the screenshot
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I love this pic thank u for sharing
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*I'm a nonna in a fuckin' coupe, finna pull up to the zoo, nonny
Told you, nonna, who the fuck is you? I don't know, nonna
No, nonna, pull up on your blocks, we gon' blow, nonna
Go, nonna, run, nonna, run from the po', nonna (police nonna)
Gas what I smoke nonna
Feds at my door, jump out the window, nonna
Know you can't get no money silly ho
I just hit a stain, faneto*
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MODS ASLEEP POST A N G R Y P I Y O
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YOU'RE SHRIMPLY THE BREAST
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BETTER THAN ALL THE ZEST
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I should have said "breader" than all the zest. God. I do this for myself and I still fail. Is there anyone you won't disappoint, anon??
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what would you do to this loaf, nonnie
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You know what fuck a loaf, I must shove a cute boys face into a cake. Will you join in?
I never got this, he just looks mildly annoyed
not humiliated or ashamed, just slightly irritated
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mess? yer well fet
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JAJA DING DONG
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS GROWING WIDE AND LONG
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I want to be mean to someone and not feel guilty about it
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Nyee what's up doc
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>fp fffffp fp fffffp
>fffffffp ppppff pf
>fffp ffp ffp fp
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Anon…. Rudy's hats and boots are glued on. When I first learned this 20 years ago, I was in shock. And I still am. I think about Rudy from time to time. Who did this who him?? Why would anyone be so cruel to a mouse? He can never take his hat and boots off anon, not when he sleeps, not when he showers, now when he's making love to his mouse wife. This is sick. And it's haunted me lo these many years.
He tries to play it off. He tells himself "it's okay, this way I never lose them in a storm, or on a fast roller coaster" but you know behind that smile is pain. Pain and fear. Rudy doesn't want
this. Rudy wants to be a regular mouse. He knows what people are thinking when they look at him, he's a freak, and deep down he feels like they're right. Oh Rudy. Rudy.
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My Chemical P-word
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What are they discussing?
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Ben Shapiro only talks fast because he's begging to be gagged
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They’d take it in fucking turns if they could, bending you over that podium, fucking you like a toy, filling you up. So dirty. You wouldn’t be able to stand for a week. How many people were in that room, do you think? A hundred? Two hundred?” You chuckle. “Imagine it, Ben. Imagine.”
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I'm sick and in the hospital rn and I wanted to read the replies to some stupid thread but I'm so sick that I'm not even sure if I posted in said thread or if it was a fever dream.
Pls nonnies pray for my recovery so I can eat my bfs ass and some sushi soon
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Quit playing games and drop the link to ur Ao3 account
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Poopyeater you deserve this divine punishment for being a degenerate. Repent.
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i can’t stop thinking about this retarded song
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THREE AND A H A L F INCH FLOPPY D I S K
I don’t know much
But I do know this
Than you can kiiisss
My floppy diissssc
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What does the cat say
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Who else likes nachos
How is floppy disc THAT associated with dicks?
Like I heard it in a song and thought the creator just made it up but apparently it is slang for dick.
Knowing it makes males uncomfortable, I will now refer to dicks as this all of the time
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I literally have always thought of this as the same fucking person for like ten fuxking years, I never knew there were two!!!
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I always thought she shared the same voice and appearance with the chick from VersaEmerge
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i don't associate with THEM, I DONT. YOU NEED TO HEAR ME OUT I DON'T ASSOCIATE WITH NO ONE BUT MYSELF, THEY DON'T KNOW ME AND I DON'T KNOW THEM BECAUSE I DON' ASSOCIATE WITH THEM
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I am so horny lately and then you go and post this. fuck you
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the real endgame couple
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Just discovered this song and itstmeant to be sad and melancholy but it lowkey turns me on. My wildest dream is to have a guy pine for me so badly that it causes him genuine anguish and he’s grovelling just to spend five minutes in my presence. Whoever this song is about is my new icon.
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THEN I SAW HIS FACE
NOW IM A BELIEVER
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happy birthday Luka
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THERES NONNIES IN YOUR SKIN YOU NEED TO DIG THEM OUT
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I’m trying to sleep
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i edited https://catcrumb.tumblr.com/post/638148935053180928
so i could use it against obvious male posters but now i never see obviously male posts! grrr. FOUL.
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get fucked nerd
Imagine being a moid browsing lolcow.>Too much of a fragile loser to survive in male communities filled with toxic aggression>Too much of a cowardly limp dick to do anything to change male communities for the better>Resort to lurking around female communities because women are socialized to be more responsible and considerate >Try to take part in conversations but everyone can tell you're a moid immediately because you completely lack insight of how women live and how they perceive the world>Get your feelings hurt over nonnies calling you out for being retarded>Claim you're only lurking to "laugh at the femcels" when it's literally the only community where you don't feel threatened and you're desperate for female contact >Remain a pathetic Steve trying to hit on girls on the Lolcow discord
How sad can it get? Maleposters fuck off
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Goddess Athena I ask you to lend me your powers.
Oh, Goddess Athena protect lolcow from scrotes
Oh, Philosopher Goddess Athena of ancient Greece protect lolcow from scrotes.
Oh warrior Goddess of virtue protect us from scrotes
⍜⎅⎅⟒⌇⌇ ⏃⏁⊑⟒⋏⏃ ⟟⌇ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏃⋏⟟⟒⋏⏁ ☌⍀⟒⟒ ⍜⎅⎅⟒⌇⌇ ⍜⎎ ⍙⟟⌇⎅⍜⋔ ⏃⋏⎅ ⎐⟟⍀⏁⎍⟒, ⏁⊑⟒ ⋔⍜⌇⏁ ⟟⋔⌿⍜⍀⏁⏃⋏⏁ ⍾⎍⏃⌰⟟⏁⟟⟒⌇ ⟟⋏ ⏃⋏☊
⟟⟒⋏⏁ ☌⍀⟒⟒☍ ⌇⍜☊⟟⟒⏁⊬. ⏁⊑⏃⏁'⌇ ⍙⊑⊬ ⏃⏁⊑⟒⋏⏃ ⟟⌇ ⋏⏃⋔⟒⎅ ⏃⎎⏁⟒⍀ ⊑⟒⍀. ⏚⏃☊☍ ⏁⊑⟒⋏ ⋔⍜⌇⏁ ☌⍜⎅⎅⟒⌇⌇⟒⌇ ⍙⟒⍀⟒ ⌇⊬⋔⏚⍜⌰⟟⋉⟟⋏☌ ⎎⟒⍀⏁⟟⌰⟟⏁⊬ ⏚⎍⏁ ⏃⏁⊑⟒⋏⏃ ⌇⊬⋔⏚⍜⌰⟟⋉⟒⌇ ⍙⟟⌇⎅⍜⋔ ⏃⋏⎅ ⎐⟟⍀⏁⎍⟒
In your name I dedicate this post Athena. Protect us. You are the most based ancient Greek goddess. You are a female warrior and you represent wisdom and virtue
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hope you don’t mind I also made an edit I couldn’t resist
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I just had the worst poop ever, my ass is fucking burning anons
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….I've got gas
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don't be shy anon, let me smell it
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Laugh at her with me
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Maybe you'll meet each other in the forest one day nonatella
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kek i love it!
i also made another one, enjoy.
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tag yourself, im the blue brachiosaurus. my neck is long as heeeeeelllll.
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I am this pink nigga
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These bitches always want to be a tiger, wolf or bear why don't they ever fucking kin tardigrades
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I am terrible at remembering their names so I am this one. If nobody has claimed this one
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Looks like an iguanodon. Good choice anon
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tag yourself, I'm the golden eyed retard in the lower left corner
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This is horrible anon i hate you
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The one with enough sense to look at the dang camera, I'm surrounded by maroons!
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Tag yourself I'm the rat being swallowed
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Thank you anon. I think barn owls are my favorite. They are soo spooky yet have graceful faces
don't listen to >>1048087
it's hilarious and i love you
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I'm gonna go places, just wait and see
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You've been visited by the ASS-EATING Fairy! If you don't reply to the comment above you with "EAT MY ASS, BITCH" your mother will die tonight on her sleep.
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this could be us
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I hate how fags stole rainbows and fairies from us. You're not a fairy just another smegma chugger
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Just fart in his face and lock your ankles behind his head and punch him with your ass while yelling "is this what you wanted, faggot?"
I will drop my guts if I’m able to when he brings it up. I hate it so much and it’s literally the only issue in our relationship. Like fine babe, I don’t care if you like thinking about it just shut the fuck up about it. The word asshole used in a sexual context is like a shamwow for the vagina. Just instant Sahara level dryness and turned off totally.
Why are men so fucking gross and convinced their kinks are secretly yours too?
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primal urges (against men)
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The only language moids understand is VIOLENCE
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you now know how he eats
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YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
HOW IT FEELS TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
WITH NO MEANING OR CONTROL
AND WITH NOWHERE LEFT TO GO
YOU ARE AMAZED THAT THEY EXIST
AND THEY BURN SO BRIGHT WHILST YOU CAN ONLY WONDER WHYYYY
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What would you do to him
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Do you guys smell that
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Smells like scrote
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what's your lunar new years resolution? mine is to increase my bitchiness tenfold
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It's year of the tiger it's my year bitches
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If it's this fucking fruit, I'm cancelling her manifestation for her own good
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Let the booty hit the floor
Let the booty hit the floor
Let the booty hit the floor
Let the booty hit the
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fool, did you never consider I have the power to ward off young twinks
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Is this a himbo y/n
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He would definitely say that, this was basically everything he did kek
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FAGGOTS LEMME HEAR Y'ALL MAKE SOME NOISE
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If my dog bites me again, I will bite him back, I will bite his paws like how he bites me feet and me hands. No mercy.
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Anyway this is my enemies to lovers ship. Can't wait to find out if it's canon in the New New Testament.
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i was so bored in class i made this shit
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Sonic The Hedgehog Dog Costume
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Just so you know, I'm rat girl, city fiend, alternative looking, no beauty queen, goth punk, mean girl, favourite colour is hot red pink, short nails, dark nail polish, ahead of the game, référentiel, heroin chic, straight edge, extreme vocalist, classically trained, green eyes, black hair, beauty mark, cheap ass taste, platform shoes, tall as hell, bisexual, hyper-sexual, BPD, OCD, on meds, %1, street hood ghetto, above the poverty line, ratchet, keto, fashionista, multicultural, multi-genre, visionnaire, biologically gifted, genetically cursed, unattainable, misunderstood, codependent, lone wolf, knife carrier, violence employer, absolute goddess, moid killer, tranny taxidermist, faggot impaler, unashamed, unabashed, living for a thousand years, here to stay.
I have long been unable to describe my own appreciation for yaoi works and the feelings I have for them through words. But now, I may have been able to manage. The way to do so is to completely immerse oneself in the story. The world reflects the emotions of the protagonists. People's feelings are reality. If there are any fans of yaoi still out there, they will understand the world of 'BANANA FISH' even if it is beyond their comprehension. "BANANA FISH", at first glance, seems a story of pure love, but is really the story of a teenager who has matured too fast for his age. The romance and the bonding of the yaoi pair also bring as much pain as joy. I am usually annoyed when there is an especially weak character in a manga, but this is not the case here. The weak, frail Ash and the strong, bright Benny are strongly tied together. The two different people with absolutely different tastes, yet entwined in love and intermingled in life. The story revolves around these two.
The first episode of "BANANA FISH" starts from the very beginning. "A man and woman are in bed with each other. The man's hair moves suggestively," is the opening scene. The writer of this blog has a policy of no straight-to-gay scenes, but I am fine with this. The story is in fact a yaoi, so it would be unnatural and even painful for the author to hesitate on showing the developing bond between the two male protagonists. What follows after the opening scene is Ash's and Benny's young days. It's amazing how the first episode covers their entire childhood, adolescence, and the origin of their bond from the perspective of one Ash. The story is well constructed and the characters are thoroughly explored. The yaoi pair is presented thoroughly in the first episode. I highly recommend this to those who like yaoi. The protagonist Ash, at first glance, seems like a weak, passive, scared person. He is the type that does nothing when someone barges into his house and steals his things. But as the story progresses, Ash's hidden strength starts to come out. Ash is actually a very mature teenager for his age. He was thrown into various high-risk circumstances, and some of those still remain even in the present. He voluntarily undergoes the hardships of living in those situations, and it is because of that he was able to build up the strength he has now. Ash's feelings were also thoroughly explored. Even the brilliant Benny, who is the subject of this story, has a past he has never shared with anyone. Ash is the only one that knows about it. He has already made his choice about the future, and he now needs to find ways to make his dream come true. And he also needs to stand beside the only one who he trusts. BANANA FISH.
I really like the Ash of the past. A sarcastic bad boy, no one had ever talked about his smile before until he met Benny. It was all about the pout. And the origin of the yaoi pair's relationship is beautiful. The first time they held hands was because Ash was trying to encourage Benny not to give up on his dream. They were playing a game of hide-and-seek. They found a place to hide. The second time they held hands was because Ash was trying to protect Benny from a gang of thugs. The love between the yaoi pair can be felt from the very beginning. The way they touch is not the anime-like doki doki where the fingertips slide through each other, but it is the simple and realistic one that intertwines the fingers. Nothing is exaggerated, and everything is real. In their childhood, Benny used to hold Ash's hand a lot, and now Ash has taken over the role. Ash actually never found happiness. He acts like an ill-natured person and always keeps his secrets to himself, but anyone who gets to know him will see him smile. He likes to drink and sing. He can make you laugh even if he only touches your hair. Ash is a character where you can feel a surge of emotions in every scene. This is what makes the character so believable, and this is also what makes him so attractive.
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Don’t scroll cp spam
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Ladies, sharpen your hat pins.
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How do you nonners like to take your meds? Personally, I put them in the palm of my hand, then I swiftly bring my hand up, lightly connecting the ball of my palm to my chin, which catapults the pills into my mouth. I do this because I do not like them to touch my tongue. I see on tv people put their meds on their tongue and then bring them into their mouths seductively. I could never do that. I’ve always done the catapult palm method.
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I H*TE TRANNIES
I H*TE FAGGOTS
I HA*E PEDOPHILES
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Limburger after he gets arrested for poaching
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Welcome to lolcow cafeteria. Whose table you sitting at
for me it's the fujos
even if they laugh at my ugly drawings
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videogames table, love seeing anons recommendations
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Between the fujo table and the husbandofag table.
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Dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins dressed ass goblins
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I think the reason so many people like euphoria is because I remember being a kid and watching a group of pretty girls in movies like house bunny or mean girls like “that’s literally me” to some of them and ngl I be like that about euphoria sometimes.
also caters to fatties and trannies to be like “wow, she is literally me” to
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At the movie and series table! There is a lot of table that I like actually but I will never want to eat at the celibricow table kek! What is the worse table in your opinion ?
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1 tbsp chocolate
2 kinder surprises
0.5 L green tea
1 edelweiss leaf
half a blue moon
9 raspberry seeds
6 blueblood roses
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yo new incel just dropped
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No, eat the toy, this anon >>1052614
wants to hijack your organs from having fun
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I've eaten fidget spinners, I can handle a fucking kinder egg.
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taytay said this
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it's so fucking cold outside
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SUB!?!? DOM!?!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!? I ONLY KNOW PURE LOVE
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