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Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?
The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void
previous retarded shit >>>/ot/947262
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pee monkey my beloved…
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These ducks look like they're waiting for a spanking
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Here's how things are going for me
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The mister mime of animal crossingget out of my town and never return
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Samefag for actual fav
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this son of a bitch. he is one of the villagers i remember sending hate mail to. FUCK YOUUUU AND WART JR AND FROGBERT
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I really hate this guy. And why is he a jock? I swear I'm overrun with jocks. Roald is a jock too but he's the only jock I want.
You're telling me you don't hate >>982903
?????? You must have the heart of a saint
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A friend of mine and me both did this to Apollo who lived in both of our cities. We'd write him hate mail every day hoping he'd move out, but we as six year olds didn't quite understand yet why this only made him like us more. We were confused (and pissed off) when he started to act all buddy with us.
thank you nona>>982931
kek i think apollo was one of my victims
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Stop responding to bait NOW binaural beats for sleep
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Nothing like an octo on a stick. Hehehehehe. Octo on a STICK. SLURPDHSHSHDGDH sllp mmm pop noice.
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Taxidermy cat handbag
Open at your own risk
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which ones ya want
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what if we kissed in front of the tacomas at toyotathon?
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None thanks I'll rather have the leg fluffies~~ ^^ x3
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i tried to tell you all the gays would be the downfall of amercica and you didnt LISTEN now look whats happenig
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Man I remember when I was into that style, dj sisen and that shit. It was around the time I found gutterface/joji/whatever-is-her-name-now. She was my first cow. You simply never forget your first cow.. when she pretended to be a tots real gay guy, the period blood doll saga, the suicide of her tranny friend which was herself, the incest-but-not-really yaoi pics, the cemetery vandalism.. I'm crying just thinking about it. Wish she was milky again.
fucking same!!! thanks >>983225
that was a quick bit of time travel for my thursday lunch time. damn.
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Wtf I need to post this image somewhere because wtf young meshuggah
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Cock. Cook. Just one letter away. c o o k c o c k
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I'd appreciate the flayed minion but I need at least 7 inches or else I kill my mate, preying mantis style.
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How did you know I was gay?
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Look I'm not gay, I just thought it was cute and it was on sale
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I don't think you're ready for spaghetti, I don't think you're ready for spaghetti, I don't think you're for it dins, cause my pasta is too dang spicy for ya baaaaabe
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Unironically a better fate than being shackled to this regal faggot
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YOU RANG MADAME?????
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this is what no dick does to a girl
here's some 1D media for you
….. …. . ….
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more 1D for your soul
i'd fuck bottom right tbh>>984651
why were these ever shilled as attractive
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how dare she tarnish the name of ambrose… merle ambrose would never do this shit, plus he's a powerful wizard (aeniayh could never)
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Train of thought poetry starts NOW:
I go home I have lunch I take out the trash I don't know how many times I've seen this before how many lines of words I've read I have a chocolate cookie I love chocolate.
I ran out of thoughts
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There can only be one
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In the green garden
freshly baked bread awaits me
alongside sweet juice
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i can’t tell if I stole this off of here can the anon who posted this tell me
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Where does she look japanese
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Your pants, madame
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As a kid I wrote lotta poetry
My efforts never acknowledged
Maybe lil me was just bad at poetry
Anger grew inside me
Like the yeast of the bread
I eat so desperately
Ain't gonna be shitting for days now
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It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow. Twenty years might pass. But I will slap you for this comment, nonny
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God I love this graphics from like 2009
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It's just three bears and a cheeseburger, it's not that deep…
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If the Tudor Queen Elizabeth I was alive she would marry Pete Davidson and we would be stuck with King Butthole Eyes I as a monarch, to be proceeded by Prince Butthole Eyes II and Princess Elizabeth Ariana II
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simpler albeit still traumatic times…
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who wants a bit of my drink
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He looks a bit like toon link. BTW all link are cute
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Kek I have a type
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Who wants to play a pocky game with me
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i will play with you just because i'm fucking hungry, b-baka..
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send this to all the annoying gay men you know
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a place where dreams come to die and the ashes are swept up in droves of tornados to be scattered and forgotten
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I have a project due on the 7th and she's not going to postpone it this time
Why the hardest project is not the one postponed
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we are very disappointed son
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omg the haim sisters are so ugly, but especially the one in the middle. her eyes are so close together and her face Is so broad and puffy. ugh their faces just make me mad. how did she randomly get a starring role in a PTA movie?
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I laughed at this until I remembered that lately I've taken to walking around in public with my hand on my belly imagining that I'm pregnant with my husbando's child.
because they're nepotism babies and their mom was that film directors crush when he was younger. Also they've been riding taylor swift's dick for years.
it's annoying because women that look like that are never given a chance in music/movies unless they have rich parents backing them
Also that movie her character is 25 and her love interest is 15. so woke
I thoughgt it was spelled grindcore>>986117
Dude hangs baseball caps above his bed. man…
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Wiki says their dad is Bulgarian-Jewish descent but the mom is simply 'American'. Is she Asian?
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there's multiple sites, I just google "glitter text generator" and some websites come up
here's one but I'm sure there's better ones
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Fuck it up
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I instantly thought it looked like a surgical cap that you wear with scrubs (picrel), but I don't think that's it.
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new jojo character confirmed
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my stepfather enjoys PhilosophyTube
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Sagwaaaaa, eat fresh
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Would you like to take angel dust together and make it onto the local news together beforehand?
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Watch out, I'm on that bath salt
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ES LA VACA MARIPOSA, GLORIA A LA GRAN VACA MARIPOSA HURRA!!
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i kept flicking the lightswitch to flush the toilet i got too high
When you see yourself in a dark bathroom
Do your fingers itch, did you piss or shit?
Will you go online when you've gotten lit?
Can you flush that piss with a toilet switch?
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Does Shrek count as cottagecore
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my whole family is offering to buy me cbd oil because i am a fundamentally broken individual and they are desperate, but i dont want it. anyways hmu if youre a trainwreck with a box dye and will ruin my life, at least id feel something even if comes selfishly.
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Is that data van toss
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fuck keto consume pasta
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holy fucking shit
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not the first time I have seen similar rhetoric but in a different context, the shooter Marc Lépine was half algerian and apparently that changes the entire context of the attack, cause then it would BIPOC male who felt rightfully anger against the Privileged white girls
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I have no idea, I don't think it is, I think it's just a graphic someone made, there used to be lots of people who would make graphics like this and sell them, for people to put them in their ~digital diary~ for decoration
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>Elaine's dad is old
>Anon speculates maybe he has some gold bars buried somewhere
That explains everything
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Just put the Xmas tree up
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Swamp core kinda cute tho
Let's simmer in the bog together ladies
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Reminds me of pic related
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Look at these Brits in the face and tell me there isn't a primal, telekinetic yearning there to RETURN TO BOG
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I took the Lindt truffle man and put him in my dungeon, you can't see it in the pic but he is shackled at the ankles.
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Why does your dungeon look like a spa?
Return to Swampe
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>>988547>mfw they bring the swamps back in time for brexit
We can endure anything in the faaackin’ swamps! Yes lad!
It must be cold as fuck. I don't get how British people survived before wellingtons were invented.
In fact the Roman army's armour rusted constantly while they were invading, this is probably one of the reasons they were so bitter about England.
Damn, not days so I guess I can’t sit with you. You truly are the swamp queens.
But in winter we broke through an iced up pond and used it as a ice cold pool for an evening and it was ok.>>988616 and if it’s chilly outside, the water is chilly too when you first get in, but once you get out you realise the bog is ok and it starts feeling warmer upon second exposure. Unironically do not go to a deep bog, or go alone. You can never know if your feet will get trapped by weeds or something, if you will panic and react negatively, or your body doesn’t adjust.
But yes, a dip in a bog can be enjoyable, although I can’t stay for days, I hope you queens still invite me to your swamps regardless ♥
I remember the I saw a Tumblr post about how in battle against the Celts, the Celtic women would hurl Insults against the Romans, calling them basically ugly manlets
based as hell
I really dislike the Romans, while the world before the Romans wasn't perfect for woman it was a hell a lot of more egalitarian(something the Romans considered Barbarian Behavior) and brought institutionalized Patriarchy to Europe and North Africa, we also wouldn't have either Christianity or Islam if it weren't the Romans
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It depends on temperature. Where I live is basically a giant bog. There aren't many mosquitos in the summer because there's too much wind and it gets too cold at night.
Pic it what happens if you spend too long in a bog.
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>they inhabit wild and waterless mountains and desolate and swampy plains, and possess neither walls, cities, nor tilled fields, but live on their flocks, wild game, and certain fruits…They dwell in tents, naked and unshod, possess their women in common, and in common rear all the offspring. Their form of rule is democratic for the most part, and they are very fond of plundering; consequently they choose their boldest men as rulers….They can endure hunger and cold and any kind of hardship; for they plunge into the swamps and exist there for many days with only their heads above water, and in the forests they support themselves upon bark and roots, and for all emergencies they prepare a certain kind of food, the eating of a small portion of which, the size of a bean, prevents them from feeling either hunger or thirst" (Roman History, LXXVII.12.1-4).
Being a swamp dweller is nothing to be ashamed of nonny
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I feel so much fatty gay before my period. Can't get anything done! Hoe do I fix this my ladies?
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>>988744>Most of Britain is marshland because it is flooded by the continual ocean tides. The barbarians usually swim in these swamps or run along in them, submerged up to the waist. Of course, they are practically naked and do not mind the mud because they are unfamiliar with the use of clothing, and they adorn their waists and necks with iron, valuing this metal as an ornament and a token of wealth in the way that other barbarians value gold. They also tattoo their bodies with various patterns and pictures of all sorts of animals. Hence the reason why they do not wear clothes, so as not to cover the pictures on their bodies. They are very fierce and dangerous fighters, protected only by a narrow shield and a spear, with a sword slung from their naked bodies. They are not familiar with the use of breast-plates and helmets, considering them to be an impediment to crossing the marshes. Because of the thick mist which rises from the marshes, the atmosphere in this region is always gloomy.
Swamp himbos when
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why can't my hair change with warm or cold water like borbie?
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omg anon same here, i also always wanted one of the fairy ones that fly like in this notorious gif
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What if God looked at you like
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>blocks your path
Kek. Most of this sounds like hell to me, I'm glad that the colonising rapists drained our swamps and brought clothing and central heating to our gloomy shores but it's still funny to imagine the soldiers in rusting armour as naked root-eating swamp people terrorised them and stabbing them up their skirts because trousers were for barbarians>>988992>>989008
Buy these things now if you can find them on eBay, love them and play with them. When you are ready donate them to toy charities or resell so that someone else can love them
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Would you join him for lunch?
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>why are you still watching spongebob ytp and caillou grounded videos you are 20 years old you autistic retard
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I'm not gonna stop what's who I am
I'll give it all that is the plan
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thanks for the pic
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PIZZA IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAAAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIZZAAAAAA
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WATASHI WA onigiri DESU
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The real Queen of England
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Don’t sage on purpose as a power move. Just go into momokun or whoever thread write “FAT”.
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Men r gay
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Seme & uke
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whoa, hey guys, welcome to my twisted mind
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cheugy midwest closeted suburbanite with lesbian tendencies (too afraid to admit it to her judeo-christian parents). bleaches her brunette hair, gains a few pounds and gets bullied by a bunch of self-righteous /snow/roaches once she inevitably gets posted in the board by one of her “friends”, tatted up, sweats have replaced her mall-chic clothing, she heads off to university and drops out immediately from separation anxiety. becomes a neet and browses lolcow.farm living off of her parents income that has suspicious origins, brags about almost getting pregnant at 14 but it turned out being a false flag and destroys her life from the underground meth epidemic in her cozy ignorant white collar community as the economy fucking crashes and says she was able to turn her life around. travels and moves into a gentrified NYC era, “what’s tiktok?” as she sips on a overpriced frap in her cheugy thigh-high boots. fairy lights, keto diet, gaslighting, tax fraud, soul deprivation.
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What the fuck I totally missed that Chris Crocker trooned out and somehow thought he had passed away but sadly found out that only the latter was untrue
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This gay shit is wasted on kids
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No, kids can keep those, these on the other hand, are wasted on kids.
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How about this, a rare golden hippo.. don't you dare pretend you don't want it >>993515
PickMe.. branwashing little girls
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I like these things, it's a shame the dolls they come with are shitty quality and near impossible to repaint due to the shitty materials
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I ship my mom x Mr.clean
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I’m sure he would make her very happy, nonnie
. I, on the other hand, ship my mom with el zorro.
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I ship my mom with Thor, she absolutely loves him and talks about how hot he is in front of my pos dad every time she can kek
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I ship my dad with pic related
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There was some anon's mom that was a driverfag, I ship her and the forbidden man. That's my sacrifice for today, good moms deserve good things
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do you buhLIEVE in LIHAFTALUH
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My mom's bf Christian
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My mom's bf Jim Beam
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My bf Jack Daniels
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My gf, tap water.
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My ex-bf cause i love milk but now i'm lactose intolerant
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No but not a bad idea
, my sacrifice is to give up him for myself and allow anon's mom to have him. The low poly borzoi was just a cute unrel pic
not so fast, you will have to rip the forbidden man out of my cold dead hands>>994175
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Literally cannot comprehend the madness of >>994767
, but this game seems like an autism central almost giving Kingdom Hearts a run for it's money. I've heard the developers are women so good for them, though.
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NYAN NYAN CATBOY RYUK
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HER NAILS! She needs to put the rodent away and go get a fill in, like right now bitch
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Beautiful gorgeous show stopping never done before give him all the apples best boy Ryuk
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Whatt the the FUCK do you want?
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Dinosaur nuggets are cultured. They teach us about art, paleontology, that life is finite, white meat only, and a crispy breading
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do you want this as a cytube sticker
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XDBEASTIALITYRAPEFUNNYXD jesus fucking christ I’m not a saint but I hate this world sometimes
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Need a "god I wish that were me" emote kek
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Everything and everyone around me is fake, in the sense that nothing is real and we live in a simulation, that's why i'm the realest bitch here
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As a AFAB woman, JK Rowling gives me powerful gender euphoria
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What if we were the lolcow all along?
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Ojou-sama… Would you like your feet rubbed now, or after your nightly killing spree
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Assigned Caca at Birth
Assigned Faggot at Birth
Assigned Maggot at Birth
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i want to be a sad little tetrahedron
BPD and NPD
Yin and Yang
Female and male>>995231
Do not try to destroy the natural balance like these so called ‘ryuk’ fangirls, no devoting yourselves to fictional men
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The future is here.
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Sometimes, our fantasies are all we have to look forward to
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shut the heck up let me live in my daydream world
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I wish this would happen to some men…>>997081
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SET ME FREE
TRUST IN YOURSELF
AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY~
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Come at me 「bitch」
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When I say I enjoy modern literature…
This is what I mean
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i know nothing about pokey monsters but i feel this one truly captures the spirit of farmers
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Why does he have anime cheek highlights?
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Everybody is mean to me..
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>sits down at your table without saying anything
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Sorry I'm with someone already
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>>998578>tfw i used to be fucked up enough that people approached me asking for meth
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A twiddly-doo, a twiddly-dee,
Working retail is killing my feet!
A twiddly-doo, a twiddly-dum,
I'm gonna drink a whole bottle of rum!
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Look at him. Immediately.
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Look at the back of squirtles head tho. As a bit of a plush cowwector… shit like that always bugs me. DO BETTER!
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Null romantic xmas aesthetic ♥
Was it you that had the lady wet dream
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"Sorry hun, I won't fix you"
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KEK no, not quite there yet>>998803
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It took me a while to understand
listen nonnies a couple threads over are cooming to gay spiderman memes, we don't have to be that
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Ehehehehehe……….hehehehehe…hehe……heeeeeeheeeheeehhahahoohoo….hah…..heehee…..huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuú……..mehehehehheheh..mhehehe..heh. tch… You couldn't understand my mind…hehe…eheh.
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everyone is so mean 2 me
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This child isn't mine. The child is from the darkness. I've given birth to humanity's curse.
My soul will be swallowed and vomited and swallowed again. Forever.
Sick joke. But no one is laughing.
My blood will remain. Death isn't the end.
I am in hell. This is hell.
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I'm going mad because I fell in love with a stupid freakin imaginary character, why didn't I tell my crush in high school that I liked him, I could have had a real husbando. I could have had someone to hold instead of imagining how I would hold an imaginary man. I am the fool
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Having a man won't make you long for your husbando any less nonita
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thinking about how much time I spent caring about plastic asian moids in my teens
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I have to go to bed now but I'll have you all know I stayed up a whole 15 minutes in hopes of making pic related the 1000000 GET
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THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN, I SAID
YOUNG MAN, PICK YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND, I SAID
YOUNG MAN, CAUSE YOU'RE IN A NEW TOWN
THERE'S NEED TO BE UNHAPPY
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Fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you
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Better than some anon venting about her boyfriend wanting to do anal or wanting to get pegged.
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Last minute gift idea for your nigels
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based. >retarded shitpost thread>"REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SHITPOST A DEAD MEME. I DONT KNOW WHAT SHITPOST AND SARCASM IS SO IM ANGERYYYYYYY!!"
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kek come on anon not even BIG YOSHI??
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are both valid
and represent the dichotomy of /ot/
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Imagine being a santa denier
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Santa is not real
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average santa believer physique
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Santa can come into your residence no matter if it's a wooden shed or a yurt
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Why would komaeda do this??
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There’s no way such a pencil, tiny komaeda dick would get anything pregananent.
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LMAO anon you're a legend, rejoice
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FUCK I missed being the 999999th poster
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these bitches are cute asf, can i find them on aliexpress?>>993533
anon i love you and toys are based. i've a collection of these and might order more. i also collect plush in forest animal, cat and fruit themes. i like to make stupid videos with them and pose them on stuff when i travel.
Holy shit i have all of those
I keep them in a padded treasure box under my bed
I had completely forgot
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holy shit when did jerma get this old?
Correction i dont have tabitha or felix but i have three more that aren’t listed
Punkin easily favorite
that's such a cute story, good on that stranger to let you come back for her!>>1000593
i have a different collection from them and some of their dogs! my favorite is the white cat with the little wizard hat lol>>1000603
i want a punkin so bad. halloween theme is the best
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You too my precious cow
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i was triggered
that tabitha is not a tabby cat
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There's a mother cat called Tabitha in Peter Rabbit and she was a tabby cat. Never noticed this, cause I am ESL. I always wanted to have a gray cat named Tabitha as a kid, though, I thought she was lovely. Now I also realize that her son was named Tom as a nod to tomcats.
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You should look for all of Beatrix Potter's illustrations, nonnie
! I love Peter Rabbit. The new movies are a travesty, though.
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shoot im canadian lol also i really try to avoid buying from china… any other ideas? honestly i just love flocky animals but i never see them anywhere for an affordable price
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Fellow jermamite, hello
Jerma is amazing and can't wait for more monster rancher 2 tomorrow
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he is making a list
he is checkin it twice
he is gonna find out
who is naughty or nice
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Sorry I only accept giorno santa
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when are you going to cook for me nonna
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Only the best Benny Cumberland for my nonna, eat up for grandma so you can get tall and reach Stacyhood ♥
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AM YOUR NEW SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON. IT'S OVER FOR YOU BITCHEZ
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This product photo is Troon coded
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When I run, about 15-20 minutes in I start having EXTREME food cravings. 99% of the time it's either for gatorade or fruit and sometimes for a specific candy. Today my craving was apples. But today it was so strong that as I was running, all I could think about was apples. My mind was just repeating the word "apple, apple, apple" and I felt like I was turning into a apple monster. There was a green apple rotating around in my mind and the gym started to disappear around me. Now I'm home, eating my apple slices and feeling normal again.
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… You can run for 20 minutes??
you're a faggot. this triggered
one of my alters to front earlier and I'm back now and ready to kick your dumb ass. come around I think you're a scrote toxic
faggot you wish you could bop to anything. you are bopless. you're nothing.
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Gonna read more books in 2022
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Reminds me of the existence of these books.
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this pic always makes me laugh so fucking loud ewoihfdwioehffo
This is my favourite
I love the way the troon is so offended like "ah… ah… im a victim
…" kek its so pathetic yet funny
This is now stuck in my head
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It do be like that
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Why am I crying
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SHOW ME YOUR TOOOOOOTS
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Is this real life
I hate myself
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Sasuka is LEGGALLY married to ME HE IS MY MAM
Naurot is bad father, dorky haircut, EVILL, and I do not accept the legitimatcy of his Hokagaeship. I DON'T believe IT! PLEAE never post your ship again or I will be force SINK it!
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I'm finally home.
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I had basic ships in naruto but after it ended, for some reason I just started shipping Hinata with Sasuke because aesthetically they have the same color scheme in different intensities. Concept of both of them being from strong clans and having different outlook on the whole clan thing. I guess it's more believable for me Sasuke would fall for someone who was not obsessed with him and at the same time shared his admiration (love) for Naruto rather than some obsessed simp chan.
P.S. that different universe movie also railed me up I guess
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KEK NONNIES I CAN’T
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I think Grimes is the biggest giga Stacey on earth. She's literally THE manic pixie dream girl. She never had to wear skimpy clothes or a full face of makeup. She puts on the most random shit, dyes her hair until it's completely fried and sloppily applies some random eyeliner she'll wear for days without washing her face. She's 30+ with a baby and still gets to be the little girl. Her performances is just her jumping around on stage like she's a 4 year old in a bouncy house. Yeah I just had to say that now goodbye.
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Get a tattoo of your husbando
Wasn't Grimes a lunatic who was born into a rich family and then larped as a poor artisté?
She called her son X Æ A-Xii. How vain and self obsessed do you have to be to give your child such a horrendous name?
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STOP POSTING ABOUT GRIMES
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>blocks your path
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NO!!! NEVER!!! I will throw you in the grimes dumpster!
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Either a Ferrari or a ridiculously huge pickup.
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Do you guys go into a salon when you molt or do you do it yourselves
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What if baboons raped men at the same rate men rape women
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>>1009069>the baboon pins down passerby who do not resist
are they sure those men were raped?
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Where the fuck is komaedachan? I saved this pic for her
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wrote this like she is at the royal court kek, sorry that the silly little farm jesters were not funny enough today. Couldn't be me though, picrel is me and myself always having fun in here
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The royal court of lolcow would be a great theme for a thread
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A surprising amount of people have told me this looks exactly like my brother
So you are the ones behind this thing. I've seen the emote on the farmmovienight cytube and I love this so much!
2022 and already a new favourite word
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Little orbs little babies
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if you watch content like this you should be put down like a lame horse
I'm glad you liked it nonny
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"[This is just me]," Spamton said, "BUT I [Fink] I [prefer the smooth taste] OF MEDIA INFLUENCED BY JAPANESE MEDIA RATHER THAN [Actual Japanese media].
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ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO INGEST MY ANTI-VIRAL BREAST MILK, COMRADE?
if anyone saw this in the dumbass shit thread before i deleted it, shhhhh
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Barry the Bee (voiced by Jerry Seinfeld) finds the prospect of ingesting your breast milk very enticing.
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I was looking up pics of Alyssa Sutherland because she's so pretty, but then I see one pic that looks kinda weird and I'm like wtf so I visit the website it came from and it's this weird ass tumblr with only pictures making her look ugly and creepy, it's so weird like Apex Twin or something. Idk if it's a fetish or some evil scrote planned it so when you look her up she appears ugly.
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this is hilarious. honestly mostly because of the context of a nonnie
being scared of this Tumblr though
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I'm glad they seem to have stopped in December 2020. Whatever this was, it didn't seem healthy. They posted this caricature of her, so I suspect it's a fetish to see her features deformed. If so, there's a very high chance that this person had/has multiple other blogs where they did this to different celebrities (most likely all/mostly female)
On the other hand, part of me imagines a very angry woman making these as "vent art" because her (ex) boyfriend openly idolized this actress. A "This is what she looks like to me", "This is how she deserves to be seen" type of thing. Pretty weird
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>>1013342>alyssa sutherland >pretty
me when I lie her face looks disgustingly primitive
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She looks like a sexy feline.
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POV: some attraction downtown in the city where you live still has Christmas music playing
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TBH i don't think that blogger purposefully made her face creepy. They just turn up the contrast to eleven in all of their reposted pictures for some reason. Maybe thought it was a nice look or filter
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Psh. Move over for the true queen
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For some reason they slightly widened her face? EW and WHY
If you are ok to be friends with someone who also ships gintsu, ichiruki and reylo, then yes. >I've shipped them since way early in the manga early 2000s
You unironically have galaxy brain. I always suspected that Kishimoto knew Hinata and Sasuke had too much potential together so he never let them interact.
Ok you are a genius. How did this pairing never occur to me?? I do think sasuino is funny tho because she's a turbo stacy lmao but sasuhina makes sense
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I cant get over orca skeletons
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Link is cold and is hoping you'd kiss him!!
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I can, took a bit of a leap since they're pretty big, but managed to clear one on the second try. Best of luck nonnie
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Wow. I love you.
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how can you hate these monkeys seriously
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This pic is unnerving
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This monkey looks familiar
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Super Monkey Ball monkeys
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey (monkey in anon's pic)
Rafiki from the Lion King ig
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Who gave him this haircut
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golden snub monkey, they’re endangered rare old world species from china that are extremely fluffy and look like dr seuss characters. the mothers and female monkeys are extremely compassionate and help each other with their monkey infants, they also love to hug and huddle during the winter months to keep cool. they also mourn whenever their babies unfortunately die during extreme conditions (although a lot of monkeys and primates are shown to mourn their own dead babies). picrel is a newborn and it looks like an alien it’s so freaking cute
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goodnight, sleep well
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Pregnonte. Am I right?
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sexy sploogerman memes, can't be beat
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I want you to rail me
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pinterest has started recommending me borzois
this sites impact
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HI MY NAME IS Steven AND I CAME HERE TO HELP YOU NONNA, TO HELP YOU HEAL AND GROW BECAUSE YOUR'E SO, SO IMPORTANT TO THIS WORLD HONEY MUAKS XOXO. NOW TELL ME ALL YOUR SECRETS, YOU DEEPEST FEARS, I WILL HEAR YOU BECAUSE I'M HERE FOR YOU AND I WILL SAVE YOU FROM DESPAIR, I'M YOUR HERO AND YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL.
, not here.. >pushes you away, blushing
another farmer might see…
But.. I'm sorry I just can't!>turns away, tearing up
It's not you, I promise it's not you. It's just that…there are others. Other beloved nonnies, other precious cows….
So you're telling me I can listen to some Bamboo Water Fountain
and I can listen 24/7
???? I can listen to 自然の音とともに音楽をリラックス
from a バンブーウォーターファウンテン
???? 24/7??? That is truly【癒し音楽BGM】#Tony89
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Buffy's mom has got it going on
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I've been laughing at this for like 5 minutes
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Buffy can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Buffy's mom
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Nessuno può sfuggire dal destino scelto. Rimane solo il risultato che voi sarete distrutti. L’eterna cima esiste solo per me. Puoi cantare canzoni di tristezza nel mondo senza tempo.
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Yeah I listen to swans. They go "toot toot" like a trumpet
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So you listen to swans?? Name three songs other than "toot toot", which is overrated btw. Swans don't even really like toot toot much anymore because everyone is always asking them to play it.
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Ummmmm sweetie stop reading too much into my words I said I listen to them which is true even if I know only one song, I didn't say that I listen to every song they have. Eh heh heh. By the way post more swans pics if you have because my aunt asked me to paint some for her and I'm looking for photos
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Oh baby you want swan pics I'll give you swan pics. incomiiiinnnggg
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Damn take a look at this beauty
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This must be lerve
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Black swans to subvert your expectations
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Marvelous, stunning, brave, thriving, swan
They're so funny>>1016915
Wooooooow that is beautiful!! Thank you so much I'll ask my aunt what she thinks of it
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I did something right
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You did, as you always do
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>blocks your path
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Thou shalt ne'er a true maiden be. Thou hast neither womb nor ovary. Thou art a catamite, twist'd by foul perversion of chirurgeon's art to crude fleer'ry of Divine perfection.
All validation as thou receivest like unto Janus' own be, and tepid to boot. 'Pon thy hind, good folk fleer.
Thy good father and kind mother art in troth disgust'd and in shame of thee.
Thy friends doth make sport of thine hideous countenance 'twixt themselves.
By thee art all of Adam's sons utterly repuls'd. Our Lord didst fortuitously permit all menfolk to divine thy fraud with wondrous accuracy.
If by trickery, thou didst 'pon occasion "pass", all gentle folk verily wouldst 'pon closer examination revile thee. By the Lord's arrangement, thy very bones betray thee.
And if 'pon chance thou pliest with drink an unfortunate companion unto thy fetid bed, 'twould soonest fly as drink in the aromas from thine diseas'd, fest'ring wound, the which thou cherish in mockery of Eve's daughters.
Tis certaine that never shalt the devil's spawn pass from thine false womb, thus fruitless art thy efforts to ensnare gentlefolk.
Joy shall likewise escape thee.
'Pon waking, thou paint upon thy face a Deceiver's frippery, but inside thine heart, parlous despair circles like Leviathan, eft t' crush thee 'neath th'unbearable weight.
In the end 'twill be too much to bear - thou shalt find thyself procuring firm rope, mocking the hangman's noble art, and plunging into the bitter abyss of the Divill's embrace, to spend thy days better cavorting with thine masters.
Thine father or mother shall occasion upon thine empty shell and weep, caught 'twixt heartbreak and relief that the shame thou broughtest them hast, anon, abated.
Thine headstone shall reflect thine Christian name, and hist'ry shall record thee a man.
As worms and creatures of the earth feast on thine unholy corpse, thine bones shalt betray thee again - unmistak'bly like unto Adam's.
'Tis thy fate, self-appointed. Ne'er shall thee revoke it.
Idk if horse girls did this to you but horses are dope and magical. Horses and deer.
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Hey girlS, how are we doing tonight, can I ofeR you a drink ?
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Just cleaning up the home page
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be careful anons, gore on /g/
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This image is so refreshing
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I have more anon if you want
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sorry it's /w/ not /g/, I really hope none of you saw it
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Not all pee pee times are poo poo times, but all poo poo times are pee pee times - Norman Osborn
i accidentally had this on for like 30 minutes the last time a nonnie
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Look at his nose
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Cute little ears… I'm partial to warmbloods