File: 1631259703862.jpg (94.7 KB, 640x853, 5460662d6bd118658957b4409d995b…)
No. 905996
Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
Previous mental impairments:
>>>/ot/867542 No. 906000
File: 1631260136857.jpg (97.98 KB, 666x832, 5c20daf4e53106da005af986d45f90…)
Some custom furbies are cute af
No. 906007
File: 1631260763252.jpg (163.36 KB, 794x1059, il_794xN.3194988249_4b5x.jpg)
>>906000*All furbies are cute af
No. 906011
File: 1631260992022.jpg (38.6 KB, 600x600, 54632234rtfgbhi7.jpg)
you…………..ever think……we should…..just as a hobby…..overthrow the australian goverment….hahah….come on its just for fun……really
No. 906033
File: 1631265519744.jpg (37.4 KB, 500x375, dacia.jpg)
who wants a ride
No. 906264
File: 1631292294947.jpg (80.24 KB, 500x740, Stoker (2013).jpg)
I wish we had a retarded hornyposting waifu thread
No. 906284
File: 1631294188313.jpg (28.02 KB, 800x784, da9e93ea3819eb84a25d57e274d537…)
>>906212don't judge me anon
No. 906351
File: 1631299430441.jpg (1.13 MB, 1087x1080, 96433678291.jpg)
No. 906385
File: 1631301051481.jpg (47.53 KB, 720x720, IMG-20210413-WA0001.jpg)
>>906376>>906380Dar câte moldovenci?
No. 906409
File: 1631303196326.gif (1.46 MB, 300x300, parksand-rec-ben.gif)
>>906376Unless it's "omg another nomadic tuareg anon??" this will always sound stupid to me
No. 906410
File: 1631303469968.jpg (56.75 KB, 840x500, Bianca-Dragusanu-reactie-de-mi…)
I think we are around 5 or 6
No. 906415
File: 1631304024913.jpg (47.73 KB, 600x450, snapshot_17fca60d_37fca60e.jpg)
any martianonas here?????
No. 906419
>>906409Romania is tiny anon, only ever met a handful on the english internet.
>>9064105 1/2, Nu stiu prea multe pentru am mutat cund eram mic. Idk cum si scrie tot.
No. 906421
>>906415Why is Sixam interested in Mars?
What are you guys planning?
No. 906459
>>906449No…it looks very smelly and you know it’s just
crawling with French people. No, I don’t want to eat frog, monsieur!
No. 906478
File: 1631307640674.jpg (62.12 KB, 529x640, sigma_female.jpg)
I'm so glad that I have found this site, finally a place to talk with fellow sigma females. The burden is real…
No. 906534
File: 1631310740408.jpg (41.05 KB, 1280x720, wp5079320.jpg)
I don't want to study and do math homework
No. 906538
File: 1631310905357.jpg (56.54 KB, 800x704, dcf01ej-e2f275aa-d905-4c66-ac2…)
>>906534when I was looking up sad crying anime boys I found this one with super fucked up hands
No. 906543
File: 1631311147985.png (3.64 MB, 1794x1166, um.png)
No. 906575
File: 1631312951081.jpeg (39.9 KB, 680x383, 7F7D4112-590C-4113-AB99-36EF1C…)
I hope Komaeda anon has animal crossing new horizons.
No. 906686
File: 1631330659606.jpeg (12.99 KB, 268x188, 1608E08D-5B28-4C18-93AA-2D7581…)
>>906479>>906419hey
nonnie you ever meet a bald gambler named Laurentiu, probably like 5'7, got a lil gut and a woman with a child in chicago. bastard owes me like $250 if not that's fine. just wanted to know if anyone knows this joker
No. 906745
File: 1631336856480.jpg (65.97 KB, 800x800, 1786181217-1241871471.jpg)
Baby Yoda Pipe
No. 906773
File: 1631341319492.jpg (67.22 KB, 620x930, olivia-munn-beerfest-premiere-…)
She's such a fuckin dumbass
No. 906864
File: 1631352390846.png (720.26 KB, 638x950, jm].png)
>>906818She was self conscious about her diamond face shape/square jaw, explains why she allowed herself to be knocked up by a chinlet kek.
No. 906910
File: 1631359839767.gif (914.09 KB, 500x250, 966BD768-4E7C-4145-99C4-5F20FE…)
>>906773She can’t even not play pickme parts, this is when I hated her kek
No. 906954
File: 1631363935117.jpg (84.06 KB, 846x1231, 1ae78a87f76e89d5b0a6a9d8ec8bf3…)
>tfw princeofdubaicel
No. 907253
File: 1631379477596.gif (4.96 MB, 359x420, tumblr_fb7201326153bd2a058bf42…)
No. 907278
File: 1631381346781.jpg (54.33 KB, 700x700, sadness.jpg)
I cry every time
No. 907464
File: 1631391477089.png (560.86 KB, 760x731, Screenshot_20210911-151615.png)
No. 907678
File: 1631395938633.png (72.86 KB, 840x1231, 0B9E9F02-5054-4C7C-A091-1F5998…)
vroom vroom
No. 908101
File: 1631408570728.jpg (36.59 KB, 474x682, 9338dee74ed9c554dafa4f01850f86…)
Which apostle are u
Im simon peter apparently
No. 908290
File: 1631428794807.jpg (527.58 KB, 1247x860, ico.jpg)
>>908287>finding a rare man that short and rejecting him because of itAbsolute madness.
No. 908375
File: 1631437336971.jpg (49.08 KB, 735x649, a7beac9891ba0a48a1354f832d50c8…)
Ruroh spent too much time gaming and studying and now it's light outside, guess I won't be sleeping very well whoopsie
No. 908742
File: 1631468074033.jpeg (596.99 KB, 750x919, 95215F11-F8EF-4812-9E84-395868…)
No. 908752
File: 1631468337966.jpg (210.17 KB, 1080x1009, 3827727284.jpg)
>>908745Nvm I looked it up, I'm safe. Pisces is on thin ice though.
No. 908863
>>908856The wise men were astronomers and astronomers where able to track the conjunctions on the skies to pinpoint jesus was born in pieces season and the star they were following was the famous bethlehem star conjunction.
You can Google jesus natal chart.
No. 909723
File: 1631504078450.jpeg (854.96 KB, 3440x2254, 924F38F2-D1F7-4D43-8A17-6B443E…)
I always crack myself up watching her videos because she looks like a goddamn final fantasy character like why was her hair always shit
No. 909769
File: 1631507309126.jpeg (68.28 KB, 640x674, 2991CE94-2DB3-429A-9AC5-118EB0…)
I wish I had the confidence and delusional grandiose sense of self of an uncle
No. 909777
File: 1631507745353.jpeg (200.27 KB, 750x745, C1D7FFC0-510A-48E4-AB09-4780B6…)
No. 909784
File: 1631508197787.png (516.9 KB, 734x712, 8CC745E7-27EB-4646-BBE0-05A752…)
>>909769One day you’ll learn, it’s all men. Some are better at hiding it than others.
No. 909893
File: 1631519845919.jpg (449.61 KB, 1200x1200, 3727231519821862.jpg)
Thinking about the time I showed my edgy cousin who's into true crime a picture of Elliot Rodgers and she told me that he looks like a carp.
No. 909902
File: 1631520540953.gif (1.88 MB, 320x240, B986F23C-4355-482D-B20E-FD2ADF…)
>>906773I remember watching her on attack of the show years ago before she started getting work as an actor. She was always a pick me through and through, so I can’t say I’m surprised kek.
No. 909908
File: 1631521206026.gif (1.93 MB, 500x374, 1135F551-2389-4AEB-83F6-7499AE…)
>>909907Lmao anon. That wasn’t even the first time too, gif related.
No. 909915
File: 1631522091577.jpeg (124.39 KB, 251x500, 11FC0CB6-4997-4CCB-9384-1EC701…)
>>908101Batholomew. Legend has it that he was skinned alive and then beheaded. Now he wraps his flayed skin around him and watches over leather workers. Picrel is the least gruesome.
No. 909924
File: 1631522779910.png (495.1 KB, 1065x854, YteIPpw.png)
>>909723IDK why but I found it really hot, even though it was "staged effortless."
No. 909931
File: 1631523574662.jpg (67.87 KB, 540x533, 56747634.jpg)
whoever is constantly posting lc screencaps less than 30 mins after its been posted needs a fucking life
No. 909997
File: 1631532027483.gif (3.53 MB, 498x278, capybara-orange.gif)
No. 910018
File: 1631535531676.jpeg (18.43 KB, 179x180, 53C51329-527D-4B67-9277-B86AB9…)
>>910016STAY BACK, FATASS
No. 910031
File: 1631536702546.jpeg (63.49 KB, 580x580, 3CE80CD6-996D-426D-930F-8A87F4…)
>>910029This unexpectedly warmed my heart ily anon
No. 910069
File: 1631540914303.jpg (Spoiler Image,46.85 KB, 947x640, 22fd6b7408821bff3409fedd2096ca…)
I'm rewatching Death Note now and it's been like 10 years. I cannot fathom how back in the day weeaboos were thinking L is hot. How is he hot. Bitch where is he hot exactly. L is fucking repulsive as fuck, and it's not just his posture and how he sits, it's his face. He looks fucking malformed in the face. Eyebrow free buggy eyes dorito chin retard looking goblin, he looks like the type of person to have bodily odor and smegma. And baby fujos were wanting to see Light put his penis into his malnourished skinnyfat gollum ass. Did these dumbasses find him relatable or something. Did they interpret those dark streaks under his eyes as smudged eyeliner or some shit? I'm getting serious flashbacks of all these fellow thirteen year olds at cons, meetups and at school in messy hair, white tops and smudged eye makeup totally kinning L unashamed. I can't understand the attraction. It can't be just me, the attraction is not just something difficult to understand, it's downright unforgivable. If you find L hot you are mentally ill and I will discriminate against you until you find a way to actually become a reasonable person. He might be a genius but the sight of him putting his disgusting feet everywhere is nauseating. Misa was based when she openly expressed disgust at L being there to observe Light during a date. If even as an anime character L looks like nature failed him big time, one surely can't imagine how absolutely putrid and hellish he'd look in real life. Like something from Junji Ito's work. I genuinely avert my eyes when I feel like he's been on the screen too much, he's that rough to look at. L is literally worse than gore.
No. 910074
>>910069You know what? You’re right, I tried to find a picture that I thought made L look cute, and then I tried looking for a cute picture of Mello and all of the death note characters are fugly.
I honestly think that the artist just didn’t know how to make the eyebrows look decent with the rest of the simple faces, so he covered the shit out of everyone’s foreheads with emo bangs.
No. 910189
File: 1631549117981.gif (36.54 KB, 500x300, Omelette.gif)
You approach the massive omelette…
… and manage to take a slice!
No. 910196
File: 1631549599931.png (129.05 KB, 350x250, Sabre-X_Battledome.png)
>>910189hey wait a second… I already saw you take a slice earlier today. Get back here you little punk! Guards! GUARDS!
No. 910200
File: 1631549776989.png (45.62 KB, 168x300, 1495.png)
>>910189Bitch, youre in trouble now
No. 910229
File: 1631552127309.jpeg (230.96 KB, 1242x1816, 159B418C-F529-4DB4-B254-738139…)
>>910189My Aisha loves her omelette with mushrooms.
No. 910233
File: 1631552663807.gif (9.05 KB, 80x80, psychicblast.gif)
>>910229I'm invoking the pantdevil to take your omelette
No. 910236
File: 1631552894719.jpeg (426.85 KB, 1640x720, EECB748B-648E-43E9-AD2D-65ACA5…)
browsing this thread with jungle theme is peak right now
No. 910258
File: 1631553881734.png (909.6 KB, 899x894, 7h.png)
>>910069you just explained why he's hot anonna
No. 910287
HEAVY: Ya da yadada da da; it is GOOD day to be NOT DEAD!
ENGINEER: POW! You are dead!
HEAVY: I am dead!
ENGINEER: Hehehehhehe…
SPY: Pam pam param pam pam…
ENGINEER: Aww, shucks…
SPY: (Gasp!) The Heavy is dead!
HEAVY: Yes. [sandwich] I am dead!
SPY: WHY is the Heavy dead?
ENGINEER: I dunno.
HEAVY: I think it was-
ENGINEER, SPY: SHHH! You are ded!
HEAVY: Okey.
SNIPER: What's up ya wankas! Who's up for a- Ah! What the bloody hell just happened?
ENGINEER, SPY: That Heavy's dead.
SNIPER: The Heavy is dead?!
SPY: Correct!
(Applause.)
SNIPER: :D
SPY: So! Did you see the murderer?
ENGINEER: Nope. Sorry, man.
SNIPER: Nah. Sorry, mate.
SPY: (Slam.) I will FIND him. I will CAPTURE him. And NO ONE will ever die again!
SNIPER: Ah, well that's nice.
ENGINEER: I am DAMN proud right now!
(Applause.)
SOLDIER: Attteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeention! (Pew!) That Heavy is dead!
SPY: We KNOW.
SOLDIER: Who killed him?
SPY: We don't know.
SOLDIER: I will find clues! (Sniffsniffsniffsniff.)
SOLDIER: What's that? A weapon? That thing is why the Heavy is dead!
ENGINEER, SPY, SNIPER: The Heavy is dead!?!
SOLDIER: YES! (Slam.)(Whip crack.) HE DIED!
ENGINEER, SPY, SNIPER: (GASP!!!)
(Ambulance siren.)
MEDIC: Incooomiiing!
(Crash!)
SOLDIER: Eeegghh!
MEDIC: Raus, raus! MOVE, NOW!
MEDIC: (Smooch.)
HEAVY: HAAA HAA HA HA, He- (Splat.) -oof!
MEDIC: In my medicul opinion, zat HEAVY IS DEAD!
SNIPER: Doc, wot happened?
MEDIC: My phrofesshonal opinion? (Whip crack!) The Heavy was killed!
SNIPER: Oh God.
(Chatter.)
MEDIC: I don't think it's anything to worry about. (Boing.)
SNIPER: Well… now what?
SCOUT: Clippity clop, madafaka!
SPY: Uugggghhh… Come on.
SCOUT: Look at dis. The freakin Heavy's dead!
SCOUT: Whaddaya think of that?
SCOUT: Umm…
SPY: Yes, yes; Scout?
SCOUT: Yea?
SPY: Go home.
SCOUT: Aww, COME ON! Pffffffffffffff. Freakin unbelievable, no seriously, you all suck (Crash.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaahhh-
SPY: Okaaay. Let's get back to the point.
HEAVY: I think Heavy is ded.
EVERYONE: THE HEAVY IS DEAD!?!
MEDIC: (Gasp!) Scout, I will heal you!
(Explosion.)
HEAVY: OOF! Siriously? WHO KILLED HEAVY!
DEMOMAN: (Glub, glub.) It was ME!
EVERYONE: (GASP!)
DEMOMAN: YES! (Glub.) Ah did it like this: (Gunshot!)
SNIPER: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
DEMOMAN: WHOOP DE DOOOOOOO! (Glub, glub.) (Burp.) That's a joke, lads.
(Laugh track.)
DEMOMAN: (Glub, burp.) It was, y- (Burp) -him!
ENGINEER: (Gasp!) How did you know?
DEMOMAN: (Glub.) AH DIDN'T! (BuUUuuUUrp.) That was a joke too. (Glub, glub glubglubglub) I'm ded!
ENGINEER: Heh, huhhuhhuhHAHAHAHA! That's right! It was me!
SPY: Yyyoouu MONSTER!
HEAVY: But WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?
ENGINEER: Cuz you're fat, boy. And another thing… You're. Ugly. You are a whole herd 'a ugly. You're dumb as a box of rocks! I've seen better sides of beef been run over by a combine.
HEAVY: ENGINEAR! STOP! ENGINEAR! You are SO MEAN! Is not funny.
HEAVY: ENGINEER!
ENGINEER: AUUgggh dammit Heavy FAck AAAAff! You are dead.
HEAVY: NO! YOU! POW, haha.
HEAVY: You are dead! Not big soup rice.
SPY: Well. That was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Watch and lear-(Crash.)
HEAVY: I am alive!
HEAVY: Is nice.
HEAVY: Yes, dis is stupid.
No. 910296
File: 1631555833103.jpg (230.88 KB, 1058x1500, 71QtAYHnduL._SL1500_.jpg)
>>910069>If even as an anime character L looks like nature failed him big time, one surely can't imagine how absolutely putrid and hellish he'd look in real life. As stated in the shitpost thread: you don't have to, the Japanese live action movies show how he's supposed to look as a person. I don't think it's as bad as you say.
No. 911110
File: 1631591344541.jpeg (100.9 KB, 621x583, 8099E536-D7CD-48D7-B0A0-920236…)
IMGONNAGOFUCKINGINSANE
No. 911140
File: 1631593939783.jpg (89.09 KB, 750x1018, 2-1.jpg)
No. 911389
File: 1631625624133.png (785.59 KB, 519x750, tumblr_a09d8f155b5c6a62c502a94…)
emo tails. would you?
No. 911877
File: 1631649160237.jpeg (477.89 KB, 750x849, 3CC7C34D-3906-4847-BED2-671457…)
male archetype horoscopes (they made sure to add the valid tranny on the right!)
No. 911895
File: 1631649983023.png (493.72 KB, 537x873, 1616737990250.png)
>>906000freakin adorable.
I want a long furby
No. 912088
File: 1631661667540.jpg (22.26 KB, 300x449, havanna-brown-header.jpg)
HAVANA OOH NA NA
No. 912482
File: 1631685951072.png (365.45 KB, 532x640, autistic wife.png)
making my bf wear this in public
No. 913374
File: 1631749650683.jpg (29.07 KB, 440x330, 660ce9f450d5534018f254310e99eb…)
Benis bebber
No. 913393
File: 1631751889716.png (400.06 KB, 2455x3303, 1220139_fawfulthegreat64_mini-…)
I would fucking die for baby yoshi, or as I like to call him, GIGACHAD. As you can see, he is exemplary in the cuteness department. He is also a total badass mamajama. He's totally sassy, but not to his pal Gonzalez (me). He's loyal, he's strong, he's got a great hair cut. What a guy. This little fella helped me win the wrestling championship, we make a great team. He loved asking the opponents how the floor tasted. To think he was this close to becoming a hotdog.
No. 913398
File: 1631752538554.jpg (72.09 KB, 1080x722, reality.jpg)
BEING MALE IS A MENTAL ILLNESS
No. 913400
File: 1631752610385.gif (626.21 KB, 400x280, Tumblr_l_32217328087675.gif)
No. 913401
File: 1631752851430.png (2.44 MB, 2048x1489, Screenshot_20210915-174011.png)
Watch this, Data. Soup, no bowl; HOT
No. 913404
File: 1631753073068.jpeg (85.52 KB, 749x674, 70427696-B8A9-48AB-9DDB-1783F9…)
Amén.
No. 913454
>>913446Why thank you
nonny, I was very inspired that day by my trips to the bathroom
No. 913467
>>913449thank you!
>>913441you're so funny anon, i also spent some time keking at your edit.
No. 913515
File: 1631764410138.jpg (86.59 KB, 556x1208, LaCienega-Boulevardez-Proud-Fa…)
LaCienega
What a name
LaCienega
LaCienega
L A C I E N E G A
Awesome name
What a total bitch though.
No. 913564
File: 1631771466146.gif (557.06 KB, 303x498, lain-dance.gif)
SKIBIDIBI DABAPA SKIBIDIBI DAPAPAPAPA
No. 913632
File: 1631784786174.jpeg (162.66 KB, 750x493, F4F922C8-A970-41DF-9217-574AB2…)
Kim K really pulled up to the meth galla dressed in full niqabicore. Preparing for the Taliban takeover I see.
No. 913682
File: 1631793706933.jpg (81.93 KB, 1200x673, 55ad4083a03f0.image.jpg)
i could fix him
No. 913719
File: 1631798826216.jpg (98.7 KB, 665x950, alas.jpg)
i woke up at 9 am and that is an accomplishment for me. just found out we have the worst dog whistle.
>le $ [bean emoji]
jesus fuck
No. 913786
>>913682fixing a man? now
that's what I call absolutely retarded
No. 913867
>>913851>equating lover to a therapist, in the context of a woman playing a therapist for a scrotePlease say sike
>>913853>>913860God I sure hope so kek
No. 913876
File: 1631812844657.jpg (53.56 KB, 674x819, EVQYR0eVAAAhiqe.jpg)
>>913855and if i do? even if he's a little chubby and has substance abuse issues, so what
>>913867i have fixed a guy and my gf (and she has done the same for me)
i loathe the idea "your partner shouldn't be your therapist!! go read The Road Less Travelled by M. Scott Peck
No. 913888
File: 1631813295218.png (235.5 KB, 512x693, MEIKO_V3.png)
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
No. 913913
File: 1631814307192.png (106.31 KB, 360x450, Darkkoopa.png)
I wasn't here, you can't prove anything. I can't believe it's mid afternoon already. I need to get up and do something. Fuck I'm miserable. Picrel is a real actual photo of me.
No. 913957
>>913954>i don't believe in therapygalaxy brain
>i think everything can be resolved if you look deep within yourself and talk it out with someonegarlic bread
No. 913962
File: 1631816304882.jpeg (68.76 KB, 749x619, 90527E81-A621-4084-8A0D-AB7C0D…)
>>913954READ your TEXF MESSAGES
No. 914053
>>914042The difference is the attitude. Someone you love might be too focused on finding you solutions that don't really fit, because they are not
your solutions. Someone who trained or just good at being supportive will let you work it out yourself with them being there to give you compassion and understanding while you work through your thoughts and feelings. Someone who is a great support is someone who will ask you questions to make you think of your own solutions or analyze your own feelings so that you can better understand yourself. Rather than looking at it from their perspective, and telling you what they think might work for you. Does any of that make sense or am I rambling?
No. 914060
>>914042I'm the OP of the original horseman post and i agree with you! therapy is so disingenuous. how am i supposed to open up to someone who doesn't give a crap about me and whom i have to pay? For the record I've been to 5 shrinks if not more
>>914015just be patient someone will come along for you, both my gf and i were on the verge of suicide but we're doing great now. at the very beginning of our relationship we psychoanalysed each other which helped us work on our issues
>>913896you need to actually read the book. the author suggests that for a healthy relationship, both partners need to constantly psychoanalyse each other to help each other grow
No. 914070
>>914053samefag but i might have been presumptuous when it comes to being your partner's therapist. my girlfriend and i struggled sith the same issues (some i resolved before meeting her, and vice versa) i also read self-help books specifically to help her issues.
>>914063i think we can respectfully agree to disagree.
No. 914123
File: 1631823022367.jpg (Spoiler Image,96.34 KB, 900x697, cursed.jpg)
Despite hating spiders this pic made me incredibly angry
No. 914193
File: 1631826961455.png (107.3 KB, 275x241, 0183C84E-79B8-4561-A5CF-ABBD0D…)
Everyone reply with your fave laugh reacts pls
No. 914210
File: 1631827905188.jpeg (27.41 KB, 532x358, EDC778FB-58E4-4CCF-A7A0-438377…)
>>914209I’m so glad my fat thumbs don’t matter here, posted without attaching the image like an absolute fucking retard
No. 914228
>>914063I agree with this. I feel like playing therapist is setting your relationship up for the kill. Especially if they have issues they should be talking to a professional about.
Trying to "fix" my ex only lead to me breaking myself and I'm sure he'd say something similar about me
even though in typical scrote fashion he didn't even try that hard.
Maybe it works for some people but for most of us, dealing with our own issues are hard enough. You go to your partner for peace, not to help them through their mommy/daddy/ex from hell issues 24/7. Where do you draw the line?
No. 914417
File: 1631852131878.gif (2.52 MB, 374x200, laughing farmers.gif)
>>914193i have so many to choose from. this was a tough decision
No. 914420
File: 1631852186480.gif (783.02 KB, 500x356, vintage laugh.gif)
>>914417samefag maybe one more
No. 914463
File: 1631859555150.png (83.07 KB, 441x375, 6BD2A92E-2A06-4531-A9AF-761048…)
>>914420I love Jean Harlow!
These are all so cute I’ve saved them all. Thanks nonnies!
No. 914640
File: 1631882826147.jpg (490.33 KB, 1000x1000, c8d2a0f8c7931db2854e7761712c35…)
YES.I only wear designer bags deer,,,,,it`s a lifestyle for few,,,,,,,
No. 914644
File: 1631883054252.gif (412.35 KB, 200x156, 45ff6a9d7374ea8ab986b8d709c293…)
Good lord I love pooping
No. 914646
File: 1631883191855.jpeg (21.49 KB, 554x554, 32.jpeg)
>>914463lmao this is the new Jeff the killer I see
No. 914659
File: 1631884179818.jpg (154.75 KB, 1200x943, Adrian Hedley.jpg)
>>914654You know what, at least its not a triangle or a clock
I mean its a skinny white man in a suit of course what did you expect
At least the actor that played him was cute
No. 914663
File: 1631884940062.png (317.97 KB, 679x914, Waluigi.png)
Waluigi would probably let you peg him and then send you flowers afterwards
No. 914673
File: 1631885860362.jpeg (77.36 KB, 1280x720, BEAA8D06-99C1-4C39-85E7-62CD59…)
>>914649I want to ride his face
No. 914734
File: 1631891847780.jpg (25.53 KB, 720x410, Good-and-bad-about-peanut-butt…)
peumat beter
No. 915179
File: 1631918148020.jpg (21.35 KB, 217x456, Ankha.jpg)
No. 915181
>>915179Why you posting that sad cat everywhere
You ok
No. 915211
File: 1631919635154.jpeg (22.41 KB, 400x400, 319C098C-1392-466E-BA10-096D6D…)
>>915206You’re such a fucking idiot.
No. 915258
File: 1631920728201.png (Spoiler Image,1.18 MB, 1337x657, weird.png)
>>915233here you go
>>915239>>915248Yes haha I am a bit unhandy with desktop tricks.
No. 915279
File: 1631921186399.jpeg (474.39 KB, 1242x1216, D334E020-AD42-4ED1-BF57-325FB3…)
>>915258Ankha looks so traumatized.
No. 915378
File: 1631924367291.jpeg (87.56 KB, 640x640, 9AF0E8E4-961D-45A9-9F51-77DB58…)
No. 915835
File: 1631973546976.png (1.16 MB, 1366x768, 000F24B8-CE0D-431D-967B-4F455F…)
>>915761Beautiful,
nonnie.
Whenever someone brings up the whole “muh covid microchips” I just tell them that I hope I can get free wifi with it, that would be so neat, going anywhere I want and never having to use my data to call my family or friends nor worrying about my games shutting down because of poor internet connection.
Like, if I’m losing my human rights, at least give me free wifi, I deserve it for I am ID number 8008135.
No. 915867
File: 1631975792364.png (782.87 KB, 627x836, uhhmmm.PNG)
I saw a twilight sparkle coomer sticker on a car when I was stuck in a traffic jam yesterday and I hated every moment of having to look at it
No. 916007
File: 1631986699101.png (480.36 KB, 1366x657, lawnmower.png)
EAT MY ASS
No. 916032
File: 1631988157207.jpeg (804.99 KB, 2000x2000, 731AB8F1-30DE-4CD4-A7F7-53E1BE…)
I hate my hard boogers, I try to do my best to keep my nose clean and such, but It’s so annoying when they’re like this.
I prefer hard boogers over a runny nose though, but I want no boogers, I hate them.
But seriously, I feel so congested that my forehead feels as if it was made of rocks.
Do I have to drink more water or something?
No. 916073
File: 1631990636560.jpeg (149.85 KB, 1080x1063, 1D10BDF9-7D9F-43E0-B6EF-82B79A…)
Nonnies be posting shit like picrel to posts where they’re pouring their hearts out about their horrific abusive childhood or PTSD.
No. 916173
File: 1631995487398.jpeg (35.39 KB, 300x250, D2316C40-78C5-4CDC-9787-4FA242…)
>>916073I for one as someone who's vented about trauma and shit here find this hilarious
No. 916212
File: 1631998279103.jpeg (80.52 KB, 1080x1080, 482DFC1C-02FF-4B30-AF42-4E7B40…)
i love this lindsay lohan mugshot so much
No. 916270
File: 1632001945499.gif (948.34 KB, 480x270, 8D40E16E-01F9-4F11-96A5-8E8557…)
>>916250maybe. it does seem like it was smaller in mean girls.
No. 917462
File: 1632099946175.jpeg (131.46 KB, 1242x647, D89CF0CE-A499-44C7-A048-B71BC3…)
I bet you didn’t know that El Chavo del 8 had a beach episode.
No. 917480
File: 1632100674016.jpeg (27.38 KB, 284x240, 0BE1BCE8-D962-4E67-84E7-E2F21C…)
>>917465It’s not bait, I’m just saying that El Chavo del 8 had a 2 parts beach episode.
No. 917504
>>917462>>917480I knew it.
t. brazilian
No. 917524
File: 1632102619135.gif (5.98 MB, 340x250, mr-bean-rowan-atkinson.gif)
>>917480It is one of the most famous episodes, no? Everytime it was on tv my family would stop everything just to watch it. Only other time we would do that was when mr bean was on tv.
No. 917535
File: 1632102845651.jpg (34.01 KB, 500x497, Log in.jpg)
No. 917576
File: 1632104998287.jpg (156.15 KB, 700x600, 2ac9bb0ad3c18ce5bc0170d02d1fc4…)
No. 917609
File: 1632107481433.jpeg (19.71 KB, 480x360, images (31).jpeg)
>>917524I like the one with Satanás
No. 917610
File: 1632107484695.png (924.25 KB, 649x676, 20201213_181612.png)
>>914123i can't believe you've done this…
No. 917615
File: 1632108010722.jpeg (504.61 KB, 1500x2457, D84D1CF5-968C-4FDA-AC33-4C93E5…)
she’s hot and dangerous
No. 917619
File: 1632108173231.png (73.84 KB, 800x450, berd.png)
H e l l o
would u care for some tea and snack
No. 918200
File: 1632165833066.webm (4.89 MB, 480x720, Hummingbird.webm)
BERD
No. 918729
File: 1632217745173.jpg (140.35 KB, 1080x909, E_A5PucWYAIUOg2.jpg)
like and share and retweet and reblog and repost and sage if you get it
No. 918765
File: 1632222844632.jpeg (881.37 KB, 1125x1541, 2A029FCA-3C3F-441F-868B-B54A1E…)
male mitski cannot hurt me male mitski cannot hurt me male mitski cannot hurt me male mitski cannot hurt me male mitski cannot hurt me male mitski cannot hurt me
No. 918993
File: 1632243821082.jpeg (280.98 KB, 720x405, 34B1370D-6616-487D-A307-3C81F9…)
>>918765it's the facial hair
I admire how actual mitski doesn't succumb a ton to modern beauty standards and the ps meme tbh
No. 919035
File: 1632246862394.jpeg (99.67 KB, 742x762, A87437F0-A4DE-4DA1-B62C-EAD4B1…)
>>919013You’re fucking dumb and I don’t have the energy to explain why.
No. 919115
File: 1632252396793.jpeg (36.89 KB, 562x205, 65113841-7650-427A-80CE-75E292…)
shut up SHUTUP REEEEEEEEE
No. 919136
File: 1632254193619.jpg (81.31 KB, 900x923, 1632228641751.jpg)
There is a guy on /r9k/ doing an ama about his tiny feet and I don't know why it's so funny to me
No. 919154
File: 1632255204962.png (309.77 KB, 852x480, nunski.png)
>>919130the mitski anon wants
No. 919249
File: 1632261384086.jpg (100.69 KB, 718x884, Tumblr_l_727414884024751.jpg)
I'm tired of the not so subtle implications that there can be no Stacies on this site. You don't know how I live my life. You don't know how many times I've gotten my Chipotle order paid for by the rando in front of me (2 times.) You can't take this aura and power away from me.
No. 919261
File: 1632262004397.jpg (286.63 KB, 640x853, FaceApp_1632261894287.jpg)
MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE COLT 45
No. 919278
>>919253Idk what tenderqueer is but it’s not that surprising considering Mitski is also fairly popular in
terf circles.
No. 919290
>>919278tenderqueer means someone who uses their "gender dysphoria" and "gender trauma" as an excuse to be awful to people and then say no one is allowed to call them out because really they're a tender pure hearted baby soul who could never do wrong.
but tbh if you're listening to that empty zoomie shillpop i dont know why you expected any other kind of fan. in fact, you also suck. carly rae jepsen didnt die so you could call that whiny tired sadho a pop artist. ooh my feewings is the entirety of her opus, its literally tenderqueer bait supreme
No. 919297
>>919249smells like becky in here……
>>919290you're way too aggressive about this subject but you're correct on the carly rae jepsen note so it evens out.
stream emotion No. 919321
File: 1632264976231.jpg (420.31 KB, 1080x1743, IMG_20210922_005208.jpg)
>>919297even vice calls tenderqueers shitstains, though sadly don't mention Mitski. Fuck her shitty music tho, lol
>>919204Nicole Dollanganger claimed the same in a song lmfao
No. 919323
File: 1632265080816.png (211.95 KB, 500x292, 1411511336685.png)
>>919312Stay back feral goblin
No. 919387
File: 1632269948435.jpg (66.66 KB, 480x750, furb.jpg)
this thread needs more furbies
No. 919392
File: 1632270411169.jpeg (191.21 KB, 1029x1212, 464FCA81-7C03-4140-B59D-389665…)
>>919387I want to customize a furby.
No. 919421
File: 1632272129680.png (267 KB, 600x600, ce8.png)
i love to sing but i suck at it and sound horrible
No. 919433
File: 1632273673101.jpeg (371.87 KB, 1000x1216, 90BFAF0F-DE02-4824-9ECD-85A4F6…)
>>919427I grab it and pull it into an embrace.
No. 919575
File: 1632293738027.png (242.22 KB, 984x567, femcel.png)
make edits with this nonnies
No. 919644
File: 1632304736661.png (1.01 MB, 1080x608, pooch.png)
>>919575I miss you so much and I think about you all the time. My best buddy. I wish I could have said goodbye.
No. 919678
>>919644aw
nonny… thinking of you and your pup
♥ No. 919748
File: 1632315999456.jpeg (470.31 KB, 750x925, 67B16299-A2E1-4238-92AA-0CE27F…)
love you ladies
No. 919749
File: 1632316005354.gif (913.7 KB, 984x567, 1632293738027 (2).gif)
>>919737this is the last one
No. 919860
File: 1632326523573.jpeg (232.7 KB, 1242x716, 98E502D6-6AF2-4B58-966F-AAF9C1…)
>>919575My autism knows no boundaries.
No. 919921
File: 1632330730530.jpeg (351.37 KB, 984x531, 65383FE7-5C8D-4B7D-AD05-C6621D…)
>>919575trying to be artsy
No. 919957
>>919907I wish I could draw that nicely, I just edited the wojak and pasted the cute picture from Pinterest,
nonnie.
No. 920090
File: 1632336778658.gif (4.28 MB, 356x200, soldier2peusc.gif)
>>919901>this is america>french man shooting australian manI am offended on behalf of soldier
No. 920151
File: 1632339957608.png (163.88 KB, 500x553, tumblr_inline_p7ruzmJiHo1r9k59…)
>>920144cute little pyro is ok I guess. Buff pyro is based
No. 920590
File: 1632380144382.png (92.27 KB, 889x547, unfortunate.png)
Tard-wives never learn that men will never respect them. Sad!
No. 920628
File: 1632386564865.jpg (86.56 KB, 538x592, E_CHYd3XsAMsdTe.jpg)
This is like the funniest image I've ever seen
No. 920661
File: 1632394578556.jpeg (96.12 KB, 598x301, 373798D7-3194-4DC3-A543-C339C6…)
This could be a great thread picture for the new vent thread.
No. 920852
File: 1632413950757.jpg (18.44 KB, 268x308, a1aba028f98884b82ec183499f5c09…)
corpse husband
No. 921272
File: 1632431697099.jpg (173.38 KB, 2669x2002, milk-cows-crop-3b63c505788f495…)
alright guys im leaving my milk here.
gotta go get my straw
please don't do anything to my mikl, im very thirsty
No. 921292
File: 1632432790132.jpeg (122.76 KB, 1300x1390, FDF6BEFF-E714-4A99-9F64-15A9AE…)
>>921272the fate all milk drinkers deserve
No. 921293
File: 1632432832134.jpeg (184.58 KB, 1242x1441, 30914336-41B7-44DB-837E-3066BE…)
>>921272I’m not keeping any milk in this house, we will only nitpick and talk shit about ugly selfies and shit takes.
No. 921320
File: 1632434567015.jpg (108.07 KB, 683x1024, 1632351461300m.jpg)
>blocks your path
No. 921363
File: 1632437780227.gif (3.5 MB, 455x262, everyone freeeeeeeeeeee moneee…)
Scout paid me four hundred thousand dollars to show him my belly button for 3 seconds, I'm treating you all to milkshakes what flavor do you want
No. 921364
File: 1632437856826.gif (65.9 KB, 165x200, scout-tf2.gif)
>>921363I want strawberrryyyyy
No. 921367
File: 1632438205210.jpg (129.7 KB, 400x600, Milkshake_FirstChoice_Nov2020_…)
>>921364Here you go scout WARNING: do not google strawberry milkshake images because I barely could unglue myself from the endless list of beautiful delicious images
No. 921375
File: 1632439174891.jpeg (76.05 KB, 800x1067, 17879B98-07FA-4A92-AD16-716581…)
>>921367I googled mint milkshakes out of curiosity and fuck I’m hungry/thirsty/depressed that I do not have one
No. 921378
File: 1632439258842.jpg (38.95 KB, 720x976, 3cbc715a4d276a05a2b96dc874d174…)
>>921363any flavor as long as i get to lick it off of medic's tits.
No. 921387
File: 1632439777808.jpg (48.9 KB, 452x879, 61yyg8G1g7L._AC_SY879_.jpg)
>>921375cute but it kind of looks like this stuff
No. 921388
File: 1632439783489.png (107.01 KB, 350x431, 02C34963-0457-4339-9B37-CFB53C…)
>>921320Mhphhmmhm mhmhmppmhg mhmmhmnpphhmm hmmhnhhpppmmmm!!
No. 921400
File: 1632440284599.jpg (54.96 KB, 474x471, pytroon.jpg)
>>921388tfw pyro himself would dress like that
No. 921407
>>921400Come on,
nonnie, don’t rustle my feathers, you know Pyro isn’t an AGPfag, he’s not afraid to like cute shit.
No. 921771
File: 1632465557182.png (379.53 KB, 680x690, Madame_Dixie.png)
>>921400Wrong he would dress like this
No. 923222
File: 1632598753154.jpg (576.67 KB, 1528x2799, 7baf75240894e4a5787fa42d7f3fbe…)
This is deer. He says
"Ble"
No. 923256
File: 1632600594531.jpg (162.04 KB, 1170x1191, FAJ9s0DVIAczZRj.jpg)
me whenever my nephew is being mildly annoying
No. 923323
File: 1632603850795.png (139.58 KB, 275x275, 1628886330642.png)
>>923296>Our compassion and empathy is what puts us above men, if you chose to give that up you're lowering yourself to their levelCope, compassion and empathy is weakness and only gets women taken advantage of. We should reserve it for fellow women only. And there's no such thing as lowering yourself to their level, that's just guilt trip shit to keep women quiet & from doing anything back.
No. 923334
File: 1632604463670.jpg (255.53 KB, 1200x1096, rosemary_x1.jpg)
>>923296>Our compassion and empathy is what puts us above men, if you chose to give that up you're lowering yourself to their levelCope, compassion and empathy is weakness and only gets women taken advantage of. We should reserve it for fellow women only. And there's no such thing as lowering yourself to their level, that's just guilt trip shit to keep women quiet & from doing anything back.
No. 923373
File: 1632606754085.jpg (49.51 KB, 470x750, tumblr_35af1abea45f8a20ebd96a6…)
>>923256Woah she's so edgy! Tard. She's not above her shitty family if she plans to treat her five year old nephew like crap because she was. If she hates him that much she needs to maintain distance. What a nasty cunt.
No. 923378
File: 1632607134689.jpg (826.2 KB, 1280x1601, B612_20210925_165556_654.jpg)
I just dropped my homemade Mac and cheese dinner taking it out of the oven, making me tonight's biggest loser.
No. 923417
>>923256this is what like half the people on this website sound like though. they think acting like moids is some form of 19th wave feminism or something. it's pure brainrot leading to legitimate retardation.
>>923348case in point
No. 923551
File: 1632627920059.jpg (75.37 KB, 1024x1024, DyaHfgGX4AA8Prt.jpg)
>>923455unironically based.
No. 924111
File: 1632685386275.jpeg (122.68 KB, 540x720, C91DB1E7-78E9-4915-997E-C4306E…)
>current state of men
No. 924121
File: 1632685965274.jpg (Spoiler Image,359.24 KB, 851x1065, FaceApp_1632631925493.jpg)
After 9 layers of faceapp filters, I've turned Sal (tonight's big loser) into my husband.
No. 924285
>>924259Some, girls…
Too far gone
No. 924423
File: 1632716138404.png (20.58 KB, 248x174, imagen_2021-09-26_231543.png)
test
No. 924427
File: 1632716346580.png (524.88 KB, 480x720, imagen_2021-09-26_231902.png)
john cena suit gangnam style depression
No. 924442
File: 1632718042256.png (357.88 KB, 720x705, imagen_2021-09-26_234729.png)
No. 924445
File: 1632718196226.png (980.56 KB, 793x1190, imagen_2021-09-26_235002.png)
No. 924454
File: 1632719373800.png (671.68 KB, 769x678, imagen_2021-09-27_000935.png)
tag urself
No. 924455
File: 1632719487447.jpeg (18.34 KB, 450x337, fausto.jpeg)
>>924317Me enforque como me odiasse, mas você me ama
No. 924461
File: 1632720167733.png (1.1 MB, 960x720, imagen_2021-09-27_002253.png)
No. 924463
File: 1632720535062.png (212.33 KB, 510x392, kjbobo.png)
vent thread b like
No. 924465
File: 1632720683967.png (412.11 KB, 631x342, imagen_2021-09-27_003132.png)
No. 924469
File: 1632721204039.jpg (132.25 KB, 275x1156, jcc.jpg)
>>924454is that from a Chick tract ? cause if it that means those kids are also secretly catholics
cause Jack Chick believed that Islam, Communism, Nazism and Freemasonry. were all created by the Catholic church
No. 924520
File: 1632729409730.png (444.79 KB, 1418x1074, E5h94A0XEAIHJTT.png)
>>924511Good old Jack Chick
No. 924830
File: 1632767626644.png (350.56 KB, 595x541, imagen_2021-09-27_133356.png)
No. 924831
File: 1632767809661.png (385.04 KB, 874x435, imagen_2021-09-27_133655.png)
No. 924834
File: 1632767965792.png (1.06 MB, 1125x1358, imagen_2021-09-27_133710.png)
No. 924836
File: 1632768006495.png (1.24 MB, 1125x1159, imagen_2021-09-27_133954.png)
No. 924850
File: 1632768717481.png (657.41 KB, 680x838, imagen_2021-09-27_135203.png)
No. 924952
File: 1632775417015.jpg (114.71 KB, 960x807, Gato-maracajá-Leopardus-wiedii…)
>>924836Why is no one talking about how sad this tomatoes are
No. 925027
File: 1632779404750.jpg (36.41 KB, 540x539, Tumblr_l_533782707140335.jpg)
>>924850Cats used to eat our prehistoric Monke ancestors? And they still retain the siren call death cry? Wow. Dark triad queens.
No. 925121
File: 1632787964011.png (313.49 KB, 560x375, PigPhoto.png)
who here like pigge?
No. 925324
File: 1632816625926.jpeg (63.89 KB, 640x475, 2FB93333-B752-405A-BC85-58CF76…)
Bitch what
No. 925329
>>925324hoping
praying this is sarcasm, unless I'm missing something
or maybe it's one of those "if you pander to men, or do things to avoid their attention, you're still centering your lives around them" kind of thing
No. 925355
File: 1632821676585.png (193.07 KB, 984x567, cringe.png)
>>919575Remember to check if youare out of shampoo next time you go to the store anonymouses
No. 925395
File: 1632829798894.jpeg (43.21 KB, 600x600, A184B062-5BC1-401F-A997-A08220…)
a supreme money gun? please. call me when you get the spermpreme fetty gun
No. 925530
>>925291Also the kosher shit is just a scam.
t. worked at food expos, rabbis would come up and try and shill you their expensive-as-fuck kosher services
No. 925895
File: 1632884818081.jpg (100.26 KB, 1190x562, Untitled.jpg)
No. 925935
File: 1632898218793.jpg (44.79 KB, 748x960, E-7ZqraUYAoWAxH.jpg)
>>925395I'm praying for the soul of whoever bought this horror. The only gun that they need is this one smh
No. 926016
File: 1632913188497.png (628.22 KB, 613x618, clocked.png)
My eyes are dry
My right arm hurts
I want to die
No. 926387
File: 1632947270720.jpeg (173.92 KB, 1024x1024, 33715305-4468-463F-A03C-E88661…)
I wanna make thread bout monke
No. 926548
File: 1632963910641.png (126.59 KB, 350x428, compensation.png)
"It must be small, huh"
No. 926737
File: 1632989829349.jpeg (10.51 KB, 286x354, received_899830690963716.jpeg)
No. 926766
File: 1632997133656.png (Spoiler Image,112.32 KB, 791x791, 51E04530-2E60-4DA5-A151-4C190F…)
This my husbando no judge no sage no cap
No. 927170
File: 1633027268575.png (256.33 KB, 1217x472, transpets.PNG)
LMAO you don't believe in trans pets and won't use their proper pronouns??????
YOU ARE A BIGOT
A BIG IDIOT
No. 927254
File: 1633034282473.jpeg (655.11 KB, 750x771, A5CF85AE-69E9-4BE1-BE74-9B2540…)
KEK
No. 927556
File: 1633080249017.jpeg (68.38 KB, 640x325, 89802323-7898-45F4-8686-B92395…)
I discovered that the adult coloring book community is a thing that exists the other day when a video about unpopular coloring opinions showed up in my suggestions.
I fell asleep 20 minutes in to the video but when I tell you these opinions were so mild and mainstream… I’ve heard the same things for every other hobby group. But since then I’ve been getting nonstop recommendations for videos responding to this video, in which grown ass women have meltdowns and talk about this literal who’s video like they are war survivors.
To top it all off, most of the coloring books are really fucking hideous
No. 927657
>>927197Of course not you absolute sweetie pie
We are in the thread of the cactus where everything is made up and the points don’t matter
No. 927779
File: 1633107238679.jpeg (155.94 KB, 1642x1377, C775E134-FC7E-4600-9CDE-387438…)
No. 927814
>>927797*2015
sheeeeesh, someone doesn't know their internet history
No. 927824
File: 1633110233921.png (170.36 KB, 392x441, a1ad2aeb2ce9a37bf1e94179613814…)
>>927821Only if you throw in a graty for free
No. 927890
File: 1633114992172.jpeg (331.2 KB, 1242x952, 2261374D-7F40-44C7-8A56-B35261…)
There’s CP here in /ot/ bumping
No. 927892
File: 1633115007015.png (391.45 KB, 728x610, 1625662472386.png)
don't scroll, CP raid
No. 928031
File: 1633129400057.jpeg (108.68 KB, 734x714, 55915347-8330-4CDD-B1B7-839717…)
No. 928116
File: 1633141194765.jpg (30.52 KB, 402x604, d610e270e11e6cba891fbb90a8a772…)
HEEEEEEEEEEEELPPP!!!!! HEEEEEELP!! HEEEEELP MEEEEEEE!!!!
No. 928705
File: 1633213370231.jpg (49.78 KB, 563x417, 1625207852823.jpg)
>>927254EW you can see the tranny's bulge
No. 930172
File: 1633368153851.jpg (51.98 KB, 550x551, 550x551.jpg)
all aboard the choo choo!!
No. 930211
File: 1633370200506.png (4.51 MB, 1722x1196, itsme.png)
>>930196>>930172CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA WATCH OUT i am right behind you!!!!!!!!!!! OUTTA THE WAY FOLKS
No. 930235
File: 1633370842656.jpg (Spoiler Image,56.74 KB, 772x960, Tumblr_l_497370746451048.jpg)
This is the ending all men deserve.
No. 930258
File: 1633371401796.png (626.73 KB, 1056x950, Screenshot_20211003-222930.png)
Little known fact about this scene in Mean Girls is that the director John Bob Johnsson was actually a big anime fan, especially when it came to FMA that just started releasing the year before, so in this scene Lindsay Lohan was actually supposed to say "october 3rd…wait, is that an FMA reference?! OMG Roy Mustang is my favorite! He's SO hot!" and Jonathan Bennett would just give her a cheeky smile before he hands her a flyer, inviting her to the anime club. But because everyone on staff kept saying "but why would an alchemist be entirely made of metal? That's so dumb!" he had to rewrite the scene entirely leaving only that small reference to what could have been. Because of this incident John Bob Johnsson went on to become a huge benefactor in the kickstarter for FMA: Brotherhood, knowing what it feels like to see your creation changed from your original vision.
No. 930425
File: 1633377495564.jpg (120.47 KB, 609x744, 1575699929581.jpg)
Don't you think it's wonderful how even if two of us have the same husbando, we each have our own version of him in our heads so we don't have to fight over him, because we both have him, we can just bond over our love and share fanart and fanfiction among ourselves. Just all love and zero hate also do you remember this confession thread image, I still have it saved because it's the best
No. 930492
>>930483Nta but same, I hate how there’s idiots out there seething because headcanons are -
shock- surprisingly different from each others.
I just want friends to write self-insert fanfics about their husbandos while following their headcanons, it’s so fun.
No. 930756
File: 1633408535046.png (639.68 KB, 1600x900, imagen_2021-10-04_233541.png)
Joji is hot
No. 930759
>>930747I completely misread this as "I hate my husband's fans" and was like "Same," because my husband is into twitch streaming.
But generally I agree with you, anyone whose sexuality or mental illnesses are their exclusive personality is exhausting.
No. 930798
File: 1633417325053.jpeg (145.71 KB, 640x638, B544056B-732C-4AA0-8091-28BF20…)
No. 930835
>>930824I wish I had a
terf homie to shower with.
No. 930969
File: 1633442305789.jpg (44.99 KB, 500x383, sweet dreams.jpg)
thnx edward babe
No. 930984
File: 1633443958429.jpg (36.4 KB, 1080x776, Tumblr_l_540896105813923.jpg)
No. 930996
File: 1633444705984.jpg (20.7 KB, 491x624, granny.jpg)
>>930984That's fucking disgusting
No. 931005
File: 1633445743477.jpeg (Spoiler Image,65.73 KB, 410x292, 182E9FA0-2ACF-475D-872B-715140…)
>>930996sonic is full of toxins. he needs Chinese herbal medicine and whole vegan diet
No. 931010
File: 1633446268078.jpeg (304.31 KB, 750x735, BB54F282-BA0B-43B2-9EFA-06D850…)
um, ok
No. 931120
File: 1633455906218.jpg (73.21 KB, 634x634, 45D3BEA700000578-0-image-a-5_1…)
Mosquitoes never bite me, there were a bunch in my house earlier and I didn't even notice because they never even touched me, I wonder if that means no vampire will ever want me either. Sad day.
No. 931526
File: 1633487899619.jpeg (159.04 KB, 1300x1065, 4A15398A-7528-4310-9712-4611E0…)
My pronouns are A/Ha and I’m a Nicky Minaj kinnie.
No. 931824
File: 1633521726370.jpeg (832.33 KB, 1600x1132, C74544E8-50FA-40EE-8049-149C3C…)
SIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MATTERS!!!!!!!!!!
No. 932933
File: 1633622844838.jpeg (113.47 KB, 471x259, B0213BE2-ACC8-4976-AFD5-1ADD4E…)
why is she sitting like she’s about to fart? forcing her hips trying to make it look like she has an ass she doesn’t have kek
No. 934038
File: 1633730300209.gif (1.81 MB, 307x173, D8E7DDEF-A33B-4353-AFEB-EC5C56…)
BURNS DOWN ALL OF TWITTER
No. 934050
File: 1633730944472.jpg (61.16 KB, 640x748, ehbv9awrslv41.jpg)
>>934038Wtf doppio is kinda hot here
No. 934066
File: 1633731958100.jpeg (615.86 KB, 1553x2048, 33DDAAF2-02B2-4B82-9252-B34F3C…)
>>934050welcome to the doppio harem
No. 934320
File: 1633767356694.jpeg (140.66 KB, 750x662, FD487731-01C5-4606-B8A0-31D34F…)
smile and wave girls smile and wave!
No. 934630
File: 1633803103160.jpg (6.64 KB, 250x274, Bonehilda_Thumbnail.jpg)
No. 934659
File: 1633807101633.jpeg (31.39 KB, 626x350, 5DAD64A1-1BC1-4964-B00B-C14065…)
>>934320is this image going to curse me
No. 934673
File: 1633808368549.png (1.43 MB, 1901x991, 04-02-20_3-32-36 PM.png)
>>934630Her skin looks amazing also for the sims 4 you can get a mod to unlock skeleton outfits, I enjoy making half the population skeletons
No. 935309
File: 1633897107067.jpeg (16.8 KB, 360x351, E692D49E-8C0F-4907-8869-128A97…)
It is time to use the femboys for their true purpose:
S A C R I F I C E
No. 935340
File: 1633900360538.jpeg (307.82 KB, 1242x1052, 1614658198706.jpeg)
It's not maladaptive daydreaming, it's visualizing my manifestations hunny xo
No. 935400
File: 1633907807272.jpg (23.7 KB, 500x500, e97cb06fa3499f6aacd79ac309ea4c…)
my cat should pursue a music career
No. 935403
File: 1633908075263.jpg (31.38 KB, 540x960, Tumblr_l_990804082628755.jpg)
>>931824Size is important because size determines how big something is
No. 935438
File: 1633910827559.jpg (40.41 KB, 630x373, checkout3-630x373.jpg)
No. 935440
File: 1633911466332.jpeg (15.04 KB, 250x205, 03661598-BDED-4924-A197-71E4C6…)
>>935438>Squared Ketchup packageIs this a new kind of gore?
No. 935450
File: 1633912705761.jpg (119.58 KB, 1080x1263, Tumblr_l_995356628705769.jpg)
There are technomages manipulating this site and your mind. Stay vigil
No. 935452
File: 1633912760505.png (314.81 KB, 700x525, 14136038-0312-4A38-BC8E-ACB1B8…)
What would you do if he was your father
No. 935463
File: 1633913340768.jpeg (125.17 KB, 1242x1553, 1F866C46-9863-4A36-B361-5ED4F8…)
>>935452I would follow Hello Kitty.
No. 935482
File: 1633914846000.jpeg (266.16 KB, 472x908, 516905B3-BD60-4329-8E48-E24375…)
how anons post about their mundane day
No. 935486
File: 1633915148140.jpg (241.98 KB, 1080x1322, Collage 2021-10-10 20_17_30__0…)
Evolution
No. 935504
File: 1633916083156.jpg (718.43 KB, 1280x1545, FaceApp_1633916000346.jpg)
>>935499>America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.What a queen
No. 935562
File: 1633927592429.jpg (353.91 KB, 680x680, Tumblr_l_1008814233337198.jpg)
>>935559They have played us for absolute fools
No. 935764
File: 1633959982465.jpeg (293.72 KB, 750x634, D6DFC97B-0768-4FD1-AB5D-968630…)
I mistakenly saved this when that scrote posted it here, but this shows me that it needed to lurk moar because no one here speaks like that kek
No. 935926
File: 1633978616972.png (187.72 KB, 558x682, 85904375437747.png)
>>935764Scrote "humor" is so utterly banal. It's literally always variations of picrel
No. 936556
File: 1634044558418.png (412 KB, 640x633, 652E6A9B-9691-4845-AC14-CD93B5…)
No. 936750
File: 1634058032495.jpg (34.58 KB, 620x412, Satisfied-Seal.jpg)
Splish splash, I'm takin' a shit
No. 936751
The stinkin, filthy, retarded looking, stupid mutant men you like carry many diseases transmissible to humans. Males are a major reservoir for zoonotic infections. They transmit several viral and bacterial diseases to humans. Rabies, Leptospirosis, Brucellosis, Giardiasis, Echinococcosis, Ehrlichiosis, Blastomycosis, Pulicosis just to name a few. Don't forget about the roundworm, ringworm, mange and tapeworm they carry. Cope and seethe harder you stupid dick loving retarded cunt. I would love to smash that stinkin' moid of yours into a bloody mush of retarded mutt meat with a sledgehammer right in front of your face. I want to curbstomp your stupid fucking man and after i'm done with that, round up a bunch of other mutts and curbstomp them right in front of you one by one. Fuck you and fuck your stinkin' disease carrying, shit eating, piss drinking, baby eating, child killing, retarded mutant men. Stinkin' stupid moids, they smell of piss, shit, jism, like rotten curdled foreskin, like hot onions fucked a farmyard shit-house.
Men lovers are always irresponsible owners and their moids run out and attack people, kill people and kill children. It's sickening how much harm these stinkin' mutts and these fucking idiot, deranged dick lovers cause. Only stupid people like men. Stupid narcissists love these mutated beasts especially. Men are like sacred cows for narcissists and these deranged people consider a moid having more value than a human because it's easy for the narcissist to get narcissitic supply from a man. It will always be dependent on the narcissist for food so the idiot with narcissistic personality disorder feels validated, powerful and in control.
I mean how the fuck could anyone decent with an intelligence level above 50, find a sloberring, shit eating, piss drinking, smelly dumb mutant beast as retarded as the male, how could they find that appealing? Only retards themselves. Like attracts like. And just know, your moid isn't loyal to you. They just care about one thing and that's food. They are food obsessed eaters on four legs and their brains are wired to be food obsessed. They'll gorge on anything and consume everything. Garbage disposal on four legs will even eat your shit. Men aren't even real animals they aren't even closely related to simians. They're closely related to seals. A spliced fucking fucked up mutant creature.
Apes will even look at moids and judge them like the mutt is retarded which it is.
No. 936964
File: 1634068045009.jpeg (10.19 KB, 240x263, B9D89B81-7110-4158-9BB9-0F7B50…)
>>936959Twis twead is fowor pwosting wike a wetad.
No. 936979
File: 1634068894390.jpg (261.97 KB, 1140x1520, il_1140xN.3100916942_nfnn.jpg)
>clacks giant nails on counter and checks phone in whipple deco phone case
No. 936983
File: 1634069166465.jpg (161.41 KB, 828x1104, Tumblr_l_78348091188797.jpg)
No. 937024
File: 1634073842713.jpeg (209.76 KB, 1080x1080, 7EB899D3-1A14-4797-BA6E-E19CCC…)
Boss baby girl cupcakes for everyone!! Grab your before there’s none left!
No. 937029
File: 1634074052340.jpg (14.13 KB, 250x180, ZuiikinGalsScreenshot.jpg)
>>937024I have a bad case of diarrhea
No. 937031
File: 1634074183757.jpeg (351.83 KB, 1200x901, DE5E822F-A5E1-4FAD-BA0A-AFC0C3…)
No. 937033
File: 1634074431650.png (304.6 KB, 428x362, Screen Shot 2021-10-12 at 4.33…)
>>937024I'll take this one. thank you happy birthday
No. 937037
File: 1634074620311.jpeg (1.14 MB, 3264x2448, 6D6A21DA-1999-42BD-9272-86549F…)
I want my boyfriend to suck my toes. How can I convince him without sounding like a degenerate?(bait )
No. 937042
File: 1634075224356.png (22.56 KB, 1000x1000, CD9B698D-A3A0-4D52-9719-A81747…)
>>937029Diarrhoea is for cowards and babies. I got Diphtheria. A bad bitch disease.
No. 937075
File: 1634078019097.jpg (125.66 KB, 403x520, 77f.jpg)
please don't tell me we have yet another foot spammer. why are there so many of you
No. 937077
File: 1634078174906.jpg (28.16 KB, 272x490, 51YdLxWTa8L._AC_SY1000_.jpg)
>>937055Maybe you're a bit too young, they were popular in the late 90s. You could buy them in the sweets corner of Minimal(now called Rewe) together with stuff like pic rel, sugar crystal rings, those giant chalk-like lick balls etc.
No. 937121
File: 1634082274018.jpeg (61.93 KB, 500x388, 1469DA9D-C188-430E-811B-A4B1B0…)
Anyone over the age of 13 who hates DW is an uppity bitch lying to themselves about what a good person they are and has no sense of humor.
No. 937129
File: 1634083097863.png (201.69 KB, 367x359, 1616293895399.png)
>>937037show him this post so he will understand the lengths you will go to get ya toes sucked
No. 937181
>>937121>an uppity bitchtrue
>lying to themselves about what a good person they are and has no sense of humor.false
No. 937520
File: 1634140963123.jpg (88.91 KB, 960x960, Tumblr_l_7391032392803.jpg)
Give me pumpkin spice _____
(No swear words)
No. 937589
File: 1634147041834.jpg (296.51 KB, 2000x1338, drake-bell.jpg)
Hide yo wife, hide yo kids
(especially yo kids)
No. 938028
File: 1634171820079.png (463.39 KB, 537x716, image_2021-10-13_203723.png)
>>937520Frappuccino. I've never had pumpkin spice anything before and I'm going to gain 50lb this autumn because of this bastard.
No. 938044
File: 1634173742774.png (13.49 KB, 1288x725, F1D009C8-A924-49F7-89F2-5BF7CC…)
>>937589Literally looks like the groomer meme
No. 938250
File: 1634210132560.gif (217.06 KB, 320x300, 1623668921534.gif)
I love to singa
No. 938276
File: 1634213507936.png (178.68 KB, 520x374, stupid idiot fat log dumbass.p…)
I could and WOULD eat a whole cake right now. Someone DM me and we can make this work.
No. 938306
File: 1634214984468.jpeg (95.18 KB, 659x758, D38F18B0-08D0-4795-A1E2-B313F6…)
>>938285Nta but I would definitely commit murder for a cheesecake.
No. 938316
>>937941still uglier than drake
I was also sure he was gay even tho he married a woman, he gives off major gay vibes
No. 938329
File: 1634216602137.gif (445.21 KB, 468x336, Drake-Josh-1452718227.gif)
>>938322k but I was answering to this
>>937917in unsuspecting times he was kinda cute
also his character was written to be the attractive one
No. 938356
File: 1634218433073.jpg (43.18 KB, 852x480, b25154f73c6711d5cc537b18f9f409…)
>>938026>>937917>>938329he was cute and hot next to Josh when Josh Peck was fat, but after Josh got fit they were both equally good looking and in the later seasons he started being depicted as more of a loser then he was previously in the series
No. 938360
File: 1634219060909.jpg (32.98 KB, 640x359, drake-and-josh.jpg)
>>938356lol who's that guy
Idk josh's face looks weird, uncanny almost, but maybe it's just me
drake's still attractive, he's just a shitty person
No. 938370
File: 1634220047463.jpg (331.64 KB, 1600x1600, 3827266226.jpg)
>>938360>drake's still attractiveHe aged like fucking milk.
No. 938379
File: 1634220486361.jpg (57.09 KB, 780x439, 1600344546_848_Perche-Hollywoo…)
>>938364kek
>>938370same with josh, why does he look so weird and old
I cant believe I am arguing over this lol
No. 938383
File: 1634220628640.png (731.9 KB, 696x720, Immagine.png)
holy shit he looks 50
No. 938396
>>938383Maybe the toxicity from just being in Schneider's general vicinity makes you age like shit
>>938380Lmao
No. 938453
File: 1634225940972.jpg (74.76 KB, 250x247, 1626450937270.jpg)
>>938381
drakefag anon here,
yes yes, life is pain
No. 938462
File: 1634226548101.jpg (41.26 KB, 693x924, 20200712_181135.jpg)
Me holding random animals
No. 938466
File: 1634226668087.jpg (30.92 KB, 693x924, 20200318_200924.jpg)
>>938465A baby slug, mine.
No. 938469
File: 1634226760237.jpg (33.08 KB, 693x924, 20200916_004824.jpg)
>>938466No idea what the fuck that was, but it's mine too.
No. 938473
File: 1634227055550.jpg (71.99 KB, 693x924, 20210904_164909.jpg)
and despite all of that, the only animal I can't hold still remains the one that I truly own
No. 938585
File: 1634233453427.jpg (65.85 KB, 550x825, Moist-Pumpkin-Bread-1-e1504838…)
>>937520Bread. Where can I even buy these? Couldn't find any at my local stores and I can't bake.
No. 938766
File: 1634245588884.jpg (71.4 KB, 645x960, upgrade.jpg)
>>935309Yes, I have enough of these cringey meme traps/femboys from coomer scrotes. Sacrifice them for better looking boys that aren't drawn boobless dickgirls.
No. 939066
File: 1634271920813.jpg (61.77 KB, 605x454, 8uRNyb4.jpg)
mfw
No. 939079
File: 1634273339018.jpg (9.72 KB, 275x204, 1596737066820.jpg)
Literally hire me. I'm such a good salesman. I can market your brand. I just suggested 3 people to use these good cbd gummies I take for sleep and now they're buying them. Give me your money.
No. 939090
File: 1634274981353.jpeg (162.34 KB, 749x696, 4ACBDC88-2793-48F2-8710-54B88C…)
clears throat
ahem
horny.
No. 939140
File: 1634281829227.gif (601.68 KB, 220x188, aerobics-instructor-aerobics.g…)
She bop, he bop, we bop
I bop, you bop, they bop
Be bop, be bop, a lu bop
No. 939151
File: 1634283034767.gif (56.41 KB, 540x557, 3532911_170x100.gif)
>>939144You think he's got some sketti under that hat???
No. 939212
File: 1634293058339.jpg (44.29 KB, 500x389, 6722f8b7280209117057619485197b…)
wow
No. 939242
File: 1634297217709.png (1.39 MB, 1034x1094, Screen Shot 2021-10-15 at 6.26…)
hunnid moji
No. 939380
File: 1634312157291.jpg (29.49 KB, 960x540, Tumblr_l_175387641965071.jpg)
Fanfiction request: the floor is lava and Colonel Sanders (jacked anime version) is your savior.
Pic mostly related
No. 939382
File: 1634312196363.jpg (55.61 KB, 736x736, 33af2727abe7d4e8063ad166d4bf0e…)
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
No. 939580
File: 1634324997494.jpeg (122.27 KB, 750x736, DC332E11-6532-496C-876D-8FCA0E…)
Don’t get a 4chan bf
You don’t want a 4chan bf
You will never have a 4chan bf
If you do
Skin and eat him
so you
Can
Be
Forgiven
No. 939729
File: 1634330985887.png (Spoiler Image,449.59 KB, 392x888, cheeseboy1.png)
>>939512I am cheesed to view that
No. 939890
File: 1634340112821.jpeg (308.53 KB, 750x553, E0B3718F-B4D4-44CC-A507-46210F…)
No. 940242
File: 1634394016965.jpeg (1.06 MB, 1920x1080, 2FDAC33A-B67F-4B50-8BC5-2D8421…)
if there’s a gus anon then I must be patrick bateman anon
No. 940659
File: 1634438872666.jpg (163.41 KB, 768x1024, 1385323475156.jpg)
Pls reply with your favorite women images
No. 940687
File: 1634441980810.png (8.83 KB, 300x93, post-1004-0-1446153545-18684_t…)
>>940663lol this is the model who dated her half brother right?
No. 940692
File: 1634442646645.png (2.1 MB, 1078x1487, Screenshot_20200325-201842.png)
>>940687yes, kek. have another
No. 940695
File: 1634443161136.jpg (40.53 KB, 500x321, Tumblr_l_260621644608182.jpg)
Fight me
No. 940777
File: 1634450595879.jpeg (448.67 KB, 1170x1173, 7116CD62-1338-4A66-90B0-497B0F…)
>>9406953rd times the charm babes I quite live up to the absolutely retarded part
No. 940790
File: 1634451694005.gif (6.98 MB, 640x360, A96957E2-F698-4DCE-BBCC-B51A38…)
No. 941005
File: 1634476931047.gif (418.8 KB, 220x393, happy-dancing.gif)
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, D I A R R H E A
No. 941101
File: 1634480820353.jpg (24.67 KB, 389x391, 20211017_091635.jpg)
when october comes around every year, I feel like gouging my eyes out by the amount of manchildren I see on social media celebrating halloween
the majority of our christian population isn't even catholic you fucking tards
No. 941111
File: 1634481673591.gif (490.17 KB, 320x240, 929.gif)
>>941101why do you nonnettellas hate fun
No. 941159
>>941101Learn to tell the difference between All Souls Day and the completely non-secular and commercialized holiday of Halloween.
It's like Easter and Christmas, you don't have to be religious it's just an excuse to buy themed candy and have parties.
No. 941217
File: 1634492363272.jpeg (40.33 KB, 519x414, B6084C44-44DB-4EDB-AD4C-BE9981…)
>>940242patricia is indeed beautiful
No. 941660
File: 1634523391615.jpg (58.46 KB, 800x800, 000402236.jpg)
mmm concha
No. 941686
File: 1634524992740.jpg (96.59 KB, 640x800, Tumblr_l_171178344457771.jpg)
What role will you play in the skeleton war?
No. 941732
File: 1634527978143.png (215.36 KB, 300x500, 15646486464.png)
>>941686hand-to-hand crypt skeleton
No. 941744
File: 1634529295198.jpg (28.84 KB, 350x500, IM_REALLY_DEAD_OK.jpg)
>>941686confused on what team I belong in
No. 941761
File: 1634531018849.jpeg (552.27 KB, 1074x1380, A0E0774B-5E7C-4DA1-AB47-DA162A…)
>>941686battlefield doctor
No. 941768
File: 1634532010155.gif (117.36 KB, 300x273, F6D59FE2-46A3-4933-9E71-082E7B…)
>>941686herald of the mighty skeleton army
No. 941792
File: 1634535881446.jpg (29.48 KB, 640x800, 7073cd0bccf652a251b380397c1811…)
>>941686embaixadinha ambassador
No. 941801
File: 1634536867634.jpeg (341.25 KB, 678x1024, 056A7920-3EFB-4B35-B0BA-52AD5C…)
shitposter cyberwarfare specialist
No. 941802
File: 1634536914529.gif (2.39 MB, 498x451, ezgif-3-8f4f985cfe0a.gif)
No. 941803
File: 1634536971219.gif (2.43 MB, 450x450, tumblr_52bb304dfecc913cd77d013…)
my trusty steed is on its way
No. 941804
File: 1634537038298.gif (186.04 KB, 200x230, ddfd3a6e904a6e93067d6e10ca7a27…)
girl skellington
No. 941805
File: 1634537069664.gif (2.58 MB, 498x498, e9ef9fef429a57ff26a632b41cbb15…)
v a p o r w a v e s k e l l y
No. 941806
File: 1634537134121.gif (691.39 KB, 220x266, 96B5B5EF-15BB-40C6-8934-B59F21…)
No. 941808
File: 1634537233087.jpg (66.79 KB, 750x819, w83ronwddw741.jpg)
>>941803fellow soldier of the skeleton cavalry, reporting
No. 941812
File: 1634537501150.png (268.64 KB, 450x544, 842E6EA7-8DB3-448B-9884-389717…)
Informative
No. 941858
File: 1634545309219.jpg (116.05 KB, 750x746, skltn.jpg)
>>941856Alright, I have dis-armed myself heh heh
No. 941867
>>941728Haha! This skeleton is rather a strange fellow! I guess this is the source of humour for you? That does indeed give me a ‘kek’! Haha!
Please come downstairs and say hello sometime. We miss you and I did NOT tell the family about your cartoon husband pillow. Again, this Mr Skeleton is rather funny. Haha!
-Doris xx
(don't use emojis) No. 941900
>>941877>>941878>grandma found the lolcow farmEe I ee I o
And on that farm they had an autist
Ee I ee I o
With a
>cover your dogs butthole!And a
>Komaeda has a perfect penis!Here
No. 941921
File: 1634556266958.png (628.25 KB, 627x402, skeleton wagon.png)
>>941686I'm your goddamned ride. Now get in. We're sixteen minutes behind schedule and there's no way I'm making up time anywhere on this route.
No. 941993
File: 1634565869916.jpg (41.74 KB, 657x876, Tumblr_l_171004000235806.jpg)
The Great Emu War and the Skeleton War. Only one of these has actually happened. Yet.
No. 942513
File: 1634605347312.jpeg (28.52 KB, 400x200, 291_Loner.jpeg)
i have so much schoolwork to do but i just started my period and im taking personality quizzes online instead of doing anything productive
No. 942514
File: 1634605546403.jpeg (996.05 KB, 1228x1742, 92BD9E1A-7A34-4B3E-84CD-001130…)
Look how happy it is that it thinks it’s about to eat a child. The glistening soulless eyes, the pupils widened in excitement. the tail wagging(stop)
No. 942545
File: 1634609237884.png (1.5 MB, 750x735, 7988860d7ac81acf75ed82235e9318…)
sometimes it do be like that.
No. 942557
File: 1634610282567.png (65.58 KB, 196x137, Capture (2).PNG)
Oh hell-fuckin-yea gals, just finished my neocities site and goddamn do I hate css and html
No. 942568
>>942562Oh how fun! What's your site going to be? A blog, online gallery, dedicated shrine? If you're getting into css and html for the first time (like me) I suggest using these:
https://www.w3schools.com/css/default.asphttps://www.w3schools.com/html/default.asp You can also google random stuff to get an idea for how to make certain things like image spoilers, text dropdowns, etc.
For a suggestion. Use your index page as the "door" to your main sites. For example; yoursite.neocities.org(Should have a button or large text that's a link to the homepage) ➝ yoursite.neocities.org/home.html (Has links to all the other sites, functions as a site directory and change-log) ➝ all other pages on the site.
No. 942632
>>942631Yaaay, I'm glad so many people are starting one! I hope we stumble across each other surfin' the webs nonas.
>>942626 >>942628Can we please not do this, not here in the shitpost thread at least
No. 942638
File: 1634618767637.jpg (28.2 KB, 425x398, poppin.jpg)
>>942636Hey anon, check this guy out
No. 942675
>>942632Are you gonna blog on neocities too? I've been toying with the idea of running a blog forever, but I was thinking of wordpress.
Unrelated, but I kinda want to resurrect the website thread with links to specialized blogs/websites that are still running and passion projects rather than marketing ones
No. 942784
Fanfic: The Mussings Of Ned Flanders Slash, Simpsons | FanFiction.net
IT HAS turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. For that little town is situated just on the frontier between those two States the reunion of which seems, at least to us of the younger generation, a task to which we should devote our lives and in the pursuit of which every possible means should be employed. German-Austria must be restored to the great German Motherland. And not indeed on any grounds of economic calculation whatsoever. No, no. Even if the union were a matter of economic indifference, and even if it were to be disadvantageous from the economic standpoint, still it ought to take place. People of the same blood should be in the same REICH. The German people will have no right to engage in a colonial policy until they shall have brought all their children together in the one State. When the territory of the REICH embraces all the Germans and finds itself unable to assure them a livelihood, only then can the moral right arise, from the need of the people to acquire foreign territory. The plough is then the sword; and the tears of war will produce the daily bread for the generations to come. And so this little frontier town appeared to me as the symbol of a great task. But in another regard also it points to a lesson that is applicable to our day. Over a hundred years ago this sequestered spot was the scene of a tragic calamity which affected the whole German nation and will be remembered for ever, at least in the annals of German history. At the time of our Fatherland's deepest humiliation a bookseller, Johannes Palm, uncompromising nationalist and enemy of the French, was put to death here because he had the misfortune to have loved Germany well. He obstinately refused to disclose the names of his associates, or rather the principals who were chiefly responsible for the affair. Just as it happened with Leo Schlageter. The former, like the latter, was denounced to the French by a Government agent. It was a director of police from Augsburg who won an ignoble renown on that occasion and set the example which was to be copied at a later date by the neo-German officials of the REICH under Herr Severing's regime (Note 1). In this little town on the Inn, haloed by the memory of a German martyr, a town that was Bavarian by blood but under the rule of the Austrian State, my parents were
domiciled towards the end of the last century. My father was a civil servant who fulfilled his duties very conscientiously. My mother looked after the household and lovingly devoted herself to the care of her children. From that period I have not retained very much in my memory; because after a few years my father had to leave that frontier town which I had come to love so much and take up a new post farther down the Inn valley, at Passau, therefore actually in Germany itself. In those days it was the usual lot of an Austrian civil servant to be transferred periodically from one post to another. Not long after coming to Passau my father was transferred to Linz, and while there he retired finally to live on his pension. But this did not mean that the old gentleman would now rest from his labours. He was the son of a poor cottager, and while still a boy he grew restless and left home. When he was barely thirteen years old he buckled on his satchel and set forth from his native woodland parish. Despite the dissuasion of villagers who could speak from 'experience,' he went to Vienna to learn a trade there. This was in the fiftieth year of the last century. It was a sore trial, that of deciding to leave home and face the unknown, with three gulden in his pocket. By when the boy of thirteen was a lad of seventeen and had passed his apprenticeship examination as a craftsman he was not content. Quite the contrary. The persistent economic depression of that period and the constant want and misery strengthened his resolution to give up working at a trade and strive for 'something higher.' As a boy it had seemed to him that the position of the parish priest in his native village was the highest in the scale of human attainment; but now that the big city had enlarged his outlook the young man looked up to the dignity of a State official as the highest of all. With the tenacity of one whom misery and trouble had already made old when only half-way through his youth the young man of seventeen obstinately set out on his new project and stuck to it until he won through. He became a civil servant. He was about twenty-three years old, I think, when he succeeded in making himself what he had resolved to become. Thus he was able to fulfil the promise he had made as a poor boy not to return to his native village until he was 'somebody.' He had gained his end. But in the village there was nobody who had remembered him as a little boy, and the village itself had become strange to him. Now at last, when he was fifty-six years old, he gave up his active career; but he could not bear to be idle for a single day. On the outskirts of the small market town of Lambach in Upper Austria he bought a farm and tilled it himself. Thus, at the end of a long and hard-working career, he came back to the life which his father had led. It was at this period that I first began to have ideals of my own. I spent a good deal of time scampering about in the open, on the long road from school, and mixing up with some of the roughest of the boys, which caused my mother many anxious moments. All this tended to make me something quite the reverse of a stay-at-home. I gave scarcely
any serious thought to the question of choosing a vocation in life; but I was certainly quite out of sympathy with the kind of career which my father had followed. I think that an inborn talent for speaking now began to develop and take shape during the more or less strenuous arguments which I used to have with my comrades. I had become a juvenile ringleader who learned well and easily at school but was rather difficult to manage. In my freetime I practised singing in the choir of the monastery church at Lambach, and thus it happened that I was placed in a very favourable position to be emotionally impressed again and again by the magnificent splendour of ecclesiastical ceremonial. What could be more natural for me than to look upon the Abbot as representing the highest human ideal worth striving for, just as the position of the humble village priest had appeared to my father in his own boyhood days? At least, that was my idea for a while. But the juvenile disputes I had with my father did not lead him to appreciate his son's oratorical gifts in such a way as to see in them a favourable promise for such a career, and so he naturally could not understand the boyish ideas I had in my head at that time. This contradiction in my character made him feel somewhat anxious. As a matter of fact, that transitory yearning after such a vocation soon gave way to hopes that were better suited to my temperament. Browsing through my father's books, I chanced to come across some publications that dealt with military subjects. One of these publications was a popular history of the Franco-German War of 1870-71. It consisted of two volumes of an illustrated periodical dating from those years. These became my favourite reading. In a little while that great and heroic conflict began to take first place in my mind. And from that time onwards I became more and more enthusiastic about everything that was in any way connected with war or military affairs. But this story of the Franco-German War had a special significance for me on other grounds also. For the first time, and as yet only in quite a vague way, the question began to present itself: Is there a difference–and if there be, what is it–between the Germans who fought that war and the other Germans? Why did not Austria also take part in it? Why did not my father and all the others fight in that struggle? Are we not the same as the other Germans? Do we not all belong together? That was the first time that this problem began to agitate my small brain. And from the replies that were given to the questions which I asked very tentatively, I was forced to accept the fact, though with a secret envy, that not all Germans had the good luck to belong to Bismarck's Empire. This was something that I could not understand. It was decided that I should study. Considering my character as a whole, and especially my temperament, my father decided that the classical subjects studied at the Lyceum were not suited to my natural talents. He thought that the REALSCHULE (Note 2) would suit me better. My obvious talent for drawing confirmed him in that view; for in his opinion drawing was a subject too much neglected in the Austrian GYMNASIUM. Probably also the memory of the hard road which he himself had travelled contributed to make him look upon classical studies as unpractical and accordingly to set little value on them. At the back of his mind he had the idea that his son also should become an official of the Government. Indeed he had decided on that career for me. The difficulties through which he had to struggle in making his own career led him to overestimate what he had achieved, because this was exclusively the result of his own indefatigable industry and energy. The characteristic pride of the self-made man urged him towards the idea that his son should follow the same calling and if possible rise to a higher position in it. Moreover, this idea was strengthened by the consideration that the results of his own life's industry had placed him in a position to facilitate his son's advancement in the same career. He was simply incapable of imagining that I might reject what had meant everything in life to him. My father's decision was simple, definite, clear and, in his eyes, it was something to be taken for granted. A man of such a nature who had become an autocrat by reason of his own hard struggle for existence, could not think of allowing 'inexperienced' and irresponsible young fellows to choose their own careers. To act in such a way, where the future of his own son was concerned, would have been a grave and reprehensible weakness in the exercise of parental authority and responsibility, something utterly incompatible with his characteristic sense of duty. And yet it had to be otherwise. For the first time in my life–I was then eleven years old–I felt myself forced into open opposition. No matter how hard and determined my father might be about putting his own plans and opinions into action, his son was no less obstinate in refusing to accept ideas on which he set little or no value. I would not become a civil servant. No amount of persuasion and no amount of 'grave' warnings could break down that opposition. I would not become a State official, not on any account. All the attempts which my father made to arouse in me a love or liking for that profession, by picturing his own career for me, had only the opposite effect. It nauseated me to think that one day I might be fettered to an office stool, that I could not dispose of my own time but would be forced to spend the whole of my life filling out forms. One can imagine what kind of thoughts such a prospect awakened in the mind of a young fellow who was by no means what is called a 'good boy' in the current sense of that term. The ridiculously easy school tasks which we were given made it possible for me to spend far more time in the open air than at home. To-day, when my political opponents pry into my life with diligent scrutiny, as far back as the days of my
boyhood, so as finally to be able to prove what disreputable tricks this Hitler was accustomed to in his young days, I thank heaven that I can look back to those happy days and find the memory of them helpful. The fields and the woods were then the terrain on which all disputes were fought out. Even attendance at the REALSCHULE could not alter my way of spending my time. But I had now another battle to fight. So long as the paternal plan to make a State functionary contradicted my own inclinations only in the abstract, the conflict was easy to bear. I could be discreet about expressing my personal views and thus avoid constantly recurrent disputes. My own resolution not to become a Government official was sufficient for the time being to put my mind completely at rest. I held on to that resolution inexorably. But the situation became more difficult once I had a positive plan of my own which I might present to my father as a counter-suggestion. This happened when I was twelve years old. How it came about I cannot exactly say now; but one day it became clear to me that I would be a painter–I mean an artist. That I had an aptitude for drawing was an admitted fact. It was even one of the reasons why my father had sent me to the REALSCHULE; but he had never thought of having that talent developed in such a way that I could take up painting as a professional career. Quite the contrary. When, as a result of my renewed refusal to adopt his favourite plan, my father asked me for the first time what I myself really wished to be, the resolution that I had already formed expressed itself almost automatically. For a while my father was speechless. "A painter? An artist-painter?" he exclaimed. He wondered whether I was in a sound state of mind. He thought that he might not have caught my words rightly, or that he had misunderstood what I meant. But when I had explained my ideas to him and he saw how seriously I took them, he opposed them with that full determination which was characteristic of him. His decision was exceedingly simple and could not be deflected from its course by any consideration of what my own natural qualifications really were. "Artist! Not as long as I live, never." As the son had inherited some of the father's obstinacy, besides having other qualities of his own, my reply was equally energetic. But it stated something quite the contrary. At that our struggle became stalemate. The father would not abandon his 'Never', and I became all the more consolidated in my 'Nevertheless'. Naturally the resulting situation was not pleasant. The old gentleman was bitterly annoyed; and indeed so was I, although I really loved him. My father forbade me to entertain any hopes of taking up the art of painting as a profession. I went a step further and declared that I would not study anything else. With such declarations the situation
became still more strained, so that the old gentleman irrevocably decided to assert his parental authority at all costs. That led me to adopt an attitude of circumspect silence, but I put my threat into execution. I thought that, once it became clear to my father that I was making no progress at the REALSCHULE, for weal or for woe, he would be forced to allow me to follow the happy career I had dreamed of. I do not know whether I calculated rightly or not. Certainly my failure to make progress became quite visible in the school. I studied just the subjects that appealed to me, especially those which I thought might be of advantage to me later on as a painter. What did not appear to have any importance from this point of view, or what did not otherwise appeal to me favourably, I completely sabotaged. My school reports of that time were always in the extremes of good or bad, according to the subject and the interest it had for me. In one column my qualification read 'very good' or 'excellent'. In another it read 'average' or even 'below average'. By far my best subjects were geography and, even more so, general history. These were my two favourite subjects, and I led the class in them. When I look back over so many years and try to judge the results of that experience I find two very significant facts standing out clearly before my mind. First, I became a nationalist. Second, I learned to understand and grasp the true meaning of history. The old Austria was a multi-national State. In those days at least the citizens of the German Empire, taken through and through, could not understand what that fact meant in the everyday life of the individuals within such a State. After the magnificent triumphant march of the victorious armies in the Franco-German War the Germans in the REICH became steadily more and more estranged from the Germans beyond their frontiers, partly because they did not deign to appreciate those other Germans at their true value or simply because they were incapable of doing so. The Germans of the REICH did not realize that if the Germans in Austria had not been of the best racial stock they could never have given the stamp of their own character to an Empire of 52 millions, so definitely that in Germany itself the idea arose–though quite an erroneous one–that Austria was a German State. That was an error which led to dire consequences; but all the same it was a magnificent testimony to the character of the ten million Germans in that East Mark. (Note 3) Only very few of the Germans in the REICH itself had an idea of the bitter struggle which those Eastern Germans had to carry on daily for the preservation of their German language, their German schools and their German character. Only to-day, when a tragic fate has torn several millions of our kinsfolk away from the REICH and has forced them to live under the rule of the stranger, dreaming of that common fatherland towards which all their yearnings are
directed and struggling to uphold at least the sacred right of using their mother tongue- -only now have the wider circles of the German population come to realize what it means to have to fight for the traditions of one's race. And so at last perhaps there are people here and there who can assess the greatness of that German spirit which animated the old East Mark and enabled those people, left entirely dependent on their own resources, to defend the Empire against the Orient for several centuries and subsequently to hold fast the frontiers of the German language through a guerilla warfare of attrition, at a time when the German Empire was sedulously cultivating an interest for colonies but not for its own flesh and blood before the threshold of its own door. What has happened always and everywhere, in every kind of struggle, happened also in the language fight which was carried on in the old Austria. There were three groups– the fighters, the hedgers and the traitors. Even in the schools this sifting already began to take place. And it is worth noting that the struggle for the language was waged perhaps in its bitterest form around the school; because this was the nursery where the seeds had to be watered which were to spring up and form the future generation. The tactical objective of the fight was the winning over of the child, and it was to the child that the first rallying cry was addressed: "German youth, do not forget that you are a German," and "Remember, little girl, that one day you must be a German mother." Those who know something of the juvenile spirit can understand how youth will always lend a glad ear to such a rallying cry. Under many forms the young people led the struggle, fighting in their own way and with their own weapons. They refused to sing non-German songs. The greater the efforts made to win them away from their German allegiance, the more they exalted the glory of their German heroes. They stinted themselves in buying things to eat, so that they might spare their pennies to help the war chest of their elders. They were incredibly alert in the significance of what the non-German teachers said and they contradicted in unison. They wore the forbidden emblems of their own kinsfolk and were happy when penalised for doing so, or even physically punished. In miniature they were mirrors of loyalty from which the older people might learn a lesson. And thus it was that at a comparatively early age I took part in the struggle which the nationalities were waging against one another in the old Austria. When meetings were held for the South Mark German League and the School League we wore cornflowers and black-red-gold colours to express our loyalty. We greeted one another with HEIL! and instead of the Austrian anthem we sang our own DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES, despite warnings and penalties. Thus the youth were educated politically at a time when the citizens of a so-called national State for the most part knew little of their own nationality except the language. Of course, I did not belong to the hedgers. Within a
little while I had become an ardent 'German National', which has a different meaning from the party significance attached to that phrase to-day. I developed very rapidly in the nationalist direction, and by the time I was 15 years old I had come to understand the distinction between dynastic patriotism and nationalism based on the concept of folk, or people, my inclination being entirely in favour of the latter. Such a preference may not perhaps be clearly intelligible to those who have never taken the trouble to study the internal conditions that prevailed under the Habsburg Monarchy. Among historical studies universal history was the subject almost exclusively taught in the Austrian schools, for of specific Austrian history there was only very little. The fate of this State was closely bound up with the existence and development of Germany as a whole; so a division of history into German history and Austrian history would be practically inconceivable. And indeed it was only when the German people came to be divided between two States that this division of German history began to take place. The insignia (Note 4) of a former imperial sovereignty which were still preserved in Vienna appeared to act as magical relics rather than as the visible guarantee of an everlasting bond of union. When the Habsburg State crumbled to pieces in 1918 the Austrian Germans instinctively raised an outcry for union with their German fatherland. That was the voice of a unanimous yearning in the hearts of the whole people for a return to the unforgotten home of their fathers. But such a general yearning could not be explained except by attributing the cause of it to the historical training through which the individual Austrian Germans had passed. Therein lay a spring that never dried up. Especially in times of distraction and forgetfulness its quiet voice was a reminder of the past, bidding the people to look out beyond the mere welfare of the moment to a new future. The teaching of universal history in what are called the middle schools is still very unsatisfactory. Few teachers realize that the purpose of teaching history is not the memorizing of some dates and facts, that the student is not interested in knowing the exact date of a battle or the birthday of some marshal or other, and not at all–or at least only very insignificantly–interested in knowing when the crown of his fathers was placed on the brow of some monarch. These are certainly not looked upon as important matters.
No. 942876
File: 1634650464753.jpg (33.77 KB, 427x373, Tumblr_l_355265660850620.jpg)
>>942626Just STFU i don't wanna hear any more about pitbulls, the scrotes of the dog world
This is now bird thread
No. 942946
File: 1634657550157.jpeg (67.8 KB, 720x960, 7C502730-4E42-4CC9-8FE4-9AB778…)
LOL (Lots Of Lint)
No. 942955
File: 1634658659318.jpg (48.33 KB, 353x411, Tumblr_l_49390705468136__01.jp…)
Rate my nest
No. 942959
File: 1634658871093.jpg (33.7 KB, 640x640, Tumblr_l_354584150392599.jpg)
>>942949Sonic don't wash
>>930984 No. 943522
File: 1634688252003.jpg (126.21 KB, 787x714, B612_20211019_104944_378.jpg)
No. 943636
File: 1634698150645.jpg (105.74 KB, 562x552, 825b73b8cbc1210bf6db951b37f839…)
I think about her all the time. God I wish I was her.
No. 943673
File: 1634700851079.jpg (178.9 KB, 1280x793, Qutulun_daughter_of_Qaidu.jpeg…)
>>943658I mean this is the wikipedia pic, and while it's from 1400, I think drawing her as a medieval white european is probably even more wrong. In any case I hope no one takes these unsourced facebook history images uncritically, like ever…
No. 943700
>>943684Also same artfag as
>>943698 but I'm pretty sure any man who lost had to give her 100 horses, not just 1.
No. 943726
>>943698lol you dumb fuck. I said it was wrong in the sense of inaccurate, which is the normal meaning of the word "wrong", as in, "not correct", because it is not an accirate depiction of this historical figure.
I did NOT mean that it was "wrong" for the person to draw this because the fucking mongols of all people would be offended. Jesus christ on the planet earth.
I shouldn't even blame you for it. I'm sure you only took that massive leap because that's the kind of retarded bullshit you have to argue with even dumber art history majors about on a daily basis. But please don't just go and assume normal people are speaking in woketongue.
No. 943728
File: 1634707099605.jpg (47.84 KB, 301x409, 16347008510.jpg)
>>943673what are they discussing nonnianas?
No. 943730
>>943685And they act like such martyrs about getting in shape, like they're the biggest
victims ever while women just have to 'not be fat'. I'd be a fucking lot more enthusiastic about the gym if it let me eat 4000 calories a day ffs.
Sometimes I think I'd like a relationship but the thought of being around some guy eating 10x as much as me with no consequences is nightmare fuel. I'd either get fat eating with him or become a bitter resentful skelly who gets
triggered by his presence.
No. 943755
>>943730It's also funny that troons NEVER eat at all like women do. Like I decided ok, my mom is a healthy weight for her age, my dad is…large, I should try eating more like my mom. I started eating an approx 1200-1500 cal a day diet with only 100-200 cal of meat/dairy, with a cheat day once a week where I ate an entire pizza. Literally in two months my entire body transformed. Skin clear, farts odorless, lost 20 lbs without even noticing. I had to start eating extra meals now and then so I didn't get scary skinny. No exercise or anything, I didn't do anything else other than stop eating like most men do.
I try to tell men & troons this and I just get back NO U HAVE TO EAT MORE PROTEIN AND BIG BOWLS OF BEANS TO GET CUT, it's ridiculous. They will say anything to justify horking down the tendies. Like I used to start the day with five big milky bowls of breakfast cereal just for fucking breakfast and my weight stayed at the same slightly chubby level. And I'm barely above average height for women, it doesn't even have anything to do with height. It's fucking unfair. Now when I'm at home I see my dad just sitting there fucking eating everything and I want to scream, like if he just ate ONLY at meals, he could eat fucking what the fuck ever he wanted to, and he would be fit instead of bigbellied. Like he exercises a lot too, it's sad really.
No. 943778
>>943755>I should try eating more like my mom.kek the only weight loss I've been able to completely maintain was thanks to what I call 'the mum diet'. Meaning I only ate food my mum made or gave to me, worked like a charm because she puts so much effort into learning about health and making nutritious food.
My dad is skinny because he has a naturally tiny appetite but he just does not understand how little I can eat, he constantly buys junk food and gives me massive portions of food unprompted. I have to contain my rage because he does it out of love, and I can't tell him to stop entirely. I'm a binge eater, I struggle with eating in moderation and it's so embarrassing to admit that to a 6'4 man who barely thinks about food. But yeah I feel you on
>I used to start the day with five big milky bowls of breakfast cereal just for fucking breakfast and my weight stayed at the same slightly chubby levelI overeat (especially cereal ngl) until I'm sick for months on end but I've still never been overweight. I cannot imagine being male, having every advantage in body composition and still being gluttonous enough to fuck that up.
No. 943829
File: 1634717658770.jpg (53.38 KB, 1144x678, wow.jpg)
>>905996lifts up his skirtWOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No. 943870
File: 1634725666200.png (1.99 MB, 1254x1167, Cocharelli Codex.png)
>>943673I'm not really knowledgeable in the subject but I'm a bit surprise. I read the other day about this medieval manuscript from 1330 where you can see a khan tartar in the middle sitting. Still not an accurate representation but he looks a bit less caucasian I guess. I thought they would have prefered to make it more "exotic"
No. 943957
>>943800I mean bodybuilders & weightlifters need to eat lean protein, but even most olympic athletes just eat like 10k cal a day in carbs.
The only thing you need to do as a man to look fit is just not eat like an absolute hog, but men will say all this bananas stuff about how they need to eat six chicken breasts, gallon of milk a day, etc when like… are you trying to look like a disgusting bulging bodybuilder (even if said diet "works") or do you want to look like a fit normal person? All the crazy protein diets, keto, atkins, etc, are attractive to men because they're an excuse to just eat meat. As a man I basically eat the Mediterranean diet of very little meat/dairy but as much carbs & olive oil & vegetables as I like, and I lost weight real fast. So if you know a man who likes to have some kind of "official diet" going on, suggest that.
Yogurt & cottage cheese are totally fine unless you're eating like a tub a day and I don't think that's even possible. They're what grandmas eat so I trust that. Cottage cheese is funny actually because according to every bodybuilder metric it's actually the perfect high protein low fat low carb food, very digestible, inexpensive… but you never see men eat cottage cheese ever. It's so painfully obvious that all the retarded male diets are based not on any kind of scientific nutrition thing, but rather purely on what's considered the most masculine foods. It's literally choking down plain chicken breast to larp as arnold schwarzenegger. "I'm not fat I'm BULKING" lol. If you tell them to have a salad they'll be like oh no the dressing has carbs!! it's so ridiculous. They will claw for any excuse to not tell the truth, which is that they STILL dont want to est their vegetables.
(>as a man) No. 943959
File: 1634736796224.jpg (8.63 KB, 236x238, bdb7251b7d395f4b869f484f4fbc6d…)
>>943957>as a man ILeave or I will be forced to do battle with you
No. 943969
File: 1634737893519.png (7.06 KB, 372x154, aids.png)
when wikipedia calls your newspaper gay XDDDD(emotes)
No. 943983
File: 1634739320011.png (43.21 KB, 374x389, 1.png)
Ok Etsy
No. 943989
File: 1634739615412.jpg (96.2 KB, 752x499, Tumblr_l_3508050868191.jpg)
No. 944030
>>942626This is okay:
>sheperds herd>retrievers retrieve>pointers pointbut
>fighting dogs attempt to kill other dogsis a nono
get a grip and stop breeding these waste of space shits to fill every shelter
No. 944047
File: 1634745114163.jpeg (23.93 KB, 274x182, D9F306EF-0EEF-4ED5-8009-8EBD79…)
BRUSH YOU TEETH!!!!!!
No. 944406
File: 1634769571347.jpg (55.14 KB, 1080x1618, Tumblr_l_127810604041450.jpg)
She high class, Henny in her wine glass
Closet full of shoes and design bags
No. 944411
File: 1634769792790.jpg (67.37 KB, 820x664, how-the-grinch-stole-christmas…)
>>944406That's what the Grinch wears when it's time to get kinky
No. 944656
File: 1634780985134.jpg (23.24 KB, 300x224, bc85c9078319c0735ddb6c909572c3…)
Seramas are the teacup puppies of the chicken world.
No. 944686
File: 1634782718971.jpeg (81.6 KB, 322x292, 3200B5FB-590C-4C51-972D-83E216…)
mood
No. 944722
File: 1634784618891.jpeg (23.48 KB, 300x246, 8E928E6F-AEC4-48C2-AA5A-F7D2D4…)
>>944656adorable… their eggs are so tiny
No. 944727
File: 1634784993948.gif (912.65 KB, 480x317, stacy.gif)
LITERALLY me
No. 944731
File: 1634785502809.jpg (42.33 KB, 640x640, 35c1828904d428e2aee20070b34f44…)
>>944722As are the babies that come out of them
No. 944854
File: 1634799836342.jpg (151.85 KB, 750x745, 04ef0d24041443a11343829fbf221c…)
what are you gals playing on the ultra cool ipod stereo for the partay
No. 945079
File: 1634822193624.jpg (279.3 KB, 1427x806, spurdoskyrim4.jpg)
Spurdo khajiit saying miau miau made my day I hope it makes your day better too
No. 945102
File: 1634823147067.jpeg (55.93 KB, 680x453, 7502C8C1-B120-4179-9492-47C2A1…)
>>945079I prefer gondola.
No. 945166
File: 1634827623919.jpeg (223.27 KB, 750x952, BF146D1B-2486-4266-8A01-C912FF…)
JUMPSCARE (scrote with unwashed face.jpg)
No. 945715
File: 1634857202369.jpg (35.35 KB, 540x540, 2a5945a1804db09bc5369a0663234b…)
I DON'T CARE ABOUT BILLIE EILISH'S BOOBS
I WILL NEVER CARE ABOUT BILLIE EILISH'S BOOBS
NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS CAN MAKE ME
No. 945828
>>945812it's gotta be newfags
>>945715celebricows thread is just "that way" at all times
No. 946078
File: 1634866262327.png (907.77 KB, 1082x1080, FA439021-6135-468D-8E18-0E60AC…)
I am sowwy for being dumb everybidy
will u forgiv? and take Schokolade?
No. 946226
File: 1634871490184.jpeg (222.08 KB, 828x1030, C42A8322-5B55-43AF-90CC-B9F5B8…)
>>946223I'm not fuccking fat
No. 946229
>>946226great now you are so obese that you can't get up if i tell you to kys.
can you perhaps try to bash your head repeatedly with that staff in your right hand?
No. 946281
File: 1634876935316.gif (2.01 MB, 335x282, 5dfcdc26ac33.gif)
i wanna give this gif a funny filename but can't think of anything
No. 946608
File: 1634915396696.png (558.82 KB, 451x750, 1604795425932.png)
No. 946759
File: 1634927912044.jpeg (60.68 KB, 748x421, 16197714-14CC-4D69-A08C-7D2B86…)
>>946750You’re
valid,
nonnie.
No. 946871
File: 1634931828387.jpg (38.6 KB, 500x500, artworks-VXFjNQ6r7CXElTC0-SfjY…)
>>946856mom said it's my turn to be they/them
No. 946875
>>946864your pronouns are was/were
oof yikes touch grass
No. 947073
File: 1634939670965.jpeg (61.96 KB, 750x525, AE1DB576-61A1-48D2-8CD2-819661…)
babby lolcow-tan
No. 947083
File: 1634940202196.jpg (46.99 KB, 904x608, tumblr_ox2oouJkEo1wvuif9o1_128…)
I don't want to work or go outside or do anything else anymore, I just want to consume surreal memes 24/7
No. 947118
File: 1634941760463.gif (3.18 MB, 500x281, komaedas_wig.GIF)
filename
No. 947217
File: 1634949680317.jpeg (71.01 KB, 500x500, BD56E2D5-FDCA-4E1D-B413-7D858F…)
>types with these
hello nonny
No. 947222
File: 1634950147207.png (433.04 KB, 540x512, tumblr_84728ce75466a7a519cbdc7…)
No. 948149
File: 1635035274321.jpg (18.91 KB, 621x315, graphic_design_is_my_passion.j…)
Literally me rn
No. 948439
File: 1635082439805.jpg (20.03 KB, 400x400, fruit.jpg)
>>948403you forgot the best fruit
No. 948494
File: 1635088521770.jpeg (36.1 KB, 256x256, FAE97000-5BC8-4C8C-9F35-AF0ADA…)
BABAZIMBAPWAUW!!!!!!
No. 948987
File: 1635141005557.jpg (57.99 KB, 622x656, thiking.jpg)
Not to sound like a coomer, but what I really really really really want is to just have another body shaking earth shattering going insane good orgasm. I can cum really easily, but It's much harder to have a genuinely amazing orgasm. I just think it'd really help me feel better about life for a tiny bit if I at least had one really amazingl heavenly nut.