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Repetitive comments about Shayna's vagina is grounds for a 1 day ban. Repetitive nitpicks about her body and face are subject to a 1 day ban. Reposting the same photos zoomed in and edited is not milk and you will receive a ban for nitpicking.
REMEMBER: Sage when there’s no milk, no nitpicking and/or blogposting and please try to curb your enthusiasm when posting screenshots from other cam girls. This is a Shay thread.
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>Last thread there was:>infighting, shockingly>Shayna daydreams about saving 2 million dollars after recently blowing her moving fund >>1221733>capes for a creepy transvestite, calling him "mom" & encouraging others to do the same >>1221748 >>1223935 >says being a healthy BMI is not worth giving up her 3000 calorie doordash orders >>1222488>gets fired by her therapist >>1222713>oh, we're moving again btw fam >>1222728 >>1223353 >>1223354>posts a bunch of tweets complaining about customers to her work twitter account >>1223734 >>1222816>>1222839 >drops $300 on skincare, then complains that using it is too hard >>1223060>cosplays as Mrs. Clause with a pink rinse >>1223660 >>1223663>starts "month of bimbofication" >>1224211>begs for people with a following to promote her again >>1224368>gets eyelash extensions >>1224985 >stay tuned for thread #80: Lash Mites edition>makes bitchy call-out post directed towards …[rolls dice] sex workers who do it for survival reasons >>1225389>dyes hair blonde >>1225602 >anons are shook by Shayna looking clothed and showered >>1226260>Shay gives away 10 free trials to her onlyfans, which at least one farmer scooped up judging by the pictures that followed >>1225705>more publicly lambasting her mom >>1226510>geriatric gray has an onlyfans (?) >>1227272>Shay finally learns she’s fatspo on ED twitter >>1227508 >>1227519 >>1227520 >>1227510 >>1227514 >pretends that Fupa (Kyle Nathan Perkins) is just her friend with benefits >>1227774>then like clockwork, has a breakdown over him >>1228794 >>1228803 >>1228809 >>1228829>and gets the same Monsters Inc gif from geriatric gray as she does every other breakdown >>1228811>groundhog day in the dollhouse>blames her remaining followers for her declining views >>1229546 >>1229547
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Why does she do the chicken dance when she shakes her ass?
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I had to do it
Fuck, I should've called it Keeping Up With the DoorDashian.
Oh well, new thread was needed.
Between these gifs and the very first recap being>infighting, shockingly
I’m already laughing. Great work anons, let’s keep on board the train wreck
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So the videos were horrifying but holy fucking shit, she got her leg behind her head. Great work fatty, you should be v proud
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I feel bad for talking about her breast but come on Shayna, this isn't sexy or quirky. It's scary and weird. She also looks the same without make up as she did when she didn't have those eyelashes.
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Very bleak weekend
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lopsidedness aside, the filter combined with twitter’s video compression literally vanished her left nipple. it looks grotesque. why would anyone ever post this?
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Ceo of not buying clothes that fit
Samefag, yes I know but most anons don’t believe it. the scar got brought up again in the last thread and it looks exactly like an inframammary incision.
That combined with the fact that it hasn’t grown despite her 60+ weight gain makes it more believable. Not that it really matters.
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This is the only cow where I see retards insist on linking EVERY thread for the cow, no other cow threads do this. Pure autism.>>1230463
Such a wide load. But, god, the jeans look better than that unwashed, too small white skirt. Still doesn't look good, though. I'm guessing this is all from her Shein haul? How are you not even going to buy a decent pair of jeans at the very least?
Pls anon, she's already the biggest homebody in her flyover state.
Living somewhere with nature is a complete waste of money for someone who doesn't even leave the house to run errands.>>1230542
OP posts it every thread.
Also that's a retarded thing to whine about. Boo hoo, there's a single text post that you have to scroll past.
Contribute & make the OP next time or stfu.
Don't forget a 2 million dollar "mansion" lol.
She's so out of touch with money & her reality. It's delicious.
Not only does she make a pittance for gaping her asshole but she's worse at saving than the average high schooler. This woman has never had more than 4 figures in her bank account in her life. Even that 4 figures was the short-lived result of weeks of begging people who have actual income streams to pay for her moving fund. Now she's back to her usual routine of "receive $20, spend $20 on ubereats, repeat".
She has never owned even the cheapest vehicle, be it a beater car nor a bicycle. Yet she daydreams about Teslas. Will she ever reconcile with the fact that the laughable fantasies she tweets are above her reality? Probably not.
Love that for her though.
Sidenote - this is called maladaptive daydreaming & you see it in a lot of burn-outs. They sit around dreaming about their goals, riding the brief dopamine boost it gives them as they collect dust.
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The most interaction her content has ever gotten,but only cause a 300k+ SW "friend"tweeted her content for her. How much did you pay her Shay?
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second day in a row she mentions "taking herself to brunch". girl, fupa is not reading and does not care.
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Keep drinking and you’re gonna end up dying like her; I wouldn’t be suprised if she one day drinks and ends up choking to death on her own vomit.
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You're most likely correct. She's gained lots of followers overnight and time will tell if these are bought or on the back of the promo.
NTAYRT but I think it has to do with the US printing money for stimulus checks & it causing inflation of the dollar.
Sage for OT
Like other anons have said,
This is a big checklist for someone who makes just enough to afford a 1k apartment and only leaves it to go out with Fupa/get day drunk on occasion. If she hasnt made actual friends here, then I'm not sure how she thinks she will elsewhere and going to a nightclub and shit alone is somewhat sketchy but more so depressing. Theres scenery anywhere, it depends on what you like. Theres PNW with tons of evergreen trees and shit, theres coasts with beaches and the beaches vary depending on the state. Theres desert landscapes in AZ and states like that. I mean. I'd think most every state has nature areas. But she never goes out like that and you're not gonna see much nature in the city regardless.
Anyway. She should probs just move back to Washington tbh, if not near her parents.>>1230748
She absolutely does. Shes got tumblr posts about it and wanting to be part of it. Cringe and pathetic. Especially since shes a nobody with no talent.
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She posted even more of that photo set even though no one asked and this one is genuinely nightmarish kek
the retarded way she does a peace sign every single time triggers
me more than it should…… it’s only two fingers you fat freak
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God damn, is that food all for you fatty???
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I'm guessing even more than 1300 calories. Each cracker is about 20-30 calories. There are at least 200g of cheese, that's already 800 calories worth of cheese. There are 17 slices of salami, that's about 200 calories. Not to mention the nuts. 100g of nuts has about 500-700 calories depending on the nuts. That's about 50g of nuts. The ham has a lot of fat on it.
I'm guessing that's about 200-300 calories worth of ham. There is roughly about 3000 calories in that whole plate.
Lol probably, its just what I heard from a friend>>1230809
Damn she's just gonna get bigger & bigger huh?
DUDE. We were all in awe by her last 800-1000 calorie cheeseboard. >>1228891
This is just… wow. The last one was borderline enough that I could see her thinking it was a normal portion but this one is CLEARLY meant for 2-3 people. And that's before you take into account the fact that it's all super high calorie foods.
25 triscuits x 20 cal each = 500 cal
100g mozz = 350 cal
100g brie = 350 cal
17 chorizo slices x20 cal each = 340 cal
4 slices prosciutto x30 cal = 120 cal
100g trail mix = 460 cal
fruit = negligible
That's 2120 calories.
MORE THAN YOU BURN OFF IN A DAY, SHAYNA.
She gained weight today just from eating this. And you know that's not all she ate today either.
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Gross that’s because you had to pay for them
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Posted on Instagram
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Oh yay, we're getting to the part where her new subscribers linked over from the paid promo get a taste of her constant whining about other sex workers & customers.
I predict she'll lose a good chunk of them once they realize their timelines are going to be flooded by 24/7 posting of "gonna go dab, get a lil tipsy then film 2 cumshows. reimburse $50 for dolly dabs!">>1230972
Giving me Jim Carey in the Mask energy.
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All her pink clothes have shit stains on them and don’t even match
I'm laughing so hard, that's the farthest thing from a bimbo. That's just trying to be a good person, Shayna. Her mental gymnastics are fascinating.
Imagine if other sub-cultures did this like "being a goth isn't just about wearing black, you guys. Being goth is about having a strong commitment to community service".
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Always attracting the hottest sugar daddies uwu
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Bitch can’t even meme correctly
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Those wrinkles.. her eyes look like this mf
BMR for 180 lb is 1470. BMR for 140 lb is 1380. That's only 100 calories more that she burns by being fat.
And we all know that Shayna gets no exercise, intentional or unintentional. Adding 500 calories to her TDEE just for not being a vegetable is way optimistic. You can't even give her 200 calories for an hour of walking. She's not burning over 2000 a day.
The average healthy weight woman eats around 2,000 a day. Shayna is burning more than that. Women usually burn around 600 calories above their additional BMR by just being awake and using their bodies during the day.
Most women only do light forms of aerobic exercise on a regular basis which doesn't use up that many calories.
If she ate 1700-1800 she would lose weight at a steady pace. It's a myth that you have to cut all the way down to 1200 if you want to see results when you are actually overweight or obese. 1200 is for women who want to lose weight rapidly or women who are already at a healthy weight but still want to lose. Maybe I over estimated, but she could definitely maintain her weight at some figure slightly above 2,000.
Sage for blog post but this is coming from someone who has yo yo dieted for years purely by counting calories and used to have an eating disorder.(no1curr)
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Same, probably because the only other person I've seen do it with three fingers is Chris Chan
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theyre doing the charizard pose you uneducated fucks(derailing)
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Nah, she is secretly a serb kek(stop)
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You're all wrong. She's trying to be uwu kawaii sailor moon(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Our favorite fat gal is back to panhandling. To visit family. Will that include her evil mom?
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She looks so old and haggard
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Buy some powder omg you look so greasy and ugly Shaytard
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At least she’s wearing pants to cover up those cottage cheese thighs
She looks like fupa took her to a seafood joint and she realized just after the first bite that she has a horrific shellfish allergy.
How is her face that swollen?
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damn Olive Garden and high school are her only personalities
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At least it probably has more nutritional value than this pile of sugar >>1230053
from her last uwu fancy bimbo brunch, which was only 2 days ago
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Gross she really has no shame
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Big ass nose
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Pete’s are just discolored he doesn’t have baggy/saggy under eye bags Shayna’s eyes looks swollen
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She looks like Uncle Fester
I just thought that maybe she needed that much because she's of course scamming, but she also took fupa out to brunch. Imagine all the times Shayna has begged to be "reimbursed" for her meals, but she was really with Fupa or paying for Fupa.
Shit is sad.
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What happened to taking her birthday trip to Tennessee? Did Fupa not want to take her so she decided to settle and visit her family instead?
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I love how this is the saddest, grossest salad I've ever seen because even chopping a tomato is apparently beyond her capabilities. This bitch sure does love cheese and prosciutto too.
I'm not sure if shes trying to prove shes attempting to eat somewhat better or if shes tryna flex badly.
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Whatever it was getting a free drink isn't anything crazy. I know people post about dumb shit like this, but with Shayna I always feel like she's trying to make normal shit out to be something "Super special" that happened to her.
If this is for Fupa, he should be worried. I could see Fupa 2.0 buying shayna a few drinks, flirting, knowing a few "Dad songs", talking about how much he loves to BBQ and in a week Shayna would be vaguely posting about "meeting someone new" and in a month she'd be fucking him raw & calling him "Daddy"
>>1231731>but with Shayna I always feel like she's trying to make normal shit out to be something "Super special" that happened to her
that's legitimately her M.O. every time she tries to share one of these stories>>1231733
she hasn't been in a serious relationship besides fupa since like high school
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It's amazing how much her diet shows on her face, she's really starting to look like picrel
(Sorry for the shit quality picture)
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Esthifag here, in a roundabout way, sugar definitely causes wrinkles. That on top of guzzling (sugary) wine, never drinking water, and never washing her face is gonna really have her looking like a fat mummy.
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Shay, quit making it obvious that you're buying followers. You just had 21k
>>1231916> 1k likes from promo
she said she can barely get 1k likes on her own posts. she got at least 5k likes from the promo:>>1230718
but your point about 0 self awareness is 100% valid
Would have been more incentive for customers and subs if she hadnt done pictures full spread with tits, assole, and pussy out for free. It's called advertising and teasing so people want more. Not putting it all out so those coomers click her page, see her very first pic is a gaping ass and vag pic and just scroll to find more free content, have their fap then leave without a comment or penny spent kek fuckin idiot
It really is that she just wants that sweet, sweet internet "validation" and likes on a pic means more than getting paying customers. Shes wack.
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shayna this was never cute on you, but it’s even worse now that your tits are in completely different zip codes from one another
Shayna is odd, she doesn't want to wear panties and bras,(I assume it's because she doesn't like the feel/wants to be able to flash)abd she doesn't like to put ANY kind of moisture on her body.
She can't deal with a few hours or seconds of discomfort but she'll stuff toys up her ass/puss dry with animal hair on them, let Fupa's fat ass flop all over her and do all kinds of BDSM weird shit.
I wonder if Fupa told her he had a fetish for her taking care of her skin, lips and genitals would she then want to do it?
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nta but even if someone replies with “read the threads” to someone asking to be “spoon-fed” all you have to do is…
1: not be so sensitive
2: skim the summary of each thread to get the gist; instead of reading through each thread in it’s entirety for the info you’re seeking
For some of us who have kept up with Shayna’s threads, repetitive questions asked are just as annoying as the repetitive answers.
Speaking of annoying I have here a few synonyms to use in place of the word “bleak”.
If her present is gloomy, depressing, joyless and somber, I wonder how dismal, dreary and dark her future will be. So bleak.
Are you happy now, thesaurus anon?
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Kek the person Shayna bought the promo from deleted her post
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This is that girls page prices. Shay paid $50 for a day shoutout and god knows how much on the 2k extra fake followers kek
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Someone tagged Shay in the comments for this
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Your ratchet 2013 tweet isn't going to go viral
Oh I do hope they pick Shayna. I can just imagine the seller checking up on the people they've paid to promote them & realizing that this bitch straight up doesn't know how to dab lmao
Sitting there dancing around like a retard while showing off to the camera how she's giving up her hit to the ghosts in the room lol. I still can't get over how sped she looked in that vid
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coomers will say literally anything
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You forgot this ugly photo of her enlarged nostrils.
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This is so disadvantageous
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She always outs herself like this. This just proves she gets little to no tips. If she got more tips from fellow swers she’d be all over posting those too.
lmao "do more to help" as if she's a charity & they feel bad.
How drab & inauspicious.
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knowing Shayna she’s most likely not joking …..
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We live in a society where scrotes think this ugly hippo is more attractive than Ariana Grande
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Got whiplash from seeing her bloated whale body then this video popped up. Her body was probably the cutest at this weight imo. But wasn’t this also the first ever “stepmom” Vids she did and wasn’t this the time when she lived with fupa in the McMansion? How gross that’d she turn the prospect of her having the potential (back then) to be the stepmom to his kids and she turns it into something her ugly paypigs can fap to. Bleak.
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Is this the dog dick replica? I think I’m going to be sick
Aren’t all her dildos disgusting though?
Shit, lint, and animal hair covered dildos are her good ol workhorses.
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She gets more disgusting every day
She really bought a horse cock huh?
She's going to realise they are far too big. These nasty ass dildos are for people who have stretched themselves beyond belief. Shay thinks she is anal queen but there are so many people who could literally take anal penetration from a horse sized dick cos what they've done to themselves.
I'd be surprised if we ever see her use these things.
what the fuck lmao
a horse cock she won't be able to take, and one that lays eggs?? what??
What even happened to the god forsaken dog dildo? She said she bought it over a week ago. And I swear theres tons of other stuff shes bought that never even get mentioned again. Or she cant figure them out, like the contacts kek.
Dont tell me this bitch doesnt even have Amazon Prime…
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What did Fupa do this time?
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dildofag but they all seem to be from etsy and she's paying 65$ in shipping alone
horse and egg thing are about 8" long and 6" girth
tentacle is almost 10" long and 8"
can't wait for her further wrecking her ass with these or giving up and using them for bad blowjob choking on the tip of them
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Shayna, you are still chasing a straight white male. Not to mention this straight white male is fat and has a chode
Mr Hands saga when?
RIP her asshole
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Forgot to spoiler
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Artistic nonnie please remix this
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the last dildo (rivo by driving desires they do that colorway for everything) smallest size is bigger then the small for the BD she has that she let noodle chew on. the horse one aka mister handsy mattel is 9 inches and 8 useable.. so the only one fitting comfortably would be the egg… way to go shay. fast track that prolapse saga lmao. >>1232440
the most accurate nonlolcow fanart we will ever get. i am loving the arms being half human half dog
you got me there. i guess she never fully ditched the furry after dawn.
(i am not the other dildo fag but i will take the dildo-kun name in stride thank you)
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Literally didn’t think much of these until >>1232349
said > horse cock
Unfortunately now I know what a horse cock looks like. Shayna is like sick beyond help now, her family should disown her. They don’t deserve this.
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And this, my friends, is why Shayna will never be successful. Pixie is ugly, but she knows how to lure in customers. Meanwhile, Shayna is an expert at killing a boner with her constant fupa!1! Pick me!1! And picked she has not been. This is all from today,lmao. Quite the contrast.
Imagine being cucked by your babivampire looking ass ugly wife
Also stop posting this butterface nobody cares abt her
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Doctor: Smoking and drinking less could improve your health and asthma. Physical activity helps release dopamine. I suggest these things.
Shayna: My doctor is a Trump-supporting racist! Why is everyone so mean in the world! It breaks my heart! Brb totes killing myself
I find it odd that someone who hates women so much wants to be with men who may
have baby mothers they have to deal with. Imagine how she'd react if her next scrote actually had a good relationship with his baby mother?
She'd probably want to pop a baby out to compete or start drama. It's always women who want men to center their whole lives around them who go out looking for men with baggage. She thinks all older
dads are like her dad or are thristy ass losers who'd think she's a prize because her age and take care of her.
You'd think being with Fupa who acts like a 19 year old; would've taught her that the Dads she chase after are just loser ass weirdos. Not successful, handsome older men who take care of their kids and possibly her.
The same goes for men wanting women with childern to "mother them" and center their whole lives around them, shit is weird. Shayna's dad was the only man to ever love her unconditionally and it's like she spends her life looking for someone to re-raise her and deal with her shit like a parent would.
She needs to grow the fuck up.
Do they hire overweight girls at hooters? I know places aren't supposed to discriminate, but they do.>>1232842
I wonder what Shayna's endgame is. Trailer park baby momma? Truck stop lot lizard? What is she going to do when her last few simps wander off.
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She just got her hair done a week ago. Why is she going back?
So basically->"I'm going to get my hair professionally done like tons of women do"
I don't get why she says simple upkeep is "spoiling"?It's not like she does her hair in any special way. It's either two braids, parted to the side, two ponytails or up in that crunky updo. Maybe a wig or a hair piece.
Also whats the point? If she gets it styled and trimmed it'd be in two braids/ponytails in a day. To be a "bimbo barbie" she sure acts like taking care of her apperence is a special event /bragging point.
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Kek, get ready everyone
>>1232911>restart my moving sale
So you spent it all and expect the three coomers that follow you to resend you $1000+ for what, a third or fourth time?
Another month, another moving sale but your ass is still in Oklahoma.
So far in the last like months (and a half) we have gone from
Moving home -> staying in tulsa -> moving home -> Tulsa -> New Jersey -> Tulsa -> back to Seattle.
Girl you shouldn’t have left Seattle in the first place! You prob can’t even afford it now you are somehow making 2 pennies less then the 3 pennies you were making while living there. Which is one penny for you, bimbo brain.
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I love how she says "Weekend" just
in case her and Fupa get back together before friday-sunday. There's nothing stopping her from starting it today.
lmao my thoughts exactly. she’s giving fupa some leeway.
inb4 he texts her back and she deletes all this.
If she gives her parents noodle. I don’t see her NOT doing something like giving her back to the shelter and lying about it. It would be quickly found out tho. Esp if she ends up at a shelter that posts animals on their socials. I know many anons would scoop noodle or rib up if they had the chance (hell, I would. Rib is beautiful)
She honestly shouldn’t have either of her animals. If it wasn’t for this thread you wouldn’t know she even has ANY pets.
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hahah my god. She doesn’t even try to be subtle..
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a oldie but goodie this was in 2019. Begging for money to break a plan she would stay on until 2021.
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her "gf" dumped her almost year before she met fupa and i never saw any real evidence posted that she was meeting up with and sleeping with strange men so it wouldn't surprise me if that was just more of her lies to seem edgy and desired.
even if you go back through the very beginning threads it's a bunch of anons extremely skeptical she's had any real relationship since her bf connor in high school.
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It looks… the same as it always does?
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For reference this is her 2 hours before on Snapchat
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God damn she’s so broke
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>That meltdown over taken off the phone plan and no charcuterie apology
>Watch her string along orbiters to throw 3k for her pity party
>Sees her orbiters bailed even less than 1,5k for the 3rd scam
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What is her obsession with the deep combover side part?
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Nice assne, Shaytard
Her nose grows each time she lies it’s gigantic kek
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Lol sure Shay
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samefag as >>1233138
, but how is this different from any other day?>>1233140
she wishes. absinthe in the US is a neutered version of the real thing, it’s just another spirit here
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Wonder why she deleted this
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Sure you did Shay
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Why…. why post this
Her face reminds me of Ed from Ed Edd and Eddy kek>>1233160
Her voice is never sexy, its awful whether she fakes it or not. >>1233195
If you're gonna tweet for Fupa attention, be realistic, because this is ridiculous. Also we've lost count how many "single dolly" ever so brief sagas there have been and it's more annoying every time. This is why you should keep personal shit more private, so you don't document yourself being a fucking clown on the regular so publicly.
Why is there a fucking bowl of ranch tho lmao tf>>1233209>>1233211
I've never seen more than 3 bartenders even at a busy bar. On a tuesday, during covid? Probably just 1, 2 max. She probably went to more of grill type place though. Knowing fatty. But see, bartenders arent allowed to drink on the job, sooooo that's kinda a blatant lie anyway. Maybe she meant she bought it in salute to each bartender? So again, 2 shots max. Probs like $10 total.
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I hope she doesn’t barf in this poor Uber driver’s car. ugh, I hate this bitch
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yeah nta but there's a reason why a lot of bartenders are in AA lol >>1233228
so obviously crying wolf so kyle will call her…could she be any more obvious.
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the first thing I thought when I saw this thumbnail was this, it gives the same vibe tbh.
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so she spent $80+ on fried food and booze and then threw it all up in the bar's bathroom before she even left>>1233243
and it's still daylight. day drunk alone at a bar on a Tuesday. kek now she's gone home to get crossfaded rather than do her job. show him how great you're doing without him
I’m sure 90% of anons posting in thread thread are just as or more attractive than Shayna yet this doesn’t happen to them as often, much less all in one night, as she claims. It’s such an attempt to live up to the “bimbo” idealization, but it’s not realistic coming from her, especially not in Tulsa fucking Oklahoma
. Like what the fuck
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Surprised nobody posted this one.
>>1233515>feeling sorry for Shatna
Nah. I used to pity her sometimes, then she attacked a sex trafficking victim
and defended pornhub. There's a place in hell for people like her.
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A wet dream over THIS
Get help Shayna.
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Please stfu Shay
Yeahhhh it's not like, full on beastiality you're-cancelled level, but it's definitely worth a side eye. I dunno why anyone would want to think about dicks when they look at their cat. He's such a cute one too. I would think it's a trillium on first glance but maybe I'm just a square.
The juxtaposition reminds me of when she posted something about her dog being cute right after a puppy-play tweet like… either she's the least self-aware person of all time (which is possible) or she's even grosser than we imagined & has an animal fetish buried somewhere in her lizard brain.
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Shayna posted a video on Snapchat petting ribmeat while breathing heavily and filmed herself taking dabs (again)
Once again the total independent bad bitch Shayna whining about her codependency issues.
How does fupa, a man in his 30s, not get sick of this high school shit? Breaking up every fucking week, doing the same song and dance, etc? The definition of insanity comes to play. There's gotta be other ugly, fat bitches he can fuck that don't come with this psycho shit. Maybe even a chick with more self respect that he could actually bring around his kids. I could not imagine wasting all this time with a Untreated borderline shit stain that is Shayna Clifford.
You're not even allowed in an Uber without a mask on so wtf is she doing? They literally make you confirm you're wearing a mask before you even get a ride. >>1233591>>1233610
Well there goes her moving sale again. Give it a week and she'll be back going on bar dates with Fupa.
>>1232936>I know many anons would scoop noodle or rib up if they had the chance (hell, I would. Rib is beautiful)
this is such a creepy thing to say>If it wasn’t for this thread you wouldn’t know she even has ANY pets.
they're on her cam shows every time so what are you even talking about
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So that's a no on wanting to take her out on a date then?
samefag but the fact that she's saying she'd leave today if she could when she had the chance to leave two moving sales ago.. oof
If you hadn’t blown your moving fund on your chode loser, you’d have been gone by now.
She won’t move anyways. No one is going to fund her as much as they did before. She would be better off packing a few boxes and driving a uhaul to her dad’s house. It’s not even that much.
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this pixie girl markets herself really well, im pointing this out because i know Shayna constantly screeches about men sending her dickpics
i don't understand shayna at all. i mean she's not the most attractive but men have really low standards, surely she could do better than fupa idk(not a pixie thread)
LITERALLY NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
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I'll believe it when I see the traditional giant teddy bear in the dumpster moving pic.
So what happened to her saying she put the moving money aside? The check from her mom? Her supposedly applying for and looking at places last week?
Oh it couldnt be she has been blowing it on stupid shit, food, addictions, and even Fupa! And documenting it via tweets too! And has the nerve to say shes running another moving sale. Incredible.
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Kek like clockwork Kyle is shading her on FB
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She’s e begging on Snapchat too
Seriously, that's delusional thinking. Shay wishes she could get a tech guy. She's probably only going to get white trash dudes like Womack, fat retail workers like Fupa or some creepy degenerate who works in a call center. I doubt some red pilled nerds would want some fake woke e-beggar who posts free nudes with a $3 only fans. Only tech guy she could get is an abusive
troon who is manipulative and bpd as her.
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Well I guess this is her account.
Lmao 3 guesses and I found it. She really can't think of anything else can she?
She has only played apex, a free game that she had on PlayStation and could play on her PC. Shit is so dumb.
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she’s so desperate to stick it to her coomers to seem like she’s somebody
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god forbid your few customers try to interact with you
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And this is why you don't have a steady "fan base"
She's so capable of paying for her own things yet she needs to start a moving sale because she doesn't have money to move. Everything she wants she has to beg and degrade herself to get it. Or probably ask her parents.
The scrote she lets fuck her, gets the cow for free and the most he'd probably done is pay her phone bill.
Reading this just screams "I shouldn't do sex work"
He was flirting and instead of playing it up for more money or whatever she just blocked him from giving her ANY money
Fuck scrotes, but she's just throwing a fit, "Just give me the money when I ask for it!!!" is basically what it is. She doesn't like when Scrotes don't just hand her chump change no question. Truth is she's not attractive enough to have simps who'd just throw money at her wildly.
She is desperate, nobody who isn't desperate would'nt always come on twitter and bitch about men not giving them money and making comments. They'd just ignore them and move on to the next simp.
Here’s the fact.
Shay isn’t attracted to Fupa. Shay is attracted to the idea of fupa that she moved to OK for. She’s attracted to being a “spoiled stole your dad DDLG” but only in the she can’t be arsed to do anything and wants that along with random people sending her money.
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nah it’s always been gargantuan but she used to only post snapchat beauty filter pics. also her features are so plain without makeup that it becomes the focal point just based on there being nothing else to look at besides her tiny crusty lips and tiny beady eyes.
your nose can grow bigger bc a lot of stuff. usually pregnancy. go look at chrissy teigen’s nose.
shay just doesn’t know how to contour or pose.
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Yeah, sure Shay
Bitch is like if I work I can do XYZ
Yeah u gonna have to do a lot of cam shows for 5 bux a pop to pull that off kek
This is all fupa bait.
Fully capable of paying for her own things but can't "If I could move today, I would"
Wow, such a spoiled, rich bitch that's trapped in Oklahoma. Cry more over Kyle for the 300th time, weak ass.
Because she and all these other dumb whores like to tell themselves being a sex worker is ~*~empowering~*~ and they don’t have to bow down to any man, yet they show in this prime example they wouldn’t know how to run a real business to save their lives.>>1234065
She really is going to pretend she didn’t already raise thousands on a “moving fund”? I just can’t believe she gets away with this shit.
>>1234065>not buying new clothes
I know this is Fupa Bait but she spends more on food and weed, then on clothes. When she does buy clothes it's always cheap shit and we only see her in like 3 or 4 outfits before she starts repeating her favorite items.
Has she even used any of the make up she brought? The skin care shit? She just wastes money but not on clothes.
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What’s the point in having a paid OF when you just turn around and post it all to your public twitter for free? Also same retardted face, same fat girl position every single time kek
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Anyone else would just throw it in the trash but not Shayna.
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Shayna Clifford/ Dolly Mattel #79- The Never-Ending Moving Saga Continues
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Same fag but this is a better thread pic
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What is this picture quality? Is this bitch showering in the dark?
Another 4k? Implying she put aside 4k already. Which she totally didnt, indicated by her frivolous spending since saying jk not moving. She probably thinks she can move on just 4k and dosen't want to admit she scammed.
I mean she shouldnt need to buy more clothes after she spent like 300 bucks on Shein crap and if she doesnt go out, theres no reason to dress up anyway. But not buying clothes is the only thing she might ne capable of on that list. She will just trade going out for ordering in as usual, so it only saves on uber rides. But if Fupa texts her,she'll be waddling right out to the bar to buy him dinner.
She's not gonna do 3 vids or 3 cam nights a week, much less both. And know she blows through weed and buys oil, carts, AND edibles. Maybe she could actually cut back on the weed in general to save money and do a tolerance reset. But of course it's part of her personality and daily cope with her sad life, so no go.
Incredible. I hope she sees that and realizes how much of a clown she is.
Also, like other anons have said. She bitched about her life in Seattle too and didnt like it there. But it's easier for her to forget that and go back to a place shes lived before. But Seattle is literally the complete opposite side of the US from her "family and friends" too. She's unbelievably stupid.
I would assume that she would wear a shitty pink hoodie to fit her bimbo larp instead of her ratty “boyfriend” one in the pic. She’s been baiting like she a fucking fisherman trying to catch the fupa guppy dick.
But she also a lazy pig so this may be her just completely giving up after the Fupa withdrawal.
Both seem reasonable shatna responses.
This right here.
She acts like she doesn't need whatever $5 she just begged for because she has a bit saved up. But any money she has saved is also from begging scrotes. The pittance she 'earns' without begging is from video sales & is not enough to cover her monthly rent let alone the other $5k she blows a month on intoxicants to cope with her shitty life & more plastic crap.
You need your coomers, Shay. Without their 'power trip' decision to send you their money, you have none.
If she didn't need money she would just exist & get paid for being hot without begging like successful sugar babies do.
Also love this dichotmy:>>1233959>ugh, I don't need ur money, you power-tripping scrote. Block.>>1234065>uwu scrotes pls send money. u'd give me $4k if u reawwy loved me
She really sees her monthly income as linear too. In her goldfish brain she just takes what she makes in a stream & multiplies it by 3 when in reality her audience is not going to tune in for 3 streams a week. She fell into this trap the last time she took a break from camming. People actually tune in when she's been away for a while, so she sees that & gets all excited thinking she's going to have a large audience coming back every 2 days for the same thing.
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facetune working overtime
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if they come in less than 5 minutes than how is she gonna charge an hour for $300?? Kek
it’s not just you. i feel the same way. it’s a very normalized behavior tho. bad girls club just got to hulu and i’m horrified but amazed at how much those girls on that show drink.
i think shay drinks a lot to act like a bimbo. she never drinks beer or any like good alcohol except over the top girly drinks because it’s bimbo of her to do so. she drinks pink wine and other shit like that bc she thinks it makes her look cute. she’s just dumb.
she has no real friends, so who’s going to say anything? the scrotes getting off on her degrading herself?
you’re making a lot of sweeping generalizations about addicts that aren’t really true to reality. look at any of the cows in /snow/ and /pt/ that drink or do drugs. most of them are pretty open about it if not even braggy.>>1234303> she never drinks beer or any like good alcohol
she just mentioned drinking IPAs a couple days ago and has many times before
Kek, cows aren't normal people. They're not a good metric to compare.>>1234245
I TRULY want to know who taught her this dumb ass facial expression. It's not even a nice, sultry smirk, it's a, "I had a stroke and my face is paralysed" smirk.
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this comment took me out so
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This means she's not gonna move
Why wouldn't she just move sooner then? She's on month-to-month rent isn't she? What's in Tulsa that's worth staying until August for?
(no need to answer fellow nonnies, we all know it's getting choded by the fupe)
it's not. she's ridiculous. it's pretty standard when you're renting here to be required to give your landlord 30-60 days notice before you move out and other apartment complexes/landlords are aware that most people will be looking to secure a new place within that timeframe.
it's just another lie.
It's standard to give at least a month's notice before leaving someplace, but once you start looking at apartments/expressing interest, a lot of them will be pretty aggressive about wanting to know the "soonest" you can move in or trying to get you to sign on a unit the moment it's available. It's because they don't want to leave a unit open for any reason. Anyway, if you're firm about your moving date a lot of them will drop the facade, and the places that don't probably have insufferable management anyway. It's necessary to start looking early for your own sake.
source: just moved apts in US major metropolitan area
She's so impatient, she'll spend years of her life fucking with a scrote, doing shitty porn but whenever she tries to do anything positive and it can't happen right away, she basically gives up.
Just like working out, it's always a weird excuse why she can't do something, when the truth is always; Laziness or Fupa.
If that's the case, which is probably is… that's so pathetic and sad in a retarded way. It's weird to me that some people like her are really so co dependent and stupid that they think there's no one else out there they could just move on to. Or god forbid, be alone and work on themselves.
I promise you Shay, in any area you live, there will be an older dude, a deadbeat dad even that will "treat" you just as that if not better that will be a cringey degen willing to put up with your stupid ass. The world is full of scrotes. If shes lucky, they will even be willing to pay for their dates and shit lol. A girl can get a dude, if she puts herself out there even a little bit. It's not that hard. If the dude doesnt check your boxes, drop him and move on.
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Here we go
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Her followers keeping it classy as always
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kek she has 3k saved, this pic is from back in March
she couldn’t move because she couldnt make the money to do it + fupa
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Interacting with a children’s show like the pedophile she is
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the only person that replied was even a minor
would I be reaching to say she's exposing childern to her kink shit? You know why she likes this villian and used this screenshot.
Because her 'puppy play" shit. She shouldn't be interacting with childern show tweets on her SEX work account
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A minor liked it too
yeah and if she does move she'll probably throw half of it out just like she's done every other time she's moved>>1234600
I hope she moves for the milk and since she's so shit at finding places to live ends up with a craiglist roommate. It would be interesting
Sage for minor blogost, but this is INSANE amount what the fuck. I moved from Denver to Nea York woth a Uhaul and it cost me like 2k. Oh wait, she doesnt have a license. I swear she gets more stupid every day.>>1234677
Also, she's an absolute sicko for interacting with a Childrens show acount, from her sex work account. But, we've all established that. She just never seems to baffle me more and more every day. I'm embarrassed that I know of her existence.
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from colleen’s instagram story…this should be interesting. Also kek at her refusing to call shay “dolly”
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Give it till the end of the weekend and they'll be back together
Soooo her original goal was $7k, as seen here >>1168169
She bragged about not only reaching that number, but having the 2nd best month she's ever had financially in March. >>1196166
This is in part thanks to her mom giving her a couple thousand dollars towards moving.
Now, 2 months later, despite her insisting that she was saving her previous $7k fund this whole time, she suddenly needs to top up that up by four thousand dollars…
Oh, and this is also on top of yesterday whining about how coomers want her to actually talk to them to get their money, and she seethed about how she didn't actually NEED it.
Don't you now, Shayna?
Seems like you need it.
Everything she does is such a waste of money.
Why does she need pet transport? She's planning to drive, since she's begging for gas money. So why the hell wouldn't she just take her pets with her in the uhaul or car? What a ridiculous cost for 2/3 of her moving fund.
If she had any sense she would realize that she owns nothing of value besides her animals and just take 3 bags on a plane. Altogether probably less than a thousand dollars, even with the animals. And far less fucking around, wasting time & money.
No, you're all completely right. They'll click on her profile (because teens will naturally click on profiles labelled Barbie) & be greeted by a big pink A N A L banner and her gaping arsehole.
Shayna is fucking creepy and gross.
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Yeah I know me at 13/14 would click on her profile because of her screen name being “theirlbarbie” I’d think it was a pretty fashionable blonde girl who likes pink and Barbie. But no it’s just a fat bitch in Oklahoma gaping her asshole for less than a Starbucks drink…. Shayna is legit a pedo for that. On top of exploiting her underaged audience to her degenerate sex work on Tumblr. But I guess I can give Shayna a pass on that since nobody uses tumblr anymore and most of her followers were bots/ inactive accounts kek >>1234816
Topkek if you do pls show pics >>1234770
I wonder if her friend has met Fupa ??
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So ugly lmao
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I think her new hair color with the filter she uses makes her hair look grey and cheaply dyed and ages her a ton.
Also points for getting all the mileage she can out of her 4 dollar shein dress.
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Idk if anyone found it before
Forgot to sage
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old fart is still her simp
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I wonder how much fatter Shayna is going to get by the end of 2021
I think she will actually lose weight if she moves away from Fupa. I don’t think she will ever be as skinny but she could likely lose 20lbs.
That being said, I don’t believe she will leave Tulsa.
rat faced and scrawny on the left, groundhog faced and beefy on the right
she hit a good weight for about two months and blew right through it onto the deathfat highway
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Fupapa and shatna (forgot to sage ffs)
IMO she wasn’t doing too bad in term of weight when she was publicly with Fupa, it’s when his wife found out and she got kicked out of the “Haus of Mattel” that she started piling on depression pounds.
I remember fupa forcing Shay to accompany him at the gym. I doubt she’s going to get any better just because she’s away from his chode. Her metabolism is slowing down and she’s too used to drinking alone for no reason and never cooking anything. She was probably super skinny at the beginning of her sex worker phase because she didn’t have a whole lot of money to spend on food delivery.
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How many times is she going to make a tweet like this?
Not all of her double chins drooping to the side when she tilts her head, fucking KEK
That tweet from the last thread was right, she truly is fatspo.
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Lol fuck I didn’t see that brunch text and just thought it was a shit selfie.
My tinfoil is she going out to brunch with Fupa. Kek
Why is she so obsessed with brunches? Is it because she never wakes up early enough to consider her first pig slop serving as breakfast?
Also, you can tell that fucking brunch is a highlight of her day. She always gets done up and announces it like she's off to some big outing when for most people it's just a quick meal. Pathetic.
Oh my god did she seriously go out in public wearing that outfit ??>>1235202
I think she thinks brunch is high class or something. And brunch usually involves mimosas so it’s an excuse to drink in the AM. If you wanna get real fancy, there’s wineries that offer brunch with wine pairings.
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On today's episode of what didn't happen
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Marceline probably thought Shayna was special needs and was trying to be nice kek
I love how she got eyelashes and now she doesn't even do anything. Not her eyebrows, no eyeliner nothing.
Just bare faced no matter what she has on.
Brunch in a warehouse. So industrial-chic uwu
God she looks like an actual sped. I wish another farmer would run into her in the wild again and snap a photo. I mean, don’t stalk her. Let it be natural like last time kek
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Don't you fucking dare
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Shay would only adopt a pitbull to look like a SJW. As an owner of a pitbull, leave them alone
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Shut up Shay
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I can't stand the tiny eyebrows. Makes me think of this guy, but at least he wears lipstick and blush.
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I don't want to imagine her pig sweating and discharging in the summer without undergarments on.
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Even her orbiter called her out kek
Finally some sense. Where I live, there’s breed restrictions in a lot apartment complexes. Not exactly sure the list of breeds but I know pits (and any variations of) and German Shepard are usually a big no.
Getting a pit would probably be the stupidest thing she’s ever done.
Predicting (and hoping it's wrong) that her next tweet will be "oops can't move because I adopted a new baby from the shelter, say hi to brownie!"
Of course she goes for the dog named after food though. Ribmeat, Noodle, and I think Fupa's cat had a food name too.
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Stg if she got the damn dog…
I'd hope the shelter would do an app and could figure out she lives in an apartment with 2 cats and a dog already. She will NEVER be able to move anywhere and will probably get kicked out of her current place, if she got it.
I don’t think it’s that dog. She can’t literally be that fucking stupid right? Right?!
Maybe it’s a mail day and something stupid she ordered arrived. Didn’t she order some dumb ass bench or something ?
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Back to tweeting about her "evil" mother
Where’s the screenshot and context Shay? Why does she hate her mother so much? And if her mother is so fucking terrible why does she unblock her? Probably just for the drama and something to bitch about.
Plenty of people are able to maintain cordial relationships with their out of touch “racist” parents, but not Shay who has to make a spectacle of it every time. Other anon is right, she probably unblocked her mom to beg for money to “move” again, and her mom was probably thinking Shay meant back home not Seattle!
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She got her nose re pierced
Why would she get that now with the pandemic, not only are most people not even gonna see it but I can't imagine that crusty mask she's probably never washed rubbing against it won't do much good.
Infected honker when?
She looks like a troll and yeah, it's a pretty pointless piercing to have to take care of with masks required everywhere.
She really is just baiting Fupa or thinking if she has what she did 30lbs ago, her life will magically be better.
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this is the first image that popped into my head after seeing this. jesus, she seriously needs to stop smirking.
This was going to be one of my guesses. Glad she didn’t adopt that dog.
I wonder if people were in her DMs telling her what a shit idea that would be and that’s why she deleted those tweets.
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no it’s not big ass nosed bitch
Shayna doesn't have what it takes to look after such a high energy breed. She will never walk it and she won't be able to stop it from being aggressive. I honest to God hope she doesn't get a pitbull.
I saw a young ditzy looking woman being dragged down the street by one the other day and I'm thinking of that when I think of Shayna getting one of these dogs.
If her mother is such a horrible person that she hates so much why does she give her fucking updates of her life?
I do believe the tinfoil that she was begging for money.
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Exactly what this fat bitch needs
Topkek at her trying to flex her cheap MK wallet
Such a bimbo… yeah right fucking fat bitch
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schnozzna clifford is feeling hot
She probably brought the wallet herself (probably on a site that offers afterpay) but I can believe a sugar daddy buying her some snacks.
Even Fupa trying to get back good with her. A cheap box of snacks in pink coverings. He did introduce her to the concept of putting snacks in a drawer.
EW GOD. You know her fatass never wears skirts that cover her ass when she sits, so she's out here wiping her cheesy snail trail all over bar stools & uber seats. Nasty gutter skank.>>1235366
Shayna, stop tweeting your arguments with your mom to your coomers. They're trying to jerk off & you're chasing them away with your spoiled, oversharing diary posts.>>1235373
Exactly. Now she's pissed mommy didn't give her more money at the mere mention of moving & she's trying to 'punish' her by bitching her out publicly again. Despite the fact that her mom would never be so disrespectful as she is in return. To post private messages for sympathy is shit that would immediately end any friendship. But Shayna's comfortable treating her mom like shit knowing she's the one person in her life that will put up with that.
Shay's mom should honestly just block her.
Take the L & move on. Your normal daughter with life goals & meaningful ambitions is long gone & past the point of ever coming back. She's a woman now, despite squeezing her gunt into clothes patterned with children's cartoons. All you get from maintaining a relationship with her is her begging for your money biweekly to spend on binge drinking & dog dildos. Oh, and the constant insults & disrespect. Can't forget that pot-sweetener.
Block her, Mama Clifford.
Then unblock her to wish her a happy birthday & block again.
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Shay, we all know damn well you don't drink water and that you don't go 8 hours without eating anything
Hot take but remember that it’s common knowledge that excess calories leads to weight gain. Surely Shayna knows this, she reads our fan letters begging her to change her diet, change her hair, blah blah. If she continues her patterns of consumption (food, weed, alcohol, shopping, fupa, etc.), there’s value to those things. Comfort, pleasure, a dose of dopamine. If her patterns don’t concern her, no need to a log over what another person won’t change about themselves. Sometimes she tweets like some of her patterns do concern her yet we continually document her inability to stop. Then we sit back and watch her do mental gymnastics to justify herself.
I think there’s a word for this behaviour…