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Current Events:>brags about waterboarding with Fupa but provides no proof>Shayna's only platform for advertising her disgusting porn fell victim to Tumblr Purge 2018, we're anticipating her downfall (if she can even go any lower)>Continues to illegally solicit on every new page she tried to make while initially deleted >Still as scammy as always, numerous videos have been advertised and never released, she wants to spend the money people donated for a new camera on a nintendo switch.>Kyle saw his kids on roadtrip, no one really knows where Shayna stayed.>Still thinks she is hot enough to sit on camera, do nothing and still get tips.>Holiday/Clown getup is freshly fucked from the start.>To get money quick she's pack to selling her videos in a package at 62 cents a piece.>Continues to deteriorate but has started doing a lot more blurring to hide her "princess parts" catastrophe>is the end near?
Follow the rules:
- no doxxing
- no vendetta
- do not include or harass Shay's family
- PLEASE remember to sage posts that don't contribute to the milk. This trainwreck belongs in /pt/
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Is she sweating coffee?
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Sweetie your pussy is actually wack
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shitty ass fan art kek
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She needs to calm the fuck down
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It probably has something to do with her looking like this
You know I never thought she looked 40. I know she looked haggard but I didn’t see a look that aged her that much….but this? This is someone who is at least 35. She looks so fucking bad.
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The thread that led to her meltdown tweet
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Hasn't she made these jokes tho
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Is she not doing chaturbate anymore?
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lol somebodys catfishing using her pics and shes mad
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Looks like there's drama going down on Twitter. Just in time for Christmas at Haus Mattel.
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she's such a fucking drama queen lol, any little thing online that happens she blows out of proportion and tries to twist it into someone being ~disgusting and terrifying~
how come she thinks this is sooo disgusting but not her situation with fupa and everything else in her life?
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>>751655>spreading christmas cheer
does she think people are cheerful when they see her topographical ass. i dunno about that one ma'am
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Look how bad this is
I wonder if she's at all aware that fake candy canes exist. Still not ideal for shoving up one's ass, but less likely to crumble/shatter in her rectum and cause real damage.
God she's stupid.
Bit shit she makes a video of "oooh how many can I fit?" And it's 3.
So fupa's dick has the girth of 3 tiny candy canes? Nice to know
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What gets me is there’s candy cane DILDOS that she could have gotten if she’d ordered it in advance
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She didn't even answer the question
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>>751699>"her cute and tiny asshole"
It's an asshole but it's anything but cute and tiny
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Not to blogpost about my asshole but I've used a plug that is definitely bigger than 3 candy canes and not looked anywhere near as loose and gaping as her so how tf is she gonna pretend 3 is her limit?? Bitch could shove the whole damn tree in there.
Also this is just one of many questionable things about using real candy canes but isn't the peppermint gonna sting? If it were anyone else I'd assume that's the reason it's so red and inflamed but this is definitely it's natural state.
God it's just such a terrible asshole I feel like she could lose rib in there and not notice
>>751788>one by one
and uh then just one more>>751793
just say you're gonna do nothing else
Her nails are one of the few things that look fine in >>751699
, but okay.
Anons who go to salons: is it normal that she seems to go so often? I swear every other post she's talking about going to get her nails done. She's always whining about how she needs $$$ for this or that; imagine how much she'd save is she'd just not go to the salon for a few months
sage for dumb
Makes no difference if she took the wrappers off or not.
No wrapper = peppermint
Wrapper= Abrasive plastic ridge that’s created when the wrapper is heat sealed
this made me choke laughing, but so true.>>751762
b/c choosing which cheap lingerie to wear is so hard, ffs.
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It is milk when Kyle has a history of being a piece of shit and its definently milk when he juxtaposes as some woke sado "daddy"(ew) yet his answer to a womans apparent 7 years of never getting any type of pleasure out of her partner is ~get a vibrator~ and nothing about maybe having a partner that doesnt use you as a flesh light. Its bad enough alot of women just let their bf's pump and dump w no care abt their own pleasure, but to have some hyper sexualised goblinman tell an anon (feels like a troll but none the lessss) to just get a sex toy which is the worst way to deal w what is already a sketchy dynamic to have w a longtime partner instead of either talking to the retard or dumping him.
Either way my whole sperg boils down to imagining shayna w a beat ass and black eye as she has to reach for her wand because none of the things fupa does brings her joy and she has to keep posting abt how many cummies shes had to over compensate bc anything is better than being independent and intelligent
This is the answer of a man who is a shitty partner and can't make a woman cum. It may be a good enough solution for shayna but women that love themselves don't want to settle for that shit >>751879
Keep lurking newfag
tbf, for once this is him acting like a dominant should in their DDLG dynamic, he's providing structure and safeguards so it's harder for her to bunk out.
again with the cringe though, having to make it public
Thank God for all the ddlg anons! Without them I would never know whether fupa was domming correctly
cosmetology anon here.
going every few weeks (2.5/3) is normal…if you’re just getting a fill of the set you have. most people will get a completely new set after 5-6 weeks. this bitch gets a whole new set in half that time or less, and i can guarantee they’re just drilling them off, not soaking them off like you’re supposed to. her nails are probably as thin as paper and damaged beyond belief with how much she gets them completely redone.
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Anon called it. She did nothing productive after getting her nails done.
She's going home for Christmas. There's no way she's gonna bang out all the rest of her Christmas vids before she leaves town on Sunday.
tbh im pretty glad that she isnt doing all four because i dont think i could handle the sexualization of a 2 year old character and her "christmas cum kitten" outfit that didnt match whatsoever.
i dont understand how she isnt embarrassed by herself.
anon called it, she spent Thanksgiving alone crying about how alone she was and how much she missed MA while fupa visited his actual children at their home. now she's going home for Christmas and he's probably going to see his children again.
they live together but don't spend the holidays together as a couple or let the other meet their families. they're glorified roommates where she pays rent with sex. weird af
Love it when Fupapa gives us insight into Shay's habits.
>can't cook bacon without burning it>day drinks>forgets to feed her cat>>751742
That's a no, she didn't plan on looking like a clown. At least if she did a video where she pulled a massive dildo out of her ass she'd actually make a pile of money for the novelty and shock factor of it.>>751793>>752100>super special XXXmas camshow!>nevermind I changed my mind, bye
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Why the fucking heart filter on this
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She'll just end up wearing some old outfit she already has
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Can't she just work on hydrating herself and exfoliating and moisturizing her lips before considering lip injections?
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He looks like a 11 year old girl could beat him up if we're being honest.
…did she not mark out the address on those packages?>>752143>taking nudes in Victoria Secret
For the love of god don't let her try on any panties.
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Because she's selfish and only cares about herself. I bet she won't buy anything for sex workers like she said
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Yes, because that totally happened
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Shayna a hoarder? Why is that not surprising. Cardboard boxes attract roaches and other bugs. Gross.
Also can someone please cap her tumblr post where she answers an ask about why she sell her videos at a low price. She talks about selling them for $9 a piece to appeal to a wider audience and make it affordable to everyone. I think it's hilarious because she actually sells them in a bundle for $0.86 a video but maybe that's just me.
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I really hope on of them posts what she got him
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THIS is shaynas lame ass Christmas gift to fupa. A candle. So thoughtful and original. I'm sure he will burn while he's all alone on Christmas Day.
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Hmmm yeah ok
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I cringe so hard everytime he calls her kido
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She couldn't wrap all the gifts? Not even that one simple tasks, Shay?
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Looking like a cracked out grandma and that's even with a snapchat filter
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Damn it, I went into her cam room just as she was logging off. She made a total of $5.50 tonight and didn’t unwrap most of her gifts.
I saw she got another giant pink teddy bear and a pink dinosaur (or something like that) onesie.
She didn't do anything to make even that from the few times I checked in. In the beginning she was fixing her hair, on her phone, opening a few gifts. Nothing worth paying her to do.
I'm beginning to think she didn't open the rest of the gifts because they were just empty boxes.
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Hopefully not like the ones she shoved up her ass
If my partner gave me cheap ass yankee candle with an unflattering selfie sticker on it I woukd cry lol… >>752370
Any caps or other anons can confirm???
Eau de Fupa
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Her asshole is totally prolapsed, why hasn’t this bitch gone to a doctor yet?
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buying a switch instead of a new camera, huh? or hoping for a camera for Christmas?
girl, you buy the camera for WORK and hope for the switch
for Christmas. always cover your income first. Christmas is for gifts, not help with improving your content.
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Selling her videos for a few cents, once again. Might as well just make them free at this point. I think beggars on the street make more.
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she really is terrible at planning. If you know you’re leaving for your parents today, why haven’t you packed already? And if you haven’t packed, why not do it now instead of rushing around so you can play Mario kart? How does she get through life being this retarded?
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Sorry this is old news but I just figured out who she reminded me of with that makeup and hair…
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Her parents will be so proud
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Please tell me that's not everything she packed
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AKA the annoying girl
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Even though she can't even suck dick
She wore a see-through shirt and no bra to Thanksgiving. Of course she wears her fetish/bbygurl shit to Christmas.>>753212
I think you're missing the point of their relationship. Fupa's putting up with her for sex/status (Daddy Mattel) and Shay is with him because financial stability, no need to be an adult, and because she's 150% needy. She'd happily suck dick for a pat on the head and a "Good job, princess" because she's just that desperate for approval and attention. She's admitted before that she couldn't do a poly relationship because she has to have her partner's undivided attention 24/7.
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Maybe the house smells good because she isn't in it
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Yeah, I’m sure you’re smoking a blunt at the airport in Oklahoma. Right. Sure.
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Yeah, we feel really bad for you
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No one cares though
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She will probably never use half of what she got
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Not everything needs the damn heart filter
Awfully hostile for someone who is so sweet to his impressionable, dumbass girlfriend.
Is anyone a friend/follower of Kyle Perkins' FB/Twitter/normal social media? I know it was all found before (and iirc he either deleted it or made it all private?) but it's always been incredible to see his real life facade in comparison to this. Talking about Shayna's vag and dry hair is boring. Kyle's the real cow.
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just…don't answer them>>753190
its so lame how their whole relationship is Tumblr like everything about her 1 hour flight adventure has been documented oh we can't forget that she sent him some texts! post them or it didn't really happen!
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And it begins
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More like the ONLY Christmas present he got you
But I thought you were the biggest, baddest, edgiest dom? >>753302
Non-confrontational? So she'll talk shit online but not to someone's face? >>753374
For real. Looks like the only gifts she got were from her followers. Wonder if she got her Build a Bear and pretended it was from Fupa.
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She claims he bought her this crap. Get a couch.
they do have a couch, peep it in >>752142
A shitty thrift store couch, but still a couch.
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I find it funny that she retweeted this. Boohoo, the poor white women who think they're the shit on social media being told they're ugly.
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Except for you Shay. Nothing luxury about that rancid vagina
Wait. She's in Boston right now with her family. How is she driving around with Fupa for Mario Kart and about to go home and play games with him?>>753468
Why even bother going home for Christmas if all she's going to do is whine about being gone?
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So are you an orphan or not Fupa lol This sounds like he’s trying to edge up his background info
"my"? thought it was their
Think that was his step-dad, but his mom, his “dead” sister who “overdosed and died on Xanax,” and now apparently his dad are all very much alive, so… he’s not an orphan like he claimed before.
My favorite was when he claimed to be Anthony Perkins’s great nephew though. I love that his own dumb, pointless lie is what outed Kyle Nathan Perkins of Tulsa, Broken Arrow, and Pawnee, Oklahoma.
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Keep thinking that shay
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Keep thinking that shay
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Why would Fupa reblog this
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Coming from the girl who made Trump porn
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He's just mad that someone called him out
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Why come see your family if you're not even going to spend time with them
>>753239>PSA: My house smells amazing.>MY HOUSE..
Dontcha mean our
house there fupa??
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Trying to look like a good bf
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She's always drunk, so there's no difference that it' Christmas eve
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probably your ex Connor
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lmfao i forgot about her vegan ex bf connor! i’ve always wondered if she missed him. they were together for like 4 years i think. the other day i lurked hard at all her old posts from 2016 (selfies) and it’s amazing how much younger, healthier, and prettier she looked. and HAPPIER.
im not the biggest fan of shay, but there is a part of me hoping that she decides to stay in MA and give up camming and end it with fupa. i feel like she’d be so much happier but maybe she doesn’t even realize it. but i think she doesn’t want to admit “you were right, i was wrong,” to her family because she basically picked being a ~pornstar~ over her own family.
pic: her 2 years ago
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Blah blah blah
My bet is: she has to go or either won't get any more pocket money from her (real) dad. Much forced. >>753752
Funny how Shayna also types "my house", when he can literally kick her any time
This "my house" shit is some really funny nitpicking. People call the place they live their house regardless of whether a) it's a house b) they own it or pay for it
Do y'all get mad if a toddler calls their parents apartment "my house" or if a married person doesn't use "our" for everything they share with their spouse?
I say 'my house' and I live in a flat, it's just a saying. Anons need to chill.
Has anyone else noticed the influx of mean and nasty anon questions to them both? I don't doubt people hate them but it seems like people are cowtipping.
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i can almost hear his voice getting louder and shriller and his face getting redder when i'm reading this.
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It looks like fish nets. Really. She can spend all this money on herself and this is what she gifts someone
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Well the anon is not wrong
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This is so tacky. Did she get this for him? Or what?
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>>753745>says she missed Thanksgiving with family>decided to go for Christmas>I'M FORCED, I WANNA GO HOME I MISS DADDY!!
Bitch then stay home. No one would miss you.>>753970
She couldn't get any volunteers for Haus Mattel Productions so she's bribing now?>>753990>>753991
Can't even go two days without alcohol or weed? She's a fullblown addict and doesn't even realize it.
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Oh yeah, being with her family is so important. That's why she didn't see them for Thanksgiving
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She sounds so dumb
because the goth stuff happened a reeaaallllyyy long time ago and i recall people on tumblr actually made fun of her for being a wannabe goth, that's why i felt it seemed like it was tumblr haters>>754042
i'm the original anon who said i thought it was a tumblr person and i definitely don't think it's impossible, just didn't get cowtipping vibes from it i guess lol
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She sounds so appreciative
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He’s spending Christmas with his kids.
Not mentioning his kids on there is probably one of the only smart things he's done. The anons who keep making him out to be some child abuser molester murderer who shouldn't be around his kids need to take a step back from their fantasy land. You actin like you haven't taken your meds; he's obviously no prize but based on what we've seen this is just weirdly specific speculation.
I'm actually a little convinced it's just one weirdly obsessed anon projecting their personal issues all over the milk because they always have to repeat fupas full name like they think they are some vigilante calling Jesus down to judge perceived sins seoing lolcow one post at a time. Is that some retarded kiwifarms behavior or some shit or where did that garbage come from? I've seen it in other threads too. Annoying
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this is just lazy
He's into ageplay, literal little girl's panties/"speech", diaperplay and making his girlfriend act as young as possible (not as in teen young, as in daddy needs to give me my milk because I'm a fucking 5 year old).
It's not weird to point out how fucking abhorrent this is when you literally also have a daughter under the age of 10 you fucking retard.
Would you want to be around YOUR dad knowing that he jerks off to women acting like they're preteens and wearing actual children's underwear? Would you feel safe letting this kind of father watch YOUR young daughter alone?
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I feel like it's a problem that his 21 year old live-in girlfriend acts like his child and he treats her as such when he has actual children he should reserve that type of "dynamic" for. There are too many blurred lines and Shayna seems psychotic enough to be jealous of attention he pays to his own children. It almost seems like it was too unbearable to Shayna for either of them to admit he had plans to spend time with his children on Christmas, not work obligations, instead of going to Mass with Shayna.>>754203
I honestly can't believe her laziness and fakery sometimes.
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dollar video sale flex
i swear this bitch is the only person who would ever brag about people thinking she's 14. i get that it could be flattering for older women to be mistaken for 18-21 but has she ever seen a single 14 year old in her life? literally everyone looks awkward as shit at that stage.
plus this is maybe the biggest lie she has ever told. people irl tell her she looks younger but not a single soul on the internet ever said so? lmao
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was this video of her laughing like a maniac posted yet? lmao. her attempts at being cute sometimes just come off scary.https://www.dropbox.com/s/o6i9qboox16a9yn/20181226_122707.mp4?dl=0
Fair enough. I just don't understand how he manages to keep both halves of his life separate like that.
His ex-wife said that the kids go to visit him but that she didn't know Shay was there? (I may be remembering this wrong)
When he gets visitation does he just go out with them or does he lock Shay up in her closet until they're gone? Because she's never mentioned meeting his kids and she's 150% the type to be jealous that they're getting all the attention from him and he could get in major trouble if she's flouncing around the house with no panties and smoking weed/day drinking in front of them.
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Couple screenshots coming
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She's acting like she never goes crazy and freaks out when another woman interacts with Fupa
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Another screenshot from the conversation
Shay is crazy. If some girl messaged Fupa about wanting to smoke with him while Shay isn't there, she'd be freaking out too
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She's so pathetic for posting the screenshots
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But her family is so abusive
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Why would she want her mother to meet Fupa is she's so abusive
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People are so fucking delusional
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Hur hur hur you're so cool
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>>754288>full time sex worker
I laugh every time she says this. Bitch you aint even work part time.>>754411
This is because we called her out on not knowing the difference between being drowned and waterboarding.
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lol implying the only thing standing in the way of her modeling is her height
Whomst the hell would even fuck her
kek feeling triggered
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Just because you re tweet something about POC doesn't make up for your past racism
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I doubt her dad had a real conversation with fupa over the phone. I can only picture the awkwardness of her shoving her phone at him and making him say hi and happy holidays. lmao
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She's gonna quickly realize she has no friends
Tinfoil but might be about the >>754383
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Everything about this picture is hilarious. Fupa doesnt look like he he likes ribmeat, ribmeat doesnt look like she likes him, fupas gay hand, and fupa sitting on the piss blanket.
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“The Internet is the reason I can’t make friends or have any sort of lasting healthy relationships. I could leave at any time and work on my mental health and forming healthy relationships, but I choose not to. You should feel very very sad for me because I am lonely and everyone else needs to fix that.”
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Who is she talking about?
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She's just now realizing she slacked off all year. She could be starting off the new year with a new camera to create content but it's not been a priority to her. She will continue slacking off in 2019 I guarantee.
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She will never post one video a day
There she goes flexing her followers again like they aren't all bots. Maybe the holier than thou attitude is the reason the only people who want to be her friends are out for clout >>754700
I appreciate its so as not to involve the other Kyle perkins, but literally no one includes middle names when searching someone so it's useless that it only comes up when the middle name is included
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Why do people go to Shay for anal advice. We all know she doesn't use lube and therefore ruining her ass
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We'll see how long it takes for her to bad mouth her mom again
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Another pet that won't be taken care of
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Then why talk about a dream dog
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What could this be about? Maybe her mom "staying in her own lane"?
"Skyrocketed to fame" I'm wheezing. Is this person living in a parallel universe or something?>>754645
This bitch is so delusional. Being "relevant on Tumblr" (which… she isn't) means absolutely fuck all. You get nothing out of it. You're a low budged whore, Shayna. No one wants to be associated with your tainted name.
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Too bad she doesn't spend money on what's really important
And didn't she admit to camming under age?
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Whenever someone asks me a respectful sex question, I answer it. It helps interaction with your customers. Just like on cam she never answers sex questions
Wow. That response for that first ask is seriously so rude. That person wasn't creepy or disrespectful at all and he was a complete dick to them.
Way to chase of anyone who wants anything to do with your estrogen filled fupa and Shay's crusty vagina Kyle. You're both complete LOSERS
lol you mean be prepared to beg daily for handouts and cheap amazon garbage?
What money of hers does she spend on her “business?” She begs for money for her hair, nails, begged for a fucking Christmas tree. Her fans are all fat chicks or young impressionable girls who think they want that “porn star” life and are horribly misguided. It’s weird.
Has she ever not been in a bad place mentally? We all knew it's been worse though, lolcow anons have been pointing out for how long now that she looks dead in the eyes? I think Kyle should make her go into therapy/rehab instead of enabling her self sabotaging lifestyle if he truly cares about her.
PS Shayna there's a reason Christmas stuff goes on clearance the day after. It's because no one wants Christmas stuff after Christmas is over. It's just going to make you more depressed
she sure sounds real abuisve, having you over for christmas, buying you presents, inviting you out to disney on ice… oh wait, she isn't abusive lmao
it's sad that there are kids out there who are abused by their parents, but when shay's mom doesn't agree with her pooping out eggs and pissing in a toddler potty, she's soooooo mean and abusive
A video a day? There's absolutely no way and even if she did she'd just have a massive "1000 videos for $50!" sale.>>754882>poly will never happen!
Except you and her both were just begging for volunteers to come over to make videos/cam?>>754926>spend money to make money
Except what you spend money on doesn't bring in money?
Weed, pink wine, consoles, and plushies. You've been using the same sex toys for over a year, you've had the same set-up (minus the obligatory lights) for over a year, and you've not used a cent to go get your bits looked at or get any sort of skin treatment.
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She can't keep her kink out of anything
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Sending him this shit while spending time with her mom
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i cant with this bitch, she still really thinks her mother basically saying "hey think twice before plastering your face on the internet for the whole world to see you make crappy porno videos on your piss covered rug" is bad parenting.
The house is only in Fupa's name and Shay more than likely doesn't pay any rent or bills.
So he keeps his house and she's fucked
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>I'm having fun at an event mom gave me a ticket to!>lol I hate my mom>Hey I had fun at the event mom took me to!
The amount of whiplash this bitch causes.
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They probably think you're retarded and where is your carer Shay.
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2/2 cry us a river Shay
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People on the plane probably think she's crazy
I thought she didn't want to be involved with the ddlg community
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So everyone can see what a wreck it is?
lmfao her voice is not a nitpick. you're deluded by your personal preference for deep voices, which there's nothing wrong with liking deep voices but hers is really deep and raspy and cackly.
also she looks like a goddamned tranny in multiple photos. not saying everyone irl thinks she's trans but anyway
nayrt but 60% of this thread is a nitpick and her voice is fine.
also she may have no ass but her natural facial features are pretty feminine enough to not look like a man at all. Anons are just tricked into thinking "tranny" because her makeup/hair/clothing is very OTT feminine and inspired by ugly drag queens, if you couldnt tell already from her literally using Trixie Mattel's name.
Nitpicking Kyle Perkins' is a helluva lot more interesting at this point, with his tiny ass hands and horrible, horrible chode. That shit needs to be reposted because its actually really fucking hilarious for what a bigtalker he is.
when i say tranny i mean her hank hill ass and body, not her face lol. i cannot agree with anyone who thinks her voice is fine, it's just something i find very unattractive about her due to it's tone and deepness and the way she speaks.
kyle is absolutely REPULSIVE and i agree he's more worthy to nitpick lol every single part of him is straight up horrendous.
oh her body without her face, yeah, it's pretty rectangular if she isnt showing her boobs in full force. I agree on that one. but some people zoom on her face and hair calling her tranny-like and it feels like a big big reach and gets really fucking overused. I skim past those comments because sorry, you're boring.>>756144
chill, I don't care about her and I think she's a moron in several ways. But I don't find any amusement in talking about her red dry vag or overbleached hair any more. It's done and tired and Nathan's tumblr ask chimpouts deserve more ridicule than Shay's lame body.
i'm getting tired of people claiming everything negative about shay is a "nitpick". it's at the point where nobody can say anything valid without being told "dis nitpick iz retarded! i luv her sexy voice!" an actual nitpick is like "wow her stomach isn't fucking flat what a fat cow", not stating that a chick has a deep voice (when it is in fact, an actual deep female voice.)
also it's too funny seeing some people get so triggered
over the tiniest comment about shay lol like it's the end of the world
i see where everyone on both sides are coming from but i think it's less about people being triggered
and more about people who've been sticking around for 20+ threads seeing the same comments made over and over
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So much cringe
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Nice save there Fupa
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Of course she went for the alcohol
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But you make sooo much money, you should be able to
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So she went to a wine bar at the airport, then drank on the plane, then landed and had more drinks?
Bitch is a fullblown alcoholic.
Not sticking up for her but she's in the very early stages so she's gonna be in denial about it. It could take her like a whole year to come to terms with having a dependancy rather than just liking to have a drink a bit and fupa only encourages it so I can easily see her going down that road.
Wine makes you fat, a bottle is almost half your daily calories so even if you don't overeat throwing a bottle of wine down you daily will unless you do a lot of exercise, which she does not.
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Her infected rancid pussy?
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go home to your closet shayna
Her parents ain’t wrong tho. Fupa legit uses her for her body and her “career”. He’s even claimed/joked about being her manager. And all they talk about is sex. Their Xmas tree was decorated with sex toys. When Fupa got his house he claimed all of the upstairs was for shay and her camming or whatever.
Of course sex workers can find love and all that BS but shay is stupid (shocking) if she thinks Fupa isn’t only interested in her because she’s a sex worker.
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And this is why she'll never meet Fupa's kids
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I think this answer the anon asking if he's into petplay
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the bitch is truly a worse version of Beavis a la Cornholio come to life>I am the great Dolly Mattel uwu>I need candycanes for my bunghole
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She has to be an absolute train wreck in person. I’d keep an eye on her too if I was in a fucking airplane with a mental case near me.
Her mannerisms are probably giving everyone on the flight second hand embarrassment. I wouldn’t doubt someone sneaked a Snapchat vid on her with a caption of “Ive got a retarded lady-child next to me watching cartoons and wispering “anal” every couple minutes.”
I don't actually have a "preference for deep voices", I just find her normal voice alright, but she sounds like a woman with a regular female deeper voice, and saying she sounds like a tranny is beyond ridiculous. Some of you are so far gone, she would NEVER be mistaken for a tranny. I don't like Shayna as much as the next person, but this is beyond a nitpick.>>756144>>756151
No one is "sticking up" for Shay and NO ONE is saying she has an "sexy voice" you fucking spergs, some of you are just autistic as fuck and nitpick the strangest things. No one has to suck every contrarian anon's dick just because "hurr durr we hate Shay and anything even remotely positive makes you a wk". You're the ones triggered
to the point all you can say is "hURR DISEASED VAGINA, TRANNY VOICE, HANK HILL ASS" when Shay is cringe incarnate and there's no need to bear a dead horse. But I'm done.>>756193
How do people still send money to this bitch HOLY SHIT
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No, no one is
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She is probably the worst person to be on a plane with
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A schedule she won't follow
Um wtf. I live in Oregon but 5 x $50 is $250… What kid of fucking oz of weed is that much? Even when shit wasn't legal here it was $175 MAX and that was like from some random dealer on the street, not a hook up.
I've noticed this before on her begging posts that are like "I want this, so first 5 to send me $__ gets…" She asks for way more than the shit she's begging for costs. Scamming as usual. I guess she must figure she won't get 5 people anyway and probably just says that to look like she gets more interest in anything she does. But we all know she has 2-3 tumblrina fans and that's it.
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Does she just buy/receive new pieces when others are dirty? Also these bongs are like $50 where I live lol
A decent glass blower can fart out a couple of these in a day.
Her Disney princess grinder is tacky. I seriously don’t get the obsession with pink everything and “omg I’m a small child”-thing she does.
Fupa doesn’t like sexy women. He likes dumb girls who act like children. Gross.
Why get a cute bong if you’re literally never going to clean it… and I find it disturbing that she brings her childish fetish-ness into her drug use. Can’t keep from talking about age regression while spending time with her mother, can’t keep it out of her drug addictions either.
The little child “aesthetic” is getting annoying. And it’s evident she does not truly “age play” she just likes to act immature and gross.
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lol so edgy
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Fupa’s posted first, and Shay just posted that edgy New Years shit.
Notice how they both use the words “so she knows it’s real” - there’s trouble in paradise
tinfoil anons continue to baffle me with their retardation
the "so she knows it's real" thing is a meme
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Says the person who's bf let her drive home drunk while he recorded it on snapchat
"find out if your state is legible to keep u and other people safe!"
Make sure your state can read on new years to stay safe by avoiding mispellings before crashing your cars by drinking!
Im dying about this misuse of words sorry lol(emoji)
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God no. Then she'll be begging people to pay for it and touch ups
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Why do people always say that about being a real life doll/Barbie.
Barbie didn't have giant pufferfish lips, they are pretty modest.
It's bratz dolls that had big stupid implanted looking lips
The worst part of me sincerely hopes her followers & orbiters encourage her demise into botched territory
But the human part of me hopes she knows better. Truly
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Wearing that same sweat stained shirt. Those overalls don't look good on her at all. Also, the company that made those overalls got backlash for selling to minors and letting minors be models for their company. Good job Shay
sorry for the short rant, but as an anon who commits to white blonde hair, you can see how badly her hair has broken off by how thin and tiny her braids get at the ends. I’m honestly shocked she hasn’t caused a sever chemical burn on her scalp yet with how fast and loose she plays with high volume bleach.
Okay I’m done now, I needed to get that out of my system.
Please I hope she gets them (even though I know she won't and can't afford) and it fucks up her lips>>757007>says she got new clothes>is wearing the same damn shirt she wears every other day and a tacky new jumper that is at least two sizes too small
She's also still on the floor and the closet door is an extremely tacky backdrop. This was the best she could do?
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Gonna be a train wreck
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She can literally buy this for $50
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What is wrong with her foot. That can't be dirt, can it?
tbh I cant stop looking at her makeup. her eyeliner is downright modest for her and she looks a lot more like she did in that video/promo pics with the girl and the weird torso dildo. A (relatively) good look. she should continue this trend for her makeup this coming year, and maybe learn how to do her eyebrows better.>>757050
For all she goes and gets her nails done, she's never had her feet exfoliated. she should do that weird foot peel mask
She could afford em but not the upkeep. She'd get them done once, then they'd deflate and she'd beg for more when they need redoing.
If it happens, that's how it's gonna go.
She should invest in Botox before lips. It would help her out a lot. Even with heavy filters, her forehead lines are deep af (>>757007).>>757058
I don't know how much lip fillers are, but I've gotten filler for other parts of my face and I can't see her being able to shell out upwards of $700+ for anything that needs to be continuously redone.
At this point just go for it Shay. You'll cheap out on it like you do everything else and wind up on Botched. >>757007>new workspace
Still on the floor with a dildo stuck to the closet door. At least buy a pink couch and some toy cleaner.
you're fucking nuts>>757007
Just realized that's not the same shirt as in thread photo, it has more texture to its knit pattern and a wider neckline
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Wow, 6 hours for the whole week? That’s comical.
also hasn’t she been home since Saturday?
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Of course she does
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Why would people buy this when they can do it themselves?
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Maybe he should take his own advice
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Literally, anyone can do this
Silly anon. She needs at least
a bottle a day so she's going to have to do better than that.
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These braids get smaller every time I see them
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And she's still making the special needs faces + terrible filtering
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Tbh im just sick of seeing her poor attempts at photoshopping herself.
You can see where she drug her eyeball so far down…. For preaching about faking it til she makes it, shes clearly failed both
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I guess we all know what Shay's getting for valentines day
It's not even like chunky deco or actual good stickers? Just easy hand made looking shit>>757596
That top is so grey
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What Fupa reblogged
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People need to stop coming to her for sex advice. And she didn't really answer the question
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conceited cow is conceited. Just posting for the sheer stupidity that is her ego.
It's like every ask she reads she translates into them asking ABOUT her instead of asking her.>>757808>I'm only 21
Yeah but you look like you're 35 so it's still accurate.
as gross as shay is i honestly still feel like she is out of fupa's league lmao.
35+ divorcee that may or may not have custody of his young children while simultaneously fetishizing pedo-pandering ddlg shit.
at least shay still has a chance to turn her life around and look back at how stupid she was at 21 when she's 35. what hope does fupa have? change before he's 50? kek.
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She's so smol
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What is she doing with her face?
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That ruffle thing is hung up with thumbtacks lol
And both of those photos are blurry and low-res af
she looks like limp spaghetti. also her back looks broken to give herself any hint of an actual ass. with her shoulder blades so far popped out, and her face >>757868
looks absolutely dead because she's working so hard to contort her body to look good. it's both forced and mediocre, shay
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She always says this when asked about her birthday
It's a wonder her curtains haven't molded yet. Must be a sign that she doesn't bathe as often as she'd have us believe.>>757873
And a "mail daddy" because she couldn't even be bothered to pay $10 to get a post office box.
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She's so clever
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She's such a peach
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The anon isn't wrong
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Finally got around to changing her Twitter pfp and header kek
more catfish-tier facetuning i see.
is the mismatched socks and shoes supposed to be a look? it looks terrible.
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Yep, why do you think it took her so long to finally upload them? She said she took them two days ago lmao >>757017
The shoes bother me so much too, both white would look much better and more coherent
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I'd say her aesthetic is more like Candy Kong without the boobs
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go to fucking therapy. your customers don't want to hear it. God, she is such a pathetic sex worker.
you're selling a fantasy, stop bitching about your mental health that you make 0 effort to improve
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doesnt believe anyone doesnt want to get her naked
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Fixing her makeup. Totally engaging with the audience
She said why her throat hurt, she's just so unintelligible and is acting really weird (manic?) so I didn't catch what she said about why her throat hurts.
What the fuck are these weird high pitched random moans/screams she lets out randomly for no apparent reason?
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Yellow foot making an appearance again
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she looks so bored
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I'm pretty sure she's testing to see if people can hear her just like when she was on the plane repeating anal out loud for no apparent reason >>758151>>758159
She legit looks psychotic and paranoid in both of these
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it just sounds like she's blaming everyone else for her failing at being a sex worker.
if you sign up for lifetime sub, you should have lifetime sub. those people have every right to be upset that she's deciding to charge them monthly now.
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"My hips look really good in this light"
Jesus, I've never really noticed when other anons said that her left tit doesn't move a lot compared to the right, and that they think she may have an implant.
I just brushed it off because I didn't really see it.
But it's super
obvious throughout this video.
The right one bounces and moves quite a lot when she bends etc, like tits should.
Meanwhile the left one just stays wherever it's at, even when she jumps up and down it hardly moves at all.
weird, I've honestly never seen a tit move like this (and it be a natural one), and I have seen some tits. inb4 reEe you ain't never seen tits b4!?!
Just so odd to me.
If you still think that's a natural tit I would like to see some examples of other natural tits doing the same thing, because I haven't seen any other pairs of tits where one moves and one doesn't at all.
Most natural tits I've seen all moved, and the unnatural ones stayed more in place.
Not saying there is anything wrong with a nice pair of silicone or saline tits, but THIS is just weird
Someone pls explain it, this is fascinating. And preferably not with "breast tissue is different". Yes, from person to person, I agree. But THIS different in one person? I mean, I doubt it.
Also wouldn't one implant and one natural account for the difference in nipples? Some women I've seen who have implants say their nipples changed after they got implants, and hers are vastly different.
(Yes I know this can also occur in nature, but that
different, can't be common. Also that gross dude biting it halfway off did not help for sure kek.)
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Keep covering that infested ballsack with your hands/arms/heels please, it's NOT "a heckin' cute"
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Her only pose
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Here we go again… man can you PLEASE STOP with the tittie sperging??? No ones care and everyone is sick of hearing about it!!!
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This might have been talked about before. But who is this chick and why is she promoting shay?
She makes zero
effort and should get that pay
Shay would never pay for that. She
makes people pay her
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A description of one of Dawn's videos called "brother sister and doggy threesome." Watch Shay follow in her footsteps
Guys it's part of her marketing strategy. Only bimbos wear mismatched socks and shoes because they're too dumb and doll-like to dress themselves. She's just being true to her persona. Duh.
Real talk though she's wearing a pink sock with a white shoe and a faded purple sock with a pink shoe. She was probably too drunk/high to notice.>>758130
What the hell is going on with her eye makeup?>>758161
Even charging people she sold lifetime to? No wonder she's acting so bizarre because no one who paid for lifetime is going to shell out monthly. She's about to lose all her followers.
anyone who makes porn like this has a severe mental issue, at this point it's not just a ~weird kink uwu~ it's just seriously wrong and fucked up.>>758223
she makes less than minimum wage like a solid 75% of the time anyhow lol, deservedly so
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Falling off the weekly schedule once again. New year, same shay.
>>758379>icecream and hot cocoa
Sounds like she's got a bad cold but with what she consumes daily I'm surprised it's not scurvy.
Don't know why she's bothering to even promise a camshow tonight if she'll spend it hacking up a lung since she'd rather buy junkfood than medicine.
the good news is it looks like >>758185
was definitely a male poster
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Shayna confirmed for intersex cryptid(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Damn, you need to chill. I've never posted about them before, not even partaken in the discussions. I was under the impression that different opinions were still a thing.
Here's another one since you love them so much: You're not the one who decides what we all talk about in this thread, so how about just stfu.>>758428
What even is this post?Good news everyone, I thought one tit was suspect and went to sleep and now I've woken up a man!
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Begging for money for Chinese food on twitter.
They barely have furniture, so I'm sure that's a safe no lol
If I'm remembering correctly she mentioned "cooking" for Fupa at once point (noodles and jarred pasta sauce), and that must have been a disaster since you KNOW she would have spammed pics about "5-star Mattel cute babby chef uwu". And apparently they "prepare their own separate meals", which is just plain sad. He probably expected her to cook for him (honestly fair since she stays home and does fuck else) and she probably expected him to take total care of her. Both were disappointed.
How can you post this and think you look "cute"??
Those man shoulders and cryptid legs and arms are terrifying.
I'm inclined to agree with anon who says her nipple seems like it's growing, and not in a good way at all. >>758484
IF she cooked herself, she would have plastered it online with pink sprinkles all over whatever it was and with heart filters.
He set himself up for failure with that if he seriously thought she could even boil an egg.
She posts her entire life online, and cooking is not part of it, so he should have known.
Then again, Kyle Nathan Perks is not a smart man.
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But you don't make more shay. And you're already an alcoholic and drug abuser
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She has now resorted to telling boring stories from elementary school to try to be relatable
Samefag but she also needs to lose the disgusting plugs if she wants to commit to the age play thing. Gah, I’ll stop ranting now. She’s so lazy and incompetent it triggers
Are you so stupid that you’re really confusing nipples and areolas? It’s perfectly normal to have one areola vastly larger than the other. You seriously sound like you’ve never seen real tits before. Her tits are fine, honestly. Compared with the rest of her, her tits are fine. Some people have inverted nipples, or one inverted and one normal. You probably think that’s fucking crazy too. Some people have a boob that’s a whole cup size smaller. NO ONES BODY IS PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL SO SHUT UP AND STOP WITH THE IDIOTIC TINFOIL TIDDY SPERGS. She also has a naturally small chest, which has been explained already. When you have a small chest you tend to get denser breasts, based on how much room you have. People with wider chests tend to have lower sitting, squishier breasts due to having more room in the chest. Of course there are exceptions.
Her tits are probably the most normal part of her.
I think anon meant what has been previously discussed, such as the length of the nipples themselves, or color difference.>Also that gross dude biting it halfway off did not help for sure kek.
However, your autistic screeching about this shit is tired, you complain about others sperging and you're literally the worst one. In multiple threads ever since this was brought up the first time. >They make one post.>You make 5 sperging like an autist.
Just pipe the fuck down and report the fucking posts you're just making yourself look absolutely ridiculous.
Why does this even make you this angry, are you shay WKing yourself?
You obviously read this thread avidly, so by now you should be used to this kind of shit, and be able to scroll past it.
Is it really that hard to believe that if you had one frankenbreast and one non-exsistant one, and you got this fixed, perhaps
you wouldn't tell anyone because you got mocked or teased enough as it was. Or felt self-conscious, or would be facing a shit-ton more h8rs online who are anti-plastic surgery?
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Coming from the person who was gonna make a cindy lou who porn
This should be the next thread image, such a perfect specimen, it's not even edited that's just her face lmfao.
I know, but it's not the same as if she were to shoop the picture and get rid of all her flaws to try and look better.
Still quite funny imo.
It was an accident, >>758229
wasn't supposed to be in there.
Idk, ask the angry anon kek.>>758762
Yeah, I know?
Read it again>Is it really that hard to believe that if you had one frankenbreast and one non-exsistant one>hard to believe that if you had one
As in, a fictional scenario used as an example.
I do not seriously think that what I described there is what happened here.
Let's get back to the topic at hand.
it would be hilarious they try to do his parents together and the whole time fupa calls her sugar booger and him try to look like hes enjoying it but sigh
not uwu baby enough for shayna. all he needs is to shave his beard, hike up his pants and run a lap around the house and he will be perfect for a carl wheezer.
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lmao just when you think she can't get any more stupid she asks some shit like this
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still nail begging
and she /might/ even let you have a say in what you're paying for~
Guess that's what happens when you decide to start fingering yourself without ever visiting the gyno/cleaning your fingernails/hands/teeth and then deciding its a good idea to shove those same fingers down your throat.
T r i v i n g i n f e c t i o n
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She literally sounds mentally ill
>>759080>i pretend to be young so i don't have to deal with adult life
p sure she's faking this though
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Why? She barely made any new content
Just say you can't afford the copay Shay. That's another begging angle.
Way off topic but since there's a 99% chance that she doesn't file taxes, do you think her vile, abusive parents still claim her on theirs? Idk how any of that would work with her thriving business
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She probably didn't buy it, the girl probably sent it to her
And, I thought she doesn't watch porn?
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Wtf is that face
And again with the ball sack pussy
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Her hair looks do fried